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+<div>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 13515 ***</div>
+
+ <div style="height: 8em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h1>
+ BRACEBRIDGE HALL OR THE HUMORISTS
+ </h1>
+ <h2>
+ By Washington Irving
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <b>CONTENTS</b>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> BRACEBRIDGE HALL; OR, THE HUMOURISTS </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0002"> THE AUTHOR. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0003"> THE HALL. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0004"> THE BUSY MAN. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0005"> FAMILY SERVANTS. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0006"> THE WIDOW. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0007"> THE LOVERS. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0008"> FAMILY RELIQUES. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0009"> AN OLD SOLDIER </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0010"> THE WIDOW&rsquo;S RETINUE. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0011"> READY-MONEY JACK. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0012"> BACHELORS. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0013"> WIVES. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0014"> STORY TELLING. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0015"> THE STOUT GENTLEMAN. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0016"> FOREST TREES. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0017"> A LITERARY ANTIQUARY. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0018"> THE FARM-HOUSE. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0019"> HORSEMANSHIP. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0020"> LOVE SYMPTOMS. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0021"> FALCONRY. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0022"> HAWKING. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0023"> ST. MARK&rsquo;S EVE. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0024"> GENTILITY. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0025"> FORTUNE-TELLING. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0026"> LOVE-CHARMS. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0027"> THE LIBRARY. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0028"> THE STUDENT OF SALAMANCA. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0029"> BRACEBRIDGE HALL; </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0030"> ENGLISH COUNTRY GENTLEMEN. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0031"> A BACHELOR&rsquo;S CONFESSIONS. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0032"> ENGLISH GRAVITY. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0033"> GIPSIES. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0034"> MAY-DAY CUSTOMS. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0035"> VILLAGE WORTHIES. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0036"> THE SCHOOLMASTER. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0037"> THE SCHOOL. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0038"> A VILLAGE POLITICIAN. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0039"> THE ROOKERY. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0040"> MAY-DAY. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0041"> THE MANUSCRIPT. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0042"> ANNETTE DELARBRE. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0043"> TRAVELLING. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0044"> POPULAR SUPERSTITIONS. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0045"> THE CULPRIT. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0046"> FAMILY MISFORTUNES. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0047"> LOVERS&rsquo; TROUBLES. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0048"> THE HISTORIAN. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0049"> THE HAUNTED HOUSE. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0050"> DOLPH HEYLIGER. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0051"> THE STORM-SHIP. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0052"> THE WEDDING. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0053"> THE AUTHOR&rsquo;S FAREWELL. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0001" id="link2H_4_0001"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ BRACEBRIDGE HALL; OR, THE HUMOURISTS
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ A MEDLEY.
+ </h3>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Under this cloud I walk, Gentlemen; pardon my rude assault. I am a
+ traveller who, having surveyed most of the terrestrial angles of
+ this globe, am hither arrived, to peruse this little spot.
+
+ &mdash;CHRISTMAS ORDINARY.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0002" id="link2H_4_0002"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE AUTHOR.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ WORTHY READER!
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ On again taking pen in hand, I would fain make a few observations at the
+ outset, by way of bespeaking a right understanding. The volumes which I
+ have already published have met with a reception far beyond my most
+ sanguine expectations. I would willingly attribute this to their intrinsic
+ merits; but, in spite of the vanity of authorship, I cannot but be
+ sensible that their success has, in a great measure, been owing to a less
+ flattering cause. It has been a matter of marvel, to my European readers,
+ that a man from the wilds of America should express himself in tolerable
+ English. I was looked upon as something new and strange in literature; a
+ kind of demi-savage, with a feather in his hand, instead of on his head;
+ and there was a curiosity to hear what such a being had to say about
+ civilized society.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This novelty is now at an end, and of course the feeling of indulgence
+ which it produced. I must now expect to bear the scrutiny of sterner
+ criticism, and to be measured by the same standard with contemporary
+ writers; and the very favor which has been shown to my previous writings,
+ will cause these to be treated with the greater rigour; as there is
+ nothing for which the world is apt to punish a man more severely, than for
+ having been over-praised. On this head, therefore, I wish to forestall the
+ censoriousness of the reader; and I entreat he will not think the worse of
+ me for the many injudicious things that may have been said in my
+ commendation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am aware that I often travel over beaten ground, and treat of subjects
+ that have already been discussed by abler pens. Indeed, various authors
+ have been mentioned as my models, to whom I should feel flattered if I
+ thought I bore the slightest resemblance; but in truth I write after no
+ model that I am conscious of, and I write with no idea of imitation or
+ competition. In venturing occasionally on topics that have already been
+ almost exhausted by English authors, I do it, not with the presumption of
+ challenging a comparison, but with the hope that some new interest may be
+ given to such topics, when discussed by the pen of a stranger.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If, therefore, I should sometimes be found dwelling with fondness on
+ subjects that are trite and commonplace with the reader, I beg that the
+ circumstances under which I write may be kept in recollection. Having been
+ born and brought up in a new country, yet educated from infancy in the
+ literature of an old one, my mind was early filled with historical and
+ poetical associations, connected with places, and manners, and customs of
+ Europe; but which could rarely be applied to those of my own country. To a
+ mind thus peculiarly prepared, the most ordinary objects and scenes, on
+ arriving in Europe, are full of strange matter and interesting novelty.
+ England is as classic ground to an American as Italy is to an Englishman;
+ and old London teems with as much historical association as mighty Rome.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Indeed, it is difficult to describe the whimsical medley of ideas that
+ throng upon his mind, on landing among English scenes. He, for the first
+ time, sees a world about which he has been reading and thinking in every
+ stage of his existence. The recollected ideas of infancy, youth, and
+ manhood; of the nursery, the school, and the study, come swarming at once
+ upon him; and his attention is distracted between great and little
+ objects; each of which, perhaps, awakens an equally delightful train of
+ remembrances.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But what more especially attracts his notice, are those peculiarities
+ which distinguish an old country and an old state of society from a new
+ one. I have never yet grown familiar enough with the crumbling monuments
+ of past ages, to blunt the intense interest with which I at first beheld
+ them. Accustomed always to scenes where history was, in a manner, in
+ anticipation; where every thing in art was new and progressive, and
+ pointed to the future rather than to the past; where, in short, the works
+ of man gave no ideas but those of young existence, and prospective
+ improvement; there was something inexpressibly touching in the sight of
+ enormous piles of architecture, gray with antiquity, and sinking
+ into-decay. I cannot describe the mute but deep-felt enthusiasm with which
+ I have contemplated a vast monastic ruin, like Tintern Abbey, buried in
+ the bosom of a quiet valley, and shut up from the world, as though it had
+ existed merely for itself; or a warrior pile, like Conway Castle, standing
+ in stern loneliness on its rocky height, a mere hollow yet threatening
+ phantom of departed power. They spread a grand, and melancholy, and, to
+ me, an unusual charm over the landscape; I, for the first time, beheld
+ signs of national old age, and empire&rsquo;s decay, and proofs of the transient
+ and perishing glories of art, amidst the ever-springing and reviving
+ fertility of nature.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, in fact, to me every thing was full of matter; the footsteps of
+ history were every where to be traced; and poetry had breathed over and
+ sanctified the land. I experienced the delightful freshness of feeling of
+ a child, to whom every thing is new. I pictured to myself a set of
+ inhabitants and a mode of life for every habitation that I saw, from the
+ aristocratical mansion, amidst the lordly repose of stately groves and
+ solitary parts, to the straw-thatched cottage, with its scanty garden and
+ its cherished woodbine. I thought I never could be sated with the
+ sweetness and freshness of a country so completely carpeted with verdure;
+ where every air breathed of the balmy pasture, and the honey-suckled
+ hedge. I was continually coming upon some little document of poetry, in
+ the blossomed hawthorn, the daisy, the cowslip, the primrose, or some
+ other simple object that has received a supernatural value from the muse.
+ The first time that I heard the song of the nightingale, I was intoxicated
+ more by the delicious crowd of remembered associations than by the melody
+ of its notes; and I shall never forget the thrill of ecstasy with which I
+ first saw the lark rise, almost from beneath my feet, and wing its musical
+ flight up into the morning sky.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In this way I traversed England, a grown-up child, delighted by every
+ object, great and small; and betraying a wondering ignorance, and simple
+ enjoyment, that provoked many a stare and a smile from my wiser and more
+ experienced fellow-travellers. Such too was the odd confusion of
+ associations that kept breaking upon me, as I first approached London. One
+ of my earliest wishes had been to see this great metropolis. I had read so
+ much about it in the earliest books that had been put into my infant
+ hands; and I had heard so much about it from those around me who had come
+ from the &ldquo;old countries.&rdquo; I was familiar with the names of its streets,
+ and squares, and public places, before I knew those of my native city. It
+ was, to me, the great centre of the world, round which every thing seemed
+ to revolve. I recollect contemplating so wistfully, when a boy, a paltry
+ little print of the Thames, and London Bridge, and St. Paul&rsquo;s, that was in
+ front of an old magazine; and a picture of Kensington Gardens, with
+ gentlemen in three-cornered hats and broad skirts, and ladies in hoops and
+ lappets, that hung up in my bed-room; even the venerable cut of St. John&rsquo;s
+ Gate, that has stood, time out of mind, in front of the Gentleman&rsquo;s
+ Magazine, was not without its charms to me; and I envied the odd-looking
+ little men that appeared to be loitering about its arches.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ How then did my heart warm when the towers of Westminster Abbey were
+ pointed out to me, rising above the rich groves of St. James&rsquo;s Park, with
+ a thin blue haze about their gray pinnacles! I could not behold this great
+ mausoleum of what is most illustrious in our paternal history, without
+ feeling my enthusiasm in a glow. With what eagerness did I explore every
+ part of the metropolis! I was not content with those matters which occupy
+ the dignified research of the learned traveller; I delighted to call up
+ all the feelings of childhood, and to seek after those objects which had
+ been the wonders of my infancy. London Bridge, so famous in nursery songs;
+ the far-famed Monument; Gog and Magog, and the Lions in the Tower, all
+ brought back many a recollection of infantile delight, and of good old
+ beings, now no more, who had gossiped about them to my wondering ear. Nor
+ was it without a recurrence of childish interest, that I first peeped into
+ Mr. Newberry&rsquo;s shop, in St. Paul&rsquo;s Church-yard, that fountain-head of
+ literature. Mr. Newberry was the first that ever filled my infant mind
+ with the idea of a great and good man. He published all the picture-books
+ of the day; and, out of his abundant love for children, he charged
+ &ldquo;nothing for either paper or print, and only a penny-halfpenny for the
+ binding!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have mentioned these circumstances, worthy reader, to show you the
+ whimsical crowd of associations that are apt to beset my mind on mingling
+ among English scenes. I hope they may, in some measure, plead my apology,
+ should I be found harping upon stale and trivial themes, or indulging an
+ over-fondness for any thing antique and obsolete. I know it is the humour,
+ not to say cant of the day, to run riot about old times, old books, old
+ customs, and old buildings; with myself, however, as far as I have caught
+ the contagion, the feeling is genuine. To a man from a young country, all
+ old things are in a manner new; and he may surely be excused in being a
+ little curious about antiquities, whose native land, unfortunately, cannot
+ boast of a single ruin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Having been brought up, also, in the comparative simplicity of a republic,
+ I am apt to be struck with even the ordinary circumstances incident to an
+ aristocratical state of society. If, however, I should at any time amuse
+ myself by pointing out some of the eccentricities, and some of the
+ poetical characteristics of the latter, I would not be understood as
+ pretending to decide upon its political merits. My only aim is to paint
+ characters and manners. I am no politician. The more I have considered the
+ study of politics, the more I have found it full of perplexity; and I have
+ contented myself, as I have in my religion, with the faith in which I was
+ brought up, regulating my own conduct by its precepts; but leaving to
+ abler heads the task of making converts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I shall continue on, therefore, in the course I have hitherto pursued;
+ looking at things poetically, rather than politically; describing them as
+ they are, rather than pretending to point out how they should be; and
+ endeavouring to see the world in as pleasant a light as circumstances will
+ permit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have always had an opinion that much good might be done by keeping
+ mankind in good-humour with one another. I may be wrong in my philosophy,
+ but I shall continue to practise it until convinced of its fallacy. When I
+ discover the world to be all that it has been represented by sneering
+ cynics and whining poets, I will turn to and abuse it also; in the
+ meanwhile, worthy reader, I hope you will not think lightly of me, because
+ I cannot believe this to be so very bad a world as it is represented.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thine truly,
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ GEOFFREY CRAYON.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0003" id="link2H_4_0003"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE HALL.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ The ancient house, and the best for housekeeping in this county or
+ the next; and though the master of it write but squire, I know no
+ lord like him.
+ &mdash;<i>Merry Beggars</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The reader, if he has perused the volumes of the Sketch-Book, will
+ probably recollect something of the Bracebridge family, with which I once
+ passed a Christmas. I am now on another visit to the Hall, having been
+ invited to a wedding which is shortly to take place. The Squire&rsquo;s second
+ son, Guy, a fine, spirited young captain in the army, is about to be
+ married to his father&rsquo;s ward, the fair Julia Templeton. A gathering of
+ relations and friends has already commenced, to celebrate the joyful
+ occasion; for the old gentleman is an enemy to quiet, private weddings.
+ &ldquo;There is nothing,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;like launching a young couple gayly, and
+ cheering them from the shore; a good outset is half the voyage.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Before proceeding any farther, I would beg that the Squire might not be
+ confounded with that class of hard-riding, foxhunting gentlemen so often
+ described, and, in fact, so nearly extinct in England. I use this rural
+ title partly because it is his universal appellation throughout the
+ neighbourhood, and partly because it saves me the frequent repetition of
+ his name, which is one of those rough old English names at which Frenchmen
+ exclaim in despair.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Squire is, in fact, a lingering specimen of the old English country
+ gentleman; rusticated a little by living almost entirely on his estate,
+ and something of a humourist, as Englishmen are apt to become when they
+ have an opportunity of living in their own way. I like his hobby passing
+ well, however, which is, a bigoted devotion to old English manners and
+ customs; it jumps a little with my own humor, having as yet a lively and
+ unsated curiosity about the ancient and genuine characteristics of my
+ &ldquo;father land.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are some traits about the Squire&rsquo;s family, also, which appear to me
+ to be national. It is one of those old aristocratical families, which, I
+ believe, are peculiar to England, and scarcely understood in other
+ countries; that is to say, families of the ancient gentry, who, though
+ destitute of titled rank, maintain a high ancestral pride; who look down
+ upon all nobility of recent creation, and would consider it a sacrifice of
+ dignity to merge the venerable name of their house in a modern title.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This feeling is very much fostered by the importance which they enjoy on
+ their hereditary domains. The family mansion is an old manor-house,
+ standing in a retired and beautiful part of Yorkshire. Its inhabitants
+ have been always regarded, through the surrounding country, as &ldquo;the great
+ ones of the earth;&rdquo; and the little village near the Hall looks up to the
+ Squire with almost feudal homage. An old manor-house, and an old family of
+ this kind, are rarely to be met with at the present day; and it is
+ probably the peculiar humour of the Squire that has retained this secluded
+ specimen of English housekeeping in something like the genuine old style.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am again quartered in the panelled chamber, in the antique wing of the
+ house. The prospect from the window, however, has quite a different aspect
+ from that which it wore on my winter visit. Though early in the month of
+ April, yet a few warm, sunshiny days have drawn forth the beauties of the
+ spring, which, I think, are always most captivating on their first
+ opening. The parterres of the old-fashioned garden are gay with flowers;
+ and the gardener has brought out his exotics, and placed them along the
+ stone balustrades. The trees are clothed with green buds and tender
+ leaves. When I throw open my jingling casement, I smell the odour of
+ mignonette, and hear the hum of the bees from the flowers against the
+ sunny wall, with the varied song of the throstle, and the cheerful notes
+ of the tuneful little wren.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While sojourning in this strong-hold of old fashions, it is my intention
+ to make occasional sketches of the scenes and characters before me. I
+ would have it understood, however, that I am not writing a novel, and have
+ nothing of intricate plot, or marvellous adventure, to promise the reader.
+ The Hall of which I treat, has, for aught I know, neither trap-door, nor
+ sliding-panel, nor donjon-keep; and indeed appears to have no mystery
+ about it. The family is a worthy, well-meaning family, that, in all
+ probability, will eat and drink, and go to bed, and get up regularly, from
+ one end of my work to the other; and the Squire is so kind-hearted an old
+ gentleman, that I see no likelihood of his throwing any kind of distress
+ in the way of the approaching nuptials. In a word, I cannot foresee a
+ single extraordinary event that is likely to occur in the whole term of my
+ sojourn at the Hall.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I tell this honestly to the reader, lest, when he finds me dallying along,
+ through every-day English scenes, he may hurry ahead, in hopes of meeting
+ with some marvellous adventure further on. I invite him, on the contrary,
+ to ramble gently on with me, as he would saunter out into the fields,
+ stopping occasionally to gather a flower, or listen to a bird, or admire a
+ prospect, without any anxiety to arrive at the end of his career. Should
+ I, however, in the course of my loiterings about this old mansion, see or
+ hear anything curious, that might serve to vary the monotony of this
+ every-day life, I shall not fail to report it for the reader&rsquo;s
+ entertainment:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ For freshest wits I know will soon be wearie
+ Of any book, how grave so e&rsquo;er it be,
+ Except it have odd matter, strange and merrie,
+ Well sauc&rsquo;d with lies and glared all with glee.<a href="#linknote-1"
+ name="linknoteref-1" id="linknoteref-1">1</a>
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="linknote-1" id="linknote-1"> Note--></a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="foot">
+ 1 (<a href="#linknoteref-1">return</a>)<br /> [ <i>Mirror for Magistrates</i>.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0004" id="link2H_4_0004"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE BUSY MAN.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ A decayed gentleman, who lives most upon his own mirth and my
+ master&rsquo;s means, and much good do him with it. He does hold my
+ master up with his stories, and songs, and catches, and such tricks
+ and jigs, you would admire&mdash;he is with him now.
+
+ &mdash;<i>Jovial Crew</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ By no one has my return to the Hall been more heartily greeted than by Mr.
+ Simon Bracebridge, or Master Simon, as the Squire most commonly calls him.
+ I encountered him just as I entered the park, where he was breaking a
+ pointer, and he received me with all the hospitable cordiality with which
+ a man welcomes a friend to another one&rsquo;s house. I have already introduced
+ him to the reader as a brisk old bachelor-looking little man; the wit and
+ superannuated beau of a large family connection, and the Squire&rsquo;s
+ factotum. I found him, as usual, full of bustle; with a thousand petty
+ things to do, and persons to attend to, and in chirping good-humour; for
+ there are few happier beings than a busy idler; that is to say, a man who
+ is eternally busy about nothing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I visited him, the morning after my arrival, in his chamber, which is in a
+ remote corner of the mansion, as he says he likes to be to himself, and
+ out of the way. He has fitted it up in his own taste, so that it is a
+ perfect epitome of an old bachelor&rsquo;s notions of convenience and
+ arrangement. The furniture is made up of odd pieces from all parts of the
+ house, chosen on account of their suiting his notions, or fitting some
+ corner of his apartment; and he is very eloquent in praise of an ancient
+ elbow-chair, from which he takes occasion to digress into a censure on
+ modern chairs, as having degenerated from the dignity and comfort of
+ high-backed antiquity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Adjoining to his room is a small cabinet, which he calls his study. Here
+ are some hanging shelves, of his own construction, on which are several
+ old works on hawking, hunting, and farriery, and a collection or two of
+ poems and songs of the reign of Elizabeth, which he studies out of
+ compliment to the Squire; together with the Novelist&rsquo;s Magazine, the
+ Sporting Magazine; the Racing Calendar, a volume or two of the Newgate
+ Calendar, a book of peerage, and another of heraldry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His sporting dresses hang on pegs in a small closet; and about the walls
+ of his apartment are hooks to hold his fishing-tackle, whips, spurs, and a
+ favourite fowling-piece, curiously wrought and inlaid, which he inherits
+ from his grandfather. He has, also, a couple of old single-keyed flutes,
+ and a fiddle which he has repeatedly patched and mended himself, affirming
+ it to be a veritable Cremona, though I have never heard him extract a
+ single note from it that was not enough to make one&rsquo;s blood run cold.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From this little nest his fiddle will often be heard, in the stillness of
+ mid-day, drowsily sawing some long-forgotten tune; for he prides himself
+ on having a choice collection of good old English music, and will scarcely
+ have any thing to do with modern composers. The time, however, at which
+ his musical powers are of most use, is now and then of an evening, when he
+ plays for the children to dance in the hall, and he passes among them and
+ the servants for a perfect Orpheus.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His chamber also bears evidence of his various avocations: there are
+ half-copied sheets of music; designs for needle-work; sketches of
+ landscapes, very indifferently executed; a camera lucida; a magic lantern,
+ for which he is endeavoring to paint glasses; in a word, it is the cabinet
+ of a man of many accomplishments, who knows a little of everything, and
+ does nothing well.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After I had spent some time in his apartment, admiring the ingenuity of
+ his small inventions, he took me about the establishment, to visit the
+ stables, dog-kennel, and other dependencies, in which he appeared like a
+ general visiting the different quarters of his camp; as the Squire leaves
+ the control of all these matters to him, when he is at the Hall. He
+ inquired into the state of the horses; examined their feet; prescribed a
+ drench for one, and bleeding for another; and then took me to look at his
+ own horse, on the merits of which he dwelt with great prolixity, and
+ which, I noticed, had the best stall in the stable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After this I was taken to a new toy of his and the Squire&rsquo;s, which he
+ termed the falconry, where there were several unhappy birds in durance,
+ completing their education. Among the number was a fine falcon, which
+ Master Simon had in especial training, and he told me that he would show
+ me, in a few days, some rare sport of the good old-fashioned kind. In the
+ course of our round, I noticed that the grooms, game-keeper, whippers-in,
+ and other retainers, seemed all to be on somewhat of a familiar footing
+ with Master Simon, and fond of having a joke with him, though it was
+ evident they had great deference for his opinion in matters relating to
+ their functions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was one exception, however, in a testy old huntsman, as hot as a
+ pepper-corn; a meagre, wiry old fellow, in a threadbare velvet jockey cap,
+ and a pair of leather breeches, that, from much wear, shone, as though
+ they had been japanned. He was very contradictory and pragmatical, and
+ apt, as I thought, to differ from Master Simon now and then, out of mere
+ captiousness. This was particularly the case with respect to the treatment
+ of the hawk, which the old man seemed to have under his peculiar care,
+ and, according to Master Simon, was in a fair way to ruin: the latter had
+ a vast deal to say about <i>casting</i>, and <i>imping</i>, and <i>gleaming</i>,
+ and <i>enseaming</i>, and giving the hawk the <i>rangle</i>, which I saw
+ was all heathen Greek to old Christy; but he maintained his point
+ notwithstanding, and seemed to hold all this technical lore in utter
+ disrespect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was surprised with the good-humour with which Master Simon bore his
+ contradictions, till he explained the matter tom e afterwards. Old Christy
+ is the most ancient servant in the place, having lived among dogs and
+ horses the greater part of a century, and been in the service of Mr.
+ Bracebridge&rsquo;s father. He knows the pedigree of every horse on the place,
+ and has bestrode the great-great-grandsires of most of them. He can give a
+ circumstantial detail of every fox-hunt for the last sixty or seventy
+ years, and has a history for every stag&rsquo;s head about the house, and every
+ hunting trophy nailed to the door of the dog-kennel.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All the present race have grown up under his eye, and humour him in his
+ old age. He once attended the Squire to Oxford, when he was a student
+ there, and enlightened the whole university with his hunting lore. All
+ this is enough to make the old man opinionated, since he finds, on all
+ these matters of first-rate importance, he knows more than the rest of the
+ world. Indeed, Master Simon had been his pupil, and acknowledges that he
+ derived his first knowledge in hunting from the instructions of Christy:
+ and I much question whether the old man does not still look upon him
+ rather as a greenhorn.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On our return homewards, as we were crossing the lawn in front of the
+ house, we heard the porter&rsquo;s bell ring at the lodge, and shortly
+ afterwards, a kind of cavalcade advanced slowly up the avenue. At sight of
+ it my companion paused, considered it for a moment, and then, making a
+ sudden exclamation, hurried away to meet it. As it approached, I
+ discovered a fair, fresh-looking elderly lady, dressed in an old-fashioned
+ riding-habit, with a broad-brimmed white beaver hat, such as may be seen
+ in Sir Joshua Reynolds&rsquo; paintings. She rode a sleek white pony, and was
+ followed by a footman in rich livery, mounted on an over-fed hunter. At a
+ little distance in the rear came an ancient cumbrous chariot, drawn by two
+ very corpulent horses, driven by as corpulent a coachman, beside whom sat
+ a page dressed in a fanciful green livery. Inside of the chariot was a
+ starched prim personage, with a look somewhat between a lady&rsquo;s companion
+ and a lady&rsquo;s maid; and two pampered curs, that showed their ugly faces,
+ and barked out of each window.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was a general turning out of the garrison, to receive this new
+ comer. The Squire assisted her to alight, and saluted her affectionately;
+ the fair Julia flew into her arms, and they embraced with the romantic
+ fervour of boarding-school friends: she was escorted into the house by
+ Julia&rsquo;s lover, towards whom she showed distinguished favour; and a line of
+ the old servants, who had collected in the Hall, bowed most profoundly as
+ she passed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I observed that Master Simon was most assiduous and devout in his
+ attentions upon this old lady. He walked by the side of her pony, up the
+ avenue; and, while she was receiving the salutations of the rest of the
+ family, he took occasion to notice the fat coachman; to pat the sleek
+ carriage horses, and, above all, to say a civil word to my lady&rsquo;s
+ gentlewoman, the prim, sour-looking vestal in the chariot.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had no more of his company for the rest of the morning. He was swept off
+ in the vortex that followed in the wake of this lady. Once indeed he
+ paused for a moment, as he was hurrying on some errand of the good lady&rsquo;s,
+ to let me know that this was Lady Lillycraft, a sister of the Squire&rsquo;s, of
+ large fortune, which the captain would inherit, and that her estate lay in
+ one of the best sporting counties in all England.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0005" id="link2H_4_0005"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ FAMILY SERVANTS.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Verily old servants are the vouchers of worthy housekeeping. They
+ are like rats in a mansion, or mites in a cheese, bespeaking the
+ antiquity and fatness of their abode.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In my casual anecdotes of the Hall, I may often he tempted to dwell on
+ circumstances of a trite and ordinary nature, from their appearing to me
+ illustrative of genuine national character. It seems to be the study of
+ the Squire to adhere, as much as possible, to what he considers the old
+ landmarks of English manners. His servants all understand his ways, and
+ for the most part have been accustomed to them from infancy; so that, upon
+ the whole, his household presents one of the few tolerable specimens that
+ can now be met with, of the establishment of an English country gentleman
+ of the old school.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By the by, the servants are not the least characteristic part of the
+ household: the housekeeper, for instance, has been born and brought up at
+ the Hall, and has never been twenty miles from it; yet she has a stately
+ air, that would not disgrace a lady that had figured at the court of Queen
+ Elizabeth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am half inclined to think that she has caught it from living so much
+ among the old family pictures. It may, however, be owing to a
+ consciousness of her importance in the sphere in which she has always
+ moved; for she is greatly respected in the neighbouring village, and among
+ the farmers&rsquo; wives, and has high authority in the household, ruling over
+ the servants with quiet, but undisputed sway.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She is a thin old lady, with blue eyes and pointed nose and chin. Her
+ dress is always the same as to fashion. She wears a small, well-starched
+ ruff, a laced stomacher, full petticoats, and a gown festooned and open in
+ front, which, on particular occasions, is of ancient silk, the legacy of
+ some former dame of the family, or an inheritance from her mother, who was
+ housekeeper before her. I have a reverence for these old garments, as I
+ make no doubt they have figured about these apartments in days long past,
+ when they have set off the charms of some peerless family beauty; and I
+ have sometimes looked from the old housekeeper to the neighbouring
+ portraits, to see whether I could not recognize her antiquated brocade in
+ the dress of some one of those long-waisted dames that smile on me from
+ the walls.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Her hair, which is quite white, is frizzed out in front, and she wears
+ over it a small cap, nicely plaited, and brought down under the chin. Her
+ manners are simple and primitive, heightened a little by a proper dignity
+ of station.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Hall is her world, and the history of the family the only history she
+ knows, excepting that which she has read in the Bible. She can give a
+ biography of every portrait in the picture gallery, and is a complete
+ family chronicle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She is treated with great consideration by the Squire. Indeed, Master
+ Simon tells me that there is a traditional anecdote current among the
+ servants, of the Squire&rsquo;s having been seen kissing her in the picture
+ gallery, when they were both young. As, however, nothing further was ever
+ noticed between them, the circumstance caused no great scandal; only she
+ was observed to take to reading Pamela shortly afterwards, and refused the
+ hand of the village inn-keeper, whom she had previously smiled on.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The old butler, who was formerly footman, and a rejected admirer of hers,
+ used to tell the anecdote now and then, at those little cabals that will
+ occasionally take place among the most orderly servants, arising from the
+ common propensity of the governed to talk against administration; but he
+ has left it off, of late years, since he has risen into place, and shakes
+ his head rebukingly when it is mentioned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is certain that the old lady will, to this day, dwell on the looks of
+ the Squire when he was a young man at college; and she maintains that none
+ of his sons can compare with their father when he was of their age, and
+ was dressed out in his full suit of scarlet, with his hair craped and
+ powdered, and his three-cornered hat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She has an orphan niece, a pretty, soft-hearted baggage, named Phoebe
+ Wilkins, who has been transplanted to the Hall within a year or two, and
+ been nearly spoiled for any condition of life. She is a kind of attendant
+ and companion of the fair Julia&rsquo;s; and from loitering about the young
+ lady&rsquo;s apartments, reading scraps of novels, and inheriting second-hand
+ finery, has become something between a waiting-maid and a slipshod fine
+ lady.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She is considered a kind of heiress among the servants, as she will
+ inherit all her aunt&rsquo;s property; which, if report be true, must be a round
+ sum of good golden guineas, the accumulated wealth of two housekeepers&rsquo;
+ savings; not to mention the hereditary wardrobe, and the many little
+ valuables and knick-knacks, treasured up in the housekeepers&rsquo; room.
+ Indeed, the old housekeeper has the reputation, among the servants and the
+ villagers, of being passing rich; and there is a japanned chest of
+ drawers, and a large iron-bound coffer in her room, which are supposed, by
+ the house-maids, to hold treasures of wealth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The old lady is a great friend of Master Simon, who, indeed, pays a little
+ court to her, as to a person high in authority; and they have many
+ discussions on points of family history, in which, notwithstanding his
+ extensive information, and pride of knowledge, he commonly admits her
+ superior accuracy. He seldom returns to the Hall, after one of his visits
+ to the other branches of the family, without bringing Mrs. Wilkins some
+ remembrance from the ladies of the house where he has been staying.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Indeed, all the children of the house look up to the old lady with
+ habitual respect and attachment, and she seems almost to consider them as
+ her own, from their having grown up under her eye. The Oxonian, however,
+ is her favourite, probably from, being the youngest, though he is the most
+ mischievous, and has been apt to play tricks upon her from boyhood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I cannot help mentioning one little ceremony, which, I believe, is
+ peculiar to the Hall. After the cloth is removed at dinner, the old
+ housekeeper sails into the room and stands behind the Squire&rsquo;s chair, when
+ he fills her a glass of wine with his own hands, in which she drinks the
+ health of the company in a truly respectful yet dignified manner, and then
+ retires. The Squire received the custom from his father, and has always
+ continued it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is a peculiar character about the servants of old English families
+ that reside principally in the country. They have a quiet, orderly,
+ respectful mode of doing their duties. They are always neat in their
+ persons, and appropriately, and if I may use the phrase, technically
+ dressed; they move about the house without hurry or noise; there is
+ nothing of the bustle of employment, or the voice of command; nothing of
+ that obtrusive housewifery that amounts to a torment. You are not
+ persecuted by the process of making you comfortable; yet every thing is
+ done, and is done well. The work of the house is performed as if by magic,
+ but it is the magic of system. Nothing is done by fits and starts, nor at
+ awkward seasons; the whole goes on like well-oiled clock-work, where there
+ is no noise nor jarring in its operations.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ English servants, in general, are not treated with great indulgence, nor
+ rewarded by many commendations; for the English are laconic and reserved
+ toward their domestics; but an approving nod and a kind word from master
+ or mistress, goes as far here, as an excess of praise or indulgence
+ elsewhere. Neither do servants often exhibit any animated marks of
+ affection to their employers; yet, though quiet, they are strong in their
+ attachments; and the reciprocal regard of masters and servants, though not
+ ardently expressed, is powerful and lasting in old English families.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The title of &ldquo;an old family servant&rdquo; carries with it a thousand kind
+ associations, in all parts of the world; and there is no claim upon the
+ home-bred charities of the heart more irresistible than that of having
+ been &ldquo;born in the house.&rdquo; It is common to see gray-headed domestics of
+ this kind attached to an English family of the &ldquo;old school,&rdquo; who continue
+ in it to the day of their death, in the enjoyment of steady, unaffected
+ kindness, and the performance of faithful, unofficious duty. I think such
+ instances of attachment speak well for both master and servant, and the
+ frequency of them speaks well for national character.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These observations, however, hold good only with families of the
+ description I have mentioned; and with such as are somewhat retired, and
+ pass the greater part of their time in the country.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to the powdered menials that throng the halls of fashionable town
+ residences, they equally reflect the character of the establishments to
+ which they belong; and I know no more complete epitomes of dissolute
+ heartlessness and pampered inutility.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, the good &ldquo;old family servant!&rdquo;&mdash;the one who has always been
+ linked, in idea, with the home of our heart; who has led us to school in
+ the days of prattling childhood; who has been the confidant of our boyish
+ cares, and schemes, and enterprises; who has hailed us as we came home at
+ vacations, and been the promoter of all our holiday sports; who, when we,
+ in wandering manhood, have left the paternal roof, and only return thither
+ at intervals&mdash;will welcome us with a, joy inferior only to that of
+ our parents; who, now grown gray and infirm with age, still totters about
+ the house of our fathers, in fond and faithful servitude; who claims us,
+ in a manner, as his own; and hastens with querulous eagerness to
+ anticipate his fellow-domestics in waiting upon us at table; and who, when
+ we retire at night to the chamber that still goes by our name, will linger
+ about the room to have one more kind look, and one more pleasant word
+ about times that are past&mdash;who does not experience towards such a
+ being a feeling of almost filial affection?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have met with several instances of epitaphs on the gravestones of such
+ valuable domestics, recorded with the simple truth of natural feeling. I
+ have two before me at this moment; one copied from a tombstone of a
+ church-yard in Warwickshire:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Here lieth the body of Joseph Batte, confidential servant to George
+ Birch, Esq., of Hamstead Hall. His grateful friend and master caused this
+ inscription to be written in memory of his discretion, fidelity,
+ diligence, and continence. He died (a bachelor) aged 84, having lived 44
+ years in the same family.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The other was taken from a tombstone in Eltham churchyard:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Here lie the remains of Mr. James Tappy, who departed this life on the
+ 8th of September, 1818, aged 84, after a faithful service of 60 years in
+ one family; by each individual of which he lived respected, and died
+ lamented by the sole survivor.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Few monuments, even of the illustrious, have given me the glow about the
+ heart that I felt while copying this honest epitaph in the church-yard of
+ Eltham. I sympathized with this &ldquo;sole survivor&rdquo; of a family mourning over
+ the grave of the faithful follower of his race, who had been, no doubt, a
+ living memento of times and friends that had passed away; and in
+ considering this record of long and devoted service, I called to mind the
+ touching speech of Old Adam, in &ldquo;As You Like It,&rdquo; when tottering after the
+ youthful son of his ancient master:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;Master, go on, and I will follow thee
+ To the last gasp, with love and loyalty!&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ [NOTE.&mdash;I cannot but mention a tablet which I have seen somewhere in
+ the chapel of Windsor Castle, put up by the late king to the memory of a
+ family servant, who had been a faithful attendant of his lamented
+ daughter, the Princess Amelia. George III. possessed much of the strong
+ domestic feeling of the old English country gentleman; and it is an
+ incident curious in monumental history, and creditable to the human heart,
+ a monarch erecting a monument in honour of the humble virtues of a
+ menial.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0006" id="link2H_4_0006"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE WIDOW.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ She was so charitable and pitious
+ She would weep if that she saw a mous
+ Caught in a trap, if it were dead or Wed:
+ Of small hounds had she, that she fed
+ With rost flesh, milke, and wastel bread,
+ But sore wept she if any of them were dead,
+ Or if man smote them with a yard smart.
+
+ &mdash;CHAUCER.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Notwithstanding the whimsical parade made by Lady Lillycraft on her
+ arrival, she has none of the petty stateliness that I had imagined; but,
+ on the contrary, she has a degree of nature and simple-heartedness, if I
+ may use the phrase, that mingles well with her old-fashioned manners and
+ harmless ostentation. She dresses in rich silks, with long waist; she
+ rouges considerably, and her hair, which is nearly white, is frizzed out,
+ and put up with pins. Her face is pitted with the small-pox, but the
+ delicacy of her features shows that she may once have been beautiful; and
+ she has a very fair and well-shaped hand and arm, of which, if I mistake
+ not, the good lady is still a little vain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have had the curiosity to gather a few particulars concerning her. She
+ was a great belle in town, between thirty and forty years since, and
+ reigned for two seasons with all the insolence of beauty, refusing several
+ excellent offers; when, unfortunately, she was robbed of her charms and
+ her lovers by an attack of the small-pox. She retired immediately into the
+ country, where she some time after inherited an estate, and married a
+ baronet, a former admirer, whose passion had suddenly revived; &ldquo;having,&rdquo;
+ as he said, &ldquo;always loved her mind rather than her person.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The baronet did not enjoy her mind and fortune above six months, and had
+ scarcely grown very tired of her, when he broke his neck in a fox-chase,
+ and left her free, rich, and disconsolate. She has remained on her estate
+ in the country ever since, and has never shown any desire to return to
+ town, and revisit the scene of her early triumphs and fatal malady. All
+ her favourite recollections, however, revert to that short period of her
+ youthful beauty. She has no idea of town but as it was at that time; and
+ continually forgets that the place and people must have changed materially
+ in the course of nearly half a century. She will often speak of the toasts
+ of those days as if still reigning; and, until very recently, used to talk
+ with delight of the royal family, and the beauty of the young princes and
+ princesses. She cannot be brought to think of the present king otherwise
+ than as an elegant young man, rather wild, but who danced a minuet
+ divinely; and before he came to the crown, would often mention him as the
+ &ldquo;sweet young prince.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She talks also of the walks in Kensington Garden, where the gentlemen
+ appeared in gold-laced coats, and cocked hats, and the ladies in hoops,
+ and swept so proudly along the grassy avenues; and she thinks the ladies
+ let themselves sadly down in their dignity, when they gave up cushioned
+ head-dresses, and high-heeled shoes. She has much to say too of the
+ officers who were in the train of her admirers; and speaks familiarly of
+ many wild young blades, that are now, perhaps, hobbling about
+ watering-places with crutches and gouty shoes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whether the taste the good lady had of matrimony discouraged her or not, I
+ cannot say; but though her merits and her riches have attracted many
+ suitors, she has never been tempted to venture again into the happy state.
+ This is singular, too, for she seems of a most soft and susceptible heart;
+ is always talking of love and connubial felicity, and is a great stickler
+ for old-fashioned gallantry, devoted attentions, and eternal constancy, on
+ the part of the gentlemen. She lives, however, after her own taste. Her
+ house, I am told, must have been built and furnished about the time of Sir
+ Charles Grandison: every thing about it is somewhat formal and stately;
+ but has been softened down into a degree of voluptuousness, characteristic
+ of an old lady, very tender-hearted and romantic, and that loves her ease.
+ The cushions of the great arm-chairs, and wide sofas, almost bury you when
+ you sit down on them. Flowers of the most rare and delicate kind are
+ placed about the rooms, and on little japanned stands; and sweet bags lie
+ about the tables and mantel-pieces. The house is full of pet dogs, Angora
+ cats, and singing birds, who are as carefully waited upon as she is
+ herself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She is dainty in her living, and a little of an epicure, living on white
+ meats, and little lady-like dishes, though her servants have substantial
+ old English fare, as their looks bear witness. Indeed, they are so
+ indulged, that they are all spoiled; and when they lose their present
+ place, they will be fit for no other. Her ladyship is one of those
+ easy-tempered beings that are always doomed to be much liked, but ill
+ served by their domestics, and cheated by all the world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Much of her time is passed in reading novels, of which she has a most
+ extensive library, and has a constant supply from the publishers in town.
+ Her erudition in this line of literature is immense; she has kept pace
+ with the press for half a century. Her mind is stuffed with love-tales of
+ all kinds, from the stately amours of the old books of chivalry, down to
+ the last blue-covered romance, reeking from the press; though she
+ evidently gives the preference to those that came out in the days of her
+ youth, and when she was first in love. She maintains that there are no
+ novels written now-a-days equal to Pamela and Sir Charles Grandison; and
+ she places the Castle of Otranto at the head of all romances.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She does a vast deal of good in her neighbourhood, and is imposed upon by
+ every beggar in the county. She is the benefactress of a village adjoining
+ to her estate, and takes an especial interest in all its love-affairs. She
+ knows of every courtship that is going on; every lovelorn damsel is sure
+ to find a patient listener and a sage adviser in her ladyship. She takes
+ great pains to reconcile all love-quarrels, and should any faithless swain
+ persist in his inconstancy, he is sure to draw on himself the good lady&rsquo;s
+ violent indignation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have learned these particulars partly from Frank Bracebridge, and partly
+ from Master Simon. I am now able to account for the assiduous attention of
+ the latter to her ladyship. Her house is one of his favourite resorts,
+ where he is a very important personage. He makes her a visit of business
+ once a year, when he looks into all her affairs; which, as she is no
+ manager, are apt to get into confusion. He examines the books of the
+ overseer, and shoots about the estate, which, he says, is well stocked
+ with game, notwithstanding that it is poached by all the vagabonds in the
+ neighbourhood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is thought, as I before hinted, that the captain will inherit the
+ greater part of her property, having always been her chief favourite; for,
+ in fact, she is partial to a red coat. She has now come to the Hall to be
+ present at his nuptials, having a great disposition to interest herself in
+ all matters of love and matrimony.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0007" id="link2H_4_0007"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE LOVERS.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Rise up, my love, my fair one, and come away; for, lo, the winter
+ is past, the rain is over and gone; the flowers appear on the
+ earth; the time of the singing of birds is come, and the voice of
+ the turtle is heard in the land.
+
+ &mdash;SONG OF SOLOMON.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ To a man who is a little of a philosopher, and a bachelor to boot; and
+ who, by dint of some experience in the follies of life, begins to look
+ with a learned eye upon the ways of man, and eke of woman; to such a man,
+ I say, there is something very entertaining in noticing the conduct of a
+ pair of young lovers. It may not be as grave and scientific a study as the
+ loves of the plants, but it is certainly as interesting.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have, therefore, derived much pleasure, since my arrival at the Hall,
+ from observing the fair Julia and her lover. She has all the delightful,
+ blushing consciousness of an artless girl, inexperienced in coquetry, who
+ has made her first conquest; while the captain regards her with that
+ mixture of fondness and exultation with which a youthful lover is apt to
+ contemplate so beauteous a prize.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I observed them yesterday in the garden, advancing along one of the
+ retired walks. The sun was shining with delicious warmth, making great
+ masses of bright verdure, and deep blue shade. The cuckoo, that &ldquo;harbinger
+ of spring,&rdquo; was faintly heard from a distance; the thrush piped from the
+ hawthorn; and the yellow butterflies sported, and toyed, and coquetted in
+ the air.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The fair Julia was leaning on her lover&rsquo;s arm, listening to his
+ conversation, with her eyes cast down, a soft blush on her cheek, and a
+ quiet smile on her lips, while in the hand that hung negligently by her
+ side was a bunch of flowers. In this way they were sauntering slowly
+ along; and when I considered them and the scene in which they were moving,
+ I could not but think it a thousand pities that the season should ever
+ change, or that young people should ever grow older, or that blossoms
+ should give way to fruit, or that lovers should ever get married.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From what I have gathered of family anecdote, I understand that the fair
+ Julia is the daughter of a favourite college friend of the Squire; who,
+ after leaving Oxford, had entered the army, and served for many years in
+ India, where he was mortally wounded in a skirmish with the natives. In
+ his last moments he had, with a faltering pen, recommended his wife and
+ daughter to the kindness of his early friend.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The widow and her child returned to England helpless and almost hopeless.
+ When Mr. Bracebridge received accounts of their situation, he hastened to
+ their relief. He reached them just in time to soothe the last moments of
+ the mother, who was dying of a consumption, and to make her happy in the
+ assurance that her child should never want a protector.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The good Squire returned with his prattling charge to his strong-hold;
+ where he had brought her up with a tenderness truly paternal. As he has
+ taken some pains to superintend her education, and form her taste, she has
+ grown up with many of his notions, and considers him the wisest, as well
+ as the best of men. Much of her time, too, has been passed with Lady
+ Lillycraft, who has instructed her in the manners of the old school, and
+ enriched her mind with all kinds of novels and romances. Indeed, her
+ ladyship has had a great hand in promoting the match between Julia and the
+ captain, having had them together at her country-seat, the moment she
+ found there was an attachment growing up between them; the good lady being
+ never so happy as when she has a pair of turtles cooing about her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have been pleased to see the fondness with which the fair Julia is
+ regarded by the old servants at the Hall. She has been a pet with them
+ from childhood, and every one seems to lay some claim to her education; so
+ that it is no wonder that she should be extremely accomplished. The
+ gardener taught her to rear flowers, of which she is extremely fond. Old
+ Christy, the pragmatical huntsman, softens when she approaches; and as she
+ sits lightly and gracefully in her saddle, claims the merit of having
+ taught her to ride; while the housekeeper, who almost looks upon her as a
+ daughter, intimates that she first gave her an insight into the mysteries
+ of the toilet, having been dressing-maid, in her young days, to the late
+ Mrs. Bracebridge. I am inclined to credit this last claim, as I have
+ noticed that the dress of the young lady had an air of the old school,
+ though managed with native taste, and that her hair was put up very much
+ in the style of Sir Peter Lely&rsquo;s portraits in the picture gallery.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Her very musical attainments partake of this old-fashioned character, and
+ most of her songs are such as are not at the present day to be found on
+ the piano of a modern performer. I have, however, seen so much of modern
+ fashions, modern accomplishments, and modern fine ladies, that I relish
+ this tinge of antiquated style in so young and lovely a girl; and I have
+ had as much pleasure in hearing her warble one of the old songs of
+ Herrick, or Carew, or Suckling, adapted to some simple old melody, as I
+ have had from listening to a lady amateur skylark it up and down through
+ the finest bravura of Rossini or Mozart. We have very pretty music in the
+ evenings, occasionally, between her and the captain, assisted sometimes by
+ Master Simon, who scrapes, dubiously, on his violin; being very apt to get
+ out, and to halt a note or two in the rear. Sometimes he even thrums a
+ little on the piano, and takes a part in a trio, in which his voice can
+ generally be distinguished by a certain quavering tone, and an occasional
+ false note.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was praising the fair Julia&rsquo;s performance to him, after one of her
+ songs, when I found he took to himself the whole credit of having formed
+ her musical taste, assuring me that she was very apt; and, indeed, summing
+ up her whole character in his knowing way, by adding, that &ldquo;she was a very
+ nice girl, and had no nonsense about her.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0008" id="link2H_4_0008"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ FAMILY RELIQUES.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ My Infelice&rsquo;s face, her brow, her eye,
+ The dimple on her cheek: and such sweet skill
+ Hath from the cunning workman&rsquo;s pencil flown,
+ These lips look fresh and lively as her own.
+ False colours last after the true be dead.
+ Of all the roses grafted on her cheeks,
+ Of all the graces dancing in her eyes,
+ Of all the music set upon her tongue,
+ Of all that was past woman&rsquo;s excellence
+ In her white bosom; look, a painted board
+ Circumscribes all!
+
+ &mdash;DEKKER.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ An old English family mansion is a fertile subject for study. It abounds
+ with illustrations of former times, and traces of the tastes, and humours,
+ and manners of successive generations. The alterations and additions, in
+ different styles of architecture; the furniture, plate, pictures,
+ hangings; the warlike and sporting implements of different ages and
+ fancies; all furnish food for curious and amusing speculation. As the
+ Squire is very careful in collecting and preserving all family reliques,
+ the Hall is full of remembrances of the kind. In looking about the
+ establishment, I can picture to myself the characters and habits that have
+ prevailed at different eras of the family history. I have mentioned, on a
+ former occasion, the armour of the crusader which hangs up in the Hall.
+ There are also several jack-boots, with enormously thick soles and high
+ heels, that belonged to a set of cavaliers, who filled the Hall with the
+ din and stir of arms during the time of the Covenanters. A number of
+ enormous drinking vessels of antique fashion, with huge Venice glasses,
+ and green-hock-glasses, with the apostles in relief on them, remain as
+ monuments of a generation or two of hard livers, that led a life of
+ roaring revelry, and first introduced the gout into the family.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I shall pass over several more such indications of temporary tastes of the
+ Squire&rsquo;s predecessors; but I cannot forbear to notice a pair of antlers in
+ the great hall, which is one of the trophies of a hard-riding squire of
+ former times, who was the Nimrod of these parts. There are many traditions
+ of his wonderful feats in hunting still existing, which are related by old
+ Christy, the huntsman, who gets exceedingly nettled if they are in the
+ least doubted. Indeed, there is a frightful chasm, a few miles from the
+ Hall, which goes by the name of the Squire&rsquo;s Leap, from his having cleared
+ it in the ardour of the chase; there can be no doubt of the fact, for old
+ Christy shows the very dints of the horse&rsquo;s hoofs on the rocks on each
+ side of the chasm.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Master Simon holds the memory of this squire in great veneration, and has
+ a number of extraordinary stories to tell concerning him, which he repeats
+ at all hunting dinners; and I am told that they wax more and more
+ marvellous the older they grow. He has also a pair of Rippon spurs which
+ belonged to this mighty hunter of yore, and which he only wears on
+ particular occasions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The place, however, which abounds most with mementos of past times, is the
+ picture gallery; and there is something strangely pleasing, though
+ melancholy, in considering the long rows of portraits which compose the
+ greater part of the collection. They furnish a kind of narrative of the
+ lives of the family worthies, which I am enabled to read with the
+ assistance of the venerable housekeeper, who is the family chronicler,
+ prompted occasionally by Master Simon. There is the progress of a fine
+ lady, for instance, through a variety of portraits. One represents her as
+ a little girl, with a long waist and hoop, holding a kitten in her arms,
+ and ogling the spectator out of the corners of her eyes, as if she could
+ not turn her head. In another, we find her in the freshness of youthful
+ beauty, when she was a celebrated belle, and so hard-hearted as to cause
+ several unfortunate gentlemen to run desperate and write bad poetry. In
+ another, she is depicted as a stately dame, in the maturity of her charms;
+ next to the portrait of her husband, a gallant colonel in full-bottomed
+ wig and gold-laced hat, who was killed abroad; and, finally, her monument
+ is in the church, the spire of which may be seen from the window, where
+ her effigy is carved in marble, and represents her as a venerable dame of
+ seventy-six.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In like manner, I have followed some of the family great men through a
+ series of pictures, from early boyhood to the robe of dignity, or
+ truncheon of command; and so on by degrees, until they were garnered up in
+ the common repository, the neighbouring church.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is one group that particularly interested me. It consisted of four
+ sisters, of nearly the same age, who flourished about a century since,
+ and, if I may judge from their portraits, were extremely beautiful. I can
+ imagine what a scene of gayety and romance this old mansion must have
+ been, when they were in the heyday of their charms; when they passed like
+ beautiful visions through its halls, or stepped daintily to music in the
+ revels and dances of the cedar gallery; or printed, with delicate feet,
+ the velvet verdure of these lawns. How must they have been looked up to
+ with mingled love, and pride, and reverence by the old family servants;
+ and followed with almost painful admiration by the aching eyes of rival
+ admirers! How must melody, and song, and tender serenade, have breathed
+ about these courts, and their echoes whispered to the loitering tread of
+ lovers! How must these very turrets have made the hearts of the young
+ galliards thrill, as they first discerned them from afar, rising from
+ among the trees, and pictured to themselves the beauties casketed like
+ gems within these walls! Indeed, I have discovered about the place several
+ faint records of this reign of love and romance, when the Hall was a kind
+ of Court of Beauty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Several of the old romances in the library have marginal notes expressing
+ sympathy and approbation, where there are long speeches extolling ladies&rsquo;
+ charms, or protesting eternal fidelity, or bewailing the cruelty of some
+ tyrannical fair one. The interviews, and declarations, and parting scenes
+ of tender lovers, also bear the marks of having been frequently read, and
+ are scored and marked with notes of admiration, and have initials written
+ on the margins; most of which annotations have the day of the month and
+ year annexed to them. Several of the windows, too, have scraps of poetry
+ engraved on them with diamonds, taken from the writings of the fair Mrs.
+ Philips, the once celebrated Orinda. Some of these seem to have been
+ inscribed by lovers; and others, in a delicate and unsteady hand, and a
+ little inaccurate in the spelling, have evidently been written by the
+ young ladies themselves, or by female friends, who have been on visits to
+ the Hall. Mrs. Philips seems to have been their favourite author, and they
+ have distributed the names of her heroes and heroines among their circle
+ of intimacy. Sometimes, in a male hand, the verse bewails the cruelty of
+ beauty, and the sufferings of constant love; while in a female hand it
+ prudishly confines itself to lamenting the parting of female friends. The
+ bow-window of my bed-room, which has, doubtless, been inhabited by one of
+ these beauties, has several of these inscriptions. I have one at this
+ moment before my eyes, called &ldquo;Camilla parting with Leonora:&rdquo;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;How perish&rsquo;d is the joy that&rsquo;s past,
+ The present how unsteady!
+ What comfort can be great and last,
+ When this is gone already;&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ And close by it is another, written, perhaps, by some adventurous lover,
+ who had stolen into the lady&rsquo;s chamber during her absence:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;THEODOSIUS TO CAMILLA.
+
+ I&rsquo;d rather in your favour live,
+ Than in a lasting name;
+ And much a greater rate would give
+ For happiness than fame.
+
+ THEODOSIUS. 1700.&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ When I look at these faint records of gallantry and tenderness; when I
+ contemplate the fading portraits of these beautiful girls, and think, too,
+ that they have long since bloomed, reigned, grown old, died, and passed
+ away, and with them all their graces, their triumphs, their rivalries,
+ their admirers; the whole empire of love and pleasure in which they ruled&mdash;&ldquo;all
+ dead, all buried, all forgotten,&rdquo; I find a cloud of melancholy stealing
+ over the present gayeties around me. I was gazing, in a musing mood, this
+ very morning, at the portrait of the lady whose husband was killed abroad,
+ when the fair Julia entered the gallery, leaning on the arm of the
+ captain. The sun shone through the row of windows on her as she passed
+ along, and she seemed to beam out each time into brightness, and relapse
+ into shade, until the door at the bottom of the gallery closed after her.
+ I felt a sadness of heart at the idea, that this was an emblem of her lot:
+ a few more years of sunshine and shade, and all this life and loveliness,
+ and enjoyment, will have ceased, and nothing be left to commemorate this
+ beautiful being but one more perishable portrait; to awaken, perhaps, the
+ trite speculations of some future loiterer, like myself, when I and my
+ scribblings shall have lived through our brief existence, and been
+ forgotten.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0009" id="link2H_4_0009"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ AN OLD SOLDIER
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ I&rsquo;ve worn some leather out abroad; let out a heathen soul or two; fed
+ this good sword with the black blood of pagan Christians; converted
+ a few infidels with it.&mdash;But let that pass.
+
+ &mdash;<i>The Ordinary</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The Hall was thrown into some little agitation, a few days since, by the
+ arrival of General Harbottle. He had been expected for several days, and
+ had been looked for, rather impatiently, by several of the family. Master
+ Simon assured me that I would like the general hugely, for he was a blade
+ of the old school, and an excellent table companion. Lady Lillycraft,
+ also, appeared to be somewhat fluttered, on the morning of the general&rsquo;s
+ arrival, for he had been one of her early admirers; and she recollected
+ him only as a dashing young ensign, just come upon the town. She actually
+ spent an hour longer at her toilette, and made her appearance with her
+ hair uncommonly frizzed and powdered, and an additional quantity of rouge.
+ She was evidently a little surprised and shocked, therefore, at finding
+ the lithe, dashing ensign transformed into a corpulent old general, with a
+ double chin; though it was a perfect picture to witness their salutations;
+ the graciousness of her profound curtsy, and the air of the old school
+ with which the general took off his hat, swayed it gently in his hand, and
+ bowed his powdered head.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All this bustle and anticipation has caused me to study the general with a
+ little more attention than, perhaps, I should otherwise have done; and the
+ few days that he has already passed at the Hall have enabled me, I think,
+ to furnish a tolerable likeness of him to the reader.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He is, as Master Simon observed, a soldier of the old school, with
+ powdered head, side locks, and pigtail. His face is shaped like the stern
+ of a Dutch man-of-war, narrow at top and wide at bottom, with full rosy
+ cheeks and a double chin; so that, to use the cant of the day, his organs
+ of eating may be said to be powerfully developed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The general, though a veteran, has seen very little active service, except
+ the taking of Seringapatam, which forms an era in his history. He wears a
+ large emerald in his bosom, and a diamond on his finger, which he got on
+ that occasion, and whoever is unlucky enough to notice either, is sure to
+ involve himself in the whole history of the siege. To judge from the
+ general&rsquo;s conversation, the taking of Seringapatam is the most important
+ affair that has occurred for the last century.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the approach of warlike times on the continent, he was rapidly promoted
+ to get him out of the way of younger officers of merit; until, having been
+ hoisted to the rank of general, he was quietly laid on the shelf. Since
+ that time, his campaigns have been principally confined to
+ watering-places; where he drinks the waters for a slight touch of the
+ liver which he got in India; and plays whist with old dowagers, with whom
+ he has flirted in his younger days. Indeed, he talks of all the fine women
+ of the last half century, and, according to hints which he now and then
+ drops, has enjoyed the particular smiles of many of them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He has seen considerable garrison duty, and can speak of almost every
+ place famous for good quarters, and where the inhabitants give good
+ dinners. He is a diner out of first-rate currency, when in town; being
+ invited to one place, because he has been seen at another. In the same way
+ he is invited about the country-seats, and can describe half the seats in
+ the kingdom, from actual observation; nor is any one better versed in
+ court gossip, and the pedigrees and intermarriages of the nobility.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As the general is an old bachelor, and an old beau, and there are several
+ ladies at the Hall, especially his quondam flame Lady Jocelyne, he is put
+ rather upon his gallantry. He commonly passes some time, therefore, at his
+ toilette, and takes the field at a late hour every morning, with his hair
+ dressed out and powdered, and a rose in his button-hole. After he has
+ breakfasted, he walks up and down the terrace in the sunshine, humming an
+ air, and hemming between every stave, carrying one hand behind his back,
+ and with the other touching his cane to the ground, and then raising it up
+ to his shoulder. Should he, in these morning promenades, meet any of the
+ elder ladies of the family, as he frequently does Lady Lillycraft, his hat
+ is immediately in his hand, and it is enough to remind one of those
+ courtly groups of ladies and gentlemen, in old prints of Windsor terrace,
+ or Kensington garden.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He talks frequently about &ldquo;the service,&rdquo; and is fond of humming the old
+ song,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Why, soldiers, why,
+ Should we be melancholy, boys?
+ Why, soldiers, why,
+ Whose business &lsquo;t is to die!
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I cannot discover, however, that the general has ever run any great risk
+ of dying, excepting from an apoplexy or an indigestion. He criticises all
+ the battles on the continent, and discusses the merits of the commanders,
+ but never fails to bring the conversation, ultimately, to Tippoo Saib and
+ Seringapatam. I am told that the general was a perfect champion at
+ drawing-rooms, parades, and watering-places, during the late war, and was
+ looked to with hope and confidence by many an old lady, when labouring
+ under the terror of Buonaparte&rsquo;s invasion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He is thoroughly loyal, and attends punctually on levees when in town. He
+ has treasured up many remarkable sayings of the late king, particularly
+ one which the king made to him on a field-day, complimenting him on the
+ excellence of his horse. He extols the whole royal family, but especially
+ the present king, whom he pronounces the most perfect gentleman and best
+ whist-player in Europe. The general swears rather more than is the fashion
+ of the present day; but it was the mode in the old school. He is, however,
+ very strict in religious matters, and a staunch churchman. He repeats the
+ responses very loudly in church, and is emphatical in praying for the king
+ and royal family.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At table, his loyalty waxes very fervent with his second bottle, and the
+ song of &ldquo;God save the King&rdquo; puts him into a perfect ecstasy. He is
+ amazingly well contented with the present state of things, and apt to get
+ a little impatient at any talk about national ruin and agricultural
+ distress. He says he has travelled about the country as much as any man,
+ and has met with nothing but prosperity; and to confess the truth, a great
+ part of his time is spent in visiting from one country-seat to another,
+ and riding about the parks of his friends. &ldquo;They talk of public distress,&rdquo;
+ said the general this day to me, at dinner, as he smacked a glass of rich
+ burgundy, and cast his eyes about the ample board; &ldquo;they talk of public
+ distress, but where do we find it, sir? I see none. I see no reason why
+ any one has to complain. Take my word for it, sir, this talk about public
+ distress is all humbug!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0010" id="link2H_4_0010"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE WIDOW&rsquo;S RETINUE.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Little dogs and all!
+
+ &mdash;<i>Lear</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In giving an account of the arrival of Lady Lillycraft at the Hall, I
+ ought to have mentioned the entertainment which I derived from witnessing
+ the unpacking of her carriage, and the disposing of her retinue. There is
+ something extremely amusing to me in the number of factitious wants, the
+ loads of imaginary conveniences, but real encumbrances, with which the
+ luxurious are apt to burthen themselves. I like to watch the whimsical
+ stir and display about one of these petty progresses. The number of
+ robustious footmen and retainers of all kinds bustling about, with looks
+ of infinite gravity and importance, to do almost nothing. The number of
+ heavy trunks, and parcels, and bandboxes belonging to my lady; and the
+ solicitude, exhibited about some humble, odd-looking box, by my lady&rsquo;s
+ maid; the cushions piled in the carriage to make a soft seat still softer,
+ and to prevent the dreaded possibility of a jolt; the smelling-bottles,
+ the cordials, the baskets of biscuit and fruit; the new publications; all
+ provided to guard against hunger, fatigue, or ennui; the led horses, to
+ vary the mode of travelling; and all this preparation and parade to move,
+ perhaps, some very good-for-nothing personage about a little space of
+ earth!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do not mean to apply the latter part of these observations to Lady
+ Lillycraft, for whose simple kind-heartedness I have a very great respect,
+ and who is really a most amiable and worthy being. I cannot refrain,
+ however, from mentioning some of the motley retinue she has brought with
+ her; and which, indeed, bespeak the overflowing kindness of her nature,
+ which requires her to be surrounded with objects on which to lavish it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the first place, her ladyship has a pampered coachman, with a red face,
+ and cheeks that hang down like dew-laps. He evidently domineers over her a
+ little with respect to the fat horses; and only drives out when he thinks
+ proper, and when he thinks it will be &ldquo;good for the cattle.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She has a favourite page, to attend upon her person; a handsome boy of
+ about twelve years of age, but a mischievous varlet, very much spoiled,
+ and in a fair way to be good for nothing. He is dressed in green, with a
+ profusion of gold cord and gilt buttons about his clothes. She always has
+ one or two attendants of the kind, who are replaced by others as soon as
+ they grow to fourteen years of age. She has brought two dogs with her,
+ also, out of a number of pets which she maintains at home. One is a fat
+ spaniel, called Zephyr&mdash;though heaven defend me from such a zephyr!
+ He is fed out of all shape and comfort; his eyes are nearly strained out
+ of his head; he wheezes with corpulency, and cannot walk without great
+ difficulty. The other is a little, old, gray-muzzled curmudgeon, with an
+ unhappy eye, that kindles like a coal if you only look at him; his nose
+ turns up; his mouth is drawn into wrinkles, so as to show his teeth; in
+ short, he has altogether the look of a dog far gone in misanthropy, and
+ totally sick of the world. When he walks, he has his tail curled up so
+ tight that it seems to lift his feet from the ground; and he seldom makes
+ use of more than three legs at a time, keeping the other drawn up as a
+ reserve. This last wretch is called Beauty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These dogs are full of elegant ailments, unknown to vulgar dogs; and are
+ petted and nursed by Lady Lillycraft with the tenderest kindness. They are
+ pampered and fed with delicacies by their fellow-minion, the page; but
+ their stomachs are often weak and out of order, so that they cannot eat;
+ though I have now and then seen the page give them a mischievous pinch, or
+ thwack over the head, when his mistress was not by. They have cushions for
+ their express use, on which they lie before the fire, and yet are apt to
+ shiver and moan if there is the least draught of air. When any one enters
+ the room, they make a most tyrannical barking that is absolutely
+ deafening. They are insolent to all the other dogs of the establishment.
+ There is a noble stag-hound, a great favourite of the Squire&rsquo;s, who is a
+ privileged visitor to the parlour; but the moment he makes his appearance,
+ these intruders fly at him with furious rage; and I have admired the
+ sovereign indifference and contempt with which he seems to look down upon
+ his puny assailants. When her ladyship drives out, these dogs are
+ generally carried with her to take the air; when they look out of each
+ window of the carriage, and bark at all vulgar pedestrian dogs. These dogs
+ are a continual source of misery to the household as they are always in
+ the way, they every now and then get their toes trod on, and then there is
+ a yelping on their part, and a loud lamentation on the part of their
+ mistress, that fills the room with clamour and confusion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lastly, there is her ladyship&rsquo;s waiting-gentlewoman, Mrs. Hannah, a prim,
+ pragmatical old maid; one of the most intolerable and intolerant virgins
+ that ever lived. She has kept her virtue by her until it has turned sour,
+ and now every word and look smacks of verjuice. She is the very opposite
+ to her mistress, for one hates, and the other loves, all mankind. How they
+ first came together I cannot imagine; but they have lived together for
+ many years; and the abigail&rsquo;s temper being tart and encroaching, and her
+ ladyship&rsquo;s easy and yielding, the former has got the complete upper hand,
+ and tyrannizes over the good lady in secret.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lady Lillycraft now and then complains of it, in great confidence, to her
+ friends, but hushes up the subject immediately, if Mrs. Hannah makes her
+ appearance. Indeed, she has been so accustomed to be attended by her, that
+ she thinks she could not do without her; though one great study of her
+ life, is to keep Mrs. Hannah in good-humour, by little presents and
+ kindnesses.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Master Simon has a most devout abhorrence, mingled with awe, for this
+ ancient spinster. He told me the other day, in a whisper, that she was a
+ cursed brimstone&mdash;in fact, he added another epithet, which I would
+ not repeat for the world. I have remarked, however, that he is always
+ extremely civil to her when they meet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0011" id="link2H_4_0011"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ READY-MONEY JACK.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ My purse, it is my privy wyfe,
+ This song I dare both syng and say,
+ It keepeth men from grievous stryfe
+ When every man for himself shall pay.
+ As I ryde in ryche array
+ For gold and silver men wyll me floryshe;
+ But thys matter I dare well saye,
+ Every gramercy myne own purse.
+
+ &mdash;<i>Book of Hunting</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ On the skirts of the neighbouring village, there lives a kind of small
+ potentate, who, for aught I know, is a representative of one of the most
+ ancient legitimate lines of the present day; for the empire over which he
+ reigns has belonged to his family time out of mind. His territories
+ comprise a considerable number of good fat acres; and his seat of power is
+ in an old farm-house, where he enjoys, unmolested, the stout oaken chair
+ of his ancestors. The personage to whom I allude is a sturdy old yeoman of
+ the name of John Tibbets, or rather, Ready-Money Jack Tibbets, as he is
+ called throughout the neighbourhood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The first place where he attracted my attention was in the church-yard on
+ Sunday; where he sat on a tombstone after the service, with his hat a
+ little on one side, holding forth to a small circle of auditors; and, as I
+ presumed, expounding the law and the prophets; until, on drawing a little
+ nearer, I found he was only expatiating on the merits of a brown horse. He
+ presented so faithful a picture of a substantial English yeoman, such as
+ he is often described in books, heightened, indeed, by some little finery,
+ peculiar to himself, that I could not but take note of his whole
+ appearance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was between fifty and sixty, of a strong, muscular frame, and at least
+ six feet high, with a physiognomy as grave as a lion&rsquo;s, and set off with
+ short, curling, iron-gray locks. His shirt-collar was turned down, and
+ displayed a neck covered with the same short, curling, gray hair; and he
+ wore a coloured silk neckcloth, tied very loosely, and tucked in at the
+ bosom, with a green paste brooch on the knot. His coat was of dark green
+ cloth, with silver buttons, on each of which was engraved a stag, with his
+ own name, John Tibbets, underneath. He had an inner waistcoat of figured
+ chintz, between which and his coat was another of scarlet cloth,
+ unbuttoned. His breeches were also left unbuttoned at the knees, not from
+ any slovenliness, but to show a broad pair of scarlet garters. His
+ stockings were blue, with white clocks; he wore large silver shoe-buckles;
+ a broad paste buckle in his hatband; his sleeve-buttons were gold
+ seven-shilling pieces; and he had two or three guineas hanging as
+ ornaments to his watch-chain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On making some inquiries about him, I gathered that he was descended from
+ a line of farmers, that had always lived on the same spot, and owned the
+ same property; and that half of the church-yard was taken up with the
+ tombstones of his race. He has all his life been an important character in
+ the place. When a youngster, he was one of the most roaring blades of the
+ neighbourhood. No one could match him at wrestling, pitching the bar,
+ cudgel play, and other athletic exercises. Like the renowned Pinner of
+ Wakefield, he was the village champion; carried off the prize at all the
+ fairs, and threw his gauntlet at the country round. Even to this day, the
+ old people talk of his prowess, and undervalue, in comparison, all heroes
+ of the green that have succeeded him; nay, they say, that if Ready-Money
+ Jack were to take the field even now, there is no one could stand before
+ him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Jack&rsquo;s father died, the neighbours shook their heads, and predicted
+ that young hopeful would soon make way with the old homestead; but Jack
+ falsified all their predictions. The moment he succeeded to the paternal
+ farm, he assumed a new character; took a wife; attended resolutely to his
+ affairs, and became an industrious, thrifty farmer. With the family
+ property, he inherited a set of old family maxims, to which he steadily
+ adhered. He saw to everything himself; put his own hand to the plough;
+ worked hard; ate heartily; slept soundly; paid for every thing in cash
+ down; and never danced, except he could do it to the music of his own
+ money in both pockets. He has never been without a hundred or two pounds
+ in gold by him, and never allows a debt to stand unpaid. This has gained
+ him his current name, of which, by the by, he is a little proud; and has
+ caused him to be looked upon as a very wealthy man by all the village.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Notwithstanding his thrift, however, he has never denied himself the
+ amusements of life, but has taken a share in every passing pleasure. It is
+ his maxim that &ldquo;he that works hard can afford to play.&rdquo; He is, therefore,
+ an attendant at all the country fairs and wakes, and has signalized
+ himself by feats of strength and prowess on every village green in the
+ shire. He often makes his appearance at horse-races, and sports his half
+ guinea, and even his guinea at a time; keeps a good horse for his own
+ riding, and to this day is fond of following the hounds, and is generally
+ in at the death. He keeps up the rustic revels, and hospitalities too, for
+ which his paternal farm-house has always been noted; has plenty of good
+ cheer and dancing at harvest-home, and, above all, keeps the &ldquo;merry
+ night,"<a href="#linknote-2" name="linknoteref-2" id="linknoteref-2"><small>2</small></a>
+ as it is termed, at Christmas. With all his love of amusement, however,
+ Jack is by no means a boisterous, jovial companion. He is seldom known to
+ laugh even in the midst of his gayety; but maintains the same grave,
+ lion-like demeanour. He is very slow at comprehending a joke; and is apt
+ to sit puzzling at it with a perplexed look, while the rest of the company
+ is in a roar. This gravity has, perhaps, grown on him with the growing
+ weight of his character; for he is gradually rising into patriarchal
+ dignity in his native place. Though he no longer takes an active part in
+ athletic sports, yet he always presides at them, and is appealed to on all
+ occasions as umpire. He maintains the peace on the village green at
+ holiday games, and quells all brawls and quarrels by collaring the parties
+ and shaking them heartily, if refractory. No one ever pretends to raise a
+ hand against him, or to contend against his decisions; the young men
+ having grown up in habitual awe of his prowess, and in implicit deference
+ to him as the champion and lord of the green.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="linknote-2" id="linknote-2"> Note--></a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="foot">
+ 2 (<a href="#linknoteref-2">return</a>)<br /> [ MERRY NIGHT&mdash;a rustic
+ merry-making in a farm-house about Christmas, common in some parts of
+ Yorkshire. There is abundance of homely fare, tea, cakes, fruit, and ale;
+ various feats of agility, amusing games, romping, dancing, and kissing
+ withal. They commonly break up at midnight.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He is a regular frequenter of the village inn, the landlady having been a
+ sweetheart of his in early life, and he having always continued on kind
+ terms with her. He seldom, however, drinks any thing but a draught of ale;
+ smokes his pipe, and pays his reckoning before leaving the tap-room. Here
+ he &ldquo;gives his little senate laws;&rdquo; decides bets, which are very generally
+ referred to him; determines upon the characters and qualities of horses;
+ and, indeed, plays now and then the part of a judge in settling petty
+ disputes between neighbours, which otherwise might have been nursed by
+ country attorneys into tolerable law-suits. Jack is very candid and
+ impartial in his decisions, but he has not a head to carry a long
+ argument, and is very apt to get perplexed and out of patience if there is
+ much pleading. He generally breaks through the argument with a strong
+ voice, and brings matters to a summary conclusion, by pronouncing what he
+ calls the &ldquo;upshot of the business,&rdquo; or, in other words, &ldquo;the long and the
+ short of the matter.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Jack once made a journey to London, a great many years since, which has
+ furnished him with topics of conversation ever since. He saw the old king
+ on the terrace at Windsor, who stopped, and pointed him out to one of the
+ princesses, being probably struck with Jack&rsquo;s truly yeoman-like
+ appearance. This is a favourite anecdote with him, and has no doubt had a
+ great effect in making him a most loyal subject ever since, in spite of
+ taxes and poors&rsquo; rates. He was also at Bartholomew fair, where he had half
+ the buttons cut off his coat; and a gang of pick-pockets, attracted by his
+ external show of gold and silver, made a regular attempt to hustle him as
+ he was gazing at a show; but for once they found that they had caught a
+ tartar; for Jack enacted as great wonders among the gang as Samson did
+ among the Philistines. One of his neighbours, who had accompanied him to
+ town, and was with him at the fair, brought back an account of his
+ exploits, which raised the pride of the whole village; who considered
+ their champion as having subdued all London, and eclipsed the achievements
+ of Friar Tuck, or even the renowned Robin Hood himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of late years, the old fellow has begun to take the world easily; he works
+ less, and indulges in greater leisure, his son having grown up, and
+ succeeded to him both in the labours of the farm, and the exploits of the
+ green. Like all sons of distinguished men, however, his father&rsquo;s renown is
+ a disadvantage to him, for he can never come up to public expectation.
+ Though a fine active fellow of three-and-twenty, and quite the &ldquo;cock of
+ the walk,&rdquo; yet the old people declare he is nothing like what Ready-Money
+ Jack was at his time of life. The youngster himself acknowledges his
+ inferiority, and has a wonderful opinion of the old man, who indeed taught
+ him all his athletic accomplishments, and holds such a sway over him, that
+ I am told, even to this day, he would have no hesitation to take him in
+ hands, if he rebelled against paternal government.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Squire holds Jack in very high esteem, and shows him to all his
+ visitors, as a specimen of old English &ldquo;heart of oak.&rdquo; He frequently calls
+ at his house, and tastes some of his homebrewed, which is excellent. He
+ made Jack a present of old Tusser&rsquo;s &ldquo;Hundred Points of good Husbandrie,&rdquo;
+ which has furnished him with reading ever since, and is his text-book, and
+ manual in all agricultural and domestic concerns. He has made dog&rsquo;s ears
+ at the most favourite passages, and knows many of the poetical maxims by
+ heart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Tibbets, though not a man to be daunted or flattered by high
+ acquaintances; and though he cherishes a sturdy independence of mind and
+ manner, yet is evidently gratified by the attentions of the Squire, whom
+ he has known from boyhood, and pronounces &ldquo;a true gentleman every inch of
+ him.&rdquo; He is also on excellent terms with Master Simon, who is a kind of
+ privy counsellor to the family; but his great favourite is the Oxonian,
+ whom he taught to wrestle and play at quarter-staff when a boy, and
+ considers the most promising young gentleman in the whole country.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0012" id="link2H_4_0012"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ BACHELORS.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ The Bachelor most joyfully
+ In pleasant plight doth pass his dales,
+ Good fellowship and companie
+ He doth maintain and keep alwaies.
+
+ &mdash;EVEN&rsquo;S <i>Old Ballads</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ There is no character in the comedy of human life that is more difficult
+ to play well, than that of an old Bachelor. When a single gentleman,
+ therefore, arrives at that critical period when he begins to consider it
+ an impertinent question to be asked his age, I would advise him, to look
+ well to his ways. This period, it is true, is much later with some men
+ than with others; I have witnessed more than once the meeting of two
+ wrinkled old lads of this kind, who had not seen each other for several
+ years, and have been amused by the amicable exchange of compliments on
+ each other&rsquo;s appearance, that takes place on such occasions. There is
+ always one invariable observation: &ldquo;Why, bless my soul! you look younger
+ than when I last saw you!&rdquo; Whenever a man&rsquo;s friends begin to compliment
+ him about looking young, he may be sure that they think he is growing old.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am led to make these remarks by the conduct of Master Simon and the
+ general, who have become great cronies. As the former is the younger by
+ many years, he is regarded as quite a youthful blade by the general, who
+ moreover looks upon him as a man of great wit and prodigious acquirements.
+ I have already hinted that Master Simon is a family beau, and considered
+ rather a young fellow by all the elderly ladies of the connexion; for an
+ old bachelor, in an old family connexion, is something like an actor in a
+ regular dramatic corps, who seems to &ldquo;flourish in immortal youth,&rdquo; and
+ will continue to play the Romeos and Rangers for half a century together.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Master Simon, too, is a little of the chameleon, and takes a different hue
+ with every different companion: he is very attentive and officious, and
+ somewhat sentimental, with Lady Lillycraft; copies out little namby-pamby
+ ditties and love-songs for her, and draws quivers, and doves, and darts,
+ and Cupids, to be worked on the corners of her pocket-handkerchiefs. He
+ indulges, however, in very considerable latitude with the other married
+ ladies of the family; and has many sly pleasantries to whisper to them,
+ that provoke an equivocal laugh and a tap of the fan. But when he gets
+ among young company, such as Frank Bracebridge, the Oxonian, and the
+ general, he is apt to put on the mad wag, and to talk in a very
+ bachelor-like strain about the sex.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In this he has been encouraged by the example of the general, whom he
+ looks up to as a man who has seen the world. The general, in fact, tells
+ shocking stories after dinner, when the ladies have retired, which he
+ gives as some of the choice things that are served up at the Mulligatawney
+ club; a knot of boon companions in London. He also repeats the fat jokes
+ of old Major Pendergast, the wit of the club, and which, though the
+ general can hardly repeat them for laughing, always make Mr. Bracebridge
+ look grave, he having a great antipathy to an indecent jest. In a word,
+ the general is a complete instance of the declension in gay life, by which
+ a young man of pleasure is apt to cool down into an obscene old gentleman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I saw him and Master Simon, an evening or two since, conversing with a
+ buxom milkmaid in a meadow; and from their elbowing each other now and
+ then, and the general&rsquo;s shaking his shoulders, blowing up his cheeks, and
+ breaking out into a short fit of irrepressible laughter, I had no doubt
+ they were playing the mischief with the girl.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As I looked at them through a hedge, I could not but think they would have
+ made a tolerable group for a modern picture of Susannah and the two
+ elders. It is true, the girl seemed in nowise alarmed at the force of the
+ enemy; and I question, had either of them been alone, whether she would
+ not have been more than they would have ventured to encounter. Such
+ veteran roysters are daring wags when together, and will put any female to
+ the blush with their jokes; but they are as quiet as lambs when they fall
+ singly into the clutches of a fine woman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In spite of the general&rsquo;s years, he evidently is a little vain of his
+ person, and ambitious of conquests. I have observed him on Sunday in
+ church, eyeing the country girls most suspiciously; and have seen him leer
+ upon them with a downright amorous look, even when he has been gallanting
+ Lady Lillycraft, with great ceremony, through the church-yard. The
+ general, in fact, is a veteran in the service of Cupid, rather than of
+ Mars, having signalized himself in all the garrison towns and country
+ quarters, and seen service in every ball-room of England. Not a celebrated
+ beauty but he has laid siege to; and if his word may be taken in a matter
+ wherein no man is apt to be over-veracious, it is incredible the success
+ he has had with the fair. At present he is like a worn-out warrior,
+ retired from service; but who still cocks his beaver with a military air,
+ and talks stoutly of fighting whenever he comes within the smell of
+ gunpowder.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have heard him speak his mind very freely over his bottle, about the
+ folly of the captain in taking a wife; as he thinks a young soldier should
+ care for nothing but his &ldquo;bottle and kind landlady.&rdquo; But, in fact, he says
+ the service on the continent has had a sad effect upon the young men; they
+ have been ruined by light wines and French quadrilles. &ldquo;They&rsquo;ve nothing,&rdquo;
+ he says, &ldquo;of the spirit of the old service. There are none of your
+ six-bottle men left, that were the souls of a mess dinner, and used to
+ play the very deuce among the women.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to a bachelor, the general affirms that he is a free and easy man, with
+ no baggage to take care of but his portmanteau; but a married man, with
+ his wife hanging on his arm, always puts him in mind of a chamber
+ candlestick, with its extinguisher hitched to it. I should hot mind all
+ this, if it were merely confined to the general; but I fear he will be the
+ ruin of my friend, Master Simon, who already begins to echo his heresies,
+ and to talk in the style of a gentleman that has seen life, and lived upon
+ the town. Indeed, the general seems to have taken Master Simon in hand,
+ and talks of showing him the lions when he comes to town, and of
+ introducing him to a knot of choice spirits at the Mulligatawney club;
+ which, I understand, is composed of old nabobs, officers in the Company&rsquo;s
+ employ, and other &ldquo;men of Ind,&rdquo; that have seen service in the East, and
+ returned home burnt out with curry, and touched with the liver complaint.
+ They have their regular club, where they eat Mulligatawney soup, smoke the
+ hookah, talk about Tippoo Saib, Seringapatam, and tiger-hunting; and are
+ tediously agreeable in each other&rsquo;s company.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0013" id="link2H_4_0013"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ WIVES.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Believe me, man, there is no greater blisse
+ Than is the quiet joy of loving wife;
+ Which whoso wants, half of himselfe doth misse.
+ Friend without change, playfellow without strife,
+ Food without fulnesse, counsaile without pride,
+ Is this sweet doubling of our single life.
+
+ &mdash;SIR P. SIDNEY.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ There is so much talk about matrimony going on around me, in consequence
+ of the approaching event for which we are assembled at the Hall, that I
+ confess I find my thoughts singularly exercised on the subject. Indeed,
+ all the bachelors of the establishment seem to be passing through a kind
+ of fiery ordeal; for Lady Lillycraft is one of those tender, romance-read
+ dames of the old school, whose mind is filled with flames and darts, and
+ who breathe nothing but constancy and wedlock. She is for ever immersed in
+ the concerns of the heart; and, to use a poetical phrase, is perfectly
+ surrounded by &ldquo;the purple light of love.&rdquo; The very general seems to feel
+ the influence of this sentimental atmosphere; to melt as he approaches her
+ ladyship, and, for the time, to forget all his heresies about matrimony
+ and the sex.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The good lady is generally surrounded by little documents of her prevalent
+ taste; novels of a tender nature; richly bound little books of poetry,
+ that are filled with sonnets and love tales, and perfumed with
+ rose-leaves; and she has always an album at hand, for which she claims the
+ contributions of all her friends. On looking over this last repository,
+ the other day, I found a series of poetical extracts, in the Squire&rsquo;s
+ handwriting, which might have been intended as matrimonial hints to his
+ ward. I was so much struck with several of them, that I took the liberty
+ of copying them out. They are from the old play of Thomas Davenport,
+ published in 1661, entitled &ldquo;The City Night-Cap;&rdquo; in which is drawn out
+ and exemplified, in the part of Abstemia, the character of a patient and
+ faithful wife, which, I think, might vie with that of the renowned
+ Griselda.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have often thought it a pity that plays and novels should always end at
+ the wedding, and should not give us another act, and another volume, to
+ let us know how the hero and heroine conducted themselves when married.
+ Their main object seems to be merely to instruct young ladies how to get
+ husbands, but not how to keep them: now this last, I speak it with all due
+ diffidence, appears to me to be a desideratum in modern married life. It
+ is appalling to those who have not yet adventured into the holy state, to
+ see how soon the flame of romantic love burns out, or rather is quenched
+ in matrimony; and how deplorably the passionate, poetic lover declines
+ into the phlegmatic, prosaic husband. I am inclined to attribute this very
+ much to the defect just mentioned in the plays and novels, which form so
+ important a branch of study of our young ladies; and which teach them how
+ to be heroines, but leave them totally at a loss when they come to be
+ wives. The play from which the quotations before me were made, however, is
+ an exception to this remark; and I cannot refuse myself the pleasure of
+ adducing some of them for the benefit of the reader, and for the honour of
+ an old writer, who has bravely attempted to awaken dramatic interest in
+ favour of a woman, even after she was married!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The following is a commendation of Abstemia to her husband Lorenzo:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ She&rsquo;s modest, but not sullen, and loves silence;
+ Not that she wants apt words, (for when she speaks,
+ She inflames love with wonder,) but because
+ She calls wise silence the soul&rsquo;s harmony.
+ She&rsquo;s truly chaste; yet such a foe to coyness,
+ The poorest call her courteous; and which is excellent,
+ (Though fair and young) she shuns to expose herself
+ To the opinion of strange eyes. She either seldom
+ Or never walks abroad but in your company.
+ And then with such sweet bashfulness, as if
+ She were venturing on crack&rsquo;d ice, and takes delight
+ To step into the print your foot hath made,
+ And will follow you whole fields; so she will drive
+ Tediousness out of time, with her sweet character.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Notwithstanding all this excellence, Abstemia has the misfortune to incur
+ the unmerited jealousy of her husband. Instead, however, of resenting his
+ harsh treatment with clamorous upbraidings, and with the stormy violence
+ of high, windy virtue, by which the sparks of anger are so often blown
+ into a flame, she endures it with the meekness of conscious, but patient,
+ virtue; and makes the following beautiful appeal to a friend who has
+ witnessed her long suffering:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &mdash;&mdash;&mdash;Hast thou not seen me
+ Bear all his injuries, as the ocean suffers
+ The angry bark to plough through her bosom,
+ And yet is presently so smooth, the eye
+ Cannot perceive where the wide wound was made?
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Lorenzo, being wrought on by false representations, at length repudiates
+ her. To the last, however, she maintains her patient sweetness, and her
+ love for him, in spite of his cruelty. She deplores his error, even more
+ than his unkindness; and laments the delusion which has turned his very
+ affection into a source of bitterness. There is a moving pathos in her
+ parting address to Lorenzo, after their divorce:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &mdash;&mdash;&mdash;Farewell, Lorenzo,
+ Whom my soul doth love: if you e&rsquo;er marry,
+ May you meet a good wife; so good, that you
+ May not suspect her, nor may she be worthy
+ Of your suspicion; and if you hear hereafter
+ That I am dead, inquire but my last words,
+ And you shall know that to the last I lov&rsquo;d you.
+ And when you walk forth with your second choice
+ Into the pleasant fields, and by chance talk of me,
+ Imagine that you see me, lean and pale,
+ Strewing your path with flowers.&mdash;
+ But may she never live to pay my debts: (<i>weeps</i>)
+ If but in thought she wrong you, may she die
+ In the conception of the injury.
+ Pray make me wealthy with one kiss: farewell, sir:
+ Let it not grieve you when you shall remember
+ That I was innocent: nor this forget,
+ Though innocence here suffer, sigh, and groan,
+ She walks but thorow thorns to find a throne.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In a short time Lorenzo discovers his error, and the innocence of his
+ injured wife. In the transports of his repentance, he calls to mind all
+ her feminine excellence; her gentle, uncomplaining, womanly fortitude
+ under wrongs and sorrows:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &mdash;&mdash;&mdash;Oh, Abstemia!
+ How lovely thou lookest now! now thou appearest
+ Chaster than is the morning&rsquo;s modesty
+ That rises with a blush, over whose bosom
+ The western wind creeps softly; now I remember
+ How, when she sat at table, her obedient eye
+ Would dwell on mine, as if it were not well,
+ Unless it look&rsquo;d where I look&rsquo;d: oh how proud
+ She was, when she could cross herself to please me!
+ But where now is this fair soul? Like a silver cloud
+ She hath wept herself, I fear, into the dead sea.
+ And will be found no more.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ It is but doing right by the reader, if interested in the fate of Abstemia
+ by the preceding extracts, to say, that she was restored to the arms and
+ affections of her husband, rendered fonder than ever, by that disposition
+ in every good heart, to atone for past injustice, by an overflowing
+ measure of returning kindness:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Thou wealth, worth more than kingdoms; I am now
+ Confirmed past all suspicion; thou art far
+ Sweeter in thy sincere truth than a sacrifice
+ Deck&rsquo;d up for death with garlands. The Indian winds
+ That blow from off the coast and cheer the sailor
+ With the sweet savour of their spices, want
+ The delight flows in thee.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I have been more affected and interested by this little dramatic picture,
+ than by many a popular love tale; though, as I said before, I do not think
+ it likely either Abstemia or patient Grizzle stand much chance of being
+ taken for a model. Still I like to see poetry now and then extending its
+ views beyond the wedding-day, and teaching a lady how to make herself
+ attractive even after marriage. There is no great need of enforcing on an
+ unmarried lady the necessity of being agreeable; nor is there any great
+ art requisite in a youthful beauty to enable her to please. Nature has
+ multiplied attractions around her. Youth is in itself attractive. The
+ freshness of budding beauty needs no foreign aid to set it off; it pleases
+ merely because it is fresh, and budding, and beautiful. But it is for the
+ married state that a woman needs the most instruction, and in which she
+ should be most on her guard to maintain her powers of pleasing. No woman
+ can expect to be to her husband all that he fancied her when he was a
+ lover. Men are always doomed to be duped, not so much by the arts of the
+ sex, as by their own imaginations. They are always wooing goddesses, and
+ marrying mere mortals. A woman should, therefore, ascertain what was the
+ charm that rendered her so fascinating when a girl, and endeavour to keep
+ it up when she has become a wife. One great thing undoubtedly was, the
+ chariness of herself and her conduct, which an unmarried female always
+ observes. She should maintain the same niceness and reserve in her person
+ and habits, and endeavour still to preserve a freshness and virgin
+ delicacy in the eye of her husband. She should remember that the province
+ of woman is to be wooed, not to woo; to be caressed, not to caress. Man is
+ an ungrateful being in love; bounty loses instead of winning him. The
+ secret of a woman&rsquo;s power does not consist so much in giving, as in
+ withholding.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A woman may give up too much even to her husband. It is to a thousand
+ little delicacies of conduct that she must trust to keep alive passion,
+ and to protect herself from that dangerous familiarity, that thorough
+ acquaintance with every weakness and imperfection incident to matrimony.
+ By these means she may still maintain her power, though she has
+ surrendered her person, and may continue the romance of love even beyond
+ the honeymoon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She that hath a wise husband,&rdquo; says Jeremy Taylor, &ldquo;must entice him to an
+ eternal dearnesse by the veil of modesty, and the grave robes of chastity,
+ the ornament of meekness, and the jewels of faith and charity. She must
+ have no painting but blushings; her brightness must be purity, and she
+ must shine round about with sweetness and friendship; and she shall be
+ pleasant while she lives, and desired when she dies.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have wandered into a rambling series of remarks on a trite subject, and
+ a dangerous one for a bachelor to meddle with. That I may not, however,
+ appear to confine my observations entirely to the wife, I will conclude
+ with another quotation from Jeremy Taylor, in which the duties of both
+ parties are mentioned; while I would recommend his sermon on the
+ marriage-ring to all those who, wiser than myself, are about entering the
+ happy state of wedlock.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There is scarce any matter of duty but it concerns them both alike, and
+ is only distinguished by names, and hath its variety by circumstances and
+ little accidents: and what in one is called love, in the other is called
+ reverence; and what in the wife is obedience, the same in the man is duty.
+ He provides, and she dispenses; he gives commandments, and she rules by
+ them; he rules her by authority, and she rules him by love; she ought by
+ all means to please him, and he must by no means displease her.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0014" id="link2H_4_0014"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ STORY TELLING.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ A favorite evening pastime at the Hall, and one which the worthy Squire is
+ fond of promoting, is story telling, &ldquo;a good, old-fashioned fire-side
+ amusement,&rdquo; as he terms it. Indeed, I believe he promotes it, chiefly,
+ because it was one of the choice recreations in those days of yore, when
+ ladies and gentlemen were not much in the habit of reading. Be this as it
+ may, he will often, at supper-table, when conversation flags, call on some
+ one or other of the company for a story, as it was formerly the custom to
+ call for a song; and it is edifying to see the exemplary patience, and
+ even satisfaction, with which the good old gentleman will sit and listen
+ to some hackneyed tale that he has heard for at least a hundred times.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In this way, one evening, the current of anecdotes and stories ran upon
+ mysterious personages that have figured at different times, and filled the
+ world with doubt and conjecture; such as the Wandering Jew, the Man with
+ the Iron Mask, who tormented the curiosity of all Europe; the Invisible
+ Girl, and last, though not least, the Pig-faced Lady.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length, one of the company was called upon that had the most
+ unpromising physiognomy for a story teller, that ever I had seen. He was a
+ thin, pale, weazen-faced man, extremely nervous, that had sat at one
+ corner of the table, shrunk up, as it were, into himself, and almost
+ swallowed up in the cape of his coat, as a turtle in its shell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The very demand seemed to throw him into a nervous agitation; yet he did
+ not refuse. He emerged his head out of his shell, made a few odd grimaces
+ and gesticulations, before he could get his muscles into order, or his
+ voice under command, and then offered to give some account of a mysterious
+ personage that he had recently encountered in the course of his travels,
+ and one whom he thought fully entitled to being classed with the Man with
+ the Iron Mask.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was so much struck with his extraordinary narrative, that I have written
+ it out to the best of my recollection, for the amusement of the reader. I
+ think it has in it all the elements of that mysterious and romantic
+ narrative, so greedily sought after at the present day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0015" id="link2H_4_0015"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE STOUT GENTLEMAN.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ A STAGE-COACH ROMANCE.
+ </h3>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll cross it, though it blast me!&rdquo;
+
+ &mdash;<i>Hamlet</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ It was a rainy Sunday, in the gloomy month of November. I had been
+ detained, in the course of a journey, by a slight indisposition, from
+ which I was recovering; but I was still feverish, and was obliged to keep
+ within doors all day, in an inn of the small town of Derby. A wet Sunday
+ in a country inn!&mdash;whoever has had the luck to experience one can
+ alone judge of my situation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The rain pattered against the casements; the bells tolled for church with
+ a melancholy sound. I went to the windows, in quest of something to amuse
+ the eye; but it seemed as if I had been placed completely out of the reach
+ of all amusement. The windows of my bed-room looked out among tiled roofs
+ and stacks of chimneys, while those of my sitting-room commanded a full
+ view of the stable-yard. I know of nothing more calculated to make a man
+ sick of this world, than a stable-yard on a rainy day. The place was
+ littered with wet straw, that had been kicked about by travellers and
+ stable-boys. In one corner was a stagnant pool of water, surrounding an
+ island of muck; there were several half-drowned fowls crowded together
+ under a cart, among which was a miserable, crest-fallen cock, drenched out
+ of all life and spirit; his drooping tail matted, as it were, into a
+ single feather, along which the water trickled from his back; near the
+ cart was a half-dozing cow chewing the cud, and standing patiently to be
+ rained on, with wreaths of vapor rising from her reeking hide; a wall-eyed
+ horse, tired of the loneliness of the stable, was poking his spectral head
+ out of the window, with the rain dripping on it from the eaves; an unhappy
+ cur, chained to a dog-house hard by, uttered something every now and then,
+ between a bark and a yelp; a drab of a kitchen-wench tramped backwards and
+ forwards through the yard in pattens, looking as sulky as the weather
+ itself; every thing, in short, was comfortless and forlorn, excepting a
+ crew of hard-drinking ducks, assembled like boon companions round a
+ puddle, and making a riotous noise over their liquor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was lonely and listless, and wanted amusement. My room soon became
+ insupportable. I abandoned it, and sought what is technically called the
+ travellers&rsquo;-room. This is a public room set apart at most inns for the
+ accommodation of a class of wayfarers called travellers, or riders; a kind
+ of commercial knights-errant, who are incessantly scouring the kingdom in
+ gigs, on horseback, or by coach. They are the only successors that I know
+ of, at the present day, to the knights-errant of yore. They lead the same
+ kind of roving adventurous life, only changing the lance for a
+ driving-whip, the buckler for a pattern-card, and the coat of mail for an
+ upper Benjamin. Instead of vindicating the charms of peerless beauty, they
+ rove about spreading the fame and standing of some substantial tradesman
+ or manufacturer, and are ready at any time to bargain in his name; it
+ being the fashion now-a-days to trade, instead of fight, with one another.
+ As the room of the hotel, in the good old fighting times, would be hung
+ round at night with the armour of wayworn warriors, such as coats of mail,
+ falchions, and yawning helmets; so the travellers room is garnished with
+ the harnessing of their successors, with box-coats, whips of all kinds,
+ spurs, gaiters, and oil-cloth covered hats.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was in hopes of finding some of these worthies to talk with, but was
+ disappointed. There were, indeed, two or three in the room; but I could
+ make nothing of them. One was just finishing his breakfast, quarrelling
+ with his bread and butter, and huffing the waiter; another buttoned on a
+ pair of gaiters, with many execrations at Boots for not having cleaned his
+ shoes well; a third sat drumming on the table with his fingers, and
+ looking at the rain as it streamed down the window-glass; they all
+ appeared infected by the weather, and disappeared, one after the other,
+ without exchanging a word.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I sauntered to the window, and stood gazing at the people picking their
+ way to church, with petticoats hoisted mid-leg high, and dripping
+ umbrellas. The bell ceased to toll, and the streets became silent. I then
+ amused myself with watching the daughters of a tradesman opposite; who,
+ being confined to the house for fear of wetting their Sunday finery,
+ played off their charms at the front windows, to fascinate the chance
+ tenants of the inn. They at length were summoned away by a vigilant
+ vinegar-faced mother, and I had nothing further from without to amuse me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What was I to do to pass away the long-lived day? I was sadly nervous and
+ lonely; and every thing about an inn seems calculated to make a dull day
+ ten times duller. Old newspapers, smelling of beer and tobacco-smoke, and
+ which I had already read half-a-dozen times&mdash;good-for-nothing books,
+ that were worse than rainy weather. I bored myself to death with an old
+ volume of the Lady&rsquo;s Magazine. I read all the commonplaced names of
+ ambitious travellers scrawled on the panes of glass; the eternal families
+ of the Smiths, and the Browns, and the Jacksons, and the Johnsons, and all
+ the other sons; and I deciphered several scraps of fatiguing inn-window
+ poetry which I have met with in all parts of the world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The day continued lowering and gloomy; the slovenly, ragged, spongy clouds
+ drifted heavily along; there was no variety even in the rain: it was one
+ dull, continued, monotonous patter&mdash;patter&mdash;patter, excepting
+ that now and then I was enlivened by the idea of a brisk shower, from the
+ rattling of the drops upon a passing umbrella.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was quite <i>refreshing</i> (if I may be allowed a hackneyed phrase of
+ the day) when, in the course of the morning, a horn blew, and a
+ stage-coach whirled through the street, with outside passengers stuck all
+ over it, cowering under cotton umbrellas, and seethed together, and
+ reeking with the steams of wet box-coats and upper Benjamins.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sound brought out from their lurking-places a crew of vagabond boys,
+ and vagabond dogs, and the carroty-headed hostler, and that nondescript
+ animal ycleped Boots, and all the other vagabond race that infest the
+ purlieus of an inn; but the bustle was transient; the coach again whirled
+ on its way; and boy and dog, and hostler and Boots, all slunk back again
+ to their holes; the street again became silent, and the rain continued to
+ rain on. In fact, there was no hope of its clearing up; the barometer
+ pointed to rainy weather; mine hostess&rsquo; tortoise-shell cat sat by the fire
+ washing her face, and rubbing her paws over her ears; and, on referring to
+ the almanac, I found a direful prediction stretching from the top of the
+ page to the bottom through the whole month, &ldquo;expect&mdash;much&mdash;rain&mdash;about&mdash;this&mdash;time.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was dreadfully hipped. The hours seemed as if they would never creep by.
+ The very ticking of the clock became irksome. At length the stillness of
+ the house was interrupted by the ringing of a bell. Shortly after, I heard
+ the voice of a waiter at the bar: &ldquo;The stout gentleman in No. 13 wants his
+ breakfast. Tea and bread and butter with ham and eggs; the eggs not to be
+ too much done.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In such a situation as mine, every incident is of importance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here was a subject of speculation presented to my mind, and ample exercise
+ for my imagination. I am prone to paint pictures to myself, and on this
+ occasion I had some materials to work upon. Had the guest up-stairs been
+ mentioned as Mr. Smith, or Mr. Brown, or Mr. Jackson, or Mr. Johnson, or
+ merely as &ldquo;the gentleman in No. 13,&rdquo; it would have been a perfect blank to
+ me. I should have thought nothing of it; but &ldquo;The stout gentleman!&rdquo;&mdash;the
+ very name had something in it of the picturesque. It at once gave the
+ size; it embodied the personage to my mind&rsquo;s eye, and my fancy did the
+ rest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was stout, or, as some term it, lusty; in all probability, therefore,
+ he was advanced in life, some people expanding as they grow old. By his
+ breakfasting rather late, and in his own room, he must be a man accustomed
+ to live at his ease, and above the necessity of early rising; no doubt a
+ round, rosy, lusty old gentleman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was another violent ringing. The stout gentleman was impatient for
+ his breakfast. He was evidently a man of importance; &ldquo;well-to-do in the
+ world;&rdquo; accustomed to be promptly waited upon; of a keen appetite, and a
+ little cross when hungry; &ldquo;perhaps,&rdquo; thought I, &ldquo;he maybe be some London
+ Alderman; or who knows but he may be a Member of Parliament?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The breakfast was sent up and there was a short interval of silence; he
+ was, doubtless, making the tea. Presently there was a violent ringing, and
+ before it could be answered, another ringing still more violent. &ldquo;Bless
+ me! what a choleric old gentleman!&rdquo; The waiter came down in a huff. The
+ butter was rancid, the eggs were overdone, the ham was too salt:&mdash;the
+ stout gentleman was evidently nice in his eating; one of those who eat and
+ growl, and keep the waiter on the trot, and live in a state militant with
+ the household.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The hostess got into a fume. I should observe that she was a brisk,
+ coquettish woman; a little of a shrew, and something of a slammerkin, but
+ very pretty withal; with a nincompoop for a husband, as shrews are apt to
+ have. She rated the servants roundly for their negligence in sending up so
+ bad a breakfast, but said not a word against the stout gentleman; by which
+ I clearly perceived that he must be a man of consequence, entitled to make
+ a noise and to give trouble at a country inn. Other eggs, and ham, and
+ bread and butter, were sent up. They appeared to be more graciously
+ received; at least there was no further complaint.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had not made many turns about the travellers&rsquo;-room, when there was
+ another ringing. Shortly afterwards there was a stir and an inquest about
+ the house. The stout gentleman wanted the Times or the Chronicle
+ newspaper. I set him down, therefore, for a whig; or rather, from his
+ being so absolute and lordly where he had a chance, I suspected him of
+ being a radical. Hunt, I had heard, was a large man; &ldquo;who knows,&rdquo; thought
+ I, &ldquo;but it is Hunt himself!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My curiosity began to be awakened. I inquired of the waiter who was this
+ stout gentleman that was making all this stir; but I could get no
+ information; nobody seemed to know his name. The landlords of bustling
+ inns seldom trouble their heads about the names or occupations of their
+ transient guests. The colour of a coat, the shape or size of the person,
+ is enough to suggest a travelling name. It is either the tall gentleman,
+ or the short gentleman, or the gentleman in black, or the gentleman in
+ snuff-colour; or, as in the present instance, the stout gentleman. A
+ designation of the kind once hit on answers every purpose, and saves all
+ further inquiry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Rain&mdash;rain&mdash;rain! pitiless, ceaseless rain! No such thing as
+ putting a foot out of doors, and no occupation nor amusement within. By
+ and by I heard some one walking overhead. It was in the stout gentleman&rsquo;s
+ room. He evidently was a large man, by the heaviness of his tread; and an
+ old man, from his wearing such creaking soles. &ldquo;He is doubtless,&rdquo; thought
+ I, &ldquo;some rich old square-toes, of regular habits, and is now taking
+ exercise after breakfast.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I now read all the advertisements of coaches and hotels that were stuck
+ about the mantel-piece. The Lady&rsquo;s Magazine had become an abomination to
+ me; it was as tedious as the day itself. I wandered out, not knowing what
+ to do, and ascended again to my room. I had not been there long, when
+ there was a squall from a neighbouring bed-room. A door opened and slammed
+ violently; a chamber-maid, that I had remarked for having a ruddy,
+ good-humoured face, went down-stairs in a violent flurry. The stout
+ gentleman had been rude to her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This sent a whole host of my deductions to the deuce in a moment. This
+ unknown personage could not be an old gentleman; for old gentlemen are not
+ apt to be so obstreperous to chamber-maids. He could not be a young
+ gentleman; for young gentlemen are not apt to inspire such indignation. He
+ must be a middle-aged man, and confounded ugly into the bargain, or the
+ girl would not have taken the matter in such terrible dudgeon. I confess I
+ was sorely puzzled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In a few minutes I heard the voice of my landlady. I caught a glance of
+ her as she came tramping up-stairs; her face glowing, her cap flaring, her
+ tongue wagging the whole way. &ldquo;She&rsquo;d have no such doings in her house,
+ she&rsquo;d warrant! If gentlemen did spend money freely, it was no rule. She&rsquo;d
+ have no servant maids of hers treated in that way, when they were about
+ their work, that&rsquo;s what she wouldn&rsquo;t!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As I hate squabbles, particularly with women, and above all with pretty
+ women, I slunk back into my room, and partly closed the door; but my
+ curiosity was too much excited not to listen. The landlady marched
+ intrepidly to the enemy&rsquo;s citadel, and entered it with a storm: the door
+ closed after her. I heard her voice in high windy clamour for a moment or
+ two. Then it gradually subsided, like a gust of wind in a garret; then
+ there was a laugh; then I heard nothing more.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After a little while, my landlady came out with an odd smile on her face,
+ adjusting her cap, which was a little on one side. As she wont
+ down-stairs, I heard the landlord ask her what was the matter; she said,
+ &ldquo;Nothing at all, only the girl&rsquo;s a fool.&rdquo; I was more than ever perplexed
+ what to make of this unaccountable personage, who could put a good-natured
+ chamber-maid in a passion, and send away a termagant landlady in smiles.
+ He could not be so old, nor cross, nor ugly either.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had to go to work at his picture again, and to paint him entirely
+ different. I now set him down for one of those stout gentlemen that are
+ frequently met with, swaggering about the doors of country inns. Moist,
+ merry fellows, in Belcher handkerchiefs, whose bulk is a little assisted
+ by malt liquors. Men who have seen the world, and been sworn at Highgate;
+ who are used to tavern life; up to all the tricks of tapsters, and knowing
+ in the ways of sinful publicans. Free-livers on a small scale; who are
+ prodigal within the compass of a guinea; who call all the waiters by name,
+ touzle the maids, gossip with the landlady at the bar, and prose over a
+ pint of port, or a glass of negus, after dinner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The morning wore away in forming of these and similar surmises. As fast as
+ I wove one system of belief, some movement of the unknown would completely
+ overturn it, and throw all my thoughts again into confusion. Such are the
+ solitary operations of a feverish mind. I was, as I have said, extremely
+ nervous; and the continual meditation on the concerns of this invisible
+ personage began to have its effect:&mdash;I was getting a fit of the
+ fidgets.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dinner-time came. I hoped, the stout gentleman might dine in the
+ travellers&rsquo;-room, and that I might at length get a view of his person; but
+ no&mdash;he had dinner served in his own room. What could be the meaning
+ of this solitude and mystery? He could not be a radical; there was
+ something too aristocratical in thus keeping himself apart from the rest
+ of the world, and condemning himself to his own dull company throughout a
+ rainy day. And then, too, he lived too well for a discontented politician.
+ He seemed to expatiate on a variety of dishes, and to sit over his wine
+ like a jolly friend of good living. Indeed, my doubts on this head were
+ soon at an end; for he could not have finished his first bottle before I
+ could faintly hear him humming a tune; and on listening, I found it to be
+ &ldquo;God save the King.&rdquo; &lsquo;Twas plain, then, he was no radical, but a faithful
+ subject; one that grew loyal over his bottle, and was ready to stand by
+ king and constitution, when he could stand by nothing else. But who could
+ he be? My conjectures began to run wild. Was he not some personage of
+ distinction, traveling incog.? &ldquo;God knows!&rdquo; said I, at my wit&rsquo;s end; &ldquo;it
+ may be one of the royal family for aught I know, for they are all stout
+ gentlemen!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The weather continued rainy. The mysterious unknown kept his room, and, as
+ far as I could judge, his chair, for I did not hear him move. In the
+ meantime, as the day advanced, the travellers&rsquo;-room began to be
+ frequented. Some, who had just arrived, came in buttoned up in box-coats;
+ others came home, who had been dispersed about the town. Some took their
+ dinners, and some their tea. Had I been in a different mood, I should have
+ found entertainment in studying this peculiar class of men. There were two
+ especially, who were regular wags of the road, and up to all the standing
+ jokes of travellers. They had a thousand sly things to say to the
+ waiting-maid, whom they called Louisa, and Ethelinda, and a dozen other
+ fine names, changing the name every time, and chuckling amazingly at their
+ own waggery. My mind, however, had become completely engrossed by the
+ stout gentleman. He had kept my fancy in chase during a long day, and it
+ was not now to be diverted from the scent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The evening gradually wore away. The travellers read the papers two or
+ three times over. Some drew round the fire, and told long stories about
+ their horses, about their adventures, their overturns, and breakings down.
+ They discussed the credits of different merchants and different inns; and
+ the two wags told several choice anecdotes of pretty chamber-maids, and
+ kind landladies. All this passed as they were quietly taking what they
+ called their night-caps, that is to say, strong glasses of brandy and
+ water and sugar, or some other mixture of the kind; after which they one
+ after another rang for &ldquo;Boots&rdquo; and the chamber-maid, and walked off to bed
+ in old shoes cut down into marvellously uncomfortable slippers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was only one man left; a short-legged, long-bodied, plethoric
+ fellow, with a very large, sandy head. He sat by himself, with a glass of
+ port wine negus, and a spoon; sipping and stirring, and meditating and
+ sipping, until nothing was left but the spoon. He gradually fell asleep
+ bolt upright in his chair, with the empty glass standing before him; and
+ the candle seemed to fall asleep too, for the wick grew long, and black,
+ and cabbaged at the end, and dimmed the little light that remained in the
+ chamber. The gloom that now prevailed was contagious. Around hung the
+ shapeless, and almost spectral, box-coats of departed travellers, long
+ since buried in deep sleep. I only heard the ticking of the clock, with
+ the deep-drawn breathings of the sleeping topers, and the drippings of the
+ rain, drop&mdash;drop&mdash;drop, from the eaves of the house. The
+ church-bells chimed midnight. All at once the stout gentleman began to
+ walk overhead, pacing slowly backwards and forwards. There was something
+ extremely awful in all this, especially to one in my state of nerves.
+ These ghastly greatcoats, these guttural breathings, and the creaking
+ footsteps of this mysterious being. His steps grew fainter and fainter,
+ and at length died away. I could bear it no longer. I was wound up to the
+ desperation of a hero of romance. &ldquo;Be he who or what he may,&rdquo; said I to
+ myself, &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll have a sight of him!&rdquo; I seized a chamber candle, and hurried
+ up to number 13. The door stood ajar. I hesitated&mdash;I entered: the
+ room was deserted. There stood a large, broad-bottomed elbow chair at a
+ table, on which was an empty tumbler, and a &ldquo;Times&rdquo; newspaper, and the
+ room smelt powerfully of Stilton cheese.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The mysterious stranger had evidently but just retired. I turned off,
+ sorely disappointed, to my room, which had been changed to the front of
+ the house. As I went along the corridor, I saw a large pair of boots, with
+ dirty, waxed tops, standing at the door of a bed-chamber. They doubtless
+ belonged to the unknown; but it would not do to disturb so redoubtable a
+ personage in his den; he might discharge a pistol, or something worse, at
+ my head. I went to bed, therefore, and lay awake half the night in a
+ terrible nervous state; and even when I fell asleep, I was still haunted
+ in my dreams by the idea of the stout gentleman and his wax-topped boots.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I slept rather late the next morning, and was awakened by some stir and
+ bustle in the house, which I could not at first comprehend; until getting
+ more awake, I found there was a mail-coach starting from the door.
+ Suddenly there was a cry from below, &ldquo;The gentleman has forgot his
+ umbrella! look for the gentleman&rsquo;s umbrella in No. 13!&rdquo; I heard an
+ immediate scampering of a chamber-maid along the passage, and a shrill
+ reply as she ran, &ldquo;Here it is! here&rsquo;s the gentleman&rsquo;s umbrella!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The mysterious stranger then was on the point of setting off. This was the
+ only chance I should ever have of knowing him. I sprang out of bed,
+ scrambled to the window, snatched aside the curtains, and just caught a
+ glimpse of the rear of a person getting in at the coach-door. The skirts
+ of a brown coat parted behind, and gave me a full view of the broad disk
+ of a pair of drab breeches. The door closed&mdash;&ldquo;all right!&rdquo; was the
+ word&mdash;the coach whirled off:&mdash;and that was all I ever saw of the
+ stout gentleman!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0016" id="link2H_4_0016"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ FOREST TREES.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;A living gallery of aged trees.&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ One of the favourite themes of boasting with the Squire, is the noble
+ trees on his estate, which, in truth, has some of the finest that I have
+ seen in England. There is something august and solemn in the great avenues
+ of stately oaks that gather their branches together high in air, and seem
+ to reduce the pedestrians beneath them to mere pigmies. &ldquo;An avenue of oaks
+ or elms,&rdquo; the Squire observes, &ldquo;is the true colonnade that should lead to
+ a gentleman&rsquo;s house. As to stone and marble, any one can rear them at once&mdash;they
+ are the work of the day; but commend me to the colonnades that have grown
+ old and great with the family, and tell by their grandeur how long the
+ family has endured.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Squire has great reverence for certain venerable trees, gray with
+ moss, which he considers as the ancient nobility of his domain. There is
+ the ruin of an enormous oak, which has been so much battered by time and
+ tempest, that scarce any thing is left; though he says Christy recollects
+ when, in his boyhood, it was healthy and nourishing, until it was struck
+ by lightning. It is now a mere trunk, with one twisted bough stretching up
+ into the air, leaving a green branch at the end of it. This sturdy wreck
+ is much valued by the Squire; he calls it his standard-bearer, and
+ compares it to a veteran warrior beaten down in battle, but bearing up his
+ banner to the last. He has actually had a fence built round it, to protect
+ it as much as possible from further injury.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is with great difficulty that the Squire can ever be brought to have
+ any tree cut down on his estate. To some he looks with reverence, as
+ having been planted by his ancestors; to others with a kind of paternal
+ affection, as having been planted by himself; and he feels a degree of awe
+ in bringing down, with a few strokes of the axe, what it has cost
+ centuries to build up. I confess I cannot but sympathize, in some degree,
+ with the good Squire on the subject. Though brought up in a country
+ overrun with forests, where trees are apt to be considered mere
+ encumbrances, and to be laid low without hesitation or remorse, yet I
+ could never see a fine tree hewn down without concern. The poets, who are
+ naturally lovers of trees, as they are of every thing that is beautiful,
+ have artfully awakened great interest in their favour, by representing
+ them as the habitations of sylvan deities; insomuch that every great tree
+ had its tutelar genius, or a nymph, whose existence was limited to its
+ duration. Evelyn, in his Sylva, makes several pleasing and fanciful
+ allusions to this superstition. &ldquo;As the fall,&rdquo; says he, &ldquo;of a very aged
+ oak, giving a crack like thunder, has often been heard at many miles&rsquo;
+ distance; constrained though I often am to fell them with reluctancy, I do
+ not at any time remember to have heard the groans of those nymphs
+ (grieving to be dispossessed of their ancient habitations) without some
+ emotion and pity.&rdquo; And again, in alluding to a violent storm that had
+ devastated the woodlands, he says, &ldquo;Methinks I still hear, sure I am that
+ I still feel, the dismal groans of our forests; the late dreadful
+ hurricane having subverted so many thousands of goodly oaks, prostrating
+ the trees, laying them in ghastly postures, like whole regiments fallen in
+ battle by the sword of the conqueror, and crushing all that grew beneath
+ them. The public accounts,&rdquo; he adds, &ldquo;reckon no less than three thousand
+ brave oaks in one part only of the forest of Dean blown down.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have paused more than once in the wilderness of America, to contemplate
+ the traces of some blast of wind, which seemed to have rushed down from
+ the clouds, and ripped its way through the bosom of the woodlands; rooting
+ up, shivering, and splintering the stoutest trees, and leaving a long
+ track of desolation. There was something awful in the vast havoc made
+ among these gigantic plants; and in considering their magnificent remains,
+ so rudely torn and mangled, and hurled down to perish prematurely on their
+ native soil, I was conscious of a strong movement of the sympathy so
+ feelingly expressed by Evelyn. I recollect, also, hearing a traveller of
+ poetical Temperament expressing the kind of horror which he felt on
+ Beholding on the banks of the Missouri, an oak of prodigious size, which
+ had been, in a manner, overpowered by an enormous wild grape-vine. The
+ vine had clasped its huge folds round the trunk, and from thence had wound
+ about every branch and twig, until the mighty tree had withered in its
+ embrace. It seemed like Laocoon struggling ineffectually in the hideous
+ coils of the monster Python. It was the lion of trees perishing in the
+ embraces of a vegetable boa.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am fond of listening to the conversation of English gentlemen on rural
+ concerns, and of noticing with what taste and discrimination, and what
+ strong, unaffected interest they will discuss topics, which, in other
+ countries, are abandoned to mere woodmen, or rustic cultivators. I have
+ heard a noble earl descant on park and forest scenery with the science and
+ feeling of a painter. He dwelt on the shape and beauty of particular trees
+ on his estate, with as much pride and technical precision as though he had
+ been discussing the merits of statues in his collection I found that he
+ had even gone considerable distances to examine trees which were
+ celebrated among rural amateurs; for it seems that trees, like horses,
+ have their established points of excellence; and that there are some in
+ England which enjoy very extensive celebrity among tree-fanciers, from
+ being perfect in their kind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is something nobly simple and pure in such a taste: it argues, I
+ think, a sweet and generous nature, to have this strong relish for the
+ beauties of vegetation, and this friendship for the hardy and glorious
+ sons of the forest. There is a grandeur of thought connected with this
+ part of rural economy. It is, if I may be allowed the figure, the heroic
+ line of husbandry. It is worthy of liberal, and free-born, and aspiring
+ men. He who plants an oak, looks forward to future ages, and plants for
+ posterity. Nothing can be less selfish than this. He cannot expect to sit
+ in its shade, nor enjoy its shelter; but he exults in the idea that the
+ acorn which he has buried in the earth shall grow up into a lofty pile,
+ and shall keep on flourishing, and increasing, and benefiting mankind,
+ long after he shall have ceased to tread his paternal fields. Indeed, it
+ is the nature of such occupations to lift the thoughts above mere
+ worldliness. As the leaves of trees are said to absorb all noxious
+ qualities of the air, and to breathe forth a purer atmosphere, so it seems
+ to me as if they drew from us all sordid and angry passions, and breathed
+ forth peace and philanthropy. There is a serene and settled majesty in
+ woodland scenery, that enters into the soul, and dilates and elevates it,
+ and fills it with noble inclinations. The ancient and hereditary groves,
+ too, that embower this island, are most of them full of story. They are
+ haunted by the recollections of great spirits of past ages, who have
+ sought for relaxation among them from the tumult of arms, or the toils of
+ state, or have wooed the muse beneath their shade. Who can walk, with soul
+ unmoved, among the stately groves of Penshurst, where the gallant, the
+ amiable, the elegant Sir Philip Sidney passed his boyhood; or can look
+ without fondness upon the tree that is said to have been planted on his
+ birthday; or can ramble among the classic bowers of Hagley; or can pause
+ among the solitudes of Windsor Forest, and look at the oaks around, huge,
+ gray, and time-worn, like the old castle towers, and not feel as if he
+ were surrounded by so many monuments of long-enduring glory? It is, when
+ viewed in this light, that planted groves, and stately avenues, and
+ cultivated parks, have an advantage over the more luxuriant beauties of
+ unassisted nature. It is that they teem with moral associations, and keep
+ up the ever-interesting story of human existence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is incumbent, then, on the high and generous spirits of an ancient
+ nation, to cherish these sacred groves that surround their ancestral
+ mansions, and to perpetuate them to their descendants. Republican as I am
+ by birth, and brought up as I have been in republican principles and
+ habits, I can feel nothing of the servile reverence for titled rank,
+ merely because it is titled; but I trust that I am neither churl nor bigot
+ in my creed. I can both see and feel how hereditary distinction, when it
+ falls to the lot of a generous mind, may elevate that mind into true
+ nobility. It is one of the effects of hereditary rank, when it falls thus
+ happily, that it multiplies the duties, and, as it were, extends the
+ existence of the possessor. He does not feel himself a mere individual
+ link in creation, responsible only for his own brief term of being. He
+ carries back his existence in proud recollection, and he extends it
+ forward in honourable anticipation. He lives with his ancestry, and he
+ lives with his posterity. To both does he consider himself involved in
+ deep responsibilities. As he has received much from those that have gone
+ before, so he feels bound to transmit much to those who are to come after
+ him. His domestic undertakings seem to imply a longer existence than those
+ of ordinary men; none are so apt to build and plant for future centuries,
+ as noble-spirited men, who have received their heritages from foregone
+ ages.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I cannot but applaud, therefore, the fondness and pride with which I have
+ noticed English gentlemen, of generous temperaments, and high aristocratic
+ feelings, contemplating those magnificent trees, which rise like towers
+ and pyramids, from the midst of their paternal lands. There is an affinity
+ between all nature, animate and inanimate: the oak, in the pride and
+ lustihood of its growth, seems to me to take its range with the lion and
+ the eagle, and to assimilate, in the grandeur of its attributes, to heroic
+ and intellectual man. With its mighty pillar rising straight and direct
+ towards heaven, bearing up its leafy honours from the impurities of earth,
+ and supporting them aloft in free air and glorious sunshine, it is an
+ emblem of what a true nobleman <i>should be</i>; a refuge for the weak, a
+ shelter for the oppressed, a defence for the defenceless; warding off from
+ them the peltings of the storm, or the scorching rays of arbitrary power.
+ He who is <i>this</i>, is an ornament and a blessing to his native land.
+ He who is <i>otherwise</i>, abuses his eminent advantages; abuses the
+ grandeur and prosperity which he has drawn from the bosom of his country.
+ Should tempests arise, and he be laid prostrate by the storm, who would
+ mourn over his fall? Should he be borne down by the oppressive hand of
+ power, who would murmur at his fate?&mdash;&ldquo;Why cumbereth he the ground?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0017" id="link2H_4_0017"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ A LITERARY ANTIQUARY.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Printed bookes he contemnes, as a novelty of this latter age; but
+ a manuscript he pores on everlastingly; especially if the cover be
+ all moth-eaten, and the dust make a parenthesis betweene every
+ syllable.
+
+ &mdash;<i>Mico-Cosmographie</i>, 1638.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The Squire receives great sympathy and support, in his antiquated humours,
+ from the parson, of whom I made some mention on my former visit to the
+ Hall, and who acts as a kind of family chaplain. He has been cherished by
+ the Squire almost constantly, since the time that they were
+ fellow-students at Oxford; for it is one of the peculiar advantages of
+ these great universities, that they often link the poor scholar to the
+ rich patron, by early and heart-felt ties, that last through life, without
+ the usual humiliations of dependence and patronage. Under the fostering
+ protection of the Squire, therefore, the little parson has pursued his
+ studies in peace. Having lived almost entirely among books, and those,
+ too, old books, he is quite ignorant of the world, and his mind is as
+ antiquated as the garden at the Hall, where the flowers are all arranged
+ in formal beds, and the yew-trees clipped into urns and peacocks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His taste for literary antiquities was first imbibed in the Bodleian
+ Library at Oxford; where, when a student, he passed many an hour foraging
+ among the old manuscripts. He has since, at different times, visited most
+ of the curious libraries in England, and has ransacked many of the
+ cathedrals. With all his quaint and curious learning, he has nothing of
+ arrogance or pedantry; but that unaffected earnestness and guileless
+ simplicity which seem to belong to the literary antiquary.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He is a dark, mouldy little man, and rather dry in his manner; yet, on his
+ favourite theme, he kindles up, and at times is even eloquent. No
+ fox-hunter, recounting his last day&rsquo;s sport, could be more animated than I
+ have seen the worthy parson, when relating his search after a curious
+ document, which he had traced from library to library, until he fairly
+ unearthed it in the dusty chapter-house of a cathedral. When, too, he
+ describes some venerable manuscript, with its rich illuminations, its
+ thick creamy vellum, its glossy ink, and the odour of the cloisters that
+ seemed to exhale from it, he rivals the enthusiasm of a Parisian epicure,
+ expatiating on the merits of a Perigord pie, or a <i>Patté de Strasbourg</i>.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His brain seems absolutely haunted with love-sick dreams about gorgeous
+ old works in &ldquo;silk linings, triple gold bands, and tinted leather, locked
+ up in wire cases, and secured from the vulgar hands of the mere reader;&rdquo;
+ and, to continue the happy expressions of an ingenious writer, &ldquo;dazzling
+ one&rsquo;s eyes like eastern beauties, peering through their jealousies."<a
+ href="#linknote-3" name="linknoteref-3" id="linknoteref-3"><small>3</small></a>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="linknote-3" id="linknote-3"> Note--></a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="foot">
+ 3 (<a href="#linknoteref-3">return</a>)<br /> [ D&rsquo;Israeli&mdash;<i>Curiosities
+ of Literature</i>.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He has a great desire, however, to read such works in the old libraries
+ and chapter-houses to which they belong; for he thinks a black-letter
+ volume reads best in one of those venerable chambers where the light
+ struggles through dusty lancet windows and painted glass; and that it
+ loses half its zest, if taken away from the neighbourhood of the
+ quaintly-carved oaken book-case and Gothic reading-desk. At his
+ suggestion, the Squire has had the library furnished in this antique
+ taste, and several of the windows glazed with painted glass, that they may
+ throw a properly tempered light upon the pages of their favourite old
+ authors.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The parson, I am told, has been for some time meditating a commentary on
+ Strutt, Brand, and Douce, in which he means to detect them in sundry
+ dangerous errors in respect to popular games and superstitions; a work to
+ which the Squire looks forward with great interest. He is, also, a casual
+ contributor to that long-established repository of national customs and
+ antiquities, the Gentleman&rsquo;s Magazine, and is one of those that every now
+ and then make an inquiry concerning some obsolete custom or rare legend;
+ nay, it is said that several of his communications have been at least six
+ inches in length. He frequently receives parcels by coach from different
+ parts of the kingdom, containing mouldy volumes and almost illegible
+ manuscripts; for it is singular what an active correspondence is kept up
+ among literary antiquaries, and how soon the fame of any rare volume, or
+ unique copy, just discovered among the rubbish of a library, is circulated
+ among them. The parson is more busy than common just now, being a little
+ flurried by an advertisement of a work, said to be preparing for the
+ press, on the mythology of the middle ages. The little man has long been
+ gathering together all the hobgoblin tales he could collect, illustrative
+ of the superstitions of former times; and he is in a complete fever lest
+ this formidable rival should take the field before him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Shortly after my arrival at the Hall, I called at the parsonage, in
+ company with Mr. Bracebridge and the general. The parson had not been seen
+ for several days, which was a matter of some surprise, as he was an almost
+ daily visitor at the Hall. We found him in his study; a small dusky
+ chamber, lighted by a lattice window that looked into the church-yard, and
+ was overshadowed by a yew-tree. His chair was surrounded by folios and
+ quartos, piled upon the floor, and his table was covered with books and
+ manuscripts. The cause of his seclusion was a work which he had recently
+ received, and with which he had retired in rapture from the world, and
+ shut himself up to enjoy a literary honeymoon undisturbed. Never did
+ boarding-school girl devour the pages of a sentimental novel, or Don
+ Quixote a chivalrous romance, with more intense delight than did the
+ little man banquet on the pages of this delicious work. It was Dibdin&rsquo;s
+ Bibliographical Tour; a work calculated to have as intoxicating an effect
+ on the imaginations of literary antiquaries, as the adventures of the
+ heroes of the round table, on all true knights; or the tales of the early
+ American voyagers on the ardent spirits of the age, filling them with
+ dreams of Mexican and Peruvian mines, and of the golden realm of El
+ Dorado.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The good parson had looked forward to this bibliographical expedition as
+ of far greater importance than those to Africa or the North Pole. With
+ what eagerness had he seized upon the history of the enterprise! with what
+ interest had he followed the redoubtable bibliographer and his graphical
+ squire in their adventurous roamings among Norman castles, and cathedrals,
+ and French libraries, and German convents and universities; penetrating
+ into the prison-houses of vellum manuscripts, and exquisitely illuminated
+ missals, and revealing their beauties to the world!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the parson had finished a rapturous eulogy on this most curious and
+ entertaining work, he drew forth from a little drawer a manuscript, lately
+ received from a correspondent, which had perplexed him sadly. It was
+ written in Norman French, in very ancient characters, and so faded and
+ mouldered away as to be almost illegible. It was apparently an old Norman
+ drinking song, that might have been brought over by one of William the
+ Conqueror&rsquo;s carousing followers. The writing was just legible enough to
+ keep a keen antiquity-hunter on a doubtful chase; here and there he would
+ be completely thrown out, and then there would be a few words so plainly
+ written as to put him on the scent again. In this way he had been led on
+ for a whole day, until he had found himself completely at fault.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Squire endeavoured to assist him, but was equally baffled. The old
+ general listened for some time to the discussion, and then asked the
+ parson if he had read Captain Morris&rsquo;s, or George Stevens&rsquo;s, or Anacreon
+ Moore&rsquo;s bacchanalian songs? On the other replying in the negative, &ldquo;Oh,
+ then,&rdquo; said the general, with a sagacious nod, &ldquo;if you want a drinking
+ song, I can furnish you with the latest collection&mdash;I did not know
+ you had a turn for those kind of things; and I can lend you the
+ Encyclopedia of Wit into the bargain. I never travel without them; they&rsquo;re
+ excellent reading at an inn.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It would not be easy to describe the odd look of surprise and perplexity
+ of the parson, at this proposal; or the difficulty the Squire had in
+ making the general comprehend, that though a jovial song of the present
+ day was but a foolish sound in the ears of wisdom, and beneath the notice
+ of a learned man, yet a trowl, written by a tosspot several hundred years
+ since, was a matter worthy of the gravest research, and enough to set
+ whole colleges by the ears.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have since pondered much on this matter, and have figured to myself what
+ may be the fate of our current literature, when retrieved, piecemeal, by
+ future antiquaries, from among the rubbish of ages. What a Magnus Apollo,
+ for instance, will Moore become, among sober divines and dusty schoolmen!
+ Even his festive and amatory songs, which are now the mere quickeners of
+ our social moments, or the delights of our drawing-rooms, will then become
+ matters of laborious research and painful collation. How many a grave
+ professor will then waste his midnight oil, or worry his brain through a
+ long morning, endeavouring to restore the pure text, or illustrate the
+ biographical hints of &ldquo;Come, tell me, says Rosa, as kissing and kissed;&rdquo;
+ and how many an arid old bookworm, like the worthy little parson, will
+ give up in despair, after vainly striving to fill up some fatal hiatus in
+ &ldquo;Fanny of Timmol&rdquo;!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nor is it merely such exquisite authors as Moore that are doomed to
+ consume the oil of future antiquaries. Many a poor scribbler, who is now,
+ apparently, sent to oblivion by pastrycooks and cheese-mongers, will then
+ rise again in fragments, and flourish in learned immortality.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After all, thought I, time is not such an invariable destroyer as he is
+ represented. If he pulls down, he likewise builds up; if he impoverishes
+ one, he enriches another; his very dilapidations furnish matter for new
+ works of controversy, and his rust is more precious than the most costly
+ gilding. Under his plastic hand, trifles rise into importance; the
+ nonsense of one age becomes the wisdom of another; the levity of the wit
+ gravitates into the learning of the pedant, and an ancient farthing
+ moulders into infinitely more value than a modern guinea.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0018" id="link2H_4_0018"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE FARM-HOUSE.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;Love and hay
+ Are thick sown, but come up full of thistles.&rdquo;
+
+ &mdash;BEAUMONT AND FLETCHER.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I was so much pleased with the anecdotes which were told me of Ready-Money
+ Jack Tibbets, that I got Master Simon, a day or two since, to take me to
+ his house. It was an old-fashioned farm-house built with brick, with
+ curiously twisted chimneys. It stood at a little distance from the road,
+ with a southern exposure, looking upon a soft green slope of meadow. There
+ was a small garden in front, with a row of bee-hives humming among beds of
+ sweet herbs and flowers. Well-scoured milking tubs, with bright copper
+ hoops, hung on the garden paling. Fruit trees were trained up against the
+ cottage, and pots of flowers stood in the windows. A fat, superannuated
+ mastiff lay in the sunshine at the door; with a sleek cat sleeping
+ peacefully across him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Tibbets was from home at the time of our calling, but we were received
+ with hearty and homely welcome by his wife; a notable, motherly woman, and
+ a complete pattern for wives; since, according to Master Simon&rsquo;s account,
+ she never contradicts honest Jack, and yet manages to have her own way,
+ and to control him in every thing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She received us in the main room of the house, a kind of parlour and hall,
+ with great brown beams of timber across it, which Mr. Tibbets is apt to
+ point out with some exultation, observing, that they don&rsquo;t put such timber
+ in houses now-a-days. The furniture was old-fashioned, strong, and highly
+ polished; the walls were hung with coloured prints of the story of the
+ Prodigal Son, who was represented in a red coat and leather breeches. Over
+ the fire-place was a blunderbuss, and a hard-favoured likeness of
+ Ready-Money Jack, taken when he was a young man, by the same artist that
+ painted the tavern sign; his mother having taken a notion that the Tibbets
+ had as much right to have a gallery of family portraits as the folks at
+ the Hall.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The good dame pressed us very much to take some refreshment, and tempted
+ us with a variety of household dainties, so that we were glad to compound
+ by tasting some of her homemade wines. While we were there, the son and
+ heir-apparent came home; a good-looking young fellow, and something of a
+ rustic beau. He took us over the premises, and showed us the whole
+ establishment. An air of homely but substantial plenty prevailed
+ throughout; every thing was of the best materials, and in the best
+ condition. Nothing was out of place, or ill made; and you saw every where
+ the signs of a man that took care to have the worth of his money, and that
+ paid as he went.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The farm-yard was well stocked; under a shed was a taxed cart, in trim
+ order, in which Ready-Money Jack took his wife about the country. His
+ well-fed horse neighed from the stable, and when led out into the yard, to
+ use the words of young Jack, &ldquo;he shone like a bottle;&rdquo; for he said the old
+ man made it a rule that every thing about him should fare as well as he
+ did himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was pleased to see the pride which the young fellow seemed to have of
+ his father. He gave us several particulars concerning his habits, which
+ were pretty much to the effect of those I have already mentioned. He had
+ never suffered an account to stand in his life, always providing the money
+ before he purchased any thing; and, if possible, paying in gold and
+ silver. He had a great dislike to paper money, and seldom went without a
+ considerable sum in gold about him. On my observing that it was a wonder
+ he had never been waylaid and robbed, the young fellow smiled at the idea
+ of any one venturing upon such an exploit, for I believe he thinks the old
+ man would be a match for Robin Hood and all his gang.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have noticed that Master Simon seldom goes into any house without having
+ a world of private talk with some one or other of the family, being a kind
+ of universal counsellor and confidant. We had not been long at the farm,
+ before the old dame got him into a corner of her parlour, where they had a
+ long, whispering conference together; in which I saw, by his shrugs, that
+ there were some dubious matters discussed, and by his nods that he agreed
+ with every thing she said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After we had come out, the young man accompanied us a little distance, and
+ then, drawing Master Simon aside into a green lane, they walked and talked
+ together for nearly half an hour. Master Simon, who has the usual
+ propensity of confidants to blab every thing to the next friend they meet
+ with, let me know that there was a love affair in question; the young
+ fellow having been smitten with the charms of Phoebe Wilkins, the pretty
+ niece of the housekeeper at the Hall. Like most other love concerns, it
+ had brought its troubles and perplexities. Dame Tibbets had long been on
+ intimate, gossiping terms with the housekeeper, who often visited the
+ farm-house; but when the neighbours spoke to her of the likelihood of a
+ match between her son and Phoebe Wilkins, &ldquo;Marry come up!&rdquo; she scouted the
+ very idea. The girl had acted as lady&rsquo;s maid; and it was beneath the blood
+ of the Tibbets&rsquo;, who had lived on their own lands time out of mind, and
+ owed reverence and thanks to nobody, to have the heir-apparent marry a
+ servant!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These vapourings had faithfully been carried to the housekeeper&rsquo;s ear, by
+ one of their mutual go-between friends. The old housekeeper&rsquo;s blood, if
+ not as ancient, was as quick as that of Dame Tibbets. She had been
+ accustomed to carry a high head at the Hall, and among the villagers; and
+ her faded brocade rustled with indignation at the slight cast upon her
+ alliance by the wife of a petty farmer. She maintained that her niece had
+ been a companion rather than a waiting-maid to the young ladies. &ldquo;Thank
+ heavens, she was not obliged to work for her living, and was as idle as
+ any young lady in the land; and when somebody died, would receive
+ something that would be worth the notice of some folks, with all their
+ ready money.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A bitter feud had thus taken place between the two worthy dames, and the
+ young people were forbidden to think of one another. As to young Jack, he
+ was too much in love to reason upon the matter; and being a little heady,
+ and not standing in much awe of his mother, was ready to sacrifice the
+ whole dignity of the Tibbets&rsquo; to his passion. He had lately, however, had
+ a violent quarrel with his mistress, in consequence of some coquetry on
+ her part, and at present stood aloof. The politic mother was exerting all
+ her ingenuity to widen the accidental breach; but, as is most commonly the
+ case, the more she meddled with this perverse inclination of the son, the
+ stronger it grew. In the meantime, old Ready-Money was kept completely in
+ the dark; both parties were in awe and uncertainty as to what might be his
+ way of taking the matter, and dreaded to awaken the sleeping lion. Between
+ father and son, therefore, the worthy Mrs. Tibbets was full of business,
+ and at her wit&rsquo;s end. It is true there was no great danger of honest
+ Ready-Money&rsquo;s finding the thing out, if left to himself; for he was of a
+ most unsuspicious temper, and by no means quick of apprehension; but there
+ was daily risk of his attention being aroused, by the cobwebs which his
+ indefatigable wife was continually spinning about his nose.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such is the distracted state of politics, in the domestic empire of
+ Ready-Money Jack; which only shows the intrigues and internal dangers to
+ which the best-regulated governments are liable. In this perplexed
+ situation of their affairs, both mother and son have applied to Master
+ Simon for counsel; and, with all his experience in meddling with other
+ people&rsquo;s concerns, he finds it an exceedingly difficult part to play, to
+ agree with both parties, seeing that their opinions and wishes are so
+ diametrically opposite.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0019" id="link2H_4_0019"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ HORSEMANSHIP.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ A coach was a strange monster in those days, and the sight put both
+ horse and man into amazement. Some said it was a great crabshell
+ brought out of China, and some imagined it to be one of the pagan
+ temples, in which the canibals adored the divell.
+
+ &mdash;TAYLOR, THE WATER POET.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I have made casual mention, more than once, of one of the Squire&rsquo;s
+ antiquated retainers, old Christy, the huntsman. I find that his crabbed
+ humour is a source of much entertainment among the young men of the
+ family; the Oxonian, particularly, takes a mischievous pleasure, now and
+ then, in slyly rubbing the old man against the grain, and then smoothing
+ him down again; for the old fellow is as ready to bristle up his back as a
+ porcupine. He rides a venerable hunter called Pepper, which is a
+ counterpart of himself, a heady cross-grained animal, that frets the flesh
+ off its bones; bites, kicks, and plays all manner of villainous tricks. He
+ is as tough, and nearly as old as his rider, who has ridden him time out
+ of mind, and is, indeed, the only one that can do any thing with him.
+ Sometimes, however, they have a complete quarrel, and a dispute for
+ mastery, and then, I am told, it is as good as a farce to see the heat
+ they both get into, and the wrong-headed contest that ensues; for they are
+ quite knowing in each other&rsquo;s ways, and in the art of teasing and fretting
+ each other. Notwithstanding these doughty brawls, however, there is
+ nothing that nettles old Christy sooner than to question the merits of the
+ horse; which he upholds as tenaciously as a faithful husband will
+ vindicate the virtues of the termagant spouse, that gives him a curtain
+ lecture every night of his life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The young men call old Christy their &ldquo;professor of equitation;&rdquo; and in
+ accounting for the appellation, they let me into some particulars of the
+ Squire&rsquo;s mode of bringing up his children. There is an odd mixture of
+ eccentricity and good sense in all the opinions of my worthy host. His
+ mind is like modern Gothic, where plain brick-work is set off with pointed
+ arches and quaint tracery. Though the main ground-work of his opinions is
+ correct, yet he has a thousand little notions, picked up from old books,
+ which stand out whimsically on the surface of his mind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus, in educating his boys, he chose Peachem, Markam, and such like old
+ English writers, for his manuals. At an early age he took the lads out of
+ their mother&rsquo;s hands, who was disposed, as mothers are apt to be, to make
+ fine, orderly children of them, that should keep out of sun and rain and
+ never soil their hands, nor tear their clothes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In place of this, the Squire turned them loose to run free and wild about
+ the park, without heeding wind or weather. He was, also, particularly
+ attentive in making them bold and expert horsemen; and these were the days
+ when old Christy, the huntsman, enjoyed great importance, as the lads were
+ put under his care to practise them at the leaping-bars, and to keep an
+ eye upon them in the chase.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Squire always objected to their riding in carriages of any kind, and
+ is still a little tenacious on this point. He often rails against the
+ universal use of carriages, and quotes the words of honest Nashe to that
+ effect. &ldquo;It was thought,&rdquo; says Nashe, in his Quaternio, &ldquo;a kind of
+ solecism, and to savour of effeminacy, for a young gentleman in the
+ flourishing time of his age to creep into a coach, and to shroud himself
+ from wind and weather: our great delight was to outbrave the blustering
+ Boreas upon a great horse; to arm and prepare ourselves to go with Mars
+ and Bellona into the field, was our sport and pastime; coaches and
+ caroches we left unto them for whom they were first invented, for ladies
+ and gentlemen, and decrepit age and impotent people.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Squire insists that the English gentlemen have lost much of their
+ hardiness and manhood, since the introduction of carriages. &ldquo;Compare,&rdquo; he
+ will say, &ldquo;the fine gentleman of former times, ever on horseback, booted
+ and spurred, and travel-stained, but open, frank, manly, and chivalrous,
+ with the fine gentleman of the present day, full of affectation and
+ effeminacy, rolling along a turnpike in his voluptuous vehicle. The young
+ men of those days were rendered brave, and lofty, and generous in their
+ notions, by almost living in their saddles, and having their foaming
+ steeds &lsquo;like proud seas under them.&rsquo; There is something,&rdquo; he adds, &ldquo;in
+ bestriding a fine horse that makes a man feel more than mortal. He seems
+ to have doubled his nature, and to have added to his own courage and
+ sagacity the power, the speed, and stateliness of the superb animal on
+ which he is mounted.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It is a great delight,&rdquo; says old Nashe, &ldquo;to see a young gentleman with
+ his skill and cunning, by his voice, rod, and spur, better to manage and
+ to command the great Bucephalus, than the strongest Milo, with all his
+ strength; one while to see him make him tread, trot, and gallop the ring;
+ and one after to see him make him gather up roundly; to bear his head
+ steadily; to run a full career swiftly; to stop a sudden lightly; anon
+ after to see him make him advance, to yerke, to go back, and sidelong, to
+ turn on either hand; to gallop the gallop galliard; to do the capriole,
+ the chambetta, and dance the curvetty.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In conformity to these ideas, the Squire had them all on horseback at an
+ early age, and made them ride, slapdash, about the country, without
+ flinching at hedge, or ditch, or stone wall, to the imminent danger of
+ their necks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Even the fair Julia was partially included in this system; and, under the
+ instructions of old Christy, has become one of the best horsewomen in the
+ country. The Squire says it is better than all the cosmetics and
+ sweeteners of the breath that ever were invented. He extols the
+ horsemanship of the ladies in former times, when Queen Elizabeth would
+ scarcely suffer the rain to stop her accustomed ride. &ldquo;And then think,&rdquo; he
+ will say, &ldquo;what nobler and sweeter beings it made them. What a difference
+ must there be, both in mind and body, between a joyous, high-spirited dame
+ of those days, glowing with health and exercise, freshened by every breeze
+ that blows, seated loftily and gracefully on her saddle, with plume on
+ head, and hawk on hand, and her descendant of the present day, the pale
+ victim of routs and ball-rooms, sunk languidly in one corner of an
+ enervating carriage.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Squire&rsquo;s equestrian system has been attended with great success; for
+ his sons, having passed through the whole course of instruction without
+ breaking neck or limb, are now healthful, spirited, and active, and have
+ the true Englishman&rsquo;s love for a horse. If their manliness and frankness
+ are praised in their father&rsquo;s hearing, he quotes the old Persian maxim,
+ and says, they have been taught &ldquo;to ride, to shoot, and to speak the
+ truth.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is true, the Oxonian has now and then practised the old gentleman&rsquo;s
+ doctrines a little in the extreme. He is a gay youngster, rather fonder of
+ his horse than his book, with a little dash of the dandy; though the
+ ladies all declare that he is &ldquo;the flower of the flock.&rdquo; The first year
+ that he was sent to Oxford, he had a tutor appointed to overlook him, a
+ dry chip of the university. When he returned home in the vacation, the
+ Squire made many inquiries about how he liked his college, his studies,
+ and his tutor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, as to my tutor, sir, I&rsquo;ve parted with him some time since.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You have! and, pray, why so?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, sir, hunting was all the go at our college, and I was a little short
+ of funds; so I discharged my tutor, and took a horse, you know.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, I was not aware of that, Tom,&rdquo; said the Squire, mildly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Tom returned to college, his allowance was doubled, that he might be
+ enabled to keep both horse and tutor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0020" id="link2H_4_0020"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ LOVE SYMPTOMS.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ I will now begin to sigh, read poets, look pale, go neatly, and be
+ most apparently in love.
+
+ &mdash;MARSTON.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I should not be surprised, if we should have another pair of turtles at
+ the Hall; for Master Simon has informed me, in great confidence, that he
+ suspects the general of some design upon the susceptible heart of Lady
+ Lillycraft. I have, indeed, noticed a growing attention and courtesy in
+ the veteran towards her ladyship; he softens very much in her company,
+ sits by her at table, and entertains her with long stories about
+ Seringapatam, and pleasant anecdotes of the Mulligatawney club. I have
+ even seen him present her with a full-blown rose from the hot-house, in a
+ style of the most captivating gallantry, and it was accepted with great
+ suavity and graciousness; for her ladyship delights in receiving the
+ homage and attention of the sex.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Indeed, the general was one of the earliest admirers that dangled in her
+ train, during her short reign of beauty; and they flirted together for
+ half a season in London, some thirty or forty years since. She reminded
+ him lately, in the course of a conversation about former days, of the time
+ when he used to ride a white horse, and to canter so gallantly by the side
+ of her carriage in Hyde Park; whereupon I have remarked that the veteran
+ has regularly escorted her since, when she rides out on horseback; and, I
+ suspect, he almost persuades himself that he makes as captivating an
+ appearance as in his youthful days.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It would be an interesting and memorable circumstance in the chronicles of
+ Cupid, if this spark of the tender passion, after lying dormant for such a
+ length of time, should again be fanned into a flame, from amidst the ashes
+ of two burnt-out hearts. It would be an instance of perdurable fidelity,
+ worthy of being placed beside those recorded in one of the Squire&rsquo;s
+ favourite tomes, commemorating the constancy of the olden times; in which
+ times, we are told, &ldquo;Men and wymmen coulde love togyders seven yeres, and
+ no licours lustes were betwene them, and thenne was love, trouthe, and
+ feythfulnes; and lo in lyke wyse was used love in King Arthur&rsquo;s dayes."<a
+ href="#linknote-4" name="linknoteref-4" id="linknoteref-4"><small>4</small></a>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="linknote-4" id="linknote-4"> Note--></a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="foot">
+ 4 (<a href="#linknoteref-4">return</a>)<br /> [ Morte d&rsquo; Arthur.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Still, however, this may be nothing but a little venerable flirtation, the
+ general being a veteran dangler, and the good lady habituated to these
+ kind of attentions. Master Simon, on the other hand, thinks the general is
+ looking about him with the wary eye of an old campaigner; and, now that he
+ is on the wane, is desirous of getting into warm winter-quarters. Much
+ allowance, however, must be made for Master Simon&rsquo;s uneasiness on the
+ subject, for he looks on Lady Lillycraft&rsquo;s house as one of his
+ strongholds, where he is lord of the ascendant; and, with all his
+ admiration of the general, I much doubt whether he would like to see him
+ lord of the lady and the establishment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are certain other symptoms, notwithstanding, that give an air of
+ probability to Master Simon&rsquo;s intimations. Thus, for instance, I have
+ observed that the general has been very assiduous in his attentions to her
+ ladyship&rsquo;s dogs, and has several times exposed his fingers to imminent
+ jeopardy, in attemptingto pat Beauty on the head. It is to be hoped his
+ advances to the mistress will be more favourably received, as all his
+ overtures towards a caress are greeted by the pestilent little cur with a
+ wary kindling of the eye, and a most venomous growl.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He has, moreover, been very complaisant towards my lady&rsquo;s gentlewoman, the
+ immaculate Mrs. Hannah, whom he used to speak of in a way that I do not
+ choose to mention. Whether she has the same suspicions with Master Simon
+ or not, I cannot say; but she receives his civilities with no better grace
+ than the implacable Beauty; unscrewing her mouth into a most acid smile,
+ and looking as though she could bite a piece out of him. In short, the
+ poor general seems to have as formidable foes to contend with, as a hero
+ of ancient fairy tale; who had to fight his way to his enchanted princess
+ through ferocious monsters of every kind, and to encounter the brimstone
+ terrors of some fiery dragon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is still another circumstance, which inclines me to give very
+ considerable credit to Master Simon&rsquo;s suspicions. Lady Lillycraft is very
+ fond of quoting poetry, and the conversation often turns upon it, on which
+ occasions the general is thrown completely out. It happened the other day
+ that Spenser&rsquo;s Fairy Queen was the theme for the greater part of the
+ morning, and the poor general sat perfectly silent. I found him not long
+ after in the library, with spectacles on nose, a book in his hand, and
+ fast asleep. On my approach, he awoke, slipt the spectacles into his
+ pocket, and began to read very attentively. After a little while he put a
+ paper in the place, and laid the volume aside, which I perceived was the
+ Fairy Queen. I have had the curiosity to watch how he got on in his
+ poetical studies; but though I have repeatedly seen him with the book in
+ his hand, yet I find the paper has not advanced above three or four pages;
+ the general being extremely apt to fall asleep when he reads.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0021" id="link2H_4_0021"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ FALCONRY.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Ne is there hawk which mantleth on her perch,
+ Whether high tow&rsquo;ring or accousting low,
+ But I the measure of her flight doe search,
+ And all her prey and all her diet know.
+
+ &mdash;SPENSER.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ There are several grand sources of lamentation furnished to the worthy
+ Squire, by the improvement of society and the grievous advancement of
+ knowledge; among which there is none, I believe, that causes him more
+ frequent regret than the unfortunate invention of gunpowder. To this he
+ continually traces the decay of some favourite custom, and, indeed, the
+ general downfall of all chivalrous and romantic usages. &ldquo;English
+ soldiers,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;have never been the men they were in the days of the
+ cross-bow and the long-bow; when they depended upon the strength of the
+ arm, and the English archer could draw a cloth-yard shaft to the head.
+ These were the times when, at the battles of Cressy, Poietiers, and
+ Agincourt, the French chivalry was completely destroyed by the bowmen of
+ England. The yeomanry, too, have never been what they were, when, in times
+ of peace, they were constantly exercised with the bow, and archery was a
+ favourite holiday pastime.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Among the other evils which have followed in the train of this fatal
+ invention of gunpowder, the Squire classes the total decline of the noble
+ art of falconry. &ldquo;Shooting,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;is a skulking, treacherous,
+ solitary sport, in comparison; but hawking was a gallant, open, sunshiny
+ recreation; it was the generous sport of hunting carried into the skies.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It was, moreover,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;according to Braithwate, the stately
+ amusement of &lsquo;high and mounting spirits;&rsquo; for as the old Welsh proverb
+ affirms in those tunes, &lsquo;you might know a gentleman by his hawk, horse,
+ and grayhound.&rsquo; Indeed, a cavalier was seldom seen abroad without his hawk
+ on his fist; and even a lady of rank did not think herself completely
+ equipped, in riding forth, unless she had a tassel-gentel held by jesses
+ on her delicate hand. It was thought in those excellent days, according to
+ an old writer, &lsquo;quite sufficient for noblemen to winde their horn, and to
+ carry their hawke fair; and leave study and learning to the children of
+ mean people.&rsquo;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Knowing the good Squire&rsquo;s hobby, therefore, I have not been surprised at
+ finding that, among the various recreations of former times which he has
+ endeavoured to revive in the little world in which he rules, he has
+ bestowed great attention on the noble art of falconry. In this he, of
+ course, has been seconded by his indefatigable coadjutor, Master Simon;
+ and even the parson has thrown considerable light on their labours, by
+ various hints on the subject, which he has met with in old English works.
+ As to the precious work of that famous dame, Juliana Barnes; the
+ Gentleman&rsquo;s Academie, by Markham; and the other well-known treatises that
+ were the manuals of ancient sportsmen, they have them at their fingers&rsquo;
+ ends; but they have more especially studied some old tapestry in the
+ house, whereon is represented a party of cavaliers and stately dames, with
+ doublets, caps, and flaunting feathers, mounted on horse, with attendants
+ on foot, all in animated pursuit of the game.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Squire has discountenanced the killing of any hawks in his
+ neighbourhood, but gives a liberal bounty for all that are brought him
+ alive; so that the Hall is well stocked with all kinds of birds of prey.
+ On these he and Master Simon have exhausted their patience and ingenuity,
+ endeavouring to &ldquo;reclaim&rdquo; them, as it is termed, and to train them up for
+ the sport; but they have met with continual checks and disappointments.
+ Their feathered school has turned out the most untractable and graceless
+ scholars: nor is it the least of their trouble to drill the retainers who
+ were to act as ushers under them, and to take immediate charge of these
+ refractory birds. Old Christy and the gamekeeper both, for a time, set
+ their faces against the whole plan of education; Christy having been
+ nettled at hearing what he terms a wild-goose chase put on a par with a
+ fox-hunt; and the gamekeeper having always been accustomed to look upon
+ hawks as arrant poachers, which it was his duty to shoot down, and nail,
+ in terrorem, against the out-houses.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Christy has at length taken the matter in hand, but has done still more
+ mischief by his intermeddling. He is as positive and wrong-headed about
+ this, as he is about hunting. Master Simon has continual disputes with
+ him, as to feeding and training the hawks. He reads to him long passages
+ from the old authors I have mentioned; but Christy, who cannot read, has a
+ sovereign contempt for all book-knowledge, and persists in treating the
+ hawks according to his own notions, which are drawn from his experience,
+ in younger days, in the rearing of game-cocks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The consequence is, that, between these jarring systems, the poor, birds
+ have had a most trying and unhappy time of it. Many have fallen victims to
+ Christy&rsquo;s feeding and Master Simon&rsquo;s physicking; for the latter has gone
+ to work <i>secundum artem</i>, and has given them all the vomitings and
+ scourings laid down in the books; never were poor hawks so fed and
+ physicked before. Others have been lost by being but half &ldquo;reclaimed,&rdquo; or
+ tamed; for on being taken into the field, they have &ldquo;raked&rdquo; after the game
+ quite out of hearing of the call, and never returned to school.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All these disappointments had been petty, yet sore grievances to the
+ Squire, and had made him to despond about success. He has lately, however,
+ been made happy by the receipt of a fine Welsh falcon, which Master Simon
+ terms a stately high-flyer. It is a present from the Squire&rsquo;s friend, Sir
+ Watkyn Williams Wynne; and is, no doubt, a descendant of some ancient line
+ of Welsh princes of the air, that have long lorded it over their kingdom
+ of clouds, from Wynnstay to the very summit of Snowden, or the brow of
+ Penmanmawr.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ever since the Squire received this invaluable present, he has been as
+ impatient to sally forth and make proof of it, as was Don Quixote to assay
+ his suit of armour. There have been some demurs as to whether the bird was
+ in proper health and training; but these have been overruled by the
+ vehement desire to play with a new toy; and it has been determined, right
+ or wrong, in season or out of season, to have a day&rsquo;s sport in hawking
+ to-morrow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Hall, as usual, whenever the Squire is about to make some new sally on
+ his hobby, is all agog with the thing. Miss Templeton, who is brought up
+ in reverence for all her guardian&rsquo;s humours, has proposed to be of the
+ party; and Lady Lillycraft has talked also of riding out to the scene of
+ action and looking on. This has gratified the old gentleman extremely; he
+ hails it as an auspicious omen of the revival of falconry, and does not
+ despair but the time will come when it will be again the pride of a fine
+ lady to carry about a noble falcon, in preference to a parrot or a
+ lap-dog.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have amused myself with the bustling preparations of that busy spirit,
+ Master Simon, and the continual thwartings he receives from that genuine
+ son of a pepper-box, old Christy. They have had half-a-dozen consultations
+ about how the hawk is to be prepared for the morning&rsquo;s sport. Old Nimrod,
+ as usual, has always got in a pet, upon which Master Simon has invariably
+ given up the point, observing, in a good-humoured tone, &ldquo;Well, well, have
+ it your own way, Christy; only don&rsquo;t put yourself in a passion;&rdquo; a reply
+ which always nettles the old man ten times more than ever.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0022" id="link2H_4_0022"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ HAWKING.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ The soaring hawk, from fist that flies,
+ Her falconer doth constrain
+ Some times to range the ground about
+ To find her out again;
+ And if by sight or sound of bell,
+ His falcon he may see,
+ Wo ho! he cries, with cheerful voice&mdash;
+ The gladdest man is he.
+
+ &mdash;<i>Handful of Pleasant Delites</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ At an early hour this morning, the Hall was in a bustle preparing for the
+ sport of the day. I heard Master Simon whistling and singing under my
+ window at sunrise, as he was preparing the jesses for the hawk&rsquo;s legs, and
+ could distinguish now and then a stanza of one of his favourite old
+ ditties:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;In peascod time, when hound to horn
+ Gives note that buck be kill&rsquo;d;
+ And little boy, with pipe of corn,
+ Is tending sheep a-field,&rdquo; &amp;c.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ A hearty breakfast, well flanked by cold meats, was served up in the great
+ hall. The whole garrison of retainers and hangers-on were in motion,
+ re-enforced by volunteer idlers from the village. The horses were led up
+ and down before the door; every body had something to say, and something
+ to do, and hurried hither and thither; there was a direful yelping of
+ dogs; some that were to accompany us being eager to set off, and others
+ that were to stay at home being whipped back to their kennels. In short,
+ for once, the good Squire&rsquo;s mansion might have been taken as a good
+ specimen of one of the rantipole establishments of the good old feudal
+ times.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Breakfast being finished, the chivalry of the Hall prepared to take the
+ field. The fair Julia was of the party, in a hunting-dress, with a light
+ plume of feathers in her riding-hat. As she mounted her favourite
+ galloway, I remarked, with pleasure, that old Christy forgot his usual
+ crustiness, and hastened to adjust her saddle and bridle. He touched his
+ cap, as she smiled on him, and thanked him; and then, looking round at the
+ other attendants, gave a knowing nod of his head, in which I read pride
+ and exultation at the charming appearance of his pupil.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lady Lillycraft had likewise determined to witness the sport. She was
+ dressed in her broad white beaver, tied under the chin, and a riding-habit
+ of the last century. She rode her sleek, ambling pony, whose motion was as
+ easy as a rocking-chair; and was gallantly escorted by the general, who
+ looked not unlike one of the doughty heroes in the old prints of the
+ battle of Blenheim. The parson, likewise, accompanied her on the other
+ side; for this was a learned amusement, in which he took great interest;
+ and, indeed, had given much counsel, from his knowledge of old customs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length every thing was arranged, and off we set from the Hall. The
+ exercise on horseback puts one in fine spirits; and the scene was gay and
+ animating. The young men of the family accompanied Miss Templeton. She sat
+ lightly and gracefully in her saddle, her plumes dancing and waving in the
+ air; and the group had a charming effect, as they appeared and disappeared
+ among the trees, cantering along, with the bounding animation of youth.
+ The Squire and Master Simon rode together, accompanied by old Christy,
+ mounted on Pepper. The latter bore the hawk on his fist, as he insisted
+ the bird was most accustomed to him. There was a rabble rout on foot,
+ composed of retainers from the Hall, and some idlers from the village,
+ with two or three spaniels, for the purpose of starting the game.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A kind of corps de reserve came on quietly in the rear, composed of Lady
+ Lillycraft, General Harbottle, the parson, and a fat footman. Her ladyship
+ ambled gently along on her pony, while the general, mounted on a tall
+ hunter, looked down upon her with an air of the most protecting gallantry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For my part, being no sportsman, I kept with this last party, or rather
+ lagged behind, that I might take in the whole picture; and the parson
+ occasionally slackened his pace, and jogged on in company with me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sport led us at some distance from the Hall, in a soft meadow, reeking
+ with the moist verdure of spring. A little river ran through it, bordered
+ by willows, which had put forth their tender early foliage. The sportsmen
+ were in quest of herons, which were said to keep about this stream.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was some disputing, already, among the leaders of the sport. The
+ Squire, Master Simon, and old Christy, came every now and then to a pause,
+ to consult together, like the field officers in an army; and I saw, by
+ certain motions of the head, that Christy was as positive as any old
+ wrong-headed German commander.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As we were prancing up this quiet meadow, every sound we made was answered
+ by a distinct echo, from the sunny wall of an old building, that lay on
+ the opposite margin of the stream; and I paused to listen to this &ldquo;spirit
+ of a sound,&rdquo; which seems to love such quiet and beautiful places. The
+ parson informed me that this was the ruin of an ancient grange, and was
+ supposed, by the country people, to be haunted by a dobbie, a kind of
+ rural sprite, something like Robin-good-fellow. They often fancied the
+ echo to be the voice of the dobbie answering them, and were rather shy of
+ disturbing it after dark. He added, that the Squire was very careful of
+ this ruin, on account of the superstition connected with it. As I
+ considered this local habitation of an &ldquo;airy nothing,&rdquo; I called to mind
+ the fine description of an echo in Webster&rsquo;s Duchess of Malfry:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &mdash;&ldquo;Yond side o&rsquo; th&rsquo; river lies a wall,
+ Piece of a cloister, which, in my opinion,
+ Gives the best echo that you ever heard:
+ So plain in the distinction of our words,
+ That many have supposed it a spirit
+ That answers.&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ The parson went on to comment on a pleasing and fanciful appellation which
+ the Jews of old gave to the echo, which they called Bath-kool, that is to
+ say, &ldquo;the daughter of the voice;&rdquo; they considered it an oracle, supplying
+ in the second temple the want of the urim and thummim, with which the
+ first was honoured.<a href="#linknote-5" name="linknoteref-5"
+ id="linknoteref-5"><small>5</small></a> The little man was just entering
+ very largely and learnedly upon the subject, when we were startled by a
+ prodigious bawling, shouting, and yelping. A flight of crows, alarmed by
+ the approach of our forces, had suddenly risen from a meadow; a cry was
+ put up by the rabble rout on foot&mdash;&ldquo;Now, Christy! now is your time,
+ Christy!&rdquo; The Squire and Master Simon, who were beating up the river banks
+ In quest of a heron, called out eagerly to Christy to keep quiet; the old
+ man, vexed and bewildered by the confusion of voices, completely lost his
+ head; in his flurry he slipped off the hood, cast off the falcon, and away
+ flew the crows, and away soared the hawk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="linknote-5" id="linknote-5"> Note--></a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="foot">
+ 5 (<a href="#linknoteref-5">return</a>)<br /> [ Bekker&rsquo;s Monde enchanté.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had paused on a rising ground, close to Lady Lillycraft and her escort,
+ from whence I had a good view of the sport. I was pleased with the
+ appearance of the party in the meadow, riding along in the direction that
+ the bird flew; their bright beaming faces turned up to the bright skies as
+ they watched the game; the attendants on foot scampering along, looking
+ up, and calling out; and the dogs bounding and yelping with clamorous
+ sympathy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The hawk had singled out a quarry from among the carrion crew. It was
+ curious to see the efforts of the two birds to get above each other; one
+ to make the fatal swoop, the other to avoid it. Now they crossed athwart a
+ bright feathery cloud, and now they were against the clear blue sky. I
+ confess, being no sportsman, I was more interested for the poor bird that
+ was striving for its life, than for the hawk that was playing the part of
+ a mercenary soldier. At length the hawk got the upper hand, and made a
+ rushing stoop at her quarry, but the latter made as sudden a surge
+ downwards, and slanting up again, evaded the blow, screaming and making
+ the best of his way for a dry tree on the brow of a neighbouring hill;
+ while the hawk, disappointed of her blow, soared up again into the air,
+ and appeared to be &ldquo;raking&rdquo; off. It was in vain old Christy called, and
+ whistled, and endeavoured to lure her down: she paid no regard to him;
+ and, indeed, his calls were drowned in the shouts and yelps of the army of
+ militia that had followed him into the field.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Just then an exclamation from Lady Lillycraft made me turn my head. I
+ beheld a complete confusion among the sportsmen in the little vale below
+ us. They were galloping and running towards the edge of a bank; and I was
+ shocked to see Miss Templeton&rsquo;s horse galloping at large without his
+ rider. I rode to the place to which the others were hurrying, and when I
+ reached the bank, which almost overhung the stream, I saw at the foot of
+ it, the fair Julia, pale, bleeding, and apparently lifeless, supported in
+ the arms of her frantic lover.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In galloping heedlessly along, with her eyes turned upward, she had
+ unwarily approached too near the bank; it had given way with her, and she
+ and her horse had been precipitated to the pebbled margin of the river.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I never saw greater consternation. The captain was distracted; Lady
+ Lillycraft fainting; the Squire in dismay, and Master Simon at his wit&rsquo;s
+ end. The beautiful creature at length showed signs of returning life; she
+ opened her eyes; looked around her upon the anxious group, and
+ comprehending in a moment the nature of the scene, gave a sweet smile, and
+ putting her hand in her lover&rsquo;s, exclaimed, feebly, &ldquo;I am not much hurt,
+ Guy!&rdquo; I could have taken her to my heart for that single exclamation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was found, indeed, that she had escaped almost miraculously, with a
+ contusion on the head, a sprained ankle, and some slight bruises. After
+ her wound was stanched, she was taken to a neighbouring cottage, until a
+ carriage could be summoned to convey her home; and when this had arrived,
+ the cavalcade which had issued forth so gayly on this enterprise, returned
+ slowly and pensively to the Hall.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had been charmed by the generous spirit shown by this young creature,
+ who, amidst pain and danger, had been anxious only to relieve the distress
+ of those around her. I was gratified, therefore, by the universal concern
+ displayed by the domestics on our return. They came crowding down the
+ avenue, each eager to render assistance. The butler stood ready with some
+ curiously delicate cordial; the old housekeeper was provided with
+ half-a-dozen nostrums, prepared by her own hands, according to the family
+ receipt-book; while her niece, the melting Phoebe, having no other way of
+ assisting, stood wringing her hands, and weeping aloud.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The most material effect that is likely to follow this accident, is a
+ postponement of the nuptials, which were close at hand. Though I
+ commiserate the impatience of the captain on that account, yet I shall not
+ otherwise be sorry at the delay, as it will give me a better opportunity
+ of studying the characters here assembled, with which I grow more and more
+ entertained.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I cannot but perceive that the worthy Squire is quite disconcerted at the
+ unlucky result of his hawking experiment, and this unfortunate
+ illustration of his eulogy on female equitation. Old Christy, too, is very
+ waspish, having been sorely twitted by Master Simon for having let his
+ hawk fly at carrion. As to the falcon, in the confusion occasioned by the
+ fair Julia&rsquo;s disaster, the bird was totally forgotten. I make no doubt she
+ has made the best of her way back to the hospitable Hall of Sir Watkyn
+ Williams Wynne; and may very possibly, at this present writing, be pluming
+ her wings among the breezy bowers of Wynnstay.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0023" id="link2H_4_0023"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ ST. MARK&rsquo;S EVE.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ O &lsquo;t is a fearful thing to be no more.
+ Or if to be, to wander after death!
+ To walk as spirits do, in brakes all day,
+ And, when the darkness comes, to glide in paths
+ That lead to graves; and in the silent vault,
+ Where lies your own pale shroud, to hover o&rsquo;er it,
+ Striving to enter your forbidden corpse.
+
+ &mdash;DRYDEN.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The conversation this evening at the supper-table took a curious turn, on
+ the subject of a superstition, formerly very prevalent in this part of the
+ country, relative to the present night of the year, which is the Eve of
+ St. Mark&rsquo;s. It was believed, the parson informed us, that if any one would
+ watch in the church porch on this eve, for three successive years, from
+ eleven to one o&rsquo;clock at night, he would see, on the third year, the
+ shades of those of the parish who were to die in the course of the year,
+ pass by him into church, clad in their usual apparel.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dismal as such a sight would be, he assured us that it was formerly a
+ frequent thing for persons to make the necessary vigils. He had known more
+ than one instance in his time. One old woman, who pretended to have seen
+ this phantom procession, was an object of great awe for the whole year
+ afterwards, and caused much uneasiness and mischief. If she shook her head
+ mysteriously at a person, it was like a death-warrant; and she had nearly
+ caused the death of a sick person, by looking ruefully in at the window.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was also an old man, not many years since, of a sullen, melancholy
+ temperament, who had kept two vigils, and began to excite some talk in the
+ village, when, fortunately for the public comfort, he died shortly after
+ his third watching; very probably from a cold that he had taken, as the
+ night was tempestuous. It was reported about the village, however, that he
+ had seen his own phantom pass by him into the church.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This led to the mention of another superstition of an equally strange and
+ melancholy kind, which, however, is chiefly confined to Wales. It is
+ respecting what are called corpse-candles, little wandering fires, of a
+ pale bluish light, that move about like tapers in the open air, and are
+ supposed to designate the way some corpse is to go. One was seen at
+ Lanyler, late at night, hovering up and down, along the bank of the
+ Istwith, and was watched by the neighbours until they were tired, and went
+ to bed. Not long afterwards there came a comely country lass, from
+ Montgomeryshire, to see her friends, who dwelt on the opposite side of the
+ river. She thought to ford the stream at the very place where the light
+ had been first seen, but was dissuaded on account of the height of the
+ flood. She walked to and fro along the bank, just where the candle had
+ moved, waiting for the subsiding of the water. She at length endeavored to
+ cross, but the poor girl was drowned in the attempt.<a href="#linknote-6"
+ name="linknoteref-6" id="linknoteref-6"><small>6</small></a>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="linknote-6" id="linknote-6"> Note--></a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="foot">
+ 6 (<a href="#linknoteref-6">return</a>)<br /> [ Aubrey&rsquo;s Miscel.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was something mournful in this little anecdote of rural
+ superstition, that seemed to affect all the listeners. Indeed, it is
+ curious to remark how completely a conversation of the kind will absorb
+ the attention of a circle, and sober down its gayety, however boisterous.
+ By degrees I noticed that every one was leaning forward over the table,
+ with eyes earnestly fixed upon the parson; and at the mention of
+ corpse-candles which had been seen about the chamber of a young lady who
+ died on the eve of her wedding-day, Lady Lillycraft turned pale.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have witnessed the introduction of stories of the kind into various
+ evening circles; they were often commenced in jest, and listened to with
+ smiles; but I never knew the most gay or the most enlightened of
+ audiences, that were not, if the conversation continued for any length of
+ time, completely and solemnly interested in it. There is, I believe, a
+ degree of superstition lurking in every mind; and I doubt if any one can
+ thoroughly examine all his secret notions and impulses, without detecting
+ it, hidden, perhaps, even from himself. It seems, in fact, to be a part of
+ our nature, like instinct in animals, acting independently of our reason.
+ It is often found existing in lofty natures, especially those that are
+ poetical and aspiring. A great and extraordinary poet of our day, whose
+ life and writings evince a mind subject to powerful exaltations, is said
+ to believe in omens and secret intimations. Caesar, it is well known, was
+ greatly under the influence of such belief; and Napoleon had his good and
+ evil days, and his presiding star.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to the worthy parson, I have no doubt that he is strongly inclined to
+ superstition. He is naturally credulous, and passes so much of his time
+ searching out popular traditions and supernatural tales, that his mind has
+ probably become infected by them. He has lately been immersed in the
+ Demonolatria of Nicholas Remigus, concerning supernatural occurrences in
+ Lorraine, and the writings of Joachimus Camerius, called by Vossius the
+ Phoenix of Germany; and he entertains the ladies with stories from them,
+ that make them almost afraid to go to bed at night. I have been charmed
+ myself with some of the wild little superstitions which he has adduced
+ from Blefkénius, Scheffer, and others, such as those of the Laplanders
+ about the domestic spirits which wake them at night, and summon them to go
+ and fish; of Thor, the deity of thunder, who has power of life and death,
+ health and sickness, and who, armed with the rainbow, shoots his arrows at
+ those evil demons that live on the tops of rocks and mountains, and infest
+ the lakes; of the Jubles or Juhlafolket, vagrant troops of spirits, which
+ roam the air, and wander up and down by forests and mountains, and the
+ moonlight sides of hills.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The parson never openly professes his belief in ghosts, but I have
+ remarked that he has a suspicious way of pressing great names into the
+ defence of supernatural doctrines, and making philosophers and saints
+ fight for him. He expatiates at large on the opinions of the ancient
+ philosophers about larves, or nocturnal phantoms, the spirits of the
+ wicked, which wandered like exiles about the earth; and about those
+ spiritual beings which abode in the air, but descended occasionally to
+ earth, and mingled among mortals, acting as agents between them and the
+ gods. He quotes also from Philo the rabbi, the contemporary of the
+ apostles, and, according to some, the friend of St. Paul, who says that
+ the air is full of spirits of different ranks; some destined to exist for
+ a time in mortal bodies, from which being emancipated, they pass and
+ repass between heaven and earth, as agents or messengers in the service of
+ the deity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the worthy little man assumes a bolder tone, when he quotes from the
+ fathers of the church; such as St. Jerome, who gives it as the opinion of
+ all the doctors, that the air is filled with powers opposed to each other;
+ and Lactantius, who says that corrupt and dangerous spirits wander over
+ the earth, and seek to console themselves for their own fall by effecting
+ the ruin of the human race; and Clemens Alexandrinus, who is of opinion
+ that the souls of the blessed have knowledge of what passes among men, the
+ same as angels have.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am now alone in my chamber, but these themes have taken such hold of my
+ imagination, that I cannot sleep. The room in which I sit is just fitted
+ to foster such a state of mind. The walls are hung with tapestry, the
+ figures of which are faded, and look like unsubstantial shapes melting
+ away from sight. Over the fire-place is the portrait of a lady, who,
+ according to the housekeeper&rsquo;s tradition, pined to death for the loss of
+ her lover in the battle of Blenheim. She has a most pale and plaintive
+ countenance, and seems to fix her eyes mournfully upon me. The family have
+ long since retired. I have heard their steps die away, and the distant
+ doors clap to after them. The murmur of voices, and the peal of remote
+ laughter, no longer reach the ear. The clock from the church, in which so
+ many of the former inhabitants of this house lie buried, has chimed the
+ awful hour of midnight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have sat by the window and mused upon the dusky landscape, watching the
+ lights disappearing, one by one, from the distant village; and the moon
+ rising in her silent majesty, and leading up all the silver pomp of
+ heaven. As I have gazed upon these quiet groves and shadowy lawns,
+ silvered over, and imperfectly lighted by streaks of dewy moonshine, my
+ mind has been crowded by &ldquo;thick-coming fancies&rdquo; concerning those spiritual
+ beings which
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;walk the earth
+ Unseen, both when we wake and when we sleep.&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Are there, indeed, such beings? Is this space between us and the deity
+ filled up by innumerable orders of spiritual beings, forming the same
+ gradations between the human soul and divine perfection, that we see
+ prevailing from humanity downwards to the meanest insect? It is a sublime
+ and beautiful doctrine, inculcated by the early fathers, that there are
+ guardian angels appointed to watch over cities and nations; to take care
+ of the welfare of good men, and to guard and guide the steps of helpless
+ infancy. &ldquo;Nothing,&rdquo; says St. Jerome, &ldquo;gives up a greater idea of the
+ dignity of our soul, than that God has given each of us, at the moment of
+ our birth, an angel to have care of it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Even the doctrine of departed spirits returning to visit the scenes and
+ beings which were dear to them during the body&rsquo;s existence, though it has
+ been debased by the absurd superstitions of the vulgar, in itself is
+ awfully solemn and sublime.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ However lightly it may be ridiculed, yet the attention involuntarily
+ yielded to it whenever it is made the subject of serious discussion; its
+ prevalence in all ages and countries, and even among newly-discovered
+ nations, that have had no previous interchange of thought with other parts
+ of the world, prove it to be one of those mysteries, and almost
+ instinctive beliefs, to which, if left to ourselves, we should naturally
+ incline.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In spite of all the pride of reason and philosophy, a vague doubt will
+ still lurk in the mind, and perhaps will never be perfectly eradicated; as
+ it is concerning a matter that does not admit of positive demonstration.
+ Every thing connected with our spiritual nature is full of doubt and
+ difficulty. &ldquo;We are fearfully and wonderfully made;&rdquo; we are surrounded by
+ mysteries, and we are mysteries even to ourselves. Who yet has been able
+ to comprehend and describe the nature of the soul, its connection with the
+ body, or in what part of the frame it is situated? We know merely that it
+ does exist; but whence it came, and when it entered into us, and how it is
+ retained, and where it is seated, and how it operates, are all matters of
+ mere speculation, and contradictory theories. If, then, we are thus
+ ignorant of this spiritual essence, even while it forms a part of
+ ourselves, and is continually present to our consciousness, how can we
+ pretend to ascertain or to deny its powers and operations when released
+ from its fleshy prison-house? It is more the manner, therefore, in which
+ this superstition has been degraded, than its intrinsic absurdity, that
+ has brought it into contempt. Raise it above the frivolous purposes to
+ which it has been applied, strip it of the gloom and horror with which it
+ has been surrounded, and there is none of the whole circle of visionary
+ creeds that could more delightfully elevate the imagination, or more
+ tenderly affect the heart. It would become a sovereign comfort at the bed
+ of death, soothing the bitter tear wrung from us by the agony of our
+ mortal separation. What could be more consoling than the idea, that the
+ souls of those whom we once loved were permitted to return and watch over
+ our welfare?&mdash;that affectionate and guardian spirits sat by our
+ pillows when we slept, keeping a vigil over our most helpless hours?&mdash;that
+ beauty and innocence which had languished into the tomb, yet smiled unseen
+ around us, revealing themselves in those blest dreams wherein we live over
+ again the hours of past endearment? A belief of this kind would, I should
+ think, be a new incentive to virtue; rendering us circumspect even in our
+ most secret moments, from the idea that those we once loved and honoured
+ were invisible witnesses of all our actions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It would take away, too, from that loneliness and destitution which we are
+ apt to feel more and more as we get on in our pilgrimage through the
+ wilderness of this world, and find that those who set forward with us,
+ lovingly and cheerily, on the journey, have, one by one, dropped away from
+ our side. Place the superstition in this light, and I confess I should
+ like to be a believer in it. I see nothing in it that is incompatible with
+ the tender and merciful nature of our religion, nor revolting to the
+ wishes and affections of the heart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are departed beings that I have loved as I never again shall love in
+ this world;&mdash;that have loved me as I never again shall be loved! If
+ such beings do ever retain in their blessed spheres the attachments which
+ they felt on earth&mdash;if they take an interest in the poor concerns of
+ transient mortality, and are permitted to hold communion with those whom
+ they have loved on earth, I feel as if now, at this deep hour of night, in
+ this silence and solitude, I could receive their visitation with the most
+ solemn, but unalloyed delight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In truth, such visitations would be too happy for this world; they would
+ be incompatible with the nature of this imperfect state of being. We are
+ here placed in a mere scene of spiritual thraldom and restraint. Our souls
+ are shut in and limited by bounds and barriers; shackled by mortal
+ infirmities, and subject to all the gross impediments of matter. In vain
+ would they seek to act independently of the body, and to mingle together
+ in spiritual intercourse. They can only act here through their fleshy
+ organs. Their earthly loves are made up of transient embraces and long
+ separations. The most intimate friendship, of what brief and scattered
+ portions of time does it consist! We take each other by the hand, and we
+ exchange a few words and looks of kindness, and we rejoice together for a
+ few short moments-and then days, months, years intervene, and we see and
+ know nothing of each other. Or, granting that we dwell together for the
+ full season of this our mortal life, the grave soon closes its gates
+ between us, and then our spirits are doomed to remain in separation and
+ widowhood; until they meet again in that more perfect state of being,
+ where soul will dwell with soul in blissful communion, and there will be
+ neither death, nor absence, nor any thing else to interrupt our felicity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the foregoing paper, I have alluded to the writings of some of the old
+ Jewish rabbis. They abound with wild theories; but among them are many
+ truly poetical flights; and their ideas are often very beautifully
+ expressed. Their speculations on the nature of angels are curious and
+ fanciful, though much resembling the doctrines of the ancient
+ philosophers. In the writings of the Rabbi Eleazer is an account of the
+ temptation of our first parents, and the fall of the angels, which the
+ parson pointed out to me as having probably furnished some of the
+ groundwork for &ldquo;Paradise Lost.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ According to Eleazer, the ministering angels said to the Deity, &ldquo;What is
+ there in man, that thou makest him of such importance? Is he any thing
+ else than vanity? for he can scarcely reason a little on terrestrial
+ things.&rdquo; To which God replied, &ldquo;Do you imagine that I will be exalted and
+ glorified only by you here above? I am the same below that I am here. Who
+ is there among you that can call all the creatures by their names?&rdquo; There
+ was none found among them that could do so. At that moment Adam arose, and
+ called all the creatures by their names. Seeing which, the ministering
+ angels said among themselves, &ldquo;Let us consult together how we may cause
+ Adam to sin against the Creator, otherwise he will not fail to become our
+ master.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sammaël, who was a great prince in the heavens, was present at this
+ council, with the saints of the first order, and the seraphim of six
+ bands. Sammaël chose several out of the twelve orders to accompany him,
+ and descended below, for the purpose of visiting all the creatures which
+ God had created. He found none more cunning and more fit to do evil than
+ the serpent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Rabbi then treats of the seduction and the fall of man; of the
+ consequent fall of the demon, and the punishment which God inflicted on
+ Adam, Eve, and the serpent. &ldquo;He made them all come before him; pronounced
+ nine maledictions on Adam and Eve, and condemned them to suffer death; and
+ he precipitated Sammaël and all his band from heaven. He cut off the feet
+ of the serpent, which had before the figure of a camel (Sammaël having
+ been mounted on him), and he cursed him among all beasts and animals.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0024" id="link2H_4_0024"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ GENTILITY.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &mdash;&mdash;&mdash;True Gentrie standeth in the trade
+ Of virtuous life, not in the fleshy line;
+ For bloud is knit, but Gentrie is divine.
+
+ &mdash;<i>Mirror for Magistrates</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I have mentioned some peculiarities of the Squire in the education of his
+ sons; but I would not have it thought that his instructions were directed
+ chiefly to their personal accomplishments. He took great pains also to
+ form their minds, and to inculcate what he calls good old English
+ principles, such as are laid down in the writings of Peachem and his
+ contemporaries. There is one author of whom he cannot speak without
+ indignation, which is Chesterfield. He avers that he did much, for a time,
+ to injure the true national character, and to introduce, instead of open,
+ manly sincerity, a hollow, perfidious courtliness. &ldquo;His maxims,&rdquo; he
+ affirms, &ldquo;were calculated to chill the delightful enthusiasm of youth; to
+ make them ashamed of that romance which is the dawn of generous manhood,
+ and to impart to them a cold polish and a premature worldliness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Many of Lord Chesterfield&rsquo;s maxims would make a young man a mere man of
+ pleasure; but an English gentleman should not be a mere man of pleasure.
+ He has no right to such selfish indulgence. His ease, his leisure, his
+ opulence, are debts due to his country, which he must ever stand ready to
+ discharge. He should be a man at all points; simple, frank, courteous,
+ intelligent, accomplished, and informed; upright, intrepid, and
+ disinterested; one that can mingle among freemen; that can cope with
+ statesmen; that can champion his country and its rights, either at home or
+ abroad. In a country like England, where there is such free and unbounded
+ scope for the exertion of intellect, and where opinion and example have
+ such weight with the people, every gentleman of fortune and leisure should
+ feel himself bound to employ himself in some way towards promoting the
+ prosperity or glory of the nation. In a country where intellect and action
+ are trammelled and restrained, men of rank and fortune may become idlers
+ and triflers with impunity; but an English coxcomb is inexcusable; and
+ this, perhaps, is the reason why he is the most offensive and
+ insupportable coxcomb in the world.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Squire, as Frank Bracebridge informs me, would often hold forth in
+ this manner to his sons, when they were about leaving the paternal roof;
+ one to travel abroad, one to go to the army, and one to the university. He
+ used to have them with him in the library, which is hung with the
+ portraits of Sidney, Surrey, Raleigh, Wyat, and others. &ldquo;Look at those
+ models of true English gentlemen, my sons,&rdquo; he would say with enthusiasm;
+ &ldquo;those were men that wreathed the graces of the most delicate and refined
+ taste around the stern virtues of the soldier; that mingled what was
+ gentle and gracious, with what was hardy and manly; that possessed the
+ true chivalry of spirit, which is the exalted essence of manhood. They are
+ the lights by which the youth of the country should array themselves. They
+ were the patterns and idols of their country at home; they were the
+ illustrators of its dignity abroad. &lsquo;Surrey,&rsquo; says Camden, &lsquo;was the first
+ nobleman that illustrated his high birth with the beauty of learning. He
+ was acknowledged to be the gallantest man, the politest lover, and the
+ completest gentleman of his time.&rsquo; And as to Wyat, his friend Surrey most
+ amiably testifies of him, that his person was majestic and beautiful, his
+ visage &lsquo;stern and mild;&rsquo; that he sung, and played the lute with remarkable
+ sweetness; spoke foreign languages with grace and fluency, and possessed
+ an inexhaustible fund of wit. And see what a high commendation is passed
+ upon these illustrious friends: &lsquo;They were the two chieftains, who, having
+ travelled into Italy, and there tasted the sweet and stately measures and
+ style of the Italian poetry, greatly polished our rude and homely manner
+ of vulgar poetry from what it had been before, and therefore may be justly
+ called the reformers of our English poetry and style.&rsquo; And Sir Philip
+ Sidney, who has left us such monuments of elegant thought, and generous
+ sentiment, and who illustrated his chivalrous spirit so gloriously in the
+ field. And Sir Walter Raleigh, the elegant courtier, the intrepid soldier,
+ the enterprising discoverer, the enlightened philosopher, the magnanimous
+ martyr. These are the men for English gentlemen to study. Chesterfield,
+ with his cold and courtly maxims, would have chilled and impoverished such
+ spirits. He would have blighted all the budding romance of their
+ temperaments. Sidney would never have written his Arcadia, nor Surrey have
+ challenged the world in vindication of the beauties of his Geraldine.
+ &ldquo;These are the men, my sons,&rdquo; the Squire will continue, &ldquo;that show to what
+ our national character may be exalted, when its strong and powerful
+ qualities are duly wrought up and refined. The solidest bodies are capable
+ of the highest polish; and there is no character that may be wrought to a
+ more exquisite and unsullied brightness, than that of the true English
+ gentleman.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Guy was about to depart for the army, the Squire again took him
+ aside, and gave him a long exhortation. He warned him against that
+ affectation of cool-blooded indifference, which he was told was cultivated
+ by the young British officers, among whom it was a study to &ldquo;sink the
+ soldier&rdquo; in the mere man of fashion. &ldquo;A soldier,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;without pride
+ and enthusiasm in his profession, is a mere sanguinary hireling. Nothing
+ distinguishes him from the mercenary bravo, but a spirit of patriotism, or
+ a thirst for glory. It is the fashion now-a-days, my son,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;to
+ laugh at the spirit of chivalry; when that spirit is really extinct, the
+ profession of the soldier becomes a mere trade of blood.&rdquo; He then set
+ before him the conduct of Edward the Black Prince, who is his mirror of
+ chivalry; valiant, generous, affable, humane; gallant in the field. But
+ when he came to dwell on his courtesy toward his prisoner, the king of
+ France; how he received him in his tent, rather as a conqueror than as a
+ captive; attended on him at table like one of his retinue; rode uncovered
+ beside him on his entry into London, mounted on a common palfrey, while
+ his prisoner was mounted in state on a white steed of stately beauty; the
+ tears of enthusiasm stood in the old gentleman&rsquo;s eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Finally, on taking leave, the good Squire put in his son&rsquo;s hands, as a
+ manual, one of his favourite old volumes, the life of the Chevalier
+ Bayard, by Godefroy; on a blank page of which he had written an extract
+ from the Morte d&rsquo;Arthur, containing the eulogy of Sir Ector over the body
+ of Sir Launcelot of the Lake, which the Squire considers as comprising the
+ excellencies of a true soldier. &ldquo;Ah, Sir Launcelot! thou wert head of all
+ Christian knights; now there thou liest: thou wert never matched of none
+ earthly knights-hands. And thou wert the curtiest knight that ever bare
+ shield. And thou wert the truest friend to thy lover that ever bestrood
+ horse; and thou wert the truest lover of a sinfull man that ever loved
+ woman. And thou wert the kindest man that ever strook with sword; and thou
+ wert the goodliest person that ever came among the presse of knights. And
+ thou wert the meekest man and the gentlest that ever eate in hall among
+ ladies. And thou wert the sternest knight to thy mortal foe that ever put
+ speare in the rest.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0025" id="link2H_4_0025"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ FORTUNE-TELLING.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Each city, each town, and every village,
+ Affords us either an alms or pillage.
+ And if the weather be cold and raw.
+ Then in a barn we tumble on straw.
+ If warm and fair, by yea-cock and nay-cock,
+ The fields will afford us a hedge or a hay-cock.
+
+ &mdash;<i>Merry Beggars</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ As I was walking one evening with the Oxonian, Master Simon, and the
+ general, in a meadow not far from the village, we heard the sound of a
+ fiddle, rudely played, and looking in the direction from whence it came,
+ we saw a thread of smoke curling up from among the trees. The sound of
+ music is always attractive; for, wherever there is music, there is
+ good-humour, or good-will. We passed along a footpath, and had a peep
+ through a break in the hedge, at the musician and his party, when the
+ Oxonian gave us a wink, and told us that if we would follow him we should
+ have some sport.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It proved to be a gipsy encampment, consisting of three or four little
+ cabins, or tents, made of blankets and sail-cloth, spread over hoops that
+ were stuck in the ground. It was on one side of a green lane, close under
+ a hawthorn hedge, with a broad beech-tree spreading above it. A small rill
+ tinkled along close by, through the fresh sward, that looked like a
+ carpet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A tea-kettle was hanging by a crooked piece of iron, over a fire made from
+ dry sticks and leaves, and two old gipsies, in red cloaks, sat crouched on
+ the grass, gossiping over their evening cup of tea; for these creatures,
+ though they live in the open air, have their ideas of fireside comforts.
+ There were two or three children sleeping on the straw with which the
+ tents were littered; a couple of donkeys were grazing in the lane, and a
+ thievish-looking dog was lying before the fire. Some of the younger
+ gipsies were dancing to the music of a fiddle, played by a tall, slender
+ stripling, in an old frock-coat, with a peacock&rsquo;s feather stuck in his
+ hat-band.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As we approached, a gipsy girl, with a pair of fine, roguish eyes, came
+ up, and, as usual, offered to tell our fortunes. I could not but admire a
+ certain degree of slattern elegance about the baggage. Her long black
+ silken hair was curiously plaited in numerous small braids, and
+ negligently put up in a picturesque style that a painter might have been
+ proud to have devised.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Her dress was of figured chintz, rather ragged, and not over-clean but of
+ a variety of most harmonious and agreeable colours; for these beings have
+ a singularly fine eye for colours. Her straw hat was in her hand, and a
+ red cloak thrown over one arm.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Oxonian offered at once to have his fortune told, and the girl began
+ with the usual volubility of her race; but he drew her on one side, near
+ the hedge, as he said he had no idea of having his secrets overheard. I
+ saw he was talking to her instead of she to him, and by his glancing
+ towards us now and then, that he was giving the baggage some private
+ hints. When they returned to us, he assumed a very serious air. &ldquo;Zounds!&rdquo;
+ said he, &ldquo;it&rsquo;s very astonishing how these creatures come by their
+ knowledge; this girl has told me some things that I thought no one knew
+ but myself!&rdquo; The girl now assailed the general: &ldquo;Come, your honour,&rdquo; said
+ she, &ldquo;I see by your face you&rsquo;re a lucky man; but you&rsquo;re not happy in your
+ mind; you&rsquo;re not, indeed, sir; but have a good heart, and give me a good
+ piece of silver, and I&rsquo;ll tell you a nice fortune.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The general had received all her approaches with a banter, and had
+ suffered her to get hold of his hand; but at the mention of the piece of
+ silver, he hemmed, looked grave, and, turning to us, asked if we had not
+ better continue our walk. &ldquo;Come, my master,&rdquo; said the girl, archly, &ldquo;you&rsquo;d
+ not be in such a hurry, if you knew all that I could tell you about a fair
+ lady that has a notion for you. Come, sir; old love burns strong; there&rsquo;s
+ many a one comes to see weddings, that go away brides themselves.&rdquo;&mdash;Here
+ the girl whispered something in a low voice, at which the general coloured
+ up, was a little fluttered, and suffered himself to be drawn aside under
+ the hedge, where he appeared to listen to her with great earnestness, and
+ at the end paid her half-a-crown with the air of a man that has got the
+ worth of his money. The girl next made her attack upon Master Simon, who,
+ however, was too old a bird to be caught, knowing that it would end in an
+ attack upon his purse, about which he is a little sensitive. As he has a
+ great notion, however, of being considered a royster, he chucked her under
+ the chin, played her off with rather broad jokes, and put on something of
+ the rake-helly air, that we see now and then assumed on the stage, by the
+ sad-boy gentleman of the old school. &ldquo;Ah, your honour,&rdquo; said the girl,
+ with a malicious leer, &ldquo;you were not in such a tantrum last year, when I
+ told you about the widow, you know who; but if you had taken a friend&rsquo;s
+ advice, you&rsquo;d never have come away from Doncaster races with a flea in
+ your ear!&rdquo; There was a secret sting in this speech, that seemed quite to
+ disconcert Master Simon. He jerked away his hand in a pet, smacked his
+ whip, whistled to his dogs, and intimated that it was high time to go
+ home. The girl, however, was determined not to lose her harvest. She now
+ turned upon me, and, as I have a weakness of spirit where there is a
+ pretty face concerned, she soon wheedled me out of my money, and, in
+ return, read me a fortune; which, if it prove true, and I am determined to
+ believe it, will make me one of the luckiest men in the chronicles of
+ Cupid.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I saw that the Oxonian was at the bottom of all this oracular mystery, and
+ was disposed to amuse himself with the general, whose tender approaches to
+ the widow have attracted the notice of the wag. I was a little curious,
+ however, to know the meaning of the dark hints which had so suddenly
+ disconcerted Master Simon; and took occasion to fall in the rear with the
+ Oxonian on our way home, when he laughed heartily at my questions, and
+ gave me ample information on the subject.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The truth of the matter is, that Master Simon has met with a sad rebuff
+ since my Christmas visit to the Hall. He used at that time to be joked
+ about a widow, a fine dashing woman, as he privately informed me. I had
+ supposed the pleasure he betrayed on these occasions resulted from the
+ usual fondness of old bachelors for being teased about getting married,
+ and about flirting, and being fickle and false-hearted. I am assured,
+ however, that Master Simon had really persuaded himself the widow had a
+ kindness for him; in consequence of which he had been at some
+ extraordinary expense in new clothes, and had actually got Frank
+ Bracebridge to order him a coat from Stultz. He began to throw out hints
+ about the importance of a man&rsquo;s settling himself in life before he grew
+ old; he would look grave, whenever the widow and matrimony were mentioned
+ in the same sentence; and privately asked the opinion of the Squire and
+ parson about the prudence of marrying a widow with a rich jointure, but
+ who had several children.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ An important member of a great family connexion cannot harp much upon the
+ theme of matrimony, without its taking wind; and it soon got buzzed about
+ that Mr. Simon Bracebridge was actually gone to Doncaster races, with a
+ new horse; but that he meant to return in a curricle with a lady by his
+ side. Master Simon did, indeed, go to the races, and that with a new
+ horse; and the dashing widow did make her appearance in a curricle; but it
+ was unfortunately driven by a strapping young Irish dragoon, with whom
+ even Master Simon&rsquo;s self-complacency would not allow him to venture into
+ competition, and to whom she was married shortly after.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was a matter of sore chagrin to Master Simon for several months, having
+ never before been fully committed. The dullest head in the family had a
+ joke upon him; and there is no one that likes less to be bantered than an
+ absolute joker. He took refuge for a time at Lady Lillycraft&rsquo;s, until the
+ matter should blow over; and occupied himself by looking over her
+ accounts, regulating the village choir, and inculcating loyalty into a pet
+ bulfinch, by teaching him to whistle &ldquo;God save the King.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He has now pretty nearly recovered from the mortification; holds up his
+ head, and laughs as much as any one; again affects to pity married men,
+ and is particularly facetious about widows, when Lady Lillycraft is not
+ by. His only time of trial is when the general gets hold of him, who is
+ infinitely heavy and persevering in his waggery, and will interweave a
+ dull joke through the various topics of a whole dinner-time. Master Simon
+ often parries these attacks by a stanza from his old work of &ldquo;Cupid&rsquo;s
+ Solicitor for Love:&rdquo;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;&lsquo;Tis in vain to wooe a widow over long,
+ In once or twice her mind you may perceive;
+ Widows are subtle, be they old or young,
+ And by their wiles young men they will deceive.&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0026" id="link2H_4_0026"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ LOVE-CHARMS.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &mdash;&mdash;&mdash;Come, do not weep, my girl,
+ Forget him, pretty Pensiveness; there will
+ Come others, every day, as good as he.
+
+ &mdash;SIR J. SUCKLING.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The approach of a wedding in a family is always an event of great
+ importance, but particularly so in a household like this, in a retired
+ part of the country. Master Simon, who is a pervading spirit, and, through
+ means of the butler and housekeeper, knows every thing that goes forward,
+ tells me that the maid-servants are continually trying their fortunes, and
+ that the servants&rsquo;-hall has of late been quite a scene of incantation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is amusing to notice how the oddities of the head of a family flow down
+ through all the branches. The Squire, in the indulgence of his love of
+ every thing that smacks of old times, has held so many grave conversations
+ with the parson at table, about popular superstitions and traditional
+ rites, that they have been carried from the parlour to the kitchen by the
+ listening domestics, and, being apparently sanctioned by such high
+ authority, the whole house has become infected by them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The servants are all versed in the common modes of trying luck, and the
+ charms to insure constancy. They read their fortunes by drawing strokes in
+ the ashes, or by repeating a form of words, and looking in a pail of
+ water. St. Mark&rsquo;s Eve, I am told, was a busy time with them; being an
+ appointed night for certain mystic ceremonies. Several of them sowed
+ hemp-seed to be reaped by their true lovers; and they even ventured upon
+ the solemn and fearful preparation of the dumb-cake. This must be done
+ fasting, and in silence. The ingredients are handed down in traditional
+ form: &ldquo;An eggshell full of salt, an eggshell full of malt, and an eggshell
+ full of barley-meal.&rdquo; When the cake is ready, it is put upon a pan over
+ the fire, and the future husband will appear, turn the cake, and retire;
+ but if a word is spoken or a fast is broken during this awful ceremony,
+ there is no knowing what horrible consequences would ensue!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The experiments, in the present instance, came to no result; they that
+ sowed the hemp-seed forgot the magic rhyme that they were to pronounce&mdash;so
+ the true lover never appeared; and as to the dumb-cake, what between the
+ awful stillness they had to keep, and the awfulness of the midnight hour,
+ their hearts failed them when they had put the cake in the pan; so that,
+ on the striking of the great house-clock in the servants&rsquo;-hall, they were
+ seized with a sudden panic, and ran out of the room, to which they did not
+ return until morning, when they found the mystic cake burnt to a cinder.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The most persevering at these spells, however, is Phoebe Wilkins, the
+ housekeeper&rsquo;s niece. As she is a kind of privileged personage, and rather
+ idle, she has more time to occupy herself with these matters. She has
+ always had her head full of love and matrimony. She knows the dream-book
+ by heart, and is quite an oracle among the little girls of the family, who
+ always come to her to interpret their dreams in the mornings.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ During the present gayety of the house, however, the poor girl has worn a
+ face full of trouble; and, to use the housekeeper&rsquo;s words, &ldquo;has fallen
+ into a sad hystericky way lately.&rdquo; It seems that she was born and brought
+ up in the village, where her father was parish-clerk, and she was an early
+ playmate and sweetheart of young Jack Tibbets. Since she has come to live
+ at the Hall, however, her head has been a little turned. Being very
+ pretty, and naturally genteel, she has been much noticed and indulged; and
+ being the housekeeper&rsquo;s niece, she has held an equivocal station between a
+ servant and a companion. She has learnt something of fashions and notions
+ among the young ladies, which have effected quite a metamorphosis;
+ insomuch that her finery at church on Sundays has given mortal offence to
+ her former intimates in the village. This has occasioned the
+ misrepresentations which have awakened the implacable family pride of Dame
+ Tibbets. But what is worse, Phoebe, having a spice of coquetry in her
+ disposition, showed it on one or two occasions to her lover, which
+ produced a downright quarrel; and Jack, being very proud and fiery, has
+ absolutely turned his back upon her for several successive Sundays.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The poor girl is full of sorrow and repentance, and would fain make up
+ with her lover; but he feels his security, and stands aloof. In this he is
+ doubtless encouraged by his mother, who is continually reminding him what
+ he owes to his family; for this same family pride seems doomed to be the
+ eternal bane of lovers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As I hate to see a pretty face in trouble, I have felt quite concerned for
+ the luckless Phoebe, ever since I heard her story. It is a sad thing to be
+ thwarted in love at any time, but particularly so at this tender season of
+ the year, when every living thing, even to the very butterfly, is sporting
+ with its mate; and the green fields, and the budding groves, and the
+ singing of the birds, and the sweet smell of the flowers, are enough to
+ turn the head of a love-sick girl. I am told that the coolness of young
+ Ready-Money lies very heavy at poor Phoebe’s heart. Instead of singing
+ about the house as formerly, she goes about pale and sighing, and is apt
+ to break into tears when her companions are full of merriment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. Hannah, the vestal gentlewoman of my Lady Lillycraft, has had long
+ talks and walks with Phoebe, up and down the avenue of an evening; and has
+ endeavoured to squeeze some of her own verjuice into the other&rsquo;s milky
+ nature. She speaks with contempt and abhorrence of the whole sex, and
+ advises Phoebe to despise all the men as heartily as she does. But
+ Phoebe&rsquo;s loving temper is not to be curdled; she has no such thing as
+ hatred or contempt for mankind in her whole composition. She has all the
+ simple fondness of heart of poor, weak, loving woman; and her only
+ thoughts at present are how to conciliate and reclaim her wayward swain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The spells and love-charms, which are matters of sport to the other
+ domestics, are serious concerns with this love-stricken damsel. She is
+ continually trying her fortune in a variety of ways. I am told that she
+ has absolutely fasted for six Wednesdays and three Fridays successively,
+ having understood that it was a sovereign charm to insure being married to
+ one&rsquo;s liking within the year. She carries about, also, a lock of her
+ sweetheart&rsquo;s hair, and a riband he once gave her, being a mode of
+ producing constancy in a lover. She even went so far as to try her fortune
+ by the moon, which has always had much to do with lovers&rsquo; dreams and
+ fancies. For this purpose, she went out in the night of the full moon,
+ knelt on a stone in the meadow, and repeated the old traditional rhyme:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;All hail to thee, moon, all hail to thee;
+ I pray thee, good moon, now show to me
+ The youth who my future husband shall be.&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ When she came back to the house, she was faint and pale, and went
+ immediately to bed. The next morning she told the porter&rsquo;s wife that she
+ had seen some one close by the hedge in the meadow, which she was sure was
+ young Tibbets; at any rate, she had dreamt of him all night; both of
+ which, the old dame assured her, were most happy signs. It has since
+ turned out that the person in the meadow was old Christy, the huntsman,
+ who was walking his nightly rounds with the great stag-hound; so that
+ Phoebe&rsquo;s faith in the charm is completely shaken.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0027" id="link2H_4_0027"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE LIBRARY.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Yesterday the fair Julia made her first appearance downstairs since her
+ accident; and the sight of her spread an universal cheerfulness through
+ the household. She was extremely pale, however, and could not walk without
+ pain and difficulty. She was assisted, therefore, to a sofa in the
+ library, which is pleasant and retired, looking out among trees; and so
+ quiet, that the little birds come hopping upon the windows, and peering
+ curiously into the apartment. Here several of the family gathered round,
+ and devised means to amuse her, and make the day pass pleasantly. Lady
+ Lillycraft lamented the want of some new novel to while away the time; and
+ was almost in a pet, because the &ldquo;Author of Waverley&rdquo; had not produced a
+ work for the last three months.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was a motion made to call on the parson for some of his old legends
+ or ghost stories; but to this Lady Lillycraft objected, as they were apt
+ to give her the vapours. General Harbottle gave a minute account, for the
+ sixth time, of the Disaster of a friend in India, who had his leg bitten
+ off by a tiger, whilst he was hunting; and was proceeding to menace the
+ company with a chapter or two about Tippoo Saib.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length the captain bethought himself and said, he believed he had a
+ manuscript tale lying in one corner of his campaigning trunk, which, if he
+ could find, and the company were desirous, he would read to them. The
+ offer was eagerly accepted. He retired, and soon returned with a roll of
+ blotted manuscript, in a very gentlemanlike, but nearly illegible, hand,
+ and a great part written on cartridge-paper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It is one of the scribblings,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;of my poor friend, Charles
+ Lightly, of the dragoons. He was a curious, romantic, studious, fanciful
+ fellow; the favourite, and often the unconscious butt of his
+ fellow-officers, who entertained themselves with his eccentricities. He
+ was in some of the hardest service in the peninsula, and distinguished
+ himself by his gallantry. When the intervals of duty permitted, he was
+ fond of roving about the country, visiting noted places, and was extremely
+ fond of Moorish ruins. When at his quarters, he was a great scribbler, and
+ passed much of his leisure with his pen in his hand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;As I was a much younger officer, and a very young man, he took me, in a
+ manner, under his care, and we became close friends. He used often to read
+ his writings to me, having a great confidence in my taste, for I always
+ praised them. Poor fellow! he was shot down close by me, at Waterloo. We
+ lay wounded together for some time, during a hard contest that took place
+ near at hand. As I was least hurt, I tried to relieve him, and to stanch
+ the blood which flowed from a wound in his breast. He lay with his head in
+ my lap, and looked up thankfully in my face, but shook his head faintly,
+ and made a sign that it was all over with him; and, indeed, he died a few
+ minutes afterwards, just as our men had repulsed the enemy, and came to
+ our relief. I have his favourite dog and his pistols to this day, and
+ several of his manuscripts, which he gave to me at different times. The
+ one I am now going to read, is a tale which he said he wrote in Spain,
+ during the time that he lay ill of a wound received at Salamanca.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We now arranged ourselves to hear the story. The captain seated himself on
+ the sofa, beside the fair Julia, who I had noticed to be somewhat affected
+ by the picture he had carelessly drawn of wounds and dangers in a field of
+ battle. She now leaned her arm fondly on his shoulder, and her eye
+ glistened as it rested on the manuscript of the poor literary dragoon.
+ Lady Lillycraft buried herself in a deep, well-cushioned elbow-chair. Her
+ dogs were nestled on soft mats at her feet; and the gallant general took
+ his station in an armchair, at her side, and toyed with her elegantly
+ ornamented work-bag. The rest of the circle being all equally well
+ accommodated, the captain began his story; a copy of which I have procured
+ for the benefit of the reader.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0028" id="link2H_4_0028"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE STUDENT OF SALAMANCA.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ What a life do I lead with my master; nothing but blowing of
+ bellowes, beating of spirits, and scraping of croslets! It is a
+ very secret science, for none almost can understand the language
+ of it. Sublimation, almigation, calcination, rubification,
+ albification, and fermentation; with as many termes unpossible to
+ be uttered as the arte to be compassed.
+
+ &mdash;LILLY&rsquo;S <i>Gallathea</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Once upon a time, in the ancient city of Granada, there sojourned a young
+ man of the name of Antonio de Castros. He wore the garb of a student of
+ Salamanca, and was pursuing a course of reading in the library of the
+ university; and, at intervals of leisure, indulging his curiosity by
+ examining those remains of Moorish magnificence for which Granada is
+ renowned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whilst occupied in his studies, he frequently noticed an old man of a
+ singular appearance, who was likewise a visitor to the library. He was
+ lean and withered, though apparently more from study than from age. His
+ eyes, though bright and visionary, were sunk in his head, and thrown into
+ shade by overhanging eyebrows. His dress was always the same: a black
+ doublet; a short black cloak, very rusty and threadbare; a small ruff and
+ a large overshadowing hat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His appetite for knowledge seemed insatiable. He would pass whole days in
+ the library, absorbed in study, consulting a multiplicity of authors, as
+ though he were pursuing some interesting subject through all its
+ ramifications; so that, in general, when evening came, he was almost
+ buried among books and manuscripts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The curiosity of Antonio was excited, and he inquired of the attendants
+ concerning the stranger. No one could give him any information, excepting
+ that he had been for some time past a casual frequenter of the library;
+ that his reading lay chiefly among works treating of the occult sciences,
+ and that he was particularly curious in his inquiries after Arabian
+ manuscripts. They added, that he never held communication with any one,
+ excepting to ask for particular works; that, after a fit of studious
+ application, he would disappear for several days, and even weeks, and when
+ he revisited the library, he would look more withered and haggard than
+ ever. The student felt interested by this account; he was leading rather a
+ desultory life, and had all that capricious curiosity which springs up in
+ idleness. He determined to make himself acquainted with this book-worm,
+ and find out who and what he was.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next time that he saw the old man at the library, he commenced his
+ approaches by requesting permission to look into one of the volumes with
+ which the unknown appeared to have done. The latter merely bowed his head,
+ in token of assent. After pretending to look through the volume with great
+ attention, he returned it with many acknowledgments.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The stranger made no reply.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;May I ask, senor,&rdquo; said Antonio, with some hesitation, &ldquo;may I ask what
+ you are searching after in all these books?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The old man raised his head, with an expression of surprise, at having his
+ studies interrupted for the first time, and by so intrusive a question. He
+ surveyed the student with a side glance from head to foot: &ldquo;Wisdom, my
+ son,&rdquo; said he, calmly; &ldquo;and the search requires every moment of my
+ attention.&rdquo; He then cast his eyes upon his book, and resumed his studies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But, father,&rdquo; said Antonio, &ldquo;cannot you spare a moment to point out the
+ road to others? It is to experienced travellers like you, that we
+ strangers in the paths of knowledge must look for directions on our
+ journey.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The stranger looked disturbed: &ldquo;I have not time enough, my son, to learn,&rdquo;
+ said he, &ldquo;much less to teach. I am ignorant myself of the path of true
+ knowledge; how then can I show it to others?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, but, father&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Senor,&rdquo; said the old man, mildly, but earnestly, &ldquo;you must see that I
+ have but few steps more to the grave. In that short space have I to
+ accomplish the whole business of my existence. I have no time for words;
+ every word is as one grain of sand of my glass wasted. Suffer me to be
+ alone.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was no replying to so complete a closing of the door of intimacy.
+ The student found himself calmly but totally repulsed. Though curious and
+ inquisitive, yet he was naturally modest, and on after-thoughts he blushed
+ at his own intrusion. His mind soon became occupied by other objects. He
+ passed several days wandering among the mouldering piles of Moorish
+ architecture, those melancholy monuments of an elegant and voluptuous
+ people. He paced the deserted halls of the Alhambra, the paradise of the
+ Moorish kings. He visited the great court of the lions, famous for the
+ perfidious massacre of the gallant Abencerrages. He gazed with admiration
+ at its mosaic cupolas, gorgeously painted in gold and azure; its basins of
+ marble, its alabaster vase, supported by lions, and storied with
+ inscriptions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His imagination kindled as he wandered among these scenes. They were
+ calculated to awaken all the enthusiasm of a youthful mind. Most of the
+ halls have anciently been beautified by fountains. The fine taste of the
+ Arabs delighted in the sparkling purity and reviving freshness of water;
+ and they erected, as it were, altars on every side, to that delicate
+ element. Poetry mingles with architecture in the Alhambra. It breathes
+ along the very walls. Wherever Antonio turned his eye, he beheld
+ inscriptions in Arabic, wherein the perpetuity of Moorish power and
+ splendour within these walls was confidently predicted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Alas! how has the prophecy been falsified! Many of the basins, where the
+ fountains had once thrown up their sparkling showers, were dry and dusty.
+ Some of the palaces were turned into gloomy convents, and the barefoot
+ monk paced through these courts, which had once glittered with the array,
+ and echoed to the music, of Moorish chivalry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the course of his rambles, the student more than once encountered the
+ old man of the library. He was always alone, and so full of thought as not
+ to notice any one about him. He appeared to be intent upon studying those
+ half-buried inscriptions, which, are found, here and there, among the
+ Moorish ruins, and seem to murmur from the earth the tale of former
+ greatness. The greater part of these have since been translated; but they
+ were supposed by many at the time, to contain symbolical revelations, and
+ golden maxims of the Arabian sages and astrologers. As Antonio saw the
+ stranger apparently deciphering these inscriptions, he felt an eager
+ longing to make his acquaintance, and to participate in his curious
+ researches; but the repulse he had met with at the library deterred him
+ from making any further advances.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He had directed his steps one evening to the sacred mount, which overlooks
+ the beautiful valley watered by the Darro, the fertile plain of the Vega,
+ and all that rich diversity of vale and mountain that surrounds Granada
+ with an earthly paradise. It was twilight when he found himself at the
+ place, where, at the present day, are situated the chapels, known by the
+ name of the Sacred Furnaces. They are so called from grottoes, in which
+ some of the primitive saints are said to have been burnt. At the time of
+ Antonio&rsquo;s visit, the place was an object of much curiosity. In an
+ excavation of these grottoes, several manuscripts had recently been
+ discovered, engraved on plates of lead. They were written in the Arabian
+ language, excepting one, which was in unknown characters. The Pope had
+ issued a bull, forbidding any one, under pain of excommunication, to speak
+ of these manuscripts. The prohibition had only excited the greater
+ curiosity; and many reports were whispered about, that these manuscripts
+ contained treasures of dark and forbidden knowledge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As Antonio was examining the place from whence these mysterious
+ manuscripts had been drawn, he again observed the old man of the library
+ wandering among the ruins. His curiosity was now fully awakened; the time
+ and place served to stimulate it. He resolved to watch this groper after
+ secret and forgotten lore, and to trace him to his habitation. There was
+ something like adventure in the thing, that charmed his romantic
+ disposition. He followed the stranger, therefore, at a little distance; at
+ first cautiously, but he soon observed him to be so wrapped in his own
+ thoughts, as to take little heed of external objects.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They passed along the skirts of the mountain, and then by the shady banks
+ of the Darro. They pursued their way, for some distance from Granada,
+ along a lonely road that led among the hills. The gloom of evening was
+ gathering, and it was quite dark when the stranger stopped at the portal
+ of a solitary mansion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It appeared to be a mere wing, or ruined fragment, of what had once been a
+ pile of some consequence. The walls were of great thickness; the windows
+ narrow, and generally secured by iron bars. The door was of planks,
+ studded with iron spikes, and had been of great strength, though at
+ present it was much decayed. At one end of the mansion was a ruinous
+ tower, in the Moorish style of architecture. The edifice had probably been
+ a country retreat, or castle of pleasure, during the occupation of Granada
+ by the Moors, and rendered sufficiently strong to withstand any casual
+ assault in those warlike times.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The old man knocked at the portal. A light appeared at a small window just
+ above it, and a female head looked out: it might have served as a model
+ for one of Raphael&rsquo;s saints. The hair was beautifully braided, and
+ gathered in a silken net; and the complexion, as well as could be judged
+ from the light, was that soft, rich brunette, so becoming in southern
+ beauty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It is I, my child,&rdquo; said the old man. The face instantly disappeared, and
+ soon after a wicket-door in the large portal opened. Antonio, who had
+ ventured near to the building, caught a transient sight of a delicate
+ female form. A pair of fine black eyes darted a look of surprise at seeing
+ a stranger hovering near, and the door was precipitately closed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was something in this sudden gleam of beauty that wonderfully struck
+ the imagination of the student. It was like a brilliant, flashing from its
+ dark casket. He sauntered about, regarding the gloomy pile with increasing
+ interest. A few simple, wild notes, from among some rocks and trees at a
+ little distance, attracted his attention. He found there a group of
+ Gitanas, a vagabond gipsy race, which at that time abounded in Spain, and
+ lived in hovels and caves of the hills about the neighbourhood of Granada.
+ Some were busy about a fire, and others were listening to the uncouth
+ music which one of their companions, seated on a ledge of the rock, was
+ making with a split reed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Antonio endeavoured to obtain some information of them, concerning the old
+ building and its inhabitants. The one who appeared to be their spokesman
+ was a gaunt fellow, with a subtle gait, a whispering voice, and a sinister
+ roll of the eye. He shrugged his shoulders on the student&rsquo;s inquiries, and
+ said that all was not right in that building. An old man inhabited it,
+ whom nobody knew, and whose family appeared to be only a daughter and a
+ female servant. He and his companions, he added, lived up among the
+ neighbouring hills; and as they had been about at night, they had often
+ seen strange lights, and heard strange sounds from the tower. Some of the
+ country people, who worked in the vineyards among the hills, believed the
+ old man to be one that dealt in the black art, and were not over-fond of
+ passing near the tower at night; &ldquo;but for our parts,&rdquo; said the Gitano, &ldquo;we
+ are not a people that trouble ourselves much with fears of that kind.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The student endeavoured to gain more precise information, but they had
+ none to furnish him. They began to be solicitous for a compensation for
+ what they had already imparted; and, recollecting the loneliness of the
+ place, and the vagabond character of his companions, he was glad to give
+ them a gratuity, and to hasten homewards.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He sat down to his studies, but his brain was too full of what he had seen
+ and heard; his eye was upon the page, but his fancy still returned to the
+ tower; and he was continually picturing the little window, with the
+ beautiful head peeping out; or the door half open, and the nymph-like form
+ within. He retired to bed, but the same object haunted his dreams. He was
+ young and susceptible; and the excited state of his feelings, from
+ wandering among the abodes of departed grace and gallantry, had
+ predisposed him for a sudden impression from female beauty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next morning, he strolled again in the direction of the tower. It was
+ still more forlorn, by the broad glare of day, than in the gloom of
+ evening. The walls were crumbling, and weeds and moss were growing in
+ every crevice. It had the look of a prison, rather than a dwelling-house.
+ In one angle, however, he remarked a window which seemed an exception to
+ the surrounding squalidness. There was a curtain drawn within it, and
+ flowers standing on the window-stone. Whilst he was looking at it, the
+ curtain was partially withdrawn, and a delicate white arm, of the most
+ beautiful roundness, was put forth to water the flowers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The student made a noise, to attract the attention of the fair florist. He
+ succeeded. The curtain was further drawn, and he had a glance of the same
+ lovely face he had seen the evening before; it was but a mere glance&mdash;the
+ curtain again fell, and the casement closed. All this was calculated to
+ excite the feelings of a romantic youth. Had he seen the unknown under
+ other circumstances, it is probable that he would not have been struck
+ with her beauty; but this appearance of being shut up and kept apart, gave
+ her the value of a treasured gem. He passed and repassed before the house
+ several times in the course of the day, but saw nothing more. He was there
+ again in the evening. The whole aspect of the house was dreary. The narrow
+ windows emitted no rays of cheerful light, to indicate that there was
+ social life within. Antonio listened at the portal, but no sound of voices
+ reached his ear. Just then he heard the clapping to of a distant door, and
+ fearing to be detected in the unworthy act of eavesdropping, he
+ precipitately drew off to the opposite side of the road, and stood in the
+ shadow of a ruined archway.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He now remarked a light from a window in the tower. It was fitful and
+ changeable; commonly feeble and yellowish, as if from a lamp; with an
+ occasional glare of some vivid metallic colour, followed by a dusky glow.
+ A column of dense smoke would now and then rise in the air, and hang like
+ a canopy over the tower. There was altogether such a loneliness and
+ seeming mystery about the building and its inhabitants, that Antonio was
+ half inclined to indulge the country people&rsquo;s notions, and to fancy it the
+ den of some powerful sorcerer, and the fair damsel he had seen to be some
+ spell-bound beauty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After some time had elapsed, a light appeared in the window where he had
+ seen the beautiful arm. The curtain was down, but it was so thin that he
+ could perceive the shadow of some one passing and repassing between it and
+ the light. He fancied that he could distinguish that the form was
+ delicate; and, from the alacrity of its movements, it was evidently
+ youthful. He had not a doubt but this was the bed-chamber of his beautiful
+ unknown.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Presently he heard the sound of a guitar, and a female voice singing. He
+ drew near cautiously, and listened. It was a plaintive Moorish ballad, and
+ he recognized in it the lamentations of one of the Abencerrages on leaving
+ the walls of lovely Granada. It was full of passion and tenderness. It
+ spoke of the delights of early life; the hours of love it had enjoyed on
+ the banks of the Darro, and among the blissful abodes of the Alhambra. It
+ bewailed the fallen honours of the Abencerrages, and imprecated vengeance
+ on their oppressors. Antonio was affected by the music. It singularly
+ coincided with the place. It was like the voice of past times echoed in
+ the present, and breathing among the monuments of its departed glory.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The voice ceased; after a time the light disappeared, and all was still.
+ &ldquo;She sleeps!&rdquo; said Antonio, fondly. He lingered about the building, with
+ the devotion with which a lover lingers about the bower of sleeping
+ beauty. The rising moon threw its silver beams on the gray walls, and
+ glittered on the casement. The late gloomy landscape gradually became
+ flooded with its radiance. Finding, therefore, that he could no longer
+ move about in obscurity, and fearful that his loiterings might be
+ observed, he reluctantly retired.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The curiosity which had at first drawn the young man to the tower, was now
+ seconded by feelings of a more romantic kind. His studies were almost
+ entirely abandoned. He maintained a kind of blockade of the old mansion;
+ he would take a book with him, and pass a great part of the day under the
+ trees in its vicinity; keeping a vigilant eye upon it, and endeavouring to
+ ascertain what were the walks of his mysterious charmer. He found,
+ however, that she never went out except to mass, when she was accompanied
+ by her father. He waited at the door of the church, and offered her the
+ holy water, in the hope of touching her hand; a little office of gallantry
+ common in Catholic countries. She, however, modestly declined without
+ raising her eyes to see who made the offer, and always took it herself
+ from the font. She was attentive in her devotion; her eyes were never
+ taken from the altar or the priest; and, on returning home, her
+ countenance was almost entirely concealed by her mantilla.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Antonio had now carried on the pursuit for several days, and was hourly
+ getting more and more interested in the chase, but never a step nearer to
+ the game. His lurkings about the house had probably been noticed, for he
+ no longer saw the fair face at the window, nor the white arm put forth to
+ water the flowers. His only consolation was to repair nightly to his post
+ of observation, and listen to her warbling; and if by chance he could
+ catch a sight of her shadow, passing and repassing before the window, he
+ thought himself most fortunate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As he was indulging in one of these evening vigils, which were complete
+ revels of the imagination, the sound of approaching footsteps made him
+ withdraw into the deep shadow of the ruined archway opposite to the tower.
+ A cavalier approached, wrapped in a large Spanish cloak. He paused under
+ the window of the tower, and after a little while began a serenade,
+ accompanied by his guitar, in the usual style of Spanish gallantry. His
+ voice was rich and manly; he touched the instrument with skill, and sang
+ with amorous and impassioned eloquence. The plume of his hat was buckled
+ by jewels that sparkled in the moon-beams; and as he played on the guitar,
+ his cloak falling off from one shoulder, showed him to be richly dressed.
+ It was evident that he was a person of rank.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The idea now flashed across Antonio&rsquo;s mind, that the affections of his
+ unknown beauty might be engaged. She was young, and doubtless susceptible;
+ and it was not in the nature of Spanish females to be deaf and insensible
+ to music and admiration. The surmise brought with it a feeling of
+ dreariness. There was a pleasant dream of several days suddenly dispelled.
+ He had never before experienced any thing of the tender passion; and, as
+ its morning dreams are always delightful, he would fain have continued in
+ the delusion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But what have I to do with her attachments?&rdquo; thought he; &ldquo;I have no claim
+ on her heart, nor even on her acquaintance. How do I know that she is
+ worthy of affection? Or if she is, must not so gallant a lover as this,
+ with his jewels, his rank, and his detestable music, have completely
+ captivated her? What idle humour is this that I have fallen into? I must
+ again to my books. Study, study, will soon chase away all these idle
+ fancies!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The more he thought, however, the more he became entangled in the spell
+ which his lively imagination had woven round him; and now that a rival had
+ appeared, in addition to the other obstacles that environed this enchanted
+ beauty, she appeared ten times more lovely and desirable. It was some
+ slight consolation to him to perceive that the gallantry of the unknown
+ met with no apparent return from the tower. The light at the window was
+ extinguished. The curtain remained undrawn, and none of the customary
+ signals were given to intimate that the serenade was accepted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The cavalier lingered for some time about the place, and sang several
+ other tender airs with a taste and feeling that made Antonio&rsquo;s heart ache;
+ at length he slowly retired. The student remained with folded arms,
+ leaning against the ruined arch, endeavouring to summon up resolution
+ enough to depart; but there was a romantic fascination that still
+ enchained him to the place. &ldquo;It is the last time,&rdquo; said he, willing to
+ compromise between his feelings and his judgment, &ldquo;it is the last time;
+ then let me enjoy the dream a few moments longer.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As his eye ranged about the old building to take a farewell look, he
+ observed the strange light in the tower, which he had noticed on a former
+ occasion. It kept beaming up, and declining, as before. A pillar of smoke
+ rose in the air, and hung in sable volumes. It was evident the old man was
+ busied in some of those operations that had gained him the reputation of a
+ sorcerer throughout the neighbourhood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Suddenly an intense and brilliant glare shone through the casement,
+ followed by a loud report, and then a fierce and ruddy glow. A figure
+ appeared at the window, uttering cries of agony or alarm, but immediately
+ disappeared, and a body of smoke and flame whirled out of the narrow
+ aperture. Antonio rushed to the portal, and knocked at it with vehemence.
+ He was only answered by loud shrieks, and found that the females were
+ already in helpless consternation. With an exertion of desperate strength
+ he forced the wicket from its hinges, and rushed into the house.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He found himself in a small vaulted hall, and, by the light of the moon
+ which entered at the door, he saw a staircase to the left. He hurried up
+ it to a narrow corridor, through which was rolling a volume of smoke. He
+ found here the two females in a frantic state of alarm; one of them
+ clasped her hands, and implored him to save her father.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The corridor terminated in a spiral flight of steps, leading up to the
+ tower. He sprang up it to a small door, through the chinks of which came a
+ glow of light, and smoke was spuming out. He burst it open, and found
+ himself in an antique vaulted chamber, furnished with a furnace and
+ various chemical apparatus. A shattered retort lay on the stone floor; a
+ quantity of combustibles, nearly consumed, with various half-burnt books
+ and papers, were sending up an expiring flame, and filling the chamber
+ with stifling smoke. Just within the threshold lay the reputed conjurer.
+ He was bleeding, his clothes were scorched, and he appeared lifeless.
+ Antonio caught him up, and bore him down the stairs to a chamber, in which
+ there was a light, and laid him on a bed. The female domestic was
+ despatched for such appliances as the house afforded; but the daughter
+ threw herself frantically beside her parent, and could not be reasoned out
+ of her alarm. Her dress was all in disorder; her dishevelled hair hung in
+ rich confusion about her neck and bosom, and never was there beheld a
+ lovelier picture of terror and affliction.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The skilful assiduities of the scholar soon produced signs of returning
+ animation in his patient. The old man&rsquo;s wounds, though severe, were not
+ dangerous. They had evidently been produced by the bursting of the retort;
+ in his bewilderment he had been enveloped in the stifling metallic
+ vapours, which had overpowered his feeble frame, and had not Antonio
+ arrived to his assistance, it is possible he might never have recovered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By slow degrees&rsquo; he came to his senses. He looked about with a bewildered
+ air at the chamber, the agitated group around, and the student who was
+ leaning over him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Where am I?&rdquo; said he wildly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At the sound of his voice, his daughter uttered a faint exclamation of
+ delight. &ldquo;My poor Inez!&rdquo; said he, embracing her; then, putting his hand to
+ his head, and taking it away stained with blood, he seemed suddenly to
+ recollect himself, and to be overcome with emotion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah!&rdquo; cried he, &ldquo;all is over with me! all gone! all vanished! gone in a
+ moment! the labour of a lifetime lost!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His daughter attempted to soothe him, but he became slightly delirious,
+ and raved incoherently about malignant demons, and about the habitation of
+ the green lion being destroyed. His wounds being dressed, and such other
+ remedies administered as his situation required, he sunk into a state of
+ quiet. Antonio now turned his attention to the daughter, whose sufferings
+ had been little inferior to those of her father. Having with great
+ difficulty succeeded in tranquillizing her fears, he endeavoured to
+ prevail upon her to retire, and seek the repose so necessary to her frame,
+ proffering to remain by her father until morning. &ldquo;I am a stranger,&rdquo; said
+ he, &ldquo;it is true, and my offer may appear intrusive; but I see you are
+ lonely and helpless, and I cannot help venturing over the limits of mere
+ ceremony. Should you feel any scruple or doubt, however, say but a word,
+ and I will instantly retire.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was a frankness, a kindness, and a modesty, mingled in Antonio&rsquo;s
+ deportment, that inspired instant confidence; and his simple scholar&rsquo;s
+ garb was a recommendation in the house of poverty. The females consented
+ to resign the sufferer to his care, as they would be the better able to
+ attend to him on the morrow. On retiring, the old domestic was profuse in
+ her benedictions; the daughter only looked her thanks; but as they shone
+ through the tears that filled her fine black eyes, the student thought
+ them a thousand times the most eloquent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here, then, he was, by a singular turn of chance, completely housed within
+ this mysterious mansion. When left to himself, and the bustle of the scene
+ was over, his heart throbbed as he looked round the chamber in which he
+ was sitting. It was the daughter&rsquo;s room, the promised land toward which he
+ had cast so many a longing gaze. The furniture was old, and had probably
+ belonged to the building in its prosperous days; but every thing was
+ arranged with propriety. The flowers that he had seen her attend stood in
+ the window; a guitar leaned against a table, on which stood a crucifix,
+ and before it lay a missal and a rosary. There reigned an air of purity
+ and serenity about this little nestling-place of innocence; it was the
+ emblem of a chaste and quiet mind. Some few articles of female dress lay
+ on the chairs; and there was the very bed on which she had slept&mdash;the
+ pillow on which her soft cheek had reclined! The poor scholar was treading
+ enchanted ground; for what fairy land has more of magic in it, than the
+ bedchamber of innocence and beauty?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From various expressions of the old man in his ravings, and from what he
+ had noticed on a subsequent visit to the tower, to see that the fire was
+ extinguished, Antonio had gathered that his patient was an alchymist. The
+ philosopher&rsquo;s stone was an object eagerly sought after by visionaries in
+ those days; but in consequence of the superstitious prejudices of the
+ times, and the frequent persecutions of its votaries, they were apt to
+ pursue their experiments in secret; in lonely houses, in caverns and
+ ruins, or in the privacy of cloistered cells.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the course of the night, the old man had several fits of restlessness
+ and delirium; he would call out upon Theophrastus, and Geber, and Albertus
+ Magnus, and other sages of his art; and anon would murmur about
+ fermentation and projection, until, toward daylight, he once more sunk
+ into a salutary sleep. When the morning sun darted his rays into the
+ casement, the fair Inez, attended by the female domestic, came blushing
+ into the chamber. The student now took his leave, having himself need of
+ repose, but obtaining ready permission to return and inquire after the
+ sufferer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When he called again, he found the alchymist languid and in pain, but
+ apparently suffering more in mind than in body. His delirium had left him,
+ and he had been informed of the particulars of his deliverance, and of the
+ subsequent attentions of the scholar. He could do little more than look
+ his thanks, but Antonio did not require them; his own heart repaid him for
+ all that he had done, and he almost rejoiced in the disaster that had
+ gained him an entrance into this mysterious habitation. The alchymist was
+ so helpless as to need much assistance; Antonio remained with him,
+ therefore, the greater part of the day. He repeated his visit the next
+ day, and the next. Every day his company seemed more pleasing to the
+ invalid; and every day he felt his interest in the latter increasing.
+ Perhaps the presence of the daughter might have been at the bottom of this
+ solicitude.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He had frequent and long conversations with the alchymist. He found him,
+ as men of his pursuits were apt to be, a mixture of enthusiasm and
+ simplicity; of curious and extensive reading on points of little utility,
+ with great inattention to the everyday occurrences of life, and profound
+ ignorance of the world. He was deeply versed in singular and obscure
+ branches of knowledge, and much given to visionary speculations. Antonio,
+ whose mind was of a romantic cast, had himself given some attention to the
+ occult sciences, and he entered upon these themes with an ardour that
+ delighted the philosopher. Their conversations frequently turned upon
+ astrology, divination, and the great secret. The old man would forget his
+ aches and wounds, rise up like a spectre in his bed, and kindle into
+ eloquence on his favourite topics. When gently admonished of his
+ situation, it would but prompt him to another sally of thought.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Alas, my son!&rdquo; he would say, &ldquo;is not this very decrepitude and suffering
+ another proof of the importance of those secrets with which we are
+ surrounded? Why are we trammelled by disease, withered by old age, and our
+ spirits quenched, as it were, within, us, but because we have lost those
+ secrets of life and youth which were known to our parents before their
+ fall? To regain these, have philosophers been ever since aspiring; but
+ just as they are on the point of securing the precious secrets for ever,
+ the brief period of life is at an end; they die, and with them all their
+ wisdom and experience. &lsquo;Nothing,&rsquo; as De Nuysment observes, &lsquo;nothing is
+ wanting for man&rsquo;s perfection but a longer life, less crossed with sorrows
+ and maladies, to the attaining of the full and perfect knowledge of
+ things.&rsquo;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length Antonio so far gained on the heart of his patient, as to draw
+ from him the outlines of his story.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Felix de Vasques, the alchymist, was a native of Castile, and of an
+ ancient and honourable line. Early in life he had married a beautiful
+ female, a descendant from one of the Moorish families. The marriage
+ displeased his father, who considered the pure Spanish blood contaminated
+ by this foreign mixture. It is true, the lady traced her descent from one
+ of the Abencerrages, the most gallant of Moorish cavaliers, who had
+ embraced the Christian faith on being exiled from the walls of Granada.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The injured pride of the father, however, was not to be appeased. He never
+ saw his son afterwards, and on dying left him but a scanty portion of his
+ estate; bequeathing the residue, in the piety and bitterness of his heart,
+ to the erection of convents, and the performance of masses for souls in
+ purgatory. Don Felix resided for a long time in the neighbourhood of
+ Valladolid, in a state of embarrassment and obscurity. He devoted himself
+ to intense study, having, while at the university of Salamanca, imbibed a
+ taste for the secret sciences. He was enthusiastic and speculative; he
+ went on from one branch of knowledge to another, until he became zealous
+ in the search after the grand Arcanum.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He had at first engaged in the pursuit with the hopes of raising himself
+ from his present obscurity, and resuming the rank and dignity to which his
+ birth entitled him; but, as usual, it ended in absorbing every thought,
+ and becoming the business of his existence. He was at length aroused from
+ this mental abstraction, by the calamities of his household. A malignant
+ fever swept off his wife and all his children, excepting an infant
+ daughter. These losses for a time overwhelmed and stupefied him. His home
+ had in a manner died away from around him, and he felt lonely and forlorn.
+ When his spirit revived within him, he determined to abandon the scene of
+ his humiliation and disaster; to bear away the child that was still left
+ him beyond the scene of contagion, and never to return to Castile until he
+ should be enabled to reclaim the honours of his line.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He had ever since been wandering and unsettled in his abode;&mdash;sometimes
+ the resident of populous cities, at other times of absolute solitudes. He
+ had searched libraries, meditated on inscriptions, visited adepts of
+ different countries, and sought to gather and concentrate the rays which
+ had been thrown by various minds upon the secrets of alchymy. He had at
+ one time travelled quite to Padua to search for the manuscripts of Pietro
+ d&rsquo;Abano, and to inspect an urn which had been dug up near Este, supposed
+ to have been buried by Maximus Olybius, and to have contained the grand
+ elixir.<a href="#linknote-7" name="linknoteref-7" id="linknoteref-7"><small>7</small></a>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="linknote-7" id="linknote-7"> Note--></a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="foot">
+ 7 (<a href="#linknoteref-7">return</a>)<br /> [ This urn was found in 1533.
+ It contained a lesser one, in which was a burning lamp betwixt two small
+ vials, the one of gold, the other of silver, both of them full of a very
+ clear liquor. On the largest was an inscription, stating that Maximus
+ Olybius shut up in this small vessel elements which he had prepared with
+ great toil. There were many disquisitions among the learned on the
+ subject. It was the most received opinion, that this Maximus Olybius was
+ an inhabitant of Padua, that he had discovered the great secret, and that
+ these vessels contained liquor, one to transmute metals to gold, and other
+ to silver. The peasants who found the urns, imagining this precious liquor
+ to be common water, spilt every drop, so that the art of transmuting
+ metals remains as much a secret as ever.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While at Padua, he had met with an adept versed in Arabian lore, who
+ talked of the invaluable manuscripts that must remain in the Spanish
+ libraries, preserved from the spoils of the Moorish academies and
+ universities; of the probability of meeting with precious unpublished
+ writings of Geber, and Alfarabius, and Avicenna, the great physicians of
+ the Arabian schools, who, it was well known, had treated much of alchymy;
+ but, above all, he spoke of the Arabian tablets of lead, which had
+ recently been dug up in the neighbourhood of Granada, and which, it was
+ confidently believed among adepts, contained the lost secrets of the art.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The indefatigable alchymist once more bent his steps for Spain, full of
+ renovated hope. He had made his way to Granada: he had wearied himself in
+ the study of Arabic, in deciphering inscriptions, in rummaging libraries,
+ and exploring every possible trace left by the Arabian sages.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In all his wanderings, he had been accompanied by Inez through the rough
+ and the smooth, the pleasant and the adverse; never complaining, but
+ rather seeking to soothe his cares by her innocent and playful caresses.
+ Her instruction had been the employment and the delight of his hours of
+ relaxation. She had grown up while they were wandering, and had scarcely
+ ever known any home but by his side. He was family, friends, home,
+ everything to her. He had carried her in his arms, when they first began
+ their wayfaring; had nestled her, as an eagle does its young, among the
+ rocky heights of the Sierra Morena; she had sported about him in
+ childhood, in the solitudes of the Bateucas; had followed him, as a lamb
+ does the shepherd, over the rugged Pyrenees, and into the fair plains of
+ Languedoc; and now she was grown up to support his feeble steps among the
+ ruined abodes of her maternal ancestors.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His property had gradually wasted away, in the course of his travels and
+ his experiments. Still hope, the constant attendant of the alchymist, had
+ led him on; ever on the point of reaping the reward of his labours, and
+ ever disappointed. With the credulity that often attended his art, he
+ attributed many of his disappointments to the machination of the malignant
+ spirits that beset the paths of the alchymist and torment him in his
+ solitary labours. &ldquo;It is their constant endeavour,&rdquo; he observed, &ldquo;to close
+ up every avenue to those sublime truths, which would enable man to rise
+ above the abject state into which he has fallen, and to return to his
+ original perfection.&rdquo; To the evil offices of these demons, he attributed
+ his late disaster. He had been on the very verge of the glorious
+ discovery; never were the indications more completely auspicious; all was
+ going on prosperously, when, at the critical moment which should have
+ crowned his labours with success, and have placed him at the very summit
+ of human power and felicity, the bursting of a retort had reduced his
+ laboratory and himself to ruins.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I must now,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;give up at the very threshold of success. My books
+ and papers are burnt; my apparatus is broken. I am too old to bear up
+ against these evils. The ardour that once inspired me is gone; my poor
+ frame is exhausted by study and watchfulness, and this last misfortune has
+ hurried me towards the grave.&rdquo; He concluded in a tone of deep dejection.
+ Antonio endeavoured to comfort and reassure him; but the poor alchymist
+ had for once awakened to a consciousness of the worldly ills that were
+ gathering around him, and had sunk into despondency. After a pause, and
+ some thoughtfulness and perplexity of brow, Antonio ventured to make a
+ proposal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have long,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;been filled with a love for the secret sciences,
+ but have felt too ignorant and diffident to give myself up to them. You
+ have acquired experience; you have amassed the knowledge of a lifetime; it
+ were a pity it should be thrown away. You say you are too old to renew the
+ toils of the laboratory; suffer me to undertake them. Add your knowledge
+ to my youth and activity, and what shall we not accomplish? As a
+ probationary fee, and a fund on which to proceed, I will bring into the
+ common stock a sum of gold, the residue of a legacy, which has enabled me
+ to complete my education. A poor scholar cannot boast much; but I trust we
+ shall soon put ourselves beyond the reach of want; and if we should fail,
+ why, I must depend, like other scholars, upon my brains to carry me
+ through the world.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The philosopher&rsquo;s spirits, however, were more depressed than the student
+ had imagined. This last shock, following in the rear of so many
+ disappointments, had almost destroyed the reaction of his mind. The fire
+ of an enthusiast, however, is never so low but that it may be blown again
+ into a flame. By degrees, the old man was cheered and reanimated by the
+ buoyancy and ardour of his sanguine companion. He at length agreed to
+ accept of the services of the student, and once more to renew his
+ experiments. He objected, however, to using the student&rsquo;s gold,
+ notwithstanding that his own was nearly exhausted; but this objection was
+ soon overcome; the student insisted on making it a common stock and common
+ cause;&mdash;and then how absurd was any delicacy about such a trifle,
+ with men who looked forward to discovering the philosopher&rsquo;s stone!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While, therefore, the alchymist was slowly recovering, the student busied
+ himself in getting the laboratory once more in order. It was strewed with
+ the wrecks of retorts and alembics, with old crucibles, boxes and phials
+ of powders and tinctures, and half-burnt books and manuscripts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As soon as the old man was sufficiently recovered, the studies and
+ experiments were renewed. The student became a privileged and frequent
+ visitor, and was indefatigable in his toils in the laboratory. The
+ philosopher daily derived new zeal and spirits from the animation of his
+ disciple. He was now enabled to prosecute the enterprise with continued
+ exertion, having so active a coadjutor to divide the toil. While he was
+ poring over the writings of Sandivogius, and Philalethes, and Dominus de
+ Nuysment, and endeavouring to comprehend the symbolical language in which
+ they have locked up their mysteries, Antonio would occupy himself among
+ the retorts and crucibles, and keep the furnace in a perpetual glow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With all his zeal, however, for the discovery of the golden art, the
+ feelings of the student had not cooled as to the object that first drew
+ him to this ruinous mansion. During the old man&rsquo;s illness, he had frequent
+ opportunities of being near the daughter; and every day made him more
+ sensible to her charms. There was a pure simplicity, and an almost passive
+ gentleness, in her manners; yet with all this was mingled something,
+ whether mere maiden shyness, or a consciousness of high descent, or a dash
+ of Castilian pride, or perhaps all united, that prevented undue
+ familiarity, and made her difficult of approach. The danger of her father,
+ and the measures to be taken for his relief, had at first overcome this
+ coyness and reserve, but as he recovered and her alarm subsided, she
+ seemed to shrink from the familiarity she had indulged with the youthful
+ stranger, and to become every day more shy and silent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Antonio had read many books, but this was the first volume of womankind
+ that he had ever studied. He had been captivated with the very title-page;
+ but the further he read, the more he was delighted. She seemed formed to
+ love; her soft black eye rolled languidly under its long silken lashes,
+ and wherever it turned, it would linger and repose; there was tenderness
+ in every beam. To him alone she was reserved and distant. Now that the
+ common cares of the sick-room were at an end, he saw little more of her
+ than before his admission to the house. Sometimes he met her on his way to
+ and from the laboratory, and at such times there was ever a smile and a
+ blush; but, after a simple salutation, she glided on and disappeared.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;&lsquo;Tis plain,&rdquo; thought Antonio, &ldquo;my presence is indifferent, if not irksome
+ to her. She has noticed my admiration, and is determined to discourage it;
+ nothing but a feeling of gratitude prevents her treating me with marked
+ distaste&mdash;and then has she not another lover, rich, gallant,
+ splendid, musical? how can I suppose she would turn her eyes from so
+ brilliant a cavalier, to a poor obscure student, raking among the cinders
+ of her father&rsquo;s laboratory?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Indeed, the idea of the amorous serenader continually haunted his mind. He
+ felt convinced that he was a favoured lover; yet, if so, why did he not
+ frequent the tower?&mdash;why did he not make his approaches by noon-day?
+ There was mystery in this eavesdropping and musical courtship. Surely Inez
+ could not be encouraging a secret intrigue! Oh! no! she was too artless,
+ too pure, too ingenuous! But then the Spanish females were so prone to
+ love and intrigue; and music and moonlight were so seductive, and Inez had
+ such a tender soul languishing in every look.&mdash;&ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; would the poor
+ scholar exclaim, clasping his hands, &ldquo;oh, that I could but once behold
+ those loving eyes beaming on me with affection!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is incredible to those who have not experienced it, on what scanty
+ aliment human life and human love may be supported. A dry crust, thrown
+ now and then to a starving man, will give him a new lease of existence;
+ and a faint smile, or a kind look, bestowed at casual intervals, will keep
+ a lover loving on, when a man in his sober senses would despair.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Antonio found himself alone in the laboratory, his mind would be
+ haunted by one of these looks, or smiles, which he had received in
+ passing. He would set it in every possible light, and argue on it with all
+ the self-pleasing, self-teasing logic of a lover.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The country around him was enough to awaken that voluptuousness of feeling
+ so favourable to the growth of passion. The window of the tower rose above
+ the trees of the romantic valley of the Darro, and looked down upon some
+ of the loveliest scenery of the Vega, where groves of citron and orange
+ were refreshed by cool springs and brooks of the purest water.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Xenel and the Darro wound their shining streams along the plain, and
+ gleamed from among its bowers. The surrounding hills were covered with
+ vineyards, and the mountains, crowned with snow, seemed to melt into the
+ blue sky. The delicate airs that played about the tower were perfumed by
+ the fragrance of myrtle and orange-blossoms, and the ear was charmed with
+ the fond warbling of the nightingale, which, in these happy regions, sings
+ the whole day long. Sometimes, too, there was the idle song of the
+ muleteer, sauntering along the solitary road; or the notes of the guitar,
+ from some group of peasants dancing in the shade. All these were enough to
+ fill the head of the young lover with poetic fancies; and Antonio would
+ picture to himself how he could loiter among those happy groves, and
+ wander by those gentle rivers, and love away his life with Inez.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He felt at times impatient at his own weakness, and would endeavour to
+ brush away these cobwebs of the mind. He would turn his thoughts, with
+ sudden effort, to his occult studies, or occupy himself in some perplexing
+ process; but often, when he had partially succeeded in fixing his
+ attention, the sound of Inez&rsquo;s lute, or the soft notes of her voice, would
+ come stealing upon the stillness of the chamber, and, as it were, floating
+ round the tower. There was no great art in her performance; but Antonio
+ thought he had never heard music comparable to this. It was perfect
+ witchcraft to hear her warble forth some of her national melodies; those
+ little Spanish romances and Moorish ballads, that transport the hearer, in
+ idea, to the banks of the Guadalquivir, or the walls of the Alhambra, and
+ make him dream of beauties, and balconies, and moonlight serenades.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Never was poor student more sadly beset than Antonio. Love is a
+ troublesome companion in a study, at the best of tunes; but in the
+ laboratory of an alchymist, his intrusion is terribly disastrous. Instead
+ of attending to the retorts and crucibles, and watching the process of
+ some experiment intrusted to his charge, the student would get entranced
+ in one of these love-dreams, from which he would often be aroused by some
+ fatal catastrophe. The philosopher, on returning from his researches in
+ the libraries, would find every thing gone wrong, and Antonio in despair
+ over the ruins of the whole day&rsquo;s work. The old man, however, took all
+ quietly, for his had been a life of experiment and failure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We must have patience, my son,&rdquo; would he say, &ldquo;as all the great masters
+ that have gone before us have had. Errors, and accidents, and delays are
+ what we have to contend with. Did not Pontanus err two hundred times,
+ before he could obtain even the matter on which to found his experiments?
+ The great Flamel, too, did he not labour four-and-twenty years, before he
+ ascertained the first agent? What difficulties and hardships did not
+ Cartilaceus encounter, at the very threshold of his discoveries? And
+ Bernard de Treves, even after he had attained a knowledge of all the
+ requisites, was he not delayed full three years? What you consider
+ accidents, my son, are the machinations of our invisible enemies. The
+ treasures and golden secrets of nature are surrounded by spirits hostile
+ to man. The air about us teems with them. They lurk in the fire of the
+ furnace, in the bottom of the crucible, and the alembic, and are ever on
+ the alert to take advantage of those moments when our minds are wandering
+ from intense meditation on the great truth that we are seeking. We must
+ only strive the more to purify ourselves from, those gross and earthly
+ feelings which becloud the soul, and prevent her from piercing into
+ nature&rsquo;s arcana.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Alas!&rdquo; thought Antonio, &ldquo;if to be purified from all earthly feeling
+ requires that I should cease to love Inez, I fear I shall never discover
+ the philosopher&rsquo;s stone!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In this way, matters went on for some time, at the alchymist&rsquo;s. Day after
+ day was sending the student&rsquo;s gold in vapour up the chimney; every blast
+ of the furnace made him a ducat the poorer, without apparently helping him
+ a jot nearer to the golden secret. Still the young man stood by, and saw
+ piece after piece disappearing without a murmur: he had daily an
+ opportunity of seeing Inez, and felt as if her favour would be better than
+ silver or gold, and that every smile was worth a ducat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sometimes, in the cool of the evening, when the toils of the laboratory
+ happened to be suspended, he would walk with the alchymist in what had
+ once been a garden belonging to the mansion. There were still the remains
+ of terraces and balustrades, and here and there a marble urn, or mutilated
+ statue overturned, and buried among weeds and flowers run wild. It was the
+ favourite resort of the alchymist in his hours of relaxation, where he
+ would give full scope to his visionary flights. His mind was tinctured
+ with the Rosicrucian doctrines. He believed in elementary beings; some
+ favourable, others adverse to his pursuits; and, in the exaltation of his
+ fancy, had often imagined that he held communion with them in his solitary
+ walks, about the whispering groves and echoing walls of this old garden.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When accompanied by Antonio, he would prolong these evening recreations.
+ Indeed, he sometimes did it out of consideration for his disciple, for he
+ feared lest his too close application, and his incessant seclusion in the
+ tower, should be injurious to his health. He was delighted and surprised
+ by this extraordinary zeal and perseverance in so young a tyro, and looked
+ upon him as destined to be one of the great luminaries of the art. Lest
+ the student should repine at the time lost in these relaxations, the good
+ alchymist would fill them up with wholesome knowledge, in matters
+ connected with their pursuits; and would walk up and down the alleys with
+ his disciple, imparting oral instruction, like an ancient philosopher. In
+ all his visionary schemes, these breathed a spirit of lofty, though
+ chimerical philanthropy, that won the admiration of the scholar. Nothing
+ sordid nor sensual, nothing petty nor selfish, seemed to enter into his
+ views, in respect to the grand discoveries he was anticipating. On the
+ contrary, his imagination kindled with conceptions of widely dispensated
+ happiness. He looked forward to the time when he should be able to go
+ about the earth, relieving the indigent, comforting the distressed; and,
+ by his unlimited means, devising and executing plans for the complete
+ extirpation of poverty, and all its attendant sufferings and crimes. Never
+ were grander schemes for general good, for the distribution of boundless
+ wealth and universal competence, devised than by this poor, indigent
+ alchymist in his ruined tower.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Antonio would attend these peripatetic lectures with all the ardour of a
+ devotee; but there was another circumstance which may have given a secret
+ charm to them. The garden was the resort also of Inez, where she took her
+ walks of recreation; the only exercise that her secluded life permitted.
+ As Antonio was duteously pacing by the side of his instructor, he would
+ often catch a glimpse of the daughter, walking pensively about the alleys
+ in the soft twilight. Sometimes they would meet her unexpectedly, and the
+ heart of the student would throb with agitation. A blush, too, would
+ crimson the cheek of Inez, but still she passed on and never joined them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He had remained one evening until rather a late hour with the alchymist in
+ this favourite resort. It was a delightful night after a sultry day, and
+ the balmy air of the garden was peculiarly reviving. The old man was
+ seated on a fragment of a pedestal, looking like a part of the ruin on
+ which he sat. He was edifying his pupil by long lessons of wisdom from the
+ stars, as they shone out with brilliant lustre in the dark-blue vault of a
+ southern sky; for he was deeply versed in Behmen, and other of the
+ Rosicrucians, and talked much of the signature of earthly things and
+ passing events, which may be discerned in the heavens; of the power of the
+ stars over corporeal beings, and their influence on the fortunes of the
+ sons of men.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By degrees the moon rose and shed her gleaming light among the groves.
+ Antonio apparently listened with fixed attention to the sage, but his ear
+ was drinking in the melody of Inez&rsquo;s voice, who was singing to her lute in
+ one of the moonlight glades of the garden. The old man, having exhausted
+ his theme, sat gazing in silent reverie at the heavens. Antonio could not
+ resist an inclination to steal a look at this coy beauty, who was thus
+ playing the part of the nightingale, so sequestered and musical. Leaving
+ the alchymist in his celestial reverie, he stole gently along one of the
+ alleys. The music had ceased, and he thought he heard the sound of voices.
+ He came to an angle of a copse that had screened a kind of green recess,
+ ornamented by a marble fountain. The moon shone full upon the place, and
+ by its light he beheld his unknown, serenading rival at the feet of Inez.
+ He was detaining her by the hand, which he covered with kisses; but at
+ sight of Antonio he started up and half drew his sword, while Inez,
+ disengaged, fled back to the house.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All the jealous doubts and fears of Antonio were now confirmed. He did not
+ remain to encounter the resentment of his happy rival at being thus
+ interrupted, but turned from the place in sudden wretchedness of heart.
+ That Inez should love another, would have been misery enough; but that she
+ should be capable of a dishonourable amour, shocked him to the soul. The
+ idea of deception in so young and apparently artless a being, brought with
+ it that sudden distrust in human nature, so sickening to a youthful and
+ ingenuous mind; but when he thought of the kind, simple parent she was
+ deceiving, whose affections all centred in her, he felt for a moment a
+ sentiment of indignation, and almost of aversion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He found the alchymist still seated in his visionary contemplation of the
+ moon. &ldquo;Come hither, my son,&rdquo; said he, with his usual enthusiasm, &ldquo;come,
+ read with me in this vast volume of wisdom, thus nightly unfolded for our
+ perusal. Wisely did the Chaldean sages affirm, that the heaven is as a
+ mystic page, uttering speech to those who can rightly understand; warning
+ them of good and evil, and instructing them in the secret decrees of
+ fate.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The student&rsquo;s heart ached for his venerable master; and, for a moment, he
+ felt the futility of his occult wisdom. &ldquo;Alas! poor old man!&rdquo; thought he,
+ &ldquo;of what avails all thy study? Little dost thou dream, while busied in
+ airy speculations among the stars, what a treason against thy happiness is
+ going on under thine eyes; as it were, in thy very bosom!&mdash;Oh Inez!
+ Inez! where shall we look for truth and innocence, where shall we repose
+ confidence in woman, if even you can deceive?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was a trite apostrophe, such as every lover makes when he finds his
+ mistress not quite such a goddess as he had painted her. With the student,
+ however, it sprung from honest anguish of heart. He returned to his
+ lodgings, in pitiable confusion of mind. He now deplored the infatuation
+ that had led him on until his feelings were so thoroughly engaged. He
+ resolved to abandon his pursuits at the tower, and trust to absence to
+ dispel the fascination by which he had been spellbound. He no longer
+ thirsted after the discovery of the grand elixir: the dream of alchymy was
+ over; for, without Inez, what was the value of the philosopher&rsquo;s stone?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He rose, after a sleepless night, with the determination of taking his
+ leave of the alchymist, and tearing himself from Granada. For several days
+ did he rise with the same resolution, and every night saw him come back to
+ his pillow, to repine at his want of resolution, and to make fresh
+ determinations for the morrow. In the meanwhile, he saw less of Inez than
+ ever. She no longer walked in the garden, but remained almost entirely in
+ her apartment. When she met him, she blushed more than usual; and once
+ hesitated, as if she would have spoken; but, after a temporary
+ embarrassment, and still deeper blushes, she made some casual observation,
+ and retired. Antonio read, in this confusion, a consciousness of fault,
+ and of that fault&rsquo;s being discovered. &ldquo;What could she have wished to
+ communicate? Perhaps to account for the scene in the garden;&mdash;but how
+ can she account for it, or why should she account for it to me? What am I
+ to her?&mdash;or rather, what is she to me?&rdquo; exclaimed he, impatiently,
+ with a new resolution to break through these entanglements of the heart,
+ and fly from this enchanted spot for ever.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was returning that very night to his lodgings, full of this excellent
+ determination, when, in a shadowy part of the road, he passed a person
+ whom he recognized, by his height and form, for his rival: he was going in
+ the direction of the tower. If any lingering doubts remained, here was an
+ opportunity of settling them completely. He determined to follow this
+ unknown cavalier, and, under favour of the darkness, observe his
+ movements. If he obtained access to the tower, or in any way a favourable
+ reception, Antonio felt as if it would be a relief to his mind, and would
+ enable him to fix his wavering resolution.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The unknown, as he came near the tower, was more cautious and stealthy in
+ his approaches. He was joined under a clump of trees by another person,
+ and they had much whispering together. A light was burning in the chamber
+ of Inez; the curtain was down, but the casement was left open, as the
+ night was warm. After some time, the light was extinguished. A
+ considerable interval elapsed. The cavalier and his companion remained
+ under covert of the trees, as if keeping watch. At length they approached
+ the tower, with silent and cautious steps. The cavalier received a
+ dark-lantern from his companion, and threw off his cloak. The other then
+ softly brought something from the clump of trees, which Antonio perceived
+ to be a light ladder: he placed it against the wall, and the serenader
+ gently ascended. A sickening sensation came over Antonio. Here was indeed
+ a confirmation of every fear. He was about to leave the place, never to
+ return, when he heard a stifled shriek from Inez&rsquo;s chamber.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In an instant, the fellow that stood at the foot of the ladder lay
+ prostrate on the ground. Antonio wrested a stiletto from his nerveless
+ hand, and hurried up the ladder. He sprang in at the window, and found
+ Inez struggling in the grasp of his fancied rival; the latter, disturbed
+ from his prey, caught up his lantern, turned its light full upon Antonio,
+ and, drawing his sword, made a furious assault; luckily the student saw
+ the light gleam along the blade, and parried the thrust with the stiletto.
+ A fierce, but unequal combat ensued. Antonio fought exposed to the full
+ glare of the light, while his antagonist was in shadow: his stiletto, too,
+ was but a poor defence against a rapier. He saw that nothing would save
+ him but closing with his adversary, and getting within his weapon: he
+ rushed furiously upon him, and gave him a severe blow with the stiletto;
+ but received a wound in return from the shortened sword. At the same
+ moment, a blow was inflicted from behind, by the confederate, who had
+ ascended the ladder; it felled him to the floor, and his antagonists made
+ their escape.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By this time, the cries of Inez had brought her father and the domestic
+ into the room. Antonio was found weltering in his blood, and senseless. He
+ was conveyed to the chamber of the alchymist, who now repaid in kind the
+ attentions which the student had once bestowed upon him. Among his varied
+ knowledge he possessed some skill in surgery, which at this moment was of
+ more value than even his chymical lore. He stanched and dressed the wounds
+ of his disciple, which on examination proved less desperate than he had at
+ first apprehended. For a few days, however, his case was anxious, and
+ attended with danger. The old man watched over him with the affection of a
+ parent. He felt a double debt of gratitude towards him, on account of his
+ daughter and himself; he loved him too as a faithful and zealous disciple;
+ and he dreaded lest the world, should be deprived of the promising talents
+ of so aspiring an alchymist.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ An excellent constitution soon medicined his wounds; and there was a
+ balsam in the looks and words of Inez, that had a healing effect on the
+ still severer wounds which he carried in his heart. She displayed the
+ strongest interest in his safety; she called him her deliverer, her
+ preserver. It seemed as if her grateful disposition sought, in the warmth
+ of its acknowledgments, to repay him for past coldness. But what most
+ contributed to Antonio&rsquo;s recovery, was her explanation concerning his
+ supposed rival. It was some time since he had first beheld her at church,
+ and he had ever since persecuted her with his attentions. He had beset her
+ in her walks, until she had been obliged to confine herself to the house,
+ except when accompanied by her father. He had besieged her with letters,
+ serenades, and every art by which he could urge a vehement, but
+ clandestine and dishonourable suit. The scene in the garden was as much of
+ a surprise to her as to Antonio. Her persecutor had been attracted by her
+ voice, and had found his way over a ruined part of the wall. He had come
+ upon her unawares; was detaining her by force, and pleading his insulting
+ passion, when the appearance of the student interrupted him, and enabled
+ her to make her escape. She had forborne to mention to her father the
+ persecution which she suffered; she wished to spare him unavailing anxiety
+ and distress, and had determined to confine herself more rigorously to the
+ house; though it appeared that even here she had not been safe from his
+ daring enterprise.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Antonio inquired whether she knew the name of this impetuous admirer? She
+ replied that he had made his advances under a fictitious name; but that
+ she had heard him once called by the name of Don Ambrosio de Loxa.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Antonio knew him, by report, for one of the most determined and dangerous
+ libertines in all Granada. Artful, accomplished, and, if he chose to be
+ so, insinuating; but daring and headlong in the pursuit of his pleasures;
+ violent and implacable in his resentments. He rejoiced to find that Inez
+ had been proof against his seductions, and had been inspired with aversion
+ by his splendid profligacy; but he trembled to think of the dangers she
+ had run, and he felt solicitude about the dangers that must yet environ
+ her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At present, however, it was probable the enemy had a temporary quietus.
+ The traces of blood had been found for some distance from the ladder,
+ until they were lost among thickets; and as nothing had been heard or seen
+ of him since, it was concluded that he had been seriously wounded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As the student recovered from his wounds, he was enabled to join Inez and
+ her father in their domestic intercourse. The chamber in which they
+ usually met had probably been a saloon of state in former times. The floor
+ was of marble; the walls partially covered with remains of tapestry; the
+ chairs, richly carved and gilt, were crazed with age, and covered with
+ tarnished and tattered brocade. Against the wall hung a long rusty rapier,
+ the only relic that the old man retained of the chivalry of his ancestors.
+ There might have been something to provoke a smile, in the contrast
+ between the mansion and its inhabitants; between present poverty and the
+ graces of departed grandeur; but the fancy of the student had thrown so
+ much romance about the edifice and its inmates, that every thing was
+ clothed with charms. The philosopher, with his broken-down pride, and his
+ strange pursuits, seemed to comport with the melancholy ruin he inhabited;
+ and there was a native elegance of spirit about the daughter, that showed
+ she would have graced the mansion in its happier days.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What delicious moments were these to the student! Inez was no longer coy
+ and reserved. She was naturally artless and confiding; though the kind of
+ persecution she had experienced from one admirer had rendered her, for a
+ time, suspicious and circumspect toward the other. She now felt an entire
+ confidence in the sincerity and worth of Antonio, mingled with an
+ overflowing gratitude. When her eyes met his, they beamed with sympathy
+ and kindness; and Antonio, no longer haunted by the idea of a favoured
+ rival, once more aspired to success.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At these domestic meetings, however, he had little opportunity of paying
+ his court, except by looks. The alchymist, supposing him, like himself,
+ absorbed in the study of alchymy, endeavoured to cheer the tediousness of
+ his recovery by long conversations on the art. He even brought several of
+ his half-burnt volumes, which the student had once rescued from the
+ flames, and rewarded him for their preservation, by reading copious
+ passages. He would entertain him with the great and good acts of Flamel,
+ which he effected through means of the philosopher&rsquo;s stone, relieving
+ widows and orphans, founding hospitals, building churches, and what not;
+ or with the interrogatories of King Kalid, and the answers of Morienus,
+ the Roman hermit of Jerusalem; or the profound questions which Elardus, a
+ necromancer of the province of Catalonia, put to the devil, touching the
+ secrets of alchymy, and the devil&rsquo;s replies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All these were couched, in occult language, almost unintelligible to the
+ unpractised ear of the disciple. Indeed, the old man delighted in the
+ mystic phrases and symbolical jargon in which the writers that have
+ treated of alchymy have wrapped their communications; rendering them
+ incomprehensible except to the initiated. With what rapture would he
+ elevate his voice at a triumphant passage, announcing the grand discovery!
+ &ldquo;Thou shalt see,&rdquo; would he exclaim, in the words of Henry Kuhnrade,<a
+ href="#linknote-8" name="linknoteref-8" id="linknoteref-8"><small>8</small></a>
+ &ldquo;the stone of the philosophers (our king) go forth of the bed-chamber of
+ his glassy sepulchre into the theatre of this world; that is to say,
+ regenerated and made perfect, a shining carbuncle, a most temperate
+ splendour, whose most subtle and depurated parts are inseparable, united
+ into one with a concordial mixture, exceeding equal, transparent as
+ chrystal, shining red like a ruby, permanently colouring or ringing, fixt
+ in all temptations or tryals; yea, in the examination of the burning
+ sulphur itself, and the devouring waters, and in the most vehement
+ persecution of the fire, always incombustible and permanent as a
+ salamander!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="linknote-8" id="linknote-8"> Note--></a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="foot">
+ 8 (<a href="#linknoteref-8">return</a>)<br /> [ Amphitheatre of the Eternal
+ Wisdom.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The student had a high veneration for the fathers of alchymy, and a
+ profound respect for his instructor; but what was Henry Kuhnrade, Geber,
+ Lully, or even Albertus Magnus himself, compared to the countenance of
+ Inez, which presented such a page of beauty to his perusal? While,
+ therefore, the good alchymist was doling out knowledge by the hour, his
+ disciple would forget books, alchymy, every thing but the lovely object
+ before him. Inez, too, unpractised in the science of the heart, was
+ gradually becoming fascinated by the silent attentions of her lover. Day
+ by day, she seemed more and more perplexed by the kindling and strangely
+ pleasing emotions of her bosom. Her eye was often cast down in thought.
+ Blushes stole to her cheek without any apparent cause, and light,
+ half-suppressed sighs would follow these short fits of musing. Her little
+ ballads, though the same that she had always sung, yet breathed a more
+ tender spirit. Either the tones of her voice were more soft and touching,
+ or some passages were delivered with a feeling she had never before given
+ them. Antonio, beside his love for the abstruse sciences, had a pretty
+ turn for music; and never did philosopher touch the guitar more
+ tastefully. As, by degrees, he conquered the mutual embarrassment that
+ kept them asunder, he ventured to accompany Inez in some of her songs. He
+ had a voice full of fire and tenderness: as he sang, one would have
+ thought, from the kindling blushes of his companion, that he had been
+ pleading his own passion in her ear. Let those who would keep two youthful
+ hearts asunder, beware of music. Oh! this leaning over chairs, and conning
+ the same music-book, and entwining of voices, and melting away in
+ harmonies!&mdash;the German waltz is nothing to it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The worthy alchymist saw nothing of all this. His mind could admit of no
+ idea that was not connected with the discovery of the grand arcanum, and
+ he supposed his youthful coadjutor equally devoted. He was a mere child as
+ to human nature; and, as to the passion of love, whatever he might once
+ have felt of it, he had long since forgotten that there was such an idle
+ passion in existence. But, while he dreamed, the silent amour went on. The
+ very quiet and seclusion of the place were favourable to the growth of
+ romantic passion. The opening bud of love was able to put forth leaf by
+ leaf, without an adverse wind to check its growth. There was neither
+ officious friendship to chill by its advice, nor insidious envy to wither
+ by its sneers, nor an observing world to look on and stare it out of
+ countenance. There was neither declaration, nor vow, nor any other form of
+ Cupid&rsquo;s canting school. Their hearts mingled together, and understood each
+ other without the aid of language. They lapsed into the full current of
+ affection, unconscious of its depth, and thoughtless of the rocks that
+ might lurk beneath its surface. Happy lovers! who wanted nothing to make
+ their felicity complete, but the discovery of the philosopher&rsquo;s stone!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length, Antonio&rsquo;s health was sufficiently restored to enable him to
+ return to his lodgings in Granada. He felt uneasy, however, at leaving the
+ tower, while lurking danger might surround its almost defenceless inmates.
+ He dreaded lest Don Ambrosio, recovered from his wounds, might plot some
+ new attempt, by secret art, or open violence. From all that he had heard,
+ he knew him to be too implacable to suffer his defeat to pass unavenged,
+ and too rash and fearless, when his arts were unavailing, to stop at any
+ daring deed in the accomplishment of his purposes. He urged his
+ apprehensions to the alchymist and his daughter, and proposed that they
+ should abandon the dangerous vicinity of Granada.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have relations,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;in Valentia, poor indeed, but worthy and
+ affectionate. Among them you will find friendship and quiet, and we may
+ there pursue our labours unmolested.&rdquo; He went on to paint the beauties and
+ delights of Valentia, with all the fondness of a native, and all the
+ eloquence with which a lover paints the fields and groves which he is
+ picturing as the future scenes of his happiness. His eloquence, backed by
+ the apprehensions of Inez, was successful with the alchymist, who, indeed,
+ had led too unsettled a life to be particular about the place of his
+ residence; and it was determined, that, as soon as Antonio&rsquo;s health was
+ perfectly restored, they should abandon the tower, and seek the delicious
+ neighbourhood of Valentia.<a href="#linknote-9" name="linknoteref-9"
+ id="linknoteref-9"><small>9</small></a>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="linknote-9" id="linknote-9"> Note--></a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="foot">
+ 9 (<a href="#linknoteref-9">return</a>)<br /> [ Here are the strongest
+ silks, the sweetest wines, the excellent&rsquo;st almonds, the best oyls, and
+ beautifull&rsquo;st females of all Spain. The very bruit animals make themselves
+ beds of rosemary, and other fragrant flowers hereabouts; and when one is
+ at sea, if the winde blow from the shore, he may smell this soyl before he
+ comes in sight of it, many leagues off, by the strong odoriferous scent it
+ casts. As it is the most pleasant, so it is also the temperat&rsquo;st clime of
+ all Spain, and they commonly call it the second Italy; which made the
+ Moors, whereof many thousands were disterr&rsquo;d, and banish&rsquo;d hence to
+ Barbary, to think that Paradise was in that part of the heavens which hung
+ over this citie.&mdash;HOWELL&rsquo;S <i>Letters</i>.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To recruit his strength, the student suspended his toils in the
+ laboratory, and spent the few remaining days, before departure, in taking
+ a farewell look at the enchanting environs of Granada. He felt returning
+ health and vigour, as he inhaled the pure temperate breezes that play
+ about its hills; and the happy state of his mind contributed to his rapid
+ recovery. Inez was often the companion of his walks. Her descent, by the
+ mother&rsquo;s side, from one of the ancient Moorish families, gave her an
+ interest in this once favourite seat of Arabian power. She gazed with
+ enthusiasm upon its magnificent monuments, and her memory was filled with
+ the traditional tales and ballads of Moorish chivalry. Indeed, the
+ solitary life she had led, and the visionary turn of her father&rsquo;s mind,
+ had produced an effect upon her character, and given it a tinge of what,
+ in modern days, would be termed romance. All this was called into full
+ force by this new passage; for, when a woman first begins to love, life is
+ all romance to her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In one of their evening strolls, they had ascended to the mountain of the
+ Sun, where is situated the Generaliffe, the palace of pleasure, in the
+ days of Moorish dominion, but now a gloomy convent of Capuchins. They had
+ wandered about its garden, among groves of orange, citron, and cypress,
+ where the waters, leaping in torrents, or gushing in fountains, or tossed
+ aloft in sparkling jets, fill the air with music and freshness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is a melancholy mingled with all the beauties of this garden, that
+ gradually stole over the feelings of the lovers. The place is full of the
+ sad story of past times. It was the favourite abode of the lovely queen of
+ Granada, where she was surrounded by the delights of a gay and voluptuous
+ court. It was here, too, amidst her own bowers of roses, that her
+ slanderers laid the base story of her dishonour, and struck a fatal blow
+ to the line of the gallant Abencerrages.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The whole garden has a look of ruin and neglect. Many of the fountains are
+ dry and broken; the streams have wandered from their marble channels, and
+ are choked by weeds and yellow leaves. The reed whistles to the wind,
+ where it had once sported among roses, and shaken perfume from the
+ orange-blossom. The convent-bell flings its sullen sound, or the drowsy
+ vesper-hymn floats along these solitudes, which once resounded with the
+ song, and the dance, and the lover&rsquo;s serenade. Well may the Moors lament
+ over the loss of this earthly paradise; well may they remember it in their
+ prayers, and beseech Heaven to restore it to the faithful; well may their
+ ambassadors smite their breasts when they behold these monuments of their
+ race, and sit down and weep among the fading glories of Granada!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is impossible to wander about these scenes of departed love and gayety,
+ and not feel the tenderness of the heart awakened. It was then that
+ Antonio first ventured to breathe his passion, and to express by words
+ what his eyes had long since so eloquently revealed. He made his avowal
+ with fervour, but with frankness. He had no gay prospects to hold out: he
+ was a poor scholar, dependent on his &ldquo;good spirits to feed and clothe
+ him.&rdquo; But a woman in love is no interested calculator. Inez listened to
+ him with downcast eyes, but in them was a humid gleam that showed her
+ heart was with him. She had no prudery in her nature; and she had not been
+ sufficiently in society to acquire it. She loved him with all the absence
+ of worldliness of a genuine woman; and, amidst timid smiles and blushes,
+ he drew from her a modest acknowledgment of her affection.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They wandered about the garden, with that sweet intoxication of the soul
+ which none but happy lovers know. The world about them was all fairy land;
+ and, indeed, it spread forth one of its fairest scenes before their eyes,
+ as if to fulfil their dream of earthly happiness. They looked out from
+ between groves of orange, upon the towers of Granada below them; the
+ magnificent plain of the Vega beyond, streaked with evening sunshine, and
+ the distant hills tinted with rosy and purple hues: it seemed an emblem of
+ the happy future, that love and hope were decking out for them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As if to make the scene complete, a group of Andalusians struck up a
+ dance, in one of the vistas of the garden, to the guitars of two wandering
+ musicians. The Spanish music is wild and plaintive, yet the people dance
+ to it with spirit and enthusiasm. The picturesque figures of the dancers;
+ the girls with their hair in silken nets that hung in knots and tassels
+ down their backs, their mantillas floating round their graceful forms,
+ their slender feet peeping from under their basquinas, their arms tossed
+ up in the air to play the castanets, had a beautiful effect on this airy
+ height, with the rich evening landscape spreading out below them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the dance was ended, two of the parties approached Antonio and Inez;
+ one of them began a soft and tender Moorish ballad, accompanied by the
+ other on the lute. It alluded to the story of the garden, the wrongs of
+ the fair queen of Granada, and the misfortunes of the Abencerrages. It was
+ one of those old ballads that abound in this part of Spain, and live, like
+ echoes, about the ruins of Moorish greatness. The heart of Inez was at
+ that moment open to every tender impression; the tears rose into her eyes,
+ as she listened to the tale. The singer approached nearer to her; she was
+ striking in her appearance;&mdash;young, beautiful, with a mixture of
+ wildness and melancholy in her fine black eyes. She fixed them mournfully
+ and expressively on Inez, and, suddenly varying her manner, sang another
+ ballad, which treated of impending danger and treachery. All this might
+ have passed for a mere accidental caprice of the singer, had there not
+ been something in her look, manner, and gesticulation that made it pointed
+ and startling.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Inez was about to ask the meaning of this evidently personal application
+ of the song, when she was interrupted by Antonio, who gently drew her from
+ the place. Whilst she had been lost in attention to the music, he had
+ remarked a group of men, in the shadows of the trees, whispering together.
+ They were enveloped in the broad hats and great cloaks so much worn by the
+ Spanish, and, while they were regarding himself and Inez attentively,
+ seemed anxious to avoid observation. Not knowing what might be their
+ character or intention, he hastened to quit a place where the gathering
+ shadows of evening might expose them to intrusion and insult. On their way
+ down the hill, as they passed through the wood of elms, mingled with
+ poplars and oleanders, that skirts the road leading from the Alhambra, he
+ again saw these men apparently following at a distance; and he afterwards
+ caught sight of them among the trees on the banks of the Darro. He said
+ nothing on the subject to Inez, nor her father, for he would not awaken
+ unnecessary alarm; but he felt at a loss how to ascertain or to avert any
+ machinations that might be devising against the helpless inhabitants of
+ the tower.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He took his leave of them late at night, full of this perplexity. As he
+ left the dreary old pile, he saw some one lurking in the shadow of the
+ wall, apparently watching his movements. He hastened after the figure, but
+ it glided away, and disappeared among some ruins. Shortly after he heard a
+ low whistle, which was answered from a little distance. He had no longer a
+ doubt but that some mischief was on foot, and turned to hasten back to the
+ tower, and put its inmates on their guard. He had scarcely turned,
+ however, before he found himself suddenly seized from behind by some one
+ of Herculean strength. His struggles were in vain; he was surrounded by
+ armed men. One threw a mantle over him that stifled his cries, and
+ enveloped him in its folds; and he was hurried off with irresistible
+ rapidity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next day passed without the appearance of Antonio at the alchymist&rsquo;s.
+ Another, and another day succeeded, and yet he did not come; nor had any
+ thing been heard of him at his lodgings. His absence caused, at first,
+ surprise and conjecture, and at length alarm. Inez recollected the
+ singular intimations of the ballad-singer upon the mountain, which seemed
+ to warn her of impending danger, and her mind was full of vague
+ forebodings. She sat listening to every sound at the gate, or footstep on
+ the stairs. She would take up her guitar and strike a few notes, but it
+ would not do; her heart was sickening with suspense and anxiety. She had
+ never before felt what it was to be really lonely. She now was conscious
+ of the force of that attachment which had taken possession of her breast;
+ for never do we know how much we love, never do we know how necessary the
+ object of our love is to our happiness, until we experience the weary void
+ of separation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The philosopher, too, felt the absence of his disciple almost as sensibly
+ as did his daughter. The animating buoyancy of the youth had inspired him
+ with new ardour, and had given to his labours the charm of full
+ companionship. However, he had resources and consolations of which his
+ daughter was destitute. His pursuits were of a nature to occupy every
+ thought, and keep the spirits in a state of continual excitement. Certain
+ indications, too, had lately manifested themselves, of the most favourable
+ nature. Forty days and forty nights had the process gone on successfully;
+ the old man&rsquo;s hopes were constantly rising, and he now considered the
+ glorious moment once more at hand, when he should obtain not merely the
+ major lunaria, but likewise the tinctura solaris, the means of multiplying
+ gold, and of prolonging existence. He remained, therefore, continually
+ shut up in his laboratory, watching his furnace; for a moment&rsquo;s
+ inadvertency might once more defeat all his expectations.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was sitting one evening at one of his solitary vigils, wrapped up in
+ meditation; the hour was late, and his neighbour, the owl, was hooting
+ from the battlement of the tower, when he heard the door open behind him.
+ Supposing it to be his daughter coming to take her leave of him for the
+ night, as was her frequent practice, he called her by name, but a harsh
+ voice me this ear in reply. He was grasped by the arms, and, looking up,
+ perceived three strange men in the chamber. He attempted to shake them
+ off, but in vain. He called for help, but they scoffed at his cries.
+ &ldquo;Peace, dotard!&rdquo; cried one: &ldquo;think&rsquo;st thou the servants of the most holy
+ inquisition are to be daunted by thy clamours? Comrades, away with him!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Without heeding his remonstrances and entreaties, they seized upon his
+ books and papers, took some note of the apartment, and the utensils, and
+ then bore him off a prisoner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Inez, left to herself, had passed a sad and lonely evening; seated by a
+ casement which looked into the garden, she had pensively watched star
+ after star sparkle out of the blue depths of the sky, and was indulging a
+ crowd of anxious thoughts about her lover, until the rising tears began to
+ flow. She was suddenly alarmed by the sound of voices, that seemed to come
+ from a distant part of the mansion. There was, not long after, a noise of
+ several persons descending the stairs. Surprised at these unusual sounds
+ in their lonely habitation, she remained for a few moments in a state of
+ trembling, yet indistinct apprehension, when the servant rushed into the
+ room, with terror in her countenance, and informed her that her father was
+ carried off by armed men.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Inez did not stop to hear further, but flew down-stairs to overtake them.
+ She had scarcely passed the threshold, when she found herself in the grasp
+ of strangers.&mdash;&ldquo;Away!&mdash;away!&rdquo; cried she, wildly, &ldquo;do not stop me&mdash;let
+ me follow my father.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We come to conduct you to him, senora,&rdquo; said one of the men,
+ respectfully.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Where is he, then?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He is gone to Granada,&rdquo; replied the man: &ldquo;an unexpected circumstance
+ requires his presence there immediately; but he is among friends.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We have no friends in Granada,&rdquo; said Inez, drawing back; but then the
+ idea of Antonio rushed into her mind; something relating to him might have
+ call her father thither. &ldquo;Is senor Antonio de Castros with him?&rdquo; demanded
+ she, with agitation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I know not, senora,&rdquo; replied the man. &ldquo;It is very possible. I only know
+ that your father is among friends, and is anxious for you to follow him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Let us go, then,&rdquo; cried she, eagerly. The men led her a little distance
+ to where a mule was waiting, and, assisting her to mount, they conducted
+ her slowly towards the city.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Granada was on that evening a scene of fanciful revel. It was one of the
+ festivals of the Maestranza, an association of the nobility to keep up
+ some of the gallant customs of ancient chivalry. There had been a
+ representation of a tournament in one of the squares; the streets would
+ still occasionally resound with the beat of a solitary drum, or the bray
+ of a trumpet from some straggling party of revellers. Sometimes they were
+ met by cavaliers, richly dressed in ancient costumes, attended by their
+ squires; and at one time they passed in sight of a palace brilliantly
+ illuminated, from whence came the mingled sounds of music and the dance.
+ Shortly after, they came to the square where the mock tournament had been
+ held. It was thronged by the populace, recreating themselves among booths
+ and stalls where refreshments were sold, and the glare of torches showed
+ the temporary galleries, and gay-coloured awnings, and armorial trophies,
+ and other paraphernalia of the show. The conductors of Inez endeavoured to
+ keep out of observation, and to traverse a gloomy part of the square; but
+ they were detained at one place by the pressure of a crowd surrounding a
+ party of wandering musicians, singing one of those ballads of which the
+ Spanish populace are so passionately fond. The torches which were held by
+ some of the crowd, threw a strong mass of light upon Inez, and the sight
+ of so beautiful a being, without mantilla or veil, looking so bewildered,
+ and conducted by men who seemed to take no gratification in the
+ surrounding gayety, occasioned expressions of curiosity. One of the
+ ballad-singers approached, and striking her guitar with peculiar
+ earnestness, began to sing a doleful air, full of sinister forebodings.
+ Inez started with surprise. It was the same ballad-singer that had
+ addressed her in the garden of the Generaliffe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was the same air that she had then sung. It spoke of impending dangers;
+ they seemed, indeed, to be thickening around her. She was anxious to speak
+ with the girl, and to ascertain whether she really had a knowledge of any
+ definite evil that was threatening her; but, as she attempted to address
+ her, the mule, on which she rode, was suddenly seized, and led forcibly
+ through the throng by one of her conductors, while she saw another
+ addressing menacing words to the ballad-singer. The latter raised her hand
+ with a warning gesture, as Inez lost sight of her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While she was yet lost in perplexity, caused by this singular occurrence,
+ they stopped at the gate of a large mansion. One of her attendants
+ knocked, the door was opened, and they entered a paved court. &ldquo;Where are
+ we?&rdquo; demanded Inez, with anxiety. &ldquo;At the house of a friend, senora,&rdquo;
+ replied the man. &ldquo;Ascend this staircase with me, and in a moment you will
+ meet your father.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They ascended a staircase, that led to a suite of splendid apartments.
+ They passed through several, until they came to an inner chamber. The door
+ opened&mdash;some one approached; but what was her terror at perceiving,
+ not her father, but Don Ambrosio!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The men who had seized upon the alchymist had, at least, been more honest
+ in their professions. They were, indeed, familiars of the inquisition. He
+ was conducted in silence to the gloomy prison of that horrible tribunal.
+ It was a mansion whose very aspect withered joy, and almost shut out hope.
+ It was one of those hideous abodes which the bad passions of men conjure
+ up in this fair world, to rival the fancied dens of demons and the
+ accursed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Day after day went heavily by, without anything to mark the lapse of time,
+ but the decline and reappearance of the light that feebly glimmered
+ through the narrow window of the dungeon in which the unfortunate
+ alchymist was buried rather than confined. His mind was harassed with
+ uncertainties and fears about his daughter, so helpless and inexperienced.
+ He endeavoured to gather tidings of her from the man who brought his daily
+ portion of food. The fellow stared, as if astonished at being asked a
+ question in that mansion of silence and mystery, but departed without
+ saying a word. Every succeeding attempt was equally fruitless.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The poor alchymist was oppressed by many griefs; and it was not the least,
+ that he had been again interrupted in his labours on the very point of
+ success. Never was alchymist so near attaining the golden secret&mdash;a
+ little longer, and all his hopes would have been realized. The thoughts of
+ these disappointments afflicted him more even than the fear of all that he
+ might suffer from the merciless inquisition. His waking thoughts would
+ follow him into his dreams. He would be transported in fancy to his
+ laboratory, busied again among retorts and alembics, and surrounded by
+ Lully, by D&rsquo;Abano, by Olybius, and the other masters of the sublime art.
+ The moment of projection would arrive; a seraphic form would rise out of
+ the furnace, holding forth a vessel containing the precious elixir; but,
+ before he could grasp the prize, he would awake, and find himself in a
+ dungeon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All the devices of inquisitorial ingenuity were employed to ensnare the
+ old man, and to draw from him evidence that might be brought against
+ himself, and might corroborate certain secret information that had been
+ given against him. He had been accused of practising necromancy and
+ judicial astrology, and a cloud of evidence had been secretly brought
+ forward to substantiate the charge. It would be tedious to enumerate all
+ the circumstances, apparently corroborative, which had been industriously
+ cited by the secret accuser. The silence which prevailed about the tower,
+ its desolateness, the very quiet of its inhabitants, had been adduced as
+ proofs that something sinister was perpetrated within. The alchymist&rsquo;s
+ conversations and soliloquies in the garden had been overheard and
+ misrepresented. The lights and strange appearances at night, in the tower,
+ were given with violent exaggerations. Shrieks and yells were said to have
+ been heard from thence at midnight, when, it was confidently asserted, the
+ old man raised familiar spirits by his incantations, and even compelled
+ the dead to rise from their graves, and answer to his questions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The alchymist, according to the custom of the inquisition, was kept in
+ complete ignorance of his accuser; of the witnesses produced against him;
+ even of the crimes of which he was accused. He was examined generally,
+ whether he knew why he was arrested, and was conscious of any guilt that
+ might deserve the notice of the holy office? He was examined as to his
+ country, his life, his habits, his pursuits, his actions, and opinions.
+ The old man was frank and simple in his replies; he was conscious of no
+ guilt, capable of no art, practised in no dissimulation. After receiving a
+ general admonition to bethink himself whether he had not committed any act
+ deserving of punishment and to prepare, by confession, to secure the well
+ known mercy of the tribunal, he was remanded to his cell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was now visited in his dungeon by crafty familiars of the inquisition,
+ who, under pretence of sympathy and kindness, came to beguile the
+ tediousness of his imprisonment with friendly conversation. They casually
+ introduced the subject of alchymy, on which they touched with great
+ caution and pretended indifference. There was no need of such craftiness.
+ The honest enthusiast had no suspicion in his nature: the moment they
+ touched upon his favourite theme, he forgot his misfortunes and
+ imprisonment, and broke forth into rhapsodies about the divine science.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The conversation was artfully turned to the discussion of elementary
+ beings. The alchymist readily avowed his belief in them; and that there
+ had been instances of their attending upon philosophers, and administering
+ to their wishes. He related many miracles said to have been performed by
+ Apollonius Thyaneus, through the aid of spirits or demons; insomuch that
+ he was set up by the heathens in opposition to the Messiah; and was even
+ regarded with reverence by many Christians. The familiars eagerly demanded
+ whether he believed Apollonius to be a true and worthy philosopher. The
+ unaffected piety of the alchymist protected him even in the midst of his
+ simplicity; for he condemned Apollonius as a sorcerer and an impostor. No
+ art could draw from him an admission that he had ever employed or invoked
+ spiritual agencies in the prosecution of his pursuits, though he believed
+ himself to have been frequently impeded by their invisible interference.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The inquisitors were sorely vexed at not being able to inveigle him into a
+ confession of a criminal nature; they attributed their failure to craft,
+ to obstinacy, to every cause but the right one, namely, that the harmless
+ visionary had nothing guilty to confess. They had abundant proof of a
+ secret nature against him; but it was the practice of the inquisition to
+ endeavour to procure confession from the prisoners. An auto da fé was at
+ hand; the worthy fathers were eager for his conviction, for they were
+ always anxious to have a good number of culprits condemned to the stake,
+ to grace these solemn triumphs. He was at length brought to a final
+ examination.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The chamber of trial was spacious and gloomy. At one end was a huge
+ crucifix, the standard of the inquisition. A long table extended through
+ the centre of the room, at which sat the inquisitors and their secretary;
+ at the other end, a stool was placed for the prisoner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was brought in, according to custom, bare-headed and bare-legged. He
+ was enfeebled by confinement and affliction; by constantly brooding over
+ the unknown fate of his child, and the disastrous interruption of his
+ experiments. He sat bowed down and listless; his head sunk upon his
+ breast; his whole appearance that of one &ldquo;past hope, abandoned, and by
+ himself given over.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The accusation alleged against him was now brought forward in a specific
+ form; he was called upon by name, Felix de Vasquez, formerly of Castile,
+ to answer to the charges of necromancy and demonology. He was told that
+ the charges were amply substantiated; and was asked whether he was ready,
+ by full confession, to throw himself upon the well-known mercy of the holy
+ inquisition.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The philosopher testified some slight surprise at the nature of the
+ accusation, but simply replied, &ldquo;I am innocent.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What proof have you to give of your innocence?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It rather remains for you to prove your charges,&rdquo; said the old man. &ldquo;I am
+ a stranger and a sojourner in the land, and know no one out of the doors
+ of my dwelling. I can give nothing in my vindication but the word of a
+ nobleman and a Castilian.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The inquisitor shook his head, and went on to repeat the various inquiries
+ that had before been made as to his mode of life and pursuits. The poor
+ alchymist was too feeble and too weary at heart to make any but brief
+ replies. He requested that some man of science might examine his
+ laboratory, and all his books and papers, by which it would be made
+ abundantly evident that he was merely engaged in the study of alchymy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To this the inquisitor observed, that alchymy had become a mere covert for
+ secret and deadly sins. That the practisers of it were apt to scruple at
+ no means to satisfy their inordinate greediness of gold. Some had been
+ known to use spells and impious ceremonies; to conjure the aid of evil
+ spirits; nay, even to sell their souls to the enemy of mankind, so that
+ they might riot in boundless wealth while living.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The poor alchymist had heard all patiently, or, at least, passively. He
+ had disdained to vindicate his name otherwise than by his word; he had
+ smiled at the accusations of sorcery, when applied merely to himself; but
+ when the sublime art, which had been the study and passion of his life,
+ was assailed, he could no longer listen in silence. His head gradually
+ rose from his bosom; a hectic colour came in faint streaks to his cheek;
+ played about there, disappeared, returned, and at length kindled into a
+ burning glow. The clammy dampness dried from his forehead; his eyes, which
+ had nearly been extinguished, lighted up again, and burned with their
+ wonted and visionary fires. He entered into a vindication of his favourite
+ art. His voice at first was feeble and broken; but it gathered strength as
+ he proceeded, until it rolled in a deep and sonorous volume. He gradually
+ rose from his seat, as he rose with his subject; he threw back the scanty
+ black mantle which had hitherto wrapped his limbs; the very uncouthness of
+ his form and looks gave an impressive effect to what he uttered; it was as
+ though a corpse had become suddenly animated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He repelled with scorn the aspersions cast upon alchymy by the ignorant
+ and vulgar. He affirmed it to be the mother of all art and science, citing
+ the opinions of Paracelsus, Sandivogius, Raymond Lully, and others, in
+ support of his assertions. He maintained that it was pure and innocent and
+ honourable both in its purposes and means. What were its objects? The
+ perpetuation of life and youth, and the production of gold. &ldquo;The elixir
+ vitae,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;is no charmed potion, but merely a concentration of
+ those elements of vitality which nature has scattered through her works.
+ The philosopher&rsquo;s stone, or tincture, or powder, as it is variously
+ called, is no necromantic talisman, but consists simply of those particles
+ which gold contains within itself for its reproduction; for gold, like
+ other things, has its seed within itself, though bound up with
+ inconceivable firmness, from the vigour of innate fixed salts and
+ sulphurs. In seeking to discover the elixir of life, then,&rdquo; continued he,
+ &ldquo;we seek only to apply some of nature&rsquo;s own specifics against the disease
+ and decay to which our bodies are subjected; and what else does the
+ physician, when he tasks his art, and uses subtle compounds and cunning
+ distillations, to revive our languishing powers, and avert the stroke of
+ death for a season?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In seeking to multiply the precious metals, also, we seek but to
+ germinate and multiply, by natural means, a particular species of nature&rsquo;s
+ productions; and what else does the husbandman, who consults times and
+ seasons, and, by what might be deemed a natural magic, from the mere
+ scattering of his hand, covers a whole plain with golden vegetation? The
+ mysteries of our art, it is true, are deeply and darkly hidden; but it
+ requires so much the more innocence and purity of thought, to penetrate
+ unto them. No, father! the true alchymist must be pure in mind and body;
+ he must be temperate, patient, chaste, watchful, meek, humble, devout. &lsquo;My
+ son,&rsquo; says Hermes Trismegestes, the great master of our art, &lsquo;my son, I
+ recommend you above all things to fear God.&rsquo; And indeed it is only by
+ devout castigation of the senses, and purification of the soul that the
+ alchymist is enabled to enter into the sacred chambers of truth. &lsquo;Labour,
+ pray, and read,&rsquo; is the motto of our science. As De Nuysment well
+ observes, &lsquo;These high and singular favours are granted unto none, save
+ only unto the sons of God, (that is to say, the virtuous and devout,) who,
+ under his paternal benediction, have obtained the opening of the same, by
+ the helping hand of the queen of arts, divine Philosophy.&rsquo; Indeed, so
+ sacred has the nature of this knowledge been considered, that we are told
+ it has four times been expressly communicated by God to man, having made a
+ part of that cabalistical wisdom which was revealed to Adam to console him
+ for the loss of Paradise; and to Moses in the bush, and to Solomon in a
+ dream, and to Esdras by the angel.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So far from demons and malign spirits being the friends and abettors of
+ the alchymist, they are the continual foes with which he has to contend.
+ It is their constant endeavour to shut up the avenues to those truths
+ which would enable him to rise above the abject state into which he has
+ fallen, and return to that excellence which was his original birthright.
+ For what would be the effect of this length of days, and this abundant
+ wealth, but to enable the possessor to go on from art to art, from science
+ to science, with energies unimpaired by sickness, uninterrupted by death?
+ For this have sages and philosophers shut themselves up in cells and
+ solitudes; buried themselves in caves and dens of the earth; turning from
+ the joys of life, and the pleasance of the world; enduring scorn, poverty,
+ persecution. For this was Raymond Lully stoned to death in Mauritania. For
+ this did the immortal Pietro D&rsquo;Abano suffer persecution at Padua, and,
+ when he escaped from his oppressors by death, was despitefully burnt in
+ effigy. For this have illustrious men of all nations intrepidly suffered
+ martyrdom. For this, if unmolested, have they assiduously employed the
+ latest hour of life, the expiring throb of existence; hoping to the last
+ that they might yet seize upon the prize for which they had struggled, and
+ pluck themselves back even from the very jaws of the grave!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;For, when once the alchymist shall have attained the object of his toils;
+ when the sublime secret shall be revealed to his gaze, how glorious will
+ be the change in his condition! How will he emerge from his solitary
+ retreat, like the sun breaking forth from the darksome chamber of the
+ night, and darting his beams throughout the earth! Gifted with perpetual
+ youth and boundless riches, to what heights of wisdom may he attain! How
+ may he carry on, uninterrupted, the thread of knowledge, which has
+ hitherto been snapped at the death of each philosopher! And, as the
+ increase of wisdom is the increase of virtue, how may he become the
+ benefactor of his fellow-men; dispensing, with liberal but cautious and
+ discriminating hand, that inexhaustible wealth which is at his disposal;
+ banishing poverty, which is the cause of so much sorrow and wickedness;
+ encouraging the arts; promoting discoveries, and enlarging all the means
+ of virtuous enjoyment! His life will be the connecting band of
+ generations. History will live in his recollection; distant ages will
+ speak with his tongue. The nations of the earth will look to him as their
+ preceptor, and kings will sit at his feet and learn wisdom. Oh glorious!
+ oh celestial alchymy!&rdquo;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here he was interrupted by the inquisitor, who had suffered him to go on
+ thus far, in hopes of gathering something from his unguarded enthusiasm.
+ &ldquo;Senor,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;this is all rambling, visionary talk. You are charged
+ with sorcery, and in defence you give us a rhapsody about alchymy. Have
+ you nothing better than this to offer in your defence?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The old man slowly resumed his seat, but did not deign a reply. The fire
+ that had beamed in his eye gradually expired. His cheek resumed its wonted
+ paleness; but he did not relapse into inanity. He sat with a steady,
+ serene, patient look. Like one prepared not to contend, but to suffer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His trial continued for a long time, with cruel mockery of justice, for no
+ witnesses were ever in this court confronted with the accused, and the
+ latter had continually to defend himself in the dark. Some unknown and
+ powerful enemy had alleged charges against the unfortunate alchymist, but
+ who he could not imagine. Stranger and sojourner as he was in the land,
+ solitary and harmless in his pursuits, how could he have provoked such
+ hostility? The tide of secret testimony, however, was too strong against
+ him; he was convicted of the crime of magic, and condemned to expiate his
+ sins at the stake, at the approaching auto da fé.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While the unhappy alchymist was undergoing his trial at the inquisition,
+ his daughter was exposed to trials no less severe. Don Ambrosio, into
+ whose hands she had fallen, was, as has before been intimated, one of the
+ most daring and lawless profligates in all Granada. He was a man of hot
+ blood and fiery passions, who stopped at nothing in the gratification of
+ his desires; yet with all this he possessed manners, address, and
+ accomplishments, that had made him eminently successful among the sex.
+ From the palace to the cottage he had extended his amorous enterprises;
+ his serenades harassed the slumbers of half the husbands in Granada; no
+ balcony was too high for his adventurous attempts, nor any cottage too
+ lowly for his perfidious seductions. Yet he was as fickle as he was
+ ardent; success had made him vain and capricious; he had no sentiment to
+ attach him to the victim of his arts; and many a pale cheek and fading
+ eye, languishing amidst the sparkling of jewels, and many a breaking
+ heart, throbbing under the rustic bodice, bore testimony to his triumphs
+ and his faithlessness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was sated, however, by easy conquests, and wearied of a life of
+ continual and prompt gratification. There had been a degree of difficulty
+ and enterprise in the pursuit of Inez that he had never before
+ experienced. It had aroused him from the monotony of mere sensual life,
+ and stimulated him with the charm of adventure. He had become an epicure
+ in pleasure; and now that he had this coy beauty in his power, he was
+ determined to protract his enjoyment, by the gradual conquest of her
+ scruples and downfall of her virtue. He was vain of his person and
+ address, which he thought no woman could long withstand; and it was a kind
+ of trial of skill to endeavour to gain, by art and fascination, what he
+ was secure of obtaining at any time by violence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Inez, therefore, was brought into his presence by his emissaries, he
+ affected not to notice her terror and surprise, but received her with
+ formal and stately courtesy. He was too wary a fowler to flutter the bird
+ when just entangled in the net. To her eager and wild inquiries about her
+ father, he begged her not to be alarmed; that he was safe, and had been
+ there, but was engaged elsewhere in an affair of moment, from which he
+ would soon return; in the meantime, he had left word that she should await
+ his return in patience. After some stately expressions of general
+ civility, Don Ambrosio made a ceremonious bow and retired.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The mind of Inez was full of trouble and perplexity. The stately formality
+ of Don Ambrosio was so unexpected as to check the accusations and
+ reproaches that were springing to her lips. Had he had evil designs, would
+ he have treated her with such frigid ceremony when he had her in his
+ power? But why, then, was she brought to his house? Was not the mysterious
+ disappearance of Antonio connected with this? A thought suddenly darted
+ into her mind. Antonio had again met with Don Ambrosio&mdash;they had
+ fought&mdash;Antonio was wounded&mdash;perhaps dying! It was him to whom
+ her father had gone&mdash;it was at his request that Don Ambrosio had sent
+ for them, to soothe his dying moments! These, and a thousand such horrible
+ suggestions, harassed her mind; but she tried in vain to get information
+ from the domestics; they knew nothing but that her father had been there,
+ had gone, and would soon return.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus passed a night of tumultuous thought, and vague yet cruel
+ apprehensions. She knew not what to do or what to believe&mdash;whether
+ she ought to fly, or to remain; but if to fly, how was she to extricate
+ herself?&mdash;and where was she to seek her father? As the day dawned
+ without any intelligence of him, her alarm increased; at length a message
+ was brought from him, saying that circumstances prevented his return to
+ her, but begging her to hasten to him without delay.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With an eager and throbbing heart did she set forth with the men that were
+ to conduct her. She little thought, however, that she was merely changing
+ her prison-house. Don Ambrosio had feared lest she should be traced to his
+ residence in Granada; or that he might be interrupted there before he
+ could accomplish his plan of seduction. He had her now conveyed,
+ therefore, to a mansion which he possessed in one of the mountain
+ solitudes in the neighbourhood of Granada; a lonely, but beautiful
+ retreat. In vain, on her arrival, did she look around for her father or
+ Antonio; none but strange faces met her eye: menials, profoundly
+ respectful, but who knew nor saw anything but what their master pleased.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She had scarcely arrived before Don Ambrosio made his appearance, less
+ stately in his manner, but still treating her with the utmost delicacy and
+ deference. Inez was too much agitated and alarmed to be baffled by his
+ courtesy, and became vehement in her demand to be conducted to her father.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Ambrosio now put on an appearance of the greatest embarrassment and
+ emotion. After some delay, and much pretended confusion, he at length
+ confessed that the seizure of her father was all a stratagem; a mere false
+ alarm, to procure him the present opportunity of having access to her, and
+ endeavouring to mitigate that obduracy, and conquer that repugnance, which
+ he declared had almost driven him to distraction.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He assured her that her father was again at home in safety, and occupied
+ in his usual pursuits; having been fully satisfied that his daughter was
+ in honourable hands, and would soon be restored to him. It was in vain
+ that she threw herself at his feet, and implored to be set at liberty; he
+ only replied by gentle entreaties, that she would pardon the seeming
+ violence he had to use; and that she would trust a little while to his
+ honour. &ldquo;You are here,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;absolute mistress of every thing:
+ nothing shall be said or done to offend you; I will not even intrude upon
+ your ear the unhappy passion that is devouring my heart. Should you
+ require it, I will even absent myself from your presence; but, to part
+ with you entirely at present, with your mind full of doubts and
+ resentments, would be worse than death to me. No, beautiful Inez, you must
+ first know me a little better, and know by my conduct that my passion for
+ you is as delicate and respectful as it is vehement.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The assurance of her father&rsquo;s safety had relieved Inez from one cause of
+ torturing anxiety, only to render her fears the more violent on her own
+ account. Don Ambrosio, however, continued to treat her with artful
+ deference, that insensibly lulled her apprehensions. It is true she found
+ herself a captive, but no advantage appeared to be taken of her
+ helplessness. She soothed herself with the idea that a little while would
+ suffice to convince Don Ambrosio of the fallacy of his hopes, and that he
+ would be induced to restore her to her home. Her transports of terror and
+ affliction, therefore, subsided, in a few days, into a passive, yet
+ anxious melancholy, with which she awaited the hoped-for event.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the meanwhile, all those artifices were employed that are calculated to
+ charm the senses, ensnare the feelings, and dissolve the heart into
+ tenderness. Don Ambrosio was a master of the subtle arts of seduction. His
+ very mansion breathed an enervating atmosphere of languor and delight. It
+ was here, amidst twilight saloons and dreamy chambers, buried among groves
+ of orange and myrtle, that he shut himself up at times from the prying
+ world, and gave free scope to the gratification of his pleasures.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The apartments were furnished in the most sumptuous and voluptuous manner;
+ the silken couches swelled to the touch, and sunk in downy softness
+ beneath the slightest pressure. The paintings and statues, all told some
+ classic tale of love, managed, however, with an insidious delicacy; which,
+ while it banished the grossness that might disgust, was the more
+ calculated to excite the imagination. There the blooming Adonis was seen,
+ not breaking away to pursue the boisterous chase, but crowned with
+ flowers, and languishing in the embraces of celestial beauty. There Acis
+ wooed his Galatea in the shade, with the Sicilian sea spreading in halcyon
+ serenity before them. There were depicted groups of fauns and dryads,
+ fondly reclining in summer bowers, and listening to the liquid piping of
+ the reed; or the wanton satyrs, surprising some wood-nymph during her
+ noontide slumber. There, too, on the storied tapestry, might be seen the
+ chaste Diana, stealing, in the mystery of moonlight, to kiss the sleeping
+ Endymion; while Cupid and Psyche, entwined in immortal marble, breathed on
+ each other&rsquo;s lips the early kiss of love.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The ardent rays of the sun were excluded from these balmy halls; soft and
+ tender music from unseen musicians floated around, seeming to mingle with
+ the perfumes that were exhaled from a thousand flowers. At night, when the
+ moon shed a fairy light over the scene, the tender serenade would rise
+ from among the bowers of the garden, in which the fine voice of Don
+ Ambrosio might often be distinguished; or the amorous flute would be heard
+ along the mountain, breathing in its pensive cadences the very soul of a
+ lover&rsquo;s melancholy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Various entertainments were also devised to dispel her loneliness, and to
+ charm away the idea of confinement. Groups of Andalusian dancers
+ performed, in the splendid saloons, the various picturesque dances of
+ their country; or represented little amorous ballets, which turned upon
+ some pleasing scene of pastoral coquetry and courtship. Sometimes there
+ were bands of singers, who, to the romantic guitar, warbled forth ditties
+ full of passion and tenderness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus all about her enticed to pleasure and voluptuousnesss; but the heart
+ of Inez turned with distaste from this idle mockery. The tears would rush
+ into her eyes, as her thoughts reverted from this scene of profligate
+ splendour, to the humble but virtuous home from whence she had been
+ betrayed; or if the witching power of music ever soothed her into a tender
+ reverie, it was to dwell with fondness on the image of Antonio. But if Don
+ Ambrosio, deceived by this transient calm, should attempt at such time to
+ whisper his passion, she would start as from a dream, and recoil from him
+ with involuntary shuddering.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She had passed one long day of more than ordinary sadness, and in the
+ evening a band of these hired performers were exerting all the animating
+ powers of song and dance to amuse her. But while the lofty saloon
+ resounded with their warblings, and the light sound of feet upon its
+ marble pavement kept time to the cadence of the song, poor Inez, with her
+ face buried in the silken couch on which she reclined, was only rendered
+ more wretched by the sound of gayety.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length her attention was caught by the voice of one of the singers,
+ that brought with it some indefinite recollections. She raised her head,
+ and cast an anxious look at the performers, who, as usual, were at the
+ lower end of the saloon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One of them advanced a little before the others. It was a female, dressed
+ in a fanciful, pastoral garb, suited to the character she was sustaining;
+ but her countenance was not to be mistaken. It was the same ballad-singer
+ that had twice crossed her path, and given her mysterious intimations of
+ the lurking mischief that surrounded her. When the rest of the
+ performances were concluded, she seized a tambourine, and, tossing it
+ aloft, danced alone to the melody of her own voice. In the course of her
+ dancing, she approached to where Inez reclined: and as she struck the
+ tambourine, contrived dexterously to throw a folded paper on the couch.
+ Inez seized it with avidity, and concealed it in her bosom. The singing
+ and dancing were at an end; the motley crew retired; and Inez, left alone,
+ hastened with anxiety to unfold the paper thus mysteriously conveyed. It
+ was written in an agitated, and almost illegible handwriting: &ldquo;Be on your
+ guard! you are surrounded by treachery. Trust not to the forbearance of
+ Don Ambrosio; you are marked out for his prey. An humble victim to his
+ perfidy gives you this warning; she is encompassed by too many dangers to
+ be more explicit.&mdash;Your father is in the dungeons of the
+ inquisition!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The brain of Inez reeled, as she read this dreadful scroll. She was less
+ filled with alarm at her own danger, than horror at her father&rsquo;s
+ situation. The moment Don Ambrosio appeared, she rushed and threw herself
+ at his feet, imploring him to save her father. Don Ambrosio stared with
+ astonishment; but immediately regaining his self-possession, endeavoured
+ to soothe her by his blandishments, and by assurances that her father was
+ in safety. She was not to be pacified; her fears were too much aroused to
+ be trifled with. She declared her knowledge of her father&rsquo;s being a
+ prisoner of the inquisition, and reiterated her frantic supplications that
+ he would save him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Ambrosio paused for a moment in perplexity, but was too adroit to be
+ easily confounded. &ldquo;That your father is a prisoner,&rdquo; replied he, &ldquo;I have
+ long known. I have concealed it from you, to save you from fruitless
+ anxiety. You now know the real reason of the restraint I have put upon
+ your liberty: I have been protecting instead of detaining you. Every
+ exertion has been made in your father&rsquo;s favour; but I regret to say, the
+ proofs of the offences of which he stands charged have been too strong to
+ be controverted. Still,&rdquo; added he, &ldquo;I have it in my power to save him; I
+ have influence, I have means at my beck; it may involve me, it is true, in
+ difficulties, perhaps in disgrace; but what would I not do, in the hope of
+ being rewarded by your favour? Speak, beautiful Inez,&rdquo; said he, his eyes
+ kindling with sudden eagerness; &ldquo;it is with you to say the word that seals
+ your father&rsquo;s fate. One kind word&mdash;say but you will be mine, and you
+ will behold me at your feet, your father at liberty and in affluence, and
+ we shall all be happy!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Inez drew back from him with scorn and disbelief. &ldquo;My father,&rdquo; exclaimed
+ she, &ldquo;is too innocent and blameless to be convicted of crime; this is some
+ base, some cruel artifice!&rdquo; Don Ambrosio repeated his asseverations, and
+ with them also his dishonourable proposals; but his eagerness overshot its
+ mark: her indignation and her incredulity were alike awakened by his base
+ suggestions; and he retired from her presence, checked and awed by the
+ sudden pride and dignity of her demeanour.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The unfortunate Inez now became a prey to the most harrowing anxieties.
+ Don Ambrosio saw that the mask had fallen from his face, and that the
+ nature of his machinations was revealed. He had gone too far to retrace
+ his steps, and assume the affectation of tenderness and respect; indeed,
+ he was mortified and incensed at her insensibility to his attractions, and
+ now only sought to subdue her through her fears. He daily represented to
+ her the dangers that threatened her father, and that it was in his power
+ alone to avert them. Inez was still incredulous. She was too ignorant of
+ the nature of the inquisition, to know that even innocence was not always
+ a protection from its cruelties; and she confided too surely in the virtue
+ of her father, to believe that any accusation could prevail against him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length Don Ambrosio, to give an effectual blow to her confidence,
+ brought her the proclamation of the approaching auto da fé, in which the
+ prisoners were enumerated. She glanced her eye over it, and beheld her
+ father&rsquo;s name, condemned to the stake for sorcery!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For a moment she stood transfixed with horror. Don Ambrosio seized upon
+ the transient calm. &ldquo;Think, now, beautiful Inez,&rdquo; said he, with a tone of
+ affected tenderness, &ldquo;his life is still in your hands; one word from you,
+ one kind word, and I can yet save him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Monster! wretch!&rdquo; cried she, coming to herself, and recoiling from him
+ with insuperable abhorrence: &ldquo;&lsquo;Tis you that are the cause of this&mdash;&lsquo;tis
+ you that are his murderer!&rdquo; Then, wringing her hands, she broke forth into
+ exclamations of the most frantic agony.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The perfidious Ambrosio saw the torture of her soul, and anticipated from
+ it a triumph. He saw that she was in no mood, during her present paroxysm,
+ to listen to his words; but he trusted that the horrors of lonely
+ rumination would break down her spirit, and subdue her to his will. In
+ this, however, he was disappointed. Many were the vicissitudes of mind of
+ the wretched Inez; at one time, she would embrace his knees, with piercing
+ supplications; at another, she would shrink with nervous horror at his
+ very approach; but any intimation of his passion only excited the same
+ emotion of loathing and detestation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length the fatal day drew nigh. &ldquo;To-morrow,&rdquo; said Don Ambrosio, as he
+ left her one evening, &ldquo;to-morrow is the auto da fé. To-morrow you will
+ hear the sound of the bell that tolls your father to his death. You will
+ almost see the smoke that rises from the funeral pile. I leave you to
+ yourself. It is yet in my power to save him. Think whether you can stand
+ to-morrow&rsquo;s horrors without shrinking! Think whether you can endure the
+ after-reflection, that you were the cause of his death, and that merely
+ through a perversity in refusing proffered happiness.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What a night was it to Inez!&mdash;her heart already harassed and almost
+ broken, by repeated and protracted anxieties; her strength wasted and
+ enfeebled. On every side, horrors awaited her; her father&rsquo;s death, her own
+ dishonour&mdash;there seemed no escape from misery or perdition. &ldquo;Is there
+ no relief from man&mdash;no pity in heaven?&rdquo; exclaimed she. &ldquo;What &mdash;what
+ have we done, that we should be thus wretched?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As the dawn approached, the fever of her mind arose to agony; a thousand
+ times did she try the doors and windows of her apartment, in the desperate
+ hope of escaping. Alas! with all the splendour of her prison, it was too
+ faithfully secured for her weak hands to work deliverance. Like a poor
+ bird, that beats its wings against its gilded cage, until it sinks panting
+ in despair, so she threw herself on the floor in hopeless anguish. Her
+ blood grew hot in her veins, her tongue was parched, her temples throbbed
+ with violence, she gasped rather than breathed; it seemed as if her brain
+ was on fire. &ldquo;Blessed Virgin!&rdquo; exclaimed she, clasping her hands and
+ turning up her strained eyes, &ldquo;look down with pity, and support me in this
+ dreadful hour!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Just as the day began to dawn, she heard a key turn softly in the door of
+ her apartment. She dreaded lest it should be Don Ambrosio; and the very
+ thought of him gave her a sickening pang. It was a female clad in a rustic
+ dress, with her face concealed by her mantilla. She stepped silently into
+ the room, looked cautiously round, and then, uncovering her face, revealed
+ the well-known features of the ballad-singer. Inez uttered an exclamation
+ of surprise, almost of joy. The unknown started back, pressed her finger
+ on her lips enjoining silence, and beckoned her to follow. She hastily
+ wrapped herself in her veil, and obeyed. They passed with quick, but
+ noiseless steps through an antechamber, across a spacious hall, and along
+ a corridor; all was silent; the household was yet locked in sleep. They
+ came to a door, to which the unknown applied a key. Inez&rsquo;s heart misgave
+ her; she knew not but some new treachery was menacing her; she laid her
+ cold hand on the stranger&rsquo;s arm: &ldquo;Whither are you leading me?&rdquo; said she.
+ &ldquo;To liberty,&rdquo; replied the other, in a whisper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you know the passages about this mansion?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But too well!&rdquo; replied the girl, with a melancholy shake of the head.
+ There was an expression of sad veracity in her countenance, that was not
+ to be distrusted. The door opened on a small terrace, which was overlooked
+ by several windows of the mansion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We must move across this quickly,&rdquo; said the girl, &ldquo;or we may be
+ observed.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They glided over it, as if scarce touching the ground. A flight of steps
+ led down into the garden; a wicket at the bottom was readily unbolted:
+ they passed with breathless velocity along one of the alleys, still in
+ sight of the mansion, in which, however, no person appeared to be
+ stirring. At length they came to a low private door in the wall, partly
+ hidden by a fig-tree. It was secured by rusty bolts, that refused to yield
+ to their feeble efforts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Holy Virgin!&rdquo; exclaimed the stranger, &ldquo;what is to be done? one moment
+ more, and we may be discovered.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She seized a stone that lay near by: a few blows, and the bolt flew back;
+ the door grated harshly as they opened it, and the next moment they found
+ themselves in a narrow road.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now,&rdquo; said the stranger, &ldquo;for Granada as quickly as possible! The nearer
+ we approach it, the safer we shall be; for the road will be more
+ frequented.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The imminent risk they ran of being pursued and taken, gave supernatural
+ strength to their limbs; they flew, rather than ran. The day had dawned;
+ the crimson streaks on the edge of the horizon gave tokens of the
+ approaching sunrise; already the light clouds that floated in the western
+ sky were tinged with gold and purple; though the broad plain of the Vega,
+ which now began to open upon their view, was covered with the dark haze of
+ morning. As yet they only passed a few straggling peasants on the road,
+ who could have yielded them no assistance in case of their being
+ overtaken. They continued to hurry forward, and had gained a considerable
+ distance, when the strength of Inez, which had only been sustained by the
+ fever of her mind, began to yield to fatigue: she slackened her pace, and
+ faltered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Alas!&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;my limbs fail me! I can go no farther!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Bear up, bear up,&rdquo; replied her companion, cheeringly; &ldquo;a little farther,
+ and we shall be safe: look! yonder is Granada, just showing itself in the
+ valley below us. A little farther, and we shall come to the main road, and
+ then we shall find plenty of passengers to protect us.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Inez, encouraged, made fresh efforts to get forward, but her weary limbs
+ were unequal to the eagerness of her mind; her mouth and throat were
+ parched by agony and terror: she gasped for breath, and leaned for support
+ against a rock. &ldquo;It is all in vain!&rdquo; exclaimed she; &ldquo;I feel as though I
+ should faint.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Lean on me,&rdquo; said the other; &ldquo;let us get into the shelter of yon thicket,
+ that will conceal us from the view; I hear the sound of water, which will
+ refresh you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With much difficulty they reached the thicket, which overhung a small
+ mountain-stream, just where its sparkling waters leaped over the rock and
+ fell into a natural basin. Here Inez sank upon the ground, exhausted. Her
+ companion brought water in the palms of her hands, and bathed her pallid
+ temples. The cooling drops revived her; she was enabled to get to the
+ margin of the stream, and drink of its crystal current; then, reclining
+ her head on the bosom of her deliverer, she was first enabled to murmur
+ forth her heartfelt gratitude.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Alas!&rdquo; said the other, &ldquo;I deserve no thanks; I deserve not the good
+ opinion you express. In me you behold a victim of Don Ambrosio&rsquo;s arts. In
+ early years he seduced me from the cottage of my parents: look! at the
+ foot of yonder blue mountain, in the distance, lies my native village: but
+ it is no longer a home for me. From thence he lured me, when I was too
+ young for reflection; he educated me, taught me various accomplishments,
+ made me sensible to love, to splendour, to refinement; then, having grown
+ weary of me, he neglected me, and cast me upon the world. Happily the
+ accomplishments he taught me have kept me from utter want; and the love
+ with which he inspired me has kept me from farther degradation. Yes! I
+ confess my weakness; all his perfidy and wrongs cannot efface him from my
+ heart. I have been brought up to love him; I have no other idol: I know
+ him to be base, yet I cannot help adoring him. I am content to mingle
+ among the hireling throng that administer to his amusements, that I may
+ still hover about him, and linger in those halls where I once reigned
+ mistress. What merit, then, have I in assisting your escape? I scarce know
+ whether I am acting from sympathy and a desire to rescue another victim
+ from his power; or jealousy, and an eagerness to remove too powerful a
+ rival!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While she was yet speaking, the sun rose in all its splendour; first
+ lighting up the mountain summits, then stealing down height by height,
+ until its rays gilded the domes and towers of Granada, which they could
+ partially see from between the trees, below them. Just then the heavy
+ tones of a bell came sounding from a distance, echoing, in sullen clang,
+ along the mountain. Inez turned pale at the sound. She knew it to be the
+ great bell of the cathedral, rung at sunrise on the day of the auto da fé,
+ to give note of funeral preparation. Every stroke beat upon her heart, and
+ inflicted an absolute, corporeal pang. She started up wildly. &ldquo;Let us
+ begone!&rdquo; cried she; &ldquo;there is not a moment for delay!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Stop!&rdquo; exclaimed the other; &ldquo;yonder are horsemen coming over the brow of
+ that distant height; if I mistake not, Don Ambrosio is at their head.&mdash;Alas!
+ &lsquo;tis he! we are lost. Hold!&rdquo; continued she; &ldquo;give me your scarf and veil;
+ wrap yourself in this mantilla. I will fly up yon footpath that leads to
+ the heights. I will let the veil flutter as I ascend; perhaps they may
+ mistake me for you, and they must dismount to follow me. Do you hasten
+ forward: you will soon reach the main road. You have jewels on your
+ fingers: bribe the first muleteer you meet, to assist you on your way.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All this was said with hurried and breathless rapidity. The exchange of
+ garments was made in an instant. The girl darted up the mountain-path, her
+ white veil fluttering among the dark shrubbery, while Inez, inspired with
+ new strength, or rather new terror, flew to the road, and trusted to
+ Providence to guide her tottering steps to Granada.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All Granada was in agitation on the morning of this dismal day. The heavy
+ bell of the cathedral continued to utter its clanging tones, that pervaded
+ every part of the city, summoning all persons to the tremendous spectacle
+ that was about to be exhibited. The streets through which the procession
+ was to pass were crowded with the populace. The windows, the roofs, every
+ place that could admit a face or a foothold, were alive with spectators.
+ In the great square, a spacious scaffolding, like an amphitheatre, was
+ erected, where the sentences of the prisoners were to be read, and the
+ sermon of faith to be preached; and close by were the stakes prepared,
+ where the condemned were to be burnt to death. Seats were arranged for the
+ great, the gay, the beautiful; for such is the horrible curiosity of human
+ nature, that this cruel sacrifice was attended with more eagerness than a
+ theatre, or even a bull-feast.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As the day advanced, the scaffolds and balconies were filled with
+ expecting multitudes; the sun shone brightly upon fair faces and gallant
+ dresses; one would have thought it some scene of elegant festivity,
+ instead of an exhibition of human agony and death. But what a different
+ spectacle and ceremony was this, from those which Granada exhibited in the
+ days of her Moorish splendour! &ldquo;Her galas, her tournaments, her sports of
+ the ring, her fêtes of St. John, her music, her Zambras, and admirable
+ tilts of canes! Her serenades, her concerts, her songs in Generaliffe! The
+ costly liveries of the Abencerrages, their exquisite inventions, the skill
+ and valour of the Alabaces, the superb dresses of the Zegries, Mazas, and
+ Gomeles!&rdquo;<a href="#linknote-10" name="linknoteref-10" id="linknoteref-10"><small>10</small></a>&mdash;All
+ these were at an end. The days of chivalry were over. Instead of the
+ prancing cavalcade, with neighing steed and lively trumpet; with burnished
+ lance, and helm, and buckler; with rich confusion of plume, and scarf, and
+ banner, where purple, and scarlet, and green, and orange, and every gay
+ colour, were mingled with cloth of gold and fair embroidery; instead of
+ this, crept on the gloomy pageant of superstition, in cowl and sackcloth;
+ with cross and coffin, and frightful symbols of human suffering. In place
+ of the frank, hardy knight, open and brave, with his lady&rsquo;s favour in his
+ casque, and amorous motto on his shield, looking, by gallant deeds, to win
+ the smile of beauty, came the shaven, unmanly monk, with downcast eyes,
+ and head and heart bleached in the cold cloister, secretly exulting in
+ this bigot triumph.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="linknote-10" id="linknote-10"> Note--></a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="foot">
+ 10 (<a href="#linknoteref-10">return</a>)<br /> [ Rodd&rsquo;s Civil Wars of
+ Granada.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sound of the bells gave notice that the dismal procession was
+ advancing. It passed slowly through the principal streets of the city,
+ bearing in advance the awful banner of the Holy Office. The prisoners
+ walked singly, attended by confessors, and guarded by familiars of the
+ inquisition. They were clad in different garments, according to the nature
+ of their punishments; those who were to suffer death wore the hideous
+ Samarra, painted with flames and demons. The procession was swelled by
+ choirs of boys, different religious orders and public dignitaries, and
+ above all, by the fathers of the faith, moving &ldquo;with slow pace, and
+ profound gravity, truly triumphing as becomes the principal generals of
+ that great victory."<a href="#linknote-11" name="linknoteref-11"
+ id="linknoteref-11"><small>11</small></a>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="linknote-11" id="linknote-11"> Note--></a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="foot">
+ 11 (<a href="#linknoteref-11">return</a>)<br /> [ Gonsalvius, p. 135.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As the sacred banner of the inquisition advanced, the countless throng
+ sunk on their knees before it; they bowed their faces to the very earth as
+ it passed, and then slowly rose again, like a great undulating billow. A
+ murmur of tongues prevailed as the prisoners approached, and eager eyes
+ were strained, and fingers pointed, to distinguish the different orders of
+ penitents, whose habits denoted the degree of punishment they were to
+ undergo. But as those drew near whose frightful garb marked them as
+ destined to the flames, the noise of the rabble subsided; they seemed
+ almost to hold in their breath; filled with that strange and dismal
+ interest with which we contemplate a human being on the verge of suffering
+ and death.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is an awful thing&mdash;a voiceless, noiseless multitude! The hushed
+ and gazing stillness of the surrounding thousands, heaped on walls, and
+ gates, and roofs, and hanging, as it were, in clusters, heightened the
+ effect of the pageant that moved drearily on. The low murmuring of the
+ priests could now be heard in prayer and exhortation, with the faint
+ responses of the prisoners, and now and then the voices of the choir at a
+ distance, chanting the litanies of the saints.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The faces of the prisoners were ghastly and disconsolate. Even those who
+ had been pardoned, and wore the Sanbenito, or penitential garment, bore
+ traces of the horrors they had undergone. Some were feeble and tottering,
+ from long confinement; some crippled and distorted by various tortures;
+ every countenance was a dismal page, on which might be read the secrets of
+ their prison-house. But in the looks of those condemned to death, there
+ was something fierce and eager. They seemed men harrowed up by the past,
+ and desperate as to the future. They were anticipating, with spirits
+ fevered by despair, and fixed and clenched determination, the vehement
+ struggle with agony and death which they were shortly to undergo. Some
+ cast now and then a wild and anguished look about them, upon the shining
+ day; the &ldquo;sun-bright palaces,&rdquo; the gay, the beautiful world, which they
+ were soon to quit for ever; or a glance of sudden indignation at the
+ thronging thousands, happy in liberty and life, who seemed, in
+ contemplating their frightful situation, to exult in their own comparative
+ security.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One among the condemned, however, was an exception to these remarks. It
+ was an aged man, somewhat bowed down, with a serene, though dejected
+ countenance, and a beaming, melancholy eye. It was the alchymist. The
+ populace looked upon him with a degree of compassion, which they were not
+ prone to feel towards criminals condemned by the inquisition; but when
+ they were told that he was convicted of the crime of magic, they drew back
+ with awe and abhorrence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The procession had reached the grand square. The first part had already
+ mounted the scaffolding, and the condemned were approaching. The press of
+ the populace became excessive, and was repelled, as it were, in billows by
+ the guards. Just as the condemned were entering the square, a shrieking
+ was heard among the crowd. A female, pale, frantic, dishevelled, was seen
+ struggling through the multitude. &ldquo;My father! my father!&rdquo; was all the cry
+ she uttered, but it thrilled through every heart. The crowd instinctively
+ drew back, and made way for her as she advanced.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The poor alchymist had made his peace with Heaven, and, by a hard
+ struggle, had closed his heart upon the world, when the voice of his child
+ called him once more back to worldly thought and agony. He turned towards
+ the well-known voice; his knees smote together; he endeavoured to stretch
+ forth his pinioned arms, and felt himself clasped in the embraces of his
+ child. The emotions of both were too agonizing for utterance. Convulsive
+ sobs and broken exclamations, and embraces more of anguish than
+ tenderness, were all that passed between them. The procession was
+ interrupted for a moment. The astonished monks and familiars were filled
+ with involuntary respect, at the agony of natural affection. Ejaculations
+ of pity broke from the crowd, touched by the filial piety, the
+ extraordinary and hopeless anguish, of so young and beautiful a being.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Every attempt to soothe her, and prevail on her to retire, was unheeded;
+ at length they endeavoured to separate her from her father by force. The
+ movement roused her from her temporary abandonment. With a sudden paroxysm
+ of fury, she snatched a sword from one of the familiars. Her late pale
+ countenance was flushed with rage, and fire flashed from her once soft and
+ languishing eyes. The guards shrunk back with awe. There was something in
+ this filial frenzy, this feminine tenderness wrought up to desperation,
+ that touched even their hardened hearts. They endeavoured to pacify her,
+ but in vain. Her eye was eager and quick, as the she-wolf&rsquo;s guarding her
+ young. With one arm she pressed her father to her bosom, with the other
+ she menaced every one that approached.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The patience of the guards was soon exhausted. They had held back in awe,
+ but not in fear. With all her desperation the weapon was soon wrested from
+ her feeble hand, and she was borne shrieking and struggling among the
+ crowd. The rabble murmured compassion; but such was the dread inspired by
+ the inquisition, that no one attempted to interfere.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The procession again resumed its march. Inez was ineffectually struggling
+ to release herself from the hands of the familiars that detained her, when
+ suddenly she saw Don Ambrosio before her. &ldquo;Wretched girl!&rdquo; exclaimed he
+ with fury, &ldquo;why have you fled from your friends? Deliver her,&rdquo; said he to
+ the familiars, &ldquo;to my domestics; she is under my protection.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His creatures advanced to seize her. &ldquo;Oh, no! oh, no!&rdquo; cried she, with new
+ terrors, and clinging to the familiars, &ldquo;I have fled from no friends. He
+ is not my protector! He is the murderer of my father!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The familiars were perplexed; the crowd pressed on, with eager curiosity.
+ &ldquo;Stand off!&rdquo; cried the fiery Ambrosio, dashing the throng from around him.
+ Then turning to the familiars, with sudden moderation, &ldquo;My friends,&rdquo; said
+ he, &ldquo;deliver this poor girl to me. Her distress has turned her brain; she
+ has escaped from her friends and protectors this morning; but a little
+ quiet and kind treatment will restore her to tranquillity.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I am not mad! I am not mad!&rdquo; cried she, vehemently. &ldquo;Oh, save me!&mdash;save
+ me from these men! I have no protector on earth but my father, and him
+ they are murdering!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The familiars shook their heads; her wildness corroborated the assertions
+ of Don Ambrosio, and his apparent rank commanded respect and belief. They
+ relinquished their charge to him, and he was consigning the struggling
+ Inez to his creatures.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Let go your hold, villain!&rdquo; cried a voice from among the crowd&mdash;and
+ Antonio was seen eagerly tearing his way through the press of people.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Seize him! seize him!&rdquo; cried Don Ambrosio to the familiars, &ldquo;&lsquo;tis an
+ accomplice of the sorcerer&rsquo;s.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Liar!&rdquo; retorted Antonio, as he thrust the mob to the right and left, and
+ forced himself to the spot.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sword of Don Ambrosio flashed in an instant from the scabbard; the
+ student was armed, and equally alert. There was a fierce clash of weapons:
+ the crowd made way for them as they fought, and closed again, so as to
+ hide them from the view of Inez. All was tumult and confusion for a
+ moment; when there was a kind of shout from the spectators, and the mob
+ again opening, she beheld, as she thought, Antonio weltering in his blood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This new shock was too great for her already overstrained intellect. A
+ giddiness seized upon her; every thing seemed to whirl before her eyes;
+ she gasped some incoherent words, and sunk senseless upon the ground.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Days&mdash;weeks elapsed, before Inez returned to consciousness. At length
+ she opened her eyes, as if out of a troubled sleep. She was lying upon a
+ magnificent bed, in a chamber richly furnished with pier-glasses, and
+ massive tables inlaid with silver, of exquisite workmanship. The walls
+ were covered with tapestry; the cornices richly gilded; through the door,
+ which stood open, she perceived a superb saloon, with statues and crystal
+ lustres, and a magnificent suite of apartments beyond. The casements of
+ the room were open to admit the soft breath of summer, which stole in,
+ laden with perfumes from a neighbouring garden; from whence, also, the
+ refreshing sound of fountains and the sweet notes of birds came in mingled
+ music to her ear.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Female attendants were moving, with noiseless step, about the chamber; but
+ she feared to address them. She doubted whether this was not all delusion,
+ or whether she was not still in the palace of Don Ambrosio, and that her
+ escape, and all its circumstances, had not been but a feverish dream. She
+ closed her eyes again, endeavouring to recall the past, and to separate
+ the real from the imaginary. The last scenes of consciousness, however,
+ rushed too forcibly, with all their horrors, to her mind to be doubted,
+ and she turned shuddering from the recollection, to gaze once more on the
+ quiet and serene magnificence around her. As she again opened her eyes,
+ they rested on an object that at once dispelled every alarm. At the head
+ of her bed sat a venerable form, watching over her with a look of fond
+ anxiety&mdash;it was her father!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I will not attempt to describe the scene that ensued; nor the moments of
+ rapture which more than repaid all the sufferings that her affectionate
+ heart had undergone. As soon as their feelings had become more calm, the
+ alchymist stepped out of the room to introduce a stranger, to whom he was
+ indebted for his life and liberty. He returned, leading in Antonio, no
+ longer in his poor scholar&rsquo;s garb, but in the rich dress of a nobleman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The feelings of Inez were almost overpowered by these sudden reverses, and
+ it was some time before she was sufficiently composed to comprehend the
+ explanation of this seeming romance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It appeared that the lover, who had sought her affections in the lowly
+ guise of a student, was only son and heir of a powerful grandee of
+ Valentia. He had been placed at the university of Salamanca; but a lively
+ curiosity, and an eagerness for adventure, had induced him to abandon the
+ university, without his father&rsquo;s consent, and to visit various parts of
+ Spain. His rambling inclination satisfied, he had remained incognito for a
+ time at Granada, until, by farther study and self-regulation, he could
+ prepare himself to return home with credit, and atone for his
+ transgressions against paternal authority.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ How hard he had studied, does not remain on record. All that we know is
+ his romantic adventure of the tower. It was at first a mere youthful
+ caprice, excited by a glimpse of a beautiful face. In becoming a disciple
+ of the alchymist, he probably thought of nothing more than pursuing a
+ light love affair. Farther acquaintance, however, had completely fixed his
+ affections; and he had determined to conduct Inez and her father to
+ Valentia, and to trust to her merits to secure his father&rsquo;s consent to
+ their union.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the meantime, he had been traced to his concealment. His father had
+ received intelligence of his being entangled in the snares of a mysterious
+ adventurer and his daughter, and likely to become the dupe of the
+ fascinations of the latter. Trusty emissaries had been despatched to seize
+ upon him by main force, and convey him without delay to the paternal home.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What eloquence he had used with his father, to convince him of the
+ innocence, the honour, and the high descent of the alchymist, and of the
+ exalted worth of his daughter, does not appear. All that we know is, that
+ the father, though a very passionate, was a very reasonable man, as
+ appears by his consenting that his son should return to Granada, and
+ conduct Inez as his affianced bride to Valentia.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Away, then, Don Antonio hurried back, full of joyous anticipations. He
+ still forbore to throw off his disguise, fondly picturing to himself what
+ would be the surprise of Inez, when, having won her heart and hand as a
+ poor wandering scholar, he should raise her and her father at once to
+ opulence and splendour.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On his arrival he had been shocked at finding the tower deserted by its
+ inhabitants. In vain he sought for intelligence concerning them; a mystery
+ hung over their disappearance which he could not penetrate, until he was
+ thunderstruck, on accidentally reading a list of the prisoners at the
+ impending auto da fé, to find the name of his venerable master among the
+ condemned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was the very morning of the execution. The procession was already on
+ its way to the grand square. Not a moment was to be lost. The grand
+ inquisitor was a relation of Don Antonio, though they had never met. His
+ first impulse was to make himself known; to exert all his family
+ influence, the weight of his name, and the power of his eloquence, in
+ vindication of the alchymist. But the grand inquisitor was already
+ proceeding, in all his pomp, to the place where the fatal ceremony was to
+ be performed. How was he to be approached? Antonio threw himself into the
+ crowd, in a fever of anxiety, and was forcing his way to the scene of
+ horror, where he arrived just in time to rescue Inez, as has been
+ mentioned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was Don Ambrosio that fell in their contest. Being desperately wounded,
+ and thinking his end approaching, he had confessed to an attending father
+ of the inquisition, that he was the sole cause of the alchymist&rsquo;s
+ condemnation, and that the evidence on which it was grounded was
+ altogether false. The testimony of Don Antonio came in corroboration of
+ this avowal; and his relationship to the grand inquisitor had, in all
+ probability, its proper weight. Thus was the poor alchymist snatched, in a
+ manner, from the very flames; and so great had been the sympathy awakened
+ in his case, that for once a populace rejoiced at being disappointed of an
+ execution.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The residue of the story may readily be imagined, by every one versed in
+ this valuable kind of history. Don Antonio espoused the lovely Inez, and
+ took her and her father with him to Valentia. As she had been a loving and
+ dutiful daughter, so she proved a true and tender wife. It was not long
+ before Don Antonio succeeded to his father&rsquo;s titles and estates, and he
+ and his fair spouse were renowned for being the handsomest and happiest
+ couple in all Valentia.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to Don Ambrosio, he partially recovered to the enjoyment of a broken
+ constitution and a blasted name, and hid his remorse and disgrace in a
+ convent; while the poor victim of his arts, who had assisted Inez in her
+ escape, unable to conquer the early passion that he had awakened in her
+ bosom, though convinced of the baseness of the object, retired from the
+ world, and became an humble sister in a nunnery.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The worthy alchymist took up his abode with his children. A pavilion, in
+ the garden of their palace, was assigned to him as a laboratory, where he
+ resumed his researches with renovated ardour, after the grand secret. He
+ was now and then assisted by his son-in-law; but the latter slackened
+ grievously in his zeal and diligence, after marriage. Still he would
+ listen with profound gravity and attention to the old man&rsquo;s rhapsodies,
+ and his quotations from Paracelsus, Sandivogius, and Pietro D&rsquo;Abano, which
+ daily grew longer and longer. In this way the good alchymist lived on
+ quietly and comfortably, to what is called a good old age, that is to say,
+ an age that is good for nothing; and unfortunately for mankind, was
+ hurried out of life in his ninetieth year, just as he was on the point of
+ discovering the Philosopher&rsquo;s Stone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such was the story of the captain&rsquo;s friend, with which we whiled away the
+ morning. The captain was, every now and then, interrupted by questions and
+ remarks, which I have not mentioned, lest I should break the continuity of
+ the tale. He was a little disturbed, also, once or twice, by the general,
+ who fell asleep, and breathed rather hard, to the great horror and
+ annoyance of Lady Lillycraft. In a long and tender love scene, also, which
+ was particularly to her ladyship&rsquo;s taste, the unlucky general, having his
+ head a little sunk upon his breast, kept making a sound at regular
+ intervals, very much like the word <i>pish</i>, long drawn out. At length
+ he made an odd abrupt guttural sound, that suddenly awoke him; he hemmed,
+ looked about with a slight degree of consternation, and then began to play
+ with her ladyship&rsquo;s work-bag, which, however, she rather pettishly
+ withdrew. The steady sound of the captain&rsquo;s voice was still too potent a
+ soporific for the poor general; he kept gleaming up and sinking in the
+ socket, until the cessation of the tale again roused him, when he started
+ awake, put his foot down upon Lady Lillycraft&rsquo;s cur, the sleeping Beauty,
+ which yelped and seized him by the leg, and, in a moment, the whole
+ library resounded with yelpings and exclamations. Never did man more
+ completely mar his fortunes while he was asleep. Silence being at length
+ restored, the company expressed their thanks to the captain, and gave
+ various opinions of the story. The parson&rsquo;s mind, I found, had been
+ continually running upon the leaden manuscripts, mentioned in the
+ beginning, as dug up at Granada, and he put several eager questions to the
+ captain on the subject. The general could not well make out the drift of
+ the story, but thought it a little confused. &ldquo;I am glad, however,&rdquo; said
+ he, &ldquo;that they burnt the old chap of the tower; I have no doubt he was a
+ notorious impostor.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ (END OF VOL. ONE)
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0029" id="link2H_4_0029"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ BRACEBRIDGE HALL;
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ OR,
+ </h3>
+ <h3>
+ THE HUMOURISTS.
+ </h3>
+ <h3>
+ A MEDLEY.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ BY GEOFFREY CRAYON, Gent.
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ VOLUME SECOND.
+ </h3>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Under this cloud I walk, Gentlemen; pardon my rude
+ assault. I am a traveller, who, having surveyed most of
+ the terrestrial angles of this globe, am hither arrived,
+ to peruse this little spot.
+
+ &mdash;<i>Christmas Ordinary</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0030" id="link2H_4_0030"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ ENGLISH COUNTRY GENTLEMEN.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ His certain life, that never can deceive him,
+ Is full of thousand sweets, and rich content;
+ The smooth-leaved beeches in the field receive him
+ With coolest shade, till noontide&rsquo;s heat be spent.
+ His life is neither tost in boisterous seas
+ Or the vexatious world; or lost in slothful ease.
+ Pleased and full blest he lives, when he his God can please.
+
+ &mdash;Phineas Fletcher.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I take great pleasure in accompanying the Squire in his Perambulations
+ about his estate, in which he is often attended by a kind of cabinet
+ council. His prime minister, the steward, is a very worthy and honest old
+ man, that assumes a right of way; that is to say, a right to have his own
+ way, from having lived time out of mind on the place. He loves the estate
+ even better than he does the Squire; and thwarts the latter sadly in many
+ of his projects of improvement, being a little prone to disapprove of
+ every plan that does not originate with himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the course of one of these perambulations, I have known the Squire to
+ point out some important alteration which he was contemplating, in the
+ disposition or cultivation of the grounds; this, of course, would be
+ opposed by the steward, and a long argument would ensue, over a stile, or
+ on a rising piece of ground, until the Squire, who has a high opinion of
+ the other&rsquo;s ability and integrity, would be fain to give up the point.
+ This concession, I observed, would immediately mollify the old man; and,
+ after walking over a field or two in silence, with his hands behind his
+ back, chewing the cud of reflection, he would suddenly turn to the Squire,
+ and observe, that &ldquo;he had been turning the matter over in his mind, and,
+ upon the whole, he believed he would take his honour&rsquo;s advice.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Christy, the huntsman, is another of the Squire&rsquo;s occasional attendants,
+ to whom he continually refers in all matters of local history, as to a
+ chronicle of the estate, having, in a manner, been acquainted with many of
+ the trees, from the very time that they were acorns. Old Nimrod, as has
+ been shown, is rather pragmatical in those points of knowledge on which he
+ values himself; but the Squire rarely contradicts him, and is, in fact,
+ one of the most indulgent potentates that ever was henpecked by his
+ ministry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He often laughs about it himself, and evidently yields to these old men
+ more from the bent of his own humour than from any want of proper
+ authority. He likes this honest independence of old age, and is well aware
+ that these trusty followers love and honour him in their hearts. He is
+ perfectly at ease about his own dignity, and the respect of those around
+ him; nothing disgusts him sooner than any appearance of fawning or
+ sycophancy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I really have seen no display of royal state, that could compare with one
+ of the Squire&rsquo;s progresses about his paternal fields and through his
+ hereditary woodlands, with several of these faithful adherents about him,
+ and followed by a body-guard of dogs. He encourages a frankness and
+ manliness of deportment among his dependants, and is the personal friend
+ of his tenants; inquiring into their concerns, and assisting them in times
+ of difficulty and hardship. This has rendered him one of the most popular,
+ and of course one of the happiest, of landlords.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Indeed, I do not know a more enviable condition of life, than that of an
+ English gentleman, of sound judgment and good feelings, who passes the
+ greater part of his time on an hereditary estate in the country. From the
+ excellence of the roads, and the rapidity and exactness of the public
+ conveyances, he is enabled to command all the comforts and conveniences,
+ all the intelligence and novelties of the capital, while he is removed
+ from its hurry and distraction. He has ample means of occupation and
+ amusement, within his own domains; he may diversify his time, by rural
+ occupations, by rural sports, by study, and by the delights of friendly
+ society collected within his own hospitable halls.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Or, if his views and feelings are of a more extensive and liberal nature,
+ he has it greatly in his power to do good, and to have that good
+ immediately reflected back upon himself. He can render essential services
+ to his country, by assisting in the disinterested administration of the
+ laws; by watching over the opinions and principles of the lower orders
+ around him; by diffusing among them those lights which may be important to
+ their welfare; by mingling frankly among them, gaining their confidence,
+ becoming the immediate auditor of their complaints, informing himself of
+ their wants, making himself a channel through which their grievances may
+ be quietly communicated to the proper sources of mitigation and relief; or
+ by becoming, if need be, the intrepid and incorruptible guardian of their
+ liberties&mdash;the enlightened champion of their rights.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All this, it appears to me, can be done without any sacrifice of personal
+ dignity, without any degrading arts of popularity, without any truckling
+ to vulgar prejudices or concurrence in vulgar clamour; but by the steady
+ influence of sincere and friendly counsel, of fair, upright, and generous
+ deportment. Whatever may be said of English mobs and English demagogues, I
+ have never met with a people more open to reason, more considerate in
+ their tempers, more tractable by argument in the roughest times, than the
+ English. They are remarkably quick at discerning and appreciating whatever
+ is manly and honourable. They are, by nature and habit, methodical and
+ orderly; and they feel the value of all that is regular and respectable.
+ They may occasionally be deceived by sophistry, and excited into
+ turbulence by public distresses and the misrepresentations of designing
+ men; but open their eyes, and they will eventually rally round the
+ landmarks of steady truth and deliberate good sense. They are fond of
+ established customs; they are fond of long-established names; and that
+ love of order and quiet which characterizes the nation, gives a vast
+ influence to the descendants of the old families, whose forefathers have
+ been lords of the soil from time immemorial.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is when the rich and well-educated and highly-privileged classes
+ neglect their duties, when they neglect to study the interests, and
+ conciliate the affections, and instruct the opinions, and champion the
+ rights of the people, that the latter become discontented and turbulent,
+ and fall into the hands of demagogues: the demagogue always steps in,
+ where the patriot is wanting. There is a common high-handed cant among the
+ high-feeding, and, as they fancy themselves, high-minded men, about
+ putting down the mob; but all true physicians know that it is better to
+ sweeten the blood than attack the tumour, to apply the emollient rather
+ than the cautery. It is absurd, in a country like England, where there is
+ so much freedom, and such a jealousy of right, for any man to assume an
+ aristocratical tone, and to talk superciliously of the common people.
+ There is no rank that makes him independent of the opinions and affections
+ of his fellow-men; there is no rank nor distinction that severs him from
+ his fellow-subjects; and if, by any gradual neglect or assumption on the
+ one side, and discontent and jealousy on the other, the orders of society
+ should really separate, let those who stand on the eminence beware that
+ the chasm is not mining at their feet. The orders of society, in all
+ well-constituted governments, are mutually bound together, and important
+ to each other; there can be no such thing in a free government as a
+ vacuum; and whenever one is likely to take place, by the drawing off of
+ the rich and intelligent from the poor, the bad passions of society will
+ rush in to fill up the space, and rend the whole asunder.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Though born and brought up in a republic, and more and more confirmed in
+ republican principles by every year&rsquo;s observation and experience, yet I am
+ not insensible to the excellence that may exist in other forms of
+ government, nor to the fact that they may be more suitable to the
+ situation and circumstances of the countries in which they exist: I have
+ endeavoured rather to look at them as they are, and to observe how they
+ are calculated to effect the end which they propose. Considering,
+ therefore, the mixed nature of the government of this country, and its
+ representative form, I have looked with admiration at the manner in which
+ the wealth and influence and intelligence were spread over its whole
+ surface; not as in some monarchies, drained from the country, and
+ collected in towns and cities. I have considered the great rural
+ establishments of the nobility, and the lesser establishments of the
+ gentry, as so many reservoirs of wealth and intelligence distributed about
+ the kingdom, apart from the towns, to irrigate, freshen, and fertilize the
+ surrounding country. I have looked upon them, too, as the august retreat
+ of patriots and statesmen, where, in the enjoyment of honourable
+ independence and elegant leisure, they might train up their minds to
+ appear in those legislative assemblies, whose debates and decisions form
+ the study and precedents of other nations, and involve the interests of
+ the world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have been both surprised and disappointed, therefore, at finding that on
+ this subject I was often indulging in an Utopian dream, rather than a
+ well-founded opinion. I have been concerned at finding that these fine
+ estates were too often involved, and mortgaged, or placed in the hands of
+ creditors, and the owners exiled from their paternal lands. There is an
+ extravagance, I am told, that runs parallel with wealth; a lavish
+ expenditure among the great; a senseless competition among the aspiring; a
+ heedless, joyless dissipation among all the upper ranks, that often
+ beggars even these splendid establishments, breaks down the pride and
+ principles of their possessors, and makes too many of them mere
+ place-hunters, or shifting absentees. It is thus that so many are thrown
+ into the hands of government; and a court, which ought to be the most pure
+ and honourable in Europe, is so often degraded by noble, but importunate
+ time-servers. It is thus, too, that so many become exiles from their
+ native land, crowding the hotels of foreign countries, and expending upon
+ thankless strangers the wealth so hardly drained from their laborious
+ peasantry. I have looked upon these latter with a mixture of censure and
+ concern. Knowing the almost bigoted fondness of an Englishman for his
+ native home, I can conceive what must be their compunction and regret,
+ when, amidst the sunburnt plains of France, they call to mind the green
+ fields of England; the hereditary groves which they have abandoned; and
+ the hospitable roof of their fathers, which they have left desolate, or to
+ be inhabited by strangers. But retrenchment is no plea for abandonment of
+ country. They nave risen with the prosperity of the land; let them abide
+ its fluctuations, and conform to its fortunes. It is not for the rich to
+ fly, because the country is suffering: let them share, in their relative
+ proportion, the common lot; they owe it to the land that has elevated them
+ to honour and affluence. When the poor have to diminish their scanty
+ morsels of bread; when they have to compound with the cravings of nature,
+ and study with how little they can do, and not be starved; it is not then
+ for the rich to fly, and diminish still farther the resources of the poor,
+ that they themselves may live in splendour in a cheaper country. Let them
+ rather retire to their estates, and there practise retrenchment. Let them
+ return to that noble simplicity, that practical good sense, that honest
+ pride, which form the foundation of true English character, and from them
+ they may again rear the edifice of fair and honourable prosperity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the rural habits of the English nobility and gentry, on the manner in
+ which they discharge their duties of their patrimonial possessions, depend
+ greatly the virtue and welfare of the nation. So long as they pass the
+ greater part of their time in the quiet and purity of the country;
+ surrounded by the monuments of their illustrious ancestors; surrounded by
+ every thing that can inspire generous pride, noble emulation, and amiable
+ and magnanimous sentiment; so long they are safe, and in them the nation
+ may repose its interests and its honour. But the moment that they become
+ the servile throngers of court avenues, and give themselves up to the
+ political intrigues and heartless dissipations of the metropolis, that
+ moment they lose the real nobility Of their natures, and become the mere
+ leeches of the country.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That the great majority of nobility and gentry in England are endowed with
+ high notions of honour and independence, I thoroughly believe. They have
+ evidenced it lately on very important questions, and have given an example
+ of adherence to principle, in preference to party and power, that must
+ have astonished many of the venal and obsequious courts of Europe. Such
+ are the glorious effects of freedom, when infused into a constitution. But
+ it seems to me, that they are apt to forget the positive nature of their
+ duties, and to fancy that their eminent privileges are only so many means
+ of self-indulgence. They should recollect, that in a constitution like
+ that of England, the titled orders are intended to be as useful as they
+ are ornamental, and it is their virtues alone that can render them both.
+ Their duties are divided between the sovereign and the subjects;
+ surrounding and giving lustre and dignity to the throne, and at the same
+ time tempering and mitigating its rays, until they are transmitted in mild
+ and genial radiance to the people. Born to leisure and opulence, they owe
+ the exercise of their talents, and the expenditure of their wealth, to
+ their native country. They may be compared to the clouds; which, being
+ drawn up by the sun, and elevated in the heavens, reflect and magnify his
+ splendour; while they repay the earth, from which they derive their
+ sustenance, by returning their treasures to its bosom in fertilizing
+ showers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0031" id="link2H_4_0031"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ A BACHELOR&rsquo;S CONFESSIONS.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll live a private, pensive single life.&rdquo;
+
+ &mdash;<i>The Collier of Croydon</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I was sitting in my room, a morning or two since, reading, when some one
+ tapped at the door, and Master Simon entered. He had an unusually fresh
+ appearance; he had put on a bright green riding-coat, with a bunch of
+ violets in the button-hole, and had the air of an old bachelor trying to
+ rejuvenate himself. He had not, however, his usual briskness and vivacity;
+ but loitered about the room with somewhat of absence of manner, humming
+ the old song&mdash;&ldquo;Go, lovely rose, tell her that wastes her time and
+ me;&rdquo; and then, leaning against the window, and looking upon the landscape,
+ he uttered a very audible sigh. As I had not been accustomed to see Master
+ Simon in a pensive mood, I thought there might be some vexation preying on
+ his mind, and I endeavoured to introduce a cheerful strain of
+ conversation; but he was not in the vein to follow it up, and proposed
+ that we should take a walk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was a beautiful morning, of that soft vernal temperature, that seems to
+ thaw all the frost out of one&rsquo;s blood, and to set all nature in a ferment.
+ The very fishes felt its influence; the cautious trout ventured out of his
+ dark hole to seek his mate; the roach and the dace rose up to the surface
+ of the brook to bask in the sunshine, and the amorous frog piped from
+ among the rushes. If ever an oyster can really fall in love, as has been
+ said or sung, it must be on such a morning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The weather certainly had its effect even upon Master Simon, for he seemed
+ obstinately bent upon the pensive mood. Instead of stepping briskly along,
+ smacking his dog-whip, whistling quaint ditties, or telling sporting
+ anecdotes, he leaned on my arm, and talked about the approaching nuptials;
+ from whence he made several digressions upon the character of womankind,
+ touched a little upon the tender passion, and made sundry very excellent,
+ though rather trite, observations upon disappointments in love. It was
+ evident that he had something on his mind which he wished to impart, but
+ felt awkward in approaching it. I was curious to see to what this strain
+ would lead; but was determined not to assist him. Indeed, I mischievously
+ pretended to turn the conversation, and talked of his usual topics, dogs,
+ horses, and hunting; but he was very brief in his replies, and invariably
+ got back, by hook or by crook, into the sentimental vein.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length we came to a clump of trees that overhung a whispering brook,
+ with a rustic bench at their feet. The trees were grievously scored with
+ letters and devices, which had grown out of all shape and size by the
+ growth of the bark; and it appeared that this grove had served as a kind
+ of register of the family loves from time immemorial. Here Master Simon
+ made a pause, pulled up a tuft of flowers, threw them one by one into the
+ water, and at length, turning somewhat abruptly upon me, asked me if I had
+ ever been in love. I confess the question startled me a little, as I am
+ not over-fond of making confessions of my amorous follies; and above all,
+ should never dream of choosing my friend Master Simon for a confidant. He
+ did not wait, however, for a reply; the inquiry was merely a prelude to a
+ confession on his own part, and after several circumlocutions and
+ whimsical preambles, he fairly disburthened himself of a very tolerable
+ story of his having been crossed in love.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The reader will, very probably, suppose that it related to the gay widow
+ who jilted him not long since at Doncaster races;&mdash;no such thing. It
+ was about a sentimental passion that he once had for a most beautiful
+ young lady, who wrote poetry and played on the harp. He used to serenade
+ her; and, indeed, he described several tender and gallant scenes, in which
+ he was evidently picturing himself in his mind&rsquo;s eye as some elegant hero
+ of romance, though, unfortunately for the tale, I only saw him as he stood
+ before me, a dapper little old bachelor, with a face like an apple that
+ has dried with the bloom on it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What were the particulars of this tender tale, I have already forgotten;
+ indeed, I listened to it with a heart like a very pebble-stone, having
+ hard work to repress a smile while Master Simon was putting on the amorous
+ swain, uttering every now and then a sigh, and endeavouring to look
+ sentimental and melancholy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All that I recollect is that the lady, according to his account, was
+ certainly a little touched; for she used to accept all the music that he
+ copied for her harp, and all the patterns that he drew for her dresses;
+ and he began to flatter himself, after a long course of delicate
+ attentions, that he was gradually fanning up a gentle flame in her heart,
+ when she suddenly accepted the hand of a rich, boisterous, fox-hunting
+ baronet, without either music or sentiment, who carried her by storm after
+ a fortnight&rsquo;s courtship.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Master Simon could not help concluding by some observation about &ldquo;modest
+ merit,&rdquo; and the power of gold over the sex. As a remembrance of his
+ passion, he pointed out a heart carved on the bark of one of the trees;
+ but which, in the process of time, had grown out into a large excrescence;
+ and he showed me a lock of her hair, which he wore in a true-lover&rsquo;s knot,
+ in a large gold brooch.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have seldom met with an old bachelor that had not, at some time or
+ other, his nonsensical moment, when he would become tender and
+ sentimental, talk about the concerns of the heart, and have some
+ confession of a delicate nature to make. Almost every man has some little
+ trait of romance in his life, which he looks back to with fondness, and
+ about which he is apt to grow garrulous occasionally. He recollects
+ himself as he was at the time, young and gamesome; and forgets that his
+ hearers have no other idea of the hero of the tale, but such as he may
+ appear at the time of telling it; peradventure, a withered, whimsical,
+ spindle-shanked old gentleman. With married men, it is true, this is not
+ so frequently the case: their amorous romance is apt to decline after
+ marriage; why, I cannot for the life of me imagine; but with a bachelor,
+ though it may slumber, it never dies. It is always liable to break out
+ again in transient flashes, and never so much as on a spring morning in
+ the country; or on a winter evening when seated in his solitary chamber
+ stirring up the fire and talking of matrimony.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The moment that Master Simon had gone through his confession, and, to use
+ the common phrase, &ldquo;had made a clean breast of it,&rdquo; he became quite
+ himself again. He had settled the point which had been worrying his mind,
+ and doubtless considered himself established as a man of sentiment in my
+ opinion. Before we had finished our morning&rsquo;s stroll, he was singing as
+ blithe as a grasshopper, whistling to his dogs, and telling droll stories:
+ and I recollect that he was particularly facetious that day at dinner on
+ the subject of matrimony, and uttered several excellent jokes, not to be
+ found in Joe Miller, that made the bride elect blush and look down; but
+ set all the old gentlemen at the table in a roar, and absolutely brought
+ tears into the general&rsquo;s eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0032" id="link2H_4_0032"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ ENGLISH GRAVITY.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;Merrie England!&rdquo;
+
+ &mdash;<i>Ancient Phrase</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ There is nothing so rare as for a man to ride his hobby without
+ molestation. I find the Squire has not so undisturbed an indulgence in his
+ humours as I had imagined; but has been repeatedly thwarted of late, and
+ has suffered a kind of well-meaning persecution from a Mr. Faddy, an old
+ gentleman of some weight, at least of purse, who has recently moved into
+ the neighbourhood. He is a worthy and substantial manufacturer, who,
+ having accumulated a large fortune by dint of steam-engines and
+ spinning-jennies, has retired from business, and set up for a country
+ gentleman. He has taken an old country-seat, and refitted it; and painted
+ and plastered it, until it looks not unlike his own manufactory. He has
+ been particularly careful in mending the walls and hedges, and putting up
+ notices of spring-guns and man-traps in every part of his premises.
+ Indeed, he shows great jealousy about his territorial rights, having
+ stopped up a footpath that led across his fields, and given warning, in
+ staring letters, that whoever was found trespassing on those grounds would
+ be prosecuted with the utmost rigour of the law. He has brought into the
+ country with him all the practical maxims of town, and the bustling habits
+ of business; and is one of those sensible, useful, prosing, troublesome,
+ intolerable old gentlemen, that go about wearying and worrying society
+ with excellent plans for public utility.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He is very much disposed to be on intimate terms with the Squire, and
+ calls on him every now and then, with some project for the good of the
+ neighbourhood, which happens to run diametrically opposite to some one or
+ other of the Squire&rsquo;s peculiar notions; but which is &ldquo;too sensible a
+ measure&rdquo; to be openly opposed. He has annoyed him excessively, by
+ enforcing the vagrant laws; persecuting the gipsies, and endeavouring to
+ suppress country wakes and holiday games; which he considers great
+ nuisances, and reprobates as causes of the deadly sin of idleness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is evidently in all this a little of the ostentation of
+ newly-acquired consequence; the tradesman is gradually swelling into the
+ aristocrat; and he begins to grow excessively intolerant of every thing
+ that is not genteel. He has a great deal to say about &ldquo;the common people;&rdquo;
+ talks much of his park, his preserves, and the necessity of enforcing the
+ game-laws more strictly; and makes frequent use of the phrase, &ldquo;the gentry
+ of the neighbourhood.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He came to the Hall lately, with a face full of business, that he and the
+ Squire, to use his own words, &ldquo;might lay their heads together,&rdquo; to hit
+ upon some mode of putting a stop to the frolicking at the village on the
+ approaching May-day. It drew, he said, idle people together from all parts
+ of the neighbourhood, who spent the day fiddling, dancing, and carousing,
+ instead of staying at home to work for their families.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, as the Squire, unluckily, is at the bottom of these May-day revels,
+ it may be supposed that the suggestions of the sagacious Mr. Faddy were
+ not received with the best grace in the world. It is true, the old
+ gentleman is too courteous to show any temper to a guest in his own house;
+ but no sooner was he gone, than the indignation of the Squire found vent,
+ at having his poetical cobwebs invaded by this buzzing, bluebottle fly of
+ traffic. In his warmth, he inveighed against the whole race of
+ manufacturers, who, I found, were sore disturbers of his comfort. &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo;
+ said he, with emotion, &ldquo;it makes my heart bleed, to see all our fine
+ streams dammed up, and bestrode by cotton-mills; our valleys smoking with
+ steam-engines, and the din of the hammer and the loom scaring away all our
+ rural delight. What&rsquo;s to become of merry old England, when its
+ manor-houses are all turned into manufactories, and its sturdy peasantry
+ into pin-makers and stocking-weavers? I have looked in vain for merry
+ Sherwood, and all the greenwood haunts of Robin Hood; the whole country is
+ covered with manufacturing towns. I have stood on the ruins of Dudley
+ Castle, and looked round, with an aching heart, on what were once its
+ feudal domains of verdant and beautiful country. Sir, I beheld a mere <i>campus
+ phlegrae</i>; a region of fire; reeking with coal-pits, and furnaces, and
+ smelting-houses, vomiting forth flames and smoke. The pale and ghastly
+ people, toiling among vile exhalations, looked more like demons than human
+ beings; the clanking wheels and engines, seen through the murky
+ atmosphere, looked like instruments of torture in this pandemonium. What
+ is to become of the country, with these evils rankling in its very core?
+ Sir, these manufacturers will be the ruin of our rural manners; they will
+ destroy the national character; they will not leave materials for a single
+ line of poetry!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Squire is apt to wax eloquent on such themes; and I could hardly help
+ smiling at this whimsical lamentation over national industry and public
+ improvement. I am told, however, that he really grieves at the growing
+ spirit of trade, as destroying the charm of life. He considers every new
+ shorthand mode of doing things, as an inroad of snug sordid method; and
+ thinks that this will soon become a mere matter-of-fact world, where life
+ will be reduced to a mathematical calculation of conveniences, and every
+ thing will be done by steam.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He maintains, also, that the nation has declined in its free and joyous
+ spirit, in proportion as it has turned its attention to commerce and
+ manufactures; and that, in old times, when England was an idler, it was
+ also a merrier little island. In support of this opinion, he adduces the
+ frequency and splendour of ancient festivals and merry-makings, and the
+ hearty spirit with which they were kept up by all classes of people. His
+ memory is stored with the accounts given by Stow, in his Survey of London,
+ of the holiday revels at the inns of court, the Christmas mummeries, and
+ the masquings and bonfires about the streets. London, he says, in those
+ days, resembled the continental cities in its picturesque manners and
+ amusements. The court used to dance after dinner, on public occasions.
+ After the coronation dinner of Richard II, for example, the king, the
+ prelates, the nobles, the knights, and the rest of the company, danced in
+ Westminster Hall to the music of the minstrels. The example of the court
+ was followed by the middling classes, and so down to the lowest, and the
+ whole nation was a dancing, jovial nation. He quotes a lively city picture
+ of the times, given by Stow, which resembles the lively scenes one may
+ often see in the gay city of Paris; for he tells us that on holidays,
+ after evening prayers, the maidens in London used to assemble before the
+ door, in sight of their masters and dames, and while one played on a
+ timbrel, the others danced for garlands, hanged athwart the street.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Where will we meet with such merry groups now-a-days?&rdquo; the Squire will
+ exclaim, shaking his head mournfully;&mdash;&ldquo;and then as to the gayety
+ that prevailed in dress throughout all ranks of society, and made the very
+ streets so fine and picturesque: &lsquo;I have myself,&rsquo; says Gervaise Markham,
+ &lsquo;met an ordinary tapster in his silk stockings, garters deep fringed with
+ gold lace, the rest of his apparel suitable, with cloak lined with
+ velvet!&rsquo; Nashe, too, who wrote in 1593, exclaims at the finery of the
+ nation: &lsquo;England, the player&rsquo;s stage of gorgeous attire, the ape of all
+ nations&rsquo; superfluities, the continual masquer in outlandish habiliments.&rsquo;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such are a few of the authorities quoted by the Squire, by way of
+ contrasting what he supposes to have been the former vivacity of the
+ nation with its present monotonous character. &ldquo;John Bull,&rdquo; he will say,
+ &ldquo;was then a gay cavalier, with his sword by his side and a feather in his
+ cap; but he is now a plodding citizen, in snuff-coloured coat and
+ gaiters.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By the by, there really appears to have been some change in the national
+ character, since the days of which the Squire is so fond of talking; those
+ days when this little island acquired its favourite old title of &ldquo;merry
+ England.&rdquo; This may be attributed in part to the growing hardships of the
+ times, and the necessity of turning the whole attention to the means of
+ subsistence; but England&rsquo;s gayest customs prevailed at times when her
+ common people enjoyed comparatively few of the comforts and conveniences
+ that they do at present. It may be still more attributed to the universal
+ spirit of gain, and the calculating habits that commerce has introduced;
+ but I am inclined to attribute it chiefly to the gradual increase of the
+ liberty of the subject, and the growing freedom and activity of opinion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A free people are apt to be grave and thoughtful. They have high and
+ important matters to occupy their minds. They feel that it is their right,
+ their interest, and their duty, to mingle in public concerns, and to watch
+ over the general welfare. The continual exercise of the mind on political
+ topics gives intenser habits of thinking, and a more serious and earnest
+ demeanour. A nation becomes less gay, but more intellectually active and
+ vigorous. It evinces less play of the fancy, but more power of the
+ imagination; less taste and elegance, but more grandeur of mind; less
+ animated vivacity, but deeper enthusiasm.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is when men are shut out of the regions of manly thought, by a despotic
+ government; when every grave and lofty theme is rendered perilous to
+ discussion and almost to reflection; it is then that they turn to the
+ safer occupations of taste and amusement; trifles rise to importance, and
+ occupy the craving activity of intellect. No being is more void of care
+ and reflection than the slave; none dances more gayly, in his intervals of
+ labour; but make him free, give him rights and interests to guard, and he
+ becomes thoughtful and laborious.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The French are a gayer people than the English. Why? Partly from
+ temperament, perhaps; but greatly because they have been accustomed to
+ governments which surrounded the free exercise of thought with danger, and
+ where he only was safe who shut his eyes and ears to public events, and
+ enjoyed the passing pleasure of the day. Within late years, they have had
+ more opportunity of exercising their minds; and within late years, the
+ national character has essentially changed. Never did the French enjoy
+ such a degree of freedom as they do at this moment; and at this moment the
+ French are comparatively a grave people.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0033" id="link2H_4_0033"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ GIPSIES.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ What&rsquo;s that to absolute freedom; such as the very beggars have;
+ to feast and revel here to-day, and yonder to-morrow; next day
+ where they please; and so on still, the whole country or
+ kingdom over? There&rsquo;s liberty! the birds of the air can take
+ no more.
+
+ &mdash;<i>Jovial Crew</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Since the meeting with the gipsies, which I have related in a former
+ paper, I have observed several of them haunting the purlieus of the Hall,
+ in spite of a positive interdiction of the Squire. They are part of a gang
+ that has long kept about this neighbourhood, to the great annoyance of the
+ farmers, whose poultry-yards often suffer from their nocturnal invasions.
+ They are, however, in some measure patronized by the Squire, who considers
+ the race as belonging to the good old times; which, to confess the private
+ truth, seem to have abounded with good-for-nothing characters.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This roving crew is called &ldquo;Starlight Tom&rsquo;s Gang,&rdquo; from the name of its
+ chieftain, a notorious poacher. I have heard repeatedly of the misdeeds of
+ this &ldquo;minion of the moon;&rdquo; for every midnight depredation that takes place
+ in park, or fold or farm-yard, is laid to his charge. Starlight Tom, in
+ fact, answers to his name; he seems to walk in darkness, and, like a fox,
+ to be traced in the morning by the mischief he has done. He reminds me of
+ that fearful personage in the nursery rhyme:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Who goes round the house at night?
+ None but bloody Tom!
+ Who steals all the sheep at night?
+ None but one by one!
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In short, Starlight Tom is the scapegoat of the neighbourhood, but so
+ cunning and adroit, that there is no detecting him. Old Christy and the
+ game-keeper have watched many a night, in hopes of entrapping him; and
+ Christy often patrols the park with his dogs, for the purpose, but all in
+ vain. It is said that the Squire winks hard at his misdeeds, having an
+ indulgent feeling towards the vagabond, because of his being very expert
+ at all kinds of games, a great shot with the cross-bow, and the best
+ morris-dancer in the country.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Squire also suffers the gang to lurk unmolested about the skirts of
+ his estate, on condition that they do not come about the house. The
+ approaching wedding, however, has made a kind of Saturnalia at the Hall,
+ and has caused a suspension of all sober rule. It has produced a great
+ sensation throughout the female part of the household; not a housemaid but
+ dreams of wedding favours, and has a husband running in her head. Such a
+ time is a harvest for the gipsies: there is a public footpath leading
+ across one part of the park, by which they have free ingress, and they are
+ continually hovering about the grounds, telling the servant-girls&rsquo;
+ fortunes, or getting smuggled in to the young ladies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I believe the Oxonian amuses himself very much by furnishing them with
+ hints in private, and bewildering all the weak brains in the house with
+ their wonderful revelations. The general certainly was very much
+ astonished by the communications made to him the other evening by the
+ gipsy girl: he kept a wary silence towards us on the subject, and affected
+ to treat it lightly; but I have noticed that he has since redoubled his
+ attentions to Lady Lillycraft and her dogs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have seen also Phoebe Wilkins, the housekeeper&rsquo;s pretty and love-sick
+ niece, holding a long conference with one of these old sibyls behind a
+ large tree in the avenue, and often looking round to see that she was not
+ observed. I make no doubt that she was endeavouring to get some favourable
+ augury about the result of her love-quarrel with young Ready-Money, as
+ oracles have always been more consulted on love affairs than upon any
+ thing else. I fear, however, that in this instance the response was not so
+ favourable as usual; for I perceived poor Phoebe returning pensively
+ towards the house, her head hanging down, her hat in her hand, and the
+ riband trailing along the ground.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At another time, as I turned a corner of a terrace, at the bottom of the
+ garden, just by a clump of trees, and a large stone urn, I came upon a
+ bevy of the young girls of the family, attended by this same Phoebe
+ Wilkins. I was at a loss to comprehend the meaning of their blushing and
+ giggling, and their apparent agitation, until I saw the red cloak of a
+ gipsy vanishing among the shrubbery. A few moments after, I caught sight
+ of Master Simon and the Oxonion stealing along one of the walks of the
+ garden, chuckling and laughing at their successful waggery; having
+ evidently put the gipsy up to the thing, and instructed her what to say.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After all, there is something strangely pleasing in these tamperings with
+ the future, even where we are convinced of the fallacy of the prediction.
+ It is singular how willingly the mind will half deceive itself, and with
+ what a degree of awe we will listen to these babblers about futurity. For
+ my part, I cannot feel angry with these poor vagabonds, that seek to
+ deceive us into bright hopes and expectations. I have always been
+ something of a castle-builder, and have found my liveliest pleasures to
+ arise from the illusions which fancy has cast over commonplace realities.
+ As I get on in life, I find it more difficult to deceive myself in this
+ delightful manner; and I should be thankful to any prophet, however false,
+ that would conjure the clouds which hang over futurity into palaces, and
+ all its doubtful regions into fairy-land.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Squire, who, as I have observed, has a private good-will towards
+ gipsies, has suffered considerable annoyance on their account. Not that
+ they requite his indulgence with ingratitude, for they do not depredate
+ very flagrantly on his estate; but because their pilferings and misdeeds
+ occasion loud murmurs in the village. I can readily understand the old
+ gentleman&rsquo;s humour on this point; I have a great toleration for all kinds
+ of vagrant sunshiny existence, and must confess I take a pleasure in
+ observing the ways of gipsies. The English, who are accustomed to them
+ from childhood, and often suffer from their petty depredations, consider
+ them as mere nuisances; but I have been very much struck with their
+ peculiarities. I like to behold their clear olive complexions, their
+ romantic black eyes, their raven locks, their lithe, slender figures; and
+ hear them in low silver tones dealing forth magnificent promises of
+ honours and estates, of world&rsquo;s wealth, and ladies&rsquo; love.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Their mode of life, too, has something in it very fanciful and
+ picturesque. They are the free denizens of nature, and maintain a
+ primitive independence, in spite of law and gospel; of county gaols and
+ country magistrates. It is curious to see this obstinate adherence to the
+ wild, unsettled habits of savage life transmitted from generation to
+ generation, and preserved in the midst of one of the most cultivated,
+ populous, and systematic countries in the world. They are totally distinct
+ from the busy, thrifty people about them. They seem to be, like the
+ Indians of America, either above or below the ordinary cares and anxieties
+ of mankind. Heedless of power, of honours, of wealth; and indifferent to
+ the fluctuations of times; the rise or fall of grain, or stock, or
+ empires, they seem to laugh at the tolling, fretting world around them,
+ and to live according to the philosophy of the old song:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;Who would ambition shun,
+ And loves to lie i&rsquo; the sun,
+ Seeking the food he eats,
+ And pleased with what he gets,
+ Come hither, come hither, come hither;
+ Here shall he see
+ No enemy,
+ But winter and rough weather.&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ In this way, they wander from county to county; keeping about the purlieus
+ of villages, or in plenteous neighbourhoods, where there are fat farms and
+ rich country-seats. Their encampments are generally made in some beautiful
+ spot&mdash;either a green shady nook of a road; or on the border of a
+ common, under a sheltering hedge; or on the skirts of a fine spreading
+ wood. They are always to be found lurking about fairs, and races, and
+ rustic gatherings, wherever there is pleasure, and throng, and idleness.
+ They are the oracles of milk-maids and simple serving-girls; and sometimes
+ have even the honour of perusing the white hands of gentlemen&rsquo;s daughters,
+ when rambling about their fathers&rsquo; grounds. They are the bane of good
+ housewives and thrifty farmers, and odious in the eyes of country
+ justices; but, like all other vagabond beings, they have something to
+ commend them to the fancy. They are among the last traces, in these
+ matter-of-fact days, of the motley population of former times; and are
+ whimsically associated in my mind with fairies and witches, Robin
+ Goodfellow, Robin Hood, and the other fantastical personages of poetry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0034" id="link2H_4_0034"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ MAY-DAY CUSTOMS.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Happy the age, and harmless were the dayes,
+ (For then true love and amity was found,)
+ When every village did a May-pole raise,
+ And Whitsun ales and May-games did abound:
+ And all the lusty yonkers in a rout,
+ With merry lasses daunc&rsquo;d the rod about,
+ Then friendship to their banquets bid the guests,
+ And poore men far&rsquo;d the better for their feasts.
+
+ &mdash;PASQUIL&rsquo;S <i>Palinodia</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The month of April has nearly passed away, and we are fast approaching
+ that poetical day, which was considered, in old times, as the boundary
+ that parted the frontiers of winter and summer. With all its caprices,
+ however, I like the month of April. I like these laughing and crying days,
+ when sun and shade seem to run in billows over the landscape. I like to
+ see the sudden shower coursing over the meadow, and giving all nature a
+ greener smile; and the bright sunbeams chasing the flying cloud, and
+ turning all its drops into diamonds.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was enjoying a morning of the kind, in company with the Squire, in one
+ of the finest parts of the park. We were skirting a beautiful grove, and
+ he was giving me a kind of biographical account of several of his
+ favourite forest trees, when he heard the strokes of an axe from the midst
+ of a thick copse. The Squire paused and listened, with manifest signs of
+ uneasiness. He turned his steps in the direction of the sound. The strokes
+ grew louder and louder as we advanced; there was evidently a vigorous arm
+ wielding the axe. The Squire quickened his pace, but in vain; a loud
+ crack, and a succeeding crash, told that the mischief had been done, and
+ some child of the forest laid low. When we came to the place, we found
+ Master Simon and several others standing about a tall and beautifully
+ straight young tree, which had just been felled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Squire, though a man of most harmonious dispositions, was completely
+ put out of tune by this circumstance. He felt like a monarch witnessing
+ the murder of one of his liege subjects, and demanded, with some asperity,
+ the meaning of the outrage. It turned out to be an affair of Master
+ Simon&rsquo;s, who had selected the tree, from its height and straightness, for
+ a May-pole, the old one which stood on the village green being unfit for
+ farther service. If any thing could have soothed the ire of my worthy
+ host, it would have been the reflection that his tree had fallen for so
+ good a cause; and I saw that there was a great struggle between his
+ fondness for his groves, and his devotion to May-day. He could not
+ contemplate the prostrate tree, however, without indulging in lamentation,
+ and making a kind of funeral eulogy, like Mark Antony over the body of
+ Caesar; and he forbade that any tree should thenceforward be cut down on
+ his estate, without a warrant from himself; being determined, he said, to
+ hold the sovereign power of life and death in his own hands.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This mention of the May-pole struck my attention, and I inquired whether
+ the old customs connected with it were really kept up in this part of the
+ country. The Squire shook his head mournfully; and I found I had touched
+ on one of his tender points, for he grew quite melancholy in bewailing the
+ total decline of old May-day. Though it is regularly celebrated in the
+ neighbouring village, yet it has been merely resuscitated by the worthy
+ Squire, and is kept up in a forced state of existence at his expense. He
+ meets with continual discouragements; and finds great difficulty in
+ getting the country bumpkins to play their parts tolerably. He manages to
+ have every year a &ldquo;Queen of the May;&rdquo; but as to Robin Hood, Friar Tuck,
+ the Dragon, the Hobby-Horse, and all the other motley crew that used to
+ enliven the day with their mummery, he has not ventured to introduce them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Still I looked forward with some interest to the promised shadow of old
+ May-day, even though it be but a shadow; and I feel more and more pleased
+ with the whimsical yet harmless hobby of my host, which is surrounding him
+ with agreeable associations, and making a little world of poetry about
+ him. Brought up, as I have been, in a new country, I may appreciate too
+ highly the faint vestiges of ancient customs which I now and then meet
+ with, and the interest I express in them may provoke a smile from those
+ who are negligently suffering them to pass away. But with whatever
+ indifference they may be regarded by those &ldquo;to the manner born,&rdquo; yet in my
+ mind the lingering flavour of them imparts a charm to rustic life, which
+ nothing else could readily supply.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I shall never forget the delight I felt on first seeing a May-pole. It was
+ on the banks of the Dee, close by the picturesque old bridge that
+ stretches across the river from the quaint little city of Chester. I had
+ already been carried back into former days, by the antiquities of that
+ venerable place; the examination of which is equal to turning over the
+ pages of a black-letter volume, or gazing on the pictures in Froissart.
+ The May-pole on the margin of that poetic stream completed the illusion.
+ My fancy adorned it with wreaths of flowers, and peopled the green bank
+ with all the dancing revelry of May-day. The mere sight of this May-pole
+ gave a glow to my feelings, and spread a charm over the country for the
+ rest of the day; and as I traversed a part of the fair plain of Cheshire,
+ and the beautiful borders of Wales, and looked from among swelling hills
+ down a long green valley, through which &ldquo;the Deva wound its wizard
+ stream,&rdquo; my imagination turned all into a perfect Arcadia.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whether it be owing to such poetical associations early instilled into my
+ mind, or whether there is, as it were, a sympathetic revival and budding
+ forth of the feelings at this season, certain it is, that I always
+ experience, wherever I may be placed, a delightful expansion of the heart
+ at the return of May. It is said that birds about this time will become
+ restless in their cages, as if instinct with the season, conscious of the
+ revelry that is going on in the groves, and impatient to break from their
+ bondage, and join in the jubilee of the year. In like manner I have felt
+ myself excited, even in the midst of the metropolis, when the windows,
+ which had been churlishly closed all winter, were again thrown open to
+ receive the balmy breath of May; when the sweets of the country were
+ breathed into the town, and flowers were cried about the streets. I have
+ considered the treasures of flowers thus poured in, as so many missives
+ from nature, inviting us forth to enjoy the virgin beauty of the year,
+ before its freshness is exhaled by the heats of sunny summer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One can readily imagine what a gay scene it must have been in jolly old
+ London, when the doors were decorated with flowering branches, when every
+ hat was decked with hawthorn, and Robin Hood, Friar Tuck, Maid Marian, the
+ morris-dancers, and all the other fantastic masks and revellers, were
+ performing their antics about the May-pole in every part of the city.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am not a bigoted admirer of old times and old customs, merely because of
+ their antiquity: but while I rejoice in the decline of many of the rude
+ usages and coarse amusements of former days, I cannot but regret that this
+ innocent and fanciful festival has fallen into disuse. It seemed
+ appropriate to this verdant and pastoral country, and calculated to light
+ up the too pervading gravity of the nation. I value every custom that
+ tends to infuse poetical feeling into the common people, and to sweeten
+ and soften the rudeness of rustic manners, without destroying their
+ simplicity. Indeed, it is to the decline of this happy simplicity, that
+ the decline of this custom may be traced; and the rural dance on the
+ green, and the homely May-day pageant, have gradually disappeared, in
+ proportion as the peasantry have become expensive and artificial in their
+ pleasures, and too knowing for simple enjoyment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Some attempts, the Squire informs me, have been made of late years, by men
+ of both taste and learning, to rally back the popular feeling to these
+ standards of primitive simplicity; but the time has gone by, the feeling
+ has become chilled by habits of gain and traffic, the country apes the
+ manners and amusements of the town, and little is heard of May-day at
+ present, except from the lamentations of authors, who sigh after it from
+ among the brick walls of the city:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;For O, for O, the Hobby-Horse is forgot.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0035" id="link2H_4_0035"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ VILLAGE WORTHIES.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Nay, I tell you, I am so well beloved in our town, that not
+ the worst dog in the street will hurt my little finger.
+
+ &mdash;<i>Collier of Croydon</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ As the neighbouring village is one of those out-of-the-way, but gossiping,
+ little places where a small matter makes a great stir, it is not to be
+ supposed that the approach of a festival like that of May-day can be
+ regarded with indifference, especially since it is made a matter of such
+ moment by the great folks at the Hall. Master Simon, who is the faithful
+ factotum of the worthy Squire, and jumps with his humour in every thing,
+ is frequent just now in his visits to the village, to give directions for
+ the impending fête; and as I have taken the liberty occasionally of
+ accompanying him, I have been enabled to get some insight into the
+ characters and internal politics of this very sagacious little community.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Master Simon is in fact the Caesar of the village. It is true the Squire
+ is the protecting power, but his factotum is the active and busy agent. He
+ intermeddles in all its concerns, is acquainted with all the inhabitants
+ and their domestic history, gives counsel to the old folks in their
+ business matters, and the young folks in their love affairs, and enjoys
+ the proud satisfaction of being a great man in a little world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He is the dispenser, too, of the Squire&rsquo;s charity, which is bounteous;
+ and, to do Master Simon justice, he performs this part of his functions
+ with great alacrity. Indeed, I have been entertained with the mixture of
+ bustle, importance, and kind-heartedness which he displays. He is of too
+ vivacious a temperament to comfort the afflicted by sitting down, moping
+ and whining, and blowing noses in concert: but goes whisking about like a
+ sparrow, chirping consolation into every hole and corner of the village. I
+ have seen an old woman, in a red cloak, hold him for half an hour together
+ with some long phthisical tale of distress, which Master Simon listened to
+ with many a bob of the head, smack of his dog-whip, and other symptoms of
+ impatience, though he afterwards made a most faithful and circumstantial
+ report of the case to the Squire. I have watched him, too, during one of
+ his pop visits into the cottage of a superannuated villager, who is a
+ pensioner of the Squire, where he fidgeted about the room without sitting
+ down, made many excellent off-hand reflections with the old invalid, who
+ was propped up in his chair, about the shortness of life, the certainty of
+ death, and the necessity of preparing for &ldquo;that awful change;&rdquo; quoted
+ several texts of scripture very incorrectly, but much to the edification
+ of the cottager&rsquo;s wife; and on coming out, pinched the daughter&rsquo;s rosy
+ cheek, and wondered what was in the young men that such a pretty face did
+ not get a husband.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He has also his cabinet counsellors in the village, with whom he is very
+ busy just now, preparing for the May-day ceremonies. Among these is the
+ village tailor, a pale-faced fellow, that plays the clarionet in the
+ church choir; and; being a great musical genius, has frequent meetings of
+ the band at his house, where they &ldquo;make night hideous&rdquo; by their concerts.
+ He is, in consequence, high in favour with Master Simon; and, through his
+ influence, has the making, or rather marring, of all the liveries of the
+ Hall; which generally look as though they had been cut out by one of those
+ scientific tailors of the Flying Island of Laputa, who took measure of
+ their customers with a quadrant. The tailor, in fact, might rise to be one
+ of the moneyed men of the village, were he not rather too prone to gossip,
+ and keep holidays, and give concerts, and blow all his substance, real and
+ personal, through his clarionet; which literally keeps him poor, both in
+ body and estate. He has for the present thrown by all his regular work,
+ and suffered the breeches of the village to go unmade and unmended, while
+ he is occupied in making garlands of party-coloured rags, in imitation of
+ flowers, for the decoration of the May-pole.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Another of Master Simon&rsquo;s counsellors is the apothecary, a short and
+ rather fat man, with a pair of prominent eyes, that diverge like those of
+ a lobster. He is the village wise man; very sententious, and full of
+ profound remarks on shallow subjects. Master Simon often quotes his
+ sayings, and mentions him as rather an extraordinary man; and even
+ consults him occasionally, in desperate cases of the dogs and horses.
+ Indeed, he seems to have been overwhelmed by the apothecary&rsquo;s philosophy,
+ which is exactly one observation deep, consisting of indisputable maxims,
+ such as may be gathered from the mottoes of tobacco-boxes. I had a
+ specimen of his philosophy, in my very first conversation with him; in the
+ course of which he observed, with great solemnity and emphasis, that &ldquo;man
+ is a compound of wisdom and folly;&rdquo; upon which Master Simon, who had hold
+ of my arm, pressed very hard upon it, and whispered in my ear &ldquo;That&rsquo;s a
+ devilish shrewd remark!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0036" id="link2H_4_0036"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE SCHOOLMASTER.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ There will be no mosse stick to the stone of Sisiphus, no
+ grasse hang on the heeles of Mercury, no butter cleave on the
+ bread of a traveller. For as the eagle at every flight loseth
+ a feather, which maketh her bauld in her age, so the traveller
+ in every country loseth some fleece, which maketh him a beggar
+ in his youth, by buying that for a pound which he cannot sell
+ again for a penny&mdash;repentance.
+
+ &mdash;LILLY&rsquo;S <i>Euphues</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Among the worthies of the village that enjoy the peculiar confidence of
+ Master Simon, is one who has struck my fancy so much that I have thought
+ him worthy of a separate notice. It is Slingsby, the schoolmaster, a thin,
+ elderly man, rather threadbare and slovenly, somewhat indolent in manner,
+ and with an easy, good-humoured look, not often met with in his craft. I
+ have been interested in his favour by a few anecdotes which I have picked
+ up concerning him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He is a native of the village, and was a contemporary and playmate of
+ Ready-Money Jack in the days of their boyhood. Indeed, they carried on a
+ kind of league of mutual good offices. Slingsby was rather puny, and
+ withal somewhat of a coward, but very apt at his learning; Jack, on the
+ contrary, was a bully-boy out of doors, but a sad laggard at his books.
+ Slingsby helped Jack, therefore, to all his lessons; Jack fought all
+ Slingsby&rsquo;s battles; and they were inseparable friends. This mutual
+ kindness continued even after they left the school, notwithstanding the
+ dissimilarity of their characters. Jack took to ploughing and reaping, and
+ prepared himself to till his paternal acres; while the other loitered
+ negligently on in the path of learning, until he penetrated even into the
+ confines of Latin and mathematics.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In an unlucky hour, however, he took to reading voyages and travels, and
+ was smitten with a desire to see the world. This desire increased upon him
+ as he grew up; so, early one bright, sunny morning, he put all his effects
+ in a knapsack, slung it on his back, took staff in hand, and called in his
+ way to take leave of his early schoolmate. Jack was just going out with
+ the plough: the friends shook hands over the farm-house gate; Jack drove
+ his team a-field, and Slingsby whistled, &ldquo;Over the hills and far away,&rdquo;
+ and sallied forth gayly to &ldquo;seek his fortune.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Years and years passed by, and young Tom Slingsby was forgotten; when, one
+ mellow Sunday afternoon in autumn, a thin man, somewhat advanced in life,
+ with a coat out at elbows, a pair of old nankeen gaiters, and a few things
+ tied in a handkerchief and slung on the end of a stick, was seen loitering
+ through the village. He appeared to regard several houses attentively, to
+ peer into the windows that were open, to eye the villagers wistfully as
+ they returned from church, and then to pass some time in the church-yard
+ reading the tombstones.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length he found his way to the farm-house of Ready-Money Jack, but
+ paused ere he attempted the wicket; contemplating the picture of
+ substantial independence before him. In the porch of the house sat
+ Ready-Money Jack, in his Sunday dress; with his hat upon his head, his
+ pipe in his mouth, and his tankard before him, the monarch of all he
+ surveyed. Beside him lay his fat house-dog. The varied sounds of poultry
+ were heard from the well-stocked farm-yard; the bees hummed from their
+ hives in the garden; the cattle lowed in the rich meadow; while the
+ crammed barns and ample stacks bore proof of an abundant harvest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The stranger opened the gate and advanced dubiously toward the house. The
+ mastiff growled at the sight of the suspicious-looking intruder; but was
+ immediately silenced by his master, who, taking his pipe from his mouth,
+ awaited with inquiring aspect the address of this equivocal personage. The
+ stranger eyed old Jack for a moment, so portly in his dimensions, and
+ decked out in gorgeous apparel; then cast a glance upon his own
+ thread-bare and starveling condition, and the scanty bundle which he held
+ in his hand; then giving his shrunk waistcoat a twitch to make it meet its
+ receding waistband, and casting another look, half sad, half humorous, at
+ the sturdy yeoman, &ldquo;I suppose,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;Mr. Tibbets, you have forgot old
+ times and old playmates.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The latter gazed at him with scrutinizing look, but acknowledged that he
+ had no recollection of him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Like enough, like enough,&rdquo; said the stranger, &ldquo;every body seems to have
+ forgotten poor Slingsby!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, no, sure! it can&rsquo;t be Tom Slingsby?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, but it is, though!&rdquo; replied the stranger, shaking his head.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ready-Money Jack was on his feet in a twinkling, thrust out his hand, gave
+ his ancient crony the gripe of a giant, and slapping the other hand on a
+ bench, &ldquo;Sit down there,&rdquo; cried he, &ldquo;Tom Slingsby!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A long conversation ensued about old times, while Slingsby was regaled
+ with the best cheer that the farm-house afforded; for he was hungry as
+ well as wayworn, and had the keen appetite of a poor pedestrian. The early
+ playmates then talked over their subsequent lives and adventures. Jack had
+ but little to relate, and was never good at a long story. A prosperous
+ life, passed at home, has little incident for narrative; it is only poor
+ devils, that are tossed about the world, that are the true heroes of
+ story. Jack had stuck by the paternal farm, followed the same plough that
+ his forefathers had driven, and had waxed richer and richer as he grew
+ older. As to Tom Slingsby, he was an exemplification of the old proverb,
+ &ldquo;a rolling stone gathers no moss.&rdquo; He had sought his fortune about the
+ world, without ever finding it, being a thing oftener found at home than
+ abroad. He had been in all kinds of situations, and had learned a dozen
+ different modes of making a living; but had found his way back to his
+ native village rather poorer than when he left it, his knapsack having
+ dwindled down to a scanty bundle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As luck would have it, the Squire was passing by the farmhouse that very
+ evening, and called there, as is often his custom. He found the two
+ schoolmates still gossiping in the porch, and according to the good old
+ Scottish song, &ldquo;taking a cup of kindness yet, for auld lang syne.&rdquo; The
+ Squire was struck by the contrast in appearance and fortunes of these
+ early playmates. Ready-Money Jack, seated in lordly state, surrounded by
+ the good things of this life, with golden guineas hanging to his very
+ watch-chain, and the poor pilgrim Slingsby, thin as a weasel, with all his
+ worldly effects, his bundle, hat, and walking-staff, lying on the ground
+ beside him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The good Squire&rsquo;s heart warmed towards the luckless cosmopolite, for he is
+ a little prone to like such half-vagrant characters. He cast about in his
+ mind how he should contrive once more to anchor Slingsby in his native
+ village. Honest Jack had already offered him a present shelter under his
+ roof, in spite of the hints, and winks, and half remonstrances of the
+ shrewd Dame Tibbets; but how to provide for his permanent maintenance was
+ the question. Luckily the Squire bethought himself that the village school
+ was without a teacher. A little further conversation convinced him that
+ Slingsby was as fit for that as for any thing else, and in a day or two he
+ was seen swaying the rod of empire in the very school-house where he had
+ often been horsed in the days of his boyhood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here he has remained for several years, and, being honoured by the
+ countenance of the Squire, and the fast friendship of Mr. Tibbets, he has
+ grown into much importance and consideration in the village. I am told,
+ however, that he still shows, now and then, a degree of restlessness, and
+ a disposition to rove abroad again, and see a little more of the world; an
+ inclination which seems particularly to haunt him about springtime. There
+ is nothing so difficult to conquer as the vagrant humour, when once it has
+ been fully indulged.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Since I have heard these anecdotes of poor Slingsby, I have more than once
+ mused upon the picture presented by him and his schoolmate, Ready-Money
+ Jack, on their coming together again after so long a separation. It is
+ difficult to determine between lots in life, where each one is attended
+ with its peculiar discontents. He who never leaves his home repines at his
+ monotonous existence, and envies the traveller, whose life is a constant
+ tissue of wonder and adventure; while he who is tossed about the world,
+ looks back with many a sigh to the safe and quiet shore which he has
+ abandoned. I cannot help thinking, however, that the man that stays at
+ home, and cultivates the comforts and pleasures daily springing up around
+ him, stands the best chance for happiness. There is nothing so fascinating
+ to a young mind as the idea of travelling; and there is very witchcraft in
+ the old phrase found in every nursery tale, of &ldquo;going to seek one&rsquo;s
+ fortune.&rdquo; A continual change of place, and change of object, promises a
+ continual succession of adventure and gratification of curiosity. But
+ there is a limit to all our enjoyments, and every desire bears its death
+ in its very gratification. Curiosity languishes under repeated stimulants,
+ novelties cease to excite surprise, until at length we cannot wonder even
+ at a miracle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He who has sallied forth into the world, like poor Slingsby, full of sunny
+ anticipations, finds too soon how different the distant scene becomes when
+ visited. The smooth place roughens as he approaches; the wild place
+ becomes tame and barren; the fairy tints that beguiled him on, still fly
+ to the distant hill, or gather upon the land he has left behind; and every
+ part of the landscape seems greener than the spot he stands on.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0037" id="link2H_4_0037"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE SCHOOL.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ But to come down from great men and higher matters to my
+ little children and poor school-house again; I will, God
+ willing, go forward orderly, as I purposed, to instruct children
+ and young men both for learning and manners.
+
+ &mdash;ROGER ASCHAM.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Having given the reader a slight sketch of the village schoolmaster, he
+ may be curious to learn something concerning his school. As the Squire
+ takes much interest in the education of the neighbouring children, he put
+ into the hands of the teacher, on first installing him in office, a copy
+ of Roger Ascham&rsquo;s Schoolmaster, and advised him, moreover, to con over
+ that portion of old Peacham which treats of the duty of masters, and which
+ condemns the favourite method of making boys wise by flagellation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He exhorted Slingsby not to break down or depress the free spirit of the
+ boys, by harshness and slavish fear, but to lead them freely and joyously
+ on in the path of knowledge, making it pleasant and desirable in their
+ eyes. He wished to see the youth trained up in the manners and habitudes
+ of the peasantry of the good old times, and thus to lay a foundation for
+ the accomplishment of his favorite object, the revival of old English
+ customs and character. He recommended that all the ancient holidays should
+ be observed, and that the sports of the boys, in their hours of play,
+ should be regulated according to the standard authorities laid down in
+ Strutt, a copy of whose invaluable work, decorated with plates, was
+ deposited in the school-house. Above all, he exhorted the pedagogue to
+ abstain from the use of birch, an instrument of instruction which the good
+ Squire regards with abhorrence, as fit only for the coercion of brute
+ natures that cannot be reasoned with.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Slingsby has followed the Squire&rsquo;s instructions, to the best of his
+ disposition and abilities. He never flogs the boys, because he is too
+ easy, good-humoured a creature to inflict pain on a worm. He is bountiful
+ in holidays, because he loves holidays himself, and has a sympathy with
+ the urchins&rsquo; impatience of confinement, from having divers times
+ experienced its irksomeness during the time that he was seeing the world.
+ As to sports and pastimes, the boys are faithfully exercised in all that
+ are on record, quoits, races, prison-bars, tipcat, trap-ball, bandy-ball,
+ wrestling, leaping, and what not. The only misfortune is, that having
+ banished the birch, honest Slingsby has not studied Roger Ascham
+ sufficiently to find out a substitute; or rather, he has not the
+ management in his nature to apply one; his school, therefore, though one
+ of the happiest, is one of the most unruly in the country; and never was a
+ pedagogue more liked, or less heeded by his disciples, than Slingsby.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He has lately taken a coadjutor worthy of himself, being another stray
+ sheep that has returned to the village fold. This is no other than the son
+ of the musical tailor, who had bestowed some cost upon his education,
+ hoping to see him one day arrive at the dignity of an exciseman, or at
+ least of a parish clerk. The lad grew up, however, as idle and musical as
+ his father; and, being captivated by the drum and fife of a recruiting
+ party, he followed them off to the army. He returned not long since, out
+ of money, and out at the elbows, the prodigal son of the village. He
+ remained for some time lounging about the place in half-tattered soldier&rsquo;s
+ dress, with a foraging-cap on one side of his head, jerking stones across
+ the brook, or loitering about the tavern-door, a burthen to his father,
+ and regarded with great coldness by all warm householders.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Something, however, drew honest Slingsby towards the youth. It might be
+ the kindness he bore to his father, who is one of the schoolmaster&rsquo;s great
+ cronies; it might be that secret sympathy which draws men of vagrant
+ propensities towards each other; for there is something truly magnetic in
+ the vagabond feeling; or it might be, that he remembered the time when he
+ himself had come back, like this youngster, a wreck, to his native place.
+ At any rate, whatever the motive, Slingsby drew towards the youth. They
+ had many conversations in the village tap-room about foreign parts and the
+ various scenes and places they had witnessed during their wayfaring about
+ the world. The more Slingsby talked with him, the more he found him to his
+ taste; and finding him almost as learned as himself, he forthwith engaged
+ him as an assistant, or usher, in the school. Under such admirable
+ tuition, the school, as may be supposed, flourishes apace; and if the
+ scholars do not become versed in all the holiday accomplishments of the
+ good old times, to the Squire&rsquo;s heart&rsquo;s content, it will not be the fault
+ of their teachers. The prodigal son has become almost as popular among the
+ boys as the pedagogue himself. His instructions are not limited to school
+ hours; and having inherited the musical taste and talents of his father,
+ he has bitten the whole school with the mania. He is a great hand at
+ beating a drum, which is often heard rumbling from the rear of the
+ school-house. He is teaching half the boys of the village, also, to play
+ the fife, and the pandean pipes; and they weary the whole neighbourhood
+ with their vague pipings, as they sit perched on stiles, or loitering
+ about the barn-doors in the evenings. Among the other exercises of the
+ school, also, he has introduced the ancient art of archery, one of the
+ Squire&rsquo;s favourite themes, with such success, that the whipsters roam in
+ truant bands about the neighbourhood, practising with their bows and
+ arrows upon the birds of the air, and the beasts of the field; and not
+ unfrequently making a foray into the Squire&rsquo;s domains, to the great
+ indignation of the gamekeepers. In a word, so completely are the ancient
+ English customs and habits cultivated at this school, that I should not be
+ surprised if the Squire should live to see one of his poetic visions
+ realized, and a brood reared up, worthy successors to Robin Hood and his
+ merry gang of outlaws.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0038" id="link2H_4_0038"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ A VILLAGE POLITICIAN.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ I am a rogue if I do not think I was designed for the helm of
+ state; I am so full of nimble stratagems, that I should have
+ ordered affairs, and carried it against the stream of a faction,
+ with as much ease as a skipper would laver against the wind.
+
+ &mdash;<i>The Goblins</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In one of my visits to the village with Master Simon, he proposed that we
+ should stop at the inn, which he wished to show me, as a specimen of a
+ real country inn, the head-quarters of village gossips. I had remarked it
+ before, in my perambulations about the place. It has a deep, old-fashioned
+ porch, leading into a large hall, which serves for tap-room and
+ travellers&rsquo;-room; having a wide fire-place, with high-backed settles on
+ each side, where the wise men of the village gossip over their ale, and
+ hold their sessions during the long winter evenings. The landlord is an
+ easy, indolent fellow, shaped a little like one of his own beer-barrels,
+ and is apt to stand gossiping at his door, with his wig on one side, and
+ his hands in his pockets, whilst his wife and daughter attend to
+ customers. His wife, however, is fully competent to manage the
+ establishment; and, indeed, from long habitude, rules over all the
+ frequenters of the tap-room as completely as if they were her dependants
+ instead of her patrons. Not a veteran ale-bibber but pays homage to her,
+ having, no doubt, been often in her arrears. I have already hinted that
+ she is on very good terms with Ready-Money Jack. He was a sweetheart of
+ hers in early life, and has always countenanced the tavern on her account.
+ Indeed, he is quite the &ldquo;cock of the walk&rdquo; at the tap-room.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As we approached the inn, we heard some one talking with great volubility,
+ and distinguished the ominous words, &ldquo;taxes,&rdquo; &ldquo;poor&rsquo;s rates,&rdquo; and
+ &ldquo;agricultural distress.&rdquo; It proved to be a thin, loquacious fellow, who
+ had penned the landlord up in one corner of the porch, with his hands in
+ his pockets as usual, listening with an air of the most vacant
+ acquiescence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sight seemed to have a curious effect on Master Simon, as he squeezed
+ my arm, and, altering his course, sheered wide of the porch, as though he
+ had not had any idea of entering. This evident evasion induced me to
+ notice the orator more particularly. He was meagre, but active in his
+ make, with a long, pale, bilious face; a black beard, so ill-shaven as to
+ bloody his shirt-collar, a feverish eye, and a hat sharpened up at the
+ sides, into a most pragmatical shape. He had a newspaper in his hand, and
+ seemed to be commenting on its contents, to the thorough conviction of
+ mine host.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At sight of Master Simon, the landlord was evidently a little flurried,
+ and began to rub his hands, edge away from his corner, and make several
+ profound publican bows; while the orator took no other notice of my
+ companion than to talk rather louder than before, and with, as I thought,
+ something of an air of defiance. Master Simon, however, as I have before
+ said, sheered off from the porch, and passed on, pressing my arm within
+ his, and whispering, as we got by, in a tone of awe and horror, &ldquo;That&rsquo;s a
+ radical! he reads Cobbett!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I endeavoured to get a more particular account of him from my companion,
+ but he seemed unwilling even to talk about him, answering only in general
+ terms, that he was &ldquo;a cursed busy fellow, that had a confounded trick of
+ talking, and was apt to bother one about the national debt, and such
+ nonsense;&rdquo; from which I suspected that Master Simon had been rendered wary
+ of him by some accidental encounter on the field of argument; for these
+ radicals are continually roving about in quest of wordy warfare, and never
+ so happy as when they can tilt a gentleman logician out of his saddle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On subsequent inquiry, my suspicions have been confirmed. I find the
+ radical has but recently found his way into the village, where he
+ threatens to commit fearful devastations with his doctrines. He has
+ already made two or three complete converts, or new lights; has shaken the
+ faith of several others; and has grievously puzzled the brains of many of
+ the oldest villagers, who had never thought about politics, or scarce any
+ thing else, during their whole lives.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He is lean and meagre from the constant restlessness of mind and body;
+ worrying about with newspapers and pamphlets in his pockets, which he is
+ ready to pull out on all occasions. He has shocked several of the
+ staunchest villagers, by talking lightly of the Squire and his family; and
+ hinting that it would be better the park should be cut into small farms
+ and kitchen-gardens, or feed good mutton instead of worthless deer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He is a great thorn in the side of the Squire, who is sadly afraid that he
+ will introduce politics into the village, and turn it into an unhappy,
+ thinking community. He is a still greater grievance to Master Simon, who
+ has hitherto been able to sway the political opinions of the place,
+ without much cost of learning or logic; but has been much puzzled of late
+ to weed out the doubts and heresies already sown by this champion of
+ reform.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Indeed, the latter has taken complete command at the tap-room of the
+ tavern, not so much because he has convinced, as because he has out-talked
+ all the old-established oracles. The apothecary, with all his philosophy,
+ was as nought before him. He has convinced and converted the landlord at
+ least a dozen times; who, however, is liable to be convinced and converted
+ the other way, by the next person with whom he talks. It is true the
+ radical has a violent antagonist in the landlady, who is vehemently loyal,
+ and thoroughly devoted to the king, Master Simon, and the Squire. She now
+ and then comes out upon the reformer with all the fierceness of a
+ cat-o&rsquo;-mountain, and does not spare her own soft-headed husband, for
+ listening to what she terms such &ldquo;low-lived politics.&rdquo; What makes the good
+ woman the more violent, is the perfect coolness with which the radical
+ listens to her attacks, drawing his face up into a provoking supercilious
+ smile; and when she has talked herself out of breath, quietly asking her
+ for a taste of her home-brewed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The only person that is in any way a match for this redoubtable
+ politician, is Ready-Money Jack Tibbets, who maintains his stand in the
+ tap-room, in defiance of the radical and all his works. Jack is one of the
+ most loyal men in the country, without being able to reason about the
+ matter. He has that admirable quality for a tough arguer, also, that he
+ never knows when he is beat. He has half-a-dozen old maxims which he
+ advances on all occasions, and though his antagonist may overturn them
+ never so often, yet he always brings them anew to the field. He is like
+ the robber in Ariosto, who, though his head might be cut off
+ half-a-hundred times, yet whipped it on his shoulders again in a
+ twinkling, and returned as sound a man as ever to the charge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whatever does not square with Jack&rsquo;s simple and obvious creed, he sets
+ down for &ldquo;French politics;&rdquo; for, notwithstanding the peace, he cannot be
+ persuaded that the French are not still laying plots to ruin the nation,
+ and to get hold of the Bank of England. The radical attempted to overwhelm
+ him, one day, by a long passage from a newspaper; but Jack neither reads
+ nor believes in newspapers. In reply, he gave him one of the stanzas which
+ he has by heart from his favourite, and indeed only author, old Tusser,
+ and which he calls his Golden Rules:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Leave princes&rsquo; affairs undescanted on,
+ And tend to such doings as stand thee upon;
+ Fear God, and offend not the king nor his laws,
+ And keep thyself out of the magistrate&rsquo;s claws.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ When Tibbets had pronounced this with great emphasis, he pulled out a
+ well-filled leathern purse, took out a handful of gold and silver,&mdash;paid
+ his score at the bar with great punctuality, returned his money, piece by
+ piece, into his purse, his purse into his pocket, which he buttoned up;
+ and then, giving his cudgel a stout thump upon the floor, and bidding the
+ radical &ldquo;good-morning, sir!&rdquo; with the tone of a man who conceives he has
+ completely done for his antagonist, he walked with lion-like gravity out
+ of the house. Two or three of Jack&rsquo;s admirers who were present, and had
+ been afraid to take the field themselves, looked upon this as a perfect
+ triumph, and winked at each other when the radical&rsquo;s back was turned. &ldquo;Ay,
+ ay!&rdquo; said mine host, as soon as the radical was out of hearing, &ldquo;let old
+ Jack alone; I&rsquo;ll warrant he&rsquo;ll give him his own!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0039" id="link2H_4_0039"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE ROOKERY.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ But cawing rooks, and kites that swim sublime
+ In still repeated circles, screaming loud;
+ The jay, the pie, and e&rsquo;en the boding owl,
+ That hails the rising moon, have charms for me.
+
+ &mdash;COWPER.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In a grove of tall oaks and beeches, that crowns a terrace-walk just on
+ the skirts of the garden, is an ancient rookery, which is one of the most
+ important provinces in the Squire&rsquo;s rural domains. The old gentleman sets
+ great store by his rooks, and will not suffer one of them to be killed: in
+ consequence of which, they have increased amazingly; the tree-tops are
+ loaded with their nests; they have encroached upon the great avenue, and
+ have even established, in times long past, a colony among the elms and
+ pines of the church-yard, which, like other distant colonies, has already
+ thrown off allegiance to the mother country.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The rooks are looked up by the Squire as a very ancient and honourable
+ line of gentry, highly aristocratical in their notions, fond of place, and
+ attached to church and state; as their building so loftily, keeping about
+ churches and cathedrals, and in the venerable groves of old castles and
+ manor-houses, sufficiently manifests. The good opinion thus expressed by
+ the Squire put me upon observing more narrowly these very respectable
+ birds, for I confess, to my shame, I had been apt to confound them with
+ their cousins-german the crows, to whom, at the first glance, they bear so
+ great a family resemblance. Nothing, it seems, could be more unjust or
+ injurious than such a mistake. The rooks and crows are, among the
+ feathered tribes, what the Spaniards and Portuguese are among nations, the
+ least loving, in consequence of their neighbourhood and similarity. The
+ rooks are old established housekeepers, high-minded gentlefolk, that have
+ had their hereditary abodes time out of mind; but as to the poor crows,
+ they are a kind of vagabond, predatory, gipsy race, roving about the
+ country without any settled home; &ldquo;their hands are against every body, and
+ every body&rsquo;s against them;&rdquo; and they are gibbeted in every corn-field.
+ Master Simon assures me that a female rook, that should so far forget
+ herself as to consort with a crow, would inevitably be disinherited, and
+ indeed would he totally discarded by all her genteel acquaintance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Squire is very watchful over the interests and concerns of his sable
+ neighbours. As to Master Simon, he even pretends to know many of them by
+ sight, and to have given names to them; he points out several, which he
+ says are old heads of families, and compares them to worthy old citizens,
+ beforehand in the world, that wear cocked hats, and silver buckles in
+ their shoes. Notwithstanding the protecting benevolence of the Squire, and
+ their being residents in his empire, they seem to acknowledge no
+ allegiance, and to hold no intercourse or intimacy. Their airy tenements
+ are built almost out of the reach of gun-shot; and, notwithstanding their
+ vicinity to the Hall, they maintain a most reserved and distrustful
+ shyness of mankind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is one season of the year, however, which brings all birds in a
+ manner to a level, and tames the pride of the loftiest high-flyer&mdash;which
+ is the season of building their nests. This takes place early in the
+ spring, when the forest trees first begin to show their buds; the long,
+ withy ends of the branches to turn green; when the wild strawberry, and
+ other herbage of the sheltered woodlands, put forth their tender and
+ tinted leaves; and the daisy and the primrose peep from under the hedges.
+ At this time there is a general bustle among the feathered tribes; an
+ incessant fluttering about, and a cheerful chirping; indicative, like the
+ germination of the vegetable world, of the reviving life and fecundity of
+ the year.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is then that the rooks forget their usual stateliness and their shy and
+ lofty habits. Instead of keeping up in the high regions of the air,
+ swinging on the breezy tree-tops, and looking down with sovereign contempt
+ upon the humble crawlers upon earth, they are fain to throw off for a time
+ the dignity of the gentleman, to come down to the ground, and put on the
+ pains-taking and industrious character of a labourer. They now lose their
+ natural shyness, become fearless and familiar, and may be seen plying
+ about in all directions, with an air of great assiduity, in search of
+ building materials. Every now and then your path will be crossed by one of
+ these busy old gentlemen, worrying about with awkward gait, as if troubled
+ with the gout, or with corns on his toes, casting about many a prying
+ look, turning down first one eye, then the other, in earnest
+ consideration, upon every straw he meets with; until, espying some mighty
+ twig, large enough to make a rafter for his air-castle, he will seize upon
+ it with avidity, and hurry away with it to the tree-top; fearing,
+ apparently, lest you should dispute with him the invaluable prize.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Like other castle-builders, these airy architects seem rather fanciful in
+ the materials with which they build, and to like those most which come
+ from a distance. Thus, though there are abundance of dry twigs on the
+ surrounding trees, yet they never think of making use of them, but go
+ foraging in distant lands, and come sailing home, one by one, from the
+ ends of the earth, each bearing in his bill some precious piece of timber.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nor must I avoid mentioning what, I grieve to say, rather derogates from
+ the grave and honourable character of these ancient gentlefolk; that,
+ during the architectural season, they are subject to great dissensions
+ among themselves; that they make no scruple to defraud and plunder each
+ other; and that sometimes the rookery is a scene of hideous brawl and
+ commotion, in consequence of some delinquency of the kind. One of the
+ partners generally remains on the nest, to guard it from depredation, and
+ I have seen severe contests, when some sly neighbour has endeavoured to
+ filch away a tempting rafter that has captivated his eye. As I am not
+ willing to admit any suspicion hastily, that should throw a stigma on the
+ general character of so worshipful a people, I am inclined to think that
+ these larcenies are very much discountenanced by the higher classes, and
+ even rigorously punished by those in authority; for I have now and then
+ seen a whole gang of rooks fall upon the nest of some individual, pull it
+ all to pieces, carry off the spoils, and even buffet the luckless
+ proprietor. I have concluded this to be some signal punishment inflicted
+ upon him, by the officers of the police, for some pilfering misdemeanour;
+ or, perhaps, that it was a crew of bailiffs carrying an execution into his
+ house.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have been amused with another of their movements during the building
+ season. The steward has suffered a considerable number of sheep to graze
+ on a lawn near the house, somewhat to the annoyance of the Squire, who
+ thinks this an innovation on the dignity of a park, which ought to be
+ devoted to deer only. Be this as it may, there is a green knoll, not far
+ from the drawing-room window, where the ewes and lambs are accustomed to
+ assemble towards evening, for the benefit of the setting sun. No sooner
+ were they gathered here, at the time when these politic birds were
+ building, than a stately old rook, who Master Simon assured me was the
+ chief magistrate of this community, would settle down upon the head of one
+ of the ewes, who, seeming conscious of this condescension, would desist
+ from grazing, and stand fixed in motionless reverence of her august
+ burthen; the rest of the rookery would then come wheeling down, in
+ imitation of their leader, until every ewe had two or three of them
+ cawing, and fluttering, and battling upon her back. Whether they requited
+ the submission of the sheep, by levying a contribution upon their fleece
+ for the benefit of the rookery, I am not certain; though I presume they
+ followed the usual custom of protecting powers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The latter part of May is the time of great tribulation among the
+ rookeries, when the young are just able to leave their nests, and balance
+ themselves on the neighbouring branches. Now comes on the season of &ldquo;rook
+ shooting;&rdquo; a terrible slaughter of the innocents. The Squire, of course,
+ prohibits all invasion of the kind on his territories; but I am told that
+ a lamentable havoc takes place in the colony about the old church. Upon
+ this devoted commonwealth the village charges &ldquo;with all its chivalry.&rdquo;
+ Every idle wight that is lucky enough to possess an old gun or
+ blunderbuss, together with all the archery of Slingsby&rsquo;s school, take the
+ field on the occasion. In vain does the little parson interfere, or
+ remonstrate, in angry tones from his study window that looks into the
+ churchyard; there is a continual popping, from morning till night. Being
+ no great marksmen, their shots are not often effective; but every now and
+ then, a great shout from the besieging army of bumpkins makes known the
+ downfall of some unlucky squab rook, which comes to the ground with the
+ emphasis of a squashed apple-dumpling.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nor is the rookery entirely free from other troubles and disasters. In so
+ aristocratical and lofty-minded a community, which boasts so much ancient
+ blood and hereditary pride, it is natural to suppose that questions of
+ etiquette will sometimes arise and affairs of honour ensue. In fact, this
+ is very often the case; bitter quarrels break out between individuals,
+ which produce sad scufflings on tree-tops, and I have more than once seen
+ a regular duel take place between two doughty heroes of the rookery. Their
+ field of battle is generally the air; and their contest is managed in the
+ most scientific and elegant manner; wheeling round and round each other,
+ and towering higher and higher, to get the vantage-ground, until they
+ sometimes disappear in the clouds before the combat is determined.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They have also fierce combats now and then with an invading hawk, and will
+ drive him off from their territories by a <i>posse comitatus</i>. They are
+ also extremely tenacious of their domains, and will suffer no other bird
+ to inhabit the grove or its vicinity. There was a very ancient and
+ respectable old bachelor owl, that had long had his lodgings in a corner
+ of the grove, but has been fairly ejected by the rooks; and has retired,
+ disgusted with the world, to a neighbouring wood, where he leads the life
+ of a hermit, and makes nightly complaints of his ill-treatment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The hootings of this unhappy gentleman may generally be heard in the still
+ evenings, when the rooks are all at rest; and I have often listened to
+ them of a moonlight night with a kind of mysterious gratification. This
+ gray-bearded misanthrope, of course, is highly respected by the Squire;
+ but the servants have superstitious notions about him, and it would be
+ difficult to get the dairy-maid to venture after dark near to the wood
+ which he inhabits.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Beside the private quarrels of the rooks, there are other misfortunes to
+ which they are liable, and which often bring distress into the most
+ respectable families of the rookery. Having the true baronial spirit of
+ the good old feudal times, they are apt now and then to issue forth from
+ their castles on a foray, and to lay the plebeian fields of the
+ neighbouring country under contribution; in the course of which chivalrous
+ expeditions, they now and then get a shot from the rusty artillery of some
+ refractory farmer. Occasionally, too, while they are quietly taking the
+ air beyond the park boundaries, they have the incaution to come within the
+ reach of the truant bowman of Slingsby&rsquo;s school, and receive a flight shot
+ from some unlucky urchin&rsquo;s arrow. In such case, the wounded adventurer
+ will sometimes have just strength enough to bring himself home, and,
+ giving up the ghost at the rookery, will hang dangling &ldquo;all abroad&rdquo; on a
+ bough, like a thief on a gibbet&mdash;an awful warning to his friends, and
+ an object of great commiseration to the Squire.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, maugre all these untoward incidents, the rooks have, upon the whole,
+ a happy holiday life of it. When their young are reared and fairly
+ launched upon their native element, the air, the cares of the old folks
+ seem over, and they resume all their aristocratical dignity and idleness.
+ I have envied them the enjoyment which they appear to have in their
+ ethereal heights, sporting with clamorous exultation about their lofty
+ bowers; sometimes hovering over them, sometimes partially alighting upon
+ the topmost branches, and there balancing with outstretched wings and
+ swinging in the breeze. Sometimes they seem to take a fashionable drive to
+ the church and amuse themselves by circling in airy rings about its spire;
+ at other times a mere garrison is left at home to mount guard in their
+ stronghold at the grove, while the rest roam abroad to enjoy the fine
+ weather. About sunset the garrison gives notice of their return; their
+ faint cawing will be heard from a great distance, and they will be seen
+ far off like a sable cloud, and then nearer and nearer, until they all
+ come soaring home. Then they perform several grand circuits in the air
+ over the Hall and garden, wheeling closer and closer until they gradually
+ settle down, when a prodigious cawing takes place, as though they were
+ relating their day&rsquo;s adventures.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I like at such times to walk about these dusky groves, and hear the
+ various sounds of these airy people roosted so high above me. As the gloom
+ increases, their conversation subsides, and they seem to be gradually
+ dropping asleep; but every now and then there is a querulous note, as if
+ some one was quarrelling for a pillow, or a little more of the blanket. It
+ is late in the evening before they completely sink to repose, and then
+ their old anchorite neighbour, the owl, begins his lonely hooting from his
+ bachelor&rsquo;s-hall in the wood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ MAY-DAY.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ It is the choice time of the year,
+ For the violets now appear;
+ Now the rose receives its birth,
+ And pretty primrose decks the earth.
+ Then to the May-pole come away,
+ For it is now a holiday.
+
+ &mdash;<i>Acteon and Diana</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ As I was lying in bed this morning, enjoying one of those half dreams,
+ half reveries, which are so pleasant in the country, when the birds are
+ singing about the window, and the sunbeams peeping through the curtains, I
+ was roused by the sound of music. On going down-stairs I found a number of
+ villagers, dressed in their holiday clothes, bearing a pole ornamented
+ with garlands and ribands, and accompanied by the village band of music,
+ under the direction of the tailor, the pale fellow who plays on the
+ clarionet. They had all sprigs of hawthorn, or, as it is called, &ldquo;the
+ May,&rdquo; in their hats, and had brought green branches and flowers to
+ decorate the Hall door and windows. They had come to give notice that the
+ May-pole was reared on the green, and to invite the household to witness
+ the sports. The Hall, according to custom, became a scene of hurry and
+ delighted confusion. The servants were all agog with May and music; and
+ there was no keeping either the tongues or the feet of the maids quiet,
+ who were anticipating the sports of the green and the evening dance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I repaired to the village at an early hour, to enjoy the merrymaking. The
+ morning was pure and sunny, such as a May morning is always described. The
+ fields were white with daisies, the hawthorn was covered with its fragrant
+ blossoms, the bee hummed about every bank, and the swallow played high in
+ the air about the village steeple. It was one of those genial days when we
+ seem to draw in pleasure with the very air we breathe, and to feel happy
+ we know not why. Whoever has felt the worth of worthy man, or has doted on
+ lovely woman, will, on such a day, call them tenderly to mind, and feel
+ his heart all alive with long-buried recollections. &ldquo;For thenne,&rdquo; says the
+ excellent romance of King Arthur, &ldquo;lovers call ageyne to their mynde old
+ gentilnes and old servyse, and many kind dedes that were forgotten by
+ neglygence.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Before reaching the village, I saw the May-pole towering above the
+ cottages with its gay garlands and streamers, and heard the sound of
+ music. I found that there had been booths set up near it, for the
+ reception of company; and a bower of green branches and flowers for the
+ Queen of May, a fresh, rosy-cheeked girl of the village.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A band of morris-dancers were capering on the green in their fantastic
+ dresses, jingling with hawks&rsquo; bells, with a boy dressed up as Maid Marian,
+ and the attendant fool rattling his box to collect contributions from the
+ bystanders. The gipsy-women too were already plying their mystery in
+ by-corners of the village, reading the hands of the simple country girls,
+ and no doubt promising them all good husbands and tribes of children.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Squire made his appearance in the course of the morning, attended by
+ the parson, and was received with loud acclamations. He mingled among the
+ country people throughout the day, giving and receiving pleasure wherever
+ he went. The amusements of the day were under the management of Slingsby,
+ the schoolmaster, who is not merely lord of misrule in his school, but
+ master of the revels to the village. He was bustling about, with the
+ perplexed and anxious air of a man who has the oppressive burthen of
+ promoting other people&rsquo;s merriment upon his mind. He had involved himself
+ in a dozen scrapes, in consequence of a politic intrigue, which,
+ by-the-by, Master Simon and the Oxonian were at the bottom of, which had
+ for object the election of the Queen of May. He had met with violent
+ opposition from a faction of ale-drinkers, who were in favour of a
+ bouncing bar-maid, the daughter of the innkeeper; but he had been too
+ strongly backed not to carry his point, though it shows that these rural
+ crowns, like all others, are objects of great ambition and heart-burning.
+ I am told that Master Simon takes great interest, though in an Underhand
+ way, in the election of these May-day Queens, and that the chaplet is
+ generally secured for some rustic beauty that has found favour in his
+ eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the course of the day, there were various games of strength and agility
+ on the green, at which a knot of village veterans presided, as judges of
+ the lists. Among these I perceived that Ready-Money Jack took the lead,
+ looking with a learned and critical eye on the merits of the different
+ candidates; and, though he was very laconic, and sometimes merely
+ expressed himself by a nod, yet it was evident that his opinions far
+ outweighed those of the most loquacious.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Young Jack Tibbets was the hero of the day, and carried off most of the
+ prizes, though in some of the feats of agility he was rivalled by the
+ &ldquo;prodigal son,&rdquo; who appeared much in his element on this occasion; but his
+ most formidable competitor was the notorious gipsy, the redoubtable
+ &ldquo;Starlight Tom.&rdquo; I was rejoiced at having an opportunity of seeing this
+ &ldquo;minion of the moon&rdquo; in broad daylight. I found him a tall, swarthy,
+ good-looking fellow, with a lofty air, something like what I have seen in
+ an Indian chieftain; and with a certain lounging, easy, and almost
+ graceful carriage, which I have often remarked in beings of the lazzaroni
+ order, that lead an idle loitering life, and have a gentlemanlike contempt
+ of labour.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Master Simon and the old general reconnoitred the ground together, and
+ indulged a vast deal of harmless raking among the buxom country girls.
+ Master Simon would give some of them a kiss on meeting with them, and
+ would ask after their sisters, for he is acquainted with most of the
+ farmers&rsquo; families. Sometimes he would whisper, and affect to talk
+ mischievously with them, and, if bantered on the subject, would turn it
+ off with a laugh, though it was evident he liked to be suspected of being
+ a gay Lothario amongst them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He had much to say to the farmers about their farms; and seemed to know
+ all their horses by name. There was an old fellow, with round ruddy face,
+ and a night-cap under his hat, the village wit, who took several occasions
+ to crack a joke with him in the hearing of his companions, to whom he
+ would turn and wink hard when Master Simon had passed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The harmony of the day, however, had nearly, at one time, been interrupted
+ by the appearance of the radical on the ground, with two or three of his
+ disciples. He soon got engaged in argument in the very thick of the
+ throng, above which I could hear his voice, and now and then see his
+ meagre hand, half a mile out of the sleeve, elevated in the air in violent
+ gesticulation, and flourishing a pamphlet by way of truncheon. He was
+ decrying these idle nonsensical amusements in time of public distress,
+ when it was every one&rsquo;s business to think of other matters, and to be
+ miserable. The honest village logicians could make no stand against him,
+ especially as he was seconded by his proselytes; when, to their great joy,
+ Master Simon and the general came drifting down into the field of action.
+ I saw that Master Simon was for making off, as soon as he found himself in
+ the neighbourhood of this fire-ship; but the general was too loyal to
+ suffer such talk in his hearing, and thought, no doubt, that a look and a
+ word from a gentleman would be sufficient to shut up so shabby an orator.
+ The latter, however, was no respecter of persons, but rather seemed to
+ exult in having such important antagonists. He talked with greater
+ volubility than ever, and soon drowned them in declamation on the subject
+ of taxes, poor&rsquo;s rates, and the national debt. Master Simon endeavoured to
+ brush along in his usual excursive manner, which had always answered
+ amazingly well with the villagers; but the radical was one of those
+ pestilent fellows that pin a man down to facts; and, indeed, he had two or
+ three pamphlets in his pocket, to support every thing he advanced by
+ printed documents. The general, too, found himself betrayed into a more
+ serious action than his dignity could brook; and looked like a mighty
+ Dutch Indiaman, grievously peppered by a petty privateer. It was in vain
+ that he swelled and looked big, and talked large, and endeavoured to make
+ up by pomp of manner for poverty of matter; every home-thrust of the
+ radical made him wheeze like a bellows, and seemed to let a volume of wind
+ out of him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In a word, the two worthies from the Hall were completely dumbfounded, and
+ this too in the presence of several of Master Simon&rsquo;s staunch admirers,
+ who had always looked up to him as infallible. I do not know how he and
+ the general would have managed to draw their forces decently from the
+ field, had there not been a match at grinning through a horse-collar
+ announced, whereupon the radical retired with great expression of
+ contempt, and, as soon as his back was turned, the argument was carried
+ against him all hollow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Did you ever hear such a pack of stuff, general?&rdquo; said Master Simon;
+ &ldquo;there&rsquo;s no talking with one of these chaps, when he once gets that
+ confounded Cobbett in his head.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;S&rsquo;blood, sir!&rdquo; said the general, wiping his forehead, &ldquo;such fellows ought
+ all to be transported.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the latter part of the day, the ladies from the Hall paid a visit to
+ the green. The fair Julia made her appearance leaning on her lover&rsquo;s arm,
+ and looking extremely pale and interesting. As she is a great favourite in
+ the village, where she has been known from childhood; and as her late
+ accident had been much talked about, the sight of her caused very manifest
+ delight, and some of the old women of the village blessed her sweet face
+ as she passed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While they were walking about, I noticed the schoolmaster in earnest
+ conversation with the young girl that represented the Queen of May,
+ evidently endeavouring to spirit her up to some formidable undertaking. At
+ length, as the party from the Hall approached her bower, she came forth,
+ faltering at every step, until she reached the spot where the fair Julia
+ stood between her lover and Lady Lillycraft. The little Queen then took
+ the chaplet of flowers from her head, and attempted to put it on that of
+ the bride elect; but the confusion of both was so great, that the wreath
+ would have fallen to the ground, had not the officer caught it, and,
+ laughing, placed it upon the blushing brows of his mistress. There was
+ something charming in the very embarrassment of these two young creatures,
+ both so beautiful, yet so different in their kinds of beauty. Master Simon
+ told me, afterwards, that the Queen of May was to have spoken a few verses
+ which the schoolmaster had written for her; but that she had neither wit
+ to understand, nor memory to recollect them. &ldquo;Besides,&rdquo; added he, &ldquo;between
+ you and I, she murders the king&rsquo;s English abominably; so she has acted the
+ part of a wise woman, in holding her tongue, and trusting to her pretty
+ face.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Among the other characters from the Hall was Mrs. Hannah, my Lady
+ Lillycraft&rsquo;s gentlewoman; to my surprise, she was escorted by old Christy,
+ the huntsman, and followed by his ghost of a grayhound; but I find they
+ are very old acquaintances, being drawn together by some sympathy of
+ disposition. Mrs. Hannah moved about with starched dignity among the
+ rustics, who drew back from her with more awe than they did from her
+ mistress. Her mouth seemed shut as with a clasp; excepting that I now and
+ then heard the word &ldquo;fellows!&rdquo; escape from between her lips, as she got
+ accidentally jostled in the crowd.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But there was one other heart present that did not enter into the
+ merriment of the scene, which was that of the simple Phoebe Wilkins, the
+ housekeeper&rsquo;s niece. The poor girl has continued to pine and whine for
+ some time past, in consequence of the obstinate coldness of her lover;
+ never was a little flirtation more severely punished. She appeared this
+ day on the green, gallanted by a smart servant out of livery, and had
+ evidently resolved to try the hazardous experiment of awakening the
+ jealousy of her lover. She was dressed in her very best; affected an air
+ of great gayety; talked loud and girlishly, and laughed when there was
+ nothing to laugh at. There was, however, an aching, heavy heart in the
+ poor baggage&rsquo;s bosom, in spite of all her levity. Her eye turned every now
+ and then in quest of her reckless lover, and her cheek grew pale, and her
+ fictitious gayety vanished, on seeing him paying his rustic homage to the
+ little May-day Queen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My attention was now diverted by a fresh stir and bustle. Music was heard
+ from a distance; a banner was seen advancing up the road, preceded by a
+ rustic band playing something like a march, and followed by a sturdy
+ throng of country lads, the chivalry of a neighbouring and rival village.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No sooner had they reached the green, than they challenged the heroes of
+ the day to new trials of strength and activity. Several gymnastic contests
+ ensued, for the honour of the respective villages. In the course of these
+ exercises, young Tibbets and the champion of the adverse party had an
+ obstinate match at wrestling. They tugged, and strained, and panted,
+ without either getting the mastery, until both came to the ground, and
+ rolled upon the green. Just then, the disconsolate Phoebe came by. She saw
+ her recreant lover in fierce contest, as she thought, and in danger. In a
+ moment pride, pique, and coquetry, were forgotten; she rushed into the
+ ring, seized upon the rival champion by the hair, and was on the point of
+ wreaking on him her puny vengeance, when a buxom, strapping country lass,
+ the sweetheart of the prostrate swain, pounced upon her like a hawk, and
+ would have stripped her of her fine plumage in a twinkling, had she also
+ not been seized in her turn.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A complete tumult ensued. The chivalry of the two villages became
+ embroiled. Blows began to be dealt, and sticks to be flourished. Phoebe
+ was carried off from the field in hysterics.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In vain did the sages of the village interfere. The sententious apothecary
+ endeavoured to pour the soothing oil of his philosophy upon this
+ tempestuous sea of passion, but was tumbled into the dust. Slingsby, the
+ pedagogue, who is a great lover of peace, went into the midst of the
+ throng, as marshal of the day, to put an end to the commotion; but was
+ rent in twain, and came out with his garment hanging in two strips from
+ his shoulders; upon which the prodigal son dashed in with fury, to revenge
+ the insult which his patron had sustained. The tumult thickened; I caught
+ glimpses of the jockey-cap of old Christy, like the helmet of a chieftain,
+ bobbing about in the midst of the scuffle; whilst Mistress Hannah,
+ separated from her doughty protector, was squalling and striking at right
+ and left with a faded parasol; being tossed and tousled about by the crowd
+ in such wise as never happened to maiden gentle woman before.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length I beheld old Ready-Money Jack making his way into the very
+ thickest of the throng; tearing it, as it were, apart, and enforcing
+ peace, <i>vi et armis</i>. It was surprising to see the sudden quiet that
+ ensued. The storm settled down at once into tranquillity. The parties,
+ having no real grounds of hostility, were readily pacified, and in fact
+ were a little at a loss to know why and how they had got by the ears.
+ Slingsby was speedily stitched together again by his friend the tailor,
+ and resumed his usual good-humour. Mrs. Hannah drew on one side, to plume
+ her rumpled feathers; and old Christy, having repaired his damages, took
+ her under his arm, and they swept back again to the Hall, ten times more
+ bitter against mankind than ever.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Tibbets family alone seemed slow in recovering from the agitation of
+ the scene. Young Jack was evidently very much moved by the heroism of the
+ unlucky Phoebe. His mother, who had been summoned to the field of action
+ by news of the affray, was in a sad panic, and had need of all her
+ management to keep him from following his mistress, and coming to a
+ perfect reconciliation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What heightened the alarm and perplexity of the good managing dame was,
+ that the matter had aroused the slow apprehension of old Ready-Money
+ himself; who was very much struck by the intrepid interference of so
+ pretty and delicate a girl, and was sadly puzzled to understand the
+ meaning of the violent agitation in his family.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When all this came to the ears of the Squire, he was grievously
+ scandalized that his May-day fête should have been disgraced by such a
+ brawl. He ordered Phoebe to appear before him; but the girl was so
+ frightened and distressed, that she came sobbing and trembling, and, at
+ the first question he asked, fell again into hysterics. Lady Lillycraft,
+ who had understood that there was an affair of the heart at the bottom of
+ this distress, immediately took the girl into great favour and protection,
+ and made her peace with the Squire.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This was the only thing that disturbed the harmony of the day, if we
+ except the discomfiture of Master Simon and the general by the radical.
+ Upon the whole, therefore, the Squire had very fair reason to be satisfied
+ that he had ridden his hobby throughout the day without any other
+ molestation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The reader, learned in these matters, will perceive that all this was but
+ a faint shadow of the once gay and fanciful rites of May. The peasantry
+ have lost the proper feeling for these rites, and have grown almost as
+ strange to them as the boom of La Mancha were to the customs of chivalry,
+ in the days of the valorous Don Quixote. Indeed, I considered it a proof
+ of the discretion with which the Squire rides his hobby, that he had not
+ pushed the thing any farther, nor attempted to revive many obsolete usages
+ of the day, which, in the present matter-of-fact times, would appear
+ affected and absurd. I must say, though I do it under the rose, the
+ general brawl in which this festival had nearly terminated, has made me
+ doubt whether these rural customs of the good old times were always so
+ very loving and innocent as we are apt to fancy them; and whether the
+ peasantry in those times were really so Arcadian, as they have been fondly
+ represented. I begin to fear&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &mdash;&ldquo;Those days were never; airy dream
+ Sat for the picture, and the poet&rsquo;s hand,
+ Imparting substance to an empty shade,
+ Imposed a gay delirium for a truth.
+ Grant it; I still must envy them an age
+ That favour&rsquo;d such a dream.&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0041" id="link2H_4_0041"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE MANUSCRIPT.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Yesterday was a day of quiet and repose, after the bustle of May-day.
+ During the morning, I joined the ladies in a small sitting-room, the
+ windows of which came down to the floor, and opened upon a terrace of the
+ garden, which was set out with delicate shrubs and flowers. The soft
+ sunshine that fell into the room through the branches of trees that
+ overhung the windows, the sweet smell of the flowers, and the singing of
+ the birds, seemed to produce a pleasing yet calming effect on the whole
+ party; for some time elapsed without any one speaking. Lady Lillycraft and
+ Miss Templeton were sitting by an elegant work-table, near one of the
+ windows, occupied with some pretty lady-like work. The captain was on a
+ stool at his mistress&rsquo; feet, looking over some music; and poor Phoebe
+ Wilkins, who has always been a kind of pet among the ladies, but who has
+ risen vastly in favour with Lady Lillycraft, in consequence of some tender
+ confessions, sat in one corner of the room, with swoln eyes, working
+ pensively at some of the fair Julia&rsquo;s wedding ornaments.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The silence was interrupted by her ladyship, who suddenly proposed a task
+ to the captain. &ldquo;I am in your debt,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;for that tale you read to
+ us the other day; I will now furnish one in return, if you&rsquo;ll read it: and
+ it is just suited to this sweet May morning, for it is all about love!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The proposition seemed to delight every one present. The captain smiled
+ assent. Her ladyship rung for her page, and despatched him to her room for
+ the manuscript. &ldquo;As the captain,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;gave us an account of the
+ author of his story, it is but right I should give one of mine. It was
+ written by the parson of the parish where I reside. He is a thin, elderly
+ man, of a delicate constitution, but positively one of the most charming
+ men that ever lived. He lost his wife a few years since; one of the
+ sweetest women you ever saw. He has two sons, whom he educates himself;
+ both of whom already write delightful poetry. His parsonage is a lovely
+ place, close by the church, all overrun with ivy and honeysuckles; with
+ the sweetest flower-garden about it; for, you know, our country clergymen
+ are almost always fond of flowers, and make their parsonages perfect
+ pictures.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;His living is a very good one, and he is very much beloved, and does a
+ great deal of good in the neighbourhood, and among the poor. And then such
+ sermons as he preaches! Oh, if you could only hear one taken from a text
+ in Solomon&rsquo;s Song, all about love and matrimony, one of the sweetest
+ things you ever heard! He preaches it at least once a year, in springtime,
+ for he knows I am fond of it. He always dines with me on Sundays, and
+ often brings me some of the sweetest pieces of poetry, all about the
+ pleasures of melancholy, and such subjects, that make me cry so, you can&rsquo;t
+ think. I wish he would publish. I think he has some things as sweet as any
+ thing of Moore or Lord Byron.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He fell into very ill health some time ago, and was advised to go to the
+ continent; and I gave him no peace until he went, and promised to take
+ care of his two boys until he returned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He was gone for above a year, and was quite restored. When he came back,
+ he sent me the tale I&rsquo;m going to show you.&mdash;Oh, here it is!&rdquo; said
+ she, as the page put in her hands a beautiful box of satinwood. She
+ unlocked it, and from among several parcels of notes on embossed paper,
+ cards of charades, and copies of verses, she drew out a crimson velvet
+ case, that smelt very much of perfumes. From this she took a manuscript,
+ daintily written on gilt-edged vellum paper, and stitched a light blue
+ riband. This she handed to the captain, who read the following tale, which
+ I have procured for the entertainment of the reader.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0042" id="link2H_4_0042"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ ANNETTE DELARBRE.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ The soldier frae the war returns,
+ And the merchant from the main,
+ But I hae parted with my love,
+ And ne&rsquo;er to meet again,
+ My dear.
+ And ne&rsquo;er to meet again.
+ When day is gone, and night is come,
+ And a&rsquo; are boun to sleep,
+ I think on them that&rsquo;s far awa
+ The lee-lang night, and weep,
+ My dear,
+ The lee-lang night, and weep.
+
+ &mdash;<i>Old Scotch Ballad</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In the course of a tour that I once made in Lower Normandy, I remained for
+ a day or two at the old town of Honfleur, which stands near the mouth of
+ the Seine. It was the time of a fête, and all the world was thronging in
+ the evening to dance at the fair, held before the chapel of Our Lady of
+ Grace. As I like all kinds of innocent merry-making, I joined the throng.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The chapel is situated at the top of a high hill, or promontory, from
+ whence its bell may be heard at a distance by the mariner at night. It is
+ said to have given the name to the port of Havre-de-Grace, which lies
+ directly opposite, on the other side of the Seine. The road up to the
+ chapel went in a zigzag course, along the brow of the steep coast; it was
+ shaded by trees, from between which I had beautiful peeps at the ancient
+ towers of Honfleur below, the varied scenery of the opposite shore, the
+ white buildings of Havre in the distance, and the wide sea beyond. The
+ road was enlivened by groups of peasant girls, in their bright crimson
+ dresses and tall caps; and I found all the flower of the neighbourhood
+ assembled on the green that crowns the summit of the hill.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The chapel of Notre Dame de Grace is a favourite resort of the inhabitants
+ of Honfleur and its vicinity, both for pleasure and devotion. At this
+ little chapel prayers are put up by the mariners of the port previous to
+ their voyages, and by their friends during their absence; and votive
+ offerings are hung about its walls, in fulfilment of vows made during
+ times of shipwreck and disaster. The chapel is surrounded by trees. Over
+ the portal is an image of the Virgin and child, with an inscription which
+ struck me as being quite poetical:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;Etoile de la mer, priez pour nous!&rdquo;
+ (Star of the sea, pray for us.)
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ On a level spot near the chapel, under a grove of noble trees, the
+ populace dance on fine summer evenings; and here are held frequent fairs
+ and fêtes, which assemble all the rustic beauty of the loveliest parts of
+ Lower Normandy. The present was an occasion of the kind. Booths and tents
+ were erected among the trees; there were the usual displays of finery to
+ tempt the rural coquette, and of wonderful shows to entice the curious;
+ mountebanks were exerting their eloquence; jugglers and fortune-tellers
+ astonishing the credulous; while whole rows of grotesque saints, in wood
+ and wax-work, were offered for the purchase of the pious.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The fête had assembled in one view all the picturesque costumes of the
+ Pays d&rsquo;Auge, and the Coté de Caux. I beheld tall, stately caps, and trim
+ bodices, according to fashions which have been handed down from mother to
+ daughter for centuries, the exact counterparts of those worn in the time
+ of the Conqueror; and which surprised me by their faithful resemblance to
+ those which I had seen in the old pictures of Froissart&rsquo;s Chronicles, and
+ in the paintings of illuminated manuscripts. Any one, also, that has been
+ in Lower Normandy, must have remarked the beauty of the peasantry, and
+ that air of native elegance that prevails among them. It is to this
+ country, undoubtedly, that the English owe their good looks. It was from
+ hence that the bright carnation, the fine blue eye, the light auburn hair,
+ passed over to England in the train of the Conqueror, and filled the land
+ with beauty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The scene before me was perfectly enchanting: the assemblage of so many
+ fresh and blooming faces; the gay groups in fanciful dresses; some dancing
+ on the green, others strolling about, or seated on the grass; the fine
+ clumps of trees in the foreground, bordering the brow of this airy height,
+ and the broad green sea, sleeping in summer tranquillity in the distance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whilst I was regarding this animated picture, I was struck with the
+ appearance of a beautiful girl, who passed through the crowd without
+ seeming to take any interest in their amusements. She was slender and
+ delicate in her form; she had not the bloom upon her cheek that is usual
+ among the peasantry of Normandy, and her blue eyes had a singular and
+ melancholy expression. She was accompanied by a venerable-looking man,
+ whom I presumed to be her father. There was a whisper among the
+ bystanders, and a wistful look after her as she passed; the young men
+ touched their hats, and some of the children followed her at a little
+ distance, watching her movements. She approached the edge of the hill,
+ where there is a little platform, from whence the people of Honfleur look
+ out for the approach of vessels. Here she stood for some time waving her
+ handkerchief, though there was nothing to be seen but two or three
+ fishing-boats, like mere specks on the bosom of the distant ocean.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These circumstances excited my curiosity, and I made some inquiries about
+ her, which were answered with readiness and intelligence by a priest of
+ the neighbouring chapel. Our conversation drew together several of the
+ by-standers, each of whom had something to communicate, and from them all
+ I gathered the following particulars.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Annette Delarbre was the only daughter of one of the higher order of
+ farmers, or small proprietors, as they are called, who lived at Pont
+ l&rsquo;Eveque, a pleasant village not far from Honfleur, in that rich pastoral
+ part of Lower Normandy called the Pays d&rsquo;Auge. Annette was the pride and
+ delight of her parents, and was brought up with the fondest indulgence.
+ She was gay, tender, petulant, and susceptible. All her feelings were
+ quick and ardent; and having never experienced contradiction or restraint,
+ she was little practised in self-control: nothing but the native goodness
+ of her heart kept her from running continually into error.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Even while a child, her susceptibility was evinced in an attachment which
+ she formed to a playmate, Eugene La Forgue, the only son of a widow, who
+ lived in the neighbourhood. Their childish love was an epitome of maturer
+ passion; it had its caprices, and jealousies, and quarrels, and
+ reconciliations. It was assuming something of a graver character, as
+ Annette entered her fifteenth and Eugene his nineteenth year, when he was
+ suddenly carried off to the army by the conscription.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was a heavy blow to his widowed mother, for he was her only pride and
+ comfort; but it was one of those sudden bereavements which mothers were
+ perpetually doomed to feel in France, during the time that continual and
+ bloody wars were incessantly draining her youth. It was a temporary
+ affliction also to Annette, to lose her lover. With tender embraces, half
+ childish, half womanish, she parted from him. The tears streamed from her
+ blue eyes, as she bound a braid of her fair hair round his wrist; but the
+ smiles still broke through; for she was yet too young to feel how serious
+ a thing is separation, and how many chances there are, when parting in
+ this wide world, against our ever meeting again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Weeks, months, years flew by. Annette increased in beauty as she increased
+ in years, and was the reigning belle of the neighbourhood. Her time passed
+ innocently and happily. Her father was a man of some consequence in the
+ rural community, and his house was the resort of the gayest of the
+ village. Annette held a kind of rural court; she was always surrounded by
+ companions of her own age, among whom she alone unrivalled. Much of their
+ time was passed in making lace, the prevalent manufacture of the
+ neighbourhood. As they sat at this delicate and feminine labour, the merry
+ tale and sprightly song went round; none laughed with a lighter heart than
+ Annette; and if she sang, her voice was perfect melody. Their evenings
+ were enlivened by the dance, or by those pleasant social games so
+ prevalent among the French; and when she appeared at the village ball on
+ Sunday evenings, she was the theme of universal admiration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As she was a rural heiress, she did not want for suitors. Many
+ advantageous offers were made her, but she refused them all. She laughed
+ at the pretended pangs of her admirers, and triumphed over them with the
+ caprice of buoyant youth and conscious beauty. With all her apparent
+ levity, however, could any one have read the story of her heart, they
+ might have traced in it some fond remembrance of her early playmate, not
+ so deeply graven as to be painful, but too deep to be easily obliterated;
+ and they might have noticed, amidst all her gayety, the tenderness that
+ marked her manner towards the mother of Eugene. She would often steal away
+ from her youthful companions and their amusements, to pass whole days with
+ the good widow; listening to her fond talk about her boy, and blushing
+ with secret pleasure, when his letters were read, at finding herself a
+ constant theme of recollection and inquiry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length the sudden return of peace, which sent many a warrior to his
+ native cottage, brought back Eugene, a young sun-burnt soldier, to the
+ village. I need not say how rapturously his return was greeted by his
+ mother, who saw in him the pride and staff of her old age. He had risen in
+ the service by his merits; but brought away little from the wars,
+ excepting a soldier-like air, a gallant name, and a scar across the
+ forehead. He brought back, however, a nature unspoiled by the camp. He was
+ frank, open, generous, and ardent. His heart was quick and kind in its
+ impulses, and was perhaps a little softer from having suffered: it was
+ full of tenderness for Annette. He had received frequent accounts of her
+ from his mother; and the mention of her kindness to his lonely parent, had
+ rendered her doubly dear to him. He had been wounded; he had been a
+ prisoner; he had been in various troubles, but had always preserved the
+ braid of her hair, which she had bound round his arm. It had been a kind
+ of talisman to him; he had many a time looked upon it as he lay on the
+ hard ground, and the thought that he might one day see Annette again, and
+ the fair fields about his native village, had cheered his heart, and
+ enabled him to bear up against every hardship.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He had left Annette almost a child&mdash;he found her a blooming woman. If
+ he had loved her before, he now adored her. Annette was equally struck
+ with the improvement which time had made in her lover. She noticed, with
+ secret admiration, his superiority to the other young men of the village;
+ the frank, lofty, military air, that distinguished him from all the rest
+ at their rural gatherings. The more she saw him, the more her light,
+ playful fondness of former years deepened into ardent and powerful
+ affection. But Annette was a rural belle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She had tasted the sweets of dominion, and had been rendered wilful and
+ capricious by constant indulgence at home, and admiration abroad. She was
+ conscious of her power over Eugene, and delighted in exercising it. She
+ sometimes treated him with petulant caprice, enjoying the pain which she
+ inflicted by her frowns, from the idea how soon she would chase it away
+ again by her smiles. She took a pleasure in alarming his fears, by
+ affecting a temporary preference to some one or other of his rivals; and
+ then would delight in allaying them, by an ample measure of returning
+ kindness. Perhaps there was some degree of vanity gratified by all this;
+ it might be a matter of triumph to show her absolute power over the young
+ soldier, who was the universal object of female admiration. Eugene,
+ however, was of too serious and ardent a nature to be trifled with. He
+ loved too fervently not to be filled with doubt. He saw Annette surrounded
+ by admirers, and full of animation; the gayest among the gay at all their
+ rural festivities, and apparently most gay when he was most dejected.
+ Every one saw through this caprice, but himself; everyone saw that in
+ reality she doted on him; but Eugene alone suspected the sincerity of her
+ affection. For some time he bore this coquetry with secret impatience and
+ distrust; but his feelings grew sore and irritable, and overcame his
+ self-command. A slight misunderstanding took place; a quarrel ensued.
+ Annette, unaccustomed to be thwarted and contradicted, and full of the
+ insolence of youthful beauty, assumed an air of disdain. She refused all
+ explanations to her lover, and they parted in anger.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That very evening Eugene saw her, full of gayety, dancing with one of his
+ rivals; and as her eye caught his, fixed on her with unfeigned distress,
+ it sparkled with more than usual vivacity. It was a finishing blow to his
+ hopes, already so much impaired by secret distrust. Pride and resentment
+ both struggled in his breast, and seemed to rouse his spirit to all its
+ wonted energy. He retired from her presence, with the hasty determination
+ never to see her again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A woman is more considerate in affairs of love than a man; because love is
+ more the study and business of her life. Annette soon repented of her
+ indiscretion; she felt that she had used her lover unkindly; she felt that
+ she had trifled with his sincere and generous nature&mdash;and then he
+ looked so handsome when he parted after their quarrel&mdash;his fine
+ features lighted up by indignation. She had intended making up with him at
+ the evening dance; but his sudden departure prevented her. She now
+ promised herself that when next they met she would amply repay him by the
+ sweets of a perfect reconciliation, and that, thenceforward, she would
+ never&mdash;never tease him more! That promise was not to be fulfilled.
+ Day after day passed&mdash;but Eugene did not make his appearance. Sunday
+ evening came, the usual time when all the gayety of the village assembled&mdash;butEugene
+ was not there. She inquired after him; he had left the village. She now
+ became alarmed, and, forgetting all coyness and affected indifference,
+ called on Eugene&rsquo;s mother for an explanation. She found her full of
+ affliction, and learnt with surprise and consternation that Eugene had
+ gone to sea.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While his feelings were yet smarting with her affected disdain, and his
+ heart a prey to alternate indignation and despair, he had suddenly
+ embraced an invitation which had repeatedly been made him by a relation,
+ who was fitting out a ship from the port of Honfleur, and who wished him
+ to be the companion of his voyage. Absence appeared to him the only cure
+ for his unlucky passion; and in the temporary transports of his feelings,
+ there was something gratifying in the idea of having half the world
+ intervene between them. The hurry necessary for his departure left no time
+ for cool reflection; it rendered him deaf to the remonstrances of his
+ afflicted mother. He hastened to Honfleur just in time to make the needful
+ preparations for the voyage; and the first news that Annette received of
+ this sudden determination was a letter delivered by his mother, returning
+ her pledges of affection, particularly the long-treasured braid of her
+ hair, and bidding her a last farewell, in terms more full of sorrow and
+ tenderness than upbraiding.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This was the first stroke of real anguish that Annette had ever received,
+ and it overcame her. The vivacity of her spirits was apt to hurry her to
+ extremes; she for a time gave way to ungovernable transports of affliction
+ and remorse, and manifested, in the violence of her grief, the real ardour
+ of her affection. The thought occurred to her that the ship might not yet
+ have sailed; she seized on the hope with eagerness, and hastened with her
+ father to Honfleur. The ship had sailed that very morning. From the
+ heights above the town she saw it lessening to a speck on the broad bosom
+ of the ocean, and before evening the white sail had faded from her sight.
+ She turned full of anguish to the neighbouring chapel of Our Lady of
+ Grace, and throwing herself on the pavement, poured out prayers and tears
+ for the safe return of her lover.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When she returned home, the cheerfulness of her spirits was at an end. She
+ looked back with remorse and self-upbraiding at her past caprices; she
+ turned with distaste from the adulation of her admirers, and had no longer
+ any relish for the amusements of the village. With humiliation and
+ diffidence, she sought the widowed mother of Eugene; but was received by
+ her with an overflowing heart; for she only beheld in Annette one who
+ could sympathize in her doting fondness for her son. It seemed some
+ alleviation of her remorse to sit by the mother all day, to study her
+ wants, to beguile her heavy hours, to hang about her with the caressing
+ endearments of a daughter, and to seek by every means, if possible, to
+ supply the place of the son, whom she reproached herself with having
+ driven away.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the mean time, the ship made a prosperous voyage to her destined port.
+ Eugene&rsquo;s mother received a letter from him, in which he lamented the
+ precipitancy of his departure. The voyage had given him time for sober
+ reflection. If Annette had been unkind to him, he ought not to have
+ forgotten what was due to his mother, who was now advanced in years. He
+ accused himself of selfishness, in only listening to the suggestions of
+ his own inconsiderate passions. He promised to return with the ship, to
+ make his mind up to his disappointment, and to think of nothing but making
+ his mother happy&mdash;&ldquo;And when he does return,&rdquo; said Annette, clasping
+ her hands with transport, &ldquo;it shall not be my fault if he ever leaves us
+ again.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The time approached for the ship&rsquo;s return. She was daily expected, when
+ the weather became dreadfully tempestuous. Day after day brought news of
+ vessels foundered, or driven on shore, and the coast was strewed with
+ wrecks. Intelligence was received of the looked-for ship having been seen
+ dismasted in a violent storm, and the greatest fears were entertained for
+ her safety.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Annette never left the side of Eugene&rsquo;s mother. She watched every change
+ of her countenance with painful solicitude, and endeavoured to cheer her
+ with hopes, while her own mind was racked by anxiety. She tasked her
+ efforts to be gay; but it was a forced and unnatural gayety: a sigh from
+ the mother would completely check it; and when she could no longer
+ restrain the rising tears, she would hurry away and pour out her agony in
+ secret. Every anxious look, every anxious inquiry of the mother, whenever
+ a door opened, or a strange face appeared, was an arrow to her soul. She
+ considered every disappointment as a pang of her own infliction, and her
+ heart sickened under the careworn expression of the maternal eye. At
+ length this suspense became insupportable. She left the village and
+ hastened to Honfleur, hoping every hour, every moment, to receive some
+ tidings of her lover. She paced the pier, and wearied the seamen of the
+ port with her inquiries. She made a daily pilgrimage to the chapel of Our
+ Lady of Grace; hung votive garlands on the wall, and passed hours either
+ kneeling before the altar, or looking out from the brow of the hill upon
+ the angry sea.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length word was brought that the long-wished-for vessel was in sight.
+ She was seen standing into the mouth of the Seine, shattered and crippled,
+ bearing marks of having been sadly tempest-tost. There was a general joy
+ diffused by her return; and there was not a brighter eye, nor a lighter
+ heart, than Annette&rsquo;s, in the little port of Honfleur. The ship came to
+ anchor in the river, and shortly after a boat put off for the shore. The
+ populace crowded down to the pier-head, to welcome it. Annette stood
+ blushing, and smiling, and trembling, and weeping; for a thousand
+ painfully-pleasing emotions agitated her breast at the thoughts of the
+ meeting and reconciliation about to take place.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Her heart throbbed to pour itself out, and atone to her gallant lover for
+ all its errors. At one moment she would place herself in a conspicuous
+ situation, where she might catch his view at once, and surprise him by her
+ welcome; but the next moment a doubt would come across her mind, and she
+ would shrink among the throng, trembling and faint, and gasping with her
+ emotions. Her agitation increased as the boat drew near, until it became
+ distressing; and it was almost a relief to her when she perceived that her
+ lover was not there. She presumed that some accident had detained him on
+ board of the ship; and she felt that the delay would enable her to gather
+ more self-possession for the meeting. As the boat neared the shore, many
+ inquiries were made, and laconic answers returned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length Annette heard some inquiries after her lover. Her heart
+ palpitated&mdash;there was a moment&rsquo;s pause: the reply was brief, but
+ awful. He had been washed from the deck, with two of the crew, in the
+ midst of a stormy night, when it was impossible to render any assistance.
+ A piercing shriek broke from among the crowd; and Annette had nearly
+ fallen into the waves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sudden revulsion of feelings after such a transient gleam of
+ happiness, was too much for her harassed frame. She was carried home
+ senseless. Her life was for some time despaired of, and it was months
+ before she recovered her health; but she never had perfectly recovered her
+ mind: it still remained unsettled with respect to her lover&rsquo;s fate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The subject,&rdquo; continued my informant, &ldquo;is never mentioned in her hearing;
+ but she sometimes speaks of it herself, and it seems as though there were
+ some vague train of impressions in her mind, in which hope and fear are
+ strangely mingled&mdash;some imperfect idea of her lover&rsquo;s shipwreck, and
+ yet some expectation of his return.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Her parents have tried every means to cheer her, and to banish these
+ gloomy images from her thoughts. They assemble round her the young
+ companions in whose society she used to delight; and they will work, and
+ chat, and sing, and laugh, as formerly; but she will sit silently among
+ them, and will sometimes weep in the midst of their gayety; and, if spoken
+ to, will make no reply, but look up with streaming eyes, and sing a dismal
+ little song, which she has learned somewhere, about a shipwreck. It makes
+ every one&rsquo;s heart ache to see her in this way, for she used to be the
+ happiest creature in the village.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She passes the greater part of the time with Eugene&rsquo;s mother; whose only
+ consolation is her society, and who dotes on her with a mother&rsquo;s
+ tenderness. She is the only one that has perfect influence over Annette in
+ every mood. The poor girl seems, as formerly, to make an effort to be
+ cheerful in her company; but will sometimes gaze upon her with the most
+ piteous look, and then kiss her gray hairs, and fall on her neck and weep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She is not always melancholy, however; she has occasional intervals, when
+ she will be bright and animated for days together; but there is a degree
+ of wildness attending these fits of gayety, that prevents their yielding
+ any satisfaction to her friends. At such times she will arrange her room,
+ which is all covered with pictures of ships and legends of saints; and
+ will wreathe a white chaplet, as if for a wedding, and prepare wedding
+ ornaments. She will listen anxiously at the door, and look frequently out
+ at the window, as if expecting some one&rsquo;s arrival. It is supposed that at
+ such times she is looking for her lover&rsquo;s return; but, as no one touches
+ upon the theme, nor mentions his name in her presence, the current of her
+ thoughts is mere matter of conjecture. Now and then she will make a
+ pilgrimage to the chapel of Notre Dame de Grace; where she will pray for
+ hours at the altar, and decorate the images with wreaths that she had
+ woven; or will wave her handkerchief from the terrace, as you have seen,
+ if there is any vessel in the distance.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Upwards of a year, he informed me, had now elapsed without effacing from
+ her mind this singular taint of insanity; still her friends hoped it might
+ gradually wear away. They had at one time removed her to a distant part of
+ the country, in hopes that absence from the scenes connected with her
+ story might have a salutary effect; but, when her periodical melancholy
+ returned, she became more restless and wretched than usual, and, secretly
+ escaping from her friends, set out on foot, without knowing the road, on
+ one of her pilgrimages to the chapel.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This little story entirely drew my attention from the gay scene of the
+ fête, and fixed it upon the beautiful Annette. While she was yet standing
+ on the terrace, the vesper-bell was rung from the neighbouring chapel. She
+ listened for a moment, and then drawing a small rosary from her bosom,
+ walked in that direction. Several of the peasantry followed her in
+ silence; and I felt too much interested, not to do the same.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The chapel, as I said before, is in the midst of a grove, on the high
+ promontory. The inside is hung round with little models of ships, and rude
+ paintings of wrecks and perils at sea, and providential deliverances&mdash;the
+ votive offerings of captains and crews that have been saved. On entering,
+ Annette paused for a moment before a picture of the virgin, which, I
+ observed, had recently been decorated with a wreath of artificial flowers.
+ When she reached the middle of the chapel she knelt down, and those who
+ followed her involuntarily did the same at a little distance. The evening
+ sun shone softly through the checkered grove into one window of the
+ chapel. A perfect stillness reigned within; and this stillness was the
+ more impressive contrasted with the distant sound of music and merriment
+ from the fair. I could not take my eyes off from the poor suppliant; her
+ lips moved as she told her beads, but her prayers were breathed in
+ silence. It might have been mere fancy excited by the scene, that, as she
+ raised her eyes to heaven, I thought they had an expression truly
+ seraphic. But I am easily affected by female beauty, and there was
+ something in this mixture of love, devotion, and partial insanity, that
+ was inexpressibly touching.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As the poor girl left the chapel, there was a sweet serenity in her looks;
+ and I was told that she would return home, and in all probability be calm
+ and cheerful for days, and even weeks; in which time it was supposed that
+ hope predominated in her mental malady; and that, when the dark side of
+ her mind, as her friends call it, was about to turn up, it would be known
+ by her neglecting her distaff or her lace, singing plaintive songs, and
+ weeping in silence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She passed on from the chapel without noticing the fête, but smiling and
+ speaking to many as she passed. I followed her with my eye as she
+ descended the winding road towards Honfleur, leaning on her father&rsquo;s arm.
+ &ldquo;Heaven,&rdquo; thought I, &ldquo;has ever its store of balms for the hurt mind and
+ wounded spirit, and may in time rear up this broken flower to be once more
+ the pride and joy of the valley. The very delusion in which the poor girl
+ walks, may be one of those mists kindly diffused by Providence over the
+ regions of thought, when they become too fruitful of misery. The veil may
+ gradually be raised which obscures the horizon of her mind, as she is
+ enabled steadily and calmly to contemplate the sorrows at present hidden
+ in mercy from her view.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On my return from Paris, about a year afterwards, I turned off from the
+ beaten route at Rouen, to revisit some of the most striking scenes of
+ Lower Normandy. Having passed through the lovely country of the Pays
+ d&rsquo;Auge, I reached Honfleur on a fine afternoon, intending to cross to
+ Havre the next morning, and embark for England. As I had no better way of
+ passing the evening, I strolled up the hill to enjoy the fine prospect
+ from the chapel of Notre Dame de Grace; and while there, I thought of
+ inquiring after the fate of poor Annette Delarbre. The priest who had told
+ me her story was officiating at vespers, after which I accosted him, and
+ learnt from him the remaining circumstances. He told me that from the time
+ I had seen her at the chapel, her disorder took a sudden turn for the
+ worse, and her health rapidly declined. Her cheerful intervals became
+ shorter and less frequent, and attended with more incoherency. She grew
+ languid, silent, and moody in her melancholy; her form was wasted, her
+ looks pale and disconsolate, and it was feared she would never recover.
+ She became impatient of all sounds of gayety, and was never so contented
+ as when Eugene&rsquo;s mother was near her. The good woman watched over her with
+ patient, yearning solicitude; and in seeking to beguile her sorrows, would
+ half forget her own. Sometimes, as she sat looking upon her pallid face,
+ the tears would fill her eyes, which, when Annette perceived, she would
+ anxiously wipe them away, and tell her not to grieve, for that Eugene
+ would soon return; and then she would affect a forced gayety, as in former
+ times, and sing a lively air; but a sudden recollection would come over
+ her, and she would burst into tears, hang on the poor mother&rsquo;s neck, and
+ entreat her not to curse her for having destroyed her son.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Just at this time, to the astonishment of every one, news was received of
+ Eugene; who, it appeared, was still living. When almost drowned, he had
+ fortunately seized upon a spar which had been washed from the ship&rsquo;s deck.
+ Finding himself nearly exhausted, he had fastened himself to it, and
+ floated for a day and night, until all sense had left him. On recovering,
+ he had found himself on board a vessel bound to India, but so ill as not
+ to move without assistance. His health had continued precarious throughout
+ the voyage; on arriving in India, he had experienced many vicissitudes,
+ and had been transferred from ship to ship, and hospital to hospital. His
+ constitution had enabled him to struggle through every hardship; and he
+ was now in a distant port, waiting only for the sailing of a ship to
+ return home.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Great caution was necessary in imparting these tidings to the mother, and
+ even then she was nearly overcome by the transports of her joy. But how to
+ impart them to Annette, was a matter of still greater perplexity. Her
+ state of mind had been so morbid; she had been subject to such violent
+ changes, and the cause of her derangement had been of such an inconsolable
+ and hopeless kind, that her friends had always forborne to tamper with her
+ feelings. They had never even hinted at the subject of her griefs, nor
+ encouraged the theme when she adverted to it, but had passed it over in
+ silence, hoping that time would gradually wear the traces of it from her
+ recollection, or, at least, would render them less painful. They now felt
+ at a loss how to undeceive her even in her misery, lest the sudden
+ recurrence of happiness might confirm the estrangement of her reason, or
+ might overpower her enfeebled frame. They ventured, however, to probe
+ those wounds which they formerly did not dare to touch, for they now had
+ the balm to pour into them. They led the conversation to those topics
+ which they had hitherto shunned, and endeavoured to ascertain the current
+ of her thoughts in those varying moods that had formerly perplexed them.
+ They found, however, that her mind was even more affected than they had
+ imagined. All her ideas were confused and wandering. Her bright and
+ cheerful moods, which now grew seldomer than ever, were all the effects of
+ mental delusion. At such times she had no recollection of her lover&rsquo;s
+ having been in danger, but was only anticipating his arrival. &ldquo;When the
+ winter has passed away,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;and the trees put on their blossoms,
+ and the swallow comes back over the sea, he will return.&rdquo; When she was
+ drooping and desponding, it was in vain to remind her of what she had said
+ in her gayer moments, and to assure her that Eugene would indeed return
+ shortly. She wept on in silence, and appeared insensible to their words.
+ But at times her agitation became violent, when she would upbraid herself
+ with having driven Eugene from his mother, and brought sorrow on her gray
+ hairs. Her mind admitted but one leading idea at a time, which nothing
+ could divert or efface; or if they ever succeeded in interrupting the
+ current of her fancy, it only became the more incoherent, and increased
+ the feverishness that preyed upon both mind and body. Her friends felt
+ more alarm for her than ever, for they feared that her senses were
+ irrecoverably gone, and her constitution completely undermined.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the mean time, Eugene returned to the village. He was violently
+ affected, when the story of Annette was told him. With bitterness of heart
+ he upbraided his own rashness and infatuation that had hurried him away
+ from her, and accused himself as the author of all her woes. His mother
+ would describe to him all the anguish and remorse of poor Annette; the
+ tenderness with which she clung to her, and endeavoured, even in the midst
+ of her insanity, to console her for the loss of her son, and the touching
+ expressions of affection that were mingled with her most incoherent
+ wanderings of thought, until his feelings would be wound up to agony, and
+ he would entreat her to desist from the recital. They did not dare as yet
+ to bring him into Annette&rsquo;s sight; but he was permitted to see her when
+ she was sleeping. The tears streamed down his sunburnt cheeks, as he
+ contemplated the ravages which grief and malady had made; and his heart
+ swelled almost to breaking, as he beheld round her neck the very braid of
+ hair which she once gave him in token of girlish affection, and which he
+ had returned to her in anger.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length the physician that attended her determined to adventure upon an
+ experiment, to take advantage of one of those cheerful moods when her mind
+ was visited by hope, and to endeavour to engraft, as it were, the reality
+ upon the delusions of her fancy. These moods had now become very rare, for
+ nature was sinking under the continual pressure of her mental malady, and
+ the principle of reaction was daily growing weaker. Every effort was tried
+ to bring on a cheerful interval of the kind. Several of her most favourite
+ companions were kept continually about her; they chatted gayly, they
+ laughed, and sang, and danced; but Annette reclined with languid frame and
+ hollow eye, and took no part in their gayety. At length the winter was
+ gone; the trees put forth their leaves; the swallows began to build in the
+ eaves of the house, and the robin and wren piped all day beneath the
+ window. Annette&rsquo;s spirits gradually revived. She began to deck her person
+ with unusual care; and bringing forth a basket of artificial flowers, she
+ went to work to wreathe a bridal chaplet of white roses. Her companions
+ asked her why she prepared the chaplet. &ldquo;What!&rdquo; said she with a smile,
+ &ldquo;have you not noticed the trees putting on their wedding dresses of
+ blossoms? Has not the swallow flown back over the sea? Do you not know
+ that the time is come for Eugene to return? that he will be home
+ to-morrow, and that on Sunday we are to be married?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Her words were repeated to the physician, and he seized on them at once.
+ He directed that her idea should be encouraged and acted upon. Her words
+ were echoed through the house. Every one talked of the return of Eugene,
+ as a matter of course; they congratulated her upon her approaching
+ happiness, and assisted her in her preparations. The next morning, the
+ same theme was resumed. She was dressed out to receive her lover. Every
+ bosom fluttered with anxiety. A cabriolet drove into the village. &ldquo;Eugene
+ is coming!&rdquo; was the cry. She saw him alight at the door, and rushed with a
+ shriek into his arms.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Her friends trembled for the result of this critical experiment; but she
+ did not sink under it, for her fancy had prepared her for his return. She
+ was as one in a dream, to whom a tide of unlooked-for prosperity, that
+ would have overwhelmed his waking reason, seems but the natural current of
+ circumstances. Her conversation, however, showed that her senses were
+ wandering. There was an absolute forgetfulness of all past sorrow&mdash;a
+ wild and feverish gayety, that at times was incoherent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next morning, she awoke languid and exhausted. All the occurrences of
+ the preceding day had passed away from her mind, as though they had been
+ the mere illusions of her fancy. She rose melancholy and abstracted, and,
+ as she dressed herself, was heard to sing one of her plaintive ballads.
+ When she entered the parlour, her eyes were swoln with weeping. She heard
+ Eugene&rsquo;s voice without, and started. She passed her hand across her
+ forehead, and stood musing, like one endeavouring to recall a dream.
+ Eugene entered the room, and advanced towards her; she looked at him with
+ an eager, searching look, murmured some indistinct words, and before he
+ could reach her, sank upon the floor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She relapsed into a wild and unsettled state of mind; but now that the
+ first shock was over, the physician ordered that Eugene should keep
+ continually in her sight. Sometimes she did not know him; at other times
+ she would talk to him as if he were going to sea, and would implore him
+ not to part from her in anger; and when he was not present, she would
+ speak of him as if buried in the ocean, and would sit, with clasped hands,
+ looking upon the ground, the picture of despair. As the agitation of her
+ feelings subsided, and her frame recovered from the shock which it had
+ received, she became more placid and coherent. Eugene kept almost
+ continually near her. He formed the real object round which her scattered
+ ideas once more gathered, and which linked them once more with the
+ realities of life. But her changeful disorder now appeared to take a new
+ turn. She became languid and inert, and would sit for hours silent, and
+ almost in a state of lethargy. If roused from this stupor, it seemed as if
+ her mind would make some attempts to follow up a train of thought, but
+ would soon become confused. She would regard every one that approached her
+ with an anxious and inquiring eye, that seemed continually to disappoint
+ itself. Sometimes, as her lover sat holding her hand, she would look
+ pensively in his face without saying a word, until his heart was overcome;
+ and after these transient fits of intellectual exertion, she would sink
+ again into lethargy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By degrees, this stupor increased; her mind appeared to have subsided into
+ a stagnant and almost death-like calm. For the greater part of the time,
+ her eyes were closed; her face almost as fixed and passionless as that of
+ a corpse. She no longer took any notice of surrounding objects. There was
+ an awfulness in this tranquillity, that filled her friends with
+ apprehensions. The physician ordered that she should be kept perfectly
+ quiet; or that, if she evinced any agitation, she should be gently lulled,
+ like a child, by some favourite tune.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She remained in this state for hours, hardly seeming to breathe, and
+ apparently sinking into the sleep of death. Her chamber was profoundly
+ still. The attendants moved about it with noiseless tread; every thing was
+ communicated by signs and whispers. Her lover sat by her side, watching
+ her with painful anxiety, and fearing that every breath which stole from
+ her pale lips would be the last.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length she heaved a deep sigh; and, from some convulsive motions,
+ appeared to be troubled in her sleep. Her agitation increased, accompanied
+ by an indistinct moaning. One of her companions, remembering the
+ physician&rsquo;s instructions, endeavoured to lull her by singing, in a low
+ voice, a tender little air, which was a particular favourite of Annette&rsquo;s.
+ Probably it had some connexion in her mind with her own story; for every
+ fond girl has some ditty of the kind, linked in her thoughts with sweet
+ and sad remembrances.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As she sang, the agitation of Annette subsided. A streak of faint colour
+ came into her cheeks; her eyelids became swoln with rising tears, which
+ trembled there for a moment, and then, stealing forth, coursed down her
+ pallid cheek. When the song was ended, she opened her eyes and looked
+ about her, as one awakening in a strange place.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, Eugene! Eugene!&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;it seems as if I have had a long and
+ dismal dream; what has happened, and what has been the matter with me?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The questions were embarrassing; and before they could be answered, the
+ physician, who was in the next room, entered. She took him by the hand,
+ looked up in his face, and made the same inquiry. He endeavoured to put
+ her off with some evasive answer;&mdash;&ldquo;No, no!&rdquo; cried she, &ldquo;I know I
+ have been ill, and I have been dreaming strangely. I thought Eugene had
+ left us&mdash;and that he had gone to sea&mdash;and that&mdash;and that he
+ was drowned!&mdash;But he <i>has</i> been to sea!&rdquo; added she, earnestly,
+ as recollection kept flashing upon her, &ldquo;and he has been wrecked&mdash;and
+ we were all so wretched&mdash;and he came home again one bright morning&mdash;and&mdash;Oh!&rdquo;
+ said she, pressing her hand against her forehead, with a sickly smile, &ldquo;I
+ see how it is; all has not been right here: I begin to recollect&mdash;but
+ it is all past now&mdash;Eugene is here! and his mother is happy&mdash;and
+ we shall never&mdash;never part again&mdash;shall we, Eugene?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She sunk back in her chair, exhausted; the tears streamed down her cheeks.
+ Her companions hovered round her, not knowing what to make of this sudden
+ dawn of reason. Her lover sobbed aloud. She opened her eyes again, and
+ looked upon them with an air of the sweetest acknowledgment. &ldquo;You are all
+ so good to me!&rdquo; said she, faintly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The physician drew the father aside. &ldquo;Your daughter&rsquo;s mind is restored,&rdquo;
+ said he; &ldquo;she is sensible that she has been deranged; she is growing
+ conscious of the past, and conscious of the present. All that now remains
+ is to keep her calm and quiet until her health is re-established, and then
+ let her be married in God&rsquo;s name!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The wedding took place,&rdquo; continued the good priest, &ldquo;but a short time
+ since; they were here at the last fête during their honeymoon, and a
+ handsomer and happier couple was not to be seen as they danced under
+ yonder trees. The young man, his wife, and mother, now live on a fine farm
+ at Pont l&rsquo;Eveque; and that model of a ship which you see yonder, with
+ white flowers wreathed round it, is Annette&rsquo;s offering of thanks to Our
+ Lady of Grace, for having listened to her prayers, and protected her lover
+ in the hour of peril.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The captain having finished, there was a momentary silence. The
+ tender-hearted Lady Lillycraft, who knew the story by heart, had led the
+ way in weeping, and indeed had often begun to shed tears before they had
+ come to the right place.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The fair Julia was a little flurried at the passage where wedding
+ preparations were mentioned; but the auditor most affected was the simple
+ Phoebe Wilkins. She had gradually dropt her work in her lap, and sat
+ sobbing through the latter part of the story, until towards the end, when
+ the happy reverse had nearly produced another scene of hysterics. &ldquo;Go,
+ take this case to my room again, child,&rdquo; said Lady Lillycraft, kindly,
+ &ldquo;and don&rsquo;t cry so much.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I won&rsquo;t, an&rsquo;t please your ladyship, if I can help it;&mdash;but I&rsquo;m glad
+ they made all up again, and were married.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By the way, the case of this lovelorn damsel begins to make some talk in
+ the household, especially among certain little ladies, not far in their
+ teens, of whom she has made confidants. She is a great favourite with them
+ all, but particularly so since she has confided to them her love secrets.
+ They enter into her concerns with all the violent zeal and overwhelming
+ sympathy with which little boarding-school ladies engage in the politics
+ of a love affair.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have noticed them frequently clustering about her in private
+ conferences, or walking up and down the garden terrace under my window,
+ listening to some long and dolorous story of her afflictions; of which I
+ could now and then distinguish the ever-recurring phrases, &ldquo;says he,&rdquo; and
+ &ldquo;says she.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I accidentally interrupted one of these little councils of war, when they
+ were all huddled together under a tree, and seemed to be earnestly
+ considering some interesting document. The flutter at my approach showed
+ that there were some secrets under discussion; and I observed the
+ disconsolate Phoebe crumpling into her bosom either a love-letter or an
+ old valentine, and brushing away the tears from her cheeks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The girl is a good girl, of a soft melting nature, and shows her concern
+ at the cruelty of her lover only in tears and drooping looks; but with the
+ little ladies who have espoused her cause, it sparkles up into fiery
+ indignation: and I have noticed on Sunday many a glance darted at the pew
+ of the Tibbets&rsquo;s, enough even to melt down the silver buttons on old Ready
+ Money&rsquo;s jacket.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0043" id="link2H_4_0043"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ TRAVELLING.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ A citizen, for recreation sake,
+ To see the country would a journey take
+ Some dozen mile, or very little more;
+ Taking his leave with friends two months before,
+ With drinking healths, and shaking by the hand,
+ As he had travail&rsquo;d to some new-found land.
+
+ &mdash;<i>Doctor Merrie-Man</i>, 1609.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The Squire has lately received another shock in the saddle, and been
+ almost unseated by his marplot neighbour, the indefatigable Mr. Faddy, who
+ rides his jog-trot hobby with equal zeal; and is so bent upon improving
+ and reforming the neighbourhood, that the Squire thinks, in a little
+ while, it will be scarce worth living in. The enormity that has thus
+ discomposed my worthy host, is an attempt of the manufacturer to have a
+ line of coaches established, that shall diverge from the old route, and
+ pass through the neighbouring village.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I believe I have mentioned that the Hall is situated in a retired part of
+ the country, at a distance from any great coachroad; insomuch that the
+ arrival of a traveller is apt to make every one look out of the window,
+ and to cause some talk among the ale-drinkers at the little inn. I was at
+ a loss, therefore, to account for the Squire&rsquo;s indignation at a measure
+ apparently fraught with convenience and advantage, until I found that the
+ conveniences of travelling were among his greatest grievances.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In fact, he rails against stage-coaches, post-chaises, and turnpike-roads,
+ as serious causes of the corruption of English rural manners. They have
+ given facilities, he says, to every humdrum citizen to trundle his family
+ about the kingdom, and have sent the follies and fashions of town,
+ whirling, in coachloads, to the remotest parts of the island. The whole
+ country, he says, is traversed by these flying cargoes; every by-road is
+ explored by enterprising tourists from Cheapside and the Poultry, and
+ every gentleman&rsquo;s park and lawns invaded by cockney sketchers of both
+ sexes, with portable chairs and portfolios for drawing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He laments over this, as destroying the charm of privacy, and interrupting
+ the quiet of country life; but more especially as affecting the simplicity
+ of the peasantry, and filling their heads with half-city notions. A great
+ coach-inn, he says, is enough to ruin the manners of a whole village. It
+ creates a horde of sots and idlers, makes gapers and gazers and
+ newsmongers of the common people, and knowing jockeys of the country
+ bumpkins.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Squire has something of the old feudal feeling. He looks back with
+ regret to the &ldquo;good old times&rdquo; when journeys were only made on horseback,
+ and the extraordinary difficulties of travelling, owing to bad roads, bad
+ accommodations, and highway robbers, seemed to separate each village and
+ hamlet from the rest of the world. The lord of the manor was then a kind
+ of monarch in the little realm around him. He held his court in his
+ paternal hall, and was looked up to with almost as much loyalty and
+ deference as the king himself. Every neighbourhood was a little world
+ within itself, having its local manners and customs, its local history and
+ local opinions. The inhabitants were fonder of their homes, and thought
+ less of wandering. It was looked upon as an expedition to travel out of
+ sight of the parish steeple; and a man that had been to London was a
+ village oracle for the rest of his life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What a difference between the mode of travelling in those days and at
+ present! At that time, when a gentleman went on a distant visit, he
+ sallied forth like a knight-errant on an enterprise, and every family
+ excursion was a pageant. How splendid and fanciful must one of those
+ domestic cavalcades have been, where the beautiful dames were mounted on
+ palfreys magnificently caparisoned, with embroidered harness, all tinkling
+ with silver bells, attended by cavaliers richly attired on prancing
+ steeds, and followed by pages and serving-men, as we see them represented
+ in old tapestry! The gentry, as they travelled about in those days, were
+ like moving pictures. They delighted the eyes and awakened the admiration
+ of the common people, and passed before them like superior beings; and,
+ indeed, they were so; there was a hardy and healthful exercise connected
+ with this equestrian style that made them generous and noble.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In his fondness for the old style of travelling, the Squire makes most of
+ his journeys on horseback, though he laments the modern deficiency of
+ incident on the road, from the want of fellow-wayfarers, and the rapidity
+ with which every one else is whirled along in coaches and post-chaises. In
+ the &ldquo;good old times,&rdquo; on the contrary, a cavalier jogged on through bog
+ and mire, from town to town and hamlet to hamlet, conversing with friars
+ and franklins, and all other chance companions of the road; beguiling the
+ way with travellers&rsquo; tales, which then were truly wonderful, for every
+ thing beyond one&rsquo;s neighbourhood was full of marvel and romance; stopping
+ at night at some &ldquo;hostel,&rdquo; where the bush over the door proclaimed good
+ wine, or a pretty hostess made bad wine palatable; meeting at supper with
+ travellers, or listening to the song or merry story of the host, who was
+ generally a boon companion, and presided at his own board; for, according
+ to old Tusser&rsquo;s &ldquo;Innholder&rsquo;s Posie,&rdquo;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;At meales my friend who vitleth here
+ And sitteth with his host,
+ Shall both be sure of better cheere,
+ And &lsquo;scape with lesser cost.&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ The Squire is fond, too, of stopping at those inns which may be met with
+ here and there in ancient houses of wood and plaster, or calimanco houses,
+ as they are called by antiquaries, with deep porches, diamond-paned
+ bow-windows, pannelled rooms, and great fire-places. He will prefer them
+ to more spacious and modern inns, and would cheerfully put up with bad
+ cheer and bad accommodations in the gratification of his humour. They give
+ him, he says, the feelings of old times, insomuch that he almost expects
+ in the dusk of the evening to see some party of weary travellers ride up
+ to the door with plumes and mantles, trunk-hose, wide boots, and long
+ rapiers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The good Squire&rsquo;s remarks brought to mind a visit that I once paid to the
+ Tabbard Inn, famous for being the place of assemblage from whence
+ Chaucer&rsquo;s pilgrims set forth for Canterbury. It is in the borough of
+ Southwark, not far from London Bridge, and bears, at present, the name of
+ &ldquo;the Talbot.&rdquo; It has sadly declined in dignity since the days of Chaucer,
+ being a mere rendezvous and packing-place of the great wagons that travel
+ into Kent. The court-yard, which was anciently the mustering-place of the
+ pilgrims previous to their departure, was now lumbered with huge wagons.
+ Crates, boxes, hampers, and baskets, containing the good things of town
+ and country, were piled about them; while, among the straw and litter, the
+ motherly hens scratched and clucked, with their hungry broods at their
+ heels. Instead of Chaucer&rsquo;s motley and splendid throng, I only saw a group
+ of wagoners and stable-boys enjoying a circulating pot of ale; while a
+ long-bodied dog sat by, with head on one side, ear cocked up, and wistful
+ gaze, as if waiting for his turn at the tankard.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Notwithstanding this grievous declension, however, I was gratified at
+ perceiving that the present occupants were not unconscious of the poetical
+ renown of their mansion. An inscription over the gateway proclaimed it to
+ be the inn where Chaucer&rsquo;s pilgrims slept on the night previous to their
+ departure; and at the bottom of the yard was a magnificent sign
+ representing them in the act of sallying forth. I was pleased, too, at
+ noticing that though the present inn was comparatively modern, yet the
+ form of the old inn was preserved. There were galleries round the yard, as
+ in old times, on which opened the chambers of the guests. To these ancient
+ inns have antiquaries ascribed the present forms of our theatres. Plays
+ were originally acted in inn-yards. The guests lolled over the galleries,
+ which answered to our modern dress-circle; the critical mob clustered in
+ the yard, instead of the pit; and the groups gazing from the
+ garret-windows were no bad representatives of the gods of the shilling
+ gallery. When, therefore, the drama grew important enough to have a house
+ of its own, the architects took a hint for its construction from the yard
+ of the ancient &ldquo;hostel.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was so well pleased at finding these remembrances of Chaucer and his
+ poem, that I ordered my dinner in the little parlour of the Talbot. Whilst
+ it was preparing, I sat at the window musing and gazing into the
+ court-yard, and conjuring up recollections of the scenes depicted in such
+ lovely colours by the poet, until, by degrees, boxes, bales and hampers,
+ boys, wagoners and dogs, faded from sight, and my fancy peopled the place
+ with the motley throng of Canterbury pilgrims. The galleries once more
+ swarmed with idle gazers, in the rich dresses of Chaucer&rsquo;s time, and the
+ whole cavalcade seemed to pass before me. There was the stately knight on
+ sober steed, who had ridden in Christendom and heathenesse, and had
+ &ldquo;foughten for our faith at Tramissene;&rdquo;&mdash;and his son, the young
+ squire, a lover, and a lusty bachelor, with curled locks and gay
+ embroidery; a bold rider, a dancer, and a writer of verses, singing and
+ fluting all day long, and &ldquo;fresh as the month of May;&rdquo;&mdash;and his
+ &ldquo;knot-headed&rdquo; yeoman; a bold forester, in green, with horn, and baudrick,
+ and dagger, a mighty bow in hand, and a sheaf of peacock arrows shining
+ beneath his belt;&mdash;and the coy, smiling, simple nun, with her gray
+ eyes, her small red mouth, and fair forehead, her dainty person clad in
+ featly cloak and &ldquo;&lsquo;ypinched wimple,&rdquo; her choral beads about her arm, her
+ golden brooch with a love motto, and her pretty oath by Saint Eloy;&mdash;and
+ the merchant, solemn in speech and high on horse, with forked beard and
+ &ldquo;Flaundrish bever hat;&rdquo;&mdash;and the lusty monk, &ldquo;full fat and in good
+ point,&rdquo; with berry brown palfrey, his hood fastened with gold pin. wrought
+ with a love-knot, his bald head shining like glass, and his face
+ glistening as though it had been anointed; and the lean, logical,
+ sententious clerk of Oxenforde, upon his half-starved, scholar-like horse;&mdash;and
+ the bowsing sompnour, with fiery cherub face, all knobbed with pimples, an
+ eater of garlic and onions, and drinker of &ldquo;strong wine, red as blood,&rdquo;
+ that carried a cake for a buckler, and babbled Latin in his cups; of whose
+ brimstone visage &ldquo;children were sore aferd;&rdquo;&mdash;and the buxom wife of
+ Bath, the widow of five husbands, upon her ambling nag, with her hat broad
+ as a buckler, her red stockings and sharp spurs;&mdash;and the slender,
+ choleric reeve of Norfolk, bestriding his good gray stot; with
+ close-shaven beard, his hair cropped round his ears, long, lean, calfless
+ legs, and a rusty blade by his side;&mdash;and the jolly Limitour, with
+ lisping tongue and twinkling eye, well-beloved franklins and housewives, a
+ great promoter of marriages among young women, known at the taverns in
+ every town, and by every &ldquo;hosteler and gay tapstere.&rdquo; In short, before I
+ was roused from my reverie by the less poetical but more substantial
+ apparition of a smoking beef-steak, I had seen the whole cavalcade issue
+ forth from the hostel-gate, with the brawny, double-jointed, red-haired
+ miller, playing the bagpipes before them, and the ancient host of the
+ Tabbard giving them his farewell God-send to Canterbury.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When I told the Squire of the existence of this legitimate descendant of
+ the ancient Tabbard Inn, his eyes absolutely glistened with delight. He
+ determined to hunt it up the very first time he visited London, and to eat
+ a dinner there, and drink a cup of mine host&rsquo;s best wine in memory of old
+ Chaucer. The general, who happened to be present, immediately begged to be
+ of the party; for he liked to encourage these long-established houses, as
+ they are apt to have choice old wines.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0044" id="link2H_4_0044"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ POPULAR SUPERSTITIONS.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Farewell rewards and fairies,
+ Good housewives now may say;
+ For now fowle sluts in dairies
+ Do fare as well as they;
+ And though they sweepe their hearths no lease
+ Than maids were wont to doo,
+ Yet who of late for cleanlinesse
+ Finds sixpence in her shooe?
+
+ &mdash;BISHOP CORBET.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I have mentioned the Squire&rsquo;s fondness for the marvellous, and his
+ predilection for legends and romances. His library contains a curious
+ collection of old works of this kind, which bear evident marks of having
+ been much read. In his great love for all that is antiquated, he cherishes
+ popular superstitions, and listens, with very grave attention, to every
+ tale, however strange; so that, through his countenance, the household,
+ and, indeed, the whole neighbourhood, is well stocked with wonderful
+ stories; and if ever a doubt is expressed of any one of them, the narrator
+ will generally observe, that &ldquo;the Squire thinks there&rsquo;s something in it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Hall of course comes in for its share, the common people having always
+ a propensity to furnish a great superannuated building of the kind with
+ supernatural inhabitants. The gloomy galleries of such old family
+ mansions; the stately chambers, adorned with grotesque carvings and faded
+ paintings; the sounds that vaguely echo about them; the moaning of the
+ wind; the cries of rooks and ravens from the trees and chimney-tops; all
+ produce a state of mind favourable to superstitious fancies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In one chamber of the Hall, just opposite a door which opens upon a dusky
+ passage, there is a full-length portrait of a warrior in armour; when, on
+ suddenly turning into the passage, I have caught a sight of the portrait,
+ thrown into strong relief by the dark pannelling against which it hangs, I
+ have more than once been startled, as though it were a figure advancing
+ towards me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To superstitious minds, therefore, predisposed by the strange and
+ melancholy stories that are connected with family paintings, it needs but
+ little stretch of fancy, on a moonlight night, or by the flickering light
+ of a candle, to set the old pictures on the walls in motion, sweeping in
+ their robes and trains about the galleries.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To tell the truth, the Squire confesses that he used to take a pleasure in
+ his younger days in setting marvellous stories afloat, and connecting them
+ with the lonely and peculiar places of the neighbourhood. Whenever he read
+ any legend of a striking nature, he endeavoured to transplant it, and give
+ it a local habitation among the scenes of his boyhood. Many of these
+ stories took root, and he says he is often amused with the odd shapes in
+ which they will come back to him in some old woman&rsquo;s narrative, after they
+ have been circulating for years among the peasantry, and undergoing rustic
+ additions and amendments. Among these may doubtless be numbered that of
+ the crusader&rsquo;s ghost, which I have mentioned in the account of my
+ Christmas visit; and another about the hard-riding Squire of yore; the
+ family Nimrod; who is sometimes heard in stormy winter nights, galloping,
+ with hound and horn, over a wild moor a few miles distant from the Hall.
+ This I apprehend to have had its origin in the famous story of the wild
+ huntsman, the favourite goblin in German tales; though, by-the-by, as I
+ was talking on the subject with Master Simon the other evening in the dark
+ avenue, he hinted that he had himself once or twice heard odd sounds at
+ night, very like a pack of hounds in cry; and that once, as he was
+ returning rather late from a hunting dinner, he had seen a strange figure
+ galloping along this same moor; but as he was riding rather fast at the
+ time, and in a hurry to get home, he did not stop to ascertain what it
+ was.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Popular superstitions are fast fading away in England, owing to the
+ general diffusion of knowledge, and the bustling intercourse kept up
+ throughout the country; still they have their strong-holds and lingering
+ places, and a retired neighbourhood like this is apt to be one of them.
+ The parson tells me that he meets with many traditional beliefs and
+ notions among the common people, which he has been able to draw from them
+ in the course of familiar conversation, though they are rather shy of
+ avowing them to strangers, and particularly to &ldquo;the gentry,&rdquo; who are apt
+ to laugh at them. He says there are several of his old parishioners who
+ remember when the village had its bar-guest, or bar-ghost&mdash;a spirit
+ supposed to belong to a town or village, and to predict any impending
+ misfortune by midnight shrieks and wailings. The last time it was heard
+ was just before the death of Mr. Bracebridge&rsquo;s father, who was much
+ beloved throughout the neighbourhood; though there are not wanting some
+ obstinate unbelievers, who insisted that it was nothing but the howling of
+ a watch-dog. I have been greatly delighted, however, at meeting with some
+ traces of my old favourite, Robin Goodfellow, though under a different
+ appellation from any of those by which I have heretofore heard him called.
+ The parson assures me that many of the peasantry believe in household
+ goblins, called Dubbies, which live about particular farms and houses, in
+ the same way that Robin Goodfellow did of old. Sometimes they haunt the
+ barns and outhouses, and now and then will assist the farmer wonderfully,
+ by getting in all his hay or corn in a single night. In general, however,
+ they prefer to live within doors, and are fond of keeping about the great
+ hearths, and basking, at night, after the family have gone to bed, by the
+ glowing embers. When put in particular good-humour by the warmth of their
+ lodgings, and the tidiness of the house-maids, they will overcome their
+ natural laziness, and do a vast deal of household work before morning;
+ churning the cream, brewing the beer, or spinning all the good dame&rsquo;s
+ flax. All this is precisely the conduct of Robin Goodfellow, described so
+ charmingly by Milton:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;Tells how the drudging goblin sweat
+ To earn his cream-bowl duly get,
+ When in one night, ere glimpse of morn,
+ His shadowy flail had thresh&rsquo;d the corn
+ That ten day-labourers could not end;
+ Then lays him down the lubber-fiend,
+ And, stretch&rsquo;d out all the chimney&rsquo;s length,
+ Basks at the fire his hairy strength,
+ And crop-full, out of door he flings
+ Ere the first cock his matin rings.&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ But beside these household Dubbies, there are others of a more gloomy and
+ unsocial nature, that keep about lonely barns at a distance from any
+ dwelling-house, or about ruins and old bridges. These are full of
+ mischievous and often malignant tricks, and are fond of playing pranks
+ upon benighted travellers. There is a story, among the old people, of one
+ that haunted a ruined mill, just by a bridge that crosses a small stream;
+ how that, late one night, as a traveller was passing on horseback, the
+ Dubbie jumped up behind him, and grasped him so close round the body that
+ he had no power to help himself, but expected to be squeezed to death:
+ luckily his heels were loose, with which he plied the sides of his steed,
+ and was carried, with the wonderful instinct of a traveller&rsquo;s horse,
+ straight to the village inn. Had the inn been at any greater distance,
+ there is no doubt but he would have been strangled to death; as it was,
+ the good people were a long time in bringing him to his senses, and it was
+ remarked that the first sign he showed of returning consciousness was to
+ call for a bottom of brandy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These mischievous Dubbies bear much resemblance in their natures and
+ habits to those sprites which Heywood, in his Heirarchie, calls pugs or
+ hobgoblins:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;Their dwellings be
+ In corners of old houses least frequented
+ Or beneath stacks of wood, and these convented,
+ Make fearfull noise in butteries and in dairies;
+ Robin Goodfellow some, some call them fairies.
+ In solitarie rooms these uprores keep,
+ And beate at doores, to wake men from their slape,
+ Seeming to force lockes, be they nere so strong,
+ And keeping Christmasse gambols all night long.
+ Pots, glasses, trenchers, dishes, pannes and kettles.
+ They will make dance about the shelves and settles.
+ As if about the kitchen tost and cast,
+ Yet in the morning nothing found misplac&rsquo;t.
+ Others such houses to their use have fitted,
+ In which base murthers have been once committed.
+ Some have their fearful habitations taken
+ In desolate houses, ruin&rsquo;d and forsaken.&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ In the account of our unfortunate hawking expedition, I mentioned an
+ instance of one of these sprites, supposed to haunt the ruined grange that
+ stands in a lonely meadow, and has a remarkable echo. The parson informs
+ me, also, that the belief was once very prevalent, that a household Dubbie
+ kept about the old farm-house of the Tibbets. It has long been
+ traditional, he says, that one of these good-natured goblins is attached
+ to the Tibbets family, and came with, them when they moved into this part
+ of the country; for it is one of the peculiarities of these household
+ sprites, that they attach themselves to the fortunes of certain families,
+ and follow them in all their removals.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is a large old-fashioned fire-place in the farm-house, which affords
+ fine quarters for a chimney-corner sprite that likes to lie warm;
+ especially as Ready-Money Jack keeps up rousing fires in the winter-time.
+ The old people of the village recollect many stories about this goblin,
+ that were current in their young days. It was thought to have brought good
+ luck to the house, and to be the reason why the Tibbets were always
+ beforehand in the world, and why their farm was always in better order,
+ their hay got in sooner, and their corn better stacked, than that of their
+ neighbours. The present Mrs. Tibbets, at the time of her courtship, had a
+ number of these stories told her by the country gossips; and when married,
+ was a little fearful about living in a house where such a hobgoblin was
+ said to haunt: Jack, however, who has always treated this story with great
+ contempt, assured her that there was no spirit kept about his house that
+ he could not at any time lay in the Red Sea with one flourish of his
+ cudgel. Still his wife has never got completely over her notions on the
+ subject, but has a horseshoe nailed on the threshold, and keeps a branch
+ of rauntry, or mountain ash, with its red berries, suspended from one of
+ the great beams in the parlour&mdash;a sure protection from all evil
+ spirits.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These stories, however, as I before observed, are fast fading away, and in
+ another generation or two will probably be completely forgotten. There is
+ something, however, about these rural superstitions, that is extremely
+ pleasing to the imagination; particularly those which relate to the
+ good-humoured race of household demons, and indeed to the whole fairy
+ mythology. The English have given an inexplicable charm to these
+ superstitions, by the manner in which they have associated them with
+ whatever is most homefelt and delightful in nature. I do not know a more
+ fascinating race of beings than these little fabled people, that haunted
+ the southern sides of hills and mountains, lurked in flowers and about
+ fountain-heads, glided through key-holes into ancient halls, watched over
+ farm-houses and dairies, danced on the green by summer moonlight, and on
+ the kitchen-hearth in winter. They seem to accord with the nature of
+ English housekeeping and English scenery. I always have them in mind, when
+ I see a fine old English mansion, with its wide hall and spacious kitchen;
+ or a venerable farm-house, in which there is so much fireside comfort and
+ good housewifery. There was something of national character in their love
+ of order and cleanliness; in the vigilance with which they watched over
+ the economy of the kitchen, and the functions of the servants;
+ munificently rewarding, with silver sixpence in shoe, the tidy housemaid,
+ but venting their direful wrath, in midnight bobs and pinches, upon the
+ sluttish dairymaid. I think I can trace the good effects of this ancient
+ fairy sway over household concerns, in the care that prevails to the
+ present day among English housemaids, to put their kitchens in order
+ before they go to bed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have said, too, that these fairy superstitions seemed to me to accord
+ with the nature of English scenery. They suit these small landscapes,
+ which are divided by honeysuckled hedges into sheltered fields and
+ meadows, where the grass is mingled with daisies, buttercups, and
+ harebells. When I first found myself among English scenery, I was
+ continually reminded of the sweet pastoral images which distinguish their
+ fairy mythology; and when for the first time a circle in the grass was
+ pointed out to me as one of the rings where they were formerly supposed to
+ have held their moonlight revels, it seemed for a moment as if fairy-land
+ were no longer a fable. Brown, in his Britannia&rsquo;s Pastorals, gives a
+ picture of the kind of scenery to which I allude:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;A pleasant mead
+ Where fairies often did their measures tread;
+ Which in the meadows make such circles green,
+ As if with garlands it had crowned been.
+ Within one of these rounds was to be seen
+ A hillock rise, where oft the fairy queen
+ At twilight sat.&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ And there is another picture of the same, in a poem ascribed to Ben
+ Jonson.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;Bywells and rills in meadows green,
+ We nightly dance our heyday guise,
+ And to our fairy king and queen
+ We chant our moonlight minstrelsies.&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Indeed, it seems to me, that the older British poets, with that true
+ feeling for nature which distinguishes them, have closely adhered to the
+ simple and familiar imagery which they found in these popular
+ superstitions; and have thus given to their fairy mythology those
+ continual allusions to the farm-house and the dairy, the green meadow and
+ the fountain-head, that fill our minds with the delightful associations of
+ rural life. It is curious to observe how the most beautiful fictions have
+ their origin among the rude and ignorant. There is an indescribable charm
+ about the illusions with which chimerical ignorance once clothed every
+ subject. These twilight views of nature are often more captivating than
+ any which are revealed by the rays of enlightened philosophy. The most
+ accomplished and poetical minds, therefore, have been fain to search back
+ into these accidental conceptions of what are termed barbarous ages, and
+ to draw from them their finest imagery and, machinery. If we look through
+ our most admired poets, we shall find that their minds have been
+ impregnated by these popular fancies, and that those have succeeded best
+ who have adhered closest to the simplicity of their rustic originals. Such
+ is the case with Shakspeare in his Midsummer-Night&rsquo;s Dream, which so
+ minutely describes the employments and amusements of fairies, and embodies
+ all the notions concerning them which were current among the vulgar. It is
+ thus that poetry in England has echoed back every rustic note, softened
+ into perfect melody; it is thus that it has spread its charms over
+ every-day life, displacing nothing, taking things as it found them, but
+ tinting them up with its own magical hues, until every green hill and
+ fountain-head, every fresh meadow, nay, every humble flower, is full of
+ song and story.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am dwelling too long, perhaps, upon a threadbare subject; yet it brings
+ up with it a thousand delicious recollections of those happy days of
+ childhood, when the imperfect knowledge I have since obtained had not yet
+ dawned upon my mind, and when a fairy tale was true history to me. I have
+ often been so transported by the pleasure of these recollections, as
+ almost to wish that I had been born in the days when the fictions of
+ poetry were believed. Even now I cannot look upon those fanciful creations
+ of ignorance and credulity, without a lurking regret that they have all
+ passed away. The experience of my early days tells me, that they were
+ sources of exquisite delight; and I sometimes question whether the
+ naturalist who can dissect the flowers of the field, receives half the
+ pleasure from contemplating them, that he did who considered them the
+ abode of elves and fairies. I feel convinced that the true interests and
+ solid happiness of man are promoted by the advancement of truth; yet I
+ cannot but mourn over the pleasant errors which it has trampled down in
+ its progress. The fauns and sylphs, the household sprite, the moonlight
+ revel, Oberon, Queen Mab, and the delicious realms of fairy-land, all
+ vanish before the light of true philosophy; but who does not sometimes
+ turn with distaste from the cold realities of morning, and seek to recall
+ the sweet visions of the night?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0045" id="link2H_4_0045"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE CULPRIT.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ From fire, from water, and all things amies,
+ Deliver the house of an honest justice.
+
+ &mdash;<i>The Widow</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The serenity of the Hall has been suddenly interrupted by a very important
+ occurrence. In the course of this morning a posse of villagers was seen
+ trooping up the avenue, with boys shouting in advance. As it drew near, we
+ perceived Ready-Money Jack Tibbets striding along, wielding his cudgel in
+ one hand, and with the other grasping the collar of a tall fellow, whom,
+ on still nearer approach, we recognized for the redoubtable gipsy hero,
+ Starlight Tom. He was now, however, completely cowed and crestfallen, and
+ his courage seemed to have quailed in the iron gripe of the lion-hearted
+ Jack.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The whole gang of gipsy women and children came dragging in the rear; some
+ in tears, others making a violent clamour about the ears of old
+ Ready-Money, who, however, trudged on in silence with his prey, heeding
+ their abuse as little as a hawk that has pounced upon a barn-door hero
+ regards the outcries and cacklings of his whole feathered seraglio.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He had passed through the village on his way to the Hall, and of course
+ had made a great sensation in that most excitable place, where every event
+ is a matter of gaze and gossip. The report flew like wildfire, that
+ Starlight Tom was in custody. The ale-drinkers forthwith abandoned the
+ tap-room; Slingsby&rsquo;s school broke loose, and master and boys swelled the
+ tide that came rolling at the heels of old Ready-Money and his captive.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The uproar increased, as they approached the Hall; it aroused the whole
+ garrison of dogs, and the crew of hangers-on. The great mastiff barked
+ from the dog-house; the stag-hound, and the grayhound, and the spaniel,
+ issued barking from the hall-door, and my Lady Lillycraft&rsquo;s little dogs
+ ramped and barked from the parlour window. I remarked, however, that the
+ gipsy dogs made no reply to all these menaces and insults, but crept close
+ to the gang, looking round with a guilty, poaching air, and now and then
+ glancing up a dubious eye to their owners; which shows that the moral
+ dignity, even of dogs, may be ruined by bad company!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the throng reached the front of the house, they were brought to a
+ halt by a kind of advanced guard, composed of old Christy, the gamekeeper,
+ and two or three servants of the house, who had been brought out by the
+ noise. The common herd of the village fell back with respect; the boys
+ were driven back by Christy and his compeers; while Ready-Money Jack
+ maintained his ground and his hold of the prisoner, and was surrounded by
+ the tailor, the schoolmaster, and several other dignitaries of the
+ village, and by the clamorous brood of gipsies, who were neither to be
+ silenced nor intimidated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By this time the whole household were brought to the doors and windows,
+ and the Squire to the portal. An audience was demanded by Ready-Money
+ Jack, who had detected the prisoner in the very act of sheep-stealing on
+ his domains, and had borne him off to be examined before the Squire, who
+ is in the commission of the peace.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A kind of tribunal was immediately held in the servants&rsquo; hall, a large
+ chamber, with a stone floor, and a long table in the centre, at one end of
+ which, just under an enormous clock, was placed the Squire&rsquo;s chair of
+ justice, while Master Simon took his place at the table as clerk of the
+ court. An attempt had been made by old Christy to keep out the gipsy gang,
+ but in vain, and they, with the village worthies, and the household, half
+ filled the hall. The old housekeeper and the butler were in a panic at
+ this dangerous irruption. They hurried away all the valuable things and
+ portable articles that were at hand, and even kept a dragon watch on the
+ gipsies, lest they should carry off the house clock, or the deal table.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Old Christy, and his faithful coadjutor the gamekeeper, acted as
+ constables to guard the prisoner, triumphing in having at last got this
+ terrible offender in their clutches. Indeed, I am inclined to think the
+ old man bore some peevish recollection of having been handled rather
+ roughly by the gipsy, in the chance-medley affair of May-day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Silence was now commanded by Master Simon; but it was difficult to be
+ enforced, in such a motley assemblage. There was a continual snarling and
+ yelping of dogs, and, as fast as it was quelled in one corner, it broke
+ out in another. The poor gipsy curs, who, like errant thieves, could not
+ hold up their heads in an honest house, were worried and insulted by the
+ gentlemen dogs of the establishment, without offering to make resistance;
+ the very curs of my Lady Lillycraft bullied them with impunity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The examination was conducted with great mildness and indulgence by the
+ Squire, partly from the kindness of his nature, and partly, I suspect,
+ because his heart yearned towards the culprit, who had found great favour
+ in his eyes, as I have already observed, from the skill he had at various
+ times displayed in archery, morris-dancing, and other obsolete
+ accomplishments. Proofs, however, were too strong. Ready-Money Jack told
+ his story in a straight-forward, independent way, nothing daunted by the
+ presence in which he found himself. He had suffered from various
+ depredations on his sheepfold and poultry-yard, and had at length kept
+ watch, and caught the delinquent in the very act of making off with a
+ sheep on his shoulders.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Tibbets was repeatedly interrupted, in the course of his testimony, by the
+ culprit&rsquo;s mother, a furious old beldame, with an insufferable tongue, and
+ who, in fact, was several times kept, with some difficulty, from flying at
+ him tooth and nail. The wife, too, of the prisoner, whom I am told he does
+ not beat above half-a-dozen times a week, completely interested Lady
+ Lillycraft in her husband&rsquo;s behalf, by her tears and supplications; and
+ several of the other gipsy women were awakening strong sympathy among the
+ young girls and maid-servants in the back-ground. The pretty, black-eyed
+ gipsy girl whom I have mentioned on a former occasion as the sibyl that
+ read the fortunes of the general, endeavoured to wheedle that doughty
+ warrior into their interests, and even made some approaches to her old
+ acquaintance, Master Simon; but was repelled by the latter with all the
+ dignity of office, having assumed a look of gravity and importance
+ suitable to the occasion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was a little surprised, at first, to find honest Slingsby, the
+ schoolmaster, rather opposed to his old crony Tibbets, and coming forward
+ as a kind of advocate for the accused. It seems that he had taken
+ compassion on the forlorn fortunes of Starlight Tom, and had been trying
+ his eloquence in his favour the whole way from the village, but without
+ effect. During the examination of Ready-Money Jack, Slingsby had stood
+ like &ldquo;dejected Pity at his side,&rdquo; seeking every now and then, by a soft
+ word, to soothe any exacerbation of his ire, or to qualify any harsh
+ expression. He now ventured to make a few observations to the Squire, in
+ palliation of the delinquent&rsquo;s offence; but poor Slingsby spoke more from
+ the heart than the head, and was evidently actuated merely by a general
+ sympathy for every poor devil in trouble, and a liberal toleration for all
+ kinds of vagabond existence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The ladies, too, large and small, with the kind-heartedness of the sex,
+ were zealous on the side of mercy, and interceded strenuously with the
+ Squire; insomuch that the prisoner, finding himself unexpectedly
+ surrounded by active friends, once more reared his crest, and seemed
+ disposed, for a time, to put on the air of injured innocence. The Squire,
+ however, with all his benevolence of heart, and his lurking weakness
+ towards the prisoner, was too conscientious to swerve from the strict path
+ of justice. There was abundant concurring testimony that made the proof of
+ guilt incontrovertible, and Starlight Tom&rsquo;s mittimus was made out
+ accordingly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sympathy of the ladies was now greater than ever; they even made some
+ attempts to mollify the ire of Ready-Money Jack; but that sturdy potentate
+ had been too much incensed by the repeated incursions that had been made
+ into his territories by the predatory band of Starlight Tom, and he was
+ resolved, he said, to drive the &ldquo;varment reptiles&rdquo; out of the
+ neighbourhood. To avoid all further importunities, as soon as the mittimus
+ was made out, he girded up his loins, and strode back to his seat of
+ empire, accompanied by his interceding friend, Slingsby, and followed by a
+ detachment of the gipsy gang, who hung on his rear, assailing him with
+ mingled prayers and execrations.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The question now was, how to dispose of the prisoner&mdash;a matter of
+ great moment in this peaceful establishment, where so formidable a
+ character as Starlight Tom was like a hawk entrapped in a dove-cote. As
+ the hubbub and examination had occupied a considerable time, it was too
+ late in the day to send him to the county prison, and that of the village
+ was sadly out of repair, from long want of occupation. Old Christy, who
+ took great interest in the affair, proposed that the culprit should be
+ committed for the night to an upper loft of a kind of tower in one of the
+ outhouses, where he and the gamekeeper would mount guard. After much
+ deliberation, this measure was adopted; the premises in question were
+ examined and made secure, and Christy and his trusty ally, the one armed
+ with a fowling-piece, the other with an ancient blunderbuss, turned out as
+ sentries to keep watch over this donjon-keep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such is the momentous affair that has just taken place, and it is an event
+ of too great moment in this quiet little world, not to turn it completely
+ topsy-turvy. Labour is at a stand: the house has been a scene of confusion
+ the whole evening. It has been beleagured by gipsy women, with their
+ children on their backs, wailing and lamenting; while the old virago of a
+ mother has cruised up and down the lawn in front, shaking her head, and
+ muttering to herself, or now and then breaking into a paroxysm of rage,
+ brandishing her fist at the Hall, and denouncing ill-luck upon Ready-Money
+ Jack, and even upon the Squire himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lady Lillycraft has given repeated audiences to the culprit&rsquo;s weeping
+ wife, at the Hall door; and the servant maids have stolen out, to confer
+ with the gipsy women under the trees. As to the little ladies of the
+ family, they are all outrageous on Ready-Money Jack, whom they look upon
+ in the light of a tyrannical giant of fairy tale. Phoebe Wilkins, contrary
+ to her usual nature, is the only one that is pitiless in the affair. She
+ thinks Mr. Tibbets quite in the right; and thinks the gipsies deserve to
+ be punished severely, for meddling with the sheep of the Tibbets&rsquo;s.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the mean time, the females of the family evinced all the provident
+ kindness of the sex, ever ready to soothe and succour the distressed,
+ right or wrong. Lady Lillycraft has had a mattress taken to the outhouse,
+ and comforts and delicacies of all kinds have been taken to the prisoner;
+ even the little girls have sent their cakes and sweetmeats; so that, I&rsquo;ll
+ warrant, the vagabond has never fared so well in his life before. Old
+ Christy, it is true, looks upon every thing with a wary eye; struts about
+ with his blunderbuss with the air of a veteran campaigner, and will hardly
+ allow himself to be spoken to.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The gipsy women dare not come within gun-shot, and every tatterdemalion of
+ a boy has been frightened from the park. The old fellow is determined to
+ lodge Starlight Tom in prison with his own hands; and hopes, he says, to
+ see one of the poaching crew made an example of.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I doubt, after all, whether the worthy Squire is not the greatest sufferer
+ in the whole affair. His honourable sense of duty obliges him to be rigid,
+ but the overflowing kindness of his nature makes this a grievous trial to
+ him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He is not accustomed to have such demands upon his justice, in his truly
+ patriarchal domain; and it wounds his benevolent spirit, that while
+ prosperity and happiness are flowing in thus bounteously upon him, he
+ should have to inflict misery upon a fellow-being.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He has been troubled and cast down the whole evening; took leave of the
+ family, on going to bed, with a sigh, instead of his usual hearty and
+ affectionate tone; and will, in all probability, have a far more sleepless
+ night than his prisoner. Indeed, this unlucky affair has cast a damp upon
+ the whole household, as there appears to be an universal opinion that the
+ unlucky culprit will come to the gallows.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Morning.&mdash;The clouds of last evening are all blown over. A load has
+ been taken from the Squire&rsquo;s heart, and every face is once more in smiles.
+ The gamekeeper made his appearance at an early hour, completely shamefaced
+ and crestfallen. Starlight Tom had made his escape in the night; how he
+ had got out of the loft, no one could tell: the Devil, they think, must
+ have assisted him. Old Christy was so mortified that he would not show his
+ face, but had shut himself up in his stronghold at the dog-kennel, and
+ would not be spoken with. What has particularly relieved the Squire, is,
+ that there is very little likelihood of the culprit&rsquo;s being retaken,
+ having gone off on one of the old gentleman&rsquo;s best hunters.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0046" id="link2H_4_0046"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ FAMILY MISFORTUNES.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ The night has been unruly; where we lay,
+ The chimneys were blown down.
+
+ &mdash;<i>Macbeth</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We have for a day or two past had a flow of unruly weather, which has
+ intruded itself into this fair and flowery month, and for a time has quite
+ marred the beauty of the landscape. Last night, the storm attained its
+ crisis; the rain beat in torrents against the casements, and the wind
+ piped and blustered about the old Hall with quite a wintry vehemence. The
+ morning, however, dawned clear and serene; the face of the heavens seemed
+ as if newly washed, and the sun shone with a brightness that was undimmed
+ by a single vapour. Nothing over-head gave traces of the recent storm; but
+ on looking from my window, I beheld sad ravage among the shrubs and
+ flowers; the garden-walks had formed the channels for little torrents;
+ trees were lopped of their branches; and a small silver stream that wound
+ through the park, and ran at the bottom of the lawn, had swelled into a
+ turbid yellow sheet of water.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In an establishment like this, where the mansion is vast, ancient, and
+ somewhat afflicted with the infirmities of age, and where there are
+ numerous and extensive dependencies, a storm is an event of a very grave
+ nature, and brings in its train a multiplicity of cares and disasters.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While the Squire was taking his breakfast in the great hall, he was
+ continually interrupted by some bearer of ill-tidings from some part or
+ other of his domains; he appeared to me like the commander of a besieged
+ city, after some grand assault, receiving at his headquarters reports, of
+ damages sustained in the various quarters of the place. At one time the
+ housekeeper brought him intelligence of a chimney blown down, and a
+ desperate leak sprung in the roof over the picture gallery, which
+ threatened to obliterate a whole generation of his ancestors. Then the
+ steward came in with a doleful story of the mischief done in the
+ woodlands; while the gamekeeper bemoaned the loss of one of his finest
+ bucks, whose bloated carcass was seen floating along the swoln current of
+ the river.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the Squire issued forth, he was accosted, before the door, by the
+ old, paralytic gardener, with a face full of trouble, reporting, as I
+ supposed, the devastation of his flower-beds, and the destruction of his
+ wall-fruit. I remarked, however, that his intelligence caused a peculiar
+ expression of concern, not only with the Squire and Master Simon, but with
+ the fair Julia and Lady Lillycraft, who happened to be present. From a few
+ words which reached my ear, I found there was some tale of domestic
+ calamity in the case, and that some unfortunate family had been rendered
+ houseless by the storm. Many ejaculations of pity broke from the ladies; I
+ heard the expressions of &ldquo;poor, helpless beings,&rdquo; and &ldquo;unfortunate little
+ creatures,&rdquo; several times repeated; to which the old gardener replied by
+ very melancholy shakes of the head.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I felt so interested, that I could not help calling to the gardener, as he
+ was retiring, and asking what unfortunate family it was that had suffered
+ so severely? The old man touched his hat, and gazed at me for an instant,
+ as if hardly comprehending my question. &ldquo;Family!&rdquo; replied he, &ldquo;there be no
+ family in the case, your honour; but here have been sad mischief done in
+ the rookery!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had noticed, the day before, that the high and gusty winds which
+ prevailed had occasioned great disquiet among these airy householders;
+ their nests being all filled with young, who were in danger of being
+ tilted out of their tree-rocked cradles. Indeed, the old birds themselves
+ seemed to have hard work to maintain a foothold; some kept hovering and
+ cawing in the air; or, if they ventured to alight, they had to hold fast,
+ flap their wings, and spread their tails, and thus remain see-sawing on
+ the topmost twigs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the course of the night, however, an awful calamity had taken place in
+ this most sage and politic community. There was a great tree, the tallest
+ in the grove, which seemed to have been a kind of court-end of the
+ metropolis, and crowded with the residence of those whom Master Simon
+ considers the nobility and gentry. A decayed limb of this tree had given
+ way with the violence of this storm, and had come down with all its
+ aircastles.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One should be well aware of the humours of the good Squire and his
+ household, to understand the general concern expressed at this disaster.
+ It was quite a public calamity in this rural empire, and all seemed to
+ feel for the poor rooks as for fellow-citizens in distress.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The ground had been strewed with the callow young, which were now
+ cherished in the aprons and bosoms of the maid-servants, and the little
+ ladies of the family. I was pleased with this touch of nature; this
+ feminine sympathy in the sufferings of the offspring, and the maternal
+ anxiety of the parent birds.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was interesting, too, to witness the general agitation and distress
+ that seemed to prevail throughout the feathered community; the common
+ cause that was made of it; and the incessant hovering, and fluttering, and
+ lamenting, that took place in the whole rookery. There is a cord of
+ sympathy, that runs through the whole feathered race, as to any
+ misfortunes of the young; and the cries of a wounded bird in the breeding
+ season will throw a whole grove in a flutter and an alarm. Indeed, why
+ should I confine it to the feathered tribe? Nature seems to me to have
+ implanted an exquisite sympathy on this subject, which extends through all
+ her works. It is an invariable attribute of the female heart, to melt at
+ the cry of early helplessness, and to take an instinctive interest in the
+ distresses of the parent and its young. On the present occasion, the
+ ladies of the family were full of pity and commiseration; and I shall
+ never forget the look that Lady Lillycraft gave the general; on his
+ observing that the young birds would make an excellent curry, or an
+ especial good rook-pie.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0047" id="link2H_4_0047"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ LOVERS&rsquo; TROUBLES.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ The poor soul sat singing by a sycamore tree,
+ Sing all a green willow;
+ Her hand on her bosom, her head on her knee
+ Sing willow, willow, willow;
+ Sing all a green willow must be my garland.
+
+ &mdash;<i>Old Song</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The fair Julia having nearly recovered from the effects of her hawking
+ disaster, it begins to be thought high time to appoint a day for the
+ wedding. As every domestic event in a venerable and aristocratic family
+ connexion like this is a matter of moment, the fixing upon this important
+ day has of course given rise to much conference and debate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Some slight difficulties and demurs have lately sprung up, originating in
+ the peculiar humours that are prevalent at the Hall. Thus, I have
+ overheard a very solemn consultation between Lady Lillycraft, the parson,
+ and Master Simon, as to whether the marriage ought not to be postponed
+ until the coming month.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With all the charms of the flowery month of May, there is, I find, an
+ ancient prejudice against it as a marrying month. An old proverb says, &ldquo;To
+ wed in May is to wed poverty.&rdquo; Now, as Lady Lillycraft is very much given
+ to believe in lucky and unlucky times and seasons, and indeed is very
+ superstitious on all points relating to the tender passion, this old
+ proverb seems to have taken great hold upon her mind. She recollects two
+ or three instances, in her own knowledge, of matches that took place in
+ this month, and proved very unfortunate. Indeed, an own cousin of hers,
+ who married on a May-day, lost her husband by a fall from his horse, after
+ they had lived happily together for twenty years.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The parson appeared to give great weight to her ladyship&rsquo;s objections, and
+ acknowledged the existence of a prejudice of the kind, not merely confined
+ to modern times, but prevalent likewise among the ancients. In
+ confirmation of this, he quoted a passage from Ovid, which had a great
+ effect on Lady Lillycraft, being given in a language which she did not
+ understand. Even Master Simon was staggered by it; for he listened with a
+ puzzled air; and then, shaking his head, sagaciously observed, that Ovid
+ was certainly a very wise man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From this sage conference I likewise gathered several other important
+ pieces of information, relative to weddings; such as that, if two were
+ celebrated in the same church, on the same day, the first would be happy,
+ the second unfortunate. If, on going to church, the bridal party should
+ meet the funeral of a female, it was an omen that the bride would die
+ first; if of a male, the bridegroom. If the newly-married couple were to
+ dance together on their wedding-day, the wife would thenceforth rule the
+ roast; with many other curious and unquestionable facts of the same
+ nature, all which made me ponder more than ever upon the perils which
+ surround this happy state, and the thoughtless ignorance of mortals as to
+ the awful risks they run in venturing upon it. I abstain, however, from
+ enlarging upon this topic, having no inclination to promote the increase
+ of bachelors.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Notwithstanding the due weight which the Squire gives to traditional saws
+ and ancient opinions, yet I am happy to find that he makes a firm stand
+ for the credit of this loving month, and brings to his aid a whole legion
+ of poetical authorities; all which, I presume, have been conclusive with
+ the young couple, as I understand they are perfectly willing to marry in
+ May, and abide the consequences. In a few days, therefore, the wedding is
+ to take place, and the Hall is in a buzz of anticipation. The housekeeper
+ is bustling about from morning till night, with a look full of business
+ and importance, having a thousand arrangements to make, the Squire
+ intending to keep open house on the occasion; and as to the house-maids,
+ you cannot look one of them in the face, but the rogue begins to colour up
+ and simper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While, however, this leading love affair is going on with a tranquillity
+ quite inconsistent with the rules of romance, I cannot say that the
+ under-plots are equally propitious. The &ldquo;opening bud of love&rdquo; between the
+ general and Lady Lillycraft seems to have experienced some blight in the
+ course of this genial season. I do not think the general has ever been
+ able to retrieve the ground he lost, when he fell asleep during the
+ captain&rsquo;s story. Indeed, Master Simon thinks his case is completely
+ desperate, her ladyship having determined that he is quite destitute of
+ sentiment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The season has been equally unpropitious to the lovelorn Phoebe Wilkins. I
+ fear the reader will be impatient at having this humble amour so often
+ alluded to; but I confess I am apt to take a great interest in the love
+ troubles of simple girls of this class. Few people have an idea of the
+ world of care and perplexity that these poor damsels have, in managing the
+ affairs of the heart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We talk and write about the tender passion; we give it all the colourings
+ of sentiment and romance, and lay the scene of its influence in high life;
+ but, after all, I doubt whether its sway is not more absolute among
+ females of an humbler sphere. How often, could we but look into the heart,
+ should we find the sentiment throbbing in all its violence in the bosom of
+ the poor lady&rsquo;s-maid, rather than in that of the brilliant beauty she is
+ decking out for conquest; whose brain is probably bewildered with beaux,
+ ball-rooms, and wax-light chandeliers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With these humble beings, love is an honest, engrossing concern. They have
+ no ideas of settlements, establishments, equipages, and pin-money. The
+ heart&mdash;the heart, is all-in-all with them, poor things! There is
+ seldom one of them but has her love cares, and love secrets; her doubts,
+ and hopes, and fears, equal to those of any heroine of romance, and ten
+ times as sincere. And then, too, there is her secret hoard of love
+ documents;&mdash;the broken sixpence, the gilded brooch, the lock of hair,
+ the unintelligible love scrawl, all treasured up in her box of Sunday
+ finery, for private contemplation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ How many crosses and trials is she exposed to from some lynx-eyed dame, or
+ staid old vestal of a mistress, who keeps a dragon watch over her virtue,
+ and scouts the lover from the door! But then, how sweet are the little
+ love scenes, snatched at distant intervals of holiday, and fondly dwelt on
+ through many a long day of household labour and confinement! If in the
+ country, it is the dance at the fair or wake, the interview in the
+ church-yard after service, or the evening stroll in the green lane. If in
+ town, it is perhaps merely a stolen moment of delicious talk between the
+ bars of the area, fearful every instant of being seen; and then, how
+ lightly will the simple creature carol all day afterwards at her labour!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Poor baggage! after all her crosses and difficulties, when she marries,
+ what is it but to exchange a life of comparative ease and comfort, for one
+ of toil and uncertainty? Perhaps, too, the lover for whom in the fondness
+ of her nature she has committed herself to fortune&rsquo;s freaks, turns out a
+ worthless churl, the dissolute, hard-hearted husband of low life; who,
+ taking to the ale-house, leaves her to a cheerless home, to labour,
+ penury, and child-bearing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When I see poor Phoebe going about with drooping eye, and her head hanging
+ &ldquo;all o&rsquo; one side,&rdquo; I cannot help calling to mind the pathetic little
+ picture drawn by Desdemona:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ My mother had a maid, called Barbara;
+ She was in love; and he she loved proved mad,
+ And did forsake her; she had a song of willow,
+ An old thing &lsquo;twas; but it express&rsquo;d her fortune,
+ And she died singing it.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I hope, however, that a better lot is in reserve for Phoebe Wilkins, and
+ that she may yet &ldquo;rule the roast,&rdquo; in the ancient empire of the Tibbets!
+ She is not fit to battle with hard hearts or hard times. She was, I am
+ told, the pet of her poor mother, who was proud of the beauty of her
+ child, and brought her up more tenderly than a village girl ought to be;
+ and ever since she has been left an orphan, the good ladies at the Hall
+ have completed the softening and spoiling of her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have recently observed her holding long conferences in the church-yard,
+ and up and down one of the lanes near the village, with Slingsby, the
+ schoolmaster. I at first thought the pedagogue might be touched with the
+ tender malady so prevalent in these parts of late; but I did him
+ injustice. Honest Slingsby, it seems, was a friend and crony of her late
+ father, the parish clerk; and is on intimate terms with the Tibbets
+ family. Prompted, therefore, by his good-will towards all parties, and
+ secretly instigated, perhaps, by the managing dame Tibbets, he has
+ undertaken to talk with Phoebe upon the subject. He gives her, however,
+ but little encouragement. Slingsby has a formidable opinion of the
+ aristocratical feeling of old Ready-Money, and thinks, if Phoebe were even
+ to make the matter up with the son, she would find the father totally
+ hostile to the match. The poor damsel, therefore, is reduced almost to
+ despair; and Slingsby, who is too good-natured not to sympathize in her
+ distress, has advised her to give up all thoughts of young Jack, and has
+ proposed as a substitute his learned coadjutor, the prodigal son. He has
+ even, in the fullness of his heart, offered to give up the school-house to
+ them; though it would leave him once more adrift in the wide world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0048" id="link2H_4_0048"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE HISTORIAN.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ <i>Hermione</i>. Pray you sit by us,
+ And tell&rsquo;s a tale.
+
+ <i>Mamilius</i>. Merry or sad shall&rsquo;t be?
+
+ <i>Hermione</i>. As merry as you will.
+
+ <i>Mamilius</i>. A sad tale&rsquo;s best for winter.
+ I have one of sprites and goblins.
+
+ <i>Hermione</i>. Let&rsquo;s have that, sir.
+
+ &mdash;<i>Winter&rsquo;s Tale</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ As this is a story-telling age, I have been tempted occasionally to give
+ the reader one of the many tales that are served up with supper at the
+ Hall. I might, indeed, have furnished a series almost equal in number to
+ the Arabian Nights; but some were rather hackneyed and tedious; others I
+ did not feel warranted in betraying into print; and many more were of the
+ old general&rsquo;s relating, and turned principally upon tiger-hunting,
+ elephant-riding, and Seringapatam; enlivened by the wonderful deeds of
+ Tippoo Saib, and the excellent jokes of Major Pendergast.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had all along maintained a quiet post at a corner of the table, where I
+ had been able to indulge my humour undisturbed: listening attentively when
+ the story was very good, and dozing a little when it was rather dull,
+ which I consider the perfection of auditorship.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was roused the other evening from a slight trance into which I had
+ fallen during one of the general&rsquo;s histories, by a sudden call from the
+ Squire to furnish some entertainment of the kind in my turn. Having been
+ so profound a listener to others, I could not in conscience refuse; but
+ neither my memory nor invention being ready to answer so unexpected a
+ demand, I begged leave to read a manuscript tale from the pen of my
+ fellow-countryman, the late Mr. Diedrich Knickerbocker, the historian of
+ New-York. As this ancient chronicler may not be better known to my readers
+ than he was to the company at the Hall, a word or two concerning him may
+ not be amiss, before proceeding to his manuscript.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Diedrich Knickerbocker was a native of New-York, a descendant from one of
+ the ancient Dutch families which originally settled that province, and
+ remained there after it was taken possession of by the English in 1664.
+ The descendants of these Dutch families still remain in villages and
+ neighbourhoods in various parts of the country, retaining with singular
+ obstinacy, the dresses, manners, and even language of their ancestors, and
+ forming a very distinct and curious feature in the motley population of
+ the State. In a hamlet whose spire may be seen from New-York, rising from
+ above the brow of a hill on the opposite side of the Hudson, many of the
+ old folks, even at the present day, speak English with an accent, and the
+ Dominie preaches in Dutch; and so completely is the hereditary love of
+ quiet and silence maintained, that in one of these drowsy villages, in the
+ middle of a warm summer&rsquo;s day, the buzzing of a stout bluebottle fly will
+ resound from one end of the place to the other.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With the laudable hereditary feeling thus kept up among these worthy
+ people, did Mr. Knickerbocker undertake to write a history of his native
+ city, comprising the reign of its three Dutch governors during the time
+ that it was yet under the domination of the Hogenmogens of Holland. In the
+ execution of this design, the little Dutchman has displayed great
+ historical research, and a wonderful consciousness of the dignity of his
+ subject. His work, however, has been so little understood, as to be
+ pronounced a mere work of humour, satirizing the follies of the times,
+ both in politics and morals, and giving whimsical views of human nature.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Be this as it may:&mdash;among the papers left behind him were several
+ tales of a lighter nature, apparently thrown together from materials which
+ he had gathered during his profound researches for his history, and which
+ he seems to have cast by with neglect, as unworthy of publication. Some of
+ these have fallen into my hands, by an accident which it is needless at
+ present to mention; and one of these very stories, with its prelude in the
+ words of Mr. Knickerbocker, I undertook to read, by way of acquitting
+ myself of the debt which I owed to the other story-tellers at the Hall. I
+ subjoin it, for such of my readers as are fond of stories.<a
+ href="#linknote-12" name="linknoteref-12" id="linknoteref-12"><small>12</small></a>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="linknote-12" id="linknote-12"> Note--></a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="foot">
+ 12 (<a href="#linknoteref-12">return</a>)<br /> [ I find that the tale of
+ Rip Van Winkle, given in the Sketch-Book, has been discovered by divers
+ writers in magazines to have been founded on a little German tradition,
+ and the matter has been revealed to the world as if it were a foul
+ instance of plagiarism marvellously brought to light. In a note which
+ follows that tale, I had alluded to the superstition on which it was
+ founded, and I thought a mere allusion was sufficient, as the tradition
+ was so notorious as to be inserted in almost every collection of German
+ legends. I had seen it myself in three. I could hardly have hoped,
+ therefore, in the present age, when every source of ghost and goblin story
+ is ransacked, that the origin of the tale would escape discovery. In fact,
+ I had considered popular traditions of the kind as fair foundations for
+ authors of fiction to build upon, and made use of the one in question
+ accordingly, I am not disposed to contest the matter, however, and indeed
+ consider myself so completely overpaid by the public for my trivial
+ performances, that I am content to submit to any deduction, which, in
+ their after-thoughts, they may think proper to make.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0049" id="link2H_4_0049"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE HAUNTED HOUSE.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ FROM THE MSS. OF THE LATE DIEDRICH KNICKERBOCKER.
+ </h3>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Formerly, almost every place had a house of this kind. If a house
+ was seated on some melancholy place, or built in some old romantic
+ manner, or if any particular accident had happened in it, such as
+ murder, sudden death, or the like, to be sure that house had a mark
+ set upon it, and was afterwards esteemed the habitation of a
+ ghost.
+
+ &mdash;BOURNE&rsquo;S <i>Antiquities</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In the neighbourhood of the ancient city of the Manhattoes, there stood,
+ not very many years since, an old mansion, which, when I was a boy, went
+ by the name of the Haunted House. It was one of the very few remains of
+ the architecture of the early Dutch settlers, and must have been a house
+ of some consequence at the time when it was built. It consisted of a
+ centre and two wings, the gable-ends of which were shaped like stairs. It
+ was built partly of wood, and partly of small Dutch bricks, such as the
+ worthy colonists brought with them from Holland, before they discovered
+ that bricks could be manufactured elsewhere. The house stood remote from
+ the road, in the centre of a large field, with an avenue of old locust<a
+ href="#linknote-13" name="linknoteref-13" id="linknoteref-13"><small>13</small></a>
+ trees leading up to it, several of which had been shivered by lightning,
+ and two or three blown down. A few apple-trees grow straggling about the
+ field; there were traces also of what had been a kitchen-garden; but the
+ fences were broken down, the vegetables had disappeared, or had grown
+ wild, and turned to little better than weeds, with here and there a ragged
+ rosebush, or a tall sunflower shooting up from among brambles, and hanging
+ its head sorrowfully, as if contemplating the surrounding desolation. Part
+ of the roof of the old house had fallen in, the windows were shattered,
+ the panels of the doors broken, and mended with rough boards; and there
+ were two rusty weathercocks at the ends of the house, which made a great
+ jingling and whistling as they whirled about, but always pointed wrong.
+ The appearance of the whole place was forlorn and desolate, at the best of
+ times; but, in unruly weather, the howling of the wind about the crazy old
+ mansion, the screeching of the weathercocks, the slamming and banging of a
+ few loose window-shutters, had altogether so wild and dreary an effect,
+ that the neighbourhood stood perfectly in awe of the place, and pronounced
+ it the rendezvous of hobgoblins. I recollect the old building well; for I
+ remember how many times, when an idle, unlucky urchin, I have prowled
+ round its precincts, with some of my graceless companions, on holiday
+ afternoons, when out on a freebooting cruise among the orchards. There was
+ a tree standing near the house, that bore the most beautiful and tempting
+ fruit; but then it was on enchanted ground, for the place was so charmed
+ by frightful stories that we dreaded to approach it. Sometimes we would
+ venture in a body, and get near the Hesperian tree, keeping an eye upon
+ the old mansion, and darting fearful glances into its shattered window;
+ when, just as we were about to seize upon our prize, an exclamation from
+ some one of the gang, or an accidental noise, would throw us all into a
+ panic, and we would scamper headlong from the place, nor stop until we had
+ got quite into the road. Then there were sure to be a host of fearful
+ anecdotes told of strange cries and groans, or of some hideous face
+ suddenly seen staring out of one of the windows. By degrees we ceased to
+ venture into these lonely grounds, but would stand at a distance and throw
+ stones at the building; and there was something fearfully pleasing in the
+ sound, as they rattled along the roof, or sometimes struck some jingling
+ fragments of glass out of the windows.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="linknote-13" id="linknote-13"> Note--></a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="foot">
+ 13 (<a href="#linknoteref-13">return</a>)<br /> [ Acacias.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The origin of this house was lost in the obscurity that covers the early
+ period of the province, while under the government of their high
+ mightinesses the states-general. Some reported it to have been a country
+ residence of Wilhelmus Kieft, commonly called the Testy, one of the Dutch
+ governors of New-Amsterdam; others said that it had been built by a naval
+ commander who served under Van Tromp, and who, on being disappointed of
+ preferment, retired from the service in disgust, became a philosopher
+ through sheer spite, and brought over all his wealth to the province, that
+ he might live according to his humour, and despise the world. The reason
+ of its having fallen to decay, was likewise a matter of dispute; some said
+ that it was in chancery, and had already cost more than its worth in legal
+ expenses; but the most current, and, of course, the most probable account,
+ was that it was haunted, and that nobody could live quietly in it. There
+ can, in fact, be very little doubt that this last was the case, there were
+ so many corroborating stories to prove it,&mdash;not an old woman in the
+ neighbourhood but could furnish at least a score. There was a gray-headed
+ curmudgeon of a negro that lived hard by, who had a whole budget of them
+ to tell, many of which had happened to himself. I recollect many a time
+ stopping with my schoolmates, and getting him to relate some. The old
+ crone lived in a hovel, in the midst of a small patch of potatoes and
+ Indian corn, which his master had given him on setting him free. He would
+ come to us, with his hoe in his hand, and as we sat perched, like a row of
+ swallows, on the rail of the fence, in the mellow twilight of a summer
+ evening, he would tell us such fearful stories, accompanied by such awful
+ rollings of his white eyes, that we were almost afraid of our own
+ footsteps as we returned home afterwards in the dark.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Poor old Pompey! many years are past since he died, and went to keep
+ company with the ghosts he was so fond of talking about. He was buried in
+ a comer of his own little potato-patch; the plough soon passed over his
+ grave, and levelled it with the rest of the field, and nobody thought any
+ more of the gray-headed negro. By a singular chance, I was strolling in
+ that neighbourhood several years afterwards, when I had grown up to be a
+ young man, and I found a knot of gossips speculating on a skull which had
+ just been turned up by a ploughshare. They of course determined it to be
+ the remains of some one that had been murdered, and they had raked up with
+ it some of the traditionary tales of the haunted house. I knew it at once
+ to be the relic of poor Pompey, but I held my tongue; for I am too
+ considerate of other people&rsquo;s enjoyment, ever to mar a story of a ghost or
+ a murder. I took care, however, to see the bones of my old friend once
+ more buried in a place where they were not likely to be disturbed. As I
+ sat on the turf and watched the interment, I fell into a long conversation
+ with an old gentleman of the neighbourhood, John Josse Vandermoere, a
+ pleasant gossiping man, whose whole life was spent in hearing and telling
+ the news of the province. He recollected old Pompey, and his stories about
+ the Haunted House; but he assured me he could give me one still more
+ strange than any that Pompey had related: and on my expressing a great
+ curiosity to hear it, he sat down beside me on the turf, and told the
+ following tale. I have endeavoured to give it as nearly as possible in his
+ words; but it is now many years since, and I am grown old, and my memory
+ is not over-good, I cannot therefore vouch for the language, but I am
+ always scrupulous as to facts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0050" id="link2H_4_0050"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ DOLPH HEYLIGER.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;I take the town of Concord, where I dwell,
+ All Kilborn be my witness, if I were not
+ Begot in bashfulness, brought up in shamefacedness.
+ Let &lsquo;un bring a dog but to my vace that can
+ Zay I have beat &lsquo;un, and without a vault;
+ Or but a cat will swear upon a book,
+ I have as much as zet a vire her tail,
+ And I&rsquo;ll give him or her a crown for &lsquo;mends.&rdquo;
+
+ &mdash;<i>Tale of a Tub</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In the early time of the province of New-York, while it groaned under the
+ tyranny of the English governor, Lord Cornbury, who carried his cruelties
+ towards the Dutch inhabitants so far as to allow no Dominie, or
+ schoolmaster, to officiate in their language, without his special license;
+ about this time, there lived in the jolly little old city of the
+ Manhattoes, a kind motherly dame, known by the name of Dame Heyliger. She
+ was the widow of a Dutch sea-captain, who died suddenly of a fever, in
+ consequence of working too hard, and eating too heartily, at the time when
+ all the inhabitants turned out in a panic, to fortify the place against
+ the invasion of a small French privateer.<a href="#linknote-14"
+ name="linknoteref-14" id="linknoteref-14"><small>14</small></a> He left
+ her with very little money, and one infant son, the only survivor of
+ several children. The good woman had need of much management, to make both
+ ends meet, and keep up a decent appearance. However, as her husband had
+ fallen a victim to his zeal for the public safety, it was universally
+ agreed that &ldquo;something ought to be done for the widow;&rdquo; and on the hopes
+ of this &ldquo;something&rdquo; she lived tolerably for some years; in the meantime,
+ every body pitied and spoke well of her; and that helped along.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="linknote-14" id="linknote-14"> Note--></a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="foot">
+ 14 (<a href="#linknoteref-14">return</a>)<br /> [ 1705.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She lived in a small house, in a small street, called Garden-street, very
+ probably from a garden which may have flourished there some time or other.
+ As her necessities every year grew greater, and the talk of the public
+ about doing &ldquo;something for her&rdquo; grew less, she had to cast about for some
+ mode of doing something for herself, by way of helping out her slender
+ means, and maintaining her independence, of which she was somewhat
+ tenacious.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Living in a mercantile town, she had caught something of the spirit, and
+ determined to venture a little in the great lottery of commerce. On a
+ sudden, therefore, to the great surprise of the street, there appeared at
+ her window a grand array of gingerbread kings and queens, with their arms
+ stuck a-kimbo, after the invariable royal manner. There were also several
+ broken tumblers, some filled with sugar-plums, some with marbles; there
+ were, moreover, cakes of various kinds, and barley sugar, and Holland
+ dolls, and wooden horses, with here and there gilt-covered picture-books,
+ and now and then a skein of thread, or a dangling pound of candles. At the
+ door of the house sat the good old dame&rsquo;s cat, a decent demure-looking
+ personage, that seemed to scan every body that passed, to criticise their
+ dress, and now and then to stretch her neck, and look out with sudden
+ curiosity, to see what was going on at the other end of the street; but if
+ by chance any idle vagabond dog came by, and offered to be uncivil&mdash;hoity-toity!&mdash;how
+ she would bristle up, and growl, and spit, and strike out her paws! she
+ was as indignant as ever was an ancient and ugly spinster, on the approach
+ of some graceless profligate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But though the good woman had to come down to these humble means of
+ subsistence, yet she still kept up a feeling of family pride, having
+ descended from the Vanderspiegels, of Amsterdam; and she had the family
+ arms painted and framed, and hung over her mantel-piece. She was, in
+ truth, much respected by all the poorer people of the place; her house was
+ quite a resort of the old wives of the neighbourhood; they would drop in
+ there of a winter&rsquo;s afternoon, as she sat knitting on one side of her
+ fire-place, her cat purring on the other, and the tea-kettle singing
+ before it; and they would gossip with her until late in the evening. There
+ was always an arm-chair for Peter de Groodt, sometimes called Long Peter,
+ and sometimes Peter Longlegs, the clerk and sexton of the little Lutheran
+ church, who was her great crony, and indeed the oracle of her fire-side.
+ Nay, the Dominie himself did not disdain, now and then, to step in,
+ converse about the state of her mind, and take a glass of her special good
+ cherry-brandy. Indeed, he never failed to call on new-year&rsquo;s day, and wish
+ her a happy new year; and the good dame, who was a little vain on some
+ points, always piqued herself on giving him as large a cake as any one in
+ town.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have said that she had one son. He was the child of her old age; but
+ could hardly be called the comfort&mdash;for, of all unlucky urchins,
+ Dolph Heyliger was the most mischievous. Not that the whipster was really
+ vicious; he was only full of fun and frolic, and had that daring, gamesome
+ spirit, which is extolled in a rich man&rsquo;s child, but execrated in a poor
+ man&rsquo;s. He was continually getting into scrapes: his mother was incessantly
+ harassed with complaints of some waggish pranks which he had played off;
+ bills were sent in for windows that he had broken; in a word, he had not
+ reached his fourteenth year before he was pronounced, by all the
+ neighbourhood, to be a &ldquo;wicked dog, the wickedest dog in the street!&rdquo; Nay,
+ one old gentleman, in a claret-coloured coat, with a thin red face, and
+ ferret eyes, went so far as to assure Dame Heyliger, that her son would,
+ one day or other, come to the gallows!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Yet, notwithstanding all this, the poor old soul loved her boy. It seemed
+ as though she loved him the better, the worse he behaved; and that he grew
+ more in her favour, the more he grew out of favour with the world. Mothers
+ are foolish, fond-hearted beings; there&rsquo;s no reasoning them out of their
+ dotage; and, indeed, this poor woman&rsquo;s child was all that was left to love
+ her in this world;&mdash;so we must not think it hard that she turned a
+ deaf ear to her good friends, who sought to prove to her that Dolph would
+ come to a halter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To do the varlet justice, too, he was strongly attached to his parent. He
+ would not willingly have given her pain on any account; and when he had
+ been doing wrong, it was but for him to catch his poor mother&rsquo;s eye fixed
+ wistfully and sorrowfully upon him, to fill his heart with bitterness and
+ contrition. But he was a heedless youngster, and could not, for the life
+ of him, resist any new temptation to fun and mischief. Though quick at his
+ learning, whenever he could be brought to apply himself, yet he was always
+ prone to be led away by idle company, and would play truant to hunt after
+ birds&rsquo;-nests, to rob orchards, or to swim in the Hudson.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In this way he grew up, a tall, lubberly boy; and his mother began to be
+ greatly perplexed what to do with him, or how to put him in a way to do
+ for himself; for he had acquired such an unlucky reputation, that no one
+ seemed willing to employ him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Many were the consultations that she held with Peter de Groodt, the clerk
+ and sexton, who was her prime counsellor. Peter was as much perplexed as
+ herself, for he had no great opinion of the boy, and thought he would
+ never come to good. He at one time advised her to send him to sea&mdash;a
+ piece of advice only given in the most desperate cases; but Dame Heyliger
+ would not listen to such an idea; she could not think of letting Dolph go
+ out of her sight. She was sitting one day knitting by her fireside, in
+ great perplexity, when the sexton entered with an air of unusual vivacity
+ and briskness. He had just come from a funeral. It had been that of a boy
+ of Dolph&rsquo;s years, who had been apprentice to a famous German doctor, and
+ had died of a consumption. It is true, there had been a whisper that the
+ deceased had been brought to his end by being made the subject of the
+ doctor&rsquo;s experiments, on which he was apt to try the effects of a new
+ compound, or a quieting draught. This, however, it is likely, was a mere
+ scandal; at any rate, Peter de Groodt did not think it worth mentioning;
+ though, had we time to philosophize, it would be a curious matter for
+ speculation, why a doctor&rsquo;s family is apt to be so lean and cadaverous,
+ and a butcher&rsquo;s so jolly and rubicund.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Peter de Groodt, as I said before, entered the house of Dame Heyliger,
+ with unusual alacrity. He was full of a bright idea that had popped into
+ his head at the funeral, and over which he had chuckled as he shovelled
+ the earth into the grave of the doctor&rsquo;s disciple. It had occurred to him,
+ that, as the situation of the deceased was vacant at the doctor&rsquo;s, it
+ would be the very place for Dolph. The boy had parts, and could pound a
+ pestle and run an errand with any boy in the town-and what more was wanted
+ in a student?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The suggestion of the sage Peter was a vision of glory to the mother. She
+ already saw Dolph, in her mind&rsquo;s eye, with a cane at his nose, a knocker
+ at his door, and an M.D. at the end of his name&mdash;one of the
+ established dignitaries of the town.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The matter, once undertaken, was soon effected; the sexton had some
+ influence with the doctor, they having had much dealing together in the
+ way of their separate professions; and the very next morning he called and
+ conducted the urchin, clad in his Sunday clothes, to undergo the
+ inspection of Dr. Karl Lodovick Knipperhausen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They found the doctor seated in an elbow-chair, in one corner of his
+ study, or laboratory, with a large volume, in German print, before him. He
+ was a short, fat man, with a dark, square face, rendered more dark by a
+ black velvet cap. He had a little, knobbed nose, not unlike the ace of
+ spades, with a pair of spectacles gleaming on each side of his dusky
+ countenance, like a couple of bow-windows.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dolph felt struck with awe, on entering into the presence of this learned
+ man; and gazed about him with boyish wonder at the furniture of this
+ chamber of knowledge, which appeared to him almost as the den of a
+ magician. In the centre stood a claw-footed table, with pestle and mortar,
+ phials and gallipots, and a pair of small, burnished scales. At one end
+ was a heavy clothes-press, turned into a receptacle for drugs and
+ compounds; against which hung the doctor&rsquo;s hat and cloak, and gold-headed
+ cane, and on the top grinned a human skull. Along the mantelpiece were
+ glass vessels, in which were snakes and lizards, and a human foetus
+ preserved in spirits. A closet, the doors of which were taken off,
+ contained three whole shelves of books, and some, too, of mighty folio
+ dimensions&mdash;a collection, the like of which Dolph had never before
+ beheld. As, however, the library did not take up the whole of the closet,
+ the doctor&rsquo;s thrifty housekeeper had occupied the rest with pots of
+ pickles and preserves; and had hung about the room, among awful implements
+ of the healing art, strings of red pepper and corpulent cucumbers,
+ carefully preserved for seed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Peter de Groodt, and his protégé, were received with great gravity and
+ stateliness by the doctor, who was a very wise, dignified little man, and
+ never smiled. He surveyed Dolph from head to foot, above, and under, and
+ through his spectacles; and the poor lad&rsquo;s heart quailed as these great
+ glasses glared on him like two full moons. The doctor heard all that Peter
+ de Groodt had to say in favour of the youthful candidate; and then,
+ wetting his thumb with the end of his tongue, he began deliberately to
+ turn over page after page of the great black volume before him. At length,
+ after many hums and haws, and strokings of the chin, and all that
+ hesitation and deliberation with which a wise man proceeds to do what he
+ intended to do from the very first, the doctor agreed to take the lad as a
+ disciple; to give him bed, board, and clothing, and to instruct him in the
+ healing art; in return for which, he was to have his services until his
+ twenty-first year.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Behold, then, our hero, all at once transformed from an unlucky urchin,
+ running wild about the streets, to a student of medicine, diligently
+ pounding a pestle, under the auspices of the learned Doctor Karl Lodovick
+ Knipperhausen. It was a happy transition for his fond old mother. She was
+ delighted with the idea of her boy&rsquo;s being brought up worthy of his
+ ancestors; and anticipated the day when he would be able to hold up his
+ head with the lawyer, that lived in the large house opposite; or,
+ peradventure, with the Dominie himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Doctor Knipperhausen was a native of the Palatinate of Germany; from
+ whence, in company with many of his countrymen, he had taken refuge in
+ England, on account of religious persecution. He was one of nearly three
+ thousand Palatines, who came over from England in 1710, under the
+ protection of Governor Hunter. Where the doctor had studied, how he had
+ acquired his medical knowledge, and where he had received his diploma, it
+ is hard at present to say, for nobody knew at the time; yet it is certain
+ that his profound skill and abstruse knowledge were the talk and wonder of
+ the common people, far and near.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His practice was totally different from that of any other physician;
+ consisting in mysterious compounds, known only to himself, in the
+ preparing and administering of which, it was said, he always consulted the
+ stars. So high an opinion was entertained of his skill, particularly by
+ the German and Dutch inhabitants, that they always resorted to him in
+ desperate cases. He was one of those infallible doctors, that are always
+ effecting sudden and surprising cures, when the patient has been given up
+ by all the regular physicians; unless, as is shrewdly observed, the case
+ has been left too long before it was put into their hands. The doctor&rsquo;s
+ library was the talk and marvel of the neighbourhood, I might almost say
+ of the entire burgh. The good people looked with reverence at a man that
+ had read three whole shelves full of books, and some of them, too, as
+ large as a family Bible. There were many disputes among the members of the
+ little Lutheran church, as to which was the wiser man, the doctor or the
+ Dominie. Some of his admirers even went so far as to say, that he knew
+ more than the governor himself-in a word, it was thought that there was no
+ end to his knowledge!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No sooner was Dolph received into the doctor&rsquo;s family, than he was put in
+ possession of the lodging of his predecessor. It was a garret-room of a
+ steep-roofed Dutch house, where the rain patted on the shingles, and the
+ lightning gleamed, and the wind piped through the crannies in stormy
+ weather; and where whole troops of hungry rats, like Don Cossacks,
+ galloped about in defiance of traps and ratsbane.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was soon up to his ears in medical studies, being employed, morning,
+ noon, and night, in rolling pills, filtering tinctures, or pounding the
+ pestle and mortar, in one corner of the laboratory; while the doctor would
+ take his seat in another corner, when he had nothing else to do, or
+ expected visitors, and, arrayed in his morning-gown and velvet cap, would
+ pore over the contents of some folio volume. It is true, that the regular
+ thumping of Dolph&rsquo;s pestle, or, perhaps, the drowsy buzzing of the summer
+ flies, would now and then lull the little man into a slumber; but then his
+ spectacles were always wide awake, and studiously regarding the book.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was another personage in the house, however, to whom Dolph was
+ obliged to pay allegiance. Though a bachelor, and a man of such great
+ dignity and importance, yet the doctor was, like many other wise men,
+ subject to petticoat government. He was completely under the sway of his
+ housekeeper; a spare, busy, fretting housewife, in a little, round,
+ quilted, German cap, with a huge bunch of keys jingling at the girdle of
+ an exceedingly long waist. Frau Ilsé (or Frow Ilsy, as it was pronounced)
+ had accompanied him in his various migrations from Germany to England, and
+ from England to the province; managing his establishment and himself too:
+ ruling him, it is true, with a gentle hand, but carrying a high hand with
+ all the world beside. How she had acquired such ascendency, I do not
+ pretend to say. People, it is true, did talk&mdash;but have not people
+ been prone to talk ever since the world began? Who can tell how women
+ generally contrive to get the upper hand? A husband, it is true, may now
+ and then be master in his own house; but who ever knew a bachelor that was
+ not managed by his housekeeper?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Indeed, Frau Ilsy&rsquo;s power was not confined to the doctor&rsquo;s household. She
+ was one of those prying gossips that know every one&rsquo;s business better than
+ they do themselves; and whose all-seeing eyes, and all-telling tongues,
+ are terrors throughout a neighbourhood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nothing of any moment transpired in the world of scandal of this little
+ burgh, but it was known to Frau Ilsy. She had her crew of cronies, that
+ were perpetually hurrying to her little parlour, with some precious bit of
+ news; nay, she would sometimes discuss a whole volume of secret history,
+ as she held the street-door ajar, and gossiped with one of these garrulous
+ cronies in the very teeth of a December blast.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Between the doctor and the housekeeper, it may easily be supposed that
+ Dolph had a busy life of it. As Frau Ilsy kept the keys, and literally
+ ruled the roast, it was starvation to offend her, though he found the
+ study of her temper more perplexing even than that of medicine. When not
+ busy in the laboratory, she kept him running hither and thither on her
+ errands; and on Sundays he was obliged to accompany her to and from
+ church, and carry her Bible. Many a time has the poor varlet stood
+ shivering and blowing his fingers, or holding his frost-bitten nose, in
+ the church-yard, while Ilsy and her cronies were huddled together, wagging
+ their heads, and tearing some unlucky character to pieces.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With all his advantages, however, Dolph made very slow progress in his
+ art. This was no fault of the doctor&rsquo;s, certainly, for he took unwearied
+ pains with the lad, keeping him close to the pestle and mortar, or on the
+ trot about town with phials and pill-boxes; and if he ever flagged in his
+ industry, which he was rather apt to do, the doctor would fly into a
+ passion, and ask him if he ever expected to learn his profession, unless
+ he applied himself closer to the study. The fact is, he still retained the
+ fondness for sport and mischief that had marked his childhood; the habit,
+ indeed, had strengthened with his years, and gained force from being
+ thwarted and constrained. He daily grew more and more untractable, and
+ lost favour in the eyes both of the doctor and the housekeeper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the meantime the doctor went on, waxing wealthy and renowned. He was
+ famous for his skill in managing cases not laid down in the books. He had
+ cured several old women and young girls of witchcraft; a terrible
+ complaint, nearly as prevalent in the province in those days as
+ hydrophobia is at present. He had even restored one strapping country girl
+ to perfect health, who had gone so far as to vomit crooked pins and
+ needles; which is considered a desperate stage of the malady. It was
+ whispered, also, that he was possessed of the art of preparing
+ love-powders; and many applications had he in consequence from love-sick
+ patients of both sexes. But all these cases formed the mysterious part of
+ his practice, in which, according to the cant phrase, &ldquo;secrecy and honour
+ might be depended on.&rdquo; Dolph, therefore, was obliged to turn out of the
+ study whenever such consultations occurred, though it is said he learnt
+ more of the secrets of the art at the key-hole, than by all the rest of
+ his studies put together.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As the doctor increased in wealth, he began to extend his possessions, and
+ to look forward, like other great men, to the time when he should retire
+ to the repose of a country-seat. For this purpose he had purchased a farm,
+ or, as the Dutch settlers called it, a <i>bowerie</i>, a few miles from
+ town. It had been the residence of a wealthy family, that had returned
+ some time since to Holland. A large mansion-house stood in the centre of
+ it, very much out of repair, and which, in consequence of certain reports,
+ had received the appellation of the Haunted House. Either from these
+ reports, or from its actual dreariness, the doctor had found it impossible
+ to get a tenant; and, that the place might not fall to ruin before he
+ could reside in it himself, he had placed a country boor, with his family,
+ in one wing, with the privilege of cultivating the farm on shares.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The doctor now felt all the dignity of a landholder rising within him. He
+ had a little of the German pride of territory in his composition, and
+ almost looked upon himself as owner of a principality. He began to
+ complain of the fatigue of business; and was fond of riding out &ldquo;to look
+ at his estate.&rdquo; His little expeditions to his lands were attended with a
+ bustle and parade that created a sensation throughout the neighbourhood.
+ His wall-eyed horse stood, stamping and whisking off the flies, for a full
+ hour before the house. Then the doctor&rsquo;s saddle-bags would be brought out
+ and adjusted; then, after a little while, his cloak would be rolled up and
+ strapped to the saddle; then his umbrella would be buckled to the cloak;
+ while, in the meantime, a group of ragged boys, that observant class of
+ beings, would gather before the door. At length, the doctor would issue
+ forth, in a pair of jack-boots that reached above his knees, and a cocked
+ hat flapped down in front. As he was a short, fat man, he took some time
+ to mount into the saddle; and when there, he took some time to have the
+ saddle and stirrups properly adjusted, enjoying the wonder and admiration
+ of the urchin crowd. Even after he had set off, he would pause in the
+ middle of the street, or trot back two or three times to give some parting
+ orders; which were answered by the housekeeper from the door, or Dolph
+ from the study, or the black cook from the cellar, or the chambermaid from
+ the garret-window; and there were generally some last words bawled after
+ him, just as he was turning the corner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The whole neighbourhood would be aroused by this pomp and circumstance.
+ The cobbler would leave his last; the barber would thrust out his frizzed
+ head, with a comb sticking in it; a knot would collect at the grocer&rsquo;s
+ door; and the word would be buzzed from one end of the street to the
+ other, &ldquo;The doctor&rsquo;s riding out to his country-seat.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These were golden moments for Dolph. No sooner was the doctor out of
+ sight, than pestle and mortar were abandoned; the laboratory was left to
+ take care of itself, and the student was off on some madcap frolic.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Indeed, it must be confessed, the youngster, as he grew up, seemed in a
+ fair way to fulfil the prediction of the old claret-coloured gentleman. He
+ was the ringleader of all holiday sports, and midnight gambols; ready for
+ all kinds of mischievous pranks, and harebrained adventures.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is nothing so troublesome as a hero on a small scale, or, rather, a
+ hero in a small town. Dolph soon became the abhorrence of all drowsy,
+ housekeeping old citizens, who hated noise, and had no relish for waggery.
+ The good dames, too, considered him as little better than a reprobate,
+ gathered their daughters under their wings whenever he approached, and
+ pointed him out as a warning to their sons. No one seemed to hold him in
+ much regard, excepting the wild striplings of the place, who were
+ captivated by his open-hearted, daring manners, and the negroes, who
+ always look upon every idle, do-nothing youngster as a kind of gentleman.
+ Even the good Peter de Groodt, who had considered himself a kind of patron
+ of the lad, began to despair of him; and would shake his head dubiously,
+ as he listened to a long complaint from the housekeeper, and sipped a
+ glass of her raspberry brandy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Still his mother was not to be wearied out of her affection, by all the
+ waywardness of her boy; nor disheartened by the stories of his misdeeds,
+ with which her good friends were continually regaling her. She had, it is
+ true, very little of the pleasure which rich people enjoy, in always
+ hearing their children praised; but she considered all this ill-will as a
+ kind of persecution which he suffered, and she liked him the better on
+ that account. She saw him growing up, a fine, tall, good-looking
+ youngster, and she looked at him with the secret pride of a mother&rsquo;s
+ heart. It was her great desire that Dolph should appear like a gentleman,
+ and all the money she could save went towards helping out his pocket and
+ his wardrobe. She would look out of the window after him, as he sallied
+ forth in his best array, and her heart would yearn with delight; and once,
+ when Peter de Groodt, struck with the youngster&rsquo;s gallant appearance on a
+ bright Sunday morning, observed, &ldquo;Well, after all, Dolph does grow a
+ comely fellow!&rdquo; the tear of pride started into the mother&rsquo;s eye: &ldquo;Ah,
+ neighbour! neighbour!&rdquo; exclaimed she, &ldquo;they may say what they please; poor
+ Dolph will yet hold up his head with the best of them.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dolph Heyliger had now nearly attained his one-and-twentieth year, and the
+ term of his medical studies was just expiring; yet it must be confessed
+ that he knew little more of the profession than when he first entered the
+ doctor&rsquo;s doors. This, however, could not be from want of quickness of
+ parts, for he showed amazing aptness in mastering other branches of
+ knowledge, which he could only have studied at intervals. He was, for
+ instance, a sure marksman, and won all the geese and turkeys at Christmas
+ holidays. He was a bold rider; he was famous for leaping and wrestling; he
+ played tolerably on the fiddle; could swim like a fish; and was the best
+ hand in the whole place at fives or nine-pins.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All these accomplishments, however, procured him no favour in the eyes of
+ the doctor, who grew more and more crabbed and intolerant, the nearer the
+ term of apprenticeship approached. Frau Ilsy, too, was for ever finding
+ some occasion to raise a windy tempest about his ears; and seldom
+ encountered him about the house, without a clatter of the tongue; so that
+ at length the jingling of her keys, as she approached, was to Dolph like
+ the ringing of the prompter&rsquo;s bell, that gives notice of a theatrical
+ thunder-storm. Nothing but the infinite good-humour of the heedless
+ youngster, enabled him to bear all this domestic tyranny without open
+ rebellion. It was evident that the doctor and his housekeeper were
+ preparing to beat the poor youth out of the nest, the moment his term
+ should have expired; a shorthand mode which the doctor had of providing
+ for useless disciples.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Indeed, the little man had been rendered more than usually irritable
+ lately, in consequence of various cares and vexations which his country
+ estate had brought upon him. The doctor had been repeatedly annoyed by the
+ rumours and tales which prevailed concerning the old mansion; and found it
+ difficult to prevail even upon the countryman and his family to remain
+ there rent-free. Every time he rode out to the farm, he was teased by some
+ fresh complaint of strange noises and fearful sights, with which the
+ tenants were disturbed at night; and the doctor would come home fretting
+ and fuming, and vent his spleen upon the whole household. It was indeed a
+ sore grievance, that affected him both in pride and purse. He was
+ threatened with an absolute loss of the profits of his property; and then,
+ what a blow to his territorial consequence, to be the landlord of a
+ haunted house!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was observed, however, that with all his vexation, the doctor never
+ proposed to sleep in the house himself; nay, he could never be prevailed
+ upon to remain in the premises after dark, but made the best of his way
+ for town, as soon as the bats began to flit about in the twilight. The
+ fact was, the doctor had a secret belief in ghosts, having passed the
+ early part of his life in a country where they particularly abound; and
+ indeed the story went, that, when a boy, he had once seen the devil upon
+ the Hartz mountains in Germany.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length, the doctor&rsquo;s vexations on this head were brought to a crisis.
+ One morning, as he sat dozing over a volume in his study, he was suddenly
+ started from his slumbers by the bustling in of the housekeeper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Here&rsquo;s a fine to do!&rdquo; cried she, as she entered the room. &ldquo;Here&rsquo;s Claus
+ Hopper come in, bag and baggage, from the farm, and swears he&rsquo;ll have
+ nothing more to do with it. The whole family have been frightened out of
+ their wits; for there&rsquo;s such racketing and rummaging about the old house,
+ that they can&rsquo;t sleep quiet in their beds!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Donner und blitzen!&rdquo; cried the doctor, impatiently; &ldquo;will they never have
+ done chattering about that house? What a pack of fools, to let a few rats
+ and mice frighten them out of good quarters!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Nay, nay,&rdquo; said the housekeeper, wagging her head knowingly, and piqued
+ at having a good ghost story doubted, &ldquo;there&rsquo;s more in it than rats and
+ mice. All the neighbourhood talks about the house; and then such sights
+ have been seen in it! Peter de Groodt tells me, that the family that sold
+ you the house and went to Holland, dropped several strange hints about it,
+ and said, &lsquo;they wished you joy of your bargain;&rsquo; and you know yourself
+ there&rsquo;s no getting any family to live in it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Peter de Groodt&rsquo;s a ninny&mdash;an old woman,&rdquo; said the doctor,
+ peevishly; &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll warrant he&rsquo;s been filling these people&rsquo;s heads full of
+ stories. It&rsquo;s just like his nonsense about the ghost that haunted the
+ church belfry, as an excuse for not ringing the bell that cold night when
+ Hermanus Brinkerhoff&rsquo;s house was on fire. Send Claus to me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Claus Hopper now made his appearance: a simple country lout, full of awe
+ at finding himself in the very study of Dr. Knipperhausen, and too much
+ embarrassed to enter into much detail of the matters that had caused his
+ alarm. He stood twirling his hat in one hand, resting sometimes on one
+ leg, sometimes on the other, looking occasionally at the doctor, and now
+ and then stealing a fearful glance at the death&rsquo;s-head that seemed ogling
+ him from the top of the clothes-press;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The doctor tried every means to persuade him to return to the farm, but
+ all in vain; he maintained a dogged determination on the subject; and at
+ the close of every argument or solicitation, would make the same brief,
+ inflexible reply, &ldquo;Ich kan nicht, mynheer.&rdquo; The doctor was a &ldquo;little pot,
+ and soon hot;&rdquo; his patience was exhausted by these continual vexations
+ about his estate. The stubborn refusal of Claus Hopper seemed to him like
+ flat rebellion; his temper suddenly boiled over, and Claus was glad to
+ make a rapid retreat to escape scalding.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the bumpkin got to the housekeeper&rsquo;s room, he found Peter de Groodt,
+ and several other true believers, ready to receive him. Here he
+ indemnified himself for the restraint he had suffered in the study, and
+ opened a budget of stories about the haunted house that astonished all his
+ hearers. The housekeeper believed them all, if it was only to spite the
+ doctor for having received her intelligence so uncourteously. Peter de
+ Groodt matched them with many a wonderful legend of the times of the Dutch
+ dynasty, and of the Devil&rsquo;s Stepping-stones; and of the pirate that was
+ hanged at Gibbet Island, and continued to swing there at night long after
+ the gallows was taken down; and of the ghost of the unfortunate Governor
+ Leisler, who was hanged for treason, which haunted the old fort and the
+ government house. The gossiping knot dispersed, each charged with direful
+ intelligence. The sexton disburdened himself at a vestry meeting that was
+ held that very day, and the black cook forsook her kitchen, and spent half
+ the day at the street pump, that gossiping place of servants, dealing
+ forth the news to all that came for water. In a little time, the whole
+ town was in a buzz with tales about the haunted house. Some said that
+ Claus Hopper had seen the devil, while others hinted that the house was
+ haunted by the ghosts of some of the patients whom the doctor had
+ physicked out of the world, and that was the reason why he did not venture
+ to live in it himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All this put the little doctor in a terrible fume. He threatened vengeance
+ on any one who should affect the value of his property by exciting popular
+ prejudices. He complained loudly of thus being in a manner dispossessed of
+ his territories by mere bugbears; but he secretly determined to have the
+ house exorcised by the Dominie. Great was his relief, therefore, when, in
+ the midst of his perplexities, Dolph stepped forward and undertook to
+ garrison the haunted house. The youngster had been listening to all the
+ stories of Claus Hopper and Peter de Groodt: he was fond of adventure, he
+ loved the marvellous, and his imagination had become quite excited by
+ these tales of wonder. Besides, he had led such an uncomfortable life at
+ the doctor&rsquo;s, being subjected to the intolerable thraldom of early hours,
+ that he was delighted at the prospect of having a house to himself, even
+ though it should be a haunted one. His offer was eagerly accepted, and it
+ was determined that he should mount guard that very night. His only
+ stipulation was, that the enterprise should be kept secret from his
+ mother; for he knew the poor soul would not sleep a wink, if she knew that
+ her son was waging war with the powers of darkness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When night came on, he set out on this perilous expedition. The old black
+ cook, his only friend in the household, had provided him with a little
+ mess for supper, and a rushlight; and she tied round his neck an amulet,
+ given her by an African conjurer, as a charm against evil spirits. Dolph
+ was escorted on his way by the doctor and Peter de Groodt, who had agreed
+ to accompany him to the house, and to see him safe lodged. The night was
+ overcast, and it was very dark when they arrived at the grounds which
+ surrounded the mansion. The sexton led the way with a lantern. As they
+ walked along the avenue of acacias, the fitful light, catching from bush
+ to bush, and tree to tree, often startled the doughty Peter, and made him,
+ fall back upon his followers; and the doctor grabbed still closer hold of
+ Dolph&rsquo;s arm, observing that the ground was very slippery and uneven. At
+ one time they were nearly put to a total rout by a bat, which came
+ flitting about the lantern; and the notes of the insects from the trees,
+ and the frogs from a neighbouring pond, formed a most drowsy and doleful
+ concert.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The front door of the mansion opened with a grating sound, that made the
+ doctor turn pale. They entered a tolerably large hall, such as is common
+ in American country-houses, and which serves for a sitting-room in warm
+ weather. From hence they went up a wide staircase, that groaned and
+ creaked as they trod, every step making its particular note, like the key
+ of a harpsichord. This led to another hall on the second story, from
+ whence they entered the room where Dolph was to sleep. It was large, and
+ scantily furnished; the shutters were closed; but as they were much
+ broken, there was no want of a circulation of air. It appeared to have
+ been that sacred chamber, known among Dutch housewives by the name of &ldquo;the
+ best bed-room;&rdquo; which is the best furnished room in the house, but in
+ which scarce any body is ever permitted to sleep. Its splendour, however,
+ was all at an end. There were a few broken articles of furniture about the
+ room, and in the centre stood a heavy deal table and a large arm-chair,
+ both of which had the look of being coeval with the mansion. The
+ fire-place was wide, and had been faced with Dutch tiles, representing
+ scripture stories; but some of them had fallen out of their places, and
+ lay shattered about the hearth. The sexton had lit the rushlight; and the
+ doctor, looking fearfully about the room, was just exhorting Dolph to be
+ of good cheer, and to pluck up a stout heart, when a noise in the chimney,
+ like voices and struggling, struck a sudden panic into the sexton. He took
+ to his heels with the lantern; the doctor followed hard after him; the
+ stairs groaned and creaked as they hurried down, increasing their
+ agitation and speed by its noises. The front door slammed after them; and
+ Dolph heard them scrabbling down the avenue, till the sound of their feet
+ was lost in the distance. That he did not join in this precipitate
+ retreat, might have been owing to his possessing a little more courage
+ than his companions, or perhaps that he had caught a glimpse of the cause
+ of their dismay, in a nest of chimney swallows, that came tumbling down
+ into the fire-place.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Being now left to himself, he secured the front door by a strong bolt and
+ bar; and having seen that the other entrances were fastened, he returned
+ to his desolate chamber. Having made his supper from the basket which the
+ good old cook had provided, he locked the chamber door, and retired to
+ rest on a mattress in one corner. The night was calm and still; and
+ nothing broke upon the profound quiet but the lonely chirping of a cricket
+ from the chimney of a distant chamber. The rushlight, which stood in the
+ centre of the deal table, shed a feeble yellow ray, dimly illumining the
+ chamber, and making uncouth shapes and shadows on the walls, from the
+ clothes which Dolph had thrown over a chair.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With all his boldness of heart, there was something subduing in this
+ desolate scene; and he felt his spirits flag within him, as he lay on his
+ hard bed and gazed about the room. He was turning over in his mind his
+ idle habits, his doubtful prospects, and now and then heaving a heavy
+ sigh, as he thought on his poor old mother; for there is nothing like the
+ silence and loneliness of night to bring dark shadows over the brightest
+ mind. By-and-by, he thought he heard a sound as if some one was walking
+ below stairs. He listened, and distinctly heard a step on the great
+ staircase. It approached solemnly and slowly, tramp&mdash;tramp&mdash;tramp!
+ It was evidently the tread of some heavy personage; and yet how could he
+ have got into the house without making a noise? He had examined all the
+ fastenings, and was certain that every entrance was secure. Still the
+ steps advanced, tramp&mdash;tramp&mdash;tramp! It was evident that the
+ person approaching could not be a robber&mdash;the step was too loud and
+ deliberate; a robber would either be stealthy or precipitate. And now the
+ footsteps had ascended the staircase; they were slowly advancing along the
+ passage, resounding through the silent and empty apartments. The very
+ cricket had ceased its melancholy note, and nothing interrupted their
+ awful distinctness. The door, which had been locked on the inside, slowly
+ swung open, as if self-moved. The footsteps entered the room; but no one
+ was to be seen. They passed slowly and audibly across it, tramp&mdash;tramp&mdash;tramp!
+ but whatever made the sound was invisible. Dolph rubbed his eyes, and
+ stared about him; he could see to every part of the dimly-lighted chamber;
+ all was vacant; yet still he heard those mysterious footsteps, solemnly
+ walking about the chamber. They ceased, and all was dead silence. There
+ was something more appalling in this invisible visitation, than there
+ would have been in anything that addressed itself to the eyesight. It was
+ awfully vague and indefinite. He felt his heart beat against his ribs; a
+ cold sweat broke out upon his forehead; he lay for some time in a state of
+ violent agitation; nothing, however, occurred to increase his alarm. His
+ light gradually burnt down into the socket, and he fell asleep. When he
+ awoke it was broad daylight; the sun was peering through the cracks of the
+ window-shutters, and the birds were merrily singing about the house. The
+ bright, cheery day soon put to flight all the terrors of the preceding
+ night. Dolph laughed, or rather tried to laugh, at all that had passed,
+ and endeavoured to persuade himself that it was a mere freak of the
+ imagination, conjured up by the stories he had heard; but he was a little
+ puzzled to find the door of his room locked on the inside, notwithstanding
+ that he had positively seen it swing open as the footsteps had entered. He
+ returned to town in a state of considerable perplexity; but he determined
+ to say nothing on the subject, until his doubts were either confirmed or
+ removed by another night&rsquo;s watching. His silence was a grievous
+ disappointment to the gossips who had gathered at the doctor&rsquo;s mansion.
+ They had prepared their minds to hear direful tales; and they were almost
+ in a rage at being assured that he had nothing to relate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next night, then, Dolph repeated his vigil. He now entered the house
+ with some trepidation. He was particular in examining the fastenings of
+ all the doors, and securing them well. He locked the door of his chamber,
+ and placed a chair against it; then, having despatched his supper, he
+ threw himself on his mattress and endeavoured to sleep. It was all in vain&mdash;a
+ thousand crowding fancies kept him waking. The time slowly dragged on, as
+ if minutes were spinning out themselves into hours. As the night advanced,
+ he grew more and more nervous; and he almost started from his couch, when
+ he heard the mysterious footstep again on the staircase. Up it came, as
+ before, solemnly and slowly, tramp&mdash;tramp&mdash;tramp! It approached
+ along the passage; the door again swung open, as if there had been neither
+ lock nor impediment, and a strange-looking figure stalked into the room.
+ It was an elderly man, large and robust, clothed in the old Flemish
+ fashion. He had on a kind of short cloak, with a garment under it, belted
+ round the waist; trunk hose, with great bunches or bows at the knees; and
+ a pair of russet boots, very large at top, and standing widely from his
+ legs. His hat was broad and slouched, with a feather trailing over one
+ side. His iron-gray hair hung in thick masses on his neck; and he had a
+ short grizzled beard. He walked slowly round the room, as if examining
+ that all was safe; then, hanging his hat on a peg beside the door, he sat
+ down in the elbow-chair, and, leaning his elbow on the table, he fixed his
+ eyes on Dolph with an unmoving and deadening stare.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dolph was not naturally a coward; but he had been brought up in an
+ implicit belief in ghosts and goblins. A thousand stories came swarming to
+ his mind, that he had heard about this building; and as he looked at this
+ strange personage, with his uncouth garb, his pale visage, his grizzly
+ beard, and his fixed, staring, fish-like eye, his teeth began to chatter,
+ his hair to rise on his head, and a cold sweat to break out all over his
+ body. How long he remained in this situation he could not tell, for he was
+ like one fascinated. He could not take his gaze off from the spectre; but
+ lay staring at him with his whole intellect absorbed in the contemplation.
+ The old man remained seated behind the table, without stirring or turning
+ an eye, always keeping a dead steady glare upon Dolph. At length the
+ household cock from a neighbouring farm clapped his wings, and gave a loud
+ cheerful crow that rung over the fields. At the sound, the old man slowly
+ rose and took down his hat from the peg; the door opened and closed after
+ him; he was heard to go slowly down the staircase&mdash;tramp&mdash;tramp&mdash;tramp!
+ &mdash;and when he had got to the bottom, all was again silent. Dolph lay
+ and listened earnestly; counted every footfall; listened and listened if
+ the steps should return&mdash;until, exhausted by watching and agitation,
+ he fell into a troubled sleep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Daylight again brought fresh courage and assurance. He would fain have
+ considered all that had passed as a mere dream; yet there stood the chair
+ in which the unknown had seated himself; there was the table on which he
+ had leaned; there was the peg on which he had hung his hat; and there was
+ the door, locked precisely as he himself had locked it, with the chair
+ placed against it. He hastened down-stairs and examined the doors and
+ windows; all were exactly in the same state in which he had left them, and
+ there was no apparent way by which any being could have entered and left
+ the house without leaving some trace behind. &ldquo;Pooh!&rdquo; said Dolph to
+ himself, &ldquo;it was all a dream;&rdquo;&mdash;but it would not do; the more he
+ endeavoured to shake the scene off from his mind, the more it haunted him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Though he persisted in a strict silence as to all that he had seen or
+ heard, yet his looks betrayed the uncomfortable night that he had passed.
+ It was evident that there was something wonderful hidden under this
+ mysterious reserve. The doctor took him into the study,&mdash;locked the
+ door, and sought to have a full and confidential communication; but he
+ could get nothing out of him. Frau Ilsy took him aside into the pantry,
+ but to as little purpose; and Peter de Groodt held him by the button for a
+ full hour in the church-yard, the very place to get at the bottom of a
+ ghost story, but came off not a whit wiser than the rest. It is always the
+ case, however, that one truth concealed makes a dozen current lies. It is
+ like a guinea locked up in a bank, that has a dozen paper representatives.
+ Before the day was over, the neighbourhood was full of reports. Some said
+ that Dolph Heyliger watched in the haunted house with pistols loaded with
+ silver bullets; others, that he had a long talk with the spectre without a
+ head; others, that Doctor Knipperhausen and the sexton had been hunted
+ down the Bowery lane, and quite into town, by a legion of ghosts of their
+ customers. Some shook their heads, and thought it a shame that the doctor
+ should put Dolph to pass the night alone in that dismal house, where he
+ might be spirited away, no one knew whither; while others observed, with a
+ shrug, that if the devil did carry off the youngster, it would be but
+ taking his own.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These rumours at length reached the ears of the good Dame Heyliger, and,
+ as may be supposed, threw her into a terrible alarm. For her son to have
+ opposed himself to danger from living foes, would have been nothing so
+ dreadful in her eyes as to dare alone the terrors of the haunted house.
+ She hastened to the doctor&rsquo;s, and passed a great part of the day in
+ attempting to dissuade Dolph from repeating his vigil; she told him a
+ score of tales, which her gossiping friends had just related to her, of
+ persons who had been carried off when watching alone in old ruinous
+ houses. It was all to no effect. Dolph&rsquo;s pride, as well as curiosity, was
+ piqued. He endeavoured to calm the apprehensions of his mother, and to
+ assure her that there was no truth in all the rumours she had heard; she
+ looked at him dubiously, and shook her head; but finding his determination
+ was not to be shaken, she brought him a little thick Dutch Bible, with
+ brass clasps, to take with him, as a sword wherewith to fight the powers
+ of darkness; and, lest that might not be sufficient, the housekeeper gave
+ him the Heidelburgh catechism by way of dagger.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next night, therefore, Dolph took up his quarters for the third time
+ in the old mansion. Whether dream or not, the same thing was repeated.
+ Towards midnight, when every thing was still, the same sound echoed
+ through the empty halls&mdash;tramp&mdash;tramp&mdash;tramp! The stairs
+ were again ascended; the door again swung open; the old man entered,
+ walked round the room, hung up his hat, and seated himself by the table.
+ The same fear and trembling came over poor Dolph, though not in so violent
+ a degree. He lay in the same way, motionless and fascinated, staring at
+ the figure, which regarded him, as before, with a dead, fixed, chilling
+ gaze. In this way they remained for a long time, till, by degrees, Dolph&rsquo;s
+ courage began gradually to revive. Whether alive or dead, this being had
+ certainly some object in his visitation; and he recollected to have heard
+ it said, that spirits have no power to speak until they are spoken to.
+ Summoning up resolution, therefore, and making two or three attempts
+ before he could get his parched tongue in motion, he addressed the unknown
+ in the most solemn form of adjuration that he could recollect, and
+ demanded to know what was the motive of his visit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No sooner had he finished, than the old man rose, took down his hat, the
+ door opened, and he went out, looking back upon Dolph just as he crossed
+ the threshold, as if expecting him to follow. The youngster did not
+ hesitate an instant. He took the candle in his hand, and the Bible under
+ his arm, and obeyed the tacit invitation. The candle emitted a feeble,
+ uncertain ray; but still he could see the figure before him, slowly
+ descend the stairs. He followed, trembling. When it had reached the bottom
+ of the stairs, it turned through the hall towards the back door of the
+ mansion. Dolph held the light over the balustrades; but, in his eagerness
+ to catch a sight of the unknown, he flared his feeble taper so suddenly,
+ that it went out. Still there was sufficient light from the pale
+ moonbeams, that fell through a narrow window, to give him an indistinct
+ view of the figure, near the door. He followed, therefore, down-stairs,
+ and turned towards the place; but when he had got there, the unknown had
+ disappeared. The door remained fast barred and bolted; there was no other
+ mode of exit; yet the being, whatever he might be, was gone. He unfastened
+ the door, and looked out into the fields. It was a hazy, moonlight night,
+ so that the eye could distinguish objects at some distance. He thought he
+ saw the unknown in a footpath that led from the door. He was not mistaken;
+ but how had he got out of the house? He did not pause to think, but
+ followed on. The old man proceeded at a measured pace, without looking
+ about him, his footsteps sounding on the hard ground. He passed through
+ the orchard of apple-trees that stood near the house, always keeping the
+ footpath. It led to a well, situated in a little hollow, which had
+ supplied the farm with water. Just at this well, Dolph lost sight of him.
+ He rubbed his eyes, and looked again; but nothing was to be seen of the
+ unknown. He reached the well, but nobody was there. All the surrounding
+ ground was open and clear; there was no bush nor hiding-place. He looked
+ down the well, and saw, at a great depth, the reflection of the sky in the
+ still water. After remaining here for some time, without seeing or hearing
+ any thing more of his mysterious conductor, he returned to the house, full
+ of awe and wonder. He bolted the door, groped his way back to bed, and it
+ was long before he could compose himself to sleep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His dreams were strange and troubled. He thought he was following the old
+ man along the side of a great river, until they came to a vessel that was
+ on the point of sailing; and that his conductor led him on board and
+ vanished. He remembered the commander of the Tessel, a short swarthy man,&mdash;with
+ crisped black hair, blind of one eye, and lame of one leg; but the rest of
+ his dream was very confused. Sometimes he was sailing; sometimes on shore;
+ now amidst storms and tempests, and now wandering quietly in unknown
+ streets. The figure of the old man was strangely mingled up with the
+ incidents of the dream; and the whole distinctly wound up by his finding
+ himself on board of the vessel again, returning home, with a great bag of
+ money!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When he woke, the gray, cool light of dawn was streaking the horizon, and
+ the cocks passing the reveil from farm to farm throughout the country. He
+ rose more harassed and perplexed than ever. He was singularly confounded
+ by all that he had seen and dreamt, and began to doubt whether his mind
+ was not affected, and whether all that was passing in his thoughts might
+ not be mere feverish fantasy. In his present state of mind, he did not
+ feel disposed to return immediately to the doctor&rsquo;s, and undergo the
+ cross-questioning of the household. He made a scanty breakfast, therefore,
+ on the remains of the last night&rsquo;s provisions, and then wandered out into
+ the fields to meditate on all that had befallen him. Lost in thought, he
+ rambled about, gradually approaching the town, until the morning was far
+ advanced, when he was roused by a hurry and bustle around him. He found
+ himself near the water&rsquo;s edge, in a throng of people, hurrying to a pier,
+ where there was a vessel ready to make sail. He was unconsciously carried
+ along by the impulse of the crowd, and found that it was a sloop, on the
+ point of sailing up the Hudson to Albany. There was much leave-taking and
+ kissing of old women and children, and great activity in carrying on board
+ baskets of bread and cakes, and provisions of all kinds, notwithstanding,
+ the mighty joints of meat that dangled over the stern; for a voyage to
+ Albany was an expedition of great moment in those days. The commander of
+ the sloop was hurrying about, and giving a world of orders, which were not
+ very strictly attended to; one man being busy in lighting his pipe, and
+ another in sharpening his snicker-snee.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The appearance of the commander suddenly caught Dolph&rsquo;s attention. He was
+ short and swarthy, with crisped black hair; blind of one eye, and lame of
+ one leg&mdash;the very commander that he had seen in his dream! Surprised
+ and aroused, he considered the scene more attentively, and recalled still
+ further traces of his dream: the appearance of the vessel, of the river,
+ and of a variety of other objects, accorded with the imperfect images
+ vaguely rising to recollection.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As he stood musing on these circumstances, the captain suddenly called out
+ to him in Dutch, &ldquo;Step on board, young man, or you&rsquo;ll be left behind!&rdquo; He
+ was startled by the sum mons; he saw that the sloop was cast loose, and
+ was actually moving from the pier; it seemed as if he was actuated by some
+ irresistible impulse; he sprang upon the deck, and the next moment the
+ sloop was hurried off by the wind and tide. Dolph&rsquo;s thoughts and feelings
+ were all in tumult and confusion. He had been strongly worked upon by the
+ events that had recently befallen him, and could not but think that there
+ was some connexion between his present situation and his last night&rsquo;s
+ dream. He felt as if he was under supernatural influence; and he tried to
+ assure himself with an old and favourite maxim of his, that &ldquo;one way or
+ other, all would turn out for the best.&rdquo; For a moment, the indignation of
+ the doctor at his departure without leave, passed across his mind&mdash;but
+ that was matter of little moment. Then he thought of the distress of his
+ mother at his strange disappearance, and the idea gave him a sudden pang;
+ he would have entreated to be put on shore; but he knew with such wind and
+ tide the entreaty would have been in vain. Then, the inspiring love of
+ novelty and adventure came rushing in full tide through his bosom; he felt
+ himself launched strangely and suddenly on the world, and under full way
+ to explore the regions of wonder that lay up this mighty river, and beyond
+ those blue mountains that had bounded his horizon since childhood. While
+ he was lost in this whirl of thought, the sails strained to the breeze;
+ the shores seemed to hurry away behind him; and, before he perfectly
+ recovered his self-possession, the sloop was ploughing her way past
+ Spiking-devil and Yonkers, and the tallest chimney of the Manhattoes had
+ faded from his sight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have said, that a voyage up the Hudson in those days was an undertaking
+ of some moment; indeed, it was as much thought of as a voyage to Europe is
+ at present. The sloops were often many days on the way; the cautious
+ navigators taking in sail when it blew fresh, and coming to anchor at
+ night; and stopping to send the boat ashore for milk for tea, without
+ which it was impossible for the worthy old lady passengers to subsist. And
+ there were the much-talked-of perils of the Tappaan Zee, and the
+ highlands. In short, a prudent Dutch burgher would talk of such a voyage
+ for months, and even years, beforehand; and never undertook it without
+ putting his affairs in order, making his will, and having prayers said for
+ him in the Low Dutch churches.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the course of such a voyage, therefore, Dolph was satisfied he would
+ have time enough to reflect, and to make up his mind as to what he should
+ do when he arrived at Albany. The captain, with his blind eye and lame
+ leg, would, it is true, bring his strange dream to mind, and perplex him
+ sadly for a few moments; but, of late, his life had been made up so much
+ of dreams and realities, his nights and days had been so jumbled together,
+ that he seemed to be moving continually in a delusion. There is always,
+ however, a kind of vagabond consolation in a man&rsquo;s having nothing in this
+ world to lose; with this Dolph comforted his heart, and determined to make
+ the most of the present enjoyment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the second day of the voyage they came to the highlands. It was the
+ latter part of a calm, sultry day, that they floated gently with the tide
+ between these stern mountains. There was that perfect quiet which prevails
+ over nature in the languor of summer heat; the turning of a plank, or the
+ accidental falling of an oar on deck, was echoed from the mountain side
+ and reverberated along the shores; and if by chance the captain gave a
+ shout of command, there were airy tongues that mocked it from every cliff.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dolph gazed about him in mute delight and wonder, at these scenes of
+ nature&rsquo;s magnificence. To the left the Dunderberg reared its woody
+ precipices, height over height, forest over forest, away into the deep
+ summer sky. To the right strutted forth the bold promontory of Anthony&rsquo;s
+ Nose, with a solitary eagle wheeling about it; while beyond, mountain
+ succeeded to mountain, until they seemed to lock their arms together, and
+ confine this mighty river in their embraces. There was a feeling of quiet
+ luxury in gazing at the broad, green bosoms here and there scooped out
+ among the precipices; or at woodlands high in air, nodding over the edge
+ of some beetling bluff, and their foliage all transparent in the yellow
+ sunshine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the midst of his admiration, Dolph remarked a pile of bright, snowy
+ clouds peering above the western heights. It was succeeded by another, and
+ another, each seemingly pushing onwards its predecessor, and towering,
+ with dazzling brilliancy, in the deep-blue atmosphere: and now muttering
+ peals of thunder were faintly heard rolling behind the mountains. The
+ river, hitherto still and glassy, reflecting pictures of the sky and land,
+ now showed a dark ripple at a distance, as the breeze came creeping up it.
+ The fish-hawks wheeled and screamed, and sought their nests on the high
+ dry trees; the crows flew clamorously to the crevices of the rocks, and
+ all nature seemed conscious of the approaching thunder-gust.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The clouds now rolled in volumes over the mountain tops; their summits
+ still bright and snowy, but the lower parts of an inky blackness. The rain
+ began to patter down in broad and scattered drops; the wind freshened, and
+ curled up the waves; at length it seemed as if the bellying clouds were
+ torn open by the mountain tops, and complete torrents of rain came
+ rattling down. The lightning leaped from cloud to cloud, and streamed
+ quivering against the rocks, splitting and rending the stoutest forest
+ trees. The thunder burst in tremendous explosions; the peals were echoed
+ from mountain to mountain; they crashed upon Dunderberg, and rolled up the
+ long defile of the highlands, each headland making a new echo, until old
+ Bull hill seemed to bellow back the storm.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For a time the scudding rack and mist, and the sheeted rain, almost hid
+ the landscape from the sight. There was a fearful gloom, illumined still
+ more fearfully by the streams of lightning which glittered among the
+ rain-drops. Never had Dolph beheld such an absolute warring of the
+ elements: it seemed as if the storm was tearing and rending its way
+ through this mountain defile, and had brought all the artillery of heaven
+ into action.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The vessel was hurried on by the increasing wind, until she came to where
+ the river makes a sudden bend, the only one in the whole course of its
+ majestic career.<a href="#linknote-15" name="linknoteref-15"
+ id="linknoteref-15"><small>15</small></a> Just as they turned the point, a
+ violent flaw of wind came sweeping down a mountain gully, bending the
+ forest before it, and, in a moment, lashing up the river into white froth
+ and foam. The captain saw the danger, and cried out to lower the sail.
+ Before the order could be obeyed, the flaw struck the sloop, and threw her
+ on her beam-ends. Everything was now fright and confusion: the flapping of
+ the sails, the whistling and rushing of the wind, the bawling of the
+ captain and crew, the shrieking of the passengers, all mingled with the
+ rolling and bellowing of the thunder. In the midst of the uproar, the
+ sloop righted; at the same time the mainsail shifted, the boom came
+ sweeping the quarter-deck, and Dolph, who was gazing unguardedly at the
+ clouds, found himself, in a moment, floundering in the river.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="linknote-15" id="linknote-15"> Note--></a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="foot">
+ 15 (<a href="#linknoteref-15">return</a>)<br /> [ This must have been the
+ bend at West-Point.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For once in his life, one of his idle accomplishments was of use to him.
+ The many truant hours which he had devoted to sporting in the Hudson, had
+ made him an expert swimmer, yet, with all his strength and skill, he found
+ great difficulty in reaching the shore. His disappearance from the deck
+ had not been noticed by the crew, who were all occupied by their own
+ danger. The sloop was driven along with inconceivable rapidity. She had
+ hard work to weather a long promontory on the eastern shore, round which
+ the river turned, and which completely shut her from Dolph&rsquo;s view.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was on a point of the western shore that he landed, and, scrambling up
+ the rocks, he threw himself, faint and exhausted, at the foot of a tree.
+ By degrees, the thunder-gust passed over. The clouds rolled away to the
+ east, where they lay piled in feathery masses, tinted with the last rosy
+ rays of the sun. The distant play of the lightning might be seen about the
+ dark bases, and now and then might be heard the faint muttering of the
+ thunder. Dolph rose, and sought about to see if any path led from the
+ shore; but all was savage and trackless. The rocks were piled upon each
+ other; great trunks of trees lay shattered about, as they had been blown
+ down by the strong winds which draw through these mountains, or had fallen
+ through age. The rocks, too, were overhung with wild vines and briers,
+ which completely matted themselves together, and opposed a barrier to all
+ ingress; every movement that he made, shook down a shower from the
+ dripping foliage. He attempted to scale one of these almost perpendicular
+ heights; but, though strong and agile, he found it an Herculean
+ undertaking. Often he was supported merely by crumbling projections of the
+ rock, and sometimes he clung to roots and branches of trees, and hung
+ almost suspended in the air. The wood-pigeon came cleaving his whistling
+ flight by him, and the eagle screamed from the brow of the impending
+ cliff. As he was thus clambering, he was on the point of seizing hold of a
+ shrub to aid his ascent, when something rustled among the leaves, and he
+ saw a snake quivering along like lightning, almost from under his hand. It
+ coiled itself up immediately, in an attitude of defiance, with flattened
+ head, distended jaws, and quickly-vibrating tongue, that played like a
+ little flame about its mouth. Dolph&rsquo;s heart turned faint within him, and
+ he had well-nigh let go his hold, and tumbled down the precipice. The
+ serpent stood on the defensive but for an instant; it was an instinctive
+ movement of defence; and finding there was no attack, it glided away into
+ a cleft of the rock. Dolph&rsquo;s eye followed with fearful intensity; and he
+ saw at a glance that he was in the vicinity of a nest of adders, that lay
+ knotted, and writhing, and hissing in the chasm. He hastened with all
+ speed to escape from so frightful a neighbourhood. His imagination was
+ full of this new horror; he saw an adder in every curling vine, and heard
+ the tail of a rattlesnake in every dry leaf that rustled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length he succeeded in scrambling to the summit of a precipice; but it
+ was covered by a dense forest. Wherever he could gain a look-out between
+ the trees, he saw that the coast rose in heights and cliffs, one rising
+ beyond another, until huge mountains overtopped the whole. There were no
+ signs of cultivation, nor any smoke curling amongst the trees, to indicate
+ a human residence. Every thing was wild and solitary. As he was standing
+ on the edge of a precipice that overlooked a deep ravine fringed with
+ trees, his feet detached a great fragment of rock; it fell, crashing its
+ way through the tree tops, down into the chasm. A loud whoop, or rather
+ yell, issued from the bottom of the glen; the moment after, there was the
+ report of a gun; and a ball came whistling over his head, cutting the
+ twigs and leaves, and burying itself deep in the bark of a chestnut-tree.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dolph did not wait for a second shot, but made a precipitate retreat;
+ fearing every moment to hear the enemy in pursuit. He succeeded, however,
+ in returning unmolested to the shore, and determined to penetrate no
+ farther into a country so beset with savage perils.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He sat himself down, dripping, disconsolately, on a wet stone. What was to
+ be done? Where was he to shelter himself? The hour of repose was
+ approaching; the birds were seeking their nests, the bat began to flit
+ about in the twilight, and the night-hawk soaring high in heaven, seemed
+ to be calling out the stars. Night gradually closed in, and wrapped every
+ thing in gloom; and though it was the latter part of summer, yet the
+ breeze, stealing along the river, and among these dripping forests, was
+ chilly and penetrating, especially to a half-drowned man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As he sat drooping and despondent in this comfortless condition, he
+ perceived a light gleaming through the trees near the shore, where the
+ winding of the river made a deep bay. It cheered him with the hopes that
+ here might be some human habitation, where he might get something to
+ appease the clamorous cravings of his stomach, and, what was equally
+ necessary in his shipwrecked condition, a comfortable shelter for the
+ night. It was with extreme difficulty that he made his way towards the
+ light, along ledges of rocks down which he was in danger of sliding into
+ the river, and over great trunks of fallen trees; some of which had been
+ blown down in the late storm, and lay so thickly together, that he had to
+ struggle through their branches. At length he came to the brow of a rock
+ that overhung a small dell, from whence the light proceeded. It was from a
+ fire at the foot of a great tree, that stood in the midst of a grassy
+ interval, or plat, among the rocks. The fire cast up a red glare among the
+ gray crags and impending trees; leaving chasms of deep gloom, that
+ resembled entrances to caverns. A small brook rippled close by, betrayed
+ by the quivering reflection of the flame. There were two figures moving
+ about the fire, and others squatted before it. As they were between him
+ and the light, they were in complete shadow; but one of them happening to
+ move round to the opposite side, Dolph was startled at perceiving, by the
+ full glare falling on painted features, and glittering on silver
+ ornaments, that he was an Indian. He now looked more narrowly, and saw
+ guns leaning against a tree, and a dead body lying on the ground.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dolph began to doubt whether he was not in a worse condition than before;
+ here was the very foe that had fired at him from the glen. He endeavoured
+ to retreat quietly, not caring to entrust himself to these half-human
+ beings in so savage and lonely a place. It was too late: the Indian, with
+ that eagle quickness of eye so remarkable in his race, perceived something
+ stirring among the bushes on the rock: he seized one of the guns that
+ leaned against the tree; one moment more, and Dolph might have had his
+ passion for adventure cured by a bullet. He hallooed loudly, with the
+ Indian salutation of friendship: the whole party sprang upon their feet;
+ the salutation was returned, and the straggler was invited to join them at
+ the fire.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On approaching, he found, to his consolation, that the party was composed
+ of white men as well as Indians. One, who was evidently the principal
+ personage, or commander, was seated on the trunk of a tree before the
+ fire. He was a large, stout man, somewhat advanced in life, but hale and
+ hearty. His face was bronzed almost to the colour of an Indian&rsquo;s; he had
+ strong but rather jovial features, an aquiline nose, and a mouth shaped
+ like a mastiff&rsquo;s. His face was half thrown in shade by a broad hat, with a
+ buck&rsquo;s-tail in it. His gray hair hung short in his neck. He wore a
+ hunting-frock, with Indian leggings, and moccasons, and a tomahawk in the
+ broad wampum belt round his waist. As Dolph caught a distinct view of his
+ person and features, he was struck with something that reminded him of the
+ old man of the haunted house. The man before him, however, was different
+ in his dress and age; he was more cheery, too, in his aspect, and it was
+ hard to define where the vague resemblance lay&mdash;but a resemblance
+ there certainly was. Dolph felt some degree of awe in approaching him; but
+ was assured by the frank, hearty welcome with which he was received. As he
+ case his eyes about, too, he was still further encouraged, by perceiving
+ that the dead body, which had caused him some alarm, was that of a deer;
+ and his satisfaction was complete, in discerning, by the savoury steams
+ which issued from a kettle suspended by a hooked stick over the fire, that
+ there was a part cooking for the evening&rsquo;s repast.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He now found that he had fallen in with a rambling hunting party, such as
+ often took place in those days among the settlers along the river. The
+ hunter is always hospitable; and nothing makes men more social and
+ unceremonious, than meeting in the wilderness. The commander of the party
+ poured him out a dram of cheering liquor, which he gave him with a merry
+ leer, to warm his heart; arid ordered one of his followers to fetch some
+ garments from a pinnace, which was moored in a cove close by, while those
+ in which our hero was dripping might be dried before the fire.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dolph found, as he had suspected, that the shot from the glen, which had
+ come so near giving him his quietus when on the precipice, was from the
+ party before him. He had nearly crushed one of them by the fragment of
+ rock which he had detached; and the jovial old hunter, in the broad hat
+ and buck-tail, had fired at the place where he saw the bushes move,
+ supposing it to be some wild animal. He laughed heartily at the blunder;
+ it being what is considered an exceeding good joke among hunters; &ldquo;but
+ faith, my lad,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;if I had but caught a glimpse of you to take
+ sight at, you would have followed the rock. Antony Vander Heyden is seldom
+ known to miss his aim.&rdquo; These last words were at once a clue to Dolph&rsquo;s
+ curiosity; and a few questions let him completely into the character of
+ the man before him, and of his band of woodland rangers. The commander in
+ the broad hat and hunting-frock, was no less a personage than the Heer
+ Antony Vander Heyden, of Albany, of whom Dolph had many a time heard. He
+ was, in fact, the hero of many a story; being a man of singular humours
+ and whimsical habits, that were matters of wonder to his quiet Dutch
+ neighbours. As he was a man of property, having had a father before him,
+ from whom he inherited large tracts of wild land, and whole barrels full
+ of wampum, he could indulge his humours without control. Instead of
+ staying quietly at home, eating and drinking at regular meal times;
+ amusing himself by smoking his pipe on the bench before the door, and then
+ turning into a comfortable bed at night; he delighted in all kinds of
+ rough, wild expeditions. He was never so happy as when on a hunting party
+ in the wilderness, sleeping under trees or bark sheds, or cruising down
+ the river, or on some woodland lake, fishing and hunting, and living the
+ Lord knows how.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was a great friend to Indians, and to an Indian mode of life; which he
+ considered true natural liberty and manly enjoyment. When at home, he had
+ always several Indian hangers-on, who loitered about his house, sleeping
+ like hounds in the sunshine, or preparing hunting and fishing-tackle for
+ some new expedition, or shooting at marks with bows and arrows.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Over these vagrant beings, Heer Antony had as perfect command as a
+ huntsman over his pack; though they were great nuisances to the regular
+ people of his neighbourhood. As he was a rich man, no one ventured to
+ thwart his humours; indeed, he had a hearty, joyous manner about him, that
+ made him universally popular. He would troll a Dutch song, as he tramped
+ along the street; hail every one a mile off; and when he entered a house,
+ he would slap the good man familiarly on the back, shake him by the hand
+ till he roared, and kiss his wife and daughters before his face&mdash;in
+ short, there was no pride nor ill-humour about Heer Antony.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Besides his Indian hangers-on, he had three or four humble friends among
+ the white men, who looked up to him as a patron, and had the run of his
+ kitchen, and the favour of being taken with him occasionally on his
+ expeditions. It was with a medley of such retainers that he was at present
+ on a cruise along the shores of the Hudson, in a pinnace which he kept for
+ his own recreation. There were two white men with him, dressed partly in
+ the Indian style, with moccasons and hunting-shirts; the rest of his crew
+ consisted of four favourite Indians. They had been prowling about the
+ river, without any definite object until thay found themselves in the
+ highlands; where they had passed two or three days, hunting the deer which
+ still lingered among these mountains.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It is a lucky circumstance, young man,&rdquo; said Antony Vander Heyden, &ldquo;that
+ you happened to be knocked overboard to-day, as to-morrow morning we start
+ early on our return homewards, and you might then have looked in vain for
+ a meal among the mountains&mdash;but come, lads, stir about! stir about!
+ Let&rsquo;s see what prog we have for supper; the kettle has boiled long enough;
+ my stomach cries cupboard; and I&rsquo;ll warrant our guest is in no mood to
+ dally with his trencher.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was a bustle now in the little encampment. One took off the kettle,
+ and turned a part of the contents into a huge wooden bowl; another
+ prepared a flat rock for a table; while a third brought various utensils
+ from the pinnace, which was moored close by; and Heer Antony himself
+ brought a flask or two of precious liquor from his own private locker&mdash;knowing
+ his boon companions too well to trust any of them with the key.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A rude but hearty repast was soon spread; consisting of venison smoking
+ from the kettle, with cold bacon, boiled Indian corn, and mighty loaves of
+ good brown household bread. Never had Dolph made a more delicious repast;
+ and when he had washed it down with two or three draughts from the Heer
+ Antony&rsquo;s flask, and felt the jolly liquor sending its warmth through his
+ veins, and glowing round his very heart, he would not have changed his
+ situation, no, not with the governor of the province.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Heer Antony, too, grew chirping and joyous; told half-a-dozen fat
+ stories, at which his white followers laughed immoderately, though the
+ Indians, as usual, maintained an invincible gravity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This is your true life, my boy!&rdquo; said he, slapping Dolph on the shoulder;
+ &ldquo;a man is never a man till he can defy wind and weather, range woods and
+ wilds, sleep under a tree, and live on bass-wood leaves!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And then would he sing a stave or two of a Dutch drinking song, swaying a
+ short squab Dutch bottle in his hand, while his myrmidons would join in
+ chorus, until the woods echoed again;&mdash;as the good old song has it:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;They all with a shout made the elements ring,
+ So soon as the office was o&rsquo;er;
+ To feasting they went with true merriment.
+ And tippled strong liquor gillore.&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ In the midst of his jovialty, however, Heer Antony did not lose sight of
+ discretion. Though he pushed the bottle without reserve to Dolph, yet he
+ always took care to help his followers himself, knowing the beings he had
+ to deal with; and he was particular in granting but a moderate allowance
+ to the Indians. The repast being ended, the Indians having drunk their
+ liquor and smoked their pipes, now wrapped themselves in their blankets,
+ stretched themselves on the ground with their feet to the fire, and soon
+ fell asleep, like so many tired hounds. The rest of the party remained
+ chatting before the fire, which the gloom of the forest, and the dampness
+ of the air from the late storm, rendered extremely grateful and
+ comforting. The conversation gradually moderated from the hilarity of
+ supper-time, and turned upon hunting adventures, and exploits and perils
+ in the wilderness; many of which were so strange and improbable, that I
+ will not venture to repeat them, lest the veracity of Antony Vander Heyden
+ and his comrades should be brought into question. There were many
+ legendary tales told, also, about the river, and the settlements on its
+ borders; in which valuable kind of lore, the Heer Antony seemed deeply
+ versed. As the sturdy bush-beater sat in the twisted root of a tree, that
+ served him for a kind of arm-chair, dealing forth these wild stories, with
+ the fire gleaming on his strongly-marked visage, Dolph was again
+ repeatedly perplexed by something that reminded him of the phantom of the
+ haunted house; some vague resemblance, that could not be fixed upon any
+ precise feature or lineament, but which pervaded the general air of his
+ countenance and figure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The circumstance of Dolph&rsquo;s falling overboard being again discussed, led
+ to the relation of divers disasters and singular mishaps that had befallen
+ voyagers on this great river, particularly in the earlier periods of
+ colonial history; most of which the Heer deliberately attributed to
+ supernatural causes. Dolph stared at this suggestion; but the old
+ gentleman assured him that it was very currently believed by the settlers
+ along the river, that these highlands were under the dominion of
+ supernatural and mischievous beings, which seemed to have taken some pique
+ against the Dutch colonists in the early time of the settlement. In
+ consequence of this, they have ever since taken particular delight in
+ venting their spleen, and indulging their humours, upon the Dutch
+ skippers; bothering them with flaws, head winds, counter currents, and all
+ kinds of impediments; insomuch, that a Dutch navigator was always obliged
+ to be exceedingly wary and deliberate in his proceedings; to come to
+ anchor at dusk; to drop his peak, or take in sail, whenever he saw a
+ swag-bellied cloud rolling over the mountains; in short, to take so many
+ precautions, that he was often apt to be an incredible time in toiling up
+ the river.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Some, he said, believed these mischievous powers of the air to be evil
+ spirits conjured up by the Indian wizards, in the early times of the
+ province, to revenge themselves on the strangers who had dispossessed them
+ of their country. They even attributed to their incantations the
+ misadventure which befell the renowned Hendrick Hudson, when he sailed so
+ gallantly up this river in quest of a north-west passage, and, as he
+ thought, run his ship aground; which they affirm was nothing more nor less
+ than a spell of these same wizards, to prevent his getting to China in
+ this direction.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The greater part, however, Heer Antony observed, accounted for all the
+ extraordinary circumstances attending this river, and the perplexities of
+ the skippers which navigated it, by the old legend of the Storm-ship,
+ which haunted Point-no-point. On finding Dolph to be utterly ignorant of
+ this tradition, the Heer stared at him for a moment with surprise, and
+ wondered where he had passed his life, to be uninformed on so important a
+ point of history. To pass away the remainder of the evening, therefore, he
+ undertook the tale, as far as his memory would serve, in the very words in
+ which it had been written out by Mynheer Selyne, an early poet of the
+ New-Nederlandts. Giving, then, a stir to the fire, that sent up its sparks
+ among the trees like a little volcano, he adjusted himself comfortably in
+ his root of a tree; and throwing back his head, and closing his eyes for a
+ few moments, to summon up his recollection, he related the following
+ legend.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0051" id="link2H_4_0051"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE STORM-SHIP.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ In the golden age of the province of the New-Netherlands, when it was
+ under the sway of Wouter Van Twiller, otherwise called the Doubter, the
+ people of the Manhattoes were alarmed, one sultry afternoon, just about
+ the time of the summer solstice, by a tremendous storm of thunder and
+ lightning. The rain descended in such torrents, as absolutely to spatter
+ up and smoke along the ground. It seemed as if the thunder rattled and
+ rolled over the very roofs of the houses; the lightning was seen to play
+ about the church of St. Nicholas, and to strive three times, in vain, to
+ strike its weather-cock. Garret Van Horne&rsquo;s new chimney was split almost
+ from top to bottom; and Doffue Mildeberger was struck speechless from his
+ bald-faced mare, just as he was riding into town. In a word, it was one of
+ those unparalleled storms, that only happen once within the memory of that
+ venerable personage, known in all towns by the appellation of &ldquo;the oldest
+ inhabitant.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Great was the terror of the good old women of the Manhattoes. They
+ gathered their children together, and took refuge in the cellars; after
+ having hung a shoe on the iron point of every bed-post, lest it should
+ attract the lightning. At length the storm abated: the thunder sunk into a
+ growl; and the setting sun, breaking from under the fringed borders of the
+ clouds, made the broad bosom of the bay to gleam like a sea of molten,
+ gold.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The word was given from the fort, that a ship was standing up the bay. It
+ passed from mouth to mouth, and street to street, and soon put the little
+ capital in a bustle. The arrival of a ship, in those early times of the
+ settlement, was an event of vast importance to the inhabitants. It brought
+ them news from the old world, from the land of their birth, from which
+ they were so completely severed: to the yearly ship, too, they looked for
+ their supply of luxuries, of finery, of comforts, and almost of
+ necessaries. The good vrouw could not have her new cap, nor new gown,
+ until the arrival of the ship; the artist waited for it for his tools, the
+ burgomaster for his pipe and his supply of Hollands, the school-boy for
+ his top and marbles, and the lordly landholder for the bricks with which
+ he was to build his new mansion. Thus every one, rich and poor, great and
+ small, looked out for the arrival of the ship. It was the great yearly
+ event of the town of New-Amsterdam; and from one end of the year to the
+ other, the ship&mdash;the ship&mdash;the ship&mdash;was the continual
+ topic of conversation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The news from the fort, therefore, brought all the populace down to the
+ battery, to behold the wished-for sight. It was not exactly the time when
+ she had been expected to arrive, and the circumstance was a matter of some
+ speculation. Many were the groups collected about the battery. Here and
+ there might be seen a burgomaster, of slow and pompous gravity, giving his
+ opinion with great confidence to a crowd of old women and idle boys. At
+ another place was a knot of old weatherbeaten fellows, who had been seamen
+ or fishermen in their times, and were great authorities on such occasions;
+ these gave different opinions, and caused great disputes among their
+ several adherents: but the man most looked up to, and followed and watched
+ by the crowd, was Hans Van Pelt, an old Dutch sea-captain retired from
+ service, the nautical oracle of the place. He reconnoitred the ship
+ through an ancient telescope, covered with tarry canvas, hummed a Dutch
+ tune to himself, and said nothing. A hum, however, from Hans Van Pelt had
+ always more weight with the public than a speech from another man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the meantime, the ship became more distinct to the naked eye: she was a
+ stout, round Dutch-built vessel, with high bow and poop, and bearing Dutch
+ colours. The evening sun gilded her bellying canvas, as she came riding
+ over the long waving billows. The sentinel who had given notice of her
+ approach, declared, that he first got sight of her when she was in the
+ centre of the bay; and that she broke suddenly on his sight, just as if
+ she had come out of the bosom of the black thunder-cloud. The bystanders
+ looked at Hans Van Pelt, to see what he would say to this report: Hans Van
+ Pelt screwed his mouth closer together, and said nothing; upon which some
+ shook their heads, and others shrugged their shoulders.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The ship was now repeatedly hailed, but made no reply, and, passing by the
+ fort, stood on up the Hudson. A gun was brought to bear on her, and, with
+ some difficulty, loaded and fired by Hans Van Pelt, the garrison not being
+ expert in artillery. The shot seemed absolutely to pass through the ship,
+ and to skip along the water on the other side, but no notice was taken of
+ it! What was strange, she had all her sails set, and sailed right against
+ wind and tide, which were both down the river. Upon this Hans Van Pelt,
+ who was likewise harbour-master, ordered his boat, and set off to board
+ her; but after rowing two or three hours, he returned without success.
+ Sometimes he would get within one or two hundred yards of her, and then,
+ in a twinkling, she would be half a mile off. Some said it was because his
+ oarsmen, who were rather pursy and short-winded, stopped every now and
+ then to take breath, and spit on their hands; but this, it is probable,
+ was a mere scandal. He got near enough, however, to see the crew; who were
+ all dressed in the Dutch style, the officers in doublets and high hats and
+ feathers: not a word was spoken by any one on board; they stood as
+ motionless as so many statues, and the ship seemed as if left to her own
+ government. Thus she kept on away up the river, lessening and lessening in
+ the evening sunshine, until she faded from sight, like a little white
+ cloud melting away in the summer sky.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The appearance of this ship threw the governor into one of the deepest
+ doubts that ever beset him in the whole course of his administration.
+ Fears were entertained for the security of the infant settlements on the
+ river, lest this might be an enemy&rsquo;s ship in disguise, sent to take
+ possession. The governor called together his council repeatedly to assist
+ him with their conjectures. He sat in his chair of state, built of timber
+ from the sacred forest of the Hague, and smoking his long jasmine pipe,
+ and listened to all that his counsellors had to say on a subject about
+ which they knew nothing; but, in spite of all the conjecturing of the
+ sagest and oldest heads, the governor still continued to doubt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Messengers were despatched to different places on the river; but they
+ returned without any tidings&mdash;the ship had made no port. Day after
+ day, and week after week, elapsed; but she never returned down the Hudson.
+ As, however, the council seemed solicitous for intelligence, they had it
+ in abundance. The captains of the sloops seldom arrived without bringing
+ some report of having seen the strange ship at different parts of the
+ river; sometimes near the Palisadoes; sometimes off Croton Point, and
+ sometimes in the highlands; but she never was reported as having been seen
+ above the highlands. The crews of the sloops, it is true, generally
+ differed among themselves in their accounts of these apparitions; but they
+ may have arisen from the uncertain situations in which they saw her.
+ Sometimes it was by the flashes of the thunder-storm lighting up a pitchy
+ night, and giving glimpses of her careering across Tappaan Zee, or the
+ wide waste of Haverstraw Bay. At one moment she would appear close upon
+ them, as if likely to run them down, and would throw them into great
+ bustle and alarm; but the next flash would show her far off, always
+ sailing against the wind. Sometimes, in quiet moonlight nights, she would
+ be seen under some high bluff of the highlands, all in deep shadow,
+ excepting her top-sails glittering in the moonbeams; by the time, however,
+ that the voyagers would reach the place, there would be no ship to be
+ seen; and when they had passed on for some distance, and looked back,
+ behold! there she was again with her top-sails in tha moonshine! Her
+ appearance was always just after, or just before, or just in the midst of,
+ unruly weather; and she was known by all the skippers and voyagers of the
+ Hudson, by the name of &ldquo;the storm-ship.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These reports perplexed, the governor and his council more than ever; and
+ it would be endless to repeat the conjectures and opinions that were
+ uttered on the subject. Some quoted cases in point, of ships seen off the
+ coast of New-England, navigated by witches and goblins. Old Hans Van Pelt,
+ who had been more than once to the Dutch colony at the Cape of Good Hope,
+ insisted that this must be the Flying Dutchman which had so long haunted
+ Table Bay, but, being unable to make port, had now sought another harbour.
+ Others suggested, that, if it really was a supernatural apparition, as
+ there was every natural reason to believe, it might be Hendrick Hudson,
+ and his crew of the Half-Moon; who, it was well-known, had once run
+ aground in the upper part of the river, in seeking a north-west passage to
+ China. This opinion had very little weight with the governor, but it
+ passed current out of doors; for indeed it had already been reported, that
+ Hendrick Hudson and his crew haunted the Kaatskill Mountain; and it
+ appeared very reasonable to suppose, that his ship might infest the river,
+ where the enterprise was baffled, or that it might bear the shadowy crew
+ to their periodical revels in the mountain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Other events occurred to occupy the thoughts and doubts of the sage Wouter
+ and his council, and the storm-ship ceased to be a subject of deliberation
+ at the board. It continued, however, to be a matter of popular belief and
+ marvellous anecdote through the whole time of the Dutch government, and
+ particularly just before the capture of New-Amsterdam, and the subjugation
+ of the province by the English squadron. About that time the storm-ship
+ was repeatedly seen in the Tappaan Zee, and about Weehawk, and even down
+ as far as Hoboken; and her appearance was supposed to be ominous of the
+ approaching squall in public affairs, and the downfall of Dutch
+ domination.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Since that time, we have no authentic accounts of her; though it is said
+ she still haunts the highlands and cruises about Point-no-point. People
+ who live along the river, insist that they sometimes see her in summer
+ moonlight; and that in a deep still midnight, they have heard the chant of
+ her crew, as if heaving the lead; but sights and sounds are so deceptive
+ along the mountainous shores, and about the wide bays and long reaches of
+ this great river, that I confess I have very strong doubts upon the
+ subject.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is certain, nevertheless, that strange things have been seen in these
+ highlands in storms, which are considered as connected with the old story
+ of the ship. The captains of the river craft talk of a little
+ bulbous-bottomed Dutch goblin, in trunk hose and sugar-loafed hat, with a
+ speaking trumpet in his hand, which they say keeps about the Dunderberg.<a
+ href="#linknote-16" name="linknoteref-16" id="linknoteref-16"><small>16</small></a>
+ They declare they have heard him, in stormy weather, in the midst of the
+ turmoil, giving orders in Low Dutch for the piping up of a fresh gust of
+ wind, or the rattling off of another thunder-clap. That sometimes he has
+ been seen surrounded by a crew of little imps in broad breeches and short
+ doublets; tumbling head-over-heels in the rack and mist, and playing a
+ thousand gambols in the air; or buzzing like a swarm of flies about
+ Antony&rsquo;s Nose; and that, at such times, the hurry-scurry of the storm was
+ always greatest. One time, a sloop, in passing by the Dunderberg, was
+ overtaken by a thunder-gust, that came scouring round the mountain, and
+ seemed to burst just over the vessel. Though tight and well ballasted, yet
+ she laboured dreadfully, until the water came over the gunwale. All the
+ crew were amazed, when it was discovered that there was a little white
+ sugar-loaf hat on the mast-head, which was known at once to be that of the
+ Heer of the Dunderberg. Nobody, however, dared to climb to the mast-head,
+ and get rid of this terrible hat. The sloop continued labouring and
+ rocking, as if she would have rolled her mast overboard. She seemed in
+ continual danger either of upsetting or of running on shore. In this way
+ she drove quite through the highlands, until she had passed Pollopol&rsquo;s
+ Island, where, it is said, the jurisdiction of the Dunderberg potentate
+ ceases. No sooner had she passed this bourne, than the little hat, all at
+ once, spun up into the air like a top, whirled up all the clouds into a
+ vortex, and hurried them back to the summit of the Dunderberg, while the
+ sloop righted herself, and sailed on as quietly as if in a mill-pond.
+ Nothing saved her from utter wreck, but the fortunate circumstance of
+ having a horse-shoe nailed against the mast&mdash;a wise precaution
+ against evil spirits, which has since been adopted by all the Dutch
+ captains that navigate this haunted river.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="linknote-16" id="linknote-16"> Note--></a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="foot">
+ 16 (<a href="#linknoteref-16">return</a>)<br /> [ i.e., the
+ &ldquo;Thunder-Mountain,&rdquo; so called from its echoes.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is another story told of this foul-weather urchin, by Skipper Daniel
+ Ouslesticker, of Fish-Hill, who was never known to tell a lie. He
+ declared, that, in a severe squall, he saw him seated astride of his
+ bowsprit, riding the sloop ashore, full butt against Antony&rsquo;s Nose; and
+ that he was exorcised by Dominie Van Gieson, of Esopus, who happened to be
+ on board, and who sung the hymn of St. Nicholas; whereupon the goblin
+ threw himself up in the air like a ball, and went off in a whirlwind,
+ carrying away with him the nightcap of the Dominie&rsquo;s wife; which was
+ discovered the next Sunday morning hanging on the weather-cock of Esopus
+ church steeple, at least forty miles off! After several events of this
+ kind had taken place, the regular skippers of the river, for a long time,
+ did not venture to pass the Dunderberg, without lowering their peaks, out
+ of homage to the Heer of the mountain; and it was observed that all such
+ as paid this tribute of respect were suffered to pass unmolested.<a
+ href="#linknote-17" name="linknoteref-17" id="linknoteref-17"><small>17</small></a>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="linknote-17" id="linknote-17"> Note--></a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="foot">
+ 17 (<a href="#linknoteref-17">return</a>)<br /> [ Among the superstitions
+ which prevailed in the colonies during the early times of the settlements,
+ there seems to have been a singular one about phantom ships. The
+ superstitious fancies of men are always apt to turn upon those objects
+ which concern their daily occupations. The solitary ship, which, from year
+ to year, came like a raven in the wilderness, bringing to the inhabitants
+ of a settlement the comforts of life from the world from which they were
+ cut off, was apt to be present to their dreams, whether sleeping or
+ waking. The accidental sight from shore, of a sail gliding along the
+ horizon, in those, as yet, lonely seas, was apt to be a matter of much
+ talk and speculation. There is mention made in one of the early
+ New-England writers, of a ship navigated by witches, with a great horse
+ that stood by the mainmast. I have met with another story, somewhere, of a
+ ship that drove on shore, in fair, sunny, tranquil weather, with sails all
+ set, and a table spread in the cabin, as if to regale a number of guests,
+ yet not a living being on board. These phantom ships always sailed in the
+ eye of the wind; or ploughed their way with great velocity, making the
+ smooth sea foam before their bows, when not a breath of air was stirring.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Moore has finely wrought up one of these legends of the sea into a little
+ tale which, within a small compass, contains the very essence of this
+ species of supernatural fiction. I allude to his Spectre-Ship bound to
+ Dead-man&rsquo;s Isle.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Such,&rdquo; said Antony Vander Heyden, &ldquo;are a few of the stories written down
+ by Selyne the poet concerning this storm-ship; which he affirms to have
+ brought this colony of mischievous imps into the province, from some old
+ ghost-ridden country of Europe. I could give you a host more, if
+ necessary; for all the accidents that so often befall the river craft in
+ the highlands, are said to be tricks played off by these imps of the
+ Dunderberg; but I see that you are nodding, so let us turn in for the
+ night.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The moon had just raised her silver horns above the round back of old
+ Bull-Hill, and lit up the gray rocks and shagged forests, and glittered on
+ the waving bosom of the river. The night-dew was falling, and the late
+ gloomy mountains began to soften, and put on a gray aerial tint in the
+ dewy light. The hunters stirred the fire, and threw on fresh fuel to
+ qualify the damp of the night air. They then prepared a bed of branches
+ and dry leaves under a ledge of rocks, for Dolph; while Antony Vander
+ Heyden, wrapping himself up in a huge coat made of skins, stretched
+ himself before the fire. It was some time, however, before Dolph could
+ close his eyes. He lay contemplating the strange scene before him: the
+ wild woods and rocks around&mdash;the fire, throwing fitful gleams on the
+ faces of the sleeping savages&mdash;and the Heer Antony, too, who so
+ singularly, yet vaguely reminded him of the nightly visitant to the
+ haunted house. Now and then he heard the cry of some animal from the
+ forest; or the hooting of the owl; or the notes of the whip-poor-will,
+ which seemed to abound among these solitudes; or the splash of a sturgeon,
+ leaping out of the river, and falling back full length on its placid
+ surface. He contrasted all this with his accustomed nest in the
+ garret-room of the doctor&rsquo;s mansion; where the only sounds he heard at
+ night were the church-clock telling the hour; the drowsy voice of the
+ watchman, drawling out all was well; the deep snoring of the doctor&rsquo;s
+ clubbed nose from below stairs; or the cautious labours of some carpenter
+ rat gnawing in the wainscot. His thoughts then wandered to his poor old
+ mother: what would she think of his mysterious disappearance?&mdash;what
+ anxiety and distress would she not suffer? This was the thought that would
+ continually intrude itself, to mar his present enjoyment. It brought with
+ it a feeling of pain and compunction, and he fell asleep with the tears
+ yet standing in his eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Were this a mere tale of fancy, here would be a fine opportunity for
+ weaving in strange adventures among these wild mountains and roving
+ hunters; and, after involving my hero in a variety of perils and
+ difficulties, rescuing him from them all by some miraculous contrivance:
+ but as this is absolutely a true story, I must content myself with simple
+ facts, and keep to probabilities.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At an early hour the next day, therefore, after a hearty morning&rsquo;s meal,
+ the encampment broke up, and our adventurers embarked in the pinnace of
+ Antony Vander Heyden. There being no wind for the sails, the Indians rowed
+ her gently along, keeping time to a kind of chant of one of the white men:
+ The day was serene and beautiful; the river without a wave; and as the
+ vessel cleft the glassy water, it left a long, undulating track behind.
+ The crows, who had scented the hunters&rsquo; banquèt, were already gathering
+ and hovering in the air, just where a column of thin, blue smoke, rising
+ from among the trees, showed the place of their last night&rsquo;s quarters. As
+ they coasted along the bases of the mountains, the Heer Antony pointed out
+ to Dolph a bald eagle, the sovereign of these regions, who sat perched on
+ a dry tree that projected over the river; and, with eye turned upwards,
+ seemed to be drinking in the splendour of the morning sun. Their approach
+ disturbed the monarch&rsquo;s meditations. He first spread one wing, and then
+ the other; balanced himself for a moment; and then, quitting his perch
+ with dignified composure, wheeled slowly over their heads. Dolph snatched
+ up a gun, and sent a whistling ball after him, that cut some of the
+ feathers from his wing; the report of the gun leaped sharply from rock to
+ rock, and awakened a thousand echoes; but the monarch of the air sailed
+ calmly on, ascending higher and higher, and wheeling widely as he
+ ascended, soaring up the green bosom of the woody mountain, until he
+ disappeared over the brow of a beetling precipice. Dolph felt in a manner
+ rebuked by this proud tranquillity, and almost reproached himself for
+ having so wantonly insulted this majestic bird. Heer Antony told him,
+ laughing, to remember that he was not yet out of the territories of the
+ lord of the Dunderberg; and an old Indian shook his head, and observed
+ that there was bad luck in killing an eagle&mdash;the hunter, on the
+ contrary, should always leave him a portion of his spoils.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nothing, however, occurred to molest them on their voyage. They passed
+ pleasantly through magnificent and lonely scenes, until they came to where
+ Pollopol&rsquo;s Island lay, like a floating bower, at the extremity of the
+ highlands. Here they landed, until the heat of the day should abate, or a
+ breeze spring up, that might supersede the labour of the oar. Some
+ prepared the mid-day meal, while others reposed under the shade of the
+ trees in luxurious summer indolence, looking drowsily forth upon the
+ beauty of the scene. On the one side were the highlands, vast and cragged,
+ feathered to the top with forests, and throwing their shadows on the
+ glassy water that dimpled at their feet. On the other side was a wide
+ expanse of the river, like a broad lake, with long sunny reaches, and
+ green headlands; and the distant line of Shawungunk mountains waving along
+ a clear horizon, or checkered by a fleecy cloud.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But I forbear to dwell on the particulars of their cruise along the river;
+ this vagrant, amphibious life, careering across silver sheets of water;
+ coasting wild woodland shores; banqueting on shady promontories, with the
+ spreading tree overhead, the river curling its light foam to one&rsquo;s feet,
+ and distant mountain, and rock, and tree, and snowy cloud, and deep-blue
+ sky, all mingling in summer beauty before one; all this, though never
+ cloying in the enjoyment, would be but tedious in narration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When encamped by the water-side, some of the party would go into the woods
+ and hunt; others would fish: sometimes they would amuse themselves by
+ shooting at a mark, by leaping, by running, by wrestling; and Dolph gained
+ great favour in the eyes of Antony Vander Heyden, by his skill and
+ adroitness in all these exercises; which the Heer considered as the
+ highest of manly accomplishments.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus did they coast jollily on, choosing only the pleasant hours for
+ voyaging; sometimes in the cool morning dawn, sometimes in the sober
+ evening twilight, and sometimes when the moonshine spangled the crisp
+ curling waves that whispered along the sides of their little bark. Never
+ had Dolph felt so completely in his element; never had he met with any
+ thing so completely to his taste as this wild, hap-hazard life. He was the
+ very man to second Antony Vander Heyden in his rambling humours, and
+ gained continually on his affections. The heart of the old bushwhacker
+ yearned toward the young man, who seemed thus growing up in his own
+ likeness; and as they approached to the end of their voyage, he could not
+ help inquiring a little into his history. Dolph frankly told him his
+ course of life, his severe medical studies, his little proficiency, and
+ his very dubious prospects. The Heer was shocked to find that such amazing
+ talents and accomplishments were to be cramped and buried under a doctor&rsquo;s
+ wig. He had a sovereign contempt for the healing art, having never had any
+ other physician than the butcher. He bore a mortal grudge to all kinds of
+ study also, ever since he had been flogged about an unintelligible book
+ when he was a boy. But to think that a young fellow like Dolph, of such
+ wonderful abilities, who could shoot, fish, run, jump, ride, and wrestle,
+ should be obliged, to roll pills and administer juleps for a living&mdash;&lsquo;twas
+ monstrous! He told Dolph never to despair, but to &ldquo;throw physic to the
+ dogs;&rdquo; for a young fellow of his prodigious talents could never fail to
+ make his way. &ldquo;As you seem to have no acquaintance in Albany,&rdquo; said Heer
+ Antony, &ldquo;you shall go home with me, and remain under my roof until you can
+ look about you; and in the meantime we can take an occasional bout at
+ shooting and fishing, for it is a pity such talents should lie idle.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dolph, who was at the mercy of chance, was not hard to be persuaded.
+ Indeed, on turning over matters in his mind, which he did very sagely and
+ deliberately, he could not but think that Antony Vander Heyden was, &ldquo;some
+ how or other,&rdquo; connected with the story of the Haunted House; that the
+ misadventure in the highlands, which had thrown them so strangely
+ together, was, &ldquo;some how or other,&rdquo; to work out something good: in short,
+ there is nothing so convenient as this &ldquo;some how or other&rdquo; way of
+ accommodating one&rsquo;s self to circumstances; it is the main-stay of a
+ heedless actor, and tardy reasoner, like Dolph Heyliger; and he who can,
+ in this loose, easy way, link foregone evil to anticipated good, possesses
+ a secret of happiness almost equal to the philosopher&rsquo;s stone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On their arrival at Albany, the sight of Dolph&rsquo;s companion seemed to cause
+ universal satisfaction. Many were the greetings at the river side, and the
+ salutations in the streets: the dogs bounded before him; the boys whooped
+ as he passed; every body seemed to know Antony Vander Heyden. Dolph
+ followed on in silence, admiring the neatness of this worthy burgh; for in
+ those days Albany was in all its glory, and inhabited almost exclusively
+ by the descendants of the original Dutch settlers, for it had not as yet
+ been discovered and colonized by the restless people of New-England. Every
+ thing was quiet and orderly; every thing was conducted calmly and
+ leisurely; no hurry, no bustle, no struggling and scrambling for
+ existence. The grass grew about the unpaved streets, and relieved the eye
+ by its refreshing verdure. The tall sycamores or pendent willows shaded
+ the houses, with caterpillars swinging, in long silken strings, from their
+ branches, or moths, fluttering about like coxcombs, in joy at their gay
+ transformation. The houses were built in the old Dutch style, with the
+ gable-ends towards the street. The thrifty housewife was seated on a bench
+ before her door, in close crimped cap, bright flowered gown, and white
+ apron, busily employed in knitting. The husband smoked his pipe on the
+ opposite bench, and the little pet negro girl, seated on the step at her
+ mistress&rsquo; feet, was industriously plying her needle. The swallows sported
+ about the eaves, or skimmed along the streets, and brought back some rich
+ booty for their clamorous young; and the little housekeeping wren flew in
+ and out of a Lilliputian house, or an old hat nailed against the wall. The
+ cows were coming home, lowing through the streets, to be milked at their
+ owner&rsquo;s door; and if, perchance, there were any loiterers, some negro
+ urchin, with a long goad, was gently urging them homewards.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As Dolph&rsquo;s companion passed on, he received a tranquil nod from the
+ burghers, and a friendly word from their wives; all calling him familiarly
+ by the name of Antony; for it was the custom in this strong-hold of the
+ patriarchs, where they had all grown up together from childhood, to call
+ every one by the Christian name. The Heer did not pause to have his usual
+ jokes with them, for he was impatient to reach his home. At length they
+ arrived at his mansion. It was of some magnitude, in the Dutch style, with
+ large iron figures on the gables, that gave the date of its erection, and
+ showed that it had been built in the earliest times of the settlement.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The news of Heer Antony&rsquo;s arrival had preceded him; and the whole
+ household was on the look-out. A crew of negroes, large and small, had
+ collected in front of the house to receive him. The old, white-headed
+ ones, who had grown gray in his service, grinned for joy and made many
+ awkward bows and grimaces, and the little ones capered about his knees.
+ But the most happy being in the household was a little, plump, blooming
+ lass, his only child, and the darling of his heart. She came bounding out
+ of the house; but the sight of a strange young man with her father called
+ up, for a moment, all the bashfulness of a homebred damsel. Dolph gazed at
+ her with wonder and delight; never had he seen, as he thought, any thing
+ so comely in the shape of woman. She was dressed in the good old Dutch
+ taste, with long stays, and full, short petticoats, so admirably adapted
+ to show and set off the female form. Her hair, turned up under a small
+ round cap, displayed the fairness of her forehead; she had fine, blue,
+ laughing eyes, a trim, slender waist, and soft swell&mdash;but, in a word,
+ she was a little Dutch divinity; and Dolph, who never stopt half-way in a
+ new impulse, fell desperately in love with her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dolph was now ushered into the house with a hearty welcome. In the
+ interior was a mingled display of Heer Antony&rsquo;s taste and habits, and of
+ the opulence of his predecessors. The chambers were furnished with good
+ old mahogany; the beau-fets and cupboards glittered with embossed silver,
+ and painted china. Over the parlour fire-place was, as usual, the family
+ coat-of-arms, painted and framed; above which was a long duck
+ fowling-piece, flanked by an Indian pouch, and a powder horn. The room was
+ decorated with many Indian articles, such as pipes of peace, tomahawks,
+ scalping-knives, hunting pouches, and belts of wampum; and there were
+ various kinds of fishing tackle, and two or three fowling-pieces in the
+ corners. The household affairs seemed to be conducted, in some measure,
+ after the master&rsquo;s humours; corrected, perhaps, by a little quiet
+ management of the daughter&rsquo;s. There was a degree of patriarchal
+ simplicity, and good-humoured indulgence. The negroes came into the room
+ without being called, merely to look at their master, and hear of his
+ adventures; they would stand listening at the door until he had finished a
+ story, and then go off on a broad grin, to repeat it in the kitchen. A
+ couple of pet negro children were playing about the floor with the dogs,
+ and sharing with them their bread and butter. All the domestics looked
+ hearty and happy; and when the table was set for the evening repast, the
+ variety and abundance of good household luxuries bore testimony to the
+ openhanded liberality of the Heer, and the notable housewifery of his
+ daughter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the evening there dropped in several of the worthies of the place, the
+ Van Rennsellaers, and the Gansevoorts, and the Rosebooms, and others of
+ Antony Vander Heyden&rsquo;s intimates, to hear an account of his expedition;
+ for he was the Sindbad of Albany, and his exploits and adventures were
+ favourite topics of conversation among the inhabitants. While these sat
+ gossiping together about the door of the hall, and telling long twilight
+ stories, Dolph was cozily seated, entertaining the daughter on a
+ window-bench. He had already got on intimate terms; for those were not
+ times of false reserve and idle ceremony; and, besides, there is something
+ wonderfully propitious to a lover&rsquo;s suit, in the delightful dusk of a long
+ summer evening; it gives courage to the most timid tongue, and hides the
+ blushes of the bashful. The stars alone twinkled brightly; and now and
+ then a fire-fly streamed his transient light before the window, or,
+ wandering into the room, flew gleaming about the ceiling.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What Dolph whispered in her ear, that long summer evening, it is
+ impossible to say: his words were so low and indistinct, that they never
+ reached the ear of the historian. It is probable, however, that they were
+ to the purpose; for he had a natural talent at pleasing the sex, and was
+ never long in company with a petticoat without paying proper court to it.
+ In the meantime, the visitors, one by one, departed; Antony Vander Heyden,
+ who had fairly talked himself silent, sat nodding alone in his chair by
+ the door, when he was suddenly aroused by a hearty salute with which Dolph
+ Heyliger had unguardedly rounded off one of his periods, and which echoed
+ through the still chamber like the report of a pistol. The Heer started
+ up, rubbed his eyes, called for lights, and observed, that it was high
+ time to go to bed; though, on parting for the night, he squeezed Dolph
+ heartily by the hand, looked kindly in his face, and shook his head
+ knowingly; for the Heer well remembered what he himself had been at the
+ youngster&rsquo;s age.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The chamber in which our hero was lodged was spacious, and panelled with
+ oak. It was furnished with clothes-presses, and mighty chests of drawers,
+ well waxed, and glittering with brass ornaments. These contained ample
+ stock of family linen; for the Dutch housewives had always a laudable
+ pride in showing off their household treasures to strangers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dolph&rsquo;s mind, however, was too full to take particular note of the objects
+ around him; yet he could not help continually comparing the free,
+ open-hearted cheeriness of this establishment with the starveling, sordid,
+ joyless housekeeping at Doctor Knipperhausen&rsquo;s. Still there was something
+ that marred the enjoyment&mdash;the idea that he must take leave of his
+ hearty host and pretty hostess and cast himself once more adrift upon the
+ world. To linger here would be folly; he should only get deeper in love;
+ and for a poor varlet like himself to aspire to the daughter of the great
+ Heer Vander Heyden&mdash;it was madness to think of such a thing! The very
+ kindness that the girl had shown towards him prompted him, on reflection,
+ to hasten his departure; it would be a poor return for the frank
+ hospitality of his host to entangle his daughter&rsquo;s heart in an injudicious
+ attachment. In a word, Dolph was like many other young reasoners, of
+ exceeding good hearts and giddy heads, who think after they act, and act
+ differently from what they think; who make excellent determinations
+ overnight and forget to keep them the next morning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This is a fine conclusion, truly, of my voyage,&rdquo; said he, as he almost
+ buried himself in a sumptuous feather-bed, and drew the fresh white sheets
+ up to his chin. &ldquo;Here am I, instead of finding a bag of money to carry
+ home, launched in a strange place, with scarcely a stiver in my pocket;
+ and, what is worse, have jumped ashore up to my very ears in love into the
+ bargain. However,&rdquo; added he, after some pause, stretching himself and
+ turning himself in bed, &ldquo;I&rsquo;m in good quarters for the present, at least;
+ so I&rsquo;ll e&rsquo;en enjoy the present moment, and let the next take care of
+ itself; I dare say all will work out, &lsquo;some hew or other,&rsquo; for the best.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As he said these words, he reached out his hand to extinguish the candle,
+ when he was suddenly struck with astonishment and dismay, for he thought
+ he beheld the phantom of the haunted house staring on him from a dusky
+ part of the chamber. A second look reassured him, as he perceived that
+ what he had taken for the spectre was, in fact, nothing but a Flemish
+ portrait, that hung in a shadowy corner just behind a clothes-press. It
+ was, however, the precise representation of his nightly visitor:&mdash;the
+ same cloak and belted jerkin, the same grizzled beard and fixed eye, the
+ same broad slouched hat, with a feather hanging over one side. Dolph now
+ called to mind the resemblance he had frequently remarked between his host
+ and the old man of the haunted house; and was fully convinced that they
+ were in some way connected, and that some especial destiny had governed
+ his voyage. He lay gazing on the portrait with almost as much awe as he
+ had gazed on the ghostly original, until the shrill house-clock warned him
+ of the lateness of the hour. He put out the light; but remained for a long
+ time turning over these curious circumstances and coincidences in his
+ mind, until he fell asleep. His dreams partook of the nature of his waking
+ thoughts. He fancied that he still lay gazing on the picture, until, by
+ degrees, it became animated; that the figure descended from the wall and
+ walked out of the room; that he followed it and found himself by the well,
+ to which the old man pointed, smiled on him, and disappeared.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the morning when Dolph waked, he found his host standing by his
+ bed-side, who gave him a hearty morning&rsquo;s salutation, and asked him how he
+ had slept. Dolph answered cheerily; but took occasion to inquire about the
+ portrait that hung against the wall. &ldquo;Ah,&rdquo; said Heer Antony, &ldquo;that&rsquo;s a
+ portrait of old Killian Vander Spiegel, once a burgomaster of Amsterdam,
+ who, on some popular troubles, abandoned Holland and came over to the
+ province during the government of Peter Stuyvesant. He was my ancestor by
+ the mother&rsquo;s side, and an old miserly curmudgeon he was. When the English
+ took possession of New-Amsterdam in 1664, he retired into the country. He
+ fell into a melancholy, apprehending that his wealth would be taken from
+ him and that he would come to beggary. He turned all his property into
+ cash, and used to hide it away. He was for a year or two concealed in
+ various places, fancying himself sought after by the English, to strip him
+ of his wealth; and finally was found dead in his bed one morning, without
+ any one being able to discover where he had concealed the greater part of
+ his money.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When his host had left the room, Dolph remained for some time lost in
+ thought. His whole mind was occupied by what he had heard. Vander Spiegel
+ was his mother&rsquo;s family name; and he recollected to have heard her speak
+ of this very Killian Vander Spiegel as one of her ancestors. He had heard
+ her say, too, that her father was Kollian&rsquo;s rightful heir, only that the
+ old man died without leaving any thing to be inherited. It now appeared
+ that Heer Antony was likewise a descendant, and perhaps an heir also, of
+ this poor rich man; and that thus the Heyligers and the Vander Heydens
+ were remotely connected. &ldquo;What,&rdquo; thought he, &ldquo;if, after all, this is the
+ interpretation of my dream, that this is the way I am to make my fortune
+ by this voyage to Albany, and that I am to find the old man&rsquo;s hidden
+ wealth in the bottom of that well? But what an odd, round-about mode of
+ communicating the matter! Why the plague could not the old goblin have
+ told me about the well at once, without sending me all the way to Albany
+ to hear a story that was to send me all the way back again?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These thoughts passed through his mind while he was dressing. He descended
+ the stairs, full of perplexity, when the bright face of Marie Vander
+ Heyden suddenly beamed in smiles upon him, and seemed to give him a clue
+ to the whole mystery. &ldquo;After all,&rdquo; thought he, &ldquo;the old goblin is in the
+ right. If I am to get his wealth, he means that I shall marry his pretty
+ descendant; thus both branches of the family will be again united, and the
+ property go on in the proper channel.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No sooner did this idea enter his head, than it carried conviction with
+ it. He was now all impatience to hurry back and secure the treasure,
+ which, he did not doubt, lay at the bottom of the well, and which he
+ feared every moment might be discovered by some other person. &ldquo;Who knows,&rdquo;
+ thought he, &ldquo;but this night-walking old fellow of the haunted house may be
+ in the habit of haunting every visitor, and may give a hint to some
+ shrewder fellow than myself, who will take a shorter cut to the well than
+ by the way of Albany?&rdquo; He wished a thousand times that the babbling old
+ ghost was laid in the Red Sea, and his rambling portrait with him. He was
+ in a perfect fever to depart. Two or three days elapsed before any
+ opportunity presented for returning down the river. They were ages to
+ Dolph, notwithstanding that he was basking in the smiles of the pretty
+ Marie, and daily getting more and more enamoured.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length the very sloop from which he had been knocked overboard,
+ prepared to make sail. Dolph made an awkward apology to his host for his
+ sudden departure. Antony Vander Heyden was sorely astonished. He had
+ concerted half-a-dozen excursions into the wilderness; and his Indians
+ were actually preparing for a grand expedition to one of the lakes. He
+ took Dolph aside, and exerted his eloquence to get him to abandon all
+ thoughts of business, and to remain with him&mdash;but in vain; and he at
+ length gave up the attempt, observing, &ldquo;that it was a thousand pities so
+ fine a young man should throw himself away.&rdquo; Heer Antony, however, gave
+ him a hearty shake by the hand at parting, with a favourite fowling-piece,
+ and an invitation to come to his house whenever he revisited Albany. The
+ pretty little Marie said nothing; but as he gave her a farewell kiss, her
+ dimpled cheek turned pale, and a tear stood in her eye.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dolph sprang lightly on board of the vessel. They hoisted sail; the wind
+ was fair; they soon lost sight of Albany, and its green hills, and
+ embowered islands. They were wafted gayly past the Kaatskill mountains,
+ whose fairy heights were bright and cloudless. They passed prosperously
+ through the highlands, without any molestation from the Dunderberg goblin
+ and his crew; they swept on across Haverstraw Bay, and by Croton Point,
+ and through the Tappaan Zee, and under the Palisadoes, until, in the
+ afternoon of the third day, they saw the promontory of Hoboken, hanging
+ like a cloud in the air; and, shortly after, the roofs of the Manhattoes
+ rising out of the water.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dolph&rsquo;s first care was to repair to his mother&rsquo;s house; for he was
+ continually goaded by the idea of the uneasiness she must experience on
+ his account. He was puzzling his brains, as he went along, to think how he
+ should account for his absence, without betraying the secrets of the
+ haunted house. In the midst of these cogitations, he entered the street in
+ which his mother&rsquo;s house was situated, when he was thunderstruck at
+ beholding it a heap of ruins.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There had evidently been a great fire, which had destroyed several large
+ houses, and the humble dwelling of poor Dame Heyliger had been involved in
+ the conflagration. The walls were not so completely destroyed but that
+ Dolph could distinguish some traces of the scene of his childhood. The
+ fire-place, about which he had often played, still remained, ornamented
+ with Dutch tiles, illustrating passages in Bible history, on which he had
+ many a time gazed with admiration. Among the rubbish lay the wreck of the
+ good dame&rsquo;s elbow-chair, from which she had given him so many a wholesome
+ precept; and hard by it was the family Bible, with brass clasps; now,
+ alas! reduced almost to a cinder.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For a moment Dolph was overcome by this dismal sight, for he was seized
+ with the fear that his mother had perished in the flames. He was relieved,
+ however, from this horrible apprehension, by one of the neighbours who
+ happened to come by, and who informed him that his mother was yet alive.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The good woman had, indeed, lost every thing by this unlooked-for
+ calamity; for the populace had been so intent upon saving the fine
+ furniture of her rich neighbours, that the little tenement, and the little
+ all of poor Dame Heyliger, had been suffered to consume without
+ interruption; nay, had it not been for the gallant assistance of her old
+ crony, Peter de Groodt, the worthy dame and her cat might have shared the
+ fate of their habitation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As it was, she had been overcome with fright and affliction, and lay ill
+ in body, and sick at heart. The public, however, had showed her its wonted
+ kindness. The furniture of her rich neighbours being, as far as possible,
+ rescued from the flames; themselves duly and ceremoniously visited and
+ condoled with on the injury of their property, and their ladies
+ commiserated on the agitation of their nerves; the public, at length,
+ began to recollect something about poor Dame Heyliger. She forthwith
+ became again a subject of universal sympathy; every body pitied more than
+ ever; and if pity could but have been coined into cash&mdash;good Lord!
+ how rich she would have been!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was now determined, in good earnest, that something ought to be done
+ for her without delay. The Dominie, therefore, put up prayers for her on
+ Sunday, in which all the congregation joined most heartily. Even Cobus
+ Groesbeck, the alderman, and Mynheer Milledollar, the great Dutch
+ merchant, stood up in their pews, and did not spare their voices on the
+ occasion; and it was thought the prayers of such great men could not but
+ have their due weight. Doctor Knipperhausen, too, visited her
+ professionally, and gave her abundance of advice gratis, and was
+ universally lauded for his charity. As to her old friend, Peter de Groodt,
+ he was a poor man, whose pity, and prayers, and advice could be of but
+ little avail, so he gave her all that was in his power&mdash;he gave her
+ shelter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To the humble dwelling of Peter de Groodt, then, did Dolph turn his steps.
+ On his way thither, he recalled all the tenderness and kindness of his
+ simple-hearted parent, her indulgence of his errors, her blindness to his
+ faults; and then he bethought himself of his own idle, harum-scarum life.
+ &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve been a sad scape-grace,&rdquo; said Dolph, shaking his head sorrowfully.
+ &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve been a complete sink-pocket, that&rsquo;s the truth of it!&mdash;But,&rdquo;
+ added he, briskly, and clasping his hands, &ldquo;only let her live&mdash;only
+ let her live&mdash;and I&rsquo;ll show myself indeed a son!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As Dolph approached the house, he met Peter de Groodt coming out of it.
+ The old man started back aghast, doubting whether it was not a ghost that
+ stood before him. It being bright daylight, however, Peter soon plucked up
+ heart, satisfied that no ghost dare show his face in such clear sunshine.
+ Dolph now learned from the worthy sexton the consternation and rumour to
+ which his mysterious disappearance had given rise. It had been universally
+ believed that he had been spirited away by those hobgoblin gentry that
+ infested the haunted house; and old Abraham Vandozer, who lived by the
+ great button-wood trees, at the three-mile stone, affirmed, that he had
+ heard a terrible noise in the air, as he was going home late at night,
+ which seemed just as if a flight of wild geese were overhead, passing off
+ towards the northward. The haunted house was, in consequence, looked upon
+ with ten times more awe than ever; nobody would venture to pass a night in
+ it for the world, and even the doctor had ceased to make his expeditions
+ to it in the day-time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It required some preparation before Dolph&rsquo;s return could be made known to
+ his mother, the poor soul having bewailed him as lost; and her spirits
+ having been sorely broken down by a number of comforters, who daily
+ cheered her with stories of ghosts, and of people carried away by the
+ devil. He found her confined to her bed, with the other member of the
+ Heyliger family, the good dame&rsquo;s cat, purring beside her, but sadly
+ singed, and utterly despoiled of those whiskers which were the glory of
+ her physiognomy. The poor woman threw her arms about Dolph&rsquo;s neck: &ldquo;My
+ boy! my boy! art thou still alive?&rdquo; For a time she seemed to have
+ forgotten all her losses and troubles, in her joy at his return. Even the
+ sage grimalkin showed indubitable signs of joy, at the return of the
+ youngster. She saw, perhaps, that they were a forlorn and undone family,
+ and felt a touch of that kindliness which fellow-sufferers only know. But,
+ in truth, cats are a slandered people; they have more affection in them
+ than the world commonly gives them credit for.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The good dame&rsquo;s eyes glistened as she saw one being, at least, beside
+ herself, rejoiced at her son&rsquo;s return. &ldquo;Tib knows thee! poor dumb beast!&rdquo;
+ said she, smoothing down the mottled coat of her favourite; then
+ recollecting herself, with a melancholy shake of the head, &ldquo;Ah, my poor
+ Dolph!&rdquo; exclaimed she, &ldquo;thy mother can help thee no longer! She can no
+ longer help herself! What will become of thee, my poor boy!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mother,&rdquo; said Dolph, &ldquo;don&rsquo;t talk in that strain; I&rsquo;ve been too long a
+ charge upon you; it&rsquo;s now my part to take care of you in your old days.
+ Come! be of good heart! you, and I, and Tib, will all see better days. I&rsquo;m
+ here, you see, young, and sound, and hearty; then don&rsquo;t let us despair; I
+ dare say things will all, some how or other, turn out for the best.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While this scene was going on with the Heyliger family, the news was
+ carried to Doctor Knipperhausen, of the safe return of his disciple. The
+ little doctor scarcely knew whether to rejoice or be sorry at the tidings.
+ He was happy at having the foul reports which had prevailed concerning his
+ country mansion thus disproved; but he grieved at having his disciple, of
+ whom he had supposed himself fairly disencumbered, thus drifting back, a
+ heavy charge upon his hands. While he was balancing between these two
+ feelings, he was determined by the counsels of Frau Ilsy, who advised him
+ to take advantage of the truant absence of the youngster, and shut the
+ door upon him for ever.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At the hour of bed-time, therefore, when it was supposed the recreant
+ disciple would seek his old quarters, every thing was prepared for his
+ reception. Dolph, having talked his mother into a state of tranquillity,
+ sought the mansion of his quondam master, and raised the knocker with a
+ faltering hand. Scarcely, however, had it given a dubious rap, when the
+ doctor&rsquo;s head, in a red night-cap, popped out of one window, and the
+ housekeeper&rsquo;s, in a white night-cap, out of another. He was now greeted
+ with a tremendous volley of hard names and hard language, mingled with
+ invaluable pieces of advice, such as are seldom ventured to be given
+ excepting to a friend in distress, or a culprit at the bar. In a few
+ moments, not a window in the street but had its particular night-cap,
+ listening to the shrill treble of Frau Ilsy, and the guttural croaking of
+ Dr. Knipperhausen; and the word went from window to window, &ldquo;Ah! here&rsquo;s
+ Dolph Heyliger come back, and at his old pranks again.&rdquo; In short, poor
+ Dolph found he was likely to get nothing from the doctor but good advice&mdash;a
+ commodity so abundant as even to be thrown out of the window; so he was
+ fain to beat a retreat, and take up his quarters for the night under the
+ lowly roof of honest Peter de Groodt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next morning, bright and early, Dolph was at the haunted house. Every
+ thing looked just as he had left it. The fields were grass-grown and
+ matted, and it appeared as if nobody had traversed them since his
+ departure. With palpitating heart, he hastened to the well. He looked down
+ into it, and saw that it was of great depth, with water at the bottom. He
+ had provided himself with a strong line, such as the fishermen use on the
+ banks of Newfoundland. At the end was a heavy plummet and a large
+ fish-hook. With this he began to sound the bottom of the well, and to
+ angle about in the water. He found that the water was of some depth; there
+ appeared also to be much rubbish, stones from the top having fallen in.
+ Several times his hook got entangled, and he came near breaking his line.
+ Now and then, too, he hauled up mere trash, such as the skull of a horse,
+ an iron hoop, and a shattered iron-bound bucket. He had now been several
+ hours employed without finding any thing to repay his trouble, or to
+ encourage him to proceed. He began to think himself a great fool, to be
+ thus decoyed into a wild-goose-chase by mere dreams, and was on the point
+ of throwing line and all into the well, and giving up all further angling.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;One more cast of the line,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;and that shall be the last.&rdquo; As he
+ sounded, he felt the plummet slip, as it were, through the interstices of
+ loose stones; and as he drew back the line, he felt that the hook had
+ taken hold of something heavy. He had to manage his line with great
+ caution, lest it should be broken by the strain upon it. By degrees, the
+ rubbish that lay upon the article which he had hooked gave way; he drew it
+ to the surface of the water, and what was his rapture at seeing something
+ like silver glittering at the end of his line! Almost breathless with
+ anxiety, he drew it up to the mouth of the well, surprised at its great
+ weight, and fearing every instant that his hook would slip from its hold,
+ and his prize tumble again to the bottom. At length he landed it safe
+ beside the well. It was a great silver porringer, of an ancient form,
+ richly embossed, and with armorial bearings, similar to those over his
+ mother&rsquo;s mantel-piece, engraved on its side.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The lid was fastened down by several twists of wire; Dolph loosened them
+ with a trembling hand, and on lifting the lid, behold! the vessel was
+ filled with broad golden pieces, of a coinage which he had never seen
+ before! It was evident he had lit on the place where Killian Vander
+ Spiegel had concealed his treasure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Fearful of being seen by some straggler, he cautiously retired, and buried
+ his pot of money in a secret place. He now spread terrible stories about
+ the haunted house, and deterred every one from approaching it, while he
+ made frequent visits to it on stormy days, when no one was stirring in the
+ neighbouring fields; though, to tell the truth, he did not care to venture
+ there in the dark. For once in his life he was diligent and industrious,
+ and followed up his new trade of angling with such perseverance and
+ success, that in a little while he had hooked up wealth enough to make
+ him, in those moderate days, a rich burgher for life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It would be tedious to detail minutely the rest of this story:&mdash;to
+ tell how he gradually managed to bring his property into use without
+ exciting surprise and inquiry&mdash;how he satisfied all scruples with
+ regard to retaining the property, and at the same time gratified his own
+ feelings, by marrying the pretty Marie Vander Heyden&mdash;and how he and
+ Heer Antony had many a merry and roving expedition together.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I must not omit to say, however, that Dolph took his mother home to live
+ with, him, and cherished her in her old days. The good dame, too, had the
+ satisfaction of no longer hearing her son made the theme of censure; on
+ the contrary, he grew daily in public esteem; every body spoke well of him
+ and his wines, and the lordliest burgomaster was never known to decline
+ his invitation to dinner. Dolph often related, at his own table, the
+ wicked pranks which had once been the abhorrence of the town; but they
+ were now considered excellent jokes, and the gravest dignitary was fain to
+ hold his sides when listening to them. No one was more struck with Dolph&rsquo;s
+ increasing merit, than his old master the doctor; and so forgiving was
+ Dolph, that he actually employed the doctor as his family physician, only
+ taking care that his prescriptions should be always thrown out of the
+ window. His mother had often her junto of old cronies, to take a snug cup
+ of tea with her in her comfortable little parlour; and Peter de Groodt, as
+ he sat by the fire-side, with one of her grandchildren on his knee, would
+ many a time congratulate her upon her son turning out so great a man; upon
+ which the good old soul would wag her head with exultation, and exclaim,
+ &ldquo;Ah, neighbour, neighbour! did I not say that Dolph would one day or other
+ hold up his head with the best of them?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus did Dolph Heyliger go on, cheerily and prosperously, growing merrier
+ as he grew older and wiser, and completely falsifying the old proverb
+ about money got over the devil&rsquo;s back; for he made good use of his wealth,
+ and became a distinguished citizen, and a valuable member of the
+ community. He was a great promoter of public institutions, such as
+ beef-steak societies and catch-clubs. He presided at all public dinners,
+ and was the first that introduced turtle from the West Indies. He improved
+ the breed of race-horses and game-cocks, and was so great a patron of
+ modest merit, that any one who could sing a good song, or tell a good
+ story, was sure to find a place at his table.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was a member, too, of the corporation, made several laws for the
+ protection of game and oysters, and bequeathed to the board a large silver
+ punch-bowl, made out of the identical porringer before mentioned, and
+ which is in the possession of the corporation to this very day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Finally, he died, in a florid old age, of an apoplexy, at a corporation
+ feast, and was buried with great honours in the yard of the little Dutch
+ church in Garden-street, where his tombstone may still be seen, with a
+ modest epitaph in Dutch, by his friend Mynheer Justus Benson, an ancient
+ and excellent poet of the province.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The foregoing tale rests on better authority than most tales of the kind,
+ as I have it at second-hand from the lips of Dolph Heyliger himself. He
+ never related it till towards the latter part of his life, and then in
+ great confidence, (for he was very discreet,) to a few of his particular
+ cronies at his own table over a supernumerary bowl of punch; and, strange
+ as the hobgoblin parts of the story may seem, there never was a single
+ doubt expressed on the subject by any of his guests. It may not be amiss,
+ before concluding, to observe that, in addition to his other
+ accomplishments, Dolph Heyliger was noted for being the ablest drawer of
+ the long-bow in the whole province.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ THE WEDDING.
+ </h2>
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+ No more, no more, much honour aye betide
+ The lofty bridegroom and the lovely bride;
+ That all of their succeeding days may say,
+ Each day appears like to a wedding-day.
+
+ &mdash;BRAITHWAITE.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Notwithstanding the doubts and demurs of Lady Lillycraft, and all the
+ grave objections that were conjured up against the month of May, yet the
+ wedding has at length happily taken place. It was celebrated at the
+ village church, in presence of a numerous company of relatives and
+ friends, and many of the tenantry. The Squire must needs have something of
+ the old ceremonies observed on the occasion; so, at the gate of the
+ church-yard, several little girls of the village, dressed in white, were
+ in readiness with baskets of flowers, which they strewed before the bride;
+ and the butler bore before her the bride-cup, a great silver embossed
+ bowl, one of the family relics from the days of the hard drinkers. This
+ was filled with rich wine, and decorated with a branch of rosemary, tied
+ with gay ribands, according to ancient custom.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Happy is the bride that the sun shines on,&rdquo; says the old proverb; and it
+ was as sunny and auspicious a morning as heart could wish. The bride
+ looked uncommonly beautiful; but, in fact, what woman does not look
+ interesting on her wedding-day? I know no sight more charming and touching
+ than that of a young and timid bride, in her robes of virgin white, led up
+ trembling to the altar. When I thus behold a lovely girl, in the
+ tenderness of her years, forsaking the house of her fathers and the home
+ of her childhood; and, with the implicit confiding, and the sweet
+ self-abandonment, which belong to woman, giving up all the world for the
+ man of her choice: when I hear her, in the good old language of the
+ ritual, yielding herself to him &ldquo;for better for worse, for richer for
+ poorer, in sickness and in health, to love, honour and obey, till death us
+ do part,&rdquo; it brings to my mind the beautiful and affecting self-devotion
+ of Ruth: &ldquo;Whither thou goest I will go, and where thou lodgest I will
+ lodge; thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The fair Julia was supported on the trying occasion by Lady Lillycraft,
+ whose heart was overflowing with its wonted sympathy in all matters of
+ love and matrimony. As the bride approached the altar, her face would be
+ one moment covered with blushes, and the next deadly pale; and she seemed
+ almost ready to shrink from sight among her female companions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do not know what it is that makes every one serious, and, as it were,
+ awe-struck, at a marriage ceremony&mdash;which is generally considered as
+ an occasion of festivity and rejoicing. As the ceremony was performing, I
+ observed many a rosy face among the country girls turn pale, and I did not
+ see a smile throughout the church. The young ladies from the Hall were
+ almost as much frightened as if it had been their own case, and stole many
+ a look of sympathy at their trembling companion. A tear stood in the eye
+ of the sensitive Lady Lillycraft; and as to Phoebe Wilkins, who was
+ present, she absolutely wept and sobbed aloud; but it is hard to tell,
+ half the time, what these fond foolish creatures are crying about.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The captain, too, though naturally gay and unconcerned, was much agitated
+ on the occasion; and, in attempting to put the ring upon the bride&rsquo;s
+ finger, dropped it on the floor; which Lady Lillycraft has since assured
+ me is a very lucky omen. Even Master Simon had lost his usual vivacity,
+ and had assumed a most whimsically solemn face, which he is apt to do on
+ all occasions of ceremony. He had much whispering with the parson and
+ parish-clerk, for he is always a busy personage in the scene, and he
+ echoed the clerk&rsquo;s amen with a solemnity and devotion that edified the
+ whole assemblage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The moment, however, that the ceremony was over, the transition was
+ magical. The bride-cup was passed round, according to ancient usage, for
+ the company to drink to a happy union; every one&rsquo;s feelings seemed to
+ break forth from restraint. Master Simon had a world of bachelor
+ pleasantries to utter; and as to the gallant general, he bowed and cooed
+ about the dulcet Lady Lillycraft, like a mighty cock-pigeon about his
+ dame.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The villagers gathered in the church-yard, to cheer the happy couple as
+ they left the church; and the musical tailor had marshalled his band, and
+ set up a hideous discord, as the blushing and smiling bride passed through
+ a lane of honest peasantry to her carriage. The children shouted, and
+ threw up their hats; the bells rung a merry peal, that set all the crows
+ and rooks flying and cawing about the air, and threatened to bring down
+ the battlements of the old tower; and there was a continual popping off of
+ rusty fire-locks from every part of the neighbourhood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The prodigal son distinguished himself on the occasion, having hoisted a
+ flag on the top of the school-house, and kept the village in a hubbub from
+ sunrise, with the sound of drum and fife and pandean pipe; in which
+ species of music several of his scholars are making wonderful proficiency.
+ In his great zeal, however, he had nearly done mischief; for on returning
+ from church, the horses of the bride&rsquo;s carriage took fright from the
+ discharge of a row of old gun-barrels, which he had mounted as a park of
+ artillery in front of the school-house, to give the captain a military
+ salute as he passed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The day passed off with great rustic rejoicing. Tables were spread under
+ the trees in the park, where all the peasantry of the neighbourhood were
+ regaled with roast-beef and plum-pudding and oceans of ale. Ready-Money
+ Jack presided at one of the tables, and became so full of good cheer, as
+ to unbend from his usual gravity, to sing a song out of all tune, and give
+ two or three shouts of laughter, that almost electrified his neighbours,
+ like so many peals of thunder. The schoolmaster and the apothecary vied
+ with each other in making speeches over their liquor; and there were
+ occasional glees and musical performances by the village band, that must
+ have frightened every faun and dryad from the park. Even old Christy, who
+ had got on a new dress from top to toe, and shone in all the splendour of
+ bright leather breeches and an enormous wedding favour in his cap, forgot
+ his usual crustiness, became inspired by wine and wassel, and absolutely
+ danced a hornpipe on one of the tables, with all the grace and agility of
+ a manikin hung upon wires.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Equal gayety reigned within doors, where a large party of friends were
+ entertained. Every one laughed at his own pleasantry, without attending to
+ that of his neighbours. Loads of bride-cake were distributed. The young
+ ladies were all busy in passing morsels of it through the wedding-ring to
+ dream on, and I myself assisted a few little boarding-school girls in
+ putting up a quantity for their companions, which I have no doubt will set
+ all the little heads in the school gadding, for a week at least.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After dinner, all the company, great and small, gentle and simple,
+ abandoned themselves to the dance: not the modern quadrille, with its
+ graceful gravity, but the merry, social, old country-dance; the true
+ dance, as the Squire says, for a wedding occasion, as it sets all the
+ world jigging in couples, hand in hand, and makes every eye and every
+ heart dance merrily to the music. According to frank old usage, the
+ gentlefolks of the Hall mingled for a tune in the dance of the peasantry,
+ who had a great tent erected for a ball-room; and I think I never saw
+ Master Simon more in his element, than when figuring about among his
+ rustic admirers, as master of the ceremonies; and, with a mingled air of
+ protection and gallantry, leading out the quondam Queen of May, all
+ blushing at the signal honour conferred upon her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the evening the whole village was illuminated, excepting the house of
+ the radical, who has not shown his face during the rejoicings. There was a
+ display of fire-works at the school-house, got up by the prodigal son,
+ which had well-nigh set fire to the building. The Squire is so much
+ pleased with the extraordinary services of this last mentioned worthy,
+ that he talks of enrolling him in his list of valuable retainers, and
+ promoting him to some important post on the estate; per-adventure to be
+ falconer, if the hawks can ever be brought into proper training.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is a well-known old proverb, that says &ldquo;one wedding makes many,&rdquo;&mdash;or
+ something to the same purpose; and I should not be surprised if it holds
+ good in the present instance. I have seen several flirtations among the
+ young people, that have been brought together on this occasion; and a
+ great deal of strolling about in pairs, among the retired walks and
+ blossoming shrubberies of the old garden: and if groves were really given
+ to whispering, as poets would fain make us believe, Heaven knows what love
+ tales the grave-looking old trees about this venerable country-seat might
+ blab to the world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The general, too, has waxed very zealous in his devotions within the last
+ few days, as the time of her ladyship&rsquo;s departure approaches. I observed
+ him casting many a tender look at her during the wedding dinner, while the
+ courses were changing; though he was always liable to be interrupted in
+ his adoration by the appearance of any new delicacy. The general, in fact,
+ has arrived at that time of life when the heart and the stomach maintain a
+ kind of balance of power, and when a man is apt to be perplexed in his
+ affections between a fine woman and a truffled turkey. Her ladyship was
+ certainly rivalled, through the whole of the first course, by a dish of
+ stewed carp; and there was one glance, which was evidently intended to be
+ a point-blank shot at her heart, and could scarcely have failed to effect
+ a practicable breach, had it not unluckily been directed away to a
+ tempting breast of lamb, in which it immediately produced a formidable
+ incision. Thus did this faithless general go on, coquetting during the
+ whole dinner, and committing an infidelity with every new dish; until, in
+ the end, he was so overpowered by the attentions he had paid to fish,
+ flesh, and fowl; to pastry, jelly, cream, and blanc-mange, that he seemed
+ to sink within himself: his eyes swam beneath their lids, and their fire
+ was so much slackened, that he could no longer discharge a single glance
+ that would reach across the table. Upon the whole, I fear the general ate
+ himself into as much disgrace, at this memorable dinner, as I have seen
+ him sleep himself into on a former occasion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am told, moreover, that young Jack Tibbets was so touched by the wedding
+ ceremony, at which he was present, and so captivated by the sensibility of
+ poor Phoebe Wilkins, who certainly looked all the better for her tears,
+ that he had a reconciliation with her that very day, after dinner, in one
+ of the groves of the park, and danced with her in the evening; to the
+ complete confusion of all Dame Tibbets&rsquo; domestic politics. I met them
+ walking together in the park, shortly after the reconciliation must have
+ taken place. Young Jack carried himself gayly and manfully; but Phoebe
+ hung her head, blushing, as I approached. However, just as she passed me,
+ and dropped a curtsy, I caught a shy gleam of her eye from, under her
+ bonnet; but it was immediately cast down again. I saw enough in that
+ single gleam, and in the involuntary smile that dimpled about her rosy
+ lips, to feel satisfied that the little gipsy&rsquo;s heart was happy again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What is more, Lady Lillycraft, with her usual benevolence and zeal in all
+ matters of this tender nature, on hearing of the reconciliation of the
+ lovers, undertook the critical task of breaking the matter to Ready-Money
+ Jack. She thought there was no time like the present, and attacked the
+ sturdy old yeoman that very evening in the park, while his heart was yet
+ lifted up with the Squire&rsquo;s good cheer. Jack was a little surprised at
+ being drawn aside by her ladyship, but was not to be flurried by such an
+ honour: he was still more surprised by the nature of her communication,
+ and by this first intelligence of an affair which had been passing under
+ his eye. He listened, however, with his usual gravity, as her ladyship
+ represented the advantages of the match, the good qualities of the girl,
+ and the distress which she had lately suffered: at length his eye began to
+ kindle, and his hand to play with the head of his cudgel. Lady Lillycraft
+ saw that something in the narrative had gone wrong, and hastened to
+ mollify his rising ire by reiterating the soft-hearted Phoebe&rsquo;s merit and
+ fidelity, and her great unhappiness; when old Ready-Money suddenly
+ interrupted her by exclaiming, that if Jack did not marry the wench, he&rsquo;d
+ break every bone in his body! The match, therefore, is considered a
+ settled thing: Dame Tibbets and the housekeeper have made friends, and
+ drank tea together; and Phoebe has again recovered her good looks and good
+ spirits, and is carolling from morning till night like a lark.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the most whimsical caprice of Cupid is one that I should be almost
+ afraid to mention, did I not know that I was writing for readers well
+ experienced in the waywardness of this most mischievous deity. The morning
+ after the wedding, therefore, while Lady Lillycraft was making
+ preparations for her departure, an audience was requested by her
+ immaculate hand-maid, Mrs. Hannah, who, with much primming of the mouth,
+ and many maidenly hesitations, requested leave to stay behind, and that
+ Lady Lillycraft would supply her place with some other servant. Her
+ ladyship was astonished: &ldquo;What! Hannah going to quit her, that had lived
+ with her so long!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, one could not help it; one must settle in life some time or other.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The good lady was still lost in amazement; at length, the secret was
+ gasped from the dry lips of the maiden gentlewoman: &ldquo;She had been some
+ time thinking of changing her condition, and at length had given her word,
+ last evening, to Mr. Christy, the huntsman.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ How, or when, or where this singular courtship had been carried on, I have
+ not been able to learn; nor how she has been able, with the vinegar of her
+ disposition, to soften the stony heart of old Nimrod: so, however, it is,
+ and it has astonished every one. With all her ladyship&rsquo;s love of
+ match-making, this last fume of Hymen&rsquo;s torch has been too much for her.
+ She has endeavoured to reason with Mrs. Hannah, but all in vain; her mind
+ was made up, and she grew tart on the least contradiction. Lady Lillycraft
+ applied to the Squire for his interference. &ldquo;She did not know what she
+ should do without Mrs. Hannah, she had been used to have her about her so
+ long a time.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Squire, on the contrary, rejoiced in the match, as relieving the good
+ lady from a kind of toilet-tyrant, under whose sway she had suffered for
+ years. Instead of thwarting the affair, therefore, he has given it his
+ full countenance; and declares that he will set up the young couple in one
+ of the best cottages on his estate. The approbation of the Squire has been
+ followed by that of the whole household; they all declare, that if ever
+ matches are really made in heaven, this must have been; for that old
+ Christy and Mrs. Hannah were as evidently formed to be linked together, as
+ ever were pepper-box and vinegar-cruet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As soon as this matter was arranged, Lady Lillycraft took her leave of the
+ family at the Hall; taking with her the captain and his blushing bride,
+ who are to pass the honeymoon with her. Master Simon accompanied them on
+ horseback, and indeed means to ride on ahead to make preparations. The
+ general, who was fishing in vain for an invitation to her seat, handed her
+ ladyship into the carriage with a heavy sigh; upon which his bosom friend,
+ Master Simon, who was just mounting his horse, gave me a knowing wink,
+ made an abominably wry face, and, leaning from his saddle, whispered
+ loudly in my ear, &ldquo;It won&rsquo;t do!&rdquo; Then, putting spurs to his horse, away he
+ cantered off. The general stood for some time waving his hat after the
+ carriage as it rolled down the avenue, until he was seized with a fit of
+ sneezing, from exposing his head to the cool breeze. I observed that he
+ returned rather thoughtfully to the house; whistling softly to himself,
+ with his hands behind his back, and an exceedingly dubious air.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The company have now almost all taken their departure; I have determined
+ to do the same to-morrow morning; and I hope my reader may not think that
+ I have already lingered too long at the Hall. I have been tempted to do
+ so, however, because I thought I had lit upon one of the retired places
+ where there are yet some traces to be met with of old English character. A
+ little while hence, and all these will probably have passed away.
+ Ready-Money Jack will sleep with his fathers: the good Squire, and all his
+ peculiarities, will be buried in the neighbouring church. The old Hall
+ will be modernized into a fashionable country-seat, or, peradventure, a
+ manufactory. The park will be cut up into petty farms and kitchen-gardens.
+ A daily coach will run through the village; it will become, like all other
+ commonplace villages, thronged with coachmen, post-boys, tipplers, and
+ politicians: and Christmas, May-day, and all the other hearty
+ merry-makings of the &ldquo;good old times,&rdquo; will be forgotten.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0053" id="link2H_4_0053"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE AUTHOR&rsquo;S FAREWELL.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ And so without more circumstance at all,
+ I hold it fit that we shake hands and part.
+
+ &mdash;<i>Hamlet</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Having taken leave of the Hall and its inmates, and brought the history of
+ my visit to something like a close, there seems to remain nothing further
+ than to make my bow, and exit. It is my foible, however, to get on such
+ companionable terms with my reader in the course of a work, that it really
+ costs me some pain to part with him; and I am apt to keep him by the hand,
+ and have a few farewell wards at the end of my last volume.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When I cast an eye back upon the work I am just concluding, I cannot but
+ be sensible how full it must be of errors and imperfections: indeed, how
+ should it be otherwise, writing as I do about subjects and scenes with
+ which, as a stranger, I am but partially acquainted? Many will doubtless
+ find cause to smile at very obvious blunders which I may have made; and
+ many may, perhaps, be offended at what they may conceive prejudiced
+ representations. Some will think I might have said much more on such
+ subjects as may suit their peculiar tastes; whilst others will think I had
+ done wiser to have left those subjects entirely alone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It will probably be said, too, by some, that I view England with a partial
+ eye. Perhaps I do; for I can never forget that it is my &ldquo;father land.&rdquo; And
+ yet, the circumstances under which I have viewed it have by no means been
+ such as were calculated to produce favourable impressions. For the greater
+ part of the time that I have resided in it, I have lived almost unknowing
+ and unknown; seeking no favours, and receiving none: &ldquo;a stranger and a
+ sojourner in the land,&rdquo; and subject to all the chills and neglects that
+ are the common lot of the stranger.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When I consider these circumstances, and recollect how often I have taken
+ up my pen, with a mind ill at ease, and spirits much dejected and cast
+ down, I cannot but think I was not likely to err on the favourable side of
+ the picture. The opinions I have given of English character have been the
+ result of much quiet, dispassionate, and varied observation. It is a
+ character not to be hastily studied, for it always puts on a repulsive and
+ ungracious aspect to a stranger. Let those, then, who condemn my
+ representations as too favourable, observe this people as closely and
+ deliberately as I have done, and they will, probably, change their
+ opinion. Of one thing, at any rate, I am certain, that I have spoken
+ honestly and sincerely, from the convictions of my mind, and the dictates
+ of my heart. When I first published my former writings, it was with no
+ hope of gaining favour in English eyes, for I little thought they were to
+ become current out of my own country: and had I merely sought popularity
+ among my own countrymen, I should have taken a more direct and obvious
+ way, by gratifying rather than rebuking the angry feelings that were then
+ prevalent against England.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And here let me acknowledge my warm, my thankful feelings, at the effect
+ produced by one of my trivial lucubrations. I allude to the essay in the
+ Sketch-Book, on the subject of the literary feuds between England and
+ America. I cannot express the heartfelt delight I have experienced, at the
+ unexpected sympathy and approbation with which those remarks have been
+ received on both sides of the Atlantic. I speak this not from any paltry
+ feelings of gratified vanity; for I attribute the effect to no merit of my
+ pen. The paper in question was brief and casual, and the ideas it conveyed
+ were simple and obvious. &ldquo;It was the cause: it was the cause&rdquo; alone. There
+ Vras a predisposition on the part of my readers to be favourably affected.
+ My countrymen responded in heart to the filial feelings I had avowed in
+ their name towards the parent country: and there was a generous sympathy
+ in every English bosom towards a solitary individual, lifting up his voice
+ in a strange land, to vindicate the injured character of his nation. There
+ are some causes sosacred as to carry with them an irresistible appeal to
+ every virtuous bosom; and he needs but little power of eloquence, who
+ defends the honour of his wife, his mother, or his country.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I hail, therefore, the success of that brief paper, as showing how much
+ good may be done by a kind word, however feeble, when spoken in season&mdash;as
+ showing how much dormant good-feeling actually exists in each country,
+ towards the other, which only wants the slightest spark to kindle it into
+ a genial flame&mdash;as showing, in fact, what I have all along believed
+ and asserted, that the two nations would grow together in esteem and
+ amity, if meddling and malignant spirits would but throw by their
+ mischievous pens, and leave kindred hearts to the kindly impulses of
+ nature.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I once more assert, and I assert it with increased conviction of its
+ truth, that there exists, among the great majority of my countrymen, a
+ favourable feeling toward England. I repeat this assertion, because I
+ think it a truth that cannot too often be reiterated, and because it has
+ met with some contradiction. Among all the liberal and enlightened minds
+ of my countrymen, among all those which eventually give a tone to national
+ opinion, there exists a cordial desire to be on terms of courtesy and
+ friendship. But at the same time, there exists in those very minds a
+ distrust of reciprocal good-will on the part of England. They have been
+ rendered morbidly sensitive by the attacks made upon their country by the
+ English press; and their occasional irritability on this subject has been
+ misinterpreted into a settled and unnatural hostility.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For my part, I consider this jealous sensibility as belonging to generous
+ natures. I should look upon my countrymen as fallen indeed from that
+ independence of spirit which is their birth-gift; as fallen indeed from
+ that pride of character which they inherit from the proud nation from
+ which they sprung, could they tamely sit down under the infliction of
+ contumely and insult. Indeed, the very impatience which they show as to
+ the misrepresentations of the press, proves their respect for English
+ opinion, and their desire for English amity; for there is never jealousy
+ where there is not strong regard.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is easy to say, that these attacks are all the effusions of worthless
+ scribblers, and treated with silent contempt by the nation; but, alas! the
+ slanders of the scribbler travel abroad, and the silent contempt of the
+ nation is only known at home. With England, then, it remains, as I have
+ formerly asserted, to promote a mutual spirit of conciliation; she has but
+ to hold the language of friendship and respect, and she is secure of the
+ good-will of every American bosom.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In expressing these sentiments, I would utter nothing that should commit
+ the proper spirit of my countrymen. We seek no boon at England&rsquo;s hands: we
+ ask nothing as a favour. Her friendship is not necessary, nor would her
+ hostility be dangerous to our well-being. We ask nothing from abroad that
+ we cannot reciprocate. But with respect to England, we have a warm feeling
+ of the heart, the glow of consanguinity that still lingers in our blood.
+ Interest apart&mdash;past differences forgotten&mdash;we extend the hand
+ of old relationship. We merely ask, do not estrange us from you; do not
+ destroy the ancient tie of blood; do not let scoffers and slanderers drive
+ a kindred nation from your side; we would fain be friends; do not compel
+ us to be enemies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There needs no better rallying-ground for international amity, than that
+ furnished by an eminent English writer: &ldquo;There is,&rdquo; say she, &ldquo;a sacred
+ bond between us of blood and of language, which no circumstances can
+ break. Our literature must always be theirs; and though their laws are no
+ longer the same as ours, we have the same Bible, and we address our common
+ Father in the same prayer. Nations are too ready to admit that they have
+ natural enemies; why should they be less willing to believe that they have
+ natural friends?"<a href="#linknote-18" name="linknoteref-18"
+ id="linknoteref-18"><small>18</small></a>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="linknote-18" id="linknote-18"> Note--></a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="foot">
+ 18 (<a href="#linknoteref-18">return</a>)<br /> [ From an article (said to
+ be by Robert Southey, Esq.) published in the Quarterly Review. It is to be
+ lamented that that publication should so often forget the generous text
+ here given!]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To the magnanimous spirits of both countries must we trust to carry such a
+ natural alliance of affection into full effect. To pens more powerful than
+ mine, I leave the noble task of promoting the cause of national amity. To
+ the intelligent and enlightened of my own country, I address my parting
+ voice, entreating them to show themselves superior to the petty attacks of
+ the ignorant and the worthless, and still to look with dispassionate and
+ philosophic eye to the moral character of England, as the intellectual
+ source of our rising greatness; while I appeal to every generous-minded
+ Englishman from the slanders which disgrace the press, insult the
+ understanding, and belie the magnanimity of his country: and I invite him
+ to look to America, as to a kindred nation, worthy of its origin; giving,
+ in the healthy vigour of its growth, the best of comments on its parent
+ stock; and reflecting, in the dawning brightness of its fame, the moral
+ effulgence of British glory.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am sure that such an appeal will not be made in vain. Indeed, I have
+ noticed, for some time past, an essential change in English sentiment with
+ regard to Amerioar. In parliament, that fountain-head of public opinion,
+ there seems to be an emulation, on both sides of the house, in holding the
+ language of courtesy and friendship. The same spirit is daily becoming
+ more and more prevalent in good society. There is a growing curiosity
+ concerning my country; a craving desire for correct information, that
+ cannot fail to lead to a favourable understanding. The scoffer, I trust,
+ has had his day; the time of the slanderer is gone by; the ribald jokes,
+ the stale commonplaces, which have so long passed current when America was
+ the theme, are now banished to the ignorant and the vulgar, or only
+ perpetuated by the hireling scribblers and traditional jesters of the
+ press. The intelligent and high-minded now pride themselves upon making
+ America a study.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But however my feelings may be understood or reciprocated on either side
+ of the Atlantic, I utter them without reserve, for I have ever found that
+ to speak frankly is to speak safely. I am not so sanguine as to believe
+ that the two nations are ever to be bound together by any romantic ties of
+ feeling; but I believe that much may be done towards keeping alive cordial
+ sentiments, were every well-disposed mind occasionally to throw in a
+ simple word of kindness. If I have, indeed, produced any such effect by my
+ writings, it will be a soothing reflection to me, that for once, in the
+ course of a rather negligent life, I have been useful; that for once, by
+ the casual exercise of a pen which has been in general but too
+ unprofitably employed, I have awakened a cord of sympathy between the land
+ of my fathers and the dear land that gave me birth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the spirit of these sentiments, I now take my farewell of the paternal
+ soil. With anxious eye do I behold the clouds of doubt and difficulty that
+ are lowering over it, and earnestly do I hope that they may all clear up
+ into serene and settled sunshine. In bidding this last adieu, my heart is
+ filled with fond, yet melancholy emotions; and still I linger, and still,
+ like a child leaving the venerable abodes of his forefathers, I turn to
+ breathe forth a filial benediction: Peace be within thy walls, O England!
+ and plenteousness within thy palaces; for my brethren and my companions&rsquo;
+ sake I will now say, Peace be within thee!
+ </p>
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