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Modify or delete as required. --> + <A href='#THE_ETHICS_OF_THE_DRINK_QUESTION'><B><I>THE ETHICS OF + THE DRINK QUESTION</I>.</B></A><BR> + <A href='#VOYAGING_AT_SEA'><B><I>VOYAGING AT SEA</I></B></A><BR> + <A href='#WAR'><B><I>WAR.</I></B></A><BR> + <A href='#DRINK'><B><I>DRINK</I>.</B></A><BR> + <A href= + '#CONCERNING_PEOPLE_WHO_KNOW_THEY_ARE_GOING_WRONG'><B><I>CONCERNING + PEOPLE WHO KNOW THEY ARE GOING WRONG</I>.</B></A><BR> + <A href='#THE_SOCIAL_INFLUENCE_OF_THE_quotBARquot'><B><I>THE + SOCIAL INFLUENCE OF THE "BAR."</I></B></A><BR> + <A href='#FRIENDSHIP'><B><I>FRIENDSHIP</I>.</B></A><BR> + <A href='#DISASTERS_AT_SEA'><B><I>DISASTERS AT + SEA</I>.</B></A><BR> + <A href='#A_RHAPSODY_OF_SUMMER'><B><I>A RHAPSODY OF + SUMMER</I>.</B></A><BR> + <A href='#LOST_DAYS'><B>LOST DAYS.</B></A><BR> + <A href='#MIDSUMMER_DAYS_AND_MIDSUMMER_NIGHTS'><B><I>MIDSUMMER + DAYS AND MIDSUMMER NIGHTS.</I></B></A><BR> + <A href='#DANDIES'><B><I>DANDIES</I>.</B></A><BR> + <A href='#GENIUS_AND_RESPECTABILITY'><B><I>GENIUS AND + RESPECTABILITY</I>.</B></A><BR> + <A href='#SLANG'><B><I>SLANG</I>.</B></A><BR> + <A href='#PETS'><B><I>PETS.</I></B></A><BR> + <A href='#THE_ETHICS_OF_THE_TURF'><B><I>THE ETHICS OF THE + TURF</I>.</B></A><BR> + <A href='#DISCIPLINE'><B><I>DISCIPLINE</I>.</B></A><BR> + <A href='#BAD_COMPANY'><B><I>BAD COMPANY</I>.</B></A><BR> + <A href='#GOOD_COMPANY'><B><I>GOOD COMPANY</I>.</B></A><BR> + <A href='#GOING_A_WALKING'><B><I>GOING A-WALKING.</I></B></A><BR> + <A href='#quotSPORTquot'><B><I>"SPORT."</I></B></A><BR> + <A href='#DEGRADED_MEN'><B><I>DEGRADED MEN</I>.</B></A><BR> + <A href='#A_REFINEMENT_OF_quotSPORTINGquot_CRUELTY'><B><I>A + REFINEMENT OF "SPORTING" CRUELTY.</I></B></A><BR> + <A href='#LIBERTY'><B><I>LIBERTY</I>.</B></A><BR> + <A href='#EQUALITY'><B><I>EQUALITY</I>.</B></A><BR> + <A href='#FRATERNITY'><B><I>FRATERNITY</I>.</B></A><BR> + <A href='#LITTLE_WARS'><B><I>LITTLE WARS</I>.</B></A><BR> + <A href='#THE_BRITISH_FESTIVAL'><B><I>THE BRITISH + FESTIVAL</I>.</B></A><BR> + <A href='#SEASONABLE_NONSENSE'><B><I>SEASONABLE + NONSENSE</I>.</B></A><BR> + <A href='#THE_FADING_YEAR'><B><I>THE FADING YEAR</I>.</B></A><BR> + <A href='#BEHIND_THE_VEIL'><B><I>BEHIND THE VEIL</I>.</B></A><BR> + <A href='#Extracts_from_Reviews_of_the_First_Edition'><B>Extracts + from Reviews of the First Edition.</B></A><BR> + <!-- End Autogenerated TOC. --> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='THE_ETHICS_OF_THE_DRINK_QUESTION' id= + "THE_ETHICS_OF_THE_DRINK_QUESTION"></A> + + <H2><I>THE ETHICS OF THE DRINK QUESTION</I>.</H2><BR> + + <P>All the statistics and formal statements published about drink + are no doubt impressive enough to those who have the eye for that + kind of thing; but, to most of us, the word "million" means + nothing at all, and thus when we look at figures, and find that a + terrific number of gallons are swallowed, and that an equally + terrific amount in millions sterling is spent, we feel no + emotion. It is as though you told us that a thousand Chinamen + were killed yesterday; for we should think more about the + ailments of a pet terrier than about the death of the Chinese, + and we think absolutely nothing definite concerning the + "millions" which appear with such an imposing intention when + reformers want to stir the public. No man's imagination was ever + vitally impressed by figures, and I am a little afraid that the + statistical gentlemen repel people instead of attracting them. + The persons who screech and abuse the drink sellers are even less + effective than the men of figures; their opponents laugh at them, + and their friends grow deaf and apathetic in the storm of + whirling words, while cool outsiders think that we should be + better employed if we found fault with ourselves and sat in + sackcloth and ashes instead of gnashing teeth at tradesmen who + obey a human instinct. The publican is considered, among platform + folk in the temperance body, as even worse than a criminal, if we + take all things seriously that they choose to say, and I have + over and over again heard vague blather about confiscating the + drink-sellers' property and reducing them to the state to which + they have brought others. Then there is the rant regarding + brewers. Why forget essential business only in order to attack a + class of plutocrats whom we have made, and whom our society + worships with odious grovellings? The brewers and distillers earn + their money by concocting poisons which cause nearly all the + crime and misery in broad Britain; there is not a soul living in + these islands who does not know the effect of the afore-named + poisons; there is not a soul living who does not very well know + that there never was a pestilence crawling over the earth which + could match the alcoholic poisons in murderous power. There is a + demand for these poisons; the brewer and distiller supply the + demand and gain thereby large profits; society beholds the + profits and adores the brewer. When a gentleman has sold enough + alcoholic poison to give him the vast regulation fortune which is + the drink-maker's inevitable portion, then the world receives him + with welcome and reverence; the rulers of the nation search out + honours and meekly bestow them upon him, for can he not command + seats, and do not seats mean power, and does not power enable + talkative gentry to feed themselves fat out of the parliamentary + trough? No wonder the brewer is a personage. Honours which used + to be reserved for men who did brave deeds, or thought brave + thoughts, are reserved for persons who have done nothing but sell + so many buckets of alcoholized fluid. Observe what happens when + some brewer's wife chooses to spend £5000 on a ball. I + remember one excellent lady carefully boasting (for the benefit + of the Press) that the flowers alone that were in her house on + one evening cost in all £2000. Well, the mob of society + folk fairly yearn for invitations to such a show, and there is no + meanness too despicable to be perpetrated by women who desire + admission. So through life the drink-maker and his family fare in + dignity and splendour; adulation surrounds them; powerful men bow + to the superior force of money; wealth accumulates until the + amount in the brewer's possession baffles the mind that tries to + conceive it—and the big majority of our interesting race + say that all this is good. Considering, then, how the English + people directly and indirectly force the man of drink onward + until he must of necessity fancy there is something of the moral + demi-god about him; considering how he is wildly implored to aid + in ruling us from Westminster; considering that his aid at an + election may procure him the same honour which fell to the share + of William Pitt, Earl of Chatham—may we not say that the + community makes the brewer, and that if the brewer's stuff mars + the community we have no business to howl at him. We are + answerable for his living, and moving, and having his + being—the few impulsive people who gird at him should + rather turn in shame and try to make some impression on the huge, + cringing, slavering crowd who make the plutocrat's pompous reign + possible.</P> + + <P>But for myself, I cannot be bothered with bare figures and + vague abuse nowadays; abstractions are nothing, and neat + arguments are less than nothing, because the dullest quack that + ever quacked can always clench an argument in a fashion. Every + turn that talk can take on the drink question brings the image of + some man or woman, or company of men and women, before me, and + that image is alive to my mind. If you pelt me with tabular + forms, and tell me that each adult in Britain drank so many pints + last year, you might just as well recite a mathematical proof. I + fix on some one human figure that your words may suggest and the + image of the bright lad whom I saw become a dirty, loafing, + thievish sot is more instructive and more woeful than all your + columns of numerals.</P> + + <P>Before me passes a tremendous procession of the lost: I can + stop its march when I choose and fix on any given individual in + the ranks, so that you can hardly name a single fact concerning + drink, which does not recall to me a fellow-creature who has + passed into the place of wrecked lives and slain souls. The more + I think about it the more plainly I see that, if we are to make + any useful fight against drink, we must drop the + preachee-preachee; we must drop loud execrations of the people + whose existence the State fosters; we must get hold of men who + <I>know</I> what drinking means, and let them come heart to heart + with the victims who are blindly tramping on to ruin for want of + a guide and friend. My hideous procession of the damned is always + there to importune me; I gathered the dolorous recruits who form + the procession when I was dwelling in strange, darkened ways, and + I know that only the magnetism of the human soul could ever have + saved one of them. If anybody fancies that Gothenburg systems, or + lectures, or little tiresome tracts, or sloppy yarns about "Joe + Tomkins's Temperance Turkey," or effusive harangues by + half-educated buffoons, will ever do any good, he must run along + the ranks of my procession with me, and I reckon he may learn + something. The comic personages who deal with the subject are + cruelly useless; the very notion of making jokes in presence of + such a mighty living Terror seems desolating to the mind; I could + not joke over the pest of drink, for I had as lief dance a + hornpipe to the blare of the last Trumpet.</P> + + <P>I said you must have men who <I>know</I>, if you care to + rescue any tempted creature. You must also have men who address + the individual and get fast hold of his imagination; abstractions + must be completely left alone, and your workers must know so much + of the minute details of the horror against which they are + fighting that each one who comes under their influence shall feel + as if the story of his life were known and his soul laid bare. I + do not believe that you will ever stop one man from drinking by + means of legislation; you may level every tavern over twenty + square miles, but you will not thereby prevent a fellow who has + the <I>bite</I> of drink from boozing himself mad whenever he + likes. As for stopping a woman by such merely mechanical means as + the closing of public-houses, the idea is ridiculous to anybody + who knows the foxy cunning, the fixed determination of a female + soaker. It is a great moral and physical problem that we want to + solve, and Bills and clauses are only so much ink and paper which + are ineffective as a schoolboy's copybook. If a man has the + desire for alcohol there is no power known that can stop him from + gratifying himself; the end to be aimed at is to remove the + desire—to get the drinker past that stage when the craving + presses hardly on him, and you can never bring that about by + rules and regulations. I grant that the clusters of drink-shops + which are stuck together in the slums of our big towns are a + disgrace to all of us, but if we closed 99 per cent. of them by + Statute we should have the same drunken crew left. While + wandering far and wide over England, nothing has struck me more + than the steady resolution with which men will obtain drink + during prohibited hours; the cleverest administrator in the world + could not frame a network of clauses that could stop them; one + might close every drink-selling place in Britain, and yet those + folks that had a mind would get drink when they wanted it. You + may ply bolts and bars; you may stop the working of beer-engines + and taps; but all will be futile, for I repeat, that only by + asserting power over hearts, souls, imaginations, can you make + any sort of definite resistance to the awe-striking plague that + envenoms the world. With every humility I am obliged to say that + many of the good people who aim at reform do not know + sufficiently well the central facts regarding drink and drinkers. + It is beautiful to watch some placid man who stands up and talks + gently to a gathering of sympathizers. The reposeful face, the + reposeful voice, the refinement, the assured faith of the speaker + are comforting; but when he explains that he has always been an + abstainer, I am inclined to wonder how he can possibly exchange + ideas with an alcoholized man. How <I>can</I> he know where to + aim his persuasions with most effect? Can he really sympathize + with the fallen? He has never lived with drunkards or wastrels; + he is apart, like a star, and I half think that he only has a + blurred vision of the things about which he talks so sweetly. He + would be more poignant, and more likely to draw people after him, + if he had living images burned into his consciousness. My own set + of pictures all stand out with ghastly plainness as if they were + lit up by streaks of fire from the Pit. I have come through the + Valley of the Shadow into which I ventured with a light heart, + and those who know me might point and say what was said of a + giant: "There is the man who has been in hell." It was true. + Through the dim and sordid inferno, I moved as in a trance for + awhile, and that is what makes me so keen to warn those who fancy + they are safe; that is what makes me so discontented with the + peculiar ethical conceptions of a society which bows down before + the concocter of drink and spurns the lost one whom drink seizes. + I have learned to look with yearning pity and pardon on all who + have been blasted in life by their own weakness, and gripped by + the trap into which so many weakly creatures stumble. Looking at + brutal life, catching the rotting soul in the very fact, have + made me feel the most careless contempt for Statute-mongers, + because I know now that you must conquer the evil of evils by a + straight appeal to one individual after another and not by any + screed of throttling jargon. One Father Mathew would be worth ten + Parliaments, even if the Parliaments were all reeling off + curative measures with unexampled velocity. You must not talk to + a county or a province and expect to be heard to any purpose; you + must address John, and Tom, and Mary. I am sure that dead-lift + individual effort will eventually reduce the ills arising from + alcohol to a minimum, and I am equally sure that the blind + groping of half-informed men who chatter at St. Stephen's will + never do more good than the chatter of the same number of + jackdaws. It is impossible to help admiring Sir Wilfrid Lawson's + smiling courage, but I really do not believe that he sees more + than the faint shadows of the evils against which he struggles; + he does not know the true nature of the task which he has + attacked, and he fancies that securing temperance is an affair of + bolts, and bars, and police, and cackling local councils. I wish + he had lived with me for a year.</P> + + <P>If you talk with strong emotion about the dark horror of drink + you always earn plenty of jibes, and it is true that you do give + your hand away, as the fighting men say. It is easy to turn off a + light paragraph like this: "Because A chooses to make a beast of + himself, is that any reason why B, and C, and D should be + deprived of a wholesome article of liquid food?"—and so on. + Now, I do not want to trouble B, and C, and D at all; A is my + man, and I want to get at him, not by means of a policeman, or a + municipal officer of any kind, but by bringing my soul and + sympathy close to him. Moreover, I believe that if everybody had + definite knowledge of the wide ruin which is being wrought by + drink there would be a general movement which would end in the + gradual disappearance of drinking habits. At this present, + however, our state is truly awful, and I see a bad end to it all, + and a very bad end to England herself, unless a great emotional + impulse travels over the country. The same middle class which is + envenomed by the gambling madness is also the heir of all the + more vile habits which the aristocrats have abandoned. + Drinking—conviviality I think they call it—is not + merely an excrescence on the life of the middle class—it + <I>is</I> the life; and work, thought, study, seemly conduct, are + now the excrescences. Drink first, gambling second, lubricity + third—those are the chief interests of the young men, and I + cannot say that the interests of mature and elderly men differ + very much from those of the fledglings. Ladies and gentlemen who + dwell in quiet refinement can hardly know the scenes amid which + our middle-class lad passes the span of his most impressionable + days. I have watched the men at all times and in all kinds of + places; every town of importance is very well known to me, and + the same abomination is steadily destroying the higher life in + all. The Chancellors of the Exchequer gaily repeat the + significant figures which give the revenue from alcohol; the + optimist says that times are mending; the comfortable gentry who + mount the pulpits do not generally care to ruffle the fine dames + by talking about unpleasant things—and all the while the + curse is gaining, and the betting, scoffing, degraded crew of + drinkers are sliding merrily to destruction. Some are able to + keep on the slide longer than others, but I have seen + scores—hundreds—stop miserably, and the very faces of + the condemned men, with the last embruted look on them, are + before me. My subject has so many thousands of facets that I am + compelled to select a few of the most striking. Take one scene + through which I sat not very long ago, and then you may + understand how far the coming regenerator will have to go. A + great room was filled by about 350 men and lads, all of the + middle class; a concert was going on, and I was a little curious + to know the kind of entertainment which the well-dressed company + liked. Of course there was drink in plenty, and the staff of + waiters had a busy time; a loud crash of talk went on between the + songs, and, as the drink gathered power on excited brains, this + crash grew more and more discordant. Nice lads, with smooth, + pleasant faces, grew flushed and excited, and I am afraid that I + occupied myself in marking out possible careers for a good many + of them as I studied their faces. There was not much fun of the + healthy kind; fat, comfortable, middle-aged men laughed so + heartily at the faintest indecent allusion that the singers grew + broader and broader, and the hateful music-hall songs grew more + and more risky as the night grew onward. By the way, can anything + be more loathsomely idiotic than the average music-hall ditty, + with its refrain and its quaint stringing together of casual + filthiness? If I had not wanted to fix a new picture on my mind I + should have liked better to be in a tap-room among honestly + brutal costers and scavengers than with that sniggering, winking + gang. The drink got hold, glasses began to be broken here and + there, the time was beaten with glass crushers, spoons, pipes, + and walking-sticks; and then the bolder spirits felt that the + time for good, rank, unblushing blackguardism had come. A being + stepped up and faced a roaring audience of enthusiasts who knew + the quality of his dirtiness; he launched out into an unclean + stave, and he reduced his admirers to mere convulsions. He was + encored, and he went a trifle further, until he reached a depth + of bestiality below which a gaff in Shoreditch could net descend. + Ah! Those bonny lads, how they roared with laughter, and how they + exchanged winks with grinning elders! Not a single obscure + allusion to filth was lost upon them, and they took more and more + drink under pressure of the secret excitement until many of them + were unsteady and incoherent. I think I should shoot a boy of + mine if I found him enjoying such a foul entertainment. It was + léze-Humanity. The orgie rattled on, to the joy of all the + steaming, soddened company, and I am not able to guess where some + of the songs and recitations came from. There are deeps below + deeps, and I suppose that there are skilled literary workmen who + have sunk so far that they are ready to supply the unspeakable + dirt which I heard.</P> + + <P>There was a merry crowd at the bar when this astounding + function ceased, and the lively lads jostled, and laughed, and + quoted some of the more spicy specimens of nastiness which they + had just heard.</P> + + <P>Now, I should not have mentioned such an unsavoury business as + this, but that it illustrates in a curious way the fact that one + is met and countered by the power of Drink at every turn in this + country. Among that unholy audience were one or two worthies who + ought by rights to have called the police, and forced the + promoters of the fun to appear before the Bench in the morning. + But then these magistrates had an interest in Beer, and Brewery + shares were pretty well represented in the odious room, and thus + a flagrant scandal was gently passed aside. The worst of it is + that, after a rouse like this, the young men do not care to go to + bed, so they adjourn to some one's rooms and play cards till any + hour. In the train next morning there are blotchy faces, dull + eyes, tongues with a bitter taste, and there is a general rush + for "liveners" before the men go to office or warehouse; and the + day drags on until the joyous evening comes, when some new form + of debauch drowns the memory of the morning's headache. Should + you listen to a set of these men when the roar of a long bar is + at its height at night, you will find that the life of the + intellect has passed away from their midst. The fellows may be + sharp in a small way at business, and I am sure I hope they are; + but their conversation is painful in the extreme to any one who + wishes to retain a shred of respect for his own species. If you + listen long, and then fix your mind so that you can pick out the + exact significance of what you have heard, you become confounded. + Take the scraps of "bar" gabble. "So I says, 'Lay me fours.' And + he winks and says, 'I'll give you seven to two, if you like.' + Well, you know, the horse won, and I stood him a bottle out of + the three pound ten, so I wasn't much in." "'What!' says I; 'step + outside along o' me, and bring your pal with you, and I'll spread + your bloomin' nose over your face.'" "<I>That</I> corked him." "I + tell you Flyaway's a dead cert. I know a bloke that goes to + Newmarket regular, and he's acquainted with Reilly of the + Greyhound, and Reilly told him that he heard Teddy Martin's + cousin say that Flyaway was tried within seven pounds of Peacock. + Can you have a better tip than that?" "I'll give you the break, + and we'll play for a bob and the games." "Thanks, deah boy, I'll + jest have one with you. Lor! wasn't I chippy this morning? I felt + as if the pavement was making rushes at me, and my hat seemed to + want a shoehorn to get it on or off for that matter. Bill's + whisky's too good." "I'm going out with a Judy on Sunday, or else + you'd have me with you. The girls won't leave me alone, and the + blessed dears can't be denied." So the talk goes steadily + forward. What can a bright lad learn there? Many of the assembly + are very young, and their features have not lost the freshness + and purity of skin which give such a charm to a healthy lad's + appearance. Would any mother like to see her favourite among that + hateful crowd? I do not think that mothers rightly know the sort + of places which their darlings enter; I do not think they guess + the kind of language which the youths hear when the chimes sound + at midnight; they do not know the intricacies of a society which + half encourages callow beings to drink, and then kicks them into + the gutter if the drink takes hold effectually. The kindly, + seemly woman remains at home in her drawing-room, papa slumbers + if he is one of the stay-at-home sort; but Gerald, and Sidney, + and Alfred are out in the drink-shop hearing talk fit to make + Rabelais turn queasy, or they are in the billiard-room learning + to spell "ruin" with all convenient speed, or perhaps they have + "copped it"—that is the correct phrase—rather early, + and they are swaggering along, shadowed by some + creature—half girl, half tiger-cat—who will bring + them up in good time. If the women knew enough, I sometimes think + they would make a combined, nightly raid on the boozing-bars, and + bring their lads out.</P> + + <P>Some hard-headed fellows may think that there is something + grandmotherly in the regrets which I utter over the cesspool in + which so many of our middle-class seem able to wallow without + suffering asphyxia; but I am only mournful because I have seen + the plight of so many and many after their dip in the sinister + depths of the pool. I envy those stolid people who can talk so + contemptuously of frailty—I mean I envy them their + self-mastery; I quite understand the temperament of those who can + be content with a slight exhilaration, and who fiercely contemn + the crackbrain who does not know when to stop. No doubt it is a + sad thing for a man to part with his self-control, but I happen + to hold a brief for the crackbrain, and I say that there is not + any man living who can afford to be too contemptuous, for no one + knows when his turn may come to make a disastrous slip.</P> + + <P>Most strange it is that a vice which brings instant punishment + on him who harbours it should be first of all encouraged by the + very people who are most merciless in condemning it. The drunkard + has not to wait long for his punishment; it follows hard on his + sin, and he is not left to the justice of another world. And yet, + as we have said, this vice, which entails such scathing disgrace + and suffering, is encouraged in many seductive ways. The talk in + good company often runs on wine; the man who has the deadly taint + in his blood is delicately pressed to take that which brings the + taint once more into ill-omened activity; but, so long as his + tissues show no sign of that flabbiness and general + unwholesomeness which mark the excessive drinker, he is left + unnoticed. Then the literary men nearly always make the subject + of drink attractive in one way or other. We laugh at Mr. Pickwick + and all his gay set of brandy-bibbers; we laugh at John Ridd, + with his few odd gallons of ale per day; but let any man be seen + often in the condition which led to Mr. Pickwick's little + accident, and see what becomes of him. He is soon shunned like a + scabbed sheep. One had better incur penal servitude than fall + into that vice from which the Government derives a huge + revenue—the vice which is ironically associated with + friendliness, good temper, merriment, and all goodly things. + There are times when one is minded to laugh for very + bitterness.</P> + + <P>And this sin, which begins in kindness and ends always in + utter selfishness—this sin, which pours accursed money into + the Exchequer—this sin, which consigns him who is guilty of + it to a doom worse than servitude or death—this sin is to + be fought by Act of Parliament! On the one hand, there are gentry + who say, "Drink is a dreadful curse, but look at the revenue." On + the other hand, there are those who say, "Drink is a dreadful + thing; let us stamp it out by means of foolscap and printers' + ink." Then the neutrals say, "Bother both your parties. Drink is + a capital thing in its place. Why don't you leave it alone?" + Meantime the flower of the earth are being bitterly blighted. It + is the special examples that I like to bring out, so that the + jolly lads who are tempted into such places as the concert-room + which I described may perhaps receive a timely check. It is no + use talking to me about culture, and refinement, and learning, + and serious pursuits saving a man from the devouring fiend; for + it happens that the fiend nearly always clutches the best and + brightest and most promising. Intellect alone is not worth + anything as a defensive means against alcohol, and I can convince + anybody of that if he will go with me to a common lodging-house + which we can choose at random. Yes, it is the bright and powerful + intellects that catch the rot first in too many cases, and that + is why I smile at the notion of mere book-learning making us any + better. If I were to make out a list of the scholars whom I have + met starving and in rags, I should make people gape. I once + shared a pot of fourpenny ale with a man who used to earn + £2000 a year by coaching at Oxford. He was in a low house + near the Waterloo Road, and he died of cold and hunger there. He + had been the friend and counsellor of statesmen, but the vice + from which statesmen squeeze revenue had him by the throat before + he knew where he was, and he drifted toward death in a kind of + constant dream from which no one ever saw him wake. These once + bright and splendid intellectual beings swarm in the houses of + poverty: if you pick up with a peculiarly degraded one you may + always be sure that he was one of the best men of his time, and + it seems as if the very rich quality of his intelligence had + enabled corruption to rankle through him so much the more + quickly. I have seen a tramp on the road—a queer, + long-nosed, short-sighted animal—who would read Greek with + the book upside-down. He was a very fine Latin scholar, and we + tried him with Virgil; he could go off at score when he had a + single line given him, and he scarcely made a slip, for the + poetry seemed ingrained. I have shared a pennyworth of sausage + with the brother of a Chief Justice, and I have played a piccolo + while an ex-incumbent performed a dance which he described, I + think, as Pyrrhic. He fell in the fire and used hideous language + in Latin and French, but I do not know whether that was Pyrrhic + also. Drink is the dainty harvester; no puny ears for him, no + faint and bending stalks: he reaps the rathe corn, and there is + only the choicest of the choice in his sheaves. That is what I + want to fix on the minds of young people—and others; the + more sense of power you have, the more pride of strength you + have, the more you are likely to be marked and shorn down by the + grim reaper; and there is little hope for you when the reaper + once approaches, because the very friends who followed the + national craze, and upheld the harmlessness of drink, will shoot + out their lips at you and run away when your bad moment + comes.</P> + + <P>The last person who ever suspects that a wife drinks is always + the husband; the last person who ever suspects that any given man + is bitten with drink is that man himself. So stealthily, so + softly does the evil wind itself around a man's being, that he + very often goes on fancying himself a rather admirable and + temperate customer—until the crash comes. It is all so + easy, that the deluded dupe never thinks that anything is far + wrong until he finds that his friends are somehow beginning to + fight shy of him. No one will tell him what ails him, and I may + say that such a course would be quite useless, for the person + warned would surely fly into a passion, declare himself insulted, + and probably perform some mad trick while his nerves were on + edge. Well, there comes a time when the doomed man is disinclined + for exertion, and he knows that something is wrong. He has become + sly almost without knowing it, and, although he is pining for + some stimulus, he pretends to go without, and tries by the + flimsiest of devices, to deceive those around him. Now that is a + funny symptom; the master vice, the vice that is the pillar of + the revenue, always, without any exception known to me, turns a + man into a sneak, and it generally turns him into a liar as well. + So sure as the habit of concealment sets in, so surely we may be + certain that the dry-rot of the soul has begun. The drinker is + tremulous; he finds that light beverages are useless to him, and + he tries something that burns: his nerve recovers tone; he laughs + at himself for his early morning fears, and he gets over another + day. But the dry-rot is spreading; body and soul react on each + other, and the forlorn one soon begins to be fatally false and + weak in morals, and dirty and slovenly in person. Then in the + dead, unhappy nights he suffers all the torments that can be + endured if he wakes up while his day's supply of alcohol lies + stagnant in his system. No imagination is so retrospective as the + drunkard's, and the drunkard's remorse is the most terrible + torture known. The wind cries in the dark and the trees moan; the + agonized man who lies waiting the morning thinks of the times + when the whistle of the wind was the gladdest of sounds to him; + his old ambitions wake from their trance and come to gaze on him + reproachfully; he sees that fortune (and mayhap fame) have passed + him by, and all through his own fault; he may whine about + imaginary wrongs during the day when he is maudlin, but the night + fairly throttles him if he attempts to turn away from the stark + truth, and he remains pinned face to face with his beautiful, + dead self. Then, with a start, he remembers that he has no + friends. When he crawls out in the morning to steady his hand he + will be greeted with filthy public-house cordiality by the + animals to whose level he has dragged himself, but of friends he + has none. Now, is it not marvellous? Drink is so jolly; + prosperous persons talk with such a droll wink about vagaries + which they or their friends committed the night before; it is all + so very, very lightsome! The brewers and distillers who put the + mirth-inspiring beverages into the market receive more + consideration, and a great deal more money, than an average + European prince;—and yet the poor dry-rotted unfortunate + whose decadence we are tracing is like a leper in the scattering + effects which he produces during his shaky promenade. He is + indeed alone in the world, and brandy or gin is his only + counsellor and comforter. As to character, the last rag of that + goes when the first sign of indolence is seen; the watchers have + eyes like cats, and the self-restrained men among them have + usually seen so many fellows depart to perdition that every stage + in the process of degradation is known to them. No! there is not + a friend, and dry, clever gentlemen say, "Yes. Good chap enough + once on a day, but can't afford to be seen with him now." The + soaker is amazed to find that women are afraid of him a little, + and shrink from him—in fact, the only people who are + cordial with him are the landlords, among whom he is treated as a + sort of irresponsible baby. "I may as well have his money as + anybody else. He shan't get outrageously drunk here, but he may + as well moisten his clay and keep himself from being miserable. + If he gets the jumps in the night that's his look-out." That is + the soaker's friend. The man is not unkind; he is merely + hardened, and his morals, like those of nearly all who are + connected with the great Trade, have suffered a twist. When the + soaker's last penny has gone, he will receive from the landlord + many a contemptuously good-natured gift—pity it is that the + lost wastrel cannot be saved before that weariful last penny + huddles in the corner of his pocket.</P> + + <P>While the harrowing descent goes on our suffering wretch is + gradually changing in appearance: the piggish element that is + latent in most of us comes out in him; his morality is sapped; he + will beg, borrow, lie, and steal; and, worst of all, he is a butt + for thoughtless young fellows. The last is the worst cut of all, + for the battered, bloodless, sunken ne'er-do-well can remember + only too vividly his own gallant youth, and the thought of what + he was drives him crazed.</P> + + <P>There is only one end; if the doomed one escapes <I>delirium + tremens</I> he is likely to have cirrhosis, and if he misses both + of these, then dropsy or Bright's disease claims him. Those who + once loved him pray for his death, and greet his last breath with + an echoing sigh of thankfulness and relief: he might have been + cheered in his last hour by the graceful sympathy of troops of + friends; but the State-protected vice has such a withering effect + that it scorches up friendship as a fiery breath from a furnace + might scorch a grass blade. If one of my joyous, delightful lads + could just watch the shambling, dirty figure of such a failure as + I have described; if he could see the sneers of amused + passers-by, the timid glances of women, the contemptuous off-hand + speech of the children—"Oh! him! That's old, boozy Blank;" + then the youths might well tremble, for the woebegone beggar that + snivels out thanks for a mouthful of gin was once a brave + lad—clever, handsome, generous, the delight of friends, the + joy of his parents, the most brilliantly promising of all his + circle. He began by being jolly; he was well encouraged and + abetted; he found that respectable men drank, and that Society + made no demur. But he forgot that there are drinkers and + drinkers, he forgot that the cool-headed men were not tainted by + heredity, nor were their brains so delicately poised that the + least grain of foreign matter introduced in the form of vapour + could cause semi-insanity. And thus the sacrifice of + Society—and the Exchequer—goes to the tomb amid + contempt, and hissing, and scorn; while the saddest thing of all + is that those who loved him most passionately are most glad to + hear the clods thump on his coffin. I believe, if you let me keep + a youngster for an hour in a room with me, I could tell him + enough stories from my own shuddery experience to frighten him + off drink for life. I should cause him to be haunted.</P> + + <P>There is none of the rage of the convert in all this; I knew + what I was doing when I went into the base and sordid homes of + ruin during years, and I want to know how any justification + <I>not</I> fitted for the libretto of an extravaganza can be + given by certain parliamentary gentlemen in order that we may be + satisfied with their conduct. My wanderings and freaks do not + count; I was a Bohemian, with the tastes of a Romany and the + curiosity of a philosopher; I went into the most abominable + company because it amused me and I had only myself to please, and + I saw what a fearfully tense grip the monster, Drink, has taken + of this nation; and let me say that you cannot understand that + one little bit, if you are content to knock about with a + policeman and squint at signboards. Well, I want to know how + these legislators can go to church and repeat certain prayers, + while they continue to make profit by retailing Death at so much + a gallon; and I want to know how some scores of other godly men + go out of their way to back up a traffic which is very well able + to take care of itself. A wild, night-roaming gipsy like me is + not expected to be a model, but one might certainly expect better + things from folks who are so insultingly, aggressively righteous. + One sombre and thoughtful Romany of my acquaintance said, "My + brother, there are many things that I try to fight, and they + knock me out of time in the first round." That is my own case + exactly when I observe comfortable personages who deplore vice, + and fill their pockets to bursting by shoving the vice right in + the way of the folks most likely to be stricken with deadly + precision by it.</P> + + <P>It is not easy to be bad-tempered over this saddening + business; one has to be pitiful. As my memory travels over + England, and follows the tracks that I trod, I seem to see a line + of dead faces, that start into life if I linger by them, and mop + and mow at me in bitterness because I put out no saving hand. So + many and many I saw tramping over the path of Destruction, and I + do not think that ever I gave one of them a manly word of + caution. It was not my place, I thought, and thus their bones are + bleaching, and the memory of their names has flown away like a + mephitic vapour that was better dispersed. Are there many like + me, I wonder, who have not only done nothing to battle with the + mightiest modern evil, but have half encouraged it through + cynical recklessness and pessimism? We entrap the poor and the + base and the wretched to their deaths, and then we cry out about + their vicious tendencies, and their improvidence, and all the + rest. Heaven knows I have no right to sermonize; but, at least, I + never shammed anything. When I saw some spectacle of piercing + misery caused by Drink (as nearly all English misery is) I simply + choked down the tendency to groan, and grimly resolved to see all + I could and remember it. But now that I have had time to reflect + instead of gazing and moaning, I have a sharp conception of the + thing that is biting at England's vitals. People fish out all + sorts of wondrous and obscure causes for crime. As far as England + is concerned I should lump the influences provocative of crime + and productive of misery into one—I say Drink is the root + of almost all evil. It is heartbreaking to know what is going on + at our own doors, for, however we may shuffle and blink, we + cannot disguise the fact that many millions of human beings who + might be saved pass their lives in an obscene hell—and they + live so in merry England. Durst any one describe a lane in + Sandgate, Newcastle-on-Tyne, a court off Orange Street or + Lancaster Street, London, an alley in Manchester, a four-storey + tenement in the Irish quarter of Liverpool? I think not, and it + is perhaps best that no description should be done; for, if it + were well done it would make harmless people unhappy, and if it + were ill done it would drive away sympathy. I only say that all + the horrors of those places are due to alcohol alone. Do not say + that idleness is answerable for the gruesome state of things; + that would be putting cause for effect. A man finds the pains of + the world too much for him; he takes alcohol to bring on + forgetfulness; he forgets, and he pays for his pleasure by losing + alike the desire and capacity for work. The man of the slums + fares exactly like the gentleman: both sacrifice their moral + sense, both become idle; the bad in both is ripened into + rankness, and makes itself villainously manifest at all seasons; + the good is atrophied, and finally dies. Goodness may take an + unconscionable time a-dying, but it is sentenced to death by the + fates from the moment when alcoholism sets in, and the execution + is only a matter of time.</P> + + <P>England, then, is a country of grief. I never yet knew one + family which had not lost a cherished member through the national + curse; and thus at all times we are like the wailing nation + whereof the first-born in every house was stricken. It is an + awful sight, and as I sit here alone I can send my mind over the + sad England which I know, and see the army of the mourners. They + say that the calling of the wounded on the field of + Boródino was like the roar of the sea: on my battle-field, + where drink has been the only slayer, there are many dead; and I + can imagine that I hear the full volume of cries from those who + are stricken but still living. The vision would unsettle my + reason if I had not a trifle of Hope remaining. The philosophic + individual who talks in correctly frigid phrases about the evils + of the Liquor Trade may keep his reason balanced daintily and his + nerve unhurt. But I have images for company—images of wild + fearsomeness. There is the puffy and tawdry woman who rolls along + the street goggling at the passengers with boiled eye. The little + pretty child says, "Oh! mother, what a strange woman. I didn't + understand what she said." My pretty, that was Drink, and you may + be like that one of these days, for as little as your mother + thinks it, if you ever let yourself touch the Curse carelessly. + Bless you, I know scores who were once as sweet as you who can + now drink any costermonger of them all under the stools in the + Haymarket bar. The young men grin and wink as that staggering + portent lurches past: I do not smile; my heart is too sad for + even a show of sadness. Then there are the children—the + children of Drink they should be called, for they suck it from + the breast, and the venomous molecules become one with their + flesh and blood, and they soon learn to like the poison as if it + were pure mother's milk. How they hunger—those little + children! What obscure complications of agony they endure and how + very dark their odd convulsive species of existence is made, only + that one man may buy forgetfulness by the glass. If I let my + imagination loose, I can hear the immense army of the young + crying to the dumb and impotent sky, and they all cry for bread. + Mercy! how the little children suffer! And I have seen them by + the hundred—by the thousand—and only helped from + caprice; I could do no other. The iron winter is nearing us, and + soon the dull agony of cold will swoop down and bear the gnawing + hunger company while the two dire agencies inflict torture on the + little ones. Were it not for Drink the sufferers might be clad + and nourished; but then Drink is the support of the State, and a + few thousand of raw-skinned, hunger-bitten children perhaps do + not matter. Then I can see all the ruined gentlemen, and all the + fine fellows whose glittering promise was so easily tarnished; + they have crossed my track, and I remember every one of them, but + I never could haul back one from the fate toward which he + shambled so blindly; what could I do when Drink was driving him? + If I could not shake off the memories of squalor, hunger, + poverty—well-deserved poverty—despair, crime, abject + wretchedness, then life could not be borne. I can always call to + mind the wrung hands and drawn faces of well-nurtured and sweet + ladies who saw the dull mask of loathsome degradation sliding + downward over their loved one's face. Of all the mental trials + that are cruel, that must be the worst—to see the light of + a beloved soul guttering gradually down into stench and + uncleanness. The woman sees the decadence day by day, while the + blinded and lulled man who causes all the indescribable trouble + thinks that everything is as it should be. The Drink mask is a + very scaring thing; once you watch it being slowly fitted on to a + beautiful and spiritual face you do not care over-much about the + revenue.</P> + + <P>And now the famous Russian's question comes up: What shall we + do? Well, so far as the wastrel poor are concerned, I should say, + "Catch them when young, and send them out of England so long as + there is any place abroad where their labour is sought." I should + say so, because there is not a shadow of a chance for them in + this country: they will go in their turn to drink as surely as + they go to death. As to the vagabond poor whom we have with us + now I have no hope for them; we must wait until death weeds them + out, for we can do nothing with them nor for them.</P> + + <P>Among the classes who are better off from the worldly point of + view, we shall have sacrifices offered to the fiend from time to + time. Drink has wound like some ubiquitous fungus round and round + the tissues of the national body, and we are sure to have a nasty + growth striking out at intervals. It tears the heart-strings when + we see the brave, the brilliant, the merry, the wise, sinking + under the evil clement in our appalling dual nature, and we feel, + with something like despair, that we cannot be altogether + delivered from the scourge yet awhile. I have stabs of conscience + when I call to mind all I have seen and remember how little I + have done, and I can only hope, in a shame-faced way, that the + use of intoxicants may be quietly dropped, just as the practice + of gambling, and the habit of drinking heavy, sweet wines, have + passed away from the exclusive society in which cards used to + form the main diversion. Frankly speaking, I have seen the + degradation, the abomination, and the measureless force of Drink + so near at hand that I am not sanguine. I can take care of + myself, but I am never really sure about many other people, and I + had good reason for not being sure of myself. One thing is + certain, and that is that the creeping enemy is sure to attack + the very last man or woman whom you would expect to see attacked. + When the first symptoms are seen, the stricken one should be + delivered from <I>ennui</I> as much as possible, and then some + friend should tell, in dull, dry style, the slow horror of the + drop to the Pit. Fear will be effective when nothing else will. + Many are stronger than I am and can help more. By the memory of + broken hearts, by the fruitless prayers of mothers and sorrowing + wives, for the sake of the children who are forced to stay on + earth in a living death, I ask the strong to help us all. + Blighted lives, wrecked intellects, wasted brilliancy, poisoned + morality, rotted will—all these mark the road that the King + of Evils takes in his darksome progress. Out of the depths I have + called for aid and received it, and now I ask aid for others, and + I shall not be denied.</P> + + <P><I>October, 1889.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='VOYAGING_AT_SEA' id="VOYAGING_AT_SEA"></A> + + <H2><I>VOYAGING AT SEA</I></H2><BR> + + <P>A philosopher has described the active life of man as a + continuous effort to forget the facts of his own existence. It is + vain to pin such philosophers to a definite meaning; but I think + the writer meant vaguely to hint in a lofty way that the human + mind incessantly longs for change. We all crave to be something + that we are not; we all wish to know the facts concerning states + of existence other than our own; and it is this craving curiosity + that produces every form of social and spiritual activity. Yet, + with all this restless desire, this uneasy yearning, only a few + of us are ever able to pass beyond one piteously narrow sphere, + and we rest in blank ignorance of the existence that goes on + without the bounds of our tiny domain. How many people know that + by simply going on board a ship and sailing for a couple of days + they would pass practically into another moral world, and change + their mental as well as their bodily habits? I have been moved to + these reflections by observing the vast amount of nautical + literature which appears during the holiday season, and by seeing + the complete ignorance and misconception which are palmed off + upon the public. It is a fact that only a few English people know + anything about the mightiest of God's works. To them life on the + ocean is represented by a series of phrases which seem to have + been transplanted from copy-books. They speak of "the bounding + main," "the raging billows," "seas mountains high," "the breath + of the gale," "the seething breakers," and so on; but regarding + the commonplace, quiet everyday life at sea they know nothing. + Strangely enough, only Mr. Clark Russell has attempted to give in + literary form a vivid, veracious account of sea-life, and his + thrice-noble books are far too little known, so that the + strongest maritime nation in the whole world is ignorant of vital + facts concerning the men who make her prosperity. Let any one who + is well informed enter a theatre when a nautical drama is + presented; he will find the most ridiculous spectacle that the + mind of man can conceive. On one occasion, when a cat came on to + the stage at Drury Lane and ran across the heaving billows of the + canvas ocean, the audience roared with laughter; but to the + judicious critic the real cause for mirth was the behaviour of + the nautical persons who figured in the drama. The same ignorance + holds everywhere. Seamen scarcely ever think of describing their + life to people on shore, and the majority of landsmen regard a + sea-voyage as a dull affair, to be begun with regret and ended + with joy. Dull! Alas, it is dull for people who have dim eyes and + commonplace minds; but for the man who has learned to gaze aright + at the Creator's works there is not a heavy minute from the time + when the dawn trembles in the gray sky until the hour when, with + stars and sea-winds in her raiment, night sinks on the sea. Dull! + As well describe the rush of the turbulent Strand or the populous + splendour of Regent Street by that word! I have always held that + a man cannot be considered as educated if he is unable to wait an + hour in a railway-station for a train without <I>ennui</I>. What + is education good for if it does not give us resources which may + enable us to gather delight or instruction from every sight and + sound that may fall on our nerves? The most melancholy spectacle + in the world is presented by the stolid citizen who yawns over + his <I>Bradshaw</I> while the swift panoramas of Charing Cross or + Euston are gliding by him. Men who are rightly constituted find + delight in the very quietude and isolation of sea-life; they know + how to derive pure entertainment from the pageant of the sky and + the music of winds and waters, and they experience a piquant + delight by reason of the contrast between the loneliness of the + sea and the eager struggling life of the City. Proceeding, as is + my custom, by examples, I shall give precise descriptions of + specimen days which anybody may spend on the wandering wastes of + the ocean. "All things pertaining to the life of man are of + interest to me," said the Roman; and he showed his wisdom by that + saying.</P> + + <P>Dawn. Along the water-line a pale leaden streak appears, and + little tremulous ripples of gray run gently upwards, until a + broad band of mingled white and scarlet shines with cold + radiance. The mystery of the sea is suddenly removed, and we can + watch the strange serpentine belts that twine and glitter all + round from our vessel to the horizon. The light is strong before + the sun appears; and perhaps that brooding hour, when Nature + seems to be turning in her sleep, is the best of the whole day. + The dew lies thickly on deck, and the chill of the night hangs in + the air; but soon a red arc looms up gorgeously at the sea-line; + long rays spread out like a sheaf of splendid swords on the blue; + there is, as it were, a wild dance of colour in the noble vault, + where cold green and pink and crimson wind and flush and softly + glide in mystic mazes; and then—the sun! The great flaming + disc seems to poise for a little, and all around it—pierced + here and there by the steely rays—the clouds hang like + tossing scarlet plumes.</P><SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Like + a warrior-angel sped</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>On a mighty mission,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Light and life about him + shed—</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>A transcendent + vision!</SPAN><BR> + <BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Mailed in gold and fire he + stands,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>And, with splendours + shaken,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Bids the slumbering seas and + lands</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Quicken and awaken.</SPAN><BR> + <BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Day is on us. Dreams are + dumb,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Thought has light for + neighbour;</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Room! The rival giants + come—</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Lo, the Sun and + Labour!</SPAN><BR> + + <P>After witnessing that lordly spectacle, who can wonder at + Zoroaster? As the lights from east and west meet and mingle, and + the sky rears its blue immensity, it is hard to look on for very + gladness.</P> + + <P>I shall suppose that we are on a small vessel—for, if we + sail in a liner, or even in an ordinary big steamer, it is + somewhat like moving about on a floating factory. The busy life + of a sailor begins, for Jack rarely has an idle minute while he + is on deck. Landsmen can call in help when their house needs + repairing, but sailors must be able to keep every part of + <I>their</I> house in perfect order; and there is always + something to be done. But we are lazy; we toil not, neither do we + tar ropes, and our main business is to get up a thoroughly good + appetite while we watch the deft sailor-men going about their + business. It is my belief that a landsman might spend a month + without a tedious hour, if he would only take the trouble to + watch everything that the men do and find out why it is done. + Ages on ages of storm and stress are answerable for the most + trifling device that the sailor employs. How many and many lives + were lost before the Norsemen learned to support the masts of + their winged dragons by means of bull's-hide ropes! How many + shiploads of men were laid at the mercy of the travelling seas + before the Scandinavians learned to use a fixed rudder instead of + a huge oar! Not a bolt or rope or pulley or eyelet-hole has been + fixed in our vessel save through the bitter experience of + centuries; one might write a volume about that mainsail, showing + how its rigid, slanting beauty and its tremendous power were + gradually attained by evolution from the ugly square lump of + matting which swung from the masthead of Mediterranean craft. But + we must not philosophise; we must enjoy. The fresh morning breeze + runs merrily over the ripples and plucks off their crests; our + vessel leans prettily, and you hear a tinkling hiss as she shears + through the lovely green hillocks. Sometimes she thrusts away a + burst of spray, and in the midst of the white spurt there shines + a rainbow. It may happen that the rainbows come thickly for half + an hour at a time, and then we seem to be passing through a fairy + scene. Go under the main-yard and look away to leeward. The wind + roars out of the mainsail and streams over you in a cold flood; + but you do not mind that, for there is the joyous expanse of + emerald and snow dancing under the glad sun. There is something + unspeakably delightful in the rushing never-ending procession of + waves that passes away, away in merry ranks to the shining + horizon; and all true lovers of the sea are exhilarated by the + sweet tumult. Remember I am talking about a fine day; I shall + come to the bad weather in good time. On this ineffable morning a + lady may come up and walk briskly in the crisp air; but indeed + women are the best and coolest of sailors in any weather when + once their preliminary troubles are over. The hours fly past, and + we hail the announcement of breakfast with a sudden joy which + tells of gross materialism. I may say, by-the-way, that our lower + nature, or what sentimental persons call our lower nature, comes + out powerfully at sea, and men of the most refined sort catch + themselves in the act of wondering time after time when meals + will be ready. For me I think that it is no more gross to delight + in flavours than it is to delight in colours or harmonies, and + one of my main reasons for dwelling on the delights of the sea + lies in the fact that the voyager learns to take an exquisite, + but quite rational, delight in the mere act of eating. I know + that I ought to speak as though dinner were an ignoble + institution; I know that the young lady who said, "Thanks—I + rarely eat," represented a class who pretend to devote themselves + to higher joys; but I decline to talk cant on any terms, and I + say that the healthy, hearty hunger bestowed by the open sea is + one of God's good gifts.</P> + + <P>The sweet morning passes away, and somehow our thoughts run in + bright grooves. That is the strange thing about the sea—its + moods have an instant effect on the mind; and, as it changes with + wild and swift caprice, the seafarer finds that his views of life + alter with tantalizing but pleasant suddenness. Just now I am + speaking only of content and exhilaration; but I may soon see + another side of the picture. The afternoon glides by like the + morning; no churlish houses and chimney-pots hide the sun, and we + see him describe his magnificent curve, while, with mysterious + potency, he influences the wind. Dull! Why, on shore we should + gaze out on the same streets or fields or trees; but here our + residence is driven along like a flying cloud, and we gain a + fresh view with every mile! I confess that I like sailing in + populous waters, for indeed the lonely tropical seas and the + brassy skies are not by any means to be regarded as delightful; + but for the present we are supposing ourselves to be in the track + of vessels, and there is some new and poignant interest for every + hour. Watch this vast pallid cloud that looms up far away; the + sun strikes on the cloud, and straightway the snowy mass gleams + like silver; on it comes, and soon we see a superb four-masted + clipper broadside on to us. A royal fabric she is; every snowy + sail is drawing, and she moves with resistless force and + matchless grace through the water, while a boiling wreath of + milky foam rushes away from her bows, and swathes of white dapple + the green river that seems to pour past her majestic sides. The + emigrants lean over the rail, and gaze wistfully at us. Ah, how + many thousands of miles they must travel ere they reach their new + home! Strange and pitiful it is to think that so few of them will + ever see the old home again; and yet there is something bright + and hopeful in the spectacle, if we think not of individuals, but + of the world's future. Under the Southern Cross a mighty state is + rising; the inevitable movement of populations is irresistible as + the tides of mid-ocean; and those wistful emigrants who quietly + wave their handkerchiefs to us are about to assist in working out + the destiny of a new world. Dull! The passing of that great + vessel gives matter for grave thought. She swings away, and we + may perhaps try to run alongside for a while, but the immense + drag of her four towers of canvas soon draws her clear, and she + speedily looms once more like a cloud on the horizon. Good-bye! + The squat collier lumbers along, and her leisurely grimy skipper + salutes as we near him. It is marvellous to reflect that the + whole of our coal-trade was carried on in those queer tubs only + sixty years ago. They are passing away, and the gallant, + ignorant, comical race of sailors who manned them has all but + disappeared; the ugly sordid iron box that goes snorting past us, + belching out jets of water from her dirty side—that is the + agency that destroyed the colliers, and, alas, destroyed the + finest breed of seamen that ever the world saw! So rapidly do new + sights and sounds greet us that the night steals down almost + before we are aware of its approach. The day is for joy; but, ah, + the night is for subtle overmastering rapture, for pregnant + gloom, for thoughts that lie too deep for tears! If a wind + springs up when the last ray of the sun shoots over the shoulder + of the earth, then the ship roars through an inky sea, and the + mysterious blending of terror and ecstasy cannot be restrained. + Hoarsely the breeze shrieks in the cordage, savagely the water + roars as it darts away astern like a broad fierce white flame. + The vessel seems to spring forward and shake herself with passion + as the sea retards her, and the whole wild symphony of humming + ropes, roaring water, screaming wind, sets every pulse bounding. + Should the moon shine out from the charging clouds, then earth + has not anything to show more fair; the broad track of light + looks like an immeasurable river peopled by fiery serpents that + dart and writhe and interwind, until the eye aches with gazing on + them. Sleep seems impossible at first, and yet by degrees the + poppied touch lulls our nerves, and we slumber without heeding + the harrowing groans of the timbers or the confused cries of the + wind.</P> + + <P>So much for the glad weather; but, when the sky droops low, + and leaping waves of mournful hue seem to rear themselves and + mingle with the clouds, then the gladness is not so apparent. + Still the exulting rush of the ship through the gray seas and her + contemptuous shudder as she shakes off the masses of water that + thunder down on her are fine to witness. Even a storm, when + cataracts of hissing water plunge over the vessel and force every + one to "hang on anywhere," is by no means without its delights; + but I must candidly say that a ship is hardly the place for a + woman when the wild winds try their strength against the works of + man. On the whole, if we reckon up the pains and pleasures of + life on board ship, the balance is all in favour of pleasure. The + sailors have a toilsome life, and must endure much; but they have + health. It is the sense of physical well-being that makes the + mind so easy when one is on the sea; and refined men who have + lived in the forecastle readily declare that they were happy but + for the invariable dirt. Instead of trooping to stuffy lodgings, + those of my readers who have the nerve should, if not this year, + then next summer, go right away and take a cheap and charming + holiday on the open sea.</P> + + <P><I>October, 1887.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='WAR' id="WAR"></A> + + <H2><I>WAR.</I></H2><BR> + + <P>The brisk Pressmen are usually exceedingly busy in calculating + the chances of a huge fight—indeed they spend a good part + of each year in that pleasing employment. Smug diplomatists talk + glibly about "war clearing the air;" and the crowd—the rank + and file—chatter as though war were a pageant quite + divorced from wounds and death, or a mere harmless hurly-burly + where certain battalions receive thrashings of a trifling nature. + It is saddening to notice the levity with which the most awful of + topics is treated, and especially is it sad to see how completely + the women and children are thrust out of mind by belligerent + persons. We who have gazed on the monster of War, we who have + looked in the whites—or rather the reds—of his + loathsome eyes, cannot let this burst of frivolity work mischief + without one temperate word of warning and protest.</P> + + <P>Pleasant it is to watch the soldiers as they march along the + streets, or form in their superb lines on parade. No man or woman + of any sensibility can help feeling proudly stirred when a + Cavalry regiment goes by. The clean, alert, upright men, with + their sure seat; the massive war-horses champing their bits and + shaking their accoutrements: the rhythmic thud of hoofs, the keen + glitter of steel, and the general air of power, all combine to + form a spectacle that sets the pulses beating faster. Then, + again, observe the strange elastic rhythm of the march as a + battalion of tall Highlanders moves past. The fifes and drums + cease, there is a silence broken only by that sinuous beautiful + onward movement of lines of splendid men, until the thrilling + scream of the pipes shatters the air, and the mad tumult of + warlike sound makes even a Southron's nerves quiver. Then, once + more, watch the deadly, steady march of a regiment of Guards. The + stalwart men step together, and, as the red ranks sway on, it + seems as though no earthly power could stand against them. The + gloomy bearskins are like a brooding dark cloud, and the glitter + of the rifle-barrels carries with it certain sinister terrible + suggestions. The gaiety and splendour of Cavalry and Infantry all + gain increased power over the imagination since we know that each + of those gaily clad fellows would march to his doom without a + tremor or a murmur if he received the word. Poor Tommy Atkins is + surrounded by a sort of halo in the popular imagination, simply + because it is known that he may one day have to deal forth death + to an enemy, or take his own doom, according to the chances of + combat. I need say little about the field-days and reviews which + have caused so many martially-minded young men to take the + shilling. The crash of the small-arm firing, the wild galloping + of hasty aides-de-camp, the measured movement of serried lines, + the rapid flight of flocks of bedizened staff-officers, all make + up a very exciting and confusing picture, and many a youngster + has fancied that war must be a glorious game. Let us leave the + picturesque and theatrical business and come to the dry + prose.</P> + + <P>So far from being an affair of glitter, excitement, fierce + joy, fierce triumph, war is but a round of hideous hours which + bring memories of squalor, filth, hunger, wretchedness, dull + toil, unspeakable misery. Take it at its best, and consider what + a modern engagement really means. Recollect, moreover, that I am + about to use sentences accurate as a photograph. The sportive + Pressman says, "Vernon began to find the enemy's cloud of + sharp-shooters troublesome, so the 5th sought better cover on the + right, leaving Brown free to develop his artillery fire." + "Troublesome!" Translate that word, and it means this: Private + Brown and Private Jones are lying behind the same low bank. Jones + raises his head; there comes a sound like + "Roo-o-osh—pht!"—then a horrible thud. Jones glares, + grasps at nothing with convulsed hands, and rolls sideways with a + long shudder. The ball took him in the temple. Serjeant Morrison + says, "Now, men, try for that felled log! Double!" A few men make + a short rush, and gain the solid cover; but one throws up his + hands when half way, gives a choking yell, springs in the air, + and falls down limp. The same thing is going on over a mile of + country, while the shell-fire is gradually gaining + power—and we may be sure that the enemy are suffering at + the hands of our marksmen. And now suppose that an infantry + brigade receives orders to charge. "Charge!" The word carries + magnificent poetic associations, but, alas, it is a very prosaic + affair nowadays! The lines move onward in short rushes, and it + seems as if a swarm of ants were migrating warily. The strident + voices of the officers ring here and there: the men edge their + way onward: it seems as if there were no method in the advance; + but somehow the loose wavy ranks are kept well in hand, and the + main movement proceeds like machinery. "I feel a bit queer," says + Bill Williams to a veteran friend. "Never mind—'taint every + one durst say that," says the friend. "Whoo-o-sh!" a muffled + thump, and the veteran falls forward, dropping his rifle. He + struggles up on hands and knees, but a rush of blood chokes him, + and he drops with a groan. He will lie there for a long time + before his burning throat is moistened by a cup of water, and he + knows only too well that the surgeon will merely shake his head + when he sees him. The brigade still advances; gradually the + sputtering crackle in their front grows into a low steady roar; a + stream of lead whistles in the air, and the long lurid line of + flame glows with the sustained glare of a fire among furze. Men + fall at every yard, but the hoarse murmur of the dogged advance + never ceases. At last the time comes for the rush. The ranks are + trimmed up by imperceptible degrees; the men set their teeth, and + a strange eager look comes over many a face. The eyes of the + youngsters stare glassily; they can see the wood from which the + enemy must be dislodged at any price, but they can form no + definite ideas; they merely grip their rifles and go on + mechanically. The word is given—the dark lines dash + forward; the firing from the wood breaks out in a crash of + fury—there is a long harsh rattle, then a chance crack like + a thunder-clap, and then a whirring like the spinning of some + demoniac mill. Curses ring out amid a low sound of hard + breathing; the ranks are gapped here and there as a man wriggles + away like a wounded rabbit, or another bounds upward with a + frantic ejaculation. Then comes the fighting at close quarters. + Perhaps kind women who are misled by the newspaper-writer's brisk + babblement may like to know what that means, so I give the words + of the best eyewitness that ever gazed on warfare. He took down + his notes by the light of burning wood, and he had no time to + think of grammar. All his words were written like mere convulsive + cries, but their main effect is too vivid to be altered. Notice + that he rarely concludes a sentence, for he wanted to save time, + and the bullets were cutting up the ground and the trees all + round him. "Patches of the wood take fire, and several of the + wounded, unable to move, are consumed. Quite large spaces are + swept over, burning the dead also; some of the men have their + hair and beards singed, some burns on their faces and hands, + others holes burnt in their clothing. The flashes of fire from + the cannon, the quick glaring flames and smoke, and the immense + roar—the musketry so general; the light nearly bright + enough for each side to see the other; the crashing, tramping of + men—the yelling—close quarters—hand-to-hand + conflicts. Each side stands up to it, brave, determined as + demons; and still the wood's on fire—still many are not + only scorched—too many, unable to move, are burned to + death. Who knows the conflict, hand-to-hand—the many + conflicts in the dark—those shadowy, tangled, flashing, + moon-beamed woods—the writhing groups and squads—the + cries, the din, the cracking guns and pistols, the distant + cannon—the cheers and calls and threats and awful music of + the oaths, the indescribable mix, the officers' orders, + persuasions, encouragements—the devils fully roused in + human hearts—the strong shout, 'Charge, + men—charge!'—the flash of the naked swords, and + rolling flame and smoke? And still the broken, clear, and clouded + heaven; and still again the moonlight pouring silvery soft its + radiant patches over all."</P> + + <P>There is a description vivid as lightning, though there is not + a properly-constructed sentence in it. Gruesome, cruel, horrible! + Is it not enough to make the women of our sober sensible race + declare for ever against the flaunting stay-at-homes who would + egg us on to war? By all means let us hold to the old-fashioned + dogged ways, but let us beware of rushing into the squalid vortex + of war. And now let us see what follows the brilliant charge and + bayonet fight. How many ladies consider what the curt word + "wounded" means? It conveys no idea to them, and they are too apt + to stray off into the dashing details that tell of a great + wrestle of armies. One eminent man—whom I believe to have + uttered a libel—has declared that women like war, and that + they are usually the means of urging men on. He is a very sedate + and learned philosopher who wrote that statement, and yet I + cannot believe it. Ah, no! Our ladies can give their dearest up + to death when the State calls on them, but they will never be + like the odious viragoes of the Roman circus. At any rate, if any + woman acts according to the dictum of the philosopher after + reading my bitterly true words, we shall hold that our influence + is departed. Therefore with ruthless composure I follow my + observer—a man whose pure and holy spirit upheld him as he + ministered to sufferers for year after year.</P> + + <P>"Then the camps of the wounded. Oh, heavens, what scene is + this? Is this indeed humanity—these butchers' shambles? + There are several of them. There they lie, in the largest, in an + open space in the woods—from two to three hundred poor + fellows. The groans and screams, the odour of blood mixed with + the fresh scent of the night, the grass, the trees—that + slaughter-house! Oh, well is it their mothers, their sisters, + cannot see them, cannot conceive, and never conceived such + things! One man is shot by a shell both in the arm and leg; both + are amputated—there lie the rejected members. Some have + their legs blown off, some bullets through the breast, some + indescribably horrid wounds in the head—all mutilated, + sickening, torn, gouged out, some in the abdomen, some mere + boys." Alas, I have quoted enough—and may never such a task + come before me again! The picture is sharp as an etching; it is + drawn with a shudder of the soul. Is that grim sedate man right + when he says that women are the moving influence that drives men + to such carnage? Would you wantonly advocate war? Never! I reject + the solemn philosopher's saying, in spite of his logic and his + sententiousness.</P> + + <P>Who shall speak of the awful monotony of the hospital camps, + where men die like flies, and where regret, sympathy, kindness + are blotted from the hardened soldier's breast? People are not + cruel by nature, but the vague picturesque language of historians + and other general writers prevents men and women from forming + just opinions. I believe that, if one hundred wounded men could + be transported from a battle-field and laid down in the public + square of any town or city for the population to see, then the + gazers would say among themselves, "So this is war, is it? Well, + for our parts, we shall be very cautious before we raise any + agitation that might force our Government into any conflict. We + can die if our liberties are threatened, for there are + circumstances in which it would be shameful to live, but we shall + never do anything which may bring about results such as those + before us." That would be a fair and temperate mode of + talking—far different from the airy babble of the warlike + scribe.</P> + + <P>An argumentative person may stop us here and ask, "Are you of + opinion that it is possible to abolish warfare?" Unfortunately, + we can cherish no such pleasing hope. I do emphatically believe + that in time men will come to see the wild folly of engaging in + sanguinary struggles; but the growth of their wisdom will be + slow. Action and reaction are equal; the fighting instinct has + been impressed on our nature by hereditary transmission for + countless generations, and we cannot hope suddenly to make man a + peaceful animal any more than we can hope to breed setters from + South African wild dogs. But the conditions of life are gradually + changing, and the very madness which has made Europe into a huge + barrack may work its own cure. The burden will probably grow so + intolerable that the most embruted of citizens will ask + themselves why they bear it, and a rapid revolution may undo the + growth of centuries. The scientific men point to the huge warfare + that goes on from the summit of the Himalayas to the depths of + the ocean slime, and they ask how men can be exempt from the + universal struggle for existence. But it is by no means certain + that the pressure of population in the case of man will always + force on struggles—at any rate, struggles that can be + decided only by death and agony. Little by little we are learning + something of the laws that govern our hitherto mysterious + existence, and we have good hopes that by and by our race may + learn to be mutually helpful, so that our span of life may be + passed with as much happiness as possible. Men will strive + against each other, but the striving will not be carried on to an + accompaniment of slaughter and torture. There are keen forms of + competition which, so far from being painful, give positive + pleasure to those who engage in them; there are triumphs which + satisfy the victor without mortifying the vanquished; and, in + spite of the indiscreet writers who have called forth this Essay, + I hold that such harmless forms of competition will take the + place of the brutal strife that adds senselessly to the sum of + human woe. Our race has outgrown so many forms of brutality, so + many deliberate changes have taken place in the course of even + two thousand years, that the final change which shall abolish war + is almost certain to come. We find that about one thousand nine + hundred years ago a polished gentleman like Julius Caesar gravely + congratulates himself on the fact that his troops destroyed in + cold blood forty thousand people—men, women, and children. + No man in the civilized world dare do such a deed now, even if he + had the mind for the carnage. The feeling with which we read + Caesar's frigid recital measures the arc of improvement through + which we have passed. May the improvement go on! We can continue + to progress only through knowledge; if our people—our women + especially—are wantonly warlike, then our action will be + wantonly warlike; knowledge alone can save us from the guilt of + blood, and that knowledge I have tried to set forth briefly. By + wondrous ways does our Master work out His ends. Let us pray that + He may hasten the time when nation shall not rise up against + nation, neither shall they draw the sword any more.</P> + + <P><I>December, 1886.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='DRINK' id="DRINK"></A> + + <H2><I>DRINK</I>.</H2><BR> + + <P>I have no intention of imitating those intemperate advocates + of temperance who frighten people by their thunderous and + extravagant denunciations; I leave high moral considerations on + one side for the present, and our discussion will be purely + practical, and, if possible, helpful. The duty of helpful men and + women is not to rave about horrors and failures and misfortunes, + but to aim coolly at remedial measures; and I am firmly convinced + that such remedial measures can be employed only by private + effort. State interference is always to be deprecated; individual + action alone has power to better the condition of our + sorely-tempted race. With sorrow too keen for words, I hear of + blighted homes, intellects abased, children starved, careers + wrecked, wives made wretched, crime fostered; and I fully + sympathize with the men and women who are stung into wild speech + by the sight of a curse that seems all-powerful in Britain. But I + prefer to cultivate a sedate and scientific attitude of mind; I + do not want to repeat catalogues of evils; I want to point out + ways whereby the intemperate may be cured. Above all, I wish to + abate the panic which paralyzes the minds of some afflicted + people, and which causes them to regard a drunkard or even a + tippler as a hopeless victim. "Hopeless" is a word used by + ignorant persons, by cowards, and by fools. When I hear some + mourner say, "Alas! we can do nothing with him—he is a + slave!" I feel impelled to reply, "What do you know about it? + Have you given yourself the trouble to do more than preach? + Listen, and follow the simple directions which I lay down for + you."</P> + + <P>First, I deal with the unhappy beings who are called + periodical drinkers. These are generally men who possess great + ability and a capacity for severe stretches of labour. They may + be artists, writers, men of business, + mechanicians—anything; but in nearly every case some + special faculty of brain is developed to an extraordinary degree, + and the man is able to put forth the most strenuous exertions at + a pinch. Let us name some typical examples. Turner was a man of + phenomenal industry, but at intervals his temperament craved for + some excitement more violent and distracting than any that he + could get from the steady strain of daily work. He used to go + away to Wapping, and spend weeks in the filthiest debauch with + the lowest characters in London. None of his companions guessed + who he was; they only knew that he had more money than they had, + and that he behaved in a more bestial manner than any of those + who frequented the "Fox under the Hill" and other pleasing + hostelries. Turner pursued his reckless career, till his money + was gone, and then he returned to his gruesome den and proceeded + to turn out artistic prodigies until the fit came upon him once + more. Benvenuto Cellini was subject to similar paroxysms, during + which he behaved like a maniac. Our own novelist Bulwer Lytton + disappeared at times, and plunged into the wildest excesses among + wretches whom he would have loathed when he was in his normal + state of mind. He used to dress himself as a navvy, or as a + sailor, and no one would have recognized the weird intellectual + face when the great writer was clad in rags, and when the brutal + mask of intoxication had fallen over his face. It was during his + recovery from one of these terrible visitations that he drove the + woman whom he most loved from his house, and brought on that + breach which resulted in irreparable misery. Poor George Morland, + the painter, had wild spells of debauch, during which he spent + his time in boxing-saloons among ruffianly prize-fighters and + jockeys. His vice grew upon him, his mad fits became more and + more frequent, and at last his exquisite work could be produced + only when his nerve was temporarily steadied by copious doses of + brandy. Keats, who "worshipped Beauty," was afflicted by seizures + like those of Turner and Morland. On one occasion he remained in + a state of drunkenness for six weeks; and it is a wonder that his + marvellous mind retained its freshness at all after the poison + had passed from amid the delicate tissues of the brain. He + conquered himself at last; but I fear that his health was + impaired by his few mad outbursts. Charles Lamb, who is dear to + us all, reduced himself to a pitiable state by giving way to + outbreaks of alcoholic craving. When Carlyle saw him, the unhappy + essayist was semi-imbecile from the effects of drink; and the + savage Scotsman wrote some cruel words which will unfortunately + cleave to Lamb's cherished memory for long. Lamb fought against + his failing; he suffered agonies of remorse; he bitterly blamed + himself for "buying days of misery by nights of madness;" but the + sweet soul was enchained, and no struggles availed to work a + blessed transformation. Read his "Confessions of a Drunkard." It + is the most awful chapter in English literature, for it is + written out of the agony of a pure and well-meaning mind, and its + tortured phrases seem to cry out from the page that holds their + misery. We are placed face to face with a dread aspect of life, + and the remorseless artist paints his own pitiable case as though + he longed to save his fellow-creatures even at the expense of his + own self-abasement. All these afflicted creatures sought the + wrong remedy for the exhaustion and the nameless craving that + beset them when they were spent with toil. The periodic drinker + takes his dive into the sensual mud-bath just at the times when + eager exertion has brought on lassitude of body and mind. He + begins by timidly drinking a little of the deleterious stuff, and + he finds that his mental images grow bright and pleasant. A + moment comes to him when he would not change places with the + princes of the earth, and he endeavours to make that moment last + long. He fails, and only succeeds in dropping into drunkenness. + On the morning after his first day he feels depressed; but his + biliary processes are undisturbed, and he is able to begin again + without any sense of nausea. His quantity is increased until he + gradually reaches the point when glasses of spirits are poured + down with feverish rapidity. His appetite is sometimes voracious, + sometimes capricious, sometimes absent altogether. His stomach + becomes ulcerated, and he can obtain release from the grinding + uneasiness only by feeding the inflamed organ with more and more + alcohol. The liver ceases to act healthily, the blood becomes + charged with bile, and one morning the wretch awakes feeling that + life is not worth having. He has slept like a log; but all night + through his outraged brain has avenged itself by calling up + crowds of hideous dreams. The blood-vessels of the eye are + charged with bilious particles, and these intruding specks give + rise to fearful, exaggerated images of things that never yet were + seen on sea or land. Grim faces leer at the dreamer and make mock + of him; frightful animals pass in procession before him; and + hosts of incoherent words are jabbered in his ear by unholy + voices. He wakes, limp, exhausted, trembling, nauseated, and he + feels as if he must choose between suicide and—more drink. + If he drinks at this stage, he is lost; and then is the time to + fix upon him and draw him by main force from the slough.</P> + + <P>Now some practitioners say, "Let him drop it gradually;" and + they proceed to stir every molecule of alcohol in the system into + vile activity by adding small doses of wine or spirit to the + deadly accumulation. The man's brain is impoverished, and the + mistaken doctors proceed to impoverish it more, so that a patient + who should be cured in forty-eight hours is kept in dragging + misery for a month or more. The proper mode of treatment is + widely different. You want to nourish the brain speedily, and at + any cost, ere the ghastly depression drives the agonized wretch + to the arms of Circe once more. First, then, give him milk. If + you try milk alone, the stomach will not retain it long, so you + must mix the nourishing fluid with soda-water. Half an hour + afterwards administer a spoonful of meat-essence. Beware of + giving the patient any hot fluid, for that will damage him almost + as much as alcohol. Continue with alternate half-hourly + instalments of milk and meat-essence; supply no solid food + whatever; and do not be tempted by the growing good spirits of + your charge to let him go out of doors amid temptation. At night, + after some eight hours of this rapid feeding, you must take a + risky step. Make sure that the drinker is calm, and then prepare + him for sleep. That preparation is accomplished thus. Get a + draught of hydrate of chloral made up, and be sure that you + describe your man's physique—this is most + important—to the apothecary who serves you. A very light + dose will suffice, and, when it is swallowed, the drugged man + should be left in quietude. He will sleep heavily, perhaps for as + much as twelve hours, and no noise must be allowed to come near + him. If he is waked suddenly, the consequences may be bad, so + that those who go to look at him must use precautions to ensure + silence. In the morning he will awake with his brain invigorated, + his muscles unagitated, and his craving utterly gone. It is like + magic; for a man who was prostrate on Sunday morning is brisk and + eager for work on Monday at noon. Whenever the cured man feels + his craving arise after a spell of labour, he should at once + recuperate his brain by rapidly-repeated doses of the + easily-assimilated meat-essence, and this, with a little strong + black coffee taken at short intervals, will tide him over the + evil time. He saves money, he keeps his working power, and he + gives no shock to his health. Since a beneficent doctor first + described this cure to the British Medical Association, hundreds + have been restored and ultimately reclaimed.</P> + + <P>And now as to the persons who are called "soakers." Scattered + over the country are thousands of men and women who do not go to + bestial excesses, but who steadily undermine their constitutions + by persistent tippling. Such a man as a commercial traveller + imbibes twenty or thirty nips in the course of the day; he eats + well in the evening, though he is usually repelled by the sight + of food in the morning, and he preserves an outward appearance of + ruddy health. Then there are the female soakers, whom doctors + find to be the most troublesome of all their patients. There is + not a medical man in large practice who has not a shocking + percentage of lady inebriates on his list, and the cases are hard + to manage. An ill-starred woman, whose well-to-do husband is + engaged in business all day, finds that a dull life-weariness + overtakes her. If she has many children, her enforced activity + preserves her from danger; but, if she is childless, the subtle + temptation is apt to overcome her. She seeks unnatural + exaltation, and the very secrecy which is necessary lends a + strange zest to the pursuit of a numbing vice. Then we have such + busy men as auctioneers, ship-brokers, water-clerks, + ship-captains, buyers for great firms—all of whom are more + or less a prey to the custom of "standing liquors."</P> + + <P>The soaker goes on without meeting any startling check for a + good while; but, by slow degrees, the main organs of the body + suffer, and a chronic state of alcoholic irritation is set up. A + man becomes suspected by his employers and slighted by his + abstemious friends; he loses health, character, prospects; and + yet he is invariably ready to declare that no one ever saw him + the worse for drink. The tippling goes on till the resultant + irritation reaches an acute stage, and the faintest disturbing + cause brings on <I>delirium tremens</I>. There is only one way + with people thus afflicted. They must be made to loathe alcohol, + and their nerves must at the same time be artificially + stimulated. The cure is not precisely easy, but it is certain. If + my directions are followed out, then a man who is in the last + stage of alcoholic debility will not only regain a certain + measure of health, but he will turn with horror from the stuff + that fascinated him. In the case of the soaker a little wine may + be given at meal-times during the first stages of the cure; but + he (or she) will soon reject even wine. Strong black coffee, or + tea, should be given as often as possible—the oftener the + better—and iced soda-water should be administered after a + heavy meal. Take this prescription and let it be made up—Rx + Acid. Acet. eight ounces. Sponge down the patient's spine with + this fluid until the parts moistened tingle smartly; and let this + be done night and morning. Also get the following from your + chemist—Rx Ext. Cinch. Rub. Liq. four ounces—and give + one teaspoonful in water after each meal. In a week the drinker + will cease to desire alcohol, and in a month he will refuse it + with disgust. His nerves will resume their healthy action, and, + if he has not reached the stage of cirrhosis of the liver, he + will become well and clear-headed. Recollect that this remedy is + almost infallible, and then even the most greedy of literary + students will hardly reproach me for placing a kind of medical + chapter in the quarter usually devoted to disquisitions of + another kind. From every side rises the bitter cry of those who + see their loved ones falling victims to the seductive scourge; + from all quarters the voices of earnest men are raised in + passionate pleading; and in every great city there are noble + workers who strive to rescue their fellow-creatures from drink as + from a gulf of doom. My words are not addressed to the happy + beings who can rejoice in the cheerfulness bestowed by wine; I + have before me only the fortunes of those to whom wine is a + mocker. Far be it from me to find fault with the good and + sound-hearted men and women who are never scathed by their + innocent potations; my attempt is directed toward saving the + wreckages of civilization who perish in the grasp of the + destroyer.</P> + + <P><I>March, 1886.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='CONCERNING_PEOPLE_WHO_KNOW_THEY_ARE_GOING_WRONG' id= + "CONCERNING_PEOPLE_WHO_KNOW_THEY_ARE_GOING_WRONG"></A> + + <H2><I>CONCERNING PEOPLE WHO KNOW THEY ARE GOING + WRONG</I>.</H2><BR> + + <P>Some five years ago a mere accident gave to the world one of + the most gruesome and remarkable pieces of literature that has + ever perhaps been seen. A convict named Fury confessed to having + committed a murder of an atrocious character. He was brought from + prison, put on his trial at Durham, and condemned to death. Every + chance was given him to escape his doom; but he persisted in + providing the authorities with the most minutely accurate chain + of evidence against himself; and, in the end, there was nothing + for it but to cast him for death. Even when the police blundered, + he carefully set them right—and he could not have proved + his own guilt more clearly had he been the ablest prosecuting + counsel in Britain. He held in his hand a voluminous statement + which, as it seems, he wished to read before sentence of death + was passed. The Court could not permit the nation's time to be + thus expended; so the convict handed his manuscript to a + reporter—and we thus have possibly the most absolutely + curious of all extant thieves' literature. Somewhere in the + recesses of Fury's wild heart there must have been good + concealed; for he confessed his worst crime in the interests of + justice, and he went to the scaffold with a serious and serene + courage which almost made of him a dignified person. But, on his + own confession, he must have been all his life long an + unmitigated rascal—a predatory beast of the most dangerous + kind. From his youth upward he had lived as a professional thief, + and his pilferings were various and extensive. The glimpses of + sordid villainy which he frankly gives are so poignantly + effective that they put into the shade the most dreadful phases + in the life of Villon. He was a mean sneaking wretch who + supported a miserable existence on the fruits of other people's + industry, and he closed his list of crimes by brutally stabbing + an unhappy woman who had never harmed him. The fellow had genuine + literary skill and a good deal of culture; his confession is very + different from any of those contained in the <I>Newgate + Calendar</I>—infinitely different from the crude horror of + the statement which George Borrow quotes as a masterpiece of + simple and direct writing. Here is Borrow's specimen, + by-the-way—"So I went with them to a music-booth, where + they made me almost drunk with gin and began to talk their flash + language, which I did not understand"—and so on. But this + dry simplicity is not in Fury's line. He has studied philosophy; + he has reasoned keenly; and, as one goes on through his terrible + narrative, one finds that he has mental capacity of a high order. + He was as mean a rascal as Noah Claypole: and yet he had a fine + clear-seeing intellect. Now what does this gallows-bird tell us? + Why, his whole argument is intended to prove that he was an + ill-used victim of society! Such a perversion has probably never + been quite equalled; but it remains there to show us how firmly + my theory stands—that the real scoundrel never knows + himself to be a scoundrel. Had Fury settled down in a back street + and employed his genius in writing stories, he could have earned + a livelihood, for people would have eagerly read his experiences; + but he preferred thieving—and then he turned round and + blamed other people for hounding him on to theft.</P> + + <P>There are wrong-doers and wrong-doers; there are men who do + ill in the world because they are entirely harmful by nature, and + they seek to hurt their fellows—there are others who err + only from weakness of will. I make no excuse for the weaklings; a + man or woman who is weak may do more harm than the vilest + criminal, and, when I hear any one talk about that nice man who + is nobody's enemy but his own, I am instantly forced to remember + a score or thereabouts of beings whom I know to have been the + deadliest foes of those whom they should have cherished. Let us + help those who err; but let us have no maudlin pity.</P> + + <P>Moralists in general have made a somewhat serious error in + supposing that one has only to show a man the true aspect of any + given evil in order to make sure of his avoiding it. Of late so + many sad things have been witnessed in public and private life + that one is tempted to doubt whether abstract morality is of any + use whatever in the world. One may tell a man that a certain + course is dangerous or fatal; one may show by every device of + logic and illustration that he should avoid the said course, and + he will fully admit the truth of one's contentions; yet he is not + deterred from his folly, and he goes on toward ruin with a sort + of blind abandonment. "Blind," I say. That is but a formal + phrase; for it happens that the very men and women who wreck + their lives by doing foolish things are those who are keenest in + detecting folly and wisest in giving advice to others. "Educate + the people, and you will find that a steady diminution of vice, + debauchery, and criminality must set in." I am not talking about + criminality at present; but I am bound to say that no amount of + enlightenment seems to diminish the tendency toward forms of + folly which approach criminality. It is almost confounding to see + how lucid of mind and how sane in theoretical judgment are the + men who sometimes steep themselves in folly and even in vice. A + wicked man boasted much of his own wickedness to some + fellow-travellers during a brief sea-voyage. He said, "I like + doing wrong for the sake of doing it. When you know you are + outraging the senses of decent people there is a kind of + excitement about it." This contemptible cynic told with glee + stories of his own vileness which made good men look at him with + scorn; but he fancied himself the cleverest of men. With the + grave nearly ready for him, he could chuckle over things which he + had done—things which proved him base, although none of + them brought him within measurable distance of the dock. But such + instances are quite rare. The man whose vision is lucid, but who + nevertheless goes wrong, is usually a prey to constant misery or + to downright remorse. Look at Burns's epitaph, composed by + himself for himself. It is a dreadful thing. It is more than + verse; it is a sermon, a prophecy, a word of doom; and it tells + with matchless terseness the story of many men who are at this + hour passing to grim ruin either of body or soul or both. Burns + had such magnificent common sense that in his last two lines he + sums up almost everything that is worth saying on the subject; + and yet that fatal lack of will which I have so often lamented + made all his theoretical good sense as naught He could give one + every essential of morality and conduct—in theory—and + he was one of the most convincing and wise preachers who ever + lived; but that mournful epitaph summarises the results of all + his mighty gifts; and I think that it should be learned by all + young men, on the chance that some few might possibly be warned + and convinced. Advice is of scanty use to men of keen reason who + are capable of composing precepts for themselves; but to the + duller sort I certainly think that the flash of a sudden + revelation given in concise words is beneficial. Here is poor + Burns's saying—</P><SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Is + there a man whose judgment clear</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Can others teach the course to + steer,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Yet runs himself life's mad + career</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 4.5em;'>Wild as the wave?</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Here pause, and through the + starting tear</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 4.5em;'>Survey this grave.</SPAN><BR> + <BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>The poor inhabitant + below</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Was quick to learn and wise to + know,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>And keenly felt the kindly + glow</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 4.5em;'>And softer flame;</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>But thoughtless follies laid + him low</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 4.5em;'>And stained his + name.</SPAN><BR> + <BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Reader, attend! Whether thy + soul</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Soars fancy's flights beyond + the pole;</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Or, darkling, grubs this + earthly hole</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 4.5em;'>In low pursuit,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Know—prudent cautious + self-control</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 4.5em;'>Is wisdom's root.</SPAN><BR> + + <P>When I ponder that forlorn masterpiece, I cannot help a + tendency to despair; for I know, by multifarious experience of + men, that the curt lines hint at profundities so vast as to + baffle the best powers of comprehension. As I think of the + hundreds of men who are minor copies of Burns, I have a + passionate wish to call on the Power that sways us all and pray + for pity and guidance. A most wise—should I say + "wise"?—and brilliant man had brought himself very low + through drink, and was dying solely through the effects of a + debauch which had lasted for years with scarcely an interval of + pure sanity. He was beloved by all; he had a most sweet nature; + he was so shrewd and witty that it seemed impossible for him to + be wrong about anything. On his deathbed he talked with lovely + serenity, and he seemed rather like some thrice-noble disciple of + Socrates than like one who had cast away all that the world has + worth holding. He knew every folly that he had committed, and he + knew its exact proportions; he was consulted during his last days + by young and old, who recognized the well-nigh superhuman + character of his wisdom; and yet he had abundantly proved himself + to be one of the most unwise men living. How strange! How + infinitely pathetic! Few men of clearer vision ever came on this + earth; but, with his flashing eyes open, he walked into snare + after snare, and the last of the devil's traps caught him + fatally. Even when he was too weak to stir, he said that, if he + could move, he would be sure to take the old path again. Well may + the warning devotees cry, "Have mercy upon us!" Well may they bow + themselves and wail for the weakness of man! Well may they cast + themselves humbly on the bosom of the Infinite Pity! For, of a + truth, we are a feeble folk, and, if we depended only on + ourselves, it would be well that George Eliot's ghastly thought + of simultaneous universal suicide should be put into practice + speedily.</P> + + <P>Hark to the appalling words of wisdom uttered by the good man + whose name I never miss mentioning because I wish all gentle + souls to refresh themselves with his ineffable sweetness and + tender fun! "Could the youth to whom the flavour of his first + wine is delicious as the opening scenes of life or the entering + upon some newly-discovered paradise look upon my desolation, and + be made to understand what a dreary thing it is when a man shall + feel himself going down a precipice with open eyes and a passive + will—to see his destruction and have no power to stop it, + and yet to feel it all the way emanating from himself—to + perceive all goodness emptied out of him, and yet not be able to + forget a time when it was otherwise—to hear about the + piteous spectacle of his own self-ruin—could he see my + fevered eye, feverish with last night's drinking and feverishly + looking for this night's repetition of the folly—could he + feel the body of the death out of which I cry hourly, with + feebler and feebler outcry, to be delivered—it were enough + to make him dash the sparkling beverage to the earth in all the + pride of its mantling temptation, to make him clasp his + teeth,</P><SPAN style='margin-left: 15em;'>And not undo + 'em</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>To suffer wet damnation to run + thro' 'em."</SPAN><BR> + + <P>Can that be beaten for utter lucidity and directness? Not by + any master of prose known to us—not by any man who ever + wrote in prose or in verse. The vision is so completely + convincing, the sense of actuality given by the words is so + haunting, that, not even Dickens could have equalled it. The man + who wrote those searing words is to this day remembered and + spoken of with caressing gentleness by all men of intellect, + refinement, quick fancy, genial humour; the editing of his works + has occupied a great part of the lifetime of a most distinguished + ecclesiastic. Could he avoid the fell horror against which he + warned others? No. With all his dread knowledge, he went on his + sorrowful way—and he remained the victim of his vice until + the bitter end. It was Charles Lamb.</P> + + <P>A gambler is usually the most prodigal of men in the matter of + promises. If he is clever, he is nearly always quite ready to + smile mournfully at his own infatuation, and he will warn + inexperienced youngsters—unless he wants to rob them.</P> + + <P>In sum, intellect, wit, keenness, lucidity of vision, perfect + reasoning power, are all useless in restraining a man from + proceeding to ruin unless some steadying agency is allied with + them. After much sad brooding, I cannot but conclude that a + fervent religious faith is the only thing that will give complete + security; and it will be a bitter day for England and the world + if ever flippancy and irreligion become general.</P> + + <P><I>June, 1889.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='THE_SOCIAL_INFLUENCE_OF_THE_quotBARquot' id= + "THE_SOCIAL_INFLUENCE_OF_THE_quotBARquot"></A> + + <H2><I>THE SOCIAL INFLUENCE OF THE "BAR."</I></H2><BR> + + <P>A great American writer has lately given a terrible account of + "The Social Influence of the Saloon" in his country. The article + is very grave, and every word is weighed, but the cold precision + of the paper attracts the reader with a horrible fascination. The + author does not so much regret the enormous waste of money, + though he allows that about two hundred millions of pounds + sterling are spent yearly in the States on strong drink; but he + mourns most because of the steady ruin which he sees overtaking + the social happiness of his country. The saloon is subtly + corrupting the men of America, and the ghastly plagues of + selfishness, brutality, and immorality are spreading with cruel + swiftness. The great author's conclusion is more than startling, + and I confess to having caught my breath when I read it. He says + in effect, "We sacrificed a million men in order to do away with + slavery, but we now have working in our midst a curse which is + infinitely worse than slavery. One day we shall be obliged to + save ourselves from ruin, even if we have to stamp out the trade + in alcohol entirely, and that by means of a civil war." Strong + words—and yet the man speaks with intense conviction: and + his very quietude only serves to emphasise the awful nature of + his disclosures. As I read on I saw with horror that the + description of the state of things in America accurately fits our + own country. We do not talk of a "saloon" here, but "bar" means + the same thing; and the "bar" is crushing out the higher life of + the English middle-class as surely as the saloon is destroying + American manhood. Amid all our material prosperity, amid all the + complexities of our amazing community, an evil is at work which + gathers power daily and which is actually assassinating, as it + were, every moral quality that has made England strong and + beneficent. Begin with a picture. The long curved counter + glistens under the flare of the gas; the lines of gaudy bottles + gleam like vulgar, sham jewelry; the glare, the glitter, the + garish refulgence of the place dazzle the eye, and the sharp + acrid whiffs of vile odour fall on the senses with a kind of + mephitic influence. The evening is wearing away, and the broad + space in front of the bar is crowded. A hoarse crashing babble + goes steadily on, forming the ground-bass of an odious symphony; + shrill and discordant laughter rises by fits and starts above the + low tumult; a coarse joke sets one group sniggering; a vile oath + rings out from some foul-mouthed roysterer; and at intervals some + flushed and bleared creature breaks into a slavering laugh which + has a sickly resemblance to weeping. At one of the side-tables a + sodden brute leans forward and wags his head to and fro with + ignoble solemnity; another has fallen asleep and snores at + intervals with a nauseous rattle; smart young men, dressed + fashionably, fling chance witticisms at the busy barmaids, and + the nymphs answer with glib readiness. This is the home of + Jollity and Good-fellowship; this is the place from which Care is + banished; this is the happy corner where the social glass is + dispensed. Alas for the jollity and the sociability and all the + rest of it! Force yourself to study the vile spectacle, and you + will soon harbour a brood of aching reflections. The whole of + that chattering, swilling mob are employing their muddled minds + on frivolity or obscenity, or worse things still. You will hear + hardly an intelligent word; you will not catch a sound of + sensible discussion; the scraps of conversation that reach you + alternate between low banter, low squabbling, objectionable + narrative, and histories of fights or swindles or former + debauches.</P> + + <P>Middle-aged men tell interminable stories about money or smart + strokes of business; youngsters wink and look unspeakably wise as + they talk on the subject of the spring handicaps; wild spirits + tell of their experiences at a glove-fight in some foul East-end + tavern; amorous exploits are detailed with a fulness and freedom + which would extremely amaze the ladies who form the subject of + the conversation. In all the nasty confusion you never hear a + word that can be called manly, unless you are prepared to allow + the manliness of pugilism. Each quarter-hour sees the company + grow more and more incoherent; the laughter gradually becomes + senseless, and loses the last indication of pure merriment; the + reek thickens; the dense air is permeated with queasy smells + which rise from the fusel oil and the sugared beer; the shrewd + landlord looks on with affected jollity, and hails casual friends + with effusive imitation of joy; and last of all "time" is called, + and the host of men pour into the street. They are ready for any + folly or mischief, and they are all more or less unfitted for the + next day's work. Strangely enough, many of those wretched fellows + who thus waste time amid sordid surroundings come from refined + homes; but music and books and the quiet pleasant talk of mothers + and sisters are tame after the delirious rattle of the bar, and + thus bright lads go home with-their wits dulled and with a + complete incapacity for coherent speech. Now let it be remembered + that no real friendships are contracted in those odious + drinking-shops—something in the very atmosphere of the + place seems to induce selfishness, and a drinker who goes wrong + is never pitied; when evil days come, the smart landlord shuns + the failure, the barmaids sneer at him, and his boon companions + shrink away as though the doomed man were tainted. Monstrous it + is to hear the remarks made about a lost soul who is plunging + with accelerated speed down the steep road to ruin. His + companions compare notes about him, and all his bodily symptoms + are described with truculent glee in the filthy slang of the bar. + So long as the wretch has money he is received with boisterous + cordiality, and encouraged to rush yet faster on the way to + perdition; his wildest feats in the way of mawkish generosity are + applauded; and the very men who drink at his expense go on + plucking him and laughing at him until the inevitable crash + comes. I once heard with a kind of chilled horror a narrative + about a fine young man who had died of <I>delirium tremens</I>. + The narrator giggled so much that his story was often + interrupted; but it ran thus—"He was very shaky in the + morning, and he began on brandy; he took about six before his + hand was steady, and I saw him looking over his shoulder every + now and again. In the afternoon a lot of fellows came in, and he + stood champagne like water to the whole gang. At six o'clock I + wanted him to have a cup of tea, but he said, 'I've had nothing + but booze for three days.' Then he got on to the floor, and said + he was catching rats—so we knew he'd got 'em on.<A name= + 'FNanchor_1_1' id="FNanchor_1_1"></A><A href= + '#Footnote_1_1'><SUP>[1]</SUP></A> At night he came out and + cleared the street with his sword-bayonet; and it's a wonder he + didn't murder somebody. It took two to hold him down all night, + and he had his last fit at six in the morning. Died screaming!" A + burst of laughter hailed the climax, and then one appreciative + friend remarked, "He was a fool—I suppose he was drunk + eleven months out of the last twelve." This was the epitaph of a + bright young athlete who had been possessed of health, riches, + and all fair prospects. No one warned him; none of those who + swilled expensive poisons for which he paid ever refused to + accept his mad generosity; he was cheered down the road to the + gulf by the inane plaudits of the lowest of men; and one who was + evidently his companion in many a frantic drinking-bout could + find nothing to say but "He was a fool!" At this moment there are + thousands of youths in our great towns and cities who are leading + the heartless, senseless, semi-delirious life of the bar, and + every possible temptation is put in their way to draw them from + home, from refinement, from high thoughts, from chaste and + temperate modes of life. Horrible it is to hear fine lads talking + familiarly about the "jumpy" sensations which they feel in the + morning. The "jumps" are those involuntary twitchings which + sometimes precede and sometimes accompany <I>delirium + tremens</I>; the frightful twitching of the limbs is accompanied + by a kind of depression that takes the very heart and courage out + of a man; and yet no one who travels over these islands can avoid + hearing jokes on + the dismal subject made by boys who have hardly reached their + twenty-fifth year. The bar encourages levity, and the levity is + unrelieved by any real gaiety—it is the hysterical feigned + merriment of lost souls.</P> + + <A name='Footnote_1_1' id= + "Footnote_1_1"></A><A href='#FNanchor_1_1'>[1]</A> + + <DIV class='note'> + <P>This is the elegant public-house mode of describing + <I>delirium tremens</I>.</P> + </DIV> + + <P>There are bars of a quieter sort, and there are rooms where + middle-aged topers meet, but these are, if possible, more + repulsive than the clattering dens frequented by dissipated + youths. Stout staid-looking men—fathers of + families—gather night after night to sodden themselves + quietly, and they make believe that they are enjoying the + pleasures of good-fellowship. Curious it is to see how the + fictitious assertion of goodwill seems to flourish in the + atmosphere of the bar and the parlour. Those elderly men who sit + and smoke in the places described as "cosy" are woeful examples + of the effects of our national curse. They are not riotous; they + are only dull, coarse, and silly. Their talk is confused, + dogmatic, and generally senseless; and, when they break out into + downright foulness of speech, their comparatively silent + enjoyment of detestable stories is a thing to make one shiver. + Here again good-fellowship is absent. Comfortable tradesmen, + prosperous dealers, sharp men who hold good commercial + situations, meet to gossip and exchange dubious stories. They + laugh a good deal in a restrained way, and they are apparently + genial; but the hard selfishness of all is plain to a cool + observer. The habit of self-indigence has grown upon them until + it pervades their being, and the corruption of the bar subtly + envenoms their declining years. If good women could only once + hear an evening's conversation that passes among these elderly + citizens, they would be a little surprised. Thoughtful ladies + complain that women are not reverenced in England, and Americans + in particular notice with shame the attitude which middle-class + Englishmen adopt towards ladies. If the people who complain could + only hear how women are spoken of in the homes of Jollity, they + would feel no more amazement at a distressing social phenomenon. + The talk which is chuckled over by men who have daughters of + their own is something to make an inexperienced individual + redden. Reverence, nobility, high chivalry, common cleanliness, + cannot flourish in the precincts of the bar, and there is not an + honest man who has studied with adequate opportunities who will + deny that the social glass is too often taken to an accompaniment + of sheer uncleanness. Why have not our moral novelists spoken the + plain truth about these things? We have many hideous pictures of + the East-end drinking-bars, and much reproachful pity is expended + on the "residuum;" but the evil that is eating at the very heart + of the nation, the evil that is destroying our once noble + middle-class, finds no assailant and no chronicler. Were it not + for the athletic sports which happily engage the energies of + thousands of young men, our middle-class would degenerate with + appalling rapidity. But, in spite of athletics, the bar claims + its holocaust of manhood year by year, and the professional + moralists keep silence on the matter. Some of them say that they + cannot risk hurting the sensibilities of innocent maidens. What + nonsense! Those maidens all have a chance of becoming the wives + of men who have suffered deterioration in the reek and glare of + the bar. How many sorrowing wives are now hiding their + heart-break and striving to lure their loved ones away from the + curse of curses! If the moralists could only look on the mortal + pathos of the letters which I receive, they would see that the + maidens about whom they are so nervous are the very people who + should be summoned as allies in our fight against a universal + enemy. If our brave sweet English girls once learn the nature of + the temptations to which their brothers and lovers are exposed, + they will use every force of their pure souls to save the men + whom they can influence from a doom which is death in life.</P> + + <P><I>May, 1887.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='FRIENDSHIP' id="FRIENDSHIP"></A> + + <H2><I>FRIENDSHIP</I>.</H2><BR> + + <P>The memoirs that are now poured into the book-market certainly + tend to breed cynicism in the minds of susceptible persons, for + it appears that to many eminent men and women of our generation + friendship was almost an unknown sentiment. As we read one + spiteful paragraph after another, we begin to wonder whether the + living men around us resemble the dead purveyors of scandal. The + fashionable mode of proceeding nowadays is to leave diaries + crammed with sarcasm, give some unhappy friend orders to wait + until you are settled in the grave, and then confound your + friends and foes by attacks which come to the light long after + your ears are deaf to praise and blame. Samuel Wilberforce went + into the choicest society that Britain could show; he was the + confidant of many people, and he contrived to charm all but a few + cross-grained critics. His good humour seemed inexhaustible; and + those who saw his cherubic face beaming sweetly on the company at + banquets or assemblies fancied that so delightful a man was never + known before. But this suave, unctuous gentleman, who fascinated + every one, from Queen to cottager, spent a pretty fair share of + his life in writing vicious witticisms and scandals concerning + the folk with whom he seemed to be on affectionate terms. At + nights, after spending his days in working and bowing and smiling + and winning the hearts of men, he went home and poured out all + the venom that was in his heart. When his memoirs appeared, all + the most select social circles in the country were driven into a + serious flutter. No one was spared; and, as some of the + statements made by Wilberforce were, to say the least, a little + sweeping, a violent paper warfare began, which has hardly ceased + raging even now. Happy and contented men who believed that the + Bishop loved and admired them were surprised to find that he had + disliked and despised them. Moreover, the naughty diarist had an + ugly habit of recording men's private conversations; and thus a + good many sayings which should have been kept secret became + public property. A very irreverent wag + wrote—</P><SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>How blest was + he who'd ne'er consent</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>With Wilberforce to + walk,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Nor dined with Soapy Sam, nor + let</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>The Bishop hear him + talk!</SPAN><BR> + + <P>and this crude epigram expressed the feelings of numbers of + enraged and scandalized individuals. The wretched book gave us an + ugly picture of a hollow society where kindness seemed + non-existent, and where every man walked with his head in a cloud + of poisonous flies. As more memoirs appeared, it was most funny + to observe that, while Wilberforce was occupied in scarifying his + dear friends, some of his dear friends were occupied in + scarifying him. Thus we find Abraham Hayward, a polished leader + of society, writing in the following way of Wilberforce, with + whom ostensibly his relations were of the most affectionate + description—"Wilberforce is really a low fellow. Again and + again the committee of the Athenaeum Club have been obliged to + reprove him for his vulgar selfishness." This is dreadful! No + wonder that petty cynics snarl and rejoice; they say, "Look at + your great men, and see what mean backbiters they are!" Alas!</P> + + <P>Thomas Carlyle's memoirs are a kind of graveyard of + reputations; and we can well understand the rage and horror with + which many individuals protested against the fierce Scotchman's + strictures. In the hearts of thousands of noble young people + Carlyle's memory was cherished like that of some dear saint; and + it was terrible to find that the strong prophet had been + penetrated by such a virus of malice. Carlyle met all the best + men and women in England; but the only ones whom he did not + disparage were Tennyson, the Duke of Wellington, Mr. Froude, + and Emerson. He could not talk even of Charles Darwin without + calling him an imbecile; and his all-round hitting at his closest + intimates is simply merciless. The same perversity which made him + talk of Keats's "maudlin weak-eyed sensibility" caused him to + describe his loyal, generous, high-bred friend Lord Houghton as a + "nice little robin-redbreast of a man;" while Mrs. Basil Montagu, + who cheered him and spared no pains to aid him in the darkest + times, is now immortalized by one masterly venomous paragraph. + Carlyle was great—very great—but really the + cultivation of loyal friendships seems hardly to have been in his + line. Men who know his works by heart, and who derived their + noblest inspiration from him, cannot bear to read his memoirs + twice over, for it sadly appears as though the Titan had defiled + the very altar of friendship.</P> + + <P>What shall we say of the cunning cat-like Charles Greville, + who crept on tiptoe through the world, observing and recording + the littleness of men? His stealthy eye missed nothing; and the + men whom he flattered and used little thought that the wizened + dandy who pleased them with his old-world courtesy was + chronicling their weakness and baseness for all time. A nobly + patriotic Ministry came before the world with a flourish of + trumpets, and declared that England must fight Russia in defence + of public law, freedom, and other holy things. But the wicked + diarist had watched the secret proceedings of his dear friends; + and he informs us that those beloved intimates were all sound + asleep when a single Minister decided on the movement which cost + us forty thousand men and one hundred millions of treasure. That + close sly being used—to worm out the secrets of men's + innermost hearts; and his impassive mask never showed a sign of + emotion. To illustrate his mode of extracting the information of + which he made such terrible use, I may tell one trivial anecdote + which has never before been made public. When Greville was very + old, he went to see a spiritualistic "medium" who was attracting + fashionable London. The charlatan looked at the gray worn old man + and thought himself safe; four other visitors attended the + <I>séance</I>, but the "medium" bestowed all his attention + on Greville. With much emotion he cried, "There is an aged lady + behind your chair!" Greville remarked sweetly, "How interesting!" + "She is very, very like you!" "Who can it be?" murmured Greville. + "She lifts her hands to bless you. Her hands are now resting over + your head!" shouted the medium; and the pallid emotionless man + said, with a slight tremor in his voice, "Pray tell me who this + mysterious visitant may be!" "It is your mother." "Oh," said + Greville, "I am delighted to hear that!" "She says she is + perfectly happy, and she watches you constantly." "Dear soul!" + muttered the imperturbable one. "She tells me you will join her + soon, and be happy with her." Then Greville said gravely, in + dulcet tones, "That is extremely likely, for I am going to take + tea with her at five o'clock!" He had led on the poor swindler in + his usual fashion; and he never hinted at the fact that his + mother was nearly a century old. His friends were "pumped" in the + same subtle manner; and the immortally notorious memoirs are + strewn with assassinated characters.</P> + + <P>As we study the phenomena indicated by these memoirs, we begin + to wonder whether friendship is or is not extinct. Men are + gregarious, and flocks of them meet together at all hours of the + day and night. They exchange conventional words of greeting, they + wear happy smiles, they are apparently cordial and charming' one + with another; and yet a rigidly accurate observer may look + mournfully for signs of real friendship. How can it exist? The + men and women who pass through the whirl of a London season + cannot help regarding their fellow-creatures rather as lay + figures than as human beings. They go to crowded balls and + seething "receptions," not to hold any wise human converse, but + only to be able to say that they were in such and such a room on + a certain night. The glittering crowds fleet by like shadows, and + no man has much chance of knowing his neighbour's + heart.</P><SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>How fast the flitting + figures come—</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>The mild, the fierce, the stony + face;</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Some bright with thoughtless + smiles, and some</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Where secret tears have left + their trace!</SPAN><BR> + + <P>Ah, it is only the faces that the tired pleasure-seeker sees + and knows; the real comrade, the human soul, is hidden away + behind the mask!</P> + + <P>Genuine heroic friendship cannot flourish in an artificial + society; and that perhaps accounts for the fact that the curled + darlings of our modern community spend much of their leisure in + reading papers devoted to tattle and scandal. It seems as though + the search after pleasure poisoned the very sources of nobleness + in the nature of men. In our monstrous city a man may live + without a quarrel for forty years; he may be popular, he may be + received with genial greetings wherever he goes—and yet he + has no friend. He lingers through his little day; and, when he + passes away, the change is less heeded than would be the removal + of a chair from a club smoking-room. When I see the callous + indifference with which illness, misfortune, and death are + regarded by the dainty classes, I can scarcely wonder when irate + philosophers denounce polite society as a pestilent and + demoralizing nuisance. Among the people airily and impudently + called "the lower orders" noble friendships are by no means + uncommon. "I can't bear that look on your face, Bill. I'm coming + to save you or go with you!" said a rough sailor as he sprang + into a raging sea to help his shipmate. "I'm coming, old fellow!" + shouted the mate of a merchant-vessel; and he dived overboard + among the mountainous seas that were rolling south of Cape Horn + one January. For an hour this hero fought with the blinding + water, and he saved his comrade at last. Strange to say, the + lounging impassive dandies who regard the universe with a yawn, + and who sneer at the very notion of friendship, develop the + kindly and manly virtues when they are removed from the + enervating atmosphere of Society and forced to lead a hard life. + A man to whom emotion, passion, self-sacrifice, are things to be + mentioned with a curl of the lip, departs on a campaign, and amid + squalor, peril, and grim horrors he becomes totally unselfish. + Men who have watched our splendid military officers in the field + are apt to think that a society which converts such generous + souls into self-seeking fribbles must be merely poisonous. The + more we study the subject the more clearly we can see that where + luxury flourishes friendship withers. In the vast suffering + Russian nation friendships are at this very moment cherished to + the heroic pitch. A mighty people are awakening, as it were, from + sleep; the wicked and corrupt still sit in high places, but among + the weltering masses of the populace purity and nobleness are + spreading, and such friendships are fostered as never have been + shadowed forth in story or song. Sophie Peroffsky mounts the + scaffold with four other doomed mortals; she never thinks of her + own approaching agony—she only longs to comfort her friends + and she kisses them and greets them with cheering words until the + last dread moment arrives. Poor little Marie + Soubotine—sweetest of perverted children, noblest of + rebels—refuses to purchase her own safety by uttering a + word to betray her sworn friend. For three years she lingers on + in an underground dungeon, and then she is sent on the wild road + to Siberia; she dies amid gloom and deep suffering, but no + torture can unseal her lips; she gladly gives her life to save + another's. Antonoff endures the torture, but no agony can make + him prove false to his friends. When his captors give him a + respite from the thumbscrews and the red-hot wires that are + thrust under his nails, he forgets his own torment, and scratches + on his plate his cipher signals to his comrades. Those men and + women in that awful country are lawless and dangerous, but they + are heroic, and they are true friends one to another.</P> + + <P>How far we proud islanders must have forsaken for a time the + road to nobleness when we are able to exalt the saying "A full + purse is the only true friend" into a representative English + proverb! We do not rage and foam as Timon did—that would be + ill-bred and ludicrous; we simply smile and utter delicate + mockeries. In the plays that best please our golden youth nothing + is so certain to win applause and laughter as a sentence about + the treachery or greed of friends. Do those grinning, + superlatively insolent cynics really represent the mighty Mother + of Nations? Ah, no! If even the worst of them were thrust away + into some region where life was hard for him, he would show + something like nobility and manliness; it is the mephitic airs of + ease and luxury that breed selfishness and scorn in his soul. At + any rate, those effeminate people are not typical specimens of + our steadfast friendly race. When the folk in the colliery + village hear that deadly thud and feel the shudder of the earth + which tell of disaster, Jack the hewer rushes to the pit's mouth + and joins the search-party. He knows that the gas may grip him by + the throat, and that the heavy current of dissolution may creep + through his veins; but his mate is down there in the workings, + and he must needs save him or die in the attempt. Greater love + hath no man than this. Ah, yes—the poor collier is indeed + ready to lay down his life for his friend! The fiery soldier, + William Beresford, sees a comrade in peril; a horde of infuriated + savages are rushing up, and there is only one pony to carry the + two Englishmen. Beresford calls, "Jump up behind me!" but the + friend answers, "No; save yourself! I can die, and I won't risk + your life." Then the undignified but decidedly gallant Beresford + observes, "If you don't come, I'll punch your head!" The pony + canters heavily off; one stumble would mean death, but the + dauntless fighting man brings in his friend safely, though only + by the skin of his teeth. It is absolutely necessary for the + saving of our moral health that we should turn away from the + dreary flippancy of an effete society to such scenes as those. If + we regarded only the pampered classes, then we might well think + that true human fellowship had perished, and a starless + darkness—worse almost than Atheism—would fall on the + soul. But we are not all corrupt, and the strong brave heart of + our people still beats true. Young men cherish manly affection + for friends, and are not ashamed to show it; sweet girls form + friendships that hold until the maidens become matrons and till + the shining locks have turned to silver white. Wherever men are + massed together the struggle for existence grows keen, and + selfishness and cynicism thrust up their rank growths. "Pleasure" + blunts the moral sense and converts the natural man into a + noxious being; but happily our people are sound at the core, and + it will be long ere cynicism and corruption are universal. The + great healthy middle-class is made up of folk who would regard a + writer of spiteful memoirs as a mere bravo; they have not perhaps + the sweetness and light which Mr. Arnold wished to bestow on + them, but at any rate they have a certain rough generosity, and + they have also a share of that self-forgetfulness which alone + forms the basis of friendship. Having that, they can do without + Carlyle's learning and Wilberforce's polish, and they can + certainly do without the sour malice of the historian and the + prelate.</P> + + <P><I>July, 1887.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='DISASTERS_AT_SEA' id="DISASTERS_AT_SEA"></A> + + <H2><I>DISASTERS AT SEA</I>.</H2><BR> + + <P>During last year the register of slaughter on the ocean was + worse than any ever before seen since the <I>Royal Charter</I> + took her crew to destruction; and it seems as though matters were + growing worse and worse. One dismal old story is being repeated + week in, week out. In thick weather or clear weather—it + does not seem to matter which—two vessels approach each + other, and the presiding officers on board of each are quite + satisfied and calm; then, on a sudden, one vessel shifts her + course, there are a few hurried and maddened ejaculations, and + then comes a crash. After that, the ugly tale may be continued in + the same terms over and over again; the boats cannot be cleared + away, the vessels drift apart, and both founder, or one is left + crippled. I shall have something to say about the actual effects + of a collision presently, but I may first go on to name some + other kinds of disaster. A heavy sea is rolling, and occasionally + breaking, and a vessel is lumbering along from crest to hollow of + the rushing seas; a big wall of water looms over her for a + second, and then comes crashing down; the deck gives + way—there are no water-tight compartments—and the + ship becomes suddenly as unmanageable as a mere cask in a seaway. + Again, a plate is wrenched, and some villainously-made rivets + jump out of their places like buttons from an over-tight bodice; + in ten minutes the vessel is wallowing, ready for her last + plunge; and very likely the crew have not even the forlorn chance + of taking to the boats. Once more—on a clear night in the + tropics an emigrant ship is stealing softly through the water; + the merry crowd on deck has broken up, the women, poor creatures, + are all locked up in their quarters, and only a few men remain to + lounge and gossip. The great stars hang like lamps from the + solemn dome of the sky, and the ripples are painted with + exquisite serpentine streaks; the wind hums softly from the + courses of the sails, and some of the men like to let the cool + breeze blow over them. Everything seems so delightfully placid + and clear that the thought of danger vanishes; no one would + imagine that even a sea-bird could come up unobserved over that + starlit expanse of water. But the ocean is treacherous in light + and shade. The loungers tell their little stories and laugh + merrily; the officer of the watch carelessly stumps forward from + abreast of the wheel, looks knowingly aloft, twirls round like a + teetotum, and stumps back again; and the sweet night passes in + splendour, until all save one or two home-sick lingerers are + happy. It never occurs to any of these passengers to glance + forward and see whether a streak of green fire seems to strike + out from the starboard—the right-hand side of the + vessel—or whether a shaft of red shoots from the other + side. As a matter of fact, the vessel is going on like a dark + cloud over the flying furrows of the sea; but there is very + little of the cloud about her great hull, for she would knock a + house down if she hit it when travelling at her present rate. The + captain is a thrifty man, and the owners are thrifty persons; + they consider the cost of oil; and thus, as it is a nice clear + night, the side-lights are not lit, and the judgment of the + tramping look-out man on the forecastle-head is trusted. + Parenthetically I may say that, without being in any way disposed + to harbour exaggerated sentiment, I feel almost inclined to + advocate death for any sailor who runs in mid-ocean without + carrying his proper lights out. I once saw a big iron barque go + grinding right from the bulge of the bow to the stern of an ocean + steamer—and that wretched barque had no lights. Half a + yard's difference, and both vessels would have sunk. Three + hundred and fifty people were sleeping peacefully on board the + steamer, and the majority of them must have gone down, while + those who were saved would have had a hard time in the boats. + Strange to say, that very same steamer was crossed by another + vessel which carried no lights: but this time the result was bad, + for the steamer went clean through the other ship and sank her + instantly.</P> + + <P>To return to the emigrant vessel. The officer continues his + tramp like one of the caged animals of a menagerie; the spare man + of the watch leans against the rail and + hums—</P><SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>We'll go no more + by the light of the moon;</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>The song is done, and we've + lost the tune,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>So I'll go no more a-roving + with you, fair maid—</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 7.5em;'>A-roving, A-roving, + &c.</SPAN><BR> + + <P>—the pipes glow in the clear air, and the flying water + bubbles and moans. Oh, yes, all is well—beautifully + well—and we need no lights whatever! Then the look-out man + whistles "Hist!"—which is quite an unusual mode of + signalling; the officer ceases his monotonous tramp and runs + forward. "Luff a little!" "He's still bearing up. Why doesn't he + keep away?" "Luff a little more! Stand by your lee-braces. Oh, + he'll go clear!" So the low clear talk goes, till at last with a + savage yell of rage a voice comes from the other + vessel—"Where you coming to?" "Hard down with it!" "He's + into us!" "Clear away your boats!" Then there is a sound like + "smack." Then comes a long scraunch, and a thunderous rattle of + blocks; a sail goes with a report like a gun; the vessels bump a + few times, and then one draws away, leaving the other with bows + staved in. A wild clamour surges up from below, but there is no + time to heed that; the men toil like Titans, and the hideous + music of prayers and curses disturbs the night. Then the vessel + that was hit amidships rolls a little, and there is a gurgle like + that of an enormous, weir: a mast goes with a sharp report; a + man's figure appears on the taffrail and bounds far into the + sea—it is an experienced hand who wants to escape the + down-draught; the hull shudders, grows steady, and then with one + lurch the ship swashes down and the bellowing vortex throws up + huge spirts of boiling spray. A few stray swimmers are picked up, + but the rest of the company will be seen nevermore. Fancy those + women in that darkened steerage! Think of it, and then say what + should be done to an owner who stints his officers in the matter + of lamp-oil; or to a captain who does not use what the owner + provides! The huddled victims wake from confused slumbers; some + scream—some become insane on the instant; the children add + their shrill clamour to the mad rout; and the water roars in. + Then the darkness grows thick, and the agonized crowd tear and + throttle each other in fierce terror; and then approaches the + slowly-coming end. Oh, how often—how wearily + often—have such scenes been enacted on the face of this + fair world! And all to save a little lamp-oil!</P> + + <P>Yet again—a great vessel plunges away to sea bearing a + precious freight of some one thousand souls. Perhaps the owners + reckon the cargo in the hold as being worth more than the human + burden; but of course opinions differ. The wild rush from one + border of the ocean to the other goes on for a few days and + nights, and the tremendous structure of steel cleaves the hugest + waves as though they were but clouds. Down below the luxurious + passengers live in their fine hotel, and the luckier ones are + quite happy and ineffably comfortable. If a sunny day breaks, + then the pallid battalions in the steerage come up to the air, + and the ship's deck is like a long animated street. A thousand + souls, we said? True! Now let some quiet observant man of the + sailorly sort go round at night and count the boats. Twelve, and + the gig aft makes thirteen! Allowing a tremendously large + average, this set of boats might actually carry six hundred + persons; but the six hundred would need to sit very carefully + even in smooth water, and a rush might capsize any one boat.</P> + + <P>The vast floating hotel spins on at twenty miles an + hour—a speed that might possibly shame some of the railways + that run from London suburbs—and the officers want to save + every yard. No care is omitted; three men are on the bridge at + night, there is a starboard look-out, a port look-out, and the + quartermaster patrols amidships and sees that the masthead light + is all right The officer and the look-out men pass the word every + half-hour, and nothing escapes notice. If some unlucky steerage + passenger happens to strike a light forward, he stands a very + good chance of being put in irons; and, if there is a patient in + the deck-house, the windows must be darkened with thick cloths. + Each officer, on hazy nights, improvises a sort of hood for + himself; and he peers forward as if life depended on his + eyesight—as indeed it does. But there comes a bright + evening, and the monster liner's journey is all but over; three + hours more of steaming and she will be safe. A little schooner + comes skimming up on the port side—and the schooner is to + the liner as a chip is to a tree-trunk. The schooner holds on her + course, for she is not bound to give way at all; but the officer + on the bridge of the steamer thinks, "I shall lose a quarter of + an hour if I edge away to starboard and let him fall astern of + us. I shall keep right on and shave his bows." The liner is going + at nineteen knots, the schooner is romping along at + eight—yet the liner cannot clear the little vessel. There + comes a fresh gust of wind; the sailing vessel lies over to it, + and just touches the floating hotel amidships—but the touch + is enough to open a breach big enough for a coach and four to go + through. The steamer's head is laid for the land and every ounce + of steam is put on, but she settles and settles more and more. + And now what about the thirteen boats for a thousand people? + There is a wild scuffling, wild outcry. Women bite their lips + and-try, with divine patience, to crush down all appearance of + fear, and to keep their limbs from trembling; some unruly fellows + are kept in check only by terror of the revolver; and the + officers remember that their fair name and their hope of earthly + redemption are at stake. In one case of this sort it took three + mortal hours to ferry the passengers and crew over smooth water + to the rescuing vessel; and those rescued folk may think + themselves the most fortunate of all created souls, for, if the + liner had been hit with an impetus of a few more tons, very few + on board of her would have lived to tell the tale. Unless + passengers, at the risk of being snubbed and threatened, + criticise the boat accommodation of great steamers, there will be + such a disaster one day as will make the world shudder.</P> + + <P>The pitiful thing is to know how easily all this might be + prevented. Until one has been on board a small vessel which has + every spar, bolt, iron, and plank sound, one can have no idea how + perfectly safe a perfectly-built ship is in any sort of weather. + A schooner of one hundred and fifty tons was caught in a + hurricane which was so powerful that the men had to hang on where + they could, even before the flattened foaming sea rose from its + level rush and began to come on board. All round were vessels in + distress; the scare caused many of the seamen to forget their + lights, and the ships lumbered on, first to collision, and then + to that crashing plunge which takes all hands down. The little + schooner was actually obliged to offer assistance to a big + mail-steamer—and yet she might have been rather easily + carried by that same steamer. But the little vessel's lights were + watched with sedulous care; the blasts might tear at her scanty + canvas, but there was not a rag or a rope that would give way; + and, although the awful rush of the gale carried her within eight + miles of a rocky lee-shore, her captain had sufficient confidence + in the goodness of his gear to begin sailing his ship instead of + keeping her hove to. One rope faulty, one light wrong, one hand + out of his place at the critical time, and the bones of a + pleasant ship's company would have been strewn on a bleak shore: + but everything was right, and the tiny craft drew away like a + seagull when she was made to sail. Of course the sea ran clean + over her, but she forged quietly on until she was thirty miles + clear of those foaming breakers that roared on the cliffs. During + that night more good seamen were drowned than one would like to + number; ships worth a king's ransom were utterly lost. And why? + Simply because they had not the perfect gear which saved the + little schooner. Even had the little craft been sent over until + she refused to rise again to the sea, the boats were ready, and + everybody on board had a good chance. Care first of all is + needed, and then fear may be banished. The smart agent reads his + report glibly to the directors of a steamboat company—and + yet I have seen such smart agents superintending the departure of + vessels whereof the appearance was enough to make a good judge + quake for the safety of crew and cargo.</P> + + <P>What do I advise? Well, in the first place, I must remind + shoregoing folk that a sound well-found vessel will live through + anything. Let passengers beware of lines which pay a large + dividend and show nothing on their balance-sheets to allow for + depreciation. In the next place, if any passenger on a long + voyage should see that the proper lights are not shown, he ought + to wake up his fellow passengers at any hour of the night, and go + with his friends to threaten the captain. Never mind bluster or + oaths—merely say, "If your lights are not shown, you may + regard your certificate as gone." If that does not bring the + gentleman to his senses, nothing will. Again, take care in any + case that no raw foreign seamen are allowed to go on the look-out + in any vessel, for a misunderstood shout at a critical moment may + bring sudden doom on hundreds of unsuspecting fellow-creatures. + Above all, see that the water-casks in every boat are kept full. + In this way the sea tragedies may be a little lessened in their + hateful number.</P> + + <P><I>March, 1889.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='A_RHAPSODY_OF_SUMMER' id="A_RHAPSODY_OF_SUMMER"></A> + + <H2><I>A RHAPSODY OF SUMMER</I>.</H2><BR> + + <P>There came into my life a time of strenuous effort, and I + drank all the joys of labour to the lees. When the rich dark + midnights of summer drooped over the earth, I could hardly bear + to think of the hours of oblivion which must pass ere I felt the + delight of work once more. And the world seemed very beautiful; + and, when I looked up to the solemn sky, so sweetly sown with + stars, I could see stirring words like "Fame" and "Gladness" and + "Triumph" written dimly across the vault; so that my heart was + full of rejoicing, and all the world promised fair. In those + immortal midnights the sea spoke wonderful things to me, and the + long rollers glittering under the high moon bore health and + bright promise as they hastened to the shore. And, when the ships + stole—oh, so silently!—out of the shadows and moved + over the diamond track of the moon's light, I sent my heart out + to the lonely seamen and prayed that they might be joyous like + me. Then the ringing of the song of multitudinous birds sounded + in the hours of dawn, and the tawny-throated king of songsters + made my pulses tremble with his wild ecstasy; and the blackbird + poured forth mellow defiance, and the thrush shrilled in his + lovely fashion concerning the joy of existence.</P> + + <P>Pass, dreams! The long beams are drawn from the bosom of dawn. + The gray of the quiet sea quickens into rose, and soon the + glittering serpentine streaks of colour quiver into a blaze; the + brown sands glow, and the little waves run inward, showing milky + curves under the gay light; the shoregoing boats come home, and + their sails—those coarse tanned sails—are like + flowers that wake with the daisies and the peonies to feast on + the sun. Happy holiday-makers who are wise enough to watch the + fishers come in! The booted thickly-clad fellows plunge into the + shallow water; and then the bare-footed women come down, and the + harvest of the night is carried up the cliffs before the most of + the holiday-folk have fairly awakened. The proud day broadens to + its height, and the sands are blackened by the growing crowd; for + the beach near a fashionable watering-place is like a section cut + from a turbulent city street, save that the folk on the sands + think of aught but business. I have never been able to sympathize + with those who can perceive only vulgarity in a seaside crowd. It + is well to care for deserted shores and dark moaning forests in + the far North; but the average British holiday-maker is a + sociable creature; he likes to feel the sense of companionship, + and his spirits rise in proportion to the density of the crowd + amid which he disports himself. To me, the life, the concentrated + enjoyment, the ways of the children who are set free from the + trammels of town life, are all like so much poetry. I learned + early to rejoice in silent sympathy with the rejoicing of God's + creatures. Only to watch the languid pose of some steady toiler + from the City is enough to give discontented people a goodly + lesson. The man has been ground in the mill for a year; his + modest life has left him no time for enjoyment, and his ideas of + all pleasure are crude. Watch him as he remains passively in an + ecstasy of rest. The cries of children, the confused jargon of + the crowd, fall but faintly on his nerves; he likes the sensation + of being in company; he has a dim notion of the beauty of the + vast sky with its shining snowy-bosomed clouds, and he lets the + light breeze blow over him. I like to look on that good citizen + and contrast the dull round of his wayfarings on many streets + with the ease and satisfaction of his attitude on the sands. Then + the night comes. The dancers are busy, the commonplace music is + made refined by distance, and the murmur of the sea gathers power + over all other sounds, until the noon of night arrives and the + last merry voices are heard no more. Poor harmless revellers, so + condemned by men whose round of life is a search for pleasure! + Many of you do not understand or care for quiet refinements of + dress and demeanour; you lack restraint; but I have felt much + gladness while demurely watching your abandonment. I could draw + rest for my soul from the magnetic night long after you were + aweary and asleep; but much of my pleasure came as a reflection + from yours.</P> + + <P>As my memories of sweetness—yes, and of purifying + sadness—gather more thickly, I am minded to wonder that so + much has been vouchsafed me rather than to mourn over shadowy + might-have-beens. The summer day by the deep lovely + lake—the lake within sound of the sea! All round the steep + walls that shut in the dark glossy water there hung rank festoons + and bosses of brilliant green, and the clear reflections of the + weeds and flowers hung so far down in the mysterious deeps that + the height of the rocky wall seemed stupendous. Far over in one + tremendously deep pool the lazy great fish wallowed and lunged; + they would not show their speckled sides very much until the + evening; but they kept sleepily moving all day, and sometimes a + mighty back would show like a log for an instant. In the morning + the modest ground-larks cheeped softly among the rough grasses on + the low hills, while the proud heaven-scaler—the lordly + kinsman of the ground-lark—filled the sky with his lovely + clamour. Sometimes a water-rail would come out from the sedges + and walk on the surface of the lake as a tiny ostrich might on + the shifting sand; pretty creatures of all sorts seemed to find + their homes near the deep wonderful water, and the whole morning + might be passed in silently watching the birds and beasts that + came around. The gay sun made streams of silver fire shoot from + the polished brackens and sorrel, the purple geraniums gleamed + like scattered jewels, and the birds seemed to be joyful in + presence of that manifold beauty—joyful as the quiet human + being who watched them all. And the little fishes in the shallows + would have their fun as well. They darted hither and thither; the + spiny creatures which the schoolboy loves built their queer nests + among the waterweeds; and sometimes a silly + adventurer—alarmed by the majestic approach of a large + fish—would rush on to the loamy bank at the shallow end of + the lake and wriggle piteously in hopeless failure. The + afternoons were divinely restful by the varied shores of the + limpid lake. Sometimes as the sun sloped there might come hollow + blasts of wind that had careered for a brief space over the + woods; but the brooding heat, the mastering silence, the feeling + that multifarious quiescent living things were ready to start + into action, all took the senses with somnolence. That drowsy + joy, that soothing silence which seemed only intensified by the + murmur of bees and the faint gurgle of water, were like medicine + to the soul; and it seemed that the conception of Nirvana became + easily understood as the delicious open-air reverie grew more and + more involved and vague. Then the last look of the sun, the + creeping shadows that made the sea gray and turned the little + lake to an inky hue, and then the slow fall of the quiet-coloured + evening, and, last, the fall of the mystic night!</P> + + <P>Poor little birds, moving uneasily in the darkness, threw down + tiny fragments from the rocks, and each fragment fell with a + sound like the clink of a delicate silver bell; softly the sea + moaned, softly the night-wind blew, and softly—so + softly!—came whispering the spirits of the dead. Joyous + faces could be seen by that lake long, long ago. In summer, when + the lower rim was all blazing with red and yellow flowers, young + lovers came to whisper and gaze. They are dead and gone. In + winter, when the tarn was covered with jetty glossy ice, there + were jovial scenes whereof the jollity was shared by a happy few. + Round and round on the glossy surface the skaters flew and passed + like gliding ghosts under the gloom of the rocks; the hiss of the + iron sounded musically, and the steep wall flung back sharp + echoes of harmless laughter. Each volume of sound was magically + magnified, and the gay company carried on their pleasant outing + far into the chili winter night. They are all gone! One was there + oftenest in spring and summer, and the last sun-rays often made + her golden hair shine in splendour as she stood gazing wistfully + over the solemn lake. She saw wonders there that coarser spirits + could not know; and all her gentle musings passed into + poetry—poetry that was seldom spoken. Those who loved her + never cared to break her sacred stillness as she pondered by the + side of the beloved tarn; her language was not known to common + folk, for she held high converse with the great of old time; and, + when she chanced to speak with me, I understood but dimly, though + I had all the sense of beauty and mystery. A shipwrecked sailor + said she looked as if she belonged to God. Her Master claimed her + early. Dear, your yellow hair will shine no more in the sun that + you loved; you have long given over your day-dreams—and you + are now dreamless. Or perhaps you dwell amid the silent glory of + one last long dream of those you loved. The gorse on the moor + moans by your grave, the brackens grow green and tall and wither + into dead gold year by year, the lake gleams gloomily in fitful + flashes amid its borders of splendour; and you rest softly while + the sea calls your lullaby nightly. Far off, far off, my soul, by + quiet seas where the lamps of the Southern Cross hang in the + magnificence of the purple sky, there is one who remembers the + lake, and the glassy ice, and the blaze of pompous summer, and + the shining of that yellow hair. Peace—oh, peace! The + sorrow has passed into quiet pensive regret that is nigh akin to + gladness.</P> + + <P>How many other ineffable days and nights have I known? All who + can feel the thrilling of sea-winds, all who can have even one + day amid grass and fair trees, grasp the time of delight, enjoy + all beauties, do not pass in coarseness one single minute; and + then, when the Guide comes to point your road through the strange + gates, you may be like me—you may repine at nothing, for + you will have much good to remember and scanty evil. It is good + for me now to think of the thundering rush of the yacht as, with + the great mainsail drawing heavily, she roared through the field + of foam made by her own splendid speed, while the inky waves on + the dim horizon moaned and the dark summer midnight brooded + warmly over the dark sea. It is good to think of the strange days + when the vessel was buried in wreaths of dark cloud, and the rush + of the wind only drove the haze screaming among the shrouds. The + vast dim mountains might not be pleasant to the eye of either + seaman or landsman; but, when they poured their thundering deluge + on a strong safe deck, we did not mind them. Happy hearts were + there even in stormy warring afternoons; and men watched quite + placidly as the long grim hills came gliding on. Then in the + evenings there were chance hours when the dim forecastle was a + pleasant place in bad weather. The bow of the vessel swayed + wildly; the pitching seemed as if it might end in one immense + supreme dive to the gulf, and the mad storming of the wind forced + us to utter our simple talk in loudest tones. Gruff kindly + phrases, without much wit or point, were good enough for us; + perhaps even the appalling dignitary—yes, even the + mate—would crawl in; and we listened to lengthy disjointed + stories. And all the while the tremendous howl of the storm went + on, and the merry lads who went out on duty had to rush wildly so + as to reach the alley when a very heavy sea came over. The sense + of strength was supreme; the crash of the gale was nothing; and + we rather hugged ourselves on the notion that the fierce + screaming meant us no harm. The curls of smoke flitted softly + amid the blurred yellow beams from the lamp, and our chat went on + while the monstrous billows grew blacker and blacker and the + spray shone like corpse-candles on the mystic and mighty hills. + And then the hours of the terrible darkness! To leave the swept + deck while every vein tingled with the ecstasy of the gale! The + dull warmth below was exquisite; the sly creatures which crept + from their, dens and let the lamplight shine on their weird + eyes—even the gamesome rats—had something merrily + diabolic about them. Their thuds on the floor, their sordid + swarming, their inexplicable daring—all gave a kind of + minor current of <I>diablerie</I> to the rush and hurry of the + stormy night; for they seemed to speak—and the creatures + which on shore are odious appeared to be quite in place in the + soaring groaning vessel. Ah, my brave forecastle lads, my merry + tan-faced favourites, I shall no more see your quaint squalor, I + shall no more see your battle with wind and savage waves and + elemental turmoil! Some of you have passed to the shadows before + me; some of you have only the ooze for your graves; and the + others cannot ever hear my greeting again on the sweet mornings + when the waves are all gay with lily-hued blossoms of + foam.</P><SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Pale beyond porch and + portal,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Crowned with dark flowers she + stands,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Who gathers all things + mortal</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>With cold immortal + hands.</SPAN><BR> + + <P>Gathers! And Proserpina will strew the flowers of foam that I + may never see more—and then she will gather me.</P> + + <P>All was good in the time of delight—all is good now that + only a memory clings lovingly to the heart. Take my counsel. + Rejoice in your day, and the night shall carry no dread for + you.</P> + + <P><I>June, 1889.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='LOST_DAYS' id="LOST_DAYS"></A> + + <H2>LOST DAYS.</H2><BR> + + <P>I fully recognize the fact which the Frenchman flippantly + stated—that no human beings really believe that death is + inevitable until the last clasp of the stone-cold king numbs + their pulses. Perhaps this insensibility is a merciful gift; at + any rate, it is a fact. If belief came home with violence to our + minds, we should suffer from a sort of vertigo; but the merciful + dullness which the Frenchman perceived and mocked in his epigram + saves us all the miseries of apprehension. This is very curiously + seen among soldiers when they know that they must soon go into + action. The soldiers chat together on the night before the + attack; they know that some of them must go down; they actually + go so far as to exchange messages thus—"If anything happens + to me, you know, Bill, I want you to take that to the old people. + You give me a note or anything else you have; and, if we get out + of the shindy, we can hand the things back again." After + confidences of this sort, the men chat on; and I never yet knew + or heard of one who did not speak of his own safe return as a + matter of course. When a brigade charges, there may be a little + anxiety at first; but the whistle of the first bullet ends all + misgivings, and the fellows grow quite merry, though it may be + that half of them are certain to be down on the ground before the + day is over. A man who is struck may know well that he will pass + away: but he will rise up feebly to cheer on his + comrades—nay, he will ask questions, as the charging troops + pass him, as to the fate of Bill or Joe, or the probable action + of the Heavies, or similar trifles.</P> + + <P>In the fight of life we all behave much as the soldiers do in + the crash and hurry of battle. If we reason the matter out with a + semblance of logic, we all know that we must move toward the + shadows; but, even after we are mortally stricken by disease or + age, we persist in acting and thinking as if there were no end. + In youth we go almost further; we are too apt to live as though + we were immortal, and as though there were absolutely nothing to + result from human action or human inaction. To the young man and + the young woman the future is not a blind lane with a grave at + the end; it is a spacious plain reaching away towards a far-off + horizon; and that horizon recedes and recedes as they move + forward, leaving magnificent expanses to be crossed in joyous + freedom. A pretty delusion! The youth harks onward, singing + merrily and rejoicing in sympathy with the mystic song of the + birds; there is so much space around him—the very breath of + life is a joy—and he is content to taste in glorious + idleness the ecstasy of living. The evening closes in, and then + the horizon seems to be narrowing; like the walls of the deadly + chamber in the home of the Inquisition, the skies shrink + inward—and the youth has misgivings. The next day finds his + plain shrunken a little in expanse, and his horizon has not so + superb a sweep. Nevertheless he goes gaily on, and once more he + raises his voice joyously, and tries to think that the plain and + the horizon can contract no more. Thus in foolish hopefulness he + passes his days until the glorious plain of his dreams has been + traversed, and, lo, under his very feet is the great gulf fixed, + and far below the tide—the tide of Eternity—laps + sullenly against the walls of the deadly chasm. If the youth knew + that the gulf and the rolling river were so near—if he not + only knew, but could absolutely picture his doom—would he + be so merry? Ah, no!</P> + + <P>I repeat that, if men could be so disciplined as to believe in + their souls that death must come, then there would be no lost + days. Is there one of us who can say that he never lost a day + amid this too brief, too joyous, too entrancing term of + existence? Not one. The aged Roman—who, by-the-way, was + somewhat of a prig—used to go about moaning, "I have lost a + day," if he thought he had not performed some good action or + learned something in the twenty-four hours. Most of us have no + such qualms; we waste the time freely; and we never know that it + is wasted until with a dull shock we comprehend that all must be + left and that the squandered hours can never be retrieved. The + men who are strongest and greatest and best suffer the acutest + remorse for the lost days; they know their own powers, and that + very knowledge makes them suffer all the more bitterly when they + reckon up what they might have done and compare it with the sum + of their actual achievement.</P> + + <P>In a certain German town a little cell is shown on the walls + of which a famous name is marked many times. It appears that in + his turbulent youth Prince Bismarck was often a prisoner in this + cell; and his various appearances are registered under eleven + different dates. Moreover, I observe from the same rude register + that he fought twenty-eight duels. Lost days—lost days! He + tells us how he drank in the usual insane fashion prevalent among + the students. He "cannot tell how much Burgundy he could really + drink." Lost days—lost days! And now the great old man, + with Europe at his feet and the world awaiting his lightest word + with eagerness, turns regretfully sometimes to think of the days + thrown away. A haze seems to hang before the eyes of such as he; + and it is a haze that makes the future seem dim and vast, even + while it obscures all the sharp outlines of things. The child is + not capable of reasoning coherently, and therefore its + disposition to fritter away time must be regarded as only the + result of defective organization; but the young man and young + woman can reason, and yet we find them perpetually making excuses + for eluding time and eternity. Look at the young fellows who are + preparing for the hard duties of life by studying at a + University. Here is one who seems to have recognized the facts of + existence; his hours are arranged as methodically as his heart + beats; he knows the exact balance between physical and + intellectual strength, and he overtaxes neither, but body and + mind are worked up to the highest attainable pressure. No + pleasures of the destructive sort call this youngster aside; he + has learned already what it is to reap the harvest of a quiet + eye, and his joys are of the sober kind. He rises early, and he + has got far through his work ere noon; his quiet afternoon is + devoted to harmless merriment in the cricket-field or on the + friendly country roads, and his evening is spent without any vain + gossip in the happy companionship of his books. That young man + loses no day; but unhappily he represents a type which is but too + rare. The steady man, economic of time, is a rarity; but the wild + youth who is always going to do something to-morrow is one of a + class that numbers only too many on its rolls. To-morrow! The + young fellow passes to-day on the river, or spends it in lounging + or in active dissipation. He feels that he is doing wrong; but + the gaunt spectres raised by conscience are always exorcised by + the bright vision of to-morrow. To-morrow the truant will go to + his books; he will bend himself for that concentrated effort + which alone secures success, and his time of carelessness and + sloth shall be far left behind. But the sinister influence of + to-day saps his will and renders him infirm; each new to-day is + wasted amid thoughts of visionary to-morrows which take all the + power from his soul; and, when he is nerveless, powerless, tired, + discontented with the very sight of the sun, he finds suddenly + that his feet are on the edge of the gulf, and he knows that + there will be no more to-morrows.</P> + + <P>I am not entering a plea for hard, petrifying work. If a man + is a hand-worker or brain-worker, his fate is inevitable if he + regards work as the only end of life. The loss of which I speak + is that incurred by engaging in pursuits which do not give mental + strength or resource or bodily health. The hard-worked + business-man who gallops twenty miles after hounds before he + settles to his long stretch of toil is not losing his day; the + empty young dandy whose life for five months in the year is given + up to galloping across grass country or lounging around stables + is decidedly a spendthrift so far as time is concerned.</P> + + <P>I wish—if it be not impious so to wish—that every + young man could have one glimpse into the future. Supposing some + good genius could say, "If you proceed as you are now doing, your + position in your fortieth year will be this!" what a horror would + strike through many among us, and how desperately each would + strive to take advantage of that kindly "If." But there is no + uplifting of the veil; and we must all be guided by the + experience of the past and not by knowledge of the future. I + observe that those who score the greatest number of lost days on + the world's calendar always do so under the impression that they + are enjoying pleasure. An acute observer whose soul is not + vitiated by cynicism may find a kind of melancholy pastime in + observing the hopeless attempts of these poor son's to persuade + themselves that they are making the best of existence. I would + not for worlds seem for a moment to disparage pleasure, because I + hold that a human being who lives without joy must either become + bad, mad, or wretched. But I speak of those who cheat themselves + into thinking that every hour which passes swiftly to eternity is + wisely spent. Observe the parties of young men who play at cards + even in the railway-train morning after morning and evening after + evening. The time of the journey might be spent in useful and + happy thought; it is passed in rapid and feverish speculation. + There is no question of reviving the brain; it is not recreation + that is gained, but distraction, and the brain, instead of being + ready to concentrate its power upon work, is enfeebled and + rendered vague and flighty. Supposing a youth spends but one hour + per day in handling pieces of pasteboard and trying to win his + neighbour's money, then in four weeks he has wasted twenty-four + hours, and in one year he wastes thirteen days. Is there any + gain—mental, muscular, or nervous—from this unhappy + pursuit? Not one jot or tittle. Supposing that a weary man of + science leaves his laboratory in the evening, and wends his way + homeward, the very thought of the game of whist which awaits him + is a kind of recuperative agency. Whist is the true recreation of + the man of science; and the astronomer or mathematician or + biologist goes calmly to rest with his mind at ease after he has + enjoyed his rubber. The most industrious of living novelists and + the most prolific of all modern writers was asked—so he + tells us in his autobiography—"How is it that your + thirtieth book is fresher than your first?" He made answer, "I + eat very well, keep regular hours, sleep ten hours a day, and + never miss my three hours a day at whist." These men of great + brain derive benefit from their harmless contests; the young men + in the railway-carriages only waste brain-tissue which they do + nothing-to repair. A very beautiful writer who was an extremely + lazy man pictures his own lost days as arising before him and + saying, "I am thy Self; say, what didst thou to me?" That + question may well be asked by all the host of murdered days, but + especially may it be asked of those foolish beings who try to + gain distinction by recklessly losing money on the Turf or in + gambling-saloons. A heart of stone might be moved by seeing the + precious time that is hurled to the limbo of lost days in the + vulgar pandemonium by the racecourse. A nice lad comes out into + the world after attaining his majority, and plunges into that + vortex of Hades. Reckon up the good he gets there. Does he gain + health? Alas, think of the crowd, the rank odours, the straining + heart-beats! Does he hear any wisdom? Listen to the hideous + badinage, the wild bursts of foul language from the betting-men, + the mean, cunning drivel of the gamblers, the shrill laughter of + the horsey and unsexed women? Does the youth make friends? Ah, + yes! He makes friends who will cheat him at betting, cheat him at + horse-dealing, cheat him at gambling when the orgies of the + course are over, borrow money as long as he will lend, and throw + him over when he has parted with his last penny and his last rag + of self-respect. Those who can carry their minds back for twenty + years must remember the foolish young nobleman who sold a + splendid estate to pay the yelling vulgarians of the + betting-ring. They cheered him when he all but beggared himself; + they hissed him when he failed once to pay. With lost health, + lost patrimony, lost hopes, lost self-respect, he sank amid the + rough billows of life's sea, and only one human creature was + there to aid him when the great last wave swept over him. Lost + days—lost days! Youths who are going to ruin now amid the + plaudits of those who live upon them might surely take warning: + but they do not, and their bones will soon bleach on the mound + whereon those of all other wasters of days have been thrown. When + I think of the lost days and the lost lives of which I have + cognizance, then it seems as though I were gazing on some vast + charnel-house, some ghoul-haunted place of skulls. Memories of + those who trifled with life come to me, and their very faces + flash past with looks of tragic significance. By their own fault + they were ruined; they were shut out of the garden of their + gifts; their city of hope was ploughed and salted. The past + cannot be retrieved, let canting optimists talk as they choose; + what has been has been, and the effects will last and spread + until the earth shall pass away. Our acts our angels are, or good + or ill; our fatal shadows that walk by us still. The thing done + lasts for eternity; the lightest act of man or woman has + incalculably vast results. So it is madness to say that the lost + days can be retrieved. They cannot! But by timely wisdom we may + save the days and make them beneficent and fruitful in the + future. Watch those wild lads who are sowing in wine what they + reap in headache and degradation. Night after night they laugh + with senseless glee, night after night inanities which pass for + wit are poured forth; and daily the nerve and strength of each + carouser grow weaker. Can you retrieve those nights? Never! But + you may take the most shattered of the crew and assure him that + all is not irretrievably lost; his weakened nerve may be + steadied, his deranged gastric functions may gradually grow more + healthy, his distorted views of life may pass away. So far, so + good; but never try to persuade any one that the past may be + repaired, for that delusion is the very source and spring of the + foul stream of lost days. Once impress upon any teachable + creature the stern fact that a lost day is lost for ever, once + make that belief part of his being, and then he will strive to + cheat death. Perhaps it may be thought that I take sombre views + of life. No; I see that the world may be made a place of + pleasure, but only by learning and obeying the inexorable laws + which govern all things, from the fall of a seed of grass to the + moving of the miraculous brain of man.</P> + + <P><I>April, 1888.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='MIDSUMMER_DAYS_AND_MIDSUMMER_NIGHTS' id= + "MIDSUMMER_DAYS_AND_MIDSUMMER_NIGHTS"></A> + + <H2><I>MIDSUMMER DAYS AND MIDSUMMER NIGHTS.</I></H2><BR> + + <P>Soon, with pomp of golden days and silver nights, the dying + Summer will wave the world farewell; but the precious time is + still with us, and we cherish the glad moments gleefully. When + the dawn swirls up in the splendid sky, it is as though one + gladsome procession of hours had begun to move. The breeze sighs + cool and low, the trees rustle with vast whisperings, and the + conquering sun shoots his level volleys from rim to rim of the + world. The birds are very, very busy, and they take no thought of + the grim time coming, when the iron ground will be swept by chill + winds and the sad trees will quiver mournfully in the biting air. + A riot of life is in progress, and it seems as if the sense of + pure joy banished the very thought of pain and foreboding from + all living things. The sleepy afternoons glide away, the sun + droops, and the quiet, coloured evening falls solemnly. Then + comes the hush of the huge and thoughtful night; the wan stars + wash the dust with silver, and the brave day is over. Alas, for + those who are pent in populous cities throughout this glorious + time! We who are out in the free air may cast a kindly thought on + the fate of those to whom "holiday" must be as a word in an + unknown tongue. Some of us are happy amid the shade of mighty + hills: some of us fare toward the Land of the Midnight Sun, where + the golden light steeps all the air by night as well as day; some + of us rest beside the sea, where the loud wind, large and free, + blows the long surges out in sounding bars and thrills us with + fresh fierce pleasure; some of us are able to wander in glowing + lanes where the tender roses star the hedges and the murmur of + innumerable bees falls softly on the senses. Let us thankfully + take the good that is vouchsafed to us, and let those of us who + can lend a helping hand do something towards giving the poor and + needy a brief taste of the happiness that we freely enjoy.</P> + + <P>I do not want to dwell on ugly thoughts; and yet it seems + selfish to refrain from speaking of the fate of the poor who are + packed in crowded quarters during this bright holiday season. For + them the midsummer days and midsummer nights are a term of + tribulation. The hot street reeks with pungent odours, the faint + airs that wander in the scorching alleys at noonday strike on the + fevered face like wafts from some furnace, and the cruel nights + are hard to endure save when a cool shower has fallen. If you + wander in London byways, you find that the people are fairly + driven from their houses after a blistering summer day, and they + sit in the streets till early morning. They are not at all + depressed; on the contrary, the dark hours are passed in reckless + merriment, and I have often known the men to rest quite + contentedly on the pavement till the dawn came and the time of + departure for labour was near. Even the young children remain out + of doors, and their shrill treble mingles with the coarse rattle + of noisy choruses. Some of those cheery youngsters have an outing + in the hopping season, and they come back bronzed and healthy; + but most of them have to be satisfied with one day at the most + amid the fields and trees. I have spoken of London; but the case + of those who dwell in the black manufacturing cities is even + worse. What is Oldham like on a blistering midsummer day? What + are Hanley and St. Helen's and the lower parts of Manchester + like? The air is charged with dust, and the acrid, rasping fumes + from the chimneys seem to acquire a malignant power over men and + brain. Toil goes steadily on, and the working-folk certainly have + the advantage of starting in the bright morning hours, before the + air has become befouled; but, as the sun gains strength, and the + close air of the unlovely streets is heated, then the torment to + be endured is severe. In Oldham and many other Lancashire towns a + most admirable custom prevails. Large numbers of people club + their money during the year and establish a holiday-fund; they + migrate wholesale in the summertime, and have a merry holiday far + away from the crush of the pavements and the dreary lines of ugly + houses. A wise and beneficent custom is this, and the man who + first devised it deserves a monument. I congratulate the troops + of toilers who share my own pleasure; but, alas, how many honest + folk in those awful Midland places will pant and sweat and suffer + amid grime and heat while the glad months are passing! Good men + who might be happy even in the free spaces of the Far West, fair + women who need only rest and pure air to enable them to bloom in + beauty, little children who peak and pine, are all crammed within + the odious precincts of the towns which Cobbett hated; and the + merry stretches of the sea, the billowy roll of the downs, the + peace of soft days, are not for them. Only last year I looked on + a stretch of interminable brown sand, hard and smooth and broad, + with the ocean perpetually rolling in upon it with slow-measured + sweep, with rustle and hiss and foam, and many a thump as of low + bass drums. There before me was Whitman's very vision, and in the + keen mystic joy of the moment I could not help thinking sadly of + one dreadful alley where lately I had been. It seemed so sad that + the folk of the alley could not share my pleasure; and the murmur + of vain regrets came to the soul even amid the triumphant clamour + of the free wind. Poor cramped townsfolk, hard is your fate! It + is hard; but I can see no good in repining over their fortune if + we aid them as far as we can; rather let us speak of the bright + time that comes for the toilers who are able to escape from the + burning streets.</P> + + <P>The mathematicians and such-like dry personages confine + midsummer to one day in June; but we who are untrammelled by + science know a great deal better. For us midsummer lasts till + August is half over, and we utterly refuse to trouble ourselves + about equinoxes and solstices and trivialities of that kind. For + us it is midsummer while the sun is warm, while the trees hold + their green, while the dancing waves fling their blossoms of foam + under the darting rays that dazzle us, while the sacred night is + soft and warm and the cool airs are wafted like sounds of + blessings spoken in the scented darkness. For us the solstice is + abolished, and we sturdily refuse to give up our midsummer till + the first gleam of yellow comes on the leaves. We are not all + lucky enough to see the leagues upon leagues of overpowering + colour as the sun comes up on the Alps; we cannot all rest in the + glittering seclusion of Norwegian fiords; but most of us, in our + modest way, can enjoy our extravagantly prolonged midsummer + beside the shore of our British waters. Spring is the time for + hope; our midsummer is the time for ripened joy, for healthful + rest; and we are satisfied with the beaches and cliffs that are + hallowed by many memories—we are satisfied with simple + copses and level fields. They say that spring is the poet's + season; but we know better. Spring is all very well for those who + have constant leisure; it is good to watch the gradual bursting + of early buds; it is good to hear the thrush chant his even-song + of love; it is good to rest the eye on the glorious clouds of + bloom that seem to float in the orchards. But the midsummer, the + gallant midsummer, pranked in manifold splendours, is the true + season of poetry for the toilers. The birds of passage who are + now crowding out of the towns have had little pleasure in the + spring, and their blissful days are only now beginning. What is + it to them that the seaside landlady crouches awaiting her prey? + What is it to them that 'Arry is preparing to make night hideous? + They are bound for their rest, and the surcease of toil is the + only thing that suggests poetry to them. Spring the season for + poets! We wipe away that treasonable suggestion just as we have + wiped out the solstice. We holiday makers are not going to be + tyrannized over by literary and scientific persons, and we insist + on taking our own way. Our blood beats fully only at this season, + and not even the extortioners' bills can daunt us. Let us break + into poetry and flout the maudlin enthusiasts who prate of + spring.</P><SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>With a ripple of + leaves and a twinkle of streams</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>The full world rolls in a + rhythm of praise,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>And the winds are one with the + clouds and beams—</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Midsummer days! Midsummer + days!</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>The dusks grow vast in a purple + haze,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>While the West from a rapture + of sunset rights,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Faint stars their exquisite + lamps upraise—</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Midsummer nights! O Midsummer + nights!</SPAN><BR> + <BR> + <HR style='width: 45%;'> + <BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>The wood's green heart is a + nest of dreams,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>The lush grass thickens and + springs and sways,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>The rathe wheat rustles, the + landscape gleams—</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Midsummer days! Midsummer + days!</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>In the stilly fields, in the + stilly way,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>All secret shadows and mystic + lights,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Late lovers, murmurous, linger + and gaze—</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Midsummer nights! O Midsummer + nights!</SPAN><BR> + <BR> + <HR style='width: 45%;'> + <BR> + <BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>There's a swagger of bells from + the trampling teams,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Wild skylarks hover, the gorses + blaze,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>The rich ripe rose as with + incense steams—</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Midsummer days! Midsummer + days!</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>A soul from the honeysuckle + strays,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>And the nightingale, as from + prophet heights,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Speaks to the Earth of her + million Mays—</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Midsummer nights! O Midsummer + nights!</SPAN><BR> + <BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>And it's oh for my Dear and the + charm that stays—</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Midsummer days! Midsummer + days!</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>And it's oh for my Love and the + dark that plights—</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Midsummer nights! O Midsummer + nights!</SPAN><BR> + + <P>There is a burst for you! And we will let the poets of spring, + with their lambkins and their catkins and the rest, match this + poem of William Henley's if they can. The royal months are ours, + and we love the reign of the rose.</P> + + <P>When the burnished tints of bronze shine on the brackens, and + the night-wind blows with a chilly moan from the fields of + darkness, we shall have precious days to remember, and, ah, when + the nights are long, and the churlish Winter lays his fell finger + on stream and grass and tree, we shall be haunted by jolly + memories! Will the memories be wholly pleasant? Perchance, when + the curtains are drawn and the lamp burns softly, we may read of + bright and beautiful things. Out of doors the war of the winter + fills the roaring darkness. It may be that</P><SPAN style= + 'margin-left: 2.5em;'>Hoarsely across the iron ground</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>The icy wind goes roaring + past,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>The powdery wreaths go whirling + round</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Dancing a measure to the + blast.</SPAN><BR> + <BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>The hideous sky droops darkly + down</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>In brooding swathes of misty + gloom,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>And seems to wrap the fated + town</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>In shadows of remorseless + doom.</SPAN><BR> + + <P>Then some of us may find a magic phrase of Keats's, or Thomas + Hardy's, or Black's, or Dickens's, that recalls the lovely past + from the dead. Many times I have had that experience. Once, after + spending the long and glorious summer amid the weird subdued + beauty of a wide heath, I returned to the great city. It had been + a pleasant sojourn, though I had had no company save a collie and + one or two terriers. At evening the dogs liked their ramble, and + we all loved to stay out until the pouring light of the moon + shone on billowy mists and heath-clad knolls. The faint rustling + of the heath grew to a wide murmur, the little bells seemed to + chime with notes heard only by the innermost spirit, and the + gliding dogs were like strange creatures from some shadowy + underworld. At times a pheasant would rise and whirl like a + rocket from hillock to hollow, and about midnight a rapturous + concert began. On one line of trees a colony of nightingales had + established themselves near the heart of the waste. First came + the low inquiry from the leader; then two or three low twittering + answers; then the one long note that lays hold of the nerves and + makes the whole being quiver; and then—ah, the passion, the + pain, the unutterable delight of the heavenly jargoning when the + whole of the little choir begin their magnificent rivalry! The + thought of death is gone, the wild and poignant issues of life + are softened, and the pulses beat thickly amid the blinding + sweetness of the music. He who has not heard the nightingale has + not lived. Far off the sea called low through the mist, and the + long path of the moon ran toward the bright horizon; the ships + stole in shadow and shine over the glossy ripples, and swung away + to north and south till they faded in wreaths of delicate + darkness. Dominating the whole scene of beauty, there was the + vast and subtle mystery of the heath that awed the soul even when + the rapture was at its keenest. Time passed away, and on one + savage night I read Thomas Hardy's unparalleled description of + the majestic waste in "The Return of the Native." That superb + piece of English is above praise—indeed praise, as applied + to it, is half an impertinence; it is great as Shakespeare, great + almost as Nature—one of the finest poems in our language. + As I read with awe the quiet inevitable sentences, the vision of + my own heath rose, and the memory filled me with a sudden + joy.</P> + + <P>I know that the hour of darkness ever dogs our delight, and + the shadow of approaching darkness and toil might affront me even + now, if I were ungrateful; but I live for the present only. Let + grave persons talk about the grand achievements and discoveries + that have made this age or that age illustrious; I hold that + holidays are the noblest invention of the human mind, and, if any + philosopher wants to argue the matter, I flee from his presence, + and luxuriate on the yellow sands or amid the keen kisses of the + salty waves. I own that Newton's discoveries were meritorious, + and I willingly applaud Mr. George Stephenson, through whose + ingenuity we are now whisked to our places of rest with the + swiftness of an eagle's flight. Nevertheless I contend that + holidays are the crowning device of modern thought, and I hold + that no thesis can be so easily proven as mine. How did our + grandfathers take holiday? Alas, the luxury was reserved for the + great lords who scoured over the Continent, and for the pursy + cits who crawled down to Brighthelmstone! The ordinary Londoner + was obliged to endure agonies on board a stuffy Margate hoy, + while the people in Northern towns never thought of taking a + holiday at all. The marvellous cures wrought by Doctor Ozone were + not then known, and the science of holiday-making was in its + infancy. The wisdom of our ancestors was decidedly at fault in + this matter, and the gout and dyspepsia from which they suffered + served them right. Read volumes of old memoirs, and you will find + that our forefathers, who are supposed to have been so merry and + healthy, suffered from all the ills which grumblers ascribe to + struggling civilization. They did not know how to extract + pleasure from their midsummer days and midsummer nights; we do, + and we are all the better for the grand modern discovery.</P> + + <P>Seriously, it is a good thing that we have learned the value + of leisure, and, for my own part, I regard the rushing yearly + exodus from London, Liverpool, Birmingham, with serene + satisfaction. It is a pity that so many English folk persist in + leaving their own most lovely land when our scenery and climate + are at their best. In too many cases they wear themselves with + miserable and harassing journeys when they might be placidly + rejoicing in the sweet midsummer days at home. Snarling aesthetes + may say what they choose, but England is not half explored yet, + and anybody who takes the trouble may find out languorous nooks + where life seems always dreamy, and where the tired nerves and + brain are unhurt by a single disturbing influence. There are tiny + villages dotted here and there on the coast where the flaunting + tourist never intrudes, and where the British cad cares not to + show his unlovable face. Still, if people like the stuffy + Continental hotel and the unspeakable devices of the wily Swiss, + they must take their choice. I prefer beloved England; but I wish + all joy to those who go far afield.</P> + + <P><I>June, 1886.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='DANDIES' id="DANDIES"></A> + + <H2><I>DANDIES</I>.</H2><BR> + + <P>Perhaps there is no individual of all our race who is quite + insensible to the pleasures of what children call "dressing-up." + Even the cynic, the man who defiantly wears old and queer + clothes, is merely suffering from a perversion of that animal + instinct which causes the peacock to swagger in the sun and + flaunt the splendour of his train, the instinct that makes the + tiger-moth show the magnificence of his damask wing, and also + makes the lion erect the horrors of his cloudy mane and paw + proudly before his tawny mate. We are all alike in essentials, + and Diogenes with his dirty clouts was only a perverted brother + of Prince Florizel with his peach-coloured coat and snowy + ruffles. I intend to handle the subject of dandies and their + nature from a deeply philosophic starting-point, for, like + Carlyle, I recognize the vast significance of the questions + involved in the philosophy of clothes. Let no flippant individual + venture on a jeer, for I am in dead earnest. A mocking critic may + point to the Bond Street lounger and ask, "What are the net use + and purport of that being's existence? Look at his suffering + frame! His linen stock almost decapitates him, his boots appear + to hail from the chambers of the Inquisition, every garment tends + to confine his muscles and dwarf his bodily powers; yet he + chooses to smile in his torments and pretends to luxuriate in + life. Again, what are the net use and purport of his existence?" + I can only deprecate our critic's wrath by going gravely to first + principles. O savage and critical one, that suffering youth of + Bond Street is but exhibiting in flaunting action a law that has + influenced the breed of men since our forefathers dwelt in caves + or trees! Observe the conduct of the innocent and primitive + beings who dwell in sunny archipelagos far away to the South; + they suffer in the cause of fashion as the youth of the city + promenade suffers. The chief longing of the judicious savage is + to shave, but the paucity of metals and sharp instruments + prevents him from indulging his longing very frequently. When the + joyous chance does come, the son of the forest promptly rises to + the occasion. No elderly gentleman whose feet are studded with + corns could bear the agony of patent leather boots in a heated + ballroom with grander stoicism than that exhibited by our savage + when he compasses the means of indulging in a thorough + uncompromising shave. The elderly man of the ballroom sees the + rosy-fingered dawn touching the sky into golden fretwork; he + thinks of his cool white bed, and then, by contrast, he thinks of + his hot throbbing feet. Shooting fires dart through his unhappy + extremities, yet he smiles on and bears his pain for his + daughters' sake. But the elderly hero cannot be compared with the + ambitious exquisite of the Southern Seas, and we shall prove this + hypothesis. The careless voyager throws a beer-bottle overboard, + and that bottle drifts to the glad shore of a glittering isle; + the overjoyed savage bounds on the prize, and proceeds to + announce his good fortune to his bosom friend. Then the pleased + cronies decide that they will have a good, wholesome, thorough + shave, and they will turn all rivals green with unavailing envy. + Solemnly those children of nature go to a quiet place, and savage + number one lies down while his friend sits on his head; then with + a shred of the broken bottle the operator proceeds to rasp away. + It is a great and grave function, and no savage worthy the name + of warrior would fulfil it in a slovenly way. When the last + scrape is given, and the stubbly irregular crop of bristles + stands up from a field of gore, then the operating brave lies + down, and his scarified friend sits on <I>his</I> head. These + sweet and satisfying idyllic scenes are enacted whenever a bottle + comes ashore, and the broken pieces of the receptacles that + lately held foaming Bass or glistening Hochheimer are used until + their edge gives way, to the great contentment of true untutored + dandies. The Bond Street man is at one end of the scale, the + uncompromising heathen barber at the other; but the same + principles actuate both.</P> + + <P>The Maori is even more courageous in his attempts to secure a + true decorative exterior, for he carves the surface of his manly + frame into deep meandering channels until he resembles a walking + advertisement of crochet-patterns for ladies. Dire is his + suffering, long is the time of healing; but, when he can appear + among his friends with a staring blue serpent coiled round his + body from the neck to the ankle, when the rude figure of the + bounding wallaby ornaments his noble chest, he feels that all his + pain was worth enduring and that life is indeed worth living. The + primitive dandy of Central Africa submits himself to the magician + of the tribe, and has his front teeth knocked out with joy; the + Ashantee or the Masai has his teeth filed to sharp + points—and each painful process enables the victim to pose + as a leader of fashion in the tribe. As the race rises higher, + the refinements of dandyism become more and more complex, but the + ruling motive remains the same, and the Macaroni, the Corinthian, + the Incroyable, the swell, the dude—nay, even the common + toff—are all mysteriously stirred by the same instinct + which prompts the festive Papuan to bore holes in his innocent + nose. Who then shall sneer at the dandy? Does he not fulfil a law + of our nature? Let us rather regard him with toleration, or even + with some slight modicum of reverence. Solemn historians affect + to smile at the gaudy knights of the second Richard's Court, who + wore the points of their shoes tied round their waists; they even + ridicule the tight, choking, padded coats worn by George IV., + that pattern father of his people; but I see in the stumbling + courtier and the half-asphyxiated wearer of the padded Petersham + coat two beings who act under the demands of inexorable law.</P> + + <P>Our great modern sage brooded in loneliness for some six years + over the moving problem of dandyism, and we have the results of + his meditations in "Sartor Resartus." We have an uneasy sense + that he may be making fun of us—in fact, we are almost sure + that he is; for, if you look at his summary of the doctrines put + forth in "Pelham," you can hardly fail to detect a kind of + sub-acid sneer. Instead of being impressed by the dainty musings + of the learned Bulwer, that grim vulturine sage chose to curl his + fierce lips and turn the whole thing to a laughing-stock. We must + at once get to that summary of what the great Thomas calls + "Dandiacal doctrine," and then just thinkers may draw their own + conclusions.</P> + + <P>Articles of Faith.—1. Coats should have nothing of the + triangle about them; at the same time wrinkles behind should be + carefully avoided. 2. The collar is a very important point; it + should be low behind, and slightly rolled. 3. No license of + fashion can allow a man of delicate taste to adopt the posterial + luxuriance of a Hottentot. 4. There is safety in a swallowtail. + 5. The good sense of a gentleman is nowhere more finely developed + than in his rings. 6. It is permitted to mankind, under certain + restrictions, to wear white waistcoats. 7. The trousers must be + exceedingly tight across the hips.</P> + + <P>Then the sage observes, "All which propositions I for the + present content myself with modestly, but peremptorily and + irrevocably, denying." Wicked Scotchman, rugged chip of the Hartz + rock, your seven articles of the Whole Duty of the Dandy are + evidently solemn fooling! You despised Lytton in your heart, and + you thought that because you wore a ragged duffel coat in gay + Hyde Park you had a right to despise the human ephemera who + appeared in inspiriting splendour. I have often laughed at your + solemn enumeration of childish maxims, but I am not quite sure + that you were altogether right in sneering.</P> + + <P>So far for the heroic vein. The Clothes Philosopher whose huge + burst of literary horse-laughter was levelled at the dandy does + not always confine himself to indirect scoffing; here is a plain + statement—"First, touching dandies, let us consider with + some scientific strictness what a dandy specially is. A dandy is + a clothes-wearing man, a man whose trade office, and existence + consist in the wearing of clothes. Every faculty of his soul, + spirit, purse, and person is heroically consecrated to this one + object—the wearing of clothes wisely and well; so that, as + others dress to live, he lives to dress. The all-importance of + clothes has sprung upon the intellect of the dandy without + effort, like an instinct of genius; he is inspired with + cloth—a poet of cloth. Like a generous creative enthusiast, + he fearlessly makes his idea an action—shows himself in + peculiar guise to mankind, walks forth a witness and living + martyr to the eternal worth of clothes. We called him a poet; is + not his body the (stuffed) parchment-skin whereon he writes, with + cunning Huddersfield dyes, a sonnet to his mistress's + eyebrow?"</P> + + <P>This is very witty and very trenchant in allusion, but I am + obliged to say seriously that Carlyle by no means reached the + root of the matter. The mere tailor's dummy is deplorable, + despicable, detestable, but a real man is none the worse if he + gives way to the imperious human desire for adornment, and some + of the men who have made permanent marks on the world's face have + been of the tribe whom our Scotchman satirised. I have known + sensible young men turned into perfectly objectionable slovens by + reading Carlyle; they thought they rendered a tribute to their + master's genius by making themselves look disreputable, and they + found allies to applaud them. One youth of a poetic turn saw that + the sage let his hair fall over his forehead in a tangled mass. + Now this young man had very nice wavy hair, which naturally fell + back in a sweep, but he devoted himself with an industry worthy + of a much better cause to the task of making his hair fall in + unkempt style over his brow. When he succeeded, he looked partly + like a Shetland pony, partly like a street-arab; but his own + impression was that his wild and ferocious appearance acted as a + living rebuke to young men of weaker natures. If I had to express + a blunt opinion, I should say he was a dreadful simpleton. Every + man likes to be attractive in some way in the springtime and + hey-day of life; when the blood flushes the veins gaily and the + brain is sensitive to joy, then a man glories in looking well. + Why blame him? The young officer likes to show himself with his + troop in gay trappings; the athlete likes to wear garments that + set off his frame to advantage; and it is good that this desire + for distinction exists, else we should have but a grey and sorry + world to live in. When the pulses beat quietly and life moves on + the downward slope, a man relies on more sober attractions, and + he ceases to care for that physical adornment which every young + and healthy living creature on earth appreciates. So long as our + young men are genuinely manly, good, strong, and courageous, I am + not inclined to find fault with them, even if they happen to trip + and fall into slight extravagances in the matter of costume. The + creature who lives to dress I abhor, the sane and sound man who + fulfils his life-duties gallantly and who is not above pleasing + himself and others by means of reasonable adornments I like and + even respect warmly. The philosophers may growl as they chose, + but I contend that the sight of a superb young Englishman with + his clean clear face, his springy limbs, his faultless + habiliments is about as pleasant as anything can be to a + discerning man. Moreover, it is by no means true that the dandy + is necessarily incompetent when he comes to engage in the severe + work of life. Our hero, our Nelson, kept his nautical dandyism + until he was middle-aged. Who ever accused him of incompetence? + Think of his going at Trafalgar into that pouring Inferno of lead + and iron with all his decorations blazing on him! "In honour I + won them and in honour I will wear them," said this + unconscionable dandy; and he did wear them until he had broken + our terrible enemy's power, saved London from sack, and worse, + and yielded up his gallant soul to his Maker. Rather an + impressive kind of dandy was that wizened little animal. + "There'll be wigs on the green, boys—the dandies are + coming!" So Marlborough's soldiers used to cry when the regiment + of exquisites charged. At home the fierce Englishmen strutted + around in their merry haunts and showed off their brave finery as + though their one task in life were to wear gaudy garments + gracefully; but, when the trumpet rang for the charge, the silken + dandies showed that they had the stuff of men in them. The + philosopher is a trifle too apt to say, "Anybody who does not + choose to do as I like is, on the face of it, an inferior member + of the human race." I utterly refuse to have any such doctrine + thrust down my throat. No sage would venture to declare that the + handsome, gorgeous John Churchill was a fool or a failure. He + beat England's enemies, he made no blunder in his life, and he + survived the most vile calumnies that ever assailed a struggling + man; yet, if he was not a dandy, then I never saw or heard of + one. All our fine fellows who stray with the British flag over + the whole earth belong more or less distinctly to the dandy + division. The velvet glove conceals the iron hand; the pleasing + modulated voice can rise at short notice to tones of command; the + apparent languor will on occasion start with electric suddenness + into martial vigour. The lounging dandies who were in India when + the red storm of the Mutiny burst from a clear sky suddenly + became heroes who toiled, fought, lavished their strength and + their blood, performed glorious prodigies of unselfish action, + and snatched an empire from the fires of ruin.</P> + + <P>Even if a young fellow cannot afford fine clothes, he can be + neat, and I always welcome the slightest sign of fastidiousness, + because it indicates self-respect. The awful beings who wear felt + hats swung on one side, glaring ties, obtrusive checks, and carry + vulgar little sticks, are so abhorrent that I should journey a + dozen miles to escape meeting one of them. The cheap, nasty, + gaudy garments are an index to a vast vulgarity of mind and soul; + the cheap "swell" is a sham, and, as a sham, he is immoral and + repulsive. But the modest youth need not copy the wild + unrestraint of the gentleman known as "'Arry"; he can contrive to + make himself attractive without sullying his appearance by a + trace of cheap and nasty adornment, and every attempt which he + makes to look seemly and pleasing tends subtly to raise his own + character. Once or twice I have said that you cannot really love + any one wholly unless you can sometimes laugh at him. Now I + cannot laugh at the invertebrate haunter of flashy bars and + theatre-stalls, because he has not the lovable element in him + which invites kindly laughter; but I do smile—not + unadmiringly—at our dandy, and forgive him his little + eccentricities because I know that what the Americans term the + "hard pan" of his nature is sound. It is all very well for + unhandsome philosophers in duffel to snarl at our butterfly + youth. The dry dull person who devours blue-books and figures may + mock at their fribbles; but persons who are tolerant take large + and gentle views, and they indulge the dandy, and let him strut + for his day unmolested, until the pressing hints given by the + years cause him to modify his splendours and sink into unassuming + sobriety of demeanour and raiment.</P> + + <P><I>June, 1888.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='GENIUS_AND_RESPECTABILITY' id= + "GENIUS_AND_RESPECTABILITY"></A> + + <H2><I>GENIUS AND RESPECTABILITY</I>.</H2><BR> + + <P>A very lengthy biography of Percy Bysshe Shelley appeared + recently, and the biographer thought it his duty to give the most + minute and peculiar details concerning the poet's private life. + In consequence, the book is a deplorable one in many respects, + and no plain-minded person can read it without feeling sorry that + our sweet singer should be presented to us in the guise of a + weak-minded hypocrite. One critic wrote a great many pages in + which he bemoans the dreary and sordid family-life of the man who + wrote the "Ode to the West Wind." I can hardly help sympathizing + with the critic, for indeed Shelley's proceedings rather test the + patience of ordinary mortals, who do not think that + poetic—or rather artistic—ability licenses its + possessor to behave like a scoundrel. Shelley wrote the most + lovely verse in praise of purity; but he tempted a poor child to + marry him, deserted her, insulted her, and finally left her to + drown herself when brutal neglect and injury had driven her + crazy. Poor Harriet Westbrook! She did not behave very discreetly + after her precious husband left her; but she was young, and + thrown on a hard world without any strength but her own to + protect her. While she was drifting into misery the airy poet was + talking sentiment and ventilating his theories of the universe to + Mary Godwin. Harriet was too "shallow" for the rhymester, and the + penalty she paid for her shallowness was to be deceived, enticed + into a rash marriage, brutally insulted, and left to fare as well + as she might in a world that is bitterly cruel to helpless girls. + The maker of rhymes goes off gaily to the Continent to enjoy + himself heartily and write bewitching poems; Harriet stays at + home and lives as best she can on her pittance until the time + comes for her despairing plunge into the Serpentine. It is true + that the poet invited the poor creature to come and stay with + him; but what a piece of unparalleled insolence toward a wronged + lady! The admirers of the rhymer say, "Ah, but Harriet's society + was not congenial to the poet." Congenial! How many brave men + make their bargain in youth and stand to it gallantly unto the + end? A simple soul of this sort thinks to himself, "Well, I find + that my wife and I are not in sympathy; but perhaps I may be in + fault. At any rate, she has trusted her life to me, and I must + try to make her days as happy as possible." It seems that supreme + poets are to be exempt from all laws of manliness and honour, and + a simple woman who cannot babble to them about their ideals and + so forth is to be pitched aside like a soiled glove! Honest men + who cannot jingle words are content with faith and honour and + rectitude, but the poet is to be applauded if he behaves like a + base fellow on finding that some unhappy loving creature cannot + talk in his particular fashion. We may all be very low + Philistines if we are not prepared to accept rhymers for + chartered villains; but some of us still have a glimmering of + belief in the old standards of nobility and constancy. Can any + one fancy Walter Scott cheating a miserable little girl of + sixteen into marriage, and then leaving her, only to many a + female philosopher? How that noble soul would have spurned the + maundering sentimentalist who talked of truth and beauty, and + music and moonlight and feeling, and behaved as a mean and bad + man! Scott is more to my fancy than is Shelley.</P> + + <P>Again, this poet, this exquisite weaver of verbal harmonies, + is represented to us by his worshippers as having a passion for + truth; whereas it happens that he was one of the most remarkable + fibbers that ever lived. He would come home with amazing tales + about assassins who had waylaid him, and try to give himself + importance by such blustering inventions. "Imagination!" says the + enthusiast; but among commonplace persons another word is used. + "Your lordship knows what kleptomania is?" said a counsel who was + defending a thief. Justice Byles replied, "Oh, yes! I come here + to cure it." Some critical justice might say the same of + Shelley's imagination. We are also told that Shelley's excessive + nobility of nature prevented him from agreeing with his + commonplace father; and truly the poet was a bad and an + ungrateful son. But, if a pretty verse-maker is privileged to be + an undutiful son, what becomes of all our old notions? I think + once more of the great Sir Walter, and I remember his + unquestioning obedience to his parents. Then we may also remember + Gibbon, who was quite as able and useful a man as Shelley. The + historian loved a young French lady, but his father refused + consent to their marriage, and Gibbon quietly obeyed and accepted + his hard fate. The passion sanctified his whole life, and, as he + says, made him more dear to himself; he settled his colossal + work, and remained unmarried for life. He may have been foolish: + but I prefer his behaviour to that of a man who treats his father + with contumely and ingratitude even while he is living upon him. + We hear much of Shelley's unselfishness, but it does not appear + that he ever denied himself the indulgence of a whim. The "Ode to + the West Wind," the "Ode Written in Dejection near Naples," and + "The Skylark" are unsurpassed and unsurpassable; but I can hardly + pardon a man for cruelty and turpitude merely because he produces + a few masterpieces of art.</P> + + <P>A confident and serene critic attacks Mr. Arnold very severely + because the latter writer thinks that poets should be amenable to + fair and honest social laws. If I understand the critic aright, + we must all be so thankful for beautiful literary works that we + must be ready to let the producers of such works play any pranks + they please under high heaven. They are the children of genius, + and we are to spoil them; "Childe Harold" and "Manfred" are such + wondrous productions that we need never think of the author's + orgies at Venice and the Abbey; "Epipsychidion" is lovely, so we + should not think of poor Harriet Westbrook casting herself into + the Serpentine. This is marvellous doctrine, and one hardly knows + whither it might lead us if we carried it into thorough practice. + Suppose that, in addition to indulging the spoiled children of + genius, we were to approve all the proceedings of the clever + children in any household. I fancy that the dwellers therein + would have an unpleasant time. Noble charity towards human + weakness is one thing; but blind adulation of clever and immoral + men is another. We have great need to pity the poor souls who are + the prey of their passions, but we need not worship them. A large + and lofty charity will forgive the shortcomings of Robert Burns; + we may even love that wild and misguided but essentially noble + man. That is well; yet we must not put Burns forward and offer + our adulation in such a way as to set him up for a model to young + men. A man may read—</P><SPAN style= + 'margin-left: 2.5em;'>The pale moon is setting beyont the white + wave,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 5.5em;'>And Time is setting with me, + oh!</SPAN><BR> + + <P>The pathos will wring his heart; but he should not ask any + youth to imitate the conduct of the great poet. Carlyle said very + profoundly that new morality must be made before we can judge + Mirabeau; but Carlyle never put his hero's excesses in the + foreground of his history, nor did he try to apologize for them; + he only said, "Here is a man whose stormy passions overcame him + and drove him down the steep to ruin! Think of him at his best, + pardon him, and imitate, in your weak human fashion, the infinite + Divine Mercy." That is good; and it is certainly very different + from the behaviour of writers who ask us to regard their heroes' + evil-doing as not only pardonable, but as being almost + admirable.</P> + + <P>This Shelley controversy raises several weighty issues. We + forgive Burns because he again and again offers us examples of + splendid self-sacrifice in the course of his broken life, and we + are able to do so because the balance is greatly on the good + side; but we do not refrain from saying, "In some respects Burns + was a scamp." The fact is that the claims of weak-headed adorers + who worship men of genius would lead to endless mischief if they + were allowed. Men who were skilled in poetry and music and art + have often behaved like scoundrels; but their scoundrelism should + be reprobated, and not excused. And my reason for this contention + is very simple—once allow that a man of genius may override + all salutary conventions, and the same conventions will be + overridden by vain and foolish mediocrities. Take, for example, + the conventions which guide us in the matter of dress. Most + people grant that in many respects our modern dress is ugly in + shape, ugly in material, and calculated to promote ill-health. + The hard hat which makes the brow ache must affect the wearer's + health, and therefore, when we see the greatest living poet going + about in a comfortable soft felt, we call him a sensible man. + Carlyle used to hobble about with soft shoes and soft slouch-hat, + and he was right But it is possible to be as comfortable as Lord + Tennyson or Carlyle without flying very outrageously in the face + of modern conventions; and many everyday folk contrive to keep + their bodies at ease without trying any fool's device. Charles + Kingsley used to roam about in his guernsey—most + comfortable of all dresses—when he was in the country; but + when he visited the town he managed to dress easily and elegantly + in the style of an average gentleman.</P> + + <P>But some foolish creatures say in their hearts, "Men of genius + wear strange clothing—Tennyson wears a vast Inverness cape, + Carlyle wore a duffel jacket, Bismarck wears a flat white cap, + Mortimer Collins wore a big Panama; artists in general like + velvet and neckties of various gaudy hues. Let us adopt something + startling in the way of costume, and we may be taken for men of + genius." Thus it happened that very lately London was invested by + a set of simpletons of small ability in art and letters; they let + their hair grow down their backs; they drove about in the guise + of Venetian senators of the fifteenth century; they appeared in + slashed doublets and slouched hats; and one of them astonished + the public—and the cabmen—by marching down a + fashionable thoroughfare on a broiling day with a fur ulster on + his back and a huge flower in his hand. Observe my + point—these social nuisances obtained for themselves a + certain contemptible notoriety by caricaturing the ways of able + men. I can forgive young Disraeli's gaudy waistcoats and + pink-lined coats, but I have no patience with his silly + imitators. This is why I object to the praise which is bestowed + on men of genius for qualities which do not deserve praise. The + reckless literary admirer of Shelley or Byron goes into ecstasies + and cries, "Perish the slave who would think of these great men's + vices!"—whereupon raw and conceited youngsters say, "Vice + and eccentricity are signs of genius. We will be vicious and + eccentric;" and then they go and convert themselves into public + nuisances.</P> + + <P>That vice and folly are not always associated with genius + scarcely needs demonstrating. I allow that many great men have + been sensual fools, but we can by no means allow that folly and + sensuality are inseparable from greatness. My point is to prove + that littleness must be conquered before a man can be great or + good. Macaulay lived a life of perfect and exemplary purity; he + was good in all the relations of life; those nearest to him loved + him most dearly, and his days were passed in thinking of the + happiness of others. Perhaps he was vain—certainly he had + something to be vain of—but, though he had such masterful + talent, he never thought himself licensed, and he wore the white + flower of a blameless life until his happy spirit passed easily + away. Wordsworth was a poet who will be placed on a level with + Byron when an estimate of our century's great men comes to be + made. But Wordsworth lived his sweet and pious life without in + any way offending against the moral law. We must have done with + all talk about the privileges of irregular genius; a clever man + must be made to see that, while he may be as independent as he + likes, he cannot be left free to offend either the sense or the + sensibility of his neighbours. The genius must learn to conduct + himself in accordance with rational and seemly custom, or he must + be brought to his senses. When a great man's ways are merely + innocently different from those of ordinary people, by all means + let him alone. For instance, Leonardo da Vinci used often to buy + caged wild-birds from their captors and let them go free. What a + lovely and lovable action! He hurt no one; he restored the joy of + life to innocent creatures, and no one could find fault with his + sweet fancy. In the same way, when Samuel Johnson chose to stalk + ponderously along the streets, stepping on the edges of the + paving-stones, or even when he happened to roar a little loudly + in conversation, who could censure him seriously? His heart was + as a little child's: his deeds were saintly; and we perhaps love + him all the more for his droll little ways. But, when Shelley + outrages decency and the healthy sense of manliness by his + peculiar escapades, it is not easy to pardon him; the image of + that drowned child rises before us, and we are apt to forget the + pretty verses. Calm folk remember that many peculiarly wicked and + selfish gentry have been able to make nice rhymes and paint + charming pictures. The old poet Francois Villon, who has made men + weep and sympathize for so many years, was a burglar, a murderer, + and something baser, if possible, than either murderer or + burglar. A more despicable being probably never existed; and yet + he warbles with angelic sweetness, and his piercing sadness + thrills us after the lapse of four centuries. Young men of + unrestrained appetites and negative morality are often able to + talk most charmingly, but the meanest and most unworthy persons + whom I have met have been the wild and lofty-minded poets who + perpetually express contempt of Philistines and cast the shaft of + their scorn at what they call "dross." So far as money goes, I + fancy that the oratorical, and grandiose poet is often the most + greedy of individuals; and, when, in his infinite conceit, he + sets himself up above common decency and morality, I find it + difficult to confine myself to moderate language. A man of genius + may very well be chaste, modest, unselfish, and retiring. Byron + was at his worst when he was producing the works which made him + immortal; I prefer to think of him as he was when he cast his + baser self away, and nobly took up the cause of Greece. When once + his matchless common sense asserted itself, and he ceased to + contemplate his own woes and his own wrongs, he became a far + greater man than he had ever been before. I should be delighted + to know that the cant about the lowering restrictions imposed by + stupidity on genius had been silenced for ever. A man of + transcendent ability must never forget that he is a member of a + community, and that he has no more right wantonly to offend the + feelings or prejudices of that community than he has to go about + buffeting individual members with a club. As soon as he offends + the common feelings of his fellows he must take the consequences; + and hard-headed persons should turn a deaf ear when any eloquent + and sentimental person chooses to whine about his hero's + wrongs.</P> + + <P><I>March, 1888.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='SLANG' id="SLANG"></A> + + <H2><I>SLANG</I>.</H2><BR> + + <P>Has any one ever yet considered the spiritual significance of + slang? The dictionaries inform us that "slang is a conversational + irregularity of a more or less vulgar type;" but that is not all. + The prim definition refers merely to words, but I am rather more + interested in considering the mental attitude which is indicated + by the distortion and loose employment of words, and by the fresh + coinages which seem to spring up every hour. I know of no age or + nation that has been without its slang, and the study is amongst + the most curious that a scholar can take up; but our own age, + after all, must be reckoned as the palmy time of slang, for we + have gone beyond mere words, and our vulgarizations of language + are significant of degradation of soul. The Romans of the + decadence had a hideous cant language which fairly matched the + grossness of the people, and the Gauls, with their descendants, + fairly matched the old conquerors. The frightful old Paris of + Francois Villon, with all its bleak show of famine and death, had + its constant changes of slang. "<I>Tousjours vieil synge est + desplaisant,"</I> says the burglar-poet, and he means that the + old buffoon is tiresome; the young man with the newest phases of + city slang at his tongue's end is most acceptable in merry + company. Very few people can read Villon's longer poems at all, + for they are almost entirely written in cant language, and the + glossary must be in constant requisition. The rascal is a really + great writer in his abominable way, but his dialect was that of + the lowest resorts, and he lets us see that the copious + <I>argot</I> which now puzzles the stranger by its kaleidoscopic + changes was just as vivid and changeable in the miserable days of + the eleventh Louis. In the Paris of our day the slang varies from + hour to hour; every one seems able to follow it, and no one knows + who invents the constant new changes. The slang of the + boarding-house in Balzac's "Pere Goriot" is quite different from + that of the novels done by the Goncourt brothers; and, though I + have not yet mustered courage to finish one of M. Zola's + outrages, I can see that the vulgarisms which he has learned are + not at all like any that have been used in bygone days. The + corruption of Paris seems to breed verbal distortions rather + freely, and the ordinary babble of the city workman is as hard to + any Englishman as are the colloquialisms of Burns to the average + Cockney.</P> + + <P>In England our slang has undergone one transformation after + another ever since the time of Chaucer. Shakespeare certainly + gives us plenty; then we have the slang of the Great War, and + then the unutterable horrors of the Restoration—even the + highly proper Mr. Joseph Addison does not disdain to talk of an + "old put," and his wags are given to "smoking" strangers. The + eighteenth century—the century of the gallows—gave us + a whole crop of queer terms which were first used in thieves' + cellars, and gradually filtered from the racecourse and the + cockpit till they took their place in the vulgar tongue. The + sweet idyll of "Life in London" is a perfect garden of slang; Tom + the Corinthian and Bob Logic lard their phrases with the idiom of + the prize-ring, and the author obligingly italicises the knowing + words so that one has no chance of missing them. But nowadays we + have passed beyond all that, and every social clique, every + school of art and literature, every trade—nay, almost every + religion—has its peculiar slang; and the results as regards + morals, manners, and even conduct in general are too remarkable + to be passed over by any one who desires to understand the + complex society of our era. The mere patter of thieves or + racing-men—the terms are nearly synonymous—counts for + nothing. Those who know the byways of life know that there are + two kinds of dark language used by our nomad classes and by our + human predatory animals. A London thief can talk a dialect which + no outsider can possibly understand; for, by common agreement, + arbitrary names are applied to every object which the robbers at + any time handle, and to every sort of underhand business which + they transact. But this gibberish is not exactly an outcome of + any moral obliquity; it is employed as a means of securing + safety. The gipsy cant is the remnant of a pure and ancient + language; we all occasionally use terms taken from this + remarkable tongue, and, when we speak of a "cad," or "making a + mull," or "bosh," or "shindy," or "cadger" or "bamboozling," or + "mug," or "duffer," or "tool," or "queer," or "maunder," or + "loafer," or "bung," we are using pure gipsy. No distinct mental + process, no process of corruption, is made manifest by the use of + these terms; we simply have picked them up unconsciously, and we + continue to utter them in the course of familiar + conversation.</P> + + <P>I am concerned with a degradation of language which is of an + importance far beyond the trifling corruption caused by the + introduction of terms from the gipsy's caravan, the betting ring, + or the thieves' kitchen; one cannot help being made angry and sad + by observing a tendency to belittle all things that are great, to + mock all earnestness, to vulgarize all beauty. There is not a + quarter where the subtle taint has not crept in, and under its + malign influence poetry has all but expired, good conversation + has utterly ceased to exist, art is no longer serious, and the + intercourse of men is not straightforward. The Englishman will + always be emotional in spite of the rigid reserve which he + imposes upon himself; he is an enthusiast, and he does truly love + earnestness, veracity, and healthy vigour. Take him away from a + corrupt and petty society and give him free scope, and he at once + lets fall the film of shams from off him like a cast garment, and + comes out as a reality. Shut the same Englishman up in an + artificial, frivolous, unreal society, and he at once becomes + afraid of himself; he fears to exhibit enthusiasm about anything, + and he hides his genuine nature behind a cloud of slang. He + belittles everything he touches, he is afraid to utter a word + from his inner heart, and his talk becomes a mere dropping shower + of verbal counters which ring hollow. The superlative degree is + abhorrent to him unless he can misuse it for comic purposes; and, + like the ridiculous dummy lord in "Nicholas Nickleby," he is + quite capable of calling Shakespeare a "very clayver man." I have + heard of the attitude taken by two flowers of our society in + presence of Joachim. Think of it! The unmatched violinist had + achieved one of those triumphs which seem to permeate the + innermost being of a worthy listener; the soul is entranced, and + the magician takes us into a fair world where there is nothing + but loveliness and exalted feeling. "Vewy good fellow, that + fiddle fellow," observed the British aristocrat. "Ya-as," + answered his faithful friend. Let any man who is given to + speaking words with a view of presenting the truth begin to speak + in our faint, super-refined, orthodox society; he will be looked + at as if he were some queer object brought from a museum of + curiosities and pulled out for exhibition. The shallowest and + most impudent being that ever talked fooleries will assume + superior airs and treat the man of intellect as an amusing but + inferior creature. More than that—earnestness and reality + are classed together under the head of "bad form," the vital word + grates on the emasculate brain of the society man, and he + compensates himself for his inward consciousness of inferiority + by assuming easy airs of insolence. A very brilliant man was once + talking in a company which included several of the superfine + division; he was witty, vivid, genial, full of knowledge and + tact; but he had one dreadful habit—he always said what he + thought. The brilliant man left the company, and one sham-languid + person said to a sham-aristocratic person, "Who is that?" "Ah, + he's a species of over-educated savage!" Now the gentleman who + propounded this pleasant piece of criticism was, according to + trustworthy history, the meanest, most useless, and most + despicable man of his set; yet he could venture to assume haughty + airs towards a man whose shoes he was not fit to black, and he + could assume those airs on the strength of his slangy + impassivity—his "good form." When we remember that this + same fictitious indifference characterized the typical <I>grand + seigneur</I> of old France, and when we also remember that + indifference may be rapidly transformed into insolence, and + insolence into cruelty, we may well look grave at the symptoms + which we can watch around us. The dreary <I>ennui</I> of the + heart, <I>ennui</I> that revolts at truth, that is nauseated by + earnestness, expresses itself in what we call slang, and slang is + the sign of mental disease.</P> + + <P>I have no fault to find with the broad, racy, slap-dash + language of the American frontier, with its picturesque + perversions and its droll exaggeration. The inspired person who + chose to call a coffin an "eternity box" and whisky "blue ruin" + was too innocent to sneer. The slang of Mark Twain's Mr. Scott + when he goes to make arrangements for the funeral of the lamented + Buck Fanshawe is excruciatingly funny and totally inoffensive. + Then the story of Jim Baker and the jays in "A Tramp Abroad" is + told almost entirely in frontier slang, yet it is one of the most + exquisite, tender, lovable pieces of work ever set down in our + tongue. The grace and fun of the story, the odd effects produced + by bad grammar, the gentle humour, all combine to make this + decidedly slangy chapter a literary masterpiece. A miner or + rancheman will talk to you for an hour and delight you, because + his slang somehow fits his peculiar thought accurately; an + English sailor will tell a story, and he will use one slang word + in every three that come out of his mouth, yet he is delightful, + for the simple reason that his distorted dialect enables him to + express and not to suppress truth. But the poison that has crept + through the minds of our finer folk paralyses their utterance so + far as truth is concerned; and society may be fairly caricatured + by a figure of the Father of Lies blinking through an immense + eyeglass upon God's universe.</P> + + <P>Mr. George Meredith, with his usual magic insight, saw long + ago whither our over-refined gentry were tending; and in one of + his finest books he shows how a little dexterous slang may dwarf + a noble deed. Nevil Beauchamp was under a tremendous fire with + his men: he wanted to carry a wounded soldier out of action, but + the soldier wished his adored officer to be saved. At the finish + the two men arrived safely in their own lines amid the cheers of + English, French, and even of the Russian enemy. This is how the + votary of slang transfigures the episode; he wishes to make a + little fun out of the hero, and he manages it by employing the + tongue which it is good form to use. "A long-shanked trooper + bearing the name of John Thomas Drew was crawling along under + fire of the batteries. Out pops old Nevil, tries to get the man + on his back. It won't do. Nevil insists that it's exactly one of + the cases that ought to be, and they remain arguing about it like + a pair of nine-pins while the Moscovites are at work with the + bowls. Very well. Let me tell you my story. It's perfectly true, + I give you my word. So Nevil tries to horse Drew, and Drew + proposes to horse Nevil, as at school. Then Drew offers a + compromise. He would much rather have crawled on, you know, and + allowed the shot to pass over his head; but he's a + Briton—old Nevil's the same; but old Nevil's peculiarity is + that, as you are aware, he hates a compromise—won't have + it—<I>retro Sathanas!</I>—and Drew's proposal to take + his arm instead of being carried pick-a-or piggy-back—I am + ignorant how Nevil spells it—disgusts old Nevil. Still it + won't do to stop where they are, like the cocoanut and pincushion + of our friends the gipsies on the downs; so they take arms and + commence the journey home, resembling the best friends on the + evening of a holiday in our native clime—two steps to the + right, half a dozen to the left, &c. They were knocked down + by the wind of a ball near the battery. 'Confound it!' cries + Nevil. 'It's because I consented to a compromise!'"</P> + + <P>Most people know that this passage refers to Rear-Admiral + Maxse, yet, well as we may know our man, we have him presented + like an awkward, silly, comic puppet from a show. The professor + of slang could degrade the conduct of the soldiers on board the + <I>Birkenhead</I>; he could make the choruses from <I>Samson + Agonistes</I> seem like the Cockney puerilities of a comic + news-sheet. It is this high-sniffing, supercilious slang that I + attack, for I can see that it is the impudent language of a + people to whom nothing is great, nothing beautiful, nothing pure, + and nothing worthy of faith.</P> + + <P>The slang of the "London season" is terrible and painful. A + gloriously beautiful lady is a "rather good-looking + woman—looks fairly well to-night;" a great entertainment is + a "function;" a splendid ball is a "nice little dance;" + high-bred, refined, and exclusive ladies and gentlemen are "smart + people;" a tasteful dress is a "swagger frock;" a new craze is + "the swagger thing to do." Imbecile, useless, contemptible + beings, male and female, use all these verbal monstrosities under + the impression that they make themselves look distinguished. A + microcephalous youth whose chief intellectual relaxation consists + in sucking the head of a stick thinks that his conversational + style is brilliant when he calls a man a "Johnnie," a battle "a + blooming slog," his lodgings his "show," a hero "a game sort of a + chappie," and so on. Girls catch the infection of slang; and + thus, while sweet young ladies are leading beautiful lives at + Girton and Newnham, their sisters of society are learning to use + a language which is a frail copy of the robust language of the + drinking-bar and the racecourse. Under this blight lofty thought + perishes, noble language also dies away, real wit is cankered and + withered into a mere ghastly crackle of wordplay, humour is + regarded as the sign of the savage, and generous emotion, manly + love, womanly tenderness are reckoned as the folly of people whom + the smart young lady of the period would describe as + "Jugginses."</P> + + <P>As to the slang of the juniors of the middle class, it is + well-nigh past description and past bearing. The dog-collared, + tight-coated, horsey youth learns all the cant phrases from cheap + sporting prints, and he has an idea that to call a man a "bally + bounder" is quite a ducal thing to do. His hideous cackle sounds + in railway-carriages, or on breezy piers by the pure sea, or in + suburban roads. From the time when he gabbles over his game of + Nap in the train until his last villainous howl pollutes the + night, he lives, moves, and has his being in slang; and he is + incapable of understanding truth, beauty, grandeur, or + refinement. He is apt to label any one who does not wear a + dog-collar and stableman's trousers as a cad; but, ah, what a cad + he himself is! In what a vast profound gulf of vulgarity his + being wallows; and his tongue, his slang, is enough to make the + spirits of the pure and just return to earth and smite him! + Better by far the cunning gipsy with his glib chatter, the rough + tramp with his incoherent hoarseness! All who wish to save our + grand language from deterioration, all who wish to retain some + savour of sincerity and manhood among us, should set themselves + resolutely to talk on all occasions, great or trivial, in simple, + direct, refined English. There is no need to be bookish; there is + much need for being natural and sincere—and nature and + sincerity are assassinated by slang.</P> + + <P><I>September, 1888.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='PETS' id="PETS"></A> + + <H2><I>PETS.</I></H2><BR> + + <P>That enterprising savage who first domesticated the pig has a + good deal to answer for. I do not say that the moral training of + the pig was a distinct evil, for it undoubtedly saved many aged + and respectable persons from serious inconvenience. The more + practical members of the primitive tribes were wont to club the + patriarchs whom they regarded as having lived long enough; and an + exaggerated spirit of economy led the sons of the forest to eat + their venerable relatives. The domestication of the noble animal + which is the symbol of Irish prosperity caused a remarkable + change in primitive public opinion. The gratified savage, + conscious of possessing pigs, no longer cast the anxious eye of + the epicure upon his grandmother. Thus a disagreeable habit and a + disagreeable tradition were abolished, and one more step was made + in the direction of universal kindliness. But, while we are in + some measure grateful to the first pig-tamer, we do not feel + quite so sure about the first person who inveigled the cat into + captivity. Mark that I do not speak of the "slavery" of the + cat—for who ever knew a cat to do anything against its + will? If you whistle for a dog, he comes with servile gestures, + and almost overdoes his obedience; but, if a cat has got into a + comfortable place, you may whistle for that cat until you are + spent, and it will go on regarding you with a lordly blink of + independence. No; decidedly the cat is not a slave. Of course I + must be logical, and therefore I allow, under reasonable + reservations, that a boot-jack, used as a projectile, will make a + cat stir; and I have known a large garden-syringe cause a most + picturesque exodus in the case of some eloquent and thoughtful + cats that were holding a conference in a garden at midnight. + Still I must carefully point out the fact that the boot-jack will + not induce the cat to travel in any given direction for your + convenience; you throw the missile, and you must wait in suspense + until you know whether your cat will vanish with a wild plunge + through the roof of your conservatory or bound with unwonted + smartness into your favourite William pear tree. The syringe is + scarcely more trustworthy in its action than the boot-jack; the + parting remarks of six drenched cats are spirited and harmonious; + but the animals depart to different quarters of the universe, and + your hydraulic measure, so far from bringing order out of chaos, + merely evokes a wailing chaos out of comparative order. These + discursive observations aim at showing that a cat has a haughty + spirit of independence which centuries of partial submission to + the suzerainty of man have not eradicated. I do not want to + censure the ancient personage who made friends with the creature + which is a thing of beauty and a joy for ever to many estimable + people—I reserve my judgment. Some otherwise calm and moral + men regard the cat in such a light that they would go and jump on + the tomb of the primeval tamer; others would erect monuments to + him; so perhaps it is better that we do not know whose memory we + should revere—or anathematise—the processes are + reversible, according to our dispositions. Man is the paragon of + animals; the cat is the paradox of animals. You cannot reason + about the creature; you can only make sure that it has every + quality likely to secure success in the struggle for existence; + and it is well to be careful how you state your opinions in + promiscuous company, for the fanatic cat-lover is only a little + less wildly ferocious than the fanatical cat-hater.</P> + + <P>Cats and pigs appear to have been the first creatures to earn + the protective affection of man; but, ah, what a cohort of brutes + and birds have followed! The dog is an excellent, noble, lovable + animal; but the pet-dog! Alas! I seem to hear one vast sigh of + genuine anguish as this Essay travels round the earth from China + to Peru. I can understand the artfulness of that wily savage who + first persuaded the wolf-like animal of the Asiatic plains to + help him in the chase; I understand the statesmanship of the + Thibetan shepherd who first made a wolf turn traitor to the + lupine race. But who first invented the pet-dog? This impassioned + question I ask with thoughts that are a very great deal too deep + for tears. Consider what the existence of the pet-dog means. You + visit an estimable lady, and you are greeted, almost in the hall, + by a poodle, who waltzes around your legs and makes an oration + like an obstructionist when the Irish Estimates are before the + House. You feel that you are pale, but you summon up all your + reserves of base hypocrisy and remark, "Poor fellow! + Poo-poo-poo-ole fellow!" You really mean, "I should like to + tomahawk you, and scalp you afterwards!"—but this sentiment + you ignobly retain in your own bosom. You lift one leg in an + apologetic way, and poodle instantly dashes at you with all the + vehemence of a charge of his compatriots the Cuirassiers. You + shut your eyes and wait for the shedding of blood; but the + torturer has all the malignant subtlety of an Apache Indian, and + he tantalizes you. Presently the lady of the house appears, and, + finding that you are beleaguered by an ubiquitous foe, she says + sweetly, "Pray do not mind Moumou; his fun gets the better of + him. Go away, naughty Moumou! Did Mr. Blank frighten him + then—the darling?" Fun! A pleasing sort of fun! If the + rescuer had seen that dog's sanguinary rushes, she would not talk + about fun. When you reach the drawing-room, there is a pug seated + on an ottoman. He looks like a peculiarly truculent bull-dog that + has been brought up on a lowering diet of gin-and-water, and you + gain an exaggerated idea of his savagery as he uplifts his sooty + muzzle. He barks with indignation, as if he thought you had come + for his mistress's will, and intended to cut him off with a + Spratt's biscuit. Of course he comes to smell round your ankles, + and equally of course you put on a sickly smile, and take up an + attitude as though you had sat down on the wrong side of a + harrow. Your conversation is strained and feeble; you fail to + demonstrate your affection; and, when a fussy King Charles comes + up and fairly shrieks injurious remarks at you, the sense of + humiliation and desertion is too severe, and you depart. Of + course your hostess never attempts to control her + satellites—they are quiet with her; and, even if one of + them sampled the leg of a guest with a view to further business, + she would be secretly pleased at such a proof of exclusive + affection. We suppose that people must have something to be fond + of; but why should any one be fond of a pug that is too unwieldy + to move faster than a hedgehog? His face is, to say the least, + not celestial—whatever his nose may be; he cannot catch a + rat; he cannot swim; he cannot retrieve; he can do nothing, and + his insolence to strangers eclipses the best performances of the + finest and tallest Belgravian flunkeys. He is alive, and in his + youth he may doubtless have been comic and engaging; but in his + obese, waddling, ill-conditioned old age he is such an atrocity + that one wishes a wandering Chinaman might pick him up and use + him instantly after the sensible thrifty fashion of the great + nation.</P> + + <P>I love the St. Bernard; he is a noble creature, and his + beautiful life-saving instinct is such that I have seen a huge + member of the breed jump off a high bridge to save a puppy which + he considered to be drowning. The St. Bernard will allow a little + child to lead him and to smite him on the nose without his + uttering so much as a whine by way of remonstrance. If another + dog attacks him, he will not retaliate by biting—that would + be undignified, and like a mere bull-dog; he lies down on his + antagonist and waits a little; then that other dog gets up when + it has recovered breath, and, after thinking the matter over, it + concludes that it must have attacked a sort of hairy + traction-engine. All these traits of the St. Bernard are very + sweet and engaging, and I must, moreover, congratulate him on his + scientific method of treating burglars; but I do object with all + the pathos at my disposal to the St. Bernard considered as a pet. + His master will bring him into rooms. Now, when he is bounding + about on glaciers, or infringing the Licensing Act by giving + travellers brandy without scrutinizing their return-tickets, or + acting as pony for frozen little boys, or doing duty as special + constable when burglars pay an evening call, he is admirable; + but, when he enters a room, he has all the general effects of an + earthquake without any picturesque accessories. His beauty is of + course praised, and, like any other big lumbering male, he is + flattered; his vast tail makes a sweep like the blade of a + screw-propeller, and away goes a vase. A maid brings in tea, and + the St. Bernard is pleased to approve the expression of Mary's + countenance; with one colossal spring he places his paws on her + shoulders, and she has visions of immediate execution. Not being + equal to the part of an early martyr, she observes, "Ow!" The St. + Bernard regards this brief statement as a compliment, and, in an + ecstasy of self-approval, he sends poor Mary staggering. Of + course, when he is sent out, after causing this little + excitement, he proceeds to eat anything that happens to be handy; + and, as the cook does not wish to be eaten herself, she bears her + bitter wrong in silence, only hoping that the two pounds of + butter which the animal took as dessert may make him excessively + unwell.</P> + + <P>Now I ask any man and brother, or lady and sister, is a St. + Bernard a legitimate pet in the proper sense of the word? As to + the bull-dog, I say little. He at least is a good water-dog, and, + when he is taught, he will retrieve birds through the heaviest + sea as long as his master cares to shoot. But his appearance is + sardonic, to say the least of it; he puts me in mind of a + prize-fighter coming up for the tenth round when he has got + matters all his own way. Happily he is not often kept as a pet; + he is usually taken out by fast young men in riverside places, + for his company is believed to give an air of dash and fashion to + his master; and he waddles along apparently engaged in thinking + out some scheme of reform for sporting circles in general. In a + drawing-room he looks unnatural, and his imperturbable good + humour fails to secure him favour. Dr. Jessopp tells a story of a + clergyman's wife who usually kept from fifteen to twenty brindled + bull-dogs; but this lady was an original character, and her mode + of using a red-hot iron bar when any of her pets had an argument + was marked by punctuality and despatch.</P> + + <P>The genuine collie is an ideal pet, but the cross-grained + fleecy brutes bred for the show-bench are good neither for one + thing nor another. The real, homely, ugly collie never snaps at + friends; the mongrel brute with the cross of Gordon setter is not + safe for an hour at a time. The real collie takes to + sheep-driving by instinct; he will run three miles out and three + miles in, and secure his master's property accurately after very + little teaching; the present champion of all the collies would + run away from a sheep as if he had seen a troop of lions. In any + case, even when a collie is a genuine affectionate pet, his place + is not in the house. Let him have all the open air possible, and + he will remain healthy, delightful in his manners, and + preternaturally intelligent. The dog of the day is the + fox-terrier, and a charming little fellow he is. Unfortunately it + happens that most smart youths who possess fox-terriers have an + exalted idea of their friends' pugilistic powers, and hence the + sweet little black, white, and tan beauty too often has life + concerted into a battle and a march. Still no one who understands + the fox-terrier can help respecting and admiring him. If I might + hint a fault, it is that the fox-terrier lacks balance of + character. The ejaculation "Cats!" causes him to behave in a way + which is devoid of well-bred repose, and his conduct when in + presence of rabbits is enough to make a meditative lurcher or + retriever grieve. When a lurcher sees a rabbit in the daytime, he + leers at him from his villainous oblique eye, and seems to say, + "Shan't follow you just now—may have the pleasure of + looking you up this evening." But the fox-terrier converts + himself into a kind of hurricane in fur, and he gives tongue like + a stump-orator in full cry. I may say that, when once the + fox-terrier becomes a drawing-room pet, he loses all + character—he might just as well be a pug at once. The + Bedlington is perhaps the best of all terriers, but his + disreputable aspect renders him rather out of place in a refined + room. It is only when his deep sagacious eyes are seen that he + looks attractive. He can run, swim, dive, catch rabbits, + retrieve, or do anything. I grieve to say that he is a dog of an + intriguing disposition; and no prudent lady would introduce him + among dogs who have not learned mischief. The Bedlington seems to + have the power of command, and he takes a fiendish delight in + ordering young dogs to play pranks. He will whisper to a young + collie, and in an instant you will see that collie chasing sheep + or hens, or hunting among flower-beds, or baiting a cow, or + something equally outrageous. Decidedly the Bedlington does not + shine as a pet; and he should be kept only where there are plenty + of things to be murdered daily—then he lives with placid + joy, varied by sublime Berserker rage.</P> + + <P>As to feathered pets, who has not suffered from parrots? You + buy a grey one at the docks, and pay four pounds for him on + account of his manifold accomplishments. When he is taken home + and presented to a prim lady, he of course gives her samples of + the language used by the sailors on the voyage home; and, even + when his morals are cured and his language is purified by + discipline, he is a terrible creature. The imp lurks in his eye, + and his beak—his abominable beak—is like a malicious + vice. But I allow that Polly, when well behaved, gives a charming + appearance to a room, and her ways are very quaint. Lonely women + have amused themselves for many and many a weary hour with the + antics of the pretty tropical bird; and I shall say nothing + against Poll for the world.</P> + + <P>I started with the intention of merely skirting the subject; + but I find I am involved in considerations deep as + society—deep as the origins of the human race. In their + proper place I like all pets, with the exception of snakes. The + aggressive pug is bad enough, but the snake is a thousand times + worse. When possible, all boys and girls should have pets, and + they should be made to tend their charges without any adult help + whatever. No indirect discipline has such a humanizing effect. + The unregenerate boy deprived of pets will tie kettles to dogs' + tails, he will shoot at cats with catapults, he is merciless to + small birds, and no one can convince him that frogs or young + nestlings can feel. When he has pets, his mental horizon is + widened and his kindlier instincts awaken. A boy or girl without + a pet is maimed in sympathy.</P> + + <P>Let me plead for discrimination in choice of pets. A + gentleman—like the celebrated Mary—had a little lamb + which he loved; but the little lamb developed into a very big and + vicious ram which the owner could not find heart to kill. When + this gentleman's friends were holding sweet and improving + converse with him, that sheep would draw up behind his master's + companion; then he would shoot out like a stone from a sling, and + you would see a disconcerted guest propelled through space in a + manner destructive alike to dignity and trousers. That sheep + comes and butts at the front-door if he thinks his master is + making too long a call; it is of no use to go and apologize for + he will not take any denial, and, moreover, he will as soon ram + you with his granite skull as look at you. Let the door be shut + again, and the sheep seems to say, "If I don't send a panel in, + you may call me a low, common goat!" and then he butts away with + an enthusiasm which arouses the street. A pet of that sort is + quite embarrassing, and I must respectfully beg leave to draw the + line at rams. A ram is too exciting a personage for the owner's + friends.</P> + + <P>Every sign that tells of the growing love for dumb animals is + grateful to my mind; for any one who has a true, kindly love for + pets cannot be wholly bad. While I gently ridicule the people who + keep useless brutes to annoy their neighbours, I would rather see + even the hideous, useless pug kept to wheeze and snarl in his old + age than see no pets at all. Good luck to all good folk who love + animals, and may the reign of kindness spread!</P> + + <P><I>March, 1888.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='THE_ETHICS_OF_THE_TURF' id="THE_ETHICS_OF_THE_TURF"></A> + + <H2><I>THE ETHICS OF THE TURF</I>.</H2><BR> + + <P>When Lord Beaconsfield called the Turf a vast engine of + national demoralization, he uttered a broad general truth; but, + unfortunately, he did not go into particulars, and his vague + grandiloquence has inspired a large number of ferocious + imitators, who know as little about the essentials of the matter + as Lord Beaconsfield did. These imitators abuse the wrong things + and the wrong people; they mix up causes and effects; they are + acrid where they should be tolerant; they know nothing about the + real evils; and they do no good, for the simple reason that + racing blackguards never read anything, while cultured gentlemen + who happen to go racing smile quietly at the blundering of + amateur moralists. Sir Wilfrid Lawson is a good man and a clever + man; but to see the kind of display he makes when he gets up to + talk about the Turf is very saddening. He can give you an + accurate statement concerning the evils of drink, but as soon as + he touches racing his innocence becomes woefully apparent, and + the biggest scoundrel that ever entered the Ring can afford to + make game of the harmless, well-meaning critic. The subject is an + intricate one, and you cannot settle it right off by talking of + "pampered nobles who pander to the worst vices of the multitude;" + and you go equally wrong if you begin to shriek whenever that + inevitable larcenous shopboy whimpers in the dock about the + temptations of betting. We are poisoned by generalities; our + reformers, who use press and platform to enlighten us, resemble a + doctor who should stop by a patient's bedside and deliver an + oration on bad health in the abstract when he ought to be finding + out his man's particular ailment. Let us clear the ground a + little bit, until we can see something definite. I am going to + talk plainly about things that I know, and I want to put all + sentimental rubbish out of the road.</P> + + <P>In the first place, then, horse-racing, in itself, is neither + degrading nor anything else that is bad; a race is a beautiful + and exhilarating spectacle, and quiet men, who never bet, are + taken out of themselves in a delightful fashion when the + exquisite thoroughbreds thunder past. No sensible man supposes + for a moment that owners and trainers have any deliberate + intention of improving the breed of horses, but, nevertheless, + these splendid tests of speed and endurance undoubtedly tend + indirectly to produce a fine breed, and that is worth taking into + account. The Survival of the Fittest is the law that governs + racing studs; the thought and observation of clever men are + constantly exercised with a view to preserving excellence and + eliminating defects, so that, little by little, we have + contrived, in the course of a century, to approach equine + perfection. If a twelve-stone man were put up on Bendigo, that + magnificent animal could give half a mile start to any Arab steed + that ever was foaled, and run away from the Arab at the finish of + a four-mile course. Weight need not be considered, for if the + Eastern-bred horse only carried a postage-stamp the result would + be much about the same. Minting could carry fourteen stone across + a country, while, if we come to mere speed, there is really no + knowing what horses like Ormonde, Energy, Prince Charlie, and + others might have done had they been pressed. If the Emir of + Haïl were to bring over fifty of his best mares, the + Newmarket trainers could pick out fifty fillies from among their + second-rate animals, and the worst of the fillies could distance + the best of the Arabs on any terms; while, if fifty heats were + run off, over any courses from half a mile to four miles, the + English horses would not lose one. The champion Arab of the world + was matched against one of the worst thoroughbreds in training; + the English "plater" carried about five stone more than the pride + of the East, and won by a quarter of a mile.</P> + + <P>Unconsciously, the breeders of racers have been evolving for + us the swiftest, strongest, and most courageous horse known to + the world, and we cannot afford to neglect that consideration, + for people will not strive after perfection unless perfection + brings profit.</P> + + <P>Again, we hear occasionally a good deal of outcry about the + great noblemen and gentlemen who keep up expensive studs, and the + assumption is that racehorses and immorality go together; but + what would the critics have the racing nobleman do? He is born + into a strange artificial society; his fate is ready-made for + him; he inherits luxuries and pastimes as he inherits land and + trees. Say that the stud is a useless luxury: but then, what + about the daubs for which plutocrats pay thousands of guineas? A + picture costs, let us say, 2,000 guineas; it is the slovenly work + of a hurried master, and the guineas are paid for a name; it is + stuck away in a private gallery, and, if its owner looks at it so + often as once a week, it costs him £2 per + peep—reckoning only the interest on the money sunk. Is that + useless luxury? The fact is that we are living in a sort of + guarded hothouse; our barbarian propensities cannot have an easy + outlet; and luxury of all sorts tends to lull our barbarian + energy. If we blame one man for indulging a costly hobby, we must + blame almost every man and woman who belongs to the grades above + the lower middle-class. A rich trader who spends £5,000 a + year on orchid-houses cannot very well afford to reprove a man + who pays 50s. per week for each of a dozen horses in training. + Rich folk, whose wealth has been fostered during the long + security of England, will indulge in superfluities, and no one + can stop them. A country gentleman who succeeds to a deer park + cannot slaughter all the useless, pretty creatures merely because + they <I>are</I> useless: he is bound by a thousand traditions, + and he cannot suddenly break away. A nobleman inherits a colossal + income, of which he cannot very well rid himself: he follows the + traditions of his family or his class, and employs part of his + profuse surplus riches in maintaining a racing stud; how can any + one find fault with him? Such a man as Lord Hartington would + never dream of betting except in a languid, off-hand way. He (and + his like) are fond of watching the superb rush of the glossy + horses; they want the freedom, the swift excitement of the breezy + heath; our society encourages them to amuse themselves, and they + do so with a will. That is all. It may be wrong for A and B and C + to own superfluous wealth, but then the fact is there—that + they have got it, and the community agree that they may expend + the superfluity as they choose. The rich man's stud gives + wholesome employment to myriads of decent folks in various + stations of life—farmers, saddlers, blacksmiths, builders, + corn dealers, road-makers, hedgers, farriers, grooms, and half a + score other sorts of toilers derive their living from feeding, + harnessing, and tending the horses, and the withdrawal of such a + sportsman as Mr. "Abington" from Newmarket would inflict a + terrible blow on hundreds of industrious persons who lead + perfectly useful and harmless lives. My point is, that racing (as + racing) is in no way noxious; it is the most pleasant of all + excitements, and it gives bread to many praiseworthy citizens. I + have seen 5,000 given for a Latin hymn-book, and, when I pondered + on the ghastly, imbecile selfishness of that purchase, I thought + that I should not have mourned very much if the money had been + laid out on a dozen smart colts and fillies, for, at least, the + horses would have ultimately been of some use, even if they all + had been put to cab-work. We must allow that when racing is a + hobby, it is quite respectable—as hobbies go. One good + friend of mine, whose fortune has been made by shrewd judgment + and constant work, always keeps five or six racers in training. + He goes from meeting to meeting with all the eagerness of a boy; + his friends sturdily maintain that his stud is composed of "hair + trunks," and the animals certainly have an impressively uniform + habit of coming in last But the good owner has his pleasure; his + hobby satisfies him; and, when he goes out in the morning to + watch his yearlings frolicking, he certainly never dreams that he + is fostering an immoral institution. Could we only have + racing—and none of the hideous adjuncts—I should be + glad, in spite of all the moralists who associate horse-flesh + with original sin.</P> + + <P>As to the bookmakers, I shall have much to say further on. At + present I am content with observing that the quiet, respectable + bookmaker is as honourable and trustworthy as any trafficker in + stocks and shares, and his business is almost identical with that + of the stockjobber in many respects. No class of men adhere more + rigidly to the point of honour than bookmakers of the better + sort, and a mere nod from one of them is as binding to him as the + most elaborate of parchments. They are simply shrewd, audacious + tradesmen, who know that most people are fools, and make their + profit out of that knowledge. It is painful to hear an ignorant + man abusing a bookmaker who does no more than use his + opportunities skilfully. Why not abuse the gentry who buy copper + to catch the rise of the market? Why not abuse the whole of the + thousands of men who make the City lively for six days of the + week? Is there any rational man breathing who would scruple to + accept profit from the rise of a stock or share? If I, + practically, back South-Eastern Railway shares to rise, who + blames me if I sell when my property has increased in value by + one-eighth? My good counsellor, Mr. Ruskin, who is the most + virulent enemy of usury, is nevertheless very glad that his + father bought Bank of England shares, which have now been + converted into Stock, and stand at over 300; Ruskin senior was a + shrewd speculator, who backed his fancy; and a bookmaker does the + same in a safer way. Bookmaking is a business which is carried + out in its higher branches with perfect sobriety, discretion, mid + probity; the gambling element does not come in on the bookmaker's + side, but he deals with gamblers in a fair way. They know that he + will lay them the shortest odds he can; they know that they put + their wits against his, and they also know that he will pay them + with punctilious accuracy if they happen to beat him in the + encounter of brains. Three or four of the leading betting men + "turn over" on the average about half a million each per annum; + one firm who bet on commission receive an average of five + thousand pounds per day to invest, and the vouchers of all these + speculators and agents are as good as bank notes. Mark that I + grant the certainty of the bookmakers winning; they can remain + idle in their mansions for months in the year, and the great + gambling public supply the means; but I do not find fault with + the bookmakers because they use their opportunities, or else I + might rave about the iniquity of a godly man who earns in a week + 100,000 from a "corner" in tin, or I might reprobate the quack + who makes no less than 7000 per cent on every box of pills that + he sells. A good man once chatted with me for a whole evening, + and all his talk ran on his own luck in "spotting" shares that + were likely to move upward. Certainly his luck as a gambler had + been phenomenal. I turned the conversation to the Turf case of + Wood <I>v</I>. Cox, and the torrent of eloquence which met me was + enough to drown my intellect in its whirl and rush. My friend was + great on the iniquity of gaming and racing, and I rather fancy + that he proposed to play on the Betting Ring with a mitrailleuse + if ever he had the power. I know he was most sanguinary—and + I smiled. He never for an instant seemed to think that he was + exactly like a backer of horses, and I have no doubt but that his + density is shared by a few odd millions here and there. The + stockbroker is a kind of bookmaker, and the men and women who + patronise both and make their wealth are fools who all may be + lumped under the same heading. I knew of one + outside-broker—a mere bucket-shop keeper—who keeps + 600 clerks constantly employed. That seems to point out rather an + extensive gambling business.</P> + + <P>And now I have tried to clear the ground on one hand a little, + and my last and uttermost good word has been said for the Turf. + With sorrow I say that, after all excuses are made, the cool + observer must own that it is indeed a vast engine of national + demoralization, and the subtle venom which it injects into the + veins of the Nation creeps along through channels of which Lord + Beaconsfield never dreamed. I might call the Turf a canker, but a + canker is only a local ailment, whereas the evils of betting have + now become constitutional so far as the State is concerned. If we + cut out the whole tribe of bookmakers and betting-agents, and + applied such cautery as would prevent any similar growth from + arising in the place wherefrom we excised them, we should do very + little good; for the life-blood of Britain is tainted, and no + superficial remedy can cure her now. I shut my eyes on the + bookmakers, and I only spare attention for the myriads who make + the bookmakers' existence possible—who would evolve new + bookmakers from their midst if we exterminated the present tribe + to-morrow. It is not the professional bettors who cause the + existence of fools; it is the insensate fools who cause the + existence of professional bettors.</P> + + <P>Gambling used to be mainly confined to the upper classes; it + is now a raging disease among that lower middle-class which used + to form the main element of our national strength, and the + tradesman whose cart comes to your area in the morning gambles + with all the reckless abandonment that used to be shown by the + Hon. A. Deuceace or Lady Betty when George the Third was King. + Your clerk, shopman, butcher, baker, barber—especially the + barber—ask their companions, "What have you done on the + Lincoln?" or "How do you stand for the Two Thousand?" just as + ordinary folks ask after each other's health. Tradesmen step out + of their shops in the morning and telegraph to their bookmaker + just as they might to one of their wholesale houses; there is not + a town in broad England which has not its flourishing betting + men, and some very small towns can maintain two or three. The + bookmakers are usually publicans, barbers, or tobacconists; but + whatever they are they invariably drive a capital trade. In the + corner of a smoking-room you may see a quiet, impassive man + sitting daily in a contemplative manner; he does not drink much; + he smokes little, and he appears to have nothing in particular to + worry him. If he knows you well, he will scarcely mind your + presence; men (and boys) greet him, and little, gentle colloquies + take place from time to time; the smartest man could detect + nothing, and yet the noiseless, placid gentleman of the + smoking-room registers thirty or forty bets in a day. That is one + type which I have watched for hours, days, months. There are + dozens of other types, but I need not attempt to sketch them; it + is sufficient to say that the poison has taken hard hold on us, + and that I see every symptom of a national decadence.</P> + + <P>Some one may say, "But you excused the Turf and the betting + men." Exactly. I said that racing is a delightful pastime to + those who go to watch good horses gallop; the miserable thing to + me is seeing the wretches who do not care for racing at all, but + only care for gambling on names and numbers. Let Lord Hartington, + Lord Randolph Churchill, Mr. Chaplin, Mr. Corlett, Mr. + Rothschild, Lord Rosebery, and the rest, go and see the lovely + horses shooting over the turf; by all means let them watch their + own colts and fillies come flying home. But the poor creatures + who muddle away brains, energy, and money on what <I>they</I> are + pleased to term sport, do not know a horse from a mule; they + gamble, as I have said, on names; the splendid racers give them + no enjoyment such as the true sportsman derives, for they would + not know Ormonde from a Clydesdale. To these forlorn beings only + the ignoble side of racing is known; it is sacrilege to call them + sportsmen; they are rotting their very souls and destroying the + remnants of their manhood over a game which they play blindfold. + It is pitiful—most pitiful. No good-natured man will + begrudge occasional holiday-makers their chance of seeing a good + race. Rural and industrial Yorkshire are represented by thousands + at Doncaster, on the St. Ledger day, and the tourists get no + particular harm; they are horsey to the backbone, and they come + to see the running. They criticize the animals and gain topics + for months of conversation, and, if they bet an odd half-crown + and never go beyond it, perhaps no one is much the worse. When + the Duke of Portland allowed his tenantry to see St. Simon gallop + five years ago at Newcastle, the pitmen and artisans thronged to + look at the horse. There was no betting whatever, because no + conceivable odds could have measured the difference between St. + Simon and his opponent, yet when Archer let the multitude see how + fast a horse <I>could</I> travel, and the great thoroughbred + swept along like a flash, the excitement and enthusiasm rose to + fever-pitch. Those men had an unaffected pleasure in observing + the beauty and symmetry and speed of a noble creature, and they + were unharmed by the little treat which the good-natured magnate + provided for them. It is quite otherwise with the mob of + stay-at-home gamblers; they do not care a rush for the horses; + they long, with all the crazy greed of true dupes, to gain money + without working for it, and that is where the mischief comes in. + Cupidity, mean anxieties, unwholesome excitements, gradually sap + the morality of really sturdy fellows—the last shred of + manliness is torn away, and the ordinary human intelligence is + replaced by repulsive vulpine cunning. If you can look at a + little group of the stay-at-homes while they are discussing the + prospects of a race, you will see something that Hogarth would + have enjoyed in his large, lusty fashion. The fair human soul no + longer shines through those shifty, deceitful eyes; the men have, + somehow, sunk from the level of their race, and they make you + think that Swift may-have been right after all. From long + experience I am certain that if a cultured gentleman, accustomed + to high thinking, were suddenly compelled to live among these + dismal beings, he would be attacked by a species of intellectual + paralysis. The affairs of the country are nothing to them; + poetry, art, and all beautiful things are contemptible in their + eyes; they dwell in an obscure twilight of the mind, and their + relaxation, when the serious business of betting is put aside for + awhile, mostly lies in the direction of sheer bawdry and + abomination. It is curious to see the oblique effect which + general degradation has upon the vocabulary of these people; + quiet words, or words that express a plain meaning, are repugnant + to them; even the old-fashioned full-mouthed oaths of our fathers + are tame to their fancy, for they must have something strongly + spiced, and thus they have by degrees fitted themselves up with a + loathly dialect of their own which transcends the comparatively + harmless efforts of the Black Country potter. Foul is not the + word for this ultra-filthy mode of talk—it passes into + depths below foulness. I may digress for a little to emphasize + this point. The latter-day hanger-on of the Turf has introduced a + new horror to existence. Go into the Silver Ring at a suburban + meeting, and listen while two or three of the fellows work + themselves into an ecstasy of vile excitement, then you will hear + something which cannot be described or defined in any terms known + to humanity. Why it should be so I cannot tell, but the + portentous symptom of putridity is always in evidence. As is the + man of the Ring, so are the stay-at-homes. The disease of their + minds is made manifest by their manner of speech; they throw out + verbal pustules which tell of the rank corruption which has + overtaken their nature, and you need some seasoning before you + can remain coolly among them without feeling symptoms of nausea. + There is one peer of this realm—a hereditary legislator and + a patron of many Church livings—who is famous for his skill + in the use of certain kinds of vocables. This man is a living + exemplar of the mysterious effect which low dodging and low + distractions have on the soul. In five minutes he can make you + feel as if you had tumbled into one of Swedenborg's loathsome + hells; he can make the most eloquent of turf thieves feel, + envious, and he can make you awe-stricken as you see how far and + long God bears with man. The disease from which this pleasing + pillar of the State suffers has spread, with more or less + virulence, to the furthermost recesses of our towns, and you must + know the fringe of the Turf world before you can so much as guess + what the symptoms are like.</P> + + <P>Here is a queer kind of a world which has suddenly arisen! + Faith and trust are banished; real honesty is unknown; purity is + less than a name; manliness means no more than a certain + readiness to use the fists. Most of the dwellers in this + atmosphere are punctilious about money payments because they + durst not be otherwise, but the fine flower of real probity does + not flourish in the mephitic air. To lie, to dodge, to take mean + advantages—these are the accomplishments which an ugly + percentage of middle-class youths cultivate, and all the mischief + arises from the fact that they persist in trying to ape the + manners of the most unworthy members of an order to which they do + not belong. It is bad enough when a rich and idle man is bitten + with the taste for betting, but when he is imitated by the + tailor's assistant who carries his clothes home, then we have a + still more unpleasant phenomenon to consider. For it is fatal to + a nation when any large and influential section of the populace + once begin to be confused in their notions of right and wrong. + Not long ago I was struck by noticing a significant instance of + this moral dry rot. An old racing man died, and all the sporting + papers had something to say about him and his career. Now the + best of the sporting journalists are clever and cultured + gentlemen, who give refinement, to every subject that they touch. + But a certain kind of writing is done by pariahs, who are not + much of a credit to our society, and I was interested by the + style in which these scribbling vermin spoke of the dead man. + Their gush was a trifle nauseating; their mean worship of money + gave one a shiver, and the relish with which they described their + hero's exploits would have been comic were it not for the + before-mentioned nausea.</P> + + <P>It seemed that the departed turfite had been—to use + blunt English—a very skilful and successful swindler. He + would buy a horse which took his fancy, and he would run the + animal again and again, until people got tired of seeing such a + useless brute taken down to the starting-point. The handicappers + finally let our schemer's horse in at a trifling weight, and then + he prepared for business. He had trustworthy agents at + Manchester, Nottingham, and Newcastle, and these men contrived, + without rousing suspicion, to "dribble" money into the market in + a stealthy way, until the whole of their commission was worked on + very advantageous terms. The arch-plotter did not show + prominently in the transaction, and he contrived once or twice to + throw dust in the eyes of the very cleverest men. One or two + neatly arranged strokes secured our acute gentleman a handsome + fortune. He missed £70,000 once, by a short head, but this + was the only instance in which his plans seriously failed; and he + was looked up to as an epitome of all the virtues which are most + acceptable in racing circles. Well, had this dodger exhibited the + heroism of Gordon, the benevolence of Lord Shaftesbury, the + probity of Henry Fawcett, he could not have been more bepraised + and bewailed by the small fry of sporting literature. All he had + done in life was to deceive people by making them fancy that + certain good horses were bad ones: strictly speaking, he made + money by false pretences, and yet, such is the twist given by + association with genuine gamblers, that educated men wrote of him + as if he had been a saint of the most admirable order. This + disposition is seen all through the piece: successful roguery is + glorified, and our young men admire "the Colonel," or "the + Captain," or Jack This and Tom That, merely because the Captain + and the Colonel and Jack and Tom are acute rascals who have + managed to make money. Decidedly, our national ideals are in a + queer way. Just think of a little transaction which occurred in + 1887. A noble lord ordered a miserable jockey boy to pull a + horse, so that the animal might lose a race: the exalted guide of + youth was found out, and deservedly packed off the Turf; but it + was only by an accident that the Stewards were able to catch him. + That legislator had funny notions of the duty which he owed to + boyhood: he asked his poor little satellite to play the + scoundrel, and he only did what scores do who are <I>not</I> + found out.</P> + + <P>A haze hangs about the Turf, and all the principles which + should guide human nature are blurred and distorted; the + high-minded, honourable racing men can do nothing or next to + nothing, and the scum work their will in only too many instances. + Every one knows that the ground is palpitating with corruption, + but our national mental disease has so gained ground that some + regard corruption in a lazy way as being inevitable, while + others—including the stay-at-home horse-racers—reckon + it as absolutely admirable.</P> + + <P>Some years ago, a pretty little mare was winning the St. Leger + easily, when a big horse cut into her heels and knocked her over. + About two months afterwards, the same wiry little mare was + running in an important race at Newmarket, and at the Bushes she + was hauling her jockey out of the saddle. There were not many + spectators about, and only a few noticed that, while the mare was + fighting for her head, she was suddenly pulled until she reared + up, lost her place, and reached the post about seventh in a large + field. The jockey who rode the mare, and who made her exhibit + circus gambols, received a thousand pounds from the owner of the + winning horse. Now, there was no disguise about this + transaction—nay, it was rather advertised than otherwise, + and a good many of the sporting prints took it quite as a matter + of course. Why? Simply because no prominent racing man raked up + the matter judicially, and because the ordinary Turf scramblers + accept suspicious proceedings as part of their environment. Mr. + Carlyle mourned over the deadly virus of lying which was emitted + by Loyola and his crew; he might mourn now over the deadly virus + of cheating which is emitted from the central ganglia of the + Turf. The upright men who love horses and love racing are nearly + powerless; the thieves leaven the country, and they have reduced + what was once the finest middle-class in the world to a condition + of stark putridity.</P> + + <P>Before we can rightly understand the degradation which has + befallen us by reason of the Turf, we must examine the position + of jockeys in the community. Lord Beaconsfield, in one of his + most wicked sentences, said that the jockey is our Western + substitute for the eunuch; a noble duke, who ought to know + something about the matter, lately informed the world through the + medium of a court of law with an oath that "jockeys are thieves." + Now, I know one jockey whose character is not embraced by the + duke's definition, and I have heard that there are two, but I am + not acquainted with the second man. The wonder is, considering + the harebrained, slavering folly of the public, that any of the + riding manikins are half as honest as they are; the wonder is + that their poor little horsey brains are not led astray in such + fashion as to make every race a farce. They certainly do try + their best on occasion, and I believe that there are many races + which are <I>not</I> arranged before the start; but you cannot + persuade the picked men of the rascals' corps that any race is + run fairly. When Melton and Paradox ran their tremendous race + home in the Derby, I heard quite a number of intelligent gentry + saying that Paradox should have won but for the adjectived and + participled propensities of his jockey. Nevertheless, although + most devout turfites agree with the emphatic duke, they do not + idolize their diminutive fetishes a whit the less; they worship + the manikin with a touching and droll devotion, and, when they + know him to be a confirmed scamp, they admire his cleverness, and + try to find out which way the little rogue's interest lies, so + that they may follow him. So it comes about that we have amidst + us a school of skinny dwarfs whose leaders are paid better than + the greatest statesmen in Europe. The commonest jockey-boy in + this company of manikins can usually earn more than the average + scholar or professional man, and the whole set receive a good + deal more of adulation than has been bestowed on any soldier, + sailor, explorer, or scientific man of our generation. And what + is the life-history of the jockey? A tiny boy is bound + apprentice, and submitted to the discipline of a training stable; + he goes through the long routine of morning gallops, trials, and + so forth, and when he begins to show signs of aptitude he is put + up to ride for his master in public. If he is a born horseman, + like Archer or Robinson, he may make his mark long before his + indentures are returned to him, and he is at once surrounded by a + horde of flatterers who do their best to spoil him. There is no + cult so distinguished by slavishness, by gush, by lavishness, as + jockey-worship, and a boy needs to have a strong head and sound, + careful advisers, if he is to escape becoming positively + insufferable. When the lad Robinson won the St. Leger, after his + horse had been left at the post, he was made recipient of the + most frantic and silly toadyism that the mind can conceive; the + clever trainer to whom he was apprenticed received £1,500 + for transferring the little fellow's services, and he is now a + celebrity who probably earns a great deal more than Professor + Owen or Mr. Walter Besant. The tiny boy who won the Cesarevitch + on Don Juan received £1,000 after the race, and it must be + remembered that this child had not left school. Mr. Herbert + Spencer has not earned £1,000 by the works that have + altered the course of modern thought; the child Martin picked up + the amount in a lump, after he had scurried for less than five + minutes on the back of a feather-weighted thoroughbred. As the + jockey grows older and is freed from his apprenticeship he + becomes a more and more important personage; if his weight keeps + well within limits he can ride four or five races every day + during the season; he draws five guineas for a win, and three for + the mount, and he picks up an infinite number of unconsidered + trifles in the way of presents, since the turfite, bad or good, + is invariably a cheerful giver. The popular jockey soon has his + carriages, his horses, his valet, and his sumptuous house; + noblemen, millionaires, great dames, and men and women of all + degrees conspire to pamper him: for jockey-worship, when it is + once started, increases in intensity by a sort of geometrical + progression. A shrewd man of the world may smile grimly when he + hears that a popular rider was actually received with royal + honours and installed in the royal box when he went to the + theatre during his honeymoon, but there are the facts. It was so, + and the best people of the fine town in which this deplorable + piece of toadyism was perpetrated were tolerably angry at the + time. If the sporting journalists perform their work of puffery + with skill and care, the worship of the jockey reaches a pitch + that borders on insanity. If General Gordon had returned and + visited such a place as Liverpool or Doncaster during a + race-meeting, he would not have been noticed by the + discriminating crowd if Archer had passed along the street. If + the Prime Minister were to visit any place of public resort while + Watts or Webb happened to be there, it is probable that his + lordship would learn something useful concerning the relative + importance of Her Majesty's subjects. I know for a fact that a + cleverly executed cartoon of Archer, Fordham, Wood, or Barrett + will have at least six times as many buyers as a similar portrait + of Professor Tyndall, Mr. James Payn, M. Pasteur, Lord Salisbury, + Mr. Chamberlain, or any one in Britain excepting Mr. Gladstone. I + do not know how many times the <I>Vanity Fair</I> cartoon of + Archer has been reprinted, but I learn on good authority that, + for years, not a single day has been known to pass on which the + caricature was not asked for. And now let us bring to mind the + plain truth that these jockeys are only uneducated and promoted + stable-boys after all. Is it not a wonder that we can pick out a + single honest man from their midst? Vast sums depend on their + exertions, and they are surrounded by a huge crowd of moneyed men + who will stand at nothing if they can gain their ends; their + unbalanced, sharp little minds are always open to temptation; + they see their brethren amassing great fortunes, and they + naturally fall into line and proceed, when their turn comes, to + grab as much money as they can. Not long ago the inland revenue + officials, after minute investigation, assessed the gains of one + wee creature at £9,000 per year. This pigmy is now + twenty-six years of age, and he earned as much as the Lord + Chancellor, and more than any other judge, until a jury decided + his fate by giving him what the Lord Chief Justice called "a + contemptuous verdict." Another jockey paid income-tax on + £10,000 a year, and a thousand pounds is not at all an + uncommon sum to be paid merely as a retainer. Forty or fifty + years ago a jockey would not have dreamed of facing his employer + otherwise than cap in hand, but the value of stable-boys has gone + up in the market, and Lear's fool might now say, "Handy-Dandy! + Who is your jockey now and who is your master?" The little men + gradually gather a kind of veneer of good manners, and some of + them can behave very much like pocket editions of gentlemen, but + the scent of the stable remains, and, whether the jockey is a + rogue or passably honest, he remains a stable-boy to the end. + Half the mischief on the Turf arises from the way in which these + overpaid, spoilt menials can be bribed, and, certes, there are + plenty of bribers ready. Racing men do not seem able to shake off + the rule of their stunted tyrants. When the gentleman who paid + income-tax on nine thousand a year brought the action which + secured him the contemptuous verdict, the official handicapper to + the Jockey Club declared on oath that the jockey's character was + "as bad as bad can be." The starter and a score of other + witnesses followed in the same groove, and yet this man was + freely employed. Why? We may perhaps explain by inference + presently.</P> + + <P>With this cynically corrupt corps of jockeys and their + hangers-on, it may easily be seen that the plutocrats who + manipulate the Turf wires have an admirable time of it, while the + great gaping mob of zanies who go to races, and zanies who stay + at home, are readily bled by the fellows who have the money and + the "information" and the power. The rule of the Turf is easily + formulated:—"Get the better of your neighbour. Play the + game outwardly according to fair rules. Pay like a man if your + calculations prove faulty, but take care that they shall be as + seldom faulty as possible. Never mind what you pay for + information if it gives you a point the better of other men. Keep + your agents honest if you can, but, if they happen to be + dishonest under pressure of circumstances, take care at any rate + that you are not found out." In short, the Ring is mainly made up + of men who pay with scrupulous honesty when they lose, but who + take uncommonly good care to reduce the chances of losing to a + minimum. Are they in the wrong? It depends. I shall not, at the + present moment, go into details; I prefer to pause and ask what + can be expected to result from the wolfish scheme of Turf + morality which I have indicated. I do not compare it with the + rules which guide our host of commercial middlemen, because, if I + did, I should say that the betting men have rather the best of + the comparison: I keep to the Turf, and I want to know what broad + consequences must emanate from a body which organizes plans for + plunder and veils them under the forms of honesty. An old + hand—the Odysseus of racing—once said to me: "No man + on earth would ever be allowed to take a hundred thousand pounds + out of the Ring: they wouldn't allow it, they wouldn't That young + fool must drop all he's got." We were speaking about a youthful + madman who was just then being plucked to the last feather, and I + knew that the old turfite was right. The Ring is a close body, + and I have only known about four men who ever managed to beat the + confederacy in the long run. There is one astute, taciturn, + inscrutable organizer whom the bookmakers dread a little, because + he happens to use their own methods; he will scheme for a year or + two if necessary until he succeeds in placing a horse + advantageously, and he usually brings off his <I>coup</I> just at + the time when the Ring least like it. "They don't yell like that + when one of mine rolls home," he once said, while the bookmakers + were clamouring with delight over the downfall of a favourite; + and indeed this wily master of deceptions has very often made the + pencillers draw long faces. But the case of the Turf Odysseus is + not by any means typical; the man stands almost alone, and his + like will not be seen again for many a day. The rule is that the + backer must come to grief in the long run, for every resource of + chicanery, bribery, and resolute keenness is against him. He is + there to be plundered; it is his mission in life to lose, or how + could the bookmakers maintain their mansions and carriages? It + matters little what the backer's capital may be at starting, he + will lose it all if he is idiot enough to go on to the end, for + he is fighting against unscrupulous legions. One well-known + bookmaker coolly announced in 1888 that he had written off three + hundred thousand pounds of bad debts. Consider what a man's + genuine business must be like when he can jauntily allude to + three hundred thousands as a bagatelle by the way. That same man + has means of obtaining "information" sufficient to discomfit any + poor gambler who steps into the Ring and expects to beat the + bookmakers by downright above-board dealing. As soon as he begins + to lay heavily against a horse the animal is regarded as doomed + to lose by all save the imbeciles who persist in hoping against + hope. In 1889 this betting man made a dead set at the favourite + for the Two Thousand Guineas. The colt was known to be the best + of his year; he was trained in a stable which has the best of + reputations; his exercise was uninterrupted, and mere amateurs + fancied they had only to lay heavy odds <I>on</I> him in order to + put down three pounds and pick up four. Yet the inexorable + bookmaker kept on steadily taking the odds; the more he betted, + the more money was piled on to the unbeaten horse, and yet few + took warning, although they must have seen that the audacious + financier was taking on himself an appalling risk. Well, the + peerless colt was pulled out, and, on his way to the starting + post, he began to shake blood and matter from his jaws; he could + hardly move in the race, and when he was taken to his quarters a + surgeon let out yet another pint of pus from the poor beast's + jaw. Observe that the shrewdest trainer in England, a crowd of + stable-boys, the horse's special attendant, the horse-watchers at + Kingsclere, and the casual strangers who saw the favourite + gallop—all these knew nothing apparently about that + monstrous abscess, and no one suspected that the colt's jaw had + been splintered. But "information"—always + information—evidently reached one quarter, and the host of + outsiders lost their money. Soon afterwards a beautiful colt that + had won the Derby was persistently backed for the City and + Suburban Handicap. On paper it seemed as if the race might be + regarded as over, for only the last year's Derby winner appeared + to have a chance; but our prescient penciller cared nothing about + paper. Once more he did not trouble himself about betting to + figures; he must have laid his book five times over before the + flag fell. Then the nincompoops who refused to attend to + danger-signals saw that the beautiful colt which had spun over + the same course like a greyhound only ten months before was + unable to gallop at all. The unhappy brute tried for a time, and + was then mercifully eased; the bookmaker would have lost + £100,000 if his "information" had not been accurate, but + that is just the crux—it <I>was</I>. So admirably do the + bookmakers organize their intelligence department that I hardly + know more than three instances in which they have blundered after + they really began to lay fiercely against a horse. They contrive + to buy jockeys, stablemen, veterinary surgeons—indeed, who + can tell whom they do <I>not</I> subsidize? When Belladrum came + striding from the fateful hollow in front of Pretender, there was + one "leviathan" bookmaker who turned green and began to gasp, for + he stood to lose £50,000; but the "leviathan" was spared + the trouble of fainting, for the hill choked the splendid + Stockwell horse, and "information" was once more vindicated, + while Belladrum's backers paid copious tribute. Just two years + before the leviathan had occasion to turn green our Turf Odysseus + really did manage to deceive the great betting corporation with + consummate skill. The whole business throws such a clear light on + Turf ethics that I may repeat it for the benefit of those who + know little about our great national sport—the Sport of + Kings. It was rumoured that Hermit had broken a blood-vessel, and + the animal was stopped for a little in his work. Then Odysseus + and his chief confederate proceeded to seize their chance. The + horse started at 1000 to 15, and it seemed like a million to one + against him, for his rough coat had been left on him, and he + looked a ragged equine invalid. The invalid won, however, by a + neck, the Marquis of Hastings was ruined, and the confederates + won about £150,000.</P> + + <P>As we go over these stories of plot and counterplot, it is + hardly possible to avoid thinking what a singularly high-souled + set of gentry we have got amongst. What ambitions! To trick money + out of somebody's pocket! To wager when you know that you have + made winning certain! The outcome of it all is that, in the + unequal battle between the men who back and the men who lay, the + latter must win; they <I>will</I> win, even if they have to cog + the dice on a pinch; and, moreover, they will not be found out + officially, even though their "secret" is as open as if it were + written across the sky. A strange, hard, pitiless crew are these + same bookmakers. Personally, strange to say, they are, in private + life, among the most kindly and generous of men; their wild life, + with its excitement and hurry, and keen encounters of wits, never + seems to make them anything but thoughtful and liberal when + distress has to be aided; but the man who will go far out of his + way to perform a charitable action will take your very skin from + you if you engage him in that enclosure which is his + battle-ground, and he will not be very particular as to whether + he wins your skin by fair means or foul.</P> + + <P>About two years ago, an exasperating, soft-headed boy brought + a colossal fortune into the Ring. I never pitied him much; I only + longed to see him placed in the hands of a good schoolmaster who + knew how to use a birch. This piteous wretch, with his fatuous + airs of sharpness, was exactly the kind of game that the + bookmakers cared to fly at; he was cajoled and stimulated; he was + trapped at every turn; the vultures flapped round him; and there + was no strong, wise man to give the booby counsel or to drag him + by main force from his fate. There was no pity for the boy's + youth; he was a mark for every obscene bird of prey that haunts + the Turf; respectable betting men gave him fair play, though they + exacted their pound of flesh; the birds of Night gave him no fair + play at all. In a few short months he had poured a quarter of a + million into the bursting pockets of the Ring, and he was at last + "posted" for the paltry sum of £1,400. This tragic farce + was not enacted in a corner; a hundred journals printed every act + as it was played; the victim never received that one hearty + flogging which might have saved him, and the curtain was at last + rung down on a smug, grinning group of bookmakers, a deservedly + ruined spendthrift, and a mob of indifferent lookers-on. So + minutely circumstantial were the newspapers, that we may say that + all England saw a gigantic robbery being committed, and no man, + on the Turf or off, interfered by so much as a sign. Decidedly, + the Ethics of the Turf offer an odd study for the moralist; and, + in passing, I may say that the national ethics are also a little + queer. We ruin a tradesman who lets two men play a game at + billiards for sixpence on licensed premises, and we allow a silly + boy to be rooked of a quarter of a million in nine months, + although the robbery is as well-known as if it were advertised + over the whole front page of <I>The Times</I> day by day.</P> + + <P>In sum, then, we have an inner circle of bookmakers who take + care either to bet on figures alone, or on perfectly accurate and + secret information; we have another circle of sharp owners and + backers, who, by means of modified (or unmodified) false + pretences, succeed at times in beating the bookmakers; we have + then an outer circle, composed partly of stainless gentlemen who + do not bet and who want no man's money, partly of perfectly + honest fellows who have no judgment, no real knowledge, and no + self-restraint, and who serve as prey on which the bookmakers + batten.</P> + + <P>And then we have circle on circle showing every shade of vice, + baseness, cupidity, and blank folly. First, I may + glance—and only glance—at the unredeemed, hopeless + villains who are the immediate hangers-on of the Turf. People + hardly believe that there are thousands of sturdy, able-bodied + men scattered among our great towns and cities who have never + worked, and who never mean to work. In their hoggish way they + feed well and lie warm—the phrase is their own + favourite—and they subsist like odious reptiles, fed from + mysterious sources. Go to any suburban race meeting (I don't care + which you pick) and you will fancy that Hell's tatterdemalions + have got holiday. Whatsoever things are vile, whatsoever things + are roguish, bestial, abominable, belong to the racecourse + loafers. To call them thieves is to flatter them, for their + impudent knavery transcends mere thieving; they have not a + virtue; they are more than dangerous, and, if ever there comes a + great social convulsion, they will let us know of their presence + in an awkward fashion, for they are trained to riot, fraud, + bestiality, and theft, on the fringe of the racecourse.</P> + + <P>Then comes the next line of predatory animals who suck the + blood of the dupes. If you look at one of the daily sporting + papers you will see, on the most important page, a number of + flaming announcements, which will make very comic reading for you + if you have any sense of humour at all. Gentlemen, who usually + take the names of well-known jockeys or trainers, offer to make + your fortune on the most ridiculously easy terms. You forward a + guinea or half-a-guinea, and an obliging prophet will show you + how to ruin the bookmakers. Old Tom Tompkins has a "glorious + success" every week; Joe, and Bill, and Harry, and a good score + more, are always ready to prove that they named the winner of any + given race; one of these fellows advertises under at least a + dozen different names, and he is able to live in great style and + keep a couple of secretaries, although he cannot write a letter + or compose a circular. The <I>Sporting Times</I> will not allow + one of these vermin to advertise in its columns, and it has + exposed all their dodges in the most conclusive and trenchant set + of articles that I ever saw; but other journals admit the + advertisements at prices which seem well-nigh prohibitive, and + they are content to draw from £15 to £20 per day by + blazoning forth false pretences. I have had much fun out of these + "tipsters," for they are deliciously impudent blackguards. A + fellow will send you the names of six horses—all losers; in + two days he will advertise—"I beg to congratulate all my + patrons. This week I was in great form on the whole, and on + Thursday I sent all six winners. A thousand pounds will be paid + to any one who can disprove this statement." Considering that the + sage sent you six losers on the Thursday, you naturally feel a + little surprised at his tempestuously confident challenge. All + the seers are alike; they pick names at haphazard from the + columns of the newspapers, and then they pretend to be in + possession of the darkest stable secrets. If they are wrong, and + they usually are, they advertise their own infallibility all the + more brazenly. I do not exactly know what getting money under + false pretences may be if the proceedings which I have described + do not come under that heading, and I wonder what the police + think of the business. They very soon catch a poor Rommany wench + who tells fortunes, and she goes to gaol for three months. But I + suppose that the Rommany rawnee does not contribute to the + support of influential newspapers. A sharp detective ought to + secure clear cases against at least a dozen of these parasites in + a single fortnight, for they are really stupid in essentials. One + of the brotherhood always sets forth his infallible prophecies + from a dark little public-house bar near Fountain Court. I have + seen him, when I came off a journey, trying to steady his hand at + seven in the morning; his twisted, tortured fingers could hardly + hold the pencil, and he was fit for nothing but to sit in the + stinking dusk and soak whisky; but no doubt many of his dupes + imagined that he sat in a palatial office and received myriads of + messages from his ubiquitous corps of spies. He was a poor, + diseased, cunning rogue; I found him amusing, but I do not think + that his patrons always saw the fun of him.</P> + + <P>And last there comes the broad outer circle, whereof the + thought makes me sad. On that circle are scattered the men who + should be England's backbone, but they are all suffering by + reason of the evil germs wafted from the centre of contagion. Mr. + Matthew Arnold often gave me a good deal of advice; I wish I + could sometimes have given him a little. I should have told him + that all his dainty jeers about middle-class denseness were + beside the mark; all the complacent mockery concerning the + deceased wife's sister and the rest, was of no use. If you see a + man walking right into a deadly quicksand, you do not content + yourself with informing him that a bit of fluff has stuck to his + coat. Mr. Arnold should have gone among the lower middle-class a + trifle more instead of trusting to his superfine imagination, and + then he might have got to know whither our poor, stupid folks are + tending. I have just ended an unpleasantly long spell which I + passed among various centres where middle-class leisure is spent, + and I would not care to repeat the experience for any money. Any + given town will suit a competent observer, for I found scarcely + any vital differences in passing from place to place. It is + tragical and disheartening to see scores of fine lads and men, + full of excellent faculties and latent goodness—and all + under the spell of the dreary Circe of the Turf. I have been for + a year, on and off, among a large circle of fellows whom I really + liked; and what was their staple talk? Nothing but betting. The + paralysis at once of intellect and of the sense of humour which + attacks the man who begins flirting with the gambling Enchantress + struck me with a sense of helplessness. I like to see a race when + it is possible, and I can always keep a kind of picture of a + horse in my eye. Well, I have known a very enthusiastic gentleman + say, "The Bard, sir, The Bard; the big horse, the mighty + <I>bay</I>. He'll smother 'em all." I modestly said, "Do you + think he is big enough?" "Big enough! a giant, sir! Mark my + words, sir, you'll see Bob Peck's colours in triumph on the bay." + I mildly said: "I thought The Bard was a very little one when I + saw him, and he didn't seem bay. He was rather like the colour + you might get by shaking a flour-dredger over a mulberry. Have + you had a look at him?" As usual, I found that my learned friend + had never seen that horse nor any other; he was neglecting his + business, loafing with wastrels, and trying, in a small way, to + imitate the fine strategy of the Colonel and the Captain and + Odysseus. Amongst these bewitched unfortunates, the life of the + soul seems to die away. Once I said to a nice lad, "Do none of + your set ever read anything?" and he made answer, "I don't think + any of them read very much except the <I>Sportsman</I>." That was + true—very true and rather shocking. The <I>Sportsman</I> is + bright enough and good enough in its way, and I read it + constantly; but to limit your literature to the <I>Sportsman</I> + alone—well, it must be cramping. But that is what our fine + young men are mostly doing nowadays; the eager, intellectual life + of young Scotchmen and of the better sort of Englishmen is + unknown: you may wait for a year and you will never hear a word + of talk which is essentially above the intelligence of a hog; and + a man of whom you are fond, purely because of his kindliness, may + bore you in the deadliest manner by drawling on by the hour about + names and weights, the shifting of the odds, and the changes of + luck. The country fairly swarms with clubs where betting goes on + all day, and sometimes all night: the despicable dupes are drawn + in one after another, and they fall into manifold varieties of + mischief; agonized parents pray for help; employers chafe at the + carelessness and pre-occupation of their servants; the dupes sink + to ruin unpitied, and still the crowd steps onward to the gulf of + doom. To think that by merely setting certain noble creatures to + exhibit their speed and staunchness, we should have ended by + establishing in our midst a veritable Inferno! Our faith, our + honour, our manhood, our future as a nation, are being + sacrificed, and all because Circe has read her spell over our + best and most promising souls. And our legislators amuse + themselves with recriminations! We foster a horde of bloodsuckers + who rear their strength on our weakness and our vices. Why should + a drink-seller be kept in check by his having to pay for a + license, while the ruin-seller needs no license, and is not even + required to pay income tax. If licenses to bet were issued at + very heavy prices, and if a crushing fine were inflicted on any + man who made a book without holding a license, we might stamp out + the villainous small fry who work in corners at all events. But + Authority is supreme; the peer and the plutocrat go on unharmed, + while the poor men who copy follies which do not hurt the rich go + right on to the death of the soul.</P> + + <P><I>April, 1889.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='DISCIPLINE' id="DISCIPLINE"></A> + + <H2><I>DISCIPLINE</I>.</H2><BR> + + <P>Of the ancestor generally assigned to us by gentlemen who must + be right—because they say so—we have very few records + save the odd scratches found on bones and stones, and the + remnants of extremely frugal meals eaten ages ago. We gather that + the revered ancestor hunted large game with an audacity which + must have pleased the Rider Haggard of ancient days; at any rate, + some simple soul certainly scratched the record of a famous + mammoth-fight on a tusk, and we can now see a furious beast + charging upon a pigmy who awaits the onset with a coolness quite + superior to Mr. Quatermain's heroics. That Siberian hunter + evidently went out and tried to make a bag for his own hand, and + I have no doubt that he carried out the principle of + individualism until his last mammoth reduced him to pulp. There + is no indication of organization, and, although the men of the + great deltas were able to indulge in oysters with a freedom which + almost makes me regret the advance of civilization and the decay + of Whitstable, yet I cannot trace one record of an orderly + supper-party. This shows how the heathen in his blindness + neglects his natural advantages. Long after the savage of the + tundras passed away we find vestiges of the family; and + thenceforward discipline advances steadily, though with + occasional relapses toward anarchy, until we see the ordered + perfection which enables us to have West-end riots and all-night + sittings of the House of Commons without any trouble whatever. I + do not care much to deal with the times when the members of the + families elected each other promiscuously according to the + success with which they managed to club their neighbours—in + fact, I wish to come as soon as possible to the period when + discipline, as understood by us, was gradually allowed to sway + the lives of men, and when the sections of the race recognized + tacitly the law of the strongest by appointing their best man as + chief. At present we in England are passing through a dangerous + and critical transition stage; a very strong party inclines to + abolish discipline of all sorts, the views of the Continental + anarchists are slowly filtering into our great towns, and, as + soon as such a move is safe, we shall have a large number of + people who will not scruple to cry out for free land, no + taxation, free everything. We have heard so much about rights + lately that some of us are beginning to question within ourselves + as to what rights really are. If a gentleman, no matter how + bookish or eloquent he may be, desires to do away with discipline + altogether, I will give him credit for all the tongue-power which + he happens to possess; but I must ask leave to think for myself + in old-fashioned grooves just a little longer. After all, a + system which—for civilized countries—has been growing + gradually for more thousands of years than we dare compute cannot + be entirely bad, no matter what chance faults we may see. The + generations that have flown into the night may not have possessed + complete wisdom, but they adapted their social systems step by + step to the needs of each new generation, and it requires very + little logic to tell that they would not be likely always to cast + out the good. The noisy orator who gets up and addresses a London + crowd at midnight, yelling "Down with everything!" can hardly + know what he means to destroy. We have come a long way since the + man of the swamps hunted the hairy elephant and burrowed in + caves; that very structure in which the anarchists have taken to + meeting represents sixty thousand years of slow progression from + savagery towards seemliness and refinement and wisdom; and + therefore, bitterly as we may feel the suffering of the poor + orator, we say to him, "Wait a little, and talk to us. I do not + touch politics—I loathe place-hunters and talkers as much + as you do; but you are speaking about reversing the course of the + ages, and you cannot quite manage that. Let us forget the windy + war of the place-hunters, and speak reasonably and in a broad + human way."</P> + + <P>I do not by any means hold with those very robust literary + characters who want to see the principle of stern Drill carried + into the most minute branchings of our complex society. + (By-the-way, these robust gentry always put a capital "D" to the + word "Drill," as though they would have their precious principle + enthroned as an object of reverence, or even of worship.) And I + am inclined to think that not a few of them must have experienced + a severe attack of wrath when they found Carlyle suggesting that + King Friedrich Wilhelm would have laid a stick across the + shoulders of literary men had he been able to have his own way. + The unfeeling old king used to go about thumping people in the + streets with a big cudgel; and Carlyle rather implies that the + world would not have been much the worse off if a stray literary + man here and there could have been bludgeoned. The king flogged + apple-women who did not knit and loafers who were unable to find + work; and our historian apparently fancies that the dignity of + kingship would have been rather enhanced than otherwise had his + hero broken the head of a poet or essayist. This is a clear case + of a disciplinarian suffering from temporary derangement. I + really cannot quite stomach such heroic and sweeping work. + Carlyle, who was a Scotch peasant by birth, raised himself until + he was deservedly regarded as the greatest man of his day, and he + did this by means of literature; yet he coolly sets an ignorant, + cruel, crowned drill-serjeant high above the men of the literary + calling. It is a little too much! Suppose that Carlyle had been + flogged back to the plough-tail by some potentate when he first + went to the University; should we not have heard a good deal of + noise about the business sooner or later? Again, we find Mr. + Froude writing somewhat placidly when he tells us about the men + who were cut to pieces slowly in order that their agony might be + prolonged. The description of the dismemberment of Ballard and + the rest, as given in the "Curiosities of Literature," is too + gratuitously horrible to be read a second time; but Mr. Froude is + convinced that the whole affair was no more than a smart and + salutary lesson given to some obtrusive Papists, and he commends + the measures adopted by Elizabeth's ministers to secure proper + discipline. Similarly the wholesale massacre of the people in the + English northern counties is not at all condemned by the + judicious Mr. Freeman. The Conqueror left a desert where goodly + homesteads and farms had flourished; but we are not any the less + to regard him as a great statesman. I grow angry for a time with + these bold writers, but I always end by smiling, for there is + something very feminine about such shrill expressions of + admiration for force. I like to figure to myself the troubles + which would have ensued had Carlyle lived under the sway of his + precious Friedrich. It was all very well to sit in a comfortable + house in pleasant Chelsea, and enlarge upon the beauties of drill + and discipline; but, had the sage been cast into one of the + noisome old German prisons, and kept there till he was dying, + merely because the kingly disciplinarian objected to a phrase in + a pamphlet, we should have heard a very curious tune from our + great humourist. A man who groaned if his bed was ill-made or his + bacon ill-fried would not quite have seen the beauty of being + disciplined in a foul cellar among swarming vermin.</P> + + <P>The methods of certain other rulers may no doubt appear very + fine to our robust scribblers, but I must always enter my own + slight protest. Ivan the Terrible was a really thorough-paced + martinet who preserved discipline by marvellously powerful + methods. He did not mind killing a few thousands of men at a + time; and he was answerable for several pyramids of skulls which + remained long after his manly spirit had passed away. He + occasionally had prisoners flayed alive or impaled merely by way + of instituting a change; and I think that some graphic British + historian should at once give us a good life of this remarkable + and royal man. The massacre of the revolted peasants would afford + a fine opening to a stern rhetorician; he might lead off + thus—"Dost thou think that this king cared for noble + sentiment? Thou poor creature who canst not look on a man without + turning green with feminine terror, this writer begs to inform + you and all creatures of your sort that law is law and discipline + is discipline, and the divine origin of both is undeniable even + in an age of advertised soap and interminable spouting. Ivan had + no parliamentary eloquence under his control, but he had cold + steel and whips and racks and wheels, and he employed them all + with vigour for the repression of undisciplined scoundrels. He + butchered some thousands of innocent men! Ah, my sentimental + friend, an anarchic mob cannot be ruled by sprinkling rose-water; + the lash and the rope and the stern steel are needed to bring + them to order! When my Noble One, with a glare in his lion eyes, + watched the rebels being skinned alive, he was performing a truly + beneficent function and preparing the way for that vast, noble, + and expansive Russia which we see to-day. The poor long-eared + mortals who were being skinned did not quite perceive the + beneficence at the time. How should they, unhappy long-eared + creatures that they were? Oh, Dryasdust, does any long-eared + mortal who is being skinned by a true King—a Canning, + Königlich, Able Man—does the long-eared one amid his + wriggles ever recognize the scope and transcendent significance + of Kingship? Answer me that, Dryasdust, or shut your eloquent + mouth and go home to dinner."</P> + + <P>That is quite a proper style for a disciplinarian, but I have + not got into the way of using it yet. For, to my limited + intelligence, it appears that, if you once begin praising + Friedrichs and Charlemagnes and Ivans at the rate of a volume or + so per massacre, you may as well go on to Cetewayo and Timour and + Attila—not to mention Sulla and Koffee Kalkalli. I abhor + the floggers and stranglers and butchers; and when I speak of + discipline, I leave them out of count. My business is a little + more practical, and I have no time to refute at length the + vociferations of persons who tell us that a man proves his + capacity of kingship by commanding the extinction or torture of + vast numbers of human creatures. My thoughts are not bent on the + bad deeds—the deeds of blood—wrought out in + bitterness and anguish either long ago or lately; I am thinking + of the immense European fabric which looks so solid outwardly, + but which is being permeated by the subtle forces of decay and + disease. Discipline is being outwardly preserved, but the + destroying forces are creeping into every weak place, and the men + of our time may see strange things. Gradually a certain resolute + body of men are teaching weaker people that even self-discipline + is unnecessary, and that self-reverence, self-knowledge, + self-control are only phrases used by interested people who want + to hold others in slavery. In our England it is plainer every day + that the character of the people is changing. Individual men are + obedient, brave to the death, self-sacrificing, just as they + always were even in our darkest times; but, none the less, it is + too plain that authority ordained by law is dying, and that + authority which rests on vague and fluctuating sentiment gains + power with steady swiftness. The judges sit and retain all their + old confidence; the magistrates sentence daily their batches of + submissive culprits; the policeman rules supreme over the + streets—he scares the flower-girl, and warns the pensive + burglar with the staccato thunder of his monarchical foot. All + seems very firm and orderly; and our largest crowds maintain + their attitude of harmless good-humour when no inflammatory + talkers are there. But the hand has written, and true discipline + cannot survive very much longer unless we rouse ourselves for a + dead-lift effort. Take Parliament at the crown of the social + structure, and the School—the elementary school—at + the foundation, and we cannot feel reassured. All between the + highest and the lowest is moderately sound; the best of the + middle-classes are decent, law-abiding, and steady; the young men + are good fellows in a way; the girls and young women are charming + and virtuous. But the extremities are rotten, and sentiment has + rotted them both. Parliament has become a hissing and a scorn. No + man of any party in all broad England could be found to deny + this, and many would say more. The sentimentalist has said that + loutishness shall not be curbed, that a bawling ruffian who is + silenced is martyred, that every man shall talk as he likes, and + the veto of the Polish Assembly which enabled any one man to ruin + the work of a session is revived in sober, solid England. So it + is that all has gone to wreck; and an assembly once the noblest + on earth is treated with unhidden contempt by the labourer in his + field and the mechanic at his bench. And all this has arisen from + lack of discipline.</P> + + <P>In the School—the lower-class school—things are + much worse. The lowest of the low—the beings who should be + kept in order by sharp, firm kindness and justice—have been + taught to mock at order and justice and to treat kindness as a + sign of weakness. The lads will all soon be ready to aid in + governing the country. May the good powers defend us! What a set + of governors! The son of the aristocrat is easily held in order, + because he knows that any infraction of discipline will be surely + punished; the son and daughter of the decent artizan cause little + trouble to any teacher, because they know that their parents are + on the side of order, and, even if the children are inclined to + be rebellious, they dare not defy the united authority of parents + and teacher. But the child of the thief, the costermonger, the + racecourse swindler, the thriftless labourer, is now practically + emancipated through the action of sentimental persons. He may go + to school or not, as he likes; and, while the decent and orderly + poor are harried by School Board regulations, the rough of the + slum snaps his fingers without fear at all regulations. If one of + the bad boys from the "rookeries" does go to school, he soon + learns that he may take his own way. If he is foul-mouthed, + thievish, indecent, or insolent, and is promptly punished, he + drags his teacher into a police-court, and the sentimentalists + secure a conviction. No one can tell the kind of anarchy that + reigns in some parts of England excepting men who dwell amidst + it; and, to make matters worse, a set of men who may perhaps be + charitably reckoned as insane have framed a Parliamentary measure + which may render any teacher who controls a young rough liable at + once to one hundred pounds fine or six months' imprisonment. This + is no flight of inventive humour on our part; it is plain fact + which may probably be seen in action as law before twelve months + are over.</P> + + <P>Tyranny I abhor, cruelty I abhor—above all, cruelty to + children. But we are threatened at one pole of the State-world + with a tyranny of factioneers who cultivate rudeness and rowdyism + as a science, while at the other pole we are threatened with the + uncontrolled tyranny of the "residuum." We must return to our + common sense; the middle-classes must make themselves heard, and + we must teach the wild spirits who aim at wrecking all order that + safety depends upon the submission of all to the expressed will + of the majority. Debate is free enough—too free—and + no man is ever neglected ultimately if he has anything rational + to say, so that a minority has great power; but, when once a law + is made, it must be obeyed. England is mainly sound; our movement + is chiefly to the good; but this senseless pampering of + loutishness in high and low places is a bad symptom which tends + to such consequences as can be understood only by those who have + learned to know the secret places. If it is not checked—if + anarchists, young and old, are not taught that they must obey or + suffer—there is nothing ahead but tumult, heart-burning, + and wreck.</P> + + <P><I>March, 1889.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='BAD_COMPANY' id="BAD_COMPANY"></A> + + <H2><I>BAD COMPANY</I>.</H2><BR> + + <P>There has been much talk about the insensate youth who boasted + that he had squandered half-a-million on the Turf in a year. The + marvellous journalists who frequent betting resorts printed + hundreds of paragraphs every week explaining the wretched boy's + extravagances—how he lost ten thousand pounds in one + evening at cards; how he lost five thousand on one + pigeon-shooting match; how he kept fifty racehorses in training; + how he made little presents of jewelry to all and sundry of his + friends; how he gaily lost fifteen thousand on a single race, + though he might have saved himself had he chosen; how he never + would wear the same shirt twice. Dear boy! Every day those whose + duty compels them to read newspapers were forced to see such + nauseous stuff, so that a lad's private business became public + property, and no secret was made of matters which were a subject + for grief and scorn. Hundreds of grown men stood by and saw that + boy lose a fortune in two hours, and some forty paragraphs might + have been collected in which the transaction was described in + various terms as a gross swindle. A good shot was killing + pigeons—gallant sport—and the wealthy schoolboy was + betting. When a sign was given by a bookmaker the shooting-man + obeyed, and won or lost according to orders; and every man in the + assembly knew what foul work was being carried on. Did one man + warn the victim? The next day the whole country knew what had + happened, and the names of the thieves were given in almost every + sporting print; but the mischief was done, and the lookers-on + contented themselves with cheap wrath. A few brief months flew + by, and every day saw the usual flock of tributes to the mad + boy's vanity; and now the end has come—a colossal fortune, + amassed by half a century's toil, has gone into the pockets of + all sorts of knaves, and the fatal <I>Gazette</I> showed the end. + The princely fortune that might have done so much good in the + world has gone to fatten the foulest flock of predatory birds + that ever cumbered the earth. Where are the glib parasites who + came to fawn on the poor dolt? Where are the swarms of begging + dandies who clustered around him? Where are the persons who sold + him useless horses? Any one who has eyes can see that they point + their fingers and shrug. Another victim gone—that is + all.</P> + + <P>And now our daily moralizers declare that bad company alone + brought our unhappy subject down. Yes, bad company! The boy might + have grown up into beneficent manhood; he might have helped to + spread comfort and culture and solid happiness among the people; + but he fell into bad company, and he is now pitied and scorned by + the most despicable of the human race; and I observe that one of + his humorous Press patrons advises him to drive a cab. Think of + Gordon nobly spending his pittance among the poor mudlarks; think + of the good Lord Shaftesbury ekeing out his scanty means among + the poor; think of all the gallant souls that made the most of + poverty; and then think of that precious half-million gone to + light fresh fuel under the hotbeds of vice and villainy! Should I + be wrong if I said that the contrast rouses me to indignation and + even horror? And now let us consider what bad company means. + Paradoxical as it may seem, I do not by any means think that bad + company is necessarily made up of bad men. I say that any company + is bad for a man if it does not tempt him to exert his higher + faculties. It is as certain as death that a bodily member which + is left unused shrinks and becomes aborted. If one arm is hung + for a long time in a sling, the muscles gradually fade until the + skin clings closely round the bone. The wing of the huge penguin + still exists, but it is no bigger than that of a wren, and it is + hidden away under the skin. The instances might be multiplied a + thousandfold. In the same way then any mental faculty becomes + atrophied if it is unused. Bad company is that which produces + this atrophy of the finer powers; and it is strange to see how + soon the deadly process of shrinkage sets in. The awful thing to + think of is that the cramp may insensibly be set in action by a + company which, as I have said, is composed of rather estimable + people. Who can forget Lydgate in "Middlemarch"? There is a type + drawn by a woman of transcendent genius; and the type represents + only too many human wrecks. Lydgate was thrown into a respectable + provincial society; he was mastered by high ambition, he + possessed great powers, and he felt as though he could move the + mocking solidities of the world. Watch the evolution of his long + history; to me it is truly awful in spite of its gleams of + brightness. The powerful young doctor, equipped in frock-coat and + modern hat, plays a part in a tragedy which is as moving as any + ever imagined by a brooding, sombre Greek. As you read the book + and watch the steady, inexorable decline of the strong man, you + feel minded to cry out for some one to save him—he is alive + to you, and you want to call out and warn him. When the bitter + end comes, you cannot sneer as Lydgate does—you can hardly + keep back the tears. And what is it all about? It simply comes to + this, that a good strong man falls into the bad company of a + number of fairly good but dull people, and the result is a + tragedy. Rosamund Vincy is a pattern of propriety; Mrs. Vincy is + a fat, kindly soul; Mr. Vincy is a blustering good-natured + middle-class man. There is no particular harm among the whole + set, yet they contrive to ruin a great man; they lower him from a + great career, and convert him into a mere prosperous gout-doctor. + Every high aspiration of the man dies away. His wife is + essentially a commonplace pretty being, and she cannot understand + the great heart and brain that are sacrificed to her; so the + genius is forced to break his heart about furniture and carpets + and respectability, while the prim pretty young woman who causes + the ghastly death of a soul goes on fancying herself a model of + good sense and virtue and all the rest. "Of course I should like + you to make discoveries," she says; but she only shudders at the + microscopic work. When the financial catastrophe comes, she has + the great soul at her mercy, and she stabs him—stabs him + through and through—while he is too noble and tender to + make reply. Ah, it is pitiful! Lydgate is like too many others + who are stifling in the mud of respectable dullness. The fate of + those men proves what we have asserted, that bad company is that + which does not permit the healthful and fruitful development of a + soul. Take the case of a brilliant young man who leaves the + University and dives into the great whirlpool of London. Perhaps + he goes to the Bar, and earns money meantime by writing for the + Press. The young fellows who swarm in the London + centres—that is, the higher centres—are gentlemen, + polished in manner and strict as to the code of honour, save + perhaps as regards tradesmen's bills; no coarse word or accent + escapes them, and there is something attractive about their merry + stoicism. But they make bad company for a young and high-souled + man, and you may see your young enthusiast, after a year of + town-life, converted into a cynic who tries to make game of + everything. He talks lightly of women, because that is considered + as showing a spirit of superiority; he is humorous regarding the + state of his head on the morning after a late supper; he can give + you slangy little details about any one and every one whom you + may meet at a theatre or any other public place; he is somewhat + proud when some bellowing, foul-mouthed bookmaker smiles suavely + and inquires, "Doing anything to-day, sir?" Mark you, he is still + a charming young fellow; but the bloom has gone from his + character. He has been in bad company.</P> + + <P>Let it be remembered that bad company may be pleasant at + first; and I can easily give the reason for that, although the + process of thinking out the problem is a little complicated. The + natural tendency of our lower nature is toward idleness; our + higher nature drives us to work. But no man ever attained the + habit of work without an effort. If once that effort is + slackened, then the lower nature gains sway by degrees and + idleness creeps in. Idleness is the beginning of almost every + form of ill, and the idlest man dashes down the steep to ruin + either of body or soul, perhaps of both. Now the best of + us—until our habits are formed—find something + seductive in the notion of idleness; and it is most marvellous to + observe how strongly we are apt to be drawn by a fascinating idle + man. By-the-way, no one would accuse the resident Cambridge + professors of being slothful, yet one brilliant idle man of + genius said, "When I go to Cambridge, I affect them all with a + murrain of idleness. I should paralyze the work of the place if I + were resident." To return—it appears that the best of men, + especially of youthful men, feel the subtle charm of an + invitation to laziness. The man who says, "It's a sin to be + indoors to-day; let us row up to the backwater and try a smoke + among the willows;" or the one who says, "Never mind mathematics + to-night; come and have a talk with me," is much more pleasing + than the stern moralist. Well, it happens that the most dangerous + species of bad company is the species Idler. Look round over the + ranks of the hurtful creatures who spoil the State, corrupt and + sap the better nature of young men, and disgrace the name of our + race. What are they all but idlers pure and simple? Idleness, + idleness, the tap-root of misery, sin, villainy! Note the gambler + at Monte Carlo, watching with tense but impassive face as the red + and the black take the advantage by turns—he is an idler. + The roaring bookmaker who contaminates the air with his cries, + and who grows wealthy on the spoil of fools—he is an idler. + The silly beings who crowd into the betting-shops and lounge till + morning in the hot air; the stout florid person who passes from + bar to bar in a commercial town; the greasy scoundrel who + congregates with his mates at street corners; the unspeakable + dogs who prowl at night in London and snatch their prey in lonely + thoroughfares; the "jolly" gangs of young men who play cards till + dawn in provincial club-rooms; even the slouching poacher who + passes his afternoons in humorous converse at the + ale-house—they are all idlers, and they all form bad + company for anybody who comes within range of their influences. + We are nearing the point of our demonstration. The youth is at + first attracted by the charm of mere laziness, but he does not + quite know it. Look at the case of the lad who goes fresh from + school to the city, and starts life at seventeen years of age. We + will say that he lives in a suburb of some great town. At first + he returns home at night full of quite admirable resolves; he + intends to improve himself and advance himself in the world. But + on one fine evening a companion suggests a stroll, and it happens + that billiards are suggested. Away goes the youngster into that + flash atmosphere through which sharp, prematurely-aged features + loom so curiously; he hears the low hum, he sees the intense + eagerness and suspense of the strikers, and he learns to like the + place. After a while he is found there nightly; his general style + is low, his talk is that of the music-hall—the ineffable + flash air has taken the place of his natural repose. He ought to + be studying as many languages as possible, he ought to be + watching the markets abroad, or he should be reading the latest + science if he is engaged in practical work. But no—he is in + bad company, and we find him at eight-and-twenty a disappointed, + semi-competent man who grumbles very much about the Germans.</P> + + <P>If we go to the lower classes, we observe the same set of + phenomena. A young workman is chatting with his friends in a + public-house on Saturday night; he rises to go at half-past nine, + but his comrades pull him down. "Make it eleven o'clock," they + say. He drinks fast in the last hour, and is then so exhilarated + that he probably conveys a supply of beer home. On Sunday morning + he feels muddled, heavy, a little troubled with nausea; his mates + hail him joyously, and then the company wait with anxiety until + the public-houses are open; then the dry throats are eased and + the low spirits raised, and the game goes on till three. In the + afternoon the young workman sleeps, and when he wakes up he is so + depressed that he goes out and meets his mates again. Once more + he is persuaded to exceed, but he reckons on having a good long + sleep. With aching head and fevered hands he makes a wild rush + next morning, and arrives at the shop only to find himself shut + out. He is horrified and doleful, when up come a few of his + friends. They laugh the matter off. "It's only a quarter lost! + There's time for a pint before we go in." So the drinking is + begun again, and the men have none of the delicacy and steadiness + of hand that are needed. Is it not an old story? The loss of + "quarters," half-days, and days goes on; then Saint Monday comes + to be observed; then the spoiled young man and his merry crew + begin to draw very short wages on Saturdays; then the foreman + begins to look askance as the blinking uneasy laggard enters; and + last comes the fatal quiet speech, "You won't be required on + Monday." Bad company! As for the heartbreaking cases of young men + who go up to the Universities full of bright hope and equipped at + all points splendidly, they are almost too pitiful. Very often + the lads who have done so well that subscriptions are raised for + them are the ones who go wrong soonest. A smart student wins a + scholarship or two, and his parents or relatives make a dead-lift + effort to scrape money so that the clever fellow may go well + through his course. At the end of a year the youth fails to + present any trophies of distinction; he comes home as a lounger; + this is "slow" and the other is "slow," and the old folk are + treated with easy contempt. Still there is hope—so very + brilliant a young gentleman must succeed in the end. But the + brilliant one has taken up with rich young cads who affect + bull-terriers and boxing-gloves; he is not averse from a + street-brawl in the foggy November days; he can take his part in + questionable choruses; he yells on the tow-path or in the pit of + the theatre, and he is often shaky in the morning after a dose of + very bad wine. All the idleness and rowdyism do not matter to + Brown and Tomkins and the rest of the raffish company, for they + only read for the pass degree or take the poll; but the + fortunes—almost the lives—of many folk depend on our + young hopeful's securing his Class, and yet he fritters away time + among bad talk, bad habits, bad drink, and bad tobacco. Then come + rumours of bills, then the crash, and the brilliant youth goes + down, while Brown and Tomkins and all the rowdies say, "What a + fool he was to try going our pace!" Bad company!</P> + + <P>I should therefore say to any youth—"Always be doing + something—bad company never do anything; and thus, if you + are resolved to be always doing something useful, it follows that + you will not be among the bad company." This seems to me to be + conclusive; and many a broken heart and broken life might have + been kept sound if inexperienced youths were only taught thus + much continually.</P> + + <P><I>October, 1888.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='GOOD_COMPANY' id="GOOD_COMPANY"></A> + + <H2><I>GOOD COMPANY</I>.</H2><BR> + + <P>Let it be understood that I do not intend to speak very much + about the excellent people who are kind enough to label + themselves as "Society," for I have had quite enough experience + of them at one time and another, and my impressions are not of a + peculiarly reverential kind. "Company" among the set who regard + themselves as the cream of England's—and consequently of + the world's—population is something so laborious, so + useless, so exhausting that I cannot imagine any really rational + person attending a "function" (that is the proper name) if + Providence had left open the remotest chance of running away; at + any rate, the rational person would not endure more than one + experience. For, when the clear-seeing outsider looks into + "Society," and studies the members who make up the little clique, + he is smitten with thoughts that lie too deep for tears—or + laughter. A perfectly fresh mind, when brought to bear on the + "Society" phenomenon, asks, "What are these people? What have + they done? What are they particularly fitted for? Is there + anything noble about them? Is their conversation at all charming? + Are any of them really happy?" And to all of these queries the + most disappointing answers must be returned. Take the men. Here + is a marquis who is a Knight of the Garter. He has held offices + in several Cabinets; he can control the votes spread over a very + large slice of a county, and his income amounts to some trifle + like one hundred and eighty thousand pounds per year. We may + surely expect something of the superb aristocratic grace here, + and surely a chance word of wit may drop from a man who has been + in the most influential of European assemblies! Alas! The + potentate crosses his hand over his comfortable stomach, and his + contributions to the entertainment of the evening amount to + occasional ejaculations of "Ugh! Ugh!" "Hah!" "Hey!" "Exactly!" + "Ugh! Ugh!" In the higher spheres of intellect and breeding I + have no doubt but that "Ugh! Ugh!" "Hah!" "Hey!" may have some + profound significance; but, to say the least, it is not obviously + weighty. The marchioness is sweet in manner, grave, reposeful, + and with a flash of wit at disposal—not too obvious + wit—that would offend against the canon which ordains + restraint; but she might, one thinks, become tiresome in an hour. + No one could say that her manners were anything but absolutely + simple, yet the very simplicity is so obviously maintained as a + sort of gymnastic effort that it tires us only to study it. Then + here is a viscount, graceful, well-set, easy in his pose, talking + with a deep voice, and lisping to the faintest degree. He has + owned some horses, caused some scandals, waltzed some waltzes, + and eaten a very large number of good dinners: he has been + admired by many, hated by many, threatened by many, and he would + not be admitted to any refined middle-class home; yet here he is + in his element, and no one would think of questioning his + presence. He never uttered a really wise or helpful word in his + life, he never did anything save pamper himself—his + precious self—and yet he is in "Society," and reckoned as + rather an authority too! These are only types, but, if you run + through them all, you must discover that only the sweet and + splendid girls who have not had time to be spoilt and soured are + worth thinking about. If there is dancing, it is of course + carried out with perfect grace and composure; if there is merely + an assembly, every one looks as well as possible, and every one + stares at every one else with an air as indifferent as possible. + But the child of nature asks in wild bewilderment, "Where on + earth does the human companionship come in?" Young girls are + nowadays beginning to expect bright talk from their partners, and + the ladies have a singularly pretty way of saying the most biting + things in a smooth and unconcerned fashion when they find a dunce + beginning to talk platitudes or to patronize his partner; but the + middle generation are unspeakably inane; and the worst is that + they regard their inanity as a decided sign of distinction. A + grave man who adds a sense of humour to his gravity may find a + sort of melancholy entertainment if he listens to a pair of + thorough-paced "Society" gentry. He will learn that you do not go + to a "function" to please others or to be pleased yourself; you + must not be witty—that is bad form; you must not be quietly + in earnest—that is left to literary people; you must not + speak plain, direct truth even in the most restrained + fashion—that is to render yourself liable to be classified + as a savage. No. You go to a "function" in order, firstly, to see + who else is there; secondly, to let others see you; thirdly, to + be able to say to absentees that you saw they were not there; + fourthly, to say, with a liquid roll on the "ll," "She's looking + remarkably wellll." These are the great and glorious duties of + the Society person. A little funny creature was once talking to a + writer of some distinction. The little funny man would have been + like a footman if he had been eight inches taller, for his + manners savoured of the pantry. As it was, he succeeded in + resembling a somewhat diminutive valet who had learnt his style + and accent from a cook. The writer, out of common politeness, + spoke of some ordinary topic, and the valet observed with honest + pride, "<I>We</I> don't talk about that sort of thing." The + writer smiled grimly from under his jutting brows, and he + repeated that valet's terrific repartee for many days. The actual + talk which goes on runs in this way, "Quite charming weather!" + "Yes, very." "I didn't see you at Lady Blank's on Tuesday?" "No; + we could hardly arrange to suit times at all." "She was looking + uncommonly well. The new North-Country girl has come out." "So + I've heard." "Going to Goodwood?" "Yes. We take Brighton this + time with the Sendalls." And so on. It dribbles for the + regulation time, and, after a sufficient period of mortal + endurance, the crowd disperse, and proceed to scandalize each + other or to carry news elsewhere about the ladies who were + looking "remarkably well-l-l."</P> + + <P>As for the dreadful crushes, what can one say? The absurd + rooms where six hundred people try to move about in a space meant + for three hundred; the staircase a Black-Hole tempered by + flowers; the tired smile of the hostess; the set simper of + long-recked shaven young men; the patient, tortured hypocrisy of + hustled and heated ladies; the babble of scrappy nothings; the + envy, hatred, malice, and all uncharitableness; the magnificence + turned into meanness; the lack of all feeling of home, and the + discontented dispersal of ungrateful people—are these the + things to occupy life? Are these the things to interest any manly + man who is free to act for himself? Hardly.</P> + + <P>But our "company" refers to the meeting of human souls and + hearts, and not to the meeting of a fortuitous concourse of male + and female evening-dresses. I have now before me a very brilliant + published account of a reception at George Eliot's house. Those + assemblies were company, and company of the finest kind. The + exaggerated fuss made by the sibyl's husband in order to secure + silence while she was speaking sometimes became a little + embarrassing when men of a humorous turn were there; but + nevertheless the best in England met in that drawing-room, and + all that was highest in literature, science, and art was talked + over in graceful fashion. The sniffing drawl of Society and the + impudent affectation of cynicism were not to be found; and grave + men and women—some of them mournful enough, it may + be—agreed to make the useful hours fleet to some profit. No + man or woman in England—or in Europe for that + matter—was unwilling to enter that modest but brilliant + assemblage, and I wish some one could have taken minute notes, + though that of course would have been too entirely shocking. When + I think of that little deep-voiced lady gathering the choicest + spirits of her day together, and keeping so many notes in tuneful + chime, I hardly know whether to use superlatives of admiration + about her or superlatives of contempt about the fribbles who + crush each other on staircases and babble like parrots in an + aviary. If we cast back a little, we have another example of an + almost perfect company. People have talked of Johnson, Burke, + Boswell, Beauclerc, and Goldsmith until the subject is growing a + thought stale; but, unless a reader takes Boswell and reads the + book attentively after he has come to maturity, he can hardly + imagine how fine was that admirable company. They were men of + high aims and strong sense; they talked at their very best, and + they talked because they wished to attain clear views of life and + fate. The old gladiator sometimes argued for victory, but that + was only in moments of whim, and he was always ready to + acknowledge when he was in error. Those men may sometimes have + drunk too much wine; they may have spoken platitudes on occasion; + but they were good company for each other, and the hearty, manly + friendship which all but poor Goldsmith and Boswell felt for + every one else was certainly excellent. Assemblies like the Club + are impossible nowadays; but surely we might find some + modification suited even to our gigantic intellects and our + exaggerated cleverness! I have defined bad company; I may define + good company as that social intercourse which tends to bring out + all that is best in man. I have said my bitter word about the + artificial society of the capital; but I never forget the lovely + quiet circles which meet in places far away from the blare of the + city. In especial I may refer to the beautiful family assemblies + which are almost self-centred. The girls are all at home, but the + boys are scattered. Harry writes from India, with all sorts of + gossip from Simla, and many longings for home; a neighbour calls, + and the Indian letter gives matter for pleasant half-melancholy + chat. Then the quiet evening passes with books and placid casual + talk; the nerves from the family stretch perhaps all over the + world, but all the threads converge on one centre. This life is + led in many places, and the folk who so live are good company + among themselves, and good company for all who meet them.</P> + + <P>The very thought of the men who are usually described in set + slang phrases is enough to arouse a shudder. The loud wit who + cracks his prepared witticisms either at the head of a + tavern-table or in private society is a mere horror. The tavern + men of the commercial traveller class are very bad, for their + mirth is prepared; their jokes have run the length and breadth of + the United Kingdom, and they are not always prepared to sacrifice + the privilege of being coarse which used to be regarded as the + joker's prerogative. In moving about the world I have always + found that the society of the great commercial room set up for + being jolly, but I could never exactly perceive where the jollity + entered. Noise, sham gentility, the cackle of false laughter were + there; but the strong, sincere cheerfulness of friendly + men—never! Yet the tavern humourist, or even the club + joker, is as nothing compared with the true professional wit. Who + can remember that story about Theodore Hook and the orange? Hook + wrote a note to the hostess, saying, "Ask me at dinner if I will + venture on an orange." The lady did so, and then the brilliant + wit promptly made answer, "I'm afraid I should tumble off." A + whole volume of biography is implied in that one gruesome and + vulgar anecdote. In truth, the professional wit is no company at + all; he has the effect of a performing monkey suddenly planted on + the table, and his efforts are usually quite on a level with the + monkey's.</P> + + <P>Among the higher Bohemian sets—Bohemian they call + themselves, as if there ever was a Bohemian with five hundred a + year!—good company is common. I may say, with fear and much + trembling, that the man of letters, the man who can name you all + the Restoration comedies or tell you the styles of the + contemporaries of Alan Chartier is a most terrible being, and I + should risk sharks rather than remain with him on a desolate + island; but a mixed set of artists, musicians, verse-makers, + novelists, critics—yea, even critics—contrive usually + to make an unusually pleasant company. They are all so clever + that the professional wit dares not raise his voice lest some + wielder of the bludgeon should smite him; no long-winded talk is + allowed, and, though a bore may once be admitted to the company, + he certainly will never be admitted more than once. The talk + ranges loosely from point to point, and yet a certain sequence is + always observed; the men are freed from conventions; they like + each other and know each other's measure pretty well; so the + hours fly in merry fashion, and the brethren who carried on the + symposium go away well pleased with themselves and with each + other. There can be no good company where the capacity for + general agreement is carried too far in any quarter. Unity of + aim, difference of opinion—those are the elements that make + men's conversations valuable. Last of all, I must declare that + there can be no good company unless women are present. The + artists and authors and the rest are all very well in their way, + but the dexterous unseen touch of the lady is needed; and no man + can reckon himself fit to converse at all unless he has been + taught by women's care, and gently reproved by women's impalpable + skill. Young men of our day are beginning to think it childish or + tedious to mix much in women's society; the consequence is that, + though many of them go a long way toward being gentlemen, too + many are the merest cubs that ever exhibited pure loutishness in + conversation. The subtle blending, the light give-and-take of + chat between men and women is the true training which makes men + graceful of tongue, kindly in the use of phrases, and, I believe, + pure in heart.</P> + + <P><I>October, 1888.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='GOING_A_WALKING' id="GOING_A_WALKING"></A> + + <H2><I>GOING A-WALKING.</I></H2><BR> + + <P>One of the most pestilent of all social nuisances is the + athlete who must be eternally performing "feats," and then + talking about them. He goes to the Alps, and, instead of looking + at the riot of sunset colour or the immortal calm of the + slumbering peaks, he attempts performances which might be amusing + in a circus of unlimited size, but which are not in the least + interesting when brought off on the mighty declivities of the + great hills. One of these gentlemen takes up a quarter of a + volume in telling us how he first of all climbed up a terrible + peak, then fell backwards and slid down a slope of eight hundred + feet, cutting his head to the bone, and losing enough blood to + make him feel faint The same gentleman had seen two of his + companions fly into eternity down the grim sides of the same + mountain; but he must needs climb to the top, not in order to + serve any scientific purpose, or even to secure a striking view, + but merely to say he had been there. After an hour on the summit + of the enormous mass of stone, he came down; and I should have + liked to ask him what he reckoned to be the net profit accruing + to him for his little exploit. Wise men do not want to clamber up + immense and dangerous Alps; there is a kind of heroic lunacy + about the business, but it is not useful, and it certainly is not + inviting. If a thoughtful man goes even in winter among the + mountains, their vast repose sinks on his soul; his love of them + never slackens, and he returns again and again to his haunts + until time has stiffened his joints and dulled his eyes, and he + prepares to go down into the dust of death. But the wise man has + a salutary dislike of break-neck situations; he cannot let his + sweet or melancholy fancies free while he is hanging on for dear + life to some inhospitable crag, so he prefers a little moderate + exercise of the muscles, and a good deal of placid gazing on + scenes that ennoble his thoughts and make his imagination more + lofty. One of the mountain-climbing enthusiasts could not + contrive to break his neck in Europe, so, with a gallantry worthy + of a better cause, he went to South America and scaled + Chimborazo. He could not quite break his neck even in the Andes, + but he no doubt turned many athletic friends yellow with envy. + Yet another went to the Caucasus, and found so many charming and + almost deadly perils there that he wants numbers of people to go + out and share his raptures.</P> + + <P>The same barren competitive spirit breaks out in other + directions. Men will run across the North Sea in a five-ton boat, + though there are scores of big and comfortable steamers to carry + them: they are cramped in their tiny craft; they can get no + exercise; their limbs are pained; they undergo a few days of + cruel privation—and all in order that they may tell how + they bore a drenching in a cockboat. On the roads in our own + England we see the same disposition made manifest. The bicyclist + tears along with his head low and his eyes fixed just ahead of + the tyre of his front wheel; he does not enjoy the lovely + panorama that flits past him, he has no definite thought, he only + wants to cover so many miles before dark; save for the fresh air + that will whistle past him, thrilling his blood, he might as well + be rolling round on a cinder track in some running-ground. But + the walker—the long-distance walker—is the most + trying of all to the average leisurely and meditative citizen. He + fits himself out with elaborate boots and ribbed stockings; he + carries resin and other medicaments for use in case his feet + should give way; his knapsack is unspeakably stylish, and he + posts off like a spirited thoroughbred running a trial. His one + thought is of distances; he gloats over a milestone which informs + him that he is going well up to five and a half miles per hour, + and he fills up his evening by giving spirited but somewhat + trying accounts of the pace at which he did each stage of his + pilgrimage. In the early morning he is astir, not because he + likes to see the diamond dew on the lovely trees or hear the + chant of the birds as they sing of love and thanksgiving—he + wants to make a good start, so that he may devour even more of + the way than he did the day before. In any one lane that he + passes through there are scores of sights that offer a harvest to + the quiet eye; but our insatiable athlete does not want to see + anything in particular until the sight of his evening steak fills + him with rapture. If the most patient and urbane of men were shut + up with one of these tremendous fellows during a storm of rain, + he would pray for deliverance before a couple of hours went by; + for the competitive athlete's intelligence seems to settle in his + calves, and he refers to his legs for all topics which he kindly + conceives to possess human interest. Of course the swift walker + may become a useful citizen should we ever have war; he will + display the same qualities that were shown by the sturdy + Bavarians and Brandenburgers who bore those terrible marches in + 1870 and swept MacMahon into a deadly trap by sheer endurance and + speed of foot; but he is not the ideal companion.</P> + + <P>Persons who are wise proceed on a different plan; they wish to + make the most of every moment, and, while they value exercise, + they like to make the quickened currents of their blood feed a + receptive and perhaps somewhat epicurean brain. To the judicious + man our lovely country affords a veritable harvest of + delights—and the delights can be gained with very little + trouble. I let the swift muscular men hurry away to the Tyrol or + the Caucasus or the Rocky Mountains, or whithersoever else they + care to go, and I turn to our own windy seashore or quiet lanes + or flushed purple moorlands. I do not much care for the babble of + talk at my elbow; but one good companion who has cultivated the + art of keeping silent is a boon. Suppose that you follow me on a + roundabout journey. Say we run northward in the train and resolve + to work to the south on foot; we start by the sea, and foot it on + some fine gaudy morning over the springy links where the grass + grows gaily and the steel-coloured bent-grass gleams like the + bayonets of some vast host. The fresh wind sings from the sea and + flies through the lungs and into the pores with an exhilarating + effect like that of wine; the waves dance shoreward, glittering + as if diamonds were being pelted down from the blue arch above; + the sea-swallows sweep over the bubbling crests like flights of + silver arrows. It is very joyous. You have set off early, of + course, and the rabbits have not yet turned into their holes for + their day-long snooze. Watch quietly, and you may perhaps see how + they make their fairy rings on the grass. One frolicsome brown + rogue whisks up his white tail, and begins careering round and + round; another is fired by emulation and joins; another and + another follow, and soon there is a flying ring of merry little + creatures who seem quite demented with the very pleasure of + living. One bounds into the air with a comic curvet, and comes + down with a thud; the others copy him, and there is a wild maze + of coiling bodies and gleaming white tails. But let the + treacherous wind carry the scent of you down on the little + rascals and you will see a change. An old fellow sits up like a + kangaroo for an instant, looking extremely wise and vigilant; he + drops and kicks the ground with a sharp thud that can be heard a + long way off; the terror of man asserts itself in the midst of + that pure, peaceful beauty, and the whole flock dart off in + agitated fashion till they reach their holes; then they seem to + look round with a sarcastic air, for they know that you could not + even raise a gun to your shoulder in time to catch one of them + before he made his lightning dive into the darksome depths of the + sand-hill. How strange it is that meditative men like to watch + the ways of wild things! White of Selborne did not care much for + killing anything in particular; he enjoyed himself in a beautiful + way for years, merely because he had learned to love the pretty + creatures of fen and meadow and woodland. Mr. Russell Lowell can + spend a happy day in watching through his glass the habits of the + birds that haunt his great garden; he does not want a gun; he + only cares to observe the instincts which God has implanted in + the harmless children of the air. On our walking tour we have + hundreds of chances to see the mystic mode of life pursued by the + creatures that swarm even in our crowded England; and if we use + our eyes we may see a score of genuine miracles every day.</P> + + <P>On the pleasant "links" there is always something new to draw + the eye. Out on the flashing sea a ship rolls bravely away to + north or south; her sails are snowy in certain lights, and then + in an instant she stands up in raiment of sooty black. You may + make up a story about her if you are fanciful. Perhaps she is + trailing her way into the deep quiet harbour which you have just + left, and the women are waiting until the rough bearded fellows + come lumbering up the quay. Perhaps she was careering over the + rushing mountain waves to the southward of the desolate Horn only + a few weeks ago, and the men were counting the days wearily, + while the lasses and wives at home sighed as the wind scourged + the sea in the dreary night and set all the rocks thundering with + the charges of mad surges. A little indulgence of the fancy does + you no harm even though you may be all wrong; very likely the + skipper of the glad-looking vessel is tipsy, maybe he has just + been rope's-ending his cabin-boy or engaging in some equally + unpoetic pursuit; still no one is harmed by idealizing a little, + and so, by your leave, we will not alter our crude romance of the + sailor-men. Meantime, as you go on framing poetic fancies, there + is a school of other poets up above you, and they are composing + their fantasies at a pretty rate. The modest brown lark sits + quietly amid the sheltering grass, and will hardly stir, no + matter how near her you may go; but her mate, the glorious + singer, is far away up toward the sun, and he shouts in his + joyous ecstasy until the heaven is full of his exquisite joyance. + Imagine how he puts his heart into his carol! He is at least a + mile above you, and you can hear him over a radius of half a + mile, measured from the place where he will drop. The little + poets chant one against the other, and yet there is no discord, + for the magic of distance seems to harmonize song with song, and + the tumult soothes instead of exciting you. Who is the poet who + talks of "drawing a thread of honey through your heart"? It is a + quaint, conceited phrase, and yet somehow it gives with absurd + felicity some idea of the lark's song. They massacre these + innocents of the holy choir by thousands, and put them in + puddings for Cockneys to eat. The mere memory of one of those + beatified mornings makes you want to take the blood of the first + poulterer whom you find exposing a piteous string of the + exquisite darlings. But we must not think of blood, or taxes, or + German bands, or political speeches, or any other abomination, + for our walk takes us through flowery regions of peace.</P> + + <P>Your muscles tighten rarely as you stump on over the elastic + herbage; two miles an hour is quite enough for your modest + desires, especially as you know you can quicken to four or five + whenever you choose. As the day wears on, the glorious open-air + confusion takes possession of your senses, your pulses beat with + spirit, and you pass amid floating visions of keen colour, soft + greenery, comforting shades. The corn rustles on the margin where + the sandy soil ceases; the sleepy farmhouses seem to 'give you a + lazy greeting, and the figures of the labourers are like natural + features of the landscape. Everything appears friendly; it may be + that the feeling of kindness and security arises from your + physical well-being, but it is there all the same, and what can + you do more than enjoy? Perhaps in the midst of your confused + happiness your mind begins acting on its own account, and quite + disregards its humble companion, the body. Xavier de Maistre's + mind always did so, and left what Xavier called the poor + <I>bête</I> of a carcass to take care of itself; and all of + us have to experience this double existence at times. Then you + find the advantages of knowing a great deal of poetry. I would + not give a rush for a man who merely pores over his poets in + order to make notes or comments on them; you ought to have them + as beloved companions to be near you night and day, to take up + the parable when your own independent thought is hazy with + delight or even with sorrow. As you tramp along the whistling + stretches amid the blaze of the ragworts and the tender passing + glances of the wild veronica, you can take in all their + loveliness with the eye, while the brain goes on adding to your + pleasure by recalling the music of the poets. Perhaps you fall + into step with the quiver and beat of our British Homer's rushing + rhymes, and Marmion thunders over the brown hills of the Border, + or Clara lingers where mingles war's rattle with groans of the + dying. Perhaps the wilful brain persists in crooning over the + "Belle Dame Sans Merci;" your mood flutters and changes with + every minute, and you derive equal satisfaction from the + organ-roll of Milton or the silvery flageolet tones of Thomas + Moore. If culture consists in learning the grammar an etymologies + of a poet's song, then no cultured man will ever get any pleasure + from poetry while he is on a walking tour; but, if you absorb + your poets into your being, you have spells of rare and + unexpected delight.</P> + + <P>The halt is always pleasant. On our sand-hills the brackens + grow to an immense height, and, if you lie down among them, you + are surrounded by a pale green gleam, as if you had dived beneath + some lucent sun-smitten water. The ground-lark sways on a frond + above you; the stonechat lights for an instant, utters his + cracking cry, and is off with a whisk; you have fair, quiet, and + sweet rest, and you start up ready to jog along again. You come + to a slow clear stream that winds seaward, lilting to itself in + low whispered cadences. Over some broad shallow pool paven with + brown stones the little trout fly hither and thither, making a + weft and woof of dark streaks as they travel; the minnows poise + themselves, and shiver and dart convulsively; the leisurely eel + undulates along, and perhaps gives you a glint of his wicked eye; + you begin to understand the angler's fascination, for the most + restive of men might be lulled by the light moan of that wimpling + current. Cruel? Alas, yes!</P><SPAN style= + 'margin-left: 2.5em;'>That quaint old cruel coxcomb in his + gullet</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Should have a hook, with a + small trout to pull it.</SPAN><BR> + + <P>That was the little punishment which Byron devised for Izaak + Walton. But of course, if you once begin to be supersensitive + about cruelty, you find your way blocked at every cross-road of + life, and existence ceases to be worth having.</P> + + <P>On, as the sun slopes, and his beams fall slant over solemn + mounds of cool gray hue and woody fields all pranked in gold. + Look to the north, and you see the far-away hills in their sunset + livery of white and purple and rose. On the clear summits the + snow sometimes lies; and, as the royal orb sinks, you will see + the snow blush for a minute with throbbing carnation tints that + shift and faint off slowly into cold pallid green. The heart is + too full of ecstasy to allow even of thought. You live—that + is all! You may continue your wanderings among all the mystic + sounds and sights of the night, but it is better to rest long and + well when you can. Let the village innkeeper put down for you the + coarsest fare that can be conceived, and you will be content; + for, as a matter of fact, any food and drink appeal gratefully to + the palate of a man who has been inhaling the raciest air at + every pore for eight or ten hours. If the fare does not happen to + be coarse—if, for example, the landlord has a dish of + trout—so much the better; you do not envy any crowned + personage in Christendom or elsewhere. And how much does your day + of Paradise cost you? At the utmost, half-a-crown. Had you been + away on the Rhine or in Switzerland or in some German home of + brigands, you would have been bleeding at the purse all day, + while in our own matchless land you have had merriment, wild + nature, air that is like the essence of life—and all for + thirty pence. When night falls heavily, you pass your last hour + in listening to the under-song of the sea and the whisper of the + roaming winds among the grass. Then, if you are wise and + grateful, you thank the Giver of all, and go to sleep.</P> + + <P>In the jolly greenwoods of the Midlands you may have enjoyment + of another kind. Some men prefer the sleepy settled villages, the + sweeping fens with their bickering windmills, the hush and + placidity of old market-towns that brood under the looming + majesty of the castle. The truth is that you cannot go anywhere + in England outside of the blighted hideous manufacturing + districts without finding beauty and peace. In the first instance + you seek health and physical well-being—that goes without + saying; but the walking epicure must also have dainty thoughts, + full banquets of the mind, quiet hours wherein resolutions may be + framed in solitude and left in the soul to ripen. When the + epicure returns to the din of towns, he has a safeguard in his + own breast which tends to keep him alike from folly and + melancholy. Furthermore, as he passes the reeking dens where + human beings crowd who never see flower or tree, he feels all + churlishness depart from him, and he is ready to pity and help + his less happy brethren. After he has settled to labour again, + his hours of rest are made calmly contented by the chance visions + that come to him and show him the blown sea, the rustling + whiteness of fretted surges, the painted meadows, and the solemn + colours of the dying day. And all this talk we have got only + through letting our minds go wandering away on the subject of + going a-walking. I have always said that the sweetest pleasures + are almost costless. The placid "look of the bay mare" took all + the silliness out of Walt Whitman; and there is more in his queer + phrase than meets the eye. One word. When you go a-walking, do + not try to be obtrusively merry. Meet a group of tramping + gentlemen who have been beer-drinking at noon; they are + surprisingly vivacious until the gaze of the sun becomes + importunate; they even sing as they go, and their hearty laughter + resounds far and near. See them in the afternoon, and ask where + the merriment is; their eyes are glazed, their nerves crave + slumber, their steps are by no mean sprightly, and they probably + form a doleful company, ready to quarrel or think pessimistic + thoughts. Be calm, placid, even; do not expect too much, and your + reward will be rich.</P> + + <P><I>June, 1888.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='quotSPORTquot' id="quotSPORTquot"></A> + + <H2><I>"SPORT."</I></H2><BR> + + <P>Simple folk fancy that "sport" must be a joyous pursuit, and + that a sportsman is a jovial, light-hearted, and rather innocent + person. It may be useful to many parents, and perhaps to some + young people, if I let them know what "sport" really means + nowadays. Those who have their imaginations filled with pictures + of merry red-coated riders, or of sturdy gaitered squires + tramping through stubble behind their dogs, are quite welcome to + their agreeable visions. The hounds of course meet in hundreds of + places in winter-time, and the bold riders charge gaily across + meadows and over fences. It is a splendid, exhilarating sight; + and no one can find much fault with the pursuit, for it gives + health to thousands. The foxes may perhaps object a little; but, + if a philosopher could explain to them that, if they were not + preserved for hunting purposes, they would soon be exterminated, + we have no doubt that they would choose the alternative which + gives them a chance. Shooting is engaged in with more enthusiasm + now than ever it was before; and doubtless the gentlemen who sit + in snug corners and knock down tame pheasants derive + benefit—physical and moral—from the lively exercise. + But the word "sport" in England does not now refer to hunting and + shooting; it has a wide application, and it describes in a + generic way a number of pursuits which are, to say the least, not + improving to those who engage in them.</P> + + <P>The royal sport is of course horse-racing; and about that + amusement—in its present aspect—I may have something + profitable to say. The advocates of racing inform us that the + noble sport improves the breed of horses, and affords wholesome + relaxation to men; they grow quite indignant with the narrow + Puritans who talk "stuff" about demoralization, and they have + numerous fine phrases referring to old England and the spirit of + our fathers. All the talk concerning the improving influence of + the Turf on horses and men is pernicious nonsense, and there is + an end of the matter. The English thoroughbred is a beautiful + creature, and it is pleasant enough to see him make his splendid + rush from start to finish; amusing also is it to watch the skill + of the wiry manikins who ride; the jockeys measure every second + and every yard, and their cleverness in extracting the last ounce + of strength from their horses is quite curious. The merest novice + may enjoy the sight of the gay colours, and he cannot help + feeling a thrill of excitement when the thud, thud of the hoofs + sounds near him as the exquisite slender animals fly past. But + the persons who take most interest in races are those who hardly + know a horse from a mule. They may make a chance visit to a + racecourse, but the speed and beauty of the animals do not + interest them in any way; they cannot judge the skill of a rider; + they have no eye for anything but money. To them a horse is + merely a name; and, so far from their racing pursuits bringing + them health, they prefer staying in a low club or lower + public-house, where they may gamble without being obliged to + trouble themselves about the nobler animals on which they + bet.</P> + + <P>The crowd on a racecourse is always a hideous spectacle. The + class of men who swarm there are amongst the worst specimens of + the human race, and, when a stranger has wandered among them for + an hour or so, he feels as though he had been gazing at one huge, + gross, distorted face. Their language is many degrees below + vulgarity; in fact, their coarseness can be understood only by + people who have been forced to go much amongst them—and + that perhaps is fortunate. The quiet stoical aristocrats in the + special enclosures are in all ways inoffensive; they gamble and + gossip, but their betting is carried on with still + self-restraint, and their gossip is the ordinary polished + triviality of the country-house and drawing-room. But what can be + said of the beings who crowd the betting-ring? They are indeed + awful types of humanity, fitted to make sensitive men shudder. + Their yells, their profanity, their low cunning, their noisy + eagerness to pounce upon a simpleton, their infamous obscenity, + all combine to make them the most loathsome collection of human + beings to be found on the face of the broad earth.</P> + + <P>Observe that all of this betting crew appear to be what is + called rolling in money. They never do a stroke of useful work; + they merely howl and make bets—that is their contribution + to the prosperity of the State. Yet they are dressed with vulgar + richness, they fare sumptuously, and they would not condescend to + taste any wine save the finest vintages; they have servants and + good horses, and in all ways they resemble some rank luxurious + growth that has sprung from a putrid soil. Mark that these + bookmakers, as they are called, are not gentlemen in any sense of + the word; some of them are publicans, some look like + prize-fighters, some like promoted costermongers, some like + common thieves. There is not a man in the company who speaks with + a decently refined accent—in short, to use plain terms, + they are the scum of the earth. Whence then comes the money which + enables them to live in riotous profusion? The explanation is a + sad one, and I trust that these words may warn many young people + in time. Here is the point to be weighed upon—these + foul-mouthed persons in the betting-ring are able to travel about + all spring, summer, and autumn, staying in the best hotels and + lacking nothing; in winter they can loll away their time in + billiard-rooms. Once more, who supplies the means? It is the + senseless outside public who imagine they know something about + "sport."</P> + + <P>Every town in England contains some centre—generally a + public-house or a barber's shop—where men meet to make + wagers; the evil influence of the Turf is almost everywhere + apparent, for it is probable that at least two millions of men + are interested in betting. London swarms with vile clubs which + are merely gambling saloons; professional men, tradesmen, clerks, + and even artizans crowd into these horrid holes, and do business + with the professional gamblers. In London alone there are some + half-dozen papers published daily which are entirely devoted to + "sport," and these journals are of course bought by the gudgeons + who seek destruction in the betting-rooms. In the provinces there + are several towns which easily support a daily sporting journal; + and no ordinary paper in the North of England could possibly + survive unless at least one-eighth of its space were devoted to + racing matters of various sorts. There are hundreds of thousands + of our population who read absolutely nothing save lists of + weights and entries, quotations which give the odds against + horses, and reports of races. Not 5 per cent, of these + individuals ever see a horse from year's end to year's end, yet + they talk of nothing else but horses, horses, horses, and every + effort of their intellects is devoted to the task of picking out + winners. Incredible as it may seem, these poor souls call + themselves sportsmen, and they undoubtedly think that their + grubbing about in malodorous tap-rooms is a form of "sport"; it + is their hopeless folly and greed that fill the pockets of the + loud-mouthed tenants of the Ring. Some one must supply the + bookmakers' wealth, and the "some one" is the senseless amateur + who takes his ideas from newspapers. The amateur of the tap-room + or the club looks down a list of horses and chooses one which he + fancies; perhaps he has received private advice from one of the + beings who haunt the training-grounds and watch the thoroughbreds + at exercise; perhaps he is influenced by some enthusiast who bids + him risk all he has on certain private information. The fly + enters the den and asks the spider, "What price + Flora?"—that means, "What odds are you prepared to lay + against the mare named Flora?" The spider answers—say seven + to one; the fly hands one pound to the spider, and the bet is + made. The peculiarity of this transaction is that one of the + parties to it is always careful to arrange so that he cannot + lose. Supposing that there are seven horses entered in a race, it + is certain that six must be losers. The bookmaker so makes his + wagers that no matter which of the seven wins he at least loses + nothing; the miserable amateur has only one chance. He may + possibly be lucky; but the chances in the long run are dead + against him, for he is quite at the mercy of the sharp capitalist + who bets with him. The money which the rowdies of the Ring spend + so lavishly all comes from the pockets of dupes who persist in + pursuing a kind of <I>ignis fatuus</I> which too often leads them + into a bog of ruin.</P> + + <P>This deplorable business of wagering has become universal. We + talk of the Italians as a gambling nation, but they are not to be + compared with the English for recklessness and purblind + persistence. I know almost every town in England, and I say + without fear that the main topic of conversation in every place + of entertainment where the traveller stays is betting. A tourist + must of course make for hotel after hotel where the natives of + each place congregate; and, if he keeps his ears open, he will + find the gambling venom has tainted the life-blood of the people + in every town from Berwick to Hastings. It may be asked, "How do + these silly creatures who bet manage to obtain any idea of a + horse?" They have not the faintest notion of what any given horse + is like, but they usually follow the advice of some sharper who + pretends to know what is going to win. There are some hundreds of + persons who carry on a kind of secret trade in information, and + these persons profess their ability to enable any one to win a + fortune. The dupes write for advice, enclosing a fee, and they + receive the name of a horse; then they risk their money, and so + the shocking game goes on.</P> + + <P>I receive only too many letters from wives, mothers, and + sisters whose loved ones are being drawn into the vortex of + destruction. Let me give some rough colloquial advice to the + gamblers—"You bet on horses according to the advice of men + who watch them. Observe how foolish you are! The horse A is + trained in Yorkshire; the horse B at Newmarket. The man who + watches A thinks that the animal can gallop very fast, and you + risk your money according to his report. But what means has he of + knowing the speed of B? If two horses gallop towards the + winning-post locked together, it often happens that one wins by + about six inches. There is no real difference in their speed, but + the winner happens to have a neck slightly longer than the other. + Observe that one race-horse—Buccaneer—has been known + to cover a mile at the rate of fifty-four feet per second; it is + therefore pretty certain that at his very highest speed he could + move at sixty feet per second. Very good; it happens then that a + horse which wins a race by one foot is about one-sixtieth of a + second faster, than the beaten animal. What a dolt you must be to + imagine that any man in the world could possibly tell you which + of those two brutes was likely to be the winner! It is the merest + guess-work; you have all the chances against you and you might as + well bet on the tossing of halfpence. The bookmaker does not need + to care, for he is safe whatever may win; but you are defying all + the laws of chance; and, although you may make one lucky hit, you + must fare ill in the end." But no commonsensical talk seems to + have any effect on the insensate fellows who are the + betting-man's prey, and thus this precious sport has become a + source of idleness, theft, and vast misery. One wretch goes + under, but the stock of human folly is unlimited, and the shoal + of gudgeons moves steadily into the bookmaker's net. One + betting-agent in France receives some five thousand letters and + telegrams per day, and all this huge correspondence comes from + persons who never take the trouble to see a race, but who are + bitten with the gambler's fever. No warning suffices—man + after man goes headlong to ruin, and still the doomed host + musters in club and tavern. They lose all semblance of gentle + humanity; they become mere blockheads—for cupidity and + stupidity are usually allied—and they form a demoralizing + leaven that is permeating the nation and sapping our manhood.</P> + + <P>We have only to consider the position of the various dwarfs + who bestride the racehorses in order to see how hard a hold this + iniquity has on us. A jockey is merely a stable-boy after all; + yet a successful jockey receives more adulation than does the + greatest of statesmen. A theatrical manager has been known to + prepare the royal box for the reception of one of these + celebrities; some of the manikins earn five thousand a year, one + of them has been known to make twenty thousand pounds in a year; + and that same youth received three thousand pounds for riding in + one race. As to the flattery—the detestable + flattery—which the mob bestows on good horsemen, it cannot + be mentioned with patience. In sum, then, a form of insanity has + attacked England, and we shall pay bitterly for the fit. The idle + host who gather on the racecourse add nothing to the nation's + wealth; they are poisonous parasites whose influence destroys + industry, honesty, and common manliness. And yet the whole + hapless crew, winners and losers, call themselves "sportsmen." I + have said plainly enough that every villainous human being seems + to take naturally to the Turf; but unfortunately the fools follow + on the same track as that trodden by the villains, and thus the + honest gentlemen who still support a vile institution have all + their work set out in order to prevent the hawks from making a + meal of the pigeons. One of the honest guardians of racing + morality resigned in bitter despair some time ago, giving as his + reason the assertion that he could trust nobody. Nobody! The man + was a great lord, he was totally disinterested and utterly + generous, he never betted a penny, and he only preferred to see + the superb thoroughbreds gallop. Lavish he was to all about + him—and he could trust nobody. It seems that this + despairful nobleman had tolerably good reasons for his hasty + departure, for we have had such a crop of villainies to reap this + year as never was gathered before in the same time, and it + appears plain that no animal will be allowed to win any prize + unless the foul crew of betting-men accord their kind approval, + and refrain from poisoning the brute.</P> + + <P>I address myself directly, and with all the earnestness of + which I am capable, to those young simpletons who think that it + is a fine and knowing thing to stake money on a horse. Some poor + silly creatures cannot be taught that they are not even backing a + good chance; they will not learn that the success or failure of + horses in important races is regulated by a clique of + rapscallions whose existence sullies the very light of day. Even + if the simpleton chooses the very best horse in a race, it by no + means follows that the creature will win—nay, the very + excellence of an animal is all against its chances of success. + The Ring—which is largely composed of well-to-do + black-legs—will not let any man win too much. What earthly + chance can a clerk or shopman or tradesman in Manchester or Derby + have of knowing what passes in the hotels of Newmarket, the homes + of trainers, the London betting-clubs? The information supplied + so copiously by the sporting journals is as good as money can + buy, but the writers on those papers are just as easily deceived + as other people. Men are out every morning watching the horses + take their exercise, and an animal cannot sneeze without the fact + being telegraphed to the remotest corners of the country; but all + this vigilance is useless when roguery comes into the field. + Observe that for the moment I am not speaking about the morality + of betting at all. I have my own opinion as to the mental tone of + a man who is continually eyeing his neighbour's pocket and + wondering what he can abstract therefrom. There is, and can be, + no friendship save bottle friendship among the animals of prey + who spend their time and energy on betting; and I know how + callously they let a victim sink to ruin after they have sucked + his substance to the last drop. The very face of a betting-man is + enough to let you know what his soul is like; it is a face such + as can be seen nowhere but on the racecourse or in the + betting-club: the last trace of high thought has vanished, and, + though the men may laugh and indulge in verbal horse-play, there + is always something carnivorous about their aspect. They are + sharp in a certain line, but true intelligence is rarely found + among them. Strange to say, they are often generous with money if + their sentimental side is fairly touched, but their very + generosity is the lavishness of ostentation, and they seem to + have no true kindness in them, nor do they appear capable of even + shamming to possess the genuine helpful nature. Eternally on the + watch for prey, they assume the essential nature of predatory + animals; their notion of cleverness is to get the better of + somebody, and their idea of intellectual effort is to lay cunning + traps for fools to enter. Yes; the betting-ring is a bad school + of morality, and the man who goes there as a fool and a victim + too, often blossoms into a rogue and a plunderer.</P> + + <P>With all this in my mind, I press my readers to understand + that I leave the ethics of wagering alone for the present, and + confine my attention strictly to the question of expediency. What + is the use of wearing out nerve and brain on pondering an + infinite maze of uncertainties? The rogues who command jockeys + and even trainers on occasion can act with certainty, for they + have their eye on the very tap-root of the Turf upas-tree. The + noodles who read sporting prints and try to look knowing can only + fumble about among uncertainties; they and their pitiful money + help to swell the triumphs and the purses of rascals, and they + fritter away good brain-power on calculations which have no sound + basis whatever. Let us get to some facts, and let us all hope in + the name of everything that is righteous and of good report that, + when this article is read, some blind feather-brains may be + induced to stop ere the inevitable final ruin descends upon them. + What has happened in the doleful spring of this year? In 1887 a + colt was brought out for the first time to run for the greatest + of all Turf prizes. As usual, some bagatelle of a million or + thereabouts had been betted on a horse which had won several + races, and this animal was reckoned to be incapable of losing: + but the untried animal shot out and galloped home an easy winner. + So little was the successful brute distressed by his race that he + began to caper out of sheer light-heartedness when he was led + back to the enclosure, and he very soon cleared the place in his + gambols—in fact, he could have run another race within half + an hour after the first one. In the autumn this same winner + strained a ligament; but in spite of the accident he ran for + another important prize, and his lightning speed served him in + good stead, for he came in second for the St. Leger. Well, in the + spring this animal was entered in a handicap race, and the weight + which he had to carry seemed so trifling that good judges thought + he must romp over the course and win with ease. Hundreds of + thousands of dolts rushed to wager their money on this chance, + and the horse's owner, who is anything but a fool, proceeded to + back his own property lavishly. Now a certain number of the + betting-rogues appeared to know something—if I may be + pardoned for using their repulsive phraseology—and, so long + as any one was willing to bet on the horse, they were ready to + lay against him. Still the pigeons would not take warning by this + ominous symptom; they had chances enough to keep clear of danger, + but they flocked into the snare in their confused fashion. A + grain of common sense would have made them ask, "Why do these + shrewd, hard men seem so certain that our favourite must lose? + Are they the kind of persons who risk thousands in hard cash + unless they know particularly well what they are doing? They bet + with an air of certainty, though some of them must be almost + ruined if they have made a miscalculation; they defy even the + owner of the animal, and they cheerfully give him the opportunity + of putting down thousands if he wishes to do so. There must be + some reason for this assurance which at first sight looks so very + overweening. Better have a care!"</P> + + <P>Thus would common sense have counselled the victims; but, + alas, common sense is usually left out of the composition of the + betting-man's victim, and the flood of honest money rolled into + the keeping of men who are certainly no more than indifferent + honest. The day of the race came; the great gaping public dipped + their hands in their pockets and accepted short odds about their + precious certainty. When the flag fell for the start, the most + wildly extravagant odds were offered against the favourite by the + men who had been betting against him all along, for they saw very + soon that they were safe. The poor brute on whose success so many + thousands depended could not even gallop; he trailed on wearily + for a little, without showing any sign of his old gallant fire + and speed, and at last his hopeless rider stopped him. This story + is in the mouths of all men; and now perhaps our simpletons maybe + surprised to hear that the wretched animal which was the innocent + cause of loss and misery was poisoned by a narcotic. In his + efforts to move freely he strained himself, for the subtle drug + deprived him of the power of using his limbs, and he could only + sprawl and wrench his sinews. This is the fourth case of the kind + which has recently occurred; and now clever judges have hit upon + the cause which has disabled so many good horses, after the + rascals of the Ring have succeeded in laying colossal amounts + against them. Too many people know the dire effects of the + morphia injections which are now so commonly used by weak + individuals who fear pain and <I>ennui</I>; the same deadly drug + is used to poison the horses. One touch with the sharp + needle-point under the horse's elbow, and the subtle, numbing + poison speeds through the arteries and paralyzes the nerves; a + beautiful creature that comes out full of fire and courage is + converted in a very few minutes into a dull helpless mass that + has no more conscious volition than a machine. The animal remains + on its feet, but exertion is impossible, and neither rein, whip, + nor spur serves to stimulate the cunning poisoner's victim. About + the facts there can now be no dispute: and this last wretched + story supplies a copestone to a pile of similar tales which has + been in course of building during the past three or four years. + Enraged men have become outspoken, and things are now boldly + printed and circulated which were mentioned only in whispers long + ago. The days of clumsy poisoning have gone by; the prowling + villain no longer obtains entrance to a stable for the purpose of + battering a horse's leg or driving a nail into the frog of the + foot; the ancient crude devices are used no more, for science has + become the handmaid of scoundrelism. When in 1811 a bad fellow + squirted a solution of arsenic into a locked horse-trough, the + evil trick was too clumsy to escape detection, and the cruel + rogue was promptly caught and sent to the gallows; but we now + have horse-poisoners who hold a secret similar to that which + Palmer of Rugeley kept so long. I say "a secret," though every + skilled veterinary surgeon knows how to administer morphia, and + knows its effects; but the new practitioners contrive to send in + the deadly injection of the drug in spite of the ceaseless + vigilance of trainers, stablemen, detectives, and all other + guards. Now I ask any rational man who may have been tempted to + bet, Is it worth while? Leave out the morality for the present, + and tell us whether you think it business-like to risk your money + when you know that neither a horse's speed nor a trainer's skill + will avail you when once an acute crew of sharpers have settled + that a race must not be won by a certain animal. The miserable + creature whose case has served me for a text was tried at home + during the second week of April; he carried four stone more than + the very useful and fast horse which ran against him, and he + merely amused himself by romping alongside of his opponent. + Again, when he took a preliminary canter before the drug had time + to act, he moved with great strength and with the freedom of a + greyhound; yet within three minutes he was no more than an inert + mass of flesh and bone. I say to the inexperienced gambler, "Draw + your own conclusions, and if, after studying my words, you choose + to tempt fortune any more, your fate—your evil + fate—be on your own head, for nothing that I or any one + else can do will save you."</P> + + <P>Not long before the melancholy and sordid case which I have + described, and which is now gaining attention and rousing + curiosity everywhere, a certain splendid steeplechaser was + brought out to run for the most important of cross-country races. + He was a famous horse, and, like our Derby winner, he bore the + fortunes of a good many people. To the confusion and dismay of + the men who made sure of his success, he was found to be + stupified, and suffering from all the symptoms of + morphia-poisoning! Not long ago an exquisite mare was brought out + to run for the Liverpool Steeplechase, and, like the two I have + already named, she was deemed to be absolutely certain of + success. She came out merrily from her box; but soon she appeared + to become dazed and silly; she could not move properly, and in + trying to clear her first fence she staggered like a soddened + drunkard and fell. The rascals had not become artistic poisoners + at that date, and it was found that the poor mare had received + the drug through a rather large puncture in her nostril.</P> + + <P>The men whom I seek to cure are not worthy of much care; but + they have dependants; and it is of the women and children that I + think. Here is another pitfall into which the eager novice + stumbles; and once more on grounds of expediency I ask the novice + to consider his position. According to the decision of the + peculiarly-constituted senate which rules racing affairs, I + understand that, even if a horse starts in a race with health and + training all in its favour, it by no means follows that he will + win, or even run well. Cunning touches of the bridle, dexterous + movements of body and limbs on the jockey's part, subtle checks + applied so as to cramp the animal's stride—all these things + tend to bring about surprising results. The horse that fails + dismally in one race comes out soon afterwards and wins easily in + more adverse circumstances. I grow tired of the unlucky catalogue + of mean swindles, and I should be glad if I never heard of the + Turf again; though, alas, I have little hope of that so long as + betting-shops are open, and so long as miserable women have the + power to address letters to me! I can only implore those who are + not stricken with the gambler's fever to come away from danger + while yet there is time. A great nobleman like Lord Hartington or + Lord Rodney may amuse himself by keeping racers; he gains + relaxation by running out from London to see his pretty colts and + fillies gallop, and he needs not to care very much whether they + win or lose, for it is only the mild excitement and the change of + scene that he wants. The wealthy people who go to Newmarket seek + pleasant company as much as anything, and the loss of a few + hundreds hardly counts in their year's expenses. But the poor + noodle who can hardly afford to pay his fare and hotel + bill—why should he meddle with horses? If an animal is + poisoned, the betting millionaire who backs it swallows his + chagrin and thinks no more of the matter, but the wretched clerk + who has risked a quarter's salary cannot take matters so easily. + Racing is the rich man's diversion, and men of poor or moderate + means cannot afford to think about it. The beautiful world is + full of entertainment for those who search wisely; then why + should any man vex heart and brain by meddling with a pursuit + which gives him no pleasure, and which cannot by any chance bring + him profit? I have no pity for a man who ascribes his ruin to + betting, and I contemn those paltry weaklings whose cases I study + and collect from the newspapers. Certainly there are enough of + them! A man who bets wants to make money without work, and that + on the face of it is a dishonourable aspiration; if he robs some + one, I do not in the faintest degree try to palliate his + crime—he is a responsible being, or ought to be one, and he + has no excuse for pilfering. I should never aid any man who + suffered through betting, and I would not advise any one else to + do so. My appeal to the selfish instincts of the gudgeons who are + hooked by the bookmakers is made only for the sake of the + helpless creatures who suffer for the follies and blundering + cupidity of the would-be sharper. I abhor the bookmakers, but I + do not blame them alone; the sight of means to do ill deeds makes + ill deeds done, and they are doubtless tempted to roguery by the + very simpletons who complain when they meet the reward of their + folly. I am solely concerned with the innocents who fare hardly + because of their selfish relatives' reckless want of judgment, + and for them, and them alone, my efforts are engaged.</P> + + <P><I>May, 1888</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='DEGRADED_MEN' id="DEGRADED_MEN"></A> + + <H2><I>DEGRADED MEN</I>.</H2><BR> + + <P>The man of science derives suggestive knowledge from the study + of mere putrefaction; he places an infusion of common hay-seeds + or meat or fruit in his phials, and awaits events; presently a + drop from one of the infusions is laid on the field of the + microscope, and straightly the economy of a new and strange + kingdom is seen by the observer. The microscopist takes any kind + of garbage; he watches the bacteria and their mysterious + development, and he reaches at last the most significant + conclusions regarding the health and growth and diseases of the + highest organizations. The student of human nature must also + bestow his attention on disease of mind if he would attain to any + real knowledge of the strange race to which he belongs. We + develop, it is true, but there are modes and modes of + development. I have often pointed out that a steady process of + degeneration goes on side by side with the unfolding of new and + healthy powers in the animal and vegetable kingdoms. The great + South American lizards grow strong and splendid in hue amid the + rank freedom of pampas or forest; but their poor relatives in the + sunless caves of Transylvania grow milky white, flabby, and + stone-blind. The creatures in the Kentucky caves are all aborted + in some way or other; the birds in far-off islands lose the power + of flight, and the shrivelled wings gradually sink under the + skin, and show us only a tiny network of delicate bones when the + creature is stripped to the skeleton. The condor soars + magnificently in the thin air over the Andes—it can rise + like a kite or drop like a thunderbolt: the weeka of New Zealand + can hardly get out of the way of a stick aimed by an active man. + The proud forest giant sucks up the pouring moisture from the + great Brazilian river; the shoots that rise under the shadow of + the monster tree are weakened and blighted by lack of light and + free air. The same astounding work goes on among the beings who + are so haughty in their assumption of the post of creation's + lords. The healthy child born of healthy parents grows up amid + pure air and pure surroundings; his tissues are nourished by + strength-giving food, he lives according to sane rules, and he + becomes round-limbed, full-chested, and vigorous. The poor little + victim who first sees the light in the Borough or Shadwell, or in + the noxious alleys of our reeking industrial towns, receives foul + air, mere atmospheric garbage, into his lungs; he becomes + thin-blooded, his unwholesome pallor witnesses to his weakness of + vitality, his muscles are atrophied, and even his hair is ragged, + lustreless, ill-nurtured. In time he transmits his feebleness to + his successors; and we have the creatures who stock our + workhouses, hospitals, and our gaols—for moral degradation + always accompanies radical degradation of the physique.</P> + + <P>So, if we study the larger aspects of society, we find that in + all grades we have large numbers of individuals who fall out of + the line that is steadfastly progressing, and become stragglers, + camp-followers—anything you will. Let a cool and an + unsentimental observer bend himself to the study of degraded + human types, and he will learn things that will sicken his heart + if he is weak, and strengthen him in his resolve to work + gallantly during his span of life if he is strong. Has any one + ever fairly tried to face the problem of degradation? Has any one + ever learned how it is that a distinct form of mental disease + seems to lurk in all sorts of unexpected fastnesses, ready to + breathe a numbing and poisonous vapour on those who are not + fortified against the moral malaria? I am not without experience + of the fell chances and changes of life; I venture therefore to + use some portion of the knowledge that I have gathered in order + to help to fortify the weak and make the strong wary.</P> + + <P>If you wander on the roads in our country, you are almost sure + to meet men whom you instinctively recognize as fallen beings. + What their previous estate in life may have been you cannot tell, + but you know that there has been a fall, and that you are looking + on a moral wreck. The types are superficially varied, but an + essential sameness, not always visible at first sight, connects + them and enables you to class them as you would class the + specimens in a gallery of the British Museum. As you walk along + on a lonely highway, you meet a man who carries himself with a + kind of jaunty air. His woeful boots show glimpses of bare feet, + his clothes have a bright gloss in places, and they hang + untidily; but his coat is buttoned with an attempt at smartness, + and his ill-used hat is set on rakishly. You note that the man + wears a moustache, and you learn in some mysterious way that he + was once accustomed to be very trim and spruce in person. When he + speaks, you find that you have a hint of a cultivated accent; he + sounds the termination "ing" with precision, and you also notice + that such words as "here," "there," "over," are pronounced with a + peculiar broad vowel sound at the end. He cannot look you boldly + in the face, and it is hard to catch a sight of his eyes, but you + may take for granted that the eyes are bad and shifty. The cheeks + are probably a little pendulous, and the jaw hangs with a certain + slackness. The whole visage looks as if it had been cast in a + tolerably good mould and had somehow run out of shape a little. + Your man is fluent and communicative; he mouths his sentences + with a genteel roll in his voice, and he punctuates his talk with + a stealthy, insincere laugh which hardly rises above the dignity + of a snigger.</P> + + <P>Now how does such a man come to be tramping aimlessly on a + public road? He does not know that he is going to any place in + particular; he is certainly not walking for the sake of health, + though he needs health rather badly. Why is he in this plight? + You do not need to wait long for a solution, if the book of human + experience has been your study. That man is absolutely certain to + begin bewailing his luck—it is always "luck." Then he has a + choice selection of abuse to bestow on large numbers of people + who have trodden him down—he is always down-trodden; and he + proves to you that, but for the ingratitude of A, the roguery of + B, the jealousy of C, the undeserved credit obtained by the + despicable D, he would be in "a far different position to-day, + sir." If he is an old officer—and a few gentlemen who once + bore Her Majesty's commission are now to be found on the roads, + or in casual wards, or lounging about low skittle-alleys and + bagatelle or billiard tables—he will allude to the gambling + that went on in the regiment. "How could a youngster keep out of + the swim?" All went well with him until he took to late hours and + devilled bones; "then in the mornings we were all ready for a + peg; and I should like to see the man who could get ready for + parade after a hard night unless he had something in the shape of + a reviver." So he prates on. He curses the colonel, the + commander-in-chief, and the Army organization in general; he + gives leering reminiscences of garrison + belles—reminiscences that make a pure minded man long to + inflict some sort of chastisement on him; and thus, while he + thinks he is impressing you with an overpowering sense of his + bygone rank and fashion, he really unfolds the history of a + feeble unworthy fellow who carries a strong tinge of rascality + about him. He is always a victim, and he illustrates the + unvarying truth of the maxim that a dupe is a rogue minus + cleverness. The final crash which overwhelmed him was of course a + horse-racing blunder. He would have recovered his winter's losses + had not a gang of thieves tampered with the favourite for the + City and Suburban. "Do you think, sir, that Highflyer could not + have given Stonemason three stone and a beating?" You modestly + own your want of acquaintance with the powers of the famous + quadrupeds, and the infatuated dupe goes on, "I saw how Bill + Whipcord was riding; he eased at the corner, when I wouldn't have + taken two thousand for my bets, and you could see that he let + Stonemason up. I had taken seven to four eight times in hundreds, + and that broke me." The ragged raffish man never thinks that he + was quite ready to plunder other people; he grows inarticulate + with rage only when he remembers how he was bitten instead of + being the biter. His watery eyes slant as you near a roadside + inn, and he is certain to issue an invitation. Then you see what + really brought him low. It may be a lovely warm day, when the + acrid reek of alcohol is more than usually abhorrent; but he must + take something strong that will presently inflame the flabby + bulge of his cheeks and set his evil eyes watering more freely + than ever. Gin is his favourite refreshment, because it is cheap, + and produces stupefaction more rapidly than any other liquid. + Very probably he will mix gin and ale in one horrid + draught—and in that case you know that he is very far gone + indeed on the downward road. If he can possibly coax the change + out of you when the waiter puts it down he will do so, for he + cannot resist the gleam of the coins, and he will improvise the + most courageous lies with an ease which inspires awe. He thanks + you for nothing; he hovers between cringing familiarity and + patronage; and, when you gladly part with him, he probably + solaces himself by muttering curses on your meanness or your + insolence. Once more—how does the faded military person + come to be on the roads? We shall come to that presently.</P> + + <P>Observe the temporary lord of the tap-room when you halt on + the dusty roads and search for tea or lunch. He is in black, and + a soiled handkerchief is wound round his throat like an eel. He + wears a soft felt hat which has evidently done duty as a + night-cap many times, and he tries to bear himself as though the + linen beneath his pinned-up coat were of priceless quality. You + know well enough that he has no shirt on, for he would sell one + within half an hour if any Samaritan fitted him out. His boots + are carefully tucked away under the bench, and his sharp knees + seem likely to start through their greasy casing. As soon as he + sees you he determines to create an impression, and he at once + draws you into the conversation. "Now, sir, you and I are + scholars—I am an old Balliol man myself—and I was + explaining to these good lads the meaning of the phrase which had + puzzled them, as it has puzzled many more. <I>Casus belli</I>, + sir—that is what we find in this local rag of a journal; + and <I>status quo ante bellum</I>. Now, sir, these ignorant souls + couldn't tell what was meant, so I have been enlightening them. I + relax my mind in this way, though you would hardly think it the + proper place for a Balliol man, while that overfed brute up at + the Hall can drive out with a pair of two-hundred-guinea bays, + sir. Fancy a gentleman and a scholar being in this company, sir! + Now Jones, the landlord there, is a good man in his way—oh, + no thanks Jones; it is not a compliment!—and I'd like to + see the man who dared say that I'm not speaking the truth, for I + used to put my hands up like a good one when we were boys at the + old 'varsity, sir. Jones, this gentleman would like something; + and I don't mind taking a double dose of Glenlivat with a + brother-scholar and a gentleman like myself." So the mawkish + creature maunders on until one's gorge rises; but the stolid + carters, the idle labourers, the shoemaker from the shop round + the corner, admire his eloquence, and enjoy the luxury of pitying + a parson and an aristocrat. How very numerous are the + representatives of this type, and how unspeakably odious they + are! This foul weed in dirty clothing assumes the pose of a + bishop; he swears at the landlord, he patronizes the + shoemaker—who is his superior in all ways—he airs the + feeble remnants of his Latin grammar and his stock quotations. He + will curse you if you refuse him drink, and he will describe you + as an impostor or a cad; while, if you are weak enough to gratify + his taste for spirits, he will glower at you over his glass, and + sicken you with fulsome flattery or clumsy attempts at festive + wit. Enough of this ugly creature, whose baseness insults the + light of God's day! We know how he will end; we know how he has + been a fraud throughout his evil life, and we can hardly spare + even pity for him. It is well if the fellow has no lady-wife in + some remote quarter—wife whom he can rob or beg from, or + even thrash, when he searches her out after one of his rambles + from casual ward to casual ward.</P> + + <P>In the wastes of the great cities the army of the degraded + swarm. Here is the loose-lipped rakish wit, who tells stories in + the common lodging-house kitchen. He has a certain brilliancy + about him which lasts until the glassy gleam comes over his eyes, + and then he becomes merely blasphemous and offensive. He might be + an influential writer or politician, but he never gets beyond + spouting in a pot-house debating club, and even that chance of + distinction does not come unless he has written an unusually + successful begging-letter. Here too is the broken professional + man. His horrid face is pustuled, his hands are like unclean + dough, he is like a creature falling to pieces; yet he can show + you pretty specimens of handwriting, and, if you will steady him + by giving him a drink of ale, he will write your name on the edge + of a newspaper in copper-plate characters or perform some + analogous feat. All the degraded like to show off the remains of + their accomplishments, and you may hear some odious being + warbling. "<I>Ah, che la morte!</I>" with quite the air of a + leading tenor. In the dreadful purlieus lurk the poor submissive + ne'er-do-well, the clerk who has been imprisoned for + embezzlement, the City merchant's son who is reduced to being the + tout of a low bookmaker, the preacher who began as a youthful + phenomenon and ended by embezzling the Christmas dinner fund, the + forlorn brute whose wife and children have fled from him, and who + spends his time between the police-cells and the resorts of the + vilest. If you could know the names of the tramps who yell and + make merry over their supper in the murky kitchen, you would find + that people of high consideration would be touched very painfully + could they be reminded of the existence of certain relatives. + Degraded, degraded are they all! And why?</P> + + <P>The answer is brief, and I have left it until last, for no + particular elaboration is needed. From most painful study I have + come to the conclusion that nearly all of our degraded men come + to ruin through idleness in the first instance; drink, gambling, + and other forms of debauch follow, but idleness is the root-evil. + The man who begins by saying, "It's a poor heart that never + rejoices," or who refers to the danger of making Jack a dull boy, + is on a bad road. Who ever heard of a worker—a real + toiler—becoming degraded? Worn he may be, and perhaps dull + to the influence of beauty and refinement; but there is always + some nobleness about him. The man who gives way to idleness at + once prepares his mind as a soil for evil seeds; the universe + grows tiresome to him; the life-weariness of the old Romans + attacks him in an ignoble form, and he begins to look about for + distractions. Then his idleness, from being perhaps merely + amusing, becomes offensive and suspicious; drink takes hold upon + him; his moral sense perishes; only the husks of his refinement + remain; and by and by you have the slouching wanderer who is good + for nothing on earth. He is despised of men, and, were it not + that we know the inexhaustible bounty of the Everlasting Pity, we + might almost think that he was forgotten of Heaven. Stand against + idleness. Anything that age, aches, penury, hard trial may + inflict on the soul is trifling. Idleness is the great evil which + leads to all others. Therefore work while it is day.</P> + + <P><I>September, 1888.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='A_REFINEMENT_OF_quotSPORTINGquot_CRUELTY' id= + "A_REFINEMENT_OF_quotSPORTINGquot_CRUELTY"></A> + + <H2><I>A REFINEMENT OF "SPORTING" CRUELTY.</I></H2><BR> + + <P>I firmly believe in the sound manhood of the English people, + and I know that in any great emergency they would rise and prove + themselves true and gallant of soul; but we happen for the time + to have amongst us a very large class of idlers, and these idlers + are steadily introducing habits and customs which no wise + observer can regard without solemn apprehensions. The simple + Southampton poet has told us what "idle hands" are apt to do + under certain guidance, and his saying—truism as it + appears—should be studied with more regard to its vital + meaning. The idlers crave for novelties; they seek for new forms + of distraction; they seem really to live only when they are in + the midst of delirious excitement. Unhappily their feverish + unrest is apt to communicate itself to men who are not naturally + idlers, and thus their influence moves outwards like some vast + hurtful wind blown from a pestilent region. During the past few + years the idlers have invented a form of amusement which for + sheer atrocity and wanton cruelty is unparalleled in the history + of England. I shall say some words about this remarkable + amusement, and I trust that gentle women who have in them the + heart of compassion, mothers who have sons to be ruined, fathers + who have purses to bleed, may aid in putting down an evil that + gathers strength every day.</P> + + <P>Most of my readers know what the "sport" of coursing is; but, + for the benefit of strictly town-bred folk, I may roughly + indicate the nature of the pursuit as it was practised in bygone + times. A brace of greyhounds were placed together in the + slips—that is, in collars which fly open when the man who + holds the dogs releases a knot; and then a line of men moved + slowly over the fields. When a hare rose and ran for her life, + the slipper allowed her a fair start, and then he released the + dogs. The mode of reckoning the merits of the hounds is perhaps a + little too complicated for the understanding of non-"sporting" + people; but I may broadly put it that the dog which gives the + hare most trouble, the dog that causes her to dodge and turn the + oftenest in order to save her life, is reckoned the winner. Thus + the greyhound which reaches the hare first receives two points; + poor pussy then makes an agonized rush to right or left, and, if + the second dog succeeds in passing his opponent and turning the + hare again, he receives a point, and so on. The old-fashioned + open-air sport was cruel enough, for it often happened that the + hare ran for two or three miles with her ferocious pursuers hard + on her track, and every muscle of her body was strained with + poignant agony; but there is this to be said—the men had + healthy, matchless exercise on breezy plains and joyous uplands, + they tramped all day until their limbs were thoroughly exercised, + and they earned sound repose by their wholesome exertions. + Moreover, the element of fair-play enters into coursing when + pursued in the open spaces. Pussy knows every foot of the ground; + nightly she steals gently to the fields where her succulent food + is found, and in the morning she steals back again to her tiny + nest, or form, amid the soft grass. All day she lies chewing the + cud in her fashion, and moving her delicate ears hither and + thither, lest fox or stoat or dog should come upon her unawares; + and at nightfall she steals away once more. Every run, every tuft + of grass, every rising of the ground is known to her; and, when + at last the tramp of the approaching beaters rouses her, she + rushes away with a distinct advantage over the dogs. She knows + exactly whither to go; the other animals do not, and usually, on + open ground, the quarry escapes. I do not think that any + greyhound living could catch one of the hares now left on the + Suffolk marshes; and there are many on the great Wiltshire plains + which are quite capable of rushing at top speed for three miles + and more. The chase in the open is cruel—there is no + denying it—for poor puss dies many deaths ere she bids her + enemies good-bye; but still she has a chance for life, and thus + the sport, inhuman as it is, has a praiseworthy element of + fairness in it.</P> + + <P>But the betting-man, the foul product of civilization's + depravity, cast his eye on the old-fashioned sport and invaded + the field. He found the process of walking up the game not much + to his taste, for he cares only to exercise his leathern lungs; + moreover, the courses were few and far between and the chances of + making wagers were scanty. He set himself to meditate, and it + struck him that, if a good big collection of hares could be got + together, it would be possible to turn them out one by one, so + that betting might go on as fast and as merrily on the + coursing-ground as at the roulette-table. Thus arose a "sport" + which is educating many, many thousands in callousness and + brutality. Here and there over England are dotted great enclosed + parks, and the visitor is shown wide and mazy coverts where hares + swarm. Plenty of food is strewn over the grass, and in the + wildest of winters pussy has nothing to fear—until the date + of her execution arrives. The animals are not natives of those + enclosures; they are netted in droves on the Wiltshire plains or + on the Lancashire moors, and packed off like poultry to the + coursing-ground. There their life is calm for a long time; no + poachers or lurchers or vermin molest them; stillness is + maintained, and the hares live in peace. But one day there comes + a roaring crowd to the park, and, though pussy does not know it, + her good days are passed. Look at the mob that surges and bellows + on the stands and in the enclosures. They are well dressed and + comfortable, but a more unpleasant gang could not be seen. Try to + distinguish a single face that shows kindness or + goodness—you fail; this rank roaring crowd is made up of + betting-men and dupes, and it is hard to say which are the worse. + There is no horse-racing in the winter, and so these people have + come out to see a succession of innocent creatures die, and to + bet on the event. The slow coursing of the old style would not do + for the fiery betting-man; but we shall have fun fast and furious + presently. The assembly seems frantic; flashy men with eccentric + coats and gaudy hats of various patterns stand about and bellow + their offers to bet; feverish dupes move hither and thither, + waiting for chances; the rustle of notes, the chink of money, + sound here and there, and the immense clamour swells and swells, + till a stunning roar dulls the senses, and to an imaginative + gazer it seems as though a horde of fiends had been let loose to + make day hideous. A broad smooth stretch of grass lies opposite + to the stands, and at one end of this half-mile stretch there + runs a barrier, the bottom of which is fringed with straw and + furze. If you examined that barrier, you would find that it + really opens into a wide dense copse, and that a hare or rabbit + which whisks under it is safe on the far side. At the other side + of this field a long fenced lane opens, and seems to be closed at + the blind end by a wide door. To the right of the blind lane is a + tiny hut surrounded by bushes, and by the side of the hut a few + scattered men loaf in a purposeless way. Presently a red-coated + man canters across the smooth green, and then the diabolical + tumult of the stands reaches ear-splitting intensity. Your + betting-man is cool enough in reality; but he likes to simulate + mad eagerness until it appears as though the swollen veins of + face or throat would burst. And what is going on at the closed + end of that blind lane? On the strip of turf around the wide + field the demure trainers lead their melancholy-looking dogs. + Each greyhound is swathed in warm clothing, but they all look + wretched; and, as they pick their way along with dainty steps, no + one would guess that the sight of a certain poor little animal + would convert each doleful hound into an incarnate fury. Two dogs + are led across to the little hut—the bellow of the Ring + sounds hoarsely on—and the chosen pair of dogs disappear + behind the shrubs. And now what is passing on the farther side of + that door which closes the lane? A hare is comfortably nestling + under a clump of furze when a soft step sounds near her. A man! + Pussy would like to move to right or left; but, lo, here are + other men! Decidedly she must move forward. Oh, joy! A swinging + door rises softly, and shows her a delightful long lane that + seems to open on to a pleasant open country. She hops gaily + onward, and then a little uneasiness overtakes her; she looks + back, but that treacherous door has swung down again, and there + is only one road for her now. Softly she steals onward to the + mouth of the lane, and then she finds a slanting line of men who + wave their arms at her when she tries to shoot aside. A loud roar + bursts from the human animals on the stand, and then a hush + falls. Now or never, pussy! The far-off barrier must be gained, + or all is over. The hare lowers her ears and dashes off; then + from the hut comes a staggering man, who hangs back with all his + strength as a pair of ferocious dogs writhe and strain in the + leash; the hounds rise on their haunches, and paw wildly with + their fore-feet, and they struggle forward until puss has gone a + fair distance, while the slipper encourages them with low + guttural sounds. Crack! The tense collars fly, and the arrowy + rush of the snaky dogs follows. Puss flicks her ears—she + hears a thud, thud, wallop, wallop; and she knows the supreme + moment has come. Her sinews tighten like bowstrings, and she + darts on with the lightning speed of despair. The grim pursuers + near her; she almost feels the breath of the foremost. + Twitch!—and with a quick convulsive effort she sheers + aside, and her enemy sprawls on. But the second dog is ready to + meet her, and she must swirl round again. The two serpentine + savages gather themselves together and launch out in wild efforts + to reach her; they are upon her—she must dart round again, + and does so under the very feet of the baffled dogs. Her eyes are + starting with overmastering terror; again and again she sweeps + from right to left, and again and again the staunch hounds dash + along in her track. Pussy fails fast; one dog reaches her, and + she shrieks as she feels his ferocious jaws touch her; but he + snatches only a mouthful of fur, and there is another respite. + Then at last one of the pursuers balances himself carefully, his + wicked head is raised, he strikes, and the long tremulous shriek + of despair is drowned in the hoarse crash of cheering from the + mob. Brave sport, my masters! Gallant Britons ye are! Ah, how I + should like to let one of you career over that field of death + with a brace of business-like boarhounds behind you!</P> + + <P>There is no slackening of the fun, for the betting-men must be + kept busy. Men grow frantic with excitement; young fools who + should be at their business risk their money heedlessly, and + generally go wrong. If the hares could only know, they might + derive some consolation from the certainty that, if they are + going to death, scores of their gallant sporting persecutors are + going to ruin. Time after time, in monotonous succession, the + same thing goes on through the day—the agonized hares twirl + and strain; the fierce dogs employ their superb speed and + strength; the unmanly gang of men howl like beasts of prey; and + the sweet sun looks upon all!</P> + + <P>Women, what do you think of that for Englishmen's pastime? + Recollect that the mania for this form of excitement is growing + more intense daily; as much as one hundred thousand pounds may + depend on a single course—for not only the mob in the + stands are betting, but thousands are awaiting each result that + is flashed off over the wires; and, although you may be far away + in remote country towns, your sons, your husbands, your brothers, + may be watching the clicking machine that records the results in + club and hotel—they may be risking their substance in a + lottery which is at once childish and cruel.</P> + + <P>There is not one word to be said in favour of this vile game. + The old-fashioned courser at least got exercise and air; but the + modern betting-man wants neither; he wants only to make wagers + and add to his pile of money. For him the coursing meetings + cannot come too often; the swarming gudgeons flock to his net; he + arranges the odds almost as he chooses—with the help of his + friends; and simpletons who do not know a greyhound from a + deerhound bet wildly—not on dogs, but on names. The "sport" + has all the uncertainty of roulette, and it is villainously cruel + into the bargain. Amid all those thousands you never hear one + word of pity for the stricken little creature that is driven out, + as I have said, for execution; they watch her agonies, and + calculate the chances of pouching their sovereigns. That is + all.</P> + + <P>Here then is another vast engine of demoralization set going, + just as if the Turf were not a blight of sufficient intensity! A + young man ventures into one of those cruel rings, buys a card, + and resolves to risk pounds or shillings. If he is unfortunate, + he may be saved; but, curiously enough, it often happens that a + greenhorn who does not know one greyhound from another blunders + into a series of winning bets. If he wins, he is lost, for the + fever seizes him; he does not know what odds are against him, and + he goes on from deep to deep of failure and disaster. Well for + him if he escapes entire ruin! I have drawn attention to this new + evil because I have peculiar opportunities of studying the inner + life of our society, and I find that the gambling epidemic is + spreading among the middle-classes. To my mind these coursing + massacres should be made every whit as illegal as dog-fighting or + bull-baiting, for I can assure our legislators that the + temptation offered by the chances of rapid gambling is eating + like a corrosive poison into the young generation. Surely + Englishmen, even if they want to bet, need not invent a medium + for betting which combines every description of noxious cruelty! + I ask the aid of women. Let them set their faces against tin's + horrid sport, and it will soon be known no more.</P> + + <P>If the silly bettors themselves could only understand their + own position, they might be rescued. Let it be distinctly + understood that the bookmaker cannot lose, no matter how events + may go. On the other hand, the man who makes wagers on what he is + pleased to term his "fancies" has everything against him. The + chances of his choosing a winner in the odious new sport are + hardly to be mathematically stated, and it may be mathematically + proved that he must lose. Then, apart from the money loss, what + an utterly ignoble and unholy pursuit this trapped-hare coursing + is for a manly man! Surely the heart of compassion in any one not + wholly brutalized should be moved at the thought of those + cabined, cribbed, confined little creatures that yield up their + innocent lives amid the remorseless cries of a callous multitude. + Poor innocents! Is it not possible to gamble without making God's + creatures undergo torture? If a man were to turn a cat into a + close yard and set dogs upon it, he would be imprisoned, and his + name would be held up to scorn. What is the difference between + cat and hare?</P> + + <P><I>March, 1887.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='LIBERTY' id="LIBERTY"></A> + + <H2><I>LIBERTY</I>.</H2><BR> + + <P>"What things are done in thy name!" The lady who spoke thus of + Liberty had lived a high and pure life; all good souls were + attracted to her; and it seems strange that so sweet and pure and + beautiful a creature could have grown up in the vile France of + the days before the Revolution. She kept up the traditions of + gentle and seemly courtesy even at times when Sardanapalus Danton + was perforce admitted to her <I>salon</I>; and in an age of + suspicion and vile scandal she kept a stainless name, for even + the most degraded pamphleteer in Paris dared do no more than hint + a fault and hesitate dislike. But this lady went to the scaffold + with many and many of the young, the beautiful, the brave; and + her sombre satire, "What things are done in thy name!" was + remembered long afterwards when the despots and the invading + alien had in turn placed their feet on the neck of devoted + France. "What things are done in thy name!" Yes; and we, in this + modern world, might vary the saying a little and exclaim, "What + things are said in thy name!"—for we have indeed arrived at + the era of liberty, and the gospel of Rousseau is being preached + with fantastic variations by people who think that any speech + which apes the forms of logic is reasonable and that any desire + which is expressed in a sufficiently loud howl should be at once + gratified. We pride ourselves on our knowledge and our reasoning + power; but to judicious observers it often seems that those who + talk loudest have a very thin vein of knowledge, and no reasoning + faculty that is not imitative.</P> + + <P>By all means let us have "freedom," but let us also consider + our terms, and fix the meaning of the things that we say. Perhaps + I should write "the things that we think we say," because so many + of those who make themselves heard do not weigh words at all, and + they imagine themselves to be uttering cogent truths when they + are really giving us the babble of Bedlam. If ladies and + gentlemen who rant about freedom would try to emancipate + themselves from the dominion of meaningless words, we should all + fare better; but we find a large number of public personages + using perfectly grammatical series of phrases without dreaming + for a moment that their grave sentences are pure gibberish. A few + simple questions addressed in the Socratic manner to certain + lights of thought might do much good. For instance, we might say, + "Do you ever speak of being free from good health, or free from a + good character, or free from prosperity?" I fancy not; and yet + copiously talkative individuals employ terms quite as hazy and + silly as those which I have indicated.</P> + + <P>We have gone very far in the direction of scientific + discovery, and we have a large number of facts at our disposal; + but some of us have quite forgotten that true liberty comes only + from submitting to wise guidance. Old Sandy Mackay, in Alton + Locke, declared that he would never bow down to a bit of brains: + and this highly-independent attitude is copied by persons who + fail to see that bowing to the bit of brains is the only mode of + securing genuine freedom. If our daring logicians would grant + that every man should have liberty to lead his life as he + chooses, so long as he hurts neither himself nor any other + individual nor the State, then one might follow their argument; + but a plain homespun proposal like that of mine is not enough for + your advanced thinker. In England he says, "Let us have + deliverance from all restrictions;" in Russia he says, "Anarchy + is the only cure for existing evils." For centuries past the + earth has been deluged with blood and the children of men have + been scourged by miseries unspeakable, merely because powerful + men and powerful bodies of men have not chosen to learn the + meaning of the word "liberty." "How miserable you make the world + for one another, O feeble race of men!" So said our own + melancholy English cynic; and he had singularly good reason for + his plaint. Rapid generalization is nearly always mischievous; + unless we learn to form correct and swift judgments on every + faculty of life as it comes before us, we merely stumble from + error to error. No cut-and-dried maxim ever yet was fit to guide + men through their mysterious existence; the formalist always ends + by becoming a bungler, and the most highly-developed man, if he + is content to be no more than a thinking-machine, is harmful to + himself and harmful to the community which has the ill-luck to + harbour him. If we take cases from history, we ought to find it + easy enough to distinguish between the men who sought liberty + wisely and those who were restive and turbulent. A wise man or a + wise nation knows the kind of restraint which is good; the fool, + with his feather-brained theories, never knows what is good for + him—he mistakes eternal justice for tyranny, he rebels + against facts that are too solid for him—and we know what + kind of an end he meets. Some peculiarly daring personages carry + their spirit of resistance beyond the bounds of our poor little + earth. Only lately many of us read with a shock of surprise the + passionate asseveration of a gifted woman who declared that it + was a monstrous wrong and wickedness that ever she had been born. + Job said much the same thing in his delirium; but our great + novelist put forth her complaint as the net outcome of all her + thought and culture. We only need to open an ordinary newspaper + to find that the famous writer's folly is shared by many weaker + souls; and the effect on the mind of a shrewd and contented man + is so startling that it resembles the emotion roused by grotesque + wit. The whole story of the ages tells us dismally what happens + when unwise people choose to claim the measure of liberty which + they think good; but somehow, though knowledge has come, wisdom + lingers, and the grim old follies rear themselves rankly among us + in the age of reason.</P> + + <P>When we remember the Swiss mountaineers who took their deaths + joyously in defence of their homes, when we read of the devoted + brave one who received the sheaf of spears in his breast and + broke the oppressor's array, none of us can think of mere vulgar + rebellion. The Swiss were fighting to free themselves from wrongs + untold; and we should hold them less than men if they had tamely + submitted to be caged like poultry. Again, we feel a thrill when + we read the epitaph which says, "Gladly we would have rested had + we won freedom. We have lost, and very gladly rest." The very air + of bravery, of steady self-abnegation seems to exhale from the + sombre, triumphant words. Russia is the chosen home of tyranny + now, but her day of brightness will come again. It is safe to + prophesy so much, for I remember what happened at one time of + supreme peril. Prussia and Austria and Italy lay crushed and + bleeding under the awful power of Napoleon, and it seemed as + though Russia must be wiped out from the list of nations when the + great army of invaders poured in relentless multitudes over the + stricken land. The conqueror appeared to have the very forces of + nature in his favour, and his hosts moved on without a check and + without a failure of organization. So perfectly had he planned + the minutest details that, although his stations were scattered + from the Beresina to the Seine, not so much as a letter was lost + during the onward movement. How could the doomed country resist? + So thought all Europe. But the splendid old Russian, the immortal + Koutousoff, had felt the pulse of his nation, and he was + confident, while all the other chiefs felt as though the earth + were rocking under them. The time for the extinction of Russia + had not come; a throb of fierce emotion passed over the country; + the people rose like one man, and the despot found himself held + in check by rude masses of men for whom death had scant terrors. + Koutousoff had a mighty people to support him, and he would have + swept back the horde of spoilers, even if the winter had not come + to his aid. Russia was but a dark country then, as now, but the + conduct of the myriads who dared to die gave a bright presage for + the future. Who can blame the multitudes of Muscovites who sealed + their wild protest with their blood? The common soldiers were but + slaves, yet they would have suffered a degradation worse than + slavery had they succumbed, while, as to the immense body of + people—that nation within a nation—which answered to + our upper and middle classes, they would have tasted the same + woes which at length drove Germany to frenzy and made simple + burghers prefer bitter death to the tyranny of the French. The + rulers of Russia have stained her records foully since the days + of 1812, but their worst sins cannot blot out the memory of the + national uprising. Years are but trivial; seventy-six of them + seem a long time; but those who study history broadly know that + the dawn of a better future for Russia showed its first gleam + when the aroused and indignant race rose and went forward to die + before the French cannon. When next Russia rises, it will be + against a tyranny only second to Napoleon's in virulence—it + will be against the terror that rules her now from within; and + her success will be applauded by the world.</P> + + <P>The Italians, who first waited and plotted, and then fought + desperately under Garibaldi, had every reason to cry out for + freedom. If they had remained merely whimpering under the Bourbon + and Austrian whips, they would have deserved to be spurned by all + who bear the hearts of men. They were denied the meanest + privileges of humanity; they lived in a fashion which was rather + like the violent, oppressed, hideous existence which men imagine + in evil dreams, and at length they struck, and declared for + liberty or annihilation. Perhaps they did not gain much in the + way of immediate material good, but that only makes their + splendid movement the more admirable. They fought for a + magnificent idea, and even now, though the populace have to bear + a taxation three times as great as any known before in their + history, the ordinary Italian will say, "Yes, signor—the + taxes are very heavy; we toil very hard and pay much money; but + who counts money? We are a nation now—a real nation; Italy + is united and free." That is the gist of the matter. The people + were bitterly ground down, and they are content to suffer + privation in the present so long as they can ensure freedom from + alien rule in the future. Nothing that the most hardly-entreated + Briton suffers in any circumstances could equal the agonies of + degradation borne by the people of the Peninsula, and their + emancipation was hailed as if it had been a personal benefaction + by all that was wisest and best in European society. The millions + who turned out to welcome Garibaldi as if he had been an adored + sovereign all had a true appreciation of real liberty; the masses + were right in their instinct, and it was left for hysterical + "thinkers" to shriek their deluded ideas in these later days.</P> + + <P>"But surely the Irish rose for freedom in 1641?" I can almost + imagine some clever correspondent asking me that question with a + view to taking me in a neat trap. It is true enough that the + Irish rose; but here again we must learn to discriminate between + cases. How did the wild folk rise? Did they go out like the + Thousand of Marsala and pit themselves against odds of five and + six to one? Did they show any chivalry? Alas for the wicked + story! The rebels behaved like cruel wild beasts; they were worse + than polecats in an aviary, and they met with about the same + resistance as the polecats would meet. They stripped the Ulster + farmers and their families naked, and sent them out in the bitter + weather; they hung on the skirts of the agonized crowd; the men + cut down the refugees wholesale, and even the little boys of the + insurgent party were taught to torture and kill the unhappy + children of the flying farmers. Poor little infants fell in the + rear of the doomed host, but no mother was allowed to succour her + dying offspring, and the innocents expired in unimaginable + suffering. The stripped fugitives crowded into Dublin, and there + the plague carried them off wholesale. The rebels had gained + liberty with a vengeance, and they had their way for ten years + and more. Their liberty was degraded by savagery; they ruled + Ireland at their own sweet will; they dwelt in anarchy until the + burden of their iniquity grew too grievous for the earth to bear. + Then their villainous freedom was suddenly ended by no less a + person than Oliver Cromwell, and the curses, the murders, the + unspeakable vileness of ten bad years all were atoned for in wild + wrath and ruin. Now is it not marvellous that, while the + murderers were free, they were poverty-stricken and most + wretched? As soon as Cromwell's voice had ceased to pronounce the + doom on the unworthy, the great man began his work of + regeneration; and under his iron hand the country which had been + miserable in freedom became prosperous, happy, and contented. + There is no mistaking the facts, for men of all parties swore + that the six years which followed the storm of Drogheda were the + best in all Ireland's history. Had Cromwell only lived longer, or + had there been a man fit to follow him, then England and Ireland + would be happier this day.</P> + + <P>In our social life the same conditions hold for the individual + as hold for nations in the assembly of the world's peoples. + Freedom—true freedom—means liberty to live a + beneficent and innocent life. As soon as an individual chooses to + set up as a law to himself, then we have a right—nay, it is + our bounden duty—to examine his pretensions. If the sense + of the wisest in our community declares him unfit to issue dicta + for the guidance of men, then we must promptly suppress him; if + we do not, our misfortunes are on our own heads. The + "independent" man may cry out about liberty and the rest as much + as he likes, but we cannot afford to heed him. We simply say, + "You foolish person, liberty, as you are pleased to call it, + would be poison to you. The best medicines for your uneasy mind + are reproof and restraint; if those fail to act on you, then we + must try what the lash will do for you."</P> + + <P>Let us have liberty for the wise and the good—we know + them well enough when we see them; and no sophist dare in his + heart declare that any charlatan ever mastered men permanently. + Liberty for the wise and good—yes, and wholesome discipline + for the foolish and froward—sagacious guidance for all. Of + course, if a man or a community is unable to choose a guide of + the right sort, then that man or community is doomed, and we need + say no more of either. I keep warily out of the muddy conflict of + politics; but I will say that the cries of certain apostles of + liberty seem woful and foolish. Unhappy shriekers, whither do + they fancy they are bound? Is it to some Land of Beulah, where + they may gambol unrestrained on pleasant hills? The shriekers are + all wrong, and the best friend of theirs, the best friend of + humanity, is he who will teach them—sternly if need + be—that liberty and license are two widely different + things.</P> + + <P><I>August, 1888.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='EQUALITY' id="EQUALITY"></A> + + <H2><I>EQUALITY</I>.</H2><BR> + + <P>One of the strangest shocks which the British traveller can + experience occurs to him when he makes his first acquaintance + with the American servant—especially the male servant. The + quiet domineering European is stung out of his impassivity by a + sort of moral stab which disturbs every faculty, unless he is + absolutely stunned and left gasping. In England, the quiet club + servant waits with dignity and reserve, but he is obedient to the + last degree, and his civility reaches the point of absolute + polish. When he performs a service his air is impassive, but if + he is addressed his face assumes a quietly good-humoured + expression, and he contrives to make his temporary employer feel + as though it was a pleasure to attend upon him. All over our + country we find that politeness between employer and servant is + mutual. Here and there we find a well-dressed ruffian who thinks + he is doing a clever thing when he bullies a servant; but a + gentleman is always considerate, quiet, respectful; and he + expects consideration, quietness, and respect from those who wait + upon him. The light-footed, cheerful young women who serve in + hotels and private houses are nearly always charmingly kind and + obliging without ever descending to familiarity; in fact, I + believe that, if England be taken all round, it will be found + that female post-office clerks are the only servants who are + positively offensive. They are spoiled by the hurried, captious, + tiresome persons who haunt post-offices at all hours, and in + self-defence they are apt to convert themselves into moral + analogues of the fretful porcupine. Perhaps the queenly dames in + railway refreshment-rooms are almost equal to the post-office + damsels; but both classes are growing more + good-natured—thanks to Charles Dickens, Mr. Sullivan, and + Mr. <I>Punch</I>.</P> + + <P>But the American servant exhibits no such weakness as + civility; he is resolved to let you know that you are in the + country of equality, and, in order to do that effectually, he + treats you as a grovelling inferior. You ask a civil question, + and he flings his answer at you as he would fling a bone at a + dog. Every act of service which he performs comes most + ungraciously from him, and he usually contrives to let you + plainly see two things—first, he is ashamed of his + position; secondly, he means to take a sort of indirect revenge + on you in order to salve his lacerated dignity. A young English + peer happened to ask a Chicago servant to clean a pair of boots, + and his tone of command was rather pronounced and definite. That + young patrician began to doubt his own identity when he was thus + addressed—"Ketch on and do them yourself!" There was no + redress, no possible remedy, and finally our compatriot humbled + himself to a negro, and paid an exorbitant price for his + polish.</P> + + <P>Here we have an absurdity quite fairly exposed. The young + American student who acts as a reporter or waiter during his + college vacation is nearly always a respectful gentleman who + neither takes nor allows a liberty; but the underbred boor, keen + as he is about his gratuities, will take even your gifts as + though he were an Asiatic potentate, and the traveller a passing + slave whose tribute is condescendingly received. In a word, the + servant goes out of his way to prove that, in his own idea, he is + quite fit to be anybody's master. The Declaration of Independence + informs us that all men are born equal; the transatlantic servant + takes that with a certain reservation, for he implies that, + though men may be equal in a general way, yet, so far as he is + concerned, he prefers to reckon himself the superior of anybody + with whom business brings him into contact.</P> + + <P>It was in America that I first began to meditate on the + problem of equality, and I have given it much thought at + intervals during several years. The great difficulty is to avoid + repeating stale commonplaces on the matter. The robust Briton + bellows, "Equality! Divide up all the property in the world + equally among the inhabitants, and there would be rich and poor, + just as before, within a week!" The robust man thinks that + settles the whole matter at once. Then we have the stock story of + the three practical communists who forced themselves upon the + society of Baron Rothschild, and explained their views at some + length. The Baron said: "Gentlemen, I have made a little + calculation, and I find that, if I divided my property equally + among my fellow-citizens, your share would be one florin each. + Oblige me by accepting that sum at once, and permit me to wish + you good-morning." This was very neat in its way, but I want to + talk just a little more seriously of a problem which concerns the + daily life of us all, and affects our mental health, our + placidity, and our self-respect very intimately. In the first + place, we have to consider the deplorable exhibitions made by + poor humanity whenever equality has been fairly insisted on in + any community. The Frenchmen of 1792 thought that a great + principle had been asserted when the President of the Convention + said to the king, "You may sit down, Louis." It seemed fine to + the gallery when the queenly Marie Antoinette was addressed as + the widow Capet; but what a poor business it was after all! The + howling familiarity of the mob never touched the real dignity of + the royal woman, and their brutality was only a murderous form of + Yankee servant's mean "independence." I cannot treat the subject + at all without going into necessary subtleties which never + occurred to an enraged mob or a bloodthirsty and insolent + official; I cannot accept the bald jeers of a comfortable, + purse-proud citizen as being of any weight, and I am just as + loath to heed the wire-drawn platitudes of the average + philosopher. If we accept the very first maxim of biology, and + agree that no two individuals of any living species are exactly + alike, we have a starting-point from which we can proceed to + argue sensibly. We may pass over the countless millions of + inequalities which we observe in the lower orders of living + things: and there is no need to emphasize distinctions which are + plain to every child. When we come to speak of the race of men we + reach the only concern which has a passionate and vital interest + for us; even the amazing researches and conclusions of the + naturalists have no attraction for us unless they throw a light, + no matter how oblique, on our mysterious being and our mysterious + fate. The law which regulates the differentiation of species + applies with especial significance when we consider the birth of + human individuals; the law which ordains that out of countless + millions of animalculae which once shed their remains on the + floor of the deep sea, or that now swarm in any pond, there shall + be no two alike, holds accurately for the myriads of men who are + born and pass away. The type is the same; there are fixed + resemblances, but exact similarity never. The struggle for + existence, no matter what direction it may take, always ends in + the singling out of individuals who, in some respect or other, + are worthy to survive, while the weak perish and the elements of + their bodies go to form new individuals. It soon becomes plain + that the crazy cry for equality is really only a weak protest + against the hardships of the battle for existence. The brutes + have not attained to our complexity of brain; ideas are only + rudimentary with them, and they decide the question of + superiority by rude methods. Two lions fight until one is laid + low; the lioness looks calmly on until the little problem of + superiority is settled, and then she goes off with the victor. + The horses on the Pampas have their set battles until one has + asserted his mastery over the herd, and then the defeated ones + cower away abjectly, and submit themselves meekly to their lord. + All the male animals are given to issuing challenges in a very + self-assertive manner, and the object is the same in every case. + But we are far above the brutes; we have that mysterious, + immaterial ally of the body, and our struggles are settled amid + bewildering refinements and subtleties and restrictions. In one + quarter, power of the soul gives its possessor dominion; in + another, only the force of the body is of any avail. If we + observe the struggles of savages, we see that the idea of + equality never occurs to half-developed men; the chief is the + strong man, and his authority can be maintained only by strength + or by the influence that strength gives. As the brute dies out of + man, the conditions of life's warfare become so complex that no + one living could frame a generalization without finding himself + at once faced by a million of exceptions that seem to negative + his rule. Who was the most powerful man in England in Queen + Anne's day? Marlborough was an unmatched fighter; Bolingbroke was + an imaginative and masterful statesman; there were thousands of + able and strong warriors; but the one who was the most respected + and feared was that tiny cripple whose life was a long disease. + Alexander Pope was as frail a creature as ever managed to support + existence; he rarely had a moment free from pain; he was so + crooked and aborted that a good-hearted woman like Lady Mary + Wortley Montagu was surprised into a sudden fit of laughter when + he proposed marriage to her. Yet how he was feared! The only one + who could match him was that raging giant who wrote "Gulliver," + and the two men wielded an essential power greater than that of + the First Minister. The terrible Atossa, Sarah, Duchess of + Marlborough, shrank from contact with Pope, while for a long time + the ablest men of the political sets approached Swift like + lackeys. One power was made manifest by the waspish verse-maker + and the powerful satirist, and each was acknowledged as a sort of + monarch.</P> + + <P>It would be like playing at paradoxes if I went on to adduce + many mysteries and contradictions that strike us when we consider + man's dominion over man. We can only come to the same conclusion + if we bring forward a million of instances; we can only see that + the whole human race, individual by individual, are separated one + from the other by differences more or less minute, and wherever + two human beings are placed together one must inevitably begin to + assert mastery over the other. The method of self-assertion may + be that of the athlete, or that of the intriguer, or that of the + clear-sighted over the purblind, or that of the subtle over the + simple; it matters not, the effort for mastery may be made either + roughly or gently, or subtly, or even clownishly, but made it + will be.</P> + + <P>Would it not be better to cease babbling of equality + altogether, and to try to accept the laws of life with some + submission? The mistake of rabid theorists lies in their + supposition that the assertion of superiority by one person + necessarily inflicts wrong on another, whereas it is only the + mastery obtained by certain men over others that makes the life + of the civilized human creature bearable. The very servant who is + insolent while performing his duty only dares to exhibit rudeness + because he is sure of protection by law. All men are equal before + the law. Yes—but how was the recognition of equality + enforced? Simply by the power of the strong. No monarch in the + world would venture to deal out such measure to our rude servitor + as was dealt by Clovis to one of his men. The king regarded + himself as being affronted by his soldier, and he wiped out the + affront to his own satisfaction by splitting his follower's head + in twain. But the civilized man is secured by a bulwark of + legality built up by strong hands, and manned, like the great + Roman walls, by powerful legionaries of the law. In this law of + England, if a peer and a peasant fight out a cause the peer has + the advantage of the strength given by accumulated + wealth—that is one example of our multifarious + complexities; but the judge is stronger than either litigant, and + it is the inequality personified by the judge that makes the + safety of the peasant. In our ordered state, the strong have + forced themselves into positions of power; they have decided that + the coarseness of brutish conflict is not to be permitted, and + one ruling agency is established which rests on force, and force + alone, but which uses or permits the use of force only in cases + of extremity. We know that the foundation of all law is martial + law, or pure force; we know that when a judge says, "You shall be + hanged," the convict feels resistance useless, for behind the + ushers and warders and turnkeys there are the steel and bullet of + the soldier. Thus it appears that even in the sanctuary of + equality—in the law court—the life and efficiency of + the place depend on the assertion of one superior + strength—that is, on the assertion of inequality.</P> + + <P>If we choose to address each other as "Citizen," or play any + fooleries of that kind, we make no difference. Citizen Jourdain + may go out equipped in complete <I>carmagnole</I>, and he may + refuse to doff his red cap to any dignitary breathing; but all + the while Citizen Barras is wielding the real power, and Citizen + Buonaparte is awaiting his turn in the background. All the + swagger of equality will avail nothing when Citizen Buonaparte + gets his chance; and the very men who talked loudest about the + reign of equality are the most ready to bow down and worship the + strong. Instead of ostentatiously proclaiming that one man is as + good as another—and better, we should devote ourselves to + finding out who are our real superiors. When the true man is + found he will not stand upon petty forms; and no one will demand + such punctilios of him. He will treat his brethren as beings to + be aided and directed, he will use his strength and his wisdom as + gifts for which he must render an account, and the trivialities + of etiquette will count as nothing. When the street orator yells, + "Who is our ruler? Is he not flesh and blood like us? Are not + many of us above him?" he may possibly be stating truth. It would + have been hard to find any street-lounger more despicable than + Bomba or more foolish than poor Louis XVI; but the method of + oratory is purely destructive, and it will be much more to the + purpose if the street firebrand gives his audience some definite + ideas as to the man who ought to be chosen as leader. If we have + the faculty for recognizing our best man, all chatter about + equalities and inequalities must soon drop into silence. When the + ragged Suwarrow went about among his men and talked bluffly with + the raw recruits, there was no question of equality in any squad, + for the tattered, begrimed man had approved himself the wisest, + most audacious, and most king-like of all the host; and he could + afford to despise appearances. No soldier ventured to think of + taking a liberty; every man reverenced the rough leader who could + think and plan and dare. Frederick wandered among the camp-fires + at night, and sat down with one group after another of his men. + He never dreamed of equality, nor did the rude soldiers. The king + was greatest; the men were his comrades, and all were bound to + serve the Fatherland—the sovereign by offering sage + guidance, the men by following to the death. No company of men + ever yet did worthy work in the world when the notion of equality + was tried in practice; and no kind of effort, for evil or for + good, ever came to anything so long as those who tried did not + recognize the rule of the strongest or wisest. Even the scoundrel + buccaneers of the Spanish Main could not carry on their fiendish + trade without sinking the notion of equality, and the simple + Quakers, the Society of Friends, with all their straitened ideas, + have been constantly compelled to recognize one head of their + body, even though they gave him no distinctive title. Our + business is to see that every man has his due as far as possible, + and not more than his due. The superior must perceive what is the + degree of deference which must be rendered to the inferior; the + inferior must put away envy and covetousness, and must learn to + bestow, without servility, reverence and obedience where + reverence and obedience may be rightfully offered.</P> + + <P><I>August, 1888.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='FRATERNITY' id="FRATERNITY"></A> + + <H2><I>FRATERNITY</I>.</H2><BR> + + <P>So far as we can see it appears plain that the wish for + brotherhood was on the whole reasonable, and its fulfilment + easier than the wild desire for liberty and equality. No doubt + Omar and Cromwell and Hoche and Dumouriez have chosen in their + respective times an odd mode of spreading the blessings of + fraternity. It is a little harsh to say to a man, "Be my brother + or I will cut your head off;" but we fear that men of the stamp + of Mahomet, Cromwell, and the French Jacobins were given to + offering a choice of the alternatives named. Perhaps we may be + safe if we take the roughness of the mere proselytizers as an + evidence of defective education; they had a dim perception of a + beautiful principle, but they knew of no instrument with which + they could carry conviction save the sword. We, with our better + light, can well understand that brotherhood should be fostered + among men; we are all children of one Father, and it is fitting + that we should reverently acknowledge the universal family tie. + The Founder of our religion was the earliest preacher of the + divine gospel of pity, and it is to Him that we owe the loveliest + and purest conception of brotherhood. He claimed to be the + Brother of us all; He showed how we should treat our brethren, + and He carried His teaching on to the very close of His life.</P> + + <P>So far from talking puerilities about equality, we should all + see that there are degrees in our vast family; the elder and + stronger brethren are bound to succour the younger and weaker; + the young must look up to their elders; and the Father of all + will perhaps preserve peace among us if we only forget our petty + selves and look to Him. Alas, it is so hard to forget self! The + dullest of us can see how excellent and divine is brotherhood, if + we do assuredly carry out the conception of fraternity + thoroughly; but again I say, How hard it is to banish self and + follow the teaching of our divine Brother! If we cast our eyes + over the world now, we may see—perhaps + indistinctly—things that might make us weep, were it not + that we must needs smile at the childish ways of men. In the very + nation that first chose to put forward the word "fraternity" as + one of the symbols for which men might die we see a strange + spectacle. Half that nation is brooding incessantly on revenge; + half the nation is bent only on slaying certain brother human + beings who happen to live on the north and east of a certain + river instead of on the south and west. The home of the solacing + doctrine of fraternity is also the home of incessant preparations + for murder, rapine, bitter and brutal vengeance. About a million + of men rise every morning and spend the whole day in practising + so that they may learn to kill people cleverly; hideous + instruments, which must cause devastation, torture, bereavement, + and wreck, should they ever be used in earnest, are lovingly + handled by men who hope to see blood flow before long. The + Frenchman cannot yet venture to smite his Teutonic brother, but + he will do so when he has the chance; and thus two bands of + brethren, who might have dwelt together amicably, may shortly end + by inflicting untold agonies on each other. Both nations which so + savagely await the beginning of a mad struggle are supposed to be + followers of the Brother whose sweet message is read and repeated + by nearly all the men who live on our continent, yet they only + utter bitter words and think sullen thoughts, while the more + acrid of the two adversaries is the country which once inscribed + "Brotherhood" on its very banners. All round the arena wherein + the two great peoples defy each other the nations wait anxiously + for the delivery of the first stroke that shall give the signal + for wrath and woe; and, strangely, no one can tell which of the + onlookers is the more fervent professor of our Master's faith. + "Let brotherly love continue!"—that was the behest laid on + us all; and we manifest our brotherly love by invoking the spirit + of murder.</P> + + <P>We know what exquisite visions floated around the twelve who + first founded the Church on the principle of fraternity. No + brother was to be left poor; all were to hold goods in common; + every man should work for what he could, and receive what he + needed; but evil crept in, and dissension and heart-burning, and + ever since then the best of our poor besotted human race have + been groping blindly after fraternity and finding it never. I + always deprecate bitter or despondent views, or exaggerating the + importance of our feeble race—for, after all, the whole + time during which man has existed on earth is but as a brief + swallow-flight compared with the abysmal stretches of eternity; + but I confess that, when I see the flower of our race trained to + become killers of men and awaiting the opportunity to exercise + their murderous arts I feel a little sick at heart. Even they are + compelled to hear the commands of the lovely gospel of + fraternity, and, unless they die quickly in the fury of combat, + their last moments are spent in listening to the same blessed + words. It seems so mad and dreamlike that I have found myself + thinking that, despite all our confidence, the world may be but a + phantasmagoria, and ourselves, with our flesh that seems so + solid, may be no more than fleeting wraiths. There is no one to + rush between the scowling nations, as the poor hermit did between + the gladiators in wicked Rome; there is no one to say, "Poor, + silly peasant from pleasant France, why should you care to stab + and torment that other poor flaxen-haired simpleton from Silesia? + Your fields await you; if you were left to yourselves, then you + and the Silesian would be brothers, worshipping like trusting + children before the common Father of us all. And now you can find + nothing better to do than to do each other to death!" Like the + sanguine creatures who carried out the revolutionary movements of + 1789, 1830, 1848, and 1860, the weak among us are apt to cry + out—"Surely the time of fraternity has come at last!" Then, + when the murderous Empire, or the equally murderous Republic, or + the grim military despotism arrives instead of fraternity, the + weak ones are smitten with confusion. I pity them, for a + bitterness almost as of death must be lived through before one + learns that God indeed doeth all things well. The poor + Revolutionists thought that they must have rapid changes, and + their hysterical visions appeared to them like perfectly wise and + accurate glances into the future. They were in a hurry, + forgetting that we cannot change our marvellous society on a + sudden, any more than we can change a single tissue of our bodies + on a sudden—hence their frantic hopes and frantic despair. + If we gaze coolly round, we see that, in spite of a muttering, + threatening France and a watchful Germany, in spite of the huge + Russian storm-cloud that lowers heavily over Europe, in spite of + the venomous intrigues with which Austria is accredited, there + are still cheerful symptoms to be seen, and it may happen that + the very horror of war may at last drive all men to reject it, + and declare for fraternity. Look at that very France which is now + so electric with passion and suspicion, and compare it with the + France of long ago. The Gaul now thinks of killing the Teuton; + but in the time of the good King Henry IV. he delighted in + slaying his brother Gaul. The race who now only care to turn + their hands against a rival nation once fought among themselves + like starving rats in a pit. Even in the most polished society + the men used to pick quarrels to fight to the death. In one year + of King Henry's reign nine thousand French gentlemen were killed + in duels! Bad as we are, we are not likely to return to such a + state of things as then was seen. The men belonged to one nation, + and they ought to have banded together so that no foreign foe + might take advantage of them; and yet they chose rather to + slaughter each other at the rate of nearly one hundred and ninety + per week. Certainly, so far as France is concerned, we can see + some improvement; for, although the cowardly and abominable + practice of duelling is still kept up, only one man was killed + during the past twelve months, instead of nine thousand. In + England we have had nearly two hundred years of truce from civil + wars; in Germany the sections of the populace have at any rate + stopped fighting among themselves; in Italy there are no longer + the shameful feuds of Guelf and Ghibelline. It would seem, then, + that civil strife is passing away, and that countries which were + once the prey of bloodthirsty contending factions are now at + least peaceful within their own borders.</P> + + <P>If we reason from small things to great, we see that the + squabbling nests of murderers, or would-be murderers, who peopled + France, England, Germany, Austria, and Italy have given way to + compact nations which enjoy unbroken internal peace. The + struggles of business go on; the weak are trampled under foot in + the mad rush of the cities of men, but the actual infliction of + pain and death is not now dreamed of by Frenchman against + Frenchman or German against German. We must remember that there + never was so deadly and murderous a spirit displayed as during + the Thirty Years' War, and yet the peoples who then wrestled and + throttled each other are now peaceful under the same yoke. May we + not trust that a time will come when nations will see on a sudden + the blank folly of making war? Day by day the pressure of + armaments is growing greater, and we may almost hope that the + very fiendish nature of modern weapons may bring about a blessed + <I>reductio ad absurdum</I>, and leave war as a thing ludicrous, + and not to be contemplated by sane men! I find one gun specially + advertised in our Christian country, and warranted to kill as + many men in one minute as two companies of infantry could in + five! What will be the effect of the general introduction of this + delightful weapon? No force can possibly stand before it; no + armour or works can keep out the hail of its bullets. Supposing, + then, that benevolent science goes on improving the means of + slaughter, must there not come a time when people will utterly + refuse to continue the mad and miserable folly of war? Over the + whole of Britain we may find even now the marks of cannon-shot + discharged by Englishmen against the castles of other Englishmen. + Is there one man in Britain who can at this present moment bring + his imagination to conceive such an occurrence as an artillery + fight between bodies of Englishmen? It is almost too absurd to be + named even as a casual supposition. So far has fraternity spread. + Now, if we go on perfecting dynamite shells which can destroy one + thousand men by one explosion; if we increase the range of our + guns from twelve miles to twenty, and fight our pieces according + to directions signalled from a balloon, we shall be going the + very best way to make all men rise with one spasm of disgust, and + say, "No more of this!"</P> + + <P>We cannot hope to do away with evil speaking, with verbal + quarrelling, with mean grasping of benefits from less fortunate + brethren. Alas, the reign of brotherhood will be long in + eradicating the primeval combative instinct; but, when we compare + the quiet urbanity of a modern gathering with the loud and + senseless brawling which so often resulted from social assemblies + even at the beginning of this century we may take some heart and + hope on for the best. Our Lord had a clear vision of a time when + bitterness and evil-doing should cease, and His words are more + than a shadowy prediction. The fact is that, in striving + gradually to introduce the third of the conditions of life craved + by the poor feather-witted Frenchmen, the nations have a + comparatively easy task. We cannot have equality, physical + conditions having too much to do with giving the powers and + accomplishments of men; we can only claim liberty under the + supreme guidance of our Creator; but fraternity is quite a + possible consummation. Our greatest hero held it as the + Englishman's first duty to hate a Frenchman as he hated the + Devil; now that mad and cankered feeling has passed away, and why + should not the spread of common sense, common honesty, bring us + at last to see that our fellow-man is better when regarded as a + brother than as a possible assassin or thief?</P> + + <P>Our corporate life and progress as nations, or even as a race + of God's creatures, is much like the life and progress of the + individual. The children of men stumble often, fall often, + despair often, and yet the great universal movement goes on, and + even the degeneracy which must always go on side by side with + progress does not appreciably stay our advance. The individual + man cannot walk even twenty steps without actually saving himself + by a balancing movement from twenty falls. Every step tends to + become an ignominious tumble, and yet our poor body may very + easily move at the rate of four miles per hour, and we gain our + destinations daily. The human race, in spite of many slips, will + go on progressing towards good—that is, towards + kindness—that is, towards fraternity—that is, towards + the gospel, which at present seems so wildly and criminally + neglected. The mild and innocent Anarcharsis Clootz, who made his + way over the continent of Europe, and who came to our little + island, in his day always believed that the time for the + federation of mankind would come. Poor fellow—he died under + the murderous knife of the guillotine and did little to further + his beautiful project! He was esteemed a harmless lunatic; yet, + notwithstanding the twelve millions of armed men who trample + Europe, I do not think that Clootz was quite a lunatic after all. + Moreover, all men know that right must prevail, and they know + also that there is not a human being on earth who does not + believe by intuition that the gospel of brotherhood is right, + even as the life of its propounder was holy. The way is weary + toward the quarter where the rays of dawn will first break over + the shoulder of the earth. We walk on hoping, and, even if we + fall by the way, and all our hopes seem to be tardy of fruition, + yet others will hail the slow dawn of brotherhood when all now + living are dead and still.</P> + + <P><I>September, 1888.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='LITTLE_WARS' id="LITTLE_WARS"></A> + + <H2><I>LITTLE WARS</I>.</H2><BR> + + <P>Just at this present our troops are engaged in fighting + various savage tribes in various parts of the world, and the + humorous journalist speaks of the affairs as "little wars." There + is something rather gruesome in this airy flippancy proceeding + from comfortable gentlemen who are in nice studies at home. The + Burmese force fights, marches, toils in an atmosphere which would + cause some of the airy critics to faint; the Thibetan force must + do as much climbing as would satisfy the average Alpine + performer; and all the soldiers carry their lives in their hands. + What is a little war? Is any war little to a man who loses his + life in it? I imagine that when a wounded fighter comes to face + his last hour he regards the particular war in which he is + engaged as quite the most momentous affair in the world so far as + he is concerned. To me the whole spectacle of the little wars is + most grave, both as regards the nation and as regards the + individual Britons who must suffer and fall. Our destiny is heavy + upon us; we must "dree our weirde," for we have begun walking on + the road of conquest, and we must go forward or die. The man who + has the wolf by the ears cannot let go his hold; we cannot + slacken our grip on anything that once we have clutched. But it + is terrible to see how we are bleeding at the extremities. I + cannot give the figures detailing our losses in little wars + during the past forty years, but they are far worse than we + incurred in the world-shaking fight of Waterloo. Incessantly the + drip, drip of national blood-shedding goes on, and no end seems + to be gained, save the grim consciousness that we must suffer and + never flinch. The graves of our best and dearest—our hardy + loved ones—are scattered over the ends of the earth, and + the little wars are answerable for all. England, in her + blundering, half-articulate fashion, answers, "Yes, they had to + die; their mother asked for their blood, and they gave it." So + then from scores of punctures the life-blood of the mother of + nations drops, and each new bloodshed leads to yet further + bloodshed, until the deadly series looks endless. We sent Burnes + to Cabul, and we betrayed him in the most dastardly way by the + mouth of a Minister. England, the great mother, was not + answerable for that most unholy of crimes; it was the talking + men, the glib Parliament cowards. Burnes was cut to pieces and an + army lost. Crime brings forth crime, and thus we had to butcher + more Afghans. Every inch of India has been bought in the same + way; one war wins territory which must be secured by another war, + and thus the inexorable game is played on. In Africa we have + fared in the same way, and thus from many veins the red stream is + drained, and yet the proud heart of the mother continues to beat + strongly. It is so hard for men to die; it is as hard for the + Zulu and the Afghan and the Ghoorka as it is for the civilized + man, and that is why I wish it were Britain's fortune to be + allowed to cease from the shedding of blood. If the corpses of + the barbarians whom we have destroyed within the past ten years + could only be laid out in any open space and shown to our + populace, there would be a shudder of horror felt through the + country; yet, while the sweet bells chime to us about peace and + goodwill, we go on sending myriads of men out of life, and the + nation pays no more heed to that steady ruthless killing than it + does to the slaughter of oxen. Alas!</P> + + <P>Then, if we think of the lot of those who fight for us and + slaughter our hapless enemies by deputy as it were, their luck + seems very hard. When the steady lines moved up the Alma slope + and the men were dropping so fast, the soldiers knew that they + were performing their parts as in a vast theatre; their country + would learn the story of their deed, and the feats of individuals + would be amply recorded. But, when a man spends months in a + far-off rocky country, fighting day after day, watching night + after night, and knowing that at any moment the bullet of a + prowling Ghilzai or Afridi may strike him, he has very little + consolation indeed. When one comes to think of the matter from + the humorous point of view—though there is more grim fact + than fun in it—it does seem odd that we should be compelled + to spend two thousand pounds on an officer's education, and then + send him where he may be wiped out of the world in an instant by + a savage little above the level of the Bushman. I pity the poor + savages, but I certainly pity the refined and highly-trained + English soldier more. The latest and most delightful of our + Anglo-Indians has put the matter admirably in verse which carries + a sting even amidst its pathos. He calls his verses "Arithmetic + on the Frontier."</P><SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>A great + and glorious thing it is</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>To learn for seven years or + so</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>The Lord knows what of that or + this,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Ere reckoned fit to face the + foe,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>The flying bullet down the + pass,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>That whistles clear, "All flesh + is grass."</SPAN><BR> + <BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Three hundred pounds per annum + spent</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>On making brain and body + meeter</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>For all the murderous + intent</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Comprised in villainous + saltpetre!</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>And after—ask the + Yusufzaies</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>What comes of all our + 'ologies.</SPAN><BR> + <BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>A scrimmage in a border + station,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>A canter down some dark + defile—</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Two thousand pounds of + education</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Drops to a ten-rupee + jezail!</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>The crammer's boast, the + squadron's pride</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Shot like a rabbit in a + ride.</SPAN><BR> + <BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>No proposition Euclid + wrote,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>No formulae the text-book + know,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Will turn the bullet from your + coat</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Or ward the tulwar's downward + blow;</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Strike hard who + cares—shoot straight who can—</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>The odds are on the cheaper + man.</SPAN><BR> + <BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>One sword-knot stolen from the + camp</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Will pay for all the school + expenses</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Of any Kurrum Valley + scamp</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Who knows no word of moods and + tenses,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>But, being blessed with perfect + sight,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Picks off our messmates left + and right.</SPAN><BR> + <BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>With home-bred hordes the + hillsides teem;</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>The troop-ships bring us one by + one,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>At vast expense of time and + steam,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>To slay Afridis where they + run.</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>The captives of our bow and + spear</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Are cheap, alas, as we are + dear!</SPAN><BR> + + <P>There is a world of meaning in those half-sad, half-smiling + lines, and many an hour-long discourse might fail to throw more + lurid light on one of the strangest historical problems in the + world. The flower of England's manhood must needs go; and our + most brilliant scholars, our boldest riders, our most perfect + specimens of physical humanity drop like rabbits to the fire of + half-naked savages! The bright boy, the hero of school and + college, the brisk, active officer, passes away into obscurity. + The mother weeps—perhaps some one nearer and dearer than + all is stricken: but the dead Englishman's name vanishes from + memory like a fleck of haze on the side of the valley where he + sleeps. England—cold, inexorable, indifferent—has + other sons to take the dead man's place and perhaps share his + obscurity; and the doomed host of fair gallant youths moves + forward ever in serried, fearless lines towards the shadows. That + is what it costs to be a mighty nation. It is sorrowful to think + of the sacrificed men—sacrificed to fulfil England's + imposing destiny; it is sorrowful to think of the mourners who + cannot even see their darling's grave; yet there is something + grandiose and almost morbidly impressive in the attitude of + Britain. She waves her imperial hand and says, "See what my place + in the world is! My bravest, my most skilful, may die in a fight + that is no more than a scuffling brawl; they go down to the dust + of death unknown, but the others come on unflinching. It is hard + that I should part with my precious sons in mean warfare, but the + fates will have it so, and I am equal to the call of fate." Thus + the sovereign nation. Those who have no very pompous notions are + willing to recognize the savage grandeur of our advance; but I + cannot help thinking of the lonely graves, the rich lives + squandered, the reckless casting away of human life, which are + involved in carrying out our mysterious mission in the great + peninsula. Our graves are spread thickly over the deadly plains; + our brightest and best toil and suffer and die, and they have + hardly so much as a stone to mark their sleeping-place; our blood + has watered those awful stretches from the Himalayas to Comorin, + and we may call Hindostan the graveyard of Britain's noblest. + People who see only the grizzled veterans who lounge away their + days at Cheltenham or Brighton think that the fighting trade must + be a very nice one after all. To retire at fifty with a thousand + a year is very pleasant no doubt; but then every one of those + war-worn gentlemen who returns to take his ease represents a + score who have perished in fights as undignified as a street + brawl. "More legions!" said Varus; "More legions!" says England; + and our regiments depart without any man thinking of <I>Morituri + te salittant!</I> Yes; that phrase might well be in the mind of + every British man who fares down the Red Sea and enters the + Indian furnace. Those about to die, salute thee, O England, our + mother! Is it worth while? Sometimes I have my doubts. Moreover, + I never talk with one of our impassive, masterful Anglo-Indians + without feeling sorry that their splendid capacities should be so + often cast into darkness, and their fame confined to the gossip + of a clump of bungalows. Verily our little wars use up an immense + quantity of raw material in the shape of intellect and power. A + man whose culture is far beyond that of the mouthing politicians + at home and whose statesmanship is not to be compared to the + ignorant crudities of the pigmies who strut and fret on the + English party stage—this man spends great part of a + lifetime in ruling and fighting; he gives every force of a great + intellect and will to his labours, and he achieves definite and + beneficent practical results; yet his name is never mentioned in + England, and any vulgar vestryman would probably outweigh him in + the eyes of the populace. Carlyle says that we should despise + fame. "Do your work," observes the sage, "and never mind the + rest. When your duty is done, no further concern rests with you." + And then the aged thinker goes on to snarl at puny creatures who + are not content to be unknown. Well, that is all very stoical and + very grand, and so forth; but Carlyle forgot human nature. He + himself raged and gnashed his teeth because the world neglected + him, and I must with every humility ask forgiveness of his + <I>manes</I> if I express some commiseration for the unknown + braves who perish in our little wars. Our callousness as + individuals can hardly be called lordly, though the results are + majestic; we accept supreme services, and we accept the supreme + sacrifice (Skin for skin: all that a man hath will he give for + his life), and we very rarely think fit to growl forth a chance + word of thanks. Luckily our splendid men are not very + importunate, and most of them accept with silent humour the + neglect which befalls them. An old fighting general once + remarked, "These fellows are in luck since the telegraph and the + correspondents have been at work. We weren't so fortunate in my + day. I went through the Crimea and the Mutiny, and there was yet + another affair in 1863 that was hotter than either, so far as + close fighting and proportional losses of troops were concerned. + A force of three thousand was sent against the Afghans, and they + never gave us much rest night or day. They seemed determined to + give their lives away, and they wouldn't be denied. I've seen + them come on and grab at the muzzles of the rifles. We did a lot + of fighting behind rough breastworks, but sometimes they would + rush us then. We lost thirty officers out of thirty-four before + we were finished. Well, when I came home and went about among the + clubs, the fellows used to say to me, 'What was this affair of + yours up in the hills? We had no particulars except the fact that + you were fighting.' And that expedition cost ten times as many + men as your Egyptian one, besides causing six weeks of almost + constant fighting; yet not a newspaper had a word to say about + it! We never grumbled much—it was all in the day's work; + but it shows how men's luck varies."</P> + + <P>There spoke the old fighter, "Duty first, and take your chance + of the rest." True; but could not one almost wish that those + forlorn heroes who saved our frontier from savage hordes might + have gained just a little of that praise so dear to the frivolous + mind of man? It was not to be; the dead men's bones have long ago + sunk into the kindly earth, the wind flows down the valleys, and + the fighters sleep in the unknown glens and on far-distant + hillsides with no record save the curt clerk's mark in the + regimental list—"Dead."</P> + + <P>When I hear the merry pressman chatting about little wars and + proudly looking down on "mere skirmishes," I cannot restrain a + movement of impatience. Are our few dead not to be considered + because they were few? Supposing they had swarmed forward in some + great battle of the West and died with thousands of others amid + the hurricane music of hundreds of guns, would the magnitude of + the battle make any difference?</P> + + <P>Honour to those who risk life and limb for England; honour to + them, whether they die amid loud battle or in the far-away + dimness of a little war!</P> + + <P><I>September, 1888.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='THE_BRITISH_FESTIVAL' id="THE_BRITISH_FESTIVAL"></A> + + <H2><I>THE BRITISH FESTIVAL</I>.</H2><BR> + + <P>Again and again I have talked about the delights of leisure, + and I always advise worn worldlings to renew their youth and gain + fresh ideas amid the blessed calm of the fields and the trees. + But I lately watched an immense procession of holiday-makers + travelling mile after mile in long-drawn sequence—and the + study caused me to have many thoughts. There was no mistake about + the intentions of the vast mob. They started with a steadfast + resolution to be jolly—and they kept to their resolution so + long as they were coherent of mind. It was a strange + sight—a population probably equal to half that of Scotland + all plunged into a sort of delirium and nearly all forgetting the + serious side of life. As I gazed on the frantic assembly, I + wondered how the English ever came to be considered a grave solid + nation; I wondered, moreover, how a great percentage of men + representing a nation of conquerors, explorers, administrators, + inventors, should on a sudden decide to go mad for a day. + Perhaps, after all, the catchword "Merry England" meant really + "Mad England"; perhaps the good days which men mourned for after + the grim shade of Puritanism came over the country were neither + more nor less than periods of wild orgies; perhaps we have reason + to be thankful that the national carnivals do not now occur very + often. Our ancestors had a very peculiar idea of what constituted + a merry-making, and there are many things in ancient art and + literature which tempt us to fancy that a certain crudity + distinguished the festivals of ancient days; but still the + latter-day frolic in all its monstrous proportions is not to be + studied by a philosophic observer without profoundly moving + thoughts arising. As I gazed on the endless flow of travellers, I + could hardly help wondering how the mob would conduct themselves + during any great social convulsion. Some gushing persons talk + about the good humour and orderliness of the British crowd. Well, + I allow that the better class of holiday-makers exhibit a kind of + rough good nature; but, whenever "sport" is in question, we find + that a certain class come to the front—a class who are not + genial or merry, but purely lawless. While the huge carnival is + in progress during one delirious day, we have a chance of seeing + in a mild form what would happen if a complete national disaster + caused society to become fundamentally disordered. The beasts of + prey come forth from their lairs, the most elementary rules of + conduct are forgotten or bluntly disregarded, and the law-abiding + citizen may see robbery and violence carried on in broad + daylight. In some cases it happens that organized bands of + thieves rob one man after another with a brutal effrontery which + quite shames the minor abilities of Macedonian or Calabrian + brigands. Forty or fifty consummate scoundrels work in concert; + and it often happens that even the betting-men are seized, raised + from the ground, and shaken until their money falls and is + scrambled for by eager rascaldom. Wherever there Is sport the + predatory animals flock together; and I thought, when last I saw + the crew, "If a foreign army were in movement against England and + a panic arose, there would be little mercy for quiet citizens." + On a hasty computation, I should say that an ordinary Derby Day + brings together an army of wastrels and criminals strong enough + to sack London if once the initial impetus were given; and who + can say what blind chance may supply that impetus even in our + day? There is not so much sheer foulness nowadays as there used + to be; the Yahoo element—male and female—is not + obtrusive; and it is even possible for a lady to remain in + certain quarters of the mighty Downs without being offended in + any way. Our grandfathers—and our fathers, for that + matter—had a somewhat acrid conception of humour, and the + offscourings of the city ministered to this peculiar humorous + sense in a singular way. But a leaven of propriety has now crept + in, and the evil beings who were wont to pollute the sweet air + preserve some moderate measure of seemliness. I am willing to + welcome every sign of improving manners; and yet I must say that + the great British Festival is a sorry and even horrible + spectacle. What is the net result or purpose of the whole + display? Cheery scribes babble about "Isthmian games" and the + glorious air of the Surrey hills, and they try to put on a sort + of jollity and semblance of well-being; but the sham is a poor + one, and the laughing hypocrites know in their hearts that the + vast gathering of people means merely waste, idleness, thievery, + villainy, vice of all kinds—and there is next to no + compensation for the horrors which are crowded together. I would + fain pick out anything good from the whole wild spectacle; but I + cannot, and so give up the attempt with a sort of sick despair. + There is something rather pleasant in the sight of a merry lad + who attends his first Derby, for he sees only the vivid rush and + movement of crowds; but to a seasoned observer and thinker the + tremendous panorama gives suggestions only of evil. I hardly have + patience to consider the fulsome talk of the writers who print + insincerities by the column year by year. They know that the + business is evil, and yet they persist in speaking as if there + were some magic influence in the reeking crowd which, they + declare, gives health and tone to body and mind. The dawdling + parties who lunch on the Hill derive no particular harm; but then + how they waste money and time! Plunderers of all sorts flourish + in a species of blind whirl of knavery; but no worthy person + derives any good from the cruel waste of money and strength and + energy. The writers know all this, and yet they go on turning out + their sham cordiality, sham congratulations, sham justifications; + while any of us who know thoroughly the misery and mental death + and ruin of souls brought on by racing and gambling are labelled + as un-English or churlish or something of the kind. Why should we + be called churlish? Is it not true that a million of men and + women waste a day on a pursuit which brings them into contact + with filthy intemperance, stupid debauch, unspeakable coarseness? + The eruptive sportsman tells us that the sight of a good man on a + good horse should stir every manly impulse in a Briton. What + rubbish! What manliness can there be in watching a poor baby-colt + flogged along by a dwarf? If one is placed at some distance from + the course, then one may find the glitter of the pretty silk + jackets pleasing; but, should one chance to be near enough to see + what is termed "an exciting finish," one's general conception of + the manliness of racing may be modified. From afar off the + movement of the jockeys' whip-hands is no more suggestive than + the movement of a windmill's sails; but, when one hears the + "flack, flack" of the whalebone and sees the wales rise on the + dainty skin of the immature horse, one does not feel quite joyous + or manly. I have seen a long lean creature reach back with his + right leg and keep on jobbing with the spur for nearly four + hundred yards of a swift finish; I saw another manikin lash a + good horse until the animal fairly curved its back in agony and + writhed its head on one side so violently that the manly + sporting-men called it an ungenerous brute. Where does the fun + come in for the onlookers? There is one good old thoroughbred + which remembers a fearful flogging that he received twenty-two + years ago; if he hears the voice of the man who lashed him, he + sweats profusely, and trembles so much that he is like to fall + down. How is the breed of horses directly improved by that kind + of sport? No; the thousands of wastrels who squander the day and + render themselves unsettled and idle for a week are not thinking + of horses or of taking a healthy outing; they are obeying an + unhealthy gregarious instinct which in certain circumstances + makes men show clear signs of acute mania. If we look at the + unadulterated absurdity of the affair, we may almost be tempted + to rage like Carlyle or Swift. For weeks there are millions of + people who talk of little else save the doings of useless dumb + animals which can perform no work in the world and which at best + are beautiful toys. When the thoroughbreds actually engage in + their contest, there is no man of all the imposing multitude who + can see them gallop for more than about thirty seconds; the last + rush home is seen only by the interesting mortals who are on the + great stand; and the entire performance which interests some + persons for a year is all over in less than three minutes. This + is the game on which Englishmen lavish wild hopes, keen + attention, and good money—this is the sport of kings which + gluts the pockets of greedy knaves! A vast city—nay, a vast + empire—is partially disorganized for a day in order that + some dwarfish boys may be seen flogging immature horses during a + certain number of seconds, and we learn that there is something + "English," and even chivalrous, in the foolish wastrel + proceedings.</P> + + <P>My conceptions of English virtues are probably rudimentary; + but I quite fail to discover where the "nobility" of horse-racing + and racecourse picnicing appears. My notion of "nobility" belongs + to a bygone time; and I was gratified by hearing of one very + noble deed at the moment when the flashy howling mob were + trooping forward to that great debauch which takes place around + the Derby racecourse. A great steamer was flying over a Southern + sea, and the sharks were showing their fins and prowling around + with evil eyes. The <I>Rimutaka</I> spun on her way, and all the + ship's company were cheerful and careless. Suddenly a poor crazy + woman sprang over the side and was drifted away by a + surface-current; while the irresistible rush of the steamer could + not of course be easily stayed. A good Englishman—honour + for ever to his name!—jumped into the water, swam a quarter + of a mile, and, by heaven's grace, escaped the wicked sea-tigers + and saved the unhappy distraught woman. That man's name is + Cavell: and I think of "nobility" in connection with him, and not + in connection with the manikins who rush over Epsom Downs.</P> + + <P>I like to give a thought to the nobility of those men who + guard and rule a mighty empire; but I think very little of the + creatures who merely consume food and remain at home in rascally + security. What a farce to talk of encouraging "athletics"! The + poor manikin who gets up on a racer is not an athlete in any + rational sense of the term. He is a wiry emaciated being whose + little muscles are strung like whipcord; but it is strange to + dignify him as an athlete. If he once rises above nine stone in + weight, his life becomes a sort of martyrdom; but, abstemious and + self-contained as he is, we can hardly give him the name which + means so much to all healthy Englishmen. For some time each day + the wondrous specimen of manhood must stew in a Turkish bath or + between blankets; he tramps for miles daily if his feet keep + sound; he starts at five in the morning and perhaps rides a trial + or two; then he takes his weak tea and toast, then exercise or + sweating; then comes his stinted meal; and then he starves until + night. To call such a famished lean fellow a follower of "noble" + sport is too much. Other British men deny themselves; but then + think of the circumstances! Far away among the sea of mountains + on our Indian frontier a gallant Englishman remains in charge of + his lonely station; his Pathans or Ghoorkas are fine fellows, and + perhaps some brave old warrior will use the privilege of age and + stroll in to chat respectfully to the Sahib. But it is all + lonely—drearily lonely. The mountain partridge may churr at + sunrise and sundown; the wily crows may play out their odd + life-drama daily; the mountain winds may rush roaring through the + gullies until the village women say they can hear the hoofs of + the brigadier's horse. But what are these desert sounds and + sights for the laboriously-cultured officer? His nearest comrade + is miles off; his spirit must dwell alone. And yet such men hang + on at their dreary toil; and who can ever hear them complain, + save in their semi-humorous letters to friends at home? They + often carry their lives in their hands; but they can only hope to + rest unknown if the chance goes against them. I call those men + noble. There are no excited thousands for them to figure before; + they scarcely have the honour of mention in a despatch; but they + go on in grim silence, working out their own destiny and the + destiny of this colossal empire. When I compare them with the + bold sportsmen, I feel something like disgust. The real + high-hearted heroes do not crave rewards—if they did, they + would reap very little. The bold man who risked everything to + save the <I>Calliope</I> will never earn as much in a year as a + horse-riding manikin can in two months. That is the way we + encourage our finest merit. And meantime at the "Isthmian games" + the hordes of scoundreldom who dwell at ease can enjoy themselves + to their hearts' content in their own dreadful way; they break + out in their usual riot of foulness; they degrade the shape of + man; and the burly moralists look on robustly, and say that it is + good.</P> + + <P>I never think of the great British carnival without feeling + that the dregs of that ugly crowd will one day make history in a + fashion which will set the world shuddering. I have no pity for + ruined gamblers; but I am indignant when we see the worst of + human kind luxuriating in abominable idleness and luxury on the + foul fringe of the hateful racecourse. No sumptuary law will ever + make any inroad on the cruel evil; and my feeling is one of + sombre hopelessness.</P><BR> + + <P><I>July, 1889.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='SEASONABLE_NONSENSE' id="SEASONABLE_NONSENSE"></A> + + <H2><I>SEASONABLE NONSENSE</I>.</H2><BR> + + <P>The most hard-hearted of cynics must pity the poor daily + journalist who is calmly requested nowadays to produce a + Christmas article. For my own part I decline to meddle with holly + and jollity and general goodwill, and I have again and again + protested against the insane Beggars' Carnival which breaks out + yearly towards the beginning of December. A man may be pleased + enough to hear his neighbour express goodwill, but he does not + want his neighbour's hand held forth to grasp our Western + equivalent for "backsheesh." In Egypt the screeching Arabs make + life miserable with their ceaseless dismal yell, "<I>Backsheesh, + Howaji!</I>" The average British citizen is also hailed with + importunate cries which are none the less piercing and annoying + from the fact that they are translated into black and white. The + ignoble frivolity of the swarming circulars, the obvious + insincerity of the newspaper appeals, the house-to-house calls, + tend steadily to vulgarize an ancient and a beautiful + institution, and alienate the hearts of kindly people who do not + happen to be abject simpletons. The outbreak of kindness is + sometimes genuine on the part of the donors; but it is often + merely surface-kindness, and the gifts are bestowed in a bitter + and grudging spirit. Let me ask, What are the real feelings of a + householder who is requested to hand out a present to a turncock + or dustman whom he has never seen? The functionaries receive fair + wages for unskilled labour, yet they come smirking cheerfully + forward and prefer a claim which has no shadow of justification. + If a flower-seller is rather too importunate in offering her + wares, she is promptly imprisoned for seven days or fined; if a + costermonger halts for a few minutes in a thoroughfare and cries + his goods, his stock maybe confiscated; yet the privileged + Christmas mendicant may actually proceed to insolence if his + claims are ignored; and the meek Briton submits to the insult. I + cannot sufficiently deplore the progress of this spirit of + beggardom, for it is acting and reacting in every direction all + over the country. Long ago we lamented the decay of manly + independence among the fishermen of those East Coast ports which + have become watering-places. Big bearded fellows whose fathers + would have stared indignantly at the offer of a gratuity are + ready to hold out their hands and touch their caps to the most + vulgar dandy that ever swaggered. To any one who knew and loved + the whole breed of seamen and fishermen, a walk along Yarmouth + sands in September is among the most purely depressing + experiences in life. But the demoralization of the seaside + population is not so distressing as that of the general + population in great cities. We all know Adam Bede—the very + finest portrait of the old-fashioned workman ever done. If George + Eliot had represented Adam as touching his cap for a sixpence, we + should have gasped with surprise at the incongruity. Can we + imagine an old-world stonemason like Hugh Miller begging coppers + from a farmer on whose steading he happened to be employed? The + thing is preposterous! But now a strong London artizan will + coolly ask for his gratuity just as if he were a mere + link-boy!</P> + + <P>It is pleasant to turn to kindlier themes; it is pleasant to + think of the legitimate rejoicings and kindnesses in which the + most staid of us may indulge. Far be it from me to emulate the + crabbed person who proposed to form a "Society for the Abolition + of Christmas." The event to be commemorated is by far the + greatest in the history of our planet; all others become hardly + worthy of mention when we think of it; and nothing more momentous + can happen until the last catastrophe, when a chilled and + tideless earth shall roll through space, and when no memory shall + remain of the petty creatures who for a brief moment disturbed + its surface. The might of the Empire of Rome brooded over the + fairest portions of the known world, and it seemed as though + nothing could shake that colossal power; the pettiest officer of + the Imperial staff was of more importance than all the natives of + Syria; and yet we see that the fabric of Roman rule has passed + away like a vision, while the faith taught by a band of poor + Syrian men has mastered the minds of the strongest nations in the + world. The poor disciples whom the Master left became apostles; + footsore and weary they wandered—they were scorned and + imprisoned and tortured until the last man of them had passed + away. Their work has subdued princes and empires, and the bells + that ring out on Christmas Eve remind us not only of the most + tremendous occurrence in history, but of the deeds of a few + humble souls who conquered the fear of death and who resigned the + world in order that the children of the world might be made + better. A tremendous Event truly! We are far, far away from the + ideal, it is true; and some of us may feel a thrill of sick + despair when we think of what the sects have done and what they + have not done—it all seems so slow, so hopeless, and the + powers of evil assert themselves ever and again with such hideous + force. Some withdraw themselves to fierce isolation; some remain + in the world, mocking the ways of men and treating all life as an + ugly jest; some refuse to think at all, and drag themselves into + oblivion; while some take one frantic sudden step and leave the + world altogether by help of bullet or bare bodkin. A man of light + mind who endeavoured to reconcile all the things suggested to him + by the coming of Christmas would probably become demented if he + bent his entire intellect to solve the puzzles. + Thousands—millions—of books have been written about + the Christian theology, and half of European mankind cannot claim + to have any fixed and certain belief which leads to right + conduct. Some of the noblest and sweetest souls on earth have + given way to chill hopelessness, and only a very bold or a very + thick-sighted man could blame them; we must be tender towards all + who are perplexed, especially when we see how terrible are the + reasons for perplexity. Nevertheless, dark as the outlook may be + in many directions, men are slowly coming to see that the service + of God is the destruction of enmity, and that the religion of + tenderness and pity alone can give happiness during our dark + pilgrimage.</P> + + <P>Far back in last winter a man was forcing his way across a + dreary marsh in the very teeth of a wind that seemed to catch his + throat in an icy grip, stopping the breath at intervals and + chilling the very heart. Coldly the grey breakers rolled under + the hard lowering sky; coldly the western light flickered on the + iron slopes of far-off hills; coldly the last beams struck on the + water and made chance wavelets flash with a terrible glitter. The + night rushed down, and the snow descended fiercely; the terrified + cattle tried to find shelter from the scourge of the storm; a + hollow roar rang sullenly amid the darkness; stray sea-birds far + overhead called weirdly, and it seemed as if the spirit of evil + were abroad in the night. In darkness the man fought onward, + thinking of the unhappy wretches who sometimes lie down on the + snow and let the final numbness seize their hearts. Then came a + friendly shout—then lights—and then the glow of + warmth that filled a broad room with pleasantness. All the night + long the mad gusts tore at the walls and made them vibrate; all + night the terrible music rose into shrieks and died away in low + moaning, and ever the savage boom of the waves made a vast + under-song. Then came visions of the mournful sea that we all + know so well, and the traveller thought of the honest fellows who + must spend their Christmas-time amid warring forces that make the + works of man seem puny. What a picture that is—The Toilers + of the Sea in Winter! Christmas Eve comes with no joyous jangling + of bells; the sun stoops to the sea, glaring lividly through + whirls of snow, and the vessel roars through the water; black + billows rush on until their crests topple into ruin, and then the + boiling white water shines fitfully like some strange lambent + flame; the breeze sings hoarsely among the cordage; the whole + surface flood plunges on as if some immense cataract must soon + appear after the rapids are passed. Every sea that the vessel + shatters sends up a flying waterspout; and the frost acts with + amazing suddenness, so that the spars, the rigging, and the deck + gather layer after layer of ice. Supposing the vessel is employed + in fishing, then the men in the forecastle crouch round the + little fire, or shiver on their soaked beds, and perhaps growl + out a few words of more or less cheerful talk. Stay with the + helmsman, and you may know what the mystery and horror of utter + gloom are really like. There is danger everywhere—a sudden + wave may burst the deck or heave the vessel down on her side; a + huge dim cloud may start shapelessly from the murk, and, before a + word of warning can be uttered, a great ship may crash into the + labouring craft. In that case hope is gone, for the boat is + bedded in a mass of ice and all the doomed seamen must take the + deadly plunge to eternity. Ah, think of this, you who rest in the + glow of beautiful homes! Then the morning—the grey + desolation! No words can fairly picture the utter cheerlessness + of a wintry dawn at sea. The bravest of men feel something like + depression or are pursued by cruel apprehensions. The solid + masses of ice have gripped every block, and the ropes will not + run; the gaunt masts stand up like pallid ghosts in the grey + light, and still the volleys of snow descend at intervals. All + the ships seem to be cowering away, scared and beaten; even the + staunch sea-gulls have taken refuge in fields and quiet rivers; + and only the seamen have no escape. The mournful red stretches of + the Asiatic deserts are wild enough, but there are warmth and + marvellous light, and those who well know the moaning wastes say + that their fascination sinks on the soul. The wintry sea has no + fascination—no consolation; it is hungry, + inhospitable—sometimes horrible. But even there Christ + walks the waters in spirit. In an ordinary vessel the rudest + seaman is made to think of the great day, and, even if he goes on + grumbling and swearing on the morrow, he is apt to be softened + and slightly subdued for one day at least. The fishermen on the + wild North Sea are cared for, and merry scenes are to be + witnessed even when landsmen might shudder in terror. Certain + gallant craft, like strong yachts, glide about among the plunging + smacks; each of the yachts has a brave blue flag at the masthead, + and the vessels are laden with kindly tokens from thousands of + gentle souls on shore. Surely there is no irreverence in saying + that the Master walks the waters to this day?</P> + + <P>We Britons must of course express some of our emotions by + eating and drinking freely. No political party can pretend to + adjust the affairs of the Empire until the best-advertised + members have met together at a dinner-table; no prominent man can + be regarded as having achieved the highest work in politics, or + art, or literature, or histrionics, until he has been delicately + fed in company with a large number of brother mortals; and no + anniversary can possibly be celebrated without an immense + consumption of eatables and drinkables. The rough men of the + North Sea have the national instinct, and their mode of + recognizing the festive season is quite up to the national + standard. The North Sea fisherman would not nowadays approve of + the punch-bowls and ancient ale which Dickens loved so much to + praise, for he is given to the most severe forms of abstinence; + but it is a noble sight when he proceeds to show what he can do + in the way of Christmas dining. If he is one of the sharers in a + parcel from on shore, he is fortunate, for he may possibly + partake of a pudding which might be thrown over the masthead + without remaining whole after its fall on deck; but it matters + little if he has no daintily-prepared provender. Jack Fisherman + seats himself on a box or on the floor of the cabin; he produces + his clasp-knife and prepares for action. When his huge tin dish + is piled with a miscellaneous assortment of edibles, it presents + a spectacle which might make all Bath and Matlock and Royat and + Homburg shudder; but the seaman, despising the miserable luxuries + of fork and spoon, attacks the amazing conglomeration with + enthusiasm. His Christmas pudding may resemble any geological + formation that you like to name, and it may be unaccountably + allied with a perplexing maze of cabbage and + potatoes—nothing matters. Christmas must be kept up, and + the vast lurches of the vessel from sea to sea do not at all + disturb the fine equanimity of the fellows who are bent on + solemnly testifying, by gastronomic evidence, to the loyalty with + which Christmas is celebrated among orthodox Englishmen. The poor + lads toil hard, live hard, and they certainly feed hard; but, + with all due respect, it must be said also that they mostly pray + hard; and, if any one of the cynical division had been among the + seamen during that awful time five years ago, he would have seen + that among the sea-toilers at least the "glad" season is glad in + something more than name—for the gladness is serious. + Sights of the same kind may be seen on great ships that are + careering over the myriad waterways that net the surface of the + globe; the smart man-of-war, the great liner, the slow deep-laden + barque toiling wearily round the Horn, are all manned by crews + that keep up the aged tradition more or less merrily; and woe + betide the cook that fails in his duty! That lost man's fate may + be left to the eye of imagination. Under the Southern Cross the + fair summer weather glows; but the good Colonists have their + little rejoicings without the orthodox adjuncts of snow and + frozen fingers and iron roads. Far up in the bush the men + remember to make some kind of rude attempt at improvising + Christmas rites, and memories of the old country are present with + many a good fellow who is facing his first hard luck. But the + climate makes no difference; and, apart from all religious + considerations, there is no social event that so draws together + the sympathies of the whole English race all over the world.</P> + + <P>At Nainee Tal, or any other of our stations in our wondrous + Indian possession, the day is kept. Alas, how dreary it is for + the hearts that are craving for home! The moon rises through the + majestic arch of the sky and makes the tamarisk-trees gorgeous; + the warm air flows gently; the dancers float round to the wild + waltz-rhythm; and the imitation of home is kept up with zeal by + the stout general, the grave and scholarly judge, the fresh + subaltern, and by all the bright ladies who are in exile. But + even these think of the quiet churches in sweet English places; + they think of the purple hedges, the sharp scent of frost-bitten + fields, the glossy black ice, and the hissing ring of the skates. + I know that, religiously as Christmas is kept up even on the + frontier in India, the toughest of the men long for home, and + pray for the time when the blessed regions of Brighton and + Torquay and Cheltenham may receive the worn pensioner. One poet + says something of the Anglo-Indian's longing for home at + Christmas-time; he speaks with melancholy of the folly of those + who sell their brains for rupees and go into exile, and he + appears to be ready, for his own part, to give up his share in + the glory of our Empire if only he can see the friendly fields in + chill December. I sympathize with him. Away with the mendicants, + rich and poor—away with the gushing parasites who use a + kindly instinct and a sacred name in order to make mean + profit—away with the sordid hucksters who play with the era + of man's hope as though the very name of the blessed time were a + catchword to be used like the abominable party-cries of + politicians! But when I come to men and women who understand the + real significance of the day—when I come to charitable + souls who are reminded of One who was all Charity, and who gave + an impulse to the world which two thousand years have only + strengthened—when I come among these, I say, "Give us as + much Yule-tide talk as ever you please, do your deeds of + kindness, take your fill of innocent merriment, and deliver us + from the pestilence of quacks and mendicants!" It is when I think + of the ghastly horror of our own great central cities that I feel + at once the praiseworthiness and the hopelessness of all attempts + to succour effectually the immense mass of those who need + charity. Hopeless, helpless lives are lived by human creatures + who are not much above the brutes. Alas, how much may be learned + from a journey through the Midlands! We may talk of merry frosty + days and starlit nights and unsullied snow and Christmas cheer; + but the potter and the iron-worker know as much about cheeriness + as they do about stainless snow. Then there is London to be + remembered. A cheery time there will be for the poor creatures + who hang about the dock-gates and fight for the chance of earning + the price of a meal! In that blank world of hunger and cold and + enforced idleness there is nothing that the gayest optimist could + describe as joyful, and some of us will have to face the sight of + it during the winter that is now at hand. What can be done? Hope + seems to have deserted many of our bravest; we hear the dark note + of despair all round, and it is only the sight of the + workers—the kindly workers—that enables us to bear up + against deadly depression and dark pessimism.</P> + + <P><I>December, 1888.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='THE_FADING_YEAR' id="THE_FADING_YEAR"></A> + + <H2><I>THE FADING YEAR</I>.</H2><BR> + + <P>Even in this distressed England of ours there are still + districts where the simple reapers regard the harvest labour as a + frolic; the dulness of their still lives is relieved by a burst + of genuine but coarse merriment, and their abandoned glee is not + unpleasant to look upon. Then come the harvest + suppers—noble spectacles. The steady champ of resolute jaws + sounds in a rhythm which is almost majestic; the fearsome + destruction wrought on solid joints would rouse the helpless envy + of the dyspeptics of Pall Mall, and the playful consumption of + ale—no small beer, but golden Rodney—might draw forth + an ode from a teetotal Chancellor of the Exchequer. August winds + up in a blaze of gladness for the reaper. On ordinary evenings he + sits stolidly in the dingy parlour and consumes mysterious malt + liquor to an accompaniment of grumbling and solemn puffing of + acrid tobacco, but the harvest supper is a wildly luxurious + affair which lasts until eleven o'clock. Are there not songs too? + The village tenor explains—with a powerful + accent—that he only desires Providence to let him like a + soldier fall. Of course he breaks down, but there is no adverse + criticism. Friendly hearers say, "Do yowe try back, Willum, and + catch that up at start agin;" and Willum does try back in the + most excruciating manner. Then the elders compare the artist with + singers of bygone days, and a grunting chorus of stories goes on. + Then comes the inevitable poaching song. Probably the singer has + been in prison a dozen times over, but he is regarded as a moral + and law-abiding character by his peers; and even his wife, who + suffered during his occasional periods of seclusion, smiles as he + drones out the jolting chorus. When the sportsman reaches the + climax and tells how—</P><SPAN style= + 'margin-left: 2.5em;'>We slung her on our shoulders,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>And went across the + down;</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>We took her to a neighbour's + house,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>And sold her for a + crown.</SPAN><BR> + <BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>We sold her for a crown, my + boys,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>But I 'on't tell ye + wheer,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>For 'tis my delight of a shiny + night</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>In the season of the + year</SPAN><BR> + + <P>—then the gentlemen who have sold many a hare in their + time exchange rapturous winks, and even a head-keeper might be + softened by the prevailing enthusiasm. Hodge is a hunter by + nature, and you can no more restrain him from poaching than you + can restrain a fox. The most popular man in the whole company is + the much-incarcerated poacher, and no disguise whatever is made + of the fact. A theft of a twopenny cabbage from a neighbour would + set a mark against a man for life; a mean action performed when + the hob-nailed company gather in the tap-room would be remembered + for years; but a sportsman who blackens his face and creeps out + at night to net the squire's birds is considered to be a hero, + and an honest man to boot. He mentions his convictions gaily, + criticises the officials of each gaol that he has visited in the + capacity of prisoner, and rouses roars of sympathetic laughter as + he tells of his sufferings on the tread-mill. No man or woman + thinks of the facts that the squire's pheasants cost about a + guinea apiece to rear, that a hare is worth about + three-and-sixpence, that a brace of partridges brings two + shillings even from the cunning receiver who buys the poachers' + plunder. No; they joyously think of the fact that the keepers are + diddled, and that satisfies them.</P> + + <P>Alas, the glad and sad times alike must die, and the dull + prose of October follows hard on the wild jollity of the harvest + supper, while Winter peers with haggard gaze over Autumn's + shoulder! The hoarse winds blow now, and the tender flush of + decay has begun to touch the leaves with delicate tints. In the + morning the gossamer floats in the glittering air and winds ropes + of pearls among the stubble; the level rays shoot over a splendid + land, and the cold light is thrillingly sweet. But the evenings + are chill, and the hollow winds moan, crying, "Summer is dead, + and we are the vanguard of Winter. Soon the wild army will be + upon you. Steal the sunshine while you may."</P> + + <P>What is the source of that tender solemn melancholy that comes + on us all as we feel the glad year dying? It is melancholy that + is not painful, and we can nurse it without tempting one stab of + real suffering. Each season brings its moods—Spring is + hopeful; Summer luxurious; Autumn contented; and then comes that + strange time when our thoughts run on solemn things. Can it be + that we associate the long decline of the year with the dark + closing of life? Surely not—for a boy or girl feels the + same pensive, dreary mood, and no one who remembers childhood can + fail to think of the wild inarticulate thoughts that passed + through the immature brain. Nay, our souls are from God; they are + bestowed by the Supreme, and they were from the beginning, and + cannot be destroyed. From Plato downwards, no thoughtful man has + missed this strange suggestion which seems to present itself + unprompted to every mind. Cicero argued it out with consummate + dialectic skill; our scientific men come to the same conclusion + after years on years of labour spent in investigating phenomena + of life and laws of force; and Wordsworth formulated Plato's + reasoning in an immortal passage which seems to combine + scientific accuracy with exquisite poetic + beauty—</P><SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Our birth is + but a sleep and a forgetting;</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>The soul that rises with + us—our life's star—</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Hath had elsewhere its + setting</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>And cometh from + afar;</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Not in entire + forgetfulness,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>And not in utter + nakedness,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>But trailing clouds of glory do + we come</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>From God, Who is our + home.</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Heaven lies about us in our + infancy!</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Shades of the prison-house + begin to close</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Upon the growing + boy,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>But he beholds the light, and + whence it flows;</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>He sees it in his + joy.</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>The youth who daily farther + from the east</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Must travel still is Nature's + priest,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>And by the vision + splendid</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Is on his way + attended;</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>At length the man perceives it + die away</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>And fade into the light of + coming day.</SPAN><BR> + + <P>Had Wordsworth never written another line, that passage would + have placed him among the greatest. He follows the glorious burst + with these awful lines—</P><SPAN style= + 'margin-left: 2.5em;'>But for those obstinate + questionings</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Of sense and outward + things,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Fallings from us, + vanishings;</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>Blank misgivings of a + creature</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Moving about in worlds not + realized;</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 3.5em;'>High instincts before which our + mortal nature</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Did tremble like a guilty thing + surprised.</SPAN><BR> + + <P>That is like some golden-tongued utterance of the gods; and + thousands of Englishmen, sceptics and believers, have held their + breath, abashed, as its full meaning struck home.</P> + + <P>Yes; this mysterious thought that haunts our being as we gaze + on the saddened fields is not aroused by the immediate impression + which the sight gives us; it is too complex, too profound, too + mature and significant. It was framed before birth, and it + proceeds direct from the Father of all souls, with whom we dwelt + before we came to this low earth, and with whom we shall dwell + again. If any one ventures to deny the origin of our marvellous + knowledge, our sweet, strange impressions, it seems to us that he + must risk bordering on impiety.</P> + + <P>So far then I have wandered from the commonplace sweetness of + the shorn fields, and I almost forgot to speak about the birds. + Watch the swallows as they gather together and talk with their + low pretty twitter. Their parliament has begun; and surely no one + who watches their proceedings can venture to scoff at the + transcendental argument which I have just now stated. Those + swift, pretty darlings will soon be flying through the pitchy + gloom of the night, and they will dart over three or four + thousand miles with unerring aim till they reach the far-off spot + where they cheated our winter last year. Some will nest amid the + tombs of Egyptian kings, some will find out rosy haunts in + Persia, some will soon be wheeling and twittering happily over + the sullen breast of the rolling Niger. Who—ah, who guides + that flight? Think of it. Man must find his way by the stars and + the sun. Day by day he must use elaborate instruments to find out + where his vessel is placed; and even his instruments do not + always save him from miles of error. But the little bird plunges + through the high gulfs of air and flies like an arrow to the + selfsame spot where it lived before it last went off on the wild + quest over shadowy continents and booming seas. "Hereditary + instinct," says the scientific man. Exactly so; and, if the + swallow unerringly traverses the line crossed by its ancestors, + even though the old land has long been whelmed in steep-down + gulfs of the sea, does not that show us something? Does it, or + does it not, make my saying about the soul seem reasonable?</P> + + <P>I have followed the swallows, but the fieldfares and the + buntings must also go soon. They will make their way South also, + though some may go in leisurely fashion to catch the glorious + burst of spring in Siberia. I have been grievously puzzled and + partly delighted by Mr. Seebohm's account of the birds' + pilgrimage, and it has given me hours of thought. We dwell amid + mystery, and, as the leaves redden year by year, here recurs one + of the chiefest mysteries that ever perplexed the soul of man. + Indeed, we are shadowed around with mystery and there is not one + red leaf whirled by the wind among those moaning woods which does + not represent a miracle.</P> + + <P>We cannot fly from these shores, but our joys come each in its + day. For pure gladness and keen colour nothing can equal one of + these glorious October mornings, when the reddened fronds of the + brackens are silvered with rime, and the sun strikes flashes of + delight from them. Then come those soft November days when the + winds moan softly amid the Aeolian harps of the purple hedgerows, + and the pale drizzle falls ever and again. Even then we may pick + our pleasures discreetly, if we dwell in the country, while, as + for the town, are there not pleasant fires and merry evenings? + Then comes the important thought of the poor. Ah, it is woful! + "'Pleasant fires and merry evenings,' say you?"—so I can + fancy some pinched sufferer saying, "What sort of merry evenings + shall we have, when the fogs crawl murderously, or the sleet + lashes the sodden roads?" Alas and alas! Those of us who dwell + amid pleasant sights and sounds are apt in moments of piercing + joy to forget the poor who rarely know joy at all. But we must + not be careless. By all means let those who can do so snatch + their enjoyment from the colour, the movement, the picturesque + sadness of the fading year; but let them think with pity of the + time that is coming, and prepare to do a little toward lifting + that ghastly burden of suffering that weighs on so many of our + fellows. Gazing around on the flying shadows driven by the swift + wind, and listening to the quivering sough amid the shaken trees, + I have been led far and near into realms of strange speculation. + So it is ever in this fearful and wonderful life; there is not + the merest trifle that can happen which will not lead an eager + mind away toward the infinite. Never has this mystic ordinance + touched my soul so poignantly as during the hours when I watched + for a little the dying of the year, and branched swiftly into + zigzag reflections that touched the mind with fear and joy in + turn. Adieu, fair fields! Adieu, wild trees! Where will next + year's autumn find us? Hush! Does not the very gold and red of + the leaves hint to us that the sweet sad time will return again + and find us maybe riper?</P> + + <P><I>October, 1886.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='BEHIND_THE_VEIL' id="BEHIND_THE_VEIL"></A> + + <H2><I>BEHIND THE VEIL</I>.</H2><BR> + + <P>"Men of all castes, if they fulfil their assigned duties, + enjoy in heaven the highest imperishable bliss. Afterwards, when + a man who has fulfilled his duties returns to this world, he + obtains, by virtue of a remainder of merit, birth in a + distinguished family, beauty of form, beauty of complexion, + strength, aptitude for learning, wisdom, wealth, and the gift of + fulfilling the laws of his caste or order. Therefore in both + worlds he dwells in happiness, rolling like a wheel from one + world to the other." Thus the Brahmans have settled the problem + of the life that follows the life on earth. Those strange and + subtle men seem to have reasoned themselves into a belief in + dreams, and they speak with cool confidence, as though they were + describing scenes as vivid and material as are the crowds in a + bazaar. There is no hesitation for them; they describe the + features of the future existence with the dry minuteness of a + broker's catalogue. The Wheel of Life rolls, and far above the + weary cycle of souls Buddha rests in an attitude of benediction; + he alone has achieved Nirvana—he alone is aloof from gods + and men. The yearning for immortality has in the case of the + Brahman passed into certainty, and he describes his heavens and + his hells as though the All-wise had placed no dim veil between + this world and the world beyond. Most arithmetically minute are + all the Brahman's pictures, and he never stops to hint at a + doubt. His hells are twenty-two in number, each applying a new + variety of physical and moral pain. We men of the West smile at + the grotesque dogmatism of the Orientals; and yet we have no + right to smile. In our way we are as keen about the great + question as the Brahmans are, and for us the problem of problems + may be stated in few words—"Is there a future life?" All + our philosophy, all our laws, all our hopes and fears are + concerned with that paralyzing question, and we differ from the + Hindoo only in that we affect an extravagant uncertainty, while + he sincerely professes an absolute certainty. The cultured + Western man pretends to dismiss the problem with a shrug; he + labels himself as an agnostic or by some other vague definition, + and he is fond of proclaiming his idea that he knows and can know + nothing. That is a pretence. When the philosopher says that he + does not know and does not care what his future may be, he speaks + insincerely; he means that he cannot prove by experiment the fact + of a future life—or, as Mr. Ruskin puts it, "he declares + that he never found God in a bottle"—but deep down in his + soul there is a knowledge that influences his lightest action. + The man of science, the "advanced thinker," or whatever he likes + to call himself, proves to us by his ceaseless protestations of + doubt and unbelief that he is incessantly pondering the one + subject which he would fain have us fancy he ignores. At heart he + is in full sympathy with the Brahman, with the rude Indian, with + the impassioned English Methodist, with all who cannot shake off + the mystic belief in a life that shall go on behind the veil. + When the pagan emperor spoke to his own parting soul, he asked + the piercing question that our sceptic must needs put, whether he + like it or no—</P><SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Soul of + me, floating and flitting and fond,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Thou and this body were + life-mates together!</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Wilt thou be gone now—and + whither?</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Pallid and naked and + cold,</SPAN><BR> + <SPAN style='margin-left: 2.5em;'>Not to laugh or be glad as of + old!</SPAN><BR> + + <P>Theology of any description is far out of my path, but I have + the wish and the right to talk gravely about the subject that + dwarfs all others. A logician who tries to scoff away any faith I + count as almost criminal. Mockery is the fume of little hearts, + and the worst and craziest of mockers is the one who grins in + presence of a mystery that strikes wise and deep-hearted men with + a solemn fear which has in it nothing ignoble. I would as lief + play circus pranks by a mother's deathbed as try to find flippant + arguments to disturb a sincere faith.</P> + + <P>First, then, let us know what the uncompromising iconoclasts + have to tell about the universal belief in immortality. They have + a very pretentious line of reasoning, which I may summarise thus. + Life appeared on earth not less than three hundred thousand years + ago. First of all our planet hung in the form of vapour, and + drifted with millions of other similar clouds through space; then + the vapour became liquid; then the globular form was assumed, and + the flying ball began to rotate round the great attracting body. + We cannot tell how living forms first came on earth; for they + could not arise by spontaneous generation, in spite of all that + Dr. Bastian may say. Of the coming of life we can say + nothing—rather an odd admission, by-the-way, for gentlemen + who are so sure of most things—but we know that some low + organism did appear—and there is an end of that matter. No + two organisms can possibly be exactly alike; and the process of + differentiation began in the very shrine. The centuries passed, + and living organisms became more and more complex; the + slowly-cooling ball of the earth was covered with greenery, but + no flower was to be seen. Then insects were attracted by + brightly-coloured leaves; then flowers and insects acted and + reacted on each other. But there is no need to trace every mark + on the scale. It is enough to say that infinitely-diversified + forms of life branched off from central stocks, and the process + of variation went on steadily. Last of all, in a strange + environment, a certain small upright creature appeared. He was + not much superior in development to the anthropoid apes that we + now know—in fact, there is less difference between an orang + and a Bosjesman than there is between the primitive man and the + modern Caucasian man. This creature, hairy and brown as a + squirrel, stunted in stature, skinny of limb, was our immediate + progenitor. So say the confident scientific men. The owner of the + queer ape-like skull found at Neanderthal belonged to a race that + was ultimately to develop into Shakespeares and Newtons and + Napoleons. In all the enormous series that had its first term in + the primeval ooze and its last term in man, one supreme motive + had actuated every individual. The desire of life, growing more + intense with each new development, was the main influence that + secured continuance of life. The beings that had the desire of + life scantily developed were overcome in the struggle for + existence by those in whom the desire of life was strong. Thus in + man, after countless generations, the wish for life had become + the master-power holding dominion over the body. As the various + branches of the human race moved upward, the passionate love of + life grew so strong that no individual could bear to think of + resigning this pleasing anxious being and proceeding to fall into + dumb forgetfulness. Men saw their comrades stricken by some dark + force that they could not understand. The strong limbs grew lax + first, and then hopelessly stiff; the bright eye was dulled; and + it soon became necessary to hide the inanimate thing under the + soil. It was impossible for those who had the quick blood flowing + in their veins to believe that a time would come when feeling + would be known no more. This fierce clinging to life had at last + its natural outcome. Men found that at night, when the + quicksilver current of sleep ran through their veins and their + bodies were quiescent, they had none the less thoughts as of + life. The body lay still; but something in alliance with the body + gave them impressions of vivid waking vigour and action. Men + fancied that they fought, hunted, loved, hated; and yet all the + time their limbs were quiet. What could it be that forced the + slumbering man to believe himself to be in full activity? It must + be some invisible essence independent of the bones and muscles. + Therefore when a man died it followed that the body which was + buried must have parted permanently from the mystic "something" + that caused dreams. That mystic "something" therefore lived on + after the death of the body. The bodily organs were mere + accidental encumbrances; the real "man" was the viewless creature + that had the visions of the night. The body might go; but the + thing which by and by was named "soul" was imperishable.</P> + + <P>I can see the drift of foggy argument. The writer means to say + that the belief in immortality sprang up because the wish was + father to the thought. Men longed to live, and thus they + persuaded themselves that they would live; and, one refinement + after another having been added to the vague-minded savage's + animal yearning, we have the elaborate system of theology and the + reverential faith that guide the lives of civilized human + entities. Very pretty! Then the literary critic steps in and + shows how the belief in immortality has been enlarged and + elaborated since the days of Saul, the son of Kish. When the + witch of Endor saw gods ascending from the earth, she was only + anticipating the experience of sorcerers who ply their trade in + the islands of the Pacific. Professor Huxley admires the awful + description of Saul's meeting with the witch; but the Professor + shows that the South Sea islanders also see gods ascending out of + the earth, and he thinks that the Eastern natives in Saul's day + encouraged a form of ancestor-worship. The literary critic says + ancestor-worship is one of the great branches of the religion of + mankind. Its principles are not difficult to understand, for they + plainly keep up the social relations of the living world. The + dead ancestor, now passed into a deity, goes on protecting his + family and receiving suit and service from them as of old. The + dead chief still watches over his own tribe, still holds his + authority by helping friends and harming enemies, still rewards + the right and sharply punishes the wrong. That, then, was the + kind of worship prevalent in the time of Saul, and the gods were + only the ancestors of the living. Well, this may be admirable as + science, but, as I summarized the long argument, I felt as though + something must give way.</P> + + <P>Then we are told that our sacred book, the Old Testament, + contains no reference to the future life—rather ignores the + notion, in fact. It appears that, when Job wrote about the spirit + that passed before him and caused all the hair of his flesh to + stand up, he meant an enemy, or a goat, or something of that + species. Moreover, when it is asserted that Enoch "was not, for + God took him," no reference is made to Enoch's future existence. + The whole of the thesis regarding the Shadow Land has been built + up little by little, just as our infinitely perfect bodily + organization has been gradually formed. It took at least thirty + thousand years to evolve the crystalline lens of the human eye, + and it required many thousands of years to evolve from the crude + savagery of the early Jews the elaborate theories of the modern + Buddhists, Islamites, and Christians.</P> + + <P>Certainly this same evolution has much to answer for. I + utterly fail to see how a wish can give rise to a belief that + comes before the wish is framed in the mind. More than this, I + know that, even when human beings crave extinction + most—when the prospect of eternal sleep is more than sweet, + when the bare thought of continued existence is a + horror—the belief in, or rather the knowledge of, + immortality is still there, and the wretch who would fain perish + knows that he cannot.</P> + + <P>As for the mathematically-minded thinkers, I must give them + up. They say, "Here are two objects of consciousness whose + existence can be verified; one we choose to call the body, the + other we call the soul or mind or spirit, or what you will. The + soul may be called a 'function' of the body, or the body may be + called a 'function' of the soul—at any rate, they vary + together. The tiniest change in the body causes a corresponding + change in the soul. As the body alters from the days when the + little ducts begin to feed the bones with lime up to the days + when the bones are brittle and the muscles wither away, so does + the soul alter. The infant's soul is different from the boy's, + the boy's from the adolescent man's, the young man's from the + middle-aged man's, and so on to the end. Now, since every change + in the body, no matter how infinitesimally small, is followed by + a corresponding change in the soul, then it is plain that, when + the body becomes extinct, its 'function,' the soul, must also + become extinct."</P> + + <P>This is even more appalling than the reasoning of the + biologist. But is there not a little flaw somewhere? We take a + branch from a privet-hedge and shake it; some tiny eggs fall + down. In time a large ugly caterpillar comes from each egg; but, + according to the mathematical men, the caterpillar does not + exist, since the egg has become naught. Good! The caterpillar + wraps itself in a winding thread, and we have an egg-shaped lump + which lies as still as a pebble. Then presently from that bundle + of thread there comes a glorious winged creature which flies + away, leaving certain ragged odds and ends. But surely the bundle + of threads and the moth were as much connected as the body and + the soul? Logically, then, the moth does not exist after the + cocoon is gone, any more than the soul exists after the body is + gone! I feel very unscientific indeed as we put forth this + proposition, and yet perhaps some simple folk will follow me.</P> + + <P>God will not let the soul die; it is a force that must act + throughout the eternity before us, as it acted throughout the + eternity that preceded our coming on earth. No physical force + ever dies—each force merely changes its form or direction. + Heat becomes motion, motion is transformed into heat, but the + force still exists. It is not possible then that the soul of + man—the subtlest, strongest force of all—should ever + be extinguished. Every analogy that we can see, every fact of + science that we can understand, tells us that the essence which + each of us calls "I" must exist for ever as it has existed from + eternity. Let us think of a sweet change that shall merely divest + us of the husk of the body, even as the moth is divested of the + husk of the caterpillar. Space will be as nothing to the + soul—can we not even now transport ourselves in an instant + beyond the sun? We can see with the soul's eye the surface of the + stars, we know what they are made of, we can weigh them, and we + can prove that our observation is rigidly accurate even though + millions of miles lie between us and the object which we describe + so confidently. When the body is gone, the soul will be more free + to traverse space than it is even now.</P> + + <P><I>February, 1888.</I></P> + <HR style='width: 65%;'> + <A name='Extracts_from_Reviews_of_the_First_Edition' id= + "Extracts_from_Reviews_of_the_First_Edition"></A> + + <H2>Extracts from Reviews of the First Edition.</H2><BR> + + <P>"Mr. Runciman is terribly in earnest in the greater part of + this volume, especially in the several articles on 'Drink.' He is + eminently practical, withal; and not satisfied with describing + and deploring the effects of drunkenness, he gives us a recipe + which he warrants to cure the most hardened dipsomaniac within a + week. We have not quoted even the titles of all Mr. Runciman's + essays; but they are all wholesome in tone, and show a hearty + love of the open air and of outdoor amusement, in spite of his + well-deserved strictures on various forms of so-called 'sport,' + while sometimes, notably in the Essay on 'Genius and + Respectability,' he touches the higher notes of + feeling."—<I>Saturday Review</I>.</P> + + <P>"Mr. Runciman is intensely earnest, and directs his arrows + with force and precision against those 'joints in our social + armour' which his keen vision detects. There is a purpose in all + Mr. Runciman says; and although one cannot always share his + enthusiasm or accept his conclusions, it is impossible to doubt + his sincerity as a moral reformer and his zeal in the cause of + philanthropy."—<I>Academy</I>.</P> + + <P>"Few sermons, one would fancy, could do more good than this + book, honestly considered. It speaks plain sense on faults and + follies that are usually gently satirised; and makes fine + invigorating reading. The book warmly deserves + success."—<I>Scotsman</I>.</P> + + <P>"Mr. Runciman expresses himself with a vigour which leaves + nothing to be desired. He leaves no doubt of what he + thinks,—and he thinks, anyhow, on the right side.... + Altogether a very vigorous + deliverance."—<I>Spectator</I>.</P> + + <P>"No one can read these pleasant thoughtful essays without + being the better for it; all being written with the vigour and + grace for which Mr. Runciman is + distinguished."—<I>Newcastle Daily Chronicle</I>.</P> + + <P>"Essays which form a most important contribution to the + literature of social reform."—<I>Methodist Times</I>.</P> + + <P>"Mr. Runciman has produced a book which will compel people to + read, and it has many pages which ought to compel them to think, + and to act as well."—<I>Manchester Examiner.</I></P> + + <P>"Mr. Runciman is endowed with a vigorous and pleasing style, + and his facile pen has obviously been made expert by much use. In + dealing with some of the more threadbare problems, such as the + drink question and the sporting mania, he brings considerable + novelty and freshness to their treatment, and when fairly roused + he hits out at social abuses with a vigour and indignant + sincerity which are very refreshing to the jaded reader ...He has + been successful in producing a delightfully readable book, and + even when he does not produce conviction, he will certainly + succeed in securing attention and inspiring + interest."—<I>Bradford Observer</I>.</P> + + <P>"The essays are a fine contribution in the cause of manly + self-culture and elevation of moral tone."—<I>Pall Mall + Gazette</I>.</P> + + <P>"To those who enjoy essays on current topics, this will be + found an acceptable and instructive volume."—<I>Public + Opinion</I>.</P> + + <P>"His essays are always entertaining and suggestive ...Mr. + Runciman, as is well-known, has a forcible and effective + style."—<I>Star</I>.</P> + + <P>"Mr. Runciman is a hard hitter, and evidently speaks from + conviction, and there is such an honest and clear-minded tone + about these papers, that even those who do not agree with all the + conclusions drawn in them will not regret having read what Mr. + Runciman has to say on social + questions."—<I>Graphic</I>.</P> + +<div>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 13365 ***</div> +</BODY> +</HTML> |