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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Punch, Volume 101, Jubilee Issue, July 18,
+1891, by Various
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+Title: Punch, Volume 101, Jubilee Issue, July 18, 1891
+
+Author: Various
+
+Release Date: August 30, 2004 [EBook #13327]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ASCII
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PUNCH, VOLUME 101, JUBILEE ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Malcolm Farmer, William Flis, and the Online Distributed
+Proofreading Team.
+
+
+
+
+
+PUNCH,
+
+OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
+
+VOL. 101.
+
+
+
+July 18, 1891.
+
+
+
+
+MR. PUNCH'S JUBILEE NUMBER.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+"My Reminiscences!" said _Mr. Punch_, replying to a question put by
+his Interviewer, ANNO DOMINI EIGHTEEN-NINETY-ONE; "They are already
+before the World, in exactly One Hundred Volumes! My first 'Number'
+bore date 'for the week ending July 17th, 1841. My memory is indeed
+stored with recollections, pleasant, picturesque, pathetic, of the
+teeming past, memories of my joyous 'Table,' of my well-beloved 'Young
+Men,' of Great Names, of Genial Comrades, of Bright Wits, of Warm
+Hearts, of Famous Artists, of Clever Writers, who--in the words of the
+greatest of them all--
+
+ 'Perched round the stem
+ Of the jolly old tree.'
+
+"How well the words of the wise wit written in 1847 express our
+thoughts to-day, Mr. ANNO DOMINI:--
+
+ 'Here let us sport
+ Boys, as we sit,
+ Laughter and wit
+ Flashing so free.
+ Life is but short--
+ When we are gone,
+ Let them sing on
+ Round the old tree.
+
+ Evenings we knew
+ Happy as this;
+ Faces we miss
+ Pleasant to see.
+ Kind hearts and true,
+ Gentle and just,
+ Peace to their dust!
+ We sing round the tree.'
+
+It is one of my proudest memories to recollect that THACKERAY's
+'Mahogany Tree,' was my Table."
+
+"To have been Amphitryon to _such_ guests must have been the most
+pleasant privilege of hospitality," said ANNO DOMINI.
+
+"Very true," responded _Mr. Punch_, "And of all my
+Deputy-Amphitryons--if I may use the term--who more fully, fitly,
+justly, and genially filled the post than the earliest of them all,
+the kindly and judicious MARK LEMON? Had not he and clever HENRY
+MAYHEW, and Mr. Printer LAST, and EBENEZER LANDELLS, my earliest
+engraver, foregathered first with me in furtherance of the 'new
+work of wit and whim,' embellished with cuts and caricatures, to
+be called:--
+
+_PUNCH; OR, THE LONDON CHARIVARI_?
+
+"LEMON, and LAST, and MAYHEW, were they here to-day, would probably
+agree to divide between them the early honours, as they shared the
+early responsibility. But doubtless MARK LEMON was the literary shaper
+of the 'Guffawgraph,' as he jocularly called it in his 'Prospectus,'
+and, from the first, its guiding spirit. Happily so, for his was a
+spirit fitted to rule, both by power, and tact, and taste. With 'Uncle
+MARK' in the chair, I knew there would be neither austere autocracy,
+nor _faineant_ laxity, neither weakness of stroke nor foulness
+of blow, neither Rosa-Matilda-ish, mawkishness, nor Rabelaisian
+coarseness.
+
+"How well I remember my first group of 'Young Men,'" pursued _Mr.
+Punch_, musingly. "There was swift and scathing DOUGLAS JERROLD, with
+his tossed and tangled mane of grey hair. GILBERT ABBOTT A BECKETT,
+too, the whimsically witty, the drolly satirical, the comically
+caustic. HENRY MAYHEW, of course, and, a little later, his brother
+HORACE, the simple, lovable 'PONNY.' HENNING, NEWMAN and BRINE, were
+my earliest Artists. HENNING drew the first Cartoon, whilst NEWMAN and
+BRINE, and, later, HINE, between them, were responsible for most of
+the smaller cuts, head-and-tail-pieces, pictorial puns, and sketchy
+silhouettes, wherewith _Punch's_ early pages abounded.
+
+"In the fourth Number of _Punch_, published on August 7th, 1841, first
+appeared the soon-to-be-famous signature of 'JOHN LEECH.'"
+
+"Ah! JOHN LEECH," cried the attentive ANNO DOMINI. "A name to conjure
+with! How did that 'Star swim into your ken'?"
+
+"There was a certain clever, scholarly, and genial gentleman,"
+responded _Mr. Punch_, "who had lately published, under the pseudonym
+of 'PAUL PRENDERGAST,' an extremely funny _Comic Latin Grammar_. 'PAUL
+PRENDERGAST' was, in reality, Mr. PERCIVAL LEIGH, originally a medical
+gentleman, the well-beloved 'Professor' of later _Punch_ days. The
+_Comic Latin Grammar_ had been admirably illustrated by a personal
+friend, and fellow-student, of LEIGH's named LEECH. The services of
+_both_ of the contributors to the _Comic Latin Grammar_ were soon
+enlisted in my interests.
+
+"Another of LEECH's medical student friends was ALBERT SMITH, and he
+before long was penning his 'Physiology of London Evening Parties'
+(illustrated by PHIZ--HALBOT KNIGHT BROWNE--NEWMAN, and others) for my
+pages. KENNY MEADOWS, WATTS PHILLIPS, ALFRED 'CROW-QUILL' (FORRESTER),
+JOHN GILBERT, and others, drew also for the young Journal, the
+printing of which had been taken over by the Whitefriars firm of
+BRADBURY AND EVANS, with whom as proprietors and fast friends, _Punch_
+has ever since been happily associated.
+
+"As early as my Fourth Volume," pursued _Mr. Punch_, "it became
+obvious that, in the person of 'Our Fat Contributor,' a certain
+'MICHAEL ANGELO TITMARSH' was writing and drawing for _Punch_.
+
+(_Continued on Page_ 4.)
+
+ * * * * *
+
+FAC-SIMILE OF FIRST PAGE OF "PUNCH."
+
+PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
+
+_FOR THE WEEK ENDING JULY 17, 1841._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE MORAL OF PUNCH.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+As we hope, gentle public, to pass many happy hours in your society,
+we think it right that you should know something of our character and
+intentions. Our title, at a first glance, may have misled you into
+a belief that we have no other intention than the amusement of a
+thoughtless crowd, and the collection of pence. We have a higher
+object. Few of the admirers of our prototype, merry Master PUNCH, have
+looked upon his vagaries but as the practical outpourings of a rude
+and boisterous mirth. We have considered him as a teacher of no mean
+pretensions, and have, therefore, adopted him as the sponsor for our
+weekly sheet of pleasant instruction. When we have seen him parading
+in the glories of his motley, flourishing his baton (like our friend
+Jullien at Drury-lane) in time with his own unrivalled discord, by
+which he seeks to win the attention and admiration of the crowd,
+what visions of graver puppetry have passed before our eyes! Golden
+circlets, with their adornments of coloured and lustrous gems, have
+bound the brow of infamy as well as that of honour--a mockery to both;
+as though virtue required a reward beyond the fulfilment of its own
+high purposes, or that infamy could be cheated into the forgetfulness
+of its vileness by the weight around its temples! Gilded coaches have
+glided before us, in which sat men who thought the buzz and shouts
+of crowds a guerdon for the toils, the anxieties, and, too often, the
+peculations of a life. Our ears have rung with the noisy frothiness of
+those who have bought their fellow-men as beasts in the market-place,
+and found their reward in the sycophancy of a degraded constituency,
+or the patronage of a venal ministry--no matter of what creed, for
+party _must_ destroy patriotism.
+
+The noble in his robes and coronet--the beadle in his gaudy livery
+of scarlet, and purple, and gold--the dignitary in the fulness of his
+pomp--the demagogue in the triumph of his hollowness--these and other
+visual and oral cheats by which mankind are cajoled, have passed in
+review before us, conjured up by the magic wand of PUNCH.
+
+How we envy his philosophy, when SHALLA-BA-LA, that demon with the
+bell, besets him at every turn, almost teasing the sap out of him! The
+moment that his tormentor quits the scene, PUNCH seems to forget the
+existence of his annoyance, and, carolling the mellifluous numbers of
+_Jim Crow_, or some other strain of equal beauty, makes the most of
+the present, regardless of the past or future; and when SHALLA-BA-LA
+renews his persecutions, PUNCH boldly faces his enemy, and ultimately
+becomes the victor. All have a SHALLA-BA-LA in some shape or other;
+but few, how few, the philosophy of PUNCH!
+
+We are afraid our prototype is no favourite with the ladies. PUNCH
+is (and we reluctantly admit the fact) a Malthusian in principle, and
+somewhat of a domestic tyrant; for his conduct is at times harsh and
+ungentlemanly to Mrs. P.
+
+ "Eve of a land that still is Paradise,
+ Italian beauty!"
+
+But as we never look for perfection in human nature, it is too much
+to expect it in wood. We wish it to be understood that we repudiate
+such principles and conduct. We have a Judy of our own, and a little
+Punchininny that commits innumerable improprieties; but we fearlessly
+aver that we never threw him out of window, nor belaboured the lady
+with a stick--even of the size allowed by law.
+
+There is one portion of the drama we wish was omitted, for it always
+saddens us--we allude to the prison scene. PUNCH, it is true, sings in
+durance, but we hear the ring of the bars mingling with the song. We
+are advocates for the _correction_ of offenders; but how many generous
+and kindly beings are there pining within the walls of a prison, whose
+only crimes are poverty and misfortune! They, too, sing and laugh, and
+appear jocund, but the _heart_ can ever hear the ring of the bars.
+
+We never looked upon a lark in a cage, and heard him trilling out
+his music as he sprang upwards to the roof of his prison, but we felt
+sickened with the sight and sound, as contrasting, in our thought,
+the free minstrel of the morning, bounding as it were into the
+blue caverns of the heavens, with the bird to whom the world was
+circumscribed. May the time soon arrive, when every prison shall be
+a palace of the mind--when we shall seek to instruct and cease to
+punish. PUNCH has already advocated education by example. Look at his
+dog Toby! The instinct of the brute has almost germinated into reason.
+Man _has_ reason, why not give him intelligence?
+
+We now come to the last great lesson of our motley teacher--the
+gallows! that accursed tree which has its _root_ in injuries.
+How clearly PUNCH exposes the fallacy of that dreadful law which
+authorises the destruction of life! PUNCH sometimes destroys the
+hangman: and why not? Where is the divine injunction against the
+shedder of man's blood to rest? None _can_ answer! To us there is but
+ONE disposer of life. At other times PUNCH hangs the devil: this is as
+it should be. Destroy the principle of evil by increasing the means
+of cultivating the good, and the gallows will then become as much a
+wonder as it is now a jest.
+
+We shall always play PUNCH, for we consider it best to be merry and
+wise--
+
+ "And laugh at all things, for we wish to know,
+ What, after all, are all things but a show!"--_Byron_.
+
+As on the stage of PUNCH's theatre, many characters appear to fill
+up the interstices of the more important story, so our pages will be
+interspersed with trifles that have no other object than the moment's
+approbation--an end which will never be sought for at the expense of
+others, beyond the evanescent smile of a harmless satire.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+COMMERCIAL INTELLIGENCE.
+
+There is a report of the stoppage of one of the most respectable
+_hard-bake_ houses in the metropolis. The firm had been speculating
+considerably in "Prince Albert's Rock," and this is said to have
+been the rock they have ultimately split upon. The boys will be the
+greatest sufferers. One of them had stripped his jacket of all its
+buttons as a deposit on some _tom-trot_, which the house had promised
+to supply on the following day; and we regret to say, there are
+whispers of other transactions of a similar character.
+
+Money has been abundant all day, and we saw a half-crown piece and
+some halfpence lying absolutely idle in the hands of an individual,
+who, if he had only chosen to walk with it into the market, might
+have produced a very alarming effect on some minor description of
+securities. Cherries were taken very freely at twopence a pound, and
+Spanish (liquorice) at a shade lower than yesterday. There has been a
+most disgusting glut of tallow all the week, which has had an alarming
+effect on dips, and thrown a still further gloom upon rushlights.
+
+The late discussions on the timber duties have brought the match
+market into a very unsettled state, and Congreve lights seem destined
+to undergo a still further depression. This state of things was
+rendered worse towards the close of the day, by a large holder of the
+last-named article unexpectedly throwing an immense quantity into the
+market, which went off rapidly.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SOMETHING WARLIKE.
+
+Many of our readers must be aware, that in pantomimic pieces, the
+usual mode of making the audience acquainted with anything that cannot
+be clearly explained by dumb-show, is to exhibit a linen scroll,
+on which is painted, in large letters, the sentence necessary to be
+known. It so happened that a number of these scrolls had been thrown
+aside after one of the grand spectacles at Astley's Amphitheatre, and
+remained amongst other lumber in the property-room, until the late
+destructive fire which occurred there. On that night, the wife of one
+of the stage-assistants--a woman of portly dimensions--was aroused
+from her bed by the alarm of fire, and in her confusion, being unable
+to find her proper habiliments, laid hold of one of these scrolls, and
+wrapping it around her, hastily rushed into the street, and presented
+to the astonished spectators an extensive back view, with the words,
+"BOMBARD THE CITADEL," inscribed in legible characters upon her
+singular drapery.
+
+HUME'S TERMINOLOGY.
+
+Hume is so annoyed at his late defeat at Leeds, that he vows he will
+never make use of the word Tory again as long as he lives. Indeed,
+he proposes to expunge the term from the English language, and to
+substitute that which is applied to his own party. In writing to a
+friend, that "after the inflammatory character of the oratory of the
+Carlton Club, it is quite supererogatory for me to state (it being
+notorious) that all conciliatory measures will be rendered nugatory,"
+he thus expressed himself:--"After the inflamma_whig_ character
+of the ora_whig_ of the nominees of the Carlton Club, it is quite
+supereroga_whig_ for me to state (it being no_whig_ous) that all
+concilia_whig_ measures will be rendered nuga_whig_."
+
+NATIVE SWALLOWS.
+
+A correspondent to one of the daily papers has remarked, that there
+is an almost total absence of swallows this summer in England. Had the
+writer been present at some of the election dinners lately, he must
+have confessed that a greater number of _active swallows_ has rarely
+been observed congregated in any one year.
+
+LORD MELBOURNE TO "PUNCH."
+
+My Dear PUNCH,--Seeing in the "Court Circular" of the _Morning Herald_
+an account of a General Goblet as one of the guests of her Majesty,
+I beg to state, that till I saw that announcement, I was not aware of
+any other _general gobble it_ than myself at the Palace.
+
+Yours, truly, MELBOURNE.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[Illustration: Horace Mayhew. Richd. Doyle. John Leech. Mark Lemon.
+W.M. Thackeray.
+
+Percival Leigh. Gilbert A. a Beckett. Tom Taylor. Douglas Jerrold.
+
+Prince de Joinville. Geo. Hudson. Shaw Lefevre. Prince Albert. B.
+Disraeli. Col. Sibthorp. Sir Fredk. Trench. Emperor of Russia.
+
+Sir R. Peel. Sir J. Graham. D. O'Connell. Jenny Lind. Lord John
+Russell. Louis Philippe. The British Lion. Mehemet Ali. Duke of
+Richmond.
+
+Richd. Cobden. Lord George Bentinck. Gen. Tom Thumb. THE QUEEN. MR.
+PUNCH. Lord Brougham. Duke of Wellington.
+
+MR. PUNCH'S FANCY BALL. 1847.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Yes, the lion THACKERAY had joined the Table, and thenceforth for many
+years he illumined my pages with his keen wit and ripe wisdom, his
+graceful prose, his polished verse, and his characteristic pictures.
+
+"The frontispiece to Volume V. (1843) was by RICHARD DOYLE, a plain
+foreshadowing of the celebrated design which was ever after to form
+the familiar Cover of the _Punch_ Number. DOYLE had now joined the
+Staff, and for many years his fine fancy was allowed full play in my
+pages.
+
+"At the end of the same Volume, upon page 260 of a supplement,
+entitled, '_Punch's_ Triumphal Procession,' appeared TOM HOOD's
+never-to-be-forgotten 'Song of the Shirt.' It is one of _Mr. Punch's_
+pleasantest Reminiscences that this gentle genius, this true poet,
+contributed this famous masterpiece to his pages.
+
+"The scholarly, accomplished, and warm-hearted TOM TAYLOR was the
+next to join the Table, and his 'Spanish Ballads' (in 1846), admirably
+illustrated by DOYLE, made their mark, as did later his 'Unprotected
+Female.' In Volume XVI. PERCIVAL LEIGH commenced his 'Mr. PIPS,
+his Diary, or, Manners and Customs of ye Englyshe in 1849,'
+characteristically illustrated by RICHARD DOYLE at his graphic best.
+The same year was remarkable for the appearance of LEECH's most
+delightful character, the simple-minded, sport-loving, philistine
+paterfamilias, Mr. BRIGGS, first met with in connection with 'The
+Pleasures of Housekeeping,' though subsequently associated especially
+with humorous sporting scenes.
+
+"The frontispiece to Volume XIX., for the second half of the year
+1850, was by a 'new hand,' none other than JOHN TENNIEL _the_
+'Cartoonist' _par excellence_, whose work henceforth was to be--as
+happily it still is--the pride of _Mr. Punch_ and the delight of the
+British Public. TENNIEL's first Cartoon, 'Lord JACK the Giant-Killer,'
+graced _Mr. Punch's_ 499th Number, he having taken, at short notice,
+the place of RICHARD DOYLE, who after many years of excellent work
+had voluntarily withdrawn from the Table, owing to certain religious
+scruples, not wholly unconnected with the subject of his successor's
+first 'Big Cut.'
+
+"Another member of my little army about this time was GEORGE SILVER,
+and my next recruits were the polished and witty SHIRLEY BROOKS, and,
+one who was to develop into the greatest master of Black-and-White
+Art this country has produced, CHARLES KEENE to wit, our dear,
+picturesque, unsophisticated 'CARLO,' lost to the Table--an
+irreparable loss!--but a few months ago.
+
+"At the opening of Volume XXVII. for the second half of the year
+1854, you will observe, Mr. ANNO DOMINI, a Picture by JOHN TENNIEL
+(reproduced above), in which the then existing Staff of _Punch_ are
+humorously sketched. They are engaged in somewhat varied sports and
+pastimes. _Mr. Punch_ is keeping wicket in a game in which THACKERAY
+wields the bat, and PERCIVAL LEIGH is bowling; MARK LEMON, and GILBERT
+A BECKETT are playing at battledore and shuttlecock, and DOUGLAS
+JERROLD is having a solitary game of skittles, the 'pins' being the
+CZAR of RUSSIA, &c. SHIRLEY BROOKS, MAYHEW, and TOM TAYLOR are playing
+at Leapfrog, TOM TAYLOR 'overing' MAYHEW, whilst SHIRLEY BROOKS is
+following up. In the background JOHN TENNIEL is sketching the Good
+Knight _Punchius_ upon a wall, whilst in the immediate foreground JOHN
+LEECH, upon a hobby-horse, is leaping over an easel. These were the
+chief of my 'Young Men' at this time. In front of the tent are two
+gentlemen, one in a black, the other in a white, hat. The first is
+WILLIAM BRADBURY, the second is 'Pater' EVANS, our 'proprietors and
+friends' of that day.
+
+"In 1856 an obituary notice showed that the Table had experienced
+one of its earliest losses, that of GILBERT ABBOTT A BECKETT. And on
+June 8th, in the following year, the boding black border appeared 'In
+Memoriam' of DOUGLAS JERROLD. Ah, me, Mr. ANNO DOMINI, the jingling
+of the cap-and-bells, howsoever merrily it may sound, is perforce
+interrupted now and again by the chiming of a bell of deeper note and
+sadder tone.
+
+"Volume XXXIX. for 1860 saw the artistic advent of the Society
+Satirist of the Victorian Era, GEORGE DU MAURIER; and in Volume XLIV.
+for the year 1863, the presence of another 'New Boy' at my Table, was
+evidenced by the appearance of the burlesque London-Journalish Novel,
+'Mokeanna,' in which FRANCIS COWLEY BURNAND parodied the 'Penny
+Dreadful.'
+
+"The very first page of my Volume for 1864, Mr. ANNO DOMINI, recorded
+a great, a grievous, an irreparable loss to me and to the world.
+WILLIAM MAKEPEACE THACKERAY, the greatest of my contributors, had gone
+for ever from my Table. And a little later--only a little later--in my
+Number for November 12th, 1864, appeared an obituary notice--alas the
+day!--of the great, the genial, the loved, the lamented JOHN LEECH.
+
+"In the Volumes for this year, 1865, appear for the first time the
+fanciful, ingenious, elaborately symbolical designs of CHARLES H.
+BENNETT, who unhappily did not long enrich my pages with his facile
+execution and singular subtlety of fancy. He died on the 2nd April.
+His place at my Table was soon after taken by LINLEY SAMBOURNE.
+
+"On the 23rd May, 1870, he who had sat at the head of my Table ever
+since its first establishment, 'who wrote the first article in this
+Journal, who from its establishment had been its conductor,' left
+empty the chief seat at my board.
+
+ "'If this Journal has had the good fortune to be credited with
+ habitual advocacy of truth and justice, if it has been praised
+ for abstention from the less worthy kind of satire, if it
+ has been trusted by those who keep guard over the purity of
+ womanhood and of youth, we, the best witnesses, turn for
+ a moment from our sorrow to bear the fullest and the most
+ willing testimony that the high and noble spirit of MARK
+ LEMON ever prompted generous championship, ever made unworthy
+ onslaught or irreverent jest impossible to the pens of those
+ who were honoured in being coadjutors with him.'
+
+"This, Mr. ANNO DOMINI, was the high and merited tribute which the
+spokesman of his surviving colleagues paid to the beloved memory of
+MARK LEMON.
+
+"SHIRLEY BROOKS succeeded him in the editorial chair, which he filled
+fittingly and faithfully for--alas!--only four years. In 1874 I lost
+my second Editor. TOM TAYLOR was his successor, taking up with the
+Editorship, the extraction of that weekly 'Essence of Parliament,' so
+long and so delightfully distilled by the deceased Chief.
+
+"Meanwhile, on April 30th, 1872, HORACE MAYHEW, had departed from our
+midst. A little later the Table received a further accession in the
+person of ARTHUR WILLIAM A BECKETT, ('Mr. BRIEFLESS Junior,') son of
+that GILBERT ABBOTT A BECKETT who was one of my earliest 'Stars.' His
+brother, a second GILBERT A BECKETT, took his seat at the Table a
+few years later. In Volume LXVIII. for 1875, E.J. MILLIKEN made his
+first appearance as a _Punch_ Writer. The Author of the 'ARRY papers,
+'CHILDE CHAPPIE's Pilgrimage,' &c., joined my Table two years later.
+
+"On the 12th July, 1880, another great loss befel me. TOM TAYLOR, my
+third Editor, left that honourable post vacant, after occupying it
+with credit and distinction for six years. Mr. F.C. BURNAND, author of
+'Happy Thoughts,' &c., reigns in his stead. R.F. SKETCHLEY, who had a
+seat at my Board for several years, resigned it a little later.
+
+"The same year, 1880, saw the introduction of a new Artist, in the
+person of HARRY FURNISS; and the next introduced HENRY W. LUCY, the
+'TOBY' of _Mr. Punch's_ remodelled Essence of Parliament.
+
+"In 1887, the appearance of '_Mr. Punch's_ Manual for Young Reciters,'
+gave evidence of the fact that the Author of _Vice Versa_, Mr. F.
+ANSTEY, had joined my Table. He, with R.C. LEHMANN, Author of 'Modern
+Types,' &c., and E.G. REED, the Artist, are the very latest additions
+thereto. That Table has, within the last two years, sustained yet
+two other losses: PERCIVAL LEIGH, last survivor of the 'Old Guard,'
+dying on 24th October, 1889, whilst, early in the present year,
+the inimitable CHARLES KEENE, universally acknowledged to be the
+greatest master of 'Black-and-White' technique who ever put pencil
+to wood-block, was taken away from me.
+
+"Merely to mention _all_ the bright pens and pencils which have
+occasionally contributed to my pages, would occupy much space. Amongst
+Writers may be named MAGUIN HANNAY, STIRLING COYNE, COVENTRY PATMORE,
+MORTIMER COLLINS, GEORGE AUGUSTUS SALA, ANDREW LANG, JAMES PAYN, and
+Lord TENNYSON; amongst Artists, HOWARD (whose signature, a trident,
+was at one time familiar to _Punch_ readers), Miss BOWERS, RALSTON,
+BRYAN, BARNARD, W.S. GILBERT (who illustrated several of his own
+articles), CORBOULD, CALDECOTT, RIVIERE, H.S. MARKS, FRED WALKER,
+SIR JOHN MILLAIS, and Sir FREDERICK LEIGHTON.
+
+"The present Staff, Mr. ANNO DOMINI, you may see assembled 'round
+the old Tree' in the accompanying Cartoon. Around on the walls are
+the counterfeit presentments of their illustrious and honoured
+predecessors. My guests, you perceive, are drinking a toast. That
+toast is, '_Mr. Punch_, his health and Jubilee!'"
+
+"In which I am delighted to join!" responded ANNO DOMINI. "_Mr.
+Punch_, you must be as proud of your 'Mahogany Tree,' and its many
+memories, as King ARTHUR of his Table Round."
+
+ "'For dear to ARTHUR was that hall of ours,
+ As having there so oft with all his Knights
+ Feasted,'"
+
+quoted the Sage, musing deeply of many things. Many of _my_ Knights
+have 'gone before,' but they have not
+
+ "'Left me gazing at a barren board.'
+
+"Their monograms are carven on this Table, their memories abide
+with us as we drink to _Punch's_ Jubilee, and will abide when, as I
+hope, yet another fifty years hence, our successors drink with equal
+heartiness to _Punch's_ Centenary!"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[Illustration: J. Tenniel. H. Silver. C. Keene. T. Taylor. F.C.
+Burnand. R.F. Sketchley. H. Mayhew. M. Lemon. Shirley Brooks. Du
+Maurier. P. Leigh.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+PAST AND PRESENT.
+
+[Illustration: IN THE SIXTIES.]
+
+[Illustration: IN THE SEVENTIES.]
+
+[Illustration: IN THE EIGHTIES.]
+
+[Illustration: IN THE NINETIES.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[Illustration: MR. PUNCH'S JUBILEE PAGEANT.
+
+AS REFLECTED IN HIS OWN MAGIC MIRROR.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[Illustration: "THE MAHOGANY TREE.".]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[Illustration: JUBILEE SHADOWS; OR, THE WHIRLIGIGS OF TIME.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.
+
+EXTRACTED FROM THE DIARY OF TOBY, M.P.
+
+[Illustration: "Dizzy," 1847.]
+
+_House of Commons, July 14th, 1891._--Things going on here much as
+usual. Rapidly winding up Session amid familiar surroundings. OLD
+MORALITY in seat of Leader of the House; Mr. G. opposite; SPEAKER in
+Chair; Sergeant-at-Arms on guard by the door; and WINDBAG SEXTON on
+his feet.
+
+Brings back to my mind the first time I saw House. Wasn't in the House
+then; a mere puppy, which, indeed, some say I remain to this day. The
+date was August the 19th, 1841, and from seat where Strangers were
+admitted in the old House (the temporary building occupied whilst
+BARRY was erecting this lofty pile) I looked on at the opening of the
+first Session of the Fourteenth Parliament of the then United Kingdom
+of Great Britain and Ireland, appointed to meet at Westminster in the
+fifth year of the Reign of HER MAJESTY QUEEN VICTORIA.
+
+[Illustration: "The Sphinx is Silent," 1876.]
+
+Remember it as if it were yesterday. It was MELBOURNE's Ministry; but
+he of course sat in another place. On the Treasury Bench, distinctly
+visible under his hat, was JOHNNY RUSSELL, Colonial Secretary and
+Leader of the House of Commons. At a safe distance from him sat PAM,
+then in the prime of life, and at the time holding the post of Foreign
+Minister, in which he was able to make a remarkably large number of
+people uncomfortable. There was Sir GEORGE GREY, Chancellor of the
+Duchy, whilst a sturdily built gentleman, then known as the Right Hon.
+THOMAS BABBINGTON MACAULAY, was Secretary for War; HENRY LABOUCHERE
+(not the SAGE OF QUEEN ANNE'S GATE) was President of the Board of
+Trade, and Master of the Mint; whilst FRANCIS BARING was Chancellor
+of the Exchequer, all untroubled by the necessity of constructing a
+Budget since he knew he would never be called on to bring one in.
+
+On the Front Bench opposite was Sir ROBERT PEEL with JAMES GRAHAM at
+his right elbow. In modest retirement at the end of the Bench sat a
+young man, of full height, and good figure, with a mass of black hair
+crowning a large, well-shaped head. Remember noticing how carefully
+the hair was parted down the middle, in a fashion then unusual with
+men. His face was pleasant to look upon, even mild in its expression;
+but from time to time, more particularly when he spoke, there
+flashed from beneath his dark and bushy eyebrows a pair of eyes that
+shone like stars. This was the Mr. G. of those days, whose highest
+Ministerial office, as yet, had been the Under-Secretaryship for the
+Colonies, held for a few months six years earlier.
+
+[Illustration: "W.E.G.," 1860.]
+
+Big House on this first night, as Houses were counted then, when the
+number of Members was considerably less. First business was to choose
+SPEAKER. SHAW-LEFEVRE (not the Member for Bradford, but a forbear)
+had been SPEAKER in last Parliament; re-elected now, PEEL, who, by
+the lifting of a finger, could have put his own nominee in the Chair,
+graciously consenting.
+
+[Illustration: "The Colossus of Words," 1879.]
+
+Of all who filled the House on that night, only two have seats in
+the present Parliament--Mr. G., and the humble person who, by favour
+of the Electors of Barkshire, is permitted to pen these lines.
+(CHRISTOPHER TALBOT, then represented Glamorganshire, but he just
+failed to live into this Jubilee time.) Yet, when I look round on the
+Benches now, I see a score of men who bear the names, and are, in many
+cases, descendants, of Members who sat in the Parliament that will
+ever have a place in history, if only because it was born in the same
+year, almost in the same month, as _Mr. Punch_. There was a THOMAS
+DYKE ACLAND, representing Devonshire; there were two HENEAGES, one
+representing Devizes, and the other, EDWARD, sitting for Grimsby,
+as EDWARD HENEAGE sits to-day for the same borough. There was a
+BORTHWICK, Member for Evesham. There was a PHILIP STANHOPE, Member for
+Hertford. STANSFELD sat for Huddersfield, and MARJORIBANKS for Hythe,
+a LAWSON for Knaresborough, a BECKETT for Leeds, a CHILDERS for
+Malton, a MANNERS for Newark-upon-Trent, having a certain WILLIAM
+EWART GLADSTONE for colleague. He was the Lord JOHN, well known to
+students of poetry, who now wears a Ducal coronet.
+
+Of course there was a SMITH, VERNON by Christian name, Member for
+Northampton; a HOULDSWOTH representing Nottinghamshire, a MACLEAN
+for Oxford, a HARCOURT for Oxfordshire--nay, in this happy Parliament
+there were two HARCOURTS, GRANVILLE HARCOURT VERNON sitting for East
+Retford. A VIVIAN sat for Penrhyn--HUSSEY VIVIAN's father, JOHN
+HENEY, sat in the same Parliament for Swansea. Lord EBRINGTON sat for
+Plymouth, and CHARLES RUSSELL for Reading. ORMSBY GORE represented
+North Shropshire, long a possession of his family. The Markiss
+o' GRANBY sat for Stamford, with a CLARK for colleague. FREDERICK
+VILLIERS (not our present Father) kept the name green at Sudbury, and
+there was a WYNDHAM for Sussex. The HENRY LABOUCHERE of those less
+lively days sat for Taunton, and Sir ROBERT PEEL, our SPEAKER's
+father, for Tamworth. There was a HAYTER, GOOD-ENOUGH: for Wells, one
+LOWTHER represented Westmoreland, and another York. A WALTER LONG sat
+for North Wilts, STUART WORTLEY sat for the West Riding, and JAMES
+DUFF for Banffshire. We had a BALFOUR for Haddington, and Lord DALMENY
+of that day, happier than the present head of the family, sat in the
+Commons for Inverkeithing, a place long since swept off the electoral
+board. These surnames, with one or two others I can't recall--yes,
+there was a DALRYMPLE for Wigtonshire--are familiar on the Roll of
+Parliament to-day.
+
+Amongst the prominent Members of this Parliament I remember ROEBUCK
+sitting; for Bath; and PAKINGTON--then plain JOHN all unconscious
+of the coming marvel of a Ten Minutes' Reform Bill--for Droitwich.
+STRATFORD CANNING had a seat for King's Lynn, and MONCKTON' MILNES
+was Member for Pomfret. JOHN BRIGHT was not in the House, but RICHARD
+COBDEN sat for Stockport, and there was an acidulous person, then
+known as RALPH BERNAL, who sat for Wycombe. We knew BERNAL OSBORNE
+in many later Parliaments.
+
+Curious to think how Ireland at this epoch belonged to the classes!
+DANIEL O'CONNELL was just in his prime, and, in addition to himself
+returned three of his name. SMITH O'BRIEN was yet far off the cabbage
+garden, and HENRY GRATTAN sat for Meath. There is a living image of
+him now among the busts in the corridor leading out of the Octagon
+Hall; a fiery dramatic speaker in the House, who, as someone said of
+him at the time, used in his passion to throw up his arms, bend over
+till he touched the floor with his finger-nails, and thank Heaven
+he had no gestures. The O'CONNOR DON whom Members younger than I
+remember as he sat above the Gangway in the Parliament of 1874, then
+represented Roscommon. But for the most part the Irish Members of
+those days were Earls, Viscounts, Knights, Baronets, Honourables and
+Right Honourables.
+
+There were, on the Motion for the Address, big debates in both Houses
+on this particular night, when I first saw the SPEAKER in wig and
+gown. The fate of the Ministry could scarcely be said to hang in
+the balance; they knew they were doomed. In the Lords the shrift was
+short. Not too late for dinner, their Lordships divided: "Contents
+96, Not Contents 168," majority against Government 72. I well remember
+COVENTRY's speech; worth reciting as a model for these later days.
+He followed LANSDOWNE, and House wanted to hear NORTHAMPTON. When
+COVENTRY presented himself, fearful row kicked up. He stood there till
+silence partially restored, then he said in deep voice, as who should
+say "My name is--Norval,"--
+
+[Illustration: "AU REVOIR!"]
+
+"I am Lord COVENTRY. A few words from me. I think the country is in a
+safe state, and I hope to find it placed in the hands of the Duke of
+WELLINGTON. My Lords, I hope I have not detained you."
+
+Then he sat down.
+
+In the Commons, debate lasted four days; majority against Government
+91.
+
+The LABBY of 1841 spoke at length, and was followed by Mr. D'ISRAELI
+(he spelt it with an apostrophe in those days): a good Disraelian ring
+about the last sentence of his speech.
+
+"The House," he said, "ought now to act as it had been acted upon in
+times when Parliament was unreformed, when DANBY found himself in a
+dungeon, and STRAFFORD on a scaffold. Now the Whigs hold office by
+abusing the confidence of the Sovereign, and defying the authority
+of Parliament."
+
+After him came the still budding BERNAL OSBORNE, CHARLES NAPIER,
+ROEBUCK, JOHNNIE RUSSELL, fighting to the last with his back to the
+wall; COBDEN, HENRY GRATTAN, PAM, MILNER GIBSON, O'CONNELL, PEEL, and
+Colonel SIBTHORP.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[Illustration: MR. PUNCH KEEPS HIS EYE ON CRICKET.
+
+THEN (1841) and NOW (1891).]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[Illustration: PUNCH PRESENTING YE TENTH VOLUME TO YE QUEENE. (1846.)]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+FROM W.M. THACKERAY TO MR. PUNCH. (FEBRUARY, 1849.)
+
+MR. PUNCH,--"When the future inquirer shall take up your volumes,
+or a bundle of French plays, and contrast the performance of your
+booth with that of the Parisian theatre, he won't fail to remark how
+different they are, and what different objects we admire or satirise.
+As for your morality. Sir, it does not become me to compliment you on
+it before your venerable face; but permit me to say, that there never
+was before published in this world so many volumes that contained so
+much cause for laughing, and so little for blushing; so many jokes,
+and so little harm. Why, Sir, say even that your modesty, which
+astonishes me more and more every time I regard you, is calculated,
+and not a virtue naturally inherent in you, that very fact would argue
+for the high sense of the public morality among us. We will laugh in
+the company of our wives and children; we will tolerate no indecorum:
+we like that our matrons and girls should be pure."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[Illustration: "ON WE GOES AGAIN!"]
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
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