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Let bygones be bygones, and accept as a proof of +my continuing friendship the dedication of this little volume, in +which there are no other sums than those of the Telegraph. + +Most sincerely yours, + +NORMAN GALE. + + + + + Here's to the lad with his useful Fifteen, + Here's to the Bowler that's thrifty, + Here's to the Bat who is Lord of the Green + With his frequent and thundering Fifty! + + + + +For their courtesy in allowing him to reprint some of these songs the +Author thanks the Editor of _The Westminster Gazette_, Prince +Ranjitsinhji, Mr. James Bowden, the Editor of _The Country_, and the +Editor of _The Sun_. + + +OILING +THE GOLDEN GAME +THE FEMALE BOY +THE DARK BOWLER +UNCLE BOB INDIGNANT +THE TUTOR'S LAMENT +A WIGGING +THE TWO KINGS +THE APPEAL +THE OLYMPIANS +THE OLD PROFESSIONAL +FIVE YEARS AFTER +DOCTOR CRICKET +PHILOSOPHY +THE ENTHUSIAST +CRICKET AND CUPID +A BOUNDARY +THE COMMENTATOR +LUCKY LADS +CRICKET IN THE GARDEN +THE PRINCE, BATTING +THE REASON +A LONG GRACE +REMEMBER, PLEASE! +THE FORERUNNERS +NET PRACTICE +THE CATCH OF THE SEASON + + + + + +OILING. + +_(A Song In and Out of Season.)_ + + + Excuse me, Sweetheart, if I smear, + With wisdom learnt from ancient teachers, + Now winter time once more is here, + This grease upon your lengthy features! + Behaving thus, your loyal friend + No whit encourages deception: + Believe me, Fairest, in the end + This oil will better your complexion. + Fairest, believe! + + Did you imagine in the bag + To sleep the sleep of Rip Van Winkle, + Removed from sunshine's golden flag + And duller daylight's smallest twinkle? + Well have you earned your rest; but yet, + Although disturbance seem uncivil, + Unless your cheeks and chin be wet + With oil, your beauteousness will shrivel. + Rarest, believe! + + Absorb, that, when for our delight + The May unpacks its lovely blossom, + With beaming face, with shoulders bright + You leave the bag's congenial bosom. + Then shall the Lover and his Lass + Walk out toward the pitch together, + And, glorying in the shaven grass, + Tackle, with mutual faith, the leather. + Dearest, absorb! + + + + +THE GOLDEN GAME. + + + If ever there was a Golden Game + To brace the nerves, to cure repining, + To put the Dumps to flight and shame, + It's Cricket when the sun is shining! + Gentlemen, toss the foolscap by, + Gentlemen, change from books to leather! + Breathe your fill of the breeze from the hill, + Thanking Bliss for the great blue weather. + + If ever there was a bag could beat + The box possessed by Miss Pandora, + 'Tis that in which there cuddle neat + The tools to shape the flying Fourer. + Gentlemen, watch the purple ball! + Gentlemen, keep your wits in tether! + Take your joy with the heart of a boy + Under the dome of the big blue weather. + + If ever I feel my veins abound + With zealous blood more fit for Twenty, + 'Tis when upon the shaven ground + Fair Fortune gives me runs in plenty. + Gentlemen all, while sinews last, + Bat ye, bowl ye, friends together! + Play the play till the end of your day, + Mellowest mates in the big blue weather! + + But ever the ancient tale is told, + And History (the jade!) repeated: + By Time, who's never over-bowled, + At last we find ourselves defeated. + Gentlemen all, though stiff we be, + Youth comes along in finest feather, + Just as keen as we all have been + Out on the turf in the great blue weather! + + There's ever the deathless solace left-- + To gaze at younger heroes smiting, + Of neither grit nor hope bereft, + Up to the end for victory fighting. + Gentlemen all, we taste delight, + Banished now from the stream and heather, + Calm and cool on an old camp-stool, + Watching the game in the big blue weather! + + + + +THE FEMALE BOY. + + + If cursed by a son who declined to play cricket, + (Supposing him sound and sufficient in thews,) + I'd larrup him well with the third of a wicket, + Selecting safe parts of his body to bruise. + In his mind such an urchin King Solomon had + When he said, Spare the stump, and you bungle the lad! + + For what in the world is the use of a creature + All flabbily bent on avoiding the Pitch? + Who wanders about, with a sob in each feature, + Devising a headache, inventing a stitch? + There surely would be a quick end to my joy + If possessed of that monster--the feminine boy!-- + + The feminine boy who declines upon croquet, + Or halma, or spillikins (horrible sport!), + Or any amusement that's female and pokey, + And flatly objects to behave as he ought! + I know him of old. He is lazy and fat, + Instead of this Thing, fit for punishment drastic, + Give, Fortune, a son who is nimble and keen; + A bright-hearted sample of human elastic, + As fast as an antelope, supple and clean; + Far other than he in whose dimples there lodge + Significant signs of inordinate stodge. + + Ay, give me the lad who is eager and chubby, + A Stoddart in little, a hero in bud; + Who'd think it a positive crime to grow tubby, + And dreams half the night he's a Steel or a Studd! + There's the youth for my fancy, all youngsters above-- + The boy for my handshake, the lad for my love! + + + + +THE DARK BOWLER. + + + I know that Bowler, dark and lean, + Who holds his tongue, and pegs away, + And never fails to come up keen, + However hard and straight I play. + Spinning and living, from his hand + The leather, full of venom, leaps; + How nicely are his changes planned, + And what a lovely length he keeps! + + Because he pulls his brim so low, + However earnestly one tries + One never sees the darkling glow, + That must be nimble in his eyes. + The fellow's judgment never nods, + His watchful spirit never sleeps. + There was a clinking ball! Ye gods, + Why, what a splendid length he keeps! + + At times he bowls an awkward ball + That in the queerest manner swerves, + And this delivery of them all + Takes most elastic from my nerves: + It comes, and all along my spine + A sense of desolation creeps; + Till now the mastery is mine, + But--what a killing length he keeps! + + That nearly passed me! That again + Miraculously missed the bails! + Too good a sportsman to complain, + He never flags, he never stales. + Small wonder if his varied skill + So fine a harvest daily reaps, + For how he marries wit and will! + And what a deadly length he keeps! + + + + +UNCLE BOB INDIGNANT. + +_("Flannelled fools at the wicket")_ + + + Come, poke the fire, pull round the screen, + And fill me up a glass of grog + Before I tell of matches seen + And heroes of the mighty slog! + While hussies play near mistletoe + The game of kiss-me-if-you-dare, + I'll dig for you in memory's snow, + And where my eager spade shall go + Uncover bliss for you to share, + My Boys! + + As sloppiness our sport bereaves + Of what was once a glorious zest, + And female men are thick as thieves, + With croquet, ping-pong, and the rest, + Prophetic eyes discern the shame + Shall humble England in the dust; + And in their graves our sires shall flame + With scorn to know the Nation's game + Cat's-cradle; Cricket gone to rust, + My Lads + + Ah, for a winged and wounding pen, + In vigour dipped, to pierce the age + When girls are athletes, not the men, + And toughness dwindles from the stage!-- + When purblind poet cannot see + That in the games he wishes barred, + Eager, and hungry to be free + As when it triumphed on the sea, + The Viking spirit battles hard, + My Sons! + + If you have need of flabbier times, + Colensos, Stormbergs, Spion Kops, + Tell cricketers to take to rhymes, + And smash at once the cross-bar props. + _When_ sportsmen, tied to sport, refuse + To offer lead the loyal breast, + To tramp for miles in bloody shoes, + To smirch their souls, to crack their thews, + _Then_ let the poet rail his best, + My Hearts! + + Aye, if our social state be planned + Devoid of giant games of ball, + Macaulay's visitor will stand + The earlier on the crumbled wall. + Nerve, daring, sprightliness, and pluck + Improve by noble exercise; + The wish to soar above the ruck, + The power to laugh at dirty luck + And face defeat with sparkling eyes, + My Braves! + + By George, there goes the supper-bell! + And yet your duffing Uncle Bob + Has never told you what befell + When all his team got out for blob. + So much for bad poetic gas + That gets my ancient dander up! + Well, to the banquet! What is crass + Shall deeply drown in radiant Bass + While we as Vikings greatly sup, + My Hearts! + + + + +THE TUTOR'S LAMENT. + + + I refuse to find attractions + In the ancient Roman native; + I am sick to death of fractions, + And of verbs that take the dative: + It is mine to be recorder + Of a boy's congested brain, Sir, + With the pitch in perfect order + And the weather like champagne, Sir! + + I--the sport of conjugations-- + I am cooped up as a lodger + Where I serve out mental rations + To a proudly backward dodger. + While the two of us are dreaming + Of the canvas and the creases, + Close we sit together, scheming + How to pull an ode to pieces. + + Even now in London's gabble + Memory's magic tricks the senses! + Plain I hear the streamlet babble, + Smell the tar on country fences: + + Down the road Miss Grey from Marlett + Skirts the fox-frequented thicket, + In her belt a rose of scarlet, + In her eyes the love of cricket. + + There's my mother with her ponies + Underneath Sir Toby's beeches, + Pulling up to share with cronies + News of grapes and plums and peaches: + Many a gaffer stops to fumble + At his forelock as she passes, + While the children cease to tumble + Frocks and blouses in the grasses. + + Though my body stays with duty + Here to work a sum or rider, + Mother's magnet and her beauty + Draw my soul to sit beside her! + Ah, what luck if I were able + There to play once more in flannels, + Free from all this littered table, + Virgil's farmyard, Ovid's annals! + + There's a loop of leather handle + Peeping underneath the sofa! + Is tuition worth the candle + When the conscience turns a loafer? + 'Tis the rich and backward Boarder + Proves indeed the Tutor's bane, Sir, + When the turf's in ripping order + And the weather like champagne, Sir! + + + + +A WIGGING. + + + "To throw your hands above your head + And wring your mouth in piteous wise + Is not a plan," the Captain said, + "With which I sympathise. + And with your eyes to ape a duck + That's dying in a thunderstorm, + Because you deprecate your luck, + Is not the best of form. + + "The fact is, Johnson, I am tired + Of all this posing for a faint, + Because you think the stump required + Another coat of paint. + As greatly would you vex my soul, + And drag decorum from the Game, + If in the block your head you'd roll, + Or stand upon the same. + + "This trick of striking attitudes, + Inelegant for men to see, + Will, to be candid, foster feuds + Between yourself and me. + On manners of the best this sport, + By right of glory, makes a call, + And he who will not as he ought + Should never play at all. + + "Now Luck is lean, now Luck Is fat, + And wise men take her as she comes: + The Bowler may be sure the Bat + Will share the sugarplums. + So never wriggle, nor protest, + Nor eye the zenith in disgust, + But, Johnson, bowl your level best, + And recollect, what must be, must!" + + + + +THE TWO KINGS. + +_(Written for W.G. Grace's Fiftieth Anniversary.)_ + + + When Arthur and his Table Round + Thought lusty thumps the best of sport, Sir, + And cups and cuffs, for all but muffs, + Were just the code the nobles taught, Sir, + Their jests were coarse, and swift their coursers, + Their throats were hoarse and strong as hawsers; + And they would shout a loud refrain + The while they pricked across a plain, + Observe this phrase just once again-- + The while they pricked across a plain. + + Then 'twas the sport of Arthur's Court + To hammer friendly helms with zeal, Sir, + Lo, sounding clear for all to hear, + The Tourney rang with lyres of steel, Sir! + These demigods of matchless story + For Love laid on, laid on for Glory! + Their horses flew like thunderbolts, + Or cut a brace of demi-voltes. + Observe this phrase. The mettled colts + Would cut a brace of demi-voltes. + + When Arthur and his Table Round + Had lain in dust for many years, Sir, + Came cricket bats and beaver hats, + The stumps, the ball, the burst of cheers, Sir! + Thus horse-play broke on Time's rough breakers + And gentler games were hero-makers. + Men ceased to crave for olden times, + Whose daily deeds were modern crimes, + But guarded stumps, and wrote their rhymes, + And helped to keep the land from crimes. + + While Arthur and his Table Round + In dreams were jousting once again, Sir, + The wit of man conceived a plan + To marry willow-wood and cane, Sir. + Thereat the Stung became the Stinger; + Thereat arrived the Century-Bringer! + Mere muscle yielded to the wrist + Poised lightly over clenching fist. + Observe the phrase. I here insist + Mere muscle yielded to the wrist. + + The knights of Arthur's Table True + Wore helmets, gorgets, plumes, and greaves, Sir; + While Tourneys stayed, big sport was played + Without the joy of turned-up sleeves, Sir! + But Cricket showed in armoured showing + Without these noble players knowing, + For when at Beauty's door they tapped + They oft were at the wicket snapped. + Be sure of this. With rage was mapped + Each face when at the wicket snapped. + + Remembering the Table Round, + Cricket at last begot a King, Sir. + One day was born the Bowler's Thorn, + The Bat of Bats for Rhyme to sing, Sir. + As for the Lady Ball, he swept her + From pole to pole with willow sceptre! + Old Mother England was the place, + The pitch the throne, the monarch Grace! + Off with your hats! Your brims abase + To greet his Royal Highness, Grace! + + Ah, for some kingly match in Town, + To give the scene its fitting ode, Sir! + Could Pindar fire the athletic lyre, + A truant from his bright abode, Sir, + How would he chant the Chief heroic, + The trundler's hope become zeroic, + The drives from liberal shoulders poured, + The changing history of the Board! + Long may the champion's pith be scored + In figures leaping on the Board! + + Strong in the arms as Hercules, + For club, a bat within his hand, Sir, + Behold him there, the foe's despair, + Persuade the bowling to the stand, Sir! + What if some wrinkles now take leases + Upon his brow? He's used to creases! + And, young in muscle, still can laugh + At fifty on Time's Telegraph. + This Toast, good comrades, let us quaff-- + Three figures on his Telegraph! + + + + +THE APPEAL. + + + My boy, bethink you ere you fling + Upon my heart a cloud of gloom. + Pause, pause a moment ere you bring + Your father to an early tomb + By playing Golf! For if you seek + To gravel your astounded sire, + Desert the wicket for the cleek, + Prefer the bagpipes to the lyre! + + My boy, along your veins is poured + Heroic blood full fit to boast; + For annals of the scoring-board + Have made our name a cricket Toast. + If now in pride or pique you choose + To make this scandalous default, + How many bygone Cricket Blues + Will issue, raging, from their vault! + + My boy, the game that's big and bright, + The game that stands all games above, + And towers to such a glorious height, + Deserves the summit of your love! + Is this a time for dapper spats, + When foes arrive to test our worth? + Beg pardon of your gloves and bats, + And play the kingliest game on earth! + + + + +THE OLYMPIANS. + + + Let those who will believe the Gods + On high Olympus do not travel + Along the lane that Progress plods, + The tricks of mortals to unravel: + Let them believe who will they shun + The average of C.B. Fry, + Or never from their lilied park + A little nearer Clifton run + To watch with joy the crimson lark + By Jessop bullied to the sky. + + They love the Game. So warm they glow, + Not seldom rise imperial quarrels; + And not so many moons ago + Jove boxed with zeal Apollo's laurels. + The question ran, Was Arthur Mold + Unfairly stigmatised by muffs, + Or did he play a dubious prank? + Venus herself began to scold, + And Gods by dozens on a bank + Profanely took to fisticuffs! + + When on the level mead of Hove + Elastic-sided Ranjitsinhji + With bowlers neatly juggles, Jove + Of clapping palms is never stingy. + Ambrosia stands neglected; wine + To crack the skull of Hector spills + While Lockwood cudgels brawn and brain; + And when the Prince leaves ninety-nine, + The cheers go valleywards like rain, + And hip-hurrah among the hills! + + Prone on the lawn in merry mobs, + They note the polished art of Trumper, + The Surrey Lobster bowling lobs, + The anxious wriggles of the Stumper. + 'Tis not (believe me) theirs to sneer + At what the modern mortal loves, + But theirs to copy noble sport; + And radiant hawkers every year + Do splendid trade in bats and gloves + With Jupiter and all his Court! + + + + +THE OLD PROFESSIONAL. + + + Sixty years since the game begun, Sir, + Sixty years since I took the crease! + Sixty years in the rain an' sun, Sir, + Death's been tryin' to end my lease. + Oh, but he's sent me down some corkers, + Given me lots of nasty jobs; + Mixed length-balls with his dazzlin' Yorkers, + Kickers an' shooters, grubs an' lobs! + + Here I've stood, an' I've met him smilin', + Takin' all of his nasty bumps; + Grantin' at times his luck was rilin' + When reg'lar fizzers tickled the stumps. + Playin' him straight an' storin' breath, Sir, + Closely watchin' his artful wrist, + I've had a rare old tussle with Death, Sir, + Slammin' the loose 'uns, smotherin' twist! + + Still I know I'm as keen as ever + Tacklin' the stuff he likes to send, + Cuttin' an' drivin' his best endeavour + While pluck an' muscle an' sight befriend. + I'm slow, in course; an' at times a stitch, Sir, + Makes me muddle the stroke I planned; + But I'm not yet ready to leave the pitch, Sir, + For Lord knows what in the Better Land! + + Some dirty day, when eyes are dimmer, + Old Death will have his chance to scoff; + For up his sleeve he's got a trimmer + Bound to come a yard from the off! + It'll do me down! But if he's a chap, Sir, + Able to tell a job well done, + No doubt he'll give his foe a clap, Sir, + Walkin' out of the crease an' sun. + + 'Tis more than forty years I've tasted + Sweet and bitter supplied by Luck, + Never thinkin' an hour was wasted, + Whether I blobbed or whether I stuck. + Long as I had some kind of wicket, + 'Twas never the wrong 'un, fast or slow; + An' I thank my stars I took to Cricket + Seven-an'-fifty years ago! + + The game's been missus an' kids to me, Sir-- + Aye, an' a rare good girl she's been! + I met her first at my father's knee, Sir, + An' married her young on Richmond Green. + An' as she's proved so true a lover, + Never inclined to scratch or scold, + When the long day's fun at last is over, + I'll love her still in the churchyard cold! + + I've never twisted my brain with thinkin' + The way life goes in the world above, + But lessons here there ain't no blinkin' + Make me guess that the Umpire's Love! + God knows I've muffed some easy chances + Of doing good, like a silly lout; + But because He's fairer nor any fancies + I'm not in a funk of hearin', "Out!" + + + + +FIVE YEARS AFTER. + + + Many a mate of splice and leather, + Out in the stiff autumnal weather, + There we stood by his grave together, + After his innings; + All on a day of misty yellow + Watching in grief a grim old fellow, + Death, who diddles both young and mellow, + Pocket his winnings. + + Flew from his hand the matchless skimmer! + Breaking a yard, the destined trimmer, + Beating the bat and the eyes grown dimmer, + Shattered the wicket! + Slow to the dark Pavilion wending, + His head on his breast, with Mercy friending, + The batsman walked to his silent ending, + Finished with cricket. + + Whether or not that gaunt Professor + Noting his man; that stark Assessor + Of faulty play in the bat's possessor + Clapped for his foeman, + We who had seen that figure splendid + Guarding the stumps so well defended + Wept and cheered when by craft was ended + Innings and yeoman! + + Not long before the ball that beat him, + All ends up, went down to meet him, + Tie him up in a knot, defeat him + Once and for ever, + He told his mates that he wished, when hoary + Time put an end to his famous story, + To trudge with his old brown bag to Glory, + Separate never! + + There on the clods the bag was lying! + There was the rope for the handle's tying! + How can you wonder we all were crying, + Utterly broken? + Scarred and shabby it went. We espied it + Deep where the grave so soon would hide it, + Safe on his heart, with his togs inside it-- + Tenderest token! + + There we stood by his grave together, + Out in the stiff autumnal weather, + Many a mate of splice and leather, + After his innings; + All on a day of misty yellow + Watching in pain a grabbing fellow, + Death, who diddles both young and mellow, + Pocket his winnings. + + + + +DOCTOR CRICKET. + + + Dear Tom, I do not like your look, + Your brows are (see the poets) bent; + You're biting hard on Tedium's hook, + You're jaundiced, crumpled, footled, spent. + What's worse, so mischievous your state + You have no pluck to try and trick it. + Here! Cram this cap upon your pate + And come with me to Doctor Cricket! + + Don't eye decanters on the shelf. + Your tongue's already thick with fur! + Up, heart! and be your own dear self + As when we chummed at Winchester. + Destroy these pasteboard dancing girls; + This theatre-bubble, come, Tom, prick it! + Love more the off and leg-break curls + Arranged for us by Doctor Cricket! + + You feel worn out at twenty-two? + Your day's a thing of thirst and gloom? + Old chap, of course I'll see you through, + But--drop that rot about the tomb! + Let's overhaul your bag. A pair + Of noble bats to guard a wicket! + Out, Friend, to breathe the sunny air, + And wring the hand of Doctor Cricket! + + Be healed; and shun the flabby gang + That tricked your taste with cards and drink, + When out of independence sprang + A silly downfall. Think, Tom, think! + While stupid lads debase their worth + In feather-headed Folly's thicket, + Get back your muscle and your mirth + Beneath the eye of Doctor Cricket! + + + + +PHILOSOPHY. + + + 'Tis sometimes Fortune's little joke + With vinegar to brim the cup; + And on the grass this fickle Lass + Makes pennies come the wrong side up. + But though a Head instead of Tail + Is sure to greet my anxious call, + 'Tis better to have tossed, + And lost, + Than never to have tossed at all. + + To do our best in spite of luck, + To stop or gallop for the drive, + To seek our fun in bronzing sun, + Shall cause both head and heart to thrive. + And though the penny's face I choose + That next the turf is bound to fall, + 'Tis better to have tossed, + And lost, + Than never to have tossed at all. + + For though we field the whole day long + Hope's spark refuses to expire; + A wily lob's successful job + At once renews the slackening fire. + Be Spartan, then! Crave not to flirt + With Tennis and her female ball! + 'Tis better to have tossed, + And lost, + Than never to have tossed at all. + + + + +THE ENTHUSIAST. + + + The Major, till the paper comes, + Is by a hundred fidgets shaken; + Upon the tablecloth he drums, + Condemns the toast, pooh-poohs the bacon: + But when at last the boy arrives, + Not his to scan the market prices; + Though liner sinks or palace burns, + The Major lives by rule, and turns + To cricket first, and then the crisis. + + Though getting grey and rather stiff, + The Major loves a long day's outing, + And gives a military sniff + When lads complain of lengthy scouting. + Each summer morn at break of day + From bed before the lark he tumbles, + And if the mercury be vile + There carries nearly half a mile + The Indian vigour of his grumbles. + + When winter brings its snow and ice, + As well as divers pains and twinges, + The Major's language gathers spice, + And oftentimes his temper singes. + On Christmas day he oils his bats, + And, on the crimson hearthrug scoring, + Through Fancy's slips he cuts the ball, + Or lifts her over Fancy's wall, + Till all the ghostly ring is roaring! + + And when at length the day is near + For Death to bowl the Major's wicket, + (The Major swears he has no fear + That Paradise is short of cricket!) + If in the time of pad and crease + His soul receives its last advices, + With final paper on his bed + I know the Major will be wed + To cricket first--and then the crisis! + + + + +CRICKET AND CUPID. + + + She understands the game no more + Than savages the sun's eclipse; + For all she knows the bowler throws, + And Square-Leg stands among the Slips: + And when in somersaults a stump + Denotes a victim of the game, + Her lovely throat begets a lump, + Her cheeks with indignation flame. + + She scarce can keep her seat, and longs + To cheer the fallen hero's fate; + Her fingers clench upon the bench + As if it were the Trundler's pate! + Because this rascal's on the spot + Her passion fails to be concealed; + She asks me why the wretch is not + Immediately turned off the field. + + But if the batsmen force the pace, + From me she quickly takes her cue; + Perceives the fun of stolen run, + The overthrow that makes it two. + And as the ball bombards the fence, + Or rattles on the Scorers' hut, + She claps with me the Drive immense, + And prettily applauds the Cut. + + Divided at the heart, I seek + With skill to serve a double call: + Though great the Game, it were a shame + To miss her bosom's rise-and-fall. + Cupid and Cricket, unafraid, + Must sink their dread of partnership, + Nor fear to join as stock-in-trade + The boxwood bail, the honeyed lip. + + Time was when bigotry compelled + A total worship of the game, + Before the test had pierced my breast, + Before the Idol-breaker came. + But suddenly the sky let down, + Escaped from heaven in pink and gold, + A child to conquer by her gown + The sport so starkly loved of old. + + Sweet are her little cries, and sweet + The puzzled look her forehead wears; + For all she knows the Umpire goes + Away to Leg to say his prayers. + And yet, so velvety her eyes, + I even find a charm in this, + And think, How foolish to be wise + When Ada's ignorance is bliss! + + + + +A BOUNDARY. + + + What nonsense, Charles! + Though rather stiff, + And foreign from the style of Twenty, + There's still enough of cricket stuff + Remaining for the pastime. Plenty! + Why, such a creed as now you preach + Is only fit for scoffs and jeers; + Wait till you lose your wind and reach-- + Wait till you come to fifty years. + + What nonsense, Charles! + You still can put + The figures up by bounds and leaps, Sir; + There's little myth about the pith + You carry in your muscle. Heaps, Sir! + Not yet the camp-stool period comes, + With feelings precious close to tears; + Still at your choice the leather hums-- + Wait till you total fifty years. + + What nonsense, Charles! + In you I see-- + You, lord of curl on shaven plots, Sir-- + A magazine of Fourers clean + Prepared to bruise the railings. Lots, Sir! + I have a dog's-eared birthday list + That makes me mock your silly fears + And hope for centuries from your wrist-- + Wait till you come to fifty years. + + + + +THE COMMENTATOR. + + + The throstle in the lilac, + Not far beyond the Nets, + Upon a spray of purple + His beak severely whets: + He hears the players calling, + He wonders what they're at, + As thunder frequent Yorkers + Against the stubborn bat. + + And as the rank half-volley + Its due quietus gets, + The bird begins to carol + A greeting to the Nets: + Amazed at noisy kissing + Of ball and wooden blade, + In rivalry he whistles + A ballad unafraid. + + Right jocund is the music + That, poured in lovely jets, + Accompanies superbly + The heroes in the Nets; + And sweet the startled pauses + Amid the royal song + That come when shout together + The drive-delighted throng. + + The greatness of the uproar + Benumbs him, and he lets + His pulsing bosom ponder + The tumult in the Nets; + But soon afresh, while warbling + His comment on the game, + He puts all human songsters-- + Quite easily!--to shame. + + Thou Herrick in the lilac, + The damp of evening wets + Upon our shoes the pipeclay, + And bids us leave the Nets; + But come again to-morrow + To mingle with our joy + The magic learnt in Eden + When Time was but a boy! + + + + +LUCKY LADS. + + + See in bronzing sunshine + Twenty-two good fellows, + Such as help the world along, + Such as Cricket mellows! + Health and heartiness and joy + Come to them for capture, + Lucky lads, plucky lads, + Relishing the rapture! + + Watch the flying fieldsman, + Keen to save the fourer, + Gallop past the wooden box + Sacred to the scorer! + Think you demi-gods of Greece + Matched him in their story? + Lucky lad, plucky lad, + Sprinting hard for glory! + + Watch the hitting hero + Loosely clad in flannel-- + There's a figure to adorn + Any sculptor's panel! + Every inch of him enjoys + Sharing in the tussle, + Lucky lad, plucky lad, + Speed and grit and muscle! + + See in bronzing sunshine + Thousands of good fellows, + Such as roll the world along, + Such as Cricket mellows! + These shall keep the Motherland + Safe amid her quarrels, + Lucky lads, plucky lads, + Trained to snatch at laurels! + + + + +CRICKET IN THE GARDEN. + + + Before the aproned nurse arrives, + To tell of soap and tub and sponges, + My nephew, fierce and ruddy, drives, + Disgraceful edges, callous lunges. + Twenty auriculas declare + The zeal of his peculiar magic, + Till every aunt is in despair, + And even Job (the cat) looks tragic. + + Down goes a tulip's noble head! + (Poor Auntie Nell is nearly crying!) + And now a stately stock is dead, + And now a columbine is dying. + Vainly the cook with female lobs + Desires to hit the egg-box wicket; + And not among the housemaid's jobs-- + 'Tis very plain--is garden cricket. + + Whack on the bee-hive goes the ball! + "That's six!" screams Noel to the scorer. + A foxglove, steepled best of all, + Now sinks beneath a flying fourer. + Two to the lad's-love; and beyond + The lavender just half-a-dozen; + And TWELVE for dropping in the pond + A rank half-volley from his cousin! + + To see my pinks give up the ghost + Is what no longer can be suffered: + Before I lose the scented host + This game, like candles, must be snuffered. + Noel, at ninety-two, not out, + Is carried to the nursery, screaming; + And later with a precious pout + Lies in his bed of down and dreaming. + + There shall his Century be achieved, + Larkspurs and tiger-lilies humbled, + Geraniums of their fire bereaved, + And calceolarias torn and tumbled. + With fairy craft from dusk to dawn + Quaint Puck himself may bowl half-volleys, + But I have vowed, by love and lawn, + To weed one thistle from my follies! + + + + +THE PRINCE, BATTING. + + + As out of a cannon comes the ball! + Quickly it flies to the human wall. + Didn't it go with a will and a whiz? + How lovely it is! How lovely it is! + + Four to the east, and four to the west! + Arrowy shots at the Umpire's chest! + Placid the sinewy batsman beams-- + How easy it seems! How easy it seems + + Watch! For a ball we could barely poke + The master hand and the radiant stroke! + Glances and cuts and drives and hooks-- + How easy it looks! How easy it looks! + + Now is the time we may all forget + Paper and books, for the Prince is set. + Here in the grass, with our work at heel, + How happy we feel! How happy we feel! + + + + +THE REASON. + + + Now why did Arthur Hoare pull out + A sovereign with a happy shout + And give it rashly to his scout, + Who almost had a fit? + + Why of a sudden did he fling + A hard-boiled egg at Eustace Ling, + Forgetting how an egg can sting + The person who is hit? + + Why after dinner did he turn + In fury on his room, and burn + His old oak chairs with unconcern?-- + A stupid thing to do! + + And why so harshly did he pelt + With forks a fresh and timorous Celt + Afraid to utter what he felt? + _Arthur had got his Blue!_ + + + + +A LONG GRACE. + +_(W.G. Grace's XI. versus XXII. of Bath.)_ + + Nothing went right. The Champion cut + And drove and glanced, and cut again, + Till every bowler we possessed + Deep down within his smarting breast + Half wished he'd lost that early train! + _Dobbin went on with Sneaks, + Robin appeared with Tweaks, + And Diccory Dizzard, as fast as a blizzard, + Contributed Lightning Streaks!_ + + Nothing went right. The Champion's bat + Seemed twice the breadth of postern door. + The leather flew at pace immense + To crackle on the boundary fence, + Acknowledged by the public roar. + _Dobbin went on with Tweaks, + Robin obliged with Sneaks, + And Diccory Dizzard, as fast as a blizzard, + Exhibited Lightning Streaks!_ + + Nothing went right. At last, at last + A bell (than Angelus more fair!) + Rang respite for the fieldsmen who, + By sprinting hard from twelve to two, + Had scarce a ragged breath to spare. + _Robin abstained from Sneaks, + Dobbin abandoned Tweaks, + And Diccory Dizzard, as fast as a blizzard, + Prohibited Lightning Streaks!_ + + Luncheon went right. The weary team + Found benches, beer, and salad sweet. + But asking blessing was too bad, + Because they all were somewhat sad + From too much Grace before their meat! + _Health to your noble name, + Monarch in fact and fame, + From twenty-two hearty lads in a party + Broadened and bronzed by the Game!_ + + + + +REMEMBER, PLEASE! + + + When the run of the bowler is measured, + And he, with brows knotted, + Bowls fierce at your timber-yard treasured, + To pot, or be potted, + If the ball to the bone that is funny + Fly swift as a swallow, + And you squeal like a terrified bunny + As agonies follow: + + Then, then is a capital season, + More fit than another, + Loose language of silly unreason + In courage to smother. + Clean speech is too frequently shamed + For Cricket to shame it! + One word is too often exclaimed + For you to exclaim it! + + + + +THE FORERUNNERS. + + + Beside the pillar-box a girl + Sells daffodils in golden bunches, + And with an apron full of Spring + Stays men a moment from their lunches: + Some fill their hands for love of bloom, + To others Cupid hints a reason; + But as for me, I buy because + The flowers suggest the Cricket season! + + Although I trouble not to seek + A maiden proud to wear my favour, + Right glad am I to change my pence + For blooms, and smell their wholesome savour; + For as I carry blossoms home-- + Sisters of gold with golden sisters-- + My heart is thumping at the thought + Of pads and bails and slow leg-twisters. + + My only sweetheart is a bag-- + A faithful girl of dark brown leather, + Who's travelled many a mile with me + In half a hundred sorts of weather! + Once more to clasp your friendly hand, + To tramp along by Hope attended, + Dreaming of glances, drives, and cuts, + My Dear Old Girl, how truly splendid! + + + + +NET PRACTICE. + + + We had a fellow in the School + Whose batting simply was a dream: + A dozen times by keeping cool + And hitting hard he saved the Team. + But oh! his fielding was so vile, + As if by witch or goblin cursed, + That he was called by Arthur Style, + King Butterlegs the Worst! + + At tea-time, supper, breakfast, lunch, + For many disappointed days, + We reasoned with him in a bunch, + Imploring him to mend his ways. + He listened like a saint, with lips + As if in desperation pursed; + Then gave three fourers in the Slips-- + King Butterlegs the Worst! + + 'Twas after this the Captain tried, + In something warmer than a pet, + To comfort his lamenting Side + By pelting Curtice in a net. + Aware of his tremendous power, + The Captain used it well at first, + And peppered only half-an-hour + King Butterlegs the Worst! + + But half-an-hour at such a range-- + From such a Captain!--was enough + To work so prompt and blest a change + That Curtice ceased to be a muff. + When from his bed at last he came, + Where fifty bruises had been nursed, + He was no more a public shame, + Nor Butterlegs the Worst! + + + + +THE CATCH OF THE SEASON. + + + He was a person most unkempt, + And answered to the name of Cust. + He had a frenzied mass of hair, + A little redder than red rust, + And trousers so exceeding short + It looked as if by mounting high + They meant unceasingly to try + To change to knickers on the sly. + + He was a person whom a Bat + Could view without the least distrust. + He caught me at the fifth attempt-- + Imagine my profound disgust! + For if the ball had gone to hand + I had not felt the least unrest; + But, as it happened (Fate knows best!) + It struck him smartly on the chest. + + I cannot tell you how he squirmed + And capered on the greensward there, + Until at last he took the ball + (Or so it seemed) from out his hair, + And meekly rubbed the coming bruise. + Thus was I humbled in the dust + Because of Albert Edward Cust. + Imagine my profound disgust! + + + + + Here's to the freckles and fielding and fun, + Here's to the joy that we ponder; + Here's to the Game that will glow in the sun + When the babes of our babies are--Yonder! + + + + + * * * * * + +~Rivers' Popular Novels~ + +Crown 8vo., 6_s_. + + * * * * * + +~The House of Merrilees~. 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Let bygones be bygones, and accept as a proof of +my continuing friendship the dedication of this little volume, in +which there are no other sums than those of the Telegraph.</p> + +<p>Most sincerely yours,</p> + +<p>NORMAN GALE.</p> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Here's to the lad with his useful Fifteen,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Here's to the Bowler that's thrifty,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Here's to the Bat who is Lord of the Green</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>With his frequent and thundering Fifty!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<p>For their courtesy in allowing him to reprint some of these songs the +Author thanks the Editor of <i>The Westminster Gazette</i>, Prince +Ranjitsinhji, Mr. James Bowden, the Editor of <i>The Country</i>, and the +Editor of <i>The Sun</i>.</p> + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<!-- Autogenerated TOC. Modify or delete as required. --> + <a href='#OILING'><b>OILING</b>.</a><br /> + <a href='#THE_GOLDEN_GAME'><b>THE GOLDEN GAME.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_FEMALE_BOY'><b>THE FEMALE BOY.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_DARK_BOWLER'><b>THE DARK BOWLER.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#UNCLE_BOB_INDIGNANT'><b>UNCLE BOB INDIGNANT.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_TUTORS_LAMENT'><b>THE TUTOR'S LAMENT.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#A_WIGGING'><b>A WIGGING.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_TWO_KINGS'><b>THE TWO KINGS.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_APPEAL'><b>THE APPEAL.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_OLYMPIANS'><b>THE OLYMPIANS.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_OLD_PROFESSIONAL'><b>THE OLD PROFESSIONAL.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#FIVE_YEARS_AFTER'><b>FIVE YEARS AFTER.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#DOCTOR_CRICKET'><b>DOCTOR CRICKET.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#PHILOSOPHY'><b>PHILOSOPHY.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_ENTHUSIAST'><b>THE ENTHUSIAST.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#CRICKET_AND_CUPID'><b>CRICKET AND CUPID.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#A_BOUNDARY'><b>A BOUNDARY.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_COMMENTATOR'><b>THE COMMENTATOR.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#LUCKY_LADS'><b>LUCKY LADS.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#CRICKET_IN_THE_GARDEN'><b>CRICKET IN THE GARDEN.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_PRINCE_BATTING'><b>THE PRINCE, BATTING.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_REASON'><b>THE REASON.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#A_LONG_GRACE'><b>A LONG GRACE.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#REMEMBER_PLEASE'><b>REMEMBER, PLEASE!</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_FORERUNNERS'><b>THE FORERUNNERS.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#NET_PRACTICE'><b>NET PRACTICE.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_CATCH_OF_THE_SEASON'><b>THE CATCH OF THE SEASON.</b></a><br /> + + +<!-- End Autogenerated TOC. --> + + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='OILING'></a><h2><b>OILING</b>.</h2> + +<p>(<i>A Song In and Out of Season</i>.)</p> + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Excuse me, Sweetheart, if I smear,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>With wisdom learnt from ancient teachers,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Now winter time once more is here,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>This grease upon your lengthy features!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Behaving thus, your loyal friend</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>No whit encourages deception:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Believe me, Fairest, in the end</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>This oil will better your complexion.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'>Fairest, believe!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Did you imagine in the bag</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To sleep the sleep of Rip Van Winkle,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Removed from sunshine's golden flag</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And duller daylight's smallest twinkle?</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Well have you earned your rest; but yet,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Although disturbance seem uncivil,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Unless your cheeks and chin be wet</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>With oil, your beauteousness will shrivel.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'>Rarest, believe!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Absorb, that, when for our delight</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The May unpacks its lovely blossom,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>With beaming face, with shoulders bright</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>You leave the bag's congenial bosom.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Then shall the Lover and his Lass</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Walk out toward the pitch together,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And, glorying in the shaven grass,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Tackle, with mutual faith, the leather.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 6em;'>Dearest, absorb!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_GOLDEN_GAME'></a><h2>THE GOLDEN GAME.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>If ever there was a Golden Game</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To brace the nerves, to cure repining,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To put the Dumps to flight and shame,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>It's Cricket when the sun is shining!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Gentlemen, toss the foolscap by,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Gentlemen, change from books to leather!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Breathe your fill of the breeze from the hill,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Thanking Bliss for the great blue weather.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>If ever there was a bag could beat</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The box possessed by Miss Pandora,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>'Tis that in which there cuddle neat</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The tools to shape the flying Fourer.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Gentlemen, watch the purple ball!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Gentlemen, keep your wits in tether!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Take your joy with the heart of a boy</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Under the dome of the big blue weather.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>If ever I feel my veins abound</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>With zealous blood more fit for Twenty,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>'Tis when upon the shaven ground</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Fair Fortune gives me runs in plenty.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Gentlemen all, while sinews last,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Bat ye, bowl ye, friends together!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Play the play till the end of your day,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Mellowest mates in the big blue weather!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But ever the ancient tale is told,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And History (the jade!) repeated:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>By Time, who's never over-bowled,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>At last we find ourselves defeated.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Gentlemen all, though stiff we be,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Youth comes along in finest feather,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Just as keen as we all have been</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Out on the turf in the great blue weather!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There's ever the deathless solace left—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To gaze at younger heroes smiting,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Of neither grit nor hope bereft,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Up to the end for victory fighting.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Gentlemen all, we taste delight,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Banished now from the stream and heather,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Calm and cool on an old camp-stool,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Watching the game in the big blue weather!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_FEMALE_BOY'></a><h2>THE FEMALE BOY.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>If cursed by a son who declined to play cricket,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>(Supposing him sound and sufficient in thews,)</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I'd larrup him well with the third of a wicket,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Selecting safe parts of his body to bruise.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>In his mind such an urchin King Solomon had</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>When he said, Spare the stump, and you bungle the lad!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>For what in the world is the use of a creature</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>All flabbily bent on avoiding the Pitch?</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Who wanders about, with a sob in each feature,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Devising a headache, inventing a stitch?</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There surely would be a quick end to my joy</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>If possessed of that monster—the feminine boy!—</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The feminine boy who declines upon croquet,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Or halma, or spillikins (horrible sport!),</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Or any amusement that's female and pokey,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And flatly objects to behave as he ought!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I know him of old. He is lazy and fat,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Instead of this Thing, fit for punishment drastic,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Give, Fortune, a son who is nimble and keen;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>A bright-hearted sample of human elastic,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>As fast as an antelope, supple and clean;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Far other than he in whose dimples there lodge</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Significant signs of inordinate stodge.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Ay, give me the lad who is eager and chubby,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>A Stoddart in little, a hero in bud;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Who'd think it a positive crime to grow tubby,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And dreams half the night he's a Steel or a Studd!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There's the youth for my fancy, all youngsters above—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The boy for my handshake, the lad for my love!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_DARK_BOWLER'></a><h2>THE DARK BOWLER.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I know that Bowler, dark and lean,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Who holds his tongue, and pegs away,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And never fails to come up keen,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>However hard and straight I play.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Spinning and living, from his hand</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The leather, full of venom, leaps;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>How nicely are his changes planned,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And what a lovely length he keeps!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Because he pulls his brim so low,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>However earnestly one tries</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>One never sees the darkling glow,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>That must be nimble in his eyes.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The fellow's judgment never nods,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>His watchful spirit never sleeps.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There was a clinking ball! Ye gods,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Why, what a splendid length he keeps!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>At times he bowls an awkward ball</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>That in the queerest manner swerves,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And this delivery of them all</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Takes most elastic from my nerves:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>It comes, and all along my spine</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>A sense of desolation creeps;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Till now the mastery is mine,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>But—what a killing length he keeps!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>That nearly passed me! That again</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Miraculously missed the bails!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Too good a sportsman to complain,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>He never flags, he never stales.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Small wonder if his varied skill</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>So fine a harvest daily reaps,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>For how he marries wit and will!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And what a deadly length he keeps!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='UNCLE_BOB_INDIGNANT'></a><h2>UNCLE BOB INDIGNANT.</h2> + +<p><i>("Flannelled fools at the wicket")</i></p> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Come, poke the fire, pull round the screen,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And fill me up a glass of grog</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Before I tell of matches seen</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And heroes of the mighty slog!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>While hussies play near mistletoe</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The game of kiss-me-if-you-dare,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I'll dig for you in memory's snow,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And where my eager spade shall go</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Uncover bliss for you to share,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 6em;'>My Boys!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>As sloppiness our sport bereaves</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Of what was once a glorious zest,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And female men are thick as thieves,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>With croquet, ping-pong, and the rest,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Prophetic eyes discern the shame</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Shall humble England in the dust;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And in their graves our sires shall flame</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>With scorn to know the Nation's game</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Cat's-cradle; Cricket gone to rust,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 6em;'>My Lads</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Ah, for a winged and wounding pen,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>In vigour dipped, to pierce the age</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>When girls are athletes, not the men,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And toughness dwindles from the stage!—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>When purblind poet cannot see</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>That in the games he wishes barred,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Eager, and hungry to be free</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>As when it triumphed on the sea,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The Viking spirit battles hard,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 6em;'>My Sons!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>If you have need of flabbier times,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Colensos, Stormbergs, Spion Kops,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Tell cricketers to take to rhymes,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And smash at once the cross-bar props.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'><i>When</i> sportsmen, tied to sport, refuse</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To offer lead the loyal breast,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To tramp for miles in bloody shoes,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To smirch their souls, to crack their thews,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'><i>Then</i> let the poet rail his best,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 6em;'>My Hearts!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Aye, if our social state be planned</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Devoid of giant games of ball,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Macaulay's visitor will stand</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The earlier on the crumbled wall.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Nerve, daring, sprightliness, and pluck</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Improve by noble exercise;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The wish to soar above the ruck,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The power to laugh at dirty luck</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And face defeat with sparkling eyes,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 6em;'>My Braves!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>By George, there goes the supper-bell!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And yet your duffing Uncle Bob</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Has never told you what befell</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>When all his team got out for blob.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>So much for bad poetic gas</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>That gets my ancient dander up!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Well, to the banquet! What is crass</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Shall deeply drown in radiant Bass</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>While we as Vikings greatly sup,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 6em;'>My Hearts!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_TUTORS_LAMENT'></a><h2>THE TUTOR'S LAMENT.</h2> + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I refuse to find attractions</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>In the ancient Roman native;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I am sick to death of fractions,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And of verbs that take the dative:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>It is mine to be recorder</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Of a boy's congested brain, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>With the pitch in perfect order</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And the weather like champagne, Sir!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I—the sport of conjugations—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>I am cooped up as a lodger</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Where I serve out mental rations</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To a proudly backward dodger.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>While the two of us are dreaming</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Of the canvas and the creases,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Close we sit together, scheming</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>How to pull an ode to pieces.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Even now in London's gabble</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Memory's magic tricks the senses!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Plain I hear the streamlet babble,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Smell the tar on country fences:</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Down the road Miss Grey from Marlett</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Skirts the fox-frequented thicket,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>In her belt a rose of scarlet,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>In her eyes the love of cricket.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There's my mother with her ponies</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Underneath Sir Toby's beeches,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Pulling up to share with cronies</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>News of grapes and plums and peaches:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Many a gaffer stops to fumble</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>At his forelock as she passes,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>While the children cease to tumble</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Frocks and blouses in the grasses.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Though my body stays with duty</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Here to work a sum or rider,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Mother's magnet and her beauty</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Draw my soul to sit beside her!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Ah, what luck if I were able</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>There to play once more in flannels,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Free from all this littered table,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Virgil's farmyard, Ovid's annals!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There's a loop of leather handle</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Peeping underneath the sofa!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Is tuition worth the candle</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>When the conscience turns a loafer?</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>'Tis the rich and backward Boarder</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Proves indeed the Tutor's bane, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>When the turf's in ripping order</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And the weather like champagne, Sir!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='A_WIGGING'></a><h2>A WIGGING.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>"To throw your hands above your head</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And wring your mouth in piteous wise</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Is not a plan," the Captain said,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>"With which I sympathise.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And with your eyes to ape a duck</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>That's dying in a thunderstorm,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Because you deprecate your luck,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Is not the best of form.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>"The fact is, Johnson, I am tired</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Of all this posing for a faint,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Because you think the stump required</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Another coat of paint.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>As greatly would you vex my soul,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And drag decorum from the Game,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>If in the block your head you'd roll,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Or stand upon the same.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>"This trick of striking attitudes,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Inelegant for men to see,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Will, to be candid, foster feuds</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Between yourself and me.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>On manners of the best this sport,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>By right of glory, makes a call,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And he who will not as he ought</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Should never play at all.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>"Now Luck is lean, now Luck Is fat,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And wise men take her as she comes:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The Bowler may be sure the Bat</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Will share the sugarplums.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>So never wriggle, nor protest,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Nor eye the zenith in disgust,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But, Johnson, bowl your level best,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And recollect, what must be, must!"</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_TWO_KINGS'></a><h2>THE TWO KINGS.</h2> + +<p>(<i>Written for W.G. Grace's Fiftieth Anniversary</i>.)</p> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>When Arthur and his Table Round</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Thought lusty thumps the best of sport, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And cups and cuffs, for all but muffs,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Were just the code the nobles taught, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Their jests were coarse, and swift their coursers,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Their throats were hoarse and strong as hawsers;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And they would shout a loud refrain</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The while they pricked across a plain,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Observe this phrase just once again—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The while they pricked across a plain.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Then 'twas the sport of Arthur's Court</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To hammer friendly helms with zeal, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Lo, sounding clear for all to hear,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The Tourney rang with lyres of steel, Sir!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>These demigods of matchless story</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>For Love laid on, laid on for Glory!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Their horses flew like thunderbolts,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Or cut a brace of demi-voltes.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Observe this phrase. The mettled colts</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Would cut a brace of demi-voltes.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>When Arthur and his Table Round</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Had lain in dust for many years, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Came cricket bats and beaver hats,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The stumps, the ball, the burst of cheers, Sir!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Thus horse-play broke on Time's rough breakers</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And gentler games were hero-makers.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Men ceased to crave for olden times,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Whose daily deeds were modern crimes,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But guarded stumps, and wrote their rhymes,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And helped to keep the land from crimes.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>While Arthur and his Table Round</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>In dreams were jousting once again, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The wit of man conceived a plan</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To marry willow-wood and cane, Sir.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Thereat the Stung became the Stinger;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Thereat arrived the Century-Bringer!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Mere muscle yielded to the wrist</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Poised lightly over clenching fist.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Observe the phrase. I here insist</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Mere muscle yielded to the wrist.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The knights of Arthur's Table True</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Wore helmets, gorgets, plumes, and greaves, Sir;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>While Tourneys stayed, big sport was played</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Without the joy of turned-up sleeves, Sir!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But Cricket showed in armoured showing</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Without these noble players knowing,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>For when at Beauty's door they tapped</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>They oft were at the wicket snapped.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Be sure of this. With rage was mapped</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Each face when at the wicket snapped.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Remembering the Table Round,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Cricket at last begot a King, Sir.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>One day was born the Bowler's Thorn,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The Bat of Bats for Rhyme to sing, Sir.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>As for the Lady Ball, he swept her</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>From pole to pole with willow sceptre!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Old Mother England was the place,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The pitch the throne, the monarch Grace!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Off with your hats! Your brims abase</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To greet his Royal Highness, Grace!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Ah, for some kingly match in Town,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To give the scene its fitting ode, Sir!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Could Pindar fire the athletic lyre,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>A truant from his bright abode, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>How would he chant the Chief heroic,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The trundler's hope become zeroic,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The drives from liberal shoulders poured,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The changing history of the Board!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Long may the champion's pith be scored</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>In figures leaping on the Board!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Strong in the arms as Hercules,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>For club, a bat within his hand, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Behold him there, the foe's despair,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Persuade the bowling to the stand, Sir!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>What if some wrinkles now take leases</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Upon his brow? He's used to creases!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And, young in muscle, still can laugh</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>At fifty on Time's Telegraph.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>This Toast, good comrades, let us quaff—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Three figures on his Telegraph!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_APPEAL'></a><h2>THE APPEAL.</h2> + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>My boy, bethink you ere you fling</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Upon my heart a cloud of gloom.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Pause, pause a moment ere you bring</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Your father to an early tomb</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>By playing Golf! For if you seek</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To gravel your astounded sire,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Desert the wicket for the cleek,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Prefer the bagpipes to the lyre!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>My boy, along your veins is poured</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Heroic blood full fit to boast;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>For annals of the scoring-board</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Have made our name a cricket Toast.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>If now in pride or pique you choose</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To make this scandalous default,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>How many bygone Cricket Blues</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Will issue, raging, from their vault!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>My boy, the game that's big and bright,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The game that stands all games above,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And towers to such a glorious height,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Deserves the summit of your love!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Is this a time for dapper spats,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>When foes arrive to test our worth?</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Beg pardon of your gloves and bats,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And play the kingliest game on earth!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_OLYMPIANS'></a><h2>THE OLYMPIANS.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Let those who will believe the Gods</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>On high Olympus do not travel</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Along the lane that Progress plods,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The tricks of mortals to unravel:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Let them believe who will they shun</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The average of C.B. Fry,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Or never from their lilied park</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>A little nearer Clifton run</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To watch with joy the crimson lark</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>By Jessop bullied to the sky.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>They love the Game. So warm they glow,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Not seldom rise imperial quarrels;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And not so many moons ago</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Jove boxed with zeal Apollo's laurels.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The question ran, Was Arthur Mold</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Unfairly stigmatised by muffs,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Or did he play a dubious prank?</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Venus herself began to scold,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And Gods by dozens on a bank</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Profanely took to fisticuffs!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>When on the level mead of Hove</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Elastic-sided Ranjitsinhji</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>With bowlers neatly juggles, Jove</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Of clapping palms is never stingy.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Ambrosia stands neglected; wine</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To crack the skull of Hector spills</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>While Lockwood cudgels brawn and brain;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And when the Prince leaves ninety-nine,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The cheers go valleywards like rain,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And hip-hurrah among the hills!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Prone on the lawn in merry mobs,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>They note the polished art of Trumper,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The Surrey Lobster bowling lobs,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The anxious wriggles of the Stumper.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>'Tis not (believe me) theirs to sneer</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>At what the modern mortal loves,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But theirs to copy noble sport;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And radiant hawkers every year</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Do splendid trade in bats and gloves</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>With Jupiter and all his Court!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_OLD_PROFESSIONAL'></a><h2>THE OLD PROFESSIONAL.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Sixty years since the game begun, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Sixty years since I took the crease!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Sixty years in the rain an' sun, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Death's been tryin' to end my lease.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Oh, but he's sent me down some corkers,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Given me lots of nasty jobs;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Mixed length-balls with his dazzlin' Yorkers,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Kickers an' shooters, grubs an' lobs!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Here I've stood, an' I've met him smilin',</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Takin' all of his nasty bumps;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Grantin' at times his luck was rilin'</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>When reg'lar fizzers tickled the stumps.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Playin' him straight an' storin' breath, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Closely watchin' his artful wrist,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I've had a rare old tussle with Death, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Slammin' the loose 'uns, smotherin' twist!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Still I know I'm as keen as ever</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Tacklin' the stuff he likes to send,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Cuttin' an' drivin' his best endeavour</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>While pluck an' muscle an' sight befriend.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I'm slow, in course; an' at times a stitch, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Makes me muddle the stroke I planned;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But I'm not yet ready to leave the pitch, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>For Lord knows what in the Better Land!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Some dirty day, when eyes are dimmer,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Old Death will have his chance to scoff;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>For up his sleeve he's got a trimmer</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Bound to come a yard from the off!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>It'll do me down! But if he's a chap, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Able to tell a job well done,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>No doubt he'll give his foe a clap, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Walkin' out of the crease an' sun.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>'Tis more than forty years I've tasted</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Sweet and bitter supplied by Luck,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Never thinkin' an hour was wasted,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Whether I blobbed or whether I stuck.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Long as I had some kind of wicket,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>'Twas never the wrong 'un, fast or slow;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>An' I thank my stars I took to Cricket</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Seven-an'-fifty years ago!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The game's been missus an' kids to me, Sir—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Aye, an' a rare good girl she's been!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I met her first at my father's knee, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>An' married her young on Richmond Green.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>An' as she's proved so true a lover,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Never inclined to scratch or scold,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>When the long day's fun at last is over,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>I'll love her still in the churchyard cold!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I've never twisted my brain with thinkin'</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The way life goes in the world above,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But lessons here there ain't no blinkin'</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Make me guess that the Umpire's Love!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>God knows I've muffed some easy chances</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Of doing good, like a silly lout;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But because He's fairer nor any fancies</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>I'm not in a funk of hearin', "Out!"</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='FIVE_YEARS_AFTER'></a><h2>FIVE YEARS AFTER.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Many a mate of splice and leather,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Out in the stiff autumnal weather,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There we stood by his grave together,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'>After his innings;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>All on a day of misty yellow</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Watching in grief a grim old fellow,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Death, who diddles both young and mellow,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'>Pocket his winnings.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Flew from his hand the matchless skimmer!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Breaking a yard, the destined trimmer,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Beating the bat and the eyes grown dimmer,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'>Shattered the wicket!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Slow to the dark Pavilion wending,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>His head on his breast, with Mercy friending,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The batsman walked to his silent ending,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'>Finished with cricket.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Whether or not that gaunt Professor</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Noting his man; that stark Assessor</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Of faulty play in the bat's possessor</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'>Clapped for his foeman,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>We who had seen that figure splendid</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Guarding the stumps so well defended</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Wept and cheered when by craft was ended</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'>Innings and yeoman!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Not long before the ball that beat him,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>All ends up, went down to meet him,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Tie him up in a knot, defeat him</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Once and for ever,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>He told his mates that he wished, when hoary</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Time put an end to his famous story,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To trudge with his old brown bag to Glory,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Separate never!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There on the clods the bag was lying!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There was the rope for the handle's tying!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>How can you wonder we all were crying,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Utterly broken?</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Scarred and shabby it went. We espied it</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Deep where the grave so soon would hide it,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Safe on his heart, with his togs inside it—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Tenderest token!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There we stood by his grave together,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Out in the stiff autumnal weather,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Many a mate of splice and leather,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>After his innings;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>All on a day of misty yellow</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Watching in pain a grabbing fellow,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Death, who diddles both young and mellow,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Pocket his winnings.</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='DOCTOR_CRICKET'></a><h2>DOCTOR CRICKET.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Dear Tom, I do not like your look,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Your brows are (see the poets) bent;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>You're biting hard on Tedium's hook,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>You're jaundiced, crumpled, footled, spent.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>What's worse, so mischievous your state</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>You have no pluck to try and trick it.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Here! Cram this cap upon your pate</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And come with me to Doctor Cricket!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Don't eye decanters on the shelf.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Your tongue's already thick with fur!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Up, heart! and be your own dear self</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>As when we chummed at Winchester.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Destroy these pasteboard dancing girls;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>This theatre-bubble, come, Tom, prick it!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Love more the off and leg-break curls</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Arranged for us by Doctor Cricket!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>You feel worn out at twenty-two?</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Your day's a thing of thirst and gloom?</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Old chap, of course I'll see you through,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>But—drop that rot about the tomb!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Let's overhaul your bag. A pair</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Of noble bats to guard a wicket!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Out, Friend, to breathe the sunny air,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And wring the hand of Doctor Cricket!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Be healed; and shun the flabby gang</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>That tricked your taste with cards and drink,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>When out of independence sprang</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>A silly downfall. Think, Tom, think!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>While stupid lads debase their worth</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>In feather-headed Folly's thicket,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Get back your muscle and your mirth</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Beneath the eye of Doctor Cricket!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='PHILOSOPHY'></a><h2>PHILOSOPHY.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>'Tis sometimes Fortune's little joke</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>With vinegar to brim the cup;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And on the grass this fickle Lass</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Makes pennies come the wrong side up.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But though a Head instead of Tail</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Is sure to greet my anxious call,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>'Tis better to have tossed,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And lost,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Than never to have tossed at all.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To do our best in spite of luck,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To stop or gallop for the drive,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To seek our fun in bronzing sun,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Shall cause both head and heart to thrive.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And though the penny's face I choose</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>That next the turf is bound to fall,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>'Tis better to have tossed,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And lost,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Than never to have tossed at all.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>For though we field the whole day long</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Hope's spark refuses to expire;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>A wily lob's successful job</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>At once renews the slackening fire.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Be Spartan, then! Crave not to flirt</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>With Tennis and her female ball!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>'Tis better to have tossed,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And lost,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Than never to have tossed at all.</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_ENTHUSIAST'></a><h2>THE ENTHUSIAST.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The Major, till the paper comes,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Is by a hundred fidgets shaken;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Upon the tablecloth he drums,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Condemns the toast, pooh-poohs the bacon:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But when at last the boy arrives,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Not his to scan the market prices;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Though liner sinks or palace burns,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The Major lives by rule, and turns</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To cricket first, and then the crisis.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Though getting grey and rather stiff,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The Major loves a long day's outing,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And gives a military sniff</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>When lads complain of lengthy scouting.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Each summer morn at break of day</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>From bed before the lark he tumbles,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And if the mercury be vile</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There carries nearly half a mile</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The Indian vigour of his grumbles.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>When winter brings its snow and ice,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>As well as divers pains and twinges,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The Major's language gathers spice,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And oftentimes his temper singes.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>On Christmas day he oils his bats,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And, on the crimson hearthrug scoring,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Through Fancy's slips he cuts the ball,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Or lifts her over Fancy's wall,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Till all the ghostly ring is roaring!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And when at length the day is near</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>For Death to bowl the Major's wicket,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>(The Major swears he has no fear</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>That Paradise is short of cricket!)</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>If in the time of pad and crease</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>His soul receives its last advices,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>With final paper on his bed</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I know the Major will be wed</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To cricket first—and then the crisis!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='CRICKET_AND_CUPID'></a><h2>CRICKET AND CUPID.</h2> + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>She understands the game no more</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Than savages the sun's eclipse;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>For all she knows the bowler throws,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And Square-Leg stands among the Slips:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And when in somersaults a stump</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Denotes a victim of the game,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Her lovely throat begets a lump,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Her cheeks with indignation flame.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>She scarce can keep her seat, and longs</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To cheer the fallen hero's fate;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Her fingers clench upon the bench</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>As if it were the Trundler's pate!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Because this rascal's on the spot</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Her passion fails to be concealed;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>She asks me why the wretch is not</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Immediately turned off the field.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But if the batsmen force the pace,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>From me she quickly takes her cue;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Perceives the fun of stolen run,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The overthrow that makes it two.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And as the ball bombards the fence,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Or rattles on the Scorers' hut,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>She claps with me the Drive immense,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And prettily applauds the Cut.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Divided at the heart, I seek</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>With skill to serve a double call:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Though great the Game, it were a shame</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To miss her bosom's rise-and-fall.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Cupid and Cricket, unafraid,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Must sink their dread of partnership,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Nor fear to join as stock-in-trade</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The boxwood bail, the honeyed lip.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Time was when bigotry compelled</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>A total worship of the game,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Before the test had pierced my breast,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Before the Idol-breaker came.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But suddenly the sky let down,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Escaped from heaven in pink and gold,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>A child to conquer by her gown</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The sport so starkly loved of old.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Sweet are her little cries, and sweet</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The puzzled look her forehead wears;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>For all she knows the Umpire goes</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Away to Leg to say his prayers.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And yet, so velvety her eyes,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>I even find a charm in this,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And think, How foolish to be wise</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>When Ada's ignorance is bliss!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='A_BOUNDARY'></a><h2>A BOUNDARY.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>What nonsense, Charles!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 8em;'>Though rather stiff,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And foreign from the style of Twenty,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There's still enough of cricket stuff</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Remaining for the pastime. Plenty!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Why, such a creed as now you preach</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Is only fit for scoffs and jeers;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Wait till you lose your wind and reach—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Wait till you come to fifty years.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>What nonsense, Charles!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 8em;'>You still can put</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The figures up by bounds and leaps, Sir;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There's little myth about the pith</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>You carry in your muscle. Heaps, Sir!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Not yet the camp-stool period comes,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>With feelings precious close to tears;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Still at your choice the leather hums—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Wait till you total fifty years.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>What nonsense, Charles!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 8em;'>In you I see—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>You, lord of curl on shaven plots, Sir—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>A magazine of Fourers clean</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Prepared to bruise the railings. Lots, Sir!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I have a dog's-eared birthday list</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>That makes me mock your silly fears</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And hope for centuries from your wrist—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Wait till you come to fifty years.</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_COMMENTATOR'></a><h2>THE COMMENTATOR.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The throstle in the lilac,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Not far beyond the Nets,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Upon a spray of purple</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>His beak severely whets:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>He hears the players calling,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>He wonders what they're at,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>As thunder frequent Yorkers</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Against the stubborn bat.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And as the rank half-volley</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Its due quietus gets,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The bird begins to carol</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>A greeting to the Nets:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Amazed at noisy kissing</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Of ball and wooden blade,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>In rivalry he whistles</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>A ballad unafraid.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Right jocund is the music</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>That, poured in lovely jets,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Accompanies superbly</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The heroes in the Nets;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And sweet the startled pauses</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Amid the royal song</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>That come when shout together</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The drive-delighted throng.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The greatness of the uproar</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Benumbs him, and he lets</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>His pulsing bosom ponder</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The tumult in the Nets;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But soon afresh, while warbling</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>His comment on the game,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>He puts all human songsters—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Quite easily!—to shame.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Thou Herrick in the lilac,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The damp of evening wets</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Upon our shoes the pipeclay,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And bids us leave the Nets;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But come again to-morrow</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To mingle with our joy</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The magic learnt in Eden</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>When Time was but a boy!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='LUCKY_LADS'></a><h2>LUCKY LADS.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>See in bronzing sunshine</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Twenty-two good fellows,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Such as help the world along,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Such as Cricket mellows!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Health and heartiness and joy</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Come to them for capture,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Lucky lads, plucky lads,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Relishing the rapture!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Watch the flying fieldsman,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Keen to save the fourer,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Gallop past the wooden box</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Sacred to the scorer!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Think you demi-gods of Greece</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Matched him in their story?</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Lucky lad, plucky lad,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Sprinting hard for glory!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Watch the hitting hero</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Loosely clad in flannel—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There's a figure to adorn</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Any sculptor's panel!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Every inch of him enjoys</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Sharing in the tussle,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Lucky lad, plucky lad,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Speed and grit and muscle!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>See in bronzing sunshine</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Thousands of good fellows,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Such as roll the world along,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Such as Cricket mellows!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>These shall keep the Motherland</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Safe amid her quarrels,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Lucky lads, plucky lads,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Trained to snatch at laurels!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='CRICKET_IN_THE_GARDEN'></a><h2>CRICKET IN THE GARDEN.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Before the aproned nurse arrives,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To tell of soap and tub and sponges,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>My nephew, fierce and ruddy, drives,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Disgraceful edges, callous lunges.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Twenty auriculas declare</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The zeal of his peculiar magic,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Till every aunt is in despair,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And even Job (the cat) looks tragic.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Down goes a tulip's noble head!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>(Poor Auntie Nell is nearly crying!)</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And now a stately stock is dead,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And now a columbine is dying.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Vainly the cook with female lobs</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Desires to hit the egg-box wicket;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And not among the housemaid's jobs—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>'Tis very plain—is garden cricket.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Whack on the bee-hive goes the ball!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>"That's six!" screams Noel to the scorer.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>A foxglove, steepled best of all,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Now sinks beneath a flying fourer.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Two to the lad's-love; and beyond</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The lavender just half-a-dozen;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And TWELVE for dropping in the pond</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>A rank half-volley from his cousin!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To see my pinks give up the ghost</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Is what no longer can be suffered:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Before I lose the scented host</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>This game, like candles, must be snuffered.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Noel, at ninety-two, not out,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Is carried to the nursery, screaming;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And later with a precious pout</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Lies in his bed of down and dreaming.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There shall his Century be achieved,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Larkspurs and tiger-lilies humbled,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Geraniums of their fire bereaved,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And calceolarias torn and tumbled.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>With fairy craft from dusk to dawn</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Quaint Puck himself may bowl half-volleys,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But I have vowed, by love and lawn,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To weed one thistle from my follies!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_PRINCE_BATTING'></a><h2>THE PRINCE, BATTING.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>As out of a cannon comes the ball!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Quickly it flies to the human wall.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Didn't it go with a will and a whiz?</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>How lovely it is! How lovely it is!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Four to the east, and four to the west!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Arrowy shots at the Umpire's chest!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Placid the sinewy batsman beams—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>How easy it seems! How easy it seems</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Watch! For a ball we could barely poke</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The master hand and the radiant stroke!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Glances and cuts and drives and hooks—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>How easy it looks! How easy it looks!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Now is the time we may all forget</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Paper and books, for the Prince is set.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Here in the grass, with our work at heel,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>How happy we feel! How happy we feel!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_REASON'></a><h2>THE REASON.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Now why did Arthur Hoare pull out</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>A sovereign with a happy shout</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And give it rashly to his scout,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Who almost had a fit?</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Why of a sudden did he fling</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>A hard-boiled egg at Eustace Ling,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Forgetting how an egg can sting</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The person who is hit?</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Why after dinner did he turn</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>In fury on his room, and burn</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>His old oak chairs with unconcern?—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>A stupid thing to do!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And why so harshly did he pelt</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>With forks a fresh and timorous Celt</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Afraid to utter what he felt?</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'><i>Arthur had got his Blue!</i></span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='A_LONG_GRACE'></a><h2>A LONG GRACE.</h2> + +<p>(<i>W.G. Grace's XI. versus XXII. of Bath.</i>)</p> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Nothing went right. The Champion cut</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And drove and glanced, and cut again,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Till every bowler we possessed</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Deep down within his smarting breast</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Half wished he'd lost that early train!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'><i>Dobbin went on with Sneaks,</i></span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'><i>Robin appeared with Tweaks,</i></span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'><i>And Diccory Dizzard, as fast as a blizzard,</i></span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'><i>Contributed Lightning Streaks!</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Nothing went right. The Champion's bat</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Seemed twice the breadth of postern door.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The leather flew at pace immense</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To crackle on the boundary fence,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Acknowledged by the public roar.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'><i>Dobbin went on with Tweaks,</i></span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'><i>Robin obliged with Sneaks,</i></span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'><i>And Diccory Dizzard, as fast as a blizzard,</i></span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'><i>Exhibited Lightning Streaks!</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Nothing went right. At last, at last</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>A bell (than Angelus more fair!)</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Rang respite for the fieldsmen who,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>By sprinting hard from twelve to two,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Had scarce a ragged breath to spare.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'><i>Robin abstained from Sneaks,</i></span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'><i>Dobbin abandoned Tweaks,</i></span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'><i>And Diccory Dizzard, as fast as a blizzard,</i></span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'><i>Prohibited Lightning Streaks!</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Luncheon went right. The weary team</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Found benches, beer, and salad sweet.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>But asking blessing was too bad,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Because they all were somewhat sad</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>From too much Grace before their meat!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'><i>Health to your noble name,</i></span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'><i>Monarch in fact and fame,</i></span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'><i>From twenty-two hearty lads in a party</i></span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'><i>Broadened and bronzed by the Game!</i></span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='REMEMBER_PLEASE'></a><h2>REMEMBER, PLEASE!</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>When the run of the bowler is measured,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And he, with brows knotted,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Bowls fierce at your timber-yard treasured,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To pot, or be potted,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>If the ball to the bone that is funny</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Fly swift as a swallow,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And you squeal like a terrified bunny</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>As agonies follow:</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Then, then is a capital season,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>More fit than another,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Loose language of silly unreason</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>In courage to smother.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Clean speech is too frequently shamed</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>For Cricket to shame it!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>One word is too often exclaimed</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>For you to exclaim it!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_FORERUNNERS'></a><h2>THE FORERUNNERS.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Beside the pillar-box a girl</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Sells daffodils in golden bunches,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And with an apron full of Spring</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Stays men a moment from their lunches:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Some fill their hands for love of bloom,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To others Cupid hints a reason;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But as for me, I buy because</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The flowers suggest the Cricket season!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Although I trouble not to seek</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>A maiden proud to wear my favour,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Right glad am I to change my pence</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>For blooms, and smell their wholesome savour;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>For as I carry blossoms home—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Sisters of gold with golden sisters—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>My heart is thumping at the thought</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Of pads and bails and slow leg-twisters.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>My only sweetheart is a bag—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>A faithful girl of dark brown leather,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Who's travelled many a mile with me</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>In half a hundred sorts of weather!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Once more to clasp your friendly hand,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To tramp along by Hope attended,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Dreaming of glances, drives, and cuts,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>My Dear Old Girl, how truly splendid!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='NET_PRACTICE'></a><h2>NET PRACTICE.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>We had a fellow in the School</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Whose batting simply was a dream:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>A dozen times by keeping cool</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And hitting hard he saved the Team.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But oh! his fielding was so vile,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>As if by witch or goblin cursed,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>That he was called by Arthur Style,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>King Butterlegs the Worst!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>At tea-time, supper, breakfast, lunch,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>For many disappointed days,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>We reasoned with him in a bunch,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Imploring him to mend his ways.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>He listened like a saint, with lips</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>As if in desperation pursed;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Then gave three fourers in the Slips—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>King Butterlegs the Worst!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>'Twas after this the Captain tried,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>In something warmer than a pet,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To comfort his lamenting Side</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>By pelting Curtice in a net.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Aware of his tremendous power,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The Captain used it well at first,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And peppered only half-an-hour</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>King Butterlegs the Worst!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But half-an-hour at such a range—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>From such a Captain!—was enough</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To work so prompt and blest a change</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>That Curtice ceased to be a muff.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>When from his bed at last he came,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Where fifty bruises had been nursed,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>He was no more a public shame,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Nor Butterlegs the Worst!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_CATCH_OF_THE_SEASON'></a><h2>THE CATCH OF THE SEASON.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>He was a person most unkempt,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And answered to the name of Cust.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>He had a frenzied mass of hair,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>A little redder than red rust,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And trousers so exceeding short</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>It looked as if by mounting high</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>They meant unceasingly to try</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To change to knickers on the sly.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>He was a person whom a Bat</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Could view without the least distrust.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>He caught me at the fifth attempt—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Imagine my profound disgust!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>For if the ball had gone to hand</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>I had not felt the least unrest;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>But, as it happened (Fate knows best!)</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>It struck him smartly on the chest.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I cannot tell you how he squirmed</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And capered on the greensward there,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Until at last he took the ball</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>(Or so it seemed) from out his hair,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And meekly rubbed the coming bruise.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Thus was I humbled in the dust</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Because of Albert Edward Cust.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Imagine my profound disgust!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Here's to the freckles and fielding and fun,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Here's to the joy that we ponder;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Here's to the Game that will glow in the sun</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>When the babes of our babies are—Yonder!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p><b>Rivers' Popular Novels</b></p> + +<p>Crown 8vo., 6<i>s</i>.</p> + + +<p><b>The House of Merrilees</b>. ARCHIBALD MARSHALL. <i>[Now Ready</i>.</p> + +<p><b>The Unequal Yoke</b>. Mrs. H.H. PENROSE. <i>[Now Ready</i>.</p> + +<p><b>The Discipline of Christine</b>. Mrs. BARRÉ GOLDIE. <i>[Now Ready</i>.</p> + +<p><b>Peter Binney, Undergraduate</b>. ARCHIBALD MARSHALL. <i>[Now Ready</i>.</p> + +<p><b>Peace on Earth</b>. REGINALD TURNER. <i>[Now Ready</i>.</p> + +<p><b>The Countermine</b>. ARTHUR WENLOCK. <i>[Now Ready</i>.</p> + +<p><b>The Friendships of Veronica</b>. THOMAS COBB. [May 17.</p> + +<p><b>Hugh Revel, A Public School Story</b>. LIONEL PORTMAN. [July 25.]</p> +<br /> + +<p><b>Notes on Books.</b></p> + +<p>In issuing a list of new and forthcoming publications, Mr. Alston +Rivers cannot but express his gratification at the spirit of fair play +which has enabled him to realise such a striking series of successes. +The primary business of a publisher is to discriminate, both as to +intrinsic literary merit, and with regard to what will hit the public +taste, a classical illustration of the difficulty in gauging the +latter being the rejection of "John Inglesant" by the late James Payn, +then "reader" for an eminent firm. While fully recognising the +remarkable gifts of the author Mr. Payn's hesitancy as to the book's +attractions got the better of his judgment; and with "<i>The House of +Merrilees</i>" it is now an open secret that very much the same point of +view was taken in more than one instance. Mr. Marshall's "<i>Peter +Binney, Undergraduate</i>," had been and is still decidedly popular, but +his new book was more ambitious, possessing such a plot as to require +peculiarly delicate handling. Had it been handled in a way that +combined a really high literary standard with more stirring qualities? +The question requires no answer now, for the triumph which the +publisher at once foretold on reading the manuscript has been more +than attained, and "<i>The House of Merrilees</i>" is indisputably the +novel of the season. It has at the same time demonstrated to the +publishing trade that a sensational story does not labour under any +disadvantage by the abduction of literary style.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>In a wholly different vein are "<i>The Discipline of Christine</i>" and +"<i>The Unequal Yoke</i>," by Mrs. Barré Goldie and Mrs. H.H. Penrose +respectively. In the former the ways and moods of childhood are +depicted in original and inimitable fashion, which makes it safe to +predict that the author will go far beyond her first effort as a +novelist. In "<i>The Unequal Yoke</i>" Mrs. Penrose has taken for her theme +the love story of a clergyman whose benefice is an Irish coast town, +and in whose flock prominence is attained by narrow zeal rather than +by amiability. He is really a good man, and is lucky enough, or the +reverse, to win the hand of a delightful young lady whose charms, +however, do not command the unanimous approval of the parishioners. +The possession of high musical attainments makes her temperament all +the more interesting, and accounts for the presence in so remote a +district of her German friend whose acute sense of the ridiculous +leads to such untoward results. It is hard to say whether the author's +talents are best evinced by her true pathos or by the delicate touches +of humour which pervade the book. Another commendable feature of the +novel is an alert skill in construction which stamps it as a +thoroughly artistic production.</p> +<br /> + +<p><b><i>Ready May 2</i>.</b></p> + +<p><b>The Soul of London.</b> FORD MADOX HUEFFER. Author of "The Life of +Madox Brown," "The Face of the Night," &c. Imperial 16mo, 5<i>s.</i> nett.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p><b><i>Ready May 9</i>.</b></p> + +<p><b>More Cricket Songs.</b> NORMAN GALE. Imperial 16mo, 2<i>s.</i> nett.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p><b><i>New Edition. Now Ready</i>.</b></p> + +<p><b>Spring Blossoms and Summer Fruit.</b> JOHN BYLES. Cloth, Crown 8vo, +1<i>s.</i> 6<i>d.</i> nett.</p> + +<p>These "Sunday Morning Talks to Children" are full of charm and +suggestive thought.</p> + +<p>"We can hardly praise too highly the beauty and exquisite simplicity +of these talks."—<i>Literary World</i>.</p> + +<p>London: ALSTON RIVERS, 13, Arundel Street.</p> +<br /> + +<p>Mr. Reginald Turner has already achieved such distinction as an author +of superior fiction (witness the success of his "<i>Comedy of Progress</i>" +and "<i>Cynthia's Damages</i>,") that a cordial reception was assured for +his latest book "<i>Peace on Earth</i>." It is a pathetic story that he has +to tell; of the sorrows of the outcast amid poverty, and the rage +against law and government provoked thereby; of the less obvious, but +equally poignant, griefs which smoulder beneath the surface of +"comfortable circumstances." The plot is, in short, one that in the +hands of any other than a thorough man of the world, would fail +hopelessly, which makes Mr. Turner's complete and undoubted success +all the more meritorious.</p> + +<p>"<i>The Countermine</i>" is the work of Mr. Arthur Wenlock, whose "<i>As Down +of Thistle</i>" showed considerable promise, though perhaps his subtle +vein of sardonic philosophy escaped due recognition. As its name +denotes, the interest in the new novel is largely military; in every +line the soldier, with his nice sense of honour, his virility, and his +direct methods, stands revealed. "<i>The Countermine</i>" is certainly a +most thrilling tale, and should raise the author to the front rank of +writers on "Service" topics. Of Mr. Thomas Cobb, whose reputation is +already firmly established, it is only necessary to say that in "<i>The +Friendships of Veronica</i>" his fertile and resourceful pen is at its +best if, indeed, his literary reputation has not been substantially +advanced.</p> +<br /> + +<p><b>The Alston Rivers' Shilling Library</b>.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p><b>Creatures that once were Men</b>. MAXIM GORKY. With Introductory by +G.K. CHESTERTON.</p> + +<p><b>Lovers in London</b>. A.A. MILNE.</p> + +<p>"'A Coming Humorist.' ... In Mr. Milne it may not be extravagant to +descry a writer with a future before him." —<i>Evening Standard and St. +James's Gazette</i>.</p> + +<p><b>Change for a Halfpenny</b>. C.L.G. and E.V.L.</p> + +<p>The hustling methods of modernity possess undoubted possibilities for +humorous treatment, and no one has appreciated the fact more keenly +than the authors of "Wisdom While you Wait." In this their latest work +the prospectus of the Napolio Syndicate forms a bowstring whence fly +shafts of satire that hit the mark every time.</p> + +<p><b>The Loot of Cities</b>. ARNOLD BENNETT.</p> + +<p><b>Publican and Serf</b>.</p> + +<p>A striking study of nomadic life among the peasant classes, translated +from the Russian by J.K.M. SHIRAZI.</p> +<br /> + +<p>It is one thing to be a famous writer; it is another to be widely +read. Maxim Gorky is at present included in both categories, though as +regards the second condition he had scarcely qualified prior to the +publication of "<i>Creatures that once were Men</i>." It was a bold +venture, for all the former successes in shilling form were either +sensationally melodramatic or frankly farcical. Encouraged by the huge +demand for Maxim Gorky's book, Mr. Alston Rivers is publishing in the +same form (1/-nett, paper, and 1/6 cloth) "<i>Publican and Serf</i>," by +Skitaletz, a Russian Author, who, while by no means behind Gorky in +point of realism, possesses in the opinion of some critics a still +greater measure of literary ability. Other items of Mr. Alston Rivers' +Shilling Library, which has prospered as only the result of the most +careful selection could prosper, are "<i>Lovers in London</i>," by A.A. +Milne, brightest and most promising of the younger humorists, and +"<i>The Loot of Cities</i>," by Mr. Arnold Bennett, the mere name of whom +is a sufficient guarantee of entertainment. As for general literature, +"<i>The Soul of London</i>," by Ford Madox Hueffer, may be justly described +as worthy of a place in every library. The author in his introduction, +remarks that he has tried to make the book anything rather than +encyclopædic, topographical, or archæological, and beyond that +somewhat negative phrase it is difficult to give any more complete +designation to the work. For the treatment of the subject is +altogether original, this attraction being intensified by the +particularly graceful style in which a remarkable gift of observation +finds expression.</p> +<br /> + +<p><b>The Novel of the Season</b></p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<b>THE HOUSE OF MERRILEES</b>.<br /> +6/-<br /> +By ARCHIBALD MARSHALL,<br /> +<i>Author of "Peter Binney, Undergraduate</i>"<br /> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>"The <b>best mystery novel</b> since Sir A. 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: More Cricket Songs + +Author: Norman Gale + +Release Date: August 13, 2004 [EBook #13167] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MORE CRICKET SONGS *** + + + + +Produced by Michael Ciesielski, Cathy Smith and PG Distributed +Proofreaders + + + + + +MORE CRICKET SONGS + +by Norman Gale + +Author of "Cricket Songs" "Barty's Star" "A Country Muse" And other +works. + +1905 + + + + +DEAR JOHN DENTON, + +Not long ago you reminded me that once, when you were a boy and I was +a schoolmaster, I was angry with you because you pouted all through a +lesson in arithmetic. Let bygones be bygones, and accept as a proof of +my continuing friendship the dedication of this little volume, in +which there are no other sums than those of the Telegraph. + +Most sincerely yours, + +NORMAN GALE. + + + + + Here's to the lad with his useful Fifteen, + Here's to the Bowler that's thrifty, + Here's to the Bat who is Lord of the Green + With his frequent and thundering Fifty! + + + + +For their courtesy in allowing him to reprint some of these songs the +Author thanks the Editor of _The Westminster Gazette_, Prince +Ranjitsinhji, Mr. James Bowden, the Editor of _The Country_, and the +Editor of _The Sun_. + + +OILING +THE GOLDEN GAME +THE FEMALE BOY +THE DARK BOWLER +UNCLE BOB INDIGNANT +THE TUTOR'S LAMENT +A WIGGING +THE TWO KINGS +THE APPEAL +THE OLYMPIANS +THE OLD PROFESSIONAL +FIVE YEARS AFTER +DOCTOR CRICKET +PHILOSOPHY +THE ENTHUSIAST +CRICKET AND CUPID +A BOUNDARY +THE COMMENTATOR +LUCKY LADS +CRICKET IN THE GARDEN +THE PRINCE, BATTING +THE REASON +A LONG GRACE +REMEMBER, PLEASE! +THE FORERUNNERS +NET PRACTICE +THE CATCH OF THE SEASON + + + + + +OILING. + +_(A Song In and Out of Season.)_ + + + Excuse me, Sweetheart, if I smear, + With wisdom learnt from ancient teachers, + Now winter time once more is here, + This grease upon your lengthy features! + Behaving thus, your loyal friend + No whit encourages deception: + Believe me, Fairest, in the end + This oil will better your complexion. + Fairest, believe! + + Did you imagine in the bag + To sleep the sleep of Rip Van Winkle, + Removed from sunshine's golden flag + And duller daylight's smallest twinkle? + Well have you earned your rest; but yet, + Although disturbance seem uncivil, + Unless your cheeks and chin be wet + With oil, your beauteousness will shrivel. + Rarest, believe! + + Absorb, that, when for our delight + The May unpacks its lovely blossom, + With beaming face, with shoulders bright + You leave the bag's congenial bosom. + Then shall the Lover and his Lass + Walk out toward the pitch together, + And, glorying in the shaven grass, + Tackle, with mutual faith, the leather. + Dearest, absorb! + + + + +THE GOLDEN GAME. + + + If ever there was a Golden Game + To brace the nerves, to cure repining, + To put the Dumps to flight and shame, + It's Cricket when the sun is shining! + Gentlemen, toss the foolscap by, + Gentlemen, change from books to leather! + Breathe your fill of the breeze from the hill, + Thanking Bliss for the great blue weather. + + If ever there was a bag could beat + The box possessed by Miss Pandora, + 'Tis that in which there cuddle neat + The tools to shape the flying Fourer. + Gentlemen, watch the purple ball! + Gentlemen, keep your wits in tether! + Take your joy with the heart of a boy + Under the dome of the big blue weather. + + If ever I feel my veins abound + With zealous blood more fit for Twenty, + 'Tis when upon the shaven ground + Fair Fortune gives me runs in plenty. + Gentlemen all, while sinews last, + Bat ye, bowl ye, friends together! + Play the play till the end of your day, + Mellowest mates in the big blue weather! + + But ever the ancient tale is told, + And History (the jade!) repeated: + By Time, who's never over-bowled, + At last we find ourselves defeated. + Gentlemen all, though stiff we be, + Youth comes along in finest feather, + Just as keen as we all have been + Out on the turf in the great blue weather! + + There's ever the deathless solace left-- + To gaze at younger heroes smiting, + Of neither grit nor hope bereft, + Up to the end for victory fighting. + Gentlemen all, we taste delight, + Banished now from the stream and heather, + Calm and cool on an old camp-stool, + Watching the game in the big blue weather! + + + + +THE FEMALE BOY. + + + If cursed by a son who declined to play cricket, + (Supposing him sound and sufficient in thews,) + I'd larrup him well with the third of a wicket, + Selecting safe parts of his body to bruise. + In his mind such an urchin King Solomon had + When he said, Spare the stump, and you bungle the lad! + + For what in the world is the use of a creature + All flabbily bent on avoiding the Pitch? + Who wanders about, with a sob in each feature, + Devising a headache, inventing a stitch? + There surely would be a quick end to my joy + If possessed of that monster--the feminine boy!-- + + The feminine boy who declines upon croquet, + Or halma, or spillikins (horrible sport!), + Or any amusement that's female and pokey, + And flatly objects to behave as he ought! + I know him of old. He is lazy and fat, + Instead of this Thing, fit for punishment drastic, + Give, Fortune, a son who is nimble and keen; + A bright-hearted sample of human elastic, + As fast as an antelope, supple and clean; + Far other than he in whose dimples there lodge + Significant signs of inordinate stodge. + + Ay, give me the lad who is eager and chubby, + A Stoddart in little, a hero in bud; + Who'd think it a positive crime to grow tubby, + And dreams half the night he's a Steel or a Studd! + There's the youth for my fancy, all youngsters above-- + The boy for my handshake, the lad for my love! + + + + +THE DARK BOWLER. + + + I know that Bowler, dark and lean, + Who holds his tongue, and pegs away, + And never fails to come up keen, + However hard and straight I play. + Spinning and living, from his hand + The leather, full of venom, leaps; + How nicely are his changes planned, + And what a lovely length he keeps! + + Because he pulls his brim so low, + However earnestly one tries + One never sees the darkling glow, + That must be nimble in his eyes. + The fellow's judgment never nods, + His watchful spirit never sleeps. + There was a clinking ball! Ye gods, + Why, what a splendid length he keeps! + + At times he bowls an awkward ball + That in the queerest manner swerves, + And this delivery of them all + Takes most elastic from my nerves: + It comes, and all along my spine + A sense of desolation creeps; + Till now the mastery is mine, + But--what a killing length he keeps! + + That nearly passed me! That again + Miraculously missed the bails! + Too good a sportsman to complain, + He never flags, he never stales. + Small wonder if his varied skill + So fine a harvest daily reaps, + For how he marries wit and will! + And what a deadly length he keeps! + + + + +UNCLE BOB INDIGNANT. + +_("Flannelled fools at the wicket")_ + + + Come, poke the fire, pull round the screen, + And fill me up a glass of grog + Before I tell of matches seen + And heroes of the mighty slog! + While hussies play near mistletoe + The game of kiss-me-if-you-dare, + I'll dig for you in memory's snow, + And where my eager spade shall go + Uncover bliss for you to share, + My Boys! + + As sloppiness our sport bereaves + Of what was once a glorious zest, + And female men are thick as thieves, + With croquet, ping-pong, and the rest, + Prophetic eyes discern the shame + Shall humble England in the dust; + And in their graves our sires shall flame + With scorn to know the Nation's game + Cat's-cradle; Cricket gone to rust, + My Lads + + Ah, for a winged and wounding pen, + In vigour dipped, to pierce the age + When girls are athletes, not the men, + And toughness dwindles from the stage!-- + When purblind poet cannot see + That in the games he wishes barred, + Eager, and hungry to be free + As when it triumphed on the sea, + The Viking spirit battles hard, + My Sons! + + If you have need of flabbier times, + Colensos, Stormbergs, Spion Kops, + Tell cricketers to take to rhymes, + And smash at once the cross-bar props. + _When_ sportsmen, tied to sport, refuse + To offer lead the loyal breast, + To tramp for miles in bloody shoes, + To smirch their souls, to crack their thews, + _Then_ let the poet rail his best, + My Hearts! + + Aye, if our social state be planned + Devoid of giant games of ball, + Macaulay's visitor will stand + The earlier on the crumbled wall. + Nerve, daring, sprightliness, and pluck + Improve by noble exercise; + The wish to soar above the ruck, + The power to laugh at dirty luck + And face defeat with sparkling eyes, + My Braves! + + By George, there goes the supper-bell! + And yet your duffing Uncle Bob + Has never told you what befell + When all his team got out for blob. + So much for bad poetic gas + That gets my ancient dander up! + Well, to the banquet! What is crass + Shall deeply drown in radiant Bass + While we as Vikings greatly sup, + My Hearts! + + + + +THE TUTOR'S LAMENT. + + + I refuse to find attractions + In the ancient Roman native; + I am sick to death of fractions, + And of verbs that take the dative: + It is mine to be recorder + Of a boy's congested brain, Sir, + With the pitch in perfect order + And the weather like champagne, Sir! + + I--the sport of conjugations-- + I am cooped up as a lodger + Where I serve out mental rations + To a proudly backward dodger. + While the two of us are dreaming + Of the canvas and the creases, + Close we sit together, scheming + How to pull an ode to pieces. + + Even now in London's gabble + Memory's magic tricks the senses! + Plain I hear the streamlet babble, + Smell the tar on country fences: + + Down the road Miss Grey from Marlett + Skirts the fox-frequented thicket, + In her belt a rose of scarlet, + In her eyes the love of cricket. + + There's my mother with her ponies + Underneath Sir Toby's beeches, + Pulling up to share with cronies + News of grapes and plums and peaches: + Many a gaffer stops to fumble + At his forelock as she passes, + While the children cease to tumble + Frocks and blouses in the grasses. + + Though my body stays with duty + Here to work a sum or rider, + Mother's magnet and her beauty + Draw my soul to sit beside her! + Ah, what luck if I were able + There to play once more in flannels, + Free from all this littered table, + Virgil's farmyard, Ovid's annals! + + There's a loop of leather handle + Peeping underneath the sofa! + Is tuition worth the candle + When the conscience turns a loafer? + 'Tis the rich and backward Boarder + Proves indeed the Tutor's bane, Sir, + When the turf's in ripping order + And the weather like champagne, Sir! + + + + +A WIGGING. + + + "To throw your hands above your head + And wring your mouth in piteous wise + Is not a plan," the Captain said, + "With which I sympathise. + And with your eyes to ape a duck + That's dying in a thunderstorm, + Because you deprecate your luck, + Is not the best of form. + + "The fact is, Johnson, I am tired + Of all this posing for a faint, + Because you think the stump required + Another coat of paint. + As greatly would you vex my soul, + And drag decorum from the Game, + If in the block your head you'd roll, + Or stand upon the same. + + "This trick of striking attitudes, + Inelegant for men to see, + Will, to be candid, foster feuds + Between yourself and me. + On manners of the best this sport, + By right of glory, makes a call, + And he who will not as he ought + Should never play at all. + + "Now Luck is lean, now Luck Is fat, + And wise men take her as she comes: + The Bowler may be sure the Bat + Will share the sugarplums. + So never wriggle, nor protest, + Nor eye the zenith in disgust, + But, Johnson, bowl your level best, + And recollect, what must be, must!" + + + + +THE TWO KINGS. + +_(Written for W.G. Grace's Fiftieth Anniversary.)_ + + + When Arthur and his Table Round + Thought lusty thumps the best of sport, Sir, + And cups and cuffs, for all but muffs, + Were just the code the nobles taught, Sir, + Their jests were coarse, and swift their coursers, + Their throats were hoarse and strong as hawsers; + And they would shout a loud refrain + The while they pricked across a plain, + Observe this phrase just once again-- + The while they pricked across a plain. + + Then 'twas the sport of Arthur's Court + To hammer friendly helms with zeal, Sir, + Lo, sounding clear for all to hear, + The Tourney rang with lyres of steel, Sir! + These demigods of matchless story + For Love laid on, laid on for Glory! + Their horses flew like thunderbolts, + Or cut a brace of demi-voltes. + Observe this phrase. The mettled colts + Would cut a brace of demi-voltes. + + When Arthur and his Table Round + Had lain in dust for many years, Sir, + Came cricket bats and beaver hats, + The stumps, the ball, the burst of cheers, Sir! + Thus horse-play broke on Time's rough breakers + And gentler games were hero-makers. + Men ceased to crave for olden times, + Whose daily deeds were modern crimes, + But guarded stumps, and wrote their rhymes, + And helped to keep the land from crimes. + + While Arthur and his Table Round + In dreams were jousting once again, Sir, + The wit of man conceived a plan + To marry willow-wood and cane, Sir. + Thereat the Stung became the Stinger; + Thereat arrived the Century-Bringer! + Mere muscle yielded to the wrist + Poised lightly over clenching fist. + Observe the phrase. I here insist + Mere muscle yielded to the wrist. + + The knights of Arthur's Table True + Wore helmets, gorgets, plumes, and greaves, Sir; + While Tourneys stayed, big sport was played + Without the joy of turned-up sleeves, Sir! + But Cricket showed in armoured showing + Without these noble players knowing, + For when at Beauty's door they tapped + They oft were at the wicket snapped. + Be sure of this. With rage was mapped + Each face when at the wicket snapped. + + Remembering the Table Round, + Cricket at last begot a King, Sir. + One day was born the Bowler's Thorn, + The Bat of Bats for Rhyme to sing, Sir. + As for the Lady Ball, he swept her + From pole to pole with willow sceptre! + Old Mother England was the place, + The pitch the throne, the monarch Grace! + Off with your hats! Your brims abase + To greet his Royal Highness, Grace! + + Ah, for some kingly match in Town, + To give the scene its fitting ode, Sir! + Could Pindar fire the athletic lyre, + A truant from his bright abode, Sir, + How would he chant the Chief heroic, + The trundler's hope become zeroic, + The drives from liberal shoulders poured, + The changing history of the Board! + Long may the champion's pith be scored + In figures leaping on the Board! + + Strong in the arms as Hercules, + For club, a bat within his hand, Sir, + Behold him there, the foe's despair, + Persuade the bowling to the stand, Sir! + What if some wrinkles now take leases + Upon his brow? He's used to creases! + And, young in muscle, still can laugh + At fifty on Time's Telegraph. + This Toast, good comrades, let us quaff-- + Three figures on his Telegraph! + + + + +THE APPEAL. + + + My boy, bethink you ere you fling + Upon my heart a cloud of gloom. + Pause, pause a moment ere you bring + Your father to an early tomb + By playing Golf! For if you seek + To gravel your astounded sire, + Desert the wicket for the cleek, + Prefer the bagpipes to the lyre! + + My boy, along your veins is poured + Heroic blood full fit to boast; + For annals of the scoring-board + Have made our name a cricket Toast. + If now in pride or pique you choose + To make this scandalous default, + How many bygone Cricket Blues + Will issue, raging, from their vault! + + My boy, the game that's big and bright, + The game that stands all games above, + And towers to such a glorious height, + Deserves the summit of your love! + Is this a time for dapper spats, + When foes arrive to test our worth? + Beg pardon of your gloves and bats, + And play the kingliest game on earth! + + + + +THE OLYMPIANS. + + + Let those who will believe the Gods + On high Olympus do not travel + Along the lane that Progress plods, + The tricks of mortals to unravel: + Let them believe who will they shun + The average of C.B. Fry, + Or never from their lilied park + A little nearer Clifton run + To watch with joy the crimson lark + By Jessop bullied to the sky. + + They love the Game. So warm they glow, + Not seldom rise imperial quarrels; + And not so many moons ago + Jove boxed with zeal Apollo's laurels. + The question ran, Was Arthur Mold + Unfairly stigmatised by muffs, + Or did he play a dubious prank? + Venus herself began to scold, + And Gods by dozens on a bank + Profanely took to fisticuffs! + + When on the level mead of Hove + Elastic-sided Ranjitsinhji + With bowlers neatly juggles, Jove + Of clapping palms is never stingy. + Ambrosia stands neglected; wine + To crack the skull of Hector spills + While Lockwood cudgels brawn and brain; + And when the Prince leaves ninety-nine, + The cheers go valleywards like rain, + And hip-hurrah among the hills! + + Prone on the lawn in merry mobs, + They note the polished art of Trumper, + The Surrey Lobster bowling lobs, + The anxious wriggles of the Stumper. + 'Tis not (believe me) theirs to sneer + At what the modern mortal loves, + But theirs to copy noble sport; + And radiant hawkers every year + Do splendid trade in bats and gloves + With Jupiter and all his Court! + + + + +THE OLD PROFESSIONAL. + + + Sixty years since the game begun, Sir, + Sixty years since I took the crease! + Sixty years in the rain an' sun, Sir, + Death's been tryin' to end my lease. + Oh, but he's sent me down some corkers, + Given me lots of nasty jobs; + Mixed length-balls with his dazzlin' Yorkers, + Kickers an' shooters, grubs an' lobs! + + Here I've stood, an' I've met him smilin', + Takin' all of his nasty bumps; + Grantin' at times his luck was rilin' + When reg'lar fizzers tickled the stumps. + Playin' him straight an' storin' breath, Sir, + Closely watchin' his artful wrist, + I've had a rare old tussle with Death, Sir, + Slammin' the loose 'uns, smotherin' twist! + + Still I know I'm as keen as ever + Tacklin' the stuff he likes to send, + Cuttin' an' drivin' his best endeavour + While pluck an' muscle an' sight befriend. + I'm slow, in course; an' at times a stitch, Sir, + Makes me muddle the stroke I planned; + But I'm not yet ready to leave the pitch, Sir, + For Lord knows what in the Better Land! + + Some dirty day, when eyes are dimmer, + Old Death will have his chance to scoff; + For up his sleeve he's got a trimmer + Bound to come a yard from the off! + It'll do me down! But if he's a chap, Sir, + Able to tell a job well done, + No doubt he'll give his foe a clap, Sir, + Walkin' out of the crease an' sun. + + 'Tis more than forty years I've tasted + Sweet and bitter supplied by Luck, + Never thinkin' an hour was wasted, + Whether I blobbed or whether I stuck. + Long as I had some kind of wicket, + 'Twas never the wrong 'un, fast or slow; + An' I thank my stars I took to Cricket + Seven-an'-fifty years ago! + + The game's been missus an' kids to me, Sir-- + Aye, an' a rare good girl she's been! + I met her first at my father's knee, Sir, + An' married her young on Richmond Green. + An' as she's proved so true a lover, + Never inclined to scratch or scold, + When the long day's fun at last is over, + I'll love her still in the churchyard cold! + + I've never twisted my brain with thinkin' + The way life goes in the world above, + But lessons here there ain't no blinkin' + Make me guess that the Umpire's Love! + God knows I've muffed some easy chances + Of doing good, like a silly lout; + But because He's fairer nor any fancies + I'm not in a funk of hearin', "Out!" + + + + +FIVE YEARS AFTER. + + + Many a mate of splice and leather, + Out in the stiff autumnal weather, + There we stood by his grave together, + After his innings; + All on a day of misty yellow + Watching in grief a grim old fellow, + Death, who diddles both young and mellow, + Pocket his winnings. + + Flew from his hand the matchless skimmer! + Breaking a yard, the destined trimmer, + Beating the bat and the eyes grown dimmer, + Shattered the wicket! + Slow to the dark Pavilion wending, + His head on his breast, with Mercy friending, + The batsman walked to his silent ending, + Finished with cricket. + + Whether or not that gaunt Professor + Noting his man; that stark Assessor + Of faulty play in the bat's possessor + Clapped for his foeman, + We who had seen that figure splendid + Guarding the stumps so well defended + Wept and cheered when by craft was ended + Innings and yeoman! + + Not long before the ball that beat him, + All ends up, went down to meet him, + Tie him up in a knot, defeat him + Once and for ever, + He told his mates that he wished, when hoary + Time put an end to his famous story, + To trudge with his old brown bag to Glory, + Separate never! + + There on the clods the bag was lying! + There was the rope for the handle's tying! + How can you wonder we all were crying, + Utterly broken? + Scarred and shabby it went. We espied it + Deep where the grave so soon would hide it, + Safe on his heart, with his togs inside it-- + Tenderest token! + + There we stood by his grave together, + Out in the stiff autumnal weather, + Many a mate of splice and leather, + After his innings; + All on a day of misty yellow + Watching in pain a grabbing fellow, + Death, who diddles both young and mellow, + Pocket his winnings. + + + + +DOCTOR CRICKET. + + + Dear Tom, I do not like your look, + Your brows are (see the poets) bent; + You're biting hard on Tedium's hook, + You're jaundiced, crumpled, footled, spent. + What's worse, so mischievous your state + You have no pluck to try and trick it. + Here! Cram this cap upon your pate + And come with me to Doctor Cricket! + + Don't eye decanters on the shelf. + Your tongue's already thick with fur! + Up, heart! and be your own dear self + As when we chummed at Winchester. + Destroy these pasteboard dancing girls; + This theatre-bubble, come, Tom, prick it! + Love more the off and leg-break curls + Arranged for us by Doctor Cricket! + + You feel worn out at twenty-two? + Your day's a thing of thirst and gloom? + Old chap, of course I'll see you through, + But--drop that rot about the tomb! + Let's overhaul your bag. A pair + Of noble bats to guard a wicket! + Out, Friend, to breathe the sunny air, + And wring the hand of Doctor Cricket! + + Be healed; and shun the flabby gang + That tricked your taste with cards and drink, + When out of independence sprang + A silly downfall. Think, Tom, think! + While stupid lads debase their worth + In feather-headed Folly's thicket, + Get back your muscle and your mirth + Beneath the eye of Doctor Cricket! + + + + +PHILOSOPHY. + + + 'Tis sometimes Fortune's little joke + With vinegar to brim the cup; + And on the grass this fickle Lass + Makes pennies come the wrong side up. + But though a Head instead of Tail + Is sure to greet my anxious call, + 'Tis better to have tossed, + And lost, + Than never to have tossed at all. + + To do our best in spite of luck, + To stop or gallop for the drive, + To seek our fun in bronzing sun, + Shall cause both head and heart to thrive. + And though the penny's face I choose + That next the turf is bound to fall, + 'Tis better to have tossed, + And lost, + Than never to have tossed at all. + + For though we field the whole day long + Hope's spark refuses to expire; + A wily lob's successful job + At once renews the slackening fire. + Be Spartan, then! Crave not to flirt + With Tennis and her female ball! + 'Tis better to have tossed, + And lost, + Than never to have tossed at all. + + + + +THE ENTHUSIAST. + + + The Major, till the paper comes, + Is by a hundred fidgets shaken; + Upon the tablecloth he drums, + Condemns the toast, pooh-poohs the bacon: + But when at last the boy arrives, + Not his to scan the market prices; + Though liner sinks or palace burns, + The Major lives by rule, and turns + To cricket first, and then the crisis. + + Though getting grey and rather stiff, + The Major loves a long day's outing, + And gives a military sniff + When lads complain of lengthy scouting. + Each summer morn at break of day + From bed before the lark he tumbles, + And if the mercury be vile + There carries nearly half a mile + The Indian vigour of his grumbles. + + When winter brings its snow and ice, + As well as divers pains and twinges, + The Major's language gathers spice, + And oftentimes his temper singes. + On Christmas day he oils his bats, + And, on the crimson hearthrug scoring, + Through Fancy's slips he cuts the ball, + Or lifts her over Fancy's wall, + Till all the ghostly ring is roaring! + + And when at length the day is near + For Death to bowl the Major's wicket, + (The Major swears he has no fear + That Paradise is short of cricket!) + If in the time of pad and crease + His soul receives its last advices, + With final paper on his bed + I know the Major will be wed + To cricket first--and then the crisis! + + + + +CRICKET AND CUPID. + + + She understands the game no more + Than savages the sun's eclipse; + For all she knows the bowler throws, + And Square-Leg stands among the Slips: + And when in somersaults a stump + Denotes a victim of the game, + Her lovely throat begets a lump, + Her cheeks with indignation flame. + + She scarce can keep her seat, and longs + To cheer the fallen hero's fate; + Her fingers clench upon the bench + As if it were the Trundler's pate! + Because this rascal's on the spot + Her passion fails to be concealed; + She asks me why the wretch is not + Immediately turned off the field. + + But if the batsmen force the pace, + From me she quickly takes her cue; + Perceives the fun of stolen run, + The overthrow that makes it two. + And as the ball bombards the fence, + Or rattles on the Scorers' hut, + She claps with me the Drive immense, + And prettily applauds the Cut. + + Divided at the heart, I seek + With skill to serve a double call: + Though great the Game, it were a shame + To miss her bosom's rise-and-fall. + Cupid and Cricket, unafraid, + Must sink their dread of partnership, + Nor fear to join as stock-in-trade + The boxwood bail, the honeyed lip. + + Time was when bigotry compelled + A total worship of the game, + Before the test had pierced my breast, + Before the Idol-breaker came. + But suddenly the sky let down, + Escaped from heaven in pink and gold, + A child to conquer by her gown + The sport so starkly loved of old. + + Sweet are her little cries, and sweet + The puzzled look her forehead wears; + For all she knows the Umpire goes + Away to Leg to say his prayers. + And yet, so velvety her eyes, + I even find a charm in this, + And think, How foolish to be wise + When Ada's ignorance is bliss! + + + + +A BOUNDARY. + + + What nonsense, Charles! + Though rather stiff, + And foreign from the style of Twenty, + There's still enough of cricket stuff + Remaining for the pastime. Plenty! + Why, such a creed as now you preach + Is only fit for scoffs and jeers; + Wait till you lose your wind and reach-- + Wait till you come to fifty years. + + What nonsense, Charles! + You still can put + The figures up by bounds and leaps, Sir; + There's little myth about the pith + You carry in your muscle. Heaps, Sir! + Not yet the camp-stool period comes, + With feelings precious close to tears; + Still at your choice the leather hums-- + Wait till you total fifty years. + + What nonsense, Charles! + In you I see-- + You, lord of curl on shaven plots, Sir-- + A magazine of Fourers clean + Prepared to bruise the railings. Lots, Sir! + I have a dog's-eared birthday list + That makes me mock your silly fears + And hope for centuries from your wrist-- + Wait till you come to fifty years. + + + + +THE COMMENTATOR. + + + The throstle in the lilac, + Not far beyond the Nets, + Upon a spray of purple + His beak severely whets: + He hears the players calling, + He wonders what they're at, + As thunder frequent Yorkers + Against the stubborn bat. + + And as the rank half-volley + Its due quietus gets, + The bird begins to carol + A greeting to the Nets: + Amazed at noisy kissing + Of ball and wooden blade, + In rivalry he whistles + A ballad unafraid. + + Right jocund is the music + That, poured in lovely jets, + Accompanies superbly + The heroes in the Nets; + And sweet the startled pauses + Amid the royal song + That come when shout together + The drive-delighted throng. + + The greatness of the uproar + Benumbs him, and he lets + His pulsing bosom ponder + The tumult in the Nets; + But soon afresh, while warbling + His comment on the game, + He puts all human songsters-- + Quite easily!--to shame. + + Thou Herrick in the lilac, + The damp of evening wets + Upon our shoes the pipeclay, + And bids us leave the Nets; + But come again to-morrow + To mingle with our joy + The magic learnt in Eden + When Time was but a boy! + + + + +LUCKY LADS. + + + See in bronzing sunshine + Twenty-two good fellows, + Such as help the world along, + Such as Cricket mellows! + Health and heartiness and joy + Come to them for capture, + Lucky lads, plucky lads, + Relishing the rapture! + + Watch the flying fieldsman, + Keen to save the fourer, + Gallop past the wooden box + Sacred to the scorer! + Think you demi-gods of Greece + Matched him in their story? + Lucky lad, plucky lad, + Sprinting hard for glory! + + Watch the hitting hero + Loosely clad in flannel-- + There's a figure to adorn + Any sculptor's panel! + Every inch of him enjoys + Sharing in the tussle, + Lucky lad, plucky lad, + Speed and grit and muscle! + + See in bronzing sunshine + Thousands of good fellows, + Such as roll the world along, + Such as Cricket mellows! + These shall keep the Motherland + Safe amid her quarrels, + Lucky lads, plucky lads, + Trained to snatch at laurels! + + + + +CRICKET IN THE GARDEN. + + + Before the aproned nurse arrives, + To tell of soap and tub and sponges, + My nephew, fierce and ruddy, drives, + Disgraceful edges, callous lunges. + Twenty auriculas declare + The zeal of his peculiar magic, + Till every aunt is in despair, + And even Job (the cat) looks tragic. + + Down goes a tulip's noble head! + (Poor Auntie Nell is nearly crying!) + And now a stately stock is dead, + And now a columbine is dying. + Vainly the cook with female lobs + Desires to hit the egg-box wicket; + And not among the housemaid's jobs-- + 'Tis very plain--is garden cricket. + + Whack on the bee-hive goes the ball! + "That's six!" screams Noel to the scorer. + A foxglove, steepled best of all, + Now sinks beneath a flying fourer. + Two to the lad's-love; and beyond + The lavender just half-a-dozen; + And TWELVE for dropping in the pond + A rank half-volley from his cousin! + + To see my pinks give up the ghost + Is what no longer can be suffered: + Before I lose the scented host + This game, like candles, must be snuffered. + Noel, at ninety-two, not out, + Is carried to the nursery, screaming; + And later with a precious pout + Lies in his bed of down and dreaming. + + There shall his Century be achieved, + Larkspurs and tiger-lilies humbled, + Geraniums of their fire bereaved, + And calceolarias torn and tumbled. + With fairy craft from dusk to dawn + Quaint Puck himself may bowl half-volleys, + But I have vowed, by love and lawn, + To weed one thistle from my follies! + + + + +THE PRINCE, BATTING. + + + As out of a cannon comes the ball! + Quickly it flies to the human wall. + Didn't it go with a will and a whiz? + How lovely it is! How lovely it is! + + Four to the east, and four to the west! + Arrowy shots at the Umpire's chest! + Placid the sinewy batsman beams-- + How easy it seems! How easy it seems + + Watch! For a ball we could barely poke + The master hand and the radiant stroke! + Glances and cuts and drives and hooks-- + How easy it looks! How easy it looks! + + Now is the time we may all forget + Paper and books, for the Prince is set. + Here in the grass, with our work at heel, + How happy we feel! How happy we feel! + + + + +THE REASON. + + + Now why did Arthur Hoare pull out + A sovereign with a happy shout + And give it rashly to his scout, + Who almost had a fit? + + Why of a sudden did he fling + A hard-boiled egg at Eustace Ling, + Forgetting how an egg can sting + The person who is hit? + + Why after dinner did he turn + In fury on his room, and burn + His old oak chairs with unconcern?-- + A stupid thing to do! + + And why so harshly did he pelt + With forks a fresh and timorous Celt + Afraid to utter what he felt? + _Arthur had got his Blue!_ + + + + +A LONG GRACE. + +_(W.G. Grace's XI. versus XXII. of Bath.)_ + + Nothing went right. The Champion cut + And drove and glanced, and cut again, + Till every bowler we possessed + Deep down within his smarting breast + Half wished he'd lost that early train! + _Dobbin went on with Sneaks, + Robin appeared with Tweaks, + And Diccory Dizzard, as fast as a blizzard, + Contributed Lightning Streaks!_ + + Nothing went right. The Champion's bat + Seemed twice the breadth of postern door. + The leather flew at pace immense + To crackle on the boundary fence, + Acknowledged by the public roar. + _Dobbin went on with Tweaks, + Robin obliged with Sneaks, + And Diccory Dizzard, as fast as a blizzard, + Exhibited Lightning Streaks!_ + + Nothing went right. At last, at last + A bell (than Angelus more fair!) + Rang respite for the fieldsmen who, + By sprinting hard from twelve to two, + Had scarce a ragged breath to spare. + _Robin abstained from Sneaks, + Dobbin abandoned Tweaks, + And Diccory Dizzard, as fast as a blizzard, + Prohibited Lightning Streaks!_ + + Luncheon went right. The weary team + Found benches, beer, and salad sweet. + But asking blessing was too bad, + Because they all were somewhat sad + From too much Grace before their meat! + _Health to your noble name, + Monarch in fact and fame, + From twenty-two hearty lads in a party + Broadened and bronzed by the Game!_ + + + + +REMEMBER, PLEASE! + + + When the run of the bowler is measured, + And he, with brows knotted, + Bowls fierce at your timber-yard treasured, + To pot, or be potted, + If the ball to the bone that is funny + Fly swift as a swallow, + And you squeal like a terrified bunny + As agonies follow: + + Then, then is a capital season, + More fit than another, + Loose language of silly unreason + In courage to smother. + Clean speech is too frequently shamed + For Cricket to shame it! + One word is too often exclaimed + For you to exclaim it! + + + + +THE FORERUNNERS. + + + Beside the pillar-box a girl + Sells daffodils in golden bunches, + And with an apron full of Spring + Stays men a moment from their lunches: + Some fill their hands for love of bloom, + To others Cupid hints a reason; + But as for me, I buy because + The flowers suggest the Cricket season! + + Although I trouble not to seek + A maiden proud to wear my favour, + Right glad am I to change my pence + For blooms, and smell their wholesome savour; + For as I carry blossoms home-- + Sisters of gold with golden sisters-- + My heart is thumping at the thought + Of pads and bails and slow leg-twisters. + + My only sweetheart is a bag-- + A faithful girl of dark brown leather, + Who's travelled many a mile with me + In half a hundred sorts of weather! + Once more to clasp your friendly hand, + To tramp along by Hope attended, + Dreaming of glances, drives, and cuts, + My Dear Old Girl, how truly splendid! + + + + +NET PRACTICE. + + + We had a fellow in the School + Whose batting simply was a dream: + A dozen times by keeping cool + And hitting hard he saved the Team. + But oh! his fielding was so vile, + As if by witch or goblin cursed, + That he was called by Arthur Style, + King Butterlegs the Worst! + + At tea-time, supper, breakfast, lunch, + For many disappointed days, + We reasoned with him in a bunch, + Imploring him to mend his ways. + He listened like a saint, with lips + As if in desperation pursed; + Then gave three fourers in the Slips-- + King Butterlegs the Worst! + + 'Twas after this the Captain tried, + In something warmer than a pet, + To comfort his lamenting Side + By pelting Curtice in a net. + Aware of his tremendous power, + The Captain used it well at first, + And peppered only half-an-hour + King Butterlegs the Worst! + + But half-an-hour at such a range-- + From such a Captain!--was enough + To work so prompt and blest a change + That Curtice ceased to be a muff. + When from his bed at last he came, + Where fifty bruises had been nursed, + He was no more a public shame, + Nor Butterlegs the Worst! + + + + +THE CATCH OF THE SEASON. + + + He was a person most unkempt, + And answered to the name of Cust. + He had a frenzied mass of hair, + A little redder than red rust, + And trousers so exceeding short + It looked as if by mounting high + They meant unceasingly to try + To change to knickers on the sly. + + He was a person whom a Bat + Could view without the least distrust. + He caught me at the fifth attempt-- + Imagine my profound disgust! + For if the ball had gone to hand + I had not felt the least unrest; + But, as it happened (Fate knows best!) + It struck him smartly on the chest. + + I cannot tell you how he squirmed + And capered on the greensward there, + Until at last he took the ball + (Or so it seemed) from out his hair, + And meekly rubbed the coming bruise. + Thus was I humbled in the dust + Because of Albert Edward Cust. + Imagine my profound disgust! + + + + + Here's to the freckles and fielding and fun, + Here's to the joy that we ponder; + Here's to the Game that will glow in the sun + When the babes of our babies are--Yonder! + + + + + * * * * * + +~Rivers' Popular Novels~ + +Crown 8vo., 6_s_. + + * * * * * + +~The House of Merrilees~. 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: More Cricket Songs + +Author: Norman Gale + +Release Date: August 13, 2004 [EBook #13167] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MORE CRICKET SONGS *** + + + + +Produced by Michael Ciesielski, Cathy Smith and PG Distributed +Proofreaders + + + + + + +</pre> + + + +<h1 align=center>MORE CRICKET SONGS</h1> + +<h2>by Norman Gale</h2> + +<p>Author of "Cricket Songs" "Barty's Star" "A Country Muse" and other +works.</p> + +<p>1905 </p> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +DEAR JOHN DENTON, + +<p>Not long ago you reminded me that once, when you were a boy and I was +a schoolmaster, I was angry with you because you pouted all through a +lesson in arithmetic. Let bygones be bygones, and accept as a proof of +my continuing friendship the dedication of this little volume, in +which there are no other sums than those of the Telegraph.</p> + +<p>Most sincerely yours,</p> + +<p>NORMAN GALE.</p> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Here's to the lad with his useful Fifteen,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Here's to the Bowler that's thrifty,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Here's to the Bat who is Lord of the Green</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>With his frequent and thundering Fifty!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<p>For their courtesy in allowing him to reprint some of these songs the +Author thanks the Editor of <i>The Westminster Gazette</i>, Prince +Ranjitsinhji, Mr. James Bowden, the Editor of <i>The Country</i>, and the +Editor of <i>The Sun</i>.</p> + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<!-- Autogenerated TOC. Modify or delete as required. --> + <a href='#OILING'><b>OILING</b>.</a><br /> + <a href='#THE_GOLDEN_GAME'><b>THE GOLDEN GAME.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_FEMALE_BOY'><b>THE FEMALE BOY.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_DARK_BOWLER'><b>THE DARK BOWLER.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#UNCLE_BOB_INDIGNANT'><b>UNCLE BOB INDIGNANT.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_TUTORS_LAMENT'><b>THE TUTOR'S LAMENT.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#A_WIGGING'><b>A WIGGING.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_TWO_KINGS'><b>THE TWO KINGS.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_APPEAL'><b>THE APPEAL.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_OLYMPIANS'><b>THE OLYMPIANS.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_OLD_PROFESSIONAL'><b>THE OLD PROFESSIONAL.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#FIVE_YEARS_AFTER'><b>FIVE YEARS AFTER.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#DOCTOR_CRICKET'><b>DOCTOR CRICKET.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#PHILOSOPHY'><b>PHILOSOPHY.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_ENTHUSIAST'><b>THE ENTHUSIAST.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#CRICKET_AND_CUPID'><b>CRICKET AND CUPID.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#A_BOUNDARY'><b>A BOUNDARY.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_COMMENTATOR'><b>THE COMMENTATOR.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#LUCKY_LADS'><b>LUCKY LADS.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#CRICKET_IN_THE_GARDEN'><b>CRICKET IN THE GARDEN.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_PRINCE_BATTING'><b>THE PRINCE, BATTING.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_REASON'><b>THE REASON.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#A_LONG_GRACE'><b>A LONG GRACE.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#REMEMBER_PLEASE'><b>REMEMBER, PLEASE!</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_FORERUNNERS'><b>THE FORERUNNERS.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#NET_PRACTICE'><b>NET PRACTICE.</b></a><br /> + <a href='#THE_CATCH_OF_THE_SEASON'><b>THE CATCH OF THE SEASON.</b></a><br /> + + +<!-- End Autogenerated TOC. --> + + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='OILING'></a><h2><b>OILING</b>.</h2> + +<p>(<i>A Song In and Out of Season</i>.)</p> + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Excuse me, Sweetheart, if I smear,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>With wisdom learnt from ancient teachers,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Now winter time once more is here,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>This grease upon your lengthy features!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Behaving thus, your loyal friend</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>No whit encourages deception:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Believe me, Fairest, in the end</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>This oil will better your complexion.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'>Fairest, believe!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Did you imagine in the bag</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To sleep the sleep of Rip Van Winkle,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Removed from sunshine's golden flag</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And duller daylight's smallest twinkle?</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Well have you earned your rest; but yet,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Although disturbance seem uncivil,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Unless your cheeks and chin be wet</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>With oil, your beauteousness will shrivel.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'>Rarest, believe!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Absorb, that, when for our delight</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The May unpacks its lovely blossom,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>With beaming face, with shoulders bright</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>You leave the bag's congenial bosom.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Then shall the Lover and his Lass</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Walk out toward the pitch together,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And, glorying in the shaven grass,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Tackle, with mutual faith, the leather.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 6em;'>Dearest, absorb!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_GOLDEN_GAME'></a><h2>THE GOLDEN GAME.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>If ever there was a Golden Game</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To brace the nerves, to cure repining,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To put the Dumps to flight and shame,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>It's Cricket when the sun is shining!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Gentlemen, toss the foolscap by,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Gentlemen, change from books to leather!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Breathe your fill of the breeze from the hill,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Thanking Bliss for the great blue weather.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>If ever there was a bag could beat</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The box possessed by Miss Pandora,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>'Tis that in which there cuddle neat</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The tools to shape the flying Fourer.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Gentlemen, watch the purple ball!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Gentlemen, keep your wits in tether!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Take your joy with the heart of a boy</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Under the dome of the big blue weather.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>If ever I feel my veins abound</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>With zealous blood more fit for Twenty,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>'Tis when upon the shaven ground</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Fair Fortune gives me runs in plenty.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Gentlemen all, while sinews last,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Bat ye, bowl ye, friends together!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Play the play till the end of your day,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Mellowest mates in the big blue weather!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But ever the ancient tale is told,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And History (the jade!) repeated:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>By Time, who's never over-bowled,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>At last we find ourselves defeated.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Gentlemen all, though stiff we be,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Youth comes along in finest feather,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Just as keen as we all have been</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Out on the turf in the great blue weather!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There's ever the deathless solace left—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To gaze at younger heroes smiting,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Of neither grit nor hope bereft,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Up to the end for victory fighting.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Gentlemen all, we taste delight,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Banished now from the stream and heather,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Calm and cool on an old camp-stool,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Watching the game in the big blue weather!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_FEMALE_BOY'></a><h2>THE FEMALE BOY.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>If cursed by a son who declined to play cricket,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>(Supposing him sound and sufficient in thews,)</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I'd larrup him well with the third of a wicket,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Selecting safe parts of his body to bruise.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>In his mind such an urchin King Solomon had</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>When he said, Spare the stump, and you bungle the lad!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>For what in the world is the use of a creature</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>All flabbily bent on avoiding the Pitch?</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Who wanders about, with a sob in each feature,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Devising a headache, inventing a stitch?</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There surely would be a quick end to my joy</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>If possessed of that monster—the feminine boy!—</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The feminine boy who declines upon croquet,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Or halma, or spillikins (horrible sport!),</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Or any amusement that's female and pokey,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And flatly objects to behave as he ought!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I know him of old. He is lazy and fat,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Instead of this Thing, fit for punishment drastic,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Give, Fortune, a son who is nimble and keen;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>A bright-hearted sample of human elastic,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>As fast as an antelope, supple and clean;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Far other than he in whose dimples there lodge</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Significant signs of inordinate stodge.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Ay, give me the lad who is eager and chubby,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>A Stoddart in little, a hero in bud;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Who'd think it a positive crime to grow tubby,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And dreams half the night he's a Steel or a Studd!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There's the youth for my fancy, all youngsters above—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The boy for my handshake, the lad for my love!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_DARK_BOWLER'></a><h2>THE DARK BOWLER.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I know that Bowler, dark and lean,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Who holds his tongue, and pegs away,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And never fails to come up keen,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>However hard and straight I play.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Spinning and living, from his hand</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The leather, full of venom, leaps;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>How nicely are his changes planned,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And what a lovely length he keeps!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Because he pulls his brim so low,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>However earnestly one tries</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>One never sees the darkling glow,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>That must be nimble in his eyes.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The fellow's judgment never nods,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>His watchful spirit never sleeps.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There was a clinking ball! Ye gods,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Why, what a splendid length he keeps!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>At times he bowls an awkward ball</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>That in the queerest manner swerves,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And this delivery of them all</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Takes most elastic from my nerves:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>It comes, and all along my spine</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>A sense of desolation creeps;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Till now the mastery is mine,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>But—what a killing length he keeps!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>That nearly passed me! That again</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Miraculously missed the bails!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Too good a sportsman to complain,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>He never flags, he never stales.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Small wonder if his varied skill</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>So fine a harvest daily reaps,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>For how he marries wit and will!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And what a deadly length he keeps!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='UNCLE_BOB_INDIGNANT'></a><h2>UNCLE BOB INDIGNANT.</h2> + +<p><i>("Flannelled fools at the wicket")</i></p> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Come, poke the fire, pull round the screen,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And fill me up a glass of grog</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Before I tell of matches seen</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And heroes of the mighty slog!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>While hussies play near mistletoe</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The game of kiss-me-if-you-dare,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I'll dig for you in memory's snow,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And where my eager spade shall go</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Uncover bliss for you to share,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 6em;'>My Boys!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>As sloppiness our sport bereaves</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Of what was once a glorious zest,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And female men are thick as thieves,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>With croquet, ping-pong, and the rest,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Prophetic eyes discern the shame</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Shall humble England in the dust;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And in their graves our sires shall flame</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>With scorn to know the Nation's game</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Cat's-cradle; Cricket gone to rust,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 6em;'>My Lads</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Ah, for a winged and wounding pen,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>In vigour dipped, to pierce the age</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>When girls are athletes, not the men,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And toughness dwindles from the stage!—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>When purblind poet cannot see</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>That in the games he wishes barred,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Eager, and hungry to be free</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>As when it triumphed on the sea,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The Viking spirit battles hard,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 6em;'>My Sons!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>If you have need of flabbier times,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Colensos, Stormbergs, Spion Kops,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Tell cricketers to take to rhymes,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And smash at once the cross-bar props.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'><i>When</i> sportsmen, tied to sport, refuse</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To offer lead the loyal breast,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To tramp for miles in bloody shoes,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To smirch their souls, to crack their thews,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'><i>Then</i> let the poet rail his best,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 6em;'>My Hearts!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Aye, if our social state be planned</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Devoid of giant games of ball,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Macaulay's visitor will stand</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The earlier on the crumbled wall.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Nerve, daring, sprightliness, and pluck</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Improve by noble exercise;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The wish to soar above the ruck,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The power to laugh at dirty luck</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And face defeat with sparkling eyes,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 6em;'>My Braves!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>By George, there goes the supper-bell!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And yet your duffing Uncle Bob</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Has never told you what befell</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>When all his team got out for blob.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>So much for bad poetic gas</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>That gets my ancient dander up!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Well, to the banquet! What is crass</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Shall deeply drown in radiant Bass</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>While we as Vikings greatly sup,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 6em;'>My Hearts!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_TUTORS_LAMENT'></a><h2>THE TUTOR'S LAMENT.</h2> + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I refuse to find attractions</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>In the ancient Roman native;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I am sick to death of fractions,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And of verbs that take the dative:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>It is mine to be recorder</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Of a boy's congested brain, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>With the pitch in perfect order</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And the weather like champagne, Sir!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I—the sport of conjugations—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>I am cooped up as a lodger</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Where I serve out mental rations</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To a proudly backward dodger.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>While the two of us are dreaming</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Of the canvas and the creases,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Close we sit together, scheming</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>How to pull an ode to pieces.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Even now in London's gabble</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Memory's magic tricks the senses!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Plain I hear the streamlet babble,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Smell the tar on country fences:</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Down the road Miss Grey from Marlett</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Skirts the fox-frequented thicket,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>In her belt a rose of scarlet,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>In her eyes the love of cricket.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There's my mother with her ponies</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Underneath Sir Toby's beeches,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Pulling up to share with cronies</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>News of grapes and plums and peaches:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Many a gaffer stops to fumble</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>At his forelock as she passes,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>While the children cease to tumble</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Frocks and blouses in the grasses.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Though my body stays with duty</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Here to work a sum or rider,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Mother's magnet and her beauty</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Draw my soul to sit beside her!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Ah, what luck if I were able</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>There to play once more in flannels,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Free from all this littered table,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Virgil's farmyard, Ovid's annals!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There's a loop of leather handle</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Peeping underneath the sofa!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Is tuition worth the candle</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>When the conscience turns a loafer?</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>'Tis the rich and backward Boarder</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Proves indeed the Tutor's bane, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>When the turf's in ripping order</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And the weather like champagne, Sir!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='A_WIGGING'></a><h2>A WIGGING.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>"To throw your hands above your head</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And wring your mouth in piteous wise</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Is not a plan," the Captain said,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>"With which I sympathise.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And with your eyes to ape a duck</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>That's dying in a thunderstorm,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Because you deprecate your luck,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Is not the best of form.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>"The fact is, Johnson, I am tired</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Of all this posing for a faint,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Because you think the stump required</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Another coat of paint.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>As greatly would you vex my soul,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And drag decorum from the Game,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>If in the block your head you'd roll,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Or stand upon the same.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>"This trick of striking attitudes,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Inelegant for men to see,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Will, to be candid, foster feuds</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Between yourself and me.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>On manners of the best this sport,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>By right of glory, makes a call,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And he who will not as he ought</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Should never play at all.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>"Now Luck is lean, now Luck Is fat,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And wise men take her as she comes:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The Bowler may be sure the Bat</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Will share the sugarplums.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>So never wriggle, nor protest,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Nor eye the zenith in disgust,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But, Johnson, bowl your level best,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And recollect, what must be, must!"</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_TWO_KINGS'></a><h2>THE TWO KINGS.</h2> + +<p>(<i>Written for W.G. Grace's Fiftieth Anniversary</i>.)</p> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>When Arthur and his Table Round</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Thought lusty thumps the best of sport, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And cups and cuffs, for all but muffs,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Were just the code the nobles taught, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Their jests were coarse, and swift their coursers,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Their throats were hoarse and strong as hawsers;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And they would shout a loud refrain</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The while they pricked across a plain,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Observe this phrase just once again—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The while they pricked across a plain.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Then 'twas the sport of Arthur's Court</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To hammer friendly helms with zeal, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Lo, sounding clear for all to hear,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The Tourney rang with lyres of steel, Sir!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>These demigods of matchless story</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>For Love laid on, laid on for Glory!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Their horses flew like thunderbolts,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Or cut a brace of demi-voltes.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Observe this phrase. The mettled colts</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Would cut a brace of demi-voltes.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>When Arthur and his Table Round</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Had lain in dust for many years, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Came cricket bats and beaver hats,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The stumps, the ball, the burst of cheers, Sir!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Thus horse-play broke on Time's rough breakers</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And gentler games were hero-makers.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Men ceased to crave for olden times,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Whose daily deeds were modern crimes,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But guarded stumps, and wrote their rhymes,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And helped to keep the land from crimes.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>While Arthur and his Table Round</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>In dreams were jousting once again, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The wit of man conceived a plan</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To marry willow-wood and cane, Sir.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Thereat the Stung became the Stinger;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Thereat arrived the Century-Bringer!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Mere muscle yielded to the wrist</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Poised lightly over clenching fist.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Observe the phrase. I here insist</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Mere muscle yielded to the wrist.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The knights of Arthur's Table True</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Wore helmets, gorgets, plumes, and greaves, Sir;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>While Tourneys stayed, big sport was played</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Without the joy of turned-up sleeves, Sir!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But Cricket showed in armoured showing</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Without these noble players knowing,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>For when at Beauty's door they tapped</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>They oft were at the wicket snapped.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Be sure of this. With rage was mapped</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Each face when at the wicket snapped.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Remembering the Table Round,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Cricket at last begot a King, Sir.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>One day was born the Bowler's Thorn,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The Bat of Bats for Rhyme to sing, Sir.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>As for the Lady Ball, he swept her</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>From pole to pole with willow sceptre!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Old Mother England was the place,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The pitch the throne, the monarch Grace!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Off with your hats! Your brims abase</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To greet his Royal Highness, Grace!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Ah, for some kingly match in Town,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To give the scene its fitting ode, Sir!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Could Pindar fire the athletic lyre,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>A truant from his bright abode, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>How would he chant the Chief heroic,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The trundler's hope become zeroic,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The drives from liberal shoulders poured,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The changing history of the Board!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Long may the champion's pith be scored</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>In figures leaping on the Board!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Strong in the arms as Hercules,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>For club, a bat within his hand, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Behold him there, the foe's despair,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Persuade the bowling to the stand, Sir!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>What if some wrinkles now take leases</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Upon his brow? He's used to creases!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And, young in muscle, still can laugh</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>At fifty on Time's Telegraph.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>This Toast, good comrades, let us quaff—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Three figures on his Telegraph!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_APPEAL'></a><h2>THE APPEAL.</h2> + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>My boy, bethink you ere you fling</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Upon my heart a cloud of gloom.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Pause, pause a moment ere you bring</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Your father to an early tomb</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>By playing Golf! For if you seek</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To gravel your astounded sire,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Desert the wicket for the cleek,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Prefer the bagpipes to the lyre!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>My boy, along your veins is poured</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Heroic blood full fit to boast;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>For annals of the scoring-board</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Have made our name a cricket Toast.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>If now in pride or pique you choose</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To make this scandalous default,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>How many bygone Cricket Blues</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Will issue, raging, from their vault!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>My boy, the game that's big and bright,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The game that stands all games above,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And towers to such a glorious height,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Deserves the summit of your love!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Is this a time for dapper spats,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>When foes arrive to test our worth?</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Beg pardon of your gloves and bats,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And play the kingliest game on earth!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_OLYMPIANS'></a><h2>THE OLYMPIANS.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Let those who will believe the Gods</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>On high Olympus do not travel</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Along the lane that Progress plods,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The tricks of mortals to unravel:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Let them believe who will they shun</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The average of C.B. Fry,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Or never from their lilied park</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>A little nearer Clifton run</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To watch with joy the crimson lark</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>By Jessop bullied to the sky.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>They love the Game. So warm they glow,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Not seldom rise imperial quarrels;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And not so many moons ago</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Jove boxed with zeal Apollo's laurels.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The question ran, Was Arthur Mold</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Unfairly stigmatised by muffs,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Or did he play a dubious prank?</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Venus herself began to scold,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And Gods by dozens on a bank</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Profanely took to fisticuffs!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>When on the level mead of Hove</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Elastic-sided Ranjitsinhji</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>With bowlers neatly juggles, Jove</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Of clapping palms is never stingy.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Ambrosia stands neglected; wine</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To crack the skull of Hector spills</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>While Lockwood cudgels brawn and brain;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And when the Prince leaves ninety-nine,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The cheers go valleywards like rain,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And hip-hurrah among the hills!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Prone on the lawn in merry mobs,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>They note the polished art of Trumper,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The Surrey Lobster bowling lobs,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The anxious wriggles of the Stumper.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>'Tis not (believe me) theirs to sneer</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>At what the modern mortal loves,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But theirs to copy noble sport;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And radiant hawkers every year</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Do splendid trade in bats and gloves</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>With Jupiter and all his Court!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_OLD_PROFESSIONAL'></a><h2>THE OLD PROFESSIONAL.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Sixty years since the game begun, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Sixty years since I took the crease!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Sixty years in the rain an' sun, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Death's been tryin' to end my lease.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Oh, but he's sent me down some corkers,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Given me lots of nasty jobs;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Mixed length-balls with his dazzlin' Yorkers,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Kickers an' shooters, grubs an' lobs!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Here I've stood, an' I've met him smilin',</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Takin' all of his nasty bumps;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Grantin' at times his luck was rilin'</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>When reg'lar fizzers tickled the stumps.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Playin' him straight an' storin' breath, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Closely watchin' his artful wrist,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I've had a rare old tussle with Death, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Slammin' the loose 'uns, smotherin' twist!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Still I know I'm as keen as ever</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Tacklin' the stuff he likes to send,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Cuttin' an' drivin' his best endeavour</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>While pluck an' muscle an' sight befriend.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I'm slow, in course; an' at times a stitch, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Makes me muddle the stroke I planned;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But I'm not yet ready to leave the pitch, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>For Lord knows what in the Better Land!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Some dirty day, when eyes are dimmer,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Old Death will have his chance to scoff;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>For up his sleeve he's got a trimmer</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Bound to come a yard from the off!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>It'll do me down! But if he's a chap, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Able to tell a job well done,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>No doubt he'll give his foe a clap, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Walkin' out of the crease an' sun.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>'Tis more than forty years I've tasted</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Sweet and bitter supplied by Luck,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Never thinkin' an hour was wasted,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Whether I blobbed or whether I stuck.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Long as I had some kind of wicket,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>'Twas never the wrong 'un, fast or slow;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>An' I thank my stars I took to Cricket</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Seven-an'-fifty years ago!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The game's been missus an' kids to me, Sir—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Aye, an' a rare good girl she's been!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I met her first at my father's knee, Sir,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>An' married her young on Richmond Green.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>An' as she's proved so true a lover,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Never inclined to scratch or scold,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>When the long day's fun at last is over,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>I'll love her still in the churchyard cold!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I've never twisted my brain with thinkin'</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The way life goes in the world above,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But lessons here there ain't no blinkin'</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Make me guess that the Umpire's Love!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>God knows I've muffed some easy chances</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Of doing good, like a silly lout;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But because He's fairer nor any fancies</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>I'm not in a funk of hearin', "Out!"</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='FIVE_YEARS_AFTER'></a><h2>FIVE YEARS AFTER.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Many a mate of splice and leather,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Out in the stiff autumnal weather,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There we stood by his grave together,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'>After his innings;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>All on a day of misty yellow</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Watching in grief a grim old fellow,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Death, who diddles both young and mellow,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'>Pocket his winnings.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Flew from his hand the matchless skimmer!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Breaking a yard, the destined trimmer,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Beating the bat and the eyes grown dimmer,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'>Shattered the wicket!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Slow to the dark Pavilion wending,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>His head on his breast, with Mercy friending,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The batsman walked to his silent ending,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'>Finished with cricket.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Whether or not that gaunt Professor</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Noting his man; that stark Assessor</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Of faulty play in the bat's possessor</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'>Clapped for his foeman,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>We who had seen that figure splendid</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Guarding the stumps so well defended</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Wept and cheered when by craft was ended</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'>Innings and yeoman!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Not long before the ball that beat him,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>All ends up, went down to meet him,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Tie him up in a knot, defeat him</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Once and for ever,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>He told his mates that he wished, when hoary</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Time put an end to his famous story,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To trudge with his old brown bag to Glory,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Separate never!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There on the clods the bag was lying!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There was the rope for the handle's tying!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>How can you wonder we all were crying,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Utterly broken?</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Scarred and shabby it went. We espied it</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Deep where the grave so soon would hide it,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Safe on his heart, with his togs inside it—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Tenderest token!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There we stood by his grave together,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Out in the stiff autumnal weather,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Many a mate of splice and leather,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>After his innings;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>All on a day of misty yellow</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Watching in pain a grabbing fellow,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Death, who diddles both young and mellow,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Pocket his winnings.</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='DOCTOR_CRICKET'></a><h2>DOCTOR CRICKET.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Dear Tom, I do not like your look,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Your brows are (see the poets) bent;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>You're biting hard on Tedium's hook,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>You're jaundiced, crumpled, footled, spent.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>What's worse, so mischievous your state</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>You have no pluck to try and trick it.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Here! Cram this cap upon your pate</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And come with me to Doctor Cricket!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Don't eye decanters on the shelf.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Your tongue's already thick with fur!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Up, heart! and be your own dear self</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>As when we chummed at Winchester.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Destroy these pasteboard dancing girls;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>This theatre-bubble, come, Tom, prick it!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Love more the off and leg-break curls</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Arranged for us by Doctor Cricket!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>You feel worn out at twenty-two?</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Your day's a thing of thirst and gloom?</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Old chap, of course I'll see you through,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>But—drop that rot about the tomb!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Let's overhaul your bag. A pair</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Of noble bats to guard a wicket!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Out, Friend, to breathe the sunny air,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And wring the hand of Doctor Cricket!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Be healed; and shun the flabby gang</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>That tricked your taste with cards and drink,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>When out of independence sprang</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>A silly downfall. Think, Tom, think!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>While stupid lads debase their worth</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>In feather-headed Folly's thicket,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Get back your muscle and your mirth</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Beneath the eye of Doctor Cricket!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='PHILOSOPHY'></a><h2>PHILOSOPHY.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>'Tis sometimes Fortune's little joke</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>With vinegar to brim the cup;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And on the grass this fickle Lass</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Makes pennies come the wrong side up.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But though a Head instead of Tail</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Is sure to greet my anxious call,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>'Tis better to have tossed,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And lost,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Than never to have tossed at all.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To do our best in spite of luck,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To stop or gallop for the drive,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To seek our fun in bronzing sun,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Shall cause both head and heart to thrive.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And though the penny's face I choose</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>That next the turf is bound to fall,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>'Tis better to have tossed,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And lost,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Than never to have tossed at all.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>For though we field the whole day long</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Hope's spark refuses to expire;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>A wily lob's successful job</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>At once renews the slackening fire.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Be Spartan, then! Crave not to flirt</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>With Tennis and her female ball!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>'Tis better to have tossed,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And lost,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Than never to have tossed at all.</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_ENTHUSIAST'></a><h2>THE ENTHUSIAST.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The Major, till the paper comes,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Is by a hundred fidgets shaken;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Upon the tablecloth he drums,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Condemns the toast, pooh-poohs the bacon:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But when at last the boy arrives,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Not his to scan the market prices;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Though liner sinks or palace burns,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The Major lives by rule, and turns</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To cricket first, and then the crisis.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Though getting grey and rather stiff,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The Major loves a long day's outing,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And gives a military sniff</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>When lads complain of lengthy scouting.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Each summer morn at break of day</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>From bed before the lark he tumbles,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And if the mercury be vile</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There carries nearly half a mile</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The Indian vigour of his grumbles.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>When winter brings its snow and ice,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>As well as divers pains and twinges,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The Major's language gathers spice,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And oftentimes his temper singes.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>On Christmas day he oils his bats,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And, on the crimson hearthrug scoring,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Through Fancy's slips he cuts the ball,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Or lifts her over Fancy's wall,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Till all the ghostly ring is roaring!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And when at length the day is near</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>For Death to bowl the Major's wicket,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>(The Major swears he has no fear</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>That Paradise is short of cricket!)</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>If in the time of pad and crease</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>His soul receives its last advices,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>With final paper on his bed</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I know the Major will be wed</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To cricket first—and then the crisis!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='CRICKET_AND_CUPID'></a><h2>CRICKET AND CUPID.</h2> + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>She understands the game no more</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Than savages the sun's eclipse;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>For all she knows the bowler throws,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And Square-Leg stands among the Slips:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And when in somersaults a stump</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Denotes a victim of the game,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Her lovely throat begets a lump,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Her cheeks with indignation flame.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>She scarce can keep her seat, and longs</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To cheer the fallen hero's fate;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Her fingers clench upon the bench</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>As if it were the Trundler's pate!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Because this rascal's on the spot</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Her passion fails to be concealed;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>She asks me why the wretch is not</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Immediately turned off the field.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But if the batsmen force the pace,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>From me she quickly takes her cue;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Perceives the fun of stolen run,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The overthrow that makes it two.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And as the ball bombards the fence,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Or rattles on the Scorers' hut,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>She claps with me the Drive immense,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And prettily applauds the Cut.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Divided at the heart, I seek</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>With skill to serve a double call:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Though great the Game, it were a shame</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To miss her bosom's rise-and-fall.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Cupid and Cricket, unafraid,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Must sink their dread of partnership,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Nor fear to join as stock-in-trade</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The boxwood bail, the honeyed lip.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Time was when bigotry compelled</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>A total worship of the game,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Before the test had pierced my breast,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Before the Idol-breaker came.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But suddenly the sky let down,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Escaped from heaven in pink and gold,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>A child to conquer by her gown</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The sport so starkly loved of old.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Sweet are her little cries, and sweet</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The puzzled look her forehead wears;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>For all she knows the Umpire goes</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Away to Leg to say his prayers.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And yet, so velvety her eyes,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>I even find a charm in this,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And think, How foolish to be wise</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>When Ada's ignorance is bliss!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='A_BOUNDARY'></a><h2>A BOUNDARY.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>What nonsense, Charles!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 8em;'>Though rather stiff,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And foreign from the style of Twenty,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There's still enough of cricket stuff</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Remaining for the pastime. Plenty!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Why, such a creed as now you preach</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Is only fit for scoffs and jeers;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Wait till you lose your wind and reach—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Wait till you come to fifty years.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>What nonsense, Charles!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 8em;'>You still can put</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The figures up by bounds and leaps, Sir;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There's little myth about the pith</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>You carry in your muscle. Heaps, Sir!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Not yet the camp-stool period comes,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>With feelings precious close to tears;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Still at your choice the leather hums—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Wait till you total fifty years.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>What nonsense, Charles!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 8em;'>In you I see—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>You, lord of curl on shaven plots, Sir—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>A magazine of Fourers clean</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Prepared to bruise the railings. Lots, Sir!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I have a dog's-eared birthday list</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>That makes me mock your silly fears</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And hope for centuries from your wrist—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Wait till you come to fifty years.</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_COMMENTATOR'></a><h2>THE COMMENTATOR.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The throstle in the lilac,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Not far beyond the Nets,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Upon a spray of purple</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>His beak severely whets:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>He hears the players calling,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>He wonders what they're at,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>As thunder frequent Yorkers</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Against the stubborn bat.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And as the rank half-volley</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Its due quietus gets,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The bird begins to carol</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>A greeting to the Nets:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Amazed at noisy kissing</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Of ball and wooden blade,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>In rivalry he whistles</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>A ballad unafraid.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Right jocund is the music</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>That, poured in lovely jets,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Accompanies superbly</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The heroes in the Nets;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And sweet the startled pauses</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Amid the royal song</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>That come when shout together</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The drive-delighted throng.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The greatness of the uproar</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Benumbs him, and he lets</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>His pulsing bosom ponder</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The tumult in the Nets;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But soon afresh, while warbling</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>His comment on the game,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>He puts all human songsters—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Quite easily!—to shame.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Thou Herrick in the lilac,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The damp of evening wets</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Upon our shoes the pipeclay,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And bids us leave the Nets;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But come again to-morrow</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To mingle with our joy</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The magic learnt in Eden</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>When Time was but a boy!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='LUCKY_LADS'></a><h2>LUCKY LADS.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>See in bronzing sunshine</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Twenty-two good fellows,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Such as help the world along,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Such as Cricket mellows!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Health and heartiness and joy</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Come to them for capture,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Lucky lads, plucky lads,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Relishing the rapture!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Watch the flying fieldsman,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Keen to save the fourer,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Gallop past the wooden box</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Sacred to the scorer!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Think you demi-gods of Greece</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Matched him in their story?</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Lucky lad, plucky lad,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Sprinting hard for glory!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Watch the hitting hero</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Loosely clad in flannel—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There's a figure to adorn</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Any sculptor's panel!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Every inch of him enjoys</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Sharing in the tussle,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Lucky lad, plucky lad,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Speed and grit and muscle!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>See in bronzing sunshine</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Thousands of good fellows,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Such as roll the world along,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Such as Cricket mellows!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>These shall keep the Motherland</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Safe amid her quarrels,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Lucky lads, plucky lads,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Trained to snatch at laurels!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='CRICKET_IN_THE_GARDEN'></a><h2>CRICKET IN THE GARDEN.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Before the aproned nurse arrives,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To tell of soap and tub and sponges,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>My nephew, fierce and ruddy, drives,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Disgraceful edges, callous lunges.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Twenty auriculas declare</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The zeal of his peculiar magic,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Till every aunt is in despair,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And even Job (the cat) looks tragic.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Down goes a tulip's noble head!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>(Poor Auntie Nell is nearly crying!)</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And now a stately stock is dead,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And now a columbine is dying.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Vainly the cook with female lobs</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Desires to hit the egg-box wicket;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And not among the housemaid's jobs—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>'Tis very plain—is garden cricket.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Whack on the bee-hive goes the ball!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>"That's six!" screams Noel to the scorer.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>A foxglove, steepled best of all,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Now sinks beneath a flying fourer.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Two to the lad's-love; and beyond</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The lavender just half-a-dozen;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And TWELVE for dropping in the pond</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>A rank half-volley from his cousin!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To see my pinks give up the ghost</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Is what no longer can be suffered:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Before I lose the scented host</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>This game, like candles, must be snuffered.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Noel, at ninety-two, not out,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Is carried to the nursery, screaming;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And later with a precious pout</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Lies in his bed of down and dreaming.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>There shall his Century be achieved,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Larkspurs and tiger-lilies humbled,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Geraniums of their fire bereaved,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And calceolarias torn and tumbled.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>With fairy craft from dusk to dawn</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Quaint Puck himself may bowl half-volleys,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But I have vowed, by love and lawn,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To weed one thistle from my follies!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_PRINCE_BATTING'></a><h2>THE PRINCE, BATTING.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>As out of a cannon comes the ball!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Quickly it flies to the human wall.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Didn't it go with a will and a whiz?</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>How lovely it is! How lovely it is!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Four to the east, and four to the west!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Arrowy shots at the Umpire's chest!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Placid the sinewy batsman beams—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>How easy it seems! How easy it seems</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Watch! For a ball we could barely poke</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>The master hand and the radiant stroke!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Glances and cuts and drives and hooks—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>How easy it looks! How easy it looks!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Now is the time we may all forget</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Paper and books, for the Prince is set.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Here in the grass, with our work at heel,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>How happy we feel! How happy we feel!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_REASON'></a><h2>THE REASON.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Now why did Arthur Hoare pull out</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>A sovereign with a happy shout</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And give it rashly to his scout,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Who almost had a fit?</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Why of a sudden did he fling</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>A hard-boiled egg at Eustace Ling,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Forgetting how an egg can sting</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The person who is hit?</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Why after dinner did he turn</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>In fury on his room, and burn</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>His old oak chairs with unconcern?—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>A stupid thing to do!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And why so harshly did he pelt</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>With forks a fresh and timorous Celt</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Afraid to utter what he felt?</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'><i>Arthur had got his Blue!</i></span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='A_LONG_GRACE'></a><h2>A LONG GRACE.</h2> + +<p>(<i>W.G. Grace's XI. versus XXII. of Bath.</i>)</p> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Nothing went right. The Champion cut</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And drove and glanced, and cut again,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Till every bowler we possessed</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Deep down within his smarting breast</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Half wished he'd lost that early train!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'><i>Dobbin went on with Sneaks,</i></span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'><i>Robin appeared with Tweaks,</i></span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'><i>And Diccory Dizzard, as fast as a blizzard,</i></span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'><i>Contributed Lightning Streaks!</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Nothing went right. The Champion's bat</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Seemed twice the breadth of postern door.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The leather flew at pace immense</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To crackle on the boundary fence,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Acknowledged by the public roar.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'><i>Dobbin went on with Tweaks,</i></span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'><i>Robin obliged with Sneaks,</i></span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'><i>And Diccory Dizzard, as fast as a blizzard,</i></span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'><i>Exhibited Lightning Streaks!</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Nothing went right. At last, at last</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>A bell (than Angelus more fair!)</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Rang respite for the fieldsmen who,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>By sprinting hard from twelve to two,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Had scarce a ragged breath to spare.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'><i>Robin abstained from Sneaks,</i></span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'><i>Dobbin abandoned Tweaks,</i></span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'><i>And Diccory Dizzard, as fast as a blizzard,</i></span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'><i>Prohibited Lightning Streaks!</i></span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Luncheon went right. The weary team</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Found benches, beer, and salad sweet.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>But asking blessing was too bad,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Because they all were somewhat sad</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>From too much Grace before their meat!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'><i>Health to your noble name,</i></span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'><i>Monarch in fact and fame,</i></span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'><i>From twenty-two hearty lads in a party</i></span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 5em;'><i>Broadened and bronzed by the Game!</i></span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='REMEMBER_PLEASE'></a><h2>REMEMBER, PLEASE!</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>When the run of the bowler is measured,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And he, with brows knotted,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Bowls fierce at your timber-yard treasured,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To pot, or be potted,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>If the ball to the bone that is funny</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Fly swift as a swallow,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And you squeal like a terrified bunny</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>As agonies follow:</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Then, then is a capital season,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>More fit than another,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Loose language of silly unreason</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>In courage to smother.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Clean speech is too frequently shamed</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>For Cricket to shame it!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>One word is too often exclaimed</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>For you to exclaim it!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_FORERUNNERS'></a><h2>THE FORERUNNERS.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Beside the pillar-box a girl</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Sells daffodils in golden bunches,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And with an apron full of Spring</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Stays men a moment from their lunches:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Some fill their hands for love of bloom,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To others Cupid hints a reason;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But as for me, I buy because</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The flowers suggest the Cricket season!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Although I trouble not to seek</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>A maiden proud to wear my favour,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Right glad am I to change my pence</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>For blooms, and smell their wholesome savour;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>For as I carry blossoms home—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Sisters of gold with golden sisters—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>My heart is thumping at the thought</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Of pads and bails and slow leg-twisters.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>My only sweetheart is a bag—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>A faithful girl of dark brown leather,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Who's travelled many a mile with me</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>In half a hundred sorts of weather!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Once more to clasp your friendly hand,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To tramp along by Hope attended,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Dreaming of glances, drives, and cuts,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>My Dear Old Girl, how truly splendid!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='NET_PRACTICE'></a><h2>NET PRACTICE.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>We had a fellow in the School</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Whose batting simply was a dream:</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>A dozen times by keeping cool</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And hitting hard he saved the Team.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But oh! his fielding was so vile,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>As if by witch or goblin cursed,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>That he was called by Arthur Style,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>King Butterlegs the Worst!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>At tea-time, supper, breakfast, lunch,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>For many disappointed days,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>We reasoned with him in a bunch,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Imploring him to mend his ways.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>He listened like a saint, with lips</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>As if in desperation pursed;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Then gave three fourers in the Slips—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>King Butterlegs the Worst!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>'Twas after this the Captain tried,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>In something warmer than a pet,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To comfort his lamenting Side</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>By pelting Curtice in a net.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Aware of his tremendous power,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>The Captain used it well at first,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And peppered only half-an-hour</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>King Butterlegs the Worst!</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>But half-an-hour at such a range—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>From such a Captain!—was enough</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>To work so prompt and blest a change</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>That Curtice ceased to be a muff.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>When from his bed at last he came,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Where fifty bruises had been nursed,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>He was no more a public shame,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Nor Butterlegs the Worst!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<a name='THE_CATCH_OF_THE_SEASON'></a><h2>THE CATCH OF THE SEASON.</h2> + + +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>He was a person most unkempt,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And answered to the name of Cust.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>He had a frenzied mass of hair,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>A little redder than red rust,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And trousers so exceeding short</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>It looked as if by mounting high</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>They meant unceasingly to try</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>To change to knickers on the sly.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>He was a person whom a Bat</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Could view without the least distrust.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>He caught me at the fifth attempt—</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Imagine my profound disgust!</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>For if the ball had gone to hand</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>I had not felt the least unrest;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>But, as it happened (Fate knows best!)</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>It struck him smartly on the chest.</span><br /> +<br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>I cannot tell you how he squirmed</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>And capered on the greensward there,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Until at last he took the ball</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>(Or so it seemed) from out his hair,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>And meekly rubbed the coming bruise.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Thus was I humbled in the dust</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Because of Albert Edward Cust.</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Imagine my profound disgust!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Here's to the freckles and fielding and fun,</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>Here's to the joy that we ponder;</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 2em;'>Here's to the Game that will glow in the sun</span><br /> +<span style='margin-left: 4em;'>When the babes of our babies are—Yonder!</span><br /> + + + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p><b>Rivers' Popular Novels</b></p> + +<p>Crown 8vo., 6<i>s</i>.</p> + + +<p><b>The House of Merrilees</b>. ARCHIBALD MARSHALL. <i>[Now Ready</i>.</p> + +<p><b>The Unequal Yoke</b>. Mrs. H.H. PENROSE. <i>[Now Ready</i>.</p> + +<p><b>The Discipline of Christine</b>. Mrs. BARRÉ GOLDIE. <i>[Now Ready</i>.</p> + +<p><b>Peter Binney, Undergraduate</b>. ARCHIBALD MARSHALL. <i>[Now Ready</i>.</p> + +<p><b>Peace on Earth</b>. REGINALD TURNER. <i>[Now Ready</i>.</p> + +<p><b>The Countermine</b>. ARTHUR WENLOCK. <i>[Now Ready</i>.</p> + +<p><b>The Friendships of Veronica</b>. THOMAS COBB. [May 17.</p> + +<p><b>Hugh Revel, A Public School Story</b>. LIONEL PORTMAN. [July 25.]</p> +<br /> + +<p><b>Notes on Books.</b></p> + +<p>In issuing a list of new and forthcoming publications, Mr. Alston +Rivers cannot but express his gratification at the spirit of fair play +which has enabled him to realise such a striking series of successes. +The primary business of a publisher is to discriminate, both as to +intrinsic literary merit, and with regard to what will hit the public +taste, a classical illustration of the difficulty in gauging the +latter being the rejection of "John Inglesant" by the late James Payn, +then "reader" for an eminent firm. While fully recognising the +remarkable gifts of the author Mr. Payn's hesitancy as to the book's +attractions got the better of his judgment; and with "<i>The House of +Merrilees</i>" it is now an open secret that very much the same point of +view was taken in more than one instance. Mr. Marshall's "<i>Peter +Binney, Undergraduate</i>," had been and is still decidedly popular, but +his new book was more ambitious, possessing such a plot as to require +peculiarly delicate handling. Had it been handled in a way that +combined a really high literary standard with more stirring qualities? +The question requires no answer now, for the triumph which the +publisher at once foretold on reading the manuscript has been more +than attained, and "<i>The House of Merrilees</i>" is indisputably the +novel of the season. It has at the same time demonstrated to the +publishing trade that a sensational story does not labour under any +disadvantage by the abduction of literary style.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>In a wholly different vein are "<i>The Discipline of Christine</i>" and +"<i>The Unequal Yoke</i>," by Mrs. Barré Goldie and Mrs. H.H. Penrose +respectively. In the former the ways and moods of childhood are +depicted in original and inimitable fashion, which makes it safe to +predict that the author will go far beyond her first effort as a +novelist. In "<i>The Unequal Yoke</i>" Mrs. Penrose has taken for her theme +the love story of a clergyman whose benefice is an Irish coast town, +and in whose flock prominence is attained by narrow zeal rather than +by amiability. He is really a good man, and is lucky enough, or the +reverse, to win the hand of a delightful young lady whose charms, +however, do not command the unanimous approval of the parishioners. +The possession of high musical attainments makes her temperament all +the more interesting, and accounts for the presence in so remote a +district of her German friend whose acute sense of the ridiculous +leads to such untoward results. It is hard to say whether the author's +talents are best evinced by her true pathos or by the delicate touches +of humour which pervade the book. Another commendable feature of the +novel is an alert skill in construction which stamps it as a +thoroughly artistic production.</p> +<br /> + +<p><b><i>Ready May 2</i>.</b></p> + +<p><b>The Soul of London.</b> FORD MADOX HUEFFER. Author of "The Life of +Madox Brown," "The Face of the Night," &c. Imperial 16mo, 5<i>s.</i> nett.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p><b><i>Ready May 9</i>.</b></p> + +<p><b>More Cricket Songs.</b> NORMAN GALE. Imperial 16mo, 2<i>s.</i> nett.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p><b><i>New Edition. Now Ready</i>.</b></p> + +<p><b>Spring Blossoms and Summer Fruit.</b> JOHN BYLES. 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The plot is, in short, one that in the +hands of any other than a thorough man of the world, would fail +hopelessly, which makes Mr. Turner's complete and undoubted success +all the more meritorious.</p> + +<p>"<i>The Countermine</i>" is the work of Mr. Arthur Wenlock, whose "<i>As Down +of Thistle</i>" showed considerable promise, though perhaps his subtle +vein of sardonic philosophy escaped due recognition. As its name +denotes, the interest in the new novel is largely military; in every +line the soldier, with his nice sense of honour, his virility, and his +direct methods, stands revealed. "<i>The Countermine</i>" is certainly a +most thrilling tale, and should raise the author to the front rank of +writers on "Service" topics. 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: More Cricket Songs + +Author: Norman Gale + +Release Date: August 13, 2004 [EBook #13167] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MORE CRICKET SONGS *** + + + + +Produced by Michael Ciesielski, Cathy Smith and PG Distributed +Proofreaders + + + + + +MORE CRICKET SONGS + +by Norman Gale + +Author of "Cricket Songs" "Barty's Star" "A Country Muse" And other +works. + +1905 + + + + +DEAR JOHN DENTON, + +Not long ago you reminded me that once, when you were a boy and I was +a schoolmaster, I was angry with you because you pouted all through a +lesson in arithmetic. Let bygones be bygones, and accept as a proof of +my continuing friendship the dedication of this little volume, in +which there are no other sums than those of the Telegraph. + +Most sincerely yours, + +NORMAN GALE. + + + + + Here's to the lad with his useful Fifteen, + Here's to the Bowler that's thrifty, + Here's to the Bat who is Lord of the Green + With his frequent and thundering Fifty! + + + + +For their courtesy in allowing him to reprint some of these songs the +Author thanks the Editor of _The Westminster Gazette_, Prince +Ranjitsinhji, Mr. James Bowden, the Editor of _The Country_, and the +Editor of _The Sun_. + + +OILING +THE GOLDEN GAME +THE FEMALE BOY +THE DARK BOWLER +UNCLE BOB INDIGNANT +THE TUTOR'S LAMENT +A WIGGING +THE TWO KINGS +THE APPEAL +THE OLYMPIANS +THE OLD PROFESSIONAL +FIVE YEARS AFTER +DOCTOR CRICKET +PHILOSOPHY +THE ENTHUSIAST +CRICKET AND CUPID +A BOUNDARY +THE COMMENTATOR +LUCKY LADS +CRICKET IN THE GARDEN +THE PRINCE, BATTING +THE REASON +A LONG GRACE +REMEMBER, PLEASE! +THE FORERUNNERS +NET PRACTICE +THE CATCH OF THE SEASON + + + + + +OILING. + +_(A Song In and Out of Season.)_ + + + Excuse me, Sweetheart, if I smear, + With wisdom learnt from ancient teachers, + Now winter time once more is here, + This grease upon your lengthy features! + Behaving thus, your loyal friend + No whit encourages deception: + Believe me, Fairest, in the end + This oil will better your complexion. + Fairest, believe! + + Did you imagine in the bag + To sleep the sleep of Rip Van Winkle, + Removed from sunshine's golden flag + And duller daylight's smallest twinkle? + Well have you earned your rest; but yet, + Although disturbance seem uncivil, + Unless your cheeks and chin be wet + With oil, your beauteousness will shrivel. + Rarest, believe! + + Absorb, that, when for our delight + The May unpacks its lovely blossom, + With beaming face, with shoulders bright + You leave the bag's congenial bosom. + Then shall the Lover and his Lass + Walk out toward the pitch together, + And, glorying in the shaven grass, + Tackle, with mutual faith, the leather. + Dearest, absorb! + + + + +THE GOLDEN GAME. + + + If ever there was a Golden Game + To brace the nerves, to cure repining, + To put the Dumps to flight and shame, + It's Cricket when the sun is shining! + Gentlemen, toss the foolscap by, + Gentlemen, change from books to leather! + Breathe your fill of the breeze from the hill, + Thanking Bliss for the great blue weather. + + If ever there was a bag could beat + The box possessed by Miss Pandora, + 'Tis that in which there cuddle neat + The tools to shape the flying Fourer. + Gentlemen, watch the purple ball! + Gentlemen, keep your wits in tether! + Take your joy with the heart of a boy + Under the dome of the big blue weather. + + If ever I feel my veins abound + With zealous blood more fit for Twenty, + 'Tis when upon the shaven ground + Fair Fortune gives me runs in plenty. + Gentlemen all, while sinews last, + Bat ye, bowl ye, friends together! + Play the play till the end of your day, + Mellowest mates in the big blue weather! + + But ever the ancient tale is told, + And History (the jade!) repeated: + By Time, who's never over-bowled, + At last we find ourselves defeated. + Gentlemen all, though stiff we be, + Youth comes along in finest feather, + Just as keen as we all have been + Out on the turf in the great blue weather! + + There's ever the deathless solace left-- + To gaze at younger heroes smiting, + Of neither grit nor hope bereft, + Up to the end for victory fighting. + Gentlemen all, we taste delight, + Banished now from the stream and heather, + Calm and cool on an old camp-stool, + Watching the game in the big blue weather! + + + + +THE FEMALE BOY. + + + If cursed by a son who declined to play cricket, + (Supposing him sound and sufficient in thews,) + I'd larrup him well with the third of a wicket, + Selecting safe parts of his body to bruise. + In his mind such an urchin King Solomon had + When he said, Spare the stump, and you bungle the lad! + + For what in the world is the use of a creature + All flabbily bent on avoiding the Pitch? + Who wanders about, with a sob in each feature, + Devising a headache, inventing a stitch? + There surely would be a quick end to my joy + If possessed of that monster--the feminine boy!-- + + The feminine boy who declines upon croquet, + Or halma, or spillikins (horrible sport!), + Or any amusement that's female and pokey, + And flatly objects to behave as he ought! + I know him of old. He is lazy and fat, + Instead of this Thing, fit for punishment drastic, + Give, Fortune, a son who is nimble and keen; + A bright-hearted sample of human elastic, + As fast as an antelope, supple and clean; + Far other than he in whose dimples there lodge + Significant signs of inordinate stodge. + + Ay, give me the lad who is eager and chubby, + A Stoddart in little, a hero in bud; + Who'd think it a positive crime to grow tubby, + And dreams half the night he's a Steel or a Studd! + There's the youth for my fancy, all youngsters above-- + The boy for my handshake, the lad for my love! + + + + +THE DARK BOWLER. + + + I know that Bowler, dark and lean, + Who holds his tongue, and pegs away, + And never fails to come up keen, + However hard and straight I play. + Spinning and living, from his hand + The leather, full of venom, leaps; + How nicely are his changes planned, + And what a lovely length he keeps! + + Because he pulls his brim so low, + However earnestly one tries + One never sees the darkling glow, + That must be nimble in his eyes. + The fellow's judgment never nods, + His watchful spirit never sleeps. + There was a clinking ball! Ye gods, + Why, what a splendid length he keeps! + + At times he bowls an awkward ball + That in the queerest manner swerves, + And this delivery of them all + Takes most elastic from my nerves: + It comes, and all along my spine + A sense of desolation creeps; + Till now the mastery is mine, + But--what a killing length he keeps! + + That nearly passed me! That again + Miraculously missed the bails! + Too good a sportsman to complain, + He never flags, he never stales. + Small wonder if his varied skill + So fine a harvest daily reaps, + For how he marries wit and will! + And what a deadly length he keeps! + + + + +UNCLE BOB INDIGNANT. + +_("Flannelled fools at the wicket")_ + + + Come, poke the fire, pull round the screen, + And fill me up a glass of grog + Before I tell of matches seen + And heroes of the mighty slog! + While hussies play near mistletoe + The game of kiss-me-if-you-dare, + I'll dig for you in memory's snow, + And where my eager spade shall go + Uncover bliss for you to share, + My Boys! + + As sloppiness our sport bereaves + Of what was once a glorious zest, + And female men are thick as thieves, + With croquet, ping-pong, and the rest, + Prophetic eyes discern the shame + Shall humble England in the dust; + And in their graves our sires shall flame + With scorn to know the Nation's game + Cat's-cradle; Cricket gone to rust, + My Lads + + Ah, for a winged and wounding pen, + In vigour dipped, to pierce the age + When girls are athletes, not the men, + And toughness dwindles from the stage!-- + When purblind poet cannot see + That in the games he wishes barred, + Eager, and hungry to be free + As when it triumphed on the sea, + The Viking spirit battles hard, + My Sons! + + If you have need of flabbier times, + Colensos, Stormbergs, Spion Kops, + Tell cricketers to take to rhymes, + And smash at once the cross-bar props. + _When_ sportsmen, tied to sport, refuse + To offer lead the loyal breast, + To tramp for miles in bloody shoes, + To smirch their souls, to crack their thews, + _Then_ let the poet rail his best, + My Hearts! + + Aye, if our social state be planned + Devoid of giant games of ball, + Macaulay's visitor will stand + The earlier on the crumbled wall. + Nerve, daring, sprightliness, and pluck + Improve by noble exercise; + The wish to soar above the ruck, + The power to laugh at dirty luck + And face defeat with sparkling eyes, + My Braves! + + By George, there goes the supper-bell! + And yet your duffing Uncle Bob + Has never told you what befell + When all his team got out for blob. + So much for bad poetic gas + That gets my ancient dander up! + Well, to the banquet! What is crass + Shall deeply drown in radiant Bass + While we as Vikings greatly sup, + My Hearts! + + + + +THE TUTOR'S LAMENT. + + + I refuse to find attractions + In the ancient Roman native; + I am sick to death of fractions, + And of verbs that take the dative: + It is mine to be recorder + Of a boy's congested brain, Sir, + With the pitch in perfect order + And the weather like champagne, Sir! + + I--the sport of conjugations-- + I am cooped up as a lodger + Where I serve out mental rations + To a proudly backward dodger. + While the two of us are dreaming + Of the canvas and the creases, + Close we sit together, scheming + How to pull an ode to pieces. + + Even now in London's gabble + Memory's magic tricks the senses! + Plain I hear the streamlet babble, + Smell the tar on country fences: + + Down the road Miss Grey from Marlett + Skirts the fox-frequented thicket, + In her belt a rose of scarlet, + In her eyes the love of cricket. + + There's my mother with her ponies + Underneath Sir Toby's beeches, + Pulling up to share with cronies + News of grapes and plums and peaches: + Many a gaffer stops to fumble + At his forelock as she passes, + While the children cease to tumble + Frocks and blouses in the grasses. + + Though my body stays with duty + Here to work a sum or rider, + Mother's magnet and her beauty + Draw my soul to sit beside her! + Ah, what luck if I were able + There to play once more in flannels, + Free from all this littered table, + Virgil's farmyard, Ovid's annals! + + There's a loop of leather handle + Peeping underneath the sofa! + Is tuition worth the candle + When the conscience turns a loafer? + 'Tis the rich and backward Boarder + Proves indeed the Tutor's bane, Sir, + When the turf's in ripping order + And the weather like champagne, Sir! + + + + +A WIGGING. + + + "To throw your hands above your head + And wring your mouth in piteous wise + Is not a plan," the Captain said, + "With which I sympathise. + And with your eyes to ape a duck + That's dying in a thunderstorm, + Because you deprecate your luck, + Is not the best of form. + + "The fact is, Johnson, I am tired + Of all this posing for a faint, + Because you think the stump required + Another coat of paint. + As greatly would you vex my soul, + And drag decorum from the Game, + If in the block your head you'd roll, + Or stand upon the same. + + "This trick of striking attitudes, + Inelegant for men to see, + Will, to be candid, foster feuds + Between yourself and me. + On manners of the best this sport, + By right of glory, makes a call, + And he who will not as he ought + Should never play at all. + + "Now Luck is lean, now Luck Is fat, + And wise men take her as she comes: + The Bowler may be sure the Bat + Will share the sugarplums. + So never wriggle, nor protest, + Nor eye the zenith in disgust, + But, Johnson, bowl your level best, + And recollect, what must be, must!" + + + + +THE TWO KINGS. + +_(Written for W.G. Grace's Fiftieth Anniversary.)_ + + + When Arthur and his Table Round + Thought lusty thumps the best of sport, Sir, + And cups and cuffs, for all but muffs, + Were just the code the nobles taught, Sir, + Their jests were coarse, and swift their coursers, + Their throats were hoarse and strong as hawsers; + And they would shout a loud refrain + The while they pricked across a plain, + Observe this phrase just once again-- + The while they pricked across a plain. + + Then 'twas the sport of Arthur's Court + To hammer friendly helms with zeal, Sir, + Lo, sounding clear for all to hear, + The Tourney rang with lyres of steel, Sir! + These demigods of matchless story + For Love laid on, laid on for Glory! + Their horses flew like thunderbolts, + Or cut a brace of demi-voltes. + Observe this phrase. The mettled colts + Would cut a brace of demi-voltes. + + When Arthur and his Table Round + Had lain in dust for many years, Sir, + Came cricket bats and beaver hats, + The stumps, the ball, the burst of cheers, Sir! + Thus horse-play broke on Time's rough breakers + And gentler games were hero-makers. + Men ceased to crave for olden times, + Whose daily deeds were modern crimes, + But guarded stumps, and wrote their rhymes, + And helped to keep the land from crimes. + + While Arthur and his Table Round + In dreams were jousting once again, Sir, + The wit of man conceived a plan + To marry willow-wood and cane, Sir. + Thereat the Stung became the Stinger; + Thereat arrived the Century-Bringer! + Mere muscle yielded to the wrist + Poised lightly over clenching fist. + Observe the phrase. I here insist + Mere muscle yielded to the wrist. + + The knights of Arthur's Table True + Wore helmets, gorgets, plumes, and greaves, Sir; + While Tourneys stayed, big sport was played + Without the joy of turned-up sleeves, Sir! + But Cricket showed in armoured showing + Without these noble players knowing, + For when at Beauty's door they tapped + They oft were at the wicket snapped. + Be sure of this. With rage was mapped + Each face when at the wicket snapped. + + Remembering the Table Round, + Cricket at last begot a King, Sir. + One day was born the Bowler's Thorn, + The Bat of Bats for Rhyme to sing, Sir. + As for the Lady Ball, he swept her + From pole to pole with willow sceptre! + Old Mother England was the place, + The pitch the throne, the monarch Grace! + Off with your hats! Your brims abase + To greet his Royal Highness, Grace! + + Ah, for some kingly match in Town, + To give the scene its fitting ode, Sir! + Could Pindar fire the athletic lyre, + A truant from his bright abode, Sir, + How would he chant the Chief heroic, + The trundler's hope become zeroic, + The drives from liberal shoulders poured, + The changing history of the Board! + Long may the champion's pith be scored + In figures leaping on the Board! + + Strong in the arms as Hercules, + For club, a bat within his hand, Sir, + Behold him there, the foe's despair, + Persuade the bowling to the stand, Sir! + What if some wrinkles now take leases + Upon his brow? He's used to creases! + And, young in muscle, still can laugh + At fifty on Time's Telegraph. + This Toast, good comrades, let us quaff-- + Three figures on his Telegraph! + + + + +THE APPEAL. + + + My boy, bethink you ere you fling + Upon my heart a cloud of gloom. + Pause, pause a moment ere you bring + Your father to an early tomb + By playing Golf! For if you seek + To gravel your astounded sire, + Desert the wicket for the cleek, + Prefer the bagpipes to the lyre! + + My boy, along your veins is poured + Heroic blood full fit to boast; + For annals of the scoring-board + Have made our name a cricket Toast. + If now in pride or pique you choose + To make this scandalous default, + How many bygone Cricket Blues + Will issue, raging, from their vault! + + My boy, the game that's big and bright, + The game that stands all games above, + And towers to such a glorious height, + Deserves the summit of your love! + Is this a time for dapper spats, + When foes arrive to test our worth? + Beg pardon of your gloves and bats, + And play the kingliest game on earth! + + + + +THE OLYMPIANS. + + + Let those who will believe the Gods + On high Olympus do not travel + Along the lane that Progress plods, + The tricks of mortals to unravel: + Let them believe who will they shun + The average of C.B. Fry, + Or never from their lilied park + A little nearer Clifton run + To watch with joy the crimson lark + By Jessop bullied to the sky. + + They love the Game. So warm they glow, + Not seldom rise imperial quarrels; + And not so many moons ago + Jove boxed with zeal Apollo's laurels. + The question ran, Was Arthur Mold + Unfairly stigmatised by muffs, + Or did he play a dubious prank? + Venus herself began to scold, + And Gods by dozens on a bank + Profanely took to fisticuffs! + + When on the level mead of Hove + Elastic-sided Ranjitsinhji + With bowlers neatly juggles, Jove + Of clapping palms is never stingy. + Ambrosia stands neglected; wine + To crack the skull of Hector spills + While Lockwood cudgels brawn and brain; + And when the Prince leaves ninety-nine, + The cheers go valleywards like rain, + And hip-hurrah among the hills! + + Prone on the lawn in merry mobs, + They note the polished art of Trumper, + The Surrey Lobster bowling lobs, + The anxious wriggles of the Stumper. + 'Tis not (believe me) theirs to sneer + At what the modern mortal loves, + But theirs to copy noble sport; + And radiant hawkers every year + Do splendid trade in bats and gloves + With Jupiter and all his Court! + + + + +THE OLD PROFESSIONAL. + + + Sixty years since the game begun, Sir, + Sixty years since I took the crease! + Sixty years in the rain an' sun, Sir, + Death's been tryin' to end my lease. + Oh, but he's sent me down some corkers, + Given me lots of nasty jobs; + Mixed length-balls with his dazzlin' Yorkers, + Kickers an' shooters, grubs an' lobs! + + Here I've stood, an' I've met him smilin', + Takin' all of his nasty bumps; + Grantin' at times his luck was rilin' + When reg'lar fizzers tickled the stumps. + Playin' him straight an' storin' breath, Sir, + Closely watchin' his artful wrist, + I've had a rare old tussle with Death, Sir, + Slammin' the loose 'uns, smotherin' twist! + + Still I know I'm as keen as ever + Tacklin' the stuff he likes to send, + Cuttin' an' drivin' his best endeavour + While pluck an' muscle an' sight befriend. + I'm slow, in course; an' at times a stitch, Sir, + Makes me muddle the stroke I planned; + But I'm not yet ready to leave the pitch, Sir, + For Lord knows what in the Better Land! + + Some dirty day, when eyes are dimmer, + Old Death will have his chance to scoff; + For up his sleeve he's got a trimmer + Bound to come a yard from the off! + It'll do me down! But if he's a chap, Sir, + Able to tell a job well done, + No doubt he'll give his foe a clap, Sir, + Walkin' out of the crease an' sun. + + 'Tis more than forty years I've tasted + Sweet and bitter supplied by Luck, + Never thinkin' an hour was wasted, + Whether I blobbed or whether I stuck. + Long as I had some kind of wicket, + 'Twas never the wrong 'un, fast or slow; + An' I thank my stars I took to Cricket + Seven-an'-fifty years ago! + + The game's been missus an' kids to me, Sir-- + Aye, an' a rare good girl she's been! + I met her first at my father's knee, Sir, + An' married her young on Richmond Green. + An' as she's proved so true a lover, + Never inclined to scratch or scold, + When the long day's fun at last is over, + I'll love her still in the churchyard cold! + + I've never twisted my brain with thinkin' + The way life goes in the world above, + But lessons here there ain't no blinkin' + Make me guess that the Umpire's Love! + God knows I've muffed some easy chances + Of doing good, like a silly lout; + But because He's fairer nor any fancies + I'm not in a funk of hearin', "Out!" + + + + +FIVE YEARS AFTER. + + + Many a mate of splice and leather, + Out in the stiff autumnal weather, + There we stood by his grave together, + After his innings; + All on a day of misty yellow + Watching in grief a grim old fellow, + Death, who diddles both young and mellow, + Pocket his winnings. + + Flew from his hand the matchless skimmer! + Breaking a yard, the destined trimmer, + Beating the bat and the eyes grown dimmer, + Shattered the wicket! + Slow to the dark Pavilion wending, + His head on his breast, with Mercy friending, + The batsman walked to his silent ending, + Finished with cricket. + + Whether or not that gaunt Professor + Noting his man; that stark Assessor + Of faulty play in the bat's possessor + Clapped for his foeman, + We who had seen that figure splendid + Guarding the stumps so well defended + Wept and cheered when by craft was ended + Innings and yeoman! + + Not long before the ball that beat him, + All ends up, went down to meet him, + Tie him up in a knot, defeat him + Once and for ever, + He told his mates that he wished, when hoary + Time put an end to his famous story, + To trudge with his old brown bag to Glory, + Separate never! + + There on the clods the bag was lying! + There was the rope for the handle's tying! + How can you wonder we all were crying, + Utterly broken? + Scarred and shabby it went. We espied it + Deep where the grave so soon would hide it, + Safe on his heart, with his togs inside it-- + Tenderest token! + + There we stood by his grave together, + Out in the stiff autumnal weather, + Many a mate of splice and leather, + After his innings; + All on a day of misty yellow + Watching in pain a grabbing fellow, + Death, who diddles both young and mellow, + Pocket his winnings. + + + + +DOCTOR CRICKET. + + + Dear Tom, I do not like your look, + Your brows are (see the poets) bent; + You're biting hard on Tedium's hook, + You're jaundiced, crumpled, footled, spent. + What's worse, so mischievous your state + You have no pluck to try and trick it. + Here! Cram this cap upon your pate + And come with me to Doctor Cricket! + + Don't eye decanters on the shelf. + Your tongue's already thick with fur! + Up, heart! and be your own dear self + As when we chummed at Winchester. + Destroy these pasteboard dancing girls; + This theatre-bubble, come, Tom, prick it! + Love more the off and leg-break curls + Arranged for us by Doctor Cricket! + + You feel worn out at twenty-two? + Your day's a thing of thirst and gloom? + Old chap, of course I'll see you through, + But--drop that rot about the tomb! + Let's overhaul your bag. A pair + Of noble bats to guard a wicket! + Out, Friend, to breathe the sunny air, + And wring the hand of Doctor Cricket! + + Be healed; and shun the flabby gang + That tricked your taste with cards and drink, + When out of independence sprang + A silly downfall. Think, Tom, think! + While stupid lads debase their worth + In feather-headed Folly's thicket, + Get back your muscle and your mirth + Beneath the eye of Doctor Cricket! + + + + +PHILOSOPHY. + + + 'Tis sometimes Fortune's little joke + With vinegar to brim the cup; + And on the grass this fickle Lass + Makes pennies come the wrong side up. + But though a Head instead of Tail + Is sure to greet my anxious call, + 'Tis better to have tossed, + And lost, + Than never to have tossed at all. + + To do our best in spite of luck, + To stop or gallop for the drive, + To seek our fun in bronzing sun, + Shall cause both head and heart to thrive. + And though the penny's face I choose + That next the turf is bound to fall, + 'Tis better to have tossed, + And lost, + Than never to have tossed at all. + + For though we field the whole day long + Hope's spark refuses to expire; + A wily lob's successful job + At once renews the slackening fire. + Be Spartan, then! Crave not to flirt + With Tennis and her female ball! + 'Tis better to have tossed, + And lost, + Than never to have tossed at all. + + + + +THE ENTHUSIAST. + + + The Major, till the paper comes, + Is by a hundred fidgets shaken; + Upon the tablecloth he drums, + Condemns the toast, pooh-poohs the bacon: + But when at last the boy arrives, + Not his to scan the market prices; + Though liner sinks or palace burns, + The Major lives by rule, and turns + To cricket first, and then the crisis. + + Though getting grey and rather stiff, + The Major loves a long day's outing, + And gives a military sniff + When lads complain of lengthy scouting. + Each summer morn at break of day + From bed before the lark he tumbles, + And if the mercury be vile + There carries nearly half a mile + The Indian vigour of his grumbles. + + When winter brings its snow and ice, + As well as divers pains and twinges, + The Major's language gathers spice, + And oftentimes his temper singes. + On Christmas day he oils his bats, + And, on the crimson hearthrug scoring, + Through Fancy's slips he cuts the ball, + Or lifts her over Fancy's wall, + Till all the ghostly ring is roaring! + + And when at length the day is near + For Death to bowl the Major's wicket, + (The Major swears he has no fear + That Paradise is short of cricket!) + If in the time of pad and crease + His soul receives its last advices, + With final paper on his bed + I know the Major will be wed + To cricket first--and then the crisis! + + + + +CRICKET AND CUPID. + + + She understands the game no more + Than savages the sun's eclipse; + For all she knows the bowler throws, + And Square-Leg stands among the Slips: + And when in somersaults a stump + Denotes a victim of the game, + Her lovely throat begets a lump, + Her cheeks with indignation flame. + + She scarce can keep her seat, and longs + To cheer the fallen hero's fate; + Her fingers clench upon the bench + As if it were the Trundler's pate! + Because this rascal's on the spot + Her passion fails to be concealed; + She asks me why the wretch is not + Immediately turned off the field. + + But if the batsmen force the pace, + From me she quickly takes her cue; + Perceives the fun of stolen run, + The overthrow that makes it two. + And as the ball bombards the fence, + Or rattles on the Scorers' hut, + She claps with me the Drive immense, + And prettily applauds the Cut. + + Divided at the heart, I seek + With skill to serve a double call: + Though great the Game, it were a shame + To miss her bosom's rise-and-fall. + Cupid and Cricket, unafraid, + Must sink their dread of partnership, + Nor fear to join as stock-in-trade + The boxwood bail, the honeyed lip. + + Time was when bigotry compelled + A total worship of the game, + Before the test had pierced my breast, + Before the Idol-breaker came. + But suddenly the sky let down, + Escaped from heaven in pink and gold, + A child to conquer by her gown + The sport so starkly loved of old. + + Sweet are her little cries, and sweet + The puzzled look her forehead wears; + For all she knows the Umpire goes + Away to Leg to say his prayers. + And yet, so velvety her eyes, + I even find a charm in this, + And think, How foolish to be wise + When Ada's ignorance is bliss! + + + + +A BOUNDARY. + + + What nonsense, Charles! + Though rather stiff, + And foreign from the style of Twenty, + There's still enough of cricket stuff + Remaining for the pastime. Plenty! + Why, such a creed as now you preach + Is only fit for scoffs and jeers; + Wait till you lose your wind and reach-- + Wait till you come to fifty years. + + What nonsense, Charles! + You still can put + The figures up by bounds and leaps, Sir; + There's little myth about the pith + You carry in your muscle. Heaps, Sir! + Not yet the camp-stool period comes, + With feelings precious close to tears; + Still at your choice the leather hums-- + Wait till you total fifty years. + + What nonsense, Charles! + In you I see-- + You, lord of curl on shaven plots, Sir-- + A magazine of Fourers clean + Prepared to bruise the railings. Lots, Sir! + I have a dog's-eared birthday list + That makes me mock your silly fears + And hope for centuries from your wrist-- + Wait till you come to fifty years. + + + + +THE COMMENTATOR. + + + The throstle in the lilac, + Not far beyond the Nets, + Upon a spray of purple + His beak severely whets: + He hears the players calling, + He wonders what they're at, + As thunder frequent Yorkers + Against the stubborn bat. + + And as the rank half-volley + Its due quietus gets, + The bird begins to carol + A greeting to the Nets: + Amazed at noisy kissing + Of ball and wooden blade, + In rivalry he whistles + A ballad unafraid. + + Right jocund is the music + That, poured in lovely jets, + Accompanies superbly + The heroes in the Nets; + And sweet the startled pauses + Amid the royal song + That come when shout together + The drive-delighted throng. + + The greatness of the uproar + Benumbs him, and he lets + His pulsing bosom ponder + The tumult in the Nets; + But soon afresh, while warbling + His comment on the game, + He puts all human songsters-- + Quite easily!--to shame. + + Thou Herrick in the lilac, + The damp of evening wets + Upon our shoes the pipeclay, + And bids us leave the Nets; + But come again to-morrow + To mingle with our joy + The magic learnt in Eden + When Time was but a boy! + + + + +LUCKY LADS. + + + See in bronzing sunshine + Twenty-two good fellows, + Such as help the world along, + Such as Cricket mellows! + Health and heartiness and joy + Come to them for capture, + Lucky lads, plucky lads, + Relishing the rapture! + + Watch the flying fieldsman, + Keen to save the fourer, + Gallop past the wooden box + Sacred to the scorer! + Think you demi-gods of Greece + Matched him in their story? + Lucky lad, plucky lad, + Sprinting hard for glory! + + Watch the hitting hero + Loosely clad in flannel-- + There's a figure to adorn + Any sculptor's panel! + Every inch of him enjoys + Sharing in the tussle, + Lucky lad, plucky lad, + Speed and grit and muscle! + + See in bronzing sunshine + Thousands of good fellows, + Such as roll the world along, + Such as Cricket mellows! + These shall keep the Motherland + Safe amid her quarrels, + Lucky lads, plucky lads, + Trained to snatch at laurels! + + + + +CRICKET IN THE GARDEN. + + + Before the aproned nurse arrives, + To tell of soap and tub and sponges, + My nephew, fierce and ruddy, drives, + Disgraceful edges, callous lunges. + Twenty auriculas declare + The zeal of his peculiar magic, + Till every aunt is in despair, + And even Job (the cat) looks tragic. + + Down goes a tulip's noble head! + (Poor Auntie Nell is nearly crying!) + And now a stately stock is dead, + And now a columbine is dying. + Vainly the cook with female lobs + Desires to hit the egg-box wicket; + And not among the housemaid's jobs-- + 'Tis very plain--is garden cricket. + + Whack on the bee-hive goes the ball! + "That's six!" screams Noel to the scorer. + A foxglove, steepled best of all, + Now sinks beneath a flying fourer. + Two to the lad's-love; and beyond + The lavender just half-a-dozen; + And TWELVE for dropping in the pond + A rank half-volley from his cousin! + + To see my pinks give up the ghost + Is what no longer can be suffered: + Before I lose the scented host + This game, like candles, must be snuffered. + Noel, at ninety-two, not out, + Is carried to the nursery, screaming; + And later with a precious pout + Lies in his bed of down and dreaming. + + There shall his Century be achieved, + Larkspurs and tiger-lilies humbled, + Geraniums of their fire bereaved, + And calceolarias torn and tumbled. + With fairy craft from dusk to dawn + Quaint Puck himself may bowl half-volleys, + But I have vowed, by love and lawn, + To weed one thistle from my follies! + + + + +THE PRINCE, BATTING. + + + As out of a cannon comes the ball! + Quickly it flies to the human wall. + Didn't it go with a will and a whiz? + How lovely it is! How lovely it is! + + Four to the east, and four to the west! + Arrowy shots at the Umpire's chest! + Placid the sinewy batsman beams-- + How easy it seems! How easy it seems + + Watch! For a ball we could barely poke + The master hand and the radiant stroke! + Glances and cuts and drives and hooks-- + How easy it looks! How easy it looks! + + Now is the time we may all forget + Paper and books, for the Prince is set. + Here in the grass, with our work at heel, + How happy we feel! How happy we feel! + + + + +THE REASON. + + + Now why did Arthur Hoare pull out + A sovereign with a happy shout + And give it rashly to his scout, + Who almost had a fit? + + Why of a sudden did he fling + A hard-boiled egg at Eustace Ling, + Forgetting how an egg can sting + The person who is hit? + + Why after dinner did he turn + In fury on his room, and burn + His old oak chairs with unconcern?-- + A stupid thing to do! + + And why so harshly did he pelt + With forks a fresh and timorous Celt + Afraid to utter what he felt? + _Arthur had got his Blue!_ + + + + +A LONG GRACE. + +_(W.G. Grace's XI. versus XXII. of Bath.)_ + + Nothing went right. The Champion cut + And drove and glanced, and cut again, + Till every bowler we possessed + Deep down within his smarting breast + Half wished he'd lost that early train! + _Dobbin went on with Sneaks, + Robin appeared with Tweaks, + And Diccory Dizzard, as fast as a blizzard, + Contributed Lightning Streaks!_ + + Nothing went right. The Champion's bat + Seemed twice the breadth of postern door. + The leather flew at pace immense + To crackle on the boundary fence, + Acknowledged by the public roar. + _Dobbin went on with Tweaks, + Robin obliged with Sneaks, + And Diccory Dizzard, as fast as a blizzard, + Exhibited Lightning Streaks!_ + + Nothing went right. At last, at last + A bell (than Angelus more fair!) + Rang respite for the fieldsmen who, + By sprinting hard from twelve to two, + Had scarce a ragged breath to spare. + _Robin abstained from Sneaks, + Dobbin abandoned Tweaks, + And Diccory Dizzard, as fast as a blizzard, + Prohibited Lightning Streaks!_ + + Luncheon went right. The weary team + Found benches, beer, and salad sweet. + But asking blessing was too bad, + Because they all were somewhat sad + From too much Grace before their meat! + _Health to your noble name, + Monarch in fact and fame, + From twenty-two hearty lads in a party + Broadened and bronzed by the Game!_ + + + + +REMEMBER, PLEASE! + + + When the run of the bowler is measured, + And he, with brows knotted, + Bowls fierce at your timber-yard treasured, + To pot, or be potted, + If the ball to the bone that is funny + Fly swift as a swallow, + And you squeal like a terrified bunny + As agonies follow: + + Then, then is a capital season, + More fit than another, + Loose language of silly unreason + In courage to smother. + Clean speech is too frequently shamed + For Cricket to shame it! + One word is too often exclaimed + For you to exclaim it! + + + + +THE FORERUNNERS. + + + Beside the pillar-box a girl + Sells daffodils in golden bunches, + And with an apron full of Spring + Stays men a moment from their lunches: + Some fill their hands for love of bloom, + To others Cupid hints a reason; + But as for me, I buy because + The flowers suggest the Cricket season! + + Although I trouble not to seek + A maiden proud to wear my favour, + Right glad am I to change my pence + For blooms, and smell their wholesome savour; + For as I carry blossoms home-- + Sisters of gold with golden sisters-- + My heart is thumping at the thought + Of pads and bails and slow leg-twisters. + + My only sweetheart is a bag-- + A faithful girl of dark brown leather, + Who's travelled many a mile with me + In half a hundred sorts of weather! + Once more to clasp your friendly hand, + To tramp along by Hope attended, + Dreaming of glances, drives, and cuts, + My Dear Old Girl, how truly splendid! + + + + +NET PRACTICE. + + + We had a fellow in the School + Whose batting simply was a dream: + A dozen times by keeping cool + And hitting hard he saved the Team. + But oh! his fielding was so vile, + As if by witch or goblin cursed, + That he was called by Arthur Style, + King Butterlegs the Worst! + + At tea-time, supper, breakfast, lunch, + For many disappointed days, + We reasoned with him in a bunch, + Imploring him to mend his ways. + He listened like a saint, with lips + As if in desperation pursed; + Then gave three fourers in the Slips-- + King Butterlegs the Worst! + + 'Twas after this the Captain tried, + In something warmer than a pet, + To comfort his lamenting Side + By pelting Curtice in a net. + Aware of his tremendous power, + The Captain used it well at first, + And peppered only half-an-hour + King Butterlegs the Worst! + + But half-an-hour at such a range-- + From such a Captain!--was enough + To work so prompt and blest a change + That Curtice ceased to be a muff. + When from his bed at last he came, + Where fifty bruises had been nursed, + He was no more a public shame, + Nor Butterlegs the Worst! + + + + +THE CATCH OF THE SEASON. + + + He was a person most unkempt, + And answered to the name of Cust. + He had a frenzied mass of hair, + A little redder than red rust, + And trousers so exceeding short + It looked as if by mounting high + They meant unceasingly to try + To change to knickers on the sly. + + He was a person whom a Bat + Could view without the least distrust. + He caught me at the fifth attempt-- + Imagine my profound disgust! + For if the ball had gone to hand + I had not felt the least unrest; + But, as it happened (Fate knows best!) + It struck him smartly on the chest. + + I cannot tell you how he squirmed + And capered on the greensward there, + Until at last he took the ball + (Or so it seemed) from out his hair, + And meekly rubbed the coming bruise. + Thus was I humbled in the dust + Because of Albert Edward Cust. + Imagine my profound disgust! + + + + + Here's to the freckles and fielding and fun, + Here's to the joy that we ponder; + Here's to the Game that will glow in the sun + When the babes of our babies are--Yonder! + + + + + * * * * * + +~Rivers' Popular Novels~ + +Crown 8vo., 6_s_. + + * * * * * + +~The House of Merrilees~. 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