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+ Over the Sliprails, by Henry Lawson
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+<div>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 1313 ***</div>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <h1>
+ OVER THE SLIPRAILS
+ </h1>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ By Henry Lawson
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <h4>
+ Author of &ldquo;While the Billy Boils&rdquo;, &ldquo;When the World was Wide and Other
+ Verses&rdquo;, &ldquo;On the Track&rdquo;, &ldquo;Verses: Popular and Humorous&rdquo;, &amp;c.
+ </h4>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br /> [Note on text: Italicized words or phrases are capitalised.<br />
+ Some obvious errors have been corrected.] <a name="link2H_PREF"
+ id="link2H_PREF">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ Preface
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Of the stories in this volume many have already appeared
+ in the columns of [various periodicals], while several
+ now appear in print for the first time.
+</pre>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ H. L.
+ Sydney, June 9th, 1900.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <big><b>CONTENTS</b></big>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_PREF"> Preface </a>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0002"> <b>OVER THE SLIPRAILS</b> </a>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0003"> The Shanty-Keeper's Wife </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0004"> A Gentleman Sharper and Steelman Sharper </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0005"> An Incident at Stiffner's </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0006"> The Hero of Redclay </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0007"> The Darling River </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0008"> A Case for the Oracle </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0009"> A Daughter of Maoriland </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0010"> New Year's Night </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0011"> Black Joe </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0012"> They Wait on the Wharf in Black </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0013"> Seeing the Last of You </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0014"> Two Boys at Grinder Brothers' </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0015"> The Selector's Daughter </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0016"> Mitchell on the &ldquo;Sex&rdquo; and Other &ldquo;Problems&rdquo;
+ </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0017"> The Master's Mistake </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0018"> The Story of the Oracle </a>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0022"> About the author: </a>
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="link2H_4_0002" id="link2H_4_0002">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h1>
+ OVER THE SLIPRAILS
+ </h1>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0003" id="link2H_4_0003">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ The Shanty-Keeper's Wife
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ There were about a dozen of us jammed into the coach, on the box seat and
+ hanging on to the roof and tailboard as best we could. We were shearers,
+ bagmen, agents, a squatter, a cockatoo, the usual joker&mdash;and one or
+ two professional spielers, perhaps. We were tired and stiff and nearly
+ frozen&mdash;too cold to talk and too irritable to risk the inevitable
+ argument which an interchange of ideas would have led up to. We had been
+ looking forward for hours, it seemed, to the pub where we were to change
+ horses. For the last hour or two all that our united efforts had been able
+ to get out of the driver was a grunt to the effect that it was &ldquo;'bout a
+ couple o' miles.&rdquo; Then he said, or grunted, &ldquo;'Tain't fur now,&rdquo; a couple of
+ times, and refused to commit himself any further; he seemed grumpy about
+ having committed himself that far.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was one of those men who take everything in dead earnest; who regard
+ any expression of ideas outside their own sphere of life as trivial, or,
+ indeed, if addressed directly to them, as offensive; who, in fact, are
+ darkly suspicious of anything in the shape of a joke or laugh on the part
+ of an outsider in their own particular dust-hole. He seemed to be always
+ thinking, and thinking a lot; when his hands were not both engaged, he
+ would tilt his hat forward and scratch the base of his skull with his
+ little finger, and let his jaw hang. But his intellectual powers were
+ mostly concentrated on a doubtful swingle-tree, a misfitting collar, or
+ that there bay or piebald (on the off or near side) with the sore
+ shoulder.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Casual letters or papers, to be delivered on the road, were matters which
+ troubled him vaguely, but constantly&mdash;like the abstract ideas of his
+ passengers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The joker of our party was a humourist of the dry order, and had been
+ slyly taking rises out of the driver for the last two or three stages. But
+ the driver only brooded. He wasn't the one to tell you straight if you
+ offended him, or if he fancied you offended him, and thus gain your
+ respect, or prevent a misunderstanding which would result in life-long
+ enmity. He might meet you in after years when you had forgotten all about
+ your trespass&mdash;if indeed you had ever been conscious of it&mdash;and
+ &ldquo;stoush&rdquo; you unexpectedly on the ear.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Also you might regard him as your friend, on occasion, and yet he would
+ stand by and hear a perfect stranger tell you the most outrageous lies, to
+ your hurt, and know that the stranger was telling lies, and never put you
+ up to it. It would never enter his head to do so. It wouldn't be any
+ affair of his&mdash;only an abstract question.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It grew darker and colder. The rain came as if the frozen south were
+ spitting at your face and neck and hands, and our feet grew as big as
+ camel's, and went dead, and we might as well have stamped the footboards
+ with wooden legs for all the feeling we got into ours. But they were more
+ comfortable that way, for the toes didn't curl up and pain so much, nor
+ did our corns stick out so hard against the leather, and shoot.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We looked out eagerly for some clearing, or fence, or light&mdash;some
+ sign of the shanty where we were to change horses&mdash;but there was
+ nothing save blackness all round. The long, straight, cleared road was no
+ longer relieved by the ghostly patch of light, far ahead, where the
+ bordering tree-walls came together in perspective and framed the ether. We
+ were down in the bed of the bush.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We pictured a haven of rest with a suspended lamp burning in the frosty
+ air outside and a big log fire in a cosy parlour off the bar, and a long
+ table set for supper. But this is a land of contradictions; wayside
+ shanties turn up unexpectedly and in the most unreasonable places, and
+ are, as likely as not, prepared for a banquet when you are not hungry and
+ can't wait, and as cold and dark as a bushman's grave when you are and
+ can.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Suddenly the driver said: &ldquo;We're there now.&rdquo; He said this as if he had
+ driven us to the scaffold to be hanged, and was fiercely glad that he'd
+ got us there safely at last. We looked but saw nothing; then a light
+ appeared ahead and seemed to come towards us; and presently we saw that it
+ was a lantern held up by a man in a slouch hat, with a dark bushy beard,
+ and a three-bushel bag around his shoulders. He held up his other hand,
+ and said something to the driver in a tone that might have been used by
+ the leader of a search party who had just found the body. The driver
+ stopped and then went on slowly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What's up?&rdquo; we asked. &ldquo;What's the trouble?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, it's all right,&rdquo; said the driver.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The publican's wife is sick,&rdquo; somebody said, &ldquo;and he wants us to come
+ quietly.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The usual little slab and bark shanty was suggested in the gloom, with a
+ big bark stable looming in the background. We climbed down like so many
+ cripples. As soon as we began to feel our legs and be sure we had the
+ right ones and the proper allowance of feet, we helped, as quietly as
+ possible, to take the horses out and round to the stable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Is she very bad?&rdquo; we asked the publican, showing as much concern as we
+ could.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; he said, in a subdued voice of a rough man who had spent several
+ anxious, sleepless nights by the sick bed of a dear one. &ldquo;But, God
+ willing, I think we'll pull her through.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus encouraged we said, sympathetically: &ldquo;We're very sorry to trouble
+ you, but I suppose we could manage to get a drink and a bit to eat?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;there's nothing to eat in the house, and I've only got
+ rum and milk. You can have that if you like.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One of the pilgrims broke out here.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well of all the pubs,&rdquo; he began, &ldquo;that I've ever&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hush-sh-sh!&rdquo; said the publican.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The pilgrim scowled and retired to the rear. You can't express your
+ feelings freely when there's a woman dying close handy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, who says rum and milk?&rdquo; asked the joker, in a low voice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wait here,&rdquo; said the publican, and disappeared into the little front
+ passage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Presently a light showed through a window, with a scratched and fly-bitten
+ B and A on two panes, and a mutilated R on the third, which was broken. A
+ door opened, and we sneaked into the bar. It was like having drinks after
+ hours where the police are strict and independent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When we came out the driver was scratching his head and looking at the
+ harness on the verandah floor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You fellows 'll have ter put in the time for an hour or so. The horses is
+ out back somewheres,&rdquo; and he indicated the interior of Australia with a
+ side jerk of his head, &ldquo;and the boy ain't back with 'em yet.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But dash it all,&rdquo; said the Pilgrim, &ldquo;me and my mate&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hush!&rdquo; said the publican.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How long are the horses likely to be?&rdquo; we asked the driver.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Dunno,&rdquo; he grunted. &ldquo;Might be three or four hours. It's all accordin'.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, look here,&rdquo; said the Pilgrim, &ldquo;me and my mate wanter catch the
+ train.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hush-sh-sh!&rdquo; from the publican in a fierce whisper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, boss,&rdquo; said the joker, &ldquo;can you let us have beds, then? I don't
+ want to freeze here all night, anyway.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said the landlord, &ldquo;I can do that, but some of you will have to
+ sleep double and some of you'll have to take it out of the sofas, and one
+ or two 'll have to make a shakedown on the floor. There's plenty of bags
+ in the stable, and you've got rugs and coats with you. Fix it up amongst
+ yourselves.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But look here!&rdquo; interrupted the Pilgrim, desperately, &ldquo;we can't afford to
+ wait! We're only 'battlers', me and my mate, pickin' up crumbs by the
+ wayside. We've got to catch the&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hush!&rdquo; said the publican, savagely. &ldquo;You fool, didn't I tell you my
+ missus was bad? I won't have any noise.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But look here,&rdquo; protested the Pilgrim, &ldquo;we must catch the train at Dead
+ Camel&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You'll catch my boot presently,&rdquo; said the publican, with a savage oath,
+ &ldquo;and go further than Dead Camel. I won't have my missus disturbed for you
+ or any other man! Just you shut up or get out, and take your blooming mate
+ with you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We lost patience with the Pilgrim and sternly took him aside.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, for God's sake, hold your jaw,&rdquo; we said. &ldquo;Haven't you got any
+ consideration at all? Can't you see the man's wife is ill&mdash;dying
+ perhaps&mdash;and he nearly worried off his head?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Pilgrim and his mate were scraggy little bipeds of the city push
+ variety, so they were suppressed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; yawned the joker, &ldquo;I'm not going to roost on a stump all night.
+ I'm going to turn in.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It'll be eighteenpence each,&rdquo; hinted the landlord. &ldquo;You can settle now if
+ you like to save time.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We took the hint, and had another drink. I don't know how we &ldquo;fixed it up
+ amongst ourselves,&rdquo; but we got settled down somehow. There was a lot of
+ mysterious whispering and scuffling round by the light of a couple of
+ dirty greasy bits of candle. Fortunately we dared not speak loud enough to
+ have a row, though most of us were by this time in the humour to pick a
+ quarrel with a long-lost brother.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Joker got the best bed, as good-humoured, good-natured chaps generally
+ do, without seeming to try for it. The growler of the party got the floor
+ and chaff bags, as selfish men mostly do&mdash;without seeming to try for
+ it either. I took it out of one of the &ldquo;sofas&rdquo;, or rather that sofa took
+ it out of me. It was short and narrow and down by the head, with a leaning
+ to one corner on the outside, and had more nails and bits of gin-case than
+ original sofa in it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had been asleep for three seconds, it seemed, when somebody shook me by
+ the shoulder and said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Take yer seats.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When I got out, the driver was on the box, and the others were getting rum
+ and milk inside themselves (and in bottles) before taking their seats.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was colder and darker than before, and the South Pole seemed nearer,
+ and pretty soon, but for the rum, we should have been in a worse fix than
+ before.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was a spell of grumbling. Presently someone said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't believe them horses was lost at all. I was round behind the
+ stable before I went to bed, and seen horses there; and if they wasn't
+ them same horses there, I'll eat 'em raw!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Would yer?&rdquo; said the driver, in a disinterested tone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I would,&rdquo; said the passenger. Then, with a sudden ferocity, &ldquo;and you
+ too!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The driver said nothing. It was an abstract question which didn't interest
+ him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We saw that we were on delicate ground, and changed the subject for a
+ while. Then someone else said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I wonder where his missus was? I didn't see any signs of her about, or
+ any other woman about the place, and we was pretty well all over it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Must have kept her in the stable,&rdquo; suggested the Joker.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, she wasn't, for Scotty and that chap on the roof was there after
+ bags.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She might have been in the loft,&rdquo; reflected the Joker.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There was no loft,&rdquo; put in a voice from the top of the coach.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I say, Mister&mdash;Mister man,&rdquo; said the Joker suddenly to the driver,
+ &ldquo;Was his missus sick at all?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I dunno,&rdquo; replied the driver. &ldquo;She might have been. He said so, anyway. I
+ ain't got no call to call a man a liar.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;See here,&rdquo; said the cannibalistic individual to the driver, in the tone
+ of a man who has made up his mind for a row, &ldquo;has that shanty-keeper got a
+ wife at all?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I believe he has.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And is she living with him?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, she ain't&mdash;if yer wanter know.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then where is she?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I dunno. How am I to know? She left him three or four years ago. She was
+ in Sydney last time I heard of her. It ain't no affair of mine, anyways.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And is there any woman about the place at all, driver?&rdquo; inquired a
+ professional wanderer reflectively.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No&mdash;not that I knows on. There useter be a old black gin come
+ pottering round sometimes, but I ain't seen her lately.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And excuse me, driver, but is there anyone round there at all?&rdquo; enquired
+ the professional wanderer, with the air of a conscientious writer,
+ collecting material for an Australian novel from life, with an eye to
+ detail.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Naw,&rdquo; said the driver&mdash;and recollecting that he was expected to be
+ civil and obliging to his employers' patrons, he added in surly apology,
+ &ldquo;Only the boss and the stableman, that I knows of.&rdquo; Then repenting of the
+ apology, he asserted his manhood again, and asked, in a tone calculated to
+ risk a breach of the peace, &ldquo;Any more questions, gentlemen&mdash;while the
+ shop's open?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was a long pause.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Driver,&rdquo; asked the Pilgrim appealingly, &ldquo;was them horses lost at all?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I dunno,&rdquo; said the driver. &ldquo;He said they was. He's got the looking after
+ them. It was nothing to do with me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ . . . . .
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Twelve drinks at sixpence a drink&rdquo;&mdash;said the Joker, as if
+ calculating to himself&mdash;&ldquo;that's six bob, and, say on an average, four
+ shouts&mdash;that's one pound four. Twelve beds at eighteenpence a bed&mdash;that's
+ eighteen shillings; and say ten bob in various drinks and the stuff we
+ brought with us, that's two pound twelve. That publican didn't do so bad
+ out of us in two hours.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We wondered how much the driver got out of it, but thought it best not to
+ ask him.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ . . . . .
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We didn't say much for the rest of the journey. There was the usual man
+ who thought as much and knew all about it from the first, but he wasn't
+ appreciated. We suppressed him. One or two wanted to go back and &ldquo;stoush&rdquo;
+ that landlord, and the driver stopped the coach cheerfully at their
+ request; but they said they'd come across him again and allowed themselves
+ to be persuaded out of it. It made us feel bad to think how we had allowed
+ ourselves to be delayed, and robbed, and had sneaked round on tiptoe, and
+ how we had sat on the inoffensive Pilgrim and his mate, and all on account
+ of a sick wife who didn't exist.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The coach arrived at Dead Camel in an atmosphere of mutual suspicion and
+ distrust, and we spread ourselves over the train and departed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0004" id="link2H_4_0004">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ A Gentleman Sharper and Steelman Sharper
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Steelman and Smith had been staying at the hotel for several days in the
+ dress and character of bushies down for what they considered a spree. The
+ gentleman sharper from the Other Side had been hanging round them for
+ three days now. Steelman was the more sociable, and, to all appearances,
+ the greener of the two bush mates; but seemed rather too much under the
+ influence of Smith, who was reserved, suspicious, self-contained, or
+ sulky. He almost scowled at Gentleman Sharper's &ldquo;Good-morning!&rdquo; and &ldquo;Fine
+ day!&rdquo;, replied in monosyllables and turned half away with an uneasy,
+ sullen, resentful hump of his shoulder and shuffle of his feet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Steelman took Smith for a stroll on the round, bald tussock hills
+ surrounding the city, and rehearsed him for the last act until after
+ sundown.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Gentleman Sharper was lounging, with a cigar, on the end of the balcony,
+ where he had been contentedly contemplating the beautiful death of day.
+ His calm, classic features began to whiten (and sharpen) in the frosty
+ moonlight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Steelman and Smith sat on deck-chairs behind a half-screen of ferns on the
+ other end of the balcony, smoked their after-dinner smoke, and talked in
+ subdued tones as befitted the time and the scene&mdash;great, softened,
+ misty hills in a semicircle, and the water and harbour lights in
+ moonlight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The other boarders were loitering over dinner, in their rooms, or gone
+ out; the three were alone on the balcony, which was a rear one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Gentleman Sharper moved his position, carelessly, noiselessly, yet
+ quickly, until he leaned on the rail close to the ferns and could overhear
+ every word the bushies said. He had dropped his cigar overboard, and his
+ scented handkerchief behind a fern-pot en route.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But he looks all right, and acts all right, and talks all right&mdash;and
+ shouts all right,&rdquo; protested Steelman. &ldquo;He's not stumped, for I saw twenty
+ or thirty sovereigns when he shouted; and he doesn't seem to care a damn
+ whether we stand in with him or not.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There you are! That's just where it is!&rdquo; said Smith, with some logic, but
+ in a tone a wife uses in argument (which tone, by the way, especially if
+ backed by logic or common sense, makes a man wild sooner than anything
+ else in this world of troubles).
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Steelman jerked his chair half-round in disgust. &ldquo;That's you!&rdquo; he snorted,
+ &ldquo;always suspicious! Always suspicious of everybody and everything! If I
+ found myself shot into a world where I couldn't trust anybody I'd shoot
+ myself out of it. Life would be worse than not worth living. Smith, you'll
+ never make money, except by hard graft&mdash;hard, bullocking,
+ nigger-driving graft like we had on that damned railway section for the
+ last six months, up to our knees in water all winter, and all for a paltry
+ cheque of one-fifty&mdash;twenty of that gone already. How do you expect
+ to make money in this country if you won't take anything for granted,
+ except hard cash? I tell you, Smith, there's a thousand pounds lost for
+ every one gained or saved by trusting too little. How did Vanderbilt and&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Steelman elaborated to a climax, slipping a glance warily, once or twice,
+ out of the tail of his eye through the ferns, low down.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There never was a fortune made that wasn't made by chancing it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He nudged Smith to come to the point. Presently Smith asked, sulkily:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, what was he saying?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I thought I told you! He says he's behind the scenes in this gold boom,
+ and, if he had a hundred pounds ready cash to-morrow, he'd make three of
+ it before Saturday. He said he could put one-fifty to one-fifty.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And isn't he worth three hundred?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Didn't I tell you,&rdquo; demanded Steelman, with an impatient ring, and
+ speaking rapidly, &ldquo;that he lost his mail in the wreck of the 'Tasman'? You
+ know she went down the day before yesterday, and the divers haven't got at
+ the mails yet.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes.... But why doesn't he wire to Sydney for some stuff?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm&mdash;&mdash;! Well, I suppose I'll have to have patience with a born
+ natural. Look here, Smith, the fact of the matter is that he's a sort of
+ black-sheep&mdash;sent out on the remittance system, if the truth is
+ known, and with letters of introduction to some big-bugs out here&mdash;that
+ explains how he gets to know these wire-pullers behind the boom. His
+ people have probably got the quarterly allowance business fixed hard and
+ tight with a bank or a lawyer in Sydney; and there'll have to be enquiries
+ about the lost 'draft' (as he calls a cheque) and a letter or maybe a
+ cable home to England; and it might take weeks.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Smith, hesitatingly. &ldquo;That all sounds right enough. But&rdquo;&mdash;with
+ an inspiration&mdash;&ldquo;why don't he go to one of these big-bug boomsters he
+ knows&mdash;that he got letters of introduction to&mdash;and get him to
+ fix him up?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, Lord!&rdquo; exclaimed Steelman, hopelessly. &ldquo;Listen to him! Can't you see
+ that they're the last men he wants to let into his game? Why, he wants to
+ use THEM! They're the mugs as far as he is concerned!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh&mdash;I see!&rdquo; said Smith, after hesitating, and rather slowly&mdash;as
+ if he hadn't quite finished seeing yet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Steelman glanced furtively at the fern-screen, and nudged Smith again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He said if he had three hundred, he'd double it by Saturday?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's what he said,&rdquo; replied Steelman, seeming by his tone to be losing
+ interest in the conversation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And... well, if he had a hundred he could double that, I suppose.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes. What are you driving at now?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If he had twenty&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, God! I'm sick of you, Smith. What the&mdash;&mdash;!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hold on. Let me finish. I was only going to say that I'm willing to put
+ up a fiver, and you put up another fiver, and if he doubles that for us
+ then we can talk about standing in with him with a hundred&mdash;provided
+ he can show his hundred.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After some snarling Steelman said: &ldquo;Well, I'll try him! Now are you
+ satisfied?&rdquo;...
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He's moved off now,&rdquo; he added in a whisper; &ldquo;but stay here and talk a bit
+ longer.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Passing through the hall they saw Gentleman Sharper standing carelessly by
+ the door of the private bar. He jerked his head in the direction of
+ drinks. Steelman accepted the invitation&mdash;Smith passed on. Steelman
+ took the opportunity to whisper to the Sharper&mdash;&ldquo;I've been talking
+ that over with my mate, and&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come for a stroll,&rdquo; suggested the professional.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't mind,&rdquo; said Steelman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Have a cigar?&rdquo; and they passed out.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When they returned Steelman went straight to the room he occupied with
+ Smith.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How much stuff have we got, Smith?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Nine pounds seventeen and threepence.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Steelman gave an exclamation of disapproval with that state of financial
+ affairs. He thought a second. &ldquo;I know the barman here, and I think he
+ knows me. I'll chew his lug for a bob or may be a quid.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Twenty minutes later he went to Gentleman Sharper's room with ten pounds&mdash;in
+ very dirty Bank of New Zealand notes&mdash;such as those with which bush
+ contractors pay their men.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Two mornings later the sharper suggested a stroll. Steelman went with him,
+ with a face carefully made up to hear the worst.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After walking a hundred yards in a silence which might have been ominous&mdash;and
+ was certainly pregnant&mdash;the sharper said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well... I tried the water.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes!&rdquo; said Steelman in a nervous tone. &ldquo;And how did you find it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Just as warm as I thought. Warm for a big splash.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How? Did you lose the ten quid?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Lose it! What did you take me for? I put ten to your ten as I told you I
+ would. I landed 50 Pounds&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Fifty pounds for twenty?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's the tune of it&mdash;and not much of a tune, either. My God! If
+ I'd only had that thousand of mine by me, or even half of it, I'd have
+ made a pile!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Fifty pounds for twenty!&rdquo; cried Steelman excitedly. &ldquo;Why, that's grand!
+ And to think we chaps have been grafting like niggers all our lives! By
+ God, we'll stand in with you for all we've got!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There's my hand on it,&rdquo; as they reached the hotel.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If you come to my room I'll give you the 25 Pounds now, if you like.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, that's all right,&rdquo; exclaimed Steelman impulsively; &ldquo;you mustn't think
+ I don't&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's all right. Don't you say any more about it. You'd best have the
+ stuff to-night to show your mate.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Perhaps so; he's a suspicious fool, but I made a bargain with him about
+ our last cheque. He can hang on to the stuff, and I can't. If I'd been on
+ my own I'd have blued it a week ago. Tell you what I'll do&mdash;we'll
+ call our share (Smith's and mine) twenty quid. You take the odd fiver for
+ your trouble.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That looks fair enough. We'll call it twenty guineas to you and your
+ mate. We'll want him, you know.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In his own and Smith's room Steelman thoughtfully counted twenty-one
+ sovereigns on the toilet-table cover, and left them there in a pile.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He stretched himself, scratched behind his ear, and blinked at the money
+ abstractedly. Then he asked, as if the thought just occurred to him: &ldquo;By
+ the way, Smith, do you see those yellow boys?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Smith saw. He had been sitting on the bed with a studiously vacant
+ expression. It was Smith's policy not to seem, except by request, to take
+ any interest in, or, in fact, to be aware of anything unusual that
+ Steelman might be doing&mdash;from patching his pants to reading poetry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There's twenty-one sovereigns there!&rdquo; remarked Steelman casually.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ten of 'em's yours.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thank yer, Steely.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And,&rdquo; added Steelman, solemnly and grimly, &ldquo;if you get taken down for
+ 'em, or lose 'em out of the top-hole in your pocket, or spend so much as a
+ shilling in riotous living, I'll stoush you, Smith.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Smith didn't seem interested. They sat on the beds opposite each other for
+ two or three minutes, in something of the atmosphere that pervades things
+ when conversation has petered out and the dinner-bell is expected to ring.
+ Smith screwed his face and squeezed a pimple on his throat; Steelman
+ absently counted the flies on the wall. Presently Steelman, with a yawning
+ sigh, lay back on the pillow with his hands clasped under his head.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Better take a few quid, Smith, and get that suit you were looking at the
+ other day. Get a couple of shirts and collars, and some socks; better get
+ a hat while you're at it&mdash;yours is a disgrace to your benefactor.
+ And, I say, go to a chemist and get some cough stuff for that churchyarder
+ of yours&mdash;we've got no use for it just now, and it makes me
+ sentimental. I'll give you a cough when you want one. Bring me a syphon of
+ soda, some fruit, and a tract.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A what?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A tract. Go on. Start your boots.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While Smith was gone, Steelman paced the room with a strange, worried,
+ haunted expression. He divided the gold that was left&mdash;(Smith had
+ taken four pounds)&mdash;and put ten sovereigns in a pile on the extreme
+ corner of the table. Then he walked up and down, up and down the room,
+ arms tightly folded, and forehead knitted painfully, pausing abruptly now
+ and then by the table to stare at the gold, until he heard Smith's step.
+ Then his face cleared; he sat down and counted flies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Smith was undoing and inspecting the parcels, having placed the syphon and
+ fruit on the table. Behind his back Steelman hurriedly opened a leather
+ pocketbook and glanced at the portrait of a woman and child and at the
+ date of a post-office order receipt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Smith,&rdquo; said Steelman, &ldquo;we're two honest, ignorant, green coves;
+ hard-working chaps from the bush.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It doesn't matter whether we are or not&mdash;we are as far as the world
+ is concerned. Now we've grafted like bullocks, in heat and wet, for six
+ months, and made a hundred and fifty, and come down to have a bit of a
+ holiday before going back to bullock for another six months or a year.
+ Isn't that so, Smith?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You could take your oath on it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, it doesn't matter if it is so or not&mdash;it IS so, so far as the
+ world is concerned. Now we've paid our way straight. We've always been
+ pretty straight anyway, even if we are a pair of vagabonds, and I don't
+ half like this new business; but it had to be done. If I hadn't taken down
+ that sharper you'd have lost confidence in me and wouldn't have been able
+ to mask your feelings, and I'd have had to stoush you. We're two
+ hard-working, innocent bushies, down for an innocent spree, and we run
+ against a cold-blooded professional sharper, a paltry sneak and a coward,
+ who's got neither the brains nor the pluck to work in the station of life
+ he togs himself for. He tries to do us out of our hard-earned little
+ hundred and fifty&mdash;no matter whether we had it or not&mdash;and I'm
+ obliged to take him down. Serve him right for a crawler. You haven't the
+ least idea what I'm driving at, Smith, and that's the best of it. I've
+ driven a nail of my life home, and no pincers ever made will get it out.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, Steely, what's the matter with you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Steelman rose, took up the pile of ten sovereigns, and placed it neatly on
+ top of the rest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Put the stuff away, Smith.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After breakfast next morning, Gentleman Sharper hung round a bit, and then
+ suggested a stroll. But Steelman thought the weather looked too bad, so
+ they went on the balcony for a smoke. They talked of the weather, wrecks,
+ and things, Steelman leaning with his elbows on the balcony rail, and
+ Sharper sociably and confidently in the same position close beside him.
+ But the professional was evidently growing uneasy in his mind; his side of
+ the conversation grew awkward and disjointed, and he made the blunder of
+ drifting into an embarrassing silence before coming to the point. He took
+ one elbow from the rail, and said, with a bungling attempt at carelessness
+ which was made more transparent by the awkward pause before it:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, well, I must see to my correspondence. By the way, when could you
+ make it convenient to let me have that hundred? The shares are starting up
+ the last rise now, and we've got no time to lose if we want to double it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Steelman turned his face to him and winked once&mdash;a very hard, tight,
+ cold wink&mdash;a wink in which there was no humour: such a wink as
+ Steelman had once winked at a half-drunken bully who was going to have a
+ lark with Smith.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sharper was one of those men who pull themselves together in a bad
+ cause, as they stagger from the blow. But he wanted to think this time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Later on he approached Steelman quietly and proposed partnership. But
+ Steelman gave him to understand (as between themselves) that he wasn't
+ taking on any pupils just then.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ An Incident at Stiffner's
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ They called him &ldquo;Stiffner&rdquo; because he used, long before, to get a living
+ by poisoning wild dogs near the Queensland border. The name stuck to him
+ closer than misfortune did, for when he rose to the proud and independent
+ position of landlord and sole proprietor of an out-back pub he was
+ Stiffner still, and his place was &ldquo;Stiffner's&rdquo;&mdash;widely known.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They do say that the name ceased not to be applicable&mdash;that it fitted
+ even better than in the old dingo days, but&mdash;well, they do say so.
+ All we can say is that when a shearer arrived with a cheque, and had a
+ drink or two, he was almost invariably seized with a desire to camp on the
+ premises for good, spend his cheque in the shortest possible time, and
+ forcibly shout for everything within hail&mdash;including the Chinaman
+ cook and Stiffner's disreputable old ram.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The shanty was of the usual kind, and the scenery is as easily disposed
+ of. There was a great grey plain stretching away from the door in front,
+ and a mulga scrub from the rear; and in that scrub, not fifty yards from
+ the kitchen door, were half a dozen nameless graves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Stiffner was always drunk, and Stiffner's wife&mdash;a hard-featured
+ Amazon&mdash;was boss. The children were brought up in a detached cottage,
+ under the care of a &ldquo;governess&rdquo;.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Stiffner had a barmaid as a bait for chequemen. She came from Sydney, they
+ said, and her name was Alice. She was tall, boyishly handsome, and
+ characterless; her figure might be described as &ldquo;fine&rdquo; or &ldquo;strapping&rdquo;, but
+ her face was very cold&mdash;nearly colourless. She was one of those
+ selfishly sensual women&mdash;thin lips, and hard, almost vacant grey
+ eyes; no thought of anything but her own pleasures, none for the man's.
+ Some shearers would roughly call her &ldquo;a squatter's girl&rdquo;. But she &ldquo;drew&rdquo;;
+ she was handsome where women are scarce&mdash;very handsome, thought a
+ tall, melancholy-looking jackeroo, whose evil spirit had drawn him to
+ Stiffner's and the last shilling out of his pocket.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Over the great grey plain, about a fortnight before, had come &ldquo;Old Danny&rdquo;,
+ a station hand, for his semi-annual spree, and one &ldquo;Yankee Jack&rdquo; and his
+ mate, shearers with horses, travelling for grass; and, about a week later,
+ the Sydney jackeroo. There was also a sprinkling of assorted swagmen, who
+ came in through the scrub and went out across the plain, or came in over
+ the plain and went away through the scrub, according to which way their
+ noses led them for the time being.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was also, for one day, a tall, freckled native (son of a
+ neighbouring &ldquo;cocky&rdquo;), without a thought beyond the narrow horizon within
+ which he lived. He had a very big opinion of himself in a very small mind.
+ He swaggered into the breakfast-room and round the table to his place with
+ an expression of ignorant contempt on his phiz, his snub nose in the air
+ and his under lip out. But during the meal he condescended to ask the
+ landlord if he'd noticed that there horse that chap was ridin' yesterday;
+ and Stiffner having intimated that he had, the native entertained the
+ company with his opinion of that horse, and of a certain &ldquo;youngster&rdquo; he
+ was breaking in at home, and divers other horses, mostly his or his
+ father's, and of a certain cattle slut, &amp;c.... He spoke at the
+ landlord, but to the company, most of the time. After breakfast he
+ swaggered round some more, but condescended to &ldquo;shove&rdquo; his hand into his
+ trousers, &ldquo;pull&rdquo; out a &ldquo;bob&rdquo; and &ldquo;chuck&rdquo; it into the (blanky) hat for a
+ pool. Those words express the thing better than any others we can think
+ of. Finally, he said he must be off; and, there being no opposition to his
+ departure, he chucked his saddle on to his horse, chucked himself into the
+ saddle, said &ldquo;s'long,&rdquo; and slithered off. And no one missed him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Danny had been there a fortnight, and consequently his personal appearance
+ was not now worth describing&mdash;it was better left alone, for the
+ honour of the bush. His hobby was that he was the &ldquo;stranger's friend&rdquo;, as
+ he put it. He'd welcome &ldquo;the stranger&rdquo; and chum with him, and shout for
+ him to an unlimited extent, and sympathise with him, hear of jobs or a
+ &ldquo;show&rdquo; for him, assure him twenty times a day that he was his friend, give
+ him hints and advice more or less worthless, make him drunk if possible,
+ and keep him so while the cheque lasted; in short, Danny would do almost
+ anything for the stranger except lend him a shilling, or give him some
+ rations to carry him on. He'd promise that many times a day, but he'd
+ sooner spend five pounds on drink for a man than give him a farthing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Danny's cheque was nearly gone, and it was time he was gone too; in fact,
+ he had received, and was still receiving, various hints to that effect,
+ some of them decidedly pointed, especially the more recent ones. But Danny
+ was of late becoming foolishly obstinate in his sprees, and less disposed
+ to &ldquo;git&rdquo; when a landlord had done with him. He saw the hints plainly
+ enough, but had evidently made up his mind to be doggedly irresponsive. It
+ is a mistake to think that drink always dulls a man's feelings. Some
+ natures are all the more keenly sensitive when alcoholically poisoned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Danny was always front man at the shanty while his cheque was fresh&mdash;at
+ least, so he was given to understand, and so he apparently understood. He
+ was then allowed to say and do what he liked almost, even to mauling the
+ barmaid about. There was scarcely any limit to the free and easy manner in
+ which you could treat her, so long as your money lasted. She wouldn't be
+ offended; it wasn't business to be so&mdash;&ldquo;didn't pay.&rdquo; But, as soon as
+ your title to the cheque could be decently shelved, you had to treat her
+ like a lady. Danny knew this&mdash;none better; but he had been treated
+ with too much latitude, and rushed to his destruction.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was Sunday afternoon, but that made no difference in things at the
+ shanty. Dinner was just over. The men were in the mean little parlour off
+ the bar, interested in a game of cards, and Alice sat in one corner
+ sewing. Danny was &ldquo;acting the goat&rdquo; round the fireplace; as ill-luck would
+ have it, his attention was drawn to a basket of clean linen which stood on
+ the side table, and from it, with sundry winks and grimaces, he gingerly
+ lifted a certain garment of ladies' underwear&mdash;to put the matter
+ decently. He held it up between his forefingers and thumbs, and cracked a
+ rough, foolish joke&mdash;no matter what it was. The laugh didn't last
+ long. Alice sprang to her feet, flinging her work aside, and struck a
+ stage attitude&mdash;her right arm thrown out and the forefinger pointing
+ rigidly, and rather crookedly, towards the door.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Leave the room!&rdquo; she snapped at Danny. &ldquo;Leave the room! How dare you talk
+ like that before me-e-ee!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Danny made a step and paused irresolutely. He was sober enough to feel the
+ humiliation of his position, and having once been a man of spirit, and
+ having still the remnants of manhood about him, he did feel it. He gave
+ one pitiful, appealing look at her face, but saw no mercy there. She
+ stamped her foot again, jabbed her forefinger at the door, and said,
+ &ldquo;Go-o-o!&rdquo; in a tone that startled the majority of the company nearly as
+ much as it did Danny. Then Yankee Jack threw down his cards, rose from the
+ table, laid his strong, shapely right hand&mdash;not roughly&mdash;on
+ Danny's ragged shoulder, and engineered the drunk gently through the door.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You's better go out for a while, Danny,&rdquo; he said; &ldquo;there wasn't much harm
+ in what you said, but your cheque's gone, and that makes all the
+ difference. It's time you went back to the station. You've got to be
+ careful what you say now.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Jack returned to the parlour the barmaid had a smile for him; but he
+ didn't take it. He went and stood before the fire, with his foot resting
+ on the fender and his elbow on the mantelshelf, and looked blackly at a
+ print against the wall before his face.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The old beast!&rdquo; said Alice, referring to Danny. &ldquo;He ought to be kicked
+ off the place!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;HE'S AS GOOD AS YOU!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The voice was Jack's; he flung the stab over his shoulder, and with it a
+ look that carried all the contempt he felt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She gasped, looked blankly from face to face, and witheringly at the back
+ of Jack's head; but that didn't change colour or curl the least trifle
+ less closely.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Did you hear that?&rdquo; she cried, appealing to anyone. &ldquo;You're a nice lot o'
+ men, you are, to sit there and hear a woman insulted, and not one of you
+ man enough to take her part&mdash;cowards!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Sydney jackeroo rose impulsively, but Jack glanced at him, and he sat
+ down again. She covered her face with her hands and ran hysterically to
+ her room.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That afternoon another bushman arrived with a cheque, and shouted five
+ times running at a pound a shout, and at intervals during the rest of the
+ day when they weren't fighting or gambling.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Alice had &ldquo;got over her temper&rdquo; seemingly, and was even kind to the humble
+ and contrite Danny, who became painfully particular with his &ldquo;Thanky,
+ Alice&rdquo;&mdash;and afterwards offensive with his unnecessarily frequent
+ threats to smash the first man who insulted her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But let us draw the curtain close before that Sunday afternoon at
+ Stiffner's, and hold it tight. Behind it the great curse of the West is in
+ evidence, the chief trouble of unionism&mdash;drink, in its most selfish,
+ barren, and useless form.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ . . . . .
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ All was quiet at Stiffner's. It was after midnight, and Stiffner lay
+ dead-drunk on the broad of his back on the long moonlit verandah, with all
+ his patrons asleep around him in various grotesque positions. Stiffner's
+ ragged grey head was on a cushion, and a broad maudlin smile on his red,
+ drink-sodden face, the lower half of which was bordered by a dirty grey
+ beard, like that of a frilled lizard. The red handkerchief twisted round
+ his neck had a ghastly effect in the bright moonlight, making him look as
+ if his throat was cut. The smile was the one he went to sleep with when
+ his wife slipped the cushion under his head and thoughtfully removed the
+ loose change from about his person. Near him lay a heap that was Danny,
+ and spread over the bare boards were the others, some with heads pillowed
+ on their swags, and every man about as drunk as his neighbour. Yankee Jack
+ lay across the door of the barmaid's bedroom, with one arm bent under his
+ head, the other lying limp on the doorstep, his handsome face turned out
+ to the bright moonlight. The &ldquo;family&rdquo; were sound asleep in the detached
+ cottage, and Alice&mdash;the only capable person on the premises&mdash;was
+ left to put out the lamps and &ldquo;shut up&rdquo; for the night. She extinguished
+ the light in the bar, came out, locked the door, and picked her way among
+ and over the drunkards to the end of the verandah. She clasped her hands
+ behind her head, stretched herself, and yawned, and then stood for a few
+ moments looking out into the night, which softened the ragged line of
+ mulga to right and left, and veiled the awful horizon of that great plain
+ with which the &ldquo;traveller&rdquo; commenced, or ended, the thirty-mile &ldquo;dry
+ stretch&rdquo;. Then she moved towards her own door; before it she halted and
+ stood, with folded arms, looking down at the drunken Adonis at her feet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She breathed a long breath with a sigh in it, went round to the back, and
+ presently returned with a buggy-cushion, which she slipped under his head&mdash;her
+ face close to his&mdash;very close. Then she moved his arms gently off the
+ threshold, stepped across him into her room, and locked the door behind
+ her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was an uneasy movement in the heap that stood, or lay, for Danny. It
+ stretched out, turned over, struggled to its hands and knees, and became
+ an object. Then it crawled to the wall, against which it slowly and
+ painfully up-ended itself, and stood blinking round for the water-bag,
+ which hung from the verandah rafters in a line with its shapeless red
+ nose. It staggered forward, held on by the cords, felt round the edge of
+ the bag for the tot, and drank about a quart of water. Then it staggered
+ back against the wall, stood for a moment muttering and passing its hand
+ aimlessly over its poor ruined head, and finally collapsed into a
+ shapeless rum-smelling heap and slept once more.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The jackeroo at the end of the verandah had awakened from his drunken
+ sleep, but had not moved. He lay huddled on his side, with his head on the
+ swag; the whole length of the verandah was before him; his eyes were wide
+ open, but his face was in the shade. Now he rose painfully and stood on
+ the ground outside, with his hands in his pockets, and gazed out over the
+ open for a while. He breathed a long breath, too&mdash;with a groan in it.
+ Then he lifted his swag quietly from the end of the floor, shouldered it,
+ took up his water-bag and billy, and sneaked over the road, away from the
+ place, like a thief. He struck across the plain, and tramped on, hour
+ after hour, mile after mile, till the bright moon went down with a bright
+ star in attendance and the other bright stars waned, and he entered the
+ timber and tramped through it to the &ldquo;cleared road&rdquo;, which stretched far
+ and wide for twenty miles before him, with ghostly little dust-clouds at
+ short intervals ahead, where the frightened rabbits crossed it. And still
+ he went doggedly on, with the ghastly daylight on him&mdash;like a
+ swagman's ghost out late. And a mongrel followed faithfully all the time
+ unnoticed, and wondering, perhaps, at his master.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What was yer doin' to that girl yesterday?&rdquo; asked Danny of Yankee Jack
+ next evening, as they camped on the far side of the plain. &ldquo;What was you
+ chaps sayin' to Alice? I heerd her cryin' in her room last night.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But they reckoned that he had been too drunk to hear anything except an
+ invitation to come and have another drink; and so it passed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ The Hero of Redclay
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The &ldquo;boss-over-the-board&rdquo; was leaning with his back to the wall between
+ two shoots, reading a reference handed to him by a green-hand applying for
+ work as picker-up or woolroller&mdash;a shed rouseabout. It was terribly
+ hot. I was slipping past to the rolling-tables, carrying three fleeces to
+ save a journey; we were only supposed to carry two. The boss stopped me:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You've got three fleeces there, young man?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Notwithstanding the fact that I had just slipped a light ragged fleece
+ into the belly-wool and &ldquo;bits&rdquo; basket, I felt deeply injured, and
+ righteously and fiercely indignant at being pulled up. It was a fearfully
+ hot day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If I catch you carrying three fleeces again,&rdquo; said the boss quietly,
+ &ldquo;I'll give you the sack.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'll take it now if you like,&rdquo; I said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He nodded. &ldquo;You can go on picking-up in this man's place,&rdquo; he said to the
+ jackeroo, whose reference showed him to be a non-union man&mdash;a
+ &ldquo;free-labourer&rdquo;, as the pastoralists had it, or, in plain shed terms, &ldquo;a
+ blanky scab&rdquo;. He was now in the comfortable position of a non-unionist in
+ a union shed who had jumped into a sacked man's place.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Somehow the lurid sympathy of the men irritated me worse than the
+ boss-over-the-board had done. It must have been on account of the heat, as
+ Mitchell says. I was sick of the shed and the life. It was within a couple
+ of days of cut-out, so I told Mitchell&mdash;who was shearing&mdash;that
+ I'd camp up the Billabong and wait for him; got my cheque, rolled up my
+ swag, got three days' tucker from the cook, said so-long to him, and
+ tramped while the men were in the shed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I camped at the head of the Billabong where the track branched, one branch
+ running to Bourke, up the river, and the other out towards the Paroo&mdash;and
+ hell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ About ten o'clock the third morning Mitchell came along with his cheque
+ and his swag, and a new sheep-pup, and his quiet grin; and I wasn't too
+ pleased to see that he had a shearer called &ldquo;the Lachlan&rdquo; with him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Lachlan wasn't popular at the shed. He was a brooding, unsociable sort
+ of man, and it didn't make any difference to the chaps whether he had a
+ union ticket or not. It was pretty well known in the shed&mdash;there were
+ three or four chaps from the district he was reared in&mdash;that he'd
+ done five years hard for burglary. What surprised me was that Jack
+ Mitchell seemed thick with him; often, when the Lachlan was sitting
+ brooding and smoking by himself outside the hut after sunset, Mitchell
+ would perch on his heels alongside him and yarn. But no one else took
+ notice of anything Mitchell did out of the common.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Better camp with us till the cool of the evening,&rdquo; said Mitchell to the
+ Lachlan, as they slipped their swags. &ldquo;Plenty time for you to start after
+ sundown, if you're going to travel to-night.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So the Lachlan was going to travel all night and on a different track. I
+ felt more comfortable, and put the billy on. I did not care so much what
+ he'd been or had done, but I was green and soft yet, and his presence
+ embarrassed me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They talked shearing, sheds, tracks, and a little unionism&mdash;the
+ Lachlan speaking in a quiet voice and with a lot of sound, common sense,
+ it seemed to me. He was tall and gaunt, and might have been thirty, or
+ even well on in the forties. His eyes were dark brown and deep set, and
+ had something of the dead-earnest sad expression you saw in the eyes of
+ union leaders and secretaries&mdash;the straight men of the strikes of '90
+ and '91. I fancied once or twice I saw in his eyes the sudden furtive look
+ of the &ldquo;bad egg&rdquo; when a mounted trooper is spotted near the shed; but
+ perhaps this was prejudice. And with it all there was about the Lachlan
+ something of the man who has lost all he had and the chances of all he was
+ ever likely to have, and is past feeling, or caring, or flaring up&mdash;past
+ getting mad about anything&mdash;something, all the same, that warned men
+ not to make free with him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He and Mitchell fished along the Billabong all the afternoon; I fished a
+ little, and lay about the camp and read. I had an instinct that the
+ Lachlan saw I didn't cotton on to his camping with us, though he wasn't
+ the sort of man to show what he saw or felt. After tea, and a smoke at
+ sunset, he shouldered his swag, nodded to me as if I was an accidental but
+ respectful stranger at a funeral that belonged to him, and took the
+ outside track. Mitchell walked along the track with him for a mile or so,
+ while I poked round and got some boughs down for a bed, and fed and
+ studied the collie pup that Jack had bought from the shearers' cook.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I saw them stop and shake hands out on the dusty clearing, and they seemed
+ to take a long time about it; then Mitchell started back, and the other
+ began to dwindle down to a black peg and then to a dot on the sandy plain,
+ that had just a hint of dusk and dreamy far-away gloaming on it between
+ the change from glaring day to hard, bare, broad moonlight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I thought Mitchell was sulky, or had got the blues, when he came back; he
+ lay on his elbow smoking, with his face turned from the camp towards the
+ plain. After a bit I got wild&mdash;if Mitchell was going to go on like
+ that he might as well have taken his swag and gone with the Lachlan. I
+ don't know exactly what was the matter with me that day, and at last I
+ made up my mind to bring the thing to a head.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You seem mighty thick with the Lachlan,&rdquo; I said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, what's the matter with that?&rdquo; asked Mitchell. &ldquo;It ain't the first
+ felon I've been on speaking terms with. I borrowed half-a-caser off a
+ murderer once, when I was in a hole and had no one else to go to; and the
+ murderer hadn't served his time, neither. I've got nothing against the
+ Lachlan, except that he's a white man and bears a faint family resemblance
+ to a certain branch of my tribe.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I rolled out my swag on the boughs, got my pipe, tobacco, and matches
+ handy in the crown of a spare hat, and lay down.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mitchell got up, re-lit his pipe at the fire, and mooned round for a
+ while, with his hands behind him, kicking sticks out of the road, looking
+ out over the plain, down along the Billabong, and up through the mulga
+ branches at the stars; then he comforted the pup a bit, shoved the fire
+ together with his toe, stood the tea-billy on the coals, and came and
+ squatted on the sand by my head.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Joe! I'll tell you a yarn.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All right; fire away! Has it got anything to do with the Lachlan?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No. It's got nothing to do with the Lachlan now; but it's about a chap he
+ knew. Don't you ever breathe a word of this to the Lachlan or anyone, or
+ he'll get on to me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All right. Go ahead.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You know I've been a good many things in my time. I did a deal of
+ house-painting at one time; I was a pretty smart brush hand, and made
+ money at it. Well, I had a run of work at a place called Redclay, on the
+ Lachlan side. You know the sort of town&mdash;two pubs, a general store, a
+ post office, a blacksmith's shop, a police station, a branch bank, and a
+ dozen private weatherboard boxes on piles, with galvanized-iron tops,
+ besides the humpies. There was a paper there, too, called the 'Redclay
+ Advertiser' (with which was incorporated the 'Geebung Chronicle'), and a
+ Roman Catholic church, a Church of England, and a Wesleyan chapel. Now you
+ see more of private life in the house-painting line than in any other&mdash;bar
+ plumbing and gasfitting; but I'll tell you about my house-painting
+ experiences some other time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There was a young chap named Jack Drew editing the 'Advertiser' then. He
+ belonged to the district, but had been sent to Sydney to a grammar school
+ when he was a boy. He was between twenty-five and thirty; had knocked
+ round a good deal, and gone the pace in Sydney. He got on as a boy
+ reporter on one of the big dailies; he had brains and could write rings
+ round a good many, but he got in with a crowd that called themselves
+ 'Bohemians', and the drink got a hold on him. The paper stuck to him as
+ long as it could (for the sake of his brains), but they had to sack him at
+ last.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He went out back, as most of them do, to try and work out their
+ salvation, and knocked round amongst the sheds. He 'picked up' in one shed
+ where I was shearing, and we carried swags together for a couple of
+ months. Then he went back to the Lachlan side, and prospected amongst the
+ old fields round there with his elder brother Tom, who was all there was
+ left of his family. Tom, by the way, broke his heart digging Jack out of a
+ cave in a drive they were working, and died a few minutes after the
+ rescue. [*] But that's another yarn. Jack Drew had a bad spree after that;
+ then he went to Sydney again, got on his old paper, went to the dogs, and
+ a Parliamentary push that owned some city fly-blisters and country papers
+ sent him up to edit the 'Advertiser' at two quid a week. He drank again,
+ and no wonder&mdash;you don't know what it is to run a 'Geebung Advocate'
+ or 'Mudgee Budgee Chronicle', and live there. He was about the same build
+ as the Lachlan, but stouter, and had something the same kind of eyes; but
+ he was ordinarily as careless and devil-may-care as the Lachlan is grumpy
+ and quiet.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * See &ldquo;When the Sun Went Down&rdquo;, in &ldquo;While the
+ Billy Boils&rdquo;.&mdash;
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There was a doctor there, called Dr. Lebinski. They said he was a Polish
+ exile. He was fifty or sixty, a tall man, with the set of an old soldier
+ when he stood straight; but he mostly walked with his hands behind him,
+ studying the ground. Jack Drew caught that trick off him towards the end.
+ They were chums in a gloomy way, and kept to themselves&mdash;they were
+ the only two men with brains in that town. They drank and fought the drink
+ together. The Doctor was too gloomy and impatient over little things to be
+ popular. Jack Drew talked too straight in the paper, and in spite of his
+ proprietors&mdash;about pub spieling and such things&mdash;and was too
+ sarcastic in his progress committee, town council, and toady reception
+ reports. The Doctor had a hawk's nose, pointed grizzled beard and
+ moustache, and steely-grey eyes with a haunted look in them sometimes
+ (especially when he glanced at you sideways), as if he loathed his fellow
+ men, and couldn't always hide it; or as if you were the spirit of morphia
+ or opium, or a dead girl he'd wronged in his youth&mdash;or whatever his
+ devil was, beside drink. He was clever, and drink had brought him down to
+ Redclay.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The bank manager was a heavy snob named Browne. He complained of being a
+ bit dull of hearing in one ear&mdash;after you'd yelled at him three or
+ four times; sometimes I've thought he was as deaf as a book-keeper in
+ both. He had a wife and youngsters, but they were away on a visit while I
+ was working in Redclay. His niece&mdash;or, rather, his wife's niece&mdash;a
+ girl named Ruth Wilson, did the housekeeping. She was an orphan, adopted
+ by her aunt, and was general slavey and scape-goat to the family&mdash;especially
+ to the brats, as is often the case. She was rather pretty, and lady-like,
+ and kept to herself. The women and girls called her Miss Wilson, and
+ didn't like her. Most of the single men&mdash;and some of the married
+ ones, perhaps&mdash;were gone on her, but hadn't the brains or the pluck
+ to bear up and try their luck. I was gone worse than any, I think, but had
+ too much experience or common sense. She was very good to me&mdash;used to
+ hand me out cups of tea and plates of sandwiches, or bread and butter, or
+ cake, mornings and afternoons the whole time I was painting the bank. The
+ Doctor had known her people and was very kind to her. She was about the
+ only woman&mdash;for she was more woman than girl&mdash;that he'd brighten
+ up and talk for. Neither he nor Jack Drew were particularly friendly with
+ Browne or his push.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The banker, the storekeeper, one of the publicans, the butcher (a popular
+ man with his hands in his pockets, his hat on the back of his head, and
+ nothing in it), the postmaster, and his toady, the lightning squirter,
+ were the scrub-aristocracy. The rest were crawlers, mostly pub spielers
+ and bush larrikins, and the women were hags and larrikinesses. The town
+ lived on cheque-men from the surrounding bush. It was a nice little place,
+ taking it all round.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I remember a ball at the local town hall, where the scrub aristocrats
+ took one end of the room to dance in and the ordinary scum the other. It
+ was a saving in music. Some day an Australian writer will come along
+ who'll remind the critics and readers of Dickens, Carlyle, and Thackeray
+ mixed, and he'll do justice to these little customs of ours in the little
+ settled-district towns of Democratic Australia. This sort of thing came to
+ a head one New Year's Night at Redclay, when there was a 'public' ball and
+ peace on earth and good will towards all men&mdash;mostly on account of a
+ railway to Redclay being surveyed. We were all there. They'd got the Doc.
+ out of his shell to act as M.C.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;One of the aristocrats was the daughter of the local storekeeper; she
+ belonged to the lawn-tennis clique, and they WERE select. For some reason
+ or other&mdash;because she looked upon Miss Wilson as a slavey, or on
+ account of a fancied slight, or the heat working on ignorance, or on
+ account of something that comes over girls and women that no son of sin
+ can account for&mdash;this Miss Tea-'n'-sugar tossed her head and refused
+ Miss Wilson's hand in the first set and so broke the ladies' chain and the
+ dance. Then there was a to-do. The Doctor held up his hand to stop the
+ music, and said, very quietly, that he must call upon Miss So-and-so to
+ apologise to Miss Wilson&mdash;or resign the chair. After a lot of fuss
+ the girl did apologise in a snappy way that was another insult. Jack Drew
+ gave Miss Wilson his arm and marched her off without a word&mdash;I saw
+ she was almost crying. Some one said, 'Oh, let's go on with the dance.'
+ The Doctor flashed round on them, but they were too paltry for him, so he
+ turned on his heel and went out without a word. But I was beneath them
+ again in social standing, so there was nothing to prevent me from making a
+ few well-chosen remarks on things in general&mdash;which I did; and broke
+ up that ball, and broke some heads afterwards, and got myself a good deal
+ of hatred and respect, and two sweethearts; and lost all the jobs I was
+ likely to get, except at the bank, the Doctor's, and the Royal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;One day it was raining&mdash;general rain for a week. Rain, rain, rain,
+ over ridge and scrub and galvanised iron and into the dismal creeks. I'd
+ done all my inside work, except a bit under the Doctor's verandah, where
+ he'd been having some patching and altering done round the glass doors of
+ his surgery, where he consulted his patients. I didn't want to lose time.
+ It was a Monday and no day for the Royal, and there was no dust, so it was
+ a good day for varnishing. I took a pot and brush and went along to give
+ the Doctor's doors a coat of varnish. The Doctor and Drew were inside with
+ a fire, drinking whisky and smoking, but I didn't know that when I started
+ work. The rain roared on the iron roof like the sea. All of a sudden it
+ held up for a minute, and I heard their voices. The doctor had been
+ shouting on account of the rain, and forgot to lower his voice. 'Look
+ here, Jack Drew,' he said, 'there are only two things for you to do if you
+ have any regard for that girl; one is to stop this' (the liquor I suppose
+ he meant) 'and pull yourself together; and I don't think you'll do that&mdash;I
+ know men. The other is to throw up the 'Advertiser'&mdash;it's doing you
+ no good&mdash;and clear out.' 'I won't do that,' says Drew. 'Then shoot
+ yourself,' said the Doctor. '(There's another flask in the cupboard). You
+ know what this hole is like.... She's a good true girl&mdash;a girl as God
+ made her. I knew her father and mother, and I tell you, Jack, I'd sooner
+ see her dead than....' The roof roared again. I felt a bit delicate about
+ the business and didn't like to disturb them, so I knocked off for the
+ day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;About a week before that I was down in the bed of the Redclay Creek
+ fishing for 'tailers'. I'd been getting on all right with the housemaid at
+ the 'Royal'&mdash;she used to have plates of pudding and hot pie for me on
+ the big gridiron arrangement over the kitchen range; and after the third
+ tuck-out I thought it was good enough to do a bit of a bear-up in that
+ direction. She mentioned one day, yarning, that she liked a stroll by the
+ creek sometimes in the cool of the evening. I thought she'd be off that
+ day, so I said I'd go for a fish after I'd knocked off. I thought I might
+ get a bite. Anyway, I didn't catch Lizzie&mdash;tell you about that some
+ other time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It was Sunday. I'd been fishing for Lizzie about an hour when I saw a
+ skirt on the bank out of the tail of my eye&mdash;and thought I'd got a
+ bite, sure. But I was had. It was Miss Wilson strolling along the bank in
+ the sunset, all by her pretty self. She was a slight girl, not very tall,
+ with reddish frizzled hair, grey eyes, and small, pretty features. She
+ spoke as if she had more brains than the average, and had been better
+ educated. Jack Drew was the only young man in Redclay she could talk to,
+ or who could talk to a girl like her; and that was the whole trouble in a
+ nutshell. The newspaper office was next to the bank, and I'd seen her hand
+ cups of tea and cocoa over the fence to his office window more than once,
+ and sometimes they yarned for a while.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She said, 'Good morning, Mr. Mitchell.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I said, 'Good morning, Miss.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There's some girls I can't talk to like I'd talk to other girls. She
+ asked me if I'd caught any fish, and I said, 'No, Miss.' She asked me if
+ it wasn't me down there fishing with Mr. Drew the other evening, and I
+ said, 'Yes&mdash;it was me.' Then presently she asked me straight if he
+ was fishing down the creek that afternoon? I guessed they'd been down
+ fishing for each other before. I said, 'No, I thought he was out of town.'
+ I knew he was pretty bad at the Royal. I asked her if she'd like to have a
+ try with my line, but she said No, thanks, she must be going; and she went
+ off up the creek. I reckoned Jack Drew had got a bite and landed her. I
+ felt a bit sorry for her, too.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The next Saturday evening after the rainy Monday at the Doctor's, I went
+ down to fish for tailers&mdash;and Lizzie. I went down under the banks to
+ where there was a big she-oak stump half in the water, going quietly, with
+ an idea of not frightening the fish. I was just unwinding the line from my
+ rod, when I noticed the end of another rod sticking out from the other
+ side of the stump; and while I watched it was dropped into the water. Then
+ I heard a murmur, and craned my neck round the back of the stump to see
+ who it was. I saw the back view of Jack Drew and Miss Wilson; he had his
+ arm round her waist, and her head was on his shoulder. She said, 'I WILL
+ trust you, Jack&mdash;I know you'll give up the drink for my sake. And
+ I'll help you, and we'll be so happy!' or words in that direction. A
+ thunderstorm was coming on. The sky had darkened up with a great
+ blue-black storm-cloud rushing over, and they hadn't noticed it. I didn't
+ mind, and the fish bit best in a storm. But just as she said 'happy' came
+ a blinding flash and a crash that shook the ridges, and the first drops
+ came peltering down. They jumped up and climbed the bank, while I perched
+ on the she-oak roots over the water to be out of sight as they passed.
+ Half way to the town I saw them standing in the shelter of an old stone
+ chimney that stood alone. He had his overcoat round her and was sheltering
+ her from the wind....&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Smoke-oh, Joe. The tea's stewing.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mitchell got up, stretched himself, and brought the billy and pint-pots to
+ the head of my camp. The moon had grown misty. The plain horizon had
+ closed in. A couple of boughs, hanging from the gnarled and blasted timber
+ over the billabong, were the perfect shapes of two men hanging side by
+ side. Mitchell scratched the back of his neck and looked down at the pup
+ curled like a glob of mud on the sand in the moonlight, and an idea struck
+ him. He got a big old felt hat he had, lifted his pup, nose to tail,
+ fitted it in the hat, shook it down, holding the hat by the brim, and
+ stood the hat near the head of his doss, out of the moonlight. &ldquo;He might
+ get moonstruck,&rdquo; said Mitchell, &ldquo;and I don't want that pup to be a
+ genius.&rdquo; The pup seemed perfectly satisfied with this new arrangement.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Have a smoke,&rdquo; said Mitchell. &ldquo;You see,&rdquo; he added, with a sly grin, &ldquo;I've
+ got to make up the yarn as I go along, and it's hard work. It seems to
+ begin to remind me of yarns your grandmother or aunt tells of things that
+ happened when she was a girl&mdash;but those yarns are true. You won't
+ have to listen long now; I'm well on into the second volume.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;After the storm I hurried home to the tent&mdash;I was batching with a
+ carpenter. I changed my clothes, made a fire in the fire-bucket with
+ shavings and ends of soft wood, boiled the billy, and had a cup of coffee.
+ It was Saturday night. My mate was at the Royal; it was cold and dismal in
+ the tent, and there was nothing to read, so I reckoned I might as well go
+ up to the Royal, too, and put in the time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I had to pass the Bank on the way. It was the usual weatherboard box with
+ a galvanised iron top&mdash;four rooms and a passage, and a detached
+ kitchen and wash-house at the back; the front room to the right (behind
+ the office) was the family bedroom, and the one opposite it was the living
+ room. The 'Advertiser' office was next door. Jack Drew camped in a
+ skillion room behind his printing office, and had his meals at the Royal.
+ I noticed the storm had taken a sheet of iron off the skillion, and
+ supposed he'd sleep at the Royal that night. Next to the 'Advertiser'
+ office was the police station (still called the Police Camp) and the
+ Courthouse. Next was the Imperial Hotel, where the scrub aristocrats went.
+ There was a vacant allotment on the other side of the Bank, and I took a
+ short cut across this to the Royal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They'd forgotten to pull down the blind of the dining-room window, and I
+ happened to glance through and saw she had Jack Drew in there and was
+ giving him a cup of tea. He had a bad cold, I remember, and I suppose his
+ health had got precious to her, poor girl. As I glanced she stepped to the
+ window and pulled down the blind, which put me out of face a bit&mdash;though,
+ of course, she hadn't seen me. I was rather surprised at her having Jack
+ in there, till I heard that the banker, the postmaster, the constable, and
+ some others were making a night of it at the Imperial, as they'd been
+ doing pretty often lately&mdash;and went on doing till there was a blow-up
+ about it, and the constable got transferred Out Back. I used to drink my
+ share then. We smoked and played cards and yarned and filled 'em up again
+ at the Royal till after one in the morning. Then I started home.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'd finished giving the Bank a couple of coats of stone-colour that week,
+ and was cutting in in dark colour round the spouting, doors, and
+ window-frames that Saturday. My head was pretty clear going home, and as I
+ passed the place it struck me that I'd left out the only varnish brush I
+ had. I'd been using it to give the sashes a coat of varnish colour, and
+ remembered that I'd left it on one of the window-sills&mdash;the sill of
+ her bedroom window, as it happened. I knew I'd sleep in next day, Sunday,
+ and guessed it would be hot, and I didn't want the varnish tool to get
+ spoiled; so I reckoned I'd slip in through the side gate, get it, and take
+ it home to camp and put it in oil. The window sash was jammed, I remember,
+ and I hadn't been able to get it up more than a couple of inches to paint
+ the runs of the sash. The grass grew up close under the window, and I
+ slipped in quietly. I noticed the sash was still up a couple of inches.
+ Just as I grabbed the brush I heard low voices inside&mdash;Ruth Wilson's
+ and Jack Drew's&mdash;in her room.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The surprise sent about a pint of beer up into my throat in a lump. I
+ tip-toed away out of there. Just as I got clear of the gate I saw the
+ banker being helped home by a couple of cronies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I went home to the camp and turned in, but I couldn't sleep. I lay think&mdash;think&mdash;thinking,
+ till I thought all the drink out of my head. I'd brought a bottle of ale
+ home to last over Sunday, and I drank that. It only made matters worse. I
+ didn't know how I felt&mdash;I&mdash;well, I felt as if I was as good a
+ man as Jack Drew&mdash;I&mdash;you see I've&mdash;you might think it soft&mdash;but
+ I loved that girl, not as I've been gone on other girls, but in the
+ old-fashioned, soft, honest, hopeless, far-away sort of way; and now, to
+ tell the straight truth, I thought I might have had her. You lose a thing
+ through being too straight or sentimental, or not having enough cheek; and
+ another man comes along with more brass in his blood and less sentimental
+ rot and takes it up&mdash;and the world respects him; and you feel in your
+ heart that you're a weaker man than he is. Why, part of the time I must
+ have felt like a man does when a better man runs away with his wife. But
+ I'd drunk a lot, and was upset and lonely-feeling that night.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, but Redclay had a tremendous sensation next day! Jack Drew, of all
+ the men in the world, had been caught in the act of robbing the bank.
+ According to Browne's account in court and in the newspapers, he returned
+ home that night at about twelve o'clock (which I knew was a lie, for I saw
+ him being helped home nearer two) and immediately retired to rest (on top
+ of the quilt, boots and all, I suppose). Some time before daybreak he was
+ roused by a fancied noise (I suppose it was his head swelling); he rose,
+ turned up a night lamp (he hadn't lit it, I'll swear), and went through
+ the dining-room passage and office to investigate (for whisky and water).
+ He saw that the doors and windows were secure, returned to bed, and fell
+ asleep again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There is something in a deaf person's being roused easily. I know the
+ case of a deaf chap who'd start up at a step or movement in the house when
+ no one else could hear or feel it; keen sense of vibration, I reckon.
+ Well, just at daybreak (to shorten the yarn) the banker woke suddenly, he
+ said, and heard a crack like a shot in the house. There was a loose
+ flooring-board in the passage that went off like a pistol-shot sometimes
+ when you trod on it; and I guess Jack Drew trod on it, sneaking out, and
+ he weighed nearly twelve stone. If the truth were known, he probably heard
+ Browne poking round, tried the window, found the sash jammed, and was
+ slipping through the passage to the back door. Browne got his revolver,
+ opened his door suddenly, and caught Drew standing between the girl's door
+ (which was shut) and the office door, with his coat on his arm and his
+ boots in his hands. Browne covered him with his revolver, swore he'd shoot
+ if he moved, and yelled for help. Drew stood a moment like a man stunned;
+ then he rushed Browne, and in the struggle the revolver went off, and Drew
+ got hit in the arm. Two of the mounted troopers&mdash;who'd been up
+ looking to the horses for an early start somewhere&mdash;rushed in then,
+ and took Drew. He had nothing to say. What could he say? He couldn't say
+ he was a blackguard who'd taken advantage of a poor unprotected girl
+ because she loved him. They found the back door unlocked, by the way,
+ which was put down to the burglar; of course Browne couldn't explain that
+ he came home too muddled to lock doors after him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And the girl? She shrieked and fell when the row started, and they found
+ her like a log on the floor of her room after it was over.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They found in Jack's overcoat pocket a parcel containing a cold chisel,
+ small screw-wrench, file, and one or two other things that he'd bought
+ that evening to tinker up the old printing press. I knew that, because I'd
+ lent him a hand a few nights before, and he told me he'd have to get the
+ tools. They found some scratches round the key-hole and knob of the office
+ door that I'd made myself, scraping old splashes of paint off the brass
+ and hand-plate so as to make a clean finish. Oh, it taught me the value of
+ circumstantial evidence! If I was judge I wouldn't give a man till the
+ 'risin' av the coort' on it, any more than I would on the bare word of the
+ noblest woman breathing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;At the preliminary examination Jack Drew said he was guilty. But it
+ seemed that, according to law, he couldn't be guilty until after he was
+ committed. So he was committed for trial at the next Quarter Sessions. The
+ excitement and gabble were worse than the Dean case, or Federation, and
+ sickened me, for they were all on the wrong track. You lose a lot of life
+ through being behind the scenes. But they cooled down presently to wait
+ for the trial.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They thought it best to take the girl away from the place where she'd got
+ the shock; so the Doctor took her to his house, where he had an old
+ housekeeper who was as deaf as a post&mdash;a first class recommendation
+ for a housekeeper anywhere. He got a nurse from Sydney to attend on Ruth
+ Wilson, and no one except he and the nurse were allowed to go near her.
+ She lay like dead, they said, except when she had to be held down raving;
+ brain fever, they said, brought on by the shock of the attempted burglary
+ and pistol shot. Dr. Lebinski had another doctor up from Sydney at his own
+ expense, but nothing could save her&mdash;and perhaps it was as well. She
+ might have finished her life in a lunatic asylum. They were going to send
+ her to Sydney, to a brain hospital; but she died a week before the
+ Sessions. She was right-headed for an hour, they said, and asking all the
+ time for Jack. The Doctor told her he was all right and was coming&mdash;and,
+ waiting and listening for him, she died.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The case was black enough against Drew now. I knew he wouldn't have the
+ pluck to tell the truth now, even if he was that sort of a man. I didn't
+ know what to do, so I spoke to the Doctor straight. I caught him coming
+ out of the Royal, and walked along the road with him a bit. I suppose he
+ thought I was going to show cause why his doors ought to have another coat
+ of varnish.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Hallo, Mitchell!' he said, 'how's painting?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Doctor!' I said, 'what am I going to do about this business?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'What business?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Jack Drew's.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He looked at me sideways&mdash;the swift haunted look. Then he walked on
+ without a word, for half a dozen yards, hands behind, and studying the
+ dust. Then he asked, quite quietly:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Do you know the truth?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Yes!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;About a dozen yards this time; then he said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I'll see him in the morning, and see you afterwards,' and he shook hands
+ and went on home.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Next day he came to me where I was doing a job on a step ladder. He
+ leaned his elbow against the steps for a moment, and rubbed his hand over
+ his forehead, as if it ached and he was tired.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I've seen him, Mitchell,' he said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Yes.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'You were mates with him, once, Out Back?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I was.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'You know Drew's hand-writing?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I should think so.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He laid a leaf from a pocketbook on top of the steps. I read the message
+ written in pencil:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'To Jack Mitchell.&mdash;We were mates on the track. If you know anything
+ of my affair, don't give it away.&mdash;J. D.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I tore the leaf and dropped the bits into the paint-pot.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'That's all right, Doctor,' I said; 'but is there no way?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'None.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He turned away, wearily. He'd knocked about so much over the world that
+ he was past bothering about explaining things or being surprised at
+ anything. But he seemed to get a new idea about me; he came back to the
+ steps again, and watched my brush for a while, as if he was thinking, in a
+ broody sort of way, of throwing up his practice and going in for
+ house-painting. Then he said, slowly and deliberately:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'If she&mdash;the girl&mdash;had lived, we might have tried to fix it up
+ quietly. That's what I was hoping for. I don't see how we can help him
+ now, even if he'd let us. He would never have spoken, anyway. We must let
+ it go on, and after the trial I'll go to Sydney and see what I can do at
+ headquarters. It's too late now. You understand, Mitchell?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Yes. I've thought it out.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then he went away towards the Royal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And what could Jack Drew or we do? Study it out whatever way you like.
+ There was only one possible chance to help him, and that was to go to the
+ judge; and the judge that happened to be on that circuit was a man who&mdash;even
+ if he did listen to the story and believe it&mdash;would have felt
+ inclined to give Jack all the more for what he was charged with. Browne
+ was out of the question. The day before the trial I went for a long walk
+ in the bush, but couldn't hit on anything that the Doctor might have
+ missed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I was in the court&mdash;I couldn't keep away. The Doctor was there too.
+ There wasn't so much of a change in Jack as I expected, only he had the
+ gaol white in his face already. He stood fingering the rail, as if it was
+ the edge of a table on a platform and he was a tired and bored and sleepy
+ chairman waiting to propose a vote of thanks.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The only well-known man in Australia who reminds me of Mitchell is Bland
+ Holt, the comedian. Mitchell was about as good hearted as Bland Holt, too,
+ under it all; but he was bigger and roughened by the bush. But he seemed
+ to be taking a heavy part to-night, for, towards the end of his yarn, he
+ got up and walked up and down the length of my bed, dropping the sentences
+ as he turned towards me. He'd folded his arms high and tight, and his face
+ in the moonlight was&mdash;well, it was very different from his careless
+ tone of voice. He was like&mdash;like an actor acting tragedy and talking
+ comedy. Mitchell went on, speaking quickly&mdash;his voice seeming to
+ harden:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ . . . . .
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The charge was read out&mdash;I forget how it went&mdash;it sounded like
+ a long hymn being given out. Jack pleaded guilty. Then he straightened up
+ for the first time and looked round the court, with a calm, disinterested
+ look&mdash;as if we were all strangers and he was noting the size of the
+ meeting. And&mdash;it's a funny world, ain't it?&mdash;everyone of us
+ shifted or dropped his eyes, just as if we were the felons and Jack the
+ judge. Everyone except the Doctor; he looked at Jack and Jack looked at
+ him. Then the Doctor smiled&mdash;I can't describe it&mdash;and Drew
+ smiled back. It struck me afterwards that I should have been in that
+ smile. Then the Doctor did what looked like a strange thing&mdash;stood
+ like a soldier with his hands to Attention. I'd noticed that, whenever
+ he'd made up his mind to do a thing, he dropped his hands to his sides: it
+ was a sign that he couldn't be moved. Now he slowly lifted his hand to his
+ forehead, palm out, saluted the prisoner, turned on his heel, and marched
+ from the court-room. 'He's boozin' again,' someone whispered. 'He's got a
+ touch of 'em.' 'My oath, he's ratty!' said someone else. One of the traps
+ said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Arder in the car-rt!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The judge gave it to Drew red-hot on account of the burglary being the
+ cause of the girl's death and the sorrow in a respectable family; then he
+ gave him five years' hard.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It gave me a lot of confidence in myself to see the law of the land
+ barking up the wrong tree, while only I and the Doctor and the prisoner
+ knew it. But I've found out since then that the law is often the only one
+ that knows it's barking up the wrong tree.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ . . . . .
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Mitchell prepared to turn in.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And what about Drew,&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, he did his time, or most of it. The Doctor went to headquarters, but
+ either a drunken doctor from a geebung town wasn't of much account, or
+ they weren't taking any romance just then at headquarters. So the Doctor
+ came back, drank heavily, and one frosty morning they found him on his
+ back on the bank of the creek, with his face like note-paper where the
+ blood hadn't dried on it, and an old pistol in his hand&mdash;that he'd
+ used, they said, to shoot Cossacks from horseback when he was a young dude
+ fighting in the bush in Poland.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mitchell lay silent a good while; then he yawned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, well! It's a lonely track the Lachlan's tramping to-night; but I
+ s'pose he's got his ghosts with him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I'd been puzzling for the last half-hour to think where I'd met or heard
+ of Jack Drew; now it flashed on me that I'd been told that Jack Drew was
+ the Lachlan's real name.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I lay awake thinking a long time, and wished Mitchell had kept his yarn
+ for daytime. I felt&mdash;well, I felt as if the Lachlan's story should
+ have been played in the biggest theatre in the world, by the greatest
+ actors, with music for the intervals and situations&mdash;deep, strong
+ music, such as thrills and lifts a man from his boot soles. And when I got
+ to sleep I hadn't slept a moment, it seemed to me, when I started wide
+ awake to see those infernal hanging boughs with a sort of nightmare idea
+ that the Lachlan hadn't gone, or had come back, and he and Mitchell had
+ hanged themselves sociably&mdash;Mitchell for sympathy and the sake of
+ mateship.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But Mitchell was sleeping peacefully, in spite of a path of moonlight
+ across his face&mdash;and so was the pup.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ The Darling River
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The Darling&mdash;which is either a muddy gutter or a second Mississippi&mdash;is
+ about six times as long as the distance, in a straight line, from its head
+ to its mouth. The state of the river is vaguely but generally understood
+ to depend on some distant and foreign phenomena to which bushmen refer in
+ an off-hand tone of voice as &ldquo;the Queenslan' rains&rdquo;, which seem to be held
+ responsible, in a general way, for most of the out-back trouble.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It takes less than a year to go up stream by boat to Walgett or Bourke in
+ a dry season; but after the first three months the passengers generally go
+ ashore and walk. They get sick of being stuck in the same sort of place,
+ in the same old way; they grow weary of seeing the same old &ldquo;whaler&rdquo; drop
+ his swag on the bank opposite whenever the boat ties up for wood; they get
+ tired of lending him tobacco, and listening to his ideas, which are
+ limited in number and narrow in conception.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It shortens the journey to get out and walk; but then you will have to
+ wait so long for your luggage&mdash;unless you hump it with you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We heard of a man who determined to stick to a Darling boat and travel the
+ whole length of the river. He was a newspaper man. He started on his
+ voyage of discovery one Easter in flood-time, and a month later the
+ captain got bushed between the Darling and South Australian border. The
+ waters went away before he could find the river again, and left his boat
+ in a scrub. They had a cargo of rations, and the crew stuck to the craft
+ while the tucker lasted; when it gave out they rolled up their swags and
+ went to look for a station, but didn't find one. The captain would study
+ his watch and the sun, rig up dials and make out courses, and follow them
+ without success. They ran short of water, and didn't smell any for weeks;
+ they suffered terrible privations, and lost three of their number, NOT
+ including the newspaper liar. There are even dark hints considering the
+ drawing of lots in connection with something too terrible to mention. They
+ crossed a thirty-mile plain at last, and sighted a black gin. She led them
+ to a boundary rider's hut, where they were taken in and provided with
+ rations and rum.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Later on a syndicate was formed to explore the country and recover the
+ boat; but they found her thirty miles from the river and about eighteen
+ from the nearest waterhole deep enough to float her, so they left her
+ there. She's there still, or else the man that told us about it is the
+ greatest liar Out Back.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ . . . . .
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Imagine the hull of a North Shore ferry boat, blunted a little at the ends
+ and cut off about a foot below the water-line, and parallel to it, then
+ you will have something shaped somewhat like the hull of a Darling
+ mud-rooter. But the river boat is much stronger. The boat we were on was
+ built and repaired above deck after the different ideas of many bush
+ carpenters, of whom the last seemed by his work to have regarded the
+ original plan with a contempt only equalled by his disgust at the work of
+ the last carpenter but one. The wheel was boxed in, mostly with round
+ sapling-sticks fastened to the frame with bunches of nails and spikes of
+ all shapes and sizes, most of them bent. The general result was decidedly
+ picturesque in its irregularity, but dangerous to the mental welfare of
+ any passenger who was foolish enough to try to comprehend the design; for
+ it seemed as though every carpenter had taken the opportunity to work in a
+ little abstract idea of his own.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The way they &ldquo;dock&rdquo; a Darling River boat is beautiful for its simplicity.
+ They choose a place where there are two stout trees about the boat's
+ length apart, and standing on a line parallel to the river. They fix
+ pulley-blocks to the trees, lay sliding planks down into the water, fasten
+ a rope to one end of the steamer, and take the other end through the block
+ attached to the tree and thence back aboard a second steamer; then they
+ carry a rope similarly from the other end through the block on the second
+ tree, and aboard a third boat. At a given signal one boat leaves for
+ Wentworth, and the other starts for the Queensland border. The consequence
+ is that craft number one climbs the bank amid the cheers of the local
+ loafers, who congregate and watch the proceedings with great interest and
+ approval. The crew pitch tents, and set to work on the hull, which looks
+ like a big, rough shallow box.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ . . . . .
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We once travelled on the Darling for a hundred miles or so on a boat
+ called the 'Mud Turtle'&mdash;at least, that's what WE called her. She
+ might reasonably have haunted the Mississippi fifty years ago. She didn't
+ seem particular where she went, or whether she started again or stopped
+ for good after getting stuck. Her machinery sounded like a chapter of
+ accidents and was always out of order, but she got along all the same,
+ provided the steersman kept her off the bank.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Her skipper was a young man, who looked more like a drover than a sailor,
+ and the crew bore a greater resemblance to the unemployed than to any
+ other body we know of, except that they looked a little more independent.
+ They seemed clannish, too, with an unemployed or free-labour sort of
+ isolation. We have an idea that they regarded our personal appearance with
+ contempt.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ . . . . .
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Above Louth we picked up a &ldquo;whaler&rdquo;, who came aboard for the sake of
+ society and tobacco. Not that he hoped to shorten his journey; he had no
+ destination. He told us many reckless and unprincipled lies, and gave us a
+ few ornamental facts. One of them took our fancy, and impressed us&mdash;with
+ its beautiful simplicity, I suppose. He said: &ldquo;Some miles above where the
+ Darlin' and the Warrygo runs inter each other, there's a billygong runnin'
+ right across between the two rivers and makin' a sort of tryhangular
+ hyland; 'n' I can tel'yer a funny thing about it.&rdquo; Here he paused to light
+ his pipe. &ldquo;Now,&rdquo; he continued, impressively, jerking the match overboard,
+ &ldquo;when the Darlin's up, and the Warrygo's LOW, the billygong runs from the
+ Darlin' into the WARRYGO; AND, when the Warrygo's up 'n' the Darlin's
+ down, the waters runs FROM the Warrygo 'n' inter the Darlin'.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What could be more simple?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The steamer was engaged to go up a billabong for a load of shearers from a
+ shed which was cutting out; and first it was necessary to tie up in the
+ river and discharge the greater portion of the cargo in order that the
+ boat might safely negotiate the shallow waters. A local fisherman, who
+ volunteered to act as pilot, was taken aboard, and after he was outside
+ about a pint of whisky he seemed to have the greatest confidence in his
+ ability to take us to hell, or anywhere else&mdash;at least, he said so. A
+ man was sent ashore with blankets and tucker to mind the wool, and we
+ crossed the river, butted into the anabranch, and started out back. Only
+ the Lord and the pilot know how we got there. We travelled over the bush,
+ through its branches sometimes, and sometimes through grass and mud, and
+ every now and then we struck something that felt and sounded like a
+ collision. The boat slid down one hill, and &ldquo;fetched&rdquo; a stump at the
+ bottom with a force that made every mother's son bite his tongue or break
+ a tooth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The shearers came aboard next morning, with their swags and two cartloads
+ of boiled mutton, bread, &ldquo;brownie&rdquo;, and tea and sugar. They numbered about
+ fifty, including the rouseabouts. This load of sin sank the steamer deeper
+ into the mud; but the passengers crowded over to port, by request of the
+ captain, and the crew poked the bank away with long poles. When we began
+ to move the shearers gave a howl like the yell of a legion of lost souls
+ escaping from down below. They gave three cheers for the rouseabouts'
+ cook, who stayed behind; then they cursed the station with a mighty curse.
+ They cleared a space on deck, had a jig, and afterwards a fight between
+ the shearers' cook and his assistant. They gave a mighty bush whoop for
+ the Darling when the boat swung into that grand old gutter, and in the
+ evening they had a general all-round time. We got back, and the crew had
+ to reload the wool without assistance, for it bore the accursed brand of a
+ &ldquo;freedom-of-contract&rdquo; shed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We slept, or tried to sleep, that night on the ridge of two wool bales
+ laid with the narrow sides up, having first been obliged to get ashore and
+ fight six rounds with a shearer for the privilege of roosting there. The
+ live cinders from the firebox went up the chimney all night, and fell in
+ showers on deck. Every now and again a spark would burn through the &ldquo;Wagga
+ rug&rdquo; of a sleeping shearer, and he'd wake suddenly and get up and curse.
+ It was no use shifting round, for the wind was all ways, and the boat
+ steered north, south, east, and west to humour the river. Occasionally a
+ low branch would root three or four passengers off their wool bales, and
+ they'd get up and curse in chorus. The boat started two snags; and towards
+ daylight struck a stump. The accent was on the stump. A wool bale went
+ overboard, and took a swag and a dog with it; then the owner of the swag
+ and dog and the crew of the boat had a swearing match between them. The
+ swagman won.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ About daylight we stretched our cramped limbs, extricated one leg from
+ between the wool bales, and found that the steamer was just crayfishing
+ away from a mud island, where she had tied up for more wool. Some of the
+ chaps had been ashore and boiled four or five buckets of tea and coffee.
+ Shortly after the boat had settled down to work again an incident came
+ along. A rouseabout rose late, and, while the others were at breakfast,
+ got an idea into his head that a good &ldquo;sloosh&rdquo; would freshen him up; so he
+ mooched round until he found a big wooden bucket with a rope to it. He
+ carried the bucket aft of the wheel. The boat was butting up stream for
+ all she was worth, and the stream was running the other way, of course,
+ and about a hundred times as fast as a train. The jackeroo gave the line a
+ turn round his wrist; before anyone could see him in time to suppress him,
+ he lifted the bucket, swung it to and fro, and dropped it cleverly into
+ the water.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This delayed us for nearly an hour. A couple of men jumped into the row
+ boat immediately and cast her adrift. They picked up the jackeroo about a
+ mile down the river, clinging to a snag, and when we hauled him aboard he
+ looked like something the cat had dragged in, only bigger. We revived him
+ with rum and got him on his feet; and then, when the captain and crew had
+ done cursing him, he rubbed his head, went forward, and had a look at the
+ paddle; then he rubbed his head again, thought, and remarked to his mates:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wasn't it lucky I didn't dip that bucket FOR'ARD the wheel?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This remark struck us forcibly. We agreed that it was lucky&mdash;for him;
+ but the captain remarked that it was damned unlucky for the world, which,
+ he explained, was over-populated with fools already.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Getting on towards afternoon we found a barge loaded with wool and tied up
+ to a tree in the wilderness. There was no sign of a man to be seen, nor
+ any sign, except the barge, that a human being had ever been there. The
+ captain took the craft in tow, towed it about ten miles up the stream, and
+ left it in a less likely place than where it was before.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Floating bottles began to be more frequent, and we knew by that same token
+ that we were nearing &ldquo;Here's Luck!&rdquo;&mdash;Bourke, we mean. And this
+ reminds us.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the Brewarrina people observe a more than ordinary number of bottles
+ floating down the river, they guess that Walgett is on the spree; when the
+ Louth chaps see an unbroken procession of dead marines for three or four
+ days they know that Bourke's drunk. The poor, God-abandoned &ldquo;whaler&rdquo; sits
+ in his hungry camp at sunset and watches the empty symbols of Hope go by,
+ and feels more God-forgotten than ever&mdash;and thirstier, if possible&mdash;and
+ gets a great, wide, thirsty, quaking, empty longing to be up where those
+ bottles come from. If the townspeople knew how much misery they caused by
+ their thoughtlessness they would drown their dead marines, or bury them,
+ but on no account allow them to go drifting down the river, and stirring
+ up hells in the bosoms of less fortunate fellow-creatures.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There came a man from Adelaide to Bourke once, and he collected all the
+ empty bottles in town, stacked them by the river, and waited for a boat.
+ What he wanted them for the legend sayeth not, but the people reckoned he
+ had a &ldquo;private still&rdquo;, or something of that sort, somewhere down the
+ river, and were satisfied. What he came from Adelaide for, or whether he
+ really did come from there, we do not know. All the Darling bunyips are
+ supposed to come from Adelaide. Anyway, the man collected all the empty
+ bottles he could lay his hands on, and piled them on the bank, where they
+ made a good show. He waited for a boat to take his cargo, and, while
+ waiting, he got drunk. That excited no comment. He stayed drunk for three
+ weeks, but the townspeople saw nothing unusual in that. In order to become
+ an object of interest in their eyes, and in that line, he would have had
+ to stay drunk for a year and fight three times a day&mdash;oftener, if
+ possible&mdash;and lie in the road in the broiling heat between whiles,
+ and be walked on by camels and Afghans and free-labourers, and be locked
+ up every time he got sober enough to smash a policeman, and try to hang
+ himself naked, and be finally squashed by a loaded wool team.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But while he drank the Darling rose, for reasons best known to itself, and
+ floated those bottles off. They strung out and started for the Antarctic
+ Ocean, with a big old wicker-worked demijohn in the lead.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For the first week the down-river men took no notice; but after the
+ bottles had been drifting past with scarcely a break for a fortnight or
+ so, they began to get interested. Several whalers watched the procession
+ until they got the jimjams by force of imagination, and when their bodies
+ began to float down with the bottles, the down-river people got anxious.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At last the Mayor of Wilcannia wired Bourke to know whether Dibbs or
+ Parkes was dead, or democracy triumphant, or if not, wherefore the
+ jubilation? Many telegrams of a like nature were received during that
+ week, and the true explanation was sent in reply to each. But it wasn't
+ believed, and to this day Bourke has the name of being the most drunken
+ town on the river.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After dinner a humorous old hard case mysteriously took us aside and said
+ he had a good yarn which we might be able to work up. We asked him how,
+ but he winked a mighty cunning wink and said that he knew all about us.
+ Then he asked us to listen. He said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There was an old feller down the Murrumbidgee named Kelly. He was a bit
+ gone here. One day Kelly was out lookin' for some sheep, when he got lost.
+ It was gettin' dark. Bymeby there came an old crow in a tree overhead.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Kel-ley, you're lo-o-st! Kel-ley, you're lo-o-st!' sez the crow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I know I am,' sez Kelly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Fol-ler me, fol-ler me,' sez the crow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Right y'are,' sez Kelly, with a jerk of his arm. 'Go ahead.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So the crow went on, and Kelly follered, an' bymeby he found he was on
+ the right track.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Sometime after Kelly was washin' sheep (this was when we useter wash the
+ sheep instead of the wool). Kelly was standin' on the platform with a
+ crutch in his hand landin' the sheep, when there came a old crow in the
+ tree overhead.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Kelly, I'm hun-gry! Kel-ley, I'm hun-ger-ry!' sez the crow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Alright,' sez Kelly; 'be up at the hut about dinner time 'n' I'll sling
+ you out something.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Drown&mdash;a&mdash;sheep! Drown&mdash;a&mdash;sheep, Kel-ley,' sez the
+ crow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Blanked if I do,' sez Kelly. 'If I drown a sheep I'll have to pay for
+ it, be-God!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Then I won't find yer when yer lost agin,' sez the crow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I'm damned if yer will,' says Kelly. 'I'll take blanky good care I won't
+ get lost again, to be found by a gory ole crow.'&rdquo;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ . . . . .
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ There are a good many fishermen on the Darling. They camp along the banks
+ in all sorts of tents, and move about in little box boats that will only
+ float one man. The fisherman is never heavy. He is mostly a withered
+ little old madman, with black claws, dirty rags (which he never changes),
+ unkempt hair and beard, and a &ldquo;ratty&rdquo; expression. We cannot say that we
+ ever saw him catch a fish, or even get a bite, and we certainly never saw
+ him offer any for sale.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He gets a dozen or so lines out into the stream, with the shore end
+ fastened to pegs or roots on the bank, and passed over sticks about four
+ feet high, stuck in the mud; on the top of these sticks he hangs bullock
+ bells, or substitutes&mdash;jam tins with stones fastened inside to bits
+ of string. Then he sits down and waits. If the cod pulls the line the bell
+ rings.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The fisherman is a great authority on the river and fish, but has usually
+ forgotten everything else, including his name. He chops firewood for the
+ boats sometimes, but it isn't his profession&mdash;he's a fisherman. He is
+ only sane on points concerning the river, though he has all the
+ fisherman's eccentricities. Of course he is a liar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When he gets his camp fixed on one bank it strikes him he ought to be over
+ on the other, or at a place up round the bend, so he shifts. Then he
+ reckons he was a fool for not stopping where he was before. He never dies.
+ He never gets older, or drier, or more withered looking, or dirtier, or
+ loonier&mdash;because he can't. We cannot imagine him as ever having been
+ a boy, or even a youth. We cannot even try to imagine him as a baby. He is
+ an animated mummy, who used to fish on the Nile three thousand years ago,
+ and catch nothing.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ . . . . .
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We forgot to mention that there are wonderfully few wrecks on the Darling.
+ The river boats seldom go down&mdash;their hulls are not built that way&mdash;and
+ if one did go down it wouldn't sink far. But, once down, a boat is
+ scarcely ever raised again; because, you see, the mud silts up round it
+ and over it, and glues it, as it were, to the bottom of the river. Then
+ the forty-foot alligators&mdash;which come down with the &ldquo;Queenslan'
+ rains&rdquo;, we suppose&mdash;root in the mud and fill their bellies with
+ sodden flour and drowned deck-hands.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They tried once to blow up a wreck with dynamite because it (the wreck)
+ obstructed navigation; but they blew the bottom out of the river instead,
+ and all the water went through. The Government have been boring for it
+ ever since. I saw some of the bores myself&mdash;there is one at
+ Coonamble.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is a yarn along the Darling about a cute Yankee who was invited up
+ to Bourke to report on a proposed scheme for locking the river. He arrived
+ towards the end of a long and severe drought, and was met at the railway
+ station by a deputation of representative bushmen, who invited him, in the
+ first place, to accompany them to the principal pub&mdash;which he did. He
+ had been observed to study the scenery a good deal while coming up in the
+ train, but kept his conclusions to himself. On the way to the pub he had a
+ look at the town, and it was noticed that he tilted his hat forward very
+ often, and scratched the back of his head a good deal, and pondered a lot;
+ but he refrained from expressing an opinion&mdash;even when invited to do
+ so. He guessed that his opinions wouldn't do much good, anyway, and he
+ calculated that they would keep till he got back &ldquo;over our way&rdquo;&mdash;by
+ which it was reckoned he meant the States.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When they asked him what he'd have, he said to Watty the publican:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wal, I reckon you can build me your national drink. I guess I'll try it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A long colonial was drawn for him, and he tried it. He seemed rather
+ startled at first, then he looked curiously at the half-empty glass, set
+ it down very softly on the bar, and leaned against the same and fell into
+ a reverie; from which he roused himself after a while, with a sorrowful
+ jerk of his head.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, well,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Show me this river of yourn.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They led him to the Darling, and he had a look at it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Is this your river?&rdquo; he asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; they replied, apprehensively.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He tilted his hat forward till the brim nearly touched his nose, scratched
+ the back of his long neck, shut one eye, and looked at the river with the
+ other. Then, after spitting half a pint of tobacco juice into the stream,
+ he turned sadly on his heel and led the way back to the pub. He invited
+ the boys to &ldquo;pisen themselves&rdquo;; after they were served he ordered out the
+ longest tumbler on the premises, poured a drop into it from nearly every
+ bottle on the shelf, added a lump of ice, and drank slowly and steadily.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then he took pity on the impatient and anxious population, opened his
+ mouth, and spake.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Look here, fellows,&rdquo; he drawled, jerking his arm in the direction of the
+ river, &ldquo;I'll tell you what I'll dew. I'll bottle that damned river of
+ yourn in twenty-four hours!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Later on he mellowed a bit, under the influence of several drinks which
+ were carefully and conscientiously &ldquo;built&rdquo; from plans and specifications
+ supplied by himself, and then, among other things, he said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If that there river rises as high as you say it dew&mdash;and if this was
+ the States&mdash;why, we'd have had the Great Eastern up here twenty years
+ ago&rdquo;&mdash;&mdash;or words to that effect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then he added, reflectively:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;When I come over here I calculated that I was going to make things hum,
+ but now I guess I'll have to change my prospectus. There's a lot of loose
+ energy laying round over our way, but I guess that if I wanted to make
+ things move in your country I'd have to bring over the entire American
+ nation&mdash;also his wife and dawg. You've got the makings of a glorious
+ nation over here, but you don't get up early enough!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ . . . . .
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The only national work performed by the blacks is on the Darling. They
+ threw a dam of rocks across the river&mdash;near Brewarrina, we think&mdash;to
+ make a fish trap. It's there yet. But God only knows where they got the
+ stones from, or how they carried them, for there isn't a pebble within
+ forty miles.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ A Case for the Oracle
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The Oracle and I were camped together. The Oracle was a bricklayer by
+ trade, and had two or three small contracts on hand. I was &ldquo;doing a bit of
+ house-painting&rdquo;. There were a plasterer, a carpenter, and a plumber&mdash;we
+ were all T'othersiders, and old mates, and we worked things together. It
+ was in Westralia&mdash;the Land of T'othersiders&mdash;and, therefore, we
+ were not surprised when Mitchell turned up early one morning, with his
+ swag and an atmosphere of salt water about him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He'd had a rough trip, he said, and would take a spell that day and take
+ the lay of the land and have something cooked for us by the time we came
+ home; and go to graft himself next morning. And next morning he went to
+ work, &ldquo;labouring&rdquo; for the Oracle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Oracle and his mates, being small contractors and not pressed for
+ time, had dispensed with the services of a labourer, and had done their
+ own mixing and hod-carrying in turns. They didn't want a labourer now, but
+ the Oracle was a vague fatalist, and Mitchell a decided one. So it passed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Oracle had a &ldquo;Case&rdquo; right under his nose&mdash;in his own employ, in
+ fact; but was not aware of the fact until Mitchell drew his attention to
+ it. The Case went by the name of Alfred O'Briar&mdash;which hinted a mixed
+ parentage. He was a small, nervous working-man, of no particular colour,
+ and no decided character, apparently. If he had a soul above bricks, he
+ never betrayed it. He was not popular on the jobs. There was something sly
+ about Alf, they said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Oracle had taken him on in the first place as a day-labourer, but
+ afterwards shared the pay with him as with Mitchell. O'Briar shouted&mdash;judiciously,
+ but on every possible occasion&mdash;for the Oracle; and, as he was an
+ indifferent workman, the boys said he only did this so that the Oracle
+ might keep him on. If O'Briar took things easy and did no more than the
+ rest of us, at least one of us would be sure to get it into his head that
+ he was loafing on us; and if he grafted harder than we did, we'd be sure
+ to feel indignant about that too, and reckon that it was done out of
+ nastiness or crawlsomeness, and feel a contempt for him accordingly. We
+ found out accidentally that O'Briar was an excellent mimic and a bit of a
+ ventriloquist, but he never entertained us with his peculiar gifts; and we
+ set that down to churlishness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ O'Briar kept his own counsel, and his history, if he had one; and hid his
+ hopes, joys, and sorrows, if he had any, behind a vacant grin, as Mitchell
+ hid his behind a quizzical one. He never resented alleged satire&mdash;perhaps
+ he couldn't see it&mdash;and therefore he got the name of being a cur. As
+ a rule, he was careful with his money, and was called mean&mdash;not,
+ however, by the Oracle, whose philosophy was simple, and whose sympathy
+ could not realise a limit; nor yet by Mitchell. Mitchell waited.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ . . . . .
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ O'Briar occupied a small tent by himself, and lived privately of evenings.
+ When we began to hear two men talking at night in his tent, we were rather
+ surprised, and wondered in a vague kind of way how any of the chaps could
+ take sufficient interest in Alf to go in and yarn with him. In the days
+ when he was supposed to be sociable, we had voted him a bore; even the
+ Oracle was moved to admit that he was &ldquo;a bit slow&rdquo;.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But late one night we distinctly heard a woman's voice in O'Briar's tent.
+ The Oracle suddenly became hard of hearing, and, though we heard the voice
+ on several occasions, he remained exasperatingly deaf, yet aggressively
+ unconscious of the fact. &ldquo;I have got enough to do puzzling over me own
+ whys and wherefores,&rdquo; he said. Mitchell began to take some interest in
+ O'Briar, and treated him with greater respect. But our camp had the name
+ of being the best-constructed, the cleanest, and the most respectable in
+ the vicinity. The health officer and constable in charge had complimented
+ us on the fact, and we were proud of it. And there were three young
+ married couples in camp, also a Darby and Joan; therefore, when the voice
+ of a woman began to be heard frequently and at disreputable hours of the
+ night in O'Briar's tent, we got uneasy about it. And when the constable
+ who was on night duty gave us a friendly hint, Mitchell and I agreed that
+ something must be done.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Av coorse, men will be men,&rdquo; said the constable, as he turned his horse's
+ head, &ldquo;but I thought I'd mention it. O'Briar is a dacent man, and he's one
+ of yer mates. Av coorse. There's a bad lot in that camp in the scrub over
+ yander, and&mdash;av coorse. Good-day to ye, byes.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ . . . . .
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Next night we heard the voice in O'Briar's tent again, and decided to
+ speak to Alf in a friendly way about it in the morning. We listened
+ outside in the dark, but could not distinguish the words, though I thought
+ I recognised the voice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's the hussy from the camp over there; she's got holt of that fool, and
+ she'll clean him out before she's done,&rdquo; I said. &ldquo;We're Alf's mates, any
+ way it goes, and we ought to put a stop to it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What hussy?&rdquo; asked Mitchell; &ldquo;there's three or four there.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The one with her hair all over her head,&rdquo; I answered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Where else should it be?&rdquo; asked Mitchell. &ldquo;But I'll just have a peep and
+ see who it is. There's no harm in that.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He crept up to the tent and cautiously moved the flap. Alf's candle was
+ alight; he lay on his back in his bunk with his arms under his head,
+ calmly smoking. We withdrew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They must have heard us,&rdquo; said Mitchell; &ldquo;and she's slipped out under the
+ tent at the back, and through the fence into the scrub.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mitchell's respect for Alf increased visibly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But we began to hear ominous whispers from the young married couples, and
+ next Saturday night, which was pay-night, we decided to see it through. We
+ did not care to speak to Alf until we were sure. He stayed in camp, as he
+ often did, on Saturday evening, while the others went up town. Mitchell
+ and I returned earlier than usual, and leaned on the fence at the back of
+ Alf's tent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We were scarcely there when we were startled by a &ldquo;rat-tat-tat&rdquo; as of
+ someone knocking at a door. Then an old woman's voice INSIDE the tent
+ asked: &ldquo;Who's there?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's me,&rdquo; said Alf's voice from the front, &ldquo;Mr. O'Briar from Perth.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mary, go and open the door!&rdquo; said the old woman. (Mitchell nudged me to
+ keep quiet.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come in, Mr. O'Breer,&rdquo; said the old woman. &ldquo;Come in. How do you do? When
+ did you get back?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Only last night,&rdquo; said Alf.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Look at that now! Bless us all! And how did you like the country at all?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I didn't care much for it,&rdquo; said Alf. We lost the thread of it until the
+ old woman spoke again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Have you had your tea, Mr. O'Breer?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, thank you, Mrs. O'Connor.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Are you quite sure, man?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Quite sure, thank you, Mrs. O'Connor.&rdquo; (Mitchell trod on my foot.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Will you have a drop of whisky or a glass of beer, Mr. O'Breer?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'll take a glass of beer, thank you, Mrs. O'Connor.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There seemed to be a long pause. Then the old woman said, &ldquo;Ah, well, I
+ must get my work done, and Mary will stop here and keep you company, Mr.
+ O'Breer.&rdquo; The arrangement seemed satisfactory to all parties, for there
+ was nothing more said for a while. (Mitchell nudged me again, with
+ emphasis, and I kicked his shin.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Presently Alf said: &ldquo;Mary!&rdquo; And a girl's voice said, &ldquo;Yes, Alf.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You remember the night I went away, Mary?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, Alf, I do.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have travelled long ways since then, Mary; I worked hard and lived
+ close. I didn't make my fortune, but I managed to rub a note or two
+ together. It was a hard time and a lonesome time for me, Mary. The
+ summer's awful over there, and livin's bad and dear. You couldn't have any
+ idea of it, Mary.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, Alf.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I didn't come back so well off as I expected.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But that doesn't matter, Alf.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I got heart-sick and tired of it, and couldn't stand it any longer,
+ Mary.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But that's all over now, Alf; you mustn't think of it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Your mother wrote to me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I know she did&rdquo;&mdash;(very low and gently).
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And do you know what she put in it, Mary?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, Alf.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And did you ask her to put it in?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't ask me, Alf.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And it's all true, Mary?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was no answer, but the silence seemed satisfactory.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And be sure you have yourself down here on Sunday, Alf, me son.&rdquo;
+ (&ldquo;There's the old woman come back!&rdquo; said Mitchell.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;An' since the girl's willin' to have ye, and the ould woman's willin'&mdash;there's
+ me hand on it, Alf, me boy. An' God bless ye both.&rdquo; (&ldquo;The old man's come
+ now,&rdquo; said Mitchell.)
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ . . . . .
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come along,&rdquo; said Mitchell, leading the way to the front of the tent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But I wouldn't like to intrude on them. It's hardly right, Mitchell, is
+ it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's all right,&rdquo; said Mitchell. He tapped the tent pole.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come in,&rdquo; said Alf. Alf was lying on his bunk as before, with his arms
+ under his head. His face wore a cheerful, not to say happy, expression.
+ There was no one else in the tent. I was never more surprised in my life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Have you got the paper, Alf?&rdquo; said Mitchell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes. You'll find it there at the foot of the bunk. There it is. Won't you
+ sit down, Mitchell?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not to-night,&rdquo; said Mitchell. &ldquo;We brought you a bottle of ale. We're just
+ going to turn in.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And we said &ldquo;good-night&rdquo;. &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I said to Mitchell when we got inside,
+ &ldquo;what do you think of it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't think of it at all,&rdquo; said Mitchell. &ldquo;Do you mean to say you can't
+ see it now?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, I'm dashed if I can,&rdquo; I said. &ldquo;Some of us must be drunk, I think, or
+ getting rats. It's not to be wondered at, and the sooner we get out of
+ this country the better.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, you must be a fool, Joe,&rdquo; said Mitchell. &ldquo;Can't you see? ALF THINKS
+ ALOUD.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;WHAT?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Talks to himself. He was thinking about going back to his sweetheart.
+ Don't you know he's a bit of a ventriloquist?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mitchell lay awake a long time, in the position that Alf usually lay in,
+ and thought. Perhaps he thought on the same lines as Alf did that night.
+ But Mitchell did his thinking in silence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We thought it best to tell the Oracle quietly. He was deeply interested,
+ but not surprised. &ldquo;I've heerd of such cases before,&rdquo; he said. But the
+ Oracle was a gentleman. &ldquo;There's things that a man wants to keep to
+ himself that ain't his business,&rdquo; he said. And we understood this remark
+ to be intended for our benefit, and to indicate a course of action upon
+ which the Oracle had decided, with respect to this case, and which we, in
+ his opinion, should do well to follow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Alf got away a week or so later, and we all took a holiday and went down
+ to Fremantle to see him off. Perhaps he wondered why Mitchell gripped his
+ hand so hard and wished him luck so earnestly, and was surprised when he
+ gave him three cheers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, well!&rdquo; remarked Mitchell, as we turned up the wharf.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I've heerd of such cases before,&rdquo; said the Oracle, meditatively. &ldquo;They
+ ain't common, but I've hear'd of such cases before.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ A Daughter of Maoriland
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ A sketch of poor-class Maoris
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The new native-school teacher, who was &ldquo;green&rdquo;, &ldquo;soft&rdquo;, and poetical, and
+ had a literary ambition, called her &ldquo;August&rdquo;, and fondly hoped to build a
+ romance on her character. She was down in the school registers as Sarah
+ Moses, Maori, 16 years and three months. She looked twenty; but this was
+ nothing, insomuch as the mother of the youngest child in the school&mdash;a
+ dear little half-caste lady of two or three summers&mdash;had not herself
+ the vaguest idea of the child's age, nor anybody else's, nor of ages in
+ the abstract. The church register was lost some six years before, when
+ &ldquo;Granny&rdquo;, who was a hundred, if a day, was supposed to be about
+ twenty-five. The teacher had to guess the ages of all the new pupils.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ August was apparently the oldest in the school&mdash;a big, ungainly,
+ awkward girl, with a heavy negro type of Maori countenance, and about as
+ much animation, mentally or physically, as a cow. She was given to
+ brooding; in fact, she brooded all the time. She brooded all day over her
+ school work, but did it fairly well. How the previous teachers had taught
+ her all she knew was a mystery to the new one. There had been a tragedy in
+ August's family when she was a child, and the affair seemed to have cast a
+ gloom over the lives of the entire family, for the lowering brooding cloud
+ was on all their faces. August would take to the bush when things went
+ wrong at home, and climb a tree and brood till she was found and coaxed
+ home. Things, according to pa gossip, had gone wrong with her from the
+ date of the tragedy, when she, a bright little girl, was taken&mdash;a
+ homeless orphan&mdash;to live with a sister, and, afterwards, with an
+ aunt-by-marriage. They treated her, 'twas said, with a brutality which
+ must have been greatly exaggerated by pa-gossip, seeing that unkindness of
+ this description is, according to all the best authorities, altogether
+ foreign to Maori nature.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pa-gossip&mdash;which is less reliable than the ordinary washerwoman kind,
+ because of a deeper and more vicious ignorance&mdash;had it that one time
+ when August was punished by a teacher (or beaten by her sister or
+ aunt-by-marriage) she &ldquo;took to the bush&rdquo; for three days, at the expiration
+ of which time she was found on the ground in an exhausted condition. She
+ was evidently a true Maori or savage, and this was one of the reasons why
+ the teacher with the literary ambition took an interest in her. She had a
+ print of a portrait of a man in soldier's uniform, taken from a copy of
+ the 'Illustrated London News', pasted over the fireplace in the whare
+ where she lived, and neatly bordered by vandyked strips of silvered
+ tea-paper. She had pasted it in the place of honour, or as near as she
+ could get to it. The place of honour was sacred to framed representations
+ of the Nativity and Catholic subjects, half-modelled, half-pictured. The
+ print was a portrait of the last Czar of Russia, of all the men in the
+ world; and August was reported to have said that she loved that man. His
+ father had been murdered, so had her mother. This was one of the reasons
+ why the teacher with the literary ambition thought he could get a romance
+ out of her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After the first week she hung round the new schoolmistress, dog-like&mdash;with
+ &ldquo;dog-like affection&rdquo;, thought the teacher. She came down often during the
+ holidays, and hung about the verandah and back door for an hour or so;
+ then, by-and-bye, she'd be gone. Her brooding seemed less aggressive on
+ such occasions. The teacher reckoned that she had something on her mind,
+ and wanted to open her heart to &ldquo;the wife&rdquo;, but was too ignorant or too
+ shy, poor girl; and he reckoned, from his theory of Maori character, that
+ it might take her weeks, or months, to come to the point. One day, after a
+ great deal of encouragement, she explained that she felt &ldquo;so awfully
+ lonely, Mrs. Lorrens.&rdquo; All the other girls were away, and she wished it
+ was school-time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She was happy and cheerful again, in her brooding way, in the playground.
+ There was something sadly ludicrous about her great, ungainly figure
+ slopping round above the children at play. The schoolmistress took her
+ into the parlour, gave her tea and cake, and was kind to her; and she took
+ it all with broody cheerfulness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One Sunday morning she came down to the cottage and sat on the edge of the
+ verandah, looking as wretchedly miserable as a girl could. She was in rags&mdash;at
+ least, she had a rag of a dress on&mdash;and was barefooted and
+ bareheaded. She said that her aunt had turned her out, and she was going
+ to walk down the coast to Whale Bay to her grandmother&mdash;a long day's
+ ride. The teacher was troubled, because he was undecided what to do. He
+ had to be careful to avoid any unpleasantness arising out of Maori
+ cliquism. As the teacher he couldn't let her go in the state she was in;
+ from the depths of his greenness he trusted her, from the depths of his
+ softness he pitied her; his poetic nature was fiercely indignant on
+ account of the poor girl's wrongs, and the wife spoke for her. Then he
+ thought of his unwritten romance, and regarded August in the light of
+ copy, and that settled it. While he talked the matter over with his wife,
+ August &ldquo;hid in the dark of her hair,&rdquo; awaiting her doom. The teacher put
+ his hat on, walked up to the pa, and saw her aunt. She denied that she had
+ turned August out, but the teacher believed the girl. He explained his
+ position, in words simplified for Maori comprehension, and the aunt and
+ relations said they understood, and that he was &ldquo;perfectly right, Mr.
+ Lorrens.&rdquo; They were very respectful. The teacher said that if August would
+ not return home, he was willing to let her stay at the cottage until such
+ time as her uncle, who was absent, returned, and he (the teacher) could
+ talk the matter over with him. The relations thought that that was the
+ very best thing that could be done, and thanked him. The aunt, two
+ sisters, and as many of the others, including the children, as were within
+ sight or hail at the time&mdash;most of them could not by any possible
+ means have had the slightest connection with the business in hand&mdash;accompanied
+ the teacher to the cottage. August took to the flax directly she caught
+ sight of her relations, and was with difficulty induced to return. There
+ was a lot of talk in Maori, during which the girl and her aunt shuffled
+ and swung round at the back of each other, and each talked over her
+ shoulder, and laughed foolishly and awkwardly once or twice; but in the
+ end the girl was sullenly determined not to return home, so it was decided
+ that she should stay. The schoolmistress made tea.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ August brightened from the first day. She was a different girl altogether.
+ &ldquo;I never saw such a change in a girl,&rdquo; said the young schoolmistress, and
+ one or two others. &ldquo;I always thought she was a good girl if taken the
+ right way; all she wanted was a change and kind treatment.&rdquo; But the stolid
+ old Maori chairman of the school committee only shrugged his shoulders and
+ said (when the schoolmistress, woman-like, pressed him for an opinion to
+ agree with her own), &ldquo;You can look at it two ways, Mrs. Lorrens.&rdquo; Which,
+ by the way, was about the only expression of opinion that the teacher was
+ ever able to get out of him on any subject.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ August worked and behaved well. She was wonderfully quick in picking up
+ English ways and housework. True, she was awkward and not over cleanly in
+ some things, but her mistress had patience with her. Who wouldn't have?
+ She &ldquo;couldn't do enough&rdquo; for her benefactress; she hung on her words and
+ sat at her footstool of evenings in a way that gladdened the teacher's
+ sentimental nature; she couldn't bear to see him help his wife with a
+ hat-pin or button&mdash;August must do it. She insisted on doing her
+ mistress' hair every night. In short, she tried in every way to show her
+ gratitude. The teacher and his wife smiled brightly at each other behind
+ her back, and thought how cheerful the house was since she came, and
+ wondered what they'd do without her. It was a settled thing that they
+ should take her back to the city with them, and have a faithful and
+ grateful retainer all their lives and a sort of Aunt Chloe for their
+ children, when they had any. The teacher got yards of copy out of her for
+ his &ldquo;Maori Sketches and Characters&rdquo;, worked joyously at his romance, and
+ felt great already, and was happy. She had a bed made up temporarily
+ (until the teacher could get a spring mattress for her from town) on the
+ floor in the dining-room, and when she'd made her bed she'd squat on it in
+ front of the fire and sing Maori songs in a soft voice. She'd sing the
+ teacher and his wife, in the next room, to sleep. Then she'd get up and
+ have a feed, but they never heard her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Her manners at the table (for she was treated &ldquo;like one of themselves&rdquo; in
+ the broadest sense of the term) were surprisingly good, considering that
+ the adults of her people were decidedly cow-like in white society, and
+ scoffed sea-eggs, shell-fish, and mutton-birds at home with a gallop which
+ was not edifying. Her appetite, it was true, was painful at times to the
+ poetic side of the teacher's nature; but he supposed that she'd been
+ half-starved at home, poor girl, and would get over it. Anyway, the copy
+ he'd get out of her would repay him for this and other expenses a
+ hundredfold. Moreover, begging and borrowing had ceased with her advent,
+ and the teacher set this down to her influence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The first jar came when she was sent on horseback to the town for
+ groceries, and didn't get back till late the next day. She explained that
+ some of her relations got hold of her and made her stay, and wanted her to
+ go into public-houses with them, but she wouldn't. She said that SHE
+ wanted to come home. But why didn't she? The teacher let it pass, and
+ hoped she'd gain strength of character by-and-bye. He had waited up late
+ the night before with her supper on the hob; and he and his wife had been
+ anxious for fear something had happened to the poor girl who was under
+ their care. He had walked to the treacherous river-ford several times
+ during the evening, and waited there for her. So perhaps he was tired, and
+ that was why he didn't write next night.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sugar-bag, the onion-basket, the potato-bag and the tea-chest began to
+ &ldquo;go down&rdquo; alarmingly, and an occasional pound of candles, a pigeon, a
+ mutton-bird (plucked and ready for Sunday's cooking), and other little
+ trifles went, also. August couldn't understand it, and the teacher
+ believed her, for falsehood and deceit are foreign to the simple natures
+ of the modern Maoris. There were no cats; but no score of ordinary cats
+ could have given colour to the cat theory, had it been raised in this
+ case. The breath of August advertised onions more than once, but no human
+ stomach could have accounted for the quantity. She surely could not have
+ eaten the other things raw&mdash;and she had no opportunities for private
+ cooking, as far as the teacher and his wife could see. The other Maoris
+ were out of the question; they were all strictly honest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thefts and annoyances of the above description were credited to the
+ &ldquo;swaggies&rdquo; who infested the roads, and had a very bad name down that way;
+ so the teacher loaded his gun, and told August to rouse him at once, if
+ she heard a sound in the night. She said she would; but a heavy-weight
+ &ldquo;swaggie&rdquo; could have come in and sat on her and had a smoke without waking
+ her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She couldn't be trusted to go a message. She'd take from three to six
+ hours, and come back with an excuse that sounded genuine from its very
+ simplicity. Another sister of hers lay ill in an isolated hut, alone and
+ uncared for, except by the teacher's wife, and occasionally by a poor pa
+ outcast who had negro blood in her veins, and a love for a white loafer.
+ God help her! All of which sounds strange, considering that Maoris are
+ very kind to each other. The schoolmistress sent August one night to stay
+ with the sick Maori woman and help her as she could, and gave her strict
+ instructions to come to the cottage first thing in the morning, and tell
+ her how the sick woman was. August turned up at lunch-time next day. The
+ teacher gave her her first lecture, and said plainly that he wasn't to be
+ taken for a fool; then he stepped aside to get cool, and, when he
+ returned, the girl was sobbing as if her heart would break, and the wife
+ comforting her. She had been up all night, poor girl, and was thoroughly
+ worn out. Somehow the teacher didn't feel uncomfortable about it. He went
+ down to the whare. August had not touched a dishcloth or broom. She had
+ slept, as she always did, like a pig, all night, while her sister lay and
+ tossed in agony; in the morning she ate everything there was to eat in the
+ house (which, it seemed, was the Maori way of showing sympathy in sickness
+ and trouble), after which she brooded by the fire till the children,
+ running out of school, announced the teacher's lunch hour.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ August braced up again for a little while. The master thought of the
+ trouble they had with Ayacanora in &ldquo;Westward Ho&rdquo;, and was comforted, and
+ tackled his romance again. Then the schoolmistress fell sick and things
+ went wrong. The groceries went down faster than ever, and the house got
+ very dirty, and began to have a native smell about it. August grew fat,
+ and lazy, and dirty, and less reliable on washing-days, or when there was
+ anything special to do in the house. &ldquo;The savage blood is strong,&rdquo; thought
+ the teacher, &ldquo;and she is beginning to long for her own people and free
+ unconventional life.&rdquo; One morning&mdash;on a washing-day, too, as it
+ happened&mdash;she called out, before the teacher and his wife were up,
+ that the Maoris who supplied them with milk were away, and she had
+ promised to go up and milk the cow and bring the milk down. The teacher
+ gave her permission. One of the scholars usually brought the milk early.
+ Lunch time came and no August, no milk&mdash;strangest of all, only half
+ the school children. The teacher put on his hat, and went up to the pa
+ once more. He found August squatted in the midst of a circle of relations.
+ She was entertaining them with one of a series of idealistic sketches of
+ the teacher's domestic life, in which she showed a very vivid imagination,
+ and exhibited an unaccountable savage sort of pessimism. Her intervals of
+ absence had been occupied in this way from the first. The astounding
+ slanders she had circulated concerning the teacher's private life came
+ back, bit by bit, to his ears for a year afterwards, and her character
+ sketches of previous teachers, and her own relations&mdash;for she spared
+ nobody&mdash;would have earned a white woman a long and well-merited term
+ of imprisonment for criminal libel. She had cunningly, by straightforward
+ and unscrupulous lying, prejudiced the principal mother and boss woman of
+ the pa against the teacher and his wife; as a natural result of which the
+ old lady, who, like the rest, was very ignorant and ungrateful, &ldquo;turned
+ nasty&rdquo; and kept the children from school. The teacher lost his temper, so
+ the children were rounded up and hurried down to school immediately; with
+ them came August and her aunt, with alleged explanations and excuses, and
+ a shell-fish. The aunt and sisters said they'd have nothing to do with
+ August. They didn't want her and wouldn't have her. The teacher said that,
+ under those circumstances, she'd better go and drown herself; so she went
+ home with them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The whole business had been a plot by her nearest relations. They got rid
+ of the trouble and expense of keeping her, and the bother of borrowing in
+ person, whenever in need of trifles in the grocery line. Borrowing
+ recommenced with her dismissal; but the teacher put a full stop to it, as
+ far as he was concerned. Then August, egged on by her aunt, sent a
+ blackguardly letter to the teacher's wife; the sick sister, by the way,
+ who had been nursed and supplied with food by her all along, was in it,
+ and said she was glad August sent the letter, and it served the
+ schoolmistress right. The teacher went up to the pa once more; an hour
+ later, August in person, accompanied, as usual, by a relation or two,
+ delivered at the cottage an abject apology in writing, the composition of
+ which would have discouraged the most enthusiastic advocate of higher
+ education for the lower classes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then various petty annoyances were tried. The teacher is firmly convinced
+ that certain animal-like sounds round the house at night were due to
+ August's trying to find out whether his wife was as likely to be haunted
+ as the Maoris were. He didn't dream of such a thing at the time, for he
+ did not believe that one of them had the pluck to venture out after dark.
+ But savage superstition must give way to savage hate. The girl's last
+ &ldquo;try-on&rdquo; was to come down to the school fence, and ostentatiously sharpen
+ a table-knife on the wires, while she scowled murderously in the direction
+ of the schoolmistress, who was hanging out her washing. August looked, in
+ her dark, bushy, Maori hair, a thoroughly wild savage. Her father had
+ murdered her mother under particularly brutal circumstances, and the
+ daughter took after her father.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The teacher called her and said: &ldquo;Now, look here, my lady, the best thing
+ you can do is to drop that nonsense at once&rdquo; (she had dropped the knife in
+ the ferns behind her), &ldquo;for we're the wrong sort of people to try it on
+ with. Now you get out of this and tell your aunt&mdash;she's sneaking
+ there in the flax&mdash;what I tell you, and that she'd better clear out
+ of this quick, or I'll have a policeman out and take the whole gang into
+ town in an hour. Now be off, and shut that gate behind you, carefully, and
+ fasten it.&rdquo; She did, and went.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The worst of it was that the August romance copy was useless. Her lies
+ were even less reliable and picturesque than the common Jones Alley hag
+ lie. Then the teacher thought of the soft fool he'd been, and that made
+ him wild. He looked like a fool, and was one to a great extent, but it
+ wasn't good policy to take him for one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Strange to say, he and others had reason to believe that August respected
+ him, and liked him rather than otherwise; but she hated his wife, who had
+ been kind to her, as only a savage can hate. The younger pupils told the
+ teacher, cheerfully and confidently, that August said she'd cut Mrs.
+ Lorrens' throat the first chance she got. Next week the aunt sent down to
+ ask if the teacher could sell her a bar of soap, and sent the same old
+ shilling; he was tired of seeing it stuck out in front of him, so he took
+ it, put it in his pocket, and sent the soap. This must have discouraged
+ them, for the borrowing industry petered out. He saw the aunt later on,
+ and she told him, cheerfully, that August was going to live with a
+ half-caste in a certain house in town.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Poor August! For she was only a tool after all. Her &ldquo;romance&rdquo; was briefly
+ as follows:&mdash;She went, per off-hand Maori arrangement, as
+ 'housekeeper' in the hut of a labourer at a neighbouring saw-mill. She
+ stayed three months, for a wonder; at the expiration of which time she put
+ on her hat and explained that she was tired of stopping there, and was
+ going home. He said, 'All right, Sarah, wait a while and I'll take you
+ home.' At the door of her aunt's house he said, 'Well, good-bye, Sarah,'
+ and she said, in her brooding way, 'Good-bye, Jim.' And that was all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As the last apparent result of August's mischief-making, her brother or
+ someone one evening rode up to the cottage, drunk and inclined to bluster.
+ He was accompanied by a friend, also drunk, who came to see the fun, and
+ was ready to use his influence on the winning side. The teacher went
+ inside, brought out his gun, and slipped two cartridges in. &ldquo;I've had
+ enough of this,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Now then, be off, you insolent blackguards, or
+ I'll shoot you like rabbits. Go!&rdquo; and he snapped his jaw and the breech of
+ his gun together. As they rode off, the old local hawk happened to soar
+ close over a dead lamb in the fern at the corner of the garden, and the
+ teacher, who had been &ldquo;laying&rdquo; for him a long time, let fly both barrels
+ at him, without thinking. When he turned, there was only a cloud of dust
+ down the track.
+ </p>
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+ . . . . .
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The teacher taught that school for three years thereafter, without a
+ hitch. But he went no more on Universal Brotherhood lines. And, for years
+ after he had gone, his name was spoken of with great respect by the
+ Maoris.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ New Year's Night
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ It was dark enough for anything in Dead Man's Gap&mdash;a round, warm,
+ close darkness, in which retreating sounds seemed to be cut off suddenly
+ at a distance of a hundred yards or so, instead of growing faint and
+ fainter, and dying away, to strike the ear once or twice again&mdash;and
+ after minutes, it might seem&mdash;with startling distinctness, before
+ being finally lost in the distance, as it is on clear, frosty nights. So
+ with the sounds of horses' hoofs, stumbling on the rough bridle-track
+ through the &ldquo;saddle&rdquo;, the clatter of hoof-clipped stones and scrape of
+ gravel down the hidden &ldquo;siding&rdquo;, and the low sound of men's voices,
+ blurred and speaking in monosyllables and at intervals it seemed, and in
+ hushed, awed tones, as though they carried a corpse. To practical eyes,
+ grown used to such a darkness, and at the nearest point, the passing
+ blurrs would have suggested two riders on bush hacks leading a third with
+ an empty saddle on its back&mdash;a lady's or &ldquo;side-saddle&rdquo;, if one could
+ have distinguished the horns. They may have struck a soft track or level,
+ or rounded the buttress of the hill higher up, but before they had time to
+ reach or round the foot of the spur, blurs, whispers, stumble and clatter
+ of hoofs, jingle of bridle rings, and the occasional clank together of
+ stirrup irons, seemed shut off as suddenly and completely as though a
+ great sound-proof door had swung to behind them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was dark enough on the glaringest of days down in the lonely hollow or
+ &ldquo;pocket&rdquo;, between two spurs, at the head of a blind gully behind Mount
+ Buckaroo, where there was a more or less dusty patch, barely defined even
+ in broad daylight by a spidery dog-legged fence on three sides, and a thin
+ &ldquo;two-rail&rdquo; (dignified with the adjective &ldquo;split-rail&rdquo;&mdash;though rails
+ and posts were mostly of saplings split in halves) running along the
+ frontage. In about the middle of it a little slab hut, overshadowed by a
+ big stringy-bark shed, was pointed out as Johnny Mears's Farm.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Black as&mdash;as charcoal,&rdquo; said Johnny Mears. He had never seen coal,
+ and was a cautious man, whose ideas came slowly. He stooped, close by the
+ fence, with his hands on his knees, to &ldquo;sky&rdquo; the loom of his big shed and
+ so get his bearings. He had been to have a look at the penned calves, and
+ see that all slip-rails were up and pegged, for the words of John Mears
+ junior, especially when delivered rapidly and shrilly and in injured
+ tones, were not to be relied upon in these matters.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's hot enough to melt the belly out of my fiddle,&rdquo; said Johnny Mears to
+ his wife, who sat on a three-legged stool by the rough table in the little
+ whitewashed &ldquo;end-room&rdquo;, putting a patch of patches over the seat of a pair
+ of moleskin knickerbockers. He lit his pipe, moved a stool to the side of
+ the great empty fireplace, where it looked cooler&mdash;might have been
+ cooler on account of a possible draught suggested by the presence of the
+ chimney, and where, therefore, he felt a breath cooler. He took his fiddle
+ from a convenient shelf, tuned it slowly and carefully, holding his pipe
+ (in his mouth) well up and to one side, as if the fiddle were an
+ inquisitive and restless baby. He played &ldquo;Little Drops o' Brandy&rdquo; three
+ times, right through, without variations, blinking solemnly the while;
+ then he put the violin carefully back in its box, and started to cut up
+ another pipeful.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You should have gone, Johnny,&rdquo; said the haggard little woman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Rackin' the horse out a night like this,&rdquo; retorted Johnny, &ldquo;and startin'
+ ploughin' to-morrow. It ain't worth while. Let them come for me if they
+ want me. Dance on a night like this! Why! they'll dance in&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But you promised. It won't do you no good, Johnny.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It won't do me no harm.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The little woman went on stitching.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's smotherin' hot,&rdquo; said Johnny, with an impatient oath. &ldquo;I don't know
+ whether I'll turn in, or turn out, under the shed to-night. It's too d&mdash;&mdash;d
+ hot to roost indoors.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She bent her head lower over the patch. One smoked and the other stitched
+ in silence for twenty minutes or so, during which time Johnny might be
+ supposed to have been deliberating listlessly as to whether he'd camp out
+ on account of the heat, or turn in. But he broke the silence with a clout
+ at a mosquito on the nape of his neck, and a bad word.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I wish you wouldn't swear so much, Johnny,&rdquo; she said wearily&mdash;&ldquo;at
+ least not to-night.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He looked at her blankly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why&mdash;why to-night? What's the matter with you to-night, Mary? What's
+ to-night more than any other night to you? I see no harm&mdash;can't a man
+ swear when a mosquito sticks him?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I&mdash;I was only thinking of the boys, Johnny.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The boys! Why, they're both on the hay in the shed.&rdquo; He stared at her
+ again, shifted uneasily, crossed the other leg tightly, frowned, blinked,
+ and reached for the matches. &ldquo;You look a bit off-colour, Mary. It's the
+ heat that makes us all a bit ratty at times. Better put that by and have a
+ swill o' oatmeal and water, and turn in.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's too hot to go to bed. I couldn't sleep. I'm all right. I'll&mdash;I'll
+ just finish this. Just reach me a drink from the water-bag&mdash;the
+ pannikin's on the hob there, by your boot.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He scratched his head helplessly, and reached for the drink. When he sat
+ down again, he felt strangely restless. &ldquo;Like a hen that didn't know where
+ to lay,&rdquo; he put it. He couldn't settle down or keep still, and didn't seem
+ to enjoy his pipe somehow. He rubbed his head again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There's a thunderstorm comin',&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;That's what it is; and the
+ sooner it comes the better.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He went to the back door, and stared at the blackness to the east, and,
+ sure enough, lightning was blinking there.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's coming, sure enough; just hang out and keep cool for another hour,
+ and you'll feel the difference.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He sat down again on the three-legged stool, folded his arms, with his
+ elbows on his knees, drew a long breath, and blinked at the clay floor for
+ a while; then he twisted the stool round on one leg, until he faced the
+ old-fashioned spired wooden clock (the brass disc of the pendulum moving
+ ghost-like through a scarred and scratched marine scene&mdash;Margate in
+ England&mdash;on the glass that covered the lower half) that stood alone
+ on the slab shelf over the fireplace. The hands indicated half-past two,
+ and Johnny, who had studied that clock and could &ldquo;hit the time nigh enough
+ by it,&rdquo; after knitting his brows and blinking at the dial for a full
+ minute by its own hand, decided &ldquo;that it must be getting on toward nine
+ o'clock.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It must have been the heat. Johnny stood up, raking his hair, turned to
+ the door and back again, and then, after an impatient gesture, took up his
+ fiddle and raised it to his shoulder. Then the queer thing happened. He
+ said afterwards, under conditions favourable to such sentimental
+ confidence, that a cold hand seemed to take hold of the bow, through his,
+ and&mdash;anyway, before he knew what he was about he had played the first
+ bars of &ldquo;When First I Met Sweet Peggy&rdquo;, a tune he had played often, twenty
+ years before, in his courting days, and had never happened to play since.
+ He sawed it right through (the cold hand left after the first bar or two)
+ standing up; then still stood with fiddle and bow trembling in his hands,
+ with the queer feeling still on him, and a rush of old thoughts going
+ through his head, all of which he set down afterwards to the effect of the
+ heat. He put the fiddle away hastily, damning the bridge of it at the same
+ time in loud but hurried tones, with the idea of covering any eccentricity
+ which the wife might have noticed in his actions. &ldquo;Must 'a' got a touch o'
+ sun,&rdquo; he muttered to himself. He sat down, fumbled with knife, pipe, and
+ tobacco, and presently stole a furtive glance over his shoulder at his
+ wife.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The washed-out little woman was still sewing, but stitching blindly, for
+ great tears were rolling down her worn cheeks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Johnny, white-faced on account of the heat, stood close behind her, one
+ hand on her shoulder and the other clenched on the table; but the clenched
+ hand shook as badly as the loose one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Good God! What is the matter, Mary? You're sick!&rdquo; (They had had little or
+ no experience of illness.) &ldquo;Tell me, Mary&mdash;come now! Has the boys
+ been up to anything?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, Johnny; it's not that.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What is it then? You're taken sick! What have you been doing with
+ yourself? It might be fever. Hold up a minute. You wait here quiet while I
+ roost out the boys and send 'em for the doctor and someone&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No! no! I'm not sick, John. It's only a turn. I'll be all right in a
+ minute.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He shifted his hand to her head, which she dropped suddenly, with a
+ life-weary sigh, against his side.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now then!&rdquo; cried Johnny, wildly, &ldquo;don't you faint or go into disterricks,
+ Mary! It'll upset the boys; think of the boys! It's only the heat&mdash;you're
+ only takin' queer.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's not that; you ought to know me better than that. It was&mdash;I&mdash;Johnny,
+ I was only thinking&mdash;we've been married twenty years to-night&mdash;an'&mdash;it's
+ New Year's Night!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And I've never thought of it!&rdquo; said Johnny (in the afterwards). &ldquo;Shows
+ what a God-forgotten selection will make of a man. She'd thought of it all
+ the time, and was waiting for it to strike me. Why! I'd agreed to go and
+ play at a darnce at Old Pipeclay School-house all night&mdash;that very
+ night&mdash;and leave her at home because she hadn't asked to come; and it
+ never struck me to ask her&mdash;at home by herself in that hole&mdash;for
+ twenty-five bob. And I only stopped at home because I'd got the hump, and
+ knew they'd want me bad at the school.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They sat close together on the long stool by the table, shy and awkward at
+ first; and she clung to him at opening of thunder, and they started apart
+ guiltily when the first great drops sounded like footsteps on the gravel
+ outside, just as they'd done one night-time before&mdash;twenty years
+ before.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If it was dark before, it was black now. The edge of the awful storm-cloud
+ rushed up and under the original darkness like the best &ldquo;drop&rdquo;
+ black-brushed over the cheap &ldquo;lamp&rdquo; variety, turning it grey by contrast.
+ The deluge lasted only a quarter of an hour; but it cleared the night, and
+ did its work. There was hail before it, too&mdash;big as emu eggs, the
+ boys said&mdash;that lay feet deep in the old diggers' holes on Pipeclay
+ for days afterwards&mdash;weeks some said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The two sweethearts of twenty years ago and to-night watched the retreat
+ of the storm, and, seeing Mount Buckaroo standing clear, they went to the
+ back door, which opened opposite the end of the shed, and saw to the east
+ a glorious arch of steel-blue, starry sky, with the distant peaks showing
+ clear and blue away back under the far-away stars in the depth of it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They lingered awhile&mdash;arms round each other's waists&mdash;before she
+ called the boys, just as they had done this time of night twenty years
+ ago, after the boys' grandmother had called her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Awlright, mother!&rdquo; bawled back the boys, with unfilial independence of
+ Australian youth. &ldquo;We're awlright! We'll be in directly! Wasn't it a
+ pelterer, mother?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They went in and sat down again. The embarrassment began to wear off.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We'll get out of this, Mary,&rdquo; said Johnny. &ldquo;I'll take Mason's offer for
+ the cattle and things, and take that job of Dawson's, boss or no boss&rdquo;&mdash;(Johnny's
+ bad luck was due to his inability in the past to &ldquo;get on&rdquo; with any boss
+ for any reasonable length of time)&mdash;&ldquo;I can get the boys on, too.
+ They're doing no good here, and growing up. It ain't doing justice to
+ them; and, what's more, this life is killin' you, Mary. That settles it! I
+ was blind. Let the jumpt-up selection go! It's making a wall-eyed bullock
+ of me, Mary&mdash;a dry-rotted rag of a wall-eyed bullock like Jimmy
+ Nowlett's old Strawberry. And you'll live in town like a lady.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Somebody coming!&rdquo; yelled the boys.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was a clatter of sliprails hurriedly thrown down, and clipped by
+ horses' hoofs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Insoide there! Is that you, Johnny?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes!&rdquo; (&ldquo;I knew they'd come for you,&rdquo; said Mrs. Mears to Johnny.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You'll have to come, Johnny. There's no get out of it. Here's Jim Mason
+ with me, and we've got orders to stun you and pack you if you show fight.
+ The blessed fiddler from Mudgee didn't turn up. Dave Regan burst his
+ concertina, and they're in a fix.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But I can't leave the missus.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's all right. We've got the school missus's mare and side-saddle. She
+ says you ought to be jolly well ashamed of yourself, Johnny Mears, for not
+ bringing your wife on New Year's Night. And so you ought!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Johnny did not look shame-faced, for reasons unknown to them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The boys couldn't find the horses,&rdquo; put in Mrs. Mears. &ldquo;Johnny was just
+ going down the gully again.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He gave her a grateful look, and felt a strange, new thrill of admiration
+ for his wife.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And&mdash;there's a bottle of the best put by for you, Johnny,&rdquo; added Pat
+ McDurmer, mistaking Johnny's silence; &ldquo;and we'll call it thirty bob!&rdquo;
+ (Johnny's ideas were coming slowly again, after the recent rush.) &ldquo;Or&mdash;two
+ quid!&mdash;there you are!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't want two quid, nor one either, for taking my wife to a dance on
+ New Year's Night!&rdquo; said Johnny Mears. &ldquo;Run and put on your best bib and
+ tucker, Mary.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And she hurried to dress as eager and excited, and smiling to herself as
+ girlishly as she had done on such occasions on evenings before the bright
+ New Year's Night twenty years ago.&mdash;For a related story, see &ldquo;A Bush
+ Dance&rdquo;, in &ldquo;Joe Wilson and His Mates&rdquo;.&mdash;A. L., 1998.&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ Black Joe
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ They called him Black Joe, and me White Joe, by way of distinction and for
+ the convenience of his boss (my uncle), and my aunt, and mother; so, when
+ we heard the cry of &ldquo;Bla-a-ack Joe!&rdquo; (the adjective drawn out until it
+ became a screech, after several repetitions, and the &ldquo;Joe&rdquo; short and
+ sharp) coming across the flat in a woman's voice, Joe knew that the missus
+ wanted him at the house, to get wood or water, or mind the baby, and he
+ kept carefully out of sight; he went at once when uncle called. And when
+ we heard the cry of &ldquo;Wh-i-i-te Joe!&rdquo; which we did with difficulty and
+ after several tries&mdash;though Black Joe's ears were of the keenest&mdash;we
+ knew that I was overdue at home, or absent without leave, and was probably
+ in for a warming, as the old folk called it. On some occasions I postponed
+ the warming as long as my stomach held out, which was a good while in
+ five-corner, native-cherry, or yam season&mdash;but the warming was none
+ the cooler for being postponed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sometimes Joe heard the wrong adjective, or led me to believe he did&mdash;and
+ left me for a whole afternoon under the impression that the race of Ham
+ was in demand at the homestead, when I myself was wanted there, and
+ maternal wrath was increasing every moment of my absence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But Joe knew that my conscience was not so elastic as his, and&mdash;well,
+ you must expect little things like this in all friendships.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Black Joe was somewhere between nine and twelve when I first met him, on a
+ visit to my uncle's station; I was somewhere in those years too. He was
+ very black, the darker for being engaged in the interesting but uncertain
+ occupation of &ldquo;burning off&rdquo; in his spare time&mdash;which wasn't
+ particularly limited. He combined shepherding, 'possum and kangaroo
+ hunting, crawfishing, sleeping, and various other occupations and
+ engagements with that of burning off. I was very white, being a sickly
+ town boy; but, as I took great interest in burning off, and was not
+ particularly fond of cold water&mdash;it was in winter time&mdash;the
+ difference in our complexions was not so marked at times.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Black Joe's father, old Black Jimmie, lived in a gunyah on the rise at the
+ back of the sheepyards, and shepherded for my uncle. He was a gentle,
+ good-humoured, easy-going old fellow with a pleasant smile; which
+ description applies, I think, to most old blackfellows in civilisation. I
+ was very partial to the old man, and chummy with him, and used to slip
+ away from the homestead whenever I could, and squat by the campfire along
+ with the other piccaninnies, and think, and yarn socially with Black
+ Jimmie by the hour. I would give something to remember those conversations
+ now. Sometimes somebody would be sent to bring me home, when it got too
+ late, and Black Jimmie would say:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Piccaninnie alonga possum rug,&rdquo; and there I'd be, sound asleep, with the
+ other young Australians.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I liked Black Jimmie very much, and would willingly have adopted him as a
+ father. I should have been quite content to spend my days in the scrub,
+ enjoying life in dark and savage ways, and my nights &ldquo;alonga possum rug&rdquo;;
+ but the family had other plans for my future.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was a case of two blackfellows and one gin, when Black Jimmie went
+ a-wooing&mdash;about twelve years before I made his acquaintance&mdash;and
+ he fought for his bride in the black fashion. It was the last affair of
+ that kind in the district. My uncle's brother professed to have been
+ present at the fight, and gave me an alleged description of it. He said
+ that they drew lots, and Black Jimmie put his hands on his knees and bent
+ his head, and the other blackfellow hit him a whack on the skull with a
+ nulla nulla. Then they had a nip of rum all round&mdash;Black Jimmie must
+ have wanted it, for the nulla nulla was knotted, and heavy, and made in
+ the most approved fashion. Then the other blackfellow bent his head, and
+ Jimmie took the club and returned the whack with interest. Then the other
+ fellow hit Jimmie a lick, and took a clout in return. Then they had
+ another drink, and continued thus until Jimmie's rival lost all heart and
+ interest in the business. But you couldn't take everything my uncle's
+ brother said for granted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Black Mary was a queen by right, and had the reputation of being the
+ cleanest gin in the district; she was a great favourite with the
+ squatters' wives round there. Perhaps she hoped to reclaim Jimmie&mdash;he
+ was royal, too, but held easy views with regard to religion and the
+ conventionalities of civilisation. Mary insisted on being married properly
+ by a clergyman, made the old man build a decent hut, had all her children
+ christened, and kept him and them clean and tidy up to the time of her
+ death.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Poor Queen Mary was ambitious. She started to educate her children, and
+ when they got beyond her&mdash;that is when they had learnt their letters&mdash;she
+ was grateful for any assistance from the good-natured bush men and women
+ of her acquaintance. She had decided to get her eldest boy into the
+ mounted police, and had plans for the rest, and she worked hard for them,
+ too. Jimmie offered no opposition, and gave her no assistance beyond the
+ rations and money he earned shepherding&mdash;which was as much as could
+ be expected of him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He did as many husbands do &ldquo;for the sake of peace and quietness&rdquo;&mdash;he
+ drifted along in the wake of his wife, and took things as easily as her
+ schemes of reformation and education would allow him to.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Queen Mary died before her time, respected by all who knew or had heard of
+ her. The nearest squatter's wife sent a pair of sheets for a shroud, with
+ instructions to lay Mary out, and arranged (by bush telegraph) to drive
+ over next morning with her sister-in-law and two other white women in the
+ vicinity, to see Mary decently buried.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the remnant of Jimmie's tribe were there beforehand. They tore the
+ sheets in strips and tied Mary up in a bundle, with her chin to her knees&mdash;preparing
+ her for burial in their own fashion&mdash;and mourned all night in
+ whitewash and ashes. At least, the gins did. The white women saw that it
+ was hopeless to attempt to untie any of the innumerable knots and double
+ knots, even if it had been possible to lay Mary out afterwards; so they
+ had to let her be buried as she was, with black and white obsequies. And
+ we've got no interest in believing that she did not &ldquo;jump up white woman&rdquo;
+ long ago.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My uncle and his brother took the two eldest boys. Black Jimmie shifted
+ away from the hut at once with the rest of his family&mdash;for the
+ &ldquo;devil-devil&rdquo; sat down there&mdash;and Mary's name was strictly &ldquo;tabooed&rdquo;
+ in accordance with aboriginal etiquette.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Jimmie drifted back towards the graves of his fathers in company with a
+ decreasing flock of sheep day by day (for the house of my uncle had fallen
+ on times of drought and depression, and foot-rot and wool rings, and
+ over-drafts and bank owners), and a few strips of bark, a dying fire, a
+ black pipe, some greasy 'possum rugs and blankets, a litter of kangaroo
+ tails, etc., four neglected piccaninnies, half a score of mangy mongrels,
+ and, haply, a &ldquo;lilly drap o' rum&rdquo;, by night.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The four little Australians grew dirtier and more shy and savage, and ate
+ underdone kangaroo and 'possum and native bear, with an occasional treat
+ of oak grubs and goanna by preference&mdash;and died out, one by one, as
+ blacks do when brought within the ever widening circle of civilisation.
+ Jimmie moved promptly after each death, and left the evil one in
+ possession, and built another mia-mia&mdash;each one being less
+ pretentious than the last. Finally he was left, the last of his tribe, to
+ mourn his lot in solitude.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the devil-devil came and sat down by King Jimmie's side one night, so
+ he, too, moved out across the Old Man border, and the mia-mia rotted into
+ the ground and the grass grew there.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ . . . . .
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I admired Joe; I thought him wiser and cleverer than any white boy in the
+ world. He could smell out 'possums unerringly, and I firmly believed he
+ could see yards through the muddiest of dam water; for once, when I
+ dropped my boat in, and was not sure of the spot, he fished it out first
+ try. With cotton reels and bits of stick and bark he would make the model
+ of a station homestead, slaughter-yards, sheep-yards, and all complete,
+ working in ideas and improvements of his own which might have been put
+ into practice with advantage. He was a most original and interesting liar
+ upon all subjects upon which he was ignorant and which came up
+ incidentally. He gave me a very interesting account of an interview
+ between his father and Queen Victoria, and mentioned casually that his
+ father had walked across the Thames without getting wet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He also told me how he, Joe, had tied a mounted trooper to a verandah post
+ and thrashed him with pine saplings until the timber gave out and he was
+ tired. I questioned Jimmie, but the incidents seemed to have escaped the
+ old king's memory.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Joe could build bigger woodheaps with less wood than any black or white
+ tramp or loafer round there. He was a born architect. He took a world of
+ pains with his wood-heaps&mdash;he built them hollow, in the shape of a
+ break-wind, with the convex side towards the house for the benefit of his
+ employers. Joe was easy-going; he had inherited a love of peace and
+ quietness from his father. Uncle generally came home after dark, and Joe
+ would have little fires lit at safe distances all round the house, in
+ order to convey an impression that the burning off was proceeding
+ satisfactorily.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the warm weather came, Joe and I got into trouble with an old hag for
+ bathing in a waterhole in the creek in front of her shanty, and she
+ impounded portions of our wardrobe. We shouldn't have lost much if she had
+ taken it all; but our sense of injury was deep, especially as she used
+ very bad grammar towards us.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Joe addressed her from the safe side of the water. He said, &ldquo;Look here!
+ Old leather-face, sugar-eye, plar-bag marmy, I call it you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Plar-bag marmy&rdquo; meant &ldquo;Mother Flour-bag&rdquo;, and ration sugar was decidedly
+ muddy in appearance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She came round the waterhole with a clothes prop, and made good time, too;
+ but we got across and away with our clothes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That little incident might have changed the whole course of my existence.
+ Plar-bag Marmy made a formal complaint to uncle, who happened to pass
+ there on horseback about an hour later; and the same evening Joe's latest
+ and most carefully planned wood heap collapsed while aunt was pulling a
+ stick out of it in the dark, and it gave her a bad scare, the results of
+ which might have been serious.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So uncle gave us a thrashing, without the slightest regard for racial
+ distinctions, and sent us to bed without our suppers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We sought Jimmie's camp, but Joe got neither sympathy nor damper from his
+ father, and I was sent home with a fatherly lecture &ldquo;for going alonga that
+ fella,&rdquo; meaning Joe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Joe and I discussed existence at a waterhole down the creek next
+ afternoon, over a billy of crawfish which we had boiled and a piece of
+ gritty damper, and decided to retire beyond the settled districts&mdash;some
+ five hundred miles or so&mdash;to a place that Joe said he knew of, where
+ there were lagoons and billabongs ten miles wide, alive with ducks and
+ fish, and black cockatoos and kangaroos and wombats, that only waited to
+ be knocked over with a stick.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I thought I might as well start and be a blackfellow at once, so we got a
+ rusty pan without a handle, and cooked about a pint of fat yellow
+ oak-grubs; and I was about to fall to when we were discovered, and the
+ full weight of combined family influence was brought to bear on the
+ situation. We had broken a new pair of shears digging out those grubs from
+ under the bark of the she-oaks, and had each taken a blade as his own
+ especial property, which we thought was the best thing to do under the
+ circumstances. Uncle wanted those shears badly, so he received us with the
+ buggy whip&mdash;and he didn't draw the colour line either. All that night
+ and next day I wished he had. I was sent home, and Joe went droving with
+ uncle soon after that, else I might have lived a life of freedom and
+ content and died out peacefully with the last of my adopted tribe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Joe died of consumption on the track. When he was dying uncle asked: &ldquo;Is
+ there anything you would like?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And Joe said: &ldquo;I'd like a lilly drap o' rum, boss.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Which were his last words, for he drank the rum and died peacefully.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was the first to hear the news at home, and, being still a youngster, I
+ ran to the house, crying &ldquo;Oh, mother! aunt's Joe is dead!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There were visitors at our place at the time, and, as the eldest child of
+ the maternal aunt in question had also been christened Joe&mdash;after a
+ grandfather of our tribe (my tribe, not Black Joe's)&mdash;the news caused
+ a sudden and unpleasant sensation. But cross-examination explained the
+ mistake, and I retired to the rear of the pig-sty, as was my custom when
+ things went wrong, with another cause for grief.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0012" id="link2H_4_0012">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ They Wait on the Wharf in Black
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;Seems to me that honest, hard-working men seem to accumulate
+ the heaviest swags of trouble in this world.&rdquo;&mdash;Steelman.
+
+ Told by Mitchell's Mate.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We were coming back from West Australia, steerage&mdash;Mitchell, the
+ Oracle, and I. I had gone over saloon, with a few pounds in my pocket.
+ Mitchell said this was a great mistake&mdash;I should have gone over
+ steerage with nothing but the clothes I stood upright in, and come back
+ saloon with a pile. He said it was a very common mistake that men made,
+ but, as far as his experience went, there always seemed to be a
+ deep-rooted popular prejudice in favour of going away from home with a few
+ pounds in one's pocket and coming back stumped; at least amongst rovers
+ and vagabonds like ourselves&mdash;it wasn't so generally popular or
+ admired at home, or in the places we came back to, as it was in the places
+ we went to. Anyway it went, there wasn't the slightest doubt that our
+ nearest and dearest friends were, as a rule, in favour of our taking away
+ as little as we could possibly manage with, and coming back with a pile,
+ whether we came back saloon or not; and that ought to settle the matter as
+ far as any chap that had the slightest consideration for his friends or
+ family was concerned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was a good deal of misery, underneath, coming home in that steerage.
+ One man had had his hand crushed and amputated out Coolgardie way, and the
+ stump had mortified, and he was being sent to Melbourne by his mates. Some
+ had lost their money, some a couple of years of their life, some their
+ souls; but none seemed to have lost the heart to call up the quiet grin
+ that southern rovers, vagabonds, travellers for &ldquo;graft&rdquo; or fortune, and
+ professional wanderers wear in front of it all. Except one man&mdash;an
+ elderly eastern digger&mdash;he had lost his wife in Sydney while he was
+ away.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They sent him a wire to the Boulder Soak, or somewhere out back of White
+ Feather, to say that his wife was seriously ill; but the wire went wrong,
+ somehow, after the manner of telegrams not connected with mining, on the
+ lines of &ldquo;the Western&rdquo;. They sent him a wire to say that his wife was
+ dead, and that reached him all right&mdash;only a week late.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I can imagine it. He got the message at dinner-time, or when they came
+ back to the camp. His mate wanted him to sit in the shade, or lie in the
+ tent, while he got the billy boiled. &ldquo;You must brace up and pull yourself
+ together, Tom, for the sake of the youngsters.&rdquo; And Tom for long intervals
+ goes walking up and down, up and down, by the camp&mdash;under the brassy
+ sky or the gloaming&mdash;under the brilliant star-clusters that hang over
+ the desert plain, but never raising his eyes to them; kicking a tuft of
+ grass or a hole in the sand now and then, and seeming to watch the
+ progress of the track he is tramping out. The wife of twenty years was
+ with him&mdash;though two thousand miles away&mdash;till that message
+ came.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I can imagine Tome sitting with his mates round the billy, they talking in
+ quiet, subdued tones about the track, the departure of coaches, trains and
+ boats&mdash;arranging for Tom's journey East, and the working of the claim
+ in his absence. Or Tom lying on his back in his bunk, with his hands under
+ his head and his eyes fixed on the calico above&mdash;thinking, thinking,
+ thinking. Thinking, with a touch of his boyhood's faith perhaps; or
+ wondering what he had done in his long, hard-working married life, that
+ God should do this thing to him now, of all times.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You'd best take what money we have in the camp, Tom; you'll want it all
+ ag'in' the time you get back from Sydney, and we can fix it up
+ arterwards.... There's a couple o' clean shirts o' mine&mdash;you'd best
+ take 'em&mdash;you'll want 'em on the voyage.... You might as well take
+ them there new pants o' mine, they'll only dry-rot out here&mdash;and the
+ coat, too, if you like&mdash;it's too small for me, anyway. You won't have
+ any time in Perth, and you'll want some decent togs to land with in
+ Sydney.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ . . . . .
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I wouldn't 'a' cared so much if I'd 'a' seen the last of her,&rdquo; he said,
+ in a quiet, patient voice, to us one night by the rail. &ldquo;I would 'a' liked
+ to have seen the last of her.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Have you been long in the West?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Over two years. I made up to take a run across last Christmas, and have a
+ look at 'em. But I couldn't very well get away when 'exemption-time' came.
+ I didn't like to leave the claim.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do any good over there?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, things brightened up a bit the last month or two. I had a hard pull
+ at first; landed without a penny, and had to send back every shilling I
+ could rake up to get things straightened up a bit at home. Then the eldest
+ boy fell ill, and then the baby. I'd reckoned on bringing 'em over to
+ Perth or Coolgardie when the cool weather came, and having them somewheres
+ near me, where I could go and have a look at 'em now and then, and look
+ after them.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Going back to the West again?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, yes. I must go for the sake of the youngsters. But I don't seem to
+ have much heart in it.&rdquo; He smoked awhile. &ldquo;Over twenty years we struggled
+ along together&mdash;the missus and me&mdash;and it seems hard that I
+ couldn't see the last of her. It's rough on a man.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The world is damned rough on a man sometimes,&rdquo; said Mitchell, &ldquo;most
+ especially when he least deserves it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The digger crossed his arms on the rail like an old &ldquo;cocky&rdquo; at the fence
+ in the cool of the evening, yarning with an old crony.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mor'n twenty years she stuck to me and struggled along by my side. She
+ never give in. I'll swear she was on her feet till the last, with her
+ sleeves tucked up&mdash;bustlin' round.... And just when things was
+ brightening and I saw a chance of giving her a bit of a rest and comfort
+ for the end of her life.... I thought of it all only t'other week when
+ things was clearing up ahead; and the last 'order' I sent over I set to
+ work and wrote her a long letter, putting all the good news and
+ encouragement I could think of into it. I thought how that letter would
+ brighten up things at home, and how she'd read it round. I thought of lots
+ of things that a man never gets time to think of while his nose is kept to
+ the grindstone. And she was dead and in her grave, and I never knowed it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mitchell dug his elbow into my ribs and made signs for the matches to
+ light his pipe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;An' yer never knowed,&rdquo; reflected the Oracle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But I always had an idea when there was trouble at home,&rdquo; the digger went
+ on presently, in his quiet, patient tone. &ldquo;I always knowed; I always had a
+ kind of feeling that way&mdash;I felt it&mdash;no matter how far I was
+ away. When the youngsters was sick I knowed it, and I expected the letter
+ that come. About a fortnight ago I had a feeling that way when the wife
+ was ill. The very stars out there on the desert by the Boulder Soak seemed
+ to say: 'There's trouble at home. Go home. There's trouble at home.' But I
+ never dreamed what that trouble was. One night I did make up my mind to
+ start in the morning, but when the morning came I hadn't an excuse, and
+ was ashamed to tell my mates the truth. They might have thought I was
+ going ratty, like a good many go out there.&rdquo; Then he broke off with a sort
+ of laugh, as if it just struck him that we might think he was a bit off
+ his head, or that his talk was getting uncomfortable for us. &ldquo;Curious,
+ ain't it?&rdquo; he said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Reminds me of a case I knowed,&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; commenced the Oracle, after
+ a pause.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I could have pitched him overboard; but that was a mistake. He and the old
+ digger sat on the for'ard hatch half the night yarning, mostly about queer
+ starts, and rum go's, and curious cases the Oracle had knowed, and I think
+ the Oracle did him a lot of good somehow, for he seemed more cheerful in
+ the morning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We were overcrowded in the steerage, but Mitchell managed to give up his
+ berth to the old digger without letting him know it. Most of the chaps
+ seemed anxious to make a place at the first table and pass the first
+ helpings of the dishes to the &ldquo;old cove that had lost his missus.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They all seemed to forget him as we entered the Heads; they had their own
+ troubles to attend to. They were in the shadow of the shame of coming back
+ hard up, and the grins began to grow faint and sickly. But I didn't forget
+ him. I wish sometimes that I didn't take so much notice of things.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was no mistaking them&mdash;the little group that stood apart near
+ the end of the wharf, dressed in cheap black. There was the eldest single
+ sister&mdash;thin, pale, and haggard-looking&mdash;that had had all the
+ hard worry in the family till her temper was spoilt, as you could see by
+ the peevish, irritable lines in her face. She had to be the mother of them
+ all now, and had never known, perhaps, what it was to be a girl or a
+ sweetheart. She gave a hard, mechanical sort of smile when she saw her
+ father, and then stood looking at the boat in a vacant, hopeless sort of
+ way. There was the baby, that he saw now for the first time, crowing and
+ jumping at the sight of the boat coming in; there was the eldest boy,
+ looking awkward and out of place in his new slop-suit of black, shifting
+ round uneasily, and looking anywhere but at his father. But the little
+ girl was the worst, and a pretty little girl she was, too; she never took
+ her streaming eyes off her father's face the whole time. You could see
+ that her little heart was bursting, and with pity for him. They were too
+ far apart to speak to each other as yet. The boat seemed a cruel long long
+ time swinging alongside&mdash;I wished they'd hurry up. He'd brought his
+ traps up early, and laid 'em on the deck under the rail; he stood very
+ quiet with his hands behind him, looking at his children. He had a strong,
+ square, workman's face, but I could see his chin and mouth quivering under
+ the stubbly, iron-grey beard, and the lump working in his throat; and one
+ strong hand gripped the other very tight behind, but his eyelids never
+ quivered&mdash;only his eyes seemed to grow more and more sad and
+ lonesome. These are the sort of long, cruel moments when a man sits or
+ stands very tight and quiet and calm-looking, with his whole past life
+ going whirling through his brain, year after year, and over and over
+ again. Just as the digger seemed about to speak to them he met the
+ brimming eyes of his little girl turned up to his face. He looked at her
+ for a moment, and then turned suddenly and went below as if pretending to
+ go down for his things. I noticed that Mitchell&mdash;who hadn't seemed to
+ be noticing anything in particular&mdash;followed him down. When they came
+ on deck again we were right alongside.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Ello, Nell!&rdquo; said the digger to the eldest daughter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Ello, father!&rdquo; she said, with a sort of gasp, but trying to smile.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Ello, Jack, how are you getting on?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All right, father,&rdquo; said the boy, brightening up, and seeming greatly
+ relieved.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He looked down at the little girl with a smile that I can't describe, but
+ didn't speak to her. She still stood with quivering chin and mouth and
+ great brimming eyes upturned, full of such pity as I never saw before in a
+ child-face&mdash;pity for him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You can get ashore now,&rdquo; said Mitchell; &ldquo;see, they've got the gangway out
+ aft.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Presently I saw Mitchell with the portmanteau in his hand, and the baby on
+ his arm, steering them away to a quiet corner of the shed at the top of
+ the wharf. The digger had the little girl in his arms, and both hers were
+ round his neck, and her face hidden on his shoulder.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Mitchell came back, he leant on the rail for a while by my side, as
+ if it was a boundary fence out back, and there was no hurry to break up
+ camp and make a start.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What did you follow him below that time for, Mitchell?&rdquo; I asked
+ presently, for want of something better to say.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mitchell looked at me out of the corners of his eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I wanted to score a drink!&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;I thought he wanted one and
+ wouldn't like to be a Jimmy Woodser.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0013" id="link2H_4_0013">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ Seeing the Last of You
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;When you're going away by boat,&rdquo; said Mitchell, &ldquo;you ought to say
+ good-bye to the women at home, and to the chaps at the last pub. I hate
+ waiting on the wharf or up on deck when the boat's behind time. There's no
+ sense in it, and a lot of unnecessary misery. Your friends wait on the
+ wharf and you are kept at the rail to the bitter end, just when they and
+ you most want a spell. And why? Some of them hang out because they love
+ you, and want to see the last of you; some because they don't like you to
+ see them going away without seeing the last of you; and you hang out
+ mostly because it would hurt 'em if you went below and didn't give them a
+ chance of seeing the last of you all the time&mdash;and you curse the boat
+ and wish to God it would start. And those who love you most&mdash;the
+ women-folk of the family&mdash;and who are making all the fuss and
+ breaking their hearts about having to see the last of you, and least want
+ to do it&mdash;they hang out the longest, and are the most determined to
+ see it. Where's the sense in it? What's the good of seeing the last of
+ you? How do women manage to get consolation out of a thing like that?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But women get consolation out of queer things sometimes,&rdquo; he added
+ reflectively, &ldquo;and so do men.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I remember when I was knocking about the coasts, an old aunt of mine
+ always persisted in coming down to see the last of me, and bringing the
+ whole family too&mdash;no matter if I was only going away for a month. I
+ was her favourite. I always turned up again in a few months; but if I'd
+ come back every next boat it wouldn't have made the slightest difference
+ to her. She'd say that I mightn't come back some day, and then she'd never
+ forgive herself nor the family for not seeing me off. I suppose she'll see
+ the end of me yet if she lives long enough&mdash;and she's a wiry old lady
+ of the old school. She was old-fashioned and dressed like a fright, they
+ said at home. They hated being seen in public with her; to tell the truth,
+ I felt a bit ashamed, too, at times. I wouldn't be, now. When I'd get her
+ off on to the wharf I'd be overcome with my feelings, and have to retire
+ to the privacy of the bar to hide my emotions till the boat was going. And
+ she'd stand on the end of the pier and wave her handkerchief and mop her
+ old eyes with it until she was removed by force.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;God bless her old heart! There wasn't so much affection wasted on me at
+ home that I felt crowded by hers; and I never lost anything by her seeing
+ the last of me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I do wish the Oracle would stop that confounded fiddle of his&mdash;it
+ makes you think over damned old things.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0014" id="link2H_4_0014">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ Two Boys at Grinder Brothers'
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Five or six half-grown larrikins sat on the cemented sill of the big
+ window of Grinder Bros.' Railway Coach Factory waiting for the work bell,
+ and one of the number was Bill Anderson&mdash;known as &ldquo;Carstor Hoil&rdquo;&mdash;a
+ young terror of fourteen or fifteen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Here comes Balmy Arvie,&rdquo; exclaimed Bill as a pale, timid-looking little
+ fellow rounded the corner and stood against the wall by the door. &ldquo;How's
+ your parents, Balmy?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The boy made no answer; he shrank closer to the entrance. The first bell
+ went.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What yer got for dinner, Balmy? Bread 'n' treacle?&rdquo; asked the young
+ ruffian; then for the edification of his chums he snatched the boy's
+ dinner bag and emptied its contents on the pavement.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The door opened. Arvie gathered up his lunch, took his time-ticket, and
+ hurried in.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, Balmy,&rdquo; said one of the smiths as he passed, &ldquo;what do you think of
+ the boat race?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think,&rdquo; said the boy, goaded to reply, &ldquo;that it would be better if
+ young fellows of this country didn't think so much about racin' an'
+ fightin'.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The questioner stared blankly for a moment, then laughed suddenly in the
+ boy's face, and turned away. The rest grinned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Arvie's getting balmier than ever,&rdquo; guffawed young Bill.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Here, Carstor Hoil,&rdquo; cried one of the smiths' strikers, &ldquo;how much oil
+ will you take for a chew of terbaccer?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Teaspoonful?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, two.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All right; let's see the chew, first.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, you'll get it. What yer frighten' of?... Come on, chaps, 'n' see Bill
+ drink oil.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bill measured out some machine oil and drank it. He got the tobacco, and
+ the others got what they called &ldquo;the fun of seein' Bill drink oil!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The second bell rang, and Bill went up to the other end of the shop, where
+ Arvie was already at work sweeping shavings from under a bench.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The young terror seated himself on the end of this bench, drummed his
+ heels against the leg, and whistled. He was in no hurry, for his foreman
+ had not yet arrived. He amused himself by lazily tossing chips at Arvie,
+ who made no protest for a while. &ldquo;It would be&mdash;better&mdash;for this
+ country,&rdquo; said the young terror, reflectively and abstractedly, cocking
+ his eye at the whitewashed roof beams and feeling behind him on the bench
+ for a heavier chip&mdash;&ldquo;it would be better&mdash;for this country&mdash;if
+ young fellers didn't think so much about&mdash;about&mdash;racin'&mdash;AND
+ fightin'.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You let me alone,&rdquo; said Arvie.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, what'll you do?&rdquo; exclaimed Bill, bringing his eye down with feigned
+ surprise. Then, in an indignant tone, &ldquo;I don't mind takin' a fall out of
+ yer, now, if yer like.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Arvie went on with his work. Bill tossed all the chips within reach, and
+ then sat carelessly watching some men at work, and whistling the &ldquo;Dead
+ March&rdquo;. Presently he asked:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What's yer name, Balmy?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No answer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Carn't yer answer a civil question? I'd soon knock the sulks out of yer
+ if I was yer father.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My name's Arvie; you know that.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Arvie what?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Arvie Aspinall.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bill cocked his eye at the roof and thought a while and whistled; then he
+ said suddenly:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Say, Balmy, where d'yer live?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Jones' Alley.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Jones' Alley.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A short, low whistle from Bill. &ldquo;What house?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Number Eight.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Garn! What yer giv'nus?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm telling the truth. What's there funny about it? What do I want to
+ tell you a lie for?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, we lived there once, Balmy. Old folks livin'?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mother is; father's dead.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bill scratched the back of his head, protruded his under lip, and
+ reflected.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I say, Arvie, what did yer father die of?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Heart disease. He dropped down dead at his work.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Long, low, intense whistle from Bill. He wrinkled his forehead and stared
+ up at the beams as if he expected to see something unusual there. After a
+ while he said, very impressively: &ldquo;So did mine.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The coincidence hadn't done striking him yet; he wrestled with it for
+ nearly a minute longer. Then he said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I suppose yer mother goes out washin'?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'N' cleans offices?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So does mine. Any brothers 'n' sisters?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Two&mdash;one brother 'n' one sister.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bill looked relieved&mdash;for some reason.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I got nine,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Yours younger'n you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Lot of bother with the landlord?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, a good lot.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Had any bailiffs in yet?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, two.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They compared notes a while longer, and tailed off into a silence which
+ lasted three minutes and grew awkward towards the end.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bill fidgeted about on the bench, reached round for a chip, but
+ recollected himself. Then he cocked his eye at the roof once more and
+ whistled, twirling a shaving round his fingers the while. At last he tore
+ the shaving in two, jerked it impatiently from him, and said abruptly:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Look here, Arvie! I'm sorry I knocked over yer barrer yesterday.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thank you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This knocked Bill out the first round. He rubbed round uneasily on the
+ bench, fidgeted with the vise, drummed his fingers, whistled, and finally
+ thrust his hands in his pockets and dropped on his feet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Look here, Arvie!&rdquo; he said in low, hurried tones. &ldquo;Keep close to me goin'
+ out to-night, 'n' if any of the other chaps touches yer or says anything
+ to yer I'll hit 'em!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then he swung himself round the corner of a carriage &ldquo;body&rdquo; and was gone.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ . . . . .
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Arvie was late out of the shop that evening. His boss was a sub-contractor
+ for the coach-painting, and always tried to find twenty minutes' work for
+ his boys just about five or ten minutes before the bell rang. He employed
+ boys because they were cheap and he had a lot of rough work, and they
+ could get under floors and &ldquo;bogies&rdquo; with their pots and brushes, and do
+ all the &ldquo;priming&rdquo; and paint the trucks. His name was Collins, and the boys
+ were called &ldquo;Collins' Babies&rdquo;. It was a joke in the shop that he had a
+ &ldquo;weaning&rdquo; contract. The boys were all &ldquo;over fourteen&rdquo;, of course, because
+ of the Education Act. Some were nine or ten&mdash;wages from five
+ shillings to ten shillings. It didn't matter to Grinder Brothers so long
+ as the contracts were completed and the dividends paid. Collins preached
+ in the park every Sunday. But this has nothing to do with the story.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Arvie came out it was beginning to rain and the hands had all gone
+ except Bill, who stood with his back to a verandah-post, spitting with
+ very fair success at the ragged toe of one boot. He looked up, nodded
+ carelessly at Arvie, and then made a dive for a passing lorry, on the end
+ of which he disappeared round the next corner, unsuspected by the driver,
+ who sat in front with his pipe in his mouth and a bag over his shoulders.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Arvie started home with his heart and mind pretty full, and a stronger,
+ stranger aversion to ever going back to the shop again. This new,
+ unexpected, and unsought-for friendship embarrassed the poor lonely child.
+ It wasn't welcome.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But he never went back. He got wet going home, and that night he was a
+ dying child. He had been ill all the time, and Collins was one &ldquo;baby&rdquo;
+ short next day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0015" id="link2H_4_0015">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ The Selector's Daughter
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ I.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ She rode slowly down the steep siding from the main road to a track in the
+ bed of the Long Gully, the old grey horse picking his way zig-zag fashion.
+ She was about seventeen, slight in figure, and had a pretty freckled face
+ with a pathetically drooping mouth, and big sad brown eyes. She wore a
+ faded print dress, with an old black riding skirt drawn over it, and her
+ head was hidden in one of those ugly, old-fashioned white hoods, which,
+ seen from the rear, always suggest an old woman. She carried several
+ parcels of groceries strapped to the front of the dilapidated side-saddle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The track skirted a chain of rocky waterholes at the foot of the gully,
+ and the girl glanced nervously at these ghastly, evil-looking pools as she
+ passed them by. The sun had set, as far as Long Gully was concerned. The
+ old horse carefully followed a rough bridle track, which ran up the gully
+ now on one side of the watercourse and now on the other; the gully grew
+ deeper and darker, and its sullen, scrub-covered sides rose more steeply
+ as he progressed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The girl glanced round frequently, as though afraid of someone following
+ her. Once she drew rein, and listened to some bush sound. &ldquo;Kangaroos,&rdquo; she
+ murmured; it was only kangaroos. She crossed a dimmed little clearing
+ where a farm had been, and entered a thick scrub of box and stringy-bark
+ saplings. Suddenly with a heavy thud, thud, an &ldquo;old man&rdquo; kangaroo leapt
+ the path in front, startling the girl fearfully, and went up the siding
+ towards the peak.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, my God!&rdquo; she gasped, with her hand on her heart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She was very nervous this evening; her heart was hurt now, and she held
+ her hand close to it, while tears started from her eyes and glistened in
+ the light of the moon, which was rising over the gap ahead.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, if I could only go away from the bush!&rdquo; she moaned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The old horse plodded on, and now and then shook his head&mdash;sadly, it
+ seemed&mdash;as if he knew her troubles and was sorry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She passed another clearing, and presently came to a small homestead in a
+ stringy-bark hollow below a great gap in the ridges&mdash;&ldquo;Deadman's Gap&rdquo;.
+ The place was called &ldquo;Deadman's Hollow&rdquo;, and looked like it. The &ldquo;house&rdquo;&mdash;a
+ low, two-roomed affair, with skillions&mdash;was built of half-round slabs
+ and stringy-bark, and was nearly all roof; the bark, being darkened from
+ recent rain, gave it a drearier appearance than usual.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A big, coarse-looking youth of about twenty was nailing a green kangaroo
+ skin to the slabs; he was out of temper because he had bruised his thumb.
+ The girl unstrapped the parcels and carried them in; as she passed her
+ brother, she said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Take the saddle off for me, will you, Jack?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, carnt yer take it off yerself?&rdquo; he snarled; &ldquo;carnt yer see I'm busy?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She took off the saddle and bridle, and carried them into a shed, where
+ she hung them on a beam. The patient old hack shook himself with an energy
+ that seemed ill-advised, considering his age and condition, and went off
+ towards the &ldquo;dam&rdquo;.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ An old woman sat in the main room beside a fireplace which took up almost
+ the entire end of the house. A plank-table, supported on stakes driven
+ into the ground, stood in the middle of the room, and two slab benches
+ were fixtures on each side. The floor was clay. All was clean and
+ poverty-stricken; all that could be whitewashed was white, and everything
+ that could be washed was scrubbed. The slab shelves were covered with
+ clean newspapers, on which bright tins, and pannikins, and fragments of
+ crockery were set to the greatest advantage. The walls, however, were
+ disfigured by Christmas supplements of illustrated journals.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The girl came in and sat down wearily on a stool opposite to the old
+ woman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Are you any better, mother?&rdquo; she asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Very little, Mary, very little. Have you seen your father?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I wonder where he is?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You might wonder. What's the use of worrying about it, mother?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I suppose he's drinking again.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Most likely. Worrying yourself to death won't help it!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The old woman sat and moaned about her troubles, as old women do. She had
+ plenty to moan about.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I wonder where your brother Tom is? We haven't heard from him for a year
+ now. He must be in trouble again; something tells me he must be in trouble
+ again.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mary swung her hood off into her lap.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why do you worry about it, mother? What's the use?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I only wish I knew. I only wish I knew!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What good would that do? You know Tom went droving with Fred Dunn, and
+ Fred will look after him; and, besides, Tom's older now and got more
+ sense.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, you don't care&mdash;you don't care! You don't feel it, but I'm his
+ mother, and&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, for God's sake, don't start that again, mother; it hurts me more than
+ you think. I'm his sister; I've suffered enough, God knows! Don't make
+ matters worse than they are!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Here comes father!&rdquo; shouted one of the children outside, &ldquo;'n' he's
+ bringing home a steer.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The old woman sat still, and clasped her hands nervously. Mary tried to
+ look cheerful, and moved the saucepan on the fire. A big, dark-bearded
+ man, mounted on a small horse, was seen in the twilight driving a steer
+ towards the cow-yard. A boy ran to let down the slip-rails.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Presently Mary and her mother heard the clatter of rails let down and put
+ up again, and a minute later a heavy step like the tread of a horse was
+ heard outside. The selector lumbered in, threw his hat in a corner, and
+ sat down by the table. His wife rose and bustled round with simulated
+ cheerfulness. Presently Mary hazarded&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Where have you been, father?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Somewheers.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was a wretched silence, lasting until the old woman took courage to
+ say timidly:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So you've brought a steer, Wylie?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes!&rdquo; he snapped; the tone seemed defiant.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The old woman's hands trembled, so that she dropped a cup. Mary turned a
+ shade paler.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Here, git me some tea. Git me some TEA!&rdquo; shouted Mr. Wylie. &ldquo;I ain't
+ agoin' to sit here all night!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His wife made what haste her nervousness would allow, and they soon sat
+ down to tea. Jack, the eldest son, was sulky, and his father muttered
+ something about knocking the sulks out of him with an axe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What's annoyed you, Jack?&rdquo; asked his mother, humbly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He scowled and made no answer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The younger children&mdash;three boys and a girl&mdash;began quarrelling
+ as soon as they sat down. Wylie yelled at them now and then, and grumbled
+ at the cooking, and at his wife for not being able to keep the children
+ quiet. It was: &ldquo;Marther! you didn't put no sugar in my tea.&rdquo; &ldquo;Mother,
+ Jimmy's got my place; make him move.&rdquo; &ldquo;Mawther! do speak to this Fred.&rdquo;
+ &ldquo;Oh! father, this big brute of a Harry's kickin' me!&rdquo; And so on.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ II.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ When the miserable meal was over, Wylie got a rope and a butcher's knife,
+ and went out to slaughter the steer; but first there was a row, because he
+ thought&mdash;or pretended to think&mdash;that somebody had been using his
+ knife. He lassoed the beast, drew it up to the rails, and slaughtered it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Meanwhile, Jack and his next brother took an old gun, let the dogs loose,
+ and went 'possum shooting.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Presently Wylie came in again, sat down by the fire, and smoked. The
+ children quarrelled over a boy's book; Mrs. Wylie made weak attempts to
+ keep the peace, but they took no notice of her. Suddenly her husband rose
+ with an oath, seized the novel, and threw it behind the fire.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Git to bed! git to bed!&rdquo; he roared at the children; &ldquo;git to bed, or I'll
+ smash your brains with the axe!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They got to bed. It was made of saplings and bark, covered with three
+ bushel-bags full of straw and old pieces of blanket sewn together. The
+ children quarrelled in bed till their father took off his belt and &ldquo;went
+ into&rdquo; them, according to promise. There was a sudden hush, followed by a
+ sound like a bird-clapper; then howls; then a peaceful calm fell upon that
+ happy home.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wylie went out again, and was absent an hour; on his return he sat by the
+ fire and smoked sullenly. After a while he snatched the pipe from his
+ mouth, and looked impatiently at the old woman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh! for God's sake, git to bed,&rdquo; he snapped, &ldquo;and don't be asittin' there
+ like a blarsted funeral! You're enough to give a man the dismals.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. Wylie gathered up her sewing and retired. Then he said to his
+ daughter: &ldquo;You come and hold the candle.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mary put on her hood and followed her father to the yard. The carcase lay
+ close to the rails, against which two sheets of bark had been raised as a
+ break-wind. The beast had been partly skinned, and a portion of the hide,
+ where a brand might have been, was carefully turned back. Mary noticed
+ this at once. Her father went on with his work, and occasionally grumbled
+ at her for not holding the candle right.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Where did you buy the steer, father?&rdquo; she asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ask no questions and hear no lies.&rdquo; Then he added, &ldquo;Carn't you see it's a
+ clear skin?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She had a keen sense of humour, and the idea of a &ldquo;'clear skin' steer&rdquo;
+ would have amused her at any other time. She didn't smile now.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He turned the carcase over; the loose hide fell back, and the light shone
+ on a distinct brand. White as a sheet went Mary's face, and her hand
+ trembled so that she nearly let the candle fall.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What are you adoin' of now?&rdquo; shouted her father. &ldquo;Hold the candle, carn't
+ you? You're worse than the old woman.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Father! the beast is branded! See!&mdash;&mdash; What does PB stand for?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Poor Beggar, like myself. Hold the candle, carn't you?&mdash;and hold
+ your tongue.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mary was startled again by hearing the tread of a horse, but it was only
+ the old grey munching round. Her father finished skinning, and drew the
+ carcase up to a make-shift &ldquo;gallows&rdquo;. &ldquo;Now you can go to bed,&rdquo; he said, in
+ a gentler tone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She went to her bedroom&mdash;a small, low, slab skillion, built on to the
+ end of the house&mdash;and fell on her knees by the bunk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;God help me! God help us all!&rdquo; she cried.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She lay down, but could not sleep. She was nervously ill&mdash;nearly mad,
+ because of the dark, disgraceful cloud of trouble which hung over her
+ home. Always in trouble&mdash;always in trouble. It started long ago, when
+ her favourite brother Tom ran away. She was little more than a child then,
+ intensely sensitive; and when she sat in the old bark school she fancied
+ that the other children were thinking or whispering to each other, &ldquo;Her
+ brother's in prison! Mary Wylie's brother's in prison! Tom Wylie's in
+ gaol!&rdquo; She was thinking of it still. They were ever with her, those
+ horrible days and nights of the first shadow of shame. She had the same
+ horror of evil, the same fearful dread of disgrace that her mother had.
+ She had been ambitious; she had managed to read much, and had wild dreams
+ of going to the city and rising above the common level, but that was all
+ past now.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ How could she rise when the cruel hand of disgrace was ever ready to drag
+ her down at any moment. &ldquo;Ah, God!&rdquo; she moaned in her misery, &ldquo;if we could
+ only be born without kin&mdash;with no one to disgrace us but ourselves!
+ It's cruel, God, it's cruel to suffer for the crimes of others!&rdquo; She was
+ getting selfish in her troubles&mdash;like her mother. &ldquo;I want to go away
+ from the bush and all I know.... O God, help me to go away from the bush!&rdquo;
+ Presently she fell asleep&mdash;if sleep it may be called&mdash;and dreamt
+ of sailing away, sailing away far out on the sea beyond the horizon of her
+ dread. Then came a horrible nightmare, in which she and all her family
+ were arrested for a terrible crime. She woke in a fright, and saw a
+ reddish glare on the window. Her father was poking round some logs where
+ they had been &ldquo;burning-off&rdquo;. A pungent odour came through a broken pane
+ and turned her sick. He was burning the hide.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wylie did not go to bed that night; he got his breakfast before daylight,
+ and rode up through the frosty gap while the stars were still out,
+ carrying a bag of beef in front of him on the grey horse. Mary said
+ nothing about the previous night. Her mother wondered how much &ldquo;father&rdquo;
+ had given for the steer, and supposed he had gone into town to sell the
+ hide; the poor soul tried to believe that he had come by the steer
+ honestly. Mary fried some meat, and tried to eat it for her mother's sake,
+ but could manage only a few mouthfuls. Mrs. Wylie also seemed to have lost
+ her appetite. Jack and his brother, who had been out all night, made a
+ hearty breakfast. Then Jimmy started to peg out the 'possum skins, while
+ Jack went to look for a missing pony. Mary was left to milk all the cows,
+ and feed the calves and pigs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Shortly after dinner one of the children ran to the door, and cried:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, mother&mdash;here's three mounted troopers comin' up the gully!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, my God!&rdquo; cried the mother, sinking back in her chair and trembling
+ like a leaf. The children ran and hid in the scrub. Mary stood up,
+ terribly calm, and waited. The eldest trooper dismounted, came to the
+ door, glanced suspiciously at the remains of the meal, and abruptly asked
+ the dreaded question:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mrs. Wylie, where's your husband?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She dropped the tea-cup, from which she had pretended to be drinking
+ unconcernedly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What? Why, what do you want my husband for?&rdquo; she asked in pitiful
+ desperation. SHE looked like the guilty party.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, you know well enough,&rdquo; he sneered impatiently.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mary rose and faced him. &ldquo;How dare you talk to my mother like that?&rdquo; she
+ cried. &ldquo;If my poor brother Tom was only here&mdash;you&mdash;you coward!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The youngest trooper whispered something to his senior, and then, stung by
+ a sharp retort, said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, you needn't be a pig.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His two companions passed through into the spare skillion, where they
+ found some beef in a cask, and more already salted down under a bag on the
+ end of a bench; then they went out at the back and had a look at the
+ cow-yard. The younger trooper lingered behind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'll try and get them up the gully on some excuse,&rdquo; he whispered to Mary.
+ &ldquo;You plant the hide before we come back.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's too late. Look there!&rdquo; She pointed through the doorway.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The other two were at the logs where the fire had been; the burning hide
+ had stuck to the logs in places like glue.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wylie's a fool,&rdquo; remarked the old trooper.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ III.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Jack disappeared shortly after his father's arrest on a charge of horse
+ and cattle-stealing, and Tom, the prodigal, turned up unexpectedly. He was
+ different from his father and eldest brother. He had an open good-humoured
+ face, and was very kind-hearted; but was subject to peculiar fits of
+ insanity, during which he did wild and foolish things for the mere love of
+ notoriety. He had two natures&mdash;one bright and good, the other sullen
+ and criminal. A taint of madness ran in the family&mdash;came down from
+ drunken and unprincipled fathers of dead generations; under different
+ conditions, it might have developed into genius in one or two&mdash;in
+ Mary, perhaps.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Cheer up, old woman!&rdquo; cried Tom, patting his mother on the back. &ldquo;We'll
+ be happy yet. I've been wild and foolish, I know, and gave you some awful
+ trouble, but that's all done with. I mean to keep steady, and by-and-bye
+ we'll go away to Sydney or Queensland. Give us a smile, mother.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He got some &ldquo;grubbing&rdquo; to do, and for six months kept the family in
+ provisions. Then a change came over him. He became moody and sullen&mdash;even
+ brutal. He would sit for hours and grin to himself without any apparent
+ cause; then he would stay away from home for days together.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Tom's going wrong again,&rdquo; wailed Mrs. Wylie. &ldquo;He'll get into trouble
+ again, I know he will. We are disgraced enough already, God knows.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You've done your best, mother,&rdquo; said Mary, &ldquo;and can do no more. People
+ will pity us; after all, the thing itself is not so bad as the everlasting
+ dread of it. This will be a lesson for father&mdash;he wanted one&mdash;and
+ maybe he'll be a better man.&rdquo; (She knew better than that.) &ldquo;YOU did your
+ best, mother.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, Mary! you don't know what I've gone through these thirty years in the
+ bush with your father. I've had to go down on my knees and beg people not
+ to prosecute him&mdash;and the same with your brother Tom; and this is the
+ end of it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Better to have let them go, mother; you should have left father when you
+ found out what sort of a man he was; it would have been better for all.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It was my duty to stick by him, child; he was my husband. Your father was
+ always a bad man, Mary&mdash;a bad man; I found it out too late. I could
+ not tell you a quarter of what I have suffered with him.... I was proud,
+ Mary; I wanted my children to be better than others.... It's my fault;
+ it's a judgment.... I wanted to make my children better than others.... I
+ was so proud, Mary.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mary had a sweetheart, a drover, who was supposed to be in Queensland. He
+ had promised to marry her, and take her and her mother away when he
+ returned; at least, she had promised to marry him on that condition. He
+ had now been absent on his latest trip for nearly six months, and there
+ was no news from him. She got a copy of a country paper to look for the
+ &ldquo;stock passings&rdquo;; but a startling headline caught her eye:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ IMPUDENT ATTEMPT AT ROBBERY UNDER ARMS.
+ &mdash;&mdash;
+ &ldquo;A drover known to the police as Frederick Dunn, alias Drew,
+ was arrested last week at&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ She read to the bitter end, and burned the paper. And the shadow of
+ another trouble, darker and drearier than all the rest, was upon her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So the little outcast family in Long Gully existed for several months,
+ seeing no one save a sympathetic old splitter who would come and smoke his
+ pipe by the fire of nights, and try to convince the old woman that matters
+ might have been worse, and that she wouldn't worry so much if she knew the
+ troubles of some of our biggest families, and that things would come out
+ all right and the lesson would do Wylie good. Also, that Tom was a
+ different boy altogether, and had more sense than to go wrong again. &ldquo;It
+ was nothing,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;nothing; they didn't know what trouble was.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But one day, when Mary and her mother were alone, the troopers came again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mrs. Wylie, where's your son Tom?&rdquo; they asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She sat still. She didn't even cry, &ldquo;Oh, my God!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't be frightened, Mrs. Wylie,&rdquo; said one of the troopers, gently. &ldquo;It
+ ain't for much anyway, and maybe Tom'll be able to clear himself.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mary sank on her knees by her mother's side, crying &ldquo;Speak to me, mother.
+ Oh, my God, she's dying! Speak for my sake, mother. Don't die, mother;
+ it's all a mistake. Don't die and leave me here alone.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the poor old woman was dead.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ . . . . .
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Wylie came out towards the end of the year, and a few weeks later he
+ brought home a&mdash;another woman.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ IV.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Bob Bentley, general hawker, was camping under some rocks by the main
+ road, near the foot of Long Gully. His mate was fast asleep under the
+ tilted trap. Bob stood with his back to the fire, his pipe in his mouth,
+ and his hands clasped behind him. The fire lit up the undersides of the
+ branches above; a native bear sat in a fork blinking down at it, while the
+ moon above him showed every hair on his ears. From among the trees came
+ the pleasant jingle of hobble-chains, the slow tread of hoofs, and the
+ &ldquo;crunch, crunch&rdquo; at the grass, as the horses moved about and grazed, now
+ in moonlight, now in the soft shadows. &ldquo;Old Thunder&rdquo;, a big black dog of
+ no particular breed, gave a meaning look at his master, and started up the
+ ridge, followed by several smaller dogs. Soon Bob heard from the hillside
+ the &ldquo;hy-yi-hi, whomp, whomp, whomp!&rdquo; of old Thunder, and the
+ yop-yop-yopping of the smaller fry&mdash;they had tree'd a 'possum. Bob
+ threw himself on the grass, and pretended to be asleep. There was a sound
+ as of a sizeable boulder rolling down the hill, and presently Thunder
+ trotted round the fire to see if his master would come. Bob snored. The
+ dog looked suspiciously at him, trotted round once or twice, and as a last
+ resource gave him two great slobbery licks across the face. Bob got up
+ with a good-natured oath.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, old party,&rdquo; he said to Thunder, &ldquo;you're a thundering old nuisance;
+ but I s'pose you won't be satisfied till I come.&rdquo; He got a gun from the
+ waggonette, loaded it, and started up the ridge; old Thunder rushing to
+ and fro to show the way&mdash;as if the row the other dogs were making
+ wasn't enough to guide his master.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Bob returned with the 'possums he was startled to see a woman in the
+ camp. She was sitting on a log by the fire, with her elbows on her knees
+ and her face in her hands.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why&mdash;what the dev&mdash;who are you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The girl raised a white desperate face to him. It was Mary Wylie.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My father and&mdash;and the woman&mdash;they're drinking&mdash;they
+ turned me out! they turned me out.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Did they now? I'm sorry for that. What can I do for you?... She's mad
+ sure enough,&rdquo; he thought to himself; &ldquo;I thought it was a ghost.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't know,&rdquo; she wailed, &ldquo;I don't know. You're a man, and I'm a
+ helpless girl. They turned me out! My mother's dead, and my brothers gone
+ away. Look! Look here!&rdquo; pointing to a bruise on her forehead. &ldquo;The woman
+ did that. My own father stood by and saw it done&mdash;said it served me
+ right! Oh, my God!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What woman? Tell me all about it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The woman father brought home!... I want to go away from the bush! Oh!
+ for God's sake take me away from the bush!... Anything! anything!&mdash;you
+ know!&mdash;only take me away from the bush!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bob and his mate&mdash;who had been roused&mdash;did their best to soothe
+ her; but suddenly, without a moment's warning, she sprang to her feet and
+ scrambled to the top of the rock overhanging the camp. She stood for a
+ moment in the bright moonlight, gazing intently down the vacant road.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Here they come!&rdquo; she cried, pointing down the road. &ldquo;Here they come&mdash;the
+ troopers! I can see their cap-peaks glistening in the moonlight!... I'm
+ going away! Mother's gone. I'm going now!&mdash;Good-bye!&mdash;Good-bye!
+ I'm going away from the bush!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then she ran through the trees towards the foot of Long Gully. Bob and his
+ mate followed; but, being unacquainted with the locality, they lost her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She ran to the edge of a granite cliff on the higher side of the deepest
+ of the rocky waterholes. There was a heavy splash, and three startled
+ kangaroos, who had been drinking, leapt back and sped away, like three
+ grey ghosts, up the ridge towards the moonlit peak.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0016" id="link2H_4_0016">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ Mitchell on the &ldquo;Sex&rdquo; and Other &ldquo;Problems&rdquo;
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I agree with 'T' in last week's 'Bulletin',&rdquo; said Mitchell, after
+ cogitating some time over the last drop of tea in his pannikin, held at
+ various angles, &ldquo;about what they call the 'Sex Problem'. There's no
+ problem, really, except Creation, and that's not our affair; we can't
+ solve it, and we've no right to make a problem out of it for ourselves to
+ puzzle over, and waste the little time that is given us about. It's we
+ that make the problems, not Creation. We make 'em, and they only smother
+ us; they'll smother the world in the end if we don't look out. Anything
+ that can be argued, for and against, from half a dozen different points of
+ view&mdash;and most things that men argue over can be&mdash;and anything
+ that has been argued about for thousands of years (as most things have) is
+ worse than profitless; it wastes the world's time and ours, and often
+ wrecks old mateships. Seems to me the deeper you read, think, talk, or
+ write about things that end in ism, the less satisfactory the result; the
+ more likely you are to get bushed and dissatisfied with the world. And the
+ more you keep on the surface of plain things, the plainer the sailing&mdash;the
+ more comfortable for you and everybody else. We've always got to come to
+ the surface to breathe, in the end, in any case; we're meant to live on
+ the surface, and we might as well stay there and look after it and
+ ourselves for all the good we do diving down after fish that aren't there,
+ except in our imagination. And some of 'em are very dead fish, too&mdash;the
+ 'Sex Problem', for instance. When we fall off the surface of the earth it
+ will be time enough to make a problem out of the fact that we couldn't
+ stick on. I'm a Federal Pro-trader in this country; I'm a Federalist
+ because I think Federation is the plain and natural course for Australia,
+ and I'm a Free-tectionist because I'm in favour of sinking any question,
+ or any two things, that enlightened people can argue and fight over, and
+ try, one after the other, for fifty years without being able to come to a
+ decision about, or prove which is best for the welfare of the country. It
+ only wastes a young country's time, and keeps it off the right track.
+ Federation isn't a problem&mdash;it's a plain fact&mdash;but they make a
+ problem out of every panel they have to push down in the rotten old
+ boundary fences.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Personal interests,&rdquo; suggested Joe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Of course. It's personal interest of the wrong sort that makes all the
+ problems. You can trace the sex problem to people who trade in unhealthy
+ personal interests. I believe in personal interests of the right sort&mdash;true
+ individualism. If we all looked after ourselves, and our wives and
+ families&mdash;if we have any&mdash;in the proper way, the world would be
+ all right. We waste too much time looking after each other.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, supposing we're travelling and have to get a shed and make a cheque
+ so's to be able to send a few quid home, as soon as we can, to the missus,
+ or the old folks, and the next water is twenty miles ahead. If we sat down
+ and argued over a social problem till doomsday, we wouldn't get to the
+ tank; we'd die of thirst, and the missus and kids, or the old folks, would
+ be sold up and turned out into the streets, and have to fall back on a
+ 'home of hope', or wait their turn at the Benevolent Asylum with bags for
+ broken victuals. I've seen that, and I don't want anybody belonging to me
+ to have to do it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Reminds me that when a poor, deserted girl goes to a 'home' they don't
+ make a problem of her&mdash;they do their best for her and try to get her
+ righted. And the priests, too: if there's anything in the sex or any other
+ problem&mdash;anything that hasn't been threshed out&mdash;they're the men
+ that'll know it. I'm not a Catholic, but I know this: that if a girl
+ that's been left by one&mdash;no matter what Church she belongs to&mdash;goes
+ to the priest, they'll work all the points they know (and they know 'em
+ all) to get her righted, and, if the chap, or his people, won't come up to
+ the scratch, Father Ryan'll frighten hell out of 'em. I can't say as much
+ for our own Churches.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But you're in favour of socialism and democracy?&rdquo; asked Joe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Of course I am. But the world won't do any good arguing over it. The
+ people will have to get up and walk, and, what's more, stick together&mdash;and
+ I don't think they'll ever do that&mdash;it ain't in human nature.
+ Socialism, or democracy, was all right in this country till it got
+ fashionable and was made a fad or a problem of. Then it got smothered
+ pretty quick. And a fad or a problem always breeds a host of parasites or
+ hangers-on. Why, as soon as I saw the advanced idealist fools&mdash;they're
+ generally the middle-class, shabby-genteel families that catch
+ Spiritualism and Theosophy and those sort of complaints, at the end of the
+ epidemic&mdash;that catch on at the tail-end of things and think they've
+ caught something brand, shining, new;&mdash;as soon as I saw them, and the
+ problem spielers and notoriety-hunters of both sexes, beginning to hang
+ round Australian Unionism, I knew it was doomed. And so it was. The
+ straight men were disgusted, or driven out. There are women who hang on
+ for the same reason that a girl will sometimes go into the dock and swear
+ an innocent man's life away. But as soon as they see that the cause is
+ dying, they drop it at once, and wait for another. They come like bloody
+ dingoes round a calf, and only leave the bones. They're about as
+ democratic as the crows. And the rotten 'sex-problem' sort of thing is the
+ cause of it all; it poisons weak minds&mdash;and strong ones too
+ sometimes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, you could make a problem out of Epsom salts. You might argue as to
+ why human beings want Epsom salts, and try to trace the causes that led up
+ to it. I don't like the taste of Epsom salts&mdash;it's nasty in the mouth&mdash;but
+ when I feel that way I take 'em, and I feel better afterwards; and that's
+ good enough for me. We might argue that black is white, and white is
+ black, and neither of 'em is anything, and nothing is everything; and a
+ woman's a man and a man's a woman, and it's really the man that has the
+ youngsters, only we imagine it's the woman because she imagines that she
+ has all the pain and trouble, and the doctor is under the impression that
+ he's attending to her, not the man, and the man thinks so too because he
+ imagines he's walking up and down outside, and slipping into the corner
+ pub now and then for a nip to keep his courage up, waiting, when it's his
+ wife that's doing that all the time; we might argue that it's all force of
+ imagination, and that imagination is an unknown force, and that the
+ unknown is nothing. But, when we've settled all that to our own
+ satisfaction, how much further ahead are we? In the end we'll come to the
+ conclusion that we ain't alive, and never existed, and then we'll leave
+ off bothering, and the world will go on just the same.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What about science?&rdquo; asked Joe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Science ain't 'sex problems'; it's facts.... Now, I don't mind
+ Spiritualism and those sort of things; they might help to break the
+ monotony, and can't do much harm. But the 'sex problem', as it's written
+ about to-day, does; it's dangerous and dirty, and it's time to settle it
+ with a club. Science and education, if left alone, will look after sex
+ facts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You can't get anything out of the 'sex problem', no matter how you argue.
+ In the old Bible times they had half a dozen wives each, but we don't know
+ for certain how THEY got on. The Mormons tried it again, and seemed to get
+ on all right till we interfered. We don't seem to be able to get on with
+ one wife now&mdash;at least, according to the 'sex problem'. The 'sex
+ problem' troubled the Turks so much that they tried three. Lots of us try
+ to settle it by knocking round promiscuously, and that leads to actions
+ for maintenance and breach of promise cases, and all sorts of trouble. Our
+ blacks settle the 'sex problem' with a club, and so far I haven't heard
+ any complaints from them.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ . . . . .
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Take hereditary causes and surrounding circumstances, for instance. In
+ order to understand or judge a man right, you would need to live under the
+ same roof with him from childhood, and under the same roofs, or tents,
+ with his parents, right back to Adam, and then you'd be blocked for want
+ of more ancestors through which to trace the causes that led to Abel&mdash;I
+ mean Cain&mdash;going on as he did. What's the use or sense of it? You
+ might argue away in any direction for a million miles and a million years
+ back into the past, but you've got to come back to where you are if you
+ wish to do any good for yourself, or anyone else.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Sometimes it takes you a long while to get back to where you are&mdash;sometimes
+ you never do it. Why, when those controversies were started in the
+ 'Bulletin' about the kangaroos and other things, I thought I knew
+ something about the bush. Now I'm damned if I'm sure I could tell a
+ kangaroo from a wombat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Trying to find out things is the cause of all the work and trouble in
+ this world. It was Eve's fault in the first place&mdash;or Adam's, rather,
+ because it might be argued that he should have been master. Some men are
+ too lazy to be masters in their own homes, and run the show properly; some
+ are too careless, and some too drunk most of their time, and some too
+ weak. If Adam and Eve hadn't tried to find out things there'd have been no
+ toil and trouble in the world to-day; there'd have been no bloated
+ capitalists, and no horny-handed working men, and no politics, no
+ freetrade and protection&mdash;and no clothes. The woman next door
+ wouldn't be able to pick holes in your wife's washing on the line. We'd
+ have been all running about in a big Garden of Eden with nothing on, and
+ nothing to do except loaf, and make love, and lark, and laugh, and play
+ practical jokes on each other.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Joe grinned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That would have been glorious. Wouldn't it, Joe? There'd have been no
+ 'sex problem' then.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0017" id="link2H_4_0017">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ The Master's Mistake
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ William Spencer stayed away from school that hot day, and &ldquo;went swimming&rdquo;.
+ The master wrote a note to William's father, and gave it to William's
+ brother Joe to carry home.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You'll give that to your father to-night, Joseph.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, sir.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bill waited for Joe near the gap, and walked home with him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I s'pose you've got a note for father.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Joe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I s'pose you know what's in it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ye&mdash;yes. Oh, why did you stop away, Bill?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You don't mean to say that you're dirty mean enough to give it to father?
+ Hey?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I must, Will. I promised the master.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He needn't never know.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, yes, he will. He's coming over to our place on Saturday, and he's
+ sure to ask me to-morrow.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pause.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Look here, Joe!&rdquo; said Bill, &ldquo;I don't want to get a hiding and go without
+ supper to-night. I promised to go 'possuming with Johnny Nowlett, and he's
+ going to give me a fire out of his gun. You can come, too. I don't want to
+ cop out on it to-night&mdash;if I do I'll run away from home again, so
+ there.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bill walked on a bit in moody, Joe in troubled, silence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bill tried again: he threatened, argued, and pleaded, but Joe was firm.
+ &ldquo;The master trusted me, Will,&rdquo; he said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Joe,&rdquo; said Bill at last, after a long pause, &ldquo;I wouldn't do it to you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Joe was troubled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I wouldn't do it to you, Joe.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Joe thought how Bill had stood up and fought for him only last week.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'd tear the note in bits; I'd tell a hundred lies; I'd take a dozen
+ hidings first, Joe&mdash;I would.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Joe was greatly troubled. His chest heaved, and the tears came to his
+ eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'd do more than that for you, Joe, and you know it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Joe knew it. They were crossing the old goldfield now. There was a shaft
+ close to the path; it had fallen in, funnel-shaped, at the top, but was
+ still thirty or forty feet deep; some old logs were jammed across about
+ five feet down. Joe suddenly snatched the note from his pocket and threw
+ it in. It fluttered to the other side and rested on a piece of the old
+ timber. Bill saw it, but said nothing, and, seeing their father coming
+ home from work, they hurried on.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Joe was deep in trouble now. Bill tried to comfort and cheer him, but it
+ was no use. Bill promised never to run away from home any more, to go to
+ school every day, and never to fight, or steal, or tell lies. But Joe had
+ betrayed his trust for the first time in his life, and wouldn't be
+ comforted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Some time in the night Bill woke, and found Joe sitting up in bed crying.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, what's the matter, Joe?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I never done a mean thing like that before,&rdquo; sobbed Joe. &ldquo;I wished I'd
+ chucked meself down the shaft instead. The master trusted me, Will; an'
+ now, if he asks me to-morrow, I'll have to tell a lie.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then tell the truth, Joe, an' take the hidin'; it'll soon be over&mdash;just
+ a couple of cuts with the cane and it'll be all over.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, no, it won't. He won't never trust me any more. I've never been caned
+ in that school yet, Will, and if I am I'll never go again. Oh! why will
+ you run away from home, Will, and play the wag, and steal, and get us all
+ into such trouble? You don't know how mother takes on about it&mdash;you
+ don't know how it hurts father! I've deceived the master, and mother and
+ father to-day, just because you're so&mdash;so selfish,&rdquo; and he laid down
+ and cried himself to sleep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bill lay awake and thought till daylight; then he got up quietly, put on
+ his clothes, and stole away from the house and across the flat, followed
+ by the dog, who thought it was a 'possum-hunting expedition. Bill wished
+ the dog would not be quite so demonstrative, at least until they got away
+ from the house. He went straight to the shaft, let himself down carefully
+ on to one of the old logs, and stooped to pick up the note, gleaming white
+ in the sickly summer daylight. Then the rotten timber gave way suddenly,
+ without a moment's warning.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ . . . . .
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ They found him that morning at about nine o'clock. The dog attracted the
+ attention of an old fossicker passing to his work. The letter was gripped
+ in Bill's right hand when they brought him up. They took him home, and the
+ father went for a doctor. Bill came to himself a little just before the
+ last, and said: &ldquo;Mother! I wasn't running away, mother&mdash;tell father
+ that&mdash;I&mdash;I wanted to try and catch a 'possum on the ground....
+ Where's Joe? I want Joe. Go out, mother, a minute, and send Joe.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Here I am, Bill,&rdquo; said Joe, in a choking, terrified voice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Has the master been yet?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Bend down, Joe. I went for the note, and the logs gave way. I meant to be
+ back before they was up. I dropped it down inside the bed; you watch your
+ chance and get it; and say you forgot it last night&mdash;say you didn't
+ like to give it&mdash;that won't be a lie. Tell the master I'm&mdash;I'm
+ sorry&mdash;tell the master never to send no notes no more&mdash;except by
+ girls&mdash;that's all.... Mother! Take the blankets off me&mdash;I'm
+ dyin'.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0018" id="link2H_4_0018">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ The Story of the Oracle
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We young fellows,&rdquo; said &ldquo;Sympathy Joe&rdquo; to Mitchell, after tea, in their
+ first camp west the river&mdash;&ldquo;and you and I ARE young fellows,
+ comparatively&mdash;think we know the world. There are plenty of young
+ chaps knocking round in this country who reckon they've been through it
+ all before they're thirty. I've met cynics and men-o'-the-world, aged
+ twenty-one or thereabouts, who've never been further than a trip to
+ Sydney. They talk about 'this world' as if they'd knocked around in
+ half-a-dozen other worlds before they came across here&mdash;and they are
+ just as off-hand about it as older Australians are when they talk about
+ this colony as compared with the others. They say: 'My oath!&mdash;same
+ here.' 'I've been there.' 'My oath!&mdash;you're right.' 'Take it from
+ me!' and all that sort of thing. They understand women, and have a
+ contempt for 'em; and chaps that don't talk as they talk, or do as they
+ do, or see as they see, are either soft or ratty. A good many reckon that
+ 'life ain't blanky well worth livin''; sometimes they feel so blanky
+ somehow that they wouldn't give a blank whether they chucked it or not;
+ but that sort never chuck it. It's mostly the quiet men that do that, and
+ if they've got any complaints to make against the world they make 'em at
+ the head station. Why, I've known healthy, single, young fellows under
+ twenty-five who drank to drown their troubles&mdash;some because they
+ reckoned the world didn't understand nor appreciate 'em&mdash;as if it
+ COULD!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If the world don't understand or appreciate you,&rdquo; said Mitchell solemnly,
+ as he reached for a burning stick to light his pipe&mdash;&ldquo;MAKE it!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;To drown THEIR troubles!&rdquo; continued Joe, in a tone of impatient contempt.
+ &ldquo;The Oracle must be well on towards the sixties; he can take his glass
+ with any man, but you never saw him drunk.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What's the Oracle to do with it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Did you ever hear his history?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No. Do you know it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, though I don't think he has any idea that I do. Now, we were talking
+ about the Oracle a little while ago. We know he's an old ass; a good many
+ outsiders consider that he's a bit soft or ratty, and, as we're likely to
+ be mates together for some time on that fencing contract, if we get it,
+ you might as well know what sort of a man he is and was, so's you won't
+ get uneasy about him if he gets deaf for a while when you're talking, or
+ does funny things with his pipe or pint-pot, or walks up and down by
+ himself for an hour or so after tea, or sits on a log with his head in his
+ hands, or leans on the fence in the gloaming and keeps looking in a blank
+ sort of way, straight ahead, across the clearing. For he's gazing at
+ something a thousand miles across country, south-east, and about twenty
+ years back into the past, and no doubt he sees himself (as a young man),
+ and a Gippsland girl, spooning under the stars along between the
+ hop-gardens and the Mitchell River. And, if you get holt of a fiddle or a
+ concertina, don't rasp or swank too much on old tunes, when he's round,
+ for the Oracle can't stand it. Play something lively. He'll be down there
+ at that surveyor's camp yarning till all hours, so we'll have plenty of
+ time for the story&mdash;but don't you ever give him a hint that you know.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My people knew him well; I got most of the story from them&mdash;mostly
+ from Uncle Bob, who knew him better than any. The rest leaked out through
+ the women&mdash;you know how things leak out amongst women?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mitchell dropped his head and scratched the back of it. HE knew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It was on the Cudgegong River. My Uncle Bob was mates with him on one of
+ those 'rushes' along there&mdash;the 'Pipeclay', I think it was, or the
+ 'Log Paddock'. The Oracle was a young man then, of course, and so was
+ Uncle Bob (he was a match for most men). You see the Oracle now, and you
+ can imagine what he was when he was a young man. Over six feet, and as
+ straight as a sapling, Uncle Bob said, clean-limbed, and as fresh as they
+ made men in those days; carried his hands behind him, as he does now, when
+ he hasn't got the swag&mdash;but his shoulders were back in those days. Of
+ course he wasn't the Oracle then; he was young Tom Marshall&mdash;but that
+ doesn't matter. Everybody liked him&mdash;especially women and children.
+ He was a bit happy-go-lucky and careless, but he didn't know anything
+ about 'this world', and didn't bother about it; he hadn't 'been there'.
+ 'And his heart was as good as gold,' my aunt used to say. He didn't
+ understand women as we young fellows do nowadays, and therefore he hadn't
+ any contempt for 'em. Perhaps he understood, and understands, them better
+ than any of us, without knowing it. Anyway, you know, he's always gentle
+ and kind where a woman or child is concerned, and doesn't like to hear us
+ talk about women as we do sometimes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There was a girl on the goldfields&mdash;a fine lump of a blonde, and
+ pretty gay. She came from Sydney, I think, with her people, who kept
+ shanties on the fields. She had a splendid voice, and used to sing
+ 'Madeline'. There might have been one or two bad women before that, in the
+ Oracle's world, but no cold-blooded, designing ones. He calls the bad ones
+ 'unfortunate'.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Perhaps it was Tom's looks, or his freshness, or his innocence, or
+ softness&mdash;or all together&mdash;that attracted her. Anyway, he got
+ mixed up with her before the goldfield petered out.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No doubt it took a long while for the facts to work into Tom's head that
+ a girl might sing like she did and yet be thoroughly unprincipled. The
+ Oracle was always slow at coming to a decision, but when he does it's
+ generally the right one. Anyway, you can take that for granted, for you
+ won't move him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't know whether he found out that she wasn't all that she pretented
+ to be to him, or whether they quarrelled, or whether she chucked him over
+ for a lucky digger. Tom never had any luck on the goldfields. Anyway, he
+ left and went over to the Victorian side, where his people were, and went
+ up Gippsland way. It was there for the first time in his life that he got
+ what you would call 'properly gone on a girl'; he got hard hit&mdash;he
+ met his fate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Her name was Bertha Bredt, I remember. Aunt Bob saw her afterwards. Aunt
+ Bob used to say that she was 'a girl as God made her'&mdash;a good, true,
+ womanly girl&mdash;one of those sort of girls that only love once. Tom got
+ on with her father, who was packing horses through the ranges to the new
+ goldfields&mdash;it was rough country and there were no roads; they had to
+ pack everything there in those days, and there was money in it. The girl's
+ father took to Tom&mdash;as almost everybody else did&mdash;and, as far as
+ the girl was concerned, I think it was a case of love at first sight. They
+ only knew each other for about six months, and were only 'courting' (as
+ they called it then) for three or four months altogether, but she was that
+ sort of girl that can love a man for six weeks and lose him for ever, and
+ yet go on loving him to the end of her life&mdash;and die with his name on
+ her lips.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, things were brightening up every way for Tom, and he and his
+ sweetheart were beginning to talk about their own little home in future,
+ when there came a letter from the 'Madeline' girl in New South Wales.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She was in terrible trouble. Her baby was to be born in a month. Her
+ people had kicked her out, and she was in danger of starving. She begged
+ and prayed of him to come back and marry her, if only for his child's
+ sake. He could go then, and be free; she would never trouble him any more&mdash;only
+ come and marry her for the child's sake.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The Oracle doesn't know where he lost that letter, but I do. It was burnt
+ afterwards by a woman, who was more than a mother to him in his trouble&mdash;Aunt
+ Bob. She thought he might carry it round with the rest of his papers, in
+ his swag, for years, and come across it unexpectedly when he was camped by
+ himself in the bush and feeling dull. It wouldn't have done him any good
+ then.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He must have fought the hardest fight in his life when he got that
+ letter. No doubt he walked to and fro, to and fro, all night, with his
+ hands behind him, and his eyes on the ground, as he does now sometimes.
+ Walking up and down helps you to fight a thing out.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No doubt he thought of things pretty well as he thinks now: the poor
+ girl's shame on every tongue, and belled round the district by every hag
+ in the township; and she looked upon by women as being as bad as any man
+ who ever went to Bathurst in the old days, handcuffed between two
+ troopers. There is sympathy, a pipe and tobacco, a cheering word, and,
+ maybe, a whisky now and then, for the criminal on his journey; but there
+ is no mercy, at least as far as women are concerned, for the poor foolish
+ girl, who has to sneak out the back way and round by back streets and
+ lanes after dark, with a cloak on to hide her figure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Tom sent what money he thought he could spare, and next day he went to
+ the girl he loved and who loved him, and told her the truth, and showed
+ her the letter. She was only a girl&mdash;but the sort of girl you COULD
+ go to in a crisis like that. He had made up his mind to do the right
+ thing, and she loved him all the more for it. And so they parted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;When Tom reached 'Pipeclay', the girl's relations, that she was stopping
+ with, had a parson readied up, and they were married the same day.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And what happened after that?&rdquo; asked Mitchell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Nothing happened for three or four months; then the child was born. It
+ wasn't his!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mitchell stood up with an oath.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The girl was thoroughly bad. She'd been carrying on with God knows how
+ many men, both before and after she trapped Tom.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And what did he do then?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, you know how the Oracle argues over things, and I suppose he was as
+ big an old fool then as he is now. He thinks that, as most men would
+ deceive women if they could, when one man gets caught, he's got no call to
+ squeal about it; he's bound, because of the sins of men in general against
+ women, to make the best of it. What is one man's wrong counted against the
+ wrongs of hundreds of unfortunate girls.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's an uncommon way of arguing&mdash;like most of the Oracle's ideas&mdash;but
+ it seems to look all right at first sight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Perhaps he thought she'd go straight; perhaps she convinced him that he
+ was the cause of her first fall; anyway he stuck to her for more than a
+ year, and intended to take her away from that place as soon as he'd
+ scraped enough money together. It might have gone on up till now, if the
+ father of the child&mdash;a big black Irishman named Redmond&mdash;hadn't
+ come sneaking back at the end of a year. He&mdash;well, he came hanging
+ round Mrs. Marshall while Tom was away at work&mdash;and she encouraged
+ him. And Tom was forced to see it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Tom wanted to fight out his own battle without interference, but the
+ chaps wouldn't let him&mdash;they reckoned that he'd stand very little
+ show against Redmond, who was a very rough customer and a fighting man. My
+ uncle Bob, who was there still, fixed it up this way: The Oracle was to
+ fight Redmond, and if the Oracle got licked Uncle Bob was to take Redmond
+ on. If Redmond whipped Uncle Bob, that was to settle it; but if Uncle Bob
+ thrashed Redmond, then he was also to fight Redmond's mate, another big,
+ rough Paddy named Duigan. Then the affair would be finished&mdash;no
+ matter which way the last bout went. You see, Uncle Bob was reckoned more
+ of a match for Redmond than the Oracle was, so the thing looked fair
+ enough&mdash;at first sight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Redmond had his mate, Duigan, and one or two others of the rough gang
+ that used to terrorise the fields round there in the roaring days of
+ Gulgong. The Oracle had Uncle Bob, of course, and long Dave Regan, the
+ drover&mdash;a good-hearted, sawny kind of chap that'd break the devil's
+ own buck-jumper, or smash him, or get smashed himself&mdash;and little
+ Jimmy Nowlett, the bullocky, and one or two of the old, better-class
+ diggers that were left on the field.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There's a clear space among the saplings in Specimen Gully, where they
+ used to pitch circuses; and here, in the cool of a summer evening, the two
+ men stood face to face. Redmond was a rough, roaring, foul-mouthed man; he
+ stripped to his shirt, and roared like a bull, and swore, and sneered, and
+ wanted to take the whole of Tom's crowd while he was at it, and make one
+ clean job of 'em. Couldn't waste time fighting them all one after the
+ other, because he wanted to get away to the new rush at Cattle Creek next
+ day. The fool had been drinking shanty-whisky.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Tom stood up in his clean, white moles and white flannel shirt&mdash;one
+ of those sort with no sleeves, that give the arms play. He had a sort of
+ set expression and a look in his eyes that Uncle Bob&mdash;nor none of
+ them&mdash;had ever seen there before. 'Give us plenty of&mdash;&mdash;room!'
+ roared Redmond; 'one of us is going to hell, now! This is going to be a
+ fight to a&mdash;&mdash;finish, and a&mdash;&mdash;short one!' And it
+ was!&rdquo; Joe paused.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Go on,&rdquo; said Mitchell&mdash;&ldquo;go on!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Joe drew a long breath.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The Oracle never got a mark! He was top-dog right from the start. Perhaps
+ it was his strength that Redmond had underrated, or his want of science
+ that puzzled him, or the awful silence of the man that frightened him (it
+ made even Uncle Bob uneasy). Or, perhaps, it was Providence (it was a
+ glorious chance for Providence), but, anyway, as I say, the Oracle never
+ got a mark, except on his knuckles. After a few rounds Redmond funked and
+ wanted to give in, but the chaps wouldn't let him&mdash;not even his own
+ mates&mdash;except Duigan. They made him take it as long as he could stand
+ on his feet. He even shammed to be knocked out, and roared out something
+ about having broken his&mdash;&mdash;ankle&mdash;but it was no use. And
+ the Oracle! The chaps that knew thought that he'd refuse to fight, and
+ never hit a man that had given in. But he did. He just stood there with
+ that quiet look in his eyes and waited, and, when he did hit, there wasn't
+ any necessity for Redmond to PRETEND to be knocked down. You'll see a
+ glint of that old light in the Oracle's eyes even now, once in a while;
+ and when you do it's a sign that you or someone are going too far, and had
+ better pull up, for it's a red light on the line, old as he is.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, Jimmy Nowlett was a nuggety little fellow, hard as cast iron,
+ good-hearted, but very excitable; and when the bashed Redmond was being
+ carted off (poor Uncle Bob was always pretty high-strung, and was sitting
+ on a log sobbing like a great child from the reaction), Duigan made some
+ sneering remark that only Jimmy Nowlett caught, and in an instant he was
+ up and at Duigan.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Perhaps Duigan was demoralised by his mate's defeat, or by the suddenness
+ of the attack; but, at all events, he got a hiding, too. Uncle Bob used to
+ say that it was the funniest thing he ever saw in his life. Jimmy kept
+ yelling: 'Let me get at him! By the Lord, let me get at him!' And nobody
+ was attempting to stop him, he WAS getting at him all the time&mdash;and
+ properly, too; and, when he'd knocked Duigan down, he'd dance round him
+ and call on him to get up; and every time he jumped or bounced, he'd
+ squeak like an india-rubber ball, Uncle Bob said, and he would nearly
+ burst his boiler trying to lug the big man on to his feet so's he could
+ knock him down again. It took two of Jimmy's mates all their time to lam
+ him down into a comparatively reasonable state of mind after the fight was
+ over.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The Oracle left for Sydney next day, and Uncle Bob went with him. He
+ stayed at Uncle Bob's place for some time. He got very quiet, they said,
+ and gentle; he used to play with the children, and they got mighty fond of
+ him. The old folks thought his heart was broken, but it went through a
+ deeper sorrow still after that and it ain't broken yet. It takes a lot to
+ break the heart of a man.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And his wife,&rdquo; asked Mitchell&mdash;&ldquo;what became of her?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't think he ever saw her again. She dropped down pretty low after he
+ left her&mdash;I've heard she's living somewhere quietly. The Oracle's
+ been sending someone money ever since I knew him, and I know it's a woman.
+ I suppose it's she. He isn't the sort of a man to see a woman starve&mdash;especially
+ a woman he had ever had anything to do with.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And the Gippsland girl?&rdquo; asked Mitchell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's the worst part of it all, I think. The Oracle went up North
+ somewhere. In the course of a year or two his affair got over Gippsland
+ way through a mate of his who lived over there, and at last the story got
+ to the ears of this girl, Bertha Bredt. She must have written a dozen
+ letters to him, Aunt Bob said. She knew what was in 'em, but, of course,
+ she'd never tell us. The Oracle only wrote one in reply. Then, what must
+ the girl do but clear out from home and make her way over to Sydney&mdash;to
+ Aunt Bob's place, looking for Tom. She never got any further. She took ill&mdash;brain-fever,
+ or broken heart, or something of that sort. All the time she was down her
+ cry was&mdash;'I want to see him! I want to find Tom! I only want to see
+ Tom!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;When they saw she was dying, Aunt Bob wired to the Oracle to come&mdash;and
+ he came. When the girl saw it was Tom sitting by the bed, she just gave
+ one long look in his face, put her arms round his neck, and laid her head
+ on his shoulder&mdash;and died.... Here comes the Oracle now.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mitchell lifted the tea-billy on to the coals.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ From the original advertisements (March, 1900), books by the same author
+ </h2>
+ <h4>
+ When the World was Wide &amp; Other Verses
+ </h4>
+ <h5>
+ By Henry Lawson, Author of &ldquo;While the Billy Boils&rdquo;.
+ </h5>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Ninth Thousand. With photogravure portrait and vignette title.
+ Crown 8vo, cloth, gilt top, 5s.; post free, 5s. 5d.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Mr. R. Le Gallienne, in The Idler: &ldquo;A striking volume of ballad poetry. A
+ volume to console one for the tantalising postponement of Mr. Kipling's
+ promised volume of sea ballads.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Weekly Chronicle, Newcastle (Eng.): &ldquo;Swinging, rhythmic verse.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sydney Morning Herald: &ldquo;The verses have natural vigour, the writer has a
+ rough, true faculty of characterisation, and the book is racy of the soil
+ from cover to cover.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Melbourne Age: &ldquo;'In the Days when the World was Wide and Other Verses', by
+ Henry Lawson, is poetry, and some of it poetry of a very high order.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Otago Witness: &ldquo;It were well to have such books upon our shelves... they
+ are true History.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ New Zealand Herald: &ldquo;There is a heart-stirring ring about the verses.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bulletin: &ldquo;How graphic he is, how natural, how true, how strong.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While the Billy Boils: Australian Stories.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By Henry Lawson.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Author of &ldquo;In the Days when the World was Wide&rdquo;.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Twelfth Thousand. With eight plates and vignette title by F. P. Mahony.
+ Crown 8vo, cloth, 3s. 6d.; paper cover, 2s. 6d. (postage, 6d.)
+
+ Also in two parts (each complete in itself), in picture covers, at 1s.;
+ post free, 1s. 3d. each (Commonwealth Series).
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The Academy: &ldquo;A book of honest, direct, sympathetic, humorous writing
+ about Australia from within is worth a library of travellers' tales. Mr.
+ Lawson shows us what living in the bush really means. The result is a real
+ book&mdash;a book in a hundred. His language is terse, supple, and richly
+ idiomatic.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. A. Patchett Martin, in Literature (London): &ldquo;A book which Mrs.
+ Campbell Praed, the Australian novelist, assured me made her feel that all
+ she had written of bush life was pale and ineffective.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Spectator: &ldquo;In these days when short, dramatic stories are eagerly
+ looked for, it is strange that one we would venture to call the greatest
+ Australian writer should be practically unknown in England. Short stories,
+ but biting into the very heart of the bushman's life, ruthless in truth,
+ extraordinarily dramatic, and pathetically uneven....&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Times: &ldquo;A collection of short and vigorous studies and stories of
+ Australian life and character. A little in Bret Harte's manner, crossed,
+ perhaps, with that of Guy de Maupassant.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ [The Announcements at the end of this section give alternate titles for
+ two of Lawson's works, to wit: &ldquo;On the Track&rdquo; is given as such, but &ldquo;Over
+ the Sliprails&rdquo; is given as &ldquo;By the Sliprails&rdquo;, and the combined work &ldquo;On
+ the Track and Over the Sliprails&rdquo; is given as &ldquo;By Track and Sliprails&rdquo;. Of
+ course, only &ldquo;On the Track&rdquo; had actually been printed at the date of the
+ advertisement, so it might be theorized that these had been working
+ titles, afterwards discarded, whose inclusion here was overlooked.&mdash;A.
+ L., 1998.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
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+ <div class="mynote">
+ <h2>
+ About the author:
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Henry Lawson was born near Grenfell, New South Wales, Australia on 17
+ June 1867. Although he has since become Australia's most acclaimed
+ writer, in his own lifetime his writing was often &ldquo;on the side&rdquo;&mdash;his
+ &ldquo;real&rdquo; work being whatever he could find. His writing was frequently
+ taken from memories of his childhood, especially at Pipeclay/Eurunderee.
+ In his autobiography, he states that many of his characters were taken
+ from the better class of diggers and bushmen he knew there. His
+ experiences at this time deeply influenced his work, for it is
+ interesting to note a number of descriptions and phrases that are
+ identical in his autobiography and in his stories and poems. He died at
+ Sydney, 2 September 1922. He is most famous for his short stories.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;On the Track&rdquo; and &ldquo;Over the Sliprails&rdquo; were both published at Sydney in
+ 1900, the prefaces being dated March and June respectively&mdash;and so,
+ though printed separately, a combined edition was printed the same year
+ (the two separate, complete works were simply put together in one
+ binding); hence they are sometimes referred to as &ldquo;On the Track and Over
+ the Sliprails&rdquo;. The opposite occurred with &ldquo;Joe Wilson and His Mates&rdquo;,
+ which was later divided into &ldquo;Joe Wilson&rdquo; and &ldquo;Joe Wilson's Mates&rdquo;
+ (1901). All of these works are now online, as well as one book of
+ Lawson's verse, &ldquo;In the Days When the World was Wide&rdquo; (1896).
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ . . . . .
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ An incomplete glossary of Australian terms and concepts which may prove
+ helpful to understanding this book:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Billy: Any container used to boil water, especially for tea; a
+ special container designed for this purpose.
+
+ Bunyip: [pronounced bun-yup] A large mythological creature, said
+ by the Aborigines to inhabit watery places. There may be some
+ relation to an actual creature that is now extinct. Lawson uses an
+ obsolete sense of the term, meaning &ldquo;imposter&rdquo;.
+
+ Gin: An aboriginal woman; use of the term is analogous to &ldquo;squaw&rdquo;
+ in N. America. May be considered derogatory in modern usage.
+
+ Goanna: Any of various lizards of the genus Varanus (monitor
+ lizards) native to Australia.
+
+ Graft: Work; hard work.
+
+ Gunyah: (Aboriginal) A rough or temporary hut or shelter in the
+ bush, especially one built from bark, branches, and the like. A
+ humpy, wurley, or mia-mia. Variant: Gunya.
+
+ Jackeroo/Jackaroo: At the time Lawson wrote, a Jackaroo was a &ldquo;new
+ chum&rdquo; or newcomer to Australia, who sought work on a station to gain
+ experience. The term now applies to any young man working as a
+ station hand. A female station hand is a Jillaroo.
+
+ Jimmy Woodser: A person who drinks alone; a drink drunk alone.
+
+ Larrikin: A hoodlum.
+
+ Lorry: A large, low wagon without sides, used for heavy loads.
+
+ Mia-mia: (Aboriginal) A rough or temporary hut or shelter in the
+ bush, especially one built from bark, branches, and the like. A
+ humpy, wurley, or gunyah.
+
+ Native bear: A koala.
+
+ Pa: A Maori village.
+
+ 'Possum/Possum: In Australia, a class of marsupials that were
+ originally mistaken for the American animal of the same name. They
+ are not especially related to the possums of North and South
+ America, other than being marsupials.
+
+ Public/Pub.: The traditional pub. in Australia was a hotel with a
+ &ldquo;public&rdquo; bar&mdash;hence the name. The modern pub has often (not
+ always) dispensed with the lodging, and concentrated on the bar.
+
+ Push: A group of people sharing something in common; Lawson uses
+ the word in an older and more particular sense, as a gang of violent
+ city hoodlums.
+
+ Ratty: Shabby, dilapidated; somewhat eccentric, perhaps even
+ slightly mad.
+
+ Selector: A free selector, a farmer who selected and settled land
+ by lease or license from the government.
+
+ Shout: To buy a round of drinks.
+
+ Skillion: A lean-to or outbuilding.
+
+ Sliprails/slip-rails: movable rails, forming a section of fence,
+ which can be taken down in lieu of a gate. &ldquo;Over the Sliprails&rdquo;,
+ the title of this volume, might be translated as &ldquo;Through the Gate&rdquo;.
+
+ Squatter: A person who first settled on land without government
+ permission, and later continued by lease or license, generally to
+ raise stock; a wealthy rural landowner.
+
+ Station: A farm or ranch, especially one devoted to cattle or
+ sheep.
+
+ Stoush: Violence; to do violence to.
+
+ Tea: In addition to the regular meaning, Tea can also mean a light
+ snack or a meal (i.e., where Tea is served). In particular, Morning
+ Tea (about 10 AM) and Afternoon Tea (about 3 PM) are nothing more
+ than a snack, but Evening Tea (about 6 PM) is a meal. When just
+ &ldquo;Tea&rdquo; is used, it usually means the evening meal. Variant: Tea-
+ time.
+
+ Tucker: Food.
+
+ Whare: [pronounced war-ee] A Maori term for a hut or similar
+ dwelling.
+</pre>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Also: a hint with the seasons&mdash;remember that the seasons are
+ reversed from those in the northern hemisphere, hence June may be
+ hot, but December is even hotter. Australia is at a lower latitude
+ than the United States, so the winters are not harsh by US
+ standards, and are not even mild in the north. In fact, large parts
+ of Australia are governed more by &ldquo;dry&rdquo; versus &ldquo;wet&rdquo; than by Spring-
+ Summer-Fall-Winter.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ (Alan R. Light, Monroe, North Carolina, April 1998.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A number of obvious errors were corrected, after being compared against
+ other editions. The original edition was the primary source.
+ </p>
+ <br />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <div>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 1313 ***</div>
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