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diff --git a/13035-h/13035-h.htm b/13035-h/13035-h.htm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..cc40d40 --- /dev/null +++ b/13035-h/13035-h.htm @@ -0,0 +1,1277 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> +<html> +<head> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" + content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"> +<title>The Project Gutenberg eBook of + The Goop Directory, + by Gelett Burgess. +</title> +<style type="text/css"> + <!-- + body {margin-left: 10%; margin-right: 10%; + font-size: 18pt; } + * { font-family: Times, sans-serif; } + P { text-indent: 1em; + margin-top: .75em; + text-align: justify; + margin-bottom: .75em; } + TABLE { font-size: 18pt; } + H1,H2,H3,H4,H5,H6 { text-align: center; } + HR { width: 33%; } + PRE { font-family: Courier, monospaced; } + // --> +</style> +</head> +<body> +<div>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 13035 ***</div> + +<p> </p> +<p> </p> +<p> </p> +<p> </p> +<p> </p> +<p> </p> +<h1>THE GOOP DIRECTORY</h1> +<h3>OF</h3> +<h3>Juvenile Offenders Famous for their Misdeeds and Serving as a Salutary Example for all Virtuous Children</h3> +<p> </p> +<h3>with Pictures by</h3> +<h2>GELETT BURGESS</h2> +<center> +Author of "Goops," "The Lively City o' Ligg," etc. +</center> +<p> </p> +<p> </p> + +<a name="image-1"><!-- Image 1 --></a> +<center> +<img src="images/001.png" height="167" width="312" +alt="illustration"> +</center> + +<center> +1913 +</center> + +<p> </p> +<p> </p> +<p> </p> +<p> </p> +<a name="IDX"><!-- IDX --></a> +<h2> + INDEX +</h2> + +<table align="center" width="80%"> +<tr><td> +Argyll, Marmaduke + </td><td><a href="#image-3">Talking While Eating</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Beal, Nancy + </td><td><a href="#image-4">Throwing Away Things</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Bildad, Master + </td><td><a href="#image-5">Selfish With Toys</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Bingg, Percy + </td><td><a href="#image-6">In the Way</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Birch, Betsy + </td><td><a href="#image-7">Talking in Church</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Boing, Levi + </td><td><a href="#image-8">Going Carelessly</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Call, Mary C. C. + </td><td><a href="#image-9">Crying Continually</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Coralie, Little + </td><td><a href="#image-10">Getting Feet Wet</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Crossett, Andrew + </td><td><a href="#image-11">Playing With Faucet</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Day, Annabella + </td><td><a href="#image-12">Obeying Slowly</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +De Witt, Gwendolyn De V. + </td><td><a href="#image-13">Sulking</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Elfinstone, Adolphus + </td><td><a href="#image-14">Playing With Matches</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Fish, Amanda + </td><td><a href="#image-15">Stealing Sweets</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Fisher, Frederick + </td><td><a href="#image-16">Not Eating Crusts</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Hecht, Ezra + </td><td><a href="#image-17">Not Minding Mother</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Hopper, Midget and Bridget + </td><td><a href="#image-18">Restless While Dressing</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +James, Amanda M. + </td><td><a href="#image-19">Calling Names</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Klein, Susie + </td><td><a href="#image-20">Whining</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Lees, Roberto + </td><td><a href="#image-21">Teasing animals</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +LeGrand, Annie A. + </td><td><a href="#image-22">Lying and Fibbing</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Mackadoo, Miss + </td><td><a href="#image-23">Not answering</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +McClung, Isabel + </td><td><a href="#image-24">Sticking out Tongue</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +McGiff, Alexander B. + </td><td><a href="#image-25">Not Wiping Nose</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +McGuff, Elias E. + </td><td><a href="#image-26">Rough and Rude</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +McKim, Solomon + </td><td><a href="#image-27">Scuffing Feet</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Pell, John D. + </td><td><a href="#image-28">Ordering People</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Pound, Esau + </td><td><a href="#image-29">Leaving Things Around</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Puddingfoot, Eliza + </td><td><a href="#image-30">Cheating at Play</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Pratt, Amelia + </td><td><a href="#image-31">Saying "I Won't"</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Ray, Jumbo + </td><td><a href="#image-32">Snatching Toys</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Riff, Annie F. R. + </td><td><a href="#image-33">Snuffling and Sniffling</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Ropps, Felicia + </td><td><a href="#image-34">Handling Things</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Sloop, Percival B. + </td><td><a href="#image-35">Acting Uncleanly</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Smalt, Susie + </td><td><a href="#image-36">Blaming Others</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Sprooks, Sperry + </td><td><a href="#image-37">Tearing Books</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Stead, Uriah + </td><td><a href="#image-38">Not Going to Bed</a> + </td></tr> +<tr><td> +Trood, Rosie L. V. + </td><td><a href="#image-39">Playing With Food</a> + </td></tr> +</table> + +<p> </p> +<p> </p> +<p> </p> +<p> </p> +<a name="INT"><!-- INT --></a> +<h2> + INTRODUCTION +</h2> + +<a name="image-2"><!-- Image 2 --></a> +<center> +<img src="images/005.png" height="319" width="537" +alt="illustration"> +</center> + +<pre> +In this DIRECTORY you'll see +Just what you never ought to be; +And so, it should Direct your way +To Good Behavior, every day. +The children of whose faults I tell +Are known by other names, as well, +So see that <i>you</i> aren't in this group +Of Naughty Ones. <i>Don't be a Goop</i>! +</pre> + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-3"><!-- Image 3 --></a> +<h2> +MARMADUKE ARGYLL +</h2> +<center><i>Talking while Eating</i></center> +<img src="images/007.png" height="387" width="314" +align=left alt="Talking While Eating"> +<p> </p> +<pre> +A Goop that always + makes me smile +Is this one: + Marmaduke Argyll. +His mouth is full + from cheek to cheek, +Why should he then + attempt to speak? +It makes me smile, + but still, the fact is, +It is a most + unpleasant practice. +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-4"><!-- Image 4 --></a> +<h2> +NANCY BEAL +</h2> +<center><i>Throwing Away Things</i></center> +<img src="images/009.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Throwing Away Things"> + +<p> </p> +<pre> +On the sidewalk + Nancy Beal +Throws her old + banana peel; +Throws her apple + skin and cores, +Right in front + of people's doors! +Isn't that a + shocking trick? +Ask that Goop + to stop it, quick! +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-5"><!-- Image 5 --></a> +<h2> +MASTER BILDAD +</h2> +<center><i>Selfish With Toys</i></center> +<img src="images/011.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Selfish With Toys"> + +<p> </p> +<pre> +A puppy, when he + gets a bone, +Will keep it for + himself alone. +So Bildad would not + share his toys +Or lend them to + the other boys. +He was a Goop; + and so are you +If you are ever + selfish, too! +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-6"><!-- Image 6 --></a> +<h2> +PERCY BINGG +</h2> +<center><i>In the Way</i></center> +<img src="images/013.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="In the Way"> + +<p> </p> +<pre> +Percy Bingg, + when he's at play, +Is almost always + in the way; +In the room, + or in the street, +Always under + people's feet! +Goops like that + annoy me so! +<i>You</i> keep out + the way, I know! +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-7"><!-- Image 7 --></a> +<h2> +BETSY BIRCH +</h2> +<center><i>Talking in Church</i></center> + +<img src="images/015.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Talking in Church"> + +<p> </p> +<pre> +Look at little + Betsy Birch, +Always whispering + in church! +Always playing + with the books, +Never caring + how she looks! +Never knowing + Goops like her +Ought to neither + talk nor stir! +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-8"><!-- Image 8 --></a> +<h2> +LEVI BOING +</h2> +<center><i>Going Carelessly</i></center> + +<img src="images/017.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Going Carelessly"> + + +<p> </p> +<pre> +Are you a Goop, + like Levi Boing? +He never looks + where he is going; +He's always bumping + into chairs, +And stumbling, when + he goes upstairs; +He tips things over, + bumps his nose. +He <i>can't</i> be careful, + I suppose! +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-9"><!-- Image 9 --></a> +<h2> +MARY C. C. CALL +</h2> +<center><i>Crying Continually</i></center> + +<img src="images/019.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Crying Continually"> + +<p> </p> +<pre> +Mary Carey + Cory Call— +Hear her cry and + hear her bawl! +Hear her groan! + Hear her growl! +Hear her moan!— + Hear her howl! +She's the goopiest + Goop of all, +Mary Carey + Cory Call! +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-10"><!-- Image 10 --></a> +<h2> +LITTLE CORALIE +</h2> +<center><i>Getting Feet Wet</i></center> + +<img src="images/021.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Getting Feet Wet"> + +<p> </p> +<pre> +Though Coralie + was small and sweet, +She always, always + had wet feet. +She liked to walk + through puddles; so, +She always had + a cold, you know. +But as <i>you</i> aren't + a Goop, you try +To keep your tootsies + warm and dry. +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-11"><!-- Image 11 --></a> +<h2> +ANDREW CROSSETT +</h2> +<center><i>Playing With Faucet</i></center> + +<img src="images/023.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Playing With Faucet"> + +<p> </p> +<pre> +Have you heard how + Andrew Crossett +Meddled with the + water-faucet? +Letting water + flood the sink? +Andrew was + a Goop, I think; +Otherwise he + would have known +He should let + such things alone! +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-12"><!-- Image 12 --></a> +<h2> +ANNABELLA DAY +</h2> +<center><i>Obeying Slowly</i></center> + +<img src="images/025.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Obeying Slowly"> + +<p> </p> +<pre> +How slow is + Annabella Day! +She's <i>so</i> reluctant + to obey! +She acts so sluggish + and so sickly! +Oh, Anna, why not + do it quickly? +Oh, Anna, do be + prompt, and then, +No one will call + you "Goop" again! +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + +<p> </p> + +<a name="image-13"><!-- Image 13 --></a> +<h2> +GWENDOLYN De V. De WITT +</h2> +<center><i>Sulking</i></center> + +<img src="images/027.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Sulking"> + +<p> </p> +<pre> +Miss Gwendolyn + De Vere De Witt +Is having <i>such</i> + a sulky fit! +Because she couldn't + have her way +With other children + at their play. +A sulky Goop + I really call +As bad as those + who cry and bawl. +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-14"><!-- Image 14 --></a> +<h2> +ADOLPHUS ELFINSTONE +</h2> +<center><i>Playing With Matches</i></center> + +<img src="images/029.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Playing With Matches"> + +<p> </p> +<pre> +Adolphus Elfinstone, + of Nachez, +Thought it was fun + to play with matches +Until the little Goop + had learned +It hurt a lot + when he got burned! +A <i>little</i> fire + is queer and curious; +But soon it grows + quite big and furious. +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-15"><!-- Image 15 --></a> +<h2> +AMANDA FISH +</h2> +<center><i>Stealing Sweets</i></center> + +<img src="images/031.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Stealing Sweets"> + +<p> </p> +<pre> +If there's sugar + in the dish, +Who will take it? + Mandy Fish? +If there is a + box of candy, +Just look out + for little Mandy! +She goops the fruit, + and leaves the peeling— +<i>She</i> calls it fun; + I call it stealing! +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-16"><!-- Image 16 --></a> +<h2> +FREDERICK FISHER +</h2> +<center><i>Not Eating Crusts</i></center> + +<img src="images/033.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Not Eating Crusts"> + +<p> </p> +<pre> +Freddie Fisher + fairly fussed +When he came + to eat his crust! +Often on the floor + he'd throw it, +Hoping mother + wouldn't know it! +Goops all hate + to eat the crust; +If you're told to, + then you must! +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-17"><!-- Image 17 --></a> +<h2> +EZRA HECHT +</h2> +<center><i>Not Minding Mother</i></center> +<img src="images/035.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Not Minding Mother"> + + +<p> </p> +<pre> +What in the world + would you expect +Of a Goop whose name + was Ezra Hecht? +Of <i>course</i> he would + refuse to heed +Or mind his mother— + yes indeed! +Of course he would. + Of course he did. +But <i>you</i> must do + what you are bid. +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-18"><!-- Image 18 --></a> +<h2> +M. AND B. HOPPER +</h2> +<center><i>Restless While Dressing</i></center> + +<img src="images/037.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Restless While Dressing"> + + +<p> </p> +<pre> +Mother always + is distressed +If you fidget + when you're dressed. +If you fidget + like Miss Midget, +Hopper, or her + sister Bridget. +Goops like that + are <i>so</i> much bother, +That they ought to + dress each other! +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-19"><!-- Image 19 --></a> +<h2> +AMANDA M. JAMES +</h2> +<center><i>Calling Names</i></center> +<img src="images/039.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Calling Names"> + + +<p> </p> +<pre> +Amanda Minnesinger + James +She called her sister + horrid names! +She called her brother + names, as well, +So bad I wouldn't + dare to tell! +It's shocking how + a Goop will act! +They have no manners, + that's a fact. +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-20"><!-- Image 20 --></a> +<h2> +SUSIE KLEIN +</h2> +<center><i>Whining</i></center> +<img src="images/041.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Whining"> + + +<p> </p> +<pre> +When e'er I hear + a puppy whine, +I always think + of Susie Klein; +I think of how + she hangs her head, +She doesn't speak— + she <i>whines</i>, instead! +Don't whine! If you + don't speak right out, +You are a Goop, + without a doubt! +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-21"><!-- Image 21 --></a> +<h2> +ROBERTO LEES +</h2> +<center><i>Teasing animals</i></center> + +<img src="images/043.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Teasing animals"> + +<p> </p> +<pre> +How thoughtless was + Roberto Lees! +(For only thoughtless + children tease). +He teased the little + pussy cat, +He teased the puppy! + Think of that! +He even teased + his sister, too! +I think he was + a Goop—don't you? +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-22"><!-- Image 22 --></a> +<h2> +ANNIE A. LeGRAND +</h2> +<center><i>Lying and Fibbing</i></center> +<img src="images/045.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Lying and Fibbing"> + + +<p> </p> +<pre> +The queerest Goop + in all the land +Was Annie Annabelle + LeGrand; +She often said + what wasn't true— +Which is an awful + thing to do! +But we are honest, + you and I, +We think it's wrong + to tell a lie! +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-23"><!-- Image 23 --></a> +<h2> +MISS MACKADOO +</h2> +<center><i>Not answering</i></center> + +<img src="images/047.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Not answering"> + + +<p> </p> +<pre> +This is a Goop— + Miss Mackadoo; +She never speaks + when spoken to. +When spoken to, + she turns her eyes, +And never answers + or replies. +She hangs her head + and sucks her thumb— +You'd think that she + was deaf and dumb! +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-24"><!-- Image 24 --></a> +<h2> +ISABEL McCLUNG +</h2> +<center><i>Sticking out Tongue</i></center> + +<img src="images/049.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Sticking out Tongue"> + + +<p> </p> +<pre> +Do you ever + stick your tongue +Out, like + Isabel McClung? +No one but + a Goop would show +Rudeness such as that, + I know! +If you're good, + take my advice; +<i>Please</i> don't do it! + 'Tisn't nice. +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-25"><!-- Image 25 --></a> +<h2> +ALEXANDER B. McGIFF +</h2> +<center><i>Not Wiping Nose</i></center> + +<img src="images/051.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Not Wiping Nose"> + +<p> </p> +<pre> +Young Alexander + B. McGiff +Each day had a + clean handkerchief. +In spite of this, + if you'll believe, +He wiped his nose + upon his sleeve! +Nobody but a Goop + would do it; +His mother'd scold him, + if she knew it. +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-26"><!-- Image 26 --></a> +<h2> +ELIAS E. McGUFF +</h2> +<center><i>Rough and Rude</i></center> +<img src="images/053.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Rough and Rude"> + + +<p> </p> +<pre> +Elias Ethelbert + McGuff, +Oh, he was rude + and he was rough! +He used to pinch, + he used to poke, +And called his rudeness + just a joke. +What made him plague + his playmates so? +He was a Goop + and didn't know! +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-27"><!-- Image 27 --></a> +<h2> +SOLOMON McKIM +</h2> +<center><i>Scuffing Feet</i></center> +<img src="images/055.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Scuffing Feet"> + +<p> </p> +<pre> +I wonder if + you ever meet +The Goop who always + scuffs his feet? +He makes them drag + along the floor +As if they weighed + a ton or more. +Just think of + Solomon McKim, +And don't be slovenly + like him! +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-28"><!-- Image 28 --></a> +<h2> +JOHN D. PELL +</h2> +<center><i>Ordering People</i></center> + +<img src="images/057.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Ordering People"> + +<p> </p> +<pre> +When John D. Pell + wants something done, +D'you think he <i>asks</i> + of anyone? +Oh, no! He <i>orders</i> + someone to, +With "Get my hat!" + or, "Tie my shoe!" +The Goops all say + rude things like these, +But you, of course, + say, "If you please!" +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-29"><!-- Image 29 --></a> +<h2> +ESAU POUND +</h2> +<center><i>Leaving Things Around</i></center> +<img src="images/059.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Leaving Things Around"> + +<p> </p> +<pre> +When you're finished + with your play, +Do you put + your toys away? +Do you put + away your hat, +And your coat, + and things like that? +Or, are you + like Esau Pound? +He's the Goop + who leaves things 'round! +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-30"><!-- Image 30 --></a> +<h2> +ELIZA PUDDINGFOOT +</h2> +<center><i>Cheating at Play</i></center> + +<img src="images/061.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Cheating at Play"> + +<p> </p> +<pre> +If you should ask + why Rosamund +Eliza Puddingfoot + was shunned, +I'd say, because + she'd always cheat +In every game, + so she could beat. +Only a Goop + would act that way +And be dishonest + in her play. +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-31"><!-- Image 31 --></a> +<h2> +AMELIA PRATT +</h2> +<center><i>Saying "I Won't"</i></center> + +<img src="images/063.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Saying 'I Won't'"> +<p> </p> +<pre> +"I won't!" says young + Amelia Pratt; +"I won't do this!" + "I won't do that!" +Now isn't "won't" + the naughtiest word +That anyone + has ever heard? +Now isn't that + the rudest way +A Goop could answer? + I should say! +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-32"><!-- Image 32 --></a> +<h2> +JUMBO RAY +</h2> +<center><i>Snatching Toys</i></center> + +<img src="images/065.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Snatching Toys"> +<p> </p> +<pre> +No children ever + like to play +With such a Goop + as Jumbo Ray. +For he will snatch + and grab the toys +Of all the little + girls and boys. +Though Jumbo loves + to fuss and fight, +<i>You</i> know, of course, + it isn't right. +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-33"><!-- Image 33 --></a> +<h2> +ANNIE F. R. RIFF +</h2> +<center><i>Snuffling and Sniffling</i></center> + +<img src="images/067.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Snuffling and Sniffling"> +<p> </p> +<pre> +Annie Fanny + Ruffle Riff; +Hear her snuffle! + Hear her sniff! +Hear her sniffle! + Hear her snuff!— +See her—well, + I've said enough. +<i>You</i> have seen her, + I suppose, +The Goop who seldom + blows her nose? +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-34"><!-- Image 34 --></a> +<h2> +FELICIA ROPPS +</h2> +<center><i>Handling Things</i></center> + +<img src="images/069.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Handling Things"> +<p> </p> +<pre> +Funny, how + Felicia Ropps +Always handles + things in shops! +Always pinching, + always poking, +Alwyas feeling, + always stroking +Things she has + no right to touch! +Goops like that + annoy me much! +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-35"><!-- Image 35 --></a> +<h2> +PERCIVAL B. SLOOP +</h2> +<center><i>Acting Uncleanly</i></center> + +<img src="images/071.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Acting Uncleanly"> +<p> </p> +<pre> +Just look at + Percival B. Sloop, +A most unpleasant + sort of Goop; +He pokes his fingers + in his nose +And wipes his hands + upon his clothes; +He does a lot + of things that you, +I know, would never, + never do! +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-36"><!-- Image 36 --></a> +<h2> +SUSIE SMALT +</h2> +<center><i>Blaming Others</i></center> + +<img src="images/073.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Blaming Others"> +<p> </p> +<pre> +"Oh," says little + Susie Smalt, +"It is someone + else's fault!" +"<i>She</i> began it!" + "<i>She's</i> to blame!" +"<i>She's</i> the one that + spoiled the game!" +So Goops always + blame each other; +Do <i>you</i> own up + your fault to Mother? +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-37"><!-- Image 37 --></a> +<h2> +SPERRY SPROOKS +</h2> +<center><i>Tearing Books</i></center> + +<img src="images/075.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Tearing Books"> +<p> </p> +<pre> +Have you ever + chanced to look +At a torn and + dirty book? +At a book that's + ragged, soiled, +Inked and finger- + marked and spoiled? +Who has done it? + Sperry Sprooks! +He's the Goop + that spoils the books! +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-38"><!-- Image 38 --></a> +<h2> +URIAH STEAD +</h2> +<center><i>Not Going to Bed</i></center> +<img src="images/077.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Not Going to Bed"> +<p> </p> +<pre> +I never saw + Uriah Stead +When he was glad + to go to bed. +There always was + <i>one</i> thing to do +Before he could + take off a shoe! +The little Goop + was always late; +I hope <i>you</i> don't + pro-cras-ti-nate! +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + + + + +<p> </p> +<a name="image-39"><!-- Image 39 --></a> +<h2> +ROSIE L. 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TROOD +</h2> +<center><i>Playing With Food</i></center> +<img src="images/079.png" height="387" width="314" align=left +alt="Playing With Food"> + +<p> </p> +<pre> +Rosie Lily + Violet Trood, +Always messes + with her food; +Always plays with + her potatoes, +Meat and gravy + and tomatoes! +Callers, who are + asked to dine, +Knowing she's + a Goop, decline! +</pre> +<br clear="all"> + +<p> </p> +<p> </p> +<p> </p> + +<div>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 13035 ***</div> +</body> diff --git a/13035-h/images/001.png b/13035-h/images/001.png Binary files differnew file mode 100644 index 0000000..0430bdf --- /dev/null +++ b/13035-h/images/001.png diff --git a/13035-h/images/005.png b/13035-h/images/005.png Binary files differnew file mode 100644 index 0000000..0eb23e1 --- /dev/null +++ b/13035-h/images/005.png diff --git a/13035-h/images/007.png b/13035-h/images/007.png Binary files differnew file mode 100644 index 0000000..1bb17fe --- /dev/null +++ b/13035-h/images/007.png diff 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