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diff --git a/1289-0.txt b/1289-0.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1254741 --- /dev/null +++ b/1289-0.txt @@ -0,0 +1,2565 @@ +The Project Gutenberg eBook, Three Ghost Stories, by Charles Dickens + + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + + + + +Title: Three Ghost Stories + + +Author: Charles Dickens + + + +Release Date: March 9, 2013 [eBook #1289] +[This file was first posted on April 5, 1998] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: UTF-8 + + +***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THREE GHOST STORIES*** + + +Transcribed from the 1894 Chapman and Hall edition of “Christmas Stories” +by David Price, email ccx074@pglaf.org + + + + + + THREE GHOST STORIES + + + by Charles Dickens + + + + +CONTENTS + +The Haunted House 121 +The Trial For Murder 303 +The Signal-Man 312 + + + + +THE HAUNTED HOUSE. +IN TWO CHAPTERS. {121} + + + [1859.] + + + +THE MORTALS IN THE HOUSE. + + +UNDER none of the accredited ghostly circumstances, and environed by none +of the conventional ghostly surroundings, did I first make acquaintance +with the house which is the subject of this Christmas piece. I saw it in +the daylight, with the sun upon it. There was no wind, no rain, no +lightning, no thunder, no awful or unwonted circumstance, of any kind, to +heighten its effect. More than that: I had come to it direct from a +railway station: it was not more than a mile distant from the railway +station; and, as I stood outside the house, looking back upon the way I +had come, I could see the goods train running smoothly along the +embankment in the valley. I will not say that everything was utterly +commonplace, because I doubt if anything can be that, except to utterly +commonplace people—and there my vanity steps in; but, I will take it on +myself to say that anybody might see the house as I saw it, any fine +autumn morning. + +The manner of my lighting on it was this. + +I was travelling towards London out of the North, intending to stop by +the way, to look at the house. My health required a temporary residence +in the country; and a friend of mine who knew that, and who had happened +to drive past the house, had written to me to suggest it as a likely +place. I had got into the train at midnight, and had fallen asleep, and +had woke up and had sat looking out of window at the brilliant Northern +Lights in the sky, and had fallen asleep again, and had woke up again to +find the night gone, with the usual discontented conviction on me that I +hadn’t been to sleep at all;—upon which question, in the first imbecility +of that condition, I am ashamed to believe that I would have done wager +by battle with the man who sat opposite me. That opposite man had had, +through the night—as that opposite man always has—several legs too many, +and all of them too long. In addition to this unreasonable conduct +(which was only to be expected of him), he had had a pencil and a +pocket-book, and had been perpetually listening and taking notes. It had +appeared to me that these aggravating notes related to the jolts and +bumps of the carriage, and I should have resigned myself to his taking +them, under a general supposition that he was in the civil-engineering +way of life, if he had not sat staring straight over my head whenever he +listened. He was a goggle-eyed gentleman of a perplexed aspect, and his +demeanour became unbearable. + +It was a cold, dead morning (the sun not being up yet), and when I had +out-watched the paling light of the fires of the iron country, and the +curtain of heavy smoke that hung at once between me and the stars and +between me and the day, I turned to my fellow-traveller and said: + +“I _beg_ your pardon, sir, but do you observe anything particular in me?” +For, really, he appeared to be taking down, either my travelling-cap or +my hair, with a minuteness that was a liberty. + +The goggle-eyed gentleman withdrew his eyes from behind me, as if the +back of the carriage were a hundred miles off, and said, with a lofty +look of compassion for my insignificance: + +“In you, sir?—B.” + +“B, sir?” said I, growing warm. + +“I have nothing to do with you, sir,” returned the gentleman; “pray let +me listen—O.” + +He enunciated this vowel after a pause, and noted it down. + +At first I was alarmed, for an Express lunatic and no communication with +the guard, is a serious position. The thought came to my relief that the +gentleman might be what is popularly called a Rapper: one of a sect for +(some of) whom I have the highest respect, but whom I don’t believe in. +I was going to ask him the question, when he took the bread out of my +mouth. + +“You will excuse me,” said the gentleman contemptuously, “if I am too +much in advance of common humanity to trouble myself at all about it. I +have passed the night—as indeed I pass the whole of my time now—in +spiritual intercourse.” + +“O!” said I, somewhat snappishly. + +“The conferences of the night began,” continued the gentleman, turning +several leaves of his note-book, “with this message: ‘Evil communications +corrupt good manners.’” + +“Sound,” said I; “but, absolutely new?” + +“New from spirits,” returned the gentleman. + +I could only repeat my rather snappish “O!” and ask if I might be +favoured with the last communication. + +“‘A bird in the hand,’” said the gentleman, reading his last entry with +great solemnity, “‘is worth two in the Bosh.’” + +“Truly I am of the same opinion,” said I; “but shouldn’t it be Bush?” + +“It came to me, Bosh,” returned the gentleman. + +The gentleman then informed me that the spirit of Socrates had delivered +this special revelation in the course of the night. “My friend, I hope +you are pretty well. There are two in this railway carriage. How do you +do? There are seventeen thousand four hundred and seventy-nine spirits +here, but you cannot see them. Pythagoras is here. He is not at liberty +to mention it, but hopes you like travelling.” Galileo likewise had +dropped in, with this scientific intelligence. “I am glad to see you, +_amico_. _Come sta_? Water will freeze when it is cold enough. +_Addio_!” In the course of the night, also, the following phenomena had +occurred. Bishop Butler had insisted on spelling his name, “Bubler,” for +which offence against orthography and good manners he had been dismissed +as out of temper. John Milton (suspected of wilful mystification) had +repudiated the authorship of Paradise Lost, and had introduced, as joint +authors of that poem, two Unknown gentlemen, respectively named Grungers +and Scadgingtone. And Prince Arthur, nephew of King John of England, had +described himself as tolerably comfortable in the seventh circle, where +he was learning to paint on velvet, under the direction of Mrs. Trimmer +and Mary Queen of Scots. + +If this should meet the eye of the gentleman who favoured me with these +disclosures, I trust he will excuse my confessing that the sight of the +rising sun, and the contemplation of the magnificent Order of the vast +Universe, made me impatient of them. In a word, I was so impatient of +them, that I was mightily glad to get out at the next station, and to +exchange these clouds and vapours for the free air of Heaven. + +By that time it was a beautiful morning. As I walked away among such +leaves as had already fallen from the golden, brown, and russet trees; +and as I looked around me on the wonders of Creation, and thought of the +steady, unchanging, and harmonious laws by which they are sustained; the +gentleman’s spiritual intercourse seemed to me as poor a piece of +journey-work as ever this world saw. In which heathen state of mind, I +came within view of the house, and stopped to examine it attentively. + +It was a solitary house, standing in a sadly neglected garden: a pretty +even square of some two acres. It was a house of about the time of +George the Second; as stiff, as cold, as formal, and in as bad taste, as +could possibly be desired by the most loyal admirer of the whole quartet +of Georges. It was uninhabited, but had, within a year or two, been +cheaply repaired to render it habitable; I say cheaply, because the work +had been done in a surface manner, and was already decaying as to the +paint and plaster, though the colours were fresh. A lop-sided board +drooped over the garden wall, announcing that it was “to let on very +reasonable terms, well furnished.” It was much too closely and heavily +shadowed by trees, and, in particular, there were six tall poplars before +the front windows, which were excessively melancholy, and the site of +which had been extremely ill chosen. + +It was easy to see that it was an avoided house—a house that was shunned +by the village, to which my eye was guided by a church spire some half a +mile off—a house that nobody would take. And the natural inference was, +that it had the reputation of being a haunted house. + + [Picture: The haunted house] + +No period within the four-and-twenty hours of day and night is so solemn +to me, as the early morning. In the summer-time, I often rise very +early, and repair to my room to do a day’s work before breakfast, and I +am always on those occasions deeply impressed by the stillness and +solitude around me. Besides that there is something awful in the being +surrounded by familiar faces asleep—in the knowledge that those who are +dearest to us and to whom we are dearest, are profoundly unconscious of +us, in an impassive state, anticipative of that mysterious condition to +which we are all tending—the stopped life, the broken threads of +yesterday, the deserted seat, the closed book, the unfinished but +abandoned occupation, all are images of Death. The tranquillity of the +hour is the tranquillity of Death. The colour and the chill have the +same association. Even a certain air that familiar household objects +take upon them when they first emerge from the shadows of the night into +the morning, of being newer, and as they used to be long ago, has its +counterpart in the subsidence of the worn face of maturity or age, in +death, into the old youthful look. Moreover, I once saw the apparition +of my father, at this hour. He was alive and well, and nothing ever came +of it, but I saw him in the daylight, sitting with his back towards me, +on a seat that stood beside my bed. His head was resting on his hand, +and whether he was slumbering or grieving, I could not discern. Amazed +to see him there, I sat up, moved my position, leaned out of bed, and +watched him. As he did not move, I spoke to him more than once. As he +did not move then, I became alarmed and laid my hand upon his shoulder, +as I thought—and there was no such thing. + +For all these reasons, and for others less easily and briefly statable, I +find the early morning to be my most ghostly time. Any house would be +more or less haunted, to me, in the early morning; and a haunted house +could scarcely address me to greater advantage than then. + +I walked on into the village, with the desertion of this house upon my +mind, and I found the landlord of the little inn, sanding his door-step. +I bespoke breakfast, and broached the subject of the house. + +“Is it haunted?” I asked. + +The landlord looked at me, shook his head, and answered, “I say nothing.” + +“Then it _is_ haunted?” + +“Well!” cried the landlord, in an outburst of frankness that had the +appearance of desperation—“I wouldn’t sleep in it.” + +“Why not?” + +“If I wanted to have all the bells in a house ring, with nobody to ring +’em; and all the doors in a house bang, with nobody to bang ’em; and all +sorts of feet treading about, with no feet there; why, then,” said the +landlord, “I’d sleep in that house.” + +“Is anything seen there?” + +The landlord looked at me again, and then, with his former appearance of +desperation, called down his stable-yard for “Ikey!” + +The call produced a high-shouldered young fellow, with a round red face, +a short crop of sandy hair, a very broad humorous mouth, a turned-up +nose, and a great sleeved waistcoat of purple bars, with mother-of-pearl +buttons, that seemed to be growing upon him, and to be in a fair way—if +it were not pruned—of covering his head and overunning his boots. + +“This gentleman wants to know,” said the landlord, “if anything’s seen at +the Poplars.” + +“’Ooded woman with a howl,” said Ikey, in a state of great freshness. + +“Do you mean a cry?” + +“I mean a bird, sir.” + +“A hooded woman with an owl. Dear me! Did you ever see her?” + +“I seen the howl.” + +“Never the woman?” + +“Not so plain as the howl, but they always keeps together.” + +“Has anybody ever seen the woman as plainly as the owl?” + +“Lord bless you, sir! Lots.” + +“Who?” + +“Lord bless you, sir! Lots.” + +“The general-dealer opposite, for instance, who is opening his shop?” + +“Perkins? Bless you, Perkins wouldn’t go a-nigh the place. No!” +observed the young man, with considerable feeling; “he an’t overwise, +an’t Perkins, but he an’t such a fool as _that_.” + +(Here, the landlord murmured his confidence in Perkins’s knowing better.) + +“Who is—or who was—the hooded woman with the owl? Do you know?” + +“Well!” said Ikey, holding up his cap with one hand while he scratched +his head with the other, “they say, in general, that she was murdered, +and the howl he ’ooted the while.” + +This very concise summary of the facts was all I could learn, except that +a young man, as hearty and likely a young man as ever I see, had been +took with fits and held down in ’em, after seeing the hooded woman. +Also, that a personage, dimly described as “a hold chap, a sort of +one-eyed tramp, answering to the name of Joby, unless you challenged him +as Greenwood, and then he said, ‘Why not? and even if so, mind your own +business,’” had encountered the hooded woman, a matter of five or six +times. But, I was not materially assisted by these witnesses: inasmuch +as the first was in California, and the last was, as Ikey said (and he +was confirmed by the landlord), Anywheres. + +Now, although I regard with a hushed and solemn fear, the mysteries, +between which and this state of existence is interposed the barrier of +the great trial and change that fall on all the things that live; and +although I have not the audacity to pretend that I know anything of them; +I can no more reconcile the mere banging of doors, ringing of bells, +creaking of boards, and such-like insignificances, with the majestic +beauty and pervading analogy of all the Divine rules that I am permitted +to understand, than I had been able, a little while before, to yoke the +spiritual intercourse of my fellow-traveller to the chariot of the rising +sun. Moreover, I had lived in two haunted houses—both abroad. In one of +these, an old Italian palace, which bore the reputation of being very +badly haunted indeed, and which had recently been twice abandoned on that +account, I lived eight months, most tranquilly and pleasantly: +notwithstanding that the house had a score of mysterious bedrooms, which +were never used, and possessed, in one large room in which I sat reading, +times out of number at all hours, and next to which I slept, a haunted +chamber of the first pretensions. I gently hinted these considerations +to the landlord. And as to this particular house having a bad name, I +reasoned with him, Why, how many things had bad names undeservedly, and +how easy it was to give bad names, and did he not think that if he and I +were persistently to whisper in the village that any weird-looking, old +drunken tinker of the neighbourhood had sold himself to the Devil, he +would come in time to be suspected of that commercial venture! All this +wise talk was perfectly ineffective with the landlord, I am bound to +confess, and was as dead a failure as ever I made in my life. + +To cut this part of the story short, I was piqued about the haunted +house, and was already half resolved to take it. So, after breakfast, I +got the keys from Perkins’s brother-in-law (a whip and harness maker, who +keeps the Post Office, and is under submission to a most rigorous wife of +the Doubly Seceding Little Emmanuel persuasion), and went up to the +house, attended by my landlord and by Ikey. + +Within, I found it, as I had expected, transcendently dismal. The slowly +changing shadows waved on it from the heavy trees, were doleful in the +last degree; the house was ill-placed, ill-built, ill-planned, and +ill-fitted. It was damp, it was not free from dry rot, there was a +flavour of rats in it, and it was the gloomy victim of that indescribable +decay which settles on all the work of man’s hands whenever it’s not +turned to man’s account. The kitchens and offices were too large, and +too remote from each other. Above stairs and below, waste tracts of +passage intervened between patches of fertility represented by rooms; and +there was a mouldy old well with a green growth upon it, hiding like a +murderous trap, near the bottom of the back-stairs, under the double row +of bells. One of these bells was labelled, on a black ground in faded +white letters, MASTER B. This, they told me, was the bell that rang the +most. + +“Who was Master B.?” I asked. “Is it known what he did while the owl +hooted?” + +“Rang the bell,” said Ikey. + +I was rather struck by the prompt dexterity with which this young man +pitched his fur cap at the bell, and rang it himself. It was a loud, +unpleasant bell, and made a very disagreeable sound. The other bells +were inscribed according to the names of the rooms to which their wires +were conducted: as “Picture Room,” “Double Room,” “Clock Room,” and the +like. Following Master B.’s bell to its source I found that young +gentleman to have had but indifferent third-class accommodation in a +triangular cabin under the cock-loft, with a corner fireplace which +Master B. must have been exceedingly small if he were ever able to warm +himself at, and a corner chimney-piece like a pyramidal staircase to the +ceiling for Tom Thumb. The papering of one side of the room had dropped +down bodily, with fragments of plaster adhering to it, and almost blocked +up the door. It appeared that Master B., in his spiritual condition, +always made a point of pulling the paper down. Neither the landlord nor +Ikey could suggest why he made such a fool of himself. + +Except that the house had an immensely large rambling loft at top, I made +no other discoveries. It was moderately well furnished, but sparely. +Some of the furniture—say, a third—was as old as the house; the rest was +of various periods within the last half-century. I was referred to a +corn-chandler in the market-place of the county town to treat for the +house. I went that day, and I took it for six months. + +It was just the middle of October when I moved in with my maiden sister +(I venture to call her eight-and-thirty, she is so very handsome, +sensible, and engaging). We took with us, a deaf stable-man, my +bloodhound Turk, two women servants, and a young person called an Odd +Girl. I have reason to record of the attendant last enumerated, who was +one of the Saint Lawrence’s Union Female Orphans, that she was a fatal +mistake and a disastrous engagement. + +The year was dying early, the leaves were falling fast, it was a raw cold +day when we took possession, and the gloom of the house was most +depressing. The cook (an amiable woman, but of a weak turn of intellect) +burst into tears on beholding the kitchen, and requested that her silver +watch might be delivered over to her sister (2 Tuppintock’s Gardens, +Liggs’s Walk, Clapham Rise), in the event of anything happening to her +from the damp. Streaker, the housemaid, feigned cheerfulness, but was +the greater martyr. The Odd Girl, who had never been in the country, +alone was pleased, and made arrangements for sowing an acorn in the +garden outside the scullery window, and rearing an oak. + +We went, before dark, through all the natural—as opposed to +supernatural—miseries incidental to our state. Dispiriting reports +ascended (like the smoke) from the basement in volumes, and descended +from the upper rooms. There was no rolling-pin, there was no salamander +(which failed to surprise me, for I don’t know what it is), there was +nothing in the house, what there was, was broken, the last people must +have lived like pigs, what could the meaning of the landlord be? Through +these distresses, the Odd Girl was cheerful and exemplary. But within +four hours after dark we had got into a supernatural groove, and the Odd +Girl had seen “Eyes,” and was in hysterics. + +My sister and I had agreed to keep the haunting strictly to ourselves, +and my impression was, and still is, that I had not left Ikey, when he +helped to unload the cart, alone with the women, or any one of them, for +one minute. Nevertheless, as I say, the Odd Girl had “seen Eyes” (no +other explanation could ever be drawn from her), before nine, and by ten +o’clock had had as much vinegar applied to her as would pickle a handsome +salmon. + +I leave a discerning public to judge of my feelings, when, under these +untoward circumstances, at about half-past ten o’clock Master B.’s bell +began to ring in a most infuriated manner, and Turk howled until the +house resounded with his lamentations! + +I hope I may never again be in a state of mind so unchristian as the +mental frame in which I lived for some weeks, respecting the memory of +Master B. Whether his bell was rung by rats, or mice, or bats, or wind, +or what other accidental vibration, or sometimes by one cause, sometimes +another, and sometimes by collusion, I don’t know; but, certain it is, +that it did ring two nights out of three, until I conceived the happy +idea of twisting Master B.’s neck—in other words, breaking his bell short +off—and silencing that young gentleman, as to my experience and belief, +for ever. + +But, by that time, the Odd Girl had developed such improving powers of +catalepsy, that she had become a shining example of that very +inconvenient disorder. She would stiffen, like a Guy Fawkes endowed with +unreason, on the most irrelevant occasions. I would address the servants +in a lucid manner, pointing out to them that I had painted Master B.’s +room and balked the paper, and taken Master B.’s bell away and balked the +ringing, and if they could suppose that that confounded boy had lived and +died, to clothe himself with no better behaviour than would most +unquestionably have brought him and the sharpest particles of a +birch-broom into close acquaintance in the present imperfect state of +existence, could they also suppose a mere poor human being, such as I +was, capable by those contemptible means of counteracting and limiting +the powers of the disembodied spirits of the dead, or of any spirits?—I +say I would become emphatic and cogent, not to say rather complacent, in +such an address, when it would all go for nothing by reason of the Odd +Girl’s suddenly stiffening from the toes upward, and glaring among us +like a parochial petrifaction. + +Streaker, the housemaid, too, had an attribute of a most discomfiting +nature. I am unable to say whether she was of an unusually lymphatic +temperament, or what else was the matter with her, but this young woman +became a mere Distillery for the production of the largest and most +transparent tears I ever met with. Combined with these characteristics, +was a peculiar tenacity of hold in those specimens, so that they didn’t +fall, but hung upon her face and nose. In this condition, and mildly and +deplorably shaking her head, her silence would throw me more heavily than +the Admirable Crichton could have done in a verbal disputation for a +purse of money. Cook, likewise, always covered me with confusion as with +a garment, by neatly winding up the session with the protest that the +Ouse was wearing her out, and by meekly repeating her last wishes +regarding her silver watch. + +As to our nightly life, the contagion of suspicion and fear was among us, +and there is no such contagion under the sky. Hooded woman? According +to the accounts, we were in a perfect Convent of hooded women. Noises? +With that contagion downstairs, I myself have sat in the dismal parlour, +listening, until I have heard so many and such strange noises, that they +would have chilled my blood if I had not warmed it by dashing out to make +discoveries. Try this in bed, in the dead of the night: try this at your +own comfortable fire-side, in the life of the night. You can fill any +house with noises, if you will, until you have a noise for every nerve in +your nervous system. + +I repeat; the contagion of suspicion and fear was among us, and there is +no such contagion under the sky. The women (their noses in a chronic +state of excoriation from smelling-salts) were always primed and loaded +for a swoon, and ready to go off with hair-triggers. The two elder +detached the Odd Girl on all expeditions that were considered doubly +hazardous, and she always established the reputation of such adventures +by coming back cataleptic. If Cook or Streaker went overhead after dark, +we knew we should presently hear a bump on the ceiling; and this took +place so constantly, that it was as if a fighting man were engaged to go +about the house, administering a touch of his art which I believe is +called The Auctioneer, to every domestic he met with. + +It was in vain to do anything. It was in vain to be frightened, for the +moment in one’s own person, by a real owl, and then to show the owl. It +was in vain to discover, by striking an accidental discord on the piano, +that Turk always howled at particular notes and combinations. It was in +vain to be a Rhadamanthus with the bells, and if an unfortunate bell rang +without leave, to have it down inexorably and silence it. It was in vain +to fire up chimneys, let torches down the well, charge furiously into +suspected rooms and recesses. We changed servants, and it was no better. +The new set ran away, and a third set came, and it was no better. At +last, our comfortable housekeeping got to be so disorganised and +wretched, that I one night dejectedly said to my sister: “Patty, I begin +to despair of our getting people to go on with us here, and I think we +must give this up.” + +My sister, who is a woman of immense spirit, replied, “No, John, don’t +give it up. Don’t be beaten, John. There is another way.” + +“And what is that?” said I. + +“John,” returned my sister, “if we are not to be driven out of this +house, and that for no reason whatever, that is apparent to you or me, we +must help ourselves and take the house wholly and solely into our own +hands.” + +“But, the servants,” said I. + +“Have no servants,” said my sister, boldly. + +Like most people in my grade of life, I had never thought of the +possibility of going on without those faithful obstructions. The notion +was so new to me when suggested, that I looked very doubtful. “We know +they come here to be frightened and infect one another, and we know they +are frightened and do infect one another,” said my sister. + +“With the exception of Bottles,” I observed, in a meditative tone. + +(The deaf stable-man. I kept him in my service, and still keep him, as a +phenomenon of moroseness not to be matched in England.) + +“To be sure, John,” assented my sister; “except Bottles. And what does +that go to prove? Bottles talks to nobody, and hears nobody unless he is +absolutely roared at, and what alarm has Bottles ever given, or taken! +None.” + +This was perfectly true; the individual in question having retired, every +night at ten o’clock, to his bed over the coach-house, with no other +company than a pitchfork and a pail of water. That the pail of water +would have been over me, and the pitchfork through me, if I had put +myself without announcement in Bottles’s way after that minute, I had +deposited in my own mind as a fact worth remembering. Neither had +Bottles ever taken the least notice of any of our many uproars. An +imperturbable and speechless man, he had sat at his supper, with Streaker +present in a swoon, and the Odd Girl marble, and had only put another +potato in his cheek, or profited by the general misery to help himself to +beefsteak pie. + +“And so,” continued my sister, “I exempt Bottles. And considering, John, +that the house is too large, and perhaps too lonely, to be kept well in +hand by Bottles, you, and me, I propose that we cast about among our +friends for a certain selected number of the most reliable and +willing—form a Society here for three months—wait upon ourselves and one +another—live cheerfully and socially—and see what happens.” + +I was so charmed with my sister, that I embraced her on the spot, and +went into her plan with the greatest ardour. + +We were then in the third week of November; but, we took our measures so +vigorously, and were so well seconded by the friends in whom we confided, +that there was still a week of the month unexpired, when our party all +came down together merrily, and mustered in the haunted house. + +I will mention, in this place, two small changes that I made while my +sister and I were yet alone. It occurring to me as not improbable that +Turk howled in the house at night, partly because he wanted to get out of +it, I stationed him in his kennel outside, but unchained; and I seriously +warned the village that any man who came in his way must not expect to +leave him without a rip in his own throat. I then casually asked Ikey if +he were a judge of a gun? On his saying, “Yes, sir, I knows a good gun +when I sees her,” I begged the favour of his stepping up to the house and +looking at mine. + +“_She’s_ a true one, sir,” said Ikey, after inspecting a double-barrelled +rifle that I bought in New York a few years ago. “No mistake about +_her_, sir.” + +“Ikey,” said I, “don’t mention it; I have seen something in this house.” + +“No, sir?” he whispered, greedily opening his eyes. “’Ooded lady, sir?” + +“Don’t be frightened,” said I. “It was a figure rather like you.” + +“Lord, sir?” + +“Ikey!” said I, shaking hands with him warmly: I may say affectionately; +“if there is any truth in these ghost-stories, the greatest service I can +do you, is, to fire at that figure. And I promise you, by Heaven and +earth, I will do it with this gun if I see it again!” + +The young man thanked me, and took his leave with some little +precipitation, after declining a glass of liquor. I imparted my secret +to him, because I had never quite forgotten his throwing his cap at the +bell; because I had, on another occasion, noticed something very like a +fur cap, lying not far from the bell, one night when it had burst out +ringing; and because I had remarked that we were at our ghostliest +whenever he came up in the evening to comfort the servants. Let me do +Ikey no injustice. He was afraid of the house, and believed in its being +haunted; and yet he would play false on the haunting side, so surely as +he got an opportunity. The Odd Girl’s case was exactly similar. She +went about the house in a state of real terror, and yet lied monstrously +and wilfully, and invented many of the alarms she spread, and made many +of the sounds we heard. I had had my eye on the two, and I know it. It +is not necessary for me, here, to account for this preposterous state of +mind; I content myself with remarking that it is familiarly known to +every intelligent man who has had fair medical, legal, or other watchful +experience; that it is as well established and as common a state of mind +as any with which observers are acquainted; and that it is one of the +first elements, above all others, rationally to be suspected in, and +strictly looked for, and separated from, any question of this kind. + +To return to our party. The first thing we did when we were all +assembled, was, to draw lots for bedrooms. That done, and every bedroom, +and, indeed, the whole house, having been minutely examined by the whole +body, we allotted the various household duties, as if we had been on a +gipsy party, or a yachting party, or a hunting party, or were +shipwrecked. I then recounted the floating rumours concerning the hooded +lady, the owl, and Master B.: with others, still more filmy, which had +floated about during our occupation, relative to some ridiculous old +ghost of the female gender who went up and down, carrying the ghost of a +round table; and also to an impalpable Jackass, whom nobody was ever able +to catch. Some of these ideas I really believe our people below had +communicated to one another in some diseased way, without conveying them +in words. We then gravely called one another to witness, that we were +not there to be deceived, or to deceive—which we considered pretty much +the same thing—and that, with a serious sense of responsibility, we would +be strictly true to one another, and would strictly follow out the truth. +The understanding was established, that any one who heard unusual noises +in the night, and who wished to trace them, should knock at my door; +lastly, that on Twelfth Night, the last night of holy Christmas, all our +individual experiences since that then present hour of our coming +together in the haunted house, should be brought to light for the good of +all; and that we would hold our peace on the subject till then, unless on +some remarkable provocation to break silence. + +We were, in number and in character, as follows: + +First—to get my sister and myself out of the way—there were we two. In +the drawing of lots, my sister drew her own room, and I drew Master B.’s. +Next, there was our first cousin John Herschel, so called after the great +astronomer: than whom I suppose a better man at a telescope does not +breathe. With him, was his wife: a charming creature to whom he had been +married in the previous spring. I thought it (under the circumstances) +rather imprudent to bring her, because there is no knowing what even a +false alarm may do at such a time; but I suppose he knew his own business +best, and I must say that if she had been _my_ wife, I never could have +left her endearing and bright face behind. They drew the Clock Room. +Alfred Starling, an uncommonly agreeable young fellow of eight-and-twenty +for whom I have the greatest liking, was in the Double Room; mine, +usually, and designated by that name from having a dressing-room within +it, with two large and cumbersome windows, which no wedges _I_ was ever +able to make, would keep from shaking, in any weather, wind or no wind. +Alfred is a young fellow who pretends to be “fast” (another word for +loose, as I understand the term), but who is much too good and sensible +for that nonsense, and who would have distinguished himself before now, +if his father had not unfortunately left him a small independence of two +hundred a year, on the strength of which his only occupation in life has +been to spend six. I am in hopes, however, that his Banker may break, or +that he may enter into some speculation guaranteed to pay twenty per +cent.; for, I am convinced that if he could only be ruined, his fortune +is made. Belinda Bates, bosom friend of my sister, and a most +intellectual, amiable, and delightful girl, got the Picture Room. She +has a fine genius for poetry, combined with real business earnestness, +and “goes in”—to use an expression of Alfred’s—for Woman’s mission, +Woman’s rights, Woman’s wrongs, and everything that is woman’s with a +capital W, or is not and ought to be, or is and ought not to be. “Most +praiseworthy, my dear, and Heaven prosper you!” I whispered to her on the +first night of my taking leave of her at the Picture-Room door, “but +don’t overdo it. And in respect of the great necessity there is, my +darling, for more employments being within the reach of Woman than our +civilisation has as yet assigned to her, don’t fly at the unfortunate +men, even those men who are at first sight in your way, as if they were +the natural oppressors of your sex; for, trust me, Belinda, they do +sometimes spend their wages among wives and daughters, sisters, mothers, +aunts, and grandmothers; and the play is, really, not _all_ Wolf and Red +Riding-Hood, but has other parts in it.” However, I digress. + +Belinda, as I have mentioned, occupied the Picture Room. We had but +three other chambers: the Corner Room, the Cupboard Room, and the Garden +Room. My old friend, Jack Governor, “slung his hammock,” as he called +it, in the Corner Room. I have always regarded Jack as the +finest-looking sailor that ever sailed. He is gray now, but as handsome +as he was a quarter of a century ago—nay, handsomer. A portly, cheery, +well-built figure of a broad-shouldered man, with a frank smile, a +brilliant dark eye, and a rich dark eyebrow. I remember those under +darker hair, and they look all the better for their silver setting. He +has been wherever his Union namesake flies, has Jack, and I have met old +shipmates of his, away in the Mediterranean and on the other side of the +Atlantic, who have beamed and brightened at the casual mention of his +name, and have cried, “You know Jack Governor? Then you know a prince of +men!” That he is! And so unmistakably a naval officer, that if you were +to meet him coming out of an Esquimaux snow-hut in seal’s skin, you would +be vaguely persuaded he was in full naval uniform. + +Jack once had that bright clear eye of his on my sister; but, it fell out +that he married another lady and took her to South America, where she +died. This was a dozen years ago or more. He brought down with him to +our haunted house a little cask of salt beef; for, he is always convinced +that all salt beef not of his own pickling, is mere carrion, and +invariably, when he goes to London, packs a piece in his portmanteau. He +had also volunteered to bring with him one “Nat Beaver,” an old comrade +of his, captain of a merchantman. Mr. Beaver, with a thick-set wooden +face and figure, and apparently as hard as a block all over, proved to be +an intelligent man, with a world of watery experiences in him, and great +practical knowledge. At times, there was a curious nervousness about +him, apparently the lingering result of some old illness; but, it seldom +lasted many minutes. He got the Cupboard Room, and lay there next to Mr. +Undery, my friend and solicitor: who came down, in an amateur capacity, +“to go through with it,” as he said, and who plays whist better than the +whole Law List, from the red cover at the beginning to the red cover at +the end. + +I never was happier in my life, and I believe it was the universal +feeling among us. Jack Governor, always a man of wonderful resources, +was Chief Cook, and made some of the best dishes I ever ate, including +unapproachable curries. My sister was pastrycook and confectioner. +Starling and I were Cook’s Mate, turn and turn about, and on special +occasions the chief cook “pressed” Mr. Beaver. We had a great deal of +out-door sport and exercise, but nothing was neglected within, and there +was no ill-humour or misunderstanding among us, and our evenings were so +delightful that we had at least one good reason for being reluctant to go +to bed. + +We had a few night alarms in the beginning. On the first night, I was +knocked up by Jack with a most wonderful ship’s lantern in his hand, like +the gills of some monster of the deep, who informed me that he “was going +aloft to the main truck,” to have the weathercock down. It was a stormy +night and I remonstrated; but Jack called my attention to its making a +sound like a cry of despair, and said somebody would be “hailing a ghost” +presently, if it wasn’t done. So, up to the top of the house, where I +could hardly stand for the wind, we went, accompanied by Mr. Beaver; and +there Jack, lantern and all, with Mr. Beaver after him, swarmed up to the +top of a cupola, some two dozen feet above the chimneys, and stood upon +nothing particular, coolly knocking the weathercock off, until they both +got into such good spirits with the wind and the height, that I thought +they would never come down. Another night, they turned out again, and +had a chimney-cowl off. Another night, they cut a sobbing and gulping +water-pipe away. Another night, they found out something else. On +several occasions, they both, in the coolest manner, simultaneously +dropped out of their respective bedroom windows, hand over hand by their +counterpanes, to “overhaul” something mysterious in the garden. + +The engagement among us was faithfully kept, and nobody revealed +anything. All we knew was, if any one’s room were haunted, no one looked +the worse for it. + + + +THE GHOST IN MASTER B.’S ROOM. + + +WHEN I established myself in the triangular garret which had gained so +distinguished a reputation, my thoughts naturally turned to Master B. My +speculations about him were uneasy and manifold. Whether his Christian +name was Benjamin, Bissextile (from his having been born in Leap Year), +Bartholomew, or Bill. Whether the initial letter belonged to his family +name, and that was Baxter, Black, Brown, Barker, Buggins, Baker, or Bird. +Whether he was a foundling, and had been baptized B. Whether he was a +lion-hearted boy, and B. was short for Briton, or for Bull. Whether he +could possibly have been kith and kin to an illustrious lady who +brightened my own childhood, and had come of the blood of the brilliant +Mother Bunch? + +With these profitless meditations I tormented myself much. I also +carried the mysterious letter into the appearance and pursuits of the +deceased; wondering whether he dressed in Blue, wore Boots (he couldn’t +have been Bald), was a boy of Brains, liked Books, was good at Bowling, +had any skill as a Boxer, even in his Buoyant Boyhood Bathed from a +Bathing-machine at Bognor, Bangor, Bournemouth, Brighton, or Broadstairs, +like a Bounding Billiard Ball? + +So, from the first, I was haunted by the letter B. + +It was not long before I remarked that I never by any hazard had a dream +of Master B., or of anything belonging to him. But, the instant I awoke +from sleep, at whatever hour of the night, my thoughts took him up, and +roamed away, trying to attach his initial letter to something that would +fit it and keep it quiet. + +For six nights, I had been worried thus in Master B.’s room, when I began +to perceive that things were going wrong. + +The first appearance that presented itself was early in the morning when +it was but just daylight and no more. I was standing shaving at my +glass, when I suddenly discovered, to my consternation and amazement, +that I was shaving—not myself—I am fifty—but a boy. Apparently Master +B.! + +I trembled and looked over my shoulder; nothing there. I looked again in +the glass, and distinctly saw the features and expression of a boy, who +was shaving, not to get rid of a beard, but to get one. Extremely +troubled in my mind, I took a few turns in the room, and went back to the +looking-glass, resolved to steady my hand and complete the operation in +which I had been disturbed. Opening my eyes, which I had shut while +recovering my firmness, I now met in the glass, looking straight at me, +the eyes of a young man of four or five and twenty. Terrified by this +new ghost, I closed my eyes, and made a strong effort to recover myself. +Opening them again, I saw, shaving his cheek in the glass, my father, who +has long been dead. Nay, I even saw my grandfather too, whom I never did +see in my life. + +Although naturally much affected by these remarkable visitations, I +determined to keep my secret, until the time agreed upon for the present +general disclosure. Agitated by a multitude of curious thoughts, I +retired to my room, that night, prepared to encounter some new experience +of a spectral character. Nor was my preparation needless, for, waking +from an uneasy sleep at exactly two o’clock in the morning, what were my +feelings to find that I was sharing my bed with the skeleton of Master +B.! + +I sprang up, and the skeleton sprang up also. I then heard a plaintive +voice saying, “Where am I? What is become of me?” and, looking hard in +that direction, perceived the ghost of Master B. + +The young spectre was dressed in an obsolete fashion: or rather, was not +so much dressed as put into a case of inferior pepper-and-salt cloth, +made horrible by means of shining buttons. I observed that these buttons +went, in a double row, over each shoulder of the young ghost, and +appeared to descend his back. He wore a frill round his neck. His right +hand (which I distinctly noticed to be inky) was laid upon his stomach; +connecting this action with some feeble pimples on his countenance, and +his general air of nausea, I concluded this ghost to be the ghost of a +boy who had habitually taken a great deal too much medicine. + +“Where am I?” said the little spectre, in a pathetic voice. “And why was +I born in the Calomel days, and why did I have all that Calomel given +me?” + +I replied, with sincere earnestness, that upon my soul I couldn’t tell +him. + +“Where is my little sister,” said the ghost, “and where my angelic little +wife, and where is the boy I went to school with?” + +I entreated the phantom to be comforted, and above all things to take +heart respecting the loss of the boy he went to school with. I +represented to him that probably that boy never did, within human +experience, come out well, when discovered. I urged that I myself had, +in later life, turned up several boys whom I went to school with, and +none of them had at all answered. I expressed my humble belief that that +boy never did answer. I represented that he was a mythic character, a +delusion, and a snare. I recounted how, the last time I found him, I +found him at a dinner party behind a wall of white cravat, with an +inconclusive opinion on every possible subject, and a power of silent +boredom absolutely Titanic. I related how, on the strength of our having +been together at “Old Doylance’s,” he had asked himself to breakfast with +me (a social offence of the largest magnitude); how, fanning my weak +embers of belief in Doylance’s boys, I had let him in; and how, he had +proved to be a fearful wanderer about the earth, pursuing the race of +Adam with inexplicable notions concerning the currency, and with a +proposition that the Bank of England should, on pain of being abolished, +instantly strike off and circulate, God knows how many thousand millions +of ten-and-sixpenny notes. + +The ghost heard me in silence, and with a fixed stare. “Barber!” it +apostrophised me when I had finished. + +“Barber?” I repeated—for I am not of that profession. + +“Condemned,” said the ghost, “to shave a constant change of +customers—now, me—now, a young man—now, thyself as thou art—now, thy +father—now, thy grandfather; condemned, too, to lie down with a skeleton +every night, and to rise with it every morning—” + +(I shuddered on hearing this dismal announcement.) + +“Barber! Pursue me!” + +I had felt, even before the words were uttered, that I was under a spell +to pursue the phantom. I immediately did so, and was in Master B.’s room +no longer. + +Most people know what long and fatiguing night journeys had been forced +upon the witches who used to confess, and who, no doubt, told the exact +truth—particularly as they were always assisted with leading questions, +and the Torture was always ready. I asseverate that, during my +occupation of Master B.’s room, I was taken by the ghost that haunted it, +on expeditions fully as long and wild as any of those. Assuredly, I was +presented to no shabby old man with a goat’s horns and tail (something +between Pan and an old clothesman), holding conventional receptions, as +stupid as those of real life and less decent; but, I came upon other +things which appeared to me to have more meaning. + +Confident that I speak the truth and shall be believed, I declare without +hesitation that I followed the ghost, in the first instance on a +broom-stick, and afterwards on a rocking-horse. The very smell of the +animal’s paint—especially when I brought it out, by making him warm—I am +ready to swear to. I followed the ghost, afterwards, in a hackney coach; +an institution with the peculiar smell of which, the present generation +is unacquainted, but to which I am again ready to swear as a combination +of stable, dog with the mange, and very old bellows. (In this, I appeal +to previous generations to confirm or refute me.) I pursued the phantom, +on a headless donkey: at least, upon a donkey who was so interested in +the state of his stomach that his head was always down there, +investigating it; on ponies, expressly born to kick up behind; on +roundabouts and swings, from fairs; in the first cab—another forgotten +institution where the fare regularly got into bed, and was tucked up with +the driver. + +Not to trouble you with a detailed account of all my travels in pursuit +of the ghost of Master B., which were longer and more wonderful than +those of Sinbad the Sailor, I will confine myself to one experience from +which you may judge of many. + +I was marvellously changed. I was myself, yet not myself. I was +conscious of something within me, which has been the same all through my +life, and which I have always recognised under all its phases and +varieties as never altering, and yet I was not the I who had gone to bed +in Master B.’s room. I had the smoothest of faces and the shortest of +legs, and I had taken another creature like myself, also with the +smoothest of faces and the shortest of legs, behind a door, and was +confiding to him a proposition of the most astounding nature. + +This proposition was, that we should have a Seraglio. + +The other creature assented warmly. He had no notion of respectability, +neither had I. It was the custom of the East, it was the way of the good +Caliph Haroun Alraschid (let me have the corrupted name again for once, +it is so scented with sweet memories!), the usage was highly laudable, +and most worthy of imitation. “O, yes! Let us,” said the other creature +with a jump, “have a Seraglio.” + +It was not because we entertained the faintest doubts of the meritorious +character of the Oriental establishment we proposed to import, that we +perceived it must be kept a secret from Miss Griffin. It was because we +knew Miss Griffin to be bereft of human sympathies, and incapable of +appreciating the greatness of the great Haroun. Mystery impenetrably +shrouded from Miss Griffin then, let us entrust it to Miss Bule. + +We were ten in Miss Griffin’s establishment by Hampstead Ponds; eight +ladies and two gentlemen. Miss Bule, whom I judge to have attained the +ripe age of eight or nine, took the lead in society. I opened the +subject to her in the course of the day, and proposed that she should +become the Favourite. + +Miss Bule, after struggling with the diffidence so natural to, and +charming in, her adorable sex, expressed herself as flattered by the +idea, but wished to know how it was proposed to provide for Miss Pipson? +Miss Bule—who was understood to have vowed towards that young lady, a +friendship, halves, and no secrets, until death, on the Church Service +and Lessons complete in two volumes with case and lock—Miss Bule said she +could not, as the friend of Pipson, disguise from herself, or me, that +Pipson was not one of the common. + +Now, Miss Pipson, having curly hair and blue eyes (which was my idea of +anything mortal and feminine that was called Fair), I promptly replied +that I regarded Miss Pipson in the light of a Fair Circassian. + +“And what then?” Miss Bule pensively asked. + +I replied that she must be inveigled by a Merchant, brought to me veiled, +and purchased as a slave. + +[The other creature had already fallen into the second male place in the +State, and was set apart for Grand Vizier. He afterwards resisted this +disposal of events, but had his hair pulled until he yielded.] + +“Shall I not be jealous?” Miss Bule inquired, casting down her eyes. + +“Zobeide, no,” I replied; “you will ever be the favourite Sultana; the +first place in my heart, and on my throne, will be ever yours.” + +Miss Bule, upon that assurance, consented to propound the idea to her +seven beautiful companions. It occurring to me, in the course of the +same day, that we knew we could trust a grinning and good-natured soul +called Tabby, who was the serving drudge of the house, and had no more +figure than one of the beds, and upon whose face there was always more or +less black-lead, I slipped into Miss Bule’s hand after supper, a little +note to that effect; dwelling on the black-lead as being in a manner +deposited by the finger of Providence, pointing Tabby out for Mesrour, +the celebrated chief of the Blacks of the Hareem. + +There were difficulties in the formation of the desired institution, as +there are in all combinations. The other creature showed himself of a +low character, and, when defeated in aspiring to the throne, pretended to +have conscientious scruples about prostrating himself before the Caliph; +wouldn’t call him Commander of the Faithful; spoke of him slightingly and +inconsistently as a mere “chap;” said he, the other creature, “wouldn’t +play”—Play!—and was otherwise coarse and offensive. This meanness of +disposition was, however, put down by the general indignation of an +united Seraglio, and I became blessed in the smiles of eight of the +fairest of the daughters of men. + +The smiles could only be bestowed when Miss Griffin was looking another +way, and only then in a very wary manner, for there was a legend among +the followers of the Prophet that she saw with a little round ornament in +the middle of the pattern on the back of her shawl. But every day after +dinner, for an hour, we were all together, and then the Favourite and the +rest of the Royal Hareem competed who should most beguile the leisure of +the Serene Haroun reposing from the cares of State—which were generally, +as in most affairs of State, of an arithmetical character, the Commander +of the Faithful being a fearful boggler at a sum. + +On these occasions, the devoted Mesrour, chief of the Blacks of the +Hareem, was always in attendance (Miss Griffin usually ringing for that +officer, at the same time, with great vehemence), but never acquitted +himself in a manner worthy of his historical reputation. In the first +place, his bringing a broom into the Divan of the Caliph, even when +Haroun wore on his shoulders the red robe of anger (Miss Pipson’s +pelisse), though it might be got over for the moment, was never to be +quite satisfactorily accounted for. In the second place, his breaking +out into grinning exclamations of “Lork you pretties!” was neither +Eastern nor respectful. In the third place, when specially instructed to +say “Bismillah!” he always said “Hallelujah!” This officer, unlike his +class, was too good-humoured altogether, kept his mouth open far too +wide, expressed approbation to an incongruous extent, and even once—it +was on the occasion of the purchase of the Fair Circassian for five +hundred thousand purses of gold, and cheap, too—embraced the Slave, the +Favourite, and the Caliph, all round. (Parenthetically let me say God +bless Mesrour, and may there have been sons and daughters on that tender +bosom, softening many a hard day since!) + +Miss Griffin was a model of propriety, and I am at a loss to imagine what +the feelings of the virtuous woman would have been, if she had known, +when she paraded us down the Hampstead Road two and two, that she was +walking with a stately step at the head of Polygamy and Mahomedanism. I +believe that a mysterious and terrible joy with which the contemplation +of Miss Griffin, in this unconscious state, inspired us, and a grim sense +prevalent among us that there was a dreadful power in our knowledge of +what Miss Griffin (who knew all things that could be learnt out of book) +didn’t know, were the main-spring of the preservation of our secret. It +was wonderfully kept, but was once upon the verge of self-betrayal. The +danger and escape occurred upon a Sunday. We were all ten ranged in a +conspicuous part of the gallery at church, with Miss Griffin at our +head—as we were every Sunday—advertising the establishment in an +unsecular sort of way—when the description of Solomon in his domestic +glory happened to be read. The moment that monarch was thus referred to, +conscience whispered me, “Thou, too, Haroun!” The officiating minister +had a cast in his eye, and it assisted conscience by giving him the +appearance of reading personally at me. A crimson blush, attended by a +fearful perspiration, suffused my features. The Grand Vizier became more +dead than alive, and the whole Seraglio reddened as if the sunset of +Bagdad shone direct upon their lovely faces. At this portentous time the +awful Griffin rose, and balefully surveyed the children of Islam. My own +impression was, that Church and State had entered into a conspiracy with +Miss Griffin to expose us, and that we should all be put into white +sheets, and exhibited in the centre aisle. But, so Westerly—if I may be +allowed the expression as opposite to Eastern associations—was Miss +Griffin’s sense of rectitude, that she merely suspected Apples, and we +were saved. + +I have called the Seraglio, united. Upon the question, solely, whether +the Commander of the Faithful durst exercise a right of kissing in that +sanctuary of the palace, were its peerless inmates divided. Zobeide +asserted a counter-right in the Favourite to scratch, and the fair +Circassian put her face, for refuge, into a green baize bag, originally +designed for books. On the other hand, a young antelope of transcendent +beauty from the fruitful plains of Camden Town (whence she had been +brought, by traders, in the half-yearly caravan that crossed the +intermediate desert after the holidays), held more liberal opinions, but +stipulated for limiting the benefit of them to that dog, and son of a +dog, the Grand Vizier—who had no rights, and was not in question. At +length, the difficulty was compromised by the installation of a very +youthful slave as Deputy. She, raised upon a stool, officially received +upon her cheeks the salutes intended by the gracious Haroun for other +Sultanas, and was privately rewarded from the coffers of the Ladies of +the Hareem. + +And now it was, at the full height of enjoyment of my bliss, that I +became heavily troubled. I began to think of my mother, and what she +would say to my taking home at Midsummer eight of the most beautiful of +the daughters of men, but all unexpected. I thought of the number of +beds we made up at our house, of my father’s income, and of the baker, +and my despondency redoubled. The Seraglio and malicious Vizier, +divining the cause of their Lord’s unhappiness, did their utmost to +augment it. They professed unbounded fidelity, and declared that they +would live and die with him. Reduced to the utmost wretchedness by these +protestations of attachment, I lay awake, for hours at a time, ruminating +on my frightful lot. In my despair, I think I might have taken an early +opportunity of falling on my knees before Miss Griffin, avowing my +resemblance to Solomon, and praying to be dealt with according to the +outraged laws of my country, if an unthought-of means of escape had not +opened before me. + +One day, we were out walking, two and two—on which occasion the Vizier +had his usual instructions to take note of the boy at the turnpike, and +if he profanely gazed (which he always did) at the beauties of the +Hareem, to have him bowstrung in the course of the night—and it happened +that our hearts were veiled in gloom. An unaccountable action on the +part of the antelope had plunged the State into disgrace. That charmer, +on the representation that the previous day was her birthday, and that +vast treasures had been sent in a hamper for its celebration (both +baseless assertions), had secretly but most pressingly invited +thirty-five neighbouring princes and princesses to a ball and supper: +with a special stipulation that they were “not to be fetched till +twelve.” This wandering of the antelope’s fancy, led to the surprising +arrival at Miss Griffin’s door, in divers equipages and under various +escorts, of a great company in full dress, who were deposited on the top +step in a flush of high expectancy, and who were dismissed in tears. At +the beginning of the double knocks attendant on these ceremonies, the +antelope had retired to a back attic, and bolted herself in; and at every +new arrival, Miss Griffin had gone so much more and more distracted, that +at last she had been seen to tear her front. Ultimate capitulation on +the part of the offender, had been followed by solitude in the +linen-closet, bread and water and a lecture to all, of vindictive length, +in which Miss Griffin had used expressions: Firstly, “I believe you all +of you knew of it;” Secondly, “Every one of you is as wicked as another;” +Thirdly, “A pack of little wretches.” + +Under these circumstances, we were walking drearily along; and I +especially, with my Moosulmaun responsibilities heavy on me, was in a +very low state of mind; when a strange man accosted Miss Griffin, and, +after walking on at her side for a little while and talking with her, +looked at me. Supposing him to be a minion of the law, and that my hour +was come, I instantly ran away, with the general purpose of making for +Egypt. + +The whole Seraglio cried out, when they saw me making off as fast as my +legs would carry me (I had an impression that the first turning on the +left, and round by the public-house, would be the shortest way to the +Pyramids), Miss Griffin screamed after me, the faithless Vizier ran after +me, and the boy at the turnpike dodged me into a corner, like a sheep, +and cut me off. Nobody scolded me when I was taken and brought back; +Miss Griffin only said, with a stunning gentleness, This was very +curious! Why had I run away when the gentleman looked at me? + +If I had had any breath to answer with, I dare say I should have made no +answer; having no breath, I certainly made none. Miss Griffin and the +strange man took me between them, and walked me back to the palace in a +sort of state; but not at all (as I couldn’t help feeling, with +astonishment) in culprit state. + +When we got there, we went into a room by ourselves, and Miss Griffin +called in to her assistance, Mesrour, chief of the dusky guards of the +Hareem. Mesrour, on being whispered to, began to shed tears. “Bless +you, my precious!” said that officer, turning to me; “your Pa’s took +bitter bad!” + +I asked, with a fluttered heart, “Is he very ill?” + +“Lord temper the wind to you, my lamb!” said the good Mesrour, kneeling +down, that I might have a comforting shoulder for my head to rest on, +“your Pa’s dead!” + +Haroun Alraschid took to flight at the words; the Seraglio vanished; from +that moment, I never again saw one of the eight of the fairest of the +daughters of men. + +I was taken home, and there was Debt at home as well as Death, and we had +a sale there. My own little bed was so superciliously looked upon by a +Power unknown to me, hazily called “The Trade,” that a brass +coal-scuttle, a roasting-jack, and a birdcage, were obliged to be put +into it to make a Lot of it, and then it went for a song. So I heard +mentioned, and I wondered what song, and thought what a dismal song it +must have been to sing! + +Then, I was sent to a great, cold, bare, school of big boys; where +everything to eat and wear was thick and clumpy, without being enough; +where everybody, large and small, was cruel; where the boys knew all +about the sale, before I got there, and asked me what I had fetched, and +who had bought me, and hooted at me, “Going, going, gone!” I never +whispered in that wretched place that I had been Haroun, or had had a +Seraglio: for, I knew that if I mentioned my reverses, I should be so +worried, that I should have to drown myself in the muddy pond near the +playground, which looked like the beer. + +Ah me, ah me! No other ghost has haunted the boy’s room, my friends, +since I have occupied it, than the ghost of my own childhood, the ghost +of my own innocence, the ghost of my own airy belief. Many a time have I +pursued the phantom: never with this man’s stride of mine to come up with +it, never with these man’s hands of mine to touch it, never more to this +man’s heart of mine to hold it in its purity. And here you see me +working out, as cheerfully and thankfully as I may, my doom of shaving in +the glass a constant change of customers, and of lying down and rising up +with the skeleton allotted to me for my mortal companion. + + + + +THE TRIAL FOR MURDER. {303} + + +I HAVE always noticed a prevalent want of courage, even among persons of +superior intelligence and culture, as to imparting their own +psychological experiences when those have been of a strange sort. Almost +all men are afraid that what they could relate in such wise would find no +parallel or response in a listener’s internal life, and might be +suspected or laughed at. A truthful traveller, who should have seen some +extraordinary creature in the likeness of a sea-serpent, would have no +fear of mentioning it; but the same traveller, having had some singular +presentiment, impulse, vagary of thought, vision (so-called), dream, or +other remarkable mental impression, would hesitate considerably before he +would own to it. To this reticence I attribute much of the obscurity in +which such subjects are involved. We do not habitually communicate our +experiences of these subjective things as we do our experiences of +objective creation. The consequence is, that the general stock of +experience in this regard appears exceptional, and really is so, in +respect of being miserably imperfect. + +In what I am going to relate, I have no intention of setting up, +opposing, or supporting, any theory whatever. I know the history of the +Bookseller of Berlin, I have studied the case of the wife of a late +Astronomer Royal as related by Sir David Brewster, and I have followed +the minutest details of a much more remarkable case of Spectral Illusion +occurring within my private circle of friends. It may be necessary to +state as to this last, that the sufferer (a lady) was in no degree, +however distant, related to me. A mistaken assumption on that head might +suggest an explanation of a part of my own case,—but only a part,—which +would be wholly without foundation. It cannot be referred to my +inheritance of any developed peculiarity, nor had I ever before any at +all similar experience, nor have I ever had any at all similar experience +since. + +It does not signify how many years ago, or how few, a certain murder was +committed in England, which attracted great attention. We hear more than +enough of murderers as they rise in succession to their atrocious +eminence, and I would bury the memory of this particular brute, if I +could, as his body was buried, in Newgate Jail. I purposely abstain from +giving any direct clue to the criminal’s individuality. + +When the murder was first discovered, no suspicion fell—or I ought rather +to say, for I cannot be too precise in my facts, it was nowhere publicly +hinted that any suspicion fell—on the man who was afterwards brought to +trial. As no reference was at that time made to him in the newspapers, +it is obviously impossible that any description of him can at that time +have been given in the newspapers. It is essential that this fact be +remembered. + +Unfolding at breakfast my morning paper, containing the account of that +first discovery, I found it to be deeply interesting, and I read it with +close attention. I read it twice, if not three times. The discovery had +been made in a bedroom, and, when I laid down the paper, I was aware of a +flash—rush—flow—I do not know what to call it,—no word I can find is +satisfactorily descriptive,—in which I seemed to see that bedroom passing +through my room, like a picture impossibly painted on a running river. +Though almost instantaneous in its passing, it was perfectly clear; so +clear that I distinctly, and with a sense of relief, observed the absence +of the dead body from the bed. + +It was in no romantic place that I had this curious sensation, but in +chambers in Piccadilly, very near to the corner of St. James’s Street. +It was entirely new to me. I was in my easy-chair at the moment, and the +sensation was accompanied with a peculiar shiver which started the chair +from its position. (But it is to be noted that the chair ran easily on +castors.) I went to one of the windows (there are two in the room, and +the room is on the second floor) to refresh my eyes with the moving +objects down in Piccadilly. It was a bright autumn morning, and the +street was sparkling and cheerful. The wind was high. As I looked out, +it brought down from the Park a quantity of fallen leaves, which a gust +took, and whirled into a spiral pillar. As the pillar fell and the +leaves dispersed, I saw two men on the opposite side of the way, going +from West to East. They were one behind the other. The foremost man +often looked back over his shoulder. The second man followed him, at a +distance of some thirty paces, with his right hand menacingly raised. +First, the singularity and steadiness of this threatening gesture in so +public a thoroughfare attracted my attention; and next, the more +remarkable circumstance that nobody heeded it. Both men threaded their +way among the other passengers with a smoothness hardly consistent even +with the action of walking on a pavement; and no single creature, that I +could see, gave them place, touched them, or looked after them. In +passing before my windows, they both stared up at me. I saw their two +faces very distinctly, and I knew that I could recognise them anywhere. +Not that I had consciously noticed anything very remarkable in either +face, except that the man who went first had an unusually lowering +appearance, and that the face of the man who followed him was of the +colour of impure wax. + +I am a bachelor, and my valet and his wife constitute my whole +establishment. My occupation is in a certain Branch Bank, and I wish +that my duties as head of a Department were as light as they are +popularly supposed to be. They kept me in town that autumn, when I stood +in need of change. I was not ill, but I was not well. My reader is to +make the most that can be reasonably made of my feeling jaded, having a +depressing sense upon me of a monotonous life, and being “slightly +dyspeptic.” I am assured by my renowned doctor that my real state of +health at that time justifies no stronger description, and I quote his +own from his written answer to my request for it. + +As the circumstances of the murder, gradually unravelling, took stronger +and stronger possession of the public mind, I kept them away from mine by +knowing as little about them as was possible in the midst of the +universal excitement. But I knew that a verdict of Wilful Murder had +been found against the suspected murderer, and that he had been committed +to Newgate for trial. I also knew that his trial had been postponed over +one Sessions of the Central Criminal Court, on the ground of general +prejudice and want of time for the preparation of the defence. I may +further have known, but I believe I did not, when, or about when, the +Sessions to which his trial stood postponed would come on. + +My sitting-room, bedroom, and dressing-room, are all on one floor. With +the last there is no communication but through the bedroom. True, there +is a door in it, once communicating with the staircase; but a part of the +fitting of my bath has been—and had then been for some years—fixed across +it. At the same period, and as a part of the same arrangement,—the door +had been nailed up and canvased over. + +I was standing in my bedroom late one night, giving some directions to my +servant before he went to bed. My face was towards the only available +door of communication with the dressing-room, and it was closed. My +servant’s back was towards that door. While I was speaking to him, I saw +it open, and a man look in, who very earnestly and mysteriously beckoned +to me. That man was the man who had gone second of the two along +Piccadilly, and whose face was of the colour of impure wax. + +The figure, having beckoned, drew back, and closed the door. With no +longer pause than was made by my crossing the bedroom, I opened the +dressing-room door, and looked in. I had a lighted candle already in my +hand. I felt no inward expectation of seeing the figure in the +dressing-room, and I did not see it there. + +Conscious that my servant stood amazed, I turned round to him, and said: +“Derrick, could you believe that in my cool senses I fancied I saw a —” +As I there laid my hand upon his breast, with a sudden start he trembled +violently, and said, “O Lord, yes, sir! A dead man beckoning!” + +Now I do not believe that this John Derrick, my trusty and attached +servant for more than twenty years, had any impression whatever of having +seen any such figure, until I touched him. The change in him was so +startling, when I touched him, that I fully believe he derived his +impression in some occult manner from me at that instant. + +I bade John Derrick bring some brandy, and I gave him a dram, and was +glad to take one myself. Of what had preceded that night’s phenomenon, I +told him not a single word. Reflecting on it, I was absolutely certain +that I had never seen that face before, except on the one occasion in +Piccadilly. Comparing its expression when beckoning at the door with its +expression when it had stared up at me as I stood at my window, I came to +the conclusion that on the first occasion it had sought to fasten itself +upon my memory, and that on the second occasion it had made sure of being +immediately remembered. + +I was not very comfortable that night, though I felt a certainty, +difficult to explain, that the figure would not return. At daylight I +fell into a heavy sleep, from which I was awakened by John Derrick’s +coming to my bedside with a paper in his hand. + +This paper, it appeared, had been the subject of an altercation at the +door between its bearer and my servant. It was a summons to me to serve +upon a Jury at the forthcoming Sessions of the Central Criminal Court at +the Old Bailey. I had never before been summoned on such a Jury, as John +Derrick well knew. He believed—I am not certain at this hour whether +with reason or otherwise—that that class of Jurors were customarily +chosen on a lower qualification than mine, and he had at first refused to +accept the summons. The man who served it had taken the matter very +coolly. He had said that my attendance or non-attendance was nothing to +him; there the summons was; and I should deal with it at my own peril, +and not at his. + +For a day or two I was undecided whether to respond to this call, or take +no notice of it. I was not conscious of the slightest mysterious bias, +influence, or attraction, one way or other. Of that I am as strictly +sure as of every other statement that I make here. Ultimately I decided, +as a break in the monotony of my life, that I would go. + +The appointed morning was a raw morning in the month of November. There +was a dense brown fog in Piccadilly, and it became positively black and +in the last degree oppressive East of Temple Bar. I found the passages +and staircases of the Court-House flaringly lighted with gas, and the +Court itself similarly illuminated. I _think_ that, until I was +conducted by officers into the Old Court and saw its crowded state, I did +not know that the Murderer was to be tried that day. I _think_ that, +until I was so helped into the Old Court with considerable difficulty, I +did not know into which of the two Courts sitting my summons would take +me. But this must not be received as a positive assertion, for I am not +completely satisfied in my mind on either point. + +I took my seat in the place appropriated to Jurors in waiting, and I +looked about the Court as well as I could through the cloud of fog and +breath that was heavy in it. I noticed the black vapour hanging like a +murky curtain outside the great windows, and I noticed the stifled sound +of wheels on the straw or tan that was littered in the street; also, the +hum of the people gathered there, which a shrill whistle, or a louder +song or hail than the rest, occasionally pierced. Soon afterwards the +Judges, two in number, entered, and took their seats. The buzz in the +Court was awfully hushed. The direction was given to put the Murderer to +the bar. He appeared there. And in that same instant I recognised in +him the first of the two men who had gone down Piccadilly. + +If my name had been called then, I doubt if I could have answered to it +audibly. But it was called about sixth or eighth in the panel, and I was +by that time able to say, “Here!” Now, observe. As I stepped into the +box, the prisoner, who had been looking on attentively, but with no sign +of concern, became violently agitated, and beckoned to his attorney. The +prisoner’s wish to challenge me was so manifest, that it occasioned a +pause, during which the attorney, with his hand upon the dock, whispered +with his client, and shook his head. I afterwards had it from that +gentleman, that the prisoner’s first affrighted words to him were, “_At +all hazards_, _challenge that man_!” But that, as he would give no +reason for it, and admitted that he had not even known my name until he +heard it called and I appeared, it was not done. + +Both on the ground already explained, that I wish to avoid reviving the +unwholesome memory of that Murderer, and also because a detailed account +of his long trial is by no means indispensable to my narrative, I shall +confine myself closely to such incidents in the ten days and nights +during which we, the Jury, were kept together, as directly bear on my own +curious personal experience. It is in that, and not in the Murderer, +that I seek to interest my reader. It is to that, and not to a page of +the Newgate Calendar, that I beg attention. + +I was chosen Foreman of the Jury. On the second morning of the trial, +after evidence had been taken for two hours (I heard the church clocks +strike), happening to cast my eyes over my brother jurymen, I found an +inexplicable difficulty in counting them. I counted them several times, +yet always with the same difficulty. In short, I made them one too many. + +I touched the brother jurymen whose place was next me, and I whispered to +him, “Oblige me by counting us.” He looked surprised by the request, but +turned his head and counted. “Why,” says he, suddenly, “we are Thirt—; +but no, it’s not possible. No. We are twelve.” + +According to my counting that day, we were always right in detail, but in +the gross we were always one too many. There was no appearance—no +figure—to account for it; but I had now an inward foreshadowing of the +figure that was surely coming. + +The Jury were housed at the London Tavern. We all slept in one large +room on separate tables, and we were constantly in the charge and under +the eye of the officer sworn to hold us in safe-keeping. I see no reason +for suppressing the real name of that officer. He was intelligent, +highly polite, and obliging, and (I was glad to hear) much respected in +the City. He had an agreeable presence, good eyes, enviable black +whiskers, and a fine sonorous voice. His name was Mr. Harker. + +When we turned into our twelve beds at night, Mr. Harker’s bed was drawn +across the door. On the night of the second day, not being disposed to +lie down, and seeing Mr. Harker sitting on his bed, I went and sat beside +him, and offered him a pinch of snuff. As Mr. Harker’s hand touched mine +in taking it from my box, a peculiar shiver crossed him, and he said, +“Who is this?” + +Following Mr. Harker’s eyes, and looking along the room, I saw again the +figure I expected,—the second of the two men who had gone down +Piccadilly. I rose, and advanced a few steps; then stopped, and looked +round at Mr. Harker. He was quite unconcerned, laughed, and said in a +pleasant way, “I thought for a moment we had a thirteenth juryman, +without a bed. But I see it is the moonlight.” + +Making no revelation to Mr. Harker, but inviting him to take a walk with +me to the end of the room, I watched what the figure did. It stood for a +few moments by the bedside of each of my eleven brother jurymen, close to +the pillow. It always went to the right-hand side of the bed, and always +passed out crossing the foot of the next bed. It seemed, from the action +of the head, merely to look down pensively at each recumbent figure. It +took no notice of me, or of my bed, which was that nearest to Mr. +Harker’s. It seemed to go out where the moonlight came in, through a +high window, as by an aërial flight of stairs. + +Next morning at breakfast, it appeared that everybody present had dreamed +of the murdered man last night, except myself and Mr. Harker. + +I now felt as convinced that the second man who had gone down Piccadilly +was the murdered man (so to speak), as if it had been borne into my +comprehension by his immediate testimony. But even this took place, and +in a manner for which I was not at all prepared. + +On the fifth day of the trial, when the case for the prosecution was +drawing to a close, a miniature of the murdered man, missing from his +bedroom upon the discovery of the deed, and afterwards found in a +hiding-place where the Murderer had been seen digging, was put in +evidence. Having been identified by the witness under examination, it +was handed up to the Bench, and thence handed down to be inspected by the +Jury. As an officer in a black gown was making his way with it across to +me, the figure of the second man who had gone down Piccadilly impetuously +started from the crowd, caught the miniature from the officer, and gave +it to me with his own hands, at the same time saying, in a low and hollow +tone,—before I saw the miniature, which was in a locket,—“_I was younger +then_, _and my face was not then drained of blood_.” It also came +between me and the brother juryman to whom I would have given the +miniature, and between him and the brother juryman to whom he would have +given it, and so passed it on through the whole of our number, and back +into my possession. Not one of them, however, detected this. + +At table, and generally when we were shut up together in Mr. Harker’s +custody, we had from the first naturally discussed the day’s proceedings +a good deal. On that fifth day, the case for the prosecution being +closed, and we having that side of the question in a completed shape +before us, our discussion was more animated and serious. Among our +number was a vestryman,—the densest idiot I have ever seen at large,—who +met the plainest evidence with the most preposterous objections, and who +was sided with by two flabby parochial parasites; all the three +impanelled from a district so delivered over to Fever that they ought to +have been upon their own trial for five hundred Murders. When these +mischievous blockheads were at their loudest, which was towards midnight, +while some of us were already preparing for bed, I again saw the murdered +man. He stood grimly behind them, beckoning to me. On my going towards +them, and striking into the conversation, he immediately retired. This +was the beginning of a separate series of appearances, confined to that +long room in which we were confined. Whenever a knot of my brother +jurymen laid their heads together, I saw the head of the murdered man +among theirs. Whenever their comparison of notes was going against him, +he would solemnly and irresistibly beckon to me. + +It will be borne in mind that down to the production of the miniature, on +the fifth day of the trial, I had never seen the Appearance in Court. +Three changes occurred now that we entered on the case for the defence. +Two of them I will mention together, first. The figure was now in Court +continually, and it never there addressed itself to me, but always to the +person who was speaking at the time. For instance: the throat of the +murdered man had been cut straight across. In the opening speech for the +defence, it was suggested that the deceased might have cut his own +throat. At that very moment, the figure, with its throat in the dreadful +condition referred to (this it had concealed before), stood at the +speaker’s elbow, motioning across and across its windpipe, now with the +right hand, now with the left, vigorously suggesting to the speaker +himself the impossibility of such a wound having been self-inflicted by +either hand. For another instance: a witness to character, a woman, +deposed to the prisoner’s being the most amiable of mankind. The figure +at that instant stood on the floor before her, looking her full in the +face, and pointing out the prisoner’s evil countenance with an extended +arm and an outstretched finger. + +The third change now to be added impressed me strongly as the most marked +and striking of all. I do not theorise upon it; I accurately state it, +and there leave it. Although the Appearance was not itself perceived by +those whom it addressed, its coming close to such persons was invariably +attended by some trepidation or disturbance on their part. It seemed to +me as if it were prevented, by laws to which I was not amenable, from +fully revealing itself to others, and yet as if it could invisibly, +dumbly, and darkly overshadow their minds. When the leading counsel for +the defence suggested that hypothesis of suicide, and the figure stood at +the learned gentleman’s elbow, frightfully sawing at its severed throat, +it is undeniable that the counsel faltered in his speech, lost for a few +seconds the thread of his ingenious discourse, wiped his forehead with +his handkerchief, and turned extremely pale. When the witness to +character was confronted by the Appearance, her eyes most certainly did +follow the direction of its pointed finger, and rest in great hesitation +and trouble upon the prisoner’s face. Two additional illustrations will +suffice. On the eighth day of the trial, after the pause which was every +day made early in the afternoon for a few minutes’ rest and refreshment, +I came back into Court with the rest of the Jury some little time before +the return of the Judges. Standing up in the box and looking about me, I +thought the figure was not there, until, chancing to raise my eyes to the +gallery, I saw it bending forward, and leaning over a very decent woman, +as if to assure itself whether the Judges had resumed their seats or not. +Immediately afterwards that woman screamed, fainted, and was carried out. +So with the venerable, sagacious, and patient Judge who conducted the +trial. When the case was over, and he settled himself and his papers to +sum up, the murdered man, entering by the Judges’ door, advanced to his +Lordship’s desk, and looked eagerly over his shoulder at the pages of his +notes which he was turning. A change came over his Lordship’s face; his +hand stopped; the peculiar shiver, that I knew so well, passed over him; +he faltered, “Excuse me, gentlemen, for a few moments. I am somewhat +oppressed by the vitiated air;” and did not recover until he had drunk a +glass of water. + +Through all the monotony of six of those interminable ten days,—the same +Judges and others on the bench, the same Murderer in the dock, the same +lawyers at the table, the same tones of question and answer rising to the +roof of the court, the same scratching of the Judge’s pen, the same +ushers going in and out, the same lights kindled at the same hour when +there had been any natural light of day, the same foggy curtain outside +the great windows when it was foggy, the same rain pattering and dripping +when it was rainy, the same footmarks of turnkeys and prisoner day after +day on the same sawdust, the same keys locking and unlocking the same +heavy doors,—through all the wearisome monotony which made me feel as if +I had been Foreman of the Jury for a vast period of time, and Piccadilly +had flourished coevally with Babylon, the murdered man never lost one +trace of his distinctness in my eyes, nor was he at any moment less +distinct than anybody else. I must not omit, as a matter of fact, that I +never once saw the Appearance which I call by the name of the murdered +man look at the Murderer. Again and again I wondered, “Why does he not?” +But he never did. + +Nor did he look at me, after the production of the miniature, until the +last closing minutes of the trial arrived. We retired to consider, at +seven minutes before ten at night. The idiotic vestryman and his two +parochial parasites gave us so much trouble that we twice returned into +Court to beg to have certain extracts from the Judge’s notes re-read. +Nine of us had not the smallest doubt about those passages, neither, I +believe, had any one in the Court; the dunder-headed triumvirate, having +no idea but obstruction, disputed them for that very reason. At length +we prevailed, and finally the Jury returned into Court at ten minutes +past twelve. + +The murdered man at that time stood directly opposite the Jury-box, on +the other side of the Court. As I took my place, his eyes rested on me +with great attention; he seemed satisfied, and slowly shook a great gray +veil, which he carried on his arm for the first time, over his head and +whole form. As I gave in our verdict, “Guilty,” the veil collapsed, all +was gone, and his place was empty. + +The Murderer, being asked by the Judge, according to usage, whether he +had anything to say before sentence of Death should be passed upon him, +indistinctly muttered something which was described in the leading +newspapers of the following day as “a few rambling, incoherent, and +half-audible words, in which he was understood to complain that he had +not had a fair trial, because the Foreman of the Jury was prepossessed +against him.” The remarkable declaration that he really made was this: +“_My Lord_, _I knew I was a doomed man_, _when the Foreman of my Jury +came into the box_. _My Lord_, _I knew he would never let me off_, +_because_, _before I was taken_, _he somehow got to my bedside in the +night_, _woke me_, _and put a rope round my neck_.” + + + + +THE SIGNAL-MAN. {312} + + +“HALLOA! Below there!” + +When he heard a voice thus calling to him, he was standing at the door of +his box, with a flag in his hand, furled round its short pole. One would +have thought, considering the nature of the ground, that he could not +have doubted from what quarter the voice came; but instead of looking up +to where I stood on the top of the steep cutting nearly over his head, he +turned himself about, and looked down the Line. There was something +remarkable in his manner of doing so, though I could not have said for my +life what. But I know it was remarkable enough to attract my notice, +even though his figure was foreshortened and shadowed, down in the deep +trench, and mine was high above him, so steeped in the glow of an angry +sunset, that I had shaded my eyes with my hand before I saw him at all. + +“Halloa! Below!” + +From looking down the Line, he turned himself about again, and, raising +his eyes, saw my figure high above him. + +“Is there any path by which I can come down and speak to you?” + +He looked up at me without replying, and I looked down at him without +pressing him too soon with a repetition of my idle question. Just then +there came a vague vibration in the earth and air, quickly changing into +a violent pulsation, and an oncoming rush that caused me to start back, +as though it had force to draw me down. When such vapour as rose to my +height from this rapid train had passed me, and was skimming away over +the landscape, I looked down again, and saw him refurling the flag he had +shown while the train went by. + +I repeated my inquiry. After a pause, during which he seemed to regard +me with fixed attention, he motioned with his rolled-up flag towards a +point on my level, some two or three hundred yards distant. I called +down to him, “All right!” and made for that point. There, by dint of +looking closely about me, I found a rough zigzag descending path notched +out, which I followed. + +The cutting was extremely deep, and unusually precipitate. It was made +through a clammy stone, that became oozier and wetter as I went down. +For these reasons, I found the way long enough to give me time to recall +a singular air of reluctance or compulsion with which he had pointed out +the path. + +When I came down low enough upon the zigzag descent to see him again, I +saw that he was standing between the rails on the way by which the train +had lately passed, in an attitude as if he were waiting for me to appear. +He had his left hand at his chin, and that left elbow rested on his right +hand, crossed over his breast. His attitude was one of such expectation +and watchfulness that I stopped a moment, wondering at it. + +I resumed my downward way, and stepping out upon the level of the +railroad, and drawing nearer to him, saw that he was a dark, sallow man, +with a dark beard and rather heavy eyebrows. His post was in as solitary +and dismal a place as ever I saw. On either side, a dripping-wet wall of +jagged stone, excluding all view but a strip of sky; the perspective one +way only a crooked prolongation of this great dungeon; the shorter +perspective in the other direction terminating in a gloomy red light, and +the gloomier entrance to a black tunnel, in whose massive architecture +there was a barbarous, depressing, and forbidding air. So little +sunlight ever found its way to this spot, that it had an earthy, deadly +smell; and so much cold wind rushed through it, that it struck chill to +me, as if I had left the natural world. + +Before he stirred, I was near enough to him to have touched him. Not +even then removing his eyes from mine, he stepped back one step, and +lifted his hand. + +This was a lonesome post to occupy (I said), and it had riveted my +attention when I looked down from up yonder. A visitor was a rarity, I +should suppose; not an unwelcome rarity, I hoped? In me, he merely saw a +man who had been shut up within narrow limits all his life, and who, +being at last set free, had a newly-awakened interest in these great +works. To such purpose I spoke to him; but I am far from sure of the +terms I used; for, besides that I am not happy in opening any +conversation, there was something in the man that daunted me. + +He directed a most curious look towards the red light near the tunnel’s +mouth, and looked all about it, as if something were missing from it, and +then looked at me. + +That light was part of his charge? Was it not? + +He answered in a low voice,—“Don’t you know it is?” + +The monstrous thought came into my mind, as I perused the fixed eyes and +the saturnine face, that this was a spirit, not a man. I have speculated +since, whether there may have been infection in his mind. + +In my turn, I stepped back. But in making the action, I detected in his +eyes some latent fear of me. This put the monstrous thought to flight. + +“You look at me,” I said, forcing a smile, “as if you had a dread of me.” + +“I was doubtful,” he returned, “whether I had seen you before.” + +“Where?” + +He pointed to the red light he had looked at. + +“There?” I said. + +Intently watchful of me, he replied (but without sound), “Yes.” + +“My good fellow, what should I do there? However, be that as it may, I +never was there, you may swear.” + +“I think I may,” he rejoined. “Yes; I am sure I may.” + +His manner cleared, like my own. He replied to my remarks with +readiness, and in well-chosen words. Had he much to do there? Yes; that +was to say, he had enough responsibility to bear; but exactness and +watchfulness were what was required of him, and of actual work—manual +labour—he had next to none. To change that signal, to trim those lights, +and to turn this iron handle now and then, was all he had to do under +that head. Regarding those many long and lonely hours of which I seemed +to make so much, he could only say that the routine of his life had +shaped itself into that form, and he had grown used to it. He had taught +himself a language down here,—if only to know it by sight, and to have +formed his own crude ideas of its pronunciation, could be called learning +it. He had also worked at fractions and decimals, and tried a little +algebra; but he was, and had been as a boy, a poor hand at figures. Was +it necessary for him when on duty always to remain in that channel of +damp air, and could he never rise into the sunshine from between those +high stone walls? Why, that depended upon times and circumstances. +Under some conditions there would be less upon the Line than under +others, and the same held good as to certain hours of the day and night. +In bright weather, he did choose occasions for getting a little above +these lower shadows; but, being at all times liable to be called by his +electric bell, and at such times listening for it with redoubled anxiety, +the relief was less than I would suppose. + +He took me into his box, where there was a fire, a desk for an official +book in which he had to make certain entries, a telegraphic instrument +with its dial, face, and needles, and the little bell of which he had +spoken. On my trusting that he would excuse the remark that he had been +well educated, and (I hoped I might say without offence) perhaps educated +above that station, he observed that instances of slight incongruity in +such wise would rarely be found wanting among large bodies of men; that +he had heard it was so in workhouses, in the police force, even in that +last desperate resource, the army; and that he knew it was so, more or +less, in any great railway staff. He had been, when young (if I could +believe it, sitting in that hut,—he scarcely could), a student of natural +philosophy, and had attended lectures; but he had run wild, misused his +opportunities, gone down, and never risen again. He had no complaint to +offer about that. He had made his bed, and he lay upon it. It was far +too late to make another. + + [Picture: The signal-man] + +All that I have here condensed he said in a quiet manner, with his grave, +dark regards divided between me and the fire. He threw in the word, +“Sir,” from time to time, and especially when he referred to his +youth,—as though to request me to understand that he claimed to be +nothing but what I found him. He was several times interrupted by the +little bell, and had to read off messages, and send replies. Once he had +to stand without the door, and display a flag as a train passed, and make +some verbal communication to the driver. In the discharge of his duties, +I observed him to be remarkably exact and vigilant, breaking off his +discourse at a syllable, and remaining silent until what he had to do was +done. + +In a word, I should have set this man down as one of the safest of men to +be employed in that capacity, but for the circumstance that while he was +speaking to me he twice broke off with a fallen colour, turned his face +towards the little bell when it did NOT ring, opened the door of the hut +(which was kept shut to exclude the unhealthy damp), and looked out +towards the red light near the mouth of the tunnel. On both of those +occasions, he came back to the fire with the inexplicable air upon him +which I had remarked, without being able to define, when we were so far +asunder. + +Said I, when I rose to leave him, “You almost make me think that I have +met with a contented man.” + +(I am afraid I must acknowledge that I said it to lead him on.) + +“I believe I used to be so,” he rejoined, in the low voice in which he +had first spoken; “but I am troubled, sir, I am troubled.” + +He would have recalled the words if he could. He had said them, however, +and I took them up quickly. + +“With what? What is your trouble?” + +“It is very difficult to impart, sir. It is very, very difficult to +speak of. If ever you make me another visit, I will try to tell you.” + +“But I expressly intend to make you another visit. Say, when shall it +be?” + +“I go off early in the morning, and I shall be on again at ten to-morrow +night, sir.” + +“I will come at eleven.” + +He thanked me, and went out at the door with me. “I’ll show my white +light, sir,” he said, in his peculiar low voice, “till you have found the +way up. When you have found it, don’t call out! And when you are at the +top, don’t call out!” + +His manner seemed to make the place strike colder to me, but I said no +more than, “Very well.” + +“And when you come down to-morrow night, don’t call out! Let me ask you +a parting question. What made you cry, ‘Halloa! Below there!’ +to-night?” + +“Heaven knows,” said I. “I cried something to that effect—” + +“Not to that effect, sir. Those were the very words. I know them well.” + +“Admit those were the very words. I said them, no doubt, because I saw +you below.” + +“For no other reason?” + +“What other reason could I possibly have?” + +“You had no feeling that they were conveyed to you in any supernatural +way?” + +“No.” + +He wished me good-night, and held up his light. I walked by the side of +the down Line of rails (with a very disagreeable sensation of a train +coming behind me) until I found the path. It was easier to mount than to +descend, and I got back to my inn without any adventure. + +Punctual to my appointment, I placed my foot on the first notch of the +zigzag next night, as the distant clocks were striking eleven. He was +waiting for me at the bottom, with his white light on. “I have not +called out,” I said, when we came close together; “may I speak now?” “By +all means, sir.” “Good-night, then, and here’s my hand.” “Good-night, +sir, and here’s mine.” With that we walked side by side to his box, +entered it, closed the door, and sat down by the fire. + +“I have made up my mind, sir,” he began, bending forward as soon as we +were seated, and speaking in a tone but a little above a whisper, “that +you shall not have to ask me twice what troubles me. I took you for some +one else yesterday evening. That troubles me.” + +“That mistake?” + +“No. That some one else.” + +“Who is it?” + +“I don’t know.” + +“Like me?” + +“I don’t know. I never saw the face. The left arm is across the face, +and the right arm is waved,—violently waved. This way.” + +I followed his action with my eyes, and it was the action of an arm +gesticulating, with the utmost passion and vehemence, “For God’s sake, +clear the way!” + +“One moonlight night,” said the man, “I was sitting here, when I heard a +voice cry, ‘Halloa! Below there!’ I started up, looked from that door, +and saw this Some one else standing by the red light near the tunnel, +waving as I just now showed you. The voice seemed hoarse with shouting, +and it cried, ‘Look out! Look out!’ And then again, ‘Halloa! Below +there! Look out!’ I caught up my lamp, turned it on red, and ran +towards the figure, calling, ‘What’s wrong? What has happened? Where?’ +It stood just outside the blackness of the tunnel. I advanced so close +upon it that I wondered at its keeping the sleeve across its eyes. I ran +right up at it, and had my hand stretched out to pull the sleeve away, +when it was gone.” + +“Into the tunnel?” said I. + +“No. I ran on into the tunnel, five hundred yards. I stopped, and held +my lamp above my head, and saw the figures of the measured distance, and +saw the wet stains stealing down the walls and trickling through the +arch. I ran out again faster than I had run in (for I had a mortal +abhorrence of the place upon me), and I looked all round the red light +with my own red light, and I went up the iron ladder to the gallery atop +of it, and I came down again, and ran back here. I telegraphed both +ways, ‘An alarm has been given. Is anything wrong?’ The answer came +back, both ways, ‘All well.’” + +Resisting the slow touch of a frozen finger tracing out my spine, I +showed him how that this figure must be a deception of his sense of +sight; and how that figures, originating in disease of the delicate +nerves that minister to the functions of the eye, were known to have +often troubled patients, some of whom had become conscious of the nature +of their affliction, and had even proved it by experiments upon +themselves. “As to an imaginary cry,” said I, “do but listen for a +moment to the wind in this unnatural valley while we speak so low, and to +the wild harp it makes of the telegraph wires.” + +That was all very well, he returned, after we had sat listening for a +while, and he ought to know something of the wind and the wires,—he who +so often passed long winter nights there, alone and watching. But he +would beg to remark that he had not finished. + +I asked his pardon, and he slowly added these words, touching my arm,— + +“Within six hours after the Appearance, the memorable accident on this +Line happened, and within ten hours the dead and wounded were brought +along through the tunnel over the spot where the figure had stood.” + +A disagreeable shudder crept over me, but I did my best against it. It +was not to be denied, I rejoined, that this was a remarkable coincidence, +calculated deeply to impress his mind. But it was unquestionable that +remarkable coincidences did continually occur, and they must be taken +into account in dealing with such a subject. Though to be sure I must +admit, I added (for I thought I saw that he was going to bring the +objection to bear upon me), men of common sense did not allow much for +coincidences in making the ordinary calculations of life. + +He again begged to remark that he had not finished. + +I again begged his pardon for being betrayed into interruptions. + +“This,” he said, again laying his hand upon my arm, and glancing over his +shoulder with hollow eyes, “was just a year ago. Six or seven months +passed, and I had recovered from the surprise and shock, when one +morning, as the day was breaking, I, standing at the door, looked towards +the red light, and saw the spectre again.” He stopped, with a fixed look +at me. + +“Did it cry out?” + +“No. It was silent.” + +“Did it wave its arm?” + +“No. It leaned against the shaft of the light, with both hands before +the face. Like this.” + +Once more I followed his action with my eyes. It was an action of +mourning. I have seen such an attitude in stone figures on tombs. + +“Did you go up to it?” + +“I came in and sat down, partly to collect my thoughts, partly because it +had turned me faint. When I went to the door again, daylight was above +me, and the ghost was gone.” + +“But nothing followed? Nothing came of this?” + +He touched me on the arm with his forefinger twice or thrice giving a +ghastly nod each time:— + +“That very day, as a train came out of the tunnel, I noticed, at a +carriage window on my side, what looked like a confusion of hands and +heads, and something waved. I saw it just in time to signal the driver, +Stop! He shut off, and put his brake on, but the train drifted past here +a hundred and fifty yards or more. I ran after it, and, as I went along, +heard terrible screams and cries. A beautiful young lady had died +instantaneously in one of the compartments, and was brought in here, and +laid down on this floor between us.” + +Involuntarily I pushed my chair back, as I looked from the boards at +which he pointed to himself. + +“True, sir. True. Precisely as it happened, so I tell it you.” + +I could think of nothing to say, to any purpose, and my mouth was very +dry. The wind and the wires took up the story with a long lamenting +wail. + +He resumed. “Now, sir, mark this, and judge how my mind is troubled. +The spectre came back a week ago. Ever since, it has been there, now and +again, by fits and starts.” + +“At the light?” + +“At the Danger-light.” + +“What does it seem to do?” + +He repeated, if possible with increased passion and vehemence, that +former gesticulation of, “For God’s sake, clear the way!” + +Then he went on. “I have no peace or rest for it. It calls to me, for +many minutes together, in an agonised manner, ‘Below there! Look out! +Look out!’ It stands waving to me. It rings my little bell—” + +I caught at that. “Did it ring your bell yesterday evening when I was +here, and you went to the door?” + +“Twice.” + +“Why, see,” said I, “how your imagination misleads you. My eyes were on +the bell, and my ears were open to the bell, and if I am a living man, it +did NOT ring at those times. No, nor at any other time, except when it +was rung in the natural course of physical things by the station +communicating with you.” + +He shook his head. “I have never made a mistake as to that yet, sir. I +have never confused the spectre’s ring with the man’s. The ghost’s ring +is a strange vibration in the bell that it derives from nothing else, and +I have not asserted that the bell stirs to the eye. I don’t wonder that +you failed to hear it. But _I_ heard it.” + +“And did the spectre seem to be there, when you looked out?” + +“It WAS there.” + +“Both times?” + +He repeated firmly: “Both times.” + +“Will you come to the door with me, and look for it now?” + +He bit his under lip as though he were somewhat unwilling, but arose. I +opened the door, and stood on the step, while he stood in the doorway. +There was the Danger-light. There was the dismal mouth of the tunnel. +There were the high, wet stone walls of the cutting. There were the +stars above them. + +“Do you see it?” I asked him, taking particular note of his face. His +eyes were prominent and strained, but not very much more so, perhaps, +than my own had been when I had directed them earnestly towards the same +spot. + +“No,” he answered. “It is not there.” + +“Agreed,” said I. + +We went in again, shut the door, and resumed our seats. I was thinking +how best to improve this advantage, if it might be called one, when he +took up the conversation in such a matter-of-course way, so assuming that +there could be no serious question of fact between us, that I felt myself +placed in the weakest of positions. + +“By this time you will fully understand, sir,” he said, “that what +troubles me so dreadfully is the question, What does the spectre mean?” + +I was not sure, I told him, that I did fully understand. + +“What is its warning against?” he said, ruminating, with his eyes on the +fire, and only by times turning them on me. “What is the danger? Where +is the danger? There is danger overhanging somewhere on the Line. Some +dreadful calamity will happen. It is not to be doubted this third time, +after what has gone before. But surely this is a cruel haunting of me. +What can I do?” + +He pulled out his handkerchief, and wiped the drops from his heated +forehead. + +“If I telegraph Danger, on either side of me, or on both, I can give no +reason for it,” he went on, wiping the palms of his hands. “I should get +into trouble, and do no good. They would think I was mad. This is the +way it would work,—Message: ‘Danger! Take care!’ Answer: ‘What Danger? +Where?’ Message: ‘Don’t know. But, for God’s sake, take care!’ They +would displace me. What else could they do?” + +His pain of mind was most pitiable to see. It was the mental torture of +a conscientious man, oppressed beyond endurance by an unintelligible +responsibility involving life. + +“When it first stood under the Danger-light,” he went on, putting his +dark hair back from his head, and drawing his hands outward across and +across his temples in an extremity of feverish distress, “why not tell me +where that accident was to happen,—if it must happen? Why not tell me +how it could be averted,—if it could have been averted? When on its +second coming it hid its face, why not tell me, instead, ‘She is going to +die. Let them keep her at home’? If it came, on those two occasions, +only to show me that its warnings were true, and so to prepare me for the +third, why not warn me plainly now? And I, Lord help me! A mere poor +signal-man on this solitary station! Why not go to somebody with credit +to be believed, and power to act?” + +When I saw him in this state, I saw that for the poor man’s sake, as well +as for the public safety, what I had to do for the time was to compose +his mind. Therefore, setting aside all question of reality or unreality +between us, I represented to him that whoever thoroughly discharged his +duty must do well, and that at least it was his comfort that he +understood his duty, though he did not understand these confounding +Appearances. In this effort I succeeded far better than in the attempt +to reason him out of his conviction. He became calm; the occupations +incidental to his post as the night advanced began to make larger demands +on his attention: and I left him at two in the morning. I had offered to +stay through the night, but he would not hear of it. + +That I more than once looked back at the red light as I ascended the +pathway, that I did not like the red light, and that I should have slept +but poorly if my bed had been under it, I see no reason to conceal. Nor +did I like the two sequences of the accident and the dead girl. I see no +reason to conceal that either. + +But what ran most in my thoughts was the consideration how ought I to +act, having become the recipient of this disclosure? I had proved the +man to be intelligent, vigilant, painstaking, and exact; but how long +might he remain so, in his state of mind? Though in a subordinate +position, still he held a most important trust, and would I (for +instance) like to stake my own life on the chances of his continuing to +execute it with precision? + +Unable to overcome a feeling that there would be something treacherous in +my communicating what he had told me to his superiors in the Company, +without first being plain with himself and proposing a middle course to +him, I ultimately resolved to offer to accompany him (otherwise keeping +his secret for the present) to the wisest medical practitioner we could +hear of in those parts, and to take his opinion. A change in his time of +duty would come round next night, he had apprised me, and he would be off +an hour or two after sunrise, and on again soon after sunset. I had +appointed to return accordingly. + +Next evening was a lovely evening, and I walked out early to enjoy it. +The sun was not yet quite down when I traversed the field-path near the +top of the deep cutting. I would extend my walk for an hour, I said to +myself, half an hour on and half an hour back, and it would then be time +to go to my signal-man’s box. + +Before pursuing my stroll, I stepped to the brink, and mechanically +looked down, from the point from which I had first seen him. I cannot +describe the thrill that seized upon me, when, close at the mouth of the +tunnel, I saw the appearance of a man, with his left sleeve across his +eyes, passionately waving his right arm. + +The nameless horror that oppressed me passed in a moment, for in a moment +I saw that this appearance of a man was a man indeed, and that there was +a little group of other men, standing at a short distance, to whom he +seemed to be rehearsing the gesture he made. The Danger-light was not +yet lighted. Against its shaft, a little low hut, entirely new to me, +had been made of some wooden supports and tarpaulin. It looked no bigger +than a bed. + +With an irresistible sense that something was wrong,—with a flashing +self-reproachful fear that fatal mischief had come of my leaving the man +there, and causing no one to be sent to overlook or correct what he +did,—I descended the notched path with all the speed I could make. + +“What is the matter?” I asked the men. + +“Signal-man killed this morning, sir.” + +“Not the man belonging to that box?” + +“Yes, sir.” + +“Not the man I know?” + +“You will recognise him, sir, if you knew him,” said the man who spoke +for the others, solemnly uncovering his own head, and raising an end of +the tarpaulin, “for his face is quite composed.” + +“O, how did this happen, how did this happen?” I asked, turning from one +to another as the hut closed in again. + +“He was cut down by an engine, sir. No man in England knew his work +better. But somehow he was not clear of the outer rail. It was just at +broad day. He had struck the light, and had the lamp in his hand. As +the engine came out of the tunnel, his back was towards her, and she cut +him down. That man drove her, and was showing how it happened. Show the +gentleman, Tom.” + +The man, who wore a rough dark dress, stepped back to his former place at +the mouth of the tunnel. + +“Coming round the curve in the tunnel, sir,” he said, “I saw him at the +end, like as if I saw him down a perspective-glass. There was no time to +check speed, and I knew him to be very careful. As he didn’t seem to +take heed of the whistle, I shut it off when we were running down upon +him, and called to him as loud as I could call.” + +“What did you say?” + +“I said, ‘Below there! Look out! Look out! For God’s sake, clear the +way!’” + +I started. + +“Ah! it was a dreadful time, sir. I never left off calling to him. I +put this arm before my eyes not to see, and I waved this arm to the last; +but it was no use.” + + * * * * * + +Without prolonging the narrative to dwell on any one of its curious +circumstances more than on any other, I may, in closing it, point out the +coincidence that the warning of the Engine-Driver included, not only the +words which the unfortunate Signal-man had repeated to me as haunting +him, but also the words which I myself—not he—had attached, and that only +in my own mind, to the gesticulation he had imitated. + + + + +FOOTNOTES. + + +{121} The original has eight chapters, which will be found in _All the +Year Round_, vol. ii., old series; but those not printed here, excepting +a page at the close, were not written by Mr. Dickens. + +{303} This paper appeared as a chapter “To be taken with a Grain of +Salt,” in Doctor Marigold’s Prescriptions. + +{312} This story appeared as a portion of the Christmas number for 1866, +“Mugby Junction,” of which other portions follow in “Barbox Brothers” and +“The Boy at Mugby.” + + + + +***END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THREE GHOST STORIES*** + + +******* This file should be named 1289-0.txt or 1289-0.zip ******* + + +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: +http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/1/2/8/1289 + + + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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