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+<div>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 12811 ***</div>
+
+<h1>THE</h1>
+<h1>HUMAN MACHINE</h1>
+<h3>BY</h3>
+<h2>ARNOLD BENNETT</h2>
+<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+<p style="text-align: center;"><i>First Published November 1908</i></p>
+
+<p style="text-align: center;"><i>Second Edition September 1910</i></p>
+
+<p style="text-align: center;"><i>Third Edition April 1911</i></p>
+
+<p style="text-align: center;"><i>Fourth Edition August 1912</i></p>
+
+<p style="text-align: center;"><i>Fifth Edition January 1913</i></p>
+
+<p style="text-align: center;"><i>Sixth Edition August 1913</i></p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<br />
+<h2>CONTENTS</h2>
+<p><br />
+</p>
+<ol style="list-style-type: upper-roman; margin-left: 80px;">
+ <li><a href="#I">TAKING ONESELF FOR GRANTED</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#II">AMATEURS IN THE ART OF LIVING</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#III">THE BRAIN AS A GENTLEMAN-AT-LARGE</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#IV">THE FIRST PRACTICAL STEP</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#V">HABIT-FORMING BY CONCENTRATION</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#VI">LORD OVER THE NODDLE</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#VII">WHAT 'LIVING' CHIEFLY IS</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#VIII">THE DAILY FRICTION</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#IX">'FIRE!'</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#X">MISCHIEVOUSLY OVERWORKING IT</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#XI">AN INTERLUDE</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#XII">AN INTEREST IN LIFE</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#XIII">SUCCESS AND FAILURE</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#XIV">A MAN AND HIS ENVIRONMENT</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#XV">L.S.D.</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#XVI">REASON, REASON!</a></li>
+</ol>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<a name="I"></a>
+<h2>I</h2>
+<h2>TAKING ONESELF FOR GRANTED</h2>
+<br />
+<p>There are men who are capable of loving
+a machine more deeply than they can
+love a woman. They are among the
+happiest men on earth. This is not a
+sneer meanly shot from cover at women.
+It is simply a statement of notorious fact.
+Men who worry themselves to distraction
+over the perfecting of a machine are
+indubitably blessed beyond their kind.
+Most of us have known such men. Yesterday
+they were constructing motorcars.
+But to-day aeroplanes are in the
+air&#8212;or, at any rate, they ought to be,
+according to the inventors. Watch the
+inventors. Invention is not usually their
+principal business. They must invent in
+their spare time. They must invent
+before breakfast, invent in the Strand
+between Lyons's and the office, invent
+after dinner, invent on Sundays. See
+with what ardour they rush home of a
+night! See how they seize a half-holiday,
+like hungry dogs a bone! They don't
+want golf, bridge, limericks, novels, illustrated
+magazines, clubs, whisky, starting-prices,
+hints about neckties, political
+meetings, yarns, comic songs, anturic
+salts, nor the smiles that are situate
+between a gay corsage and a picture hat.
+They never wonder, at a loss, what they
+will do next. Their evenings never drag&#8212;are
+always too short. You may, indeed,
+catch them at twelve o'clock at
+night on the flat of their backs; but not
+in bed! No, in a shed, under a machine,
+holding a candle (whose paths drop fatness)
+up to the connecting-rod that is
+strained, or the wheel that is out of
+centre. They are continually interested,
+nay, enthralled. They have a machine,
+and they are perfecting it. They get one
+part right, and then another goes wrong;
+and they get that right, and then another
+goes wrong, and so on. When they are
+quite sure they have reached perfection,
+forth issues the machine out of the shed&#8212;and
+in five minutes is smashed up,
+together with a limb or so of the inventors,
+just because they had been quite
+sure too soon. Then the whole business
+starts again. They do not give up&#8212;that
+particular wreck was, of course, due
+to a mere oversight; the whole business
+starts again. For they have glimpsed
+perfection; they have the gleam of perfection
+in their souls. Thus their lives
+run away. 'They will never fly!' you
+remark, cynically. Well, if they don't?
+Besides, what about Wright? With all
+your cynicism, have you never envied
+them their machine and their passionate
+interest in it?</p>
+<p>You know, perhaps, the moment when,
+brushing in front of the glass, you detected
+your first grey hair. You stopped brushing;
+then you resumed brushing, hastily;
+you pretended not to be shocked, but you
+were. Perhaps you know a more disturbing
+moment than that, the moment
+when it suddenly occurred to you that
+you had 'arrived' as far as you ever will
+arrive; and you had realised as much of
+your early dream as you ever will realise,
+and the realisation was utterly unlike the
+dream; the marriage was excessively
+prosaic and eternal, not at all what you
+expected it to be; and your illusions
+were dissipated; and games and hobbies
+had an unpleasant core of tedium and
+futility; and the ideal tobacco-mixture
+did not exist; and one literary masterpiece
+resembled another; and all the
+days that are to come will more or less
+resemble the present day, until you die;
+and in an illuminating flash you understood
+what all those people were driving
+at when they wrote such unconscionably
+long letters to the <i>Telegraph</i> as to life
+being worth living or not worth living;
+and there was naught to be done but face
+the grey, monotonous future, and pretend
+to be cheerful with the worm of <i>ennui</i>
+gnawing at your heart! In a word, the
+moment when it occurred to you that
+yours is 'the common lot.' In that
+moment have you not wished&#8212;do you
+not continually wish&#8212;for an exhaustless
+machine, a machine that you could never
+get to the end of? Would you not give
+your head to be lying on the flat of your
+back, peering with a candle, dirty, foiled,
+catching cold&#8212;but absorbed in the pursuit
+of an object? Have you not gloomily
+regretted that you were born without a
+mechanical turn, because there is really
+something about a machine...?</p>
+<p>It has never struck you that you do
+possess a machine! Oh, blind! Oh,
+dull! It has never struck you that
+you have at hand a machine wonderful
+beyond all mechanisms in sheds, intricate,
+delicately adjustable, of astounding
+and miraculous possibilities, interminably
+interesting! That machine is yourself.
+'This fellow is preaching. I won't have
+it!' you exclaim resentfully. Dear sir,
+I am not preaching, and, even if I were,
+I think you <i>would</i> have it. I think I can
+anyhow keep hold of your button for a
+while, though you pull hard. I am not
+preaching. I am simply bent on calling
+your attention to a fact which has perhaps
+wholly or partially escaped you&#8212;namely,
+that you are the most fascinating
+bit of machinery that ever was. You do
+yourself less than justice. It is said that
+men are only interested in themselves.
+The truth is that, as a rule, men are
+interested in every mortal thing except
+themselves. They have a habit of taking
+themselves for granted, and that habit is
+responsible for nine-tenths of the boredom
+and despair on the face of the
+planet.</p>
+<p>A man will wake up in the middle of
+the night (usually owing to some form of
+delightful excess), and his brain will be
+very active indeed for a space ere he can
+go to sleep again. In that candid hour,
+after the exaltation of the evening and
+before the hope of the dawn, he will see
+everything in its true colours&#8212;except
+himself. There is nothing like a sleepless
+couch for a clear vision of one's environment.
+He will see all his wife's faults
+and the hopelessness of trying to cure
+them. He will momentarily see, though
+with less sharpness of outline, his own
+faults. He will probably decide that the
+anxieties of children outweigh the joys
+connected with children. He will admit
+all the shortcomings of existence, will face
+them like a man, grimly, sourly, in a
+sturdy despair. He will mutter: 'Of
+course I'm angry! Who wouldn't be?
+Of course I'm disappointed! Did I
+expect this twenty years ago? Yes, we
+ought to save more. But we don't, so
+there you are! I'm bound to worry!
+I know I should be better if I didn't
+smoke so much. I know there's absolutely
+no sense at all in taking liqueurs.
+Absurd to be ruffled with her when she's
+in one of her moods. I don't have
+enough exercise. Can't be regular, somehow.
+Not the slightest use hoping that
+things will be different, because I know
+they won't. Queer world! Never really
+what you may call happy, you know.
+Now, if things were different ...' He
+loses consciousness.</p>
+<p>Observe: he has taken himself for
+granted, just glancing at his faults and
+looking away again. It is his environment
+that has occupied his attention,
+and his environment&#8212;'things'&#8212;that he
+would wish to have 'different,' did he
+not know, out of the fulness of experience,
+that it is futile to desire such a
+change? What he wants is a pipe that
+won't put itself into his mouth, a glass
+that won't leap of its own accord to his
+lips, money that won't slip untouched
+out of his pocket, legs that without
+asking will carry him certain miles every
+day in the open air, habits that practise
+themselves, a wife that will expand and
+contract according to his humours, like
+a Wernicke bookcase, always complete
+but never finished. Wise man, he perceives
+at once that he can't have these
+things. And so he resigns himself to the
+universe, and settles down to a permanent,
+restrained discontent. No one shall say
+he is unreasonable.</p>
+<p>You see, he has given no attention to
+the machine. Let us not call it a flying-machine.
+Let us call it simply an automobile.
+There it is on the road, jolting,
+screeching, rattling, perfuming. And
+there he is, saying: 'This road ought to
+be as smooth as velvet. That hill in
+front is ridiculous, and the descent on
+the other side positively dangerous. And
+it's all turns&#8212;I can't see a hundred yards
+in front.' He has a wild idea of trying
+to force the County Council to sand-paper
+the road, or of employing the new
+Territorial Army to remove the hill. But
+he dismisses that idea&#8212;he is so reasonable.
+He accepts all. He sits clothed
+in reasonableness on the machine, and
+accepts all. 'Ass!' you exclaim. 'Why
+doesn't he get down and inflate that
+tyre, for one thing? Anyone can see
+the sparking apparatus is wrong, and it's
+perfectly certain the gear-box wants oil.</p>
+<p>Why doesn't he&#8212;?' I will tell you
+why he doesn't. Just because he isn't
+aware that he is on a machine at all. He
+has never examined what he is on. And
+at the back of his consciousness is a dim
+idea that he is perched on a piece of solid,
+immutable rock that runs on castors.</p>
+<hr style="height: 2px; width: 45%;" />
+<a name="II"></a>
+<h2>II</h2>
+<h2>AMATEURS IN THE ART OF LIVING</h2>
+<br />
+<p>Considering that we have to spend the
+whole of our lives in this human machine,
+considering that it is our sole means of
+contact and compromise with the rest of
+the world, we really do devote to it very
+little attention. When I say 'we,' I
+mean our inmost spirits, the instinctive
+part, the mystery within that exists.
+And when I say 'the human machine'
+I mean the brain and the body&#8212;and
+chiefly the brain. The expression of the
+soul by means of the brain and body is
+what we call the art of 'living.' We
+certainly do not learn this art at school
+to any appreciable extent. At school we
+are taught that it is necessary to fling our
+arms and legs to and fro for so many hours
+per diem. We are also shown, practically,
+that our brains are capable of
+performing certain useful tricks, and that
+if we do not compel our brains to perform
+those tricks we shall suffer. Thus one
+day we run home and proclaim to our
+delighted parents that eleven twelves are
+132. A feat of the brain! So it goes
+on until our parents begin to look up to
+us because we can chatter of cosines or
+sketch the foreign policy of Louis XIV.
+Good! But not a word about the principles
+of the art of living yet! Only a
+few detached rules from our parents, to
+be blindly followed when particular crises
+supervene. And, indeed, it would be
+absurd to talk to a schoolboy about the
+expression of his soul. He would probably
+mutter a monosyllable which is not
+'mice.'</p>
+<p>Of course, school is merely a preparation
+for living; unless one goes to a university,
+in which case it is a preparation for
+university. One is supposed to turn
+one's attention to living when these preliminaries
+are over&#8212;say at the age of
+about twenty. Assuredly one lives then;
+there is, however, nothing new in that,
+for one has been living all the time, in a
+fashion; all the time one has been using
+the machine without understanding it.
+But does one, school and college being
+over, enter upon a study of the machine?
+Not a bit. The question then becomes,
+not how to live, but how to obtain and
+retain a position in which one will be able
+to live; how to get minute portions of
+dead animals and plants which one can
+swallow, in order not to die of hunger;
+how to acquire and constantly renew a
+stock of other portions of dead animals
+and plants in which one can envelop oneself
+in order not to die of cold; how to
+procure the exclusive right of entry into
+certain huts where one may sleep and eat
+without being rained upon by the clouds
+of heaven. And so forth. And when
+one has realised this ambition, there
+comes the desire to be able to double the
+operation and do it, not for oneself alone,
+but for oneself and another. Marriage!
+But no scientific sustained attention is
+yet given to the real business of living,
+of smooth intercourse, of self-expression,
+of conscious adaptation to environment&#8212;in
+brief, to the study of the machine.
+At thirty the chances are that a man
+will understand better the draught of
+a chimney than his own respiratory apparatus&#8212;to
+name one of the simple,
+obvious things&#8212;and as for understanding
+the working of his own brain&#8212;what an
+idea! As for the skill to avoid the waste
+of power involved by friction in the business
+of living, do we give an hour to it in
+a month? Do we ever at all examine it
+save in an amateurish and clumsy fashion?
+A young lady produces a water-colour
+drawing. 'Very nice!' we say, and add,
+to ourselves, 'For an amateur.' But our
+living is more amateurish than that young
+lady's drawing; though surely we ought
+every one of us to be professionals at
+living!</p>
+<p>When we have been engaged in the
+preliminaries to living for about fifty-five
+years, we begin to think about slacking
+off. Up till this period our reason for
+not having scientifically studied the art
+of living&#8212;the perfecting and use of the
+finer parts of the machine&#8212;is not that
+we have lacked leisure (most of us have
+enormous heaps of leisure), but that we
+have simply been too absorbed in the
+preliminaries, have, in fact, treated the
+preliminaries to the business as the business
+itself. Then at fifty-five we ought
+at last to begin to live our lives with
+professional skill, as a professional painter
+paints pictures. Yes, but we can't. It
+is too late then. Neither painters, nor
+acrobats, nor any professionals can be
+formed at the age of fifty-five. Thus we
+finish our lives amateurishly, as we have
+begun them. And when the machine
+creaks and sets our teeth on edge, or
+refuses to obey the steering-wheel and
+deposits us in the ditch, we say: 'Can't
+be helped!' or 'Doesn't matter! It
+will be all the same a hundred years
+hence!' or: 'I must make the best of
+things.' And we try to believe that in
+accepting the <i>status quo</i> we have justified
+the <i>status quo</i>, and all the time we feel
+our insincerity.</p>
+<p>You exclaim that I exaggerate. I do.
+To force into prominence an aspect of
+affairs usually overlooked, it is absolutely
+necessary to exaggerate. Poetic licence is
+one name for this kind of exaggeration.
+But I exaggerate very little indeed, much
+less than perhaps you think. I know
+that you are going to point out to me that
+vast numbers of people regularly spend a
+considerable portion of their leisure in
+striving after self-improvement. Granted!
+And I am glad of it. But I should be
+gladder if their strivings bore more closely
+upon the daily business of living, of self-expression
+without friction and without
+futile desires. See this man who regularly
+studies every evening of his life! He has
+genuinely understood the nature of poetry,
+and his taste is admirable. He recites
+verse with true feeling, and may be
+said to be highly cultivated. Poetry is
+a continual source of pleasure to him.
+True! But why is he always complaining
+about not receiving his deserts in the
+office? Why is he worried about finance?
+Why does he so often sulk with his wife?
+Why does he persist in eating more than
+his digestion will tolerate? It was not
+written in the book of fate that he should
+complain and worry and sulk and suffer.
+And if he was a professional at living
+he would not do these things. There
+is no reason why he should do them,
+except the reason that he has never learnt
+his business, never studied the human
+machine as a whole, never really thought
+rationally about living. Supposing you
+encountered an automobilist who was
+swerving and grinding all over the road,
+and you stopped to ask what was the
+matter, and he replied: 'Never mind
+what's the matter. Just look at my
+lovely acetylene lamps, how they shine,
+and how I've polished them!' You
+would not regard him as a Clifford-Earp,
+or even as an entirely sane man. So with
+our student of poetry. It is indubitable
+that a large amount of what is known
+as self-improvement is simply self-indulgence&#8212;a
+form of pleasure which only
+incidentally improves a particular part
+of the machine, and even that to the
+neglect of far more important parts.</p>
+<p>My aim is to direct a man's attention
+to himself as a whole, considered as a
+machine, complex and capable of quite
+extraordinary efficiency, for travelling
+through this world smoothly, in any
+desired manner, with satisfaction not only
+to himself but to the people he meets <i>en
+route</i>, and the people who are overtaking
+him and whom he is overtaking. My
+aim is to show that only an inappreciable
+fraction of our ordered and sustained
+efforts is given to the business of actual
+living, as distinguished from the preliminaries
+to living.</p>
+<hr style="height: 2px; width: 45%;" />
+<a name="III"></a>
+<h2>III</h2>
+<h2>THE BRAIN AS A GENTLEMAN-AT-LARGE</h2>
+<br />
+<p>It is not as if, in this business of daily
+living, we were seriously hampered by
+ignorance either as to the results which
+we ought to obtain, or as to the general
+means which we must employ in order to
+obtain them. With all our absorption
+in the mere preliminaries to living, and
+all our carelessness about living itself, we
+arrive pretty soon at a fairly accurate
+notion of what satisfactory living is, and
+we perceive with some clearness the
+methods necessary to success. I have
+pictured the man who wakes up in the
+middle of the night and sees the horrid
+semi-fiasco of his life. But let me picture
+the man who wakes up refreshed early
+on a fine summer morning and looks into
+his mind with the eyes of hope and
+experience, not experience and despair.
+That man will pass a delightful half-hour
+in thinking upon the scheme of
+the universe as it affects himself. He
+is quite clear that contentment depends
+on his own acts, and that no power
+can prevent him from performing those
+acts. He plans everything out, and
+before he gets up he knows precisely
+what he must and will do in certain
+foreseen crises and junctures. He sincerely
+desires to live efficiently&#8212;who
+would wish to make a daily mess of
+existence?&#8212;and he knows the way to
+realise the desire.</p>
+<p>And yet, mark me! That man will not
+have been an hour on his feet on this
+difficult earth before the machine has
+unmistakably gone wrong: the machine
+which was designed to do this work
+of living, which is capable of doing it
+thoroughly well, but which has not been
+put into order! What is the use of consulting
+the map of life and tracing the
+itinerary, and getting the machine out of
+the shed, and making a start, if half the
+nuts are loose, or the steering pillar
+is twisted, or there is no petrol in the
+tank? (Having asked this question, I will
+drop the mechanico-vehicular comparison,
+which is too rough and crude for the
+delicacy of the subject.) Where has the
+human machine gone wrong? It has gone
+wrong in the brain. What, is he 'wrong
+in the head'? Most assuredly, most
+strictly. He knows&#8212;none better&#8212;that
+when his wife employs a particular tone
+containing ten grains of asperity, and he
+replies in a particular tone containing
+eleven grains, the consequences will be
+explosive. He knows, on the other hand,
+that if he replies in a tone containing only
+one little drop of honey, the consequences
+may not be unworthy of two reasonable
+beings. He knows this. His brain is
+fully instructed. And lo! his brain,
+while arguing that women are really too
+absurd (as if that was the point), is sending
+down orders to the muscles of the
+throat and mouth which result in at least
+eleven grains of asperity, and conjugal
+relations are endangered for the day. He
+didn't want to do it. His desire was not
+to do it. He despises himself for doing
+it. But his brain was not in working
+order. His brain ran away&#8212;'raced'&#8212;on
+its own account, against reason, against
+desire, against morning resolves&#8212;and
+there he is!</p>
+<p>That is just one example, of the simplest
+and slightest. Examples can be multiplied.
+The man may be a young man
+whose immediate future depends on his
+passing an examination&#8212;an examination
+which he is capable of passing 'on his
+head,' which nothing can prevent him
+from passing if only his brain will not be
+so absurd as to give orders to his legs to
+walk out of the house towards the tennis
+court instead of sending them upstairs to
+the study; if only, having once safely
+lodged him in the study, his brain will
+devote itself to the pages of books instead
+of dwelling on the image of a nice girl&#8212;not
+at all like other girls. Or the
+man may be an old man who will
+live in perfect comfort if only his brain
+will not interminably run round and
+round in a circle of grievances, apprehensions,
+and fears which no amount
+of contemplation can destroy or even
+ameliorate.</p>
+<p>The brain, the brain&#8212;that is the seat
+of trouble! 'Well,' you say, 'of course
+it is. We all know that!' We don't
+act as if we did, anyway. 'Give us more
+brains, Lord!' ejaculated a great writer.
+Personally, I think he would have been
+wiser if he had asked first for the power
+to keep in order such brains as we have.
+We indubitably possess quite enough
+brains, quite as much as we can handle.
+The supreme muddlers of living are often
+people of quite remarkable intellectual
+faculty, with a quite remarkable gift of
+being wise for others. The pity is that
+our brains have a way of 'wandering,'
+as it is politely called. Brain-wandering
+is indeed now recognised as a specific
+disease. I wonder what you, O business
+man with an office in Ludgate Circus,
+would say to your office-boy, whom you
+had dispatched on an urgent message to
+Westminster, and whom you found larking
+around Euston Station when you
+rushed to catch your week-end train.
+'Please, sir, I started to go to Westminster,
+but there's something funny in
+my limbs that makes me go up all manner
+of streets. I can't help it, sir!' 'Can't
+you?' you would say. 'Well, you had
+better go and be somebody else's office-boy.'
+Your brain is something worse
+than that office-boy, something more
+insidiously potent for evil.</p>
+<p>I conceive the brain of the average
+well-intentioned man as possessing the
+tricks and manners of one of those gentlemen-at-large
+who, having nothing very
+urgent to do, stroll along and offer their
+services gratis to some shorthanded work
+of philanthropy. They will commonly
+demoralise and disorganise the business
+conduct of an affair in about a fortnight.
+They come when they like; they go when
+they like. Sometimes they are exceedingly
+industrious and obedient, but then
+there is an even chance that they will
+shirk and follow their own sweet will.
+And they mustn't be spoken to, or pulled
+up&#8212;for have they not kindly volunteered,
+and are they not giving their days for
+naught! These persons are the bane of
+the enterprises in which they condescend
+to meddle. Now, there is a vast deal too
+much of the gentleman-at-large about
+one's brain. One's brain has no right
+whatever to behave as a gentleman-at-large:
+but it in fact does. It forgets;
+it flatly ignores orders; at the critical
+moment when pressure is highest, it simply
+lights a cigarette and goes out for a walk.
+And we meekly sit down under this
+behaviour! 'I didn't feel like stewing,'
+says the young man who, against his
+wish, will fail in his examination. 'The
+words were out of my mouth before I
+knew it,' says the husband whose wife is
+a woman. 'I couldn't get any inspiration
+to-day,' says the artist. 'I can't
+resist Stilton,' says the fellow who is
+dying of greed. 'One can't help one's
+thoughts,' says the old worrier. And
+this last really voices the secret excuse of
+all five.</p>
+<p>And you all say to me: 'My brain is
+myself. How can I alter myself? I
+was born like that.' In the first place
+you were not born 'like that,' you have
+lapsed to that. And in the second place
+your brain is not yourself. It is only a
+part of yourself, and not the highest seat
+of authority. Do you love your mother,
+wife, or children with your brain? Do
+you desire with your brain? Do you, in
+a word, ultimately and essentially <i>live</i>
+with your brain? No. Your brain is
+an instrument. The proof that it is an
+instrument lies in the fact that, when
+extreme necessity urges, <i>you</i> can command
+your brain to do certain things,
+and it does them. The first of the two
+great principles which underlie the efficiency
+of the human machine is this:
+<i>The brain is a servant, exterior to the
+central force of the Ego</i>. If it is out of
+control the reason is not that it is uncontrollable,
+but merely that its discipline
+has been neglected. The brain can be
+trained, as the hand and eye can be
+trained; it can be made as obedient as
+a sporting dog, and by similar methods.
+In the meantime the indispensable preparation
+for brain discipline is to form
+the habit of regarding one's brain as an
+instrument exterior to one's self, like a
+tongue or a foot.</p>
+<hr style="height: 2px; width: 45%;" />
+<a name="IV"></a>
+<h2>IV</h2>
+<h2>THE FIRST PRACTICAL STEP</h2>
+<br />
+<p>The brain is a highly quaint organism.
+Let me say at once, lest I should be
+cannonaded by physiologists, psychologists,
+or metaphysicians, that by the
+'brain' I mean the faculty which reasons
+and which gives orders to the muscles.
+I mean exactly what the plain man means
+by the brain. The brain is the diplomatist
+which arranges relations between
+our instinctive self and the universe, and
+it fulfils its mission when it provides for
+the maximum of freedom to the instincts
+with the minimum of friction. It argues
+with the instincts. It takes them on one
+side and points out the unwisdom of
+certain performances. It catches them
+by the coat-tails when they are about to
+make fools of themselves. 'Don't drink
+all that iced champagne at a draught,'
+it says to one instinct; 'we may die of
+it.' 'Don't catch that rude fellow one
+in the eye,' it says to another instinct;
+'he is more powerful than us.' It is,
+in fact, a majestic spectacle of common
+sense. And yet it has the most extraordinary
+lapses. It is just like that man&#8212;we
+all know him and consult him&#8212;who
+is a continual fount of excellent, sagacious
+advice on everything, but who somehow
+cannot bring his sagacity to bear on his
+own personal career.</p>
+<p>In the matter of its own special activities
+the brain is usually undisciplined and
+unreliable. We never know what it will
+do next. We give it some work to do,
+say, as we are walking along the street to
+the office. Perhaps it has to devise some
+scheme for making &pound;150 suffice for &pound;200,
+or perhaps it has to plan out the heads
+of a very important letter. We meet a
+pretty woman, and away that undisciplined,
+sagacious brain runs after her,
+dropping the scheme or the draft letter,
+and amusing itself with aspirations or
+regrets for half an hour, an hour, sometimes
+a day. The serious part of our
+instinctive self feebly remonstrates, but
+without effect. Or it may be that we
+have suffered a great disappointment,
+which is definite and hopeless. Will the
+brain, like a sensible creature, leave that
+disappointment alone, and instead of
+living in the past live in the present or the
+future? Not it! Though it knows perfectly
+well that it is wasting its time and
+casting a very painful and utterly unnecessary
+gloom over itself and us, it can
+so little control its unhealthy morbid
+appetite that no expostulations will induce
+it to behave rationally. Or perhaps,
+after a confabulation with the soul, it
+has been decided that when next a certain
+harmful instinct comes into play the
+brain shall firmly interfere. 'Yes,' says
+the brain, 'I really will watch that.' But
+when the moment arrives, is the brain on
+the spot? The brain has probably forgotten
+the affair entirely, or remembered
+it too late; or sighs, as the victorious
+instinct knocks it on the head: 'Well,
+<i>next</i> time!'</p>
+<p>All this, and much more that every
+reader can supply from his own exciting
+souvenirs, is absurd and ridiculous on
+the part of the brain. It is a conclusive
+proof that the brain is out of condition,
+idle as a nigger, capricious as an actor-manager,
+and eaten to the core with loose
+habits. Therefore the brain must be put
+into training. It is the most important
+part of the human machine by which
+the soul expresses and develops itself,
+and it must learn good habits. And
+primarily it must be taught obedience.
+Obedience can only be taught by imposing
+one's will, by the sheer force of
+volition. And the brain must be mastered
+by will-power. The beginning of wise
+living lies in the control of the brain by
+the will; so that the brain may act
+according to the precepts which the brain
+itself gives. With an obedient disciplined
+brain a man may live always right
+up to the standard of his best moments.</p>
+<p>To teach a child obedience you tell it
+to do something, and you see that that
+something is done. The same with the
+brain. Here is the foundation of an
+efficient life and the antidote for the
+tendency to make a fool of oneself. It is
+marvellously simple. Say to your brain:
+'From 9 o'clock to 9.30 this morning you
+must dwell without ceasing on a particular
+topic which I will give you.' Now, it
+doesn't matter what this topic is&#8212;the
+point is to control and invigorate the brain
+by exercise&#8212;but you may just as well
+give it a useful topic to think over as a
+futile one. You might give it this: 'My
+brain is my servant. I am not the play-thing
+of my brain.' Let it concentrate
+on these statements for thirty minutes.
+'What?' you cry. 'Is this the way to
+an efficient life? Why, there's nothing
+in it!' Simple as it may appear, this <i>is</i>
+the way, and it is the only way. As for
+there being nothing in it, try it. I
+guarantee that you will fail to keep your
+brain concentrated on the given idea for
+thirty seconds&#8212;let alone thirty minutes.
+You will find your brain conducting itself
+in a manner which would be comic were
+it not tragic. Your first experiments will
+result in disheartening failure, for to
+exact from the brain, at will and by will,
+concentration on a given idea for even so
+short a period as half an hour is an
+exceedingly difficult feat&#8212;and a fatiguing!
+It needs perseverance. It needs a
+terrible obstinacy on the part of the will.
+That brain of yours will be hopping about
+all over the place, and every time it hops
+you must bring it back by force to its
+original position. You must absolutely
+compel it to ignore every idea except the
+one which you have selected for its
+attention. You cannot hope to triumph
+all at once. But you can hope to triumph.
+There is no royal road to the control of
+the brain. There is no patent dodge
+about it, and no complicated function
+which a plain person may not comprehend.
+It is simply a question of: 'I will,
+<i>I</i> will, and I <i>will</i>.' (Italics here are
+indispensable.)</p>
+<p>Let me resume. Efficient living, living
+up to one's best standard, getting the last
+ounce of power out of the machine with
+the minimum of friction: these things
+depend on the disciplined and vigorous
+condition of the brain. The brain can
+be disciplined by learning the habit of
+obedience. And it can learn the habit
+of obedience by the practice of concentration.
+Disciplinary concentration,
+though nothing could have the air of
+being simpler, is the basis of the whole
+structure. This fact must be grasped
+imaginatively; it must be seen and felt.
+The more regularly concentration is practised,
+the more firmly will the imagination
+grasp the effects of it, both direct and
+indirect. After but a few days of honest
+trying in the exercise which I have indicated,
+you will perceive its influence.
+You will grow accustomed to the idea,
+at first strange in its novelty, of the brain
+being external to the supreme force which
+is <i>you</i>, and in subjection to that force.
+You will, as a not very distant possibility,
+see yourself in possession of the power to
+switch your brain on and off in a particular
+subject as you switch electricity on and
+off in a particular room. The brain will
+get used to the straight paths of obedience.
+And&#8212;a remarkable phenomenon&#8212;it will,
+by the mere practice of obedience, become
+less forgetful and more effective. It will
+not so frequently give way to an instinct
+that takes it by surprise. In a word,
+it will have received a general tonic.
+With a brain that is improving every day
+you can set about the perfecting of the
+machine in a scientific manner.</p>
+<hr style="height: 2px; width: 45%;" />
+<a name="V"></a>
+<h2>V</h2>
+<h2>HABIT-FORMING BY CONCENTRATION</h2>
+<br />
+<p>As soon as the will has got the upper hand
+of the brain&#8212;as soon as it can say to
+the brain, with a fair certainty of being
+obeyed: 'Do this. Think along these
+lines, and continue to do so without
+wandering until I give you leave to stop'&#8212;then
+is the time arrived when the perfecting
+of the human machine may be
+undertaken in a large and comprehensive
+spirit, as a city council undertakes the
+purification and reconstruction of a city.
+The tremendous possibilities of an obedient
+brain will be perceived immediately we
+begin to reflect upon what we mean by
+our 'character.' Now, a person's character
+is, and can be, nothing else but the
+total result of his habits of thought. A
+person is benevolent because he habitually
+thinks benevolently. A person is idle
+because his thoughts dwell habitually on
+the instant pleasures of idleness. It is
+true that everybody is born with certain
+predispositions, and that these predispositions
+influence very strongly the early
+formation of habits of thought. But the
+fact remains that the character is built
+by long-continued habits of thought. If
+the mature edifice of character usually
+shows in an exaggerated form the peculiarities
+of the original predisposition, this
+merely indicates a probability that the
+slow erection of the edifice has proceeded
+at haphazard, and that reason has not
+presided over it. A child may be born
+with a tendency to bent shoulders. If
+nothing is done, if on the contrary he
+becomes a clerk and abhors gymnastics,
+his shoulders will develop an excessive
+roundness, entirely through habit.
+Whereas, if his will, guided by his reason,
+had compelled the formation of a corrective
+physical habit, his shoulders might
+have been, if not quite straight, nearly so.
+Thus a physical habit! The same with
+a mental habit.</p>
+<p>The more closely we examine the
+development of original predispositions,
+the more clearly we shall see that this
+development is not inevitable, is not a
+process which works itself out independently
+according to mysterious, ruthless
+laws which we cannot understand.
+For instance, the effect of an original predisposition
+may be destroyed by an
+accidental shock. A young man with an
+inherited tendency to alcohol may develop
+into a stern teetotaller through the shock
+caused by seeing his drunken father strike
+his mother; whereas, if his father had
+chanced to be affectionate in drink, the
+son might have ended in the gutter. No
+ruthless law here! It is notorious, also,
+that natures are sometimes completely
+changed in their development by chance
+momentary contact with natures stronger
+than themselves. 'From that day I
+resolved&#8212;' etc. You know the phrase.
+Often the resolve is not kept; but often
+it is kept. A spark has inflamed the will.
+The burning will has tyrannised over the
+brain. New habits have been formed.
+And the result looks just like a miracle.</p>
+<p>Now, if these great transformations can
+be brought about by accident, cannot
+similar transformations be brought about
+by a reasonable design? At any rate, if
+one starts to bring them about, one starts
+with the assurance that transformations
+are not impossible, since they have
+occurred. One starts also in the full
+knowledge of the influence of habit on
+life. Take any one of your own habits,
+mental or physical. You will be able to
+recall the time when that habit did not
+exist, or if it did exist it was scarcely
+perceptible. And you will discover that
+nearly all your habits have been formed
+unconsciously, by daily repetitions which
+bore no relation to a general plan, and
+which you practised not noticing. You
+will be compelled to admit that your
+'character,' as it is to-day, is a structure
+that has been built almost without the
+aid of an architect; higgledy-piggledy,
+anyhow. But occasionally the architect
+did step in and design something. Here
+and there among your habits you will
+find one that you consciously and of deliberate
+purpose initiated and persevered
+with&#8212;doubtless owing to some happy
+influence. What is the difference between
+that conscious habit and the unconscious
+habits? None whatever as regards its
+effect on the sum of your character. It
+may be the strongest of all your habits.
+The only quality that differentiates it
+from the others is that it has a definite
+object (most likely a good object), and
+that it wholly or partially fulfils that
+object. There is not a man who reads
+these lines but has, in this detail or that,
+proved in himself that the will, forcing
+the brain to repeat the same action again
+and again, can modify the shape of his
+character as a sculptor modifies the shape
+of damp clay.</p>
+<p>But if a grown man's character is
+developing from day to day (as it is), if
+nine-tenths of the development is due to
+unconscious action and one-tenth to conscious
+action, and if the one-tenth conscious
+is the most satisfactory part of the
+total result; why, in the name of common
+sense, henceforward, should not nine-tenths,
+instead of one-tenth, be due to
+conscious action? What is there to
+prevent this agreeable consummation?
+There is nothing whatever to prevent it&#8212;except
+insubordination on the part of
+the brain. And insubordination of the
+brain can be cured, as I have previously
+shown. When I see men unhappy and
+inefficient in the craft of <i>living</i>, from sheer,
+crass inattention to their own development;
+when I see misshapen men building
+up businesses and empires, and never
+stopping to build up themselves; when I
+see dreary men expending precisely the
+same energy on teaching a dog to walk on
+its hind-legs as would brighten the whole
+colour of their own lives, I feel as if I
+wanted to give up the ghost, so ridiculous,
+so fatuous does the spectacle seem! But,
+of course, I do not give up the ghost.
+The paroxysm passes. Only I really must
+cry out: 'Can't you see what you're
+missing? Can't you see that you're
+missing the most interesting thing on
+earth, far more interesting than businesses,
+empires, and dogs? Doesn't it strike
+you how clumsy and short-sighted you
+are&#8212;working always with an inferior
+machine when you might have a smooth-gliding
+perfection? Doesn't it strike you
+how badly you are treating yourself?'</p>
+<p>Listen, you confirmed grumbler, you
+who make the evening meal hideous with
+complaints against destiny&#8212;for it is you
+I will single out. Are you aware what
+people are saying about you behind your
+back? They are saying that you render
+yourself and your family miserable by the
+habit which has grown on you of always
+grumbling. 'Surely it isn't as bad as
+that?' you protest. Yes, it is just as
+bad as that. You say: 'The fact is, I
+know it's absurd to grumble. But I'm like
+that. I've tried to stop it, and I can't!'
+How have you tried to stop it? 'Well,
+I've made up my mind several times to
+fight against it, but I never succeed. This
+is strictly between ourselves. I don't
+usually admit that I'm a grumbler.'
+Considering that you grumble for about
+an hour and a half every day of your life,
+it was sanguine, my dear sir, to expect to
+cure such a habit by means of a solitary
+intention, formed at intervals in the brain
+and then forgotten. No! You must do
+more than that. If you will daily fix
+your brain firmly for half an hour on the
+truth (you know it to be a truth) that
+grumbling is absurd and futile, your brain
+will henceforward begin to form a habit
+in that direction; it will begin to be
+moulded to the idea that grumbling is
+absurd and futile. In odd moments,
+when it isn't thinking of anything in
+particular, it will suddenly remember that
+grumbling is absurd and futile. When
+you sit down to the meal and open your
+mouth to say: 'I can't think what my
+ass of a partner means by&#8212;' it will
+remember that grumbling is absurd and
+futile, and will alter the arrangement of
+your throat, teeth, and tongue, so that
+you will say: 'What fine weather we're
+having!' In brief, it will remember
+involuntarily, by a new habit. All who
+look into their experience will admit that
+the failure to replace old habits by new
+ones is due to the fact that at the critical
+moment the brain does not remember;
+it simply forgets. The practice of concentration
+will cure that. All depends
+on regular concentration. This grumbling
+is an instance, though chosen not
+quite at hazard.</p>
+<hr style="height: 2px; width: 45%;" />
+<a name="VI"></a>
+<h2>VI</h2>
+<h2>LORD OVER THE NODDLE</h2>
+<br />
+<p>Having proved by personal experiment
+the truth of the first of the two great
+principles which concern the human
+machine&#8212;namely, that the brain is a
+servant, not a master, and can be controlled&#8212;we
+may now come to the second.
+The second is more fundamental than the
+first, but it can be of no use until the
+first is understood and put into practice.
+The human machine is an apparatus of
+brain and muscle for enabling the Ego to
+develop freely in the universe by which
+it is surrounded, without friction. Its
+function is to convert the facts of the
+universe to the best advantage of the
+Ego. The facts of the universe are the
+material with which it is its business to
+deal&#8212;not the facts of an ideal universe,
+but the facts of this universe. Hence,
+when friction occurs, when the facts of
+the universe cease to be of advantage to
+the Ego, the fault is in the machine.
+It is not the solar system that has gone
+wrong, but the human machine. Second
+great principle, therefore: '<i>In case of
+friction, the machine is always at fault</i>.'</p>
+<p>You can control nothing but your own
+mind. Even your two-year-old babe may
+defy you by the instinctive force of its
+personality. But your own mind you can
+control. Your own mind is a sacred
+enclosure into which nothing harmful can
+enter except by your permission. Your
+own mind has the power to transmute
+every external phenomenon to its own
+purposes. If happiness arises from cheerfulness,
+kindliness, and rectitude (and
+who will deny it?), what possible combination
+of circumstances is going to make
+you unhappy so long as the machine
+remains in order? If self-development
+consists in the utilisation of one's environment
+(not utilisation of somebody else's
+environment), how can your environment
+prevent you from developing? You
+would look rather foolish without it, anyway.
+In that noddle of yours is everything
+necessary for development, for the
+maintaining of dignity, for the achieving
+of happiness, and you are absolute lord
+over the noddle, will you but exercise the
+powers of lordship. Why worry about the
+contents of somebody else's noddle, in
+which you can be nothing but an intruder,
+when you may arrive at a better result,
+with absolute certainty, by confining your
+activities to your own? 'Look within.'
+'The Kingdom of Heaven is within
+you.' 'Oh, yes!' you protest. 'All
+that's old. Epictetus said that. Marcus
+Aurelius said that. Christ said that.'
+They did. I admit it readily. But if
+you were ruffled this morning because
+your motor-omnibus broke down, and
+you had to take a cab, then so far as you
+are concerned these great teachers lived
+in vain. You, calling yourself a reasonable
+man, are going about dependent for
+your happiness, dignity, and growth, upon
+a thousand things over which you have no
+control, and the most exquisitely organised
+machine for ensuring happiness, dignity,
+and growth, is rusting away inside you.
+And all because you have a sort of notion
+that a saying said two thousand years
+ago cannot be practical.</p>
+<p>You remark sagely to your child: 'No,
+my child, you cannot have that moon,
+and you will accomplish nothing by crying
+for it. Now, here is this beautiful box
+of bricks, by means of which you may
+amuse yourself while learning many
+wonderful matters and improving your
+mind. You must try to be content with
+what you have, and to make the best of
+it. If you had the moon you wouldn't
+be any happier.' Then you lie awake
+half the night repining because the last
+post has brought a letter to the effect
+that 'the Board cannot entertain your
+application for,' etc. You say the two
+cases are not alike. They are not. Your
+child has never heard of Epictetus. On
+the other hand, justice <i>is</i> the moon. At
+your age you surely know that. 'But
+the Directors <i>ought</i> to have granted my
+application,' you insist. Exactly! I
+agree. But we are not in a universe of
+<i>oughts</i>. You have a special apparatus
+within you for dealing with a universe
+where <i>oughts</i> are flagrantly disregarded.
+And you are not using it. You are lying
+awake, keeping your wife awake, injuring
+your health, injuring hers, losing your
+dignity and your cheerfulness. Why?
+Because you think that these antics and
+performances will influence the Board?
+Because you think that they will put you
+into a better condition for dealing with
+your environment to-morrow? Not a
+bit. Simply because the machine is at
+fault.</p>
+<p>In certain cases we do make use of our
+machines (as well as their sad condition of
+neglect will allow), but in other cases we
+behave in an extraordinarily irrational
+manner. Thus if we sally out and get
+caught in a heavy shower we do not,
+unless very far gone in foolishness, sit
+down and curse the weather. We put up
+our umbrella, if we have one, and if not
+we hurry home. We may grumble, but
+it is not serious grumbling; we accept
+the shower as a fact of the universe, and
+control ourselves. Thus also, if by a
+sudden catastrophe we lose somebody
+who is important to us, we grieve, but we
+control ourselves, recognising one of those
+hazards of destiny from which not even
+millionaires are exempt. And the result
+on our Ego is usually to improve it in
+essential respects. But there are other
+strokes of destiny, other facts of the
+universe, against which we protest as a
+child protests when deprived of the moon.</p>
+<p>Take the case of an individual with an
+imperfect idea of honesty. Now, that individual
+is the consequence of his father
+and mother and his environment, and
+his father and mother of theirs, and so
+backwards to the single-celled protoplasm.
+That individual is a result of the cosmic
+order, the inevitable product of cause and
+effect. We know that. We must admit
+that he is just as much a fact of the
+universe as a shower of rain or a storm
+at sea that swallows a ship. We freely
+grant in the abstract that there must be,
+at the present stage of evolution, a certain
+number of persons with unfair minds.
+We are quite ready to contemplate such
+an individual with philosophy&#8212;until it
+happens that, in the course of the progress
+of the solar system, he runs up against
+ourselves. Then listen to the outcry!
+Listen to the continual explosions of a
+righteous man aggrieved! The individual
+may be our clerk, cashier, son, father,
+brother, partner, wife, employer. We are
+ill-used! We are being treated unfairly!
+We kick; we scream. We nourish the
+inward sense of grievance that eats the
+core out of content. We sit down in the
+rain. We decline to think of umbrellas,
+or to run to shelter.</p>
+<p>We care not that that individual is a
+fact which the universe has been slowly
+manufacturing for millions of years. Our
+attitude implies that we want eternity
+to roll back and begin again, in such wise
+that we at any rate shall not be disturbed.
+Though we have a machine for the transmutation
+of facts into food for our growth,
+we do not dream of using it. But, we
+say, he is doing us harm! Where? In
+our minds. He has robbed us of our
+peace, our comfort, our happiness, our
+good temper. Even if he has, we might
+just as well inveigh against a shower.
+But has he? What was our brain doing
+while this naughty person stepped in and
+robbed us of the only possessions worth
+having? No, no! It is not that he has
+done us harm&#8212;the one cheerful item in
+a universe of stony facts is that no one
+can harm anybody except himself&#8212;it is
+merely that we have been silly, precisely
+as silly as if we had taken a seat in the
+rain with a folded umbrella by our side....
+The machine is at fault. I fancy
+we are now obtaining glimpses of what
+that phrase really means.</p>
+<hr style="height: 2px; width: 45%;" />
+<a name="VII"></a>
+<h2>VII</h2>
+<h2>WHAT 'LIVING' CHIEFLY IS</h2>
+<br />
+<p>It is in intercourse&#8212;social, sentimental,
+or business&#8212;with one's fellows that the
+qualities and the condition of the human
+machine are put to the test and strained.
+That part of my life which I conduct by
+myself, without reference&#8212;or at any rate
+without direct reference&#8212;to others, I can
+usually manage in such a way that the
+gods do not positively weep at the spectacle
+thereof. My environment is simpler,
+less puzzling, when I am alone, my calm
+and my self-control less liable to violent
+fluctuations. Impossible to be disturbed
+by a chair! Impossible that a chair
+should get on one's nerves! Impossible
+to blame a chair for not being as reasonable,
+as archangelic as I am myself! But
+when it comes to people!... Well, that
+is 'living,' then! The art of life, the art
+of extracting all its power from the human
+machine, does not lie chiefly in processes
+of bookish-culture, nor in contemplations
+of the beauty and majesty of existence.
+It lies chiefly in keeping the peace, the
+whole peace, and nothing but the peace,
+with those with whom one is 'thrown.'
+Is it in sitting ecstatic over Shelley,
+Shakespeare, or Herbert Spencer, solitary
+in my room of a night, that I am 'improving
+myself' and learning to live? Or is
+it in watching over all my daily human
+contacts? Do not seek to escape the
+comparison by insinuating that I despise
+study, or by pointing out that the eternal
+verities are beyond dailiness. Nothing of
+the kind! I am so 'silly' about books
+that merely to possess them gives me
+pleasure. And if the verities are good
+for eternity they ought to be good for
+a day. If I cannot exchange them for
+daily coin&#8212;if I can't buy happiness for a
+single day because I've nothing less than
+an eternal verity about me and nobody
+has sufficient change&#8212;then my eternal
+verity is not an eternal verity. It is
+merely an unnegotiable bit of glass (called
+a diamond), or even a note on the Bank of
+Engraving.</p>
+<p>I can say to myself when I arise in the
+morning: 'I am master of my brain.
+No one can get in there and rage about
+like a bull in a china shop. If my companions
+on the planet's crust choose to
+rage about they cannot affect <i>me</i>! I will
+not let them. I have power to maintain
+my own calm, and I will. No earthly
+being can force me to be false to my
+principles, or to be blind to the beauty of
+the universe, or to be gloomy, or to be
+irritable, or to complain against my lot.
+For these things depend on the brain;
+cheerfulness, kindliness, and honest thinking
+are all within the department of the
+brain. The disciplined brain can accomplish
+them. And my brain is disciplined,
+and I will discipline it more and more
+as the days pass. I am, therefore, independent
+of hazard, and I will back
+myself to conduct all intercourse as
+becomes a rational creature.' ... I can
+say this. I can ram this argument by
+force of will into my brain, and by dint of
+repeating it often enough I shall assuredly
+arrive at the supreme virtues of reason.
+I should assuredly conquer&#8212;the brain
+being such a machine of habit&#8212;even if I
+did not take the trouble to consider in the
+slightest degree what manner of things
+my fellow-men are&#8212;by acting merely
+in my own interests. But the way of
+perfection (I speak relatively) will be
+immensely shortened and smoothed if I
+do consider, dispassionately, the case of
+the other human machines. Thus:&#8212;</p>
+<p>The truth is that my attitude towards
+my fellows is fundamentally and totally
+wrong, and that it entails on my thinking
+machine a strain which is quite unnecessary,
+though I may have arranged
+the machine so as to withstand the strain
+successfully. The secret of smooth living
+is a calm cheerfulness which will leave
+me always in full possession of my reasoning
+faculty&#8212;in order that I may live
+by reason instead of by instinct and
+momentary passion. The secret of calm
+cheerfulness is kindliness; no person can
+be consistently cheerful and calm who
+does not consistently think kind thoughts.
+But how can I be kindly when I pass the
+major portion of my time in blaming the
+people who surround me&#8212;who are part
+of my environment? If I, blaming,
+achieve some approach to kindliness, it
+is only by a great and exhausting effort
+of self-mastery. The inmost secret, then,
+lies in not blaming, in not judging and
+emitting verdicts. Oh! I do not blame
+by word of mouth! I am far too
+advanced for such a puerility. I keep the
+blame in my own breast, where it festers.
+I am always privately forgiving, which is
+bad for me. Because, you know, there
+is nothing to forgive. I do not have to
+forgive bad weather; nor, if I found
+myself in an earthquake, should I have
+to forgive the earthquake.</p>
+<p>All blame, uttered or unexpressed, is
+wrong. I do not blame myself. I can
+explain myself to myself. I can invariably
+explain myself. If I forged a friend's
+name on a cheque I should explain the
+affair quite satisfactorily to myself. And
+instead of blaming myself I should sympathise
+with myself for having been
+driven into such an excessively awkward
+corner. Let me examine honestly my
+mental processes, and I must admit that
+my attitude towards others is entirely
+different from my attitude towards myself.
+I must admit that in the seclusion of my
+mind, though I say not a word, I am
+constantly blaming others because I am
+not happy. Whenever I bump up
+against an opposing personality and my
+smooth progress is impeded, I secretly
+blame the opposer. I act as though I
+had shouted to the world: 'Clear out of
+the way, every one, for I am coming!'
+Every one does not clear out of the way.
+I did not really expect every one to clear
+out of the way. But I act, within, as
+though I had so expected. I blame.
+Hence kindliness, hence cheerfulness, is
+rendered vastly more difficult for me.</p>
+<p>What I ought to do is this! I ought to
+reflect again and again, and yet again,
+that the beings among whom I have to
+steer, the living environment out of which
+I have to manufacture my happiness,
+are just as inevitable in the scheme of
+evolution as I am myself; have just as
+much right to be themselves as I have to
+be myself; are precisely my equals in
+the face of Nature; are capable of being
+explained as I am capable of being explained;
+are entitled to the same latitude
+as I am entitled to, and are no more
+responsible for their composition and their
+environment than I for mine. I ought to
+reflect again and again, and yet again,
+that they all deserve from me as much
+sympathy as I give to myself. Why not?
+Having thus reflected in a general manner,
+I ought to take one by one the individuals
+with whom I am brought into frequent
+contact, and seek, by a deliberate effort
+of the imagination and the reason, to
+understand them, to understand why they
+act thus and thus, what their difficulties
+are, what their 'explanation' is, and how
+friction can be avoided. So I ought to
+reflect, morning after morning, until my
+brain is saturated with the cases of these
+individuals. Here is a course of discipline.
+If I follow it I shall gradually lose the
+preposterous habit of blaming, and I
+shall have laid the foundations of that
+quiet, unshakable self-possession which
+is the indispensable preliminary of conduct
+according to reason, of thorough efficiency
+in the machine of happiness. But
+something in me, something distinctly
+base, says: 'Yes. The put-yourself-in-his-place
+business over again! The do-unto-others
+business over again!' Just so!
+Something in me is ashamed of being
+'moral.' (You all know the feeling!)
+Well, morals are naught but another
+name for reasonable conduct; a higher
+and more practical form of egotism&#8212;an
+egotism which, while freeing others, frees
+myself. I have tried the lower form of
+egotism. And it has failed. If I am
+afraid of being moral, if I prefer to cut
+off my nose to spite my face, well, I must
+accept the consequences. But truth will
+prevail.</p>
+<hr style="height: 2px; width: 45%;" />
+<a name="VIII"></a>
+<h2>VIII</h2>
+<h2>THE DAILY FRICTION</h2>
+<br />
+<p>It is with common daily affairs that I am
+now dealing, not with heroic enterprises,
+ambitions, martyrdoms. Take the day,
+the ordinary day in the ordinary house or
+office. Though it comes seven times a
+week, and is the most banal thing imaginable,
+it is quite worth attention. How
+does the machine get through it? Ah!
+the best that can be said of the machine
+is that it does get through it, somehow.
+The friction, though seldom such as to
+bring matters to a standstill, is frequent&#8212;the
+sort of friction that, when it occurs in
+a bicycle, is just sufficient to annoy the
+rider, but not sufficient to make him get
+off the machine and examine the bearings.
+Occasionally the friction is very loud;
+indeed, disturbing, and at rarer intervals
+it shrieks, like an omnibus brake out
+of order. You know those days when
+you have the sensation that life is not
+large enough to contain the household
+or the office-staff, when the business of
+intercourse may be compared to the
+manoeuvres of two people who, having
+awakened with a bad headache, are
+obliged to dress simultaneously in a very
+small bedroom. 'After you with that
+towel!' in accents of bitter, grinding
+politeness. 'If you could kindly move
+your things off this chair!' in a voice
+that would blow brains out if it were a
+bullet. I venture to say that you know
+those days. 'But,' you reply, 'such days
+are few. Usually...!' Well, usually,
+the friction, though less intense, is still
+proceeding. We grow accustomed to it.
+We scarcely notice it, as a person in a
+stuffy chamber will scarcely notice the
+stuffiness. But the deteriorating influence
+due to friction goes on, even if unperceived.
+And one morning we perceive
+its ravages&#8212;and write a letter to the
+<i>Telegraph</i> to inquire whether life is
+worth living, or whether marriage is a
+failure, or whether men are more polite
+than women. The proof that friction,
+in various and varying degrees, is practically
+conscious in most households lies
+in the fact that when we chance on a
+household where there is no friction we
+are startled. We can't recover from the
+phenomenon. And in describing this
+household to our friends, we say: 'They
+get on so well together,' as if we were
+saying: 'They have wings and can fly!
+Just fancy! Did you ever hear of such
+a thing?'</p>
+<p>Ninety per cent. of all daily friction is
+caused by tone&#8212;mere tone of voice.
+Try this experiment. Say: 'Oh, you
+little darling, you sweet pet, you entirely
+charming creature!' to a baby or a dog;
+but roar these delightful epithets in the
+tone of saying: 'You infernal little
+nuisance! If I hear another sound I'll
+break every bone in your body!' The
+baby will infallibly whimper, and the
+dog will infallibly mouch off. True, a
+dog is not a human being, neither is a
+baby. They cannot understand. It is
+precisely because they cannot understand
+and articulate words that the experiment
+is valuable; for it separates the effect
+of the tone from the effect of the word
+spoken. He who speaks, speaks twice.
+His words convey his thought, and his
+tone conveys his mental attitude towards
+the person spoken to. And certainly the
+attitude, so far as friction goes, is more
+important than the thought. Your wife
+may say to you: 'I shall buy that hat
+I spoke to you about.' And you may
+reply, quite sincerely, 'As you please.'
+But it will depend on your tone whether
+you convey: 'As you please. I am
+sympathetically anxious that your innocent
+caprices should be indulged.' Or
+whether you convey: 'As you please.
+Only don't bother me with hats. I am
+above hats. A great deal too much
+money is spent in this house on hats.
+However, I'm helpless!' Or whether
+you convey: 'As you please, heart of
+my heart, but if you would like to be a
+nice girl, go gently. We're rather tight.'
+I need not elaborate. I am sure of being
+comprehended.</p>
+<p>As tone is the expression of attitude,
+it is, of course, caused by attitude. The
+frictional tone is chiefly due to that general
+attitude of blame which I have already
+condemned as being absurd and unjustifiable.
+As, by constant watchful discipline,
+we gradually lose this silly attitude of
+blame, so the tone will of itself gradually
+change. But the two ameliorations can
+proceed together, and it is a curious thing
+that an agreeable tone, artificially and
+deliberately adopted, will influence the
+mental attitude almost as much as the
+mental attitude will influence the tone.
+If you honestly feel resentful against
+some one, but, having understood the
+foolishness of fury, intentionally mask
+your fury under a persuasive tone, your
+fury will at once begin to abate. You
+will be led into a rational train of thought;
+you will see that after all the object
+of your resentment has a right to exist,
+and that he is neither a doormat nor a
+scoundrel, and that anyhow nothing is
+to be gained, and much is to be lost, by
+fury. You will see that fury is unworthy
+of you.</p>
+<p>Do you remember the gentleness of the
+tone which you employed after the healing
+of your first quarrel with a beloved
+companion? Do you remember the persuasive
+tone which you used when you
+wanted to obtain something from a
+difficult person on whom your happiness
+depended? Why should not your tone
+always combine these qualities? Why
+should you not carefully school your tone?
+Is it beneath you to ensure the largest
+possible amount of your own 'way' by
+the simplest means? Or is there at the
+back of your mind that peculiarly English
+and German idea that politeness, sympathy,
+and respect for another immortal
+soul would imply deplorable weakness on
+your part? You say that your happiness
+does not depend on every person
+whom you happen to speak to. Yes,
+it does. Your happiness is always dependent
+on just that person. Produce
+friction, and you suffer. Idle to argue
+that the person has no business to be upset
+by your tone! You have caused avoidable
+friction, simply because your machine
+for dealing with your environment was
+suffering from pride, ignorance, or thoughtlessness.
+You say I am making a mountain
+out of a mole-hill. No! I am
+making a mountain out of ten million
+mole-hills. And that is what life does.
+It is the little but continuous causes that
+have great effects. I repeat: Why not
+deliberately adopt a gentle, persuasive
+tone&#8212;just to see what the results are?
+Surely you are not ashamed to be wise.
+You may smile superiorly as you read
+this. Yet you know very well that more
+than once you <i>have</i> resolved to use a
+gentle and persuasive tone on all occasions,
+and that the sole reason why you
+had that fearful shindy yesterday with
+your cousin's sister-in-law was that you
+had long since failed to keep your resolve.
+But you were of my mind once, and more
+than once.</p>
+<p>What you have to do is to teach the
+new habit to your brain by daily concentration
+on it; by forcing your brain
+to think of nothing else for half an hour
+of a morning. After a time the brain will
+begin to remember automatically. For,
+of course, the explanation of your previous
+failures is that your brain, undisciplined,
+merely forgot at the critical moment.
+The tone was out of your mouth before
+your brain had waked up. It is necessary
+to watch, as though you were a sentinel,
+not only against the wrong tone, but
+against the other symptoms of the attitude
+of blame. Such as the frown. It is
+necessary to regard yourself constantly,
+and in minute detail. You lie in bed for
+half an hour and enthusiastically concentrate
+on this beautiful new scheme of
+the right tone. You rise, and because
+you don't achieve a proper elegance of
+necktie at the first knotting, you frown
+and swear and clench your teeth! There
+is a symptom of the wrong attitude
+towards your environment. You are
+awake, but your brain isn't. It is in
+such a symptom that you may judge
+yourself. And not a trifling symptom
+either! If you will frown at a necktie,
+if you will use language to a necktie
+which no gentleman should use to a
+necktie, what will you be capable of to
+a responsible being?... Yes, it is very
+difficult. But it can be done.</p>
+<hr style="height: 2px; width: 45%;" />
+<a name="IX"></a>
+<h2>IX</h2>
+<h2>'FIRE!'</h2>
+<br />
+<p>In this business of daily living, of ordinary
+usage of the machine in hourly intercourse,
+there occurs sometimes a phenomenon
+which is the cause of a great deal of
+trouble, and the result of a very ill-tended
+machine. It is a phenomenon impossible
+to ignore, and yet, so shameful is it, so
+degrading, so shocking, so miserable, that
+I hesitate to mention it. For one class
+of reader is certain to ridicule me, loftily
+saying: 'One really doesn't expect to
+find this sort of thing in print nowadays!'
+And another class of reader is certain to
+get angry. Nevertheless, as one of my
+main objects in the present book is to
+discuss matters which 'people don't talk
+about,' I shall discuss this matter. But
+my diffidence in doing so is such that I
+must approach it deviously, describing it
+first by means of a figure.</p>
+<p>Imagine that, looking at a man's house,
+you suddenly perceive it to be on fire.
+The flame is scarcely perceptible. You
+could put it out if you had a free hand.
+But you have not got a free hand. It is
+his house, not yours. He may or may not
+know that his house is burning. You are
+aware, by experience, however, that if you
+directed his attention to the flame, the
+effect of your warning would be exceedingly
+singular, almost incredible. For the
+effect would be that he would instantly
+begin to strike matches, pour on petroleum,
+and fan the flame, violently resenting
+interference. Therefore you can only
+stand and watch, hoping that he will
+notice the flames before they are beyond
+control, and extinguish them. The probability
+is, however, that he will notice
+the flames too late. And powerless to
+avert disaster, you are condemned, therefore,
+to watch the damage of valuable
+property. The flames leap higher and
+higher, and they do not die down till they
+have burned themselves out. You avert
+your gaze from the spectacle, and until
+you are gone the owner of the house
+pretends that nothing has occurred.
+When alone he curses himself for his
+carelessness.</p>
+<p>The foregoing is meant to be a description
+of what happens when a man passes
+through the incendiary experience known
+as 'losing his temper.' (There! the cat
+of my chapter is out of the bag!) A man
+who has lost his temper is simply being
+'burnt out.' His constitutes one of the
+most curious and (for everybody) humiliating
+spectacles that life offers. It is an
+insurrection, a boiling over, a sweeping
+storm. Dignity, common sense, justice
+are shrivelled up and destroyed. Anarchy
+reigns. The devil has broken his chain.
+Instinct is stamping on the face of reason.
+And in that man civilisation has temporarily
+receded millions of years. Of course,
+the thing amounts to a nervous disease,
+and I think it is almost universal. You
+at once protest that you never lose your
+temper&#8212;haven't lost your temper for
+ages! But do you not mean that you
+have not smashed furniture for ages?
+These fires are of varying intensities.
+Some of them burn very dully. Yet they
+burn. One man loses his temper; another
+is merely 'ruffled.' But the event is the
+same in kind. When you are 'ruffled,'
+when you are conscious of a resentful
+vibration that surprises all your being,
+when your voice changes, when you notice
+a change in the demeanour of your companion,
+who sees that he has 'touched a
+tender point,' you may not go to the
+length of smashing furniture, but you have
+had a fire, and your dignity is damaged.
+You admit it to yourself afterwards. I
+am sure you know what I mean. And
+I am nearly sure that you, with your
+courageous candour, will admit that from
+time to time you suffer from these
+mysterious 'fires.'</p>
+<p>'Temper,' one of the plagues of human
+society, is generally held to be incurable,
+save by the vague process of exercising
+self-control&#8212;a process which seldom has
+any beneficial results. It is regarded now
+as smallpox used to be regarded&#8212;as
+a visitation of Providence, which must
+be borne. But I do not hold it to be
+incurable. I am convinced that it is
+permanently curable. And its eminent
+importance as a nuisance to mankind at
+large deserves, I think, that it should
+receive particular attention. Anyhow, I
+am strongly against the visitation of
+Providence theory, as being unscientific,
+primitive, and conducive to unashamed
+<i>laissez-aller.</i> A man can be master in his
+own house. If he cannot be master by
+simple force of will, he can be master by
+ruse and wile. I would employ cleverness
+to maintain the throne of reason
+when it is likely to be upset in the mind
+by one of these devastating and disgraceful
+insurrections of brute instinct.</p>
+<p>It is useless for a man in the habit of
+losing or mislaying his temper to argue
+with himself that such a proceeding is
+folly, that it serves no end, and does
+nothing but harm. It is useless for him
+to argue that in allowing his temper
+to stray he is probably guilty of cruelty,
+and certainly guilty of injustice to those
+persons who are forced to witness the loss.
+It is useless for him to argue that a man
+of uncertain temper in a house is like a
+man who goes about a house with a
+loaded revolver sticking from his pocket,
+and that all considerations of fairness and
+reason have to be subordinated in that
+house to the fear of the revolver, and that
+such peace as is maintained in that house
+is often a shameful and an unjust peace.
+These arguments will not be strong
+enough to prevail against one of the most
+powerful and capricious of all habits.
+This habit must be met and conquered
+(and it <i>can</i> be!) by an even more powerful
+quality in the human mind; I mean
+the universal human horror of looking
+ridiculous. The man who loses his temper
+often thinks he is doing something rather
+fine and majestic. On the contrary, so
+far is this from being the fact, he is merely
+making an ass of himself. He is merely
+parading himself as an undignified fool,
+as that supremely contemptible figure&#8212;a
+grown-up baby. He may intimidate a
+feeble companion by his raging, or by the
+dark sullenness of a more subdued flame,
+but in the heart of even the weakest companion
+is a bedrock feeling of contempt
+for him. The way in which a man of
+uncertain temper is treated by his friends
+proves that they despise him, for they do
+not treat him as a reasonable being. How
+should they treat him as a reasonable
+being when the tenure of his reason is so
+insecure? And if only he could hear
+what is said of him behind his back!...</p>
+<p>The invalid can cure himself by teaching
+his brain the habit of dwelling upon his
+extreme fatuity. Let him concentrate
+regularly, with intense fixation, upon the
+ideas: 'When I lose my temper, when I
+get ruffled, when that mysterious vibration
+runs through me, I am making a donkey
+of myself, a donkey, and a donkey! You
+understand, a preposterous donkey! I
+am behaving like a great baby. I look
+a fool. I am a spectacle bereft of dignity.
+Everybody despises me, smiles at me in
+secret, disdains the idiotic ass with whom
+it is impossible to reason.'</p>
+<p>Ordinarily the invalid disguises from
+himself this aspect of his disease, and his
+brain will instinctively avoid it as much
+as it can. But in hours of calm he can
+slowly and regularly force his brain, by
+the practice of concentration, to familiarise
+itself with just this aspect, so that in time
+its instinct will be to think first, and not
+last, of just this aspect. When he has
+arrived at that point he is saved. No
+man who, at the very inception of the fire,
+is visited with a clear vision of himself as
+an arrant ass and pitiable object of contempt,
+will lack the volition to put the fire
+out. But, be it noted, he will not succeed
+until he can do it at once. A fire is a
+fire, and the engines must gallop by themselves
+out of the station instantly. This
+means the acquirement of a mental habit.
+During the preliminary stages of the cure
+he should, of course, avoid inflammable
+situations. This is a perfectly simple
+thing to do, if the brain has been disciplined
+out of its natural forgetfulness.</p>
+<hr style="height: 2px; width: 45%;" />
+<a name="X"></a>
+<h2>X</h2>
+<h2>MISCHIEVOUSLY OVERWORKING IT</h2>
+<br />
+<p>I have dealt with the two general major
+causes of friction in the daily use of the
+machine. I will now deal with a minor
+cause, and make an end of mere dailiness.
+This minor cause&#8212;and after all I do not
+know that its results are so trifling as to
+justify the epithet 'minor'&#8212;is the straining
+of the machine by forcing it to do
+work which it was never intended to do.
+Although we are incapable of persuading
+our machines to do effectively that which
+they are bound to do somehow, we continually
+overburden them with entirely
+unnecessary and inept tasks. We cannot,
+it would seem, let things alone.</p>
+<p>For example, in the ordinary household
+the amount of machine horse-power
+expended in fighting for the truth is really
+quite absurd. This pure zeal for the
+establishment and general admission of
+the truth is usually termed 'contradictoriness.'
+But, of course, it is not that; it
+is something higher. My wife states that
+the Joneses have gone into a new flat, of
+which the rent is &pound;165 a year. Now, Jones
+has told me personally that the rent of his
+new flat is &pound;156 a year. I correct my wife.
+Knowing that she is in the right, she
+corrects me. She cannot bear that a
+falsehood should prevail. It is not a
+question of &pound;9, it is a question of truth.
+Her enthusiasm for truth excites my
+enthusiasm for truth. Five minutes ago
+I didn't care twopence whether the rent
+of the Joneses' new flat was &pound;165 or &pound;156
+or &pound;1056 a year. But now I care intensely
+that it is &pound;156. I have formed myself
+into a select society for the propagating
+of the truth about the rent of the Joneses'
+new flat, and my wife has done the same.
+In eloquence, in argumentative skill, in
+strict supervision of our tempers, we each
+of us squander enormous quantities of
+that h.-p. which is so precious to us.
+And the net effect is naught.</p>
+<p>Now, if one of us two had understood
+the elementary principles of human
+engineering, that one would have said
+(privately): 'Truth is indestructible.
+Truth will out. Truth is never in a hurry.
+If it doesn't come out to-day it will come
+out to-morrow or next year. It can take
+care of itself. Ultimately my wife (or
+my husband) will learn the essential cosmic
+truth about the rent of the Joneses' new
+flat. I already know it, and the moment
+when she (or he) knows it also will be the
+moment of my triumph. She (or he) will
+not celebrate my triumph openly, but it
+will be none the less real. And my
+reputation for accuracy and calm restraint
+will be consolidated. If, by a rare mischance,
+I am in error, it will be vastly
+better for me in the day of my undoing
+that I have not been too positive now.
+Besides, nobody has appointed me sole
+custodian of the great truth concerning
+the rent of the Joneses' new flat. I was
+not brought into the world to be a safe-deposit,
+and more urgent matters summon
+me to effort.' If one of us had meditated
+thus, much needless friction would have
+been avoided and power saved; <i>amour-propre</i>
+would not have been exposed to
+risks; the sacred cause of truth would not
+in the least have suffered; and the rent
+of the Joneses' new flat would anyhow
+have remained exactly what it is.</p>
+<p>In addition to straining the machine by
+our excessive anxiety for the spread of
+truth, we give a very great deal too much
+attention to the state of other people's
+machines. I cannot too strongly, too
+sarcastically, deprecate this astonishing
+habit. It will be found to be rife in nearly
+every household and in nearly every office.
+We are most of us endeavouring to
+rearrange the mechanism in other heads
+than our own. This is always dangerous
+and generally futile. Considering the
+difficulty we have in our own brains,
+where our efforts are sure of being accepted
+as well-meant, and where we have at any
+rate a rough notion of the machine's
+construction, our intrepidity in adventuring
+among the delicate adjustments
+of other brains is remarkable. We are
+cursed by too much of the missionary
+spirit. We must needs voyage into the
+China of our brother's brain, and explain
+there that things are seriously wrong in
+that heathen land, and make ourselves
+unpleasant in the hope of getting them put
+right. We have all our own brain and
+body on which to wreak our personality,
+but this is not enough; we must extend
+our personality further, just as though we
+were a colonising world-power intoxicated
+by the idea of the 'white man's burden.'</p>
+<p>One of the central secrets of efficient
+daily living is to leave our daily companions
+alone a great deal more than we
+do, and attend to ourselves. If a daily
+companion is conducting his life upon
+principles which you know to be false,
+and with results which you feel to be
+unpleasant, the safe rule is to keep your
+mouth shut. Or if, out of your singular
+conceit, you are compelled to open it,
+open it with all precautions, and with
+the formal politeness you would use to
+a stranger. Intimacy is no excuse for
+rough manners, though the majority of us
+seem to think it is. You are not in
+charge of the universe; you are in charge
+of yourself. You cannot hope to manage
+the universe in your spare time, and if
+you try you will probably make a mess of
+such part of the universe as you touch,
+while gravely neglecting yourself. In
+every family there is generally some one
+whose meddlesome interest in other
+machines leads to serious friction in his
+own. Criticise less, even in the secrecy
+of your chamber. And do not blame at
+all. Accept your environment and adapt
+yourself to it in silence, instead of noisily
+attempting to adapt your environment
+to yourself. Here is true wisdom. You
+have no business trespassing beyond the
+confines of your own individuality. In
+so trespassing you are guilty of impertinence.
+This is obvious. And yet one of
+the chief activities of home-life consists
+in prancing about at random on other
+people's private lawns. What I say
+applies even to the relation between
+parents and children. And though my
+precept is exaggerated, it is purposely
+exaggerated in order effectively to balance
+the exaggeration in the opposite direction.</p>
+<p>All individualities, other than one's own,
+are part of one's environment. The evolutionary
+process is going on all right, and
+they are a portion of it. Treat them
+as inevitable. To assert that they are
+inevitable is not to assert that they are
+unalterable. Only the alteration of them
+is not primarily your affair; it is theirs.
+Your affair is to use them, as they are,
+without self-righteousness, blame, or complaint,
+for the smooth furtherance of your
+own ends. There is no intention here to
+rob them of responsibility by depriving
+them of free-will while saddling <i>you</i> with
+responsibility as a free agent. As your
+environment they must be accepted as
+inevitable, because they <i>are</i> inevitable.
+But as centres themselves they have their
+own responsibility: which is not yours.
+The historic question: 'Have we free-will,
+or are we the puppets of determinism?'
+enters now. As a question it is fascinating
+and futile. It has never been, and
+it never will be, settled. The theory of
+determinism cannot be demolished by
+argument. But in his heart every man,
+including the most obstinate supporter of
+the theory, demolishes it every hour of
+every day. On the other hand, the
+theory of free-will can be demolished by
+ratiocination! So much the worse for
+ratiocination! <i>If we regard ourselves as
+free agents, and the personalities surrounding
+us as the puppets of determinism</i>, we
+shall have arrived at the working compromise
+from which the finest results of
+living can be obtained. The philosophic
+experience of centuries, if it has proved
+anything, has proved this. And the man
+who acts upon it in the common, banal
+contracts and collisions of the difficult
+experiment which we call daily life, will
+speedily become convinced of its practical
+worth.</p>
+<hr style="height: 2px; width: 45%;" />
+<a name="XI"></a>
+<h2>XI</h2>
+<h2>AN INTERLUDE</h2>
+<br />
+<p>For ten chapters you have stood it, but
+not without protest. I know the feeling
+which is in your minds, and which has
+manifested itself in numerous criticisms
+of my ideas. That feeling may be briefly
+translated, perhaps, thus: 'This is all
+very well, but it isn't true, not a bit!
+It's only a fairy-tale that you have been
+telling us. Miracles don't happen,' etc.
+I, on my part, have a feeling that unless
+I take your feeling in hand at once, and
+firmly deal with it, I had better put my
+shutters up, for you will have got into the
+way of regarding me simply as a source
+of idle amusement. Already I can perceive,
+from the expressions of some
+critics, that, so far as they are concerned,
+I might just as well not have written a
+word. Therefore at this point I pause,
+in order to insist once more upon what I
+began by saying.</p>
+<p>The burden of your criticism is:
+'Human nature is always the same. I
+know my faults. But it is useless to tell
+me about them. I can't alter them. I
+was born like that.' The fatal weakness
+of this argument is, first, that it is based
+on a complete falsity; and second, that
+it puts you in an untenable position.
+Human nature <i>does</i> change. Nothing can
+be more unscientific, more hopelessly
+medi&aelig;val, than to imagine that it does
+not. It changes like everything else.
+You can't see it change. True! But
+then you can't see the grass growing&#8212;not
+unless you arise very early.</p>
+<p>Is human nature the same now as in
+the days of Babylonian civilisation, when
+the social machine was oiled by drenchings
+of blood? Is it the same now as in
+the days of Greek civilisation, when there
+was no such thing as romantic love between
+the sexes? Is it the same now as
+it was during the centuries when constant
+friction had to provide its own cure in the
+shape of constant war? Is it the same
+now as it was on 2nd March 1819, when
+the British Government officially opposed
+a motion to consider the severity of the
+criminal laws (which included capital
+punishment for cutting down a tree, and
+other sensible dodges against friction),
+and were defeated by a majority of only
+nineteen votes? Is it the same now as
+in the year 1883, when the first S.P.C.C.
+was formed in England?</p>
+<p>If you consider that human nature is
+still the same you should instantly go out
+and make a bonfire of the works of Spencer,
+Darwin, and Wallace, and then return
+to enjoy the purely jocular side of the
+present volume. If you admit that it
+has changed, let me ask you how it has
+changed, unless by the continual infinitesimal
+efforts, <i>upon themselves</i>, of individual
+men, like you and me. Did you suppose
+it was changed by magic, or by Acts of
+Parliament, or by the action of groups on
+persons, and not of persons on groups?
+Let me tell you that human nature has
+changed since yesterday. Let me tell
+you that to-day reason has a more powerful
+voice in the directing of instinct than
+it had yesterday. Let me tell you that
+to-day the friction of the machines is
+less screechy and grinding than it was
+yesterday.</p>
+<p>'You were born like that, and you can't
+alter yourself, and so it's no use talking.'
+If you really believe this, why make any
+effort at all? Why not let the whole
+business beautifully slide and yield to
+your instincts? What object can there
+be in trying to control yourself in any
+manner whatever if you are unalterable?
+Assert yourself to be unalterable, and you
+assert yourself a fatalist. Assert yourself
+a fatalist, and you free yourself from all
+moral responsibility&#8212;and other people,
+too. Well, then, act up to your convictions,
+if convictions they are. If you
+can't alter yourself, I can't alter myself,
+and supposing that I come along and
+bash you on the head and steal your
+purse, you can't blame me. You can only,
+on recovering consciousness, affectionately
+grasp my hand and murmur: 'Don't
+apologise, my dear fellow; we can't alter
+ourselves.'</p>
+<p>This, you say, is absurd. It is. That
+is one of my innumerable points. The
+truth is, you do not really believe that
+you cannot alter yourself. What is the
+matter with you is just what is the matter
+with me&#8212;sheer idleness. You hate getting
+up in the morning, and to excuse
+your inexcusable indolence you talk big
+about Fate. Just as 'patriotism is the
+last refuge of a scoundrel,' so fatalism is
+the last refuge of a shirker. But you
+deceive no one, least of all yourself. You
+have not, rationally, a leg to stand on.
+At this juncture, because I have made you
+laugh, you consent to say: 'I do try, all
+I can. But I can only alter myself a very
+little. By constitution I am mentally
+idle. I can't help that, can I?' Well,
+so long as you are not the only absolutely
+unchangeable thing in a universe of
+change, I don't mind. It is something
+for you to admit that you can alter yourself
+even a very little. The difference
+between our philosophies is now only a
+question of degree.</p>
+<p>In the application of any system of
+perfecting the machine, no two persons
+will succeed equally. From the disappointed
+tone of some of your criticisms
+it might be fancied that I had advertised
+a system for making archangels out of
+tailors' dummies. Such was not my hope.
+I have no belief in miracles. But I know
+that when a thing is thoroughly well done
+it often has the air of being a miracle.
+My sole aim is to insist that every man
+shall perfect his machine to the best of
+<i>his</i> powers, not to the best of somebody
+else's powers. I do not indulge in any
+hope that a man can be better than his
+best self. I am, however, convinced that
+every man fails to be his best self a great
+deal oftener than he need fail&#8212;for the
+reason that his will-power, be it great or
+small, is not directed according to the
+principles of common sense.</p>
+<p>Common sense will surely lead a man to
+ask the question: 'Why did my actions
+yesterday contradict my reason?' The
+reply to this question will nearly always
+be: 'Because at the critical moment I
+forgot.' The supreme explanation of the
+abortive results of so many efforts at self-alteration,
+the supreme explanation of
+our frequent miserable scurrying into a
+doctrine of fatalism, is simple forgetfulness.
+It is not force that we lack, but
+the skill to remember exactly what our
+reason would have us do or think at
+the moment itself. How is this skill to
+be acquired? It can only be acquired,
+as skill at games is acquired, by practice;
+by the training of the organ involved to
+such a point that the organ acts rightly
+by instinct instead of wrongly by instinct.
+There are degrees of success in this procedure,
+but there is no such phenomenon
+as complete failure.</p>
+<p>Habits which increase friction can be
+replaced by habits which lessen friction.
+Habits which arrest development can be
+replaced by habits which encourage
+development. And as a habit is formed
+naturally, so it can be formed artificially,
+by imitation of the unconscious process, by
+accustoming the brain to the new idea.
+Let me, as an example, refer again to the
+minor subject of daily friction, and,
+within that subject, to the influence of
+tone. A man employs a frictional tone
+through habit. The frictional tone is an
+instinct with him. But if he had a quarter
+of an hour to reflect before speaking, and
+if during that quarter of an hour he could
+always listen to arguments against the
+frictional tone, his use of the frictional tone
+would rapidly diminish; his reason would
+conquer his instinct. As things are, his
+instinct conquers his reason by a surprise
+attack, by taking it unawares. Regular
+daily concentration of the brain, for a
+certain period, upon the non-frictional
+tone, and the immense advantages of its
+use, will gradually set up in the brain a
+new habit of thinking about the non-frictional
+tone; until at length the brain,
+disciplined, turns to the correct act before
+the old, silly instinct can capture it;
+and ultimately a new sagacious instinct
+will supplant the old one.</p>
+<p>This is the rationale. It applies to all
+habits. Any person can test its efficiency
+in any habit. I care not whether he be
+of strong or weak will&#8212;he can test it.
+He will soon see the tremendous difference
+between merely 'making a good resolution'&#8212;(he
+has been doing that all his life
+without any very brilliant consequences)&#8212;and
+concentrating the brain for a given
+time exclusively upon a good resolution.
+Concentration, the efficient mastery of
+the brain&#8212;all is there!</p>
+<hr style="height: 2px; width: 45%;" />
+<a name="XII"></a>
+<h2>XII</h2>
+<h2>AN INTEREST IN LIFE</h2>
+<br />
+<p>After a certain period of mental discipline,
+of deliberate habit-forming and
+habit-breaking, such as I have been
+indicating, a man will begin to acquire
+at any rate a superficial knowledge, a
+nodding acquaintance, with that wonderful
+and mysterious affair, his brain, and
+he will also begin to perceive how important
+a factor in daily life is the
+control of his brain. He will assuredly
+be surprised at the miracles which lie
+between his collar and his hat, in that
+queer box that he calls his head. For the
+effects that can be accomplished by mere
+steady, persistent thinking must appear
+to be miracles to apprentices in the
+practice of thought. When once a man,
+having passed an unhappy day because
+his clumsy, negligent brain forgot to
+control his instincts at a critical moment,
+has said to his brain: 'I will force you,
+by concentrating you on that particular
+point, to act efficiently the next time
+similar circumstances arise,' and when
+he has carried out his intention, and
+when the awkward circumstances have
+recurred, and his brain, disciplined, has
+done its work, and so prevented unhappiness&#8212;then
+that man will regard his brain
+with a new eye. 'By Jove!' he will
+say; 'I've stopped one source of unhappiness,
+anyway. There was a time
+when I should have made a fool of myself
+in a little domestic crisis such as to-day's.
+But I have gone safely through it. I am
+all right. She is all right. The atmosphere
+is not dangerous with undischarged
+electricity! And all because my brain,
+being in proper condition, watched firmly
+over my instincts! I must keep this up.'
+He will peer into that brain more and
+more. He will see more and more of its
+possibilities. He will have a new and a
+supreme interest in <i>life</i>. A garden is a
+fairly interesting thing. But the cultivation
+of a garden is as dull as cold mutton
+compared to the cultivation of a brain;
+and wet weather won't interfere with
+digging, planting, and pruning in the
+box.</p>
+<p>In due season the man whose hobby is
+his brain will gradually settle down into
+a daily routine, with which routine he
+will start the day. The idea at the back
+of the mind of the ordinary man (by the
+ordinary man I mean the man whose
+brain is not his hobby) is almost always
+this: 'There are several things at present
+hanging over me&#8212;worries, unfulfilled ambitions,
+unrealised desires. As soon as
+these things are definitely settled, then
+I shall begin to live and enjoy myself.'
+That is the ordinary man's usual idea.
+He has it from his youth to his old age.
+He is invariably waiting for something
+to happen before he really begins to live.
+I am sure that if you are an ordinary man
+(of course, you aren't, I know) you will
+admit that this is true of you; you exist
+in the hope that one day things will be
+sufficiently smoothed out for you to begin
+to live. That is just where you differ
+from the man whose brain is his hobby.
+His daily routine consists in a meditation
+in the following vein: 'This day is before
+me. The circumstances of this day are
+my environment; they are the material
+out of which, by means of my brain, I
+have to live and be happy and to refrain
+from causing unhappiness in other people.
+It is the business of my brain to make use
+of <i>this</i> material. My brain is in its box
+for that sole purpose. Not to-morrow!
+Not next year! Not when I have made
+my fortune! Not when my sick child is
+out of danger! Not when my wife has
+returned to her senses! Not when my
+salary is raised! Not when I have passed
+that examination! Not when my indigestion
+is better! But <i>now!</i> To-day,
+exactly as to-day is! The facts of to-day,
+which in my unregeneracy I regarded
+primarily as anxieties, nuisances, impediments,
+I now regard as so much raw
+material from which my brain has to
+weave a tissue of life that is comely.'</p>
+<p>And then he foresees the day as well
+as he can. His experience teaches him
+where he will have difficulty, and he
+administers to his brain the lessons of
+which it will have most need. He carefully
+looks the machine over, and arranges
+it specially for the sort of road which he
+knows that it will have to traverse. And
+especially he readjusts his point of view,
+for his point of view is continually getting
+wrong. He is continually seeing worries
+where he ought to see material. He may
+notice, for instance, a patch on the back
+of his head, and he wonders whether it is
+the result of age or of disease, or whether
+it has always been there. And his wife
+tells him he must call at the chemist's
+and satisfy himself at once. Frightful
+nuisance! Age! The endless trouble of
+a capillary complaint! Calling at the
+chemist's will make him late at the office!
+etc. etc. But then his skilled, efficient
+brain intervenes: 'What peculiarly interesting
+material this mean and petty
+circumstance yields for the practice of
+philosophy and right living!' And again:
+'Is <i>this</i> to ruffle you, O my soul? Will
+it serve any end whatever that I should
+buzz nervously round this circumstance
+instead of attending to my usual business?'</p>
+<p>I give this as an example of the necessity
+of adjusting the point of view, and of the
+manner in which a brain habituated by
+suitable concentration to correct thinking
+will come to the rescue in unexpected
+contingencies. Naturally it will work with
+greater certainty in the manipulation of
+difficulties that are expected, that can
+be 'seen coming '; and preparation for
+the expected is, fortunately, preparation
+for the unexpected. The man who commences
+his day by a steady contemplation
+of the dangers which the next sixteen
+hours are likely to furnish, and by arming
+himself specially against those dangers,
+has thereby armed himself, though to a
+less extent, against dangers which he did
+not dream of. But the routine must be
+fairly elastic. It may be necessary to
+commence several days in succession&#8212;for
+a week or for months, even&#8212;with
+disciplining the brain in one particular
+detail, to the temporary neglect of other
+matters. It is astonishing how you can
+weed every inch of a garden path and
+keep it in the most meticulous order, and
+then one morning find in the very middle
+of it a lusty, full-grown plant whose roots
+are positively mortised in granite! All
+gardeners are familiar with such discoveries.</p>
+<p>But a similar discovery, though it entails
+hard labour on him, will not disgust the
+man whose hobby is his brain. For the
+discovery in itself is part of the material
+out of which he has to live. If a man is
+to turn everything whatsoever into his
+own calm, dignity, and happiness, he
+must make this use even of his own
+failures. He must look at them as phenomena
+of the brain in that box, and cheerfully
+set about taking measures to prevent
+their repetition. All that happens to
+him, success or check, will but serve to
+increase his interest in the contents of
+that box. I seem to hear you saying:
+'And a fine egotist he'll be!' Well,
+he'll be the right sort of egotist. The
+average man is not half enough of an
+egotist. If egotism means a terrific
+interest in one's self, egotism is absolutely
+essential to efficient living. There is no
+getting away from that. But if egotism
+means selfishness, the serious student of
+the craft of daily living will not be an
+egotist for more than about a year. In a
+year he will have proved the ineptitude
+of egotism.</p>
+<hr style="height: 2px; width: 45%;" />
+<a name="XIII"></a>
+<h2>XIII</h2>
+<h2>SUCCESS AND FAILURE</h2>
+<br />
+<p>I am sadly aware that these brief chapters
+will be apt to convey, especially to the
+trustful and enthusiastic reader, a false
+impression; the impression of simplicity;
+and that when experience has roughly
+corrected this impression, the said reader,
+unless he is most solemnly warned, may
+abandon the entire enterprise in a fit of
+disgust, and for ever afterwards maintain
+a cynical and impolite attitude towards
+all theories of controlling the human
+machine. Now, the enterprise is not a
+simple one. It is based on one simple
+principle&#8212;the conscious discipline of the
+brain by selected habits of thought&#8212;but
+it is just about as complicated as anything
+well could be. Advanced golf is child's
+play compared to it. The man who
+briefly says to himself: 'I will get up at
+8, and from 8.30 to 9 I will examine and
+control my brain, and so my life will at
+once be instantly improved out of recognition'&#8212;that
+man is destined to unpleasant
+surprises. Progress will be slow.
+Progress may appear to be quite rapid at
+first, and then a period of futility may set
+in, and the would-be vanquisher of his
+brain may suffer a series of the most
+deadly defeats. And in his pessimism
+he may imagine that all his pains have
+gone for nothing, and that the unserious
+loungers in exhibition gardens and
+readers of novels in parlours are in the
+right of it after all. He may even feel
+rather ashamed of himself for having
+been, as he thinks, taken in by specious
+promises, like the purchaser of a quack
+medicine.</p>
+<p>The conviction that great effort has
+been made and no progress achieved is
+the chief of the dangers that affront the
+beginner in machine-tending. It is, I
+will assert positively, in every case a
+conviction unjustified by the facts, and
+usually it is the mere result of reaction
+after fatigue, encouraged by the instinct
+for laziness. I do not think it will survive
+an impartial examination; but I know
+that a man, in order to find an excuse for
+abandoning further effort, is capable of
+convincing himself that past effort has
+yielded no fruit at all. So curious is the
+human machine. I beg every student of
+himself to consider this remark with all
+the intellectual honesty at his disposal.
+It is a grave warning.</p>
+<p>When the machine-tender observes that
+he is frequently changing his point of
+view; when he notices that what he
+regarded as the kernel of the difficulty
+yesterday has sunk to a triviality to-day,
+being replaced by a fresh phenomenon;
+when he arises one morning and by means
+of a new, unexpected glimpse into the
+recesses of the machine perceives that
+hitherto he has been quite wrong and
+must begin again; when he wonders how
+on earth he could have been so blind
+and so stupid as not to see what now he
+sees; when the new vision is veiled by
+new disappointments and narrowed by
+continual reservations; when he is overwhelmed
+by the complexity of his undertaking&#8212;then
+let him unhearten himself,
+for he is succeeding. The history of
+success in any art&#8212;and machine-tending
+is an art&#8212;is a history of recommencements,
+of the dispersal and reforming of
+doubts, of an ever-increasing conception
+of the extent of the territory unconquered,
+and an ever-decreasing conception of the
+extent of the territory conquered.</p>
+<p>It is remarkable that, though no enterprise
+could possibly present more diverse
+and changeful excitements than the
+mastering of the brain, the second great
+danger which threatens its ultimate
+success is nothing but a mere drying-up
+of enthusiasm for it! One would have
+thought that in an affair which concerned
+him so nearly, in an affair whose results
+might be in a very strict sense vital to
+him, in an affair upon which his happiness
+and misery might certainly turn, a
+man would not weary from sheer tedium.
+Nevertheless, it is so. Again and again I
+have noticed the abandonment, temporary
+or permanent, of this mighty and thrilling
+enterprise from simple lack of interest.
+And I imagine that, in practically all cases
+save those in which an exceptional original
+force of will renders the enterprise scarcely
+necessary, the interest in it will languish
+unless it is regularly nourished from
+without. Now, the interest in it cannot
+be nourished from without by means of
+conversation with other brain-tamers.
+There are certain things which may not
+be discussed by sanely organised people;
+and this is one. The affair is too intimate,
+and it is also too moral. Even after only
+a few minutes' vocalisation on this subject
+a deadly infection seems to creep into
+the air&#8212;the infection of priggishness. (Or
+am I mistaken, and do I fancy this
+horror? No; I cannot believe that I
+am mistaken.)</p>
+<p>Hence the nourishment must be obtained
+by reading; a little reading every day.
+I suppose there are some thousands of
+authors who have written with more or
+less sincerity on the management of the
+human machine. But the two which, for
+me, stand out easily above all the rest
+are Marcus Aurelius Antoninus and
+Epictetus. Not much has been discovered
+since their time. 'The perfecting
+of life is a power residing in
+the soul,' wrote Marcus Aurelius in the
+ninth book of <i>To Himself</i>, over seventeen
+hundred years ago. Marcus Aurelius
+is assuredly regarded as the greatest of
+writers in the human machine school, and
+not to read him daily is considered by
+many to be a bad habit. As a confession
+his work stands alone. But as a practical
+'Bradshaw' of existence, I would put the
+discourses of Epictetus before M. Aurelius.
+Epictetus is grosser; he will call you a
+blockhead as soon as look at you; he
+is witty, he is even humorous, and he
+never wanders far away from the incidents
+of daily life. He is brimming over with
+actuality for readers of the year 1908.
+He was a freed slave. M. Aurelius was
+an emperor, and he had the morbidity
+from which all emperors must suffer. A
+finer soul than Epictetus, he is not, in my
+view, so useful a companion. Not all of
+us can breathe freely in his atmosphere.
+Nevertheless, he is of course to be read,
+and re-read continually. When you have
+gone through Epictetus&#8212;a single page or
+paragraph per day, well masticated and
+digested, suffices&#8212;you can go through
+M. Aurelius, and then you can return to
+Epictetus, and so on, morning by morning,
+or night by night, till your life's end.
+And they will conserve your interest in
+yourself.</p>
+<p>In the matter of concentration, I hesitate
+to recommend Mrs. Annie Besant's
+<i>Thought Power</i>, and yet I should be
+possibly unjust if I did not recommend
+it, having regard to its immense influence
+on myself. It is not one of the best
+books of this astounding woman. It is
+addressed to theosophists, and can only
+be completely understood in the light of
+theosophistic doctrines. (To grasp it all
+I found myself obliged to study a much
+larger work dealing with theosophy as a
+whole.) It contains an appreciable
+quantity of what strikes me as feeble
+sentimentalism, and also a lot of sheer
+dogma. But it is the least unsatisfactory
+manual of the brain that I have
+met with. And if the profane reader
+ignores all that is either Greek or twaddle
+to him, there will yet remain for his
+advantage a vast amount of very sound
+information and advice. All these three
+books are cheap.</p>
+<hr style="height: 2px; width: 45%;" />
+<a name="XIV"></a>
+<h2>XIV</h2>
+<h2>A MAN AND HIS ENVIRONMENT</h2>
+<br />
+<p>I now come to an entirely different aspect
+of the whole subject. Hitherto I have
+dealt with the human machine as a contrivance
+for adapting the man to his
+environment. My aim has been to show
+how much depends on the machine and
+how little depends on the environment,
+and that the essential business of the
+machine is to utilise, for making the stuff
+of life, the particular environment in
+which it happens to find itself&#8212;and no
+other! All this, however, does not imply
+that one must accept, fatalistically and
+permanently and passively, any preposterous
+environment into which destiny
+has chanced to throw us. If we carry
+far enough the discipline of our brains,
+we can, no doubt, arrive at surprisingly
+good results in no matter what environment.
+But it would not be 'right reason'
+to expend an excessive amount of will-power
+on brain-discipline when a slighter
+effort in a different direction would produce
+consequences more felicitous. A
+man whom fate had pitched into a canal
+might accomplish miracles in the way of
+rendering himself amphibian; he might
+stagger the world by the spectacle of his
+philosophy under amazing difficulties;
+people might pay sixpence a head to
+come and see him; but he would be
+less of a nincompoop if he climbed out
+and arranged to live definitely on the
+bank.</p>
+<p>The advantage of an adequate study of
+the control of the machine, such as I have
+outlined, is that it enables the student
+to judge, with some certainty, whether
+the unsatisfactoriness of his life is caused
+by a disordered machine or by an environment
+for which the machine is, in its
+fundamental construction, unsuitable. It
+does help him to decide justly whether,
+in the case of a grave difference between
+them, he, or the rest of the universe, is
+in the wrong. And also, if he decides
+that he is not in the wrong, it helps him
+to choose a new environment, or to modify
+the old, upon some scientific principle.
+The vast majority of people never know,
+with any precision, why they are dissatisfied
+with their sojourn on this planet. They
+make long and fatiguing excursions in
+search of precious materials which all the
+while are concealed in their own breasts.
+They don't know what they want; they
+only know that they want something.
+Or, if they contrive to settle in their own
+minds what they do want, a hundred to
+one the obtaining of it will leave them
+just as far off contentment as they were
+at the beginning! This is a matter of
+daily observation: that people are frantically
+engaged in attempting to get hold
+of things which, by universal experience,
+are hideously disappointing to those who
+have obtained possession of them. And
+still the struggle goes on, and probably
+will go on. All because brains are lying
+idle! 'It is no trifle that is at stake,'
+said Epictetus as to the question of control
+of instinct by reason. '<i>It means, Are
+you in your senses or are you not</i>?' In
+this significance, indubitably the vast
+majority of people are not in their senses;
+otherwise they would not behave as
+they do, so vaguely, so happy-go-luckily,
+so blindly. But the man whose brain is
+in working order emphatically <i>is</i> in his
+senses.</p>
+<p>And when a man, by means of the
+efficiency of his brain, has put his reason
+in definite command over his instincts,
+he at once sees things in a truer perspective
+than was before possible, and therefore
+he is able to set a just value upon the
+various parts which go to make up his
+environment. If, for instance, he lives
+in London, and is aware of constant
+friction, he will be led to examine the
+claims of London as a Mecca for intelligent
+persons. He may say to himself:
+'There is something wrong, and the seat
+of trouble is not in the machine. London
+compels me to tolerate dirt, darkness,
+ugliness, strain, tedious daily journeyings,
+and general expensiveness. What does
+London give me in exchange?' And he
+may decide that, as London offers him
+nothing special in exchange except the
+glamour of London and an occasional
+seat at a good concert or a bad play,
+he may get a better return for his expenditure
+of brains, nerves, and money in
+the provinces. He may perceive, with
+a certain French novelist, that 'most
+people of truly distinguished mind prefer
+the provinces.' And he may then actually,
+in obedience to reason, quit the deceptions
+of London with a tranquil heart, sure of
+his diagnosis. Whereas a man who had
+not devoted much time to the care of his
+mental machinery could not screw himself
+up to the step, partly from lack of
+resolution, and partly because he had
+never examined the sources of his unhappiness.
+A man who, not having full
+control of his machine, is consistently
+dissatisfied with his existence, is like a
+man who is being secretly poisoned and
+cannot decide with what or by whom.
+And so he has no middle course between
+absolute starvation and a continuance of
+poisoning.</p>
+<p>As with the environment of place, so
+with the environment of individuals.
+Most friction between individuals is
+avoidable friction; sometimes, however,
+friction springs from such deep causes
+that no skill in the machine can do away
+with it. But how is the man whose
+brain is not in command of his existence
+to judge whether the unpleasantness can
+be cured or not, whether it arises in himself
+or in the other? He simply cannot
+judge. Whereas a man who keeps his
+brain for use and not for idle amusement
+will, when he sees that friction persists in
+spite of his brain, be so clearly impressed
+by the advisability of separation as the
+sole cure that he will steel himself to the
+effort necessary for a separation. One
+of the chief advantages of an efficient
+brain is that an efficient brain is capable
+of acting with firmness and resolution,
+partly, of course, because it has been
+toned up, but more because its operations
+are not confused by the interference of
+mere instincts.</p>
+<p>Thirdly, there is the environment of
+one's general purpose in life, which is, I
+feel convinced, far more often hopelessly
+wrong and futile than either the environment
+of situation or the environment of
+individuals. I will be bold enough to say
+that quite seventy per cent. of ambition
+is never realised at all, and that ninety-nine
+per cent. of all realised ambition is
+fruitless. In other words, that a gigantic
+sacrifice of the present to the future is
+always going on. And here again the
+utility of brain-discipline is most strikingly
+shown. A man whose first business it is
+every day to concentrate his mind on the
+proper performance of that particular day,
+must necessarily conserve his interest in
+the present. It is impossible that his
+perspective should become so warped that
+he will devote, say, fifty-five years of his
+career to problematical preparations for
+his comfort and his glory during the final
+ten years. A man whose brain is his
+servant, and not his lady-help or his pet
+dog, will be in receipt of such daily
+content and satisfaction that he will
+early ask himself the question: 'As for
+this ambition that is eating away my
+hours, what will it give me that I have
+not already got?' Further, the steady
+development of interest in the hobby
+(call it!) of common-sense daily living
+will act as an automatic test of any
+ambition. If an ambition survives and
+flourishes on the top of that daily cultivation
+of the machine, then the owner of
+the ambition may be sure that it is a
+genuine and an invincible ambition, and
+he may pursue it in full faith; his developed
+care for the present will prevent
+him from making his ambition an altar
+on which the whole of the present is to be
+offered up.</p>
+<p>I shall be told that I want to do away
+with ambition, and that ambition is the
+great motive-power of existence, and that
+therefore I am an enemy of society and
+the truth is not in me. But I do not
+want to do away with ambition. What
+I say is that current ambitions usually
+result in disappointment, that they usually
+mean the complete distortion of a life.
+This is an incontestable fact, and
+the reason of it is that ambitions are
+chosen either without knowledge of their
+real value or without knowledge of what
+they will cost. A disciplined brain will
+at once show the unnecessariness of most
+ambitions, and will ensure that the remainder
+shall be conducted with reason.
+It will also convince its possessor that the
+ambition to live strictly according to the
+highest common sense during the next
+twenty-four hours is an ambition that
+needs a lot of beating.</p>
+<hr style="height: 2px; width: 45%;" />
+<a name="XV"></a>
+<h2>XV</h2>
+<h2>L.S.D.</h2>
+<br />
+<p>Anybody who really wishes to talk simple
+truth about money at the present time
+is confronted by a very serious practical
+difficulty. He must put himself in
+opposition to the overwhelming body of
+public opinion, and resign himself to being
+regarded either as a <i>poseur</i>, a crank, or a
+fool. The public is in search of happiness
+now, as it was a million years ago. Money
+is not the principal factor in happiness.
+It may be argued whether, as a factor
+in happiness, money is of twentieth-rate
+importance or fiftieth-rate importance.
+But it cannot be argued whether money,
+in point of fact, does or does not of itself
+bring happiness. There can be no doubt
+whatever that money does not bring
+happiness. Yet, in face of this incontrovertible
+and universal truth, the whole
+public behaves exactly as if money were
+the sole or the principal preliminary to
+happiness. The public does not reason,
+and it will not listen to reason; its blood
+is up in the money-hunt, and the philosopher
+might as well expostulate with an
+earthquake as try to take that public by
+the button-hole and explain. If a man
+sacrifices his interest under the will of
+some dead social tyrant in order to marry
+whom he wishes, if an English minister
+of religion declines twenty-five thousand
+dollars a year to go into exile and preach
+to New York millionaires, the phenomenon
+is genuinely held to be so astounding that
+it at once flies right round the world in the
+form of exclamatory newspaper articles!
+In an age when such an attitude towards
+money is sincere, it is positively dangerous&#8212;I
+doubt if it may not be harmful&#8212;to
+persist with loud obstinacy that money,
+instead of being the greatest, is the least
+thing in the world. In times of high
+military excitement a man may be
+ostracised if not lynched for uttering
+opinions which everybody will accept as
+truisms a couple of years later, and thus
+the wise philosopher holds his tongue&#8212;lest
+it should be cut out. So at the
+zenith of a period when the possession of
+money in absurd masses is an infallible
+means to the general respect, I have no
+intention either of preaching or of practising
+quite all that I privately
+in the matter of riches.</p>
+<p>It was not always thus. Though there
+have been previous ages as lustful for
+wealth and ostentation as our own, there
+have also been ages when money-getting
+and millionaire-envying were not the
+sole preoccupations of the average man.
+And such an age will undoubtedly succeed
+to ours. Few things would surprise me
+less, in social life, than the upspringing of
+some anti-luxury movement, the formation
+of some league or guild among the
+middling classes (where alone intellect is
+to be found in quantity), the members of
+which would bind themselves to stand aloof
+from all the great, silly, banal, ugly, and
+tedious <i>luxe</i>-activities of the time and
+not to spend more than a certain sum
+per annum on eating, drinking, covering
+their bodies, and being moved about like
+parcels from one spot of the earth's surface
+to another. Such a movement would, and
+will, help towards the formation of an
+opinion which would condemn lavish
+expenditure on personal satisfactions as
+bad form. However, the shareholders
+of grand hotels, restaurants, and race-courses
+of all sorts, together with popular
+singers and barristers, etc., need feel no
+immediate alarm. The movement is not
+yet.</p>
+<p>As touching the effect of money on the
+efficient ordering of the human machine,
+there is happily no necessity to inform
+those who have begun to interest themselves
+in the conduct of their own brains
+that money counts for very little in that
+paramount affair. Nothing that really
+helps towards perfection costs more than
+is within the means of every person who
+reads these pages. The expenses connected
+with daily meditation, with the
+building-up of mental habits, with the
+practice of self-control and of cheerfulness,
+with the enthronement of reason
+over the rabble of primeval instincts&#8212;these
+expenses are really, you know,
+trifling. And whether you get that well-deserved
+rise of a pound a week or whether
+you don't, you may anyhow go ahead
+with the machine; it isn't a motor-car,
+though I started by comparing it to one.
+And even when, having to a certain
+extent mastered, through sensible management
+of the machine, the art of achieving
+a daily content and dignity, you come to
+the embroidery of life&#8212;even the best
+embroidery of life is not absolutely
+ruinous. Meat may go up in price&#8212;it
+has done&#8212;but books won't. Admission
+to picture galleries and concerts and so
+forth will remain quite low. The views
+from Richmond Hill or Hindhead, or
+along Pall Mall at sunset, the smell of
+the earth, the taste of fruit and of kisses&#8212;these
+things are unaffected by the
+machinations of trusts and the hysteria
+of stock exchanges. Travel, which after
+books is the finest of all embroideries
+(and which is not to be valued by the
+mile but by the quality), is decidedly
+cheaper than ever it was. All that is
+required is ingenuity in one's expenditure.
+And much ingenuity with a little money
+is vastly more profitable and amusing
+than much money without ingenuity.</p>
+<p>And all the while as you read this you
+are saying, with your impatient sneer:
+'It's all very well; it's all very fine
+talking, <i>but</i> ...' In brief, you are not
+convinced. You cannot deracinate that
+wide-rooted dogma within your soul that
+more money means more joy. I regret
+it. But let me put one question, and
+let me ask you to answer it honestly.
+Your financial means are greater now
+than they used to be. Are you happier or
+less discontented than you used to be?
+Taking your existence day by day, hour
+by hour, judging it by the mysterious
+<i>feel</i> (in the chest) of responsibilities,
+worries, positive joys and satisfactions,
+are you genuinely happier than you used
+to be?</p>
+<p>I do not wish to be misunderstood.
+The financial question cannot be ignored.
+If it is true that money does not bring
+happiness, it is no less true that the
+lack of money induces a state of affairs
+in which efficient living becomes doubly
+difficult. These two propositions, superficially
+perhaps self-contradictory, are not
+really so. A modest income suffices for
+the fullest realisation of the Ego in terms
+of content and dignity; but you must live
+within it. You cannot righteously ignore
+money. A man, for instance, who cultivates
+himself and instructs a family of
+daughters in everything except the ability
+to earn their own livelihood, and then has
+the impudence to die suddenly without
+leaving a penny&#8212;that man is a scoundrel.
+Ninety&#8212;or should I say ninety-nine?&#8212;per
+cent. of all those anxieties which
+render proper living almost impossible
+are caused by the habit of walking on the
+edge of one's income as one might walk
+on the edge of a precipice. The majority
+of Englishmen have some financial worry
+or other continually, everlastingly at the
+back of their minds. The sacrifice necessary
+to abolish this condition of things
+is more apparent than real. All spending
+is a matter of habit.</p>
+<p>Speaking generally, a man can contrive,
+out of an extremely modest income, to
+have all that he needs&#8212;unless he needs
+the esteem of snobs. Habit may, and
+habit usually does, make it just as difficult
+to keep a family on two thousand a
+year as on two hundred. I suppose that
+for the majority of men the suspension
+of income for a single month would mean
+either bankruptcy, the usurer, or acute
+inconvenience. Impossible, under such
+circumstances, to be in full and independent
+possession of one's immortal
+soul! Hence I should be inclined to say
+that the first preliminary to a proper
+control of the machine is the habit of
+spending decidedly less than one earns
+or receives. The veriest automaton of a
+clerk ought to have the wherewithal of a
+whole year as a shield against the caprices
+of his employer. It would be as reasonable
+to expect the inhabitants of an unfortified
+city in the midst of a plain
+occupied by a hostile army to apply
+themselves successfully to the study of
+logarithms or metaphysics, as to expect
+a man without a year's income in his safe
+to apply himself successfully to the true
+art of living.</p>
+<p>And the whole secret of relative freedom
+from financial anxiety lies not in income,
+but in expenditure. I am ashamed to
+utter this antique platitude. But, like
+most aphorisms of unassailable wisdom,
+it is completely ignored. You say, of
+course, that it is not easy to leave a
+margin between your expenditure and your
+present income. I know it. I fraternally
+shake your hand. Still it is, in most
+cases, far easier to lessen one's expenditure
+than to increase one's income without
+increasing one's expenditure. The alternative
+is before you. However you
+decide, be assured that the foundation of
+philosophy is a margin, and that the
+margin can always be had.</p>
+<hr style="height: 2px; width: 45%;" />
+<a name="XVI"></a>
+<h2>XVI</h2>
+<h2>REASON, REASON!</h2>
+<br />
+<p>In conclusion, I must insist upon several
+results of what I may call the 'intensive
+culture' of the reason. The brain will
+not only grow more effectively powerful
+in the departments of life where the brain
+is supposed specially to work, but it will
+also enlarge the circle of its activities.
+It will assuredly interfere in everything.
+The student of himself must necessarily
+conduct his existence more and more
+according to the views of his brain. This
+will be most salutary and agreeable both
+for himself and for the rest of the world.
+You object. You say it will be a pity
+when mankind refers everything to reason.
+You talk about the heart. You envisage
+an entirely reasonable existence as a
+harsh and callous existence. Not so.
+When the reason and the heart come into
+conflict the heart is invariably wrong.
+I do not say that the reason is always
+entirely right, but I do say that it is
+always less wrong than the heart. The
+empire of the reason is not universal, but
+within its empire reason is supreme, and
+if other forces challenge it on its own soil
+they must take the consequences. Nearly
+always, when the heart opposes the brain,
+the heart is merely a pretty name which
+we give to our idleness and our egotism.</p>
+<p>We pass along the Strand and see a
+respectable young widow standing in the
+gutter, with a baby in her arms and a
+couple of boxes of matches in one hand.
+We know she is a widow because of her
+weeds, and we know she is respectable by
+her clothes. We know she is not begging
+because she is selling matches. The sight
+of her in the gutter pains our heart. Our
+heart weeps and gives the woman a penny
+in exchange for a halfpenny box of
+matches, and the pain of our heart is
+thereby assuaged. Our heart has performed
+a good action. But later on
+our reason (unfortunately asleep at the
+moment) wakes up and says: 'That baby
+was hired; the weeds and matches merely
+a dodge. The whole affair was a spectacle
+got up to extract money from a fool like
+you. It is as mechanical as a penny in
+the slot. Instead of relieving distress you
+have simply helped to perpetuate an
+infamous system. You ought to know
+that you can't do good in that offhand
+way.' The heart gives pennies in the
+street. The brain runs the Charity
+Organisation Society. Of course, to give
+pennies in the street is much less trouble
+than to run the C.O.S. As a method
+of producing a quick, inexpensive, and
+pleasing effect on one's egotism the C.O.S.
+is simply not in it with this dodge of giving
+pennies at random, without inquiry.
+Only&#8212;which of the two devices ought to
+be accused of harshness and callousness?
+Which of them is truly kind? I bring
+forward the respectable young widow as
+a sample case of the Heart <i>v</i>. Brain conflict.
+All other cases are the same. The brain
+is always more kind than the heart; the
+brain is always more willing than the
+heart to put itself to a great deal of
+trouble for a very little reward; the brain
+always does the difficult, unselfish thing,
+and the heart always does the facile,
+showy thing. Naturally the result of
+the brain's activity on society is always
+more advantageous than the result of
+the heart's activity.</p>
+<p>Another point. I have tried to show
+that, if the reason is put in command of
+the feelings, it is impossible to assume
+an attitude of blame towards any person
+whatsoever for any act whatsoever. The
+habit of blaming must depart absolutely.
+It is no argument against this statement
+that it involves anarchy and the demolition
+of society. Even if it did (which
+emphatically it does not), that would not
+affect its truth. All great truths have
+been assailed on the ground that to accept
+them meant the end of everything. As
+if that mattered! As I make no claim
+to be the discoverer of this truth I have
+no hesitation in announcing it to be one
+of the most important truths that the
+world has yet to learn. However, the
+real reason why many people object to
+this truth is not because they think it
+involves the utter demolition of society
+(fear of the utter demolition of society
+never stopped any one from doing or
+believing anything, and never will), but
+because they say to themselves that if
+they can't blame they can't praise. And
+they do so like praising! If they are so
+desperately fond of praising, it is a pity
+that they don't praise a little more!
+There can be no doubt that the average
+man blames much more than he praises.
+His instinct is to blame. If he is satisfied
+he says nothing; if he is not, he most
+illogically kicks up a row. So that even
+if the suppression of blame involved the
+suppression of praise the change would
+certainly be a change for the better. But
+I can perceive no reason why the suppression
+of blame should involve the suppression
+of praise. On the contrary, I think
+that the habit of praising should be
+fostered. (I do not suggest the occasional
+use of trowels, but the regular use
+of salt-spoons.) Anyhow, the triumph
+of the brain over the natural instincts
+(in an ideally organised man the brain
+and the natural instincts will never have
+even a tiff) always means the ultimate
+triumph of kindness.</p>
+<p>And, further, the culture of the brain,
+the constant disciplinary exercise of the
+reasoning faculty, means the diminution
+of misdeeds. (Do not imagine I am
+hinting that you are on the verge of
+murdering your wife or breaking into
+your neighbour's house. Although you
+personally are guiltless, there is a good
+deal of sin still committed in your immediate
+vicinity.) Said Balzac in <i>La
+Cousine Bette</i>, 'A crime is in the first
+instance a defect of reasoning powers.'
+In the appreciation of this truth, Marcus
+Aurelius was, as usual, a bit beforehand
+with Balzac. M. Aurelius said, 'No soul
+wilfully misses truth.' And Epictetus
+had come to the same conclusion before
+M. Aurelius, and Plato before Epictetus.
+All wrong-doing is done in the sincere
+belief that it is the best thing to do.
+Whatever sin a man does he does either
+for his own benefit or for the benefit
+of society. At the moment of doing it
+he is convinced that it is the only thing
+to do. He is mistaken. And he is mistaken
+because his brain has been unequal
+to the task of reasoning the matter out.
+Passion (the heart) is responsible for all
+crimes. Indeed, crime is simply a convenient
+monosyllable which we apply
+to what happens when the brain and the
+heart come into conflict and the brain is
+defeated. That transaction of the matches
+was a crime, you know.</p>
+<p>Lastly, the culture of the brain must
+result in the habit of originally examining
+all the phenomena of life and conduct,
+to see what they really are, and to what
+they lead. The heart hates progress,
+because the dear old thing always wants
+to do as has always been done. The
+heart is convinced that custom is a virtue.
+The heart of the dirty working man rebels
+when the State insists that he shall be
+clean, for no other reason than that it is
+his custom to be dirty. Useless to tell
+his heart that, clean, he will live longer!
+He has been dirty and he will be. The
+brain alone is the enemy of prejudice and
+precedent, which alone are the enemies
+of progress. And this habit of originally
+examining phenomena is perhaps the
+greatest factor that goes to the making
+of personal dignity; for it fosters reliance
+on one's self and courage to accept the
+consequences of the act of reasoning.
+Reason is the basis of personal dignity.</p>
+<p>I finish. I have said nothing of the
+modifications which the constant use of
+the brain will bring about in the <i>general
+value of existence</i>. Modifications slow and
+subtle, but tremendous! The persevering
+will discover them. It will happen
+to the persevering that their whole lives
+are changed&#8212;texture and colour, too!
+Naught will happen to those who do not
+persevere.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;">THE END</p>
+<br />
+<h6>Printed by T. and A. CONSTABLE, Printers to His Majesty
+at the Edinburgh University Press.</h6>
+
+<div>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 12811 ***</div>
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