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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 12784 ***
+
+_To be completed in 12 volumes, 3s. 6d. each_.
+
+THE PROSE WORKS
+
+OF
+
+JONATHAN SWIFT, D.D.
+
+EDITED BY
+
+TEMPLE SCOTT
+
+VOL. I. A TALE OF A TUB AND OTHER EARLY WORKS.
+Edited by TEMPLE SCOTT. With a biographical introduction by
+W.E.H. LECKY, M.P. With Portrait and Facsimiles.
+
+VOL. II. THE JOURNAL TO STELLA.
+Edited by FREDERICK RYLAND, M.A.
+With two Portraits of Stella and a Facsimile of one of the Letters.
+
+VOLS. III. & IV. WRITINGS ON RELIGION AND THE CHURCH.
+Edited by TEMPLE SCOTT.
+With Portraits and Facsimiles of Title-pages.
+
+VOL. V. HISTORICAL AND POLITICAL TRACTS--ENGLISH.
+Edited by TEMPLE SCOTT.
+With Portrait and Facsimiles of Title-pages.
+
+VOL. VI. THE DRAPIER'S LETTERS.
+Edited by TEMPLE SCOTT.
+With Portrait, Reproductions of Wood's Coinage,
+and Facsimiles of Title pages.
+
+VOL. VIII. GULLIVER'S TRAVELS.
+Edited by G. RAVENSCROFT DENNIS.
+With Portrait, Maps and Facsimiles.
+
+VOL. IX. CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE "EXAMINER," "TATLER," "SPECTATOR," &c.
+Edited by TEMPLE SCOTT.
+With Portrait.
+
+VOL. X. HISTORICAL WRITINGS.
+Edited by TEMPLE SCOTT.
+With Portrait.
+
+_To be followed by:_
+
+VOL. VII. HISTORICAL AND POLITICAL TRACTS--IRISH.
+
+VOL. XI. LITERARY ESSAYS.
+
+VOL. XII. BIBLIOGRAPHY AND INDEX TO COMPLETE WORKS.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+LONDON: GEORGE BELL AND SONS.
+
+BOHN'S STANDARD LIBRARY
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE PROSE WORKS OF JONATHAN SWIFT
+VOL. VI
+
+GEORGE BELL AND SONS
+
+LONDON: YORK ST. COVENT GARDEN
+CAMBRIDGE: DEIGHTON, BELL & CO.
+NEW YORK: THE MACMILLAN CO.
+BOMBAY: A.H. WHEELER & CO.
+
+
+[Illustration: Jonathan Swift from a painting in the National Gallery
+of Ireland once in the possession of judge Berwick and ascribed to
+Francis Bindon]
+
+
+
+THE PROSE WORKS
+
+OF
+
+JONATHAN SWIFT, D.D.
+
+EDITED BY
+
+TEMPLE SCOTT
+
+VOL. VI
+
+THE DRAPIER'S LETTERS
+
+LONDON
+
+GEORGE BELL AND SONS
+
+1903
+
+CHISWICK PRESS CHARLES WHITTINGHAM AND CO
+TOOKS COURT, CHANCERY LANE, LONDON
+
+
+
+INTRODUCTION
+
+In 1714 Swift left England for Ireland, disappointed, distressed, and
+worn out with anxiety in the service of the Harley Ministry. On his
+installation as Dean of St. Patrick's he had been received in Dublin
+with jeering and derision. He had even been mocked at in his walks
+abroad. In 1720, however, he entered for the second time the field of
+active political polemics, and began with renewed energy the series of
+writings which not only placed him at the head and front of the
+political writers of the day, but secured for him a place in the
+affections of the people of Ireland--a place which has been kept sacred
+to him even to the present time. A visitor to the city of Dublin
+desirous of finding his way to St. Patrick's Cathedral need but to ask
+for the Dean's Church, and he will be understood. There is only one
+Dean, and he wrote the "Drapier's Letters." The joy of the people of
+Dublin on the withdrawal of Wood's Patent found such permanent
+expression, that it has descended as oral tradition, and what was
+omitted from the records of Parliament and the proceedings of Clubs and
+Associations founded in the Drapier's honour, has been embalmed in the
+hearts of the people, whose love he won, and whose homage it was ever
+his pride to accept.
+
+The spirit of Swift which Grattan invoked had, even in Grattan's time,
+power to stir hearts to patriotic enthusiasm. That spirit has not died
+out yet, and the Irish people still find it seasonable and refreshing to
+be awakened by it to a true sense of the dignity and majesty of
+Ireland's place in the British Empire.
+
+A dispassionate student of the condition of Ireland between the years
+of Swift's birth and death--between, say, 1667 and 1745--could rise from
+that study in no unprejudiced mood. It would be difficult for him to
+avoid the conclusion that the government of Ireland by England had not
+only degraded the people of the vassal nation, but had proved a disgrace
+and a stigma on the ruling nation. It was a government of the masses by
+the classes, for no other than selfish ends. It ended, as all such
+governments must inevitably end, in impoverishing the people, in
+wholesale emigration, in starvation and even death, in revolt, and in
+fostering among those who remained, and among those whom circumstances
+exiled, the dangerous spirit of resentment and rebellion which is the
+outcome of the sense of injustice. It has also served, even to this day,
+to give vitality to those associations that have from time to time
+arisen in Ireland for the object of realizing that country's
+self-government.
+
+It may be argued that the people of Ireland of that time justified
+Swift's petition when he prayed to be removed from "this land of slaves,
+where all are fools and all are knaves"; but that is no justification
+for the injustice. The injustice from which Ireland suffered was a fact.
+Its existence was resented with all the indignation with which an
+emotional and spiritual people will always resent material obstructions
+to the free play of what they feel to be their best powers.
+
+There were no leaders at the time who could see this, and seeing it,
+enforce its truth on the dull English mind to move it to saner methods
+of dealing with this people. Nor were there any who could order the
+resentment into battalions of fighting men to give point to the demands
+for equal rights with their English fellow-subjects.
+
+Had Swift been an Irishman by nature as he was by birth, it might have
+been otherwise; but Swift was an Irishman by accident, and only became
+an Irish patriot by reason of the humanity in him which found indignant
+and permanent expression against oppression. Swift's indignation
+against the selfish hypocrisy of his fellow-men was the cry from the
+pain which the sight of man's inhumanity to man inflicted on his
+sensitive and truth-loving nature. The folly and baseness of his
+fellow-creatures stung him, as he once wrote to Pope, "to perfect rage
+and resentment." Turn where he would, he found either the knave as the
+slave driver, or the slave as a fool, and the latter became even a
+willing sacrifice. His indignation at the one was hardly greater than
+his contempt for the other, and his different feelings found trenchant
+expression in such writings as the "Drapier's Letters," the "Modest
+Proposal," and "Gulliver's Travels."
+
+It has been argued that the _saeva indignatio_ which lacerated his heart
+was the passion of a mad man. To argue thus seems to us to misunderstand
+entirely the peculiar qualities of Swift's nature. It was not the mad
+man that made the passion; it was rather the passion that made the man
+mad. As we understand him, it seems to us that Swift's was an eminently
+majestic spirit, moved by the tenderest of human sympathies, and capable
+of ennobling love--a creature born to rule and to command, but with all
+the noble qualities which go to make a ruler loved. It happened that
+circumstances placed him early in his career into poverty and servitude.
+He extricated himself from both in time; but his liberation was due to
+an assertion of his best powers, and not to a dissimulation of them. Had
+he been less honest, he might have risen to a position of great power,
+but it would have been at the price of those very qualities which made
+him the great man he was. That assertion cost him his natural vocation,
+and Swift lived on to rage in the narrow confines of a Dublin Deanery
+House. He might have flourished as the greatest of English statesmen--he
+became instead a monster, a master-scourger of men, pitiless to them as
+they had been blind to him. But monster and master-scourger as he proved
+himself, he always took the side of the oppressed as against the
+oppressor. The impulse which sent him abroad collecting guineas for
+"poor Harrison" was the same impulse which moved him in his study at the
+Deanery to write as "M.B. Drapier." On this latter occasion, however, he
+also had an opportunity to lay bare the secret springs of oppression, an
+opportunity which he was not the man to let go by.
+
+No doubt Swift was not quite disinterested in the motives which prompted
+him to enter the political arena for the second time. He hated the
+Walpole Ministry in power; he resented his exile in a country whose
+people he despised; and he scorned the men who, while they feared him,
+had yet had the power to prevent his advancement. But, allowing for
+these personal incentives, there was in Swift such a large sympathy for
+the degraded condition of the Irish people, such a tender solicitude for
+their best welfare, and such a deep-seated zeal for their betterment,
+that, in measuring to him his share in the title of patriot, we cannot
+but admit that what we may call his public spirit far outweighed his
+private spleen. Above all things Swift loved liberty, integrity,
+sincerity and justice; and if it be that it was his love for these,
+rather than his love for the country, which inspired him to patriotic
+efforts, who shall say that he does not still deserve well of us. If a
+patriot be a man who nobly teaches a people to become aware of its
+highest functions as a nation, then was Swift a great patriot, and he
+better deserves that title than many who have been accorded it.
+
+The matter of Wood's Halfpence was a trivial one in itself; but it was
+just that kind of a matter which Swift must instantly have appreciated
+as the happiest for his purpose. It was a matter which appealed to the
+commonest news-boy on the street, and its meaning once made plain, the
+principle which gave vitality to the meaning was ready for enunciation
+and was assured of intelligent acceptance. In writing the "Drapier's
+Letters," he had, to use his own words, seasonably raised a spirit
+among the Irish people, and that spirit he continued to refresh, until
+when he told them in his Fourth Letter, "by the Laws of God, of Nature,
+of Nations, and of your Country, you are, and ought to be, as free a
+people as your brethren in England," the country rose as one man to the
+appeal. Neither the suavities of Carteret nor the intrigues of Walpole
+had any chance against the set opposition which met them. The question
+to be settled was taken away from the consideration of ministers, and
+out of the seclusion of Cabinets into the hands of the People, and
+before the public eye. There was but one way in which it could be
+settled--the way of the people's will--and it went that way. It does not
+at all matter that Walpole finally had his way--that the King's mistress
+pocketed her _douceur_, and that Wood retired satisfied with the ample
+compensation allowed him. What does matter is that, for the first time
+in Irish History, a spirit of national life was breathed into an almost
+denationalized people. Beneath the lean and starved ribs of death Swift
+planted a soul; it is for this that Irishmen will ever revere his
+memory.
+
+In the composition of the "Letters" Swift had set himself a task
+peculiarly fitting to his genius. Those qualities of mind which enabled
+him to enter into the habits of the lives of footmen, servants, and
+lackeys found an even more congenial freedom of play here. His knowledge
+of human nature was so profound that he instinctively touched the right
+keys, playing on the passions of the common people with a deftness far
+surpassing in effect the acquired skill of the mere master of oratory.
+He ordered his arguments and framed their language, so that his readers
+responded with almost passionate enthusiasm to the call he made upon
+them. Allied to his gift of intellectual sympathy with his kind was a
+consummate ability in expression, into which he imparted the fullest
+value of the intended meaning. His thought lost nothing in its
+statement. Writing as he did from the point of view of a tradesman, to
+the shopkeepers, farmers, and common people of Ireland, his business was
+to speak with them as if he were one of them. He had already laid bare
+their grievances caused by the selfish legislation of the English
+Parliament, which had ruined Irish manufactures; he had written grimly
+of the iniquitous laws which had destroyed the woollen trade of the
+country; he had not forgotten the condition of the people as he saw it
+on his journeys from Dublin to Cork--a condition which he was later to
+reveal in the most terrible of his satirical tracts--and he realized
+with almost personal anguish the degradation of the people brought about
+by the rapacity and selfishness of a class which governed with no
+thought of ultimate consequences, and with no apparent understanding of
+what justice implied. It was left for him to precipitate his private
+opinion and public spirit in such form as would arouse the nation to a
+sense of self-respect, if not to a pitch of resentment. The "Drapier's
+Letters" was the reagent that accomplished both.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The editor takes this opportunity to express his thanks and obligations
+to Mr. G.R. Dennis, to Mr. W. Spencer Jackson, to the late Colonel F.R.
+Grant, to Mr. C. Litton Falkiner of Killiney, and to Mr. O'Donoghue of
+Dublin. His acknowledgment is here also made to Mr. Strickland, of the
+National Gallery of Ireland, to whose kindness and learning he is
+greatly indebted.
+
+TEMPLE SCOTT.
+
+NEW YORK, _March_, 1903.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+LETTER I. TO THE SHOPKEEPERS, TRADESMEN, FARMERS, AND COMMON-PEOPLE OF
+IRELAND
+
+LETTER II. TO MR. HARDING THE PRINTER
+
+THE REPORT OF THE COMMITTEE OF THE LORDS OF HIS MAJESTY'S MOST
+HONOURABLE PRIVY-COUNCIL, IN RELATION TO MR. WOOD'S HALFPENCE AND
+FARTHINGS, ETC.
+
+LETTER III. TO THE NOBILITY AND GENTRY OF THE KINGDOM OF IRELAND
+
+LETTER IV. TO THE WHOLE PEOPLE OF IRELAND
+
+SEASONABLE ADVICE TO THE GRAND JURY, CONCERNING THE BILL PREPARING
+AGAINST THE PRINTER OF THE DRAPIER'S FOURTH LETTER
+
+LETTER V. TO THE LORD CHANCELLOR MIDDLETON
+
+LETTER VI. TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE THE LORD VISCOUNT MOLESWORTH
+
+LETTER VII. AN HUMBLE ADDRESS TO BOTH HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT
+
+APPENDIXES
+
+I. ADDRESSES TO THE KING
+
+II. REPORT OF THE ASSAY ON WOOD'S COINAGE, MADE BY SIR ISAAC NEWTON,
+EDWARD SOUTHWELL, ESQ., AND THOMAS SCROOPE, ESQ.
+
+III. TOM PUNSIBI'S DREAM
+
+IV. A LETTER FROM A FRIEND TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE ----
+
+A SECOND LETTER FROM A FRIEND TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE ----
+
+V. THE PRESENTMENT OF THE GRAND JURY OF THE COUNTY OF THE CITY OF DUBLIN
+
+VI. PROCLAMATION AGAINST THE DRAPIER
+
+VII. REPORT OF THE IRISH PRIVY COUNCIL ON WOOD'S COINAGE
+
+VIII. THE PATENTEE'S COMPUTATION OF IRELAND, IN A LETTER FROM THE
+AUTHOR OF THE "WHITEHALL EVENING POST" CONCERNING THE MAKING OF COPPER
+COIN
+
+IX. DESCRIPTIONS OF THE VARIOUS SPECIMENS OF WOOD'S COINS
+
+INDEX
+
+
+
+
+PLATES.
+
+JONATHAN SWIFT. From a painting in the National Gallery of Ireland,
+ascribed to Francis Bindon
+
+HALFPENCE AND FARTHINGS coined by William Wood, 1722 and 1723
+
+[Illustration: _Half-pence & farthings coined by William Wood, 1722 &
+1723_]
+
+
+
+
+LETTER I.
+
+TO THE SHOP-KEEPERS, TRADESMEN, FARMERS, AND COMMON-PEOPLE OF IRELAND.
+
+
+
+NOTE
+
+About the year 1720 it was generally acknowledged in Ireland that there
+was a want there of the small change, necessary in the transaction of
+petty dealings with shopkeepers and tradesmen. It has been indignantly
+denied by contemporary writers that this small change meant copper
+coins. They asserted that there was no lack of copper money, but that
+there was a great want of small silver. Be that as it may, the report
+that small change was wanting was sufficiently substantiated to the
+English government to warrant it to proceed to satisfy the want. In its
+dealings with Ireland, however, English governments appear to have
+consistently assumed that attitude which would most likely cause
+friction and arouse disturbance. In England coins for currency proceeded
+from a mint established under government supervision. In Scotland such a
+mint was specially provided for in the Act of Union. But in Ireland, the
+government acted otherwise.
+
+The Irish people had again and again begged that they should be
+permitted to establish a mint in which coins could be issued of the same
+standard and intrinsic value as those used in England. English
+parliaments, however, invariably disregarded these petitions. Instead of
+the mint the King gave grants or patents by which a private individual
+obtained the right to mint coins for the use of the inhabitants. The
+right was most often given for a handsome consideration, and held for a
+term of years. In 1660 Charles II. granted such a patent to Sir Thomas
+Armstrong, permitting him to coin farthings for twenty years. It
+appears, however, that Armstrong never actually coined the farthings,
+although he had gone to the expense of establishing a costly plant for
+the purpose.
+
+Small copper coins becoming scarce, several individuals, without
+permission, issued tokens; but the practice was stopped. In 1680 Sir
+William Armstrong, son of Sir Thomas, with Colonel George Legg
+(afterwards Lord Dartmouth), obtained a patent for twenty-one years,
+granting them the right to issue copper halfpence. Coins were actually
+struck and circulated, but the patent itself was sold to John Knox in
+the very year of its issue. Knox, however, had his patent specially
+renewed, but his coinage was interrupted when James II. issued his
+debased money during the Revolution (see Monck Mason, p. 334, and the
+notes on this matter to the Drapier's Third Letter, in present edition).
+
+Knox sold his patent to Colonel Roger Moore, who overstocked the country
+with his coins to such an extent that the currency became undervalued.
+When, in 1705, Moore endeavoured to obtain a renewal of his patent, his
+application was refused. By 1722, owing either to Moore's bad coinage,
+or to the importation of debased coins from other countries, the copper
+money had degraded considerably. In a pamphlet[1] issued by George
+Ewing in Dublin (1724), it is stated that in that year, W. Trench
+presented a memorial to the Lords of the Treasury, complaining of the
+condition of the copper coinage, and pointing out that the evil results
+had been brought about by the system of grants to private individuals.
+Notwithstanding this memorial, it was attempted to overcome the
+difficulty by a continuance of the old methods. A new patent was issued
+to an English iron merchant, William Wood by name, who, according to
+Coxe, submitted proposal with many others, for the amelioration of the
+grievance. Wood's proposals, say this same authority, were accepted "as
+beneficial to Ireland." The letters patent bear the date July 12th,
+1722, and were prepared in accordance with the King's instructions to
+the Attorney and Solicitor General sent in a letter from Kensington on
+June 16th, 1722. The letter commanded "that a bill should be prepared
+for his royal signature, containing and importing an indenture, whereof
+one part was to pass the Great Seal of Great Britain." This indenture,
+notes Monck Mason,[2] between His Majesty of the one part, "and William
+Wood, of Wolverhampton, in the County of Stafford, Esq.," of the other,
+signifies that His Majesty
+
+"has received information that, in his kingdom of Ireland, there was a
+great want of small money for making small payments, and that retailers
+and others did suffer by reason of such want."
+
+[Footnote 1: "A Defence of the Conduct of the People of Ireland in their
+unanimous refusal of Mr. Wood's Copper Money," pp. 22-23.]
+
+[Footnote 2: "History of St. Patrick's Cathedral," note v, pp. 326-327.]
+
+By virtue, therefore, of his prerogative royal, and in consideration of
+the rents, covenants, and agreements therein expressed, His Majesty
+granted to William Wood, his executors, assigns, etc., "full, free,
+sole, and absolute power, privilege, licence, and authority," during
+fourteen years, from the annunciation of the Blessed Virgin, 1722, to
+coin halfpence and farthings of copper, to be uttered and disposed of in
+Ireland, and not elsewhere. It was provided that the whole quantity
+coined should not exceed 360 tons of copper, whereof 100 tons only were
+to be coined in the first year, and 20 tons in each of the last
+thirteen, said farthings and halfpence to be of good, pure, and
+merchantable copper, and of such size and bigness, that one avoirdupois
+pound weight of copper should not be converted into more farthings and
+halfpence than would make thirty pence by tale; all the said farthings
+and halfpence to be of equal weight in themselves, or as near thereunto
+as might be, allowing a remedy not exceeding two farthings over or under
+in each pound. The same "to pass and to be received as current money, by
+such as shall or will, voluntarily and willingly, and not otherwise,
+receive the same, within the said kingdom of Ireland, and not
+elsewhere." Wood also covenanted to pay to the King's clerk or
+comptroller of the coinage, £200 yearly, and £100 per annum into his
+Majesty's treasury.
+
+Most of the accounts of this transaction and its consequent agitation
+in Ireland, particularly those given by Sir W. Scott and Earl Stanhope,
+are taken from Coxe's "Life of Walpole." Monck Mason, however, in his
+various notes appended to his life of Swift, has once and for all placed
+Coxe's narrative in its true light, and exposed the specious special
+pleading on behalf of his hero, Walpole. But even Coxe cannot hide the
+fact that the granting of the patent and the circumstances under which
+it was granted, amounted to a disgraceful job, by which an opportunity
+was seized to benefit a "noble person" in England at the expense of
+Ireland. The patent was really granted to the King's mistress, the
+Duchess of Kendal, who sold it to William Wood for the sum of £10,000,
+and (as it was reported with, probably, much truth) for a share in the
+profits of the coining. The job was alluded to by Swift when he wrote:
+
+"When late a feminine magician,
+Join'd with a brazen politician,
+Expos'd, to blind a nation's eyes,
+A parchment of prodigious size."
+
+Coxe endeavors to exonerate Walpole from the disgrace attached to this
+business, by expatiating on Carteret's opposition to Walpole, an
+opposition which went so far as to attempt to injure the financial
+minister's reputation by fomenting jealousies and using the Wood patent
+agitation to arouse against him the popular indignation; but this does
+not explain away the fact itself. He lays some blame for the agitation
+on Wood's indiscretion in flaunting his rights and publicly boasting of
+what the great minister would do for him. At the same time he takes care
+to censure the government for its misconduct in not consulting with the
+Lord Lieutenant and his Privy Council before granting the patent. His
+censure, however, is founded on the consideration that this want of
+attention was injudicious and was the cause of the spread of exaggerated
+rumours of the patent's evil tendency. He has nothing to say of the
+rights and liberties of a people which had thereby been infringed and
+ignored.
+
+The English parliament had rarely shown much consideration for Irish
+feelings or Irish rights. Its attitude towards the Irish Houses of
+Legislation had been high-handed and even dictatorial; so that
+constitutional struggles were not at all infrequent towards the end of
+the seventeenth and during the first quarter of the eighteenth century.
+The efforts of Sir Constantine Phipps towards a non-parliamentary
+government,[3] and the reversal by the English House of Lords of the
+decision given by the Irish House of Lords in the famous Annesley case,
+had prepared the Irish people for a revolt against any further attempts
+to dictate to its properly elected representatives assembled in
+parliament. Moreover, the wretched material condition of the people, as
+it largely had been brought about by a selfish, persecuting legislation
+that practically isolated Ireland commercially in prohibiting the
+exportation of its industrial products, was a danger and a menace to the
+governing country. The two nations were facing each other threateningly.
+When, therefore, Wood began to import his coin, suspicion was
+immediately aroused.
+
+[Footnote 3: See Lecky's "History of Ireland," vol. i., p. 446, etc.]
+
+The masses took little notice of it at first; but the commissioners of
+revenue in Dublin took action in a letter they addressed to the Right
+Hon. Edward Hopkins, secretary to the Lord Lieutenant. This letter,
+dated August 7th, 1722, began by expressing surprise at the patent
+granted to Mr. Wood, and asked the secretary "to lay before the Lord
+Lieutenant a memorial, presented by their agent to the Lords of the
+Treasury, concerning this patent, and also a report of some former
+Commissioners of the revenue on the like occasion, and to acquaint his
+Grace, that they concurred in all the objections in those papers, and
+were of opinion, that such a patent would be highly prejudicial to the
+trade, and welfare of this kingdom, and more particularly to his
+Majesty's revenue, which they had formerly found to have suffered very
+much, by too great a quantity of such base coin."[4] No reply was
+received to this letter.
+
+[Footnote 4: "A Defence of the Conduct of the People of Ireland," etc.,
+p. 6.]
+
+Fears began to be generally felt, and the early murmurs of an agitation
+to be heard when, on September 19th, 1722, the Commissioners addressed a
+second letter, this time to the Lords Commissioners of His Majesty's
+Treasury. The letter assured their Lordships "that they had been applied
+to by many persons of rank and fortune, and by the merchants and traders
+in Ireland, to represent the ill effects of Mr. Wood's patent, and that
+they could from former experience assure their Lordships, it would be
+particularly detrimental to his Majesty's revenue. They represented that
+this matter had made a great noise here, and that there did not appear
+the _least want of such small species of coin for change_, and hoped
+that the importance of the occasion would excuse their making this
+representation of a matter that had not been referred to them."[5]
+
+[Footnote 5: _Ibid_, pp. 6-7.]
+
+To this letter also no reply was vouchsafed. In the meantime, Wood kept
+sending in his coins, landing them at most of the ports of the kingdom.
+
+"Then everyone that was not interested in the success of this coinage,"
+writes the author of the pamphlet already quoted, "by having contracted
+for a great quantity of his halfpence at a large discount, or biassed by
+the hopes of immoderate gain to be made out of the ruins of their
+country, expressed their apprehensions of the pernicious consequences of
+this copper money; and resolved to make use of the _right they had by
+law to refuse the same_".[6]
+
+[Footnote 6: _Ibid_, p. 7.]
+
+The Lord Lieutenant, the Duke of Grafton, had arrived in August, 1723,
+and parliament sat early in September. Its first attention was paid to
+the Wood patent. After the early excitement had subsided, they resolved
+to appeal to the King. During the early stages of the discussion,
+however, the Commons addressed the Lord Lieutenant, asking that a copy
+of the patent and other papers relating to it, be laid before them. This
+was on September 13th. On the following day Mr. Hopkins informed the
+House that the Lord Lieutenant had no such copy, nor any papers. The
+House then unanimously resolved to inquire into the matter on its own
+account, and issued orders for several persons to appear before it to
+give evidence, fixing the day for examination for September 16th. On
+that day, however, Mr. Hopkins appeared before the members with a copy
+of the patent, and informed them that the Lord Lieutenant had received
+it since his last communication with them. This incident served but to
+arouse further ridicule. A broadside, published at the time with the
+title "A Creed of an Irish Commoner," amusingly reveals the lameness of
+the excuse for this non-production of the exemplification. Coxe says
+that the cause for the delay was due to the fact that the copy of the
+patent had been delivered to the Lord Lieutenant's servant, instead of
+to his private secretary; but this excuse is probably no more happily
+founded than the one offered.
+
+On Friday, September 20th, the House resolved itself into a committee
+"to take into consideration the state of the nation, particularly in
+relation to the importing and uttering of copper halfpence and farthings
+in this kingdom." After three days' debate, and after examining
+competent witnesses under oath, it passed resolutions to the following
+effect
+
+(1) That Wood's patent is highly prejudicial to his Majesty's revenue,
+and is destructive of trade and commerce, and most dangerous to the
+rights and properties of the subject.
+
+(2) That for the purpose of obtaining the patent Wood had notoriously
+misrepresented the state of the nation.
+
+(3) That great quantities of the coin had been imported of different
+impressions and of much less weight than the patent called for.
+
+(4) That the loss to the nation by the uttering of this coin would
+amount to 150 per cent.
+
+(5) That in coining the halfpence Wood was guilty of a notorious fraud.
+
+(6) "That it is the opinion of this Committee, that it hath been always
+highly prejudicial to this kingdom to grant the power or privilege of
+coining money to private persons; and that it will, at all times, be of
+dangerous consequence to grant any such power to any body politic, or
+corporate, or any private person or persons whatsoever."[7]
+
+[Footnote 7: "Comm. Journals," vol. iii., pp. 317-325.]
+
+Addresses to his Majesty in conformity with these resolutions were voted
+on September 27th.
+
+The House of Lords passed similar resolutions on September 26th, and
+voted addresses embodying them on September 28th.[8]
+
+[Footnote 8: "Lords' Journals," vol. ii., pp. 745-751.]
+
+These Addresses received a better attention than did the letters from
+the revenue commissioners. The Houses were courteously informed that
+their communications would receive His Majesty's careful consideration.
+Walpole kept his promise, but not before he had fought hard to maintain
+the English prerogative, as he might have called it. The "secret"
+history as narrated in Coxe's lively manner, throws some light on the
+situation. Coxe really finds his hero's conduct not marked with "his
+usual caution." The Lord Lieutenant was permitted to go to Ireland
+without proper instructions; the information on which Walpole acted was
+not reliable; and he did not sufficiently appreciate the influence of
+Chancellor Midleton and his family. "He bitterly accused Lord Midleton
+of treachery and low cunning, of having made, in his speeches,
+distinction between the King and his ministers, of caballing with
+Carteret, Cadogan, and Roxburgh, and of pursuing that line of conduct,
+because he was of opinion the opposite party would gain the ascendency
+in the cabinet. He did not believe the disturbances to be so serious as
+they were represented, nor was he satisfied with the Duke of Grafton's
+conduct, as being solely directed by Conolly, but declared that the part
+acted by Conolly, almost excused what the Brodricks had done." Carteret
+complained to the King and proved to him that Walpole's policy was a
+dangerous one. The King became irritated and Walpole "ashamed." He even
+became "uneasy," and it is to be supposed, took a more "cautious"
+course; for he managed to conciliate the Brodricks and the powers in
+Dublin. But the devil was not ill long. The cabinet crisis resulted in
+the triumph of Townshend and Walpole, and the devil got well again.
+Carteret must be removed and the patent promoted. But Midleton and the
+Brodricks must be kept friendly. So Carteret went to Ireland as Lord
+Lieutenant, Midleton remained Chancellor, and constituted a lord
+justice, and St. John Brodrick was nominated a member of the Privy
+Council. Still farther on his "cautious" way, Ireland must be given some
+consideration; hence the Committee of the Privy Council, specially
+called to inquire into the grievances complained of by the Irish Houses
+of Parliament in their loyal addresses.
+
+The Committee sat for several weeks, and the report it issued forms the
+subject of Swift's animadversions in the Drapier's third letter. But the
+time spent by the Committee in London was being utilized in quite a
+different fashion by Swift in Ireland. "Cautious" as was Walpole, he had
+not reckoned with the champion of his political opponents of Queen
+Anne's days. Swift had little humour for court intrigues and cabinet
+cabals. He came out into the open to fight the good fight of the people
+to whom courts and cabinets should be servants and not self-seeking
+masters. Whatever doubts the people of Ireland may have had about the
+legal validity of their resentment towards Wood and his coins, were
+quickly dissipated when they read "A Letter to the Shop Keepers,
+Tradesmen, Farmers, and Common People of Ireland, concerning the Brass
+Half-pence coined by Mr. Wood," and signed, "M.B. Drapier." The letter,
+as Lord Orrery remarked, acted like the sound of a trumpet. At that
+sound "a spirit arose among the people, that in the eastern phrase, was
+_like unto a trumpet in the day of the whirlwind_. Every person of every
+rank, party, and denomination was convinced, that the admission of
+Wood's copper must prove fatal to the Commonwealth. The papist, the
+fanatic, the Tory, the Whig, all listed themselves volunteers under the
+banners of M.B. Drapier, and were all equally zealous to serve the
+Common cause."
+
+The present text of the first of the Drapier's letters is based on that
+given by Sir W. Scott, carefully collated with two copies of the first
+edition which differed from each other in many particulars. One belonged
+to the late Colonel F. Grant, and the other is in the British Museum. It
+has also been read with the collection of the Drapier's Letters issued
+by the Drapier Club in 1725, with the title, "Fraud Detected"; with the
+London edition of "The Hibernian Patriot" (1730), and with Faulkner's
+text issued in his collected edition of Swift's Works in 1735.
+
+[T.S.]
+
+[Illustration:
+ A
+ *LETTER*
+ TO THE
+_Shop-Keepers_, _Tradesmen_, _Farmers_
+ and _Common-People_ of
+ *IRELAND*,
+
+ Concerning the
+ *Brass Half-pence*
+ Coined by
+
+ **Mr. Woods,**
+
+ WITH
+A _Design_ to have them _Pass_ in this
+ *KINGDOM*.
+
+Wherein is shewn the Power of the said PATENT,
+ the Value of the HALF-PENCE, and
+ how far every Person may be oblig'd to take the
+ same in Payments, and how to behave in Case
+ such an Attempt shou'd be made by WOODS
+ or any other Person.
+
+[Very Proper to be kept in every FAMILY.]
+
+ By M.B. _Drapier_.
+
+DUBLIN: Printed by _J. Harding_
+ in _Molesworth's-Court_.
+]
+
+
+
+
+LETTER I.
+
+TO THE TRADESMEN, SHOP-KEEPERS, FARMERS, AND COMMON-PEOPLE IN GENERAL OF
+IRELAND.
+
+
+BRETHREN, FRIENDS, COUNTRYMEN AND FELLOW-SUBJECTS,
+
+What I intend now to say to you, is, next to your duty to God, and the
+care of your salvation, of the greatest concern to yourselves, and your
+children, your bread and clothing, and every common necessary of life
+entirely depend upon it. Therefore I do most earnestly exhort you as
+men, as Christians, as parents, and as lovers of your country, to read
+this paper with the utmost attention, or get it read to you by others;
+which that you may do at the less expense, I have ordered the printer to
+sell it at the lowest rate.
+
+It is a great fault among you, that when a person writes with no other
+intention than to do you good, you will not be at the pains to read his
+advices: One copy of this paper may serve a dozen of you, which will be
+less than a farthing a-piece. It is your folly that you have no common
+or general interest in your view, not even the wisest among you, neither
+do you know or enquire, or care who are your friends, or who are your
+enemies.
+
+About three[9] years ago, a little book was written, to advise all
+people to wear the manufactures of this our own dear country:[10] It had
+no other design, said nothing against the King or Parliament, or any
+man, yet the POOR PRINTER was prosecuted two years, with the utmost
+violence, and even some WEAVERS themselves, for whose sake it was
+written, being upon the JURY, FOUND HIM GUILTY. This would be enough to
+discourage any man from endeavouring to do you good, when you will
+either neglect him or fly in his face for his pains, and when he must
+expect only danger to himself and loss of money, perhaps to his
+ruin.[11]
+
+[Footnote 9: In his reprint of the Drapier's Letters, issued in 1725
+with the title, "Fraud Detected; or the Hibernian Patriot," Faulkner
+prints "four" instead of "three"; but this, of course, is a correction
+made to agree with the date of the publication of this reprint. The
+"Proposal" was published in 1720. [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 10: The "little book" was "A Proposal for the Universal Use of
+Irish Manufactures." See vol. vii. [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 11: Instead of the words "loss of money," Faulkner in the
+reprint of 1725 has "to be fined and imprisoned." [T.S.]]
+
+However I cannot but warn you once more of the manifest destruction
+before your eyes, if you do not behave yourselves as you ought.
+
+I will therefore first tell you the plain story of the fact; and then I
+will lay before you how you ought to act in common prudence, and
+according to the laws of your country.
+
+The fact is thus: It having been many years since COPPER HALFPENCE OR
+FARTHINGS were last coined in this kingdom, they have been for some time
+very scarce,[12] and many counterfeits passed about under the name of
+_raps_, several applications were made to England, that we might have
+liberty to coin new ones, as in former times we did; but they did not
+succeed. At last one Mr. Wood,[13] a mean ordinary man, a hardware
+dealer, procured a patent[14]under his Majesty's broad seal to coin
+fourscore and ten thousand pounds[15] in copper for this kingdom, which
+patent however did not oblige any one here to take them, unless they
+pleased. Now you must know, that the halfpence and farthings in England
+pass for very little more than they are worth. And if you should beat
+them to pieces, and sell them to the brazier you would not lose above a
+penny in a shilling. But Mr. Wood made his halfpence of such base metal,
+and so much smaller than the English ones, that the brazier would not
+give you above a penny of good money for a shilling of his; so that this
+sum of fourscore and ten thousand pounds in good gold and silver, must
+be given for trash that will not be worth above eight or nine thousand
+pounds real value. But this is not the worst, for Mr. Wood when he
+pleases may by stealth send over another and another fourscore and ten
+thousand pounds, and buy all our goods for eleven parts in twelve, under
+the value. For example, if a hatter sells a dozen of hats for five
+shillings a-piece, which amounts to three pounds, and receives the
+payment in Mr. Wood's coin, he really receives only the value of five
+shillings.
+
+[Footnote 12: They had become scarce because they had been undervalued,
+and therefore sent out of the country in payment of goods bought. See
+Prior's "Observations on Coin," issued in 1729, where it is stated that
+this scarcity had occurred only within the last twenty years. [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 13: William Wood (1671-1730) was an ironmaster of
+Wolverhampton. In addition to the patent for coining copper halfpence
+which he obtained for Ireland, and to which full reference is made in
+the introductory note to this first Drapier's Letter, Wood also obtained
+a patent, in 1722, for coining halfpence, pence and twopence for the
+English colonies in America. This latter patent fared no better than the
+Irish one. The coins introduced in America bear the dates 1722 and 1723,
+and are now much sought after by collectors. They are known as the Rosa
+American coinage. A list of the poems and pamphlets on Wood, during the
+excitement in Dublin, attending on the Drapier's Letters, will be found
+in the bibliography of Swift's works to be given in vol. xi. of this
+edition. See also Monck Mason's "History of St. Patrick's Cathedral." In
+the original edition of the Letter, Wood's name is mis-spelt Woods. [T.
+S.]]
+
+[Footnote 14: See the introductory note for the manner in which this
+patent was obtained. [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 15: This is how the amount is named in the first edition; but
+the amount in reality was £100,800 (the value of 360 tons of copper, as
+stated by the patent). Sir W. Scott prints this as £108,000. Coxe, in
+his "Memoirs of Sir Robert Walpole" gives the amount as £100,000. Lecky
+states it as £108,000. [T.S.]]
+
+Perhaps you will wonder how such an ordinary fellow as this Mr. Wood
+could have so much interest as to get His Majesty's broad seal for so
+great a sum of bad money, to be sent to this poor country, and that all
+the nobility and gentry here could not obtain the same favour, and let
+us make our own halfpence, as we used to do. Now I will make that matter
+very plain. We are at a great distance from the King's court, and have
+nobody there to solicit for us, although a great number of lords and
+squires, whose estates are here, and are our countrymen, spending all
+their lives and fortunes there. But this same Mr. Wood was able to
+attend constantly for his own interest; he is an Englishman and had
+great friends, and it seems knew very well where to give money, to
+those that would speak to others that could speak to the King and could
+tell a fair story. And His Majesty, and perhaps the great lord or lords
+who advised him, might think it was for our country's good; and so, as
+the lawyers express it, "the King was deceived in his grant," which
+often happens in all reigns. And I am sure if His Majesty knew that such
+a patent, if it should take effect according to the desire of Mr. Wood,
+would utterly ruin this kingdom, which hath given such great proofs of
+its loyalty, he would immediately recall it, and perhaps shew his
+displeasure to somebody or other. But "a word to the wise is enough."
+Most of you must have heard, with what anger our honourable House of
+Commons received an account of this Wood's patent.[16] There were
+several fine speeches made upon it, and plain proofs that it was all A
+WICKED CHEAT from the bottom to the top, and several smart votes were
+printed, which that same Wood had the assurance to answer likewise in
+print, and in so confident a way, as if he were a better man than our
+whole Parliament put together.[17]
+
+[Footnote 16: The Irish House of Commons reported that the loss to the
+country, even if the patent were carried out as required, would amount
+to about 150 per cent.; and both Irish Houses of Parliament voted
+addresses against the coinage, and accused the patentee of fraud and
+deceit. They asserted that the terms of the patent had not been
+fulfilled and "that the circulation of the halfpence would be highly
+prejudicial to the revenue, destructive of the commerce, and of most
+dangerous consequences to the rights and properties of the subjects."
+See introductory note. [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 17: Wood's indiscreet retort was published in the "Flying
+Post" October 8th, 1723. Later he boasted that he would, with Walpole's
+assistance, "pour the coin down the throats of the people." [T.S.]]
+
+This Wood, as soon as his patent was passed, or soon after, sends over
+a great many barrels of these halfpence, to Cork and other sea-port
+towns,[18] and to get them off offered an hundred pounds in his coin for
+seventy or eighty in silver. But the collectors of the King's customs
+very honestly refused to take them, and so did almost everybody else.
+And since the Parliament hath condemned them, and desired the King that
+they might be stopped, all the kingdom do abominate them.
+
+[Footnote 18: At Dublin, Cork, Waterford and other ports, the merchants
+refused to accept the copper coins. Monck Mason notes that "in the
+'Dublin Gazette,' No. 2562, we meet with resolutions by the merchants of
+Cork, dated the 25th of Aug., 1724, and like resolutions by those of
+Waterford, dated 22d Aug. wherein they declare, that, 'they will never
+receive or utter in any payment, the halfpence or farthings coined by
+William Wood; as they conceive the importing and uttering the same, to
+be highly prejudicial to His Majesty's revenue, and to the trade of the
+kingdom': these resolutions are declared to be conformable to those of
+the Trinity Guild, of merchants, of the city of Dublin, voted at their
+guild-hall, on the 18th day of the same month" (Hist. St. Patrick's, p.
+346, note r). See also Appendix No. IX. [T.S.]]
+
+But Wood is still working underhand to force his halfpence upon us, and
+if he can by help of his friends in England prevail so far as to get an
+order that the commissioners and collectors of the King's money shall
+receive them, and that the army is to be paid with them, then he thinks
+his work shall be done. And this is the difficulty you will be under in
+such a case. For the common soldier when he goes to the market or
+alehouse will offer this money, and if it be refused, perhaps he will
+swagger and hector, and threaten to beat the butcher or alewife, or take
+the goods by force, and throw them the bad halfpence. In this and the
+like cases, the shopkeeper or victualler, or any other tradesman has no
+more to do, than to demand ten times the price of his goods, if it is to
+be paid in Wood's money; for example, twenty-pence of that money for a
+quart of ale, and so in all things else, and not part with his goods
+till he gets the money.
+
+For suppose you go to an alehouse with that base money, and the landlord
+gives you a quart for four of these halfpence, what must the victualler
+do? His brewer will not be paid in that coin, or if the brewer should be
+such a fool, the farmers will not take it from them for their bere,[19]
+because they are bound by their leases to pay their rents in good and
+lawful money of England, which this is not, nor of Ireland neither, and
+the 'squire their landlord will never be so bewitched to take such trash
+for his land, so that it must certainly stop somewhere or other, and
+wherever it stops it is the same thing, and we are all undone.
+
+[Footnote 19: Bere = barley. Cf. A.S. _baerlic_, Icelandic, _barr_,
+meaning barley, the grain used for making malt for the preparation of
+beer. [T.S.]]
+
+The common weight of these halfpence is between four and five to an
+ounce, suppose five, then three shillings and fourpence will weigh a
+pound, and consequently twenty shillings will weigh six pound butter
+weight. Now there are many hundred farmers who pay two hundred pound a
+year rent. Therefore when one of these farmers comes with his
+half-year's rent, which is one hundred pound, it will be at least six
+hundred pound weight, which is three horse load.
+
+If a 'squire has a mind to come to town to buy clothes and wine and
+spices for himself and family, or perhaps to pass the winter here; he
+must bring with him five or six horses loaden with sacks as the farmers
+bring their corn; and when his lady comes in her coach to our shops, it
+must be followed by a car loaden with Mr. Wood's money. And I hope we
+shall have the grace to take it for no more than it is worth.
+
+They say 'Squire Conolly[20] has sixteen thousand pounds a year, now if
+he sends for his rent to town, as it is likely he does, he must have two
+hundred and forty horses to bring up his half-year's rent, and two or
+three great cellars in his house for stowage. But what the bankers will
+do I cannot tell. For I am assured, that some great bankers keep by them
+forty thousand pounds in ready cash to answer all payments, which sum,
+in Mr. Wood's money, would require twelve hundred horses to carry it.
+
+[Footnote 20: William Conolly (d. 1729) was chosen Speaker of the Irish
+House of Commons on November 12th, 1715. He held this office until
+October 12th, 1729. Swift elsewhere says that Wharton sold Conolly the
+office of Chief Commissioner of the Irish Revenue for £3,000. Between
+the years 1706 and 1729 Conolly was ten times selected for the office of
+a Lord Justice of Ireland. The remark in the text as to Conolly's income
+is repeated by Boulter ("Letters," vol. i., p. 334), though the Primate
+writes of £17,000 a year. The reference to Conolly is of set purpose,
+because Conolly had advocated the patent as against Midleton's
+condemnation of it. [T.S.]]
+
+For my own part, I am already resolved what to do; I have a pretty good
+shop of Irish stuffs and silks, and instead of taking Mr. Wood's bad
+copper, I intend to truck with my neighbours the butchers, and bakers,
+and brewers, and the rest, goods for goods, and the little gold and
+silver I have, I will keep by me like my heart's blood till better
+times, or till I am just ready to starve, and then I will buy Mr. Wood's
+money as my father did the brass money in K. James's time,[21] who could
+buy ten pound of it with a guinea, and I hope to get as much for a
+pistole, and so purchase bread from those who will be such fools as to
+sell it me.
+
+[Footnote 21: James II., during his unsuccessful campaign in Ireland,
+debased the coinage in order to make his funds meet the demands of his
+soldiery. Archbishop King, in his work on the "State of the Protestants
+in Ireland," describes the evil effects which this proceeding had: "King
+James's council used not to stick at the formalities of law or reason,
+and therefore vast quantities of brass money were coined, and made
+current by a proclamation, dated 18th June, 1689, under severe
+penalties. The metal of which this money was made was the worst kind of
+brass; old guns, and the refuse of metals were melted down to make it;
+workmen rated it at threepence or a groat a pound, which being coined
+into sixpences, shillings, or half-crowns, one pound weight made about
+£5. And by another proclamation, dated 1690, the half-crowns were called
+in, and being stamped anew, were made to pass for crowns; so that then,
+three pence or four pence worth of metal made £10. There was coined in
+all, from the first setting up of the mint, to the rout at the Boyne,
+being about twelve months, £965,375. In this coin King James paid all
+his appointments, and all that received the king's pay being generally
+papists, they forced the protestants to part with the goods out of their
+shops for this money, and to receive their debts in it; so that the loss
+by the brass money did, in a manner, entirely fall on the protestants,
+being defrauded (for I can call it no better) of about, £60,000 per
+month by this stratagem, which must, in a few months, have utterly
+exhausted them. When the papists had gotten most of their saleable goods
+from their protestant neighbours, and yet great quantities of brass
+money remained in their hands, they began to consider how many of them,
+who had estates, had engaged them to protestants by judgments, statutes
+staple, and mortgages; and to take this likewise from them they procured
+a proclamation, dated 4 Feb. 1689, to make brass money current in all
+payments whatsoever." A proclamation of William III., dated July 10th,
+1690, ordered that these crown pieces of James should pass as of equal
+value with one penny each. [T.S.]]
+
+These halfpence, if they once pass, will soon be counterfeit, because it
+may be cheaply done, the stuff is so base. The Dutch likewise will
+probably do the same thing, and send them over to us to pay for our
+goods.[22] And Mr. Wood will never be at rest but coin on: So that in
+some years we shall have at least five times fourscore and ten thousand
+pounds of this lumber. Now the current money of this kingdom is not
+reckoned to be above four hundred thousand pounds in all, and while
+there is a silver sixpence left these blood-suckers will never be quiet.
+
+[Footnote 22: The Dutch had previously counterfeited the debased coinage
+of Ireland and sent them over in payment for Irish manufactures. [T.
+S.]]
+
+When once the kingdom is reduced to such a condition, I will tell you
+what must be the end: The gentlemen of estates will all turn off their
+tenants for want of payment, because as I told you before, the tenants
+are obliged by their leases to pay sterling which is lawful current
+money of England; then they will turn their own farmers, as too many of
+them do already, run all into sheep where they can, keeping only such
+other cattle as are necessary, then they will be their own merchants and
+send their wool and butter and hides and linen beyond sea for ready
+money and wine and spices and silks. They will keep only a few miserable
+cottiers.[23] The farmers must rob or beg, or leave their country. The
+shopkeepers in this and every other town, must break and starve: For it
+is the landed man that maintains the merchant, and shopkeeper, and
+handicraftsman.
+
+[Footnote 23: "Unlike the peasant proprietor," says Lecky, "and also
+unlike the mediaeval serf, the cottier had no permanent interest in the
+soil, and no security for his future position. Unlike the English
+farmer, he was no capitalist, who selects land as one of the many forms
+of profitable investment that are open to him. He was a man destitute of
+all knowledge and of all capital, who found the land the only thing that
+remained between himself and starvation. Rents in the lower grades of
+tenancies were regulated by competition, but it was competition between
+a half-starving population, who had no other resources except the soil,
+and were therefore prepared to promise anything rather than be deprived
+of it. The landlord did nothing for them. They built their own mud
+hovels, planted their hedges, dug their ditches. They were half naked,
+half starved, utterly destitute of all providence and of all education,
+liable at any time to be turned adrift from their holdings, ground to
+the dust by three great burdens--rack-rents, paid not to the landlord
+but to the middleman; tithes, paid to the clergy--often the absentee
+clergy--of the church to which they did not belong; and dues, paid to
+their own priests" ("Hist, of Ireland," vol. i., pp. 214-215, ed. 1892).
+[T.S.]]
+
+But when the 'squire turns farmer and merchant himself, all the good
+money he gets from abroad, he will hoard up or send for England, and
+keep some poor tailor or weaver and the like in his own house, who will
+be glad to get bread at any rate.
+
+I should never have done if I were to tell you all the miseries that we
+shall undergo if we be so foolish and wicked as to take this CURSED
+COIN. It would be very hard if all Ireland should be put into one scale,
+and this sorry fellow Wood into the other, that Mr. Wood should weigh
+down this whole kingdom, by which England gets above a million of good
+money every year clear into their pockets, and that is more than the
+English do by all the world besides.
+
+But your great comfort is, that as His Majesty's patent does not oblige
+you to take this money, so the laws have not given the crown a power of
+forcing the subjects to take what money the King pleases: For then by
+the same reason we might be bound to take pebble-stones or cockle-shells
+or stamped leather for current coin, if ever we should happen to live
+under an ill prince, who might likewise by the same power make a guinea
+pass for ten pounds, a shilling for twenty shillings, and so on, by
+which he would in a short time get all the silver and gold of the
+kingdom into his own hands, and leave us nothing but brass or leather or
+what he pleased. Neither is anything reckoned more cruel or oppressive
+in the French government than their common practice of calling in all
+their money after they have sunk it very low, and then coining it anew
+at a much higher value, which however is not the thousandth part so
+wicked as this abominable project of Mr. Wood. For the French give their
+subjects silver for silver and gold for gold, but this fellow will not
+so much as give us good brass or copper for our gold and silver, nor
+even a twelfth part of their worth.
+
+Having said thus much, I will now go on to tell you the judgments of
+some great lawyers in this matter, whom I fee'd on purpose for your
+sakes, and got their opinions under their hands, that I might be sure I
+went upon good grounds.
+
+A famous law-book, called "The Mirror of Justice,"[24] discoursing of
+the articles (or laws) ordained by our ancient kings declares the law to
+be as follows: "It was ordained that no king of this realm should
+change, impair or amend the money or make any other money than of gold
+or silver without the assent of all the counties," that is, as my Lord
+Coke says,[25] without the assent of Parliament.
+
+[Footnote 24: This was an important legal treatise often quoted by Coke.
+Its full title is: "The Booke called, The Mirrour of Justices: Made by
+Andrew Home. With the book, called, The Diversity of Courts, And Their
+Jurisdictions ... London ... 1646." The French edition was printed in
+1642 with the title, "La somme appelle Mirroir des Justices: vel
+speculum Justiciariorum, Factum per Andream Home." Coke quotes it from a
+manuscript, as he died before it was printed. [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 25: 2 Inst. 576. [ORIG. ED.]]
+
+This book is very ancient, and of great authority for the time in which
+it was wrote, and with that character is often quoted by that great
+lawyer my Lord Coke.[26] By the law of England, the several metals are
+divided into lawful or true metal and unlawful or false metal, the
+former comprehends silver or gold; the latter all baser metals: That the
+former is only to pass in payments appears by an act of Parliament[27]
+made the twentieth year of Edward the First, called the "Statute
+concerning the Passing of Pence," which I give you here as I got it
+translated into English, for some of our laws at that time, were, as I
+am told writ in Latin: "Whoever in buying or selling presumeth to refuse
+an halfpenny or farthing of lawful money, bearing the stamp which it
+ought to have, let him be seized on as a contemner of the King's
+majesty, and cast into prison."
+
+[Footnote 26: 2 Inst. 576-577. [ORIG. ED.]]
+
+[Footnote 27: 2 Inst. 577. [ORIG. ED.]]
+
+By this statute, no person is to be reckoned a contemner of the King's
+majesty, and for that crime to be committed to prison; but he who
+refuses to accept the King's coin made of lawful metal, by which, as I
+observed before, silver and gold only are intended.
+
+That this is the true construction of the act, appears not only from the
+plain meaning of the words, but from my Lord Coke's observation upon it.
+"By this act" (says he) "it appears, that no subject can be forced to
+take in buying or selling or other payments, any money made but of
+lawful metal; that is, of silver or gold."[28]
+
+[Footnote 28: 2 Inst. 577. [ORIG. ED.]]
+
+The law of England gives the King all mines of gold and silver, but not
+the mines of other metals, the reason of which prerogative or power, as
+it is given by my Lord Coke[29] is, because money can be made of gold
+and silver, but not of other metals.
+
+[Footnote 29: 2 Inst. 577. [ORIG. ED.]]
+
+Pursuant to this opinion halfpence and farthings were anciently made of
+silver, which is most evident from the act of Parliament of Henry the
+4th. chap. 4.[30] by which it is enacted as follows: "Item, for the
+great scarcity that is at present within the realm of England of
+halfpence and farthings of silver, it is ordained and established that
+the third part of all the money of silver plate which shall be brought
+to the bullion, shall be made in halfpence and farthings." This shews
+that by the word "halfpenny" and "farthing" of lawful money in that
+statute concerning the passing of pence, are meant a small coin in
+halfpence and farthings of silver.
+
+[Footnote 30: Swift makes an incorrect reference here. The act was 4
+Henry IV., cap. 10. [T.S.]]
+
+This is further manifest from the statute of the ninth year of Edward
+the 3d. chap. 3. which enacts, "That no sterling halfpenny or farthing
+be molten for to make vessel, nor any other thing by the goldsmiths, nor
+others, upon forfeiture of the money so molten" (or melted).
+
+By another act in this King's reign[31] black money was not to be
+current in England, and by an act made in the eleventh year of his reign
+chap. 5. galley halfpence were not to pass, what kind of coin these were
+I do not know, but I presume they were made of base metal, and that
+these acts were no new laws, but farther declarations of the old laws
+relating to the coin.
+
+[Footnote 31: The act against black money was passed in Henry IV.'s
+reign not Edward III.'s. The "galley halfpence" were dealt with by 9
+Hen. IV., cap. 4. [T.S.]]
+
+Thus the law stands in relation to coin, nor is there any example to the
+contrary, except one in Davis's Reports,[32] who tells us that in the
+time of Tyrone's rebellion Queen Elizabeth ordered money of mixed metal
+to be coined in the Tower of London, and sent over hither for payment of
+the army, obliging all people to receive it and commanding that all
+silver money should be taken only as bullion, that is, for as much as it
+weighed. Davis tells us several particulars in this matter too long here
+to trouble you with, and that the privy-council of this kingdom obliged
+a merchant in England to receive this mixed money for goods transmitted
+hither.[33]
+
+[Footnote 32: This refers to Sir John Davies's "Abridgement of Sir
+Edward Coke's Reports," first published in 1651. Davies was
+Attorney-General for Ireland and a poet. His works have been collected
+and edited by Dr. A.B. Grosart in the Fuller Worthies Library. [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 33: Charles I., during the Civil War, paid his forces with
+debased coin struck by him. [T.S.]]
+
+But this proceeding is rejected by all the best lawyers as contrary to
+law, the Privy-council here having no such power. And besides it is to
+be considered, that the Queen was then under great difficulties by a
+rebellion in this kingdom assisted from Spain, and whatever is done in
+great exigences and dangerous times should never be an example to
+proceed by in seasons of peace and quietness.
+
+I will now, my dear friends to save you the trouble, set before you in
+short, what the law obliges you to do, and what it does not oblige you
+to.
+
+First, You are obliged to take all money in payments which is coined by
+the King and is of the English standard or weight, provided it be of
+gold or silver.
+
+Secondly, You are not obliged to take any money which is not of gold or
+silver, no not the halfpence, or farthings of England, or of any other
+country, and it is only for convenience, or ease, that you are content
+to take them, because the custom of coining silver halfpence and
+farthings hath long been left off, I will suppose on account of their
+being subject to be lost.
+
+Thirdly, Much less are you obliged to take those vile halfpence of that
+same Wood, by which you must lose almost eleven-pence in every shilling.
+
+Therefore my friends, stand to it one and all, refuse this filthy trash.
+It is no treason to rebel against Mr. Wood. His Majesty in his patent
+obliges nobody to take these halfpence,[34] our gracious prince hath no
+so ill advisers about him; or if he had, yet you see the laws have not
+left it in the King's power, to force us to take any coin but what is
+lawful, of right standard gold and silver, therefore you have nothing to
+fear.
+
+[Footnote 34: The words of the patent are "to pass and to be received as
+current money; by such as shall or will, voluntarily and wittingly, and
+not otherwise, receive the same" (the halfpence and farthings). [T.S.]]
+
+And let me in the next place apply myself particularly to you who are
+the poor sort of tradesmen, perhaps you may think you will not be so
+great losers as the rich, if these halfpence should pass, because you
+seldom see any silver, and your customers come to your shops or stalls
+with nothing but brass, which you likewise find hard to be got, but you
+may take my word, whenever this money gains footing among you, you will
+be utterly undone; if you carry these halfpence to a shop for tobacco
+or brandy, or any other thing you want, the shopkeeper will advance his
+goods accordingly, or else he must break, and leave the key under the
+door. Do you think I will sell you a yard of tenpenny stuff for twenty
+of Mr. Wood's halfpence? No, not under two hundred at least, neither
+will I be at the trouble of counting, but weigh them in a lump; I will
+tell you one thing further, that if Mr. Wood's project should take, it
+will ruin even our beggars; For when I give a beggar an halfpenny, it
+will quench his thirst, or go a good way to fill his belly, but the
+twelfth part of a halfpenny will do him no more service than if I should
+give him three pins out of my sleeve.
+
+In short these halfpence are like "the accursed thing, which" as the
+Scripture tells us, "the children of Israel were forbidden to touch,"
+they will run about like the plague and destroy every one who lays his
+hands upon them. I have heard scholars talk of a man who told a king
+that he had invented a way to torment people by putting them into a bull
+of brass with fire under it, but the prince put the projector first into
+his own brazen bull to make the experiment;[35] this very much resembles
+the project of Mr. Wood, and the like of this may possibly be Mr. Wood's
+fate, that the brass he contrived to torment this kingdom with, may
+prove his own torment, and his destruction at last.
+
+[Footnote 35: It is curious to find Swift so referring to Phalaris, of
+whom he had heard so much in the days of the "Battle of the Books." [SIR
+H. CRAIK.]]
+
+N.B. The author of this paper is informed by persons who have made it
+their business to be exact in their observations on the true value of
+these halfpence, that any person may expect to get a quart of twopenny
+ale for thirty-six of them.
+
+I desire all persons may keep this paper carefully by them to refresh
+their memories whenever they shall have farther notice of Mr. Wood's
+halfpence, or any other the like imposture.
+
+
+
+
+
+LETTER II.
+
+TO MR. HARDING THE PRINTER.
+
+
+NOTE.
+
+Towards the beginning of the August of 1724, the Committee of Inquiry
+had finished their report on Wood's patent. Somehow, an advance notice
+of the contents of the report found its way, probably directed by
+Walpole himself, into the pages of a London journal, from whence it was
+reprinted in Dublin, in Harding's Newspaper on the 1st of August. The
+notice stated that the Committee had recommended a reduction in the
+amount of coin Wood was to issue to £40,000. It informed the public that
+the report notified that Wood was willing to take goods in exchange for
+his coins, if enough silver were not to be had, and he agreed to
+restrict the amount of each payment to 5-1/2_d_. But a pretty broad hint
+was given that a refusal to accept the compromise offered might possibly
+provoke the higher powers to an assertion of the prerogative.
+
+Walpole also had already endeavoured to calm the situation by consenting
+to a minute examination of the coins themselves at the London Mint. The
+Lords Commissioners had instructed Sir Isaac Newton, the Master of the
+Mint, Edward Southwell, and Thomas Scroope, to make an assay of Wood's
+money. The report of the assayists was issued on April 27th, 1724;[1]
+and certified that the coins submitted had been tested and found to be
+correct both as to weight and quality. In addition to this evidence of
+good faith, Walpole had nominated Carteret in place of the Duke of
+Grafton to the Lord-Lieutenancy. Carteret was a favourite with the best
+men in Ireland, and a man of culture as well as ability. It was hoped
+that his influence would smooth down the members of the opposition by an
+acceptance of the altered measure. He was in the way in London, and he
+might be of great service in Dublin; so to Dublin he went.
+
+[Footnote 1: A full reprint of this report is given in Appendix II.]
+
+But Walpole had not reckoned with the Drapier. In the paragraph in
+Harding's sheet, Swift saw a diplomatist's move to win the game by
+diplomatic methods. Compromise was the one result Swift was determined
+to render impossible; and the Drapier's second letter, "To Mr. Harding
+the Printer," renews the conflict with yet stronger passion and with
+even more satirical force. It is evident Swift was bent now on raising a
+deeper question than merely this of the acceptance or refusal of Wood's
+halfpence and farthings. There was a principle here that had to be
+insisted and a right to be safeguarded. Mr. Churton Collins ably
+expresses Swift's attitude at this juncture when he says:[2] "Nothing
+can be more certain than that it was Swift's design from the very
+beginning to make the controversy with Wood the basis of far more
+extensive operations. It had furnished him with the means of waking
+Ireland from long lethargy into fiery life. He looked to it to furnish
+him with the means of elevating her from servitude to independence, from
+ignominy to honour. His only fear was lest the spirit which he had
+kindled should burn itself out or be prematurely quenched. And of this
+he must have felt that there was some danger, when it was announced that
+England had given way much more than it was expected she would give way,
+and much more than she had ever given way before."
+
+[Footnote 2: "Jonathan Swift," pp. 179-180.]
+
+This letter to Harding was but the preliminary leading up to the famous
+fourth letter "to the whole people of Ireland." It was also an
+introduction to, and preparation of the public mind for, the drastic
+criticism of the Privy Council's Report, the arrival of which was
+expected shortly.
+
+The present text of this second letter is that given by Sir W. Scott,
+collated with the copies of the original edition in the possession of
+the late Colonel F. Grant and in the British Museum. It has also been
+compared with Faulkner's issue of 1725, in "Fraud Detected."
+
+[T.S.]
+
+[Illustration:
+ A
+ *LETTER*
+ TO
+ Mr. _Harding_ the Printer,
+ Upon Occasion of a
+
+ **PARAGRAPH**
+ *IN HIS*
+ **News-Paper**
+ of _Aug_. 1st.
+
+Relating to Mr. _Wood's_ Half-pence.
+
+ _By_ M.B. _Drapier_.
+ AUTHOR of the LETTER to the
+ SHOP-KEEPERS, &c.
+
+ DUBLIN: Printed by _J. Harding_
+ in _Molesworth's-Court_.
+]
+
+
+
+LETTER II.
+
+TO MR. HARDING THE PRINTER.
+
+
+Sir, In your Newsletter of the 1st. instant there is a paragraph dated
+from London, July 25th. relating to Wood's halfpence; whereby it is
+plain what I foretold in my "Letter to the Shopkeepers, &c." that this
+vile fellow would never be at rest, and that the danger of our ruin
+approaches nearer, and therefore the kingdom requires NEW and FRESH
+WARNING; however I take that paragraph to be, in a great measure, an
+imposition upon the public, at least I hope so, because I am informed
+that Wood is generally his own newswriter. I cannot but observe from
+that paragraph that this public enemy of ours, not satisfied to ruin us
+with his trash, takes every occasion to treat this kingdom with the
+utmost contempt. He represents "several of our merchants and traders
+upon examination before a committee of council, agreeing that there was
+the utmost necessity of copper money here, before his patent, so that
+several gentlemen have been forced to tally with their workmen and give
+them bits of cards sealed and subscribed with their names." What then?
+If a physician prescribes to a patient a dram of physic, shall a rascal
+apothecary cram him with a pound, and mix it up with poison? And is not
+a landlord's hand and seal to his own labourers a better security for
+five or ten shillings, than Wood's brass seven times below the real
+value, can be to the kingdom, for an hundred and four thousand
+pounds?[3]
+
+[Footnote 3: Thus in original edition. £108,000 is the amount generally
+given. See note on p. 15. [T.S.]]
+
+But who are these merchants and traders of Ireland that make this report
+of "the utmost necessity we are under of copper money"? They are only a
+few betrayers of their country, confederates with Wood, from whom they
+are to purchase a great quantity of his coin, perhaps at half value, and
+vend it among us to the ruin of the public, and their own private
+advantage. Are not these excellent witnesses, upon whose integrity the
+fate of a kingdom must depend, who are evidences in their own cause, and
+sharers in this work of iniquity?
+
+If we could have deserved the liberty of coining for ourselves, as we
+formerly did, and why we have not _is everybody's wonder as well as
+mine_,[4] ten thousand pounds might have been coined here in Dublin of
+only one-fifth below the intrinsic value, and this sum, with the stock
+of halfpence we then had, would have been sufficient:[5] But Wood by his
+emissaries, enemies to God and this kingdom, hath taken care to buy up
+as many of our old halfpence as he could, and from thence the present
+want of change arises; to remove which, by Mr. Wood's remedy, would be,
+to cure a scratch on the finger by cutting off the arm. But supposing
+there were not one farthing of change in the whole nation, I will
+maintain, that five and twenty thousand pounds would be a sum fully
+sufficient to answer all our occasions. I am no inconsiderable
+shopkeeper in this town, I have discoursed with several of my own and
+other trades, with many gentlemen both of city and country, and also
+with great numbers of farmers, cottagers, and labourers, who all agree
+that two shillings in change for every family would be more than
+necessary in all dealings. Now by the largest computation (even before
+that grievous discouragement of agriculture, which hath so much lessened
+our numbers [6]) the souls in this kingdom are computed to be one
+million and a half, which, allowing but six to a family, makes two
+hundred and fifty thousand families, and consequently two shillings to
+each family will amount only to five and twenty thousand pounds, whereas
+this honest liberal hardwareman Wood would impose upon us above four
+times that sum.
+
+[Footnote 4: Time and again Ireland had petitioned the King of England
+for the establishment of a mint in Dublin. Both Houses of Parliament
+addressed King Charles I. in 1634, begging for a mint which should coin
+money in Ireland of the same standard and values as those of England,
+and allowing the profits to the government. Wentworth supported the
+address; but it was refused (Carte's "Ormond," vol. i., pp. 79-80). When
+Lord Cornwallis's petition for a renewal of his patent for minting coins
+was presented in 1700, it was referred to a committee of the Lords
+Justices. In their report the Lords Justices condemned the system in
+vogue, and urged the establishment of a mint, in which the coining of
+money should be in the hands of the government and in those of a
+subject. No notice was taken of this advice. See Lecky's "Ireland," vol.
+i., p. 448 (ed 1892) [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 5: Boulter stated that £10,000 or £15,000 would have amply
+fulfilled the demand ("Letters," vol. i., pp. 4, 11). [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 6: It was not alone the direct discouragement of agriculture
+which lessened the population. This result was also largely brought
+about by the anti-Catholic legislation of Queen Anne's reign, which
+"reduced the Roman Catholics to a state of depression," and caused
+thousands of them to go elsewhere for the means of living. See
+Crawford's "Ireland," vol. ii., pp. 264-267. [T.S.]]
+
+Your paragraph relates further, that Sir Isaac Newton reported an assay
+taken at the Tower of Wood's metal, by which it appears, that Wood had
+in all respects performed his contract[7]. His contract! With whom? Was
+it with the parliament or people of Ireland? Are not they to be the
+purchasers? But they detest, abhor, and reject it, as corrupt,
+fraudulent, mingled with dirt and trash. Upon which he grows angry, goes
+to law, and will impose his goods upon us by force.
+
+[Footnote 7: For the full text of Newton's report see Appendix, No. II.
+[T.S.]]
+
+But your Newsletter says that an assay was made of the coin. How
+impudent and insupportable is this? Wood takes care to coin a dozen or
+two halfpence of good metal, sends them to the Tower and they are
+approved, and these must answer all that he hath already coined or shall
+coin for the future. It is true indeed, that a gentleman often sends to
+my shop for a pattern of stuff, I cut it fairly off, and if he likes it,
+he comes or sends and compares the pattern with the whole piece, and
+probably we come to a bargain. But if I were to buy an hundred sheep,
+and the grazier should bring me one single wether fat and well fleeced
+by way of pattern, and expect the same price round for the whole
+hundred, without suffering me to see them before he was paid, or giving
+me good security to restore my money for those that were lean or shorn
+or scabby, I would be none of his customer. I have heard of a man who
+had a mind to sell his house, and therefore carried a piece of brick in
+his pocket, which he shewed as a pattern to encourage purchasers: And
+this is directly the case in point with Mr. Wood's assay.[8]
+
+[Footnote 8: Monck Mason remarks on this assay that "the assay-masters
+do not report that Mr. Wood's coinage was superior to that of former
+kings, but only to those specimens of such coinages as were exhibited by
+Mr. Wood, which, it is admitted were much worn. Whether the money coined
+in the preceding reign was good or bad is in fact nothing to the
+purpose." "'What argument,'" quotes Monck Mason from the tract issued in
+1724 entitled, "A Defence of the Conduct of the People of Ireland, in
+their unanimous refusal of Mr. Wood's Copper Money," "'can be drawn from
+the badness of our former coinages but this, that because we have
+formerly been cheated by our coiners, we ought to suffer Mr. Wood to
+cheat us over again? Whereas, one reason for our so vigorously opposing
+Mr. Wood's coinage, is, because we have always been imposed upon in our
+copper money, and we find he is treading exactly in the steps of his
+predecessors, and thinks he has a right to cheat us because he can shew
+a precedent for it.' In truth, there was a vast number of counterfeits
+of those coins, which had been imported, chiefly from Scotland, as
+appears from a proclamation prohibiting the Importation of them in 1697"
+("History St. Patrick's Cathedral," p, 340, note d.) [T.S.]]
+
+The next part of the paragraph contains Mr. Wood's voluntary proposals
+for "preventing any future objections or apprehensions."
+
+His first proposal is, that "whereas he hath already coined seventeen
+thousand pounds, and has copper prepared to make it up forty thousand
+pounds, he will be content to coin no more, unless the EXIGENCES OF
+TRADE REQUIRE IT, though his patent empowers him to coin a far greater
+quantity."
+
+To which if I were to answer it should be thus: "Let Mr. Wood and his
+crew of founders and tinkers coin on till there is not an old kettle
+left in the kingdom: let them coin old leather, tobacco-pipe clay or the
+dirt in the streets, and call their trumpery by what name they please
+from a guinea to a farthing, we are not under any concern to know how he
+and his tribe or accomplices think fit to employ themselves." But I hope
+and trust, that we are all to a man fully determined to have nothing to
+do with him or his ware.
+
+The King has given him a patent to coin halfpence, but hath not obliged
+us to take them, and I have already shewn in my "Letter to the
+Shopkeepers, &c." that the law hath not left it in the power of the
+prerogative to compel the subject to take any money, beside gold and
+silver of the right sterling and standard.
+
+Wood further proposes, (if I understand him right, for his expressions
+are dubious) that "he will not coin above forty thousand pounds, unless
+the exigences of trade require it." First, I observe that this sum of
+forty thousand pounds is almost double to what I proved to be sufficient
+for the whole kingdom, although we had not one of our old halfpence
+left. Again I ask, who is to be judge when the exigences of trade
+require it? Without doubt he means himself, for as to us of this poor
+kingdom, who must be utterly ruined if his project should succeed, we
+were never once consulted till the matter was over, and he will judge of
+our exigences by his own; neither will these be ever at an end till he
+and his accomplices will think they have enough: And it now appears that
+he will not be content with all our gold and silver, but intends to buy
+up our goods and manufactures with the same coin.
+
+I shall not enter into examination of the prices for which he now
+proposes to sell his halfpence, or what he calls his copper, by the
+pound; I have said enough of it in my former letter, and it hath
+likewise been considered by others. It is certain that by his own first
+computation, we were to pay three shillings for what was intrinsically
+worth but one,[9] although it had been of the true weight and standard
+for which he pretended to have contracted; but there is so great a
+difference both in weight and badness in several of his coins that some
+of them have been nine in ten below the intrinsic value, and most of
+them six or seven.[10]
+
+[Footnote 9: The report of the Committee of the Privy Council which sat
+on Wood's coinage, stated that copper ready for minting cost eighteen
+pence per pound before it was brought into the Mint at the Tower of
+London. See the Report prefixed to Letter III. and Appendix II., in
+which it is also stated that Wood's copper was worth thirteen pence per
+pound. [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 10: Newton's assay report says that Wood's pieces were of
+unequal weight. [T.S.]]
+
+His last proposal being of a peculiar strain and nature, deserves to be
+very particularly considered, both on account of the matter and the
+style. It is as follows.
+
+"Lastly, in consideration of the direful apprehensions which prevail in
+Ireland, that Mr. Wood will by such coinage drain them of their gold and
+silver, he proposes to take their manufactures in exchange, and that no
+person be obliged to receive more than fivepence halfpenny at one
+payment."
+
+First, Observe this little impudent hardwareman turning into ridicule
+"the direful apprehensions of a whole kingdom," priding himself as the
+cause of them, and daring to prescribe what no King of England ever
+attempted, how far a whole nation shall be obliged to take his brass
+coin. And he has reason to insult; for sure there was never an example
+in history, of a great kingdom kept in awe for above a year in daily
+dread of utter destruction, not by a powerful invader at the head of
+twenty thousand men, not by a plague or a famine, not by a tyrannical
+prince (for we never had one more gracious) or a corrupt administration,
+but by one single, diminutive, insignificant, mechanic.
+
+But to go on. To remove our "direful apprehensions that he will drain us
+of our gold and silver by his coinage:" This little arbitrary
+mock-monarch most graciously offers to "take our manufactures in
+exchange." Are our Irish understandings indeed so low in his opinion? Is
+not this the very misery we complain of? That his cursed project will
+put us under the necessity of selling our goods for what is equal to
+nothing. How would such a proposal sound from France or Spain or any
+other country we deal with, if they should offer to deal with us only
+upon this condition, that we should take their money at ten times higher
+than the intrinsic value? Does Mr. Wood think, for instance, that we
+will sell him a stone of wool for a parcel of his counters not worth
+sixpence, when we can send it to England and receive as many shillings
+in gold and silver? Surely there was never heard such a compound of
+impudence, villainy and folly.
+
+His proposals conclude with perfect high treason. He promises, that no
+person shall be _obliged_ to receive more than fivepence halfpenny of
+his coin in one payment: By which it is plain, that he pretends to
+_oblige_ every subject in this kingdom to take so much in every payment,
+if it be offered; whereas his patent obliges no man, nor can the
+prerogative by law claim such a power, as I have often observed; so
+that here Mr. Wood takes upon him the entire legislature, and an
+absolute dominion over the properties of the whole nation.
+
+Good God! Who are this wretch's advisers? Who are his supporters,
+abettors, encouragers, or sharers? Mr. Wood will _oblige_ me to take
+fivepence halfpenny of his brass in every payment! And I will shoot Mr.
+Wood and his deputies through the head, like highwaymen or
+housebreakers, if they dare to force one farthing of their coin upon me
+in the payment of an hundred pounds. It is no loss of honour to submit
+to the lion, but who, with the figure of a man, can think with patience
+of being devoured alive by a rat. He has laid a tax upon the people of
+Ireland of seventeen shillings at least in the pound; a tax I say, not
+only upon lands, but interest-money, goods, manufactures, the hire of
+handicraftsmen, labourers, and servants. Shopkeepers look to yourselves.
+Wood will _oblige_ and force you to take fivepence halfpenny of his
+trash in every payment, and many of you receive twenty, thirty, forty
+payments in a day, or else you can hardly find bread: And pray consider
+how much that will amount to in a year: Twenty times fivepence halfpenny
+is nine shillings and twopence, which is above an hundred and sixty
+pounds a year, whereof you will be losers of at least one hundred and
+forty pounds by taking your payments in his money. If any of you be
+content to deal with Mr. Wood on such conditions they may. But for my
+own particular, "let his money perish with him." If the famous Mr.
+Hampden rather chose to go to prison, than pay a few shillings to King
+Charles 1st. without authority of Parliament, I will rather choose to be
+hanged than have all my substance taxed at seventeen shillings in the
+pound, at the arbitrary will and pleasure of the venerable Mr. Wood.
+
+The paragraph concludes thus. "N.B." (that is to say _nota bene_, or
+_mark well_), "No evidence appeared from Ireland, or elsewhere, to prove
+the mischiefs complained of, or any abuses whatsoever committed in the
+execution of the said grant."
+
+The impudence of this remark exceeds all that went before. First; the
+House of Commons in Ireland, which represents the whole people of the
+kingdom; and secondly the Privy-council, addressed His Majesty against
+these halfpence. What could be done more to express the universal sense
+and opinion of the nation? If his copper were diamonds, and the kingdom
+were entirely against it, would not that be sufficient to reject it?
+Must a committee of the House of Commons, and our whole Privy-council go
+over to argue _pro_ and _con_ with Mr. Wood? To what end did the King
+give his patent for coining of halfpence in Ireland? Was it not, because
+it was represented to his sacred Majesty, that such a coinage would be
+of advantage to the good of this kingdom, and of all his subjects here?
+It is to the patentee's peril if his representation be false, and the
+execution of his patent be fraudulent and corrupt. Is he so wicked and
+foolish to think that his patent was given him to ruin a million and a
+half of people, that he might be a gainer of three or four score
+thousand pounds to himself? Before he was at the charge of passing a
+patent, much more of raking up so much filthy dross, and stamping it
+with His Majesty's "image and superscription," should he not first in
+common sense, in common equity, and common manners, have consulted the
+principal party concerned; that is to say, the people of the kingdom,
+the House of Lords or Commons, or the Privy-council? If any foreigner
+should ask us, "whose image and superscription" there is in Wood's coin,
+we should be ashamed to tell him, it was Caesar's. In that great want of
+copper halfpence, which he alleges we were, our city set up our Caesar's
+statue[11] in excellent copper, at an expense that is equal in value to
+thirty thousand pounds of his coin: And we will not receive his _image_
+in worse metal.
+
+[Footnote 11: An equestrian statue of George I. at Essex Bridge, Dublin,
+[F.]]
+
+I observe many of our people putting a melancholy case on this subject.
+"It is true" say they, "we are all undone if Wood's halfpence must pass;
+but what shall we do, if His Majesty puts out a proclamation commanding
+us to take them?" This hath been often dinned in my ears. But I desire
+my countrymen to be assured that there is nothing in it. The King never
+issues out a proclamation but to enjoin what the law permits him. He
+will not issue out a proclamation against law, or if such a thing
+should happen by a mistake, we are no more obliged to obey it than to
+run our heads into the fire. Besides, His Majesty will never command us
+by a proclamation, what he does not offer to command us in the patent
+itself. There he leaves it to our discretion, so that our destruction
+must be entirely owing to ourselves. Therefore let no man be afraid of a
+proclamation, which will never be granted; and if it should, yet upon
+this occasion, will be of no force. The King's revenues here are near
+four hundred thousand pounds a year, can you think his ministers will
+advise him to take them in Wood's brass, which will reduce the value to
+fifty thousand pounds. England gets a million sterl. by this nation,
+which, if this project goes on, will be almost reduced to nothing: And
+do you think those who live in England upon Irish estates will be
+content to take an eighth or a tenth part, by being paid in Wood's
+dross?
+
+If Wood and his confederates were not convinced of our stupidity, they
+never would have attempted so audacious an enterprise. He now sees a
+spirit hath been raised against him, and he only watches till it begins
+to flag, he goes about "watching" when to "devour us." He hopes we shall
+be weary of contending with him, and at last out of ignorance, or fear,
+or of being perfectly tired with opposition, we shall be forced to
+yield. And therefore I confess it is my chief endeavour to keep up your
+spirits and resentments. If I tell you there is a precipice under you,
+and that if you go forwards you will certainly break your necks. If I
+point to it before your eyes, must I be at the trouble of repeating it
+every morning? Are our people's "hearts waxed gross"? Are "their ears
+dull of hearing," and have "they closed their eyes"? I fear there are
+some few vipers among us, who, for ten or twenty pounds gain, would sell
+their souls and their country, though at last it would end in their own
+ruin as well as ours. Be not like "the deaf adder, who refuses to hear
+the voice of the charmer, charm he never so wisely."
+
+Though my letter be directed to you, Mr. Harding, yet I intend it for
+all my countrymen. I have no interest in this affair but what is common
+to the public. I can live better than many others, I have some gold and
+silver by me, and a shop well furnished, and shall be able to make a
+shift when many of my betters are starving. But I am grieved to see the
+coldness and indifference of many people, with whom I discourse. Some
+are afraid of a proclamation, others shrug up their shoulders, and cry,
+"What would you have us do?" Some give out, there is no danger at all.
+Others are comforted that it will be a common calamity and they shall
+fare no worse than their neighbours. Will a man, who hears midnight
+robbers at his door, get out of bed, and raise his family for a common
+defence, and shall a whole kingdom lie in a lethargy, while Mr. Wood
+comes at the head of his confederates to rob them of all they have, to
+ruin us and our posterity for ever? If an highwayman meets you on the
+road, you give him your money to save your life, but, God be thanked,
+Mr. Wood cannot touch a hair of your heads. You have all the laws of God
+and man on your side. When he or his accomplices offer you his dross it
+is but saying no, and you are safe. If a madman should come to my shop
+with an handful of dirt raked out of the kennel, and offer it in payment
+for ten yards of stuff, I would pity or laugh at him, or, if his
+behaviour deserved it, kick him out of my doors. And if Mr. Wood comes
+to demand any gold and silver, or commodities for which I have paid my
+gold and silver, in exchange for his trash, can he deserve or expect
+better treatment?
+
+When the evil day is come (if it must come) let us mark and observe
+those who presume to offer these halfpence in payment. Let their names,
+and trades, and places of abode be made public, that every one may be
+aware of them, as betrayers of their country, and confederates with Mr.
+Wood. Let them be watched at markets and fairs, and let the first honest
+discoverer give the word about, that Wood's halfpence have been offered,
+and caution the poor innocent people not to receive them.
+
+Perhaps I have been too tedious; but there would never be an end, if I
+attempted to say all that this melancholy subject will bear. I will
+conclude with humbly offering one proposal, which, if it were put in
+practice, would blow up this destructive project at once. Let some
+skilful judicious pen draw up an advertisement to the following purpose.
+
+That "Whereas one William Wood hardware-man, now or lately sojourning
+in the city of London, hath, by many misrepresentations, procured a
+patent for coining an hundred and forty thousand pounds[12] in copper
+halfpence for this kingdom, which is a sum five times greater than our
+occasions require. And whereas it is notorious that the said Wood hath
+coined his halfpence of such base metal and false weight, that they are,
+at least, six parts in seven below the real value. And whereas we have
+reason to apprehend, that the said Wood may, at any time hereafter,
+clandestinely coin as many more halfpence as he pleases. And whereas the
+said patent neither doth nor can _oblige_ His Majesty's subjects to
+receive the said halfpence in any payment, but leaves it to their
+voluntary choice, because, by law the subject cannot be _obliged_ to
+take any money except gold or silver. And whereas, contrary to the
+letter and meaning of the said patent, the said Wood hath declared that
+every person shall be _obliged_ to take fivepence halfpenny of his coin
+in every payment. And whereas the House of Commons and Privy-council
+have severally addressed his Most Sacred Majesty, representing the ill
+consequences which the said coinage may have upon this kingdom. And
+lastly whereas it is universally agreed, that the whole nation to a man
+(except Mr. Wood and his confederates) are in the utmost apprehensions
+of the ruinous consequences, that must follow from the said coinage.
+Therefore we whose names are underwritten, being persons of considerable
+estates in this kingdom, and residers therein, do unanimously resolve
+and declare that we will never receive, one farthing or halfpenny of the
+said Wood's coining, and that we will direct all our tenants to refuse
+the said coin from any person whatsoever; Of which that they may not be
+ignorant, we have sent them a copy of this advertisement, to be read to
+them by our stewards, receivers, &c."
+
+[Footnote 12: In the first paragraph of this letter the sum was given as
+£104,000. [T.S.]]
+
+I could wish, that a paper of this nature might be drawn up, and signed
+by two or three hundred principal gentlemen of this kingdom, and printed
+copies thereof sent to their several tenants; I am deceived, if anything
+could sooner defeat this execrable design of Wood and his accomplices.
+This would immediately give the alarm, and set the kingdom on their
+guard. This would give courage to the meanest tenant and cottager. "How
+long, O Lord, righteous and true."
+
+I must tell you in particular, Mr. Harding, that you are much to blame.
+Several hundred persons have enquired at your house for my "Letter to
+the Shopkeepers, &c." and you had none to sell them. Pray keep yourself
+provided with that letter, and with this; you have got very well by the
+former, but I did not then write for your sake, any more than I do now.
+Pray advertise both in every newspaper, and let it not be _your_ fault
+or _mine_, if our countrymen will not take warning. I desire you
+likewise to sell them as cheap as you can.
+
+_I am your servant_,
+
+M.B.
+
+_Aug._ 4, 1724.
+
+
+
+
+_The Report of the Committee of the Lords of His
+Majesty's most honourable Privy-Council, in
+relation to Mr. Wood's Halfpence
+and Farthings, etc._[1]
+
+AT THE COUNCIL CHAMBER AT WHITEHALL, THE 24TH DAY
+OF JULY, 1724.
+
+
+In obedience to your Majesty's order of reference, upon the several
+resolutions and addresses of both Houses of Parliament of Ireland,
+during their late session, the late address of your Majesty's justices,
+and Privy-council of that kingdom, and the petitions of the county and
+city of Dublin, concerning a patent granted by your Majesty to William
+Wood Esq; for the coining and uttering copper halfpence and farthings in
+the kingdom of Ireland, to such persons as would voluntarily accept the
+same; and upon the petition of the said William Wood, concerning the
+same coinage, the Lords of the Committee have taken into their
+consideration the said patent, addresses, petitions, and all matters and
+papers relating thereto, and have heard and examined all such persons,
+as upon due and sufficient notice, were desirous and willing to be heard
+upon the subject matter under their consideration, and have agreed upon
+the following Report, containing a true state of the whole matter, as it
+appeared before them, with their humble opinion, to be laid before your
+Majesty for your royal consideration and determination, upon a matter of
+such importance.
+
+[Footnote 1: For the story of the origin of this report see the Note
+prefixed to Letter III. [T.S.]]
+
+The several addresses to your Majesty from your subjects of Ireland,
+contain in general terms the strongest representations of the great
+apprehensions they were under, from the importing and uttering copper
+halfpence and farthings in Ireland, by virtue of the patent granted to
+Mr. Wood, which they conceived would prove highly prejudicial to your
+Majesty's revenue, destructive of the trade and commerce of the kingdom,
+and of dangerous consequence to the properties of the subject. They
+represent, That the patent had been obtained in a clandestine and
+unprecedented manner, and by notorious misrepresentations of the state
+of Ireland; That if the terms of the patent had been complied with, this
+coinage would have been of infinite loss to the kingdom, but that the
+patentee, under colour of the powers granted to him, had imported and
+endeavoured to utter great quantities of different impressions, and of
+less weight, than required by the patent, and had been guilty of
+notorious frauds and deceit in coining the said copper money: And they
+humbly beseech your Majesty, that you would give such directions, as in
+your great wisdom you should think proper, to prevent the fatal effects
+of uttering any half pence or farthings by virtue of the said patent:
+And the House of Commons of Ireland, in a second address upon this
+subject, pray, That your Majesty would be pleased to give directions to
+the several officers intrusted in the receipt of your Majesty's revenue,
+That they do not on any pretence whatever, receive or utter any of the
+said copper halfpence or farthings.
+
+In answer to the addresses of the Houses of Parliament of Ireland, your
+Majesty was most graciously pleased to assure them, "That if any abuses
+had been committed by the patentee, you would give the necessary orders
+for enquiring into and punishing those abuses; and that your Majesty
+would do everything, that was in your power, for the satisfaction of
+your people."
+
+In pursuance of this your Majesty's most gracious declaration, your
+Majesty was pleased to take this matter into you royal consideration;
+and that you might be the better enabled effectually to answer the
+expectations of your people of Ireland, your Majesty was pleased by a
+letter from Lord Carteret, one of your principal secretaries of state,
+dated March 10, 1723-4, to signify your pleasure to your Lord Lieutenant
+of Ireland, "That he should give directions for sending over such papers
+and witnesses as should be thought proper to support the objections made
+against the patent, and against the patentee, in the execution of the
+powers given him by the patent."
+
+Upon the receipt of these your Majesty's orders, the Lord Lieutenant, by
+his letter of the 20th of March, 1723-4, represented the great
+difficulty he found himself under, to comply with these your Majesty's
+orders; and by another letter of the 24th of March 1723-4, "after
+consulting the principal members of both Houses, who were immediately in
+your Majesty's service, and of the Privy Council," acquainted your
+Majesty, "That none of them would take upon them to advise, how any
+material persons or papers might be sent over on this occasion; but they
+all seemed apprehensive of the ill temper any miscarriage, in a trial,
+upon _scire facias_ brought against the patentee, might occasion in both
+Houses, if the evidence were not laid as full before a jury, as it was
+before them," and did therefore, a second time, decline sending over
+any persons, papers or materials whatsoever, to support this charge
+brought against your Majesty's patent and the patentee.
+
+As this proceeding seemed very extraordinary, that in a matter that had
+raised so great and universal a clamour in Ireland, no one person could
+be prevailed upon to come over from Ireland, in support of the united
+sense of both Houses of Parliament of Ireland; That no papers, no
+materials, no evidence whatsoever of the mischiefs arising from this
+patent, or of the notorious frauds and deceit committed in the execution
+of it, could now be had, to give your Majesty satisfaction herein; "your
+Majesty however, desirous to give your people of Ireland all possible
+satisfaction, but sensible that you cannot in any case proceed against
+any of the meanest of your subjects, but according to the known rules
+and maxims of law and justice," repeated your orders to your Lord
+Lieutenant of Ireland, that by persuasion, and making proper allowances
+for their expenses, new endeavours might be used to procure and send
+over such witnesses as should be thought material to make good the
+charge against the patent.
+
+In answer to these orders, the Lord Lieutenant of Ireland acquaints your
+Majesty, by his letter of the 23d of April to one of your principal
+secretaries of state, "That in order to obey your Majesty's commands as
+far as possibly he could, at a meeting with my Lord Chancellor, the
+Chief Judges, your Majesty's Attorney and Solicitor-General, he had
+earnestly desired their advice and assistance, to enable him to send
+over such witnesses as might be necessary to support the charge against
+Mr. Wood's patent, and the execution of it. The result of this meeting
+was such, that the Lord Lieutenant could not reap the least advantage or
+assistance from it, every one being so guarded with caution, against
+giving any advice or opinion in this matter of state, apprehending great
+danger to themselves from meddling in it."
+
+The Lords of the Committee think it very strange, that there should be
+such great difficulty in prevailing with persons, who had already given
+their evidence before the Parliament of Ireland, to come over and give
+the same evidence here, and especially, that the chief difficulty should
+arise, from a general apprehension of a miscarriage, in an enquiry
+before your Majesty, or in a proceeding by due course of law, in a case,
+where both Houses of Parliament had declared themselves so fully
+convinced, and satisfied upon evidence, and examinations taken in the
+most solemn manner.
+
+At the same time that your Majesty sent your orders to the Lord
+Lieutenant of Ireland, to send over such evidences as were thought
+material to support the charge against the patent, that your Majesty
+might, without any further loss of time than was absolutely necessary,
+be as fully informed as was possible, and that the abuses and frauds
+alleged to be committed by the patentee, in executing the powers granted
+to him, might be fully and strictly enquired into, and examined, your
+Majesty was pleased to order that an assay should be made of the
+fineness, value, and weight of this copper money, and the goodness
+thereof, compared with the former coinages of copper money for Ireland,
+and the copper money coined in your Majesty's Mint in England; and it
+was accordingly referred to Sir Isaac Newton, Edward Southwell, and
+Thomas Scroope, Esqs. to make the said assay and trial.
+
+By the reports made of this assay, which are hereunto annexed, it
+appears,[2] "That the pix of the copper moneys coined at Bristol by Mr.
+Wood for Ireland, containing the trial pieces, which was sealed and
+locked up at the time of coining, was opened at your Majesty's mint at
+the Tower; that the comptroller's account of the quantities of halfpence
+and farthings coined, agreed with Mr. Wood's account, amounting to 59
+tons, 3 hundred, 1 quarter, 11 pounds, and 4 ounces; That by the
+specimens of this coinage, which had from time to time been taken from
+the several parcels coined, and sealed up in papers, and put into the
+pix, 60 halfpence weighed 14 ounces troy, and 18 penny-weight, which is
+about a quarter of an ounce above one pound weight avoirdupois; and 30
+farthings weighed 3 ounces and 3 quarters of an ounce troy, and 46
+grams, which is also above the weight required by the patent. It also
+appears, that both halfpence and farthings when heated red-hot spread
+thin under the hammer without cracking; that the copper of which Mr.
+Wood's coinage is made, is of the same goodness and value with the
+copper of which the copper money is coined in your Majesty's mint for
+England, and worth in the market about 13 pence per pound weight
+avoirdupois; That a pound of copper wrought into bars of fillets, and
+made fit for coinage, before brought into the mint at the Tower of
+London, is worth 18 pence per pound, and always cost as much, and is
+coined into 23 pence of copper money by tale, for England; It likewise
+appears, that the halfpence and farthings coined by Mr. Wood, when
+compared with the copper money coined for Ireland, in the reigns of King
+Charles II. King James II. and King William and Queen Mary, considerably
+exceeds them all in weight, very far exceeds them all in goodness,
+fineness, and value of the copper, none of them bearing the fire so
+well, not being malleable, wasting very much in the fire, and great part
+of them burning into a cinder of little or no value at all; Specimens
+of all which, as likewise of Mr. Wood's copper money, upon trials and
+assays made by Sir Isaac Newton, Mr. Southwell, and Mr. Scroope, were
+laid before this Committee for their information."
+
+[Footnote 2: See Appendix, No. II. [T.S.]]
+
+The Lords of the Committee beg leave upon this article of the complaint,
+"That notorious frauds and deceits had been committed by the patentee,
+in executing the powers granted him," to observe to your Majesty, That
+this is a fact expressly charged upon the patentee, and if it had in any
+manner been proved, it might have enabled your Majesty, by due course of
+law, to have given the satisfaction to your people of Ireland, that has
+been so much insisted upon; but as it is now above four months since
+your Majesty was pleased to send over to Ireland for such evidence, as
+might prove a fact alleged to be so notorious, and no evidence at all
+has been as yet transmitted, nor the least expectation given of any that
+may hereafter be obtained, and the trials and assays that have been
+taken of the halfpence, and farthings coined by Mr. Wood proving so
+unquestionably the weight, goodness and fineness of the copper money
+coined, rather exceeding the conditions of the patent, than being any
+way defective, the Lords of the Committee cannot advise your Majesty, by
+a writ of _scire facias_, or any other manner to endeavour vacating the
+said patent, when there is no probability of success in such an
+undertaking.
+
+As these trials and assays fully shew that the patentee hath acted
+fairly according to the terms and conditions of his patent, so they
+evidently prove, that the care and caution made use of in this patent,
+by proper conditions, checks, and comptrols have effectually provided,
+that the copper money coined for Ireland by virtue of this patent,
+should far exceed the like coinages for Ireland, in the reigns of your
+Majesty's royal predecessors.
+
+And that your Majesty's royal predecessors have exercised this undoubted
+prerogative of granting to private persons the power and privilege of
+coining copper halfpence and farthings for the kingdom of Ireland, was
+proved to this Committee by several precedents of such patents granted
+to private persons by King Charles II. and King James II. none of which
+were equally beneficial to your kingdom of Ireland, nor so well guarded
+with proper covenants and conditions for the due execution of the powers
+thereby granted, although the power and validity of those patents, and a
+due compliance with them, was never in any one instance, till this time,
+disputed or controverted.
+
+By these former patents, the sole power of coining copper money for
+Ireland, was granted to the patentees for the term of 21 years, to be
+coined in such place as they should think convenient, and "such
+quantities as they could conveniently issue within the term of 21
+years," without any restriction of the quantity to be coined within the
+whole term, or any provision of a certain quantity, only to be coined
+annually to prevent the ill consequences of too great a quantity to be
+poured in at once, at the will and pleasure of the patentees; no
+provision was made for the goodness and fineness of the copper, no
+comptroller appointed to inspect the copper in bars and fillets, before
+coined, and take constant assays of the money when coined, and the power
+of issuing not limited "to such as would voluntarily accept the same";
+but by the patent granted to John Knox, the money coined by virtue of
+the patent, "is made and declared to be the current coin of the kingdom
+of Ireland," and a pound weight of copper was allowed to be coined into
+2 shillings and 8 pence, and whatever quantity should be coined, a rent
+of 16_l_ _per annum_ only was reserved to the crown, and 700 tons of
+copper were computed to be coined within the 21 years, without any
+complaint.
+
+The term granted to Mr. Wood for coining copper money is for 14 years
+only, the quantity for the whole term limited to 360 tons, 100 ton only
+to be issued within one year, and 20 tons each year for the 13 remaining
+years; a comptroller is appointed by the authority of the crown to
+inspect, comptrol, and assay the copper, as well not coined as coined;
+the copper to be fine British copper, cast into bars or fillets, which
+when heated red hot would spread thin under the hammer; a pound weight
+of copper to be coined into 2 shillings and sixpence, and without any
+compulsion on currency enforced, to be received by such only as would
+voluntarily and wilfully accept the same"; a rent of 800_l_ _per annum_
+is reserved unto your Majesty,[3] and 200_l per annum_ to your Majesty's
+clerk comptroller, to be paid annually by the patentee, for the full
+term of the fourteen years, which for 13 years when 20 tons of copper
+only are coined, is not inconsiderable; these great and essential
+differences in the several patents, that have been granted for coining
+copper money for the kingdom of Ireland, seemed sufficiently to justify
+the care and caution that was used in granting the letters-patent to Mr.
+Wood.
+
+[Footnote 3: See the extract from the patent itself, where the amount is
+given differently [T.S.]]
+
+It has been further represented to your Majesty, That these
+letters-patent were obtained by Mr. Wood in a clandestine and
+unprecedent manner, and by gross misrepresentations of the state of the
+kingdom of Ireland. Upon enquiring into this fact it appears, That the
+petition of Mr. Wood for obtaining this coinage, was presented to your
+Majesty at the time that several other petitions and applications were
+made to your Majesty, for the same purpose, by sundry persons, well
+acquainted and conversant with the affairs of Ireland, setting forth the
+great want of small money and change in all the common and lower parts
+of traffic, and business throughout the kingdom, and the terms of Mr.
+Wood's petition seeming to your Majesty most reasonable, thereupon a
+draught of a warrant directing a grant of such coinage to be made to Mr.
+Wood, was referred to your Majesty's then Attorney and Solicitor-general
+of England, to consider and report their opinion to your Majesty; Sir
+Isaac Newton, as the Committee is informed was consulted in all the
+steps of settling and adjusting the terms and conditions of the patent;
+and after mature deliberation, your Majesty's warrant was signed,
+directing an indenture in such manner as is practised in your Majesty's
+mint in the Tower of London, for the coining of gold and silver moneys,
+to pass the Great Seal of Great Britain, which was carried through all
+the usual forms and offices without haste or precipitation, That the
+Committee cannot discover the least pretence to say, this patent was
+passed or obtained in a clandestine or unprecedented manner, unless it
+is to be understood, that your Majesty's granting a liberty of coining
+copper money for Ireland, under the Great Seal of Great Britain, without
+referring the consideration thereof to the principal officers of
+Ireland, is the grievance and mischief complained of. Upon this head it
+must be admitted, that letters-patent under the Great Seal of Great
+Britain for coining copper money for Ireland, are legal and obligatory,
+a just and reasonable exercise of your Majesty's royal prerogative, and
+in no manner derogatory, or invasive, of any liberties or privileges of
+your subjects of Ireland. When any matter or thing is transacting that
+concerns or may affect your kingdom of Ireland, if your Majesty has any
+doubts concerning the same, or sees just cause for considering your
+officers of Ireland, your Majesty is frequently pleased to refer such
+considerations to your chief governors of Ireland, but the Lords of the
+Committee hope it will not be asserted, that any legal orders or
+resolutions of your Majesty can or ought to be called in question or
+invalidated, because the advice or consent of your chief governors of
+that kingdom was not previously had upon them: The precedents are many,
+wherein cases of great importance to Ireland, and that immediately
+affected, the interests of that kingdom, warrants, orders, and
+directions, by the authority of your Majesty and your royal
+predecessors, have been issued under the royal sign manual, without any
+previous reference, or advice of your officers of Ireland, which have
+always had their due force, and have been punctually complied with and
+obeyed. And as it cannot be disputed but this patent might legally and
+properly pass under the Great Seal of Great Britain, so their Lordships
+cannot find any precedents of references to the officers of Ireland, of
+what passed under the Great Seal of England; on the contrary, there are
+precedents of patents passed under the Great Seal of Ireland, where in
+all the previous steps the references were made to the officers of
+England.
+
+By the misrepresentation of the state of Ireland, in order to obtain
+this patent, it is presumed, is meant, That the information given to
+your Majesty of the great want of small money, to make small payments,
+was groundless, and that there is no such want of small money: The Lords
+of the Committee enquired very particularly into this article, and Mr.
+Wood produced several witnesses, that directly asserted the great want
+of small money for change, and the great damage that retailers and
+manufactures suffered for want of such copper money. Evidence was given,
+That considerable manufacturers have been obliged to give tallies, or
+tokens in cards, to their workmen for want of small money, signed upon
+the back, to be afterwards exchanged for larger money: That a premium
+was often given to obtain small money for necessary occasions: Several
+letters from Ireland to correspondents in England were read, complaining
+of the want of copper money, and expressing the great demand there was
+for this money.
+
+The great want of small money was further proved by the common use of
+_raps_, a counterfeit coin, of such base metal, that what passes for a
+halfpenny, is not worth half a farthing, which raps appear to have
+obtained a currency, out of necessity and for want of better small money
+to make change with, and by the best accounts, the Lords of the
+Committee have reason to believe, That there can be no doubt, that there
+is a real want of small money in Ireland, which seems to be so far
+admitted on all hands, that there does not appear to have been any
+misrepresentation of the state of Ireland in this respect.
+
+In the second address from the House of Commons to your Majesty, They
+most humbly beseech your Majesty, that you will be graciously pleased to
+give directions to the several officers intrusted with the receipt of
+your Majesty's revenue, that they do not, on any pretence whatsoever,
+receive or utter such halfpence or farthings, and Mr. Wood, in his
+petition to your Majesty, complains, that the officers of your Majesty's
+revenue had already given such orders to all the inferior officers not
+to receive any of this coin.
+
+Your Majesty, by your patent under the Great Seal of Great Britain,
+wills, requires and commands your "lieutenant, deputy, or other chief
+governor or governors of your kingdom of Ireland, and all other officers
+and ministers of your Majesty, your heirs and successors in England,
+Ireland or elsewhere, to be aiding and assisting to the said William
+Wood, his executors, &c. in the execution of all or any the powers,
+authorities, directions, matters or things to be executed by him or
+them, or for his or their benefit and advantage, by virtue, and in
+pursuance of the said indentures, in all things as becometh, &c." And if
+the officers of the revenue have, upon their own authority, given any
+orders, directions, significations, or intimations, to hinder or
+obstruct the receiving and uttering the copper money coined and
+imported, pursuant to your Majesty's letters-patent, this cannot but be
+looked upon as a very extraordinary proceeding.
+
+In another paragraph of the patent your Majesty has covenanted and
+granted unto the said William Wood, his executors, &c. "That upon
+performance of covenants, on his and their parts, he and they shall
+peaceably, and quietly, have, hold, and enjoy all the powers,
+authorities, privileges, licences, profits, advantages, and all other
+matters and things thereby granted, without any let, suit, trouble,
+molestation or denial of your Majesty, your heirs or successors, or of
+or by any of your or their officers or ministers, or any person or
+persons, &c." This being so expressly granted and covenanted by your
+Majesty, and there appearing no failure, non-performance, or breach of
+covenants, on the part of the patentee, the Lords of the Committee
+cannot advise your Majesty to give directions to the officers of the
+revenue, not to receive or utter any of the said copper halfpence or
+farthings as has been desired.
+
+Mr. Wood having been heard by his counsel, produced his several
+witnesses, all the papers and precedents, which he thought material,
+having been read and considered, and having as he conceived, fully
+vindicated both the patent, and the execution thereof. For his further
+justification, and to clear himself from the imputation of attempting to
+make to himself any unreasonable profit or advantage, and to enrich
+himself at the expense of the kingdom of Ireland, by endeavouring to
+impose upon them, and utter a greater quantity of copper money, than the
+necessary occasions of the people shall require, and can easily take
+off, delivered a proposal in writing, signed by himself, which is
+hereunto annexed, and Mr. Wood having by the said letters-patent,
+"covenanted, granted, and promised to, and with your Majesty, your heirs
+and successors, that he shall and will from time to time in the making
+the said copper farthings and halfpence in England, and in transporting
+the same from time to time to Ireland, and in uttering, vending,
+disposing and dispersing the same there, and in all his doings and
+accounts concerning the same, submit himself to the inspection,
+examination, order and comptrol of your Majesty and your commissioners
+of the treasury or high-treasurer for the time being;" the Lords of the
+Committee are of opinion, that your Majesty upon this voluntary offer
+and proposal of Mr. Wood, may give proper orders and directions for the
+execution and due performance of such parts of the said proposal, as
+shall be judged most for the interest and accommodation of your subjects
+of Ireland: In the mean time, it not appearing to their Lordships that
+Mr. Wood has done or committed any act or deed, that may tend to
+invalidate, or make void his letters-patent, or to forfeit the
+privileges and advantages thereby granted to him by your Majesty; It is
+but just and reasonable, that your Majesty should immediately send
+orders to your commissioners of the revenue, and all other your officers
+in Ireland, to revoke all orders, directions, significations, or
+intimations whatsoever, that may have been given by them, or any of
+them, to hinder or obstruct the receiving and uttering this copper
+money, and that the halfpence and farthings already coined by Mr. Wood,
+amounting to about 17,000_l_. and such further quantity as shall make up
+the said 17,000_l_. to 40,000_l_. "be suffered and permitted without any
+let, suit, trouble, molestation, or denial of any of your Majesty's
+officers or ministers whatsoever, to pass, and be received as current
+money by such as shall be willing to receive the same." At the same
+time, it may be advisable for your Majesty, to give the proper orders,
+that Mr. Wood shall not coin, import into Ireland, utter or dispose of
+any more copper halfpence or farthings, than to the amount of 40,000_l_.
+according to his own proposal, without your Majesty's special licence or
+authority, to be had for that purpose; and if your Majesty shall be
+pleased to order, that Mr. Wood's proposal, delivered to the Lords of
+the Committee, shall be transmitted to your Majesty's chief governor,
+deputies, or other your ministers, or officers in Ireland, it will give
+them a proper opportunity to consider, Whether, after the reduction of
+360 tons of copper, being in value 100,800_l_. to 142 tons, 17 hundred,
+16 pounds being in value 40,000_l_. only, anything can be done for the
+further satisfaction of the people of Ireland.
+
+
+
+
+LETTER III.
+
+TO THE NOBILITY AND GENTRY OF THE KINGDOM OF IRELAND.
+
+
+NOTE.
+
+The Drapier's second letter was dated August 4th, 1724. A few days
+later the English Privy Council's Report, dated 24th July, 1724, arrived
+in Dublin, and on August 25th, Swift had issued his reply to it in this
+third letter.
+
+The Report itself, which is here prefixed to the third letter, was said
+to have been the work of Walpole. Undoubtedly, it contains the best
+arguments that could then be urged in favour of Wood and the patent, and
+undoubtedly, also, it would have had the desired effect had it been
+allowed to do its work uncriticised. But Swift's opposition was fatal to
+Walpole's intentions. He took the report as but another attempt to foist
+on the people of Ireland a decree in which they had not been consulted,
+and no amount of yielding, short of complete abandonment of it, would
+palliate the thing that was hateful in itself. He resented the insult.
+After specific rebuttals of the various arguments urged in the report in
+favour of the patent, Swift suddenly turns from the comparatively petty
+and insignificant consideration as to the weight and quality of the
+coins, and deals with the broad principle of justice which the granting
+of the patent had ignored. Had the English Houses of Parliament and the
+English Privy Council, he said, addressed the King against a similar
+breach of the English people's rights, his Majesty would not have waited
+to discuss the matter, nor would his ministers have dared to advise him
+as they had done in this instance. "Am I a free man in England," he
+exclaims, "and do I become a slave in six hours in crossing the
+channel?"
+
+The report, however, is interesting inasmuch as it assists us to
+appreciate the pathetic condition of Irish affairs at the time. The very
+fact that the petition of the Irish parliament could be so handled,
+proves how strong had been the hold over Ireland by England, and with
+what daring insistence the English ministers continued to efface the
+last strongholds of Irish independence.
+
+Monck Mason, in reviewing the report, has devoted a very elaborate note
+to its details, and has fortified his criticisms with a series of
+remarkable letters from the Archbishop of Dublin, which he publishes for
+the first time.[1] I have embodied much of this note in the annotations
+which accompany the present reprint of this letter.
+
+[Footnote 1: "History of St. Patrick's Cathedral," pp. lxxxvi-xcv.]
+
+The text of this third letter is based on Sir W. Scott's, collated with
+the first edition and that given by Faulkner in "Fraud Detected." It has
+also been read with Faulkner's text given in the fourth volume of his
+edition of Swift's Works, published in 1735.
+
+[T.S.]
+
+
+[Illustration:
+ SOME
+ **Observations**
+
+ Upon a PAPER, Call'd, The
+
+ **REPORT**
+
+ OF THE
+ **COMMITTEE**
+ OF THE
+ Most Honourable the _Privy-Council_
+ IN
+ **ENGLAND,**
+ Relating to WOOD's _Half-pence_.
+
+
+ _By_. M.B. _Drapier_.
+ AUTHOR of the LETTER to the
+ _SHOP-KEEPERS_, &c.
+
+ DUBLIN:
+ Printed by _John Harding_ in
+_Molesworth's-Court_ in _Fishamble Street_.
+]
+
+
+
+LETTER III.
+
+TO THE NOBILITY AND GENTRY OF THE KINGDOM OF IRELAND.
+
+
+Having already written two letters to people of my own level, and
+condition; and having now very pressing occasion for writing a third; I
+thought I could not more properly address it than to your lordships and
+worships.
+
+The occasion is this. A printed paper was sent to me on the 18th
+instant, entitled, "A Report of the Committee of the Lords of His
+Majesty's Most Honourable Privy-Council in England, relating to Mr.
+Wood's Halfpence and Farthings."[2] There is no mention made where the
+paper was printed, but I suppose it to have been in Dublin; and I have
+been told that the copy did not come over in the Gazette, but in the
+London Journal, or some other print of no authority or consequence; and
+for anything that legally appears to the contrary, it may be a
+contrivance to fright us, or a project of some printer, who hath a mind
+to make a penny by publishing something upon a subject, which now
+employs all our thoughts in this kingdom. Mr. Wood in publishing this
+paper would insinuate to the world, as if the Committee had a greater
+concern for his credit and private emolument, than for the honour of the
+Privy-council and both Houses of Parliament here, and for the quiet and
+welfare of this whole kingdom; For it seems intended as a vindication of
+Mr. Wood, not without several severe remarks on the Houses of Lords and
+Commons of Ireland.
+
+[Footnote 2: The full text of this report is prefixed to this third
+letter of the Drapier. The report was published in the "London Journal"
+about the middle of August of 1724. Neither the "Gazette" nor any other
+ministerial organ printed it, which evidently gave Swift his cue to
+attack it in the merciless manner he did. Monck Mason thought it "not
+improbable that the minister [Walpole] adopted this method of
+communication, because it served his own purpose; he dared not to stake
+his credit upon such a document, which, in its published form, contains
+some gross mis-statements" ("History of St. Patrick's Cathedral," note,
+on p. 336). [T.S.]]
+
+The whole is indeed written with the turn and air of a pamphlet, as if
+it were a dispute between William Wood on the one part, and the Lords
+Justices, Privy-council and both Houses of Parliament on the other; the
+design of it being to clear and vindicate the injured reputation of
+William Wood, and to charge the other side with casting rash and
+groundless aspersions upon him.
+
+But if it be really what the title imports, Mr. Wood hath treated the
+Committee with great rudeness, by publishing an act of theirs in so
+unbecoming a manner, without their leave, and before it was communicated
+to the government and Privy-council of Ireland, to whom the Committee
+advised that it should be transmitted. But with all deference be it
+spoken, I do not conceive that a Report of a Committee of the Council in
+England is hitherto a law in either kingdom; and until any point is
+determined to be a law, it remains disputable by every subject.
+
+This (may it please your lordships and worships) may seem a strange way
+of discoursing in an illiterate shopkeeper. I have endeavoured (although
+without the help of books) to improve that small portion of reason which
+God hath pleased to give me, and when reason plainly appears before me,
+I cannot turn away my head from it. Thus for instance, if any lawyer
+should tell me that such a point were law, from which many gross
+palpable absurdities must follow, I would not, I could not believe him.
+If Sir Edward Coke should positively assert (which he nowhere does, but
+the direct contrary) that a limited prince, could by his prerogative
+oblige his subjects to take half an ounce of lead, stamped with his
+image, for twenty shillings in gold, I should swear he was deceived or a
+deceiver, because a power like that, would leave the whole lives and
+fortunes of the people entirely at the mercy of the monarch: Yet this,
+in effect, is what Wood hath advanced in some of his papers, and what
+suspicious people may possibly apprehend from some passages in that
+which is called the "Report."
+
+That paper mentions "such persons to have been examined, who were
+desirous and willing to be heard upon that subject." I am told, they
+were four in all, Coleby, Brown, Mr. Finley the banker, and one more
+whose name I know not. The first of these was tried for robbing the
+Treasury in Ireland, and although he was acquitted for want of legal
+proof, yet every person in the Court believed him to be guilty. The
+second was tried for a rape, and stands recorded in the votes of the
+House of Commons, for endeavouring by perjury and subornation, to take
+away the life of John Bingham, Esq.[3]
+
+[Footnote 3: Referring to these persons who were examined by the
+Committee, Monck Mason quotes from two letters from Archbishop King to
+Edward Southwell, Esq. King was one of the council, and Southwell
+secretary of state at the time. The first of these letters remarks:
+"Could a greater contempt be put upon a nation, than to see such a
+little fellow as Wood favoured and supported against them, and such
+profligates as Brown and Coleby believed before a whole parliament,
+government, and private council." From the second letter, written on
+August 15th, 1724, Monck Mason gives the following extracts:
+
+"--When I returned to Dublin I met with resolutions concerning our
+halfpence, founded chiefly on the testimony of two infamous persons,
+John Brown and Coleby: as to the first of these, you will find his
+character in the votes of the house of commons, last parliament.
+Tuesday, the 5th of November.
+
+"'Resolved, that it appears to this Committee, that a wicked conspiracy
+was maliciously contrived and carried on against John Bingham, to take
+away his life and fortune.
+
+"'Resolved, that it is the opinion of this Committee, that the said John
+Brown, of Rabens, Esq. and his accomplices, were the chief promoters and
+advisers of the said conspiracy.
+
+"'Resolved, that it is the opinion of this Committee, that the said John
+Brown is a person not fit to serve his majesty, in any office or
+employment, civil or military, whatsoever.
+
+"'Resolved, that the said John Brown has, in the course of his
+examination, grossly prevaricated with this Committee.
+
+"'To all which resolutions, the question being severally put, the house
+did agree, _nemine contradicente_.
+
+"'Ordered, that the said John Brown be, for his said prevarication,
+taken into the custody of the serjeant at arms attending this house.
+
+"'Ordered, that his majesty's attorney-general do present the said John
+Brown, for conniving and maliciously carrying on the said conspiracy to
+take away the life of the said John Bingham, and others.'
+
+"As to Coleby, he was turned out of the treasury for robbing it of a
+considerable sum of money. I was present at his trial at the
+King's-bench, and the evidence was such as convinced every one, in his
+conscience, that he was guilty; but, the proofs being presumptive, and
+not direct, the jury acquitted him; on which the judge (Pine, if I
+remember right) observed the happiness of English subjects, that, though
+everybody was convinced of a man's guilt, yet, if the evidence did not
+come up to the strict requisites of the law, he would escape" ("History
+of St. Patrick's Cathedral," pp. xciv-xcv.) [T.S.]]
+
+But since I have gone so far as to mention particular persons, it may be
+some satisfaction to know who is this Wood himself, that has the honour
+to have a whole kingdom at his mercy, for almost two years together. I
+find he is in the patent entitled _Esq_; although he were understood to
+be only a hardware-man, and so I have been bold to call him in my former
+letters; however a '_squire_ he is, not only by virtue of his patent,
+but by having been a collector in Shropshire, where pretending to have
+been robbed, and suing the county, he was cast, and for the infamy of
+the fact, lost his employment.
+
+I have heard another story of this 'Squire Wood from a very honourable
+lady, that one Hamilton told her. He (Hamilton) was sent for six years
+ago by Sir Isaac Newton to try the coinage of four men, who then
+solicited a patent for coining halfpence for Ireland; their names were
+Wood, Coster, Elliston, and Parker. Parker made the fairest offer, and
+Wood the worst, for his coin were three halfpence in a pound less value
+than the other. By which it is plain with what intentions he solicited
+this patent, but not so plain how he obtained it.
+
+It is alleged in the said paper, called the "Report," that upon repeated
+orders from a secretary of state, for sending over such papers and
+witnesses, as should be thought proper to support the objections made
+against the patent (by both Houses of Parliament) the Lord Lieutenant
+represented "the great difficulty he found himself in to comply with
+these orders. That none of the principal members of both Houses, who
+were in the King's service or council, would take upon them to advise
+how any material person or papers might be sent over on this occasion,
+&c." And this is often repeated and represented as "a proceeding that
+seems very extraordinary, and that in a matter which had raised so great
+a clamour in Ireland, no one person could be prevailed upon to come over
+from Ireland in support of the united sense of both Houses of Parliament
+in Ireland, especially that the chief difficulty should arise from a
+general apprehension of a miscarriage, in an enquiry before His
+Majesty, or in a proceeding by due course of law, in a case where both
+Houses of Parliament had declared themselves so fully convinced, and
+satisfied upon evidence, and examinations taken in the most solemn
+manner."[4]
+
+[Footnote 4: Commenting on this Monck Mason has the following note. This
+learned biographer's remarks are specially important inasmuch as he has
+fortified them with letters from Archbishop King, unpublished at the
+time he wrote: "But this [referring to the extract from the Report given
+by Swift] will not appear so strange or inexplicable after perusing the
+following letter from Archbishop King ... to Edward Southwell, Esq. ...;
+this important state paper may, therefore, be considered as an official
+communication of the sentiments of the Irish Privy Council upon this
+matter.
+
+"Letter from William King, Archbishop of Dublin, to Edward Southwell,
+Esq., dated the 23d March, 1723.
+
+"'I have not had any occasion of late to trouble you with my letters;
+but yesternight I came to the knowledge of an affair which gave me some
+uneasiness, and, I believe, will do so to the whole kingdom, when it
+becomes public. My lord lieutenant sent for several lords and commoners
+of the privy council, and communicated to them a letter from my Lord
+Carteret, writ by his majesty's command, in which was repeated the
+answer given to the addresses of the lords and commons, about one
+William Wood's farthings and halfpence; and his grace is required to
+send over witnesses and evidences against the patentee or patent: this
+has surprised most people, because we were borne in hand that that
+affair was dead, and that we should never hear any more of it.
+
+"'His grace's design was, to be advised by what means and methods he
+might effectually comply with his majesty's commands; and, by what I
+could perceive, it was the sense of all, that it was not possible, in
+the present situation of affairs, to answer his majesty's expectations
+or those of the kingdom; and that, for these reasons:
+
+"'1st, because this is a controversy between the parliament of Ireland
+and William Wood, and, the parliament being now prorogued, nobody either
+would, or durst, take on them to meddle in a business attacked by the
+parliament, or pretend to manage a cause which so deeply concerned the
+parliament, and the whole nation, without express orders. If this letter
+had come whilst the parliament was sitting, and had been communicated to
+the houses, they could have appointed certain persons to have acted for
+them, and raised a fund to support them, as has been done formerly in
+this kingdom on several occasions; but, for any, without such authority,
+to make himself a party for the legislature and people of Ireland, would
+be a bold undertaking, and, perhaps, dangerous; for, if such undertaker
+or undertakers should fail in producing all evidences that may be had,
+or any of the papers necessary to make the case evident, they must
+expect to be severely handled the next parliament for their
+officiousness, and bear the blame of the miscarriage of the cause: for
+these reasons, as it seemed to me, the privy councillors were unwilling
+to engage at all in the business, or to meddle with it.
+
+"'But, 2dly, the thing seemed impracticable; because it would signify
+nothing to send over the copies of the papers that were laid before the
+parliament, if the design is, as it seems to be, to bring the patent to
+a legal trial; for such copies we were told by lawyers, could not be
+produced in any court as evidence; and, as to the originals, they are in
+the possession of the houses, and (as was conceived) could not be taken
+from the proper officers with whom they were trusted, but by the like
+order.
+
+"'And, as to the witnesses, it was a query whether my lord lieutenant by
+his own power could send them; and, if he have such power, yet it will
+not be possible to come at the witnesses, for several in each house
+vouched several facts on their own knowledge, to whom the houses gave
+credit; my lord lieutenant can neither be apprised of the persons nor of
+the particulars which the members testified; whereas, if the parliament
+was sitting, those members would appear, and make good their assertions.
+
+"'There were several sorts of farthings and halfpence produced to the
+houses, differing in weight, and there was likewise a difference in the
+stamp. These were sent over by William Wood to his correspondents here,
+and by them produced. But can it be proved, on a legal trial, that these
+particular halfpence were coined by him? It is easy for him to say, that
+they are counterfeited, as (if I remember right) he has already affirmed
+in the public prints, in his answer to the address of the commons.
+
+"'But, 3dly, it was not on the illegality of the patent, nor chiefly on
+the abuse of it the patentee (which was not so much as mentioned by the
+lords), that the parliament insisted, but on the unavoidable mischief
+and destruction it would bring on the kingdom, and on its being obtained
+by most false and notorious misinformation of his majesty; it being
+suggested, as appears by the preamble, that the kingdom wanted such
+halfpence and farthings: now, if the king be misinformed, the lawyers
+tell us, that the grant is void. And, that his majesty was deceived in
+this grant by a false representation, it was said, needed no further
+proof than the patent itself.--William Wood by it was empowered to coin
+360 tons of copper into halfpence and farthings, which would have made
+£90,000, about the fifth part of all the current cash of Ireland; for
+that is not reckoned, by those who suppose it most, to be £500,000. Now,
+the current cash of England is reckoned above twenty millions; in
+proportion, therefore, if Ireland wants £90,000 England will want four
+millions. It is easy to imagine what would be said to a man that would
+propose to his majesty such a coinage; and it is agreed, that the people
+of England would not be more alarmed by such a patent, than the people
+of Ireland are, by the prospect of turning the fifth part of their
+current coin into brass.
+
+"'This, so far as I can remember, is a brief of what passed in the
+meeting before my lord lieutenant'" ("History of St. Patrick's
+Cathedral," pp. lxxxvii-lxxxviii). [T.S.]]
+
+How shall I, a poor ignorant shopkeeper, utterly unskilled in law, be
+able to answer so weighty an objection. I will try what can be done by
+plain reason, unassisted by art, cunning or eloquence.
+
+In my humble opinion, the committee of council, hath already prejudged
+the whole case, by calling the united sense of both Houses of
+Parliament in Ireland an "universal clamour." Here the addresses of the
+Lords and Commons of Ireland against a ruinous destructive project of an
+"obscure, single undertaker," is called a "clamour." I desire to know
+how such a style would be resented in England from a committee of
+council there to a Parliament, and how many impeachments would follow
+upon it. But supposing the appellation to be proper, I never heard of a
+wise minister who despised the universal clamour of a people, and if
+that clamour can be quieted by disappointing the fraudulent practice of
+a single person, the purchase is not exorbitant.
+
+But in answer to this objection. First it is manifest, that if this
+coinage had been in Ireland, with such limitations as have been formerly
+specified in other patents, and granted to persons of this kingdom, or
+even of England, able to give sufficient security, few or no
+inconveniencies could have happened, which might not have been
+immediately remedied. As to Mr. Knox's patent mentioned in the Report,
+security was given into the exchequer, that the patentee should at any
+time receive his halfpence back, and pay gold or silver in exchange for
+them. And Mr. Moor (to whom I suppose that patent was made over) was in
+1694 forced to leave off coining, before the end of that year, by the
+great crowds of people continually offering to return his coinage upon
+him. In 1698 he coined again, and was forced to give over for the same
+reason. This entirely alters the case; for there is no such condition in
+Wood's patent, which condition was worth a hundred times all other
+limitations whatsoever.[5]
+
+[Footnote 5: It will serve to elucidate this paragraph if an account be
+given of the various coinage patents issued for Ireland. Monck Mason
+gives an account in a long note to his biography of Swift; but as he has
+obtained it from the very ably written tract, "A Defence of the Conduct
+of the People of Ireland," etc., I have gone to that pamphlet for the
+present _résumé_. I quote from pp. 21-24 of the Dublin edition, issued
+in 1724 and printed by George Ewing:
+
+"K. Charles 2d. 1660 granted a patent for coining only farthings for the
+kingdom of Ireland to Coll. Armstrong: But I do not find he ever made
+any use of it.[A] For all our copper and brass money to the year 1680
+was issued by private persons, who obtained particular licences, _on
+giving security to change their half-pence and farthings for gold and
+silver_; but some of their securities failing, others pretending the
+half-pence which were tendered to be changed were counterfeits, the
+public always suffered. Col. Armstrong's son, finding great profit was
+made by coining half-pence in Ireland, by virtue of particular licences
+recallable at pleasure, solicited and obtained a patent in the name of
+George Legg afterwards Lord Dartmouth, for coining half-pence for
+Ireland from 1680, for 21 years, _he giving security to exchange them
+for gold or silver on demand_.[B] In pursuance of this he coined
+considerable quantities of half-pence for four years; but in 1685 [John]
+Knox, with the consent of Armstrong, got the remaining part of this term
+granted by patent in his own name, he giving security as above, and got
+his half-pence declared the current coin of Ireland, notwithstanding two
+Acts of Parliament had enacted that they should not be received in the
+revenue. Knox was interrupted in his coinage in 1689, by King James's
+taking it into his own hands, to coin his famous brass money, of which
+he coined no less than £965,375, three penny worth of metal passing for
+£10 _ster_. In this money creditors were obliged to receive their debts,
+and by this cruel stratagem Ireland lost about £60,000 per month. This
+not only made our gold and silver, but even our half-pence to disappear;
+which obliged King William to coin pewter half-pence for the use of his
+army....
+
+[Footnote A: Monck Mason, quoting Simon "On Irish Coins" (Append., No.
+LXV), says: "Sir Thomas [Armstrong] was never admitted to make use of
+this grant, nor could he obtain allowance of the chief governor of
+Ireland, to issue them as royal coin among the subjects of that
+kingdom."]
+
+[Footnote B: "A proclamation was issued by the lord lieutenant,
+declaring these half-pence to be the current coin of the kingdom, but it
+provided that none should be enforced to take more than five shillings
+in the payment of one hundred pounds, and so proportionately in all
+greater and lesser sums.... This patent was granted, by and with, the
+advice of James, Duke of Ormond" (Monck Mason, "History of St.
+Patrick's," p. 334, note y).]
+
+"After the Revolution, Col. Roger Moore being possessed of Knox's
+patent, commenced his coinage in Dublin, and at first kept several
+offices for changing his half-pence for gold or silver. He soon
+overstocked the kingdom so with copper money, that persons were obliged
+to receive large sums in it; for the officers of the crown were
+industrious dispensers of it, for which he allowed them a premium. It
+was common at that time for one to compound for 1/4 copper, and the
+collectors paid nothing else. The country being thus overcharged with a
+base coin, everyone tendered it to Col. Moore to be changed. This he
+refused, on pretence they were counterfeits.... On this he quitted
+coining in 1698, but left us in a miserable condition, which is lively
+represented in a Memorial presented by Will. Trench, Esq. to the Lords
+of the Treasury, on Mr. Wood's obtaining his patent, and which our
+Commissioners referred to.... Col. Moore finding the sweet of such a
+patent, applied to King William for a renewal of it; but his petition
+being referred to the government of Ireland, the affair was fairly
+represented to the king, whereby his designs were frustrated.
+
+"In the reign of the late Queen, application was made by Robert Baird
+and William Harnill, Trustees for the garrison which defended
+Londonderry, for a patent to coin base money for Ireland ... their
+petition was rejected.... Since this time there have been many
+applications made for such patents." [T.S.]]
+
+Put the case, that the two Houses of Lords and Commons of England, and
+the Privy-council there should address His Majesty to recall a patent,
+from whence they apprehend the most ruinous consequences to the whole
+kingdom: And to make it stronger if possible, that the whole nation,
+almost to a man, should thereupon discover the "most dismal
+apprehensions" (as Mr. Wood styles them) would His Majesty debate half
+an hour what he had to do? Would any minister dare advise him against
+recalling such a patent? Or would the matter be referred to the
+Privy-Council or to Westminster-hall, the two Houses of Parliament
+plaintiffs, and William Wood defendant? And is there even the smallest
+difference between the two cases?
+
+Were not the people of Ireland born as free as those of England? How
+have they forfeited their freedom? Is not their Parliament as fair a
+representative of the people as that of England? And hath not their
+Privy-council as great or a greater share in the administration of
+public affairs? Are they not subjects of the same King? Does not the
+same sun shine on them? And have they not the same God for their
+protector? Am I a freeman in England, and do I become a slave in six
+hours by crossing the Channel? No wonder then, if the boldest persons
+were cautious to interpose in a matter already determined by the whole
+voice of the nation, or to presume to represent the representatives of
+the kingdom, and were justly apprehensive of meeting such a treatment as
+they would deserve at the next session. It would seem very extraordinary
+if an inferior court in England, should take a matter out of the hands
+of the high court of Parliament, during a prorogation, and decide it
+against the opinion of both Houses.
+
+It happens however, that, although no persons were so bold, as to go
+over as evidences, to prove the truth of the objections made against
+this patent by the high court of Parliament here, yet these objections
+stand good, notwithstanding the answers made by Wood and his Council.
+
+The Report says, that "upon an assay made of the fineness, weight and
+value of this copper, it exceeded in every article." This is possible
+enough in the pieces upon which the assay was made; but Wood must have
+failed very much in point of dexterity, if he had not taken care to
+provide a sufficient quantity of such halfpence as would bear the trial;
+which he was well able to do, although "they were taken out of several
+parcels." Since it is now plain, that the bias of favour hath been
+wholly on his side.[6]
+
+[Footnote 6: The report of the assayers as abstracted by the Lords of
+the Committee in their report is not accurately stated. Monck Mason
+notes that the abstract omits the following passage: "But although the
+copper was very good, and the money, one piece with another, was full
+weight, yet the single pieces were not so equally coined in the weight
+as they should have been." Nor is it shown that the coins assayed were
+of the same kind as those sent into Ireland. The Committee's report
+fails to see the question that must arise when it is noted that while in
+England a pound of copper was made into twenty-three pence, yet for
+Ireland Wood was permitted to make it into thirty pence, in spite of the
+statement that the copper used in England was worth fivepence a pound
+more than that used by Wood. [T.S.]]
+
+But what need is there of disputing, when we have positive demonstration
+of Wood's fraudulent practices in this point? I have seen a large
+quantity of these halfpence weighed by a very skilful person, which were
+of four different kinds, three of them considerably under weight. I have
+now before me an exact computation of the difference of weight between
+these four sorts, by which it appears that the fourth sort, or the
+lightest, differs from the first to a degree, that, in the coinage of
+three hundred and sixty tons of copper, the patentee will be a gainer,
+only by that difference, of twenty-four thousand four hundred and
+ninety-four pounds, and in the whole, the public will be a loser of
+eighty-two thousand one hundred and sixty-eight pounds, sixteen
+shillings, even supposing the metal in point of goodness to answer
+Wood's contract and the assay that hath been made; which it infallibly
+doth not. For this point hath likewise been enquired into by very
+experienced men, who, upon several trials in many of these halfpence,
+have found them to be at least one fourth part below the real value (not
+including the raps or counterfeits that he or his accomplices have
+already made of his own coin, and scattered about). Now the coinage of
+three hundred and sixty ton of copper coined by the weight of the fourth
+or lightest sort of his halfpence will amount to one hundred twenty-two
+thousand four hundred eighty-eight pounds, sixteen shillings, and if we
+subtract a fourth part of the real value by the base mixture in the
+metal, we must add to the public loss one fourth part to be subtracted
+from the intrinsic value of the copper, which in three hundred and sixty
+tons amounts to ten thousand and eighty pounds, and this added to the
+former sum of eighty-two thousand one hundred sixty-eight pounds,
+sixteen shillings, will make in all, ninety-two thousand two hundred
+forty-eight pounds loss to the public; besides the raps or counterfeits
+that he may at any time hereafter think fit to coin. Nor do I know
+whether he reckons the dross exclusive or inclusive with his three
+hundred and sixty ton of copper; which however will make a considerable
+difference in the account.
+
+You will here please to observe, that the profit allowed to Wood by the
+patent is twelvepence out of every pound of copper valued at _1s. 6d_.
+whereas _5d_. only is allowed for coinage of a pound weight for the
+English halfpence, and this difference is almost 25 _per cent_. which is
+double to the highest exchange of money, even under all the additional
+pressures, and obstructions to trade, that this unhappy kingdom lies at
+present. This one circumstance in the coinage of three hundred and sixty
+ton of copper makes a difference of twenty-seven thousand seven hundred
+and twenty pounds between English and Irish halfpence, even allowing
+those of Wood to be all of the heaviest sort.
+
+It is likewise to be considered, that for every halfpenny in a pound
+weight exceeding the number directed by the patent, Wood will be a
+gainer in the coinage of three hundred and sixty ton of copper, sixteen
+hundred and eighty pounds profit more than the patent allows him; Out of
+which he may afford to make his comptrollers easy upon that article.
+
+As to what is alleged, that "these halfpence far exceed the like coinage
+for Ireland in the reigns of His Majesty's predecessors;" there cannot
+well be a more exceptionable way of arguing: Although the fact were
+true, which however is altogether mistaken; not by any fault in the
+Committee, but by the fraud and imposition of Wood, who certainly
+produced the worst patterns he could find, such as were coined in small
+numbers by permissions to private men, as butchers' halfpence, black
+dogs and the like, or perhaps the small St. Patrick's coin which passes
+for a farthing, or at best some of the smallest raps of the latest kind.
+For I have now by me some halfpence coined in the year 1680 by virtue of
+the patent granted to my Lord Dartmouth, which was renewed to Knox, and
+they are heavier by a ninth part than those of Wood, and in much better
+metal. And the great St. Patrick's halfpenny is yet larger than either.
+
+But what is all this to the present debate? If under the various
+exigencies of former times, by wars, rebellions, and insurrections, the
+Kings of England were sometimes forced to pay their armies here with
+mixed or base money, God forbid that the necessities of turbulent times
+should be a precedent for times of peace, and order, and settlement.
+
+In the patent above mentioned granted to Lord Dartmouth, in the reign of
+King Charles 2d. and renewed to Knox, the securities given into the
+exchequer, obliging the patentee to receive his money back upon every
+demand, were an effectual remedy against all inconveniencies. And the
+copper was coined in our own kingdom, so that we were in no danger to
+purchase it with the loss of all our silver and gold carried over to
+another, nor to be at the trouble of going to England for the redressing
+of any abuse.
+
+That the Kings of England have exercised their prerogative of coining
+copper for Ireland and for England is not the present question: But (to
+speak in the style of the Report) it would "seem a little
+extraordinary," supposing a King should think fit to exercise his
+prerogative by coining copper in Ireland, to be current in England,
+without referring it to his officers in that kingdom to be informed
+whether the grant was reasonable, and whether the people desired it or
+no, and without regard to the addresses of his Parliament against it.
+God forbid that so mean a man as I should meddle with the King's
+prerogative: But I have heard very wise men say, that the King's
+prerogative is bounded and limited by the good and welfare of his
+people. I desire to know, whether it is not understood and avowed that
+the good of Ireland was intended by this patent. But Ireland is not
+consulted at all in the matter, and as soon as Ireland is informed of
+it, they declare against it; the two Houses of Parliament and the
+Privy-council addresses His Majesty upon the mischiefs apprehended by
+such a patent. The Privy-council in England takes the matter out of the
+Parliament's cognizance; the good of the kingdom is dropped, and it is
+now determined that Mr. Wood shall have the power of ruining a whole
+nation for his private advantage.
+
+I never can suppose that such patents as these were originally granted
+with the view of being a job for the interest of a particular person, to
+the damage of the public: Whatever profit must arise to the patentee was
+surely meant at best but as a secondary motive, and since somebody must
+be a gainer, the choice of the person was made either by favour, or
+_something else_[7] or by the pretence of merit and honesty. This
+argument returns so often and strongly into my head, that I cannot
+forbear frequently repeating it. Surely His Majesty, when he consented
+to the passing of this patent, conceived he was doing an act of grace to
+his most loyal subjects of Ireland, without any regard to Mr. Wood,
+farther than as an instrument. But the people of Ireland think this
+patent (intended _no doubt_ for their good) to be a most intolerable
+grievance, and therefore Mr. Wood can never succeed, without an open
+avowal that his profit is preferred not only before the interests, but
+the very safety and being of a great kingdom; and a kingdom
+distinguished for its loyalty, perhaps above all others upon earth. Not
+turned from its duty by the "jurisdiction of the House of Lords,
+abolished at a stroke, by the hardships of the Act of Navigation newly
+enforced; By all possible obstructions in trade," and by a hundred
+other instances, "enough to fill this paper." Nor was there ever among
+us the least attempt towards an insurrection in favour of the Pretender.
+Therefore whatever justice a free people can claim we have at least an
+equal title to it with our brethren in England, and whatever grace a
+good prince can bestow on the most loyal subjects, we have reason to
+expect it: Neither hath this kingdom any way deserved to be sacrificed
+to one "single, rapacious, obscure, ignominious projector."
+
+[Footnote 7: A hint at the Duchess of Kendal's influence in the
+procuring of the patent. [T.S.]]
+
+Among other clauses mentioned in this patent, to shew how advantageous
+it is to Ireland, there is one which seems to be of a singular nature,
+that the patentee shall be obliged, during his term, "to pay eight
+hundred pounds a year to the crown, and two hundred pounds a year to the
+comptroller."[8] I have heard indeed that the King's council do always
+consider, in the passing of a patent, whether it will be of advantage to
+the crown, but I have likewise heard that it is at the same time
+considered whether the passing of it may be injurious to any other
+persons or bodies politic. However, although the attorney and solicitor
+be servants to the King, and therefore bound to consult His Majesty's
+interest, yet I am under some doubt whether eight hundred pounds a year
+to the crown would be equivalent to the ruin of a kingdom. It would be
+far better for us to have paid eight thousand pounds a year into His
+Majesty's coffers, in the midst of all our taxes (which, in proportion,
+are greater in this kingdom than ever they were in England, even during
+the war) than purchase such an addition to the revenue at the price of
+our _utter undoing_.
+
+[Footnote 8: By the terms of the patent, Wood covenanted to pay to the
+King's clerk, or comptroller of the coinage, £200 yearly, and £100 per
+annum into his Majesty's exchequer, and not as Walpole's report has it,
+£800 and £200. [T.S.]]
+
+But here it is plain that fourteen thousand pounds are to be paid by
+Wood, only as a small circumstantial charge for the purchase of his
+patent, what were his other visible costs I know not, and what were his
+latent, is variously conjectured. But he must be surely a man of some
+wonderful merit. Hath he saved any other kingdom at his own expense, to
+give him a title of reimbursing himself by the destruction of ours? Hath
+he discovered the longitude or the universal medicine? No. But he hath
+found out the philosopher's stone after a new manner, by debasing of
+copper, and resolving to force it upon us for gold.
+
+When the two Houses represented to His Majesty, that this patent to Wood
+was obtained in a clandestine manner, surely the Committee could not
+think the Parliament would insinuate that it had not passed in the
+common forms, and run through every office where fees and perquisites
+were due. They knew very well that persons in places were no enemies to
+grants, and that the officers of the crown could not be kept in the
+dark. But the late Lord Lieutenant of Ireland[9] affirmed it was a
+secret to him (and who will doubt of his veracity, especially when he
+swore to a person of quality; from whom I had it, that Ireland should
+never be troubled with these halfpence). It was a secret to the people
+of Ireland, who were to be the only sufferers, and those who best knew
+the state of the kingdom and were most able to advise in such an affair,
+were wholly strangers to it.
+
+[Footnote 9: The Duke of Grafton. Walpole called him "a fair-weather
+pilot, that knew not what he had to do, when the first storm arose."
+Charles, second Duke of Grafton (1683-1757), was the grandfather of the
+third duke, so virulently attacked by Junius in his famous letters. [T.
+S.]]
+
+It is allowed by the Report that this patent was passed without the
+knowledge of the chief governor or officers of Ireland; and it is there
+elaborately shewn, that "former patents have passed in the same manner,
+and are good in law." I shall not dispute the legality of patents, but
+am ready to suppose it in His Majesty's power to grant a patent for
+stamping round bits of copper to every subject he hath. Therefore to lay
+aside the point of law, I would only put the question, whether in reason
+and justice it would not have been proper, in an affair upon which the
+welfare of a kingdom depends, that the said kingdom should have received
+timely notice, and the matter not be carried on between the patentee and
+the officers of the Crown, who were to be the only gainers by it.
+
+The Parliament, who in matters of this nature are the most able and
+faithful counsellors, did represent this grant to be "destructive of
+trade, and dangerous to the properties of the people," to which the only
+answer is, that "the King hath a prerogative to make such a grant."
+
+It is asserted that in the patent to Knox, his "halfpence, are made and
+declared the current coin of the kingdom," whereas in this to Wood,
+there is only a "power given to issue them to such as will receive
+them." The authors of the Report, I think, do not affirm that the King
+can by law declare _anything_ to be current money by his
+letters-patents. I dare say they will not affirm it, and if Knox's
+patent contained in it powers contrary to law, why is it mentioned as a
+precedent in His Majesty's just and merciful reign:[10] But although
+that clause be not in Wood's patent, yet possibly there are others, the
+legality whereof may be equally doubted, and particularly that, whereby
+"a power is given to William Wood to break into houses in search of any
+coin made in imitation of his." This may perhaps be affirmed to be
+illegal and dangerous to the liberty of the subject. Yet this is a
+precedent taken from Knox's patent, where the same power is granted, and
+is a strong instance what uses may be sometimes made of precedents.
+
+[Footnote 10: Knox's patent, as Monck Mason points out, did not contain
+the right to have his coins pass as the current coin of the realm; that
+was permitted by a proclamation of the lord lieutenant, and could in the
+same manner be withdrawn. Knox's patent differed materially from that
+granted to Wood, since he was obliged to take back his coins and give
+gold or silver for them, and no one was compelled to take more than five
+shillings in the payment of each £100. See note, p. 66. [T.S.]]
+
+But although before the passing of this patent, it was not thought
+necessary to consult any persons of this kingdom, or make the least
+enquiry whether copper money were wanted among us; yet now at length,
+when the matter is over, when the patent hath long passed, when Wood
+hath already coined seventeen thousand pounds, and hath his tools and
+implements prepared to coin six times as much more; the Committee hath
+been pleased to make this affair the subject of enquiry. Wood is
+permitted to produce his evidences, which consist as I have already
+observed, of four in number, whereof Coleby, Brown and Mr. Finley the
+banker are three. And these were to prove that copper money was
+extremely wanted in Ireland. The first had been out of the kingdom
+almost twenty years, from the time that he was tried for robbing the
+treasury, and therefore his knowledge and credibility are equal. The
+second may be allowed a more knowing witness, because I think it is not
+above a year since the House of Commons ordered the Attorney-general to
+prosecute him, for endeavouring "to take away the life of John Bingham
+Esq; member of parliaments by perjury and subornation." He asserted that
+he was forced to tally with his labourers for want of small money (which
+hath often been practised in England by Sir Ambrose Crawley[11] and
+others) but those who knew him better give a different reason, (if there
+be any truth at all in the fact) that he was forced to tally with his
+labourers not for want of halfpence, but of more substantial money,
+which is highly possible, because the race of suborners, forgers,
+perjurers and ravishers, are usually people of no fortune, or of those
+who have run it out by their vices and profuseness. Mr. Finley the third
+witness honestly confessed, that he was ignorant whether Ireland wanted
+copper money or no; but all his intention was to buy a certain quantity
+from Wood at a large discount, and sell them as well as he could, by
+which he hoped to get two or three thousand pounds for himself.
+
+[Footnote 11: Ambrose Crowley (not Crawley) was alderman and sheriff of
+London. He was knighted January 1st, 1706-1707, and sat in the House of
+Commons as member for Andover in 1713-1714. [T.S.]]
+
+But suppose there were not one single halfpenny of copper coin in this
+whole kingdom (which Mr. Wood seems to intend, unless we will come to
+his terms, as appears by employing his emissaries to buy up our old ones
+at a penny in the shilling more than they pass for), it could not be any
+real evil to us, although it might be some inconvenience. We have many
+sorts of small silver coins, to which they are strangers in England,
+such as the French threepences, fourpence halfpennies and eightpence
+half-pennies, the Scotch fivepences and tenpences, besides their
+twenty-pences, and three-and-four-pences, by all which we are able to
+make change to a halfpenny of almost any piece of gold or silver, and if
+we are driven to Brown's expedient of a sealed card, with the little
+gold or silver still remaining, it will I suppose, be somewhat better
+than to have nothing left but Wood's adulterated copper, which he is
+neither obliged by his patent, nor hitherto able by his estate to make
+good.
+
+The Report farther tells us, it "must be admitted that letters-patents
+under the Great Seal of Great Britain for coining copper money for
+Ireland are legal and obligatory, a just and reasonable exercise of His
+Majesty's royal prerogative, and in no manner derogatory or invasive of
+any liberty or privilege of his subjects of Ireland." First we desire to
+know, why His Majesty's prerogative might not have been as well
+asserted, by passing this patent in Ireland, and subjecting the several
+conditions of the contract to the inspection of those who are only
+concerned, as was formerly done in the only precedents for patents
+granted for coining for this kingdom, since the mixed money[12] in Queen
+Elizabeth's time, during the difficulties of a rebellion: Whereas now
+upon the greatest imposition that can possibly be practised, we must go
+to England with our complaints, where it hath been for some time the
+fashion to think and to affirm that "we cannot be too hardly used."
+Again the Report says, that "such patents are obligatory." After long
+thinking, I am not able to find out what can possibly be meant here by
+this word _obligatory_. This patent of Wood neither obligeth him to
+utter his coin, nor us to take it, or if it did the latter, it would be
+so far void, because no patent can oblige the subject against law,
+unless an illegal patent passed in one kingdom can bind another and not
+itself.
+
+[Footnote 12: "Civill warre having set all Ireland in a combustion, the
+Queene [Elizabeth] more easily to subdue the rebels, did take silver
+coyne from the Irish, some few years before her death, and paid her army
+with a mixed base coyne, which, by proclamation, was commanded to be
+spent and received, for sterling silver money. This base mixed money had
+three parts of copper, and the fourth part of silver, which proportion
+of silver was in some part consumed by the mixture, so as the English
+goldsmiths valued a shilling thereof at no more than two silver pence,
+though they acknowledged the same to be worth two pence halfpenny."
+(Fynes Moryson's "Itinerary," pt. i., p. 283). [T.S.]]
+
+Lastly, it is added that "such patents are in no manner derogatory or
+invasive of any liberty or privilege of the King's subjects of Ireland."
+If this proposition be true, as it is here laid down, without any
+limitation either expressed or implied, it must follow that a King of
+England may at any time coin copper money for Ireland, and oblige his
+subjects here to take a piece of copper under the value of half a
+farthing for half-a-crown, as was practised by the late King James, and
+even without that arbitrary prince's excuse, from the necessity and
+exigences of his affairs. If this be in no manner "derogatory nor
+evasive of any liberties or privileges of the subjects of Ireland," it
+ought to have been expressed what our liberties and privileges are, and
+whether we have any at all, for in specifying the word _Ireland_,
+instead of saying "His Majesty's subjects," it would seem to insinuate
+that we are not upon the same foot with our fellow-subjects in
+_England_; which, however the practice may have been, I hope will never
+be directly asserted, for I do not understand that Poining's act[13]
+deprived us of our liberty, but only changed the manner of passing laws
+here (which however was a power most indirectly obtained) by leaving the
+negative to the two Houses of Parliament. But, waiving all controversies
+relating to the legislature, no person, I believe, was ever yet so bold
+as to affirm that the people of Ireland have not the same title to the
+benefits of the common law, with the rest of His Majesty's subjects, and
+therefore whatever liberties or privileges the people of England enjoy
+by common law, we of Ireland have the same; so that in my humble
+opinion, the word _Ireland_ standing in that proposition, was, in the
+mildest interpretation, _a lapse of the pen_.
+
+[Footnote 13: It was not intended that Poyning's act should interfere
+with the liberty of the people, but it is undoubted that advantage was
+taken of this law, and an interpretation put on it far different from
+the intention that brought it on the statute books. It was passed by a
+parliament convened by Sir Edward Poyning, at Drogheda, in the tenth
+year of Henry VII.'s reign. Its immediate cause was the invasion of
+Perkin Warbeck. That pretender assumed royal authority in Ireland and
+had several statutes passed during his short-lived term of power. To
+prevent any viceroy from arrogating to himself the powers of law-making
+it was enacted by Poyning's parliament:
+
+"That no parliament be holden hereafter in Ireland, but at such season
+as the King's lieutenant and counsaile there first do certifie the King,
+under the Great Seal of that land, the causes and considerations, and
+all such acts as them seemeth should pass in the same parliament, and
+such causes, considerations, and acts affirmed by the King and his
+counsaile to be good and expedient for that land, and his licence
+thereupon, as well in affirmation of the said causes and acts, as to
+summon the said parliament, under his Great Seal of England had and
+obtained; that done, a parliament to be had and holden as afore
+rehearsed" ("Irish Statutes," vol. i., p. 44).
+
+Two statutes, one, the Act of 3 and 4 Phil., and Mary, cap. 4, and the
+other of II Eliz. Ses. 3, cap. 8, explain this act further, and the
+latter points out the reason for the original enactment, namely, that
+"before this statute, when liberty was given to the governors to call
+parliaments at their pleasure, acts passed as well to the dishonour of
+the prince, as to the hindrance of their subjects" ("Irish Statutes,"
+vol. i., p. 346).
+
+"By Poyning's Law," says Lecky, "a great part of the independence of
+the Irish Parliament had indeed been surrendered; but even the servile
+Parliament which passed it, though extending by its own authority to
+Ireland laws previously enacted in England, never admitted the right of
+the English Parliament to make laws for Ireland." ("Hist. Ireland," vol.
+ii., p. 154; 1892 ed). [T.S.]]
+
+The Report farther asserts, that "the precedents are many, wherein cases
+of great importance to Ireland, and that immediately affected the
+interests of that kingdom, warrants, orders, and directions by the
+authority of the King and his predecessors, have been issued under the
+royal sign manual, without any previous reference or advice of His
+Majesty's officers of Ireland, which have always had their due force,
+and have been punctually complied with, and obeyed." It may be so, and I
+am heartily sorry for it, because it may prove an eternal source of
+discontent. However among all these precedents there is not one of a
+patent for coining money for Ireland.
+
+There is nothing hath perplexed me more than this doctrine of
+precedents. If a job is to be done, and upon searching records you find
+it hath been done before, there will not want a lawyer to justify the
+legality of it, by producing his precedents, without ever considering
+the motives and circumstances that first introduced them, the necessity
+or turbulence or iniquity of times, the corruptions of ministers, or the
+arbitrary disposition of the prince then reigning. And I have been told
+by persons eminent in the law, that the worst actions which human nature
+is capable of, may be justified by the same doctrine. How the first
+precedents began of determining cases of the highest importance to
+Ireland, and immediately affecting its interest, without any previous
+reference or advice to the King's officers here, may soon be accounted
+for. Before this kingdom was entirely reduced by the submission of
+Tyrone in the last year of Queen Elizabeth's reign, there was a period
+of four hundred years, which was a various scene of war and peace
+between the English pale and the Irish natives, and the government of
+that part of this island which lay in the English hands, was, in many
+things under the immediate administration of the King. Silver and copper
+were often coined here among us, and once at least upon great necessity,
+a mixed or base metal was sent from England. The reign of King James
+Ist. was employed in settling the kingdom after Tyrone's rebellion, and
+this nation flourished extremely till the time of the massacre 1641. In
+that difficult juncture of affairs, the nobility and gentry coined their
+own plate here in Dublin.
+
+By all that I can discover, the copper coin of Ireland for three hundred
+years past consisted of small pence and halfpence, which particular men
+had licence to coin, and were current only within certain towns and
+districts, according to the personal credit of the owner who uttered
+them, and was bound to receive them again, whereof I have seen many
+sorts; neither have I heard of any patent granted for coining copper for
+Ireland till the reign of King Charles II. which was in the year 1680.
+to George Legge Lord Dartmouth, and renewed by King James II. in the
+first year of his reign to John Knox. Both patents were passed in
+Ireland, and in both the patentees were obliged to receive their coin
+again to any that would offer then twenty shillings of it, for which
+they were obliged to pay gold or silver.
+
+The patents both of Lord Dartmouth and Knox were referred to the
+Attorney-general here, and a report made accordingly, and both, as I
+have already said, were passed in this kingdom. Knox had only a patent
+for the remainder of the term granted to Lord Dartmouth, the patent
+expired in 1701, and upon a petition by Roger Moor to have it renewed,
+the matter was referred hither, and upon the report of the attorney and
+solicitor, that it was not for His Majesty's service or the interest of
+the nation to have it renewed, it was rejected by King William. It
+should therefore seem very extraordinary, that a patent for coining
+copper halfpence, intended and professed for the good of the kingdom,
+should be passed without once consulting that kingdom, for the good of
+which it is declared to be intended, and this upon the application of a
+"poor, private obscure mechanic;" and a patent of such a nature, that as
+soon as ever the kingdom is informed of its being passed, they cry out
+unanimously against it as ruinous and destructive. The representative
+of the nation in Parliament, and the Privy-council address the King to
+have it recalled; yet the patentee, such a one as I have described,
+shall prevail to have this patent approved, and his private interest
+shall weigh down the application of a whole kingdom. St. Paul says, "All
+things are lawful, but all things are not expedient." We are answered
+that this patent is lawful, but is it expedient? We read that the
+high-priest said "It was expedient that one Man should die for the
+people;" and this was a most wicked proposition. But that a whole nation
+should die for one man, was never heard of before.
+
+But because much weight is laid on the precedents of other patents, for
+coining copper for Ireland, I will set this matter in as clear a light
+as I can. Whoever hath read the Report, will be apt to think, that a
+dozen precedents at least could be produced of copper coined for
+Ireland, by virtue of patents passed in England, and that the coinage
+was there too; whereas I am confident, there cannot be one precedent
+shewn of a patent passed in England for coining copper for Ireland, for
+above an hundred years past, and if there were any before, it must be in
+times of confusion. The only patents I could ever hear of, are those
+already mentioned to Lord Dartmouth and Knox; the former in 1680. and
+the latter in 1685. Now let us compare these patents with that granted
+to Wood. First, the patent to Knox, which was under the same conditions
+as that granted to Lord Dartmouth, was passed in Ireland, the government
+and the Attorney and Solicitor-general making report that it would be
+useful to this kingdom: [The patentee was obliged to make every
+halfpenny one hundred and ten grains Troy weight, whereby _2s. 2d_. only
+could be coined out of a pound of copper.][14] The patent was passed
+with the advice of the King's council here; The patentee was obliged to
+receive his coin from those who thought themselves surcharged, and to
+give gold and silver for it; Lastly, The patentee was to pay only _16l.
+13s. 4d. per ann._ to the crown. Then, as to the execution of that
+patent. First, I find the halfpence were milled, which, as it is of
+great use to prevent counterfeits (and therefore industriously avoided
+by Wood) so it was an addition to the charge of coinage. And for the
+weight and goodness of the metal; I have several halfpence now by me,
+many of which weigh a ninth part more than those coined by Wood, and
+bear the fire and hammer a great deal better; and which is no trifle,
+the impression fairer and deeper. I grant indeed, that many of the
+latter coinage yield in weight to some of Wood's, by a fraud natural to
+such patentees; but not so immediately after the grant, and before the
+coin grew current: For in this circumstance Mr. Wood must serve for a
+precedent in future times.
+
+[Footnote 14: The portion here in square brackets was printed in the
+fourth edition of this Letter and in the work entitled, "Fraud
+Detected." It is not given in Faulkner's first collected edition issued
+in 1735, nor in "The Hibernian Patriot," issued in 1730. [T.S.]]
+
+
+Let us now examine this new patent granted to William Wood. It passed
+upon very false suggestions of his own, and of a few confederates: It
+passed in England, without the least reference hither. It passed unknown
+to the very Lord Lieutenant, then in England. Wood is empowered to coin
+one hundred and eight thousand pounds, "and all the officers in the
+kingdom (civil and military) are commanded" in the Report to countenance
+and assist him. Knox had only power to utter what we would take, and was
+obliged "to receive his coin back again at our demand," and to "enter
+into security for so doing." Wood's halfpence are not milled, and
+therefore more easily counterfeited by himself as well as by others:
+Wood pays a thousand pounds _per ann._ for 14 years, Knox paid only
+_16l. 13s. 4d. per ann._ for 21 years.
+
+It was the Report that set me the example of making a comparison between
+those two patents, wherein the committee was grossly misled by the false
+representation of William Wood, as it was by another assertion, that
+seven hundred ton of copper were coined during the 21 years of Lord
+Dartmouth's and Knox's patents. Such a quantity of copper at the rate of
+_2s. 8d. per_ pound would amount to about an hundred and ninety thousand
+pounds, which was very near as much as the current cash of the kingdom
+in those days; yet, during that period, Ireland was never known to have
+too much copper coin, and for several years there was no coining at all:
+Besides I am assured, that upon enquiring into the custom-house books,
+all the copper imported into the kingdom, from 1683 to 1692, which
+includes 8 years of the 21 (besides one year allowed for the troubles)
+did not exceed 47 tons, and we cannot suppose even that small quantity
+to have been wholly applied to coinage: So that I believe there was
+never any comparison more unluckily made or so destructive of the design
+for which it was produced.
+
+The Psalmist reckons it an effect of God's anger, when "He selleth His
+people for nought, and taketh no money for them." That we have greatly
+offended God by the wickedness of our lives is not to be disputed: But
+our King we have not offended in word or deed; and although he be God's
+vicegerent upon earth, he will not punish us for any offences, except
+those which we shall commit against his legal authority, his sacred
+person (which God preserve) or the laws of the land.
+
+The Report is very profuse in arguments, that Ireland is in great want
+of copper money.[15] Who were the witnesses to prove it, hath been shewn
+already, but in the name of God, Who are to be judges? Does not the
+nation best know its own wants? Both Houses of Parliament, the
+Privy-council and the whole body of the people declare the contrary: Or
+let the wants be what they will, We desire they may not be supplied by
+Mr. Wood. We know our own wants but too well; they are many and grievous
+to be borne, but quite of another kind. Let England be satisfied: As
+things go, they will in a short time have all our gold and silver, and
+may keep their adulterate copper at home, for we are determined not to
+purchase it with our manufactures, which Wood hath graciously offered to
+accept. Our wants are not so bad by an hundredth part as the method he
+hath taken to supply them. He hath already tried his faculty in
+New-England,[16] and I hope he will meet at least with an equal
+reception here; what _that_ was I leave to public intelligence. I am
+supposing a wild case, that if there should be any person already
+receiving a monstrous pension out of this kingdom, who was instrumental
+in procuring this patent, they have either not well consulted their own
+interests, or Wood must[17] put more dross into his copper and still
+diminish its weight.
+
+[Footnote 15: On this subject of the want of small money in Ireland,
+Monck Mason traverses the Report in the following manner:
+
+"There appears to be a manifest prevarication in their lordships' report
+upon this part of the subject; they state, that the witnesses testified,
+that there was a want of small money in Ireland; they attempt,
+therefore, to impose a copper currency, which certainly was not wanted.
+To satisfy the reader upon this point, I shall quote, from the
+unpublished correspondence of Archbishop King, the following extracts:
+the first, from his letter to General Gorge, dated the 17th October,
+1724, is to the following purpose.
+
+"'... As to our wanting halfpence for change, it is most false; we have
+more halfpence than we need, already; it is true, we want change; but it
+is sixpences, shillings, half-crowns, and crowns; our silver and our
+guineas being almost gone; and the general current coin of the kingdom
+is now moydores, which are thirty shillings a-piece; at least nine pence
+above the value in silver: now, they would have us change these for
+halfpence, and so the whole cash of the kingdom would be these
+halfpence.' ...
+
+"But the true state of the case, as to coin, is more circumstantially
+developed in the following letter of the same prelate to Mr. Southwell,
+which was written a few months before, viz., on the 9th June, 1724.
+
+"'... And yet, after all, we want change, and I will take leave to
+acquaint you with the state of this kingdom as to coin. We used to have
+hardly any money passing here, but foreign ducatoons, plate pieces,
+perns, dollars, etc. but, when the East India Company were forbid
+sending the coin of England abroad, they continued to buy up all our
+foreign coin, and give us English money in lieu of some part of it; by
+which we lost twopence in every ounce, the consequence of this was, that
+in two years there was not to be seen in Ireland a piece of foreign
+silver.
+
+"'If any be brought, it is immediately sent away, the two, or as I am
+informed, the three pence in the ounce, given by the East India Company,
+being a temptation not to be resisted; but, the truth is, very little is
+brought in, for the merchants that carry our commodities to foreign
+markets, find it more to their advantage to carry directly to London
+whatever they receive in cash; and whereas formerly they used, when they
+had disposed of their cargo, to load their vessels with such commodities
+as there was a demand for in Ireland, and bring the rest in cash, they
+bring now only the commodities, and send the silver to London; and when
+they have got the twopence in every ounce from the East India Company,
+the rest serves to answer the returns we are obliged to make to England,
+for the rents we are obliged to pay to noblemen and gentlemen who have
+estates in Ireland and live in England, and for the pensions, and other
+occasions which are many; by this means they gain likewise the exchange,
+which is commonly four or five per cent, better to them than if they
+sent cash.
+
+"'It Is farther to be observed, that 21 shillings, which is the value of
+a guinea in England, makes in Ireland 22 shillings and 9 pence, whereas
+a guinea passes for 23 shillings with us, therefore, he who sends silver
+into England, gains three pence more by it than if he sent guineas; this
+advantage, though it may seem little, yet in a manner has entirely
+drained us of our English money which was given in lieu of foreign
+silver.
+
+"'But farther, if any carry foreign gold to England, they cannot easily
+pass it, and if they do, it is at a greater loss than there is in the
+guineas, this has taken away our guineas, so that there is hardly one to
+be seen; we have hardly any coin left but a few moydores and pistoles,
+which can, by no means, serve the inland trade of the kingdom.
+
+"'To give, therefore, a short view of our case, it is thus; We can have
+English coin but by stealth, there being an act of parliament forbidding
+the exportation of English coin; if, therefore, we should send our gold
+or silver to England to be coined, we cannot have it back again, or if
+we could, we cannot keep it for the reason above; we cannot for the same
+reason have foreign silver; let us add to these, that by the act of
+navigation and other acts, we cannot make our markets of buying where we
+make our markets for selling; though we might have the commodities we
+want much cheaper there, than we can have them in England, viz. all East
+India and Turkey goods, with many others: nor is it to be expected that
+any nation will trade with us with their silver only, when we will not
+exchange commodities with them.
+
+"'Except, therefore, England designs entirely to ruin Ireland, a kingdom
+by which it is demonstrable that she gains yearly thirteen or fourteen
+hundred thousand pounds, she ought to think of giving us some relief'"
+("History of St. Patrick's," pp. xciii-xciv). [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 16: See note on p. 14. [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 17: Another hint at the Duchess of Kendal and her connection
+with the patent. [T.S.]]
+
+Upon Wood's complaint that the officers of the King's revenue here had
+already given orders to all the inferior officers not to receive any
+of his coin, the Report says, That "this cannot but be looked upon as a
+very extraordinary proceeding," and being contrary to the powers given
+in the patent, the Committee say, They "cannot advise His Majesty to
+give directions to the officers of the revenue here, not to receive or
+utter any of the said coin as has been desired in the addresses of both
+Houses," but on the contrary, they "think it both just and reasonable
+that the King should immediately give orders to the commissioners of the
+revenue, &c. to revoke all orders, &c. that may have been given by them
+to hinder or obstruct the receiving the said coin." And accordingly, we
+are told, such orders are arrived.[18]. Now this was a cast of Wood's
+politics; for his information was wholly false and groundless, which he
+knew very well; and that the commissioners of the revenue here were
+all, except one, sent us from England, and love their employments too
+well to have taken such a step: But Wood was wise enough to consider,
+that such orders of revocation would be an open declaration of the crown
+in his favour, would put the government here under a difficulty, would
+make a noise, and possibly create some terror in the poor people of
+Ireland. And one great point he hath gained, that although any orders of
+revocation will be needless, yet a new order is to be sent, and perhaps
+already here, to the commissioners of the revenue, and all the King's
+officers in Ireland, that Wood's "halfpence be suffered and permitted,
+without any let, suit, trouble, molestation or denial of any of the
+King's officers or ministers whatsoever, to pass and be received as
+current money by such as shall be willing to receive them." In this
+order there is no exception, and therefore, as far as I can judge, it
+includes all officers both civil and military, from the Lord High
+Chancellor to a justice of peace, and from the general to an ensign: So
+that Wood's project is not likely to fail for want of managers enough.
+For my own part, as things stand, I have but little regret to find
+myself out of the number, and therefore I shall continue in all humility
+to exhort and warn my fellow-subjects never to receive or utter this
+coin, which will reduce the kingdom to beggary by much quicker and
+larger steps than have hitherto been taken.[19]
+
+[Footnote 18: Archbishop King's letter, quoted by Monck Mason, explains
+why it was that the revenue officers refused to receive Wood's coins. It
+seems the officers had been advised by lawyers that, in the event of
+their taking the coins, it might be quite likely they would be compelled
+to make them good, should such a demand be made of them. Precedents
+could easily be cited by those taking action, since all previous patents
+issued to private individuals for coining money, required of the
+patentee to take them back and pay for them with gold or silver. [T.
+S.]]
+
+[Footnote 19: The suggestion thus made by the Lords of the Committee,
+although coupled with the reduction in the amount of money Wood was to
+be permitted to introduce, did not do any good. Archbishop King argued
+rightly that this was treating the people of Ireland as if they were
+fools and children. If Wood could coin £40,000, what was to prevent him
+coining £200,000? The suggestion indeed irritated the people almost as
+much as did the patent itself. [T.S.]]
+
+But it is needless to argue any longer. The matter is come to an issue.
+His Majesty pursuant to the law, hath left the field open between Wood
+and the kingdom of Ireland. Wood hath liberty to offer his coin, and we
+have law, reason, liberty and necessity to refuse it. A knavish jockey
+may ride an old foundered jade about the market, but none are obliged to
+buy it. I hope the words "voluntary" and "willing to receive it" will be
+understood, and applied in their true natural meaning, as commonly
+understood by Protestants. For if a fierce captain comes to my shop to
+buy six yards of scarlet cloth, followed by a porter laden with a sack
+of Wood's coin upon his shoulders, if we are agreed about the price, and
+my scarlet lies ready cut upon the counter, if he then gives me the word
+of command, to receive my money in Wood's coin, and calls me a
+"disaffected Jacobite dog" for refusing it (although I am as loyal a
+subject as himself, and without hire) and thereupon seizes my cloth,
+leaving me the price in his odious copper, and bids me take my remedy:
+In this case, I shall hardly be brought to think that I am left to my
+own will. I shall therefore on such occasions, first order the porter
+aforesaid to go off with his pack, and then see the money in silver and
+gold in my possession before I cut or measure my cloth. But if a common
+soldier drinks his pot first, and then offers payment in Wood's
+halfpence, the landlady may be under some difficulty; For if she
+complains to his captain or ensign, they are likewise officers, included
+in this general order for encouraging these halfpence to pass as current
+money. If she goes to a justice of peace, he is also an officer, to whom
+this general order is directed. I do therefore advise her to follow my
+practice, which I have already begun, and be paid for her goods before
+she parts with them. However I should have been content, for some
+reasons, that the military gentlemen had been excepted by name, because
+I have heard it said, that their discipline is best confined within
+their own district.
+
+His Majesty in the conclusion of his answer to the address of the House
+of Lords against Wood's coin, is pleased to say that "he will do
+everything in his power for the satisfaction of his people." It should
+seem therefore, that the recalling the patent is not to be understood as
+a thing in his power. But however since the law does not oblige us to
+receive this coin, and consequently the patent leaves it to our
+voluntary choice, there is nothing remaining to preserve us from rain
+but that the whole kingdom should continue in a firm determinate
+resolution never to receive or utter this fatal coin:[20]
+
+[Footnote 20: So ready was the response to this suggestion of Swift's,
+that it was found necessary for tradesmen to take precautions to have it
+publicly known that they were in no way connected with Wood and his
+money, The following is a copy of an advertisement which illustrates
+this:
+
+"Whereas several persons in this kingdom suspect that John Molyneux of
+Meath Street, ironmonger, and his brother Daniel Molyneux, of Essex
+Street, ironmonger, are interested in the patent obtained by William
+Wood for coining of halfpence and farthings for this kingdom.
+
+"Now we the said John Molyneux and Daniel Molyneux, in order to satisfy
+the public, do hereby declare, that we are in no way concerned with the
+said Wood in relation to his said patent; And that we never were
+possessed of any of the said halfpence or farthings, except one
+halfpence and one farthing, which I the said John Molyneux received in a
+post-letter, and which I immediately afterwards delivered to one of the
+Lords-Justices of Ireland.
+
+"And we do further declare, that we will not directly or indirectly, be
+anyways concerned with the said Wood's halfpence or farthings; but on
+the contrary, act to the great advantage and satisfaction of this
+kingdom, as good, loving and faithful subjects ought to do. And we do
+further declare, that to the best of our knowledge, the said William
+Wood is not in this kingdom.
+
+"Given under our hands in Dublin this 22d. day of August 1724.
+
+"JOHN MOLYNEUX
+
+"DAN. MOLYNEUX."
+
+
+Another ran as follows:
+
+
+"ADVERTISEMENT.
+
+"Whereas, I, Thomas Handy, of Meath Street, Dublin, did receive by the
+last packet, from a person in London, to whom I am an entire stranger,
+bills of lading for eleven casks of Wood's halfpence, shipped at
+Bristol, and consigned to me by the said person on his own proper
+account, of which I had not the least notice until I received the said
+bills of lading.
+
+"Now I, the said Thomas Handy, being highly sensible of the duty and
+regard which every honest man owes to his country and to his
+fellow-subjects, do hereby declare, that I will not be concerned,
+directly or indirectly, in entering, landing, importing, receiving, or
+uttering any of the said Wood's halfpence, for that I am fully
+convinced, as well from the addresses of both Houses of Parliament, as
+otherwise, that the importing and uttering the said halfpence will be
+destructive to this nation, and prejudicial to his Majesty's revenue.
+
+"And of this my resolution I gave notice by letter to the person who
+sent me the bills of lading, the very day I received them, and have sent
+back the said bills to him.
+
+"THO. HANDY.
+
+"Dublin, 29th. August, 1724." [T.S.]]
+
+After which, let the officers to whom these orders are directed, (I
+would willingly except the military) come with their exhortations,
+their arguments and their eloquence, to persuade us to find our interest
+in our undoing. Let Wood and his accomplices travel about the country
+with cart-loads of their ware, and see who will take it off their hands,
+there will be no fear of his being robbed, for a highwayman would scorn
+to touch it.
+
+I am only in pain how the commissioners of the revenue will proceed in
+this juncture; because I am told they are obliged by act of Parliament
+to take nothing but gold and silver in payment for His Majesty's
+customs, and I think they cannot justly offer this coinage of Mr. Wood
+to others, unless they will be content to receive it themselves.
+
+The sum of the whole is this. The "Committee advises the King to send
+immediate orders to all his officers here, that Wood's coin be suffered
+and permitted without any let, suit, trouble, &c. to pass and be
+received as current money by such as shall be willing to receive the
+same." It is probable, that the first willing receivers may be those who
+must receive it whether they will or no, at least under the penalty of
+losing an office. But the landed undepending men, the merchants, the
+shopkeepers and bulk of the people, I hope, and am almost confident,
+will never receive it. What must the consequence be? The owners will
+sell it for as much as they can get. Wood's halfpence will come to be
+offered for six a penny (yet then he will be a sufficient gainer) and
+the necessary receivers will be losers of two-thirds in their salaries
+or pay.
+
+This puts me in mind of a passage I was told many years ago in England.
+At a quarter-sessions in Leicester, the justices had wisely decreed, to
+take off a halfpenny in a quart from the price of ale. One of them, who
+came in after the thing was determined, being informed of what had
+passed, said thus: "Gentlemen; you have made an order, that ale should
+be sold in our country for three halfpence a quart: I desire you will
+now make another to appoint who must drink it, for _by G-- I will
+not_."[21]
+
+[Footnote 21: The following broadside, ascribed to Swift, but written
+probably by Sheridan, further amusingly illustrates the point Swift
+makes. The broadside was printed by John Harding:
+
+"Another Letter to Mr. Harding the printer, upon occasion of the Report
+of the Committee of the Lords of His Majesty's Most Honourable
+Privy-Council, in relation to Mr. Wood's halfpence and farthings, etc.,
+lately published.
+
+"Mr. Harding,--Although this letter also is directed to you, yet you
+know that it is intended for the benefit of the whole kingdom, and
+therefore I pray make it public, and take care to disperse it.
+
+"The design of it is only to desire all people to take notice, That
+whatever apprehensions some persons seem to be under on account of the
+above-mentioned report concerning Mr. Wood's halfpence and farthings,
+yet the utmost advice which the right honourable Committee have thought
+fit to give His Majesty, is, That a certain sum of the said halfpence
+and farthings may be received as current money by such as shall be
+willing to receive the same. And if we are willing to ruin ourselves and
+our country, I think we are not to be pitied.
+
+"Upon this occasion I would only tell my countrymen a short story.
+
+"A certain King of Great Britain who spoke broad Scotch, and being
+himself a man of wit, loved both to hear and speak things that were
+humorous, had once a petition preferred to him, in which the petitioner,
+having set forth his own merits, most humbly prayed His Majesty to grant
+him letters-patent for receiving a shilling from every one of his
+subjects who should be willing to give so much to him. 'In gude troth,'
+said the King, 'a very reasonable petition. Let every man give thee twa
+shillings gin he be willing so to do, and thou shalt have full liberty
+to receive it.' 'But,' says the petitioner, 'I desire that this clause
+may be inserted in my patent, That every man who refuses to give me a
+shilling, should appear at Westminster Hall to shew cause why he so
+refuses.' 'This also,' says the King, 'shall be granted thee, but always
+with this proviso, that the man be willing to come.'
+
+"I am your, etc.
+
+"MISOXULOS."]
+
+
+I must beg leave to caution your lordships and worships in one
+particular. Wood hath graciously promised to load us at present only
+with forty thousand pounds of his coin, till the exigences of the
+kingdom require the rest. I entreat you will never suffer Mr. Wood to be
+a judge of your exigences. While there is one piece of silver or gold
+remaining in the kingdom he will call it an exigency, he will double his
+present _quantum_ by stealth as soon as he can, and will have the
+remainder still to the good. He will pour his own raps[22]and
+counterfeits upon us: France and Holland will do the same; nor will our
+own coiners at home be behind them: To confirm which I have now in my
+pocket a rap or counterfeit halfpenny in imitation of his, but so ill
+performed, that in my conscience I believe it is not of his coining.
+
+[Footnote 22: The word Rap is probably a contraction of "raparee," and
+was the name given to the tokens that passed current in Ireland for
+copper coins of small value. Generally it referred to debased coins;
+hence it may be allied to "raparee," who might be considered as a
+debased citizen. The raparees were so called from the rapary or
+half-pike they carried. [T.S.]]
+
+I must now desire your lordships and worships that you will give great
+allowance for this long undigested paper, I find myself to have gone
+into several repetitions, which were the effects of haste, while new
+thoughts fell in to add something to what I had said before. I think I
+may affirm that I have fully answered every paragraph in the Report,
+which although it be not unartfully drawn, and is perfectly in the
+spirit of a pleader who can find the most plausible topics in behalf of
+his client, yet there was no great skill required to detect the many
+mistakes contained in it, which however are by no means to be charged
+upon the right honourable Committee, but upon the most false impudent
+and fraudulent representations of Wood and his accomplices. I desire one
+particular may dwell upon your minds, although I have mentioned it more
+than once; That after all the weight laid upon precedents there is not
+one produced in the whole Report, of a patent for coining copper in
+England to pass in Ireland, and only two patents referred to (for indeed
+there were no more) which were both passed in Ireland, by references to
+the King's Council here, both less advantageous to the coiner than this
+of Wood, and in both securities given to receive the coin at every call,
+and give gold and silver in lieu of it. This demonstrates the most
+flagrant falsehood and impudence of Wood, by which he would endeavour to
+make the right honourable Committee his instruments, (for his own
+illegal and exorbitant gain,) to ruin a kingdom, which hath deserved
+quite different treatment.
+
+I am very sensible that such a work as I have undertaken might have
+worthily employed a much better pen. But when a house is attempted to be
+robbed it often happens that the weakest in the family runs first to
+stop the door. All the assistance I had were some informations from an
+eminent person,[23] whereof I am afraid I have spoiled a few by
+endeavouring to make them of a piece with my own productions, and the
+rest I was not able to manage: I was in the case of David who could not
+move in the armour of Saul, and therefore I rather chose to attack this
+"uncircumcised Philistine (Wood I mean) with a sling and a stone." And I
+may say for Wood's honour as well as my own, that he resembles Goliath
+in many circumstances, very applicable to the present purpose; For
+Goliath had "a helmet of brass upon his head, and he was armed with a
+coat of mail, and the weight of the coat was five thousand shekels of
+brass, and he had greaves of brass upon his legs, and a target of brass
+between his shoulders." In short he was like Mr. Wood, all over brass;
+And "he defied the armies of the living God." Goliath's condition of
+combat were likewise the same with those of Wood. "If he prevail against
+us, then shall we be his servants:" But if it happens that I prevail
+over him, I renounce the other part of the condition, he shall never be
+a servant of mine, for I do not think him fit to be trusted in any
+honest man's shop.
+
+[Footnote 23: Mr. Robert Lindsay, a Dublin lawyer, assisted Swift on the
+legal points raised in the Drapier's letters. This is the Mr. Lindsay,
+counsellor-at-law, to whom Swift submitted a case concerning a Mr.
+Gorman (see Scott's edit., vol. xix., p. 294). Mr. Lindsay is supposed
+to be the author of two letters addressed to Chief Justice Whitshed on
+the matter of his conduct towards the grand jury which discharged
+Harding the printer (see Scott's edit., vol. vi., p. 467). [T.S.]]
+
+I will conclude with my humble desire and request which I made in my
+second letter; That your lordships and worships would please to order a
+declaration to be drawn up expressing, in the strongest terms, your firm
+resolutions never to receive or utter any of Wood's halfpence or
+farthings, and forbidding your tenants to receive them. That the said
+declaration may be signed by as many persons as possible who have
+estates in this kingdom, and be sent down to your several tenants
+aforesaid.[24]
+
+[Footnote 24: A Declaration, pursuant to this request, was signed soon
+after by the most considerable persons of the kingdom, which was
+universally spread and of great use. [F.]
+
+"The humble petition of the lord-mayor, sheriffs, commons, and citizens
+of the city of Dublin, in Common Council assembled," was issued as a
+broadside on 8th September, 1724. See also Appendix IX. [T.S.]]
+
+And if the dread of Wood's halfpence should continue till next
+quarter-sessions (which I hope it will not) the gentlemen of every
+county will then have a fair opportunity of declaring against them with
+unanimity and zeal.
+
+I am with the greatest respect,
+ (May it please your lordships and worships)
+ Your most dutiful
+ and obedient servant,
+ M.B.
+
+Aug. 25, 1724.
+
+
+
+LETTER IV.
+
+A LETTER TO THE WHOLE PEOPLE OF IRELAND.
+
+
+NOTE
+
+The country was now in a very fever of excitement. Everywhere meetings
+were held for the purpose of expressing indignation against the
+imposition, and addresses from brewers, butchers, flying stationers, and
+townspeople generally, were sent in embodying the public protest against
+Wood and his coins. Swift fed the flame by publishing songs and ballads
+well fitted for the street singers, and appealing to the understandings
+of those who he well knew would effectively carry his message to the
+very hearths of the poorest labourers. Courtier and student, tradesman
+and freeman, thief and prostitute, beggar and loafer, all were alike
+carried by an indignation which launched them on a maelstrom of
+enthusiasm. So general became the outcry that, in Coxe's words, "the
+lords justices refused to issue the orders for the circulation of the
+coin.... People of all descriptions and parties flocked in crowds to the
+bankers to demand their money, and drew their notes with an express
+condition to be paid in gold and silver. The publishers of the most
+treasonable pamphlets escaped with impunity, provided Wood and his
+patent were introduced into the work. The grand juries could scarcely be
+induced to find any bill against such delinquents; no witnesses in the
+prosecution were safe in their persons; and no juries were inclined, or
+if inclined could venture, to find them guilty."
+
+In such a state of public feeling Swift assumed an entirely new
+attitude. He promulgated his "Letter to the Whole People of Ireland"--a
+letter which openly struck at the very root of the whole evil, and laid
+bare to the public eye the most secret spring of its righteous
+indignation. It was not Wood nor his coins, it was the freedom of the
+people of Ireland and their just rights and privileges that were being
+fought for. He wrote them the letter "to refresh and continue that
+spirit so seasonably raised among" them, and in order that they should
+plainly understand "that by the laws of God, of NATURE, of NATIONS, and
+of your COUNTRY, you ARE, and OUGHT to be as FREE a people as your
+brethren in England." The King's prerogative had been held threateningly
+over them. What was the King's prerogative? he asked in effect. It was
+but the right he enjoyed within the bounds of the law as made by the
+people in parliament assembled. The law limits him with his subjects.
+Such prerogative he respected and would take up arms to protect against
+any who should rebel. But "all government without the consent of the
+governed, is the very definition of slavery." The condition of the Irish
+nation was such that it was to be expected eleven armed men should
+overcome a single man in his shirt; but even if those in power exercise
+then power to cramp liberty, a man on the rack may still have "the
+liberty of roaring as loud as he thought fit." And the men on the rack
+roared to a tune that Walpole had never before heard.
+
+The letter appeared on the 13th October, 1724.[1] The Duke of Grafton
+had been recalled and Carteret had taken up the reins of government. For
+reasons, either personal or politic, he took Walpole's side. Coxe goes
+into considerations on this attitude of Carteret's, but they hardly
+concern us here. Suffice it that the Lord Lieutenant joined forces with
+the party in the Irish Privy Council, among whom were Midleton and St.
+John Brodrick, and on October 27th issued a proclamation offering a
+reward of £300[2] for the discovery of the author of this "wicked and
+malicious pamphlet" which highly reflected on his Majesty and his
+ministers, and which tended "to alienate the affections of his good
+subjects of England and Ireland from each other."
+
+[Footnote 1: Not on October 23rd as the earlier editors print it, and as
+Monck Mason, Scott and Mr. Churton Collins repeat.]
+
+[Footnote 2: See Appendix, No. VI.]
+
+The author's name was not made public, nor was it likely to be. There is
+no doubt that it was generally known who the author was. In that general
+knowledge lies the whole pith of the Biblical quotation circulated
+abroad on the heels of the proclamation: "And the people said unto Saul,
+shall _Jonathan_ die, who had wrought this great salvation in Israel?
+God forbid: as the Lord liveth there shall not one hair of his head fall
+to the ground, for he hath wrought with God this day: So the people
+rescued _Jonathan_ that he died not."
+
+Swift remained very much alive. Harding, for printing the obnoxious
+letter, had been arrested and imprisoned, and the Crown proceeded with
+his prosecution. In such circumstances Swift was not likely to remain
+idle. On the 26th October he addressed a letter to Lord Chancellor
+Midleton in defence of the Drapier's writings, and practically
+acknowledged himself to be the author.[3] It was not actually printed
+until 1735, but there is no doubt that Midleton received it at the time
+it was written. What effect it had on the ultimate issue is not known;
+but Midleton's conduct justifies the confidence Swift placed in him. The
+Grand Jury of the Michaelmas term of 1724 sat to consider the bill
+against Harding. On the 11th of November Swift addressed to them his
+"Seasonable Advice." The bill was thrown out. Whitshed, the Chief
+Justice, consistently with his action on a previous occasion (see vol.
+vii.), angrily remonstrated with the jury, demanded of them their
+reasons for such a decision, and finally dissolved them. This
+unconstitutional, and even disgraceful conduct, however, served but to
+accentuate the resentment of the people against Wood and the patent, and
+the Crown fared no better by a second Grand Jury. The second jury
+accompanied its rejection of the bill by a presentment against the
+patent,[4] and the defeat of the "prerogative" became assured. Every
+where the Drapier was acclaimed the saviour of his country. Any person
+who could scribble a doggerel or indite a tract rushed into print, and
+now Whitshed was harnessed to Wood in a pillory of contemptuous
+ridicule. Indeed, so bitter was the outcry against the Lord Chief
+Justice, that it is said to have hastened his death. The cities of
+Dublin, Cork and Waterford passed resolutions declaring the uttering of
+Wood's halfpence to be highly prejudicial to his Majesty's revenue and
+to the trades of the kingdom. The Drapier was now the patriot, and the
+whole nation responded to his appeal to assist him in its own defence.
+
+[Footnote 3: The highly wrought up story about Swift's butler, narrated
+by Sheridan, Deane Swift and Scott, is nothing but a sample of
+eighteenth century "sensationalism." Swift never bothered himself about
+what his servants would say with regard to the authorship of the
+Letters. Certainly this letter to Midleton proves that he was not at all
+afraid of the consequences of discovery.]
+
+[Footnote 4: See Appendix V.]
+
+The text of the present reprint is based on that given by Sir Walter
+Scott, collated with the original edition and with that reprinted in
+"Fraud Detected" (1725). Faulkner's text of 1735 has also been
+consulted.
+
+[T.S.]
+
+
+
+[Illustration:
+ A
+
+ **LETTER**
+
+ TO THE
+ **WHOLE People**
+ OF
+
+ **IRELAND**.
+
+
+ _By_ M.B. _Drapier_.
+
+AUTHOR of the LETTER to the
+ _SHOP-KEEPERS_, &c.
+
+ _DUBLIN:_
+
+ Printed by _John Harding_ in
+_Molesworth's-Court_ in _Fishamble Street_.
+]
+
+
+
+LETTER IV.
+
+A LETTER TO THE WHOLE PEOPLE OF IRELAND.
+
+
+MY DEAR COUNTRYMEN,
+
+Having already written three letters upon so disagreeable a subject as
+Mr. Wood and his halfpence; I conceived my task was at an end: But I
+find, that cordials must be frequently applied to weak constitutions,
+political as well as natural. A people long used to hardships, lose by
+degrees the very notions of liberty, they look upon themselves as
+creatures at mercy, and that all impositions laid on them by a stronger
+hand, are, in the phrase of the Report, legal and obligatory. Hence
+proceeds that poverty and lowness of spirit, to which a kingdom may be
+subject as well as a particular person. And when Esau came fainting from
+the field at the point to die, it is no wonder that he sold his
+birthright for a mess of pottage.
+
+I thought I had sufficiently shewn to all who could want instruction, by
+what methods they might safely proceed, whenever this coin should be
+offered to them; and I believe there hath not been for many ages an
+example of any kingdom so firmly united in a point of great importance,
+as this of ours is at present, against that detestable fraud. But
+however, it so happens that some weak people begin to be alarmed anew,
+by rumours industriously spread. Wood prescribes to the newsmongers in
+London what they are to write. In one of their papers published here by
+some obscure printer (and probably with no good design) we are told,
+that "the Papists in Ireland have entered into an association against
+his coin," although it be notoriously known, that they never once
+offered to stir in the matter; so that the two Houses of Parliament, the
+Privy-council, the great number of corporations, the lord mayor and
+aldermen of Dublin, the grand juries, and principal gentlemen of
+several counties are stigmatized in a lump under the name of "Papists."
+
+This impostor and his crew do likewise give out, that, by refusing to
+receive his dross for sterling, we "dispute the King's prerogative, are
+grown ripe for rebellion, and ready to shake off the dependency of
+Ireland upon the crown of England." To countenance which reports he hath
+published a paragraph in another newspaper, to let us know that "the
+Lord Lieutenant is ordered to come over immediately to settle his
+halfpence."
+
+I entreat you, my dear countrymen, not to be under the least concern
+upon these and the like rumours, which are no more than the last howls
+of a dog dissected alive, as I hope he hath sufficiently been. These
+calumnies are the only reserve that is left him. For surely our
+continued and (almost) unexampled loyalty will never be called in
+question for not suffering ourselves to be robbed of all that we have,
+by one obscure ironmonger.
+
+As to disputing the King's prerogative, give me leave to explain to
+those who are ignorant, what the meaning of that word _prerogative_ is.
+
+The Kings of these realms enjoy several powers, wherein the laws have
+not interposed: So they can make war and peace without the consent of
+Parliament; and this is a very great prerogative. But if the Parliament
+doth not approve of the war, the King must bear the charge of it out of
+his own purse, and this is as great a check on the crown. So the King
+hath a prerogative to coin money without consent of Parliament. But he
+cannot compel the subject to take that money except it be sterling, gold
+or silver; because herein he is limited by law. Some princes have indeed
+extended their prerogative further than the law allowed them; wherein
+however, the lawyers of succeeding ages, as fond as they are of
+precedents, have never dared to justify them. But to say the truth, it
+is only of late times that prerogative hath been fixed and ascertained.
+For whoever reads the histories of England, will find that some former
+Kings, and these none of the worst, have upon several occasions ventured
+to control the laws with very little ceremony or scruple, even later
+than the days of Queen Elizabeth. In her reign that pernicious counsel
+of sending base money hither, very narrowly failed of losing the
+kingdom, being complained of by the lord-deputy, the council, and the
+whole body of the English here:[5] So that soon after her death it was
+recalled by her successor, and lawful money paid in exchange.
+
+[Footnote 5: See Moryson's "Itinerary" (Pt. ii., pp. 90, 196 and 262),
+where an account is given which fully bears out Swift.[T.S.]]
+
+Having thus given you some notion of what is meant by the King's
+"prerogative," as far as a tradesman can be thought capable of
+explaining it, I will only add the opinion of the great Lord Bacon: That
+"as God governs the world by the settled laws of nature, which he hath
+made, and never transcends those laws but upon high important occasions;
+so among earthly princes, those are the wisest and the best, who govern
+by the known laws of the country, and seldomest make use of their
+prerogative."[6]
+
+[Footnote 6: The words in inverted commas appear to be a reminiscence
+rather than a quotation. I have not traced the sentence, as it stands,
+in Bacon; but the regular government of the world by the laws of nature,
+as contrasted with the exceptional disturbance of these laws, is
+enunciated in Bacon's "Confession of Faith," while the dangers of a
+strained prerogative are urged in the "Essay on Empire." Bacon certainly
+gives no support to Swift's limits of the prerogative as regards
+coinage. [CRAIK.]]
+
+Now, here you may see that the vile accusation of Wood and his
+accomplices, charging us with "disputing the King's prerogative" by
+refusing his brass, can have no place, because compelling the subject to
+take any coin which is not sterling is no part of the King's
+prerogative, and I am very confident if it were so, we should be the
+last of his people to dispute it, as well from that inviolable loyalty
+we have always paid to His Majesty, as from the treatment we might in
+such a case justly expect from some who seem to think, we have neither
+common sense nor common senses. But God be thanked, the best of them are
+only our fellow-subjects, and not our masters. One great merit I am sure
+we have, which those of English birth can have no pretence to, that our
+ancestors reduced this kingdom to the obedience of England, for which we
+have been rewarded with a worse climate, the privilege of being governed
+by laws to which we do not consent, a ruined trade, a House of Peers
+without jurisdiction, almost an incapacity for all employments; and the
+dread of Wood's halfpence.
+
+But we are so far from disputing the King's prerogative in coining, that
+we own he has power to give a patent to any man for setting his royal
+image and superscription upon whatever materials he pleases, and liberty
+to the patentee to offer them in any country from England to Japan, only
+attended with one small limitation, That nobody alive is obliged to take
+them.
+
+Upon these considerations I was ever against all recourse to England for
+a remedy against the present impending evil, especially when I observed
+that the addresses of both Houses, after long expectance, produced
+nothing but a REPORT altogether in favour of Wood, upon which I made
+some observations in a former letter, and might at least have made as
+many more. For it is a paper of as singular a nature as I ever beheld.
+
+But I mistake; for before this Report was made, His Majesty's most
+gracious answer to the House of Lords was sent over and printed, wherein
+there are these words, "granting the patent for coining halfpence and
+farthings AGREEABLE TO THE PRACTICE OF HIS ROYAL PREDECESSORS, &c." That
+King Charles 2d. and King James 2d. (AND THEY ONLY) did grant patents
+for this purpose is indisputable, and I have shewn it at large. Their
+patents were passed under the great seal of Ireland by references to
+Ireland, the copper to be coined in Ireland, the patentee was bound on
+demand to receive his coin back in Ireland, and pay silver and gold in
+return. Wood's patent was made under the great seal of England, the
+brass coined in England, not the least reference made to Ireland, the
+sum immense, and the patentee under no obligation to receive it again
+and give good money for it: This I only mention, because in my private
+thoughts I have sometimes made a query, whether the penner of those
+words in His Majesty's most gracious answer, "agreeable to the practice
+of his royal predecessors," had maturely considered the several
+circumstances, which, in my poor opinion seem to make a difference.
+
+Let me now say something concerning the other great cause of some
+people's fear, as Wood has taught the London newswriter to express it.
+That "his Excellency the Lord Lieutenant is coming over to settle Wood's
+halfpence."
+
+We know very well that the Lords Lieutenants for several years past have
+not thought this kingdom worthy the honour of their residence, longer
+than was absolutely necessary for the King's business, which
+consequently wanted no speed in the dispatch; and therefore it naturally
+fell into most men's thoughts, that a new governor coming at an unusual
+time must portend some unusual business to be done, especially if the
+common report be true, that the Parliament prorogued to I know not when,
+is by a new summons (revoking that prorogation) to assemble soon after
+his arrival: For which extraordinary proceeding the lawyers on t'other
+side the water have by great good fortune found two precedents.
+
+All this being granted, it can never enter into my head that so little a
+creature as Wood could find credit enough with the King and his
+ministers to have the Lord Lieutenant of Ireland sent hither in a hurry
+upon his errand.
+
+For let us take the whole matter nakedly as it lies before us, without
+the refinements of some people, with which we have nothing to do. Here
+is a patent granted under the great seal of England, upon false
+suggestions, to one William Wood for coining copper halfpence for
+Ireland: The Parliament here, upon apprehensions of the worst
+consequences from the said patent, address the King to have it recalled;
+this is refused, and a committee of the Privy-council report to His
+Majesty, that Wood has performed the conditions of his patent. He then
+is left to do the best he can with his halfpence; no man being obliged
+to receive them; the people here, being likewise left to themselves,
+unite as one man, resolving they will have nothing to do with his ware.
+By this plain account of the fact it is manifest, that the King and his
+ministry are wholly out of the case, and the matter is left to be
+disputed between him and us. Will any man therefore attempt to persuade
+me, that a Lord Lieutenant is to be dispatched over in great haste
+before the ordinary time, and a Parliament summoned by anticipating a
+prorogation, merely to put an hundred thousand pounds into the pocket of
+a sharper, by the ruin of a most loyal kingdom.
+
+But supposing all this to be true. By what arguments could a Lord
+Lieutenant prevail on the same Parliament which addressed with so much
+zeal and earnestness against this evil, to pass it into a law? I am sure
+their opinion of Wood and his project is not mended since the last
+prorogation; and supposing those methods should be used which detractors
+tell us have been sometimes put in practice for gaining votes. It is
+well known that in this kingdom there are few employments to be given,
+and if there were more, it is as well known to whose share they must
+fall.
+
+But because great numbers of you are altogether ignorant in the affairs
+of your country, I will tell you some reasons why there are so few
+employments to be disposed of in this kingdom. All considerable offices
+for life here are possessed by those to whom the reversions were
+granted, and these have been generally followers of the chief governors,
+or persons who had interest in the Court of England. So the Lord
+Berkeley of Stratton[7] holds that great office of master of the rolls,
+the Lord Palmerstown[8] is first remembrancer worth near 2000_l. per
+ann._ One Dodington[9] secretary to the Earl of Pembroke,[10] begged the
+reversion of clerk of the pells worth 2500_l._ a year, which he now
+enjoys by the death of the Lord Newtown. Mr. Southwell is secretary of
+state,[11] and the Earl of Burlington[12] lord high treasurer of Ireland
+by inheritance. These are only a few among many others which I have been
+told of, but cannot remember. Nay the reversion of several employments
+during pleasure are granted the same way. This among many others is a
+circumstance whereby the kingdom of Ireland is distinguished from all
+other nations upon earth, and makes it so difficult an affair to get
+into a civil employ, that Mr. Addison was forced to purchase an old
+obscure place, called keeper of the records of Bermingham's Tower of ten
+pounds a year, and to get a salary of 400_l._ annexed to it,[13] though
+all the records there are not worth half-a-crown, either for curiosity
+or use. And we lately saw a favourite secretary descend to be master of
+the revels, which by his credit and extortion he hath made pretty
+considerable.[14] I say nothing of the under-treasurership worth about
+8000_l_. a year, nor the commissioners of the revenue, four of whom
+generally live in England; For I think none of these are granted in
+reversion. But the test is, that I have known upon occasion some of
+these absent officers as keen against the interest of Ireland as if they
+had never been indebted to her for a single groat.
+
+[Footnote 7: Berkeley was one of the Junta in Harley's administration of
+1710-1714. He had married Sir John Temple's daughter. His connection
+with a person so disliked by Swift may account for his inclusion here.
+[T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 8: This was Henry Temple, first Viscount Palmerston, with whom
+Swift later had an unpleasant correspondence. Palmerston could not have
+been more than seven years old when he was appointed (September 21st,
+1680), with Luke King, chief remembrancer of the Court of Exchequer in
+Ireland, for their joint lives. King died in 1716, but the grant was
+renewed to Palmerston and his son Henry for life. He was raised to the
+peerage as Baron Temple of Mount Temple, and Viscount Palmerston of
+Palmerston, in March, 1722-1723. Sir Charles Hanbury Williams called him
+"Little Broadbottom Palmerston." He died in 1757. [T.S.] ]
+
+[Footnote 9: George Bubb (1691-1762) was Chief Secretary during
+Wharton's Lord lieutenancy in 1709. He took the name of Doddington on
+the death of his uncle in 1720. [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 10: Thomas Herbert, eighth Earl of Pembroke (1656-1733), had
+preceded the Earl of Wharton as Lord lieutenant of Ireland. He bears a
+high character in history and on four successive coronations, namely,
+those of William and Mary, Anne, George I. and George II., he acted as
+sword carrier. Although a Tory, even Macaulay acknowledges Pembroke's
+high breeding and liberality. [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 11: This is the Edward Southwell to whom Archbishop King wrote
+the letters quoted from Monck Mason in previous notes. He was the son of
+Sir Robert Southwell, the diplomatist and friend of Sir William Temple,
+to whom Swift bore a letter of introduction from the latter, soliciting
+the office of amanuensis. In June, 1720, Edward Southwell had his salary
+as secretary increased by £300; and in July of the same year the office
+was granted to him and his son for life. The Southwell family first came
+to Ireland in the reign of James I., at the time of the plantation of
+Munster. [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 12: Richard Boyle, third Earl of Burlington (or Bridlington of
+Yorks), and fourth Earl of Cork (1695-1753), was appointed Lord
+High-Treasurer of Ireland in August, 1715. His great-grandfather, the
+first Earl of Cork, had held the same office in 1631. The
+Lord-lieutenancy of the West Riding of Yorkshire, and the office of
+Custos Rotulorum of the North and West Ridings, seem also to have been
+inheritances of this family. The third Earl had a taste for
+architecture, and spent enormous sums of money in the reconstruction of
+Burlington House, a building that was freely satirized by Hogarth and
+Lord Hervey. His taste, however, seems to have run to the ornamental
+rather than the useful, and its gratification involved him in such
+serious financial difficulties, that he was compelled to sell some of
+his Irish estates. Swift notes that "My Lord Burlington is now selling
+in one article £9,000 a year in Ireland for £200,000 which must pay his
+debts" (Scott's edit. 1814, vol. xix., p. 129). [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 13: This post was found for Addison on his appointment in 1709
+as secretary to the Earl of Wharton, Lord-lieutenant of Ireland.
+Tickell, in his preface to his edition of Addison's works, says the post
+was granted to Addison as a mark of Queen Anne's special favour.
+Bermingham's Tower was that part of Dublin Castle in which the records
+were kept. [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 14: Mr. Hopkins, secretary to the Duke of Grafton. The
+exactions made by this gentleman upon the players, in his capacity of
+Master of the Revels, are the subject of two satirical poems. [S.]
+
+This may have been John Hopkins, the second son of the Bishop of
+Londonderry, who was the author of "Amasia," dedicated to the Duchess of
+Grafton. [T.S.]]
+
+I confess, I have been sometimes tempted to wish that this project of
+Wood might succeed, because I reflected with some pleasure what a jolly
+crew it would bring over among us of lords and squires, and pensioners
+of both sexes, and officers civil and military, where we should live
+together as merry and sociable as beggars, only with this one abatement,
+that we should neither have meat to feed, nor manufactures to clothe us,
+unless we could be content to prance about in coats of mail, or eat
+brass as ostriches do iron.
+
+I return from this digression to that which gave me the occasion of
+making it: And I believe you are now convinced, that if the Parliament
+of Ireland were as temptable as any other assembly within a mile of
+Christendom (which God forbid) yet the managers must of necessity fail
+for want of tools to work with. But I will yet go one step further, by
+supposing that a hundred new employments were erected on purpose to
+gratify compilers; yet still an insuperable difficulty would remain; for
+it happens, I know not how, that money is neither Whig nor Tory, neither
+of town nor country party, and it is not improbable, that a gentleman
+would rather choose to live upon his own estate which brings him gold
+and silver, than with the addition of an employment, when his rents and
+salary must both be paid in Wood's brass, at above eighty _per cent._
+discount.
+
+For these and many other reasons, I am confident you need not be under
+the least apprehensions from the sudden expectation of the Lord
+Lieutenant,[15] while we continue in our present hearty disposition; to
+alter which there is no suitable temptation can possibly be offered:
+And if, as I have often asserted from the best authority, the law hath
+not left a power in the crown to force any money except sterling upon
+the subject, much less can the crown devolve such a power upon another.
+
+[Footnote 15: Lord Carteret, afterwards Earl Granville. See note to "A
+Vindication of Lord Carteret," in vol. vii. of present edition of
+Swift's works. [T.S.]]
+
+This I speak with the utmost respect to the person and dignity of his
+Excellency the Lord Carteret, whose character hath been given me by a
+gentleman that hath known him from his first appearance in the world:
+That gentleman describes him as a young nobleman of great
+accomplishments, excellent learning, regular in his life, and of much
+spirit and vivacity. He hath since, as I have heard, been employed
+abroad, was principal secretary of state, and is now about the 37th year
+of his age appointed Lord Lieutenant of Ireland. From such a governor
+this kingdom may reasonably hope for as much prosperity as, under so
+many discouragements, it can be capable of receiving.[16]
+
+[Footnote 16: Carteret was an old friend of Swift. On the Earl's
+appointment to the Lord-lieutenancy, in April, 1724, Swift wrote him a
+letter on the matter of Wood's halfpence, in which he took the liberty
+of "an old humble servant, and one who always loved and esteemed" him,
+to make known to him the apprehensions the people were under concerning
+Mr. Wood's patent. "Neither is it doubted," he wrote, "that when your
+excellency shall be thoroughly informed, your justice and compassion for
+an injured people, will force you to employ your credit for their
+relief." Swift waited for more than a month, and on receiving no reply,
+sent a second letter, which Sir Henry Craik justly calls, "a masterpiece
+of its kind." It was as follows:
+
+"June 9, 1724.
+
+"MY LORD,
+
+"It is above a month since I took the boldness of writing to your
+excellency, upon a subject wherein the welfare of this kingdom is highly
+concerned.
+
+"I writ at the desire of several considerable persons here, who could
+not be ignorant that I had the honour of being well known to you.
+
+"I could have wished your excellency had condescended so far, as to let
+one of your under clerks have signified to me that a letter was
+received.
+
+"I have been long out of the world; but have not forgotten what used to
+pass among those I lived with while I was in it: and I can say, that
+during the experience of many years, and many changes in affairs, your
+excellency, and one more, who is not worthy to be compared to you, are
+the only great persons that ever refused to answer a letter from me,
+without regard to business, party, or greatness; and if I had not a
+peculiar esteem for your personal qualities, I should think myself to be
+acting a very inferior part in making this complaint.
+
+"I never was so humble, as to be vain upon my acquaintance with men in
+power, and always rather chose to avoid it when I was not called.
+Neither were their power or titles sufficient, without merit, to make me
+cultivate them; of which I have witnesses enough left, after all the
+havoc made among them, by accidents of time, or by changes of persons,
+measures, and opinions.
+
+"I know not how your conception of yourself may alter, by every new high
+station; but mine must continue the same, or alter for the worse.
+
+"I often told a great minister, whom you well know, that I valued him
+for being the same man through all the progress of power and place. I
+expected the like in your lordship; and still hope that I shall be the
+only person who will ever find it otherwise.
+
+"I pray God to direct your excellency in all your good undertakings, and
+especially in your government of this kingdom.
+
+"I shall trouble you no more; but remain, with great respect, my Lord,
+
+"Your excellency's most obedient,
+
+"and most humble servant,
+
+"JON. SWIFT."
+
+This letter brought an immediate reply from Carteret, who confessed
+himself in the wrong for his silence, and trusted he had not forfeited
+Swift's friendship by it. With regard to Mr. Wood's patent, he said that
+the matter was under examination, "and till that is over I am not
+informed sufficiently to make any other judgment of the matter, than
+that which I am naturally led to make, by the general aversion which
+appears to it in the whole nation." Swift replied in a charming vein,
+and elegantly put his scolding down to the testiness of old age. His
+excellency had humbled him. "Therefore, I fortel that you, who could so
+easily conquer so captious a person, and of so little consequence, will
+quickly subdue this whole kingdom to love and reverence you" (Scott's
+ed. 1824, vol. xvi., pp. 430-435). [T.S.]]
+
+It is true indeed, that within the memory of man, there have been
+governors of so much dexterity, as to carry points of terrible
+consequence to this kingdom, by their power with _those who were in
+office_, and by their arts in managing or deluding others with oaths,
+affability, and even with dinners. If Wood's brass had in those times
+been upon the anvil, it is obvious enough to conceive what methods would
+have been taken. Depending persons would have been told in plain terms,
+that it was a "service expected from them, under pain of the public
+business being put into more complying hands." Others would be allured
+by promises. To the country gentleman, besides good words, burgundy and
+closeting. It would perhaps have been hinted how "kindly it would be
+taken to comply with a royal patent, though it were not compulsory,"
+that if any inconveniences ensued, it might be made up with other
+"graces or favours hereafter." That "gentlemen ought to consider whether
+it were prudent or safe to disgust England:" They would be desired to
+"think of some good bills for encouraging of trade, and setting the poor
+to work, some further acts against Popery and for uniting Protestants."
+There would be solemn engagements that we should "never be troubled with
+above forty thousand pounds in his coin, and all of the best and
+weightiest sort, for which we should only give our manufactures in
+exchange, and keep our gold and silver at home." Perhaps a "seasonable
+report of some invasion would have been spread in the most proper
+juncture," which is a great smoother of rubs in public proceedings; and
+we should have been told that "this was no time to create differences
+when the kingdom was in danger."
+
+These, I say, and the like methods would in corrupt times have been
+taken to let in this deluge of brass among us; and I am confident would
+even then have not succeeded, much less under the administration of so
+excellent a person as the Lord Carteret, and in a country where the
+people of all ranks, parties and denominations are convinced to a man,
+that the utter undoing of themselves and their posterity for ever will
+be dated from the admission of that execrable coin; that if it once
+enters, it can be no more confined to a small or moderate quantity, than
+the plague can be confined to a few families, and that no equivalent can
+be given by any earthly power, any more than a dead carcass can be
+recovered to life by a cordial.
+
+There is one comfortable circumstance in this universal opposition to
+Mr. Wood, that the people sent over hither from England to fill up our
+vacancies ecclesiastical, civil and military, are all on our side:
+Money, the great divider of the world, hath by a strange revolution,
+been the great uniter of a most divided people. Who would leave a
+hundred pounds a year in England (a country of freedom) to be paid a
+thousand in Ireland out of Wood's exchequer. The gentleman they have
+lately made primate[17] would never quit his seat in an English House of
+Lords, and his preferments at Oxford and Bristol, worth twelve hundred
+pounds a year, for four times the denomination here, but not half the
+value; therefore I expect to hear he will be as good an Irishman, upon
+this article, as any of his brethren, or even of us who have had the
+misfortune to be born in this island. For those, who, in the common
+phrase, do not "come hither to learn the language," would never change a
+better country for a worse, to receive brass instead of gold.
+
+[Footnote 17: Hugh Boulter (1672-1742) was appointed Archbishop of
+Armagh, August 31st, 1724. He had been a fellow of Magdalen College,
+Oxford, and had served the King as chaplain in Hanover, in 1719. In this
+latter year he was promoted to the Bishopric of Bristol, and the Deanery
+of Christ Church, Oxford. His appointment as Primate of Ireland, was in
+accordance with Walpole's plan for governing Ireland from England.
+Walpole had no love for Carteret, and no faith in his power or
+willingness to aid him in his policy. Indeed, Carteret was sent to
+Ireland to be got out of the way. He was governor nominally; the real
+governor being Walpole in the person of the new Primate. What were
+Boulter's instructions may be gathered from the manner in which he
+carried out his purpose. Of a strong character and of untiring energy,
+Boulter set about his work in a fashion which showed that Walpole had
+chosen well. Nothing of any importance that transpired in Ireland, no
+fact of any interest about the individuals in office, no movement of any
+suspected or suspicious person escaped his vigilance. His letters
+testify to an unabating zeal for the English government of Irish affairs
+by Englishmen in the English interest. His perseverance knew no
+obstacles; he continued against all difficulties in his dogged and yet
+able manner to establish some order out of the chaos of Ireland's
+condition. But his government was the outcome of a profound conviction
+that only in the interest of England should Ireland be governed. If
+Ireland could be made prosperous and contented, so much more good would
+accrue to England. But that prosperity and that contentment had nothing
+whatever to do with safeguarding Irish institutions, or recognizing the
+rights of the Irish people. If he gave way to popular opinion at all, it
+was because it was either expedient or beneficial to the English
+interest. If he urged, as he did, the founding of Protestant Charter
+schools, it was because this would strengthen the English power. To
+preserve that he obtained the enactment of a statute which excluded
+Roman Catholics from the legal profession and the offices of legal
+administration; and another act of his making actually disfranchised
+them altogether. Boulter was also a member of the Irish Privy Council,
+and Lord Justice of Ireland. The latter office he held under the
+vice-regencies of Carteret, Dorset and Devonshire. His secretary,
+Ambrose Philips, had been connected with him, in earlier years, in
+contributing to a periodical entitled, "The Free Thinker," which
+appeared in 1718. Philips, in 1769, supervised the publication of
+Boulter's "Letters," which were published at Oxford. [T.S.]]
+
+Another slander spread by Wood and his emissaries is, that by opposing
+him we discover an inclination to "shake off our dependence upon the
+crown of England." Pray observe how important a person is this same
+William Wood, and how the public weal of two kingdoms is involved in
+his private interest. First, all those who refuse to take his coin are
+Papists; for he tells us that "none but Papists are associated against
+him;" Secondly, they "dispute the King's prerogative;" Thirdly, "they
+are ripe for rebellion," and Fourthly, they are going to "shake off
+their dependence upon the crown of England;" That is to say, "they are
+going to choose another king;" For there can be no other meaning in this
+expression, however some may pretend to strain it.
+
+And this gives me an opportunity of explaining, to those who are
+ignorant, another point, which hath often swelled in my breast. Those
+who come over hither to us from England, and some weak people among
+ourselves, whenever in discourse we make mention of liberty and
+property, shake their heads, and tell us, that Ireland is a "depending
+kingdom," as if they would seem, by this phrase, to intend that the
+people of Ireland is in some state of slavery or dependence different
+from those of England; Whereas a "depending kingdom" is a modern term of
+art, unknown, as I have heard, to all ancient civilians, and writers
+upon government; and Ireland is on the contrary called in some statutes
+an "imperial crown," as held only from God; which is as high a style as
+any kingdom is capable of receiving. Therefore by this expression, a
+"depending kingdom," there is no more understood than that by a statute
+made here in the 33d year of Henry 8th. "The King and his successors are
+to be kings imperial of this realm as united and knit to the imperial
+crown of England." I have looked over all the English and Irish statutes
+without finding any law that makes Ireland depend upon England, any more
+than England does upon Ireland. We have indeed obliged ourselves to have
+the same king with them, and consequently they are obliged to have the
+same king with us. For the law was made by our own Parliament, and our
+ancestors then were not such fools (whatever they were in the preceding
+reign) to bring themselves under I know not what dependence, which is
+now talked of without any ground of law, reason or common sense.[18]
+
+[Footnote 18: This was the passage selected by the government upon which
+to found its prosecution. As Sir Walter Scott points out, it "contains
+the pith and essence of the whole controversy." [T.S.]]
+
+Let whoever think otherwise, I M.B. Drapier, desire to be excepted,[19]
+for I declare, next under God, I _depend_ only on the King my sovereign,
+and on the laws of my own country; and I am so far from _depending_ upon
+the people of England, that if they should ever rebel against my
+sovereign (which God forbid) I would be ready at the first command from
+His Majesty to take arms against them, as some of _my_ countrymen did
+against _theirs_ at Preston. And if such a rebellion should prove so
+successful as to fix the Pretender on the throne of England, I would
+venture to transgress that statute so far as to lose every drop of my
+blood to hinder him from being King of Ireland.[20]
+
+[Footnote 19: For a humorous story which accounts for Swift's use of the
+words "desire to be excepted," see the Drapier's sixth letter. [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 20: Great offence was taken at this paragraph. Swift refers to
+it again in his sixth letter. Sir Henry Craik, in his "Life of Jonathan
+Swift" (vol. ii., p. 74), has an acute note on this paragraph, and the
+one already alluded to in the sixth letter. I take the liberty of
+transcribing it: "The manoeuvre by which Swift managed to associate a
+suspicion of Jacobitism with his opponents, is one peculiarly
+characteristic; and so is the skill with which, in the next letter, he
+meets the objections to this paragraph, by half offering an extent of
+submission that might equally be embarrassing--a submission even to
+Jacobitism, if Jacobitism were to become strong enough. He does not
+commit himself, however: he fears a 'spiteful interpretation.' In short,
+he places the English Cabinet on the horns of a dilemma. 'Am I to resist
+Jacobitism? Then what becomes of your doctrine of Ireland's dependency?'
+or, 'Am I to become a Jacobite, if England bids me? Then what becomes of
+your Protestant succession? Must even that give way to your desire to
+tyrannize?'" [T.S.]]
+
+'Tis true indeed, that within the memory of man, the Parliaments of
+England have sometimes assumed the power of binding this kingdom by laws
+enacted there,[21] wherein they were at first openly opposed (as far as
+truth, reason and justice are capable of opposing) by the famous Mr.
+Molineux,[22] an English gentleman born here, as well as by several of
+the greatest patriots, and best Whigs in England; but the love and
+torrent of power prevailed. Indeed the arguments on both sides were
+invincible. For in reason, all government without the consent of the
+governed is the very definition of slavery: But in fact, eleven men well
+armed will certainly subdue one single man in his shirt. But I have
+done. For those who have used power to cramp liberty have gone so far as
+to resent even the liberty of complaining, although a man upon the rack
+was never known to be refused the liberty of roaring as loud as he
+thought fit.
+
+[Footnote 21: Particularly in the reign of William III., when this
+doctrine of English supremacy was assumed, in order to discredit the
+authority of the Irish Parliament summoned by James II. [S.]
+
+See note on Poyning's Law, p. 77. [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 22: See note on p. 167. [T.S.]]
+
+And as we are apt to sink too much under unreasonable fears, so we are
+too soon inclined to be raised by groundless hopes (according to the
+nature of all consumptive bodies like ours) thus, it hath been given
+about for several days past, that somebody in England empowered a second
+somebody to write to a third somebody here to assure us, that we "should
+no more be troubled with those halfpence." And this is reported to have
+been done by the same person, who was said to have sworn some months
+ago, that he would "ram them down our throats" (though I doubt they
+would stick in our stomachs) but whichever of these reports is true or
+false, it is no concern of ours. For in this point we have nothing to do
+with English ministers, and I should be sorry it lay in their power to
+redress this grievance or to enforce it: For the "Report of the
+Committee" hath given me a surfeit. The remedy is wholly in your own
+hands, and therefore I have digressed a little in order to refresh and
+continue that spirit so seasonably raised amongst you, and to let you
+see that by the laws of GOD, of NATURE, of NATIONS, and of your own
+COUNTRY, you ARE and OUGHT to be as FREE a people as your brethren in
+England.
+
+If the pamphlets published at London by Wood and his journeymen in
+defence of his cause, were reprinted here, and that our countrymen could
+be persuaded to read them, they would convince you of his wicked design
+more than all I shall ever be able to say. In short I make him a perfect
+saint in comparison of what he appears to be from the writings of those
+whom he hires to justify his project. But he is so far master of the
+field (let others guess the reason) that no London printer dare publish
+any paper written in favour of Ireland, and here nobody hath yet been so
+bold as to publish anything in favour of him.
+
+There was a few days ago a pamphlet sent me of near 50 pages written in
+favour of Mr. Wood and his coinage, printed in London; it is not worth
+answering, because probably it will never be published here: But it gave
+me an occasion to reflect upon an unhappiness we lie under, that the
+people of England are utterly ignorant of our case, which however is no
+wonder, since it is a point they do not in the least concern themselves
+about, farther than perhaps as a subject of discourse in a coffee-house
+when they have nothing else to talk of. For I have reason to believe
+that no minister ever gave himself the trouble of reading any papers
+written in our defence, because I suppose their opinions are already
+determined, and are formed wholly upon the reports of Wood and his
+accomplices; else it would be impossible that any man could have the
+impudence to write such a pamphlet as I have mentioned.
+
+Our neighbours whose understandings are just upon a level with ours
+(which perhaps are none of the brightest) have a strong contempt for
+most nations, but especially for Ireland: They look upon us as a sort of
+savage Irish, whom our ancestors conquered several hundred years ago,
+and if I should describe the Britons to you as they were in Caesar's
+time, when they painted their bodies, or clothed themselves with the
+skins of beasts, I would act full as reasonably as they do: However they
+are so far to be excused in relation to the present subject, that,
+hearing only one side of the cause, and having neither opportunity nor
+curiosity to examine the other, they believe a lie merely for their
+ease, and conclude, because Mr. Wood pretends to have power, he hath
+also reason on his side.
+
+Therefore to let you see how this case is represented in England by Wood
+and his adherents, I have thought it proper to extract out of that
+pamphlet a few of those notorious falsehoods in point of fact and
+reasoning contained therein; the knowledge whereof will confirm my
+countrymen in their own right sentiments, when they will see by
+comparing both, how much their enemies are in the wrong.
+
+First, The writer, positively asserts, "That Wood's halfpence were
+current among us for several months with the universal approbation of
+all people, without one single gainsayer, and we all to a man thought
+ourselves happy in having them."
+
+Secondly, He affirms, "That we were drawn into a dislike of them only by
+some cunning evil-designing men among us, who opposed this patent of
+Wood to get another for themselves."
+
+Thirdly, That "those who most declared at first against Wood's patent
+were the very men who intended to get another for their own advantage."
+
+Fourthly, That "our Parliament and Privy-council, the Lord Mayor and
+aldermen of Dublin, the grand juries and merchants, and in short the
+whole kingdom, nay the very dogs" (as he expresseth it) "were fond of
+those halfpence, till they were inflamed by those few designing persons
+aforesaid."
+
+Fifthly, He says directly, That "all those who opposed the halfpence
+were Papists and enemies to King George."
+
+Thus far I am confident the most ignorant among you can safely swear
+from your own knowledge that the author is a most notorious liar in
+every article; the direct contrary being so manifest to the whole
+kingdom, that if occasion required, we might get it confirmed under five
+hundred thousand hands.
+
+Sixthly, He would persuade us, that "if we sell five shillings worth of
+our goods or manufactures for two shillings and fourpence worth of
+copper, although the copper were melted down, and that we could get five
+shillings in gold or silver for the said goods, yet to take the said two
+shillings and fourpence in copper would be greatly for our advantage."
+
+And Lastly, He makes us a very fair offer, as empowered by Wood, that
+"if we will take off two hundred thousand pounds in his halfpence for
+our goods, and likewise pay him three _per cent_. interest for thirty
+years, for an hundred and twenty thousand pounds (at which he computes
+the coinage above the intrinsic value of the copper) for the loan of his
+coin, he, will after that time give us good money for what halfpence
+will be then left."
+
+Let me place this offer in as clear a light as I can to shew the
+unsupportable villainy and impudence of that incorrigible wretch. First
+(says he) "I will send two hundred thousand pounds of my coin into your
+country, the copper I compute to be in real value eighty thousand
+pounds, and I charge you with an hundred and twenty thousand pounds for
+the coinage; so that you see I lend you an hundred and twenty thousand
+pounds for thirty years, for which you shall pay me three _per cent_.
+That is to say three thousand six hundred pounds _per ann_. which in
+thirty years will amount to an hundred and eight thousand pounds. And
+when these thirty years are expired, return me my copper and I will give
+you good money for it."
+
+This is the proposal made to us by Wood in that pamphlet written by one
+of his commissioners; and the author is supposed to be the same infamous
+Coleby one of his under-swearers at the committee of council, who was
+tried for robbing the treasury here, where he was an under-clerk.[23]
+
+[Footnote 23: See note on p. 61. [T.S.]]
+
+By this proposal he will first receive two hundred thousand pounds, in
+goods or sterling for as much copper as he values at eighty thousand
+pounds, but in reality not worth thirty thousand pounds. Secondly, He
+will receive for interest an hundred and eight thousand pounds. And when
+our children came thirty years hence to return his halfpence upon his
+executors (for before that time he will be probably gone to his own
+place) those executors will very reasonably reject them as raps and
+counterfeits, which probably they will be, and millions of them of his
+own coinage.
+
+Methinks I am fond of such a dealer as this who mends every day upon our
+hands, like a Dutch reckoning, where if you dispute the unreasonableness
+and exorbitance of the bill, the landlord shall bring it up every time
+with new additions.
+
+Although these and the like pamphlets published by Wood in London be
+altogether unknown here, where nobody could read them without as much
+indignation as contempt would allow, yet I thought it proper to give you
+a specimen how the man employs his time, where he rides alone without
+one creature to contradict him, while our FEW FRIENDS there wonder at
+our silence, and the English in general, if they think of this matter at
+all, impute our refusal to wilfulness or disaffection, just as Wood and
+his hirelings are pleased to represent.
+
+But although our arguments are not suffered to be printed in England,
+yet the consequence will be of little moment. Let Wood endeavour to
+persuade the people there that we ought to receive his coin, and let me
+convince our people here that they ought to reject it under pain of our
+utter undoing. And then let him do his best and his worst.
+
+Before I conclude, I must beg leave in all humility to tell Mr. Wood,
+that he is guilty of great indiscretion, by causing so honourable a name
+as that of Mr. Walpole to be mentioned so often, and in such a manner,
+upon his occasion: A short paper printed at Bristol and reprinted here
+reports Mr. Wood to say, that he "wonders at the impudence and insolence
+of the Irish in refusing his coin, and what he will do when Mr. Walpole
+comes to town." Where, by the way, he is mistaken, for it is the true
+English people of Ireland who refuse it, although we take it for granted
+that the Irish will do so too whenever they are asked. He orders it to
+be printed in another paper, that "Mr. Walpole will cram this brass down
+our throats:" Sometimes it is given out that we must "either take these
+halfpence or eat our brogues," And, in another newsletter but of
+yesterday, we read that the same great man "hath sworn to make us
+swallow his coin in fire-balls."
+
+This brings to my mind the known story of a Scotchman, who receiving
+sentence of death, with all the circumstances of hanging, beheading,
+quartering, embowelling and the like, cried out, "What need all this
+COOKERY?" And I think we have reason to ask the same question; for if we
+believe Wood, here is a dinner getting ready for us, and you see the
+bill of fare, and I am sorry the drink was forgot, which might easily be
+supplied with melted lead and flaming pitch.
+
+What vile words are these to put into the mouth of a great councillor,
+in high trust with His Majesty, and looked upon as a prime-minister. If
+Mr. Wood hath no better a manner of representing his patrons, when I
+come to be a great man, he shall never be suffered to attend at my
+levee. This is not the style of a great minister, it savours too much of
+the kettle and the furnace, and came entirely out of Mr. Wood's forge.
+
+As for the threat of making us eat our brogues, we need not be in pain;
+for if his coin should pass, that unpolite covering for the feet, would
+no longer be a national reproach; because then we should have neither
+shoe nor brogue left in the kingdom. But here the falsehood of Mr. Wood
+is fairly detected; for I am confident Mr. Walpole never heard of a
+brogue in his whole life.[24]
+
+[Footnote 24: A biting sneer at Walpole's ignorance of Irish affairs.
+[T.S.]]
+
+As to "swallowing these halfpence in fire-balls," it is a story equally
+improbable. For to execute this operation the whole stock of Mr. Wood's
+coin and metal must be melted down and moulded into hollow balls with
+wild-fire, no bigger than a reasonable throat can be able to swallow.
+Now the metal he hath prepared, and already coined will amount at least
+fifty millions of halfpence to be swallowed by a million and a half of
+people; so that allowing two halfpence to each ball, there will be about
+seventeen balls of wild-fire a-piece to be swallowed by every person in
+this kingdom, and to administer this dose, there cannot be conveniently
+fewer than fifty thousand operators, allowing one operator to every
+thirty, which, considering the squeamishness of some stomachs and the
+peevishness of young children, is but reasonable. Now, under correction
+of better judgments, I think the trouble and charge of such an
+experiment would exceed the profit, and therefore I take this report to
+be spurious, or at least only a new scheme of Mr. Wood himself, which to
+make it pass the better in Ireland he would father upon a minister of
+state.
+
+But I will now demonstrate beyond all contradiction that Mr. Walpole is
+against this project of Mr. Wood, and is an entire friend to Ireland,
+only by this one invincible argument, that he has the universal opinion
+of being a wise man, an able minister, and in all his proceedings
+pursuing the true interest of the King his master: And that as his
+integrity is above all corruption, so is his fortune above all
+temptation. I reckon therefore we are perfectly safe from that corner,
+and shall never be under the necessity of contending with so formidable
+a power, but be left to possess our brogues and potatoes in peace as
+remote from thunder as we are from Jupiter.
+
+I am,
+ My dear countrymen,
+ Your loving fellow-subject,
+ fellow-sufferer and humble servant.
+ M.B.
+
+Oct. 13. 1724.
+
+
+
+
+SEASONABLE ADVICE TO THE GRAND JURY.
+
+
+
+
+SEASONABLE ADVICE TO THE GRAND JURY,
+
+CONCERNING THE BILL PREPARING AGAINST THE PRINTER OF THE DRAPIER'S
+FOURTH LETTER.
+
+
+Since a bill is preparing for the grand jury, to find against the
+printer of the Drapier's last letter, there are several things maturely
+to be considered by those gentlemen, before whom this bill is to come,
+before they determine upon it.
+
+FIRST, they are to consider, that the author of the said pamphlet, did
+write three other discourses on the same subject; which instead of being
+censured were universally approved by the whole nation, and were allowed
+to have raised, and continued that spirit among us, which hitherto hath
+kept out Wood's coin: For all men will allow, that if those pamphlets
+had not been writ, his coin must have overrun the nation some months
+ago.
+
+SECONDLY, it is to be considered that this pamphlet, against which a
+proclamation hath been issued, is writ by the same author; that nobody
+ever doubted the innocence, and goodness of his design, that he appears
+through the whole tenor of it, to be a loyal subject to His Majesty, and
+devoted to the House of Hanover, and declares himself in a manner
+peculiarly zealous against the Pretender; And if such a writer in four
+several treatises on so nice a subject, where a royal patent is
+concerned, and where it was necessary to speak of England and of
+liberty, should in one or two places happen to let fall an inadvertent
+expression, it would be hard to condemn him after all the good he hath
+done; Especially when we consider, that he could have no possible
+design in view, either of honour or profit, but purely the GOOD of his
+country.
+
+THIRDLY, it ought to be well considered, whether any one expression in
+the said pamphlet, be really liable to just exception, much less to be
+found "wicked, malicious, seditious, reflecting upon His Majesty and his
+ministry," &c.
+
+The two points in that pamphlet, which it is said the prosecutors intend
+chiefly to fix on, are, First, where the author mentions the "penner of
+the King's answer." First, it is well known, His Majesty is not master
+of the English tongue, and therefore it is necessary that some other
+person should be employed to pen what he hath to say, or write in that
+language. Secondly, His Majesty's answer is not in the first person, but
+the third. It is not said "WE are concerned," or, "OUR royal
+predecessors," but "HIS MAJESTY is concerned;" and "HIS royal
+predecessors." By which it is plain these are properly not the words of
+His Majesty; but supposed to be taken from him, and transmitted hither
+by one of his ministers. Thirdly it will be easily seen, that the author
+of the pamphlet delivers his sentiments upon this particular, with the
+utmost caution and respect, as any impartial reader will observe.
+
+The second paragraph, which it is said will be taken notice of as a
+motive to find the bill, is, what the author says of Ireland being a
+depending kingdom. He explains all the dependency he knows of it, which
+is a law made in Ireland, whereby it is enacted that "whoever is King of
+England, shall be King of Ireland." Before this explanation be
+condemned, and the bill found upon it, it would be proper, that some
+lawyers should fully inform the jury what other law there is, either
+statute or common for this dependency, and if there be no law, there is
+no transgression.
+
+The Fourth thing very maturely to be considered by the jury, is, what
+influence their finding the bill may have upon the kingdom. The people
+in general find no fault in the Drapier's last book, any more than in
+the three former, and therefore when they hear it is condemned by a
+grand jury of Dublin, they will conclude it is done in favour of Wood's
+coin, they will think we of this town have changed our minds, and intend
+to take those halfpence, and therefore that it will be in vain for them
+to stand out. So that the question comes to this, Which will be of the
+worst consequence, to let pass one or two expressions, at the worst only
+unwary, in a book written for the public service; or to leave a free
+open passage for Wood's brass to overrun us, by which we shall be undone
+for ever.
+
+The fifth thing to be considered, is, that the members of the grand jury
+being merchants, and principal shopkeepers, can have no suitable
+temptation offered them, as a recompense for the mischief they will
+suffer by letting in this coin, nor can be at any loss or danger by
+rejecting the bill: They do not expect any employments in the state, to
+make up in their own private advantage, the destruction of their
+country. Whereas those who go about to advise, entice, or threaten them
+to find that bill, have great employments, which they have a mind to
+keep, or to get greater, which was likewise the case of all those who
+signed to have the author prosecuted. And therefore it is known, that
+his grace the Lord Archbishop of Dublin,[1] so renowned for his piety,
+and wisdom, and love of his country, absolutely refused to condemn the
+book, or the author.
+
+[Footnote 1: The proclamation against the Drapier's fourth letter as
+given in Appendix IV. at the end of this volume, does not bear
+Archbishop King's signature. In a letter from that prelate, written on
+November 24th, 1724, to Samuel Molineux, secretary to the Prince of
+Wales, it appears that other persons of influence also refrained from
+sanctioning it. The following is an extract from this letter as given by
+Monck Mason for the first time:
+
+"A great many pamphlets have been writ about it [Wood's patent], but I
+am told none of them are permitted to be printed in England. Two have
+come out since my Lord Lieutenant came here, written with sobriety,
+modesty, and great force, in my opinion, which put the matter in a fair
+and clear light, though not with all the advantage of which it is
+capable; four were printed before, by somebody that calleth himself a
+Drapier which were in a ludicrous and satyrical style; against the last
+of these the Lord Lieutenant procured a proclamation, signed by 17 of
+the Council; offering £300 for discovering the author. I thought the
+premium excessive, so I and three more refused to sign it, but declared,
+that if his excellency would secure us from the brass money, I would
+sign it, or any other, tending only to the disadvantage of private
+persons; but, till we had that security, I would look on this
+proclamation no otherwise than as a step towards passing that base and
+mischievous coin, and designed to intimidate those who opposed the
+passing it; and I declared, that I would not approve of anything that
+might countenance, or encourage such a ruinous project; that issuing
+such a proclamation would make all believe, that the government was
+engaged to support Wood's pretensions, and that would neither be for
+their honour nor ease. I was not able to stop the proclamation, but my
+refusing to sign it has not been without effect." ("History of St.
+Patrick's," p. 344, note n.). [T.S.]]
+
+Lastly, it ought to be considered what consequence the finding the bill,
+may have upon a poor man perfectly innocent, I mean the printer. A
+lawyer may pick out expressions and make them liable to exception, where
+no other man is able to find any. But how can it be supposed, that an
+ignorant printer can be such a critic? He knew the author's design was
+honest, and approved by the whole kingdom, he advised with friends, who
+told him there was no harm in the book, and he could see none himself.
+It was sent him in an unknown hand, but the same in which he received
+the three former. He and his wife have offered to take their oaths that
+they knew not the author; and therefore to find a bill, that may bring a
+punishment upon the innocent, will appear very hard, to say no worse.
+For it will be impossible to find the author, unless he will please to
+discover himself, although I wonder he ever concealed his name. But I
+suppose what he did at first out of modesty, he now continues to do out
+of prudence. God protect us and him!
+
+I will conclude all with a fable, ascribed to Demosthenes. He had served
+the people of Athens with great fidelity in the station of an orator,
+when upon a certain occasion, apprehending to be delivered over to his
+enemies, he told the Athenians, his countrymen, the following story.
+Once upon a time the wolves desired a league with the shepherds, upon
+this condition; that the cause of strife might be taken away, which was
+the shepherds and the mastiffs; this being granted, the wolves without
+all fear made havoc of the sheep.[2]
+
+Novem. 11th, 1724.
+
+[Footnote 2: The advice had the desired effect. The jury returned a
+verdict of "Ignoramus" on the bill, which so aroused Whitshed, the Chief
+Justice, that he discharged them. As a comment on Whitshed's illegal
+procedure, the following extract was circulated:
+
+EXTRACT FROM A BOOK ENTITLED, "AN EXACT COLLECTION OF THE DEBATES OF THE
+HOUSE OF COMMONS HELD AT WESTMINSTER, OCTOBER 21, 1680," page 150.
+
+_Resolutions of the House of Commons, in England, November 13, 1680._
+
+"Several persons being examined about the dismissing a grand jury in
+Middlesex, the House came to the following resolutions:--
+
+"_Resolved_, That the discharging of a grand-jury by any judge, before
+the end of the term, assizes, or sessions, while matters are under their
+consideration, and not presented, is arbitrary, illegal, destructive to
+public justice, a manifest violation of his oath, and is a means to
+subvert the fundamental laws of this kingdom.
+
+"_Resolved_, That a committee be appointed to examine the proceedings of
+the judges in Westminster-hall, and report the same with their opinion
+therein to this House." [T.S.]]
+
+
+
+
+
+LETTER V.
+
+A LETTER TO THE LORD CHANCELLOR MIDDLETON.
+
+
+NOTE.
+
+I have departed from the order given by Faulkner and the earlier
+editors,[1] and followed by Sir W. Scott in arranging the series of the
+Drapier's Letters, by adhering to a more correct chronological sequence.
+This letter has always been printed as the sixth Drapier's letter, but I
+have printed it here as the fifth, since it was written prior to the
+letter addressed to Viscount Molesworth, which has hitherto been called
+the fifth. The Molesworth letter I print here as "Letter VI." As already
+noted the letter to Midleton was written on the 26th October, 1724, but
+its first publication in print did not occur until Faulkner included it
+in the fourth volume of his collected edition of Swift's works, issued
+in 1735. There it is signed "J.S." and is given as from the "Deanery
+House." All the other letters are printed as "By M.B. Drapier." The
+Advertisement to the Reader prefixed to the present fifth letter is from
+Faulkner's edition. Probably it was printed by Faulkner under Swift's
+direction.
+
+[Footnote 1: Sheridan, Deane Swift, Hawkesworth and Nichols]
+
+Swift's acquaintance with Midleton had been of long standing. The
+Chancellor had been an avowed opponent of the patent and yet, by his
+signature to the proclamation, he seemed to be giving the weight of his
+official position against the popular sentiment. In addressing him,
+Swift was endeavouring, apparently, to keep him to his original line of
+action and to destroy any influence the government party may have had on
+him, since he was well aware of Carteret's insinuating charm. Midleton,
+however, had always stood firm against the patent. His signature to the
+proclamation against the Drapier was justified by him when he said that
+the Drapier's letters tended to disturbance. Carteret had really tried
+to win him over, but he did not succeed "While he [Midleton] expressed
+the highest obligation to the Lord Lieutenant," writes Coxe, "he
+declared that his duty to his country was paramount to every other
+consideration, and refused to give any assistance to government, until
+the patent was absolutely surrendered."
+
+The text here given of this letter is based on Faulkner's issue in vol.
+iv. of the 1735 edition of Swift's works. It has been collated with that
+given in the fifth volume of the "Miscellanies," printed in London in
+the same year.
+
+[T.S.]
+
+
+
+
+ADVERTISEMENT TO THE READER[2]
+
+
+The former of the two following papers is dated Oct. 6th 1724[3], by
+which it appears to be written a little after the proclamation against
+the author of the Drapier's Fourth Letter. It is delivered with much
+caution, because the author confesseth himself to be Dean of St.
+Patrick's; and I could discover his name subscribed at the end of the
+original, although blotted out by some other hand, I can tell no other
+reason why it was not printed, than what I have heard; that the writer
+finding how effectually the Drapier had succeeded, and at the same time
+how highly the people in power seemed to be displeased, thought it more
+prudent to keep the paper in his cabinet. However, having received some
+encouragement to collect into one volume all papers relating to Ireland,
+supposed to be written by the Drapier; and knowing how favourably that
+author's writings in this kind have been received by the public; to make
+the volume more complete, [I procured a copy of the following letter
+from one of the author's friends, with whom it was left, while the
+author was in England; and][4] I have printed it as near as I could in
+the order of time.
+
+[Footnote 2: Nichols, in the second volume of his Supplement to Swift's
+Works (1779, 8vo), prints a note on this "Advertisement," furnished him
+by Bowyer. It is as follows:
+
+"1. The first of the papers is said to be dated Oct. 6, 1724; and that
+it appears from thence to be dated a little after the proclamation
+against the Drapier's fourth letter. Now the fourth letter itself is
+dated Oct. 23, 1724. This is a pardonable mistake anywhere, but, much
+more in a country where _going before just coming after_ is the
+characteristic dialect. But I little thought that the Dean, in his zeal
+for Ireland, would vouchsafe to adopt the shibboleth of it.
+
+"2. The Preface-writer, in the choice MS which he found, could discover
+the Dean's name subscribed at the end of the original; but _blotted out_
+by _some other hand_. As the former passage is a proof that the
+Advertisement was drawn up in Ireland, so this affords a strong
+presumption that it was under the direction of the Dean himself: for who
+else could divine that his name was struck out by another hand? Other
+ink it might be: but in these recent MSS. of our age, it is the first
+time I ever heard of a blot carrying the evidence of a handwriting.
+Whether the Dean or the printer hit this _blot_, I shall not inquire;
+but lay before you the pleasant procedure of the latter upon this
+discovery. He had got, we see, the original in the Dean's hand; but the
+name was obliterated. What does he, but send away to England for a copy
+which might authenticate _his original_; and from such a copy the public
+is favoured with it! I remember, in a cause before Sir Joseph Jekyll, a
+man began reading in court the title-deeds of an estate which was
+contested. 'The original is a little blind,' says he; 'I have got a very
+fair copy of it, which I beg leave to go on with'--'Hold,' says Sir
+Joseph, 'if the original is not good, the copy can never make it so.' I
+am far, however, from accusing the printer of intending any fraud on the
+world. He who tells his story so openly gives security enough for his
+honesty. I can easily conceive the Advertisement might be in a good
+measure the Dean's, who never was over-courteous to his readers, and
+might for once be content to be merry with them." [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 3: Misprinted by Faulkner for Oct. 26th. [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 4: This portion in square brackets is not given by Faulkner in
+his Advertisement. [T.S.]]
+
+The next treatise is called "An Address, &c." It is without a date; but
+seems to be written during the first session of Parliament in Lord
+Carteret's government. The title of this Address is in the usual form,
+by M.B. Drapier. There is but a small part of it that relates to William
+Wood and his coin: The rest contains several proposals for the
+improvement of Ireland, the many discouragements it lies under, and what
+are the best remedies against them.
+
+By many passages in some of the Drapier's former letters, but
+particularly in the following Address, concerning the great drain of
+money from Ireland by absentees, importation of foreign goods, balance
+of trade, and the like, it appears that the author had taken much pains,
+and been well informed in the business of computing; all his reasonings
+upon that subject, although he does not here descend to particular sums,
+agreeing generally with the accounts given by others who have since made
+that enquiry their particular study. And it is observable, that in this
+Address, as well as in one of his printed letters, he hath specified
+several important articles, that have not been taken notice of by others
+who came after him.
+
+
+
+
+LETTER V.
+
+A LETTER TO THE LORD CHANCELLOR MIDDLETON.[5]
+
+
+My Lord, I desire you will consider me as a member who comes in at the
+latter end of a debate; or as a lawyer who speaks to a cause, when the
+matter hath been almost exhausted by those who spoke before.
+
+[Footnote 5: Alan Brodrick, Lord Midleton (1660?-1728), came of a Surrey
+family that had greatly benefited by the forfeitures in Ireland.
+Adopting the profession of the law, Brodrick was, in 1695, appointed
+Solicitor-General for Ireland. He sat in the Irish House of Commons as
+the member for Cork, and in 1703 was chosen its Speaker. His strong
+opposition to the Sacramental Test Act lost him the favour of the
+government, and he was removed from his office of Solicitor-General. In
+1707, however, he was appointed Attorney-General for Ireland, and in
+1714 made Lord Chancellor. In the year following he was created Baron
+Brodrick of Midleton. His trimming with Walpole and Carteret did not,
+however, prevent him from opposing the Wood's patent, though he signed
+the proclamation against the Drapier. He thought the letters served to
+"create jealousies between the King and the people of Ireland." [T.S.]]
+
+I remember some months ago I was at your house upon a commission, where
+I am one of the governors: But I went thither not so much on account of
+the commission, as to ask you some questions concerning Mr. Wood's
+patent to coin halfpence for Ireland; where you very freely told me, in
+a mixed company, how much you had been always against that wicked
+project, which raised in me an esteem for you so far, that I went in a
+few days to make you a visit, after many years' intermission. I am
+likewise told, that your son wrote two letters from London, (one of
+which I have seen) empowering those to whom they were directed, to
+assure his friends, that whereas there was a malicious report spread of
+his engaging himself to Mr. Walpole for forty thousand pounds of Wood's
+coin, to be received in Ireland, the said report was false and
+groundless; and he had never discoursed with that minister on the
+subject; nor would ever give his consent to have one farthing of the
+said coin current here. And although it be long since I have given
+myself the trouble of conversing with people of titles or stations; yet
+I have been told by those who can take up with such amusements, that
+there is not a considerable person of the kingdom, scrupulous in any
+sort to declare his opinion. But all this is needless to allege, when we
+consider, that the ruinous consequences of Wood's patent, have been so
+strongly represented by both Houses of Parliament; by the Privy-council;
+the Lord Mayor and Aldermen of Dublin; by so many corporations; and the
+concurrence of the principal gentlemen in most counties, at their
+quarter-sessions, without any regard to party, religion, or nation.
+
+I conclude from hence, that the currency of these halfpence would, in
+the universal opinion of our people, be utterly destructive to this
+kingdom; and consequently, that it is every man's duty, not only to
+refuse this coin himself, but as far as in him lies, to persuade others
+to do the like: And whether this be done in private or in print, is all
+a case: As no layman is forbid to write, or to discourse upon religious
+or moral subjects; although he may not do it in a pulpit (at least in
+our church). Neither is this an affair of state, until authority shall
+think fit to declare it so: Or if you should understand it in that
+sense; yet you will please to consider that I am not now a preaching.
+
+Therefore, I do think it my duty, since the Drapier will probably be no
+more heard of, so far to supply his place, as not to incur his fortune:
+For I have learnt from old experience, that there are times wherein a
+man ought to be cautious as well as innocent. I therefore hope, that
+preserving both those characters, I may be allowed, by offering new
+arguments or enforcing old ones, to refresh the memory of my
+fellow-subjects, and keep up that good spirit raised among them; to
+preserve themselves from utter ruin by lawful means, and such as are
+permitted by his Majesty.
+
+I believe you will please to allow me two propositions: First, that we
+are a most loyal people; and, Secondly, that we are a free people, in
+the common acceptation of that word applied to a subject under a
+limited monarch. I know very well, that you and I did many years ago
+in discourse differ much, in the presence of Lord Wharton, about the
+meaning of that word _liberty_, with relation to Ireland. But if you
+will not allow us to be a free people, there is only another appellation
+left; which, I doubt, my Lord Chief Justice Whitshed would call me to an
+account for, if I venture to bestow: For, I observed, and I shall never
+forget upon what occasion, the device upon his coach to be _Libertas et
+natale solum;_ at the very point of time when he was sitting in his
+court, and perjuring himself to betray both.[6]
+
+[Footnote 6: On this motto of Whitshed's Swift wrote the following
+poetical paraphrase:
+
+"_Libertas et natale solum:_
+Fine words! I wonder where you stole 'em.
+Could nothing but thy chief reproach
+Serve for a motto on thy coach?
+But let me now thy words translate:
+_Natale solum,_ my estate;
+My dear estate, how well I love it,
+My tenants, if you doubt, will prove it,
+They swear I am so kind and good,
+I hug them till I squeeze their blood.
+ _Libertas_ bears a large import:
+First, how to swagger in a court;
+And, secondly, to shew my fury
+Against an uncomplying jury;
+And, thirdly, 'tis a new invention,
+To favour Wood, and keep my pension;
+And, fourthly, 'tis to play an odd trick,
+Get the great seal and turn out Broderick;
+And, fifthly, (you know whom I mean,)
+To humble that vexatious Dean:
+And, sixthly, for my soul to barter it
+For fifty times its worth to Carteret.
+Now since your motto thus you construe,
+I must confess you've spoken once true.
+_Libertas et natale solum_.
+You had good reason when you stole 'em."
+
+[T.S.]]
+
+Now, as for our loyalty, to His present Majesty; if it hath ever been
+equalled in any other part of his dominions; I am sure it hath never
+been exceeded: And I am confident he hath not a minister in England who
+could ever call it once in question: But that some hard rumours at least
+have been transmitted from t'other side the water, I suppose you will
+not doubt: and rumours of the severest kind; which many good people have
+imputed to the indirect proceeding of Mr. Wood and his emissaries; as if
+he endeavoured it should be thought that our loyalty depended upon the
+test of refusing or taking his copper. Now, as I am sure you will admit
+us to be a loyal people; so you will think it pardonable in us to hope
+for all proper marks of favour and protection from so gracious a King,
+that a loyal and free people can expect: Among which, we all agree in
+reckoning this to be one; that Wood's halfpence may never have entrance
+into this kingdom. And this we shall continue to wish, when we dare no
+longer express our wishes; although there were no such mortal as a
+Drapier in the world.
+
+I am heartily sorry, that any writer should, in a cause so generally
+approved, give occasion to the government and council to charge him with
+paragraphs "highly reflecting upon His Majesty and his ministers;
+tending to alienate the affections of his good subjects in England and
+Ireland from each other; and to promote sedition among the people."[7] I
+must confess, that with many others, I thought he meant well; although
+he might have the failing of better writers, to be not always fortunate
+in the manner of expressing himself.
+
+[Footnote 7: Swift here quotes the words of the proclamation issued
+against the fourth Drapier's Letter. See Appendix IV. [T.S.]]
+
+However, since the Drapier is but one man, I shall think I do a public
+service, by asserting that the rest of my countrymen are wholly free
+from learning out of _his_ pamphlets to reflect on the King or his
+ministers, to breed sedition.
+
+I solemnly declare, that I never once heard the least reflection cast
+upon the King, on the subject of Mr. Wood's coin: For in many discourses
+on this matter, I do not remember His Majesty's name to be so much as
+mentioned. As to the ministry in England, the only two persons hinted at
+were the Duke of Grafton, and Mr. Walpole:[8] The former, as I have
+heard you and a hundred others affirm, declared, that he never saw the
+patent in favour of Mr. Wood, before it was passed, although he were
+then lord lieutenant: And therefore I suppose everybody believes, that
+his grace hath been wholly unconcerned in it since.
+
+[Footnote 8: Walpole was created a Knight of the Bath in 1724, when that
+order was revived. In 1726 he was installed Knight of the Order of the
+Garter, being the only commoner who had been so distinguished since the
+reign of James I., except Admiral Montague, afterwards Earl of Sandwich.
+He had been offered a peerage in 1723, but declined it for himself,
+accepting it for his son, who was created Baron Walpole of Walpole, in
+Norfolk. [T.S.]]
+
+Mr. Walpole was indeed supposed to be understood by the letter W. in
+several newspapers; where it is said, that some expressions fell from
+him not very favourable to the people of Ireland; for the truth of
+which, the kingdom is not to answer, any more than for the discretion of
+the publishers. You observe, the Drapier wholly clears Mr. Walpole of
+this charge, by very strong arguments and speaks of him with civility. I
+cannot deny myself to have been often present, where the company gave
+then opinion, that Mr. Walpole favoured Mr. Wood's project, which I
+always contradicted; and for my own part, never once opened my lips
+against that minister, either in mixed or particular meetings: And my
+reason for this reservedness was, because it pleased him, in the Queen's
+time (I mean Queen Anne of ever blessed memory) to make a speech
+directly against me, by name, in the House of Commons, as I was told a
+very few minutes after, in the Court of Requests, by more than fifty
+members.
+
+But you, who are in a great station here, (if anything here may be
+called great) cannot be ignorant, that whoever is understood by public
+voice to be chief minister, will, among the general talkers, share the
+blame, whether justly or no, of every thing that is disliked; which I
+could easily make appear in many instances, from my own knowledge, while
+I was in the world; and particularly in the case of the greatest, the
+wisest, and the most uncorrupt minister, I ever conversed with.[9]
+
+[Footnote 9: Robert Harley, Earl of Oxford. [T.S.]]
+
+But, whatever unpleasing opinion some people might conceive of Mr.
+Walpole, on account of those halfpence; I dare boldly affirm, it was
+entirely owing to Mr. Wood. Many persons of credit, come from England,
+have affirmed to me, and others, that they have seen letters under his
+hand, full of arrogance and insolence towards Ireland; and boasting of
+his favour with Mr. Walpole; which is highly probable: Because he
+reasonably thought it for his interest to spread such a report; and
+because it is the known talent of low and little spirits, to have a
+great man's name perpetually in their mouths.[10]
+
+[Footnote 10: See Coxe's "Memoirs of Walpole" (vol. i., cap. 26, p. 389,
+ed. 1800), where Wood is blamed for his indiscretion on this matter. See
+also note prefixed to the Drapier's First Letter in the present edition.
+[T.S.]]
+
+Thus I have sufficiently justified the people of Ireland, from learning
+any bad lessons out of the Drapier's pamphlets, with regard to His
+Majesty and his ministers: And, therefore, if those papers were intended
+to sow sedition among us, God be thanked, the seeds have fallen upon a
+very improper soil.
+
+As to alienating the affections of the people of England and Ireland
+from each other; I believe, the Drapier, whatever his intentions were,
+hath left that matter just as he found it.
+
+I have lived long in both kingdoms, as well in country as in town; and
+therefore, take myself to be as well informed as most men, in the
+dispositions of each people toward the other. By the people, I
+understand here, only the bulk of the common people; and I desire no
+lawyer may distort or extend my meaning.
+
+There is a vein of industry and parsimony, that runs through the whole
+people of England; which, added to the easiness of their rents, makes
+them rich and sturdy. As to Ireland, they know little more than they do
+of Mexico; further than that it is a country subject to the King of
+England, full of bogs, inhabited by wild Irish Papists; who are kept in
+awe by mercenary troops sent from thence: And their general opinion is,
+that it were better for England if this whole island were sunk into the
+sea; for, they have a tradition, that every forty years there must be a
+rebellion in Ireland. I have seen the grossest suppositions pass upon
+them; "that the wild Irish were taken in toils; but that, in some time,
+they would grow so tame, as to eat out of your hands:" I have been
+asked by hundreds, and particularly by my neighbours, your tenants, at
+Pepper-harrow; "whether I had come from Ireland by sea:" And, upon the
+arrival of an Irishman to a country town, I have known crowds coming
+about him, and wondering to see him look so much better than themselves.
+
+A gentleman now in Dublin, affirms, "that passing some months ago
+through Northampton, and finding the whole town in a flurry, with bells,
+bonfires, and illuminations, upon asking the cause, was told, it was for
+joy, that the Irish had submitted to receive Wood's halfpence." This, I
+think, plainly shews what sentiments that large town hath of us; and how
+little they made it their own case; although they be directly in our way
+to London, and therefore, cannot but be frequently convinced that we
+have human shapes.
+
+As to the people of this kingdom, they consist either of Irish Papists;
+who are as inconsiderable, in point of power, as the women and children;
+or of English Protestants, who love their brethren of that kingdom;
+although they may possibly sometimes complain, when they think they are
+hardly used: However, I confess, I do not see any great consequence, how
+their personal affections stand to each other, while the sea divides
+them, and while they continue in their loyalty to the same prince. And
+yet, I will appeal to you; whether those from England have reason to
+complain, when they come hither in pursuit of their fortunes? Or,
+whether the people of Ireland have reason to boast, when they go to
+England on the same design?
+
+My second proposition was, that we of Ireland are a free people: This, I
+suppose, you will allow; at least, with certain limitations remaining in
+your own breast. However, I am sure it is not criminal to affirm;
+because the words "liberty" and "property," as applied to the subject,
+are often mentioned in both houses of Parliament, as well as in yours,
+and other courts below; from whence it must follow, that the people of
+Ireland do, or ought to enjoy all the benefits of the common and statute
+law; such as to be tried by juries, to pay no money without their own
+consent, as represented in Parliament; and the like. If this be so, and
+if it be universally agreed, that a free people cannot, by law, be
+compelled to take any money in payment, except gold and silver; I do
+not see why any man should be hindered from cautioning his countrymen
+against this coin of William Wood; who is endeavouring by fraud to rob
+us of that property, which the laws have secured. If I am mistaken, and
+that this copper can be obtruded on us; I would put the Drapier's case
+in another light, by supposing, that a person going into his shop,
+should agree for thirty shillings' worth of goods, and force the seller
+to take his payment in a parcel of copper pieces, intrinsically not
+worth above a crown: I desire to know, whether the Drapier would not be
+actually robbed of five and twenty shillings, and how far he could be
+said to be master of his property? The same question may be applied to
+rents and debts, on bond or mortgage, and to all kind of commerce
+whatsoever.
+
+Give me leave to do what the Drapier hath done more than once before me;
+which is, to relate the naked fact, as it stands in the view of the
+world.
+
+One William Wood, Esq; and hardware-man, obtains, by fraud, a patent in
+England, to coin 108,000_l._ in copper, to pass in Ireland, leaving us
+liberty to take, or to refuse. The people here, in all sorts of bodies
+and representatives, do openly and heartily declare, that they will not
+accept this coin: To justify these declarations, they generally offer
+two reasons; first, because by the words of the patent, they are left to
+their own choice: And secondly, because they are not obliged by law: So
+that here you see there is, _bellum atgue virum_, a kingdom on one side,
+and William Wood on the other. And if Mr. Wood gets the victory, at the
+expense of Ireland's ruin, and the profit of one or two hundred thousand
+pounds (I mean by continuing, and counterfeiting as long as he lives)
+for himself; I doubt, both present and future ages will, at least, think
+it a very singular scheme.
+
+If this fact be truly stated; I must confess, I look upon it as my duty,
+so far as God hath enabled me, and as long as I keep within the bounds
+of truth, of duty, and of decency, to warn my fellow-subjects, as they
+value their King, their country, and all that ought or can be dear to
+them, never to admit this pernicious coin; no not so much as one single
+halfpenny. For, if one single thief forces the door, it is in vain to
+talk of keeping out the whole crew behind.
+
+And, while I shall be thus employed, I will never give myself leave to
+suppose, that what I say can either offend my Lord Lieutenant; whose
+person and great qualities I have always highly respected; (as I am sure
+his excellency will be my witness) or the ministers in England, with
+whom I have nothing to do, or they with me; much less the Privy-council
+here, who, as I am informed, did send an address to His Majesty against
+Mr. Wood's coin; which, if it be a mistake, I desire I may not be
+accused for a spreader of false news: But, I confess, I am so great a
+stranger to affairs, that for anything I know, the whole body of the
+council may since have been changed: And, although I observed some of
+the very same names in a late declaration against that coin, which I saw
+subscribed to the proclamation against the Drapier; yet possibly they
+may be different persons; for they are utterly unknown to me, and are
+like to continue so.
+
+In this controversy, where the reasoners on each side are divided by St.
+George's Channel, His Majesty's prerogative, perhaps, would not have
+been mentioned; if Mr. Wood, and his advocates, had not made it
+necessary, by giving out, that the currency of his coin should be
+enforced by a proclamation. The traders and common people of the
+kingdom, were heartily willing to refuse this coin; but the fear of a
+proclamation brought along with it most dreadful apprehensions. It was
+therefore, absolutely necessary for the Drapier, to remove this
+difficulty; and accordingly, in one of his former pamphlets, he hath
+produced invincible arguments, (wherever he picked them up) that the
+King's prerogative was not at all concerned in the matter; since the law
+had sufficiently provided against any coin to be imposed upon the
+subject, except gold and silver; and that copper is not money, but as it
+hath been properly called _nummorum famulus_.
+
+The three former letters from the Drapier, having not received any
+public censure, I look upon them to be without exception; and that the
+good people of the kingdom ought to read them often, in order to keep up
+that spirit raised against this destructive coin of Mr. Wood: As for
+this last letter, against which a proclamation is issued; I shall only
+say, that I could wish it were stripped of all that can be any way
+exceptionable; which I would not think it below me to undertake, if my
+abilities were equal; but being naturally somewhat slow of
+comprehension; no lawyer, and apt to believe the best of those who
+profess good designs, without any visible motive either of profit or
+honour; I might pore for ever, without distinguishing the cockle from
+the corn.
+
+That which, I am told, gives greatest offence in this last letter, is
+where the Drapier affirms; "that if a rebellion should prove so
+successful, as to fix the Pretender on the throne of England, he would
+venture so far to transgress the Irish statute, (which unites Ireland to
+England under one King) as to lose every drop of his blood, to hinder
+him from being King of Ireland."
+
+I shall not presume to vindicate any man, who openly declares he would
+transgress a statute; and a statute of such importance: But, with the
+most humble submission, and desire of pardon for a very innocent
+mistake, I should be apt to think that the loyal intention of the
+writer, might be at least some small extenuation of his crime. For, in
+this I confess myself to think with the Drapier.
+
+I have not hitherto been told of any other objections against that
+pamphlet; but, I suppose, they will all appear at the prosecution of the
+Drapier. And, I think, whoever in his own conscience believes the said
+pamphlet to be "wicked and malicious, seditious and scandalous, highly
+reflecting upon His Majesty and his ministers, &c." would do well to
+discover the author, (as little a friend as I am to the trade of
+informers) although the reward of 300_l_. had not been tacked to the
+discovery. I own, it would be a great satisfaction to me, to hear the
+arguments not only of judges, but of lawyers, upon this case. Because,
+you cannot but know, there often happens occasions, wherein it would be
+very convenient, that the bulk of the people should be informed how they
+ought to conduct themselves; and therefore, it hath been the wisdom of
+the English Parliaments, to be very reserved in limiting the press. When
+a bill is debating in either House of Parliament there, nothing is more
+usual, than to have the controversy handled by pamphlets on both sides;
+without the least animadversion upon the authors.
+
+So here, in the case of Mr. Wood and his coin; since the two Houses
+gave their opinion by addresses, how dangerous the currency of that
+copper would be to Ireland; it was, without all question, both lawful
+and convenient, that the bulk of the people should be let more
+particularly into the nature of the danger they were in; and of the
+remedies that were in their own power, if they would have the sense to
+apply them; and this cannot be more conveniently done, than by
+particular persons, to whom God hath given zeal and understanding
+sufficient for such an undertaking. Thus it happened in the case of that
+destructive project for a bank in Ireland, which was brought into
+Parliament a few years ago; and it was allowed, that the arguments and
+writings of some without doors, contributed very much to reject it.[11]
+
+[Footnote 11: Swift himself assisted in writing against this
+"destructive project" in a series of pamphlets (see vol. vii.). The
+arguments for and against the bank were thoroughly discussed by Hercules
+Rowley and Henry Maxwell in a series of controversial letters against
+each other. [T.S.]]
+
+Now, I should be heartily glad if some able lawyers would prescribe the
+limits, how far a private man may venture in delivering his thoughts
+upon public matters: Because a true lover of his country, may think it
+hard to be a quiet stander-by, and an indolent looker-on, while a public
+error prevails; by which a whole nation may be ruined. Every man who
+enjoys property, hath some share in the public; and therefore, the care
+of the public is, in some degree, every such man's concern.
+
+To come to particulars, I could wish to know, Whether it be utterly
+unlawful in any writer so much as to mention the prerogative; at least
+so far as to bring it into doubt, upon any point whatsoever? I know it
+is often debated in Westminster-hall; and Sir Edward Coke, as well as
+other eminent lawyers, do frequently handle that subject in their books.
+
+Secondly, How far the prerogative extends to force coin upon the
+subject, which is not sterling; such as lead, brass, copper, mixt metal,
+shells, leather, or any other material; and fix upon it whatever
+denomination the crown shall think fit?
+
+Thirdly, What is really and truly meant by that phrase of "a depending
+kingdom," as applied to Ireland; and wherein that dependency consisteth?
+
+
+Lastly, In what points relating to liberty and property, the people of
+Ireland differ, or at least ought to differ, from those of England?
+
+If these particulars were made so clear, that none could mistake them,
+it would be of infinite ease and use to the kingdom; and either prevent
+or silence all discontents.
+
+My Lord Somers, the greatest man I ever knew of your robe; and whose
+thoughts of Ireland differed as far as heaven and earth, from those of
+some others among his brethren here; lamented to me, that the
+prerogative of the Crown, or the privileges of Parliament, should ever
+be liable to dispute, in any single branch of either; by which means, he
+said, the public often suffered great inconveniences; whereof he gave me
+several instances. I produce the authority of so eminent a person, to
+justify my desires, that some high points might be cleared.
+
+For want of such known ascertainment, how far a writer may proceed in
+expressing his good wishes for his country; a person of the most
+innocent intentions, may possibly, by the oratory and comments of
+lawyers, be charged with many crimes, which from his very soul he
+abhors; and consequently may be ruined in his fortunes, and left to rot
+among thieves in some stinking jail; merely for mistaking the purlieus
+of the law. I have known, in my lifetime, a printer prosecuted and
+convicted, for publishing a pamphlet; where the author's intentions, I
+am confident, were as good and innocent, as those of a martyr at his
+last prayers.[12] I did very lately, as I thought it my duty, preach to
+the people under my inspection, upon the subject of Mr. Wood's coin; and
+although I never heard that my sermon gave the least offence, as I am
+sure none was intended; yet, if it were now printed and published, I
+cannot say, I would ensure it from the hands of the common hangman; or
+my own person from those of a messenger.[13]
+
+[Footnote 12: Supposed to be "A proposal for the universal use of Irish
+manufactures," written by the author. [F.]]
+
+[Footnote 13: The reference here is to Swift's sermon on "Doing Good."
+See Swift's Works, vol. iv., p. 181, present edition. [T.S.]]
+
+I have heard the late Chief Justice Holt[14]affirm, that in all criminal
+cases, the most favourable interpretation should be put upon words, that
+they can possibly bear. You meet the same position asserted in many
+trials, for the greatest crimes; though often very ill practised, by the
+perpetual corruption of judges. And I remember, at a trial in Kent,
+where Sir George Rook[15] was indicted for calling a gentleman knave and
+villain; the lawyer for the defendant brought off his client, by
+alleging, that the words were not injurious; for, _knave_ in the old and
+true signification, imported only a servant; and _villain_ in Latin, is
+_villicus_; which is no more than a man employed in country labour; or
+rather a bailiff.
+
+[Footnote 14: Sir John Holt (1642-1710) held the recordership of London,
+in 1685, and was appointed Lord Chief Justice of the King's Bench in
+1688. In the celebrated case, Ashby _v._. White, Holt strongly upheld
+the rights of the voter as against the House of Commons. He was
+distinguished, in his time, for the fair and impartial hearing he always
+accorded a prisoner, and he even personally assisted the accused in
+cases where the law did not allow him to be represented by counsel. Many
+of Holt's opinions did become "standard maxims." [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 15: Admiral Sir George Rooke (1650-1709), who, with
+Rear-Admiral Byng, captured Gibraltar in 1704. [T.S.]]
+
+If Sir John Holt's opinion were a standard maxim for all times and
+circumstances, any writer, with a very small measure of discretion,
+might easily be safe; but, I doubt, in practice it hath been frequently
+controlled, at least before his time; for I take it to be an old rule in
+law.
+
+I have read, or heard, a passage of Signor Leti, an Italian; who being
+in London, busying himself with writing the History of England, told
+King Charles the Second, that he endeavoured as much as he could to
+avoid giving offence, but found it a thing impossible; although he
+should have been as wise as Solomon: The King answered, that if this
+were the case, he had better employ his time in writing proverbs as
+Solomon did: But Leti lay under no public necessity of writing; neither
+would England have been one halfpenny the better, or the worse, whether
+he writ or no.
+
+This I mention, because I know it will readily be objected, "What have
+private men to do with the public? What call had a Drapier to turn
+politician, to meddle in matters of state? Would not his time have been
+better employed in looking to his shop; or his pen in writing proverbs,
+elegies, ballads, garlands, and wonders? He would then have been out of
+all danger of proclamations, and prosecutions. Have we not able
+magistrates and counsellors hourly watching over the public weal?" All
+this may be true: And yet, when the addresses from both Houses of
+Parliament, against Mr. Wood's halfpence, failed of success; if some pen
+had not been employed, to inform the people how far they might legally
+proceed, in refusing that coin, to detect the fraud, the artifice, and
+insolence of the coiner; and to lay open the most ruinous consequences
+to the whole kingdom; which would inevitably follow from the currency of
+the said coin; I might appeal to many hundred thousand people, whether
+any one of them would ever have had the courage or sagacity to refuse
+it.
+
+If this copper should begin to make its way among the common, ignorant
+people, we are inevitably undone; it is they who give us the greatest
+apprehension, being easily frighted, and greedy to swallow
+misinformations: For, if every man were wise enough to understand his
+own interest, which is every man's principal study, there would be no
+need of pamphlets upon this occasion. But, as things stand, I have
+thought it absolutely necessary, from my duty to God, my King, and my
+country, to inform the people, that the proclamation lately issued
+against the Drapier, doth not in the least affect the case of Mr. Wood
+and his coin; but only refers to certain paragraphs in the Drapier's
+last pamphlet, (not immediately relating to his subject, nor at all to
+the merits of the cause,) which the government was pleased to dislike;
+so that any man has the same liberty to reject, to write, and to declare
+against this coin, which he had before: Neither is any man obliged to
+believe, that those honourable persons (whereof you are the first) who
+signed that memorable proclamation against the Drapier, have at all
+changed their opinions, with regard to Mr. Wood or his coin.
+
+Therefore concluding myself to be thus far upon a safe and sure foot; I
+shall continue, upon any proper occasion, as God enables me, to revive
+and preserve that spirit raised in the nation, (whether the real author
+were a real Drapier or no is little to the purpose) against this horrid
+design of Mr. Wood; at the same time carefully watching every stroke of
+my pen, and venturing only to incur the public censure of the world as a
+writer; not of my Lord Chief Justice Whitshed, as a criminal. Whenever
+an order shall come out by authority, forbidding all men upon the
+highest penalties, to offer anything in writing or discourse against
+Mr. Wood's halfpence; I shall certainly submit. However, if that should
+happen, I am determined to be somewhat more than the last man in the
+kingdom to receive them; because I will never receive them at all: For,
+although I know how to be silent; I have not yet learned to pay active
+obedience against my conscience, and the public safety.
+
+I desire to put a case, which I think the Drapier, in some of his books,
+hath put before me; although not so fully as it requires.
+
+You know the copper halfpence in England are coined by the public; and
+every piece worth pretty tolerably near the value of the copper. Now
+suppose, that, instead of the public coinage, a patent had been granted
+to some private, obscure person, for coining a proportionable quantity
+of copper in that kingdom, to what Mr. Wood is preparing in this; and
+all of it at least five times below the intrinsic value: The current
+money of England is reckoned to be twenty millions; and ours under five
+hundred thousand pounds: By this computation, as Mr. Wood hath power to
+give us 108,000 pound; so the patentee in England, by the same
+proportion, might circulate four millions three hundred and twenty
+thousand pounds; besides as much more by stealth and counterfeits: I
+desire to know from you, whether the Parliament might not have addressed
+upon such an occasion; what success they probably would have had; and
+how many Drapiers would have risen to pester the world with pamphlets:
+Yet that kingdom would not be so great a sufferer as ours in the like
+case; because their cash would not be conveyed into foreign countries,
+but lie hid in the chests of cautious, thrifty men, until better times.
+Then I desire, for the satisfaction of the public, that you will please
+to inform me why this country is treated in so very different a manner,
+in a point of such high importance; whether it be on account of
+Poining's act; of subordination; dependence; or any other term of art;
+which I shall not contest, but am too dull to understand.
+
+I am very sensible, that the good or ill success of Mr. Wood, will
+affect you less than any person of consequence in the kingdom; because I
+hear you are so prudent as to make all your purchases in England; and
+truly so would I, if I had money, although I were to pay a hundred
+years' purchase; because I should be glad to possess a freehold that
+could not be taken from me by any law to which I did not give my own
+consent; and where I should never be in danger of receiving my rents in
+mixed copper, at the loss of sixteen shillings in the pound. You can
+live in ease and plenty at Pepper-harrow, in Surrey; and therefore I
+thought it extremely generous and public-spirited in you to be of the
+kingdom's side in this dispute, by shewing, without reserve, your
+disapprobation of Mr. Wood's design; at least if you have been so frank
+to others as you were to me; which indeed I could not but wonder at,
+considering how much we differ in other points; and therefore I could
+get but few believers, when I attempted to justify you in this article
+from your own words.
+
+I would humbly offer another thought, which I do not remember to have
+fallen under the Drapier's observation. If these halfpence should once
+gain admittance; it is agreed, that in no long space of time, what by
+the clandestine practices of the coiner, what by his own counterfeits,
+and those of others, either from abroad or at home; his limited quantity
+would be trebled upon us, until there would not be a grain of gold or
+silver visible in the nation. This, in my opinion would lay a heavy
+charge upon the crown, by creating a necessity of transmitting money
+from England to pay the salaries at least of the principal civil
+officers: For I do not conceive how a judge (for instance) could support
+his dignity with a thousand pounds a year in Wood's coin; which would
+not intrinsically be worth near two hundred. To argue that these
+halfpence, if no other coin were current, would answer the general ends
+of commerce among ourselves, is a great mistake; and the Drapier hath
+made that matter too clear to admit an answer; by shewing us what every
+owner of land must be forced to do with the products of it in such a
+distress. You may read his remarks at large in his second and third
+letter; to which I refer you.
+
+Before I conclude, I cannot but observe, that for several months past,
+there have more papers been written in this town, such as they are, all
+upon the best public principle, the love of our country, than, perhaps,
+hath been known in any other nation, and in so short a time: I speak in
+general, from the Drapier down to the maker of ballads; and all without
+any regard to the common motives of writers: which are profit, favour,
+and reputation. As to profit, I am assured by persons of credit, that
+the best ballad upon Mr. Wood will not yield above a groat to the
+author; and the unfortunate adventurer Harding, declares he never made
+the Drapier any present, except one pair of scissors. As to favour,
+whoever thinks to make his court by opposing Mr. Wood is not very deep
+in politics. And as to reputation, certainly no man of worth and
+learning, would employ his pen upon so transitory a subject, and in so
+obscure a corner of the world, to distinguish himself as an author. So
+that I look upon myself, the Drapier, and my numerous brethren, to be
+all true patriots in our several degrees.
+
+All that the public can expect for the future, is only to be sometimes
+warned to beware of Mr. Wood's halfpence; and refer them for conviction
+to the Drapier's reasons. For, a man of the most superior understanding,
+will find it impossible to make the best use of it, while he writes in
+constraint; perpetually softening, correcting, or blotting out
+expressions, for fear of bringing his printer, or himself, under a
+prosecution from my Lord Chief-Justice Whitshed. It calls to my
+remembrance the madman in Don Quixote, who being soundly beaten by a
+weaver for letting a stone (which he always carried on his shoulder)
+fall upon a spaniel, apprehended that every cur he met was of the same
+species.
+
+For these reasons, I am convinced, that what I have now written will
+appear low and insipid; but if it contributes, in the least, to preserve
+that union among us for opposing this fatal project of Mr. Wood, my
+pains will not be altogether lost.
+
+I sent these papers to an eminent lawyer (and yet a man of virtue and
+learning into the bargain) who, after many alterations returned them
+back, with assuring me, that they are perfectly innocent; without the
+least mixture of treason, rebellion, sedition, malice, disaffection,
+reflection, or wicked insinuation whatsoever.
+
+If the bellman of each parish, as he goes his circuit, would cry out,
+every night, "Past twelve o'clock; Beware of Wood's halfpence;" it would
+probably cut off the occasion for publishing any more pamphlets;
+provided that in country towns it were done upon market days. For my
+own part, as soon as it shall be determined, that it is not against law,
+I will begin the experiment in the liberty of St. Patrick's; and hope my
+example may be followed in the whole city But if authority shall think
+fit to forbid all writings, or discourses upon this subject, except such
+as are in favour of Mr. Wood, I will obey as it becomes me; only when I
+am in danger of bursting, I will go and whisper among the reeds, not any
+reflection upon the wisdom of my countrymen; but only these few words,
+BEWARE OF WOOD'S HALFPENCE.
+
+I am,
+ With due Respect,
+ Your Most Obedient,
+ Humble Servant,
+ J.S.
+
+
+Deanery House,
+ Oct. 26, 1724.
+
+
+
+LETTER VI
+
+A LETTER TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE THE LORD VISCOUNT MOLESWORTH.
+
+
+NOTE.
+
+This letter, hitherto styled the Drapier's fifth letter, is here printed
+as the sixth, for the reasons already stated. It was published on the
+14th December, 1724, at a time when the Drapier agitation had reached
+its last stage. The Drapier had taught his countrymen that "to be brave
+is to be wise," and he now struck the final blow that laid prostrate an
+already tottering opposition.
+
+Walpole realized that to govern Ireland from England he must have a
+trustier aid, a heavier hand, and a more vigilant eye, than were
+afforded in Carteret. Carteret, however, was better away in Ireland,
+and, moreover, as Lord-Lieutenant, he was an ameliorating influence on
+the Irish patriotic party in Dublin. But that party was now backed by a
+very important popular opinion. For the present, therefore, he gave way;
+but his real feelings might have been discovered by an interpretation of
+his appointment of Hugh Boulter as Archbishop of Armagh and Primate of
+Ireland.[1] Boulter's letter to the Duke of Newcastle, written after his
+arrival in Dublin towards the end of November, 1724, gave a very
+unambiguous account of the state of the country towards the patent. On
+the 3rd of December, he wrote, "We are at present in a very bad state,
+and the people so poisoned with apprehensions of Wood's halfpence, that
+I do not see there can be any hopes of justice against any person for
+seditious writings, if he does but mix somewhat about Wood in them....
+But all sorts here are determinedly set against Wood's halfpence, and
+look upon their estates as half sunk in their value, whenever they shall
+pass upon the nation."[2] On January 19th 1724-1725, the Primate wrote
+again to the same effect. On the 3rd of July, he hopes that, as
+parliament is about to meet, the Lord-Lieutenant "will be impowered in
+his speech to speak clearly as to the business of the halfpence, and
+thoroughly rid this nation of their fear on that head."[3] Boulter's
+advice was taken. On the 14th August, 1725, a vacation of the patent was
+issued, and when parliament met shortly after, the Lord-Lieutenant was
+able, in his speech, to announce that his Majesty had put an entire end
+to the patent granted Wood for coining copper halfpence and farthings.
+He alluded to the surrender as a remarkable instance of royal favour and
+condescension which should fill the hearts of a loyal and obedient
+people with the highest sense of duty and gratitude. He doubted not the
+Houses would make suitable acknowledgment of their sense of happiness
+enjoyed under his Majesty's most mild and gracious government.[4]
+
+[Footnote 1: See note on pp. 111-112.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Boulter's letter, vol. i., p. 3. Dublin edition, 1770.]
+
+[Footnote 3: _Ibid_., p. 29.]
+
+[Footnote 4: Comm. Journals, vol. iii., p. 398.]
+
+The Commons unanimously voted an address suitable to the occasion and in
+harmony with the Lord-Lieutenant's suggestion. But the Lords
+procrastinated in debates. It was a question whether their address
+should or should not include the words "great wisdom" in addition to the
+word "condescension" to express their sense of his Majesty's action.
+Finally, however, the address was forthcoming, though not before some
+strenuous expressions of opinion had been made by Midleton and
+Archbishop King against Walpole's administration. As passed, their
+Address included the debated words; as presented the Address omitted
+them.
+
+Thus ended this famous agitation in which the people of Ireland won
+their first victory over England by constitutional means. Wood was no
+loser by the surrender; indeed, he was largely the gainer, since he was
+given a pension of £3,000 per annum for twelve years.[5]
+
+[Footnote 5: Coxe says for eight years.]
+
+Now that the fight was over the people, to use Scott's words, "turned
+their eyes with one consent on the man, by whose unbending fortitude,
+and pre-eminent talents, this triumph was accomplished." He was hailed
+joyously and blessed fervently wherever he went; the people almost
+idolized him; he was their defender and their liberator. No monarch
+visiting his domains could have been received with greater honour than
+was Swift when he came into a town. Medals and medallions were struck in
+his honour. A club was formed to the memory of the Drapier; shops and
+taverns bore the sign of the Drapier's Head; children and women carried
+handkerchiefs with the Drapier's portrait woven in them. All grades of
+society respected him for an influence that, founded in sincerity and
+guided by integrity and consummate ability, had been used patriotically.
+The DEAN became Ireland's chiefest citizen; and Irishmen will ever
+revere the memory of the man who was the first among them to precipitate
+their national instincts into the abiding form of national power--the
+reasoned opinion of a free people.
+
+The text of this letter is based on that given by Sir Walter Scott,
+collated with the original edition and with the text given in "Fraud
+Detected" (1725).
+
+[T.S.]
+
+
+[Illustration:
+ A
+
+ **LETTER**
+
+ To the Right Honourable the
+ *Lord Viscount _Molesworth_.*
+
+ * * * * *
+
+By _M.B. Drapier_, Author of the Letter
+ to the _Shop-keepers_, &c.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+They compassed me about also with Words of
+ Deceit, and fought against me without a Cause.
+
+For my Love they are my Adversaries, but I give
+ my self unto Prayer.
+
+And they have rewarded me Evil for Good, and
+ Hatred for my Love. _Psalm_ 109. _v_. 3, 4, 5.
+
+Seek not to be Judge, being not able to take
+ away Iniquity, lest at any Time thou fear the
+ Person of the Mighty, and lay a stumbling
+ Block in the Way of thy Uprightness.
+
+Offend not against the Multitude of a City, and
+ then thou shalt not cast thy self down among
+ the People.
+
+Bind not one Sin upon another, for in One thou
+ shalt not be Unpunished. _Ecclus_. Ch. 7. V. 6,
+ 7, 8.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_Non jam prima peto Mnesttheus, neque vincere certo:
+Quanquam O! Sed superent, quibus Hoc, Neptune, dedisti._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ DUBLIN:
+Printed by _John Harding_ in
+_Molesworth's Court_ in _Fishamble-street_.
+]
+
+
+
+
+DIRECTIONS TO THE PRINTER.
+
+MR. HARDING, When I sent you my former papers, I cannot say I intended
+you either good or hurt, and yet you have happened through my means to
+receive both. I pray God deliver you from any more of the latter, and
+increase the former. Your trade, particularly in this kingdom, is of all
+others the most unfortunately circumstantiated; For as you deal in the
+most worthless kind of trash, the penny productions of pennyless
+scribblers, so you often venture your liberty and sometimes your lives,
+for the purchase of half-a-crown, and by your own ignorance are punished
+for other men's actions.
+
+I am afraid, you in particular think you have reason to complain of me
+for your own and your wife's confinement in prison, to your great
+expense, as well as hardship, and for a prosecution still impending. But
+I will tell you, Mr. Harding, how that matter stands. Since the press
+hath lain under so strict an inspection, those who have a mind to inform
+the world are become so cautious, as to keep themselves if possible out
+of the way of danger. My custom is to dictate to a 'prentice who can
+write in a feigned hand, and what is written we send to your house by a
+blackguard boy. But at the same time I do assure you upon my reputation,
+that I never did send you anything, for which I thought you could
+possibly be called to an account. And you will be my witness that I
+always desired you by a letter to take some good advice before you
+ventured to print, because I knew the dexterity of dealers in the law at
+finding out something to fasten on where no evil is meant; I am told
+indeed, that you did accordingly consult several very able persons, and
+even some who afterwards appeared against you: To which I can only
+answer, that you must either change your advisers, or determine to print
+nothing that comes from a Drapier.
+
+I desire you will send the enclosed letter, directed "To my Lord
+Viscount Molesworth at his house at Brackdenstown near Swords;" but I
+would have it sent printed for the convenience of his Lordship's
+reading, because this counterfeit hand of my 'prentice is not very
+legible. And if you think fit to publish it, I would have you first get
+it read over carefully by some notable lawyer: I am assured you will
+find enough of them who are friends to the Drapier, and will do it
+without a fee, which I am afraid you can ill afford after all your
+expenses. For although I have taken so much care, that I think it
+impossible to find a topic out of the following papers for sending you
+again to prison; Yet I will not venture to be your guarantee.
+
+This ensuing letter contains only a short account of myself, and an
+humble apology for my former pamphlets, especially the last, with little
+mention of Mr. Wood or his halfpence, because I have already said enough
+upon that subject, until occasion shall be given for new fears; and in
+that case you may perhaps hear from me again.
+
+I am,
+ Your Friend
+ and Servant,
+ M.B.
+
+From my shop in
+St. Francis-street
+Dec. 14. 1724.
+
+_P.S._ For want of intercourse between you and me, which I never will
+suffer, your people are apt to make very gross errors in the press,
+which I desire you will provide against.
+
+
+
+
+LETTER VI
+
+A LETTER TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE THE LORD VISCOUNT MOLESWORTH, AT HIS
+HOUSE AT BRACKDENSTOWN NEAR SWORDS.[6]
+
+
+My Lord, I reflect too late on the maxim of common observers, that
+"those who meddle in matters out of their calling, will have reason to
+repent;" which is now verified in me: For by engaging in the trade of a
+writer, I have drawn upon myself the displeasure of the government,
+signified by a proclamation promising a reward of three hundred pounds
+to the first faithful subject who shall be able and inclined to inform
+against me. To which I may add the laudable zeal and industry of my Lord
+Chief Justice [Whitshed] in his endeavours to discover so dangerous a
+person. Therefore whether I repent or no, I have certainly cause to do
+so, and the common observation still stands good.
+
+[Footnote 6: Robert, Viscount Molesworth (1656-1725), born in Dublin and
+educated at the University there, was a prominent adherent of the Prince
+of Orange during the Revolution of 1688. In 1692 William sent him to
+Denmark as envoy-extraordinary to the Court at Copenhagen; but he left
+abruptly because of the offence he gave there. Retiring to Flanders,
+Molesworth revenged himself by writing, "An Account of Denmark as it was
+in 1692," in which he described that country as no fit place for those
+who held their liberties dearly. Molesworth had been strongly imbued
+with the republican teachings of Algernon Sidney, and his book affords
+ample proof of the influence. Its publication aroused much indignation,
+and a controversy ensued in which Swift's friend, Dr. William King, took
+part. In 1695 Molesworth returned to Ireland, became a Privy Councillor
+in 1697, sat in the Irish parliament in 1703-1705, and in the English
+House of Commons from 1705 to 1708. In 1713 he was removed from the
+Irish Privy Council on a charge of a treasonable utterance, which Steele
+vindicated in "The Englishman" and "The Crisis." The accession of George
+I., however, brought Molesworth into his honours again, and he was
+created Baron Molesworth of Philipstown, and Viscount Molesworth of
+Swords, in 1719. His work entitled "Considerations for Promoting
+Agriculture," issued in 1723, was considered by Swift as "an excellent
+discourse, full of most useful hints." At the time Swift addressed him
+this sixth letter, Molesworth was living in retirement at Brackdenstown.
+[T.S.]]
+
+It will sometimes happen, I know not how in the course of human affairs,
+that a man shall be made liable to legal animadversions, where he has
+nothing to answer for, either to God or his country; and condemned at
+Westminster-hall for what he will never be charged with at the Day of
+Judgment.
+
+After strictly examining my own heart, and consulting some divines of
+great reputation, I cannot accuse myself of any "malice or wickedness
+against the public;" of any "designs to sow sedition," of "reflecting on
+the King and his ministers," or of endeavouring "to alienate the
+affections of the people of this kingdom from those of England."[7] All
+I can charge myself with, is a weak attempt to serve a nation in danger
+of destruction by a most wicked and malicious projector, without waiting
+until I were called to its assistance; which attempt, however it may
+perhaps give me the title of _pragmatical_ and _overweening_ will never
+lie a burthen upon my conscience. God knows whether I may not with all
+my caution have already run myself into danger, by offering thus much in
+my own vindication. For I have heard of a judge, who, upon the
+criminal's appeal to the dreadful Day of Judgment, told him he had
+incurred a _premunire_ for appealing to a foreign jurisdiction: And of
+another in Wales, who severely checked the prisoner for offering the
+same plea, taxing him with reflecting on the Court by such a comparison,
+because "comparisons were odious."
+
+[Footnote 7: The quotations are from the charges stated in the
+indictment and proclamation against the writer and printer of the
+previous letters. [T.S.] ]
+
+But in order to make some excuse for being more speculative than others
+of my condition, I desire your lordship's pardon, while I am doing a
+very foolish thing, which is, to give you some little account of myself.
+
+I was bred at a free school where I acquired some little knowledge in
+the Latin tongue, I served my apprenticeship in London, and there set up
+for myself with good success, till by the death of some friends, and
+the misfortunes of others, I returned into this kingdom, and began to
+employ my thoughts in cultivating the woollen manufacture through all
+its branches Wherein I met with great discouragement and powerful
+opposers, whose objections appeared to me very strange and singular They
+argued that the people of England would be offended if our manufactures
+were brought to equal theirs; and even some of the weaving trade were my
+enemies, which I could not but look upon as absurd and unnatural I
+remember your lordship at that time did me the honour to come into my
+shop, where I shewed you a piece of black and white stuff just sent from
+the dyer, which you were pleased to approve of, and be my customer for
+it.[8]
+
+[Footnote 8: The "piece of black and white stuff just sent from the
+dyer," refers to his pamphlet, issued in 1720, "The Proposal for the
+Universal Use of Irish Manufactures." See vol. vii. [T.S.]]
+
+However I was so mortified, that I resolved for the future to sit
+quietly in my shop, and deal in common goods like the rest of my
+brethren; till it happened some months ago considering with myself that
+the lower and poorer sort of people wanted a _plain strong coarse stuff
+to defend them against cold easterly winds, which then blew very fierce
+and blasting for a long time together_, I contrived one on purpose,
+which sold very well all over the kingdom, and preserved many thousands
+from agues I then made a second and a third kind of stuffs for the
+gentry with the same success, insomuch that an ague hath hardly been
+heard of for some time.[9]
+
+[Footnote 9: The "cold easterly winds" refer to the demands made on the
+Irish people to accept Wood's halfpence. The three different kinds of
+"stuffs" are the three letters written under the _nom de guerre,_ "M.B.
+Drapier." [T.S.]]
+
+This incited me so far, that I ventured upon a fourth piece made of the
+best Irish wool I could get, and I thought it grave and rich enough to
+be worn by the best lord or judge of the land. But of late some great
+folks complain as I hear, "that when they had it on, they felt a
+shuddering in their limbs," and have thrown it off in a rage, cursing to
+hell the poor Drapier who invented it, so that I am determined never to
+work for persons of quality again, except for your lordship and a very
+few more.[10]
+
+[Footnote 10: This refers to the fourth letter of the Drapier, which
+brought forth the proclamation, and for the author of which the reward
+of £300 was offered. [T.S.]]
+
+I assure your lordship upon the word of an honest citizen, that I am not
+richer by the value of one of Mr. Wood's halfpence with the sale of all
+the several stuffs I have contrived; for I give the whole profit to the
+dyers and pressers.[11] And therefore I hope you will please to believe,
+that no other motive beside the love of my country could engage me to
+busy my head and hands to the loss of my time and the gain of nothing
+but vexation and ill-will.
+
+[Footnote 11: The printers [F.]]
+
+I have now in hand one piece of stuff to be woven on purpose for your
+lordship, although I might be ashamed to offer it you, after I have
+confessed that it will be made only from the shreds and remnants of the
+wool employed in the former. However I shall work it up as well as I
+can, and at worst, you need only give it among your tenants.
+
+I am very sensible how ill your lordship is like to be entertained with
+the pedantry of a drapier in the terms of his own trade. How will the
+matter be mended, when you find me entering again, though very
+sparingly, into an affair of state; for such is now grown the
+controversy with Mr. Wood, if some great lawyers are to be credited. And
+as it often happens at play, that men begin with farthings, and go on to
+gold, till some of them lose their estates, and die in jail; so it may
+possibly fall out in my case, that by playing too long with Mr. Wood's
+halfpence, I may be drawn in to pay a fine, double to the reward for
+betraying me, be sent to prison, and "not be delivered thence till I
+shall have paid the uttermost farthing."
+
+There are my lord, three sorts of persons with whom I am resolved never
+to dispute: A highwayman with a pistol at my breast, a troop of dragoons
+who come to plunder my house, and a man of the law who can make a merit
+of accusing me. In each of these cases, which are almost the same, the
+best method is to keep out of the way, and the next best is to deliver
+your money, surrender your house, and confess nothing.
+
+I am told that the two points in my last letter, from which an occasion
+of offence hath been taken, are where I mention His Majesty's answer to
+the address of the House of Lords upon Mr. Wood's patent, and where I
+discourse upon Ireland's being a dependent kingdom. As to the former, I
+can only say, that I have treated it with the utmost respect and
+caution, and I thought it necessary to shew where Wood's patent differed
+in many essential parts from all others that ever had been granted,
+because the contrary had for want of due information been so strongly
+and so largely asserted. As to the other, of Ireland's dependency, I
+confess to have often heard it mentioned, but was never able to
+understand what it meant. This gave me the curiosity to enquire among
+several eminent lawyers, who professed they knew nothing of the matter.
+I then turned over all the statutes of both kingdoms without the least
+information, further than an Irish act, that I quoted, of the 33d of
+Henry 8th, uniting Ireland to England under one king. I cannot say I was
+sorry to be disappointed in my search, because it is certain, I could be
+contented to depend only upon God and my prince and the laws of my own
+country, after the manner of other nations. But since my betters are of
+a different opinion, and desire further dependencies, I shall readily
+submit, not insisting on the exception I made of M.B. Drapier. For
+indeed that hint was borrowed from an idle story I had heard in England,
+which perhaps may be common and beaten, but because it insinuates
+neither treason nor sedition, I will just barely relate it.
+
+Some hundred years ago when the peers were so great that the commons
+were looked upon as little better than their dependents, a bill was
+brought in for making some new additions to the power and privileges of
+the peerage. After it was read, one Mr. Drewe a member of the house,
+stood up, and said, he very much approved the bill, and would give his
+vote to have it pass; but however, for some reasons best known to
+himself, he desired that a clause might be inserted for excepting the
+family of the Drewes. The oddness of the proposition taught others to
+reflect a little, and the bill was thrown out.
+
+Whether I were mistaken, or went too far in examining the dependency
+must be left to the impartial judgment of the world, as well as to the
+courts of judicature, although indeed not in so effectual and decisive
+a manner. But to affirm, as I hear some do, in order to countenance a
+fearful and servile spirit, that this point did not belong to my
+subject, is a false and foolish objection. There were several scandalous
+reports industriously spread by Wood and his accomplices to discourage
+all opposition against his infamous project. They gave it out that we
+were prepared for a rebellion, that we disputed the King's prerogative,
+and were shaking off our dependency. The first went so far, and obtained
+so much belief against the most visible demonstrations to the contrary,
+that a great person of this kingdom, now in England, sent over such an
+account of it to his friends, as would make any good subject both grieve
+and tremble. I thought it therefore necessary to treat that calumny as
+it deserved. Then I proved by an invincible argument that we could have
+no intention to dispute His Majesty's prerogative, because the
+prerogative was not concerned in the question, the civilians and lawyers
+of all nations agreeing that copper is not money. And lastly to clear us
+from the imputation of shaking off our dependency, I shewed wherein as I
+thought this dependency consisted, and cited the statute above mentioned
+made in Ireland, by which it is enacted, that "whoever is King of
+England shall be King of Ireland," and that the two kingdoms shall be
+"for ever knit together under one King." This, as I conceived, did
+wholly acquit us of intending to break our dependency, because it was
+altogether out of our power, for surely no King of England will ever
+consent to the repeal of that statute.
+
+But upon this article I am charged with a heavier accusation. It is said
+I went too far, when I declared, that "if ever the Pretender should come
+to be fixed upon the throne of England (which God forbid) I would so far
+venture to transgress this statute, that I would lose the last drop of
+my blood before I would submit to him as King of Ireland."
+
+This I hear on all sides, is the strongest and weightiest objection
+against me, and which hath given the most offence; that I should be so
+bold to declare against a direct statute, and that any motive how strong
+soever, could make me reject a King whom England should receive. Now if
+in defending myself from this accusation I should freely confess, that I
+"went too far," that "the expression was very indiscreet, although
+occasioned by my zeal for His present Majesty and his Protestant line in
+the House of Hanover," that "I shall be careful never to offend again in
+the like kind." And that "I hope this free acknowledgment and sorrow for
+my error, will be some atonement and a little soften the hearts of my
+powerful adversaries." I say if I should offer such a defence as this, I
+do not doubt but some people would wrest it to an ill meaning by some
+spiteful interpretation, and therefore since I cannot think of any other
+answer, which that paragraph can admit, I will leave it to the mercy of
+every candid reader.
+
+I will now venture to tell your lordship a secret, wherein I fear you
+are too deeply concerned You will therefore please to know that this
+habit of writing and discoursing, wherein I unfortunately differ from
+almost the whole kingdom, and am apt to grate the ears of more than I
+could wish, was acquired during my apprenticeship in London, and a long
+residence there after I had set up for myself. Upon my return and
+settlement here, I thought I had only changed one country of freedom for
+another. I had been long conversing with the writings of your
+lordship,[12] Mr. Locke, Mr. Molineaux,[13] Colonel Sidney[14] and other
+dangerous authors, who talk of "liberty as a blessing, to which the
+whole race of mankind hath an original title, whereof nothing but
+unlawful force can divest them." I knew a good deal of the several
+Gothic institutions in Europe, and by what incidents and events they
+came to be destroyed; and I ever thought it the most uncontrolled and
+universally agreed maxim, that _freedom_ consists in a people being
+governed by laws made with their own consent; and _slavery_ in the
+contrary. I have been likewise told, and believe it to be true, that
+_liberty_ and _property_ are words of known use and signification in
+this kingdom, and that the very lawyers pretend to understand, and have
+them often in their mouths. These were the errors which have misled me,
+and to which alone I must impute the severe treatment I have received.
+But I shall in time grow wiser, and learn to consider my driver, the
+road I am in, and with whom I am yoked. This I will venture to say, that
+the boldest and most obnoxious words I ever delivered, would in England
+have only exposed me as a stupid fool, who went to prove that the sun
+shone in a clear summer's day; and I have witnesses ready to depose that
+your lordship hath said and writ fifty times worse, and what is still an
+aggravation, with infinitely more wit and learning, and stronger
+arguments, so that as politics run, I do not know a person of more
+exceptionable principles than yourself; and if ever I shall be
+discovered, I think you will be bound in honour to pay my fine and
+support me in prison; or else I may chance to inform against you by way
+of reprisal.[15]
+
+[Footnote 12: See note _ante_, p. 161. [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 13: William Molyneux (1656-1698), the correspondent of John
+Flamsteed and Locke. His "Dioptrica Nova" contains a warm appreciation
+of Locke's "Essay on the Human Understanding." He died in October, 1698,
+but in the early part of this year, he published his famous inquiry into
+the effect of English legislation on Irish manufactures. The work was
+entitled, "The Case of Ireland's being bound by Acts of Parliament in
+England stated," and its publication made a great stir both in England
+and in Ireland. Molyneux attempted to show that the Irish Parliament was
+independent of the English Parliament. His book was reported by a
+Committee of the House of Commons, on June 22nd, 1698, to be "of
+dangerous consequence to the Crown and Parliament of England," but the
+matter went no further than embodying this resolution of the committee
+in an address to the King. [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 14: Algernon Sidney (1622-1682), the author of the well known
+"Discourses concerning Government," and the famous republican of the
+Cromwellian and Restoration years, was the second surviving son of the
+second Earl of Leicester His career as soldier, statesman, agitator,
+ambassador and author, forms an interesting and even fascinating chapter
+of the story of this interesting period of English history. He was tried
+for treason before Jeffreys, and in spite of a most excellent defence,
+sentenced to death. His execution took place on December 7th, 1682. [T.
+S.]]
+
+[Footnote 15: A writer, signing himself M.M., replying to this letter of
+Swift's in a broadside entitled, "Seasonable Advice to M.B. Drapier,
+Occasioned by his Letter to the R--t. Hon. the Lord Visct. Molesworth,"
+actually takes this paragraph to mean that Swift intended seriously to
+turn informer: "Now sir, some people are of opinion that you carried
+this too far, inasmuch as you become a precedent to informers: others
+think that you intimate to his lordship, the miserable circumstance you
+are in by the menaces of the prentice to whom you dictate; they conceive
+your declaring to inform, if not fee'd, to the contrary, signifies your
+said prentice on the last occasion to swear, if you don't forthwith
+deliver him his indentures, and half of your stock to set up trade with,
+he will inform against you, bring you to justice, be dismissed by law,
+and get the promised £300 to begin trade with; how near these
+conceptions be to truth I can't tell; but I know people think that word
+_inform_ unseasonable. . . ." [T.S.]]
+
+In the meantime, I beg your lordship to receive my confession, that if
+there be any such thing as a dependency of Ireland upon England,
+otherwise than as I have explained it, either by the law of God, of
+nature, of reason, of nations, or of the land (which I shall never
+hereafter contest,) then was the proclamation against me, the most
+merciful that ever was put out, and instead of accusing me as malicious,
+wicked and seditious, it might have been directly as guilty of high
+treason.
+
+All I desire is, that the cause of my country against Mr. Wood may not
+suffer by any inadvertency of mine; Whether Ireland depends upon
+England, or only upon God, the King and the law, I hope no man will
+assert that it depends upon Mr. Wood. I should be heartily sorry that
+this commendable resentment against me should accidentally (and I hope,
+what was never intended) strike a damp upon that spirit in all ranks and
+corporations of men against the desperate and ruinous design of Mr.
+Wood. Let my countrymen blot out those parts in my last letter which
+they dislike, and let no rust remain on my sword to cure the wounds I
+have given to our most mortal enemy. When Sir Charles Sidley[16] was
+taking the oaths, where several things were to be renounced, he said "he
+loved renouncing," asked "if any more were to be renounced, for he was
+ready to renounce as much as they pleased." Although I am not so
+thorough a renouncer; yet let me have but good city security against
+this pestilent coinage, and I shall be ready not only to renounce every
+syllable in all my four letters, but to deliver them cheerfully with my
+own hands into those of the common hangman, to be burnt with no better
+company than the coiner's _effigies,_ if any part of it hath escaped out
+of the secular hands of the rabble.
+
+[Footnote 16: This must be Sir Charles Sedley (properly Sidley), the
+famous wit and dramatist of Charles II.'s reign. In his reprint of 1735,
+Faulkner prints the name "Sidley," though the original twopenny tract
+and the "Hibernian Patriot" print it as "Sidney." Sir W. Scott corrects
+it to "Sedley." [T.S.]]
+
+But whatever the sentiments of some people may be, I think it is agreed
+that many of those who subscribed against me, are on the side of a vast
+majority in the kingdom who opposed Mr. Wood; and it was with great
+satisfaction that I observed some right honourable names very amicably
+joined with my own at the bottom of a strong declaration against him and
+his coin. But if the admission of it among us be already determined the
+worthy person who is to betray me ought in prudence to do it with all
+convenient speed, or else it may be difficult to find three hundred
+pounds in sterling for the discharge of his hire; when the public shall
+have lost five hundred thousand, if there be so much in the nation;
+besides four-fifths of its annual income for ever.
+
+I am told by lawyers, that in all quarrels between man and man, it is of
+much weight, which of them gave the first provocation or struck the
+first blow. It is manifest that Mr. Wood hath done both, and therefore I
+should humbly propose to have him first hanged and his dross thrown into
+the sea; after which the Drapier will be ready to stand his trial. "It
+must needs be that offences come, but woe unto him by whom the offence
+cometh." If Mr. Wood had held his hand every body else would have held
+their tongues, and then there would have been little need of pamphlets,
+juries, or proclamations upon this occasion. The provocation must needs
+have been great, which could stir up an obscure indolent Drapier to
+become an author. One would almost think the very stones in the street
+would rise up in such a cause: And I am not sure they will not do so
+against Mr. Wood if ever he comes within their reach. It is a known
+story of the dumb boy, whose tongue forced a passage for speech by the
+horror of seeing a dagger at his father's throat. This may lessen the
+wonder that a tradesman hid in privacy and silence should cry out when
+the life and being of his political mother are attempted before his
+face, and by so infamous a hand.
+
+But in the meantime, Mr. Wood the destroyer of a kingdom walks about in
+triumph (unless it be true that he is in jail for debt) while he who
+endeavoured to assert the liberty of his country is forced to hide his
+head for occasionally dealing in a matter of controversy. However I am
+not the first who hath been condemned to death for gaining a great
+victory over a powerful enemy, by disobeying for once the strict orders
+of military discipline.
+
+I am now resolved to follow (after the usual proceeding of mankind,
+because it is too late) the advice given me by a certain Dean. He shewed
+the mistake I was in of trusting to the general good-will of the people,
+"that I had succeeded hitherto better than could be expected, but that
+some unfortunate circumstantial lapse would probably bring me within the
+reach of power. That my good intentions would be no security against
+those who watched every motion of my pen, in the bitterness of my soul."
+He produced an instance of "a writer as innocent, as disinterested, and
+as well meaning as myself, where the printer, who had the author in his
+power, was prosecuted with the utmost zeal, the jury sent back nine
+times, and the man given up to the mercy of the court."[17] The Dean
+further observed "that I was in a manner left alone to stand the battle,
+while others who had ten thousand times better talents than a Drapier,
+were so prudent to lie still, and perhaps thought it no unpleasant
+amusement to look on with safety, while another was giving them
+diversion at the hazard of his liberty and fortune, and thought they
+made a sufficient recompense by a little applause." Whereupon he
+concluded with a short story of a Jew at Madrid, who being condemned to
+the fire on account of his religion, a crowd of school-boys following
+him to the stake, and apprehending they might lose their sport, if he
+should happen to recant, would often clap him on the back, and cry,
+"_Sta firme Moyse_ (Moses, continue steadfast)."
+
+[Footnote 17: This was for the publication of "A Proposal for the
+Universal Use of Irish Manufactures." [T.S.]]
+
+I allow this gentleman's advice to have been good, and his observations
+just, and in one respect my condition is worse than that of the Jew, for
+no recantation will save me. However it should seem by some late
+proceedings, that my state is not altogether deplorable. This I can
+impute to nothing but the steadiness of two impartial grand juries,
+which hath confirmed in me an opinion I have long entertained, that, as
+philosophers say, "virtue is seated in the middle," so in another
+sense, the little virtue left in the world is chiefly to be found among
+the middle rank of mankind, who are neither allured out of her paths by
+ambition, nor driven by poverty.
+
+Since the proclamation occasioned by my last letter, and a due
+preparation for proceeding against me in a court of justice, there have
+been two printed papers clandestinely spread about, whereof no man is
+able to trace the original further than by conjecture, which with its
+usual charity lays them to my account. The former is entitled,
+"Seasonable Advice,"[18] and appears to have been intended for
+information of the grand jury, upon the supposition of a bill to be
+prepared against that letter. The other[19] is an extract from a printed
+book of Parliamentary Proceedings in the year 1680 containing an angry
+resolution of the House of Commons in England against dissolving grand
+juries. As to the former, your lordship will find it to be the work of a
+more artful hand than that of a common Drapier. It hath been censured
+for endeavouring to influence the minds of a jury, which ought to be
+wholly free and unbiassed, and for that reason it is manifest that no
+judge was ever known either upon or off the bench, either by himself or
+his dependents, to use the least insinuation that might possibly affect
+the passions or interests of any one single juryman, much less of a
+whole jury; whereof every man must be convinced who will just give
+himself the trouble to dip into the common printed trials; so as, it is
+amazing to think, what a number of upright judges there have been in
+both kingdoms for above sixty years past, which, considering how long
+they held their offices during pleasure, as they still do among us, I
+account next to a miracle.
+
+[Footnote 18: See p. 123. [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 19: See note on p. 127. [T.S.]]
+
+As to the other paper I must confess it is a sharp censure of an English
+House of Commons against dissolving grand juries by any judge before the
+end of the term, assizes, or sessions, while matters are under their
+consideration, and not presented; is arbitrary, illegal, destructive to
+public justice, a manifest violation of his oath, and is a means to
+subvert the fundamental laws of the kingdom.
+
+However, the publisher seems to have been mistaken in what he aimed at.
+For, whatever dependence there may be of Ireland upon England, I hope he
+would not insinuate, that the proceedings of a lord chief justice in
+Ireland must depend upon a resolution of an English House of Commons.
+Besides, that resolution although it were levelled against a particular
+lord chief justice, Sir William Scroggs,[20] yet the occasion was
+directly contrary: For Scroggs dissolved the grand jury of London for
+fear they should present, but ours in Dublin was dissolved because they
+would not present, which wonderfully alters the case. And therefore a
+second grand jury supplied that defect by making a presentment[21] that
+hath pleased the whole kingdom. However I think it is agreed by all
+parties, that both the one and the other jury behaved themselves in such
+a manner, as ought to be remembered to their honour, while there shall
+be any regard left among us for virtue or public spirit.
+
+[Footnote 20: Sir William Scroggs (1623?-1683) was appointed Lord Chief
+Justice of England on the removal of Sir Thomas Ramsford in 1678. One of
+the eight articles of impeachment against Scroggs, in 1680, was for
+illegally discharging the grand jury of Middlesex before the end of the
+term. Although the articles of impeachment were carried to the House of
+Lords in 1681, the proceedings went no farther than ordering him to find
+bail and file his answer by a certain time. Scroggs was removed, on
+account of his unpopularity, on April 11th, 1681. As a lawyer, Scroggs
+has no great reputation; as a judge he must be classed with the
+notorious Jeffreys. [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 21: See Appendix No. V. [T.S.]]
+
+I am confident your lordship will be of my sentiments in one thing, that
+some short plain authentic tract might be published for the information
+both of petty and grand juries, how far their power reacheth, and where
+it is limited, and that a printed copy of such a treatise might be
+deposited in every court, to be consulted by the jurymen before they
+consider of their verdict; by which abundance of inconveniences would be
+avoided, whereof innumerable instances might be produced from former
+times, because I will say nothing of the present.
+
+I have read somewhere of an eastern king who put a judge to death for an
+iniquitous sentence, and ordered his hide to be stuffed into a cushion,
+and placed upon the tribunal for the son to sit on, who was preferred to
+his father's office. I fancy such a memorial might not have been
+unuseful to a son of Sir William Scroggs, and that both he and his
+successors would often wriggle in their seats as long as the cushion
+lasted. I wish the relater had told us what number of such cushions
+there might be in that country.
+
+I cannot but observe to your lordship how nice and dangerous a point it
+is grown for a private person to inform the people even in an affair
+where the public interest and safety are so highly concerned as that of
+Mr. Wood, and this in a country where loyalty is woven into the very
+hearts of the people, seems a little extraordinary. Sir William Scroggs
+was the first who introduced that commendable acuteness into the courts
+of judicature; but how far this practice hath been imitated by his
+successors or strained upon occasion, is out of my knowledge. When
+pamphlets unpleasing to the ministry were presented as libels, he would
+order the offensive paragraphs to be read before him, and said it was
+strange that the judges and lawyers of the King's Bench should be duller
+than all the people of England; and he was often so very happy in
+applying the initial letters of names, and expounding dubious hints (the
+two common expedients among writers of that class for escaping the law)
+that he discovered much more than ever the authors intended, as many of
+them or their printers found to their cost. If such methods are to be
+followed in examining what I have already written or may write hereafter
+upon the subject of Mr. Wood, I defy any man of fifty times my
+understanding and caution to avoid being entrapped, unless he will be
+content to write what none will read, by repeating over the old
+arguments and computations, whereof the world is already grown weary. So
+that my good friend Harding lies under this dilemma, either to let my
+learned works hang for ever a drying upon his lines, or venture to
+publish them at the hazard of being laid by the heels.
+
+I need not tell your lordship where the difficulty lies. It is true, the
+King and the laws permit us to refuse this coin of Mr. Wood, but at the
+same time it is equally true, that the King and the laws permit us to
+receive it. Now it is most certain the ministers in England do not
+suppose the consequences of uttering that brass among us to be so
+ruinous as we apprehend; because doubtless if they understood it in that
+light, they are persons of too much honour and justice not to use their
+credit with His Majesty for saving a most loyal kingdom from
+destruction. But as long as it shall please those great persons to think
+that coin will not be so very pernicious to us, we lie under the
+disadvantage of being censured as obstinate in not complying with a
+royal patent. Therefore nothing remains, but to make use of that liberty
+which the King and the laws have left us, by continuing to refuse this
+coin, and by frequent remembrances to keep up that spirit raised against
+it, which otherwise may be apt to flag, and perhaps in time to sink
+altogether. For, any public order against receiving or uttering Mr.
+Wood's halfpence is not reasonably to be expected in this kingdom,
+without directions from England, which I think nobody presumes, or is so
+sanguine to hope.
+
+But to confess the truth, my lord, I begin to grow weary of my office as
+a writer, and could heartily wish it were devolved upon my brethren, the
+makers of songs and ballads, who perhaps are the best qualified at
+present to gather up the gleanings of this controversy. As to myself, it
+hath been my misfortune to begin and pursue it upon a wrong foundation.
+For having detected the frauds and falsehoods of this vile impostor Wood
+in every part, I foolishly disdained to have recourse to whining,
+lamenting, and crying for mercy, but rather chose to appeal to law and
+liberty and the common rights of mankind, without considering the
+climate I was in.
+
+Since your last residence in Ireland, I frequently have taken my nag to
+ride about your grounds, where I fancied myself to feel an air of
+freedom breathing round me, and I am glad the low condition of a
+tradesman did not qualify me to wait on you at your house, for then I am
+afraid my writings would not have escaped severer censures. But I have
+lately sold my nag, and honestly told his greatest fault, which was that
+of snuffing up the air about Brackdenstown, whereby he became such a
+lover of liberty, that I could scarce hold him in. I have likewise
+buried at the bottom of a strong chest your lordship's writings under a
+heap of others that treat of liberty, and spread over a layer or two of
+Hobbes, Filmer, Bodin[22] and many more authors of that stamp, to be
+readiest at hand whenever I shall be disposed to take up a new set of
+principles in government. In the mean time I design quietly to look to
+my shop, and keep as far out of your lordship's influence as possible;
+and if you ever see any more of my writings upon this subject, I promise
+you shall find them as innocent, as insipid and without a sting as what
+I have now offered you. But if your lordship will please to give me an
+easy lease of some part of your estate in Yorkshire,[23] thither will I
+carry my chest and turning it upside down, resume my political reading
+where I left it off; feed on plain homely fare, and live and die a free
+honest English farmer: But not without regret for leaving my countrymen
+under the dread of the brazen talons of Mr. Wood: My most loyal and
+innocent countrymen, to whom I owe so much for their good opinion of me,
+and of my poor endeavours to serve them,
+
+I am
+ with the greatest respect,
+ My Lord
+ Your Lordship's most obedient
+ and most humble servant,
+ M.B.
+
+
+From my shop
+in St. Francis-Street,
+Dec. 14.
+1724.
+
+[Footnote 22: Sir Robert Filmer, the political writer who suffered for
+his adhesion to the cause of Charles I. His chief work was published
+after his death in 1680. It is entitled, "Patriarcha," and defends the
+patriarchal theory of government against the social-compact theory of
+Hobbes. Locke vigorously attacked it in his "Two Treatises on
+Government" published in 1690.
+
+Jean Bodin, who died in 1596, wrote the "Livres de la Republique," a
+remarkable collection of information and speculation on the theoretical
+basis of political government. [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 23: Molesworth's estate in Yorkshire was at Edlington, near
+Tickhill. [T.S.]]
+
+
+
+
+LETTER VII.
+
+AN HUMBLE ADDRESS TO BOTH HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT.
+
+BY M.B. DRAPIER.
+
+"Multa gemens ignominiam Plagasque superbi Victoris.--"
+
+[VIRGIL, _Georg. III._, 226-7.]
+
+
+NOTE.
+
+
+This letter was published in the fourth volume of the collected edition
+of Swift's Works, issued by Faulkner, in Dublin, in 1735. It is there
+stated that it was written "before the Lord Carteret came over, and soon
+after the fourth Drapier's letter." If Faulkner be correct, and he
+probably is, the subject matter of the letter shows that it was not to
+be printed until after the agitation had subsided. The letter is in an
+entirely different spirit from the other letters, and deals with
+suggestions and methods of action for a general righting of the wrongs
+under which Ireland was suffering. In matter as well as in manner it is
+not a continuation of the contest against Wood, but an effort to send
+the people along paths which would lead to their general welfare and
+prosperity. As such it properly concludes the Drapier series.
+
+The text of the letter here printed is that of Faulkner collated with
+that given in the fifth volume of "Miscellanies," issued in London in.
+1735.
+
+[T.S.]
+
+
+
+
+LETTER VII.
+
+AN HUMBLE ADDRESS TO BOTH HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT.
+
+
+I have been told, that petitions and addresses, either to King or
+Parliament, are the right of every subject; providing they consist with
+that respect, which is due to princes and great assemblies. Neither do I
+remember, that the modest proposals, or opinions of private men, have
+been ill-received, when they have not been delivered in the style of
+advice; which is a presumption far from my thoughts. However, if
+proposals should be looked upon as too assuming; yet I hope, every man
+may be suffered to declare his own and the nation's wishes. For
+instance; I may be allowed to wish, that some further laws were enacted
+for the advancement of trade, for the improvement of agriculture, now
+strangely neglected, against the maxim of all wise nations: For
+supplying the manifest defects in the acts concerning plantation of
+trees: For setting the poor to work, and many others.
+
+Upon this principle, I may venture to affirm; it is the hearty wish of
+the whole nation, very few excepted; that the Parliament in this session
+would begin by strictly examining into the detestable fraud of one
+William Wood, now or late of London, hardwareman; who illegally and
+clandestinely, as appears by your own votes and addresses, procured a
+patent in England, for coining halfpence in that kingdom, to be current
+here. This, I say, is the wish of the whole nation, very few excepted;
+and upon account of those few, is more strongly and justly the wish of
+the rest: Those few consisting either of Wood's confederates, some
+obscure tradesmen, or certain bold UNDERTAKERS[1] of weak judgment, and
+strong ambition; who think to find their accounts in the ruin of the
+nation, by securing or advancing themselves. And, because such men
+proceed upon a system of politics, to which I would fain hope you will
+be always utter strangers, I shall humbly lay it before you.
+
+[Footnote 1: This was a phrase used in the time of Charles II. to
+express those dashing ministers who obtained power by undertaking to
+carry through particular favourite measures of the crown. But the Dean
+applies it with his usual studied ambiguity, so that it may be explained
+as meaning schemers or projectors in general. [S.]]
+
+Be pleased to suppose me in a station of fifteen hundred pounds a year,
+salary and perquisites; and likewise possessed of 800_l_. a year, real
+estate. Then, suppose a destructive project to be set on foot; such, for
+instance, as this of Wood; which if it succeed, in all the consequences
+naturally to be expected from it, must sink the rents and wealth of the
+kingdom one half, (although I am confident, it would have done so
+five-sixths.) Suppose, I conceive that the countenancing, or privately
+supporting this project, will please those by whom I expect to be
+preserved, or higher exalted. Nothing then remains, but to compute and
+balance my gain and my loss, and sum up the whole. I suppose that I
+shall keep my employment ten years, (not to mention the fair chance of a
+better.) This at 1500_l_. a year, amounts, in ten years, to 15,000_l_.
+My estate, by the success of the said project, sinks 400_l_. a year;
+which at twenty years' purchase, is but 8000_l_. so that I am a clean
+gainer of 7000_l_. upon the balance. And during all that period, I am
+possessed of power and credit, can gratify my favourites, and take
+vengeance of mine enemies. And if the project miscarry, my private merit
+is still entire. This arithmetic, as horrible as it appears, I knowingly
+affirm to have been practised, and applied in conjunctures, whereon
+depended the ruin or safety of a nation: Although, probably the charity
+and virtue of a senate, will hardly be induced to believe, that there
+can be such monsters among mankind. And yet, the wise Lord Bacon
+mentions a sort of people, (I doubt the race is not yet extinct) who
+would "set a house on fire, for the convenience of roasting their own
+eggs at the flame."
+
+But whoever is old enough to remember, and hath turned his thoughts to
+observe the course of public affairs in this kingdom, from the time of
+the Revolution; must acknowledge, that the highest points of interest
+and liberty, have been often sacrificed to the avarice and ambition of
+particular persons, upon the very principles and arithmetic that I have
+supposed: The only wonder is, how these artists were able to prevail
+upon numbers; and influence even public assemblies to become instruments
+for effecting their execrable designs.
+
+It is, I think, in all conscience, latitude enough for vice, if a man in
+station be allowed to act injustice, upon the usual principles of
+getting a bribe, wreaking his malice, serving his party, or consulting
+his preferment; while his wickedness terminates in the ruin only of
+particular persons: But, to deliver up our whole country, and every
+living soul who inhabits it, to certain destruction; hath not, as I
+remember, been permitted by the most favourable casuists on the side of
+corruption. It were far better, that all who have had the misfortune to
+be born in this kingdom, should be rendered incapable of holding any
+employment whatsoever, above the degree of a constable, (according to
+the scheme and intention of a great minister[2] _gone to his own
+place_)than to live under the daily apprehension of a few false brethren
+among ourselves. Because, in the former case we should be wholly free
+from the danger of being betrayed; since none could then have impudence
+enough to pretend any public good.
+
+[Footnote 2: The Earl of Sunderland. See note on p. 377 of vol. _v._ of
+present edition. [T.S.]]
+
+It is true, that in this desperate affair of the new halfpence, I have
+not heard of any man above my own degree of a shopkeeper, to have been
+hitherto so bold, as, in direct terms, to vindicate the fatal project;
+although I have been told of some very mollifying expressions which were
+used, and very gentle expedients proposed and handed about, when it
+first came under debate: But, since the eyes of the people have been so
+far opened, that the most ignorant can plainly see their own ruin, in
+the success of Wood's attempt; these grand compounders have been more
+cautious.[3]
+
+[Footnote 3: Alluding to Walpole's overture for reducing the amount to
+be coined to £40,000. [T.S.]]
+
+But that the same spirit still subsists, hath manifestly appeared (among
+other instances of great compliance) from certain circumstances, that
+have attended some late proceedings in a court of judicature. There is
+not any commonplace more frequently insisted on, by those who treat of
+our constitution, than the great happiness and excellency of trials by
+juries; yet if this blessed part of our law be eludible at pleasure, by
+the force of power, frowns, and artifice; we shall have little reason to
+boast of our advantage, in this particular, over other states or
+kingdoms in Europe. And surely, these high proceedings, exercised in a
+point that so nearly concerned the life-blood of the people, their
+necessary subsistence, their very food and raiment, and even the public
+peace; will not allow any favourable appearance; because it was obvious,
+that so much superabundant zeal could have no other design, or produce
+any other effect, than to damp that spirit raised in the nation against
+this accursed scheme of William Wood, and his abettors; to which spirit
+alone, we owe, and for ever must owe, our being hitherto preserved, and
+our hopes of being preserved for the future; if it can be kept up, and
+strongly countenanced by your wise assemblies. I wish I could account
+for such a demeanour upon a more charitable foundation, than that of
+putting our interest in over balance with the ruin of our country.
+
+I remember some months ago, when this affair was fresh in discourse; a
+person near allied to SOMEBODY, or (as the hawkers called him) NOBODY,
+who was thought deeply concerned, went about very diligently among his
+acquaintance, to shew the bad consequences that might follow from any
+public resentment to the disadvantage of his ally Mr. Wood; principally
+alleging the danger of all employments being disposed of from England.
+One of these emissaries came to me, and urged the same topic: I
+answered, naturally, that I knew there was no office of any kind, which
+a man from England might not have, if he thought it worth his asking;
+and that I looked upon all who had the disadvantage of being born here,
+as only in the condition of leasers and gleaners. Neither could I
+forbear mentioning the known fable of the countryman, who entreated his
+ass to fly for fear of being taken by the enemy; but the ass refused to
+give himself that trouble; and upon a very wise reason, because he could
+not possibly change his present master for a worse: The enemy could not
+make him fare harder; beat him more cruelly; nor load him with heavier
+burthens.
+
+Upon these, and many other considerations, I may affirm it to be the
+wish of the whole nation, that the power and privileges of juries were
+declared, ascertained, and confirmed by the legislature; and that
+whoever hath been manifestly known to violate them, might be stigmatized
+by public censure; not from any hope that such a censure will amend
+their practices, or hurt their interest, (for it may probably operate
+quite contrary in both:) but that the nation may know their enemies from
+their friends.
+
+I say not this with any regard or view to myself; for I write in great
+security; and am resolved that none shall merit at my expense further
+than by shewing their zeal to discover, prosecute, and condemn me, for
+endeavouring to do my duty in serving my country: And yet I am conscious
+to myself that I never had the least intention to reflect on His
+Majesty's ministers, nor on any other person, except William Wood, whom
+I neither did, nor do yet conceive to be of that number. However, some
+would have it, that I went too far; but I suppose they will now allow
+themselves mistaken. I am sure I might easily have gone further; and I
+think I could not easily have fared worse. And therefore I was no
+further affected with their proclamation, and subsequent proceedings,
+than a good clergyman is with the sins of the people. And as to the poor
+printer, he is now gone to appear before a higher, and before a
+righteous tribunal.
+
+As my intention is only to lay before your great assemblies, the general
+wishes of the nation; and as I have already declared it our principal
+wish that your first proceeding would be to examine into the pernicious
+fraud of William Wood; so I must add, as the universal opinion, that all
+schemes of commutation, composition, and the like expedients, either
+avowed or implied, will be of the most pernicious consequences to the
+public; against the dignity of a free kingdom; and prove an
+encouragement to future adventurers in the same destructive projects.
+For, it is a maxim, which no man at present disputes, that even a
+connivance to admit one thousand pounds in these halfpence, will
+produce, in time, the same ruinous effects, as if we openly consented to
+admit a million. It were, therefore, infinitely more safe and eligible,
+to leave things in the doubtful, melancholy state they are at present,
+(which, however, God forbid) and trust entirely to the general aversion
+of our people against this coin; using all honest endeavours to
+preserve, continue, and increase that aversion, than submit to apply
+those palliatives which weak, perfidious, or abject politicians, are,
+upon all occasions, and in all diseases, so ready to administer.
+
+In the small compass of my reading, (which, however, hath been more
+extensive than is usual to men of my inferior calling) I have observed
+that grievances have always preceded supplies; and if ever grievances
+had a title to such a pre-eminence, it must be this of Wood; because it
+is not only the greatest grievance that any country could suffer, but a
+grievance of such a kind that, if it should take effect, would make it
+impossible for us to give any supplies at all; except in adulterate
+copper; unless a tax were laid for paying the civil and military lists,
+and the large pensions, with real commodities instead of money; which,
+however, might be liable to some few objections as well as difficulties:
+For although the common soldiers might be content with beef and mutton,
+and wool, and malt, and leather; yet I am in some doubt as to the
+generals, the colonels, the numerous pensioners, the civil officers, and
+others, who all live in England upon Irish pay; as well as those few who
+reside among us only because they cannot help it.
+
+There is one particular, which although I have mentioned more than once
+in some of my former papers, yet I cannot forbear to repeat, and a
+little enlarge upon it; because I do not remember to have read or heard
+of the like in the history of any age or country; neither do I ever
+reflect upon it without the utmost astonishment.
+
+After the unanimous addresses to his Sacred Majesty, against this patent
+of Wood, from both Houses of Parliament, which are the three estates of
+the kingdom; and likewise an address from the Privy-council, to whom,
+under the chief governors, the whole administration is entrusted; the
+matter is referred to a committee of council in London. Wood, and his
+adherents, are heard on one side; and a few volunteers, without any
+trust or direction from hence, on the other. The question (as I
+remember) chiefly turned upon the want of halfpence in Ireland:
+Witnesses are called on the behalf of Wood (of what credit I have
+formerly shewn :) Upon the issue the patent is found good and legal; all
+His Majesty's officers here, (not excepting the military) commanded to
+be aiding and assisting to make it effectual. The addresses of both
+Houses of Parliament, of the Privy-council; and of the city of Dublin:
+The declarations of most counties and corporations through the kingdom,
+are altogether laid aside, as of no weight, consequence, or
+consideration whatsoever: And the whole kingdom of Ireland nonsuited, in
+default of appearance; as if it were a private cause between John Doe,
+plaintiff, and William Roe, defendant.
+
+With great respect to those-honourable persons, the committee of council
+in London, I have not understood them to be our governors, councillors,
+or judges. Neither did our case turn at all upon the question, whether
+Ireland wanted halfpence or no. For there is no doubt, but we do want
+both halfpence, gold, and silver; and we have numberless other wants,
+and some that we are not so much as allowed to name; although they are
+peculiar to this nation; to which no other is subject, whom God hath
+blessed with religion and laws, or any degree of soil and sunshine: But,
+for what demerits on our side, I am altogether in the dark.
+
+But, I do not remember, that our want of halfpence was either affirmed,
+or denied in any of our addresses or declarations, against those of
+Wood: We alleged, the fraudulent obtaining and executing his patent, the
+baseness of his metal, the prodigious sum to be coined, which might be
+increased by stealth, from foreign importation and his own counterfeits,
+as well as those at home; whereby we must infallibly lose all our little
+gold and silver, and all our poor remainder of a very limited and
+discouraged trade: We urged, that the patent was passed without the
+least reference hither; and without mention of any security given by
+Wood, to receive his own halfpence upon demand; both which are contrary
+to all former proceedings in the like cases. These, and many other
+arguments we offered; but still the patent went on, and at this day our
+ruin would have been half completed; if God, in His mercy, had not
+raised an universal detestation of these halfpence, in the whole
+kingdom; with a firm resolution never to receive them; since we are not
+under obligations to do so by any law, either human or divine.
+
+But, in the Name of God, and of all justice and piety; when the King's
+Majesty was pleased that this patent should pass; is it not to be
+understood, that he conceived, believed, and intended it as a gracious
+act, for the good and benefit of his subjects, for the advantage of a
+great and fruitful kingdom; of the most loyal kingdom upon earth, where
+no hand or voice was ever lifted up against him; a kingdom where the
+passage is not of three hours from Britain; and a kingdom where Papists
+have less power, and less land, than in England? Can it be denied, or
+doubted, that His Majesty's ministers understood and proposed the same
+end, the good of this nation, when they advised the passing this patent?
+Can the person of Wood be otherwise regarded, than as the instrument,
+the mechanic, the head-workman, to prepare his furnace, his fuel, his
+metal, and his stamps? If I employ a shoe-boy, is it in view to his
+advantage, or to my own convenience? I mention the person of William
+Wood alone, because no other appears, and we are not to reason upon
+surmises; neither would it avail, if they had a real foundation.
+
+Allowing therefore, (for we cannot do less) that this patent, for the
+coining of halfpence, was wholly intended, by a gracious king, and a
+wise public-spirited ministry, for the advantage of Ireland; yet when
+the whole kingdom to a man, for whose good the patent was designed, do,
+upon maturest consideration, universally join, in openly declaring,
+protesting, addressing, petitioning, against these halfpence, as the
+most ruinous project that ever was set on foot, to complete the slavery
+and destruction of a poor innocent country: Is it, was it, can it, or
+will it ever be a question, not whether such a kingdom, or William Wood,
+should be a gainer; but whether such a kingdom should be wholly undone,
+destroyed, sunk, depopulated, made a scene of misery and desolation, for
+the sake of William Wood? God, of His infinite mercy, avert this
+dreadful judgment; and it is our universal wish, that God would put it
+into your hearts to be His instruments for so good a work.
+
+For my own part, who am but one man, of obscure condition, I do solemnly
+declare, in the presence of Almighty God, that I will suffer the most
+ignominious and torturing death, rather than submit to receive this
+accursed coin, or any other that shall be liable to the same objections,
+until they shall be forced upon me, by a law of my own country; and if
+that shall ever happen, I will transport myself into some foreign land,
+and eat the bread of poverty among a free people.
+
+Am I legally punishable for these expressions? Shall another
+proclamation issue against me, because I presume to take my country's
+part against William Wood; where her final destruction is intended? But,
+whenever you shall please to impose silence upon me, I will submit;
+because, I look upon your unanimous voice to be the voice of the nation;
+and this I have been taught, and do believe to be, in some manner, the
+voice of God.
+
+The great ignominy of a whole kingdom, lying so long at mercy, under so
+vile an adversary, is such a deplorable aggravation, that the utmost
+expressions of shame and rage, are too low to set it forth; and
+therefore, I shall leave it to receive such a resentment, as is worthy
+of a parliament.
+
+It is likewise our universal wish, that His Majesty would grant liberty
+to coin halfpence in this kingdom, for our own use; under such
+restrictions as a parliament here shall advise: Since the power of
+coining even gold and silver, is possessed by every petty prince abroad;
+and was always practised by Scotland, to the very time of the Union; yet
+surely Scotland, as to soil, climate, and extent, is not, in itself, a
+fourth part the value of Ireland; (for Bishop Burnet says, it is not
+above a fortieth part in value, to the rest of Britain) and with respect
+to the profit that England gains from hence, not the forty thousandth
+part. Although I must confess, that a mote in the eye, or a thorn in the
+side, is more dangerous and painful than a beam, or a spike at a
+distance.
+
+The histories of England, and of most other countries, abound in
+relating the miserable, and sometimes the most tragical effects, from
+the abuses of coin; by debasing the metal, by lessening, or enhancing
+the value upon occasions, to the public loss; of which we have an
+example, within our own memory in England, and another very lately in
+France. It is the tenderest point of government, affecting every
+individual, in the highest degree. When the value of money is arbitrary,
+or unsettled; no man can well be said to have any property at all; nor
+is any wound so suddenly felt, so hardly cured, or that leaves such deep
+and lasting scars behind it.
+
+I conceive this poor unhappy island, to have a title to some indulgence
+from England; not only upon the score of Christianity, natural equity,
+and the general rights of mankind; but chiefly on account of that
+immense profit they receive from us; without which, that kingdom would
+make a very different figure in Europe, from what it doth at present.
+
+The rents of land in Ireland, since they have been of late so enormously
+raised, and screwed up, may be computed to about two millions; whereof
+one-third part, at least, is directly transmitted to those, who are
+perpetual absentees in England; as I find by a computation made with the
+assistance of several skilful gentlemen.
+
+The other articles by which we are altogether losers, and England a
+gainer; we found to amount to almost as much more. I will only set down
+as many heads of them as I can remember; and leave them to the
+consideration of those, who understand accounts better than I pretend to
+do.
+
+The occasional absentees, for business, health, or diversion.
+
+Three-fourths of the revenue of the chief governor, during his absence;
+which is usually four-fifths of his government.
+
+The whole revenue of the post-office.
+
+The numerous pensions paid to persons in England.
+
+The pay of the chief officers of the army absent in England, which is a
+great sum.
+
+Four commissioners of the revenue, always absent.
+
+Civil employments very numerous, and of great income.
+
+The vast charge of appeals to the House of Lords, and to the Court of
+Delegates.
+
+Students at the Inns of Court, and the two Universities.
+
+Eighty thousand pounds sent yearly to England, for coals; whereof the
+prime cost is nothing; and therefore, the profit wholly theirs.
+
+One hundred thousand pounds paid several years past, for corn sent over
+hither from England; the effect of our own great wisdom in discouraging
+agriculture.
+
+The kind liberty granted us of wearing Indian stuffs, and calicoes, to
+gratify the vanity and folly of our women; which, beside the profit to
+England, is an unconceivable loss to us; forcing the weavers to beg in
+our streets, or transport themselves to foreign countries.
+
+The prodigious loss to us, and gain to England, by selling them all our
+wool at their own rates; whereof the manufacture exceeds above ten times
+the prime cost: A proceeding without example in the Christian or heathen
+world.
+
+Our own wool returned upon us, in English manufactures, to our infinite
+shame and damage; and the great advantage of England.
+
+The full profit of all our mines accruing to England; an effect of great
+negligence and stupidity.
+
+An affectation among us, of liking all kinds of goods made in England.
+
+NOTE, Many of the above articles have been since particularly computed
+by another writer, to whose treatise the reader is referred.[4]
+
+[Footnote 4: The work referred to is "A List of the Absentees of
+Ireland, and the yearly value of their estates and Incomes spent
+abroad," by Thomas Prior, Esq. Prior was a native of Ireland and the
+schoolfellow and life-long friend of Berkeley, the philosopher. In
+concert with Samuel Madden and other friends, he founded, in 1731, the
+Dublin Society for the Promotion of Agriculture, Manufactures, Arts and
+Sciences. This society was the parent of the present Royal Dublin
+Society. His "List of the Absentees of Ireland" was published in 1729.
+He also issued "Observations on Coin" (1730), and "An Authentic
+Narrative of the Success of Tar Water in Curing a great number and
+variety of Distempers" (1746), to which Berkeley contributed. [T.S.]]
+
+These and many other articles, which I cannot recollect at present, are
+agreed by judicious men to amount to near seven hundred thousand pounds
+_per ann_. clear profit to England. And, upon the whole, let any man
+look into those authors who write upon the subject of commerce, he shall
+find, that there is not one single article in the essentials, or
+circumstances of trade, whereby a country can be a loser, which we do
+not possess in the highest perfection; somewhat, in every particular,
+that bears a kind of analogy to William Wood; and now the branches are
+all cut off, he stands ready with his axe at the root.
+
+Upon this subject of perpetual absentees, I have spent some time in very
+insignificant reflections; and considering the usual motives of human
+actions, which are pleasure, profit, and ambition, I cannot yet
+comprehend how those persons find their account in any of the three. I
+speak not of those English peers or gentlemen, who, beside their estates
+at home, have possessions here; for, in that case, the matter is
+desperate; but I mean those lords, and wealthy knights, or squires,
+whose birth, and partly their education, and all their fortune (except
+some trifle, and that in very few instances) are in this kingdom. I knew
+many of them well enough, during several years, when I resided in
+England; and truly I could not discover that the figure they made was,
+by any means, a subject for envy; at least it gave me two very different
+passions: For, excepting the advantage of going now and then to an
+opera, or sometimes appearing behind a crowd at Court; or adding to the
+ring of coaches in Hyde Park, or losing their money at the Chocolate
+House; or getting news, votes, and minutes, about five days before us in
+Dublin, I say, besides these, and a few other privileges of less
+importance, their temptations to live in London, were beyond my
+knowledge or conception. And I used to wonder, how a man of birth and
+spirit, could endure to be wholly insignificant and obscure in a foreign
+country, when he might live with lustre in his own; and even at less
+than half that expense, which he strains himself to make, without
+obtaining any one end; except that which happened to the frog when he
+would needs contend for size with the ox. I have been told by scholars,
+that Caesar said, he would rather be the first man, in I know not what
+village, than the second in Rome. This, perhaps, was a thought only fit
+for Caesar: But to be preceded by thousands, and neglected by millions;
+to be wholly without power, figure, influence, honour, credit, or
+distinction, is not, in my poor opinion, a very amiable situation of
+life, to a person of title, or wealth, who can so cheaply and easily
+shine in his native country.
+
+But, besides the depopulating of the kingdom, the leaving so many parts
+of it wild and uncultivated, the ruin of so many country-seats and
+plantations, the cutting down all the woods to supply expenses in
+England; the absence of so many noble and wealthy persons, hath been the
+cause of another fatal consequence, which few perhaps have been aware
+of. For if that very considerable number of lords, who possess the
+amplest fortunes here, had been content to live at home, and attend the
+affairs of their own country in Parliament; the weight, reputation, and
+dignity thereby added to that noble House, would, in all human
+probability, have prevented certain proceedings, which are now ever to
+be lamented; because they never can be remedied: And we might have then
+decided our own properties among ourselves, without being forced to
+travel five hundred miles by sea and land, to another kingdom, for
+justice; to our infinite expense, vexation, and trouble: Which is a mark
+of servitude without example, from the practice of any age or nation in
+the world.
+
+I have sometimes wondered, upon what motive the peerage of England were
+so desirous to determine our controversies; because I have been assured,
+and partly know, that the frequent appeals from hence, have been very
+irksome to that illustrious body; and whoever hath frequented the
+Painted Chamber, and Court of Requests, must have observed, that they
+are never so nobly filled, as when an Irish appeal is under debate.
+
+The peers of Scotland, who are very numerous, were content to reside in
+their castles and houses, in that bleak and barren climate; and although
+some of them made frequent journeys to London, yet I do not remember any
+of their greatest families, till very lately, to have made England their
+constant habitation, before the Union: Or, if they did, I am sure it was
+generally to their own advantage; and whatever they got, was employed to
+cultivate and increase their own estates; and by that means enrich
+themselves and their country.
+
+As to the great number of rich absentees, under the degree of peers;
+what particular ill effects their absence may have upon this kingdom,
+besides those already mentioned, may perhaps be too tender a point for
+me to touch. But whether those who live in another kingdom, upon great
+estates here; and have lost all regards to their own country, further
+than upon account of the revenues they receive from it: I say, whether
+such persons may not be prevailed on to recommend others to vacant
+seats, who have no interest here, except a precarious employment; and
+consequently can have no views, but to preserve what they have got, or
+to be higher advanced: This, I am sure, is a very melancholy question,
+if it be a question at all.
+
+But, besides the prodigious profit which England receives by the
+transmittal thither of two-thirds of the revenues of this whole kingdom;
+it hath another mighty advantage by making our country a receptacle,
+wherein to disburthen themselves of their supernumerary pretenders to
+offices; persons of second-rate merit in their own country; who, like
+birds of passage, most of them thrive and fatten here, and fly off when
+their credit and employments are at an end. So that Ireland may justly
+say what Luther said of himself; POOR Ireland maketh many rich.
+
+If amidst all our difficulties, I should venture to assert, that we have
+one great advantage, provided we could improve it as we ought; I believe
+most of my readers would be long in conjecturing what possible advantage
+could ever fall to our share. However, it is certain, that all the
+regular seeds of party and faction among us are entirely rooted out, and
+if any new ones shall spring up, they must be of equivocal generation,
+without any seed at all; and will justly be imputed to a degree of
+stupidity beyond even what we have been ever charged with upon the score
+of our birth-place and climate.
+
+The parties in this kingdom (including those of modern date) are, First,
+of those who have been charged or suspected to favour the Pretender; and
+those who were zealous opposers of him. Secondly, of those who were for
+and against a toleration of Dissenters by law. Thirdly, of High and Low
+Church; or, (to speak in the cant of the times) of Whig and Tory: And,
+Fourthly, of court and country. If there be any more, they are beyond my
+observation or politics: For as to subaltern or occasional parties, they
+have all been derivations from the same originals.
+
+Now, it is manifest, that all these incitements to faction, party, and
+division are wholly removed from among us. For, as to the Pretender, his
+cause is both desperate and obsolete: There are very few now alive who
+were _men_ in his father's time, and in that prince's interest; and in
+all others, the obligation of conscience hath no place;[5] even the
+Papists in general, of any substance, or estates, and their priests
+almost universally, are what we call Whigs in the sense which by that
+word is generally understood. They feel the smart, and see the scars of
+their former wounds; and very well know, that they must be made a
+sacrifice to the least attempts towards a change; although it cannot be
+doubted, that they would be glad to have their superstition restored,
+under any prince whatsoever.
+
+[Footnote 5: That is to say, they had not sworn any allegiance to him.
+[T.S.]]
+
+Secondly, The Dissenters are now tolerated by law; neither do we observe
+any murmurs at present from that quarter, except those reasonable
+complaints they make of persecution, because they are excluded from
+civil employments; but their number being very small in either House of
+Parliament, they are not yet in a situation to erect a party: Because,
+however indifferent men may be with regard to religion, they are now
+grown wise enough to know, that if such a latitude were allowed to
+Dissenters; the few small employments left us in cities and
+corporations, would find other hands to lay hold on them.
+
+Thirdly, The dispute between High and Low Church is now at an end;
+two-thirds of the bishops having been promoted in this reign, and most
+of them from England, who have bestowed all preferments in their gift to
+those they could well confide in: The deaneries all except three, and
+many principal church-livings, are in the donation of the crown: So that
+we already possess such a body of clergy as will never engage in
+controversy upon that antiquated and exploded subject.
+
+Lastly, As to court and country parties, so famous and avowed under most
+reigns in English Parliaments: This kingdom hath not, for several years
+past been a proper scene whereon to exercise such contentions; and is
+now less proper than ever; many great employments for life being in
+distant hands, and the reversions diligently watched and secured; the
+temporary ones of any inviting value are all bestowed elsewhere as fast
+as they drop; and the few remaining, are of too low consideration to
+create contests about them, except among younger brothers, or tradesmen
+like myself. And, therefore, to institute a court and country party
+without materials, would be a very new system in politics, and what I
+believe was never thought on before; nor, unless in a nation of idiots,
+can ever succeed. For the most ignorant Irish cottager will not sell his
+cow for a groat.
+
+Therefore, I conclude, that all party and faction, with regard to public
+proceedings, are now extinguished in this kingdom; neither doth it
+appear in view how they can possibly revive; unless some new causes be
+administered; which cannot be done without crossing the interests of
+those who are greatest gainers by continuing the same measures. And,
+general calamities without hope of redress, are allowed to be the great
+uniters of mankind.
+
+However we may dislike the causes; yet this effect of begetting an
+universal concord among us in all national debates, as well as in
+cities, corporations, and country neighbourhoods, may keep us at least
+alive, and in a condition to eat the little bread allowed us in peace
+and amity. I have heard of a quarrel in a tavern, where all were at
+daggers-drawing, till one of the company cried out, desiring to know the
+subject of the quarrel; which, when none of them could tell, they put up
+their swords, sat down, and passed the rest of the evening in quiet. The
+former part hath been our case; I hope the latter will be so too; that
+we shall sit down amicably together, at least until we have something
+that may give us a title to fall out; since nature hath instructed even
+a brood of goslings to stick together while the kite is hovering over
+their heads.
+
+It is certain, that a firm union in any country, where every man wishes
+the same thing with relation to the public, may, in several points of
+the greatest importance, in some measure, supply the defect of power;
+and even of those rights which are the natural and undoubted inheritance
+of mankind. If the universal wish of the nation upon any point, were
+declared by the unanimous vote of the House of Commons, and a reasonable
+number of Lords; I should think myself obliged in conscience to act in
+my sphere according to that vote; because, in all free nations, I take
+the proper definition of law to be the will of the majority of those who
+have the property in land; which, if there be a monarchy, is to be
+confirmed by the royal assent. And, although such votes or declarations
+have not received such a confirmation, for certain accidental reasons;
+yet I think they ought to be of much weight with the subject; provided
+they neither oppose the King's prerogative, endanger the peace of the
+nation, nor infringe any law already in force; none of which, however,
+can reasonably be supposed. Thus, for instance, if nine in ten of the
+House of Commons, and a reasonable number of native temporal peers,
+should declare, that whoever received or uttered brass coin, except
+under certain limitations and securities, should be deemed as enemies to
+the King and the nation; I should think it a heinous sin in myself to
+act contrary to such a vote: And, if the same power should declare the
+same censure against those who wore Indian stuffs and calicoes, or
+woollen manufactures imported from abroad, whereby this nation is
+reduced to the lowest ebb of misery; I should readily, heartily, and
+cheerfully pay obedience; and to my utmost power persuade others to do
+the like: Because, there is no law of this land obliging us either to
+receive such coin, or to wear such foreign manufactures.
+
+Upon this last article, I could humbly wish that the reverend the clergy
+would set us an example, by contenting themselves with wearing gowns,
+and other habiliments of Irish drapery; which, as it would be some
+incitement to the laity, and set many hands to work; so they would find
+their advantage in the cheapness; which is a circumstance not to be
+neglected by too many among that venerable body.[6] And, in order to
+this, I could heartily desire, that the most ingenious artists of the
+weaving trade, would contrive some decent stuffs and silks for
+clergymen, at reasonable rates.[7]
+
+[Footnote 6: This hath since been put in practice, by the persuasions,
+and influence of the supposed author; but much defeated by the most
+infamous fraud of shop-keepers. [F.]]
+
+[Footnote 7: This scheme was likewise often urged to the weavers by the
+supposed author; but he could never prevail upon them to put it in
+practice. [F.]]
+
+I have pressed several of our most substantial brethren, that the whole
+corporation of weavers in silk and woollen, would publish some
+proposals, (I wish they would do it to both Houses of Parliament)
+inviting persons of all degrees, and of both sexes, to wear the woollen
+and silk manufactures of our own country; entering into solemn, mutual
+engagements, that the buyer shall have good, substantial, merchantable
+ware for his money; and at a certain rate, without the trouble of
+cheapening: So that, if I sent a child for a piece of stuff of a
+particular colour and fineness, I should be sure not to be deceived; or
+if I had reason to complain, the corporation should give me immediate
+satisfaction; and the name of the tradesman who did me the wrong, should
+be published; and warning given not to deal with him for the future;
+unless the matter plainly appeared to be a mistake: For, besides the
+trouble of going from shop to shop; an ignorant customer runs the hazard
+of being cheated in the price and goodness of what he buys; being forced
+to an unequal combat with a dexterous, and dishonest man, in his own
+calling. Thus our goods fall under a general disreputation; and the
+gentry call for English cloth, or silk, from an opinion they have (and
+often too justly by our own faults) that the goodness more than makes up
+for the difference of price.
+
+Besides, it hath been the sottish and ruinous practice of us tradesmen,
+upon any great demand of goods, either at home or from abroad, to raise
+the prices immediately, and manufacture the said goods more slightly and
+fraudulently than before.
+
+Of this foul and foolish proceeding, too many instances might be
+produced; and I cannot forbear mentioning one, whereby this poor kingdom
+hath received such a fatal blow in the only article of trade allowed us
+of any importance that nothing but the success of Wood's project, could
+outdo it. During the late plague in France, the Spaniards, who buy their
+linen cloths in that kingdom, not daring to venture thither for fear of
+infection; a very great demand was made here for that commodity, and
+exported to Spain: But, whether by the ignorance of the merchants, or
+dishonesty of the Northern weavers, or the collusion of both; the ware
+was so bad, and the price so excessive, that except some small
+quantity, which was sold below the prime cost, the greatest part was
+returned back: And I have been told by very intelligent persons, that if
+we had been fair dealers, the whole current of the linen trade to Spain
+would have taken its course from hence.
+
+If any punishment were to be inflicted on numbers of men; surely there
+could none be thought too great for such a race of traitors, and enemies
+to God and their country; who for the prospect of a little present gain,
+do not only ruin themselves, (for that alone would be an example to the
+rest, and a blessing to the nation) but sell their souls to hell, and
+their country to destruction; And, if the plague could have been
+confined only to these who were partakers in the guilt, had it travelled
+hither from Marseilles, those wretches would have died with less title
+to pity, than a highwayman going to the gallows.
+
+But, it happens very unluckily, that, for some time past, all endeavours
+or proposals from private persons, to advance the public service;
+however honestly and innocently designed, have been called _flying in
+the King's face:_ And this, to my knowledge, hath been the style of some
+persons, whose ancestors, (I mean those among them who had any) and
+themselves, have been flying in princes' faces these fourscore years;
+and from their own inclinations would do so still, if their interest did
+not lead them rather to fly in the face of a kingdom; which hath given
+them wings to enable them for such a flight.
+
+Thus, about four years ago, when a discourse was published, endeavouring
+to persuade our people to wear their own woollen manufactures,[8] full
+of the most dutiful expressions to the King, and without the least party
+hint; it was termed "flying in the King's face;" the printer was
+prosecuted in the manner we all remember; (and, I hope, it will
+somewhere be remembered further) the jury kept eleven hours, and sent
+back nine times, till they were under the necessity of leaving the
+prisoner to the mercy of the court, by a special verdict. The judge on
+the bench invoking God for his witness, when he asserted, that the
+author's design was to bring in the Pretender.[9]
+
+[Footnote 8: This was Swift's pamphlet entitled, "A Proposal for the
+Universal Use of Irish Manufactures." [T.S.]]
+
+[Footnote 9: The action and language of Justice Whitshed. [T.S.]]
+
+And thus also, my own poor endeavours to prevent the ruin of my country,
+by the admission of Wood's coin, was called by the same persons, "flying
+in the King's face;" which I directly deny: For I cannot allow that
+vile representation of the royal countenance in William Wood's
+adulterate copper, to be his Sacred Majesty's face; or if it were, my
+flying was not against the impression, but the baseness of the metal;
+because I well remembered; that the image which Nebuchadnezzar
+"commanded to be set up, for all men to fall down and worship it," was
+not of _copper_, but pure _gold_. And I am heartily sorry, we have so
+few royal images of that metal among us; the sight whereof, although it
+could hardly increase our veneration for His Majesty, which is already
+so great; yet would very much enliven it with a mixture of comfort and
+satisfaction.
+
+Alexander the Great, would suffer no statuary, except Phidias, to carve
+his image in stone or metal. How must he have treated such an operator
+as Wood, who goes about with sackfuls of dross; odiously misrepresenting
+his Prince's countenance; and would force them, by thousands, upon every
+one of us, at above six times the value.
+
+But, notwithstanding all that hath been objected by William Wood
+himself; together with his favourers, abettors, supporters, either
+public or private; by those who connive at his project, or discourage
+and discountenance his opposers, for fear of lessening their favour, or
+hazarding their employments; by those who endeavour to damp the spirit
+of the people raised against this coin; or check the honest zeal of such
+as by their writings, or discourses, do all they can to keep it up:
+Those softeners, sweeteners, compounders; and expedient-mongers, who
+shake their heads so strongly, that we can hear their pockets jingle; I
+did never imagine, that, in detecting the practices of such enemies to
+the kingdom, I was "flying in the King's face"; or thought they were
+better representers of His Majesty, than that very coin, for which they
+are secret or open advocates.
+
+If I were allowed to recite only those wishes of the nation, which may
+be in our power to attain; I think they might be summed up in these few
+following.
+
+First, That an end might be put to our apprehensions of Wood's
+halfpence, and to any danger of the like destructive scheme for the
+future.
+
+Secondly; That halfpence might be coined in this kingdom, by a public
+mint, with due limitations.
+
+Thirdly, That the sense of both Houses of Parliament, at least of the
+House of Commons, were declared by some unanimous and hearty votes,
+against wearing any silk or woollen manufactures, imported from abroad,
+as likewise against wearing Indian silks or calicoes, which are
+forbidden under the highest penalties in England: And it behoves us, to
+take example from so wise a nation; because we are under a greater
+necessity to do so, since we are not allowed to export any woollen
+manufactures of our own; which is the principal branch of foreign trade
+in England.
+
+Fourthly, That some effectual methods may be taken to civilize the
+poorer sort of our natives, in all those parts of this kingdom where the
+Irish abound; by introducing among them our language and customs; for
+want of which they live in the utmost ignorance, barbarity and poverty;
+giving themselves wholly up to idleness, nastiness, and thievery, to the
+very great and just reproach of too many landlords. And, if I had in me
+the least spirit of a projector, I would engage that this might be
+effected in a few years, at a very inconsiderable charge.[10]
+
+[Footnote 10: Since this hint was suggested, several useful seminaries
+have been instituted, under the name of "Charter Working Schools," in
+Ireland, supported by the royal benefaction of a thousand pounds a year,
+by a tax on hawkers and pedlars, and by voluntary subscriptions. The
+schools are for the education of boys and girls born of Popish parents;
+in most of them, the children manufacture their own clothing, and the
+boys are employed in matters relative to husbandry. [F.]
+
+These Charter Schools, founded by Marsh, Bishop of Clogher, and adopted
+by Primate Boulter in 1733, were intended "to rescue the souls of
+thousands of poor children from the dangers of Popish superstition and
+idolatry, and their bodies from the miseries of idleness and beggary."
+In reality the scheme was one by which it was hoped to prevent the
+growth of Catholicism. The conditions and methods of instruction were
+positively cruel, since the children were actually withheld from any
+communication with their parents. Mr. Lecky deals with the subject fully
+in the first volume of his "Ireland in the Eighteenth Century," Froude
+gives the scheme his praise and admiration, but at the time of its
+institution it was the cause of "an intensity of bitterness hardly
+equalled by any portion of the penal code. Parents would rather do
+anything than send their children into such prisons where, at last, they
+would receive an education which, to their minds, must lead them to
+forfeit their soul's salvation." [T.S.]]
+
+Fifthly, That due encouragement should be given to agriculture; and a
+stop put to that pernicious practice of graziers; engrossing vast
+quantities of land, sometimes at great distance; whereby the country is
+extremely depopulated.
+
+Sixthly, That the defects in those acts for planting forest trees, might
+be fully supplied, since they have hitherto been wholly ineffectual;
+except about the demesnes of a few gentlemen; and even there, in
+general, very unskilfully made, and thriving accordingly. Neither hath
+there yet been due care taken to preserve what is planted, or to enclose
+grounds; not one hedge, in a hundred, coming to maturity, for want of
+skill and industry. The neglect of copsing woods cut down, hath likewise
+been of very ill consequences. And if men were restrained from that
+unlimited liberty of cutting down their own woods before the proper
+time, as they are in some other countries; it would be a mighty benefit
+to the kingdom. For, I believe, there is not another example in Europe,
+of such a prodigious quantity of excellent timber cut down, in so short
+a time, with so little advantage to the country, either in shipping or
+building.
+
+I may add, that absurd practice of cutting turf, without any regularity;
+whereby great quantities of restorable land are made utterly desperate,
+many thousands of cattle destroyed, the turf more difficult to come at,
+and carry home, and less fit for burning; the air made unwholesome by
+stagnating pools and marshes; and the very sight of such places
+offensive to those who ride by. Neither should that odious custom be
+allowed, of cutting scraws, (as they call them) which is flaying off the
+green surface of the ground, to cover their cabins; or make up their
+ditches; sometimes in shallow soils, where all is gravel within a few
+inches; and sometimes in low ground, with a thin greensward, and sloughy
+underneath; which last turns all into bog, by this mismanagement. And,
+I have heard from very skilful country-men, that by these two practices
+in turf and scraws, the kingdom loseth some hundreds of acres of
+profitable land every year; besides the irreparable loss of many skirts
+of bogs, which have a green coat of grass, and yet are mangled for turf;
+and, besides the want of canals, by regular cutting, which would not
+only be a great convenience for bringing their turf home at an easy
+rate; but likewise render even the larger bogs more dry and safe, for
+summer pasture.
+
+These, and some other speculations of the like kind, I had intended to
+publish in a particular discourse against this session of Parliament;
+because, in some periods of my life, I had opportunity and curiosity to
+observe, from what causes those great errors, in every branch of country
+management, have arisen; of which I have now ventured to relate but few,
+out of very many; whereof some, perhaps, would not be mentioned without
+giving offence; which I have endeavoured, by all possible means, to
+avoid. And, for the same reason, I chose to add here, the little I
+thought proper to say on this subject.
+
+But, as to the lands of those who are perpetual absentees, I do not see
+any probability of their being ever improved. In former times, their
+tenants sat at easy rents; but for some years past, they have been,
+generally speaking, more terribly racked by the dexterity of merciless
+agents from England, than even those held under the severest landlords
+here. I was assured upon the place, by great numbers of credible people,
+that a prodigious estate in the county of Cork, being let upon leases
+for lives, and great fines paid; the rent was so high, that the tenants
+begged leave to surrender their leases, and were content to lose their
+fines.
+
+The cultivating and improvement of land, is certainly a subject worthy
+of the highest enquiry in any country, but especially in ours; where we
+are so strangely limited in every branch of trade, that can be of
+advantage to us; and utterly deprived of those, which are of the
+greatest importance; whereof I defy the most learned man in Europe, to
+produce me an example from any other kingdom in the world: For, we are
+denied the benefits which God and nature intended to us; as manifestly
+appears by our happy situation for commerce, and the great number of
+our excellent ports. So that, I think, little is left us, beside the
+cultivating our own soil, encouraging agriculture, and making great
+plantations of trees, that we might not be under the necessity of
+sending for corn and bark from England, and timber from other countries.
+This would increase the number of our inhabitants, and help to consume
+our natural products, as well as manufactures at home. And I shall never
+forget what I once ventured to say to a great man in England; "That few
+politicians, with all their schemes, are half so useful members of a
+commonwealth, as an honest farmer; who, by skilfully draining, fencing,
+manuring, and planting, hath increased the intrinsic value of a piece of
+land; and thereby done a perpetual service to his country;" which it is
+a great controversy, whether any of the former ever did, since the
+creation of the world; but no controversy at all, that ninety-nine in a
+hundred, have done abundance of mischief.
+
+
+
+
+APPENDIXES
+
+
+
+
+
+APPENDIX I
+
+ADDRESSES TO THE KING[1]
+
+
+"To the King's most Excellent MAJESTY: _The humble_ ADDRESS _of the_
+Knights, Citizens _and_ Burgesses, _in Parliament assembled._
+
+"MOST GRACIOUS SOVEREIGN,
+
+It is with the utmost Concern, that We, Your Majesty's most dutiful
+subjects, the Commons of IRELAND in Parliament assembled, find ourselves
+indispensably obliged, to represent to Your Majesty, our unanimous
+Opinion: That the importing and uttering of _Copper Farthings_ and
+_Halfpence_ by virtue of the Patent lately granted to _William Wood,_
+Esq.; under the Great Seal of _Great Britain,_ will be highly
+prejudicial to Your Majesty's Revenue, destructive of the trade and
+commerce of this nation, and of the most dangerous consequence to the
+properties of the subject.
+
+[Footnote 1: Addresses by the House of Commons and the House of Lords
+presented to the King in conformity with the resolutions passed by these
+Houses. See Introductory Note to the Drapier's First Letter. The texts
+of these addresses are taken from "Fraud Detected: or, the Hibernian
+Patriot," printed by George Faulkner in 1725. [T.S.]]
+
+"We are fully convinced, from the tender regard Your Majesty has always
+expressed for our welfare and prosperity, that this Patent could not
+have been obtained, had not _William Wood_ and his accomplices, greatly
+misrepresented the state of this nation to Your Majesty, it having
+appeared to us, by Examinations taken in the most solemn manner, that
+though the terms thereof had been strictly complied with, there would
+have been a loss to this nation of at least 150 _per Cent._ by means of
+the said coinage, and a much greater in the manner the said _Half-pence_
+have been coined.
+
+"We likewise beg leave to inform Your Majesty, That the said _William
+Wood_ has been guilty of a most notorious fraud and deceit in coining
+the said _Half-pence,_ having, under colour of the powers granted unto
+him, imported and endeavoured to utter great quantities of different
+impressions, and of much less weight than was required by the said
+Patent.
+
+"Your faithful _Commons_ have found, by experience, That the granting
+the power or privilege of coining _Money_, or _Tokens_ to pass for
+_Money_ to private persons, has been highly detrimental to your loyal
+subjects; and being apprehensive, that the vesting such power in any
+body politic or corporate, or any private person or persons whatsoever,
+will be always of dangerous Consequence to this Kingdom, are encouraged,
+by the repeated assurances Your Majesty hath given us of Your Royal
+Favour and Protection, humbly to entreat Your Majesty, That whenever you
+shall hereafter think it necessary to coin any _Farthings_ or
+_Half-pence,_ the same may be made as near the intrinsic value as
+possible, and that whatever profit shall accrue thereby, may be applied
+to the public service.
+
+"And we do further humbly beseech Your Majesty, That you will be
+graciously pleased to give such direction, as you, in your great wisdom,
+shall think proper, to prevent the fatal effects of uttering any
+_Farthings_ or _Half-pence_ pursuant to the said Patent.
+
+"As this enquiry has proceeded entirely from our love to our country, so
+we cannot omit this opportunity of repeating our unanimous resolution,
+to stand by and support Your Majesty to the utmost of our power, against
+all Your enemies, both at home and abroad; and of assuring Your Majesty,
+that we will, upon every occasion, give Your Majesty, and the world, all
+possible demonstration of our zeal and inviolable duty and affection to
+Your Majesty's most sacred person and government, and to the succession,
+as established in Your Royal House."
+
+"To the King's most Excellent MAJESTY. _The humble Address of the Lords
+Spiritual and Temporal of_ IRELAND, _in Parliament assembled, against_
+Wm. Wood.
+
+"May it please Your most Sacred Majesty, WE the Lords Spiritual and
+Temporal in Parliament assembled, are under the utmost concern to find,
+that our duty to Your Majesty and our Country, indispensably calls upon
+us to acquaint Your Majesty with the ill consequences, which will
+inevitably follow from a Patent for coining Half-pence and Farthings to
+be uttered in this Kingdom, obtained under the Great Seal of _Great
+Britain,_ by one _William Wood_ in a clandestine and unprecedented
+manner, and by a gross misrepresentation of the state of this Kingdom.
+
+"We are most humbly of opinion, that the diminution of Your Majesty's
+revenue, the ruin of our trade, and the impoverishing of your people,
+must unavoidably attend this undertaking; and we beg leave to observe to
+Your Majesty, that from the most exact Enquiries and Computations we
+have been able to make, it appears to us, that the gain to _William
+Wood_ will be excessive, and the loss to this Kingdom, by circulating
+this base coin, greater than this poor country is able to bear.
+
+"With the greatest submission and deference to Your Majesty's wisdom, we
+beg we may offer it as our humble opinion. That the reserving the
+coining of _Half-pence_ and _Farthings_ to the _Crown_ and _the not
+intrusting it_ with any private person, body politic or corporate, will
+always be for Your Majesty's service, and the good of your people in
+_this Kingdom._
+
+"In confidence, Sir, of your paternal care of the welfare of _this_
+country, we beseech Your Majesty, that you will be pleased to extend
+that goodness and compassion to us, which has so eminently shewed itself
+to all your other subjects, who have the happiness to live under your
+protection and government; and that you will give such directions as may
+effectually free us from the terrible apprehensions we labour under from
+the _Patent_ granted to _William Wood."_
+
+The following was the King's reply to the above address:
+
+
+"GEORGE R.
+
+"His _Majesty is very much concerned to see, That His granting the
+Patent for coining_ Half-pence _and_ Farthings _agreeable to the
+Practice of his Royal Predecessors, has given so much uneasiness to the_
+House of Lords: _And if there have been any abuses committed by the_
+Patentee, _His Majesty will give the necessary Orders for enquiring
+into, and punishing those Abuses. And will do everything that is in His
+Power, for the Satisfaction of His People."_
+
+
+
+
+APPENDIX II
+
+REPORT OF THE ASSAY ON WOOD'S COINAGE, MADE BY SIR ISAAC NEWTON, EDWARD
+SOUTHWELL, ESQ., AND THOMAS SCROOPE, ESQ.[1]
+
+
+"_To the right honourable the Lords Commissioners of his Majesty's
+Treasury.
+
+"May it please your Lordships_,
+
+According to your Lordships' Order, the pix of the copper-money coined
+at Bristol by Mr. Wood for Ireland, has been opened and tried before us
+at his Majesty's Mint in the Tower; and by the Comptroller's account, to
+which Mr. Wood agreed, there hath been coined from Lady-day 1723 to
+March 28, 1724, in half-pence, fifty and five tons, five hundred and
+three quarters, and twelve ounces, and in farthings, three tons,
+seventeen hundred and two quarters, ten pounds, and eight ounces,
+_avoirdupois_, the whole coinage amounting to 59 tons, 3 cwt, 1 qr.
+11 lbs. 4 ozs., and by the specimens of this coinage which have, from
+time to time, been taken from the several parcels coined and sealed up
+in papers, and put into the pix, we found that sixty half-pence weighed
+fourteen ounces, _Troy_, and eight pennyweight, which is about a quarter
+of an ounce above one pound _avoirdupois_; and that thirty farthings
+weighed three ounces, and three quarters of an ounce _Troy_, and
+forty-six grains, which is also above the weight required by his Patent.
+We found also that both half-pence and farthings when heated red hot,
+spread thin under the hammer without cracking, as your Lordships may see
+by the pieces now laid before your Lordships. But although the copper
+was very good, and the money, one piece with another, was full weight,
+yet the single pieces were not so equally coined in the weight as they
+should have been.
+
+[Footnote 1: The copy of this Report as here printed is taken from the
+tract already quoted in previous notes, entitled, "A Defence of the
+Conduct of the People of Ireland in their unanimous Refusal of Mr.
+Wood's Copper-money ... Dublin: Printed for George Ewing, at the Angel
+and Bible in Dames-Street, MDCCXXIV." As already noted, the assayists
+had for trial only those coins which were coined between March, 1723,
+and March, 1724, and these coins were neither imported into Ireland nor
+attempted to be uttered there. As Wood asked for the assay, he no doubt
+knew what he was about. But even as it stands, the Report was not very
+favourable to him. The author of the tract named above enters minutely
+into this point, and for a further inquiry the reader is referred to
+pages 15 to 19 of his publication. [T.S.]]
+
+"We found also that thirty and two old half-pence coined for Ireland in
+the reigns of King Charles 2d., King James 2d., and King William 3d. and
+Queen Mary, and produced by Mr. Wood, weighed six ounces and eight
+pennyweight _Troy_, that is, one hundred and three grains and a half
+apiece one with another. They were much worn, and if about six or seven
+grains be allowed to each of them one with another for loss of their
+weight by wearing, the copper-money coined for England, in the reign of
+King William being already as much lightened by wearing, they might at
+first weigh about half a pound _avoirdupois_; whereas only thirty of
+those coined by Mr. Wood are to be of that. They were also made of bad
+copper, two of those coined in the reign of King Charles II. wasted much
+in the fire, and then spread thin under the hammer, but not so well
+without cracking as those of Mr. Wood. Two of those coined in the reign
+of King James II. wasted much more in the fire, and were not malleable
+when red hot. Two of those coined in the reign of King William and Queen
+Mary wasted still more in the fire, and turned to an unmalleable
+substance like a cinder, as your Lordships may see the pieces now laid
+before you.
+
+"By the assays we reckon the copper of Mr. Wood's halfpence and
+farthings to be of the same goodness and value with the copper of which
+the copper money is coined in the King's Mint for England; or worth in
+the market about twelve or thirteen pence per pound weight
+_avoirdupois_; and the copper of which the half-pence were coined for
+Ireland in the reigns of King Charles, King James, and King William, to
+be much inferior in value, the mixture being unknown, and not bearing
+the fire for converting it to any other use until it be refined.
+
+"The half-pence and farthings in the pix coined by Mr. Wood had on one
+side the head of the King, with this inscription GEORGIUS DEI GRATIA
+REX: And on the other side, a woman sitting with a harp by her left
+side, and above her the inscription HIBERNIA with the date. The
+half-pence coined in the reigns of King Charles, King James, and King
+William, had on one side the head of King Charles, King James, or King
+William and Queen Mary, and on the reverse a harp crowned.
+
+"All which facts we most humbly represent to your Lordships. April 27,
+1724."
+
+
+
+
+APPENDIX III
+
+TOM PUNSIBI'S DREAM[1]
+
+[Greek: "A ghar proseidon nukthi taeoe phasmata
+Disson oneiron, tauta moi----
+Ehi men pephaenen esthlha, dus telesphora,
+Eid echthra, tois echthroisin empalin methes
+Kai mae me plete te paront ei tines
+Doloisi beleueoin ekbalein, ephaes."]
+
+Soph, Elec. [644-649].
+
+
+Since the heat of this business, which has of late so much and so justly
+concerned this kingdom, is at last, in a great measure over, we may
+venture to abate something of our former zeal and vigour in handling it,
+and looking upon it as an enemy almost overthrown, consult more our own
+amusement than its prejudice, in attacking it in light excursory
+skirmishes. Thus much I thought fit to observe, lest the world should be
+too apt to make an obvious pun upon me; when beginning to dream upon
+this occasion, I presented it with the wild nocturnal rovings of an
+unguided imagination, on a subject of so great importance, as the final
+welfare or ruin of a whole nation.
+
+[Footnote 1: The following tract, written probably by Thomas Sheridan,
+Swift's humorous friend, is interesting as affording an example of the
+lighter kind of literature brought into existence by this agitation. It
+may be that Swift had a hand in its composition. The text is taken from
+a copy of the original broadside in the South Kensington Collection. It
+was published during the height of the controversy. [T.S.]]
+
+But so it was, that upon reading one of the Drapier's letters, I fell
+asleep, and had the following dream:
+
+The first object that struck me was a woman of exquisite beauty, and a
+most majestic air, seated on a throne, whom by the figure of a lion
+beneath her feet, and of Neptune who stood by her, and paid her the most
+respectful homage, I easily knew to be the Genius of England; at some
+distance from her, (though not at so great an one as seemed to be
+desired,) I observed a matron clothed in robes so tattered and torn,
+that they had not only very nigh lost their original air of royalty and
+magnificence, but even exposed her to the inclemency of the weather in
+several places, which with many other afflictions had so affected her,
+that her natural beauty was almost effaced, and her strength and spirits
+very nigh lost. She hung over a harp with which, if she sometimes
+endeavoured to sooth her melancholy, she had still the misfortune to
+find it more or less out of tune, particularly, when as I perceived at
+last, it was strung with a sort of wire of so base composition, that
+neither she nor I could make anything of it. I took particular notice,
+that, when moved by a just sense of her wrongs, she could at any time
+raise her head, she fixed her eyes so stedfastly on her neighbour,
+sometimes with an humble and entreating, at others, with a more bold and
+resentful regard, that I could not help (however improbable it should
+seem from her generous august appearance) in a great measure to
+attribute her misfortunes to her; but this I shall submit to the
+judgment of the world.
+
+I should now at last mention the name, were not these circumstances too
+unhappily singular to make that any way necessary.
+
+As I was taken up with many melancholy reflections on this moving
+object, I was on a sudden interrupted by a little sort of an uproar,
+which, upon turning my eyes towards it, I found arose from a crowd of
+people behind her throne; the cause it seems was this:
+
+There was, I perceived, among them the god of merchandise, with his
+sandals, mostly of brass, but not without a small proportion of gold and
+silver, and his wings chiefly of the two latter metals, but allayed with
+a little of the former; with those he used to trudge up and down to
+furnish them with necessaries; with these he'd take a flight to other
+countries, but not so dexterously or to so good purpose as in other
+places of his office, not so much for want of encouragement among 'em
+here, as on account of the haughty jealousy of their neighbours, who, it
+seems dreading in them a rival, took care to clip his wings and
+circumscribe his flights; the former, more especially, being, by these
+and other means so much worn, he performed his office but lamely, which
+gave occasion to some who had their own private interest more at heart,
+than that of the public, to patch up some of the places that were worn,
+with a metal of the same nature indeed, but so slight and base, that
+though at first it might serve to carry him on their errands, it soon
+failed, and by degrees grew entirely useless; insomuch, that he would
+rather be retarded than promoted in his business, and this occasioned
+the above disturbances among his dependents, who thereupon turned their
+eyes towards their mistress (for by this time she will I presume be
+better known by that, than the more homely and sociable name of
+neighbour) and not daring of late to say or do anything without her
+approbation, made several humble applications to her, beseeching that
+she would continue them that liberty of refitting these implements
+themselves, which she had been formerly pleased graciously to allow 'em;
+but these, however reasonable, were all rejected, whereupon I observed a
+certain person (a mean ill-looking fellow) from among a great number of
+people that stood behind the genius of England, who, during the whole
+affair had kept his eyes intently fixed on his neighbours, watching all
+their motions, like a hawk hovering over his quarry, and with just the
+same design: Him, I say, I observed to turn off hastily, and make
+towards the throne, where being arrived, after some preparations
+requisite, he preferred a petition, setting forth the wants and
+necessities, (but taking care to make 'em appear at least four times
+greater than they really were) of his neighbours, or as he might have
+more truly and honestly said his own, both which, for the latter, though
+not expressed, he chiefly intended, but modestly or rather knavishly
+left to be understood, he begged the royal licence to redress, by
+supplying those defects which were the occasion of 'em. This humble
+suppliant I observed both before and after this petition, seemed to
+employ his utmost industry and art, to insinuate himself into the good
+graces of two persons that stood on each side the throne;[2]the one on
+the right was a lady of large make and swarthy complexion; the other, a
+man, that seemed to be between fifty and sixty, who had an air of deep
+designing thought: These two he managed with a great deal of art; for
+the lady he employed all the little arts that win her sex, particularly,
+I observed, that he frequently took hold of her hand, as in raptures, to
+kiss it, in such a manner as made me suspect she did not always draw it
+back empty; but this he did so slily, that it was not easy for anybody
+to be certain of it: The man on the other hand, he plied his own way
+with politics, remonstrating to him the several things he had before the
+throne; which however, as might be presumed from his manner of attending
+to them, seemed to make little impression; but when he came to lay
+before him the great advantages that might accrue from thence to their
+mistress, and consequently to him, he heard him with the utmost
+eagerness and satisfaction; at last, having plainly told him, that he
+himself should be a considerable gainer by it, and thereupon, that every
+thing that came to his hands of that nature should be at his service: As
+a sort of token or earnest he kissed his hand in the same manner he had
+the lady's, and so retired; by these and the like means he soon brought
+over both parties to him, who, with a whisper or two, procured him the
+royal licence; whereupon he immediately fell to making up a metal, if it
+deserved the name, of a very strange composition, wherewith he purposed
+to refit the implements of that useful deity, but in such manner, that
+for the base metal he put into them, he would take care to draw away
+from them an infinitely more than proportionable quantity of gold and
+silver, and thereby render him almost incapable of taking flight to
+foreign countries; nay, at last perhaps utterly so, when under pretence
+of their not being completed, he should filch in more of his metal, and
+filch away more of theirs.
+
+[Footnote 2: The Duchess of Kendal and Sir Robert Walpole. [S.]]
+
+These things being therefore prepared, he sends 'em over to his
+neighbours, and there endeavoured to get them admitted by fair words and
+promises, being too sensible that they were not of themselves the most
+willing to accept of his favour, and indeed he was not deceived; for
+they being advertised of his designs, had taken the alarm, and had
+almost to a man united in one common faction against him. This generous
+ardour had first taken hold of the most active and important part, and
+if I may be allowed to call it, the heart of this body, from thence was
+on one side by a quick passage, and in its more refined parts,
+communicated through the blood to the contemplative, and reasoning, the
+head, which it inspired with noble thoughts and resolutions; and on the
+other, to the inferior extremities, which were thereby rendered more
+expedite and readier to obey the dictates of the head in a rougher
+method of opposition, from each of which extremities being carried back
+to its fountain, it was returned to them from thence, and so backwards
+and forwards, till the circulation and union were confirmed and
+completed, the sordid unnatural, offensive parts being in the meantime
+thrown off as dregs of nature, and nuisances of human society; but of
+these in so well-tempered a constitution, there were but few; however,
+when there were any to be found, though they had been of the most
+exalted nature, and bore most noble offices in this body, by any
+corruption became so, they shared the common fate, with this only
+difference, that they were rejected with greater scorn and contempt on
+account of their former dignity, as was found in one notorious instance;
+but on the other hand, among all the parts that were serviceable to the
+constitution on this occasion, there was not one more so, than a certain
+one whose name indeed is not openly known, but whose good offices and
+usefulness are too great ever to be forgotten; for it by its nice
+diligence and skill selected out things of the most noble and exquisite
+nature, by infusing and dispersing them to enliven and invigorate the
+whole body, which how effectually they did, our bold projector sadly
+experienced. For finding all his endeavours to pass his ware upon them,
+disappointed, he withdrew; but his patron on the other side being
+informed of what had passed, fell into a most terrible passion, and
+threatened, they say, I know not what, of making to swallow and ramming
+down throats; but while they were in deep conference together, methought
+all on a sudden a trap-door dropped, and down fell our projector; this
+unexpected accident did on many accounts not a little alarm the throne,
+and gave it but too great occasion to reflect a little on what had been
+doing, as what a mean ordinary fellow it had intrusted with the care of
+an affair of so great consequence that though their neighbours' refusal
+might possibly have put him to such straits as might be the great
+occasion of this disgrace, yet that very refusal could not be so
+universal and resolute without some reason, which could arise from
+nothing else but the unseasonableness or unworthiness of his offers, or
+both, and he, consequently, must deserve as much to suffer as they did;
+not for the better information, therefore in these surmises some of the
+neighbours were consulted, who confirming them, things seemed to bear a
+good face, and be in a very fair way of clearing up. When I awoke, I
+cannot say whether more pleased at the present posture of affairs, when
+I recollected how indifferent an one they had lately been in, or anxious
+when upon considering that they were not yet firm and settled, I was led
+to reflect in general on the uncertainty of events, and in particular,
+on the small reason the persons in hand can have to promise themselves
+prosperous ones, especially when they are depending in that part of the
+world.
+
+Dublin, printed in the year 1724-5.
+
+
+
+
+APPENDIX IV
+
+A LETTER FROM A FRIEND TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE ------[1]
+
+Ceteri, quanto quis servitio promptior, opibus et honoribus extollerentur:
+Invalido legum auxilio, quae vi, ambitu, postremo pecunia
+turbabantur.--_Tacit. An._
+
+To THE RIGHT HONOURABLE ------
+
+
+I fear your lordship in your wonted zeal for the interest of your
+country will think this paper very unseasonable; but I am very confident
+not more than one man in this kingdom will be of your lordship's
+judgment.
+
+[Footnote 1: The two following severe letters are directly addressed to
+Lord Chief Justice Whitshed, and were generally circulated. They
+probably underwent Swift's correction, though they have too much of a
+legal cast to have been written by the Dean himself.... They were,
+perhaps, composed by Mr. Robert Lindsay, distinguished by Swift in his
+letter to Lord Midleton, as an eminent lawyer, as well as a man of
+virtue and learning, whose legal advice he used during the whole
+controversy. [S.]
+
+The present letters are taken from copies of the original broadsides in
+the South Kensington collection. [T.S.]]
+
+In matters of law your opinion has from our first acquaintance entirely
+guided me, and the things you have assured me I might depend upon as
+law, have few of them escaped my memory, though I have had but little
+conversation with you since you first appeared in Parliament and moved
+the House to resolve, That it is the indispensable duty of the judges of
+this kingdom to go through their circuits; nor have I had any since you
+fell sick and was made solicitor-general.
+
+I have often heard your lordship affirm, and therefore I do affirm it,
+That the great ends for which grand juries were instituted, were the
+support of the government, the safety of every man's life and fortune,
+it being necessary some should be trusted to inquire after all
+disturbers of the peace, that they might be prosecuted and brought to
+condign punishment; and it is no less needful for every man's quiet and
+safety, that the trust of such inquisitions should be put into the hands
+of persons of understanding and integrity, that will suffer no man to be
+falsely accused or defamed; nor the lives of any to be put in jeopardy,
+by the malicious conspiracies of great or small, or the perjuries of any
+profligate wretches.
+
+So material a part of our constitution are grand juries, so much does
+the security of every subject depend upon them, that though anciently
+the sheriff was by express law, chosen annually by the people of the
+county, and trusted with the power of the county, yet the law left not
+the election of grand juries to the will of the sheriff, but has
+described their qualifications, which if they have, and the sheriff
+return them, no man, nay no judge, can object to their being sworn, much
+less may they to their serving when sworn: And to prevent the
+discretionary power (a new-fashioned term) of these judges over juries,
+you used to say was made the statute of the 11th of Hen. 4.
+
+Pardon me my lord if I venture to affirm, That a dissolving power is a
+breach of that law, or at least an evasion, as every citizen in Dublin
+in Sir Constantine Phipps's time perfectly understood, that disapproving
+the aldermen lawfully returned to the Privy-council was in effect
+assuming the power of choosing and returning----But your lordship and
+I know dissolving and disapproving are different terms.
+
+I always understood from your Lordship the trust and power of grand
+juries is or ought to be accounted amongst the greatest and of most
+concern, next to the legislative: The honour, reputations, fortunes and
+lives of every man being subject to their censure; the kings of England
+have an undoubted power of dissolving parliaments, but dissolving 'till
+one was returned to their or their ministers' liking, has never been
+thought very righteous, and Heaven be praised never very successful.
+
+I am entirely of your lordship's opinion, the oath of a grand juryman is
+not always sufficiently considered by the jurors, which is as follows.
+
+"You shall diligently enquire, and true presentment make of all such
+articles, matters and things as shall be given you in charge; And of all
+other matters and things as shall come to your own knowledge, touching
+this present service. The King's counsel your fellows' and your own you
+shall keep secret," &c.--And from some other men's behaviour, I fear
+oaths are not always as sacredly observed as they ought to be: "The
+King's counsel, your fellows' and your _own_ you shall keep
+secret"--Though our grandmothers my lord might have thought there was a
+dispensing power in the Pope, you and I profess no power upon earth can
+dispense with this oath, so that to force a man to discover the counsel
+he is sworn to keep, is to force him into direct perjury.
+
+Suppose upon information taken before your Lordship of a rape committed,
+a bill of indictment were sent to a grand jury, and the grand jury
+return _ignoramus_ on it, application is made to the Court to
+recommend it to them to reconsider it, and they return as before
+_ignoramus_--Suppose a judge with more than decent passion should ask
+them their reasons (which is their counsel) for so doing, nay should be
+so particular as to demand of them whether they thought the woman a
+whore. Must not all the world conclude somebody had forgot the oath of a
+grand juryman? Yes sure, or his own, or worse.--But suppose they should
+ask a juror a question might criminate himself? My Lord, you know I put
+not bare possibilities, it is generally believed these things have been
+done within an oak of this town--And if I am rightly informed, the
+restraint a juror is under by his oath, is so well understood, that a
+certain person desired the clerk of the Crown to change the form of it
+by adding this exception: "unless by leave or order of the Court."
+
+These things, my Lord, would seem strange in Westminster-hall, and would
+be severely noted in St. Stephen's Chapel. The honour of the Crown would
+be thought a very false as well as weak plea for such proceedings there,
+as indeed it is an infamous one everywhere, for 'tis a scandal upon a
+king, if he is represented in a court of justice, as if he were
+partially concerned or rather inclined to desire, that a party should be
+found guilty, than that he should be declared innocent.
+
+The King's interest and honour is more concerned in the protection of
+the innocent, than in the punishment of the guilty, as in all the
+immediate actions of his Majesty we find that maxim pursued, a maxim can
+never run a prince into excesses. We do not only find those princes
+represented in history under odious characters, who have basely betrayed
+the innocent, but such as by their spies and informers were too
+inquisitive after the guilty, whereas none was ever blamed for clemency,
+or for being too gentle interpreters of the law. Though Trajan was an
+excellent prince, endowed with all heroical virtues; yet the most
+eloquent writers, and his best friends, found nothing more to be praised
+in his government, than that in his time, all men might think what they
+pleased, and every man speak what he thought, this I say, that if any
+amongst us by violent measures, and a dictatorial behaviour have raised
+jealousies in the minds of His Majesty's faithful subjects, the blame
+may lie at their door.
+
+I know it has been said for His Majesty's service, grand juries may be
+forced to discover their counsels: But you will confess a king can do
+nothing against law, nor will any honest man judge that for his service,
+which is not warranted by law. If a constant uninterrupted usage, can
+give the force of a law, then the grand jurymen are bound by law, as
+well as by their oaths, to keep the King's, their fellows' and their own
+counsel secret. Bracton and Britton in their several generations bear
+witness, that it was then practised; and greater proof of it needs not
+be sought, than the disputes that appear by the law-books to have been
+amongst the ancient lawyers, Whether it was treason or felony for a
+grand juryman to discover their counsels--The trust of grand juries was
+in those days thought so sacred, and their secrecy of so great concern
+to the kingdom, that whosoever should break their oaths, was by all
+thought worthy to die, only some would have them suffer as traitors,
+others as felons.
+
+If a king's commands should come to the judges of a court of justice or
+to a jury, desiring them to vary from the direction of the law, (which
+it is criminal to say, and no man ought to be believed therein) they are
+bound by their oaths not to regard them. The statute of 2 of E. 3. 8.
+and 20 E. 3. I. are express; and the substance of these and other
+statutes is inserted into the oaths taken by every judge; and if they be
+under the most solemn and sacred tie in the execution of justice to hold
+for nothing the commands of the King under the great seal, then surely
+political views and schemes, the pleasure or displeasure of a minister,
+in the like case ought to be less than nothing.
+
+It is a strange doctrine that men must sacrifice the law to secure their
+properties, if the law is to be fashioned for every occasion, if grand
+jurymen contrary to their oaths must discover their fellows' and their
+own counsels, and betray the trust the law has reposed in them, if they
+must subject the reasons of their verdicts to the censure of the judges,
+whom the law did never design to trust with the liberty, property, or
+good name of their fellow-subjects. No man can say he has any security
+for his life or fortune, and they who do not themselves, may however see
+their best friends and nearest relations suffer the utmost violences and
+oppressions.
+
+Which leads me to say a few words of the petit jury, not forgetting Mr.
+Walters. I am assured by an eminent lawyer, that the power and office of
+a petit jury is judicial, that they only are the judges from whose
+sentence the indicted are to expect life or death. Upon their integrity
+and understanding the lives of all that are brought in judgment do
+ultimately depend; from their verdict there lies no appeal, by finding
+guilty or not guilty. They do complicately resolve both law and fact. As
+it hath been the law, so it hath always been the custom and practice of
+these juries (except as before) upon all general issues, pleaded in
+cases civil as well as criminal, to judge both of the law and fact. So
+it is said in the report of the Lord Chief Justice Vaughan in Bushell's
+case, That these juries determine the law in all matters where issue is
+joined and tried, in the principal case whether the issue be about
+trespass or debt, or disseizin in assizes, or a tort or any such like,
+unless they should please to give a special verdict with an implicate
+faith in the judgment of the Court, to which none can oblige them
+against their wills.
+
+It is certain we may hope to see the trust of a grand juryman best
+discharged when gentlemen of the best fortunes and understandings attend
+that service, but it is as certain we must never expect to see such men
+on juries, if for differing with a judge in opinion, when they only are
+the lawful judges, they are liable to be treated like villains, like
+perjurers, and enemies to their king and country; I say my lord such
+behaviour to juries will make all gentlemen avoid that duty, and instead
+of men of interest, of reputation and abilities, our lives, our
+fortunes, and our reputations must depend upon the basest and meanest of
+the people.
+
+I know it is commonly said, _boni judicis est ampliare juridictionem_.
+But I take that to be better advice which was given by the Lord
+Chancellor Bacon upon swearing a judge; That he would take care to
+contain the jurisdiction of the court within the ancient mere-stones
+without removing the mark.
+
+I intend to pay my respects to your lordship once every month 'till the
+meeting of the Parliament, when our betters may consider of these
+matters, and therefore will not trouble you with any more on this
+subject at present. But conclude, most heartily praying----
+
+That from depending upon the will of a judge, who may be corrupted or
+swayed by his own passions, interests, or the impulse of such as support
+him and may advance him to greater honours, the God of mercy and of
+justice deliver this nation.
+
+ I am, my lord,
+ Your lordship's most obedient humble servant,
+ N.N.
+Dec. the First 1724.
+ Dublin: Printed in the Year 1724.
+
+
+
+
+A SECOND LETTER FROM A FRIEND TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE ------
+
+
+My Lord,
+
+I think the best service men employed by His Majesty can do for him and
+this country, is to shew such prudence and temper in their behaviours as
+may convince every man they are not intrusted with any power but what is
+necessary and will always be exercised for the advantage and security of
+His Majesty's subjects.
+
+For my own part I hold it the duty of every man though he has not the
+honour of serving His Majesty in public employment, not only, not to
+misrepresent the actions of his servants, but in matters of small
+concern, to wink at their follies and mistakes; I know the Jacobites and
+Papists our irreconcilable enemies are too watchful to lay hold of every
+occasion to misrepresent His Majesty and turn the faults of ambitious
+and self-interested servants upon the best of kings.
+
+I hear some men say, that in my last to your lordship, there appears
+more of the satirist, than becomes a man engaged merely in the defence
+of liberty and justice; But I am satisfied I can with charity affirm,
+they are either such as have no knowledge of the several steps [that]
+have been taken to bring this poor country into ruin and disgrace, or
+they are of the number of those who have had a share in the actings and
+contrivances against it; for my lord, he must rather be an insensible
+stoic than an angry cynic, who can survey the measures of some men
+without horror and indignation--To see men act as if they had never
+taken an oath of fidelity to their king, whose interest is inseparable
+from that of his people, but had sworn to support the ruinous projects
+of abandoned men (of whatever faction) must rouse the most lethargic, if
+honest, soul.
+
+I who have always professed myself a Whig do confess it has mine.
+
+I beg leave in this place to explain what I intended in my last by the
+words, "unless by leave or order of the court," lest whilst I plead for
+justice I should do an injury to your lordship.
+
+I do declare I never heard that story of your lordship, and I hope no
+man did believe it of you. My intention was by that hint to remember you
+of Judge U--p--n and a certain assizes held at Wicklow, as I believe
+your lordship understood it, and as I now desire all the world may.
+
+Having learned from your lordship and other lawyers of undoubted
+abilities, that no judge ought by threats or circumvention to make a
+grand-juryman discover the king's counsel his fellows' or his own I
+should not at present say anything in support of that position. But that
+I find a most ridiculous and false explanation seem to mislead some men
+in that point: Say they, by the word counsel is understood, such bills
+as are before the grand jury and the evidence the prosecutors for the
+crown have to support the charge against the subject--Lest that being
+known the party indictable may fly from justice, or he may procure false
+witnesses to discredit the evidence for the king, or he may by bribes
+and other indirect measures take off the witnesses for the crown.
+
+I confess _I_ take that to be the meaning of the word counsel, but I am
+certain that is not _all_ that is meant by it, that is what must be
+understood when it is called the king's counsel, _id est_, the counsel
+or reasons for which the king by his servants, his attorney-general or
+coroner, has drawn and sent to the grand jury a charge against a
+subject.
+
+But the counsel of a juror is a different thing, it is the evidence, the
+motives and reasons that induce him or his fellow-jurors to say _billa
+vera_ or _ignoramus_, and the opinion he or they happen to be of when the
+question is put by the foreman for finding or not finding: This counsel
+every man is sworn to keep secret, that so their opinion and advice may
+not be of prejudice to them hereafter, That as they are sworn to act
+without favour or affection, so may they also act without FEAR. Whereas,
+were it otherwise the spirit of revenge is so universal, there are but
+few cases wherein a juror could act with safety to himself; either the
+prosecuted, as where the bill is found, or the prosecutor, where it is
+returned _ignoramus_, may contrive to defame the jurors who differ from
+them in opinion: As I am told has happened to some very honest citizens
+who are represented to be Jacobites since their opinions were know to be
+against ----. And sometimes revenge or ambition may prompt men to carry
+it further, as in the case of Mr. Wilmer, who in King Charles 2d's time
+was very severely handled for being one of an _ignoramus_ jury.----
+'Tis not necessary to say whom he disobliged by being so.----But if I
+remember right his case was this.
+
+He was a merchant, (and as I said, an _ignoramus_ juryman) had
+covenanted with a servant boy to serve him in the West Indies, and
+accordingly sent him beyond sea: Upon suggestion and affidavit by which
+any person might have it, a writ _de homine replegiando_ was granted
+against Mr. Wilmer; the sheriffs would have returned on the writ the
+agreement and the boy's consent, but the court (in the case of this
+Wilmer) Easter 34, Cha. 2. [_i.e.,_ Charles the Second] in B.R. ruled
+they must return _replegiari fecimus_ or _elongavit_, that is, they had
+replevy'd the boy, or that Wilmer had carried him away where they could
+not find him, in which last case Mr. Wilmer, though an innocent person
+must have gone to gaol until he brought the boy into court or he must
+have been outlawed--Shower's Rep. 2 Part.
+
+I do not say this that I think the same thing will be practised again,
+or anything like it, though I know that very homely proverb, "More ways
+of killing a dog than hanging him."--But I instance it to shew, the
+counsels of every grand juryman should be kept secret, that he may act
+freely and without apprehensions of resentment from the prosecuted or
+prosecutor.
+
+My resolution when I writ to you last, was, not to have said anything in
+this concerning the power of dissolving or dispensing, but as I have
+been forced to say something of the dispensing, for the same reason I
+must of the dissolving power.--A power undoubtedly in effect including
+that of returning, which makes me wish two men of great interest in this
+kingdom, differing in every other thing, had not undertaken to defend
+it, or they had better reasons for it than I have yet heard.
+
+'Tis said, "This power is in the court as a right of resistance is in
+the people, as the people have a power superior to the prerogative of
+the prince, though no written or express law for it; so of necessity
+though no statute directs it, and it may seem to overturn the greatest
+security men have for their liberties, yet the court has a power of
+dissolving grand juries, if they refuse to find or present as the court
+shall direct."
+
+Pray let us consider how well this concludes.
+
+The people may do anything in defence of their lives, their religion and
+liberties, and consequently resistance is lawful, therefore an inferior
+court a _bene placito_ judge may----Monstrous absurdity.
+
+Another, I am sorry I can't say more modest argument to support it is
+this.--
+
+"Considering," say they, "grand juries, it is but reasonable a
+discretionary power of dissolving them should be lodged in the judges."
+
+By the words "considering grand juries," I must understand considering
+their understandings, their fortunes or their integrity, for from a want
+of one or more of those qualifications must arise the reason of such a
+discretionary power in the judges.
+
+Though I shall not urge it as far as I could, I will venture to say the
+argument is at least as strong the other way--considering the judges.--
+
+First as to their understandings, it must be confessed the benches are
+infinitely superior to the lower professors of the law: Yet surely it
+can't give offence to say the gentlemen of the several counties have
+understandings sufficient to discharge the duty of grand jurymen--If
+want of fortune be an objection to grand jurymen, _a pari ratione_, it
+is an objection to some other men.--Besides, that the fact is not true,
+for in their circuits, no judge goes into any county where he does not
+meet at least a dozen gentlemen returned upon every grand jury, every
+one of whom have better estates than he himself has--And these not
+during pleasure, which last consideration, saves me the trouble of
+shewing the weakness of the objection in the third qualification.
+
+"Ay. But it was a necessary expedient to keep out Wood's brass."
+
+Are the properties of the commons of this kingdom better secured by the
+knight-errantry of that day? In the name of common sense, what are we to
+believe? Has the undaunted spirit, the tremendous voice of ------
+frightened Wood and his accomplices from any further attempts? Or rather
+has not the ready compliance of ------ encouraged them to further
+trials? The officers and attendants of his court may tremble when he
+frowns, but who else regards it more than they do one of Wood's
+farthings.
+
+"There is no comparison," says another, "between the affair of Sir W.
+Scroggs and this of ------. Sir W. discharged a grand jury because they
+were about to present the Duke of York for being a Papist, but ------
+discharged the grand jury for not presenting a paper he recommended to
+them to present as scandalous, (and in which, I say, he was a party
+reflected on.)"
+
+I agree there is a mighty difference, but whom does it make for?
+
+A grand jury of a hundred (part of a county) take upon them to present
+a no less considerable person than the king's brother and heir
+presumptive of the crown, the chief-justice thinks this a matter of too
+much moment for men of such sort to meddle in, but a matter more proper
+for the consideration of Parliament: I would not be understood to
+condemn the jury; I think they acted as became honest Englishmen and
+lovers of their country; But I say if judges could in any case be
+allowed to proceed by rules of policy, surely here was a sufficient
+excuse. However the commons impeached him.
+
+The determinations of ignorant or wicked judges as they are precedents
+of little weight, so they are but of little danger, and therefore it
+will become the commons at all times to animadvert most carefully upon
+the actions of the most knowing men in that profession.
+
+I say, my lord, _at all times_, because I hear former merit is pleaded
+to screen this action from any inquiry.
+
+I am sensible much is due to the man who has always preferred the public
+interest to his private advantages as -------- has done. When a man has
+signalized himself, when he has suffered for that principle, he deserves
+universal respect. Yet men should act agreeably to the motive of that
+respect, and not ruin the liberty of their country to shew their
+gratitude, and so, my lord, where a man has the least pretence to that
+character, I think 'tis best to pass over small offences, but never such
+as will entail danger and dishonour upon us and our posterity.
+
+The Romans, my lord, when a question was in the senate, whether they
+should ransom fifteen thousand citizens who had merited much by their
+former victories, but losing one battle were taken prisoners; were
+determined by the advice of that noble Roman Attilius Regulus not to
+redeem them as men unworthy their further care, though probably it was
+their misfortunes not their faults lost that day.
+
+ Flagitio additis
+Damnum: neque amissos colores
+Luna refert medicata fuco
+
+He thought they were not worthy to be trusted again:----
+
+To shew them pity, in his mind, would betray the Romans to perpetual
+danger: _Et exemplo trahenti_
+
+Perniciem veniens in aevum,
+Si non periret immiserabilis
+Captiva pubes
+
+I hear some precedents have been lately found out to justify that
+memorable action; but if precedents must control reason and justice, if
+a man may swear he will keep his counsels secret, and yet by precedents
+may be forced to divulge them, I would advise gentlemen very seriously
+to consider, the danger we are in; and examine what precedents there are
+on each side of the question, for my part I think the commons of England
+are not a worse precedent than the judges of England.
+
+Besides it must be remembered that precedents in some cases will not
+excuse a judge, even where they are according to the undoubted law of
+the land, as for instance,
+
+Suppose a man says what is true, not knowing it to be true, though it be
+logically a truth as it is distinguished, yet it is morally false; and
+so, suppose a judge give judgment according to law, not knowing it to be
+so, as if he did not know the reason of it at that time, but bethought
+himself of a reason or precedent for it afterwards, though the judgment
+be legal and according to precedent, yet the pronouncing of it is
+unjust; and the judge shall be condemned in the opinions of all men: As
+happened to the Lord Chief Justice Popham a person of great learning and
+parts, who upon the trial of Sir Walter Raleigh; when Sir Walter
+objected to reading or giving in evidence, Lord Cobham's affidavit,
+taken in his absence, without producing the lord face to face, the lord
+being then forthcoming: The chief justice overruled the objection, and
+was of opinion it should be given in evidence against Sir Walter, and
+summing up the evidence to the jury the chief justice said, "Just then
+it came into his mind why the accuser should not come face to face to
+the prisoner, because, &c." Now if any judge has since found precedents,
+or has since picked up the opinion of lawyers, I fear he will come
+within the case I have put.
+
+I foresee, if ever this question happens to be debated, _you know
+where_, gentlemen will be divided; Some will be desirous to do their
+country justice and free us from all future danger of this kind; Others
+upon motives not quite so laudable, will strive to screen, and with
+others private friendship will prevail: But I would recommend to your
+friends, who really love their country, to consider the several
+circumstances concurring in your lordship which probably may not in your
+successor: Let them suppose a person were to fill your place, from whose
+manifest ignorance in the law, we may reasonably conclude, his only
+merit is an inveteracy and hatred to this country. I say how could your
+best friends excuse themselves, if in regard to your lordship they
+should suffer such a precedent to be handed down to such a man
+unobserved or uncensured?
+
+_Invenit etiam aemulos infaelix nequitia_--Ambitious men have not always
+been deterred by the unhappy fate of their predecessors, _Quid si
+floreat vigeatque?_ But what lengths will they run if injustice and
+corruption shall ride triumphant?
+
+Had somebody received a reprimand upon his knees in a proper place, for
+treating a printer's jury like men convict of perjury, forcing them to
+find a special verdict, I dare to say he had not been quite so hardy as
+to have discharged the grand jury or treated them in the manner he did,
+because they had not an implicit faith in the court; nor had he dared
+not to receive a presentment made by the second grand jury against
+Wood's farthings upon pretence it was informal, which I mention because
+the worthy Drapier has mistaken the fact.
+
+Some of your lordship's screens I hear advise you to shew great humility
+and contrition for what's past, as the only means to appease the just
+indignation all sorts of men have conceived against you.----Were I well
+secured you will not recommend this letter to the next grand jury to be
+presented, I could give you more _seasonable advice_, but happen as it
+may I will venture to give you a little.
+
+Fawning and cajoling will have but little effect on those who have had
+the honour of your acquaintance these ten years past, for Caligula who
+used to hide his head if he heard the thunder, would piss upon the
+statues of the gods when he thought the danger over--A better expedient
+is this,----
+
+Tell men the Drapier is a Tory and a Jacobite.--That he writ "The
+Conduct of the Allies."--That he writ not his letters with a design to
+keep out Wood's halfpence, but to bring in the Pretender; persuade them
+if you can, the dispute is no longer about the power of judges over
+juries, nor how much the liberty of the subject is endangered by
+dissolving them at pleasure, but that it is now become mere Whig and
+Tory, a dispute between His Majesty's friends and the Jacobites, and
+'twere better to see a thousand grand juries discharged than the Tories
+carry a question though in the right.--_Haec vulnera pro libertate
+publica excepi, hunc oculum pro vobis impendi._ Try this cant, pin a
+cloth over your eyes, look very dismal, and cry, "I was turned out of
+employment, when the Drapier was rewarded with a Deanery," I say, my
+lord, if you can once bring matters thus to bear, I have not the least
+doubt you may escape without censure.
+
+To your lordship's zeal and industry without doubt is owing, that the
+Papists and the Tories have not delivered this kingdom over to the
+Pretender, so Caesar conquered Pompey that _Legum auctor et eversor,_
+and 'twas but just the liberty and laws of Rome should afterwards depend
+upon his will and pleasure.----The Drapier in his letter to Lord
+Molesworth has made a fair offer, "Secure his country from Wood's
+coinage," then condemn all he has writ and said as false and scandalous,
+when your lordship does as much I must confess it will be somewhat
+difficult to discover the impostor.
+
+Thus to keep my word with your lordship, I have much against my
+inclinations writ this, which shall be my last upon the ungrateful
+subject.--If I have leisure, and find a safe opportunity of giving it to
+the printer, my next shall explain what has long duped the true Whigs of
+this kingdom. I mean _honesty in the "worst of times."_
+
+Though your lordship object to my last, that what I writ was taken out
+of Lord Coke, Lord Somers, Sir Will. Jones, or the writings of some
+other great men, yet I will venture to end this with the sentiments of
+Philip de Comines upon some thorough-going courtiers.
+
+"If a sixpenny tax is to be raised, they cry by all means it ought to be
+double. If the prince is offended with any man, they are directly for
+hanging him. In other instances, they maintain the same character.
+Above all things they advise their king to make himself terrible, as
+they themselves are proud, fierce, and overbearing, in hopes to be
+dreaded by that means, as if authority and place were their
+inheritance."
+
+ I am,
+ My Lord,
+ Your Lordship's most
+ obedient and most
+ humble servant.
+ N.N.
+_Jan_. 4, 1724-5.
+
+
+
+
+APPENDIX V
+
+THE PRESENTMENT OF THE GRAND JURY OF THE COUNTY OF THE CITY OF
+DUBLIN.[1]
+
+
+Whereas several great quantities of base metal coined, commonly called
+_Wood's halfpence,_ have been brought into the port of Dublin, and
+lodged in several houses of this city, with an intention to make them
+pass clandestinely, among His Majesty's subjects of this kingdom;
+notwithstanding the addresses of both houses of parliament and the
+privy-council, and the declarations of most of the corporations of this
+city against the said coin; And whereas His Majesty hath been graciously
+pleased to leave his loyal subjects of this kingdom at liberty to take
+or refuse the said halfpence.
+
+[Footnote 1: Chief Justice Whitshed, after browbeating the Grand Jury
+that threw out the Bill against Harding for printing the fourth
+Drapier's letter, discharged it, and called another Grand Jury. The
+second Grand Jury not only repeated the verdict of the first, but issued
+the following expression of its opinion on the matter of Wood and his
+patent. [T.S.]]
+
+We the Grand Jury of the county of the city of Dublin, this Michaelmas
+term, 1724, having entirely at heart His Majesty's interest and the
+welfare of our country, and being thoroughly sensible of the great
+discouragement which trade hath suffered by the apprehensions of the
+said coin, whereof we have already felt the dismal effects, and that the
+currency thereof will inevitably tend to the great diminution of His
+Majesty's revenue, and the ruin of us and our posterity: do present all
+such persons as have attempted, or shall endeavour by fraud or
+otherwise, to impose the said halfpence upon us, contrary to His
+Majesty's most gracious intentions, as enemies to His Majesty's
+government, and to the safety, peace and welfare of all His Majesty's
+subjects of this kingdom, whose affections have been so eminently
+distinguished by their zeal to his illustrious family, before his happy
+accession to the throne, and by their continued loyalty ever since.
+
+As we do with all just gratitude acknowledge the services of all such
+patriots, as have been eminently zealous for the interest of His
+Majesty, and this country, in detecting the fraudulent impositions of
+the said Wood, and preventing the passing his base coin: So we do at the
+same time declare our abhorrence and detestation of all reflections on
+His Majesty, and his government, and that we are ready with our lives
+and fortunes to defend his most Sacred Majesty against the Pretender and
+all His Majesty's open and secret enemies both at home and abroad: Given
+under our hands at the Grand Jury Chamber this 28th, November, 1724.[2]
+
+George Forbes, David Tew,
+William Empson, Thomas How,
+Nathaniel Pearson, John Jones,
+Joseph Nuttall, James Brown,
+William Aston, Charles Lyndon,
+Stearn Tighe, Jerom Bredin,
+Richard Walker, John Sican,
+Edmond French, Anthony Brunton,
+John Vereilles, Thomas Gaven,
+Philip Pearson, Daniel Elwood,
+Thomas Robins, John Brunet.
+Richard Dawson,
+
+[Footnote 2: On August 20th, 1724, the Grand Jury, and the other
+inhabitants of the Liberty of the Dean and Chapter of St. Patrick's
+waited on the Dean, and read him the following Declaration, desiring him
+to give orders for its publication:
+
+"The Declaration of the Grand-Jury, and the rest of the inhabitants of
+the Liberty of the Dean and Chapter of St. Patrick's, Dublin.
+
+"We, the Grand-Jury, and other inhabitants of the Liberty of the Dean
+and Chapter of St. Patrick's, Dublin, whose names are underwritten, do
+unanimously declare and determine, that we never will receive or pay any
+of the half-pence or farthings already coined, or that shall hereafter
+be coined, by one William Wood, being not obliged by law to receive the
+same; because we are thoroughly convinced by the Addresses of both
+Houses of Parliament, as well as by that of his Majesty's most
+honourable Privy-Council, and by the universal opinion of the whole
+kingdom, that the currency of the said half-pence and farthings would
+soon deprive us of all our gold and silver, and therefore be of the most
+destructive consequence to the trade and welfare of the nation." [T.
+S.]]
+
+
+
+
+APPENDIX VI
+
+PROCLAMATION AGAINST THE DRAPIER.
+
+
+"_Oct. 27th,_ 1724.
+
+"A proclamation for discovering ye Author of ye Pamphlet intituled A
+letter to ye whole people of Ireland, by M.B. Drapier, author of the
+Letter to the Shop-keepers, etc.
+
+£300 Reward
+
+BY THE LORD-LIEUTENANT AND COUNCIL OF IRELAND.
+
+
+A Proclamation.
+
+"CONTENT:
+
+"Whereas a wicked and malicious pamphlet, intituled A Letter to the
+whole people of Ireland, by M.B. Drapier, author of the Letter to the
+Shop-keepers, etc., printed by John Harding, in Molesworth's Court, in
+Fishamble Street, Dublin, in which are contained several seditious and
+scandalous paragraphs highly reflecting upon his Majesty and his
+Ministers, tending to alienate the affections of his good subjects of
+England and Ireland from each other, and to promote sedition among the
+people, hath been lately printed and published in this kingdom: We, the
+Lord-Lieutenant and Council do hereby publish and declare that, in order
+to discover the author of the said seditious pamphlet, we will give the
+necessary orders for the payment of three hundred pounds sterling, to
+such person or persons as shall within the specified six months from
+this date hereof, discover the author of the said pamphlet, so as he be
+apprehended and convicted thereby.
+
+"Given at the council chamber in Dublin, this twenty-seventh day of
+October, one thousand seven hundred and twenty-four.
+
+"(Signed) Midleton _Cancer_. Shannon; Donnerail; G. Fforbes; H. Meath;
+Santry; Tyrawly; Fferrars; William Conolly; Ralph Gore; William
+Whitshed; B. Hale; Gust. Hume; Ben Parry; James Tynte; R. Tighe; T.
+Clutterbuck.
+
+"God Save the King."
+
+
+
+
+APPENDIX VII
+
+
+It is very interesting and even curious to note, that the signatories to
+the public expression of their attitude towards Wood and his patent, as
+shown by the Proclamation, should have almost all of them signed another
+document, in their capacities of Privy Councillors, which addressed his
+Majesty _against_ Wood and the patent. So far as I can learn, Monck
+Mason seems to have been the first historian to discover it; nor do I
+find the fact mentioned by any of Swift's later biographers.
+
+"It was rumoured in Swift's time," says Monck Mason, "but not actually
+known to him" (see Drapier's Sixth Letter), "that the Irish Privy
+Council had addressed his Majesty against Mr. Wood's coin. Having
+inspected the papers of the Council office, I shall lay before the
+reader the particulars of this event, which were never promulgated,
+probably, because they had not the desired effect, the premier [Walpole]
+having determined, notwithstanding all opposition or advice, to
+persevere in his ill-judged project.
+
+"On the 17th April, 1724, at a meeting of the Council, in which the Duke
+of Grafton himself presided, it was ordered, that it should be referred
+to a committee of the whole board, or of any seven or more, 'to consider
+what was proper to be done to allay and quiet the great fears of the
+people, occasioned by their apprehensions of William Wood's copper money
+becoming current among them,' On the 6th of May, the committee reported,
+that they had considered the matter referred to them, and were of
+opinion, that an address should be sent to his Majesty, of which they
+then presented a draught. It was again on the 19th, referred to a
+committee of the whole board to prepare a letter, which was accordingly
+done on the next day.--The report was as follows:
+
+"'To the King's Most Excellent Majesty, the humble address of the Lords
+Justices, and Privy-Council.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"'May it please your Majesty,
+
+"'We, your Majesty's most dutiful and loyal subjects, the Lords Justices
+and Privy Council, most humbly beg leave, at this time, to give an
+instance of that duty, which, as upon all other occasions, so more
+especially upon such as are of the greatest moment and importance, we
+hold ourselves always bound to pay to your Majesty.
+
+"'Your Majesty's great council, the High Court of Parliament, being now
+prorogued, we conceive ourselves bound, by the trust which your Majesty
+has been pleased to repose in us, and the oaths we have taken, with all
+humility to lay before your Majesty the present state of this your
+kingdom, with reference to a great evil that appears to threaten it, to
+which, if a speedy remedy be not applied, the unavoidable consequence,
+as we apprehend, will be, the ruin of multitudes of your Majesty's
+subjects, together with a great diminution of your revenue.
+
+"'Though the fears of your Majesty's subjects of this kingdom, in
+relation to the coinage of copper half-pence and farthings, were, in a
+great measure, allayed by your Majesty's most gracious resolution to do
+every thing in your power for the satisfaction of your people, expressed
+in your Majesty's answer to the addresses of both Houses of Parliament;
+yet, the repeated intelligence from Great Britain, that William Wood has
+the assurance to persist in his endeavours to introduce his copper
+half-pence and farthings amongst us, has again alarmed your faithful
+subjects, to such a degree, as already to give a great check to our
+inland trade. If the letters patent granted to William Wood should, in
+all points, be exactly complied with, the loss to be sustained by taking
+his half-pence and farthings would be much greater than this poor
+kingdom is able to bear. But if he, or any other persons, should, for
+the value of gain, be tempted to coin and import even more than double
+the quantity he by his patent is allowed to do, your people here do not
+see how it is possible for your Majesty's chief governors of this your
+kingdom, to detect or hinder the cheat.
+
+"'It is found by experience, that we have already a sufficient quantity
+of half-pence, to serve by way of exchange in the retailing trade, which
+is the only use of such sort of money, of which, therefore, we find
+ourselves to be in no want.
+
+"'And since, by the letters patent granted to the same William Wood, no
+man is required or commanded to take the said half-pence or farthings,
+but the taking them is left at liberty to those who are willing so to
+do; we most humbly submit it to your royal wisdom and goodness, whether
+it may not be for your Majesty's service, and the great satisfaction and
+good of your subjects, and very much tend to the allaying and quieting
+of their fears, that your Majesty should cause your royal pleasure to be
+signified to the Commissioners, and other officers of your Majesty's
+revenue in this kingdom, that they neither receive those half-pence and
+farthings, nor give countenance or encouragement to the uttering or
+vending of them; or that some other speedy method may be taken to
+prevent their becoming current amongst us.'"
+
+
+
+
+APPENDIX VIII
+
+
+Searching among the pamphlets of the Halliday Collection at the Royal
+Irish Academy, Dublin, I came across a tract of twelve pages, printed by
+John Whaley of Dublin in 1723, with the following title:
+
+"The Patentee's Computation of Ireland, in a Letter from the Author of
+the Whitehall Evening-Post concerning the making of Copper-Coin. As also
+the Case and Address of both Houses of Parliament together with His
+Majesty's Most Gracious Answer to the House of Lords Address."
+
+The writer of this tract in defence of the patent maintained the
+following propositions:
+
+
+(1) That the Kingdom of Ireland wants a Copper Coin.
+
+(2) That the quantity of this coin will be no inconvenience to it.
+
+(3) That it is better than ever the Kingdom had, and as good as (in all
+probability) they ever will or can have, and that the Patentee's profit
+is not extravagant, as commonly reported.
+
+(4) That the Kingdom will lose nothing by this coin.
+
+(5) That the public in Ireland will gain considerably by it, if they
+please.
+
+(6) That the Kingdom will have £100,000 additional cash.
+
+
+As he states his arguments, they are quite reasonable. On proposition
+three, if his figures are correct, he is especially convincing. He
+details the cost of manufacture thus:
+
+ _s. d._
+Copper prepared for the coinage at his Majesty's
+ Mint at the Tower of London, costs per pound
+ weight 1 6
+
+Coinage of one pound weight 3-1/2
+
+Waste and charge of re-melting 1
+
+Yearly payment to the Exchequer and Comptroller 1
+
+Allowed to the purchaser for exchange, &c. 5
+
+ Total charge 2 4-1/2
+
+"So that the patentee," he concludes, "makes a profit of only 1-1/2_d._
+in the half crown or about 5%."
+
+The tract, however, is more interesting for the reprint it gives of the
+twenty-eight articles stated by the people in objection to the patent
+and the coin. I give these articles in full:
+
+
+
+
+IRELAND'S CASE HUMBLY PRESENTED TO THE HONOURABLE THE KNIGHTS, CITIZENS,
+AND BURGESSES IN PARLIAMENT ASSEMBLED
+
+
+MOST HUMBLY SHEWETH,
+
+Whereas your Honours finding the late Grant or Letters Patents obtained
+by Mr. William Wood, for making Three Hundred and Sixty Tun weight of
+copper half-pence for the Kingdom of Ireland, were to be manufactured in
+London &c. which money is now coining in Bristol, and that the said
+money was to weigh two shillings and sixpence in each pound weight, and
+that change was to be uttered or passed for all such as were pleased to
+take the same in this Kingdom.
+
+That it's humbly conceived Your Honours on considering the following
+Remarks, will find the permitting such change to pass, exceeding
+Injurious and Destructive to the Nation.
+
+First. That the same will be a means to drain this Kingdom of all its
+Gold and Silver, and ten, fifteen, or twenty per cent abated, will most
+effectually do the same.
+
+2d. That the making such money in England will give great room for
+counterfeiting that coin, as well in this Kingdom, as where it is made.
+
+3d. That the Copper Mines of this Island which might be manufactured in
+the nation, is by management shipped off to England by some persons at,
+or about forty shillings per tun, by others at four pounds and six
+pounds per ton, which copper when smelted and refined is sold and sent
+back to this kingdom at two shillings and six pence per pound weight as
+aforesaid, which is two hundred and eighty pound sterl. per ton.
+
+4th. That two shillings and sixpence per pound weight is making the said
+coin of very small value, the said coin ought not to weigh or exceed two
+shillings in each pound weight as the English Halfpence are.
+
+5th. That all such money brought to this Nation manufactured, is to be
+entered at value, which value is in the Book of Rates, ten per cent duty
+and excise.
+
+6th. That no security is given to this Nation to make such money in any
+one point, the same may be found defective in either, as to baseness of
+metal, workmanship or weight, or to give gold and silver for the same,
+when the subject was, or may be burthened therewith.
+
+7th. That if such monies as aforesaid be permitted to pass in this
+nation, all persons that have gold or silver by them would not part
+therewith, but Brass money must be carried from House to House on
+Truckles, and in the county by carts and horses, with troops to guard
+them.
+
+8th. That such money will raise the price of all commodities from
+abroad, probably to three or four hundred per cent.
+
+9th. That linen, yarn, beef, butter, tallow, hides and all other
+commodities, will raise to that degree by being bought with half-pence,
+and workmen paid with brass money, that commissions from abroad will not
+reach them, therefore such goods must lie on hands and remain a drugg.
+
+10th. That the excise of beer, ale, brandy, &c., and hearth-money will
+be paid in such coin, the same falling first into the hands of the poor
+and middling people.
+
+11th. That if any trouble should happen in this nation, no army could be
+raised with such specie, but an enemy in all appearance would be
+admitted with their gold and silver, and which would drive the nation
+before them.
+
+12th. The Courts of Law could not subsist, for all the suits there must
+be supported and maintained with ready money. Viz. Gold and Silver.
+
+13th. That all the bankers must shut up their shops, no lodgment would
+be made except Halfpence, such as would lodge their money with them,
+would rather draw off and cause a run on them, fearing that their specie
+should be turned into the said brass and copper money.
+
+14th. That such bills as are drawn to the country, viz. Cork, Limerick,
+Waterford, Kingsale, Deny, &c. The Exchange would be instead of a
+quarter per cent, twenty per cent and then paid in the said Brass
+specie, by means of its being brought on cars, carts, or waggons, and
+guards to attend the same.
+
+15th. That all the rent in the Kingdom would be paid in half-pence; no
+man would give gold or silver, when he had brass money to pay the same.
+
+16th. That no one can coin or manufacture such a quantity of halfpence
+or farthings for this Kingdom, out of the same, but either he must be
+ruined in the undertaking or the nation undone by his project, in taking
+such light money, by reason of ten per cent, duty, and probably this
+session be made twenty or thirty per cent duty, and the exchange nine or
+ten per cent. Ten per cent abated to circulate them. Ten per cent
+factorage, freight, gabberage, key-porters, &c. all which is forty per
+cent, charged on the same.
+
+17th. That if the said Wood was obliged to make his light money not to
+exceed two shillings in the pound weight according to the English coin,
+he would give up such grant, for six pence in each pound weight is 25
+per cent.
+
+18th. That the said twenty-five per cent is 19,360_l._ sterl. on the
+said 360 ton of copper, loss to this nation, by being coined out of this
+Kingdom, besides 80,690_l._ of gold and silver sent out of the Kingdom
+for brass or copper money.
+
+19th. That the copper mines of this Kingdom is believed to be the metal
+such copper is made of, which verifies the English saying, That Irish
+people are wild, that would part with 200,000_l._ sterl. of their gold
+and silver, for their own copper mines, which cost them not one pound
+sterl.
+
+20th. That the said Wood's factors probably may send in fourteen years
+double the quantity of copper which is 720 ton, then this Kingdom loses
+38,720_l._ sterl. and parts with 161,280_l._ sterl. of their gold and
+silver for almost nothing.
+
+21st. If any great sum was to be raised by this nation, on any emergency
+extraordinary, to serve his Majesty and his Kingdom how would it be
+possible to do the same; copper half-pence would not stem the tide, no
+silver now to be had of value, then no gold to be seen.
+
+22d. That England also must be a great loser by such money, by reason
+the said half-pence being from 20 to 40 grains lighter and less in value
+than their own, so that the same will not pass in that Kingdom scarce
+for farthings a piece, how then shall the vast quantities of goods be
+paid for, that are brought from that Kingdom here, a considerable part
+of this island must be broke and run away for want of silver and gold to
+pay them their debts.
+
+23d. That if the said Wood should get all that money, what power would
+he regard, and what temptation would he be subject unto on that head, he
+is but a man, and one almost as little known or heard of, as any one
+subject the king has on this side the water.
+
+24th. That the vast quantity of sea-coal brought from England here,
+would not be had for such money; the colliers will keep both their ships
+and coal at home, before they trade with such a nation, as had their
+treasure turned into brass money.
+
+25th. That the Army must be paid with such money, none else to be had,
+they would lay down their arms and do no duty, what blood and confusion
+then would attend the same.
+
+26th. That no people out of any other Kingdom would come into this
+country to dwell, either to plant or sow, where all their money must be
+brass.
+
+27th. That the beautiful Quay and river of Dublin which is now lined and
+filled with ships in a most delightful order, would then be scattered to
+other harbours, as also the new Range, there and now a building, would
+be left, nothing but empty places all as doleful as the weeping river,
+deserted by her fleets and armies of merchants and traders.
+
+28th. That the aforesaid scheme is to be viewed and considered by a
+King and Parliament, that will do themselves and their nation justice,
+who will with hearts and hands, stem that tide and current, as never to
+suffer so dutiful and loyal a people to be ruined and undone without
+relief.
+
+
+
+
+APPENDIX IX
+
+DESCRIPTIONS OF THE VARIOUS SPECIMENS OF WOOD'S COINS
+
+
+The following descriptions of the various varieties of Wood's coins,
+taken from a note in Monck Mason's "History of St. Patrick's Cathedral"
+(ed. 1819, pp. xcvi-xcvii), may be interesting to the student. The two
+varieties of the coins given as illustrations in this volume are
+reproduced from specimens in the British Museum.
+
+Monck Mason obtains his information from Simon's "Essay on Irish Coins,"
+Dublin, 1749, 4to; Snelling's Supplement to Simon issued in 1767; and
+the edition of Simon's work reprinted in 1810.
+
+With the exception of No. II. of this list all of Wood's coins had, on
+one side, "the king's head laureat, looking to the left, with this
+inscription, GEORGIUS, DEI GRATIA, REX. On the reverse is the figure of
+Ireland, represented by a woman sitting, beside her, a harp: the
+differences consist chiefly, in variations in the attitude of the
+figure, and in the date of the coin."
+
+No. I. 1722.--Hibernia, with both her hands on the harp, which is placed
+on her right side; her figure is full front, but she looks towards the
+right; round her this inscription, HIBERNIA, 1722. (Simon, plate 7,
+Numb. 160)
+
+No. II. 1722.--Hibernia is seated as in the last, but has her head
+turned to the left, on which side there is a rock; round her is
+inscribed, HIBERNIA; in the exergue, 1722; on the obverse the usual
+head, the inscription, GEORGIUS D.G. REX. (Snelling, plate 2, Numb. 24.)
+
+No. III. 1722.--Hibernia, in profile, looking to the left, holding, in
+her right hand, a palm branch, resting her left on a harp; round it,
+HIBERNIA, 1722. (Simon, plate 7, Numb. 161.)
+
+No. IV. 1723.--Hibernia, as in the last; round her, HIBERNIA, 1723.
+(Simon, plate 8, Numb. 169.)
+
+It was some of this coin that was submitted to Sir Isaac Newton for
+assay.
+
+No. V. 1724.--Hibernia, as in the last two, differing only in the date.
+(Mentioned by Simon, but no engraving given.)
+
+No, VI. 1724.--Hibernia, seated as in the three preceding; round her,
+HIBERNIA: in the exergue, 1724. (Snelling, plate 2, Numb. 26.)
+
+Mason notes of this specimen: "Mr. Snelling does not specify,
+particularly, in what respect this coin differs from those which
+precede; his words are, 'different from any other, and very good work,
+especially the halfpenny, which is the finest and broadest piece of his
+money I ever saw, and belongs to Mr. Bartlet.' They do not, however,
+appear to have attained to circulation in Ireland. A few might, perhaps,
+have been struck off by the patentee, to distribute among his own, and
+the minister's friends."
+
+No. VII.--Mr. Snelling mentions, "another halfpenny, which has Hibernia
+pointing up with one hand to a sun in the top of the piece"; but of this
+he has not given any engraving.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+INDEX.
+
+
+Addison, made keeper of the records of Bermingham's Tower
+Armstrong, Sir Thomas, granted a patent to coin farthings in Ireland
+Armstrong, Sir William, granted a patent to coin halfpence in Ireland
+
+Bacon, Lord, on the Royal prerogative, quoted
+Berkeley, Lord, of Stratton, Master of the Rolls
+Bingham, John
+Bodin, Jean
+Boulter, Archbishop
+Brodrick, St. John, made a Privy Councillor
+Brown, John
+Burlington, Earl of, Lord High Treasurer of Ireland
+
+Carteret, Lord,
+ attempts to injure Walpole's reputation by means of the Wood agitation
+ made Lord Lieutenant of Ireland
+ takes Walpole's side
+ character of
+ Swift's letters to
+ his relations with Walpole
+Charles I., paid his troops with debased coin
+Coinage, the law with reference to
+ _See_ Wood's Coinage
+Coke, Sir Edward, on the laws regarding coinage
+Coleby
+Conolly, William, Speaker of the Irish House of Commons
+Coxe, Archdeacon, his account of the agitation in Ireland
+"Creed of an Irish Commoner, A"
+Crowley, Sir Ambrose
+
+Dartmouth, Lord, granted a patent to coin halfpence in Ireland
+Davies, Sir John, his "Abridgement of Coke's Reports"
+"Defence of the Conduct of the People of Ireland, A," quoted
+Doddington, Bubb
+Drapier, the, his account of himself
+ proclamation against
+Dublin, petition of the Lord Mayor, sheriffs and citizens of
+Dutch, the, counterfeited debased coinage of Ireland
+
+Elizabeth, Queen, her army paid with base coin
+ base money sent to Ireland by
+Ewing, George, "Defence of the Conduct of the People of
+ Ireland" published by
+
+Filmer, Sir Robert
+Finley
+France, system of re coinage in
+
+George I., equestrian statue of, in Dublin
+Grafton, Duke of, Lord Lieutenant of Ireland
+ recalled
+ not concerned with Wood's patent
+
+Harding, John, arrest and prosecution of
+Harley, Robert, Earl of Oxford, Swift's tribute to
+Holt, Sir John
+
+Hopkins, Right Hon. Edward, secretary to the Lord Lieutenant
+ made Master of the Revels
+Hopkins, John
+
+Ireland, want of small change in
+ patents granted for coining in
+ relations between England and
+ petitions for establishment of a mint in
+ computed population of
+ copper money not wanted in
+ not a "depending kingdom,"
+ English contempt for
+ loyalty of
+ a free country
+ project for a bank in
+ England's profit from
+ the absentees of
+ absence of faction in
+ Charter schools founded in
+ needed reforms in
+ _See also_ Wood's Coinage.
+
+James II., debased the coinage in Ireland
+
+Kendal, Duchess of, sold Wood his patent for £10,000
+King, Archbishop, letters to Southwell quoted
+ letter to General George
+ refused to condemn the Drapier
+ letter to Molyneux on the proclamation against the Drapier's 4th letter
+Knox, John, his patent to coin halfpence
+ comparison of his patent with Wood's
+
+
+Legg, Colonel George. _See_ Dartmouth, Lord.
+Leti, Signor
+Lindsay, Robert
+
+
+Marsh; Bishop, Charter schools founded by
+Midleton, Chancellor, and Walpole
+ Swift's letter to
+ opposed to Wood's patent
+ but signed the Proclamation against the Drapier
+ account of
+"Mirror of Justice, The,"
+Molesworth, Viscount, letter to
+ account of
+Molyneux, William
+Moore, Colonel Roger, patent to coin halfpence sold to
+
+Newton, Sir Isaac, Wood's coinage assayed by
+
+Palmerston, Lord, Chief Remembrancer
+Pembroke, Earl of, Lord-Lieutenant of Ireland
+Philips, Ambrose, secretary to Archbishop Boulter
+Phipps, Sir Constantine
+Poyning's Law
+Precedents, Swift on
+Prior, Thomas, his "List of the Absentees of Ireland"
+Privy Council, Report of the, on Wood's coinage
+ and _see_ Letters II. and III.
+Privy Council, the Irish, Report of, on Wood's coinage
+"Proposal for the Universal Use of Irish Manufactures, A"
+
+Rooke, Admiral Sir George
+Royal Prerogative, the
+ explained
+
+Scotland, power of coining in
+Scroggs, Sir William, Lord Chief Justice
+Scroope, Thomas, one of the assayists of Wood's coinage
+"Seasonable Advice to the Grand Jury,"
+ effect of
+Sedley, Sir Charles
+Sheridan, Thomas, probably the author of "Tom Punsibus Dream"
+Sidney, Algernon
+Somers, Lord
+Southwell, Edward, one of the assayists of Wood's coinage
+ King's letters to
+ Secretary of State
+Sunderland, Earl of
+Swift, Jonathan, his aims in writing the Drapier's letters
+ his letter to Midleton
+ acclaimed the saviour of his country
+ his sermon on "Doing Good"
+ idolized in Ireland
+
+Trench, W., memorial of, with reference to the copper coinage
+"Tom Punsibi's Dream"
+Tyrone's rebellion
+
+
+Walpole, Sir Robert, his conduct in the matter of Wood's patent
+ said to have been the author of the Report of the Privy Council
+ his Irish policy
+ Wood's reliance on
+ exonerated by the Drapier
+Whitshed, Chief Justice, dissolves the Grand Jury in the case against
+ Harding
+ his motto
+ letters to
+William, King, pewter halfpence coined by
+Wood, William, terms of the patent granted to
+ account of
+ his indiscreet boasts
+ stories of
+ his profit considered
+ his patent obtained clandestinely
+ his patent compared with Knox's
+ pamphlets published in London in favor of
+ his reliance on Walpole
+ his patent ended
+ a pension given to
+Wood's coinage, letters of the Revenue Commissioners regarding
+ resolutions of the Irish Houses of Parliament on
+ report of the Committee of the Privy Council on
+ and Letters II and III.
+ value of
+ refused by the merchants at the ports
+ no one obliged to take it
+ assay of, at the mint
+ baseness of
+ the revenue officers ordered to pass it
+ popular indignation against
+ the matter summed up
+ end of the agitation concerning
+ addresses to the King concerning
+ presentment of the Grand Jury on
+ description of the various specimens of
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+Vol. VI; The Drapier's Letters, by Jonathan Swift
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