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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 12766 ***
+
+THE MIRROR OF LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.
+
+VOL. 17, No. 484.] SATURDAY, APRIL 9, 1831. [PRICE 2d.
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+[Illustration: CORFE CASTLE.]
+
+CORFE CASTLE.
+
+
+The annexed Engravings are an interesting page in the early history of our
+country, and deserve all the space we have appropriated to them. Their
+political notoriety, of much less interesting character, we leave to be
+set down, said, sung, or set aside, elsewhere.
+
+Corfe Castle nearly adjoins a town of the same name: both are situate in
+the Isle of Purbeck; and their histories are so incorporated, that we
+shall not attempt their separation.
+
+The town, according to the _Beauties of England and Wales_, vol. iv.
+p. 386, is nearly in the centre of the Isle, at the foot of a range of
+hills, on a rising ground, declining to the east. Its origin must
+undoubtedly be attributed to the Castle, which existed previous to the
+year 980; though the town itself does not appear to have attained any
+importance till after the Conquest, as it was wholly unnoticed in the
+Domesday Book. The Manor and Castle seem always to have descended
+together, and were often granted to princes of the blood, and the
+favourites of our kings, yet as often reverted to the Crown by attainder
+or forfeiture. In the reign of Richard the Second, they were held by
+Thomas Holland, Earl of Kent, jointly with Alicia, his wife. In the reign
+of Henry the Fourth, they were granted to the _Beauforts_, Earls of
+Somerset; but were taken from that family by Edward the Fourth, who
+bestowed them successively on Richard, Duke of York, and George, Duke of
+Clarence; on the attainder of the latter, they reverted to the Crown.
+Henry the Seventh granted them to his mother, the Countess of Richmond,
+for life. In the 27th of his successor, Henry the Eighth, an act of
+parliament was passed, by which they were given to Henry, Duke of
+Richmond, his natural son. After his death they reverted to the Crown, and
+were, by Edward the Sixth, bestowed on the Duke of Somerset; whose zeal
+for the Reformation was undoubtedly invigorated by the numerous grants of
+abbey lands made to him after the suppression of the monasteries. On the
+duke's attainder, the demesne lands of the Castle were leased for
+twenty-one years, on a fee-farm rent of 7l. 13s. 4d. In the 14th of
+Elizabeth, the Castle and Manor, with the whole Isle of Purbeck, were
+granted to Sir Christopher Hatton, whose heirs continued possessors till
+the commencement of the 17th century, when the Manor and Castle were given
+by Sir William Hatton to his lady, Elizabeth, daughter of Thomas, Earl of
+Exeter, and afterwards second wife to Lord Chief Justice Coke, who sold
+them, in the year 1635, to Sir John Bankes, Attorney-General to Charles
+the First, and afterwards Lord Chief Justice of the King's Bench. His
+descendant, Henry Bankes, Esq. and representative for this borough, is the
+present owner.
+
+Though this is an ancient borough by prescription, it was not incorporated
+till the 18th of Queen Elizabeth, when a charter was obtained by Sir
+Christopher Hatton, by which the inhabitants were invested with the same
+liberties as those of the Cinque Ports; besides being favoured with
+various other privileges. This charter was afterwards confirmed by James
+the First and Charles the Second. The government of the town is vested in
+a mayor and eight barons--the barons are those who have borne the office
+of mayor. The first return to, parliament was made in the 14th of
+Elizabeth. The right of election is possessed by all persons within the
+borough who are "seized in fee, in possession, or reversion, of any
+messuage, or tenement, or corporal hereditament; and in such as are
+tenants for life, or lives; and in want of such freehold, in tenants for
+years, determinable on any life, or lives, paying scot and lot."[1] The
+number of voters is between forty and fifty.
+
+ [1] Hutchins's Dorset, vol. i, p. 279, 2nd edit.
+
+Corfe Castle "stands a little north of the town, opposite to the church,
+on a very steep rocky hill, mingled with hard rubble chalk stone, in the
+opening of those ranges of hills that inclose the east part of the Isle.
+Its situation between the ends of those hills deprives it much of its
+natural and artificial strength, being so commanded by them, that they
+overlook the tops of the highest towers; yet its structure is so strong,
+the ascent of the hill on all sides but the south so steep, and the walls
+so massy and thick, that it must have been one of the most impregnable
+fortresses in the kingdom before the invention of artillery. It was of
+great importance in respect to its command over the whole Isle: whence,
+our Saxon ancestors justly styled it Corf Gate, as being the pass and
+avenue into the best part of the Isle."
+
+The Castle is separated from the town by a strong bridge of four very
+high, narrow, semi-circular arches, crossing a moat of considerable depth,
+but now dry. This bridge leads to the gate of the first ward, which
+remains pretty entire, probably from the thickness of the walls, which,
+from the outward to the inner facing, is full nine yards. The ruins of the
+entrance to the second ward, and of the tower near it, are very
+remarkable. "The latter (which once adjoined to the gate) was separated
+with a part of the arch at the time of the demolition of the Castle, and
+is moved down the precipice, preserving its perpendicularity, and
+projecting almost five feet below the corresponding part. Another of the
+towers on the same side is, on the contrary, inclined so much, that a
+spectator will tremble when passing under it. The singular position of
+these towers seems to have been occasioned through the foundations being
+undermined (for blowing them up) in an incomplete manner. On the higher
+part of the hill stands the keep, or citadel, which is at some distance
+from the centre of the fortress, and commands a view of boundless extent,
+to the north and west. It has not hitherto suffered much diminution from
+its original height; the fury of the winds being resisted less by the
+thickness of the walls than by the strength of the cement. The upper
+windows have Saxon arches, but are apparently of a later date than any
+other part of the building west of the keep, the stones of which being
+placed _herring-bone fashion_ prove it to be of the earliest style.
+The Chapel is of a very late date, as appears from its obtuse Gothic
+arches; and I have really an idea that almost all the changes of
+architecture, from the reign of Edgar to that of Henry the Seventh, may be
+traced in this extensive and stupendous ruin.
+
+"We could not view without horror the dungeons which remain in some of the
+towers: they recalled to our memory the truly diabolical cruelty of King
+John, by whose order twenty-two prisoners, confined in them were starved
+to death. Matthew of Paris, the historian, says, that many of those
+unfortunate men were among the first of the Poitevin nobility. Another
+instance of John's barbarous disposition was his treatment of Peter of
+Pontefract, a poor hermit, who was imprisoned in Corfe Castle for
+prophesying the deposition of that prince. Though the prophecy was in some
+measure fulfilled by the surrender which John made of his crown to the
+Pope's Legate, the year following, yet the imprudent prophet was sentenced
+to be dragged through the streets of Wareham, tied to horses' tails."[2]
+
+ [2] Maton's Observations, vol. i. p. 12.
+
+The exact period when this fortress was erected is unknown; though some
+circumstances render it probable that it was built by King Edgar. That it
+did not exist previously to the year 887, or 888, the time when the
+Nunnery at Shaftesbury was founded, is certain, from an inquisition taken
+in the fifty-fourth of Henry the Third; wherein the jurors returned, "that
+the Abbess and Nuns at Shaston (Shaftesbury) had without molestation,
+_before the foundation of the Castle at Corfe_, all wrecks within
+their manor of Kingston, in the Isle of Purbeck." Mr. Aubrey, in his
+_Monumenta Britannica_, observes, he was informed, "that mention was
+made of Corfe Castle in the reign of King Alfred; yet it seems very
+improbable that this should be the fact; for if it had actually existed in
+the time of that monarch, it would surely have been more publicly known.
+The short reigns that succeeded would not allow time for so extensive an
+undertaking; but Edgar enjoyed more peace than almost any of his
+predecessors, was superior in wealth and power, and a great builder; he
+having founded, or repaired, no fewer than forty-seven monasteries." To
+him, then, the origin of this castle may with the greatest probability be
+ascribed, as his second wife, Elfrida, resided here at the commencement of
+her widowhood. During this residence was committed the foul murder on King
+Edward, Edgar's son and successor, of which William of Malmesbury relates
+the ensuing particulars.
+
+"King Edward being hunting in a forest neare the sea, upon the south-east
+coast of the countie of Dorset, and in the Isle of Purbecke, came neare
+unto a fair and stronge castell, seated on a little river called Corfe,
+wherein his mother-in-law, Elfrida, with her sonne Ethelred, then lived:
+the King, ever beareing a kinde affection to them, beeing soe neare, would
+needs make knowne soe much by his personall visitation; which haveing
+resolved, and beeing either of purpose or by chance, singled from his
+followers, hee rode to the Castell gate. The Queene, who long had looked
+for an opportunitie, that, by makeing him awaye, shee might make waye for
+her own sonne to the Crowne, was glad the occasion nowe offered itselfe;
+and therefore, with a modest and humble behaviour, she bade him welcome,
+desireing to enjoye his presence that night. But hee, haveing performed
+what hee purposed, and doubting his companie might find him misseing,
+tolde her, that he now intended on horseback to drink to her and his
+brother in a cuppe of wine, and soe leave her; which beeing presented unto
+him, the cuppe was no sooner at his mouth, but a knife was at his back,
+which a servant, appointed by this treacherous woman, stroke into him. The
+Kinge, finding himselfe hurt, sett spurs to his horse, thinking to recover
+his companie; but the wounde beeing deepe, and fainting through the losse
+of much blood, he felle from his horse, which dragged him by one foot
+hanging in the stirrop, untill he was left dead at Corfe gate, Anno Dom.
+979."
+
+Thus far Malmesbury: Hutchins, in his History of Dorset, relates the
+circumstances of this event in the following words:--
+
+"The first mention of this Castle in our histories, is A.D. 978, as the
+Saxon Annals (though some of our historians say 979 and 981), upon
+occasion of the barbarous murder of Edward, King of the West Saxons, son
+of King Edgar, committed here by his mother-in-law, Elfrith, or Elfrida;
+15 cal. April, in the middle of lent: The foulest deed, says the Saxon
+annalist, ever committed by the Saxons since they landed in Britain."
+
+In the reign of King Stephen, the Castle was seized by Baldwin de Rivers,
+Earl of Devon; and though the King afterwards endeavoured to dispossess
+him, his efforts were ineffectual. King John appears to have made it for
+some time his place of residence, as several writs, issued by him in the
+fifteenth and sixteenth of his reign, are dated at Corfe. On the
+coronation of Henry the Third, Peter de Mauley, the governor of the
+Castle, was summoned to attend the ceremony, and to bring with him the
+regalia, "then in his custody in this Castle wherewith he had been
+entrusted by John." The following year he delivered up the Castle to the
+King, with all the military engines, ammunition, and jewels, committed to
+his charge.--Edward the Second was removed hither from Kenelworth Castle,
+when a prisoner, by order of the Queen, and her favourite Mortimer. Henry
+the Seventh repaired the Castle for the residence of his mother, the
+Countess of Richmond, the parliament having granted 2,000l. for that
+purpose; yet it does not appear that it was ever inhabited by this
+princess. It was again repaired by Sir Christopher Hatton, and most
+probably by Sir John Bankes, whose lady became illustrious from the
+gallant manner in which she defended it from the attacks of the
+parliament's forces, in the time of Charles the First.
+
+In the year 1645 and 1646, the Castle was again besieged, or rather
+blockaded, by the parliament's forces, who obtained possession through the
+treachery of Lieutenant-Colonel Pitman, an officer of the garrison. When
+it was delivered up, the parliament ordered it to be demolished; and the
+walls and towers were undermined, and thrown down, or blown up with
+gunpowder. "Thus this ancient and magnificent fabric was reduced to a heap
+of ruins, and remains a lasting monument of the dreadful effects of
+anarchy, and the rage of civil war. The ruins are large, and allowed to be
+the noblest and grandest in the kingdom, considering the extent of the
+ground on which they stand. The vast fragments of the King's Tower, the
+round towers leaning as if ready to fall, the broken walls, and vast
+pieces of them tumbled down into the vale below, form such a scene of
+havoc and desolation, as strikes every curious spectator with horror and
+concern."[3]
+
+ [3] Hutchins's Dorset, vol. i. p. 286, 2nd edit.
+
+The tragical murder of Edward by Elfrida, at Corfe Castle, and its
+memorable defence by Lady Bankes, form two very interesting narratives in
+Hutchins's Dorset. Their details would occupy too much of our present
+sheet, although they are worth reprinting for the gratification of the
+general reader.
+
+Corfe Castle, as we have already intimated, is proposed to be
+disfranchised by the Great Reform Bill now before Parliament.
+
+A year or two hence, probably, the political consequence of the place will
+be humbled as the Castle itself!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ANCIENT PARLIAMENTS.
+
+(_To the Editor._)
+
+
+In the _Literary Magazine_ for 1792 I find the following list of
+places, which _formerly_ sent members to parliament:--
+
+ Dunstable Odiham Langport
+ Newberry Overton Montacute
+ Ely Bromyard Stoke Curcy
+ Wisbeach Ledbury Watchet
+ Polurun Ross Were
+ Egremont Berkhemstead Farnham
+ Bradnesham Stoteford Kingston upon Thames
+ Crediton Greenwich Bradford
+ Exmouth Tunbridge Mere
+ Tremington Manchester Highworth
+ Liddeford Melton Mowbray Bromsgrove
+ Modbury Spalding Dudley
+ Southmolton Waynfleet Kidderminster
+ Teignmouth Bamberg Pershore
+ Torrington Corbrigg Doncaster
+ Blandford Burford Jervale
+ Winborn Chipping Norton Pickering
+ Sherborn Doddington Ravenser
+ Milton Whitney Tykhull
+ Chelmsford Oxbridge Hallifax
+ Bere Regis Chard Whitby
+ Alresford Dunster and
+ Alton Glastonbury Leeds
+ Basingstoke
+ Fareham
+
+The three last named places were summoned during the Commonwealth--also
+Manchester;--when discontinued, not known. Greenwich was summoned 4th and
+5th of Philip and Mary; discontinued 6th of Philip and Mary. The other
+places were principally summoned and discontinued during the reigns of
+Edward the First, Second, and Third. Calais, in France, was summoned the
+27th of Henry the Eighth; discontinued 3rd of Philip and Mary.
+
+In the reign of Edward the Third, an act of Parliament, made in the reign
+of William the Conqueror, was pleaded in the case of the Abbey of St.
+Edmundsbury, and judicially allowed by the court. Hence it appears (says a
+writer on this subject) that parliaments, or general councils, are coeval
+with the kingdom itself.
+
+The first triennial parliament was in the year 1561; the first septennial
+one, in the year 1716.
+
+Henry the Eighth increased the representatives in parliament 38; Edward
+the Sixth, 44; Mary, 25; Elizabeth, 62; and James the First, 27.
+
+P.T.W.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ANCIENT BOROUGH OF LYDFORD.
+
+(_For the Mirror._)
+
+
+Lydford is a poor, decayed village, consisting of ragged cottages,
+situated about seven miles from the north of Tavistock, Devonshire. It was
+(says Britton) formerly a place of consequence; and Prince states, that
+this ancient town and borough was the largest parish in the county, or the
+kingdom, and that the whole forest of Dart belonged to it; to whose
+parson, or rector, all the tithes thereof are due. It is said that this
+town, in its best strength, was able to entertain Julius Cæsar, at his
+second arrival here in Britain; but, anno 997 it was grievously spoilt by
+the inhuman Danes. Recovering again, it had, in the days of the Conqueror,
+122 burgesses. This is still the principal town of the Stannaries, wherein
+the court is held relating to those causes. There is an ancient castle, in
+which the courts are held; and offenders against the stannary laws were
+here confined, in a dreary and dismal dungeon, which gave rise to a
+proverb--"_Lydford laws punish a criminal first, and try him
+afterwards._"
+
+It appears from the Domesday Book, that Lydford and London were rated in
+the same manner, and at the same time.
+
+Lydford formerly sent members to parliament, but was excused from this
+burden, as it was then considered, by pleading _propter paupertatem_.
+
+P.T.W.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+A WORD FOR THE READERS OF THE MIRROR.
+
+
+Cadwallader Colden, in his _Account of the Five Indian Nations of
+Canada_, says--"They think themselves by nature superior to the rest of
+mankind, and call themselves _Ongue-honwe_--that is, men surpassing
+all others. The words expressing things lately come to their knowledge are
+all compounds. They have no labials in their language, nor can they
+pronounce perfectly any word wherein there is a labial; and when one
+endeavours to teach them to pronounce these words, they tell one they
+think it ridiculous that they must _shut their lips to speak_. Their
+language abounds with gutturals and strong aspirations: these make it very
+sonorous and bold; and their speeches abound with metaphors after the
+manner of the eastern nations. Sometimes one word among them includes an
+entire definition of the thing: for example--they call wine
+_Oneharadeschoengtseragherie_, as to say, a liquor made of the juice
+of the grape."
+
+N.B. It is hoped the above _guttural_ word will not stick in the
+_throat_ of the reader.
+
+P.T.W.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+SONG.
+
+(_For the Mirror._)
+
+
+ Oh fly with me my lady love, my island home is free,
+ And its flowers will bloom more sweetly still, when gazed upon by thee;
+ Come, lady, come, the stars are bright--in all their radiant power,
+ As if they gave their fairy light to guide thee to my bower.
+
+ Oh fly with me, my little bark is waiting 'neath the steep,
+ And the midnight breeze is fresh to waft thee o'er the stilly deep;
+ Though tempests blow they should not raise thy fears, nor scathe thy form,
+ For love would hover o'er thee still, a halo in the storm.
+
+ I've found for thee, my lady love, the freshest flowing springs,
+ Whose cooling waters ever burst in crystal sparklings;
+ It is for thee my shaft will wing the wild bird in the air,
+ Or strike the swift gazelle to deck our simple mountain fare.
+
+ Oh 'tis thou canst bid my spirit throb with rapture's warmest sigh,
+ As gushing winds will make a lute's strings sleeping melody;
+ When other hopes have faded like the flow'rets of the spring,
+ Thou'lt be to me a joyous wreath for ever blossoming.
+
+ Then fly with me my lady love, my island borne is free,
+ And its flowers will bloom more sweetly still, when gazed upon by thee;
+ Come, lady, come, the stars are bright in all their radiant power,
+ As if they gave their fairy light to guide thee to my bower.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+WRITING INK.
+
+(_To the Editor._)
+
+
+I see in your admirable work one of the never ending disquisitions about
+making writing ink. As I have used as much as most people in the
+threescore and ten years of my life, and my father used perhaps three
+times as much, and we never were nor are troubled, I suppose we manage as
+well as most folks--and as it is begged of me to a great amount, I infer
+that others like it.
+
+I improve a little on my father's plan, by substituting a better vehicle,
+and the knowledge of this improvement I obtained from a lady to whom a
+Princess Esterhazy communicated it.
+
+It is so convenient, that whenever I go to Leamington, Brighton,
+Tunbridge, or such places of temporary residence, I send to a chemist's my
+recipe, reduced to the quantity of half a pint; and my ink is in use as
+soon as it comes, improving daily.
+
+My home quantities are these:
+
+ Three quarts of stale good beer, _not porter_.
+ Three quarters of a pound fresh blue Aleppo galls, beaten.
+ Four ounces of copperas.
+ Four ounces of gum Arabic in powder.
+ Two ounces of rock alum.
+
+This is kept for a week in a wide-mouthed pitcher close to the fire, never
+ON it, frequently stirred with a stick, and slightly covered with a large
+cork or tile.
+
+My small quantity is--
+
+ Half a pint of good beer.
+ Two ounces of galls.
+ Half an ounce of copperas.
+ Ditto of gum Arabic.
+ Quarter of an ounce of rock alum.
+
+It will never mould or lose its substance or colour. The large quantity
+will bear half as much beer for future use. If it thickens, thin it with
+beer.
+
+I adopt the Italian ladies' method of keeping the roving of a bit of silk
+stocking in the glass, which the pen moving, preserves the consistency of
+the liquid and keeps the fingers from it.
+
+If you have seen better ink than this, I yield my pre-eminence.[4]
+
+BLACKY.
+
+ [4] Our correspondent's communication is in appearance "full,
+ fair, and free," as all "representations" ought to be.--ED.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+SONG.
+
+(_For the Mirror._)
+
+
+ O pledge me not in sparkling wine,
+ In cups with roses bound;
+ O hail me at no festive shrine,
+ In mirth and music's sound.
+ Or if you pledge me, let it be
+ When none are by to hear,
+ And in the wine you drink to me,
+ For me let fall a tear.
+
+ Forbear to breathe in pleasure's hall,
+ A name you should forget;
+ Lest echo's faintest whisper fall
+ On her who loves thee yet.
+ Or if you name me, let it be
+ When none are by to hear;
+ And as my name is sigh'd by thee,
+ For me let fall a tear.
+
+ O think not when the harp shall sound
+ The notes we lov'd again,
+ And gentle voices breathe around,
+ I mingle in the strain.
+ Oh! only think you hear me when
+ The night breeze whispers near;
+ In hours of thought, and quiet, then
+ For me let fall a tear.
+
+ Seek me not in the mazy dance,
+ Nor let your fancy trace
+ Resemblance in a timid glance;
+ Or distant form and face.
+ But if you seek me, be it when
+ No other forms are near;
+ And while in thought we meet again,
+ For me let fall a tear.
+
+L.M.N.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+MANNERS & CUSTOMS OF ALL NATIONS.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+BULL-BAITING IN SUFFOLK.
+
+(_For the Mirror._)
+
+
+Lavenham Market-place was once considered as one of the most celebrated
+"theatres for cruel scenes" in the county of Suffolk,
+
+ "Where bulls and dogs in useless contest fought,
+ And sons of reason satisfaction sought
+ From sights would sicken Feeling's gentle heart,
+ Where want of courage barb'd Oppression's dart."[5]
+
+ [5] Ribbans's "Effusions."
+
+On every anniversary of the Popish powder-plot, it was customary here to
+bait bulls; and it was then pretty generally understood that no butcher
+could legally slaughter a bull without first baiting him; or in default of
+doing so, he must burn candles in his shop so long as a bit of the
+bull-beef remained there for sale.
+
+Whilst a bull, with false horns, has been defending himself at the stake,
+or ring, in this market-place, dogs have been seen in the streets
+quarrelling for a part of the tongue of the living bull! and daughters of
+reason have joined their treble screams to the yell of triumph when the
+bull either tossed or worried a dog, or a dog had pinned the bull, by
+fastening on his nose so desperately firm as even to suffer his limbs to
+be broken--nay, cut off--before he would let go his hold.
+
+A man (of course of the bull-dog breed), not many years since, engaged to
+attack a bull with his teeth, and so far succeeded as to deprive the
+animal of power to hurt him.
+
+In Bury, too, so late as the year 1801, a mob of "Christian savages were
+indulging in the inhuman amusement of baiting and branding a bull. The
+poor animal, who had been privately baited on the same day, burst from
+his tethers in a state of madness. He was again entangled, and, monstrous
+to relate, his hoofs were cut off, and he defended himself on his mangled,
+bleeding stumps!"
+
+The public exhibition of this most cowardly pastime is now prohibited; and
+the bull-ring was taken up, by order of Mr. Buck, out of this market-place
+about eight years back.
+
+The name of the Rev. James Buck, rector of Lavenham, deserves to stand
+recorded as one of the most indefatigable magistrates who, uniting
+authority with compassion, exerted himself to the last in the cause of
+humanity.
+
+The common arguments which have ever been adduced to show that we have
+animals bred by nature for various sports, and that the poor man has as
+great a right to his share of amusement as the rich man--that there are in
+all countries animals originally formed and carefully trained to the
+exercise of sports--must be admitted; but the Creator of Brutes and the
+Judge of Man never can behold cruelty to animals without hearing their
+cry; and although they are all evidently sent for the wise purpose of
+affording food, and of contributing to the comfort and improvement of the
+condition of man, they never were created to be abused, lacerated,
+mangled, and whilst living, cut to pieces and baited by brutes of superior
+race, depraved at heart and debased by custom.
+
+If two men choose to stand up and fib each other about (saying nothing of
+the practice), why let them do it; or if two dogs worry each other to
+death for a bone, or two cocks meet and contend for the sovereignty of a
+dunghill. In these last two cases the appearance of cruelty is out of the
+question, and how much soever we may be inclined to pity, we are entirely
+divested of the ability to blame. Dogs naturally quarrel; and any attempt
+to reform and reconcile two snarling puppies, would be as inconsistent as
+it would be foolish to abuse the nettle for stinging our flesh, or to
+upbraid the poppy for its disagreeable and choking odour.
+
+The true criterion of perfection to civilization is in proportion to the
+kind feeling entertained, and the humanity practised, towards those
+animals (in particular) which are subject to the immediate control of man.
+
+_Lavenham_.
+
+F. RIBBANS.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+THE SELECTOR, AND LITERARY NOTICES OF NEW WORKS.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE JEWS BEFORE THEIR DISPERSION.
+
+
+In our second reading of _Levi and Sarah, or the Jewish Lovers_, we
+have been struck with the following narrative of the pristine celebrity of
+this favoured people:--
+
+The most ancient of all the written histories of the human race, of their
+deeds and condition, is undoubtedly that of the people of Israel: a people
+to whom God himself was both leader and lawgiver--for whom the sea was
+divided, and the stony rocks poured forth fountains of water---whose food
+descended on them from heaven--for whom angels from above fought--and whom
+all nature cheerfully obeyed,--in short a people, who, through a course of
+many centuries, though surrounded with numerous Heathen nations, bore
+constant testimony to the existence of one God alone. It is not wonderful
+that such a people should think themselves exalted far above all others.
+Moses, the first of all instructors and legislators, desired to raise his
+people above the fate which had ruined other nations, by communicating to
+them firmness and perseverance in their adherence to such institutions, as
+should keep them a distinct nation from all others. These institutions
+were peculiarly appropriate to the time, to the situation, and the
+circumstances of the people for whom they were prescribed. It was not his
+design that the Children of Israel, when freed from their misery, after
+wandering forty years in the wilderness, should mix themselves up with the
+Heathens, and adopt their morals and principles. He desired that they
+should continue a distinct and holy people, that strangers should be
+extirpated, and their country be possessed by Jews alone. Their bounds
+were marked out by God himself, and extended from Lebanon and the
+Euphrates to the sea; and he commanded them to keep his commandments in
+the land which he had bestowed upon them, so that he alone should be their
+Lord. Hereupon, as I have before observed, Moses delivered such laws as
+were adapted to their situation. But these wanderers of the desert adhered
+not to the law delivered to them. We find even during the life of Moses
+much obstinacy, and an unbridled inclination to Heathenism was manifested,
+by their making objects of idolatrous worship. After the death of Moses,
+the seventy-two interpreters collected his doctrines; but they added to
+them some, withdrew others, and confused several, by which the pure Mosaic
+opinions must have been obscured. And we read accordingly, in the tenth
+chapter of Judges, "that the children of Israel did evil in the sight of
+the Lord." They served Baal and Ashtaroth, the deities of the Syrians and
+Moabites, and even the gods of the Philistines, whom God had commanded
+they should not serve.[6] Their hearts became hardened in their apostacy.
+The siege of Jerusalem by Nebuchadnazar, and the captivity in Babylon, had
+the most corrupting influence on the purity of the Mosaic doctrines, and
+on the laws. The original writings discovered by Hilkiah, were retrenched,
+added to, and the order of the events displaced. From the long residence
+amongst, and a great intercourse with strange people, all the frightful
+prejudices, all the fanciful dreams of our rabbins, were introduced into
+the sacred books. We learn from the second book of Chronicles, chap.
+xxxvi. verse 17, "that the king slew the young men with the sword in the
+house of the sanctuary, and had no compassion upon young man or maiden,
+old man or him that stooped for age. And all the vessels of gold, and the
+treasures of the house of the Lord, and of the king and all the princes,
+these he brought all to Babylon; and they burnt the house of God, and
+brake down the walls of Jerusalem, and burnt all the palaces thereof with
+fire."
+
+ [6] The greater part of the kings, both of Israel and of Judah,
+ served strange gods. Under Josiah, as he cleared out the
+ Temple, the book of the laws of Moses was found by Hilkiah the
+ priest, and was delivered to the king, who was much struck
+ with the threatenings it contained.
+
+During the seventy years that this captivity lasted, only a few old men
+survived who had retained any recollection of the laws of Moses. Esdras
+collected, as far as was possible, the doctrines of Moses; but they were
+mingled with too many principles which were foreign to them, and some of
+them may be traced to Zoroaster. The existence of the three sects of the
+Pharisees, the Sadducees, and Essenes, each of which give a different
+interpretation of the word of God, abundantly prove this. Hillel and
+Schamai, a little before the time of Vespasian, had a school. The Rabbi
+Jonathan Sillai, a pupil of Hillel, exalts his master by saying, "If every
+tree were a pen, and the whole ocean ink, I should not be able to describe
+the wisdom I have received from Hillel." What extravagant expressions! How
+well do they paint the fanaticism of sectarianism! It was not, however,
+long, before this blind zeal drew down on the people a punishment from
+Heaven, by the destruction of Jerusalem under the Roman chief, Titus. Read
+the work of Flavius Josephus, and you will behold the noble firmness and
+perseverance of the Israelites on one side, and on the other the
+melancholy truth, that raving enthusiasm and blind obstinacy precipitated
+the ruin of the most flourishing people in the world. The last siege and
+capture of Jerusalem will ever be memorable in the history of mankind. How
+violent was the exasperation between the two sects of the believers! What
+firmness and obstinacy in each party, who preferred death and the
+destruction of the whole nation to yielding up the smallest particle of
+their different opinions! At that time, there fell, by famine and the
+sword, more than a million of the Jews. One part of the people were left
+as food for the wild beasts of the field, whilst some were kept alive to
+grace the triumph of the victor; but that which above all moved the grief
+of the Israelites, was the destruction of that temple which had been
+erected by their own monarchs at so great an expense. Its glory has been
+described by the author already named; I find the description among my
+papers, and send it to you. You will weep as a true Israelite, and compare
+our former greatness with the degraded state to which the blindness and
+errors of our Elders have reduced us.
+
+Under Hadrian, the Jews were once more excited to a contest.[7] Bar Cochef
+announced himself as the Messias, but in the sequel 580,000 of our nation
+were destroyed, and the name of Jerusalem was changed for that of Elia.
+The emperor Julian, usually called the Apostate, in his ambition for
+future fame, ordered the Temple of Solomon to be rebuilt. But the fathers
+of the Christian Church, as well as the contemporary author Ammianus
+Marcellinus, assert that a fire, which burst forth from the ground,
+suspended the operation at its commencement.
+
+ [7] About fifty years after the destruction of Jerusalem, when the
+ great body of the Jews held the opinion that the time for the
+ appearance of their Messias had arrived, there arose this man,
+ who announced himself in that character, and called himself
+ Bar Cochef, or the "Son of a Star." He was acknowledged by
+ numbers of his people, who became his followers, declared him
+ their king, and made war upon the Romans, many of whom were
+ destroyed, both in Greece and in Africa. His power continued
+ betwixt three and four years, when the very people who had
+ supported him proclaimed him an impostor, and gave him the
+ name Bar Cosifa, or the "Son of a Lie."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ANATOMY OF SOCIETY.
+
+_By J.A. St. John, Esq._
+
+
+The title of this work leads the reader to expect a regular and connected
+series of illustrations of the constitution or frame-work of society, in
+which its scheme might be traced through the various ramifications. On the
+contrary, we have two volumes of essays of no consecutive interest, but
+well written, and in some cases abounding with turns of scholarly
+elegance. They seldom flag, or grow vapid, notwithstanding they are on
+subjects of common life and experience, upon which moralists have rung the
+changes of words for centuries past. Occasionally, however, there are some
+new positions and little conceits which have more of prettiness than truth
+to recommend them. To call Cowper's line
+
+ God made the country, but man made the town!
+
+"a piece of impious jargon" is no proof of Mr. St. John's acumen or fair
+comprehension of the poet's meaning, but accords with his unproved
+assertion "The mark of man's hand is as visible in the country as in the
+town to all those who make use of their eyes." Yet this sentiment is a
+fair specimen of the stern stuff of which Mr. St. John's creeds and
+opinions are made up.[8] Nevertheless, the volumes are entertaining, and
+in proof we have carved out a few laconic extracts:
+
+ [8] One of Mr. St. John's lines in the Essay on the Influence of
+ Great Cities (the worst in the volume,) is "The very name of
+ London sounds sweetly to me." This is not a whit better than
+ the man who thought "no garden like Covent Garden, and no
+ flower like a cauliflower." Captain Morris's "sweet shady side
+ of Pall Mall," compared to these sentiments, is a piece of
+ delicious refinement.
+
+_Love of Pleasure_.--The cause why men visit each other and converse,
+abstracting all considerations of business, seems to be simply the love of
+pleasure. This is the passion truly universal; this is the pivot upon
+which the world intellectual, as well as the world of sense, turns.
+Philosophers and saints feel it in their speculations and devotions, and
+yield to it too, in their way, as completely as the Sybaritish gourmand,
+whose stomach is his Baal and Ashtaroth. Nor is this at all surprising, in
+reality, for the gratification of this passion is _happiness_--a gem
+for which all the world search, and but few find.
+
+_Conversation_.--The persons who shine most in conversation are,
+perhaps, those who attack established opinions and usages; for there is a
+kind of splendid Quixotism in standing up, even in the advocating of
+absurdity, against the whole world.
+
+_Love_.--Do we imagine, when we open some new treatise on Love, that
+the author has discovered a fresh vein, and mined more deeply than all
+former adventurers? Not at all: we know very well that the little god has
+already usurped all beautiful epithets, all soft expressions, all
+bewitching sounds; and the utmost we expect from the skill of the writer
+is, that he has thrown all these together, so as to produce a new picture.
+Love is immortal, and does not grow wrinkled because we and our
+expressions fade. His heart is still as joyous and his foot as light as
+when he trod the green knolls of Paradise with Eve. He will be young when
+he sits upon the grave of the thousandth generation of our posterity,
+listening to the beating of his own heart, or sporting with his butterfly
+consort, as childishly as if he were no older than the daisy under his
+foot. His empire is a theme of which the tongue never grows weary, or
+utters all that seems to come quivering and gasping to the lips for
+utterance. We think, more than we ever spoke, of love; and if we have a
+curiosity when we first touch some erotic volume, it is to see whether the
+author has embodied our unutterable feelings, or divulged what we have
+never dared.
+
+_Wit in Season_.--The jest of an ex-minister is as flavourless as a
+mummy; as unintelligible as its hieroglyphical epitaph. Three days after
+his fall, his wit, under the sponge of oblivion, has grown as much a
+mystery as the name of him who built the pyramid, or the taste of Lot's
+wife.
+
+_Read my book_.--When Hobbes was at any time at a loss for arguments
+to defend his unsocial principles, _vivâ voce_, he always used to
+say--"I have published my opinions; consult my works; and, if I am wrong,
+confute me publicly." To most persons this mode of confutation was by far
+too operose; but they might have confoundedly puzzled the philosopher in
+verbal disputation.
+
+_In "Vino Veritas."_--Horace with commendation of kings--
+
+ --who never chose a friend
+ Till with full bowls they had unmasked his soul,
+ And seen the bottom of his deepest thoughts.
+
+But much dependence cannot be placed upon what is wrung out of a man under
+the influence of wine, which does not so much unveil as it disarranges our
+ideas; and, therefore, whoever contemplates the character from the
+combination of ideas produced by intoxication, views man in a false light.
+Violent anger has nearly the same effect as wine.
+
+_Cupid_--was painted blind by the ancients, to signify that the
+affections prevent the sight, not so much from perceiving outward as
+inward defects.
+
+_Character_.--Whoever would study the characters of those with whom
+he lives or converses, must keep up the appearance of a kind of
+recklessness and frivolity, for the mind closes itself up like the
+hedgehog, at the least sensible touch of observation, and will not be
+afterwards drawn out. Men have been known in the middle of a discovery of
+their character, to be stopped short by a look, which brought them to
+themselves, and traced before them in an instant the danger of their
+position and the methods of escape. A keen observer, indeed, may always
+adjust the temperature of his discourse by the faces of his auditors,
+which are saddened or brightened, like the face of the sea in April, as
+more or less of the sunshine of rhetoric breaks forth upon them.
+
+_Greatness_.--What renders it difficult for ordinary minds to
+discover a great man before he has, like a tree, put forth his blossoms,
+is the manner, various and dissimilar, in which such persons evolve their
+powers. For as in nature the finest days are sometimes in the morning
+overclouded and dark, so the developement of genius follows no rule, but
+is hastened or retarded by position and circumstance. But to a keen eye
+there always appear, even in the first obscurity of extraordinary men,
+certain internal commotions and throes, denoting some _magna vis
+animi_ at work within.
+
+_Physiognomy_.--When Atticus advised Cicero to keep strict watch over
+his face, in his first interview with Cæsar after the civil wars, he could
+not mean that he might thereby conceal his _character_ from Cæsar,
+who knew well enough what that was; but he meant, that by such precaution
+he might conceal from the tyrant his actual hatred and disgust for his
+person. Yet for the character and secret nature of a man, _fronti nulli
+fides_.
+
+_Writing_.--It was Addison, we believe, who observed of the
+schoolmen, that they had not genius enough to write a small book, and
+therefore took refuge in folios of the largest magnitude. We are getting
+as fast as possible into the predicament of the schoolmen. No one knows
+when he has written enough; but, like a player at chess, still goes on
+with the self-same ideas, merely altering their position. This must arise
+from early habits and prejudices, from having been taught to regard with
+veneration vast collections of common-places, under the titles of this or
+that man's _works_. Tacitus may be carried about in one's pocket,
+while it will very shortly require a wagon to remove Sir Walter Scott's
+labours from place to place. Voltaire's _facility_ was his greatest
+fault; better he had elaborated his periods, like Rousseau; who,
+notwithstanding, wrote too much. The latter, however, of all modern
+writers, best knew the value of his own mind. His prime of life was passed
+in vicissitude and study. He did not set himself about writing books for
+mankind, until he knew what they possessed and what they wanted. It was
+his opinion that a writer who would do any good should stand upon the
+pinnacle of his age, and from thence look into the future.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+THE NATURALIST.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+BIRDS CHANGING COLOUR.
+
+_In a letter to the Editor of the Literary Gazette_.
+
+
+Sir--Observing in the _Literary Gazette_ of last week, a notice of
+Mr. Young's account of the change of colour in the plumage of birds from
+fear, I have been induced to mention some circumstances which, among
+others, fell under my own observation, and from which I am led to conclude
+that such changes among the volatile tribes are not so rare as may be
+imagined, and are often produced by disease, as well as by other mental
+passions besides terror.
+
+Without referring to the celebrated _Jacobite_ goldfinch of Miss Cicy
+Scott, which the good old maiden of Carubber's Close affirmed became of a
+deep sable hue on the day of Charles's martyrdom--though doubtless the
+natural philosopher would have discovered in this some more efficient
+cause than respect for the royal sufferer!--I myself recollect a partial
+change in the colour of a fine green parrot, belonging to Mr. Rutherford,
+of Ladfield. Like Miss Scott, the laird of Ladfield was a stanch adherent
+of the house of Stuart, and to his dying day cherished the hope of
+beholding their restoration to the throne of Britain.
+
+In the meantime, Mr. Rutherford amused his declining years by teaching
+Charley to whistle "The king shall hae his ain again," and to gibber "Send
+the old rogue to Hanover;" for which he was always rewarded by a
+sugar-plum or a dole of wassail (Scotch short-bread). Those epicurean
+indulgences at length induced a state of obesity; and so depraved became
+the appetite of the bird, that, rejecting his natural food, he used to
+pluck out the feathers from those parts of the back within his reach, and
+bruise them with his bill, to obtain the oily substance contained in the
+quills.
+
+The feathers which grew on the denuded parts were whitish, and never
+resumed their natural hue. I often saw Charley long after the death of his
+master, and he looked as if Nature, in one of her sportive moods, had
+created him half parrot, half gosling--so strangely did his whitish back
+and tail contrast with his scarlet poll and brilliant green neck.
+
+A still more remarkable change of colour in a lark, belonging to Dr. Thos.
+Scott, of Fanash, occurred under my own eye, and which, I have no doubt,
+was produced by grief at being separated from a mavis. Their cages had
+long hung side by side in the parlour, and often had they striven to
+out-rival each other in the loudness of their song, till their minstrelsy
+became so stunning, that it was found necessary to remove the laverock to
+a drawing-room above stairs.
+
+The poor bird gradually pined, moped, and ceased its song; its eyes grew
+dim, and its plumage assumed a dullish tint, which, in less than a
+fortnight, changed to a deep black.
+
+The worthy physician watched with the eye of a naturalist this phenomenon;
+but, after awhile, fearing for the life of his favourite, he ordered it to
+be replaced alongside its companion.
+
+In a short time it resumed its spirits and its song--recommenced its
+rivalry with the mavis; but, after every moulting, the new feathers were
+always of the same coal-black colour. The mavis evinced no corresponding
+feeling of attachment--neither, so far as I recollect, missing its
+companion, nor rejoicing at its restoration.
+
+A.C. HALL.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+BATTLE OF THE CATS.
+
+(_From the "Noctes" of Blackwood._)
+
+
+_Tickler._--A Battle of Cats.
+
+ "How sweet the moonlight sleeps upon the slates!"
+
+Miss Tabitha having made an assignation with Tom Tortoiseshell, the feline
+phenomenon, they two sit curmurring, forgetful of mice and milk, of all
+but love! How meekly mews the Demure, relapsing into that sweet
+under-song--the Purr! And how curls Tom's whiskers like those of a Pashaw!
+The point of his tail--and the point only is alive--insidiously turning
+itself, with serpent-like seduction, towards that of Tabitha, pensive as a
+nun. His eyes are rubies, hers emeralds--as they should be--his lightning,
+hers lustre--for in her sight he is the lord, and in his, she is the lady
+of creation.
+
+_North._--
+
+ "O happy love! when love like this is found;--
+ O heartfelt raptures! blessed beyond compare!
+ I've paced much this weary mortal round,
+ And sage experience bids me this declare.--
+ If earth a draught of heavenly pleasure share,
+ One cordial in this melancholy vale,
+ 'Tis when a youthful, loving, modest pair,
+ In others arms breathe out the tender tale"--
+
+_Shepherd._--The last line wunna answer--
+
+ "Beneath the milk-white thorn that scents the evening gale"
+
+_Tickler._--Woman or cat,--she who hesitates, is lost. But Diana,
+shining in heaven, the goddess of the Silver Bow, sees the peril of poor
+Pussy, and interposes her celestial aid to save the vestal. An enormous
+grimalkin, almost a wild cat, comes rattling along the roof, down from the
+chimney-top, and Tom Tortoiseshell, leaping from love to war, tackles to
+the Red Rover in single combat. Sniff--snuff--splutter--squeak--squall
+--caterwaul--and throttle!
+
+_North._--Where are the following lines?
+
+ "From the soft music of the spinning purr,
+ When no stiff hair disturbs the glossy fur,
+ The whining wail so piteous and so faint,
+ When through the house Puss moves with long complaint,
+ To that unearthly throttling caterwaul,
+ When feline legions storm the midnight wall,
+ And chant, with short snuff and alternate hiss,
+ The dismal song of hymeneal bliss"--
+
+_Shepherd._--Wheesht, North, wheesht.
+
+_Tickler._--Over the eaves sweeps the hairy hurricane. Two cats in
+one--like a prodigious monster with eight legs and a brace of heads and
+tails--and through among the lines on which clothes are hanging in the
+back-green, and which break the fall, the dual number plays squelch on the
+miry herbage.
+
+_Shepherd._--A pictur o' a back-green in fowre words. I see it and
+them.
+
+_Tickler._--The four-story fall has given them fresh fury and more
+fiery life. What tails!--each as thick as my arm, and rustling with
+electricity like the northern streamers. The Red Rover is generally
+uppermost--but not always, for Tom has him by the jugular like a very
+bulldog--and his small, sharp, tiger-teeth, entangled in the fur, pierce
+deeper and deeper into the flesh--while Tommy keeps tearing away at his
+rival, as if he would eat his way into his wind-pipe. Heavier than Tom
+Tortoiseshell is the Red Rover by a good many pounds;--but what is weight
+to elasticity--what is body to soul? In the long tussle, the hero ever
+vanquishes the ruffian--as the Cock of the North the Gander.
+
+_North_ (_bowing_).--Proceed.
+
+_Tickler._--Cats' heads are seen peering over the tops of walls, and
+then their lengthening bodies, running crouchingly along the copestones,
+with pricked-up ears and glaring eyes, all attracted towards one common
+centre--the back-green of the inextinguishable battle. Some dropping, and
+some leaping down, from all altitudes--lo! a general _melée_! For
+Tabitha, having through a skylight forced her way down stairs, and out of
+the kitchen-window into the back-area, is sitting pensively on the steps,
+
+ "And like another Helen fires another Troy."
+
+Detachments come wheeling into the field of battle from all imaginable and
+unimaginable quarters;--and you now see before you all the cats in
+Edinburgh, Stockbridge, and the suburbs--about as many, I should suppose,
+as the proposed constituents of our next city member.
+
+_Shepherd._--The Town-Council are naething to them in nummers. The
+back-green's absolutely composed o' cats.
+
+_Tickler._--Up fly a thousand windows from ground-flat to attic, and
+what an exhibition of night-caps! Here elderly gentlemen, apparently in
+their shirts, with head night-gear from Kilmarnock, worthy of Tappitoury's
+self,--behind them their wives--grandmothers at the least--poking their
+white faces, like those of sheeted corpses, over the shoulders of the
+fathers of their numerous progeny--there chariest maids, prodigal enough
+to unveil their beauties to the moon, yet, in their alarm, folding the
+frills of their chemises across their bosoms--and lo! yonder the Captain
+of the Six Feet Club, with his gigantic shadow frightening that pretty
+damsel back to her couch, and till morning haunting her troubled dreams.
+"Fire! Fire!" "Murder! Murder!" is the cry--and there is wrath and
+wonderment at the absence of the police-officers and engines. A most
+multitudinous murder is in process of perpetration there--but as yet fire
+is there none; when lo! and hark! the flash and peal of musketry---and
+then the music of the singing slugs slaughtering the Catti, while bouncing
+up into the air, with Tommy Tortoise clinging to his carcass, the Red
+Rover yowls wolfishly to the moon, and then descending like lead into the
+stone area, gives up his nine-ghosts, never to chew cheese more, and dead
+as a herring. In mid-air the Phenomenon had let go his hold, and seeing it
+in vain to oppose the yeomanry, pursues Tabitha, the innocent cause of all
+this woe, into the coal-cellar, and there, like Paris and Helen,
+
+ "When first entranced, in Cranae's Isle they lay,
+ Lip press'd to lip, and breathed their souls away,"
+
+entitled but not tempted to look at a king, the peerless pair begin to
+purr and play in that subterranean paradise, forgetful of the pile of
+cat-corpses that in that catastrophe was heaped half-way up the
+currant-bushes on the walls, so indiscriminate had been the Strages. All
+undreamed of by them the beauty of the rounded moon, now hanging over the
+city, once more steeped in stillness and in sleep!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+FROM THE SPANISH.
+
+
+ "That much a widowed wife will moan,
+ When her old husband's dead and gone,
+ I may conceive it;
+ But that she won't be brisk and gay,
+ If another offer the next day:
+ I won't believe it.
+
+ "That Cloris will repeat to me,
+ Of all men, I adore but thee,
+ I may conceive it;
+ But that she has not often sent
+ To fifty more the compliment,
+ I won't believe it.
+
+ "That Celia will accept the choice
+ Elected by her parents' voice,
+ I may conceive it;
+ But that, as soon as all is over,
+ She won't elect a younger lover,
+ I won't believe it.
+
+ "That when she sees her marriage gown,
+ Inez will modestly look down,
+ I may conceive it;
+ But that she does not from that hour,
+ Resolve to amplify her power,
+ I won't believe it.
+
+ "That a kind husband to his wife,
+ Permits each pleasure of this life,
+ I may conceive it;
+ But that the man so blind should be
+ As not to see what all else see,
+ I won't believe it.
+
+ "That in a mirror young coquets
+ Should study all their traps and nets,
+ I may conceive it;
+ But that the mirror, above all,
+ Should be the object principal,
+ I won't believe it."
+
+_Fraser's Magazine._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE SLAVE SHIP, A GALLEY YARN.
+
+
+ Come all you gallant sailors bold, that to the seas belong,
+ Oh listen unto me, my boys, while I recount my song;
+ 'Tis concerning of an action that was fought the other day,
+ By the saucy little Primrose, on the coast of Africa.
+
+ One evening, while we the deep with gentle breezes plough,
+ A sail is seen from our mast-head, hard on the weather bow;
+ The gloom of night now coming on, of her we soon lose sight,
+ But down she bears, about five bells, as if prepared for fight.
+
+ Yet here she overreach'd herself, and prov'd she was mistaken,
+ Thinking by passing in the dark, that she could save her bacon;
+ For British tars don't lose a prize, by fault in looking out,
+ So we brought her to, with much ado, at eleven o'clock about.
+
+ All hands were call'd to quarters, our guns were clear'd away,
+ And every man within the ship, was anxious for the fray:
+ Our first lieutenant went on board, her hold to overhaul,
+ And found them training of their guns, to the boatswain's pipe and call.
+
+ To get near the main hatchway, our officer contrives,
+ But some ruffian-looking rascals surrounded him with knives;
+ For well they knew we peace must keep, unless that we could tell
+ That slaves were actually on board, detecting them by smell.
+
+ Striving this object to attain, he firm resistance met,
+ So then return'd on board in haste, fresh orders for to get;
+ Says he, "It is a spanking ship, I'm sure that she has slaves,
+ And bears from sacred house and home, the wretches o'er the waves."
+
+ "Oh! very well!" our captain cries, "for her we will lie by,
+ And on the morrow's coming dawn, a palaver we will try;
+ For should we now attempt to make a pell-mell night attack,
+ I fear our fight would heavy fall upon the harmless black."
+
+ So early the next morning, we gently edged away,
+ Our captain hail'd the stranger ship, and unto her did say--
+ "If you don't send your boat on board, and act as I desire,
+ Although you bear the flag of Spain, into your hull I'll fire."
+
+ The Slaver swore that all our threats should not his courage scare,
+ And that th' assault of such a sloop was quite beneath his care:
+ Our captain calls, "Stand by, my lads! and when I give the word,
+ We slap off two smart broadsides, and run her right on board."
+
+ The signal then was given, a rattler we let fly,
+ And many a gloomy Spaniard upon her decks did die:
+ "Now fire again! my British boys, repeat the precious dose,
+ For round and grape, when plied so well, they cannot long oppose."
+
+ Now peals the roar of battle strife, now British hearts expand,
+ And now the anxious sailor pants to combat hand to hand;
+ With grapnels and with hawsers, we lash'd her to our beam,
+ Although the muzzles of our guns did o'er our bulwarks gleam.
+
+ "Away, my men!" the captain cries, "'tis just the time to board,"
+ Upon her decks we jump'd amain, with tomahawk and sword;
+ The conflict now was sharp and fierce, for clemency had fled,
+ And streams of gore mark'd every blow--the dying and the dead.
+
+ Our captain heads the daring band, to make the Velos strike,
+ But soon received a dangerous thrust, from a well-hove boarding pike.
+ We thought 'twas all "clue up" with him, although he cheered us on,
+ And we determined, every man, the Slaver should be won.
+
+ We beat them on the main deck, till they could no longer stand,
+ When our leader sings out "Quarter!" some mercy to command;
+ But now the sherry which we made, with panic fill'd the horde,
+ For some dived down the hatchways, and some leap'd overboard.
+
+ Close to their scudding heels our lads did their attentions pay,
+ Cutlass in hand, to hold their own--to capture more than slay;
+ Through slippery gore we fought our way, the quarter-deck to gain,
+ And in loud cheers her mizen peak soon lost the flag of Spain.
+
+ Our prize we found was frigate-built, from Whydah she sail'd out,
+ With near six hundred slaves on board, and eight score seamen stout;
+ Equipp'd with stores of every sort, the missile war to wage,
+ And twenty long guns through her ports seem'd frowning to engage.
+
+ Of those that were made prisoners, they all were put abaft,
+ And we with well-arm'd sentinels paraded fore and aft;
+ We pick'd up all the slaughter'd men, and hove them in the deep,
+ Where, full in number fifty, they take their final sleep.
+
+ And twenty more disabled Dons, with eyelet holes and scars,
+ Were treated by our surgeon the same as our own tars;
+ For when they struck no time was lost, to the Primrose they were sent,
+ And arms and legs, and broken heads, strict ordeal underwent.
+
+ Our chief was badly wounded, likewise the master too,
+ One midshipman, the boatswain, and nine of our ship's crew;
+ Besides three seamen killed outright, who thus resign'd their breath,
+ And in the hour of vict'ry gained a patriotic death.
+
+ So now my story to conclude, although beyond my might,--
+ I write these lines to let you know, how loyal tars can fight;
+ So toast the health of those brave lads that bore the palm away,
+ And beat the Spanish ship Velos on the coast of Africa.
+
+_United Service Journal._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+SPIRIT OF DISCOVERY.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+VENTRILOQUISM.
+
+
+The art of the ventriloquist is well known: it consists in making his
+auditors believe that words and sounds proceed from certain persons and
+certain objects in his vicinity, while they are uttered by himself; and it
+is founded on that property of sound in virtue of which the human ear is
+unable to judge with any accuracy of the direction in which sounds reach
+it. This incapacity of the ear is the fertile source of many of those
+false judgments which impress a supernatural character upon sounds that
+have a fixed locality and a physical origin.--We know of a case, where a
+sort of hollow musical sound, originating within three or four feet of the
+ears of two persons in bed, baffled for months every attempt to ascertain
+its cause. Sometimes it seemed to issue from the roof, sometimes from a
+neighbouring apartment, but never from the spot from which it really came.
+Its supposed localities were carefully examined, but no cause for its
+production could be ascertained. Though it was always heard by both
+persons together, it was never heard when A. alone was in the apartment,
+and the time of its occurrence depended on the presence of B. This
+connected it with his destiny, and the imagination was not slow in turning
+the discovery to its own purposes. An event, however, which might never
+have occurred in the life-time of either party, revealed the real cause of
+the sound, the locality of which was never afterwards mistaken.
+
+In order to understand what part this indecision of the ear performs in
+the feats of the ventriloquist, let the reader suppose two men placed
+before him in the open air, at the distance of one hundred feet, and
+standing close together. If they speak in succession, and if he does not
+know their voices, or see their lips move, he will be unable to tell which
+of them it is that speaks. If a man and a child are now placed so near the
+auditor that he can distinguish, without looking at them, the direction of
+the sounds which they utter, that is, whether the sound comes from the
+right or the left hand person, let the man be supposed capable of speaking
+in the voice of a child. When the man speaks in the language and the
+accents of the child, the auditor will suppose that the child is the
+speaker, although his ear could distinguish, under ordinary circumstances,
+that the sound came from the man. The knowledge conveyed to him by his ear
+is, in this case, made to yield to the more forcible conviction that the
+language and accents of a child could come only from the child; this
+conviction would be still further increased if the child should use
+gestures, or accommodate his features to the childish accents uttered by
+the man. If the man were to speak in his own character and his own voice,
+while the child exhibited the gestures and assumed the features which
+correspond with the words uttered, the auditor might be a little puzzled;
+but we are persuaded that the exhibition made to the eye would overpower
+his other sources of knowledge, and that he would believe the accents of
+the man to be uttered by the child: we suppose, of course, that the
+auditor is not allowed to observe the _features_ of the person who
+speaks.
+
+In this case the man has performed the part of a ventriloquist, in so far
+as he imitated accurately the accents of the child; but the auditor could
+not long be deceived by such a performance. If the man either hid his face
+or turned his back upon the auditor when he was executing his imitation, a
+suspicion would immediately arise, the auditor would attend more
+diligently to the circumstances of the exhibition, and would speedily
+detect the imposition. It is absolutely necessary, therefore, that the
+ventriloquist shall possess another art, namely, that of speaking without
+moving his lips or the muscles of his face: how this is effected, and how
+the art is acquired, we do not certainly know; but we believe that it is
+accomplished by the muscles of the throat, assisted by the action of the
+tongue upon the palate, the teeth, and the inside of the lips--all of them
+being movements which are perfectly compatible with the immutability of
+the lips themselves, and the absolute expression of silence in the
+countenance. The sounds thus uttered are necessarily of a different
+character from those which are produced by the organs of speech when
+unimpeded, and this very circumstance gives double force to the deception,
+especially when the ventriloquist artfully presents the contrast to his
+auditor by occasionally speaking with his natural voice. If he carries in
+his hand those important personages Punch and Judy, and makes their
+movements even tolerably responsive to the sentiment of the dialogue, the
+spectator will be infinitely more disposed to refer the sounds to the
+lantern jaws and the timber lips of the puppets than to the conjurer
+himself, who presents to them the picture of absolute silence and repose.
+
+Mr. Dugald Stewart, who has written an interesting article on
+ventriloquism in the appendix to the third volume of the "Elements of the
+Philosophy of the Human Mind," has, we think, taken a very imperfect view
+of the subject. He not only doubts the fact, that ventriloquists possess
+the power of fetching a voice from within, but "he cannot conceive what
+aid the ventriloquist could derive in the exercise of his art from such an
+extraordinary power, if it were really in his possession." He expresses
+himself "fully satisfied, that the imagination alone of the spectators,
+when skilfully managed, may be rendered subservient in a considerable
+degree to the purposes of the ventriloquist;" and he is rather inclined to
+think, that "when seconded by such powers of imitation as some mimics
+possess, it is quite sufficient to account for all the phenomena of
+ventriloquism of which we have heard."
+
+From these observations it would appear, that Mr. Stewart had never
+witnessed those feats of the ventriloquist where his face is distinctly
+presented to the audience--a case in which he must necessarily speak
+_from within_. But independent of this fact, it is very obvious that
+there are many imitations, especially those of the cries of particular
+animals, and of sounds of a high pitch, which cannot be performed _pleno
+ore_, by the ordinary modes of utterance, but which require for their
+production that very faculty, of which Mr. Stewart doubts the existence.
+Such sounds are necessarily produced by the throat, without requiring the
+use of the mouth and lips; and the deception actually depends on the
+difference between such sounds, and those which are generated by the
+ordinary modes of utterance.
+
+The _art_ of ventriloquism, therefore, consists in the power of
+imitating all kinds of sound, not only in their ordinary character, but as
+modified by distance, obstructions, and other causes; and also in the
+power of executing those imitations by muscular exertions which cannot be
+seen by the spectators. But these powers, to whatever degree of perfection
+they may be possessed, would be of no avail if it were not for the
+incapacity of the ear to distinguish the directions of sounds--an
+incapacity not arising from any defect in the organ itself, but from the
+very nature of sound. If sound were propagated in straight lines, like
+light, and if the ear appreciated the direction of the one, as the eye
+does that of the other, the ventriloquist would exercise in vain all the
+powers of imitation and of internal utterance. Even in the present
+constitution of the ear, his art has its limits, beyond which he must be
+cautious of pushing it, unless he calls to his aid another principle,
+which, we believe, has not yet been tried. In order to explain this, we
+shall analyze some of the most common feats of ventriloquism. When M.
+Fitzjames imitated the watchman crying the hour in the street, and
+approaching nearer and nearer the house, till he came opposite the window,
+he threw up the window-sash, and asked the hour, which was immediately
+answered in the same tone, but clearer and louder; and upon shutting the
+window, the watchman's voice became less audible, and all at once very
+faint, when the ventriloquist called out, in his own voice, that he had
+turned the corner. Now, as the artist was stationed at the window, and as
+the sound from a real watchman must necessarily have entered by the
+window, the difference between the two directions was considerably less
+than that which the ear is unable to appreciate. Had the ventriloquist
+stood at one window, and tried to make the sound of a watchman's voice
+enter _another_ window, he would have failed in his performance,
+because the difference of the two directions was too great. In like
+manner, when M. Alexandre introduced a boy from the street, and made him
+sing from his stomach the song of Malbrook, he placed his head as near as
+possible to the boy's chest, under the pretence of listening, whereas the
+real object of it was to assimilate as much as possible the true and the
+fictitious direction of the sounds. Had he placed the boy at the distance
+of six or eight feet, the real singer would have been soon detected.
+
+We have made several experiments with a view of determining the angle of
+uncertainty, or the angle within which the ear cannot discover the
+direction of sounds; but this is not easily done, for it varies with the
+state of the air and of surrounding objects. If the air is perfectly pure,
+and if no objects surround the sounding body, the angle of uncertainty
+will be less than under any other circumstances, as the sound suffers
+neither deviation nor reflection. If the sounding body is encircled with
+objects which reflect sound, the echoes arrive at the ear, at short
+distances, nearly at the same time with the direct sound; and as they form
+a single sound, the angle of uncertainty must then be much greater, for
+the sound really arrives at the ear from various quarters. The
+ventriloquist, therefore, might avail himself of this principle, and
+choose an apartment in which the reverberations from its different sides
+multiply the directions of the sounds which he utters, and thus facilitate
+his purpose of directing the imagination of his audience to the object
+from which he wishes these sounds to be thought to proceed.
+
+_Quarterly Review._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+THE GATHERER.
+
+ A snapper up of unconsidered trifles.
+
+SHAKSPEARE.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+EPITAPH ON STERNE.
+
+
+ How often wrongs our nomenclature,
+ How our names differ from our nature,
+ 'Tis easy to discern:
+ "Here lies the quintessence of wit,
+ For mirth and humour none so fit,
+ And yet men call him--Stern--e!"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+LADIES FORMERLY IN PARLIAMENT.
+
+(_For the Mirror._)
+
+
+Gurdon, in his _Antiquities of Parliaments_, says, "The ladies of
+birth and quality sat in council with the Saxon Wita's." "The Abbess Hilda
+(says Bede,) presided in an ecclesiastical synod."
+
+"In Wighfred's great council at Beconceld, A.D. 694, the abbesses sat and
+deliberated, and five of them signed the decrees of that council along
+with the king, bishops, and nobles."
+
+"King Edgar's charter to the Abbey of Crowland, A.D. 961, was with the
+consent of the nobles and abbesses, who subscribed the charter."
+
+"In Henry the Third's and Edward the First's time, four abbesses were
+summoned to parliament, viz. of Shaftesbury, Berking, St. Mary of
+Winchester, and of Wilton."
+
+"In the 35th of Edward III. were summoned by writ to parliament, to appear
+there by their proxies, viz. Mary Countess of Norfolk, Alienor Countess of
+Ormond, Anna Despenser, Phillippa Countess of March, Johanna Fitz Water,
+Agneta Countess of Pembroke, Mary de St. Paul Countess of Pembroke,
+Margaret de Roos, Matilda Countess of Oxford, Catherine Countess of Athol.
+These ladies were called _Ad Colloquium et Tractatum_, by their
+proxies, a privilege peculiar to the peerage to appear and act by proxy."
+
+P.T.W.
+
+N.B. They no doubt _manfully asserted_ their _colloquial
+rights_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+FASTING.
+
+_From a very old work, "Noble Numbers."_
+
+
+ Is this a feast to keep,
+ The larder leane,
+ And clean,
+ From fat of veales and sheep?
+
+ Is it to quit the dish
+ Of flesh yet still
+ To fill
+ The platter high with _fish_?
+
+ Is it to fast an _hour_,
+ Or, ragged to go
+ Or show
+ A downcast look or snore?
+
+ No, 'tis a fast to dole
+ Thy sheaf of wheat
+ And meat
+ Unto the hungry soul.
+
+ It is to fast from strife,
+ From old debate
+ And hate;
+ To circumcise thy life.
+
+ To show a heart grief rent,
+ To _starve_ thy sin,
+ Not bin;
+ And _that's to keep_ thy Lent.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ANNUAL OF SCIENCE.
+
+
+This Day is published, price 5s.
+
+ARCANA of SCIENCE, and ANNUAL REGISTER of the USEFUL ARTS for 1831.
+
+Comprising POPULAR INVENTIONS, IMPROVEMENTS, and DISCOVERIES Abridged from
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+year. With several Engravings.
+
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+
+"An annual register of new inventions and improvements in a popular form
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+
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+
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