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+<div>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 12761 ***</div>
+
+<h1>BLACKWOOD'S EDINBURGH MAGAZINE</h1>
+<hr />
+
+<h2>NO. CCCXXIX. MARCH, 1843. VOL. LIII.</h2>
+<hr class="full" />
+
+<h2>CONTENTS.</h2>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="#bw329s1">AMMAL&Aacute;T BEK. A TRUE TALE OF THE CAUCASUS FROM THE RUSSIAN OF MARL&Iacute;NSKI</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bw329s2">POEMS AND BALLADS OF SCHILLER.&mdash;NO. VI.</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bw329s3">CALEB STUKELY. PART XII.</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bw329s4">IMAGINARY CONVERSATION. BY WALTER SAVAGE LANDOR. SANDT AND KOTZEBUE</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bw329s5">THE JEWELLER'S WIFE. A PASSAGE IN THE CAREER OF EL EMPECINADO</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bw329s6">THE TALE OF A TUB: AN ADDITIONAL CHAPTER&mdash;HOW JACK RAN MAD A SECOND TIME</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bw329s7">PAUL DE KOCKNEYISMS, BY A COCKNEY</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bw329s8">THE WORLD OF LONDON. SECOND SERIES. PART III.</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bw329s9">THE LOST LAMB. BY DELTA</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bw329s10">COMTE</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bw329-footnotes">[FOOTNOTES]</a>.</li>
+</ul>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+<a class="pagenum" name="page281" id="page281" title="page281"></a>
+<a name="bw329s1" id="bw329s1"></a>
+<h2>AMMAL&Aacute;T BEK.</h2>
+
+<h3>A TRUE TALE OF THE CAUCASUS.</h3>
+
+<p>TRANSLATED FROM THE RUSSIAN OF MARL&Iacute;NSKI. BY THOMAS B. SHAW, B.A.
+OF CAMBRIDGE, ADJUNCT PROFESSOR OF ENGLISH LITERATURE IN THE IMPERIAL
+LYCEUM OF TSARSKO&Euml; SELO.</p>
+
+<h3>THE TRANSLATOR'S PREFACE.</h3>
+
+<p>The English mania for travelling, which supplies our continental neighbours
+with such abundant matter for wonderment and witticism, is of no very
+recent date. Now more than ever, perhaps, does this passion seem to possess
+us:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>&quot;&mdash;&mdash;tenet insanabile multos</p>
+<p><i>Terrarum</i> <span lang="EL" title="kakoithes">&kappa;&alpha;&kappa;&omicron;&eta;&theta;&epsilon;&sigmaf;</span>, et &aelig;gro in corde senescit:&quot;</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>when the press groans with &quot;Tours,&quot; &quot;Trips,&quot; &quot;Hand-books,&quot; &quot;Journeys,&quot;
+&quot;Visits.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>In spite of this, it is as notorious as unaccountable, that England knows
+very little, or at least very little correctly, of the social condition, manners,
+and literature of one of the most powerful among her continental sisters.</p>
+
+<p>The friendly relations between Great Britain and Russia, established in the
+reign of Edward V., have subsisted without interruption since that epoch, so
+auspicious to both nations: the bond of amity, first knit by Chancellor in 1554,
+has never since been relaxed: the two nations have advanced, each at its own
+pace, and by its own paths, towards the sublime goal of improvement and
+civilization&mdash;have stood shoulder to shoulder in the battle for the weal and
+liberty of mankind.</p>
+
+<p>It is, nevertheless, as strange as true, that the land of Alfred and Elizabeth
+is yet but imperfectly acquainted with the country of Peter and of Catharine.
+The cause of this ignorance is assuredly not to be found in any indifference
+or want of curiosity on the part of English travellers. There is no lack of
+pilgrims annually leaving the bank of Thames,</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>&quot;With cockle hat and staff,</p>
+<p class="i2">With gourd and sandal shoon;&quot;</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>armed duly with note-book and &quot;patent Mordan,&quot; directing their wandering
+steps to the shores of Ingria, or the gilded cupolas of Moscow. But a very
+<a class="pagenum" name="page282" id="page282" title="page282"></a>short residence in the empire of the Tsar will suffice to convince a foreigner
+how defective, and often how false, is the information given by travellers respecting
+the social and national character of the Russians. These abundant
+and singular misrepresentations are not, of course, voluntary; and it may not
+be useless to point out their principal sources.</p>
+
+<p>The chief of these is, without doubt, the difficulty and novelty of the language,
+and the unfortunate facility of travelling over the beaten track&mdash;from
+St Petersburg to Moscow, and from Moscow, perhaps, to Nijny N&oacute;vgorod, without
+any acquaintance with that language. The foreigner may enjoy, during a
+visit of the usual duration, the hospitality for which the higher classes are so
+justly celebrated; but his association with the nobility will be found an absolute
+obstacle to the making even a trifling progress in the Russian language;
+which, though now regaining a degree of attention from the elevated
+classes,<a name="footnotetag1" id="footnotetag1"></a><a href="#footnote1"><sup>1</sup></a>
+too long denied to it by those with whom their native tongue <i>was</i> an unfashionable
+one&mdash;he would have no occasion at all to speak, and not even very
+frequent opportunities of hearing.</p>
+
+<p>But even in those rare cases where the stranger united to a determination
+to study the noble and interesting language of the country, an intention of
+remaining here long enough to learn it, he was often discouraged by the belief,
+that the literature was too poor to repay his time and labour. Besides,
+the Russian language has so little relation to the other European tongues&mdash;it
+stands so much alone, and throws so little direct light upon any of them, that
+another obstacle was thrown into his way.</p>
+
+<p>The acquisition of any one of that great family of languages, all derived,
+more or less remotely, from the Latin, which extends over the whole south
+and west of Europe, cannot fail to cast a strong light upon the other cognate
+dialects; as the knowledge of any one of the Oriental tongues facilitates,
+nay almost confers, a mastery over the thousand others, which are less languages
+of distinct type than dialects of the same speech, offshoots from the
+same stock.</p>
+
+<p>Add to this, the extraordinary errors and omissions which abound in every
+disquisition hitherto published in French, English, and German periodicals
+with regard to Russian literature, and deform those wretched rags of translation
+which are all that has been hitherto done towards the reproduction, in
+our own language, of the literature of Russia. These versions were made by
+persons utterly unacquainted with the country, the manners, and the people, or
+made after the Russian had been distilled through the alembic of a previous
+French or German translation.</p>
+
+<p>Poetry naturally forces its way into the notice of a foreign nation sooner
+than prose; but it is, nevertheless, rather singular than honourable to the
+literary enterprise of England, that the present is the first attempt to introduce
+to the British public any work of Russian Prose Fiction whatever, with any
+thing like a reasonable selection of subject and character, at least <i>directly</i> from
+the original language.</p>
+
+<p>The two volumes of Translations published by Bowring, under the title of
+&quot;Russian Anthology,&quot; and consisting chiefly of short lyric pieces, would appear
+at first sight an exception to that indifference to the productions of Russian
+genius of which we have accused the English public; and the popularity
+of that collection would be an additional encouragement to the hope, that our
+charge may be, if not ill-founded, at least exaggerated.</p>
+
+<p>We are willing to believe, that the degree&mdash;if we are rightly informed, no
+slight one&mdash;of interest with which these volumes were welcomed in England,
+was sufficient to blind their readers to the extreme incompetency with which
+the translations they contained were executed.</p>
+
+<p>It is always painful to find fault&mdash;more painful to criticise with severity&mdash;the
+work of a person whose motive was the same as that which actuates the present
+<a class="pagenum" name="page283" id="page283" title="page283"></a>publication; but when the gross unfaithfulness<a
+name="footnotetag2" id="footnotetag2"></a><a href="#footnote2"><sup>2</sup></a> exhibited in the versions
+in question tends to give a false and disparaging idea of the value and the tone
+of Russian poetry, we may be excused for our apparent uncourteousness in
+thus pointing out their defects.</p>
+
+<p>It will not, we trust, be considered out of place to give our readers a brief
+sketch of the history of the Russian literature; the origin, growth, and fortunes
+of which are marked by much that is peculiar. In doing this we shall
+content ourselves with noting, as briefly as possible, the events which preceded
+and accompanied the birth of letters in Russia, and the evolution of a literature
+not elaborated by the slow and imperceptible action of time, but bursting,
+like the armed Pallas, suddenly into light.</p>
+
+<p>In performing this task, we shall confine our attention solely to the department
+of Prose Fiction, looking forward meanwhile with anxiety, though not
+without hope, to a future opportunity of discussing more fully the intellectual
+annals of Russia.</p>
+
+<p>In the year of redemption 863, two Greeks of Thessalonika, Cyril<a
+name="footnotetag3" id="footnotetag3"></a><a href="#footnote3"><sup>3</sup></a> and
+Methodius, sent by Michael, Emperor of the East, conferred the precious
+boon of alphabetic writing upon Kostisl&aacute;ff, Sviatop&oacute;lk, and K&oacute;tsel, then chiefs
+of the Moravians.</p>
+
+<p>The characters they introduced were naturally those of the Greek alphabet,
+to which they were obliged, in order to represent certain sounds which do not
+occur in the Greek language,<a name="footnotetag4" id="footnotetag4"></a><a href="#footnote4"><sup>4</sup></a> to add a number of other signs borrowed from
+the Hebrew, the Armenian, and the Coptic. So closely, indeed, did this alphabet,
+called the Cyrillian, follow the Greek characters, that the use of the
+aspirates was retained without any necessity.</p>
+
+<p>These characters (with the exception of a few which are omitted in the Russian)
+varied surprisingly little in their form,<a name="footnotetag5" id="footnotetag5"></a><a href="#footnote5"><sup>5</sup></a> and perhaps without any change
+whatever in their vocal value, compose the modern alphabet of the Russian language;
+an examination of which would go far, in our opinion, to settle the
+long agitated question respecting the ancient pronunciation of the classic languages,
+particularly as Cyril and his brother adapted the Greek alphabet to a
+language totally foreign from, and unconnected with, any dialect of Greek.</p>
+
+<p>In this, as in all other languages, the translation of the Bible is the first
+monument and model of literature. This version was made by Cyril immediately
+after the composition of the alphabet. The language spoken at Thessalonika
+was the Servian: but from the immense number of purely Greek
+words which occur in the translation, as well as from the fact of the version
+<a class="pagenum" name="page284" id="page284" title="page284"></a>being a strictly literal one, it is probable that the Scriptures were not translated
+into any specific spoken dialect at all; but that a kind of <i>mezzo-termine</i>
+was selected&mdash;or rather formed&mdash;for the purpose. What we have advanced
+derives a still stronger degree of probability from the circumstance, that the
+Slavonic Bible follows the Greek <i>construction</i>. This Bible, with slight changes
+and corrections produced by three or four revisions made at different periods,
+is that still employed by the Russian Church; and the present spoken language
+of the country differs so widely from it, that the Slavonian of the
+Bible forms a separate branch of education to the priests and to the upper
+classes&mdash;who are instructed in this <i>dead</i> language, precisely as an Italian must
+study Latin in order to read the Bible.</p>
+
+<p>Above the sterile and uninteresting desert of early Russian history, towers,
+like the gigantic Sphynx of Ghizeh over the sand of the Thebaid, one colossal
+figure&mdash;that of Vlad&iacute;mir Sviatosl&aacute;vitch; the first to surmount the bloody
+splendour of the Great Prince's bonnet<a name="footnotetag6" id="footnotetag6"></a><a href="#footnote6"><sup>6</sup></a> with the mildly-radiant Cross of
+Christ.</p>
+
+<p>From the conversion to Christianity of Vlad&iacute;mir and his subjects&mdash;passing
+over the wild and rapacious dominion of the Tartar hordes, which lasted for
+about 250 years&mdash;we may consider two languages, essentially distinct, to have
+been employed in Russia till the end of the 17th century&mdash;the one the written
+or learned, the other the spoken language.</p>
+
+<p>The former was the Slavonian into which the Holy Scriptures were translated:
+and this remained the learned or official language for a long period.
+In this&mdash;or in an imitation of this, effected with various degrees of success&mdash;were
+compiled the different collections of Monkish annals which form the
+treasury whence future historians were to select their materials from among
+the valuable, but confused accumulations of facts; in this the solemn acts of
+Government, treaties, codes, &amp;c., were composed; and the few writings which
+cannot be comprised under the above classes<a name="footnotetag7" id="footnotetag7"></a><a href="#footnote7"><sup>7</sup></a> were naturally compiled in the
+language, emphatically that of the Church and of learning.</p>
+
+<p>The sceptre of the wild Tartar Khans was not, as may be imagined, much
+allied to the pen; the hordes of fierce and greedy savages which overran,
+like the locusts of the Apocalypse, for two centuries and a half the fertile
+plains of central and southern Russia, contented themselves with exacting
+tribute from a nation which they despised probably too much to feel any desire
+of interfering with its language; and the dominion of the Tartars produced
+hardly any perceptible effect upon the Russian tongue.<a
+name="footnotetag8" id="footnotetag8"></a><a href="#footnote8"><sup>8</sup></a></p>
+
+<p>It is to the reign of Alex&eacute;i Mikh&aacute;ilovitch, who united Little Russia to
+Muscovy, that we must look for the germ of the modern literature of the
+country: the language had begun to feel the influence of the Little Russian,
+tinctured by the effects of Polish civilization, and the spirit of classicism which
+so long distinguished the Sarmatian literature.</p>
+
+<p>The impulse given to this union, of so momentous an import to the future
+fortunes of the empire, at the beginning of the year 1654, would possibly have
+brought forth in course of time a literature in Russia such as we now find it,
+had not the extraordinary reign, and still more extraordinary character, of
+Peter the Great interposed certain disturbing&mdash;if, indeed, they may not be called
+in some measure impeding&mdash;forces. That giant hand which broke down the
+<a class="pagenum" name="page285" id="page285" title="page285"></a>long impregnable dike which had hitherto separated Russia from the rest of
+Europe, and admitted the arts, the learning, and the civilization of the West
+to rush in with so impetuous a flood, fertilizing as it came, but also destroying
+and sweeping away something that was valuable, much that was national&mdash;that
+hand was unavoidably too heavy and too strong to nurse the infant seedling
+of literature; and the command and example of Peter perhaps rather
+favoured the imitation of what was good in other languages, than the production
+of originality in his own.</p>
+
+<p>This opinion, bold and perhaps rash as it may appear to Russians, seems to
+derive some support, as well as illustration, from the immense number of foreign
+words which make the Russian of Peter's time</p>
+
+<div class="blkquot"><p>&quot;A Babylonish dialect;&quot;</p></div>
+
+<p>the mania for every thing foreign having overwhelmed the language with an
+infinity of terms rudely torn, not skilfully adapted, from every tongue; terms
+which might have been&mdash;have, indeed, since been&mdash;translated into words of
+Russian form and origin. A review of the literary progress made at this
+time will, we think, go far to establish our proposition; it will exhibit a very
+large proportion of translations, but very few original productions.</p>
+
+<p>From this period begins the more immediate object of the present note: we
+shall briefly trace the rise and fortunes of the present, or vernacular Russian
+literature; confining our attention, as we have proposed, to the Prose Fiction,
+and contenting ourselves with noting, cursorily, the principal authors in this
+kind, living and dead.</p>
+
+<p>At the time of Peter the Great, there may be said to have existed (it will
+be convenient to keep in mind) three languages&mdash;the Slavonic, to which we
+have already alluded; the Russian; and the dialect of Little Russia.</p>
+
+<p>The fact, that the learned are not yet agreed upon the exact epoch from
+which to date the origin of the modern Russian literature, will probably raise
+a smile on the reader's lip; but the difficulty of establishing this important
+starting-point will become apparent when he reflects upon the circumstance,
+that the literature is&mdash;as we have stated&mdash;divisible into two distinct and widely
+differing regions. It will be sufficiently accurate to date the origin of the
+modern Russian literature at about a century back from the present time;
+and to consider Lomon&oacute;soff as its founder. Mikh&aacute;il Vass&iacute;lievitch Lomon&oacute;soff,
+born in 1711, is the author who may with justice be regarded as the
+Chaucer or the Boccacio of the North: a man of immense and varied accomplishments,
+distinguished in almost every department of literature, and in many
+of the walks of science. An orator and a poet, he adorned the language whose
+principles he had fixed as a grammarian.</p>
+
+<p>He was the first to write in the spoken language of his country, and, in
+conjunction with his two contemporaries, Soumar&oacute;koff and Kher&aacute;skoff, he laid
+the foundations of the Russian literature.</p>
+
+<p>Of the other two names we have mentioned as entitled to share the reverence
+due from every Russian to the fathers of his country's letters, it will be
+sufficient to remark, that Soumar&oacute;koff was the first to introduce tragedy and
+opera, and Kher&aacute;skoff, the author of two epic poems which we omit to particularize,
+as not coming within our present scope, wrote a work entitled
+&quot;Cadmus and Harmonia,&quot; which may be considered as the first romance.
+It is a narrative and metaphysical work, which we should class as a &quot;prose
+poem;&quot; the style being considerably elevated above the tone of the &quot;Musa
+pedestris.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The name of Em&iacute;n comes next in historical, though not literary, importance:
+though the greater part of his productions consists of translations, particularly
+of those shorter pieces of prose fiction called by the Italians &quot;novelle,&quot;
+he was the author of a few original pieces, now but little read; his
+style bears the marks, like that of Kher&aacute;skoff, of heaviness, stiffness, and want
+of finish.</p>
+
+<p>The reputation of Karamz&iacute;n is too widely spread throughout Europe to
+render necessary more than a passing remark as to the additions made by him
+to the literature of his country in the department of fiction: he commenced
+a romance, of which he only lived to finish a few of the first chapters.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="page286" id="page286" title="page286"></a>Nar&eacute;jniy was the first to paint the real life of Russia&mdash;or rather of the South
+or Little Russia: in his works there is a good deal of vivacity, but as they are
+deformed by defects both in style and taste, his reputation has become almost
+extinct. We cannot quit this division of our subject, which refers to romantic
+fiction anterior to the appearance of the regular historical novel, without mentioning
+the names of two, among a considerable number of authors, distinguished
+as having produced short narratives or tales, embodying some historical
+event&mdash;Polev&oacute;i and Best&oacute;njeff&mdash;the latter of whom wrote, under the
+name of Marl&iacute;nski, a very large number of tales, which have acquired a high
+and deserved reputation.</p>
+
+<p>It is with Zag&oacute;skin that we may regard the regular historical novel&mdash;viewing
+that species of composition as exemplified in the works of Scott&mdash;as having
+commenced.</p>
+
+<p>With reference to the present state of romance in Russia, the field is so
+extensive as to render impossible, in this place, more than a cursory allusion
+to the principal authors and their best-known works: in doing which, we shall
+attend more exclusively to those productions of which the subject or treatment
+is purely national.</p>
+
+<p>One of the most popular and prolific writers of fiction is Zag&oacute;skin, whose
+historical romance &quot;Yo&uacute;riy Milosl&aacute;ffskiy,&quot; met with great and permanent
+success. The epoch of this story is in 1612, a most interesting crisis in the
+Russian history, when the valour of M&iacute;nin enabled his countrymen to shake
+off the hated yoke of Poland. His other work, &quot;Roslavle&oacute;ff,&quot; is less interesting:
+the period is 1812. We may also mention his &quot;Iskons&iacute;tel&quot;&mdash;&quot;the
+Tempter&quot;&mdash;a fantastic story, in which an imaginary being is represented as
+mingling with and influencing the affairs of real life.</p>
+
+<p>Of Boulg&aacute;rin, we may mention, besides his &quot;Ivan Vu&iacute;jgin,&quot; a romance in the
+manner of &quot;Gil Blas,&quot; the scenery and characters of which are entirely Russian,
+two historical novels of considerable importance. &quot;The False Dim&iacute;tri,&quot; and
+&quot;Mazeppa,&quot;&mdash;the hero of the latter being <i>a real person</i>, and not, as most
+readers are aware, a fictitious character invented by Byron.</p>
+
+<p>Next comes the name of Laj&eacute;tchnikoff, whose &quot;Last Page&quot; possesses a
+reputation, we believe, tolerably extensive throughout Europe. The action
+passes during the war between Charles XII. and Peter the Great, and Catharine
+plays a chief part in it, as servant of the pastor Gl&uuml;ck, becoming empress
+at the conclusion. The &quot;House of Ice,&quot; by the same writer, is perhaps
+more generally known than the preceding work. The last-named romance
+depicts with great spirit the struggle between the Russian and foreign parties
+in the reign of Anna Iv&aacute;novna. But perhaps the most remarkable work of
+Laj&eacute;tchnikoff is the romance entitled &quot;Bassourm&aacute;n,&quot; the scene of which is
+laid under Iv&aacute;n III., surnamed the Great.<a name="footnotetag9"
+id="footnotetag9"></a><a href="#footnote9"><sup>9</sup></a> Another Polev&oacute;i (Nikol&aacute;i) produced
+a work of great merit:&mdash;&quot;The Oath at the Tomb of Our Lord,&quot; a very
+faithful picture of the first half of the fifteenth century, and singular from the
+circumstance that love plays no part in the drama. Besides this, we owe to
+Polev&oacute;i a wild story entitled &quot;Abbaddon.&quot; Veltman produced, under the
+title of &quot;Kostsh&eacute;i the Deathless,&quot; a historical study of the manners of the
+twelfth century, possessing considerable merit. It would be unjust to omit
+the name of a lady, the Countess Sh&iacute;shkin, who produced the historical novel
+&quot;Mikh&aacute;il Vass&iacute;lievitch Sk&oacute;pin-Sh&uacute;isky,&quot; which obtained great popularity.</p>
+
+<p>The picturesque career of Lomon&oacute;soff gave materials for a romantic biography
+of that poet, the work of Xenoph&oacute;nt Polev&oacute;i, resembling, in its mixture
+of truth and fiction, the &quot;Wahrheit und Dichtung&quot; of Goethe.</p>
+
+<p>Among the considerable number of romances already mentioned, those exhibiting
+scenes of private life and domestic interest have not been neglected.
+Kal&aacute;shnikoff wrote &quot;The Merchant J&aacute;loboff's Daughter,&quot; and the &quot;Kamtchad&aacute;lka,&quot;
+<a class="pagenum" name="page287" id="page287" title="page287"></a>both describing the scenery and manners of Siberia; the former
+painting various parts of that wild and interesting country, the latter confined
+more particularly to the Peninsula of Kamtch&aacute;tka. Besides G&oacute;gol, whose
+easy and prolific pen has presented us with so many humorous sketches of
+provincial life, we cannot pass over Begitch&eacute;ff, whose &quot;Kh&oacute;lmsky Family&quot;
+possesses much interest; but the delineations of G&oacute;gol depend so much for
+their effect upon delicate shades of manner, &amp;c., that it is not probable they
+can ever be effectively reproduced in another language.</p>
+
+<p>Mentioning Per&oacute;ffsky, whose &quot;Monast&iacute;rka&quot; gives a picture of Russian
+interior life, we pass to Gretch, an author of some European reputation.
+His &quot;Trip to Germany&quot; describes, with singular piquancy, the manners of
+a very curious race&mdash;the Germans of St Petersburg; and &quot;Tch&eacute;rnaia J&eacute;nstchina,&quot;
+&quot;the Black Woman,&quot; presents a picture of Russian society, which
+was welcomed with great eagerness by the public.</p>
+
+<p>The object of these pages being to invite the attention of British readers to
+a very rich field, in a literature hitherto most unaccountably neglected by the
+English public, the present would not be a fit occasion to enter with any
+minuteness into the history of Russian letters, or to give, in fact, more than a
+passing allusion to its chief features; the translator hopes that he will be excused
+for the meagreness of the present notice.</p>
+
+<p>He will be abundantly repaid for his exertions, by the discovery of any increasing
+desire on the part of his countrymen to become more accurately
+acquainted with the character of a nation, worthy, he is convinced, of a very
+high degree of respect and admiration. How could that acquaintance be so
+delightfully, or so effectually made, as by the interchange of literature? The
+great works of English genius are read, studied, and admired, throughout the
+vast empire of Russia; the language of England is rapidly and steadily extending,
+and justice, no less than policy, demands, that many absurd misapprehensions
+respecting the social and domestic character, no less than the
+history, of Russia, should be dispelled by truth.</p>
+
+<p>The translator, in conclusion, trusts that it will not be superfluous to specify
+one or two of the reasons which induced him to select the present romance,
+as the first-fruit of his attempt to naturalize in England the literature
+of Russia.</p>
+
+<p>It is considered as a very good specimen of the author's style; the facts and
+characters are all strictly true;<a name="footnotetag10" id="footnotetag10"></a><a href="#footnote10"><sup>10</sup></a> besides this, the author passed many years
+in the Caucasus, and made full use of the opportunities he thus enjoyed of becoming
+familiar with the language, manners, and scenery of a region on
+which the attention of the English public has long been turned with peculiar
+interest.</p>
+
+<p>The picturesqueness as well as the fidelity of his description will, it is
+hoped, secure for the tale a favourable reception with a public always
+&quot;<i>novitatis avida</i>,&quot; and whose appetite, now somewhat palled with the &quot;Bismillahs&quot;
+and &quot;Mashallahs&quot; of the ordinary oriental novels, may find some
+piquancy in a new variety of Mahomedan life&mdash;that of the Caucasian Tartars.</p>
+
+<p>The Russian language possessing many characters and some few sounds for
+which there is no exact equivalent in English, we beg to say a word upon the
+method adopted on the present occasion so to represent the Russian orthography,
+as to avoid the shocking barbarisms of such combinations as <i>zh</i>, &amp;c.
+&amp;c., and to secure, at the same time, an approach to the correct pronunciation.
+<a class="pagenum" name="page288" id="page288" title="page288"></a>Throughout these pages the vowels <i>a, e, i, o, y</i>, are supposed to be pronounced
+as in French, the diphthong <i>ou</i> as in the word <i>you</i>, the <i>j</i> always with
+the French sound.</p>
+
+<p>With respect to the combinations of consonants employed, <i>kh</i> has the gutteral
+sound of the <i>ch</i> in the Scottish word <i>loch</i>, and <i>gh</i> is like a rather rough
+or coarse aspirate.</p>
+
+<p>The simple <i>g</i> is invariably to be uttered hard, as in <i>gun</i> or <i>gall</i>.</p>
+
+<p>To avoid the possibility of errors, the combination <i>tch</i>, though not a very
+soft one to the eye, represents a Russian sound for which there is no character
+in English. It is, of course, uttered as in the word <i>watch</i>.</p>
+
+<p>As a great deal of the apparent discord of Russian words, as pronounced by
+foreigners, arises from ignorance of the place of the accent, we have added a
+sign over every polysyllable word, indicating the part on which the stress is
+to be laid.</p>
+
+<p>The few preceding rules will, the translator hopes, enable his countrymen
+to <i>attack</i> the pronunciation of the Russian names without the ancient dread
+inspired by terrific and complicated clusters of consonants; and will perhaps
+prove to them that the language is both an easy and a melodious one.</p>
+
+<div class="blkquot"><p><i>St Petersburg, November</i> 10, 1842.</p></div>
+
+
+
+<h3>CHAPTER I.</h3>
+
+
+<div class="blkquot">
+<p>&quot;Be slow to offend&mdash;swift to revenge!&quot;</p>
+<p><i>Inscription on a dagger of Daghest&aacute;n.</i></p>
+</div>
+
+<p>It was Djoum&aacute;.<a name="footnotetag11" id="footnotetag11"></a><a href="#footnote11"><sup>11</sup></a> Not far from
+Bouin&aacute;ki, a considerable village of
+Northern Daghest&aacute;n, the young Tartars
+were assembled for their national
+exercise called &quot;djig&iacute;tering;&quot; that is,
+the horse-race accompanied by various
+trials of boldness and strength. Bouin&aacute;ki
+is situated upon two ledges of
+the precipitous rocks of the mountain:
+on the left of the road leading from
+Derbend to Tarki, rises, soaring above
+the town, the crest of Caucasus, feathered
+with wood; on the right, the
+shore, sinking imperceptibly, spreads
+itself out into meadows, on which the
+Caspian Sea pours its eternal murmur,
+like the voice of human multitudes.</p>
+
+<p>A vernal day was fading into evening,
+and all the inhabitants, attracted
+rather by the coolness of the breeze
+than by any feeling of curiosity, had
+quitted their s&aacute;klas,<a name="footnotetag12" id="footnotetag12"></a><a href="#footnote12"><sup>12</sup></a> and assembled
+in crowds on both sides of the road.
+The women, without veils, and with
+coloured kerchiefs rolled like turbans
+round their heads, clad in the long
+chemise,<a name="footnotetag13" id="footnotetag13"></a><a href="#footnote13"><sup>13</sup></a> confined by the short arkhalo&uacute;kh,
+and wide toum&aacute;ns,<a name="footnotetag14" id="footnotetag14"></a><a href="#footnote14"><sup>14</sup></a> sat in
+rows, while strings of children sported
+before them. The men, assembled in
+little groups, stood, or rested on their
+knees;<a name="footnotetag15" id="footnotetag15"></a><a href="#footnote15"><sup>15</sup></a> others, in twos or threes,
+walked slowly round, smoking tobacco
+in little wooden pipes: a cheerful
+buzz arose, and ever and anon resounded
+the clattering of hoofs, and
+the cry &quot;katch, katch!&quot; (make way!)
+from the horsemen preparing for the
+race.</p>
+
+<p>Nature, in Daghest&aacute;n, is most
+lovely in the month of May. Millions
+of roses poured their blushes over the
+<a class="pagenum" name="page289" id="page289" title="page289"></a>crags; their odour was streaming in
+the air; the nightingale was not silent
+in the green twilight of the wood, almond-trees,
+all silvered with their
+flowers, arose like the cupolas of a
+pagoda, and resembled, with their
+lofty branches twined with leaves,
+the minarets of some Mussulman
+mosque. Broad-breasted oaks, like
+sturdy old warriors, rose here and
+there, while poplars and chenart-trees,
+assembled in groups and surrounded
+by underwood, looked like children
+ready to wander away to the mountains,
+to escape the summer heats.
+Sportive flocks of sheep&mdash;their fleeces
+speckled with rose-colour; buffaloes
+wallowing in the mud of the fountains,
+or for hours together lazily butting
+each other with their horns; here and
+there on the mountains noble steeds,
+which moved (their manes floating on
+the breeze) with a haughty trot along
+the hills&mdash;such is the frame that encloses
+the picture of every Mussulman
+village. On this Djoum&aacute;, the
+neighbourhood of Bouin&aacute;ki was more
+than usually animated. The sun
+poured his floods of gold on the dark
+walls of the flat-roofed s&aacute;klas, clothing
+them with fantastic shadows, and
+adding beauty to their forms. In the
+distance, crawling along the mountain,
+the creaking arbas<a name="footnotetag16" id="footnotetag16"></a><a href="#footnote16"><sup>16</sup></a> flitted among
+the grave-stones of a little burial-ground ... past
+them, before
+them, flew a horseman, raising the
+dust along the road ... the mountain
+crest and the boundless sea gave
+grandeur to this picture, and all nature
+breathed a glow of life.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;He comes, he comes!&quot; was murmured
+through the crowd; all was in
+motion. The horsemen, who till now
+had been chattering with their acquaintance
+on foot, or disorderedly
+riding about the meadow, now leaped
+upon their steeds, and dashed forward
+to meet the cavalcade which was descending
+to the plain: it was Ammal&aacute;t
+Bek, the nephew of the Shamkh&aacute;l<a name="footnotetag17" id="footnotetag17"></a><a href="#footnote17"><sup>17</sup></a>
+of Tarki, with his suite. He
+was habited in a black Persian cloak,
+edged with gold-lace, the hanging
+sleeves thrown back over his shoulders.
+A Turkish shawl was wound
+round his arkhalo&uacute;kh, which was made
+of flowered silk. Red shalw&aacute;rs were
+lost in his yellow high-heeled riding-boots.
+His gun, dagger, and
+pistol, glittered with gold and silver
+arabesque work. The hilt of his
+sabre was enriched with gems. The
+Prince of Tarki was a tall, well-made
+youth, of frank countenance; black
+curls streamed behind his ears from
+under his cap&mdash;a slight mustache
+shaded his upper lip&mdash;his eyes glittered
+with a proud courtesy. He rode
+a bright bay steed, which fretted under
+his hand like a whirlwind. Contrary
+to custom, the horse's caparison was
+not the round Persian housing, embroidered
+all over with silk, but the
+light Circassian saddle, ornamented
+with silver on a black ground; and
+the stirrups were of the black steel of
+Kharam&aacute;n, inlaid with gold. Twenty
+no&uacute;kers<a name="footnotetag18" id="footnotetag18"></a><a href="#footnote18"><sup>18</sup></a> on spirited horses, and
+dressed in cloaks glittering with lace,
+their caps cocked jauntily, and leaning
+affectedly on one side, pranced
+and sidled after him. The people
+respectfully stood up before their Bek,
+and bowed, pressing their right hand
+upon their right knee. A murmur of
+whispered approbation followed the
+young chief as he passed among the
+women. Arrived at the southern extremity
+of the ground, Ammal&aacute;t stopped.
+The chief people, the old men
+leaning upon their sticks, and the
+elders of Bouin&aacute;ki, stood round in a
+circle to catch a kind word from the
+Bek; but Ammal&aacute;t did not pay them
+any particular attention, and with cold
+politeness replied in monosyllables to
+the flatteries and obeisances of his inferiors.
+He waved his hand; this was
+the signal to commence the race.</p>
+
+<p>Twenty of the most fiery horsemen
+dashed forward, without the slightest
+order or regularity, galloping onward
+and back again, placing themselves in
+all kinds of attitudes, and alternately
+passing each other. At one moment
+<a class="pagenum" name="page290" id="page290" title="page290"></a>they jostled one another from the
+course, and at the same time held in
+their horses, then again they let them
+go at full gallop over the plain. After
+this, they each took slender sticks,
+called djigid&iacute;s, and darted them as they
+rode, either in the charge or the pursuit,
+and again seizing them as they
+flew, or picking them up from the
+earth. Several tumbled from their
+saddles under the strong blows; and
+then resounded the loud laugh of the
+spectators, while loud applauses greeted
+the conqueror; sometimes the horses
+stumbled, and the riders were thrown
+over their heads, hurled off by a double
+force from the shortness of their
+stirrups. Then commenced the shooting.
+Ammal&aacute;t Bek had remained a
+little apart, looking on with apparent
+pleasure. His no&uacute;kers, one after the
+other, had joined the crowd of djig&iacute;terers,
+so that, at last, only two were
+left by his side. For some time he
+was immovable, and followed with
+an indifferent gaze the imitation of an
+Asiatic combat; but by degrees his
+interest grew stronger. At first he
+watched the cavaliers with great attention,
+then he began to encourage
+them by his voice and gestures, he
+rose higher in his stirrups, and at last
+the warrior-blood boiled in his veins,
+when his favourite no&uacute;ker could not
+hit a cap which he had thrown down
+before him. He snatched his gun
+from his attendants, and dashed forward
+like an arrow, winding among
+the sporters. &quot;Make way&mdash;make way!&quot;
+was heard around, and all, dispersing
+like a rain-cloud on either side, gave
+place to Ammal&aacute;t Bek.</p>
+
+<p>At the distance of a verst<a name="footnotetag19" id="footnotetag19"></a><a href="#footnote19"><sup>19</sup></a> stood ten
+poles with caps hanging on them.
+Ammal&aacute;t rode straight up to them,
+waved his gun round his head, and
+turned close round the pole; as he
+turned he stood up in his stirrups,
+turned back&mdash;bang!&mdash;the cap tumbled
+to the ground; without checking his
+speed he reloaded, the reins hanging
+on his horse's neck&mdash;knocked off another,
+then a third&mdash;and so on the
+whole ten. A murmur of applause
+arose on all sides; but Ammal&aacute;t,
+without stopping, threw his gun into
+the hands of one of his no&uacute;kers, pulled
+out a pistol from his belt, and with
+the ball struck the shoe from the hind
+foot of his horse; the shoe flew off,
+and fell far behind him; he then again
+took his gun from his no&uacute;ker, and
+ordered him to gallop on before him.
+Quicker than thought both darted
+forward. When half-way round the
+course, the no&uacute;ker drew from his
+pocket a rouble, and threw it up in
+the air. Ammal&aacute;t raised himself in
+the saddle, without waiting till it fell;
+but at the very instant his horse stumbled
+with all his four legs together,
+and striking the dust with his nostrils,
+rolled prostrate. All uttered a cry of
+terror; but the dexterous horseman,
+standing up in the stirrups, without
+losing his seat, or even leaning forward,
+as if he had been aware that he
+was going to fall, fired rapidly, and
+hitting the rouble with his ball, hurled
+it far among the people. The crowd
+shouted with delight&mdash;&quot;Igeed, igeed!
+(bravo!) Alla valla-ha!&quot; But Ammal&aacute;t
+Bek, modestly retiring, dismounted
+from his steed, and throwing
+the reins to his djillad&aacute;r, (groom,) ordered
+him immediately to have the
+horse shod. The race and the shooting
+was continued.</p>
+
+<p>At this moment there rode up to
+Ammal&aacute;t his emdj&eacute;k,<a name="footnotetag20" id="footnotetag20"></a><a href="#footnote20"><sup>20</sup></a> Saphir-Ali, the
+son of one of the poor beks of Bouin&aacute;ki,
+a young man of an agreeable
+exterior, and simple, cheerful character.
+He had grown up with Ammal&aacute;t,
+and therefore treated him with great
+familiarity. He leaped from his horse,
+and nodding his head, exclaimed&mdash;&quot;No&uacute;ker
+M&eacute;met Raso&uacute;l has knocked
+up the old cropped<a name="footnotetag21" id="footnotetag21"></a><a href="#footnote21"><sup>21</sup></a> stallion, in trying
+to leap him over a ditch seven
+paces wide.&quot; &quot;And did he leap it?&quot;
+cried Ammal&aacute;t impatiently. &quot;Bring
+him instantly to me!&quot; He went to
+meet the horse&mdash;and without putting
+his foot in the stirrup, leaped into the
+saddle, and galloped to the bed of a
+mountain-torrent. As he galloped, he
+pressed the horse with his knee, but
+the wearied animal, not trusting to his
+strength, bolted aside on the very
+<a class="pagenum" name="page291" id="page291" title="page291"></a>brink, and Ammal&aacute;t was obliged to
+make another turn. The second time,
+the steed, stimulated by the whip,
+reared up on his hind-legs in order to
+leap the ditch, but he hesitated, grew
+restive, and resisted with his fore-feet.
+Ammal&aacute;t grew angry. In vain did
+Saphir-Ali entreat him not to force
+the horse, which had lost in many a
+combat and journey the elasticity of
+his limbs. Ammal&aacute;t would not listen
+to any thing; but urging him with a
+cry, and striking him with his drawn
+sabre for the third time, he galloped
+him at the ravine; and when, for the
+third time, the old horse stopped short
+in his stride, not daring to leap, he
+struck him so violently on the head
+with the hilt of his sabre, that he fell
+lifeless on the earth.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;This is the reward of faithful service!&quot;
+said Saphir-Ali, compassionately,
+as he gazed on the lifeless
+steed.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;This is the reward of disobedience!&quot;
+replied Ammal&aacute;t, with flashing
+eyes.</p>
+
+<p>Seeing the anger of the Bek, all
+were silent. The horsemen, however,
+continued their djig&iacute;tering.</p>
+
+<p>And suddenly was heard the thunder
+of Russian drums, and the bayonets
+of Russian soldiers glittered as
+they wound over the hill. It was a
+company of the Kour&iacute;nsky regiment
+of infantry, sent from a detachment
+which had been dispatched to Ako&uacute;sh,
+then in a state of revolt, under Sheikh
+Ali Khan, the banished chief of Derbend.
+This company had been protecting
+a convoy of supplies from Derbend,
+whither it was returning by the
+mountain road. The commander of
+the company, Captain &mdash;&mdash;, and one
+officer with him, rode in front. Before
+they had reached the race-course,
+the retreat was beaten, and the company
+halted, throwing aside their
+havresacks and piling their muskets,
+but without lighting a fire.</p>
+
+<p>The arrival of a Russian detachment
+could have been no novelty to
+the inhabitants of Daghest&aacute;n in the
+year 1819; and even yet, it must be
+confessed, it is an event that gives
+them no pleasure. Superstition made
+them look on the Russians as eternal
+enemies&mdash;enemies, however, vigorous
+and able; and they determined, therefore,
+not to injure them but in secret,
+by concealing their hatred under a
+mask of amity. A buzz spread among
+the people on the appearance of the
+Russians: the women returned by
+winding paths to the village, not forgetting,
+however, to gaze secretly at
+the strangers. The men, on the contrary,
+threw fierce glances at them
+over their shoulders, and began to assemble
+in groups, discussing how they
+might best get rid of them, and relieve
+themselves from the podv&oacute;d<a name="footnotetag22" id="footnotetag22"></a><a href="#footnote22"><sup>22</sup></a>, and so
+on. A multitude of loungers and boys,
+however, surrounded the Russians as
+they reposed upon the grass. Some
+of the Kekkho&uacute;ds (starosts<a name="footnotetag23" id="footnotetag23"></a><a href="#footnote23"><sup>23</sup></a>) and
+Tehao&uacute;shes (desi&aacute;tniks<a name="footnotetag24" id="footnotetag24"></a><a href="#footnote24"><sup>24</sup></a>) appointed
+by the Russian Government, hastily
+advancing to the Captain, pulled off
+their caps, after the usual salutation,
+&quot;Khot ghialdi!&quot; (welcome!) and
+&quot;Yakshimo&uacute;sen, tazamo&uacute;sen, sen-ne-ma-mo&uacute;sen,&quot;
+(I greet you,) arrived
+at the inevitable question at a meeting
+of Asiatics, &quot;What news?&quot;&mdash;&quot;Na
+khaber?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;The only news with me is, that
+my horse has cast a shoe, and the
+poor devil is dead lame,&quot; answered
+the Captain in pretty good Tartar:
+&quot;and here is, just <i>&aacute;propos</i>, a blacksmith!&quot;
+he continued, turning to a
+broad-shouldered Tartar, who was
+filing the fresh-shod hoof of Ammal&aacute;t's
+horse. &quot;Koun&aacute;k! (my friend,)&mdash;shoe
+my horse&mdash;the shoes are ready&mdash;'tis
+but the clink of a hammer, and
+'tis done in a moment!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The blacksmith turned sulkily towards
+the Captain a face tanned by his
+forge and by the sun, looked from the
+corners of his eyes at his questioner,
+stroked the thick mustache which
+overshadowed a beard long unrazored,
+and which might for its bristles have
+done honour to any boar; flattened
+his ar&aacute;kshin (bonnet) on his head,
+and coolly continued putting away his
+tools in their bag.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Do you understand me, son of a
+wolf race?&quot; said the Captain.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I understand you well,&quot; answered
+the blacksmith,&mdash;&quot;you want your
+horse shod.&quot;</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="page292" id="page292" title="page292"></a>&quot;And I should advise you to shoe
+him,&quot; replied the Captain, observing
+on the part of the Tartar a desire to
+jest.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;To-day is a holiday: I will not
+work.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I will pay you what you like for
+your work; but I tell you that, whether
+you like it or not, you must do what
+I want.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;The will of Allah is above ours;
+and he does not permit us to work on
+Djoum&aacute;. We sin enough for gain on
+common days, so on a holiday I do
+not wish to buy coals with silver.&quot;<a name="footnotetag25" id="footnotetag25"></a><a href="#footnote25"><sup>25</sup></a></p>
+
+<p>&quot;But were you not at work just
+now, obstinate blockhead? Is not
+one horse the same as another?
+Besides, mine is a real Mussulman&mdash;look
+at the mark<a name="footnotetag26" id="footnotetag26"></a><a href="#footnote26"><sup>26</sup></a>&mdash;the blood of Karab&aacute;kh.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;All horses are alike; but not so
+those who ride them: Ammal&aacute;t Bek
+is my aga (lord.)&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;That is, if you had taken it into
+your head to refuse him, he would have
+had your ears cropped; but you will
+not work for me, in the hope that I
+would not dare to do the same. Very
+well, my friend! I certainly will not
+crop your ears, but be assured that I
+will warm that orthodox back of yours
+with two hundred pretty stinging
+nogaikas (lashes with a whip) if you
+won't leave off your nonsense&mdash;do you
+hear?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I hear&mdash;and I answer as I did before:
+I will not shoe the horse&mdash;for I
+am a good Mussulman.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And I will make you shoe him,
+because I am a good soldier. As you
+have worked at the will of your Bek,
+you shall work for the need of a Russian
+officer&mdash;without this I cannot proceed.
+Corporals, forward!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>In the mean time a circle of gazers
+had been extending round the obstinate
+blacksmith, like a ring made in
+the water by casting a stone into it.
+Some in the crowd were disputing the
+best places, hardly knowing what they
+were running to see; and at last more
+cries were heard: &quot;It is not fair&mdash;it
+cannot be: to-day is a holiday: to-day
+it is a sin to work!&quot; Some of the
+boldest, trusting to their numbers,
+pulled their caps over their eyes, and
+felt at the hilts of their daggers, pressing
+close up to the Captain, and crying
+&quot;Don't shoe him, Al&eacute;kper! Do
+nothing for him: here's news, my masters!
+What new prophets for us are
+these unwashed Russians?&quot; The Captain
+was a brave man, and thoroughly
+understood the Asiatics. &quot;Away, ye
+rascals!&quot; he cried in a rage, laying
+his hand on the butt of his pistol. &quot;Be
+silent, or the first that dares to let an
+insult pass his teeth, shall have them
+closed with a leaden seal!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>This threat, enforced by the bayonets
+of some of the soldiers, succeeded
+immediately: they who were timid
+took to their heels&mdash;the bolder held
+their tongues. Even the orthodox
+blacksmith, seeing that the affair was
+becoming serious, looked round on all
+sides, and muttered &quot;Nedjelaim?&quot;
+(What can I do?) tucked up his
+sleeves, pulled out from his bag the
+hammer and pincers, and began to
+shoe the Russian's horse, grumbling
+between his teeth, &quot;<i>Vala billa beetmi
+eddeem</i>, (I will not do it, by God!)&quot;
+It must be remarked that all this took
+place out of Ammal&aacute;t's presence. He
+had hardly looked at the Russians,
+when, in order to avoid a disagreeable
+rencontre, he mounted the horse
+which had just been shod, and galloped
+off to Bouin&aacute;ki, where his house
+was situated.</p>
+
+<p>While this was taking place at one
+end of the exercising ground, a horseman
+rode up to the front of the
+reposing soldiers. He was of middling
+stature, but of athletic frame, and was
+clothed in a shirt of linked mail, his
+head protected by a helmet, and in
+full warlike equipment, and followed
+by five no&uacute;kers. By their dusty
+dress, and the foam which covered
+their horses, it might be seen that they
+had ridden far and fast. The first
+horseman, fixing his eye on the soldiers,
+advanced slowly along the piles
+of muskets, upsetting the two pyramids
+of fire-arms. The no&uacute;kers, following
+the steps of their master, far
+from turning aside, coolly rode over
+the scattered weapons. The sentry,
+who had challenged them while they were
+yet at some distance, and warned
+them not to approach, seized the bit
+<a class="pagenum" name="page293" id="page293" title="page293"></a>of the steed bestridden by the mail-coated
+horseman, while the rest of the
+soldiers, enraged at such an insult
+from a Mussulman, assailed the party
+with abuse. &quot;Hold hard! Who are
+you?&quot; was the challenge and question
+of the sentinel. &quot;Thou must be a
+raw recruit if thou knowest not Sultan
+Akhmet Khan of Av&aacute;r,&quot;<a name="footnotetag27" id="footnotetag27"></a><a href="#footnote27"><sup>27</sup></a> coolly
+answered the man in mail, shaking off
+the hand of the sentry from his reins.
+&quot;I think last year I left the Russians
+a keepsake at B&aacute;shli. Translate that
+for him,&quot; he said to one of his no&uacute;kers.
+The Av&aacute;retz repeated his words
+in pretty intelligible Russian.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;'Tis Akhmet Khan! Akhmet
+Khan!&quot; shouted the soldiers. &quot;Seize
+him! hold him fast! down with him!
+pay him for the affair of B&aacute;shli<a name="footnotetag28" id="footnotetag28"></a><a href="#footnote28"><sup>28</sup></a>&mdash;the
+villains cut our wounded to pieces.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Away, brute!&quot; cried Sultan Akhmet
+Khan to the soldier who had again
+seized the bridle of his horse&mdash;&quot;I am
+a Russian general.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;A Russian traitor!&quot; roared a multitude
+of voices; &quot;bring him to the
+Captain: drag him to Derbend, to
+Colonel Verkh&oacute;ffsky.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;'Tis only to hell I would go with
+such guides!&quot; said Akhmet, with a
+contemptuous smile, and making his
+horse rear, he turned him to the right
+and left; then, with a blow of the
+nogaik,<a name="footnotetag29" id="footnotetag29"></a><a href="#footnote29"><sup>29</sup></a> he made him leap into the
+air, and disappeared. The no&uacute;kers
+kept their eye on the movements of
+their chief, and uttering their warcry,
+followed his steps, and overthrowing
+several of the soldiers, cleared a
+way for themselves into the road. After
+galloping off to a distance of scarce
+a hundred paces, the Khan rode away
+at a slow walk, with an expression of
+the greatest <i>sang-froid</i>, not deigning
+to look back, and coolly playing with
+his bridle. The crowd of Tartars
+assembled round the blacksmith attracted
+his attention. &quot;What are
+you quarrelling about, friends?&quot; asked
+Akhmet Khan of the nearest, reining
+in his horse.</p>
+
+<p>In sign of respect and reverence,
+they all applied their hands to their
+foreheads when they saw the Khan.
+The timid or peaceably disposed among
+them, dreading the consequences, either
+from the Russians or the Khan, to
+which this rencontre might expose
+them, exhibited much discomfiture at
+the question; but the idle, the ruffian,
+and the desperate&mdash;for all beheld with
+hatred the Russian domination&mdash;crowded
+turbulently round him with
+delight. They hurriedly told him
+what was the matter.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And you stand, like buffaloes,
+stupidly looking on, while they force
+your brother to work like a brute
+under the yoke!&quot; exclaimed the Khan,
+gloomily, to the bystanders; &quot;while
+they laugh in your face at your customs,
+and trample your faith under
+their feet! and ye whine like old women,
+instead of revenging yourselves
+like men! Cowards! cowards!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;What can we do?&quot; cried a multitude
+of voices together; &quot;the Russians
+have cannon&mdash;they have bayonets!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And ye, have ye not guns? have
+ye not daggers? It is not the Russians
+that are brave, but ye that are
+cowards! Shame of Mussulmans!
+The sword of Daghest&aacute;n trembles
+before the Russian whip. Ye are
+afraid of the roll of the cannon; but
+ye fear not the reproach of cowardice.
+The ferm&aacute;n of a Russian pr&iacute;stav<a name="footnotetag30" id="footnotetag30"></a><a href="#footnote30"><sup>30</sup></a> is
+holier to you than a chapter of the
+Koran. Siberia frightens you more
+than hell. Did your forefathers act,
+did your forefathers think thus? They
+counted not their enemies, they calculated
+not. Outnumbered or not,
+they met them, bravely fought them,
+and gloriously died! And what fear
+ye? Have the Russians ribs of iron?
+Have their cannon no breach? Is it
+not by the tail that you seize the scorpion?&quot;
+This address stirred the crowd.
+The Tartar vanity was touched to the
+quick. &quot;What do we care for them?
+Why do we let them lord it over us
+<a class="pagenum" name="page294" id="page294" title="page294"></a>here?&quot; was heard around. &quot;Let us
+liberate the blacksmith from his work&mdash;let
+us liberate him!&quot; they roared, as
+they narrowed their circle round the
+Russian soldiers, amidst whom Al&eacute;kper
+was shoeing the captain's horse.
+The confusion increased. Satisfied
+with the tumult he had created, Sultan
+Akhmet Khan, not wishing to mix
+himself up in an insignificant brawl,
+rode out of the crowd, leaving two
+no&uacute;kers to keep alive the violent spirit
+among the Tartars, while, accompanied
+by the remainder, he rode rapidly
+to the ootakh<a name="footnotetag31" id="footnotetag31"></a><a href="#footnote31"><sup>31</sup></a> of Ammal&aacute;t.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Mayest thou be victorious,&quot; said
+Sultan Akhmet Khan to Ammal&aacute;t
+Bek, who received him at the threshold.
+This ordinary salutation, in the
+Circassian language, was pronounced
+with so marked an emphasis, that
+Ammal&aacute;t as he kissed him, asked,
+&quot;Is that a jest or a prophecy, my fair
+guest?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;That depends on thee,&quot; replied
+the Sultan. &quot;It is upon the right
+heir of the Shamkhal&aacute;t<a name="footnotetag32" id="footnotetag32"></a><a href="#footnote32"><sup>32</sup></a> that it
+depends to draw the sword from the
+scabbard.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;To sheath it no more, Khan? An
+unenviable destiny. Methinks it is
+better to reign in Bouin&aacute;ki, than for
+an empty title to be obliged to hide
+in the mountains like a jackal.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;To bound from the mountains like
+a lion, Ammal&aacute;t; and to repose, after
+your glorious toils, in the palace of
+your ancestors.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;To repose? Is it not better not
+to be awakened at all?</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Would you behold but in a dream
+what you ought to possess in reality?
+The Russians are giving you the
+poppy, and will lull you with tales,
+while another plucks the golden
+flowers of the garden.&quot;<a name="footnotetag33" id="footnotetag33"></a><a href="#footnote33"><sup>33</sup></a></p>
+
+<p>&quot;What can I do with my force?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Force&mdash;that is in thy soul,
+Ammal&aacute;t!... Despise dangers and
+they bend before you.... Dost thou
+hear that?&quot; added Sultan Akhmet
+Khan, as the sound of firing reached
+them from the town. &quot;It is the voice
+of victory!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Saphir-Ali rushed into the chamber
+with an agitated face.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Bouin&aacute;ki is in revolt,&quot; he hurriedly
+began; &quot;a crowd of rioters
+has overpowered the detachment, and
+they have begun to fire from the
+rocks.&quot;<a name="footnotetag34" id="footnotetag34"></a><a href="#footnote34"><sup>34</sup></a></p>
+
+<p>&quot;Rascals!&quot; cried Ammal&aacute;t, as he
+threw his gun over his shoulder.
+&quot;How dared they to rise without me!
+Run, Saphir-Ali, threaten them with
+my name; kill the first who disobeys.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I have done all I could to restrain
+them,&quot; said Saphir-Ali, &quot;but none
+would listen to me, for the no&uacute;kers of
+Sultan Akhmet Khan were urging
+them on, saying that he had ordered
+them to slay the Russians.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Indeed! did my no&uacute;kers say
+that?&quot; asked the Khan.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;They did not say so much, but
+they set the example,&quot; said Saphir-Ali.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;In that case they have done well,&quot;
+replied Sultan Akhmet Khan: &quot;this
+is brave!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;What hast thou done, Khan!&quot;
+cried Ammal&aacute;t, angrily.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;What you might have done long
+ago!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;How can I justify myself to the
+Russians?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;With lead and steel.... The
+firing is begun.... Fate works for
+you ... the sword is drawn ... let us
+go seek the Russians!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;They are here!&quot; cried the Captain,
+who, followed by two men, had
+broken through the disorderly ranks
+of the Tartars, and dashed into the
+house of their chief. Confounded by
+the unexpected outbreak in which
+he was certain to be considered a
+party, Ammal&aacute;t saluted his enraged
+<a class="pagenum" name="page295" id="page295" title="page295"></a>guest&mdash;&quot;Come in peace!&quot; he said to
+him in Tartar.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I care not whether I come in
+peace or no,&quot; answered the Captain,
+&quot;but I find no peaceful reception in
+Bouin&aacute;ki. Thy Tartars, Ammal&aacute;t,
+have dared to fire upon a soldier of
+mine, of yours, a subject of our
+Tsar.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;In very deed, 'twas absurd to fire
+on a Russian,&quot; said the Khan, contemptuously
+stretching himself on the
+cushions of the divan, &quot;when they
+might have cut his throat.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Here is the cause of all the mischief,
+Ammal&aacute;t!&quot; said the Captain,
+angrily, pointing to the Khan; &quot;but
+for this insolent rebel not a trigger
+would have been pulled in Bouin&aacute;ki!
+But you have done well, Ammal&aacute;t
+Bek, to invite Russians as friends,
+and to receive their foe as a guest, to
+shelter him as a comrade, to honour
+him as a friend! Ammal&aacute;t Bek, this
+man is named in the order of the
+commander-in-chief; give him up.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Captain,&quot; answered Ammal&aacute;t,
+&quot;with us a guest is sacred. To give
+him up would be a sin upon my soul,
+an ineffaceable shame upon my head;
+respect my entreaty; respect our
+customs.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I will tell you, in your turn&mdash;respect
+the Russian laws. Remember
+your duty. You have sworn allegiance
+to the Tsar, and your oath obliges
+you not to spare your own brother
+if he is a criminal.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Rather would I give up my brother
+than my guest, Sir Captain! It
+is not for you to judge my promises
+and obligations. My tribunal is Allah
+and the padishah! In the field,
+let fortune take care of the Khan;
+but within my threshold, beneath my
+roof, I am bound to be his protector,
+and I will be!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And you shall be answerable for
+this traitor!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The Khan had lain in haughty silence
+during this dispute, breathing
+the smoke from his pipe: but at the
+word &quot;traitor,&quot; his blood was fired,
+he started up, and rushed indignantly
+to the Captain.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Traitor, say you?&quot; he cried.
+&quot;Say rather, that I refused to betray
+him to whom I was bound by promise.
+The Russian padishah gave
+me rank, the sardar<a name="footnotetag35" id="footnotetag35"></a><a href="#footnote35"><sup>35</sup></a> caressed me&mdash;and
+I was faithful so long as they demanded
+of me nothing impossible or
+humiliating. But, all of a sudden, they
+wished me to admit troops into Av&aacute;r&mdash;to
+permit fortresses to be built
+there; and what name should I have
+deserved, if I had sold the blood and
+sweat of the Av&aacute;retzes, my brethren!
+If I had attempted this, think ye that
+I could have done it? A thousand
+free daggers, a thousand unhired bullets,
+would have flown to the heart of
+the betrayer. The very rocks would
+have fallen on the son who could betray
+his father. I refused the friendship
+of the Russians; but I was not
+their enemy&mdash;and what was the reward
+of my just intentions, my honest
+counsels? I was deeply, personally
+insulted by the letter of one of your
+generals, whom I had warned. That
+insolence cost him dear at B&aacute;shli ... I
+shed a river of blood for some few
+drops of insulting ink, and that river
+divides us for ever.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;That blood cries for vengeance!&quot;
+replied the enraged Captain. &quot;Thou
+shalt not escape it, robber!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Nor thou from me!&quot; shouted the
+infuriated Khan, plunging his dagger
+into the body of the Captain, as he
+lifted his hand to seize him by the collar.
+Severely wounded, the officer
+fell groaning on the carpet.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Thou hast undone me!&quot; cried
+Ammal&aacute;t, wringing his hands. &quot;He
+is a Russian, and my guest!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;There are insults which a roof
+cannot cover,&quot; sullenly replied the
+Khan. &quot;The die is cast: it is no
+time to hesitate. Shut your gate, call
+your people, and let us attack the
+enemy.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;An hour ago I had no enemy ... there
+are no means now for repulsing
+them ... I have neither powder nor
+ball ... The people are dispersed.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;They have fled!&quot; cried Saphir-Ali
+in despair. &quot;The Russians are
+advancing at full march over the hill.
+They are close at hand!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;If so, go with me, Ammal&aacute;t!&quot;
+said the Khan. &quot;I rode to Tchetchn&aacute;
+yesterday, to raise the revolt along
+<a class="pagenum" name="page296" id="page296" title="page296"></a>the line ... What will be the end,
+God knows; but there is bread in the
+mountains. Do you consent?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Let us go!&quot; ... replied Ammal&aacute;t,
+resolvedly.... &quot;When our
+only safety is in flight, it is no time
+for disputes and reproaches.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Ho! horses, and six no&uacute;kers with
+me!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And am I to go with you?&quot; said
+Saphir-Ali, with tears in his eyes&mdash;&quot;with
+you for weal or woe!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;No, my good Saphir-Ali, no.
+Remain you here to govern the household,
+that our people and the strangers
+may not seize every thing. Give my
+greeting to my wife, and take her
+to my father-in-law, the Shamkh&aacute;l.
+Forget me not, and farewell!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>They had barely time to escape at
+full gallop by one gate, when the Russians
+dashed in at the other.</p>
+
+
+<h3>CHAPTER II.</h3>
+
+<p>The vernal noon was shining upon
+the peaks of Caucasus, and the loud
+voices of the moollahs had called the
+inhabitants of Tchetchn&aacute; to prayer.
+By degrees they came forth from the
+mosques, and though invisible to each
+other from the towers on which they
+stood, their solitary voices, after awaking
+for a moment the echoes of the
+hills, sank to stillness in the silent
+air.</p>
+
+<p>The moollah, Hadji Suleiman, a
+Turkish devotee, one of those missionaries
+annually sent into the mountains
+by the Divan of Stamboul, to
+spread and strengthen the faith, and
+to increase the detestation felt by the
+inhabitants for the Russians, was reposing
+on the roof of the mosque,
+having performed the usual call, ablution,
+and prayer. He had not been long
+installed as moollah of Ig&aacute;li, a
+village of Tchetchn&aacute;; and plunged in
+a deep contemplation of his hoary
+beard, and the circling smoke-wreaths
+that rose from his pipe, he gazed from
+time to time with a curious interest
+on the mountains, and on the defiles
+which lay towards the north, right
+before his eyes. On the left arose the
+precipitous ridges dividing Tchetchn&aacute;
+from Av&aacute;r, and beyond them glittered
+the snows of Caucasus; s&aacute;klas scattered
+disorderly along the ridges half-way
+up the mountain, and narrow
+paths led to these fortresses built by
+nature, and employed by the hill-robbers
+to defend their liberty, or secure
+their plunder. All was still in the
+village and the surrounding hills;
+there was not a human being to be
+seen on the roads or streets; flocks of
+sheep were reposing in the shade of
+the cliffs; the buffaloes were crowded
+in the muddy swamps near the springs,
+with only their muzzles protruded
+from the marsh. Nought save the
+hum of the insects&mdash;nought save the
+monotonous chirp of the grasshoppers
+indicated life amid the breathless
+silence of the mountains; and Hadji
+Suleiman, stretched under the cupola,
+was intensely enjoying the stillness
+and repose of nature, so congenial to
+the lazy immobility of the Turkish
+character. Indolently he turned his
+eyes, whose fire was extinguished, and
+which no longer reflected the light of
+the sun, and at length they fell upon
+two horsemen, slowly climbing the
+opposite side of the declivity.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;N&eacute;phtali!&quot; cried our Moollah,
+turning towards a neighbouring s&aacute;kla,
+at the gate of which stood a saddled
+horse. And then a handsome Tchetchenetz,
+with short cut beard, and
+shaggy cap covering half his face, ran
+out into the street. &quot;I see two horsemen,&quot;
+continued the Moollah; &quot;they
+are riding round the village!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Most likely Jews or Armenians,&quot;
+answered N&eacute;phtali. &quot;They do not
+choose to hire a guide, and will break
+their necks in the winding road. The
+wild-goats, and our boldest riders,
+would not plunge into these recesses
+without precaution.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;No, brother N&eacute;phtali; I have
+been twice to Mecca, and have seen
+plenty of Jews and Armenians every
+where. But these riders look not like
+Hebrew chafferers, unless, indeed, they
+exchange steel for gold in the mountain
+road. They have no bales of
+merchandise. Look at them yourself
+from above; your eyes are surer than
+mine; mine have had their day, and
+done their work. There was a time
+when I could count the buttons on a
+Russian soldier's coat a verst off, and
+<a class="pagenum" name="page297" id="page297" title="page297"></a>my rifle never missed an infidel; but
+now I could not distinguish a ram of
+my own afar.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>By this time N&eacute;phtali was at the
+side of the Moollah, and was examining
+the travellers with an eagle
+glance.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;The noonday is hot, and the road
+rugged,&quot; said Suleiman; &quot;invite the
+travellers to refresh themselves and
+their horses: perhaps they have news:
+besides, the Koran commands us to
+show hospitality.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;With us in the mountains, and
+before the Koran, never did a stranger
+leave a village hungry or sad; never
+did he depart without tchourek,<a name="footnotetag36" id="footnotetag36"></a><a href="#footnote36"><sup>36</sup></a> without
+blessing, without a guide; but these
+people are suspicious: why do they
+avoid honest men, and pass our village
+by by-roads, and with danger to their
+life?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It seems that they are your countrymen,&quot;
+said Suleiman, shading his
+eyes with his hand: &quot;their dress is
+Tchetchn&aacute;. Perhaps they are returning
+from a plundering exhibition, to
+which your father went with a hundred
+of his neighbours; or perhaps they are
+brothers, going to revenge blood for
+blood.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;No, Suleiman, that is not like us.
+Could a mountaineer's heart refrain
+from coming to see his countrymen&mdash;to
+boast of his exploits against the
+Russians, and to show his booty?
+These are neither avengers of blood
+nor Abreks&mdash;their faces are not covered
+by the b&aacute;shlik; besides, dress is deceptive.
+Who can tell that those are
+not Russian deserters! The other
+day a K&aacute;zak, who had murdered his
+master, fled from Goumbet-Ao&uacute;l with
+his horse and arms.... The devil is
+strong!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;He is strong in them in whom
+the faith is weak, N&eacute;phtali;&mdash;yet, if
+I mistake not, the hinder horseman
+has hair flowing from under his cap.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;May I be pounded to dust, but it
+is so! It is either a Russian, or, what
+is worse, a Tartar Shageed.<a name="footnotetag37" id="footnotetag37"></a><a href="#footnote37"><sup>37</sup></a> Stop a
+moment, my friend; I will comb your
+zilfl&aacute;rs for you! In half-an-hour I will
+return, Suleiman, either with them,&mdash;or
+one of us three shall feed the mountain
+berkoots (eagles.)&quot;</p>
+
+<p>N&eacute;phtali rushed down the stairs,
+threw the gun on his shoulders, leapt
+into his saddle and dashed down the
+hill, caring neither for furrow nor stone.
+Only the dust arose, and the pebbles
+streamed down after the bold horseman.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Alla akb&eacute;r!&quot; gravely exclaimed
+Suleiman, and lit his pipe.</p>
+
+<p>N&eacute;phtali soon came up with the
+strangers. Their horses were covered
+with foam, and the sweat-drops rained
+from them on the narrow path by
+which they were climbing the mountain.
+The first was clothed in a shirt
+of mail, the other in the Circassian
+dress: except that he wore a Persian
+sabre instead of a sh&aacute;shka,<a name="footnotetag38" id="footnotetag38"></a><a href="#footnote38"><sup>38</sup></a> suspended
+by a laced girdle. His left arm was
+covered with blood, bound up with a
+handkerchief, and supported by the
+sword-knot. The faces of both were
+concealed. For some time he rode
+behind them along the slippery path,
+which overhung a precipice; but at
+the first open space he galloped by
+them, and turned his horse round.
+&quot;Sal&aacute;m aleikom!&quot; said he, opposing
+their passage along the rugged and
+half-built road among the rocks, as he
+made ready his arms. The foremost
+horseman suddenly wrapped his bo&uacute;rka<a name="footnotetag39" id="footnotetag39"></a><a href="#footnote39"><sup>39</sup></a>
+round his face, so as to leave
+visible only his knit brows: &quot;Aleikom
+Sal&aacute;m!&quot; answered he, cocking his
+gun, and fixing himself in the saddle.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;God give you a good journey!&quot;
+said N&eacute;phtali. repeating the usual salutation,
+and preparing, at the first
+hostile movement, to shoot the stranger.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;God give you enough of sense not
+to interrupt the traveller,&quot; replied his
+antagonist, impatiently: &quot;What would
+you with us, Koun&aacute;k?&quot;<a name="footnotetag40" id="footnotetag40"></a><a href="#footnote40"><sup>40</sup></a></p>
+
+<p>&quot;I offer you rest, and a brother's
+repast, barley and stalls for your horses.
+<a class="pagenum" name="page298" id="page298" title="page298"></a>My threshold flourishes by hospitality:
+the blessing of the stranger increaseth
+the flock, and giveth sharpness to the
+sword of the master. Fix not the seal
+of reproach on our whole village. Let
+them not say, 'They have seen travellers
+in the heat of noon, and
+have not refreshed them nor sheltered
+them.'&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;We thank you for your kindness;
+but we are not wont to take forced
+hospitality; and haste is even more
+necessary for us than rest.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You ride to your death without a
+guide.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Guide!&quot; exclaimed the traveller;
+&quot;I know every step of the Caucasus.
+I have been where your serpents
+climb not, your tigers cannot mount,
+your eagles cannot fly. Make way,
+comrade: thy threshold is not on
+God's high-road, and I have no time
+to prate with thee.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I will not yield a step, till I know
+who and whence you are!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Insolent scoundrel, out of my way,
+or thy mother shall beg thy bones
+from the jackall and the wind! Thank
+your luck, N&eacute;phtali, that thy father
+and I have eaten one another's salt;
+and often have ridden by his side in
+the battle. Unworthy son! thou art
+rambling about the roads, and ready to
+attack the peaceable travellers, while
+thy father's corse lies rotting on the
+fields of Russia, and the wives of the
+Kaz&aacute;ks are selling his arms in the
+bazar. N&eacute;phtali, thy father was slain
+yesterday beyond the T&eacute;rek. Dost
+thou know me now?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Sultan Akhmet Khan!&quot; cried the
+Tchetchenetz, struck by the piercing
+look and by the terrible news. His
+voice was stifled, and he fell forward
+on his horse's neck in inexpressible
+grief.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes, I am Sultan Akhmet Khan!
+but grave this in your memory, N&eacute;phtali&mdash;that
+if you say to any one, 'I
+have seen the Khan of Av&aacute;r,' my vengeance
+will live from generation to
+generation.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The strangers passed on, the Khan
+in silence, plunged, as it seemed, in
+painful recollections; Ammal&aacute;t (for it
+was he) in gloomy thought. The dress
+of both bore witness to recent fighting;
+their mustaches were singed by the
+priming, and splashes of blood had
+dried upon their faces; but the proud
+look of the first seemed to defy to the
+combat fate and chance; a gloomy
+smile, of hate mingled with scorn, contracted
+his lip. On the other hand,
+on the features of Ammal&aacute;t exhaustion
+was painted. He could hardly turn
+his languid eyes; and from time to time
+a groan escaped him, caused by the
+pain of his wounded arm. The uneasy
+pace of the Tartar horse, unaccustomed
+to the mountain roads, renewed
+the torment of his wound. He
+was the first to break the silence.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Why have you refused the offer of
+these good people? We might have
+stopped an hour or two to repose,
+and at dewfall we could have proceeded.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You think so, because you feel
+like a young man, dear Ammal&aacute;t: you
+are used to rule your Tartars like
+slaves, and you fancy that you can
+conduct yourself with the same ease
+among the free mountaineers. The
+hand of fate weighs heavily upon us;&mdash;we
+are defeated and flying. Hundreds
+of brave mountaineers&mdash;your
+no&uacute;kers and my own&mdash;have fallen in
+fight with the Russians; and the
+Tchetchenetz has seen turned to flight
+the face of Sultan Akhmet Khan,
+which they are wont to behold the
+star of victory! To accept the beggar's
+repast, perhaps to hear reproaches
+for the death of fathers and sons, carried
+away by me in this rash expedition&mdash;'twould
+be to lose their confidence
+for ever. Time will pass, tears
+will dry up; the thirst of vengeance
+will take place of grief for the dead;
+and then again Sultan Akhmet will be
+seen the prophet of plunder and of
+blood. Then again the battle-signal
+shall echo through the mountains, and
+I shall once more lead flying bands of
+avengers into the Russian limits. If I
+go now, in the moment of defeat, the
+Tchetchenetz will judge that Allah
+giveth and taketh away victory. They
+may offend me by rash words, and
+with me an offence is ineffaceable; and
+the revenge of a personal offence would
+obstruct the road that leads me to the
+Russians. Why, then, provoke a quarrel
+with a brave people&mdash;and destroy
+the idol of glory on which they are
+wont to gaze with rapture? Never
+does man appear so mean as in weakness,
+when every one can measure
+his strength with him fearlessly: besides,
+you need a skilful leech, and
+nowhere will you find a better than at
+my house. To-morrow we shall be at
+home; have patience until then.&quot;</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="page299" id="page299" title="page299"></a>With a gesture of gratitude Ammal&aacute;t
+Bek placed his hand upon his heart
+and forehead: he perfectly felt the
+truth of the Khan's words, but exhaustion
+for many hours had been
+overwhelming him. Avoiding the villages,
+they passed the night among the
+rocks, eating a handful of millet boiled
+in honey, without the mountaineers
+seldom set out on a journey.
+Crossing the Koi-So&uacute; by the bridge
+near the Ashe&eacute;rt, quitting its northern
+branch, and leaving behind them
+And&eacute;h, and the country of the Boulin&eacute;tzes
+of the Koi-So&uacute;, and the naked
+chain of Salata&oacute;u. A rude path lay
+before them, winding among forests
+and cliffs terrible to body and soul;
+and they began to climb the last chain
+which separated them on the north
+from Khounz&aacute;kh or Av&aacute;r, the capital of
+the Khans. The forest, and then the
+underwood, had gradually disappeared
+from the naked flint of the mountain,
+on which cloud and tempest could
+hardly wander. To reach the summit,
+our travellers were compelled to ride
+alternately to the right and to the left,
+so precipitous was the ascent of the
+rocks. The experienced steed of the
+Khan stepped cautiously and surely
+from stone to stone, feeling his way
+with his hoofs, and when they slipped,
+gliding on his haunches down the declivities:
+while the ardent fiery horse
+of Ammal&aacute;t, trained in the hills of
+Daghest&aacute;n, fretted, curveted, and
+slipped. Deprived of his customary
+grooming, he could not support a two
+days' flight under the intense cold
+and burning sunshine of the mountains,
+travelling among sharp rocks, and
+nourished only by the scanty herbage
+of the crevices. He snorted heavily
+as he climbed higher and higher; the
+sweat streamed from his poitrel; his
+large nostrils were dry and parched,
+and foam boiled from his bit. &quot;Allah
+berek&eacute;t!&quot; exclaimed Ammal&aacute;t, as
+he reached the crest from which there
+opened before him a view of Av&aacute;r:
+but at the very moment his exhausted
+horse fell under him; the blood spouted
+from his open mouth, and his last
+breath burst the saddle-girth.</p>
+
+<p>The Khan assisted the Bek to extricate
+himself from the stirrups; but
+observed with alarm that his efforts
+had displaced the bandage on Ammal&aacute;t's
+wounded arm, and that the blood
+was soaking through it afresh. The
+young man, it seemed, was insensible
+to pain; tears were rolling down his
+face upon the dead horse. So one
+drop fills not, but overflows the cup.
+&quot;Thou wilt never more bear me like
+down upon the wind,&quot; he said, &quot;nor
+hear behind thee from the dust-cloud
+of the race, the shouts, unpleasing to
+the rival, the acclamations of the
+people: in the blaze of battle no more
+shalt thou carry me from the iron rain
+of the Russian cannon. With thee I
+gained the fame of a warrior&mdash;why
+should I survive, or it, or thee?&quot; He
+bent his face upon his knee, and remained
+silent a long time, while the
+Khan carefully bound up his wounded
+arm: at length Ammal&aacute;t raised his
+head: &quot;Leave me!&quot; he cried, resolutely:
+&quot;leave, Sultan Akhmet Khan,
+a wretch to his fate! The way is long,
+and I am exhausted. By remaining
+with me, you will perish in vain. See!
+the eagle soars around us; he knows
+that my heart will soon quiver beneath
+his talons, and I thank God! Better
+find an airy grave in the maw of a bird
+of prey, than leave my corse beneath
+a Christian foot. Farewell, linger
+not.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;For shame, Ammal&aacute;t! you trip
+against a straw....! What
+the great harm? You are wounded,
+and your horse is dead. Your wound
+will soon healed, and we will find
+you a better horse! Allah sendeth not
+misfortunes alone. In the flower of
+your age, and the full vigour of your
+faculties, it is a sin to despair. Mount
+my horse, I will lead him by the bridle,
+and by night we shall be at home.
+Time is precious!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;For me, time is no more, Sultan
+Ahkmet Khan ... I thank you
+heartily for your brotherly care, but I
+cannot take advantage of it ... you
+yourself cannot support a march on
+foot after such fatigue. I repeat ...
+leave me to my fate. Here, on these
+inaccessible heights, I will die free and
+contented ... And what is there to
+recall me to life! My parents lie under
+the earth, my wife is blind, my uncle
+and father-in-law the Shamkh&aacute;l are
+cowering at Tarki before the Russians
+... the Giaour is revelling in my
+native land, in my inheritance; and I
+myself an a wanderer from my home,
+a runaway from battle. I neither can,
+nor ought to live.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You ought <i>not</i> to talk such nonsense,
+dear Ammal&aacute;t:&mdash;and nothing
+but fever can excuse you. We are
+<a class="pagenum" name="page300" id="page300" title="page300"></a>created that we may live longer than
+our fathers. For wives, if one has
+not teazed you enough, we will find
+you three more. If you love not the
+Shamkh&aacute;l, yet love your own inheritance&mdash;you
+ought to live, if but for
+that; since to a dead man power is
+useless, and victory impossible. Revenge
+on the Russians is a holy duty:
+live, if but for that. That we are
+beaten, is no novelty for a warrior;
+to-day luck is theirs, to-morrow it falls
+to us. Allah gives fortune; but a man
+creates his own glory, not by fortune,
+but by firmness. Take courage, my
+friend Ammal&aacute;t.... You are
+wounded and weak; I am strong from
+habit, and not fatigued by flight.
+Mount! and we may yet live to beat
+the Russians.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The colour returned to Ammal&aacute;t's
+face ... &quot;Yes, I will live for revenge!&quot;
+he cried: &quot;for revenge both
+secret and open. Believe me, Sultan
+Akhmet Khan, it is only for this that I
+accept your generosity! Henceforth
+I am yours; I swear by the graves of
+my fathers.... I am yours! Guide
+my steps, direct the strokes of my arm;
+and if ever, drowned in softness, I forget
+my oath, remind me of this moment,
+of this mountain peak: Ammal&aacute;t
+Bek will awake, and his dagger will
+be lightning!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The Khan embraced him, as he lifted
+the excited youth into the saddle.
+&quot;Now I behold in you the pure blood
+of the Em&iacute;rs!&quot; said he: &quot;the burning
+blood of their children, which flows in
+our veins like the sulphur in the entrails
+of the rocks, which, ever and
+anon inflaming, shakes and topples
+down the crags.&quot; Steadying with one
+hand the wounded man in the saddle,
+the Khan began cautiously to descend
+the rugged croft. Occasionally the
+stones fell rattling from under their
+feet, or the horse slid downward over
+the smooth granite, so that they were
+well pleased to reach the mossy slopes.
+By degrees, creeping plants began to
+appear, spreading their green sheets;
+and, waving from the crevices like fans,
+they hung down in long ringlets like
+ribbons or flags. At length they reached
+a thick wood of nut-trees; then
+came the oak, the wild cherry, and,
+lower still, the tchin&aacute;r,<a name="footnotetag41" id="footnotetag41"></a><a href="#footnote41"><sup>41</sup></a> and the tchind&aacute;r.
+The variety, the wealth of vegetation,
+and the majestic silence of the
+umbrageous forest, produced a kind of involuntary
+adoration of the wild strength
+of nature. Ever and anon, from the
+midnight darkness of the boughs, there
+dawned, like the morning, glimpses of
+meadows, covered with a fragrant carpet
+of flowers untrodden by the foot
+of man. The pathway at one time
+lost itself in the depth of the thicket;
+at another, crept forth upon the edge
+of the rock, below which gleamed and
+murmured a rivulet, now foaming over
+the stones, then again slumbering on
+its rocky bed, under the shade of the
+barberry and the eglantine. Pheasants,
+sparkling with their rainbow tails,
+flitted from shrub to shrub; flights of
+wild pigeons flew over the crags, sometimes
+in an horizontal troop, sometimes
+like a column, rising to the sky; and
+sunset flooded all with its airy purple,
+and light mists began to rise from the
+narrow gorges: every thing breathed
+the freshness of evening. Our travellers
+were now near the village of Aki,
+and separated only by a hill from
+Khounz&aacute;kh. A low crest alone divided
+them from that village, when
+the report of a gun resounded from
+the mountain, and, like an ominous
+signal, was repeated by the echoes
+of the cliffs. The travellers halted
+irresolute: the echoes by degrees sank
+into stillness. &quot;Our hunters!&quot; cried
+Sultan Akhmet Khan, wiping the
+sweat from his face: &quot;they expect
+me not, and think not to meet me
+here! Many tears of joy, and many of
+sorrow, do I bear to Khounz&aacute;kh!&quot;
+Unfeigned sorrow was expressed in
+the face of Akhmet Khan. Vividly
+does every soft and every savage sentiment
+play on the features of the Asiatic.</p>
+
+<p>Another report soon interrupted his
+meditation; then another, and another.
+Shot answered shot, and at length
+thickened into a warm fire. &quot;'Tis
+the Russians!&quot; cried Ammal&aacute;t, drawing
+his sabre. He pressed his horse
+with the stirrup, as though he would
+have leaped over the ridge at a single
+bound; but in a moment his strength
+failed him, and the blade fell ringing
+on the ground, as his arm dropped
+heavily by his side. &quot;Khan!&quot; said
+he, dismounting, &quot;go to the succour
+of your people; your face will be
+<a class="pagenum" name="page301" id="page301" title="page301"></a>worth more to them than a hundred
+warriors.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The Khan heard him not; he was
+listening intently for the flight of the
+balls, as if he would distinguish those
+of the Russian from the Av&aacute;rian.
+&quot;Have they, besides the agility of the
+goat, stolen the wings of the eagle
+of Kazb&eacute;c? Can they have reached
+our inaccessible fastnesses?&quot; said he,
+leaning to the saddle, with his foot already
+in the stirrup. &quot;Farewell, Ammal&aacute;t!&quot;
+he cried at length, listening to
+the firing, which now grew hotter: &quot;I
+go to perish on the ruins I have made,
+after striking like a thunderbolt!&quot; At
+this moment a bullet whistled by, and
+fell at his feet. Bending down and
+picking it up, his face was lighted with
+a smile. He quietly took his foot from
+the stirrup, and turning to Ammal&aacute;t,
+&quot;Mount!&quot; said he, &quot;you shall presently
+find with your own eyes an answer
+to this riddle. The Russian bullets
+are of lead; but this is copper<a name="footnotetag42" id="footnotetag42"></a><a href="#footnote42"><sup>42</sup></a>&mdash;an
+Av&aacute;retz, my dear countryman. Besides,
+it comes from the south, where
+the Russians cannot be.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>They ascended to the summit of the
+crest, and before their view opened two
+villages, situated on the opposite sides
+of a deep ravine; from behind them
+came the firing. The inhabitants
+sheltering themselves behind rocks and
+hedges, were firing at each other. Between
+them the women were incessantly
+running, sobbing and weeping
+when any combatant, approaching the
+edge of the ravine, fell wounded. They
+carried stones, and, regardless of the
+whistling of the balls, fearlessly piled
+them up, so as to make a kind of defence.
+Cries of joy arose from one side or the
+other, as a wounded adversary was
+carried from the field; a groan of sorrow
+ascended in the air when one of
+their kinsmen or comrades was hit.
+Ammal&aacute;t gazed at the combat for some
+time with surprise, a combat in which
+there was a great deal more noise than
+execution. At length he turned an
+enquiring eye upon the Khan.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;With us these are everyday affairs!&quot;
+he answered, delightedly marking
+each report. &quot;Such skirmishes
+cherish among us a warlike spirit and
+warlike habits. With you, private
+quarrels end in a few blows of the dagger;
+among us they become the common
+business of whole villages, and any
+trifle is enough to occasion them. Probably
+they are fighting about some cow
+that has been stolen. With us it is no
+disgrace to steal in another village&mdash;the
+shame is, to be found out. Admire the
+coolness of our women; the balls are
+whizzing about like gnats, yet they pay
+no attention to them! Worthy wives
+and mothers of brave men! To be
+sure, there would be eternal disgrace
+to him who could wound a woman,
+yet no man can answer for a ball. A
+sharp eye may aim it; but blind chance
+carries it to the mark. But darkness
+is falling from heaven, and dividing
+these enemies for a moment. Let us
+hasten to my kinsmen.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Nothing but the experience of the
+Khan could have saved our travellers
+from frequent falls in the precipitous
+descent to the river Ouz&eacute;n. Ammal&aacute;t
+could see scarcely any thing before
+him; the double veil of night and
+weakness enveloped his eyes; his head
+turned: he beheld, as it were in a
+dream, when they again mounted an
+eminence, the gate and watch-tower of
+the Khan's house. With an uncertain
+foot he dismounted in a courtyard,
+surrounded by shouting no&uacute;kers
+and attendants; and he had hardly stepped
+over the grated threshold when his
+breath failed him&mdash;a deadly paleness
+poured its snow over the wounded
+man's face; and the young Bek, exhausted
+by loss of blood, fatigued by
+travel, hunger, and anguish of soul,
+fell senseless on the embroidered carpets.</p>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+
+<a name="bw329s2" id="bw329s2"></a>
+<a class="pagenum" name="page302" id="page302" title="page302"></a>
+<h2>POEMS AND BALLADS OF SCHILLER.</h2>
+
+<h3>No. VI.</h3>
+
+<h3>THE LAY OF THE BELL.</h3>
+
+<div class="blkquot"><p>&quot;Vivos voco&mdash;Mortuous plango&mdash;Fulgura frango.&quot;</p></div>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i1">Fast, in its prison-walls of earth,</p>
+<p class="i2">Awaits the mould of bak&egrave;d clay.</p>
+<p class="i1">Up, comrades, up, and aid the birth&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i2">THE BELL that shall be born to-day!</p>
+<p class="i4">And wearily now,</p>
+<p class="i4">With the sweat of the brow,</p>
+<p>Shall the work win its grace in the master's eye,</p>
+<p>But the blessing that hallows must come from high.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i1">And well an earnest word beseems</p>
+<p class="i2">The work the earnest hand prepares;</p>
+<p class="i1">Its load more light the labour deems,</p>
+<p class="i2">When sweet discourse the labour shares.</p>
+<p class="i1">So let us ponder&mdash;nor in vain&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i2">What strength has wrought when labour wills;</p>
+<p class="i1">For who would not the fool disdain</p>
+<p class="i2">Who ne'er can feel what he fulfills?</p>
+<p class="i1">And well it stamps our Human Race,</p>
+<p class="i2">And hence the gift TO UNDERSTAND,</p>
+<p class="i1">When in the musing heart we trace</p>
+<p class="i2">Whate'er we fashion with the hand.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i1">From the fir the fagot take,</p>
+<p class="i2">Keep it, heap it hard and dry,</p>
+<p class="i1">That the gather'd flame may break</p>
+<p class="i2">Through the furnace, wroth and high.</p>
+<p class="i4">Smolt the copper within&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i4">Quick&mdash;the brass with the tin,</p>
+<p>That the glutinous fluid that feeds the Bell</p>
+<p>May flow in the right course glib and well.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i1">What now these mines so deeply shroud,</p>
+<p class="i2">What Force with Fire is moulding thus,</p>
+<p class="i1">Shall from yon steeple, oft and loud,</p>
+<p class="i2">Speak, witnessing of us!</p>
+<p class="i1">It shall, in later days unfailing,</p>
+<p class="i2">Rouse many an ear to rapt emotion;</p>
+<p class="i1">Its solemn voice with Sorrow wailing,</p>
+<p class="i2">Or choral chiming to Devotion.</p>
+<p class="i1">Whatever sound in man's deep breast</p>
+<p class="i2">Fate wakens, through his winding track,</p>
+<p class="i1">Shall strike that metal-crown&egrave;d crest,</p>
+<p class="i2">Which rings the moral answer back.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i1">See the silvery bubbles spring!</p>
+<p class="i2">Good! the mass is melting now!</p>
+<p class="i1">Let the salts we duly bring</p>
+<p class="i2">Purge the flood, and speed the flow.</p>
+<p class="i4">From the dross and the scum,</p>
+<p class="i4">Pure, the fusion must come;</p>
+<p>For perfect and pure we the metal must keep,</p>
+<p>That its voice may be perfect, and pure, and deep.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<a class="pagenum" name="page303" id="page303" title="page303"></a>
+<p class="i1">That voice, with merry music rife,</p>
+<p class="i2">The cherish'd child shall welcome in;</p>
+<p class="i1">What time the rosy dreams of life,</p>
+<p class="i2">In the first slumber's arms begin.</p>
+<p class="i1">As yet in Time's dark womb unwarning,</p>
+<p class="i2">Repose the days, or foul or fair;</p>
+<p class="i1">And watchful o'er that golden morning,</p>
+<p class="i2">The Mother-Love's untiring care!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i1">And swift the years like arrows fly&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i1">No more with girls content to play,</p>
+<p class="i1">Bounds the proud Boy upon his way,</p>
+<p class="i1">Storms through loud life's tumultuous pleasures,</p>
+<p class="i1">With pilgrim staff the wide world measures;</p>
+<p class="i1">And, wearied with the wish to roam,</p>
+<p class="i1">Again seeks, stranger-like, the Father-Home.</p>
+<p class="i1">And, lo, as some sweet vision breaks</p>
+<p class="i2">Out from its native morning skies,</p>
+<p class="i1">With rosy shame on downcast cheeks,</p>
+<p class="i2">The Virgin stands before his eyes.</p>
+<p class="i1">A nameless longing seizes him!</p>
+<p class="i2">From all his wild companions flown;</p>
+<p class="i1">Tears, strange till then, his eyes bedim;</p>
+<p class="i2">He wanders all alone.</p>
+<p class="i1">Blushing, he glides where'er she move;</p>
+<p class="i2">Her greeting can transport him;</p>
+<p class="i1">To every mead to deck his love,</p>
+<p class="i2">The happy wild flowers court him!</p>
+<p class="i1">Sweet Hope&mdash;and tender Longing&mdash;ye</p>
+<p class="i2">The growth of Life's first Age of Gold;</p>
+<p class="i1">When the heart, swelling, seems to see</p>
+<p class="i2">The gates of heaven unfold!</p>
+<p>O Love, the beautiful and brief! O prime,</p>
+<p>Glory, and verdure, of life's summer time!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i1">Browning o'er the pipes are simmering,</p>
+<p class="i2">Dip this fairy rod within;</p>
+<p class="i1">If like glass the surface glimmering,</p>
+<p class="i2">Then the casting may begin.</p>
+<p class="i4">Brisk, brisk to the rest&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i4">Quick!&mdash;the fusion to test;</p>
+<p>And welcome, my merry men, welcome the sign,</p>
+<p>If the ductile and brittle united combine.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p>For still where the strong is betrothed to the weak,</p>
+<p>And the stern in sweet marriage is blent with the meek,</p>
+<p class="i1">Rings the concord harmonious, both tender and strong:</p>
+<p>So be it with thee, if for ever united,</p>
+<p>The heart to the heart flows in one, love-delighted;</p>
+<p class="i1">Illusion is brief, but Repentance is long.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i1">Lovely, thither are they bringing,</p>
+<p class="i2">With her virgin wreath, the Bride!</p>
+<p class="i1">To the love-feast clearly ringing,</p>
+<p class="i2">Tolls the church-bell far and wide!</p>
+<p class="i1">With that sweetest holyday,</p>
+<p class="i2">Must the May of Life depart;</p>
+<p class="i1">With the cestus loosed&mdash;away</p>
+<p class="i2">Flies ILLUSION from the heart!</p>
+<p class="i3">Yet Love lingers lonely,</p>
+<p class="i4">When Passion is mute,</p>
+<p class="i3">And the blossoms may only</p>
+<p class="i4">Give way to the fruit.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<a class="pagenum" name="page304" id="page304" title="page304"></a>
+<p class="i2">The Husband must enter</p>
+<p class="i3">The hostile life,</p>
+<p class="i3">With struggle and strife,</p>
+<p class="i3">To plant or to watch,</p>
+<p class="i3">To snare or to snatch,</p>
+<p class="i3">To pray and importune,</p>
+<p class="i2">Must wager and venture</p>
+<p class="i3">And hunt down his fortune!</p>
+<p>Then flows in a current the gear and the gain,</p>
+<p>And the garners are fill'd with the gold of the grain,</p>
+<p>Now a yard to the court, now a wing to the centre!</p>
+<p class="i2">Within sits Another,</p>
+<p class="i3">The thrifty Housewife;</p>
+<p class="i2">The mild one, the mother&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i3">Her home is her life.</p>
+<p class="i2">In its circle she rules,</p>
+<p class="i2">And the daughters she schools,</p>
+<p class="i3">And she cautions the boys,</p>
+<p class="i2">With a bustling command,</p>
+<p class="i2">And a diligent hand</p>
+<p class="i3">Employ'd she employs;</p>
+<p class="i2">Gives order to store,</p>
+<p class="i2">And the much makes the more;</p>
+<p>Locks the chest and the wardrobe, with lavender smelling,</p>
+<p>And the hum of the spindle goes quick through the dwelling;</p>
+<p>And she hoards in the presses, well polish'd and full,</p>
+<p>The snow of the linen, the shine of the wool;</p>
+<p>Blends the sweet with the good, and from care and endeavour</p>
+<p>Rests never!</p>
+<p class="i1">Blithe the Master (where the while</p>
+<p class="i1">From his roof he sees them smile)</p>
+<p class="i2">Eyes the lands, and counts the gain;</p>
+<p class="i1">There, the beams projecting far,</p>
+<p class="i1">And the laden store-house are,</p>
+<p class="i1">And the granaries bow'd beneath</p>
+<p class="i2">The blessings of the golden grain;</p>
+<p class="i1">There, in undulating motion,</p>
+<p class="i1">Wave the corn-fields like an ocean.</p>
+<p class="i1">Proud the boast the proud lips breathe:&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i1">&quot;My house is built upon a rock,</p>
+<p class="i1">And sees unmoved the stormy shock</p>
+<p class="i2">Of waves that fret below!&quot;</p>
+<p class="i1">What chain so strong, what girth so great,</p>
+<p class="i1">To bind the giant form of Fate?&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i2">Swift are the steps of Woe.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i2">Now the casting may begin;</p>
+<p class="i3">See the breach indented there:</p>
+<p class="i2">Ere we run the fusion in,</p>
+<p class="i3">Halt&mdash;and speed the pious prayer!</p>
+<p class="i4">Pull the bung out&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i4">See around and about</p>
+<p class="i1">What vapour, what vapour&mdash;God help us!&mdash;has risen?&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i1">Ha! the flame like a torrent leaps forth from its prison!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i2">What, friend, is like the might of fire</p>
+<p class="i2">When man can watch and wield the ire?</p>
+<p class="i2">Whate'er we shape or work, we owe</p>
+<p class="i2">Still to that heaven-descended glow.</p>
+<p class="i2">But dread the heaven-descended glow,</p>
+<p class="i2">When from their chain its wild wings go,</p>
+<a class="pagenum" name="page305" id="page305" title="page305"></a>
+<p class="i2">When, where it listeth, wide and wild</p>
+<p class="i2">Sweeps the free Nature's free-born Child!</p>
+<p class="i2">When the Frantic One fleets,</p>
+<p class="i3">While no force can withstand,</p>
+<p class="i2">Through the populous streets</p>
+<p class="i3">Whirling ghastly the brand;</p>
+<p class="i2">For the Element hates</p>
+<p class="i2">What Man's labour creates,</p>
+<p class="i3">And the work of his hand!</p>
+<p class="i2">Impartially out from the cloud,</p>
+<p class="i3">Or the curse or the blessing may fall!</p>
+<p class="i2">Benignantly out from the cloud</p>
+<p class="i3">Come the dews, the revivers of all!</p>
+<p class="i2">Avengingly our from the cloud</p>
+<p class="i3">Come the levin, the bolt, and the ball!</p>
+<p class="i2">Hark&mdash;a wail from the steeple!&mdash;aloud</p>
+<p class="i2">The bell shrills its voice to the crowd!</p>
+<p class="i3">Look&mdash;look&mdash;red as blood</p>
+<p class="i4">All on high!</p>
+<p class="i3">It is not the daylight that fills with its flood</p>
+<p class="i4">The sky!</p>
+<p class="i3">What a clamour awaking</p>
+<p class="i3">Roars up through the street,</p>
+<p class="i3">What a hell-vapour breaking</p>
+<p class="i4">Rolls on through the street,</p>
+<p class="i3">And higher and higher</p>
+<p class="i3">Aloft moves the Column of Fire!</p>
+<p class="i3">Through the vistas and rows</p>
+<p class="i3">Like a whirlwind it goes,</p>
+<p class="i3">And the air like the steam from a furnace glows.</p>
+<p class="i2">Beams are crackling&mdash;posts are shrinking&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i2">Walls are sinking&mdash;windows clinking&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i4">Children crying&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i4">Mothers flying&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i1">And the beast (the black ruin yet smouldering under)</p>
+<p class="i1">Yells the howl of its pain and its ghastly wonder!</p>
+<p class="i1">Hurry and skurry&mdash;away&mdash;away,</p>
+<p class="i1">And the face of the night is as clear as day!</p>
+<p class="i3">As the links in a chain,</p>
+<p class="i3">Again and again</p>
+<p class="i2">Flies the bucket from hand to hand;</p>
+<p class="i3">High in arches up rushing</p>
+<p class="i3">The engines are gushing,</p>
+<p class="i1">And the flood, as a beast on the prey that it hounds,</p>
+<p class="i1">With a road on the breast of the element bounds.</p>
+<p class="i3">To the grain and the fruits,</p>
+<p class="i3">Through the rafters and beams,</p>
+<p class="i1">Through the barns and the garners it crackles and streams!</p>
+<p class="i1">As if they would rend up the earth from its roots,</p>
+<p class="i3">Rush the flames to the sky</p>
+<p class="i3">Giant-high;</p>
+<p class="i1">And at length,</p>
+<p class="i1">Wearied out and despairing, man bows to their strength!</p>
+<p class="i1">With an idle gaze sees their wrath consume,</p>
+<p class="i1">And submits to his doom!</p>
+<p class="i3">Desolate</p>
+<p class="i2">The place, and dread</p>
+<p class="i2">For storms the barren bed.</p>
+<p class="i2">In the deserted gaps that casements were,</p>
+<p class="i2">Looks forth despair;</p>
+<p class="i2">And, where the roof hath been,</p>
+<p class="i2">Peer the pale clouds within!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<a class="pagenum" name="page306" id="page306" title="page306"></a>
+<p class="i3">One look</p>
+<p class="i4">Upon the grave</p>
+<p class="i4">Of all that Fortune gave</p>
+<p class="i3">The loiterer took&mdash;</p>
+<p>Then grasps his staff. Whate'er the fire bereft,</p>
+<p>One blessing, sweeter than all else, is left&mdash;</p>
+<p><i>The faces that he loves</i>! He counts them o'er&mdash;</p>
+<p>And, see&mdash;not one dear look is missing from <i>that</i> store!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i1">Now clasp'd the bell within the clay&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i2">The mould the mingled metals fill&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i1">Oh, may it, sparkling into day,</p>
+<p class="i2">Reward the labour and the skill!</p>
+<p class="i3">Alas! should it fail,</p>
+<p class="i3">For the mould may be frail&mdash;</p>
+<p>And still with our hope must be mingled the fear&mdash;</p>
+<p>And, even now, while we speak, the mishap may be near!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i1">To the dark womb of sacred earth</p>
+<p class="i2">This labour of our hands is given,</p>
+<p class="i1">As seeds that wait the second birth,</p>
+<p class="i2">And turn to blessings watch'd by heaven!</p>
+<p class="i1">Ah seeds, how dearer far than they</p>
+<p class="i2">We bury in the dismal tomb,</p>
+<p class="i1">Where Hope and Sorrow bend to pray</p>
+<p class="i1">That suns beyond the realm of day</p>
+<p class="i2">May warm them into bloom!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i3">From the steeple</p>
+<p class="i4">Tolls the bell,</p>
+<p class="i3">Deep and heavy,</p>
+<p class="i4">The death-knell!</p>
+<p class="i1">Measured and solemn, guiding up the road</p>
+<p class="i1">A wearied wanderer to the last abode.</p>
+<p class="i2">It is that worship'd wife&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i2">It is that faithful mother!<a name="footnotetag43" id="footnotetag43"></a><a href="#footnote43"><sup>43</sup></a></p>
+<p>Whom the dark Prince of Shadows leads benighted,</p>
+<p>From that dear arm where oft she hung delighted.</p>
+<p>Far from those blithe companions, born</p>
+<p>Of her, and blooming in their morn;</p>
+<p>On whom, when couch'd, her heart above</p>
+<p>So often look'd the Mother-Love!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i1">Ah! rent the sweet Home's union-band,</p>
+<p class="i2">And never, never more to come&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i1">She dwells within the shadowy land,</p>
+<p class="i2">Who was the Mother of that Home!</p>
+<p class="i1">How oft they miss that tender guide,</p>
+<p class="i2">The care&mdash;the watch&mdash;the face&mdash;the MOTHER&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i1">And where she sate the babes beside,</p>
+<p class="i2">Sits with unloving looks&mdash;ANOTHER!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i1">While the mass is cooling now,</p>
+<p class="i2">Let the labour yield to leisure,</p>
+<p class="i1">As the bird upon the bough,</p>
+<p class="i2">Loose the travail to the pleasure.</p>
+<p class="i3">When the soft stars awaken,</p>
+<p class="i3">Each task be forsaken!</p>
+<a class="pagenum" name="page307" id="page307" title="page307"></a>
+<p>And the vesper-bell lulling the earth into peace,</p>
+<p>If the master still toil, chimes the workman's release!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i1">Gleesome and gay,</p>
+<p class="i1">On the welcoming way,</p>
+<p class="i1">Through the wood glides the wanderer home!</p>
+<p class="i1">And the eye and ear are meeting,</p>
+<p class="i1">Now, the slow sheep homeward bleating&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i1">Now, the wonted shelter near,</p>
+<p class="i1">Lowing the lusty-fronted steer;</p>
+<p class="i1">Creaking now the heavy wain,</p>
+<p class="i1">Reels with the happy harvest grain.</p>
+<p class="i1">Which with many-coloured leaves,</p>
+<p class="i1">Glitters the garland on the sheaves;</p>
+<p class="i1">And the mower and the maid</p>
+<p class="i1">Bound to the dance beneath the shade!</p>
+<p class="i1">Desert street, and quiet mart;&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i1">Silence is in the city's heart;</p>
+<p class="i1">Round the taper burning cheerly,</p>
+<p class="i1">Gather the groups HOME loves so dearly;</p>
+<p class="i1">And the gate the town before</p>
+<p class="i1">Heavily swings with sullen roar!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i1">Though darkness is spreading</p>
+<p class="i2">O'er earth&mdash;the Upright</p>
+<p class="i1">And the Honest, undreading,</p>
+<p class="i2">Look safe on the night.</p>
+<p class="i1">Which the evil man watching in awe,</p>
+<p class="i1">For the Eye of the Night is the Law!</p>
+<p class="i2">Bliss-dower'd: O daughter of the skies,</p>
+<p>Hail, holy ORDER, whose employ</p>
+<p>Blends like to like in light and joy&mdash;</p>
+<p>Builder of Cities, who of old</p>
+<p>Call'd the wild man from waste and wold.</p>
+<p>And in his hut thy presence stealing,</p>
+<p>Roused each familiar household feeling;</p>
+<p class="i1">And, best of all the happy ties,</p>
+<p>The centre of the social band,&mdash;</p>
+<p><i>The Instinct of the Fatherland!</i></p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i1">United thus&mdash;each helping each,</p>
+<p class="i2">Brisk work the countless hands for ever;</p>
+<p class="i1">For nought its power to strength can teach,</p>
+<p class="i2">Like Emulation and Endeavour!</p>
+<p class="i1">Thus link'd the master with the man,</p>
+<p class="i2">Each in his rights can each revere,</p>
+<p class="i1">And while they march in freedom's van,</p>
+<p class="i2">Scorn the lewd rout that dogs the rear!</p>
+<p class="i1">To freemen labour is renown!</p>
+<p class="i2">Who works&mdash;gives blessings and commands;</p>
+<p class="i1">Kings glory in the orb and crown&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i2">Be ours the glory of our hands.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p>Long in these walls&mdash;long may we greet</p>
+<p>Your footfalls, Peace and concord sweet!</p>
+<p>Distant the day, Oh! distant far,</p>
+<p>When the rude hordes of trampling War</p>
+<p class="i1">Shall scare the silent vale;</p>
+<p class="i1">And where,</p>
+<p class="i1">Now the sweet heaven when day doth leave</p>
+<p class="i1">The air;</p>
+<p class="i1">Limns its soft rose-hues on the veil of Eve;</p>
+<a class="pagenum" name="page308" id="page308" title="page308"></a>
+<p class="i1">Shall the fierce war-brand tossing in the gale,</p>
+<p class="i1">From town and hamlet shake the horrent glare!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i1">Now, its destined task fulfill'd,</p>
+<p class="i2">Asunder break the prison-mould;</p>
+<p class="i1">Let the goodly Bell we build,</p>
+<p class="i2">Eye and heart alike behold.</p>
+<p class="i3">The hammer down heave,</p>
+<p class="i3">Till the cover it cleave.</p>
+<p>For the Bell to rise up to the freedom of day,</p>
+<p>Destruction must seize on the shape of the clay.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i1">To break the mould, the master may,</p>
+<p class="i2">If skilled the hand and ripe the hour;</p>
+<p class="i1">But woe, when on its fiery way</p>
+<p class="i2">The metal seeks itself to pour.</p>
+<p class="i1">Frantic and blind, with thunder-knell,</p>
+<p class="i2">Exploding from its shattered home,</p>
+<p class="i1">And glaring forth, as from a hell,</p>
+<p class="i2">Behold the red Destruction come!</p>
+<p class="i1">When rages strength that has no reason,</p>
+<p class="i1"><i>There</i> breaks the mould before the season;</p>
+<p class="i1">When numbers burst what bound before,</p>
+<p class="i1">Woe to the State that thrives no more!</p>
+<p class="i1">Yea, woe, when in the City's heart,</p>
+<p class="i2">The latent spark to flame is blown;</p>
+<p class="i1">And Millions from their silence start,</p>
+<p class="i2">To claim, without a guide, their own!</p>
+<p class="i1">Discordant howls the warning Bell,</p>
+<p class="i2">Proclaiming discord wide and far,</p>
+<p class="i1">And, born but things of peace to tell,</p>
+<p class="i2">Becomes the ghastliest voice of war:</p>
+<p class="i1">&quot;Freedom! Equality!&quot;&mdash;to blood,</p>
+<p class="i2">Rush the roused people at the sound!</p>
+<p class="i1">Through street, hall, palace, roars the flood,</p>
+<p class="i2">And banded murder closes round!</p>
+<p class="i1">The hy&aelig;na-shapes, that women were!</p>
+<p class="i2">Jest with the horrors they survey;</p>
+<p class="i1">They hound&mdash;they rend&mdash;they mangle there&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i2">As panthers with their prey!</p>
+<p class="i1">Nought rests to hallow&mdash;burst the ties</p>
+<p class="i2">Of life's sublime and reverent awe;</p>
+<p class="i1">Before the Vice the Virtue flies,</p>
+<p class="i2">And Universal Crime is Law!</p>
+<p class="i1">Man fears the lion's kingly tread;</p>
+<p class="i2">Man fears the tiger's fangs of terror;</p>
+<p class="i1">And still the dreadliest of the dread,</p>
+<p class="i2">Is Man himself in error!</p>
+<p class="i1">No torch, though lit from Heaven, illumes</p>
+<p class="i2">The Blind!&mdash;Why place it in his hand?</p>
+<p class="i1">It lights not him&mdash;it but consumes</p>
+<p class="i2">The City and the Land!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i1">Rejoice and laud the prospering skies!</p>
+<p class="i2">The kernel bursts its husk&mdash;behold</p>
+<p class="i1">From the dull clay the metal rise,</p>
+<p class="i2">Clear shining, as a star of gold!</p>
+<p class="i3">Neck and lip, but as one beam,</p>
+<p class="i3">It laughs like a sun-beam.</p>
+<p>And even the scutcheon, clear graven, shall tell</p>
+<p>That the art of a master has fashion'd the Bell!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<a class="pagenum" name="page309" id="page309" title="page309"></a>
+<p class="i1">Come in&mdash;come in</p>
+<p class="i1">My merry men&mdash;we'll form a ring</p>
+<p class="i1">The new-born labour christening;</p>
+<p class="i2">And &quot;CONCORD&quot; we will name her!&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i1">To union may her heart-felt call</p>
+<p class="i2">In brother-love attune us all!</p>
+<p class="i1">May she the destined glory win</p>
+<p class="i2">For which the master sought to frame her&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i1">Aloft&mdash;(all earth's existence under,)</p>
+<p class="i2">In blue-pavilion'd heaven afar</p>
+<p class="i1">To dwell&mdash;the Neighbour of the Thunder,</p>
+<p class="i2">The Borderer of the Star!</p>
+<p class="i1">Be hers above a voice to raise</p>
+<p class="i2">Like those bright hosts in yonder sphere,</p>
+<p class="i1">Who, while they move, their Maker praise,</p>
+<p class="i2">And lead around the wreath&egrave;d year!</p>
+<p class="i1">To solemn and eternal things</p>
+<p class="i2">We dedicate her lips sublime!&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i1">To fan&mdash;as hourly on she swings</p>
+<p class="i2">The silent plumes of Time!&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i1">No pulse&mdash;no heart&mdash;no feeling hers!</p>
+<p class="i2">She lends the warning voice to Fate;</p>
+<p class="i1">And still companions, while she stirs,</p>
+<p class="i2">The changes of the Human State!</p>
+<p class="i1">So may she teach us, as her tone</p>
+<p class="i2">But now so mighty, melts away&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i1">That earth no life which earth has known</p>
+<p class="i2">From the Last Silence can delay!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i1">Slowly now the cords upheave her!</p>
+<p class="i2">From her earth-grave soars the Bell;</p>
+<p class="i1">Mid the airs of Heaven we leave her</p>
+<p class="i2">In the Music-Realm to dwell!</p>
+<p class="i3">Up&mdash;upwards&mdash;yet raise&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i3">She has risen&mdash;she sways.</p>
+<p class="i1">Fair Bell to our city bode joy and increase,</p>
+<p class="i1">And oh, may thy first sound be hallow'd to&mdash;PEACE!<a name="footnotetag44" id="footnotetag44"></a><a href="#footnote44"><sup>44</sup></a></p>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+
+<h3>VOTIVE TABLETS.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>What the God taught me&mdash;what, through life, my friend</p>
+<p class="i1">And aid hath been,</p>
+<p>With pious hand, and grateful, I suspend</p>
+<p class="i1">The temple walls within.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+
+<h3>THE GOOD AND THE BEAUTIFUL.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>Foster the Good, and thou shalt tend the Flower</p>
+<p class="i1">Already sown on earth;&mdash;</p>
+<p>Foster the Beautiful, and every hour</p>
+<p class="i1">Thou call'st new flowers to birth!</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+
+<h3><a class="pagenum" name="page310" id="page310" title="page310"></a>TO &mdash;&mdash;.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>Give me that which thou know'st&mdash;I'll receive and attend;&mdash;</p>
+<p>But thou giv'st me <i>thyself</i>&mdash;pri'thee spare me, my friend.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+
+<h3>GENIUS.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>That which hath been can INTELLECT declare,</p>
+<p class="i1">What Nature built&mdash;it imitates or gilds&mdash;</p>
+<p>And REASON builds o'er Nature&mdash;but in air&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i1"><i>Genius</i> alone in Nature&mdash;Nature builds.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+
+<h3>CORRECTNESS&mdash;(Free translation.)</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>The calm correctness where no fault we see</p>
+<p>Attests Art's loftiest&mdash;or its least degree;</p>
+<p>Alike the smoothness of the surface shows</p>
+<p>The Pool's dull stagnor&mdash;the great Sea's repose!</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+
+<h3>THE IMITATOR.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>Good out of good&mdash;<i>that</i> art is known to all&mdash;</p>
+<p>But Genius from the bad the good can call&mdash;</p>
+<p>Thou, mimic, not from leading strings escaped,</p>
+<p>Work'st but the matter that's already shaped!</p>
+<p>The already shaped a nobler hand awaits&mdash;</p>
+<p>All matter asks a spirit that creates.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+
+<h3>THE MASTER.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>The herd of Scribes by what they tell us</p>
+<p>Show all in which their wits excel us;</p>
+<p>But the true Master we behold</p>
+<p>In what his art leaves&mdash;just untold!</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+
+<h3>TO THE MYSTIC.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>That is the real mystery which around</p>
+<p class="i1">All life, is found;&mdash;</p>
+<p>Which still before all eyes for aye has been,</p>
+<p class="i1">Nor eye hath seen!</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+
+<h3><a class="pagenum" name="page311" id="page311" title="page311"></a>ASTRONOMICAL WORKS.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>All measureless, all infinite in awe,</p>
+<p class="i1">Heaven to great souls is given&mdash;</p>
+<p>And yet the sprite of littleness can draw</p>
+<p class="i1">Down to its inch&mdash;the Heaven!</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+
+<h3>THE DIVISION OF RANKS.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>Yes, there's a patent of nobility</p>
+<p class="i1">Above the meanness of our common state;</p>
+<p>With what they <i>do</i> the vulgar natures buy</p>
+<p class="i1">Its titles&mdash;and with what they <i>are</i>, the great!</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+
+<h3>THEOPHANY.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>When draw the Prosperous near me, I forget</p>
+<p class="i1">The gods of heaven; but where</p>
+<p>Sorrow and suffering in my sight are set,</p>
+<p class="i1">The gods, I feel, are there!</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+
+<h3>THE CHIEF END OF MAN.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>What the chief end of Man?&mdash;Behold yon tree,</p>
+<p class="i1">And let it teach thee, Friend!</p>
+<p><i>Will</i> what that will-less yearns for;&mdash;and for thee</p>
+<p class="i1">Is compass'd Man's chief end!</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+
+<h3>ULYSSES.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>To gain his home all oceans he explored&mdash;</p>
+<p>Here Scylla frown'd&mdash;and there Charybdis roar'd;</p>
+<p>Horror on sea&mdash;and horror on the land&mdash;</p>
+<p>In hell's dark boat he sought the spectre land,</p>
+<p>Till borne&mdash;a slumberer&mdash;to his native spot</p>
+<p>He woke&mdash;and sorrowing, knew his country not!</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+
+<h3>JOVE TO HERCULES.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>'Twas not my nectar made thy strength divine,</p>
+<p>But 'twas thy strength which made my nectar thine!</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+
+<h3><a class="pagenum" name="page312" id="page312" title="page312"></a>THE SOWER.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>See, full of hope, thou trustest to the earth</p>
+<p class="i1">The golden seed, and waitest till the spring</p>
+<p>Summons the buried to a happier birth;</p>
+<p class="i1">But in Time's furrow duly scattering,</p>
+<p>Think'st thou, how deeds by wisdom sown may be,</p>
+<p class="i1">Silently ripen'd for Eternity?</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+
+<h3>THE MERCHANT.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>Where sails the ship?&mdash;It leads the Tyrian forth</p>
+<p>For the rich amber of the liberal North.</p>
+<p>Be kind ye seas&mdash;winds lend your gentlest wing,</p>
+<p>May in each creek, sweet wells restoring spring!&mdash;</p>
+<p>To you, ye gods, belong the Merchant!&mdash;o'er</p>
+<p>The waves, his sails the wide world's goods explore;</p>
+<p>And, all the while, wherever waft the gales,</p>
+<p>The wide world's good sails with him as he sails!</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+
+<h3>COLUMBUS.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>Steer on, bold Sailor&mdash;Wit may mock thy soul that sees the land,</p>
+<p>And hopeless at the helm may drop the weak and weary hand,</p>
+<p>YET EVER&mdash;EVER TO THE WEST, for there the coast must lie,</p>
+<p>And dim it dawns and glimmering dawns before thy reason's eye;</p>
+<p>Yea, trust the guiding God&mdash;and go along the floating grave,</p>
+<p>Though hid till now&mdash;yet now, behold the New World o'er the wave!</p>
+<p>With Genius Nature ever stands in solemn union still,</p>
+<p>And ever what the One foretels the Other shall fulfil.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+
+<h3>THE ANTIQUE TO THE NORTHERN WANDERER.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>And o'er the river hast thou past, and o'er the mighty sea,</p>
+<p>And o'er the Alps, the dizzy bridge hath borne thy steps to me;</p>
+<p>To look all near upon the bloom my deathless beauty knows,</p>
+<p>And, face to face, to front the pomp whose fame through ages goes&mdash;</p>
+<p>Gaze on, and touch my relics now! At last thou standest here,</p>
+<p>But art thou nearer now to me&mdash;or I to thee more near?</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+
+<h3>THE ANTIQUE AT PARIS.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>What the Grecian arts created,</p>
+<p>May the victor Gaul, elated,</p>
+<p class="i1">Bear with banners to his strand.<a name="footnotetag45" id="footnotetag45"></a><a href="#footnote45"><sup>45</sup></a></p>
+<p>In museums many a row,</p>
+<p>May the conquering showman show</p>
+<p class="i1">To his startled Fatherland!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="page313" id="page313" title="page313"></a>Mute to him, they crowd the halls,</p>
+<p>Ever on their pedestals</p>
+<p class="i1">Lifeless stand they!&mdash;He alone</p>
+<p>Who alone, the Muses seeing,</p>
+<p>Clasps&mdash;can warm them into being;</p>
+<p class="i1">The Muses to the Vandal&mdash;stone!</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;">
+
+<h3>THE POETRY OF LIFE.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>&quot;Who would himself with shadows entertain,</p>
+<p>Or gild his life with lights that shine in vain,</p>
+<p>Or nurse false hopes that do but cheat the true?</p>
+<p>Though with my dream my heaven should be resign'd&mdash;</p>
+<p>Though the free-pinion'd soul that now can dwell</p>
+<p>In the large empire of the Possible,</p>
+<p>This work-day life with iron chains may bind,</p>
+<p>Yet thus the mastery o'er ourselves we find,</p>
+<p>And solemn duty to our acts decreed,</p>
+<p>Meets us thus tutor'd in the hour of need,</p>
+<p>With a more sober and submissive mind!</p>
+<p>How front Necessity&mdash;yet bid thy youth</p>
+<p>Shun the mild rule of life's calm sovereign, Truth.&quot;</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p>So speak'st thou, friend, how stronger far than I;</p>
+<p>As from Experience&mdash;that sure port serene&mdash;</p>
+<p>Thou look'st; and straight, a coldness wraps the sky,</p>
+<p>The summer glory withers from the scene,</p>
+<p>Scared by the solemn spell; behold them fly,</p>
+<p>The godlike images that seem'd so fair!</p>
+<p>Silent the playful Muse&mdash;the rosy Hours</p>
+<p>Halt in their dance; and the May-breathing flowers</p>
+<p>Pall from the sister-Graces' waving hair.</p>
+<p>Sweet-mouth'd Apollo breaks his golden lyre,</p>
+<p>Hermes, the wand with many a marvel rife;&mdash;</p>
+<p>The veil, rose-woven by the young Desire</p>
+<p>With dreams, drops from the hueless cheeks of Life.</p>
+<p>The world seems what it <i>is</i>&mdash;A Grave! and Love</p>
+<p>Casts down the bondage wound his eyes above,</p>
+<p>And <i>sees</i>!&mdash;He sees but images of clay</p>
+<p>Where he dream'd gods; and sighs&mdash;and glides away.</p>
+<p>The youngness of the Beautiful grows old,</p>
+<p>And on thy lips the bride's sweet kiss seems cold;</p>
+<p>And in the crowd of joys&mdash;upon thy throne</p>
+<p>Thou sitt'st in state, and harden'st into stone.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+<a name="bw329s3" id="bw329s3"></a>
+<a class="pagenum" name="page314" id="page314" title="page314"></a>
+<h2>CALEB STUKELY.</h2>
+
+<h3>PART XII.</h3>
+
+<h3>THE PARSONAGE.</h3>
+
+<p>It was not without misgiving that
+I knocked modestly at the door of
+Mr Jehu Tomkins. For himself,
+there was no solidity in his moral
+composition, nothing to grapple or
+rely upon. He was a small weak
+man of no character at all, and but
+for his powerful wife and active partner,
+would have become the smallest
+of unknown quantities in the respectable
+parish that contained him. Upon
+his own weak shoulders he could not
+have sustained the burden of an establishment,
+and must inevitably have
+dwindled into the lightest of light
+porters, or the most aged of errand-boys.
+Nothing could have saved him
+from the operation of a law, as powerful
+and certain as that of gravitation,
+in virtue of which the soft and
+empty-headed of this world walk to
+the wall, and resign, without a murmur,
+their places to their betters. As
+for the deaconess, I have said already
+that the fact of her being a lady, and
+the possessor of a heart, constituted the
+only ground of hope that I could have
+in reference to her. This I felt to be
+insecure enough when I held the
+knocker in my hand, and remembered
+all at once the many little tales that I
+had heard, every one of which went
+far to prove that ladies may be ladies
+without the generous weakness of
+their sex,&mdash;and carry hearts about
+with them as easily as they carry bags.</p>
+
+<p>My first application was unsuccessful.
+The deacon was not at home.
+&quot;Mr Tomkins and his lady had gone
+<i>to hear</i> the Reverend Doctor Whitefroth,&quot;&mdash;a
+northern and eccentric
+light, now blazing for a time in the
+metropolis. It is a curious fact, and
+worthy to be recorded, that Mr Tomkins,
+and Mr Buster, and every non-conformist
+whom I had hitherto encountered,
+never professed to visit the
+house of prayer with any other object
+than that of <i>hearing</i>. It was never by
+any accident to worship or to pray.
+What, in truth was the vast but lowly
+looking building, into which hundreds
+crowded with the dapper deacon
+at their head, sabbath after sabbath&mdash;what
+but a temple sacred to
+vanity and excitement, eloquence and
+perspiration! Which one individual,
+taken at random from the concourse,
+was not ready to declare that his business
+there that day was &quot;to hear the
+dear good man,&quot; and nothing else? If
+you could lay bare&mdash;as, thank Heaven,
+you cannot&mdash;your fellow-creature's
+heart, whither would you behold stealing
+away the adoration that, in such
+a place, in such a time, is due to one
+alone&mdash;whither, if not to Mr Clayton?
+But let this pass.</p>
+
+<p>I paid a second visit to my friend,
+and gained admittance. It was about
+half-past eight o'clock in the evening,
+and the shop had been closed some
+twenty minutes before. I was ushered
+into a well-furnished room behind
+the shop, where sat the firm&mdash;Mrs
+Jehu and the junior partner. The
+latter looked into his lady's face, perceived
+a smile upon it, and then&mdash;but
+not till then, he offered me his hand,
+and welcomed me with much apparent
+warmth. This ceremony over, Mr
+Tomkins grew fidgety and uneasy,
+and betrayed a great anxiety to get
+up a conversation which he had not
+heart enough to set a going. Mrs
+Tomkins, a woman of the world,
+evinced no anxiety at all, sat smiling,
+and in peace. I perceived immediately
+that I must state at once the
+object of my visit, and I proceeded to
+the task.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Mrs Tomkins,&quot; I commenced.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Sir?&quot; said that lady, and then a
+postman's knock brought us to a stop,
+and Jehu skipped across the room to
+listen at the door.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;That's him, my dear Jemima,&quot; exclaimed
+the linen-draper, &quot;I know his
+knock,&quot; and then he skipped as quickly
+to his chair again.</p>
+
+<p>The door of the apartment was
+opened by a servant girl, who entered
+the room alone and approached her
+mistress with a card. Mrs Tomkins
+looked at it through her eye-glass,
+said &quot;she was most happy,&quot; and the
+servant then retired. The card was
+placed upon the table near me, and,
+as I believe, for my inspection. I
+took it up, and read the following
+<a class="pagenum" name="page315" id="page315" title="page315"></a>words, &quot;<i>Mr Stanislaus Levisohn</i>.&quot;
+They were engraven in the centre of
+the paper, and were surrounded by a
+circle of rays, which in its turn was
+enveloped in a circle of clouds. In
+the very corner of the card, and in
+very small characters, the words &quot;<i>general
+merchant</i>&quot; were written.</p>
+
+<p>There was a noise of shoe-cleaning
+outside the door for about five minutes,
+then the door was opened again by
+the domestic, and a remarkable gentleman
+walked very slowly in. He
+was a tall individual, with small cunning
+eyes, black eye-brows, and a
+beard. He was rather shabbily attired,
+and not washed with care. He
+had thick boorish hands, and he smelt
+unpleasantly of tobacco smoke; an
+affected grin at variance with every
+feature, was planted on his face, and
+sickened an unprejudiced observer at
+the very first gaze. His mode of uttering
+English betrayed him for a foreigner.
+He was a native of Poland.
+Before uttering a syllable, the interesting
+stranger walked to a corner of
+the room, turned himself to the wall,
+and muttered a few undistinguishable
+words. He then bowed lowly to the
+company, and took a chair, grinning
+all the while.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Is that a Polish move?&quot; asked
+Mr Tomkins.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It vos de coshtom mit de anshent
+tribes, my tear sare, vor alles tings, to
+recommend de family to de protection
+of de hevins. Vy not now mit all
+goot Christians?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Why not indeed?&quot; added Mrs
+Tomkins. &quot;May I offer you a glass of
+raisin wine?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Tank you. For de shtomack's
+sake&mdash;yase.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>A glass was poured out. It was
+but decent to offer me another. I paid
+my compliments to the hostess and
+the gentlemen, and was about to drink
+it off, when the enlightened foreigner
+called upon me in a loud voice to desist.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Shtay, mein young friend&mdash;ve are
+not de heathen and de cannibal. It
+is our privilege to live in de Christian
+society mit de Christian lady. Ve
+most ask blessing&mdash;alvays&mdash;never forget&mdash;you
+excuse&mdash;vait tree minutes.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>It was not for me to protest against
+so pious a movement, albeit it presented
+itself somewhat inopportunely and
+out of place. Mr Levisohn covered
+his face with one hand, and murmured
+a few words. The last only reached
+me. It was &quot;Amen,&quot; and this was
+rather heaved up in a sigh, than articulately
+expressed.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Do you like the wine?&quot; asked
+Jehu, as if he thought it superfine.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yase, I like moch&mdash;especially de
+sherry and de port.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Jehu smiled, but made no reply.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs Tomkins supposed that port
+and sherry were favourite beverages
+in Poland, but, for her part, she had
+found that nothing agreed so well with
+British stomachs as the native wines.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Ah! my lady,&quot; said the Pole, &quot;ve
+can give up very moch so long ve got
+British religions.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Very true, indeed,&quot; answered Mrs
+Tomkins. &quot;Pray, Mr Levisohn,
+what may be your opinion of the lost
+sheep? Do you think they will come
+into the fold during our time?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Before the gentleman replies, it may
+be proper to state on his behalf, that
+he had never given his questioner any
+reason to suppose that he was better
+informed on such mysterious subjects
+than herself. The history of his introduction
+into the family of the linen-draper
+is very short. He had been
+for some years connected with Mr
+Tomkins in the way of business,
+having supplied that gentleman with
+all the genuine foreign, but certainly
+English, perfumery, that was retailed
+with considerable profit in his over-nice
+and pious establishment. Mrs
+Tomkins, no less zealous in the cause
+of the church than that of her own
+shop, at length, and all on a sudden,
+resolved to set about his conversion,
+and to present him to the chapel as a
+brand plucked with her own hand from
+the burning. As a preliminary step,
+he was invited to supper, and treated
+with peculiar respect. The matter
+was gently touched upon, but discussion
+postponed until another occasion.
+Mr Levisohn being very shrewd, very
+needy, and enjoying no particular
+principles of morality and religion,
+perceived immediately the object of
+his hostess, met her more than half-way
+in her Christian purposes, and
+accepted her numerous invitations to
+tea and supper with the most affectionate
+readiness. Within two months
+he was received into the bosom of the
+church, and became as celebrated for
+the depth and intensity of his belief
+as for the earnestness and promptitude
+with which he attended the meetings
+<a class="pagenum" name="page316" id="page316" title="page316"></a>of the brethren, particularly those in
+which eating and drinking did not
+constitute the least important part of
+the proceedings. Being a foreigner,
+he was listened to with the deepest
+attention, very often indeed to his
+serious annoyance, for his ignorance
+was awful, and his assurance, great as
+it was, not always sufficient to get him
+clear of his difficulties. His foreign
+accent, however, worked wonders for
+him, and whenever too hard pressed,
+afforded him a secure and happy retreat.
+An unmeaning grin, and &quot;<i>me
+not pronounce</i>,&quot; had saved him from
+precipices, down which an Englishman,
+<i>c&aelig;teris paribus</i>, must unquestionably
+have been dashed.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Vill dey come?&quot; said Mr Levisohn,
+in answer to the question. &quot;Yase,
+certainly, if dey like, I tink.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Ah, sir, I fear you are a latitudinarian,&quot;
+said the lady.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I hope Hevin, my dear lady, vill
+forgive me for dat, and all my wickedness.
+I am a shinner, I shtink!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>I looked at the converted gentleman,
+at the same moment that Mrs Jehu
+assured him that it would be a great
+thing if they were all as satisfied of
+their condition as he might be. &quot;Your
+strong convictions of your worthlessness
+is alone a proof,&quot; she added, &quot;of
+your accepted state.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;My lady,&quot; continued the humble
+Stanislaus, &quot;I am rotten, I am a tief,
+a blackguard, a swindler, a pickpocket,
+a housebreak, a sticker mit de knife.
+I vish somebody would call me names
+all de day long, because I forget sometime
+dat I am de nashty vurm of de
+creation. I tink I hire a boy to call
+me names, and make me not forget.
+Oh, my lady, I alvays remember those
+fine words you sing&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>'If I could read my title clear</p>
+<p class="i1">To manshions in de shkies,</p>
+<p>I say farevell to every fear,</p>
+<p class="i1">And vipe my veeping eyes.'&quot;</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>&quot;That is so conscientious of you.
+Pray, my dear sir, is there an Establishment
+in Poland? or have you Independent
+churches?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Ah, my dear lady, we have noting
+at all!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Is it possible?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yase, it is possible&mdash;it is true.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Who could have thought it!
+What! nothing?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Noting at all, my lady. Do not
+ask me again, I pray you. It is
+frightful to a goot Christian to talk
+dese tings.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;What is your opinion of the Arminian
+doctrine, Mr Stanislaus?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Do you mean de doctrine?&quot; enquired
+Stanislaus, slowly, as though
+he found some difficulty in answering
+the question.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes, my dear sir.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I tink,&quot; said the gentleman, after
+some delay, &quot;it vould he very goot if
+were not for someting.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Dear me!&quot; cried Mrs Jehu, &quot;that
+is so exactly my opinion!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Den dere is noting more to be
+said about dat,&quot; continued Stanislaus,
+interrupting her; &quot;and I hope you
+vill not ask dese deep questions, my
+dear lady, vich are not at all proper to
+be answered, and vich put me into de
+low spirits. Shall ve sing a hymn?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;By all means,&quot; exclaimed the hostess,
+who immediately made preparations
+for the ceremony. Hymn-books
+were introduced, and the servant-maid
+ordered up, and then a quartet was
+performed by Mr Levisohn, Mrs Tomkins,
+her husband, and Betsy. The
+subject of the song was the courtship of
+Isaac. Two verses only have remained
+in my memory, and the manner
+in which they were given out by
+the fervent Stanislaus will never be
+forgotten. They ran thus:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>&quot;Ven Abraham's servant to procure</p>
+<p class="i1">A vife for Isaac vent,</p>
+<p>He met Rebekah, tould his vish,</p>
+<p class="i1">Her parents gave conshent.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p>'Shtay,' Satan, my old master, cries,</p>
+<p class="i1">'Or force shall thee detain.'</p>
+<p>'Hinder me not, I vill be gone,</p>
+<p class="i1">I vish to break my chain.'&quot;</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>This being concluded, Mr Tomkins
+asked Mr Levisohn what he had to
+say in the business line, to which Mr
+Levisohn replied, &quot;Someting very
+goot, but should he not vait until after
+soppare?&quot; whereupon Mr Tomkins
+gave his lady a significant leer, and
+the latter retired, evidently to prepare
+the much desired repast. Then did
+little Jehu turn confidentially to Stanislaus,
+and ask him when he meant to
+deliver that ere <i>conac</i> that he had
+promised him so long ago.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Ven Providence, my tear dikkon,
+paremits&mdash;I expect a case of goots at
+de cushtom-house every day; but my
+friend vot examins de marchandis,
+and vot saves me de duties ven I
+<a class="pagenum" name="page317" id="page317" title="page317"></a>makes it all right mit him, is vary ill,
+I am sorry for to say, and ve most
+vait, mit Christian patience, my dear
+sare, till he get well. You see
+dat?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh, yes; that's clear enough. Well,
+Stanny, I only hope that fellow won't
+die. I don't think you'd find it so easy
+to make it <i>all right</i> with any other
+chap; that's all!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I hope he vill not die. Ve mosht
+pray dat he live, my dear dikkon. I
+tink it vill be vell if der goot Mr Clayton
+pray mit der church for him. You
+shall speak for him.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well, what have you done about
+the <i>Eau de Cologne</i>?&quot; continued Jehu
+Tomkins. &quot;Have you nailed the fellow?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It vos specially about dis matter
+dat I vish to see you, my dear sare. I
+persvade der man to sell ten cases.
+He be very nearly vot you call in der
+mess. He valk into de Gazette next
+week. He shtarve now. I pity him.
+De ten cases cost him ten pounds. I
+give fifty shilling&mdash;two pound ten.
+He buy meat for de childs, and is
+tankful. I take ten shillings for my
+trouble. Der Christian satisfied mit
+vary little.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Any good bills in the market,
+Stanny?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Stanislaus Levisohn winked.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Ho&mdash;you don't say so,&quot; said the
+deacon. &quot;Have you got 'em with you?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;After soppare, my dear sare,&quot;
+answered Stanislaus, who looked at
+me, and winked again significantly at
+Jehu.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs Tomkins returned, accompanied
+by the vocal Betsy. The cloth
+was spread, and real silver forks, and
+fine cut tumblers, and blue plates with
+scripture patterns, speedily appeared.
+Then came a dish of fried sausages and
+parsley&mdash;then baked potatoes&mdash;then
+lamb chops. Then we all sat round
+the table, and then, against all order
+and propriety, Mrs Jehu grossly and
+publicly insulted her husband at his
+own board, by calling upon the enlightened
+foreigner to ask a blessing
+upon the meal.</p>
+
+<p>The company sat down; but scarcely
+were we seated before Stanislaus
+resumed.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I tank you, my tear goot Mrs
+Tomkins for dat shop mit der brown,
+ven it comes to my turn to be sarved.
+It look just der ting.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Mrs Jehu served her guest immediately.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I vill take a sossage, tear lady,
+also, if you please.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And a baked potato?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And a baked potato? Yase.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>He was served.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I beg your pardon, Christian
+lady, have you got, perhaps, der littel
+pickel-chesnut and der crimson cabbage?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Mr Tomkins, go down-stairs and
+get the pickles,&quot; said the mistress of
+the house, and Tomkins vanished like
+a mouse on tiptoe.</p>
+
+<p>Before he could return, Stanislaus
+had eaten more than half his chop,
+and discovered that, after all, &quot;it was
+<i>not</i> just the ting.&quot; Mrs Jehu entreated
+him to try another. He declined
+at first; but at length suffered
+himself to be persuaded. Four chops
+had graced the dish originally; the
+remaining two were divided equally
+between the lady and myself. I begged
+that my share might be left for
+the worthy host, but receiving a recommendation
+from his wife &quot;not to
+mind <i>him</i>,&quot; I said no more, but kept
+Mr Stanislaus Levisohn in countenance.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I hope you'll find it to your liking,
+Mr Stukely,&quot; said our hostess.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Mishter vat?&quot; exclaimed the
+foreigner, looking quickly up. &quot;I
+tink I&quot;&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;What is the matter, my dear sir?&quot;
+enquired the lady of the house.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Noting, my tear friend, I tought
+der young gentleman vos a poor unconverted
+sinner dat I met a long time
+ago. Dat is all. Ve talk of someting
+else.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Has the reader forgotten the dark-visaged
+individual, who at the examination
+of my lamented father before
+the Commissioners of Bankruptcy
+made his appearance in company
+with Mr Levy and the ready Ikey?
+Him I mean of the vivid imagination,
+who swore to facts which were no
+facts at all, and whom an unpoetic
+jury sentenced to vile imprisonment
+for wilful perjury? <i>There he sat</i>,
+transformed into a Pole, bearded and
+whiskered, and the hair of his head
+close clipped, but in every other regard
+the same as when the constable
+invited him to forsake a too prosaic
+and ungrateful world: and had Mr
+Levisohn been wise and guarded, the
+discovery would never have been
+made by me; for we had met but
+once before, then only for a short half
+hour, and under agitating circumstances.
+<a class="pagenum" name="page318" id="page318" title="page318"></a>But my curiosity and attention
+once roused by his exclamation, it
+was impossible to mistake my man.
+I fixed my eye upon him, and the
+harder he pulled at his chop, and the
+more he attempted to evade my gaze,
+the more satisfied was I that a villain
+and an impostor was seated amongst us.
+Thinking, absurdly enough, to do my
+host and hostess a lasting service, I
+determined without delay to unmask
+the pretended saint, and to secure his
+victims from the designs he purposed.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Mr Levisohn,&quot; I said immediately,
+&quot;you have told the truth&mdash;we
+have met before.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Nevare, my tear friend, you mistake;
+nevare in my life, upon my vurd.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Mrs Tomkins,&quot; I continued, rising,
+&quot;I should not be worthy of your
+hospitality if I did not at once make
+known to you the character of that
+man. He is a convicted criminal. I
+have myself known him to be guilty
+of the grossest practices.&quot; Mr Levisohn
+dropped his chop, turned his
+greasy face up, and then looked round
+the room, and endeavoured to appear
+unconcerned, innocent, and amazed
+all at once. At this moment Jehu entered
+the room with the pickles, and
+the face of the deaconess grew fearfully
+stern.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Were you ever in the Court of Bankruptcy,
+Mr Levisohn?&quot; I continued.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I have never been out of London,
+my good sare. You labour under
+de mistake.&mdash;I excuse you. Ah!&quot;
+he cried our suddenly, as if a new idea
+had struck him very hard; &quot;I see
+now vot it is. I explain. You take
+me for somebody else.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I do not, sir. I accuse you publicly
+of having committed perjury of the
+most shameless kind, and I can prove
+you guilty of the charge. Do you
+know a person of the name of Levy?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Mr Stanislaus looked to the ceiling
+after the manner of individuals who
+desire, or who do not desire, as the
+case may be, to call a subject to remembrance.
+&quot;No,&quot; he answered,
+after a long pause; &quot;certainly not.
+I never hear dat name.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Beware of him, Mrs Tomkins,&quot;
+I continued, &quot;he is an impostor, a
+disgrace to mankind, and to the faith
+which he professes.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;What do you mean by that, you
+impertinent young man?&quot; said Mrs
+Tomkins, her blood rising to her
+face, herself rising from her chair.
+&quot;I should have thought that a man
+who had been so recently expelled
+from his church would have had more
+decency. A pretty person you must
+be, to bring a charge of this kind
+against so good a creature as that.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;No, do not say dat,&quot; interposted
+Stanny; &quot;I am not goot. I am a
+brute beast.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Mr Tomkins,&quot; continued the
+lady, &quot;I don't know what object that
+person has in disturbing the peace of
+our family, or why he comes here at
+all to-night. He is a mischief-making,
+hardened young man, or he would
+never have come to what he has.
+Well, I'm sure&mdash;What will Satan put
+into his head next!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I vould vish you be not angry.
+Der young gentleman is, I dare say,
+vary goot at heart. He is labouring
+under de deloosions.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Mr Levisohn, pardon me, I am
+not. Proofs exist, and I can bring
+them to convict you.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Do you hear that, Mr Tomkins.
+Were you ever insulted so before? Are
+you master in your own house?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;What shall I do?&quot; said Jehu,
+trembling with excitement at the door.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Do! What! Give him his hat,
+turn him out.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh, my dear goot Christian friends,&quot;
+said Mr Levisohn, imploringly; &quot;de
+booels of der Christian growls ven
+he shees dese sights; vot is de goot
+of to fight? It is shtoopid. Let me
+be der peacemaker. Der yong man
+has been drink, perhaps. I forgive
+him from te bottom of my heart. If
+ve quarrel ve fight. If ve fight ve
+lose every ting.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>'So Samson, ven his hair vos lost,</p>
+<p>Met the Philistines to his cost,</p>
+<p>Shook his vain limbs in shad shurprise,</p>
+<p>Made feeble fight, and lost his eyes.'&quot;</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>&quot;Mr Tomkins,&quot; I exclaimed, &quot;I
+court inquiry, I can obtain proofs.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;We want none of your proofs,
+you backslider,&quot; cried the deaconess.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Madam, you&quot;&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Get out of the house, ambassador
+of Satan! Mr Tomkins, will you tell
+him instantly to go?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Go!&quot; squealed Tomkins from the
+door, not advancing an inch.</p>
+
+<p>I seized my hat, and left the table.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You will be sorry for this, sir,&quot;
+said I; &quot;and you, madam&quot;&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Don't talk to me, you bad man.
+If you don't go this minute I'll spring
+the rattle and have up the watchmen.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>I did not attempt to say another
+<a class="pagenum" name="page319" id="page319" title="page319"></a>word. I left the room, and hurried
+from the house. I had hardly shut
+the street door before it was violently
+opened again, and the head of Mr
+Levisohn made itself apparent.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Go home,&quot; exclaimed that gentleman,
+&quot;and pray to be shaved, you
+shtoopid ass.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>It was not many days after the
+enacting of this scene, that I entered
+upon my duties as the instructor of
+the infant children of my friend. It
+was useless to renew my application
+to the deacon, and I abandoned the
+idea. The youngest of my pupils was
+the lisping Billy. It was my honour
+to introduce him at the very porch of
+knowledge&mdash;to place him on the first
+step of learning's ladder&mdash;to make familiar
+to him the simple letters of his
+native tongue, in whose mysterious
+combinations the mighty souls of men
+appear and speak. The lesson of the
+alphabet was the first that I gave,
+and a heavy sadness depressed and
+humbled me when, as the child repeated
+wonderingly after me, letter
+by letter, I could not but feel deeply
+and acutely the miserable blighting
+of my youthful promises. How long
+was it ago&mdash;it seemed but yesterday,
+when the sun used to shine brightly
+into my own dear bed-room, and
+awake me with its first gush of light,
+telling my ready fancy that he came
+to rouse me from inaction, and to encourage
+me to my labours. Oh, happy
+labours! Beloved books! What joy
+I had amongst you! The house was
+silent&mdash;the city's streets tranquil as
+the breath of morning. I heard nothing
+but the glorious deeds ye spoke
+of, and saw only the worthies that
+were but dust, when centuries now
+passed were yet unborn, but whose
+immortal spirits are vouchsafed still
+to elevate man, and cheer him onward.
+How intense and sweet was
+our communion; and as I read and
+read on, how gratefully repose crept
+over me; how difficult it seemed to
+think unkindly of the world, or to believe
+in all the tales of human selfishness
+and cruelty with which the old
+will ever mock the ear and dull the
+heart of the confiding and the young.
+How willing I felt to love, and how
+gay a place was earth, with her constant
+sun, and overflowing lap, and
+her thousand joys, for man! And how
+intense was the fire of <i>hope</i> that burned
+within me&mdash;fed with new fuel every
+passing hour, and how abiding and
+how beautiful <i>the future</i>! THE FUTURE!
+and it was here&mdash;a nothing&mdash;a
+dream&mdash;a melancholy phantasm!</p>
+
+<p>There are seasons of adversity, in
+which the mind, plunged in despondency
+and gloom, is startled and distressed
+by pictures of a happier time,
+that travel far to fool and tantalize
+the suffering heart. I sat with the
+child, and gazing full upon him, beheld
+him not, but&mdash;a vision of my
+father's house. There sits the good
+old man, and at his side&mdash;ah, how seldom
+were they apart!&mdash;my mother.
+And there, too, is the clergyman, my
+first instructor. Every well-remembered
+piece of furniture is there. The
+chair, sacred to my sire, and venerated
+by me for its age, and for our long
+intimacy. I have known it since
+first I knew myself. The antique
+bookcase&mdash;the solid chest of drawers&mdash;the
+solemn sofa, all substantial as
+ever, and looking, as at first, the immoveable
+and natural properties of
+the domestic parlour. My mother
+has her eyes upon me, and they are
+full of tears. My father and the minister
+are building up my fortunes,
+are fixing in the sandy basis of futurity
+an edifice formed of glittering
+words, incorporeal as the breath that
+rears it. And the feelings of that hour
+come back upon me. I glow with
+animation, confidence, and love. I
+have the strong delight that beats
+within the bosom of the boy who has
+the parents' trusty smile for ever on
+him. I dream of pouring happiness
+into those fond hearts&mdash;of growing up
+to be their prop and staff in their decline.
+I pierce into the future, and
+behold myself the esteemed and honoured
+amongst men&mdash;the patient,
+well-rewarded scholar&mdash;the cherished
+and the cherisher of the dear authors
+of my life&mdash;all brightness&mdash;all glory&mdash;all
+unsullied joy. The child touches
+my wet cheek, and asks me why I
+weep?&mdash;why?&mdash;why? He knows not
+of the early wreck that has annihilated
+the unhappy teacher's peace.</p>
+
+<p>We were still engaged upon our
+lesson, when John Thompson interrupted
+the proceeding, by entering
+the apartment in great haste, and
+placing in my hands a newspaper.
+&quot;He had been searching,&quot; he said,
+&quot;for one whole fortnight, to find a
+<a class="pagenum" name="page320" id="page320" title="page320"></a>situation that would suit me, and now
+he thought that he had hit upon it.
+There it was, 'a tutorer in a human
+family,' to teach the languages and
+the sciences. Apply from two to four.
+It's just three now. Send the youngster
+to his mother, and see after it,
+my friend. I wouldn't have you lose
+it for the world.&quot; I took the journal
+from his hands, and, as though placed
+there by the hand of the avenger to
+arouse deeper remorse, to draw still
+hotter blood from the lacerated heart,
+the following announcement, and nothing
+else, glared on the paper, and
+took possession of my sight.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;UNIVERSITY INTELLIGENCE. After
+a contest more severe than any known
+for years, MR JOHN SMITHSON, <i>of
+Trinity College, Cambridge</i>, has been
+declared THE SENIOR WRANGLER of
+his year. Mr Smithson is, we understand,
+the son of a humble curate
+in Norfolk, whose principal support
+has been derived from the exertions
+of his son during his residence in the
+University. The honour could not
+have been conferred on a more
+deserving child of Alma Mater.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>A hundred recollections crowded
+on my brain. My heart was torn with
+anguish. The perseverance and the
+filial piety of Smithson, so opposite
+to my unsteadiness and unnatural disloyalty,
+confounded and unmanned
+me. I burst into tears before the faithful
+Thompson, and covered my face
+for very shame.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;What is the matter, lad?&quot; exclaimed
+the good fellow, pale with
+surprise, his eye trembling with honest
+feeling. &quot;Have I hurt you? Drat
+the paper! Don't think, Stukely, I
+wished to get rid of you. Don't think
+so hard of your old friend. I thought
+to help and do you service; I know
+you have the feelings of a gentleman
+about you, and I wouldn't wound 'em,
+God knows, for any thing. There,
+think no more about it. I am so rough
+a hand, I'm not fit to live with Christians.
+I mean no harm, believe me.
+Get rid of you, my boy! I only wish
+you'd say this is your home, and
+never leave me&mdash;that would make me
+happy.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Thompson,&quot; I answered, through
+my tears, &quot;I am not deserving of
+your friendship. You have not offended
+me. You have never wronged
+me. You are all kindness and truth.
+I have had no real enemy but myself.
+Read that paper.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>I pointed to the paragraph, and he
+read it.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;What of it?&quot; he asked.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Thompson,&quot; listen to me; &quot;what
+do you say of such a son?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I can guess his father's feelings,&quot;
+said my friend. &quot;Earth's a heaven,
+Stukely, when father and child live
+together as God appointed them.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;But when a child breaks a parent's
+heart, Thompson&mdash;what then?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Don't talk about it, lad. I have
+got eleven of 'em, and that's a side of
+the picture that I can't look at with
+pleasure. I think the boys are good.
+They have gone on well as yet; but
+who can tell what a few years will
+do?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Or a few months, Thompson,&quot; I
+answered quickly, &quot;or a few days, or
+hours, when the will is fickle, principles
+unfixed, and the heart treacherous
+and false. That Smithson and I,
+Thompson, were fellow students. We
+left home together&mdash;we took up our
+abode in the University together&mdash;we
+were attached to the same college&mdash;taught
+by the same master&mdash;read from
+the same books. My feelings were
+as warm as his. My resolution to do
+well apparently as firm, my knowledge
+and attainments as extensive. If he
+was encouraged, and protected, and
+urged forward by the fond love of a
+devoted household&mdash;so was I. If parental
+blessings hallowed his entrance
+upon those pursuits which have ended
+so successfully for him&mdash;so did they
+mine. If he had motive for exertion,
+I had not less&mdash;we were equal in the
+race which we began together&mdash;look
+at us now!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;How did it happen, then?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;He was honest and faithful to his
+purpose. I was not. He saw one object
+far in the distance before him,
+and looked neither to the right nor
+left, but dug his arduous way towards
+it. He craved not the false excitement
+of temporary applause, nor
+deemed the opinion of weak men essential
+to his design. He had a sacred
+duty to perform, which left him
+not the choice of action, and he performed
+it to the letter. He had a feeling
+conscience, and a reasoning heart,
+and the home of his youth, and the
+sister who had grown up with him,
+the father who had laboured, the mother
+<a class="pagenum" name="page321" id="page321" title="page321"></a>who had striven for him, visited
+him by night and by day&mdash;in his silent
+study, and in his lonely bed, comforting,
+animating, and supporting him
+by their delightful presence.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And what did you do?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Just the reverse of this. I had
+neither simplicity of aim, nor stability
+of affection. One slip from the path,
+and I hadn't energy to take the road
+again. One vicious inclination, and
+the virtuous resolves of years melted
+before it. The sneer of a fool could
+frighten me from rectitude&mdash;the smile
+of a girl render me indifferent to the
+pangs that tear a parent's heart.
+Look at us both. Look at him&mdash;the
+man whom I treated with contemptuous
+derision. What a return home
+for him&mdash;his mission accomplished&mdash;HIS
+DUTY DONE! Look at me, the outcast,
+the beggar, the despised&mdash;the
+author of a mother's death, a father's
+bankruptcy and ruin&mdash;with no excuse
+for misconduct, no promise for the
+future, no self-justification, and no
+hope of pardon beyond that afforded
+to the vilest criminal that comes repentant
+to the mercy throne of God!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well&mdash;but, sir&mdash;Stukely&mdash;don't
+take the thing to heart. You are
+young&mdash;look for'rads. Oh, I tell you,
+it's a blessed thing to be sorry for our
+faults, and to feel as if we wished to
+do better for the time to come. I'm
+an older man than you, and I bid you
+take comfort, and trust to God for
+better things, and better things will
+come, too. You are not so badly off
+now as you were this time twelvemonth.
+And you know I'll never
+leave you. Don't despond&mdash;don't give
+away. It's unnatural for a man to
+do it, and he's lost if he does. Oh,
+bless you, this is a life of suffering and
+sorrow, and well it is; for who wouldn't
+go mad to think of leaving all his
+young 'uns behind him, and every
+thing he loves, if he wasn't taught
+that there's a quieter place above,
+where all shall meet agin? You know
+me, my boy; I can't talk, but I want
+to comfort you and cheer you up&mdash;and
+so, give me your hand, old fellow, and
+say you won't think of all this any more,
+but try and forget it, and see about
+settling comfortably in life. What do
+you say to the advertisement? A tutorer
+in a human family, to teach the languages
+and the sciences. Come now,
+that's right; I'm glad to see you
+laugh. I suppose I don't give the
+right pronunciation to the words.
+Well, never mind; laugh at your old
+friend. He'd rather see you laugh
+at him than teaze your heart about
+your troubles.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Thompson would not be satisfied
+until I had read the advertisement,
+and given him my opinion of its merits.
+He would not suffer me to say another
+word about my past misfortunes, but
+insisted on my looking forward cheerfully,
+and like a man. The situation
+appeared to him just the thing for me;
+and after all, if I had wrangled as
+well as that 'ere Smithson&mdash;(though,
+at the same time, <i>wrangling</i> seemed a
+very aggravating word to put into
+young men's mouths at all)&mdash;perhaps
+I shouldn't have been half as
+happy as a quiet comfortable life
+would make me. &quot;I was cut out for
+a tutorer. He was sure of it. So
+he'd thank me to read the paper without
+another syllable.&quot; The advertisement,
+in truth, was promising. &quot;The
+advertiser, in London, desired to engage
+the services of a young gentleman,
+capable of teaching the ancient
+languages, and giving his pupils 'an
+introduction to the sciences.' The
+salary would be liberal, and the occupation
+with a humane family in the
+country, who would receive the tutor
+as one of themselves. References
+would be required and given.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;References would be required and
+given,&quot; I repeated, after having concluded
+the advertisement, and put the
+paper down.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes, that's the only thing!&quot; said
+Thompson, scratching his honest ear,
+like a man perplexed and driven to a
+corner. &quot;We haven't got no references
+to give. But I'll tell you what we've
+got though. We've got the papers
+of these freehold premises, and we've
+something like two thousand in the
+bank. I'll give 'em them, if you
+turns out a bad 'un. That I'll undertake
+to do, and shan't be frightened
+either. Now, you just go, and
+see if you can get it. Where do you
+apply?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Wait, Thompson. I must not
+suffer you&quot;&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Did you hear what I said, sir?
+where do you apply?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;At X.Y.Z.&quot; said I, &quot;in Swallow
+street, Saint James's.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Then, don't you lose a minute.
+<a class="pagenum" name="page322" id="page322" title="page322"></a>I shouldn't be surprised if the place is
+run down already. London's overstocked
+with tutorers and men of larning.
+You come along o' me, Billy,
+and don't you lose sight of this 'ere
+chance, my boy. If they wants a reference,
+tell 'em I'll be glad to wait
+upon 'em.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Three days had not elapsed after
+this conversation, before my services
+were accepted by X.Y.Z.&mdash;and I
+had engaged to travel into Devonshire
+to enter at once upon my duties, as
+teacher in the dwelling-house of the
+Reverend Walter Fairman. X.Y.Z.
+was a man of business; and, fortunately
+for me, had known my father well.
+He was satisfied with my connexion,
+and with the unbounded recommendation
+which Thompson gave with me.
+Mr Fairman was incumbent of one of
+the loveliest parishes in England, and
+the guardian and teacher of six boys.
+My salary was fifty pounds per annum,
+with board and lodging. The
+matter was settled in a few hours,
+and before I had time to consider, my
+place was taken in the coach, and a
+letter was dispatched to Mr Fairman,
+announcing my intended departure.
+Nothing could exceed the joy
+of Thompson at my success&mdash;nothing
+could be kinder and more anxious
+than his valuable advice.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Now,&quot; he said as we walked together
+from the coach-office, &quot;was I
+wrong in telling you that better things
+would turn up? Take care of yourself,
+and the best wrangler of the lot may
+be glad to change places with you. It
+isn't lots of larning, or lots of money,
+or lots of houses and coaches, that
+makes a man happy in this world.
+They never can do it; but they can do
+just the contrarery, and make him
+the miserablest wretch as crawls. <i>A
+contented mind</i> is 'the one thing
+needful.' Take what God gives
+gratefully, and do unto others as you
+would that they should do unto you.
+That's a maxim that my poor father
+was always giving me, and, I wish,
+when I take the young 'uns to church,
+that they could always hear it, for human
+natur needs it.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The evening before my setting out
+was spent with Thompson's family. I
+had received a special invitation, and
+Thompson, with the labouring sons,
+were under an engagement to the
+mistress of the house, to leave the
+workshop at least an hour earlier than
+usual. Oh, it was a sight to move
+the heart of one more hardened than
+I can boast to be, to behold the affectionate
+party assembled to bid me
+farewell, and to do honour to our
+leave-taking. A little feast was prepared
+for the occasion, and my many
+friends were dressed, all in their Sunday
+clothes, befittingly. There was
+not one who had not something to
+give me for a token. Mary had worked
+me a purse; and Mary blushed
+whilst her mother betrayed her, and
+gave the little keepsake. Ellen thought
+a pincushion might be useful; and
+the knitter of the large establishment
+provided me with comforters.
+All the little fellows, down
+to Billy himself, had a separate gift,
+which each must offer with a kiss,
+and with a word or two expressive of
+his good wishes. All hoped I would
+come soon again, and Aleck more than
+hinted a request that I would postpone
+my departure to some indefinite
+period which he could not name.
+Poor tremulous heart! how it throbbed
+amongst them all, and how sad it
+felt to part from them! Love bound
+me to the happy room&mdash;the only love
+that connected the poor outcast with
+the wide cold world. This was the
+home of my affections&mdash;could I leave
+it&mdash;could I venture once more upon
+the boisterous waters of life without
+regret and apprehension?</p>
+
+<p>Thompson kindly offered to accompany
+me on the following morning to
+the inn from which I was destined to
+depart, but I would not hear of it.
+He was full of business; had little
+time to spare, and none to throw
+away upon me. I begged him not to
+think of it, and he acquiesced in my
+wishes. We were sitting together,
+and his wife and children had an hour
+or two previously retired to rest.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Them's good children, ain't they,
+Stukely?&quot; enquired Thompson, after
+having made a long pause.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You may well be proud of them,&quot;
+I answered.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It looked nice of 'em to make you
+a little present of something before
+you went. But it was quite right.
+That's just as it should be. I like
+that sort of thing, especially when a
+man understands the sperrit that a
+thing's given with. Now, some fellows
+would have been offended if any
+<a class="pagenum" name="page323" id="page323" title="page323"></a>thing had been offered 'em. How I
+do hate all that!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I assure you, Thompson, I feel
+deeply their kind treatment of their
+friend. I shall never forget it.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You ain't offended, then?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;No, indeed.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well, now, I am so happy to hear
+it, you can't think,&quot; continued Thompson,
+fumbling about his breeches
+pocket, and drawing from it at length
+something which he concealed in his
+fist. &quot;There, take that,&quot; he suddenly
+exclaimed; &quot;take it, my old fellow,
+and God bless you. It's no good
+trying to make a fuss about it.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>I held a purse of money in my
+hand.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;No, Thompson,&quot; I replied, &quot;I
+cannot accept it. Do not think me
+proud or ungrateful; but I have no
+right to take it.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It's only twenty guineas, man,
+and I can afford it. Now look, Stukely,
+you are going to leave me. If you
+don't take it, you'll make me as
+wretched as the day is long. You
+are my friend, and my friend mustn't
+go amongst strangers without an independent
+spirit. If you have twenty
+guineas in your pocket, you needn't
+be worrying yourself about little things.
+You'll find plenty of ways to make the
+money useful. You shall pay me, if
+you like, when you grow rich, and we
+meets again; but take it now, and make
+John Thompson happy.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>In the lap of nature the troubled
+mind gets rest; and the wounds of
+the heart heal rapidly, once delivered
+there, safe from contact with the infectious
+world; and the bosom of the
+nursing mother is not more powerful
+or quick to lull the pain and still the
+sobs of her distressed ones. It is the
+sanctuary of the bruised spirit, and to
+arrive at it is to secure shelter and to
+find repose. Peace, eternal and blessed,
+birthright and joy of angels,
+whither do those glimpses hover that
+we catch of thee in this tumultuous
+life, weak, faint, and transient though
+they be, melting the human soul with
+heavenly tranquillity? Whither, if
+not upon the everlasting hills, where
+the brown line divides the sky, or on
+the gentle sea, where sea and sky are
+one&mdash;a liquid cupola&mdash;or in the leafy
+woods and secret vales, where beauty
+lends her thrilling voice to silence?
+How often will the remembrance only
+of one bright spot&mdash;a vision of Paradise
+rising over the dull waste of my
+existence&mdash;send a glow of comfort to
+my aged heart, and a fresh feeling of
+repose which the harsh business of
+life cannot extinguish or disturb!
+And what a fair history comes with
+that shadowy recollection! How much
+of passionate condensed existence is
+involved in it, and how mysteriously,
+yet naturally connected with it, seem
+all the noblest feelings of my imperfect
+nature! The scene of beauty has
+become &quot;a joy for ever.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>I recall a spring day&mdash;a sparkling
+day of the season of youth and promise&mdash;and
+a nook of earth, fit for the
+wild unshackled sun to skip along and
+brighten with his inconstant giddy
+light. Hope is everywhere; murmuring
+in the brooks, and smiling in
+the sky. Upon the bursting trees she
+sits; she nestles in the hedges. She
+fills the throat of mating birds, and
+bears the soaring lark nearer and
+nearer to the gate of Heaven. It is
+the first holiday of the year, and the
+universal heart is glad. Grief and
+apprehension cannot dwell in the human
+breast on such a day; and, for an
+hour, even <i>Self</i> is merged in the general
+joy. I reach my destination;
+and the regrets for the past, and the
+fear for the future, which have accompanied
+me through the long and
+anxious journey, fall from the oppressed
+spirit, and leave it buoyant,
+cheerful, free&mdash;free to delight itself
+in a land of enchantment, and to revel
+again in the unsubstantial glories of
+a youthful dream. I paint the Future
+in the colours that surround me, and
+I confide in her again.</p>
+
+<p>It was noon when we reached the
+headquarters of the straggling parish
+of Deerhurst&mdash;its chief village. We
+had travelled since the golden sunrise
+over noble earth, and amongst
+scenes scarcely less heavenly than the
+blue vault which smiled upon them.
+Now the horizon was bounded by a
+range of lofty hills linked to each
+other by gentle undulations, and bearing
+to their summits innumerable and
+giant trees; these, crowded together,
+and swayed by the brisk wind, presented
+to the eye the figure of a vast
+and supernatural sea, and made the
+intervening vale of loveliness a neglected
+blank. Then we emerged
+suddenly&mdash;yes, instantaneously&mdash;as
+<a class="pagenum" name="page324" id="page324" title="page324"></a>though designing nature, with purpose
+to surprize, had hid behind the jutting
+crag, beneath the rugged steep&mdash;upon
+a world of beauty; garden upon garden,
+sward upon sward, hamlet upon
+hamlet, far as the sight could reach,
+and purple shades of all beyond.
+Then, flashes of the broad ocean, like
+quick transitory bursts of light, started
+at intervals, washing the feet of a
+tall emerald cliff, or, like a lake,
+buried between the hills. Shorter
+and shorter become the intermissions,
+larger and larger grows the watery
+expanse, until, at length, the mighty
+element rolls unobstructed on, and
+earth, decked in her verdant leaves,
+her flowers and gems, is on the shore
+to greet her.</p>
+
+<p>The entrance to the village is by a
+swift, precipitous descent. On either
+side are piled rude stones, placed there
+by a subtle hand, and with a poet's
+aim, to touch the fancy, and to soothe
+the traveller with thoughts of other
+times&mdash;of ruined castles, and of old
+terrace walks. Already have the
+stones fulfilled their purpose, and the
+ivy, the brier, and the saxifrage have
+found a home amongst them. At the
+foot of the declivity, standing like a
+watchful mother, is the church&mdash;the
+small, the unpretending, the venerable
+and lovely village church. You do
+not see a house till she is passed. Before
+a house was built about her, she
+was an aged church, and her favoured
+graves were rich in heavenly clay.
+The churchyard gate; and then at
+once, the limited and quiet village,
+nestling in a valley and shut out from
+the world: beautiful and self-sufficient.
+Hill upon hill behind, each greener
+than the last&mdash;hill upon hill before,
+all exclusion, and nothing but her
+own surpassing loveliness to console
+and cheer her solitude. And is it not
+enough? What if she know little of
+the sea beyond its voice, and nothing
+of external life&mdash;her crystal stream,
+her myrtle-covered cottages, her garden
+plots, her variegated flowers and
+massive foliage, her shady dells and
+scented lanes are joys enough for her
+small commonwealth. Thin curling
+smoke that rises like a spirit from
+the hidden bosom of one green hillock,
+proclaims the single house that
+has its seat upon the eminence. It is
+the parsonage&mdash;my future home.</p>
+
+<p>With a trembling heart I left the
+little inn, and took my silent way to
+the incumbent's house. There was
+no eye to follow me, the leafy street
+was tenantless, and seemed made over
+to the restless sun and dissolute winds
+to wanton through it as they pleased.
+As I ascended, the view enlarged&mdash;beauty
+became more beauteous, silence
+more profound. I reached the
+parsonage gate, and my heart yearned
+to tell how much I longed to live and
+die on this sequestered and most peaceful
+spot. The dwelling-house was
+primitive and low; its long and overhanging
+roof was thatched; its windows
+small and many. A myrtle,
+luxuriant as a vine, covered its entire
+front, and concealed the ancient brick
+and wood. A raised bank surrounded
+the green nest, and a gentle slope conducted
+to a lawn fringed with the earliest
+flowers of the year. I rang the
+loud bell, and a neatly dressed servant-girl
+gave me admittance to the
+house. In a room of moderate size,
+furnished by a hand as old at least as
+the grandsires of the present occupants,
+and well supplied with books,
+sat the incumbent. He was a man of
+fifty years of age or more, tall and
+gentlemanly in demeanour. His head
+was partly bald, and what remained of
+his hair was grey almost to whiteness.
+He had a noble forehead, a marked
+brow, and a cold grey eye. His
+mouth betrayed sorrow, or habitual
+deep reflection, and the expression of
+every other feature tended to seriousness.
+The first impression was unfavourable.
+A youth, who was reading
+with the minister when I entered
+the apartment, was dismissed with a
+simple inclination of the head, and the
+Rev. Walter Fairman then pointed to
+a seat.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You have had a tedious journey,
+Mr Stukely,&quot; began the incumbent,
+&quot;and you are fatigued, no doubt.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;What a glorious spot this is, sir!&quot;
+I exclaimed.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes, it is pretty,&quot; answered Mr
+Fairman, very coldly as I thought.
+&quot;Are you hungry, Mr Stukely? We
+dine early; but pray take refreshment
+if you need it.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>I declined respectfully.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Do you bring letters from my
+agent?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I have a parcel in my trunk, sir,
+which will be here immediately.
+What magnificent trees!&quot; I exclaimed
+<a class="pagenum" name="page325" id="page325" title="page325"></a>again, my eyes riveted upon a stately
+cluster, which were about a hundred
+yards distant.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Have you been accustomed to
+tuition?&quot; asked Mr Fairman, taking
+no notice of my remark.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I have not, sir, but I am sure
+that I shall be delighted with the
+occupation. I have always thought
+so.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;We must not be too sanguine.
+Nothing requires more delicate handling
+than the mind of youth. In no
+business is experience, great discernment
+and tact, so much needed as in
+that of instruction.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes, sir, I am aware of it.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;No doubt,&quot; answered Mr Fairman
+quietly. &quot;How old are you?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>I told my age, and blushed.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well, well,&quot; said the incumbent,
+&quot;I have no doubt we shall do. You
+are a Cambridge man, Mr Graham
+writes me?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I was only a year, sir, at the university.
+Circumstances prevented a
+longer residence. I believe I mentioned
+the fact to Mr Graham.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh yes, he told me so. You
+shall see the boys this afternoon. They
+are fine-hearted lads, and much may
+be done with them. There are six.
+Two of them are pretty well advanced.
+They read Euripides and
+Horace. Is Euripides a favourite of
+yours?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;He is tender, plaintive, and passionate,&quot;
+I answered; &quot;but perhaps I
+may be pardoned if I venture to prefer
+the vigour and majesty of the sterner
+tragedian.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You mean you like &AElig;schylus
+better. Do you write poetry, Mr
+Stukely? Not Latin verses, but English
+poetry.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I do not, sir.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well, I am glad of that. It
+struck me that you did. Will you
+really take no refreshment? Are you
+not fatigued?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Not in the least, sir. This lovely
+prospect, for one who has seen so little
+of nature as I have, is refreshment
+enough for the present.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Ah,&quot; said Mr Fairman, sighing
+faintly, &quot;you will get accustomed to
+it. There is something in the prospect,
+but more in your own mind.
+Some of our poor fellows would be
+easily served and satisfied, if we could
+feed them on the prospect. But if
+you are not tired you shall see more
+of it if you will. I have to go down
+to the village. We have an hour
+till dinner-time. Will you accompany
+me?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;With pleasure, sir.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Very well.&quot; Mr Fairman then rang
+the bell, and the servant girl came in.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Where's Miss Ellen, Mary?&quot;
+asked the incumbent.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;She has been in the village since
+breakfast, sir. Mrs Barnes sent word
+that she was ill, and Miss took her the
+rice and sago that Dr Mayhew ordered.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Has Warden been this morning?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;No, sir.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Foolish fellow. I'll call on him.
+Mary, if Cuthbert the fisherman
+comes, give him that bottle of port
+wine; but tell him not to touch a drop
+of it himself. It is for his sick child,
+and it is committing robbery to take
+it. Let him have the blanket also
+that was looked out for him.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It's gone, sir. Miss sent it yesterday.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Very well. There is nothing
+more. Now, Mr Stukely, we will go.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>I have said already that the first
+opinion which I formed of the disposition
+of Mr Fairman was not a flattering
+one. Before he spoke a word,
+I felt disappointed and depressed.
+My impression after our short conversation
+was worse than the first.
+The natural effect of the scene
+in which I suddenly found myself,
+had been to prepare my ever too
+forward spirit for a man of enthusiasm
+and poetic temperament. Mr
+Fairman was many degrees removed
+from warmth. He spoke to me in
+a sharp tone of voice, and sometimes,
+I suspected, with the intention
+of mocking me. His <i>manner</i>, when
+he addressed the servant-girl, was not
+more pleasing. When I followed him
+from the room, I regretted the haste
+with which I had accepted my appointment;
+but a moment afterwards
+I entered into fairyland again, and
+the passing shadow left me grateful
+to Providence for so much real enjoyment.
+We descended the hill,
+and for a time, in silence, Mr Fairman
+was evidently engaged in deep
+thought, and I had no wish to disturb
+him. Every now and then we lighted
+upon a view of especial beauty, and I
+was on the point of expressing my unbounded
+<a class="pagenum" name="page326" id="page326" title="page326"></a>admiration, when one look at
+my cool and matter-of-fact companion
+at once annoyed and stopped me.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes,&quot; said Mr Fairman at length,
+still musing. &quot;It is very difficult&mdash;very
+difficult to manage the poor. I
+wonder if they are grateful at heart.
+What do you think, Mr Stukely?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I have nothing to say of the poor,
+sir, but praise.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Mr Fairman looked hard at me, and
+smiled unpleasantly.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It is the scenery, I suppose. That
+will make you praise every thing for
+the next day or so. It will not do,
+though. We must walk on our feet,
+and be prosaic in this world. The
+poor are not as poets paint them, nor
+is there so much happiness in a hovel
+as they would lead you to expect. The
+poets are like you&mdash;they have nothing
+to say but praise. Ah, me! they draw
+largely on their imaginations.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I do not, sir, in this instance,&quot;
+I answered, somewhat nettled. &quot;My
+most valued friends are in the humblest
+ranks of life. I am proud to say
+so. I am not prepared to add, that
+the most generous of men are the most
+needy, although it has been my lot to
+meet with sympathy and succour at
+the hands of those who were much in
+want of both themselves.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I believe you, Mr Stukely,&quot; answered
+the incumbent in a more feeling
+tone. &quot;I am not fond of theories;
+yet that's a theory with which I would
+willingly pass through life; but it will
+not answer. It is knocked on the head
+every hour of the day. Perhaps it is
+our own fault. We do not know how
+to reach the hearts, and educate the
+feelings of the ignorant and helpless.
+Just step in here.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>We were standing before a hut at
+the base of the hill. It was a low
+dirty-looking place, all roof, with a
+neglected garden surrounding it. One
+window was in the cob-wall. It had
+been fixed there originally, doubtless
+with the object of affording light to
+the inmates; but light, not being essential
+to the comfort or happiness of the
+present tenants, was in a great measure
+excluded by a number of small
+rags which occupied the place of the
+diamond panes that had departed
+many months before. A child, ill-clad,
+in fragments of clothes, with
+long and dirty hair, unclean face, and
+naked feet, cried at the door, and loud
+talking was heard within. Mr Fairman
+knocked with his knuckle before he
+entered, and a gruff voice desired him to
+&quot;come in.&quot; A stout fellow, with a
+surly countenance and unshaven beard,
+was sitting over an apology for a fire,
+and a female of the same age and condition
+was near him. She bore an
+unhappy infant in her arms, whose
+melancholy peakish face, not twelve-months
+old, looked already conscious
+of prevailing misery. There was no
+flooring to the room, which contained
+no one perfect or complete article of
+furniture, but symptoms of many,
+from the blanketless bed down to the
+solitary coverless saucepan. Need I
+add, that the man who sat there, the
+degraded father of the house, had his
+measure of liquor before him, and
+that the means of purchasing it were
+never wanting, however impudently
+charity might be called upon to supply
+the starving family with bread?</p>
+
+<p>The man did not rise upon our entrance.
+He changed colour very
+slightly, and looked more ignorantly
+surly, or tried to do so.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well, Jacob Warden,&quot; said the
+incumbent, &quot;you are determined to
+brave it out, I see.&quot; The fellow did
+not answer.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;When I told you yesterday that
+your idleness and bad habits were
+bringing you to ruin, you answered&mdash;<i>I
+was a liar</i>. I then said, that when
+you were sorry for having uttered
+that expression, you might come to
+the parsonage and tell me so. You
+have not been yet&mdash;I am grieved to
+say it. What have I ever done to you,
+Jacob Warden, that you should behave
+so wickedly? I do not wish you
+to humble yourself to me, but I should
+have been glad to see you do your
+duty. If I did mine, perhaps, I should
+give you up, and see you no more, for
+I fear you are a hardened man.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;He hasn't had no work for a
+month,&quot; said the wife, in a tone of upbraiding,
+as if the minister had been
+the wilful cause of it.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And whose fault is that, Mrs
+Warden? There is work enough for
+sober and honest men in the parish.
+Why was your husband turned away
+from the Squire's?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Why, all along of them spoons.
+They never could prove it agin him,
+that's one thing&mdash;though they tried it
+hard enough.&quot;</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="page327" id="page327" title="page327"></a>&quot;Come, come, Mrs Warden, if
+you love that man, take the right
+way to show it. Think of your children.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes; if I didn't&mdash;who would, I
+should like to know? The poor are
+trodden under foot.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Not so, Mrs Warden, the poor
+are taken care of, if they are deserving.
+God loves the poor, and commands
+us all to love them. Give me
+your Bible?&quot; The woman hesitated a
+minute, and then answered&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Never mind the Bible, that won't
+get us bread.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Give me your Bible, Mrs Warden.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;We have'nt got it. What's the
+use of keeping a Bible in the house for
+children as can't read, when they are
+crying for summat to eat?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You have sold it, then?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;We got a shilling on it&mdash;that's all.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Have you ever applied to us for
+food, and has it been denied you?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well, I don't know. The servant
+always looks grumpy at us when we
+come a-begging, and seems to begrudge
+us every mouthful. It's all very well
+to live on other persons' leavings. I
+dare say you don't give us what you
+could eat yourselves.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;We give the best we can afford,
+Mrs Warden, and, God knows, with
+no such feeling as you suppose. How
+is the child? Is it better?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes, no thanks to Doctor Mayhew
+either.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Did he not call, then?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Call! Yes, but he made me tramp
+to his house for the physic, and when
+he passed the cottage the other day, I
+called after him; but devil a bit would
+he come back. We might have died
+first, of course: he knows, he isn't paid,
+and what does he care?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It is very wrong of you to talk so.
+You are well aware that he was hurrying
+to a case of urgency, and could
+not be detained. He visited you upon
+the following day, and told you so.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh yes, the following day!
+What's that to do with it?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Woman&quot; exclaimed Mr Fairman,
+solemnly, &quot;my heart bleeds for those
+poor children. What will become of
+them with such an example before
+their eyes? I can say no more to
+you than I have repeated a hundred
+times before. I would make you
+happy in this world if I could; I
+would save you. You forbid me. I
+would be your true friend, and you
+look upon me as an enemy. Heaven,
+I trust, will melt your heart! What
+is that child screaming for?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;What! she hasn't had a blessed
+thing to-day. We had nothing for her.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Mr Fairman took some biscuits from
+his pockets, and placed them on the
+table. &quot;Let the girl come in, and
+eat,&quot; said he. &quot;I shall send you some
+meat from the village. Warden, I
+cannot tell you how deeply I feel
+your wickedness. I did expect you to
+come to the parsonage and say you
+were sorry. It would have looked
+well, and I should have liked it. You
+put it out of my power to help you.
+It is most distressing to see you both
+going headlong to destruction. May
+you live to repent! I shall see you
+again this evening, and I will speak
+to you alone. Come, Mr Stukely,
+our time is getting short.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The incumbent spoke rapidly, and
+seemed affected. I looked at him, and
+could hardly believe him to be the
+cold and unimpassioned man that I
+had at first imagined him.</p>
+
+<p>We pursued our way towards the
+village.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;There, sir,&quot; said the minister in a
+quick tone of voice, &quot;what is the
+beautiful prospect, and what are the
+noble trees, to the heart of that man?
+What have they to do at all with
+man's morality? Had those people
+never seen a shrub or flower, could
+they have been more impenetrable,
+more insolent and suspicious, or
+steeped in vice much deeper? That
+man wants only opportunity, a large
+sphere of action, and the variety of
+crime and motive that are to be found
+amongst congregated masses of mankind,
+to become a monster. His passions
+and his vices are as wilful and
+as strong as those of any man born
+and bred in the sinks of a great city.
+They have fewer outlets, less capability
+of mischief&mdash;and there is the difference.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>I ventured no remark, and the incumbent,
+after a short pause, continued
+in a milder strain.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I may be, after all, weak and inefficient.
+Doubtless great delicacy and
+caution are required. Heavenly
+truths are not to be administered to
+these as to the refined and willing.
+The land must be ploughed, or it is
+useless to sow the seed. Am I not
+perhaps, an unskilful labourer?&quot;</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="page328" id="page328" title="page328"></a>Mr Fairman stopped at the first
+house in the village&mdash;the prettiest of
+the half dozen myrtle-covered cottages
+before alluded to. Here he
+tapped softly, and a gentle foot that
+seemed to know the visitor hastened
+to admit him.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well, Mary,&quot; said the minister,
+glancing round the room&mdash;a clean
+and happy-looking room it was&mdash;&quot;where's
+Michael?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;He is gone, sir, as you bade him,
+to make it up with Cousin Willett.
+He couldn't rest easy, sir, since you
+told him that it was no use coming to
+church so long as he bore malice. He
+won't be long, sir.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Mr Fairman smiled; and cold as his
+grey eye might be, it did not seem so
+steady now.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Mary, that is good of him; tell
+him his minister is pleased. How is
+work with him?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;He has enough to do, to carry
+him to the month's end, sir.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Then at the month's end, Mary,
+let him come to the parsonage. I
+have something for him there. But
+we can wait till then. Have you seen
+the itinerary preacher since?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It is not his time, sir. He
+didn't promise to come till Monday
+week.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Do neither you nor Michael speak
+with him, nor listen to his public
+preachings. I mean, regard him not
+as one having authority. I speak solemnly,
+and with a view to your eternal
+peace. Do not forget.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Every house was visited, and in all,
+opportunity was found for the exercise
+of the benevolent feelings by
+which the incumbent was manifestly
+actuated. He lost no occasion of affording
+his flock sound instruction and
+good advice. It could not be doubted
+for an instant that their real welfare,
+temporal and everlasting, lay
+deeply in his heart. I was struck by
+one distinguishing feature in his mode
+of dealing with his people; it was so
+opposed to the doctrine and practice
+of Mr Clayton, and of those who were
+connected with him. With the latter,
+a certain degree of physical fervour,
+and a conventional peculiarity
+of expression, were insisted upon and
+accepted as evidences of grace and renewed
+life. With Mr Fairman, neither
+acquired heat, nor the more easily
+acquired jargon of a clique, were
+taken into account. He rather repressed
+than encouraged their existence;
+but he was desirous, and even
+eager, to establish rectitude of conduct
+and purity of feeling in the disciples
+around him: these were to him
+tangible witnesses of the operation of
+that celestial Spirit before whose light
+the mists of simulation and deceit fade
+unresistingly away. I could not help
+remarking, however, that in every
+cottage the same injunction was given
+in respect of the itinerant; the same
+solemnity of manner accompanied the
+command; the same importance was
+attached to its obedience. There
+seemed to me, fresh from the hands
+of Mr Clayton, something of bigotry
+and uncharitableness in all this. I
+did not hint at this effect upon my
+own mind, nor did I inquire into the
+motives of the minister. I was not
+pleased; but I said nothing. As if
+Mr Fairman read my very thoughts,
+he addressed me on the subject almost
+before the door of the last cottage was
+closed upon us.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;<i>Bigoted</i> and <i>narrow-minded,</i> are
+the terms, Mr Stukely, by which the
+extremely liberal would characterize
+the line of conduct which I am compelled
+by duty to pursue. I cannot
+be frightened by harsh terms. I am
+the pastor of these people, and must
+decide and act for them. I am their
+shepherd, and must be faithful. Poor
+and ignorant, and unripe in judgment,
+and easily deceived by the shows and
+counterfeits of truth as the ignorant
+are, is it for me to hand them over to
+perplexity and risk? They are simple
+believers, and are contented. They
+worship God, and are at peace. They
+know their lot, and do not murmur at
+it. Is it right that they should be
+disturbed with the religious differences
+and theological subtleties which
+have already divided into innumerable
+sects the universal family of Christians
+whom God made one? Is it fair
+or merciful to whisper into their ears
+the plausible reasons of dissatisfaction,
+envy, and complaining, to which the
+uninformed of all classes but too eagerly
+listen? I have ever found the
+religious and the political propagandist
+united in the same individual.
+The man who proposes to the simple
+to improve his creed, is ready
+to point out the way to better his condition.
+He succeeds in rendering
+him unhappy in both, and there he
+leaves him. So would this man, and
+<a class="pagenum" name="page329" id="page329" title="page329"></a>I would rather die for my people,
+than tamely give them over to their
+misery.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>A tall, stout, weather-beaten man,
+in the coarse dress of a fisherman, descending
+the hill, intercepted our way.
+It was the man Cuthbert, already
+mentioned by Mr Fairman. He
+touched his southwester to the incumbent.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;How is the boy, Cuthbert?&quot; asked
+the minister, stopping at the same
+moment.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;All but well, sir. Doctor Mayhew
+don't mean to come again. It's
+all along of them nourishments that
+Miss Ellen sent us down. The Doctor
+says he must have died without
+them.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well, Cuthbert, I trust that we
+shall find you grateful.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Grateful, sir!&quot; exclaimed the
+man. &quot;If ever I forget what you
+have done for that poor child, I hope
+the breath&mdash;&mdash;&quot; The brawny fisherman
+could say no more. His eyes
+filled suddenly with tears, and he held
+down his head, ashamed of them. He
+had no cause to be so.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Be honest and industrious, Cuthbert;
+give that boy a good example.
+Teach him to love his God, and his
+neighbour as himself. That will be
+gratitude enough, and more than pay
+Miss Ellen.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I'll try to do it, sir. God bless you!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>We said little till we reached the
+parsonage again; but before I re-entered
+its gate the Reverend Walter
+Fairman had risen in my esteem, and
+ceased to be considered a cold and
+unfeeling man.</p>
+
+<p>We dined; the party consisting of
+the incumbent, the six students, and
+myself. The daughter, the only
+daughter and child of Mr Fairman,
+who was himself a widower, had not
+returned from the cottage to which
+she had been called in the morning.
+It was necessary that a female should
+be in constant attendance upon the
+aged invalid; a messenger had been
+despatched to the neighbouring village
+for an experienced nurse; and
+until her arrival Miss Fairman would
+permit no one but herself to undertake
+the duties of the sick chamber.
+It was on this account that we were
+deprived of the pleasure of her society,
+for her accustomed seat was at the
+head of her father's table. I was
+pleased with the pupils. They were
+affable and well-bred. They treated
+the incumbent with marked respect,
+and behaved towards their new teacher
+with the generous kindness and freedom
+of true young gentlemen. The
+two eldest boys might be fifteen years
+of age. The remaining four could
+not have reached their thirteenth year.
+In the afternoon I had the scholars to
+myself. The incumbent retired to his
+library, and left us to pass our first
+day in removing the restraint that was
+the natural accompaniment of our different
+positions, and in securing our
+intimacy. I talked of the scenery, and
+found willing listeners. They understood
+me better than their master, for
+they were worshippers themselves.
+They promised to show me lovelier
+spots than any I had met with yet; sacred
+corners, known only to themselves,
+down by the sea, where the arbute
+and laurustinus grew like trees, and
+children of the ocean. Then there were
+villages near, more beautiful even than
+their own; one that lay in the lap of a
+large hill, with the sea creeping round,
+or rolling at its feet like thunder,
+sometimes. What lanes, too, Miss
+Fairman knew of! She would take
+me into places worth the looking at;
+and oh, what drawings she had made
+from them! Their sisters had bought
+drawings, and paid very dearly for
+them too, that were not half so finely
+done! They would ask her to show
+me her portfolio, and she would do it
+directly, for she was the kindest creature
+living. It was not the worst
+trait in the disposition of these boys,
+that, whatever might be the subject of
+conversation, or from whatever point
+we might start in our discourse, they
+found pleasure in making all things
+bear towards the honour and renown
+of their young mistress. The scenery
+was nothing without Miss Fairman
+and her sketches. The house was
+dull without her, and the singing in
+the church, if she were ill and absent,
+was as different as could be. There
+were the sweetest birds that could be,
+heard warbling in the high trees that
+lined the narrow roads; but at Miss
+Fairman's window there was a nightingale
+that beat them all. The day
+wore on, and I did not see the general
+favourite. It was dusk when she
+reached the parsonage, and then she
+retired immediately to rest, tired from
+the labours of the day. The friend
+of the family, Doctor Mayhew, had
+<a class="pagenum" name="page330" id="page330" title="page330"></a>accompanied Miss Fairman home;
+he remained with the incumbent, and
+I continued with my young companions
+until their bedtime. They departed,
+leaving me their books, and
+then I took a survey of the work that
+was before me. My duties were to
+commence on the following day, and
+our first subject was the tragedy of
+<i>Hecuba</i>. How very grateful did I
+feel for the sound instruction which I
+had received in early life from my revered
+pains-taking tutor, for the solid
+groundwork that he had established,
+and for the rational mode of tuition
+which he had from the first adopted.
+From the moment that he undertook
+to cultivate and inform the youthful
+intellect, this became itself an active
+instrument in the attainment of
+knowledge&mdash;not, as is so often the
+case, the mere idle depositary of encumbering
+<i>words</i>. It was little that
+he required to be gained by rote, for
+he regarded all acquisitions as useless
+in which the understanding had not
+the chiefest share. He was pleased
+to communicate facts, and anxious to
+discover, from examination, that the
+principles which they contained had
+been accurately seen and understood.
+Then no labour and perseverance on
+his part were deemed too great for
+his pupil, and the business of his life
+became his first pleasure. In the
+study of Greek, for which at an early
+age I evinced great aptitude, I learnt
+the structure of the language and its
+laws from the keen observations of
+my master, whose rules were drawn
+from the classic work before us&mdash;rather
+than from grammars. To this
+hour I retain the information thus
+obtained, and at no period of my life
+have I ever had greater cause for
+thankfulness, than when, after many
+months of idleness and neglect, with a
+view to purchase bread I opened, not
+without anxiety, my book again, and
+found that time had not impaired
+my knowledge, and that light shone
+brightly on the pages, as it did of old.
+Towards the close of the evening, I
+was invited to the study of Mr Fairman.
+Doctor Mayhew was still with
+him, and I was introduced to the physician
+as the teacher newly arrived
+from London. The doctor was a
+stout good-humoured gentleman of
+the middle height, with a cheerful
+and healthy-looking countenance.
+He was, in truth, a jovial man, as
+well as a great snuff-taker. The incumbent
+offered me a chair, and placed
+a decanter of wine before me. His
+own glass of port was untouched,
+and he looked serious and dejected.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well, sir, how does London
+look?&quot; enquired the doctor, &quot;are
+the folks as mad as they used to be?
+What new invention is the rage now?
+What bubble is going to burst? What
+lord committed forgery last? Who
+was the last woman murdered before
+you started?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>I confessed my inability to answer.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well, never mind. There isn't
+much lost. I am almost ashamed of
+old England, that's the truth on't. I
+have given over reading the newspapers,
+for they are about as full of
+horrors as Miss What's-her-name's
+tales of the Infernals. What an age
+this is! all crime and fanaticism!
+Everyman and everything is on the
+rush. Come, Fairman, take your wine.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Mr Fairman sat gazing on the fire,
+quietly, and took no notice of the request.
+&quot;People's heads,&quot; continued
+the medical gentleman, &quot;seem
+turned topsy-turvy. Dear me, how
+different it was in my time! What
+men are about, I can't think. The
+very last newspaper I read had an
+advertisement that I should as soon
+have expected to see there when my
+father was alive, as a ship sailing
+along this coast keel upwards. You
+saw it, Fairman. It was just under
+the Everlasting Life Pill advertisement;
+and announced that the Reverend
+Mr Somebody would preach
+on the Sunday following, at some conventicle,
+when the public were invited
+to listen to him&mdash;and that the doors
+would be opened half an hour earlier
+than usual to prevent squeezing.
+That's modern religion, and it looks
+as much like ancient play-acting as
+two peas. Where will these marching
+days of improvement bring us to
+at last?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Tell me, Mayhew,&quot; said Mr
+Fairman, &quot;does it not surprise you
+that a girl of her age should be so
+easily fatigued?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;My dear friend, that makes the
+sixth time of asking. Let us hope
+that it will be the last. I don't know
+what you mean by '<i>so easily</i>' fatigued.
+The poor girl has been in the village
+all day, fomenting and poulticing old
+Mrs Barnes, and if it had been any
+girl but herself, she would have been
+tired out long before. Make your
+mind easy. I have sent the naughty
+puss to bed, and she'll be as fresh as a
+rose in the morning.&quot;</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="page331" id="page331" title="page331"></a>&quot;She must keep her exertions within
+proper bounds,&quot; continued the incumbent.
+&quot;I am sure she has not
+strength enough to carry out her
+good intentions. I have watched her
+narrowly, and cannot be mistaken.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You do wrong, then, Fairman.
+Anxious watching creates fear, without
+the shadow of an excuse for it.
+When we have anything like a bad
+symptom, it is time to get uneasy.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes, but what do you call a bad
+symptom, Doctor?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Why, I call your worrying yourself
+into fidgets, and teazing me into
+an ill temper, a shocking symptom of
+bad behaviour. If it continue, you
+must take a doze. Come, my friend,
+let me prescribe that glass of good
+old port. It does credit to the cloth.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Seriously, Mayhew, have you
+never noticed the short, hacking cough
+that sometimes troubles her?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes; I noticed it last January for
+the space of one week, when there
+was not a person within ten miles of
+you who was not either hacking, as
+you call it, or blowing his nose from
+morning till night. The dear child
+had a cold, and so had you, and I, and
+everybody else.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And that sudden flush, too?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Why, you'll be complaining of the
+bloom on the peach next! That's
+health, and nothing else, take my
+word for it.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I am, perhaps, morbidly apprehensive;
+but I cannot forget her poor
+mother. You attended her, Mayhew,
+and you know how suddenly that
+came upon us. Poor Ellen! what
+should I do without her!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Fairman, join me in wishing success
+to our young friend here. Mr
+Stukely, here's your good health; and
+success and happiness attend you.
+You'll find little society here; but it
+is of the right sort, I can tell you.
+You must make yourself at home.&quot;
+The minister became more cheerful,
+and an hour passed in pleasant conversation.
+At ten o'clock, the horse
+of Doctor Mayhew was brought to the
+gate, and the gentleman departed in
+great good-humour. Almost immediately
+afterwards, the incumbent
+himself conducted me to my sleeping
+apartment, and I was not loth to get
+my rest. I fell asleep with the beautiful
+village floating before my weary
+eyes, and the first day of my residence
+at the parsonage closed peacefully
+upon me.</p>
+
+<p>It was at the breakfast table on the
+succeeding morning that I beheld the
+daughter of the incumbent, the favourite
+and companion of my pupils, and
+mistress of the house&mdash;a maiden in
+her twentieth year. She was simply
+and artlessly attired, gentle and retiring
+in demeanour, and femininely
+sweet rather than beautiful in expression.
+Her figure was slender, her
+voice soft and musical; her hair light
+brown, and worn plain across a forehead
+white as marble. The eye-brows
+which arched the small, rich, hazel
+eyes were delicately drawn, and the
+slightly aquiline nose might have
+formed a study for an artist. With
+the exception, however, of this last-named
+feature, there was little in the
+individual lineaments of the face to
+surprise or rivet the observer. Extreme
+simplicity, and perfect innocence&mdash;these
+were stamped upon the
+countenance, and were its charm. It
+was a strange feeling that possessed
+me when I first gazed upon her through
+the chaste atmosphere that dwelt
+around her. It was degradation deep
+and unaffected&mdash;a sense of shame and
+undeservedness. I remembered with
+self-abhorrence the relation that had
+existed between the unhappy Emma
+and myself, and the enormity and
+disgrace of my offence never looked
+so great as now, and here&mdash;in the
+bright presence of unconscious purity.
+She reassured and welcomed me with
+a natural smile, and pursued her occupation
+with quiet cheerfulness and
+unconstraint. I did not wonder that
+her father loved her, and entertained
+the thought of losing her with fear;
+for, young and gentle as she was, she
+evinced wisdom and age in her deep
+sense of duty, and in the government
+of her happy home. Method and
+order waited on her doings, and sweetness
+and tranquillity&mdash;the ease and
+dignity of a matron elevating and
+upholding the maiden's native modesty.
+And did she not love her sire
+as ardently? Yes, if her virgin soul
+spoke faithfully in every movement of
+her guileless face. Yes, if there be
+truth in tones that strike the heart to
+thrill it&mdash;in thoughts that write their
+meaning in the watchful eye, in words
+that issue straight from the fount of
+love, in acts that do not bear one
+shade of selfish purpose. It was not
+a labour of time to learn that the existence
+of the child, her peace and
+happiness, were merged in those of
+<a class="pagenum" name="page332" id="page332" title="page332"></a>the fond parent. He was every thing
+to her, as she to him. She had no
+brother&mdash;he no wife: these natural
+channels of affection cut away, the
+stream was strong and deep that flowed
+into each other's hearts. My first
+interview with the young lady was
+necessarily limited. I would gladly
+have prolonged it. The morning was
+passed with my pupils, and my mind
+stole often from the work before me
+to dwell upon the face and form of
+her, whom, as a sister, I could have
+doated on and cherished. How happy
+I should have been, I deemed, if I
+had been so blessed. Useless reflection!
+and yet pleased was I to dwell
+upon it, and to welcome its return, as
+often as it recurred. At dinner we
+met again. To be admitted into her
+presence seemed the reward for my
+morning toil&mdash;a privilege rather than
+a right. What labour was too great
+for the advantage of such moments?&mdash;moments
+indeed they were, and
+less&mdash;flashes of time, that were not
+here before they had disappeared.
+We exchanged but few words. I was
+still oppressed with the conviction of
+my own unworthiness, and wondered
+if she could read in my burning face
+the history of shame. How she must
+avoid and despise me, thought I, when
+she has discovered all, and how bold
+and wicked it was to darken the light
+in which she lived with the guilt that
+was a part of me! Not the less did I
+experience this when she spoke to me
+with kindness and unreserve. The
+feeling grew in strength. I was conscious
+of deceit and fraud, and could
+not shake the knowledge off. I was
+taking mean advantage of her confidence,
+assuming a character to which
+I had no claim, and listening to the
+accents of innocence and virtue with
+the equanimity of one good and spotless
+as herself. In the afternoon the
+young students resumed their work.
+When it was over, we strolled amongst
+the hills; and, at the close of a delightful
+walk, found ourselves in the
+enchanting village. Here we encountered
+Miss Fairman and the incumbent,
+and we returned home in company.
+In one short hour we reached
+it. How many hours have passed
+since <i>that</i> was ravished from the hand
+of Time, and registered in the tenacious
+memory! Years have floated
+by, and silently have dropped into the
+boundless sea, unheeded, unregretted;
+and these few minutes&mdash;sacred relics&mdash;live
+and linger in the world, in
+mercy it may be, to lighten up my
+lonely hearth, or save the whitened
+head from drooping. The spirit of
+one golden hour shall hover through
+a life, and shed glory where he falls.
+What are the unfruitful, unremembered
+years that rush along, frightening
+mortality with their fatal speed&mdash;an
+instant in eternity! What are the
+moments loaded with passion, intense,
+and never-dying&mdash;years, ages upon
+earth! Away with the divisions of
+time, whilst one short breath&mdash;the
+smallest particle or measure of duration,
+shall outweigh ages. Breathless
+and silent is the dewy eve. Trailing
+a host of glittering clouds behind him,
+the sun stalks down, and leaves the
+emerald hills in deeper green. The
+lambs are skipping on the path&mdash;the
+shepherd as loth to lead them home
+as they to go. The labourer has done
+his work, and whistles his way back.
+The minister has much of good and
+wise to say to his young family. They
+hear the business of the day; their
+guardian draws the moral, and bids
+them think it over. Upon my arm I
+bear his child, the fairest object of the
+twilight group. She tells me histories
+of this charmed spot, and the good
+old tales that are as old as the gray
+church beneath us: she smiles, and
+speaks of joys amongst the hills, ignorant
+of the tearful eye and throbbing
+heart beside her, that overflow
+with new-found bliss, and cannot bear
+their weight of happiness.</p>
+
+<p>Another day of natural gladness&mdash;and
+then the Sabbath; this not less
+cheerful and inspiriting than the preceding.
+The sun shone fair upon the
+ancient church, and made its venerable
+gray stones sparkle and look young
+again. The dark-green ivy that for
+many a year has clung there, looked
+no longer sad and sombre, but gay
+and lively as the newest of the new-born
+leaves that smiled on every tree.
+The inhabitants of the secluded village
+were already a-foot when we
+proceeded from the parsonage, and
+men and women from adjacent villages
+were on the road to join them.
+The deep-toned bell pealed solemnly,
+and sanctified the vale; for its sound
+strikes deeply ever on the broad ear
+of nature. Willows and yew-trees
+shelter the graves of the departed villagers,
+and the living wend their way
+<a class="pagenum" name="page333" id="page333" title="page333"></a>beneath them, subdued to seriousness,
+it may be, by the breathless voice that
+dwells in every well-remembered
+mound. There is not one who does
+not carry on his brow the thoughts
+that best become it now. All are well
+dressed, all look cleanly and contented.
+The children are with their parents,
+their natural and best instructors.
+Whom should they love so
+well? To whom is honour due if not
+to them? The village owns no school
+to disannul the tie of blood, to warp
+and weaken the affection that holds
+them well together.</p>
+
+<p>All was quietness and decorum in
+the house of prayer. Every earnest
+eye was fixed, not upon Mr Fairman,
+but on the book from which the people
+prayed, in which they found their
+own good thoughts portrayed, their
+pious wishes told, their sorrow and
+repentance in clearest form described.
+Every humble penitent was on his
+knees. With one voice, loud and
+heartfelt, came the responses which
+spoke the people's acquiescence in all
+the pastor urged and prayed on their
+behalf. The worship over, Mr Fairman
+addressed his congregation, selecting
+his subject from the lesson of
+the day, and fitting his words to the
+capacities of those who listened. Let
+me particularly note, that whilst the
+incumbent pointed distinctly to the
+cross as the only ground of a sinner's
+hope, he insisted upon good works as
+the necessary and essential accompaniment
+of his faith. &quot;Do not tell me,
+my dear friends,&quot; he said, at the conclusion
+of his address&mdash;&quot;do not tell
+me that you believe, if your daily life
+is unworthy a believer. I will not
+trust you. What is your belief, if
+your heart is busy in contrivances to
+overreach your neighbour? What is
+it, if your mind is filled with envy,
+malice, hatred, and revenge? What
+if you are given over to disgraceful
+lusts&mdash;to drunkenness and debauchery?
+What if you are ashamed to speak the
+truth, and are willing to become a
+liar? I tell you, and I have warrant
+for what I say, that your conduct one
+towards another must be straightforward,
+honest, generous, kind, and affectionate,
+or you cannot be in a safe
+and happy state. You owe it to yourselves
+to be so; for if you are poor
+and labouring men, you have an immortal
+soul within you, and it is your
+greatest ornament. It is that which
+gives the meanest of us a dignity that
+no earthly honours can supply; a dignity
+that it becomes the first and last
+of us by every means to cherish and
+support. Is it not, my friends, degrading,
+fearful to know that we bear
+about with us the very image of our
+God, and that we are acting worse
+than the very brutes of the field? Do
+yourselves justice. Be pure&mdash;pure in
+mind and body. Be honest, in word
+and deed. Be loving to one another.
+Crush every wish to do evil, or to
+speak harshly; be brothers, and feel
+that you are working out the wishes
+of a benevolent and loving Father,
+who has created you for love, and
+smiles upon you when you do his bidding.&quot;
+There was more to this effect,
+but nothing need be added to explain
+the scope and tendency of his discourse.
+His congregation could not mistake
+his meaning; they could not fail to
+profit by it, if reason was not proof
+against the soundest argument. As
+quietly as, and, if it be possible, more
+seriously than, they entered the church,
+did the small band of worshippers, at
+the close of the service, retire from it.
+Could it be my fancy, or did the wife
+in truth cling closer to her husband&mdash;the
+father clasp his little boy more
+firmly in his hand? Did neighbour
+nod to neighbour more eagerly as they
+parted at the churchyard gate&mdash;did
+every look and movement of the many
+groups bespeak a spirit touched, a
+mind reproved? I may not say so,
+for my own heart was melted by the
+scene, and might mislead my judgment.
+There was a second service in
+the afternoon. This concluded, we
+walked to the sea-beach. In the evening
+Mr Fairman related a connected
+history from the Old Testament,
+whilst the pupils tracked his progress
+on their maps, and the narrative became
+a living thing in their remembrances.
+Serious conversation then
+succeeded; to this a simple prayer,
+and the day closed, sweetly and calmly,
+as a day might close in Paradise.</p>
+
+<p>The events of the following month
+partook of the character of those already
+glanced at. The minister was
+unremitting in his attendance upon
+his parishioners, and no day passed
+during which something had not been
+accomplished for their spiritual improvement
+or worldly comfort. His
+loving daughter was a handmaid at
+his side, ministering with him, and
+<a class="pagenum" name="page334" id="page334" title="page334"></a>shedding sunshine where she came.
+The villagers were frugal and industrious;
+and seemed, for the most part,
+sensible of their incumbent's untiring
+efforts. Improvement appeared even
+in the cottage of the desperate Warden.
+Mr Fairman obtained employment for
+him. For a fortnight he had attended
+to it, and no complaint had reached
+the parsonage of misbehaviour. His
+wife had learned to bear her imagined
+wrongs in silence, and could even
+submit to a visit from her best friend
+without insulting him for the condescension.
+My own days passed
+smoothly on. My occupation grew
+every day more pleasing, and the results
+of my endeavours as gratifying
+as I could wish them. My pupils were
+attached to me, and I beheld them improving
+gradually and securely under
+their instruction. Mr Fairman, who,
+for a week together, had witnessed the
+course of my tuition, and watched it
+narrowly, was pleased to express his
+approbation in the warmest terms.
+Much of the coldness with which I
+thought he had at first encountered
+me disappeared, and his manner grew
+daily more friendly and confiding. His
+treatment was most generous. He
+received me into the bosom of his
+family as a son, and strove to render
+his fair habitation my genuine and natural
+home.</p>
+
+<p>Another month passed by, and the
+colour and tone of my existence had
+suffered a momentous change. In the
+acquirement of a fearful joy, I had
+lost all joy. In rendering every moment
+of my life blissful and ecstatic,
+I had robbed myself of all felicity. A
+few weeks before, and my state of
+being had realized a serenity that defied
+all causes of perturbation and disquiet.
+Now it was a sea of agitation
+and disorder; and a breath, a nothing
+had brought the restless waves upon
+the quiet surface. Through the kindness
+of Mr Fairman, my evenings had
+been almost invariably passed in the society
+of himself and his daughter. The
+lads were early risers, and retired, on
+that account, at a very early hour to
+rest. Upon their dismission, I had
+been requested to join the company in
+the drawing-room. This company included
+sometimes Doctor Mayhew,
+the neighbouring squire, or a chance
+visitor, but consisted oftenest only of
+the incumbent and his daughter.
+Aware of the friendly motive which
+suggested the request, I obeyed it with
+alacrity. On these occasions, Miss
+Fairman used her pencil, whilst I read
+aloud; or she would ply her needle,
+and soothe at intervals her father's
+ear with strains of music, which he, for
+many reasons, loved to hear. Once or
+twice the incumbent had been called
+away, and his child and I were left
+together. I had no reason to be silent
+whilst the good minister was present,
+yet I found that I could speak more
+confidently and better when he was
+absent. We conversed with freedom
+and unrestraint. I found the maiden's
+mind well stored&mdash;her voice was not
+more sweet than was her understanding
+clear and cloudless. Books had
+been her joy, which, in the season of
+suffering, had been my consolation.
+They were a common source of pleasure.
+She spoke of them with feeling,
+and I could understand her. I regarded
+her with deep unfeigned respect; but,
+the evening over, I took my leave, as
+I had come&mdash;in peace. Miss Fairman
+left the parsonage to pay a two-days'
+visit at a house in the vicinity. Until
+the evening of the first day I was not
+sensible of her absence. It was then,
+and at the customary hour of our reunion,
+that, for the first time, I experienced,
+with alarm, a sense of loneliness
+and desertion&mdash;that I became tremblingly
+conscious of the secret growth
+of an affection that had waited only
+for the time and circumstance to make
+its presence and its power known and
+dreaded. In the daily enjoyment of
+her society, I had not estimated its
+influence and value. Once denied it,
+and I dared not acknowledge to myself
+how precious it had become, how
+silently and fatally it had wrought
+upon my heart. The impropriety and
+folly of self-indulgence were at once
+apparent&mdash;yes, the vanity and wickedness&mdash;and,
+startled by what looked
+like guilt, I determined manfully to
+rise superior to temptation. I took
+refuge in my books; they lacked their
+usual interest, were ineffectual in reducing
+the ruffled mind to order. I
+rose and paced my room, but I could
+not escape from agitating thought. I
+sought the minister in his study, and
+hoped to bring myself to calm and
+reason by dwelling seriously on the
+business of the day&mdash;with him, the
+father of the lady, and <i>my master</i>. He
+was not there. He had left the parsonage
+with Doctor Mayhew an hour
+<a class="pagenum" name="page335" id="page335" title="page335"></a>before. I walked into the open air
+restless and unhappy, relying on the
+freshness and repose of night to be
+subdued and comforted. It was a
+night to soften anger&mdash;to conquer
+envy&mdash;to destroy revenge&mdash;beautiful
+and bright. The hills were bathed in
+liquid silvery light, and on their heights,
+and in the vale, on all around, lay
+passion slumbering. What could I
+find on such a night, but favour and
+incitement, support and confirmation,
+flattery and delusion? Every object
+ministered to the imagination, and
+love had given that wings. I trembled
+as I pursued my road, and fuel found
+its unobstructed way rapidly to the
+flame within. Self-absorbed, I wandered
+on. I did not choose my path.
+I believed I did not, and I stopped at
+length&mdash;before the house that held
+her. I gazed upon it with reverence
+and love. One room was lighted up.
+Shadows flitted across the curtained
+window, and my heart throbbed sensibly
+when, amongst them, I imagined
+I could trace her form. I was borne
+down by a conviction of wrong and
+culpability, but I could not move, or
+for a moment draw away my look. It
+was a strange assurance that I felt&mdash;but
+I did feel it, strongly and
+emphatically&mdash;that I should see her palpably
+before I left the place. I waited for
+that sight in certain expectation, and
+it came. A light was carried from
+the room. Diminished illumination
+there, and sudden brightness against a
+previously darkened casement, made
+this evident. The light ascended&mdash;another
+casement higher than the last
+was, in its turn, illumined, and it betrayed
+her figure. She approached
+the window, and, for an instant&mdash;oh
+how brief!&mdash;looked into the heavenly
+night. My poor heart sickened with
+delight, and I strained my eyes long
+after all was blank and dark again.</p>
+
+<p>Daylight, and the employments of
+day, if they did not remove, weakened
+the turbulence of the preceding
+night. The more I found my passion
+acquiring mastery, with greater
+vigour I renewed my work, and with
+more determination I pursued the
+objects that were most likely to fight
+and overcome it. I laboured with the
+youths for a longer period. I undertook
+to prepare a composition for the
+following day which I knew must take
+much thought and many hours in
+working out. I armed myself at all
+points&mdash;but the evening came and
+found me once more conscious of
+a void that left me prostrate. Mr
+Fairman was again absent from home.
+I could not rest in it, and I too sallied
+forth, but this time, to the village. I
+would not deliberately offer violence
+to my conscience, and I shrunk from
+a premeditated visit to the distant
+house. My own acquaintances in
+the village were not many, or of long
+standing, but there were some half
+dozen, especial favourites of the incumbent's
+daughter. To one of these
+I bent my steps, with no other purpose
+than that of baffling time that
+hung upon me painfully and heavily
+at home. For a few minutes I spoke
+with the aged female of the house on
+general topics; then a passing observation&mdash;in
+spite of me&mdash;escaped my
+lips in reference to Miss Ellen. The
+villager took up the theme and expatiated
+widely. There was no end to
+what she had to say of good and kind
+for the dear lady. I could have hugged
+her for her praise. Prudence bade
+me forsake the dangerous ground, and
+so I did, to return again with tenfold
+curiosity and zest. I asked a hundred
+questions, each one revealing more
+interest and ardour than the last, and
+involving me in deeper peril. It was
+at length accomplished. My companion
+hesitated suddenly in a discourse,
+then stopped, and looked me in the
+face, smiling cunningly. &quot;I tell you
+what, sir,&quot; she exclaimed at last, and
+loudly, &quot;you are over head and ears
+in love, and that's the truth on't.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Hush, good woman,&quot; I replied,
+blushing to the forehead, and hastening
+to shut an open door. &quot;Don't
+speak so loud. You mistake, it is no
+such thing. I shall be angry if you
+say so&mdash;very angry. What can you
+mean?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Just what I say, sir. Why, do
+you know how old I am? Seventy-three.
+I think I ought to tell, and
+where's the harm of it? Who couldn't
+love the sweetest lady in the parish&mdash;bless
+her young feeling heart!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I tell you&mdash;you mistake&mdash;you are
+to blame. I command you not to repeat
+this to a living soul. If it should
+come to the incumbent's ears&quot;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Trust me for that, sir. I'm no
+blab. He shan't be wiser for such as
+me. But do you mean to tell me, sir,
+with that red face of your'n, you
+haven't lost your heart&mdash;leave alone
+<a class="pagenum" name="page336" id="page336" title="page336"></a>your trembling? ah, well, I hopes
+you'll both be happy, anyhow.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>I endeavoured to remonstrate, but
+the old woman only laughed and shook
+her aged head. I left her, grieved
+and apprehensive. My secret thoughts
+had been discovered. How soon
+might they be carried to the confiding
+minister and his unsuspecting daughter!
+What would they think of me!
+It was a day of anxiety and trouble,
+that on which Miss Fairman returned
+to the parsonage. I received my
+usual invitation; but I was indisposed,
+and did not go. I resolved to see her
+only during meals, and when it was
+impossible to avoid her. I would not
+seek her presence. Foolish effort!
+It had been better to pass hours in
+her sight, for previous separation made
+union more intense, and the passionate
+enjoyment of a fleeting instant
+was hoarded up, and became nourishment
+for the livelong day.</p>
+
+<p>It was a soft rich afternoon in
+June, and chance made me the companion
+of Miss Fairman. We were
+alone: I had encountered her at a distance
+of about a mile from the parsonage,
+on the sea-shore, whither I had
+walked distressed in spirit, and grateful
+for the privilege of listening in gloomy
+quietude to the soothing sounds of
+nature&mdash;medicinal ever. The lady
+was at my side almost before I was
+aware of her approach. My heart
+throbbed whilst she smiled upon me,
+sweetly as she smiled on all. Her
+deep hazel eye was moist. Could it
+be from weeping?</p>
+
+<p>&quot;What has happened, Miss Fairman?&quot;
+I asked immediately.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Do I betray my weakness, then?&quot;
+she answered. &quot;I am sorry for it;
+for dear papa tells all the villagers
+that no wise man weeps&mdash;and no wise
+woman either, I suppose. But I cannot
+help it. We are but a small family
+in the village, and it makes me
+very sad to miss the old faces one after
+another, and to see old friends dropping
+and dropping into the silent
+grave.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>As she spoke the church-bell tolled,
+and she turned pale, and ceased. I
+offered her my arm, and we walked
+on.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Whom do you mourn, Miss
+Fairman?&quot; I asked at length.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;A dear good friend&mdash;my best and
+oldest. When poor mamma was
+dying, she made me over to her care.
+She was her nurse, and was mine for
+years. It is very wrong of me to weep
+for her. She was good and pious,
+and is blest.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The church-bell tolled again, and
+my companion shuddered.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh! I cannot listen to that bell,&quot;
+she said. &quot;I wish papa would do
+away with it. What a withering
+sound it has! I heard it first when it
+was tolling for my dear mother. It
+fell upon my heart like iron then, and
+it falls so now.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I cannot say that I dislike the
+melancholy chime. Death is sad. Its
+messenger should not be gay.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It is the soul that sees and hears.
+Beauty and music are created quickly
+if the heart be joyful. So my book says,
+and it is true. You have had no cause
+to think that bell a hideous thing.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yet I have suffered youth's severest
+loss. I have lost a mother.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You speak the truth. Yes, I have
+a kind father left me&mdash;and you&quot;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I am an orphan, friendless and
+deserted. God grant, Miss Fairman,
+you may be spared my fate for years.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Not friendless or deserted either,
+Mr Stukely,&quot; answered the young
+lady kindly; &quot;papa does not deserve,
+I am sure, that you should speak so
+harshly.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Pardon me, Miss Fairman. I did
+not mean to say that. He has been
+most generous to me&mdash;kinder than I
+deserve. But I have borne much,
+and still must bear. The fatherless
+and motherless is in the world alone.
+He needs no greater punishment.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You must not talk so. Papa will,
+I am sure, be a father to you, as he is
+to all who need one. You do not
+know him, Mr Stukely. His heart is
+overflowing with tenderness and charity.
+You cannot judge him by his
+manner. He has had his share of sorrow
+and misfortune; and death has
+been at his door oftener than once.
+Friends have been unfaithful and men
+have been ungrateful; but trial and
+suffering have not hardened him. You
+have seen him amongst the poor, but
+you have not seen him as I have; nor
+have I beheld him as his Maker has,
+in the secret workings of his spirit,
+which is pure and good, believe me.
+He has received injury like a child,
+and dealt mercy and love with the liberality
+of an angel. Trust my father,
+Mr Stukely.&quot;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>The maiden spoke quickly and
+<a class="pagenum" name="page337" id="page337" title="page337"></a>passionately, and her neck and face
+crimsoned with animation. I quivered,
+for her tones communicated fire&mdash;but
+my line of conduct was marked,
+and it shone clear in spite of the clouds
+of emotion which strove to envelope
+and conceal it&mdash;as they did too soon.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I would trust him, Miss Fairman,
+and I do,&quot; I answered with a faltering
+tongue. &quot;I appreciate his character
+and I revere him. I could have made
+my home with him. I prayed that I
+might do so. Heaven seemed to have
+directed my steps to this blissful spot,
+and to have pointed out at length a
+resting place for my tired feet. I have
+been most happy here&mdash;too happy&mdash;I
+have proved ungrateful, and I know
+how rashly I have forfeited this and
+every thing. I cannot live here. This
+is no home for me. I will go into the
+world again&mdash;cast myself upon it&mdash;do
+any thing. I could be a labourer
+on the highways, and be contented
+if I could see that I had done my duty,
+and behaved with honour. Believe
+me, Miss Fairman, I have not deliberately
+indulged&mdash;I have struggled,
+fought, and battled, till my brain has
+tottered. I am wretched and forlorn&mdash;but
+I will leave you&mdash;to-morrow&mdash;would
+that I had never come&mdash;&mdash;.&quot;
+I could say no more. My full heart
+spoke its agony in tears.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;What has occurred? What afflicts
+you? You alarm me, Mr Stukely.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>I had sternly determined to permit
+no one look to give expression to the
+feeling which consumed me, to obstruct
+by force the passage of the remotest
+hint that should struggle to
+betray me; but as the maiden looked
+full and timidly upon me, I felt in defiance
+of me, and against all opposition,
+the tell-tale passion rising from
+my soul, and creeping to my eye. It
+would not be held back. In an instant,
+with one treacherous glance, all
+was spoken and revealed.</p>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>By that dejected city, Arno runs,</p>
+<p>Where Ugolino clasps his famisht sons.</p>
+<p>There wert thou born, my Julia! there thine eyes</p>
+<p>Return'd as bright a blue to vernal skies.</p>
+<p>And thence, my little wanderer! when the Spring</p>
+<p>Advanced, thee, too, the hours on silent wing</p>
+<p>Brought, while anemonies were quivering round,</p>
+<p>And pointed tulips pierced the purple ground,</p>
+<p>Where stood fair Florence: there thy voice first blest</p>
+<p>My ear, and sank like balm into my breast:</p>
+<p>For many griefs had wounded it, and more</p>
+<p>Thy little hands could lighten were in store.</p>
+<p>But why revert to griefs? Thy sculptured brow</p>
+<p>Dispels from mine its darkest cloud even now.</p>
+<p>What then the bliss to see again thy face,</p>
+<p>And all that Rumour has announced of grace!</p>
+<p>I urge, with fevered breast, the four-month day.</p>
+<p>O! could I sleep to wake again in May.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p>WALTER SAVAGE LANDOR.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+<a name="bw329s4" id="bw329s4"></a>
+<a class="pagenum" name="page338" id="page338" title="page338"></a>
+<h2>IMAGINARY CONVERSATION. BY WALTER SAVAGE LANDOR.</h2>
+
+<h3>SANDT AND KOTZEBUE.</h3>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;Generally men of letters in our days, contrary to the practice of
+antiquity, are little fond of admitting the young and unlearned into their
+studies or their society.</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;They should rather those than others. The young <i>must</i> cease
+to be young, and the unlearned <i>may</i> cease to be unlearned. According to the
+letters you bring with you, sir, there is only youth against you. In the seclusion
+of a college life, you appear to have studied with much assiduity and advantage,
+and to have pursued no other courses than the paths of wisdom.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;Do you approve of the pursuit?</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;Who does not?</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;None, if you will consent that they direct the chase, bag the game,
+inebriate some of the sportsmen, and leave the rest behind in the slough.
+May I ask you another question?</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;Certainly.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;Where lie the paths of wisdom? I did not expect, my dear sir
+to throw you back upon your chair. I hope it was no rudeness to seek information
+from you?</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;The paths of wisdom, young man, are those which lead us to
+truth and happiness.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;If they lead us away from fortune, from employments, from civil
+and political utility; if they cast us where the powerful persecute, where the
+rich trample us down, and where the poorer (at seeing it) despise us, rejecting
+our counsel and spurning our consolation, what valuable truth do they
+enable us to discover, or what rational happiness to expect? To say that
+wisdom leads to truth, is only to say that wisdom leads to wisdom; for such
+is truth. Nonsense is better than falsehood; and we come to that.</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;How?</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;No falsehood is more palpable than that wisdom leads to happiness&mdash;I
+mean in this world; in another, we may well indeed believe that
+the words are constructed of very different materials. But here we are,
+standing on a barren molehill that crumbles and sinks under our tread; here
+we are, and show me from hence, Von Kotzebue, a discoverer who has not
+suffered for his discovery, whether it be of a world or of a truth&mdash;whether a
+Columbus or a Galileo. Let us come down lower: Show me a man who
+has detected the injustice of a law, the absurdity of a tenet, the malversation
+of a minister, or the impiety of a priest, and who has not been stoned, or
+hanged, or burnt, or imprisoned, or exiled, or reduced to poverty. The chain
+of Prometheus is hanging yet upon his rock, and weaker limbs writhe daily
+in its rusty links. Who then, unless for others, would be a darer of wisdom?
+And yet, how full of it is even the inanimate world? We may gather it out
+of stones and straws. Much lies within the reach of all: little has been
+collected by the wisest of the wise. O slaves to passion! O minions to power!
+ye carry your own scourges about you; ye endure their tortures daily; yet
+ye crouch for more. Ye believe that God beholds you; ye know that he will
+punish you, even worse than ye punish yourselves; and still ye lick the dust
+where the Old Serpent went before you.</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;I am afraid, sir, you have formed to yourself a romantic and
+strange idea, both of happiness and of wisdom.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;I too am afraid it may be so. My idea of happiness is, the power
+of communicating peace, good-will, gentle affections, ease, comfort, independence,
+freedom, to all men capable of them.</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;The idea is, truly, no humble one.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;A higher may descend more securely on a stronger mind. The
+power of communicating those blessings to the capable, is enough for my
+aspirations. A stronger mind may exercise its faculties in the divine work of
+creating the capacity.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="page339" id="page339" title="page339"></a><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;Childish! childish!&mdash;Men have cravings enow already; give
+them fresh capacities, and they will have fresh appetites. Let us be contented
+in the sphere wherein it is the will of Providence to place us; and let us render
+ourselves useful in it to the utmost of our power, without idle aspirations
+after impracticable good.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;O sir! you lead me where I tremble to step; to the haunts of your
+intellect, to the recesses of your spirit. Alas! alas! how small and how
+vacant is the central chamber of the lofty pyramid?</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;Is this to me?</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;To you, and many mightier. Reverting to your own words; could
+not you yourself have remained in the sphere you were placed in?</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;What sphere? I have written dramas, and novels, and travels.
+I have been called to the Imperial Court of Russia.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;You sought celebrity.&mdash;I blame not that. The thick air of multitudes
+may be good for some constitutions of mind, as the thinner of solitudes
+is for others. Some horses will not run without the clapping of hands; others
+fly out of the course rather than hear it. But let us come to the point. Imperial
+courts! What do they know of letters? What letters do they countenance&mdash;do
+they tolerate?</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;Plays.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;Playthings.</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;Travels.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;On their business. O ye paviours of the dreary road along which
+their cannon rolls for conquest! my blood throbs at every stroke of your
+rammers. When will ye lay them by?</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;We are not such drudges.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;Germans! Germans! Must ye never have a rood on earth ye can
+call your own, in the vast inheritance of your fathers?</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;Those who strive and labour, gain it; and many have rich possessions.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;None; not the highest.</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;Perhaps you may think them insecure; but they are not lost yet,
+although the rapacity of France does indeed threaten to swallow them up.
+But her fraudulence is more to be apprehended than her force. The promise
+of liberty is more formidable than the threat of servitude. The wise know
+that she never will bring us freedom; the brave know that she never can
+bring us thraldom. She herself is alike impatient of both; in the dazzle of
+arms she mistakes the one for the other, and is never more agitated than in
+the midst of peace.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;The fools that went to war against her, did the only thing that
+could unite her; and every sword they drew was a conductor of that lightening
+which fell upon their heads. But we must now look at our homes.
+Where there is no strict union, there is no perfect love; and where no perfect
+love, there is no true helper. Are you satisfied, sir, at the celebrity and
+the distinctions you have obtained?</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;My celebrity and distinctions, if I must speak of them, quite
+satisfy me. Neither in youth nor in advancing age&mdash;neither in difficult nor
+in easy circumstances, have I ventured to proclaim myself the tutor or the
+guardian of mankind.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;I understand the reproof, and receive it humbly and gratefully.
+You did well in writing the dramas, and the novels, and the travels; but,
+pardon my question, who called you to the courts of princes in strange
+countries?</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;They themselves.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;They have no more right to take you away from your country,
+than to eradicate a forest, or to subvert a church in it. You belong to the
+land that bore you, and were not at liberty&mdash;(if right and liberty are one, and
+unless they are, they are good for nothing)&mdash;you were not at liberty, I repeat
+it, to enter into the service of an alien.</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;No magistrate, higher or lower, forbade me. Fine notions of
+freedom are these!</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;A man is always a minor in regard to his fatherland; and the servants
+<a class="pagenum" name="page340" id="page340" title="page340"></a>of his fatherland are wrong and criminal, if they whisper in his ear that
+he may go away, that he may work in another country, that he may ask to be
+fed in it, and that he may wait there until orders and tasks are given for his
+hands to execute. Being a German, you voluntarily placed yourself in a
+position where you might eventually be coerced to act against Germans.</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;I would not.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;Perhaps you think so.</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;Sir, I know my duty.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;We all do; yet duties are transgressed, and daily. Where the will
+is weak in accepting, it is weaker in resisting. Already have you left the
+ranks of your fellow-citizens&mdash;already have you taken the enlisting money and
+marched away.</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;Phrases! metaphors! and let me tell you, M. Sandt, not very
+polite ones. You have hitherto seen little of the world, and you speak rather
+the language of books than of men.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;What! are books written by some creatures of less intellect than
+ours? I fancied them to convey the language and reasonings of men. I was
+wrong, and you are right, Von Kotzebue! They are, in general, the productions
+of such as have neither the constancy of courage, nor the continuity of
+sense, to act up to what they know to be right, or to maintain it, even in
+words, to the end of their lives. You are aware that I am speaking now of
+political ethics. This is the worst I can think of the matter, and bad enough
+is this.</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;You misunderstand me. Our conduct must fall in with our
+circumstances. We may be patriotic, yet not puritanical in our patriotism,
+not harsh, nor intolerant, nor contracted. The philosophical mind should
+consider the whole world as its habitation, and not look so minutely into it
+as to see the lines that divide nations and governments; much less should it
+act the part of a busy shrew, and take pleasure in giving loose to the tongue,
+at finding things a little out of place.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;We will leave the shrew where we find her: she certainly is better
+with the comedian than with the philosopher. But this indistinctness in the
+moral and political line begets indifference. He who does not keep his own
+country more closely in view than any other, soon mixes land with sea, and
+sea with air, and loses sight of every thing, at least, for which he was placed
+in contact with his fellow men. Let us unite, if possible, with the nearest:
+Let usages and familiarities bind us: this being once accomplished, let us
+confederate for security and peace with all the people round, particularly
+with people of the same language, laws, and religion. We pour out wine to
+those about us, wishing the same fellowship and conviviality to others: but
+to enlarge the circle would disturb and deaden its harmony. We irrigate the
+ground in our gardens: the public road may require the water equally: yet
+we give it rather to our borders; and first to those that lie against the house!
+God himself did not fill the world at once with happy creatures: he enlivened
+one small portion of it with them, and began with single affections, as well as
+pure and unmixt. We must have an object and an aim, or our strength, if
+any strength belongs to us, will be useless.</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;There is much good sense in these remarks: but I am not at
+all times at leisure and in readiness to receive instruction. I am old enough to
+have laid down my own plans of life; and I trust I am by no means deficient
+in the relations I bear to society.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;Lovest thou thy children? Oh! my heart bleeds! But the birds
+can fly; and the nest requires no warmth from the parent, no cover against
+the rain and the wind.</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;This is wildness: this is agony. Your face is laden with large
+drops; some of them tears, some not. Be more rational and calm, my dear
+young man! and less enthusiastic.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;They who will not let us be rational, make us enthusiastic by force.
+Do you love your children? I ask you again. If you do, you must love them
+more than another man's. Only they who are indifferent to all, profess a
+parity.</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;Sir! indeed your conversation very much surprises me.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="page341" id="page341" title="page341"></a><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;I see it does: you stare, and would look proud. Emperors and
+kings, and all but maniacs, would lose that faculty with me. I could speedily
+bring them to a just sense of their nothingness, unless their ears were calked
+and pitched, although I am no Savonarola. He, too, died sadly!</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;Amid so much confidence of power, and such an assumption of
+authority, your voice is gentle&mdash;almost plaintive.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;It should be plaintive. Oh, could it be but persuasive!</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;Why take this deep interest in me? I do not merit nor require
+it. Surely any one would think we had been acquainted with each other for
+many years.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;What! should I have asked you such a question as the last, after
+long knowing you?</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>, (<i>aside</i>.)&mdash;This resembles insanity.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;The insane have quick ears, sir, and sometimes quick apprehensions.</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;I really beg your pardon.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;I ought not then to have heard you, and beg yours. My madness
+could release many from a worse; from a madness which hurts them grievously;
+a madness which has been and will be hereditary: mine, again and again
+I repeat it, would burst asunder the strong swathes that fasten them to pillar
+and post. Sir! sir! if I entertained not the remains of respect for you, in
+your domestic state, I should never have held with you this conversation.
+Germany is Germany: she ought to have nothing political in common with
+what is not Germany. Her freedom and security now demand that she celebrate
+the communion of the faithful. Our country is the only one in all the
+explored regions on earth that never has been conquered. Arabia and Russia
+boast it falsely; France falsely; Rome falsely. A fragment off the empire of
+Darius fell and crushed her: Valentinian was the footstool of Sapor, and
+Rome was buried in Byzantium. Boys must not learn this, and men will not.
+Britain, the wealthiest and most powerful of nations, and, after our own, the
+most literate and humane, received from us colonies and laws. Alas! those
+laws, which she retains as her fairest heritage, we value not: we surrender
+them to gangs of robbers, who fortify themselves within walled cities, and
+enter into leagues against us. When they quarrel, they push us upon one
+another's sword, and command us to thank God for the victories that enslave
+us. These are the glories we celebrate; these are the festivals we hold, on
+the burial-mounds of our ancestors. Blessed are those who lie under them!
+blessed are also those who remember what they were, and call upon their
+names in the holiness of love.</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;Moderate the transport that inflames and consumes you. There
+is no dishonour in a nation being conquered by a stronger.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;There may be great dishonour in letting it be stronger; great, for
+instance, in our disunion.</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;We have only been conquered by the French in our turn.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;No, sir, no: we have not been, in turn or out. Our puny princes
+were disarmed by promises and lies: they accepted paper crowns from the
+very thief who was sweeping into his hat their forks and spoons. A cunning
+traitor snared incautious ones, plucked them, devoured them, and slept upon
+their feathers.</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;I would rather turn back with you to the ancient glories of our
+country than fix my attention on the sorrowful scenes more near to us. We
+may be justly proud of our literary men, who unite the suffrages of every
+capital, to the exclusion of almost all their own.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;Many Germans well deserve this honour, others are manger-fed
+and hirelings.</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;The English and the Greeks are the only nations that rival us
+in poetry, or in any works of imagination.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;While on this high ground we pretend to a rivalship with England
+and Greece, can we reflect, without a sinking of the heart, on our inferiority
+in political and civil dignity? Why are we lower than they? Our mothers
+are like their mothers; our children are like their children; our limbs are as
+strong, our capacities are as enlarged, our desire of improvement in the arts
+<a class="pagenum" name="page342" id="page342" title="page342"></a>and sciences is neither less vivid and generous, nor less temperate and well-directed.
+The Greeks were under disadvantages which never bore in any
+degree on us; yet they rose through them vigorously and erectly. They
+were Asiatic in what ought to be the finer part of the affections; their women
+were veiled and secluded, never visited the captive, never released the slave,
+never sat by the sick in the hospital, never heard the child's lesson repeated
+in the school. Ours are more tender, compassionate, and charitable, than
+poets have feigned of the past, or prophets have announced of the future;
+and, nursed at their breasts and educated at their feet, blush we not at our
+degeneracy? The most indifferent stranger feels a pleasure at finding, in
+the worst-written history of Spain, her various kingdoms ultimately mingled,
+although the character of the governors, and perhaps of the governed, is congenial
+to few. What delight, then, must overflow on Europe, from seeing
+the mother of her noblest nation rear again her venerable head, and bless all
+her children for the first time united!</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;I am bound to oppose such a project.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;Say not so: in God's name, say not so.</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;In such confederacy I see nothing but conspiracy and rebellion,
+and I am bound, I tell you again, sir, to defeat it, if possible.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt.</i>&mdash;Bound! I must then release you.</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;How should you, young gentleman, release me?</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;May no pain follow the cutting of the knot! But think again:
+think better: spare me!</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;I will not betray you.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;That would serve nobody: yet, if in your opinion betraying me
+can benefit you or your family, deem it no harm; so much greater has been
+done by you in abandoning the cause of Germany. Here is your paper;
+here is your ink.</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;Do you imagine me an informer?</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;From maxims and conduct such as yours, spring up the brood, the
+necessity, and the occupation of them. There would be none, if good men
+thought it a part of goodness to be as active and vigilant as the bad. I must
+go, sir! Return to yourself in time! How it pains me to think of losing you!
+Be my friend!</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;I would be.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>.&mdash;Be a German!</p>
+
+<p><i>Kotzebue</i>.&mdash;I am.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sandt</i>, (<i>having gone out</i>.)&mdash;Perjurer and profaner! Yet his heart is kindly.
+I must grieve for him! Away with tenderness! I disrobe him of the privilege
+to pity me or to praise me, as he would have done had I lived of old.
+Better men shall do more. God calls them: me too he calls: I will enter the
+door again. May the greater sacrifice bring the people together, and hold
+them evermore in peace and concord. The lesser victim follows willingly.
+(<i>Enters again</i>.)</p>
+
+<p>Turn! die! (<i>strikes</i>.)</p>
+
+<p>Alas! alas! no man ever fell alone. How many innocent always perish
+with one guilty! and writhe longer!</p>
+
+<p>Unhappy children! I shall weep for you elsewhere. Some days are left
+me. In a very few the whole of this little world will lie between us. I have
+sanctified in you the memory of your father. Genius but reveals dishonour,
+commiseration covers it.</p>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+
+<a name="bw329s5" id="bw329s5"></a>
+<a class="pagenum" name="page343" id="page343" title="page343"></a>
+<h2>THE JEWELLER'S WIFE.</h2>
+
+<h3>A PASSAGE IN THE CAREER OF EL EMPECINADO.</h3>
+
+<p>When the Empecinado, after escaping
+from the Burgo de Osma, rejoined
+his band, and again repaired to the
+favourite skirmishing ground on the
+banks of the Duero, he found the state
+of affairs in Old Castile becoming
+daily less favourable for his operations.
+The French overran the greater
+part of the province, and visited
+with severe punishment any disobedience
+of their orders; so that the
+peasantry no longer dared to assist
+the guerillas as they had previously
+done. Many of the villages on the
+Duero had become <i>afrancesados</i>, not,
+it is true, through love, but through
+dread of the invaders, and in the hope
+of preserving themselves from pillage
+and oppression. However much the
+people in their hearts might wish success
+to men like the Empecinado, the
+guerillas were too few and too feeble
+to afford protection to those who, by
+giving them assistance or information,
+would incur the displeasure of the
+French. The clergy were the only
+class that, almost without an exception,
+remained stanch to the cause
+of Spanish independence, and their
+purses and refectories were ever open
+to those who took up arms in its defence.</p>
+
+<p>Noways deterred by this unfavourable
+aspect of affairs, the Empecinado
+resolved to carry on the war in Old
+Castile, even though unaided and alone.
+He established his bivouac in the pine-woods
+of Coca, and sent out spies towards
+Somosierra and Burgos, to get
+information of some convoy of which
+the capture might yield both honour
+and profit.</p>
+
+<p>It was on the second morning after
+the departure of the spies, and a few
+minutes before daybreak, that the
+little camp was aroused by a shot from
+a sentry, placed on the skirt of the
+wood. In an instant every man was
+on his feet. It was the Empecinado's
+custom, when outlying in this manner,
+to make one-half his band sleep fully
+armed and equipped, with their horses
+saddled and bridled beside them; and
+a fortunate precaution it was in this
+instance. Scarcely had the men time
+to untether and spring upon their
+horses, when the sentry galloped
+headlong into the camp.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;<i>Los Franceses! Los Franceses</i>!&quot;
+exclaimed he, breathless with speed.</p>
+
+<p>One of the Empecinado's first qualities
+was his presence of mind, which
+never deserted him even in the most
+critical situations. Instantly forming
+up that moiety of his men which was
+already in the saddle, he left a detachment
+in front of those who were hastily
+saddling and arming, and with the remainder
+retired a little to the left of
+the open ground on which the bivouac
+was established. Almost before he
+had completed this arrangement, the
+jingling of arms and clattering of
+horses' feet were heard, and a squadron
+of French cavalry galloped
+down the glade. The Empecinado
+gave the word to charge, and as
+Fuentes at the head of one party advanced
+to meet them, he himself attacked
+them in flank. The French,
+not having anticipated much opposition
+from a foe whom they had expected
+to find sleeping, were somewhat
+surprized at the fierce resistance
+they met. A hard fight took place,
+rendered still more confused by the
+darkness, or rather by a faint grey
+light, which was just beginning to appear,
+and gave a shadowy indistinctness
+to surrounding objects. The
+Spaniards were inferior in number to
+their opponents, and it was beginning
+to go hard with them, when the remainder
+of the guerillas, now armed
+and mounted, came up to their assistance.
+On perceiving this accession
+to their adversaries' force, the French
+thought they had been led into an
+ambuscade, and retreating in tolerable
+order to the edge of the wood, at last
+fairly turned tail and ran for it, leaving
+several killed and wounded on the
+ground, and were pursued for some distance
+by the guerillas, who, however,
+only succeeded in making one prisoner.
+This was a young man in the dress of
+a peasant, who being badly mounted,
+was easily overtaken. On being
+brought before the Empecinado, the
+latter with no small surprize recognized
+<a class="pagenum" name="page344" id="page344" title="page344"></a>a native of Aranda, named Pedro
+Gutierrez, who was one of the
+emissaries he had sent out two days
+previously to get information concerning
+the movements of the enemy.</p>
+
+<p>With pale cheek and faltering
+voice, the prisoner answered the Empecinado's
+interrogatories. It appears
+that he had been detected as a spy by
+the French, who had given him his
+choice between a halter and the betrayal
+of his countrymen and employers.
+With the fear of death before
+his eyes, he had consented to turn
+traitor.</p>
+
+<p>The deepest silence prevailed among
+the guerillas during his narrative, and
+remained unbroken for a full minute
+after he had concluded. The Empecinado's
+brow was black as thunder,
+and his features assumed an expression
+which the trembling wretch well
+knew how to interpret.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;<i>Que podia hacer, se&ntilde;ores</i>?&quot; said
+the culprit, casting an appealing, imploring
+glance around him. &quot;The
+rope was round my neck; I have an
+aged father and am his only support.
+Life is very sweet. What could I
+do?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;<i>Die</i>!&quot; replied the Empecinado,
+in his deep stern voice&mdash;&quot;Die like a
+man <i>then</i>, instead of dying like a dog
+<i>now</i>!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>He turned his back upon him, and
+ten minutes later, the body of the unfortunate
+spy was dangling from the
+branches of a neighbouring tree, and
+the guerillas marched off to seek another
+and a safer bivouac.</p>
+
+<p>A few days after this incident the
+other spies returned, and after receiving
+their report, and consulting with
+his lieutenant, Mariano Fuentes, the
+Empecinado broke up the little camp,
+and led his band in the direction of
+the <i>camino r&eacute;al</i>.</p>
+
+<p>Along that part of the high-road,
+from Madrid to the Pyrenees, which
+winds through the mountain range of
+Onrubias, an escort of fifty French
+dragoons was marching, about an hour
+before dusk, on an evening of early
+spring. Two carriages, and three or
+four heavily-laden carts, each drawn
+by half-a-dozen mules, composed the
+whole of the convoy; the value of
+which, however, might be deemed
+considerable, judging from the strength
+of the escort, and the precautions observed
+by the officer in command to
+avoid a surprise&mdash;precautions which
+were not of much avail; for, on reaching
+a spot where the road widened
+considerably, and was traversed by a
+broad ravine, the party was suddenly
+charged on either flank by double their
+number of guerillas. The dragoons
+made a gallant resistance, but it was
+a short one, for they had no room or
+time to form in any order, and were
+far overmatched in the hand-to-hand
+contest that ensued. With the very
+first who fled went a gentleman in
+civilian's garb, who sprang out of the
+most elegant of the two carriages, and
+mounting a fine Andalusian horse led
+by a groom, was off like the wind,
+disregarding the shrieks of his travelling
+companion, a female two or three-and-twenty
+years old, of great beauty,
+and very richly attired. The cries
+and alarm of the lady thus deserted
+were redoubled, when an instant later
+a guerilla of fierce aspect presented
+himself at the carriage-door.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Have no fear, se&ntilde;ora,&quot; said the
+Empecinado, &quot;you are in the hands
+of honourable men, and no harm shall
+be done you.&quot; And having by suchlike
+assurances succeeded in calming
+her terrors, he obtained from her
+some information as to the contents
+of the carts and carriages, as well as
+regarding herself and her late companion.</p>
+
+<p>The man who had abandoned her,
+and consulted his own safety by flying
+with the escort, was her husband,
+Monsieur Barbot, jeweller and diamond
+merchant to the late King
+Charles the Fourth. Alarmed by the
+unsettled state of things in Spain, he
+was hastening to take refuge in France,
+with his handsome wife and his great
+wealth&mdash;of the latter of which no inconsiderable
+portion was contained in
+the carriage, in the shape of caskets
+of jewellery, diamonds, and other
+valuables.</p>
+
+<p>Repairing to the neighbouring
+mountains, the guerillas proceeded to
+examine their booty, which the Empecinado
+permitted them to divide
+among themselves, with the exception
+of the carriage and its contents, including
+the lady, which he reserved
+for his own share.</p>
+
+<p>On the following day came letters
+from the French military governor of
+Aranda del Duero, and from Monsieur
+Barbot, who had taken refuge in that
+town, and offered a large sum as ransom
+for his wife. To this application
+<a class="pagenum" name="page345" id="page345" title="page345"></a>the Empecinado did not vouchsafe
+any answer, but marched off to his
+native village of Castrillo, taking with
+him jewels, carriage, and lady. The
+latter he established in the house of
+his brother Manuel, recommending
+her to the care of his sister-in-law,
+and commanding that she should be
+treated with all possible respect, and
+her wishes attended to on every point.</p>
+
+<p>The Empecinado's exultation at
+the success of his enterprize was great,
+but he little foresaw all the danger
+and trouble that his rich capture was
+hereafter to occasion him. He had
+become violently enamoured of his fair
+prisoner, and in order to have leisure
+to pay his court to her, he sent off his
+partida on a distant expedition under
+the command of Fuentes, and himself
+remained at Castrillo, doing his utmost
+to find favour in the eyes of the
+beautiful Madame Barbot. He was then
+in the prime of life, a remarkably
+handsome man, and notwithstanding
+that the French affected to treat him
+as a brigand, his courage and patriotism
+were admitted by the unprejudiced
+among all parties, and his bold
+and successful deeds had already
+procured him a degree of renown that
+was an additional recommendation of
+him to the fair sex. It may not,
+therefore, be deemed very surprising
+that, after the first few days of her
+captivity were passed, and she had
+become a little used to the novelty of
+her position, the lady began to consider
+the Empecinado with some
+degree of favour, and seemed not altogether
+disposed to be inconsolable in
+her widowhood. He on his part spared
+no pains to please her. His very nature
+seemed changed by the violence
+of his new passion; and so great was
+the metamorphosis that his best friends
+scarcely recognized him for the same
+man. He seemed totally to have forgotten
+the career to which he had devoted
+himself, and the hatred and
+war of extermination he had vowed
+against the French. The restless activity
+and spirit of enterprize which
+formed such distinguishing traits in
+his character, were completely lulled
+to sleep by the charms of the fair
+Barbot. Nor was the change in his
+external appearance less striking.
+Aware that the rude manners and
+attire of a guerilla were not likely to
+please the fastidious taste of a town-bred
+dame, he hastened to discard
+them. His rough bushy beard and
+mustaches were carefully trimmed
+and adjusted by the most expert barber
+of the neighbourhood; his
+sheepskin jacket, heavy boots, and jingling
+double-roweled spurs thrown aside,
+and in their place he assumed the national
+garb, so well adapted to show
+off a handsome person, and which,
+although now almost disused throughout
+Spain, far surpasses in elegance the
+prevailing costumes of the nineteenth
+century: a short light jacket of black
+velvet, and waistcoat of the richest
+silk, both profusely decorated with
+gold filigree buttons; purple velvet
+breeches fastened at the knee with
+bunches of ribands; silk stockings,
+and falling boots of chamois leather,
+by the most expert maker in Cordova;
+a crimson silk sash round his waist,
+and round his neck a silk handkerchief,
+of which the ends were drawn
+through a magnificent jewelled ring.
+A green velvet cap, ornamented with
+sables and silver, and an ample cloak
+trimmed with silver lace, the spoil of
+a commandant of French gendarmes,
+completed this picturesque costume.</p>
+
+<p>Thus attired, and mounted on a
+splendid horse, the Empecinado escorted
+the object of his new flame to
+all the f&ecirc;tes and merry-makings of the
+surrounding country. Not a <i>romeria</i>
+in the neighbouring villages, not a
+fair or a bull-fight in all the valley of
+the Duero, but were graced by the
+presence of Martin Diez and his dulcinea,
+whose fine horse and gallant
+equipment, but more especially the
+beauty of the rider, inspired universal
+admiration. As might be expected,
+many of those who had known the
+Empecinado a poor vine-dresser, became
+envious of his good fortune,
+and others who envied him not, were
+indignant at seeing him waste his
+time in such degrading effeminacy,
+instead of following up the career
+which he had so nobly begun. There
+was much murmuring, therefore, to
+which, however, he gave little heed;
+and several weeks had passed in the
+manner above described, when an incident
+occurred to rouse him from the
+sort of lethargy in which he was sunk.</p>
+
+<p>A despatch reached him from the
+Captain-General, Don Gregorio Cuesta,
+requiring his immediate presence
+at Ciudad Rodrigo, there to receive
+directions concerning the execution
+of a service of the greatest importance,
+<a class="pagenum" name="page346" id="page346" title="page346"></a>and which was to be intrusted
+to him.</p>
+
+<p>This order had its origin in circumstances
+of which the Empecinado was
+totally ignorant. The jeweller Barbot,
+finding that neither large offers
+nor threats of punishment had any
+effect upon the Empecinado, who persisted
+in keeping his wife prisoner,
+made interest with the Duke of Infantado,
+then general of one of the
+Spanish armies, and besought him to
+exert his influence in favour of the
+captive lady, and to have her restored
+to her friends. The duke, who was
+a very important personage at the
+court of Charles the Fourth, and the
+favourite of Ferdinand the Seventh
+at the beginning of his reign, entertained
+a particular friendship for Barbot;
+and, if the <i>chronique scandaleuse</i>
+of Madrid might be believed, a still
+more particular one for his wife. He
+immediately wrote to General Cuesta,
+desiring that the lady might be sent
+back to her husband without delay, as
+well as all the jewels and other spoil
+that had been seized by the Empecinado.</p>
+
+<p>With much difficulty did the guerilla
+make up his mind to abandon
+the inglorious position, and to go
+where duty called him. Strongly
+recommending his captive to his brother
+and sister-in-law, he set out for
+Ciudad Rodrigo, escorted by a sergeant
+and ten men of his partida.
+They had not proceeded half a mile
+from Castrillo, when, from behind a
+hedge bordering the road, a shot was
+fired, and the bullet slightly wounded
+the Empecinado's charger. Two of
+the escort pushed their horses through
+the hedge, and immediately returned,
+dragging between them a grey-haired
+old man, seventy years of age, who
+clutched in his wrinkled fingers a
+rusty carbine that had just been discharged.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;He is surely mad!&quot; exclaimed
+the Empecinado, gazing in astonishment
+at the venerable assassin. &quot;<i>Dime,
+viejo</i>; do you know me? And why do
+you seek my life?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;<i>Si, si, te conozes</i>. You are the
+Empecinado&mdash;the bloody Empecinado.
+Give me back my Pedro,
+whom you murdered. <i>Ay di me!
+mi Pedrillo, te han matado!</i>&quot;</p>
+
+<p>And the old man's frame quivered
+with rage, as he glared on the Empecinado
+with an expression of unutterable
+hate.</p>
+
+<p>One of the guerillas stepped forward&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;'Tis old Gutierrez, the father of
+Pedro, who was hung in the Pi&ntilde;ares
+de Coca, for betraying us to the
+French.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Throw his carbine into yonder
+pool, and leave the poor wretch,&quot; said
+the Empecinado; &quot;his son deserved
+the death he met.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;He missed his aim to-day, but he
+may point truer another time,&quot; said
+one of the men, half drawing a pistol
+from his holster.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Harm him not!&quot; said the Empecinado
+sternly, and the party rode on.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;<i>Maldito seas</i>!&quot; screamed the old
+man, casting himself in the dust of
+the road, in a paroxysm of impotent
+fury. &quot;<i>Maldito! Maldito! Ay de
+mi! mi Pedrillo!</i>&quot;</p>
+
+<p>And his curses and lamentations
+continued till the guerillas were out
+of hearing.</p>
+
+<p>On arriving at Ciudad Rodrigo, the
+Empecinado went immediately to General
+Cuesta, who, although he did
+not receive him unkindly, could not
+but blame him greatly for the enormous
+crime he had committed in carrying
+off a lady who was distinguished
+by so mighty a personage as the Duke
+of Infantado. He told him it was absolutely
+necessary to devise some plan
+by which the Duke's anger might be
+appeased. Murat also had sent a message
+to the central junta, saying, that
+if satisfaction were not given, he
+would send troops to lay waste the
+whole district of Penafiel, in which
+Castrillo was situated; and it was
+probable, that if he had not done so
+already, it was because a large portion
+of the inhabitants of that district were
+believed to be well affected to the
+French. Without exactly telling him
+what he must do, the old general gave
+him a despatch for the <i>corregidor</i> of
+Penafiel, and desired him to present
+himself before that functionary, and
+concert with him the measures to be
+taken.</p>
+
+<p>The Empecinado took his leave,
+and was quitting the governor's palace
+when he overtook at the door an
+<i>avogado</i>, who was a countryman of
+his, and whom he had left at Castrillo
+when he set out from that place. The
+sight of this man was a ray of light to
+the Empecinado, who immediately suspected
+that his enemies were intriguing
+against him. He proposed to the
+lawyer that they should walk
+<a class="pagenum" name="page347" id="page347" title="page347"></a>to the inn, to which the latter consented.
+They had to traverse a lonely
+place, known by the name of San
+Francisco's Meadow, and on arriving
+there, behind the shelter of some walls,
+the Empecinado seized the advocate
+by the collar, and swore he would
+strangle him if he did not instantly
+confess what business had brought
+him to Ciudad Rodrigo, as well as all
+the plans or plots against the Empecinado
+to which he might be privy.</p>
+
+<p>The lawyer, who had known Diez
+from his childhood, and was fully
+aware of his desperate character and
+of his own peril, trembled for his life,
+and besought him earnestly to use no
+violence, for that he was willing to
+tell all he knew. Thereupon the Empecinado
+loosened his grasp, which
+had wellnigh throttled the poor avogado,
+and cocking a pistol, as a sort
+of warning to the other to tell the
+truth, bade him sit down beside him
+and proceed with his narrative.</p>
+
+<p>The lawyer informed him that the
+<i>ayuntamiento</i> or corporation of Castrillo,
+and those of all the towns and
+villages of the district, found themselves
+in great trouble on account of
+the convoy he had intercepted, and
+more particularly of the lady whom
+he kept prisoner, and whose friends it
+appeared were persons of much influence
+with both contending parties, for
+that the junta and the French had
+alike demanded her liberty; and while
+the latter were about to send troops
+to put the whole country to fire and
+sword, the former, as well as the Spanish
+generals, had refused to afford
+them any protection against the consequences
+of her detention, and accused
+the ayuntamiento and the priests
+of encouraging the Empecinado to
+hold her in captivity. He himself
+had been sent to Ciudad Rodrigo to
+beg General Cuesta's advice, and the
+general had declared himself unable
+to assist them, but recommended them
+to restore the lady and treasure, if they
+did not wish the French to lay waste
+the country, and take by force the
+bone of contention.</p>
+
+<p>The Empecinado, suspecting that
+General Cuesta had not used all due
+frankness with him in this matter,
+handed to the lawyer the letter that
+had been given him for the corregidor
+of Penafiel, and compelled him, much
+against his will, to open and read it.
+Its contents coincided with what the
+avogado had told him; the general
+advising the corregidor to use every
+means to compromise the matter, rather
+than wait till the French should
+do themselves justice by the strong
+hand.</p>
+
+<p>Perceiving that, from various motives,
+every body was against him in
+this matter, the Empecinado bethought
+himself how he should get out of the
+scrape.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;As an old friend and countryman,
+and more especially as a lawyer,&quot;
+said he to the avogado, &quot;you are the
+most fitting man to give me advice in
+this difficulty. Tell me, then, what I
+ought to do, in order that our native
+town, which is innocent in the matter,
+should suffer no prejudice.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You speak now like a sensible
+man,&quot; replied the other, &quot;and as a
+friend will I advise you. Let us immediately
+set off to Penafiel, deliver
+the general's letter to the corregidor,
+and take him with us to Castrillo.
+There, for form's sake, an examination
+of your conduct in the affair can
+take place. You shall give up the
+jewels, the carriage, and the lady, and
+set off immediately to join your partida.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;To the greater part of that I willingly
+agree,&quot; said the Empecinado.
+&quot;The jewels are buried in the cellar,
+and the carriage is in the stable.
+Take both when you list. But as to
+the lady, before I give her up, I will
+give up my own soul. She is my
+property; I took her in fair fight,
+and at the risk of my life.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You will think better of it before
+we get to Castrillo,&quot; replied the lawyer.</p>
+
+<p>The Empecinado shook his head,
+but led the way to the inn, where they
+took horse, and the next day reached
+Penafiel, whence they set out the following
+morning for Castrillo, which is
+a couple of leagues further, accompanied
+by the corregidor, his secretary,
+and two alguazils. The Empecinado
+was induced to leave his escort at
+Penafiel, in order that the sort of <i>pro
+form&acirc;</i> investigation which was to be
+gone through might not appear to have
+taken place under circumstances of
+intimidation. The avogado started a
+couple of hours earlier than the rest
+of the party, to have things in readiness,
+so that the proceedings might be
+got through as rapidly as possible.</p>
+
+<p>It was about eight o'clock on a fine
+summer's morning that the Empecinado
+<a class="pagenum" name="page348" id="page348" title="page348"></a>and his companions reached Castrillo.
+As they entered the town, an
+old mendicant, who was lying curled
+up like a dog in the sunshine under
+the porch of a house, lifted his head
+at the noise of the horses. As his
+eyes rested upon Diez, he made a
+bound forward with an agility extraordinary
+in one of his years, and fell
+almost under the feet of the Empecinado's
+horse, making the startled animal
+spring aside with a violence and
+suddenness sufficient to unhorse many
+a less practised rider than the one who
+bestrode him. The Empecinado lifted
+his whip in anger, but the old man,
+who had risen to his feet, showed no
+sign of fear, and as he stood in the
+middle of the road, and immediately
+in the path of the Empecinado, the
+latter recognized the wild features and
+long grey hair of old Gutierrez.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;<i>Maldito seas</i>!&quot; cried the old man,
+extending his arms towards the guerilla.
+&quot;Murderer! the hour of vengeance
+is nigh. I saw it in my dreams.
+My Pedrillo showed me his assassin
+trampled under the feet of horses.
+<i>Asesino! Venga la hora de tu
+muerte!</i>&quot;</p>
+
+<p>And the old man, who was half
+crazed by his misfortunes, relapsed
+into an incoherent strain of lamentations
+for his son, and curses upon him
+whom he called his murderer.</p>
+
+<p>The Empecinado, who, on recognizing
+old Gutierrez, had lowered his
+riding-whip, and listened unmoved to
+his curses and predictions, rode forward,
+explaining as he went, to the
+astonished corregidor, the scene that
+had just occurred. A little further on
+he separated from his companions,
+giving them rendezvous at ten o'clock
+at the house of the ayuntamiento.
+Proceeding to his brother's dwelling,
+he paid a visit to Madame Barbot,
+breakfasted with her, and then prepared
+to keep his appointment. He
+placed a brace of pistols and a poniard
+in his belt, and taking a loaded <i>trabuco</i>
+or blunderbuss, in his hand,
+wrapped himself in his cloak so as to
+conceal his weapons, and repaired to
+the town-hall.</p>
+
+<p>He found the tribunal already installed,
+and every thing in readiness.
+Saluting the corregidor, he began pacing
+up and down the room without
+taking off his cloak. The corregidor
+repeatedly urged him to be seated, but
+he refused, and continued his walk,
+replying to the questions that were
+put to him, his answers to which were
+duly written down. About a quarter of
+an hour had passed in this manner, when
+a noise of feet and talking was heard
+in the street, and the Empecinado, as
+he passed one of the windows that
+looked out upon the <i>plaza</i>, saw, with
+no very comfortable feelings, that a
+number of armed peasants were entering
+the town hall. He perceived
+that he was betrayed, but his presence
+of mind stood his friend, and with his
+usual promptitude, he in a moment
+decided how he should act. Without
+allowing it to appear that he had any
+suspicion of what was going on, he
+walked to the door of the audience
+chamber, and before any one could interfere,
+shut and locked it. Then
+stepping up to the corregidor, he
+threw off his cloak, and presented his
+trabuco at the magistrate's head.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Se&ntilde;or Corregidor,&quot; said he, &quot;this
+is not our agreement, but a base act
+of treachery. Commend yourself to
+God, for you are about to die.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The corregidor was so dreadfully
+terrified at these words, and at the
+menacing action of the Empecinado,
+that he swooned away, and fell down
+under the table&mdash;the escribano fled
+into an adjoining chamber, and concealed
+himself under a bed&mdash;while the
+alguazils, trembling with fear, threw
+themselves upon their knees, and petitioned
+for mercy. The Empecinado,
+finding himself with so little trouble
+master of the field of battle, took possession
+of the papers that were lying
+upon the table, and, unlocking the
+door, proceeded to the principal staircase,
+which he found occupied by
+inhabitants of the town, armed with
+muskets and fowling-pieces. Placing
+his blunderbuss under his arm, with
+his hand upon the trigger, &quot;Make
+way!&quot; cried he; &quot;the first who
+moves a finger may reckon upon the
+contents of my trabuco.&quot; His menace
+and resolute character produced the
+desired effect; a passage was opened,
+and he left the house in triumph. On
+reaching the street, however, he found
+a great crowd of men, women, and
+even children, assembled, who occupied
+the plaza and all the adjacent
+streets, and received him with loud
+cries of &quot;Death to the Empecinado!
+<i>Muera el ladron y mal Cristiano</i>!&quot;
+The armed men whom he had left in
+the town-house fired several shots at
+<a class="pagenum" name="page349" id="page349" title="page349"></a>him from the windows, but nobody
+dared to lay hands upon him, as he
+marched slowly and steadily through
+the crowd, trabuco in hand, and casting
+glances on either side that made
+those upon whom they fell shrink involuntarily
+backwards.</p>
+
+<p>On the low roof of one of the houses
+of the plaza, that formed the angle
+of the Calle de la Cruz, or street of the
+cross, old Gutierrez had taken his station.
+With the fire of insanity in his
+bloodshot eyes, and a grin of exultation
+upon his wasted features, he witnessed
+the persecution of the Empecinado,
+and while his ears drank in the
+yells and hootings of the multitude,
+he added his shrill cracked voice to
+the uproar. When the shots were
+fired from the town-hall, he bounded
+and capered upon the platform, clapping
+his meagre fingers together in
+ecstasy; but as the Empecinado got
+further from the house, and the firing
+was discontinued, an expression of
+anxiety replaced the look of triumph
+that had lighted up the old maniac's
+face. Diez still moved on unhurt,
+and was now within a few paces of
+the house on which Gutierrez had
+perched himself. The old man's uneasiness
+increased. &quot;Va a escapar!&quot;
+muttered he to himself; &quot;they will
+let him escape. Oh, if I had a gun,
+my Pedrillo would soon be avenged!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The Empecinado was passing under
+the house. A sudden thought struck
+Gutierrez. Stamping with his foot,
+he broke two or three of the tiles on
+which he was standing, and snatching
+up a large heavy fragment, he leaned
+over the edge of the roof to get a full
+view of the Empecinado, who was at
+that moment leaving the plaza and
+entering the Calle de la Cruz. In
+five seconds more he would be out of
+sight. As it was, it was only by leaning
+very far forward that Gutierrez
+could see him, walking calmly along,
+and keeping at bay the angry but
+cowardly mob that yelped at his heels,
+like a parcel of village curs pursuing
+a bloodhound, whose look alone prevents
+their too near approach.</p>
+
+<p>Throwing his left arm round a
+chimney, the old man swung himself
+forward, and with all the force that
+he possessed, hurled the tile at the
+object of his hate. The missile struck
+the Empecinado upon the temple, and
+he fell, stunned and bleeding, to the
+ground.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;<i>Viva</i>!&quot; screamed Gutierrez; but
+a cry of agony followed the shout of
+exultation. The chimney by which
+the old man supported himself was
+loose and crumbling, and totally unfit
+to bear his weight as he hung on by
+it, and leaned forward to gloat over
+his vengeance. It tottered for a moment,
+and then fell with a crash into
+the street. The height was not great,
+but the pavement was sharp and uneven;
+the old man pitched upon his
+head, and when lifted up was already
+a corpse.</p>
+
+<p>When the mob saw the Empecinado
+fall, they threw themselves upon him
+with as much ferocity as they had
+previously shown cowardice, and beat
+and ill-treated him in every possible
+manner. Not satisfied with that, they
+bound him hand and foot, and pushed
+him through a cellar window, throwing
+after him stones, and every thing
+they could find lying about the street.
+At last, wearied by their own brutality,
+they left him for dead, and he
+remained in that state till nightfall,
+when the corregidor and the ayuntamiento
+proceeded to inspect his body,
+in order to certify his death, and have
+him buried. When he was brought
+out of the cellar, however, they perceived
+he still breathed, and sent for
+a surgeon, and also for a priest to administer
+the last sacraments. They
+then carried him upon a ladder to the
+<i>posito</i>, or public granary, a strong
+building, where they considered he
+would be in safety, and put him to
+bed, bathed in blood and covered with
+wounds and bruises.</p>
+
+<p>The corregidor, fearing that the
+news of the riot, and of the death of
+the Empecinado, would reach Penafiel,
+and that the escort which had been
+left there, and the many partizans that
+Diez had in that town, would come
+over to Castrillo to avenge his death,
+persuaded one of the cur&eacute;s or parish
+priests of the latter place, to go over to
+Penafiel in all haste, and, counterfeiting
+great alarm, to spread the report
+that the French had entered Castrillo,
+seized the Empecinado, and carried
+him off to Aranda. This was accordingly
+done; and the Empecinado's escort
+being made aware of the vicinity
+of the French and the risk they ran,
+immediately mounted their horses and
+marched to join Mariano Fuentes, accompanied
+by upwards of fifty young
+men, all partizans of the Empecinado,
+<a class="pagenum" name="page350" id="page350" title="page350"></a>and eager to revenge him. This matter
+being arranged, the corregidor had
+the jewels that were buried in the
+cellar of Manuel Diez dug up, and
+having taken possession of them, and
+installed Madame Barbot with all due
+attention in one of the principal houses
+of the town, he forwarded a report to
+General Cuesta of all that had occurred.
+The general immediately sent
+an escort to conduct the lady and the
+treasure to Ciudad Rodrigo, and ordered
+that as soon as the Empecinado
+was in a state to be moved, he should
+also be sent under a strong guard to
+that city.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile, the Empecinado's vigorous
+constitution triumphed over the
+injuries he had received, and he was
+getting so rapidly better, that for his
+safer custody the corregidor thought
+it necessary to have him heavily ironed.
+Deeming it impossible he should escape,
+and there being no troops in the
+village, no sentry was placed over him,
+so that at night his friends were able
+to hold discourse with him through the
+grating of one of the windows of the
+posito. In this manner he contrived
+to send a message to his brother
+Manuel, who, having also got into
+trouble on account of Madame Barbot's
+detention, had been compelled to
+take refuge in the mountains of Bilbuena,
+three leagues from Castrillo.
+Manuel took advantage of a dark night
+to steal into the town in disguise, and
+to speak with the Empecinado. He
+informed him that the superior of the
+Bernardine Monastery, in the Sierra
+de Balbuena, had been advised that it
+was the intention of the Empecinado's
+enemies to deliver him over to the
+French, in order that they might shoot
+him. The Empecinado replied, that
+he strongly suspected there was some
+such plot in agitation, and desired his
+brother to seek out Mariano Fuentes,
+and order him to march his band into
+the neighbourhood of Castrillo, and
+that on their arrival he would send
+them word what to do.</p>
+
+<p>Eight days elapsed, and the Empecinado
+was now completely cured
+of his wounds, so that he was in much
+apprehension lest he should be sent off
+to Ciudad Rodrio before the arrival
+of Fuentes. On the eighth night,
+however, his brother came to the window,
+and informed him that the partida
+was in the neighbourhood, and
+only waited his orders to march upon
+Castrillo, rescue him, and revenge the
+treatment he had received. This the
+Empecinado strongly enjoined them
+not to do, but desired his brother to
+come to his prison door at two o'clock
+the next morning with a led horse, and
+that he had the means to set himself
+at liberty. Manuel Diez did as he was
+ordered, wondering, however, in what
+manner the Empecinado intended to
+get out of the posito, which was a
+solidly constructed edifice with a massive
+door and grated windows. But
+the next night, when the guerilla heard
+the horses approaching his prison, he
+seized the door by an iron bar that
+traversed it on the inner side, and,
+exerting his prodigious strength, tore
+it off the hinges as though it had been
+of pasteboard. His feet being fastened
+together by a chain, he was compelled
+to sit sideways upon the saddle; but
+so elated was he to find himself once
+more at liberty that he pushed his
+horse into a gallop, and with his fetters
+clanking as he went, dashed
+through the streets of Castrillo, to the
+astonishment and consternation of the
+inhabitants, who knew not what devil's
+dance was going on in their usually
+quiet town.</p>
+
+<p>At Olmos, a village a quarter of
+a league from Castrillo, the fugitives
+halted, and roused a smith, who
+knocked off the Empecinado's irons.
+After a short rest at the house of an
+approved friend they remounted their
+horses, and a little after daybreak
+reached the place where Fuentes had
+taken up his bivouac. The Empecinado
+was received with great rejoicing,
+and immediately resumed the
+command. He passed a review of his
+band, and found it consisted of two
+hundred and twenty men, all well
+mounted and armed.</p>
+
+<p>Great was the alarm of the inhabitants
+of Castrillo when they found the
+prison broken open and the prisoner
+gone; and their terror was increased
+a hundred-fold, when a few hours
+later news was brought that the Empecinado
+was marching towards the
+town at the head of a strong body of
+cavalry. Some concealed themselves
+in cellars and suchlike hiding-places,
+others left the town and fled to the
+neighbouring woods; but the majority,
+despairing of escape by human means
+from the terrible anger of the Empecinado,
+shut themselves up in their
+houses, closed the doors and windows,
+<a class="pagenum" name="page351" id="page351" title="page351"></a>and prayed to the Virgin for deliverance
+from the impending evil. Never
+had there been seen in Castrillo such
+a counting of rosaries and beating of
+breasts, such genuflexions, and mumbling
+of aves and paters, as upon that
+morning.</p>
+
+<p>At noon the Empecinado entered
+the town at the head of his band,
+trumpets sounding, and the men firing
+their pistols and carbines into the air,
+in sign of joy at having recovered
+their leader. Forming up the partida
+in the market-place, the Empecinado
+sent for the corregidor and other
+authorities, who presented themselves
+before him pale and trembling, and
+fully believing they had not five minutes
+to live.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Fear nothing!&quot; said the Empecinado,
+observing their terror. &quot;It
+is certain I have met foul treatment
+at your hands; and it was the harder
+to bear coming from my own countrymen
+and townsfolk. But you have
+been misled, and will one day repent
+your conduct. I have forgotten your
+ill usage, and only remember the
+poverty of my native town, and the
+misery in which this war has plunged
+many of its inhabitants.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>So saying, he delivered to the alcalde
+and the parish priests a hundred
+ounces of gold for the relief of the
+poor and support of the hospital, and
+ten more to be spent in a <i>novillada</i>, or
+bull-bait and festival for the whole
+town. Cutting short their thanks
+and excuses, he left Castrillo and
+marched to the village of Sacramenia,
+where he quartered his men, and, accompanied
+by Mariano Fuentes, went
+to pay a visit to a neighbouring monastery.
+The monks received him
+with open arms and a hearty welcome,
+hailing him as the main prop
+of the cause of independence in Old
+Castile. They sat down to dinner in
+the refectory; and the conversation
+turning upon the state of the country,
+the Empecinado expressed his unwillingness
+to carry on the war in that
+province, on account of the little confidence
+he could place in the inhabitants,
+so many of whom had become
+<i>afrancesados</i>; and as a proof of this,
+he related all that had occurred to him
+at Castrillo. Upon hearing this the
+abbot, who was a man distinguished
+for his talents and patriotism, recommended
+Diez to lead his band to New
+Castile, where he would not have to
+encounter the persecutions of those
+who, having known him poor and insignificant,
+envied him his good fortune,
+and sought to throw obstacles in
+his path. He offered to get him letters
+from the general of the order of
+San Bernardo to the superiors of the
+various monasteries, in order that he
+might receive such assistance and
+support as they could give, and he
+might chance to require.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;No one is a prophet in his own
+country,&quot; said the good father; &quot;Mahomet
+in his native town of Medina
+met with the same ill-treatment that
+you, Martin Diez, have encountered
+in the place of your birth. Abandon,
+then, a province which does not recognize
+your value, and go where your
+reputation has already preceded you,
+to defend the holy cause of Spain and
+of religion.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Struck by the justice of this reasoning,
+the Empecinado resolved to
+change the scene of his operations,
+and the next morning marched his
+squadron in the direction of New
+Castile.</p>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+
+<a name="bw329s6" id="bw329s6"></a>
+<h2><a class="pagenum" name="page352" id="page352" title="page352"></a>THE TALE OF A TUB: AN ADDITIONAL CHAPTER.</h2>
+
+<h3>HOW JACK RAN MAD A SECOND TIME.</h3>
+
+<p>After Jack and Martin parted company,
+you may remember that Jack,
+who had turned his face northward,
+got into high favour with the landlord
+of the North Farm Estate, who, being
+mightily edified with his discourses
+and sanctimonious demeanour, and
+not aware of his having been mad
+before, or being, perchance, just
+as mad himself&mdash;took him in, made
+much of him, gave him a cottage
+upon his manor to live in, and built
+him a tabernacle in which he might
+hold forth when the spirit moved him.
+In process of time, however, it happened
+that North Farm and the Albion
+Estates came into the possession of one
+proprietor, Esquire Bull, in whose
+house Martin had always been retained
+as domestic chaplain&mdash;at least,
+ever since that desperate scuffle with
+Lord Peter and his crew, when he
+tried to land some Spanish smugglers
+on the coast, for the purpose of carrying
+off Martin, and establishing himself
+in Squire Bull's house in his stead.
+Squire Bull, who was a man of his
+word, and wished to leave all things
+on North Farm as he found them,
+Jack and his tabernacle included, undertook
+at once to pay him a reasonable
+salary, with the free use of his
+house and tabernacle to him and his
+heirs for ever. But knowing that on
+a previous occasion, (which you may
+recollect,<a name="footnotetag46" id="footnotetag46"></a><a href="#footnote46"><sup>46</sup></a>) Jack's melancholy had gone
+so far that he had hanged himself,
+though he was cut down just before
+giving up the ghost, and by dint of
+bloodletting and galvanism, had been
+revived; and also that, notwithstanding
+his periodical fits and hallucinations,
+he could beat even Peter himself,
+who had been his instructor, for
+cunning and casuistry, he took care that,
+before Jack was allowed to take possession
+under his new lease, every thing
+should be made square between them.
+So he had the terms of their indenture
+all written out on parchment, signed,
+sealed, and delivered before witnesses,
+and even got a private Act of Parliament
+carried through, for the purpose
+of making every thing between them
+more secure. And well it was for the
+Squire that he bethought himself of his
+precaution in time, as you will afterwards
+hear.</p>
+
+<p>This union of the two entailed
+properties in the Bull family, brought
+Jack and Martin a good deal more
+into one anothers' company than they
+had formerly been; and 'twas clear,
+that Jack, who had now got somewhat
+ashamed of his threadbare raiment,
+and tired of his spare oatmeal diet,
+was mightily struck with the dignified
+air and comfortable look of Martin,
+and grudged him the frequency with
+which he was invited to Squire Bull's
+table. By degrees, he began to conform
+his own uncouth manner to an
+imitation of his. He wore a better
+coat, which he no longer rubbed
+against the wall to take the gloss from
+off it; he ceased to interlard all his
+ordinary speech with texts of Scripture;
+his snuffle abated audibly; he
+gave up his habit of extempore rhapsody,
+and lost, in a great measure,
+his aversion to Christmas tarts and
+plum-pudding. After a time, he might
+even be seen with a fishing-rod over
+his shoulder; then he contrived sundry
+improvements in gun-locks and double-barrels,
+for which he took out a patent,
+and in fact did not entirely escape the
+suspicion of being a poacher. He
+held assemblies in his house, where at
+times he allowed a little singing; nay,
+on one occasion, a son of his&mdash;for he
+had now a large family&mdash;was found
+accompanying a psalm-tune upon the
+(barrel) organ, and it was rumoured
+about the house, that Jack, though he
+thought it prudent to disclaim this
+overture, had no great objection to
+it. Be that as it may, it is certain,
+that instead of his old peaked hat and
+band, Jack latterly took to wearing
+broad-brimmed beavers, which he was
+seen trying to mould into a spout-like
+shape, much resembling a shovel. And
+so far had the transformation gone, that
+the Vicar of Fudley, meeting him one
+evening walking to an assembly arrayed
+<a class="pagenum" name="page353" id="page353" title="page353"></a>in a court coat, with this extraordinary
+hat upon his head, and a pair
+of silver buckles in his shoes, pulled
+off his hat to him at a little distance,
+mistaking him for a near relation of
+Martin, if not for Martin himself.</p>
+
+<p>There was no great harm you will
+think in all these whims, and for my
+own part, I believe that Jack was never
+so honest a fellow as he was during this
+time, when he was profiting by Martin's
+example. He kept his own place,
+ruling his family in a quiet and orderly
+way, without disturbing the peace of
+his neighbours: and seemed to have
+forgotten his old tricks of setting people
+by the ears, and picking quarrels with
+constables and justices of the peace.
+Howbeit, those who knew him longest
+and best, always said that this was too
+good to last: that with him these intervals
+of sobriety and moderation
+were always the prelude to a violent
+access of his peculiar malady, and
+that by-and-bye he would break out
+again, and that there would be the
+devil to pay, and no pitch hot.</p>
+
+<p>It so happened that Squire Bull had
+a good many small village schools on
+his Estate of North Farm, to which the
+former proprietors had always been in
+the custom of appointing the ushers
+themselves; and much to Jack's annoyance,
+when Squire Bull succeeded, the
+latter had taken care in his bargain with
+him, to keep the right of appointment
+to these in his own hand. But, at the
+same time, he told Jack fairly, that as
+he had no wish to dabble in Latin,
+Greek, or school learning himself, he
+left him at full liberty to say whether
+those whom he appointed were fit for
+the situation or not&mdash;so that if they
+turned out to be ignoramuses, deboshed
+fellows, or drunken dogs, Jack
+had only to say so on good grounds,
+and they were forthwith sent adrift.
+Matters went on for a time very
+smoothly on this footing. Nay, it was
+even said that Jack was inclined to
+carry his complaisance rather far, and
+after a time seldom troubled himself
+much about the usher's qualifications,
+provided his credentials were all right.
+He might ask the young fellow, who
+presented John's commission, perhaps,
+what was the first letter of the
+Greek alphabet? what was Latin for
+beef and greens? or where Moses was
+when the candle was blown out?&mdash;but
+if the candidate answered these questions
+correctly, and if there were no
+scandal or <i>fama clamosa</i> against him,
+as Jack in his peculiar jargon expressed
+it, he generally shook hands with him
+at once, put the key of the schoolhouse
+in his hand, and told him civilly
+to walk up-stairs.</p>
+
+<p>The truth was, however, that in
+this respect Jack had little reason to
+complain; for though the Squire, in the
+outset, may not have been very particular
+as to his choice, and it was said
+once or twice gave an ushership to an
+old exciseman, on account of his skill
+in mensuration of fluids, he had latterly
+become very particular, and
+would not hear of settling any body
+as schoolmaster on North Farm,
+who did not come to him with an
+excellent character, certified by two
+or three respectable householders at
+least. But, strangely enough, it was
+observed that just in proportion as the
+Squire became more considerate, Jack
+became more arrogant, pestilent, and
+troublesome. Now-a-days he was always
+discovering some objection to the
+Squire's appointments: one usher, it
+seemed, spoke too low, another too loud,
+one used an ear-trumpet, another a pair
+of grass-green spectacles; one had
+no sufficient gifts for flogging; another
+flogged either too high or too
+low&mdash;(for Jack was like the deserter,
+there was no pleasing him as to the
+mode of conducting the operation;)
+and, finally, another was rejected because
+he was unacquainted with the
+vernacular of Ossian&mdash;to the great
+injury and damage, as was alleged, of
+two Highland chairmen, who at an
+advanced period of life were completing
+their education in the school in
+question. At first Squire Bull, honest
+gentleman, had given in to these
+strange humours on the part of Jack,
+believing that this new-born zeal on
+his part was in the main conscientious,
+though he could not help thinking it
+at times sufficiently whimsical and preposterous.
+He had even gone so far,
+occasionally, as to send Jack a list of
+those to whom he proposed giving
+the usherships, accompanied with a
+polite note, in some such terms as
+these, &quot;Squire Bull presents his respects,
+and begs his good friend Jack
+will read over the enclosed list, and
+take the trouble of choosing for himself;&quot;
+a request with which Jack was
+always ready to comply. And, further,
+as Jack had always a great hankering
+after little-goes and penny subscriptions
+<a class="pagenum" name="page354" id="page354" title="page354"></a>of every kind, and was eternally
+trumpeting forth some new nostrum
+or <i>scheme</i> of this kind, as he used to
+call it, the Squire had been prevailed
+upon to purchase from him a good
+many tickets for these schemes from
+time to time, for which he always
+paid in hard cash, though I have never
+heard that any of them turned up
+prizes, except it may have been to
+Jack himself.</p>
+
+<p>Jack, as we have said, grew bolder
+as the Squire became more complying,
+thinking that, in the matter of
+these appointments, as he had once
+got his hand in, it would be his own
+fault if he could not contrive to
+wriggle in his whole body. It so happened,
+too, that just about the very
+time that one of John's usherships became
+vacant, one of those atrabilious
+and hypochondriac fits came over Jack,
+with which, as we have said, he was periodically
+afflicted, and which, though
+they certainly unsettled his brain a
+little, only served, as in the case of
+other lunatics, to render him, during
+the paroxysm, more cunning, inventive,
+and mischievous. After
+moving about in a moping way for
+a day or two&mdash;mumbling in corners,
+and pretending to fall on his knees,
+in his old fashion, in the midst of
+the street, he suddenly got up, flung
+his broad-brimmed beaver into the
+kennel, trampled his wig in the dirt,
+so as to expose his large ears as
+of old, ran home, pulled his rusty
+black doublet out of the chest where it
+had lain for years, squeezing it on as
+he best could&mdash;for he had got somewhat
+corpulent in the mean time&mdash;and
+thus transfigured, he set out to consult
+the village attorney, with whom
+it was observed he remained closeted
+for several hours, turning over Burns'
+Justice, and perusing an office-copy
+of his indenture with the Squire&mdash;a
+planetary conjunction from which
+those who were astrologically given
+boded no good.</p>
+
+<p>What passed between these worthies
+on this occasion&mdash;whether the
+attorney really persuaded Jack that,
+if he set about it, he would undertake
+to find him a flaw in his contract with
+Squire Bull, which would enable him
+to take the matter of the usherships
+into his own hand, and to do as he
+pleased; or whether Jack&mdash;as he
+seemed afterwards to admit in private&mdash;believed
+nothing of what the attorney
+told him, but was resolved to take
+advantage of the Squire's good-nature,
+and to run all risks as to the result, 'tis
+hard to say. Certain it was, however,
+that Jack posted down at once from
+the attorney's chamber to the village
+school, which happened to be then
+vacant, and gathering the elder boys
+about him, he told them he had reason
+to believe the Squire was about to
+send them another usher, very different
+from the last, who was a mortal
+enemy to marbles, pitch-and-toss,
+chuck-farthing, ginger-bread, and
+half holydays; with a corresponding
+liking to long tasks and short commons;
+that the use of the cane would
+be regularly taught, along with that of
+the globes, accompanied with cuts and
+other practical demonstrations; that
+the only chance of escaping this visitation
+was to take a bold line, and
+show face to the usher at once, since
+otherwise the chance was, that at no
+distant period they might be obliged
+to do the very reverse.</p>
+
+<p>Jack further reasoned the matter with
+the boys learnedly, somewhat in this
+fashion&mdash;&quot;That as no one could have
+so strong an interest in the matter, so
+no one could be so good a judge of
+the qualifications of the schoolmaster
+as the schoolboy; that the close and
+intimate relation between these parties
+was of the nature of a mutual contract,
+in the formation of which both had an
+equal right to be consulted; so that,
+without mutual consent, or, as it
+were, a harmonious call by the boys,
+there could be no valid ushership, but
+a mere usurpation of the power of the
+tawse, and unwarrantable administration
+of the birchen twig; that, further,
+this latter power involved a
+fundamental feature, in which they
+could not but feel they had all a deep
+interest&mdash;and which, he might say,
+lay at the bottom of the whole question;
+that he himself perfectly remembered
+that, in former days, the schoolboys
+had always exercised this privilege,
+which he held to be equally
+salutary and constitutional; and that
+he would, at his leisure, show them a
+private memorandum-book of his own,
+in which, though he had hitherto said
+nothing about it, he had found an entry
+to that effect made some thirty years
+before. In short, he told them, if
+they did not wish to be rode over
+rough-shod, they must stand up boldly
+for themselves, and try to get all the
+<a class="pagenum" name="page355" id="page355" title="page355"></a>schools in the neighbourhood to join
+them, if necessary, in a regular barring-out,
+or general procession, in
+which they were to appear with flags
+and banners, bearing such inscriptions
+as the following: &quot;<i>Pro aris et focis</i>&quot;&mdash;&quot;Liberty
+is like the air we breathe,&quot;
+&amp;c. &amp;c., and, lastly, in large gilt
+capitals&mdash;&quot;<i>No usher to be intruded into
+any school contrary to the will of the
+scholars in schoolroom assembled</i>.&quot; And,
+in short, that this process was to be
+repeated until they succeeded in getting
+quit of Squire Bull's usher, and
+getting an usher who would flog them
+with all the forbearance and reserve
+with which Sancho chastised his own
+flesh while engaged in the process of
+disenchanting Dulcinea del Toboso.
+At the same time, with that cunning
+which was natural to him, Jack took
+care to let the scholars know that
+<i>his</i> name was not to be mentioned in
+the transaction; and that, if they
+were asked any questions, they must
+be prepared to say, nay, to swear, for
+that matter, that they objected to
+John's usher from no personal dislike
+to the man himself, and without having
+received fee or reward, in the shape of
+apples, lollypops, gingerbread, barley-sugar,
+or sweetmeats whatever&mdash;or
+sixpences, groats, pence, halfpence, or
+other current coin of the realm.</p>
+
+<p>It will be readily imagined that this
+oration of Jack, pronounced as it was
+with some of his old unction, and accompanied
+with that miraculous and
+subtle twist of the tongue which
+we have described in a former chapter,<a name="footnotetag47" id="footnotetag47"></a><a href="#footnote47"><sup>47</sup></a>
+produced exactly the effect upon
+his audience which might be expected.
+The boys were delighted&mdash;tossed up
+their caps&mdash;gave Jack three cheers,
+and told him if he stood by them they
+would stand by him, and that they
+were much mistaken if they did not
+contrive to make the schoolhouse too
+hot for any usher whom Squire Bull
+might think fit to send them.</p>
+
+<p>It happened not long after, as Jack
+had anticipated, that one morning a
+young man called upon with a letter
+from the Squire, intimating that he
+had named him to the vacant ushership;
+and requesting Jack to examine
+into his qualifications as usual. Jack
+begged him to be seated, and (having
+privately sent a message to the schoolboys)
+continued to entertain him with
+enquiries as to John's health and the
+state of the weather, till he heard, by
+the noise in the court, that the boys
+had arrived. In they marched accordingly,
+armed with horn-books,
+primers, slates, rulers, Gunter's-scales,
+and copy-books, taking up their station
+near the writing-desk. The young
+usher-elect, though he thought this a
+whimsical exhibition, supposed that
+the urchins had been brought there
+only to do honour to his examination,
+and accordingly begged Jack, as he
+was in a hurry, to proceed. &quot;Fair and
+softly, young man,&quot; said Jack, in his
+blandest tones; &quot;we must first see what
+these intelligent young gentlemen
+have got to say to that. Tom, my
+fine fellow, here is a gentleman sent
+by Squire Bull to be your usher.
+What do you say to him?&quot; &quot;I don't
+like him,&quot; said Tom. &quot;May I venture
+to ask why?&quot; said the usher,
+putting in a word. &quot;Don't like him,&quot;
+repeated Tom. &quot;Don't like him neither,&quot;
+said Dick. &quot;And no mistake,&quot;
+added Peter, with a grin, which immediately
+circulated round the school.
+&quot;It is quite impossible,&quot; said Jack,
+&quot;under existing circumstances, that the
+matter can proceed any further; it is
+plain the school can never be edified
+by such an usher. But, stop, that
+there may be no misconception on the
+subject. Here you, Smith&mdash;do you
+really mean to say, on soul and conscience,
+you don't think this respectable
+gentleman can do you any good?&quot;
+Of course, Smith stated that his mind
+was quite made up on the subject.
+&quot;Come here, Jenkins,&quot; said Jack,
+beckoning to another boy; &quot;tell the
+truth now&mdash;honour bright, remember.
+Has any body given or promised you
+any apples, parliament, or other
+sweetmeat unknown, to induce you to
+vote against the usher?&quot; Jenkins,
+who had just wiped his lips of the last
+remains of a gingerbread cake, which
+somehow or other had dropped into
+his pocket by accident, protested, on
+his honour, that he was quite above
+such a thing, and was, in fact, actuated
+purely by a conscientious zeal for
+the cause of flogging all over the
+world. &quot;The scruples of these intelligent
+and ingenuous youths,&quot; said
+John, turning to the usher, &quot;must,
+<a class="pagenum" name="page356" id="page356" title="page356"></a>in conscience, receive effect; the law,
+as laid down in my copy of Squire
+Bull's own contract, is this&mdash;'That
+noe ushere be yntruded intoe anie
+schoole against ye wille of ye schooleboys
+in schoole-roome assembled.'
+So, with your permission, we will adjourn
+the consideration of the case
+till the Greek Calends, or latter Lammas,
+if that be more convenient.&quot; And,
+so saying, he left John's letter lying on
+the table, and shut the schoolroom
+door in the face of the astonished usher.</p>
+
+<p>Squire Bull, as may be imagined,
+was not a little astonished and mortified
+at hearing from the usher, who
+returned looking foolish and chop-fallen,
+of this outbreak on the part of
+Jack, for whom he had really begun
+to conceive a sort of sneaking kindness;
+but knowing of old his fantastical
+and melancholic turn, he attributed
+this sally rather to the state of his
+bowels, which at all times he exceedingly
+neglected, and which, being
+puffed up with flatulency and indigestion
+to an extraordinary degree, not
+unfrequently acted upon his brain&mdash;generating
+therein strange conceits
+and dangerous hallucinations&mdash;than
+to any settled intention on Jack's part
+to pick a quarrel with him or evade
+performance of the conditions of their
+indenture, so long as he was not under
+the influence of hypochondria. And
+having this notion as to Jack's motives,
+and knowing nothing of the
+private confab at the village lawyer's,
+he could not help believing that, by a
+brisk course of purgatives and an antiphlogistic
+treatment&mdash;and without
+resorting to a strait-waistcoat, which
+many who knew Jack's pranks at once
+recommended him to adopt&mdash;he might
+be cured of those acrid and intoxicating
+vapours, which, ascending into
+the brain, led him into such extravagant
+vagaries. &quot;I'faith,&quot; said the
+Squire, &quot;since the poor man has
+taken this mad fancy into his head
+as to the terms of his bargain, the
+best way to restore him to his senses
+is to bring the matter, as he himself
+seemed to desire it, before the Justices
+of the Peace at once: 'Tis a hundred
+to one but he will have come
+to his senses long before they have
+come to a decision; at all events,
+unless he is madder than I take him
+to be, when he finds how plain the
+terms of the indenture are, he will
+surely submit with a good grace.'&quot;</p>
+
+<p>So thought the Squire; and, accordingly,
+by his direction, the usher-elect
+brought his case before the Justices at
+their next sittings, who forthwith summoned
+Jack before them to know why
+he refused performance of his contract
+with the Squire. Jack came on the
+day appointed, attended by the attorney&mdash;though
+for that matter he might
+have safely left him behind, being
+fully as much master of all equivocation
+or chicanery as if he had never
+handled anything but quills and quirks
+from his youth upward. This, indeed,
+was probably the effect of his old
+training in Peter's family, for whose
+hairsplitting distinctions and Jesuistical
+casuistries, notwithstanding his
+dislike to the man himself, he had a
+certain admiration, founded on a secret
+affinity of nature. Indeed it was
+wonderful to observe how, with all
+Jack's hatred to Peter, real or pretended,
+he took after him in so many
+points&mdash;insomuch that at times, their
+look, voice, manner, and way of thinking,
+were so closely alike, that those
+who knew them best might very well
+have mistaken them for each other.
+The usher having produced the Squire's
+copy of the indenture, pointed out the
+clause by which Jack became bound
+to examine and admit to the schools
+on North Farm any qualified usher
+whom the Squire might send&mdash;as the
+condition on which he was to retain
+his right to the tabernacle and his
+own mansion upon the Farm&mdash;at the
+same time showing Jack's seal and
+signature at the bottom of the deed.
+Jack, being called upon by the justices
+to show cause, pulled out of his
+pocket an old memorandum-book&mdash;very
+greasy, musty, and ill-flavoured&mdash;and
+which, from the quantity of dust
+and cobwebs with which it was overlaid,
+had obviously been lying on the
+shelf for half a century at least. This
+he placed in the hands of his friend
+Snacks the attorney, pointing out to
+him a page or two which he had
+marked with his thumb nail, as appropriate
+to the matter in hand. And
+there, to be sure, was to be found,
+among a quantity of other nostrums,
+recipes, cooking receipts, prescriptions,
+and omnium-gatherums of all
+kinds, an entry to this effect:&mdash;&quot;That
+no ushere be yntruded intoe anie
+schoole against ye wille of ye schooleboys
+in schoole-roome assembled.&quot;
+Whereupon the attorney maintained,
+<a class="pagenum" name="page357" id="page357" title="page357"></a>that, as this memorandum-book of
+Jack's was plainly of older date than
+the indenture, and had evidently been
+seen by the Squire at or prior to the
+time of signing, as appeared from some
+of the entries which it contained being
+incorporated in the deed, it must
+be presumed, that its whole contents,
+though not to be found in the
+indenture <i>per expressum</i>, or <i>totidem
+verbis</i>, were yet included therein <i>implicitly</i>,
+or in a latent form, inasmuch
+as they were not <i>per expressum</i> excluded
+therefrom;&mdash;this being, as you
+will recollect, precisely the argument
+which Jack had borrowed from Peter,
+when the latter construed their father's
+will in the question as to the
+lawfulness of their wearing shoulder-knots;
+and very much of the same
+kind with that celebrated thesis which
+Peter afterwards maintained in the
+matter of the brown loaf. And though
+he was obliged to admit (what indeed
+from the very look of the book he
+could not well dispute) that no such
+rule had ever been known or acted
+upon&mdash;and on the contrary that Jack,
+until this last occasion, had always
+admitted the Squire's ushers without
+objection whatsoever; yet he contended
+vehemently, that now that his
+conscience was awakened on the subject,
+the past must be laid out of view;
+and that the old memorandum-book,
+as part and parcel of the indenture
+itself, must receive effect; and farther,
+that whether he, Jack, was right
+or wrong in this matter, the Justices
+had no right to interfere with them.</p>
+
+<p>But the Justices, on looking into this
+antiquated document, found that, besides
+this notandum, the memorandum-book
+contained a number of other entries
+of a very extraordinary kind&mdash;such,
+for instance, as that Martin was
+no better than he should be, and ought
+to be put down speedily: that Squire
+Bull had no more right to nominate
+ushers than he had to be Khan of Tartary:
+that that right belonged exclusively
+to Jack himself, or to the schoolboys
+under Jack's control and direction:
+that Jack was to have the sole
+right of laying down rules for his own
+government, and of enforcing them
+against himself by the necessary compulsitors,
+if the case should arise; thus,
+that Jack should have full powers to
+censure, fine, punish, flog, flay, banish,
+imprison, or set himself in the stocks
+as often as he should think fit; but
+that whether Jack did right or wrong,
+in any given case, Jack was himself
+to be the sole judge, and neither
+Squire Bull nor any of his Justices of
+the Peace was to have one word to
+say to him or his proceedings in the
+matter: on the contrary, that any
+such interference on their part, was
+to be regarded as a high grievance
+and misdemeanour on their part, for
+which Jack was to be entitled at the
+least to read them a lecture from the
+writing-desk, and shut the schoolroom
+door in their own or their children's
+face.</p>
+
+<p>There were many other whimsical
+and extravagant things contained in
+this private note-book, so much so,
+that it was evident no man in his senses
+could ever have intended to make them
+part of his bargain with Jack. But
+the matter was put beyond a doubt
+by the usher producing the original
+draft of the indenture, on which some
+of these crotchets, including this fancy
+about the right of the schoolboys to
+reject the usher if they did not like
+him, had been <i>interlined</i> in Jack's
+hand: but all of which the Squire, on
+revising the deed, had scored out with
+his own pen, adding in the margin,
+opposite to the very passage, the
+words, in italics&mdash;&quot;<i>See him damned
+first.&mdash;J.B.</i>&quot; And as it could not
+be disputed that Jack and the Squire
+ultimately subscribed the deed, omitting
+all this nonsense&mdash;the Justices had
+no hesitation in holding, that Jack's
+private memorandum-book, even if he
+had always carried it in his breeches
+pocket, and quoted it on all occasions,
+instead of leaving it&mdash;as it was plain
+he had done&mdash;for many a long year, in
+some forgotten corner of his trunk
+or lumber-room, could no more affect
+the construction of the indenture
+between himself and Squire, or
+afford him any defence against performance
+of his part of that indenture, than
+if he had founded on the statutes of
+Prester John, on the laws of Hum-Bug,
+Fee-Faw-Fum, or any other
+Emperor of China for the time being.
+And so, after hearing very deliberately
+all that the attorney for Jack had to
+say to the contrary, they decided that
+Jack must forthwith proceed to examine
+the usher, and give him possession,
+if qualified, of the schoolhouse
+and other appurtenances; or
+else make up his mind to a thundering
+action of damages if he did not.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="page358" id="page358" title="page358"></a>The Justices thought that Jack, on
+hearing the case fairly stated, and
+their opinion given against him, with
+a long string of cases in point, would
+yield, and give the usher possession
+in the usual way; but no: no sooner
+was the sentence written out than Jack
+entered an appeal to the Quarter-sessions.
+There the whole matter was
+heard over again, at great length, before
+a full bench; but after Jack and
+his attorney had spoken till they were
+tired, the Quarter-sessions, without a
+moment's hesitation, confirmed the
+sentence of the Justices, with costs.</p>
+
+<p>Jack, who had blustered exceedingly
+as to his chances of bamboozling
+the Quarter-sessions, and quashing
+the sentence of the Justices, looked
+certainly not a little discomfited at the
+result of his appeal. For some days
+after, he was observed to walk about
+looking gloomy and disheartened, and
+was heard to say to some of his family,
+that he began to think matters had
+really gone too far between him and
+his good friend the Squire, to whom
+he owed his bread; that, on second
+thoughts, he would give up the point
+about intruding ushers on the schools,
+and see whether the Squire might not
+be prevailed on to arrange matters on
+an amicable footing; and that he
+would take an opportunity, the next
+time he had an assembly at his house,
+of consulting his friends on the subject.
+And had Jack stuck to this resolution,
+there is little doubt that, by
+some device or other, he would have
+gained all he wanted; for the Squire,
+being an easy, good-natured man, and
+wishing really to do his duty in the
+matter of the ushership, would probably,
+if Jack had yielded in this instance
+with a good grace, have probably
+allowed him in the end to have
+things very much his own way. But
+to the surprise of everybody, the next
+time Jack had a party of friends with
+him, he rose up, and putting on that
+peculiarly sanctimonious expression
+which his countenance generally assumed
+when he had a mind to confuse
+and mystify his auditors by a string
+of enigmas and Jesuitical reservations,
+made a long, unintelligible, and inconsistent
+harangue, the drift of which
+no one could well understand, except
+that it bore that &quot;both the Justices and
+the Quarter-sessions were a set of ignoramuses
+who could not understand
+a word of Jack's contract, and knew
+nothing of black-letter whatever; but
+that, nevertheless, as they had decided
+against him, he, as a loyal subject,
+must and would submit;&mdash;not, however,
+that he had the least idea of taking
+the Squire's usher, or any other usher
+whatsoever, on trials, contrary to the
+schoolboys' wishes; <i>that</i>, he begged to
+say, he would never hear of:&mdash;still he
+would obey the law by laying no claim
+himself to the usher's salary, nor interfering
+with the usher's drawing it; and
+yet that he could not exactly answer for
+others not doing so;&quot;&mdash;Jack knowing
+all the time, that, claim as he might,
+he himself had no more right to the salary
+than to the throne of the Celestial
+Empire; while, on the other hand, by
+locking up the schoolroom, and keeping
+the key in his pocket, he had rendered
+it impossible for the poor wight
+of an usher to recover one penny of it&mdash;the
+legal condition of his doing so being
+his actual possession of the schoolhouse
+itself, of which Jack, by this last man&oelig;uvre,
+had contrived to deprive him.
+But, as if to finish the matter, and to
+prove the knavish spirit in which this
+protestation was made, he instantly
+got a <i>private</i> friend and relative of his
+own, with whom the whole scheme
+had been arranged beforehand, to
+come forward and bring an action on
+the case, in which the latter claimed
+the whole fund which would have belonged
+to the unlucky usher&mdash;in terms,
+as he said, of some old arrangement
+made by the Squire's predecessor as to
+school-salaries during vacancy; to be
+applied, as the writ very coolly stated
+it, &quot;for behoof of Jack's destitute widow,
+in the event of his decease, and
+of his numerous and indigent family.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Many of Jack's own family, who
+were present on this occasion, remonstrated
+with him on the subject, foreseeing
+that if he went on as he had
+begun and threatened to proceed, he
+must soon come to a rupture with the
+Squire, which could end in nothing
+else than his being turned out of house
+and hall, and thrown adrift upon the
+wide world, without a penny in his
+pocket. But the majority&mdash;who were
+puffed up with more than Jack's own
+madness and had a notion that by
+sheer boldness and bullying on their
+part, the Squire would, after a time,
+be sure to give way, encouraged Jack
+to go on at all hazards, and not to retract
+a hair's breadth in his demands.
+And Jack, who had now become mischievously
+<a class="pagenum" name="page359" id="page359" title="page359"></a>crazed on the subject, and
+began to be as arrogant and conceited
+of his own power and authority, as
+ever my Lord Peter had been in his
+proudest and most pestilential days,
+was not slow to follow their advice.</p>
+
+<p>'Twas of no consequence that a
+friend of the Squire's, who had known
+Jack long, and had really a great kindness
+towards him, tried to bring about
+an arrangement between him and the
+Squire upon very handsome terms.
+He had a meeting with Jack;&mdash;at
+which he talked the matter over in a
+friendly way&mdash;telling him that though
+the Squire must reserve in his own
+hands the nomination of his own ushers,
+he had always been perfectly willing
+to listen to reason in any objections
+that might be taken to them;
+only some reason he must have, were
+it only that Jack could not abide
+the sight of a red-nosed usher:&mdash;let
+that reason, such as it was, be put on
+paper, and he would consider of it;
+and if, from any peculiar idiosyncracy
+in Jack's temperament and constitution,
+he found that his antipathy to
+red noses was unsuperable, probably
+he would not insist on filling up the
+vacancy with a nose of that colour.
+Jack, who was always more rational
+when alone than when he had got the
+attorney and the more frantic members
+of his family at his elbow, acknowledged,
+as he well might, that all
+this seemed very reasonable; and that
+he really thought that on these terms
+the Squire and he would have little
+difficulty in coming to an agreement.
+So they parted, leaving the Squire's
+friend under the impression that all
+was right, and that he had only to get
+an agreement to that effect drawn out,
+signed and sealed by the parties.</p>
+
+<p>Next morning, however, he received
+a letter by the penny-post, written no
+doubt in Jack's hand, but obviously
+dictated by the attorney, in these
+terms:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blkquot"><p>&quot;Honoured Sir&mdash;Lest there should
+be any misconception between us as
+to our yesterday's conversation, I
+have put into writing the substance
+of what was agreed on between us,
+which I understand to be this: that
+there shall be no let or impediment to
+the Squire's full and absolute right of
+naming an usher in all cases of vacancy;
+that I shall have an equally
+full right to object to the said usher
+for any reasons that may be satisfactory
+to myself, and thereupon to exclude
+him from the school; leaving it
+to the Squire, if he pleases, to send
+another, whom I shall have the right
+of handling in the same fashion, with
+this further proviso, that if the Squire
+does not fill up the office to my satisfaction
+within half-a-year, I shall
+be entitled to take the appointment
+into my own hands. I need hardly
+add that no Justices of the Peace are to
+take cognizance of anything done by
+me in the matter, be it good, bad, or
+indifferent. Hoping that this statement
+of our mutual views will be
+found correct and satisfactory&mdash;I remain,
+your humble servant,</p>
+
+<p>&quot;JACK.&quot;</p></div>
+
+<p>The moment the Squire's friend
+perused this missive, he saw plainly
+that all hope of bringing Jack to his
+senses was at an end; and that under
+the advice of evil counsellors, lunatic
+friends, and lewd fellows of the baser
+sort, Jack would shortly bring himself
+and his family to utter ruin.</p>
+
+<p>And now, as might be expected, Jack's
+disorder, which had hitherto been comparatively
+of the calm and melancholy
+kind, broke out into the most violent and
+phrenetic exhibitions. He sometimes
+raved incoherently, for hours together,
+against the Squire; often, in the midst
+of his speeches, he was assailed with
+epileptic fits, during which he displayed
+the strangest contortions and
+most laughable gestures; he threw entirely
+aside the decent coat he had
+worn for some time back, and habitually
+attired himself in the old and
+threadbare raiment, which he had worn
+after he and Martin had been so unceremoniously
+sent to the right-about
+by Lord Peter, and even ran about
+the streets with his band tied round
+his peaked beaver, bearing thereon
+the motto&mdash;&quot;<i>Nemo me impune lacessit</i>.&quot;
+If his madness had only
+led him to make a spectacle and laughing-stock
+of himself, by these wild
+vagaries and mountebank exhibitions,
+all had been well, but this did not satisfy
+Jack; his old disposition for a
+riot had returned, and a riot, right or
+wrong, he was determined to have.
+So he set to work to frighten the
+women of the village with stories, as
+to the monsters whom the Squire would
+send among them as ushers, who
+would do nothing but teach their
+<a class="pagenum" name="page360" id="page360" title="page360"></a>children drinking, chuck-farthing, and
+cock-fighting; to the schoolboys
+themselves, talked of the length,
+breadth, and thickness, of the usher's
+birch, which he assured them was
+dipped in vinegar every evening, in
+order to afford a more agreeable stimulus
+to the part affected; he plied
+them with halfpence and strong beer;
+exhorted them to insurrections and
+barrings-out; taught them how to
+mock at any usher who would not submit
+to be Jack's humble servant; and
+by gibes and scurril ballads, which he
+would publish in the newspapers, try to
+make his life a burden to him. He also
+instructed them how best to stick darts
+into his wig, cover his back with
+spittle, fill his pockets with crackers,
+burn assaf&oelig;tida in the fire, extinguish
+the candles with fulminating
+powder, or blow up the writing-desk
+by a train of combustibles. Above
+all, he counselled the urchins to stand
+firm the next time that John sent an
+usher down to that quarter, and vehemently
+to protest for the doctrine of
+election as to their own usher, and reprobation
+as to the Squire's; assuring
+them, that provided they took his advice,
+and followed the plan which he would
+afterwards impart to them in confidence
+at the proper time, he could almost
+take it upon himself to say, that
+in a short time, no tyrannical usher,
+or cast-off tutor of the Squire, should
+venture to show his face, with or without
+tawse or ferule, within the boundaries
+of North Farm.</p>
+
+<p>It was not long before an opportunity
+offered of putting these precious
+schemes in practice; for shortly afterwards,
+the old usher of a school on the
+northermost boundary of the North
+Farm estates having died, the ushership
+became vacant, and John, as usual,
+appointed a successor in his room.
+Being warned this time by what had
+taken place on the last occasion, the
+Squire took care to apply beforehand
+to the Justices of the Peace&mdash;got
+a peremptory <i>mandamus</i> from them,
+directing Jack to proceed forthwith,
+and, after the usual trials, to put the
+usher in possession of the schoolhouse
+by legal form, and without re-regard
+to any protest or interruption
+from any or all of the schoolboys
+put together. So down the usher
+proceeded, accompanied by a posse
+of constables and policemen of various
+divisions, till they arrived at the
+schoolhouse, which lay adjacent to
+the churchyard, and then demanded
+admittance. It happened that in this
+quarter resided some of Jack's family,
+who, as we have already mentioned,
+differed from him entirely, thinking him
+totally wrong in the contest with the
+Squire and being completely satisfied
+that all his glosses upon his contract
+were either miserable quibbles or mere
+hallucinations, and that it was his duty,
+so long as he ate John's bread, and
+slept under John's roof, to perform
+fairly the obligations he had come
+under:&mdash;and so, on reading the Justices'
+warrant, which required them,
+on pain of being set in the stocks, and
+forfeiture of two shillings and sixpence
+of penalty, besides costs, to give immediate
+possession to the Squire's
+usher, they at once resolved to obey,
+called for the key of the schoolhouse,
+and proceeded to the door,
+accompanied by the usher and the authorities,
+for the purpose of complying
+with the warrant and admitting the
+usher as in times past. But on arriving
+there, never was there witnessed
+such a scene of confusion. The
+churchyard was crowded with ragamuffins
+of every kind, from all the neighbouring
+parishes; scarcely was there
+a sot or deboshed fellow within the
+district who had not either come himself
+or found a substitute; gipsies, beggarwomen,
+and thimbleriggers were
+thick as blackberries; while Jack himself&mdash;who,
+upon hearing of what was
+going forward, had come down by the
+night coach with all expedition&mdash;was
+standing on a tombstone near the doorway,
+and holding forth to the whole bevy
+of rascals whom he had assembled about
+him. It was evident from his tones and
+gestures that Jack had been exciting
+the mob in every possible way; but as
+the justices and the constables drew
+near, he changed the form of his
+countenance, pulled a psalm-book out
+of his pocket, and, with much sanctity
+and appearance of calmness, gave out
+the tune; in which the miscellaneous
+assemblage around him joined, with
+similar unction and devotion. When
+the procession reached the door, they
+found the whole inside of the schoolhouse
+already packed with urchins
+and blackguards of all kinds, who,
+having previously gained admission
+by the window, had forcibly barricaded
+the door against the constables,
+being assisted in the defence thereof
+<a class="pagenum" name="page361" id="page361" title="page361"></a>by the mob without, who formed a
+double line, and kept hustling the poor
+usher and the constables from side to
+side, helping themselves to a purse or
+two in passing, and calling out at the
+same time, &quot;take care of pickpockets&quot;&mdash;occasionally
+amusing themselves also
+by playfully smashing the beaver of
+some of the justices of the peace over
+their face, to the tune of &quot;all round
+my hat,&quot; sung in chorus, on the Mainzerian
+system, amidst peals of laughter.</p>
+
+<p>Meantime Jack was skipping up
+and down upon the tombstone, calling
+out to his myrmidons&mdash;&quot;Good
+friends! Sweet friends! Let me not
+stir your spirits up to mutiny. Though
+that cairn of granite stones lies very
+handy and inviting, I pray you refrain
+from it. Touch it not. I humbly
+entreat my friend with the dirty shirt
+not to break the sconce of the respectable
+gentleman whom I have in
+my eye, with that shillelah of his&mdash;though
+I must admit that he is labouring
+under strong and just provocation.&quot;
+&quot;For mercy's sake, my dear sir!&quot;
+he would exclaim to a third&mdash;&quot;don't
+push my respected friend the justice
+into yonder puddle&mdash;the one which
+lies so convenient on your right hand
+there; though, to be sure, the ground
+<i>is</i> slippery, and the thing <i>might</i> happen,
+in a manner without any one's
+being able to prevent it.&quot; And so
+on he went, taking care to say nothing
+for which the justices could afterwards
+venture to commit him to
+Bridewell; but, in truth, stirring up
+the rabble to the utmost, by nods,
+looks, winks, and covert speeches, intended
+to convey exactly the opposite
+meaning from what the words bore.</p>
+
+<p>At last by main force, and after a
+hard scuffle, the constables contrived
+to force the schoolhouse door open,
+and so to make way for the justices,
+the usher, and those of Jack's family
+who, as we have seen already, had
+made up their minds to give the usher
+possession, to enter. But having entered,
+the confusion and bedevilment
+was ten times worse than even in the
+churchyard itself. The benches were
+lined with a pack of overgrown rascals
+in corduroy vestments, and with
+leather at the knees, from all the
+neighbouring villages; in a gallery
+at one end sat a Scotch bagpiper,
+flanked by a blind fiddler, and an itinerant
+performer on the hurdygurdy,
+accompanied by his monkey&mdash;who in
+the course of his circuit through the
+village, had that morning received a
+special retainer, in the shape of half a
+quartern of gin, for the occasion; while
+in the usher's chair were ensconced
+two urchins of about fourteen years
+of age, smoking tobacco, playing at all
+fours, and drinking purl, with their
+legs diffused in a picturesque attitude
+along the writing-desk. One of the
+justices tried to command silence&mdash;till
+the Squire's commission to the
+usher should be read; but no sooner
+had he opened his mouth than the
+whole multitude burst forth as if the
+confusion of tongues had taken place
+for the first time; twenty spoke together,
+ten whistled, as many more
+sang psalms and obscene songs alternately;
+the bagpiper droned his
+worst; the fiddler uttered notes that
+made the hair of those who heard
+them stand on end; while the hurdygurdy
+man did his utmost to grind
+down both his companions, in which
+task he was ably assisted by the grinning
+and chattering of the honourable
+and four-footed gentleman on his
+left. Meantime stones, tiles, and
+rafters, pewter pint-pots, fragments
+of slates, rulers, and desks, were circulating
+through the schoolhouse in
+all directions, in the most agreeable
+confusion.</p>
+
+<p>One of the justices tried to speak,
+but even from the first it was all
+dumb show; and scarcely had he proceeded
+through two sentences, when
+his oration was extinguished as suddenly
+and by the same means as the
+conflagration of the Royal Palace at
+Lilliput. After many attempts to
+obtain a hearing, it became obvious
+that all chance of doing so in the
+schoolhouse was at an end; and so
+the usher, the justices, and the rest,
+adjourned to the next ale-house, where
+they had the usher's commission
+quietly read over in presence of the
+landlord and the waiter, and handed
+him over the keys of the house before
+the same witnesses; of all which, and
+of their previous deforcement by a
+mob of rapscallions, they took care to
+have an instrument regularly drawn
+out by a notary-public. Thereafter
+they ordered a rump and dozen, being
+confident that as the day was bitterly
+cold, and the snow some feet deep
+upon the ground, the courage of the
+rioters would be cooled before they
+<a class="pagenum" name="page362" id="page362" title="page362"></a>had finished dinner; and so it was,
+for towards evening, the temperature
+having descended considerably beneath
+the freezing point, the mob, who had
+now exhausted their beer and gin, and
+who saw that there was no more fun
+to be expected for the day, began
+to disperse each man to his home, so
+that before nightfall the coast was
+clear; on which the justices, with the
+<i>posse comitatus</i>, escorted the usher to
+the schoolhouse, opened the door,
+put him formally in possession, and,
+wishing him much good of his new
+appointment, departed.</p>
+
+<p>But how did Jack, you will ask, bear
+this rebuff on the part of his own kin?
+Why, very ill indeed; in truth, he
+became furious, and seemed to have
+lost all natural feelings towards his
+own flesh and blood. He summoned
+such of his family as had given admission
+to the usher before him, called a
+sort of court-martial of the rest of his
+relations to enquire into their conduct;
+and, notwithstanding the
+accused protested that they had the highest
+respect and regard for Jack,
+were his humble servants to command
+in all ordinary matters, and only
+acted in this instance in obedience
+to the justices' warrant, (the which, if
+they had disobeyed, they were certain
+to have been at that moment cooling
+their heels in the stocks,) Jack, who
+was probably worked up to a kind of
+frenzy by his more violent of his
+inmates, kicked them out of the room,
+and sent a set of his myrmidons after
+them, with instructions to tear their
+coats off their backs, strip them of
+their wigs and small-clothes, and turn
+them into the street. Against this the
+unlucky wights appealed to the justices
+for protection, who, to be sure,
+sent down some policemen, who beat
+off the mob, and enabled them to make
+their doors fast against Jack and his
+emissaries. But beyond that they
+could give them little assistance; for
+though Jack and his abettors could
+not actually venture upon a trespass
+by forcing their way within doors,
+they contrived to render the very
+existence of all who were not of their
+way of thinking miserable. If it was
+an usher who, in spite of all their
+efforts to exclude him, had fairly got
+admittance into the schoolhouse, they
+set up a sentry-box at his very door,
+in which a rival usher held forth on
+Cocker and the alphabet; they drew
+off a few stray boys from the village
+school, and this detachment, recruited
+and reinforced by all the idlers of
+the neighbourhood, to whom mischief
+was sport, was studiously instructed
+to keep up a perpetual whistling,
+hooting, howling, hissing, and
+imitations of the crowing of a cock, so
+as to render it impossible for the usher
+and boys within the school to hear or
+profit by one word that was said. If
+the scholars within were told to say
+A, the blackguards without were bellowing
+B; or if the usher asked how
+many three times three made, the
+answer from the outside would be
+&quot;ten,&quot; or else that &quot;it depended upon
+circumstances.&quot; Every week some
+ribald and libellous paragraph would
+appear in the county newspaper, headed
+&quot;Advertisement,&quot; in such terms
+as the following:&mdash;&quot;We have just
+learned from the best authority, that
+the usher of a school not a hundred
+miles off from Hogs-Norton, has lately
+been detected in various acts of forgery,
+petty larceny, sedition, high
+treason, burglary, &amp;c. &amp;c. If this
+report be not officially contradicted
+by the said usher within a fortnight,
+by advertisement, duly inserted and
+paid for in this newspaper, we shall
+hold the same to be true.&quot; Or
+sometimes more mysteriously thus:&mdash;&quot;Delicacy
+forbids us to allude to
+the shocking reports which are current
+respecting the usher of Mullaglass.
+Christian charity would lead
+us to hope they were unfounded, but
+Christian verity compels us to state
+that we believe every word of them.&quot;
+And though Jack and his editor sometimes
+overshot their mark, and got
+soused in damages at the instance of
+those whom they had libelled, yet
+Jack, who found that it answered his
+ends, persevered, and so kept the
+whole neighbourhood in hot water.</p>
+
+<p>You would not believe me were I
+to tell you of half the tyrannical and
+preposterous pranks which he performed
+about this period; but some of
+them I can't help noticing. He had
+picked up some subscriptions, for
+instance, from charitable folks in the
+neighbourhood, to build a school upon
+a remote corner of North Farm, where
+not a single boy had learned his alphabet
+within the memory of man; and
+what, think ye, does he do with the
+money, but insists on clapping down
+the new school exactly opposite the
+<a class="pagenum" name="page363" id="page363" title="page363"></a>old school in the village, merely to
+spite the poor usher, against whom he
+had taken a dislike&mdash;though there was
+no more need to build a school there
+than to ship a cargo of coals for Newcastle.
+Again, having ascertained
+that one of his servants had been seen
+shaking hands with some of Jack's
+family with whom he had quarrelled
+as above mentioned, he refused to give
+him a character, though the poor fellow
+was only thinking of taking service
+somewhere in the plantations.</p>
+
+<p>Notwithstanding all Jack's efforts,
+however, it sometimes happened that
+when an usher was appointed he could
+not get up a sufficient cabal against
+him, and that even the schoolboys,
+knowing something of the man before,
+had no objection to him. In such
+cases Jack resorted to various schemes
+in order to cast the candidate upon his
+examinations. Sometimes he would
+shut him up in a small closet, telling him
+he must answer a hundred and fifty
+questions, in plane and spherical trigonometry,
+within as many minutes, and
+that he would be allowed the assistance
+of Johnson's Dictionary, and the <i>Gradus
+ad Parnassum</i>, for the purpose. At
+other tines he would ask the candidate,
+with a bland smile, what was his
+opinion of things in general, and of
+the dispute between him (Jack) and
+the Squire in particular; and if that
+question was not answered to his satisfaction,
+he remitted him to his studies.
+When no objection could be made to
+the man's parts, Jack would say that
+he had scruples of conscience, because
+he doubted whether his commission
+had been fairly come by, or whether
+he had not bribed the Squire by a five-pound
+note to obtain it. At last
+he did not even take the trouble of
+going through this farce, but would
+at once, if he disliked the look of the
+man's face, tell him he was busy at
+the moment;&mdash;that he might lay the
+Squire's letter on the table, and call
+again that day six months for an answer.
+He no longer pretended, in fact, to any
+fairness or justice in his dealings;
+for though those who sided with him
+might be guilty of all the offences in
+the calendar, Jack continued to wink
+so hard, and shut his ears so close, as
+not to see or hear of them; while as
+to the unhappy wights who differed
+from him, he had the eyes of Argus
+and the ear of Dionysius, and the tender
+mercies of a Spanish inquisitor,
+discovering <i>scandalum magnatum</i> and
+high treason in ballads which they had
+written twenty years before, and in
+which Jack, though he received a presentation
+copy at the time, had never
+pretended, up to that moment, to detect
+the least harm.</p>
+
+<p>The last of these freaks which I
+shall here mention took place on this
+wise. Jack had never been accustomed
+to invite any one to his assemblies
+but the ushers who had been appointed
+by the Squire, and it was always
+understood that they alone had a
+vote in all vestry matters. But when
+John quarrelled with his family, as above
+mentioned, and a large part of the
+oldest and most respectable of his relatives
+drew off from him, it occurred
+to Jack that he could bring in a set
+of new auxiliaries, upon whose vote
+he could count in all his family squabbles,
+or his deputes, with Squire Bull;
+and the following was the device he
+fell upon for that end.</p>
+
+<p>Here and there upon North Farm,
+where the village schools were crowded,
+little temporary schoolhouses had
+been run up, where one or two of
+the monitors were accustomed to
+teach such of the children as could
+not be accommodated in the larger
+school. But these assistants had always
+been a little looked down upon,
+and had never been allowed a seat at
+Jack's board. Now, however, he began
+to change his tone towards them,
+and to court and flatter them on all
+occasions. One fine morning he suddenly
+made his appearance on the village
+green, followed by some of his
+hangers on, bearing a theodolite,
+chains, measuring rods, sextants, compasses,
+and other instruments of land-surveying.
+Jack set up his theodolite,
+took his observations, began noting
+measurements, and laying down the
+bases of triangles in all directions, then,
+having summed up his calculations
+with much gravity, gave directions to
+those about him to line off with stakes
+and ropes the space which he pointed
+out to them, and which in fact enclosed
+nearly half the village. In the course
+of these operations, the usher, who had
+witnessed these mathematical proceedings
+of Jack from the window, but could
+not comprehend what the man would
+be at, sallied forth, and accosting
+Jack, asked him what he meant by
+these strange lines of circumvallation.
+&quot;Why,&quot; answered Jack, &quot;I have
+<a class="pagenum" name="page364" id="page364" title="page364"></a>been thinking for some time past of
+relieving you of part of your heavy
+duties, and dividing the parish-school
+between you and your assistant; so in
+future you will confine yourself to the
+space outside the ropes, and leave all
+within the inclosure to him.&quot; It was
+in vain that the usher protested he
+was quite equal to the duty; that the
+boys liked him, and disliked his assistant;
+that if the village was thus
+divided, the assistant would be put
+upon a level with him, and have a
+vote in the vestry, to which he had
+no more right than to a seat in the
+House of Commons. Jack was not
+to be moved from his purpose, but
+gave orders to have a similar apportionment
+made in most of the neighbouring
+villages, and then inviting the
+assistants to a party at his house, he
+had them sworn in as vestrymen,
+telling them, that in future they
+had the same right to a seat at his
+board as the best of John's ushers
+had. Here again, however, he found
+he had run his head against a wall,
+and that he was not the mighty personage
+he took himself for; for, on a
+complaint to the justices of the peace,
+a dozen special constables were sent
+down, who tore up the posts, removed
+the ropes, and demolished all Jack's
+inclosures in a trice.</p>
+
+<p>These frequent defeats rendered
+Jack nearly frantic. He now began
+to quarrel even with his best friends,
+not a few of whom, though they had
+gone with him a certain length, now
+left his house, and told him plainly
+they would never set foot in it again.
+He burst forth into loud invectives
+against Martin, who had always been
+a good friend to his penny subscriptions,
+and more than once had come
+to his assistance when Jack was hard
+pressed by Hugh, a dissenting schoolmaster,
+between whom and Jack
+there had long been a bloody feud.
+Jack now denounced Martin in set
+terms; accused him of being in the
+pay of Peter, with whom he said he had
+been holding secret conferences of late
+at the Cross-Keys; and of setting the
+Squire's mind against him (Jack)&mdash;whereas
+poor Martin, till provoked by
+Jack's abuse to defend himself, had
+never said an unkind word against
+him. Finding, however, that, with
+all his efforts, he did not make much
+way with the men, Jack directed his
+battery chiefly against the women,
+who were easily caught by his sanctimonious
+air, and knowing nothing
+earthly of the subject, took for gospel
+all that Jack chose to tell them.
+He held love-feasts in his house up
+to a late hour, at which he generally
+harangued on the subject of the persecutions
+which he endured. He vowed
+the justices were all in a conspiracy
+against him; that they were
+constantly intruding into his grounds,
+notwithstanding his warnings that
+spring-guns were set in the premises;
+that on one occasion a tall fellow of a
+sheriff's officer had made his way into his
+house and served him with a writ of <i>fieri
+facias</i> even in the midst of one of his assemblies,
+a disgrace he never could get
+over; that he could not walk ten yards
+in any direction, or saunter for an instant
+at the corner of a street, without
+being ordered by a policeman to move
+on; in short, that he lived in perpetual
+terror and anxiety&mdash;and all this because
+he had done his best to save
+them and their children from the awful
+scourge of deboshed and despotical
+ushers. At the conclusion of these
+meetings he invariably handed round
+his hat, into which the silly women dropped
+a good many shillings, which Jack
+assured them would be applied for the
+public benefit, meaning thereby his
+own private advantage.</p>
+
+<p>Jack, however, with all his craze,
+was too knowing not to see that the
+women, beyond advancing him a few
+shillings at a time, would do little
+for his cause so far as any terms with
+Squire Bull was concerned; so, with
+the view of making a last attack upon
+the Squire, and driving him into terms,
+he began to look about for assistance
+among those with whom he had previously
+been at loggerheads. It cost him
+some qualms before he could so far abase
+his stomach as to do so; but at last he
+ventured to address a long and pitiful
+letter to Hugh, in which he set forth
+all his disputes with John, and dwelt
+much on his scruples of conscience;
+begged him to forget old quarrels, and
+put down his name to a Round Robin,
+which he was about to address to the
+Squire in his own behalf. To this
+epistle Hugh answered as follows:&mdash;&quot;Dearly
+beloved,&mdash;my bowels are
+grieved for your condition, but I see
+only one cure for your scruples of conscience.
+Strip off the Squire's livery,
+and give up your place, as I did, and
+your peace of mind will be restored
+<a class="pagenum" name="page365" id="page365" title="page365"></a>to you. In the mean time, I do not
+see very well why I should help you
+to pocket the Squire's wages, and do
+nothing for it. Yours, in the spirit
+of meekness and forgiveness&mdash;HUGH.&quot;
+After this rebuff, Jack, you may easily
+believe, saw there was little hope of
+assistance from that quarter.</p>
+
+<p>As a last resource, he called a
+general meeting of his friends, at which
+it was resolved to present the proposed
+Round Robin to John, signed
+by as many names as they could muster;
+in which Jack, who seemed to be
+of opinion that the more they asked
+the greater was their chance of getting
+something at least, set forth the articles
+he wanted, and without which,
+he told John, he could no longer remain
+in his house; but that he and
+his relatives and friends would forthwith,
+if this petition was rejected,
+walk out, to the infinite scandal of the
+neighbourhood, leaving the Squire
+without a teacher or a writing-master
+within fifty miles to supply their place.
+They demanded that the Squire should
+give up the nomination of the ushers
+entirely, though in whose favour they
+did not explain; and that Jack was in
+future to be a law unto himself, and
+to be supreme in all matters of education,
+with power to himself to define
+in what such matters consisted. On
+these requests being conceded, they
+stated that they would continue to
+give their countenance to the Squire
+as in times past; otherwise the whole
+party must quit possession incontinently.
+Jack prevailed on a good
+many to sign this document&mdash;though
+some did not like the idea of walking
+out, demurred, and added after the
+word <i>incontinently</i>, &quot;<i>i.e.</i> when
+convenient,&quot;&mdash;and thus signed, they put the
+Round Robin under a twopenny
+cover, and dispatched it to &quot;John
+Bull, Esquire&quot;&mdash;with haste.</p>
+
+<p>If they really thought the Squire
+was to be bullied into these terms by
+this last sally, they found themselves
+consumedly mistaken; for after a time
+down came a long and perfectly civil
+letter from the Squire's secretary, telling
+them their demands were totally
+out of the question, and that the
+Squire would see them at the antipodes
+sooner than comply with them.</p>
+
+<p>Did Jack then, you will ask, walk
+out as he had threatened, when he got
+the Squire's answer? Not he. He
+now gave notice that he intended to
+apply for an Act of Parliament on the
+subject: and that, in the meantime,
+the matter might stand over. Meantime,
+and in case matters should come
+to the worst, he is busily engaged
+begging all over the country, for cash
+to erect a new wooden tenement for
+him, in the event of his having to leave
+his old one of stone and lime. Some
+say even that he has been seen laying
+down several pounds of gunpowder
+in the cellar of his present house, and
+has been heard to boast of his intention
+to blow up his successor when
+he takes possession; but for my
+own part, and seeing how he has
+shuffled hitherto, I believe that he is
+no nearer removing than he was a
+year ago. Indeed he has said confidentially
+to several people, that even
+if his new house were all ready for
+him, he could not, with his asthmatic
+tendency, think of entering it for a
+twelvemonth or so, till the lath and
+plaster should be properly seasoned.
+Of all this, however, we shall hear
+more anon.</p>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+
+<a name="bw329s7" id="bw329s7"></a>
+<a class="pagenum" name="page366" id="page366" title="page366"></a>
+<h2>PAUL DE KOCKNEYISMS.</h2>
+
+<h3>BY A COCKNEY.</h3>
+
+<p>When any one thinks of French
+literature, there immediately rises before
+him a horrid phantasmagoria of
+repulsive objects&mdash;murders, incests,
+parricides, and every imaginable shape
+of crime that horror e'er conceived or
+fancy feigned. He sees the whole
+efforts of a press, brimful of power
+and talent, directed against every
+thing that has hitherto been thought
+necessary to the safety of society,
+or the happiness of domestic life&mdash;marriage
+deliberately written down,
+and proved to be the cause of all the
+miseries of the social state: and strange
+to say, in the crusade against matrimony,
+the sharpest swords and strongest
+lances are wielded by women.
+Those women are received into society&mdash;men's
+wives and daughters associate
+with them&mdash;and their books are
+noticed in the public journals without
+any allusions to the Association for the
+prevention of vice, but rather with the
+praises which, in other times and
+countries, would have been bestowed
+on works of genius and virtue. The
+taste of the English public has certainly
+deteriorated within the last few
+years; and popularity, the surest index
+of the public's likings, though not
+of the writer's deservings, has attended
+works of which the great staple
+has been crime and blackguardism. A
+certain rude power, a sort of unhealthy
+energy, has enabled the writer
+to throw an interest round pickpockets
+and murderers; and if this interest
+were legitimately produced, by the
+exhibition of human passions modified
+by the circumstances of the actor&mdash;if
+it arose from the development of one
+real, living, thinking, doing, and suffering
+man's heart, we could only wonder
+at the author's choice of such a
+subject, but we should be ready to acknowledge
+that he had widened our
+sphere of knowledge&mdash;and made us
+feel, as we all do, without taking the
+same credit for it to ourselves that
+the old blockhead in France does, that
+being human, we have sympathies with
+all, even the lowest and wickedest of
+our kind. But the interest those works
+excite arises from no such legitimate
+source&mdash;not from the development of
+our common nature, but from the creation
+of a new one&mdash;from startling
+contrasts, not of two characters but of
+one&mdash;tenderness, generosity in one
+page; fierceness and murder in the
+next. But though our English <i>tastes</i>
+are so far deteriorated as to tolerate,
+or even to admire, the records
+of cruelty and sin now proceeding
+every day from the press&mdash;our English
+<i>morals</i> would recoil with horror
+from the deliberate wickedness
+which forms the great attraction of
+the French modern school of romance.
+The very subjects chosen for their
+novels, by the most popular of their
+female writers, shows a state of feeling
+in the authors more dreadful to
+contemplate than the mere coarse raw-head-and-bloody-bones
+descriptions of
+our chroniclers of Newgate. A married
+woman, the heroine&mdash;high in
+rank, splendid in intellect, radiant
+in beauty&mdash;has for the hero a villain
+escaped from the hulks. There is no
+record of his crimes&mdash;we are not called
+upon to follow him in his depredations,
+or see him cut throats in the
+scientific fashion of some of our indigenous
+rascals. He is the philosopher,&mdash;the
+instructor&mdash;the guide. The object
+of <i>his</i> introduction is to show the
+iniquity of human laws&mdash;the object
+of <i>her</i> introduction is to show the absurdity
+of the institution of marriage.
+This would never be tolerated in England.
+Again, a married woman is
+presented to us&mdash;for the sympathy
+which with us attends a young couple
+to the church-door, only begins in
+France after they have left it: as a
+child she has been betrothed to a person
+of her own rank&mdash;at five or six incurable
+idiocy takes possession of her
+proposed husband&mdash;but when she is
+eighteen the marriage takes place&mdash;the
+husband is a mere child still; for
+his intellect has continued stationary
+though his body has reached maturity&mdash;a
+more revolting picture was never
+presented than that of the condition of
+the idiot's wife&mdash;her horror of her husband&mdash;and
+of course her passion for
+another. The most interesting scenes
+between the lovers are constantly interrupted
+by the hideous representative of
+<a class="pagenum" name="page367" id="page367" title="page367"></a>matrimony, the grinning husband, who
+rears his slavering countenance from
+behind the sofa, and impresses his unfortunate
+wife with a sacred awe for
+the holy obligations of marriage.</p>
+
+<p>Again, a dandy of fifty is presented
+to us, whose affection for his ward has
+waited, of course, till she is wedded to
+another, to ripen into love. He still
+continues her protector against the
+advances of others; for jealousy is a
+good point of character in every one
+but the husband, and there it is only
+ridiculous. The husband in this case
+is another admirable specimen of the
+results of wedlock for life&mdash;he is a
+chattering, shallow pretender&mdash;a political
+economist, prodigiously dull
+and infinitely conceited&mdash;an exaggerated
+type of the Hume-Bowring statesman&mdash;and,
+as is naturally to be expected,
+our sympathies are awakened
+for the wretched wife, and we rejoice
+to see that her beauty and talents, her
+fine mind and pure ideas, are appreciated
+by a dashing young fellow, who
+outwits our original friend the dandy
+of fifty and the philosophical deput&eacute;;
+the whole leaving a pleasing impression
+on the reader's mind from the conviction
+that the heroine is no longer neglected.</p>
+
+<p>From the similarity of these stories&mdash;and
+they are only taken at random
+from a great number&mdash;it will be seen
+that the spirit of almost all of them is
+the same. But when we go lower in
+the scale, and leave the class of philosophic
+novels, we find their tales of
+life and manners still more absurd
+in their total untrueness than the
+others were hateful in their design.
+There is a novel just now appearing
+in one of the most widely-circulated
+of the Parisian papers, so grotesquely
+overdone, that if it had been meant
+for a caricature of the worst parts of
+our own hulk-and-gallows authors, it
+would have been very much admired;
+but meant to be serious, powerful,
+harrowing, and all the rest of it, it is
+a most curious exhibition of a nation's
+taste and a writer's audacity. The
+<i>Mysteries of Paris</i>, by Eugene Sue,
+has been dragging its slow length
+along for a long time, and gives no
+sign of getting nearer its denouement
+than when it began. A sovereign
+prince is the hero&mdash;his own daughter,
+whom he has disowned, the heroine;
+and the tale commences by his fighting
+a man on the street, and taking a
+fancy to his unknown child, who is
+the inhabitant of one of the lowest
+dens in the St Giles' of Paris! The
+other <i>dramatis person&aelig;</i> are convicts,
+receivers of stolen goods, murderers,
+intriguers of all ranks&mdash;the
+aforesaid prince, sometimes in the disguise
+of a workman, sometimes of a
+pickpocket, acting the part of a providence
+among them, rewarding the
+good and punishing the guilty. The
+English personages are the Countess
+Sarah McGregor&mdash;the lawful wife of
+the prince&mdash;her brother Tom, and Sir
+Walter Murph, Esquire. These are all
+jostled, and crowded, and pushed, and
+flurried&mdash;first in flash kens, where the
+language is slang; then in country
+farms, and then in halls and palaces&mdash;and
+so intermixed and confused, that
+the clearest head gets puzzled with
+the entanglements of the story; and
+confusion gets worse confounded as
+the farrago proceeds. How M. Sue
+will manage ever to come to a close is
+an enigma to us; and we shall wait
+with some impatience to see how he
+will distribute his poetic justice, when
+he can't get his puppets to move another
+step. Horror seems the great
+ingredient in the present literary fare
+of France, and in the <i>Myst&egrave;res de
+Paris</i> the most confirmed glutton of
+such delicacies may sup full of them.
+In the midst of such depraved and
+revolting exhibitions, it is a sort of
+satisfaction, though not of the loftiest
+kind, to turn to the coarse fun and
+ludicrous descriptions of Paul de Kock.
+And, after all, our friend Paul has not
+many more sins than coarseness and
+buffoonery to answer for. As to his
+attempting, of set purpose, to corrupt
+people's morals, it never entered into
+his head. He does not know what
+morals are; they never form any part
+of his idea of manners or character.
+If a good man comes in his way, he
+looks at him with a strange kind of
+unacquaintance that almost rises into
+respect; but he is certainly more affectionate,
+and on far better terms,
+with men about town&mdash;amative hairdressers,
+flirting grisettes, and the
+whole genus, male and female, of the
+epiciers. It would no doubt be an
+improvement if the facetious Paul
+could believe in the existence of an
+honest woman; but such women as
+come in his way he describes to the
+life. A ball in a dancing-master's
+private room up six pairs of stairs, a
+pic-nic to one of the suburbs, a dinner
+at a restaurateur's, or a family consultation
+<a class="pagenum" name="page368" id="page368" title="page368"></a>on a proposal of marriage,
+are far more in Paul's way than tales
+of open horror or silk-and-satin depravity.
+One is only sorry, in the midst
+of so much gaiety and good-humour,
+to stumble on some scene or sentiment
+that gives on the inclination to
+throw the book in the fire, or start,
+like C&aelig;sar, on the top of the diligence
+to pull the author's ears. But the
+next page sets all right again; and
+you go on laughing at the disasters of
+my neighbour Raymond, or admiring
+the graces or Chesterfieldian politeness
+of M. Bellequeue. French nature
+seems essentially different from
+all the other natures hitherto known;
+and yet, though so new, there never
+rises any doubt that it is <i>a</i> nature, a
+reality, as Thomas Carlyle says, and
+not a sham. The personages presented
+to us by Paul de Kock can scarcely,
+in the strict sense of the word, be
+called human beings; but they are
+French beings of real flesh and blood,
+speaking and thinking French in the
+most decided possible manner, and at
+intervals possessed of feelings which
+make us inclined to include them in
+the great genus <i>homo</i>, though with
+so many inseparable accidents, that it
+is impossible for a moment to shut
+one's eyes to the species to which
+they belong. But such as they are in
+their shops, and back-parlours, and
+ball-rooms, and <i>f&ecirc;tes champ&ecirc;tres</i>, there
+they are in Paul de Kock&mdash;nothing
+extenuated, little set down in malice&mdash;vain,
+empty, frivolous, good-tempered,
+gallant, lively, and absurd. Let us
+go to the wood of Romainville to celebrate
+the anniversary of the marriage
+of M. and Madame Moutonnet on the
+day of St Eustache.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;At a little distance from the ball,
+towards the middle of the wood, a numerous
+party is seated on the grass, or
+rather on the sand; napkins are spread
+on the ground, and covered with plates
+and cold meat and fruits. The bottles
+are placed in the cool shade, the glasses
+are filled and emptied rapidly; good appetites
+and open air make every thing
+appear excellent. They make plates
+out of paper, and toss pieces of pat&eacute;
+and sausage to each other. They eat,
+they drink, they sing, they laugh and
+play tricks. It seems a struggle who
+shall be funniest. It is well known
+that all things are allowable in the
+country; and the cits now assembled
+in the wood of Romainville seem fully
+persuaded of the fact. A jolly old
+governor of about fifty tries to carve
+a turkey, and can't succeed. A little
+woman, very red, very fat, and very
+round, hastens to seize a limb of the
+bird; she pulls at one side, the jolly
+old governor at the other&mdash;the leg separates
+at last, and the lady goes
+sprawling on the grass, while the
+gentleman topples over in the opposite
+direction with the remainder of the
+animal in his hand. The shouts of
+laughter redouble, and M. Moutonnet&mdash;such
+is the name of the jolly old
+governor&mdash;resumes his place, declaring
+that he will never try to carve
+any thing again. 'I knew you would
+never be able to manage it,' said a
+large woman bluntly, in a tone that
+agreed exactly with her starched and
+crabbed features. She was sitting
+opposite the stout gentleman, and had
+seen with indignation the alacrity with
+which the little lady had flown to M.
+Moutonnet's assistance.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;'In the twenty years we have been
+married,' she continued, 'have you
+ever carved any thing at home, sir?'</p>
+
+<p>&quot;'No, my dear, that's very true;'
+replied the stout gentleman in a submissive
+voice, and trying to smile his
+better half into good-humour.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;'You don't know how to help a
+dish of spinach, and yet you attempt
+a dish like that!'</p>
+
+<p>&quot;'My dear&mdash;in the country, you
+know&mdash;&mdash;'</p>
+
+<p>&quot;'In the country, sir, as in the town,
+people shouldn't try things they can't
+perform.'</p>
+
+<p>&quot;'You know, Madame Moutonnet,
+that generally I never attempt any
+thing&mdash;but to day'&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;'To day you should have done
+as you do on other days,' retorted the
+lady.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;'Ah, but, my love, you forget that
+this is Saint Eustache&mdash;&mdash;'</p>
+
+<p>&quot;'Yes, yes, this is Saint Eustache!'
+is repeated in chorus by the whole
+company, and the glasses are filled
+and jingled as before.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;'To the health of Eustache; Eustache
+for ever!'</p>
+
+<p>&quot;'To yours, ladies and gentlemen,'
+replied M. Moutonnet graciously smiling&mdash;'and
+yours, my angel.'</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It is to his wife M. Moutonnet addresses
+himself. She tried to assume
+an amiable look, and condescends to
+approach her glass to that of M. Eustache
+Moutonnet. M. Eustache Moutonnet
+is a rich laceman of the Rue
+St Martin; a man highly respected
+<a class="pagenum" name="page369" id="page369" title="page369"></a>in trade; no bill of his was ever protested,
+nor any engagement failed in.
+For the thirty years he has kept shop
+he has been steadily at work from
+eight in the morning till eight at night.
+His department is to take care of the
+day-book and ledger; Madame Moutonnet
+manages the correspondence
+and makes the bargains. The business
+of the shop and the accounts are
+confided to an old clerk and Mademoiselle
+Eugenie Moutonnet, with
+whom we shall presently become better
+acquainted.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;M. Moutonnet, as you may perhaps
+already have perceived, is not
+commander-in-chief at hone. His
+wife directs, rules, and governs all
+things. When she is in good-humour&mdash;a
+somewhat extraordinary occurrence&mdash;she
+allows her husband to go
+and take his little cup of coffee, provided
+he goes for that purpose to
+the coffee-house at the corner of
+the Rue Mauconseil&mdash;for it is famous
+for its liberal allowance of sugar, and
+M. Moutonnet always brings home
+three lumps of it to his wife. On
+Sundays they dine a little earlier, to
+have time for a promenade to the
+Tuileries or the Jardin Turk. Excursions
+into the country are very
+rare, and only on extraordinary occasions,
+such as the f&ecirc;te-day of M. and
+Madame Moutonnet. That regular
+life does not hinder the stout lace-merchant
+from being the happiest of
+men&mdash;so true is it that what is one
+man's poison is another man's meat.
+M. Moutonnet was born with simple
+tastes&mdash;she required to be led and
+managed like a child. Don't shrug
+your shoulders at this avowal, ye
+spirited gentlemen, so proud of your
+rights, so puffed up with your merits.
+You! who think yourselves always
+masters of your actions, you yield to
+your passions every day! they lead
+you, and sometimes lead you very ill.
+Well, M. Moutonnet has no fear of
+that&mdash;he has no passions&mdash;he knows
+nothing but his trade, and obedience
+to his spouse. He finds that a man
+can be very happy, though he does
+not know how to carve a turkey, and
+lets himself be governed by his wife.
+Madame Moutonnet is long past forty,
+but it is a settled affair that she is
+never to be more than thirty-six. She
+never was handsome, but she is large
+and tall, and her husband is persuaded
+she is superb. She is not a coquette,
+but she thinks herself superior
+to every body else in talents and beauty.
+She never cared a rush about her husband,
+but if he was untrue to her she
+would tear his eyes out. Madame
+Moutonnet, you perceive, is excessively
+jealous of her rights. A daughter is
+the sole issue of the marriage of M.
+Eustache Moutonnet and Mademoiselle
+Barbe Desormeaux. She is now
+eighteen years old, and at eighteen
+the young ladies in Paris are generally
+pretty far advanced. But Eugenie
+has been educated severely&mdash;and although
+possessed of a good deal of
+spirit, is timid, docile, submissive,
+and never ventures on a single observation
+in presence of her parents.
+She has cleverness, grace, and sensibility,
+but she is ignorant of the advantages
+she has received from nature&mdash;her
+sentiments are as yet concentrated
+at the bottom of her heart.
+She is not coquettish&mdash;or rather she
+scarcely ventures to give way to the
+inclination so natural to women, which
+leads them to please and to be pretty.
+But Eugenie has no need of those
+little arts, so indispensable to others,
+or to have recourse to her mirror every
+hour. She is well made, and she is
+beautiful; her eyes are soft and expressive,
+her voice is tender and agreeable,
+her brow is shadowed by dark
+locks of hair, her mouth furnished with
+fine white teeth. In short, she has
+that nameless something about her,
+which charms at first sight, which is
+not always possessed by greater beauties
+and more regular features. We
+now know all the Moutonnet family;
+and since we have gone so far, let us
+make acquaintance with the rest of
+the party who have come to the wood
+of Romainville to celebrate the Saint
+Eustache.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;The little woman who rushed so
+vigorously to the assistance of M.
+Moutonnet, is the wife of a tall gentleman
+of the name of Bernard, who
+is a toyman in the Rue St Denis. M.
+Bernard plays the amiable and the
+fool at the same time. He laughs and
+quizzes, makes jokes, and even puns;
+he is the wit of the party. His wife has
+been rather good-looking, and wishes
+to be so still. She squeezes in her
+waist till she can hardly breathe, and
+takes an hour to fit her shoes on&mdash;for
+she is determined to have a small foot.
+Her face is a little too red; but her
+eyes are very lively, and she is constantly
+<a class="pagenum" name="page370" id="page370" title="page370"></a>trying to give them as mischievous
+an expression as she can.
+Madame Bernard has a great girl of
+fifteen, whom she dresses as if she
+were five, and treats occasionally to
+a new doll, by way of keeping her a
+child. By the side of Madame Bernard
+is seated a young man of eighteen,
+who is almost as timid as Eugenie,
+and blushes when he is spoken
+to, though he has stood behind a counter
+for six months. He is the son of
+a friend of M. Bernard, and his wife
+has undertaken to patronize him, and
+introduce him to good society.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;A person of about forty years of
+age, with one of those silly countenances
+which there is no mistaking at
+the first glance, is seated beside Eugenie.
+M. Dupont&mdash;such is his name&mdash;is
+a rich grocer of the Rue aux
+Ours. He wears powder and a queue,
+because he fancies they are becoming,
+and his hairdresser has told him
+that they are very aristocratic. His
+coat of sky-blue, and his jonquil-coloured
+waistcoat, give him still more
+the appearance of a simpleton, and
+agree admirably with the astonished
+expression of his gooseberry eyes. He
+dangles two watch-chains, that hang
+down his nankeen trowsers, with great
+satisfaction, and seems struck with admiration
+at the wisdom of his own
+remarks. He thinks himself captivating
+and full of wit. He has the
+presumption of ignorance, propped up
+by money. Finally, he is a bachelor,
+which gives him great consideration
+in all the families where there are
+marriageable daughters. M. and
+Madame Gerard, perfumers in the
+Rue St Martin, are also of the party.
+The perfumer enacts the gallant gay
+Lothario, and in his own district has
+the reputation of a prodigious rake,
+though he is ugly, and ill-made, and
+squints. But he fancies he overcomes
+all these drawbacks by covering himself
+with odours and perfumes&mdash;accordingly,
+you smell him half an hour
+before he comes in sight. His wife
+is young and pretty. She married
+him at fifteen, and has a boy of nine,
+who looks more like her brother than
+her son. The little Gerard hollos
+and jumps about, breaks the glasses
+and bottles, and makes as much noise
+as all the rest of the company put together.
+'He's a little lion,' exclaims
+M. Gerard; 'he's exactly what I
+was. You never could hear yourselves
+speak wherever I was, at his age.
+People were delighted with me. My
+son is my perfect image.'</p>
+
+<p>&quot;M. Gerard's sister, an old maid of
+forty-five, who takes every opportunity
+of declaring that she never intends
+to marry, and sighs every tine
+M. Dupont looks at her, is next to
+M. Moutonnet. The old clerk of the
+laceman&mdash;M. Bidois&mdash;who waits for
+Madame Moutonnet's permission before
+he opens his mouth, and fills his
+glass every time she is not looking&mdash;is
+placed at the side of Mademoiselle
+Cecile Gerard; who, though she swears
+every minute that she never will
+marry, and that she hates the men,
+is very ill pleased to have old M.
+Bidois for her neighbour, and hints
+pretty audibly that Madame Bernard
+monopolizes all the young beaux. A
+young man of about twenty, tall,
+well-made, with handsome features,
+whose intelligent expression announces
+that he is intended for higher
+things than perpetually to be measuring
+yards of calico, is seated at the
+right hand of Eugenie. That young
+man, whose name is Adolphe, is assistant
+in a fashionable warehouse
+where Madame Moutonnet deals; and
+as he always gives good measure, she
+has asked him to the f&ecirc;te of St Eustache.
+And now we are acquainted
+with all the party who are celebrating
+the marriage-day of M. Moutonnet.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>We are not going to follow Paul de
+Kock in the adventures of all the party
+so carefully described to us. Our
+object in translating the foregoing
+passage, was to enable our readers to
+see the manner of people who indulge
+in pic-nics in the wood of Romainville,
+desiring them to compare M.
+Moutonnet and <i>his</i> friends, with any
+laceman and <i>his</i> friends he may choose
+to fix upon in London. A laceman
+as well to do in the world as M. Moutonnet,
+a grocer as rich as M. Dupont,
+and even a perfumer as fashionable
+as M. Gerard, would have a whitebait
+dinner at Blackwall, or make up
+a party to the races at Epsom&mdash;and
+as to admitting such a humble servitor
+as M. Bidois to their society, or even
+the unfriended young mercer's assistant,
+M. Adolphe, they would as soon
+think of inviting one of the new police.
+Five miles from town our three friends
+would pass themselves off for lords,
+and blow-up the waiter for not making
+haste with their brandy and water, in
+<a class="pagenum" name="page371" id="page371" title="page371"></a>the most aristocratic manner imaginable.
+In France, or at least in Paul
+de Kock, there seems no straining after
+appearances. The laceman continues
+a laceman when he is miles
+away from the little back shop; and
+even the laceman's lady has no desire
+to be mistaken for the wife of a squire.
+Madame Moutonnet seems totally unconscious
+of the existence of any lady
+whatever, superior to herself in rank
+or station. The Red Book is to her
+a sealed volume. Her envies, hatreds,
+friendships, rivalries, and ambitions,
+are all limited to her own circle. The
+wife of a rich laceman, on the other
+hand, in England, most religiously
+despises the wives of almost all other
+tradesmen; she scarcely knows in
+what street the shop is situated, but
+from the altitudes of Balham or Hampstead,
+looks down with supreme disdain
+on the toiling creatures who
+stand all day behind a counter. The
+husband, in the same way, manages
+to cast off every reminiscence of the
+shop, in the course of his three miles
+in the omnibus, and at six or seven
+o'clock you might fancy they were a
+duke and duchess, sitting in a gaudily
+furnished drawing-room, listening to
+two elegant young ladies torturing a
+piano, and another still more elegant
+young lady severely flogging a harp.
+The effect of this, so far as our English
+Paul de Kocks are concerned, is,
+that their linen-drapers, and lacemen,
+and rich perfumers, are represented
+assuming a character that does not
+belong to them, and aping people
+whom they falsely suppose to be their
+betters; whereas the genuine Paul
+paints the Parisian tradesmen without
+any affectation at all. Ours are made
+laughable by the common farcical attributes
+of all pretensions, great or
+small; while real unsophisticated
+shopkeeping (French) nature is the
+staple of Paul's character-sketches,
+and they are more valuable, and in
+the end more interesting, accordingly.
+Who cares for the exaggerated efforts
+of a Manchester warehouseman to be
+polished and gentlemanly? It is only
+acting after all, and gives us no insight
+into his real character, or the character
+of his class, any more than Mr
+Coates' anxiety to be Romeo enlightened
+us as to his disposition in other
+respects. The Manchester warehouseman,
+though he fails in his attempt
+at fashionable parts, may be a very estimable
+and pains-taking individual,
+and, with the single exception of that
+foible, offers nothing to the most careful
+observer to distinguish him from
+the stupid and respectable in any part
+of the world. And in this respect,
+any one starting as the chronicler of
+citizen life among us, would labour
+under a great disadvantage. Whether
+our people are phlegmatic, or stupid,
+or sensible&mdash;all three of which epithets
+are generally applicable to the same
+individual&mdash;or that they have no opportunities
+of showing their peculiarities
+from the domestic habits of the
+animal&mdash;it is certain that, however
+better they may be qualified for the
+business of life than their neighbours,
+they are far less fitted for the pages
+of a book. And the proof of it is this,
+that wherever any of our novelists has
+introduced a tradesman, he has either
+been an invention altogether, or a caricature.
+Even Bailie Nicol Jarvie
+never lived in the Saut Market in
+half such true flesh and blood as he
+does in <i>Rob Roy</i>. At all events, the
+inimitable Bailie is known to the universe
+at large by the additions made
+to his real character by the prodigal
+hand of his biographer, and the ridiculous
+contrasts in which he is placed
+with the caterans and reivers of the
+hills. In the city of Glasgow he was
+looked upon, and justly, as an honour
+to the gude town&mdash;consulted on all
+difficult matters, and famous for his
+knowledge of the world and his natural
+sagacity. Would this have been
+a fit subject for description? or is it
+just to think of the respectable Bailie
+in the ridiculous point of view in
+which he is presented to us in the
+Highlands? How would Sir Peter
+Laurie look if he had been taken long
+ago by Algerine pirates, and torn,
+with all his civic honours thick upon
+him, from the magisterial chair, and
+made hairdresser to the ladies of the
+harem&mdash;threatened with the bastinado
+for awkwardness in combing, as
+he now commits other unfortunate
+fellows to the treadmill for crimes
+scarcely more enormous? Paul de
+Kock derives none of his interest
+from odd juxtapositions. He knows
+nothing about caves and prisons and
+brigands&mdash;but he knows every corner
+of coffee-houses, and beer-shops, and
+ball-rooms. And these ball-rooms
+give him the command of another set
+of characters, totally unknown to the
+English world of fiction, because non-existent
+in England. With us, no
+<a class="pagenum" name="page372" id="page372" title="page372"></a>shop-boy or apprentice would take
+his sweetheart to a public hop at any
+of the licenced music-houses. No
+decent girl would go there, nor even
+any girl that wished to keep up the
+appearance of decency. No flirtations,
+to end in matrimony, take their
+rise between an embryo boot-maker
+and a barber's daughter, in the course
+of the <i>chaine Anglaise</i> beneath the
+trees of the Green Park, or even at
+the Yorkshire Stingo. Fathers have
+flinty hearts, and the above-mentioned
+barber would probably increase
+the beauty of his daughter's &quot;bonny
+black eye,&quot; by giving her another, if
+she talked of going to a ball, whether
+in a room or the open air. The Puritans
+have left their mark. Dancing
+is always sinful, and Satan is perpetual
+M.C. But let us follow the barber,
+or rather hairdresser&mdash;for the
+mere gleaner of beards is not intended
+by the name&mdash;into his own amusements.
+In Paul de Kock he goes to a
+coffee-house, drinks a small cup of coffee,
+and pockets the entire sugar; or
+to a ball, where he performs all the offices
+of a court chamberlain, and captivates
+all hearts by his graceful deportment.
+His wife, perhaps, goes
+with him, and flirts in a very business-like
+manner with a tobacconist;
+and his daughter is whirled about in
+a waltz by Eugene or Adolphe, the
+young confectioner, with as much
+elegance and decorum as if they were
+a young marquis and his bride in the
+dancing hall at Devonshire House.
+Our English friend goes to enjoy a
+pipe, or, if he has lofty notions, a
+cigar, and gin and water, at the neighbouring
+inn. Or when he determines
+on having a night of real rational enjoyment,
+he goes to some tavern
+where singing is the order of the
+evening. A stout man in the chair
+knocks on the table, and being the
+landlord, makes disinterested enquiries
+if every gentleman has a bumper.
+He then calls on himself for a song,
+and states that he is to be accompanied
+on the piano by a distinguished
+performer; whereupon, a tall young
+man of a moribund expression of
+countenance, and with his hair closely
+pomatumed over his head, rises, and,
+after a low bow, seats himself at the
+instrument. The stout man sings,
+the young man plays, and thunders
+of applause, and various fresh orders
+for kidneys and strong ale, and welch
+rabbits and cold-without, reward
+their exertions. Drinking goes on
+for some time, and waiters keep flying
+about with dishes of all kinds, and the
+hairdresser becomes communicative
+to his next neighbour, a butcher from
+Whitechapel, and they exchange their
+sentiments about kidneys and music
+in general, and the kidneys and music
+now offered to them in particular. In
+a few minutes, a gentleman with a
+strange obliquity in his vision, seated
+in the middle of the coffee-room, takes
+off his hat, and after a thump on the
+table from the landlord's hammer,
+commences a song so intensely comic,
+that when it is over, the orders for
+supper and drink are almost unanimous.
+The house is now full, the
+theatres have discharged their hungry
+audiences, and a distinguished
+guinea-a-week performer seats himself
+in the very next box to the hairdresser.
+That worthy gentleman by
+this time is stuffed so full of kidneys,
+and has drank so many glasses of
+brandy and water, that he can scarcely
+understand the explanations of the
+Whitechapel butcher, who has a great
+turn for theatricals, and wishes to treat
+the dramatic performer to a tumbler
+of gin-twist. Another knock on the
+table produces a momentary silence,
+and a little man starts off with an extempore
+song, where the conviviality
+of the landlord, and the goodness of
+his suppers, are duly chronicled. The
+hairdresser hears a confused buzz of
+admiration, and even attempts to join
+in it, but thinks it, at last, time to go.
+He goes, and narrowly escapes making
+the acquaintance of Mr Jardine,
+from his extraordinary propensity to
+brush all the lamp-posts he encounters
+with the shoulder of his coat; and gets
+home, to the great comfort of his wife
+and daughter, who have gone cozily
+off to sleep, in the assurance that their
+distinguished relative is safely locked
+up in the police-office. The Frenchman,
+on the other hand, never gets
+into mischief from an overdose of <i>eau
+sucr&eacute;e</i>, though sometimes he certainly
+becomes very rombustious from a glass
+or two of <i>vin ordinaire</i>; and nothing
+astonishes us so much as the small
+quantities of small drink which have
+an effect on the brains of the steadiest
+of the French population. They get
+not altogether drunk, but decidedly
+very talkative, and often quarrelsome,
+on a miserable modicum of their indigenous
+small beer, to a degree which
+would not be excusable if it were
+<a class="pagenum" name="page373" id="page373" title="page373"></a>brandy. We constantly find whole
+parties at a pic-nic in a most prodigious
+state of excitement after two
+rounds of a bottle&mdash;jostling the peasants,
+and talking more egregious
+nonsense than before. And when they
+quarrel, what a Babel of words, and
+what a quakerism of hands! Instead
+of a round or two between the parties,
+as it would be in our own pugnacious
+disagreements, they merely, when it
+comes to the worst, push each other
+from side to side, and shout lustily for
+the police; and squalling women, and
+chattering men, and ignorant country
+people, and elegant mercers' apprentices,
+and gay-mannered grocers, hustle,
+and scream, and swear, and lecture,
+and threaten, and bluster&mdash;but not a
+single blow! The guardian of the
+public peace appears, and the combatants
+evanish into thin air; and in a
+few minutes after this dreadful <i>m&ecirc;l&eacute;e</i>,
+the violin strikes up a fresh waltz, and
+all goes &quot;gaily as a marriage-bell.&quot; We
+don't say, at the present moment, that
+one of these methods of conducting a
+quarrel is better than the other, (though
+we confess we are rather partial to a
+hit in the bread-basket, or a tap on the
+claret-cork)&mdash;all we mean to advance
+is, that with the materials to work
+upon, Paul de Kock, as a faithful
+describer of real scenes, has a manifest
+advantage over the describer of English
+incidents of a parallel kind.</p>
+
+<p>The affectations of a French cit,
+when that nondescript animal condescends
+to be affected, are more varied
+and interesting than those of their
+brethren here. He has a taste for the
+fine arts&mdash;he talks about the opera&mdash;likes
+to know artists and authors&mdash;and,
+though living up five or six pairs of
+stairs in a narrow lane, gives <i>soir&eacute;es</i>
+and <i>conversazion&eacute;s</i>. More ludicrous all
+this, and decidedly less disgusting,
+than the assumptions of our man-milliners
+and fishmongers. There is
+short sketch by Paul de Kock, called
+a <i>Soir&eacute;e Bourgeoise</i>, which we translate
+entire, as an illustration of this
+curious phase of French character;
+and we shall take an early opportunity
+of bringing before our readers
+the essays of the daily feuilletonists of
+the Parisian press, which give a clearer
+insight into the peculiarities of French
+domestic literature than can be acquired
+in any other quarter.</p>
+
+<h3>A CIT'S SOIREE.</h3>
+
+<p>Lights were observed some time
+ago, in the four windows of an apartment
+on the second floor of a house in
+the Rue Grenetat. It was not quite
+so brilliant as the Cercle des Etrangers,
+but still it announced something.
+These four windows, with lights glancing
+in them all, had an air of rejoicing,
+and the industrious inhabitants of
+the Rue Grenetat, who don't generally
+go to much expense for illumination,
+even in their shops, looked at the four
+windows which eclipsed the street
+lamps in their brilliancy, and said,
+&quot;There's certainly something very
+extraordinary going on this evening
+at M. Lupot's!&quot; M. Lupot is an
+honest tradesman, who has retired
+from business some time. After having
+sold stationary for thirty years,
+without ever borrowing of a neighbour,
+or failing in a payment, M.
+Lupot, having scraped together an
+income of three hundred and twenty
+pounds, disposed of his stock in trade,
+and closed his ledger, to devote himself
+entirely to the pleasures of domestic
+life with his excellent spouse,
+Madam Felicit&eacute; Lupot&mdash;a woman of
+an amazingly apathetic turn of mind,
+who did admirably well in the shop
+as long as she had only to give change
+for half-crowns, but whose abilities
+extended no further. But this had not
+prevented her from making a very
+good wife to her husband, (which
+proves that much talent is not required
+for that purpose,) and presenting
+him with a daughter and a son.</p>
+
+<p>The daughter was the eldest, and
+had attained her seventeenth year;
+and M. Lupot, who spared nothing
+on her education, did not despair of
+finding a husband for her with a soul
+above sticks of sealing-wax and wafers&mdash;more
+especially as it was evident
+she had no turn for trade, and believed
+she had a decided genius for the
+fine arts&mdash;for she had painted her father
+as a shepherd with his crook,
+when she was only twelve, and had
+learned a year after to play &quot;Je suis
+Lindore&quot; by ear on the piano. M.
+Lupot was proud of his daughter,
+who was thus a painter and a musician;
+who was a foot taller than her
+papa; who held herself as upright as
+a Prussian grenadier; who made a
+<a class="pagenum" name="page374" id="page374" title="page374"></a>curtsy like Taglioni, who had a Roman
+nose three times the size of
+other people's, a mouth to match, and
+eyes so arch and playful, that it was
+difficult to discover them. The boy
+was only seven; he was allowed to do
+whatever he chose&mdash;he was so very
+young; and Monsieur Ascanius
+availed himself of the permission, and
+was in mischief from morning to
+night. His father was too fond of
+him to scold him, and his mother
+wouldn't take the trouble to get into
+a passion.</p>
+
+<p>Well, then, one morning M. Lupot
+soliloquized&mdash;&quot;I have a good fortune,
+a charming family, and a wife who has
+never been in a rage; but all this does
+not lead to a man's being invited,
+courted, and made much of in the
+world. Since I have cut the hotpress-wove
+and red sealing-wax, I have seen
+nobody but a few friends&mdash;retired
+tradesmen like myself&mdash;who drop in
+to take a hand at <i>vingt-et-un</i>, or loto;
+but I wish more than that&mdash;my daughter
+must not live in so narrow a circle;
+my daughter has a decided turn for the
+arts; I ought to have artists to my
+house. I will give soir&eacute;es, tea-parties&mdash;yes,
+with punch at parting, if it be
+necessary. We shall play <i>bouillote</i>
+and <i>&eacute;carte</i>, for my daughter can't endure
+loto. Indeed, I wish to set people
+talking about my re-unions, and to
+find a husband for Celanire worthy of
+her.&quot; M. Lupot was seated near his
+wife, who was seated on an elastic
+sofa, and was caressing a cat on her
+knee. He said to her&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;My dear Felicit&eacute;, I intend to give
+soir&eacute;es&mdash;to receive lots of company.
+We live in too confined a sphere for
+our daughter, who was born for the
+arts&mdash;and for Ascanius, who, it strikes
+me, will make some noise in the
+world.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Madame Lupot continued to caress
+the cat, and replied, &quot;Well, what have
+I to do with that? Do I hinder you
+from receiving company? If it doesn't
+cause me any trouble&mdash;for I must tell
+you first of all, you musn't count on me
+to help you&quot;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You will have nothing at all to
+do, my dear Felicit&eacute;, but the honours
+of the house.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I must be getting up every minute&quot;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You do it so gracefully,&quot; replied
+the husband&mdash;&quot;I will give all the orders,
+and Celanire will second me.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Mademoiselle was enchanted with
+the intention of her sire, and threw her
+arms round his neck.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh yes! papa,&quot; she said, &quot;invite
+as many as you can, I will learn to
+play some country-dances that we
+may have a ball, and finish my head
+of Belisarius&mdash;you must get it framed
+for the occasion.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>And the little Ascanius whooped
+and hollo'd in the middle of the room.
+&quot;I shall have tea and punch and
+cakes. I'll eat every thing!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>After this conversation M. Lupot
+had set to work. He went to his
+friends and his friends' friends&mdash;to
+people he hardly knew, and invited
+them to his party, begging them to
+bring any body with them they liked.
+M. Lupot had formerly sold rose-coloured
+paper to a musician, and drawing
+pencils to an artist. He went to
+his ancient customers, and pressed them
+to come and to bring their professional
+friends with them. In short, M.
+Lupot was so prodigiously active that
+in four days he had run through nearly
+the whole of Paris, caught an immense
+cold, and spent seven shillings
+in cab hire. Giving an entertainment
+has its woes as well as its pleasures.</p>
+
+<p>The grand day, or rather the
+grand evening, at last arrived. All
+the lamps were lighted, and they had
+even borrowed some from their neighbours;
+for Celanire had discovered
+that their own three lamps did not
+give light enough both for the public-room
+and the supper-room&mdash;(which
+on ordinary occasions was a bed-chamber.)
+It was the first time that
+M. Lupot had borrowed any thing&mdash;but
+also it was the first time that M.
+Lupot gave a soir&eacute;e.</p>
+
+<p>From the dawn of day M. Lupot
+was busy in preparation: He had
+ordered in cakes and refreshments;
+bought sundry packs of cards, brushed
+the tables, and tucked up the curtains.
+Madame Lupot had sat all the time
+quietly on the sofa, ejaculating from
+time to time, &quot;I'm afraid 'twill be a
+troublesome business all this receiving
+company.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Celanire had finished her Belisarius,
+who was an exact likeness of
+Blue Beard, and whom they had honoured
+with a Gothic frame, and
+placed in a conspicuous part of the
+room. Mademoiselle Lupot was dressed
+with amazing care. She had a
+new gown, her hair plaited <i>&agrave; la Clotilde</i>.
+All this must make a great
+<a class="pagenum" name="page375" id="page375" title="page375"></a>sensation. Ascanius was rigged out
+in his best; but this did not hinder
+him from kicking up a dust in the
+room, from getting up on the furniture,
+handling the cards, and taking
+them to make houses; from opening
+the cupboards, and laying his fingers
+on the cakes.</p>
+
+<p>Sometimes M. Lupot's patience
+gave way, and he cried, &quot;Madame, I
+beg you'll make your son be quiet.&quot;
+But Madame Lupot answered without
+turning her head, &quot;Make him quiet
+yourself, M. Lupot&mdash;You know very
+well it's <i>your</i> business to manage him.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>It was now eight o'clock, and nobody
+was yet arrived. Mademoiselle
+looked at her father, who looked at
+his wife, who looked at her cat. The
+father of the family muttered every
+now and then&mdash;&quot;Are we to have our
+grand soir&eacute;e all to ourselves?&quot; And
+he cast doleful looks on his lamps, his
+tables, and all his splendid preparations.
+Mademoiselle Celanire sighed
+and looked at her dress, and then
+looked in the mirror. Madame Lupot
+was as unmoved as ever, and said,
+&quot;Is this what we've turned every
+thing topsy-turvy for?&quot; As for little
+Ascanius, he jumped about the room,
+and shouted, &quot;If nobody comes, what
+lots of cakes we shall have!&quot; At last
+the bell rang. It is a family from the
+Rue St Denis, retired perfumers, who
+have only retained so much of their
+ancient profession, that they cover
+themselves all over with odours.
+When they enter the room, you feel
+as if a hundred scent-bottles were
+opened at once. There is such a smell
+of jasmine and vanille, that you have
+good luck if you get off without a
+headache. Other people drop in. M.
+Lupot does not know half his guests,
+for many of them are brought by
+others, and even these he scarcely
+knows the names of. But he is enchanted
+with every thing. A young
+fashionable is presented to him by
+some unknown third party, who says,
+&quot;This is one of our first pianists, who
+is good enough to give up a great concert
+this evening to come here.&quot; The
+next is a famous singer, a lion in musical
+parties, who is taken out every
+where, and who will give one of his
+latest compositions, though unfortunately
+labouring under a cold. This
+man won the first prize at the Conservatory,
+an unfledged Boildieu, who
+will be a great composer of operas&mdash;when
+he can get librettos to his music,
+and music to his librettos. The next
+is a painter. He has shown at the
+exhibition&mdash;he has had wonderful success.
+To be sure nobody bought his
+pictures, because he didn't wish to
+sell them to people that couldn't appreciate
+them. In short, M. Lupot
+sees nobody in his rooms that is not
+first-rate in some way or other. He
+is delighted with the thought&mdash;ravished,
+transported. He can't find words
+enough to express his satisfaction at
+having such geniuses in his house. For
+their sakes he neglects his old friends&mdash;he
+scarcely speaks to them. It seems
+the new-comers, people he has never
+seen before, are the only people worthy
+of his attentions. Madame Lupot is
+tired of getting up, curtsying, and
+sitting down again. But her daughter
+is radiant with joy; her husband goes
+from room to room, rubbing his hands,
+as if he had bought all Paris, and got
+it a bargain. And little Ascanius
+never comes out of the bed-room
+without his mouth full. But it is not
+enough to invite a large party; you
+must know how to amuse them; it is
+a thing which very few people have
+the art of, even those most accustomed
+to have soir&eacute;es. In some you
+get tired, and you are in great ceremony;
+you must restrict yourself to
+a conversation that is neither open,
+nor friendly, nor amusing. In others,
+you are pestered to death by the amphitryon,
+who is perhaps endowed
+with the bump of music, and won't
+leave the piano for fear some one else
+should take his place. There are
+others fond of cards, who only ask
+their friends that they may make up
+a table. Such individuals care for
+nothing but the game, and don't
+trouble themselves whether the rest
+of their guests are amused or not.
+Ah! there are few homes that know
+how to receive their company, or
+make every body pleased. It requires
+a tact, a cleverness, an absence of
+self, which must surely be very unusual
+since we see so few specimens
+of them in the soir&eacute;es we attend.</p>
+
+<p>M. Lupot went to and fro&mdash;from
+the reception-room to the bed-chamber,
+and back again&mdash;he smiled, he
+bowed, and rubbed his hands. But
+the new-comers, who had not come to
+his house to see him smile and rub his
+hands, began to say, in very audible
+whispers, &quot;Ah, well, do people pass
+the whole night here looking at each
+other? Very delightful&mdash;very!&quot;</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="page376" id="page376" title="page376"></a>M. Lupot has tried to start a conversation
+with a big man in spectacles,
+with a neckcloth of great dimensions,
+and who makes extraordinary faces as
+he looks round on the company. M.
+Lupot has been told, that the gentleman
+with the large neckcloth is a literary
+man, and that he will probably be
+good enough to read or recite some
+lines of his own composition. The
+ancient stationer coughs three times
+before venturing to address so distinguished
+a character, but says at last&mdash;&quot;Enchanted
+to see at my house a
+gentleman so&mdash;an author of such&mdash;&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Ah, you're the host here, are you?&mdash;the
+master of the house?&quot;&mdash;said
+the man in the neckcloth.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I flatter myself I am&mdash;with my
+wife, of course&mdash;the lady on the sofa&mdash;you
+see her? My daughter, sir&mdash;she's
+the tall young lady, so upright in
+her figure. She designs, and has an
+excellent touch on the piano. I have
+a son also&mdash;a little fiend&mdash;it was he
+who crept this minute between my legs&mdash;he's
+an extraordinary clev&mdash;&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;There is one thing, sir,&quot; replied
+the big man, &quot;that I can't comprehend&mdash;a
+thing that amazes me&mdash;and
+that is, that people who live in the
+Rue Grenetat should give parties.
+It is a miserable street&mdash;a horrid street&mdash;covered
+eternally with mud&mdash;choked
+up with cars&mdash;a wretched part of the
+town, dirty, noisy, pestilential&mdash;bah!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And yet, sir, for thirty years I have
+lived here.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh Lord, sir, I should have died
+thirty times over! When people live
+in the Rue Grenetat they should give
+up society, for you'll grant it is a regular
+trap to seduce people into such
+an abominable street. I&quot;&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>M. Lupot gave up smiling and rubbing
+his hands. He moves off from
+the big man in the spectacles, whose
+conversation had by no means amused
+him, and he goes up to a group of
+young people who seem examining the
+Belisarius of Mademoiselle Celanire.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;They're admiring my daughter's
+drawing,&quot; said M. Lupot to himself;
+&quot;I must try to overhear what these
+artists are saying.&quot; The young people
+certainly made sundry remarks
+on the performance, plentifully intermixed
+with sneers of a very unmistakable
+kind.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Can you make out what the head
+is meant for?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Not I. I confess I never saw any
+thing so ridiculous.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It's Belisarius, my dear fellow.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Impossible!&mdash;it's the portrait of
+some grocer, some relation, probably, of
+the family&mdash;look at the nose&mdash;the
+mouth&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It is intolerable folly to put a frame
+to such a daub.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;They must be immensely silly.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Why, it isn't half so good as the
+head of the Wandering Jew at the top
+of a penny ballad.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>M. Lupot has heard enough. He
+slips off from the group without a
+word, and glides noiselessly to the piano.
+The young performer who had
+sacrificed a great concert to come to
+his soir&eacute;e, had sat down to the instrument
+and run his fingers over the
+notes.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;What a spinnet!&quot; he cried&mdash;&quot;what
+a wretched kettle! How can you expect
+a man to perform on such a miserable
+instrument? The thing is absurd&mdash;hear
+this A&mdash;hear this G&mdash;it's like a hurdygurdy&mdash;not
+one note of it in tune!&quot; But
+the performer stayed at the piano notwithstanding,
+and played incessantly,
+thumping the keys with such tremendous
+force, that every minute a chord
+snapped; when such a thing happened&mdash;he
+burst into a laugh, and said,
+&quot;Good! there's another gone&mdash;there
+will soon be none left.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>M. Lupot flushed up to the ears.
+He felt very much inclined to say to
+the celebrated performer, &quot;Sir, I
+didn't ask you here to break all the
+chords of my piano. Let the instrument
+alone if you don't like it, but
+don't hinder other people from playing
+on it for our amusement.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>But the good M. Lupot did not venture
+on so bold a speech, which would
+have been a very sensible speech nevertheless;
+and he stood quietly while
+his chords were getting smashed,
+though it was by no means a pleasant
+thing to do.</p>
+
+<p>Mademoiselle Celanire goes up to
+her father. She is distressed at the
+way her piano is treated; she has no
+opportunity of playing her air; but
+she hopes to make up for it by singing
+a romance, which one of their old
+neighbours is going to accompany on
+the guitar.</p>
+
+<p>It is not without some difficulty that
+M. Lupot obtains silence for his daughter's
+song. At sight of the old neighbour
+and his guitar a smothered laugh
+is visible in the assembly. It is undeniable
+that the gentleman is not unlike
+a respectable Troubadour with a barrel
+<a class="pagenum" name="page377" id="page377" title="page377"></a>organ, and that his guitar is like an
+ancient harp. There is great curiosity
+to hear the old gentleman touch his
+instrument. He begins by beating
+time with his feet and his head, which
+latter movement gives him very much
+the appearance of a mandarin that you
+sometimes see on a mantelpiece. Nevertheless
+Mademoiselle Lupot essays
+her ballad; but she can never manage
+to overtake her accompanier, who, instead
+of following the singer, seems
+determined to make no alteration in
+the movement of his head and feet.
+The ballad is a failure&mdash;Celanire is confused,
+she has mistaken her notes&mdash;she
+loses her recollection; and, instead of
+hearing his daughter's praises, M. Lupot
+overhears the young people whispering&mdash;&quot;It
+wouldn't do in a beer-shop.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I must order in the tea,&quot; thought
+the ex-stationer&mdash;&quot;it will perhaps put
+them into good-humour.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>And M. Lupot rushes off to give
+instructions to the maid; and that old
+individual, who has never seen such a
+company before, does not know how to
+get on, and breaks cups and saucers
+without mercy, in the effort to make
+haste.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Nannette, have you got ready the
+other things you were to bring in with
+the tea?&mdash;the muffins&mdash;the cakes?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes, sir&quot;&mdash;replied Nannette&mdash;&quot;all
+is ready&mdash;every thing will be in in a moment.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;But there is another thing I told
+you, Nannette&mdash;the sandwiches.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;The witches, sir?&mdash;the sand?&quot;&mdash;enquired
+the puzzled Nannette.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It is an English dish&mdash;I explained
+it to you before&mdash;slices of bread and
+butter, with ham between.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh la, sir!&quot; exclaimed the maid&mdash;&quot;I
+have forgotten that rago&ucirc;t&mdash;oh dear!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well&mdash;make haste, Nannette; get
+ready some immediately, while my
+daughter hands round the tea and
+muffins&mdash;you can bring them in on a
+tray.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The old domestic hurries into the
+kitchen grumbling at the English dainty,
+and cuts some slices of bread and
+covers them with butter; but as she
+had never thought of the ham, she cogitates
+a long time how she can supply
+the want of it&mdash;at last, on looking
+round, she discovers a piece of beef
+that had been left at dinner.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Pardieu,&quot; she says, &quot;I'll cut some
+lumps of this and put them on the
+bread. With plenty of salt they'll
+pass very well for ham&mdash;they'll drive
+me wild with their English dishes&mdash;they
+will.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The maid speedily does as she says,
+and then hurries into the room with a
+tray covered with her extempore ham
+sandwiches.</p>
+
+<p>Every body takes one,&mdash;for they
+have grown quite fashionable along
+with tea. But immediately there is an
+universal murmur in the assembly.
+The ladies throw their slices into the
+fire, the gentlemen spit theirs on the
+furniture, and they cry&mdash;&quot;why the
+devil do people give us things like these?&mdash;they're
+detestable.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It's my opinion, God forgive me!
+the man means to feed us with scraps
+from the pig-trough,&quot; says another.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It's a regular do, this soir&eacute;e,&quot; says
+a third.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;The tea is disgustingly smoked,&quot;
+says a fourth.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And all the little cakes look as if
+they had been fingered before,&quot; says
+the fifth.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Decidedly they wish to poison us,&quot;
+says the big man in the neckcloth,
+looking very morose.</p>
+
+<p>M. Lupot is in despair. He goes
+in search of Nannette, who has hidden
+herself in the kitchen; and he busies
+himself in gathering up the fragments
+of the bread and butter from the floor
+and the fireplace.</p>
+
+<p>Madame Lupot says nothing; but
+she is in very bad humour, for she has
+put on a new cap, which she felt sure
+would be greatly admired; and a lady
+has come to her and said&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Ah, madame, what a shocking
+head-dress!&mdash;your cap is very old-fashioned&mdash;those
+shapes are quite gone
+out.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And yet, madame,&quot; replies Madame
+Lupot, &quot;I bought it, not two
+days ago, in the Rue St Martin.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well, madame&mdash;Is that the street
+you go to for the fashions? Go to
+Mademoiselle Alexina Larose Carrefous
+Gaillon&mdash;you'll get delicious caps
+there&mdash;new fashions and every thing
+so tasteful: for Heaven's sake, madame,
+never put on that cap again. You
+look, at least, a hundred.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It's worth one's while, truly,&quot;
+thought Madame Lupot, &quot;to tire one's
+self to death receiving people, to be
+treated to such pretty compliments.&quot;</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="page378" id="page378" title="page378"></a>Her husband, in the meanwhile,
+continued his labours in pursuit of the
+rejected sandwiches.</p>
+
+<p>The big man in spectacles, who
+wondered that people could live in the
+Rue Grenetat, had no idea, nevertheless,
+of coming there for nothing. He
+has seated himself in an arm-chair in
+the middle of the room, and informs
+the company that he is going to repeat
+a few lines of his own to them.&mdash;The
+society seems by no means enchanted
+with the announcement, but forms itself
+in a circle, to listen to the poet.
+He coughs and spits, wipes his mouth,
+tales a pinch of snuff, sneezes, has
+the lamps raised, the doors shut, asks
+a tumbler of sugar and water, and
+passes his hand through his hair.
+After continuing these operations for
+some minutes, the literary man at last
+begins. He spouts his verses in a
+voice enough to break the glasses; before
+he has spoken a minute, he has
+presented a tremendous picture of
+crimes, and deaths, and scaffolds, sufficient
+to appal the stoutest hearts, when
+suddenly a great crash from the inner
+room attracts universal attention. It
+is the young Ascanius, who was trying
+to get a muffin on the top of a pile of
+dishes, and has upset the table, with
+muffin, and dishes, and all on his own
+head. M. Lupot runs off to ascertain
+the cause of the dreadful cries of his
+son; the company follow him, not a
+little rejoiced to find an excuse for
+hearing no more of the poem; and the
+poet, deprived in this way of an audience,
+gets up in a furious passion,
+takes his hat, and rushes from the
+room, exclaiming&mdash;&quot;It serves me
+right. How could I have been fool
+enough to recite good verses in the
+Rue Grenetat!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Ascanius is brought in and roars
+lustily, for two of the dishes have been
+broken on his nose; and as there is
+no chance now, either of poetry or
+music, the party have recourse to
+cards&mdash;for it is impossible to sit all night
+and do nothing.</p>
+
+<p>They make up a table at <i>bouillote</i>,
+and another at <i>ecart&eacute;</i>. M. Lupot
+takes his place at the latter. He is
+forced to cover all the bets when his
+side refuses; and M. Lupot, who
+never played higher than shilling
+stakes in his life, is horrified when they
+tell him&mdash;&quot;You must lay down fifteen
+francs to equal our stakes.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Fifteen francs!&quot; says M. Lupot,
+&quot;what is the meaning of all this?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It means, that you must make up
+the stakes of your side, to what we
+have put down on this. The master
+of the house is always expected to
+make up the difference.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>M. Lupot dare not refuse. He lays
+down his fifteen francs and loses them;
+next game the deficiency is twenty.
+In short, in less than half an hour, the
+ex-stationer loses ninety francs. His
+eyes start out of his head&mdash;he scarcely
+knows where he is; and to complete
+his misery, the opposite party, in lifting
+up the money they have won, upset
+one of the lamps he had borrowed
+from his neighbours, and smashed it
+into fifty pieces.</p>
+
+<p>At last the hour of separation comes.
+The good citizen has been anxious for
+it for a long time. All his gay company
+depart, without even wishing
+good-night to the host who has exerted
+himself so much for their entertainment.
+The family of the Lupots are
+left alone; Madame, overcome with
+fatigue, and vexed because her cap had
+been found fault with; Celanire, with
+tears in her eyes, because her music
+and Belisarius had been laughed at;
+and Ascanius sick and ill, because he
+has nearly burst himself with cakes and
+muffins; M. Lupot was, perhaps, the
+unhappiest of all, thinking of his ninety
+francs and the broken lamp. Old Annette
+gathered up the crumbs of the
+sandwiches, and muttered&mdash;&quot;Do they
+think people make English dishes to
+have them thrown into the corners of
+the room?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It's done,&quot; said M. Lupot; &quot;I
+shall give no more soir&eacute;es. I begin to
+think I was foolish in wishing to leave
+my own sphere. When people of the
+same class lark and joke each other,
+it's all very well; but when you meddle
+with your superiors, and they are
+uncivil, it hurts your feelings. Their
+mockery is an insult, and you don't
+get over it soon. My dear Celanire,
+I shall decidedly try to marry you to a
+stationer.&quot;</p>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+
+<a name="bw329s8" id="bw329s8"></a>
+<a class="pagenum" name="page379" id="page379" title="page379"></a>
+<h2>THE WORLD OF LONDON. SECOND SERIES. PART III.</h2>
+
+<h3>THE ARISTOCRACIES OF LONDON LIFE.</h3>
+
+<h3>OF GENTILITY-MONGERING.</h3>
+
+<p>The HEAVY SWELL was recorded in
+our last for the admiration and instruction
+of remote ages. When the nineteenth
+century shall be long out of date,
+and centuries in general out of their
+<i>teens</i>, posterity will revert to our delineation
+of the heavy swell with pleasure
+undiminished, through the long
+succession of ages yet to come; the
+macaroni, the fop, the dandy, will be
+forgotten, or remembered only in our
+graphic portraiture of the heavy swell.
+But the heavy swell is, after all, a
+harmless nobody. His curse, his besetting
+sin, his <i>monomania</i>, is vanity tinctured
+with pride: his weak point can
+hardly be called a crime, since it affects
+and injures nobody but himself, if, indeed,
+it can be said to injure him who
+glories in his vocation&mdash;who is the
+echo of a sound, the shadow of a shade.</p>
+
+<p>The GENTILITY-MONGERS, on the contrary,
+are positively noxious to society,
+as well particular as general. There
+is a twofold or threefold iniquity in
+their goings-on; they sin against society,
+their families, and themselves;
+the whole business of their lives is a
+perversion of the text of Scripture,
+which commandeth us, &quot;in whatever
+station we are, therewith to be content.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The gentility-monger is a family
+man, having a house somewhere in
+Marylebone, or Pancras parish. He is
+sometimes a man of independent fortune&mdash;how
+acquired, nobody knows;
+that is his secret, his mystery. He will
+let no one suppose that he has ever
+been in trade; because, when a man
+intends gentility-mongering, it must
+never be known that he has formerly
+carried on the tailoring, or the shipping,
+or the cheese-mongering, or the
+fish-mongering, or any other mongering
+than the gentility-mongering. His
+house is very stylishly furnished; that
+is to say, as unlike the house of a man
+of fashion as possible&mdash;the latter having
+only things the best of their kind, and
+for use; the former displaying every
+variety of extravagant gimcrackery,
+to impress you with a profound idea of
+combined wealth and taste, but which,
+to an educated eye and mind only, conveys
+a lively idea of ostentation. When
+you call upon a gentility-monger, a
+broad-shouldered, coarse, ungentlemanlike
+footman, in Aurora plushes,
+ushers you to a drawing-room, where,
+on tables round, and square, and hexagonal,
+are set forth jars, porcelain,
+china, and delft; shells, spars; stuffed
+parrots under bell-glasses; corals, minerals,
+and an infinity of trumpery,
+among which albums, great, small, and
+intermediate, must by no means be
+forgotten.</p>
+
+<p>The room is papered with some
+<i>splendacious</i> pattern in blue and gold;
+a chandelier of imposing gingerbread
+depends from the richly ornamented
+ceiling; every variety of ottoman,
+lounger, settee, is scattered about, so
+that to get a chair involves the right-of-search
+question; the bell-pulls are
+painted in Poonah; there is a Brussels
+carpet of flaming colours, curtains with
+massive fringes, bad pictures in gorgeous
+frames; prints, after Ross, of
+her Majesty and Prince Albert, of
+course; and mezzotints of the Duke of
+Wellington and Sir Robert Peel, for
+whom the gentility-monger has a profound
+respect, and of whom he talks
+with a familiarity showing that it is
+not <i>his</i> fault, at least, if these exalted
+personages do not admit him to the
+honour of their acquaintance.</p>
+
+<p>In fact, you see the drawing-room is
+not intended for sitting down in, and
+when the lady appears, you are inclined
+to believe she never sits down; at least
+the full-blown swell of that satin skirt
+seems never destined to the compression
+of a chair. The conversation is
+as usual&mdash;&quot;Have you read the morning
+paper?&quot;&mdash;meaning the Court Circular
+and fashionable intelligence; &quot;do you
+know whether the Queen is at Windsor
+or Claremont, and how long her Majesty
+intends to remain; whether town is
+fuller than it was, or not so full; when
+the next Almacks' ball takes place;
+whether you were at the last drawing-room,
+and which of the fair <i>debutantes</i>
+you most admire; whether Tamburini
+is to be denied us next year?&quot; with many
+<a class="pagenum" name="page380" id="page380" title="page380"></a>lamentations touching the possible defection,
+as if the migrations of an
+opera thrush were of the least consequence
+to any rational creature&mdash;of
+course you don't say so, but lament
+Tamburini as if he were your father;
+&quot;whether it is true that we are to have
+the two Fannies, Taglioni and Cerito,
+this season; and what a heaven of delight
+we shall experience from the united
+action of these twenty supernatural
+pettitoes.&quot; You needn't express yourself
+after this fashion, else you will
+shock miss, who lounges near you in
+an agony of affected rapture: you must
+sigh, shrug your shoulders, twirl your
+cane, and say &quot;divine&mdash;yes&mdash;hope it
+may be so&mdash;exquisite&mdash;<i>exquisite</i>.&quot; This
+naturally leads you to the last new
+songs, condescendingly exhibited to you
+by miss, if you are <i>somebody</i>, (if <i>nobody</i>,
+miss does not appear;) you are
+informed that &quot;<i>My heart is like a
+pickled salmon</i>&quot; is dedicated to the
+Duchess of Mundungus, and thereupon
+you are favoured with sundry passages
+(out of Debrett) upon the intermarriages,
+&amp;c., of that illustrious family;
+you are asked whether Bishop is the
+composer of &quot;<i>I saw her in a twinkling</i>,&quot;
+and whether the <i>minor</i> is not fine?
+Miss tells you she has transposed it
+from G to C, as suiting her voice better&mdash;whereupon
+mamma acquaints you,
+that a hundred and twenty guineas for
+a harp is moderate, she thinks; you
+think so too, taking that opportunity
+to admire the harp, saying that you
+saw one exactly like it at Lord (any
+Lord that strikes you) So-and-So's, in
+St James's Square. This produces an
+invitation to dinner; and with many
+lamentations on English weather, and
+an eulogium on the climate of Florence,
+you pay your parting compliments,
+and take your leave.</p>
+
+<p>At dinner you meet a claret-faced
+Irish absentee, whose good society is a
+good dinner, and who is too happy to
+be asked any where that a good dinner
+is to be had; a young silky clergyman,
+in black curled whiskers, and a
+white <i>choker</i>; one of the meaner fry
+of M.P.'s; a person who <i>calls himself</i> a
+foreign count; a claimant of a dormant
+peerage; a baronet of some sort, not
+above the professional; sundry propriety-faced
+people in yellow waistcoats,
+who say little, and whose social
+position you cannot well make out;
+half-a-dozen ladies of an uncertain age,
+dressed in grand style, with turbans of
+imposing <i>tournure</i>; and a young, diffident,
+equivocal-looking gent who sits
+at the bottom of the table, and whom
+you instinctively make out to be a
+family doctor, tutor, or nephew, with
+expectations. No young ladies, unless
+the young ladies of the family, appear
+at the dinner-parties of these gentility-mongers;
+because the motive of the
+entertainment is pride, not pleasure;
+and therefore prigs and frumps are in
+keeping, and young women with brains,
+or power of conversation, would only
+distract attention from the grand business
+of life, that is to say, dinner; besides,
+a seat at table here is an object,
+where the expense is great, and nobody
+is asked for his or her own sake, but
+for an object either of ostentation, interest,
+or vanity. Hospitality never
+enters into the composition of a gentility-monger:
+he gives a dinner, wine,
+and a shake of the hand, but does not
+know what the word <i>welcome</i> means:
+he says, now and then, to his wife
+&quot;My dear, I think we must give a
+dinner;&quot; a dinner is accordingly determined
+on, cards issued three weeks
+in advance, that you may be premeditatedly
+dull; the dinner is gorgeous to
+repletion, that conversation may be
+kept as stagnant as possible. Of those
+happy surprize invitations&mdash;those unexpected
+extemporaneous dinners, that
+as they come without thinking or
+expectation, so go off with <i>eclat</i>, and
+leave behind the memory of a cheerful
+evening&mdash;he has no idea; a man of
+fashion, whose place is fixed, and who
+has only himself to please, will ask
+you to a slice of crimped cod and a
+hash of mutton, without ceremony;
+and when he puts a cool bottle on the
+table, after a dinner that he and his
+friend have really enjoyed, will never
+so much as apologize with, &quot;my dear
+sir, I fear you have had a wretched
+dinner,&quot; or &quot;I wish I had known: I
+should have had something better.&quot;
+This affected depreciation of his hospitality
+he leaves to the gentility-monger,
+who will insist on cramming you with
+fish, flesh, and fowls, till you are like
+to burst; and then, by way of apology,
+get his guests to pay the reckoning in
+plethoric laudation of his mountains
+of victual.</p>
+
+<p>If you wait in the drawing-room,
+kicking your heels for an hour after
+the appointed time, although you arrived
+to a <i>minute</i>, as every Christian
+does, you may be sure that somebody
+<a class="pagenum" name="page381" id="page381" title="page381"></a>who patronizes the gentility-monger,
+probably the Honourable Mr Sniftky,
+is expected, and has not come. It is
+vain for you to attempt to talk to your
+host, hostess, or miss, who are absorbed,
+body and soul, in expectation of Honourable
+Sniftky; the propriety-faced
+people in the yellow waistcoats attitudinize
+in groups about the room,
+putting one pump out, drawing the
+other in, inserting the thumb gracefully
+in the arm-hole of the yellow
+waistcoats, and talking <i>icicles</i>; the
+young fellows play with a sprig of lily-of-the-valley
+in a button-hole&mdash;admire
+a flowing portrait of miss, asking one
+another if it is not very like&mdash;or hang
+over the back of a chair of one of the
+turbaned ladies, who gives good evening
+parties; the host receives a great many
+compliments upon one thing and
+another, from some of the professed
+diners-out, who take every opportunity
+of paying for their dinner beforehand;
+every body freezes with the chilling
+sensation of dinner deferred, and
+&quot;curses, not loud but deep,&quot; are imprecated
+on the Honourable Sniftky.
+At last, a prolonged <i>rat-tat-tat</i> announces
+the arrival of the noble beast,
+the lion of the evening; the Honourable
+Sniftky, who is a junior clerk in
+the Foreign Office, is announced by
+the footman out of livery, (for the day,)
+and announces himself a minute after:
+he comes in a long-tailed coat and
+boots, to show his contempt for his
+entertainers, and mouths a sort of apology
+for keeping his betters waiting,
+which is received by the gentility-monger,
+his lady, and miss, with nods,
+and becks, and wreathed smiles of unqualified
+admiration and respect.</p>
+
+<p>As the order of precedence at the
+house of a gentility-monger is not
+strictly understood, the host desires
+Honourable Sniftky to take down miss;
+and calling out the names of the other
+guests, like muster-master of the
+guards, pairs them, and sends them
+down to the dining-room, where you
+find the nephew, or family doctor, (or
+whatever he is,) who has inspected the
+arrangement of the table, already in
+waiting.</p>
+
+<p>You take your place, not without
+that excess of ceremony that distinguishes
+the table of a gentility-monger;
+the Honourable Sniftky, <i>ex-officio</i>,
+takes his place between mamma
+and miss, glancing vacancy round the
+table, lest any body should think himself
+especially honoured by a fixed
+stare; covers are removed by the mob
+of occasional waiters in attendance,
+and white soup and brown soup, thick
+and heavy as judges of assize, go circuit.</p>
+
+<p>Then comes hobnobbing, with an
+interlocutory dissertation upon a <i>plateau,
+candelabrum</i>, or some other superfluous
+machine, in the centre of the
+table. One of the professed diners-out,
+discovers for the twentieth time an
+inscription in dead silver on the pedestal,
+and enquires with well-affected
+ignorance whether that is a <i>present</i>;
+the gentility-monger asks the diner-out
+to wine, as he deserves, then enters
+into a long apologetical self-laudation
+of his exertions in behalf of the CANNIBAL
+ISLANDS, ABORIGINES, PROTECTION,
+AND BRITISH SUBJECT TRANSPORTATION
+SOCIETY, (some emigration
+crimping scheme, in short,) in which
+his humble efforts to diffuse civilization
+and promote Christianity, however unworthy,
+(&quot;No, no!&quot; from the diner-out,)
+gained the esteem of his fellow-labourers,
+and the approbation of his
+own con&mdash;&mdash;&quot;Shall I send you some
+fish, sir?&quot; says the man at the foot of
+the table, addressing himself to the
+Honourable Sniftky, and cutting short
+the oration.</p>
+
+<p>A monstrous salmon and a huge
+turbot are now dispensed to the hungry
+multitude; the gentility-monger
+has no idea that the biggest turbot is
+not the best; he knows it is the <i>dearest</i>,
+and that is enough for him; he
+would have his dishes like his cashbook,
+to show at a glance how much
+he has at his banker's. When the
+flesh of the guests has been sufficiently
+fishified, there is an <i>interregnum</i>, filled
+up with another circuit of wine, until
+the arrival of the <i>pi&egrave;ces de resistance</i>,
+the imitations of made dishes, and
+the usual <i>etceteras</i>. The conversation,
+meanwhile, is carried on in a <i>staccato</i>
+style; a touch here, a hit there, a miss
+almost every where; the Honourable
+Sniftky turning the head of mamma
+with affected compliments, and hobnobbing
+to himself without intermission.
+After a sufficiently tedious interval,
+the long succession of wasteful
+extravagance is cleared away with the
+upper tablecloth; the dowagers, at a
+look from our hostess, rise with dignity
+and decorously retire, miss modestly
+bringing up the rear&mdash;the man at the
+foot of the table with the handle of the
+<a class="pagenum" name="page382" id="page382" title="page382"></a>door in one hand, and a napkin in the
+other, bowing them out.</p>
+
+<p>Now the host sings out to the Honourable
+Sniftky to draw his chair
+closer and be jovial, as if people, after
+an oppressively expensive dinner, can
+be jovial <i>to order</i>. The wine goes
+round, and laudations go with it; the
+professed diners-out enquire the
+vintage; the Honourable Mr Sniftky intrenches
+himself behind a rampart of
+fruit dishes, speaking only when he is
+spoken to, and glancing inquisitively
+at the several speakers, as much as to
+say, &quot;What a fellow you are, to talk;&quot;
+the host essays a <i>bon-mot</i>, or tells a
+story bordering on the <i>ideal</i>, which he
+thinks is fashionable, and shows that
+he knows life; the Honourable Sniftky
+drinks claret from a beer-glass, and
+after the third bottle affects to discover
+his mistake, wondering what he
+could be thinking of; this produces
+much laughter from all save the professed
+diners-out, who dare not take
+such a liberty, and is <i>the</i> jest of the
+evening.</p>
+
+<p>When the drinkers, drinkables, and
+talk are quite exhausted, the noise of a
+piano recalls to our bewildered
+recollections the ladies, and we drink their
+healths: the Honourable Sniftky, pretending
+that it is foreign-post night at
+the Foreign Office, walks off without
+even a bow to the assembled diners, the
+gentility-monger following him submissively
+to the door; then returning,
+tells us that he's sorry Sniftky's gone,
+he's such a good-natured fellow, while
+the gentleman so characterized gets
+into his cab, drives to his club, and
+excites the commiseration of every
+body there, by relating how he was
+bored with an old <i>ruffian</i>, who insisted
+upon his (Sniftky's) going to dinner
+in Bryanston Square; at which there
+are many &quot;Oh's!&quot; and &quot;Ah's!&quot; and
+&quot;what could you expect?&mdash;Bryanston
+Square!&mdash;served you right.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>In the mean time, the guests, relieved
+of the presence of the Honourable
+Sniftky, are rather more at their ease;
+a baronet (who was lord mayor, or
+something of that sort) waxes jocular,
+and gives decided indications of
+something like &quot;how came you so;&quot;
+the man at the foot of the table contradicts
+one of the diners-out, and is
+contradicted in turn by the baronet;
+the foreign count is in deep conversation
+with a hard-featured man, supposed
+to be a stockjobber; the clergyman
+extols the labours of the host in
+the matter of the Cannibal Islands'
+Aborigines Protection Society, in which
+his reverence takes an interest; the
+claimant of the dormant peerage retails
+his pedigree, pulling to pieces the
+attorney-general, who has expressed
+an opinion hostile to his pretensions.</p>
+
+<p>In the mean time, the piano is joined
+by a harp, in musical solicitation of
+the company to join the ladies in the
+drawing-room; they do so, looking
+flushed and plethoric, sink into easy-chairs,
+sip tea, the younger beaux turning
+over, with miss, Books of Beauty
+and Keepsakes: at eleven, coaches and
+cabs arrive, you take formal leave, expressing
+with a melancholy countenance
+your sense of the delightfulness
+of the evening, get to your chambers,
+and forget, over a broiled bone and a
+bottle of Dublin stout, in what an infernal,
+prosy, thankless, stone-faced,
+yellow-waistcoated, unsympathizing,
+unintellectual, selfish, stupid set you
+have been condemned to pass an afternoon,
+assisting, at the ostentatious exhibition
+of vulgar wealth, where gulosity
+has been unrelieved by one single
+sally of wit, humour, good-nature,
+humanity, or charity; where you come
+without a welcome, and leave without
+a friend.</p>
+
+<p>The whole art of the gentility-mongers
+of all sorts in London, and
+<i>&agrave; fortiori</i> of their wives and families, is
+to lay a tax upon social intercourse
+as nearly as possible amounting to a
+prohibition; their dinners are criminally
+wasteful, and sinfully extravagant
+to this end; to this end they
+insist on making <i>price</i> the test of what
+they are pleased to consider <i>select society</i>
+in their own sets, and they consequently
+cannot have a dance without
+guinea tickets nor a <i>pic-nic</i> without
+dozens of champagne. This shows
+their native ignorance and vulgarity
+more than enough; genteel people go
+upon a plan directly contrary, not
+merely enjoying themselves, but enjoying
+themselves without extravagance
+or waste: in this respect the gentility-mongers
+would do well to imitate
+people of fashion.</p>
+
+<p>The exertions a gentility-monger
+will make, to rub his skirts against
+people above him; the humiliations,
+mortifications, snubbing, he will submit
+to, are almost incredible. One
+would hardly believe that a retired
+tradesman, of immense wealth, and
+<a class="pagenum" name="page383" id="page383" title="page383"></a>enjoying all the respect that immense
+wealth will secure, should actually
+offer large sums of money to a lady of
+fashion, as an inducement to procure
+for him cards of invitation to her <i>set</i>,
+which he stated was the great object
+of his existence. Instead of being indignant
+at his presumption, the lady
+in question, pitying the poor man's
+folly, attempted to reason with him,
+assuring him with great truth that
+whatever might be his wealth, his
+power or desire of pleasing, he would
+be rendered unhappy and ridiculous,
+by the mere dint of pretension to a
+circle to which he had no legitimate
+claim, and advising him, as a friend,
+to attempt some more laudable and
+satisfactory ambition.</p>
+
+<p>All this good advice was, however,
+thrown away; our gentility-monger
+persevered, contriving somehow to
+gain a passport to some of the <i>outer</i>
+circles of fashionable life; was ridiculed,
+laughed at, and honoured with
+the <i>soubriquet</i> (he was a pianoforte
+maker) of the <i>Semi-Grand</i>!</p>
+
+<p>We know another instance, where
+two young men, engaged in trade in
+the city, took a splendid mansion at
+the West End, furnished it sumptuously,
+got some desperate knight or
+baronet's widow to give parties at
+their house, inviting whomsoever she
+thought proper, at their joint expense.
+It is unnecessary to say, the poor fellows
+succeeded in getting into good
+society, not indeed in the <i>Court Circular</i>,
+but in the&mdash;<i>Gazette</i>.</p>
+
+<p>There is another class of gentility-mongers
+more to be pitied than the
+last; those, namely, who are endeavouring
+to &quot;make a connexion,&quot; as the
+phrase is, by which they may gain advancement
+in their professions, and are
+continually on the look-out for introductions
+to persons of quality, their
+hangers-on and dependents. There is
+too much of this sort of thing among
+medical men in London, the family
+nature of whose profession renders
+connexion, private partiality, and personal
+favour, more essential to them
+than to others. The lawyer, for example,
+need not be a gentility-monger;
+he has only to get round attorneys, for
+the opportunity to show what he can
+do, when he has done this, in which a
+little toadying, &quot;<i>on the sly</i>,&quot; is necessary&mdash;all
+the rest is easy. The court
+and the public are his judges; his
+powers are at once appreciable, his
+talent can be calculated, like the money
+in his pocket; he can now go on
+straight forward, without valuing the
+individual preference or aversion of
+any body.</p>
+
+<p>But a profession where men make
+way through the whisperings of women,
+and an inexhaustible variety of
+<i>sotto voce</i> contrivances, must needs
+have a tendency to create a subserviency
+of spirit and of manner, which
+naturally directs itself into gentility-mongering:
+where realities, such as
+medical experience, reading, and skill,
+are remotely, or not at all, appreciable,
+we must take up with appearances;
+and of all appearances, the appearance
+of proximity to people of fashion is the
+most taking and seductive to people
+<i>not</i> of fashion. It is for this reason that
+a rising physician, if he happen to have
+a lord upon his sick or visiting list,
+never has done telling his plebeian patients
+the particulars of his noble case,
+which they swallow like almond milk,
+finding it an excellent <i>placebo</i>.</p>
+
+<p>As it is the interest of a gentility-monger,
+and his constant practice, to
+be attended by a fashionable physician,
+in order that he may be enabled continually
+to talk of what Sir Henry
+thinks of this, and how Sir Henry objects
+to that, and the opinion of Sir
+Henry upon t'other, so it is the business
+of the struggling doctor to be
+a gentility-monger, with the better
+chance of becoming one day or other
+a fashionable physician. Acting on
+this principle, the poor man must necessarily
+have a house in a professional
+neighbourhood, which usually abuts
+upon a neighbourhood fashionable or
+exclusive; he must hire a carriage by
+the month, and be for ever stepping in
+and out of it, at his own door, keeping
+it purposely bespattered with mud to
+show the extent of his visiting acquaintance;
+he must give dinners to people
+&quot;who <i>may</i> be useful,&quot; and be continually
+on the look-out for those lucky
+accidents which have made the fortunes,
+and, as a matter of course, the
+<i>merit</i>, of so many professional men.</p>
+
+<p>He becomes a Fellow of the Royal
+Society, which gives him the chance
+of conversing with a lord, and the right
+of entering a lord's (the president's)
+house, which is turned into sandwich-shop
+four times a-year for his
+reception; this, being the nearest approach
+<a class="pagenum" name="page384" id="page384" title="page384"></a>he makes to acquaintance with
+great personages, he values with the importance
+it deserves.</p>
+
+<p>His servants, with famine legibly
+written on their bones, are assiduous
+and civil; his wife, though half-starved,
+is very genteel, and at her dinner parties
+burns candle-ends from the palace.<a name="footnotetag48" id="footnotetag48"></a><a href="#footnote48"><sup>48</sup></a></p>
+
+<p>If you pay her a morning visit, you
+will have some such conversation as
+follows.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Pray, Mr &mdash;&mdash;, is there any news
+to-day?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Great distress, I understand,
+throughout the country.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Indeed&mdash;the old story, shocking&mdash;very.&mdash;Pray,
+have you heard the delightful
+news? The Princess-Royal
+has actually cut a tooth!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Indeed?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes, I assure you; and the sweet
+little royal love of a martyr has borne
+it like a hero.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Positively?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Positively, I assure you; Doctor
+Tryiton has just returned from a consultation
+with his friend Sir Henry,
+upon a particularly difficult case&mdash;Lord
+Scruffskin&mdash;case of elephantiasis
+I think they call it, and tells me that
+Sir Henry has arrives express from
+Windsor with the news.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Indeed!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Do you think, Mr &mdash;&mdash;, there will
+be a general illumination?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Really, madam, I cannot say.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;<i>There ought to be</i>, [with emphasis.]
+You must know, Mr &mdash;&mdash;, Dr
+Tryiton has forwarded to a high quarter
+a beautifully bound copy of his
+work on ulcerated sore throat; he says
+there is a great analogy between ulcers
+of the throat and den&mdash;den&mdash;den&mdash;something,
+I don't know what&mdash;teething,
+in short. If nothing comes of it,
+Dr Tryiton, thank Heaven, can do without
+it; but you know, Mr &mdash;&mdash;, it may,
+on a future occasion, be <i>useful to our
+family</i>.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>If there is, in the great world of
+London, one thing more spirit-sinking
+than another, it is to see men condemned,
+by the necessities of an overcrowded
+profession, to sink to the
+meannesses of pretension for a desperate
+accident by which they may insure
+success. When one has had an
+opportunity of being behind the scenes,
+and knowing what petty shifts, what
+poor expedients of living, what anxiety of
+mind, are at the bottom of all this
+empty show, one will not longer marvel
+that many born for better things should
+sink under the difficulties of their position,
+or that the newspapers so continually
+set forth the miserably unprovided
+for condition in which they so
+often are compelled to leave their families.
+To dissipate the melancholy
+that always oppresses us when constrained
+to behold the ridiculous antics
+of the gentility-mongers, which we
+chronicle only to endeavour at a reformation&mdash;let
+us contrast the hospitality
+of those who, with wiser ambition,
+keep themselves, as the saying
+is, &quot;<i>to themselves</i>;&quot; and, as a bright
+example, let us recollect our old friend
+Joe Stimpson.</p>
+
+<p>Joe Stimpson is a tanner and leather-seller
+in Bermondsey, the architect of
+his own fortune, which he has raised
+to the respectable elevation of somewhere
+about a quarter of a million
+sterling. He is now in his seventy-second
+year, has a handsome house,
+without and pretension, overlooking
+his tanyard. He has a joke upon
+prospects, calling you to look from the
+drawing-room window at his tanpits,
+asking you if you ever saw any thing
+like that at the west end of the town;
+replying in the negative, Joe, chuckling,
+observes that it is the finest prospect <i>he</i>
+ever saw in his life, and although he
+has been admiring it for half a century,
+he has not done admiring it yet.
+Joe's capacity for the humorous may
+be judged of by this specimen; but in
+attention to business few can surpass
+him, while his hospitality can command
+a wit whenever he chooses to angle for
+one with a good dinner. He has a
+wife, a venerable old smiling lady in
+black silk, neat cap, and polished shoes;
+three daughters, unmarried; and a
+couple of sons, brought up, after the
+London fashion, to inherit their father's
+business, or, we might rather say,
+<i>estate</i>.</p>
+
+<p>Why the three Miss Stimpsons remain
+<a class="pagenum" name="page385" id="page385" title="page385"></a>unmarried, we cannot say, nor
+would it be decorous to enquire; but
+hearing them drop a hint now and then
+about visits, &quot;a considerable time ago,&quot;
+to Brighthelmstone and Bath, we are
+led, however reluctantly in the case of
+ladies <i>now</i> evangelical, to conclude,
+their attention has formerly been directed
+to gentility-mongering at these
+places of fashionable resort; the tanyard
+acting as a repellent to husbands
+of a social position superior to their
+own, and their great fortunes operating
+in deterring worthy persons of their
+own station from addressing them; or
+being the means of inducing them to
+be too prompt with refusals, these
+amiable middle-aged young ladies are
+now &quot;on hands,&quot; paying the penalty
+of one of the many curses that pride
+of wealth brings in its train. At present,
+however, their &quot;affections are set
+on things above;&quot; and, without meaning
+any thing disrespectful to my
+friend Joe Stimpson, Sarah, Harriet,
+and Susan Stimpson are certainly the
+three least agreeable members of the
+family. The sons are, like all other
+sons in the houses of their fathers,
+steady, business-like, unhappy, and
+dull; they look like fledged birds in
+the nest of the old ones, out of place;
+neither servants nor masters, their
+social position is somewhat equivocal,
+and having lived all their lives in the
+house of their father, seeing as he sees,
+thinking as he thinks, they can hardly
+be expected to appear more than a
+brace of immature Joe Stimpsons.
+They are not, it is true, tainted with
+much of the world's wickedness, neither
+have they its self-sustaining trials,
+its hopes, its fears, its honest struggles,
+or that experience which is gathered
+only by men who quit, when
+they can quit it, the petticoat string,
+and the paternal despotism of even a
+happy home. As for the old couple,
+time, although silvering the temples
+and furrowing the front, is hardly seen
+to lay his heavy hand upon the shoulder
+of either, much less to put his
+finger on eyes, ears, or lips&mdash;the two
+first being yet as &quot;wide awake,&quot; and
+the last as open to a joke, or any other
+good thing, as ever they were; in sooth,
+it is no unpleasing sight to see this
+jolly old couple with nearly three half
+centuries to answer for, their affection
+unimpaired, faculties unclouded, and
+temper undisturbed by the near approach,
+beyond hope of respite, of that
+stealthy foe whose assured advent
+strikes terror to us all. Joe Stimpson,
+if he thinks of death at all, thinks of
+him as a pitiful rascal, to be kicked
+down stairs by the family physician;
+the Bible of the old lady is seldom far
+from her hand, and its consolations
+are cheering, calming, and assuring.
+The peevish fretfulness of age has nothing
+in common with man or wife,
+unless when Joe, exasperated with his
+evangelical daughters' continual absence
+at the class-meetings, and love-feasts,
+and prayer-meetings, somewhat
+indignantly complains, that &quot;so long as
+they can get to heaven, they don't care
+who goes to &mdash;&mdash;,&quot; a place that Virgil
+and Tasso have taken much pains in
+describing, but which the old gentleman
+sufficiently indicates by one emphatic
+monosyllable.</p>
+
+<p>Joe is a liberal-minded man, hates
+cant and humbug, and has no prejudices&mdash;hating
+the French he will not acknowledge
+is a prejudice, but considers
+the bounden duty of an Englishman;
+and, though fierce enough upon other
+subjects of taxation, thinks no price
+too high for drubbing them. He was
+once prevailed upon to attempt a journey
+to Paris; but having got to Calais,
+insisted upon returning by the next
+packet, swearing it was a shabby concern,
+and he had seen enough of it.</p>
+
+<p>He takes in the <i>Gentleman's Magazine,</i>
+because his father did it before
+him&mdash;but he never reads it; he takes
+pride in a corpulent dog, which is ever
+at his heels; he is afflicted with face-ache,
+and swears at any body who
+calls it <i>tic-douloureux.</i></p>
+
+<p>When you go to dine with him, you
+are met at the door by a rosy-checked
+lass, with ribands in her cap, who smiles
+a hearty welcome, and assures you,
+though an utter stranger, of the character
+of the house and its owner. You
+are conducted to the drawing-room,
+a plain, substantial, <i>honest</i>-looking
+apartment; there you find the old
+couple, and are received with a warmth
+that gives assurance of the nearest approach
+to what is understood by <i>home</i>.
+The sons, released from business, arrive,
+shake you heartily by the hand,
+and are really glad to see you; of the
+daughters we say nothing, as there is
+nothing in <i>them</i>.</p>
+
+<p>The other guests of the day come
+dropping in&mdash;all straightforward, business-like,
+free, frank-hearted fellows&mdash;aristocrats
+of wealth, the best, because
+<a class="pagenum" name="page386" id="page386" title="page386"></a>the <i>unpretending</i>, of their class; they
+come, too, <i>before</i> their time, for they
+know their man, and that Joe Stimpson
+keeps nobody waiting for nobody.
+When the clock&mdash;for here is no <i>gong</i>&mdash;strikes
+five, you descend to dinner;
+plain, plentiful, good, and well dressed;
+no tedious course, with long intervals
+between; no oppressive <i>set-out</i> of superfluous
+plate, and what, perhaps, is
+not the least agreeable accessory, no
+piebald footmen hanging over your
+chair, whisking away your plate before
+you have done with it, and watching
+every bit you put into your mouth.</p>
+
+<p>Your cherry-cheeked friend and another,
+both in the family from childhood,
+(another good sign of the house,)
+and looking as if they really were glad&mdash;and
+so they are&mdash;to have an opportunity
+of obliging you, do the servitorial offices
+of the table; you are sure of a glass
+of old sherry, and you may call for
+strong beer, or old port, with your
+cheese&mdash;or, if a Scotchman, for a dram&mdash;without
+any other remark than an invitation
+to &quot;try it again, and make
+yourself comfortable.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>After dinner, you are invited, as a
+young man, to smoke a cigar with the
+&quot;boys,&quot; as Joe persists in calling
+them. You ascend to a bed-room, and
+are requested to keep your head out o'
+window while smoking, lest the &quot;Governor&quot;
+should snuff the fumes when
+he comes up stairs to bed: while you
+are &quot;craning&quot; your neck, the cherry-cheeked
+lass enters with brandy and
+water, and you are as merry and easy
+as possible. The rest of the evening
+passes away in the same unrestrained
+interchange of friendly courtesy; nor
+are you permitted to take your leave
+without a promise to dine on the next
+Sunday or holiday&mdash;Mrs Stimpson
+rating you for not coming last Easter
+Sunday, and declaring she cannot think
+&quot;why young men should mope by
+themselves, when she is always happy
+to see them.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Honour to Joe Stimpson and his
+missus! They have the true <i>ring</i> of
+the ancient coin of hospitality; none
+of your hollow-sounding <i>raps</i>: they
+know they have what I want, <i>a home</i>,
+and they will not allow me, at their
+board, to know that I want one: they
+compassionate a lonely, isolated man,
+and are ready to share with him the
+hearty cheer and unaffected friendliness
+of their English fireside: they
+know that they can get nothing by
+me, nor do they ever dream of an
+acknowledgment for their kindness;
+but I owe them for many a social day
+redeemed from cheerless solitude;
+many an hour of strenuous labour do
+I owe to the relaxation of the old wainscotted
+dining-room at Bermondsey.</p>
+
+<p>Honour to Joe Stimpson, and to all
+who are satisfied with their station,
+happy in their home, have no repinings
+after empty sounds of rank and shows
+of life; and who extend the hand of
+friendly fellowship to the homeless,
+<i>because they have no home</i>!</p>
+
+<h3>THE ARISTOCRACY OF TALENT.</h3>
+
+<div class="blkquot"><p>&quot;There is a quantity of talent latent among men, ever rising to the level of the great occasions
+that call it forth.&quot;</p></div>
+
+<p>This illustration, borrowed by Sir
+James Mackintosh from chemical science,
+and so happily applied, may serve
+to indicate the undoubted truth, that
+talent is a <i>growth</i> as much as a <i>gift</i>;
+that circumstances call out and develop
+its latent powers; that as soil,
+flung upon the surface from the uttermost
+penetrable depths of earth, will
+be found to contain long-dormant
+germs of vegetable life, so the mind of
+man, acted upon by circumstances,
+will ever be found equal to a certain
+sum of production&mdash;the amount of
+which will be chiefly determined by
+the force and direction of the external
+influence which first set it in motion.</p>
+
+<p>The more we reflect upon this important
+subject, we shall find the more,
+that external circumstances have an
+influence upon intellect, increasing in
+an accumulating ratio; that the political
+institutions of various countries
+have their fluctuating and contradictory
+influences; that example controls
+in a great degree intellectual production,
+causing after-growths, as it were,
+of the first luxuriant crop of masterminds,
+and giving a character and
+individuality to habits of thought and
+modes of expression; in brief, that
+great occasions will have great instruments,
+and there never was yet a noted
+time that had not noted men. Dull,
+jog-trot, money-making, commercial
+times will make, if they do not find,
+<a class="pagenum" name="page387" id="page387" title="page387"></a>dull, jog-trot, money-making, commercial
+men: in times when ostentation
+and expense are the measures of respect,
+when men live rather for the
+world's opinion than their own, poverty
+becomes not only the evil but
+the shame, not only the curse but the
+disgrace, and will be shunned by every
+man as a pestilence; every one will
+fling away immortality, to avoid it;
+will sink, as far as he can, his art in
+his trade; and <i>he</i> will be the greatest
+genius who can turn most money.</p>
+
+<p>It may be urged that true genius
+has the power not only to <i>take</i> opportunities,
+but to make them: true, it
+may make such opportunities as the
+time in which it lives affords; but
+these opportunities will be great or
+small, noble or ignoble, as the time is
+eventful or otherwise. All depends
+upon the time, and you might as well
+have expected a Low Dutch epic poet
+in the time of the great herring fishery,
+as a Napoleon, a Demosthenes, a Cicero
+in this, by some called the nineteenth,
+but which we take leave to designate
+the &quot;<i>dot-and-carry-one</i>&quot; century. If
+a Napoleon were to arise at any corner
+of any London street, not five seconds
+would elapse until he would be
+&quot;<i>hooked</i>&quot; off to the station-house by
+Superintendent DOGSNOSE of the D
+division, with an exulting mob of men
+and boys hooting at his heels: if
+Demosthenes or Cicero, disguised as
+Chartist orators, mounting a tub at
+Deptford, were to Philippicize, or
+entertain this motley auditory with
+speeches against Catiline or Verres,
+straightway the Superintendent of
+the X division, with a <i>posse</i> of constables
+at his heels, dismounts the
+patriot orator from his tub, and hands
+him over to a plain-spoken business-like
+justice of the peace, who regards
+an itinerant Cicero in the same unsympathizing
+point of view with any
+other vagabond.</p>
+
+<p>What is become of the eloquence of
+the bar? Why is it that flowery
+orators find no grist coming to their
+mills? How came it that, at Westminster
+Hall, Charles Philips missed
+his market? What is the reason, that
+if you step into the Queen's Bench, or
+Common Pleas, or Exchequer, you
+will hear no such thing as a speech&mdash;behold
+no such animal as an orator&mdash;only
+a shrewd, plain, hard-working,
+steady man, called an attorney-general,
+or a sergeant, or a leading counsel,
+quietly talking over a matter of law
+with the judge, or a matter of fact
+with the jury, like men of business as
+they are, and shunning, as they would
+a rattlesnake, all clap-trap arguments,
+figures, flowers, and the obsolete embroidery
+of rhetoric?</p>
+
+<p>The days of romantic eloquence are
+fled&mdash;the great constitutional questions
+that called forth &quot;thoughts that
+breathe, and words that burn,&quot; from
+men like Erskine, are <i>determined</i>.
+Would you have men oratorical over
+a bottomry bond, Demosthenic about
+an action of trespass on the case, or a
+rule to compute?</p>
+
+<p>To be sure, when Follett practised
+before committees of the House of
+Commons, and, by chance, any question
+involving points of interest and
+difficulty in Parliamentary law and
+practice came before the Court, there
+was something worth hearing: the
+<i>opportunity</i> drew out the <i>man</i>, and the
+<i>orator</i> stepped before the <i>advocate</i>.
+Even now, sometimes, it is quite refreshing
+to get a topic in these Courts
+worthy of Austin, and Austin working
+at it. But no man need go to look for
+orators in our ordinary courts of law;
+judgment, patience, reading, and that
+rare compound of qualities known and
+appreciated by the name of <i>tact</i>, tell
+with judges, and influence juries; the
+days of <i>palaver</i> are gone, and the talking
+heroes extinguished for ever.</p>
+
+<p>All this is well known in London;
+but the three or four millions (it may
+be <i>five</i>) of great men, philosophers,
+poets, orators, patriots, and the like, in
+the rural districts, require to be informed
+of this our declension from the
+heroics, in order to appreciate, or at
+least to understand, the modesty, sobriety,
+business-like character, and division
+of labour, in the vast amount of
+talent abounding in every department
+of life in London.</p>
+
+<p>London overflows with talent. You
+may compare it, for the purpose of
+illustration, to one of George Robins'
+patent filters, into which pours turbid
+torrents of Thames water, its sediment,
+mud, dirt, weeds, and rottenness;
+straining through the various <i>strata</i>,
+its grosser particles are arrested in
+their course, and nothing that is not
+pure, transparent, and limpid is transmitted.
+In the great filter of London
+life, conceit, pretension, small provincial
+abilities, <i>pseudo</i>-talent, <i>soi-disant</i>
+intellect, are tried, rejected, and flung
+<a class="pagenum" name="page388" id="page388" title="page388"></a>out again. True genius is tested by
+judgment, fastidiousness, emulation, difficulty,
+privation; and, passing through
+many ordeals, persevering, makes its
+way through all; and at length, in the
+fulness of time, flows forth, in acknowledged
+purity and refinement, upon the
+town.</p>
+
+<p>There is a perpetual onward, upward
+tendency in the talent, both high and
+low, mechanical and intellectual, that
+abounds in London:</p>
+
+<div class="blkquot"><p>&quot;Emulation hath a thousand sons,&quot;</p></div>
+
+<p>who are ever and always following fast
+upon your heels. There is no time to
+dawdle or linger on the road, no
+&quot;stop and go on again:&quot; if you but
+step aside to fasten your shoe-tie, your
+place is occupied&mdash;you are edged off,
+pushed out of the main current, and
+condemned to circle slowly in the lazy
+eddy of some complimenting clique.
+Thousands are to be found, anxious
+and able to take your place; while
+hardly one misses you, or turns his
+head to look after you should you lose
+your own: you <i>live</i> but while you
+<i>labour</i>, and are no longer remembered
+than while you are reluctant to repose.</p>
+
+<p>Talent of all kinds brings forth
+perfect fruits, only when concentrated
+upon one object: no matter how versatile
+men may be, mankind has a wise
+and salutary prejudice against diffused
+talent; for although <i>knowledge</i> diffused
+immortalizes itself, diffused <i>talent</i> is
+but a shallow pool, glittering in the
+noonday sun, and soon evaporated;
+<i>concentrated</i>, it is a well, from whose
+depths perpetually may we draw the
+limpid waters. Therefore is the talent
+of London concentrated, and the division
+of labour minute. When we talk
+of a lawyer, a doctor, a man of letters,
+in a provincial place, we recognize at
+once a man who embraces all that his
+opportunities present him with, in
+whatever department of his profession.
+The lawyer is, at one and the same
+time, advocate, chamber counsel, conveyancer,
+pleader; the doctor an accoucheur,
+apothecary, physician, surgeon,
+dentist, or at least, in a greater
+or less degree, unites in his own person,
+these&mdash;in London, distinct and separate&mdash;professions,
+according as his
+sphere of action is narrow or extended;
+the country journalist is sometimes proprietor,
+editor, sub-editor, traveller, and
+canvasser, or two or more of these
+heterogeneous and incompatible avocations.
+The result is, an obvious,
+appreciable, and long-established superiority
+in that product which is the
+result of minutely divided labour.</p>
+
+<p>The manufacture of a London watch
+or piano will employ, each, at least
+twenty trades, exclusive of the preparers,
+importers, and venders of the
+raw material used in these articles;
+every one of these tradesmen shall be
+nay, <i>must</i> be, the best of their class, or
+at least the best that can be obtained;
+and for this purpose, the inducements
+of high wages are held out to workmen
+generally, and their competition
+for employment enables the manufacturer
+to secure the most skilful. It
+is just the same with a broken-down
+constitution, or a lawsuit: the former
+shall be placed under the care of a
+lung-doctor, a liver-doctor, a heart-doctor,
+a dropsy-doctor, or whatever
+other doctor is supposed best able to
+understand the case; each of these
+doctors shall have read lectures and
+published books, and made himself
+known for his study and exclusive attention
+to one of the &quot;thousand ills
+that flesh is heir to:&quot; the latter shall
+go through the hands of dozens of
+men skilful in that branch of the law
+connected with the particular injury.
+So it is with every thing else of production,
+mechanical or intellectual, or
+both, that London affords: the extent
+of the market permits the minute division
+of labour, and the minute division
+of labour reacts upon the market,
+raising the price of its produce, and
+branding it with the signs of a legitimate
+superiority.</p>
+
+<p>Hence the superior intelligence of
+working men, of all classes, high and
+low, in the World of London; hence
+that striving after excellence, that
+never-ceasing tendency to advance in
+whatever they are engaged in, that so
+distinguishes the people of this wonderful
+place; hence the improvements
+of to-day superseded by the improvements
+of to-morrow; hence speculation,
+enterprize, unknown to the inhabitants
+of less extended spheres of
+action.</p>
+
+<p>Competition, emulation, and high
+wages give us an aristocracy of talent,
+genius, skill, <i>tact</i>, or whatever you like
+to call it; but you are by no means to
+understand that any of these aristocracies,
+or better classes, stand prominently
+before their fellows <i>socially</i>, or,
+that one is run after in preference to
+<a class="pagenum" name="page389" id="page389" title="page389"></a>another; nobody runs after anybody
+in the World of London.</p>
+
+<p>In this respect, no capital, no country
+on the face of the earth, resembles us;
+every where else you will find a leading
+class, giving a tone to society, and
+moulding it in some one or other direction;
+a predominating <i>set</i>, the pride of
+those who are <i>in</i>, the envy of those who
+are <i>below</i> it. There is nothing of this
+kind in London; here every man has
+his own set, and every man his proper
+pride. In every set, social or professional,
+there are great names, successful
+men, prominent; but the set is
+nothing the greater for them: no man
+sheds any lustre upon his fellows, nor
+is a briefless barrister a whit more
+thought of because he and Lyndhurst
+are of the same profession.</p>
+
+<p>Take a look at other places: in
+money-getting places, you find society
+following, like so many dogs, the aristocracy
+of 'Change: every man knows
+the worth of every other man, that is
+to say, <i>what</i> he is worth.</p>
+
+<p>A good man, elsewhere a relative
+term, is <i>there</i> a man good for <i>so</i> much;
+hats are elevated and bodies depressed
+upon a scale of ten thousand pounds
+to an inch; &quot;I hope you are well,&quot;
+from one of the aristocracy of these
+places is always translated to mean,
+&quot;I hope you are solvent,&quot; and &quot;how
+d'ye do?&quot; from another, is equivalent
+to &quot;doing a bill.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Go abroad, to Rome for example&mdash;You
+are smothered beneath the petticoats
+of an ecclesiastical aristocracy.
+Go to the northern courts of Europe&mdash;You
+are ill-received, or perhaps not received
+at all, save in military uniform;
+the aristocracy of the epaulet meets
+you at every turn, and if you are not
+at least an ensign of militia, you are nothing.
+Make your way into Germany&mdash;What
+do you find there? an aristocracy
+of functionaries, mobs of nobodies
+living upon everybodies; from
+Herr Von, Aulic councillor, and Frau
+Von, Aulic councilloress, down to
+Herr Von, crossing-sweeper, and Frau
+Von, crossing-sweeperess&mdash;for the women
+there must be <i>better</i>-half even in
+their titles&mdash;you find society led, or,
+to speak more correctly, society <i>consisting</i>
+of functionaries, and they, every
+office son of them, and their wives&mdash;nay,
+their very curs&mdash;alike insolent and
+dependent. &quot;Tray, Blanche, and
+Sweetheart, see they bark at <i>me</i>!&quot;
+There, to get into society, you must
+first get into a place: you must contrive
+to be the <i>servant</i> of the public
+before you are permitted to be the
+<i>master</i>: you must be paid by, before
+you are in a condition to despise, the
+<i>canaille</i>.</p>
+
+<p>Passing Holland and Belgium as
+more akin to the genius of the English
+people, as respects the supremacy of
+honest industry, its independent exercise,
+and the comparative insignificance
+of aristocracies, conventionally
+so called, we come to FRANCE: there
+we find a provincial and a Parisian
+aristocracy&mdash;the former a servile mob
+of placemen, one in fifty, at least, of
+the whole population; and the latter&mdash;oh!
+my poor head, what a <i>clanjaffrey</i>
+of <i>journalistes, feuilletonistes, artistes</i>,
+dramatists, novelists, <i>vaudivellistes</i>,
+poets, literary ladies, lovers of literary
+ladies, <i>hommes de lettres, claqueurs,
+litt&eacute;rateurs, g&eacute;rants, censeurs, rapporteurs</i>,
+and <i>le diable boiteux</i> verily
+knows what else!</p>
+
+<p>These people, with whom, or at least
+with a great majority of whom, common
+sense, sobriety of thought, consistency
+of purpose, steady determination
+in action, and sound reasoning,
+are so sadly eclipsed by their vivacity,
+<i>empressement</i>, prejudice, and party zeal,
+form a prominent, indeed, <i>the</i> prominent
+aristocracy of the <i>salons</i>: and
+only conceive what must be the state
+of things in France, when we know
+that Paris acts upon the provinces, and
+that Paris is acted upon by this foolscap
+aristocracy, without station, or,
+what is perhaps worse, enjoying station
+without property; abounding in
+maddening and exciting influences,
+but lamentably deficient in those hard-headed,
+<i>ungenius-like</i> qualities of patience,
+prudence, charity, forbearance,
+and peace-lovings, of which their war-worn
+nation, more than any other in
+Europe, stands in need.</p>
+
+<p>When, in the name of goodness, is
+the heart of the philanthropist to be
+gladdened with the desire of peace fulfilled
+over the earth? When are paltry
+family intrigues to cease, causing the
+blood of innocent thousands to be shed?
+When will the aristocracy of genius in
+France give over jingling, like castanets,
+their trashy rhymes &quot;<i>gloire</i>&quot; and
+&quot;<i>victoire</i>,&quot; and apply themselves to objects
+worthy of creatures endowed with
+the faculty of reason? Or, if they must
+<a class="pagenum" name="page390" id="page390" title="page390"></a>have fighting, if it is their nature, if
+the prime instinct with them is the
+thirst of human blood, how cowardly,
+how paltry, is it to hound on their
+fellow-countrymen to war with England,
+to war with Spain, to war with
+every body, while snug in their offices,
+doing their little best to bleed nations
+with their pen!</p>
+
+<p>Why does not the foolscap aristocracy
+rush forth, inkhorn in hand,
+and restore the glories (as they call
+them) of the Empire, nor pause till they
+mend their pens victorious upon the
+brink of the Rhine.</p>
+
+<p>To resume: the aristocracies of our
+provincial capitals are those of literature
+in the one, and lickspittling in
+the other: mercantile towns have their
+aristocracies of money, or muckworm
+aristocracies: Rome has an ecclesiastical&mdash;Prussia,
+Russia, military aristocracies:
+Germany, an aristocracy of
+functionaries: France has two, or even
+three, great aristocracies&mdash;the military,
+place-hunting, and foolscap.</p>
+
+<p>Now, then, attend to what we are
+going to say: London is cursed with
+no predominating, no overwhelming,
+no <i>characteristic</i> aristocracy. There is
+no <i>set</i> or <i>clique</i> of any sort or description
+of men that you can point to, and
+say, that's the London set. We turn
+round and desire to be informed what set
+do you mean: every <i>salon</i> has its set, and
+every pot-house its set also; and the
+frequenters of each set are neither envious
+of the position of the other, nor
+dissatisfied with their own: the pretenders
+to fashion, or hangers-on upon
+the outskirts of high life, are alone the
+servile set, or spaniel set, who want
+the proper self-respecting pride which
+every distinct aristocracy maintains in
+the World of London.</p>
+
+<p>We are a great firmament, a moonless
+azure, glowing with stars of all
+magnitudes, and myriads of <i>nebul&aelig;</i> of
+no magnitudes at all: we move harmoniously
+in our several orbits, minding
+our own business, satisfied with
+our position, thinking, it may be, with
+harmless vanity, that we bestow more
+light upon earth than any ten, and that
+the eyes of all terrestrial stargazers
+are upon us. Adventurers, pretenders,
+and quacks, are our meteors, our <i>auror&aelig;</i>,
+our comets, our falling-stars, shooting
+athwart our hemisphere, and exhaling
+into irretrievable darkness: our
+tuft-hunters are satellites of Jupiter,
+invisible to the naked eye: our clear
+frosty atmosphere that sets us all a-twinkling
+is prosperity, and we, too
+have our clouds that hide us from the
+eyes of men. The noonday of our own
+bustling time beholds us dimly; but
+posterity regards us as it were from the
+bottom of a well. Time, that exact
+observer, applies his micrometer to
+every one of us, determining our rank
+among celestial bodies without appeal
+and from time to time enrolling in his
+<i>ephemeris</i> such new luminaries as may
+be vouchsafed to the long succession
+of ages.</p>
+
+<p>If there is one thing that endears
+London to men of superior order&mdash;to
+true aristocrats, no matter of what species,
+it is that universal equality of
+outward condition, that republicanism
+of everyday life, which pervades the
+vast multitudes who hum, and who
+drone, who gather honey, and who,
+without gathering, consume the products
+of this gigantic hive. Here you
+can never be extinguished or put out
+by any overwhelming interest.</p>
+
+<p>Neither are we in London pushed
+to the wall by the two or three hundred
+great men of every little place.
+We are not invited to a main of small
+talk with the cock of his own dung-hill;
+we are never told, as a great
+favour, that Mr Alexander Scaldhead,
+the phrenologist, is to be there, and
+that we can have our &quot;bumps&quot; felt for
+nothing; or that the Chevalier Doembrownski
+(a London pickpocket in disguise)
+is expected to recite a Polish
+ode, accompanying himself on the
+Jew's harp; we are not bored with the
+misconduct of the librarian, who <i>never</i>
+has the first volume of the last new
+novel, or invited to determine whether
+Louisa Fitzsmythe or Angelina Stubbsville
+deserves to be considered the heroine;
+we are not required to be in
+raptures because Mrs Alfred Shaw or
+Clara Novello are expected, or to break
+our hearts with disappointment because
+they didn't come: the arrival,
+performances, and departure, of Ducrow's
+horses, or Wombwell's wild
+beasts, affect us with no extraordinary
+emotion; even Assizes time concerns
+most of us nothing.</p>
+
+<p>Then, again, how vulgar, how commonplace
+in London is the aristocracy
+of wealth; of Mrs Grub, who, in a
+provincial town, keeps her carriage,
+and is at once the envy and the scandal
+<a class="pagenum" name="page391" id="page391" title="page391"></a>of all the Ladies who have to proceed
+upon their ten toes, we wot not
+the existence. Mr Bill Wright, the
+banker, the respected, respectable, influential,
+twenty per cent Wright, in
+London is merely a licensed dealer in
+money; he visits at Camberwell Hill,
+or Hampstead Heath, or wherever
+other tradesmen of his class delight to
+dwell; his wife and daughters patronize
+the Polish balls, and Mr Bill
+Wright, jun., sports a stall at the
+(English) opera; we are not overdone
+by Mr Bill Wright, overcome by Mrs
+Bill Wright, or the Misses Bill Wright,
+nor overcrowed by Mr Bill Wright
+the younger: in a word, we don't care
+a crossed cheque for the whole Bill
+Wrightish connexion.</p>
+
+<p>What are carriages, or carriage-keeping
+people in London? It is not
+here, as in the provinces, by their carriages
+shall you know them; on the
+contrary, the carriage of a duchess is
+only distinguishable from that of a
+<i>parvenu</i>, by the superior expensiveness
+and vulgarity of the latter.</p>
+
+<p>The vulgarity of ostentatious wealth
+with us, defeats the end it aims at.
+That expense which is lavished to impress
+us with awe and admiration,
+serves only as a provocative to laughter,
+and inducement to contempt;
+where great wealth and good taste go
+together, we at once recognize the harmonious
+adaptation of means and ends;
+where they do not, all extrinsic and
+adventitious expenditure availeth its
+disbursers nothing.</p>
+
+<p>What animal on earth was ever so
+inhumanly preposterous as a lord
+mayor's footman, and yet it takes
+sixty guineas, at the least, to make that
+poor lick-plate a common laughing-stock?</p>
+
+<p>No, sir; in London we see into, and
+see through, all sorts of pretension:
+the pretension of wealth or rank, whatever
+kind of quackery and imposture.
+When I say <i>we</i>, I speak of the vast
+multitudes forming the educated, discriminating,
+and thinking classes of
+London life. We pass on to <i>what</i> a
+man <i>is</i>, over <i>who</i> he is, and what he
+<i>has</i>; and, with one of the most accurate
+observers of human character and
+nature to whom a man of the world
+ever sat for his portrait&mdash;the inimitable
+La Bruyere&mdash;when offended with
+the hollow extravagance of vulgar
+riches, we exclaim&mdash;&quot;<i>Tu te trompes,
+Philemon, si avec ce carrosse brillant,
+ce grand nombre de coquins qui te suivent,
+et ces six b&ecirc;tes qui te trainent, tu
+penses qu'on t'en estime d'avantage: ou
+ecarte tout cet attirail qui t'est &eacute;tranger,
+pour p&eacute;n&eacute;trer jusq'a toi qui n'es qu'un
+fat</i>.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>In London, every man is responsible
+for himself, and his position is the
+consequence of his conduct. If a great
+author, for example, or artist, or politician,
+should choose to outrage the
+established rules of society in any essential
+particular, he is neglected and
+even shunned in his private, though
+he may be admired and lauded in his
+public capacity. Society marks the
+line between the <i>public</i> and the <i>social</i>
+man; and this line no eminence, not
+even that of premier minister of England,
+will enable a public man to confound.</p>
+
+<p>Wherever you are invited in London
+to be introduced to a great man,
+by any of his parasites or hangers-on,
+you may be assured that your great
+man is no such thing; you may make
+up your mind to be presented to some
+quack, some hollow-skulled fellow,
+who makes up by little arts, small tactics,
+and every variety of puff, for the
+want of that inherent excellence which
+will enable him to stand alone. These
+gentlemen form the Cockney school
+proper of art, literature, the drama,
+every thing; and they go about seeking
+praise, as a goatsucker hunts insects,
+with their mouths wide open;
+they pursue their prey in troops, like
+Jackals, and like them, utter at all
+times a melancholy, complaining howl;
+they imagine that the world is in a
+conspiracy not to admire them, and
+they would bring an action against the
+world if they could. But as that is
+impossible, they are content to rail
+against the world in good set terms;
+they are always puffing in the papers,
+but in a side-winded way, yet you can
+trace them always at work, through the
+daily, weekly, monthly periodicals, in
+desperate exertion to attract public
+attention. They have at their head one
+sublime genius, whom they swear by,
+and they admire him the more, the
+more incomprehensible and oracular
+he appears to the rest of mankind.</p>
+
+<p>These are the men who cultivate extensive
+tracts of forehead, and are
+deeply versed in the effective display
+of depending ringlets and ornamental
+whiskers; they dress in black, with
+white <i>chokers</i>, and you will be sure to
+<a class="pagenum" name="page392" id="page392" title="page392"></a>find a lot of them at evening parties
+of the middling sort of doctors, or the
+better class of boarding-houses.</p>
+
+<p>This class numbers not merely literary
+men, but actors, artists, adventuring
+politicians, small scientifics, and
+a thousand others, who have not energy
+or endurance to work their way in
+solitary labour, or who feel that they
+do not possess the power to go alone.</p>
+
+<p>Public men in London appear naked
+at the bar of public opinion; laced
+coats, ribands, embroidery, titles, avail
+nothing, because these things are common,
+and have the common fate of
+common things, to be cheaply estimated.
+The eye is satiated with them,
+they come like shadows, so depart;
+but they do not feed the eye of the
+mind; the understanding is not the
+better for such gingerbread; we are
+compelled to look out for some more
+substantial nutriment, and we try the
+inward man, and test his capacity.
+Instead of measuring his bumps, like a
+landsurveyor, we dissect his brain,
+like an anatomist; we estimate him,
+whether he be high or low, in whatever
+department of life, not by what
+he says he can do, or means to do, but
+by what he <i>has</i> done. By this test is
+every man of talent tried in London;
+this is his grand, his formal difficulty,
+to get the opportunity of showing what
+he can do, of being put into circulation,
+of having the chance of being
+tested, like a shilling, by the <i>ring</i> of
+the customer and the <i>bite</i> of the critic;
+for the opportunity, the chance to
+edge in, the chink to <i>wedge</i> in, the
+<i>purchase</i> whereon to work the length
+of his lever, he must be ever on the
+watch; for the sunshine blink of encouragement,
+the April shower of
+praise, he must await the long winter
+of &quot;hope deferred&quot; passing away. Patience,
+the <i>courage</i> of the man of talent,
+he must exert for many a dreary
+and unrewarded day; he must see the
+quack and the pretender lead an undiscerning
+public by the nose, and say
+nothing; nor must he exult when the
+too-long enduring public at length
+kicks the pretender and the quack
+into deserved oblivion. From many a
+door that will hereafter gladly open for
+him, he must be content to be presently
+turned away. Many a scanty
+meal, many a lonely and unfriended
+evening, in this vast wilderness, must
+he pass in trying on his armour, and
+preparing himself for the fight that he
+still believes <i>will</i> come, and in which
+his spirit, strong within him, tells him
+he must conquer. While the night
+yet shrouds him he must labour, and
+with patient, and happily for him, if,
+with religious hope, he watch the first
+faint glimmerings of the dawning day;
+for his day, if he is worthy to behold
+it, will come, and he will yet be recompensed
+&quot;by that time and chance
+which happeneth to all.&quot; And if his
+heart fails him, and his coward spirit
+turns to flee, often as he sits, tearful,
+in the solitude of his chamber, will the
+remembrance of the early struggles of
+the immortals shame that coward spirit.
+The shade of the sturdy Johnson,
+hungering, dinnerless, will mutely reproach
+him for sinking thus beneath
+the ills that the &quot;scholar's life assail.&quot;
+The kindly-hearted, amiable Goldsmith,
+pursued to the gates of a prison
+by a mercenary wretch who fattened
+upon the produce of that lovely mind,
+smiling upon him, will bid him be of
+good cheer. A thousand names, that
+fondly live in the remembrance of our
+hearts, will he conjure up, and all will
+tell the same story of early want, and
+long neglect, and lonely friendlessness.
+Then will reproach himself, saying,
+&quot;What am I, that I should quail before
+the misery that broke not minds
+like these? What am I, that I should
+be exempt from the earthly fate of the
+immortals?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Nor marvel, then, that men who
+have passed the fiery ordeal, whose
+power has been tried and not found
+wanting, whose nights of probation,
+difficulty, and despair are past, and
+with whom it is now noon, should
+come forth, with deportment modest
+and subdued, exempt from the insolent
+assumption of vulgar minds, and their
+yet more vulgar hostilities and friendships:
+that such men as Campbell
+and Rogers, and a thousand others in
+every department of life and letters,
+should partake of that quietude of
+manner, that modesty of deportment,
+that compassion for the unfortunate of
+their class, that unselfish admiration
+for men who, successful, have deserved
+success, that abomination of cliques,
+coteries, and <i>conversazion&eacute;s</i>, and all
+the littleness of inferior fry: that such
+men should have parasites, and followers,
+and hangers-on; or that, since men
+like themselves are few and far between,
+they should live for and with
+such men alone.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="page393" id="page393" title="page393"></a>But thou, O Vanity! thou curse, thou
+shame, thou sin, with what tides of
+<i>pseudo</i> talent hast thou not filled this
+ambitious town? Ass, dolt, miscalculator,
+quack, pretender, how many
+hast thou befooled, thou father of multifarious
+fools? Serpent, tempter, evil
+one, how many hast thou seduced
+from the plough tail, the carpenter's
+bench, the schoolmaster's desk, the
+rural scene, to plunge them into misery
+and contempt in this, the abiding-place
+of their betters, thou unhanged
+cheat? Hence the querulous piping
+against the world and the times, and
+the neglect of genius, and appeals to
+posterity, and damnation of managers,
+publishers, and the public; hence
+cliques, and <i>claqueurs</i>, and coteries, and
+the would-if-I-could-be aristocracy of
+letters; hence bickerings, quarellings,
+backbitings, slanderings, and reciprocity
+of contempt; hence the impossibility
+of literary union, and the absolute
+necessity imposed upon the great
+names of our time of shunning, like a
+pestilence, the hordes of vanity-struck
+individuals who would tear the coats
+off their backs in desperate adherence
+to the skirts. Thou, too, O Vanity!
+art responsible for greater evils:&mdash;Time
+misspent, industry misdirected,
+labour unrequited, because uselessly or
+imprudently applied: poverty and isolation,
+families left unprovided for,
+pensions, solicitations, patrons, meannesses,
+subscriptions!</p>
+
+<p>True talent, on the contrary, in
+London, meets its reward, if it lives to
+be rewarded; but it has, of its own
+right, no <i>social</i> pre-eminence, nor is
+it set above or below any of the other
+aristocracies, in what we may take the
+liberty of calling its private life. In
+this, as in all other our aristocracies,
+men are regarded not as of their set,
+but as of themselves: they are <i>individually</i>
+admired, not worshipped as a
+congregation: their social influence is
+not aggregated, though their public
+influence may be. When a man, of
+whatever class, leaves his closet, he is
+expected to meet society upon equal
+terms: the scholar, the man of rank,
+the politician, the <i>millionaire</i>, must
+merge in the gentleman: if he chooses
+to individualize his aristocracy in his
+own person, he must do so at home,
+for it will not be understood or submitted
+to any where else.</p>
+
+<p>The rewards of intellectual labour
+applied to purposes of remote, or not
+immediately appreciable usefulness, as
+in social literature, and the loftier
+branches of the fine arts, are, with us,
+so few, as hardly to be worth mentioning,
+and pity 'tis that it should be so.
+The law, the church, the army, and
+the faculty of physic, have not only
+their fair and legitimate remuneration
+for independent labour, but they have
+their several prizes, to which all who
+excel, may confidently look forward
+when the time of weariness and exhaustion
+shall come; when the pressure of
+years shall slacken exertion, and diminished
+vigour crave some haven of repose,
+or, at the least, some mitigated
+toil, with greater security of income:
+some place of honour with repose&mdash;the
+ambition of declining years. The
+influence of the great prize of the law,
+the church, and other professions in
+this country, has often been insisted
+upon with great reason: it has been
+said, and truly said, that not only do
+these prizes reward merit already
+passed through its probationary stages,
+but serve as inducements to all who
+are pursuing the same career. It is not
+so much the example of the prize-holder,
+as the <i>prize</i>, that stimulates
+men onward and upward: without the
+hope of reaching one of those comfortable
+stations, hope would be extinguished,
+talent lie fallow, energy be
+limited to the mere attainment of subsistence;
+great things would not be
+done, or attempted, and we would
+behold only a dreary level of indiscriminate
+mediocrity. If this be true of
+professions, in which, after a season
+of severe study, a term of probation,
+the knowledge acquired in early life
+sustains the professor, with added experience
+of every day, throughout the
+rest of his career, with how much more
+force will it apply to professions or
+pursuits, in which the mind is perpetually
+on the rack to produce novelties,
+and in which it is considered
+derogatory to a man to reproduce his
+own ideas, copy his own pictures, or
+multiply, after the same model, a variety
+of characters and figures!</p>
+
+<p>A few years of hard reading, constant
+attention in the chambers of the
+conveyancer, the equity craftsman,
+the pleader, and a few years more of
+that disinterested observance of the
+practice of the courts, which is
+liberally afforded to every young barrister,
+and indeed which many enjoy throughout
+life, and he is competent, with
+<a class="pagenum" name="page394" id="page394" title="page394"></a>moderate talent, to protect the interests
+of his client, and with moderate mental
+labour to make a respectable figure in
+his profession. In like manner, four
+or five years sedulous attendance on
+lectures, dissections, and practice of
+the hospitals, enables your physician
+to see how little remedial power exists
+in his boasted art; knowing this, he
+feels pulses, and orders a recognized
+routine of draughts and pills with the
+formality which makes the great secret
+of his profession. When the patient
+dies, nature, of course, bears the
+blame; and when nature, happily uninterfered
+with, recovers his patient,
+the doctor stands on tiptoe. Henceforward
+his success is determined by
+other than medical sciences: a pillbox
+and pair, a good house in some
+recognized locality, Sunday dinners, a
+bit of a book, grand power of head-shaking,
+shoulder-shrugging, bamboozling
+weak-minded men and women,
+and, if possible, a religious connexion.</p>
+
+<p>For the clergyman, it is only necessary
+that he should be orthodox,
+humble, and pious; that he should on
+no occasion, right or wrong, set himself
+in opposition to his ecclesiastical
+superiors; that he should preach unpretending
+sermons; that he should
+never make jokes, nor understand the
+jokes of another: this is all that he
+wants to get on respectably. If he is
+ambitious, and wishes one of the great
+prizes, he must have been a free-thinking
+reviewer, have written pamphlets,
+or made a fuss about the Greek
+particle, or, what will avail him more
+than all, have been tutor to a minister
+of state.</p>
+
+<p>Thus you perceive, for men whose
+education is <i>intellectual</i>, but whose
+practice is more or less <i>mechanical</i>,
+you have many great, intermediate,
+and little prizes in the lottery of life;
+but where, on the contrary, are the
+prizes for the historian, transmitting
+to posterity the events, and men, and
+times long since past; where the prize
+of the analyst of mind, of the dramatic,
+the epic, or the lyric poet, the essayist,
+and all whose works are likely
+to become the classics of future times;
+where the prize of the public journalist,
+who points the direction of public
+opinion, and, himself without place,
+station, or even name, teaches Governments
+their duty, and prevents Ministers
+of State becoming, by hardihood
+or ignorance, intolerable evils; where
+the prize of the great artist, who has
+not employed himself making faces for
+hire, but who has worked in loneliness
+and isolation, living, like Barry, upon
+raw apples and cold water, that he
+might bequeath to his country some
+memorial worthy the age in which he
+lived, and the art <i>for</i> which he lived?
+For these men, and such as these, are
+no prizes in the lottery of life; a grateful
+country sets apart for them no
+places where they can retire in the
+full enjoyment of their fame; condemned
+to labour for their bread, not
+in a dull mechanical routine of professional,
+official, or business-like
+duties, but in the most severe, most
+wearing of all labour, <i>the labour of
+the brain</i>, they end where they begun.
+With struggling they begin life, with
+struggling they make their way in life,
+with struggling they end life; poverty
+drives away friends, and reputation
+multiplies enemies. The man whose
+thoughts will become the thoughts
+of our children, whose minds will be
+reflected in the mirror of <i>his</i> mind,
+who will store in their memories his
+household words, and carry his lessons
+in their hearts, dies not unwillingly,
+for he has nothing in life to look forward
+to; closes with indifference his
+eyes on a prospect where no gleam of
+hope sheds its sunlight on the broken
+spirit; he dies, is borne by a few humble
+friends to a lowly sepulchre, and
+the newspapers of some days after
+give us the following paragraph:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;We regret to be obliged to state
+that Dr &mdash;&mdash;, or &mdash;&mdash; &mdash;&mdash;, Esq. (as
+the case may be) died, on Saturday
+last at his lodgings two pair back
+in Back Place, Pimlico, (or) at his
+cottage (a miserable cabin where he
+retired to die) at Kingston-upon-Thames.
+It is our melancholy duty
+to inform our readers that this highly
+gifted and amiable man, who for so
+many years delighted and improved the
+town, and who was a most strenuous
+supporter of the (Radical or Conservative)
+cause, (<i>it is necessary to set
+forth this miserable statement to awaken
+the gratitude of faction towards the family
+of the dead</i>,) has left a rising family
+totally unprovided for. We are satisfied
+that it is only necessary to allude to
+this distressing circumstance, in order
+to enlist the sympathies, &amp;c. &amp;c., (in
+short, <i>to get up a subscription</i>).&quot;</p>
+
+<p>We confess we are at a loss to understand
+why the above advertisement
+<a class="pagenum" name="page395" id="page395" title="page395"></a>should be kept stereotyped, to be inserted
+with only the interpolation of
+name and date, when any man dies who
+has devoted himself to pursuits of a
+purely intellectual character. Nor are
+we unable to discover in the melancholy,
+and, as it would seem, unavoidable
+fates of such men, substantial
+grounds of that diversion of the aristocracy
+of talent to the pursuit of professional
+distinction, accompanied by
+profit, of which our literature, art, and
+science are now suffering, and will
+continue to suffer, the consequences.</p>
+
+<p>In a highly artificial state of society,
+where a command, not merely of the
+essentials, but of some of the superfluities
+of life are requisite as passports
+to society, no man will willingly devote
+himself to pursuits which will
+render him an outlaw, and his family
+dependent on the tardy gratitude of
+an indifferent world. The stimulus of
+fame will be inadequate to maintain
+the energies even of <i>great</i> minds, in a
+contest of which the victories are
+wreaths of barren bays. Nor will any
+man willingly consume the morning
+of his days in amassing intellectual
+treasures for posterity, when his
+contemporaries behold him dimming
+with unavailing tears his twilight
+of existence, and dying with the worse
+than deadly pang, the consciousness
+that those who are nearest and dearest
+to his heart must eat the bread of
+charity. Nor is it quite clear to our
+apprehension, that the prevalent system
+of providing for merely intellectual
+men, by a State annuity or pension,
+is the best that can be devised:
+it is hard that the pensioned aristocracy
+of talent should be exposed to the
+taunt of receiving the means of their
+subsistence from this or that minister,
+upon suppositions of this or that
+ministerial assistance which, whether
+true or false, cannot fail to derogate
+from that independent dignity of mind
+which is never extinguished in the
+breast of the true aristocrat of talent,
+save by unavailing struggles, long-continued,
+with the unkindness of fortune.</p>
+
+<p>We wish the aristocracy of power to
+think over this, and so very heartily
+bid them farewell.</p>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+
+<a name="bw329s9" id="bw329s9"></a><h2>THE LOST LAMB.</h2>
+
+<h3>BY DELTA.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p>A shepherd laid upon his bed,</p>
+<p>With many a sigh, his aching head,</p>
+<p>For him&mdash;his favourite boy&mdash;on whom</p>
+<p>Had fallen death, a sudden doom.</p>
+<p>&quot;But yesterday,&quot; with sobs he cried,</p>
+<p>&quot;Thou wert, with sweet looks, at my side,</p>
+<p>Life's loveliest blossom, and to-day,</p>
+<p>Woes me! thou liest a thing of clay!</p>
+<p>It cannot be that thou art gone;</p>
+<p>It cannot be, that now, alone,</p>
+<p>A grey-hair'd man on earth am I,</p>
+<p>Whilst thou within its bosom lie?</p>
+<p>Methinks I see thee smiling there,</p>
+<p>With beaming eyes, and sunny hair,</p>
+<p>As thou were wont, when fondling me,</p>
+<p>To clasp my neck from off my knee!</p>
+<p>Was it thy voice? Again, oh speak,</p>
+<p>My boy, or else my heart will break!&quot;</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p>Each adding to that father's woes,</p>
+<p>A thousand bygone scenes arose;</p>
+<p>At home&mdash;a field&mdash;each with its joy,</p>
+<p>Each with its smile&mdash;and all his boy!</p>
+<p>Now swell'd his proud rebellious breast,</p>
+<p>With darkness and with doubt opprest;</p>
+<p>Now sank despondent, while amain</p>
+<p>Unnerving tears fell down like rain:</p>
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="page396" id="page396" title="page396"></a>Air&mdash;air&mdash;he breathed, yet wanted breath&mdash;</p>
+<p>It was not life&mdash;it was not death&mdash;</p>
+<p>But the drear agony between,</p>
+<p>Where all is heard, and felt, and seen&mdash;</p>
+<p>The wheels of action set ajar;</p>
+<p>The body with the soul at war.</p>
+<p>'Twas vain, 'twas vain; he could not find</p>
+<p>A haven for his shipwreck'd mind;</p>
+<p>Sleep shunn'd his pillow. Forth he went&mdash;</p>
+<p>The noon from midnight's azure tent</p>
+<p>Shone down, and, with serenest light,</p>
+<p>Flooded the windless plains of night;</p>
+<p>The lake in its clear mirror show'd</p>
+<p>Each little star that twinkling glow'd;</p>
+<p>Aspens, that quiver with a breath,</p>
+<p>Were stirless in that hush of death;</p>
+<p>The birds were nestled in their bowers;</p>
+<p>The dewdrops glitter'd on the flowers;</p>
+<p>Almost it seem'd as pitying Heaven</p>
+<p>A while its sinless calm had given</p>
+<p>To lower regions, lest despair</p>
+<p>Should make abode for ever there;</p>
+<p>So tranquil&mdash;so serene&mdash;so bright&mdash;</p>
+<p>Brooded o'er earth the wings of night.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p>O'ershadow'd by its ancient yew,</p>
+<p>His sheep-cot met the shepherd's view;</p>
+<p>And, placid, in that calm profound,</p>
+<p>His silent flocks lay slumbering round:</p>
+<p>With flowing mantle, by his side,</p>
+<p>Sudden, a stranger he espied,</p>
+<p>Bland was his visage, and his voice</p>
+<p>Soften'd the heart, yet bade rejoice.&mdash;</p>
+<p>&quot;Why is thy mourning thus?&quot; he said,</p>
+<p>&quot;Why thus doth sorrow bow thy head?</p>
+<p>Why faltereth thus thy faith, that so</p>
+<p>Abroad despairing thou dost go?</p>
+<p>As if the God who gave thee breath,</p>
+<p>Held not the keys of life and death!</p>
+<p>When from the flocks that feed about,</p>
+<p>A single lamb thou choosest out,</p>
+<p>Is it not that which seemeth best</p>
+<p>That thou dost take, yet leave the rest?</p>
+<p>Yes! such thy wont; and, even so,</p>
+<p>With his choice little ones below</p>
+<p>Doth the Good Shepherd deal; he breaks</p>
+<p>Their earthly bands, and homeward takes,</p>
+<p>Early, ere sin hath render'd dim</p>
+<p>The image of the seraphim!&quot;</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<p>Heart-struck, the shepherd home return'd;</p>
+<p>Again within his bosom burn'd</p>
+<p>The light of faith; and, from that day,</p>
+<p>He trode serene life's onward way.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+<a name="bw329s10" id="bw329s10"></a>
+<a class="pagenum" name="page397" id="page397" title="page397"></a>
+<h2>COMTE.</h2>
+
+<div class="blkquot"><p><i>Cours de Philosophie Positive</i>, par M. Auguste Comte.</p></div>
+
+<p>It is pleasant to find in some extreme,
+uncompromising, eccentric
+work, written for the complete renovation
+of man, a new establishment of
+truth, little else, after all its tempest
+of thought has swept over the mind,
+than another confirmation of old, and
+long-settled, and temperate views.
+Our sober philosophy, like some familiar
+landscape seen after a thunder
+storm, comes out but the more distinct,
+the brighter, and the more tranquil,
+for the bursting cloud and the
+windy tumult that had passed over its
+surface. Some such experience have
+we just had. Our Conservative principles,
+our calm and patient manner
+of viewing things, have rarely received
+a stronger corroboration than from
+the perusal or the extraordinary work
+of M. Comte&mdash;a work written, assuredly,
+for no such comfortable purpose,
+but for the express object (so far as
+we can at present state it to our readers)
+of re-organizing political society,
+by means of an intellectual reformation
+amongst political thinkers.</p>
+
+<p>We would not be thought to throw
+an idle sneer at those generous hopes
+of the future destiny of society which
+have animated some of the noblest
+and most vigorous minds. It is no
+part of a Conservative philosophy to
+doubt on the broad question of the
+further and continuous improvement
+of mankind. Nor will the perusal of
+M. Comte's work induce, or permit,
+such a doubt. But while he leaves
+with his reader a strong impression
+of the unceasing development of social
+man, he leaves a still stronger impression
+of the futile or mischievous efforts
+of those&mdash;himself amongst the
+number&mdash;who are thrusting themselves
+forward as the peculiar and exclusive
+advocates of progress and improvement.
+He exhibits himself in
+the attitude of an innovator, as powerless
+in effect as he is daring to design;
+whilst, at the same time, he
+deals a <i>crashing</i> blow (as upon rival
+machinators) on that malignant party
+in European politics, whether it call
+itself liberal or of the movement,
+whose most distinct aim seems to be
+to unloose men from the bonds of
+civil government. We, too, believe in
+the silent, irresistible progress of human
+society, but we believe also that
+he is best working for posterity, as
+well as for the welfare of his contemporaries,
+who promotes order and
+tranquil effort in his own generation,
+by means of those elements of order
+which his own generation supplies.</p>
+
+<p>That which distinguishes M. Comte's
+work from all other courses of philosophy,
+or treatises upon science, is the
+attempt to reduce to the <i>scientific method</i>
+of cogitation the affairs of human
+society&mdash;morality, politics; in short, all
+those general topics which occupy our
+solitary and perplexed meditation, or
+sustain the incessant strife of controversy.
+These are to constitute a new
+science, to be called <i>Social Physics</i>, or
+<i>Sociology</i>. To apply the Baconian,
+or, as it is here called, the positive
+method, to man in all phases of his
+existence&mdash;to introduce the same fixed,
+indissoluble, imperturbable order in
+our ideas of morals, politics, and history,
+that we attain to astronomy and
+mechanics, is the bold object of his
+labours. He does not here set forth
+a model of human society based on
+scientific conclusions; something of
+this kind is promised us in a future
+work; in the present undertaking he
+is especially anxious to compel us to
+think on all such topics in the scientific
+method, <i>and in no other</i>. For be
+it known, that science is not only weak
+in herself, and has been hitherto incompetent
+to the task of unravelling
+the complicate proceedings of humanity,
+but she has also a great rival in
+the form of theologic method, wherein
+the mind seeks a solution for its
+difficulties in a power above nature.
+The human being has contracted an
+inveterate habit of viewing itself as
+standing in a peculiar relation to a
+supreme Architect and Governor of
+the world&mdash;a habit which in many
+ways, direct and indirect, interferes, it
+seems, with the application of the positive
+method. This habit is to be
+corrected; such supreme Architect
+and Governor is to be dismissed from
+<a class="pagenum" name="page398" id="page398" title="page398"></a>the imagination of men; science is to
+supply the sole mode of thought, and
+humanity to be its only object.</p>
+
+<p>We have called M. Comte's an extraordinary
+book, and this is an epithet
+which our readers are already
+fully prepared to apply. But the book,
+in our judgment, is extraordinary in
+more senses than one. It is as remarkable
+for the great mental energy
+it displays, for its originality and occasional
+profundity of thought, as it
+is for the astounding conclusions to
+which it would conduct us, for its
+bold paradoxes, and for what we can
+designate no otherwise than its egregious
+errors. As a discipline of the
+mind, so far as a full appreciation is
+concerned of the scientific method, it
+cannot be read without signal advantage.
+The book is altogether an anomaly;
+exhibiting the strangest mixture
+that ever mortal work betrayed
+of manifold blunder and great intellectual
+power. The man thinks at
+times with the strength of a giant.
+Neither does he fail, as we have already
+gathered, in the rebellious and
+destructive propensities for which
+giants have been of old renowned.
+Fable tells us how they could have
+no gods to reign over them, and how
+they threatened to drive Jupiter himself
+from the skies. Our intellectual
+representative of the race nourishes
+designs of equal temerity. Like his
+earth-born predecessors, his rage, we
+may be sure, will be equally vain.
+No thunder will be heard, neither will
+the hills move to overwhelm him; but
+in due course of time he will lie down,
+and be covered up with his own earth,
+and the heavens will be as bright and
+stable as before, and still the abode of
+the same unassailable Power.</p>
+
+<p>For the <i>style</i> of M. Comte's work,
+it is not commendable. The philosophical
+writers of his country are in
+general so distinguished for excellence
+in this particular, their exposition of
+thought is so remarkably felicitous,
+that a failure in a Frenchman in the
+mere art of writing, appears almost as
+great an anomaly as any of the others
+which characterize this production.
+During the earlier volumes, which are
+occupied with a review of the recognized
+branches of science, the vices of
+style are kept within bounds, but
+after he has entered on what is the
+great subject of all his lucubrations,
+his social physics, they grow distressingly
+conspicuous. The work extends
+to six volumes, some of them of unusually
+large capacity; and by the time
+we arrive at the last and the most bulky,
+the style, for its languor, its repetitions,
+its prolixity, has become intolerable.</p>
+
+<p>Of a work of this description, distinguished
+by such bold features, remarkable
+for originality and subtlety,
+as well as for surprising hardihood
+and eccentricity of thought, and bearing
+on its surface a manner of exposition
+by no means attractive, we imagine
+that our readers will not be
+indisposed to receive some notice.
+Its errors&mdash;supposing we are capable
+of coping with them&mdash;are worthy of
+refutation. Moreover, as we have
+hinted, the impression it conveys is,
+in relation to politics, eminently Conservative;
+for, besides that he has
+exposed, with peculiar vigour, the
+utter inadequacy of the movement, or
+liberal party, to preside over the organization
+of society, there is nothing
+more calculated to render us content
+with an <i>empirical</i> condition of tolerable
+well-being, than the exhibition
+(and such, we think, is here presented
+to us) of a strong mind palpably at
+fault in its attempt to substitute, out
+of its own theory of man, a better
+foundation for the social structure than
+is afforded by the existing unphilosophical
+medley of human thought.
+Upon that portion of the <i>Cours de
+Philosophie Positive</i> which treats of
+the sciences usually so called, we do
+not intend to enter, nor do the general
+remarks we make apply to it. Our
+limited object is to place our reader at
+the point of view which M. Comte
+takes in his new science of Sociology;
+and to do this with any justice to him
+or to ourselves, in the space we can
+allot to the subject, will be a task of
+sufficient difficulty.</p>
+
+<p>And first, as to the title of the work,
+<i>Philosophie Positive</i>, which has, perhaps,
+all this while been perplexing
+the reader. The reasons which induced
+M. Comte to adopt it, shall be
+given in his own words; they could
+not have been appreciated until some
+general notion had been given of the
+object he had in view.</p>
+
+<div class="blkquot"><p>&quot;There is doubtless,&quot; he says, in his
+<i>Avertissement</i>, &quot;a close resemblance between
+my <i>Philosophie Positive</i>, and what
+the English, especially since the days of
+Newton, understand by <i>Natural Philosophy</i>.
+<a class="pagenum" name="page399" id="page399" title="page399"></a>But I would not adopt this last
+expression, any more than that of <i>Philosophy
+of the Sciences</i>, which would have
+perhaps been still more precise, because
+neither of these has yet been extended to
+all orders of phenomena, whilst <i>Philosophie
+Positive</i>, in which I comprehend the
+study of the social phenomena, as well as
+all others, designs a uniform manner of
+reasoning applicable to all subjects on which
+the human mind can be exerted. Besides
+which, the expression <i>Natural Philosophy</i>
+is employed in England to denote the
+aggregate of the several sciences of observation,
+considered even in their most
+minute details; whereas, by the title of
+<i>Philosophie Positive</i>, I intimate, with
+regard to the several positive sciences, a
+study of them only in their generalities,
+conceiving them as submitted to a uniform
+method, and forming the different parts of
+a general plan of research. The term
+which I have been led to construct is,
+therefore, at once more extended and more
+restricted than other denominations, which
+are so far similar that they have reference
+to the same fundamental class of ideas.&quot;</p></div>
+
+<p>This very announcement of M.
+Comte's intention to comprehend in
+his course of natural philosophy the
+study of the several phenomena, compels
+us to enquire how far these are
+fit subjects for the strict application
+of the scientific method. We waive
+the metaphysical question of the free
+agency of man, and the theological
+question of the occasional interference
+of the Divine Power; and presuming
+these to be decided in a manner favourable
+to the project of our Sociologist,
+we still ask if it be possible to make
+of the affairs of society&mdash;legislation
+and politics, for instance&mdash;a department
+of science?</p>
+
+<p>The mere multiplicity and complication
+of facts in this department of
+enquiry, have been generally regarded
+as rendering such an attempt hopeless.
+In any social problem of importance,
+we invariably feel that to embrace the
+whole of the circumstances, with all
+their results and dependencies, is really
+out of our power, and we are forced
+to content ourselves with a judgment
+formed on what appear to us the principal
+facts. Thus arise those limited
+truths, admitting of exceptions, of
+qualification, of partial application, on
+which we are fain to rely in the conduct
+of human affairs. In framing his
+measures, how often is the statesman,
+or the jurist, made aware of the utter
+impossibility of guarding them against
+every species of objection, or of so
+constructing them that they shall present
+an equal front on every side!
+How still more keenly is the speculative
+politician made to feel, when giving
+in his adherence to some great
+line of policy, that he cannot gather
+in under his conclusions <i>all</i> the political
+truths he is master of! He reluctantly
+resigns to his opponent the possession,
+or at least the usufruct, of a
+certain class of truths which he is
+obliged to postpone to others of more
+extensive or more urgent application.</p>
+
+<p>But this multiplicity and complication
+of facts may merely render the
+task of the Sociologist extremely difficult,
+not impossible; and the half
+truths, and the perplexity of thought
+above alluded to, may only prove that
+his scientific task has not yet been
+accomplished. Nothing is here presented
+in the nature of the subject to
+exclude the strict application of <i>the
+method</i>. There is, however, one essential,
+distinctive attribute of human society
+which constitutes a difference in
+the nature of the subject, so as to
+render impossible the same scientific
+survey and appreciation of the social
+phenomena of the world that we may
+expect to obtain of the physical. This
+is the gradual and incessant <i>developement</i>
+which humanity has displayed,
+and is still displaying. Who can tell
+us that that <i>experience</i> on which a
+fixed and positive theory of social man
+is to be formed, is all before us?
+From age to age that experience is
+enlarging.</p>
+
+<p>In all recognized branches of science
+nature remains the same, and continually
+repeats herself; she admits of no
+novelty; and what appears new to us,
+from our late discovery of it, is as old
+as the most palpable sequence of
+facts that, generation after generation,
+catches the eye of childhood.
+The new discovery may disturb our
+theories, it disturbs not the condition
+of things. All is still the same as it
+ever was. What we possessed of real
+knowledge is real knowledge still. We
+sit down before a maze of things bewildering
+enough; but the vast mechanism,
+notwithstanding all its labyrinthian
+movements, is constant to
+itself, and presents always the same
+problem to the observer. But in this
+department of humanity, in this sphere
+of social existence, the case is otherwise.
+The human being, with hand,
+with intellect, is incessantly at work&mdash;has
+a progressive movement&mdash;<i>grows</i>
+<a class="pagenum" name="page400" id="page400" title="page400"></a>from age to age. He discovers, he
+invents, he speculates; his own inventions
+react upon the inventor; his own
+thoughts, creeds, speculations, become
+agents in the scene. Here <i>new facts</i>
+are actually from time to time starting
+into existence; new elements are introduced
+into society, which science
+could not have foreseen; for if they
+could have been foreseen, they would
+already have been there. A new
+creed, even a new machine, may confound
+the wisest of speculations. Man
+is, in relation to the science that would
+survey society, a <i>creator</i>. In short,
+that stability in the order of events,
+that invariable recurrence of the same
+linked series, on which science depends
+for its very existence, here, in
+some measure, fails us. In such degree,
+therefore, as humanity can be
+described as progressive, or developing
+itself, in such degree is it an untractable
+subject for the scientific method.
+We have but one world, but
+one humanity before us, but one specimen
+of this self developing creature,
+and that perhaps but half grown, but
+half developed. How can we know
+whereabouts <i>we are</i> in our course, and
+what is coming next? We want the
+history of some extinguished world in
+which a humanity has run its full
+career; we need to extend our observation
+to other planets peopled with
+similar but variously developed inhabitants,
+in order scientifically to understand
+such a race as ours.</p>
+
+<p>What, for example, could be more
+safely stated as an eternal law of society
+than that of property?&mdash;a law
+which so justly governs all our political
+reasonings, and determines the
+character of our political measures
+the most prospective&mdash;a law which
+M. Comte has not failed himself to
+designate as fundamental. And yet,
+by what right of demonstration can we
+pronounce this law to be inherent in
+humanity, so that it shall accompany
+the race during every stage of its
+progress? That industry should be
+rewarded by a personal, exclusive
+property in the fruits of industry, is
+the principle consecrated by our law
+of property, and to which the spontaneous
+passions of mankind have in
+all regions of the earth conducted.
+Standing where we do, and looking
+out as far as our intellectual vision
+can extend, we pronounce it to be the
+basis of society; but if we added
+that, as long as the world lasts, it
+must continue to be the basis of society,
+that there are no elements in man to
+furnish forth, if circumstances favoured
+their development, a quite different
+principle for the social organization,
+we feel that we should be overstepping
+the modest bounds of truth, and
+stating our proposition in terms far
+wider and more absolute than we
+were warranted. Experiments have
+been made, and a tendency has repeatedly
+been manifested, to frame
+an association of men in which the
+industry of the individual should have
+its immediate reward and motive in
+the participated prosperity of the general
+body&mdash;where the good of the
+whole should be felt as the interest
+of each. <i>How</i> such a principle is to
+be established, we confess ourselves
+utterly at a loss to divine; but that
+no future events unforeseen by us,
+no unexpected modification of the
+circumstances affecting human character,
+shall ever develop and establish
+such a principle&mdash;this is what
+no scientific mind would venture to
+assert. Our knowledge is fully commensurate
+to our sphere of activity,
+nor need it, nor <i>can</i> it, pass beyond
+that sphere. We know that the law
+of property now forms the basis of
+society; we know that an attempt to
+abrogate it would be the signal for
+war and anarchy, and we know this
+also, that <i>at no time</i> can its opposite
+principle be established by force, because
+its establishment will require a
+wondrous harmony in the social
+body; and a civil war, let the victory
+fall where it may, must leave mankind
+full of dissension, rancour, and
+revenge. Our convictions, therefore,
+for all practical purposes, can receive
+no confirmation. If the far future is
+to be regulated by different principles,
+of what avail the knowledge of
+them, or how can they be intelligible
+to us, to whom are denied the circumstances
+necessary for their establishment,
+and for the demonstration of
+their reasonableness?</p>
+
+<p>&quot;The great Aristotle himself,&quot;
+says M. Comte, speaking of the impossibility
+of any man elevating himself
+above the circumstances of his
+age&mdash;&quot;The great Aristotle himself,
+the profoundest thinker of ancient
+times, (<i>la plus forte t&ecirc;te de toute l'antiquit&eacute;</i>,)
+could not conceive of a state
+of society not based on slavery, the
+irrevocable abolition of which commenced
+a few generations afterwards.&quot;&mdash;Vol.
+<a class="pagenum" name="page401" id="page401" title="page401"></a>iv. p.38. In the sociology
+of Aristotle, slavery would have
+been a fundamental law.</p>
+
+<p>There is another consideration, not
+unworthy of being mentioned, which
+bears upon this matter. In one portion
+of M. Comte's work, (we cannot
+now lay our hand upon the passage,)
+the question comes before him of the
+comparative <i>happiness</i> of the savage
+and the civilized man. He will not
+entertain it, refuses utterly to take
+cognizance of the question, and contents
+himself with asserting the fuller
+<i>development</i> of his nature displayed
+by the civilized man. M. Comte
+felt that science had no scale for this
+thing happiness. It was not ponderable,
+nor measurable, nor was there
+an uniformity of testimony to be collected
+thereon. How many of our
+debates and controversies terminate
+in a question of this kind&mdash;of the
+comparative happiness of two several
+conditions? Such questions are, for
+the most part, practically decided by
+those who have to <i>feel</i>; but to estimate
+happiness by and for the feelings
+of others, would be the task of
+science. Some future Royal Society
+must be called upon to establish a
+<i>standard measure</i> for human felicity.</p>
+
+<p>We are speaking, it will be remembered,
+of the production of a science.
+A scientific discipline of mind is undoubtedly
+available in the examination
+of social questions, and may be
+of eminent utility to the moralist, the
+jurist, and the politician&mdash;though it
+is worthy of observation that even the
+habit of scientific thought, if not in
+some measure tempered to the occasion,
+may display itself very inconveniently
+and prejudicially in the determination
+of such questions. Our
+author, for instance, after satisfying
+himself that marriage is a fundamental
+law of society, is incapable of
+tolerating any infraction whatever of
+this law in the shape of a divorce.
+He would give to it the rigidity of
+a law of mechanics; he finds there
+should be cohesion here, and he will
+not listen to a single case of separation:
+forgetful that a law of society
+may even be the more stable for admitting
+exceptions which secure for it
+the affection of those by whom it is
+to be reverenced and obeyed.</p>
+
+<p>With relation to the <i>past</i>, and in
+one point of view&mdash;namely, so far as
+regards the development of man in
+his speculative career&mdash;our Sociologist
+has endeavoured to supply a law
+which shall meet the peculiar exigencies
+of his case, and enable him to
+take a scientific survey of the history
+of a changeful and progressive being.
+At the threshold of his work we encounter
+the announcement of a <i>new
+law</i>, which has regulated the development
+of the human mind from its
+rudest state of intellectual existence.
+As this law lies at the basis of M.
+Comte's system&mdash;as it is perpetually
+referred to throughout his work&mdash;as
+it is by this law he proceeds to view
+history in a scientific manner&mdash;as,
+moreover, it is by aid of this law that
+he undertakes to explain the <i>provisional
+existence</i> of all theology, explaining
+it in the past, and removing it
+from the future&mdash;it becomes necessary
+to enter into some examination of its
+claims, and we must request our readers'
+attention to the following statement
+of it:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blkquot"><p>&quot;In studying the entire development
+of the human intelligence in its different
+spheres of activity, from its first efforts
+the most simple up to our own days, I
+believe I have discovered a great fundamental
+law, to which it is subjected by an
+invariable necessity, and which seems to
+me capable of being firmly established,
+whether on those proofs which are furnished
+by a knowledge of our organization,
+or on those historical verifications which
+result from an attentive examination of
+the past. The law consists in this&mdash;that
+each of our principal conceptions, each
+branch of our knowledge, passes successively
+through three different states of theory:
+the <i>theologic</i>, or fictitious; the <i>metaphysic</i>,
+or abstract; the scientific, or <i>positive</i>. In
+other terms, the human mind, by its nature,
+employs successively, in each of its researches,
+three methods of philosophizing,
+the character of which is essentially different,
+and even radically opposed; at first
+the theologic method, then the metaphysical,
+and last the positive method. Hence
+three distinct philosophies, or general
+systems of conceptions on the aggregate of
+phenomena, which mutually exclude each
+other; the first is the necessary starting-point
+of the human intelligence; the third
+is its fixed and definite state; the second
+is destined to serve the purpose only of
+transition.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;In the <i>theologic</i> state, the human mind,
+directing its researches to the intimate
+nature of things, the first causes and the
+final causes of all those effects which arrest
+its attention, in a word, towards an absolute
+knowledge of things, represents to itself
+<a class="pagenum" name="page402" id="page402" title="page402"></a>the phenomena as produced by the direct
+and continuous action of supernatural
+agents, more or less numerous, whose
+arbitrary intervention explains all the apparent
+anomalies of the universe.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;In the <i>metaphysic</i> state, which is, in
+its essence, a modification of the former,
+the supernatural agents are displaced by
+abstract forces, veritable entities (personified
+abstractions) inherent in things, and
+conceived as capable of engendering by
+themselves all the observed phenomena&mdash;whose
+explanation, thenceforth, consists in
+assigning to each its corresponding entity.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;At last, in the <i>positive</i> state the human
+mind, recognizing the impossibility of
+obtaining absolute notions, renounces the
+search after the origin and destination of
+the universe, and the knowledge of the
+intimate causes of phenomena, to attach
+itself exclusively to the discovery, by the
+combined efforts of ratiocination and observation,
+of their effective laws; that is to
+say, their invariable relations of succession
+and of similitude. The explanation of
+things, reduced now to its real terms, becomes
+nothing more than the connexion
+established between the various individual
+phenomena and certain general facts, the
+number of which the progress of science
+tends continually to diminish.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;The <i>theologic</i> system has reached the
+highest state of perfection of which it is
+susceptible, when it has substituted the
+providential action of one only being for
+the capricious agency of the numerous
+independent divinities who had previously
+been imagined. In like manner, the last
+term of the <i>metaphysic</i> system consists in
+conceiving, instead of the different special
+entities, one great general entity, <i>nature</i>,
+considered as the only source of all phenomena.
+The perfection of the <i>positive</i>
+system, towards which it unceasingly tends,
+though it is not probable it can ever attain
+to it, would be the ability to represent all
+observable phenomena as particular cases
+of some one general fact; such, for instance,
+as that of gravitation.&quot;&mdash;Vol. I.
+p. 5.</p></div>
+
+<p>After some very just, and indeed
+admirable, observations on the necessity,
+or extreme utility, of a theologic
+hypothesis at an early period of mental
+development, in order to promote
+any systematic thought whatever, he
+proceeds thus:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blkquot"><p>&quot;It is easily conceivable that our understanding,
+compelled to proceed by degrees
+almost imperceptible, could not pass
+abruptly, and without an intermediate
+stage, from the <i>theologic</i> to the <i>positive</i>
+philosophy. Theology and physics are so
+profoundly incompatible, their conceptions
+have a character so radically opposed, that
+before renouncing the one to employ exclusively
+the other, the mind must make
+use of intermediate conceptions of a bastard
+character, fit, for that very reason, gradually
+to operate the transition. Such is
+the natural destination of metaphysical
+conceptions; they have no other real utility.
+By substituting, in the study of phenomena,
+for supernatural directive agency
+an inseparable entity residing in things,
+(although this be conceived at first merely
+as an emanation from the former,) man
+habituates himself, by degrees, to consider
+only the facts themselves, the notion of
+these metaphysical agents being gradually
+subtilized, till they are no longer in the
+eyes of men of intelligence any thing but
+the names of abstractions. It is impossible
+to conceive by what other process our
+understanding could pass from considerations
+purely supernatural, to considerations
+purely natural, from the theologic to the
+positive <i>r&eacute;gime</i>.&quot;&mdash;P. 13.</p></div>
+
+<p>We need hardly say that we enter
+our protest against the supposition
+that theology is not the <i>last</i>, as well
+as the <i>first</i>, of our forms of thought&mdash;against
+the assertion that is here, and
+throughout the work, made or implied,
+that the scientific method, rigidly applied
+in its appropriate field of enquiry,
+would be found incompatible
+with the great argument of an intelligent
+Cause, and would throw the
+whole subject of theology out of the
+range of human knowledge. It would
+be superfluous for us to re-state that
+argument; and our readers would probably
+be more displeased to have presented
+before them a hostile view of
+this subject, though for the purpose
+only of controversy, than they would
+be edified by a repetition of those reasonings
+which have long since brought
+conviction to their minds. We will
+content ourselves, therefore, with this
+protest, and with adding&mdash;as a fact of
+experience, which, in estimating a law
+of development, may with peculiar
+propriety be insisted on&mdash;that hitherto
+no such incompatibility has made
+itself evident. Hitherto science, or
+the method of thinking, which its
+cultivation requires and induces, has
+not shown itself hostile to the first
+great article of religion&mdash;that on
+which revelation proceeds to erect all
+the remaining articles of our faith.
+If it is a fact that, in rude times, men
+began their speculative career by assigning
+individual phenomena to the
+immediate causation of supernatural
+powers, it is equally a fact that they
+<a class="pagenum" name="page403" id="page403" title="page403"></a>have hitherto, in the most enlightened
+times, terminated their inductive labours
+by assigning that <i>unity</i> and
+<i>correlation</i> which science points out
+in the universe of things to an ordaining
+intelligence. We repeat, as a
+matter of experience, it is as rare in
+this age to find a reflective man who
+does not read <i>thought</i> in this unity
+and correlation of material phenomena,
+as it would have been, in some
+rube superstitious period, to discover
+an individual who refused to see, in
+any one of the specialities around him,
+the direct interference of a spirit or
+demon. In our own country, men of
+science are rather to blame for a too
+detailed, a puerile and injudicious, manner
+of treating this great argument,
+than for any disposition to desert it.</p>
+
+<p>Contenting ourselves with this protest,
+we proceed to the consideration
+of the <i>new law</i>. That there is, in the
+statement here made of the course
+pursued in the development of speculative
+thought, a measure of truth;
+and that, in several subjects, the course
+here indicated may be traced, will
+probably, by every one who reads the
+foregoing extracts, be at once admitted.
+But assuredly very few will read
+it without a feeling of surprise at finding
+what (under certain limitations)
+they would have welcomed in the form
+of a general observation, proclaimed
+to them as a <i>law</i>&mdash;a scientific law&mdash;which
+from its nature admits of no
+exception; at finding it stated that
+every branch of human knowledge
+must of necessity pass through these
+three theoretic stages. In the case of
+some branches of knowledge, it is impossible
+to point out what can be understood
+as its several theologic and
+metaphysic stages; and even in cases
+where M. Comte has himself applied
+these terms, it is extremely difficult to
+assign to them a meaning in accordance
+with that which they bear in this
+statement of his law; as, for instance,
+in his application of them to his own
+science of social physics. But we
+need not pause on this. What a palpable
+fallacy it is to suppose, because
+M. Comte find the positive and theologic
+methods incompatible, that, historically
+speaking, and in the minds of
+men, which certainly admit of stranger
+commixtures than this, they should
+&quot;mutually exclude each other&quot;&mdash;that,
+in short, men have not been all along,
+in various degrees and proportions,
+both <i>theologic</i> and <i>positive</i>.</p>
+
+<p>What is it, we ask, that M. Comte
+means by the <i>succession</i> of these several
+stages or modes of thinking? Does
+he mean that what is here called the
+positive method of thought is not
+equally <i>spontaneous</i> to the human mind
+as the theological, but depends on it
+for its development? Hardly so.
+The predominance of the positive method,
+or its complete formation, may
+be postponed; but it clearly has an
+origin and an existence independent
+of the theological. No barbarian ever
+deified, or supernaturalized, every
+process around him; there must always
+have been a portion of his experience
+entertained merely <i>as experience</i>.
+The very necessity man has
+to labour for his subsistence, brings him
+into a practical acquaintance with the
+material world, which induces observation,
+and conducts towards a natural
+philosophy. If he is a theologian the
+first moment he gives himself up to
+meditation, he is on the road to the
+Baconian method the very day he begins
+to labour. The rudest workman
+uses the lever; the mathematician
+follows and calculates the law which
+determines the power it bestows;
+here we have industry and then science,
+but what room for the intervention of
+theology?</p>
+
+<p>Or does M. Comte mean this only&mdash;which
+we presume to be the case&mdash;that
+these methods of thought are, in
+succession, predominant and brought
+to maturity? If so, what necessity
+for this <i>metaphysic</i> apparatus for the
+sole purpose of <i>transition</i>? If each
+of these great modes, the positive and
+theological, has its independent source,
+and is equally spontaneous&mdash;if they
+have, in fact, been all along contemporary,
+though in different stages of
+development, the function attributed
+to the metaphysic mode is utterly superfluous;
+there can be no place for it;
+there is no transition for it to operate.
+And what can be said of <i>a law
+of succession</i> in which there is no relation
+of cause and effect, or of invariable
+sequence, between the phenomena?</p>
+
+<p>Either way the position of M.
+Comte is untenable. If he intends
+that his two great modes of thought,
+the theologic and the positive, (between
+which the metaphysic performs
+the function of transition,) are
+<i>not</i> equally spontaneous, but that the
+one must in the order of nature precede
+the other; then, besides that this
+is an unfounded supposition, it would
+<a class="pagenum" name="page404" id="page404" title="page404"></a>follow&mdash;since the mind, or <i>organization</i>,
+of man remains from age to age
+the same in its fundamental powers&mdash;that,
+at this very time, no man could
+be inducted into the positive state of
+any branch of knowledge, without
+first going through its theologic and
+metaphysic. Truth must be expounded
+through a course of errors. Science
+must be eternally postponed, in every
+system of education, to theology, and
+a theology of the rudest description&mdash;a
+result certainly not contemplated by
+M. Comte. If, on the other hand, he
+intends that they <i>are</i> equally spontaneous
+in their character, equally native
+to the mind, then, we repeat,
+what becomes of the elaborate and
+&quot;indispensable&quot; part ascribed to the
+<i>metaphysic</i> of effectuating a transition
+between them? And how can we
+describe that as a scientific <i>law</i> in
+which there is confessedly no immediate
+relation of cause and effect, or
+sequency, established? The statement,
+if true, manifestly requires to
+be resolved into the law, or laws, capable
+of explaining it.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps our readers have all this
+while suspected that we are acting in
+a somewhat captious manner towards
+M. Comte; they have, perhaps, concluded
+that this author could not have
+here required their assent, strictly
+speaking, to a <i>law</i>, but that he used
+the term vaguely, as many writers
+have done&mdash;meaning nothing more
+by it than a course of events which
+has frequently been observed to take
+place; and under this impression they
+may be more disposed to receive the
+measure of truth contained in it than
+to cavil at the form of the statement.
+But indeed M. Comte uses the language
+of science in no such vague
+manner; he requires the same assent
+to this law that we give to any one
+of the recognized laws of science&mdash;to
+that of gravitation for instance,
+to which he himself likens it, pronouncing
+it, in a subsequent part of
+his work, to have been as incontrovertibly
+established. Upon this law,
+think what we may of it, M. Comte
+leans throughout all his progress; he
+could not possibly dispense with it;
+on its stability depends his whole social
+science; by it, as we have already
+intimated, he becomes master of the
+past and of the future; and an appreciation
+of its necessity to him, at once
+places us at that point of view from
+which M. Comte contemplates our
+mundane affairs.</p>
+
+<p>It is his object to put the scientific
+method in complete possession of the
+whole range of human thought, especially
+of the department, hitherto unreduced
+to subjection, of social phenomena.
+Now there is a great rival in
+the field&mdash;theology&mdash;which, besides
+imparting its own supernatural tenets,
+influences our modes of thinking on
+almost all social questions. Theology
+cannot itself be converted into a branch
+of science; all those tenets by which it
+sways the hopes and fears of men are
+confessedly above the sphere of science:
+if science, therefore, is to rule absolutely,
+it must remove theology. But
+it can only remove by explaining; by
+showing how it came there, and how,
+in good time, it is destined to depart.
+If the scientific method is entirely to
+predominate, it must explain religion,
+as it must explain every thing that
+exists, or has existed; and it must also
+reveal the law of its departure&mdash;otherwise
+it cannot remain sole mistress of
+the speculative mind. Such is the
+office which the law of development
+we have just considered is intended to
+fulfil; how far it is capable of accomplishing
+its purpose we must now leave
+our readers to decide.</p>
+
+<p>Having thus, as he presumes, cleared
+the ground for the absolute and exclusive
+dominion of the positive method,
+M. Comte proceeds to erect the <i>hierarchy</i>,
+as he very descriptively calls it,
+of the several sciences. His classification
+of these is based on the simplest
+and most intelligible principle.
+We think that we rather add to, than
+diminish from, the merits of this classification,
+when we say, that it is such
+as seems spontaneously to arise to any
+reflective mind engaged in a review of
+human knowledge. Commencing with
+the most simple, general, and independent
+laws, it proceeds to those
+which are more complicated, which
+presume the existence of other laws;
+in such manner that at every stage of
+our scientific progress we are supporting
+ourselves on the knowledge acquired
+in the one preceding.</p>
+
+<div class="blkquot"><p>&quot;The positive philosophy,&quot; he tells us,
+&quot;falls naturally into five divisions, or five
+fundamental sciences, whose order of succession
+is determined by the necessary or
+invariable subordination (estimated according
+to no hypothetical opinions) of their several
+phenomena; these are, astronomy,
+<a class="pagenum" name="page405" id="page405" title="page405"></a>mechanics, (<i>la physique</i>,) chemistry, physiology,
+and lastly, social physics. The first
+regards the phenomena the most general,
+the most abstract, the most remote from
+humanity; they influence all others, without
+being influenced by them. The phenomena
+considered by the last are, on the
+contrary, the most complicated, the most
+concrete, the most directly interesting to
+man; they depend more or less on all the
+preceding phenomena, without exercising
+on them any influence. Between these
+two extremes, the degrees of speciality,
+of complication and personality, of phenomena,
+gradually increase, as well as their
+successive dependence.&quot;&mdash;Vol. I. p. 96.</p></div>
+
+<p>The principle of classification is excellent,
+but is there no rank dropt out
+of this <i>hierarchy</i>? The metaphysicians,
+or psychologists, who are wont
+to consider themselves as standing at
+the very summit&mdash;where are they?
+They are dismissed from their labours&mdash;their
+place is occupied by others&mdash;and
+what was considered as having
+substance and reality in their proceedings,
+is transferred to the head of
+physiology. The phrenologist is admitted
+into the hierarchy of science as
+an honest, though hitherto an unpractised,
+and not very successful labourer;
+the metaphysician, with his class of
+internal observations, is entirely scouted.
+M. Comte considers the <i>mind</i> as
+one of those abstract entities which it
+is the first business of the positive
+philosophy to discard. He speaks of
+man, of his organization, of his thought,
+but not, scientifically, of his <i>mind</i>.
+This entity, this occult cause, belongs
+to the <i>metaphysic</i> stage of theorizing.
+&quot;There is no place,&quot; he cries, &quot;for this
+illusory psychology, the last transformation
+of theology!&quot;&mdash;though, by the
+way, so far as a belief in this abstract
+entity of mind is concerned, the <i>metaphysic</i>
+condition of our knowledge appears
+to be quite as old, quite as
+primitive, as any conception whatever of
+theology. Now, whether M. Comte
+be right in this preference of the
+phrenologist, we will not stay to discuss&mdash;it
+were too wide a question;
+but thus much we can briefly and indisputably
+show, that he utterly misconceives,
+as well as underrates, the
+<i>kind of research</i> to which psychologists
+are addicted. As M. Comte's style
+is here unusually vivacious, we will
+quote the whole passage. Are we
+uncharitable in supposing that the
+prospect of demolishing, at one fell
+swoop, the brilliant reputations of a
+whole class of Parisian <i>savans</i>, added
+something to the piquancy of the
+style?</p>
+
+<div class="blkquot"><p>&quot;Such has gradually become, since the
+time of Bacon, the preponderance of the
+positive philosophy; it has at present assumed
+indirectly so great an ascendant
+over those minds even which have been
+most estranged from it, that metaphysicians
+devoted to the study of our intelligence,
+can no longer hope to delay the
+fall of their pretended science, but by presenting
+their doctrines as founded also
+upon the observation of facts. For this
+purpose they have, in these later times,
+attempted to distinguish, by a very singular
+subtilty, two sorts of observations of
+equal importance, the one external, the
+other internal; the last of which is exclusively
+destined for the study of intellectual
+phenomena. This is not the place to
+enter into the special discussion of this
+sophism. I will limit myself to indicate
+the principal consideration, which clearly
+proves that this pretended direct contemplation
+of the mind by itself, is a pure
+illusion.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Not a long while ago men imagined
+they had explained vision by saying that
+the luminous action of bodies produces on
+the retina pictures representative of
+external forms and colours. To this the
+physiologists [query, the <i>physiologists</i>]
+have objected, with reason, that if it was
+<i>as images</i> that the luminous impressions
+acted, there needed another eye within
+the eye to behold them. Does not a
+similar objection hold good still more
+strikingly in the present case?</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It is clear, in fact, from an invincible
+necessity, that the human mind can observe
+directly all phenomena except its
+own. For by whom can the observation
+be made? It is conceivable that,
+relatively to moral phenomena, man can observe
+himself in regard to the passions
+which animate him, from this anatomical
+reason, that the organs which are the seat
+of them are distinct from those destined
+to the function of observation. Though
+each man has had occasion to make on
+himself such observations, yet they can
+never have any great scientific importance;
+and the best means of knowing the passions
+will be always to observe them without;
+[<i>indeed</i>!] for every state of passion
+very energetic&mdash;that is to say, precisely
+those which it would be most essential to
+examine, are necessarily incompatible with
+the state of observation. But as to observing
+in the same manner intellectual
+phenomena, while they are proceeding, it
+is manifestly impossible. The thinking
+individual cannot separate himself in two
+parts, of which the one shall reason, and
+<a class="pagenum" name="page406" id="page406" title="page406"></a>the other observe it reasoning. The organ
+observed and the organ observing being
+in this case identical, how can observation
+be carried on?</p>
+
+<p>&quot;This pretended psychological method
+is thus radically absurd. And only consider
+to what procedures profoundly contradictory
+it immediately conducts! On
+the other hand, they recommend you to
+isolate yourself as much as possible from
+all external sensation; and, above all,
+they interdict you every intellectual exercise;
+for if you were merely occupied in
+making the most simple calculation, what
+would become of your <i>internal</i> observation?
+On the other hand, after having
+thus, by dint of many precautions, attained
+to a perfect state of intellectual slumber,
+you are to occupy yourself in contemplating
+the operations passing in your mind&mdash;while
+there is no longer any thing passing
+there. Our descendants will one day see
+these ludicrous pretensions transferred to
+the stage.&quot;&mdash;P. 34.</p></div>
+
+<p>They seem transferred to the stage
+already&mdash;so completely burlesqued is
+the whole process on which the psychologist
+bases his results. He does not
+pretend to observe the mind itself; but
+he says, you can remember previous
+states of consciousness, whether of
+passion or of intellectual effort, and
+pay renewed attention to them. And
+assuredly there is no difficulty in understanding
+this. When, indeed, M.
+Cousin, after being much perplexed
+with the problem which Kant had
+thrown out to him, of objective and
+subjective truth, comes back to the
+public and tells them, in a second edition
+of his work, that he has succeeded
+in discovering, in the inmost recesses
+of the mind, and at a depth of the
+consciousness to which neither he
+nor any other had before been able to
+penetrate, this very sense of the absolute
+in truth of which he was in
+search&mdash;something very like the account
+which M. Conte gives, may be
+applicable. But when M. Cousin, or
+other psychologists, in the ordinary
+course of their investigations, observe
+mental phenomena, they simply pay
+attention to what memory brings them
+of past experiences; observations
+which are not only a legitimate source
+of knowledge, but which are continually
+made, with more or less accuracy,
+by every human being. If they are
+impossible according to the doctrines
+of phrenology, let phrenology look to
+this, and rectify her blunder in the
+best way, as speedily as she can. M.
+Comte may think fit to depreciate the
+labours of the metaphysician; but it
+is not to the experimental philosopher
+alone that he is indebted for that positive
+method which he expounds
+with so exclusive an enthusiasm. M.
+Comte is a phrenologist; he adopts
+the fundamental principles of Gall's
+system, but repudiates, as consummately
+absurd, the list of organs, and
+the minute divisions of the skull,
+which at present obtain amongst
+phrenologists. How came he, a phrenologist,
+so far and no further, but from
+certain information gathered from his
+consciousness, or his memory, which
+convicted phrenology of error? And
+how can he, or any other, rectify this
+erroneous division of the cranium, and
+establish a more reasonable one, unless
+by a course of craniological observations
+directed and confirmed by
+those internal observations which he
+is pleased here to deride?</p>
+
+<p>His hierarchy being erected, he
+next enters on a review of the several
+received sciences, marking throughout
+the successful, or erroneous, application
+of the positive method. This
+occupies three volumes. It is a portion
+of the work which we are restricted
+from entering on; nor shall we
+deviate from the line we have prescribed
+to ourselves. But before
+opening the fourth volume, in which
+he treats of social physics, it will not
+be beside our object to take a glance at
+the <i>method</i> itself, as applied in the
+usual field of scientific investigation,
+to nature, as it is called&mdash;to inorganic
+matter, to vegetable and animal life.</p>
+
+<p>We are not here determining the
+merits of M. Comte in his exposition
+of the scientific method; we take it
+as we find it; and, in unsophisticated
+mood, we glance at the nature of this
+mental discipline&mdash;to make room for
+which, it will be remembered, so wide
+a territory is to be laid waste.</p>
+
+<p>Facts, or phenomena, classed according
+to their similitude or the law
+of their succession&mdash;such is the material
+of science. All enquiry into
+causes, into substance, into being,
+pronounced impertinent and nugatory;
+the very language in which
+such enquiries are couched not allowed,
+perhaps, to have a meaning&mdash;such
+is the supreme dictate of the method,
+and all men yield to it at least a nominal
+submission. Very different is
+the aspect which science presents to
+us in these severe generalities, than
+<a class="pagenum" name="page407" id="page407" title="page407"></a>when she lectures fluently before gorgeous
+orreries; or is heard from behind
+a glittering apparatus, electrical
+or chemical; or is seen, gay and sportive
+as a child, at her endless game of
+unwearying experiment. Here she is
+the harsh and strict disciplinarian. The
+museful, meditative spirit passes from
+one object of its wonder to another, and
+finds, at every pause it makes, that
+science is as strenuous in forbidding
+as in satisfying enquiry. The planet
+rolls through space&mdash;ask not how!&mdash;the
+mathematician will tell you at
+what rate it flies&mdash;let his figures suffice.
+A thousand subtle combinations
+are taking place around you, producing
+the most marvellous transformations&mdash;the
+chemist has a table of substances,
+and a table of proportions&mdash;names
+and figures both&mdash;<i>why</i> these
+transmutations take place, is a question
+you should be ashamed to ask.
+Plants spring up from the earth, and
+<i>grow</i>, and blossom at your feet, and
+you look on with delight, and an unsubduable
+wonder, and in a heedless
+moment you ask what is <i>life?</i> Science
+will generalize the fact to you&mdash;give
+you its formula for the expression of
+<i>growth, decomposition, and recomposition</i>,
+under circumstances not as yet
+very accurately collected. Still you
+stand gazing at the plant which a short
+while since stole through a crevice of
+the earth, and taking to itself, with
+such subtle power of choice, from the
+soil or the air, the matter that it needed,
+fashioned it to the green leaf and
+the hanging blossom. In vain! Your
+scientific monitor calls you from futile
+reveries, and repeats his formula of
+decomposition and recomposition. As
+<i>attraction</i> in the planet is known only
+as a movement admitting of a stated
+numerical expression, so <i>life</i> in the
+plant is to be known only as decomposition
+and recomposition taking
+place under certain circumstances.
+Think of it as such&mdash;no more. But,
+O learned philosopher! you exclaim,
+you shall tell me that you know not
+what manner of thing life is, and I
+will believe you; and if you add that
+I shall never discover it, I will believe
+you; but you cannot prevent me
+from knowing that it is something I
+do not know. Permit me, for I cannot
+help it, still to wonder what life
+is. Upon the dial of a watch the
+hands are moving, and a child asks
+why? Child! I respond, that the
+hands <i>do</i> move is an ultimate fact&mdash;so,
+represent it to yourself&mdash;and here,
+moreover, is the law of their movement&mdash;the
+longer index revolves twelve
+times while the shorter revolves once.
+This is knowledge, and will be of use
+to you&mdash;more you cannot understand.
+And the child is silent, but still it
+keeps its eye upon the dial, and knows
+there is something that it does not
+know.</p>
+
+<p>But while you are looking, in spite
+of your scientific monitor, at this
+beautiful creature that grows fixed
+and rooted in the earth&mdash;what is this
+that glides forth from beneath its
+leaves, with self-determined motion,
+not to be expressed by a numerical
+law, pausing, progressing, seeking,
+this way and that, its pasture?&mdash;what
+have we here? <i>Irritability and a tissue.</i>
+Lo! it shrinks back as the heel of the
+philosopher has touched it, coiling and
+writhing itself&mdash;what is this? <i>Sensation
+and a nerve.</i> Does the nerve <i>feel</i>?
+you inconsiderately ask, or is there
+some sentient being, other than the
+nerve, in which sensation resides? A
+smile of derision plays on the lip of the
+philosopher. <i>There is sensation</i>&mdash;you
+cannot express the fact in simpler or
+more general terms. Turn your enquiries,
+or your microscope, on the
+organization with which it is, in order
+of time, connected. Ask not me, in
+phrases without meaning, of the unintelligible
+mysteries of ontology. And
+you, O philosopher! who think and
+reason thus, is not the thought within
+thee, in every way, a most perplexing
+matter? Not more perplexing, he replies,
+than the pain of yonder worm,
+which seems now to have subsided,
+since it glides on with apparent pleasure
+over the surface of the earth.
+Does the organization of the man, or
+something else within him, <i>think</i>?&mdash;does
+the organization of that worm, or
+something else within it, <i>feel</i>?&mdash;they
+are virtually the same questions, and
+equally idle. Phenomena are the sole
+subjects of science. Like attraction
+in the planet, like life in the vegetable,
+like sensation in the animal, so thought
+in man is an ultimate fact, which we
+can merely recognize, and place in its
+order in the universe. Come with me
+to the dissecting-room, and examine
+that cerebral apparatus with which it
+is, or <i>was</i>, connected.</p>
+
+<p>All this &quot;craves wary walking.&quot;
+It is a trying course, this <i>method</i>, for
+the uninitiated. How it strains the
+mind by the very limitations it imposes
+<a class="pagenum" name="page408" id="page408" title="page408"></a>on its outlook! How mysterious is this
+very sharp, and well-defined separation
+from all mystery! How giddy is
+this path that leads always so close
+over the unknowable! Giddy as that
+bridge of steel, framed like a scimitar,
+and as fine, which the faithful Moslem,
+by the aid of his Prophet, will
+pass with triumph on his way to Paradise.
+But of our bridge, it cannot be
+said that it has one foot on earth and
+one in heaven. Apparently, it has no
+foundation whatever; it rises from
+cloud, it is lost in cloud, and it spans
+an inpenetrable abyss. A mist, which
+no wind disperses, involves both extremities
+of our intellectual career,
+and we are seen to pass like shadows
+across the fantastic, inexplicable interval.</p>
+
+<p>We now open the fourth volume,
+which is emblazoned with the title of
+<i>Physique Social</i>. And here we will
+at once extract a passage, which, if
+our own remarks have been hitherto
+of an unattractive character, shall reward
+the reader for his patience. It
+is taken from that portion of the work&mdash;perhaps
+the most lucid and powerful
+of the whole&mdash;where, in order to
+demonstrate the necessity of his new
+science of Sociology, M. Comte enters
+into a review of the two great political
+parties which, with more or less
+distinctness, divide every nation of
+Europe; his intention being to show
+that both of them are equally incompetent
+to the task of organizing society.
+We shall render our quotation as brief
+as the purpose of exposition will allow:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blkquot"><p>&quot;It is impossible to deny that the political
+world is intellectually in a deplorable
+condition. All our ideas of <i>order</i> are
+hitherto solely borrowed from the ancient
+system of religious and military power,
+regarded especially in its constitution,
+catholic and feudal; a doctrine which,
+from the philosophic point of view of this
+treatise, represents incontestably the <i>theologic</i>
+state of the social science. All our
+ideas of <i>progress</i> continue to be
+exclusively deduced from a philosophy purely
+negative, which, issuing from Protestantism,
+has taken in the last age its final form
+and complete development; the doctrines
+of which constitute, in reality, the <i>metaphysic</i>
+state of politics. Different classes
+of society adopt the one or the other of
+these, just as they are disposed to feel
+chiefly the want of conservation or that of
+amelioration. Rarely, it is true, do these
+antagonist doctrines present themselves in
+all their plenitude, and with their primitive
+homogeneity; they are found less and
+less in this form, except in minds purely
+speculative. But the monstrous medley
+which men attempt in our days of their
+incompatible principles, cannot evidently
+be endowed with any virtue foreign to the
+elements which compose it, and tends
+only, in fact, to their mutual neutralization.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;However pernicious may be at present
+the theologic doctrine, no true philosophy
+can forget that the formation and
+first development of modern societies were
+accomplished under its benevolent tutelage;
+which I hope sufficiently to demonstrate
+in the historical portion of this
+work. But it is not the less incontestably
+true that, for about three centuries, its
+influence has been, amongst the nations
+most advanced, essentially retrograde, notwithstanding
+the partial services it has
+throughout that period rendered. It
+would be superfluous to enter here into a
+special discussion of this doctrine, in order
+to show its extreme insufficiency at the
+present day. The deplorable absence of
+all sound views of social organization can
+alone account for the absurd project of
+giving, in these times, for the support of
+social order, a political system which has
+already been found unable to sustain itself
+before the spontaneous progress of intelligence
+and of society. The historical analysis
+which we shall subsequently institute
+of the successive changes which have gradually
+brought about the entire dissolution
+of the catholic and feudal system, will
+demonstrate, better than any direct argument,
+its radical and irrevocable decay.
+The theologic school has generally no other
+method of explaining this decomposition
+of the old system than by causes merely
+accidental or personal, out of all reasonable
+proportion with the magnitude of the
+results; or else, when hard driven, it has
+recourse to its ordinary artifice, and attempts
+to explain all by an appeal to the
+will of Providence, to whom is ascribed
+the intention of raising a time of trial for
+the social order, of which the commencement,
+the duration, and the character, are
+all left equally obscure.&quot;...&mdash;P.14</p>
+
+<p>&quot;In a point of view strictly logical, the
+social problem might be stated thus:&mdash;construct
+a doctrine that shall be so
+rationally conceived that it shall be found,
+as it develops itself, to be still always consistent
+with its own principles. Neither
+of the existing doctrines satisfies this condition,
+even by the rudest approximation.
+Both display numerous and direct contradictions,
+and on important points. By
+this alone their utter insufficiency is clearly
+exhibited. The doctrine which shall fulfil
+this condition, will, from this test, be recognized
+as the one capable of reorganizing
+<a class="pagenum" name="page409" id="page409" title="page409"></a>society; for it is an <i>intellectual reorganization</i>
+that is first wanted&mdash;a re-establishment
+of a real and durable harmony
+amongst our social ideas, disturbed and
+shaken to the very foundation. Should
+this regeneration be accomplished in one
+intelligence only, (and such must necessarily
+be its manner of commencement,)
+its extension would be certain; for the
+number of intelligences to be convinced
+can have no influence except as a question
+of time. I shall not fail to point out,
+when the proper opportunity arrives, the
+eminent superiority, in this respect, of the
+positive philosophy, which, once extended
+to social phenomena, will necessarily combine
+the ideas of men in a strict and
+complete manner, which in no other way can
+be attained.&quot;&mdash;P. 20.</p></div>
+
+<p>M. Comte then mentions some of
+the inconsistencies of the theologic
+school.</p>
+
+<div class="blkquot"><p>&quot;Analyze, for example, the vain attempts,
+so frequently renewed during two
+centuries by so many distinguished minds,
+to subordinate, according to the theologic
+formula, reason to faith; it is easy to
+recognize the radical contradiction this
+attempt involves, which establishes reason
+herself as supreme judge of this very
+submission, the extent and the permanence
+of which is to depend upon her variable
+and not very rigid decisions. The most
+eminent thinker of the present catholic
+school, the illustrious <i>De Maistre</i>,
+himself affords a proof, as convincing as
+involuntary, of this inevitable contradiction
+in his philosophy, when, renouncing
+all theologic weapons, he labours in his
+principal work to re-establish the Papal
+supremacy on purely historical and political
+reasonings, instead of limiting himself
+to command it by right divine&mdash;the
+only mode in true harmony with such
+a doctrine, and which a mind, at another
+epoch, would not certainly have hesitated
+to adopt.&quot;&mdash;P. 25.</p></div>
+
+<p>After some further observations on
+the theologic or retrograde school, he
+turns to the <i>metaphysic</i>, sometimes
+called the anarchical, sometimes <i>doctrine
+critique</i>, for M. Comte is rich in
+names.</p>
+
+<div class="blkquot"><p>&quot;In submitting, in their turn, the <i>metaphysic</i>
+doctrine to a like appreciation, it
+must never be overlooked that, though
+exclusively critical, and therefore purely
+revolutionary, it has not the less merited,
+for a long time, the title of progressive,
+as having in fact presided over the principal
+political improvements accomplished
+in the course of the three last centuries,
+and which have necessarily been of a
+<i>negative</i> description. If, when conceived
+in an absolute sense, its dogmas manifest,
+in fact, a character directly anarchical,
+when viewed in an historical position, and
+in their antagonism to the ancient system,
+they constitute a provisional state, necessary
+to the introduction of a new political
+organization.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;By a necessity as evident as it is
+deplorable, a necessity inherent in our
+feeble nature, the transition from one
+social system to another can never be
+direct and continuous; it supposes always,
+during some generations at least, a sort of
+interregnum, more or less anarchical,
+whose character and duration depend on
+the importance and extent of the renovation
+to be effected. (While the old system
+remains standing, though undermined, the
+public reason cannot become familiarized
+with a class of ideas entirely opposed to it.)
+In this necessity we see the legitimate
+source of the present <i>doctrine critique</i>&mdash;a
+source which at once explains the indispensable
+services it has hitherto rendered,
+and also the essential obstacles it now
+opposes to the final reorganization of
+modern societies....</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Under whatever aspect we regard it,
+the general spirit of the metaphysic revolutionary
+system consists in erecting into
+a normal and permanent state a necessarily
+exceptional and transitory condition. By
+a direct and total subversion of political
+notions, the most fundamental, it represents
+government as being, by its nature, the
+necessary enemy of society, against which
+it sedulously places itself in a constant
+state of suspicion and watchfulness; it is
+disposed incessantly to restrain more and
+more its sphere of activity, in order to
+prevent its encroachments, and tends
+finally to leave it no other than the simple
+functions of general police, without any
+essential participation in the supreme direction
+of the action of the collective
+body or of its social development.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Approaching to a more detailed examination
+of this doctrine, it is evident that
+the absolute right of free examination
+(which, connected as it is with the liberty
+of the press and the freedom of education,
+is manifestly its principal and fundamental
+dogma) is nothing else, in reality, but the
+consecration, under the vicious abstract
+form common to all metaphysic conceptions,
+of that transitional state of unlimited
+liberty in which the human mind has been
+spontaneously placed, in consequence of
+the irrevocable decay of the theologic
+philosophy, and which must naturally remain
+till the establishment in the social domain
+of the positive method.<a name="footnotetag49" id="footnotetag49"></a><a href="#footnote49"><sup>49</sup></a> ... However
+salutary and indispensable in its historical
+<a class="pagenum" name="page410" id="page410" title="page410"></a>position, this principle opposes a grave
+obstacle to the reorganization of society,
+by being erected into an absolute and permanent
+dogma. To examine always without
+deciding ever, would be deemed great
+folly in any individual. How can the dogmatic
+consecration of a like disposition
+amongst all individuals, constitute the definitive
+perfection of the social order, in
+regard, too, to ideas whose finity it is so
+peculiarly important, and so difficult, to
+establish? Is it not evident, on the contrary,
+that such a disposition is, from its
+nature, radically anarchical, inasmuch as,
+if it could be indefinitely prolonged, it
+must hinder every true mental organization?</p>
+
+<p>&quot;No association whatever, though destined
+for a special and temporary purpose,
+and though limited to a small number
+of individuals, can subsist without a
+certain degree of reciprocal confidence,
+both intellectual and moral, between its
+members, each one of whom finds a continual
+necessity for a crowd of notions, to
+the formation of which he must remain a
+stranger, and which he cannot admit but
+on the faith of others. By what monstrous
+exception can this elementary condition
+of all society be banished from that
+total association of mankind, where the
+point of view which the individual takes,
+is most widely separated from that point
+of view which the collective interest requires,
+and where each member is the least
+capable, whether by nature or position, to
+form a just appreciation of these general
+rules, indispensable to the good direction
+of his personal activity. Whatever intellectual
+development we may suppose possible,
+in the mass of men it is evident,
+that social order will remain always necessarily
+incompatible with the permanent
+liberty left to each, to throw back every
+day into endless discussion the first principles
+even of society....</p>
+
+<p>&quot;The dogma of <i>equality</i> is the most
+essential and the most influential after
+that which I have just examined, and is,
+besides, in necessary relation to the principle
+of the unrestricted liberty of judgment;
+for this last indirectly leads to the
+conclusion of an equality of the most fundamental
+character&mdash;an equality of intelligence.
+In its bearing on the ancient
+system, it has happily promoted the development
+of modern civilization, by presiding
+over the final dissolution of the old
+social classification. But this function
+constitutes the sole progressive destination
+of this energetic dogma, which tends in its
+turn to prevent every just reorganization,
+since its destructive activity is blindly directed
+against the basis of every new
+classification. For, whatever that basis
+may be, it cannot be reconciled with a
+pretended equality, which, to all intelligent
+men, can now only signify the triumph
+of the inequalities developed by
+modern civilization, over those which had
+predominated in the infancy of society....</p>
+
+<p>&quot;The same philosophical appreciation
+is applicable with equal ease to the dogma
+of the <i>sovereignty of the people</i>. Whilst
+estimating, as is fit, the indispensable
+transitional office of this revolutionary
+dogma, no true philosopher can now misunderstand
+the fatal anarchical tendency
+of this metaphysical conception, since in
+its absolute application it opposes itself to
+all regular institution, condemning indefinitely
+all superiors to an arbitrary dependence
+on the multitude of their inferiors,
+by a sort of transference to the people of
+the much-reprobated right of kings.&quot;</p></div>
+
+<p>As our author had shown how the
+<i>theologic</i> philosophy was inconsistent
+often with itself, so, in criticising the
+<i>metaphysics</i>, he exposes here also
+certain self-contradictions. He reproaches
+it with having, in its contests
+with the old system, endeavoured,
+at each stage, to uphold and adopt
+some of the elementary principles of
+that very system it was engaged in
+destroying.</p>
+
+<div class="blkquot"><p>&quot;Thus,&quot; he says, &quot;there arose a Christianity
+more and more simplified, and reduced
+at length to a vague and powerless
+theism, which, by a strange medley of
+terms, the metaphysicians distinguished by
+the title of <i>natural religion</i>, as if all religion
+was not inevitably <i>supernatural</i>.
+In pretending to direct the social reorganization
+after this vain conception, the
+metaphysic school, notwithstanding its
+destination purely revolutionary, has always
+implicitly adhered, and does so, especially
+and distinctly, at the present day, to
+the most fundamental principle of the ancient
+political doctrine&mdash;that which represents
+the social order as necessarily reposing
+on a theological basis. This is now
+the most evident, and the most pernicious
+inconsistency of the metaphysic doctrine.
+Armed with this concession, the school of
+Bossuet and De Maistre will always maintain
+an incontestable logical superiority over
+<a class="pagenum" name="page411" id="page411" title="page411"></a>the irrational detractors of Catholicism,
+who, while they proclaim the want of a
+religious organization, reject, nevertheless,
+the elements indispensable to its realization.
+By such a concession the revolutionary
+school concur in effect, at the present
+day, with the retrograde, in preventing
+a right organization of modern societies,
+whose intellectual condition more and
+more interdicts a system of politics founded
+on theology.&quot;</p></div>
+
+<p>Our readers will doubtless agree
+with us, that this review of political
+parties (though seen through an extract
+which we have been compelled
+to abbreviate in a manner hardly permissible
+in quoting from an author)
+displays a singular originality and
+power of thought; although each one
+of them will certainly have his own
+class of objections and exceptions to
+make. We said that the impression
+created by the work was decidedly
+<i>conservative</i>, and this quotation has
+already borne us out. For without
+implying that we could conscientiously
+make use of every argument here put
+into our hands, we may be allowed to
+say, as the lawyers do in Westminster
+Hail, <i>if this be so</i>, then it follows that
+we of the retrograde, or as we may
+fairly style ourselves in England&mdash;seeing
+this country has not progressed
+so rapidly as France&mdash;we of the stationary
+party are fully justified in
+maintaining our position, unsatisfactory
+though it may be, till some better
+and more definite system has been
+revealed to us, than any which has
+yet made its advent in the political
+world. If the revolutionary, metaphysic,
+or liberal school have no proper
+office but that of destruction&mdash;if
+its nature be essentially transitional&mdash;can
+we be called upon to forego this
+position, to quit our present anchorage,
+until we know whereto we are to
+be transferred? Shall we relinquish
+the traditions of our monarchy, and
+the discipline of our church, before
+we hear what we are to receive in exchange?
+M. Comte would not advise
+so irrational a proceeding.</p>
+
+<p>But M. Comte has himself a <i>constructive</i>
+doctrine; M. Comte will
+give us in exchange&mdash;what? The
+Scientific Method!</p>
+
+<p>We have just seen something of
+this scientific method. M. Comte
+himself is well aware that it is a style
+of thought by no means adapted to the
+multitude. Therefore there will arise
+with the scientific method an altogether
+new class, an intellectual aristocracy,
+(not the present race of <i>savans</i>
+or their successors, whom he is
+particularly anxious to exclude from
+all such advancement,) who will expound
+to the people the truths to
+which that method shall give birth.
+This class will take under its control
+all that relates to education. It will
+be the seat of the moral power, not of
+the administrative. This, together
+with some arguments to establish
+what few are disposed to question, the
+fundamental character of the laws of
+property and of marriage, is all that
+we are here presented with towards
+the definite re-organization of society.</p>
+
+<p>We shall not go back to the question,
+already touched upon, and which
+lies at the basis of all this&mdash;how far it
+is possible to construct a science of
+Sociology. There is only one way in
+which the question can be resolved in
+the affirmative&mdash;namely, by constructing
+the science.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile we may observe, that
+the general consent of a cultivated
+order of minds to a certain class of
+truths, is not sufficient for the purposes
+of government. We take, says
+M. Comte, our chemistry from the
+chemist, our astronomy from the astronomer;
+if these were fixed principles,
+we should take our politics
+with the same ease from the graduated
+politician. But it is worth while to
+consider what it is we do when we
+take our chemistry from the chemist,
+and our astronomy from the astronomer.
+We assume, on the authority
+of our teacher, certain facts which it
+is not in our power to verify; but his
+reasonings upon these facts we must
+be able to comprehend. We follow
+him as he explains the facts by which
+knowledge has been obtained, and
+yield to his statement a rational conviction.
+Unless we do this, we cannot
+be said to have any knowledge
+whatever of the subject&mdash;any chemistry
+or astronomy at all. Now, presuming
+there were a science of politics,
+as fixed and perfect as that of
+astronomy, the people must, at all
+events, be capable of understanding
+its exposition, or they could not possibly
+be governed by it. We need
+hardly say that those ideas, feelings,
+and sentiments, which can be made
+general, are those only on which government
+can rest.</p>
+
+<p>In the course of the preceding extract,
+our author exposes the futility
+<a class="pagenum" name="page412" id="page412" title="page412"></a>of that attempt which certain churchmen
+are making, as well on this side
+of the Channel as the other, to reason
+men back into a submission of their
+reason. Yet, if the science of Sociology
+should be above the apprehension
+of the vulgar, (as M. Comte seems
+occasionally to presume it would be,)
+he would impose on his intellectual
+priesthood a task of the very same
+kind, and even still more hopeless.
+A multitude once taught to argue and
+decide on politics, must be reasoned
+back into a submission of their reason
+to political teachers&mdash;teachers who
+have no sacred writings, and no traditions
+from which to argue a delegated
+authority, but whose authority
+must be founded on the very reasonableness
+of the entire system of their
+doctrine. But this is a difficulty we
+are certainly premature in discussing,
+as the true Catholic church in politics
+has still itself to be formed.</p>
+
+<p>We are afraid, notwithstanding all
+his protestations, M. Comte will be
+simply classed amongst the <i>Destructives</i>,
+so little applicable to the generality
+of minds is that mode of thought,
+to establish which (and it is for this
+we blame him) he calls, and so prematurely,
+for so great sacrifices.</p>
+
+<p>The fifth volume&mdash;the most remarkable,
+we think, of the whole&mdash;contains
+that historical survey which has been
+more than once alluded to in the foregoing
+extracts. This volume alone
+would make the fortune of any expert
+Parisian scribe who knew how to select
+from its rich store of original materials,
+who had skill to arrange and expound,
+and, above all, had the dexterity to
+adopt somewhat more ingeniously than
+M. Comte has done, his abstract statements
+to our reminiscences of historical
+facts. Full of his own generalities,
+he is apt to forget the concrete matter
+of the annalist. Indeed, it is a
+peculiarity running through the volume,
+that generalizations, in themselves
+of a valuable character, are
+shown to disadvantage by an unskilful
+alliance with history.</p>
+
+<p>We will make one quotation from
+this portion of the work, and then we
+must leave M. Comte. In reviewing
+the theological progress of mankind,
+he signalizes three epochs, that of
+Fetishism, of Polytheism, and of
+Monotheism. Our extract shall relate
+to the first of these, to that primitive
+state of religion, or idolatry, in which
+<i>things themselves</i> were worshipped;
+the human being transferring to them
+immediately a life, or power, somewhat
+analogous to its own.</p>
+
+<div class="blkquot"><p>&quot;Exclusively habituated, for so long a
+time, to a theology eminently metaphysic,
+we must feel at present greatly embarrassed
+in our attempt to comprehend this
+gross primitive mode of thought. It is
+thus that fetishism has often been confounded
+with polytheism, when to the
+latter has been applied the common expression
+of idolatry, which strictly relates
+to the former only; since the priests of
+Jupiter or Minerva would, no doubt, have
+as justly repelled the vulgar reproach of
+worshipping images, as do the Catholic
+doctors of the present day a like unjust
+accusation of the Protestants. But though
+we are happily sufficiently remote from
+fetishism to find a difficulty in conceiving
+it, yet each one of us has but to retrace
+his own mental history, to detect the
+essential characters of this initial state.
+Nay, even eminent thinkers of the present
+day, when they allow themselves to be
+involuntarily ensnared (under the influence,
+but partially rectified, of a vicious
+education) to attempt to penetrate the
+mystery of the essential production of any
+phenomenon whose laws are not familiar
+to them, they are in a condition personally
+to exemplify this invariable instinctive
+tendency to trace the generation of unknown
+effects to a cause analogous to life,
+which is no other, strictly speaking, than
+the principle of fetishism....</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Theologic philosophy, thoroughly investigated,
+has always necessarily for its
+base pure fetishism, which deifies instantly
+each body and each phenomenon capable
+of exciting the feeble thought of infant
+humanity. Whatever essential transformations
+this primitive philosophy may afterwards
+undergo, a judicious sociological
+analysis will always expose to view this
+primordial base, never entirely concealed,
+even in a religious state the most remote
+from the original point of departure. Not
+only, for example, the Egyptian theocracy
+has presented, at the time of its greatest
+splendour, the established and prolonged
+coexistence, in the several castes of the
+hierarchy, of one of these religious epochs,
+since the inferior ranks still remained in
+simple fetishism, whilst the higher orders
+were in possession of a very remarkable
+polytheism, and the most exalted of its
+members had probably raised themselves
+to some form of monotheism; but we can
+at all times, by a strict scrutiny, detect in
+the theologic spirit traces of this original
+fetishism. It has even assumed, amongst
+subtle intelligences, the most metaphysical
+forms. What, in reality, is that celebrated
+conception of a soul of the world amongst
+the ancients, or that analogy, more modern,
+drawn between the earth and an
+<a class="pagenum" name="page413" id="page413" title="page413"></a>immense living animal, and other similar
+fancies, but pure fetishism disguised in the
+pomp of philosophical language? And, in
+our own days even, what is this cloudy
+pantheism which so many metaphysicians,
+especially in Germany, make great boast
+of, but generalized and systematized fetishism
+enveloped in a learned garb fit to amaze
+the vulgar.&quot;&mdash;Vol. V. p. 38.</p></div>
+
+<p>He then remarks on the perfect
+adaptation of this primitive theology
+to the initial torpor of the human
+understanding, which it spares even
+the labour of creating and sustaining
+the facile fictions of polytheism. The
+mind yields passively to that natural
+tendency which leads us to transfer to
+objects without us, that sentiment of
+existence which we feel within, and
+which, appearing at first sufficiently to
+explain our own personal phenomena,
+serves directly as an uniform base, an
+absolute unquestioned interpretation,
+of all external phenomena. He dwells
+with quite a touching satisfaction on
+this child-like and contented condition
+of the rude intellect.</p>
+
+<div class="blkquot"><p>&quot;All observable bodies,&quot; he says
+&quot;being thus immediately personified and
+endowed with passions suited to the energy
+of the observed phenomena, the external
+world presents itself spontaneously to the
+spectator in a perfect harmony, such as
+never again has been produced, and which
+must have excited in him a peculiar sentiment
+of plenary satisfaction, hardly by us
+in the present day to be characterized,
+even when we refer back with a meditation
+the most intense on this cradle of
+humanity.&quot;</p></div>
+
+<p>Do not even these few fragments
+bear out our remarks, both of praise
+and censure? We see here traces of
+a deep penetration into the nature of
+man, coupled with a singular negligence
+of the historical picture. The
+principle here laid down as that of
+fetishism, is important in many respects;
+it is strikingly developed, and
+admits of wide application; but (presuming
+we are at liberty to seek in
+the rudest periods for the origin of
+religion) we do not find any such
+systematic procedure amongst rude
+thinkers&mdash;we do not find any condition
+of mankind which displays that
+complete ascendancy of the principle
+here described. Our author would
+lead us to suppose, that the deification
+of objects was uniformly a species of
+explanation of natural phenomena.
+The accounts we have of fetishism,
+as observed in barbarous countries,
+prove to us that this animation of
+stocks and stones has frequently no
+connexion whatever with a desire to
+explain <i>their</i> phenomena, but has resulted
+from a fancied relation between
+those objects and the human being.
+The <i>charm</i> or the <i>amulet</i>&mdash;some object
+whose presence has been observed to
+cure diseases, or bring good-luck&mdash;grows
+up into a god; a strong desire
+at once leading the man to pray to his
+amulet, and also to attribute to it the
+power of granting his prayer.<a name="footnotetag50" id="footnotetag50"></a><a href="#footnote50"><sup>50</sup></a></p>
+
+<p>We carry on our quotation one step
+further, for the sake of illustrating the
+impracticable <i>unmanageable</i> nature of
+our author's generalizations when historically
+applied. Having advanced
+to this stage in the development of
+theologic thought, he finds it extremely
+difficult to extricate the human mind
+from that state in which he has, with
+such scientific precision, fixed it.</p>
+
+<div class="blkquot"><p>&quot;Speculatively regarded, this great
+transformation of the religious spirit
+<a class="pagenum" name="page414" id="page414" title="page414"></a>(from fetishism to polytheism) is perhaps
+the most fundamental that it has ever undergone,
+though we are at present so far
+separated from it as not to perceive its
+extent and difficulty. The human mind,
+it seems to me, passed over a less interval
+in its transit from polytheism to monotheism,
+the more recent and better understood
+accomplishment of which has naturally
+taught us to exaggerate its importance&mdash;an
+importance extremely great only in
+a certain social point of view, which I
+shall explain in its place. When we reflect
+that fetishism supposes matter to be
+eminently active, to the point of being
+truly alive, while polytheism necessarily
+compels it to an inertia almost absolute,
+submitted passively to the arbitrary will
+of the divine agent; it would seem at first
+impossible to comprehend the real mode
+of transition from one religious <i>r&eacute;gime</i>
+to the other.&quot;&mdash;P. 97.</p></div>
+
+<p>The transition, it seems, was effected
+by an early effort of generalization;
+for as men recognized the similitude
+of certain objects, and classified them
+into one species, so they approximated
+the corresponding Fetishes, and reduced
+them at length to a principal
+Fetish, presiding over this class of phenomena,
+who thus, liberated from
+matter, and having of necessity an independent
+being of its own, became a god.</p>
+
+<div class="blkquot"><p>&quot;For the gods differ essentially from
+pure fetishes, by a character more general
+and more abstract, pertaining to their
+indeterminate residence. They, each of
+them, administer a special order of phenomena,
+and have a department more or
+less extensive; while the humble fetish
+governs one object only, from which it is
+inseparable. Now, in proportion as the
+resemblance of certain phenomena was
+observed, it was necessary to classify the
+corresponding fetishes, and to reduce
+them to a chief, who, from this time, was
+elevated to the rank of a god&mdash;that is to
+say, an ideal agent, habitually invisible,
+whose residence is not rigorously fixed.
+There could not exist, properly speaking,
+a fetish common to several bodies; this
+would be a contradiction, every fetish
+being necessarily endowed with a material
+individuality. When, for example,
+the similar vegetation of the several trees
+in a forest of oaks, led men to represent,
+in their theological conceptions, what was
+<i>common</i> in these objects, this abstract being
+could no longer be the fetish of a tree, but
+became the god of the forest.&quot;&mdash;P. 101.</p></div>
+
+<p>This apparatus of transition is ingenious
+enough, but surely it is utterly
+uncalled for. The same uncultured
+imagination that could animate a tree,
+could people the air with gods. Whenever
+the cause of any natural event is
+<i>invisible</i>, the imagination cannot rest
+in Fetishism; it must create some
+being to produce it. If thunder is to
+be theologically explained&mdash;and there
+is no event in nature more likely to
+suggest such explanation&mdash;the imagination
+cannot animate the thunder;
+it must create some being that thunders.
+No one, the discipline of whose
+mind had not been solely and purely
+<i>scientific</i>, would have created for itself
+this difficulty, or solved it in such
+a manner.<a name="footnotetag51" id="footnotetag51"></a><a href="#footnote51"><sup>51</sup></a></p>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+
+<a name="bw329-footnotes" id="bw329-footnotes"></a><h2>FOOTNOTES.</h2>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote1" name="footnote1"></a> <b>Footnote 1</b>: <a href="#footnotetag1">(return)</a>
+<p>There is, strictly speaking, no middle class in Russia; the &quot;bourgeoisie,&quot; or
+merchants, it is true, may seem to form an exception to this remark, but into their
+circles the traveller would find it, from many reasons, difficult, and even impossible, to
+enter.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote2" name="footnote2"></a> <b>Footnote 2</b>: <a href="#footnotetag2">(return)</a>
+<p>In making so grave a charge, proof will naturally be required of us. Though we
+might fill many pages with instances of the two great sins of the translator, commission
+and omission, the <i>poco piu</i> and <i>poco meno</i>, we will content ourselves with taking, <i>ad
+aperturam libri</i>, an example. At page 55 of the Second Part of Bowring's Russian
+Anthology, will be found a short lyric piece of Dm&iacute;trieff, entitled &quot;To Chloe.&quot; It
+consists of five stanzas, each of four very short lines. Of these five stanzas, three have
+a totally different meaning in the English from their signification in the Russian, and of
+the remaining two, one contains an idea which the reader will look for in vain in the
+original. This carelessness is the less excusable, as the verses in question present nothing
+in style, subject, or diction, which could offer the smallest difficulty to a translator.
+Judging this to be no unfair test, (the piece in question was taken at random,)
+it will not be necessary to dilate upon minor defects, painfully perceptible through
+Bowring's versions; as, for instance, a frequent disregard of the Russian metres&mdash;sins
+against <i>costume</i>, as, for example, the making a hussar (a <i>Russian</i> hussar) swear
+by his <i>beard</i>, &amp;c. &amp;c. &amp;c.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote3" name="footnote3"></a> <b>Footnote 3</b>: <a href="#footnotetag3">(return)</a>
+<p>Cyril was the ecclesiastical or claustral name of this important personage, his real
+name was Constantine.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote4" name="footnote4"></a> <b>Footnote 4</b>: <a href="#footnotetag4">(return)</a>
+<p>For instance, the <i>j</i>, (pronounced as the French <i>j</i>), <i>ts, sh, shtsh, tch, ui, y&auml;</i>. As
+the characters representing these sounds are not to be found in the &quot;case&quot; of an
+English compositor, we cannot enter into their Oriental origin.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote5" name="footnote5"></a> <b>Footnote 5</b>: <a href="#footnotetag5">(return)</a>
+<p>Not to speak of the capitals, the &gamma;, &delta;, &zeta;, &kappa;, &lambda;, &mu;, &omicron;, &pi;, &rho;, &sigmaf;, &phi;, &chi;, &theta;, have undergone
+hardly the most trifling change in form; &psi;, &xi;, &omega;, though they do not occur in the Russian,
+are found in the Slavonic alphabet. The Russian pronunciation of their letter B, which
+agrees with that of the modern Greeks, is V, there being another character for the
+<i>sound</i> B.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote6" name="footnote6"></a> <b>Footnote 6</b>: <a href="#footnotetag6">(return)</a>
+<p>The crown was not worn by the ancient Russian sovereigns, or &quot;Grand Princes,&quot;
+as they were called; the insignia of these potentates was a close skull-cap, called in
+Russian sh&aacute;pka, bonnet; many of which are preserved in the regalia of Moscow.
+This bonnet is generally surrounded by the most precious furs, and gorgeously decorated
+with gems.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote7" name="footnote7"></a> <b>Footnote 7</b>: <a href="#footnotetag7">(return)</a>
+<p>For instance, sermons, descriptions, voyages and travels, &amp;c. Two of the last-mentioned
+species of works are very curious from their antiquity. The Pilgrimage to
+Jerusalem of Daniel, prior of a convent, at the commencement of the 12th century;
+and the Memoirs of a Journey to India by Athanase Nik&iacute;tin, merchant of Tver, made
+about 1470.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote8" name="footnote8"></a> <b>Footnote 8</b>: <a href="#footnotetag8">(return)</a>
+<p>The only traces left on the <i>language</i> by the Tartar domination are a few words,
+chiefly expressing articles of dress.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote9" name="footnote9"></a> <b>Footnote 9</b>: <a href="#footnotetag9">(return)</a>
+<p>The non-Russian reader must be cautioned not to confuse Iv&aacute;n III. (surnamed
+Vel&iacute;kiy, or the Great) with Ivan IV., the Cruel, the latter of whom is to foreigners
+the most prominent figure in the Russian history. Iv&aacute;n III. mounted the throne in
+1462, and his terrible namesake in 1534; the reign of Vass&iacute;liy Iv&aacute;novitch intervening
+between these two memorable epochs.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote10" name="footnote10"></a> <b>Footnote 10</b>: <a href="#footnotetag10">(return)</a>
+<p>The translator recently met in society a Russian officer, who had served with
+distinction in the country which forms the scene of &quot;Ammal&aacute;t Bek.&quot; This gentleman
+had intimately known Marl&iacute;nski, and bore witness to the perfect accuracy of his
+delineations, as well of the external features of nature as of the characters of his
+<i>dramatis person&aelig;</i>. The officer alluded to had served some time in the very regiment
+commanded by the unfortunate Verkh&oacute;ffsky. Our fair readers may be interested to
+learn, that Seltanetta still lives, and yet bears traces of her former beauty. She married
+the Shamkh&aacute;l, and now resides in feudal magnificence at Tarki, where she exercises
+great sway, which she employs in favour of the Russian interest, to which she
+is devoted.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote11" name="footnote11"></a> <b>Footnote 11</b>: <a href="#footnotetag11">(return)</a>
+<p>Djoum&aacute; answers to our Sabbath. The days of the Mahomedan week are as follows:
+Shambi, Saturday; Ikhshamb&aacute;, Sunday; Doushamb&aacute;, Monday; Seshamb&aacute;,
+Tuesday; Tchershamb&aacute;, Wednesday; Pkhanshamb&aacute;, Thursday; Djoum&aacute;, Friday.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote12" name="footnote12"></a> <b>Footnote 12</b>: <a href="#footnotetag12">(return)</a>
+<p>S&aacute;kla, a Circassian hut.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote13" name="footnote13"></a> <b>Footnote 13</b>: <a href="#footnotetag13">(return)</a>
+<p>A species of garment, resembling a frock-coat with an upright collar, reaching to
+the knees, fixed in front by hooks and eyes, worn by both sexes.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote14" name="footnote14"></a> <b>Footnote 14</b>: <a href="#footnotetag14">(return)</a>
+<p>The trowsers of the <i>women</i>: those worn by the men, though alike in form, are
+called shalw&aacute;rs. It is an offence to tell a man that he wears the toum&aacute;n; being equivalent
+to a charge of effeminacy; and <i>vice vers&acirc;</i>.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote15" name="footnote15"></a> <b>Footnote 15</b>: <a href="#footnotetag15">(return)</a>
+<p>It is the ordinary manner of the Asiatics to sit in this manner in public, or in the
+presence of a superior.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote16" name="footnote16"></a> <b>Footnote 16</b>: <a href="#footnotetag16">(return)</a>
+<p>A kind of rude cart with two wheels.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote17" name="footnote17"></a> <b>Footnote 17</b>: <a href="#footnotetag17">(return)</a>
+<p>The first Shamkh&aacute;ls were the kinsmen and representatives of the Khalifs of Damascus:
+the last Shamkh&aacute;l died on his return from Russia, and with him finished this
+useless rank. His son, Suleiman Pacha, possessed his property as a private individual.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote18" name="footnote18"></a> <b>Footnote 18</b>: <a href="#footnotetag18">(return)</a>
+<p>The attendants of a Tartar noble, equivalent to the &quot;henchman&quot; of the ancient
+Highlanders. The no&uacute;ker waits behind his lord at table, cuts up and presents the
+food.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote19" name="footnote19"></a> <b>Footnote 19</b>: <a href="#footnotetag19">(return)</a>
+<p>3500 English feet&mdash;three quarters of a mile.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote20" name="footnote20"></a> <b>Footnote 20</b>: <a href="#footnotetag20">(return)</a>
+<p>Foster-brother; from the word &quot;emdjek&quot;&mdash;suckling. Among the tribes of the
+Caucasus, this relationship is held more sacred than that of nature. Every man would
+willingly die for his emdjek.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote21" name="footnote21"></a> <b>Footnote 21</b>: <a href="#footnotetag21">(return)</a>
+<p>This is a celebrated race of Persian horses, called Teke.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote22" name="footnote22"></a> <b>Footnote 22</b>: <a href="#footnotetag22">(return)</a>
+<p>The being obliged to transport provisions.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote23" name="footnote23"></a> <b>Footnote 23</b>: <a href="#footnotetag23">(return)</a>
+<p>The chief of a village.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote24" name="footnote24"></a> <b>Footnote 24</b>: <a href="#footnotetag24">(return)</a>
+<p>The subordinates of the atarost.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote25" name="footnote25"></a> <b>Footnote 25</b>: <a href="#footnotetag25">(return)</a>
+<p>Go to the devil.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote26" name="footnote26"></a> <b>Footnote 26</b>: <a href="#footnotetag26">(return)</a>
+<p>The Asiatics mark their horses by burning them on their haunch with a hot iron.
+This peculiar mark, the <span lang="EL" title="stigma">&sigma;&tau;&iota;&gamma;&mu;&alpha;</span> or <span lang="EL" title="kotpa">&kappa;&omicron;&tau;&pi;&alpha;</span> of the Greeks is called &quot;t&aacute;vro.&quot;</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote27" name="footnote27"></a> <b>Footnote 27</b>: <a href="#footnotetag27">(return)</a>
+<p>The brother of Hassan Khan Djemont&aacute;i, who became Khan of Av&aacute;r by marrying
+the Khan's widow and heiress.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote28" name="footnote28"></a> <b>Footnote 28</b>: <a href="#footnotetag28">(return)</a>
+<p>The Russian detachment, consisting on this occasion of 3000 men, was surrounded
+by 60,000. These were, Ouizmi Karakaid&aacute;khsky, the Av&aacute;retzes, Akoush&iacute;netzes,
+the Boulin&eacute;tzes of the Koi-So&uacute;, and others. The Russians fought their way
+out by night, but with considerable loss.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote29" name="footnote29"></a> <b>Footnote 29</b>: <a href="#footnotetag29">(return)</a>
+<p>The whip of a Kazak.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote30" name="footnote30"></a> <b>Footnote 30</b>: <a href="#footnotetag30">(return)</a>
+<p>A superintendent.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote31" name="footnote31"></a> <b>Footnote 31</b>: <a href="#footnotetag31">(return)</a>
+<p>The house, in Tartar, is &quot;ev;&quot; &quot;outakh,&quot; mansion; and &quot;sar&aacute;i,&quot; edifice in
+general; &quot;haram-khan&eacute;h,&quot; the women's apartments. For palace they employ the
+word &quot;igar&aacute;t.&quot; The Russians confound all these meanings in the word &quot;s&aacute;kla,&quot;
+which, in the Circassian language, is house.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote32" name="footnote32"></a> <b>Footnote 32</b>: <a href="#footnotetag32">(return)</a>
+<p>The father of Ammal&aacute;t was the eldest of the family, and consequently the true
+heir to the Shamkhal&aacute;t. But the Russians, having conquered Daghest&aacute;n, not trusting
+to the good intentions of this chief, gave the power to the younger brother.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote33" name="footnote33"></a> <b>Footnote 33</b>: <a href="#footnotetag33">(return)</a>
+<p>A <i>jeu-de-mots</i> which the Asiatics admire much; &quot;kizil-gulli&aacute;r&quot; means simply
+roses, but the Khan alludes to &quot;kiz&iacute;l,&quot; ducats.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote34" name="footnote34"></a> <b>Footnote 34</b>: <a href="#footnotetag34">(return)</a>
+<p>The Tartars, like the North American Indians, always, if possible, shelter themselves
+behind rocks and enclosures, &amp;c., when engaged in battle.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote35" name="footnote35"></a> <b>Footnote 35</b>: <a href="#footnotetag35">(return)</a>
+<p>The commander-in-chief.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote36" name="footnote36"></a> <b>Footnote 36</b>: <a href="#footnotetag36">(return)</a>
+<p>A kind of dried bread.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote37" name="footnote37"></a> <b>Footnote 37</b>: <a href="#footnotetag37">(return)</a>
+<p>The mountaineers are bad Mussulmans, the Sooni sect is predominant; but the
+Daghest&aacute;netzes are in general Shageeds, as the Persians. The sects hate each other
+with all their heart.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote38" name="footnote38"></a> <b>Footnote 38</b>: <a href="#footnotetag38">(return)</a>
+<p>The Circassian sabre.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote39" name="footnote39"></a> <b>Footnote 39</b>: <a href="#footnotetag39">(return)</a>
+<p>A rough cloak, used as a protection in bad weather.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote40" name="footnote40"></a> <b>Footnote 40</b>: <a href="#footnotetag40">(return)</a>
+<p>Friend, comrade.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote41" name="footnote41"></a> <b>Footnote 41</b>: <a href="#footnotetag41">(return)</a>
+<p>Tchin&aacute;r, the palmated-leaved plane.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote42" name="footnote42"></a> <b>Footnote 42</b>: <a href="#footnotetag42">(return)</a>
+<p>Having no lead, the Av&aacute;retzes use balls of copper, as they possess small mines of
+that metal.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote43" name="footnote43"></a> <b>Footnote 43</b>: <a href="#footnotetag43">(return)</a>
+<p>The translation adheres to the original, in forsaking the rhyme in these lines and some others.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote44" name="footnote44"></a> <b>Footnote 44</b>: <a href="#footnotetag44">(return)</a>
+<p>Written in the time of French war.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote45" name="footnote45"></a> <b>Footnote 45</b>: <a href="#footnotetag45">(return)</a>
+<p>To the shore of the Seine.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote46" name="footnote46"></a> <b>Footnote 46</b>: <a href="#footnotetag46">(return)</a>
+<p>John Bull, Part IV. ch. ii.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote47" name="footnote47"></a> <b>Footnote 47</b>: <a href="#footnotetag47">(return)</a>
+<p>Tale of a Tub. Sect. xi.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote48" name="footnote48"></a> <b>Footnote 48</b>: <a href="#footnotetag48">(return)</a>
+<p>In a wax-chandler's shop in Piccadilly, opposite St. James's Street, may be seen
+stumps, or, as the Scotch call them, <i>doups</i> of wax-lights, with the announcement
+&quot;Candle-ends from Buckingham Palace.&quot; These are eagerly bought up by the gentility-mongers,
+who burn, or it may be, in the excess of their loyalty, <i>eat</i> them!</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote49" name="footnote49"></a> <b>Footnote 49</b>: <a href="#footnotetag49">(return)</a>
+<p>&quot;There is,&quot; says M. Comte here in a note, which consists of an extract from a
+previous work&mdash;&quot;there is no liberty of conscience in astronomy, in physics, in chemistry,
+even in physiology; every one would think it absurd not to give credit to the principles
+established in these sciences by competent men. If it is otherwise in politics, it is
+because the ancient principles having fallen; and new ones not being yet formed, there
+are, properly speaking, in this interval no established principles.&quot;</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote50" name="footnote50"></a> <b>Footnote 50</b>: <a href="#footnotetag50">(return)</a>
+<p>Take, for instance, the following description of fetishism in Africa. It is the
+best which just now falls under our hand, and perhaps a longer search would not find
+a better. Those only who never read <i>The Doctor</i>, will be surprised to find it quoted
+on a grave occasion:&mdash;
+</p><p>
+&quot;The name Fetish, though used by the negroes themselves, is known to be a corrupt
+application of the Portuguese word for witchcraft, <i>feiti&ccedil;o</i>; the vernacular name
+is <i>Bossum</i>, or <i>Bossifoe</i>. Upon the Gold Coast every nation has its own, every village,
+every family, and every individual. A great hill, a rock any way remarkable
+for its size or shape, or a large tree, is generally the national Fetish. The king's is
+usually the largest tree in his country. They who choose or change one, take the first
+thing they happen to see, however worthless&mdash;a stick, a stone, the bone of a beast,
+bird, or fish, unless the worshipper takes a fancy for something of better appearance,
+and chooses a horn, or the tooth of some large animal. The ceremony of consecration
+he performs himself, assembling his family, washing the new object of his devotion,
+and sprinkling them with the water. He has thus a household or personal god,
+in which he has as much faith as the Papist in his relics, and with as much reason.
+Barbot says that some of the Europeans on that coast not only encouraged their slaves
+in this superstition, but believed in it, and practised it themselves.&quot;&mdash;Vol. V. p. 136.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote51" name="footnote51"></a> <b>Footnote 51</b>: <a href="#footnotetag51">(return)</a>
+<p>At the end of the same chapter from which this extract is taken, the <i>Doctor</i> tells a
+story which, if faith could be put in the numerous accounts which men relate of themselves,
+(and such, we presume, was the original authority for the anecdote,) might
+deserve a place in the history of superstition.
+</p><p>
+&quot;One of the most distinguished men of the age, who has left a reputation which will be as lasting
+as it is great, was, when a boy, in constant fear of a very able but unmerciful schoolmaster;
+and in the state of mind which that constant fear produced, he fixed upon a great spider for his
+fetish, and used every day to pray to it that he might not be flogged.&quot;</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+<div>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 12761 ***</div>
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