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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 1267 ***
+
+ KAI LUNG’S GOLDEN HOURS
+
+ BY
+
+ ERNEST BRAMAH
+
+
+ With a Preface by
+ Hilaire Belloc
+
+
+ LONDON
+ GRANT RICHARDS LTD.
+ ST MARTIN’S STREET
+ MDCCCCXXII
+
+
+
+
+ PREFACE
+
+_Homo faber_. Man is born to make. His business is to construct: to
+plan: to carry out the plan: to fit together, and to produce a
+finished thing.
+
+That human art in which it is most difficult to achieve this end (and
+in which it is far easier to neglect it than in any other) is the art
+of writing. Yet this much is certain, that unconstructed writing is at
+once worthless and ephemeral: and nearly the whole of our modern
+English writing is unconstructed.
+
+The matter of survival is perhaps not the most important, though it is
+a test of a kind, and it is a test which every serious writer feels
+most intimately. The essential is the matter of excellence: that a
+piece of work should achieve its end. But in either character, the
+character of survival or the character of intrinsic excellence,
+construction deliberate and successful is the fundamental condition.
+
+It may be objected that the mass of writing must in any age neglect
+construction. We write to establish a record for a few days: or to
+send a thousand unimportant messages: or to express for others or for
+ourselves something very vague and perhaps very weak in the way of
+emotion, which does not demand construction and at any rate cannot
+command it. No writer can be judged by the entirety of his writings,
+for these would include every note he ever sent round the corner;
+every memorandum he ever made upon his shirt cuff. But when a man sets
+out to write as a serious business, proclaiming that by the nature of
+his publication and presentment that he is doing something he thinks
+worthy of the time and place in which he lives and of the people to
+whom he belongs, then if he does not construct he is negligible.
+
+Yet, I say, the great mass of men to-day do not attempt it in the
+English tongue, and the proof is that you can discover in their
+slipshod pages nothing of a seal or stamp. You do not, opening a book
+at random, say at once: “This is the voice of such and such a one.” It
+is no one’s manner or voice. It is part of a common babel.
+
+Therefore in such a time as that of our decline, to come across work
+which is planned, executed and achieved has something of the effect
+produced by the finding of a wrought human thing in the wild. It is
+like finding, as I once found, deep hidden in the tangled rank grass
+of autumn in Burgundy, on the edge of a wood not far from Dijon, a
+neglected statue of the eighteenth century. It is like coming round
+the corner of some wholly desolate upper valley in the mountains and
+seeing before one a well-cultivated close and a strong house in the
+midst.
+
+It is now many years--I forget how many; it may be twenty or more, or
+it may be a little less--since _The Wallet of Kai Lung_ was sent me by
+a friend. The effect produced upon my mind at the first opening of its
+pages was in the same category as the effect produced by the discovery
+of that hidden statue in Burgundy, or the coming upon an unexpected
+house in the turn of a high Pyrenean gorge. Here was something worth
+doing and done. It was not a plan attempted and only part achieved
+(though even that would be rare enough to-day, and a memorable
+exception); it was a thing intended, wrought out, completed and
+established. Therefore it was destined to endure and, what is more
+important, it was a success.
+
+The time in which we live affords very few of such moments of relief:
+here and there a good piece of verse, in _The New Age_ or in the now
+defunct _Westminster_: here and there a lapidary phrase such as a
+score or more of Blatchford’s which remain fixed in my memory. Here
+and there a letter written to the newspapers in a moment of
+indignation when the writer, not trained to the craft, strikes out the
+metal justly at white heat. But, I say, the thing is extremely rare,
+and in the shape of a complete book rarest of all.
+
+_The Wallet of Kai Lung_ was a thing made deliberately, in hard
+material and completely successful. It was meant to produce a
+particular effect of humour by the use of a foreign convention, the
+Chinese convention, in the English tongue. It was meant to produce a
+certain effect of philosophy and at the same time it was meant to
+produce a certain completed interest of fiction, of relation, of a
+short epic. It did all these things.
+
+It is one of the tests of excellent work that such work is economic,
+that is, that there is nothing redundant in order or in vocabulary,
+and at the same time nothing elliptic--in the full sense of that word:
+that is, no sentence in which so much is omitted that the reader is
+left puzzled. That is the quality you get in really good statuary--in
+Houdon, for instance, or in that triumph the archaic _Archer_ in the
+Louvre. _The Wallet of Kai Lung_ satisfied all these conditions.
+
+I do not know how often I have read it since I first possessed it. I
+know how many copies there are in my house--just over a dozen. I know
+with what care I have bound it constantly for presentation to friends.
+I have been asked for an introduction to this its successor, _Kai
+Lung’s Golden Hours_. It is worthy of its forerunner. There is the
+same plan, exactitude, working-out and achievement; and therefore the
+same complete satisfaction in the reading, or to be more accurate, in
+the incorporation of the work with oneself.
+
+All this is not extravagant praise, nor even praise at all in the
+conventional sense of that term. It is merely a judgment: a putting
+into as carefully exact words as I can find the appreciation I make of
+this style and its triumph.
+
+The reviewer in his art must quote passages. It is hardly the part of
+a Preface writer to do that. But to show what I mean I can at least
+quote the following:
+
+ “Your insight is clear and unbiased,” said the gracious
+ Sovereign. “But however entrancing it is to wander unchecked
+ through a garden of bright images, are we not enticing your
+ mind from another subject of almost equal importance?”
+
+Or again:
+
+ “It has been said,” he began at length, withdrawing his eyes
+ reluctantly from an unusually large insect upon the ceiling and
+ addressing himself to the maiden, “that there are few
+ situations in life that cannot be honourably settled, and
+ without any loss of time, either by suicide, a bag of gold, or
+ by thrusting a despised antagonist over the edge of a
+ precipice on a dark night.”
+
+Or again:
+
+ “After secretly observing the unstudied grace of her
+ movements, the most celebrated picture-maker of the province
+ burned the implements of his craft, and began life anew as a
+ trainer of performing elephants.”
+
+You cannot read these sentences, I think, without agreeing with what
+has been said above. If you doubt it, take the old test and try to
+write that kind of thing yourself.
+
+In connection with such achievements it is customary to-day to deplore
+the lack of public appreciation. Either to blame the hurried millions
+of chance readers because they have only bought a few thousands of a
+masterpiece; or, what is worse still, to pretend that good work is for
+the few and that the mass will never appreciate it--in reply to which
+it is sufficient to say that the critic himself is one of the mass and
+could not be distinguished from others of the mass by his very own
+self were he a looker-on.
+
+In the best of times (the most stable, the least hurried) the date at
+which general appreciation comes is a matter of chance, and to-day the
+presentation of any achieved work is like the reading of Keats to a
+football crowd. It is of no significance whatsoever to English Letters
+whether one of its glories be appreciated at the moment it issues from
+the press or ten years later, or twenty, or fifty. Further, after a
+very small margin is passed, a margin of a few hundreds at the most, it
+matters little whether strong permanent work finds a thousand or fifty
+thousand or a million of readers. Rock stands and mud washes away.
+
+What is indeed to be deplored is the lack of communication between
+those who desire to find good stuff and those who can produce it: it
+is in the attempt to build a bridge between the one and the other that
+men who have the privilege of hearing a good thing betimes write such
+words as I am writing here.
+ HILAIRE BELLOC
+
+
+
+ KAI LUNG’S GOLDEN HOURS
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER I
+
+ The Encountering of Six within a Wood
+
+Only at one point along the straight earth-road leading from Loo-chow
+to Yu-ping was there any shade, a wood of stunted growth, and here Kai
+Lung cast himself down in refuge from the noontide sun and slept.
+
+When he woke it was with the sound of discreet laughter trickling
+through his dreams. He sat up and looked around. Across the glade two
+maidens stood in poised expectancy within the shadow of a wild
+fig-tree, both their gaze and their manner denoting a fixed intention
+to be prepared for any emergency. Not being desirous that this should
+tend towards their abrupt departure, Kai Lung rose guardedly to his
+feet, with many gestures of polite reassurance, and having bowed
+several times to indicate his pacific nature, he stood in an attitude
+of deferential admiration. At this display the elder and less
+attractive of the maidens fled, uttering loud and continuous cries of
+apprehension in order to conceal the direction of her flight. The
+other remained, however, and even moved a few steps nearer to Kai
+Lung, as though encouraged by his appearance, so that he was able to
+regard her varying details more appreciably. As she advanced she
+plucked a red blossom from a thorny bush, and from time to time she
+shortened the broken stalk between her jade teeth.
+
+“Courteous loiterer,” she said, in a very pearl-like voice, when they
+had thus regarded one another for a few beats of time, “what is your
+honourable name, and who are you who tarry here, journeying neither to
+the east nor to the west?”
+
+“The answer is necessarily commonplace and unworthy of your polite
+interest,” was the diffident reply. “My unbecoming name is Kai, to
+which has been added that of Lung. By profession I am an incapable
+relater of imagined tales, and to this end I spread my mat wherever my
+uplifted voice can entice together a company to listen. Should my
+feeble efforts be deemed worthy of reward, those who stand around may
+perchance contribute to my scanty store, but sometimes this is judged
+superfluous. For this cause I now turn my expectant feet from Loo-chow
+towards the untried city of Yu-ping, but the undiminished li
+stretching relentlessly before me, I sought beneath these trees a
+refuge from the noontide sun.”
+
+“The occupation is a dignified one, being to no great degree removed
+from that of the Sages who compiled The Books,” remarked the maiden,
+with an encouraging smile. “Are there many stories known to your
+retentive mind?”
+
+“In one form or another, all that exist are within my mental grasp,”
+ admitted Kai Lung modestly. “Thus equipped, there is no arising
+emergency for which I am unprepared.”
+
+“There are other things that I would learn of your craft. What kind of
+story is the most favourably received, and the one whereby your
+collecting bowl is the least ignored?”
+
+“That depends on the nature and condition of those who stand around,
+and therein lies much that is essential to the art,” replied Kai Lung,
+not without an element of pride. “Should the company be chiefly formed
+of the illiterate and the immature of both sexes, stories depicting
+the embarrassment of unnaturally round-bodied mandarins, the
+unpremeditated flight of eccentrically-garbed passers-by into vats of
+powdered rice, the despair of guardians of the street when assailed by
+showers of eggs and overripe lo-quats, or any other variety of
+humiliating pain inflicted upon the innocent and unwary, never fail to
+win approval. The prosperous and substantial find contentment in
+hearing of the unassuming virtues and frugal lives of the poor and
+unsuccessful. Those of humble origin, especially tea-house maidens and
+the like, are only really at home among stories of the exalted and
+quick-moving, the profusion of their robes, the magnificence of their
+palaces, and the general high-minded depravity of their lives.
+Ordinary persons require stories dealing lavishly with all the
+emotions, so that they may thereby have a feeling of sufficiency when
+contributing to the collecting bowl.”
+
+“These things being so,” remarked the maiden, “what story would you
+consider most appropriate to a company composed of such as she who is
+now conversing with you?”
+
+“Such a company could never be obtained,” replied Kai Lung, with
+conviction in his tone. “It is not credible that throughout the Empire
+could be found even another possessing all the engaging attributes of
+the one before me. But should it be my miraculous fortune to be given
+the opportunity, my presumptuous choice for her discriminating ears
+alone would be the story of the peerless Princess Taik and of the
+noble minstrel Ch’eng, who to regain her presence chained his wrist to
+a passing star and was carried into the assembly of the gods.”
+
+“Is it,” inquired the maiden, with an agreeable glance towards the
+opportune recumbence of a fallen tree, “is it a narration that would
+lie within the passage of the sun from one branch of this willow to
+another?”
+
+“Adequately set forth, the history of the Princess Taik and of the
+virtuous youth occupies all the energies of an agile story-teller for
+seven weeks,” replied Kai Lung, not entirely gladdened that she should
+deem him capable of offering so meagre an entertainment as that she
+indicated. “There is a much-flattened version which may be compressed
+within the narrow limits of a single day and night, but even that
+requires for certain of the more moving passages the accompaniment of
+a powerful drum or a hollow wooden fish.”
+
+“Alas!” exclaimed the maiden, “though the time should pass like a
+flash of lightning beneath the allurement of your art, it is
+questionable if those who await this one’s returning footsteps would
+experience a like illusion. Even now--” With a magnanimous wave of her
+well-formed hand she indicated the other maiden, who, finding that the
+danger of pursuit was not sustained, had returned to claim her part.
+
+“One advances along the westward road,” reported the second maiden.
+“Let us fly elsewhere, O allurer of mankind! It may be--”
+
+“Doubtless in Yu-ping the sound of your uplifted voice--” But at this
+point a noise upon the earth-road, near at hand, impelled them both to
+sudden flight into the deeper recesses of the wood.
+
+Thus deprived, Kai Lung moved from the shadow of the trees and sought
+the track, to see if by chance he from whom they fled might turn to
+his advantage. On the road he found one who staggered behind a
+laborious wheel-barrow in the direction of Loo-chow. At that moment he
+had stopped to take down the sail, as the breeze was bereft of power
+among the obstruction of the trees, and also because he was weary.
+
+“Greeting,” called down Kai Lung, saluting him. “There is here
+protection from the fierceness of the sun and a stream wherein to wash
+your feet.”
+
+“Haply,” replied the other; “and a greatly over-burdened one would
+gladly leave this ill-nurtured earth-road even for the fields of hell,
+were it not that all his goods are here contained upon an utterly
+intractable wheel-barrow.”
+
+Nevertheless he drew himself up from the road to the level of the wood
+and there reclined, yet not permitting the wheel-barrow to pass beyond
+his sight, though he must thereby lie half in the shade and half in
+the heat beyond. “Greeting, wayfarer.”
+
+“Although you are evidently a man of some wealth, we are for the time
+brought to a common level by the forces that control us,” remarked Kai
+Lung. “I have here two onions, a gourd and a sufficiency of millet
+paste. Partake equally with me, therefore, before you resume your way.
+In the meanwhile I will procure water from the stream near by, and to
+this end my collecting bowl will serve.”
+
+When Kai Lung returned he found that the other had added to their
+store a double handful of dates, some snuff and a little jar of oil.
+As they ate together the stranger thus disclosed his mind:
+
+“The times are doubtful and it behoves each to guard himself. In the
+north the banners of the ‘Spreading Lotus’ and the ‘Avenging Knife’
+are already raised and pressing nearer every day, while the signs and
+passwords are so widely flung that every man speaks slowly and with a
+double tongue. Lately there have been slicings and other forms of
+vigorous justice no farther distant than Loo-chow, and now the
+Mandarin Shan Tien comes to Yu-ping to flatten any signs of
+discontent. The occupation of this person is that of a maker of
+sandals and coverings for the head, but very soon there will be more
+wooden feet required than leather sandals in Yu-ping, and artificial
+ears will be greater in demand than hats. For this reason he has got
+together all his goods, sold the more burdensome, and now ventures on
+an untried way.”
+
+“Prosperity attend your goings. Yet, as one who has set his face
+towards Yu-ping, is it not possible for an ordinary person of simple
+life and unassuming aims to escape persecution under this same Shan
+Tien?”
+
+“Of the Mandarin himself those who know speak with vague lips. What is
+done is done by the pressing hand of one Ming-shu, who takes down his
+spoken word; of whom it is truly said that he has little resemblance
+to a man and still less to an angel.”
+
+“Yet,” protested the story-teller hopefully, “it is wisely written:
+‘He who never opens his mouth in strife can always close his eyes in
+peace.’”
+
+“Doubtless,” assented the other. “He can close his eyes assuredly.
+Whether he will ever again open them is another matter.”
+
+With this timely warning the sandal-maker rose and prepared to resume
+his journey. Nor did he again take up the burden of his task until he
+had satisfied himself that the westward road was destitute of traffic.
+
+“A tranquil life and a painless death,” was his farewell parting.
+“Jung, of the line of Hai, wishes you well.” Then, with many
+imprecations on the relentless sun above, the inexorable road beneath,
+and on every detail of the evilly-balanced load before him, he passed
+out on his way.
+
+It would have been well for Kai Lung had he also forced his reluctant
+feet to raise the dust, but his body clung to the moist umbrage of his
+couch, and his mind made reassurance that perchance the maiden would
+return. Thus it fell that when two others, who looked from side to
+side as they hastened on the road, turned as at a venture to the wood
+they found him still there.
+
+“Restrain your greetings,” said the leader of the two harshly, in the
+midst of Kai Lung’s courteous obeisance; “and do not presume to
+disparage yourself as if in equality with the one who stands before
+you. Have two of the inner chamber, attired thus and thus, passed this
+way? Speak, and that to a narrow edge.”
+
+“The road lies beyond the perception of my incapable vision,
+chiefest,” replied Kai lung submissively. “Furthermore, I have slept.”
+
+“Unless you would sleep more deeply, shape your stubborn tongue to a
+specific point,” commanded the other, touching a meaning sword. “Who
+are you who loiter here, and for what purpose do you lurk? Speak
+fully, and be assured that your word will be put to a corroding test.”
+
+Thus encouraged, Kai Lung freely disclosed his name and ancestry, the
+means whereby he earned a frugal sustenance and the nature of his
+journey. In addition, he professed a willingness to relate his most
+recently-acquired story, that entitled “Wu-yong: or The Politely
+Inquiring Stranger”, but the offer was thrust ungracefully aside.
+
+“Everything you say deepens the suspicion which your criminal-looking
+face naturally provokes,” said the questioner, putting away his
+tablets on which he had recorded the replies. “At Yu-ping the matter
+will be probed with a very definite result. You, Li-loe, remain about
+this spot in case she whom we seek should pass. I return to speak of
+our unceasing effort.”
+
+“I obey,” replied the dog-like Li-loe. “What men can do we have done.
+We are no demons to see through solid matter.”
+
+When they were alone, Li-loe drew nearer to Kai Lung and, allowing his
+face to assume a more pacific bend, he cast himself down by the
+story-teller’s side.
+
+“The account which you gave of yourself was ill contrived,” he said.
+“Being put to the test, its falsity cannot fail to be discovered.”
+
+“Yet,” protested Kai Lung earnestly, “in no single detail did it
+deviate from the iron line of truth.”
+
+“Then your case is even more desperate than before,” exclaimed Li-loe.
+“Know now that the repulsive-featured despot who has just left us is
+Ming-shu, he who takes down the Mandarin Shan Tien’s spoken word. By
+admitting that you are from Loo-chow, where disaffection reigns, you
+have noosed a rope about your neck, and by proclaiming yourself as one
+whose habit it is to call together a company to listen to your word,
+you have drawn it tight.”
+
+“Every rope has two ends,” remarked Kai Lung philosophically, “and
+to-morrow is yet to come. Tell me rather, since that is our present
+errand, who is she whom you pursue and to what intent?”
+
+“That is not so simple as to be contained within the hollow of an
+acorn sheath. Let it suffice that she has the left ear of Shan Tien,
+even as Ming-shu has the right, but on which side his hearing is
+better it might be hazardous to guess.”
+
+“And her meritorious name?”
+
+“She is of the house of K’ang, her name being Hwa-mei, though from the
+nature of her charm she is ofttime called the Golden Mouse. But
+touching this affair of your own immediate danger: we being both but
+common men of the idler sort, it is only fitting that when high ones
+threaten I should stand by you.”
+
+“Speak definitely,” assented Kai Lung, “yet with the understanding
+that the full extent of my store does not exceed four or five strings
+of cash.”
+
+“The soil is somewhat shallow for the growth of deep friendship, but
+what we have we will share equally between us.” With these auspicious
+words Li-loe possessed himself of three of the strings of cash and
+displayed an empty sleeve. “I, alas, have nothing. The benefits I have
+in mind are of a subtler and more priceless kind. At Yu-ping my office
+will be that of the keeper of the doors of the yamen, including that
+of the prison-house. Thus I shall doubtless be able to render you
+frequent service of an inconspicuous kind. Do not forget the name of
+Li-loe.”
+
+By this time the approaching sound of heavy traffic, heralded by the
+beating of drums, the blowing of horns and the discharge of an
+occasional firework, indicated the passage of some dignified official.
+This, declared Li-loe, could be none other than the Mandarin Shan
+Tien, resuming his march towards Yu-ping, and the doorkeeper prepared
+to join the procession at his appointed place. Kai Lung, however,
+remained unseen among the trees, not being desirous of obtruding
+himself upon Ming-shu unnecessarily. When the noise had almost died
+away in the distance he came forth, believing that all would by this
+time have passed, and approached the road. As he reached it a single
+chair was hurried by, its carriers striving by increased exertion to
+regain their fellows. It was too late for Kai Lung to retreat, whoever
+might be within. As it passed a curtain moved somewhat, a symmetrical
+hand came discreetly forth, and that which it held fell at his feet.
+Without varying his attitude he watched the chair until it was out of
+sight, then stooped and picked something up--a red blossom on a thorny
+stalk, the flower already parched but the stem moist and softened to
+his touch.
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER II
+
+ The Inexorable Justice of the Mandarin Shan Tien
+
+“By having access to this enclosure you will be able to walk where
+otherwise you must stand. That in itself is cheap at the price of
+three reputed strings of inferior cash. Furthermore, it is possible to
+breathe.”
+
+“The outlook, in one direction, is an extensive one,” admitted Kai
+Lung, gazing towards the sky. “Here, moreover, is a shutter through
+which the vista doubtless lengthens.”
+
+“So long as there is no chance of you exploring it any farther than
+your neck, it does not matter,” said Li-loe. “Outside lies a barren
+region of the yamen garden where no one ever comes. I will now leave
+you, having to meet one with whom I would traffic for a goat. When I
+return be prepared to retrace your steps to the prison cell.”
+
+“The shadow moves as the sun directs,” replied Kai Lung, and with
+courteous afterthought he added the wonted parting: “Slowly, slowly;
+walk slowly.”
+
+In such a manner the story-teller found himself in a highly-walled
+enclosure, lying between the prison-house and the yamen garden, a few
+days after his arrival in Yu-ping. Ming-shu had not eaten his word.
+
+The yard itself possessed no attraction for Kai Lung. Almost before
+Li-loe had disappeared he was at the shutter in the wall, had forced
+it open and was looking out. Thus long he waited, motionless, but
+observing every leaf that stirred among the trees and shrubs and
+neglected growth beyond. At last a figure passed across a distant
+glade and at the sight Kai Lung lifted up a restrained voice in song:
+
+ “At the foot of a bleak and inhospitable mountain
+ An insignificant stream winds its uncared way;
+ Although inferior to the Yangtze-kiang in every detail
+ Yet fish glide to and fro among its crannies
+ Nor would they change their home for the depths of the widest
+ river.
+
+ The palace of the sublime Emperor is made rich with hanging
+ curtains.
+ While here rough stone walls forbid repose.
+ Yet there is one who unhesitatingly prefers the latter;
+ For from an open shutter here he can look forth,
+ And perchance catch a glimpse of one who may pass by.
+
+ The occupation of the Imperial viceroy is both lucrative and
+ noble;
+ While that of a relater of imagined tales is by no means
+ esteemed.
+ But he who thus expressed himself would not exchange with the
+ other;
+ For around the identity of each heroine he can entwine the
+ personality of one whom he has encountered.
+ And thus she is ever by his side.”
+
+“Your uplifted voice comes from an unexpected quarter, minstrel,” said
+a melodious voice, and the maiden whom he had encountered in the wood
+stood before him. “What crime have you now committed?”
+
+“An ancient one. I presumed to raise my unworthy eyes--”
+
+“Alas, story-teller,” interposed the maiden hastily, “it would seem
+that the star to which you chained _your_ wrist has not carried you
+into the assembly of the gods.”
+
+“Yet already it has borne me half-way--into a company of malefactors.
+Doubtless on the morrow the obliging Mandarin Shan Tien will arrange
+for the journey to be complete.”
+
+“Yet have you then no further wish to continue in an ordinary
+existence?” asked the maiden.
+
+“To this person,” replied Kai Lung, with a deep-seated look,
+“existence can never again be ordinary. Admittedly it may be short.”
+
+As they conversed together in this inoffensive manner she whom Li-loe
+had called the Golden Mouse held in her delicately-formed hands a
+priceless bowl filled with ripe fruit of the rarer kinds which she had
+gathered. These from time to time she threw up to the opening, rightly
+deciding that one in Kai Lung’s position would stand in need of
+sustenance, and he no less dexterously held and retained them. When
+the bowl was empty she continued for a space to regard it silently, as
+though exploring the many-sided recesses of her mind.
+
+“You have claimed to be a story-teller and have indeed made a boast
+that there is no arising emergency for which you are unprepared,” she
+said at length. “It now befalls that you may be put to a speedy test.
+Is the nature of this imagined scene”--thus she indicated the
+embellishment of the bowl--“familiar to your eyes?”
+
+“It is that known as ‘The Willow,’” replied Kai Lung. “There is a
+story--”
+
+“There is a story!” exclaimed the maiden, loosening from her brow the
+overhanging look of care. “Thus and thus. Frequently have I importuned
+him before whom you will appear to explain to me the meaning of the
+scene. When you are called upon to plead your cause, see to it well
+that your knowledge of such a tale is clearly shown. He before whom
+you kneel, craftily plied meanwhile by my unceasing petulance, will
+then desire to hear it from your lips . . . At the striking of the
+fourth gong the day is done. What lies between rests with your
+discriminating wit.”
+
+“You are deep in the subtler kinds of wisdom, such as the weak
+possess,” confessed Kai Lung. “Yet how will this avail to any length?”
+
+“That which is put off from to-day is put off from to-morrow,” was the
+confident reply. “For the rest--at a corresponding gong-stroke of each
+day it is this person’s custom to gather fruit. Farewell, minstrel.”
+
+When Li-loe returned a little later Kai Lung threw his two remaining
+strings of cash about that rapacious person’s neck and embraced him as
+he exclaimed:
+
+“Chieftain among doorkeepers, when I go to the Capital to receive the
+all-coveted title ‘Leaf-crowned’ and to chant ceremonial odes before
+the Court, thou shalt accompany me as forerunner, and an agile tribe
+of selected goats shall sport about thy path.”
+
+“Alas, manlet,” replied the other, weeping readily, “greatly do I fear
+that the next journey thou wilt take will be in an upward or a
+downward rather than a sideway direction. This much have I learned,
+and to this end, at some cost admittedly, I enticed into loquacity one
+who knows another whose brother holds the key of Ming-shu’s
+confidence: that to-morrow the Mandarin will begin to distribute
+justice here, and out of the depths of Ming-shu’s malignity the name
+of Kai Lung is the first set down.”
+
+“With the title,” continued Kai Lung cheerfully, “there goes a
+sufficiency of taels; also a vat of a potent wine of a certain kind.”
+
+“If,” suggested Li-loe, looking anxiously around, “you have really
+discovered hidden about this place a secret store of wine, consider
+well whether it would not be prudent to entrust it to a faithful
+friend before it is too late.”
+
+It was indeed as Li-loe had foretold. On the following day, at the
+second gong-stroke after noon, the order came and, closely guarded,
+Kai Lung was led forth. The middle court had been duly arranged, with
+a formidable display of chains, weights, presses, saws, branding irons
+and other implements for securing justice. At the head of a table
+draped with red sat the Mandarin Shan Tien, on his right the secretary
+of his hand, the contemptible Ming-shu. Round about were positioned
+others who in one necessity or another might be relied upon to play an
+ordered part. After a lavish explosion of fire-crackers had been
+discharged, sonorous bells rung and gongs beaten, a venerable
+geomancer disclosed by means of certain tests that all doubtful
+influences had been driven off and that truth and impartiality alone
+remained.
+
+“Except on the part of the prisoners, doubtless,” remarked the
+Mandarin, thereby imperilling the gravity of all who stood around.
+
+“The first of those to prostrate themselves before your enlightened
+clemency, Excellence, is a notorious assassin who, under another name,
+has committed many crimes,” began the execrable Ming-shu. “He
+confesses that, now calling himself Kai Lung, he has recently
+journeyed from Loo-chow, where treason ever wears a smiling face.”
+
+“Perchance he is saddened by our city’s loyalty,” interposed the
+benign Shan Tien, “for if he is smiling now it is on the side of his
+face removed from this one’s gaze.”
+
+“The other side of his face is assuredly where he will be made to
+smile ere long,” acquiesced Ming-shu, not altogether to his chief’s
+approval, as the analogy was already his. “Furthermore, he has been
+detected lurking in secret meeting-places by the wayside, and on
+reaching Yu-ping he raised his rebellious voice inviting all to gather
+round and join his unlawful band. The usual remedy in such cases
+during periods of stress, Excellence, is strangulation.”
+
+“The times are indeed pressing,” remarked the agile-minded Mandarin,
+“and the penalty would appear to be adequate.” As no one suffered
+inconvenience at his attitude, however, Shan Tien’s expression assumed
+a more unbending cast.
+
+“Let the witnesses appear,” he commanded sharply.
+
+“In so clear a case it has not been thought necessary to incur the
+expense of hiring the usual witnesses,” urged Ming-shu; “but they are
+doubtless clustered about the opium floor and will, if necessary,
+testify to whatever is required.”
+
+“The argument is a timely one,” admitted the Mandarin. “As the result
+cannot fail to be the same in either case, perhaps the accommodating
+prisoner will assist the ends of justice by making a full confession
+of his crimes?”
+
+“High Excellence,” replied the story-teller, speaking for the first
+time, “it is truly said that that which would appear as a mountain in
+the evening may stand revealed as a mud-hut by the light of day. Hear
+my unpainted word. I am of the abject House of Kai and my inoffensive
+rice is earned as a narrator of imagined tales. Unrolling my
+threadbare mat at the middle hour of yesterday, I had raised my
+distressing voice and announced an intention to relate the Story of
+Wong Ts’in, that which is known as ‘The Legend of the Willow Plate
+Embellishment,’ when a company of armed warriors, converging upon
+me--”
+
+“Restrain the melodious flow of your admitted eloquence,” interrupted
+the Mandarin, veiling his arising interest. “Is the story, to which
+you have made reference, that of the scene widely depicted on plates
+and earthenware?”
+
+“Undoubtedly. It is the true and authentic legend as related by the
+eminent Tso-yi.”
+
+“In that case,” declared Shan Tien dispassionately, “it will be
+necessary for you to relate it now, in order to uphold your claim.
+Proceed.”
+
+“Alas, Excellence,” protested Ming-shu from a bitter throat, “this
+matter will attenuate down to the stroke of evening rice. Kowtowing
+beneath your authoritative hand, that which the prisoner only had the
+intention to relate does not come within the confines of his
+evidence.”
+
+“The objection is superficial and cannot be sustained,” replied Shan
+Tien. “If an evilly-disposed one raised a sword to strike this person,
+but was withheld before the blow could fall, none but a leper would
+contend that because he did not progress beyond the intention thereby
+he should go free. Justice must be impartially upheld and greatly do I
+fear that we must all submit.”
+
+With these opportune words the discriminating personage signified to
+Kai Lung that he should begin.
+
+
+ The Story of Wong Ts’in and the Willow Plate Embellishment
+
+Wong Ts’in, the rich porcelain maker, was ill at ease within himself.
+He had partaken of his customary midday meal, flavoured the repast by
+unsealing a jar of matured wine, consumed a little fruit, a few
+sweetmeats and half a dozen cups of unapproachable tea, and then
+retired to an inner chamber to contemplate philosophically from the
+reposeful attitude of a reclining couch.
+
+But upon this occasion the merchant did not contemplate restfully. He
+paced the floor in deep dejection and when he did use the couch at all
+it was to roll upon it in a sudden access of internal pain. The cause
+of his distress was well known to the unhappy person thus concerned,
+nor did it lessen the pangs of his emotion that it arose entirely from
+his own ill-considered action.
+
+When Wong Ts’in had discovered, by the side of a remote and obscure
+river, the inexhaustible bed of porcelain clay that ensured his
+prosperity, his first care was to erect adequate sheds and
+labouring-places; his next to build a house sufficient for himself and
+those in attendance round about him.
+
+So far prudence had ruled his actions, for there is a keen edge to the
+saying: “He who sleeps over his workshop brings four eyes into the
+business,” but in one detail Wong Ts’in’s head and feet went on
+different journeys, for with incredible oversight he omitted to secure
+the experience of competent astrologers and omen-casters in fixing the
+exact site of his mansion.
+
+The result was what might have been expected. In excavating for the
+foundations, Wong Ts’in’s slaves disturbed the repose of a small but
+rapacious earth-demon that had already been sleeping there for nine
+hundred and ninety-nine years. With the insatiable cunning of its
+kind, this vindictive creature waited until the house was completed
+and then proceeded to transfer its unseen but formidable presence to
+the quarters that were designed for Wong Ts’in himself. Thenceforth,
+from time to time, it continued to revenge itself for the trouble to
+which it had been put by an insidious persecution. This frequently
+took the form of fastening its claws upon the merchant’s digestive
+organs, especially after he had partaken of an unusually rich repast
+(for in some way the display of certain viands excited its unreasoning
+animosity), pressing heavily upon his chest, invading his repose with
+dragon-dreams while he slept, and the like. Only by the exercise of an
+ingenuity greater than its own could Wong Ts’in succeed in baffling
+its ill-conditioned spite.
+
+On this occasion, recognizing from the nature of his pangs what was
+taking place, Wong Ts’in resorted to a stratagem that rarely failed
+him. Announcing in a loud voice that it was his intention to refresh
+the surface of his body by the purifying action of heated vapour, and
+then to proceed to his mixing-floor, the merchant withdrew. The demon,
+being an earth-dweller with the ineradicable objection of this class
+of creatures towards all the elements of moisture, at once
+relinquished its hold, and going direct to the part of the works
+indicated, it there awaited its victim with the design of resuming its
+discreditable persecution.
+
+Wong Ts’in had spoken with a double tongue. On leaving the inner
+chamber he quickly traversed certain obscure passages of his house
+until he reached an inferior portal. Even if the demon had suspected
+his purpose it would not have occurred to a creature of its narrow
+outlook that anyone of Wong Ts’in’s importance would make use of so
+menial an outway. The merchant therefore reached his garden
+unperceived and thenceforward maintained an undeviating face in the
+direction of the Outer Expanses. Before he had covered many li he was
+assured that he had indeed succeeded for the time in shaking off his
+unscrupulous tormentor. His internal organs again resumed their
+habitual calm and his mind was lightened as from an overhanging cloud.
+
+There was another reason why Wong Ts’in sought the solitude of the
+thinly-peopled outer places, away from the influence and distraction
+of his own estate. For some time past a problem that had once been
+remote was assuming dimensions of increasing urgency. This detail
+concerns Fa Fai, who had already been referred to by a person of
+literary distinction, in a poetical analogy occupying three written
+volumes, as a pearl-tinted peach-blossom shielded and restrained by
+the silken net-work of wise parental affection (and recognizing the
+justice of the comparison, Wong Ts’in had been induced to purchase the
+work in question). Now that Fa Fai had attained an age when she could
+fittingly be sought in marriage the contingency might occur at any
+time, and the problem confronting her father’s decision was this:
+owing to her incomparable perfection Fa Fai must be accounted one of
+Wong Ts’in’s chief possessions, the other undoubtedly being his secret
+process of simulating the lustrous effect of pure gold embellishment
+on china by the application of a much less expensive substitute. Would
+it be more prudent to concentrate the power of both influences and let
+it become known that with Fa Fai would go the essential part of his
+very remunerative clay enterprise, or would it be more prudent to
+divide these attractions and secure two distinct influences, both
+concerned about his welfare? In the first case there need be no
+reasonable limit to the extending vista of his ambition, and he might
+even aspire to greet as a son the highest functionary of the
+province--an official of such heavily-sustained importance that when
+he went about it required six chosen slaves to carry him, and of late
+it had been considered more prudent to employ eight.
+
+If, on the other hand, Fa Fai went without any added inducement, a
+mandarin of moderate rank would probably be as high as Wong Ts’in
+could look, but he would certainly be able to adopt another of at
+least equal position, at the price of making over to him the ultimate
+benefit of his discovery. He could thus acquire either two sons of
+reasonable influence, or one who exercised almost unlimited authority.
+In view of his own childlessness, and of his final dependence on the
+services of others, which arrangement promised the most regular and
+liberal transmission of supplies to his expectant spirit when he had
+passed into the Upper Air, and would his connection with one very
+important official or with two subordinate ones secure him the greater
+amount of honour and serviceable recognition among the more useful
+deities?
+
+To Wong Ts’in’s logical mind it seemed as though there must be a
+definite answer to this problem. If one manner of behaving was right
+the other must prove wrong, for as the wise philosopher Ning-hy was
+wont to say: “Where the road divides, there stand two Ning-hys.” The
+decision on a matter so essential to his future comfort ought not to
+be left to chance. Thus it had become a habit of Wong Ts’in’s to
+penetrate the Outer Spaces in the hope of there encountering a
+specific omen.
+
+Alas, it has been well written: “He who thinks that he is raising a
+mound may only in reality be digging a pit.” In his continual search
+for a celestial portent among the solitudes Wong Ts’in had of late
+necessarily somewhat neglected his earthly (as it may thus be
+expressed) interests. In these emergencies certain of the more
+turbulent among his workers had banded themselves together into a
+confederacy under the leadership of a craftsman named Fang. It was the
+custom of these men, who wore a badge and recognized a mutual oath and
+imprecation, to present themselves suddenly before Wong Ts’in and
+demand a greater reward for their exertions than they had previously
+agreed to, threatening that unless this was accorded they would cast
+down the implements of their labour in unison and involve in idleness
+those who otherwise would have continued at their task. This menace
+Wong Ts’in bought off from time to time by agreeing to their
+exactions, but it began presently to appear that this way of appeasing
+them resembled Chou Hong’s method of extinguishing a fire by directing
+jets of wind against it. On the day with which this related story has
+so far concerned itself, a band of the most highly remunerated and
+privileged of the craftsmen had appeared before Wong Ts’in with the
+intolerable Fang at their head. These men were they whose skill
+enabled them laboriously to copy upon the surfaces of porcelain a
+given scene without appreciable deviation from one to the other, for
+in those remote cycles of history no other method was yet known or
+even dreamed of.
+
+“Suitable greetings, employer of our worthless services,” remarked
+their leader, seating himself upon the floor unbidden. “These who
+speak through the mouth of the cringing mendicant before you are the
+Bound-together Brotherhood of Colour-mixers and Putters-on of
+Thought-out Designs, bent upon a just cause.”
+
+“May their Ancestral Tablets never fall into disrepair,” replied Wong
+Ts’in courteously. “For the rest--let the mouth referred to shape
+itself into the likeness of a narrow funnel, for the lengthening
+gong-strokes press round about my unfinished labours.”
+
+“That which in justice requires the amplitude of a full-sized cask
+shall be pressed down into the confines of an inadequate vessel,”
+ assented Fang. “Know then, O battener upon our ill-requited skill, how
+it has come to our knowledge that one who is not of our Brotherhood
+moves among us and performs an equal task for a less reward. This is
+our spoken word in consequence: in place of one tael every man among
+us shall now take two, and he who before has laboured eight gongs to
+receive it shall henceforth labour four. Furthermore, he who is
+speaking shall, as their recognized head and authority, always be
+addressed by the honourable title of ‘Polished,’ and the dog who is
+not one of us shall be cast forth.”
+
+“My hand itches to reward you in accordance with the inner prompting
+of a full heart,” replied the merchant, after a well-sustained pause.
+“But in this matter my very deficient ears must be leading my
+threadbare mind astray. The moon has not been eaten up since the day
+when you stood before me in a like attitude and bargained that every
+man should henceforth receive a full tael where hitherto a half had
+been his portion, and that in place of the toil of sixteen
+gong-strokes eight should suffice. Upon this being granted all bound
+themselves by spoken word that the matter should stand thus and thus
+between us until the gathering-in of the next rice harvest.”
+
+“That may have been so at the time,” admitted Fang, with dog-like
+obstinacy, “but it was not then known that you had pledged yourself to
+Hien Nan for tenscore embellished plates of porcelain within a stated
+time, and that our services would therefore be essential to your
+reputation. There has thus arisen what may be regarded as a new vista
+of eventualities, and this frees us from the bondage of our spoken
+word. Having thus moderately stated our unbending demand, we will
+depart until the like gong-stroke of to-morrow, when, if our claim be
+not agreed to, all will cast down their implements of labour with the
+swiftness of a lightning-flash and thereby involve the whole of your
+too-profitable undertaking in well-merited stagnation. We go,
+venerable head; auspicious omens attend your movements!”
+
+“May the All-Seeing guide your footsteps,” responded Wong Ts’in, and
+with courteous forbearance he waited until they were out of hearing
+before he added--“into a vat of boiling sulphur!”
+
+Thus may the position be outlined when Wei Chang, the unassuming youth
+whom the black-hearted Fang had branded with so degrading a
+comparison, sat at his appointed place rather than join in the
+discreditable conspiracy, and strove by his unaided dexterity to
+enable Wong Ts’in to complete the tenscore embellished plates by the
+appointed time. Yet already he knew that in this commendable ambition
+his head grew larger than his hands, for he was the slowest-working
+among all Wong Ts’in’s craftsmen, and even then his copy could
+frequently be detected from the original. Not to overwhelm his memory
+with unmerited contempt it is fitting now to reveal somewhat more of
+the unfolding curtain of events.
+
+Wei Chang was not in reality a worker in the art of applying coloured
+designs to porcelain at all. He was a student of the literary
+excellences and had decided to devote his entire life to the engaging
+task of reducing the most perfectly matched analogy to the least
+possible number of words when the unexpected appearance of Fa Fai
+unsettled his ambitions. She was restraining the impatience of a
+powerful horse and controlling its movements by means of a leather
+thong, while at the same time she surveyed the landscape with a
+disinterested glance in which Wei Chang found himself becoming
+involved. Without stopping even to consult the spirits of his revered
+ancestors on so important a decision, he at once burned the greater
+part of his collection of classical analogies and engaged himself, as
+one who is willing to become more proficient, about Wong Ts’in’s
+earth-yards. Here, without any reasonable intention of ever becoming
+in any way personally congenial to her, he was in a position
+occasionally to see the distant outline of Fa Fai’s movements, and
+when a day passed and even this was withheld he was content that the
+shadow of the many-towered building that contained her should obscure
+the sunlight from the window before which he worked.
+
+While Wei Chang was thus engaged the door of the enclosure in which he
+laboured was thrust cautiously inwards, and presently he became aware
+that the being whose individuality was never completely absent from
+his thoughts was standing in an expectant attitude at no great
+distance from him. As no other person was present, the craftsmen
+having departed in order to consult an oracle that dwelt beneath an
+appropriate sign, and Wong Ts’in being by this time among the Outer
+Ways seeking an omen as to Fa Fai’s disposal, Wei Chang did not think
+it respectful to become aware of the maiden’s presence until a
+persistent distress of her throat compelled him to recognize the
+incident.
+
+“Unapproachable perfection,” he said, with becoming deference, “is it
+permissible that in the absence of your enlightened sire you should
+descend from your golden eminence and stand, entirely unattended, at
+no great distance from so ordinary a person as myself?”
+
+“Whether it be strictly permissible or not, it is only on like
+occasions that she ever has the opportunity of descending from the
+solitary pinnacle referred to,” replied Fa Fai, not only with no
+outward appearance of alarm at being directly addressed by one of a
+different sex, but even moving nearer to Wei Chang as she spoke. “A
+more essential detail in the circumstances concerns the length of time
+that he may be prudently relied upon to be away?”
+
+“Doubtless several gong-strokes will intervene before his returning
+footsteps gladden our expectant vision,” replied Wei Chang. “He is
+spoken of as having set his face towards the Outer Ways, there
+perchance to come within the influence of a portent.”
+
+“Its probable object is not altogether unknown to the one who stands
+before you,” admitted Fa Fai, “and as a dutiful and affectionate
+daughter it has become a consideration with her whether she ought not
+to press forward, as it were, to a solution on her own account. . . .
+If the one whom I am addressing could divert his attention from the
+embellishment of the very inadequate claw of a wholly superfluous
+winged dragon, possibly he might add his sage counsel on that point.”
+
+“It is said that a bull-frog once rent his throat in a well-meant
+endeavour to advise an eagle in the art of flying,” replied Wei Chang,
+concealing the bitterness of his heart beneath an easy tongue. “For
+this reason it is inexpedient for earthlings to fix their eyes on
+those who dwell in very high places.”
+
+“To the intrepid, very high places exist solely to be scaled; with
+others, however, the only scaling they attempt is lavished on the
+armour of preposterous flying monsters, O youth of the House of Wei!”
+
+“Is it possible,” exclaimed Wei Chang, moving forward with so sudden
+an ardour that the maiden hastily withdrew herself several paces from
+beyond his enthusiasm, “is it possible that this person’s hitherto
+obscure and execrated name is indeed known to your incomparable lips?”
+
+“As the one who periodically casts up the computations of the sums of
+money due to those who labour about the earth-yards, it would be
+strange if the name had so far escaped my notice,” replied Fa Fai,
+with a distance in her voice that the few paces between them very
+inadequately represented. “Certain details engrave themselves upon the
+tablets of recollection by their persistence. For instance, the name
+of Fang is generally at the head of each list; that of Wei Chang is
+invariably at the foot.”
+
+“It is undeniable,” admitted Wei Chang, in a tone of well-merited
+humiliation; “and the attainment of never having yet applied a design
+in such a manner that the copy might be mistaken for the original has
+entirely flattened-out this person’s self-esteem.”
+
+“Doubtless,” suggested Fa Fai, with delicate encouragement, “there are
+other pursuits in which you would disclose a more highly developed
+proficiency--as that of watching the gyrations of untamed horses, for
+example. Our more immediate need, however, is to discover a means of
+defeating the malignity of the detestable Fang. With this object I
+have for some time past secretly applied myself to the task of
+contriving a design which, by blending simplicity with picturesque
+effect, will enable one person in a given length of time to achieve
+the amount of work hitherto done by two.”
+
+With these auspicious words the accomplished maiden disclosed a plate
+of translucent porcelain, embellished in the manner which she had
+described. At the sight of the ingenious way in which trees and
+persons, stream and buildings, and objects of a widely differing
+nature had been so arranged as to give the impression that they all
+existed at the same time, and were equally visible without undue
+exertion on the part of the spectator who regarded them, Wei Chang
+could not restrain an exclamation of delight.
+
+“How cunningly imagined is the device by which objects so varied in
+size as an orange and an island can be depicted within the narrow
+compass of a porcelain plate without the larger one completely
+obliterating the smaller or the smaller becoming actually invisible by
+comparison with the other! Hitherto this unimaginative person had not
+considered the possibility of showing other than dragons, demons,
+spirits, and the forces which from their celestial nature may be
+regarded as possessing no real thickness of substance and therefore
+being particularly suitable for treatment on a flat surface. But this
+engaging display might indeed be a scene having an actual existence at
+no great space away.”
+
+“Such is assuredly the case,” admitted Fa Fai. “Within certain
+limitations, imposed by this new art of depicting realities as they
+are, we may be regarded as standing before an open window. The
+important-looking building on the right is that erected by this
+person’s venerated father. Its prosperity is indicated by the
+luxurious profusion of the fruit-tree overhanging it. Pressed somewhat
+to the back, but of dignified proportion, are the outer buildings of
+those who labour among the clay.”
+
+“In a state of actuality, they are of measurably less dignified
+dimensions,” suggested Wei Chang.
+
+“The objection is inept,” replied Fa Fai. “The buildings in question
+undoubtedly exist at the indicated position. If, therefore, the
+actuality is to be maintained, it is necessary either to raise their
+stature or to cut down the trees obscuring them. To this gentle-minded
+person the former alternative seemed the less drastic. As, however, it
+is regarded in a spirit of no-satisfaction--”
+
+“Proceed, incomparable one, proceed,” implored Wei Chang. “It was but
+a breath of thought, arising from a recollection of the many times
+that this incapable person has struck his unworthy head against the
+roof-beams of those nobly-proportioned buildings.”
+
+“The three stunted individuals crossing the bridge in undignified
+attitudes are the debased Fang and two of his mercenary accomplices.
+They are, as usual, bending their footsteps in the direction of the
+hospitality of a house that announces its purpose beneath the sign of
+a spreading bush. They are positioned as crossing the river to a set
+purpose, and the bridge is devoid of a rail in the hope that on their
+return they may all fall into the torrent in a helpless condition and
+be drowned, to the satisfaction of the beholders.”
+
+“It would be a fitting conclusion to their ill-spent lives,” agreed
+Wei Chang. “Would it not add to their indignity to depict them as
+struggling beneath the waves?”
+
+“It might do so,” admitted Fa Fai graciously, “but in order to express
+the arisement adequately it would be necessary to display them
+twice--first on the bridge with their faces turned towards the west,
+and then in the flood with their faces towards the east; and the
+superficial might hastily assume that the three on the bridge would
+rescue the three in the river.”
+
+“You are all-wise,” said Wei Chang, with well-marked admiration in his
+voice. “This person’s suggestion was opaque.”
+
+“In any case,” continued Fa Fai, with a reassuring glance, “it is a
+detail that is not essential to the frustration of Fang’s malignant
+scheme, for already well on its way towards Hien Nan may be seen a
+trustworthy junk, laden with two formidable crates, each one
+containing fivescore plates of the justly esteemed Wong Ts’in
+porcelain.”
+
+“Nevertheless,” maintained Wei Chang mildly, “the out-passing of Fang
+would have been a satisfactory detail of the occurrence.”
+
+“Do not despair,” replied Fa Fai. “Not idly is it written: ‘Destiny
+has four feet, eight hands and sixteen eyes: how then shall the
+ill-doer with only two of each hope to escape?’ An even more
+ignominious end may await Fang, should he escape drowning, for,
+conveniently placed by the side of the stream, this person has
+introduced a spreading willow-tree. Any of its lower branches is
+capable of sustaining Fang’s weight, should a reliable rope connect
+the two.”
+
+“There is something about that which this person now learns is a
+willow that distinguishes it above all the other trees of the design,”
+ remarked Wei Chang admiringly. “It has a wild and yet a romantic
+aspect.”
+
+“This person had not yet chanced upon a suitable title for the
+device,” said Fa Fai, “and a distinguishing name is necessary, for
+possibly scores of copies may be made before its utility is exhausted.
+Your discriminating praise shall be accepted as a fortunate omen, and
+henceforth this shall be known as the Willow Pattern Embellishment.”
+
+“The honour of suggesting the title is more than this commonplace
+person can reasonably carry,” protested Wei Chang, feeling that very
+little worth considering existed outside the earth-shed. “Not only
+scores, but even hundreds of copies may be required in the process of
+time, for a crust of rice-bread and handful of dried figs eaten from
+such a plate would be more satisfying than a repast of many-coursed
+richness elsewhere.”
+
+In this well-sustained and painless manner Fa Fai and Wei Chang
+continued to express themselves agreeably to each other, until the
+lengthening gong-strokes warned the former person that her absence
+might inconvenience Wong Ts’in’s sense of tranquillity on his return,
+nor did Wei Chang contest the desirability of a great space
+intervening between them should the merchant chance to pass that way.
+In the meanwhile Chang had explained many of the inner details of his
+craft so that Fa Fai should the better understand the requirements of
+her new art.
+
+“Yet where is the Willow plate itself?” said the maiden, as she began
+to arrange her mind towards departure. “As the colours were still in a
+receptive state this person placed it safely aside for the time. It
+was somewhat near the spot where you--”
+
+During the amiable exchange of shafts of polished conversation Wei
+Chang had followed Fa Fai’s indication and had seated himself upon a
+low bench without any very definite perception of his movements. He
+now arose with the unstudied haste of one who has inconvenienced a
+scorpion.
+
+“Alas!” he exclaimed, in a tone of the acutest mental distress; “can
+it be possible that this utterly profane outcast has so desecrated--”
+
+“Certainly comment of an admittedly crushing nature has been imposed
+on this one’s well-meant handiwork,” said Fa Fai. With these
+lightly-barbed words, which were plainly devised to restore the other
+person’s face towards himself, the magnanimous maiden examined the
+plate which Wei Chang’s uprising had revealed.
+
+“Not only has the embellishment suffered no real detriment,” she
+continued, after an adequate glance, “but there has been imparted to
+the higher lights--doubtless owing to the nature of the fabric in
+which your lower half is encased--a certain nebulous quality that adds
+greatly to the successful effect of the various tones.”
+
+At the first perception of the indignity to which he had subjected the
+entrancing Fa Fai’s work, and the swift feeling that much more than
+the coloured adornment of a plate would thereby be destroyed, all
+power of retention had forsaken Wei Chang’s incapable knees and he
+sank down heavily upon another bench. From this dejection the maiden’s
+well-chosen encouragement recalled him to a position of ordinary
+uprightness.
+
+“A tombstone is lifted from this person’s mind by your
+gracefully-placed words,” he declared, and he was continuing to
+indicate the nature of his self-reproach by means of a suitable
+analogy when the expression of Fa Fai’s eyes turned him to a point
+behind himself. There, lying on the spot from which he had just risen,
+was a second Willow plate, differing in no detail of resemblance from
+the first.
+
+“Shadow of the Great Image!” exclaimed Chang, in an awe-filled voice.
+“It is no marvel that miracles should attend your footsteps, celestial
+one, but it is incredible that this clay-souled person should be
+involved in the display.”
+
+“Yet,” declared Fa Fai, not hesitating to allude to things as they
+existed, in the highly-raised stress of the discovery, “it would
+appear that the miracle is not specifically connected with this
+person’s feet. Would you not, in furtherance of this line of
+suggestion, place yourself in a similar attitude on yet another plate,
+Wei Chang?”
+
+Not without many protests that it was scarcely becoming thus to sit
+repeatedly in her presence, Chang complied with the request, and upon
+Fa Fai’s further insistence he continued to impress himself, as it
+were, upon a succession of porcelain plates, with a like result. Not
+until the eleventh process was reached did the Willow design begin to
+lose its potency.
+
+“Ten perfect copies produced within as many moments, and not one
+distinguishable from the first!” exclaimed Wei Chang, regarding the
+array of plates with pleasurable emotion. “Here is a means of baffling
+Fang’s crafty confederacy that will fill Wong Ts’in’s ears with waves
+of gladness on his return.”
+
+“Doubtless,” agreed Fa Fai, with a dark intent. She was standing by
+the door of the enclosure in the process of making her departure, and
+she regarded Wei Chang with a set deliberation. “Yet,” she continued
+definitely, “if this person possessed that which was essential to Wong
+Ts’in’s prosperity, and Wong Ts’in held that which was necessary for
+this one’s tranquillity, a locked bolt would be upon the one until the
+other was pledged in return.”
+
+With these opportune words the maiden vanished, leaving Wei Chang
+prostrating himself in spirit before the many-sidedness of her wisdom.
+
+Wong Ts’in was not altogether benevolently inclined towards the
+universe on his return a little later. The persistent image of Fang’s
+overthreatening act still corroded the merchant’s throat with
+bitterness, for on his right he saw the extinction of his business as
+unremunerative if he agreed, and on his left he saw the extinction of
+his business as undependable if he refused to agree.
+
+Furthermore, the omens were ill-arranged.
+
+On his way outwards he had encountered an aged man who possessed two
+fruit-trees, on which he relied for sustenance. As Wong Ts’in drew
+near, this venerable person carried from his dwelling two beaten cakes
+of dog-dung and began to bury them about the root of the larger tree.
+This action, on the part of one who might easily be a disguised
+wizard, aroused Wong Ts’in’s interest.
+
+“Why,” he demanded, “having two cakes of dung and two fruit-trees, do
+you not allot one to each tree, so that both may benefit and return to
+you their produce in the time of your necessity?”
+
+“The season promises to be one of rigour and great need,” replied the
+other. “A single cake of dung might not provide sufficient nourishment
+for either tree, so that both should wither away. By reducing life to
+a bare necessity I could pass from one harvest to another on the fruit
+of this tree alone, but if both should fail I am undone. To this end I
+safeguard my existence by ensuring that at least the better of the two
+shall thrive.”
+
+“Peace attend your efforts!” said Wong Ts’in, and he began to retrace
+his footsteps, well content.
+
+Yet he had not covered half the distance back when his progress was
+impeded by an elderly hag who fed two goats, whose milk alone
+preserved her from starvation. One small measure of dry grass was all
+that she was able to provide them with, but she divided it equally
+between them, to the discontent of both.
+
+“The season promises to be one of rigour and great need,” remarked
+Wong Ts’in affably, for the being before him might well be a creature
+of another part who had assumed that form for his guidance. “Why do
+you not therefore ensure sustenance to the better of the two goats by
+devoting to it the whole of the measure of dry grass? In this way you
+would receive at least some nourishment in return and thereby
+safeguard your own existence until the rice is grown again.”
+
+“In the matter of the two goats,” replied the aged hag, “there is no
+better, both being equally stubborn and perverse, though one may be
+finer-looking and more vainglorious than the other. Yet should I
+foster this one to the detriment of her fellow, what would be this
+person’s plight if haply the weaker died and the stronger broke away
+and fled! By treating both alike I retain a double thread on life,
+even if neither is capable of much.”
+
+“May the Unseen weigh your labours!” exclaimed Wong Ts’in in a
+two-edged voice, and he departed.
+
+When he reached his own house he would have closed himself in his own
+chamber with himself had not Wei Chang persisted that he sought his
+master’s inner ear with a heavy project. This interruption did not
+please Wong Ts’in, for he had begun to recognize the day as being
+unlucky, yet Chang succeeded by a device in reaching his side, bearing
+in his hands a guarded burden.
+
+Though no written record of this memorable interview exists, it is now
+generally admitted that Wei Chang either involved himself in an
+unbearably attenuated caution before he would reveal his errand, or
+else that he made a definite allusion to Fa Fai with a too sudden
+conciseness, for the slaves who stood without heard Wong Ts’in clear
+his voice of all restraint and express himself freely on a variety of
+subjects. But this gave place to a subdued murmur, ending with the
+ceremonial breaking of a plate, and later Wong Ts’in beat on a silver
+bell and called for wine and fruit.
+
+The next day Fang presented himself a few gong-strokes later than the
+appointed time, and being met by an unbending word he withdrew the
+labour of those whom he controlled. Thenceforth these men, providing
+themselves with knives and axes, surrounded the gate of the
+earth-yards and by the pacific argument of their attitudes succeeded
+in persuading others who would willingly have continued at their task
+that the air of Wong Ts’in’s sheds was not congenial to their health.
+Towards Wei Chang, whose efforts they despised, they raised a cloud of
+derision, and presently noticing that henceforth he invariably clad
+himself in lower garments of a dark blue material (to a set purpose
+that will be as crystal to the sagacious), they greeted his appearance
+with cries of: “Behold the sombre one! Thou dark leg!” so that this
+reproach continues to be hurled even to this day at those in a like
+case, though few could answer why.
+
+Long before the stipulated time the tenscore plates were delivered to
+Hien Nan. So greatly were they esteemed, both on account of their
+accuracy of unvarying detail and the ingenuity of their novel
+embellishment, that orders for scores, hundreds and even thousands
+began to arrive from all quarters of the Empire. The clay enterprise
+of Wong Ts’in took upon itself an added lustre, and in order to deal
+adequately with so vast an undertaking the grateful merchant adopted
+Wei Chang and placed him upon an equal footing with himself. On the
+same day Wong Ts’in honourably fulfilled his spoken word and the
+marriage of Wei Chang and Fa Fai took place, accompanied by the most
+lavish display of fireworks and coloured lights that the province had
+ever seen. The controlling deities approved, and they had seven sons,
+one of whom had seven fingers upon each hand. All these sons became
+expert in Wei Chang’s process of transferring porcelain embellishment,
+for some centuries elapsed before it was discovered that it was not
+absolutely necessary to sit upon each plate to produce the desired
+effect.
+
+This chronicle of an event that is now regarded as almost classical
+would not be complete without an added reference to the ultimate end
+of the sordid Fang.
+
+Fallen into disrepute among his fellows owing to the evil plight
+towards which he had enticed them, it became his increasing purpose to
+frequent the house beyond the river. On his return at nightfall he
+invariably drew aside on reaching the bridge, well knowing that he
+could not prudently rely upon his feet among so insecure a crossing,
+and composed himself to sleep amid the rushes. While in this position
+one night he was discovered and pushed into the river by a devout ox
+(an instrument of high destinies), where he perished incapably.
+
+Those who found his body, not being able to withdraw so formidable a
+weight direct, cast a rope across the lower branch of a convenient
+willow-tree and thus raised it to the shore. In this striking manner
+Fa Fai’s definite opinion achieved a destined end.
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER III
+
+ The Degraded Persistence of the Effete Ming-shu
+
+At about the same gong-stroke as before, Kai Lung again stood at the
+open shutter, and to him presently came the maiden Hwa-mei, bearing in
+her hands a gift of fruit.
+
+“The story of the much-harassed merchant Wong Ts’in and of the
+assiduous youth Wei Chang has reached this person’s ears by a devious
+road, and though it doubtless lost some of the subtler qualities in
+the telling, the ultimate tragedy had a convincing tone,” she remarked
+pleasantly.
+
+“It is scarcely to be expected that one who has spent his life beneath
+an official umbrella should have at his command the finer analogies of
+light and shade,” tolerantly replied Kai Lung. “Though by no means
+comparable with the unapproachable history of the Princess Taik and
+the minstrel Ch’eng as a means for conveying the unexpressed
+aspirations of the one who relates towards the one who is receptive,
+there are many passages even in the behaviour of Wei Chang into which
+this person could infuse an unmistakable stress of significance were
+he but given the opportunity.”
+
+“The day of that opportunity has not yet dawned,” replied the Golden
+Mouse; “nor has the night preceding it yet run its gloomy course.
+Foiled in his first attempt, the vindictive Ming-shu now creeps
+towards his end by a more tortuous path. Whether or not dimly
+suspecting something of the strategy by which your imperishable life
+was preserved to-day, it is no part of his depraved scheme that you
+should be given a like opportunity again. To-morrow another will be
+led to judgment, one Cho-kow, a tribesman of the barbarian land of
+Khim.”
+
+“With him I have already conversed and shared rice,” interposed Kai
+Lung. “Proceed, elegance.”
+
+“Accused of plundering mountain tombs and of other crimes now held in
+disrepute, he will be offered a comparatively painless death if he
+will implicate his fellows, of whom you will be held to be the chief.
+By this ignoble artifice you will be condemned on his testimony in
+your absence, nor will you have any warning of your fate until you are
+led forth to suffer.”
+
+Then replied Kai Lung, after a space of thought: “Not ineptly is it
+written: ‘When the leading carriage is upset the next one is more
+careful,’ and Ming-shu has taken the proverb to his heart. To
+counteract his detestable plot will not be easy, but it should not be
+beyond our united power, backed by a reasonable activity on the part
+of our protecting ancestors.”
+
+“The devotional side of the emergency has had this one’s early care,”
+ remarked Hwa-mei. “From daybreak to-morrow six zealous and
+deep-throated monks will curse Ming-shu and all his ways unceasingly,
+while a like number will invoke blessings and success upon your
+enlightened head. In the matter of noise and illumination everything
+that can contribute has been suitably prepared.”
+
+“It is difficult to conjecture what more could be done in that
+direction,” confessed Kai Lung gratefully.
+
+“Yet as regards a more material effort--?” suggested the maiden, amid
+a cloud of involving doubt.
+
+“If there is a subject in which the imagination of the Mandarin Shan
+Tien can be again enmeshed it might be yet accomplished,” replied Kai
+Lung. “Have you a knowledge of any such deep concern?”
+
+“Truly there is a matter that disturbs his peace of late. He has
+dreamed a dream three times, and its meaning is beyond the skill of
+any man to solve. Yet how shall this avail you who are no geomancer?”
+
+“What is the nature of the dream?” inquired Kai Lung. “For remember,
+‘Though Shen-fi has but one gate, many roads lead to it.’”
+
+“The substance of the dream is this: that herein he who sleeps walks
+freely in the ways of men wearing no robe or covering of any kind, yet
+suffering no concern or indignity therefrom; that the secret and
+hidden things of the earth are revealed to his seeing eyes; and that
+he can float in space and project himself upon the air at will. These
+three things are alien to his nature, and being three times repeated,
+the uncertainty assails his ease.”
+
+“Let it, under your persistent care, assail him more and that
+unceasingly,” exclaimed Kai Lung, with renewed lightness in his voice.
+“Breathe on the surface of his self-repose as a summer breeze moves
+the smooth water of a mountain lake--not deeply, but never quite at
+rest. Be assured: it is no longer possible to doubt that powerful
+Beings are interested in our cause.”
+
+“I go, oppressed one,” replied Hwa-mei. “May this period of your
+ignoble trial be brought to a distinguished close.”
+
+On the following day at the appointed hour Cho-kow was led before the
+Mandarin Shan Tien, and the nature of his crimes having been explained
+to him by the contemptible Ming-shu, he was bidden to implicate Kai
+Lung and thus come to an earlier and less painful end.
+
+“All-powerful,” he replied, addressing himself to the Mandarin, “the
+words that have been spoken are bent to a deceptive end. They of our
+community are a simple race and doubtless in the past their ways were
+thus and thus. But, as it is truly said, ‘Tian went bare, his eyes
+could pierce the earth and his body float in space, but they of his
+seed do but dream the dream.’ We, being but the puny descendants--”
+
+“You have spoken of one Tian whose attributes were such, and of those
+who dream thereof,” interrupted the Mandarin, as one who performs a
+reluctant duty. “That which you adduce to uphold your cause must bear
+the full light of day.”
+
+“Alas, omnipotence,” replied Cho-kow, “this concerns the doing of the
+gods and those who share their line. Now I am but an ill-conditioned
+outcast from the obscure land of Khim, and possess no lore beyond what
+happens there. Haply the gods that rule in Khim have a different
+manner of behaving from those in the Upper Air above Yu-ping, and this
+person’s narration would avoid the semblance of the things that are
+and he himself would thereby be brought to disrepute.”
+
+“Suffer not that apprehension to retard your impending eloquence,”
+ replied Shan Tien affably. “Be assured that the gods have exactly the
+same manner of behaving in every land.”
+
+“Furthermore,” continued Cho-kow, with patient craft, “I am a man of
+barbarian tongue, the full half of my speech being foreign to your
+ear. The history of the much-accomplished Tian and the meaning of the
+dreams that mark those of his race require for a full understanding
+the subtle analogies of an acquired style. Now that same Kai Lung whom
+you have implicated to my band--”
+
+“Excellence!” protested Ming-shu, with a sudden apprehension in his
+throat, “yesterday our labours dissolved in air through the very
+doubtful precedent of allowing one to testify what he had had the
+intention to relate. Now we are asked to allow a tomb-haunter to call
+a parricide to disclose that which he himself is ignorant of. Press
+down your autocratic thumb--”
+
+“Alas, instructor,” interposed Shan Tien compassionately, “the
+sympathetic concern of my mind overflows upon the spectacle of your
+ill-used forbearance, yet you having banded together the two in a
+common infamy, it is the ancient privilege of this one to call the
+other to his cause. We are but the feeble mouthpieces of a benevolent
+scheme of all-embracing justice and greatly do I fear that we must
+again submit.”
+
+With these well-timed words the broad-minded personage settled himself
+more reposefully among his cushions and signified that Kai Lung should
+be led forward and begin.
+
+
+ The Story of Ning, the Captive God, and the Dreams
+ that mark his Race
+
+ i. THE MALICE OF THE DEMON, LEOU
+
+When Sun Wei definitely understood that the deities were against him
+(for on every occasion his enemies prospered and the voice of his own
+authority grew less), he looked this way and that with a
+well-considering mind.
+
+He did nothing hastily, but when once a decision was reached it was as
+unbending as iron and as smoothly finished as polished jade. At about
+the evening hour when others were preparing to offer sacrifice he took
+the images and the altars of his Rites down from their honourable
+positions and cast them into a heap on a waste expanse beyond his
+courtyard. Then with an axe he unceremoniously detached their
+incomparable limbs from their sublime bodies and flung the parts into
+a fire that he had prepared.
+
+“It is better,” declared Sun Wei, standing beside the pile, his hands
+buried within his sleeves--“it is better to be struck down at once,
+rather than to wither away slowly like a half-uprooted cassia-tree.”
+
+When this act of defiance was reported in the Upper World the air grew
+thick with the cries of indignation of the lesser deities, and the
+sound of their passage as they projected themselves across vast
+regions of space and into the presence of the supreme N’guk was like
+the continuous rending of innumerable pieces of the finest silk.
+
+In his musk-scented heaven, however, N’guk slept, as his habit was at
+the close of each celestial day. It was with some difficulty that he
+could be aroused and made to understand the nature of Sun Wei’s
+profanity, for his mind was dull with the smoke of never-ending
+incense.
+
+“To-morrow,” he promised, with a benignant gesture, turning over again
+on his crystal throne, “some time to-morrow impartial justice shall be
+done. In the meanwhile--courteous dismissal attend your opportune
+footsteps.”
+
+“He is becoming old and obese,” murmured the less respectful of the
+demons. “He is not the god he was, even ten thousand cycles ago. It
+were well--”
+
+“But, omnipotence,” protested certain conciliatory spirits, pressing
+to the front, “consider, if but for a short breath of time. A day here
+is as threescore of their years as these mortals live. By to-morrow
+night not only Sun Wei, but most of those now dwelling down below,
+will have Passed Beyond. But the story of his unpunished infamy will
+live. We shall become discredited and our altar fires extinct.
+Sacrifice of either food or raiment will cease to reach us. The Season
+of White Rain is approaching and will find us ill provided. We who
+speak are but Beings of small part--”
+
+“Peace!” commanded N’guk, now thoroughly disturbed, for the voices of
+the few had grown into a tumult; “how is it possible to consider with
+a torrent like the Hoang-Ho in flood pouring through my very ordinary
+ears? Your omniscient but quite inadequate Chief would think.”
+
+At this rebuke the uproar ceased. So deep became the nature of N’guk’s
+profound thoughts that they could be heard rolling like thunder among
+the caverns of his gigantic brain. To aid the process, female slaves
+on either side fanned his fiery head with celestial lotus leaves. On
+the earth, far beneath, cyclones, sand-storms and sweeping
+water-spouts were forced into being.
+
+“Hear the contemptible wisdom of my ill-formed mouth,” said N’guk at
+length. “If we at once put forth our strength, the degraded Wun Sei is
+ground--”
+
+“Sun Wei, All-knowing One,” murmured an attending spirit beneath his
+breath.
+
+“--the unmentionable outcast whom we are discussing is immediately
+ground into powder,” continued the Highest, looking fixedly at a
+distant spot situated directly beyond his painstaking attendant. “But
+what follows? Henceforth no man can be allowed to whisper ill of us
+but we must at once seek him out and destroy him, or the obtuse and
+superficial will exclaim: ‘It was not so in the days of--of So-and-So.
+Behold’”--here the Great One bent a look of sudden resentment on the
+band of those who would have reproached him--“‘behold the gods become
+old and obese. They are not the Powers they were. It would be better
+to address ourselves to other altars.’”
+
+At this prospect many of the more venerable spirits began to lose
+their enthusiasm. If every mortal who spoke ill of them was to be
+pursued what leisure for dignified seclusion would remain?
+
+“If, however,” continued the dispassionate Being, “the profaner is
+left to himself he will, sooner or later, in the ordinary course of
+human intelligence, become involved in some disaster of his own
+contriving. Then they who dwell around will say: ‘He destroyed the
+altars! Truly the hands of the Unseen are slow to close, but their
+arms are very long. Lo, we have this day ourselves beheld it. Come,
+let us burn incense lest some forgotten misdeed from the past lurk in
+our path.’”
+
+When he had finished speaking all the more reputable of those present
+extolled his judgment. Some still whispered together, however,
+whereupon the sagacious N’guk opened his mouth more fully and shot
+forth tongues of consuming fire among the murmurers so that they fled
+howling from his presence.
+
+Now among the spirits who had stood before the Pearly Ruler without
+taking any share in the decision were two who at this point are drawn
+into the narration, Leou and Ning. Leou was a revengeful demon, ever
+at enmity with one or another of the gods and striving how he might
+enmesh his feet in destruction. Ning was a better-class deity,
+voluptuous but well-meaning, and little able to cope with Leou’s
+subtlety. Thus it came about that the latter one, seeing in the
+outcome a chance to achieve his end, at once dropped headlong down to
+earth and sought out Sun Wei.
+
+Sun Wei was reclining at his evening rice when Leou found him.
+Becoming invisible, the demon entered a date that Sun Wei held in his
+hand and took the form of a stone. Sun Wei recognized the doubtful
+nature of the stone as it passed between his teeth, and he would have
+spat it forth again, but Leou had the questionable agility of the
+serpent and slipped down the other’s throat. He was thus able to
+converse familiarly with Sun Wei without fear of interruption.
+
+“Sun Wei,” said the voice of Leou inwardly, “the position you have
+chosen is a desperate one, and we of the Upper Air who are well
+disposed towards you find the path of assistance fringed with
+two-edged swords.”
+
+“It is well said: ‘He who lacks a single tael sees many bargains,’”
+ replied Sun Wei, a refined bitterness weighing the import of his
+words. “Truly this person’s friends in the Upper Air are a
+never-failing lantern behind his back.”
+
+At this justly-barbed reproach Leou began to shake with disturbed
+gravity until he remembered that the motion might not be pleasing to
+Sun Wei’s inner feelings.
+
+“It is not that the well-disposed are slow to urge your claims, but
+that your enemies number some of the most influential demons in all
+the Nine Spaces,” he declared, speaking with a false smoothness that
+marked all his detestable plans. “Assuredly in the past you must have
+led a very abandoned life, Sun Wei, to come within the circle of their
+malignity.”
+
+“By no means,” replied Sun Wei. “Until driven to despair this person
+not only duly observed the Rites and Ceremonies, but he even avoided
+the Six Offences. He remained by the side of his parents while they
+lived, provided an adequate posterity, forbore to tread on any of the
+benevolent insects, safeguarded all printed paper, did not consume the
+meat of the industrious ox, and was charitable towards the needs of
+hungry and homeless ghosts.”
+
+“These observances are well enough,” admitted Leou, restraining his
+narrow-minded impatience; “and with an ordinary number of written
+charms worn about the head and body they would doubtless carry you
+through the lesser contingencies of existence. But by, as it were,
+extending contempt, you have invited the retaliatory propulsion of the
+sandal of authority.”
+
+“To one who has been pushed over the edge of a precipice, a rut across
+the path is devoid of menace; nor do the destitute tremble at the
+departing watchman’s cry: ‘Sleep warily; robbers are about.’”
+
+“As regards bodily suffering and material extortion, it is possible to
+attain such a limit as no longer to excite the cupidity of even the
+most rapacious deity,” admitted Leou. “Other forms of flattening-out a
+transgressor’s self-content remain however. For instance, it has come
+within the knowledge of the controlling Powers that seven generations
+of your distinguished ancestors occupy positions of dignified
+seclusion in the Upper Air.”
+
+For the first time Sun Wei’s attitude was not entirely devoid of an
+emotion of concern.
+
+“They would not--?”
+
+“To mark their sense of your really unsupportable behaviour it has
+been decided that all seven shall return to the humiliating scenes of
+their former existences in admittedly objectionable forms,” replied
+the outrageous Leou. “Sun Chen, your venerated sire, will become an
+agile grasshopper; your incomparable grandfather, Yuen, will have the
+similitude of a yellow goat; as a tortoise your leisurely-minded
+ancestor Huang, the high public official--”
+
+“Forbear!” exclaimed the conscience-stricken Sun Wei; “rather would
+this person suffer every imaginable form of torture than that the
+spirit of one of his revered ancestors should be submitted to so
+intolerable a bondage. Is there no amiable form of compromise whereby
+the ancestors of some less devoted and liberally-inspired son might be
+imperceptibly, as it were, substituted?”
+
+“In ordinary cases some such arrangement is generally possible,”
+ conceded Leou; “but not idly is it written: ‘There is a time to
+silence an adversary with the honey of logical persuasion, and there
+is a time to silence him with the argument of a heavily-directed
+club.’ In your extremity a hostage is the only efficient safeguard.
+Seize the person of one of the gods themselves and raise a strong wall
+around your destiny by holding him to ransom.”
+
+“‘Ho Tai, requiring a light for his pipe, stretched out his hand
+towards the great sky-lantern,’” quoted Sun Wei.
+
+“‘Do not despise Ching To because his armour is invisible,’” retorted
+Leou, with equal point. “Your friends in the Above are neither feeble
+nor inept. Do as I shall instruct you and no less a Being than Ning
+will be delivered into your hand.”
+
+Then replied Sun Wei dubiously: “A spreading mango-tree affords a
+pleasant shade within one’s courtyard, and a captive god might for a
+season undoubtedly confer an enviable distinction. But presently the
+tree’s encroaching roots may disturb the foundation of the house so
+that the walls fall and crush those who are within, and the head of a
+restrained god would in the end certainly displace my very inadequate
+roof-tree.”
+
+“A too-prolific root can be pruned back,” replied Leou, “and the
+activities of a bondaged god may be efficiently curtailed. How this
+shall be accomplished will be revealed to you in a dream: take heed
+that you do not fail by the deviation of a single hair.”
+
+Having thus prepared his discreditable plot, Leou twice struck the
+walls enclosing him, so that Sun Wei coughed violently. The demon was
+thereby enabled to escape, and he never actually appeared in a
+tangible form again, although he frequently communicated, by means of
+signs and omens, with those whom he wished to involve in his sinister
+designs.
+
+
+ ii. THE PART PLAYED BY THE SLAVE-GIRL, HIA
+
+Among the remaining possessions that the hostility of the deities
+still left to Sun Wei at the time of these happenings was a young
+slave of many-sided attraction. The name of Hia had been given to her,
+but she was generally known as Tsing-ai on account of the extremely
+affectionate gladness of her nature.
+
+On the day following that in which Sun Wei and the demon Leou had
+conversed together, Hia was disporting herself in the dark shades of a
+secluded pool, as her custom was after the heat of her labours, when a
+phoenix, flying across the glade, dropped a pearl of unusual size and
+lustre into the stream. Possessing herself of the jewel and placing it
+in her mouth, so that it should not impede the action of her hands,
+Hia sought the bank and would have drawn herself up when she became
+aware of the presence of one having the guise of a noble commander. He
+was regarding her with a look in which well-expressed admiration was
+blended with a delicate intimation that owing to the unparalleled
+brilliance of her eyes he was unable to perceive any other detail of
+her appearance, and was, indeed, under the impression that she was
+devoid of ordinary outline. At the same time, without permitting her
+glance to be in any but an entirely opposite direction, Hia was able
+to satisfy herself that the stranger was a person on whom she might
+prudently lavish the full depths of her regard if the necessity arose.
+His apparel was rich, voluminous and of colours then unknown within the
+Empire; his hair long and abundant; his face placid but sincere. He
+carried no weapons, but wherever he trod there came a yellow flame
+from below his right foot and a white vapour from beneath his left.
+His insignia were those of a royal prince, and when he spoke his voice
+resembled the noise of arrows passing through the upper branches of a
+prickly forest. His long and pointed nails indicated the high and
+dignified nature of all his occupations; each nail was protected by a
+solid sheath, there being amethyst, ruby, topaz, ivory, emerald, white
+jade, iron, chalcedony, gold and malachite.
+
+When the distinguished-looking personage had thus regarded Hia for
+some moments he drew an instrument of hollow tubes from a fold of his
+garment and began to sing of two who, as the outcome of a romantic
+encounter similar to that then existing, had professed an agreeable
+attachment for one another and had, without unnecessary delay, entered
+upon a period of incomparable felicity. Doubtless Hia would have
+uttered words of high-minded rebuke at some of the more detailed
+analogies of the recital had not the pearl deprived her of the power
+of expressing herself clearly on any subject whatever, nor did it seem
+practicable to her to remove it without withdrawing her hands from the
+modest attitudes into which she had at once distributed them. Thus
+positioned, she was compelled to listen to the stranger’s
+well-considered flattery, and this (together with the increasing
+coldness of the stream as the evening deepened) convincingly explains
+her ultimate acquiescence to his questionable offers.
+
+Yet it cannot be denied that Ning (as he may now fittingly be
+revealed) conducted the enterprise with a seemly liberality; for upon
+receiving from Hia a glance not expressive of discouragement he at
+once caused the appearance of a suitably-furnished tent, a train of
+Nubian slaves offering rich viands, rare wine and costly perfumes,
+companies of expert dancers and musicians, a retinue of discreet
+elderly women to robe her and to attend her movements, a carpet of
+golden silk stretching from the water’s edge to the tent, and all the
+accessories of a high-class profligacy.
+
+When the night was advanced and Hia and Ning, after partaking of a
+many-coursed feast, were reclining on an ebony couch, the Being freely
+expressed the delight that he discovered in her amiable society,
+incautiously adding: “Demand any recompense that is within the power
+of this one to grant, O most delectable of water-nymphs, and its
+accomplishment will be written by a flash of lightning.” In this,
+however, he merely spoke as the treacherous Leou (who had enticed him
+into the adventure) had assured him was usual in similar
+circumstances, he himself being privately of the opinion that the
+expenditure already incurred was more than adequate to the occasion.
+
+Then replied Hia, as she had been fully instructed against the
+emergency: “The word has been spoken. But what is precious metal after
+listening to the pure gold of thy lips, or who shall again esteem gems
+while gazing upon the full round radiance of thy moon-like face? One
+thing only remains: remove the various sheaths from off thy hands, for
+they not only conceal the undoubted perfection of the nails within,
+but their massive angularity renders the affectionate ardour of your
+embrace almost intolerable.”
+
+At this very ordinary request a sudden flatness overspread Ning’s
+manner and he began to describe the many much more profitable rewards
+that Hia might fittingly demand. As none of these appeared to entice
+her imagination, he went on to rebuke her want of foresight, and,
+still later, having unsuccessfully pointed out to her the inevitable
+penury and degradation in which her thriftless perversity would
+involve her later years, to kick the less substantial appointments
+across the tent.
+
+“The night thickens, with every indication of a storm,” remarked Hia
+pleasantly. “Yet that same impending flash of promised lightning
+tarries somewhat.”
+
+“Truly is it written: ‘A gracious woman will cause more strife than
+twelve armed men can quell,’” retorted Ning bitterly.
+
+“Not, perchance, if one of them bares his nails?” Thus she lightly
+mocked him, but always with a set intent, as a poised dragon-fly sips
+water yet does not wet his wings. Whereupon, finally, Ning tore the
+sheaths from off his fingers and cast them passionately about her
+feet, immediately afterwards sinking into a profound sleep, for both
+the measure and the potency of the wine he had consumed exceeded his
+usual custom. Otherwise he would scarcely have acted in this incapable
+manner, for each sheath was inscribed with one symbol of a magic charm
+and in the possession of the complete sentence resided the whole of
+the Being’s authority and power.
+
+Then Hia, seeing that he could no longer control her movements, and
+that the end to which she had been bending was attained, gathered
+together the fruits of her conscientious strategy and fled.
+
+When Ning returned to the condition of ordinary perceptions he was
+lying alone in the field by the river-side. The great sky-fire made no
+pretence of averting its rays from his uncovered head, and the lesser
+creatures of the ground did not hesitate to walk over his once sacred
+form. The tent and all the other circumstances of the quest of Hia had
+passed into a state of no-existence, for with a somewhat narrow-minded
+economy the deity had called them into being with the express
+provision that they need only be of such a quality as would last for a
+single night.
+
+With this recollection, other details began to assail his mind. His
+irreplaceable nail-sheaths--there was no trace of one of them. He
+looked again. Alas! his incomparable nails were also gone, shorn off
+to the level of his finger-ends. For all their evidence he might be
+one who had passed his days in discreditable industry. Each moment a
+fresh point of degradation met his benumbed vision. His profuse and
+ornamental locks were reduced to a single roughly-plaited coil; his
+sandals were inelegant and harsh; in place of his many-coloured
+flowing robes a scanty blue gown clothed his form. He who had been a
+god was undistinguishable from the labourers of the fields. Only in
+one thing did the resemblance fail: about his neck he found a weighty
+block of wood controlled by an iron ring: while they at least were
+free he was a captive slave.
+
+A shadow on the grass caused him to turn. Sun Wei approached, a
+knotted thong in one hand, in the other a hoe. He pointed to an
+unweeded rice-field and with many ceremonious bows pressed the hoe
+upon Ning as one who confers high honours. As Ning hesitated, Sun Wei
+pressed the knotted thong upon him until it would have been obtuse to
+disregard his meaning. Then Ning definitely understood that he had
+become involved in the workings of very powerful forces, hostile to
+himself, and picking up the hoe he bent his submissive footsteps in
+the direction of the laborious rice-field.
+
+
+ iii. THE IN-COMING OF THE YOUTH, TIAN
+
+It was dawn in the High Heaven and the illimitable N’guk, waking to
+his labours for the day, looked graciously around on the assembled
+myriads who were there to carry his word through boundless space. Not
+wanting are they who speak two-sided words of the Venerable One from
+behind fan-like hands, but when his voice takes upon it the authority
+of a brazen drum knees become flaccid.
+
+“There is a void in the unanimity of our council,” remarked the
+Supreme, his eye resting like a flash of lightning on a vacant place.
+“Wherefore tarries Ning, the son of Shin, the Seed-sower?”
+
+For a moment there was an edging of N’guk’s inquiring glance from each
+Being to his neighbour. Then Leou stood audaciously forth.
+
+“He is reported to be engaged on a private family matter,” he replied
+gravely. “Haply his feet have become entangled in a mesh of hair.”
+
+N’guk turned his benevolent gaze upon another--one higher in
+authority.
+
+“Perchance,” admitted the superior Being tolerantly. “Such things are.
+How comes it else that among the earth-creatures we find the faces of
+the deities--both the good and the bad?”
+
+“How long has he been absent from our paths?”
+
+They pressed another forward--keeper of the Outer Path of the West
+Expanses, he.
+
+“He went, High Excellence, in the fifteenth of the earth-ruler Chun,
+whom your enlightened tolerance has allowed to occupy the lower dragon
+throne for twoscore years, as these earthlings count. Thus and thus--”
+
+“Enough!” exclaimed the Supreme. “Hear my iron word. When the
+buffoon-witted Ning rises from his congenial slough this shall be his
+lot: for sixty thousand ages he shall fail to find the path of his
+return, but shall, instead, thread an aimless flight among the frozen
+ambits of the outer stars, carrying a tormenting rain of fire at his
+tail. And Leou, the Whisperer,” added the Divining One, with the
+inscrutable wisdom that marked even his most opaque moments, “Leou
+shall meanwhile perform Ning’s neglected task.”
+ *
+
+For five and twenty years Ning had laboured in the fields of Sun Wei
+with a wooden collar girt about his neck, and Sun Wei had prospered.
+Yet it is to be doubted whether this last detail deliberately hinged
+on the policy of Leou or whether Sun Wei had not rather been drawn
+into some wider sphere of destiny and among converging lines of
+purpose. The ways of the gods are deep and sombre, and water once
+poured out will flow as freely to the north as to the south. The wise
+kowtows acquiescently whatever happens and thus his face is to the
+ground. “Respect the deities,” says the imperishable Sage, “but do not
+become familiar with them.” Sun Wei was clearly wrong.
+
+To Ning, however, standing on a grassy space on the edge of a flowing
+river, such thoughts do not extend. He is now a little hairy man of
+gnarled appearance, and his skin of a colour and texture like a ripe
+lo-quat. As he stands there, something in the outline of the vista
+stirs the retentive tablets of his mind: it was on this spot that he
+first encountered Hia, and from that involvement began the cycle of
+his unending ill.
+
+As he stood thus, implicated with his own inner emotions, a figure
+emerged from the river at its nearest point and, crossing the
+intervening sward, approached. He had the aspect of being a young man
+of high and dignified manner, and walked with the air of one
+accustomed to a silk umbrella, but when Ning looked more closely, to
+see by his insignia what amount of reverence he should pay, he
+discovered that the youth was destitute of the meagrest garment.
+
+“Rise, venerable,” said the stranger affably, for Ning had prostrated
+himself as being more prudent in the circumstances. “The one before
+you is only Tian, of obscure birth, and himself of no particular merit
+or attainment. You, doubtless, are of considerably more honourable
+lineage?”
+
+“Far from that being the case,” replied Ning, “the one who speaks
+bears now the commonplace name of Lieu, and is branded with the brand
+of Sun Wei. Formerly, indeed, he was a god, moving in the Upper Space
+and known to the devout as Ning, but now deposed by treachery.”
+
+“Unless the subject is one that has painful associations,” remarked
+Tian considerately, “it is one on which this person would willingly
+learn somewhat deeper. What, in short, are the various differences
+existing between gods and men?”
+
+“The gods are gods; men are men,” replied Ning. “There is no other
+difference.”
+
+“Yet why do not the gods now exert their strength and raise from your
+present admittedly inferior position one who is of their band?”
+
+“Behind their barrier the gods laugh at all men. How much more, then,
+is their gravity removed at the sight of one of themselves who has
+fallen lower than mankind?”
+
+“Your plight would certainly seem to be an ill-destined one,” admitted
+Tian, “for, as the Verses say: ‘Gold sinks deeper than dross.’ Is
+there anything that an ordinary person can do to alleviate your
+subjection?”
+
+“The offer is a gracious one,” replied Ning, “and such an occasion
+undoubtedly exists. Some time ago a pearl of unusual size and lustre
+slipped from its setting about this spot. I have looked for it in
+vain, but your acuter eyes, perchance--”
+
+Thus urged, the youth Tian searched the ground, but to no avail. Then
+chancing to look upwards, he exclaimed:
+
+“Among the higher branches of the tallest bamboo there is an ancient
+phoenix nest, and concealed within its wall is a pearl such as you
+describe.”
+
+“That manifestly is what I seek,” said Ning. “But it might as well be
+at the bottom of its native sea, for no ladder could reach to such a
+height nor would the slender branch support a living form.”
+
+“Yet the emergency is one easily disposed of.” With these opportune
+words the amiable person rose from the ground without any appearance
+of effort or conscious movement, and floating upward through the air
+he procured the jewel and restored it to Ning.
+
+When Ning had thus learned that Tian possessed these three attainments
+which are united in the gods alone--that he could stand naked before
+others without consciousness of shame, that his eyes were able to
+penetrate matter impervious to those of ordinary persons, and that he
+controlled the power of rising through the air unaided--he understood
+that the one before him was a deity of some degree. He therefore
+questioned him closely about his history, the various omens connected
+with his life and the position of the planets at his birth. Finding
+that these presented no element of conflict, and that, furthermore,
+the youth’s mother was a slave, formerly known as Hia, Ning declared
+himself more fully and greeted Tian as his undoubted son.
+
+“The absence of such a relation is the one thing that has pressed
+heavily against this person’s satisfaction in the past, and the
+deficiency is now happily removed,” exclaimed Tian. “The distinction
+of having a deity for a father outweighs even the present admittedly
+distressing condition in which he reveals himself. His word shall
+henceforth be my law.”
+
+“The sentiment is a dutiful one,” admitted Ning, “and it is possible
+that you are now thus discovered in pursuance of some scheme among my
+more influential accomplices in the Upper Air for restoring to me my
+former eminence.”
+
+“In so meritorious a cause this person is prepared to immerse himself
+to any depth,” declared Tian readily. “Nothing but the absence of
+precise details restrains his hurrying feet.”
+
+“Those will doubtless be communicated to us by means of omens and
+portents as the requirement becomes more definite. In the meanwhile
+the first necessity is to enable this person’s nails to grow again;
+for to present himself thus in the Upper Air would be to cover him
+with ridicule. When the Emperor Chow-sin endeavoured to pass himself
+off as a menial by throwing aside his jewelled crown, the rebels who
+had taken him replied: ‘Omnipotence, you cannot throw away your
+knees.’ To claim kinship with those Above and at the same time to
+extend towards them a hand obviously inured to probing among the stony
+earth would be to invite the averted face of recognition.”
+
+“Let recognition be extended in other directions and the task of
+returning to a forfeited inheritance will be lightened materially,”
+ remarked a significant voice.
+
+“Estimable mother,” exclaimed Tian, “this opportune stranger is my
+venerated father, whose continuous absence has been an overhanging
+cloud above my gladness, but now happily revealed and restored to our
+domestic altar.”
+
+“Alas!” interposed Ning, “the opening of this enterprise forecasts a
+questionable omen. Before this person stands the one who enticed him
+into the beginning of all his evil; how then--”
+
+“Let the word remain unspoken,” interrupted Hia. “Women do not entice
+men--though they admittedly accompany them, with an extreme absence of
+reluctance, in any direction. In her youth this person’s feet
+undoubtedly bore her occasionally along a light and fantastic path,
+for in the nature of spring a leaf is green and pliable, and in the
+nature of autumn it is brown and austere, and through changeless ages
+thus and thus. But, as it is truly said: ‘Milk by repeated agitation
+turns to butter,’ and for many years it has been this one’s ceaseless
+study of the Arts whereby she might avert that which she helped to
+bring about in her unstable youth.”
+
+“The intention is a commendable one, though expressed with unnecessary
+verbiage,” replied Ning. “To what solution did your incantations
+trend?”
+
+“Concealed somewhere within the walled city of Ti-foo are the sacred
+nail-sheaths on which your power so essentially depends, sent thither
+by Sun Wei at the crafty instance of the demon Leou, who hopes at a
+convenient time to secure them for himself. To discover these and bear
+them forth will be the part allotted to Tian, and to this end has the
+training of his youth been bent. By what means he shall strive to the
+accomplishment of the project the unrolling curtain of the future
+shall disclose.”
+
+“It is as the destinies shall decide and as the omens may direct,”
+ said Tian. “In the meanwhile this person’s face is inexorably fixed in
+the direction of Ti-foo.”
+
+“Proceed with all possible discretion,” advised Ning. “In so critical
+an undertaking you cannot be too cautious, but at the same time do not
+suffer the rice to grow around your advancing feet.”
+
+“A moment,” counselled Hia. “Tarry yet a moment. Here is one whose
+rapidly-moving attitude may convey a message.”
+
+“It is Lin Fa!” exclaimed Ning, as the one alluded to drew near--“Lin
+Fa who guards the coffers of Sun Wei. Some calamity pursues him.”
+
+“Hence!” cried Lin Fa, as he caught sight of them, yet scarcely
+pausing in his flight: “flee to the woods and caves until the time of
+this catastrophe be past. Has not the tiding reached you?”
+
+“We be but dwellers on the farther bounds and no word has reached our
+ear, O great Lin Fa. Fill in, we pray you, the warning that has been
+so suddenly outlined.”
+
+“The usurper Ah-tang has lit the torch of swift rebellion and is
+flattening-down the land that bars his way. Already the villages of
+Yeng, Leu, Liang-li and the Dwellings by the Three Pure Wells are as
+dust beneath his trampling feet, and they who stayed there have passed
+up in smoke. Sun Wei swings from the roof-tree of his own ruined
+yamen. Ah-tang now lays siege to walled Ti-foo so that he may possess
+the Northern Way. Guard this bag of silver meanwhile, for what I have
+is more than I can reasonably bear, and when the land is once again at
+peace, assemble to meet me by the Five-Horned Pagoda, ready with a
+strict account.”
+
+“All this is plainly part of an orderly scheme for my advancement,
+brought about by my friends in the Upper World,” remarked Ning, with
+some complacency. “Lin Fa has been influenced to the extent of
+providing us with the means for our immediate need; Sun Wei has been
+opportunely removed to the end that this person may now retire to a
+hidden spot and there suffer his dishonoured nails to grow again:
+Ah-tang has been impelled to raise the banner of insurrection outside
+Ti-foo so that Tian may make use of the necessities of either side in
+pursuit of his design. Assuredly the long line of our misfortunes is
+now practically at an end.”
+
+
+ iv. EVENTS ROUND WALLED TI-FOO
+
+Nevertheless, the alternative forced on Tian was not an alluring one.
+If he joined the band of Ah-tang and the usurper failed, Tian himself
+might never get inside Ti-foo; if, however, he allied himself with the
+defenders of Ti-foo and Ah-tang did not fail, he might never get out
+of Ti-foo. Doubtless he would have reverently submitted his cause to
+the inspired decision of the Sticks, or some other reliable augur, had
+he not, while immersed in the consideration, walked into the camp of
+Ah-tang. The omen of this occurrence was of too specific a nature not
+to be regarded as conclusive.
+
+Ah-tang was one who had neglected the Classics from his youth upwards.
+For this reason his detestable name is never mentioned in the
+Histories, and the various catastrophes he wrought are charitably
+ascribed to the action of earthquakes, thunderbolts and other admitted
+forces. He himself, with his lamentable absence of literary style, was
+wont to declare that while confessedly weak in analogies he was strong
+in holocausts. In the end he drove the sublime emperor from his
+capital and into the Outer Lands; with true refinement the annalists
+of the period explain that the condescending monarch made a journey of
+inspection among the barbarian tribes on the confines of his Empire.
+
+When Tian, charged with being a hostile spy, was led into the presence
+of Ah-tang, it was the youth’s intention to relate somewhat of his
+history, but the usurper, excusing himself on the ground of literary
+deficiency, merely commanded five of his immediate guard to bear the
+prisoner away and to return with his head after a fitting interval.
+Misunderstanding the exact requirement, Tian returned at the appointed
+time with the heads of the five who had charge of him and the excuse
+that in those times of scarcity it was easier to keep one head than
+five. This aptitude so pleased Ah-tang (who had expected at the most a
+farewell apophthegm) that he at once made Tian captain of a chosen
+band.
+
+Thus was Tian positioned outside the city of Ti-foo, materially
+contributing to its ultimate surrender by the resourceful courage of
+his arms. For the first time in the history of opposing forces he
+tamed the strength and swiftness of wild horses to the use of man, and
+placing copper loops upon their feet and iron bars between their
+teeth, he and his band encircled Ti-foo with an ever-moving shield
+through which no outside word could reach the town. Cut off in this
+manner from all hope of succour, the stomachs of those within the
+walls grew very small, and their eyes became weary of watching for
+that which never came. On the third day of the third moon of their
+encirclement they sent a submissive banner, and one bearing a written
+message, into the camp of Ah-tang.
+
+ “We are convinced” (it ran) “of the justice of your cause. Let
+ six of your lordly nobles appear unarmed before our ill-kept
+ Lantern Gate at the middle gong-stroke of to-morrow and they
+ will be freely admitted within our midst. Upon receiving a
+ bound assurance safeguarding the limits of our temples, the
+ persons and possessions of our chiefs, and the undepreciated
+ condition of the first wives and virgin daughters of such as
+ be of mandarin rank or literary degree, the inadequate keys of
+ our broken-down defences will be laid at their sumptuous feet.
+
+ “With a fervent hand-clasp as of one brother to another, and a
+ passionate assurance of mutual good-will,
+
+ “KO’EN CHENG,
+ “_Important Official_.”
+
+“It is received,” replied Ah-tang, when the message had been made
+known to him. “Six captains will attend.”
+
+Alas! it is well written: “There is often a space between the fish and
+the fish-plate.” Mentally inflated at the success of their efforts and
+the impending surrender of Ti-foo, Tian’s band suffered their energies
+to relax. In the dusk of that same evening one disguised in the skin
+of a goat browsed from bush to bush until he reached the town. There,
+throwing off all restraint, he declared his errand to Ko’en Cheng.
+
+“Behold!” he exclaimed, “the period of your illustrious suffering is
+almost at an end. With an army capable in size and invincible in
+determination, the ever-victorious Wu Sien is marching to your aid.
+Defy the puny Ah-tang for yet three days more and great glory will be
+yours.”
+
+“Doubtless,” replied Ko’en Cheng, with velvet bitterness: “but the sun
+has long since set and the moon is not yet risen. The appearance of a
+solitary star yesterday would have been more foot-guiding than the
+forecast of a meteor next week. This person’s thumb-signed word is
+passed and to-morrow Ah-tang will hold him to it.”
+
+Now there was present among the council one wrapped in a mantle made
+of rustling leaves, who spoke in a smooth, low voice, very cunning and
+persuasive, with a plan already shaped that seemed to offer well and
+to safeguard Ko’en Cheng’s word. None remembered to have seen him
+there before, and for this reason it is now held by some that this was
+Leou, the Whisperer, perturbed lest the sacred nail-sheaths of Ning
+should pass beyond his grasp. As to this, says not the Wise One: “When
+two men cannot agree over the price of an onion who shall decide what
+happened in the time of Yu?” But the voice of the unknown prevailed,
+all saying: “At the worst it is but as it will be; perchance it may be
+better.”
+
+That night there was much gladness in the camp of Ah-tang, and men
+sang songs of victory and cups of wine were freely passed, though in
+the outer walks a strict watch was kept. When it was dark the word was
+passed that an engaging company was approaching from the town, openly
+and with lights. These being admitted revealed themselves as a band of
+maidens, bearing gifts of fruit and wine and assurances of their
+agreeable behaviour. Distributing themselves impartially about the
+tents of the chiefs and upper ones, they melted the hours of the night
+in graceful accomplishments and by their seemly compliance dispelled
+all thought of treachery. Having thus gained the esteem of their
+companions, and by the lavish persuasion of bemusing wine dimmed their
+alertness, all this band, while it was still dark, crept back to the
+town, each secretly carrying with her the arms, robes and insignia of
+the one who had possessed her.
+
+When the morning broke and the sound of trumpets called each man to an
+appointed spot, direful was the outcry from the tents of all the
+chiefs, and though many heads were out-thrust in rage of indignation,
+no single person could be prevailed upon wholly to emerge. Only the
+lesser warriors, the slaves and the bearers of the loads moved freely
+to and fro and from between closed teeth and with fluttering eyelids
+tossed doubtful jests among themselves.
+
+It was close upon the middle gong-stroke of the day when Ah-tang,
+himself clad in a shred torn from his tent (for in all the camp there
+did not remain a single garment bearing a sign of noble rank), got
+together a council of his chiefs. Some were clad in like attire,
+others carried a henchman’s shield, a paper lantern or a branch of
+flowers; Tian alone displayed himself without reserve.
+
+“There are moments,” said Ah-tang, “when this person’s admitted
+accomplishment of transfixing three foemen with a single javelin at a
+score of measured paces does not seem to provide a possible solution.
+Undoubtedly we are face to face with a crafty plan, and Ko’en Cheng
+has surely heard that Wu Sien is marching from the west. If we fail to
+knock upon the outer gate of Ti-foo at noon to-day Ko’en Cheng will
+say: ‘My word returns. It is as naught.’ If they who go are clad as
+underlings, Ko’en Cheng will cry: ‘What slaves be these! Do men break
+plate with dogs? Our message was for six of noble style. Ah-tang but
+mocks.’” He sat down again moodily. “Let others speak.”
+
+“Chieftain”--Tian threw forth his voice--“your word must be as
+iron--‘Six captains shall attend.’ There is yet another way.”
+
+“Speak on,” Ah-tang commanded.
+
+“The quality of Ah-tang’s chiefs resides not in a cloak of silk nor in
+a silver-hilted sword, but in the sinews of their arms and the
+lightning of their eyes. If they but carry these they proclaim their
+rank for all to see. Let six attend taking neither sword nor shield,
+neither hat nor sandal, nor yet anything between. ‘There are six
+thousand more,’ shall be their taunt, ‘but Ko’en Cheng’s hospitality
+drew rein at six. He feared lest they might carry arms; behold they
+have come naked. Ti-foo need not tremble.”
+
+“It is well,” agreed Ah-tang. “At least, nothing better offers. Let
+five accompany you.”
+
+Seated on a powerful horse Tian led the way. The others, not being of
+his immediate band, had not acquired the necessary control, so that
+they walked in a company. Coming to the Lantern Gate Tian turned his
+horse suddenly so that its angry hoof struck the gate. Looking back he
+saw the others following, with no great space between, and so passed
+in.
+
+When the five naked captains reached the open gate they paused. Within
+stood a great concourse of the people, these being equally of both
+sexes, but they of the inner chambers pressing resolutely to the
+front. Through the throng of these their way must lead, and at the
+sight the hearts of all became as stagnant water in the sun.
+
+“Tarry not for me, O brothers,” said the one who led. “A thorn has
+pierced my foot. Take honourable precedence while I draw it forth.”
+
+“Never,” declared the second of the band, “never shall it be cast
+abroad that Kang of the House of Ka failed his brother in necessity. I
+sustain thy shoulder, comrade.”
+
+“Alas!” exclaimed the third. “This person broke his fast on rhubarb
+stewed in fat. Inopportunely--” So he too turned aside.
+
+“Have we considered well,” said they who remained, “whether this be
+not a subtle snare, and while the camp is denuded of its foremost
+warriors a strong force--?”
+
+Unconscious of these details, Tian went on alone. In spite of the
+absence of gravity on the part of the more explicit portion of the
+throng he suffered no embarrassment, partly because of his position,
+but chiefly through his inability to understand that his condition
+differed in any degree from theirs; for, owing to the piercing nature
+of his vision, they were to him as he to them. In this way he came to
+the open space known as the Space of the Eight Directions, where Ko’en
+Cheng and his nobles were assembled.
+
+“One comes alone,” they cried. “This guise is as a taunt.” “Naked to a
+naked town--the analogy is plain.” “Shall the mocker be suffered to
+return?”
+
+Thus the murmur grew. Then one, more impetuous than the rest, swung
+clear his sword and drew it. For the first time Tian understood that
+treachery was afoot. He looked round for any of his band, but found
+that he was as a foam-tossed cork upon a turbulent Whang Hai. Cries of
+anger and derision filled the air; threatening arms waved
+encouragement to each other to begin. The one with drawn sword raised
+it above his head and made a step. Then Tian, recognizing that he was
+unarmed, and that a decisive moment had arrived, stooped low and tore
+a copper hoop from off his horse’s foot. High he swung its polished
+brightness in the engaging sun, resolutely brought it down, so that it
+pressed over the sword-warrior’s shattered head and hung about his
+neck. Having thus effected as much bloodshed as could reasonably be
+expected in the circumstances, Tian curved his feet about his horse’s
+sides and imparting to it the virtue of his own condition they rose
+into the air together. When those who stood below were able to exert
+themselves a flight of arrows, spears and every kind of weapon
+followed, but horse and rider were by that time beyond their reach,
+and the only benevolent result attained was that many of their band
+were themselves transfixed by the falling shafts.
+
+In such a manner Tian continued his progress from the town until he
+came above the Temple of Fire and Water Forces, where on a high tower
+a strong box of many woods was chained beneath a canopy, guarded by an
+incantation laid upon it by Leou, that no one should lift it down.
+Recognizing the contents as the object of his search, Tian brought his
+horse to rest upon the tower, and breaking the chains he bore the
+magic sheaths away, the charm (owing to Leou’s superficial habits)
+being powerless against one who instead of lifting the box down
+carried it up.
+
+In spite of this distinguished achievement it was many moons before
+Tian was able to lay the filial tribute of restored power at Ning’s
+feet, for with shallow-witted obstinacy Ti-foo continued to hold out,
+and, scarcely less inept, Ah-tang declined to release Tian even to
+carry on so charitable a mission. Yet when the latter one ultimately
+returned and was, as the reward of his intrepid services, looking
+forward to a period of domestic reunion under the benevolent guidance
+of an affectionate father, it was but to point the seasoned proverb:
+“The fuller the cup the sooner the spill,” for scarcely had Ning drawn
+on the recovered sheaths and with incautious joy repeated the magic
+sentence than he was instantly projected across vast space and into
+the trackless confines of the Outer Upper Paths. If this were an
+imagined tale, framed to entice the credulous, herein would its
+falseness cry aloud, but even in this age Ning may still be seen from
+time to time with a tail of fire in his wake, missing the path of his
+return as N’guk ordained.
+
+Thus bereft, Tian was on the point of giving way to a seemly despair
+when a message concerned with Mu, the only daughter of Ko’en Cheng,
+reached him. It professed a high-minded regard for his welfare, and
+added that although the one who was inspiring the communication had
+been careful to avoid seeing him on the occasion of his entry into
+Ti-foo, it was impossible for her not to be impressed by the dignity
+of his bearing. Ko’en Cheng having become vastly wealthy as the result
+of entering into an arrangement with Ah-tang before Ti-foo was sacked,
+it did not seem unreasonable to Tian that Ning was in some way
+influencing his destiny from afar. On this understanding he ultimately
+married Mu, and thereby founded a prolific posterity who inherited a
+great degree of his powers. In the course of countless generations the
+attributes have faded, but even to this day the true descendants of
+the line of Ning are frequently vouchsafed dreams in which they stand
+naked and without shame, see gems or metals hidden or buried in the
+earth and float at will through space.
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER IV
+
+ The Inopportune Behaviour of the Covetous Li-loe
+
+It was upon the occasion of his next visit to the shutter in the wall
+that Kai Lung discovered the obtuse-witted Li-loe moving about the
+enclosure. Though docile and well-meaning on the whole, the stunted
+intelligence of the latter person made him a doubtful accomplice, and
+Kai Lung stood aside, hoping to be soon alone.
+
+Li-loe held in his hand an iron prong, and with this he industriously
+searched the earth between the rocks and herbage. Ever since their
+previous encounter upon that same spot it had been impossible to erase
+from his deformed mind the conviction that a store of rare and potent
+wine lay somewhere concealed within the walls of the enclosure.
+Continuously he besought the story-teller to reveal the secret of its
+hiding-place, saying: “What an added bitterness will assail your noble
+throat if, when you are led forth to die, your eye closes upon the one
+who has faithfully upheld your cause lying with a protruded tongue
+panting in the noonday sun.”
+
+“Peace, witless,” Kai Lung usually replied; “there is no such store.”
+
+“Nevertheless,” the doorkeeper would stubbornly insist, “the cask
+cannot yet be empty. It is beyond your immature powers.”
+
+Thus it again befell, for despite Kai Lung’s desire to escape, Li-loe
+chanced to look up suddenly and observed him.
+
+“Alas, brother,” he remarked reproachfully, when they had thus
+contended, “the vessel that returns whole the first time is chipped
+the second and broken at the third essay, and it will yet be too late
+between us. If it be as you claim, to what end did you boast of a cask
+of wine and of running among a company of goats with leaves entwined
+in your hair?”
+
+“That,” replied Kai Lung, “was in the nature of a classical allusion,
+too abstruse for your deficient wit. It concerned the story of Kiau
+Sun, who first attained the honour.”
+
+“Be that as it may,” replied Li-loe, with mulish iteration, “five
+deficient strings of home-made cash are a meagre return for a
+friendship such as mine.”
+
+“There is a certain element of truth in what you claim,” confessed Kai
+Lung, “but until my literary style is more freely recognized it will
+be impossible to reward you adequately. In anything not of a pecuniary
+nature, however, you may lean heavily upon my gratitude.”
+
+“In the meanwhile, then,” demanded Li-loe, “relate to me the story to
+which reference has been made, thereby proving the truth of your
+assertion, and at the same time affording an entertainment of a
+somewhat exceptional kind.”
+
+“The shadows lengthen,” replied Kai Lung, “but as the narrative in
+question is of an inconspicuous span I will raise no barrier against
+your flattering request, especially as it indicates an awakening taste
+hitherto unsuspected.”
+
+“Proceed, manlet, proceed,” said Li-loe, with a final probe among the
+surrounding rocks before selecting one to lean against. “Yet if this
+person could but lay his hand--”
+
+
+ The Story of Wong Pao and the Minstrel
+
+To Wong Pao, the merchant, pleasurably immersed in the calculation of
+an estimated profit on a junk-load of birds’ nests, sharks’ fins and
+other seasonable delicacies, there came a distracting interruption
+occasioned by a wandering poet who sat down within the shade provided
+by Wong Pao’s ornamental gate in the street outside. As he reclined
+there he sang ballads of ancient valour, from time to time beating a
+hollow wooden duck in unison with his voice, so that the charitable
+should have no excuse for missing the entertainment.
+
+Unable any longer to continue his occupation, Wong Pao struck an iron
+gong.
+
+“Bear courteous greetings to the accomplished musician outside our
+gate,” he said to the slave who had appeared, “and convince him--by
+means of a heavily-weighted club if necessary--that the situation he
+has taken up is quite unworthy of his incomparable efforts.”
+
+When the slave returned it was with an entire absence of the
+enthusiasm of one who has succeeded in an enterprise.
+
+“The distinguished mendicant outside disarmed the one who is relating
+the incident by means of an unworthy stratagem, and then struck him
+repeatedly on the head with the image of a sonorous wooden duck,”
+ reported the slave submissively.
+
+Meanwhile the voice with its accompaniment continued to chant the
+deeds of bygone heroes.
+
+“In that case,” said Wong Pao coldly, “entice him into this inadequate
+chamber by words suggestive of liberal entertainment.”
+
+This device was successful, for very soon the slave returned with the
+stranger. He was a youth of studious appearance and an engaging
+openness of manner. Hung about his neck by means of a cord were a
+variety of poems suitable to most of the contingencies of an ordinary
+person’s existence. The name he bore was Sun and he was of the house
+of Kiau.
+
+“Honourable greeting, minstrel,” said Wong Pao, with dignified
+condescension. “Why do you persist in exercising your illustrious
+talent outside this person’s insignificant abode?”
+
+“Because,” replied Sun modestly, “the benevolent mandarin who has just
+spoken had not then invited me inside. Now, however, he will be able
+to hear to greater advantage the very doubtful qualities of my
+entertainment.”
+
+With these words Kiau Sun struck the duck so proficiently that it
+emitted a life-like call, and prepared to raise his voice in a chant.
+
+“Restrain your undoubted capacity,” exclaimed Wong Pao hastily. “The
+inquiry presented itself to you at an inaccurate angle. Why, to
+restate it, did you continue before this uninviting hovel when, under
+the external forms of true politeness, my slave endeavoured to remove
+you hence?”
+
+“In the circumstances this person may have overlooked the delicacy of
+the message, for, as it is well written, ‘To the starving, a blow from
+a skewer of meat is more acceptable than a caress from the hand of a
+maiden,’” said Kiau Sun. “Whereunto remember, thou two-stomached
+merchant, that although the house in question is yours, the street is
+mine.”
+
+“By what title?” demanded Wong Pao contentiously.
+
+“By the same that confers this well-appointed palace upon you,”
+ replied Sun: “because it is my home.”
+
+“The point is one of some subtlety,” admitted Wong Pao, “and might be
+pursued to an extreme delicacy of attenuation if it were argued by
+those whose profession it is to give a variety of meanings to the same
+thing. Yet even allowing the claim, it is none the less an unendurable
+affliction that your voice should disturb my peacefully conducted
+enterprise.”
+
+“As yours would have done mine, O concave-witted Wong Pao!”
+
+“That,” retorted the merchant, “is a disadvantage that you could
+easily have averted by removing yourself to a more distant spot.”
+
+“The solution is equally applicable to your own case, mandarin,”
+ replied Kiau Sun affably.
+
+“Alas!” exclaimed Wong Pao, with an obvious inside bitterness, “it is
+a mistake to argue with persons of limited intelligence in terms of
+courtesy. This, doubtless, was the meaning of the philosopher Nhy-hi
+when he penned the observation, ‘Death, a woman and a dumb mute always
+have the last word,’ Why did I have you conducted hither to convince
+you dispassionately, rather than send an armed guard to force you away
+by violence?”
+
+“Possibly,” suggested the minstrel, “because my profession is a
+legally recognized one, and, moreover, under the direct protection of
+the exalted Mandarin Shen-y-ling.”
+
+“Profession!” retorted Wong Pao, stung by the reference to
+Shen-y-ling, for that powerful official’s attitude was indeed the
+inner reason why he had not pushed violence to a keener edge against
+Kiau Sun, “an abject mendicancy, yielding two hands’ grasp of copper
+cash a day on a stock composed of half a dozen threadbare odes.”
+
+“Compose me half a dozen better and one hand-count of cash shall be
+apportioned to you each evening,” suggested Sun.
+
+“A handful of cash for _my_ labour!” exclaimed the indignant Wong Pao.
+“Learn, puny wayfarer, that in a single day the profit of my various
+enterprises exceeds a hundred taels of silver.”
+
+“That is less than the achievement of my occupation,” said Kiau Sun.
+
+“Less!” repeated the merchant incredulously. “Can you, O boaster,
+display a single tael?”
+
+“Doubtless I should be the possessor of thousands if I made use of the
+attributes of a merchant--three hands and two faces. But that was not
+the angle of my meaning: your labour only compels men to remember;
+mine enables them to forget.”
+
+Thus they continued to strive, each one contending for the
+pre-eminence of his own state, regardless of the sage warning: “In
+three moments a labourer will remove an obstructing rock, but three
+moons will pass without two wise men agreeing on the meaning of a
+vowel”; and assuredly they would have persisted in their intellectual
+entertainment until the great sky-lantern rose and the pangs of hunger
+compelled them to desist, were it not for the manifestation of a very
+unusual occurrence.
+
+The Emperor, N’ang Wei, then reigning, is now generally regarded as
+being in no way profound or inspired, but possessing the faculty of
+being able to turn the dissensions among his subjects to a profitable
+account, and other accomplishments useful in a ruler. As he passed
+along the streets of his capital he heard the voices of two raised in
+altercation, and halting the bearer of his umbrella, he commanded
+that the persons concerned should be brought before him and state the
+nature of their dispute.
+
+“The rivalry is an ancient one,” remarked the Emperor when each had
+made his claim. “Doubtless we ourselves could devise a judgment, but
+in this cycle of progress it is more usual to leave decision to the
+pronouncement of the populace--and much less exacting to our Imperial
+ingenuity. An edict will therefore be published, stating that at a
+certain hour Kiau Sun will stand upon the Western Hill of the city and
+recite one of his incomparable epics, while at the same gong-stroke
+Wong Pao will take his station on the Eastern Hill, let us say for the
+purpose of distributing pieces of silver among any who are able to
+absent themselves from the competing attraction. It will then be
+clearly seen which entertainment draws the greater number.”
+
+“Your mind, O all-wisest, is only comparable to the peacock’s tail in
+its spreading brilliance!” exclaimed Wong Pao, well assured of an easy
+triumph.
+
+Kiau Sun, however, remained silent, but he observed closely the
+benignly impartial expression of the Emperor’s countenance.
+
+When the indicated time arrived, only two persons could have been
+observed within the circumference of the Western Hill of the city--a
+blind mendicant who had lost his way and an extremely round-bodied
+mandarin who had been abandoned there by his carriers when they heard
+the terms of the edict. But about the Eastern Hill the throng was so
+great that for some time after it was unusual to meet a person whose
+outline had not been permanently altered by the occasion. Even Kiau
+Sun was present.
+
+On a protected eminence stood N’ang Wei. Near him was Wong Pao,
+confidently awaiting the moment when the Emperor should declare
+himself. When, therefore, the all-wisest graciously made a gesture of
+command, Wong Pao hastened to his side, an unbecoming elation gilding
+the fullness of his countenance.
+
+“Wong Pao,” said the Illimitable, “the people are here in gratifying
+profusion. The moment has thus arrived for you to consummate your
+triumph over Kiau Sun.”
+
+“Omnipotence?” queried Wong Pao.
+
+“The silver that you were to distribute freely to all who came.
+Doubtless you have a retinue of slaves in attendance with weighty
+sacks of money for the purpose?”
+
+“But that was only in the nature of an imagined condition, Sublime
+Being, designed to test the trend of their preference,” said Wong Pao,
+with an incapable feeling of no-confidence in the innermost seat of
+his self-esteem. “This abject person did not for a single
+breathing-space contemplate or provide for so formidable an outlay.”
+
+A shadow of inquiry appeared above the eyebrows of the Sublimest,
+although his refined imperturbability did not permit him to display
+any acute emotion.
+
+“It is not entirely a matter of what you contemplated, merchant, but
+what this multitudinous and, as we now perceive, generally well-armed
+concourse imagined. Greatly do we fear that when the position has been
+explained to them, the breathing-space remaining, O Wong Pao, will not
+be in your body. What,” continued the liberal-minded sovereign,
+turning to one of his attending nobles, “what was it that happened to
+Ning-lo who failed to satisfy the lottery ticket holders in somewhat
+similar circumstances?”
+
+“The scorpion vat, Serenest,” replied the vassal.
+
+“Ah,” commented the Enlightened One, “for the moment we thought it was
+the burning sulphur plaster.”
+
+“That was Ching Yan, who lost approval in the inlaid coffin raffle,
+Benign Head,” prompted the noble.
+
+“True--there is a certain oneness in these cases. Well, Wong Pao, we
+are entirely surrounded by an expectant mob and their attitude, after
+much patient waiting, is tending towards a clearly-defined tragedy. By
+what means is it your intention to extricate us all from the position
+into which your insatiable vanity has thrust us?”
+
+“Alas, Imperishable Majesty, I only appear to have three pieces of
+silver and a string of brass cash in my sleeve,” confessed Wong Pao
+tremblingly.
+
+“And that would not go very far--even if flung into the limits of the
+press,” commented the Emperor. “We must look elsewhere for
+deliverance, then. Kiau Sun, stand forth and try your means.”
+
+Upon this invitation Sun appeared from the tent in which he had
+awaited the summons and advanced to the edge of the multitude. With no
+appearance of fear or concern, he stood before them, and bending his
+energies to the great task imposed upon him, he struck the hollow duck
+so melodiously that the note of expectancy vibrated into the farthest
+confines of the crowd. Then modulating his voice in unison Kiau Sun
+began to chant.
+
+At first the narration was of times legendary, when dragons and demons
+moved about the earth in more palpable forms than they usually
+maintain to-day. A great mist overspread the Empire and men’s minds
+were vaporous, nor was their purpose keen. Later, deities and
+well-disposed Forces began to exercise their powers. The mist was
+turned into a benevolent system of rivers and canals, and iron, rice
+and the silk-worm then appeared. Next, heroes and champions, whose
+names have been preserved, arose. They fought the giants and an era of
+literature and peaceful tranquillity set in. After this there was the
+Great Invasion from the north, but the people rallied and by means of
+a war lasting five years, five moons and five days the land was freed
+again. This prefaced the Golden Age when chess was invented, printed
+books first made and the Examination System begun.
+
+So far Kiau Sun had only sung of things that men knew dimly through a
+web of time, but the melody of his voice and the valours of the deeds
+he told had held their minds. Now he began skilfully to intertwine
+among the narration scenes and doings that were near to all--of the
+coming of Spring across the mountains that surround the capital;
+sunrise on the great lagoon, with the splash of oars and the
+cormorants in flight; the appearance of the blossom in the peach
+orchards; the Festival of Boats and of Lanterns, their daily task, and
+the reward each saw beyond. Finally he spoke quite definitely of the
+homes awaiting their return, the mulberry-tree about the gate, the
+fire then burning on the hearth, the pictures on the walls, the
+ancestral tablets, and the voices calling each. And as he spoke and
+made an end of speaking the people began silently to melt away, until
+none remained but Kiau, Wong Pao and the Emperor and his band.
+
+“Kiau Sun,” said the discriminating N’ang Wei, “in memory of this day
+the office of Chanter of Congratulatory Odes in the Palace ceremonial
+is conferred on you, together with the title ‘Leaf-crowned’ and the
+yearly allowance of five hundred taels and a jar of rice wine. And
+Wong Pao,” he added thoughtfully--“Wong Pao shall be permitted to
+endow the post--also in memory of this day.”
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER V
+
+ The Timely Intervention of the Mandarin Shan Tien’s Lucky Day
+
+When Kai Lung at length reached the shutter, after the delay caused by
+Li-loe’s inopportune presence, he found that Hwa-mei was already
+standing there beneath the wall.
+
+“Alas!” he exclaimed, in an access of self-reproach, “is it possible
+that I have failed to greet your arriving footsteps? Hear the
+degrading cause of my--”
+
+“Forbear,” interrupted the maiden, with a magnanimous gesture of the
+hand that was not engaged in bestowing a gift of fruit. “There is a
+time to scatter flowers and a time to prepare the soil. To-morrow a
+further trial awaits you, for which we must conspire.”
+
+“I am in your large and all-embracing grasp,” replied Kai Lung.
+“Proceed to spread your golden counsel.”
+
+“The implacable Ming-shu has deliberated with himself, and deeming it
+unlikely that you should a third time allure the imagination of the
+Mandarin Shan Tien by your art, he has ordered that you are again to
+be the first led out to judgment. On this occasion, however, he has
+prepared a cloud of witnesses who will, once they are given a voice,
+quickly overwhelm you in a flood of calumny.”
+
+“Even a silver trumpet may not prevail above a score of brazen horns,”
+ confessed the story-teller doubtfully. “Would it not be well to engage
+an even larger company who will outlast the first?”
+
+“The effete Ming-shu has hired all there are,” replied Hwa-mei, with a
+curbing glance. “Nevertheless, do not despair. At a convenient hour a
+trusty hand will let fall a skin of wine at their assembling place.
+Their testimony, should any arrive, will entail some conflict.”
+
+“I bow before the practical many-sidedness of your mind, enchanting
+one,” murmured Kai Lung, in deep-felt admiration.
+
+“To-morrow, being the first of the Month of Gathering-in, will be one
+of Shan Tien’s lucky days,” continued the maiden, her look
+acknowledging the fitness of the compliment, but at the same time
+indicating that the moment was not a suitable one to pursue the detail
+further. “After holding court the Mandarin will accordingly proceed to
+hazard his accustomed stake upon the chances of certain of the
+competitors in the approaching examinations. His mind will thus be
+alertly watchful for a guiding omen. The rest should lie within your
+persuasive tongue.”
+
+“The story of Lao Ting--” began Kai Lung.
+
+“Enough,” replied Hwa-mei, listening to a distant sound. “Already has
+this one strayed beyond her appointed limit. May your virtuous cause
+prevail!”
+
+With this auspicious message the maiden fled, leaving Kai Lung more
+than ever resolved to conduct the enterprise in a manner worthy of her
+high regard.
+
+On the following day, at the appointed hour, Kai Lung was again led
+before the Mandarin Shan Tien. To the alert yet downcast gaze of the
+former person it seemed as if the usually inscrutable expression of
+that high official was not wholly stern as it moved in his direction.
+Ming-shu, on the contrary, disclosed all his voracious teeth without
+restraint.
+
+“Calling himself Kai Lung,” began the detestable accuser, in a voice
+even more repulsive than its wont, “and claiming--”
+
+“The name has a somewhat familiar echo,” interrupted the Fountain of
+Justice, with a genial interest in what was going on, rare in one of
+his exalted rank. “Have we not seen the ill-conditioned thing before?”
+
+“He has tasted of your unutterable clemency in the past,” replied
+Ming-shu, “this being by no means his first appearance thus. Claiming
+to be a story-teller--”
+
+“What,” demanded the enlightened law-giver with leisurely precision,
+“is a story-teller, and how is he defined?”
+
+“A story-teller, Excellence,” replied the inscriber of his spoken
+word, with the concise manner of one who is not entirely grateful to
+another, “is one who tells stories. Having on--”
+
+“The profession must be widely spread,” remarked the gracious
+administrator thoughtfully. “All those who supplicate in this very
+average court practise it to a more or less degree.”
+
+“The prisoner,” continued the insufferable Ming-shu, so lost to true
+refinement that he did not even relax his dignity at a remark handed
+down as gravity-removing from times immemorial, “has already been
+charged and made his plea. It only remains, therefore, to call the
+witnesses and to condemn him.”
+
+“The usual band appears to be more retiring than their custom is,”
+ observed Shan Tien, looking around. “Their lack of punctual respect
+does not enlarge our sympathy towards their cause.”
+
+“They are all hard-striving persons of studious or commercial habits,”
+ replied Ming-shu, “and have doubtless become immersed in their various
+traffics.”
+
+“Should the immersion referred to prove to be so deep--”
+
+“A speedy messenger has already gone, but his returning footsteps
+tarry,” urged Ming-shu anxiously. “In this extremity, Excellence, I
+will myself--”
+
+“High Excellence,” appealed Kai Lung, as soon as Ming-shu’s departing
+sandals were obscured to view, “out of the magnanimous condescension
+of your unworldly heart hear an added plea. Taught by the inoffensive
+example of that Lao Ting whose success in the literary competitions
+was brought about by a conjunction of miraculous omens--”
+
+“Arrest the stream of your acknowledged oratory for a single
+breathing-space,” commanded the Mandarin dispassionately, yet at the
+same time unostentatiously studying a list that lay within his sleeve.
+“What was the auspicious name of the one of whom you spoke?”
+
+“Lao Ting, exalted; to whom at various periods were subjoined those
+of Li, Tzu, Sun, Chu, Wang and Chin.”
+
+“Assuredly. Your prayer for a fuller hearing will reach our lenient
+ears. In the meanwhile, in order to prove that the example upon which
+you base your claim is a worthy one, proceed to narrate so much of the
+story of Lao Ting as bears upon the means of his success.”
+
+
+ The Story of Lao Ting and the Luminous Insect
+
+It is of Lao Ting that the saying has arisen, “He who can grasp
+Opportunity as she slips by does not need a lucky dream.”
+
+So far, however, Lao Ting may be judged to have had neither
+opportunities nor lucky dreams. He was one of studious nature and from
+an early age had devoted himself to a veneration of the Classics. Yet
+with that absence of foresight on the part of the providing deities
+(for this, of course, took place during an earlier, and probably
+usurping, dynasty), which then frequently resulted in the unworthy and
+illiterate prospering, his sleeve was so empty that at times it seemed
+almost impossible for him to continue in his high ambition.
+
+As the date of the examinations drew near, Lao Ting’s efforts
+increased, and he grudged every moment spent away from books. His few
+available cash scarcely satisfied his ever-moving brush, and his
+sleeve grew so light that it seemed as though it might become a
+balloon and carry him into the Upper Air; for, as the Wisdom has it,
+“A well-filled purse is a trusty earth anchor.” On food he spent even
+less, but the inability to procure light after the sun had withdrawn
+his benevolence from the narrow street in which he lived was an
+ever-present shadow across his hopes. On this extremity he patiently
+and with noiseless skill bored a hole through the wall into the house
+of a wealthy neighbour, and by this inoffensive stratagem he was able
+to distinguish the imperishable writings of the Sages far into the
+night. Soon, however, the gross hearted person in question discovered
+the device, owing to the symmetrical breathing of Lao Ting, and
+applying himself to the opening unperceived, he suddenly blew a jet of
+water through and afterwards nailed in a wooden skewer. This he did
+because he himself was also entering for the competitions, though he
+did not really fear Lao Ting.
+
+Thus denied, Lao Ting sought other means to continue his study, if for
+only a few minutes longer daily, and it became his custom to leave his
+ill-equipped room when it grew dusk and to walk into the outer ways,
+always with his face towards the west, so that he might prolong the
+benefit of the great luminary to the last possible moment. When the
+time of no-light definitely arrived he would climb up into one of the
+high places to await the first beam of the great sky-lantern, and also
+in the reasonable belief that the nearer he got to it the more
+powerful would be its light.
+
+It was upon such an occasion that Lao Ting first became aware of the
+entrancing presence of Chun Hoa-mi, and although he plainly recognized
+from the outset that the graceful determination with which she led a
+water-buffalo across the landscape by means of a slender cord attached
+to its nose was not conducive to his taking a high place in the
+competitions, he soon found that he was unable to withdraw himself
+from frequenting the spot at the same hour on each succeeding day.
+Presently, however, he decided that his previous misgiving was
+inaccurate, as her existence inspired him with an all-conquering
+determination to outdistance every other candidate in so marked a
+manner that his name would at once become famous throughout the
+province, to attain high office without delay, to lead a victorious
+army against the encroaching barbarian foe and thus to save the Empire
+in a moment of emergency, to acquire vast riches (in a not clearly
+defined manner), to become the intimate counsellor of the grateful
+Emperor, and finally to receive posthumous honours of unique
+distinction, the harmonious personality of Hoa-Mi being inextricably
+entwined among these achievements.
+
+At other times, however, he became subject to a funereal conviction
+that he would fail discreditably in the examinations to an
+accompaniment of the ridicule and contempt of all who knew him, that
+he would never succeed in acquiring sufficient brass cash to ensure a
+meagre sustenance even for himself, and that he would probably end his
+lower existence by ignominious decapitation, so that his pale and
+hungry ghost would be unable to find its way from place to place and
+be compelled to remain on the same spot through all eternity. Yet so
+quickly did these two widely diverging vistas alternate in Lao Ting’s
+mind that on many occasions he was under the influence of both
+presentiments at the same time.
+
+It will thus be seen that Lao Ting was becoming involved in emotions
+of a many-sided hue, by which his whole future would inevitably be
+affected, when an event took place which greatly tended to restore his
+tranquillity of mind. He was, at the usual hour, lurking unseen on the
+path of Hoa-mi’s approach when the water-buffalo, with the perversity
+of its kind, suddenly withdrew itself from the amiable control of its
+attendant’s restraining hand and precipitated its resistless footsteps
+towards the long grass in which Lao Ting lay concealed. Recognizing
+that a decisive moment in the maiden’s esteem lay before him, the
+latter, in spite of an incapable doubt as to the habits and manner of
+behaviour of creatures of this part, set out resolutely to subdue
+it. . . . At a later period, by clinging tenaciously to its tail, he
+undoubtedly impeded its progress, and thereby enabled Hoa-mi to greet
+him as one who had a claim upon her gratitude.
+
+“The person who has performed this slight service is Ting, of the
+outcast line of Lao,” said the student with an admiring bow in spite
+of a benumbing pain that involved all his lower attributes. “Having as
+yet achieved nothing, the world lies before him.”
+
+“She who speaks is Hoa-mi, her father’s house being Chun,” replied the
+maiden agreeably. “In addition to the erratic but now repentant animal
+that has thus, as it were, brought us within the same narrow compass,
+he possesses a wooden plough, two wheel-barrows, a red bow with
+threescore arrows, and a rice-field, and is therefore a person of
+some consequence.”
+
+“True,” agreed Lao Ting, “though perhaps the dignity is less imposing
+than might be imagined in the eye of one who, by means of successive
+examinations, may ultimately become the Right hand of the Emperor.”
+
+“Is the contingency an impending one?” inquired Hoa-mi, with polite
+interest.
+
+“So far,” admitted Lao Ting, “it is more in the nature of a vision.
+There are, of necessity, many trials, and few can reach the ultimate
+end. Yet even the Yangtze-kiang has a source.”
+
+“Of your unswerving tenacity this person has already been witness,”
+ said the maiden, with a glance of refined encouragement.
+
+“Your words are more inspiring than the example of the aged woman of
+Shang-li to the student Tsung,” declared Lao Ting gratefully. “Unless
+the Omens are asleep they should tend to the same auspicious end.”
+
+“The exact instance of the moment escapes my recollection.” Probably
+Hoa-mi was by no means willing that one of studious mind should
+associate her exclusively with water-buffaloes. “Is it related in the
+Classics?”
+
+“Possibly, though in which actual masterpiece just now evades my
+grasp. The youth referred to was on the point of abandoning a literary
+career, appalled at the magnitude of the task before him, when he
+encountered an aged woman who was employed in laboriously rubbing away
+the surface of an iron crowbar on a block of stone. To his inquiry she
+cheerfully replied: ‘The one who is thus engaged required a needle to
+complete a task. Being unable to procure one she was about to give way
+to an ignoble despair when chance put into her hands this bar, which
+only requires bringing down to the necessary size.’ Encouraged by this
+painstaking example Tsung returned to his books and in due course
+became a high official.”
+
+“Doubtless in the time of his prosperity he retraced his footsteps and
+lavishly rewarded the one to whom he was thus indebted,” suggested
+Hoa-mi gracefully.
+
+“Doubtless,” admitted Lao Ting, “but the detail is not pursued to so
+remote an extremity in the Classic. The delicate poise of the analogy
+is what is chiefly dwelt upon, the sign for a needle harmonizing with
+that for official, and there being a similar balance between crowbar
+and books.”
+
+“Your words are like a page written in vermilion ink,” exclaimed
+Hoa-mi, with a sideway-expressed admiration.
+
+“Alas!” he declared, with conscious humility, “my style is meagre and
+almost wholly threadbare. To remedy this, each day I strive to
+perfect myself in the correct formation of five new written signs.
+When equipped with a knowledge of every one there is I shall be
+competent to write so striking and original an essay on any subject
+that it will no longer be possible to exclude my name from the list of
+official appointments.”
+
+“It will be a day of well-achieved triumph for the spirits of your
+expectant ancestors,” said Hoa-mi sympathetically.
+
+“It will also have a beneficial effect on my own material prospects,”
+ replied Lao Ting, with a commendable desire to awaken images of a more
+specific nature in the maiden’s imagination. “Where hitherto it has
+been difficult to support one, there will then be a lavish profusion
+for two. The moment the announcement is made, my impatient feet will
+carry me to this spot. Can it be hoped--?”
+
+“It has long been this one’s favourite resort also,” confessed Hoa-mi,
+with every appearance of having adequately grasped Lao Ting’s desired
+inference, “Yet to what number do the written signs in question
+stretch?”
+
+“So highly favoured is our unapproachable language that the number can
+only be faintly conjectured. Some claim fivescore thousand different
+written symbols; the least exacting agree to fourscore thousand.”
+
+“You are all-knowing,” responded the maiden absently. With her face in
+an opposing direction her lips moved rapidly, as though she might be
+in the act of addressing some petition to a Power. Yet it is to be
+doubted if this accurately represents the nature of her inner
+thoughts, for when she again turned towards Lao Ting the engaging
+frankness of her expression had imperceptibly deviated, as she
+continued:
+
+“In about nine and forty years, then, O impetuous one, our converging
+footsteps will doubtless again encounter upon this spot. In the
+meanwhile, however, this person’s awaiting father is certainly
+preparing something against her tardy return which the sign for a
+crowbar would fittingly represent.”
+
+Then urging the water-buffalo to increased exertion she fled, leaving
+Lao Ting a prey to emotions of a very distinguished intensity.
+
+In spite of the admittedly rough-edged nature of Hoa-mi’s
+leave-taking, Lao Ting retraced his steps in an exalted frame of mind.
+He had spoken to the maiden and heard her incomparable voice. He now
+knew her name and the path leading to her father’s house. It only
+remained for him to win a position worthy of her acceptance (if the
+Empire could offer such a thing), and their future happiness might be
+regarded as assured.
+
+Thus engaged, Lao Ting walked on, seeing within his head the arrival
+of the bridal chair, partaking of the well-spread wedding feast,
+hearing the felicitations of the guests: “A hundred sons and a
+thousand grandsons!” Something white fluttering by the wayside
+recalled him to the realities of the day. He had reached the buildings
+of the outer city, and on a wall before him a printed notice was
+displayed.
+
+It has already been set forth that the few solitary cash which from
+time to time fell into the student’s sleeve were barely sufficient to
+feed his thirsty brush with ink. For the material on which to write
+and to practise the graceful curves essential to a style he was driven
+to various unworthy expedients. It had thus become his habit to lurk
+in the footsteps of those who affix public proclamations in the ways
+and spaces of the city, and when they had passed on to remove, as
+unostentatiously as possible, the more suitable pronouncements and to
+carry them to his own abode. For this reason he regarded every notice
+from a varying angle, being concerned less with what appeared upon it
+than with what did not appear. Accordingly he now crossed the way and
+endeavoured to secure the sheet that had attracted his attention. In
+this he was unsuccessful, however, for he could only detach a meagre
+fragment.
+
+When Lao Ting reached his uninviting room the last pretence of
+daylight had faded. He recognized that he had lost many precious
+moments in Hoa-mi’s engaging society, and although he would willingly
+have lost many more, there was now a deeper pang in his regret that he
+could not continue his study further into the night. As this was
+impossible, he drew his scanty night coverings around him and composed
+his mind for sleep, conscious of an increasing rigour in the air; for,
+as he found when the morning came, one who wished him well, passing in
+his absence, had written a lucky saying on a stone and cast it through
+the paper window.
+
+When Lao Ting awoke it was still night, but the room was no longer
+entirely devoid of light. As his custom was, an open page lay on the
+floor beside him, ready to be caught up eagerly with the first gleam
+of day; above this a faint but sufficient radiance now hung, enabling
+him to read the written signs. At first the student regarded the
+surroundings with some awe, not doubting that this was in the nature
+of a visitation, but presently he discovered that the light was
+provided by a living creature, winged but docile, which carried a
+glowing lustre in its tail. When he had read to the end, Lao Ting
+endeavoured to indicate by a sign that he wished to turn the page. To
+his delight he found that the winged creature intelligently grasped
+the requirement and at once transferred its presence to the required
+spot. All through the night the youth eagerly read on, nor did this
+miraculously endowed visitor ever fail him. By dawn he had more than
+made up the time in which the admiration of Hoa-mi had involved him.
+If such a state of things could be assured for the future, the vista
+would stretch like a sunlit glade before his feet.
+
+Early in the day he set out to visit an elderly monk, who lived in a
+cave on the mountain above. Before he went, however, he did not fail
+to procure a variety of leaves and herbs, and to display them about
+the room in order to indicate to his unassuming companion that he had
+a continued interest in his welfare. The venerable hermit received him
+hospitably, and after inviting him to sit upon the floor and to
+partake of such food as he had brought with him, listened attentively
+to his story.
+
+“Your fear that in this manifestation you may be the sport of a
+malicious Force, conspiring to some secret ill, is merely
+superstition,” remarked Tzu-lu when Lao Ting had reached an end.
+“Although creatures such as you describe are unknown in this province,
+they undoubtedly exist in outer barbarian lands, as do apes with the
+tails of peacocks, ducks with their bones outside their skins, beings
+whose pale green eyes can discover the precious hidden things of the
+earth, and men with a hole through their chests so that they require
+no chair to carry them, but are transposed from spot to spot by means
+of poles.”
+
+“Your mind is widely opened, esteemed,” replied Lao Ting respectfully.
+“Yet the omen must surely tend towards a definite course?”
+
+“Be guided by the mature philosophy of the resolute Heng-ki, who,
+after an unfortunate augury, exclaimed to his desponding warriors: ‘Do
+your best and let the Omens do their worst!’ What has happened is as
+clear as the iridescence of a dragon’s eye. In the past you have lent
+a sum of money to a friend who has thereupon passed into the Upper
+Air, leaving you unrequited.”
+
+“A friend receiving a sum of money from this person would have every
+excuse for passing away suddenly.”
+
+“Or,” continued the accommodating recluse, “you have in some other way
+placed so formidable an obligation upon one now in the Beyond that his
+disturbed spirit can no longer endure the burden. For this reason it
+has taken the form of a luminous insect, and has thus returned to
+earth in order that it may assist you and thereby discharge the debt.”
+
+“The explanation is a convincing one,” replied Lao Ting. “Might it not
+have been more satisfactory in the end, however, if the gracious
+person in question had clothed himself with the attributes of the
+examining chancellor or some high mandarin, so that he could have
+upheld my cause in any extremity?”
+
+Without actually smiling, a form of entertainment that was contrary to
+his strict vow, the patriarchal anchorite moved his features somewhat
+at the youth’s innocence.
+
+“Do not forget that it is written: ‘Though you set a monkey on
+horseback yet will his hands and feet remain hairy,’” he remarked.
+“The one whose conduct we are discussing may well be aware of his own
+deficiencies, and know that if he adopted such a course a humiliating
+exposure would await him. Do not have any fear for the future,
+however: thus protected, this person is inspired to prophesy that you
+will certainly take a high place in the examinations. . . . Indeed,”
+ he added thoughtfully, “it might be prudent to venture a string of
+cash upon your lucky number.”
+
+With this auspicious leave-taking Tzu-lu dismissed him, and Lao Ting
+returned to the city greatly refreshed in spirit by the encounter.
+Instead of retiring to his home he continued into the more reputable
+ways beyond, it then being about the hour at which the affixers of
+official notices were wont to display their energies.
+
+So it chanced indeed, but walking with his feet off the ground, owing
+to the obliging solitary’s encouragement, Lao Ting forgot his usual
+caution, and came suddenly into the midst of a band of these men at an
+angle of the paths.
+
+“Honourable greetings,” he exclaimed, feeling that if he passed them
+by unregarded his purpose might be suspected. “Have you eaten your
+rice?”
+
+“How is your warmth and cold?” they replied courteously. “Yet why do
+you arrest your dignified footsteps to converse with outcasts so
+illiterate as ourselves?”
+
+“The reason,” admitted Lao Ting frankly, “need not be buried in a
+well. Had I avoided the encounter you might have said among
+yourselves: ‘Here is one who shuns our gaze. This, perchance, is he
+who of late has lurked within the shadow of our backs to bear away our
+labour.’ Not to create this unworthy suspicion I freely came among
+you, for, as the Ancient Wisdom says: ‘Do not adjust your sandals
+while passing through a melon-field, nor yet arrange your hat beneath
+an orange-tree.’”
+
+“Yet,” said the leader of the band, “we were waiting thus in
+expectation of the one whom you describe. The incredible leper who
+rules our goings has, even at this hour and notwithstanding that now
+is the appointed day and time for the gathering together of the
+Harmonious Constellation of Paste Appliers and Long Brush Wielders,
+thrust within our hands a double task.”
+
+“May bats defile his Ancestral Tablets and goats propagate within his
+neglected tomb!” chanted the band in unison. “May the sinews of his
+hams snap suddenly in moments of achievement! May the principles of
+his warmth and cold never be properly adjusted but--”
+
+“Thus positioned,” continued the leader, indicating by a gesture that
+while he agreed with these sentiments the moment was not opportune for
+their full recital, “we await. If he who lurks in our past draws near
+he will doubtless accept from our hands that which he will assuredly
+possess behind our backs. Thus mutual help will lighten the toil of
+all.”
+
+“The one whom you require dwells beneath my scanty roof,” said the
+youth. “He is now, however, absent on a secret mission. Entrust to me
+the burden of your harassment and I will answer, by the sanctity of
+the Four-eyed Image, that it shall reach his speedy hand.”
+
+When Lao Ting gained his own room, bowed down but rejoicing beneath
+the weight of his unexpected fortune, his eyes were gladdened by the
+soft light that hung about his books. Although it was not yet dark,
+the radiance of the glow seemed greater than before. Going to the spot
+the delighted student saw that in place of one there were now four,
+the grateful insect having meanwhile summoned others to his cause. All
+these stood in an expectant attitude awaiting his control, so that
+through the night he plied an untiring brush and leapt onward in the
+garden of similitudes.
+
+From this time forward Lao Ting could not fail to be aware that the
+faces of those whom he familiarly encountered were changed towards
+him. Men greeted him as one worthy of their consideration, and he even
+heard his name spoken of respectfully in the society of learned
+strangers. More than once he found garlands of flowers hung upon his
+outer door, harmonious messages, and--once--a gift of food. Incredible
+as it seemed to him it had come to be freely admitted that the unknown
+scholar Lao Ting would take a very high place in the forthcoming
+competition, and those who were alert and watchful did not hesitate to
+place him first. To this general feeling a variety of portents had
+contributed. Doubtless the beginning was the significant fact, known
+to the few at first, that the miracle-working Tzu-lu had staked his
+inner garment on Lao Ting’s success. Brilliant lights were seen
+throughout the night to be moving in the meagre dwelling (for the four
+efficacious creatures had by this time greatly added to their
+numbers), and the one within was credited with being assisted by the
+Forces. It is well said that that which passes out of one mouth passes
+into a hundred ears, and before dawn had become dusk all the early and
+astute were following the inspired hermit’s example. They who
+conducted the lotteries, becoming suddenly aware of the burden of the
+hazard they incurred, thereat declared that upon the venture of Lao
+Ting’s success there must be set two taels in return for one.
+Whereupon the desire of those who had refrained waxed larger than
+before, and thus the omens grew.
+
+When the days that remained before the opening of the trial could be
+counted on the fingers of one hand, there came, at a certain hour, a
+summons on the outer door of Lao Ting’s house, and in response to his
+spoken invitation there entered one, Sheng-yin, a competitor.
+
+“Lao Ting,” said this person, when they had exchanged formalities, “in
+spite of the flattering attentions of the shallow”--he here threw upon
+the floor a garland which he had conveyed from off Lao Ting’s
+door--“it is exceedingly unlikely that at the first attempt your name
+will be among those of the chosen, and the possibility of it heading
+the list may be dismissed as vapid.”
+
+“Your experience is deep and wide,” replied Lao Ting, the circumstance
+that Sheng-yin had already tried and failed three and thirty times
+adding an edge to the words; “yet if it is written it is written.”
+
+“Doubtless,” retorted Sheng-yin no less capably; “but it will never be
+set to music. Now, until your inconsiderate activities prevailed, this
+person was confidently greeted as the one who would be first.”
+
+“The names of Wang-san and Yin Ho were not unknown to the expectant,”
+ suggested Lao Ting mildly.
+
+“The mind of Wang-san is only comparable with a wastepaper basket,”
+ exclaimed the visitor harshly; “and Yin Ho is in reality as dull as
+split ebony. But in your case, unfortunately, there is nothing to go
+on, and, unlikely though it be, it is just possible that this person’s
+well-arranged ambitions may thereby be brought to a barren end. For
+that reason he is here to discuss this matter as between virtuous
+friends.”
+
+“Let your auspicious mouth be widely opened,” replied Lao Ting
+guardedly. “My ears will not refrain.”
+
+“Is there not, perchance, some venerable relative in a distant part of
+the province whose failing eyes crave, at this juncture, to rest upon
+your wholesome features before he passes Upwards?”
+
+“Assuredly some such inopportune person might be forthcoming,”
+ admitted Lao Ting. “Yet the cost of so formidable a journey would be
+far beyond this necessitous one’s means.”
+
+“In so charitable a cause affluent friends would not be lacking.
+Depart on the third day and remain until the ninth and twenty taels of
+silver will glide imperceptibly into your awaiting sleeve.”
+
+“The prospect of not taking the foremost place in the
+competition--added to the pangs of those who have hazarded their store
+upon the unworthy name of Lao--is an ignoble one,” replied the
+student, after a moment’s thought. “The journey will be a costly task
+at this season of the rains; it cannot possibly be accomplished for
+less than fifty taels.”
+
+“It is well said, ‘Do not look at robbers sharing out their spoil:
+look at them being executed,’” urged Sheng-yin. “Should you be so
+ill-destined as to compete, and, as would certainly be the case, be
+awarded a position of contempt, how unendurable would be your anguish
+when, amidst the execrations of the deluded mob, you remembered that
+thirty taels of the purest had slipped from your effete grasp.”
+
+“Should the Bridge of the Camel Back be passable, five and forty might
+suffice,” mused Lao Tung to himself.
+
+“Thirty-seven taels, five hundred cash, are the utmost that your
+obliging friends would hazard in the quest,” announced Sheng-yin
+definitely. “On the day following that of the final competition the
+sum will be honourably--”
+
+“By no means,” interrupted the other, with unswerving firmness. “How
+thus is the journey to be defrayed? In advance, assuredly.”
+
+“The requirement is unusual. Yet upon satisfactory oaths being
+offered--”
+
+“This person will pledge the repose of the spirits of his venerated
+ancestors practically back to prehistoric times,” agreed Lao Ting
+readily. “From the third to the ninth day he will be absent from the
+city and will take no part in anything therein. Should he eat his
+words, may his body be suffocated beneath five cart-loads of books and
+his weary ghost chained to that of a leprous mule. It is spoken.”
+
+“Truly. But it may as well be written also.” With this expression of
+narrow-minded suspicion Sheng-yin would have taken up one from a
+considerable mass of papers lying near at hand, had not Lao Ting
+suddenly restrained him.
+
+“It shall be written with clarified ink on paper of a special
+excellence,” declared the student. “Take the brush, Seng-yin, and
+write. It almost repays this person for the loss of a degree to behold
+the formation of signs so unapproachable as yours.”
+
+“Lao Ting,” replied the visitor, pausing in his task, “you are
+occasionally inspired, but the weakness of your character results in a
+lack of caution. In this matter, therefore, be warned: ‘The crocodile
+opens his jaws; the rat-trap closes his; keep yours shut.’”
+
+When Lao Ting returned after a scrupulously observed six days of
+absence he could not fail to become aware that the city was in an
+uproar, and the evidence of this increased as he approached the cheap
+and lightly esteemed quarter in which those of literary ambitions
+found it convenient to reside. Remembering Sheng-yin’s parting, he
+forbore to draw attention to himself by questioning any, but when he
+reached the door of his own dwelling he discovered the one of whom he
+was thinking, standing, as it were, between the posts.
+
+“Lao Ting,” exclaimed Sheng-yin, without waiting to make any polite
+reference to the former person’s food or condition, “in spite of this
+calamity you are doubtless prepared to carry out the spirit of your
+oath?”
+
+“Doubtless,” replied Lao Ting affably. “Yet what is the nature of the
+calamity referred to, and how does it affect the burden of my vow?”
+
+“Has not the tiding reached your ear? The examinations, alas! have
+been withheld for seven full days. Your journey has been in vain!”
+
+“By no means!” declared the youth. “Debarred by your enticement from a
+literary career this person turned his mind to other aims, and has now
+gained a deep insight into the habits and behaviour of
+water-buffaloes.”
+
+“They who control the competitions from the Capital,” continued
+Sheng-yin, without even hearing the other’s words, “when all had been
+arranged, learned from the Chief Astrologer (may subterranean fires
+singe his venerable moustaches!) that a forgotten obscuration of the
+sun would take place on the opening day of the test. In the face of so
+formidable a portent they acted thus and thus.”
+
+“How then fares it that due warning of the change was not set forth?”
+
+“The matter is as long as The Wall and as deep as seven wells,”
+ grumbled Sheng-yin, “and the Hoang Ho in flood is limpid by its side.
+Proclamations were sent forth, yet none appeared, and they entrusted
+with their wide disposal have a dragon-story of a shining lordly youth
+who ever followed in their steps. . . . Thus in a manner of expressing
+it, the spirit--”
+
+“Sheng-yin,” said Lao Ting, with courteous firmness, yet so moving the
+door so that while he passed in the former person remained outside,
+“you have sought, at the expenditure of thirty-seven taels five
+hundred cash, to deflect Destiny from her appointed line. The result
+has been lamentable to all--or nearly all--concerned. The lawless
+effort must not be repeated, for when heaven itself goes out of its
+way to set a correcting omen in the sky, who dare disobey?”
+
+When the list and order of the competition was proclaimed, the name of
+Wang-san stood at the very head and that of Yin Ho was next. Lao Ting
+was the very last of those who were successful; Sheng-yin was the
+next, and was thus the first of those who were unsuccessful. It was as
+much as the youth had secretly dared to hope, and much better than he
+had generally feared. In Sheng-yin’s case, however, it was infinitely
+worse than he had ever contemplated. Regarding Lao Ting as the cause
+of his disgrace he planned a sordid revenge. Waiting until night had
+fallen he sought the student’s door-step and there took a potent drug,
+laying upon his ghost a strict injunction to devote itself to haunting
+and thwarting the ambitions of the one who dwelt within. But even in
+this he was inept, for the poison was less speedy than he thought, and
+Lao Ting returned in time to convey him to another door.
+
+On the strength of his degree Lao Ting found no difficulty in earning
+a meagre competence by instructing others who wished to follow in his
+footsteps. He was also now free to compete for the next degree, where
+success would bring him higher honour and a slightly less meagre
+competence. In the meanwhile he married Hoa-mi, being able to display
+thirty-seven taels and nearly five hundred cash towards that end.
+Ultimately he rose to a position of remunerative ease, but it is
+understood that he attained this more by a habit of acting as the
+necessities of the moment required than by his literary achievements.
+
+Over the door of his country residence in the days of his profusion he
+caused the image of a luminous insect to be depicted, and he engraved
+its semblance on his seal. He would also have added the presentment of
+a water-buffalo, but Hoa-mi deemed this inexpedient.
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER VI
+
+ The High-minded Strategy of the Amiable Hwa-mei
+
+Warned by the mischance attending his previous meeting with Hwa-mei,
+Kai Lung sought the walled enclosure at the earliest moment of his
+permitted freedom, and secreting himself among the interlacing growth
+he anxiously awaited the maiden’s coming.
+
+Presently a movement in the trees without betrayed a presence, and the
+story-teller was on the point of disclosing himself at the shutter
+when the approaching one displayed an unfamiliar outline. Instead of a
+maiden of exceptional symmetry and peach-like charm an elderly and
+deformed hag drew near. As she might be hostile to his cause, Kai Lung
+deemed it prudent to remain concealed; but in case she should prove to
+be an emissary from Hwa-mei seeking him, his purpose was to stand
+revealed. To combine these two attitudes until she should declare
+herself was by no means an easy task, but she looked neither near nor
+far in scrutiny until she stood, mumbling and infirm, beneath the
+shutter.
+
+“It is well, minstrel,” she called aloud. “She whom you await bid me
+greet you with a sign.” At Kai Lung’s feet there fell a crimson
+flower, growing on a thorny stem. “What word shall I in turn bear
+back? Speak freely, for her mind is as my open hand.”
+
+“Tell me rather,” said Kai Lung, looking out, “how she fares and what
+averts her footsteps?”
+
+“That will appear in due time,” replied the aged one. “In the
+meanwhile I have her message to declare. Three times foiled in his
+malignant scheme the now obscene Ming-shu sets all the Axioms at
+naught. Distrusting you and those about your path, it is his sinister
+intention to call up for judgment Kai-moo, who lies within the
+women’s cell beyond the Water Way.”
+
+“What is her crime and how will this avail him?”
+
+“Charged with the murder of her man by means of the supple splinter
+her condemnation is assured. The penalty is piecemeal slicing, and in
+it are involved those of her direct line, in the humane effort to
+eradicate so treacherous a strain.”
+
+“That is but just,” agreed Kai Lung.
+
+“Truly. But on the slender ligament of a kindred name you will be
+joined with her in that end. Ming-shu will see to it that records of
+your kinship are not lacking. Being accused of no crime on your own
+behalf there will be nothing for you to appear against.”
+
+“It is written: ‘Even leprosy may be cured, but the enmity of an
+official underling can never be dispelled,’ and the malice of the
+persistent Ming-shu certainly points to the wisdom of the verse. Is
+the person of Kai-moo known to you, and where is the prison-house you
+speak of?”
+
+To this the venerable creature replied that the cell in question was
+in a distant quarter of the city. Kai-moo, she continued, might be
+regarded as fashioned like herself, being deformed in shape and
+repellent in appearance. Furthermore, she was of deficient
+understanding, these things aiding Ming-shu’s plan, as she would be
+difficult to reach and impossible to instruct when reached.
+
+“The extremity is almost hopeless enough to be left to the
+ever-protecting spirits of one’s all-powerful Ancestors,” declared Kai
+Lung at length. “Did she from whom you come forecast any confidence?”
+
+“She had some assurance in a certain plan, which it is my message to
+declare to you.”
+
+“Her wisdom is to be computed neither by a rule nor by a measure. Say
+on.”
+
+“The keeper of the women’s prison-house lies within her hollowed hand,
+nor will silver be wanting to still any arising doubt. Wrapped in
+prison garb, and with her face disguised by art, she whose word I bear
+will come forth at the appointed call and, taking her place before
+Shan Tien, will play a fictitious part.”
+
+“Alas! dotard,” interrupted Kai Lung impatiently, “it would be well if
+I spent my few remaining hours in kowtowing to the Powers whom I shall
+shortly meet. An aged and unsightly hag! Know you not, O venerable
+bat, that the smooth perfection of the one you serve would shine
+dazzling through a beaten mask of tempered steel? Her matchless hair,
+glossier than a starling’s wing, floats like an autumn cloud. Her eyes
+strike fire from damp clay, or make the touch of velvet harsh and
+stubborn, according to her several moods. Peach-bloom held against her
+cheek withers incapably by comparison. Her feet, if indeed she has
+such commonplace attributes at all, are smaller--”
+
+“Yet,” interrupted the hag, in a changed and quite melodious voice,
+“if it is possible to delude the imagination of one whose longing eyes
+dwell so constantly on these threadbare charms, what then will be the
+position of the obtuse Ming-shu and the superficial Mandarin Shan
+Tien, burdened as they now are by outside cares?”
+
+“There are times when the classical perfection of our graceful tongue
+is strangely inadequate to express emotion,” confessed Kai Lung,
+colouring deeply, as Hwa-mei stood revealed before him. “It is truly
+said: ‘The ingenuity of a guileless woman will undermine nine
+mountains.’ You have cut off all the words of my misgivings.”
+
+“To that end have I wrought, for in this I also need your skill.
+Listen well and think deeply as I speak. Everywhere the outcome of the
+strife grows more uncertain day by day and no man really knows which
+side to favour yet. In this emergency each plays a double part. While
+visibly loyal to the Imperial cause, the Mandarin Shan Tien fans the
+whisper that in secret he upholds the rebellious banners. Ming-shu now
+openly avers that if this and that are thus and thus the rising has
+justice in its ranks, while at the same time he has it put abroad that
+this is but a cloak the better to serve the state. Thus every man
+maintains a double face in the hope that if the one side fails the
+other will preserve him, and as a band all pledge to save (or if need
+be to betray) each other.”
+
+“This is the more readily understood as it is the common case on every
+like occasion.”
+
+“Then doubtless there are instances waiting on your lips. Teach me
+such a story whereby the hope of those who are thus swayed may be
+engaged and leave the rest to my arranging hand.”
+
+On the following day at the appointed hour a bent and forbidding hag
+was brought before Shan Tien, and the nature of her offence
+proclaimed.
+
+“It is possible to find an excuse for almost everything, regarding it
+from one angle or another,” remarked the Mandarin impartially; “but
+the crime of destroying a husband--and by a means so unpleasantly
+insinuating--really seems to leave nothing to be said.”
+
+“Yet, imperishable, even a bad coin must have two sides,” replied the
+hag. “That I should be guilty and yet innocent would be no more
+wonderful than the case of Weng Cho, who, when faced with the
+alternative of either defying the Avenging Societies or of opposing
+fixed authority found a way out of escaping both.”
+
+“That should be worth--that is to say, if you base your defence upon
+an existing case--”
+
+“Providing the notorious thug Kai Lung is not thereby brought in,”
+ suggested the narrow-minded Ming-shu, who equally desired to learn the
+stratagem involved.
+
+“Weng Cho was the only one concerned,” replied the ancient
+obtusely--“he who escaped the consequences. Is it permitted to this
+one to make clear her plea?”
+
+“If the fatigue is not more than your venerable personality can
+reasonably bear,” replied Shan Tien courteously.
+
+“To bear is the lot of every woman, be she young or old,” replied the
+one before them. “I comply, omnipotence.”
+
+
+ The Story of Weng Cho; or, the One Devoid of Name
+
+There was peach-blossom in the orchards of Kien-fi, a blue sky above,
+and in the air much gladness; but in Wu Chi’s yamen gloom hung like
+the herald of a thunderstorm. At one end of a table in the ceremonial
+hall sat Wu Chi, heaviness upon his brow, deceit in his eyes, and a
+sour enmity about the lines of his mouth; at the other end stood his
+son Weng, and between them, as it were, his whole life lay.
+
+Wu Chi was an official of some consequence and had two wives, as
+became him. His union with the first had failed in its essential
+purpose; therefore he had taken another to carry on the direct line
+which alone could bring him contentment in this world and a reputable
+existence in the next. This degree of happiness was supplied by Weng’s
+mother, yet she must ever remain but a “secondary wife,” with no
+rights and a very insecure position. In the heart of the chief wife
+smouldered a most bitter hatred, but the hour of her ascendancy came,
+for after many years she also bore her lord a son. Thenceforward she
+was strong in her authority; but Weng’s mother remained, for she was
+very beautiful, and despite all the arts of the other woman Wu Chi
+could not be prevailed upon to dismiss her. The easy solution of this
+difficulty was that she soon died--the “white powder death” was the
+shrewd comment of the inner chambers of Kien-fi.
+
+Wu Chi put on no mourning, custom did not require it; and now that the
+woman had Passed Beyond he saw no necessity to honour her memory at
+the expense of his own domestic peace. His wife donned her gayest
+robes and made a feast. Weng alone stood apart, and in funereal
+sackcloth moved through the house like an accusing ghost. Each day his
+father met him with a frown, the woman whom alone he must regard as
+his mother with a mocking smile, but he passed them without any word
+of dutiful and submissive greeting. The period of all seemly mourning
+ended--it touched that allotted to a legal parent; still Weng cast
+himself down and made no pretence to hide his grief. His father’s
+frown became a scowl, his mother’s smile framed a biting word. A wise
+and venerable friend who loved the youth took him aside one day and
+with many sympathetic words counselled restraint.
+
+“For,” he said, “your conduct, though affectionate towards the dead,
+may be urged by the ill-disposed as disrespectful towards the living.
+If you have a deeper end in view, strive towards it by a less open
+path.”
+
+“You are subtle and esteemed in wisdom,” replied Weng, “but neither of
+those virtues can restore a broken jar. The wayside fountain must one
+day dry up at its source, but until then not even a mountain placed
+upon its mouth can pen back its secret stores. So is it with unfeigned
+grief.”
+
+“The analogy may be exact,” replied the aged friend, shaking his head,
+“but it is no less truly said: ‘The wise tortoise keeps his pain
+inside.’ Rest assured, on the disinterested advice of one who has no
+great experience of mountains and hidden springs, but a life-long
+knowledge of Wu Chi and of his amiable wife, that if you mourn too
+much you will have reason to mourn more.”
+
+His words were pointed to a sharp edge. At that moment Wu Chi was
+being confronted by his wife, who stood before him in his inner
+chamber. “Who am I?” she exclaimed vehemently, “that my authority
+should be denied before my very eyes? Am I indeed Che of the house of
+Meng, whose ancestors wore the Yellow Scabbard, or am I some nameless
+one? Or does my lord sleep, or has he fallen blind upon the side by
+which Weng approaches?”
+
+“His heart is bad and his instincts perverted,” replied Wu Chi dully.
+“He ignores the rites, custom, and the Emperor’s example, and sets at
+defiance all the principles of domestic government. Do not fear that I
+shall not shortly call him to account with a very heavy call.”
+
+“Do so, my lord,” said his wife darkly, “or many valiant champions of
+the House of Meng may press forward to make a cast of that same
+account. To those of our ancient line it would not seem a trivial
+thing that their daughter should share her rights with a purchased
+slave.”
+
+“Peace, cockatrice! the woman was well enough,” exclaimed Wu Chi, with
+slow resentment. “But the matter of this obstinacy touches the dignity
+of my own authority, and before to-day has passed Weng shall bring up
+his footsteps suddenly before a solid wall.”
+
+Accordingly, when Weng returned at his usual hour he found his father
+awaiting him with curbed impatience. That Wu Chi should summon him
+into his presence in the great hall was of itself an omen that the
+matter was one of moment, but the profusion of lights before the
+Ancestral Tablets and the various symbols arranged upon the table
+showed that the occasion was to be regarded as one involving
+irrevocable issues.
+
+“Weng Cho,” said his father dispassionately, from his seat at the head
+of the table, “draw near, and first pledge the Ancient Ones whose
+spirits hover above their Tablets in a vessel of wine.”
+
+“I am drinking affliction and move under the compact of a solemn vow,”
+ replied Weng fixedly, “therefore I cannot do this; nor, as signs are
+given me to declare, will the forerunners of our line, who from their
+high places look down deep into the mind and measure the heart with an
+impartial rod, deem this an action of disrespect to their illustrious
+shades.”
+
+“It is well to be a sharer of their councils,” said Wu Chi, with
+pointed insincerity. “But,” he continued, in the same tone, “for whom
+can Weng Cho of the House of Wu mourn? His father is before him in his
+wonted health; in the inner chamber his mother plies an unfaltering
+needle; while from the Dragon Throne the supreme Emperor still rules
+the world. Haply, however, a thorn has pierced his little finger, or
+does he perchance bewail the loss of a favourite bird?”
+
+“That thorn has sunk deeply into his existence, and the memory of that
+loss still dims his eyes with bitterness,” replied Weng. “Bid the rain
+cease to fall when the clouds are heavy.”
+
+“The comparison is ill-chosen,” cried Whu Chi harshly. “Rather should
+the allusion be to the evil tendency of a self-willed branch which, in
+spite of the continual watering of precept and affection, maintains
+its perverted course, and must henceforth either submit to be bound
+down into an appointed line, or be utterly cut off so that the tree
+may not suffer. Long and patiently have I marked your footsteps, Weng
+Cho, and they are devious. This is not a single offence, but it is no
+light one. Appointed by the Board of Ceremony, approved of by the
+Emperor, and observed in every loyal and high-minded subject are the
+details of the rites and formalities which alone serve to distinguish
+a people refined and humane from those who are rude and barbarous. By
+setting these observances at defiance you insult their framers, act
+traitorously towards your sovereign, and assail the foundations of
+your House; for your attitude is a direct reflection upon others; and
+if you render such a tribute to one who is incompetent to receive it,
+how will you maintain a seemly balance when a greater occasion
+arises?”
+
+“When the earth that has nourished it grows cold the leaves of the
+branch fall--doubtless the edicts of the Board referred to having
+failed to reach their ears,” replied Weng bitterly. “Revered father,
+is it not permitted that I should now depart? Behold I am stricken and
+out of place.”
+
+“You are evil and your heart is fat with presumptuous pride!”
+ exclaimed Wu Chi, releasing the cords of his hatred and anger so that
+they leapt out from his throat like the sudden spring of a tiger from
+a cave. “Evil in birth, grown under an evil star and now come to a
+full maturity. Go you shall, Weng Cho, and that on a straight journey
+forthwith or else bend your knees with an acquiescent face.” With
+these words he beat furiously on a gong, and summoning the entire
+household he commanded that before Weng should be placed a jar of wine
+and two glass vessels, and on the other side a staff and a pair of
+sandals. From an open shutter the face of the woman Che looked down in
+mocking triumph.
+
+The alternatives thus presented were simple and irrevocable. On the
+one hand Weng must put from him all further grief, ignore his vows,
+and join in mirth and feast; on the other he must depart, never to
+return, and be deprived of every tie of kinship, relinquishing
+ancestry, possessions and name. It was a course severer than anything
+that Wu Chi had intended when he sent for his son, but resentment had
+distorted his eyesight. It was a greater test than Weng had
+anticipated, but his mind was clear, and his heart charged with
+fragrant memories of his loss. Deliberately but with silent dignity he
+poured the untasted wine upon the ground, drew his sword and touched
+the vessels lightly so that they broke, took from off his thumb the
+jade ring inscribed with the sign of the House of Wu, and putting on
+the sandals grasped the staff and prepared to leave the hall.
+
+“Weng Cho, for the last time spoken of as of the House of Wu, now
+alienated from that noble line, and henceforth and for ever an
+outcast, you have made a choice and chosen as befits your rebellious
+life. Between us stretches a barrier wider and deeper than the Yellow
+Sea, and throughout all future time no sign shall pass from that
+distant shore to this. From every record of our race your name shall
+be cut out; no mention of it shall profane the Tablets, and both in
+this world and the next it shall be to us as though you have never
+been. As I break this bowl so are all ties broken, as I quench this
+candle so are all memories extinguished, and as, when you go, the
+space is filled with empty air, so shall it be.”
+
+“Ho, nameless stranger,” laughed the woman from above, “here is food
+and drink to bear you on your way”; and from the grille she threw a
+withered fig and spat.
+
+“The fruit is the cankered effort of a barren tree,” cast back Weng
+over his shoulder. “Look to your own offspring, basilisk. It is given
+me to speak.” Even as he spoke there was a great cry from the upper
+part of the house, the sound of many feet and much turmoil, but he
+went on his way without another word.
+
+Thus it was that Weng Cho came to be cut off from the past. From his
+father’s house he stepped out into the streets of Kien-fi a being
+without a name, destitute, and suffering the pangs of many keen
+emotions. Friends whom he encountered he saluted distantly, not
+desirous of sharing their affection until they should have learned his
+state; but there was one who stood in his mind as removed above the
+possibility of change, and to the summer-house of Tiao’s home he
+therefore turned his steps.
+
+Tiao was the daughter of a minor official, an unsuccessful man of no
+particular descent. He had many daughters, and had encouraged Weng’s
+affection, with frequent professions that he regarded only the youth’s
+virtuous life and discernment, and would otherwise have desired one
+not so highly placed. Tiao also had spoken of rice and contentment in
+a ruined pagoda. Yet as she listened to Weng’s relation a new
+expression gradually revealed itself about her face, and when he had
+finished many paces lay between them.
+
+“A breaker of sacred customs, a disobeyer of parents and an outcast!
+How do you disclose yourself!” she exclaimed wildly. “What vile thing
+has possessed you?”
+
+“One hitherto which now rejects me,” replied Weng slowly. “I had
+thought that here alone I might find a familiar greeting, but that
+also fails.”
+
+“What other seemly course presents itself?” demanded the maiden
+unsympathetically. “How degrading a position might easily become that
+of the one who linked her lot with yours if all fit and proper
+sequences are to be reversed! What menial one might supplant her not
+only in your affections but also in your Rites! He had defied the
+Principles!” she exclaimed, as her father entered from behind a
+screen.
+
+“He has lost his inheritance,” muttered the little old man, eyeing him
+contemptuously. “Weng Cho,” he continued aloud, “you have played a
+double part and crossed our step with only half your heart. Now the
+past is past and the future an unwritten sheet.”
+
+“It shall be written in vermilion ink,” replied Weng, regaining an
+impassive dignity; “and upon that darker half of my heart can now be
+traced two added names.”
+
+He had no aim now, but instinct drove him towards the mountains, the
+retreat of the lost and despairing. A three days’ journey lay between.
+He went forward vacantly, without food and without rest. A falling
+leaf, as it is said, would have turned the balance of his destiny, and
+at the wayside village of Li-yong so it chanced. The noisome smell of
+burning thatch stung his face as he approached, and presently the
+object came into view. It was the bare cabin of a needy widow who had
+become involved in a lawsuit through the rapacity of a tax-gatherer.
+As she had the means neither to satisfy the tax nor to discharge the
+dues, the powerful Mandarin before whom she had been called ordered
+all her possessions to be seized, and that she should then be burned
+within her hut as a warning to others. This was the act of justice
+being carried out, and even as Weng heard the tale the Mandarin in
+question drew near, carried in his state chair to satisfy his eyes
+that his authority was scrupulously maintained. All those villagers
+who had not drawn off unseen at once fell upon their faces, so that
+Weng alone remained standing, doubtful what course to take.
+
+“Ill-nurtured dog!” exclaimed the Mandarin, stepping up to him,
+“prostrate yourself! Do you not know that I am of the Sapphire Button,
+and have fivescore bowmen at my yamen, ready to do my word?” And he
+struck the youth across the face with a jewelled rod.
+
+“I have only one sword, but it is in my hand,” cried Weng, reckless
+beneath the blow, and drawing it he at one stroke cut down the
+Mandarin before any could raise a hand. Then breaking in the door of
+the hovel he would have saved the woman, but it was too late, so he
+took the head and body and threw them into the fire, saying: “There,
+Mandarin, follow to secure justice. They shall not bear witness
+against you Up There in your absence.”
+
+The chair-carriers had fled in terror, but the villagers murmured
+against Weng as he passed through them. “It was a small thing that one
+house and one person should be burned; now, through this, the whole
+village will assuredly be consumed. He was a high official and visited
+justice impartially on us all. It was our affair, and you, who are a
+stranger, have done ill.”
+
+“I did you wrong, Mandarin,” said Weng, resuming his journey; “you
+took me for one of them. I pass you the parting of the woman Che,
+burrowers in the cow-heap called Li-yong.”
+
+“Oi-ye!” exclaimed a voice behind, “but yonder earth-beetles haply
+have not been struck off the Tablets and found that a maiden with
+well-matched eyes can watch two ways at once, all of a morning: and
+thereby death through red spectacles is not that same death through
+blue spectacles. Things in their appointed places, noble companion.”
+
+“Greetings, wayfarer,” said Weng, stopping. “The path narrows somewhat
+inconveniently hereabout. Take honourable precedence.”
+
+“The narrower the better to defend then,” replied the stranger
+good-humouredly. “Whereto, also, two swords cut a larger slice than
+one. Without doubt fivescore valiant bowmen will soon be a-ranging
+when they hear that the enemy goes upon two feet, and then ill befall
+who knows not the passes.” As he spoke an arrow, shot from a distance,
+flew above their heads.
+
+“Why should you bear a part with me, and who are you who know these
+recent things?” demanded Weng doubtfully.
+
+“I am one of many, we being a branch of that great spreading lotus the
+Triad, though called by the tillers here around the League of
+Tomb-Haunters, because we must be sought in secret places. The things
+I have spoken I know because we have many ears, and in our care a
+whisper passes from east to west and from north to south without a
+word being spilled.”
+
+“And the price of your sword is that I should join the confederacy?”
+ asked Weng thoughtfully.
+
+“I had set out to greet you before the estimable Mandarin who is now
+saluting his ancestors was so inopportune as to do so,” replied the
+emissary. “Yet it is not to be denied that we offer an adequate
+protection among each other, while at the same time punishing guilt
+and administering a rigorous justice secretly.”
+
+“Lead me to your meeting-place, then,” said Weng determinedly. “I have
+done with the outer things.”
+
+The guide pointed to a rock, shaped like a locust’s head, which marked
+the highest point of the steep mountain before them. Soon the fertile
+lowlands ended and they passed beyond the limit of the inhabitable
+region. Still ascending they reached the Tiger’s High Retreat, which
+defines the spot where even the animal kind turn back and where
+watercourses cease to flow. Beyond this the most meagre indication of
+vegetable sustenance came to an end, and thenceforward their passage
+was rendered more slow and laborious by frequent snow-storms, barriers
+of ice, and sudden tempests which strove to hurl them to destruction.
+Nevertheless, by about the hour of midnight they reached the rock
+shaped like a locust’s head, which stood in the wildest and most
+inaccessible part of the mountain, and masked the entrance to a
+strongly-guarded cave. Here Weng suffered himself to be blindfolded,
+and being led forward he was taken into the innermost council. Closely
+questioned, he professed a spontaneous desire to be admitted into
+their band, to join in their dangers and share their honours;
+whereupon the oath was administered to him, the passwords and secret
+signs revealed, and he was bound from that time forth, under the bonds
+of a most painful death and torments in the afterworld, to submerge
+all passions save those for the benefit of their community, and to
+cherish no interests, wrongs or possessions that did not affect them
+all alike.
+
+For the space of seven years Weng remained about the shadow of the
+mountain, carrying out, together with the other members of the band,
+the instructions which from time to time they received from the higher
+circles of the Society, as well as such acts of retributive justice as
+they themselves determined upon, and in this quiet and unostentatious
+manner maintaining peace and greatly purifying the entire province. In
+this passionless subservience to the principles of the Order none
+exceeded him; yet at no time have men been forbidden to burn
+joss-sticks to the spirit of the destinies, and who shall say?
+
+At the end of seven years the first breath from out of the past
+reached Weng (or Thang, as he had announced himself to be when cast
+out nameless). One day he was summoned before the chief of their
+company and a mission laid upon him.
+
+“You have proved yourself to be capable and sincere in the past, and
+this matter is one of delicacy,” said the leader. “Furthermore, it is
+reported that you know something of the paths about Kien-fi?”
+
+“There is not a forgotten turn within those paths by which I might
+stumble in the dark,” replied Weng, striving to subdue his mind.
+
+“See that out of so poignant a memory no more formidable barrier than
+a forgotten path arises,” said the leader, observing him closely.
+“Know you, then a house bearing as a sign the figure of a golden
+ibis?”
+
+“Truly; I have noted it,” replied Weng, changing his position, so that
+he now leaned against a rock. “There dwelt an old man of some lower
+official rank, who had no son but many daughters.”
+
+“He has Passed, and one of those--Tiao by name,” said the other,
+referring to a parchment--“has schemingly driven out the rest and held
+the patrimony. Crafty and ambitious, she has of late married a high
+official who has ever been hostile to ourselves. Out of a private
+enmity the woman seeks the lives of two who are under our most solemn
+protection, and now uses her husband’s wealth and influence to that
+end. It is on him that the blow must fall, for men kill only men, and
+she, having no son, will then be discredited and impotent.”
+
+“And concerning this official?” asked Weng.
+
+“It has not been thought prudent to speak of him by name,” replied the
+chief. “Stricken with a painful but not dangerous malady he has
+retired for a time to the healthier seclusion of his wife’s house, and
+there he may be found. The woman you will know with certainty by a
+crescent scar--above the right eye.”
+
+“Beneath the eye,” corrected Weng instantly.
+
+“Assuredly, beneath: I misread the sign,” said the head, appearing to
+consult the scroll. “Yet, out of a keen regard for your virtues,
+Thang, let me point a warning that it is antagonistic to our strict
+rule to remember these ancient scars too well. Further, in accordance
+with that same esteem, do not stoop too closely nor too long to
+identify the mark. By our pure and exacting standard no high
+attainment in the past can justify defection. The pains and penalties
+of failure you well know.”
+
+“I bow, chieftain,” replied Weng acquiescently.
+
+“It is well,” said the chief. “Your strategy will be easy. To cure
+this lord’s disorder a celebrated physician is even now travelling
+from the Capital towards Kien-fi. A day’s journey from that place he
+will encounter obstacles and fall into the hands of those who will
+take away his robes and papers. About the same place you will meet one
+with a bowl on the roadside who will hail you, saying, ‘Charity, out
+of your superfluity, noble mandarin coming from the north!’ To him you
+will reply, ‘Do mandarins garb thus and thus and go afoot? It is I who
+need a change of raiment and a chair; aye, by the token of the
+Locust’s Head!’ He will then lead you to a place where you will find
+all ready and a suitable chair with trusty bearers. The rest lies
+beneath your grinding heel. Prosperity!”
+
+Weng prostrated himself and withdrew. The meeting by the wayside
+befell as he had received assurance--they who serve the Triad do not
+stumble--and at the appointed time he stood before Tiao’s door and
+called for admission. He looked to the right and the left as one who
+examines a new prospect, and among the azalea flowers the burnished
+roof of the summer-house glittered in the sun.
+
+“Lucky omens attend your coming, benevolence,” said the chief
+attendant obsequiously; “for since he sent for you an unpropitious
+planet has cast its influence upon our master, so that his power
+languishes.”
+
+“Its malignity must be controlled,” said Weng, in a feigned voice, for
+he recognized the one before him. “Does any watch?”
+
+“Not now,” replied the attendant; “for he has slept since these two
+hours. Would your graciousness have speech with the one of the inner
+chamber?”
+
+“In season perchance. First lead me to your lord’s side and then see
+that we are undisturbed until I reappear. It may be expedient to
+invoke a powerful charm without delay.”
+
+In another minute Weng stood alone in the sick man’s room, between
+them no more barrier than the silk-hung curtains of the couch. He slid
+down his right hand and drew a keen-edged knife; about his left he
+looped the even more fatal cord; then advancing with a noiseless step
+he pulled back the drapery and looked down. It was the moment for
+swift and silent action; nothing but hesitation and delay could
+imperil him, yet in that supreme moment he stepped back, released the
+curtain from his faltering grasp and, suffering the weapons to fall
+unheeded to the floor, covered his face with his hands, for lying
+before him he had seen the outstretched form, the hard contemptuous
+features, of his father.
+
+Yet most solemnly alienated from him in every degree. By Wu Chi’s own
+acts every tie of kinship had been effaced between them: the bowl had
+been broken, the taper blown out, empty air had filled his place. Wu
+Chi acknowledged no memory of a son; he could claim no reverence as a
+father. . . . Tiao’s husband. . . . Then he was doubly
+childless. . . . The woman and her seed had withered, as he had
+prophesied.
+
+On the one hand stood the Society, powerful enough to protect him in
+every extremity, yet holding failure as treason; most terrible and
+inexorable towards set disobedience. His body might find a painless
+escape from their earthly torments, but by his oaths his spirit lay in
+their keeping to be punished through all eternity.
+
+That he was no longer Wu Chi’s son, that he had no father--this
+conviction had been strong enough to rule him in every contingency of
+life save this. By every law of men and deities the ties between them
+had been dissolved, and they stood as a man and man; yet the salt can
+never be quite washed out of sea-water.
+
+For a time which ceased to be hours or minutes, but seemed as a
+fragment broken off eternity, he stood, motionless but most deeply
+racked. With an effort he stooped to take the cord, and paused again;
+twice he would have seized the dagger, but doubt again possessed him.
+From a distant point of the house came the chant of a monk singing a
+prayer and beating upon a wooden drum. The rays of the sun falling
+upon the gilded roof in the garden again caught his eyes; nothing else
+stirred.
+
+“These in their turn have settled great issues lightly,” thought Weng
+bitterly. “Must I wait upon an omen?”
+
+“. . . submitting oneself to purifying scars,” droned the voice far
+off; “propitiating if need be by even greater self-inflictions . . .”
+
+“It suffices,” said Weng dispassionately, and picking up the knife he
+turned to leave the room.
+
+At the door he paused again, but not in an arising doubt. “I will
+leave a token for Tiao to wear as a jest,” was the image that had
+sprung from his new abasement, and taking a sheet of parchment he
+quickly wrote thereon: “A wave has beat from that distant shore to
+this, and now sinks in the unknown depths.”
+
+Again he stepped noiselessly to the couch, drew the curtain and
+dropped the paper lightly on the form. As he did so his breath
+stopped; his fingers stiffened. Cautiously, on one knee, he listened
+intently, lightly touched the face; then recklessly taking a hand he
+raised the arm and suffered it to fall again. No power restrained it;
+no alertness of awakening life came into the dull face. Wu Chi had
+already Passed Beyond.
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER VII
+
+ Not Concerned with any Particular Attribute of
+ Those who are Involved
+
+Unendurable was the intermingling of hopes and fears with which Kai
+Lung sought the shutter on the next occasion after the avowal of
+Hwa-mei’s devoted strategy. While repeatedly assuring himself that it
+would have been better to submit to piecemeal slicing without a
+protesting word rather than that she should incur so formidable a
+risk, he was compelled as often to admit that when once her mind had
+formed its image no effort on his part would have held her back.
+Doubtless Hwa-mei readily grasped the emotion that would possess the
+one whose welfare was now her chief concern, for without waiting to
+gum her hair or to gild her lips she hastened to the spot beneath the
+wall at the earliest moment that Kai Lung could be there.
+
+“Seven marble tombstones are lifted from off my chest!” exclaimed the
+story-teller when he could greet her. “How did your subterfuge
+proceed, and with what satisfaction was the history of Weng Cho
+received?”
+
+“That,” replied Hwa-mei modestly, “will provide the matter for an
+autumn tale, when seated around a pine-cone fire. In the meanwhile
+this protracted ordeal takes an ambiguous bend.”
+
+“To what further end does the malignity of the ill-made Ming-shu now
+shape itself? Should it entail a second peril to your head--”
+
+“The one whom you so justly name fades for a moment out of our
+concern. Burdened with a secret mission he journeys to Hing-poo, nor
+does the Mandarin Shan Tien hold another court until the day of his
+return.”
+
+“That gives a breathing space of time to our ambitions?”
+
+“So much is assured. Yet even in that a subtle danger lurks. Certain
+contingencies have become involved in the recital of your admittedly
+ingenious stories which the future unfolding of events may not always
+justify. For instance, the very speculative Shan Tien, casting his
+usual moderate limit to the skies, has accepted the Luminous Insect as
+a beckoning omen, and immersed himself deeply in the chances of every
+candidate bearing the name of Lao, Ting, Li, Tzu, Sung, Chu, Wang or
+Chin. Should all these fail incapably at the trials a very undignified
+period in the Mandarin’s general manner of expressing himself may
+intervene.”
+
+“Had the time at the disposal of this person been sufficiently
+enlarged he would not have omitted the various maxims arising from the
+tale,” admitted Kai Lung, with a shadow of remorse. “That suited to
+the need of a credulous and ill-balanced mind would doubtless be the
+proverb: ‘He who believes in gambling will live to sell his sandals.’
+It is regrettable if the well-intending Mandarin took the wrong one.
+Fortunately another moon will fade before the results are known--”
+
+“In the meantime,” continued the maiden, indicating by a glance that
+what she had to relate was more essential to the requirements of the
+moment than anything he was saying: “Shan Tien is by no means
+indisposed towards your cause. Your unassuming attitude and deep
+research have enlarged your wisdom in his eyes. To-morrow he will send
+for you to lean upon your well-stored mind.”
+
+“Is the emergency one for which any special preparation is required?”
+ questioned Kai Lung.
+
+“That is the message of my warning. Of late a company of grateful
+friends has given the Mandarin an inlaid coffin to mark the sense of
+their indebtedness, the critical nature of the times rendering the
+gift peculiarly appropriate. Thus provided, Shan Tien has cast his
+eyes around to secure a burial robe worthy of the casket. The
+merchants proffer many, each endowed with all the qualities, but
+meanwhile doubts arise, and now Shan Tien would turn to you to learn
+what is the true and ancient essential of the garment, and wherein its
+virtue should reside.”
+
+“The call will not find me inept,” replied Kai Lung. “The story of
+Wang Ho--”
+
+“It is enough,” exclaimed the maiden warningly. “The time for
+wandering together in the garden of the imagination has not yet
+arrived. Ming-shu’s feet are on a journey, it is true, but his eyes
+are doubtless left behind. Until a like hour to-morrow gladdens our
+expectant gaze, farewell!”
+
+On the following day, at about the stroke of the usual court, Li-loe
+approached Kai Lung with a grievous look.
+
+“Alas, manlet,” he exclaimed, “here is one direct from the presence of
+our high commander, requiring you against his thumb-signed bond. Go
+you must, and that alone, whether it be for elevation on a tree or on
+a couch. Out of an insatiable friendship this one would accompany you,
+were it possible, equally to hold your hand if you are to die or hold
+your cup if you are to feast. Yet touching that same cask of hidden
+wine there is still time--”
+
+“Cease, mooncalf,” replied Kai Lung reprovingly. “This is but an eddy
+on the surface of a moving stream. It comes, it goes; and the waters
+press on as before.”
+
+Then Kai Lung, neither bound nor wearing the wooden block, was led
+into the presence of Shan Tien, and allowed to seat himself upon the
+floor as though he plied his daily trade.
+
+“Sooner or later it will certainly devolve upon this person to condemn
+you to a violent end,” remarked the far-seeing Mandarin reassuringly.
+“In the ensuing interval, however, there is no need for either of us
+to dwell upon what must be regarded as an unpleasant necessity.”
+
+“Yet no crime has been committed, beneficence,” Kai Lung ventured to
+protest; “nor in his attitude before your virtuous self has this one
+been guilty of any act of disrespect.”
+
+“You have shown your mind to be both wide and deep, and suitably
+lined,” declared Shan Tien, dexterously avoiding the weightier part of
+the story-teller’s plea. “A question now arises as to the efficacy of
+embroidered coffin cloths, and wherein their potent merit lies. Out of
+your well-stored memory declare your knowledge of this sort, conveying
+the solid information in your usual palatable way.”
+
+“I bow, High Excellence,” replied Kai Lung. “This concerns the story
+of Wang Ho.”
+
+
+ The Story of Wang Ho and the Burial Robe
+
+There was a time when it did not occur to anyone in this pure and
+enlightened Empire to question the settled and existing order of
+affairs. It would have been well for the merchant Wang Ho had he lived
+in that happy era. But, indeed, it is now no unheard-of thing for an
+ordinary person to suggest that customs which have been established
+for centuries might with advantage be changed--a form of impiety which
+is in no degree removed from declaring oneself to be wiser or more
+profound than one’s ancestors! Scarcely more seemly is this than
+irregularity in maintaining the Tablets or observing the Rites; and
+how narrow is the space dividing these delinquencies from the actual
+crimes of overturning images, counselling rebellion, joining in
+insurrection and resorting to indiscriminate piracy and bloodshed.
+
+Certainly the merchant Wang Ho would be a thousand taels wealthier
+to-day if he had fully considered this in advance. Nor would Cheng
+Lin--but who attempts to eat an orange without first disposing of the
+peel, or what manner of a dwelling could be erected unless an adequate
+foundation be first provided?
+
+Wang Ho, then, let it be stated, was one who had early in life amassed
+a considerable fortune by advising those whose intention it was to
+hazard their earnings in the State Lotteries as to the numbers that
+might be relied upon to be successful, or, if not actually successful,
+those at least that were not already predestined by malign influences
+to be absolutely incapable of success. These chances Wang Ho at first
+forecast by means of dreams, portents and other manifestations of an
+admittedly supernatural tendency, but as his name grew large and the
+number of his clients increased vastly, while his capacity for
+dreaming remained the same, he found it no less effective to close his
+eyes and to become inspired rapidly of numbers as they were thus
+revealed to him.
+
+Occasionally Wang Ho was the recipient of an appropriate bag of money
+from one who had profited by his advice, but it was not his custom to
+rely upon this contingency as a source of income, nor did he in any
+eventuality return the amount which had been agreed upon (and
+invariably deposited with him in advance) as the reward of his
+inspired efforts. To those who sought him in a contentious spirit,
+inquiring why he did not find it more profitable to secure the prizes
+for himself, Wang Ho replied that his enterprise consisted in
+forecasting the winning numbers for State Lotteries and not in solving
+enigmas, writing deprecatory odes, composing epitaphs or conducting
+any of the other numerous occupations that could be mentioned. As this
+plausible evasion was accompanied by the courteous display of the many
+weapons which he always wore at different convenient points of his
+attire, the incident invariably ended in a manner satisfactory to Wang
+Ho.
+
+Thus positioned Wang Ho prospered, and had in the course of years
+acquired a waist of honourable proportions, when the unrolling course
+of events influenced him to abandon his lucrative enterprise. It was
+not that he failed in any way to become as inspired as before; indeed,
+with increasing practice he attained a fluency that enabled him to
+outdistance every rival, so that on the occasion of one lottery he
+afterwards privately discovered that he had predicted the success of
+every possible combination of numbers, thus enabling those who followed
+his advice (as he did not fail to announce in inscriptions of
+vermilion assurance) to secure--among them--every variety of prize
+offered.
+
+But, about this time, the chief wife of Wang Ho having been greeted
+with amiable condescension by the chief wife of a high official of the
+Province, and therefrom in an almost equal manner by the wives of even
+higher officials, the one in question began to abandon herself to a
+more rapidly outlined manner of existence than formerly, and to
+involve Wang Ho in a like attitude, so that presently this
+ill-considering merchant, who but a short time before would have
+unhesitatingly cast himself bodily to earth on the approach of a city
+magistrate, now acquired the habit of alluding to mandarins in casual
+conversation by names of affectionate abbreviation. Also, being
+advised of the expediency by a voice speaking in an undertone, he
+sought still further to extend beyond himself by suffering his nails
+to grow long and obliterating his name from the public announcements
+upon the city walls.
+
+In spite of this ambitious sacrifice Wang Ho could not entirely shed
+from his habit a propensity to associate with those requiring advice
+on matters involving financial transactions. He could no longer
+conduct enterprises which entailed many clients and the lavish display
+of his name, but in the society of necessitous persons who were
+related to others of distinction he allowed it to be inferred that he
+was benevolently disposed and had a greater sufficiency of taels than
+he could otherwise make use of. He also involved himself, for the
+benefit of those whom he esteemed, in transactions connected with
+pieces of priceless jade, jars of wine of an especially fragrant
+character, and pictures of reputable antiquity. In the written manner
+of these transactions (for it is useless to conceal the fact that Wang
+Ho was incapable of tracing the characters of his own name) he
+employed a youth whom he never suffered to appear from beyond the
+background. Cheng Lin is thus brought naturally and unobtrusively into
+the narrative.
+
+Had Cheng Lin come into the world when a favourably disposed band of
+demons was in the ascendant he would certainly have merited an earlier
+and more embellished appearance in this written chronicle. So far,
+however, nothing but omens of an ill-destined obscurity had beset his
+career. For many years two ambitions alone had contained his mind,
+both inextricably merged into one current and neither with any
+appearance of ever flowing into its desired end. The first was to pass
+the examination of the fourth degree of proficiency in the great
+literary competitions, and thereby qualify for a small official post
+where, in the course of a few years, he might reasonably hope to be
+forgotten in all beyond the detail of being allotted every third moon
+an unostentatious adequacy of taels. This distinction Cheng Lin felt
+to be well within his power of attainment could he but set aside three
+uninterrupted years for study, but to do this would necessitate the
+possession of something like a thousand taels of silver, and Lin might
+as well fix his eyes upon the great sky-lantern itself.
+
+Dependent on this, but in no great degree removed from it, was the
+hope of being able to entwine into that future the actuality of Hsi
+Mean, a very desirable maiden whom it was Cheng Lin’s practice to meet
+by chance on the river bank when his heavily-weighted duties for the
+day were over.
+
+To those who will naturally ask why Cheng Lin, if really sincere in
+his determination, could not imperceptibly acquire even so large a sum
+as a thousand taels while in the house of the wealthy Wang Ho,
+immersed as the latter person was with the pursuit of the full face of
+high mandarins and further embarrassed by a profuse illiteracy, it
+should be sufficient to apply the warning: “Beware of helping yourself
+to corn from the manger of the blind mule.”
+
+In spite of his preoccupation Wang Ho never suffered his mind to
+wander when sums of money were concerned, and his inability to express
+himself by written signs only engendered in his alert brain an
+ever-present decision not to be entrapped by their use. Frequently,
+Cheng Lin found small sums of money lying in such a position as to
+induce the belief that they had been forgotten, but upon examining
+them closely he invariably found upon them marks by which they could
+be recognized if the necessity arose; he therefore had no hesitation
+in returning them to Wang Ho with a seemly reference to the extreme
+improbability of the merchant actually leaving money thus unguarded,
+and to the lack of respect which it showed to Cheng Lin himself to
+expect that a person of his integrity should be tempted by so
+insignificant an amount. Wang Ho always admitted the justice of the
+reproach, but he did not on any future occasion materially increase
+the sum in question, so that it is to be doubted if his heart was
+sincere.
+
+It was on the evening of such an incident that Lin walked with Mean by
+the side of the lotus-burdened Hoang-keng expressing himself to the
+effect that instead of lilies her hair was worthy to be bound up with
+pearls of a like size, and that beneath her feet there should be
+spread a carpet not of verdure, but of the finest Chang-hi silk,
+embroidered with five-clawed dragons and other emblems of royal
+authority, nor was Mean in any way displeased by this indication of
+extravagant taste on her lover’s part, though she replied:
+
+“The only jewels that this person desires are the enduring glances of
+pure affection with which you, O my phoenix one, entwined the lilies
+about her hair, and the only carpet that she would crave would be the
+embroidered design created by the four feet of the two persons who are
+now conversing together for ever henceforth walking in uninterrupted
+harmony.”
+
+“Yet, alas!” exclaimed Lin, “that enchanting possibility seems to be
+more remotely positioned than ever. Again has the clay-souled Wang Ho,
+on the pretext that he can no longer make his in and out taels meet,
+sought to diminish the monthly inadequacy of cash with which he
+rewards this person’s conscientious services.”
+
+“Undoubtedly that opaque-eyed merchant will shortly meet a revengeful
+fire-breathing vampire when walking alone on the edge of a narrow
+precipice,” exclaimed Mean sympathetically. “Yet have you pressingly
+laid the facts before the spirits of your distinguished ancestors with
+a request for their direct intervention?”
+
+“The expedient has not been neglected,” replied Lin, “and appropriate
+sacrifices have accompanied the request. But even while in the form of
+an ordinary existence the venerable ones in question were becoming
+distant in their powers of hearing, and doubtless with increasing
+years the ineptitude has grown. It would almost seem that in the case
+of a person so obtuse as Wang Ho is, more direct means would have to
+be employed.”
+
+“It is well said,” assented Mean, “that those who are unmoved by the
+threat of a vat of flaming sulphur in the Beyond, rend the air if they
+chance to step on a burning cinder here on earth.”
+
+“The suggestion is a timely one,” replied Lin. “Wang Ho’s weak spot
+lies between his hat and his sandals. Only of late, feeling the
+natural infirmities of time pressing about him, he has expended a
+thousand taels in the purchase of an elaborate burial robe, which he
+wears on every fit occasion, so that the necessity for its ultimate
+use may continue to be remote.”
+
+“A thousand taels!” repeated Mean. “With that sum you could--”
+
+“Assuredly. The coincidence may embody something in the nature of an
+omen favourable to ourselves. At the moment, however, this person has
+not any clear-cut perception of how the benefit may be attained.”
+
+“The amount referred to has already passed into the hands of the
+merchant in burial robes?”
+
+“Irrevocably. In the detail of the transference of actual sums of
+money Wang Ho walks hand in hand with himself from door to door. The
+pieces of silver are by this time beneath the floor of Shen Heng’s
+inner chamber.”
+
+“Shen Heng?”
+
+“The merchant in silk and costly fabrics, who lives beneath the sign
+of the Golden Abacus. It was from him--”
+
+“Truly. It is for him that this person’s sister Min works the finest
+embroideries. Doubtless this very robe--”
+
+“It is of blue silk edged with sand pearls in a line of three depths.
+Felicitations on long life and a list of the most venerable persons of
+all times serve to remind the controlling deities to what length human
+endurance can proceed if suitably encouraged. These are designed in
+letters of threaded gold. Inferior spirits are equally invoked in
+characters of silver.”
+
+“The description is sharp-pointed. It is upon this robe that the one
+referred to has been ceaselessly engaged for several moons. On account
+of her narrow span of years, no less than her nimble-jointed
+dexterity, she is justly esteemed among those whose wares are
+guaranteed to be permeated with the spirit of rejuvenation.”
+
+“Thereby enabling the enterprising Shen Heng to impose a special
+detail into his account: ‘For employing the services of one who will
+embroider into the fabric of the robe the vital principles of youth
+and long-life-to-come--an added fifty taels.’ Did she of your house
+benefit to a proportionate extent?”
+
+Mean indicated a contrary state of things by a graceful movement of
+her well-arranged eyebrows.
+
+“Not only that,” she added, “but the sordid-minded Shen Heng, on a
+variety of pretexts, has diminished the sum Min was to receive at the
+completion of the work, until that which should have required a full
+hand to grasp could be efficiently covered by two attenuated fingers.
+From this cause Min is vindictively inclined towards him and,
+steadfastly refusing to bend her feet in the direction of his
+workshop, she has, between one melancholy and another, involved
+herself in a dark distemper.”
+
+As Mean unfolded the position lying between her sister Min and the
+merchant Shen Heng, Lin grew thoughtful, and, although it was not his
+nature to express the changing degrees of emotion by varying the
+appearance of his face, he did not conceal from Mean that her words
+had fastened themselves upon his imagination.
+
+“Let us rest here a while,” he suggested presently. “That which you
+say, added to what I already know, may, under the guidance of a
+sincere mind, put a much more rainbow-like outlook on our combined
+future than hitherto appeared probable.”
+
+So they composed themselves about the bank of the river, while Lin
+questioned her more closely as to those things of which she had
+spoken. Finally, he laid certain injunctions upon her for her
+immediate guidance. Then, it being now the hour of middle light, they
+returned, Mean accompanying her voice to the melody of stringed wood,
+as she related songs of those who have passed through great endurances
+to a state of assured contentment. To Lin it seemed as though the city
+leapt forward to meet them, so narrow was the space of time involved
+in reaching it.
+
+A few days later Wang Ho was engaged in the congenial occupation of
+marking a few pieces of brass cash before secreting them where Cheng
+Lin must inevitably displace them, when the person in question quietly
+stood before him. Thereupon Wang Ho returned the money to his inner
+sleeve, ineptly remarking that when the sun rose it was futile to
+raise a lantern to the sky to guide the stars.
+
+“Rather is it said, ‘From three things cross the road to avoid: a
+falling tree, your chief and second wives whispering in agreement, and
+a goat wearing a leopard’s tail,’” replied Lin, thus rebuking Wang Ho,
+not only for his crafty intention, but also as to the obtuseness of
+the proverb he had quoted. “Nevertheless, O Wang Ho, I approach you on
+a matter of weighty consequence.”
+
+“To-morrow approaches,” replied the merchant evasively. “If it
+concerns the detail of the reduction of your monthly adequacy, my word
+has become unbending iron.”
+
+“It is written: ‘Cho Sing collected feathers to make a garment for his
+canary when it began to moult,’” replied Lin acquiescently. “The care
+of so insignificant a person as myself may safely be left to the
+Protecting Forces, esteemed. This matter touches your own condition.”
+
+“In that case you cannot be too specific.” Wang Ho lowered himself
+into a reclining couch, thereby indicating that the subject was not
+one for hasty dismissal, at the same time motioning to Lin that he
+should sit upon the floor. “Doubtless you have some remunerative form
+of enterprise to suggest to me?”
+
+“Can a palsied finger grasp a proffered coin? The matter strikes more
+deeply at your very existence, honoured chief.”
+
+“Alas!” exclaimed Wang Ho, unable to retain the usual colour of his
+appearance, “the attention of a devoted servant is somewhat like
+Tohen-hi Yang’s spiked throne--it torments those whom it supports.
+However, the word has been spoken--let the sentence be filled in.”
+
+“The full roundness of your illustrious outline is as a display of
+coloured lights to gladden my commonplace vision,” replied Lin
+submissively. “Admittedly of late, however, an element of dampness has
+interfered with the brilliance of the display.”
+
+“Speak clearly and regardless of polite evasion,” commanded Wang Ho.
+“My internal organs have for some time suspected that hostile
+influences were at work. For how long have you noticed this, as it may
+be expressed, falling off?”
+
+“My mind is as refined crystal before your compelling glance,”
+ admitted Lin. “Ever since it has been your custom to wear the funeral
+robe fashioned by Shen Heng has your noble shadow suffered erosion.”
+
+This answer, converging as it did upon the doubts that had already
+assailed the merchant’s satisfaction, convinced him of Cheng Lin’s
+discrimination, while it increased his own suspicion. He had for some
+little time found that after wearing the robe he invariably suffered
+pangs that could only be attributed to the influence of malign and
+obscure Beings. It is true that the occasions of his wearing the robe
+were elaborate and many-coursed feasts, when he and his guests had
+partaken lavishly of birds’ nests, sharks’ fins, sea snails and other
+viands of a rich and glutinous nature. But if he could not both wear
+the funeral robe and partake unstintingly of well-spiced food, the
+harmonious relation of things was imperilled; and, as it was since the
+introduction of the funeral robe into his habit that matters had
+assumed a more poignant phase, it was clear that the influence of the
+funeral robe was at the root of the trouble.
+
+“Yet,” protested Wang Ho, “the Mandarin Ling-ni boasts that he has
+already lengthened the span of his natural life several years by such
+an expedient, and my friend the high official T’cheng asserts that,
+while wearing a much less expensive robe than mine, he feels the
+essence of an increased vitality passing continuously into his being.
+Why, then, am I marked out for this infliction, Cheng Lin?”
+
+“Revered,” replied Lin, with engaging candour, “the inconveniences of
+living in a country so densely populated with demons, vampires,
+spirits, ghouls, dragons, omens, forces and influences, both good and
+bad, as our own unapproachably favoured Empire is, cannot be evaded
+from one end of life to the other. How much greater is the difficulty
+when the prescribed forms for baffling the ill-disposed among the
+unseen appear to have been wrongly angled by those framing the Rites!”
+
+Wang Ho made a gesture of despair. It conveyed to Lin’s mind the wise
+reminder of N’sy-hing: “When one is inquiring for a way to escape from
+an advancing tiger, flowers of speech assume the form of noisome
+bird-weed.” He therefore continued:
+
+“Hitherto it has been assumed that for a funeral robe to exercise its
+most beneficial force it should be the work of a maiden of immature
+years, the assumption being that, having a prolonged period of
+existence before her, the influence of longevity would pass through
+her fingers into the garment and in turn fortify the wearer.”
+
+“Assuredly,” agreed Wang Ho anxiously. “Thus was the analogy outlined
+to me by one skilled in the devices, and the logic of it seems
+unassailable.”
+
+“Yet,” objected Lin, with sympathetic concern in his voice, “how
+unfortunate must be the position of a person involved in a robe that
+has been embroidered by one who, instead of a long life, has been
+marked out by the Destinies for premature decay and an untimely death!
+For in that case the influence--”
+
+“Such instances,” interrupted Wang Ho, helping himself profusely to
+rice-spirit from a jar near at hand, “must providentially be of rare
+occurrence?”
+
+“Esteemed head,” replied Lin, helping Wang Ho to yet another
+superfluity of rice-spirit, “there are moments when it behoves each of
+us to maintain an unflaccid outline. Suspecting the true cause of your
+declining radiance, I have, at an involved expenditure of seven taels
+and three hand counts of brash cash, pursued this matter to its
+ultimate source. The robe in question owes its attainment to one Min,
+of the obscure house of Hsi, who recently ceased to have an existence
+while her years yet numbered short of a score. Not only was it the last
+work upon which she was engaged, but so closely were the two
+identified that her abrupt Passing Beyond must certainly exercise a
+corresponding effect upon any subsequent wearer.”
+
+“Alas!” exclaimed Wang Ho, feeling many of the symptoms of contagion
+already manifesting themselves about his body. “Was the infliction of
+a painless nature?”
+
+“As to whether it was leprosy, the spotted plague, or acute demoniacal
+possession, the degraded Shen Heng maintains an unworthy silence.
+Indeed, at the mention of Hsi Min’s name he wraps his garment about
+his head and rolls upon the floor--from which the worst may be
+inferred. They of Min’s house, however, are less capable of guile, and
+for an adequate consideration, while not denying that Shen Heng has
+paid them to maintain a stealthy silence, they freely admit that the
+facts are as they have been stated.”
+
+“In that case, Shen Heng shall certainly return the thousand taels in
+exchange for this discreditable burial robe,” exclaimed Wang Ho
+vindictively.
+
+“Venerated personality,” said Lin, with unabated loyalty, “the
+essential part of the development is to safeguard your own
+incomparable being against every danger. Shen Heng may be safely left
+to the avenging demons that are ever lying in wait for the
+contemptible.”
+
+“The first part of your remark is inspired,” agreed Wang Ho, his
+incapable mind already beginning to assume a less funereal forecast.
+“Proceed, regardless of all obstacles.”
+
+“Consider the outcome of publicly compelling Shen Heng to undo the
+transaction, even if it could be legally achieved! Word of the
+calamity would pass on heated breath, each succeeding one becoming
+more heavily embroidered than the robe itself. The yamens and palaces
+of your distinguished friends would echo with the once honoured name
+of Wang Ho, now associated with every form of malignant distemper and
+impending fate. All would hasten to withdraw themselves from the
+contagion of your overhanging end.”
+
+“Am I, then,” demanded Wang Ho, “to suffer the loss of a thousand
+taels and retain an inadequate and detestable burial robe that will
+continue to exercise its malign influence over my being?”
+
+“By no means,” replied Lin confidently. “But be warned by the precept:
+‘Do not burn down your house in order to inconvenience even your chief
+wife’s mother.’ Sooner or later a relation of Shen Heng’s will turn
+his steps towards your inner office. You can then, without undue
+effort, impose on him the thousand taels that you have suffered loss
+from those of his house. In the meantime a device must be sought for
+exchanging your dangerous but imposing-looking robe for one of proved
+efficiency.”
+
+“It begins to assume a definite problem in this person’s mind as to
+whether such a burial robe exists,” declared Wang Ho stubbornly.
+
+“Yet it cannot be denied, when a reliable system is adopted in the
+fabrication,” protested Lin. “For a score and five years the one to
+whom this person owes his being has worn such a robe.”
+
+“To what age did your venerated father attain?” inquired the merchant,
+with courteous interest.
+
+“Fourscore years and three parts of yet another score.”
+
+“And the robe in question eventually accompanied him when he Passed
+Beyond?”
+
+“Doubtless it will. He is still wearing it,” replied Lin, as one who
+speaks of casual occurrences.
+
+“Is he, then, at so advanced an age, in the state of an ordinary
+existence?”
+
+“Assuredly. Fortified by the virtue emanating from the garment
+referred to, it is his deliberate intention to continue here for yet
+another score of years at least.”
+
+“But if such robes are of so dubious a nature how can reliance be
+placed on any one?”
+
+“Esteemed,” replied Lin, “it is a matter that has long been suspected
+among the observant. Unfortunately, the Ruby Buttons of the past
+mistakenly formulated that the essence of continuous existence was
+imparted to a burial robe through the hands of a young maiden--hence
+so many deplorable experiences. The proper person to be so employed is
+undoubtedly one of ripe attainment, for only thereby can the claim to
+possess the vital principle be assured.”
+
+“Was the robe which has so effectively sustained your meritorious
+father thus constructed?” inquired Wang Ho, inviting Lin to recline
+himself upon a couch by a gesture as of one who discovers for the
+first time that an honoured guest has been overlooked.
+
+“It is of ancient make, and thereby in the undiscriminating eye
+perhaps somewhat threadbare; but to the desert-traveller all wells are
+sparkling,” replied Lin. “A venerable woman, inspired of certain magic
+wisdom, which she wove into the texture, to the exclusion of the
+showier qualities, designed it at the age of threescore years and
+three short of another score. She was engaged upon its fabrication yet
+another seven, and finally Passed Upwards at an attainment of three
+hundred and thirty-three years, three moons, and three days, thus
+conforming to all the principles of allowed witchcraft.”
+
+“Cheng Lin,” said Wang Ho amiably, pouring out for the one whom he
+addressed a full measure of rice-spirit, “the duty that an obedient
+son owes even to a grasping and self-indulgent father has in the past
+been pressed to a too-conspicuous front, at the expense of the
+harmonious relation that should exist between a comfortably-positioned
+servant and a generous and broad-minded master. Now in the matter of
+these two coffin cloths--”
+
+“My ears are widely opened towards your auspicious words,
+benevolence,” replied Lin.
+
+“You, Cheng Lin, are still too young to be concerned with the question
+of Passing Beyond; your imperishable father is, one is compelled to
+say, already old enough to go. As regards both persons, therefore, the
+assumed virtue of one burial robe above another should be merely a
+matter of speculative interest. Now if some arrangement should be
+suggested, not unprofitable to yourself, by which one robe might be
+imperceptibly substituted for another--and, after all, one burial robe
+is very like another--”
+
+“The prospect of deceiving a trustful and venerated sire is so ignoble
+that scarcely any material gain would be a fitting compensation--were
+it not for the fact that an impending loss of vision renders the
+deception somewhat easy to accomplish. Proceed, therefore,
+munificence, towards a precise statement of your open-handed
+prodigality.”
+ *
+
+Indescribable was the bitterness of Shen Heng’s throat when Cheng Lin
+unfolded his burden and revealed the Wang Ho thousand-tael burial
+robe, with an unassuming request for the return of the purchase money,
+either in gold or honourable paper, as the article was found
+unsuitable. Shen Heng shook the rafters of the Golden Abacus with
+indignation, and called upon his domestic demons, the spirits of
+eleven generations of embroidering ancestors, and the illuminated
+tablets containing the High Code and Authority of the Distinguished
+Brotherhood of Coffin Cloth and Burial Robe Makers in protest against
+so barbarous an innovation.
+
+Bowing repeatedly and modestly expressing himself to the effect that
+it was incredible that he was not justly struck dead before the
+sublime spectacle of Shen Heng’s virtuous indignation, Cheng Lin
+carefully produced the written lines of the agreement, gently
+directing the Distinguished Brother’s fire-kindling eyes to an
+indicated detail. It was a provision that the robe should be returned
+and the purchase money restored if the garment was not all that was
+therein stipulated: with his invariable painstaking loyalty Lin had
+insisted upon this safeguard when he drew up the form, although,
+probably from a disinclination to extol his own services, he had
+omitted mentioning the fact to Wang Ho in their recent conversation.
+
+With deprecating firmness Lin directed Shen Heng’s reluctant eyes to
+another line--the unfortunate exaction of fifty taels in return for
+the guarantee that the robe should be permeated with the spirit of
+rejuvenation. As the undoubted embroiderer of the robe--one Min of the
+family of Hsi--had admittedly Passed Beyond almost with the last
+stitch, it was evident that she could only have conveyed by her touch
+an entirely contrary emanation. If, as Shen Heng never ceased to
+declare, Min was still somewhere alive, let her be produced and a
+fitting token of reconciliation would be forthcoming; otherwise,
+although with the acutest reluctance, it would be necessary to carry
+the claim to the court of the chief District Mandarin, and (Cheng Lin
+trembled at the sacrilegious thought) it would be impossible to
+conceal the fact that Shen Heng employed persons of inauspicious omen,
+and the high repute of coffin cloths from the Golden Abacus would be
+lost. The hint arrested Shen Heng’s fingers in the act of tearing out
+a handful of his beautiful pigtail. For the first time he noticed,
+with intense self-reproach, that Lin was not reclining on a couch.
+
+The amiable discussion that followed, conducted with discriminating
+dignity by Shen Heng and conscientious humility on the part of Cheng
+Lin, extended from one gong-stroke before noon until close upon the
+time for the evening rice. The details arrived at were that Shen Heng
+should deliver to Lin eight-hundred and seventy-five taels against the
+return of the robe. He would also press upon that person a silk purse
+with an onyx clasp, containing twenty-five taels, as a deliberate mark
+of his individual appreciation and quite apart from anything to do
+with the transaction on hand. All suggestions of anything other than
+the strictest high-mindedness were withdrawn from both sides. In order
+that the day should not be wholly destitute of sunshine at the Golden
+Abacus, Lin declared his intention of purchasing, at a price not
+exceeding three taels and a half, the oldest and most unattractive
+burial robe that the stock contained. So moved was Shen Heng by this
+delicate consideration that he refused to accept more than two taels
+and three-quarters. Moreover, he added for Lin’s acceptance a small
+jar of crystallized limpets.
+
+To those short-sighted ones who profess to discover in the conduct of
+Cheng Lin (now an official of the seventeenth grade and drawing his
+quarterly sufficiency of taels in a distant province) something not
+absolutely honourably arranged, it is only necessary to display the
+ultimate end as it affected those persons in any way connected.
+
+Wang Ho thus obtained a burial robe in which he was able to repose
+absolute confidence. Doubtless it would have sustained him to an
+advanced age had he not committed self-ending, in the ordinary way of
+business, a few years later.
+
+Shen Heng soon disposed of the returned garment for two thousand taels
+to a person who had become prematurely wealthy owing to the distressed
+state of the Empire. In addition he had sold, for more than two taels,
+a robe which he had no real expectation of ever selling at all.
+
+Min, made welcome at the house of Mean and Lin, removed with them to
+that distant province. There she found that the remuneration for
+burial robe embroidery was greater than she had ever obtained before.
+With the money thus amassed she was able to marry an official of noble
+rank.
+
+The father of Cheng Lin had passed into the Upper Air many years
+before the incidents with which this related narrative concerns
+itself. He is thus in no way affected. But Lin did not neglect, in the
+time of his prosperity, to transmit to him frequent sacrifices of
+seasonable delicacies suited to his condition.
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER VIII
+
+ The Timely Disputation among Those of an
+ Inner Chamber of Yu-ping
+
+For the space of three days Ming-shu remained absent from Yu-ping, and
+the affections of Kai Lung and Hwa-mei prospered. On the evening of
+the third day the maiden stood beneath the shutter with a more
+definite look, and Kai Lung understood that a further period of
+unworthy trial was now at hand.
+
+“Behold!” she explained, “at dawn the corrupt Ming-shu will pass
+within our gates again, nor is it prudent to assume that his enmity
+has lessened.”
+
+“On the contrary,” replied Kai Lung, “like that unnatural reptile that
+lives on air, his malice will have grown upon the voidness of its
+cause. As the wise Ling-kwang remarks: ‘He who plants a vineyard with
+one hand--’”
+
+“Assuredly, beloved,” interposed Hwa-mei dexterously. “But our
+immediate need is less to describe Ming-shu’s hate in terms of
+classical analogy than to find a potent means of baffling its venom.”
+
+“You are all-wise as usual,” confessed Kai Lung, with due humility. “I
+will restrain my much too verbose tongue.”
+
+“The invading Banners from the north have for the moment failed and
+those who drew swords in their cause are flying to the hills. In
+Yu-ping, therefore, loyalty wears a fully round face and about the
+yamen of Shan Tien men speak almost in set terms. While these
+conditions prevail, justice will continue to be administered precisely
+as before. We have thus nothing to hope in that direction.”
+
+“Yet in the ideal state of purity aimed at by the illustrious founders
+of our race--” began Kai Lung, and ceased abruptly, remembering.
+
+“As it is, we are in the state of Tsin in the fourteenth of the
+heaven-sent Ching,” retorted Hwa-mei capably. “The insatiable Ming-shu
+will continue to seek your life, calling to his aid every degraded
+subterfuge. When the nature of these can be learned somewhat in
+advance, as the means within my power have hitherto enabled us to do,
+a trusty shield is raised in your defence.”
+
+Kai Lung would have spoken of the length and the breadth of his
+indebtedness, but she who stood below did not encourage this.
+
+“Ming-shu’s absence makes this plan fruitless here to-day, and as a
+consequence he may suddenly disclose a subtle snare to which your feet
+must bend. In this emergency my strategy has been towards safeguarding
+your irreplaceable life to-morrow at all hazard. Should this avail,
+Ming-shu’s later schemes will present no baffling veil.”
+
+“Your virtuous little finger is as strong as Ming-shu’s offensive
+thumb,” remarked Kai Lung. “This person has no fear.”
+
+“Doubtless,” acquiesced Hwa-mei. “But she who has spun the thread
+knows the weakness of the net. Heed well to the end that no ineptness
+may arise. Shan Tien of late extols your art, claiming that in every
+circumstance you have a story fitted to the need.”
+
+“He measures with a golden rule,” agreed Kai Lung. “Left to himself,
+Shan Tien is a just, if superficial, judge.”
+
+The knowledge of this boast, Hwa-mei continued to relate, had spread
+to the inner chambers of the yamen, where the lesser ones vied with
+each other in proclaiming the merit of the captive minstrel. Amid this
+eulogy Hwa-mei moved craftily and played an insidious part, until she
+who was their appointed head was committed to the claim. Then the
+maiden raised a contentious voice.
+
+“Our lord’s trout were ever salmon,” she declared, “and lo! here is
+another great and weighty fish! Assuredly no living man is thus and
+thus; or are the T’ang epicists returned to earth? Truly our noble one
+is easily pleased--in many ways!” With these well-fitted words she
+fixed her eyes upon the countenance of Shan Tien’s chief wife and
+waited.
+
+“The sun shines through his words and the moon adorns his utterances,”
+ replied the chief wife, with unswerving loyalty, though she added, no
+less suitably: “That one should please him easily and another therein
+fail, despite her ceaseless efforts, is as the Destinies provide.”
+
+“You are all-seeing,” admitted Hwa-mei generously; “nor is a locked
+door any obstacle to your discovering eye. Let this arisement be
+submitted to a facile test. Dependent from my ill-formed ears are
+rings of priceless jade that have ever tinged your thoughts, while
+about your shapely neck is a crystal charm, to which an unclouded
+background would doubtless give some lustre. I will set aside the
+rings and thou shalt set aside the charm. Then, at a chosen time, this
+vaunted one shall attend before us here, and I having disclosed the
+substance of a theme, he shall make good the claim. If he so does,
+capably and without delay, thou shalt possess the jewels. But if, in
+the judgment of these around, he shall fail therein, then are both
+jewels mine. Is it so agreed?”
+
+“It is agreed!” cried those who were the least concerned, seeing some
+entertainment to themselves. “Shall the trial take place at once?”
+
+“Not so,” replied Hwa-mei. “A sufficient space must be allowed for
+this one wherein to select the matter of the test. To-morrow let it
+be, before the hour of evening rice. And thou?”
+
+“Inasmuch as it will enlarge the prescience of our lord in minds that
+are light and vaporous, I also do consent,” replied the chief wife.
+“Yet must he too be of our company, to be witness of the upholding of
+his word and, if need be, to cast a decisive voice.”
+
+“Thus,” continued Hwa-mei, as she narrated these events, “Shan Tien
+is committed to the trial and thereby he must preserve you until that
+hour. Tell me now the answer to the test, that I may frame the
+question to agree.”
+
+Kai Lung thought a while, then said:
+
+“There is the story of Chang Tao. It concerns one who, bidden to do an
+impossible task, succeeded though he failed, and shows how two
+identically similar beings may be essentially diverse. To this should
+be subjoined the apophthegm that that which we are eager to obtain may
+be that which we have striven to avoid.”
+
+“It suffices,” agreed Hwa-mei. “Bear well your part.”
+
+“Still,” suggested Kai Lung, hoping to detain her retiring footsteps
+for yet another span, “were it not better that I should fall short at
+the test, thus to enlarge your word before your fellows?”
+
+“And in so doing demean yourself, darken the face of Shan Tien’s
+present regard, and alienate all those who stand around! O most obtuse
+Kai Lung!”
+
+“I will then bare my throat,” confessed Kai Lung. “The barbed thought
+had assailed my mind that perchance the rings of precious jade lay
+coiled around your heart. Thus and thus I spoke.”
+
+“Thus also will I speak,” replied Hwa-mei, and her uplifted eyes held
+Kai Lung by the inner fibre of his being. “Did I value them as I do,
+and were they a single hair of my superfluous head, the whole head
+were freely offered to a like result.”
+
+With these noticeable words, which plainly testified the strength of
+her emotion, the maiden turned and hastened on her way, leaving Kai
+Lung gazing from the shutter in a very complicated state of
+disquietude.
+
+
+ The Story of Chang Tao, Melodious Vision and the Dragon
+
+After Chang Tao had reached the age of manhood his grandfather took
+him apart one day and spoke of a certain matter, speaking as a
+philosopher whose mind has at length overflowed.
+
+“Behold!” he said, when they were at a discreet distance aside, “your
+years are now thus and thus, but there are still empty chairs where
+there should be occupied cradles in your inner chamber, and the only
+upraised voice heard in this spacious residence is that of your
+esteemed father repeating the Analects. The prolific portion of the
+tree of our illustrious House consists of its roots; its existence
+onwards narrows down to a single branch which as yet has put forth no
+blossoms.”
+
+“The loftiest tower rises from the ground,” remarked Chang Tao
+evasively, not wishing to implicate himself on either side as yet.
+
+“Doubtless; and as an obedient son it is commendable that you should
+close your ears, but as a discriminating father there is no reason why
+I should not open my mouth,” continued the venerable Chang in a voice
+from which every sympathetic modulation was withdrawn. “It is
+admittedly a meritorious resolve to devote one’s existence to
+explaining the meaning of a single obscure passage of one of the Odes,
+but if the detachment necessary to the achievement results in a
+hitherto carefully-preserved line coming to an incapable end, it would
+have been more satisfactory to the dependent shades of our revered
+ancestors that the one in question should have collected street
+garbage rather than literary instances, or turned somersaults in place
+of the pages of the Classics, had he but given his first care to
+providing you with a wife and thereby safeguarding our unbroken
+continuity.”
+
+“My father is all-wise,” ventured Chang Tao dutifully, but observing
+the nature of the other’s expression he hastened to add considerately,
+“but my father’s father is even wiser.”
+
+“Inevitably,” assented the one referred to; “not merely because he is
+the more mature by a generation, but also in that he is thereby nearer
+to the inspired ancients in whom the Cardinal Principles reside.”
+
+“Yet, assuredly, there must be occasional exceptions to this rule of
+progressive deterioration?” suggested Chang Tao, feeling that the
+process was not without a definite application to himself.
+
+“Not in our pure and orthodox line,” replied the other person firmly.
+“To suggest otherwise is to admit the possibility of a son being the
+superior of his own father, and to what a discordant state of things
+would that contention lead! However immaturely you may think at
+present, you will see the position at its true angle when you have
+sons of your own.”
+
+“The contingency is not an overhanging one,” said Chang Tao. “On the
+last occasion when I reminded my venerated father of my age and
+unmarried state, he remarked that, whether he looked backwards or
+forwards, extinction seemed to be the kindest destiny to which our
+House could be subjected.”
+
+“Originality, carried to the length of eccentricity, is a censurable
+accomplishment in one of official rank,” remarked the elder Chang
+coldly. “Plainly it is time that I should lengthen the authority of my
+own arm very perceptibly. If a father is so neglectful of his duty, it
+is fitting that a grandfather should supply his place. This person
+will himself procure a bride for you without delay.”
+
+“The function might perhaps seem an unusual one,” suggested Chang Tao,
+who secretly feared the outcome of an enterprise conducted under these
+auspices.
+
+“So, admittedly, are the circumstances. What suitable maiden suggests
+herself to your doubtless better-informed mind? Is there one of the
+house of Tung?”
+
+“There are eleven,” replied Chang Tao, with a gesture of despair, “all
+reputed to be untiring with their needle, skilled in the frugal
+manipulation of cold rice, devout, discreet in the lines of their
+attire, and so sombre of feature as to be collectively known to the
+available manhood of the city as the Terror that Lurks for the Unwary.
+Suffer not your discriminating footsteps to pause before that house, O
+father of my father! Now had you spoken of Golden Eyebrows, daughter
+of Kuo Wang--”
+
+“It would be as well to open a paper umbrella in a thunderstorm as to
+seek profit from an alliance with Kuo Wang. Crafty and ambitious, he
+is already deep in questionable ventures, and high as he carries his
+head at present, there will assuredly come a day when Kuo Wang will
+appear in public with his feet held even higher than his crown.”
+
+“The rod!” exclaimed Chang Tao in astonishment. “Can it really be that
+one who is so invariably polite to me is not in every way immaculate?”
+
+“Either bamboo will greet his feet or hemp adorn his neck,” persisted
+the other, with a significant movement of his hands in the proximity
+of his throat. “Walk backwards in the direction of that house, son of
+my son. Is there not one Ning of the worthy line of Lo, dwelling
+beneath the emblem of a Sprouting Aloe?”
+
+“Truly,” agreed the youth, “but at an early age she came under the
+malign influence of a spectral vampire, and in order to deceive the
+creature she was adopted to the navigable portion of the river here,
+and being announced as having Passed Above was henceforth regarded as
+a red mullet.”
+
+“Yet in what detail does that deter you?” inquired Chang, for the
+nature of his grandson’s expression betrayed an acute absence of
+enthusiasm towards the maiden thus concerned.
+
+“Perchance the vampire was not deceived after all. In any case this
+person dislikes red mullet,” replied the youth indifferently.
+
+The venerable shook his head reprovingly.
+
+“It is imprudent to be fanciful in matters of business,” he remarked.
+“Lo Chiu, her father, is certainly the possessor of many bars of
+silver, and, as it is truly written: ‘With wealth one may command
+demons; without it one cannot summon even a slave.’”
+
+“It is also said: ‘When the tree is full the doubtful fruit remains
+upon the branch,’” retorted Chang Tao. “Are not maidens in this city
+as the sand upon a broad seashore? If one opens and closes one’s hands
+suddenly out in the Ways on a dark night, the chances are that three
+or four will be grasped. A stone cast at a venture--”
+
+“Peace!” interrupted the elder. “Witless spoke thus even in the days
+of this person’s remote youth--only the virtuous did not then open and
+close their hands suddenly in the Ways on dark nights. Is aught
+reported of the inner affairs of Shen Yi, a rich philosopher who
+dwells somewhat remotely on the Stone Path, out beyond the Seven
+Terraced Bridge?”
+
+Chang Tao looked up with a sharply awakening interest.
+
+“It is well not to forget that one,” he replied. “He is spoken of as
+courteous but reserved, in that he drinks tea with few though his
+position is assured. Is not his house that which fronts on a
+summer-seat domed with red copper?”
+
+“It is the same,” agreed the other. “Speak on.”
+
+“What I recall is meagre and destitute of point. Nevertheless, it so
+chanced that some time ago this person was proceeding along the
+further Stone Path when an aged female mendicant, seated by the
+wayside, besought his charity. Struck by her destitute appearance he
+bestowed upon her a few unserviceable broken cash, such as one retains
+for the indigent, together with an appropriate blessing, when the hag
+changed abruptly into the appearance of a young and alluring maiden,
+who smilingly extended to this one her staff, which had meanwhile
+become a graceful branch of flowering lotus. The manifestation was not
+sustained, however, for as he who is relating the incident would have
+received the proffered flower he found that his hand was closing on
+the neck of an expectant serpent, which held in its mouth an agate
+charm. The damsel had likewise altered, imperceptibly merging into the
+form of an overhanging fig-tree, among whose roots the serpent twined
+itself. When this person would have eaten one of the ripe fruit of the
+tree he found that the skin was filled with a bitter dust, whereupon
+he withdrew, convinced that no ultimate profit was likely to result
+from the encounter. His departure was accompanied by the sound of
+laughter, mocking yet more melodious than a carillon of silver gongs
+hung in a porcelain tower, which seemed to proceed from the
+summer-seat domed with red copper.”
+
+“Some omen doubtless lay within the meeting,” said the elder Chang.
+“Had you but revealed the happening fully on your return, capable
+geomancers might have been consulted. In this matter you have fallen
+short.”
+
+“It is admittedly easier to rule a kingdom than to control one’s
+thoughts,” confessed Chang Tao frankly. “A great storm of wind met
+this person on his way back, and when he had passed through it, all
+recollection of the incident had, for the time, been magically blown
+from his mind.”
+
+“It is now too late to question the augurs. But in the face of so
+involved a portent it would be well to avert all thought from
+Melodious Vision, wealthy Shen Yi’s incredibly attractive daughter.”
+
+“It is unwise to be captious in affairs of negotiation,” remarked the
+young man thoughtfully. “Is the smile of the one referred to such that
+at the vision of it the internal organs of an ordinary person begin to
+clash together, beyond the power of all control?”
+
+“Not in the case of the one who is speaking,” replied the grandfather
+of Chang Tao, “but a very illustrious poet, whom Shen Yi charitably
+employed about his pig-yard, certainly described it as a ripple on the
+surface of a dark lake of wine, when the moon reveals the hidden
+pearls beneath; and after secretly observing the unstudied grace of
+her movements, the most celebrated picture-maker of the province
+burned the implements of his craft, and began life anew as a trainer
+of performing elephants. But when maidens are as numerous as the
+grains of sand--”
+
+“Esteemed,” interposed Chang Tao, with smooth determination, “wisdom
+lurks in the saying: ‘He who considers everything decides nothing.’
+Already this person has spent an unprofitable score of years through
+having no choice in the matter; at this rate he will spend yet another
+score through having too much. Your timely word shall be his beacon.
+Neither the disadvantage of Shen Yi’s oppressive wealth nor the
+inconvenience of Melodious Vision’s excessive beauty shall deter him
+from striving to fulfil your delicately expressed wish.”
+
+“Yet,” objected the elder Chang, by no means gladdened at having the
+decision thus abruptly lifted from his mouth, “so far, only a
+partially formed project--”
+
+“To a thoroughly dutiful grandson half a word from your benevolent
+lips carries further than a full-throated command does from a less
+revered authority.”
+
+“Perchance. This person’s feet, however, are not liable to a similar
+acceleration, and a period of adequate consideration must intervene
+before they are definitely moving in the direction of Shen Yi’s
+mansion. ‘Where the road bends abruptly take short steps,’ Chang Tao.”
+
+“The necessity will be lifted from your venerable shoulders, revered,”
+ replied Chang Tao firmly. “Fortified by your approving choice, this
+person will himself confront Shen Yi’s doubtful countenance, and that
+same bend in the road will be taken at a very sharp angle and upon a
+single foot.”
+
+“In person! It is opposed to the Usages!” exclaimed the venerable; and
+at the contemplation of so undignified a course his voice prudently
+withdrew itself, though his mouth continued to open and close for a
+further period.
+
+“‘As the mountains rise, so the river winds,’” replied Chang Tao, and
+with unquenchable deference he added respectfully as he took his
+leave, “Fear not, eminence; you will yet remain to see five
+generations of stalwart he-children, all pressing forward to worship
+your imperishable memory.”
+
+In such a manner Chang Tao set forth to defy the Usages and--if
+perchance it might be--to speak to Shen Yi face to face of Melodious
+Vision. Yet in this it may be that the youth was not so much hopeful
+of success by his own efforts as that he was certain of failure by the
+elder Chang’s. And in the latter case the person in question might
+then irrevocably contract him to a maiden of the house of Tung, or to
+another equally forbidding. Not inaptly is it written: “To escape from
+fire men will plunge into boiling water.”
+
+Nevertheless, along the Stone Path many doubts and disturbances arose
+within Chang Tao’s mind. It was not in this manner that men of weight
+and dignity sought wives. Even if Shen Yi graciously overlooked the
+absence of polite formality, would not the romantic imagination of
+Melodious Vision be distressed when she learned that she had been
+approached with so indelicate an absence of ceremony? “Here, again,”
+ said Chang Tao’s self-reproach accusingly, “you have, as usual, gone
+on in advance of both your feet and of your head. ‘It is one thing to
+ignore the Rites: it is quite another to expect the gods to ignore the
+Penalties.’ Assuredly you will suffer for it.”
+
+It was at this point that Chang Tao was approached by one who had
+noted his coming from afar, and had awaited him, for passers-by were
+sparse and remote.
+
+“Prosperity attend your opportune footsteps,” said the stranger
+respectfully. “A misbegotten goat-track enticed this person from his
+appointed line by the elusive semblance of an avoided li. Is there,
+within your enlightened knowledge, the house of one Shen Yi, who makes
+a feast to-day, positioned about this inauspicious region? It is
+further described as fronting on a summer-seat domed with red copper.”
+
+“There is such a house as you describe, at no great distance to the
+west,” replied Chang Tao. “But that he marks the day with music had
+not reached these superficial ears.”
+
+“It is but among those of his inner chamber, this being the name-day
+of one whom he would honour in a refined and at the same time
+inexpensive manner. To that end am I bidden.”
+
+“Of what does your incomparable exhibition consist?” inquired Chang
+Tao.
+
+“Of a variety of quite commonplace efforts. It is entitled
+‘Half-a-gong-stroke among the No-realities; or Gravity-removing devoid
+of Inelegance.’ Thus, borrowing the neck-scarf of the most
+dignified-looking among the lesser ones assembled I will at once
+discover among its folds the unsuspected presence of a family of
+tortoises; from all parts of the person of the roundest-bodied
+mandarin available I will control the appearance of an inexhaustible
+stream of copper cash, and beneath the scrutinizing eyes of all a
+bunch of paper chrysanthemums will change into the similitude of a
+crystal bowl in whose clear depth a company of gold and silver carp
+glide from side to side.”
+
+“These things are well enough for the immature, and the sight of an
+unnaturally stout official having an interminable succession of white
+rabbits produced from the various recesses of his waistcloth
+admittedly melts the austerity of the superficial of both sexes. But
+can you, beneath the undeceptive light of day, turn a sere and
+unattractive hag into the substantial image of a young and beguiling
+maiden, and by a further complexity into a fruitful fig-tree; or
+induce a serpent so far to forsake its natural instincts as to poise
+on the extremity of its tail and hold a charm within its mouth?”
+
+“None of these things lies within my admitted powers,” confessed the
+stranger. “To what end does your gracious inquiry tend?”
+
+“It is in the nature of a warning, for within the shadow of the house
+you seek manifestations such as I describe pass almost without remark.
+Indeed it is not unlikely that while in the act of displaying your
+engaging but simple skill you may find yourself transformed into a
+chameleon or saddled with the necessity of finishing your
+gravity-removing entertainment under the outward form of a Manchurian
+ape.”
+
+“Alas!” exclaimed the other. “The eleventh of the moon was ever this
+person’s unlucky day, and he would have done well to be warned by a
+dream in which he saw an unsuspecting kid walk into the mouth of a
+voracious tiger.”
+
+“Undoubtedly the tiger was an allusion to the dangers awaiting you,
+but it is not yet too late for you to prove that you are no kid,”
+ counselled Chang Tao. “Take this piece of silver so that the
+enterprise of the day may not have been unfruitful and depart with all
+speed on a homeward path. He who speaks is going westward, and at the
+lattice of Shen Yi he will not fail to leave a sufficient excuse for
+your no-appearance.”
+
+“Your voice has the compelling ring of authority, beneficence,”
+ replied the stranger gratefully. “The obscure name of the one who
+prostrates himself is Wo, that of his degraded father being Weh. For
+this service he binds his ghost to attend your ghost through three
+cycles of time in the After.”
+
+“It is remitted,” said Chang Tao generously, as he resumed his way.
+“May the path be flattened before your weary feet.”
+
+Thus, unsought as it were, there was placed within Chang Tao’s grasp a
+staff that might haply bear his weight into the very presence of
+Melodious Vision herself. The exact strategy of the undertaking did
+not clearly yet reveal itself, but “When fully ripe the fruit falls of
+its own accord,” and Chang Tao was content to leave such detail to the
+guiding spirits of his destinies. As he approached the outer door he
+sang cheerful ballads of heroic doings, partly because he was glad,
+but also to reassure himself.
+
+“One whom he expects awaits,” he announced to the keeper of the gate.
+“The name of Wo, the son of Weh, should suffice.”
+
+“It does not,” replied the keeper, swinging his roomy sleeve
+specifically. “So far it has an empty, short-stopping sound. It lacks
+sparkle; it has no metallic ring. . . . He sleeps.”
+
+“Doubtless the sound of these may awaken him,” said Chang Tao, shaking
+out a score of cash.
+
+“Pass in munificence. Already his expectant eyes rebuke the unopen
+door.”
+
+Although he had been in a measure prepared by Wo, Chang Tao was
+surprised to find that three persons alone occupied the chamber to
+which he was conducted. Two of these were Shen Yi and a trusted slave;
+at the sight of the third Chang Tao’s face grew very red and the
+deficiencies of his various attributes began to fill his mind with
+dark forebodings, for this was Melodious Vision and no man could look
+upon her without her splendour engulfing his imagination. No record of
+her pearly beauty is preserved beyond a scattered phrase or two; for
+the poets and minstrels of the age all burned what they had written,
+in despair at the inadequacy of words. Yet it remains that whatever a
+man looked for, that he found, and the measure of his requirement was
+not stinted.
+
+“Greeting,” said Shen Yi, with easy-going courtesy. He was a more
+meagre man than Chang Tao had expected, his face not subtle, and his
+manner restrained rather than oppressive. “You have come on a long and
+winding path; have you taken your rice?”
+
+“Nothing remains lacking,” replied Chang Tao, his eyes again
+elsewhere. “Command your slave, Excellence.”
+
+“In what particular direction do your agreeable powers of
+leisure-beguiling extend?”
+
+So far Chang Tao had left the full consideration of this inevitable
+detail to the inspiration of the moment, but when the moment came the
+prompting spirits did not disclose themselves. His hesitation became
+more elaborate under the expression of gathering enlightenment that
+began to appear in Melodious Vision’s eyes.
+
+“An indifferent store of badly sung ballads,” he was constrained to
+reply at length, “and--perchance--a threadbare assortment of involved
+questions and replies.”
+
+“Was it your harmonious voice that we were privileged to hear raised
+beneath our ill-fitting window a brief space ago?” inquired Shen Yi.
+
+“Admittedly at the sight of this noble palace I was impelled to put my
+presumptuous gladness into song.”
+
+“Then let it fain be the other thing,” interposed the maiden, with
+decision. “Your gladness came to a sad end, minstrel.”
+
+“Involved questions are by no means void of divertisement,” remarked
+Shen Yi, with conciliatory mildness in his voice. “There was one,
+turning on the contradictory nature of a door which under favourable
+conditions was indistinguishable from an earthenware vessel, that
+seldom failed to baffle the unalert in the days before the binding of
+this person’s hair.”
+
+“That was the one which it had been my feeble intention to propound,”
+ confessed Chang Tao.
+
+“Doubtless there are many others equally enticing,” suggested Shen Yi
+helpfully.
+
+“Alas,” admitted Chang Tao with conscious humiliation; “of all those
+wherein I retain an adequate grasp of the solution, the complication
+eludes me at the moment, and thus in a like but converse manner with
+the others.”
+
+“Esteemed parent,” remarked Melodious Vision, without emotion, “this
+is neither a minstrel nor one in any way entertaining. It is merely
+Another.”
+
+“Another!” exclaimed Chang Tao in refined bitterness. “Is it possible
+that after taking so extreme and unorthodox a course as to ignore the
+Usages and advance myself in person I am to find that I have not even
+the mediocre originality of being the first, as a recommendation?”
+
+“If the matter is thus and thus, so far from being the first, you are
+only the last of a considerable line of worthy and enterprising youths
+who have succeeded in gaining access to the inner part of this not
+really attractive residence on one pretext or another,” replied the
+tolerant Shen Yi. “In any case you are honourably welcome. From the
+position of your various features I now judge you to be Tao, only son
+of the virtuous house of Chang. May you prove more successful in your
+enterprise than those who have preceded you.”
+
+“The adventure appears to be tending in unforeseen directions,” said
+Chang Tao uneasily. “Your felicitation, benign, though doubtless gold
+at heart, is set in a doubtful frame.”
+
+“It is for your stalwart endeavour to assure a happy picture,” replied
+Shen Yi, with undisturbed cordiality. “You bear a sword.”
+
+“What added involvement is this?” demanded Chang Tao. “This one’s
+thoughts and intention were not turned towards savagery and arms, but
+in the direction of a pacific union of two distinguished lines.”
+
+“In such cases my attitude has invariably been one of sympathetic
+unconcern,” declared Shen Yi. “The weight of either side produces an
+atmosphere of absolute poise that cannot fail to give full play to the
+decision of the destinies.”
+
+“But if this attitude is maintained on your part how can the proposal
+progress to a definite issue?” inquired Chang Tao.
+
+“So far, it never has so progressed,” admitted Shen Yi. “None of the
+worthy and hard-striving young men--any of whom I should have been
+overjoyed to greet as a son-in-law had my inopportune sense of
+impartiality permitted it--has yet returned from the trial to claim
+the reward.”
+
+“Even the Classics become obscure in the dark. Clear your throat of
+all doubtfulness, O Shen Yi, and speak to a definite end.”
+
+“That duty devolves upon this person, O would-be propounder of
+involved questions,” interposed Melodious Vision. Her voice was more
+musical than a stand of hanging jewels touched by a rod of jade, and
+each word fell like a separate pearl. “He who ignores the Usages must
+expect to find the Usages ignored. Since the day when K’ung-tsz framed
+the Ceremonies much water has passed beneath the Seven Terraced
+Bridge, and that which has overflowed can never be picked up again. It
+is no longer enough that you should come and thereby I must go; that
+you should speak and I be silent; that you should beckon and I meekly
+obey. Inspired by the uprisen sisterhood of the outer barbarian lands,
+we of the inner chambers of the Illimitable Kingdom demand the right
+to express ourselves freely on every occasion and on every subject,
+whether the matter involved is one that we understand or not.”
+
+“Your clear-cut words will carry far,” said Chang Tao deferentially,
+and, indeed, Melodious Vision’s voice had imperceptibly assumed a
+penetrating quality that justified the remark. “Yet is it fitting that
+beings so superior in every way should be swayed by the example of
+those who are necessarily uncivilized and rude?”
+
+“Even a mole may instruct a philosopher in the art of digging,”
+ replied the maiden, with graceful tolerance. “Thus among those uncouth
+tribes it is the custom, when a valiant youth would enlarge his face
+in the eyes of a maiden, that he should encounter forth and slay
+dragons, to the imperishable glory of her name. By this beneficent
+habit not only are the feeble and inept automatically disposed of, but
+the difficulty of choosing one from among a company of suitors, all
+apparently possessing the same superficial attributes, is materially
+lightened.”
+
+“The system may be advantageous in those dark regions,” admitted Chang
+Tao reluctantly, “but it must prove unsatisfactory in our more
+favoured land.”
+
+“In what detail?” demanded the maiden, pausing in her attitude of
+assured superiority.
+
+“By the essential drawback that whereas in those neglected outer parts
+there really are no dragons, here there really are. Thus--”
+
+“Doubtless there are barbarian maidens for those who prefer to
+encounter barbarian dragons, then,” exclaimed Melodious Vision, with a
+very elaborately sustained air of no-concern.
+
+“Doubtless,” assented Chang Tao mildly. “Yet having set forth in the
+direction of a specific Vision it is this person’s intention to pursue
+it to an ultimate end.”
+
+“The quiet duck puts his foot on the unobservant worm,” murmured Shen
+Yi, with delicate encouragement, adding “This one casts a more
+definite shadow than those before.”
+
+“Yet,” continued the maiden, “to all, my unbending word is this: he
+who would return for approval must experience difficulties, overcome
+dangers and conquer dragons. Those who do not adventure on the quest
+will pass outward from this person’s mind.”
+
+“And those who do will certainly Pass Upward from their own bodies,”
+ ran the essence of the youth’s inner thoughts. Yet the network of her
+unevadable power and presence was upon him; he acquiescently replied:
+
+“It is accepted. On such an errand difficulties and dangers will not
+require any especial search. Yet how many dragons slain will suffice
+to win approval?”
+
+“Crocodile-eyed one!” exclaimed Melodious Vision, surprised into
+wrathfulness. “How many--” Here she withdrew in abrupt vehemence.
+
+“Your progress has been rapid and profound,” remarked Shen Yi, as,
+with flattering attention, he accompanied Chang Tao some part of the
+way towards the door. “Never before has that one been known to leave a
+remark unsaid; I do not altogether despair of seeing her married yet.
+As regards the encounter with the dragon--well, in the case of the one
+whispering in your ear there was the revered mother of the one whom he
+sought. After all, a dragon is soon done with--one way or the other.”
+
+In such a manner Chang Tao set forth to encounter dragons, assured
+that difficulties and dangers would accompany him on either side. In
+this latter detail he was inspired, but as the great light faded and
+the sky-lantern rose in interminable succession, while the
+unconquerable li ever stretched before his expectant feet, the
+essential part of the undertaking began to assume a dubious facet. In
+the valleys and fertile places he learned that creatures of this part
+now chiefly inhabited the higher fastnesses, such regions being more
+congenial to their wild and intractable natures. When, however, after
+many laborious marches he reached the upper peaks of pathless
+mountains the scanty crag-dwellers did not vary in their assertion
+that the dragons had for some time past forsaken those heights for the
+more settled profusion of the plains. Formerly, in both places they
+had been plentiful, and all those whom Chang Tao questioned spoke
+openly of many encounters between their immediate forefathers and such
+Beings.
+
+It was in the downcast frame of mind to which the delays in
+accomplishing his mission gave rise that Chang Tao found himself
+walking side by side with one who bore the appearance of an affluent
+merchant. The northernward way was remote and solitary, but seeing
+that the stranger carried no outward arms Chang Tao greeted him
+suitably and presently spoke of the difficulty of meeting dragons, or
+of discovering their retreats from dwellers in that region.
+
+“In such delicate matters those who know don’t talk, and those who
+talk don’t know,” replied the other sympathetically. “Yet for what
+purpose should one who would pass as a pacific student seek to
+encounter dragons?”
+
+“For a sufficient private reason it is necessary that I should kill a
+certain number,” replied Chang Tao freely. “Thus their absence
+involves me in much ill-spared delay.”
+
+At this avowal the stranger’s looks became more sombre, and he
+breathed inwards several times between his formidable teeth before he
+made reply.
+
+“This is doubtless your angle, but there is another; nor is it well to
+ignore the saying, ‘Should you miss the tiger be assured that he will
+not miss you,’” he remarked at length. “Have you sufficiently
+considered the eventuality of a dragon killing you?”
+
+“It is no less aptly said: ‘To be born is in the course of nature, but
+to die is according to the decree of destiny.’”
+
+“That is a two-edged weapon, and the dragon may be the first to apply
+it.”
+
+“In that case this person will fall back upon the point of the adage:
+‘It is better to die two years too soon than to live one year too
+long,’” replied Chang Tao. “Should he fail in the adventure and thus
+lose all hope of Melodious Vision, of the house of Shen, there will be
+no further object in prolonging a wearisome career.”
+
+“You speak of Melodious Vision, she being of the house of Shen,” said
+the stranger, regarding his companion with an added scrutiny. “Is the
+unmentioned part of her father’s honourable name Yi, and is his
+agreeable house so positioned that it fronts upon a summer-seat domed
+with red copper?”
+
+“The description is exact,” admitted Chang Tao. “Have you, then, in
+the course of your many-sided travels, passed that way?”
+
+“It is not unknown to me,” replied the other briefly. “Learn now how
+incautious had been your speech, and how narrowly you have avoided the
+exact fate of which I warned you. The one speaking to you is in
+reality a powerful dragon, his name being Pe-lung, from the
+circumstance that the northern limits are within his sway. Had it not
+been for a chance reference you would certainly have been struck dead
+at the parting of our ways.”
+
+“If this is so it admittedly puts a new face upon the matter,” agreed
+Chang Tao. “Yet how can reliance be spontaneously placed upon so
+incredible a claim? You are a man of moderate cast, neither diffident
+nor austere, and with no unnatural attributes. All the dragons with
+which history is concerned possess a long body and a scaly skin, and
+have, moreover, the power of breathing fire at will.”
+
+“That is easily put to the test.” No sooner had Pe-lung uttered these
+words than he faded, and in his place appeared a formidable monster
+possessing all the terror-inspiring characteristics of his kind. Yet
+in spite of his tree-like eyebrows, fiercely-moving whiskers and
+fire-breathing jaws, his voice was mild and pacific as he continued:
+“What further proof can be required? Assuredly, the self-opinionated
+spirit in which you conduct your quest will bring you no nearer to a
+desired end.”
+
+“Yet this will!” exclaimed Chang Tao, and suddenly drawing his
+reliable sword he drove it through the middle part of the dragon’s
+body. So expertly was the thrust weighted that the point of the weapon
+protruded on the other side and scarred the earth. Instead of falling
+lifeless to the ground, however, the Being continued to regard its
+assailant with benignant composure, whereupon the youth withdrew the
+blade and drove it through again, five or six times more. As this
+produced no effect beyond rendering the edge of the weapon unfit for
+further use, and almost paralysing the sinews of his own right arm,
+Chang Tao threw away the sword and sat down on the road in order to
+recall his breath. When he raised his head again the dragon had
+disappeared and Pe-lung stood there as before.
+
+“Fortunately it is possible to take a broad-minded view of your
+uncourteous action, owing to your sense of the fitnesses being for the
+time in abeyance through allegiance to so engaging a maiden as
+Melodious Vision,” said Pe-lung in a voice not devoid of reproach.
+“Had you but confided in me more fully I should certainly have
+cautioned you in time. As it is, you have ended by notching your
+otherwise capable weapon beyond repair and seriously damaging the
+scanty cloak I wear”--indicating the numerous rents that marred his
+dress of costly fur. “No wonder dejection sits upon your downcast
+brow.”
+
+“Your priceless robe is a matter of profuse regret and my self-esteem
+can only be restored by your accepting in its place this threadbare
+one of mine. My rust-eaten sword is unworthy of your second thought.
+But certainly neither of these two details is the real reason of my
+dark despair.”
+
+“Disclose yourself more openly,” urged Pe-lung.
+
+“I now plainly recognize the futility of my well-intentioned quest.
+Obviously it is impossible to kill a dragon, and I am thus the sport
+either of Melodious Vision’s deliberate ridicule or of my own
+ill-arranged presumption.”
+
+“Set your mind at rest upon that score: each blow was competently
+struck and convincingly fatal. You may quite fittingly claim to have
+slain half a dozen dragons at the least--none of the legendary
+champions of the past has done more.”
+
+“Yet how can so arrogant a claim be held, seeing that you stand before
+me in the unimpaired state of an ordinary existence?”
+
+“The explanation is simple and assuring. It is, in reality, very easy
+to kill a dragon, but it is impossible to keep him dead. The reason
+for this is that the Five Essential Constituents of fire, water,
+earth, wood and metal are blended in our bodies in the Sublime or
+Indivisible proportion. Thus although it is not difficult by extreme
+violence to disturb the harmonious balance of the Constituents, and so
+bring about the effect of no-existence, they at once re-tranquillize
+again, and all effect of the ill usage is spontaneously repaired.”
+
+“That is certainly a logical solution, but it stands in doubtful stead
+when applied to the familiar requirements of life; nor is it probable
+that one so acute-witted as Melodious Vision would greet the claim
+with an acquiescent face,” replied Chang Tao. “Not unnaturally is it
+said: ‘He who kills tigers does not wear rat-skin sleeves.’ It would
+be one thing to make a boast of having slain six dragons; it would be
+quite another to be bidden to bring in their tails.”
+
+“That is a difficulty which must be considered,” admitted Pe-lung,
+“but a path round it will inevitably be found. In the meantime night
+is beginning to encircle us, and many dark Powers will be freed and
+resort to these inaccessible slopes. Accompany me, therefore, to my
+bankrupt hovel, where you will be safe until you care to resume your
+journey.”
+
+To this agreeable proposal Chang Tao at once assented. The way was
+long and laborious, “For,” remarked Pe-lung, “in an ordinary course I
+should fly there in a single breath of time; but to seize an honoured
+guest by the body-cloth and thus transfer him over the side of a
+mountain is toilsome to the one and humiliating to the other.”
+
+To beguile the time he spoke freely of the hardships of his lot.
+
+“We dragons are frequently objects of envy at the hands of the
+undiscriminating, but the few superficial privileges we enjoy are
+heavily balanced by the exacting scope of our duties. Thus to-night it
+is my degraded task to divert the course of the river flowing below
+us, so as to overwhelm the misguided town of Yang, wherein swells a
+sordid outcast who has reviled the Sacred Claw. In order to do this
+properly it will be my distressing part to lie across the bed of the
+stream, my head resting upon one bank and my tail upon the other, and
+so remain throughout the rigour of the night.”
+
+As they approached the cloudy pinnacle whereon was situated the
+dragon’s cave, one came forth at a distance to meet them. As she drew
+near, alternating emotions from time to time swayed Chang Tao’s mind.
+From beneath a well-ruled eyebrow Pe-lung continued to observe him
+closely.
+
+“Fuh-sang, the unattractive daughter of my dwindling line,” remarked
+the former person, with refined indifference. “I have rendered you
+invisible, and she, as her custom is, would advance to greet me.”
+
+“But this enchanting apparition is Melodious Vision!” exclaimed Chang
+Tao. “What new bewilderment is here?”
+
+“Since you have thus expressed yourself, I will now throw off the mask
+and reveal fully why I have hitherto spared your life, and for what
+purpose I have brought you to these barren heights,” replied Pe-lung.
+“In the past Shen Yi provoked the Deities, and to mark their
+displeasure it was decided to take away his she-child and to
+substitute for it one of demoniac birth. Accordingly Fuh-sang, being
+of like age, was moulded to its counterpart, and an attendant gnome
+was despatched with her secretly to make the change. Becoming
+overwhelmed with the fumes of rice-spirit, until then unknown to his
+simple taste, this clay-brained earth-pig left the two she-children
+alone for a space while he slept. Discovering each other to be the
+creature of another part, they battled together and tore from one
+another the signs of recognition. When the untrustworthy gnome
+recovered from his stupor he saw what he had done, but being
+terror-driven he took up one of the she-children at a venture and
+returned with a pliant tale. It was not until a few moons ago that
+while in a close extremity he confessed his crime. Meanwhile Shen Yi
+had made his peace with those Above and the order being revoked the
+she-children had been exchanged again. Thus the matter rests.”
+
+“Which, then, of the twain is she inherent of your house and which
+Melodious Vision?” demanded Chang Tao in some concern. “The matter can
+assuredly not rest thus.”
+
+“That,” replied Pe-lung affably, “it will be your engaging task to
+unravel, and to this end will be your opportunity of closely watching
+Fuh-sang’s unsuspecting movements in my absence through the night.”
+
+“Yet how should I, to whom the way of either maiden is as yet no more
+than the title-page of a many-volumed book, succeed where the father
+native to one has failed?”
+
+“Because in your case the incentive will be deeper. Destined, as you
+doubtless are, to espouse Melodious Vision, the Forces connected with
+marriage and its Rites will certainly endeavour to inspire you. This
+person admittedly has no desire to nurture one who should prove to be
+of merely human seed, but your objection to propagating a race of
+dragonets turns on a keener edge. Added to all, a not unnatural
+disinclination to be dropped from so great a height as this into so
+deep and rocky a valley as that will conceivably lend wings to your
+usually nimble-footed mind.”
+
+While speaking to Chang Tao in this encouraging strain, Pe-lung was
+also conversing suitably with Fuh-sang, who had by this time joined
+them, warning her of his absence until the dawn, and the like. When he
+had completed his instruction he stroked her face affectionately,
+greeting Chang Tao with a short but appropriate farewell, and changing
+his form projected himself downwards into the darkness of the valley
+below. Recognizing that the situation into which he had been drawn
+possessed no other outlet, Chang Tao followed Fuh-sang on her backward
+path, and with her passed unsuspected into the dragon’s cave.
+
+Early as was Pe-lung’s return on the ensuing morning, Chang Tao stood
+on a rocky eminence to greet him, and the outline of his face, though
+not altogether free of doubt, was by no means hopeless. Pe-lung still
+retained the impressive form of a gigantic dragon as he cleft the
+Middle Air, shining and iridescent, each beat of his majestic wings
+being as a roll of thunder and the skittering of sand and water from
+his crepitant scales leaving blights and rain-storms in his wake. When
+he saw Chang Tao he drove an earthward angle and alighting near at
+hand considerately changed into the semblance of an affluent merchant
+as he approached.
+
+“Greeting,” he remarked cheerfully. “Did you find your early rice?”
+
+“It has sufficed,” replied Chang Tao. “How is your own incomparable
+stomach?”
+
+Pe-lung pointed to the empty bed of the deflected river and moved his
+head from side to side as one who draws an analogy to his own
+condition. “But of your more pressing enterprise,” he continued, with
+sympathetic concern: “have you persevered to a fruitful end, or will
+it be necessary--?” And with tactful feeling he indicated the gesture
+of propelling an antagonist over the side of a precipice rather than
+allude to the disagreeable contingency in spoken words.
+
+“When the oil is exhausted the lamp goes out,” admitted Chang Tao,
+“but my time is not yet come. During the visionary watches of the
+night my poising mind was sustained by Forces as you so presciently
+foretold, and my groping hand was led to an inspired solution of the
+truth.”
+
+“This points to a specific end. Proceed,” urged Pe-lung, for Chang Tao
+had hesitated among his words as though their import might not be
+soothing to the other’s mind.
+
+“Thus it is given me to declare: she who is called Melodious Vision is
+rightly of the house of Shen, and Fuh-sang is no less innate of your
+exalted tribe. The erring gnome, in spite of his misdeed, was but a
+finger of the larger hand of destiny, and as it is, it is.”
+
+“This assurance gladdens my face, no less for your sake than for my
+own,” declared Pe-lung heartily. “For my part, I have found a way to
+enlarge you in the eyes of those whom you solicit. It is a custom with
+me that every thousand years I should discard my outer skin--not that
+it requires it, but there are certain standards to which we
+better-class dragons must conform. These sloughs are hidden beneath a
+secret stone, beyond the reach of the merely vain or curious. When you
+have disclosed the signs by which I shall have securance of Fuh-sang’s
+identity I will pronounce the word and the stone being thus released
+you shall bear away six suits of scales in token of your prowess.”
+
+Then replied Chang Tao: “The signs, assuredly. Yet, omnipotence,
+without your express command the specific detail would be elusive to
+my respectful tongue.”
+
+“You have the authority of my extended hand,” conceded Pe-lung
+readily, raising it as he spoke. “Speak freely.”
+
+“I claim the protection of its benignant shadow,” said Chang Tao, with
+content. “You, O Pe-lung, are one who has mingled freely with
+creatures of every kind in all the Nine Spaces. Yet have you not, out
+of your vast experience thus gained, perceived the essential wherein
+men and dragons differ? Briefly and devoid of graceful metaphor, every
+dragon, esteemed, would seem to possess a tail; beings of my part have
+none.”
+
+For a concise moment the nature of Pe-lung’s reflection was clouded in
+ambiguity, though the fact that he became entirely enveloped in a
+dense purple vapour indicated feelings of more than usual vigour. When
+this cleared away it left his outer form unchanged indeed, but the
+affable condescension of his manner was merged into one of dignified
+aloofness.
+
+“Certainly all members of our enlightened tribe have tails,” he
+replied, with distant precision, “nor does this one see how any other
+state is possible. Changing as we constantly do, both male and female,
+into Beings, Influences, Shadows and unclothed creatures of the lower
+parts, it is essential for our mutual self-esteem that in every
+manifestation we should be thus equipped. At this moment, though in
+the guise of a substantial trader, I possess a tail--small but
+adequate. Is it possible that you and those of your insolvent race are
+destitute?”
+
+“In this particular, magnificence, I and those of my threadbare
+species are most lamentably deficient. To the proving of this end
+shall I display myself?”
+
+“It is not necessary,” said Pe-lung coldly. “It is inconceivable that,
+were it otherwise, you would admit the humiliating fact.”
+
+“Yet out of your millenaries of experience you must already--”
+
+“It is well said that after passing a commonplace object a hundred
+times a day, at nightfall its size and colour are unknown to one,”
+ replied Pe-lung. “In this matter, from motives which cannot have been
+otherwise than delicate, I took too much for granted it would
+seem. . . . Then you--all--Shen Yi, Melodious Vision, the military
+governor of this province, even the sublime Emperor--all--?”
+
+“All tailless,” admitted Chang Tao, with conscious humility.
+“Nevertheless there is a tradition that in distant aeons--”
+
+“Doubtless on some issue you roused the High Ones past forgiveness and
+were thus deprived as the most signal mark of their displeasure.”
+
+“Doubtless,” assented Chang Tao, with unquenchable politeness.
+
+“Coming to the correct attitude that you have maintained throughout, it
+would appear that during the silent gong-strokes of the night, by some
+obscure and indirect guidance it was revealed to you that Fuh--that
+any Being of my superior race was, on the contrary--” The menace of
+Pe-lung’s challenging eye, though less direct and assured than
+formerly, had the manner of being uncertainly restrained by a single
+much-frayed thread, but Chang Tao continued to meet it with respectful
+self-possession.
+
+“The inference is unflinching,” he replied acquiescently. “I prostrate
+myself expectantly.”
+
+“You have competently performed your part,” admitted Pe-lung, although
+an occasional jet of purple vapour clouded his upper person and the
+passage of his breath among his teeth would have been distasteful to
+one of sensitive refinement. “Nothing remains but the fulfilling of my
+iron word.”
+
+Thereupon he pronounced a mystic sign and revealing the opening to a
+cave he presently brought forth six sets of armoured skin. Binding
+these upon Chang Tao’s back, he dismissed him, yet the manner of his
+parting was as of one who is doubtful even to the end.
+
+Thus equipped--
+
+But who having made a distant journey into Outer Land speaks lengthily
+of the level path of his return, or of the evening glow upon the
+gilded roof of his awaiting home? Thus, this limit being reached in
+the essential story of Chang Tao, Melodious Vision and the Dragon, he
+who relates their commonplace happenings bows submissively.
+
+Nevertheless it is true that once again in a later time Chang Tao
+encountered in the throng one whom he recognized. Encouraged by the
+presence of so many of his kind, he approached the other and saluted
+him.
+
+“Greeting, O Pe-lung,” he said, with outward confidence. “What bends
+your footsteps to this busy place of men?”
+
+“I come to buy an imitation pig-tail to pass for one,” replied
+Pe-lung, with quiet composure. “Greeting, valorous champion! How fares
+Melodious Vision?”
+
+“Agreeably so,” admitted Chang Tao, and then, fearing that so far his
+reply had been inadequate, he added: “Yet, despite the facts, there
+are moments when this person almost doubts if he did not make a wrong
+decision in the matter after all.”
+
+“That is a very common complaint,” said Pe-lung, becoming most
+offensively amused.
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER IX
+
+ The Propitious Dissension between Two whose General
+ Attributes have already been sufficiently Described
+
+When Kai Lung had related the story of Chang Tao and had made an end
+of speaking, those who were seated there agreed with an undivided
+voice that he had competently fulfilled his task. Nor did Shan Tien
+omit an approving word, adding:
+
+“On one point the historical balance of a certain detail seemed open
+to contention. Accompany me, therefore, to my own severe retreat,
+where this necessarily flat and unentertaining topic can be looked at
+from all round.”
+
+When they were alone together the Mandarin unsealed a jar of wine,
+apportioned melon seeds, and indicated to Kai Lung that he should sit
+upon the floor at a suitable distance from himself.
+
+“So long as we do not lose sight of the necessity whereby my official
+position will presently involve me in condemning you to a painful
+death, and your loyal subjection will necessitate your whole-hearted
+co-operation in the act, there is no reason why the flower of literary
+excellence should wither for lack of mutual husbandry,” remarked the
+broad-minded official tolerantly.
+
+“Your enlightened patronage is a continual nourishment to the soil of
+my imagination,” replied the story teller.
+
+“As regards the doings of Chang Tao and of the various other
+personages who unite with him to form the fabric of the narrative,
+would not a strict adherence to the fable in its classical simplicity
+require the filling in of certain details which under your elusive
+tongue seemed, as you proceeded, to melt imperceptibly into a discreet
+background?”
+
+“Your voice is just,” confessed Kai Lung, “and your harmonious ear
+corrects the deficiencies of my afflicted style. Admittedly in the
+story of Chang Tao there are here and there analogies which may be
+fittingly left to the imagination as the occasion should demand. Is it
+not rightly said: ‘Discretion is the handmaiden of Truth’? and in that
+spacious and well-appointed palace there is every kind of vessel, but
+the meaner are not to be seen in the more ceremonial halls. Thus he
+who tells a story prudently suits his furnishing to the condition of
+his hearers.”
+
+“Wisdom directs your course,” replied Shan Tien, “and propriety sits
+beneath your supple tongue. As the necessity for this very seemly
+expurgation is now over, I would myself listen to your recital of the
+fullest and most detailed version--purely, let it be freely stated, in
+order to judge whether its literary qualities transcend those of the
+other.”
+
+“I comply, benevolence,” replied Kai Lung. “This rendering shall be to
+the one that has gone before as a spreading banyan-tree overshadowing
+an immature shrub.”
+
+“Forbear!” exclaimed a discordant voice, and the sour-eyed Ming-shu
+revealed his inopportune presence from behind a hanging veil. “Is it
+meet, O eminence, that in this person’s absence you should thus
+consort on terms of fraternity with tomb-riflers and grain-thieves?”
+
+“The reproach is easily removed,” replied Shan Tien hospitably. “Join
+the circle of our refined felicity and hear at full length by what
+means the ingenious Chang Tao--”
+
+“There are moments when one despairs before the spectacle of authority
+thus displayed,” murmured Ming-shu, his throat thickening with
+acrimony. “Understand, pre-eminence,” he continued more aloud, “that
+not this one’s absence but your own presence is the distressing
+feature, as being an obstacle in the path of that undeviating justice
+in which our legal system is embedded. From the first moment of our
+encountering it had been my well-intentioned purpose that loyal
+confidence should be strengthened and rebellion cowed by submitting
+this opportune but otherwise inoffensive stranger to a sordid and
+degrading end. Yet how shall this beneficent example be attained if on
+every occasion--”
+
+“Your design is a worthy and enlightened one,” interposed the
+Mandarin, with dignity. “What you have somewhat incapably overlooked,
+Ming-shu, is the fact that I never greet this intelligent and
+painstaking young man without reminding him of the imminence of his
+fate and of his suitability for it.”
+
+“Truth adorns your lips and accuracy anoints your palate,”
+ volunteered Kai Lung.
+
+“Be this as the destinies permit, there is much that is circuitous in
+the bending of events,” contended Ming-shu stubbornly. “Is it by
+chance or through some hidden tricklage that occasion always finds Kai
+Lung so adequately prepared?”
+
+“It is, as the story of Chang Tao has this day justified, and as this
+discriminating person has frequently maintained, that the one in
+question has a story framed to meet the requirement of every
+circumstance,” declared Shan Tien.
+
+“Or that each requirement is subtly shaped to meet his preparation,”
+ retorted Ming-shu darkly. “Be that as it shall perchance ultimately
+appear, it is undeniable that your admitted weaknesses--”
+
+“Weaknesses!” exclaimed the astonished Mandarin, looking around the
+room as though to discover in what crevice the unheard-of attributes
+were hidden. “This person’s weaknesses? Can the sounding properties of
+this ill-constructed roof thus pervert one word into the semblance of
+another? If not, the bounds set to the admissible from the taker-down
+of the spoken word, Ming-shu, do not in their most elastic moods
+extend to calumny and distortion. . . . The one before you has no
+weaknesses. . . . Doubtless before another moon has changed you will
+impute to him actual faults!”
+
+“Humility directs my gaze,” replied Ming-shu, with downcast eyes, and
+he plainly recognized that his presumption had been too maintained.
+“Yet,” he added, with polished irony, “there is a well-timed adage
+that rises to the lips: ‘Do not despair; even Yuen Yan once cast a
+missile at the Tablets!’”
+
+“Truly,” agreed Shan Tien, with smooth concurrence, “the line is not
+unknown to me. Who, however, was the one in question and under what
+provocation did he so behave?”
+
+“That is beyond the province of the saying,” replied Ming-shu. “Nor is
+it known to my remembrance.”
+
+“Then out of your own mouth a fitting test is set, which if Kai Lung
+can agreeably perform will at once demonstrate a secret and a guilty
+confederacy between you both. Proceed, O story-teller, to incriminate
+Ming-shu together with yourself!”
+
+“I proceed, High Excellence, but chiefly to the glorification of your
+all-discerning mind,” replied Kai Lung.
+
+
+ The Story of Yuen Yan, of the Barber Chou-hu,
+ and His Wife Tsae-che
+
+“Do not despair; even Yuen Yan once cast a missile at the Tablets,” is
+a proverb of encouragement well worn throughout the Empire; but
+although it is daily on the lips of some it is doubtful if a single
+person could give an intelligent account of the Yuen Yan in question
+beyond repeating the outside facts that he was of a humane and
+consistent disposition and during the greater part of his life
+possessed every desirable attribute of wealth, family and virtuous
+esteem. If more closely questioned with reference to the specific
+incident alluded to, these persons would not hesitate to assert that
+the proverb was not to be understood in so superficial a sense,
+protesting, with much indignation, that Yuen Yan was of too courteous
+and lofty a nature to be guilty of so unseemly an action, and
+contemptuously inquiring what possible reason one who enjoyed every
+advantage in this world and every prospect of an unruffled felicity in
+The Beyond could have for behaving in so outrageous a manner. This
+explanation by no means satisfied the one who now narrates, and after
+much research he has brought to light the forgotten story of Yuen
+Yan’s early life, which may be thus related.
+
+At the period with which this part of the narrative is concerned, Yuen
+Yan dwelt with his mother in one of the least attractive of the arches
+beneath the city wall. As a youth it had been his intention to take an
+exceptionally high place in the public examinations, and, rising at
+once to a position of responsible authority, to mark himself out for
+continual promotion by the exercise of unfailing discretion and
+indomitable zeal. Having saved his country in a moment of acute
+national danger, he contemplated accepting a title of unique
+distinction and retiring to his native province, where he would build
+an adequate palace which he had already planned out down to the most
+trivial detail. There he purposed spending the remainder of his life,
+receiving frequent tokens of regard from the hand of the gratified
+Emperor, marrying an accomplished and refined wife who would doubtless
+be one of the princesses of the Imperial House, and conscientiously
+regarding The Virtues throughout. The transition from this sumptuously
+contrived residence to a damp arch in the city wall, and from the high
+destiny indicated to the occupation of leading from place to place a
+company of sightless mendicants, had been neither instantaneous nor
+painless, but Yuen Yan had never for a moment wavered from the
+enlightened maxims which he had adopted as his guiding principles, nor
+did he suffer unending trials to lessen his reverence for The Virtues.
+“Having set out with the full intention of becoming a wealthy
+mandarin, it would have been a small achievement to have reached that
+position with unshattered ideals,” he frequently remarked; “but having
+thus set out it is a matter for more than ordinary congratulation to
+have fallen to the position of leading a string of blind beggars about
+the city and still to retain unimpaired the ingenuous beliefs and
+aspirations of youth.”
+
+“Doubtless,” replied his aged mother, whenever she chanced to overhear
+this honourable reflection, “doubtless the foolish calf who innocently
+puts his foot into the jelly finds a like consolation. This person,
+however, would gladly exchange the most illimitable moral satisfaction
+engendered by acute poverty for a few of the material comforts of a
+sordid competence, nor would she hesitate to throw into the balance
+all the aspirations and improving sayings to be found within the
+Classics.”
+
+“Esteemed mother,” protested Yan, “more than three thousand years ago
+the royal philosopher Nin-hyo made the observation: ‘Better an
+earth-lined cave from which the stars are visible than a golden pagoda
+roofed over with iniquity,’ and the saying has stood the test of
+time.”
+
+“The remark would have carried a weightier conviction if the
+broad-minded sovereign had himself first stood the test of lying for a
+few years with enlarged joints and afflicted bones in the abode he so
+prudently recommended for others,” replied his mother, and without
+giving Yuen Yan any opportunity of bringing forward further proof of
+their highly-favoured destiny she betook herself to her own straw at
+the farthest end of the arch.
+
+Up to this period of his life Yuen Yan’s innate reverence and courtesy
+of manner had enabled him to maintain an impassive outlook in the face
+of every discouragement, but now he was exposed to a fresh series of
+trials in addition to the unsympathetic attitude which his mother
+never failed to unroll before him. It has already been expressed that
+Yuen Yan’s occupation and the manner by which he gained his livelihood
+consisted in leading a number of blind mendicants about the streets of
+the city and into the shops and dwelling-places of those who might
+reasonably be willing to pay in order to be relieved of their
+presence. In this profession Yan’s venerating and custom-regarding
+nature compelled him to act as leaders of blind beggars had acted
+throughout all historical times and far back into the dim recesses of
+legendary epochs and this, in an era when the leisurely habits of the
+past were falling into disuse, and when rivals and competitors were
+springing up on all sides, tended almost daily to decrease the
+proceeds of his labour and to sow an insidious doubt even in his
+unquestioning mind.
+
+In particular, among those whom Yan regarded most objectionably was
+one named Ho. Although only recently arrived in the city from a
+country beyond the Bitter Water, Ho was already known in every quarter
+both to the merchants and stallkeepers, who trembled at his
+approaching shadow, and to the competing mendicants who now counted
+their cash with two fingers where they had before needed both hands.
+This distressingly active person made no secret of his methods and
+intention; for, upon his arrival, he plainly announced that his object
+was to make the foundations of benevolence vibrate like the strings of
+a many-toned lute, and he compared his general progress through the
+haunts of the charitably disposed to the passage of a highly-charged
+firework through an assembly of meditative turtles. He was usually
+known, he added, as “the rapidly-moving person,” or “the one devoid of
+outline,” and it soon became apparent that he was also quite destitute
+of all dignified restraint. Selecting the place of commerce of some
+wealthy merchant, Ho entered without hesitation and thrusting aside
+the waiting customers he continued to strike the boards impatiently
+until he gained the attention of the chief merchant himself.
+“Honourable salutations,” he would say, “but do not entreat this
+illiterate person to enter the inner room, for he cannot tarry to
+discuss the movements of the planets or the sublime Emperor’s health.
+Behold, for half-a-tael of silver you may purchase immunity from his
+discreditable persistence for seven days; here is the acknowledgement
+duly made out and attested. Let the payment be made in pieces of metal
+and not in paper obligations.” Unless immediate compliance followed Ho
+at once began noisily to cast down the articles of commerce, to roll
+bodily upon the more fragile objects, to become demoniacally possessed
+on the floor, and to resort to a variety of expedients until all the
+customers were driven forth in panic.
+
+In the case of an excessively stubborn merchant he had not hesitated
+to draw a formidable knife and to gash himself in a superficial but
+very imposing manner; then he had rushed out uttering cries of terror,
+and sinking down by the door had remained there for the greater part
+of the day, warning those who would have entered to be upon their
+guard against being enticed in and murdered, at the same time groaning
+aloud and displaying his own wounds. Even this seeming disregard of
+time was well considered, for when the tidings spread about the city
+other merchants did not wait for Ho to enter and greet them, but
+standing at their doors money in hand they pressed it upon him the
+moment he appeared and besought him to remove his distinguished
+presence from their plague-infected street. To the ordinary mendicants
+of the city this stress of competition was disastrous, but to Yuen Yan
+it was overwhelming. Thoroughly imbued with the deferential systems of
+antiquity, he led his band from place to place with a fitting regard
+for the requirements of ceremonial etiquette and a due observance of
+leisurely unconcern. Those to whom he addressed himself he approached
+with obsequious tact, and in the face of refusal to contribute to his
+store his most violent expedient did not go beyond marshalling his
+company of suppliants in an orderly group upon the shop floor, where
+they sang in unison a composed chant extolling the fruits of
+munificence and setting forth the evil plight which would certainly
+attend the flinty-stomached in the Upper Air. In this way Yuen Yan had
+been content to devote several hours to a single shop in the hope of
+receiving finally a few pieces of brass money; but now his
+persecutions were so mild that the merchants and vendors rather
+welcomed him by comparison with the intolerable Ho, and would on no
+account pay to be relieved of the infliction of his presence. “Have we
+not disbursed in one day to the piratical Ho thrice the sum which we
+had set by to serve its purpose for a hand-count of moons; and do we
+possess the Great Secret?” they cried. “Nevertheless, dispose your
+engaging band of mendicants about the place freely until it suits your
+refined convenience to proceed elsewhere, O meritorious Yuen Yan, for
+your unassuming qualities have won our consistent regard; but an
+insatiable sponge has already been laid upon the well-spring of our
+benevolence and the tenacity of our closed hand is inflexible.”
+
+Even the passive mendicants began to murmur against his leadership,
+urging him that he should adopt some of the simpler methods of the
+gifted Ho and thereby save them all from an otherwise inevitable
+starvation. The Emperor Kai-tsing, said the one who led their voices
+(referring in his malignant bitterness to a sovereign of the previous
+dynasty), was dead, although the fact had doubtless escaped Yuen Yan’s
+deliberate perception. The methods of four thousand years ago were
+becoming obsolete in the face of a strenuous competition, and unless
+Yuen Yan was disposed to assume a more highly-coiled appearance they
+must certainly address themselves to another leader.
+
+It was on this occasion that the incident took place which has passed
+down in the form of an inspiriting proverb. Yuen Yan had
+conscientiously delivered at the door of his abode the last of his
+company and was turning his footsteps towards his own arch when he
+encountered the contumelious Ho, who was likewise returning at the
+close of a day’s mendicancy--but with this distinction: that, whereas
+Ho was followed by two stalwart attendants carrying between them a
+sack full of money, Yan’s share of his band’s enterprise consisted
+solely of one base coin of a kind which the charitable set aside for
+bestowing upon the blind and quite useless for all ordinary purposes
+of exchange. A few paces farther on Yan reached the Temple of the
+Unseen Forces and paused for a moment, as his custom was, to cast his
+eyes up to the tablets engraved with The Virtues, before which some
+devout person nightly hung a lantern. Goaded by a sudden impulse, Yan
+looked each way about the deserted street, and perceiving that he was
+alone he deliberately extended his out-thrust tongue towards the
+inspired precepts. Then taking from an inner sleeve the base coin he
+flung it at the inscribed characters and observed with satisfaction
+that it struck the verse beginning, “The Rewards of a Quiescent and
+Mentally-introspective Life are Unbounded--”
+
+When Yan entered his arch some hours later his mother could not fail
+to perceive that a subtle change had come over his manner of behaving.
+Much of the leisurely dignity had melted out of his footsteps, and he
+wore his hat and outer garments at an angle which plainly testified
+that he was a person who might be supposed to have a marked objection
+to returning home before the early hours of the morning. Furthermore,
+as he entered he was chanting certain melodious words by which he
+endeavoured to convey the misleading impression that his chief
+amusement consisted in defying the official watchers of the town, and
+he continually reiterated a claim to be regarded as “one of the
+beardless goats.” Thus expressing himself, Yan sank down in his
+appointed corner and would doubtlessly soon have been floating
+peacefully in the Middle Distance had not the door been again thrown
+open and a stranger named Chou-hu entered.
+
+“Prosperity!” said Chou-hu courteously, addressing himself to Yan’s
+mother. “Have you eaten your rice? Behold, I come to lay before you a
+very attractive proposal regarding your son.”
+
+“The flower attracts the bee, but when he departs it is to his lips
+that the honey clings,” replied the woman cautiously; for after Yan’s
+boastful words on entering she had a fear lest haply this person might
+be one on behalf of some guardian of the night whom her son had flung
+across the street (as he had specifically declared his habitual
+treatment of them to be) come to take him by stratagem.
+
+“Does the pacific lamb become a wolf by night?” said Chou-hu,
+displaying himself reassuringly. “Wrap your ears well round my words,
+for they may prove very remunerative. It cannot be a matter outside
+your knowledge that the profession of conducting an assembly of blind
+mendicants from place to place no longer yields the wage of even a
+frugal existence in this city. In the future, for all the sympathy
+that he will arouse, Yan might as well go begging with a silver bowl.
+In consequence of his speechless condition he will be unable to
+support either you or himself by any other form of labour, and your
+line will thereupon become extinct and your standing in the Upper Air
+be rendered intolerable.”
+
+“It is a remote contingency, but, as the proverb says, ‘The wise hen
+is never too old to dread the Spring,’” replied Yan’s mother, with
+commendable prudence. “By what means, then, may this calamity be
+averted?”
+
+“The person before you,” continued Chou-hu, “is a barber and
+embellisher of pig-tails from the street leading to the Three-tiered
+Pagoda of Eggs. He has long observed the restraint and moderation of
+Yan’s demeanour and now being in need of one to assist him his
+earliest thought turns to him. The affliction which would be an
+insuperable barrier in all ordinary cases may here be used to
+advantage, for being unable to converse with those seated before him,
+or to hear their salutations, Yan will be absolved from the necessity
+of engaging in diffuse and refined conversation, and in consequence he
+will submit at least twice the number of persons to his dexterous
+energies. In that way he will secure a higher reward than this person
+could otherwise afford and many additional comforts will doubtless
+fall into the sleeve of his engaging mother.”
+
+At this point the woman began to understand that the sense in which
+Chou-hu had referred to Yan’s speechless condition was not that which
+she had at the time deemed it to be. It may here be made clear that it
+was Yuen Yan’s custom to wear suspended about his neck an inscribed
+board bearing the words, “Speechless, and devoid of the faculty of
+hearing,” but this originated out of his courteous and deferential
+nature (for to his self-obliterative mind it did not seem respectful
+that he should appear to be better endowed than those whom he led),
+nor could it be asserted that he wilfully deceived even the passing
+stranger, for he would freely enter into conversation with anyone whom
+he encountered. Nevertheless an impression had thus been formed in
+Chou-hu’s mind and the woman forbore to correct it, thinking that it
+would be scarcely polite to assert herself better informed on any
+subject than he was, especially as he had spoken of Yan thereby
+receiving a higher wage. Yan himself would certainly have revealed
+something had he not been otherwise employed. Hearing the conversation
+turn towards his afflictions, he at once began to search very
+industriously among the straw upon which he lay for the inscribed
+board in question; for to his somewhat confused imagination it seemed
+at the time that only by displaying it openly could he prove to
+Chou-hu that he was in no way deficient. As the board was found on the
+following morning nailed to the great outer door of the Hall of Public
+Justice (where it remained for many days owing to the official
+impression that so bold and undeniable a pronouncement must have
+received the direct authority of the sublime Emperor), Yan was not
+unnaturally engaged for a considerable time, and in the meanwhile his
+mother contrived to impress upon him by an unmistakable sign that he
+should reveal nothing, but leave the matter in her hands.
+
+Then said Yan’s mother: “Truly the proposal is not altogether wanting
+in alluring colours, but in what manner will Yan interpret the
+commands of those who place themselves before him, when he has
+attained sufficient proficiency to be entrusted with the knife and the
+shearing irons?”
+
+“The objection is a superficial one,” replied Chou-hu. “When a person
+seats himself upon the operating stool he either throws back his head,
+fixing his eyes upon the upper room with a set and resolute air, or
+inclines it slightly forward as in a reverent tranquillity. In the
+former case he requires his uneven surfaces to be made smooth; in the
+latter he is desirous that his pig-tail should be drawn out and
+trimmed. Do not doubt Yan’s capability to conduct himself in a
+discreet and becoming manner, but communicate to him, by the usual
+means which you adopt, the offer thus laid out, and unless he should
+be incredibly obtuse or unfilial to a criminal degree he will present
+himself at the Sign of the Gilt Thunderbolt at an early hour
+to-morrow.”
+
+There is a prudent caution expressed in the proverb, “The hand that
+feeds the ox grasps the knife when it is fattened: crawl backwards
+from the presence of a munificent official.” Chou-hu, in spite of his
+plausible pretext, would have experienced no difficulty in obtaining
+the services of one better equipped to assist him than was Yuen Yan,
+so that in order to discover his real object it becomes necessary to
+look underneath his words. He was indeed, as he had stated, a barber
+and an embellisher of pig-tails, and for many years he had grown rich
+and round-bodied on the reputation of being one of the most skilful
+within his quarter of the city. In an evil moment, however, he had
+abandoned the moderation of his past life and surrounded himself with
+an atmosphere of opium smoke and existed continually in the
+mind-dimming effects of rice-spirit. From this cause his custom began
+to languish; his hand no longer swept in the graceful and unhesitating
+curves which had once been the admiration of all beholders, but
+displayed on the contrary a very disconcerting irregularity of
+movement, and on the day of his visit he had shorn away the venerable
+moustaches of the baker Heng-cho under a mistaken impression as to the
+reality of things and a wavering vision of their exact position. Now
+the baker had been inordinately proud of his long white moustaches and
+valued them above all his possessions, so that, invoking the spirits
+of his ancestors to behold his degradation and to support him in his
+resolve, and calling in all the passers-by to bear witness to his
+oath, he had solemnly bound himself either to cut down Chou-hu
+fatally, or, should that prove too difficult an accomplishment, to
+commit suicide within his shop. This twofold danger thoroughly
+stupefied Chou-hu and made him incapable of taking any action beyond
+consuming further and more unstinted portions of rice-spirit and
+rending article after article of his apparel until his wife Tsae-che
+modestly dismissed such persons as loitered, and barred the outer
+door.
+
+“Open your eyes upon the facts by which you are surrounded, O
+contemptible Chou-hu,” she said, returning to his side and standing
+over him. “Already your degraded instincts have brought us within
+measurable distance of poverty, and if you neglect your business to
+avoid Heng-cho, actual want will soon beset us. If you remain openly
+within his sight you will certainly be removed forcibly to the Upper
+Air, leaving this inoffensive person destitute and abandoned, and if
+by the exercise of unfailing vigilance you escape both these dangers,
+you will be reserved to an even worse plight, for Heng-cho in
+desperation will inevitably carry out the latter part of his threat,
+dedicating his spirit to the duty of continually haunting you and
+frustrating your ambitions here on earth and calling to his assistance
+myriads of ancestors and relations to torment you in the Upper Air.”
+
+“How attractively and in what brilliantly-coloured outlines do you
+present the various facts of existence!” exclaimed Chou-hu, with
+inelegant resentment. “Do not neglect to add that, to-morrow being the
+occasion of the Moon Festival, the inexorable person who owns this
+residence will present himself to collect his dues, that, in
+consequence of the rebellion in the south, the sagacious viceroy has
+doubled the price of opium, that some irredeemable outcast has carried
+away this person’s blue silk umbrella, and then doubtless the alluring
+picture of internal felicity around the Ancestral Altar of the Gilt
+Thunderbolt will be complete.”
+
+“Light words are easily spoken behind barred doors,” said his wife
+scornfully. “Let my lord, then, recline indolently upon the floor of
+his inner chamber while this person sumptuously lulls him into
+oblivion with the music of her voice, regardless of the morrow and of
+the fate in which his apathy involves us both.”
+
+“By no means!” exclaimed Chou-hu, rising hastily and tearing away much
+of his elaborately arranged pigtail in his uncontrollable rage; “there
+is yet a more pleasurable alternative than that and one which will
+ensure to this person a period of otherwise unattainable domestic calm
+and at the same time involve a detestable enemy in confusion.
+Anticipating the dull-witted Heng-cho _this_ one will now proceed
+across the street and, committing suicide within _his_ door, will
+henceforth enjoy the honourable satisfaction of haunting _his_
+footsteps and rending his bakehouses and ovens untenable.” With this
+assurance Chou-hu seized one of his most formidable business weapons
+and caused it to revolve around his head with great rapidity, but at
+the same time with extreme carefulness.
+
+“There is a ready saying: ‘The new-born lamb does not fear a tiger,
+but before he becomes a sheep he will flee from a wolf,’” said
+Tsae-che without in any way deeming it necessary to arrest Chou-hu’s
+hand. “Full confidently will you set out, O Chou-hu, but to reach the
+shop of Heng-cho it is necessary to pass the stall of the dealer in
+abandoned articles, and next to it are enticingly spread out the wares
+of Kong, the merchant in distilled spirits. Put aside your reliable
+scraping iron while you still have it, and this not ill-disposed
+person will lay before you a plan by which you may even yet avoid all
+inconveniences and at the same time regain your failing commerce.”
+
+“It is also said: ‘The advice of a wise woman will ruin a walled
+city,’” replied Chou-hu, somewhat annoyed at his wife so opportunely
+comparing him to a sheep, but still more concerned to hear by what
+possible expedient she could successfully avert all the contending
+dangers of his position. “Nevertheless, proceed.”
+
+“In one of the least reputable quarters of the city there dwells a
+person called Yuen Yan,” said the woman. “He is the leader of a band
+of sightless mendicants and in this position he has frequently passed
+your open door, though--probably being warned by the benevolent--he
+has never yet entered. Now this Yuen Yan, save for one or two
+unimportant details, is the reflected personification of your own
+exalted image, nor would those most intimate with your form and
+outline be able to pronounce definitely unless you stood side by side
+before them. Furthermore, he is by nature unable to hear any remark
+addressed to him, and is incapable of expressing himself in spoken
+words. Doubtless by these indications my lord’s locust-like
+intelligence will already have leapt to an inspired understanding of
+the full project?”
+
+“Assuredly,” replied Chou-hu, caressing himself approvingly. “The
+essential details of the scheme are built about the ease with which
+this person could present himself at the abode of Yuen Yan in his
+absence and, gathering together that one’s store of wealth
+unquestioned, retire with it to a distant and unknown spot and thereby
+elude the implacable Heng-cho’s vengeance.”
+
+“Leaving your menial one in the ‘walled city’ referred to, to share
+its fate, and, in particular, to undertake the distressing obligation
+of gathering up the atrocious Heng-cho after he has carried his final
+threat into effect? Truly must the crystal stream of your usually
+undimmed intelligence have become vaporized. Listen well. Disguising
+your external features slightly so that the resemblance may pass
+without remark, present yourself openly at the residence of the Yuen
+Yan in question--”
+
+“First learning where it is situated?” interposed Chou-hu, with a
+desire to grasp the details competently.
+
+“Unless a person of your retrospective taste would prefer to leave so
+trivial a point until afterwards,” replied his wife in a tone of
+concentrated no-sincerity. “In either case, however, having arrived
+there, bargain with the one who has authority over Yuen Yan’s
+movements, praising his demeanour and offering to accept him into the
+honours and profits of your craft. The words of acquiescence should
+spring to meet your own, for the various branches of mendicancy are
+languishing, and Yuen Yan can have no secret store of wealth. Do not
+hesitate to offer a higher wage than you would as an affair of
+ordinary commerce, for your safety depends upon it. Having secured
+Yan, teach him quickly the unpolished outlines of your business and
+then clothing him in robes similar to your own let him take his stand
+within the shop and withdraw yourself to the inner chamber. None will
+suspect the artifice, and Yuen Yan is manifestly incapable of
+betraying it. Heng-cho, seeing him display himself openly, will not
+deem it necessary to commit suicide yet, and, should he cut down Yan
+fatally, the officials of the street will seize him and your own
+safety will be assured. Finally, if nothing particular happens, at
+least your prosperity will be increased, for Yuen Yan will prove
+_industrious_, _frugal_, _not addicted to excesses_ and in every way
+_reliable_, and towards the shop of so exceptional a barber customers
+will turn in an unending stream.”
+
+“Alas!” exclaimed Chou-hu, “when you boasted of an inspired scheme
+this person for a moment foolishly allowed his mind to contemplate the
+possibility of your having accidentally stumbled upon such an
+expedient haply, but your suggestion is only comparable with a company
+of ducks attempting to cross an ice-bound stream--an excessive outlay
+of action but no beneficial progress. Should Yuen Yan freely present
+himself here on the morrow, pleading destitution and craving to be
+employed, this person will consider the petition with an open head,
+but it is beneath his dignity to wait upon so low-class an object.”
+ Affecting to recollect an arranged meeting of some importance, Chou-hu
+then clad himself in other robes, altered the appearance of his face,
+and set out to act in the manner already described, confident that the
+exact happening would never reach his lesser one’s ears.
+
+On the following day Yuen Yan presented himself at the door of the
+Gilt Thunderbolt, and quickly perfecting himself in the simpler
+methods of smoothing surfaces and adorning pig-tails he took his stand
+within the shop and operated upon all who came to submit themselves to
+his embellishment. To those who addressed him with salutations he
+replied by a gesture, tactfully bestowing an agreeable welcome yet at
+the same time conveying the impression that he was desirous of
+remaining undisturbed in the philosophical reflection upon which he
+was engaged. In spite of this it was impossible to lead his mind
+astray from any weighty detail, and those who, presuming upon his
+absorbed attitude, endeavoured to evade a just payment on any pretext
+whatever invariably found themselves firmly but courteously pressed to
+the wall by the neck, while a highly polished smoothing blade was
+flashed to and fro before their eyes with an action of unmistakable
+significance. The number of customers increased almost daily, for Yan
+quickly proved himself to be expert above all comparison, while others
+came from every quarter of the city to test with their own eyes and
+ears the report that had reached them, to the effect that in the
+street leading to the Three-tiered Pagoda of Eggs there dwelt a barber
+who made no pretence of elegant and refined conversation and who did
+not even press upon those lying helpless in his power miraculous
+ointments and infallible charm-waters. Thus Chou-hu prospered greatly,
+but Yan still obeyed his mother’s warning and raised a mask before his
+face so that Chou-hu and his wife never doubted the reality of his
+infirmities. From this cause they did not refrain from conversing
+together freely before him on subjects of the most poignant detail,
+whereby Yan learned much of their past lives and conduct while
+maintaining an attitude of impassive unconcern.
+
+Upon a certain evening in the month when the grass-blades are
+transformed into silk-worms Yan was alone in the shop, improving the
+edge and reflecting brilliance of some of his implements, when he heard
+the woman exclaim from the inner room: “Truly the air from the desert
+is as hot and devoid of relief as the breath of the Great Dragon. Let
+us repose for the time in the outer chamber.” Whereupon they entered
+the shop and seating themselves upon a couch resumed their
+occupations, the barber fanning himself while he smoked, his wife
+gumming her hair and coiling it into the semblance of a bird with
+outstretched wings.
+
+“The necessity for the elaborate caution of the past no longer
+exists,” remarked Chou-hu presently. “The baker Heng-cho is desirous
+of becoming one of those who select the paving-stones and regulate the
+number of hanging lanterns for the district lying around the
+Three-tiered Pagoda. In this ambition he is opposed by Kong, the
+distilled-spirit vendor, who claims to be a more competent judge of
+paving-stones and hanging lanterns and one who will exercise a
+lynx-eyed vigilance upon the public outlay and especially devote
+himself to curbing the avarice of those bread-makers who habitually
+mix powdered white earth with their flour. Heng-cho is therefore very
+concerned that many should bear honourable testimony of his engaging
+qualities when the day of trial arrives, and thus positioned he has
+inscribed and sent to this person a written message offering a
+dignified reconciliation and adding that he is convinced of the
+necessity of an enactment compelling all persons to wear a smooth face
+and a neatly braided pig-tail.”
+
+“It is a creditable solution of the matter,” said Tsae-che, speaking
+between the ivory pins which she held in her mouth. “Henceforth, then,
+you will take up your accustomed stand as in the past?”
+
+“Undoubtedly,” replied Chou-hu. “Yuen Yan is painstaking, and has
+perhaps done as well as could be expected of one of his shallow
+intellect, but the absence of suave and high-minded conversation
+cannot fail to be alienating the custom of the more polished. Plainly
+it is a short-sighted policy for a person to try and evade his destiny.
+Yan seems to have been born for the express purpose of leading blind
+beggars about the streets of the city and to that profession he must
+return.”
+
+“O distressingly superficial Chou-hu!” exclaimed his wife, “do men
+turn willingly from wine to partake of vinegar, or having been clothed
+in silk do they accept sackcloth without a struggle? Indeed, your
+eyes, which are large to regard your own deeds and comforts, grow
+small when they are turned towards the attainments of another. In no
+case will Yan return to his mendicants, for his band is by this time
+scattered and dispersed. His sleeve being now well lined and his hand
+proficient in every detail of his craft, he will erect a stall,
+perchance even directly opposite or next to ourselves, and by
+subtlety, low charges and diligence he will draw away the greater part
+of your custom.”
+
+“Alas!” cried Chou-hu, turning an exceedingly inferior yellow, “there
+is a deeper wisdom in the proverb, ‘Do not seek to escape from a flood
+by clinging to a tiger’s tail,’ than appears at a casual glance. Now
+that this person is contemplating gathering again into his own hands
+the execution of his business, he cannot reasonably afford to employ
+another, yet it is an intolerable thought that Yan should make use of
+his experience to set up a sign opposed to the Gilt Thunderbolt.
+Obviously the only really safe course out of an unpleasant dilemma
+will be to slay Yan with as little delay as possible. After receiving
+continuous marks of our approval for so long it is certainly very
+thoughtless of him to put us to so unpardonable an inconvenience.”
+
+“It is not an alluring alternative,” confessed Tsae-che, crossing the
+room to where Yan was seated in order to survey her hair to greater
+advantage in a hanging mirror of three sides composed of burnished
+copper; “but there seems nothing else to be done in the difficult
+circumstances.”
+
+“The street is opportunely empty and there is little likelihood of
+anyone approaching at this hour,” suggested Chou-hu. “What better
+scheme could be devised than that I should indicate to Yan by signs
+that I would honour him, and at the same time instruct him further in
+the correct pose of some of the recognized attitudes, by making smooth
+the surface of his face? Then during the operation I might perchance
+slip upon an overripe whampee lying unperceived upon the floor; my
+hand--”
+
+“Ah-_ah_!” cried Tsae-che aloud, pressing her symmetrical fingers
+against her gracefully-proportioned ears; “do not, thou dragon-headed
+one, lead the conversation to such an extremity of detail, still less
+carry the resolution into effect before the very eyes of this
+delicately-susceptible person. Now to-morrow, after the midday meal,
+she will be journeying as far as the street of the venders of woven
+fabrics in order to procure a piece of silk similar to the pearl-grey
+robe which she is wearing. The opportunity will be a favourable one,
+for to-morrow is the weekly occasion on which you raise the shutters
+and deny customers at an earlier hour; and it is really more modest
+that one of my impressionable refinement should be away from the house
+altogether and not merely in the inner chamber when that which is now
+here passes out.”
+
+“The suggestion is well timed,” replied Chou-hu. “No interruption will
+then be possible.”
+
+“Furthermore,” continued his wife, sprinkling upon her hair a perfumed
+powder of gold which made it sparkle as it engaged the light at every
+point with a most entrancing lustre, “would it not be desirable to use
+a weapon less identified with your own hand? In the corner nearest to
+Yan there stands a massive and heavily knotted club which could
+afterwards be burned. It would be an easy matter to call the simple
+Yan’s attention to some object upon the floor and then as he bent down
+suffer him to Pass Beyond.”
+
+“Assuredly,” agreed Chou-hu, at once perceiving the wisdom of the
+change; “also, in that case, there would be less--”
+
+“_Ah_!” again cried the woman, shaking her upraised finger reprovingly
+at Chou-hu (for so daintily endowed was her mind that she shrank from
+any of the grosser realities of the act unless they were clothed in
+the very gilded flowers of speech). “Desist, O crimson-minded
+barbarian! Let us now walk side by side along the river bank and drink
+in the soul-stirring melody of the musicians who at this hour will be
+making the spot doubly attractive with the concord of stringed woods
+and instruments of brass struck with harmonious unison.”
+
+The scheme for freeing Chou-hu from the embarrassment of Yan’s position
+was not really badly arranged, nor would it have failed in most cases,
+but the barber was not sufficiently broad-witted to see that many of
+the inspired sayings which he used as arguments could be taken in
+another light and conveyed a decisive warning to himself. A pleasantly
+devised proverb has been aptly compared to a precious jewel, and as
+the one has a hundred light-reflecting surfaces, so has the other a
+diversity of applications, until it is not infrequently beyond the
+comprehension of an ordinary person to know upon which side wisdom and
+prudence lie. On the following afternoon Yan was seated in his
+accustomed corner when Chou-hu entered the shop with uneven feet. The
+barriers against the street had been raised and the outer door was
+barred so that none might intrude, while Chou-hu had already carefully
+examined the walls to ensure that no crevices remained unsealed. As he
+entered he was seeking, somewhat incoherently, to justify himself by
+assuring the deities that he had almost changed his mind until he
+remembered the many impious acts on Yan’s part in the past, to avenge
+which he felt himself to be their duly appointed instrument.
+Furthermore, to convince them of the excellence of his motive (and
+also to protect himself against the influence of evil spirits) he
+advanced repeating the words of an invocation which in his youth he
+had been accustomed to say daily in the temple, and thereupon Yan knew
+that the moment was at hand.
+
+“Behold, master!” he exclaimed suddenly, in clearly expressed words,
+“something lies at your feet.”
+
+Chou-hu looked down to the floor and lying before him was a piece of
+silver. To his dull and confused faculties it sounded an inaccurate
+detail of his pre-arranged plan that Yan should have addressed him,
+and the remark itself seemed dimly to remind him of something that he
+had intended to say, but he was too involved with himself to be able
+to attach any logical significance to the facts and he at once stooped
+greedily to possess the coin. Then Yan, who had an unfaltering grasp
+upon the necessities of each passing second, sprang agilely forward,
+swung the staff, and brought it so proficiently down upon Chou-hu’s
+lowered head that the barber dropped lifeless to the ground and the
+weapon itself was shattered by the blow. Without a pause Yan clothed
+himself with his master’s robes and ornaments, wrapped his own garment
+about Chou-hu instead, and opening a stone door let into the ground
+rolled the body through so that it dropped down into the cave beneath.
+He next altered the binding of his hair a little, cut his lips deeply
+for a set purpose, and then reposing upon the couch of the inner
+chamber he took up one of Chou-hu’s pipes and awaited Tsae-che’s
+return.
+
+“It is unendurable that they of the silk market should be so
+ill-equipped,” remarked Tsae-che discontentedly as she entered. “This
+pitiable one has worn away the heels of her sandals in a vain
+endeavour to procure a suitable embroidery, and has turned over the
+contents of every stall to no material end. How have the events of the
+day progressed with you, my lord?”
+
+“To the fulfilling of a written destiny. Yet in a measure darkly, for
+a light has gone out,” replied Yuen Yan.
+
+“There was no unanticipated divergence?” inquired the woman with
+interest and a marked approval of this delicate way of expressing the
+operation of an unpleasant necessity.
+
+“From detail to detail it was as this person desired and contrived,”
+ said Yan.
+
+“And, of a surety, this one also?” claimed Tsae-che, with an internal
+emotion that something was insidiously changed in which she had no
+adequate part.
+
+“The language may be fully expressed in six styles of writing, but who
+shall read the mind of a woman?” replied Yan evasively. “Nevertheless,
+in explicit words, the overhanging shadow has departed and the future
+is assured.”
+
+“It is well,” said Tsae-che. “Yet how altered is your voice, and for
+what reason do you hold a cloth before your mouth?”
+
+“The staff broke and a splinter flying upwards pierced my lips,” said
+Yan, lowering the cloth. “You speak truly, for the pain attending each
+word is by no means slight, and scarcely can this person recognize his
+own voice.”
+
+“Oh, incomparable Chou-hu, how valiantly do you bear your sufferings!”
+ exclaimed Tsae-che remorsefully. “And while this heedless one has been
+passing the time pleasantly in handling rich brocades you have been
+lying here in anguish. Behold now, without delay she will prepare food
+to divert your mind, and to mark the occasion she had already
+purchased a little jar of gold-fish gills, two eggs branded with the
+assurance that they have been earth-buried for eleven years, and a
+small serpent preserved in oil.”
+
+When they had eaten for some time in silence Yuen Yan again spoke.
+“Attend closely to my words,” he said, “and if you perceive any
+disconcerting oversight in the scheme which I am about to lay before
+you do not hesitate to declare it. The threat which Heng-cho the baker
+swore he swore openly, and many reputable witnesses could be gathered
+together who would confirm his words, while the written message of
+reconciliation which he sent will be known to none. Let us therefore
+take that which lies in the cave beneath and clothing it in my robes
+bear it unperceived as soon as the night has descended and leave it in
+the courtyard of Heng-cho’s house. Now Heng-cho has a fig plantation
+outside the city, so that when he rises early, as his custom is, and
+finds the body, he will carry it away to bury it secretly there,
+remembering his impetuous words and well knowing the net of entangling
+circumstances which must otherwise close around him. At that moment
+you will appear before him, searching for your husband, and suspecting
+his burden raise an outcry that may draw the neighbours to your side
+if necessary. On this point, however, be discreetly observant, for if
+the tumult calls down the official watch it will go evilly with
+Heng-cho, but we shall profit little. The greater likelihood is that
+as soon as you lift up your voice the baker will implore you to
+accompany him back to his house so that he may make a full and
+honourable compensation. This you will do, and hastening the
+negotiation as much as is consistent with a seemly regard for your
+overwhelming grief, you will accept not less than five hundred taels
+and an undertaking that a suitable funeral will be provided.”
+
+“O thrice-versatile Chou-hu!” exclaimed Tsae-che, whose eyes had
+reflected an ever-increasing sparkle of admiration as Yan unfolded the
+details of his scheme, “how insignificant are the minds of others
+compared with yours! Assuredly you have been drinking at some magic
+well in this one’s absence, for never before was your intellect so
+keen and lustreful. Let us at once carry your noble stratagem into
+effect, for this person’s toes vibrate to bear her on a project of
+such remunerative ingenuity.”
+
+Accordingly they descended into the cave beneath and taking up Chou-hu
+they again dressed him in his own robes. In his inner sleeve Yan
+placed some parchments of slight importance; he returned the jade
+bracelet to his wrist and by other signs he made his identity
+unmistakable; then lifting him between them, when the night was well
+advanced, they carried him through unfrequented ways and left him
+unperceived within Heng-cho’s gate.
+
+“There is yet another precaution which will ensure to you the
+sympathetic voices of all if it should become necessary to appeal
+openly,” said Yuen Yan when they had returned. “I will make out a deed
+of final intention conferring all I possess upon Yuen Yan as a mark of
+esteem for his conscientious services, and this you can produce if
+necessary in order to crush the niggard baker in the wine-press of
+your necessitous destitution.” Thereupon Yan drew up such a document
+as he had described, signing it with Chou-hu’s name and sealing it
+with his ring, while Tsae-che also added her sign and attestation. He
+then sent her to lurk upon the roof, strictly commanding her to keep
+an undeviating watch upon Heng-cho’s movements.
+
+It was about the hour before dawn when Heng-cho appeared, bearing
+across his back a well-filled sack and carrying in his right hand a
+spade. His steps were turned towards the fig orchard of which Yan had
+spoken, so that he must pass Chou-hu’s house, but before he reached it
+Tsae-che had glided out and with loosened hair and trailing robes she
+sped along the street. Presently there came to Yuen Yan’s waiting ear
+a long-drawn cry and the sounds of many shutters being flung open and
+the tread of hurrying feet. The moments hung about him like the wings
+of a dragon-dream, but a prudent restraint chained him to the inner
+chamber.
+
+It was fully light when Tsae-che returned, accompanied by one whom she
+dismissed before she entered. “Felicity,” she explained, placing
+before Yan a heavy bag of silver. “Your word has been accomplished.”
+
+“It is sufficient,” replied Yan in a tone from which every tender
+modulation was absent, as he laid the silver by the side of the
+parchment which he had drawn up. “For what reason is the outer door
+now barred and they who drink tea with us prevented from entering to
+wish Yuen Yan prosperity?”
+
+“Strange are my lord’s words, and the touch of his breath is cold to
+his menial one,” said the woman in doubting reproach.
+
+“It will scarcely warm even the roots of Heng-cho’s fig-trees,”
+ replied Yuen Yan with unveiled contempt. “Stretch across your hand.”
+
+In trembling wonder Tsae-che laid her hand upon the ebony table which
+stood between them and slowly advanced it until Yan seized it and held
+it firmly in his own. For a moment he held it, compelling the woman to
+gaze with a soul-crushing dread into his face, then his features
+relaxed somewhat from the effort by which he had controlled them, and
+at the sight Tsae-che tore away her hand and with a scream which
+caused those outside to forget the memory of every other cry they had
+ever heard, she cast herself from the house and was seen in the city
+no more.
+
+These are the pages of the forgotten incident in the life of Yuen Yan
+which this narrator has sought out and discovered. Elsewhere, in the
+lesser Classics, it may be read that the person in question afterwards
+lived to a venerable age and finally Passed Above surrounded by every
+luxury, after leading an existence consistently benevolent and marked
+by an even exceptional adherence to the principles and requirements of
+The Virtues.
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER X
+
+ The Incredible Obtuseness of Those who had Opposed
+ the Virtuous Kai Lung
+
+It was later than the appointed hour that same day when Kai Lung and
+Hwa-mei met about the shutter, for the Mandarin’s importunity had
+disturbed the harmonious balance of their fixed arrangement. As the
+story-teller left the inner chamber a message of understanding, veiled
+from those who stood around, had passed between their eyes, and so
+complete was the sympathy that now directed them that without a spoken
+word their plans were understood. Li-loe’s acquiescence had been
+secured by the bestowal of a flask of wine (provided already by
+Hwa-mei against such an emergency), and though the door-keeper had
+indicated reproach by a variety of sounds, he forbore from speaking
+openly of any vaster store.
+
+“Let the bitterness of this one’s message be that which is first
+spoken, so that the later and more enduring words of our remembrance
+may be devoid of sting. A star has shone across my mediocre path which
+now an envious cloud has conspired to obscure. This meeting will
+doubtless be our last.”
+
+Then replied Kai Lung from the darkness of the space above, his voice
+unhurried as its wont:
+
+“If this is indeed the end, then to the spirits of the destinies I
+prostrate myself in thanks for those golden hours that have gone
+before, and had there been no others to recall then would I equally
+account myself repaid in life and death by this.”
+
+“My words ascend with yours in a pale spiral to the bosom of the
+universal mother,” Hwa-mei made response. “I likewise am content,
+having tasted this felicity.”
+
+“There is yet one other thing, esteemed, if such a presumption is to
+be endured,” Kai Lung ventured to request. “Each day a stone has been
+displaced from off the wall and these now lie about your gentle feet.
+If you should inconvenience yourself to the extent of standing upon
+the mound thus raised, and would stretch up your hand, I, leaning
+forth, could touch it with my finger-tips.”
+
+“This also will I dare to do and feel it no reproach,” replied
+Hwa-mei; thus for the first time their fingers met.
+
+“Let me now continue the ignoble message that my unworthy lips must
+bear,” resumed the maiden, with a gesture of refined despair.
+“Ming-shu and Shan Tien, recognizing a mutual need in each, have
+agreed to forego their wordy strife and have entered upon a common
+cause. To mark this reconciliation the Mandarin to-morrow night will
+make a feast of wine and song in honour of Ming-shu and into this
+assembly you will be led, bound and wearing the wooden cang, to
+contribute to their offensive mirth. To this end you will not be
+arraigned to-morrow, but on the following morning at a special court
+swift sentence will be passed and carried out, neither will Shan Tien
+suffer any interruption nor raise an arresting hand.”
+
+The darkness by this time encompassed them so that neither could see
+the other’s face, but across the scent-laden air Hwa-mei was conscious
+of a subtle change, as of a poise or the tightening of a responsive
+cord.
+
+“This is the end?” she whispered up, unable to sustain. “Ah, is it not
+the end?”
+
+“In the high wall of destiny that bounds our lives there is ever a
+hidden gap to which the Pure Ones may guide our unconscious steps
+perchance, if they see fit to intervene. . . . So that to-morrow,
+being the eleventh of the Moon of Gathering-in, is to be celebrated by
+the noble Mandarin with song and wine? Truly the nimble-witted
+Ming-shu must have slumbered by the way!”
+
+“Assuredly he has but now returned from a long journey.”
+
+“Haply he may start upon a longer. Have the musicians been commanded
+yet?”
+
+“Even now one goes to inform the leader of their voices and to bid him
+hold his band in readiness.”
+
+“Let it be your continual aim that nothing bars their progress. Where
+does that just official dwell of whom you lately spoke?”
+
+“The Censor K’o-yih, he who rebuked Shan Tien’s ambitions and made him
+mend his questionable life? His yamen is about the Three-eyed Gate of
+Tai, a half-day’s journey to the south.”
+
+“The lines converge and the issues of Shan Tien, Ming-shu and we who
+linger here will presently be brought to a very decisive point where
+each must play a clear-cut part. To that end is your purpose firm?”
+
+“Lay your commands,” replied Hwa-mei steadfastly, “and measure not the
+burden of their weight.”
+
+“It is well,” agreed Kai Lung. “Let Shan Tien give the feast and the
+time of acquiescence will have passed. . . . The foothold of to-morrow
+looms insecure, yet a very pressing message must meanwhile reach your
+hands.”
+
+“At the feast?”
+
+“Thus: about the door of the inner hall are two great jars of shining
+brass, one on either side, and at their approach a step. Being led, at
+that step I shall stumble. . . . the message you will thereafter find
+in the jar from which I seek support.”
+
+“It shall be to me as your spoken word. Alas! the moment of recall is
+already here.”
+
+“Doubt not; we stand on the edge of an era that is immeasurable. For
+that emergency I now go to consult the spirits who have so far guided
+us.”
+
+On the following day at an evening hour Kai Lung received an imperious
+summons to accompany one who led him to the inner courts. Yet neither
+the cords about his arms nor the pillory around his neck could contain
+the gladness of his heart. From within came the sounds of instruments
+of wood and string with the measured beating of a drum; nothing had
+fallen short, for on that forbidden day, incredibly blind to the
+depths of his impiety, the ill-starred Mandarin Shan Tien was having
+music!
+
+“Gall of a misprocured she-mule!” exclaimed the unsympathetic voice of
+the one who had charge of him, and the rope was jerked to quicken his
+loitering feet. In an effort to comply Kai Lung missed the step that
+crossed his path and stumbling blindly forward would have fallen had
+he not struck heavily against a massive jar of lacquered brass, one of
+two that flanked the door.
+
+“Thy province is to tell a tale rather than to dance a grotesque, as I
+understand the matter,” said the attendant, mollified by the
+amusement. “In any case, restrain thy admitted ardour for a while;
+the call is not yet for us.”
+
+From a group that stood apart some distance from the door one moved
+forth and leisurely crossed the hall. Kai Lung’s wounded head ceased
+to pain him.
+
+“What slave is this,” she demanded of the other in a slow and level
+tone, “and wherefore do the two of you intrude on this occasion?”
+
+“The exalted lord commands that this one of the prisoners should
+attend here thus, to divert them with his fancies, he having a certain
+wit of the more foolish kind. Kai Lung, the dog’s name is.”
+
+“Approach yet nearer to the inner door,” enjoined the maiden,
+indicating the direction; “so that when the message comes there shall
+be no inept delay.” As they moved off to obey she stood in languid
+unconcern, leaning across the opening of a tall brass vase, one hand
+swinging idly in its depths, until they reached their station. Kai
+Lung did not need his eyes to know.
+
+Presently the music ceased, and summoned to appear in turn, Kai Lung
+stood forth among the guests. On the right hand of the Mandarin
+reclined the base Ming-shu, his mind already vapoury with the fumes of
+wine, the secret malice of his envious mind now boldly leaping from
+his eyes.
+
+“The overrated person now about to try your refined patience to its
+limit is one who calls himself Kai Lung,” declared Ming-shu
+offensively. “From an early age he has combined minstrelsy with other
+and more lucrative forms of crime. It is the boast of this
+contumacious mendicant that he can recite a story to fit any set of
+circumstances, this, indeed, being the only merit claimed for his
+feeble entertainment. The test selected for your tolerant amusement on
+this very second-rate occasion is that he relates the story of a
+presuming youth who fixes his covetous hopes upon one so far above his
+degraded state that she and all who behold his uncouth efforts are
+consumed by helpless laughter. Ultimately he is to be delivered to a
+severe but well-earned death by a conscientious official whose
+leisurely purpose is to possess the maiden for himself. Although
+occasionally bordering on the funereal, the details of the narrative
+are to be of a light and gravity-removing nature on the whole.
+Proceed.”
+
+The story-teller made obeisance towards the Mandarin, whose face
+meanwhile revealed a complete absence of every variety of emotion.
+
+“Have I your genial permission to comply, nobility?” he asked.
+
+“The word is spoken,” replied Shan Tien unwillingly. “Let the vaunt be
+justified.”
+
+“I obey, High Excellence. This involves the story of Hien and the
+Chief Examiner.”
+
+
+ The Story of Hien and the Chief Examiner
+
+In the reign of the Emperor K’ong there lived at Ho Chow an official
+named Thang-li, whose degree was that of Chief Examiner of Literary
+Competitions for the district. He had an only daughter, Fa Fei, whose
+mind was so liberally stored with graceful accomplishments as to give
+rise to the saying that to be in her presence was more refreshing than
+to sit in a garden of perfumes listening to the wisdom of seven
+elderly philosophers, while her glossy floating hair, skin of crystal
+lustre, crescent nails and feet smaller and more symmetrical than an
+opening lotus made her the most beautiful creature in all Ho Chow.
+Possessing no son, and maintaining an open contempt towards all his
+nearer relations, it had become a habit for Thang-li to converse with
+his daughter almost on terms of equality, so that she was not
+surprised on one occasion, when, calling her into his presence, he
+graciously commanded her to express herself freely on whatever subject
+seemed most important in her mind.
+
+“The Great Middle Kingdom in which we live is not only inhabited by
+the most enlightened, humane and courteous-minded race, but is itself
+fittingly the central and most desirable point of the Universe,
+surrounded by other less favoured countries peopled by races of
+pig-tailless men and large-footed women, all destitute of refined
+intelligence,” replied Fa Fei modestly. “The sublime Emperor is of all
+persons the wisest, purest and--”
+
+“Undoubtedly,” interrupted Thang-li. “These truths are of gem-like
+brilliance, and the ears of a patriotic subject can never be closed to
+the beauty and music of their ceaseless repetition. Yet between father
+and daughter in the security of an inner chamber there not unnaturally
+arise topics of more engrossing interest. For example, now that you
+are of a marriageable age, have your eyes turned in the direction of
+any particular suitor?”
+
+“Oh, thrice-venerated sire!” exclaimed Fa Fei, looking vainly round
+for some attainable object behind which to conceal her honourable
+confusion, “should the thoughts of a maiden dwell definitely on a
+matter of such delicate consequence?”
+
+“They should not,” replied her father; “but as they invariably do, the
+speculation is one outside our immediate concern. Nor, as it is your
+wonted custom to ascend upon the outside roof at a certain hour of the
+morning, is it reasonable to assume that you are ignorant of the
+movements of the two young men who daily contrive to linger before
+this in no way attractive residence without any justifiable pretext.”
+
+“My father is all-seeing,” replied Fa Fei in a commendable spirit of
+dutiful acquiescence, and also because it seemed useless to deny the
+circumstance.
+
+“It is unnecessary,” said Thang-li. “Surrounded, as he is, by a
+retinue of eleven female attendants, it is enough to be all-hearing.
+But which of the two has impressed you in the more favourable light?”
+
+“How can the inclinations of an obedient daughter affect the matter?”
+ said Fa Fei evasively. “Unless, O most indulgent, it is your amiable
+intention to permit me to follow the inspiration of my own unfettered
+choice?”
+
+“Assuredly,” replied the benevolent Thang-li. “Provided, of course,
+that the choice referred to should by no evil mischance run in a
+contrary direction to my own maturer judgment.”
+
+“Yet if such an eventuality did haply arise?” persisted Fa Fei.
+
+“None but the irredeemably foolish spend their time in discussing the
+probable sensation of being struck by a thunderbolt,” said Thang-li
+more coldly. “From this day forth, also, be doubly guarded in the
+undeviating balance of your attitude. Restrain the swallow-like
+flights of your admittedly brilliant eyes, and control the movements
+of your expressive fan within the narrowest bounds of necessity. This
+person’s position between the two is one of exceptional delicacy and
+he has by no means yet decided which to favour.”
+
+“In such a case,” inquired Fa Fei, caressing his pig-tail
+persuasively, “how does a wise man act, and by what manner of omens is
+he influenced in his decision?”
+
+“In such a case,” replied Thang-li, “a very wise man does not act; but
+maintaining an impassive countenance, he awaits the unrolling of
+events until he sees what must inevitably take place. It is thus that
+his reputation for wisdom is built up.”
+
+“Furthermore,” said Fa Fei hopefully, “the ultimate pronouncement
+rests with the guarding deities?”
+
+“Unquestionably,” agreed Thang-li. “Yet, by a venerable custom, the
+esteem of the maiden’s parents is the detail to which the suitors
+usually apply themselves with the greatest diligence.”
+ *
+
+Of the two persons thus referred to by Thang-li, one, Tsin Lung, lived
+beneath the sign of the Righteous Ink Brush. By hereditary right Tsin
+Lung followed the profession of copying out the more difficult
+Classics in minute characters upon parchments so small that an entire
+library could be concealed among the folds of a garment, in this
+painstaking way enabling many persons who might otherwise have failed
+at the public examination, and been driven to spend an idle and
+perhaps even dissolute life, to pass with honourable distinction to
+themselves and widespread credit to his resourceful system. One
+gratified candidate, indeed, had compared his triumphal passage
+through the many grades of the competition to the luxurious ease of
+being carried in a sedan-chair, and from that time Tsin Lung was
+jestingly referred to as a “sedan-chair.”
+
+It might reasonably be thought that a person enjoying this enviable
+position would maintain a loyal pride in the venerable traditions of
+his house and suffer the requirements of his craft to become the four
+walls of his ambition. Alas! Tsin Lung must certainly have been born
+under the influence of a very evil planet, for the literary quality of
+his profession did not entice his imagination at all, and his sole and
+frequently-expressed desire was to become a pirate. Nothing but the
+necessity of obtaining a large sum of money with which to purchase a
+formidable junk and to procure the services of a band of capable and
+bloodthirsty outlaws bound him to Ho Chow, unless, perchance, it might
+be the presence there of Fa Fei after he had once cast his piratical
+eye upon her overwhelming beauty.
+
+The other of the two persons was Hien, a youth of studious desires and
+unassuming manner. His father had been the chief tax-collector of the
+Chunling mountains, beyond the town, and although the exact nature of
+the tax and the reason for its extortion had become forgotten in the
+process of interminable ages, he himself never admitted any doubt of
+his duty to collect it from all who passed over the mountains, even
+though the disturbed state of the country made it impossible for him
+to transmit the proceeds to the capital. To those who uncharitably
+extended the envenomed tongue of suspicion towards the very existence
+of any Imperial tax, the father of Hien replied with unshaken loyalty
+that in such a case the sublime Emperor had been very treacherously
+served by his advisers, as the difficulty of the paths and the
+intricate nature of the passes rendered the spot peculiarly suitable
+for the purpose, and as he was accompanied by a well-armed and
+somewhat impetuous band of followers, his arguments were inevitably
+successful. When he Passed Beyond, Hien accepted the leadership, but
+solely out of a conscientious respect for his father’s memory, for his
+heart was never really in the occupation. His time was almost wholly
+taken up in reading the higher Classics, and even before he had seen
+Fa Fei his determination had been taken that when once he had
+succeeded in passing the examination for the second degree and thereby
+become entitled to an inferior mandarinship he would abandon his
+former life forever. From this resolution the entreaties of his
+devoted followers could not shake him, and presently they ceased to
+argue, being reassured by the fact that although Hien presented
+himself unfailingly for every examination his name appeared at the
+foot of each successive list with unvarying frequency. It was at this
+period that he first came under the ennobling spell of Fa Fei’s
+influence and from that time forth he redoubled his virtuous efforts.
+
+After conversing with her father, as already related, Fa Fei spent the
+day in an unusually thoughtful spirit. As soon as it was dark she
+stepped out from the house and veiling her purpose under the pretext
+of gathering some herbs to complete a charm she presently entered a
+grove of overhanging cedars where Hien had long been awaiting her
+footsteps.
+
+“Rainbow of my prosaic existence!” he exclaimed, shaking hands with
+himself courteously, “have you yet carried out your bold suggestion?”
+ and so acute was his anxiety for her reply that he continued to hold
+his hand unconsciously until Fa Fei turned away her face in very
+becoming confusion.
+
+“Alas, O my dragon-hearted one,” she replied at length, “I have indeed
+dared to read the scroll, but how shall this person’s inelegant lips
+utter so detestable a truth?”
+
+“It is already revealed,” said Hien, striving to conceal from her his
+bitterness. “When the list of competitors at the late examination is
+publicly proclaimed to-morrow at the four gates of the city, the last
+name to be announced will again, and for the eleventh time, be that of
+the degraded Hien.”
+
+“Beloved,” exclaimed Fa Fei, resolved that as she could not honourably
+deny that her Hien’s name was again indeed the last one to appear she
+would endeavour to lead his mind subtly away to the contemplation of
+more pleasurable thoughts, “it is as you have said, but although your
+name is the last, it is by far the most dignified and
+romantic-sounding of all, nor is there another throughout the list
+which can be compared to it for the ornamental grace of its flowing
+curves.”
+
+“Nevertheless,” replied Hien, in a violent access of self-contempt,
+“it is a name of abandoned omen and is destined only to reach the ears
+of posterity to embellish the proverb of scorn, ‘The lame duck should
+avoid the ploughed field.’ Can there--can there by no chance have been
+some hope-inspiring error?”
+
+“Thus were the names inscribed on the parchment which after the public
+announcement will be affixed to the Hall of Ten Thousand Lustres,”
+ replied Fa Fei. “With her own unworthy eyes this incapable person
+beheld it.”
+
+“The name ‘Hien’ is in no way striking or profound,” continued the one
+in question, endeavouring to speak as though the subject referred to
+some person standing at a considerable distance away. “Furthermore, so
+commonplace and devoid of character are its written outlines that it
+has very much the same appearance whichever way up it is looked
+at. . . . The possibility that in your graceful confusion you held the
+list in such a position that what appeared to be the end was in
+reality the beginning is remote in the extreme, yet--”
+
+In spite of an absorbing affection Fa Fei could not disguise from
+herself that her feelings would have been more pleasantly arranged if
+her lover had been inspired to accept his position unquestioningly.
+“There is a detail, hitherto unrevealed, which disposes of all such
+amiable suggestions,” she replied. “After the name referred to,
+someone in authority had inscribed the undeniable comment ‘As usual.’”
+
+“The omen is a most encouraging one,” exclaimed Hien, throwing aside
+all his dejection. “Hitherto this person’s untiring efforts had met
+with no official recognition whatever. It is now obvious that far from
+being lost in the crowd he is becoming an object of honourable
+interest to the examiners.”
+
+“One frequently hears it said, ‘After being struck on the head with an
+axe it is a positive pleasure to be beaten about the body with a
+wooden club,’” said Fa Fei, “and the meaning of the formerly elusive
+proverb is now explained. Would it not be prudent to avail yourself at
+length of the admittedly outrageous Tsin Lung’s services, so that this
+period of unworthy trial may be brought to a distinguished close?”
+
+“It is said, ‘Do not eat the fruit of the stricken branch,’” replied
+Hien, “and this person will never owe his success to one who is so
+detestable in his life and morals that with every facility for a
+scholarly and contemplative existence he freely announces his
+barbarous intention of becoming a pirate. Truly the Dragon of Justice
+does but sleep for a little time, and when he awakens all that will be
+left of the mercenary Tsin Lung and those who associate with him will
+scarcely be enough to fill an orange skin.”
+
+“Doubtless it will be so,” agreed Fa Fei, regretting, however, that
+Hien had not been content to prophesy a more limited act of vengeance,
+until, at least, her father had come to a definite decision regarding
+her own future. “Alas, though, the Book of Dynasties expressly says,
+‘The one-legged never stumble,’ and Tsin Lung is so morally
+ill-balanced that the proverb may even apply to him.”
+
+“Do not fear,” said Hien. “It is elsewhere written, ‘Love and leprosy
+few escape,’ and the spirit of Tsin Lung’s destiny is perhaps even at
+this moment lurking unsuspected behind some secret place.”
+
+“If,” exclaimed a familiar voice, “the secret place alluded to should
+chance to be a hollow cedar-tree of inadequate girth, the unfortunate
+spirit in question will have my concentrated sympathy.”
+
+“Just and magnanimous father!” exclaimed Fa Fei, thinking it more
+prudent not to recognize that he had learned of their meeting-place
+and concealing himself there had awaited their coming, “when your
+absence was discovered a heaven-sent inspiration led me to this spot.
+Have I indeed been permitted here to find you?”
+
+“Assuredly you have,” replied Thang-li, who was equally desirous of
+concealing the real circumstances, although the difficulty of the
+position into which he had hastily and incautiously thrust his body on
+their approach compelled him to reveal himself. “The same inspiration
+led me to lose myself in this secluded spot, as being the one which
+you would inevitably search.”
+
+“Yet by what incredible perversity does it arise, venerable Thang-li,
+that a leisurely and philosophical stroll should result in a person of
+your dignified proportions occupying so unattractive a position?” said
+Hien, who appeared to be too ingenuous to suspect Thang-li’s craft, in
+spite of a warning glance from Fa Fei’s expressive eyes.
+
+“The remark is a natural one, O estimable youth,” replied Thang-li,
+doubtless smiling benevolently, although nothing of his person could
+be actually seen by Hien or Fa Fei, “but the recital is not devoid of
+humiliation. While peacefully studying the position of the heavens
+this person happened to glance into the upper branches of a tree and
+among them he beheld a bird’s nest of unusual size and richness--one
+that would promise to yield a dish of the rarest flavour. Lured on by
+the anticipation of so sumptuous a course, he rashly trusted his body
+to an unworthy branch, and the next moment, notwithstanding his
+unceasing protests to the protecting Powers, he was impetuously
+deposited within this hollow trunk.”
+
+“Not unreasonably is it said, ‘A bird in the soup is better than an
+eagle’s nest in the desert,’” exclaimed Hien. “The pursuit of a fair
+and lofty object is set about with hidden pitfalls to others beyond
+you, O noble Chief Examiner! By what nimble-witted act of adroitness
+is it now your enlightened purpose to extricate yourself?”
+
+At this admittedly polite but in no way inspiring question a silence
+of a very acute intensity seemed to fall on that part of the forest.
+The mild and inscrutable expression of Hien’s face did not vary, but
+into Fa Fei’s eyes there came an unexpected but not altogether
+disapproving radiance, while, without actually altering, the
+appearance of the tree encircling Thang-li’s form undoubtedly conveyed
+the impression that the benevolent smile which might hitherto have
+been reasonably assumed to exist within had been abruptly withdrawn.
+
+“Your meaning is perhaps well-intentioned, gracious Hien,” said
+Thang-li at length, “but as an offer of disinterested assistance your
+words lack the gong-like clash of spontaneous enthusiasm.
+Nevertheless, if you will inconvenience yourself to the extent of
+climbing this not really difficult tree for a short distance you will
+be able to grasp some outlying portion of this one’s body without any
+excessive fatigue.”
+
+“Mandarin,” replied Hien, “to touch even the extremity of your
+incomparable pig-tail would be an honour repaying all earthly
+fatigue--”
+
+“Do not hesitate to seize it, then,” said Thang-li, as Hien paused.
+“Yet, if this person may without ostentation continue the analogy, to
+grasp him firmly by the shoulders must confer a higher distinction and
+would be even more agreeable to his own feelings.”
+
+“The proposal is a flattering one,” continued Hien, “but my hands are
+bound down by the decree of the High Powers, for among the most
+inviolable of the edicts is it not written: ‘Do the lame offer to
+carry the footsore; the blind to protect the one-eyed? Distrust the
+threadbare person who from an upper back room invites you to join him
+in an infallible process of enrichment; turn aside from the one devoid
+of pig-tail who says, “Behold, a few drops daily at the hour of the
+morning sacrifice and your virtuous head shall be again like a
+well-sown rice-field at the time of harvest”; and towards the passing
+stranger who offers you that mark of confidence which your friends
+withhold close and yet again open a different eye. So shall you grow
+obese in wisdom’?”
+
+“Alas!” exclaimed Thang-li, “the inconveniences of living in an Empire
+where a person has to regulate the affairs of his everyday life by the
+sacred but antiquated proverbial wisdom of his remote ancestors are by
+no means trivial. Cannot this possibly mythical obstacle be
+flattened-out by the amiable acceptance of a jar of sea snails or some
+other seasonable delicacy, honourable Hien?”
+
+“Nothing but a really well-grounded encouragement as regards Fa Fei
+can persuade this person to regard himself as anything but a solitary
+outcast,” replied Hien, “and one paralysed in every useful impulse.
+Rather than abandon the opportunity of coming to such an arrangement
+he would almost be prepared to give up all idea of ever passing the
+examination for the second degree.”
+
+“By no means,” exclaimed Thang-li hastily. “The sacrifice would be too
+excessive. Do not relinquish your sleuth-hound-like persistence, and
+success will inevitably reward your ultimate end.”
+
+“Can it really be,” said Hien incredulously, “that my contemptible
+efforts are a matter of sympathetic interest to one so high up in
+every way as the renowned Chief Examiner?”
+
+“They are indeed,” replied Thang-li, with that ingratiating candour
+that marked his whole existence. “Doubtless so prosaic a detail as the
+system of remuneration has never occupied your refined thoughts, but
+when it is understood that those in the position of this person are
+rewarded according to the success of the candidates you will begin to
+grasp the attitude.”
+
+“In that case,” remarked Hien, with conscious humiliation, “nothing
+but a really sublime tolerance can have restrained you from upbraiding
+this obscure competitor as a thoroughly corrupt egg.”
+
+“On the contrary,” replied Thang-li reassuringly, “I have long
+regarded you as the auriferous fowl itself. It is necessary to
+explain, perhaps, that the payment by result alluded to is not based
+on the number of successful candidates, but--much more reasonably as
+all those have to be provided with lucrative appointments by the
+authorities--on the economy effected to the State by those whom I can
+conscientiously reject. Owing to the malignant Tsin Lung’s sinister
+dexterity these form an ever-decreasing band, so that you may now be
+fittingly deemed the chief prop of a virtuous but poverty-afflicted
+line. When you reflect that for the past eleven years you have thus
+really had the honour of providing the engaging Fa Fei with all the
+necessities of her very ornamental existence you will see that you
+already possess practically all the advantages of matrimony.
+Nevertheless, if you will now bring our agreeable conversation to an
+end by releasing this inauspicious person he will consider the matter
+with the most indulgent sympathies.”
+
+“Withhold!” exclaimed a harsh voice before Hien could reply, and from
+behind a tree where he had heard Thang-li’s impolite reference to
+himself Tsin Lung stood forth. “How does it chance, O two-complexioned
+Chief Examiner, that after weighing this one’s definite
+proposals--even to the extent of demanding a certain proportion in
+advance--you are now engaged in holding out the same alluring hope to
+another? Assuredly, if your existence is so critically imperilled this
+person and none other will release you and claim the reward.”
+
+“Turn your face backwards, imperious Tsin Lung,” cried Hien. “These
+incapable hands alone shall have the overwhelming distinction of
+drawing forth the illustrious Thang-li.”
+
+“Do not get entangled among my advancing footsteps, immature one,”
+ contemptuously replied Tsin Lung, shaking the massive armour in which
+he was encased from head to foot. “It is inept for pigmies to stand
+before one who has every intention of becoming a rapacious pirate
+shortly.”
+
+“The sedan-chair is certainly in need of new shafts,” retorted Hien,
+and drawing his sword with an expression of ferocity he caused it to
+whistle around his head so loudly that a flock of migratory doves
+began to arrive, under the impression that others of their tribe were
+calling them to assemble.
+
+“Alas!” exclaimed Thang-li, in an accent of despair, “doubtless the
+wise Nung-yu was surrounded by disciples all eager that no other
+should succour him when he remarked: ‘A humble friend in the same
+village is better than sixteen influential brothers in the Royal
+Palace.’ In all this illimitable Empire is there not room for one
+whose aspirations are bounded by the submerged walls of a predatory
+junk and another whose occupation is limited to the upper passes of the
+Chunling mountains? Consider the poignant nature of this person’s vain
+regrets if by a couple of evilly directed blows you succeeded at this
+inopportune moment in exterminating one another!”
+
+“Do not fear, exalted Thang-li,” cried Hien, who, being necessarily
+somewhat occupied in preparing himself against Tsin Lung’s attack,
+failed to interpret these words as anything but a direct encouragement
+to his own cause. “Before the polluting hands of one who disdains the
+Classics shall be laid upon your sacred extremities this tenacious
+person will fix upon his antagonist with a serpent-like embrace and,
+if necessary, suffer the spirits of both to Pass Upward in one
+breath.” And to impress Tsin Lung with his resolution he threw away
+his scabbard and picked it up again several times.
+
+“Grow large in hope, worthy Chief Examiner,” cried Tsin Lung, who from
+a like cause was involved in a similar misapprehension. “Rather shall
+your imperishable bones adorn the interior of a hollow cedar-tree
+throughout all futurity than you shall suffer the indignity of being
+extricated by an earth-nurtured sleeve-snatcher.” And to intimidate
+Hien by the display he continued to clash his open hand against his
+leg armour until the pain became intolerable.
+
+“Honourable warriors!” implored Thang-li in so agonized a voice--and
+also because they were weary of the exercise--that Hien and Tsin Lung
+paused, “curb your bloodthirsty ambitions for a breathing-space and
+listen to what will probably be a Last Expression. Believe the
+passionate sincerity of this one’s throat when he proclaims that there
+would be nothing repugnant to his very keenest susceptibilities if an
+escaping parricide, who was also guilty of rebellion, temple-robbing,
+book-burning, murder and indiscriminate violence, and the pollution of
+tombs, took him familiarly by the hand at this moment. What,
+therefore, would be his gratified feelings if two such nobly-born
+subjects joined forces and drew him up dexterously by the body-cloth?
+Accept his definite assurance that without delay a specific
+pronouncement would be made respecting the bestowal of the one around
+whose jade-like personality this encounter has arisen.”
+
+“The proposal casts a reasonable shadow, gracious Hien,” remarked
+Tsin Lung, turning towards the other with courteous deference. “Shall
+we bring a scene of irrational carnage to an end and agree to regard
+the incomparable Thang-li’s benevolent tongue as an outstretched olive
+branch?”
+
+“It is admittedly said, ‘Every road leads in two directions,’ and the
+alternative you suggest, O virtue-loving Tsin Lung, is both reputable
+and just,” replied Hien pleasantly. In this amiable spirit they
+extricated Thang-li and bore him to the ground. At an appointed hour
+he received them with becoming ceremony and after a many-coursed
+repast rose to fulfil the specific terms of his pledge.
+
+“The Line of Thang,” he remarked with inoffensive pride, “has for
+seven generations been identified with a high standard of literary
+achievement. Undeniably it is a very creditable thing to control the
+movements of an ofttime erratic vessel and to emerge triumphantly from
+a combat with every junk you encounter, and it is no less worthy of
+esteem to gather round about one, on the sterile slopes of the
+Chunlings, a devoted band of followers. Despite these virtues,
+however, neither occupation is marked by any appreciable literary
+flavour, and my word is, therefore, that both persons shall present
+themselves for the next examination, and when in due course the result
+is declared the more successful shall be hailed as the chosen suitor.
+Lo, I have spoken into a sealed bottle, and my voice cannot vary.”
+
+Then replied Tsin Lung: “Truly, it is as it is said, astute Thang-li,
+though the encircling wall of a hollow cedar-tree, for example, might
+impart to the voice in question a less uncompromising ring of finality
+than it possesses when raised in a silk-lined chamber and surrounded
+by a band of armed retainers. Nevertheless the pronouncement is one
+which appeals to this person’s sense of justice, and the only
+improvement he can suggest is that the superfluous Hien should hasten
+that ceremony at which he will be an honoured guest by now signifying
+his intention of retiring from so certain a defeat. For by what
+expedient,” he continued, with arrogant persistence, “can you avert
+that end, O ill-destined Hien? Have you not burned joss-sticks to the
+deities, both good and bad, for eleven years unceasingly? Can you, as
+this person admittedly can, inscribe the Classics with such inimitable
+delicacy that an entire volume of the Book of Decorum, copied in his
+most painstaking style, may be safely carried about within a hollow
+tooth, a lengthy ode, traced on a shred of silk, wrapped undetectably
+around a single eyelash?”
+
+“It is true that the one before you cannot bend his brush to such
+deceptive ends,” replied Hien modestly. “A detail, however, has
+escaped your reckoning. Hitherto Hien has been opposed by a thousand,
+and against so many it is true that the spirits of his ancestors have
+been able to afford him very little help. On this occasion he need
+regard one adversary alone. Giving those Forces which he invokes
+clearly to understand that they need not concern themselves with any
+other, he will plainly intimate that after so many sacrifices on his
+part something of a really tangible affliction is required to
+overwhelm Tsin Lung. Whether this shall take the form of mental
+stagnation, bodily paralysis, demoniacal possession, derangement of
+the internal faculties, or being changed into one of the lower
+animals, it might be presumptuous on this person’s part to stipulate,
+but by invoking every accessible power and confining himself to this
+sole petition a very definite tragedy may be expected. Beware, O
+contumacious Lung, ‘However high the tree the shortest axe can reach
+its trunk.’”
+ *
+
+As the time for the examination drew near the streets of Ho Chow began
+to wear a fuller and more animated appearance both by day and night.
+Tsin Lung’s outer hall was never clear of anxious suppliants all
+entreating him to supply them with minute and reliable copies of the
+passages which they found most difficult in the selected works, but
+although his low and avaricious nature was incapable of rejecting this
+means of gain he devoted his closest energies and his most inspired
+moments to his own personal copies, a set of books so ethereal that
+they floated in the air without support and so cunningly devised in
+the blending of their colour as to be, in fact, quite invisible to any
+but his microscopic eyes. Hien, on the other hand, devoted himself
+solely to interesting the Powers against his rival’s success by every
+variety of incentive, omen, sacrifice, imprecation, firework,
+inscribed curse, promise, threat or combination of inducements.
+Through the crowded streets and by-ways of Ho Chow moved the
+imperturbable Thang-li, smiling benevolently on those whom he
+encountered and encouraging each competitor, and especially Hien and
+Tsin Lung, with a cheerful proverb suited to the moment.
+
+An outside cause had further contributed to make this period one of
+the most animated in the annals of Ho Chow, for not only was the city,
+together with the rest of the imperishable Empire, celebrating a great
+and popular victory, but, as a direct consequence of that event, the
+sublime Emperor himself was holding his court at no great distance
+away. An armed and turbulent rabble of illiterate barbarians had
+suddenly appeared in the north and, not giving a really sufficient
+indication of their purpose, had traitorously assaulted the capital.
+Had he followed the prompting of his own excessive magnanimity, the
+charitable Monarch would have refused to take any notice whatever of
+so puny and contemptible a foe, but so unmistakable became the wishes
+of the Ever-victorious Army that, yielding to their importunity, he
+placed himself at their head and resolutely led them backward. Had the
+opposing army been more intelligent, this crafty move would certainly
+have enticed them on into the plains, where they would have fallen an
+easy victim to the Imperial troops and all perished miserably. Owing
+to their low standard of reasoning, however, the mule-like invaders
+utterly failed to grasp the advantage which, as far as the appearance
+tended, they might reasonably be supposed to reap by an immediate
+pursuit. They remained incapably within the capital slavishly
+increasing its defences, while the Ever-victorious lurked
+resourcefully in the neighbourhood of Ho Chow, satisfied that with so
+dull-witted an adversary they could, if the necessity arose, go still
+further.
+
+Upon a certain day of the period thus indicated there arrived at the
+gate of the royal pavilion one having the appearance of an aged seer,
+who craved to be led into the Imperial Presence.
+
+“Lo, Mightiest,” said a slave, bearing in this message, “there stands
+at the outer gate one resembling an ancient philosopher, desiring to
+gladden his failing eyesight before he Passes Up with a brief vision
+of your illuminated countenance.”
+
+“The petition is natural but inopportune,” replied the agreeable
+Monarch. “Let the worthy soothsayer be informed that after an
+exceptionally fatiguing day we are now snatching a few short hours of
+necessary repose, from which it would be unseemly to recall us.”
+
+“He received your gracious words with distended ears and then observed
+that it was for your All-wisdom to decide whether an inspired message
+which he had read among the stars was not of more consequence than
+even a refreshing sleep,” reported the slave, returning.
+
+“In that case,” replied the Sublimest, “tell the persevering wizard
+that we have changed our minds and are religiously engaged in
+worshipping our ancestors, so that it would be really sacrilegious to
+interrupt us.”
+
+“He kowtowed profoundly at the mere mention of your charitable
+occupation and proceeded to depart, remarking that it would indeed be
+corrupt to disturb so meritorious an exercise with a scheme simply for
+your earthly enrichment,” again reported the message-bearer.
+
+“Restrain him!” hastily exclaimed the broadminded Sovereign. “Give the
+venerable necromancer clearly to understand that we have worshipped
+them enough for one day. Doubtless the accommodating soothsayer has
+discovered some rare jewel which he is loyally bringing to embellish
+our crown.”
+
+“There are rarer jewels than those which can be pasted in a crown,
+Supreme Head,” said the stranger, entering unperceived behind the
+attending slave. He bore the external signs of an infirm magician,
+while his face was hidden in a cloth to mark the imposition of a
+solemn vow. “With what apter simile,” he continued, “can this person
+describe an imperishable set of verses which he heard this morning
+falling from the lips of a wandering musician like a seven-roped cable
+of pearls pouring into a silver bucket? The striking and original
+title was ‘Concerning Spring,’ and although the snow lay deep at the
+time several bystanders agreed that an azalea bush within hearing came
+into blossom at the eighty-seventh verse.”
+
+“We have heard of the poem to which you refer with so just a sense of
+balance,” said the impartial Monarch encouragingly. (Though not to
+create a two-sided impression it may be freely stated that he himself
+was the author of the inspired composition.) “Which part, in your
+mature judgment, reflected the highest genius and maintained the most
+perfectly-matched analogy?”
+
+“It is aptly said: ‘When it is dark the sun no longer shines, but who
+shall forget the colours of the rainbow?’” replied the astrologer
+evasively. “How is it possible to suspend topaz in one cup of the
+balance and weigh it against amethyst in the other; or who in a single
+language can compare the tranquillizing grace of a maiden with the
+invigorating pleasure of witnessing a well-contested rat-fight?”
+
+“Your insight is clear and unbiased,” said the gracious Sovereign.
+“But however entrancing it is to wander unchecked through a garden of
+bright images, are we not enticing your mind from another subject of
+almost equal importance?”
+
+“There is yet another detail, it is true,” admitted the sage, “but
+regarding its comparative importance a thoroughly loyal subject may be
+permitted to amend the remark of a certain wise Emperor of a former
+dynasty: ‘Any person in the City can discover a score of gold mines if
+necessary, but One only could possibly have written “Concerning
+Spring.”’”
+
+“The arts may indeed be regarded as lost,” acquiesced the magnanimous
+Head, “with the exception of a solitary meteor here and there. Yet in
+the trivial matter of mere earthly enrichment--”
+
+“Truly,” agreed the other. “There is, then, a whisper in the province
+that the floor of the Imperial treasury is almost visible.”
+
+“The rumour, as usual, exaggerates the facts grossly,” replied the
+Greatest. “The floor of the Imperial treasury is quite visible.”
+
+“Yet on the first day of the next moon the not inconsiderable revenue
+contributed by those who present themselves for the examination will
+flow in.”
+
+“And by an effete and unworthy custom almost immediately flow out
+again to reward the efforts of the successful,” replied the Wearer of
+the Yellow in an accent of refined bitterness. “On other occasions it
+is possible to assist the overworked treasurer with a large and
+glutinous hand, but from time immemorial the claims of the competitors
+have been inviolable.”
+
+“Yet if by a heaven-sent chance none, or very few, reached the
+necessary standard of excellence--?”
+
+“Such a chance, whether proceeding from the Upper Air or the Other
+Parts would be equally welcome to a very hard-lined Ruler,” replied
+the one who thus described himself.
+
+“Then listen, O K’ong-hi, of the imperishable dynasty of Chung,” said
+the stranger. “Thus was it laid upon me in the form of a spontaneous
+dream. For seven centuries the Book of the Observances has been the
+unvarying Classic of the examinations because during that period it
+has never been surpassed. Yet as the Empire has admittedly existed
+from all time, and as it would be impious not to agree that the
+immortal System is equally antique, it is reasonable to suppose that
+the Book of the Observances displaced an earlier and inferior work,
+and is destined in the cycle of time to be itself laid aside for a
+still greater.”
+
+“The inference is self-evident,” acknowledged the Emperor uneasily,
+“but the logical development is one which this diffident Monarch
+hesitates to commit to spoken words.”
+
+“It is not a matter for words but for a stroke of the Vermilion
+Pencil,” replied the other in a tone of inspired authority. “Across
+the faint and puny effusions of the past this person sees written in
+very large and obliterating strokes the words ‘Concerning Spring.’
+Where else can be found so novel a conception combined with so unique
+a way of carrying it out? What other poem contains so many thoughts
+that one instinctively remembers as having heard before, so many
+involved allusions that baffle the imagination of the keenest, and so
+much sound in so many words? With the possible exception of Meng-hu’s
+masterpiece, ‘The Empty Coffin,’ what other work so skilfully conveys
+the impression of being taken down farther than one can ever again
+come up and then suddenly upraised beyond the possible descent? Where
+else can be found so complete a defiance of all that has hitherto been
+deemed essential, and, to insert a final wedge, what other poem is
+half so long?”
+
+“Your criticism is severe but just,” replied the Sovereign, “except
+that part having reference to Meng-hu. Nevertheless, the atmosphere of
+the proposal, though reasonable, looms a degree stormily into a
+troubled future. Can it be permissible even for--”
+
+“Omnipotence!” exclaimed the seer.
+
+“The title is well recalled,” confessed the Emperor. “Yet although
+unquestionably omnipotent there must surely be some limits to our
+powers in dealing with so old established a system as that of the
+examinations.”
+
+“Who can doubt a universal admission that the composer of ‘Concerning
+Spring’ is capable of doing anything?” was the profound reply. “Let
+the mandate be sent out--but, to an obvious end, let it be withheld
+until the eve of the competitions.”
+
+“The moment of hesitancy has faded; go forth in the certainty,
+esteemed,” said the Emperor reassuringly. “You have carried your
+message with a discreet hand. Yet before you go, if there is any
+particular mark of Imperial favour that we can show--something of a
+special but necessarily honorary nature--do not set an iron screen
+between your ambition and the light of our favourable countenance.”
+
+“There is indeed such a signal reward,” assented the aged person, with
+an air of prepossessing diffidence. “A priceless copy of the immortal
+work--”
+
+“By all means,” exclaimed the liberal-minded Sovereign, with an
+expression of great relief. “Take three or four in case any of your
+fascinating relations have large literary appetites. Or, still more
+conveniently arranged, here is an unopened package from the stall of
+those who send forth the printed leaves--‘thirteen in the semblance of
+twelve,’ as the quaint and harmonious phrase of their craft has it.
+Walk slowly, revered, and a thousand rainbows guide your retiring
+footsteps.”
+
+Concerning the episode of this discreetly-veiled personage the
+historians who have handed down the story of the imperishable
+affection of Hien and Fa Fei have maintained an illogical silence. Yet
+it is related that about the same time, as Hien was walking by the
+side of a bamboo forest of stunted growth, he was astonished by the
+maiden suddenly appearing before him from the direction of the royal
+camp. She was incomparably radiant and had the appearance of being
+exceptionally well satisfied with herself. Commanding him that he
+should stand motionless with closed eyes, in order to ascertain what
+the presiding deities would allot him, she bound a somewhat weighty
+object to the end of his pig-tail, at the same time asking him in how
+short a period he could commit about nineteen thousand lines of
+atrociously ill-arranged verse to the tablets of his mind.
+
+“Then do not suffer the rice to grow above your ankles,” she
+continued, when Hien had modestly replied that six days with good
+omens should be sufficient, “but retiring to your innermost chamber
+bar the door and digest this scroll as though it contained the last
+expression of an eccentric and vastly rich relation,” and with a laugh
+more musical than the vibrating of a lute of the purest Yun-nan jade
+in the Grotto of Ten Thousand Echoes she vanished.
+
+It has been sympathetically remarked that no matter how painstakingly
+a person may strive to lead Destiny along a carefully-prepared path
+and towards a fit and thoroughly virtuous end there is never lacking
+some inopportune creature to thrust his superfluous influence into an
+opposing balance. This naturally suggests the intolerable Tsin Lung,
+whose ghoulish tastes led him to seek the depths of that same glade on
+the following day. Walking with downcast eyes, after his degraded
+custom, he presently became aware of an object lying some distance
+from his way. To those who have already fathomed the real character of
+this repulsive person it will occasion no surprise to know that, urged
+on by the insatiable curiosity that was deeply grafted on to his
+avaricious nature, he turned aside to probe into a matter with which
+he had no possible concern, and at length succeeded in drawing a
+package from the thick bush in which it had been hastily concealed.
+Finding that it contained twelve lengthy poems entitled “Concerning
+Spring”, he greedily thrust one in his sleeve, and upon his return,
+with no other object than the prompting of an ill-regulated mind, he
+spent all the time that remained before the contest in learning it
+from end to end.
+
+There have been many remarkable scenes enacted in the great
+Examination Halls and in the narrow cells around, but it can at once
+be definitely stated that nothing either before or since has
+approached the unanimous burst of frenzy that shook the dynasty of
+Chung when in the third year of his reign the well-meaning but
+too-easily-led-aside Emperor K’ong inopportunely sought to replace the
+sublime Classic then in use with a work that has since been recognized
+to be not only shallow but inept. At Ho Chow nine hundred and
+ninety-eight voices blended into one soul-benumbing cry of rage,
+having all the force and precision of a carefully drilled chorus, when
+the papers were opened, and had not the candidates been securely
+barred within their solitary pens a popular rising must certainly have
+taken place. There they remained for three days and nights, until the
+clamour had subsided into a low but continuous hum, and they were too
+weak to carry out a combined effort.
+
+Throughout this turmoil Hien and Tsin Lung each plied an unfaltering
+brush. It may here be advantageously stated that the former person was
+not really slow or obtuse and his previous failures were occasioned
+solely by the inequality he strove under in relying upon his memory
+alone when every other competitor without exception had provided
+himself with a concealed scrip. Tsin Lung also had a very retentive
+mind. The inevitable consequence was, therefore, that when the papers
+were collected Hien and Tsin Lung had accomplished an identical number
+of correct lines and no other person had made even an attempt.
+
+In explaining Thang-li’s subsequent behaviour it has been claimed by
+many that the strain of being compelled, in the exercise of his duty,
+to remain for three days and three nights in the middle of the Hall
+surrounded by that ferocious horde, all clamouring to reach him, and
+the contemplation of the immense sum which he would gain by so
+unparalleled a batch of rejections, contorted his faculties of
+discrimination and sapped the resources of his usually active mind.
+Whatever cause is accepted, it is agreed that as soon as he returned
+to his house he summoned Hien and Tsin Lung together and leaving them
+for a moment presently returned, leading Fa Fei by the hand. It is
+further agreed by all that these three persons noticed upon his face a
+somewhat preoccupied expression, and on the one side much has been
+made of the admitted fact that as he spoke he wandered round the room
+catching flies, an occupation eminently suited to his age and
+leisurely tastes but, it may be confessed, not altogether well chosen
+at so ceremonious a moment.
+
+“It has been said,” he began at length, withdrawing his eyes
+reluctantly from an unusually large insect upon the ceiling and
+addressing himself to the maiden, “that there are few situations in
+life that cannot be honourably settled, and without loss of time,
+either by suicide, a bag of gold, or by thrusting a despised
+antagonist over the edge of a precipice upon a dark night. This
+inoffensive person, however, has striven to arrive at the conclusion
+of a slight domestic arrangement both by passively waiting for the
+event to unroll itself and, at a later period, by the offer of a
+definite omen. Both of the male persons concerned have applied
+themselves so tenaciously to the ordeal that the result, to this
+simple one’s antique mind, savours overmuch of the questionable arts.
+The genial and light-witted Emperor appears to have put his foot into
+the embarrassment ineffectually; and Destiny herself has every
+indication of being disinclined to settle so doubtful a point. As a
+last resort it now remains for you yourself to decide which of these
+strenuous and evenly-balanced suitors I may acclaim with ten thousand
+felicitations.”
+
+“In that case, venerated and commanding sire,” replied Fa Fei simply,
+yet concealing her real regard behind the retiring mask of a modest
+indifference, “it shall be Hien, because his complexion goes the more
+prettily with my favourite heliotrope silk.”
+
+When the results of the examination were announced it was at once
+assumed by those with whom he had trafficked that Tsin Lung had been
+guilty of the most degraded treachery. Understanding the dangers of
+his position, that person decided upon an immediate flight. Disguised
+as a wild-beast tamer, and leading several apparently ferocious
+creatures by a cord, he succeeded in making his way undetected through
+the crowds of competitors watching his house, and hastily collecting
+his wealth together he set out towards the coast. But the evil spirits
+which had hitherto protected him now withdrew their aid. In the
+wildest passes of the Chunlings Hien’s band was celebrating his
+unexpected success by a costly display of fireworks, varied with music
+and dancing. . . . So heavily did they tax him that when he reached
+his destination he was only able to purchase a small and dilapidated
+junk and to enlist the services of three thoroughly incompetent
+mercenaries. The vessels which he endeavoured to pursue stealthily in
+the hope of restoring his fortunes frequently sailed towards him under
+the impression that he was sinking and trying to attract their
+benevolent assistance. When his real intention was at length
+understood both he and his crew were invariably beaten about the head
+with clubs, so that although he persevered until the three hired
+assassins rebelled, he never succeeded in committing a single act of
+piracy. Afterwards he gained a precarious livelihood by entering into
+conversation with strangers, and still later he stood upon a board and
+dived for small coins which the charitable threw into the water. In
+this pursuit he was one day overtaken by a voracious sea-monster and
+perished miserably.
+
+The large-meaning but never fully-accomplishing Emperor K’ong reigned
+for yet another year, when he was deposed by the powerful League of
+the Three Brothers. To the end of his life he steadfastly persisted
+that the rebellion was insidiously fanned, if not actually carried
+out, by a secret confederacy of all the verse-makers of the Empire,
+who were distrustful of his superior powers. He spent the years of his
+exile in composing a poetical epitaph to be carved upon his tomb, but
+his successor, the practical-minded Liu-yen, declined to sanction the
+expense of procuring so fabulous a supply of marble.
+ *
+
+When Kai Lung had repeated the story of the well-intentioned youth
+Hien and of the Chief Examiner Thang-li and had ceased to speak, a
+pause of questionable import filled the room, broken only by the
+undignified sleep-noises of the gross Ming-shu. Glances of implied
+perplexity were freely passed among the guests, but it remained for
+Shan Tien to voice their doubt.
+
+“Yet wherein is the essence of the test maintained,” he asked, “seeing
+that the one whom you call Hien obtained all that which he desired and
+he who chiefly opposed his aims was himself involved in ridicule and
+delivered to a sudden end?”
+
+“Beneficence,” replied Kai Lung, with courteous ease, despite the
+pinions that restrained him, “herein it is one thing to demand and
+another to comply, for among the Platitudes is the admission made: ‘No
+needle has two sharp points.’ The conditions which the subtlety of
+Ming-shu imposed ceased to bind, for their corollary was inexact. In
+no romance composed by poet or sage are the unassuming hopes of
+virtuous love brought to a barren end or the one who holds them
+delivered to an ignominious doom. That which was called for does not
+therefore exist, but the story of Hien may be taken as indicating the
+actual course of events should the case arise in an ordinary state of
+life.”
+
+This reply was not deemed inept by most of those who heard, and they
+even pressed upon the one who spoke slight gifts of snuff and wine.
+The Mandarin Shan Tien, however, held himself apart.
+
+“It is doubtful if your lips will be able thus to frame so confident a
+boast when to-morrow fades,” was his dark forecast.
+
+“Doubtless their tenor will be changed, revered, in accordance with
+your far-seeing word,” replied Kai Lung submissively as he was led
+away.
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER XI
+
+ Of Which it is Written: “In Shallow Water Dragons
+ become the Laughing-stock of Shrimps”
+
+At an early gong-stroke of the following day Kai Lung was finally
+brought up for judgment in accordance with the venomous scheme of the
+reptilian Ming-shu. In order to obscure their guilty plans all
+justice-loving persons were excluded from the court, so that when the
+story-teller was led in by a single guard he saw before him only the
+two whose enmity he faced, and one who stood at a distance prepared to
+serve their purpose.
+
+“Committer of every infamy and inceptor of nameless crimes,” began
+Ming-shu, moistening his brush, “in the past, by the variety of
+discreditable subterfuges, you have parried the stroke of a just
+retribution. On this occasion, however, your admitted powers of
+evasion will avail you nothing. By a special form of administration,
+designed to meet such cases, your guilt will be taken as proved. The
+technicalities of passing sentence and seeing it carried out will
+follow automatically.”
+
+“In spite of the urgency of the case,” remarked the Mandarin, with an
+assumption of the evenly-balanced expression that at one time
+threatened to obtain for him the title of “The Just”, “there is one
+detail which must not be ignored--especially as our ruling will
+doubtless become a lantern to the feet of later ones. You appear,
+malefactor, to have committed crimes--and of all these you have been
+proved guilty by the ingenious arrangement invoked by the learned
+recorder of my spoken word--which render you liable to hanging,
+slicing, pressing, boiling, roasting, grilling, freezing, vatting,
+racking, twisting, drawing, compressing, inflating, rending, spiking,
+gouging, limb-tying, piecemeal-pruning and a variety of less tersely
+describable discomforts with which the time of this court need not be
+taken up. The important consideration is, in what order are we to
+proceed and when, if ever, are we to stop?”
+
+“Under your benumbing eye, Excellence,” suggested Ming-shu
+resourcefully, “the precedent of taking first that for which the
+written sign is the longest might be established. Failing that, the
+names of all the various punishments might be inscribed on separate
+shreds of parchment and these deposited within your state umbrella.
+The first withdrawn by an unbiased--”
+
+“High Excellence,” Kai Lung ventured to interrupt, “a further plan
+suggests itself which--”
+
+“If,” exclaimed Ming-shu in irrational haste, “if the criminal
+proposes to narrate a story of one who in like circumstances--”
+
+“Peace!” interposed Shan Tien tactfully. “The felon will only be
+allowed the usual ten short measures of time for his suggestion, nor
+must he, under that guise, endeavour to insert an imagined tale.”
+
+“Your ruling shall keep straight my bending feet, munificence,”
+ replied Kai Lung. “Hear now my simplifying way. In place of cited
+wrongs--which, after all, are comparatively trivial matters, as being
+merely offences against another or in defiance of a local
+usage--substitute one really overwhelming crime for which the penalty
+is sharp and explicit.”
+
+“To that end you would suggest--?” Uncertainty sat upon the brow of
+both Shan Tien and Ming-shu.
+
+“To straighten out the entangled thread this person would plead guilty
+to the act--in a lesser capacity and against his untrammelled will--of
+rejoicing musically on a day set apart for universal woe: a crime
+aimed directly at the sacred person of the Sublime Head and all those
+of his Line.”
+
+At this significant admission the Mandarin’s expression faded; he
+stroked the lower part of his face several times and unostentatiously
+indicated to the two attendants that they should retire to a more
+distant obscurity. Then he spoke.
+
+“When did this--this alleged indiscretion occur, Kai Lung?” he asked
+in a considerate voice.
+
+“It is useless to raise a cloud of evasion before the sun of your
+penetrating intellect,” replied the story-teller. “The eleventh day of
+the existing moon was its inauspicious date.”
+
+“That being yesterday? Ming-shu, you upon whom the duty of regulating
+my admittedly vagarious mind devolves, what happened officially on the
+eleventh day of the Month of Gathering-in?” demanded the Mandarin in
+an ominous tone.
+
+“On such and such a day, benevolence, threescore and fifteen years
+ago, the imperishable founder of the existing dynasty ascended on a
+fiery dragon to be a guest on high,” confessed the conscience-stricken
+scribe, after consulting his printed tablets. “Owing to the stress of
+a sudden journey significance of the date had previously escaped my
+weed-grown memory, tolerance.”
+
+“Alas!” exclaimed Shan Tien bitterly, “among the innumerable drawbacks
+of an exacting position the enforced reliance upon an unusually inept
+and more than ordinarily self-opinionated inscriber of the spoken word
+is perhaps the most illimitable. Owing to your profuse incompetence
+that which began as an agreeable prelude to a busy day has turned into
+a really serious matter.”
+
+“Yet, lenience,” pleaded the hapless Ming-shu, lowering his voice for
+the Mandarin’s private ear, “so far the danger resides in this one
+throat alone. That disposed of--”
+
+“Perchance,” replied Shan Tien; then turning to Kai Lung: “Doubtless,
+O story-teller, you were so overcome by the burden of your guilt that
+until this moment you have hidden the knowledge of it deep within your
+heart?”
+
+“Magnificence, the commanding quality of your enduring voice would
+draw the inner matter from a marrow-bone,” frankly replied Kai Lung.
+“Fearful lest this crime might go unconfessed and my weak and
+trembling ghost therefrom be held to bear its weight unto the end of
+time, I set out the full happening in a written scroll and sent it at
+daybreak by a sure and secret hand to a scrupulous official to deal
+with as he sees fit.”
+
+“Your worthy confidant would assuredly be a person of incorruptible
+integrity?”
+
+“The repute of the upright Censor K’o-yih had reached even these
+stunted ears.”
+
+“Inevitably: the Censor K’o-yih!” Shan Tien’s hasty glance took in the
+angle of the sun and for a moment rested on the door leading to the
+part where his swiftest horses lay. “By this time the message will
+have reached him?”
+
+“Omnipotence,” replied Kai Lung, spreading out his hands to indicate
+the full extent of his submission, “not even a piece of the finest
+Ping-hi silk could be inserted between the deepest secret of this
+person’s heart and your all-extracting gaze. Should you, in your
+meritorious sense of justice, impose upon me a punishment that would
+seem to be adequate, it would be superfluous to trouble the obliging
+Censor in the matter. To this end the one who bears the message lurks
+in a hidden corner of Tai until a certain hour. If I am in a position
+to intercept him there he will return the message to my hand; if not,
+he will straightway bear it to the integritous K’o-yih.”
+
+“May the President of Hades reward you--I am no longer in a position
+to do so!” murmured Shan Tien with concentrated feeling. “Draw near,
+Kai Lung,” he continued sympathetically, “and indicate--with as little
+delay as possible--what in your opinion would constitute a sufficient
+punishment.”
+
+Thus invited and with his cords unbound, Kai Lung advanced and took
+his station near the table, Ming-shu noticeably making room for him.
+
+“To be driven from your lofty presence and never again permitted to
+listen to the wisdom of your inspired lips would undoubtedly be the
+first essential of my penance, High Excellence.”
+
+“It is gran--inflicted,” agreed Shan Tien, with swift decision.
+
+“The necessary edict may conveniently be drafted in the form of a
+safe-conduct for this person and all others of his band to a point
+beyond the confines of your jurisdiction--when the usually
+agile-witted Ming-shu can sufficiently shake off the benumbing torpor
+now assailing him so as to use his brush.”
+
+“It is already begun, O virtuous harbinger of joy,” protested the
+dazed Ming-shu, overturning all the four precious implements in his
+passion to comply. “A mere breath of time--”
+
+“Let it be signed, sealed and thumb-pressed at every available point
+of ambiguity,” enjoined Shan Tien.
+
+“Having thus oppressed the vainglory of my self-willed mind, the
+presumption of this unworthy body must be subdued likewise. The burden
+of five hundred taels of silver should suffice. If not--”
+
+“In the form of paper obligations, estimable Kai Lung, the same amount
+would go more conveniently within your scrip,” suggested the Mandarin
+hopefully.
+
+“Not convenience, O Mandarin, but bodily exhaustion is the essence of
+my task,” reproved the story-teller.
+
+“Yet consider the anguish of my internal pang, if thus encumbered, you
+sank spent by the wayside, and being thereby unable to withhold the
+message, you were called upon to endure a further ill.”
+
+“That, indeed, is worthy of our thought,” confessed Kai Lung. “To this
+end I will further mortify myself by adventuring upon the uncertain
+apex of a trustworthy steed (a mode of progress new to my experience)
+until I enter Tai.”
+
+“The swiftest and most reputable awaits your guiding hand,” replied
+Shan Tien.
+
+“Let it be enticed forth into a quiet and discreet spot. In the
+interval, while the obliging Ming-shu plies an unfaltering brush, the
+task of weighing out my humiliating burden shall be ours.”
+
+In an incredibly short space of time, being continually urged on by
+the flattering anxiety of Shan Tien (whose precipitancy at one point
+became so acute that he mistook fourscore taels for five), all things
+were prepared. With the inscribed parchment well within his sleeve and
+the bags of silver ranged about his body, Kai Lung approached the
+platform that had been raised to enable him to subdue the expectant
+animal.
+
+“Once in the desired position, weighted down as you are, there is
+little danger of your becoming displaced,” remarked the Mandarin
+auspiciously.
+
+“Your words are, as usual, many-sided in their wise application,
+benignity,” replied Kai Lung. “One thing only yet remains. It is apart
+from the expression of this one’s will, but as an act of justice to
+yourself and in order to complete the analogy--” And he indicated the
+direction of Ming-shu.
+
+“Nevertheless you are agreeably understood,” declared Shan Tien,
+moving apart. “Farewell.”
+
+As those who controlled the front part of the horse at this moment
+relaxed their tenacity, Kai Lung did not deem it prudent to reply, nor
+was he specifically observant of the things about. But a little later,
+while in the act of permitting the creature whose power he ruled to
+turn round for a last look at its former home, he saw that the
+unworthy no longer flourished. Ming-shu, with his own discarded cang
+around his vindictive neck, was being led off in the direction of the
+prison-house.
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER XII
+
+ The Out-passing into a State of Assured Felicity of the
+ Much-enduring Two With Whom These Printed Leaves
+ Have Chiefly Been Concerned
+
+Although it was towards sunset, the heat of the day still hung above
+the dusty earth-road, and two who tarried within the shadow of an
+ancient arch were loath to resume their way. They had walked far, for
+the uncertain steed, having revealed a too contentious nature, had
+been disposed of in distant Tai to an honest stranger who freely
+explained the imperfection of its ignoble outline.
+
+“Let us remain another space of time,” pleaded Hwa-mei reposefully,
+“and as without your all-embracing art the course of events would
+undoubtedly have terminated very differently from what it has, will
+you not, out of an emotion of gratitude, relate a story for my ear
+alone, weaving into it the substance of this ancient arch whose shade
+proves our rest?”
+
+“Your wish is the crown of my attainment, unearthly one,” replied Kai
+Lung, preparing to obey. “This concerns the story of Ten-teh, whose
+name adorns the keystone of the fabric.”
+
+
+ The Story of the Loyalty of Ten-teh, the Fisherman
+
+ “Devotion to the Emperor--”
+
+ _The Five Great Principles_
+
+The reign of the enlightened Emperor Tung Kwei had closed amid scenes
+of treachery and lust, and in his perfidiously-spilled blood was
+extinguished the last pale hope of those faithful to his line. His
+only son was a nameless fugitive--by ceaseless report already Passed
+Beyond--his party scattered and crushed out like the sparks from his
+blackened Capital, while nothing that men thought dare pass their
+lips. The usurper Fuh-chi sat upon the dragon throne and spake with
+the voice of brass cymbals and echoing drums, his right hand shedding
+blood and his left hand spreading fire. To raise an eye before him was
+to ape with death, and a whisper in the outer ways foreran swift
+torture. With harrows he uprooted the land until no household could
+gather round its ancestral tablets, and with marble rollers he
+flattened it until none dare lift his head. For the body of each one
+who had opposed his ambition there was offered an equal weight of fine
+silver, and upon the head of the child-prince was set the reward of
+ten times his weight in pure gold. Yet in noisome swamps and forests,
+hidden in caves, lying on desolate islands, and concealing themselves
+in every kind of solitary place were those who daily prostrated
+themselves to the memory of Tung Kwei and by a sign acknowledged the
+authority of his infant son Kwo Kam. In the Crystal City there was a
+great roar of violence and drunken song, and men and women lapped from
+deep lakes filled up with wine; but the ricesacks of the poor had long
+been turned out and shaken for a little dust; their eyes were closing
+and in their hearts they were as powder between the mill-stones. On
+the north and the west the barbarians had begun to press forward in
+resistless waves, and from The Island to The Beak pirates laid waste
+the coast.
+
+
+ i. UNDER THE DRAGON’S WING
+
+Among the lagoons of the Upper Seng river a cormorant fisher, Ten-teh
+by name, daily followed his occupation. In seasons of good harvest,
+when they of the villages had grain in abundance and money with which
+to procure a more varied diet, Ten-teh was able to regard the
+ever-changeful success of his venture without anxiety, and even to add
+perchance somewhat to his store; but when affliction lay upon the land
+the carefully gathered hoard melted away and he did not cease to
+upbraid himself for adopting so uncertain a means of livelihood. At
+these times the earth-tillers, having neither money to spend nor crops
+to harvest, caught such fish as they could for themselves. Others in
+their extremity did not scruple to drown themselves and their
+dependents in Ten-teh’s waters, so that while none contributed to his
+prosperity the latter ones even greatly added to the embarrassment of
+his craft. When, therefore, his own harvest failed him in addition, or
+tempests drove him back to a dwelling which was destitute of food
+either for himself, his household, or his cormorants, his
+self-reproach did not appear to be ill-reasoned. Yet in spite of all
+Ten-teh was of a genial disposition, benevolent, respectful and
+incapable of guile. He sacrificed adequately at all festivals, and his
+only regret was that he had no son of his own and very scanty chances
+of ever becoming rich enough to procure one by adoption.
+
+The sun was setting one day when Ten-teh reluctantly took up his
+propelling staff and began to urge his raft towards the shore. It was
+a season of parched crops and destitution in the villages, when
+disease could fondle the bones of even the most rotund and leprosy was
+the insidious condiment in every dish; yet never had the Imperial dues
+been higher, and each succeeding official had larger hands and a more
+inexorable face than the one before him. Ten-teh’s hoarded resources
+had already followed the snows of the previous winter, his shelf was
+like the heart of a despot to whom the oppressed cry for pity, and the
+contents of the creel at his feet were too insignificant to tempt the
+curiosity even of his hungry cormorants. But the mists of the evening
+were by this time lapping the surface of the waters and he had no
+alternative but to abandon his fishing for the day.
+
+“Truly they who go forth to fish, even in shallow waters, experience
+strange things when none are by to credit them,” suddenly exclaimed
+his assistant--a mentally deficient youth of the villages whom Ten-teh
+charitably employed because all others rejected him. “Behold, master,
+a spectre bird approaches.”
+
+“Peace, witless,” replied Ten-teh, not turning from his occupation,
+for it was no uncommon incident for the deficient youth to mistake
+widely-differing objects for one another or to claim a demoniacal
+insight into the most trivial happenings. “Visions do not materialize
+for such as thou and I.”
+
+“Nevertheless,” continued the weakling, “if you will but slacken your
+agile proficiency with the pole, chieftain, our supper to-night may
+yet consist of something more substantial than the fish which it is
+our intention to catch to-morrow.”
+
+When the defective youth had continued for some time in this
+meaningless strain Ten-teh turned to rebuke him, when to his
+astonishment he perceived that a strange cormorant was endeavouring to
+reach them, its progress being impeded by an object which it carried
+in its mouth. Satisfying himself that his own birds were still on the
+raft, Ten-teh looked round in expectation for the boat of another
+fisherman, although none but he had ever within his memory sought
+those waters, but as far as he could see the wide-stretching lagoon
+was deserted by all but themselves. He accordingly waited, drawing in
+his pole, and inciting the bird on by cries of encouragement.
+
+“A nobly-born cormorant without doubt,” exclaimed the youth
+approvingly. “He is lacking the throat-strap, yet he holds his prey
+dexterously and makes no movement to consume it. But the fish itself
+is outlined strangely.”
+
+As the bird drew near Ten-teh also saw that it was devoid of the usual
+strap which in the exercise of his craft was necessary as a barrier
+against the gluttonous instincts of the race. It was unnaturally
+large, and even at a distance Ten-teh could see that its plumage was
+smoothed to a polished lustre, its eye alert, and the movement of its
+flight untamed. But, as the youth had said, the fish it carried loomed
+mysteriously.
+
+“The Wise One and the Crafty Image--behold they prostrate themselves!”
+ cried the youth in a tone of awe-inspired surprise, and without a
+pause he stepped off the raft and submerged himself beneath the
+waters.
+
+It was even as he asserted; Ten-teh turned his eyes and lo, his two
+cormorants, instead of rising in anger, as their contentious nature
+prompted, had sunk to the ground and were doing obeisance. Much
+perturbed as to his own most prudent action, for the bird was nearing
+the craft, Ten-teh judged it safest to accept this token and falling
+down he thrice knocked his forehead submissively. When he looked up
+again the majestic bird had vanished as utterly as the flame that is
+quenched, and lying at his feet was a naked man-child.
+
+“O master,” said the voice of the assistant, as he cautiously
+protruded his head above the surface of the raft, “has the vision
+faded, or do creatures of the air before whom even their own kind
+kowtow still haunt the spot?”
+
+“The manifestation has withdrawn,” replied Ten-teh reassuringly, “but
+like the touch of the omnipotent Buddha it has left behind it that
+which proves its reality,” and he pointed to the man-child.
+
+“Beware, alas!” exclaimed the youth, preparing to immerse himself a
+second time if the least cause arose; “and on no account permit
+yourself to be drawn into the snare. Inevitably the affair tends to
+evil from the beginning and presently that which now appears as a
+man-child will assume the form of a devouring vampire and consume us
+all. Such occurrences are by no means uncommon when the great
+sky-lantern is at its full distension.”
+
+“To maintain otherwise would be impious,” admitted his master, “but at
+the same time there is nothing to indicate that the beneficial deities
+are not the ones responsible for this apparition.” With these humane
+words the kindly-disposed Ten-teh wrapped his outer robe about the
+man-child and turned to lay him in the empty creel, when to his
+profound astonishment he saw that it was now filled with fish of the
+rarest and most unapproachable kinds.
+
+“Footsteps of the dragon!” exclaimed the youth, scrambling back on to
+the raft hastily; “undoubtedly your acuter angle of looking at the
+visitation was the inspired one. Let us abandon the man-child in an
+unfrequented spot and then proceed to divide the result of the
+adventure equally among us.”
+
+“An agreed portion shall be allotted,” replied Ten-teh, “but to
+abandon so miraculously-endowed a being would cover even an outcast
+with shame.”
+
+“‘Shame fades in the morning; debts remain from day to day,’” replied
+the youth, the allusion of the proverb being to the difficulty of
+sustaining life in times so exacting, when men pledged their household
+goods, their wives, even their ancestral records for a little flour or
+a jar of oil. “To the starving the taste of a grain of corn is more
+satisfying than the thought of a roasted ox, but as many years must
+pass as this creel now holds fish before the little one can disengage
+a catch or handle the pole.”
+
+“It is as the Many-Eyed One sees,” replied Ten-teh, with unmoved
+determination. “This person has long desired a son, and those who walk
+into an earthquake while imploring heaven for a sign are unworthy of
+consideration. Take this fish and depart until the morrow. Also,
+unless you would have the villagers regard you as not only deficient
+but profane, reveal nothing of this happening to those whom you
+encounter.” With these words Ten-teh dismissed him, not greatly
+disturbed at the thought of whatever he might do; for in no case would
+any believe a word he spoke, while the greater likelihood tended
+towards his forgetting everything before he had reached his home.
+
+As Ten-teh approached his own door his wife came forth to meet him.
+“Much gladness!” she cried aloud before she saw his burden; “tempered
+only by a regret that you did not abandon your chase at an earlier
+hour. Fear not for the present that the wolf-tusk of famine shall gnaw
+our repose or that the dreaded wings of the white and scaly one shall
+hover about our house-top. Your wealthy cousin, journeying back to the
+Capital from the land of the spice forests, has been here in your
+absence, leaving you gifts of fur, silk, carved ivory, oil, wine, nuts
+and rice and rich foods of many kinds. He would have stayed to embrace
+you were it not that his company of bearers awaited him at an arranged
+spot and he had already been long delayed.”
+
+Then said Ten-teh, well knowing that he had no such desirable
+relative, but drawn to secrecy by the unnatural course of events: “The
+years pass unperceived and all changes but the heart of man; how
+appeared my cousin, and has he greatly altered under the enervating
+sun of a barbarian land?”
+
+“He is now a little man, with a loose skin the colour of a
+finely-lacquered apricot,” replied the woman. “His teeth are large and
+jagged, his expression open and sincere, and the sound of his
+breathing is like the continuous beating of waves upon a stony beach.
+Furthermore, he has ten fingers upon his left hand and a girdle of
+rubies about his waist.”
+
+“The description is unmistakable,” said Ten-teh evasively. “Did he
+chance to leave a parting message of any moment?”
+
+“He twice remarked: ‘When the sun sets the moon rises, but to-morrow
+the drawn will break again,’” replied his wife. “Also, upon leaving he
+asked for ink, brushes and a fan, and upon it he inscribed certain
+words.” She thereupon handed the fan to Ten-teh, who read, written in
+characters of surpassing beauty and exactness, the proverb:
+“Well-guarded lips, patient alertness and a heart conscientiously
+discharging its accepted duty: these three things have a sure reward.”
+
+At that moment Ten-teh’s wife saw that he carried something beyond his
+creel and discovering the man-child she cried out with delight,
+pouring forth a torrent of inquiries and striving to possess it. “A
+tale half told is the father of many lies,” exclaimed Ten-teh at
+length, “and of the greater part of what you ask this person knows
+neither the beginning nor the end. Let what is written on the fan
+suffice.” With this he explained to her the meaning of the characters
+and made their significance clear. Then without another word he placed
+the man-child in her arms and led her back into the house.
+
+From that time Hoang, as he was thenceforward called, was received
+into the household of Ten-teh, and from that time Ten-teh prospered.
+Without ever approaching a condition of affluence or dignified ease,
+he was never exposed to the penury and vicissitudes which he had been
+wont to experience; so that none had need to go hungry or ill-clad. If
+famine ravaged the villages Ten-teh’s store of grain was miraculously
+maintained; his success on the lagoons was unvaried, fish even leaping
+on to the structure of the raft. Frequently in dark and undisturbed
+parts of the house he found sums of money and other valuable articles
+of which he had no remembrance, while it was no uncommon thing for
+passing merchants to leave bales of goods at his door in mistake and
+to meet with some accident which prevented them from ever again
+visiting that part of the country. In the meanwhile Hoang grew from
+infancy into childhood, taking part with Ten-teh in all his pursuits,
+yet even in the most menial occupation never wholly shaking off the
+air of command and nobility of bearing which lay upon him. In strength
+and endurance he outpaced all the youths around, while in the
+manipulation of the raft and the dexterous handling of the cormorants
+he covered Ten-teh with gratified shame. So excessive was the devotion
+which he aroused in those who knew him that the deficient youth wept
+openly if Hoang chanced to cough or sneeze; and it is even asserted
+that on more than one occasion high officials, struck by the authority
+of his presence, though he might be in the act of carrying fish along
+the road, hastily descended from their chairs and prostrated
+themselves before him.
+
+In the fourteenth year of the reign of the usurper Fuh-chi a little
+breeze rising in the Province of Sz-chuen began to spread through all
+the land and men’s minds were again agitated by the memory of a hope
+which had long seemed dead. At that period the tyrannical Fuh-chi
+finally abandoned the last remaining vestige of restraint and by his
+crimes and excesses alienated even the protection of the evil spirits
+and the fidelity of his chosen guard; so that he conspired with
+himself to bring about his own destruction. One discriminating adviser
+alone had stood at the foot of the throne, and being no less resolute
+than far-seeing, he did not hesitate to warn Fuh-chi and to hold the
+prophetic threat of rebellion before his eyes. Such sincerity met with
+the reward not difficult to conjecture.
+
+“Who are our enemies?” exclaimed Fuh-chi, turning to a notorious
+flatterer at his side, “and where are they who are displeased with our
+too lenient rule?”
+
+“Your enemies, O Brother of the Sun and Prototype of the Red-legged
+Crane, are dead and unmourned. The living do naught but speak of your
+clemency and bask in the radiance of your eye-light,” protested the
+flatterer.
+
+“It is well said,” replied Fuh-chi. “How is it, then, that any can eat
+of our rice and receive our bounty and yet repay us with ingratitude
+and taunts, holding their joints stiffly in our presence? Lo, even
+lambs have the grace to suck kneeling.”
+
+“Omnipotence,” replied the just minister, “if this person is deficient
+in the more supple graces of your illustrious Court it is because the
+greater part of his life has been spent in waging your wars in
+uncivilized regions. Nevertheless, the alarm can be as competently
+sounded upon a brass drum as by a silver trumpet, and his words came
+forth from a sincere throat.”
+
+“Then the opportunity is by no means to be lost,” exclaimed Fuh-chi,
+who was by this time standing some distance from himself in the
+effects of distilled pear juice; “for we have long desired to see the
+difference which must undoubtedly exist between a sincere throat and
+one bent to the continual use of evasive flattery.”
+
+Without further consideration he ordered that both persons should be
+beheaded and that their bodies should be brought for his inspection.
+From that time there was none to stay his hand or to guide his policy,
+so that he mixed blood and wine in foolishness and lust until the land
+was sick and heaved.
+
+The whisper starting from Sz-chuen passed from house to house and from
+town to town until it had cast a network over every province, yet no
+man could say whence it came or by whom the word was passed. It might
+be in the manner of a greeting or the pledging of a cup of tea, by the
+offer of a coin to a blind beggar at the gate, in the fold of a
+carelessly-worn garment, or even by the passing of a leper through a
+town. Oppression still lay heavily upon the people; but it was without
+aim and carried no restraint; famine and pestilence still went hand in
+hand, but the message rode on their backs and was hospitably received.
+Soon, growing bolder, men stood face to face and spoke of settled
+plans, gave signs, and openly declared themselves. On all sides
+proclamations began to be affixed; next weapons were distributed,
+hands were made proficient in their uses, until nothing remained but
+definite instruction and a swift summons for the appointed day. At
+intervals omens had appeared in the sky and prophecies had been put
+into the mouths of sooth-sayers, so that of the success of the
+undertaking and of its justice none doubted. On the north and the west
+entire districts had reverted to barbarism, and on the coasts the
+pirates anchored by the water-gates of walled cities and tossed jests
+to the watchmen on the towers.
+
+Throughout this period Ten-teh had surrounded Hoang with an added
+care, never permitting him to wander beyond his sight, and distrusting
+all men in spite of his confiding nature. One night, when a fierce
+storm beyond the memory of man was raging, there came at the middle
+hour a knocking upon the outer wall, loud and insistent; nevertheless
+Ten-teh did not at once throw open the door in courteous invitation,
+but drawing aside a shutter he looked forth. Before the house stood one
+of commanding stature, clad from head to foot in robes composed of
+plaited grasses, dyed in many colours. Around him ran a stream of
+water, while the lightning issuing in never-ceasing flashes from his
+eyes revealed that his features were rugged and his ears pierced with
+many holes from which the wind whistled until the sound resembled the
+shrieks of ten thousand tortured ones under the branding-iron. From
+him the tempest proceeded in every direction, but he stood unmoved
+among it, without so much as a petal of the flowers he wore
+disarranged.
+
+In spite of these indications, and of the undoubted fact that the
+Being could destroy the house with a single glance, Ten-teh still
+hesitated.
+
+“The night is dark and stormy, and robbers and evil spirits are
+certainly about in large numbers, striving to enter unperceived by any
+open door,” he protested, but with becoming deference. “With what does
+your welcome and opportune visit concern itself, honourable stranger?”
+
+“The one before you is not accustomed to be questioned in his doings,
+or even to be spoken to by ordinary persons,” replied the Being.
+“Nevertheless, Ten-teh, there is that in your history for the past
+fourteen years which saves you from the usual fatal consequences of so
+gross an indiscretion. Let it suffice that it is concerned with the
+flight of the cormorant.”
+
+Upon this assurance Ten-teh no longer sought evasion. He hastened to
+throw open the outer door and the stranger entered, whereupon the
+tempest ceased, although the thunder and lightning still lingered
+among the higher mountains. In passing through the doorway the robe of
+plaited grasses caught for a moment on the staple and pulling aside
+revealed that the Being wore upon his left foot a golden sandal and
+upon his right foot one of iron, while embedded in his throat was a
+great pearl. Convinced by this that he was indeed one of the Immortal
+Eight, Ten-teh prostrated himself fittingly, and explained that the
+apparent disrespect of his reception arose from a conscientious
+interest in the safety of the one committed to his care.
+
+“It is well,” replied the Being affably; “and your unvarying fidelity
+shall not go unrewarded when the proper time arrives. Now bring
+forward the one whom hitherto you have wisely called Hoang.”
+
+In secret during the past years Ten-teh had prepared for such an
+emergency a yellow silk robe bearing embroidered on it the Imperial
+Dragon with Five Claws. He had also provided suitable ornaments, fur
+coverings for the hands and face, and a sword and shield. Waking
+Hoang, he quickly dressed him, sprinkled a costly perfume about his
+head and face, and taking him for the last time by the hand he led him
+into the presence of the stranger.
+
+“Kwo Kam, chosen representative of the sacred line of Tang,” began the
+Being, when he and Hoang had exchanged signs and greetings of equality
+in an obscure tongue, “the grafted peach-tree on the Crystal Wall is
+stricken and the fruit is ripe and rotten to the touch. The flies that
+have fed upon its juice are drunk with it and lie helpless on the
+ground; the skin is empty and blown out with air, the leaves withered,
+and about the root is coiled a great worm which has secretly worked to
+this end. From the Five Points of the kingdom and beyond the Outer
+Willow Circle the Sheaf-binders have made a full report and it has
+been judged that the time is come for the tree to be roughly shaken.
+To this destiny the Old Ones of your race now call you; but beware of
+setting out unless your face should be unchangingly fixed and your
+heart pure from all earthly desires and base considerations.”
+
+“The decision is too ever-present in my mind to need reflection,”
+ replied Hoang resolutely. “To grind to powder that presumptuous tyrant
+utterly, to restore the integrity of the violated boundaries of the
+land, and to set up again the venerable Tablets of the true Tang
+line--these desires have long since worn away the softer portion of
+this person’s heart by constant thought.”
+
+“The choice has been made and the words have been duly set down,” said
+the Being. “If you maintain your high purpose to a prosperous end
+nothing can exceed your honour in the Upper Air; if you fail culpably,
+or even through incapacity, the lot of Fuh-chi himself will be
+enviable compared with yours.”
+
+Understanding that the time had now come for his departure, Hoang
+approached Ten-teh as though he would have embraced him, but the Being
+made a gesture of restraint.
+
+“Yet, O instructor, for the space of fourteen years--” protested
+Hoang.
+
+“It has been well and discreetly accomplished,” replied the Being in a
+firm but not unsympathetic voice, “and Ten-teh’s reward, which shall
+be neither slight nor grudging, is awaiting him in the Upper Air,
+where already his immediate ancestors are very honourably regarded in
+consequence. For many years, O Ten-teh, there has dwelt beneath your
+roof one who from this moment must be regarded as having passed away
+without leaving even a breath of memory behind. Before you stands your
+sovereign, to whom it is seemly that you should prostrate yourself in
+unquestioning obeisance. Do not look for any recompense or distinction
+here below in return for that which you have done towards a nameless
+one; for in the State there are many things which for high reasons
+cannot be openly proclaimed for the ill-disposed to use as feathers in
+their darts. Yet take this ring; the ears of the Illimitable Emperor
+are never closed to the supplicating petition of his children and
+should such a contingency arise you may freely lay your cause before
+him with the full assurance of an unswerving justice.”
+
+A moment later the storm broke out again with redoubled vigour, and
+raising his face from the ground Ten-teh perceived that he was again
+alone.
+
+
+ ii. THE MESSAGE FROM THE OUTER LAND
+
+After the departure of Hoang the affairs of Ten-teh ceased to prosper.
+The fish which for so many years had leaped to meet his hand now
+maintained an unparalleled dexterity in avoiding it; continual storms
+drove him day after day back to the shore, and the fostering
+beneficence of the deities seemed to be withdrawn, so that he no
+longer found forgotten stores of wealth nor did merchants ever again
+mistake his door for that of another to whom they were indebted.
+
+In the year that followed there passed from time to time through the
+secluded villages lying in the Upper Seng valley persons who spoke of
+the tumultuous events progressing everywhere. In such a manner those
+who had remained behind learned that the great rising had been
+honourably received by the justice-loving in every province, but that
+many of official rank, inspired by no friendship towards Fuh-chi, but
+terror-stricken at the alternatives before them, had closed certain
+strong cities against the Army of the Avenging Pure. It was at this
+crisis, when the balance of the nation’s destiny hung poised, that Kwo
+Kam, the only son of the Emperor Tung Kwei, and rightful heir of the
+dynasty of the glorious Tang, miraculously appeared at the head of the
+Avenging Pure and being acclaimed their leader with a unanimous shout
+led them on through a series of overwhelming and irresistible
+victories. At a later period it was told how Kwo Kam had been crowned
+and installed upon his father’s throne, after receiving a mark of
+celestial approbation in the Temple of Heaven, how Fuh-chi had escaped
+and fled and how his misleading records had been publicly burned and
+his detestable name utterly blotted out.
+
+At this period an even greater misfortune than his consistent ill
+success met Ten-teh. A neighbouring mandarin, on a false pretext,
+caused him to be brought before him, and speaking very sternly of
+certain matters in the past, which, he said, out of a well-intentioned
+regard for the memory of Ten-teh’s father he would not cast abroad, he
+fined him a much larger sum than all he possessed, and then at once
+caused the raft and the cormorants to be seized in satisfaction of the
+claim. This he did because his heart was bad, and the sight of Ten-teh
+bearing a cheerful countenance under continual privation had become
+offensive to him.
+
+The story of this act of rapine Ten-teh at once carried to the
+appointed head of the village communities, assuring him that he was
+ignorant of the cause, but that no crime or wrong-doing had been
+committed to call for so overwhelming an affliction in return, and
+entreating him to compel a just restitution and liberty to pursue his
+inoffensive calling peaceably in the future.
+
+“Listen well, O unassuming Ten-teh, for you are a person of
+discernment and one with a mature knowledge of the habits of all
+swimming creatures,” said the headman after attending patiently to
+Ten-teh’s words. “If two lean and insignificant carp encountered a
+voracious pike and one at length fell into his jaws, by what means
+would the other compel the assailant to release his prey?”
+
+“So courageous an emotion would serve no useful purpose,” replied
+Ten-teh. “Being ill-equipped for such a conflict, it would inevitably
+result in the second fish also falling a prey to the voracious pike,
+and recognizing this, the more fortunate of the two would endeavour to
+escape by lying unperceived among the reeds about.”
+
+“The answer is inspired and at the same time sufficiently concise to
+lie within the hollow bowl of an opium pipe,” replied the headman, and
+turning to his bench he continued in his occupation of beating flax
+with a wooden mallet.
+
+“Yet,” protested Ten-teh, when at length the other paused, “surely the
+matter could be placed before those in authority in so convincing a
+light by one possessing your admitted eloquence that Justice would
+stumble over herself in her haste to liberate the oppressed and to
+degrade the guilty.”
+
+“The phenomenon has occasionally been witnessed, but latterly it would
+appear that the conscientious deity in question must have lost all
+power of movement, or perhaps even fatally injured herself, as the
+result of some such act of rash impulsiveness in the past,” replied
+the headman sympathetically.
+
+“Alas, then,” exclaimed Ten-teh, “is there, under the most enlightened
+form of government in the world, no prescribed method of obtaining
+redress?”
+
+“Assuredly,” replied the headman; “the prescribed method is the part
+of the system that has received the most attention. As the one of whom
+you complain is a mandarin of the fifth degree, you may fittingly
+address yourself to his superiors of the fourth, third, second and
+first degrees. Then there are the city governors, the district
+prefects, the provincial rulers, the Imperial Assessors, the Board of
+Censors, the Guider of the Vermilion Pencil, and, finally, the supreme
+Emperor himself. To each of these, if you are wealthy enough to reach
+his actual presence, you may prostrate yourself in turn, and each one,
+with many courteous expressions of intolerable regret that the matter
+does not come within his office, will refer you to another. The more
+prudent course, therefore, would seem to be that of beginning with the
+Emperor rather than reaching him as the last resort, and as you are
+now without means of livelihood if you remain here there is no reason
+why you should not journey to the Capital and make the attempt.”
+
+“The Highest!” exclaimed Ten-teh, with a pang of unfathomable emotion.
+“Is there, then, no middle way? Who is Ten-teh, the obscure and
+illiterate fisherman, that he should thrust himself into the presence
+of the Son of Heaven? If the mother of the dutiful Chou Yii could
+destroy herself and her family at one blow to the end that her son
+might serve his sovereign with a single heart, how degraded an outcast
+must he be who would obtrude his own trivial misfortunes at so
+critical a time.”
+
+“‘A thorn in one’s own little finger is more difficult to endure than
+a sword piercing the sublime Emperor’s arm,’” replied the headman,
+resuming his occupation. “But if your angle of regarding the various
+obligations is as you have stated it, then there is obviously nothing
+more to be said. In any case it is more than doubtful whether the
+Fountain of Justice would raise an eyelash if you, by every
+combination of fortunate circumstance, succeeded in reaching his
+presence.”
+
+“The headman has spoken, and his word is ten times more weighty than
+that of an ill-educated fisherman,” replied Ten-teh submissively, and
+he departed.
+
+From that time Ten-teh sought to sustain life upon roots and wild
+herbs which he collected laboriously and not always in sufficient
+quantities from the woods and rank wastes around. Soon even this
+resource failed him in a great measure, for a famine of unprecedented
+harshness swept over that part of the province. All supplies of
+adequate food ceased, and those who survived were driven by the pangs
+of hunger to consume weeds and the bark of trees, fallen leaves,
+insects of the lowest orders and the bones of wild animals which had
+died in the forest. To carry a little rice openly was a rash challenge
+to those who still valued life, and a loaf of chaff and black mould
+was guarded as a precious jewel. No wife or daughter could weigh in
+the balance against a measure of corn, and men sold themselves into
+captivity to secure the coarse nourishment which the rich allotted to
+their slaves. Those who remained in the villages followed in Ten-teh’s
+footsteps, so that the meagre harvest that hitherto had failed to
+supply one household now constituted the whole provision for many. At
+length these persons, seeing a lingering but inevitable death before
+them all, came together and spoke of how this might perchance be
+avoided.
+
+“Let us consider well,” said one of their number, “for it may be that
+succour would not be withheld did we but know the precise manner in
+which to invoke it.”
+
+“Your words are light, O Tan-yung, and your eyes too bright in looking
+at things which present no encouragement whatever,” replied another.
+“We who remain are old, infirm, or in some way deficient, or we would
+ere this have sold ourselves into slavery or left this accursed desert
+in search of a more prolific land. Therefore our existence is of no
+value to the State, so that they will not take any pains to preserve
+it. Furthermore, now being beyond the grasp of the most covetous
+extortion, the district officials have no reason for maintaining an
+interest in our lives. Assuredly there is no escape except by the
+White Door of which each one himself holds the key.”
+
+“Yet,” objected a third, “the aged Ning has often recounted how in the
+latter years of the reign of the charitable Emperor Kwong, when a
+similar infliction lay upon the land, a bullock-load of rice was sent
+daily into the villages of the valley and freely distributed by the
+headman. Now that same munificent Kwong was a direct ancestor to the
+third degree of our own Kwo Kam.”
+
+“Alas!” remarked a person who had lost many of his features during a
+raid of brigands, “since the days of the commendable Kwong, while the
+feet of our lesser ones have been growing smaller the hands of our
+greater ones have been growing larger. Yet even nowadays, by the
+protection of the deities, the bullock might reach us.”
+
+“The wheel-grease of the cart would alone make the day memorable,”
+ murmured another.
+
+“O brothers,” interposed one who had not yet spoken, “do not cause our
+throats to twitch convulsively; nor is it in any way useful to leave
+the date of solid reflection in pursuit of the stone of light and
+versatile fancy. Is it thought to be expedient that we should send an
+emissary to those in authority, pleading our straits?”
+
+“Have not two already journeyed to Kuing-yi in our cause, and to what
+end?” replied the second one who had raised his voice.
+
+“They did but seek the city mandarin and failed to reach his ear,
+being empty-handed,” urged Tan-yung. “The distance to the Capital is
+admittedly great, yet it is no more than a persevering and
+resolute-minded man could certainly achieve. There prostrating himself
+before the Sublime One and invoking the memory of the imperishable
+Kwong he could so outline our necessity and despair that the one
+wagon-load referred to would be increased by nine and the unwieldy
+oxen give place to relays of swift horses.”
+
+“The Emperor!” exclaimed the one who had last spoken, in tones of
+undisguised contempt towards Tan-yung. “Is the eye of the
+Unapproachable Sovereign less than that of a city mandarin, that
+having failed to come near the one we should now strive to reach the
+other; or are we, peradventure, to fill the sleeves of our messenger
+with gold and his inner scrip with sapphires!” Nevertheless the
+greater part of those who stood around zealously supported Tan-yung,
+crying aloud: “The Emperor! The suggestion is inspired! Undoubtedly
+the beneficent Kwo Kam will uphold our cause and our troubles may now
+be considered as almost at an end.”
+
+“Yet,” interposed a faltering voice, “who among us is to go?”
+
+At the mention of this necessary detail of the plan the cries which
+were the loudest raised in exultation suddenly leapt back upon
+themselves as each person looked in turn at all the others and then at
+himself. The one who had urged the opportune but disconcerting point
+was lacking in the power of movement in his lower limbs and progressed
+at a pace little advanced to that of a shell-cow upon two slabs of
+wood. Tan-yung was subject to a disorder which without any warning
+cast him to the ground almost daily in a condition of writhing frenzy;
+the one who had opposed him was paralysed in all but his head and
+feet, while those who stood about were either blind, lame,
+camel-backed, leprous, armless, misshapen, or in some way mentally or
+bodily deficient in an insuperable degree. “Alas!” exclaimed one, as
+the true understanding of their deformities possessed him, “not only
+would they of the Court receive it as a most detestable insult if we
+sent such as ourselves, but the probability of anyone so harassed
+overcoming the difficulties of river, desert and mountain barrier is
+so remote that this person is more than willing to stake his entire
+share of the anticipated bounty against a span-length of succulent
+lotus root or an embossed coffin handle.”
+
+“Let unworthy despair fade!” suddenly exclaimed Tan-yung, who
+nevertheless had been more downcast than any other a moment before;
+“for among us has been retained one who has probably been especially
+destined for this very service. There is yet Ten-teh. Let us seek him
+out.”
+
+With this design they sought for Ten-teh and finding him in his hut
+they confidently invoked his assistance, pointing out how he would
+save all their lives and receive great honour. To their dismay Ten-teh
+received them with solemn curses and drove them from his door with
+blows, calling them traitors, ungrateful ones, and rebellious subjects
+whose minds were so far removed from submissive loyalty that rather
+than perish harmlessly they would inopportunely thrust themselves in
+upon the attention of the divine Emperor when his mind was full of
+great matters and his thoughts tenaciously fixed upon the scheme for
+reclaiming the abandoned outer lands of his forefathers. “Behold,” he
+cried, “when a hand is raised to sweep into oblivion a thousand
+earthworms they lift no voice in protest, and in this matter ye are
+less than earthworms. The dogs are content to starve dumbly while
+their masters feast, and ye are less than dogs. The dutiful son
+cheerfully submits himself to torture on the chance that his father’s
+sufferings may be lessened, and the Emperor, as the supreme head, is
+more to be venerated than any father; but your hearts are sheathed in
+avarice and greed.” Thus he drove them away, and their last hope being
+gone they wandered back to the forest, wailing and filling the air
+with their despairing moans; for the brief light that had inspired
+them was extinguished and the thought that by a patient endurance they
+might spare the Emperor an unnecessary pang was not a sufficient
+recompense in their eyes.
+
+The time of warmth and green life passed. With winter came floods and
+snow-storms, great tempests from the north and bitter winds that cut
+men down as though they had been smitten by the sword. The rivers and
+lagoons were frozen over; the meagre sustenance of the earth lay
+hidden beneath an impenetrable crust of snow and ice, until those who
+had hitherto found it a desperate chance to live from day to day now
+abandoned the unequal struggle for the more attractive certainty of a
+swift and painless death. One by one the fires went out in the houses
+of the dead; the ever-increasing snow broke down the walls. Wild
+beasts from the mountains walked openly about the deserted streets,
+thrust themselves through such doors as were closed against them and
+lurked by night in the most sacred recesses of the ruined temples. The
+strong and the wealthy had long since fled, and presently out of all
+the eleven villages of the valley but one man remained alive and
+Ten-teh lay upon the floor of his inner chamber, dying.
+
+“There was a sign--there was a sign in the past that more was yet to
+be accomplished,” ran the one thought of his mind as he lay there
+helpless, his last grain consumed and the ashes on his hearthstone
+black. “Can it be that so solemn an omen has fallen unfulfilled to the
+ground; or has this person long walked hand in hand with shadows in
+the Middle Air?”
+
+“Dwellers of Yin; dwellers of Chung-yo; of Wei, Shan-ta, Feng, the
+Rock of the Bleak Pagoda and all the eleven villages of the valley!”
+ cried a voice from without. “Ho, inhospitable sleeping ones, I have
+reached the last dwelling of the plain and no one has as yet bidden me
+enter, no voice invited me to unlace my sandals and partake of tea. Do
+they fear that this person is a robber in disguise, or is this the
+courtesy of the Upper Seng valley?”
+
+“They sleep more deeply,” said Ten-teh, speaking back to the full
+extent of his failing power; “perchance your voice was not raised high
+enough, O estimable wayfarer. Nevertheless, whether you come in peace
+or armed with violence, enter here, for the one who lies within is
+past help and beyond injury.”
+
+Upon this invitation the stranger entered and stood before Ten-teh. He
+was of a fierce and martial aspect, carrying a sword at his belt and a
+bow and arrows slung across his back, but privation had set a deep
+mark upon his features and his body bore unmistakable traces of a long
+and arduous march. His garments were ragged, his limbs torn by rocks
+and thorny undergrowth, while his ears had fallen away before the
+rigour of the ice-laden blasts. In his right hand he carried a staff
+upon which he leaned at every step, and glancing to the ground Ten-teh
+perceived that the lower part of his sandals were worn away so that he
+trod painfully upon his bruised and naked feet.
+
+“Greeting,” said Ten-teh, when they had regarded each other for a
+moment; “yet, alas, no more substantial than of the lips, for the
+hospitality of the eleven villages is shrunk to what you see before
+you,” and he waved his arm feebly towards the empty bowl and the
+blackened hearth. “Whence come you?”
+
+“From the outer land of Im-kau,” replied the other. “Over the
+Kang-ling mountains.”
+
+“It is a moon-to-moon journey,” said Ten-teh. “Few travellers have
+ever reached the valley by that inaccessible track.”
+
+“More may come before the snow has melted,” replied the stranger, with
+a stress of significance. “Less than seven days ago this person stood
+upon the northern plains.”
+
+Ten-teh raised himself upon his arm. “There existed, many cycles ago,
+a path--of a single foot’s width, it is said--along the edge of the
+Pass called the Ram’s Horn, but it has been lost beyond the memory of
+man.”
+
+“It has been found again,” said the stranger, “and Kha-hia and his
+horde of Kins, joined by the vengeance-breathing Fuh-chi, lie encamped
+less than a short march beyond the Pass.”
+
+“It can matter little,” said Ten-teh, trembling but speaking to
+reassure himself. “The people are at peace among themselves, the
+Capital adequately defended, and an army sufficiently large to meet
+any invasion can march out and engage the enemy at a spot most
+convenient to ourselves.”
+
+“A few days hence, when all preparation is made,” continued the
+stranger, “a cloud of armed men will suddenly appear openly, menacing
+the western boundaries. The Capital and the fortified places will be
+denuded, and all who are available will march out to meet them. They
+will be but as an empty shell designed to serve a crafty purpose, for
+in the meanwhile Kha-hia will creep unsuspected through the Kang-lings
+by the Ram’s Horn and before the army can be recalled he will swiftly
+fall upon the defenceless Capital and possess it.”
+
+“Alas!” exclaimed Ten-teh, “why has the end tarried thus long if it be
+but for this person’s ears to carry to the grave so tormenting a
+message! Yet how comes it, O stranger, that having been admitted to
+Kha-hia’s innermost council you now betray his trust, or how can
+reliance be placed upon the word of one so treacherous?”
+
+“Touching the reason,” replied the stranger, with no appearance of
+resentment, “that is a matter which must one day lie between Kha-hia,
+this person, and one long since Passed Beyond, and to this end have I
+uncomplainingly striven for the greater part of a lifetime. For the
+rest, men do not cross the King-langs in midwinter, wearing away their
+lives upon those stormy heights, to make a jest of empty words.
+Already sinking into the Under World, even as I am now powerless to
+raise myself above the ground, I, Nau-Kaou, swear and attest what I
+have spoken.”
+
+“Yet, alas!” exclaimed Ten-teh, striking his breast bitterly in his
+dejection, “to what end is it that you have journeyed? Know that out
+of all the eleven villages by famine and pestilence not another man
+remains. Beyond the valley stretch the uninhabited sand plains, so
+that between here and the Capital not a solitary dweller could be
+found to bear the message.”
+
+“The Silent One laughs!” replied Nau-Kaou dispassionately; and drawing
+his cloak more closely about him he would have composed himself into a
+reverent attitude to Pass Beyond.
+
+“Not so!” cried Ten-teh, rising in his inspired purpose and standing
+upright despite the fever that possessed him; “the jewel is precious
+beyond comparison and the casket mean and falling to pieces, but there
+is none other. This person will bear the warning.”
+
+The stranger looked up from the ground in an increasing wonder. “You
+do but dream, old man,” he said in a compassionate voice. “Before me
+stands one of trembling limbs and infirm appearance. His face is the
+colour of potter’s clay; his eyes sunken and yellow. His bones
+protrude everywhere like the points of armour, while his garment is
+scarcely fitted to afford protection against a summer breeze.”
+
+“Such dreams do not fade with the light,” replied Ten-teh resolutely.
+“His feet are whole and untired; his mind clear. His heart is as
+inflexibly fixed as the decrees of destiny, and, above all, his
+purpose is one which may reasonably demand divine encouragement.”
+
+“Yet there are the Han-sing mountains, flung as an insurmountable
+barrier across the way,” said Nau-Kaou.
+
+“The wind passes over them,” replied Ten-teh, binding on his sandals.
+
+“The Girdle,” continued the other, thereby indicating the formidable
+obstacle presented by the tempestuous river, swollen by the mountain
+snows.
+
+“The fish, moved by no great purpose, swim from bank to bank,” again
+replied Ten-teh. “Tell me rather, for the time presses when such
+issues hang on the lips of dying men, to what extent Kha-hia’s legions
+stretch?”
+
+“In number,” replied Nau-Kaou, closing his eyes, “they are as the
+stars on a very clear night, when the thousands in front do but serve
+to conceal the innumerable throng behind. Yet even a small and
+resolute army taking up its stand secretly in this valley and falling
+upon them unexpectedly when half were crossed could throw them into
+disorder and rout, and utterly destroy the power of Kha-hia for all
+time.”
+
+“So shall it be,” said Ten-Teh from the door. “Pass Upward with a
+tranquil mind, O stranger from the outer land. The torch which you
+have borne so far will not fail until his pyre is lit.”
+
+“Stay but a moment,” cried Nau-Kaou. “This person, full of vigour and
+resource, needed the spur of a most poignant hate to urge his trailing
+footsteps. Have you, O decrepit one, any such incentive to your
+failing powers?”
+
+“A mightier one,” came back the voice of Ten-teh, across the snow from
+afar. “Fear not.”
+
+“It is well; they are the great twin brothers,” exclaimed Nau-Kaou.
+“Kha-hia is doomed!” Then twice beating the ground with his open hand
+he loosened his spirit and passed contentedly into the Upper Air.
+
+
+ iii. THE LAST SERVICE
+
+The wise and accomplished Emperor Kwo Kam (to whom later historians
+have justly given the title “Profound”) sat upon his agate throne in
+the Hall of Audience. Around him were gathered the most illustrious
+from every province of the Empire, while emissaries from the courts of
+other rulers throughout the world passed in procession before him,
+prostrating themselves in token of the dependence which their
+sovereigns confessed, and imploring his tolerant acceptance of the
+priceless gifts they brought. Along the walls stood musicians and
+singers who filled the air with melodious visions, while fan-bearing
+slaves dexterously wafted perfumed breezes into every group. So
+unparalleled was the splendour of the scene that rare embroidered
+silks were trodden under foot and a great fountain was composed of
+diamonds dropping into a jade basin full of pearls, but Kwo Kam
+outshone all else by the dignity of his air and the magnificence of
+his apparel.
+
+Suddenly, and without any of the heralding strains of drums and
+cymbals by which persons of distinction had been announced, the arras
+before the chief door was plucked aside and a figure, blinded by so
+much jewelled brilliance, stumbled into the chamber, still holding
+thrust out before him the engraved ring bearing the Imperial emblem
+which alone had enabled him to pass the keepers of the outer gates
+alive. He had the appearance of being a very aged man, for his hair
+was white and scanty, his face deep with shadows and lined like a
+river bank when the waters have receded, and as he advanced, bent down
+with infirmity, he mumbled certain words in ceaseless repetition. From
+his feet and garment there fell a sprinkling of sand as he moved, and
+blood dropped to the floor from many an unhealed wound, but his eyes
+were very bright, and though sword-handles were grasped on all sides
+at the sight of so presumptuous an intrusion, yet none opposed him.
+Rather, they fell back, leaving an open passage to the foot of the
+throne; so that when the Emperor lifted his eyes he saw the aged man
+moving slowly forward to do obeisance.
+
+“Ten-teh, revered father!” exclaimed Kwo Kam, and without pausing a
+moment he leapt down from off his throne, thrust aside those who stood
+about him and casting his own outer robe of state about Ten-teh’s
+shoulders embraced him affectionately.
+
+“Supreme ruler,” murmured Ten-teh, speaking for the Emperor’s ear
+alone, and in such a tone of voice as of one who has taught himself a
+lesson which remains after all other consciousness has passed away,
+“an army swiftly to the north! Let them dispose themselves about the
+eleven villages and, overlooking the invaders as they assemble, strike
+when they are sufficiently numerous for the victory to be lasting and
+decisive. The passage of the Ram’s Horn has been found and the
+malignant Fuh-chi, banded in an unnatural alliance with the barbarian
+Kins, lies with itching feet beyond the Kang-lings. The invasion
+threatening on the west is but a snare; let a single camp, feigning to
+be a multitudinous legion, be thrown against it. Suffer delay from no
+cause. Weigh no alternative. He who speaks is Ten-teh, at whose
+assuring word the youth Hoang was wont to cast himself into the
+deepest waters fearlessly. His eyes are no less clear to-day, but his
+heart is made small with overwhelming deference or in unshrinking
+loyalty he would cry: ‘Hear and obey! All, all--Flags, Ironcaps,
+Tigers, Braves--all to the Seng valley, leaving behind them the
+swallow in their march and moving with the guile and secrecy of the
+ringed tree-snake.’” With these words Ten-teh’s endurance passed its
+drawn-out limit and again repeating in a clear and decisive voice,
+“All, all to the north!” he released his joints and would have fallen
+to the ground had it not been for the Emperor’s restraining arms.
+
+When Ten-teh again returned to a knowledge of the lower world he was
+seated upon the throne to which the Emperor had borne him. His rest
+had been made easy by the luxurious cloaks of the courtiers and
+emissaries which had been lavishly heaped about him, while during his
+trance the truly high-minded Kwo Kam had not disdained to wash his
+feet in a golden basin of perfumed water, to shave his limbs, and to
+anoint his head. The greater part of the assembly had been dismissed,
+but some of the most trusted among the ministers and officials still
+waited in attendance about the door.
+
+“Great and enlightened one,” said Ten-teh, as soon as his stupor was
+lifted, “has this person delivered his message competently, for his
+mind was still a seared vision of snow and sand and perchance his
+tongue has stumbled?”
+
+“Bend your ears to the wall, O my father,” replied the Emperor, “and
+be assured.”
+
+A radiance of the fullest satisfaction lifted the settling shadows for
+a moment from Ten-teh’s countenance as from the outer court came at
+intervals the low and guarded words of command, the orderly clashing
+of weapons as they fell into their appointed places, and the regular
+and unceasing tread of armed men marching forth. “To the Seng
+valley--by no chance to the west?” he demanded, trembling between
+anxiety and hope, and drinking in the sound of the rhythmic tramp
+which to his ears possessed a more alluring charm than if it were the
+melody of blind singing girls.
+
+“Even to the eleven villages,” replied the Emperor. “At your
+unquestioned word, though my kingdom should hang upon the outcome.”
+
+“It is sufficient to have lived so long,” said Ten-teh. Then
+perceiving that it was evening, for the jade and crystal lamps were
+lighted, he cried out: “The time has leapt unnoted. How many are by
+this hour upon the march?”
+
+“Sixscore companies of a hundred spearmen each,” said Kwo Kam. “By
+dawn four times that number will be on their way. In less than three
+days a like force will be disposed about the passes of the Han-sing
+mountains and the river fords, while at the same time the guards from
+less important towns will have been withdrawn to take their place upon
+the city walls.”
+
+“Such words are more melodious than the sound of many marble lutes,”
+ said Ten-teh, sinking back as though in repose. “Now is mine that
+peace spoken of by the philosopher Chi-chey as the greatest: ‘The eye
+closing upon its accomplished work.’”
+
+“Assuredly do you stand in need of the healing sleep of nature,” said
+the Emperor, not grasping the inner significance of the words. “Now
+that you are somewhat rested, esteemed sire, suffer this one to show
+you the various apartments of the palace so that you may select for
+your own such as most pleasingly attract your notice.”
+
+“Yet a little longer,” entreated Ten-teh. “A little longer by your
+side and listening to your voice alone, if it may be permitted, O
+sublime one.”
+
+“It is for my father to command,” replied Kwo Kam. “Perchance they of
+the eleven villages sent some special message of gratifying loyalty
+which you would relate without delay?”
+
+“They slept, omnipotence, or without doubt it would be so,” replied
+Ten-teh.
+
+“Truly,” agreed the Emperor. “It was night when you set forth, my
+father?”
+
+“The shadows had fallen deeply upon the Upper Seng Valley,” said
+Ten-teh evasively.
+
+“The Keeper of the Imperial Stores has frequently conveyed to us their
+expressions of unfeigned gratitude for the bounty by which we have
+sought to keep alive the memory of their hospitality and our own
+indebtedness,” said the Emperor.
+
+“The sympathetic person cannot have overstated their words,” replied
+Ten-teh falteringly. “Never, as their own utterances bear testimony,
+never was food more welcome, fuel more eagerly sought for, and
+clothing more necessary than in the years of the most recent past.”
+
+“The assurance is as dew upon the drooping lotus,” said Kwo Kam, with
+a lightening countenance. “To maintain the people in an unshaken
+prosperity, to frown heavily upon extortion and to establish justice
+throughout the land--these have been the achievements of the years of
+peace. Yet often, O my father, this one’s mind has turned yearningly
+to the happier absence of strife and the simple abundance which you
+and they of the valley know.”
+
+“The deities ordain and the balance weighs; your reward will be the
+greater,” replied Ten-teh. Already he spoke with difficulty, and his
+eyes were fast closing, but he held himself rigidly, well knowing that
+his spirit must still obey his will.
+
+“Do you not crave now to partake of food and wine?” inquired the
+Emperor, with tender solicitude. “A feast has long been prepared of
+the choicest dishes in your honour. Consider well the fatigue through
+which you have passed.”
+
+“It has faded,” replied Ten-teh, in a voice scarcely above a whisper,
+“the earthly body has ceased to sway the mind. A little longer,
+restored one; a very brief span of time.”
+
+“Your words are my breath, my father,” said the Emperor,
+deferentially. “Yet there is one matter which we had reserved for
+affectionate censure. It would have spared the feet of one who is
+foremost in our concern if you had been content to send the warning by
+one of the slaves whose acceptance we craved last year, while you
+followed more leisurely by the chariot and the eight white horses
+which we deemed suited to your use.”
+
+Ten-teh was no longer able to express himself in words, but at this
+indication of the Emperor’s unceasing thought a great happiness shone
+on his face. “What remains?” must reasonably have been his reflection;
+“or who shall leave the shade of the fruitful palm-tree to search for
+raisins?” Therefore having reached so supreme an eminence that there
+was nothing human above, he relaxed the effort by which he had so long
+sustained himself, and suffering his spirit to pass unchecked, he at
+once fell back lifeless among the cushions of the throne.
+
+That all who should come after might learn by his example, the history
+of Ten-teh was inscribed upon eighteen tablets of jade, carved
+patiently and with graceful skill by the most expert stone-cutters of
+the age. A triumphal arch of seven heights was also erected outside
+the city and called by his name, but the efforts of story-tellers and
+poets will keep alive the memory of Ten-teh even when these
+imperishable monuments shall have long fallen from their destined use.
+ *
+
+When Kai Lung had completed the story of the loyalty of Ten-teh and
+had pointed out the forgotten splendour of the crumbling arch, the
+coolness of the evening tempted them to resume their way. Moving
+without discomfort to themselves before nightfall they reached a small
+but seemly cottage conveniently placed upon the mountain-side. At the
+gate stood an aged person whose dignified appearance was greatly added
+to by his long white moustaches. These possessions he pointed out to
+Hwa-mei with inoffensive pride as he welcomed the two who stood before
+him.
+
+“Venerated father,” explained Kai Lung dutifully, “this is she who has
+been destined from the beginning of time to raise up a hundred sons to
+keep your line extant.”
+
+“In that case,” remarked the patriarch, “your troubles are only just
+beginning. As for me, since all that is now arranged, I can see about
+my own departure--‘Whatever height the tree, its leaves return to the
+earth at last.’”
+
+“It is thus at evening-time--to-morrow the light will again shine
+forth,” whispered Kai Lung. “Alas, radiance, that you who have dwelt
+about a palace should be brought to so mean a hut!”
+
+“If it is small, your presence will pervade it; in a palace there are
+many empty rooms,” replied Hwa-mei, with a reassuring glance. “I enter
+to prepare our evening rice.”
+
+*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 1267 ***