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+<div>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 12556 ***</div>
+<h1>The Project Gutenberg eBook, A Master of Fortune, by Cutcliffe Hyne,
+Illustrated by Stanley L. Wood</h1>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr class="full" noshade>
+<br>
+<br>
+<a name="frontspiece.jpg"></a>
+<p class="ctr"><img src="images/frontspiece.jpg" width="30%" alt=
+""><br>
+<b>ATTIRED IN HIGH RUBBER THIGH BOOTS AND LEATHER-BOUND BLACK
+OILSKINS.</b></p>
+<br>
+<h1>A MASTER ...<br>
+OF FORTUNE</h1>
+<h3>Being Further Adventures of<br>
+Captain Kettle</h3>
+<h5>BY</h5>
+<h3>CUTCLIFFE HYNE</h3>
+<h5>AUTHOR OF</h5>
+<h4>"CAPTAIN KETTLE," "THE STRONGER HAND," "THE LOST CONTINENT,"
+ETC.</h4>
+<br>
+<p class="ctr"><img src="images/emblem.jpg" width="15%" alt=""></p>
+<br>
+<h4><i>ILLUSTRATED BY STANLEY L. WOOD</i></h4>
+<h5>1898</h5>
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr style="width: 35%;">
+<br>
+<br>
+<h2>CONTENTS</h2>
+<center><a href="#CHAPTER_I">CHAPTER I.<br>
+IN QUARANTINE.</a><br>
+<br>
+<a href="#CHAPTER_II">CHAPTER II.<br>
+THE LITTLE WOODEN GOD WITH THE EYES.</a><br>
+<br>
+<a href="#CHAPTER_III">CHAPTER III.<br>
+A QUICK WAY WITH REBELS.</a><br>
+<br>
+<a href="#CHAPTER_IV">CHAPTER IV.<br>
+THE NEW REPUBLIC.</a><br>
+<br>
+<a href="#CHAPTER_V">CHAPTER V.<br>
+THE LOOTING OF THE "INDIAN SHERIFF".</a><br>
+<br>
+<a href="#CHAPTER_VI">CHAPTER VI.<br>
+THE WIRE-MILKERS.</a><br>
+<br>
+<a href="#CHAPTER_VII">CHAPTER VII.<br>
+THE DERELICT.</a><br>
+<br>
+<a href="#CHAPTER_VIII">CHAPTER VIII.<br>
+To CAPTURE AN HEIRESS.</a><br>
+<br>
+<a href="#CHAPTER_IX">CHAPTER IX.<br>
+A MATTER OF JUSTICE.</a><br>
+<br>
+<a href="#CHAPTER_X">CHAPTER X.<br>
+DAGO DIVERS.</a><br>
+<br>
+<a href="#CHAPTER_XI">CHAPTER XI.<br>
+THE DEAR INSURED.</a><br>
+<br>
+<a href="#CHAPTER_XII">CHAPTER XII.<br>
+THE FIRE AND THE FARM.</a></center>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr style="width: 35%;">
+<br>
+<br>
+<h2>LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS</h2>
+<center><a href="#frontspiece.jpg">Attired in high rubber thigh
+boots and leather-bound black oilskins <i>Frontispiece</i>.</a><br>
+<br>
+<a href="#page040.jpg">He came and stood with one foot on Kettle's
+breast in the attitude of a conqueror.</a><br>
+<br>
+<a href="#page095.jpg">The little army could only march in single
+file.</a><br>
+<br>
+<a href="#page143.jpg">"You insolent little blackguard, you dare to
+speak to me like that!".</a><br>
+<br>
+<a href="#page175.jpg">He picked up the man and sent him after the
+knife.</a><br>
+<br>
+<a href="#page205.jpg">"I'm a British subject".</a><br>
+<br>
+<a href="#page278.jpg">Out of the middle of these spectators jumped
+the mild, delicate Hamilton.</a><br>
+<br>
+<a href="#page309.jpg">Strangers came up and wrung Kettle's
+unwilling hand.</a></center>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr style="width: 35%;">
+<br>
+<br>
+<h2>Dedication</h2>
+<center>TO CAPTAIN OWEN KETTLE</center>
+<br>
+<br>
+<blockquote><i>My dear Kettle,--<br>
+<br>
+With some considerable trepidation, I venture to offer you here the
+dedication of your unauthorized biography. You will read these
+memoirs, I know, and it is my pious hope that you do not fit the
+cap on yourself as their hero. Of course I have sent you along your
+cruises under the decent disguise of a purser's name, and I trust
+that if you do recognize yourself, you will appreciate this nice
+feeling on my part. Believe me, it was not entirely caused by
+personal fear of that practical form which I am sure your
+displeasure would take if you caught any one putting you into
+print. Even a working novelist has his humane moments; and besides
+if I made you more recognizable, there might be a more dangerous
+broth stirred up, with an ugly international flavor. Would it be
+indiscreet to bring one sweltering day in Bahia to your memory,
+where you made play with a German (or was he a Scandinavian?) and a
+hundredweight drum of good white lead? or might one hint at that
+little affair which made Odessa bad for your health, and indeed
+compelled you to keep away from Black Sea ports entirely for
+several years? I trust, then, that if you do detect my sin in
+making myself without leave or license your personal historian, you
+will be induced for the sake of your present respectability to give
+no sign of a ruffled temper, but recognize me as part of the cross
+you are appointed to bear, and incidentally remember my forbearance
+in keeping so much really splendid material (from my point of view)
+in snug retirement up my sleeve.<br>
+<br>
+Finally, let me remind you that I made no promises not to publish,
+and that you did. Not only were you going to endow the world with a
+book of poems, but I was to have a free copy. This has not yet
+come; and if, for an excuse, you have published no secular verse, I
+am quite willing to commute for a copy of the Book of Hymns,
+provided it is suitably inscribed</i>.</blockquote>
+<p class="loc"><i>C.J.C.H</i>.</p>
+<blockquote><br>
+OAK VALE, BRADFORD,<br>
+<i>June 27, 1899.</i></blockquote>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr style="width: 35%;">
+<br>
+<br>
+<h2>A MASTER OF FORTUNE</h2>
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr style="width: 35%;">
+<br>
+<br>
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_I"></a>CHAPTER I</h2>
+<h3>IN QUARANTINE</h3>
+<br>
+<p>"The pay is small enough," said Captain Kettle, staring at the
+blue paper. "It's a bit hard for a man of my age and experience to
+come down to a job like piloting, on eight pound a month and my
+grub."</p>
+<p>"All right, Capt'n," replied the agent. "You needn't tell me
+what I know already. The pay's miserable, the climate's vile, and
+the bosses are beasts. And yet we have more applicants for these
+berths on the Congo than there are vacancies for. And f'why is it,
+Capt'n? Because there's no questions asked. The Congo people want
+men who can handle steamers. Their own bloomin' Belgians aren't
+worth a cent for that, and so they have to get Danes, Swedes,
+Norwegians, English, Eytalians, or any one else that's capable.
+They prefer to give small pay, and are willing to take the men that
+for various reasons can't get better jobs elsewhere. Guess you'll
+know the crowd I mean?"</p>
+<p>"Thoroughly, sir," said Kettle, with a sigh. "There are a very
+large number of us. But we're not all unfortunate through our own
+fault."</p>
+<p>"No, I know," said the agent. "Rascally owners, unsympathetic
+Board of Trade, master's certificate suspended quite unjustly, and
+all that--" The agent looked at his watch. "Well, Capt'n, now,
+about this berth? Are you going to take it?"</p>
+<p>"I've no other choice."</p>
+<p>"Right," said the agent, and pulled a printed form on to the
+desk before him, and made a couple of entries. "Let's see--er--is
+there a Mrs. Kettle?"</p>
+<p>"Married," said the little sailor; "three children."</p>
+<p>The agent filled these details on to the form. "Just as well to
+put it down," he commented as he wrote. "I'm told the Congo Free
+State has some fancy new pension scheme on foot for widdys and
+kids, though I expect it'll come to nothing, as usual. They're a
+pretty unsatisfactory lot all round out there. Still you may as
+well have your chance of what plums are going. Yer age,
+Capt'n?"</p>
+<p>"Thirty-eight."</p>
+<p>"And--er--previous employment? Well, I suppose we had better
+leave that blank as usual. They never really expect it to be filled
+in, or they wouldn't offer such wretchedly small pay and
+commission. You've got your master's ticket to show, and that's
+about all they want."</p>
+<p>"There's my wife's address, sir. I'd like my half-pay sent to
+her."</p>
+<p>"She shall have it direct from Brussels, skipper, so long as you
+are alive--I mean, so long as you remain in the Congo Service."</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle sighed again. "Shall I have to wait long before
+this appointment is confirmed?"</p>
+<p>"Why, no," said the agent. "There's a boat sailing for the Coast
+to-morrow, and I can give you an order for a passage by her. Of
+course my recommendation has to go to Brussels to be ratified, but
+that's only a matter of form. They never refuse anybody that
+offers. They call the Government 'Leopold and Co.' down there on
+the Congo. You'll understand more about it when you're on the
+spot.</p>
+<p>"I'm sorry for ye, Capt'n, but after what you told me, I'm
+afraid it's the only berth I can shove you into. However, don't let
+me frighten ye. Take care of yourself, don't do too much work, and
+you may pull through all right. Here's the order for the passage
+down Coast by the Liverpool boat. And now I must ask you to excuse
+me. I've another client waiting."</p>
+<hr style="width: 25%;">
+<p>In this manner, then, Captain Owen Kettle found himself, after
+many years of weary knocking about the seas, enlisted into a
+regular Government service; and although this Government, for
+various reasons, happened to be one of the most unsatisfactory in
+all the wide, wide world, he thrust this item resolutely behind
+him, and swore to himself that if diligence and crew-driving could
+bring it about, he would rise in that service till he became one of
+the most notable men in Africa.</p>
+<p>"What I want is a competence for the missus and kids," he kept
+on repeating to himself, "and the way to finger that competence is
+to get power." He never owned to himself that this thirst for power
+was one of the greatest curses of his life; and it did not occur to
+him that his lust for authority, and his ruthless use of it when it
+came in his way, were the main things which accounted for his want
+of success in life.</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle's voyage down to the Congo on the British and
+African S.S. <i>M'poso</i> gave time for the groundwork of Coast
+language and Coast thought (which are like unto nothing else on
+this planet) to soak into his system. The steamer progressed
+slowly. She went up rivers protected by dangerous bars; she
+anchored in roadsteads, off forts, and straggling towns; she lay-to
+off solitary whitewashed factories, which only see a steamer twice
+a year, and brought off little doles of cargo in her surf-boats and
+put on the beaches rubbishy Manchester and Brummagem trade goods
+for native consumption; and the talk in her was that queer jargon
+with the polyglot vocabulary in which commerce is transacted all
+the way along the sickly West African seaboard, from the Goree to
+St. Paul de Loanda.</p>
+<p>Every white man of the <i>M'poso's</i> crew traded on his own
+private account, and Kettle was initiated into the mysteries of the
+unofficial retail store in the forecastle, of whose existence
+Captain Image, the commander, and Mr. Balgarnie, the purser,
+professed a blank and child-like ignorance.</p>
+<p>Kettle had come across many types of sea-trader in his time, but
+Captain Image and Mr. Balgarnie were new to him. But then most of
+his surroundings were new. Especially was the Congo Free State an
+organization which was quite strange to him. When he landed at
+Banana, Captain Nilssen, pilot of the Lower Congo and Captain of
+the Port of Banana, gave him advice on the subject in language
+which was plain and unfettered.</p>
+<p>"They are a lot of swine, these Belgians," said Captain Nilssen,
+from his seat in the Madeira chair under the veranda of the
+pilotage, "and there's mighty little to be got out of them. Here am
+I, with a wife in Kjobnhavn and another in Baltimore, and I haven't
+been able to get away to see either of them for five blessed years.
+And mark you, I'm a man with luck, as luck goes in this hole. I've
+been in the lower river pilot service all the time, and got the
+best pay, and the lightest jobs. There's not another captain in the
+Congo can say as much. Some day or other they put a steamboat on
+the ground, and then they're kicked out from the pilot service, and
+away they're off one-time to the upper river above the falls, to
+run a launch, and help at the rubber palaver, and get shot at, and
+collect niggers' ears, and forget what champagne and white man's
+chop taste like."</p>
+<p>"You've been luckier?"</p>
+<p>"Some. I've libbed for Lower Congo all my time; had a home in
+the pilotage here; and got a dash of a case of champagne, or an
+escribello, or at least a joint of fresh meat out of the
+refrigerator from every steamboat I took either up or down."</p>
+<p>"But then you speak languages?" said Kettle.</p>
+<p>"Seven," said Captain Nilssen; "and use just one, and that's
+English. Shows what a fat lot of influence this &Eacute;tat du
+Congo has got. Why, you have to give orders even to your boat-boys
+in Coast English if you want to be understood. French has no sort
+of show with the niggers."</p>
+<p>Now white men are expensive to import to the Congo Free State,
+and are apt to die with suddenness soon after their arrival, and so
+the State (which is in a chronic condition of hard-up) does not
+fritter their services unnecessarily. It sets them to work at once
+so as to get the utmost possible value out of them whilst they
+remain alive and in the country.</p>
+<p>A steamer came in within a dozen hours of Kettle's first
+stepping ashore, and signalled for a pilot to Boma. Nilssen was
+next in rotation for duty, and went off in his boat to board her,
+and he took with him Captain Owen Kettle to impart to him the
+mysteries of the great river's navigation.</p>
+<p>The boat-boys sang a song explanatory of their notion of the new
+pilot's personality as they caught at the paddles, but as the song
+was in Fiote, even Nilssen could only catch up a phrase here and
+there, just enough to gather the drift. He did not translate,
+however. He had taken his new comrade's measure pretty accurately,
+and judged that he was not a man who would accept criticism from a
+negro. So having an appetite for peace himself, he allowed the
+custom of the country to go on undisturbed.</p>
+<p>The steamer was outside, leaking steam at an anchorage, and
+sending out dazzling heliograms every time she rolled her bleached
+awnings to the sun. The pilot's boat, with her crew of savages,
+paddled towards her, down channels between the mangrove-planted
+islands. The water spurned up by the paddle blades was the color of
+beer, and the smell of it was puzzlingly familiar.</p>
+<p>"Good old smell," said Nilssen, "isn't it? I see you snuffling.
+Trying to guess where you met it before, eh? We all do that when we
+first come. What about crushed marigolds, eh?"</p>
+<p>"Crushed marigolds it is."</p>
+<p>"Guess you'll get to know it better before you're through with
+your service here. Well, here we are alongside."</p>
+<p>The steamer was a Portuguese, officered by Portuguese, and
+manned by Krooboys, and the smell of her drowned even the marigold
+scent of the river. Her dusky skipper exuded perspiration and
+affability, but he was in a great hurry to get on with his voyage.
+The forecastle windlass clacked as the pilot boat drew into sight,
+heaving the anchor out of the river floor; the engines were
+restarted so soon as ever the boat hooked on at the foot of the
+Jacob's ladder; and the vessel was under a full head of steam again
+by the time the two white men had stepped on to her oily deck.</p>
+<p>"When you catch a Portuguese in a hurry like this," said Nilssen
+to Kettle as they made their way to the awninged bridge, "it means
+there's something wrong. I don't suppose we shall be told, but keep
+your eyes open."</p>
+<p>However, there was no reason for prying. Captain Rabeira was
+quite open about his desire for haste. "I got <i>baccalhao</i> and
+passenger boys for a cargo, an' dose don' keep," said he.</p>
+<p>"We smelt the fish all the way from Banana," said Nilssen.
+"Guess you ought to call it stinking fish, not dried fish, Captain.
+And we can see your nigger passengers. They seem worried. Are you
+losing 'em much?"</p>
+<p>"I done funeral palaver for eight between Loanda an' here, an'
+dem was a dead loss-a. I don' only get paid for dem dat lib for
+beach at Boma. Dere was a fire-bar made fast to the leg of each for
+sinker, an' dem was my dead loss-a too. I don' get paid for
+fire-bars given to <i>gastados</i>--" His English failed him. He
+shrugged his shoulders, and said "Sabbey?"</p>
+<p>"Sabbey plenty," said Nilssen. "Just get me a leadsman to work,
+Captain. If you're in a hurry, I'll skim the banks as close as I
+dare."</p>
+<p>Rabeira called away a hand to heave the lead, and sent a steward
+for a bottle of wine and glasses. He even offered camp stools,
+which, naturally, the pilots did not use. In fact, he brimmed with
+affableness and hospitality.</p>
+<p>From the first moment of his stepping on to the bridge, Kettle
+began to learn the details of his new craft. As each sandbar showed
+up beneath the yellow ripples, as each new point of the forest-clad
+banks opened out, Nilssen gave him courses and cross bearings,
+dazing enough to the unprofessional ear, but easily stored in a
+trained seaman's brain. He discoursed in easy slang of the
+cut-offs, the currents, the sludge-shallows, the floods, and the
+other vagaries of the great river's course, and punctuated his
+discourse with draughts of Rabeira's wine, and comments on the
+tangled mass of black humanity under the forecastle-head
+awning.</p>
+<p>"There's something wrong with those passenger boys," he kept on
+repeating. And another time: "Guess those niggers yonder are half
+mad with funk about something."</p>
+<p>But Rabeira was always quick to reassure him. "Now dey lib for
+Congo, dey not like the idea of soldier-palaver. Dere was nothing
+more the matter with them but leetle sickness."</p>
+<p>"Oh! it's recruits for the State Army you're bringing, is it?"
+asked Kettle.</p>
+<p>"If you please," said Rabeira cheerfully. "Slaves is what you
+English would call dem. Laborers is what dey call demselves."</p>
+<p>Nilssen looked anxiously at his new assistant. Would he have any
+foolish English sentiment against slavery, and make a fuss?
+Nilssen, being a man of peace, sincerely hoped not. But as it was,
+Captain Kettle preserved a grim silence. He had met the low-caste
+African negro before, and knew that it required a certain amount of
+coercion to extract work from him. But he did notice that all the
+Portuguese on board were armed like pirates, and were constantly on
+the <i>qui vive</i>, and judged that there was a species of
+coercion on this vessel which would stick at very little.</p>
+<p>The reaches of the great beer-colored river opened out before
+them one after another in endless vistas, and at rare places the
+white roofs of a factory showed amongst the unwholesome tropical
+greenery of the banks. Nilssen gave names to these, spoke of their
+inhabitants as friends, and told of the amount of trade in palm-oil
+and kernels which each could be depended on to yield up as cargo to
+the ever-greedy steamers. But the attention of neither of the
+pilots was concentrated on piloting. The unrest on the
+forecastle-head was too obvious to be overlooked.</p>
+<p>Once, when the cackle of negro voices seemed to point to an
+immediate outbreak, Rabeira gave an order, and presently a couple
+of cubical green boxes were taken forward by the ship's Krooboys,
+broken up, and the square bottles which they contained, distributed
+to greedy fingers.</p>
+<p>"Dashing 'em gin," said Nilssen, looking serious. "Guess a
+Portugee's in a bad funk before he dashes gin at four francs a
+dozen to common passenger boys. I've a blame' good mind to put this
+vessel on the ground--by accident--and go off in the gig for
+assistance, and bring back a State launch."</p>
+<p>"Better not risk your ticket," said Kettle. "If there's a row,
+I'm a bit useful in handling that sort of cattle myself."</p>
+<p>Nilssen eyed wistfully a swirl of the yellow water which hid a
+sandbar, and, with a sigh, gave the quartermaster a course which
+cleared it. "Guess I don't like ructions myself," he said. "Hullo,
+what's up now? There are two of the passenger boys getting pushed
+off the forecastle-head by their own friends on to the main
+deck."</p>
+<p>"They look a mighty sick couple," said Kettle, "and their
+friends seem very frightened. If this ship doesn't carry a doctor,
+it would be a good thing if the old man were to start in and deal
+out some drugs."</p>
+<p>It seemed that Rabeira was of the same opinion. He went down to
+the main deck, and there, under the scorching tropical sunshine,
+interviewed the two sick negroes in person, and afterwards
+administered to each of them a draught from a blue glass bottle.
+Then he came up, smiling and hospitable and perspiring, on to the
+bridge, and invited the pilots to go below and dine. "Chop lib for
+cabin," said he; "palm-oil chop, plenty-too-much-good. You lib for
+below and chop. I take dem ship myself up dis next reach."</p>
+<p>"Well, it is plain, deep water," said Nilssen, "and I guess you
+sabbey how to keep in the middle as well as I do. Come along,
+Kettle."</p>
+<p>The pair of them went below to the baking cabin and dined off a
+savory orange-colored stew, and washed it down with fiery red wine,
+and dodged the swarming, crawling cockroaches. The noise of angry
+negro voices came to them between whiles through the hot air, like
+the distant chatter of apes.</p>
+<p>The Dane was obviously ill at ease and frightened; the
+Englishman, though feeling a contempt for his companion, was very
+much on the alert himself, and prepared for emergencies. There was
+that mysterious something in the atmosphere which would have bidden
+the dullest of mortals prepare for danger.</p>
+<p>Up they came on deck again, and on to the bridge. Rabeira
+himself was there in charge, dark, smiling, affable as ever.</p>
+<p>Nilssen looked sharply down at the main deck below. "Hullo,"
+said he, "those two niggers gone already? You haven't shifted them
+down below, I suppose?"</p>
+<p>The Portuguese Captain shrugged his shoulders. "No," he said,
+"it was bad sickness, an' dey died an' gone over the side. I lose
+by their passage. I lose also the two fire-bar which I give for
+funeral palaver. Ver' disappointing."</p>
+<p>"Sudden kind of sickness," said Nilssen.</p>
+<p>"Dis sickness is. It make a man lib for die in one minute, clock
+time. But it don' matter to you pilot, does it? You lib for
+below--off duty--dis las' half hour. You see nothing, you sabby
+nothing. I don'-want no trouble at Boma with doctor palaver. I make
+it all right for you after. Sabby?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, I tumble to what you're driving at, but I was just thinking
+out how it works. However, you're captain of this ship, and if you
+choose not to log down a couple of deaths, I suppose it's your
+palaver. Anyway, I don't want to cause no ill-will, and if you
+think it's worth a dash, I don't see why I shouldn't earn it. It's
+little enough we pick up else in this service, and I've got a wife
+at home in Liverpool who has to be thought about."</p>
+<p>Kettle drew a deep breath. "It seems to me," he said, looking
+very hard at the Portuguese, "that those men died a bit too sudden.
+Are you sure they were <i>pukka</i> dead when you put them over the
+side?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, yes," said Rabeira smilingly, "an' dey made no objection.
+It was best dey should go over quick. Bodies do not keep in this
+heat. An' pilot, I do you square-a, same as with Nilssen. You shall
+have your dash when doctor-palaver set."</p>
+<p>"No," said Kettle, "you may keep it in your own trousers,
+Captain. Money that you've fingered, is a bit too dirty for me to
+touch."</p>
+<p>"All right," said Rabeira with a genial shrug, "so much cheaper
+for me. But do not talk on the beach, dere's good boy, or you make
+trouble-palaver for me."</p>
+<p>"I'll shut my head if you stop at this," said Kettle, "but if
+you murder any more of those poor devils, I'll see you sent to join
+them, if there's enough law in this State to rig a gallows."</p>
+<p>The Portuguese did not get angry. On the contrary, he seemed
+rather pleased at getting what he wanted without having to bribe
+for it, and ordered up fresh glasses and another bottle of wine for
+the pilots' delectation. But this remained untouched. Kettle would
+not drink himself, and Nilssen (who wished to be at peace with both
+sides) did not wish to under the circumstances.</p>
+<p>To tell the truth, the Dane was beginning to get rather scared
+of his grim-visaged little companion; and so, to prevent further
+recurrence to unpleasant topics, he plunged once more into the
+detail of professional matters. Here was a grassy swamp that was a
+deep water channel the year before last; there was a fair-way in
+the process of silting up; there was a mud-bar with twenty-four
+feet, but steamers drawing twenty-seven feet could scrape over, as
+the mud was soft. The current round that bend raced at a good
+eleven knots. That bank below the palm clump was where an Italian
+pilot stuck the <i>M'poso</i> for a month, and got sent to upper
+Congo (where he was eaten by some rebellious troops) as a
+recompense for his blunder.</p>
+<p>Almost every curve of the river was remembered by its tragedy,
+and had they only known it, the steamer which carried them for
+their observation had hatching within her the germs of a very
+worthy addition to the series.</p>
+<p>More trouble cackled out from the forecastle-head, and more of
+the green gin cases were handed up to quell it. The angry cries
+gradually changed to empty boisterous laughter, as the raw potato
+spirit soaked home; and the sullen, snarling faces melted into
+grotesque, laughing masks; but withal the carnival was somewhat
+grisly.</p>
+<p>It was clear that more than one was writhing with the pangs of
+sickness. It was clear also that none of these (having in mind the
+physicking and fate of their predecessors) dared give way, but with
+a miserable gaiety danced, and drank, and guffawed with the best.
+Two, squatting on the deck, played <i>tom-tom</i> on upturned tin
+pans; another jingled two pieces of rusty iron as accompaniment;
+and all who in that crowded space could find foot room, danced
+<i>shuff-shuff-shuffle</i> with absurd and aimless gestures.</p>
+<p>The fort at Chingka drew in sight, with a B. and A. boat landing
+concrete bags at the end of its wharf; and on beyond, the sparse
+roofs of the capital of the Free State blistered and buckled under
+the sun. The steamer, with hooting siren, ran up her gaudy ensign,
+and came to an anchor in the stream twenty fathoms off the State
+wharf. A yellow-faced Belgian, with white sun helmet and white
+umbrella, presently came off in the doctor's boat, and announced
+himself as the health officer of the port, and put the usual
+questions.</p>
+<p>Rabeira lied pleasantly and glibly. Sickness he owned to, but
+when on the word the doctor hurriedly made his boat-boys pull
+clear, he laughed and assured him that the sickness was nothing
+more than a little fever, such as any one might suffer from in the
+morning, and be out, cured, and making merry again before
+nightfall.</p>
+<p>That kind of fever is known in the Congo, and the doctor was
+reassured, and bade his boat-boys pull up again. Yet because of the
+evil liver within him, his temper was short, and his questioning
+acid. But Captain Rabeira was stiff and unruffled and wily as ever,
+and handed in his papers and answered questions, and swore to
+anything that was asked, as though care and he were divorced
+forever.</p>
+<p>Kettle watched the scene with a drawn, moist face. He did not
+know what to do for the best. It seemed to him quite certain that
+this oily, smiling scoundrel, whom he had more than half suspected
+of a particularly callous and brutal double murder, would be given
+<i>pratique</i> for his ship, and be able to make his profits
+unrestrained. The shipmaster's <i>esprit de corps</i> prevented him
+from interfering personally, but he very much desired that the
+heavens would fall--somehow or other--so that justice might be
+done.</p>
+<p>A <i>dens ex machina</i> came to fill his wishes. The barter of
+words and the conning of documents had gone on; the doctor's doubts
+were on the point of being lulled for good; and in a matter of
+another ten seconds <i>pratique</i> would have been given. But from
+the forecastle-head there came a yell, a chatter of barbaric
+voices, a scuffle and a scream; a gray-black figure mounted the
+rail, and poised there a moment, an offence to the sunlight, and
+then, falling convulsively downwards, hit the yellow water with a
+smack and a spatter of spray, and sank from sight.</p>
+<p>A couple of seconds later the creature reappeared, swimming
+frenziedly, as a dog swims, and by a swirl of the current (before
+anybody quite knew what was happening) was swept down against the
+doctor's boat, and gripped ten bony fingers upon the gunwhale and
+lifted towards her people a face and shoulders eloquent of a
+horrible disorder.</p>
+<p>Instantly there was an alarm, and a sudden panic. "<i>Sacre nom
+d'un pipe</i>," rapped out the Belgian doctor;
+"<i>variole!</i>"</p>
+<p>"Small-pox lib," whimpered his boat-boys, and before their
+master could interfere, beat at the delirious wretch with their
+oars. He hung on tenaciously, enduring a perfect avalanche of
+blows. But mere flesh and bone had to wither under that onslaught,
+and at last, by sheer weight of battering, he was driven from his
+hold, and the beer-colored river covered him then and for
+always.</p>
+<p>After that, there was no further doubt of the next move. The
+yellow-faced doctor sank back exhausted in the stern sheets of the
+gig, and gave out sentence in gasps. The ship was declared unclean
+until further notice; she was ordered to take up a berth a mile
+away against the opposite bank of the river till she was cleared of
+infection; she was commanded to proceed there at once, to anchor,
+and then to blow off all her steam.</p>
+<p>The doctor's tortured liver prompted him, and he spoke with
+spite. He called Rabeira every vile name which came to his mind,
+and wound up his harangue by rowing off to Chingka to make sure
+that the guns of the fort should back up his commands.</p>
+<p>The Portuguese captain was daunted then; there is no doubt about
+that. He had known of this outbreak of small-pox for two days, had
+stifled his qualms, and had taken his own peculiar methods of
+keeping the disease hidden, and securing money profit for his ship.
+He had even gone so far as to carry a smile on his dark, oily face,
+and a jest on his tongue. But this prospect of being shut up with
+the disorder till it had run its course inside the walls of the
+ship, and no more victims were to be claimed, was too much for his
+nerve. He fled like some frightened animal to his room, and
+deliberately set about guzzling a surfeit of neat spirit.</p>
+<p>Nilssen, from the bridge, fearful for his credit with the State,
+his employer, roared out orders, but nobody attended to them.
+Mates, quartermasters, Krooboys, had all gone aft so as to be as
+far as possible from the smitten area; and in the end it was Kettle
+who went to the forecastle-head, and with his own hands let steam
+into the windlass and got the anchor. He stayed at his place. An
+engineer and fireman were still below, and when Nilssen telegraphed
+down, they put her under weigh again, and the older pilot with his
+own hands steered her across to the quarantine berth. Then Kettle
+let go the anchor again, paid out and stoppered the cable, and once
+more came aft; and from that moment the new <i>regime</i> of the
+steamer may be said to have commenced.</p>
+<p>In primitive communities, from time immemorial, the strongest
+man has become chieftain through sheer natural selection. Societies
+which have been upheaved to their roots by anarchy, panic, or any
+of these more perfervid emotions, revert to the primitive state. On
+this Portuguese ship, authority was smashed into the smallest
+atoms, and every man became a savage and was in danger at the hands
+of his fellow savage.</p>
+<p>Rabeira had drunk himself into a stupor before the boilers had
+roared themselves empty through the escapes. The two mates and the
+engineers cowered in their rooms as though the doors were a barrier
+against the small-pox germs. The Krooboys broached cargo and
+strewed the decks with their half-naked bodies, drunk on gin, amid
+a litter of smashed green cases.</p>
+<p>Meals ceased. The Portuguese cook and steward dropped their
+collective duties from the first alarm; the Kroo cook left the rice
+steamer because "steam no more lib"; and any one who felt hunger or
+thirst on board, foraged for himself, or went without satisfying
+his wants. Nobody helped the sick, or chided the drunken. Each man
+lived for himself alone--or died, as the mood seized him.</p>
+<p>Nilssen took up his quarters at one end of the bridge,
+frightened, but apathetic. With awnings he made himself a little
+canvas house, airy, but sufficient to keep off the dews of night.
+When he spoke, it was usually to picture the desolation of one or
+other of the Mrs. Nilssens on finding herself a widow. As he said
+himself, he was a man of very domesticated notions. He had no
+sympathy with Kettle's constantly repeated theory that discipline
+ought to be restored.</p>
+<p>"Guess it's the captain's palaver," he would say. "If the old
+man likes his ship turned into a bear garden, 'tisn't our grub
+they're wasting, or our cargo they've started in to broach. Anyway,
+what can we do? You and I are only on board here as pilots. I wish
+the ship was in somewhere hotter than Africa, before I'd ever seen
+her."</p>
+<p>"So do I," said Kettle. "But being here, it makes me ill to see
+the way she's allowed to rot, and those poor beasts of niggers are
+left to die just as they please. Four more of them have either
+jumped overboard, or been put there by their friends. The dirt of
+the place is awful. They're spreading small-pox poison all over the
+ship. Nothing is ever cleaned."</p>
+<p>"There's dysentery started, too."</p>
+<p>"Very well," said Kettle, "then that settles it. We shall have
+cholera next, if we let dirt breed any more. I'm going to start in
+and make things ship-shape again."</p>
+<p>"For why?"</p>
+<p>"We'll say I'm frightened of them as they are at present, if you
+like. Will you chip in and bear a hand? You're frightened,
+too."</p>
+<p>"Oh, I'm that, and no error about it. But you don't catch me
+interfering. I'm content to sit here and take my risks as they
+come, because I can't help myself. But I go no further. If you
+start knocking about this ship's company they'll complain ashore,
+and then where'll you be? The Congo Free State don't like pilots
+who do more than they're paid for."</p>
+<p>"Very well," said Kettle, "I'll start in and take my risks, and
+you can look on and umpire." He walked deliberately down off the
+bridge, went to where the mate was dozing against a skylight on the
+quarter deck, and stirred him into wakefulness with his foot.</p>
+<p>"Well?" said the man.</p>
+<p>"Turn the hands to, and clean ship."</p>
+<p>"What!"</p>
+<p>"You hear me."</p>
+<p>The mate inquired, with abundant verbal garnishings, by what
+right Kettle gave the order.</p>
+<p>"Because I'm a better man than you. Because I'm best man on
+board. Do you want proof?"</p>
+<p>Apparently the mate did. He whipped out a knife, but found it
+suddenly knocked out of his hand, and sent skimming like a silver
+flying fish far over the gleaming river. He followed up the attack
+with an assault from both hands and feet, but soon discovered that
+he had to deal with an artist. He gathered himself up at the end of
+half a minute's interview, glared from two half-shut eyes, wiped
+the blood from his mouth, and inquired what Kettle wanted.</p>
+<p>"You heard my order. Carry it out."</p>
+<p>The man nodded, and went away sullenly muttering that his time
+would come.</p>
+<p>"If you borrow another knife," said Kettle cheerfully, "and try
+any more of your games, I'll shoot you like a crow, and thank you
+for the chance. You'll go forrard and clean the forecastle-head and
+the fore main deck. Be gentle with those sick! Second Mate?"</p>
+<p>"Si, Se&ntilde;or."</p>
+<p>"Get a crew together and clean her up aft here. Do you want any
+rousing along?"</p>
+<p>Apparently the second mate did not. He had seen enough of
+Captain Kettle's method already to quite appreciate its efficacy.
+The Krooboys, with the custom of servitude strong on them, soon
+fell-to when once they were started. The thump of holy-stones went
+up into the baking air, and grimy water began to dribble from the
+scuppers.</p>
+<p>With the chief engineer Kettle had another scuffle. But he, too,
+was eased of the knife at the back of his belt, thumped into
+submissiveness, and sent with firemen and trimmers to wash paint in
+the stewy engine-room below, and clean up the rusted iron work. And
+then those of the passenger boys who were not sick, were turned-to
+also.</p>
+<p>With Captain Rabeira, Kettle did not interfere. The man stayed
+in his own room for the present, undisturbed and undisturbing. But
+the rest of the ship's complement were kept steadily to their
+employment.</p>
+<p>They did not like it, but they thought it best to submit. Away
+back from time unnumbered, the African peoples have known only fear
+as the governing power, and, from long acclimatization, the
+Portuguese might almost count as African. This man of a superior
+race came and set himself up in authority over them, in defiance of
+all precedent, law, everything; and they submitted with dull
+indifference. The sweets of freedom are not always appreciated by
+those who have known the easy luxury of being slaves.</p>
+<p>The plague was visibly stayed from almost the very first day
+that Kettle took over charge. The sick recovered or died; the sound
+sickened no more; it seemed as though the disease microbes on board
+the ship were glutted.</p>
+<p>A mile away, at the other side of the beer-colored river, the
+rare houses of Boma sprawled amongst the low burnt-up hills, and
+every day the doctor with his bad liver came across in his boat
+under the blinding sunshine to within shouting distance, and put a
+few weary questions. The formalities were slack enough. Nilssen
+usually made the necessary replies (as he liked to keep himself in
+the doctor's good books), and then the boat would row away.</p>
+<p>Nilssen still remained gently non-interferent. He was paid to be
+a pilot by the &Eacute;tat Ind&eacute;pendant du Congo--so he
+said--and he was not going to risk a chance of trouble, and no
+possibility of profit, by meddling with matters beyond his own
+sphere. Especially did he decline to be co-sharer in Kettle's
+scheme for dealing out justice to Captain Rabeira.</p>
+<p>"It is not your palaver," he said, "or mine. If you want to stir
+up trouble, tell the State authorities when you get ashore. That
+won't do much good either. They don't value niggers at much out
+here."</p>
+<p>"Nor do I," said Kettle. "There's nothing foolish with me about
+niggers. But there's a limit to everything, and this snuff-colored
+Dago goes too far. He's got to be squared with, and I'm going to do
+it."</p>
+<p>"Guess it's your palaver. I've told you what the risks are."</p>
+<p>"And I'm going to take them," said Kettle grimly. "You may watch
+me handle the risks now with your own eyes, if you wish."</p>
+<p>He went down off the bridge, walked along the clean decks, and
+came to where a poor wretch lay in the last stage of small-pox
+collapse. He examined the man carefully. "My friend," he said at
+last, "you've not got long for this world, anyway, and I want to
+borrow your last moments. I suppose you won't like to shift, but
+it's in a good cause, and anyway you can't object."</p>
+<p>He stooped and lifted the loathsome bundle in his arms, and
+then, in spite of a cry of expostulation from Nilssen, walked off
+with his burden to Rabeira's room.</p>
+<p>The Portuguese captain was in his bunk, trying to sleep. He was
+sober for the first time for many days, and, in consequence,
+feeling not a little ill.</p>
+<p>Kettle deposited his charge with carefulness on the littered
+settee, and Rabeira started up with a wild scream of fright and a
+babble of oaths. Kettle shut and locked the door.</p>
+<p>"Now look here," he said, "you've earned more than you'll ever
+get paid in this life, and there's a tolerably heavy bill against
+you for the next. It looks to me as if it would be a good thing if
+you went off there to settle up the account right now. But I'm not
+going to take upon myself to be your hangman. I'm just going to
+give you a chance of pegging out, and I sincerely hope you'll take
+it. I've brought our friend here to be your room mate for the
+evening. It's just about nightfall now, and you've got to stay with
+him till daybreak."</p>
+<p>"You coward!" hissed the man. "You coward! You coward!" he
+screamed.</p>
+<p>"Think so?" said Kettle gravely. "Then if that's your idea, I'll
+stay here in the room, too, and take my risks. God's seen the game,
+and I'll guess He'll hand over the beans fairly."</p>
+<p>Perspiration stood in beads on all their faces. The room, the
+one unclean room of the ship, was full of breathless heat, and
+stale with the lees of drink. Kettle, in his spruce-white drill
+clothes, stood out against the squalor and the disorder, as a
+mirror might upon a coal-heap.</p>
+<p>The Portuguese captain, with nerves smashed by his spell of
+debauch, played a score of parts. First he was aggressive,
+asserting his rights as a man and the ship's master, and demanding
+the key of the door. Then he was warlike, till his frenzied attack
+earned him such a hiding that he was glad enough to crawl back on
+to the mattress of his bunk. Then he was beseeching. And then he
+began to be troubled with zoological hauntings, which occupied him
+till the baking air cooled with the approach of the dawn.</p>
+<p>The smitten negro on the settee gave now and then a moan, but
+for the most part did his dying with quietness. Had Kettle
+deliberately worked for that purpose, he could not have done
+anything more calculated to make the poor wretch's last moments
+happy.</p>
+<p>"Oh, Massa!" he kept on whispering, "too-much-fine room. You
+plenty-much good for let me lib for die heah." And then he would
+relapse into barbaric chatterings more native to his taste, and
+fitting to his condition.</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle played his parts as nurse and warder with grave
+attention. He sat perspiring in his shirt sleeves, writing at the
+table whenever for a moment or two he had a spell of rest; and his
+screed grew rapidly. He was making verse, and it was under the
+stress of severe circumstances like these that his Muse served him
+best.</p>
+<p>The fetid air of the room throbbed with heat; the glow from the
+candle lamp was a mere yellow flicker; and the Portuguese, who
+cowered with twitching fingers in the bunk, was quite ready to
+murder him at the slightest opening: it was not a combination of
+circumstances which would have inspired many men.</p>
+<p>Morning came, with a shiver and a chill, and with the first
+flicker of dawn, the last spark of the negro's life went out.
+Kettle nodded to the ghastly face as though it had been an old
+friend. "You seemed to like being made use of," he said. "Well,
+daddy, I hope you have served your turn. If your skipper hasn't got
+the plague in his system now, I shall think God's forgotten this
+bit of Africa entirely."</p>
+<p>He stood up, gathered his papers, slung the spruce white drill
+coat over his arm, and unlocked the door. "Captain Rabeira," he
+said, "you have my full permission to resume your occupation of
+going to the deuce your own way." With which parting salutation, he
+went below to the steamer's bathroom and took his morning tub.</p>
+<p>Half an hour passed before he came to the deck again, and
+Nilssen met him at the head of the companion-way with a queer look
+on his face. "Well," he said, "you've done it."</p>
+<p>"Done what?"</p>
+<p>"Scared Rabeira over the side."</p>
+<p>"How?"</p>
+<p>"He came scampering on deck just now, yelling blue murder, and
+trying to catch crawly things that weren't there. Guess he'd got
+jim-jams bad. Then he took it into his head that a swim would be
+useful, and before any one could stop him, he was over the
+side."</p>
+<p>"Well?"</p>
+<p>"He's over the side still," said the Dane drily. "He didn't come
+to the surface. Guess a crocodile chopped him."</p>
+<p>"There are plenty round."</p>
+<p>"Naturally. We've been ground baiting pretty liberally these
+last few weeks. Well, I guess we are about through with the
+business now. Not nervous about yourself, eh?"</p>
+<p>"No," said Kettle, and touched his cap. "God's been looking on
+at this gamble, as I told Rabeira last night, and He dealt over the
+beans the way they were earned."</p>
+<p>"That's all right," said Nilssen cheerfully. "When a man keeps
+his courage he don't get small-pox, you bet."</p>
+<p>"Well," said Kettle, "I suppose we'll be fumigated and get a
+clean bill in about ten days from now, and I'm sure I don't mind
+the bit of extra rest. I've got a lot of stuff I want to write up.
+It's come in my head lately, and I've had no time to get it down on
+paper. I shouldn't wonder but what it makes a real stir some day
+when it's printed; it's real good stuff. I wonder if that
+yellow-faced Belgian doctor will live to give us
+<i>pratique</i>?"</p>
+<p>"I never saw a man with such a liver on him."</p>
+<p>"D'you know," said Kettle, "I'd like that doctor to hang on just
+for another ten days and sign our bill. He's a surly brute, but
+I've got to have quite a liking for him. He seems to have grown to
+be part of the show, just like the crows, and the sun, and the
+marigold smell, and the crocodiles."</p>
+<p>"Oh," said Nilssen, "you're a blooming poet. Come, have a
+cocktail before we chop."</p>
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr style="width: 35%;">
+<br>
+<br>
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_II"></a>CHAPTER II</h2>
+<h3>THE LITTLE WOODEN GOD WITH THE EYES.</h3>
+<br>
+<p>The colored Mrs. Nilssen, of Banana, gave the pink gin cocktails
+a final brisk up with the swizzle-stick, poured them out with
+accurate division, and handed the tray to Captain Kettle and her
+husband. The men drank off the appetizer and put down the glasses.
+Kettle nodded a word of praise for the mixture and thanks to its
+concoctor, and Mrs. Nilssen gave a flash of white teeth, and then
+shuffled away off the veranda, and vanished within the bamboo walls
+of the pilotage.</p>
+<p>Nilssen sank back into his long-sleeved Madeira chair, a perfect
+wreck of a man, and Kettle sat up and looked at him with a serious
+face. "Look here," he said, "you should go home, or at any rate run
+North for a spell in Grand Canary. If you fool with this
+health-palaver any longer, you'll peg out."</p>
+<p>The Dane stared wistfully out across the blue South Atlantic
+waters, which twinkled beyond the littered garden and the sand
+beach. "Yes," he said, "I'd like well enough to go back to my old
+woman in Boston again, and eat pork and beans, and hear her talk of
+culture, and the use of missionaries, and all that good old homey
+rot; but I guess I can't do that yet. I've got to shake this
+sickness off me right here, first."</p>
+<p>"And I tell you you'll never be a sound man again so long as you
+lib for Congo. Take a trip home, Captain, and let the salt air blow
+the diseases out of you."</p>
+<p>"If I go to sea," said the pilot wearily, "I shall be stitched
+up within the week, and dropped over to make a hole in the water. I
+don't know whether I'm going to get well anywhere, but if I do,
+it's right here. Now just hear me. You're the only living soul in
+this blasted Congo Free State that I can trust worth a cent, and I
+believe you've got grit enough to get me cured if only you'll take
+the trouble to do it. I'm too weak to take on the job myself; and,
+even if I was sound, I reckon it would be beyond my weight. I tell
+you it's a mighty big contract. But then, as I've seen for myself,
+you're a man that likes a scuffle."</p>
+<p>"You're speaking above my head. Pull yourself together, Captain,
+and then, perhaps, I'll understand what you want."</p>
+<p>Nilssen drew the quinine bottle toward him, tapped out a little
+hill of feathery white powder into a cigarette paper, rolled it up,
+and swallowed the dose. "I'm not raving," he said, "or anywhere
+near it; but if you want the cold-drawn truth, listen here: I'm
+poisoned. I've got fever on me, too, I'll grant, but that's nothing
+more than a fellow has every week or so in the ordinary way of
+business. I guess with quinine, whiskey, and pills, I can smile at
+any fever in Africa, and have done this last eight years. But it's
+this poison that gets me."</p>
+<p>"Bosh," said Kettle. "If it was me that talked about getting
+poisoned, there'd be some sense in it. I know I'm not popular here.
+But you're a man that's liked. You hit it off with these Belgian
+brutes, and you make the niggers laugh. Who wants to poison
+you?"</p>
+<p>"All right," said Nilssen; "you've been piloting on the Congo
+some six months now, and so of course you know all about it. But
+let me know a bit better. I've watched the tricks of the niggers
+here-away for a good many years now, and I've got a big respect for
+their powers when they mean mischief."</p>
+<p>"Have you been getting their backs up, then?"</p>
+<p>"Yes. You've seen that big ju-ju in my room?"</p>
+<p>"That foul-looking wooden god with the looking-glass eyes?"</p>
+<p>"Just that. I don't know where the preciousness comes in, but
+it's a thing of great value."</p>
+<p>"How did you get hold of it?"</p>
+<p>"Well, I suppose if you want to be told flatly, I scoffed it.
+You see, it was in charge of a passenger boy, who brought it aboard
+the <i>M'poso</i> at Matadi. He landed across by canoe from Vivi,
+and wanted steamer passage down to Boma by the <i>M'poso</i>. I was
+piloting her, and I got my eye on that ju-ju<a name=
+"FNanchor1"></a><a href="#Footnote_1">[1]</a> from the very first.
+Captain Image and that thief of a purser Balgarnie were after it,
+too, but as it was a bit of a race between us as to who should get
+it first, one couldn't wait to be too particular."</p>
+<blockquote><a name="Footnote_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor1">[1]</a> A
+ju-ju in West African parlance may be a large carved idol, or
+merely a piece of rag, or skin, or anything else that the native is
+pleased to set up as a charm. Ju-ju also means witchcraft. If you
+poison a man, you put ju-ju on him. If you see anything you do not
+understand, you promptly set it down as ju-ju. Similarly chop is
+food, and also the act of feeding. "One-time" is
+immediately.</blockquote>
+<p>"What did you want it for? Did you know it was valuable
+then?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, no! I thought it was merely a whitewashed carved wood god,
+and I wanted it just to dash to some steamer skipper who had dashed
+me a case of fizz or something. You know?"</p>
+<p>"Yes, I see. Go on. How did you get hold of it?"</p>
+<p>"Why, just went and tackled the passenger-boy and dashed him a
+case of gin; and when he sobered up again, where was the ju-ju? I
+got it ashore right enough to the pilotage here in Banana, and for
+the next two weeks thought it was my ju-ju without further
+palaver.</p>
+<p>"Then up comes a nigger to explain. The passenger-boy who had
+guzzled the gin was no end of a big duke--witch-doctor, and all
+that, with a record of about three hundred murders to his
+tally--and he had the cheek to send a blooming ambassador to say
+things, and threaten, to try and get the ju-ju back. Of course, if
+the original sportsman had come himself to make his ugly remarks,
+I'd soon have stopped his fun. That's the best of the Congo Free
+State. If a nigger down here is awkward, you can always get him
+shipped off as a slave--soldier, that is--to the upper river, and
+take darned good care he never comes back again. And, as a point of
+fact, I did tip a word to the commandant here and get that
+particular ambassador packed off out of harm's way. But that did no
+special good. Before a week was through up came another chap to
+tackle me. He spoke flatly about pains and penalties if I didn't
+give the thing up; and he offered money--or rather ivory, two fine
+tusks of it, worth a matter of twenty pounds, as a ransom--and then
+I began to open my eyes."</p>
+<p>"Twenty pounds for that ju-ju! Why, I've picked up many a one
+better carved for a shilling."</p>
+<p>"Well, this bally thing has value; there's no doubt about that.
+But where the value comes in, I can't make out. I've overhauled it
+times and again, but can't see it's anything beyond the ordinary.
+However, if a nigger of his own free will offered two big tusks to
+get the thing back, it stands to reason it's worth a precious sight
+more than that. So when the second ambassador came, I put the price
+down at a quarter of a ton of ivory, and waited to get it."</p>
+<p>Kettle whistled. "You know how to put on the value," he said.
+"That's getting on for &pound;400 with ivory at its present
+rates."</p>
+<p>"I was badly in want of money when I set the figure. My poor
+little wife in Bradford had sent me a letter by the last Antwerp
+mail saying how hard-up she was, and the way she wrote regularly
+touched me."</p>
+<p>"I don't like it," Kettle snapped.</p>
+<p>"What, my being keen about the money?"</p>
+<p>"No; your having such a deuce of a lot of wives."</p>
+<p>"But I am so very domesticated," said Nilssen. "You don't
+appreciate how domesticated I am. I can't live as a bachelor
+anywhere. I always like to have a dear little wife and a nice
+little home to go to in whatever town I may be quartered. But it's
+a great expense to keep them all provided for. And besides, the law
+of most countries is so narrow-minded. One has to be so
+careful."</p>
+<p>Kettle wished to state his views on bigamy with clearness and
+point, but when he cast his eyes over the frail wreck of a man in
+the Madeira chair, he forebore. It would not take very much of a
+jar to send Captain Nilssen away from this world to the Place of
+Reckoning which lay beyond. And so with a gulp he said instead:
+"You're sure it's deliberate poisoning?"</p>
+<p>"Quite. The nigger who came here last about the business
+promised to set ju-ju on me, and I told him to do it and be hanged
+to him. He was as good as his word. I began to be bad the very next
+day."</p>
+<p>"How's it managed?"</p>
+<p>"Don't know. They have ways of doing these things in Africa
+which we white men can't follow."</p>
+<p>"Suspect any one?"</p>
+<p>"No. And if you're hinting at Mrs. Nilssen in the pilotage
+there, she's as staunch as you are, bless her dusky skin. Besides,
+what little chop I've managed to swallow since I've been bad, I've
+always got out of fresh unopened tins myself."</p>
+<p>"Ah," said Kettle; "I fancied some one had been mixing up finely
+powdered glass in your chop. It's an old trick, and you don't twig
+it till the doctors cut you up after you're dead."</p>
+<p>"As if I wasn't up to a kid's game like that!" said the sick man
+with feeble contempt. "No, this is regular ju-ju work, and it's
+beyond the Belgian doctor here, and it's beyond all other white
+men. There's only one cure, and that's to be got at the place where
+the poisoning palaver was worked from."</p>
+<p>"And where's that?"</p>
+<p>Captain Nilssen nodded down the narrow slip of sand, and
+mangroves, and nut palms, on which the settlement of Banana is
+built, and gazed with his sunken eyes at the smooth, green slopes
+of Africa beyond. "Dem village he lib for bush," he said.</p>
+<p>"Up country village, eh? They're a nice lot in at the back
+there, according to accounts. But can't you arrange it by your
+friend the ambassador?"</p>
+<p>"He's not the kind of fool to come back. He's man enough to know
+he'd get pretty well dropped on if I could get him in my reach
+again."</p>
+<p>"Then tell the authorities here, and get some troops sent
+up."</p>
+<p>"What'd be the good of that? They might go, or they mightn't. If
+they did, they'd do a lot of shooting, collect a lot of niggers'
+ears, steal what there was to pick up, and then come back. But
+would they get what I want out of the witch-doctor? Not much.
+They'd never so much as see the beggar. He'd take far too big care
+of his mangy hide. He wouldn't stop for fighting-palaver. He'd be
+off for bush, one-time. No, Kettle, if I'm to get well, some white
+man will have to go up by his lonesome for me, and square that
+witch-doctor by some trick of the tongue."</p>
+<p>"Which is another way of saying you want me to risk my skin to
+get you your prescription?"</p>
+<p>"But, my lad, I won't ask you to go for nothing. I don't suppose
+you are out here on the Congo just for your health. You've said
+you've got a wife at home, and I make no doubt you're as fond of
+her and as eager to provide for her as I am for any of mine. Well
+and good. Here's an offer. Get me cured, and I'll dash you the
+ju-ju to make what you can out of it."</p>
+<p>Kettle stretched out his fingers. "Right," he said. "We'll trade
+on that." And the pair of them shook hands over the bargain.</p>
+<p>It was obvious, if the thing was to be done at all, it must be
+set about quickly. Nilssen was an utter wreck. Prolonged residence
+in this pestilential Congo had sapped his constitution; the poison
+was constantly eating at him; and he must either get relief in a
+very short time, or give up the fight and die. So that same
+afternoon saw Kettle journeying in a dug-out canoe over the
+beer-colored waters of the river, up stream, toward the
+witch-doctor's village.</p>
+<p>Two savages (one of them suffering from a bad attack of yaws)
+propelled the craft from her forward part in erratic zig-zags;
+amidships sat Captain Kettle in a Madeira chair under a green-lined
+white umbrella; and behind him squatted his personal attendant, a
+Krooboy, bearing the fine old Coast name of Brass Pan. The crushed
+marigold smell from the river closed them in, and the banks crept
+by in slow procession.</p>
+<p>The main channels of the Congo Kettle knew with a pilot's
+knowledge; but the canoe-men soon left these, and crept off into
+winding backwaters, with wire-rooted mangroves sprawling over the
+mud on their banks, and strange whispering beast-noises coming from
+behind the thickets of tropical greenery. The sun had slanted slow;
+ceibas and silk-cotton woods threw a shade dark almost as twilight;
+but the air was full of breathless heat, and Kettle's white drill
+clothes hung upon him clammy and damp. Behind him, in the stern of
+the canoe, Brass Pan scratched himself plaintively.</p>
+<p>Dark fell and the dug-out was made fast to a mangrove root. The
+Africans covered their heads to ward off ghosts, and snored on the
+damp floor of the canoe. Kettle took quinine and dozed in the
+Madeira chair. Mists closed round them, white with damp,
+earthy-smelling with malaria. Then gleams of morning stole over the
+trees and made the mists visible, and Kettle woke with a seaman's
+promptitude. He roused Brass Pan, and Brass Pan roused the
+canoe-men, and the voyage proceeded.</p>
+<p>Through more silent waterways the clumsy dug-out made her
+passage, where alligators basked on the mudbanks and sometimes swam
+up from below and nuzzled the sides of the boat, and where velvety
+black butterflies fluttered in dancing swarms across the shafts of
+sunlight; and at last her nose was driven on to a bed of slime, and
+Kettle was invited to "lib for beach."</p>
+<p>Brass Pan stepped dutifully over the mud, and Captain Kettle
+mounted his back and rode to dry ground without as much as
+splashing the pipeclay on his dainty canvas shoes. A bush path
+opened out ahead of them, winding, narrow, uneven, and the man with
+the yaws went ahead and gave a lead.</p>
+<p>As a result of exposure to the night mists of the river, Captain
+Kettle had an attack of fever on him which made him shake with cold
+and burn with heat alternately. His head was splitting, and his
+skin felt as though it had been made originally to suit a small
+boy, and had been stretched to near bursting-point to serve its
+present wearer.</p>
+<p>In the forest, the path was a mere tunnel amongst solid blocks
+of wood and greenery; in the open beyond, it was a slim alley
+between grass-blades eight feet high; and the only air which
+nourished them as they marched was hot enough to scorch the lungs
+as it was inhaled. And if in addition to all this, it be remembered
+that the savages he was going to visit were practising cannibals,
+were notoriously treacherous, were violently hostile to all whites
+(on account of many cruelties bestowed by Belgians), and were
+especially exasperated against the stealer of their idol, it will
+be seen that from an ordinary point of view Captain Kettle's
+mission was far from appetizing.</p>
+<p>The little sailor, however, carried himself as jauntily as
+though he were stepping out along a mere pleasure parade, and
+hummed an air as he marched. In ordinary moments I think his nature
+might be described as almost melancholy; it took times of stress
+like these to thoroughly brighten him.</p>
+<p>The path wound, as all native paths do wind, like some erratic
+snake amongst the grasses, reaching its point with a vast disregard
+for distance expended on the way. It led, with a scramble, down the
+sides of ravines; it drew its followers up steep rock-faces that
+were baked almost to cooking heat by the sun; and finally, it broke
+up into fan-shape amongst decrepit banana groves, and presently
+ended amongst a squalid collection of grass and wattle huts which
+formed the village.</p>
+<p>Dogs announced the arrival to the natives, and from out of the
+houses bolted men, women, and children, who dived out of sight in
+the surrounding patches of bush.</p>
+<p>The man with the yaws explained: "Dem Belgians make war-palaver
+often. People plenty much frightened. People think we lib for here
+on war-palaver."</p>
+<p>"Silly idiots!" said Captain Kettle. "Hullo, by James! here's a
+white man coming out of that chimbeque!"</p>
+<p>"He God-man. Lib for here on gin-palaver."</p>
+<p>"Trading missionary, is he? Bad breed that. And the worst of it
+is, if there's trouble, he'll hold up his cloth, and I can't hit
+him." He advanced toward the white man, and touched his helmet.
+"<i>Bon jour, Monsieur</i>."</p>
+<p>"Howdy?" said the missionary. "I'm as English as yourself--or
+rather Amurrican. Know you quite well by sight, Captain. Seen you
+on the steamers when I was stationed at our headquarters in Boma.
+What might you be up here for?"</p>
+<p>"I've a bit of a job on hand for Captain Nilssen of Banana."</p>
+<p>"Old Cappie Nilssen? Know him quite well. Married him to that
+Bengala wife of his, the silly old fool. Well, captain, come right
+into my chimbeque, and chop."</p>
+<p>"I'll have some quinine with you, and a cocktail. Chop doesn't
+tempt me just now. I've a dose of fever on hand."</p>
+<p>"Got to expect that here, anyway," said the missionary. "I
+haven't had fever for three days now, but I'm due for another dose
+to-morrow afternoon. Fever's quite regular with me. It's a good
+thing that, because I can fit in my business accordingly."</p>
+<p>"I suppose the people at home think you carry the Glad Tidings
+only?"</p>
+<p>"The people at home are impracticable fools, and I guess when I
+was 'way back in Boston I was no small piece of a fool too. I was
+sent out here 'long with a lot more tenderfeet to plant beans for
+our own support, and to spread the gospel for the glory of America.
+Well, the other tenderfeet are planted, and I'm the only one that's
+got any kick left. The beans wouldn't grow, and there was no sort
+of living to be got out of spreading a gospel which nobody seemed
+to want. So I had to start in and hoe a new row for myself."</p>
+<p>"Set up as a trader, that is?"</p>
+<p>"You bet. It's mostly grist that comes to me: palm-oil, rubber,
+kernels, and ivory. Timber I haven't got the capital to tackle, and
+I must say the ivory's more to figure about than finger. But I've
+got the best connection of any trader in gin and guns and cloth in
+this section, and in another year I'll have made enough of a pile
+to go home, and I guess there are congregations in Boston that'll
+just jump at having a returned Congo missionary as their
+minister."</p>
+<p>"I should draw the line at that, myself," said Kettle
+stiffly.</p>
+<p>"Dare say. You're a Britisher, and therefore you're a bit
+narrow-minded. We're a vury adaptable nation, we Amurricans. Say,
+though, you haven't told me what you're up here for yet? I guess
+you haven't come just in search of health?"</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle reflected. His gorge rose at this man, but the
+fellow seemed to have some sort of authority in the village, and
+probably he could settle the question of Nilssen's ailment with a
+dozen words. So he swallowed his personal resentment, and, as
+civilly as he could, told the complete tale as Nilssen had given it
+to him.</p>
+<p>The trader missionary's face grew crafty as he listened. "Look
+here, you want that old sinner Nilssen cured?"</p>
+<p>"That's what I came here for."</p>
+<p>"Well, then, give me the ju-ju, and I'll fix it up for you."</p>
+<p>"The ju-ju's to be my fee," said Kettle. "I suppose you know
+something about it? You're not the kind of man to go in for
+collecting valueless curiosities."</p>
+<p>"Nop. I'm here on the make, and I guess you're about the same.
+But I wouldn't be in your shoes if the people in the village get to
+know that you've a finger in looting their idol."</p>
+<p>"Why?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, you'll die rather painfully, that's all. Better give the
+thing up, Captain, and let me take over the contract for you. It's
+a bit above your weight."</p>
+<p>Kettle's face grew grim. "Is it?" he said. "Think I'm going to
+back down for a tribe of nasty, stinking, man-eating niggers? Not
+much."</p>
+<p>"Well," said the missionary, "don't get ruffled. I've got no use
+for quarrelling. Go your way, and if things turn out ugly don't say
+I didn't give you the straight cinch, as one white man to another
+in a savage country. And now, it's about my usual time for
+siesta."</p>
+<p>"Right," said Kettle. "I'll siesta too. My fever's gone now, and
+I'm feeling pretty rocky and mean. Sleep's a grand pick-me-up."</p>
+<p>They took off their coats, and lay down then under filmy
+mosquito bars, and presently sleep came to them. Indeed, to Kettle
+came so dead an unconsciousness that he afterward had a suspicion
+(though it was beyond proof) that some drug had been mixed with his
+drink. He was a man who at all times was extraordinarily watchful
+and alert. Often and often during his professional life his bare
+existence had depended on the faculty for scenting danger from
+behind the curtain of sleep; and his senses in this direction were
+so abnormally developed as to verge at times on the uncanny.
+Cat-like is a poor-word to describe his powers of vigilance.</p>
+<p>But there is no doubt that in this case his alertness was
+dulled. The fatigue of the march, his dose of fever, his previous
+night of wakefulness in the canoe, all combined to undermine his
+guard; and, moreover, the attack of the savages was stealthy in the
+extreme. Like ghosts, they must have crept back from the bush to
+reconnoitre their village; like daylight ghosts, they must have
+surrounded the trader missionary's hut and peered at the sleeping
+man between the bamboos of the wall, and then made their entrance;
+and it must have been with the quickness of wild beasts that they
+made their spring.</p>
+<p>Kettle woke on the instant that he was touched, and started to
+struggle for his life, as indeed he had struggled many a time
+before. But the numbers of the blacks put effective resistance out
+of the question. Four of them pressed down each arm on to the bed,
+four each leg, three pressed on his head. Their animal faces
+champed and gibbered at him; the animal smell of them made him
+splutter and cough.</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle was not a man who often sought help from others;
+he was used to playing a lone-handed fight against a mob; but the
+suddenness of the attack, the loneliness of his surroundings, and
+the dejection due to his recent dose of fever, for the first
+instant almost unnerved him, and on the first alarm he sang out
+lustily for the missionary's help. There was no answer. With a jerk
+he turned his head, and saw that the other bed was empty. The man
+had left the hut.</p>
+<p>For a time the captive did not actively resist further. In a
+climate like that of the Congo one's store of physical strength is
+limited, and he did not wish to earn unnecessarily severe bonds by
+wasting it. As it was, he was tied up cruelly enough with grass
+rope, and then taken from the hut and flung down under the blazing
+sunshine outside.</p>
+<p>Presently a fantastic form danced up from behind one of the
+huts, daubed with colored clays, figged out with a thousand tawdry
+charms, and cinctured round the middle by a girdle of half-picked
+bones. He wafted an evil odor before him as he advanced, and he
+came up and stood with one foot on Kettle's breast in the attitude
+of a conqueror.</p>
+<p>This was the witch-doctor, a creature who held power of life and
+death over all the village, whom the villagers suffered to test
+them with poison, to put them to unnamable tortures, to rob them as
+he pleased,--to be, in fact, a kind of insane autocrat working any
+whim that seized him freely in their midst. The witch-doctor's
+power of late had suffered. The white man Nilssen had "put bigger
+ju-ju" on him, and under its influence had despoiled him of
+valuable property. Now was his moment of counter triumph. The
+witch-doctor stated that he brought this other white man to the
+village by the power of his spells; and the villagers believed him.
+There was the white man lying on the ground before them to prove
+it.</p>
+<p>Remained next to see what the witch-doctor would do with his
+captive.</p>
+<p>The man himself was evidently at a loss, and talked, and danced,
+and screamed, and foamed, merely to gain time. He spoke nothing but
+Fiote, and of that tongue Kettle knew barely a single word. But
+presently the canoe-man with the yaws was dragged up, and, in his
+own phrase, was bidden to act as "linguister."</p>
+<p>"He say," translated the man with the yaws, "if dem big ju-ju
+lib back for here, he let you go."</p>
+<p>"And if not?"</p>
+<br>
+<a name="page040.jpg"></a>
+<p class="ctr"><img src="images/page040.jpg" width="45%" alt=
+""><br>
+<b>He came and stood with one foot on Kettle's breast in the
+attitude of a conqueror.</b></p>
+<br>
+<p>The interpreter put a question, and the witch-doctor screamed
+out a long reply, and then stooped and felt the captive over with
+his fingers, as men feel cattle at a fair.</p>
+<p>"Well?" said Kettle impatiently; "if he doesn't get back the
+wooden god, let's hear what the game is next?"</p>
+<p>"Me no sabbey. He say you too small and thin for chop."</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle's pale cheeks flushed. Curiously enough it never
+occurred to him to be grateful for this escape from a cannibal
+dinner-table. But his smallness was a constant sore to him, and he
+bitterly resented any allusion to it.</p>
+<p>"Tell that stinking scarecrow I'll wring his neck for him before
+I'm quit of this village."</p>
+<p>"Me no fit," said the linguister candidly. "He kill me now if I
+say that, same's he kill you soon."</p>
+<p>"Oh, he's going to kill me, is he?"</p>
+<p>The interpreter nodded emphatically. "Or get dem big ju-ju," he
+added.</p>
+<p>"Ask him how Cappie Nilssen can be cured."</p>
+<p>The man with the yaws put the question timidly enough, and the
+witch-doctor burst into a great guffaw of laughter. Then after a
+preliminary dance, he took off a little packet of leopard skin,
+which hung amongst his other charms, and stuffed it deep inside
+Kettle's shirt.</p>
+<p>The interpreter explained: "Him say he put ju-ju on Cappie
+Nilssen, and can take it off all-e-same easy. Him say you give
+Cappie Nilssen dis new ju-ju for chop, an' he live for well
+one-time."</p>
+<p>"He doesn't make much trouble about giving it me, anyway,"
+Kettle commented. "Looks as if he felt pretty sure he'd get that
+idol, or else take the change out of my skin." But, all the same,
+when the question was put to him again as to whether he would
+surrender the image, he flatly refused. There was a certain pride
+about Kettle which forbade him to make concessionary treaties with
+an inferior race.</p>
+<p>So forthwith, having got this final refusal, the blacks took him
+up again, and under the witch-doctor's lead carried him well beyond
+the outskirts of the village. There was a cleared space here, and
+on the bare, baked earth they laid him down under the full glare of
+the tropical sunshine. For a minute or so they busied themselves
+with driving four stout stakes into the ground, and then again they
+took him up, and made him fast by wrists and ankles, spread-eagle
+fashion, to the stakes.</p>
+<p>At first he was free to turn his head, and with a chill of
+horror he saw he was not the first to be stretched out in that
+clearing. There were three other sets of stakes, and framed in each
+was a human skeleton, picked clean. With a shiver he remembered
+travellers' tales on the steamers of how these things were done.
+But then the blacks put down other stakes so as to confine his head
+in one position, and were proceeding to prop open his mouth with a
+piece of wood, when suddenly there seemed to be a hitch in the
+proceedings.</p>
+<p>The witch-doctor asked for honey--Kettle recognized the native
+word--and none was forthcoming. Without honey they could not go on,
+and the captive knew why. One man was going off to fetch it, but
+then news was brought that the Krooboy Brass Pan had been caught,
+and the whole gang of them went off helter-skelter toward the
+village--and again Kettle knew the reason for their haste.</p>
+<p>So there he was left alone for the time being with his thoughts,
+lashed up beyond all chance of escape, scorched by an intolerable
+sun, bitten and gnawed by countless swarms of insects, without
+chance of sweeping them away. But this was ease compared with what
+was to follow. He knew the fate for which he was apportioned, a
+common fate amongst the Congo cannibals. His jaws would be propped
+open, a train of honey would be led from his mouth to a hill of
+driver ants close by, and the savage insects would come up and eat
+him piecemeal while he still lived.</p>
+<p>He had seen driver ants attack a house before, swamp fires lit
+in their path by sheer weight of numbers, put the inhabitants to
+flight, and eat everything that remained. And here, in this
+clearing, if he wanted further proof of their power, were the three
+picked skeletons lying stretched out to their stakes.</p>
+<p>There are not many men who could have preserved their reason
+under monstrous circumstances such as these, and I take it that
+there is no man living who dare up and say that he would not be
+abominably frightened were he to find himself in such a plight. In
+these papers I have endeavored to show Captain Owen Kettle as a
+brave man, indeed the bravest I ever knew; but I do not think even
+he would blame me if I said he was badly scared then.</p>
+<p>He heard noises from the village which he could not see beyond
+the grass. He heard poor Brass Pan's death-shriek; he heard all the
+noises that followed, and knew their meaning, and knew that he was
+earning a respite thereby; he even heard from over the low hills
+the hoot of a steamer's siren as she did her business on the yellow
+waters of the Congo, in crow flight perhaps not a good rifle-shot
+from where he lay stretched.</p>
+<p>It seemed like a fantastic dream to be assured in this way that
+there were white men, civilized white men, men who could read books
+and enjoy poetry, sitting about swearing and drinking cocktails
+under a decent steamer's awnings close by this barbaric scene of
+savagery. And yet it was no dream. The flies that crept into his
+nose and his mouth and his eye-sockets, and bit him through his
+clothing, and the hateful sounds from the village assured him of
+all its reality.</p>
+<p>The blazing day burnt itself to a close, and night came hard
+upon its heels, still baking and breathless. The insects bit worse
+than ever, and once or twice Kettle fancied he felt the jaws of a
+driver ant in his flesh, and wondered if news would be carried to
+the horde in the ant-hill, which would bring them out to devour
+their prey without the train of honey being laid to lure them.
+Moreover, fever had come on him again, and with one thing and
+another it was only by a constant effort of will that he prevented
+himself from giving way and raving aloud in delirium.</p>
+<p>It was under these circumstances, then, that the missionary came
+to him again, and once more put in a bid for the ju-ju which lay at
+the pilotage. Kettle roundly accused the man of having betrayed
+him, and the fellow did not deny it with any hope of being
+believed. He had got to get his pile somehow, so he said: the ju-ju
+had value, and if he could not get hold of it one way, he had to
+work it another. And finally, would Kettle surrender it then, or
+did he want any more discomfort.</p>
+<p>Now I think it is not to the little sailor's discredit to
+confess that he surrendered without terms forthwith. "The thing's
+yours for when you like to fetch it," he snapped out ungraciously
+enough, and the missionary at once stooped and cut the grass ropes,
+and set to chafing his wrists and ankles. "And now," he said,
+"clear out for your canoe at the river-side for all you're worth,
+Captain. There's a big full moon, and you can't miss the way."</p>
+<p>"Wait a bit," said Kettle. "I'm remembering that I had an errand
+here. Can you give me the right physic to pull Captain Nilssen
+round?"</p>
+<p>"You have it in that leopard-skin parcel inside your shirt. I
+saw the witch-doctor give it you."</p>
+<p>"Oh! you were looking on, were you?"</p>
+<p>"Yes."</p>
+<p>"By James! I've a big mind to leave my marks on you, you
+swine!"</p>
+<p>The trader missionary whipped out a revolver. "Guess I'm heeled,
+sonny. You'd better go slow. You'd--"</p>
+<p>There was a rush, a dodge, a scuffle, a bullet whistling
+harmlessly up into the purple night, and that revolver was Captain
+Kettle's.</p>
+<p>"The cartridges you have in your pocket."</p>
+<p>"I've only three. Here they are, confound you! Now, what are you
+going to do next? You've waked the village. You'll have them down
+on you in another moment. Run, you fool, or they'll have you
+yet."</p>
+<p>"Will they?" said Kettle. "Well, if you want to know, I've got
+poor old Brass Pan to square up for yet. I liked that boy." And
+with that, he set off running down a path between the walls of
+grasses.</p>
+<p>A negro met him in the narrow cut, yelled with surprise, and
+turned. He dropped a spear as he turned, and Kettle picked it up
+and drove the blade between his shoulder-blades as he ran. Then on
+through the village he raged like a man demented. With what weapons
+he fought he never afterward remembered. He slew with whatever came
+to his hand. The villagers, wakened up from their torpid sleep,
+rushed from the grass and wattle houses on every hand. Kettle in
+his Berserk rage charged them whenever they made a stand, till at
+last all fled from him as though he were more than human.</p>
+<p>Bodies lay upon the ground staring up at the moon; but there
+were no living creatures left, though the little sailor, with bared
+teeth and panting breath, stood there waiting for them. No; he had
+cleared the place, and only one other piece of retribution lay in
+his power. The embers of a great fire smouldered in the middle of
+the clearing, and with a shudder (as he remembered its purpose) he
+shovelled up great handfuls of the glowing charcoal and sowed it
+broadcast on the dry grass roofs of the chimbeques. The little
+crackling flames leaped up at once; they spread with the quickness
+of a gunpowder train; and in less than a minute a great cataract of
+fire was roaring high into the night.</p>
+<p>Then, and not till then, did Captain Kettle think of his own
+retreat. He put the three remaining cartridges into the empty
+chambers of his revolver, and set off at a jog-trot down the
+winding path by which he had come up from the river.</p>
+<p>His head was throbbing then, and the stars and the grasses swam
+before his eyes. The excitement of the fight had died away--the
+ills of the place gripped every fibre of his body. Had the natives
+ambushed him along the path, I do not think he could possibly have
+avoided them. But those natives had had their lesson, and they did
+not care to tamper with Kettle's <i>ju-ju</i> again. And so he was
+allowed to go on undisturbed, and somehow or other he got down to
+the river-bank and the canoe.</p>
+<p>He did not do the land journey at any astonishing pace. Indeed,
+it is a wonder he ever got over it at all. More than once he sank
+down half unconscious in the path, and up all the steeper slopes he
+had to crawl animal fashion on all-fours. But by daybreak he got to
+the canoe, and pushed her off, and by a marvellous streak of luck
+lost his way in the inner channels, and wandered out on to the
+broad Congo beyond.</p>
+<p>I say this was a streak of luck, because by this time
+consciousness had entirely left him, and on the inner channels he
+would merely have died, and been eaten by alligators, whereas, as
+it was, he got picked up by a State launch, and taken down to the
+pilotage at Banana.</p>
+<p>It was Mrs. Nilssen who tediously nursed him back to health.
+Kettle had always been courteous to Mrs. Nilssen, even though she
+was as black and polished as a patent leather boot; and Mrs.
+Nilssen appreciated Captain Owen Kettle accordingly.</p>
+<p>With Captain Nilssen, pilot of the lower Congo, Kettle had one
+especially interesting talk during his convalescence. "You may as
+well take that troublesome wooden god for yourself now," said
+Nilssen. "But, if I were you, I'd ship it home out of harm's way by
+the next steamer."</p>
+<p>"Hasn't that missionary brute sent for it yet?"</p>
+<p>Captain Nilssen evaded the question. "I'll never forget what
+you've done for me, my lad. When you were brought in here after
+they picked you up, you looked fit to peg out one-time, but the
+only sane thing you could do was to waggle out a little
+leopard-skin parcel, and bid me swallow the stuff that was inside.
+You'd started out to get me that physic, and, by gum, you weren't
+happy till I got it down my neck."</p>
+<p>"Well, you look fit enough now."</p>
+<p>"Never better."</p>
+<p>"But about the missionary brute?"</p>
+<p>"Well, my lad, I suppose you're well enough to be told now. He's
+got his trading cut short for good. That nigger with the yaws who
+paddled you up brought down the news. The beggars up there chopped
+him, and I'm sure I hope he didn't give them indigestion."</p>
+<p>"My holy James!"</p>
+<p>"Solid. His missionary friends here have written home a letter
+to Boston which would have done you good to see. According to them,
+the man's a blessed martyr, nothing more or less. The gin and the
+guns are left clean out of the tale; and will Boston please send
+out some more subscriptions, one-time? You'll see they'll stick up
+a stained-glass window to that joker in Boston, and he'll stand up
+there with a halo round his head as big as a frying-pan. And, oh!
+won't his friends out here be resigned to his loss when the
+subscriptions begin to hop in from over the water."</p>
+<p>"Well, there's been a lot of trouble over a trumpery wooden
+idol. I fancy we'd better burn it out of harm's way."</p>
+<p>"Not much," said Nilssen with a sigh. "I've found out where the
+value comes in, and as you've earned them fairly and squarely, the
+dividends are yours to stick to. One of those looking-glass eyes
+was loose, and I picked it out. There was a bit of green glass
+behind. I picked out the other eye, and there was a bit of green
+glass at the back of that too."</p>
+<p>"Oh, the niggers'll use anything for ju-ju."</p>
+<p>"Wait a bit. I'd got my notions as to what that green glass was,
+and so I toted them in my pocket up and down the river and asked
+every man who was likely to know a jewel what he thought. They
+aren't green glass at all. They're emeralds. They're come from the
+Lord knows where, but that doesn't matter. They're worth fifty
+pounds apiece at the very lowest, and they're yours, my lad, to do
+what you like with."</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle lay back on his pillow and smiled complacently.
+"That money'll just set up my Missis nicely in a lodging-house. Now
+I can go on with my work here, and know that whatever happens she
+and the kids are provided for."</p>
+<p>"Eh, well," said Nilssen with a sigh, "she'll be nicely fixed up
+now. I wish I could make provision like that for my old women."</p>
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr style="width: 35%;">
+<br>
+<br>
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_III"></a>CHAPTER III</h2>
+<h3>A QUICK WAY WITH REBELS.</h3>
+<br>
+<p>Another bullet came silently up out of the distance, and the
+nigger second engineer of the launch gave a queer little whimper
+and fell down <i>flop</i>, and lay with his flat nose nuzzling the
+still warm boiler. A hole, which showed up red and angry against
+the black wool just underneath his grass cap, made the diagnosis of
+his injury an easy matter.</p>
+<p>The noise of the shot came to them quite a long time afterward,
+when the little puff of smoke which had spirted up from the distant
+sandbank had already begun to thin under the sunshine; but it was
+that gun-crack, and not the sight of the dead engineer, which gave
+the working negroes their final scare. With loud children's cries,
+and queer dodgings of fear, they pitched down their working tools,
+and fled to where the other black soldiers and passengers were
+lying on the iron floor-plates of the launch, in security below her
+water-line.</p>
+<p>The Belgian Commandant, from his shelter at the other side of
+the boiler, swore volubly, and Clay, the English doctor, laughed
+and twanged out a music-hall tune on his banjo. Kettle, intent on
+getting his vessel once more under command, was for driving the
+negro crew back to their work by the simple methods peculiar to the
+British merchant officer. But this Commandant Balliot forbade, and,
+as he was Kettle's superior in the Congo Free State service, that
+small mariner had (very much against his grain) to obey.</p>
+<p>"We shall have these fellows rebelling next," said the
+Commandant, "if you push them too hard; and if they join the rest,
+where shall we be?"</p>
+<p>"There are a thousand of your troops in the mutiny already,
+according to your tally," said Kettle stiffly, "and I don't see
+that if this hundred joined them it would make much difference to
+us, one way or the other. Besides," he added, almost persuasively,
+"if I had the handling of them they would not join the others. They
+would stay here and do as they were told."</p>
+<p>"Captain Kettle," snapped the Commandant, "you have heard my
+orders. If I have any more of this hectoring spirit from you, I
+shall report your conduct when we get back to Stanley Pool."</p>
+<p>"You may report till you're black in the face," said Kettle
+truculently; "but if you don't put a bit more backbone into things,
+you'll do it as a ghost and not as a live man. Look at your record
+up to date. You come up here at the head of a fine expedition; you
+set your soldiers to squeeze the tribes for rubber and ivory; they
+don't bring in enough niggers' ears to show that they've used their
+cartridges successfully, and so you shoot them down in batches; and
+then you aren't man enough to keep your grip on them, but when
+they've had enough of your treatment, they just start in and
+rebel."</p>
+<p>"One man can't fight a thousand."</p>
+<p>"You can't, anyway. If the Doc and I had turned up with this
+launch half an hour later, your excellent troops would have knocked
+you on the head and chopped you afterward. But I'd like to remind
+you that we ran in-shore and took you away in spite of their
+teeth."</p>
+<p>"You are very brave," sneered the Commandant, "you and Monsieur
+le Docteur."</p>
+<p>"Well, you see," said Kettle with cheerful insult, "our
+grandfathers didn't run away at Waterloo, and that gives us
+something to go upon."</p>
+<p>"I put you under arrest," screamed the Belgian. "I will have
+satisfaction for this later. I--"</p>
+<p>"Steady on," said Clay, with a yawn. He put down his banjo,
+stretched, and stood up. Behind him the bullets pattered merrily
+against the iron plating. "Why on earth do you two keep on nagging?
+Look at me--I'm half drunk as usual, and I'm as happy as a lord.
+Take a peg, each of you, and sweeten your tempers."</p>
+<p>They glared at him from each side.</p>
+<p>"Now it's not the least use either of you two trying to quarrel
+with me. We might as well all be friends together for the little
+time we've got. We've a good deal in common: we're all bad eggs,
+and we're none of us fit for our billets. Monsieur le Commandant,
+you were a sous-officier in Belgium who made Brussels too hot to
+hold you; you come out here, and you're sent to govern a district
+the size of Russia, which is a lot beyond your weight.</p>
+<p>"Friend Kettle, you put a steamer on the ground in the lower
+Congo; you probably had a bad record elsewhere, or you'd never have
+drifted to the Congo service at all; and now you're up here on the
+Haut Congo skippering a rubbishy fourpenny stern-wheel launch,
+which of course is a lot beneath your precious dignity.</p>
+<p>"And I--well, I once had a practice at home; and got into a row
+over a woman; and when the row was through, well, where was the
+practice? I came out here because no one will look at me in any
+other quarter of the globe. I get wretched pay, and I do as little
+as I possibly can for it. I'm half-seas over every day of the week,
+and I'm liked because I can play the banjo."</p>
+<p>"I don't see what good you're getting by abuse like this," said
+Kettle.</p>
+<p>"I'm trying to make you both forget your silly naggling. We may
+just as well be cheerful for the bit of time we've got."</p>
+<p>"Bit of time!"</p>
+<p>"Well, it won't be much anyway. Here's the launch with a hole
+shot in her boiler, and no steam, drifted hard and fast on to a
+sandbank. On another bank, eight hundred yards away, are half a
+regiment of rebel troops with plenty of good rifles and plenty of
+cartridges, browning us for all they're worth. Their friends are
+off up stream to collect canoes from those villages which have been
+raided, and canoes they'll get--likewise help from the recently
+raided. When dark comes, away they'll attack us, and personally, I
+mean to see it out fighting, and they'll probably chop me
+afterward, and the odds are I give some of them bad dyspepsia.
+About that I don't care two pins. But I don't intend to be caught
+alive. That means torture, and no error about it." He shivered.
+"I've seen their subjects after they've played their torture games
+on them. My aunt, but they were a beastly sight."</p>
+<p>The Commandant shivered also. He, too, knew what torture from
+the hands of those savage Central African blacks meant.</p>
+<p>"I should blow up the launch with every soul on board of her,"
+he said, "if I thought there was any chance of their boarding with
+canoes."</p>
+<p>"Well, you can bet your life they'll try it," said Kettle, "if
+we stay here."</p>
+<p>"But how can we move? We can't make steam. And if we do push off
+this bank, we shall drift on to the next bank down stream."</p>
+<p>"That's your idea," said Kettle. "Haven't you got a better?"</p>
+<p>"You must not speak to me like that," said Balliot, with another
+little snap of dignity and passion. "I'm your senior officer."</p>
+<p>"At the present rate you'll continue to be that till about
+nightfall," said Kettle unpleasantly, "after which time we shall be
+killed, one way or another, and our ranks sorted out afresh."</p>
+<p>"Now, you two," said Clay, "don't start wrangling again." He
+took a bottle out of a square green case, and passed it. "Here,
+have some gin."</p>
+<p>"For God's sake, Doc, dry up," said Kettle, "and pull yourself
+together, and remember you're a blooming Englishman."</p>
+<p>Clay's thin yellow cheeks flushed. "What's the use?" he said
+with a forced laugh. "'Tisn't as if anybody wanted to see any of us
+home again."</p>
+<p>"I'm wanted," said Kettle, sharply, "by my wife and kids. I've
+got them to provide for, and I'm not going to shirk doing it. Let
+me have my own way, and I can get out of this mess; yes, and out of
+a dozen worse messes on beyond it. The thing's nothing if only it's
+tackled the right way."</p>
+<p>"How shall you set about it," asked the Commandant.</p>
+<p>"By giving orders, and taking mighty big care that everybody on
+this ship carries them out."</p>
+<p>Commandant Balliot rubbed at his close, scrubby beard, and bared
+his teeth viciously. Behind him, from the distant sandbank, the
+rebel bullets rapped unceasingly at the launch's iron plating. "But
+I am the senior in rank," he repeated again. "Officially I could
+not resign the command in your favor."</p>
+<p>"Yes, I know. But here's the situation packed small: if you
+climb up, and do the large, and perch on your blessed rank, we
+shall probably see this day out, but we certainly sha'n't see
+another in. You're at the end of your string, and you can't deny
+it."</p>
+<p>"But if you've a suggestion to make which will save us, make it,
+and I will act."</p>
+<p>"No," snapped Kettle. "I'll either be boss and carry out my
+schemes my own way; or else, if we stay on as we are, I hold my
+tongue, and you can go on and arrange the funeral."</p>
+<p>"If you can get us out of this mess--"</p>
+<p>"I've said I can."</p>
+<p>"Then I will let you take the command."</p>
+<p>"Well and good. In the first place--"</p>
+<p>"Wait a minute. I resign to you temporarily; but, understand,
+even if I wished to, I could not do this officially. When we get
+down to Leopoldville--when we get down to the next post even--"</p>
+<p>"Oh, you can collar the blooming credit," said Kettle
+contemptuously, "when we do get clear away to any of your own
+headquarters. I'm not looking for gratitude either from a Belgian
+or from the Congo Free State. They don't like Englishmen."</p>
+<p>"You are not a lovable nation," said Commandant Balliot
+spitefully.</p>
+<p>"Now," said Kettle, thrusting his fierce little face close up to
+the other, "understand once and for all that I will not have
+England abused, neither do I take any more of your lip for myself.
+I'm Captain of the whole of this show now, by your making, and I
+intend to be respected as such, and hold a full captain's ticket.
+You'll call me 'sir' when you speak, and you'll take orders civilly
+and carry them out quick, or, by James! you'll find your teeth
+rammed down your throat in two twinkles of a handspike. Savvy
+that?"</p>
+<p>The man of the weaker nation subsided. There was no law and
+order here to fall back upon. There was nothing but unnerving
+savagery and vastness. The sandbar where their wrecked launch lay
+was out in the middle of the Congo, perhaps eight miles from the
+park-like lands which stretched indefinitely beyond either bank.
+The great river astern of her glared like a mirror under the
+intolerable sunshine; came up and swirled around her flanks in
+yellow, marigold-smelling waves; and then joined up into mirror
+shape again till the eye ached in regarding it. The baking sky
+above was desolate even of clouds; there was no help anywhere; and
+on another distant sandbank, where here and there little bushes of
+powder smoke sprouted up like a gauzy foliage, a horde of barbarous
+blacks lusted to tear out his life.</p>
+<p>In Commandant Balliot's own heart hope was dead. But it seemed
+that this detestable Englishman had schemes in his head by which
+their lives might yet be saved.</p>
+<p>He had been given a sample of the Englishmen's brazen daring
+already. After his troops mutinied, and pandemonium reigned in the
+village where he was quartered, the Englishman had steamed up with
+his paltry stem-wheel launch, and by sheer dash and recklessness
+had carried him and his last parcel of faithful men away in spite
+of the mutineers' teeth.</p>
+<p>It was an insane thing to do, and when he had (as senior
+officer) complimented Kettle on the achievement, the little sailor
+had coldly replied that he was only carrying out his duty and
+earning his pay. And he had further mentioned that it was lucky for
+Commandant Balliot that he was a common, low-down Britisher, and
+not a fancy Belgian, or he would have thought of his own skin
+first, and steamed on comfortably down river and just contented
+himself with making a report. The white engineer of the launch--a
+drunken Scot--had, it seemed, been killed in the sortie, which, of
+course, was regretable; but Balliot (who disliked the Scot
+personally) had omitted to make the proper condolences; and it was
+at this that Kettle had taken umbrage and turned the nasty edge of
+his tongue outward.</p>
+<p>"Now," said Captain Kettle, "enough time's been wasted. We will
+start business at once, please. That boiler's got to be mended,
+first."</p>
+<p>"But," said Balliot, "it's under fire all the time."</p>
+<p>"I can see that for myself," said the little sailor, "without
+being reminded by a subordinate who wasn't asked to speak. We take
+things as we find them, and so it's got to be mended under fire.
+Moreover, as the chief engineer of this vessel was killed ashore,
+and the second engineer was shot overboard, there's others that
+will have to take rating as engine-room officers. Commandant
+Balliot, have you any mechanics amongst your lot?"</p>
+<p>"I have one man who acted as armorer-sergeant. He is very
+inefficient."</p>
+<p>"He must do his best. Can you handle a drill or a monkey wrench,
+yourself?"</p>
+<p>"No."</p>
+<p>"Then I shall find you a laborer's job. Doc, are you handy with
+tools?"</p>
+<p>"Only with those of my own trade," said Clay. "I'm pretty
+inefficient all round," he added, with a shrug, "or else I
+shouldn't be here."</p>
+<p>"Very well," said Kettle, "then I'll rate myself chief
+engineer." He got up, and walked round to where the black second
+engineer, the last man shot, still nuzzled the boiler plates
+exactly in the same position where he had first fallen. He lifted
+one of the man's arms, and let it go. It jerked back again like a
+spring.</p>
+<p>"Well, Daddy," he said, "you didn't take long to get stiff. They
+shot you nice and clean, anyway. I guess we'll let the river and
+the crocodiles bury you." With a sharp heave, he jerked the rigid
+body on to the rail, and even for the short second it poised there
+the poor dead clay managed to stop another of those bullets which
+flew up in such deadly silence from that distant sandbank.</p>
+<p>"Good-by," said Kettle, as he toppled the corpse over, and it
+fell with a splash, stiff-limbed into the yellow water. He watched
+the body as it bobbed up again to the surface, and floated with the
+stream out into the silvery sunshine. "Good-by, cocky," said he.
+"You've been a good nigger, and, as you were shot doing your duty,
+they'll set you on at the place where you've gone to, one of the
+lightest jobs they've got suitable for a black pagan. That's a
+theological fact. You'll probable turn to and stoke; I'll be
+sending you down presently another batch of heathen to shovel on
+the fire. I've got a biggish bill against those beggars on that
+sandbank yonder for the mischief they've done."</p>
+<p>But it was no place there to waste much time on sentiment. The
+woodwork of the shabby little steamer was riddled with splintered
+holes; the rusted iron plating was starred with gray lead-splashes;
+and every minute more bullets ploughed furrows in the yellow waters
+of the river, or whisped through the air overhead, or hit the
+vessel herself with peremptory knocks. It is all very well to
+affect a contempt for a straggling ill-aimed fire such as this;
+but, given a long enough exposure to it, one is bound to be hit;
+and so, if the work was to be attempted, the quicker it was set
+about the more chance there was of getting it finished.</p>
+<p>They use wood fuel on these small, ungainly steamers which do
+their business up in the savage heart of Africa on the waters of
+the Haut Congo, and because every man with a gun for many reasons
+feels himself to be an enemy of the Free State, the steamers carry
+their firing logs stacked in ramparts round their boilers and other
+vital parts. But wood, as compared with coal, is bulky stuff to
+carry, and as the stowage capacity of these stern-wheelers is
+small, they have to make frequent calls to rebunker.</p>
+<p>Indeed, it was for this purpose that Kettle had originally put
+in at the village where Commandant Balliot had his headquarters;
+and, as other events happened there which he had not calculated
+upon, he had steamed out into the broad river again without a
+chance of taking any logs on board, and, in fact, with his stock of
+fuel down very near to the vanishing-point.</p>
+<p>On this account, therefore, after the fatal shot into the
+boiler, and the subsequent disablement and drifting on to the
+sandbank, all repairing work had to be done under full exposure to
+the fire of the mutineers. The Central African negro is a fairly
+stolid person, and as the sight of a little slaughter does not in
+the least upset his nerves, he can stand bullet hail for a good
+long time without emotion, especially if there is no noise and
+bustle attached to it. But once let a scare get rubbed home into
+his stupid brain, and let him get started off on the run, and he is
+an awkward person to stop.</p>
+<p>But Kettle did not start to hustle his black laborers back to
+work at once. He knew that there would be heavy mortality amongst
+them once they were exposed to fire, and he wanted to lose as few
+of them as possible. He had got use for them afterward. So for long
+enough he worked alone, and the bullets spattered around him gayly.
+He hammered out a lead templet to cover the wound in the boiler,
+which, of course, as bad luck would have it, was situated at a
+place where three plates met; and then whilst Balliot's armorer
+with fire and hammer beat out a plate of iron the exact counterpart
+of this, he rigged a ratchet drill and bored holes through the
+boiler's skin to carry the necessary bolts.</p>
+<p>Clay volunteered assistance once, but as he was told he would be
+asked for help when it was needed, he squatted down under the
+sheltered side of the boiler again, and smoked, and played more
+music-hall ditties on the banjo. Commandant Balliot held to a
+sullen silence. He was growing to have a poisonous hatred for this
+contemptuous little Englishman who by sheer superiority had made
+him give up his treasured dictatorship, and he formed schemes for
+the Englishman's discomfiture in the near future.</p>
+<p>But for the present he hoped very much that the man would not be
+killed; he recognized, with fresh spasms of anger every time he
+thought about it, that without Captain Kettle there would be no
+future--at any rate on this earth--for any of them.</p>
+<p>And meanwhile Captain Owen Kettle, stripped to shoes and
+trousers, sweated over his work in the baking heat. Twice had a
+bullet grazed him, once on the neck, and once on the round of a
+shoulder, and red stains grew over the white satin of his skin. The
+work was strange to him certainly, but he set about it with more
+than an amateur's skill. All sailors have been handy with their
+fingers from time immemorial, but the modern steamer-sailor, during
+his apprenticeship as mate, has to turn his hand to a vast variety
+of trades. He is painter, carpenter, stevedore, crew-driver, all in
+one day; and on the next he is doctor, navigator, clerk, tailor,
+and engineer. And especially he is engineer. He must be able to
+drive winch, windlass, or crane, like an artist; he must have a
+good aptitude for using hand tools; and if he can work machine
+tools also, it is so much the better for him.</p>
+<p>Yes, Captain Kettle put the patch on that boiler like a workman.
+He fitted his bolts, and made his joints; then luted the manhole
+and bolted that back in place; and then stepped down while a couple
+of negroes sluiced him with water from gourds, and rubbed him clean
+and dry with handfuls of wild cotton waste. So far, although the
+incessant hail of bullets had pitted the boiler's skin in a hundred
+places, no second shot had found a spot sufficiently soft to make a
+puncture. The range of the bombardment was long, perhaps, and
+though a bullet at seven hundred yards may, with convenience, kill
+a man, it will not pierce seven-eighths boiler plate. And so,
+theoretically, the boiler was safe for the time being.</p>
+<p>But practically it was otherwise. The boiler was by no means
+new. It was corroded with years, and incapacity, and neglect, as is
+the custom with all parts of boats and machinery on the Haut Congo.
+But it had been brought up to that waterway by carriers at vast
+expense from Matadi, the highest steamer port on the Lower Congo,
+probably costing three months and a dozen lives in transit, so that
+it was debited in the books of the Free State as being worth its
+weight in silver, and destined to be used on without replacement
+till it saw fit to burst.</p>
+<p>So Kettle knew that in places it would be not much thicker than
+stout brown paper, and was quite aware that if any of the pattering
+bullets investigated one of these patches, he would have to do his
+work over again. He had a strong--and, I think,
+natural--disinclination for this. He had come through terrific
+risks during the last four hours, and could not expect to do so a
+second time with equal immunity; his two wounds smarted; and
+(although it sounds ludicrous that such a thing should have weight)
+the dirt inseparable from such employment jarred against his neat
+and cleanly habits, and filled him with unutterable disgust.</p>
+<p>The moment, he conceived, was one for hurry. He told off four of
+the negroes as trimmers and stokers, and set Commandant Balliot
+over them to see that they pressed on with their work; he sent Clay
+with a huge gang of helpers overboard on the lee side to risk the
+crocodiles, and dig away the sand; and he himself, with a dozen
+paddlers, got into the dug-out canoe, which was his only boat, and
+set to carrying out a kedge and line astern. All of these
+occupations took time, and when at last steam had mounted to a
+working pressure in the battered gauge, and they got on board
+again, two of his canoe-men had been shot, and one of Clay's party
+had been dragged away into deep water by a prowling crocodile.</p>
+<p>As no one else was competent, Kettle himself took charge of the
+engines, and roared his commands with one hand on the throttle, and
+the other on the reversing gear; Clay, for the moment, was
+quartermaster, and stood to the wheel on the upper deck; and
+Balliot, under the tuition of curses and revilings, drove the
+winch, which heaved and slacked on the line made fast to the
+kedge.</p>
+<p>The little steamer rolled and squeaked and coughed, and the
+paddle-wheel at her stern kicked up a compost of sand and mud and
+yellow water that almost choked them with its crushed marigold
+scent. The helm swung over alternately from hard-a-starboard to
+hard-a-port; the stern-wheel ground savagely into the sand, first
+one way and then the other; and the gutter, which she had delved
+for herself in the bank, grew gradually wider and more deep. Then
+slowly she began to make real progress astern.</p>
+<p>"Now, heave on that kedge," Kettle yelled, and the winch bucked
+and clattered under a greater head of steam, and the warp sung to
+the strain; and presently the little vessel slid off the bank,
+picked up her anchor, and was free to go where she pleased.</p>
+<p>"Hurrah," cried Balliot, "we are saved. You are a brave man,
+Captain."</p>
+<p>"I didn't ask you to speak," retorted Kettle. "We aren't out of
+the wood by a long chalk yet."</p>
+<p>"But we are out of their fire now. We shall be disturbed no
+further."</p>
+<p>"No, my lad, but we've got a precious heap of disturbing to do
+on our own account before we've squared up for this tea party. I'm
+going to drop down stream to somewhere quiet where we can fill up
+with wood, and then I'm coming back again to give your late Tommies
+bad fits."</p>
+<p>"But I don't authorize this. I didn't foresee--"</p>
+<p>"Very likely not. But a fat lot I care for that. Fact remains
+that I'm skipper here, and I'm going to do as I think best. I've
+got it in mind that my two engineers and a lot of good niggers have
+been shot by those disgusting savages over yonder, and I don't
+permit that sort of thing without making somebody pay a pretty
+steep bill for the amusement. So I'm going down stream to wood up,
+and then we'll come back and make them pay for the tea party."</p>
+<p>"You are exceeding your powers. I warn you."</p>
+<p>"If any of my inferiors on board ship don't keep their heads
+shut when they aren't spoken to," said Kettle unpleasantly, "I
+always disarrange their front teeth. If I have any more palaver
+from you, you'll get to know what it feels like." He shouted up the
+companion way--"On top there, quartermaster?"</p>
+<p>"Hullo?" said Clay.</p>
+<p>"Keep her down river to M'barri-m'barri. That's a twelve-mile
+run from here. There are two big cotton woods in a line which will
+bring you to the landing. You know the channel?"</p>
+<p>"I ought to. I've been up and down it times enough. But I guess
+I don't--at least, not now."</p>
+<p>"Fuddled again, are you? Then I'll con you from here. You see
+three trees growing on that island bang ahead? Keep her on those."
+He turned to a couple of stalwart niggers at his side--"Say, you
+boys, you lib for top, one-time. You take dem Doctor's gin-bottle,
+and you throw him overboard, one-time. If dem Doctor he make
+palaver, you throw him overboard too. Away with you now. By James!
+we got to get discipline in this ship somehow, and I'm a man that
+can teach it. Here, you black swine at that furnace, go slow with
+those logs, or we won't be able to steam her half-way."</p>
+<p>He bustled about the little vessel, turning every soul on board
+to some employment or other; and those of the newcomers who did not
+know his wishes, and were not quick enough for his taste, received
+instruction in a manner which is understood by men all the world
+over, be their skins black, or white, or yellow.</p>
+<p>The process might not be very pleasant for those who came in
+contact with it, but it was very effective for the purpose aimed
+at. In sea parlance Kettle had to "break up" some half-dozen of
+them before all hands acquiesced to his dictatorship; but they were
+quick to see there was a Man over them this time, and involuntarily
+they admired his virility even while they rubbed ruefully at their
+bumps; and during the times of stress that came afterward, none of
+these Africans were so smart to obey as those on whom their
+taskmaster's hand had originally come heaviest.</p>
+<p>The period of instruction was short. It began when the little
+stern-wheeler slipped off the bank and got under weigh. It was
+completed satisfactorily during the twelve miles run down the
+river. The boat was steered into M'barri-m'barri creek, made
+hastily fast to trees on the bank, and exuded her people in an
+armed rush. They had possession of the place almost before the
+villagers knew of their arrival, and proceeded to the object of
+their call. There was no especial show of violence.</p>
+<p>The women and the children were imprisoned in the huts; the men
+were given axes, and sent off into the forest to cut and gather
+fuel; and, meanwhile, the landing party set themselves to eat what
+they fancied and to carry off any store of ivory and rubber that
+they might chance upon. There was nothing remarkable in the
+manoeuvre. It is the authorized course of proceedings when a Free
+State launch goes into the bank for wood and supplies.</p>
+<p>The villagers brought down the logs smartly enough, and waxed
+quite friendly on finding that none of the hostage women and
+children had been killed or maltreated during their absence. They
+duly gave up the German axes which had been loaned to them, and
+carried the wood aboard. Kettle arranged its disposition. He had
+solid defences built up all round the vulnerable boiler and
+engines. He had a stout breastwork built all round inside the rail
+of the lower deck, quite stout enough to absorb a bullet even if
+fired at point-blank range. And he had another breastwork built on
+the third deck, above the cabins, so that he turned the flimsy
+little steamer into a very staunch, if somewhat ungainly, floating
+fort.</p>
+<p>He got on board the rubber and ivory he had collected, and had
+it struck down below--the dividends of the State have to be
+remembered first, even at moments of trouble like these--and then
+he gave orders, and the vessel set off again up stream. On the
+lower deck he stayed himself during the journey back, and gave
+instructions to Commander Balliot in the art of engine-driving.</p>
+<p>Balliot was sullen at first, and showed little inclination to
+acquire so warm and grimy a craft, and fenced himself behind his
+dignity. But Kettle put forth his persuasive powers; he did not hit
+the man, he merely talked; and under the merciless lash of that
+vinegary little tongue, Balliot repented him of his stubbornness,
+and set himself to acquire the elementary knack of engine nursing
+and feeding and driving.</p>
+<p>"And now," said Kettle, cheerfully, when the pupil had mastered
+the vague outlines of his business, "you see what can be done by
+kindness. I haven't hit you once, and you know enough already not
+to blow her up if only you're careful. Don't you even sham stupid
+again; and, see here, don't you grit your teeth at me when you
+think I'm not looking, or I'll beat you into butcher's meat when
+I've hammered these rebels, and have a bit of spare time. You want
+to learn a lot of manners yet, Mr. Commandant Balliot, and where I
+come from we teach these to foreigners free of charge. Just you
+remember that I'm your better, my man, and give me proper respect,
+or I'll lead you a life a nigger's yellow dog wouldn't fancy."</p>
+<p>Now the revolted troops, when they saw the launch wriggle off
+the bank where she was stuck, and steam away down stream, were
+filled with exasperation, because they had confidently anticipated
+making a barbecue out of Commandant Balliot in return for many
+cruelties received, and doing the same by any other Europeans whom
+they might catch on the steamer, because, being white, they would
+be presumably relatives of Balliot. It never occurred to their
+simple minds that the launch would return, much less that she would
+offer them battle; so when indeed she did appear again, they were
+in the midst of a big consultation about their future
+movements.</p>
+<p>However, the African who owns a gun, be he revolted soldier or
+mere peaceful farmer, never lets that weapon go far away from his
+hand, for fear that his neighbor should send him away into the land
+of shadows in order to possess it. And so a fusillade was soon
+commenced. But the launch, armed with her fine rampart of logs,
+bore it unflinchingly, and steamed up within a hundred yards of the
+thick of them, and just held there in her place, with her wheel
+gently flapping against the stream, and opened a vicious fire from
+fifty muzzles.</p>
+<p>Of modern rifles Kettle had only twenty on board, but he had an
+abundance of those beautiful instruments known as "trade guns," and
+at shot-range a man can be killed just as definitely by a dose of
+pot-leg out of a gas-pipe barrel as he can by a dum-dum bullet sent
+through scientific rifling. Indeed, for close-quarter righting
+pot-leg is far more comprehensive, and far less likely to miss than
+the lonely modern bullet. Moroever, his crew had quite as much
+dread for him as they had for the enemy, and as a consequence they
+fought with a briskness which made even their grim little chief
+approve.</p>
+<p>The crowd of mutineers did not, however, offer themselves to be
+browned like a pack of helpless sheep for long. They were Africans
+who had been born in an atmosphere of scuffle and skirmish, and
+death had no especial terrors for them. Moreover, they had learnt
+certain elements of the modern art of war from white officers; and
+now, in the moment of trial, their dull brains worked, and the
+crafty knowledge came back to them. They were a thousand strong;
+they had friends all round--cannibal friends--who would come to
+help in the fight and share in the loot; and, moreover, they had
+canoes. Other well-manned canoes also were fast coming to their
+help down stream.</p>
+<p>In the canoes then they put off, and Kettle smiled grimly as he
+saw the move. He had thought of this before, but it was greater
+luck than he had dared hope for. But now the enemy had given
+himself over into his hand. The one strong position of the
+stern-wheel launch was her forward part. The Congo is full of snags
+and floating logs which cannot always be avoided, and so all
+steamers are strengthened to stand contact with them; and he could
+give them the stem now without risk to himself.</p>
+<p>He pretended flight when the canoes first came out, standing
+across toward the further bank of the river, which was some dozen
+miles away. The rebels fell into the lure, and paddled frantically
+after him. Canoe after canoe put out, as fast as they could be
+manned. The white men on the steamer were running away; they were
+frightened; there was spoil and revenge to be got for the taking.
+And from unseen villages on the islands and on the bank other
+canoes shot out to get their share.</p>
+<p>In the mean while Kettle consolidated his defences. Frantically
+he worked, and like Trojans Clay and the negroes labored under him.
+All that drunken doctor's limp <i>laissez faire</i> was gone now.
+The blood of some fighting ancestor had warmed up inside him. He
+might be physically weak and unhandy, but the lust of battle filled
+him up like new drink, and he forgot his disgraceful past, and
+lived only for the thrill of the present moment.</p>
+<p>The log barricades had to be lashed and strutted so that no
+collision could unship them, and all hands sweated and strained in
+that tropical heat, till the job could not be bettered. And at the
+after part of the lower deck, Commandant Balliot, driven on also by
+the strong-willed man whom nobody on board could resist, tended the
+engines with all his brain and nerve, and did his best to make the
+fighting machine perfect.</p>
+<p>"Now," said Kettle at last, "as we have got those fool Tommies
+nicely tailed out about the river, we'll quit this running-away
+game, and get to business. Mr. Chief Engineer, open that throttle
+all it'll go, and let her rip, and mind you're standing by for my
+next order. Doc, you keep your musketry class well in hand. Don't
+waste shots. But when you see me going to run down a canoe, stand
+by to give them eternal ginger when they're ten yards from the
+stern. I'll whistle when you're to fire."</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle went on to the upper deck and took over the
+wheel, and screwed it over hard-a-port. The little top-heavy
+steamer swung round in a quick circle, lurching over dangerously to
+the outside edge. She ran for half a mile up stream, and then
+turned again and came back at the top of her gait. She was aiming
+at one particular canoe, which for a while came on pluckily enough
+to meet her.</p>
+<p>But African nerve has its limits, and the sight of this strange
+uncouth steamer, which followed so unflinchingly their every
+movement, was too much for the sweating paddlers. They turned their
+ponderous dug-out's head, and tried to escape.</p>
+<p>Kettle watched them like a cat. He had the whistle string in his
+teeth, so as to leave him both hands free for the steering wheel,
+and when the moment came he threw back his head, and drew the
+string. The scream of the steam whistle was swamped instantly in
+the roar of a blasting volley. Not many of the shots hit--for the
+African is not a marksman--but the right effect was gained. The
+blacks in the canoe ducked and flinched; they were for the moment
+quite demoralized; and before they could man their paddles again,
+the stern-wheeler's stem had crushed into their vessel, had cut a
+great gash from one side, had rolled it over, and then mounted the
+wreck, and drove down stream across the top of it.</p>
+<p>A few more angry shots snapped out at the black bodies swimming
+in the yellow water. "Hold up, there," Kettle ordered, "and let
+them swim if they can, and chance the crocodiles. They've got their
+gruel. Load up now, and get ready for the next."</p>
+<p>He turned the launch again, and stood across the stream down the
+strung-out line of canoes, occasionally making feints at them, but
+ramming no more for the present. They all fired at him as he passed
+them; indeed, a wild, scattered fire was general from all the
+fleet; but his log armor protected him from this, and he steamed
+grimly on, without returning a shot.</p>
+<p>At the furthermost end of the line he turned sharply again, and
+ran down the last canoe, just as he had run down the other; and
+then he deliberately started to drive the whole fleet together into
+one solid flock. He had the speed of them, and with rifle fire they
+could not damage him, but for all that it was not easy work. They
+expected the worst, and made desperate efforts to scatter and
+escape; finally, he drove them altogether in one hopeless
+huddle--cowed, scared, and tired out; and then he brought the
+stern-wheeler to a sudden stop just above them, and made Clay shout
+out terms in the native tongue.</p>
+<p>They were to throw all their weapons overboard into the river.
+They did it without question.</p>
+<p>They were to throw their paddles overboard. They did that
+also.</p>
+<p>They were to tie all their canoes together into one big raft.
+They obeyed him there, too, with frenzied quickness.</p>
+<p>He took the raft in tow and steamed off down river to the
+headquarters Free State post of the Upper River. He was feeling
+almost complacent at the time. He had shown Commandant Balliot what
+he was pleased to term a quick way with rebels.</p>
+<p>But Commandant Balliot, whose life had been saved, and army
+disarmed and brought back from rebellion in spite of himself, was
+not the man to let any vague feeling of gratitude overweigh his own
+deep sense of injury. He was incompetent, and he knew it, but
+Kettle had been tactless enough to tell him so; and, moreover,
+Kettle had thrown out the national gibe about Waterloo, which no
+Belgian can ever forgive. Commandant Balliot gritted his teeth, and
+rubbed at his scrubby beard, and melodramatically vowed
+revenge.</p>
+<p>He said nothing about it then; he even sat at meat with the two
+Englishmen, and shared the ship duties with them without so much as
+a murmur. He could not but notice, too, that Kettle said nothing
+more now about being supreme chief, and had, in fact, tacitly
+dropped back to his old position as skipper of the launch. But
+Balliot brooded over the injuries he had received at the hands of
+this truculent little sailor, and they grew none the smaller from
+being held in memory.</p>
+<p>Kettle's own method of reporting his doings, too, was not
+calculated to endear him to the authorities. He steamed down to
+headquarters at Leopoldville, went ashore, and swung into the
+Commandant's house with easy contempt and assurance. He gave an
+arid account of the launch's voyage up the great river to the
+centre of Africa and back, and then in ten words described
+Balliot's disaster, his rescue, and its cost. "And so," he wound
+up, "as the contract was outside Mr. Balliot's size, I took it in
+my own hands and carried it through. I've brought back your
+blooming army down here. It's quite tame now."</p>
+<p>The Commandant at Leopoldville nodded stiffly, and said he would
+confer with Captain Kettle's senior officer, Commandant Balliot,
+after which Kettle would probably hear something further.</p>
+<p>"All right," said the little man. "I should tell you, too, that
+Mr. Balliot's not without his uses. With a bit of teaching I got
+him to handle my engines quite decent for an amateur." He turned to
+go, but stopped again in the glare of the doorway. "Oh, there's one
+other thing. I want to recommend to you Doctor Clay. He's a good
+man, Clay. He stood by me well in the trouble we had, after he got
+roused up. I'd like to recommend him for promotion."</p>
+<p>"I will see if Commandant Balliot--as senior officer--adds his
+recommendation to yours," said the other drily. "Good-morning to
+you for the present."</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle went down to the beach, and stepped along the
+gangway on to the stern-wheel launch. The working negroes on the
+lower deck stopped their chatter for the moment as he passed, and
+looked up at him with a queer mixture of awe and admiration. From
+above came the tinkle of a banjo and the roar of an English song.
+The doctor was free, and was amusing himself according to his
+fashion.</p>
+<p>Kettle got his accordion and went up on the hurricane deck and
+joined him, and till near on sundown the pair of them sat there
+giving forth music alternately. There was a fine contrast between
+them. The disreputable doctor deliberately forgot everything of the
+past, and lived only for the reckless present; the shipmaster had
+got his wife and children always filling half his memory, and was
+in a constant agony lest he should fail to properly provide for
+them. And as a consequence Clay's music was always of the lighter
+sort, and was often more than impolite; while Kettle's was, for the
+most part, devotional, and all of it sober, staid, and thoughtful.
+They were a strong contrast, these two, but they pulled together
+with one another wonderfully. Kettle used sometimes to wonder why
+it was, and came to the conclusion that it was the tie of music
+which did it. But Clay never worried about the matter at all. He
+was not the man to fill his head with useless problems.</p>
+<p>But on this afternoon their concert was cut short before its
+finish. Commandant Balliot came back to the launch with
+satisfaction on his streaming face, and two armed black soldiers
+plodding at his heels.</p>
+<p>"Well," said Kettle, "have they made you a colonel yet, or are
+they only going to give you the Congo medal?"</p>
+<p>"You sacred pig," said Balliot, "you talked to M. le Commandant
+here of rebels. What are you but a rebel? I have told him all, and
+he has sent me to arrest you."</p>
+<p>"Good old Waterloo," said Kettle cheerfully. "I bet you lied,
+and because you are both Belgians, I suppose he believed you."</p>
+<p>The fat man gritted his teeth. "You talked of having a short way
+with rebels yourself. You will find that we have a short way here,
+too. You are under arrest."</p>
+<p>"So you've said."</p>
+<p>Balliot said a couple of words in the native to one of his
+followers, and the man produced a pair of rusty handcuffs and held
+them out alluringly.</p>
+<p>Kettle's pale cheeks flushed darkly. "No," he said, "by James!
+No, that's not the way for a thing like you to set about it." He
+jumped to his feet, and thrust his savage little face close to the
+black soldier's eyes. "Give me dem handcuffs." The man surrendered
+them limply, and Kettle flung them overboard. Balliot was trying to
+get a revolver from the leather holster at his waist, but Kettle,
+who had his weapon in a hip pocket, was ready first, and covered
+him.</p>
+<p>"Throw up your hands!"</p>
+<p>Commandant Balliot did so. He knew enough about Captain Kettle
+to understand that he meant business.</p>
+<p>"Tell your soldiers to drop their guns, or I'll spread their
+brains on the deck."</p>
+<p>Balliot obeyed that order also.</p>
+<p>"Now, Doc," said Kettle in a different tone, "pack your traps
+and go ashore."</p>
+<p>"What for?" asked Clay.</p>
+<p>"Because I'm going to take this steamer for a cruise up river. I
+don't mind getting the sack; I'd reckoned on that. But, by James!
+I'm not going to be arrested by these Belgian brutes, and that's
+final."</p>
+<p>"Well, I suppose they would string you up, or shoot you, to
+soothe their precious dignity, from what His Whiskers here
+says."</p>
+<p>"They're not going to get the chance," snapped Kettle.
+"Handcuffs, by James! Here, clear out, Doc, and let me get the ship
+under way."</p>
+<p>"No," said Clay. "I fancy I've had about enough of the Congo
+Free State service, too. I'll come, too."</p>
+<p>"Don't be an idiot."</p>
+<p>Dr. Clay gave a whimsical laugh. "Have I ever been anything else
+all my life?"--He went across and took the revolver out of
+Balliot's holster--there, I've burnt my boats. I've disarmed His
+Whiskers here, and defied authority, and that gives them a <i>casus
+belli</i> against me. You'll have to take me along now out of sheer
+pity."</p>
+<p>"Very well," said Kettle; "help me to shove the three of them
+into one of the empty rooms below, and then mount guard on them to
+see they don't make a row. We mustn't have them giving the alarm of
+this new game till we've got a start on us. You're a good soul,
+Doc. I'll never forget this of you."</p>
+<p>And so Captain Owen Kettle finally severed his connection with
+the Congo Free State service, and set off at once again as his own
+master. He had no trouble with the black crew of the launch. The
+men half adored, half dreaded him; and, anyway, were prepared to
+take his orders before any others. They got the little vessel under
+weigh again, and just before the gang-plank was pulled in,
+Commandant Balliot and his disarmed escort were driven on to the
+beach.</p>
+<p>The Belgian was half wild with mortification and anger. "You
+have won now," he screamed. "But you will be fetched back, and I
+myself will see that you are disgracefully hanged."</p>
+<p>"If you come after me and worry me," said Kettle, coolly, "I'll
+give you my men to chop. Just you remember that, Mr. Waterloo. I
+think you know already that I am a fellow that never lies."</p>
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr style="width: 35%;">
+<br>
+<br>
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_IV"></a>CHAPTER IV</h2>
+<h3>THE NEW REPUBLIC</h3>
+<br>
+<p>The fighting ended, and promptly both the invaders and the
+invaded settled down to the new course of things without further
+exultation or regret. An hour after it had happened, the capture of
+the village was already regarded as ancient history, and the two
+white men had got a long way on in their discussion on its ultimate
+fate.</p>
+<p>"No," Captain Kettle was saying, "no being king for me, Doctor,
+thank you. I've been offered a king's ticket once, and that
+sickened me of the job for good and always. The world's evidently
+been going on too long to start a new kingdom nowadays, and I'm too
+much of a conservative to try and break the rule. No, a republic's
+the thing, and, as you say, I'm the stronger man of the two of us.
+Doc, you may sign me on as President."</p>
+<p>Dr. Clay turned away his face, and relieved his feelings with a
+grin. But he very carefully concealed his merriment. He liked
+Kettle, liked him vastly; but at the same time he was more than a
+little scared of him, and he had a very accurate notion that the
+man who failed to take him seriously about this new scheme, would
+come in contact with trouble. The scheme was a big one; it purposed
+setting up a new state in the heart of the &Eacute;tat du Congo, on
+territory filched from that power; but the little sailor was in
+deadly earnest over the project, and already he had met with
+extraordinary luck in the initial stages. Central Africa is a
+country where determined <i>coups de main</i> can sometimes yield
+surprising results.</p>
+<p>The recent history of these two vagabond white men cannot be
+given in this place with any web of detail. They had gone through
+their apprenticeship amongst these African inlands as officers of
+the Congo Free State; they had been divorced from that service with
+something of suddenness; and a purist might have held that the
+severance of their ties was complicated with something very near
+akin to piracy. I know that they had been abominably oppressed; I
+know that Kettle chose running away with his steamer to the
+alternative of handcuffs and disgrace, and a possible hanging to
+follow; but there was no getting over the fact that the
+stern-wheeler was Free State property, and that these two had
+alienated it to their own uses.</p>
+<p>The black crew of the launch and the black soldiers on board,
+some seventy head all told, they had little trouble in dragooning
+into obedience. The Central African native never troubles himself
+much about niceties of loyalty, and as the sway of the Congo Free
+State (or "Buli Matdi," as it is named by the woolly aboriginal),
+had been brutally tyrannous, the change of allegiance had worried
+them little. Besides, they had been in contact with Captain Kettle
+before, and knew him to be that admirable thing, a Man, and worthy
+of being served; while Clay, whom they also knew, amused them with
+his banjo, and held powerful <i>ju-ju</i> in the shape of drugs;
+and so they went blithely enough where they were led or driven, and
+described themselves as soldiers or slaves, whichever word happened
+to come handiest. The African of the interior never worries his
+head about the terms of his service. So long as he has plenty of
+food, and a master to do all the thinking for him, he is quite
+content to work, or steal, or fight, or be killed, as that master
+sees fit to direct.</p>
+<p>The progress of the little stern-wheel steamer on her return
+journey up the Haut Congo might also give rise to misapprehension
+here at home, if it were described exactly as it happened. There
+are no ship's chandlers in Central Africa, and it is the custom
+there, when you lack stores, to go to a village on the bank and
+requisition anything that is available. The Arab slave-traders who
+once held the country did this; the prehistoric people before them
+founded the custom; and the Free State authorities, their lineal
+descendants, have not seen fit to change the policy. At least, they
+may have done so in theory at Brussels, but out there, in practice,
+they have left this matter <i>in statu quo</i>.</p>
+<p>There is a massive conservatism about the heart of Africa with
+which it is dangerous to tamper. If you rob a man in that region,
+he merely respects your superior power. If you offer him payments,
+he promptly suspects you of weakness, and sets his clumsy mind at
+work to find the method by which you may be robbed of whatever you
+have not voluntarily surrendered.</p>
+<p>"Of course," said Kettle, taking up the thread of his tale
+again, "it's understood that we run this country for our own
+advantage first."</p>
+<p>"What other object should white men have up-country in Africa?"
+said Clay. "We don't come here merely for our health."</p>
+<p>"But I've got a great notion of treating the people well
+besides. When we have made a sufficient pile--and, mark you, it
+must be all in ivory, as there's nothing else of value that can be
+easy enough handled--we shall clear out for the Coast, one-time.
+And then we must realize on the ivory, and then we can go home and
+live as Christians again." He stared through the doorway of the hut
+at the aching sunshine beyond. "Oh, Lord! Think of it, Doc--Home!
+England! Decent clothes! Regular attendance in chapel on Sundays,
+and your soul well cared for and put into safe going order
+again!"</p>
+<p>"Oh, my soul doesn't bother me. But England! that's fine to
+think about, old man, isn't it? England!" he repeated dreamily.
+"Yes, I suppose I should have to change my name if I did go back. I
+don't know, though. It'd have blown over by now, perhaps; things do
+blow over, and if I went to a new part of the country I expect I
+could still stick to the old name, and not be known from Adam. Yes,
+things do blow over with time, and if you don't make too much stir
+when you go back. I should have to keep pretty quiet; but I bet I'd
+have a good time for all that. Fancy the luxury of having good
+Glenlivet in a cask again, with a tap half-way up, after the
+beastly stuff one got on the coast, or, worse still, what one gets
+up here--and that's no whiskey at all!"</p>
+<p>"Well, you needn't worry about choosing your home drinks just
+now," said Kettle. "'Palaver no set' here by a very long chalk yet,
+and till it is you'll have to go sober, my lad, and keep a very
+clear head."</p>
+<p>Clay came to earth again. "Sorry, Skipper," he said, "but you
+set me off. 'Tisn't often I look across at either to-morrow or
+yesterday. As you say, it's a very dry shop this, and so the sooner
+we get what we want and quit, the sooner we shall hit on a good
+time again. And the sooner we clear out, too, the less chance we
+have of those beastly Belgians coming in here to meddle. You know
+we've had luck so far, and they haven't interfered with us. But we
+can't expect that for always. The Congo Free State's a trading
+corporation, with dividends to make for the firm of Leopold and
+Co., in Brussels, and they don't like trade rivals. What stealing
+can be done in the country, they prefer to do themselves."</p>
+<p>"When the time comes," said the little sailor grimly, "we shall
+be ready for them, and if they interfere with me, I shall make the
+Congo Free State people sit up. But in the mean while they are not
+here, and I don't see that they need be expected. They can trace us
+up the Congo from Leopoldville, if you like, by the villages we
+stopped at--one, we'll say, every two hundred miles--but then we
+find this new river, and where are we? The river's not charted;
+it's not known to any of the Free State people, or I, being in
+their steamboat service, would have been told of it; and the
+entrance is so well masked at its Congo end by islands, that no one
+would guess it was there. The Congo's twenty miles wide where our
+river comes in, and very shallow, and the steamer-channel's right
+at the further bank. If they'd another Englishman in their service
+up here, I'd not say; but don't you tell me that the half-baked
+Dutchmen and Dagos who skipper their launches would risk hunting
+out a new channel, and blunder on it that way."</p>
+<p>"No," said Clay, "I'm with you there. But word travels amongst
+the natives. You can't get over that."</p>
+<p>"That's where the risk comes in. But I've done my best to make
+it travel slow. I've got hold of that beast of a witch-doctor, who
+deserves hanging anyway for all the poor wretches he's killed, and
+I've told him that as soon as word slips out downriver of our being
+here, he'll get shot, one-time. He's a man of influence, that
+witch-doctor, and I shouldn't wonder but what he makes the natives
+keep their heads shut for quite a long time."</p>
+<p>"It may be professional prejudice, but I rather hope that local
+practitioner gets his gruel somehow before we clear out." Clay
+shivered. "He's a cruel devil. Remember the remains of those two
+poor sacrificed wretches we found when we got here?"</p>
+<p>Kettle shrugged his shoulders. "I know. But what could one do?
+Niggers always are like that when they're left to play about
+alone--as these here have been, I suppose, since Creation Day. We
+couldn't pin the sacrifices on to the witch-doctor, or else, of
+course, we'd have strung him up. We could only just give him an
+order for these customs to stop one-time, and stand by to see it
+carried out. But we start the thing from now, on fresh, sensible
+lines. We're going to have no foolery about the nigger being as
+good as a white man. He isn't, and no man that ever saw him where
+he grows ever thought so."</p>
+<p>"Speaking scientifically," said Clay, "it has always struck me
+that a nigger is an animal placed by the scheme of creation
+somewhere between a monkey and a white man. You might bracket him,
+say, with a Portugee."</p>
+<p>"About that," said Kettle; "and if you treat him as more, you
+make him into a bad failure, whereas if he's left alone, he's a bit
+nasty and cruel. Now I think, Doc, there's a middle course, and
+that's what I'm going to try here whilst we're making our pile.
+We've grabbed four tidy villages already, and that makes a good
+beginning for this new republic; and when we've got things
+organized a bit more, and have a trifle of time, we can grab some
+others. And, by James! Doc, there's a name for you--the New
+Republic!"</p>
+<p>"I seem to think it's been used in a book somewhere."</p>
+<p>"The New Republic!" Kettle repeated relishingly. "It goes well.
+It's certain to have been used before, but it's good enough to be
+used again. Some day, perhaps, it'll have railways, and
+public-houses, and a postal service, and some day it may even issue
+stamps of its own."</p>
+<p>"With your mug in the middle!"</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle reddened. "I don't see why not," he said stiffly.
+"I started the show, and by James! whilst I'm running it, the New
+Republic's got to hum; and when I'm gone, I shall be remembered as
+some one out of the common. I'm a man, Doctor Clay, that's got a
+high sense of duty. I should think it wrong to stay here sweating
+ivory out of these people, if I didn't put something into them in
+return."</p>
+<p>"Well, you do seem to have got a hold over them, and that's a
+fact, and I guess you will be able to make them--" he broke off,
+and burst into a cackle of laughter. "Oh, my Christian aunt, look
+there!"</p>
+<p>A mob of natives were reverently approaching the hut, two of
+them carrying skinny chickens. The witch-doctor led the advance.
+Kettle guessed what was intended, and got up from his seat to
+interfere.</p>
+<p>"Oh, look here, Skipper," Clay pleaded, "don't spoil the show.
+Let's do the traveller for once, and observe the 'interesting
+native customs.' You needn't be afraid; they're going to sacrifice
+the bigger hen to you, right enough."</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle allowed himself to be persuaded, and sat back
+again. The mob of negroes came up to the doorway of the hut, and
+the witch-doctor, with many prostrations to the little sailor, made
+a long speech. Then the larger of the two fowls entered into the
+ceremony, and was slain with a sword, and the witch-doctor,
+squatting on the ground, read the omens.</p>
+<p>Kettle accepted the homage with glum silence, evidently
+restraining himself, but when Clay's turn came, and the smaller and
+scraggier of the chickens yielded up life in his honor, he hitched
+up his feet, and squatted cross-legged on the chair, and held up
+his hand palm outward, after the manner of some grotesque Chinese
+idol. A sense of the absurd was one of the many things which had
+hampered this disreputable doctor all through his unlucky
+career.</p>
+<p>The negroes, however, took it all in good part, and in time they
+departed, well satisfied. But Kettle wore a gloomy face.</p>
+<p>"Funny, wasn't it?" said Clay.</p>
+<p>"I call it beastly," Kettle snapped. "This sort of thing's got
+to stop. I'm not going to have my new Republic dirtied by shows
+like that."</p>
+<p>"Well," said Clay flippantly, "if you will set up as a little
+tin god on wheels, you must expect them to say their prayers to
+you."</p>
+<p>"I didn't do anything of the kind. I merely stepped in and
+conquered them."</p>
+<p>"Put it as you please, old man. But there's no getting over it
+that that's what they take you for."</p>
+<p>"Then, by James! it comes to this: they shall be taught the real
+thing!"</p>
+<p>"What, you'll import a missionary?"</p>
+<p>"I shall wade in and teach them myself."</p>
+<p>"Phew!" whistled Clay. "If you're going to start the New
+Jerusalem game on the top of the New Republic, I should say you'll
+have your hands full."</p>
+<p>"Probably," said Kettle grimly; "but I am equal to that."</p>
+<p>"And you'll not have much time left to see after ivory
+palaver."</p>
+<p>"I shall go on collecting the ivory just the same. I shall
+combine business with duty. And"--here he flushed somewhat--"I'm
+going to take the bits of souls these niggers have got, and turn
+them into the straight path."</p>
+<p>Clay rubbed his bald head. "If you're set on it," said he,
+"you'll do it; I quite agree with you there. But I should have
+thought you'd seen enough of the nigger to know what a disastrous
+animal he is after some of these missionaries have handled
+him."</p>
+<p>"Yes," said Kettle; "but those were the wrong sort of
+missionary--wrong sort of man to begin with; wrong sort of religion
+also."</p>
+<p>And then, to Dr. Clay's amazement, his companion broke out into
+a violent exposition of his own particular belief. It was the first
+time he had ever heard Kettle open his lips on the subject of
+religion, and the man's vehemence almost scared him. Throughout the
+time they had been acquainted, he had taken him to be like all
+other lay white men on the Congo, quite careless on the subject,
+and an abhorrer of missions and all their output; and, lo! here was
+an enthusiast, with a violent creed of his very own, and with
+ranting thunders to heave at all who differed from him by so much
+as a hairs-breadth. Here was a devotee who suddenly, across a great
+ocean of absence, remembered the small chapel in South Shields,
+where during shore days he worshipped beside his wife and children.
+Here was a prophet, jerked by circumstances into being, trumpeting
+the tenets of an obscure sect with something very near to
+inspiration.</p>
+<p>He preached and preached on till the tropical day burned itself
+out, and the velvety night came down, and with it the mists from
+the river. The negroes of the village, with their heads wrapped up
+to keep off the ghosts, shivered as they listened to "dem small
+whiteman make ju-ju" across the clearing. Clay listened because he
+could not get away. He knew the man well, yes, intimately; he was
+constantly dealing him out unpalatable flippancies; but in this
+new, this exalted mood, he did not care to do less than give
+attention.</p>
+<p>The man seemed to have changed; his eyes were bright and
+feverish; his face was drawn; his voice had lost its shipmaster's
+brusqueness, and had acquired the drone of the seaman's shore
+conventicle. There was no doubt about his earnestness; in Clay's
+mind, there was no doubt about the complications which would ensue
+from it.</p>
+<p>When Dr. Clay lay down on his bed that night, his mind was big
+with foreboding. Ever since that entanglement with the woman
+occurred, which ruined forever his chance of practicing in England,
+he had gone his way with a fine recklessness as to consequences. He
+had lived for the day, and the day only; he had got to the lowest
+peg on the medical scale; and any change would be an improvement.
+He carried with him an incomplete case of instruments, a
+wire-strung banjo, and a fine taste in liquor and merriment as
+stock-in-trade, and if any of the many shapes which Death assumes
+in the Congo region came his way, why there he was ready to journey
+on.</p>
+<p>But during these last weeks a chance had appeared of returning
+to England with a decent competency, and he jumped at it with an
+eagerness which only those who have at one time or other "gone
+under" themselves can appreciate. In effect he had entered into a
+partnership with Captain Owen Kettle over a filibustering
+expedition--although they gave the thing different names--and from
+the first their ivory raiding had been extraordinarily successful.
+If only they could collect on undisturbed for another six months at
+the same rate, and then get their spoils down to the coast and
+shipped, the pair of them stepped into a snug competence at once.
+But this latest vagary of his partner's seemed to promise
+disruption of the whole enterprise. He did not see how Kettle could
+possibly carry out this evangelizing scheme, on which he had so
+suddenly gone crazed, without quite neglecting his other commercial
+duties.</p>
+<p>However, in the course of the next day or so, as he witnessed
+Captain Kettle's method of spreading his faith, Clay's forebodings
+began to pass away. There was nothing of the hypocrite about this
+preaching sailor; but, at the same time, there was nothing of the
+dreamer. He exhorted vast audiences daily to enter into the narrow
+path (as defined by the Tyneside chapel), but, at the same time, he
+impressed on them that the privilege of treading this thorny way in
+no manner exempted them from the business of gathering ivory, by
+one means or another, for himself and partner.</p>
+<p>Kettle had his own notions as to how this proselytizing should
+be carried on, and he set about it with a callous disregard for
+modern precedent. He expounded his creed--the creed of the obscure
+Tyneside chapel--partly in Coast-English, partly in the native,
+partly through the medium of an interpreter, and he commanded his
+audience to accept it, much as he would have ordered men under him
+to have carried out the business of shipboard. If any one had
+doubts, he explained further--once. But he did not allow too many
+doubts. One or two who inquired too much felt the weight of his
+hand, and forthwith the percentage of sceptics decreased
+marvellously.</p>
+<p>Clay watched on, non-interferent, hugging himself with
+amusement, but not daring to let a trace of it be seen. "And I
+thought," he kept telling himself with fresh spasms of suppressed
+laughter, "that that man's sole ambition was to set up here as a
+sort of robber baron, and here he's wanting to be Mahomet as well.
+The crescent or the sword; Kettleism or kicks; it's a pity he
+hasn't got some sense of humor, because as it is I've got all the
+fun to myself. He'd eat me if I told him how it looked to an
+outsider."</p>
+<p>Once, with the malicious hope of drawing him, he did venture to
+suggest that Kettle's method of manufacturing converts was somewhat
+sudden and arbitrary, and the little sailor took him seriously at
+once.</p>
+<p>"Of course it is," said he. "And if you please, why shouldn't it
+be? My intelligence is far superior to theirs at the lowest
+estimate; and therefore I must know what's best for them. I order
+them to become members of my chapel, and they do it."</p>
+<p>"They do it like birds," Clay admitted. "You've got a fine grip
+over them."</p>
+<p>"I think they respect me."</p>
+<p>"Oh, they think you no end of a fine man. In fact they consider
+you, as I've said before, quite a little tin--"</p>
+<p>"Now stop it, Doc. I know you're one of those fellows that don't
+mean half they say, but I won't have that thrown against me, even
+in jest."</p>
+<p>"Well," said Clay, slily, "there's no getting over the fact that
+some person or persons unknown sacrificed a hen up against the door
+of this hut under cover of last night, and I guess they're not
+likely to waste the fowl on me."</p>
+<p>"One can't cure them of their old ways all at once," said
+Kettle, with a frown.</p>
+<p>"And some genius," Clay went on, "has carved a little wooden
+image in trousers and coat, nicely whitewashed, and stuck up on
+that old <i>ju-ju</i> tree down there by the swamp. I saw it when I
+was down there this morning. Of course, it mayn't be intended to be
+a likeness of you, skipper, but it's got a pith helmet on, which
+the up-country nigger doesn't generally add to portraits of
+himself; and moreover, it's wearing a neat torpedo beard on the end
+of its chin, delicately colored vermilion."</p>
+<p>"Well?" said Kettle sourly.</p>
+<p>"Oh, that had got a hen sacrificed in front of it, too, that's
+all. I recognize the bird; he was a game old rooster that used to
+crow at me every time I passed him."</p>
+<p>"Beastly pagans," Kettle growled. "There's no holding some of
+them yet. They suck up the glad tidings like mother's milk at
+first, and they're back at their old ways again before you've
+taught them the tune of a hymn. I just want to catch one or two of
+these backsliders. By James! I'll give them fits in a way they
+won't forget."</p>
+<p>But if Captain Kettle was keen on the conversion of the heathen
+to the tenets of the Tyneside chapel, he was by no means forgetful
+of his commercial duties. He had always got Mrs. Kettle, the
+family, and the beauties of a home life in an agricultural district
+at the back of his mind, and to provide the funds necessary for a
+permanent enjoyment of all these items close at hand, he worked
+both Clay and himself remorselessly.</p>
+<p>Ivory does not grow on hedgerows even in Africa, and the
+necessary store could by no means be picked up even in a day, or
+even in a matter of weeks. Ivory has been looked upon by the
+African savage, from time immemorial, not as an article of use, but
+as currency, and as such it is vaguely revered. He does not often
+of his own free will put it into circulation; in fact, his life may
+well pass without his once seeing it used as a purchasing medium;
+but custom sits strong on him, and he likes to have it by him. An
+African chief of any position always has his store of ivory,
+usually hidden, sometimes in the bush, sometimes buried--for
+choice, under the bed of a stream. It is foolish of him, this
+custom, because it is usually the one thing that attracts the white
+man to his neighborhood, and the white man's visits are frequently
+fraught with disaster; but it is a custom, and therefore he sticks
+to it. He is not a highly reasoning animal, this Central African
+savage.</p>
+<p>The African, moreover, is used to oppression--that is, he either
+oppresses or is oppressed--and he is dully callous to death. So the
+villages were not much surprised at Kettle's descents upon them,
+and usually surrendered to him passively on the mere prestige of
+his name. They were pleasantly disappointed that he omitted the
+usual massacre, and in gratitude were eager to accept what they
+were pleased to term his <i>ju-ju</i>, but which he described as
+the creed of the Tyneside chapel.</p>
+<p>They reduced him to frenzy about every second day by
+surreptitiously sacrificing poultry in his honor; but he did not
+dare to make any very violent stand against this overstepping of
+the rubric, lest (as was hinted to him) they should misinterpret
+his motive, and substitute a plump nigger baby for the more
+harmless spring chicken. It is by no means easy to follow the
+workings of the black man's brain in these matters.</p>
+<p>But all the time he went on gathering ivory--precious ivory,
+worth as much as a thousand pounds a ton if he could but get it
+home. Some of it had been buried for centuries, and was black-brown
+with age and the earth; some was new, and still bloody-ended and
+odorous; but he figured it all out into silk dresses for Mrs.
+Kettle, and other luxuries for those he loved, and gloated even
+over the little <i>escribellos</i> which lay about on the village
+refuse heaps as not being worthy to hide with the larger tusks.</p>
+<p>And, between-whiles, he preached to the newly conquered, ordered
+them to adopt the faith of the South Shields chapel, and finally
+sang them hymns, which he composed himself especially to suit their
+needs, to the tunes of "Hold the Fort," and "From Greenland's Icy
+Mountains," which he played very sweetly on the accordion. Captain
+Kettle might be very keen after business, but at the same time it
+could never be laid to his charge that he was ever forgetful of the
+duty he owed to the souls of these heathen who came under his
+masterful thumb.</p>
+<p>Dr. Clay, however, watched all the proceedings now with a
+jubilant mind. As a political division, the much-talked-of New
+Republic might be said to lack cohesion, but as a conquered tract
+of country it was very pleasantly in awe of Captain Kettle. A very
+comfortable store of ivory was stored in the principal hut of each
+village they came to, which Clay, who commanded the rear guard,
+always took care to "put <i>ju-ju</i> on" after his senior officer
+at the head of the force had marched out of the village <i>en
+route</i> for the next, that being the most satisfactory fashion of
+warding off pilferers. And last but not least, they had agreed upon
+their route of exit to a sea-coast, and (in theory at any rate)
+considered it eminently practicable.</p>
+<p>The Congo, of course, <i>via</i> Leopoldville, Matadi, and
+Banana was barred to them, on account of their trouble with the
+Free State authorities. Their original idea had been to cross the
+great continent eastward by way of the Great Lakes, and take
+shipping somewhere by Mozambique or Zanzibar. But the barbarous
+difficulties of that route daunted even Kettle, when they began to
+consider it in detail, and the advantages of the French Congo
+territory showed up brightly in comparison.</p>
+<p>They still had the little stern-wheel steamer that was
+filched--I beg their pardon, captured from the Free State, and in
+her, with the loot on board, they must creep down the Congo again,
+almost to Stanley Pool, steaming by night only, hiding at the back
+of islands during the days, always avoiding observation. And then
+they must strike across country due west, till they made the
+head-waters of the Ogowe, and so down to the sea, fighting a way
+through whatever tribes tried to impede them. The French Customs
+would take their toll of the ivory, of course, but that could not
+be helped; but after that, a decent steamer again, and the sea, and
+home. It was an appetizing prospect.</p>
+<p>But castles in the clouds have been built before, and often it
+is the unexpected that sets them trundling; and in this case such
+an ordinary occurrence as a tornado stepped into the reckoning and
+split this sighed-for edifice of success and prosperity with all
+completeness.</p>
+<p>There had been no tornado to clear the atmosphere for nine whole
+days, and the country was unendurable accordingly. The air was
+stagnant with heat, and reeked with the lees of stale vegetation.
+The sky overhead was full of lurid haze, which darkened the
+afternoon almost to a twilight, and in the texture of this haze,
+indicated rather than definitely seen, was a constant nicker of
+lightning. It was the ordinary heat-lightning of the tropics, which
+is noiseless, but it somehow seemed to send out little throbs into
+the baking air, till, at times, to be alive was for a white man
+almost intolerable.</p>
+<br>
+<a name="page095.jpg"></a>
+<p class="ctr"><img src="images/page095.jpg" width="40%" alt=
+""><br>
+<b>The little army could only march in single file.</b></p>
+<br>
+<p>Under this discomfort, a predatory column was marching on from
+one captured village to another, whose possible store of ivory had
+so far not been gleaned. The road was the ordinary African
+bush-path, intensely winding and only foot-sole wide; the little
+army, with Kettle at its head, could only march in single file, and
+Clay, who brought up the straggling rear, sweated and panted quite
+half a mile behind his leader.</p>
+<p>Every one knew the tornado was approaching, and both the worn
+and haggard white men and the sweating, malodorous blacks hoped for
+it with equal intensity. For be it known that the tropical tornado
+passes through the stale baked air at intervals, like some gigantic
+sieve, dredging out its surplus heat and impurities. The which is a
+necessity of Nature; else even the black man could not endure in
+those regions.</p>
+<p>And in due time, though it lingered most cruelly in its
+approach, the tornado burst upon them, coming with an insane volley
+of rain and wind and sound, that filled the forests with crashings,
+and sent the parched earth flying in vicious mud-spirts. In a
+Northern country such a furious outburst would have filled people
+with alarm; but here, in the tropic wilderness, custom had robbed
+the tornado of its dignity; and no one was awed. Indeed the blacks
+fairly basked in its violence, turning their glistening bodies
+luxuriously under the great ropes of rain.</p>
+<p>The march stopped at the first outbreak of the squall. Kettle
+bolted to a rock ahead of him, and squatted down in a dry lee,
+sucking up great draughts of the new cool air. There are times when
+a drop of five degrees of temperature can bring earthly bliss of a
+quality almost unimaginable. And there he stayed, philosophically
+waiting till the tornado should choose to blow itself out.</p>
+<p>The wind had started with a roar and a sudden squall, reaching
+the full climax of its strength in a matter of thirty seconds, and
+then with equal hurry it ended, leaving the country it had scoured
+full of a fresh, cool, glistening calm. Kettle rose to his feet,
+shook his clothes into shape, and gave the order to start.</p>
+<p>The black soldiers stepped out in his wake, and for half a mile
+he strode at their head through the new-made mud of the path. But
+then he was suddenly brought up all standing. Word had been
+tediously handed down the long straggling line of men that there
+had been an accident in the rear; that a great tree had fallen to
+the blast; and finally that "dem dokitar, he lib for die."</p>
+<p>Swiftly Kettle turned, and worked his way back down the narrow
+lane of the path. The negroes he hustled against watched him with
+stupid stares, but he gave them little notice. Leaving out the
+facts that Clay was his only white companion and assistant, he had
+grown strangely to like the man, and the vague report of the
+accident filled him with more than dismay.</p>
+<p>He had over a mile to go before he came upon the scene, and when
+he did get there he found that the first report had exaggerated.
+Clay was not dead, but he lay unconscious on the ground, pinned
+there by a great cotton-wood which had crashed down before the fury
+of the wind, and which had fallen across his right leg. To move the
+tree was an impossibility; but with a sailor's resourcefulness
+Kettle set his men to dig beneath it, so that the imprisoned leg
+might be released that way; and himself gave them a lead.</p>
+<p>Clay, fortunately for himself, remained the whole time in a
+state of blank unconsciousness, and at last he was released, but
+with his leg horribly mangled. A hammock had meanwhile been rigged,
+and in this he was carried back to the village from which they had
+set out. Kettle led the retreat in front of the hammock bearers. He
+left his force of soldiers and carriers to follow, or straggle, or
+desert, as they pleased. The occupation of ivory raiding had
+completely passed from his mind; he had forgotten his schemes of
+wholesale conversion; he had nothing but Clay's welfare left at his
+heart.</p>
+<p>He got the wounded man under cover of one of the village huts,
+and there, with the help of stimulants, poor Clay's senses came
+back to him, He was lividly pale with pain and the shock, but he
+was game to the backbone, and made no especial complaint. Indeed,
+he was rather disposed to treat the whole thing humorously.</p>
+<p>"All the result of having a musical ear," he explained. "I made
+the boy who carried it put my banjo in a hollow of that tree out of
+the wet, and when I saw the old stick was going to crash down, I
+made a grab for the 'jo, and got it right enough. Well, I wasn't
+sufficiently nippy in jumping out of the way, it seems, and as the
+old banjo's busted for good, I shall have to trouble you for a
+funeral march on the accordion, Skipper."</p>
+<p>"Funeral be hanged!" said Kettle. "You're worth a whole cemetery
+full of dead men yet."</p>
+<p>"Speaking as a doctor," said Clay cheerfully, "I may tell you
+that your unprofessional opinion is rot. Now, if I'd a brother
+sawbones here to perform amputation, I might have a chance--say,
+one in a thousand."</p>
+<p>"Your leg ought to be cut off?"</p>
+<p>"Just there, above the knee. That'll mortify in twenty hours
+from now. Thank the Lord I never wasted much morphia on the
+niggers. There's plenty in stock. So it won't worry me much."</p>
+<p>"Look here," said Kettle, "I will cut that leg off for you."</p>
+<p>"You! My good Skipper, you're a handy man, I know, but what the
+blazes do you know about amputation?"</p>
+<p>"You've got to teach me. You can show me the tools to use, and
+draw diagrams of where the arteries come."</p>
+<p>"By the powers, I've a great mind to. There's something pretty
+rich in giving an amputation lecture with one's own femorals as a
+subject."</p>
+<p>"You'd better," said Kettle grimly, "or I shall cut it off
+without being taught. I like you a lot too well, my man, to let you
+die for want of a bit of help."</p>
+<p>And so, principally because the grotesqueness of the situation
+appealed to his whimsical sense of humor, Clay forthwith proceeded
+to pose as an anatomy demonstrator addressing a class, and
+expounded the whole art of amputation, handling the utensils of the
+surgeon's craft with the gusto of an expert, and never by shudder
+or sigh showing a trace of the white feather. He carried the whole
+thing through with a genial gayety, pointing his sentences now with
+a quip, now with some roguish sparkle of profanity, and finally he
+announced that the lecture was complete and over, and then he
+nodded familiarly at his wounded limb.</p>
+<p>"By-bye, old hoof!" he said. "You've helped carry the rest of me
+into some queer scrapes, one time and another. But we've had good
+times together, as well as bad, you and I, and anyway, I'm sorry to
+lose you. And now, skipper," said he, "get off your coat and wade
+in. I've put on the Esmarch's bandage for you. Don't be niggardly
+with the chloroform--I've got a good heart. And remember to do what
+I told you about that femoral artery, and don't make a mistake
+there, or else there'll be a mess on the floor. Shake hands, old
+man, and good luck to your surgery; and anyway, thank you for your
+trouble."</p>
+<p>I fancy that I have made it clear before that Captain Kettle was
+a man possessed not only of an iron nerve, but also of all a
+sailor's handiness with his fingers; but here was a piece of work
+that required all his coolness and dexterity. At home, on an
+operating table, with everything at hand that antiseptic surgery
+could provide, with highly trained surgeons and highly trained
+nurses in goodly numbers, it would have been a formidable
+undertaking; but there, among those savage surroundings, in that
+awful loneliness which a white man feels so far away from all his
+kin, it was a very different matter.</p>
+<p>It makes me shiver when I think how that little sailor must have
+realized his risks and his responsibility. It was a situation that
+would have fairly paralyzed most men. But from what can be gathered
+from the last letter that the patient ever wrote, it is clear that
+Kettle carried out the operation with indomitable firmness and
+decision; and if indeed some of his movements were crude, he had
+grasped all the main points of his hurried teaching, and he made no
+single mistake of any but pedantic importance.</p>
+<p>Clay woke up from the anaesthetic, sick, shaken, but still
+courageous as ever. "Well," he gasped, "you've made a fine
+dot-and-go-one of me, Skipper, and that's a fact. When you chuck
+the sea, and get back to England, and set up in a snug country
+practice as general practitioner, you'll be able to look back on
+your first operation with pride."</p>
+<p>Kettle, shaken and white, regarded him from a native stool in
+the middle of the hut. "I can't think," he said, "how any men can
+be doctors whilst there's still a crossing to sweep."</p>
+<p>"Oh," said Clay, "you're new at it now, and a bit jolted up. But
+the trade has its points. I'll argue it out with you some day. But
+just at present I'm going to try and sleep. I'm a bit jolted up,
+too."</p>
+<p>Now, it is a melancholy fact to record that Dr. Clay did not
+pull round again after his accident and the subsequent operation.
+To any one who knows the climate, the reason will be easily
+understood. In that heated air of Central Equatorial Africa,
+tainted with all manner of harmful germs, a scratch will take a
+month to heal, and any considerable flesh wound may well prove a
+death warrant. Captain Kettle nursed his patient with a woman's
+tenderness, and Clay himself struggled gamely against his fate; but
+the ills of the place were too strong for him, and the inevitable
+had to be.</p>
+<p>But the struggle was no quick thing of a day, or even of a week.
+The man lingered wirily on, and in the mean while Kettle saw the
+marvellous political structure, which with so much labor and daring
+he had built up, crumbling to pieces, as it were, before his very
+eyes. A company of Arab slave-traders had entered the district, and
+were recapturing his subject villages one by one.</p>
+<p>At the first attack runners came to him imploring help. It was
+useless to send his half-baked soldiers without going himself. They
+knew no other leader; there was not a negro among them fit to take
+a command; and he himself was tied. He said nothing to Clay, but
+just sent a refusal, and remained at his post.</p>
+<p>Again and again came clamorous appeals for help against these
+new invaders, and again and again he had to give the same stubborn
+refusal. His vaunted New Republic was being split up again into its
+primitive elements; the creed of the South Shields chapel was being
+submerged under a wave of red-hot Mohammedanism; and the ivory,
+that hard-earned ivory, with all its delicious potentialities, was
+once more being lifted by alien raiders, and this time forever
+beyond his reach.</p>
+<p>Clay got some inkling of what was going on, and repeatedly urged
+him to be off at once and put things straight in person. "Don't you
+worry about me, Skipper," he'd say. "I'll get along here fine by
+myself. Nobody'll come to worry me. And if they did, they'd let me
+alone. I'm far too unwholesome-looking to chop just now."</p>
+<p>But Kettle always stolidly refused to leave him. Indeed, with
+difficulty (for he was at all times a painfully truthful man) he
+used to lie to his patient and say that there was no need for him
+to go at all; that everything was going on quite as they could
+wish; and that he was vastly enjoying the relaxation of a
+holiday.</p>
+<p>But in sober fact things were going very much awry. And every
+day they got worse. Even his original bevy of troops, those he had
+brought up with him into the country on the stern-wheel launch,
+seemed to grasp the fact that his star was in the descendant. There
+was no open mutiny, for they still feared him too much personally
+to dare that; but in the black unwatched nights they stole away
+from the village, and every day their numbers thinned, and the
+villagers followed their lead; and when the end came, the two
+lonely white men had the village to themselves.</p>
+<p>Clay's last words were typical of him. Kettle, with devotional
+intent, had been singing some hymn to him, which he had composed as
+being suitable for the occasion. But the dying man's ears were
+dulled, and he mistook both air and words. "You're a good fellow to
+sing me that," he whispered. "I know you don't like striking up
+that sort of music. By Jove! I heard that song last at the Pav.
+Good old Piccadilly Circus."</p>
+<p>And then a little later: "I say, Skipper. I'm close on the
+peg-out. There's a girl in Winchester--but hang her, anyway. No,
+you've been my best pal. You're to have all my share of the
+loot--the ivory, I mean. You savvy, I leave it to you in my last
+will and testament, fairly and squarely. And Skipper, I'm sorry I
+ragged you about your mug on those New Republic stamps. If ever a
+man deserved what he wanted in that line, you're--you're--"</p>
+<p>The voice failed. "Yes?" said Kettle, and stooped nearer.</p>
+<p>Clay feebly winked. "You're him," he whispered. "So long, old
+cock."</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle buried his friend in the first gold of the next
+dawn under a magnolia tree, which was hung with sweet-scented
+blossoms, in the middle of the village. During the heat of the day
+he composed a copy of verses to his memory, and when the sun had
+dropped somewhat, he went out with his knife to carve them on the
+tree above the grave.</p>
+<p>It appeared that the village was not so completely deserted as
+seemed to the eye, or, at any rate, that he had been watched. On
+the newly turned earth was a chicken, which had been sacrificed in
+the orthodox fashion; and for once he beheld the sight without
+resentment.</p>
+<p>He raised his hat to the dead, and "Doc," he said, "this
+hen-killing is bang against my principles, but I won't say anything
+now. I guess it's some nigger's way of showing respect to you, and,
+by James! you're a fellow that ought to be admired. If only it
+hadn't been for that tree falling down, there'd have been two men
+round here that would have left their mark on Africa, and you're
+one of them. Well, old man, you're gone, and I hope you're looking
+down this moment--or up, as the case may be--to read this bit of
+poetry I'm going to stick above your head. It's worth attention.
+It's about the best sample of rhyme I ever hoisted out."</p>
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr style="width: 35%;">
+<br>
+<br>
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_V"></a>CHAPTER V</h2>
+<h3>THE LOOTING OF THE "INDIAN SHERIFF."</h3>
+<br>
+<p>Captain Kettle dived two fingers into the bowl of odorous,
+orange-colored palm-oil chop, and fished out a joint suspiciously
+like a nigger baby's arm. He knew it was a monkey's; or at least he
+was nearly certain it was a monkey's; but he ate no more from that
+particular bowl. The tribe he was with were not above suspicion of
+cannibalism, and though their hospitality was lavish, it was by no
+means guaranteed as to quality.</p>
+<p>The head-man noticed his action, and put a smiling question:
+"You no like dem climb-climb chop? Tooth him plenty sore?"</p>
+<p>"No," said Kettle, "my teeth are all in good working order,
+daddy, thanks. But now you mention it, the monkey is a bit tough.
+Not been stewed long enough, perhaps."</p>
+<p>The head-man gave an order, and presently a woman at the cooking
+fire outside brought another calabash into the hut, and set it at
+the little sailor's feet. The head-man examined and explained:
+"Dem's dug chop, too-plenty-much fine. You fit?"</p>
+<p>"I fit," said Kettle; "that'll suit me down to the ground,
+daddy. Stewed duck is just the thing I like, and palm-oil sauce
+isn't half bad when you're used to it. I'll recommend your pub to
+my friends, old one-eye, when I get home."</p>
+<p>He dipped his digits into the stew, and drew forth a doubtful
+limb. He regarded it with a twitching nose and critical eye.</p>
+<p>"Thundering heavy-boned duck this, of yours, daddy."</p>
+<p>"Me no savvy?" said his host questioningly.</p>
+<p>"I say dem dug he got big bone. He no fit for fly. He no say
+quack-quack."</p>
+<p>"Oh, I savvy plenty," said the one-eyed man, smiling. "Dem not
+quack-quack dug, dem bow-wow dug. You see him bow-wow dis morning.
+You hit him with foot, so."</p>
+<p>"Ugh," said Kettle, "dog stew, is it? Yes, I know the animal, if
+you say he's the one I kicked. I had watched the brute eating
+garbage about the village for half an hour, and then when he wanted
+to chew my leg, I hit him. Ugh, daddy, don't you bring on these
+delicacies quite so sudden, or I shall forget my table manners.
+African scavenger dog! And I saw him make his morning meal. Here,
+Missis, for Heaven's sake take this dish away."</p>
+<p>The glistening black woman stepped forward, but the head-man
+stopped her. There was some mistake here. He had killed the best
+dog in the village for Captain Kettle's meal, and his guest for
+some fastidious reason refused to eat. He pointed angrily to the
+figured bowl. "Dug chop," said he. "Too-much-good. You chop him."
+This rejection of excellent food was a distinct slur on his
+m&eacute;nage, and he was working himself up into passion. "You
+chop dem dug chop one-time," he repeated.</p>
+<p>The situation was growing strained, and might well culminate in
+fisticuffs. But Captain Kettle, during his recent many months'
+sojourn as a lone white man in savage Africa, had acquired one
+thing which had never burdened him much before, and that was tact.
+He did not openly resent the imperative tone of his host, which any
+one who had known him previously would have guessed to be his first
+impulse. But neither at the same time did he permit himself to be
+forced into eating the noxious meal. He temporized. With that queer
+polyglot called Coast English, and with shreds from a score of
+native dialects, he made up a tattered fabric of speech which
+beguiled the head-man back again into good humor; and presently
+that one-eyed savage squatted amicably down on his heels, and gave
+an order to one of his wives in attendance.</p>
+<p>The lady brought Kettle's accordion, and the little sailor
+propped his back against the wattle wall of the hut, and made
+music, and lifted up his voice in song. The tune carried among the
+lanes and dwellings of the village, and naked feet
+<i>pad-padded</i> quickly up over dust and the grass; the audience
+distributed itself within and without the head-man's hut, and
+listened enrapt; and the head-man felt the glow of satisfaction
+that a London hostess feels when she has hired for money the most
+popular drawing-room entertainer of the day, and her guests
+condescend to enjoy, and not merely to exhibit themselves as
+<i>blases</i>.</p>
+<p>But Captain Kettle, it must be confessed, felt none of the
+artist's pride in finding his art appreciated. He had always the
+South Shields chapel at the back of his mind, with its austere code
+and creed, and he felt keenly the degradation of lowering himself
+to the level of the play-actor; even though he was earning his bare
+existence--and had been doing all through the heart of barbarous
+Africa--by mumming and carolling to tribes whose trade was murder
+and cannibalism.</p>
+<p>He felt an infinite pity for himself when he reflected that many
+a time nothing but a breakdown, or a loudly bawled hymn, or a
+series of twisted faces, had been the only thing which stood
+between him and the cooking fires. But there was no help for it. He
+was a fighting man, but he could not do battle with a continent;
+and so he had either to take the only course which remained, and
+lower himself (as he considered it) to the level of the music-hall
+pariah, and mouth and mow to amuse the mob, or else accept the
+alternative which even the bravest of men might well shrink from in
+dismay.</p>
+<p>His travel through the black heart of this black continent may
+have been paralleled by that of other obscure heroes who voyaged
+from grim necessity and not for advertisement, but the history of
+it, as it was told me in his simple log-book style, far surpasses
+the wonder of any of those travels which find a place in published
+volumes. He had started, a completely destitute man, from a spot
+far up on the Haut Congo, amidst treacherous hostile population. He
+had not a friend in Africa, black or white. He had no resources
+save his tongue, his thews, an empty revolver, and his mother wit,
+and yet he had won a slow way down to the western seaboard through
+a hundred hostile tribes, where an army would have been eaten up,
+and a Marco Polo might well have failed.</p>
+<p>It would suit my pleasure finely to write of this terrific
+journey, with its dangers, its finesses, and its infinite escapes;
+it would gratify me to the quick if I might belaud to the full of
+my appreciation the endurance, and the grand resourcefulness, of
+this little sailor cast so desperately out of his more native
+element; but the account of the travel is reserved for the pen of
+Captain Kettle himself, and so the more professional scribe may not
+poach upon his territory.</p>
+<p>I had it from his own lips that the perils of the way made him
+see the poetry of it all, and he said to himself that here was the
+theme for that great epic, which would be the <i>chef d'oeuvre</i>
+of his literary life. It is to be written in blank verse, with the
+hymns and secular songs he sang at each stop given in an appendix,
+and he confidently hopes that it will stand out as something
+conspicuous and distinct against the sombre background of prosaic
+travel books.</p>
+<p>His arrival at the coast was an achievement that made him almost
+faint with joy. Xenophon and his ten thousand Greeks hailed the
+sea, we are told, with a mighty shout. But to them Thalassa was
+merely a way-mark, a sign that they were nearing home. To Kettle it
+was more, far more, although he could not define the relationship.
+He had dwelt upon the sea the greater part of his days; he had got
+his meagre living from her; and although at all times she had been
+infinitely hard and cruel to him, and he had cursed her day in and
+day out with all a seaman's point and fluency, she had wrapped
+herself into his being in a way he little guessed, till separation
+showed him the truth.</p>
+<p>He had seen the glint of her through the trees as he entered
+this last village of his march, but the air was too dull with heat
+for him to catch so much as a whiff of her refreshing saltness, and
+for the present he could not go down to greet her. He was still the
+lonely troubadour, dressed in a native cloth around the loins, with
+a turban of rags upon his head, and a battered accordion slung from
+his back, come in from afar to sing and pull faces for a
+dinner.</p>
+<p>The meal, for reasons which have been stated, was not a success,
+but payment had to be rendered all the same. He sang with noise,
+and made antics such as experience had taught him would be
+acceptable; and the audience, to whom a concert of this kind was a
+rarity, howled to him to go on. There was no escape. He had to sing
+till he could sing no more. It was far on into the night when a
+couple of native <i>tom-tom</i> players rescued him. The musical
+appetites of the village had been whetted rather than appeased, and
+as no more could be got out of this wandering minstrel, why then
+they were quite ready to listen to local instruments and
+melody.</p>
+<p>Dancing commenced, and the heat and the noise grew, and
+presently Kettle managed to slip away and walk out through the yam
+and manioc gardens, and the banana groves, to the uproarious beach
+beyond. He threw himself wearily down on the warm white sand, and
+when the great rollers swept in and crashed into noisy bellowing
+surf, the spindrift from it drove on him, and refreshed him
+luxuriously. It was almost worth going through all he had suffered
+to enjoy the pleasures of that greeting.</p>
+<p>For long-enough he filled his eye on the creaming fringes of the
+surf, and then he glanced over it at the purple plain of ocean
+which lay level and unruffled beyond. A great African moon glowed
+above it in the night, and the lonely vastness of it all gratified
+him like the presence of a friend. "You are a decent old puddle,"
+he murmured to himself, "though I say it that's got precious little
+from you beyond mud and slashing. It's good to be back in reach of
+the stink of you again."</p>
+<p>He lay on where he was deep into the night, revelling in the
+companionship of the sea, till the many-colored land-crabs began to
+regard him as mere jetsam. He was not consciously thinking. He was
+letting his mind rest in an easy torpor; but from time to time he
+let his eyes range through the purple dark with a seaman's
+mechanical watchfulness. The noise of the <i>tom-toms</i> and the
+dancing from the village behind him had died away, and nothing but
+the sounds from the bush, and the din of the surf, remained to show
+that the world was alive. The moon, too, had been smothered by a
+cloud bank, and night lay huddled close round him, with a texture
+like black velvet.</p>
+<p>Then, with a jump he was on his feet, and trembling violently.
+Another old friend was in his neighborhood--a steamer. Her masthead
+light had just twinkled into view. He got up and began walking
+nervously toward her along the hard, white sands. He saw her first
+in the northwest, coming from some port in the Bight of Biafra
+probably, and the odds were she was heading south along the
+Coast.</p>
+<p>Presently he picked up her red port light. Yes, he admitted to
+himself with a sigh, she was making for one of the ports to
+southward, for Sette Camma perhaps, or Loango, or Landana, or
+Kabenda, and he calmed himself down with the discovery. Had she
+been heading north, he had it in him to have swum out to her
+through the surf and the sharks, and chanced being picked up. He
+was sick of this savage Africa which lay behind him. The sight of
+those two lights, the bright white, and the duller red, let him
+know how ravenous was his hunger to see once more a white man and a
+white man's ship, and to feel the sway of a deck, and to smell the
+smells of oil, and paint, and Christian cookery, from which he had
+been for such a weary tale of days divorced.</p>
+<p>The steamer drew on till she came a-beam, and the red port light
+was eclipsed, and "carrying no stern light," was Captain Kettle's
+comment. There was a small glow from her deck and two or three of
+her ports were lit, but for the most part she crept along as a
+mysterious black ship voyaging into a region of blackness. It was
+too dark to make out more than her bare existence, but Kettle took
+a squint at the Southern Cross, which hung low in the sky like an
+ill-made kite, to get her bearings, and so made note of her course,
+and from that tried to deduce her nationality.</p>
+<p>From the way she was steering he reckoned she came from Batanga
+or Cameroons, which are in German territory, and so set her down as
+sailing originally from Marseilles or Hamburg, and anyway decided
+that she was not one of the Liverpool boats which carry all the
+West Coast trade to England. But as he watched, she seemed to slew
+out of her course. She lengthened out before him across the night,
+as her bows sheered in toward the land, till he saw her broadside
+on, and then she hung motionless as a black blot against the
+greater blackness beyond.</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle summed the situation: "Rounded up and come to an
+anchor. There'll be a factory somewhere on the beach there. But I
+don't know, though. That one-eyed head-man said nothing about a
+factory, and if there was one, why doesn't she whistle to raise 'em
+up so's they'd be ready to bring off their bit o' trade in the
+surf-boats when day breaks?"</p>
+<p>A cloud slid away in the sky, and the moon shone out like the
+suddenly opened bulb of a dark lantern. The oily surface of the sea
+flashed up into sight, and on it sat the steamer--a picture in
+black and silver. She lay there motionless as the trees on the
+beach, and the reason for her state was clear. Her forefoot soared
+stiffly aloft till it was almost clear of the water; her stern was
+depressed; her decks listed to port till it was an acrobatic feat
+to make passageway along them.</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle whistled to himself long and dismally. "Piled her
+up," he muttered, "that's what her old man has done. Hit a half-ebb
+reef, and fairly taken root there. He's not shoved on his engines
+astern either, and that means she's ripped away half her bottom,
+and he thinks she'll founder in deep water if he backs her off the
+ground." A tiny spit of flame, pale against the moonlight, jerked
+out from under the awnings of the steamer's upper bridge. The noise
+of the shot came some time afterward, no louder than the cracking
+of a knuckle. "By James! somebody's getting his gun into use pretty
+quick. Well, it's some one else's trouble, and not mine, and I
+guess I'm going to stay on the beach, and watch, and not meddle."
+He frowned angrily as though some one had made a suggestion to him.
+"No, by James! I'm not one of those that seeks trouble
+unnecessarily."</p>
+<p>But all the same he walked off briskly along the sand, keeping
+his eyes fixed on the stranded steamer. That some sort of a scuffle
+was going on aboard of her was clear from the shouts and the
+occasional pistol shots, which became louder as he drew more near;
+and Captain Kettle, connoisseur as he was of differences of this
+sort on the high seas, became instinctively more and more
+interested. And at last when he came to a small canoe drawn up on
+the beach above high-water mark, he paused beside it with a mind
+loaded with temptation as deep as it would carry.</p>
+<p>The canoe was a dug-out, a thing of light cotton-wood, with
+washboards forward to carry it through a surf. A couple of paddles
+and a calabash formed its furniture, and its owner probably lived
+in the village where he had sung for his dinner over-night. Of
+course, to borrow her--merely to borrow her, of course--without
+permission was--</p>
+<p>Another splatter of pistol shots came from the steamer, and a
+yelping of negro voices. Captain Kettle hesitated no longer. He
+laid hands on the canoe's gunwale, and ran her down into the edge
+of the surf. He had barely patience to wait for a smooth, but,
+after three rollers had roared themselves into yeast and quietude,
+he ran his little craft out till the water was arm-pit deep, and
+then scrambled on board and paddled furiously.</p>
+<p>But it is not given to the European to equal the skill of the
+black on African surf beaches, and, as might be expected, the next
+roller that swooped in overended the canoe, and sent it spinning
+like a toy through the broken water. But Captain Kettle had gained
+some way; and if he could not paddle the little craft to sea, he
+could at least swim her out; and this he proceeded to do. He was as
+handy as an otter in the water, and besides, there was something
+here which was dragging him to seaward very strongly. His soul
+lusted for touch with a steamer again with a fierceness which he
+did not own even to himself. Even a wrecked steamer was a thing of
+kinship to him then.</p>
+<p>He swam the dug-out through the last drench and backtow of the
+surf, rocked her clear from part of her watery load, and then, with
+a feeling of relief, clambered gingerly on board and baled the rest
+over the gunwale with his hands. It is not good to stay over-long
+in these seas which fringe the West African beaches, by reason of
+the ground shark which makes them his hunting-ground. And then he
+manned the paddle, knelt in the stern, and went the shortest way to
+the steamer which perched on the rock.</p>
+<p>The moon was still riding in the sky, but burnt with a pale
+light now, as dawn had jumped up from behind the shore forests. All
+things were shown clearly. Among other matters, Kettle noted from
+trifles in her garnishing, which read clear as print to a seaman's
+eye, that the steamer was not French or German as he had guessed
+before, but hailed from his own native islands. Moreover, her
+funnel told him that she was not one of the two regular lines from
+Liverpool, which do all the commerce of the coast. But he had no
+time for fresh speculations just then as to her business. The
+scuffling on board had been growing more and more serious, and it
+was clear that the blacks of her complement were giving the whites
+more than they cared about.</p>
+<p>Kettle knew enough of the custom of the Coast to be able to sum
+the situation. "Her Krooboys have broken out of hand," he
+commented. "That's what's the trouble. You come down here from
+England with just enough white men to handle your vessel to Sierra
+Leone, and then you ship Krooboys to work cargo and surf-boats, and
+do everything except steer, and as long as nothing happens, your
+Krooboy is a first-class hand. Two cupfuls of rice and a bit offish
+is all the grub he wants; he'll work sixteen hours a day without a
+grunt; and he'll handle a winch or a steam crane with any Geordie
+donkey-man that has been grounded in the shops. But just put your
+steamboat on the ground where he thinks she can't get off, and
+there's a different tune to play. He's got a notion that the ship's
+his, and the cargo's his, to loot as he likes, and if he doesn't
+get 'em both, he's equal to making trouble. Seems to me he's making
+bad trouble now."</p>
+<p>By this time it was plain that the black men had got entire
+possession of the lower parts of the ship. The small handful of
+whites were on the top of the fiddley, and while most were fighting
+to keep the Africans back, a couple were frenziedly working to get
+a pair of davits swung outboard, and a lifeboat which hung from
+them lowered into the water. It was clear they had given up all
+hope of standing by the ship; and presently they got the boat
+afloat, and slid down to her in hurried clusters by the davit
+falls, and then unhooked and rowed away from the steamer's side in
+a skelter of haste. Coals and any other missile that came handy
+were showered upon them by the Krooboys who manned the rail, to
+which they replied with a few vicious revolver shots; and then the
+boat drew out of range.</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle, in his clumsy canoe, paddled up close to her and
+nodded, and gave the boat's people a "good-morning." The greeting
+was quaintly enough out of place, but nobody seemed to notice that.
+Each party was too occupied in staring at the other. Those in the
+lifeboat saw a little lean European, naked to the waist, clad only
+in a turban and native cloth, and evidently (from the color of his
+skin) long inured to that state. Kettle saw a huddle of fugitives,
+all of them scared, and many of them bloody with wounds.</p>
+<p>The man who was steering the white boat, the steamer's mate he
+was, according to the gold lace on his cuff, spoke first.</p>
+<p>"Well," he said, "you're a funny enough looking beachcomber.
+What do you want, anyway?"</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle felt himself to redden all over under the tan of
+his skin. Neatness in clothes was always a strong point with him,
+and he resented the barbarism of his present get-up acutely. "If I
+wanted a job at teaching manners, I could find one in your boat,
+that's certain," was his prompt retort. "And when I'd finished with
+that, I could give some of you a lesson in pluck without much harm
+being done. I wonder if you call yourselves white men to let a
+crowd of niggers clear you out of your ship like that?"</p>
+<p>"Now, look here, Robinson Crusoe," said the man at the steering
+oar, "our tempers are all filed up on the raw edge just now, and if
+you give much lip, this boat will be rowed over the top of your
+Noah's ark before you know what's hit it. You paddle back to your
+squaw and piccaninnies on the beach, Robinson, and don't you come
+out here to mock your betters when they're down on their luck.
+We've nothing to give you except ugly words, and you'll get them
+cheap."</p>
+<p>"Well, Mr. Mate," said Kettle, "I haven't heard white man's
+English for a year, but if you can teach me anything new, I'm here
+to learn. I've come across most kinds of failure in my time, but a
+white man who lets himself be kicked off his ship by a parcel of
+Krooboys, and who disgraces Great Britain by being a blooming
+Englishman, is a specimen that's new to me. But perhaps I'm making
+a mistake? Perhaps you're a Dutchman or a Dago that's learnt the
+language? Or perhaps, to judge from that cauliflower nose of yours,
+you're something that's escaped out of a freak museum? You haven't
+a photo about you by any chance? I'd like to send one home to South
+Shields. My Missis is a great hand at collecting curiosities which
+you only see in foreign parts."</p>
+<p>The mate bent on the steering gear with sudden violence, turned
+the lifeboat's head with a swirl, and began sculling her toward the
+canoe. But a tall, thin man sitting beside him in the stern-sheets
+said something to him in an undertone, and the Mate reluctantly let
+the oar drag limp in the water, and sat himself down, and
+ostentatiously made ready to roll a cigarette.</p>
+<p>"Now, look here," said the tall man, "I don't suppose you want
+to quarrel."</p>
+<p>"I've been in quarrels before for the sheer fun of the thing,"
+said Kettle, who was determined that at any rate no apology should
+come from his side.</p>
+<p>"So have I," said the tall man, "but I've no time for empty
+amusement just now. I'm down here on business. I'm trying to start
+a new steamer line to work this Coast and get away the monopoly
+from the other companies. That boat stuck yonder--the <i>Indian
+Sheriff</i> she's called--is my venture, and she represents about
+all I've got, and she isn't underwritten for a sixpence. I've been
+going nap or nothing on this scheme, and at present it looks
+uncommon like nothing. What I'm anxious about now, is to see if I
+can't make some arrangement for salvage."</p>
+<p>"I can understand it would be useful to you."</p>
+<p>"It might be useful to others besides me. Now, there's you, for
+instance. I dare say you've got a nice little establishment ashore,
+and some simple comforts, and a bit of influence in your village.
+But you spoke about your wife at home in South Shields just now,
+and I make no doubt that if you'd got a tidy sum of money in your
+pocket you'd be as pleased as not to get home to her again?"</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle was on the point of breaking out into
+explanations and disavowals, but a thought came to him, and he
+refrained.</p>
+<p>"Well," he said, "I'm waiting to hear your offer."</p>
+<p>"Here it is, then. You go ashore now, raise your village, bring
+off every nigger you can scare up, swamp the Krooboys on that
+steamboat and keep her from being looted, and I solemnly promise
+you 25 per cent. of her value and the value of what she has in
+her."</p>
+<p>"Yes," said Kettle thoughtfully. "That's a square enough offer,
+and it's made before witnesses, and I believe the courts would make
+you stick to it."</p>
+<p>"Ho!" grunted the Mate, "Robinson's a sea lawyer, is he? Courts,
+he talks about."</p>
+<p>Kettle ignored the suggestion. "Should I know your name, sir?"
+he asked of the tall man.</p>
+<p>"I'm Nicholson Sheriff. If you know Liverpool, you'll have heard
+of me."</p>
+<p>"You were with Kevendales?"</p>
+<p>"That's me. I left there two years ago, to start on my own."</p>
+<p>"H'm," said the little sailor in the canoe. "I was master of one
+of Kevendale's ships once. It was me that had misfortune with the
+<i>Armenia</i>."</p>
+<p>"By gum! are you Captain Kettle that piled up the old
+<i>Atrocity</i> on that iceberg? I'm sorry to see you come down to
+this, Captain."</p>
+<p>"Captain Kettle," said the sulky Mate, "that was in the Congo
+Pilot Service?"</p>
+<p>"Yes," said Kettle.</p>
+<p>"Then, Captain," said the Mate, "I take back what I said about
+you being Robinson Crusoe. You may have met with misfortune, but,
+by the Lord, you're a man all the way through. You've made the
+ports down there on the Congo just ring with the way you kept your
+end up with those beastly Belgians. And now when any Englishman
+goes ashore at Boma or Matadi or any place on the river, they're
+fit to eat him."</p>
+<p>The compliment had its doubtful side, but Kettle bowed with
+pleasure. "Mr. Mate," he said, "I should have been more polite to
+you. I forgot you were a man who had just come through an anxious
+time."</p>
+<p>"Anxious time! My holy grandmother! You should have just seen.
+It was my watch below when she took the ground, and I give you my
+word for it, there's deep water marked in the chart where she
+struck. Third mate had the bridge, and he rang for engines hard
+astern. Nothing happened. From the first moment she hit, the
+Krooboys got the notion she was their ship by all the rules of the
+Coast, and they played up to that tune like men. They bashed in the
+heads of the two engineers who tried to handle the reversing gear,
+and fairly took the ship below; and when the old man came out in
+his pyjamas and started his fancy shooting on deck, they just ran
+in on him and pulled him into kybobs.</p>
+<p>"The second mate pegged out a week ago with black-water fever.
+So there was only me and Mr. Sheriff here, and the third left that
+were worth counting." He wagged a stubby finger contemptuously at
+the rest of his boat's crew. "Half this crowd don't know enough
+English to take a wheel, and the rest of them come from happy
+Dutchland, where they don't make soldiers, bless their silly eyes.
+I can tell you I'm not feeling sweet about it myself. I left a bran
+new suit of clothes and an Accra finger-ring on that blame'
+ship."</p>
+<p>"Well, never mind the rest of the tale now," said Sheriff. "Here
+we are kicked overboard, and glad enough to save our bare skins,
+I'll own. We won't go into the question of manning British ships
+with foreigners just now. What's interesting me is the fact that
+those Krooboys have got hatches off already, and are standing by
+the cranes and winches. I've seen them work cargo before all up and
+down the coast, and know the pace they can put into it, and if we
+don't move quick they'll scoff that ship clear down to the ceilings
+of her holds." A winch chain rattled, and a sling load of cloth
+bales swung up to one of her derrick sheaves. "My faith, look at
+that! They've begun to broach cargo by now, and there are some of
+the beggars setting to lower the surf-boats to ferry it on to the
+beach."</p>
+<p>The Mate rapped out sulphurous wishes for the Krooboys' future
+state.</p>
+<p>"Yes, yes," said Sheriff, "but we're wasting time. Come now,
+Captain, you heard my offer, and you seemed to like it. I'm waiting
+for you to fill your part of the bargain. Away with you ashore, and
+bring off your army and take possession."</p>
+<p>"I'm afraid, sir," said Kettle honestly, "you've been taking a
+little too much for granted. I've got no establishment ashore. I'm
+just what you see--a common tramp, or worse, seeing that I've been
+play-acting for my dinners of late. And as for any help those
+niggers ashore could give, why, I shouldn't recommend it. The
+one-eyed old son of a dog who's head-man, has served on ships
+according to his own telling, and he'll have the same notions about
+loot as your own Krooboys. The Coast nigger hereabouts has got a
+fancy that any ship on the beach is cumshaw for himself, and you'll
+not knock it out of him without some hard teaching. No, Mr.
+Sheriff, to call in that one-eyed head-man and his friends--who it
+makes me hot to think I had to sing and dance to not six hours
+back--would only pile up the work ahead of us. Much best tackle the
+ship as she is."</p>
+<p>"What!" said Sheriff. "Do you mean to say we can retake her? You
+don't know what those boys are like. I tell you they were fair
+demons when we left, and they'll be worse now, because they are
+certain to have got liquor inside them by this. It's not a bit of
+use your counting on these deckhands and stokers in the boat.
+They're not a penn'oth of use, the whole lot of them."</p>
+<p>"Well," said Kettle diffidently, "I'd got my eye on that packet
+of cartridge beside you on the thwart. If they were
+four-fiftys--"</p>
+<p>"They are--let's look--four--five--nought. Yes, well?"</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle pulled a well-cleaned revolver out of his
+waist-cloth. "I've carried this empty for a whole year now, sir,
+but I don't think I've forgot my shooting."</p>
+<p>"I can speak here," said the Mate. "I've heard of his usefulness
+that way on the Congo. When Captain Kettle lets off his gun, Mr.
+Sheriff, it's a funeral. By gum, if he's a way of getting the ship
+again, I'm on for helping. Look! There's that steward's boy, Tins,
+going into my room this minute. I've a suit of clothes there that
+have never been put on, and he'll have them for a cert if we don't
+look quick."</p>
+<p>"Now then, Captain," said Sheriff, "if there's anything going to
+be done, get a move on you."</p>
+<p>Kettle paddled the dug-out alongside, and stepped into the
+lifeboat. His eye glittered as he tore open the wrapping of the
+cartridges and reloaded his revolver. It was long since he had
+known the complacent feel of the armed man.</p>
+<p>"Now," he said, "there's one more thing. I'm not in uniform, but
+I hold a master's ticket, and I've got to be skipper."</p>
+<p>"You can take the berth for me," said the Mate. "I'll say
+outright it's a lot above my weight."</p>
+<p>"And I've offered it to you already," said Sheriff. "Go on, man,
+and give your orders."</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle's first desire was to get back to the steamer
+whence the boat had come, and this the mixed crew of foreigners at
+the oars had scruples about carrying out. But Kettle and the Mate
+got furiously at work on them with their hands, and in less than a
+minute the men were doing as they were bidden, except, that is, a
+trio who were too badly wounded to sit up, and who were allowed to
+wallow on the floor gratings.</p>
+<p>The Mate straddled in the stern and steered her with an oar, and
+the white painted boat pulled heavily toward the stranded vessel.
+The Krooboys in possession were quick to see her coming. A mob of
+them gathered on the bridge deck, gibbering and shouting, and
+threatening with their hands; and even before the boat drew within
+range, they commenced a vigorous fusilade of coal lumps. Kettle had
+all a cleanly man's dislike for these dirty missiles, and he halted
+the boat just beyond the limit of their fire, and stood up himself,
+and sighted the revolver over the crook of his left elbow.</p>
+<p>He dropped one man, and the others raged at him. He dropped a
+second, and still with an impotent courage they stood their ground.
+He brought a third shrieking to the deck, and then, and not before,
+did the others turn to run, and he shot a fourth to hurry their
+going. Then he turned to the rowers in the lifeboat. "Give way, you
+thieves," he shouted at them; "set me aboard whilst the coast is
+clear.--Mr. Mate, round her up under those davit tackles."</p>
+<p>Again the Krooboys tried to prevent the boarding, but again the
+fire of that terrible revolver drove them yelping to shelter, and
+the boat drew up with a bump and a swirl under the dangling ropes.
+Kettle clambered forward along the thwarts, and swarmed up one fall
+with a monkey's quickness, and the Mate, a man of wooden courage,
+raced him up the other. Sheriff could not climb; they had to haul
+him up the ship's side by brute force in a bowline; and
+providentially they were allowed to do this uninterrupted. The
+foreign crew of the lifeboat, limp with scare, would have been mere
+slaughter-pigs on board even if they could have been lured there,
+which was improbable, and so they were bidden to haul off out of
+shot, and wait till they were needed.</p>
+<p>Now there was no question here of risking a hand-to-hand
+encounter. The Krooboys on board mustered quite fifty head, and
+most of them were men of enormous physical strength. So the three
+invaders went into the chart-house, from the ports of which they
+could command the bridge deck and the main fore deck, and shot the
+door-bolts by way of making themselves secure. The walls were of
+iron, and the roof was of iron; the place was a perfect stronghold
+in its way; and as there was no chance of its being stormed without
+due notice, they tacitly called a halt to recover breath.</p>
+<p>"Here," said Sheriff, "is the poor old skipper's whisky. I guess
+a second mate's nip all round will do us no harm."</p>
+<p>"Here," said Kettle, "are the old man's Canary cigars, nice and
+black and flavory, and I guess one of them's more in my line, sir,
+thanking you all the same. I haven't come across a Christian smoke
+for more dreary months than I care to think about."</p>
+<p>The Mate was peering through one of the forward ports. "There's
+the door of my room wide open," he grunted. "I bet those new
+clothes of mine are gone. They're just the thing to take a nigger's
+eye--good thick blue broadcloth."</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle wiped the perspiration from his forehead with a
+bare, sinewy arm. "Now," he said, "enough time's been wasted. We
+must keep those toughs on the move, or they'll find leisure to
+think, and be starting some fresh wickedness."</p>
+<p>"If we go out of this chart-house," said Sheriff doubtfully,
+"they'll swamp us by sheer weight. You must remember we've only got
+two pistols, yours and mine. The poor old skipper's is lost."</p>
+<p>"I'm going to try what a little quiet talking-to will do first,
+sir. I used to be a bit useful with my tongue, if I haven't lost
+the trick. But before that, I'm going to borrow this white drill
+coat and pants of your late old man's, if you don't mind. You'd
+hardly think it, sir, if you knew the trials I've gone through in
+that beastly Africa, but I believe it's the want of a decent pair
+of trousers that's hurt me more than anything."</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle dressed himself with care, and put on a
+white-covered uniform cap; and then, happening to see a pair of
+scissors, he took them up and trimmed his beard before the glass.
+Sheriff looked on at these preparations with fidgeting impatience,
+and from without there was a clamor of negro voices taking counsel.
+But the little sailor was not to be hurried. He went through his
+toilet with solemn deliberation, and then he opened the chart-house
+door and went out beneath the baking sunshine of the bridge-deck
+beyond.</p>
+<p>A cluster of Krooboys stood at the further end of it, cackling
+with talk, and at sight of him they called their friends on the
+main deck below, who began to come up as fast as they could get
+foot on the ladders. They showed inclinations for a rush, but
+Kettle held up his left hand for them to keep back, and they obeyed
+the order. They saw that vicious revolver gripped in his right
+fingers, and they respected its powers.</p>
+<p>He addressed them with a fine fluency of language. He had a good
+command of sailor's English, and also of Coast English, both of
+which are specially designed for forcible comment; and he knew,
+moreover, scraps from a score of native dialects, which, having
+Arabic for a groundwork, are especially rich in those parts of
+speech-which have the highest vituperative value. The black man is
+proverbially tough, and a whip, moral or physical, which will cut
+the most hardened of whites to ribbons, will leave him unmoved. An
+artist in words may rail at him for an hour without making him
+flicker an eyelash, or a Yankee mate might hammer him with a
+packing-case lid (always supposing there was no nail in it) for a
+like period without jolting from him so much as a cry or a groan.
+And so I think it speaks highly for Captain Kettle's powers when,
+at the end of three minutes' talk, he caused many of those Krooboys
+to visibly wince.</p>
+<p>You cannot touch a Krooboy's feelings by referring insultingly
+to his mother, because he has probably very dim recollections of
+the lady; you can not rile him by gibing comments on his personal
+appearance; but still there are ways of getting home to him, and
+Kettle knew the secret. "You make fight-palaver," he said, "you
+steal, you take ship, you drink cargo gin, and you think your
+<i>ju-ju</i> fine <i>ju-ju.</i> But my <i>ju-ju</i> too-plenty-much
+better, and I fit for show it you again if dis steal-palaver no
+stop one-time."</p>
+<p>They began to move threateningly toward him. "Very well," he
+said, "then I tell you straight; you no fit to be called black
+boys. You bushmen. Bah! you be bushmen."</p>
+<p>The maddened Krooboys ran in, and the wicked revolver spoke out,
+and then Kettle nipped into the deck-house and slammed the door to
+on his heels. The black ape-like faces jabbered and mowed at the
+window ports, and brawny arms were thrust in, grappling viciously,
+but the Mate drew out camp-stools from a locker, and with these the
+three white men stabbed and hit at every face or arm which showed
+itself. There was no more shooting, and there was no need for it.
+By sheer weight of blows the whites kept the enemy from climbing
+through the windows, and so long as the windows were not stormed,
+the iron house was safe to them. And presently one of the head-men
+blew his boatswain's whistle, and the attack drew off.</p>
+<p>Promptly Kettle reloaded his revolver and stepped out into the
+open. "Now," he said, "you seen my <i>ju-ju?</i> You savvy him
+too-big <i>ju-ju</i>? You want any more of it? No. Then get away
+aft with you. You hear? You lib for bottom deck back there,
+one-time." He rushed at them, one slight, slim, white-clad white
+man against all that reeking, shining mob, and they struggled away
+before him in grotesque tumblings and jostlings, like a flock of
+sheep.</p>
+<p>But at the break of the deck he paused and looked below him, and
+the fight all dropped away from his face. No. 3 hatch lay open
+before him, with the covers thrown here and there. From it was
+creeping up a thin blue smoke, with now and then a scarlet trail of
+flame. Here was a complication.</p>
+<p>"So you gluttonous, careless brutes have set fire to her, have
+you? Here, who was in the engine room?"</p>
+<p>Discipline was coming back. A man in black trousers, with a
+clout round his neck, stepped out.</p>
+<p>"You? Well, slip below, and turn steam into the donkey."</p>
+<p>"Steam no lib, sar. Cranes die when we try to work him just
+now."</p>
+<p>"Oh, you holy crowd of savages! Well, if we can't use the hose,
+you must hand buckets--and sharp, too. That fire's gaining. Now
+then, head-men, step out."</p>
+<p>"I second head-man, sar."</p>
+<p>"I head-man, sar."</p>
+<p>"Get buckets, tubs, tins--anything that'll hold water, and look
+sharp. If you boys work well now, I'll overlook a lot that's been
+done. If you don't, I'll give you fits. Try and get below, some of
+you, and pull away what's burning. Probably you'll find some of
+your dear relations down there, drunk on gin and smoking pipes. You
+may knock them on the head if you like, and want to do a bit more
+murder. They deserve it."</p>
+<p>But though half a dozen of the Krooboys, who were now thoroughly
+tamed, tried to get down the hatch, the fire was too strong for
+them. Even the water when it came did little to check the burning,
+for though it sent up great billows of steam, the flames shot out
+fiercer and higher every moment. In that sweltering climate it does
+not take very much inducement to make a fire settle down thoroughly
+to work, once it gets anything like a tolerable start.</p>
+<p>To add to the trouble, news of the wreck had been carried to the
+village behind the beach where Captain Kettle had sung for his
+lodging over-night, and the one-eyed head-man there and his friends
+were coming off to share in the spoil as fast as canoes could bring
+them. They, too, would have their theories as to the ownership of
+wrecked cargoes on the West African Coast, and as they were
+possessed of trade guns, they were not like to forego what they
+considered their just rights without further fighting.</p>
+<p>But as it happened, a period was put to the scene on the steamer
+with considerable suddenness. Sheriff, who had been making sure
+that there were no Krooboys lurking forward who could take them
+from the rear, came up and looked upon the fire with a blanched
+face. "Excuse me, Skipper," he said, and turned and bawled for the
+lifeboat to come alongside.</p>
+<p>"No hurry for that yet," said Kettle, angrily. "Don't scare the
+men, sir. And don't you give orders without my sanction. You made
+me Captain here, and, by James! Captain I'll be. We're handicapped
+for want of the hose, but we're going to try and get this fire
+under without. Anyway, there's no question of leaving the ship
+yet."</p>
+<p>"Good God, man, don't niggle about that now. I know what I'm
+saying. There's eight tons of powder in that hold."</p>
+<p>"And we may be blown up against the sky as a thin kind of rain
+any minute? Well, sir, you're owner, and as you seem to have acted
+as purser on board, you ought to know. But hadn't we better ask the
+Mate for his cargo-book first, so as to make sure?"</p>
+<p>He turned and looked, but Sheriff had gone, and was sliding down
+into the lifeboat which had come alongside. "Well, I don't like
+leaving the ship, and I suppose for that matter he wouldn't either,
+being owner, and being uninsured. But as Mr. Sheriff's gone in such
+a blazing hurry, it's probably time for me to go too, if I'm to
+land home any time in South Shields again." He hailed the lower
+deck with a sharp order. "You boys, there, knock off. Knock off
+work, I say, and throw down your buckets. There's powder stowed
+down below, and it'll be going off directly. Gunpowder, you savvy,
+shoot-powder, go <i>fizz--boosh--bang</i>!"</p>
+<p>There was a sharp clatter of understanding and explanation, but
+no movement. The African is not great at making deductions. Captain
+Kettle had to give a definite order. "Now, overboard with you, all
+hands, and lib for beach. No time for lower boats. You all fit for
+swim."</p>
+<p>They took the hint, and began leaping the bulwark rail like a
+swarm of black frogs. "Good-by, boys," he said, in valediction.
+"You'll find it cheaper to be good and virtuous next time. You
+haven't stay enough in you for a real good fight." And then he went
+to where the davits dangled over the water, and slid down to the
+boat, while the frightened crew cursed him aloud for keeping them
+waiting.</p>
+<p>Not much was said as they rowed away. The all-nation rowers were
+openly terrified; the Mate had all his attention used up in
+steering to a hair; and Sheriff sat with his shoulders humped
+beside his ears in the position of a man who expects a blow.
+Captain Kettle held his peace. He knew that mere words could not
+urge the sweating crew to heavier effort, and he puffed at his
+treasured cigar as any smoker would who had been divorced from
+tobacco for so many a month, and does not know when he will meet
+with his next indulgence.</p>
+<p>And in due time the powder was fired, and the steamer was turned
+into a vast volcano of steam and smoke and flame, which vomited
+iron and human limbs, and which sent forth an air blast which drove
+the boat before it like the hurricane of a tornado. And then the
+<i>debris</i> from the sky foamed down into the water, and then
+there was a long, long silence. Save for some inconsiderable
+flotsam, the steamer and all that was in her had vanished
+eternally. The canoes from the village were paddling for the beach
+again. They were alone on a lonely sea. No man seemed to have a
+thought he wished to share.</p>
+<p>The Mate was the first to speak. He patted a bundle whose outer
+housing was a pillow-case, which lay on the thwart beside him.
+"Well," he said, "it's been a close thing. I darn nearly lost those
+new clothes of mine."</p>
+<p>"It might have been worse," said Sheriff; "we might well all
+have been killed. But as it is," he added with a sigh, "we've
+merely got to start fresh from the bottom again. Anyway, Kettle,
+I'm obliged to you for what you have done."</p>
+<p>The little sailor frowned. "It's kind of you, sir, to say that.
+But I hate being beaten. And it's no excuse to say I did my best. I
+hadn't figured on that fire and the powder, and that's a fact."</p>
+<p>"I wonder," said the Mate thoughtfully, "which of those beggars
+scoffed that gold zodiac ring of mine. That steward's boy, Tins, I
+expect. Took the ring and left the new blue suit. Well, by gum,
+they're a funny lot, those boys."</p>
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr style="width: 35%;">
+<br>
+<br>
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_VI"></a>CHAPTER VI</h2>
+<h3>THE WIRE-MILKERS</h3>
+<br>
+<p>"Look here," said Sheriff, "you compel me to be brutal, but the
+fact is, they've had enough of you here in Lagos. So far as I can
+see, you've only got the choice of two things. You can have a free
+passage home to England as a Distressed Seaman by the next steamer,
+and you know what that means. The steamer gets paid a shilling a
+day, and grubs and berths you accordingly, and you earn your 'bacca
+money by bumming around the galley and helping the cook peel spuds.
+Or else, if you don't like that, you can do the sensible thing, and
+step into the billet I offer you."</p>
+<p>"By James!" said Kettle, "who's going to turn me out of Lagos;
+tell me that, sir?"</p>
+<p>"Don't get wrathful with me. I'm only telling you what you'll
+find out to be the square truth if you stay on long enough. The
+authorities here will be equal to handling you if you try to buck
+against them."</p>
+<p>"But, sir, they have no right to touch me. This isn't French
+territory, or German, or any of those clamped-down places. The
+town's as English as Liverpool, and I'm a respectable man."</p>
+<p>"The trouble of it is," said Sheriff drily, "they say you are
+not. There are a limited number of white men here in Lagos--perhaps
+two hundred all told--and their businesses and sources of income
+are all more or less visible to the naked eye. Yours aren't. In the
+language of the--er--well--the police court, you've no visible
+means of subsistence, and yet you always turn out neat, and spruce,
+and tidy; you've always got tobacco; and apparently you must have
+meals now and again, though I can't say you've got particularly fat
+on them."</p>
+<p>"I've never been a rich man, sir. I've never earned high
+wages--only once as much as fifteen pounds a month--and there's the
+missis and the family to provide for; and, as a consequence, I've
+never had much to spend on myself. It would surprise a gentleman
+who's been wealthy like you, Mr. Sheriff, to see the way I can make
+half-a-crown spin out."</p>
+<p>"It surprises me to see how you've made nothing at all spin
+out," said Sheriff; "and as for the Lagos authorities I was
+speaking about, it's done more; it's made them suspicious. Hang it,
+man, be reasonable; you must see they are bound to be
+suspicious."</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle's brown face grew darker in tint, and he spoke
+with visible shame. "I've come by a living, sir, honest, but I
+couldn't bear it to be told aloud here to all the world how it was
+done. I may be down, Mr. Sheriff, but I have my pride still."</p>
+<p>Sheriff spread his hands helplessly. "That's no kind of answer,"
+he said. "They won't let you continue to stay here in Lagos on an
+explanation like that. Come now, Kettle, be sensible: put yourself
+in the authorities' place. They've got a town to administer--a big
+town--that not thirty years ago was the most murderous, fanatical,
+rowdy dwelling of slave-traders on the West Coast of Africa.
+To-day, by dint of careful shepherding, they've reduced it to a
+city of quiet respectability, with a smaller crime rate than
+Birmingham; and in fact made it into a model town suitable for a
+story-book. You don't see the Government much, but you bet it's
+there, and you bet it isn't asleep. You can bet also that the
+nigger people here haven't quite forgotten the old days, and would
+like to be up to a bit of mischief every now and again, just for
+old association's sake, which of course the Government is quite
+aware of.</p>
+<p>"Now there's nothing that can stir up niggers into ructions
+against a white man's government better than a white man, as has
+been proved tons of times already, and here are you already on the
+carpet quite equal to the job. I don't say you are up to mischief,
+nor does the Government, but you must see for yourself that they'd
+be fools if they didn't play for safety and ship you off out of
+harm's way."</p>
+<p>"I must admit," said Kettle ruefully, "that there's sense in
+what you say, sir."</p>
+<p>"Are you going to give a free and open explanation of your means
+of employment here in Lagos, and earn the right to stay on openly,
+or are you going to still stick to the mysterious?"</p>
+<p>The little sailor frowned. "No, sir," he said; "as I told you
+before, I have my pride."</p>
+<p>"Very-well, then. Now, are you going to be the Distressed
+Seaman, and be jeered at all the run home as you cadge round for
+your 'baccy money, or are you going to do the sensible thing, and
+step into this billet I've put in your way?"</p>
+<p>"You corner me."</p>
+<p>"I'm glad to hear it, and let me tell you it hasn't been for
+want of trying. Man, if I hadn't liked you, I would not have taken
+all this trouble to put a soft thing ready to your hand."</p>
+<p>"I believe you want service out of me in return, sir," said
+Kettle stiffly.</p>
+<p>Sheriff laughed. "You aren't the handiest man in the world to
+get on with, and if I hadn't been an easy-tempered chap I should
+have bidden you go to the deuce long enough ago. Of course, I want
+something out of you. A man who has just lost a fortune, and who is
+down on his luck like I am, can't afford to go in for pure
+philanthropy without any possible return. But, at the same time,
+I'm finding you a job at fifty pound a month with a fortnight's
+wages paid in advance, and I think you might be decently grateful.
+By your own telling, you never earned so much as four sovereigns a
+week before."</p>
+<p>"The wages were quite to my taste from the beginning, sir; don't
+think me ungrateful there. But what I didn't like was going to sea
+without knowing beforehand what I was expected to do. I didn't like
+it at first, and I refused the job then; and if I take it now,
+being, as you say, cornered, you're not to understand that it's
+grown any the tastier to me."</p>
+<p>"We shouldn't pay a skipper a big figure like that," said
+Sheriff drily, "if we didn't want something a bit more than, the
+ordinary out of him. You may take it you are getting fifteen pounds
+a month as standard pay, and the extra thirty-five for
+condescending to sail with sealed orders. But what I told you at
+first I repeat now: I've got a partner standing in with me over
+this business, and as he insists on the whole thing being kept
+absolutely dark till we're away at sea, I've no choice but to
+observe the conditions of partnership."</p>
+<p>Some thirty minutes later than this, Mr. Sheriff got out of his
+'rickshaw on the Marina and went into an office and inquired for
+Mr. White. One of the colored clerks (who, to do credit to his
+English education, affected to be utterly prostrated by the heat)
+replied with languor that Mr. White was upstairs; upon which
+Sheriff, mopping himself with a handkerchief, went up briskly.</p>
+<p>White, a gorgeously handsome young Hebrew, read success from his
+face at once. "I can see you've hooked your man," said he. "That's
+good business; we couldn't have got another as good anywhere. Have
+a cocktail?"</p>
+<p>"Don't mind if I do. It's been tough work persuading him. He's
+such a suspicious, conscientious little beggar. Shout for your boy
+to bring the cocktail, and when we're alone, I'll tell you about
+it."</p>
+<p>"I'll fix up your drink myself, old man. Where's the
+swizzle-stick? Oh, here, behind the Angostura bottle. And there's a
+fresh lime for you--got a basket of them in this morning. Now you
+yarn whilst I play barmaid."</p>
+<p>Mr. Sheriff tucked his feet on the arms of a long-chair and
+picked up a fan. He sketched in the account of his embassage with
+humorous phrase.</p>
+<p>The Hebrew had been liberal with his cocktail. He said himself
+that he made them so beautifully that no one could resist a second;
+and so, with a sigh of gusto, Sheriff gulped down number two and
+put the glass on the floor. "No," he said; "no more. They're
+heavenly, I'll grant, but no more. We shall want very clear heads
+for what's in front of us, and I'm not going to fuddle mine for a
+commencement. I can tell you we have been very nearly wrecked
+already. It was only by the skin of my teeth I managed to collar
+Master Kettle. I only got him because I happened to know something
+about him."</p>
+<p>"Did you threaten to get him into trouble over it? What's he
+done?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, nothing of that sort. But the man's got the pride of an
+emperor, and it came to my knowledge he'd been making a living out
+of fishing in the lagoon, and I worked on that. Look out of that
+window; it's a bit glary with the sun full on, but do you see those
+rows of stakes the nets are made fast on? Well, one of those
+belongs to Captain Owen Kettle, and he works there after dark like
+a native, and dressed as one. You know he's been so long living
+naked up in the bush that his hide's nearly black, and he can speak
+all the nigger dialects. But I guessed he'd never own up that he'd
+come so low as to compete with nigger fishermen, and I fixed things
+so that he thought he'd have to tell white Lagos what was his
+trade, or clear out of the colony one-time. It was quite a neat bit
+of diplomacy."</p>
+<p>"You have got a tongue in you," said White.</p>
+<p>"When a man's as broke as I am, and as desperate, he does his
+best in talk to get what he wants. But look here, Mr. White, now
+we've got Kettle, I want to be off and see the thing over and
+finished as soon as possible. It's the first time I've been hard
+enough pushed to meddle with this kind of racket, and I can't say I
+find it so savory that I'm keen on lingering over it."</p>
+<p>The Jew shrugged his shoulders. "We are going for money," he
+said. "Money is always hard to get, my boy, but it's nice, very
+nice, when you have it."</p>
+<p>Keen though Sheriff was to get this venture put to the trial,
+brimming with energy though he might be, it was quite out of the
+question that a start could be made at once. A small steamer they
+had already secured on charter, but she had to be manned, coaled,
+and provisioned, and all these things are not carried out as
+quickly in Lagos as they would be in Liverpool, even though there
+was a Kettle in command to do the driving. And, moreover, there
+were cablegrams to be sent, in tedious cypher, to London and
+elsewhere, to make the arrangements on which the success of the
+scheme would depend.</p>
+<p>The Jew was the prime mover in all this cabling. He had
+abundance of money in his pocket, and he spent it lavishly, and he
+practically lived in the neighborhood of the telegraph office. He
+was as affable as could be; he drank cocktails and champagne with
+the telegraph staff whenever they were offered; but over the nature
+of his business he was as close as an oyster.</p>
+<p>A breath of suspicion against the scheme would wreck it in an
+instant, and, as there was money to be made by carrying it through,
+the easy, lively, boisterous Mr. White was probably just then as
+cautious a man as there was in Africa.</p>
+<p>But preparations were finished at last, and one morning, when
+the tide served, the little steamer cast off from her wharf below
+the Marina, and steered for the pass at the further side of the
+lagoon.</p>
+<p>The bar was easy, and let her through with scarcely so much as a
+bit of spray to moisten the dry deck planks, and Sheriff pointed to
+the masts of a branch-boat which had struck the sand a week before,
+and had beaten her bottom out and sunk in ten minutes, and from
+these he drew good omens about this venture, and at the same time
+prettily complimented Kettle on his navigation.</p>
+<p>But Kettle refused to be drawn into friendliness. He coldly
+commented that luck and not skill was at the bottom of these
+matters, and that if the bar had shifted, he himself could have put
+this steamer on the ground as handily as the other man had piled up
+the branch-boat. He refused to come below and have a drink, saying
+that his place was on the bridge till he learned from observation
+that either of the two mates was a man to be trusted. And, finally,
+he inquired, with acid formality, as to whether his employers
+wished the steamer brought to an anchor in the roads, or whether
+they would condescend to give him a course to steer.</p>
+<p>Sheriff bade him curtly enough to "keep her going to the
+s'uth'ard," and then drew away his partner into the stifling little
+chart-house. "Now," he said, "you see how it is. Our little admiral
+up there is standing on his temper, and if he doesn't hear the plan
+of campaign, he's quite equal to making himself nasty."</p>
+<p>"I don't mind telling him some, but I'm hanged if I'm going to
+tell him all. There are too many in the secret already, what with
+you and the two in London; and as I keep on telling you, if one
+whiff of a suspicion gets abroad, the whole thing's busted, and a
+trap will be set that you and I will be caught in for a
+certainty."</p>
+<p>"Poof! We're at sea now, and no one can gossip beyond the walls
+of the ship. Besides Kettle is far too staunch to talk. He's the
+sort of man who can be as mum as the grave when he chooses. But if
+you persist in refusing to trust him, well, I tell you that the
+thought of what he may be up to makes me frightened."</p>
+<p>"Now look here, my boy," said White, "you force me to remind you
+that I'm senior partner here, and to repeat that what I say on this
+matter's going to be done. I flatly refuse to trust this Kettle
+with the whole yarn. We've hired him at an exorbitant fee--bought
+him body and soul, in fact, as I've no doubt he very well
+understands--and to my mind he's engaged to do exactly as he's
+told, without asking questions. But as you seem set on it, I'll
+meet you here; he may be told a bit. Fetch him down."</p>
+<p>But as Kettle refused to come below, on the chilly plea of
+business, the partner went out under the awnings of the upper
+bridge, where the handsome White, with boisterous, open-hearted
+friendliness, did his best to hustle the little sailor into quick
+good humor.</p>
+<p>"Don't blame me, Skipper, or Sheriff here either, for the matter
+of that, for making all this mystery. We're just a couple of paid
+agents, and the bigger men at the back insisted that we should keep
+our mouths shut till the right time. There's nothing wrong with
+this caution, I'm sure you'll be the first to say. You see they
+couldn't tell from that distance what sort of man we should be able
+to pick up at Lagos. I guess they never so much as dreamed that
+we'd have the luck to persuade a chap like you to join."</p>
+<p>"You are very polite, sir," said Kettle formally.</p>
+<p>"Not a bit of it. I'm not the sort of boy to chuck civility away
+on an incompetent man. Now look here, Captain. We're on for making
+a big pile in a very short time, and you can stand in to finger
+your share if you'll, only take your whack of the work."</p>
+<p>"There's no man living more capable of hard work than me, sir,
+and no man keener to make a competence. I've got a wife that I'd
+like to see a lot better off than I've ever been able to make her
+so far."</p>
+<p>"I'm sure Mrs. Kettle deserves affluence, and please the pigs
+she shall have it."</p>
+<p>"But it isn't every sovereign that might be put in her way,"
+said the sailor meaningly, "that Mrs. Kettle would care to
+use."</p>
+<p>"I guess I find every sovereign that comes to my fingers
+contains twenty useful shillings."</p>
+<p>"I will take your word for it, sir. Mrs. Kettle prefers to know
+that the few she handles are cleanly come by."</p>
+<p>Mr. White gritted his handsome teeth, shrugged his shoulders,
+and made as if he intended to go down off the bridge. But Sheriff
+stopped him. "We'd better have it out," Sheriff suggested; "as well
+now as later."</p>
+<p>"Put it in your own words, then. I don't seem able to get
+started. You," he added significantly, "know as well as I do what
+to say."</p>
+<p>"Very well. Now, look here, Kettle. This mystery game has gone
+on long enough, and you've got to be put on the ground floor, like
+the rest of us. Did you ever dabble in stocks?"</p>
+<p>"No, sir."</p>
+<p>"But you know what they are?"</p>
+<p>"I've heard the minister I sit under ashore give his opinion
+from the pulpit on the Stock Exchange, and those who do business
+there. The minister of our chapel, sir, is a man I always agree
+with."</p>
+<p>This was sufficiently unpromising, but Sheriff went doggedly on.
+"I see your way of looking at it: the whole crowd of stock
+operators are a gang of thieves that no decent man would care to
+touch?"</p>
+<p>"That's much my notion."</p>
+<p>"And they are quite unworthy of protection?"</p>
+<p>"They can rob one another to their heart's content for all I
+care."</p>
+<p>Sheriff smiled grimly. "That's what I wanted to hear you say,
+Captain. This cruise we are on now is not exactly a pleasure
+trip."</p>
+<p>"I guessed that, of course, from the pay that was offered."</p>
+<p>"What we are after is this: the Cape to England telegraph cable
+stops at several places on the road, and we want to get hold of one
+of the stations and work it for our own purposes for an hour or so.
+If we can do that, our partners in London will bring off a
+speculation in South African shares that will set the whole lot of
+us up for life."</p>
+<p>"And who pays the piper? I mean where will the money for your
+profit come from?"</p>
+<p>White was quicker than Sheriff to grasp the situation. "From
+inside the four walls of the Stock Exchange. S'elp me, Captain, you
+needn't pity them. There are lots of men there, my friends too, who
+would have played the game themselves if they had been sharp enough
+to think of it. We have to be pretty keen in the speculation
+business if we want to make money out of it."</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle buttoned his coat, and stepped to the further end
+of the bridge with an elaborate show of disgust. "You are on the
+Stock Exchange yourself, sir?"</p>
+<p>"Er--connected with it, Captain."</p>
+<br>
+<a name="page143.jpg"></a>
+<p class="ctr"><img src="images/page143.jpg" width="45%" alt=
+""><br>
+<b>"You insolent little blackguard, you dare to speak to me like
+that!".</b></p>
+<br>
+<p>"I can quite understand our minister's opinion of stock gamblers
+now. Perhaps some day you may hear it for yourself. He's a great
+man for visiting jails and carrying comfort to the afflicted."</p>
+<p>"By gad!" said White, "you insolent little blackguard, you dare
+to speak to me like that!"</p>
+<p>"I use what words I choose," said Kettle, truculently. "I'd have
+said the same to your late King Solomon if I hadn't liked his ways;
+but if I was pocketing his pay, I should have carried out his
+orders all the same." He bent down to the voice hatch, and gave a
+bearing to the black quartermaster in the wheel-house below, and
+the little steamer, which had by this time left behind her the
+vessels transhipping cargo in the roads, canted off on a new course
+to the southward.</p>
+<p>"Hullo," said Sheriff, "what's that mean? Where are you off to
+now?"</p>
+<p>Kettle mentioned the name of a lonely island standing by itself
+in the Atlantic.</p>
+<p>But Sheriff and the Jew were visibly startled. Mr. Sheriff
+mopped at a very damp forehead with his pocket handkerchief. "Have
+you heard anything then?" he asked, "or did you just guess?"</p>
+<p>"I heard nothing before, or I should not have signed on for this
+trip, sir. But having come so far I'm going to earn out my pay.
+What's done will not be on my conscience. The shipmaster's
+blameless in these matters; it's the owner who drives him that
+earns his punishment in the hereafter; and that's sound
+theology."</p>
+<p>"But how did you guess, man, how did you know where we were
+bound?"</p>
+<p>"A shipmaster knows cable stations as well as he knows owners'
+agents' offices ashore. Any fool who had been told your game would
+have put his finger on that island at once. That's the loneliest
+place where the cable goes ashore all up and down the coast, and it
+isn't British, and what more could you want?"</p>
+<p>With these meagre assurances, Messieurs Sheriff and White had to
+be content, as no others were forthcoming. Captain Kettle refused
+to be drawn into further talk upon the subject, and the pair went
+below to the stuffy little cabin more than a trifle disconsolate.
+"Well, here's the man you talked so big about," said White,
+bitterly. "As soon as we get out at sea, he shows himself in his
+true colors. Why, he's a blooming Methodist. But if he sells us
+when it comes to the point, and there's a chance of my getting
+nabbed, by gad I'll murder him like I would a rat."</p>
+<p>"If he offers a scrimmage," said Sheriff, "you take my tip, and
+clear out. He's a regular glutton for a fight; I know he's armed;
+and he could shoot the buttons off your coat at twenty yards. No,
+Mr. White; make the best or the worst of Captain Kettle as you
+choose, but don't come to fisticuffs with him, or as sure as you
+are living now, you'll finish out on the under side then. And mind,
+I'm not talking by guess-work. I know."</p>
+<p>"I shall not stick at much if this show's spoiled. Why, the
+money was as good as in our pockets, if he hadn't cut up
+awkward."</p>
+<p>"Don't throw up the sponge till some one else does it for you.
+Look here, I know this man Kettle a lot better than you do. He
+wants the pay very badly. And when it comes to sticking up the
+cable station, you'll see him do the work of any ten like us. I
+tell you, he's a regular demon when it comes to a scuffle."</p>
+<p>It was in this attitude, then, that the three principal members
+of the little steamer's complement voyaged down over those warm
+tropical seas which lay between Lagos and the isle of their hopes
+and fears. Two of them kept together, and perfected the detail of
+their plans for use in every contingency; but the other kept
+himself icily apart, and for an occupation, when the business of
+the ship did not require his eye, wrapped himself up in the labor
+of literary production. He even refused to partake of meals at the
+same table with his employers.</p>
+<p>The island first appeared to them as a huddle of mountains
+sprouting out of the sea, which grew green as they came more near,
+and which finally showed great masses of foliage growing to the
+crown of the splintered heights, with a surf frilling the bays and
+capes at their foot. There was a town in the hug of one of these
+bays, and toward it the little steamer rolled as though she had
+been an ordinary legitimate trader. She brought up to an anchor in
+the jaws of the bay, half-way between the lighthouse and the
+rectangular white building on the further beach, and after due
+delay, a negro doctor, pulled up by a surf-boat full of other
+negroes, came off and gave her pratique.</p>
+<p>The rectangular white building, standing in the sea breeze by
+itself away from the town beyond, was the cable station, but for
+the present they faced it with their backs. Kettle had seen it
+before; the other two acted as though it were the last thing to
+trouble their minds. There was no going ashore for any of them yet;
+indeed, the less they advertised their personal identity, the more
+chance there was of getting off untraced afterward.</p>
+<p>Night fell with such suddenness that one could almost have
+imagined the sun was permanently extinguished. Round the rim of the
+bay lights began to kindle, and presently (when the wind came off
+the land) strains of music floated out to them.</p>
+<p>"Some saint's day," Sheriff commented.</p>
+<p>"St. Agatha's," said Kettle with a sigh.</p>
+<p>"Hello, Kettle. I thought you were a straight-laced chapel goer.
+What have you to do with saints and their days?"</p>
+<p>"I was told that one once, sir, and I can't help remembering it.
+You see the date is February 5th, and that's my eldest youngster's
+birthday."</p>
+<p>Sheriff swore. "I wish you'd drop that sort of sentimental bosh,
+Skipper; especially now. I want to get this business over first,
+and then, when I go back with plenty in my pocket, I can begin to
+think of family pleasures and cares again. Come now, have you
+thought out what we can do with the steamer after we've finished
+our job here?"</p>
+<p>"Run up with the coast and sink her, and then go ashore in the
+surf-boat at some place where the cable doesn't call, and leave
+that as soon as possible for somewhere else."</p>
+<p>"It will be a big saving of necks," said Kettle drily. "Why sir,
+you've been a steamer-owner in your time, and you must know how
+we're fixed. You've given up your papers here, and you're known.
+You can't go into another port in the whole wide world without
+papers, and as far as forging a new set, why that's a thing that
+hasn't been done this thirty years outside a story-book."</p>
+<p>Mr. White came up to hear. "I don't see that," he said.</p>
+<p>"You fellows don't understand everything in Jerusalem," said
+Kettle, with a cheerful insult, and walked away. Captain Kettle
+regarded Sheriff as a gull, and pitied him accordingly; but White
+he recognized as principal knave, and disliked him accordingly.</p>
+<p>But when the start was made for the raid, some hour and a half
+before the dawn, Kettle was not backward in fulfilling his paid-for
+task. Himself he saw a surf-boat lowered into the water and manned
+by black Krooboy paddlers; himself he saw his two employers down on
+the thwarts, and then followed them; and himself he sat beside the
+head-man who straddled in the stern sheets at the steering oar, and
+gave him minute directions.</p>
+<p>The boat was avoiding the bay altogether. She was making for the
+strip of sand in front of the cable station, and except when she
+was shouldered up on the back of a roller, the goal was out of
+sight all the time.</p>
+<p>"There's a rare swell running, and it's a mighty bad beach
+to-night," Kettle commented. "I hope you gentlemen can swim, for
+the odds are you'll have to do it inside the next ten minutes."</p>
+<p>"If we are spilt getting ashore," said White, "how do you say
+we'll get off again?"</p>
+<p>"The Lord knows," said Kettle.</p>
+<p>"Well, you're a cheerful companion, anyway."</p>
+<p>"I wasn't paid for a yacht skippering job and asked to say nice
+things which weren't true. But if you don't fancy the prospect, go
+back and try a trade that's less risky. You mayn't like honest
+work, but it strikes me this kind of contract's out your weight
+anyway."</p>
+<p>The Jew looked as if he would like to let loose his tongue, and
+perhaps handle a weapon, but his motto was "business first," and he
+could not afford to have an open fracas with Kettle then. So he
+swallowed his resentment, and said, "Get on," and clung dizzily on
+to his thwart.</p>
+<p>As each roller passed tinder her, the surf-boat swooped higher
+and higher, and the laboring paddles seemed to give her less and
+less momentum. The head-man strained at the steering oar. The
+Krooboys had hard work to keep their perches on the gunwale.</p>
+<p>At last the head-man shouted, and the paddles ceased. They were
+waiting for a smooth. Roller after roller swept under them, and the
+boat rode them dizzily, but kept her place just beyond the outer
+edge of the surf. From over his shoulder, the head-man watched the
+charging seas with animal intentness. Then with a sudden shriek he
+gave the word, and the paddles stabbed the water into spray. The
+heavy boat rushed forward again, and a great towering sea rushed
+after her. It reared her up, stern uppermost, and passed, leaving
+her half swamped by its foaming passage; and then came another sea,
+and the boat broached to and spilt. The Krooboys jumped like black
+frogs from either gunwale, and Kettle jumped also, and made his way
+easily to the sand, being used to this experience. But Sheriff was
+pulled on to the beach with difficulty, and the Jew was hauled
+there in a state verging on the unconscious. He looked at the
+fearsome surf, and shuddered openly. "How shall we get off again?"
+he gasped.</p>
+<p>"More swimming," said Kettle tersely. "And perhaps not manage it
+at all. You'd better give up the game, and go off decently
+to-morrow morning from the Custom House wharf."</p>
+<p>But Mr. White, whatever might be the list of his failings, was
+certainly possessed of dogged pluck, and as he had got that far
+with his enterprise, did not intend to desert it. He got rid of the
+sea-water that was within him, and resolutely led the way to the
+cable station, which loomed square and solid through the dusk.
+Sheriff followed, and Captain Kettle, with his hands in his
+pockets, brought up the rear. The Krooboys, according to their
+orders, stayed on the beach, brought in the boat, collected her
+furniture, and got all ready for relaunching.</p>
+<p>White seemed to know the way as if he had been there before. He
+went up to the building, entered through an open door, and strode
+quietly in his rubber-soled shoes along a dark passage. At the end
+was a room in partial darkness, and a man who watched a spot of
+light which darted hither and back, and between whiles wrote upon
+paper. To him White went up, and clapped a cold revolver muzzle
+against the nape of his neck.</p>
+<p>"Now," he said, "I want the loan of your instrument for about an
+hour. If you resist, you'll be shot. The noise of the shot will
+bring out the other men on the station, and they'll be killed also.
+There are plenty of us here, and we are well armed, and we intend
+to have our own way. If you are not anything short of a fool,
+you'll go and sit on that chair, and keep quiet till you're given
+leave to talk."</p>
+<p>"I don't think I'll argue it with you," said the operator
+coolly. He got up and sat where he was told, and Kettle, according
+to arrangement, stood guard over him. "I suppose you malefactors
+know," he added, "that there are certain pains and penalties
+attached to this sort of amusement, and that you are bound to get
+caught quite soon, whether you shoot me or let me go?"</p>
+<p>Nobody answered him. White had sat down at the instrument table,
+and was tapping out messages like a man well accustomed to the
+work.</p>
+<p>"Of course with those black mask things over your faces I
+couldn't recognize you again, even if I was put in the box; but, my
+good chaps, your steamer's known, there's no getting over that.
+Much better clear out before any mischief's done, and own up you've
+made a mistake."</p>
+<p>White turned on the man with a sudden fury. "If you don't keep
+your silly mouth shut, I'll have you throttled," he threatened, and
+after that the only noise that broke the silence was the
+<i>tap--taptap--taptapping</i> of the telegraph instrument.</p>
+<p>Only two men in that darkened room knew what message was being
+dispatched, and these were White and the dispossessed operator. The
+one worked with cool, steady industry, and the other listened with
+strained intentness. Sheriff was outside the door keeping guard on
+the rest of the house. But Kettle, from his station behind the
+operator's chair, listened with a strange disquietude. He had been
+told that the object of the raid was to arrange a stock exchange
+robbery, and to this he had tacitly agreed. According to his narrow
+creed (as gathered from the South Shields chapel) none but rogues
+and thieves dealt in stocks and shares, and if these chose to rob
+one another, an honest man might well look on non-interferent. But
+what guarantee had he that this robbery was not planned to draw
+plunder from the outside public as well? The pledged word of Mr.
+White. And that was worth? He smiled disdainfully when he thought
+of the slenderness of its value.</p>
+<p><i>Tap--taptap--tap--tap--taptap</i>, said the tantalizing
+instrument, going steadily on with its hidden speech.</p>
+<p>The stifling heat of the room seemed to get more oppressive. The
+mystery of the thing beat against Kettle's brain.</p>
+<p>Of course he could not read the deposed operator's thoughts,
+though he could see easily that the man was reading the messages
+which White was so glibly sending off. But it was clear that the
+man's agitation was growing; growing, too, out of all proportion to
+the coolness he had shown when his room was first invaded. At last
+an exclamation was forced from him, almost, as it seemed,
+involuntarily. "Oh, you ghastly scoundrel," he murmured, and on
+that Kettle spoke. He could not stand the mystery any longer.</p>
+<p>"Tell me," he said, "exactly what message that man's
+sending."</p>
+<p>"But I forbid you to do any such thing," said White, and reached
+for his revolver. But before his fingers touched it, he looked up
+and saw Kettle's weapon covering him.</p>
+<p>"You put that down," came the crisp order, and White obeyed it
+nervously enough.</p>
+<p>"And now go and stand in the middle of the room till I give you
+leave to shift."</p>
+<p>White did this also. He grasped the fact that Captain Kettle was
+not in a mood to be trifled with.</p>
+<p>"Now, Mr. Telegraph Clerk, as you understand this tack-hammer
+language, and as I could see you've been following all the messages
+that's been sent, just tell me the whole lot of it, please, as near
+as you can remember."</p>
+<p>"He called up London first, and gave what sounded like a
+registered address, and sent the word 'corruscate.' That's probably
+code; anyway I don't know what it meant. Then he called the Cape,
+and sent a message to the Governor. He hadn't got to the end, and
+there was no signature, but it was evidently intended to make them
+believe that it was sent from the Colonial Office at home."</p>
+<p>"Well," said Kettle, "what was the message?"</p>
+<p>"Good Lord, man, he's directing the Governor to declare war on
+the Transvaal. You know there's been trouble with them lately, and
+they'll believe that it comes from the right place. If this is some
+stock-jobbing plant--"</p>
+<p>"It is."</p>
+<p>"Then, by heavens, it'll be carried through unless you let me
+stop it at once. The thing's plausible enough--"</p>
+<p>But here White recovered from his temporary scare, and cut in
+with a fine show of authority. "S'help me, Kettle, you're making a
+pretty mess of things. You make me knock off in the middle of a
+message, and they'll not know what's up at the other end if I don't
+go on. Look at that mirror."</p>
+<p>"I see the spot of light winking about."</p>
+<p>"That's the operator at the next station calling me."</p>
+<p>"But is it true what this gentleman's been telling me?"</p>
+<p>"I suppose it is, more or less. But what of that? What did you
+lose your temper for like this? You knew quite well what we came
+here for."</p>
+<p>"I knew you came to steal money from stockbrokers. I knew
+nothing about going to try and run my country in for a war."</p>
+<p>"Poof, that's nothing. The war would not hurt you and me.
+Besides, it must go on now. I've cabled my partner in London to be
+a bear in Kaffirs for all he's worth. We must smash all the
+instruments here so they can't contradict the news, and then be
+off."</p>
+<p>"Your partner can be a bear or any other kind of beast, in any
+sort of niggers he chooses, but I'm not going to let you run
+England into war at any price."</p>
+<p>"Pah, my good man, what does that matter to you? What's England
+ever done for you?"</p>
+<p>"I live there," said Kettle, "when I'm at home, and as I've
+lived everywhere else in the world, I'm naturally a bit more fond
+of the old shop than if I'd never gone away from her beach. No, Mr.
+White, England's never done anything special for me that I could,
+so to speak, put my finger on, but--ah would you!"</p>
+<p>White, in desperation, had made a grab at the revolver lying on
+the instrument table, but with a quick rush Kettle possessed
+himself of it, and Mr. White found himself again looking down the
+muzzle of Captain Kettle's weapon.</p>
+<p>But a moment later the aim was changed. Sheriff, hearing the
+whispered talk, had come in through the doorway to see what it was
+about, and promptly found himself favored in his turn.</p>
+<p>"Shift your pistol to muzzle end, and bring it here."</p>
+<p>Sheriff obeyed the order promptly. He had seen enough of Captain
+Kettle's usefulness as a marksman not to dispute his wishes.</p>
+<p>"Did you know that we came here to stir up a war between our
+folks at home and the Transvaal?"</p>
+<p>"I suppose so."</p>
+<p>"And smash up the telegraph instruments afterward, so that it
+could not be contradicted till it was well under way?"</p>
+<p>"That would have been necessary."</p>
+<p>"And you remember what you told me on that steamboat? Oh! you
+liar!" said Kettle, and Sheriff winced.</p>
+<p>"I'm so beastly hard up," he said.</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle might have commented on his own poverty, but he
+did not do this. Instead, he said: "Now we'll go back to the ship,
+and of course you'll have to scuttle her just as if you'd brought
+off your game here successfully. Run England in for a bloody war,
+would you, just for some filthy money? By James! no. Come, march.
+And you, Mr. Telegraph Clerk, get under weigh with that deaf and
+dumb alphabet of yours, and ring up the Cape, and tell them what's
+been sent is all a joke, and there's to be no war at all."</p>
+<p>"I'll do that, you may lay your heart on it," said the operator.
+"But Mr. I-don't-know-what-your-name-is, look here. Hadn't you
+better stay? I'll see things are put all right. But if you go off
+with those two sharks, it might be dangerous."</p>
+<p>"Thank you, kindly, sir," said Kettle; "but I'm a man that's
+been accustomed to look after myself all the world over, and I'm
+not likely to get hurt now. Those two may be sharks, as you say,
+but I'm not altogether a simple little lamb myself."</p>
+<p>"I shall be a bit uneasy for you. You're a good soul whoever you
+may be, and I'd like to do something for you if I could."</p>
+<p>"Then, sir," said Kettle, "just keep quiet, here, and get on
+with your work contradicting that wire, and don't send for any of
+those little Portuguese soldiers with guns to see us off. It's a
+bad beach, and we mayn't get off first try, and if they started to
+annoy us whilst we were at work, I might have to shoot some of
+them, which would be a trouble."</p>
+<p>"I'll see to that," said the operator. "We'll just shake hands
+if you don't mind, before you go. There's more man to the cubic
+inch about you than in any other fellow I've come across for a long
+time. I've no club at home now, or I'd ask you to look me up. But I
+dare say we shall meet again some time. So long."</p>
+<p>"Good-by, sir," said Kettle, and shook the operator by the hand.
+Then he turned, and drove the other two raiders before him out of
+the house, and down to the beach, and, with the Krooboys, applied
+himself to launching the surf-boat through the breakers.</p>
+<p>"Run the old shop into a war, would you?" he soliloquized to two
+very limp, unconscious figures, as the Krooboys got the surf-boat
+afloat after the third upset. "It's queer what some men will do for
+money." And then, a minute later, he muttered to himself: "By
+James! look at that dawn coming up behind the island there; yellow
+as a lemon. Now, that is fine. I can make a bit of poetry out of
+that."</p>
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr style="width: 35%;">
+<br>
+<br>
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_VII"></a>CHAPTER VII</h2>
+<h3>THE DERELICT</h3>
+<br>
+<p>"Her cargo'll have shifted," said the third mate, "and when she
+got that list her people will have felt frightened and left
+her."</p>
+<p>"She's a scary look to her, with her yard-arms spiking every
+other sea," said Captain Image, "and her decks like the side of a
+house. I shouldn't care to navigate a craft that preferred to lie
+down on her beam ends myself."</p>
+<p>"Take this glass, sir, and you'll see the lee quarter-boat
+davit-tackles are overhauled. That means they got at least one boat
+in the water. To my mind she's derelict."</p>
+<p>"Yard-arm tackles rigged and overhauled, too," said Captain
+Image. "She'll have carried a big boat on the top of that house
+amidships, and that's gone, too. Well, I hope her crew have got to
+dry land somewhere, or been picked up, poor beggars. Nasty things,
+those old wind-jammers, Mr. Strake. Give me steam."</p>
+<p>"But there's a pile of money in her still," said the third mate,
+following up his own thoughts. "She's an iron ship, and she'll be
+two thousand tons, good. Likely enough in the 'Frisco grain trade.
+Seems to me a new ship, too; anyway, she's got those humbugging
+patent tops'ls."</p>
+<p>"And you're thinking she'd be a nice plum if we could pluck her
+in anywhere?" said Image, reading what was in his mind.</p>
+<p>"Well, me lad, I know that as well as you, and no one would be
+pleaseder to pocket &pound;300. But the old <i>M'poso's</i> a
+mailboat, and because she's got about a quarter of a hundredweight
+of badly spelt letters on board, she can't do that sort of salvage
+work if there's no life-saving thrown in as an extra reason.
+Besides, we're behind time as it is, with smelling round for so
+much cargo, and though I shall draw my two and a-half per cent, on
+that, I shall have it all to pay away again, and more to boot, in
+fines for being late. No, I tell you it isn't all sheer profit and
+delight in being skipper on one of those West African coast boats.
+And there's another thing: the Chief was telling me only this
+morning that they've figured it very close on the coal. We only
+have what'll take us to Liverpool ourselves, without trying to pull
+a yawing, heavy, towing thing like that on behind us."</p>
+<p>Strake drummed at the white rail of the bridge. He was a very
+young man, and he was very keen on getting the chance of
+distinguishing himself; and here, on the warm, windless swells
+abeam, the chance seemed to sit beckoning him. "I've been thinking,
+sir, if you can lend me half a dozen men, I could take her in
+somewhere myself."</p>
+<p>"I'm as likely to lend you half a dozen angels. Look at the deck
+hands; look at the sickly trip this has been. We've had to put some
+of them on double tricks at the wheel already, and as for getting
+any painting done, or having the ship cleaned up a bit, why, I can
+see we shall go into Liverpool as dirty as a Geordie collier.
+Besides, Mr. Strake, I believe I've told you once or twice already
+that you're not much use yourself, but anyway you're the best
+that's left, and I'm having to stand watch and watch with you as it
+is. If the mate gets out of his bed between here and home, it'll be
+to go over the side, and the second mate's nearly as bad with that
+nasty blackwater fever only just off him; and there you are. Mr.
+Strake, if you have a penn'oth of brains stowed away anywhere, I
+wish to whiskers you'd show 'em sometimes."</p>
+<p>"Old man's mad at losing a nice lump of salvage," thought
+Strake. "Natural, I guess." So he said quietly: "Ay, ay, sir," and
+walked away to the other end of the bridge.</p>
+<p>Captain Image followed him half-way, but stopped irresolutely
+with his hand on the engine-room telegraph. On the fore main deck
+below him his old friend, Captain Owen Kettle, was leaning on the
+rail, staring wistfully at the derelict.</p>
+<p>"Poor beggar," Image mused, "'tisn't hard to guess what he's
+thinking about. I wonder if I could fix it for him to take her
+home. It might set him on his legs again, and he's come low enough,
+Lord knows. If I hadn't given him a room in the first-class for old
+times' sake, he'd have had to go home, after his trouble on the
+West Coast, as a distressed seaman, and touch his cap to me when I
+passed. I've not done badly by him, but I shall have to pay for
+that room in the first-class out of my own pocket, and if he was to
+take that old wind-jammer in somewhere, he'd fork out, and very
+like give me a dash besides.</p>
+<p>"Yes, I will say that about Kettle; he's honest as a barkeeper,
+and generous besides. He's a steamer sailor, of course, and has
+been most of these years, and how he'll do the white wings business
+again, Lord only knows. Forget he hasn't got engines till it's too
+late, and then drown himself probably. However, that's his palaver.
+Where we're going to scratch him up a crew from's the thing that
+bothers me. Well, we'll see." He leaned down over the bridge rail,
+and called.</p>
+<p>Kettle looked up.</p>
+<p>"Here a minute, Captain."</p>
+<p>Poor Kettle's eye lit, and he came up the ladders with a boy's
+quickness.</p>
+<p>Image nodded toward the deserted vessel. "Fine full-rigger,
+hasn't she been? What do you make her out for?"</p>
+<p>"'Frisco grain ship. Stuff in bulk. And it's shifted."</p>
+<p>"Looks that way. Have you forgotten all your 'mainsail haul' and
+the square-rig gymnastics?"</p>
+<p>"I'm hard enough pushed now to remember even the theory-sums
+they taught at navigation school if I thought they would serve
+me."</p>
+<p>"I know. And I'm as sorry for you, Captain, as I can hold. But
+you see, it's this: I'm short of sailormen; I've barely enough to
+steer and keep the decks clean; anyway I've none to spare."</p>
+<p>"I don't ask for fancy goods," said Kettle eagerly. "Give me
+anything with hands on it--apes, niggers, stokers, what you like,
+and I'll soon teach them their dancing steps."</p>
+<p>Captain Image pulled at his moustache. "The trouble of it is, we
+are short everywhere. It's been a sickly voyage, this. I couldn't
+let you have more than two out of the stokehold, and even if we
+take those, the old Chief will be fit to eat me. You could do
+nothing with that big vessel with only two beside yourself."</p>
+<p>"Let me go round and see. I believe I can rake up enough hands
+somehow."</p>
+<p>"Well, you must be quick about it," said Image. "I've wasted
+more than enough time already. I can only give you five minutes,
+Captain. Oh, by the way, there's a nigger stowaway from Sarry Leone
+you can take if you like. He's a stonemason or some such
+foolishness, and I don't mind having him drowned. If you hammer him
+enough, probably he'll learn how to put some weight on a
+brace."</p>
+<p>"That stonemason's just the man I can use," said Kettle. "Get
+him for me. I'll never forget your kindness over this, Captain, and
+you may depend upon me to do the square thing by you if I get her
+home."</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle ran off down the bridge and was quickly out of
+sight, and hard at his quest for volunteers. Captain Image waited a
+minute, and he turned to his third mate. "Now, me lad," he said, "I
+know you're disappointed; but with the other mates sick like they
+are, it's just impossible for me to let you go. If I did, the
+Company would sack me, and the dirty Board of Trade would probably
+take away my ticket. So you may as well do the kind, and help poor
+old Cappie Kettle. You see what he's come down to, through no fault
+of his own. You're young, and you're full to the coamings with
+confidence. I'm older, and I know that luck may very well get up
+and hit me, and I'll be wanting a helping hand myself. It's a
+rotten, undependable trade, this sailoring. You might just call the
+carpenter, and get the cover off that smaller lifeboat."</p>
+<p>"You think he'll get a crew, then, sir, and not our
+deckhands?"</p>
+<p>"Him? He'll get some things with legs and arms to them, if he
+has to whittle 'em out of kindling-wood. It's not that that'll stop
+Cappie Kettle now, me lad."</p>
+<p>The third mate went off, sent for the carpenter, and started to
+get a lifeboat cleared and ready for launching. Captain Image fell
+to anxiously pacing the upper bridge, and presently Kettle came
+back to him.</p>
+<p>"Well, Captain," he said, "I got a fine crew to volunteer, if
+you can see your way to let me have them. There's a fireman and a
+trimmer, both English; there's a third-class passenger--a Dago of
+some sort, I think he is, that was a ganger on the Congo
+railway--and there's Mr. Dayton-Philipps; and if you send me along
+your nigger stonemason, that'll make a good, strong ship's
+company."</p>
+<p>"Dayton-Philipps!" said Image. "Why, he's an officer in the
+English Army, and he's been in command of Haussa troops on the Gold
+Coast, and he's been some sort of a Resident, or political thing up
+in one of those nigger towns at the back there. What's he want to
+go for?"</p>
+<p>"Said he'd come for the fun of the thing."</p>
+<p>Captain Image gave a grim laugh. "Well, I think he'll find all
+the fun he's any use for before he's ashore again. Extraordinary
+thing some people can't see they're well off when they've got a job
+ashore. Now, Mr. Strake, hurry with that boat and get her lowered
+away. You're to take charge and bring her back; and mind, you're
+not to leave the captain here and his gang aboard if the vessel's
+too badly wrecked to be safe."</p>
+<p>He turned to Kettle. "Excuse my giving that last order, old man,
+but I know how keen you are, and I'm not going to let you go off to
+try and navigate a sieve. You're far too good a man to be drowned
+uselessly."</p>
+<p>The word was "Hurry," now that the final decision had been
+given, and the davit tackles squeaked out as the lifeboat jerked
+down toward the water. She rode there at the end of her painter,
+and the three rowers and the third mate fended her off, while
+Kettle's crew of nondescripts scrambled unhandily down to take
+their places. The negro stowaway refused stubbornly to leave the
+steamer, and so was lowered ignominiously in a bowline, and then,
+as he still objected loudly that he came from Sa' Leone, and was a
+free British subject, some one crammed a bucket over his head,
+amidst the uproarious laughter of the onlookers.</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle swung himself down the swaying Jacob's ladder,
+and the boat's painter was cast off; and under three oars she moved
+slowly off over the hot sun-kissed swells. Advice and farewells
+boomed like a thunderstorm from the steamer, and an animated frieze
+of faces and figures and waving headgear decorated her rail.</p>
+<p>Ahead of them, the quiet ship shouldered clumsily over the
+rollers, now gushing down till she dipped her martingale, now
+swooping up again, sending whole cataracts of water swirling along
+her waist.</p>
+<p>The men in the boat regarded her with curious eyes as they drew
+nearer. Even the three rowers turned their heads, and were called
+to order therefor by the mate at the tiller. A red ensign was
+seized jack downward in her main rigging, the highest note of the
+sailorman's agony of distress. On its wooden case, in her starboard
+fore-rigging, a dioptric lens sent out the faint green glow of a
+lamp's light into the sunshine.</p>
+<p>The third mate drew attention to this last "Lot of oil in that
+lamp," he said, "or it means they haven't deserted her very long.
+To my mind, it must have been in yesterday's breeze her cargo
+shifted, and scared her people into leaving her."</p>
+<p>"We shall see," said Kettle, still staring intently ahead.</p>
+<p>The boat was run up cannily alongside, and Kettle jumped into
+the main chains and clambered on board over the bulwarks. "Now,
+pass up my crew, Mr. Strake," said he.</p>
+<p>"I'm coming myself next, if you don't mind," said the third
+mate, and did so. "Must obey the old man's orders," he explained,
+as they stood together on the sloping decks. "You heard yourself
+what he said, Captain."</p>
+<p>"Well, Mr. Mate," said Kettle grimly, "I hope you'll decide
+she's seaworthy, because, whatever view you take of it, as I've got
+this far, here I'm going to stay."</p>
+<p>The mate frowned. He was a young man; he was here in authority,
+and he had a great notion of making his authority felt. Captain
+Kettle was to him merely a down-on-his-luck free-passage nobody,
+and as the mate was large and lusty he did not anticipate trouble.
+So he remarked rather crabbedly that he was going to obey his
+orders, and went aft along the slanting deck.</p>
+<p>It was clear that the vessel had been swept--badly swept.
+Ropes-ends streamed here and there and overboard in every
+direction, and everything movable had been carried away eternally
+by the sea. A goodly part of the starboard bulwarks had vanished,
+and the swells gushed in and out as they chose. But the hatch
+tarpaulins and companions were still in place; and though it was
+clear from the list (which was so great that they could not walk
+without holding on) that her cargo was badly shifted, there was no
+evidence so far that she was otherwise than sound.</p>
+<p>The third mate led the way on to the poop, opened the companion
+doors and slide, and went below. Kettle followed. There was a cabin
+with state rooms off it, littered, but dry. Strake went down on his
+knees beneath the table, searching for something. "Lazaret hatch
+ought to be down here," he explained. "I want to see in there. Ah,
+it is."</p>
+<p>He got his fingers in the ring and pulled it back. Then he
+whistled. "Half-full of water," he said. "I thought so from the way
+she floated. It's up to the beams down here. Likely enough she'll
+have started a plate somewhere. 'Fraid it's no go for you, Captain.
+Why, if a breeze was to come on, half the side of her might drop
+out, and she'd go down like a stone."</p>
+<p>Now to Kettle's honor be it said (seeing what he had in his
+mind) he did not tackle the man as he knelt there peering into the
+lazaret. Instead he waited till he stood up again, and then made
+his statement coldly and deliberately.</p>
+<p>"This ship's not too dangerous for me, and I choose to judge.
+And if she'll do for me, she's good enough for the crew I've got in
+your boat. Now I want them on deck, and at work without any more
+palaver."</p>
+<p>"Do you, by God!" said the mate, and then the pair of them
+closed without any further preliminaries. They were both of them
+well used to quick rough-and-tumbles, and they both of them knew
+that the man who gets the first grip in these wrestles usually
+wins, and instinctively each tried to act on that knowledge.</p>
+<p>But if the third mate had bulk and strength, Kettle had science
+and abundant wiriness; and though the pair of them lost their
+footing on the sloping cabin floor at the first embrace, and
+wriggled over and under like a pair of eels, Captain Kettle got a
+thumb artistically fixed in the bigger man's windpipe, and held it
+there doggedly. The mate, growing more and more purple, hit out
+with savage force, but Kettle dodged the bull-like blows like the
+boxer he was, and the mate's efforts gradually relaxed.</p>
+<p>But at this point they were interrupted. "That wobbly boat was
+making me sea-sick," said a voice, "so I came on board here. Hullo,
+you fellows!"</p>
+<p>Kettle looked up. "Mr. Philipps," he said, "I wish you'd go and
+get the rest of our crew on deck out of the boat."</p>
+<p>"But what are you two doing down there?"</p>
+<p>"We disagreed over a question of judgment. He said this ship
+isn't safe, and I shouldn't have the chance to take her home. I say
+there's nothing wrong with her that can't be remedied, and home I'm
+going to take her, anyway. It might be the one chance in my life,
+sir, of getting a balance at the bank, and I'm not going to miss
+it."</p>
+<p>"Ho!" said Dayton-Philipps.</p>
+<p>"If you don't like to come, you needn't," said Kettle. "But I'm
+going to have the stonemason and the Dago, and those two
+coal-heavers. Perhaps you'd better go back. It will be wet, hard
+work here; no way the sort of job to suit a soldier."</p>
+<p>Dayton-Philipps flushed slightly, and then he laughed. "I
+suppose that's intended to be nasty," he said. "Well, Captain, I
+shall have to prove to you that we soldiers are equal to a bit of
+manual labor sometimes. By the way, I don't want to interfere in a
+personal matter, but I'd take it as a favor if you wouldn't kill
+Strake quite. I rather like him."</p>
+<p>"Anything to oblige," said Kettle, and took his thumb out of the
+third mate's windpipe. "And now, sir, as you've so to speak signed
+on for duty here, away with you on deck and get those four other
+beauties up out of the boat."</p>
+<p>Dayton-Philipps touched his hat and grinned. "Ay, ay, sir," he
+said, and went back up the companion.</p>
+<p>Shortly afterward he came to report the men on board, and Kettle
+addressed his late opponent. "Now, look here, young man, I don't
+want to have more trouble on deck before the hands. Have you had
+enough?"</p>
+<p>"For the present, yes," said the third mate huskily. "But I hope
+we'll meet again some other day to have a bit of further talk."</p>
+<p>"I am sure I shall be quite ready. No man ever accused me of
+refusing a scrap. But, me lad, just take one tip from me: don't you
+go and make Captain Image anxious by saying this ship isn't
+seaworthy, or he'll begin to ask questions, and he may get you to
+tell more than you're proud about."</p>
+<p>"You can go and get drowned your own way. As far as I am
+concerned, no one will guess it's coming off till they see it in
+the papers."</p>
+<p>"Thanks," said Kettle. "I knew you'd be nice about it."</p>
+<p>The third mate went down to his boat, and the three rowers took
+her across to the <i>M'poso</i>, where she was hauled up to davits
+again. The steamer's siren boomed out farewells, as she got under
+way again, and Kettle with his own hands unbent the reversed ensign
+from the ship's main rigging, and ran it up to the peak and dipped
+it three times in salute.</p>
+<p>He breathed more freely now. One chance and a host of unknown
+dangers lay ahead of him. But the dangers he disregarded. Dangers
+were nothing new to him. It was the chance which lured him on.
+Chances so seldom came in his way, that he intended to make this
+one into a certainty if the efforts of desperation could do it.</p>
+<p>Alone of all the six men on the derelict, Captain Kettle had
+knowledge of the seaman's craft; but, for the present, thews and
+not seamanship were required. The vessel lay in pathetic
+helplessness on her side, liable to capsize in the first squall
+which came along, and their first effort must be to get her in
+proper trim whilst the calm continued. They knocked out the wedges
+with their heels, and got the tarpaulins off the main hatch; they
+pulled away the hatch covers, and saw beneath them smooth slopes of
+yellow grain.</p>
+<p>As though they were an invitation to work, shovels were made
+fast along the coamings of the hatch. The six men took these, and
+with shouts dropped down upon the grain. And then began a period of
+Homeric toil. The fireman and the coal-trimmer set the pace, and
+with a fine contempt for the unhandiness of amateurs did not fail
+to give a display of their utmost. Kettle and Dayton-Philipps
+gamely kept level with them. The Italian ganger turned out to have
+his pride also, and did not lag, and only the free-born British
+subject from Sierra Leone endeavored to shirk his due proportion of
+the toil.</p>
+<p>But high-minded theories as to the rights of man were regarded
+here as little as threats to lay information before a justice of
+the peace; and under the sledge-hammer arguments of shovel blows
+from whoever happened to be next to him, the unfortunate colored
+gentleman descended to the grade of nigger again (which he had
+repeatedly sworn never to do), and toiled and sweated equally with
+his betters.</p>
+<p>The heat under the decks was stifling, and dust rose from the
+wheat in choking volumes, but the pace of the circling shovels was
+never allowed to slacken. They worked there stripped to trousers,
+and they understood, one and all, that they were working for their
+lives. A breeze had sprung up almost as soon as the <i>M'poso</i>
+had steamed away, and hourly it was freshening: the barometer in
+the cabin was registering a steady fall; the sky was banking up
+with heavy clouds.</p>
+<p>Kettle had handled sheets and braces and hove the vessel to so
+as to steady her as they worked, but she still labored heavily in
+the sea, and beneath them they could hear the leaden swish of water
+in the floor of the hold beneath. Their labor was having its
+effect, and by infinitesimal gradations they were counteracting the
+list and getting the ship upright; but the wind was worsening, and
+it seemed to them also that the water was getting deeper under
+their feet, and that the vessel rode more sluggishly.</p>
+<p>So far the well had not been sounded. It is no use getting
+alarming statistics to discourage one's self unnecessarily. But
+after night had fallen, and it was impossible to see to work in the
+gloomy hold any longer without lamps, Captain Kettle took the
+sounding-rod and found eight feet.</p>
+<p>He mentioned this when he took down the lanterns into the hold,
+but he did not think it necessary to add that as the sounding had
+been taken with the well on the slant it was therefore considerably
+under the truth. Still he sent Dayton-Philipps and the trimmer on
+deck to take a spell at the pumps, and himself resumed his
+shovel-work alongside the others.</p>
+<p>Straight away on through the night the six men stuck to their
+savage toil, the blood from their blistered hands reddening the
+shafts of the shovels. Every now and again one or another of them,
+choked with the dust, went to get a draft of lukewarm water from
+the scuttlebutt. But no one stayed over long on these excursions.
+The breeze had blown up into a gale. The night overhead-was
+starless and moonless, but every minute the black heaven was split
+by spurts of lightning, which showed the laboring, dishevelled ship
+set among great mountains of breaking seas.</p>
+<p>The sight would have been bad from a well-manned, powerful
+steamboat; from the deck of the derelict it approached the
+terrific. With the seas constantly crashing on board of her, to
+have left the hatches open would have been, in her semi-waterlogged
+condition, to court swamping, and after midnight these were
+battened down, and the men with the shovels worked among the
+frightened, squeaking rats in the closed-in box of the hold. There
+were four on board the ship during that terrible night who openly
+owned to being cowed, and freely bewailed their insanity in ever
+being lured away from the <i>M'poso</i>. Dayton-Philipps had
+sufficient self-control to keep his feelings, whatever they were,
+unstated; but Kettle faced all difficulties with indomitable
+courage and a smiling face.</p>
+<p>"I believe," said Dayton-Philipps to him once when they were
+taking a spell together at the clanking pumps, "you really glory in
+finding yourself in this beastly mess."</p>
+<p>"I have got to earn out the salvage of this ship somehow,"
+Kettle shouted back to him through the windy darkness, "and I don't
+much care what work comes between now and when I handle the
+check."</p>
+<p>"You've got a fine confidence. I'm not grumbling, mind, but it
+seems very unlikely we shall be still afloat to-morrow
+morning."</p>
+<p>"We shall pull through, I tell you."</p>
+<p>"Well," said Dayton-Philipps, "I suppose you are a man that's
+always met with success. I'm not. I've got blundering bad luck all
+along, and if there's a hole available, I get into it."</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle laughed aloud into the storm. "Me!" he cried. "Me
+in luck! There's not been a man more bashed and kicked by luck
+between here and twenty years back. I suppose God thought it good
+for me, and He's kept me down to my bearings in bad luck ever since
+I first got my captain's ticket. But He's not cruel, Mr. Philipps,
+and He doesn't push a man beyond the end of his patience. My time's
+come at last. He's given me something to make up for all the weary
+waiting. He's sent me this derelict, and He only expects me to do
+my human best, and then He'll let me get her safely home."</p>
+<p>"Good Heavens, Skipper, what are you talking about? Have you
+seen visions or something?"</p>
+<p>"I'm a man, Mr. Philipps, that's always said my prayers regular
+all through life. I've asked for things, big things, many of them,
+and I'll not deny they've been mostly denied me. I seemed to know
+they'd be denied. But in the last week or so there's been a change.
+I've asked on, just as earnestly as I knew how, and I seemed to
+hear Him answer. It was hardly a voice, and yet it was like a
+voice; it appeared to come out of millions of miles of distance;
+and I heard it say: 'Captain, I do not forget the sparrows, and I
+have not forgotten you. I have tried you long enough. Presently you
+shall meet with your reward.'"</p>
+<p>Dayton-Philipps stared. Was the man going mad?</p>
+<p>"And that's what it is, sir, that makes me sure I shall bring
+this vessel into some port safely and pocket the salvage."</p>
+<p>"Look here, Skipper," said Dayton-Philipps, "you are just fagged
+to death, and I'm the same. We've been working till our hands are
+raw as butcher's meat, and we're clean tired out, and we must go
+below and get a bit of sleep. If the ship swims, so much the
+better; if she sinks, we can't help it; anyway, we're both of us
+too beat to work any more. I shall be 'seeing things' myself
+next."</p>
+<p>"Mr. Philipps," said the little sailor gravely, "I know you
+don't mean anything wrong, so I take no offence. But I'm a man
+convinced; I've heard the message I told you with my own
+understanding; and it isn't likely anything you can say will
+persuade me out of it. I can see you are tired out, as you say, so
+go you below and get a spell of sleep. But as for me, I've got
+another twenty hours' wakefulness in me yet, if needs be. This
+chance has mercifully been sent in my way, as I've said, but
+naturally it's expected of me that I do my human utmost as well to
+see it through."</p>
+<p>"If you stay on at this heart-breaking work, so do I," said
+Dayton-Philipps, and toiled gamely on at the pump. There he was
+still when day broke, sawing up and down like an automaton. But
+before the sun rose, utter weariness had done its work. His
+bleeding fingers loosed themselves from the break, his knees failed
+beneath him, and he fell in an unconscious stupor of sleep on to
+the wet planking of the deck. For half an hour more Kettle
+struggled on at the pump, doing double work; but even his flesh and
+blood had its breaking strain; and at last he could work no
+more.</p>
+<p>He leaned dizzily up against the pump for a minute or so, and
+then with an effort he pulled his still unconscious companion away
+and laid him on the dry floor of a deck-house. There was a pannikin
+of cold stewed tea slung from a hook in there, and half a sea
+biscuit on one of the bunks. He ate and drank greedily, and then
+went out again along the streaming decks to work, so far as his
+single pair of hands could accomplish such a thing, at getting the
+huge derelict once more in sailing trim.</p>
+<p>The shovels meanwhile had been doing their work, and although
+the list was not entirely gone, the vessel at times (when a sea
+buttressed her up) floated almost upright. The gale was still
+blowing, but it had veered to the southward, and on the afternoon
+of that day Kettle called all hands on deck and got her under way
+again, and found to his joy that the coal-trimmer had some
+elementary notion of taking a wheel.</p>
+<p>"I rate you as Mate," he said in his gratitude, "and you'll draw
+salvage pay according to your rank. I was going to make Mr.
+Philipps my officer, but--"</p>
+<p>"Don't apologize," said Dayton-Philipps. "I don't know the name
+of one string from another, and I'm quite conscious of my
+deficiency. But just watch me put in another spell at those
+infernal pumps."</p>
+<p>The list was of less account now, and the vessel was once more
+under command of her canvas. It was the leak which gave them most
+cause for anxiety. Likely enough it was caused by the mere
+wrenching away of a couple of rivets. But the steady inpour of
+water through the holes would soon have made the ship grow
+unmanageable and founder if it was not constantly attended to.
+Where the leak was they had not a notion. Probably it was deep down
+under the cargo of grain, and quite unget-at-able; but anyway it
+demanded a constant service at the pumps to keep it in check, and
+this the bone-weary crew were but feebly competent to give. They
+were running up into the latitude of the Bay, too, and might
+reasonably expect that "Biscay weather" would not take much from
+the violence of the existing gale.</p>
+<p>However, the dreaded Bay, fickle as usual, saw fit to receive
+them at first with a smiling face. The gale eased to a plain
+smiling wind; the sullen black clouds dissolved away into fleckless
+blue, and a sun came out which peeled their arms and faces as they
+worked. During the afternoon they rose the brown sails of a
+Portuguese fishing schooner, and Kettle headed toward her.</p>
+<p>Let his crew be as willing as they would, there was no doubt
+that this murderous work at the pumps could not be kept up for a
+voyage to England. If he could not get further reinforcements, he
+would have to take the ship into the nearest foreign port to barely
+save her from sinking. And then where would be his sighed-for
+salvage? Wofully thinned, he thought, or more probably whisked away
+altogether. Captain Kettle had a vast distrust for the shore
+foreigner over questions of law proceedings and money matters. So
+he made for the schooner, hove his own vessel to, and signalled
+that he wished to speak.</p>
+<p>A boat was slopped into the water from the schooner's deck, and
+ten swarthy, ragged Portuguese fishermen crammed into her. A couple
+pushed at the oars, and they made their way perilously over the
+deep hill and dale of ocean with that easy familiarity which none
+but deep-sea fishermen can attain. They worked up alongside, caught
+a rope which was thrown them, and nimbly climbed over on to the
+decks.</p>
+<p>Two or three of them had a working knowledge of English; their
+captain spoke it with fluent inaccuracy; and before any of them had
+gone aft to Kettle, who stood at the wheel, they heard the whole
+story of the ship being found derelict, and (very naturally) were
+anxious enough by some means or another to finger a share of the
+salvage. Even a ragged Portuguese <i>baccalhao</i> maker can have
+his ambitions for prosperity like other people.</p>
+<p>Their leader made his proposal at once. "All right-a, Captain, I
+see how you want. We take charge now, and take-a you into Ferrol
+without you being at more trouble."</p>
+<p>"Nothing of the kind," said Kettle. "I'm just wanting the loan
+of two or three hands to give my fellows a spell or two at that
+pump. We're a bit short-handed, that's all. But otherwise we're
+quite comfortable. I'll pay A.B.'s wages on Liverpool scale, and
+that's a lot more than you Dagos give amongst yourselves, and if
+the men work well I'll throw in a dash besides for 'bacca
+money.'"</p>
+<br>
+<a name="page175.jpg"></a>
+<p class="ctr"><img src="images/page175.jpg" width="45%" alt=
+""><br>
+<b>He picked up the man and sent him after the knife.</b></p>
+<br>
+<p>"Ta-ta-ta," said the Portuguese, with a wave of his yellow fist.
+"It cannot be done, and I will not lend you men. It shall do as I
+say; we take-a you into Ferroll. Do not fear-a, captain; you shall
+have money for finding sheep; you shall have some of our
+salvage."</p>
+<p>Dayton-Philipps, who was standing near, and knew the little
+sailor's views, looked for an outbreak. But Kettle held himself in,
+and still spoke to the man civilly.</p>
+<p>"That's good English you talk," he said. "Do all your crowd
+understand the language?"</p>
+<p>"No," said the fellow, readily enough, "that man does not, nor
+does him, nor him."</p>
+<p>"Right--oh!" said Kettle. "Then, as those three man can't kick
+up a bobbery at the other end, they've just got to stay here and
+help work this vessel home. And as for the rest of you filthy,
+stinking, scale-covered cousins of apes, over the side you go
+before you're put. Thought you were going to steal my lawful
+salvage, did you, you crawling, yellow-faced--ah!"</p>
+<p>The hot-tempered Portuguese was not a man to stand this tirade
+(as Kettle anticipated) unmoved. His fingers made a vengeful snatch
+toward the knife in his belt, but Kettle was ready for this, and
+caught it first and flung it overboard. Then with a clever heave he
+picked up the man and sent him after the knife.</p>
+<p>He tripped up one of the Portuguese who couldn't speak English,
+dragged him to the cabin companion, and toppled him down the
+ladder. Dayton-Philipps (surprised at himself for abetting such
+lawlessness) captured a second in like fashion, and the English
+fireman and coal-trimmer picked up the third and dropped him down
+an open hatchway on to the grain in the hold beneath.</p>
+<p>But there were six of the fishermen left upon the deck, and
+these did not look upon the proceedings unmoved. They had been slow
+to act at first, but when the initial surprise was over, they were
+blazing with rage and eager to do murder. The Italian and the
+Sierra Leone nigger ran out of their way on to the forecastle head,
+and they came on, vainglorious in numbers, and armed with their
+deadly knives. But the two English roughs, the English gentleman,
+and the little English sailor, were all of them men well accustomed
+to take care of their own skins; the belaying pins out of the
+pinrail seemed to come by instinct into their hands, and not one of
+them got so much as a scratch.</p>
+<p>It was all the affair of a minute. It does not do to let these
+little impromptu scrimmages simmer over long. In fact, the whole
+affair was decided in the first rush. The quartette of English went
+in, despising the "Dagos," and quite intending to clear them off
+the ship. The invaders were driven overboard by sheer weight of
+blows and prestige, and the victors leaned on the bulwark puffing
+and gasping, and watched them swim away to their boat through the
+clear water below.</p>
+<p>"Ruddy Dagos," said the roughs.</p>
+<p>"Set of blooming pirates," said Kettle.</p>
+<p>But Dayton-Philipps seemed to view the situation from a
+different point. "I'm rather thinking we are the pirates. How about
+those three we've got on board? This sort of press-gang work isn't
+quite approved of nowadays, is it, Skipper?"</p>
+<p>"They no speakee English," said Kettle drily. "You might have
+heard me ask that, sir, before I started to talk to that skipper to
+make him begin the show. And he did begin it, and that's the great
+point. If ever you've been in a police court, you'll always find
+the magistrate ask, 'Who began this trouble?' And when he finds
+out, that's the man he logs. No, those fishermen won't kick up a
+bobbery when they get back to happy Portugal again; and as for our
+own crowd here on board, they ain't likely to talk when they get
+ashore, and have money due to them."</p>
+<p>"Well, I suppose there's reason in that, though I should have my
+doubts about the stonemason. He comes from Sierra Leone, remember,
+and they're great on the rights of man there."</p>
+<p>"Quite so," said Kettle. "I'll see the stonemason gets packed
+off to sea again in a stokehold before he has a chance of stirring
+up the mud ashore. When the black man gets too pampered, he has to
+be brought low again with a rush, just to make him understand his
+place."</p>
+<p>"I see," said Dayton-Phillips, and then he laughed.</p>
+<p>"There's something that tickles you, sir?"</p>
+<p>"I was thinking, Skipper, that for a man who believes he's being
+put in the way of a soft thing by direct guidance from on high,
+you're using up a tremendous lot of energy to make sure the
+Almighty's wishes don't miscarry. But still I don't understand much
+about these matters myself. And at present it occurs to me that I
+ought to be doing a spell at those infernal pumps, instead of
+chattering here."</p>
+<p>The three captive Portuguese were brought up on deck and were
+quickly induced by the ordinary persuasive methods of the merchant
+service officer to forego their sulkiness and turn-to diligently at
+what work was required of them. But even with this help the heavy
+ship was still considerably undermanned, and the incessant labor at
+the pumps fell wearily on all hands. The Bay, true to its fickle
+nature, changed on them again. The sunshine was swamped by a
+driving gray mist of rain; the glass started on a steady fall; and
+before dark, Kettle snugged her down to single topsails, himself
+laying out on the foot-ropes with the Portuguese, as no others of
+his crew could manage to scramble aloft with so heavy a sea
+running.</p>
+<p>The night worsened as it went on; the wind piled up steadily in
+violence; and the sea rose till the sodden vessel rode it with a
+very babel of shrieks, and groans, and complaining sounds. Toward
+morning, a terrific squall powdered up against them and hove her
+down, and a dull rumbling was heard in her bowels to let them know
+that once more her cargo had shifted.</p>
+<p>For the moment, even Kettle thought that this time she was gone
+for good. She lost her way, and lay down like a log in the water,
+and the racing seas roared over her as though she had been a
+half-tide rock. By a miracle no one was washed overboard. But her
+people hung here and there to eyebolts and ropes, mere nerveless
+wisps of humanity, incapable under those teeming cataracts of waves
+to lift so much as a finger to help themselves.</p>
+<p>Then to the impact of a heavier gasp of the squall, the
+topgallant masts went, and the small loss of of top-weight seemed
+momentarily to ease her. Kettle seized upon the moment. He left the
+trimmer and one of the Portuguese at the wheel, and handed himself
+along the streaming decks and kicked and cuffed the rest of his
+crew into activity. He gave his orders, and the ship wore slowly
+round before the wind, and began to pay away on the other tack.</p>
+<p>Great hills of sea deluged her in the process, and her people
+worked like mermen, half of their time submerged. But by degrees,
+as the vast rollers hit and shook her with their ponderous impact,
+she came upright again, and after a little while shook the grain
+level in her holds, and assumed her normal, angle of heel.</p>
+<p>Dayton-Philipps struggled up and, hit Kettle on the shoulder.
+"How's that, umpire?" he bawled. "My faith, you are a clever,
+sailor."</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle touched his hat. "God bore a hand there, sir," he
+shouted through the wind. "If I'd tried to straighten her up like
+that without outside help, every man here would have been fish-chop
+this minute."</p>
+<p>Even Dayton-Philipps, sceptical though he might be, began to
+think there was "something in it" as the voyage went on. To begin
+with, the leak stopped. They did not know how it had happened, and
+they did not very much care. Kettle had his theories. Anyway it
+stopped. To go on with, although they were buffeted with every kind
+of evil weather, all their mischances were speedily rectified. In a
+heavy sea, all their unstable cargo surged about as though it had
+been liquid, but it always shifted back again before she quite
+capsized. The mizzen-mast went bodily overboard in one black
+rain-squall because they were too short-handed to get sail off it
+in time, but they found that the vessel sailed almost as well as a
+brig, and was much easier for a weak crew to manage.</p>
+<p>All hands got covered with salt-water boils. All hands, with the
+exception of Kettle--who remained, as usual, neat--grew gaunt,
+bearded, dirty, and unkempt. They were grimed with sea-salt, they
+were flayed with violent suns; but by dint of hard schooling they
+were becoming handy sailormen, all of them, and even the negro
+stonemason learned to obey an order without first thinking over its
+justice till he earned a premonitory hiding.</p>
+<p>In the throat of the English Channel a blundering steamship did
+her best to run them down, and actually rasped sides with the
+sailing-vessel as she tore past into the night; but nobody made an
+attempt to jump for safety on to her decks, nobody even took the
+trouble to swear at her with any thing like heartfelt
+profanity.</p>
+<p>"It's a blooming Flying Dutchman we're on," said the
+coal-trimmer who acted as mate. "There's no killing the old beast.
+Only hope she gets us ashore somehow, and doesn't stay fooling
+about at sea forever just to get into risks. I want to get off her.
+She's too blooming lucky to be quite wholesome somehow."</p>
+<p>Kettle had intended to make a Channel port, but a gale hustled
+him north round Land's End, "and you see," he said to
+Dayton-Philipps, "what I get for not being sufficiently trustful.
+The old girl's papers are made out to Cardiff, and here we are
+pushed round into the Bristol Channel. By James! look, there's a
+tug making up to us. Thing like that makes you feel homey, doesn't
+it, sir?"</p>
+<p>The little spattering tug wheeled up within hail, tossing like a
+cork on the brown waves of the estuary, and the skipper in the
+green pulpit between the paddle-boxes waved a hand cheerily.</p>
+<p>"Seem to have found some dirty weather, Captain," he bawled.
+"Want a pull into Cardiff or Newport?"</p>
+<p>"Cardiff. What price?"</p>
+<p>"Say &pound;100."</p>
+<p>"I wasn't asking to buy the tug. You're putting a pretty fancy
+figure on her for that new lick of paint you've got on your
+rails."</p>
+<p>"I'll take &pound;80."</p>
+<p>"Oh, I can sail her in myself if you're going to be funny. She's
+as handy as a pilot-boat, brig rigged like this, and my crew know
+her fine. I'll give you &pound;20 into Cardiff, and you're to dock
+me for that."</p>
+<p>"Twenty wicked people. Now look here, Captain, you don't look
+very prosperous with that vessel of yours, and will probably have
+the sack from owners for mishandling her when you get ashore, and I
+don't want to embitter your remaining years in the workus, so I'll
+pull you in for fifty quid."</p>
+<p>"&pound;20, old bottle nose."</p>
+<p>"Come now, Captain, thirty. I'm not here for sport. I've got to
+make my living."</p>
+<p>"My man," said Kettle, "I'll meet you and make it &pound;25, and
+I'll see you in Aden before I give a penny more. You can take that,
+or sheer off."</p>
+<p>"Throw us your blooming rope," said the tug skipper.</p>
+<p>"There, sir," said Kettle <i>sotto voce</i> to Dayton-Philipps,
+"you see the marvellousness of it? God has stood by me to the very
+end. I've saved at least &pound;10 over that towage, and, by James!
+I've seen times when a ship mauled about like this would have been
+bled for four times the amount before a tug would pluck her
+in."</p>
+<p>"Then we are out of the wood now?"</p>
+<p>"We'll get the canvas off her, and then you can go below and
+shave. You can sleep in a shore bed this night, if you choose, sir,
+and to-morrow we'll see about fingering the salvage. There'll be no
+trouble there now; we shall just have to ask for a check and Lloyds
+will pay it, and then you and the hands will take your share, and
+I--by James! Mr. Philipps, I shall be a rich man over this
+business. I shouldn't be a bit surprised but what I finger a snug
+&pound;500 as my share. Oh, sir, Heaven's been very good to me over
+this, and I know it, and I'm grateful. My wife will be grateful
+too. I wish you could come to our chapel some day and see her."</p>
+<p>"You deserve your luck, Captain, if ever a man did in this
+world, and, by Jove! we'll celebrate it. We've been living on pig's
+food for long enough. We'll find the best hotel in Cardiff, and
+we'll get the best dinner the <i>chef</i> there can produce. I want
+you to be my guest at that."</p>
+<p>"I must ask you to excuse me," said Kettle. "I've received a
+good deal just lately, and I'm thankful, and I want to say so. If
+you don't mind, I'd rather say it alone."</p>
+<p>"I understand, Skipper. You're a heap better man than I am, and
+if you don't mind, I'd like to shake hands with you. Thanks. We may
+not meet again, but I shall never forget you and what we've seen on
+this murderous old wreck of a ship. Hullo, there's Cardiff not
+twenty minutes ahead. Well, I must go below and clean up after
+you've docked her."</p>
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr style="width: 35%;">
+<br>
+<br>
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_VIII"></a>CHAPTER VIII</h2>
+<h3>TO CAPTURE AN HEIRESS</h3>
+<br>
+<p>The <i>Parakeet</i> had discharged the last of her coal into the
+lighters alongside, had cast off from the mooring buoys, and was
+steaming out of the baking heat of Suez harbor on her way down
+toward the worse heat of the Red Sea beyond. The clatter and dirt
+of the-working ships, with the smells of hot iron and black
+humanity, were dying out astern, and presently she slowed up to
+drop the pilot into his boat, and then stood on again along her
+course.</p>
+<p>A passenger, a young man of eight or nine-and-twenty, lounged on
+a camp-stool under the upper bridge awning, and watched the
+<i>Parakeet's</i> captain as he walked briskly across and across,
+and presently, when the little sailor faced him, he nodded as
+though he had decided something that was in his thoughts.</p>
+<p>"Well, sir?" said Captain Kettle.</p>
+<p>"I wish you wouldn't look so anxious. We've started now, and may
+as well make up our minds to go through it comfortably."</p>
+<p>"Quite so," said Kettle. "I'm thinking out how we are to do this
+business in comfort--and safety," and with that he resumed his
+walk.</p>
+<p>The man beside him had introduced himself when the black workers
+were carrying the <i>Parakeet's</i> cargo of coal in baskets from
+the holds to the lighters alongside; and Kettle had been rather
+startled to find that he carried a letter of introduction from the
+steamboat's owners. The letter gave him no choice of procedure. It
+stated with clearness that Mr. Hugh Wenlock, solicitor, had laid
+his wishes before them, and that they had agreed to further these
+wishes (through the agency of their servant--Captain Owen Kettle)
+in consideration of the payment of &pound;200 sterling.</p>
+<p>The <i>Parakeet</i> was a cargo tramp, and carried no passenger
+certificate, but a letter of recommendation like this was
+equivalent to a direct order, and Kettle signed Mr. Wenlock on to
+his crew list as "Doctor," and put to sea with an anxious mind.</p>
+<p>Wenlock waited awhile, watching squalid Suez sink into the sea
+behind; and then he spoke again.</p>
+<p>"Look here, Captain," he said, "those South Arabian ports have
+got a lot worse reputation than they really deserve. The people
+down there twenty years ago were a pack of pirates, I'll grant you,
+but nowadays they know that if they get at any of their old games,
+a British gunboat promptly comes up next week and bombards them at
+two-mile range, and that's not good enough. They may not be honest
+from inclination, but they've got the fear of the gunboat always
+handy, and that's a wonderful civilizing power. I tell you,
+captain, you needn't be frightened; that pirate business is
+exploded for now and always."</p>
+<p>"I know all about the piratical hankerings of those South
+Arabian niggers, sir," said Kettle stiffly, "and I know what they
+can do and what they can't do as well as any man living. And I know
+also what I can do myself at a push, and the knowledge leaves me
+pretty comfortable. But if you choose to think me frightened, I'll
+own I am. It's the navigation down there that gave me cold shivers
+the first moment you mentioned it."</p>
+<p>"Why, it's no worse than the Red Sea here, anyway."</p>
+<p>"Red Sea's bad, but you can get good charts of it and rely on
+them. South Arabian coast is no better, and the charts aren't worth
+the paper they're printed on. There are bad tide-rips down there,
+sir, and there are bad reefs, and there's bad fog, and the truth of
+it is, there's no handier place to lose a ship in all the big, wide
+world."</p>
+<p>"I wouldn't like you to wreck the steamer down there. It might
+be awkward for me getting back."</p>
+<p>"Quite so," said Kettle, "you're thinking of yourself, and I
+don't blame you. I'm thinking of myself also. I'm a man that's met
+a great deal of misfortune, sir, and from one thing and another
+I've been eight years without a regular command. I had the luck to
+bring in a derelict the other day, and pocket a good salvage out of
+her, and my present owners heard of it, and they put me as master
+of this steamer, just because of that luck."</p>
+<p>"Nothing like luck."</p>
+<p>"If you don't lose it. But I am not anxious to pile up this
+steamboat on some uncharted reef just because luck has left me, and
+have to wait another eight years before I find another
+command."</p>
+<p>"And, as I say, I'm as keen as you are not to get the steamer
+wrecked, and if there's any way she can be kept out of a dangerous
+area, and you can manage to set me ashore where I want in a boat,
+just you say, and I'll meet you all I can. But at the same time,
+Skipper, if you don't mind doing a swap, you might give me a good
+deal of help over my matter in return."</p>
+<p>"I haven't heard your business yet, sir. All you've told me is
+that you want to be set down in this place, Dunkhot, and be taken
+off again after you've stayed there four-and-twenty hours."</p>
+<p>"Well, you see I didn't want it talked over beforehand. If the
+newspapers got hold of the yarn, and made a lot of fuss about it,
+they might upset a certain marriage that I've very much set my
+heart upon."</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle looked puzzled. "I don't seem to quite follow
+you, sir."</p>
+<p>"You shall hear the tale from the beginning. We have plenty of
+time ahead of us just now. You remember the wreck of the
+<i>Rangoon</i>?"</p>
+<p>"She was coming home from East Indian ports, wasn't she, and got
+on fire somewhere off Cape Guardafui? But that'll have been twenty
+years back, in the old overland days, before the Ditch was opened.
+Only about ten of her people saved, if I remember."</p>
+<p>"That's about right," said Wenlock, "though it's twenty years
+ago now. She was full of Anglo-Indians, and their loss made a great
+sensation at the time. Amongst others was a Colonel Anderson, and
+his wife, and their child Teresa, aged nine; and what made their
+deaths all the more sad was the fact that Anderson's elder brother
+died just a week before, and he would have come home to find a
+peerage and large estates waiting for him."</p>
+<p>"I can feel for that man," said Kettle.</p>
+<p>"I can feel most for the daughter," said Wenlock.</p>
+<p>"How do you mean, sir?"</p>
+<p>"Well, Colonel Anderson's dead, and his wife's dead, but the
+daughter isn't, or at any rate she was very much alive twelve
+months ago, that's all. The whole lot of them, with others, got
+into one of the <i>Rangoon's</i> boats, and after frizzling about
+at sea till they were nearly starved, got chucked on that South
+Arabian coast (which you say is so rocky and dangerous), and were
+drowned in the process. All barring Teresa, that is. She was pulled
+out of the water by the local niggers, and was brought up by them,
+and I've absolutely certain information that not a year ago she was
+living in Dunkhot as quite a big personage in her way."</p>
+<p>"And she's 'My Lady' now, if she only knew?"</p>
+<p>"Well, not that. The title doesn't descend in the female line,
+but Colonel Anderson made a will in her favor after she was born,
+and the present earl, who's got the estates, would have to shell
+out if she turned up again."</p>
+<p>"My owners, in their letter, mentioned that you were a
+solicitor. Then you are employed by his lordship, sir?"</p>
+<p>Mr. Wenlock laughed. "Not much," he said. "I'm on my own hook.
+Why, hang it all, Captain, you must see that no man of his own free
+will would be idiot enough to resurrect a long-forgotten niece just
+to make himself into a beggar."</p>
+<p>"I don't see why not, sir, if he got to know she was alive. Some
+men have consciences, and even a lord, I suppose, is a man."</p>
+<p>"The present earl has far too good a time of it to worry about
+running a conscience. No, I bet he fights like a thief for the
+plunder, however clear a case we have to show him. And as he's the
+man in possession and has plenty of ready cash for law expenses,
+the odds are he'll turn out too big to worry at through all the
+courts, and we shall compromise. I'd like that best myself. Cash
+down has a desirable feel about it."</p>
+<p>"It has, sir," said Kettle with a reminiscent sigh. "Even to
+pocket a tenth of what is rightfully yours is better than getting
+mixed up with that beastly law. But will the other relatives of the
+young lady, those that are employing you, I mean, agree to
+that?"</p>
+<p>"Don't I tell you, Captain, I'm on my own hook? There are no
+other relatives--or at least none that would take a ha'porth of
+interest in Teresa's getting the estates. I've gone into the thing
+on sheer spec, and for what I can make out of it, and that, if
+all's well, will be the whole lump."</p>
+<p>"But how? The young lady may give you something in her
+gratitude, of course, but you can't expect it all."</p>
+<p>"I do, though, and I tell you how I'm going to get it. I shall
+marry the fair Teresa. Simple as tumbling off a house."</p>
+<p>Kettle drew himself up stiffly and walked to the other end of
+the bridge, and began ostentatiously to look with a professional
+eye over his vessel.</p>
+<p>Wenlock was quick to see the change. "Come, what is it now,
+Captain?" he asked with some surprise.</p>
+<p>"I don't like the idea of those sort of marriages," said the
+little sailor, acidly.</p>
+<p>Wenlock shrugged his shoulders good-humoredly.</p>
+<p>"Neither do I, and if I were a rich man, I wouldn't have dreamed
+of it. Just think of what the girl probably is: she's been with
+those niggers since she was quite a kid; she'll be quite
+uneducated; I'm in hopes she's good-looking and has a decent
+figure; but at the best she'll be quite unpresentable till I've had
+her in hand for at least a couple of years, if then. Of course
+you'll say there's 'romance' about the thing. But then I don't care
+tuppence about romance, and anyway it's beastly unconfortable to
+live with."</p>
+<p>"I was not looking at that point of view."</p>
+<p>"Let me tell you how I was fixed," said Wenlock with a burst of
+confidence. "I'd a small capital. So I qualified as a solicitor,
+and put up a door-plate, and waited for a practice. It didn't come.
+Not a client drifted near me from month's end to month's end. And
+meanwhile the capital was dribbling away. I felt I was getting on
+my back legs; it was either a case of the Colonies or the
+workhouse, and I'd no taste for either; and when the news of this
+girl Teresa came, I tell you I just jumped at the chance. I don't
+want to marry her, of course; there are ten other girls I'd rather
+have as wife; but there was no other way out of the difficulty, so
+I just swallowed my squeamishness for good and always. See?"</p>
+<p>"It was Miss Teresa Anderson I was pitying," said Kettle
+pointedly.</p>
+<p>"Good Lord, man, why? Isn't it the finest thing in the world for
+her?"</p>
+<p>"It might be fine to get away from where she is, and land home
+to find a nice property waiting. But I don't care to see a woman
+have a husband forced on her. It would be nobler of you, Mr.
+Wenlock, to let the young lady get to England, and look round her
+for a while, and make her own choice."</p>
+<p>"I'm too hard up to be noble," said Wenlock drily. "I've not
+come here on philanthropy, and marrying that girl is part of my
+business. Besides, hang it all, man, think of what she is, and
+think of what I am." He looked himself up and down with a half
+humorous smile--"I know nice people at home who would be civil to
+her, and after all, hang it, I'm not unmarriageable
+personally."</p>
+<p>"Still," said Kettle doggedly, "I don't like the idea of
+it."</p>
+<p>"Then let me give you an inducement. I said I was not down here
+on philanthropy, and I don't suppose you are either. You'll have my
+passage money?"</p>
+<p>"Two and a-half per cent of it is my commission. The rest goes
+to the owners, of course."</p>
+<p>"Very well, then. In addition to that, if you'll help this
+marriage on in the way I ask, I'll give you &pound;50."</p>
+<p>"There's no man living who could do more usefully with &pound;50
+if I saw my way of fingering it."</p>
+<p>"I think I see what you mean. No, you won't have to wait for it.
+I've got the money here in hard cash in my pocket ready for you to
+take over the minute it's earned."</p>
+<p>"I was wondering, sir, if I could earn it honorably. You must
+give me time to think this out. I'll try and give you an answer
+after tea. And for the present I shall have to leave you. I've got
+to go through the ship's papers: I have to be my own clerk on board
+here just now, though the Company did certainly promise me a much
+better ship if I beat up plenty of cargo, and made a good voyage of
+it with this."</p>
+<p>The <i>Parakeet</i> worked her way along down the Red Sea at her
+steady nine knots, and Mr. Hugh Wenlock put a couple of bunk
+pillows on a canvas boat-cover under the bridge deck awnings, and
+lay there and amused himself with cigarettes and a magazine.
+Captain Owen Kettle sat before a table in the chart-house with his
+head on one side, and a pen in his fingers, and went through
+accounts. But though Wenlock, when he had finished his magazine,
+quickly went off to sleep, Captain Kettle's struggles with
+arithmetic were violent enough to keep him very thoroughly awake,
+and when a due proportion of the figures had been checked, he put
+the papers in a drawer, and was quite ready to tackle the next
+subject.</p>
+<p>He had not seen necessary to mention the fact to Mr. Wenlock,
+but while that young man was talking of the Miss Teresa Anderson,
+who at present was "quite a big personage in her way" at Dunkhot, a
+memory had come to him that he had heard of the lady before in
+somewhat less prosaic terms. All sailormen who have done business
+on the great sea highway between West and East during recent years
+have had the yarn given to them at one time or another, and most of
+them have regarded it as gratuitous legend. Kettle was one of
+these. But he was beginning to think there was something more in it
+than a mere sailor's yarn, and he was anxious to see if there was
+any new variation in the telling.</p>
+<p>So he sent for Murray, his mate, a smart young sailor of the
+newer school, who preferred to be called "chief officer," made him
+sit, and commenced talk of a purely professional nature. Finally he
+said: "And since I saw you last, the schedule's changed. We call in
+at Dunkhot, for that passenger Mr. Wenlock to do some private
+business ashore, before we go on to our Persian Gulf ports."</p>
+<p>Murray repeated the name thoughtfully. "Dunkhot? Let's see,
+that's on the South Arabian coast, about a day's steam from Aden,
+and a beast of a place to get at, so I've heard. Oh, and of course,
+that's the place where the She-Sultan, or Queen, or whatever she
+calls herself, is boss."</p>
+<p>"So there is really a woman of that kind there, is there? I'd
+heard of her, like everybody else has, but I thought she was only a
+yarn."</p>
+<p>"No, she's there in the flesh, sir, right enough; lots of flesh,
+according to what I've gathered. A serang of one of the B. and I.
+boats, who'd been in Dunkhot, told me about her only last year. She
+makes war, leads her troops, cuts off heads, and does the Eastern
+potentate up to the mark. The serang said she was English, too,
+though I don't believe much in that. One-tenth English would
+probably be more near the truth. The odds are she'll be Eurasian,
+and those snuff-and-butter colored ladies, when they get amongst
+people blacker than themselves, always try to ignore their own lick
+of the tar-brush."</p>
+<p>"Fat, is she?"</p>
+<p>"The serang said she-was a big buffalo bull of a woman, with a
+terror of a temper. I don't know what's Mr. Wenlock's business,
+sir; but whether he wants to start a dry-goods agency, or merely to
+arrange for smuggling in some rifles, he'd better make up his mind
+to square her first and foremost. She will have a finger in every
+pie. She's as curious as a monkey, too, and there's no doing
+anything without letting her know. And when she says a thing, it's
+got to be done."</p>
+<p>"Is she the head chief's favorite wife, then?"</p>
+<p>"That's the funny part of it: she isn't married. These Orientals
+always get husbands early as a general thing, and you'd have
+thought that in her juvenile days, before she got power, they'd
+have married her to some one about the town, whether she liked it
+or not. But it seems they didn't, because she said she'd certainly
+poison any man if they sent her into his zenana. And later on, when
+she came to be boss, she still kept to spinsterhood. Guess there
+wasn't any man about the place white enough to suit her taste."</p>
+<p>"H'm. What you've told me seems to let daylight on to
+things."</p>
+<p>"Beg pardon, sir?"</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle put his hand kindly on Murray's shoulder. "Don't
+ask me to explain now, my lad, but when the joke comes you shall
+share the laugh. There's a young man on this ship (I don't mind
+telling you in confidence) whose ways I don't quite like, and I
+think he's going to get a lesson."</p>
+<p>He went out then under the awnings of the bridge deck, and told
+Wenlock that he would probably be able to earn his fee for helping
+on the marriage, and Wenlock confidently thought that he quite
+understood the situation.</p>
+<p>"Skipper's a bit of a methody," thought Mr. Hugh Wenlock, "but
+his principles don't go very deep when there are fifty sovereigns
+to be earned. Well, he's a useful man, and if he gets me snugly
+married to that little girl, he'll be cheap at the price."</p>
+<p>The <i>Parakeet's</i> voyage to Dunkhot was not swift.
+Eight-and-a-half knots was her most economical pace for coal
+consumption, and at that gait she steamed. With a reputation to
+make with his new owners, and two and a-half per cent, commission
+on all profits, Kettle had developed into a regular glutton for
+cargo; and the knowledge of men and places which he had so
+laboriously acquired in former days served him finely. Three times
+he got doles of cargo at good stiff freights at points where few
+other men would have dreamed of looking. He was an ideal man for
+the master of an ocean tramp. He was exactly honest; he had a world
+of misfortunes behind to spur him on; he was quick of decision; and
+he had developed a nose for cargo, and a knack of extorting it from
+merchants, that were little short of miraculous. And, in fact, if
+things went on as they had started, he stood a very good chance of
+making 50 per cent, on the <i>Parakeet's</i> capital for the
+voyage, and so earning promotion to one of the firm's better
+ships.</p>
+<p>But though in the many days of his adversity Captain Kettle had
+never shunned any risks which came in his way, with this new
+prosperity fresh and pleasant at his feet, he was beginning to tell
+himself that risks were foolish things. He arrived off Dunkhot and
+rang off his engines, and frowned angrily at the shore.</p>
+<p>The town stood on an eminence, snugly walled, and filled with
+cool, square houses. At one side, the high minaret of a mosque
+stood up like a bayonet, and at the other, standing in a ring of
+garden, was a larger building, which seemed to call itself palace.
+There was a small fringe of cultivation beside the walls of the
+town, and beyond was arid desert, which danced and shimmered under
+the violent sun.</p>
+<p>But all this lay small and far off, like a tiny picture in some
+huge frame, and showing only through the glass. A maze of reefs
+guarded the shore, and tore up the sleek Indian Ocean swells into
+spouting breakers; and though there was anchorage inside, tenanted
+indeed by a score of sailing craft, the way to it was openly
+perilous. And so for the present the <i>Parakeet</i> lay to,
+rolling outside the entrance, flying a pilot jack, and waiting
+developments.</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle might have his disquieting thoughts, still
+outwardly he was cool. But Mr. Hugh Wenlock was on deck in the
+sprucest of his apparel, and was visibly anxious and fidgety, as
+befitted a man who shortly expected to enter into the bonds of
+matrimony.</p>
+<p>A double-ended boat came off presently, manned by naked Arabs,
+and steered by a man in a white burnous. She swept up alongside,
+caught a rope and made fast, and the man in white introduced
+himself as a pilot. They are all good Mohammedans down there, or
+nominally, and so of course there was no question of a clean bill
+of health. Islam is not impious enough to check the spread of any
+disease which Allah may see good to send for its chastening.</p>
+<p>The pilot wanted to take them in at once. He spoke some English,
+and carried an air of confidence. He could guide them through the
+reefs in the most complete of safety, and he could guarantee fine
+openings for trade, once inside.</p>
+<p>"I dare say," grunted Kettle under his breath, "but you're a
+heap too uncertificated for my taste. Why, you don't even offer a
+book of forged logs to try and work off your humbug with some look
+of truth. No, I know the kind of pilot you are. You'd pile up the
+steamboat on the first convenient reef, and then be one of the
+first to come and loot her."--He turned to Murray: "Now, look here,
+Mr. Mate. I'll leave you in charge, and see you keep steam up and
+don't leave the deck. Don't let any of these niggers come on board
+on any pretence whatever, and if they try it on, steam out to sea.
+I'll get through Mr. Wenlock's business ashore as quick as lean,
+and perhaps pick up a ton or two of cargo for ourselves."</p>
+<p>Below, in the dancing boat which ground against the steamer's
+side, the pilot clamored that a ladder might be thrown to him so
+that he might come on board and take the <i>Parakeet</i> forthwith
+into the anchorage; and to him again Kettle turned, and temporized.
+He must go ashore himself first, he said, and see what offer there
+was of trade, before he took the steamer in. To which the pilot,
+though visibly disappointed, saw fit to agree, as no better offer
+was forthcoming.</p>
+<p>"Now, sir," said Kettle to Wenlock, "into the boat with you. The
+less time that's wasted, the better I shall be pleased."</p>
+<p>"All right," said Wenlock, pointing to a big package on the
+deck. "Just tell some of your men to shove that case down into the
+boat, and I'm ready."</p>
+<p>Kettle eyed the bulky box with disfavor. "What's in it?" he
+asked.</p>
+<p>"A present or a bribe; whichever you care to call it. If you
+want to know precisely, it's rifles. I thought they would be most
+acceptable."</p>
+<p>"Rifles are liked hereabouts. Is it for a sort of introductory
+present?"</p>
+<p>"Well, if you must know, Captain, it's occurred to me that
+Teresa is probably an occupant of somebody's harem, and that I
+shall have to buy her off from her husband. Hence the case of
+rifles."</p>
+<p>A queer look came over Captain Kettle's face. "And you'd still
+marry this woman if she had another husband living?"</p>
+<p>"Of course. Haven't I told you that I've thought the whole thing
+thoroughly over already, and I'm not inclined to stick at trifles?
+But I may tell you that divorce is easy in these Mohammedan
+countries, and I shall take care to get the girl set legally free
+before we get away from here. You don't catch me getting mixed with
+bigamy."</p>
+<p>"But tell me. Is a Mohammedan marriage made here binding for an
+Englishman?"</p>
+<p>"It's as legally binding as if the Archbishop of Canterbury tied
+the knot."</p>
+<p>"Very well," said Kettle. "Now let me tell you, sir, for the
+last time, that I don't like what you're going to do. To my mind,
+it's not a nice thing marrying a woman that you evidently despise,
+just for her money."</p>
+<p>Wenlock flushed. "Look here," he said, "I refuse to be lectured,
+especially by you. Aren't you under promise to get &pound;50 from
+me the moment I'm safely married? And didn't you fairly jump at the
+chance of fingering it."</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle did not hit this man who cast such an unpleasant
+imputation on him; he did not even let him feel the lash of his
+tongue in return. He merely smiled grimly, and said: "Get down into
+the boat, you and your case of rifles."</p>
+<p>For the moment Wenlock started and hesitated. He seemed to
+detect something ominous in this order. But then he took a brace on
+his courage, and after a couple of deck hands had lowered the
+rifles into the dancing boat, he clambered gingerly down after
+them, and sat himself beside the white-robed man in the stern
+sheets. Kettle followed, and the boat headed off for the opening
+between the reefs.</p>
+<p>The Indian Ocean swells swung beneath them, and presently were
+breaking on the grim stone barriers on either hand in a roar of
+sound. The triangular dorsal fins of a couple of sharks convoyed
+them in, in case of accidents; and overhead a crowd of sea-fowl
+screamed and swooped and circled. But none of these things
+interested them. The town ahead, which jerked nearer to every tug
+of the oars, held the eye. In it was Teresa Anderson, heiress, a
+personage of whom each of them had his own private conception. In
+it also were fanatical Arabs, whom they hoped the fear of shadowy
+British gunboats would deter from open piracy.</p>
+<p>The boat passed between a cluster of ragged shipping which
+swayed at the anchorage, and Wenlock might have stared with curious
+eyes (had he been so minded) on real dhows which had even then got
+real slaves ready for market in their stuffy 'tween decks. But he
+was gazing with a fascinated stare at the town. Over the arch of
+the water-gate, for which they were heading, was what at first
+appeared to be a frieze of small rounded balls; but a nearer view
+resolved these into human heads, in various stages of desiccation.
+Evidently justice in Dunkhot was determined that the criminal who
+once passed through its hands should no more tread the paths of
+unrighteousness.</p>
+<p>The boat landed against a jetty of stone, and they stepped out
+dryshod. Wenlock stared at the gate with its dressing of heads as
+though they fascinated him.</p>
+<p>"And Teresa will have been brought up within sight of all this,"
+he murmured to himself, "and will be accustomed to it. Fancy
+marrying a woman who has spent twenty years of her life in the
+neighborhood of all this savagery."</p>
+<p>"Strong place in its way," said Kettle, squinting up at the
+brass cannon on the walls. "Those guns up there are well kept, you
+can see. Of course one of our cheapest fourpenny gunboats could
+knock the whole shop into bricks in half an hour at three-mile
+range; but it's strong enough to hold out against any niggers along
+the coast here, and that's all the Queen here aims at. By the way,
+Emir, not Queen, is what she calls herself, so the pilot tells me.
+I suppose she thinks that as she's doing a man's job in a man's
+way, she may as well take a full man's ticket."</p>
+<p>They passed in through the gate, the sentries staring at them
+curiously, and once inside, in the full heat and smell of the
+narrow street beyond, Wenlock said: "Look here, Skipper, you're
+resourceful, and you know these out-of-the-way places. How had we
+better start to find the girl?"</p>
+<p>Kettle glanced coolly round at the grim buildings and the savage
+Arabs who jostled them, and said, with fine sarcasm: "Well, sir, as
+there doesn't appear to be a policeman about, I should recommend
+you to apply at the post office."</p>
+<p>"I don't want to be mocked."</p>
+<p>"Then, if you'll take the tip from me, you'll crowd back to my
+steamboat as fast as you can go. You'll find it healthier."</p>
+<p>"I'm going on with it," said Wenlock doggedly. "And I ask you to
+earn your &pound;50, and give me help."</p>
+<p>"Then, if you distinctly ask me to help you on into trouble like
+that, of course, the best thing to do is to go straight on to the
+palace."</p>
+<p>"Show the way, then," said Wenlock curtly.</p>
+<p>Kettle gave the word to the white-robed pilot, and together they
+set off down the narrow winding streets, with an ever-increasing
+train of Arabs and negroes following in their wake. Wenlock said
+nothing as he walked, but it was evident from the working of his
+face that his mind was very full. But Kettle looked about him with
+open interest, and thoughts in verse about this Eastern town came
+to him with pleasant readiness.</p>
+<p>The royal residence was the large building encircled with
+gardens which they had seen from the sea, and they entered it with
+little formality. There was no trouble either about obtaining an
+audience. The Lady Emir had, it appeared, seen the steamer's
+approach with her own eyes; indeed, the whole of Dunkhot was
+excited by such an unusual arrival; and the Head of the State was
+as human in her curiosity as the meanest nigger among her
+subjects.</p>
+<p>The audience hall was imposing. It was bare enough, according to
+the rule of those heated Eastern lands, but it had an air of
+comfort and coolness, and in those parts where it was not severely
+plain, the beauty of its architecture was delicious. Armed guards
+to the number of some forty men were posted round the walls, and at
+the further end, apparently belonging to the civil population, were
+some dozen other men squatting on the floor. In the centre of the
+room was a naked wretch in chains; but sentence was hurriedly
+pronounced on him, and he was hustled away as the two Englishmen
+entered, and they found themselves face to face with the only woman
+in the room, the supreme ruler of this savage South Arabian coast
+town.</p>
+<p>She was seated on a raised divan, propped by cushions, and in
+front of her was a huge water-pipe at which she occasionally took a
+meditative pull. She was dressed quite in Oriental fashion, in
+trousers, zouave jacket, sash, and all the rest of it; but she was
+unmistakably English in features, though strongly suggestive of the
+Boadicea. She was a large, heavily-boned woman, enormously covered
+with flesh, and she dandled across her knees that very unfeminine
+sceptre, an English cavalryman's sword. But the eye neglected these
+details, and was irresistibly drawn by the strongness of her face.
+Even Kettle was almost awed by it.</p>
+<p>But Captain Owen Kettle-was not a man who could be kept in awe
+for long. He took off his helmet, marched briskly up toward the
+divan, and bowed.</p>
+<p>"Good afternoon, your Ladyship," he said. "I trust I see you
+well. I'm Captain Kettle, master of that steamboat now lying in
+your roads, and this is Mr. Wenlock, a passenger of mine, who heard
+that you were English, and has come to put you in the way of some
+property at home."</p>
+<p>The lady sat more upright, and set back her great shoulders. "I
+am English," she said. "I was called in the Giaour faith Teresa
+Anderson."</p>
+<p>"That's the name," said Kettle. "Mr. Wenlock's come to take you
+away to step into a nice thing at home."</p>
+<p>"I am Emir here. Am I asked to be Emir in your country?"</p>
+<p>"Why, no," said Kettle; "that job's filled already, and we
+aren't thinking of making a change. Our present Emir in England
+(who, by the way, is a lady like yourself) seems to suit us very
+well. No, you'll be an ordinary small-potato citizen, like
+everybody else, and you will probably find it a bit of a
+change."</p>
+<p>"I do not onderstand," said the woman. "I have not spoke your
+language since I was child. Speak what you say again."</p>
+<p>"I'll leave it to Mr. Wenlock, your Majesty, if you've no
+objections, as he's the party mostly interested; and if you'd ask
+one of your young men to bring me a long drink and a chair, I'll be
+obliged. It's been a hot walk up here. I see you don't mind smoke,"
+he added, and lit a cheroot.</p>
+<p>Now, it was clear from the attitude of the guards and the
+civilians present, that Kettle was jostling heavily upon court
+etiquette, and at first the Lady Emir was very clearly inclined to
+resent it, and had sharp orders for repression ready upon her lips.
+But she changed her mind, perhaps through some memory that by blood
+she was related to this nonchalant race; and presently cushions
+were brought, on which Captain Kettle bestowed himself
+tailor-fashion (with his back cautiously up against a wall), and
+then a negro slave knelt before him and offered sweet sticky
+sherbet, which he drank with a wry face.</p>
+<p>But in the mean while Mr. Wenlock was stating his case with
+small forensic eloquence. The sight of Miss Teresa Anderson in the
+flesh awed him. He had pictured to himself some slim, quiet exile,
+perhaps a little gauche and timid, but at any rate amenable to
+instruction and to his will. He had forgotten the developing power
+of tropical suns. The woman before him, whose actual age was
+twenty-nine, looked fifty, and even for a desperate man like
+himself was impossible as a wife in England.</p>
+<p>He felt daunted before her already. It flashed through his mind
+that it was she who had ordered those grisly heads to be stuck
+above the water-gate, and he heartily wished himself away back on
+the steamer, tramping for cargo. He was not wanting in pluck as a
+usual thing, this unsuccessful solicitor, but before a woman like
+this, with such a record behind her, a man may well be scared and
+yet not be accused of cowardice.</p>
+<p>But the Lady Emir looked on Wenlock in a very different way to
+that in which she had regarded Kettle. Mr. Wenlock possessed (as
+indeed he had himself pointed out on the <i>Parakeet</i>) a fine
+outward appearance, and in fact anywhere he could have been
+remarked on as a personable man. And things came about as Kettle
+shrewdly anticipated they would. The Lady Emir had not remained
+unmarried all these years through sheer distaste for matrimony. She
+had been celibate through an unconquerable pride of blood. None but
+men of colored race had been around her in all her wars, her
+governings, and her diplomacies; and always she had been too proud
+to mate with them. But here now stood before her a male of her own
+race, handsome, upstanding, and obviously impressed by her power
+and majesty. He would not rule her; he would not even attempt a
+mastery; she would still be Emir--and a wife. The chance had never
+occurred to her before; might never occur again. She was quick to
+make her decision.</p>
+<p>Ruling potentates are not as other folk with their love affairs,
+and the Lady Emir of Dunkhot (forgetting that she was once Teresa
+Anderson, and a modest English maiden) unconsciously fell in with
+the rule of her caste. The English speech, long disused, came to
+her unhandily, but the purport of what she said was plain. She made
+proclamation that the Englishman Wenlock should there and then
+become her husband, and let slaves fetch the mullah to unite them
+before the sun had dropped below another bar of the windows.</p>
+<p>She did not ask her future husband's wishes or his permission.
+She simply stated her sovereign will and looked that it should be
+carried out forthwith.</p>
+<p>A couple of slaves scurried out on their missions--evidently
+their Emir was accustomed to have her orders carried out with
+promptness--and for long enough Wenlock stood wordless in front of
+the divan, far more like a criminal than a prospective bridegroom.
+The lady, with the tube of the water-pipe between her lips, puffed
+smoke and made no further speech. She had stated her will: the
+result would follow in due course.</p>
+<p>But at last Wenlock, as though wrenching himself into
+wakefulness out of some horrid dream, turned wildly to Kettle, and
+in a torrent of words implored for rescue.</p>
+<p>The little sailor heard him quite unmoved. "You asked my help,"
+he said, "in a certain matter, and I've given it, and things have
+turned out just as I've guessed they would. You maundered about
+your dear Teresa on my steamboat till I was nearly sick, and, by
+James! you've got her now, and no error about it."</p>
+<p>"But you said you didn't approve," cried the wretched man.</p>
+<p>"I quite know what I said," retorted Kettle grimly. "I didn't
+approve of your way. But this is different. You're not a very fine
+specimen, but anyway you're English, and it does good to the old
+shop at home to have English people for kings and queens of foreign
+countries. I've got a theory about that."</p>
+<br>
+<a name="page205.jpg"></a>
+<p class="ctr"><img src="images/page205.jpg" width="45%" alt=
+""><br>
+<b>"I'm a British subject".</b></p>
+<br>
+<p>Now the Lady Emir was not listening to all this tirade by any
+means unmoved. To begin with, it was not etiquette to speak at all
+in her presence if unaddressed, and to go on with, although she did
+not understand one word in ten of what was being spoken, she
+gathered the gist of it, and this did not tend to compose her. She
+threw away the snaky stem of water-pipe, and gripped both hands on
+the trooper's sword, till the muscles stood out in high relief.</p>
+<p>"Do you say," she demanded, "you onwilling marry me?"</p>
+<p>"Yes," said Wenlock, with sullen emphasis.</p>
+<p>She turned her head, and gave orders in Arabic. With marvellous
+readiness, as though it was one of the regular appointments of the
+place, a couple of the guards trundled a stained-wooden block into
+the middle of the floor, another took his station beside it with an
+ominous-looking axe poised over his shoulder, and almost before
+Wenlock knew what was happening, he was pinned by a dozen men at
+wrist and ankle, and thrust down to kneel "with his neck over the
+block.</p>
+<p>"Do you say," the Lady Emir repeated, "you onwilling marry
+me?"</p>
+<p>"I'm a British subject," Wenlock shouted. "I've a Foreign Office
+passport in my pocket. I'll appeal to my Government over this."</p>
+<p>"My lad," said Kettle, "you won't have time to appeal. The lady
+isn't being funny. She means square biz. If you don't be sensible,
+and see things in the same way she does, it'll be one
+<i>che-opp</i>, and what happens afterward won't interest you."</p>
+<p>"Those spikes," said Wenlock faintly.</p>
+<p>"Above the water-gate?" said Kettle. "Queer, but the same thing
+occurred to me, too. You'd feel a bit lonely stuck up there getting
+sun-dried."</p>
+<p>"I'll marry her."</p>
+<p>"You'd better spread a bit more politeness about," Kettle
+advised. "It will be all the more comfortable for you afterward if
+you do." And so Wenlock, with desperation nerving him, poured out
+all the pretty speeches which he had in store, and which he had
+looked to use to this very woman under such very different
+circumstances. But he did not even suggest taking his future spouse
+back to England.</p>
+<p>She, too, when she graciously pardoned his previous outburst,
+mentioned her decision on this matter also.</p>
+<p>"I am Emir here," she said, "and I could not be Emir in your
+England without many fights. So here I shall stay, and you with me.
+When there is war, you shall ride at my side; in peace I will give
+you a governorship over a ward of this town, from which you can get
+your taxes. And if there are children, you shall bring them
+up."</p>
+<p>The mullah, who knew better than to keep his ruler waiting, had
+come in, and they were forthwith married, solemnly and irrevocably,
+according to the rites and ceremonies of the Mohammedan Church, as
+practised in the kingdom of Dunkhot. And in witness thereof,
+Captain Kettle wrote his name from left to right, in
+contradistinction to all the other signatories, who wrote from
+right to left, except the bridegroom.</p>
+<p>"And now, Mr. Wenlock, if you please," said Kettle, "as you're
+comfortably tied to the lady of your choice, I'll trouble you for
+that fee you promised."</p>
+<p>"I'll see you in somewhere hotter than Arabia," said the
+bridegroom, mopping his pale face.</p>
+<p>"Now look," said Kettle, "I'm not going to scrap with you here,
+and I don't want to break up this happy home with domestic
+unpleasantness; but if you don't hand me over that &pound;50, I
+shall ask your good lady to get it for me."</p>
+<p>Wenlock sullenly handed out a note.</p>
+<p>"Thank you. I know you feel injured, but I'm earning this money
+exactly according to promise, and of you don't quite like what's
+been done, you must remember that it's your own fault for not
+wording the agreement a bit more carefully. And now, as I seem to
+have got through my business here, if it's agreeable to all
+parties, I'll be going. Good-by, Mrs. Wenlock, madam. Let me call
+you by your name for the first time."</p>
+<p>The Lady Emir set back her great shoulders. "That is not my
+name," she said. "I am Emir. My name does not change."</p>
+<p>"Beg pardon," said Kettle, "he takes yours, does he? Didn't know
+that was the custom of this country. Well, good-afternoon."</p>
+<p>"But do you want," said the lady, "no present?"</p>
+<p>"Thank you," said Kettle, with a cock of the head, "but I take
+presents from no one. What bit of a living I get, your ladyship, I
+earn."</p>
+<p>"I do not onderstand. But you are sailor. You have ship. You
+wish cargo?"</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle snapped his fingers ecstatically. "Now, ma'am,
+there you've hit it. Cargo's what I do want. I'll have to tell you
+that freights are up a good deal just now, and you'll have to pay
+for accommodation, but my ship's a good one, and my firm's
+reliable, and will see that you are dealt by honest at the other
+end."</p>
+<p>"I do not onderstand."</p>
+<p>"Of course you don't, your Majesty; of course you don't. Ladies
+like you don't have to bother with the shipping trade. But just you
+give me a line to the principal merchants in the town saying that
+you'd like me to have a few tons of their stuff, and that'll do. I
+guess that what your ladyship likes round here is usually
+done."</p>
+<p>"You wish me write. I will write. Now we will wash hands, and
+there is banquet."</p>
+<p>And so it came to pass that, some twenty-four hours later,
+Captain Kettle returned to the <i>Parakeet</i> sun-scorched, and
+flushed with success, and relieved the anxious Murray from his
+watch. The mate was naturally curious to know what happened
+ashore.</p>
+<p>"Let me get a glass of Christian beer to wash all their sticky
+nastinesses from my neck, and I'll tell you," said Kettle, and he
+did with fine detail and circumstance.</p>
+<p>"Well, Wenlock's got his heiress anyway," said Murray, with a
+sigh, when the tale was over. "I suppose we may as well get under
+way now, sir."</p>
+<p>"Not much," said Kettle jubilantly. "Why, man, I've squeezed
+every ton of cargo they have in the place, and stuck them for
+freights in a way that would surprise you. Here's the tally: 270
+bags of coffee, 700 packets of dates, 350 baskets of figs, and all
+for London. And, mark you," said Kettle, hitting the table, "that
+or more'll be waiting for me there every time I come, and no other
+skipper need apply."</p>
+<p>"H'm," said the mate thoughtfully; "but will Wenlock be as civil
+and limp next time you call, sir?"</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle winked pleasantly, and put a fifty-pound note in
+his lock-up drawer. "That's all right, my lad. No fear of Master
+Wenlock getting his tail up. If you'd seen the good lady, his wife,
+you'd know why. That's the man that went hunting an heiress, Mr.
+Murray; and by the holy James he's got her, and no error."</p>
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr style="width: 35%;">
+<br>
+<br>
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_IX"></a>CHAPTER IX</h2>
+<h3>A MATTER OF JUSTICE</h3>
+<br>
+<p>It was quite evident that the man wanted something; but Captain
+Kettle did not choose definitely to ask for his wishes.
+Over-curiosity is not a thing that pays with Orientals. Stolid
+indifference, on the other hand, may earn easy admiration.</p>
+<p>But at last the man took his courage in a firmer grip, and came
+up from the <i>Parakeet's</i> lower deck, where the hands were
+working cargo, and advanced under the bridge deck awnings to
+Captain Kettle's long chair and salaamed low before him.</p>
+<p>Kettle seemed to see the man for the first time. He looked up
+from the accounts he was laboring at. "Well?" he said, curtly.</p>
+<p>It was clear the Arab had no English. It was clear also that he
+feared being watched by his fellow countrymen in the lighter which
+was discharging date bags alongside. He manoeuvred till the broad
+of his back covered his movements, materialized somehow or other a
+scrap of paper from some fold of his burnous, dropped this into
+Kettle's lap without any perceptible movement of either his arms or
+hands, and then gave another stately salaam and moved away to the
+place from which he had come.</p>
+<p>"If you are an out-of-work conjuror," said Kettle to the
+retreating figure, "you've come to the wrong place to get
+employment here."</p>
+<p>The Arab passed out of sight without once turning his head, and
+Kettle glanced down at the screw of paper which lay on his knees,
+and saw on it a scrawl of writing.</p>
+<p>"Hullo," he said, "postman, were you; not conjuror? I didn't
+expect any mail here. However, let's see. Murray's writing, by
+James!" he muttered, as he flattened out the grimy scrap of paper,
+and then he whistled-with surprise and disgust as he read.</p>
+<blockquote>"<i>Dear Captain</i>," the letter ran. "<i>I've got
+into the deuce of a mess, and if you can bear a hand to pull me
+out, it would be a favor I should never forget. I got caught up
+that side street to the left past the mosque, but they covered my
+head with a cloth directly after, and hustled me on for half an
+hour, and where I am now, the dickens only knows. It's a cellar.
+But perhaps bearer may know, who's got my watch. The trouble was
+about a woman, a pretty little piece who I was photographing. You
+see</i>--"</blockquote>
+<p>And here the letter broke off.</p>
+<p>"That's the worst of these fancy, high-toned mates," Kettle
+grumbled. "What does he want to go ashore for at a one-eyed hole
+like this? There are no saloons--and besides he isn't a drinking
+man. Your new-fashioned mate isn't. There are no girls for him to
+kiss--seeing that they are all Mohammedans, and wear a veil. And as
+for going round with that photography box of his, I wonder he
+hasn't more pride. I don't like to see a smart young fellow like
+him, that's got his master's ticket all new and ready in his chest,
+bringing himself down to the level of a common, dirty-haired
+artist. Well, Murray's got a lot to learn before he finds an owner
+fit to trust him with a ship of his own."</p>
+<p>Kettle read the hurried letter through a second time, and then
+got up out of his long chair, and put on his spruce white drill
+uniform coat, and exchanged his white canvas shoes for another pair
+more newly pipeclayed. His steamer might merely be a common cargo
+tramp, the town he was going to visit ashore might be merely the
+usual savage settlement one meets with on the Arabian shore of the
+Persian Gulf, but the little sailor did not dress for the
+admiration of fashionable crowds. He was smart and spruce always
+out of deference to his own self-respect.</p>
+<p>He went up to the second mate at the tally desk on the main deck
+below, and gave him some instructions. "I'm going ashore," he said,
+"and leave you in charge. Don't let too many of these niggers come
+aboard at once, and tell the steward to keep all the doors to below
+snugly fastened. I locked the chart-house myself when I came out.
+Have you heard about the mate?"</p>
+<p>"No, sir."</p>
+<p>"Ah, I thought the news would have been spread well about the
+ship before it came to me. He's got in trouble ashore, and I
+suppose I must go, and see the Kady, and get him bailed out."</p>
+<p>The second mate wiped the dust and perspiration from his face
+with his bare arm, and leant on the tally-desk, and grinned. Here
+seemed to be an opportunity for the relaxation of stiff official
+relations. "What's tripped him?" he asked. "Skirt or
+photographing?"</p>
+<p>"He will probably tell you himself when he comes back," said
+Kettle coldly. "I shall send him to his room for three days when he
+gets on board."</p>
+<p>The second mate pulled his face into seriousness. "I don't
+suppose he got into trouble intentionally, sir."</p>
+<p>"Probably not, but that doesn't alter the fact that he has
+managed it somehow. I don't engage my mates for amusements of that
+kind, Mr. Grain. I've got them here to work, and help me do my duty
+by the owners. If they take up low class trades like artisting,
+they must be prepared to stand the consequences. You'll remember
+the orders I've given you? If I'm wanted, you'll say I'll probably
+be back by tea."</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle went off then in a shore-boat, past a small fleet
+of pearling dhows, which rolled at their anchors, and after a long
+pull--for the sea was shallow, and the anchorage lay five miles
+out--stepped on to the back of a burly Arab, and was carried the
+last mile dry-shod. Parallel to him were lines of men carrying out
+cargo to the lighters which would tranship it to the
+<i>Parakeet</i>, and Kettle looked upon these with a fine
+complacency.</p>
+<p>His tramping for cargo had been phenomenally successful. He was
+filling his holds at astonishingly heavy freights. And not only
+would this bring him credit with his owners, which meant promotion
+in due course to a larger ship, but in the mean time, as he drew
+his 2-1/2 per cent, on the profits, it represented a very
+comfortable matter of solid cash for that much-needing person
+himself. He hugged himself with pleasure when he thought of this
+new found prosperity. It represented so many things which he would
+be able to do for his wife and family, which through so many years
+narrow circumstances had made impossible.</p>
+<p>The burly Arab on whose hips he rode pick-a-back stepped out of
+the water at last, and Kettle jumped down from his perch, and
+picked his way daintily among the litter of the foreshore toward
+the white houses of the town which lay beyond.</p>
+<p>It was the first time he had set foot there. So great was his
+luck at the time, that he had not been forced to go ashore in the
+usual way drumming up cargo. The shippers had come off begging him
+to become their carrier, and he had muleted them in heavy freights
+accordingly. So he stepped into the town with many of the feelings
+of a conqueror, and demanded to be led to the office of a man with
+whom he had done profitable business that very morning.</p>
+<p>Of course, "office" in the Western meaning of the term there was
+none. The worthy Rad el Moussa transacted affairs on the floor of
+his general sitting-room, and stored his merchandise in the
+bed-chambers, or wherever it would be out of reach of pilfering
+fingers. But he received the little sailor with fine protestations
+of regard, and (after some giggles and shuffling as the women
+withdrew) inducted him to the dark interior of his house, and set
+before him delicious coffee and some doubtful sweetmeats.</p>
+<p>Kettle knew enough about Oriental etiquette not to introduce the
+matter on which he had come at the outset of the conversation. He
+passed and received the necessary compliments first, endured a
+discussion of local trade prospects, and then by an easy gradation
+led up to the powers of the local Kady. He did not speak Arabic
+himself, and Rad el Moussa had no English. But they had both served
+a life apprenticeship to sea trading, and the curse of the Tower of
+Babel had very little power over them. In the memories of each
+there were garnered scraps from a score of spoken languages, and
+when these failed, they could always draw on the unlimited
+vocabulary of the gestures and the eyes. And for points that were
+really abstruse, or which required definite understanding, there
+always remained the charcoal stick and the explanatory drawing on
+the face of a whitewashed wall.</p>
+<p>When the conversation had lasted some half an hour by the clock,
+and a slave brought in a second relay of sweetmeats and thick
+coffee, the sailor mentioned, as it were incidentally, that one of
+his officers had got into trouble in the town. "It's quite a small
+thing," he said lightly, "but I want him back as soon as possible,
+because there's work for him to do on the steamer. See what I
+mean?"</p>
+<p>Rad el Moussa nodded gravely. "Savvy plenty," said he.</p>
+<p>Now Kettle knew that the machinery of the law in these small
+Arabian coast towns was concentrated in the person of the Kady,
+who, for practical purposes, must be made to move by that lubricant
+known as palm oil; and so he produced some coins from his pocket
+and lifted his eyebrows inquiringly.</p>
+<p>Rad el Moussa nodded again, and made careful inspection of the
+coins, turning them one by one with his long brown fingers, and
+biting those he fancied most as a test of their quality. Finally,
+he selected a gold twenty-franc piece and two sovereigns, balanced
+and chinked them carefully in his hand, and then slipped them into
+some private receptacle in his wearing apparel.</p>
+<p>"I say," remarked Kettle, "that's not for you personally, old
+tintacks. That's for the Kady."</p>
+<p>Rad pointed majestically to his own breast. "El Kady," he
+said.</p>
+<p>"Oh, you are his Worship, are you?" said Kettle. "Why didn't you
+say so before? I don't think it was quite straight of you,
+tintacks, but perhaps that's your gentle Arab way. But I say,
+Whiskers, don't you try being too foxy with me, or you'll get hurt.
+I'm not the most patient man in the world with inferior nations.
+Come, now, where's the mate?"</p>
+<p>Rad spread his hands helplessly.</p>
+<p>"See, here, it's no use your trying that game. You know that I
+want Murray, my mate."</p>
+<p>"Savvy plenty."</p>
+<p>"Then hand him out, and let me get away back on board."</p>
+<p>"No got," said Rad el Moussa; "no can."</p>
+<p>"Now look here, Mister," said Captain Kettle, "I've paid you
+honestly for justice, and if I don't have it, I'll start in pulling
+down your old town straight away. Give up the mate, Rad, and let me
+get back peacefully to my steamboat, or, by James! I'll let loose a
+wild earthquake here. If you want battle, murder, and sudden death,
+Mr. Rad el Moussa, just you play monkey tricks with me, and you'll
+get 'em cheap. Kady, are you? Then, by James! you start in without
+further talk, and give me the justice that I've bought and paid
+for."</p>
+<p>Though this tirade was in an alien tongue, Rad el Moussa caught
+the drift from Captain Kettle's accompanying gesticulations, which
+supplied a running translation as he went on. Rad saw that his
+visitor meant business, and signed that he would go out and fetch
+the imprisoned mate forthwith.</p>
+<p>"No, you don't," said Kettle promptly. "If your Worship once
+left here, I might have trouble in finding you again. I know how
+easy it is to hide in a-warren like this town of yours. Send one of
+your hands with a message."</p>
+<p>Now, to convey this sentence more clearly, Kettle had put his
+fingers on the Arab's clothing, when out fell a bag of pearls,
+which came unfastened. The pearls rolled like peas about the floor,
+and the Arab, with gritting teeth, whipped out a knife. Promptly
+Kettle drew also, and covered him with a revolver.</p>
+<p>"See here," he said, "I'm not a thief, though perhaps you think
+I pulled out that jewelry purse on purpose. It was an accident,
+Rad, so I'll forgive your hastiness. But your Worship mustn't pull
+out cutlery on me. I'll not stand that from any man living. That's
+right, put it up. Back goes the pistol into its pocket, and now
+we're friends again. Pick up the pearls yourself, and then you'll
+be certain I haven't grabbed any, and then send one of your men to
+fetch my mate and do as I want. You're wasting a great deal of my
+time, Rad el Moussa, over a very simple job."</p>
+<p>The Arab gathered the pearls again into the pouch and put it
+back to its place among his clothes. His face had grown savage and
+lowering, but it was clear that this little spitfire of a sailor,
+with his handy pistol, daunted him. Kettle, who read these signs,
+was not insensible to the compliment they implied, but at the same
+time he grew, if anything, additionally cautious. He watched his
+man with a cat-like caution, and when Rad called a slave and gave
+him orders in fluent Arabic, he made him translate his commands
+forthwith.</p>
+<p>Rad el Moussa protested that he had ordered nothing more than
+the carrying out of his visitor's wishes. But it seemed to Kettle
+that he protested just a trifle too vehemently, and his suspicions
+deepened.</p>
+<p>He tapped his pistol in its resting-place, and nodded his head
+meaningly. "You've friends in this town," he said, "and I dare say
+you'll have a goodish bit of power in your small way. I've neither,
+and I don't deny that if you bring up all your local army to
+interfere, I may have a toughish fight of it; but whatever happens
+to me in the long run, you may take it as straight from yours truly
+that you'll go to your own funeral if trouble starts. So put that
+in your hookah and smoke it, tintacks, and give me the other
+tube."</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle was used to the dilatory ways of the East, and he
+was prepared to wait, though never doubting that Murray would be
+surrendered to him in due time, and he would get his own way in the
+end. So he picked up one of the snaky tubes of the great pipe, and
+put the amber mouthpiece between his lips; and there for an hour
+the pair of them squatted on the divan, with the hookah gurgling
+and reeking between them. From time to time a slave-girl came and
+replenished the pipe with tobacco or fire as was required. But
+these were the only interruptions, and between whiles they smoked
+on in massive silence.</p>
+<p>At the end of that hour, the man-slave who had been sent out
+with the message re-entered the room and delivered his tidings. Rad
+el Moussa in his turn passed it on. Murray was even then waiting in
+the justice chamber, so he said, at the further side of the house,
+and could be taken away at once. Kettle rose to his feet, and the
+Arab stood before him with bowed head and folded arms.</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle began to feel shame for having pressed this man
+too hardly. It seemed that he had intended to act honestly all
+along, and the suspiciousness of his behavior doubtless arose from
+some difficulty of custom or language. So the sailor took the Rad's
+limp hand in his own and shook it cordially, and at the same time
+made a handsome apology for his own share of the
+misunderstanding.</p>
+<p>"Your Worship must excuse me," he said, "but I'm always apt to
+be a bit suspicious about lawyers. What dealings I've had with them
+have nearly always turned out for me unfortunately. And now, if you
+don't mind, we'll go into your court-house, and you can hand me
+over my mate, and I'll take him back to the ship. Enough time's
+been wasted already by both of us."</p>
+<p>The Arab, still bowed and submissive, signed toward the doorway,
+and Kettle marched briskly out along the narrow dark passage
+beyond, with Rad's sandals shuffling in escort close at his rear.
+The house seemed a large one, and rambling. Three times Rad's
+respectful fingers on his visitor's sleeve signed to him a change
+of route. The corridors, too, as is the custom in Arabia, where
+coolness is the first consideration, were dimly lit; and with the
+caution which had grown to be his second nature, Kettle
+instinctively kept all his senses on the alert for inconvenient
+surprises. He had no desire that Rad el Moussa should forget his
+submissiveness and stab him suddenly from behind, neither did he
+especially wish to be noosed or knifed from round any of the dusky
+sudden corners.</p>
+<p>In fact he was as much on the <i>qui vive</i> as he ever had
+been in all his long, wild, adventurous life, and yet Rad el
+Moussa, who meant treachery all along, took him captive by the most
+vulgar of timeworn stratagems. Of a sudden the boarding of the
+floor sank beneath Kettle's feet. He turned, and with a desperate
+effort tried to throw himself backward whence he had come. But the
+boarding behind reared up and hit him a violent blow on the hands
+and head, and he fell into a pit below.</p>
+<p>For an instant he saw through the gloom the face of Rad el
+Moussa turned suddenly virulent, spitting at him in hate, and then
+the swing-floor slammed up into place again, and all view of
+anything but inky blackness was completely shut away.</p>
+<p>Now the fall, besides being disconcerting, was tolerably deep;
+and but for the fact that the final blow from the flooring had shot
+him against the opposite side of the pit, and so broken his descent
+at the expense of his elbows and heels, he might very well have
+landed awkwardly, and broken a limb or his back in the process. But
+Captain Owen Kettle was not the man to waste time over useless
+lamentation or rubbing of bruises. He was on fire with fury at the
+way he had been tricked, and thirsting to get loose and be
+revenged. He had his pistol still in its proper pocket, and
+undamaged, and if the wily Rad had shown himself anywhere within
+range just then, it is a certain thing that he would have been shot
+dead to square the account.</p>
+<p>But Kettle was, as I have said, wedged in with darkness, and for
+the present, revenge must wait until he could see the man he wanted
+to shoot at. He scrambled to his feet, and fumbled in his pocket
+for a match. He found one, struck it on the sole of his trim white
+shoe, and reconnoitred quickly.</p>
+<p>The place he was in was round and bottle shaped, measuring some
+ten feet across its floor, and tapering to a small square, where
+the trap gave it entrance above. It was a prison clearly, and there
+was evidence that it had been recently used. It was clear also that
+the only official way of releasing a prisoner was to get him up by
+a ladder or rope through the small opening to which the sides
+converged overhead. Moreover, to all common seeming, the place was
+simply unbreakable, at least to any creature who had not either
+wings or the power of crawling up the under-side of a slant like a
+fly.</p>
+<p>But all these things flashed through Kettle's brain in far less
+time than it takes to read them here. He had only two matches in
+his possession, and he wished to make all possible use of the
+first, so as to keep the second for emergencies; and so he made his
+survey with the best of his intelligence and speed.</p>
+<p>The walls of this bottle-shaped prison were of bricks built
+without visible mortar, and held together (it seemed probable) by
+the weight of earth pressing outside them; but just before the
+match burned his fingers and dropped to the floor, where it
+promptly expired, his eye fell upon an opening in the masonry. It
+was a mere slit, barely three inches wide, running vertically up
+and down for some six courses of the brick, and it was about
+chin-high above the ground.</p>
+<p>He marked this when the light went out, and promptly went to it
+and explored it with his arm. The slit widened at the other side,
+and there was evidently a chamber beyond. He clapped his hands
+against the lip of the slit, and set his feet against the wall, and
+pulled with the utmost of his strength. If once he could widen the
+opening sufficiently to clamber through, possibilities lay beyond.
+But from the weight of wall pressing down above, he could not budge
+a single brick by so much as a hairs-breadth, and so he had to give
+up this idea, and, stewing with rage, set about further
+reconnoitring.</p>
+<p>The darkness put his eyes out of action, but he had still left
+his hands and feet, and he went round with these, exploring
+carefully.</p>
+<p>Presently his search was rewarded. Opposite the opening he had
+discovered before, was another slit in the overhanging wall of this
+bottle-shaped prison, and this also he attacked in the hope of
+wrenching free some of the bricks. He strained and panted, till it
+seemed as though the tendons of his body must break, but the wall
+remained whole and the slit unpassable; and then he gave way,
+almost childishly, to his passion of rage, and shouted insults and
+threats at Rad el Moussa in the vain hope that some one would hear
+and carry them. And some one did hear, though not the persons he
+expected.</p>
+<p>A voice, muffled and foggy, as though it came from a long
+distance, said in surprise: "Why, Captain, have they got you here,
+too?"</p>
+<p>Under cover of the darkness, Kettle blushed for shame at his
+outcry. "That you, Murray? I didn't know you were here. How did you
+guess it was me?"</p>
+<p>The distant voice chuckled foggily. "I've heard you giving your
+blessing to the hands on board, sir, once or twice, and I
+recognized some of the words. What have they collared you for? You
+don't photograph. Have you been messing round with some girl?"</p>
+<p>"Curse your impudence; just you remember your position and mine.
+I'll have respect from my officers, even if I am in a bit of a
+fix."</p>
+<p>"Beg pardon, sir. Sorry I forgot myself. It sha'n't occur
+again."</p>
+<p>"You'll go to your room for three days when we get back on
+board."</p>
+<p>"Ay, ay, sir."</p>
+<p>"I decided that before I left the ship. I can't have my officers
+staying away from duty without leave on any excuse. And if they
+have such low tastes as to bring themselves on the level of common
+mop-headed portrait painters and photographers, they must pay for
+it."</p>
+<p>"Ay, ay, sir."</p>
+<p>"What were you run in for?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, photographing."</p>
+<p>"There you are, then! And did they bring you straight along
+here?"</p>
+<p>"Yes, sir. And lowered me in a bowline to this cellar."</p>
+<p>"Ah," said Kettle, "then you don't want so much change out of
+them. They dropped me, and some one will have a heavy bill to
+square up for, over that. Do you know whose house this is?"</p>
+<p>"Haven't a notion. After I'd been here an hour or so, some
+heathen sneaked round to a peep-hole in the wall and offered to
+take off a message to the ship, on payment. I hadn't any money, so
+I had to give up my watch, and before I'd written half the letter
+he got interrupted and had to clear off with what there was. Did he
+bring off the message, sir?"</p>
+<p>"He did. And I came ashore at once. You remember Rad el
+Moussa?"</p>
+<p>"The man that consigned all that parcel of figs for London?"</p>
+<p>"That man. I considered that as he'd been doing business with
+the steamer, he was the best person to make inquiries of ashore. So
+I came to him, and asked where I could find the Kady to bail you
+out. He shuffled a bit, and after some talk he admitted he was the
+Kady, and took palm-oil from me in the usual way, and then I'll not
+deny that we had a trifle of a disagreement. But he seemed to
+simmer down all right, said he'd send along for you, and after a
+bit of time said you'd come, and wouldn't I walk through the house
+and see you myself. The crafty old fox had got his booby trap
+rigged in the mean time, and then I walked straight into it like
+the softest specimen of blame' fool you can imagine."</p>
+<p>"Rad el Moussa," came the foggy comment. "By Jove! Captain, I
+believe we're in an awkward place. He's the biggest man in this
+town far and away, and about the biggest blackguard also from what
+I've heard. He's a merchant in every line that comes handy, from
+slaves and palm fibre to horses and dates; he runs most of those
+pearling dhows that we saw sweltering about at the anchorage; and
+he's got a little army of his own with which he raids the other
+coast towns and the caravans up-country when he hears they've got
+any truck worth looting. I say, this is scaring. I've been taking
+the thing pretty easily up to now, thinking it would come all right
+in time. But if I'd known it was old Rad who had grabbed me, I tell
+you I should have sat sweating."</p>
+<p>"It takes a lot more than a mere nigger, with his head in
+clouts, to scare me," said Kettle truculently, "and I don't care
+tuppence what he may be by trade. He's got a down on me at present,
+I'll grant, but I'm going to give Mr. Rad el Moussa fits a little
+later on, and you may stand by and look on, if you aren't
+frightened to be near him."</p>
+<p>"I'm not a funk in the open," grumbled Murray, "and you know it.
+You've seen me handle a crew. But I'm in a kind of cellar here, and
+can't get out, and if anybody chooses they can drop bricks on me,
+and I can't stop them. Have they been at you about those rifles,
+sir?"</p>
+<p>"What rifles? No, nobody's said 'rifles' to me ashore here."</p>
+<p>"It seems we've got some cases of rifles on board for one of
+those little ports up the coast. I didn't know it."</p>
+<p>"Nor did I," said Kettle, "and you can take it from me that we
+haven't. Smuggling rifles ashore is a big offence here in the
+Persian Gulf, and I'm not going to put myself in the way of the
+law, if I know it."</p>
+<p>"Well, I think you're wrong, sir," said the Mate. "I believe
+they're in some cases that are down on the manifest as 'machinery.'
+I saw them stowed down No. 3 hold, and I remember one of the
+stevedores in London joking about them when they were struck
+below."</p>
+<p>"Supposing they were rifles, what than?"</p>
+<p>"Rad wants them. He says they're consigned to some of his
+neighbors up coast, who'll raid him as soon as they're properly
+armed; and he doesn't like the idea. What raiding's done, he likes
+to do himself, and at the same time he much prefers good Brummagen
+rifles to the local ironmonger's blunderbusses."</p>
+<p>"Well," said Kettle, "I'm waiting to hear what he thought you
+could do with the rifles supposing they were on board."</p>
+<p>"Oh, he expected me to broach cargo and bring them here ashore
+to him. He's a simple-minded savage."</p>
+<p>"By James!" said Kettle, "the man's mad. What did he think I
+should be doing whilst one of my mates was scoffing cargo under my
+blessed nose?"</p>
+<p>"Ah, you see," said the foggy voice, with sly malice, "he did
+not know you so well then, sir. That was before he persuaded you to
+come into his house to stay with him."</p>
+<p>It is probable that Captain Kettle would have found occasion to
+make acid comment on this repartee from his inferior officer, but
+at that moment another voice addressed him from the slit at the
+other side of his prison, and he turned sharply round. To his
+surprise this new person spoke in very tolerable English.</p>
+<p>"Capt'n, I want t'make contrack wid you."</p>
+<p>"The deuce you do. And who might you be, anyway?"</p>
+<p>"I cullud gen'lem'n, sar. Born <i>Zanzibar</i>. Used to be
+fireman on P. and O. I want arsk you--"</p>
+<p>"Is this the Arabian Nights? How the mischief did you get here,
+anyway?"</p>
+<p>"Went on burst in Aden, sar. Th'ole Chief fired me out. Went
+Yemen. Caught for slave. Taken caravan. Brought here. But I'm very
+clever gen'lem'n, sar, an' soon bought myself free. Got slave of my
+own now. An' three wives. Bought 'nother wife yesterday."</p>
+<p>"You nasty beast!" said Kettle.</p>
+<p>"Sar, you insult me. Not bally Christian any longer. Hard-shell
+Mohammedan now, sar, and can marry as many wives as I can buy."</p>
+<p>"I'm sure the Prophet's welcome to you. Look here, my man. Pass
+down a rope's end from aloft there, and let me get on deck, and
+I'll give you a sovereign cash down, and a berth in my steamboat's
+stoke-hold if you want one. I'm not asking you to help me more. I
+guess I'm quite competent to find my way on board, and to wipe this
+house tolerably clean before it's quit of me."</p>
+<p>"Nothing of the kind, sar," said the man behind the slit. "You
+insult me, sar. I very big gen'lem'n here, sar, an' a sovereign's
+no use to me. Besides, I partner to ole man Rad, an' he say he want
+dem rifles you got on your ole tramp."</p>
+<p>"Does he, indeed? Then you can tell him, Mr. Nigger
+runaway-drunken-fireman, that I'll see you and him in somewhere a
+big sight hotter than Arabia before he gets them. I didn't know
+they were rifles; if I had known before this, I'd not have put them
+ashore; but as things are now, I'll land them into the hands of
+those that ordered them, and I hope they come round to this town of
+yours and give you fits. And see here, you talk more respectful
+about my steamboat, or you'll get your shins kicked, daddy."</p>
+<p>"An ole tramp," said the man relishingly. "I served on P. an'
+O., sar, an' on P. an' O. we don't care 'sociate wid tramps'
+sailors."</p>
+<p>"You impudent black cannibal. You'll be one of the animals those
+passenger lines carry along to eat the dead babies, to save the
+trouble of heaving them overboard."</p>
+<p>The ex-fireman spluttered. But he did not continue the contest.
+He recognized that he had to deal with a master in the cheerful art
+of insult, and so he came back sulkily to business.</p>
+<p>"Will you give Rad dem rifles, you low white fellow?"</p>
+<p>"No, I won't."</p>
+<p>"Very well. Den we shall spiflicate you till you do," said the
+man, and after that Kettle heard his slippers shuffling away.</p>
+<p>"I wonder what spiflicating is?" mused Kettle, but he did not
+remain cudgelling his brain over this for long. It occurred to him
+that if this negro could come and go so handily to the outside of
+this underground prison, there must be a stairway somewhere near,
+and though he could not enlarge the slit to get at it that way, it
+might be possible to burrow a passage under the wall itself. For a
+tool, he had spied a broken crock lying on the floor, and with the
+idea once in his head, he was not long in putting it to practical
+effect. He squatted just underneath the slit, and began to quarry
+the earth at the foot of the wall with skill and determination.</p>
+<p>But if Kettle was prompt, his captors were by no means dilatory.
+Between Kettle's prison and the mate's was another of those
+bottle-shaped <i>oubliettes</i>, and in that there was presently a
+bustle of movement. There came the noises of some one lighting a
+fire, and coughing as he fanned smouldering embers into a glow with
+his breath, and then more coughing and some curses as the
+fire-lighter took his departure. The door above clapped down into
+place, and then there was the sound of someone dragging over that
+and over the doors of the other two prisons what seemed to be
+carpets, or heavy rugs.</p>
+<p>There was something mysterious in this manoeuvre at first, but
+the secret of it was not kept for long. An acrid smell stole out
+into the air, which thickened every minute in intensity. Kettle
+seemed dimly to recognize it, but could not put a name to it
+definitely. Besides, he was working with all his might at scraping
+away the earth from the foot of the wall, and had little leisure to
+think of other things.</p>
+<p>The heat was stifling, and the sweat dripped from him, but he
+toiled on with a savage glee at his success. The foundations had
+not been dug out; they were "floating" upon the earth surface; and
+the labor of undermining would, it appeared, be small.</p>
+<p>But Murray in the other prison had smelt the reek before, and
+was able to put a name to it promptly. "By Jove! Captain," he
+shouted mistily from the distance, "they're going to smoke us to
+death; that's the game."</p>
+<p>"Looks like trying it," panted the little sailor, from his
+work.</p>
+<p>"That's dried camel's dung they're burning. There's no wood in
+Arabia here, and that's their only fuel. When the smoke gets into
+your lungs, it just tears you all to bits. I say, Skipper, can't
+you come to some agreement with Rad over those blessed rifles? It's
+a beastly death to die, this."</p>
+<p>"You aren't dead--by a long chalk--yet. More'm I. I'd hate to
+be--smoke-dried like a ham--as bad as any Jew. But I don't start
+in--to scoff the cargo--on my own ship--at any bally price."</p>
+<p>There was a sound of distant coughing, and then the misty
+question: "What are you working at?"</p>
+<p>"Taking--exercise," Kettle gasped, and after that, communication
+between the two was limited to incessant staccato coughs.</p>
+<p>More and more acrid grew the air as the burning camel's dung
+saturated it further and further with smoke, and more and more
+frenzied grew Kettle's efforts. Once he got up and stuffed his coat
+in the embrasure from which the smoke principally came. But that
+did little enough good. The wall was all chinks, and the bitter
+reek came in unchecked. He felt that the hacking coughs were
+gnawing away his strength, and just now the utmost output of his
+thews was needed.</p>
+<p>He had given up his original idea of mining a passage under the
+wall. Indeed, this would have been a labor of weeks with the poor
+broken crock which was his only tool, for the weight of the
+building above had turned the earth to something very near akin to
+the hardness of stone. But he had managed to scrape out a space
+underneath one brick, and found that it was loosened, and with
+trouble could be dislodged; and so he was burrowing away the earth
+from beneath others, to drop more bricks down from their places,
+and so make a gangway through the solid wall itself.</p>
+<p>But simple though this may be in theory, it was tediously
+difficult work in practice. The bricks jammed even when they were
+undermined, and the wall was four bricks thick to its further side.
+Moreover, every alternate course was cross-pinned, and the workman
+was rapidly becoming asphyxiated by the terrible reek which came
+billowing in from the chamber beyond.</p>
+<p>Still, with aching chest, and bleeding fingers, and smarting
+eyes, Kettle worked doggedly on, and at last got a hole made
+completely through. What lay in the blackness beyond he did not
+know; either Rad el Moussa or the fireman might be waiting to give
+him a <i>coup de grace</i> the moment his head appeared; but he was
+ready to accept every risk. He felt that if he stayed in the smoke
+of that burning camel's dung any longer he would be strangled.</p>
+<p>The hole in the brickwork was scarcely bigger than a fox-earth,
+but he was a slightly built man, and with a hard struggle he
+managed to push his way through. No one opposed him. He found and
+scraped his only remaining match, and saw that he was in another
+bottle-shaped chamber similar to the one he had left; but in this
+there was a doorway. There was pungent smoke reek here also, and,
+though its slenderness came to him as a blessed relief after what
+he had been enduring, he lusted desperately for a taste of the pure
+air outside.</p>
+<p>The door gave to his touch, and he found a stair. He ran up this
+and stepped out into the corridor, where Rad had lured him to
+capture, and then, walking cautiously by the wall so as not to step
+into any more booby-traps, he came to the place where he calculated
+Murray would be jailed. A large thick carpet had been spread over
+the door so as to prevent any egress of the stinging smoke, or any
+ingress of air, and this he pulled away, and lifted the trap.</p>
+<p>There was no sound from below. "Great heavens," he thought, "was
+the mate dead?" He hailed sharply, and a husky voice answered.
+Seeing nothing else at hand that would serve, he lowered an end of
+the carpet, keeping a grip on the other, and presently Murray got a
+hold and clambered up beside him.</p>
+<p>In a dozen whispered words Kettle told his plans, and they were
+on the point of starting off to carry them out, when the
+<i>slop-slop</i> of slippers made itself heard advancing down the
+corridors. Promptly the pair of them sank into the shadows, and
+presently the ex-fireman came up whistling cheerfully an air from
+some English music-hall. He did not see them till they were almost
+within hand-grips, and then the tune froze upon his lips in a
+manner that was ludicrous.</p>
+<p>But neither Kettle nor his mate had any eye for the humors of
+the situation just then. Murray plucked the man's legs artistically
+from beneath him, and Kettle gripped his hands and throat. He
+thrust his savage little face close down to the black man's. "Now,"
+he said, "where's Rad? Tell me truly, or I'll make you into dog's
+meat. And speak quietly. If you make a row, I'll gouge your eyes
+out."</p>
+<p>"Rad, he in divan," the fellow stuttered in a scared whisper.
+"Sort o' front shop you savvy, sar. Don' kill me."</p>
+<p>"I can recommend my late state-room," said Murray.</p>
+<p>"Just the ticket," said Kettle. So into the <i>oubliette</i>
+they toppled him, clapping down the door in its place above. "There
+you may stay, you black beast," said his judge, "to stew in the
+smoke you raised yourself. If any of your numerous wives are
+sufficiently interested to get you out, they may do so. If not, you
+pig, you may stay and cure into bacon. I'm sure I sha'n't miss you.
+Come along, Mr. Mate."</p>
+<p>They fell upon Rad el Moussa placidly resting among the cushions
+of the divan, with the stem of the water-pipe between his teeth,
+and his mind probably figuring out plans of campaign in which the
+captured rifles would do astonishing work.</p>
+<p>Kettle had no revolver in open view, but Rad had already learned
+how handily that instrument could be produced on occasion, and had
+the wit to make no show of resistance. The sailor went up to him,
+delicately extracted the poignard from his sash, and broke the
+blade beneath his feet. Then he said to him, "Stand there,"
+pointing to the middle of the floor, and seated himself on the
+divan in the attitude of a judge.</p>
+<p>"Now, Mr. Rad el Moussa, I advise you to understand what's going
+to be said to you now, so that it'll be a lesson to you in the
+future.</p>
+<p>"I came to you, not very long ago, asking for your card to the
+Kady. I told you my business was about the mate here, and you said
+you were Kady yourself. Whether you are or not I don't know, and I
+don't vastly care, but anyway, I paid for justice in hard money,
+and you said you'd give up the mate. You didn't do that. You played
+a trick on me, which I'll own up I was a fool to get caught by; and
+I make no doubt that you've been laughing at me behind my back with
+that nasty nigger partner of yours.</p>
+<p>"Well, prisoner at the bar, let alone I'm a blooming
+Englishman--and Englishmen aren't sent into this world to be
+laughed at by any foreigners--I'm myself as well, and let me tell
+you I don't stand either being swindled out of justice when I've
+paid for it, or being played tricks on afterward. So you are hereby
+sentenced to the fine of one bag of pearls, to be paid on the spot,
+and furthermore to be incarcerated in one of those smoke boxes down
+the alleyway yonder till you can find your own way out. Now,
+prisoner, don't move during the next operation, or I'll shoot you.
+Mr. Mate, you'll find a small bag inside the top part of his
+nightgown, on the left-hand side. Got 'em?"</p>
+<p>"Here they are, sir," said Murray.</p>
+<p>"Thanks," said Kettle, and put the bag in his pocket. "And now,
+if you please, Mr. Mate, we'll just put His Whiskers into that
+cellar with the nigger, and leave him there to get smoked into a
+better and, we'll hope, a more penitent frame of mind."</p>
+<p>They completed this pious act to their entire satisfaction, and
+left the house without further interruption. The townspeople were
+just beginning to move about again after the violence of the midday
+heat, but except for curious stares, they passed through the narrow
+streets between the whitewashed houses quite without interruption.
+And in due time they came to the beach, and hired a shore boat,
+which took them off to the steamer.</p>
+<p>But here Kettle was not inclined to linger unnecessarily. He saw
+Grain, the second mate, and asked Mm how much more cargo there was
+to come off.</p>
+<p>"The last lighter load is alongside this minute, sir."</p>
+<p>"Then hustle it on deck as quick as you can, and then call the
+carpenter, and go forward and heave up."</p>
+<p>Grain looked meaningly at Murray. "Am I to take the fore deck,
+sir."</p>
+<p>"Yes, I appoint you acting mate for three days; and Mr. Murray
+goes to his room for that time for getting into trouble ashore. Now
+put some hurry into things, Mr. Grain; I don't want to stay here
+longer than's needful."</p>
+<p>Grain went forward about his business, but Murray, who looked
+somewhat disconsolate, Kettle beckoned into the chart-house. He
+pulled out the pearl bag, and emptied its contents on to the chart
+table. "Now, look here, my lad," said he, "I have to send you to
+your room because I said I would, and because that's discipline;
+but you can pocket a thimblefull of these seed pearls just to patch
+up your wounded feelings, as your share of old Rad el Moussa's
+fine. They are only seed pearls, as I say, and aren't worth much.
+We were due to have more as a sheer matter of justice, but it
+wasn't to be got. So we must make the best of what there is. You'll
+bag &pound;20 out of your lot if you sell them in the right place
+ashore. I reckoned my damages at &pound;500, and I guess I've got
+here about &pound;200."</p>
+<p>"Thank you, sir," said Murray. "But it's rather hard being sent
+to my room for a thing I could no more help than you could."</p>
+<p>"Discipline, my lad. This will probably teach you to leave
+photographing to your inferiors in the future. There's no
+persuading me that it isn't that photograph box that's at the
+bottom of the whole mischief. Hullo, there's the windlass going
+already. I'll just lock up these pearls in the drawer, and then I
+must go on the bridge. Er, and about going to your room, my lad: as
+long as I don't see you for three days you can do much as you like.
+I don't want to be too hard. But as I said to old Rad el Moussa,
+justice is justice, and discipline's got to be kept."</p>
+<p>"And what about the rifles, sir?"</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle winked pleasantly. "I don't know that they are
+rifles. You see the cases are down on the manifest as 'machinery,'
+and I'm going to put them ashore as such; but I don't mind owning
+to you, Mr. Mate, that I hope old Rad finds out he was right in his
+information. I suppose his neighbors will let him know within the
+next week or so whether they are rifles really, or whether they
+aren't."</p>
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr style="width: 35%;">
+<br>
+<br>
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_X"></a>CHAPTER X</h2>
+<h3>DAGO DIVERS</h3>
+<br>
+<p>"I'm real glad to be able to call you 'Captain,' my lad," said
+Kettle, and Murray, in delight at his new promotion, wrung his old
+commander's hand again. "You've slaved hard enough as mate," Kettle
+went on, "though that's only what a man's got to do at sea nowadays
+if he wants promotion, and it'll probably amuse you to see Grain,
+who steps into your shoes, doing the work of four deck hands and an
+extra boatswain as well as his own. Grain was inclined to
+stoutness--he'll soon be thin again. As for you, you've sweated and
+slaved so much that your clothes hang on like you a slop-chest
+shirt on a stanchion just now. But you'll fill 'em out nicely by
+the time you get back to England again. Shouldn't wonder but what
+you turn out to be a regular fat man one of these days, my
+lad."</p>
+<p>Murray stood back and looked humorously over Captain Kettle. The
+pair of them liked one another well, but the ties of discipline had
+kept them icily apart up to now. Murray's promotion put them on
+equal footing of grade now, and they were inclined to make the most
+of it for the short time they had together. "Running the
+<i>Parakeet</i> doesn't seem to have made you very plump,
+Skipper."</p>
+<p>"Constitutional, I guess," said Kettle. "I don't believe the
+food's grown that'd make me carry flesh. I'm one of those men that
+was sent into the world with a whole shipload of bad luck to work
+through before I came across any of the soft things."</p>
+<p>"If you ask me," said Murray, cheerfully, "you haven't much to
+grumble at now. Here am I kicking you out of the command of the
+<i>Parakeet</i>, to be sure. And why? Because whilst you've been
+her old man you've made her pay about half what she originally cost
+per annum, and as out of that the firm's saved enough to build a
+new and bigger ship, they're naturally going to give her to you to
+scare up more fat dividends. Lord," said Murray, hitting his knee,
+"the chaps on board here will be calling me the 'old man' behind my
+back now."</p>
+<p>"You'll get used to hearing the title," said Kettle grimly,
+"before you make your pile. You'll get married, I suppose, on the
+strength of the promotion? I saw a girl's photo nailed up in your
+room."</p>
+<p>The new captain nodded. "Got engaged when I passed for my
+master's ticket. Arranged to be hitched so soon as I found a
+ship."</p>
+<p>Kettle sighed drearily. "I was that way, my lad. I was married,
+and a kid had come before I was thirty. Not that I ever regretted
+it; by James! no. But for long enough I was never able to provide
+for the missus in the way I'd like, and I can tell you it was
+terrible gall to me to know that our set at the chapel looked down
+on her because she could only keep a poor home. Yes, my lad, you'll
+have a lot to go through."</p>
+<p>"Well," said Murray, "I've got this promotion, and I'm not going
+to worry about dismals. I suppose you go straight home by mail from
+Aden here?"</p>
+<p>"Hullo, haven't they told you?"</p>
+<p>"My letter was only the dry, formal announcement that you were
+promoted to the new ship, and I was to take over the
+<i>Parakeet</i>."</p>
+<p>"They don't waste their typewriter in the office. I suppose they
+thought I'd hand on my letter if I saw fit. Read through that,"
+said Kettle, and handed across his news. This is how it ran:--</p>
+<br>
+<blockquote>BIRD, BIRD &amp; CO.,<br>
+Ship and Insurance Brokers,<br>
+Agents to the Bird<br>
+Transport Company.<br>
+Managers of the<br>
+Bird Steam Company.</blockquote>
+<blockquote><img src="images/flag.jpg" width="70" alt=
+""></blockquote>
+<blockquote>759, Euston Street,<br>
+LIVERPOOL,<br>
+21st March, 1896.</blockquote>
+<blockquote>
+<table width="40%" summary="">
+<tr>
+<td><i>Swan</i></td>
+<td>375 tons.</td>
+<td>Captain R. Evans.</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><i>Sparrow</i></td>
+<td>461 tons.</td>
+<td>Captain James Evans.</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>s.s. <i>Starling</i></td>
+<td>880 tons.</td>
+<td>Captain Enoch Shaw.</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>s.s. <i>Parakeet</i></td>
+<td>2,100 tons.</td>
+<td>Captain Murray.</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>s.s. Building</td>
+<td>3,500 tons.</td>
+<td>Captain O. Kettle.</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>s.s. Building</td>
+<td>3,500 tons.</td>
+<td>Captain ...</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>s.s. Building</td>
+<td>4,000 tons.</td>
+<td>Captain ...</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+The superb vessels of the Bird Line!"</blockquote>
+<br>
+<blockquote><i>Dear Captain Kettle,--<br>
+Having noted from your cables and reports you<br>
+are making a good thing for us out of tramping<br>
+the "Parakeet," we have pleasure in transferring<br>
+you to our new boat, which is now building on the<br>
+Clyde. She will be 3,500 tons, and we may take<br>
+out passenger certificate, she being constructed on<br>
+that specification. Your pay will be &pound;21 (twenty-one<br>
+pound) per month, with 2-1/2 per cent. commission<br>
+as before. But for the present, till this new<br>
+boat is finished, we want you to give over command<br>
+of the "Parakeet" to Murray, and take on a<br>
+new job. Our Mr. Alexander Bird has recently bought<br>
+the wreck of the s.s. "Grecian," and we are sending<br>
+out a steamer with divers and full equipment to get<br>
+the salvage. We wish you to go on board this vessel<br>
+to watch over our interests. We give you full<br>
+control, and have notified Captain Tazzuchi, at<br>
+present in command, to this effect</i>.</blockquote>
+<blockquote><i>Yours truly,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;p.p. Bird, Bird and Co.<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; (Isaac Bird.)</i><br>
+<br>
+<i>To Captain O. Kettle,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;s.s. "Parakeet," Bird Line, Aden.</i></blockquote>
+<p>"I see they have clapped me down on the bill heading for the
+<i>Parakeet</i> already," said Murray, "and you're shifted along in
+print for the new ship. Birds are getting on. But I've big doubts
+about three new boats all at one bite. One they might manage on a
+mortgage. But three? I don't think it. Old Ikey's too
+cautious."</p>
+<p>"Messrs. Bird are your owners and mine," said Kettle
+significantly.</p>
+<p>"Oh!" said the newly-made captain, "I'm not one of your
+old-fashioned sort that thinks an owner a little tin god."</p>
+<p>"My view is," said Kettle, "that your owner pays you, and so is
+entitled to your respect so long as he is your owner. Besides that,
+whilst you are drawing pay, you're expected to carry out orders,
+whatever they may be, without question. But I don't think we'll
+talk any more about this, my lad. You're one of the newer school, I
+know, and you've got such a big notion of your own rights that
+we're not likely to agree. Besides, you've got to check my accounts
+and see I've left it all for you ship-shape, and I've to pull my
+bits of things together into a portmanteau. See you again before I
+go away, and we'll have a drop of whisky together to wish the
+<i>Parakeet's</i> new 'old man' a pile of luck."</p>
+<p>At the edge of the harbor, Aden baked under the sun, but Kettle
+was not the man to filch his employer's time for unnecessary
+strolls ashore. The salvage steamer rolled at her anchor at the
+opposite side of the harbor, and Kettle and two portmanteaux were
+transhipped direct in one of the <i>Parakeet's</i> boats.</p>
+<p>He was received on board by an affable Italian, who introduced
+himself as Captain Tazzuchi. The man spoke perfect English, and was
+hospitality personified. The little salvage steamer was barely 300
+tons burden, and her accommodation was limited, but Tazzuchi put
+the best room in the ship at his guest's disposal, and said that
+anything that could act for his comfort should be done
+forthwith.</p>
+<p>"Y'know, Captain," said Tazzuchi, "this is what you call a
+'Dago' ship, and we serve out country wine as a regular ration. But
+I thought perhaps you'd like your own home ways best, and so I've
+ordered the ship's chandler ashore to send off a case of Scotch,
+and another of Chicago beef. Oh yes, and I sent also for some
+London pickles. I know how you English like your pickles."</p>
+<p>In fact, all that a man could do in the way of outward attention
+Tazzuchi did, but somehow or other Captain Kettle got a suspicion
+of him from the very first moment of their meeting. Perhaps it was
+to some extent because the British mariner has always an
+instinctive and special distrust for the Latin nations; perhaps it
+was because the civility was a little unexpected and over-effusive.
+Putting himself in the Italian's place, Kettle certainly would not
+have gone out of his way to be pleasant to a foreigner who was sent
+practically to supersede him in a command.</p>
+<p>But perhaps a second letter which he had received, giving him a
+more intimate list of the duties required, had something to do with
+this hostile feeling. It was from the same hand which had written
+the firm's formal letter, but it was couched in quite a different
+vein. Isaac Bird was evidently scared for his very commercial
+existence, and he thrust out his arms to Kettle on paper as his
+only savior. It seemed that Alexander Bird, the younger brother,
+had been running a little wild of late.</p>
+<p>The wreck of the <i>Grecian</i> had been put up for auction;
+Alexander strolled into the room by accident, and bought at an
+exorbitant figure. He came and announced his purchase to Isaac,
+declaring it as an instance of his fine business instincts. Isaac
+set it down to whisky, and recriminations followed. Alexander in a
+huff said he would go out and overlook the salvage operations in
+person. Isaac opined that the firm might scrape to windward of
+bankruptcy by that means, and advised Alexander to take remarkable
+pains about keeping sober. But forthwith Alexander, still in his
+cups, "and at a music hall, too, a place he knows 'Isaac's'
+religious connection holds in profound horror," gets to brawling,
+and is next discovered in hospital with a broken thigh.</p>
+<p>"<i>I have found Alexander's department of the business very
+tangled</i>," wrote Isaac, "<i>when I began to go into his books
+the first day he was laid up, and the thought of this new
+complication drove me near crazy. Salvage is out of our line;
+Alexander should never have touched it. But there it is; money
+paid, and I've had to borrow; and engaging that Italian firm for
+the job was the best thing I could manage. What English firms
+wanted was out of all reason. I don't wonder at Lloyds selling
+wrecks for anything they will fetch. A pittance in cash is better
+than getting into the hands of these sharks</i>" (sharks was
+heavily underscored). "<i>And what guarantee have I that the firm
+will pocket even that pittance? How do I know that I shall see even
+the money outpaid again, let alone reasonable interest?
+None</i>."</p>
+<p>There were several words erased here, and the writer went on
+with what was evidently considered a dramatic finish. "'<i>But
+stay,' I say to myself, 'you have Kettle. He is down in the Red Sea
+now, doing well. You had all along intended to promote him. Do it
+now, and set him to overlook this Italian salvage firm whilst the
+new boat is building. He is the one to see that Isaac Bird's foot
+doth not fall, for Captain O. Kettle is a godly man also</i>.'"</p>
+<p>The letter was shut off conventionally enough with the statement
+that the writer was Captain Kettle's truly, and ended in a
+post-scriptum tag to the effect that the envoy should still draw
+his two and a-half per cent. on net results. The actual figures had
+evidently not been conceded without a mental wrench, as the erasion
+beneath them showed, but there they stood in definite ink, and
+Kettle was not inclined to cavil at the process which deduced
+them.</p>
+<p>However, although in his recent prosperity Kettle had assumed a
+hatred for risks, and bred a strong dislike for all those
+commercial adventures which lay beyond the ordinary rut and routine
+of trade, he took up his duties on the salvage steamer with a stout
+heart and cheerful estimate for the future. Ahead of him he had
+pleasant dreams of the big boat that was "building," and the
+increased monthly pay in store; and for the present, well, here was
+an owner's command, and of course that settled him firmly in the
+berth. He had been too long an obedient slave to shipowners of
+every grade to have the least fancy for disputing the imperial will
+of Bird, Bird and Co.</p>
+<p>Murray tooted his cheerful farewells on the <i>Parakeet's</i>
+siren as the little Italian salvage boat steamed out of the baking
+airs of Aden harbor, and ensigns were dipped with due formality.
+Tazzuchi was all hospitality. He invited Kettle to damage his
+palate with a black Italian "Virginia" cigar with a straw up the
+middle; he uncorked a bottle of the Scotch whisky with his own
+hand, splashed away the first wineglassful to get rid of the fusel
+oil, and put it ready for reference when his guest should feel
+athirst; and he produced a couple of American pirated editions of
+English novels to give even intellect its dainty feast.</p>
+<p>Kettle accepted it all with a dry civility. He had every
+expectation of upsetting this man's plans of robbery later on, and
+very possibly of coming into personal contact with him. But the
+ties of bread and salt did not disturb him. Though it was Tazzuchi
+who presented the Virginias and the novels, he took it for granted
+that Messrs. Bird, Bird and Co. had paid for them, and he was not
+averse to accepting a little luxury from the firm. The economical
+Isaac had cut down the commissariat on the <i>Parakeet</i> till a
+man had to be half-starved before he could stomach a meal.</p>
+<p>The salvage steamer had a South of Europe leisureliness in her
+movements. Her utmost pace was nine knots, but, as eight was more
+economical for coal consumption, it was at that speed she moved.
+The wreck of the <i>Grecian</i> was out of the usual steam lane.
+She had, it appeared, got off her course in a fog, had run foul of
+a half-ebb reef which holed her in two compartments, and then been
+steered for the shore in the wild attempt to beach her before she
+sank. She had ceased floating, however, with some suddenness, and
+when the critical moment came not all of her people managed to
+scrape off with their lives in the boats. Those that stayed behind
+were incontinently drowned; those that got away found themselves in
+a gale (to which the fog gave place), and had so much trouble to
+keep afloat that they had no time left to make accurate
+determination of where their vessel sank; and when they were picked
+up could only give her whereabouts vaguely. However, they stated
+that the <i>Grecian's</i> mast-trucks remained above the water
+surface, and by these she could be found; and this fact was brought
+out strongly by the auctioneer who sold the wreck, and had due
+influence on the enterprising Alexander. "Masts!" said Alexander,
+who daily saw them bristling from a dock, "don't tell me you can
+miss masts anywhere."</p>
+<p>But, as it chanced, it was only by a fluke that the salvage
+steamer stumbled across the wreck at all. She wandered for several
+days among an intensely dangerous archipelago, and many times over
+had narrow escapes from piling up her bones on one or other of
+those reefs with which the Red Sea in that quarter abounds.
+Tazzuchi navigated her in an ecstasy of nervousness, and Kettle
+(who regarded himself as a passenger for the time being) kept a
+private store of food and water-bottles handy, and saw that one of
+the quarter-boats was ready for hurried lowering. But nowhere did
+they see those mast-trucks. They did not sight so much as a scrap
+of floating wreckage.</p>
+<p>There seemed, however, a good many dhow coasters dodging about
+in and among the reefs, and from these Kettle presently drew a
+deduction.</p>
+<p>"Look here," he said to Tazzuchi one morning, "what price those
+gentry ashore having found the wreck already? I guess they aren't
+out here taking week-end trippers for sixpenny yachting
+cruises."</p>
+<p>"No," said Tazzuchi, "and they aren't fishing; you can see
+that."</p>
+<p>"Well, I give you the tip for what it's worth," said Kettle; and
+that afternoon the steamer was run up alongside a dhow, which tried
+desperately to escape. Her captain was dragged on board, and at
+that juncture Captain Kettle took upon himself to go below. He knew
+what would probably take place, and, though he disapproved of such
+methods strongly, he felt he could not interfere. He was in Bird,
+Bird and Co.'s employ, and what was being done would forward the
+firm's interest.</p>
+<p>But presently came a noise of bellowing from the deck above, and
+then that was followed by shrill screams as the upper gamut of
+agony was reached. Kettle was prepared for rough handling, but at
+information gained by absolute torture he drew the line. It was
+clear that these cruel beggars of Italians were going too far.</p>
+<p>"By James!" he muttered to himself, "owners or no owners, I
+can't stand this," and started hurriedly to go back to the deck.
+But before he reached the head of the companion-way the cries of
+pain ceased, and so he stood where he was on the stair, and waited.
+The engines rumbled, and the steamer once more gathered way. A
+clamor of barbaric voices reached him, which gradually died into
+quietude. It was clear they were leaving the dhow behind.</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle drew a long breath. They would stick at little,
+these Dagos, in getting the salvage of the <i>Grecian</i>, and it
+seemed preposterous to suppose that once they gripped the specie in
+their own ringers they would ever give it up for the paltry pay
+which had been offered by Bird, Bird and Co. Their own poverty was
+aching. He saw it whenever he looked about the patched little
+steamer. He felt it whenever he sat down to one of their painfully
+frugal meals.</p>
+<p>Still, though no man knew more bitterly than Kettle himself from
+past experience what poverty meant, and how it cut, the poverty of
+these Italians was no concern of his just then. They were paid
+servants of the owners exactly as he was, and it was his duty to
+see that they earned their hire. He took it that he was one against
+the whole ship's company, but the odds did not daunt him. On the
+contrary, something of his old fighting spirit, which had been of
+late hustled into the background by snug commercial prosperity,
+came back to him. And besides, he had always at his call that
+exquisite pride of race which has so many times given victory to
+the Anglo-Saxon over the Latin, when all reasonable balances should
+have made it go the other way.</p>
+<p>By a sort of instinct he buttoned up his trim white drill coat,
+and stepped out on deck. There would be no scuffle yet awhile. With
+the specie that would make the temptation still snugly stored on
+the sea-floor, the dirty, untidy Italians were still all
+affability. Indeed, as soon as he appeared, Tazzuchi himself
+stepped down off the upper bridge to give him the news.</p>
+<p>"How do you think those crafty imps have managed it?" he cried,
+with a gesture. "Why they dived down and cut off her masts below
+water level. The funnel was out of sight already. They just thought
+they were going to have the skimming of that wreck themselves. No
+wonder we couldn't pick her up."</p>
+<p>"Cute beggars," said Kettle.</p>
+<p>"I've bagged a pilot. If he takes us there straight, he gets
+backsheesh. If he doesn't, he eats more stick. I think," said
+Captain Tazzuchi, with a wide smile, "that he'll take us there the
+quickest road."</p>
+<p>"Shouldn't wonder," said Kettle. "But don't be surprised if his
+friends come round and make things ugly. When those Red Sea niggers
+get their fingers in a wreck, they think's it's their wreck."</p>
+<p>"Let them come. We were ready for this sort of entertainment
+when we sailed, and there are plenty of rifles and cartridges in
+the cabin. If there is any trouble, we shall shoot; and if we begin
+that game, we shall just imagine they are Abyssinians, and shoot to
+kill. The Italians have a big bill to pay with those jokers,
+anyway." He tapped Kettle on the shoulder. "And look at those two
+brass signal guns, Captain. If we break up some firebars for shot,
+they'll smash the side of any dhow in the Red Sea."</p>
+<p>Under the black captive's guidance, the salvage steamer soon put
+a term to her search. For two more hours she threaded her way among
+surf which broke over unseen reefs, and swung round the capes of a
+rocky archipelago, and then the pilot gave his word and the engines
+were stopped and a rusty cable roared out till an anchor got its
+hold of the ground. A boat was lowered with air-pump already
+stepped amidships, and the boat's crew with eager hands assisted
+the diver to make his toilet.</p>
+<p>"You chaps seem keen enough," said Kettle, as he watched the
+trail of air bubbles which showed the man's progress on the sea
+floor below.</p>
+<p>"They have each got a stake in the venture."</p>
+<p>"I bet they have," was Kettle's grim comment to himself.</p>
+<p>The kidnapped skipper of the dhow, it seemed, had done his
+pilotage with a fine accuracy. The salvage steamer had been
+anchored in a good position, and between them two divers in two
+boats found the <i>Grecian's</i> wreck in half an hour. Indeed,
+they had made their first descent practically within hand-touch of
+her, but the water was full of a milky clay and very opaque, and
+sight below the surface was consequently limited.</p>
+<p>They came up to the air for a quarter of an hour's spell and
+made their announcement, and then the copper helmets were clapped
+into place again, and once more like a pair of uncouth sea monsters
+they slowly and clumsily faded away into the depths. A gabble of
+excited Italian kept pace to the turning of the air-pumps, and of
+that language Kettle knew barely a score of words. Practically
+these people might have weaved any kind of plot noisily and under
+his very nose without his being any the wiser, and this possibility
+did little to quell his suspicions.</p>
+<p>But still Tazzuchi was all outward frankness. "It's as well we
+brought out this little steamboat just to skim the wreck and survey
+her," he said. "If they'd waited to fit out a big salvage
+expedition, to raise her straight off, I reckon there wouldn't have
+been much left but iron plates and coal bunkers. These Red Sea
+niggers are pretty useful at looting, once they start. The beggars
+can dive pretty nearly as well and as long in their naked skins as
+their betters can in a proper diving suit."</p>
+<p>Each time the divers came up from the opaque white water they
+brought more reports. Binnacles, whistle, wheels, and all movable
+deck fittings were gone already. The chart-house had been looted
+down to the bare boards. Hatches were off, both forward and aft,
+and already the cargo had begun to diminish. The black men of the
+district had been making good use of their time; and as the
+probabilities were that they would return in force to glean from
+this store which they considered legally theirs, it was advisable
+to collect as much as possible into the salvage steamer before any
+disturbances began.</p>
+<p>News came from the cool mysterious water to the baking region of
+air above, almost at the second hour of the search, that the
+<i>Grecian</i> could never be refloated. In addition to the holes
+already made in two of her compartments, she had settled on a sharp
+jag of rock, which had pierced her in a third place aft. But at the
+same time this one piece of rock was the only solid spot in the
+neighborhood. All the rest of the sea floor was paved with pulpy
+white clay, and in this the unfortunate wreck had settled till
+already it was flush with her lower decks. There were evidences,
+too, that the ooze was creeping higher every day, so that all that
+remained was to strip her as quickly as might be before she was
+swallowed up for always.</p>
+<p>Tazzuchi asked Captain Kettle for his opinion that night in the
+chart-house. "I'm to be guided by you, of course," he said, "but my
+idea is that we should go for the specie first thing, and let
+everything slide till that's snugly on board here. Birds gave
+&pound;5,400 for the wreck, and there's &pound;8,000 in cash down
+there in a room they built specially for it over the shaft-tunnel.
+If we can grab that, it will pay our expenses and commission and
+all the other actual outlay, and Birds will be out of the wood.
+Afterward, if we can weigh any more of the cargo, well, that will
+be all clear profit."</p>
+<p>"Yes," thought Kettle, "you want those gold boxes in your hands,
+you blessed Dago, and then you'll begin to play your monkey tricks.
+I wonder if you think you're going to jam a knife into me by way of
+making things snug and safe?" But aloud he expressed agreement to
+Captain Tazzuchi's plan.</p>
+<p>He felt that this was diplomacy, and though the diplomatic art
+was new and strange to him, he told himself that it was the correct
+weapon to use under the circumstances. He had risen out of his old
+grade of hole-and-corner shipmaster, where it had been his province
+to carry things through by rough blows and violent words. He was a
+Captain in a regular line--the Bird line--now, and (with a trifle
+of a sigh) he remembered that wild fights and scrimmages were
+beneath the dignity of his position.</p>
+<p>Accordingly, as soon as dawn gave a waking light, the boats were
+put out again, and the divers were given orders to let the further
+survey of the vessel rest, and put all their efforts into getting
+the specie boxes on to the end of the salvage steamer's winch
+chain. They were quickly helmed and sent below, and presently an
+increased cloudiness in the water told him that they were actively
+at work. A lot of dhows were showing here and there amongst the
+reefs, obviously watching them, and Tazzuchi was beginning to get
+nervous.</p>
+<p>"We're in for trouble, I'm afraid," he said to Kettle. "That
+rock on which she's settled astern has made a hole in her you could
+drive a cart through. I suppose it was a tight-fitting hole at
+first, but as she settled more and moved about, it's got enlarged
+same as the hole in a tin of beef does when you begin to waggle it
+with the can-opener."</p>
+<p>"Well?"</p>
+<p>"Didn't you hear the report they've just sung off from the
+boats? Oh, I forgot, you don't understand Italian. Well, the news
+is that the rock's acted as a can-opener to such fine effect that
+it's split a hole in the bottom of the strong room, and those gold
+boxes have toppled through."</p>
+<p>"And buried themselves in the slime?"</p>
+<p>"That's it. And Lord knows how many feet they've sunk. It's
+dreadful stuff to dig amongst--slides in on you as soon as you
+start to dig, and levels up. They'll have to brattice as they work.
+It'll be a big job."</p>
+<p>All that day Kettle watched the sea with an anxious eye. In the
+two boats men ground at the air-pumps under the aching sunlight.
+From below the mud came up in white billows, which danced, and
+swirled, and eddied as the air bubbles from the divers' exhaust
+valves stirred it. And out beyond, in and among the reefs, and
+along the distant shore, which swung and shimmered in the heat
+haze, hungry dhows prowled like carrion birds temporarily driven
+away from a prey.</p>
+<p>Tazzuchi and the chief engineer busied themselves in binding
+together fragments of fire-bars with iron wire. The Italian
+shipmaster had a great notion of the damage his signal-guns could
+do against a dhow, if they were provided with orthodox solid shot.
+As a point of fact they never came into action. As soon as the
+second night came down, and the darkness became fairly fixed in
+hue, there began to crackle out of the distance a desultory rifle
+fire from every quarter of the compass. It was not very heavy--at
+the outside there were not a score of weapons firing, and it could
+not be called accurate since not one bullet in twenty so much as
+hit the steamer; but it was annoying for all that, and as the
+marksmen and their vessels were completely swallowed up by the
+blackness of the night, it was impossible to repay their
+compliments in kind.</p>
+<p>Morning showed the damage of one port window smashed, two panes
+gone from the engine-room skylight, and the air-pump in one of the
+boats alongside with a plunger neatly cut into two pieces. But
+there was a spare air-pump in store, and after dawn came, work went
+on as usual. The dhows came no nearer, neither did they go much
+further away. They pottered about just beyond rifle shot, and their
+numbers were slightly increased. Tazzuchi, full of enthusiasm for
+his artillery, tried a carefully aimed shot at one of the largest.
+But the explosion was quite outdone in noise by the cackle of
+laughter which followed it. So slow was the flight of the missile
+that the eye could trace it. So short was its journey, and so
+curved its trajectory, that it came very near to hitting one of the
+boats of the divers, and the men working there cried out in
+derision that they would catch cold by being wetted by the
+spray.</p>
+<p>"Well," thought Kettle, "these are pretty cool hands for Dagos,
+anyway. I'm going to have a fine tough time of it when my part of
+the scuffle comes."</p>
+<p>That night he had a still further taste of their quality. So
+soon as darkness fell, the dhows closed in again and recommenced
+their sniping. They kept under weigh, and so it did little enough
+good to aim back at the flashes. But Tazzuchi, with half a dozen
+keen spirits, got down into one of the boats with their rifles and
+knives, and a drum of paraffin, and pulled away silently into the
+blackness.</p>
+<p>There was silence for quite half an hour, and the suspense on
+the anchored steamer was vivid enough to have shaken trained men.
+Yet these Italian artificers and merchant seamen seemed to take it
+as coolly as though such sorties were an everyday occurrence. But
+at the end of that time there was a splutter of shots, a few faint
+squeals, and then a bonfire lighted up away in the darkness.</p>
+<p>The blaze grew rapidly, and showed in its heart the outline of a
+dhow with human figures on it. With promptness every man on the
+steamer emptied his rifle at the mark, and continued the fusillade
+till the dhow was deserted. They had all done their spell of
+military service, and they chose to decide that these snipers were
+Abyssinians, and did their best toward squaring the national
+accounts.</p>
+<p>Tazzuchi and his friends returned in the boat, safe and
+jubilant, and for the rest of that night the little salvage steamer
+was left in quietude. With the next daybreak the divers and their
+attendants once more applied themselves to labor. Kettle, as he
+watched, was amazed to see the energy they put into it. Certainly
+they seemed keen enough to get the specie weighed, and on board.
+Whatever piratical plans they had got made up were evidently for
+afterward.</p>
+<p>But when day after day passed, and still none of the treasure
+was brought to the surface, he began to modify this original
+opinion. Tazzuchi--translating the divers' reports--said that the
+cause of the delay was the softness of the sea-floor. The heavy
+chests had sunk deep into the ooze, and directly a spadeful of the
+horrible slime was dug away, more slid in to fill the gap. Of
+course this might be true; but there was only Tazzuchi's word for
+it. The sea was too consistently opaque to give one a chance of
+seeing down from above the surface.</p>
+<p>Now as suspicion had got so deep a hold on Captain Kettle's
+mind, he began to cudgel his brain for some new method by which the
+Italians could serve their purpose. He put himself supposititiously
+in Tazzuchi's place, and made piratical theories by the score. Most
+of them he had to dismiss after examination as impracticable,
+others he eliminated by natural selection; and finally one stood
+out as practicable beyond all the rest.</p>
+<p>For one thing it did not want many participants; only the actual
+divers and Tazzuchi himself. For another, it would not brand the
+whole gang of them as criminals and pirates, but (properly managed)
+would make them rich without any advertised stigma or stain. In
+simple words, the method was this: the gold boxes must be removed
+from their original site, and hidden elsewhere under the water
+close at hand. The friendly slime would bury them snugly out of
+sight. The old report of "un-get-at-able" would be adhered to, and
+finally the steamer would give up further salvage operations as
+hopeless (after fishing up some useless cargo out of the holds as a
+conscience salve) and steam away to port. There Tazzuchi and his
+friends would either desert or get themselves dismissed, charter a
+small vessel of their own, and go back for the plunder; and with
+&pound;8,000 in clear hard cash to divide, live prosperously (from
+an Italian standpoint) ever afterward.</p>
+<p>Kettle felt an unimaginative man's complacency in ferreting out
+such a dramatic scheme, and began to think next upon the somewhat
+important detail of how to get proofs before he commenced to
+frustrate it. Chance seemed to make Tazzuchi play into his hand.
+The air-pump which had been damaged by the rifle bullet had been
+mended by the steamer's engineers, and as there were two or three
+spare diving dresses on the ship, Captain Tazzuchi expressed his
+intention of making a descent in person to inspect progress.</p>
+<p>"I didn't do it before, because I didn't want to make the men
+break time, but I can go down now without interrupting their work.
+Will you come off in the boat with me, Captain, and hand my
+lifeline?"</p>
+<p>"I'll borrow one of those spare dresses and share the pump with
+you," said Kettle.</p>
+<p>Tazzuchi was visibly startled. "What do you mean?"</p>
+<p>"I mean that the pump will give air for two, and I'm coming down
+with you."</p>
+<p>"But you know nothing about diving, and you might have an
+accident, and I should be responsible."</p>
+<p>"Oh, I'll risk that! You must nursery-maid me a bit."</p>
+<p>Tazzuchi lowered his voice. "To tell the truth, I'm going to pay
+a surprise visit. I want to make sure those chaps below are doing
+the square thing. If they aren't, and I catch them, there'll be a
+row, and they'll use their knives."</p>
+<p>"H'm!" said Kettle, "I've got no use for your local weapon as a
+general thing. I find a gun handiest. But at a pinch like this I'll
+borrow a knife of you, and if it comes to any one cutting my
+air-tube you'll find I can use it pretty mischievously."</p>
+<p>"I wish you wouldn't insist upon this," said Tazzuchi
+persuasively.</p>
+<p>"I'm going to, anyway."</p>
+<p>"I'm going down merely because it's my duty."</p>
+<p>"That's the very same reason that's taking me, Captain. I must
+ask you not to make any more objections. I'm a man that never
+changes his mind, once it's made up."</p>
+<p>Whereupon Tazzuchi shrugged his shoulders, and gave way.</p>
+<p>"Now," thought Kettle to himself, "that man's made up his mind
+to kill me if he gets the glimmer of a chance, and, as I'm not
+going to get wiped out this journey, he'll do with a lot of
+watching."</p>
+<p>It has been the present writer's business at one time and
+another to point out that Captain Owen Kettle is a man of iron
+nerve; but I cannot call to mind any instance where his indomitable
+courage was more severely tried than in this voluntary descent in
+the diving dress. The world beneath the waters was strange and
+dangerous to him; his companion was a man against whom he held the
+blackest suspicion; the men at the pump (whose language he did not
+understand) might any moment cut off his supply, and leave him to
+drown like a puppy under a bucket. The circumstances combined were
+enough to daunt a Bayard.</p>
+<p>But Kettle felt that the men in the boat, who helped to adjust
+his stiff rubber dress, were regarding him with more than ordinary
+curiosity, and, for his own pride's sake, he preserved an unruffled
+face. He even tried a rude jest in their own tongue before they
+made fast the helmet on his head, and the cackle of their laughter
+was the last sound he heard before the metal dome closed the
+audible world away from him.</p>
+<p>They hung the weights over his chest and back, and Tazzuchi
+signed to him to descend. Kettle hitched round the sheath-knife to
+the front of his belt, and signed with politeness, "After you."</p>
+<p>Tazzuchi did not argue the matter. He lifted his clumsy
+lead-soled feet over the side of the boat, got on the ladder, and
+climbed down out of sight. Kettle followed. The chill of the water
+crept up and closed over his head; the steady throb-throb of the
+air-pump beat against his skull; and a little shiver took him in
+one small spot between the shoulder blades, because he knew that it
+was there that an Italian, if he can manage it, always plants a
+knife in his enemy.</p>
+<p>He reached the end of the ladder and slid down a rope. He felt
+curiously corky and insecure, but still when he reached the bottom
+he sank up to his knees in impalpable mud. He could foggily see
+Tazzuchi a few paces away waiting for him, and he went up to him at
+once. If the men in the boat, acting on orders, cut his air-tube,
+he wanted to be in a position to cut Captain Tazzuchi's also with
+promptness.</p>
+<p>However, everything went peacefully just then. The Italian set
+off down a track in the slime, and Kettle waded laboriously after
+him. It was terrible work making a passage through that white
+glutinous ooze, but they came to the wreck directly, and, working
+round her rusty flank, stood beside a great shallow pit, where two
+weird-looking gray sea-monsters showed in dim outline through the
+dense fog of the water.</p>
+<p>Sound does not carry down there in that quiet world, and the two
+new-comers stood for long enough before the two workers observed
+them. But one chanced to look up and see them watching and jogged
+the other with his spade, and then both frantically beckoned the
+visitors to come down into the pit. Tazzuchi led, and Kettle
+followed, wallowing down the slopes of slime, and there at the
+bottom, in the dim, milky light, one of the professional divers
+slipped a shovel into his hand and thrust it downward, till it
+jarred against something solid underfoot.</p>
+<p>It was clear they had come upon the gold boxes, and they wished
+to impress upon the visitors, in underwater dumb show, that the
+find had only been made that very minute. It was a strange enough
+performance. Half-seen hands snapped red fingers in triumph.
+Ponderously booted feet did a dance of ecstasy in three feet of
+gluey mud. And meanwhile, Kettle, with a hand on the haft of his
+knife, edged away from this uncanny demonstration, lest some one
+should slit his air-tube before he could prevent it.</p>
+<p>He had seen what he wanted; he had no reason to wait longer; and
+besides, being a novice at diving, his lungs were half burst
+already in the effort to get breath, and his head was singing like
+a tea-urn. The gold boxes were there, and if they were not brought
+to the surface, and carried honestly to Suez, the matter would have
+to be fought out above in God's open air, and not in that horrible
+choking quagmire of slime and cruel water. And so, still guarding
+himself cannily, he got back again to the boat, and almost had it
+in him to shake hands with the men who eased him of that
+intolerable helmet.</p>
+<p>Now far be it from me to raise even a suspicion that Captain
+Owen Kettle resented the fact that he had been robbed of a scuffle
+when the little salvage steamer actually did bring up in Suez
+harbor with the specie honestly locked in one of her staterooms.
+But that he was violently angry he admits himself without
+qualification. He says he kicked himself for being such a bad judge
+of men.</p>
+<p>The <i>Parakeet</i> was in when they arrived, rebunkering for
+the run home, and Murray came off as fast as a crew could drive his
+boat to inquire the news.</p>
+<p>He saw Tazzuchi on the deck and accosted him with a vigorous
+handshake, and a "Hullo, Fizz-hookey, old man, how goes it? Who'd
+have thought of seeing you here? Howdy, Captain Kettle. Had good
+fishing?"</p>
+<p>"Do you know Captain Tazzuchi?"</p>
+<p>"Somewhat. Why, we were both boys on the <i>Conway</i>
+together."</p>
+<p>"You're making some mistake. Captain Tazzuchi is an
+Italian."</p>
+<p>"Oh, am I?" said Tazzuchi. "Not much of the Dago about me except
+the name."</p>
+<p>"Well, you never told me that before."</p>
+<p>"You never asked me, that I know of. I speak about enough of the
+lingo to carry on duty with, and I serve on an Italian ship because
+I couldn't get a skipper's billet on anything else. But I'm as
+English as either of you, and as English as Birds--or more English
+than Birds, seeing that they come from somewhere near Jerusalem.
+Great Scot, Captain Kettle, can't you tell a Dago yet for sure?
+Where have you been all your days?"</p>
+<p>Murray laughed. "Well, come across and discuss it in the
+<i>Parakeet</i>. I've got a case of champagne on board to wet my
+new ticket."</p>
+<p>"Stay half a minute," said Tazzuchi, "we'll just get those boxes
+of gold down into your boat, Murray, and ferry them across. I
+sha'n't be sorry to have them out of my responsibility. They're too
+big a temptation to leave handy for the crew there is on board
+here."</p>
+<p>"Phew!" said Kettle, "it's hot here in Suez. Great James! to
+think of the way I've been sweating about this blame' ship without
+a scrap of need of it. Here, hurry up with the lucre-boxes. I want
+to get across to the old <i>Parakeet</i> and wash the taste of a
+lot of things out of my mouth."</p>
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr style="width: 35%;">
+<br>
+<br>
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XI"></a>CHAPTER XI</h2>
+<h3>THE DEAR INSURED</h3>
+<br>
+<p>"He isn't the 'dear deceased' yet by a very long chalk," said
+Captain Kettle.</p>
+<p>"If he was," retorted Lupton with a dry smile, "my immediate
+interest in him would cease, and the Company would shrug its
+shoulders, and pay, and look pleasant. In the mean while he's,
+shall we say, 'the dear insured,' and a premium paying asset that
+the Company's told me off to keep an eye on."</p>
+<p>"Do much business in your particular line?" "Why yes, recently a
+good deal. It's got to be quite a fashionable industry of late to
+pick up some foolish young gentleman with expectations, insure his
+life for a big pile, knock him quietly on the head, and then come
+back home in a neat black suit to pocket the proceeds."</p>
+<p>"Does this Mr.--" Kettle referred to the passenger
+list--"Hamilton's the rogue's name, isn't it?"</p>
+<p>"No, he's the flat. Cranze is the--er--his friend who stands to
+draw the stamps."</p>
+<p>"Does Mr. Hamilton know you?"</p>
+<p>"Never seen me in his life."</p>
+<p>"Does this thief Cranze?"</p>
+<p>"Same."</p>
+<p>"Then, sir, I'll tell you what's your ticket," said Kettle, who
+had got an eye to business. "Take a passage with me out to the Gulf
+and back, and keep an eye on the young gentleman yourself. You'll
+find it a bit cold in the Western Ocean at first, but once we get
+well in the Gulf Stream, and down toward New Orleans, I tell you
+you'll just enjoy life. It'll be a nice trip for you, and I'm sure
+I'll do my best to make things comfortable for you."</p>
+<p>"I'm sure you would, Captain, but it can't be done at the
+price."</p>
+<p>Kettle looked thoughtfully at the passenger list. "I could
+promise you a room to yourself. We're not very full up this run. In
+fact, Mr. Hamilton and Mr. Cranze are the only two names I've got
+down so far, and I may as well tell you we're not likely to have
+others. You see Birds are a very good line, but they lay themselves
+out more for cargo than passengers."</p>
+<p>"So our local agent in Liverpool found out for us already, and
+that's mostly why I'm here. Don't you see, Captain, if the pair of
+them had started off to go tripping round the Mexican Gulf in one
+of the regular passenger boats, there would have been nothing
+suspicious about that. But when they book berths by you, why then
+it begins to look fishy at once."</p>
+<p>Kettle turned on his companion with a sudden viciousness. "By
+James!" he snapped, "you better take care of your-words, or
+there'll be a man in this smoke-room with a broken jaw. I allow no
+one to sling slights at either me or my ship. No, nor at the firm
+either that owns both of us. You needn't look round at the young
+lady behind the bar. She can't hear what we're saying across in
+this corner, and if even she could she's quite welcome to know how
+I think about the matter. By James, do you think you can speak to
+me as if I was a common railway director? I can tell you that, as
+Captain of a passenger boat, I've a very different social
+position."</p>
+<p>"My dear sir," said Lupton soothingly, "to insult you was the
+last thing in my mind. I quite know you've got a fine ship, and a
+new ship, and a ship to be congratulated on. I've seen her. In fact
+I was on board and all over her only this morning. But what I meant
+to point out was (although I seem to have put it clumsily) that
+Messrs. Bird have chosen to schedule you for the lesser frequented
+Gulf ports, finding, as you hint, that cargo pays them better than
+passengers."</p>
+<p>"Well?"</p>
+<p>"And naturally therefore anything that was done on the
+<i>Flamingo</i> would not have the same fierce light of publicity
+on it that would get on--say--one of the Royal Mail boats. You see
+they bustle about between busy ports crammed with passengers who
+are just at their wits' end for something to do. You know what a
+pack of passengers are. Give them a topic like this: Young man with
+expectations suddenly knocked overboard, nobody knows by whom;
+'nother young man on boat drawing a heavy insurance from him; and
+they aren't long in putting two and two together."</p>
+<p>"You seem to think it requires a pretty poor brain to run a
+steam-packet," said Kettle contemptuously. "How long would I be
+before I had that joker in irons?"</p>
+<p>"If he did it as openly as I have said, you'd arrest him at
+once. But you must remember Cranze will have been thinking out his
+game for perhaps a year beforehand, till he can see absolutely no
+flaw in it, till he thinks, in fact, there's not the vaguest chance
+of being dropped on. If anything happens to Hamilton, his dear
+friend Cranze will be the last man to be suspected of it. And mark
+you, he's a clever chap. It isn't your clumsy, ignorant knave who
+turns insurance robber--and incidentally murderer."</p>
+<p>"Still, I don't see how he'd be better off on my ship than he
+would be on the bigger passenger packets."</p>
+<p>"Just because you won't have a crowd of passengers. Captain, a
+ship's like a woman; any breath of scandal damages her
+reputation,-whether it's true and deserved or not. And a
+ship-captain's like a woman's husband; he'll put up with a lot to
+keep any trace of scandal away from her."</p>
+<p>"That's the holy truth."</p>
+<p>"A skipper on one of the bigger passenger lines would be just as
+keen as you could be not to have his ship mixed up with anything
+discreditable. But passengers are an impious lot. They are just
+bursting for want of a job, most of them; they revel in anything
+like an accident to break the monotony; and if they can spot a bit
+of foul play--or say they helped to spot it--why, there they are,
+supplied with one good solid never-stale yarn for all the rest of
+their natural lives. So you see they've every inducement to do a
+lot of ferreting that a ship's officers (with other work on hand)
+would not dream about."</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle pulled thoughtfully at his neat red pointed
+beard. "You're putting the thing in a new light, sir, and I thank
+you for what you've said. I see my course plain before me. So soon
+as we have dropped the pilot, I shall go straight to this Mr.
+Cranze, and tell him that from information received I hear he's
+going to put Mr. Hamilton over the side. And then I shall say:
+'Into irons you go, my man, so soon as ever Hamilton's
+missing.'"</p>
+<p>Lupton laughed rather angrily. "And what would be the result of
+that, do you think?"</p>
+<p>"Cranze will get mad. He'll probably talk a good deal, and that
+I shall allow within limits. But he'll not hit me. I'm not the kind
+of a man that other people see fit to raise their hands to."</p>
+<p>"You don't look it. But, my good sir, don't you see that if you
+speak out like that, you'll probably scare the beggar off his game
+altogether?"</p>
+<p>"And why not? Do you think my ship's a blessed detective novel
+that's to be run just for your amusement?"</p>
+<p>Lupton tapped the table slowly with his fingers. "Now look here,
+Captain," he said, "there's a chance here of our putting a stop to
+a murderous game that's been going on too long, by catching a rogue
+red-handed. It's to our interest to get a conviction and make an
+example. It's to your interest to keep your ship free from a
+fuss."</p>
+<p>"All the way."</p>
+<p>"Quite so. My Company's prepared to buy your interest up."</p>
+<p>"You must put it plainer than that."</p>
+<p>"I'll put it as definitely as you like. I'll give you &pound;20
+to keep your eye on these men, and say nothing about what I've told
+you, but just watch. If you catch Cranze so clearly trying it on
+that the Courts give a conviction, the Company will pay you
+&pound;200."</p>
+<p>"It's a lot of money."</p>
+<p>"My Company will find it a lot cheaper than paying out
+&pound;20,000, and that's what Hamilton's insured for."</p>
+<p>"Phew! I didn't know we were dealing with such big figures.
+Well, Mr. Cranze has got his inducements to murder the man,
+anyway."</p>
+<p>"I told you that from the first. Now, Captain, are you going to
+take my check for that preliminary &pound;20?"</p>
+<p>"Hand it over," said Kettle. "I see no objections. And you may
+as well give me a bit of a letter about the balance."</p>
+<p>"I'll do both," said Lupton, and took out his stylograph, and
+called a waiter to bring him hotel writing paper.</p>
+<p>Now Captain Owen Kettle, once he had taken up this piece of
+employment, entered into it with a kind of chastened joy. The Life
+Insurance Company's agent had rather sneered at ship-captains as a
+class (so he considered), and though the man did his best to be
+outwardly civil, it was plain that he considered a mob of
+passengers the intellectual superiors of any master mariner. So
+Kettle intended to prove himself the "complete detective" out of
+sheer <i>esprit de corps</i>.</p>
+<p>As he had surmised, Messrs. Hamilton and Cranze remained the
+<i>Flamingo's</i> only two passengers, and so he considered he
+might devote full attention to them without being remarkable. If he
+had been a steward making sure of his tips he could not have been
+more solicitous for their welfare; and to say he watched them like
+a cat is putting the thing feebly. Any man with an uneasy
+conscience must have grasped from the very first that the plot had
+been guessed at, and that this awkward little skipper, with his
+oppressive civilities, was merely waiting his chance to act as
+Nemesis.</p>
+<p>But either Mr. Cranze had an easy mind, and Lupton had unjustly
+maligned him, or he was a fellow of the most brazen assurance. He
+refused to take the least vestige of a warning. He came on board
+with a dozen cases of champagne and four of liqueur brandy as a
+part of his personal luggage, and his first question to every
+official he came across was how much he would have to pay per
+bottle for corkage.</p>
+<p>As he made these inquiries from a donkey-man, two deck hands,
+three mates, a trimmer, the third engineer, two stewards, and
+Captain Kettle himself, the answers he received were various, and
+some of them were profane. He seemed to take a delight in
+advertising his chronic drunkenness, and between-whiles he made a
+silly show of the fact that he carried a loaded revolver in his hip
+pocket. "Lots fellows do't now," he explained. "Never know
+who-you-may-meet. S' a mos' useful habit."</p>
+<p>Now Captain Kettle, in his inmost heart, considered that Cranze
+was nerving himself up with drink to the committal of his horrid
+deed, and so he took a very natural precaution. Before they had
+dropped the Irish coast he had managed to borrow the revolver,
+unbeknown to its owner, and carefully extracted the powder from the
+cartridges, replacing the bullets for the sake of appearances. And
+as it happened, the chief engineer, who was a married man as well
+as a humorist, though working independently of his skipper, carried
+the matter still further. He, too, got hold of the weapon, and
+brazed up the breech-block immovably, so that it could not be
+surreptitiously reloaded. He said that his wife had instructed him
+to take no chances, and that meanwhile, as a fool's pendant, the
+revolver was as good as ever it had been.</p>
+<p>The revolver became the joke of the ship. Cranze kept up a
+steady soak on king's peg--putting in a good three fingers of the
+liqueur brandy before filling up the tumbler with champagne--and
+was naturally inclined to be argumentative. Any one of the ship's
+company who happened to be near him with a little time to spare
+would get up a discussion on any matter that came to his mind, work
+things gently to a climax, and then contradict Cranze flatly. Upon
+which, out would come the revolver, and down would go the humorist
+on his knees, pitifully begging for pardon and life, to the vast
+amusement of the onlookers.</p>
+<p>Pratt, the chief engineer, was the inventor of this game, but he
+openly renounced all patent rights. He said that everybody on board
+ought to take the stage in turn--he himself was quite content to
+retire on his early laurels. So all hands took pains to contradict
+Cranze and to cower with a fine show of dramatic fright before his
+spiked revolver.</p>
+<p>All the <i>Flamingo's</i> company except one man, that is.
+Frivolity of this sort in no way suited the appetite of Captain
+Owen Kettle. He talked with Cranze with a certain dry cordiality.
+And at times he contradicted him. In fact the little sailor
+contradicted most passengers if he talked to them for long. He was
+a man with strong opinions, and he regarded tolerance as mere
+weakness. Moreover, Cranze's chronic soaking nauseated him. But at
+the same time, if his civility was scant, Cranze never lugged out
+the foolish weapon in his presence. There was a something in the
+shipmaster's eye which daunted him. The utmost height to which his
+resentment could reach with Captain Kettle was a folding of the
+arms and a scowl which was intended to be majestic, but which was
+frequently spoiled by a hiccough.</p>
+<p>In pleasant contrast to this weak, contemptible knave was the
+man Hamilton, his dupe and prospective victim. For him Kettle
+formed a liking at once, though for the first days of the voyage it
+was little enough he saw of his actual presence. Hamilton was a bad
+sailor and a lover of warmth, and as the Western Ocean was just
+then in one of its cold and noisy moods, this passenger went
+shudderingly out of the cabin when meals came on, and returned
+shudderingly from the cold on deck as soon they were over.</p>
+<p>But when the <i>Flamingo</i> began to make her southing, and the
+yellow tangles of weed floating in emerald waves bore evidence that
+they were steaming against the warm current of the Gulf Stream,
+then Hamilton came into view. He found a spot on the top of the
+fiddley under the lee of a tank where a chair could stand, and sat
+there in the glow of sun and boilers, and basked complacently.</p>
+<p>He was a shy, nervous little man, and though Kettle had usually
+a fine contempt for all weakness, somehow his heart went out to
+this retiring passenger almost at first sight. Myself, I am
+inclined to think it was because he knew him to be hunted, knew him
+to be the object of a murderous conspiracy, and loathed most
+thoroughly the vulgar rogue who was his treacherous enemy. But
+Captain Kettle scouts the idea that he was stirred by any such
+feeble, womanish motives. Kettle was a poet himself, and with the
+kinship of species he felt the poetic fire glowing out from the
+person of this Mr. Hamilton. At least, so he says; and if he has
+deceived himself on the matter, which, from an outsider's point of
+view, seems likely, I am sure the error is quite unconscious. The
+little sailor may have his faults, as the index of these pages has
+shown; but untruthfulness has never been set down to his tally, and
+I am not going to accuse him of it now.</p>
+<p>Still, it is a sure thing that talk on the subject of verse
+making did not come at once. Kettle was immensely sensitive about
+his accomplishment, and had writhed under brutal scoffs and
+polished ridicule at his poetry more times than he cared to count.
+With passengers especially he kept it scrupulously in the
+background, even as he did his talent for making sweet music on the
+accordion.</p>
+<p>But somehow he and Hamilton, after a few days' acquaintance,
+seemed to glide into the subject imperceptibly. Mutual confidences
+followed in the course of nature. It seemed that Hamilton too, like
+Kettle, was a devotee of the stiller forms of verse.</p>
+<p>"You see, Skipper," he said, "I've been a pretty bad lot, and
+I've made things hum most of my time, and so I suppose I get my
+hankerings after restfulness as the natural result of
+contrast."</p>
+<p>"Same here, sir. Ashore I can respect myself, and in our chapel
+circle, though I say it myself, you'll find few more respected men.
+But at sea I shouldn't like to tell you what I've done; I shouldn't
+like to tell any one. If a saint has to come down and skipper the
+brutes we have to ship as sailormen nowadays, he'd wear out his
+halo flinging it at them. And when matters have been worst, and
+I've been bashing the hands about, or doing things to carry out an
+owner's order that I'd blush even to think of ashore, why then,
+sir, gentle verse, to tunes I know, seems to bubble up inside me
+like springs in a barren land."</p>
+<p>"Well, I don't know about that," said Hamilton doubtfully, "but
+when I get thoroughly sick of myself, and wish I was dead, I
+sometimes stave off putting a shot through my silly head by getting
+a pencil and paper, and shifting my thoughts out of the beastly
+world I know, into--well, it's hard to explain. But I get sort of
+notions, don't you see, and they seem to run best in verse. I write
+'em when the fit's on me, and I burn 'em when the fit's through;
+and you'll hardly think it, but I never told a living soul I ever
+did such a thing till I told you this minute. My set--I mean, I
+couldn't bear to be laughed at. But you seem to be a fellow that's
+been in much the same sort of box yourself."</p>
+<p>"I don't know quite that. At any rate, I've never thought of
+shooting myself."</p>
+<p>"Oh, I didn't mean to suggest we were alike at all in detail. I
+was only thinking we had both seen rough times. Lord forbid that
+any man should ever be half the fool that I have been." He sighed
+heavily.--"However, sufficient for the day. Look out over yonder;
+there's a bit of color for you."</p>
+<p>A shoal of flying-fish got up out of the warm, shining water and
+ran away over the ripples like so many silver rats; yellow tangles
+of Gulf-weed swam in close squadron on the emerald sea; and on the
+western horizon screw-pile lighthouses stood up out of the water,
+marking the nearness of the low-lying Floridan beaches, and
+reminding one of mysterious Everglades beyond.</p>
+<p>"A man, they tell me," said Hamilton, "can go into that country
+at the back there, and be a hermit, and live honestly on his own
+fish and fruit. I believe I'd like that life. I could go there, and
+be decent, and perhaps in time I should forget things."</p>
+<p>"Don't you try it. The mosquitoes are shocking."</p>
+<p>"There are worse devils than mosquitoes. Now I should have
+thought there was something about those Everglades that would have
+appealed to you, Skipper?"</p>
+<p>"There isn't, and I've been there. You want a shot-gun in
+Florida to shoot callers with, not eatables. I've written verse
+there, and good verse, but it was the same old tale, sir, that
+brought it up to my fingers' ends. I'd been having trouble just
+then--yes, bad trouble. No, Mr. Hamilton, you go home, sir, to
+England and find a country place, and get on a farm, and watch the
+corn growing, and hear the birds sing, and get hold of the smells
+of the fields, and the colors of the trees, and then you'll enjoy
+life and turn out poetry you can be proud of."</p>
+<p>"Doesn't appeal to me. You see you look upon the country with a
+countryman's eye."</p>
+<p>"Me," said Kettle. "I'm seaport and sea bred and brought up, and
+all I know of fields and a farm is what I've seen from a
+railway-carriage window. No, I've had to work too hard for my
+living, and for a living for Mrs. Kettle and the youngsters, to
+have any time for that sort of enjoyment; but a man can't help
+knowing what he wants, sir, can he? And that's what I'm aiming at,
+and it's for that I'm scratching together every sixpence of money I
+can lay hands on."</p>
+<p>But here a sudden outcry below broke in upon their talk. "That's
+Mr. Cranze," said Kettle. "He'll be going too far in one of his
+tantrums one of these days."</p>
+<p>"I'm piously hoping the drunken brute will tumble overboard,"
+Hamilton muttered; "it would save a lot of trouble for everybody.
+Eh, well," he said, "I suppose I'd better go and look after him,"
+and got up and went below.</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle sat where he was, musing. He had no fear that
+Cranze, the ship's butt and drunkard, would murder his man in
+broad, staring daylight, especially as, judging from the sounds,
+others of the ship's company were at present baiting him. But he
+did not see his way to earning that extra &pound;200, which he
+would very much like to have fingered. To let this vulgar, drunken
+ruffian commit some overt act against Hamilton's life, without
+doing him actual damage, seemed an impossibility. He had taken far
+to great a fancy for Hamilton to allow him to be hurt. He was
+beginning to be mystified by the whole thing. The case was by no
+means so simple and straightforward as it had looked when Lupton
+put it to him in the hotel smoking-room ashore.</p>
+<p>Had Cranze been any other passenger, he would have stopped his
+drunken riotings by taking away the drink, and by giving strict
+orders that the man was to be supplied with no further intoxicants.
+But Cranze sober might be dangerous, while Cranze tipsy was merely
+a figure of ridicule; so he submitted, very much against his grain,
+to having his ship made into a bear-garden, and anxiously awaited
+developments.</p>
+<p>The <i>Flamingo</i> cleared the south of Florida, sighted the
+high land of Cuba, and stood across through the Yucatan channel to
+commence her peddling business in Honduras, and at some twenty
+ports she came to an anchor six miles off shore, and hooted with
+her siren till lighters came off through the surf and the
+shallows.</p>
+<p>Machinery they sent ashore at these little-known stations, coal,
+powder, dress-goods, and pianos, receiving in return a varied
+assortment of hides, mahogany, dyewoods, and some parcels of ore.
+There was a small ferrying business done also between neighboring
+ports in unclean native passengers, who harbored on the foredeck,
+and complained of want of deference from the crew.</p>
+<p>Hamilton appeared to extract some melancholy pleasure from it
+all, and Cranze remained unvaryingly drunk. Cranze passed insults
+to casual strangers who came on board and did not know his little
+ways, and the casual strangers (after the custom of their happy
+country) tried to knife him, but were always knocked over in the
+nick of time, by some member of the <i>Flamingo's</i> crew.
+Hamilton said there was a special providence which looks after
+drunkards of Cranze's type, and declined to interfere; and Cranze
+said he refused to be chided by a qualified teetotaller, and mixed
+himself further king's pegs.</p>
+<p>Messrs. Bird, Bird and Co., being of an economical turn of mind,
+did not fall into the error of overmanning their ships, and so as
+one of the mates chose to be knocked over by six months' old
+malarial fever, Captain Kettle had practically to do a mate's duty
+as well as his own. A mate in the mercantile marine is officially
+an officer and some fraction of a gentleman, but on tramp steamers
+and liners where cargo is of more account than passengers--even
+when they dine at half-past six, instead of at midday--a mate has
+to perform manual labors rather harder than that accomplished by
+any three regular deck hands.</p>
+<p>I do not intend to imply that Kettle actually drove a winch, or
+acted as stevedore below, or sweated over bales as they swung up
+through a hatch, but he did work as gangway man, and serve at the
+tally desk, and oversee generally while the crew worked cargo; and
+his watch over the passengers was at this period of necessity
+relaxed. He tried hard to interest Hamilton in the mysteries of
+hold stowage, in order to keep him under his immediate eye. But
+Hamilton bluntly confessed to loathing anything that was at all
+useful, and so he perforce had to be left to pick his own position
+under the awnings, there to doze, and smoke cigarettes, and
+scribble on paper as the moods so seized him.</p>
+<p>It was off one of the ports in the peninsula of Yucatan, toward
+the Bay of Campeachy, that Cranze chose to fall overboard. The name
+of the place was announced by some one when they brought up, and
+Cranze asked where it was. Kettle marked it off with a leg of the
+dividers on the chart. "Yucatan," said Cranze, "that's the ruined
+cities shop, isn't it?"--He shaded his unsteady eyes, and looked
+out at a clump of squalid huts just showing on the beach beyond
+some three miles of tumbling surf. "Gum! here's a ruined city all
+hot and waiting. Home of the ancient Aztecs, and colony of the
+Atlanteans, and all that. Skipper, I shall go ashore, and enlarge
+my mind."</p>
+<p>"You can go if you like," said Kettle, "but remember, I steam
+away from here as soon as ever I get the cargo out of her, and I
+wait for no man. And mind not to get us upset in the surf going
+there. The water round here swarms with sharks, and I shouldn't
+like any of them to get indigestion."</p>
+<p>"Seem trying to make yourself jolly ob--bub--jectiable's
+morning," grumbled Cranze, and invited Hamilton to accompany him on
+shore forthwith. "Let's go and see the girls. Ruined cities should
+have ruined girls and ruined pubs to give us some ruined amusement.
+We been on this steamer too long, an' we want variety. V'riety's
+charming. Come along and see ruined v'riety."</p>
+<p>Hamilton shrugged his shoulders. "Drunk as usual, are you? You
+silly owl, whatever ruined cities there may be, are a good fifty
+miles in the bush."</p>
+<p>"'S all you know about it. I can see handsome majestic ruin over
+there on the beach, an' I'm going to see it 'out further delay. 'S
+a duty I owe to myself to enlarge the mind by studying the great
+monuments of the past."</p>
+<p>"If you go ashore, you'll be marooned as safe as houses, and
+Lord knows when the next steamer will call. The place reeks of
+fever, and as your present state of health is distinctly rocky,
+you'll catch it, and be dead and out of the way inside a week
+easily. Look here, don't be an ass."</p>
+<p>"Look here yourself. Are you a competent medicated
+practitioner?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, go and get sober."</p>
+<p>"Answer me. Are you competent medicated practitioner?"</p>
+<p>"No, I'm not."</p>
+<p>"Very well then. Don't you presume t'lecture me on state of my
+health. No reply, please. I don' wan' to be encumbered with your
+further acquaintance. I wish you a go' morning."</p>
+<p>Hamilton looked at Captain Kettle under his brows. "Will you
+advise me," he said, "what I ought to do."</p>
+<p>"I should say it would be healthier for you to let him have his
+own way."</p>
+<p>"Thanks," said Hamilton, and turned away. "I'll act on that
+advice."</p>
+<p>Now the next few movements of Mr. Cranze are wrapped in a
+certain degree of mystery. He worried a very busy third mate, and
+got tripped on the hard deck for his pains; he was ejected forcibly
+from the engineers' mess-room, where it was supposed he had designs
+on the whisky; and he was rescued by the carpenter from an irate
+half-breed Mosquito Indian, who seemed to have reasons for desiring
+his blood there and then on the spot. But how else he passed the
+time, and as to how he got over the side and into the water, there
+is no evidence to show.</p>
+<p>There were theories that he had been put there by violence as a
+just act of retribution; there was an idea that he was trying to
+get into a lighter which lay alongside for a cast ashore, but saw
+two lighters, and got into the one which didn't exist; and there
+were other theories also, but they were mostly frivolous. But the
+very undoubted fact remained that he was there in the water, that
+there was an ugly sea running, that he couldn't swim, and that the
+place bristled with sharks.</p>
+<p>A couple of lifebuoys, one after the other, hit him accurately
+on the head, and the lighter cast off, and backed down to try and
+pick him up. He did not bring his head on to the surface again, but
+stuck up an occasional hand, and grasped with it frantically. And,
+meanwhile, there was great industry among the black triangular
+dorsal fins that advertised the movements of the sharks which owned
+them underneath the surface. Nobody on board the <i>Flamingo</i>
+had any particular love for Cranze, but all hands crowded to the
+rail and shivered and felt sick at the thought of seeing him
+gobbled up.</p>
+<p>Then out of the middle of these spectators jumped the mild,
+delicate Hamilton, with a volley of bad language at his own
+foolishness, and lit on a nice sleek wave-crest, feet first in an
+explosion of spray. Away scurried the converging sharks' fins, and
+down shot Hamilton out of sight.</p>
+<p>What followed came quickly. Kettle, with a tremendous flying
+leap, landed somehow on the deck of the lighter, with bones
+unbroken. He cast a bowline on to the end of the main sheet, and,
+watching his chance, hove the bight of it cleverly into Hamilton's
+grasp, and as Hamilton had come up with Cranze frenziedly clutching
+him round the neck, Kettle was able to draw his catch toward the
+lighter's side without further delay.</p>
+<p>By this time the men who had gone below for that purpose had
+returned with a good supply of coal, and a heavy fusillade of the
+black lumps kept the sharks at a distance, at any rate for the
+moment. Kettle heaved in smartly, and eager hands gripped the pair
+as they swirled up alongside, and there they were on the lighter's
+deck, spitting, dripping, and gasping. But here came an unexpected
+developement. As soon as he had got back his wind, the mild
+Hamilton turned on his fellow passenger like a very fury, hitting,
+kicking, swearing, and almost gnashing with his teeth; and Cranze,
+stricken to a sudden soberness by his ducking, collected himself
+after the first surprise, and returned the blows with a murderous
+interest.</p>
+<br>
+<a name="page278.jpg"></a>
+<p class="ctr"><img src="images/page278.jpg" width="45%" alt=
+""><br>
+<b>Out of the middle of these spectators jumped the mild, delicate
+Hamilton.</b></p>
+<br>
+<p>But one of the mates, who had followed his captain down on to
+the lighter to bear a hand, took a quick method of stopping the
+scuffle. He picked up a cargo-sling, slipped it round Cranze's
+waist, hooked on the winch chain, and passed the word to the deck
+above. Somebody alive to the jest turned on steam, and of a sudden
+Cranze was plucked aloft, and hung there under the derrick-sheave,
+struggling impotently, like some insane jumping-jack.</p>
+<p>Amid the yells of laughter which followed, Hamilton laughed
+also, but rather hysterically. Kettle put a hand kindly on his wet
+shoulder. "Come on board again," he said. "If you lie down in your
+room for an hour or so, you'll be all right again then. You're a
+bit over-done. I shouldn't like you to make a fool of
+yourself."</p>
+<p>"Make a fool of myself," was the bitter reply. "I've made a
+bigger fool of myself in the last three minutes than any other man
+could manage in a lifetime."</p>
+<p>"I'll get you the Royal Humane Society's medal for that bit of a
+job, anyway."</p>
+<p>"Give me a nice rope to hang myself with," said Hamilton
+ungraciously, "that would be more to the point. Here, for the
+Lord's sake let me be, or I shall go mad." He brushed aside all
+help, clambered up the steamer's high black side again, and went
+down to his room.</p>
+<p>"That's the worst of these poetic natures," Kettle mused as he,
+too, got out of the lighter; "they're so highly strung."</p>
+<p>Cranze, on being lowered down to deck again, and finding his
+tormentors too many to be retaliated upon, went below and changed,
+and then came up again and found solace in more king's pegs. He was
+not specially thankful to Hamilton for saving his life; said, in
+fact, that it was his plain duty to render such trifling
+assistance; and further stated that if Hamilton found his way over
+the side, he, Cranze, would not stir a finger to pull him back
+again.</p>
+<p>He was very much annoyed at what he termed Hamilton's
+"unwarrantable attack," and still further annoyed at his journey up
+to the derrick's sheave in the cargo-sling, which he also laid to
+Hamilton's door. When any of the ship's company had a minute or so
+to spare, they came and gave Cranze good advice and spoke to him of
+his own unlovableness, and Cranze hurled brimstone back at them
+unceasingly, for king's peg in quantity always helped his
+vocabulary of swear-words.</p>
+<p>Meanwhile the <i>Flamingo</i> steamed up and dropped cargo
+wherever it was consigned, and she abased herself to gather fresh
+cargo wherever any cargo offered. It was Captain Kettle who did the
+abasing, and he did not like the job at all; but he remembered that
+Birds paid him specifically for this among other things; and also
+that if he did not secure the cargo, some one else would steam
+along, and eat dirt, and snap it up; and so he pocketed his pride
+(and his commission) and did his duty. He called to mind that he
+was not the only man in the world who earned a living out of
+uncongenial employment. The creed of the South Shields chapel made
+a point of this: it preached that to every man, according to his
+strength, is the cross dealt out which he has to bear. And Captain
+Owen Kettle could not help being conscious of his own vast
+lustiness.</p>
+<p>But one morning, before the <i>Flamingo</i> had finished with
+her calls on the ports of the Texan rivers, a matter happened on
+board of her which stirred the pulse of her being to a very
+different gait. The steward who brought Captain Kettle's early
+coffee coughed, and evidently wanted an invitation to speak.</p>
+<p>"Well?' said Kettle.</p>
+<p>"It's about Mr. Hamilton, sir. I can't find 'im anywheres."</p>
+<p>"Have you searched the ship?"</p>
+<p>"Hunofficially, sir."</p>
+<p>"Well, get the other two stewards, and do it thoroughly."</p>
+<p>The steward went out, and Captain Kettle lifted the coffee cup
+and drank a salutation to the dead. From that very moment he had a
+certain foreboding that the worst had happened. "Here's luck, my
+lad, wherever you now may be. That brute Cranze has got to windward
+of the pair of us, and your insurance money's due this minute. I
+only sent that steward to search the ship for form's sake. There
+was the link of poetry between you and me, lad; and that's closer
+than most people could guess at; and I know, as sure as if your
+ghost stood here to tell me, that you've gone. How, I've got to
+find out."</p>
+<p>He put down the cup, and went to the bathroom for his morning's
+tub. "I'm to blame, I know," he mused on, "for not taking better
+care of you, and I'm not trying to excuse myself. You were so
+brimful of poetry that you hadn't room left for any thought of your
+own skin, like a chap such as I am is bound to have. Besides,
+you've been well-off all your time and you haven't learned to be
+suspicious. Well, what's done's done, and it can't be helped. But,
+my lad, I want you to look on while I hand in the bill. It'll do
+you good to see Cranze pay up the account."</p>
+<p>Kettle went through his careful toilet, and then in his spruce
+white drill went out and walked briskly up and down the hurricane
+deck till the steward came with the report. His forebodings had not
+led him astray. Hamilton was not on board: the certain alternative
+was that he lay somewhere in the warm Gulf water astern, as a
+helpless dead body.</p>
+<p>"Tell the Chief Officer," he said, "to get a pair of irons out
+of store and bring them down to Mr. Cranze's room. I'm going there
+now."</p>
+<p>He found Cranze doctoring a very painful head with the early
+application of stimulant, and Cranze asked him what the devil he
+meant by not knocking at the door before opening it.</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle whipped the tumbler out of the passenger's
+shaking fingers, and emptied its contents into the wash-basin.</p>
+<p>"I'm going to see you hanged shortly, you drunken beast," he
+said, "but in the mean while you may as well get sober for a
+change, and explain things up a bit."</p>
+<p>Cranze swung his legs out of the bunk and sat up. He was feeling
+very tottery, and the painfulness of his head did not improve his
+temper. "Look here," he said, "I've had enough of your airs and
+graces. I've paid for my passage on this rubbishy old water-pusher
+of yours, and I'll trouble you to keep a civil tongue in your head,
+or I'll report you to your owners. You are like a railway guard, my
+man. After you have seen that your passengers have got their proper
+tickets, it's your duty to--"</p>
+<p>Mr. Cranze's connective remarks broke off here for the time
+being. He found himself suddenly plucked away from the bunk by a
+pair of iron hands, and hustled out through the state-room door. He
+was a tall man, and the hands thrust him from below, upward, and,
+though he struggled wildly and madly, all his efforts to have his
+own way were futile. Captain Owen Kettle had handled far too many
+really strong men in this fashion to even lose breath over a
+dram-drinking passenger. So Cranze found himself hurtled out on to
+the lower fore-deck, where somebody handcuffed him neatly to an
+iron stanchion, and presently a mariner, by Captain Kettle's
+orders, rigged a hose, and mounted on the iron bulwark above him,
+and let a three-inch stream of chilly brine slop steadily on to his
+head.</p>
+<p>The situation, from an onlooker's point of view, was probably
+ludicrous enough, but what daunted the patient was that nobody
+seemed to take it as a joke. There were a dozen men of the crew who
+had drawn near to watch, and yesterday all these would have laughed
+contemptuously at each of his contortions. But now they are all
+stricken to a sudden solemnity.</p>
+<p>"Spell-o," ordered Kettle. "Let's see if he's sober yet."</p>
+<p>The man on the bulwarks let the stream from the hose flop
+overboard, where it ran out into a stream of bubbles which joined
+the wake.</p>
+<p>Cranze gasped back his breath, and used it in a torrent of
+curses.</p>
+<p>"Play on him again," said Kettle, and selected a good black
+before-breakfast cigar from his pocket. He lit it with care. The
+man on the bulwark shifted his shoulder for a better hold against
+the derrick-guy, and swung the limp hose in-board again. The water
+splashed down heavily on Cranze's head and shoulders, and the
+onlookers took stock of him without a trace of emotion. They had
+most of them seen the remedy applied to inebriates before, and so
+they watched Cranze make his gradual recovery with the eyes of
+experts.</p>
+<p>"Spell-o," ordered Kettle some five minutes later, and once more
+the hose vomited sea water ungracefully into the sea. This time
+Cranze had the sense to hold his tongue till he was spoken to. He
+was very white about the face, except for his nose, which was red,
+and his eye had brightened up considerably. He was quite sober, and
+quite able to weigh any words that were dealt out to him.</p>
+<p>"Now," said Kettle judicially, "what have you done with Mr.
+Hamilton?"</p>
+<p>"Nothing."</p>
+<p>"You deny all knowledge of how he got overboard?"</p>
+<p>Cranze was visibly startled. "Of course I do. Is he
+overboard?"</p>
+<p>"He can't be found on this ship. Therefore he is over the side.
+Therefore you put him there."</p>
+<p>Cranze was still more startled. But he kept himself in hand.
+"Look here," he said, "what rot! What should I know about the
+fellow? I haven't seen him since last night."</p>
+<p>"So you say. But I don't see why I should believe you. In fact,
+I don't."</p>
+<p>"Well, you can suit yourself about that, but it's true enough.
+Why in the name of mischief should I want to meddle with the poor
+beggar? If you're thinking of the bit of a scrap we had yesterday,
+I'll own I was full at the time. And so must he have been. At least
+I don't know why else he should have set upon me like he did. At
+any rate that's not a thing a man would want to murder him
+for."</p>
+<p>"No, I should say &pound;20,000 is more in your line."</p>
+<p>"What are you driving at?"</p>
+<p>"You know quite well. You got that poor fellow insured just
+before this trip, you got him to make a will in your favor, and now
+you've committed a dirty, clumsy murder just to finger the
+dollars."</p>
+<p>Cranze broke into uncanny hysterical laughter. "That chap
+insured; that chap make a will in my favor? Why, he hadn't a penny.
+It was me that paid for his passage. I'd been on the tear a bit,
+and the Jew fellow I went to about raising the wind did say
+something about insuring, I know, and made me sign a lot of law
+papers. They made out I was in such a chippy state of health that
+they'd not let me have any more money unless I came on some beastly
+dull sea voyage to recruit a bit, and one of the conditions was
+that one of the boys was to come along too and look after me."</p>
+<p>"You'll look pretty foolish when you tell that thin tale to a
+jury."</p>
+<p>"Then let me put something else on to the back of it. I'm not
+Cranze at all. I'm Hamilton. I've been in the papers a good deal
+just recently, because I'd been flinging my money around, and I
+didn't want to get stared at on board here. So Cranze and I swapped
+names, just to confuse people. It seems to have worked very
+well."</p>
+<p>"Yes," said Kettle, "it's worked so well that I don't think
+you'll get a jury to believe that either. As you don't seem
+inclined to make a clean breast of it, you can now retire to your
+room, and be restored to your personal comforts. I can't hand you
+over to the police without inconvenience to myself till we get to
+New Orleans, so I shall keep you in irons till we reach there.
+Steward--where's a steward? Ah, here you are. See this man is kept
+in his room, and see he has no more liquor. I make you responsible
+for him."</p>
+<p>"Yes, sir," said the steward.</p>
+<p>Continuously the dividends of Bird, Bird and Co. outweighed
+every other consideration, and the <i>Flamingo</i> dodged on with
+her halting voyage. At the first place he put in at, Kettle sent
+off an extravagant cablegram of recent happenings to the
+representative of the Insurance Company in England. It was not the
+cotton season, and the Texan ports yielded the steamer little, but
+she had a ton or so of cargo for almost every one of them, and she
+delivered it with neatness, and clamored for cargo in return. She
+was "working up a connection." She swung round the Gulf till she
+came to where logs borne by the Mississippi stick out from the
+white sand, and she wasted a little time, and steamed past the
+nearest outlet of the delta, because Captain Kettle did not
+personally know its pilotage. He was getting a very safe and
+cautious navigator in these latter days of his prosperity.</p>
+<p>So she made for the Port Eads pass, picked up a pilot from the
+station by the lighthouse, and steamed cautiously up to the
+quarantine station, dodging the sandbars. Her one remaining
+passenger had passed from an active nuisance to a close and unheard
+prisoner, and his presence was almost forgotten by every one on
+board, except Kettle and the steward who looked after him. The
+merchant seaman of these latter days has to pay such a strict
+attention to business, that he has no time whatever for extraneous
+musings.</p>
+<p>The <i>Flamingo</i> got a clean bill from the doctor at the
+quarantine station, and emerged triumphantly from the cluster of
+craft doing penance, and, with a fresh pilot, steamed on up the
+yellow river, past the white sugar-mills, and the heavy cypresses
+behind the banks. And in due time the pilot brought her up to New
+Orleans, and, with his glasses on the bridge, Kettle saw his
+acquaintance, Mr. Lupton, waiting for him on the levee.</p>
+<p>He got his steamer berthed in the crowded tier, and Mr. Lupton
+pushed on board over the first gang-plank. But Kettle waved the man
+aside till he saw his vessel finally moored. And then he took him
+into the chart-house and shut the door.</p>
+<p>"You seem to have got my cable," he said. "It was a very
+expensive one, but I thought the occasion needed it."</p>
+<p>His visitor tapped Kettle confidentially on the knee. "You'll
+find my office will deal most liberally with you, Captain. But I
+can tell you I'm pretty excited to hear your full yarn."</p>
+<p>"I'm afraid you won't like it," said Kettle. "The man's
+obviously dead, and, fancy it or not, I don't see how your office
+can avoid paying the full amount. However, here's the way I've
+logged it down"--and he went off into detailed narration.</p>
+<p>The New Orleans heat smote upon the chart-house roof, and the
+air outside clattered with the talk of negroes. Already hatches
+were off, and the winch chains sang as they struck out cargo, and
+from the levee alongside, and from New Orleans below and beyond,
+came tangles of smells which are peculiarly their own. A steward
+brought in tea, and it stood on the chart-table untasted, and at
+last Kettle finished, and Lupton put a question.</p>
+<p>"It's easy to tell," he said, "if they did swap names. What was
+the man that went overboard like?"</p>
+<p>"Little dark fellow, short sighted. He was a poet, too."</p>
+<p>"That's not Hamilton, anyway, but it might be Cranze. Is your
+prisoner tall?"</p>
+<p>"Tall and puffy. Red-haired and a spotty face."</p>
+<p>"That's Hamilton, all the way. By Jove! Skipper, we've saved our
+bacon. His yarn's quite true. They did change names. Hamilton's a
+rich young ass that's been painting England red these last three
+years."</p>
+<p>"But, tell me, what did the little chap go overboard for?"</p>
+<p>"Got there himself. Uneasy conscience, I suppose. He seems to
+have been a poor sort of assassin anyway. Why, when that drunken
+fool tumbled overboard amongst the sharks, he didn't leave him to
+be eaten or drowned, is more than I can understand. He'd have got
+his money as easy as picking it up off the floor, if he'd only had
+the sense to keep quiet."</p>
+<p>"If you ask me," said Kettle, "it was sheer nobility of
+character. I had a good deal of talk with that young gentleman,
+sir. He was a splendid fellow. He had a true poetical soul."</p>
+<p>Mr. Lupton winked sceptically. "He managed to play the part of a
+thorough-paced young blackguard at home pretty successfully. He was
+warned off the turf. He was kicked out of his club for
+card-sharping. He was--well, he's dead now, anyway, and we won't
+say any more about him, except that he's been stone-broke these
+last three years, and has been living on his wits and helping to
+fleece other flats. But he was only the tool, anyway. There is a
+bigger and more capable scoundrel at the back of it all, and,
+thanks to the scare you seem to have rubbed into that spotty-faced
+young mug you've got locked up down below, I think we can get the
+principal by the heels very nicely this journey. If you don't mind,
+I'll go and see this latest victim now, before he's had time to get
+rid of his fright."</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle showed his visitor courteously down to the
+temporary jail, and then returned to the chart-house and sipped his
+tea.</p>
+<p>"His name may really have been Cranze, but he was a poet, poor
+lad," he mused, thinking of the dead. "That's why he couldn't do
+the dirty work. But I sha'n't tell Lupton that reason. He'd only
+laugh--and--that poetry ought to be a bit of a secret between the
+lad and me. Poor, poor fellow! I think I'll be able to write a few
+lines about him myself after I've been ashore to see the agent,
+just as a bit of an epitaph. As to this spotty-faced waster who
+swapped names with him, I almost have it in me to wish we'd left
+him to be chopped by those sharks. He'd his money to his credit
+anyway--and what's money compared with poetry?"</p>
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr style="width: 35%;">
+<br>
+<br>
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XII"></a>CHAPTER XII</h2>
+<h3>THE FIRE AND THE FARM</h3>
+<br>
+<p>The quartermaster knocked smartly, and came into the
+chart-house, and Captain Kettle's eyes snapped open from deep sleep
+to complete wakefulness.</p>
+<p>"There's some sort of vessel on fire, sir, to loo'ard, about
+five miles off."</p>
+<p>The shipmaster glanced up at the tell-tale compass above his
+head. "Officer of the watch has changed the course, I see. We're
+heading for it, eh?"</p>
+<p>"Yes, sir. The second mate told me to say so."</p>
+<p>"Quite right. Pass the word for the carpenter, and tell him to
+get port and starboard lifeboats ready for lowering in case they're
+wanted. I'll be on the bridge in a minute."</p>
+<p>"Aye, aye, sir," said the quartermaster, and withdrew into the
+darkness outside.</p>
+<p>Captain Owen Kettle's toilet was not of long duration. Like most
+master mariners who do business along those crowded steam lanes of
+the Western Ocean, he slept in most of his clothes when at sea as a
+regular habit, and in fact only stripped completely for the few
+moments which were occupied by his morning's tub. If needful, he
+could always go out on deck at a second's notice, and be ready to
+remain there for twenty-four hours. But in this instance there was
+no immediate hurry, and so he spent a full minute and a half over
+his toilet, and emerged with washed hands and face, sprucely
+brushed hair and beard, and his person attired in high rubber
+thigh-boots and leather-bound black oilskins.</p>
+<p>The night was black and thick with a drizzle of rain, and a
+heavy breeze snored through the <i>Flamingo's</i> scanty rigging.
+The second mate on the bridge was beating his fingerless woollen
+gloves against his ribs as a cure for cold fingers. The first mate
+and the third had already turned out, and were on the boatskids
+helping the carpenter with the housings, and overhauling davit
+falls. On that part of the horizon against which the
+<i>Flamingo's</i> bows sawed with great sweeping dives was a
+streaky, flickering yellow glow.</p>
+<p>Kettle went on to an end of the bridge and peered ahead through
+the bridge binoculars. "A steamer," he commented, "and a big one
+too; and she's finely ablaze. Not much help we shall be able to
+give. It will be a case of taking off the crew, if they aren't
+already cooked before we get there." He looked over the side at the
+eddy of water that clung to the ship's flank. "I see you're shoving
+her along," he said to the second mate.</p>
+<p>"I sent word down to the engine-room to give her all they knew
+the moment we raised the glow. I thought you wouldn't grudge the
+coal, sir."</p>
+<p>"No, quite right. Hope there aren't too many of them to be
+picked off, or we shall make a tight fit on board here."</p>
+<p>"Funny we should be carrying the biggest cargo the old boat's
+ever had packed into her. But we shall find room to house a few
+poor old sailormen. They won't mind much where they stow, as long
+as they're picked up out of the wet. B-r-r-rh!" shivered the second
+mate, "I shouldn't much fancy open-boat cruising in the Western
+Ocean this weather."</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle stared on through the shiny brass binoculars.
+"Call all hands," he said quietly. "That's a big ship ahead of us,
+and she'll carry a lot of people. God send she's only an old tramp.
+At those lifeboats there!" he shouted. "Swing the davits outboard,
+and pass your painters forward. Hump yourselves, now."</p>
+<p>"There's a lot of ice here, sir," came a grumbling voice out of
+the darkness, "and the boats are frozen on to the chocks. We've got
+to hammer it away before they'll hoist. The falls are that froze,
+too, that they'll not render--"</p>
+<p>"You call yourself a mate and hold a master's ticket, and want
+to get a ship of your own!"--Kettle vaulted over the rail on to the
+top of the fiddley, and made for his second in command. "Here, my
+man, if your delicate fingers can't do this bit of a job, give me
+that marlinspike. By James! do you hear me? Give up the
+marlinspike. Did you never see a boat iced up before? Now then,
+carpenter. Are you worth your salt? Or am I to clear both ends in
+this boat by myself?"</p>
+<p>So, by example and tongue, Captain Kettle got his boats swung
+outboard, and the <i>Flamingo</i>, with her engines working at an
+unusual strain, surged rapidly nearer and nearer to the blaze.</p>
+<p>On shore a house on fire at any hour draws a crowd. At sea, in
+the bleak cold wastes of the water desert, even one other shipload
+of sympathizers is too often wished for vainly. Wind, cold, and
+breakdowns of machinery the sailor accepts with dull indifference;
+shipwrecks, strandings, and disease he looks forward to as part of
+an inevitable fate; but fire goes nearer to cowing him than all
+other disasters put together; and the sight of his fellow-seamen
+attacked by these same desolating flames arouses in him the warmest
+of his sympathy, and the full of his resourcefulness. Moreover, in
+Kettle's case, he had known the feel of a ship afire under his own
+feet, and so he could appreciate all the better the agony of these
+others.</p>
+<p>But meanwhile, as the <i>Flamingo</i> made her way up wind
+against the charging seas, a fear was beginning to grip the little
+shipmaster by the heart that was deep enough to cause him a
+physical nausea. The burning steamer ahead grew every minute more
+clear as they raced toward her. She was on fire forward, and she
+lay almost head-on toward them, keeping her stern to the seas, so
+that the wind would have no help in driving the flames aft, and
+making her more uninhabitable.</p>
+<p>From a distance it had been hard to make out anything beyond
+great stacks of yellow flame, topped by inky, oily smoke, which
+drove in thick columns down the wind. As they drew nearer, and her
+size became more apparent, some one guessed her as a big cargo
+tramp from New Orleans with cotton that had overheated and fired,
+and Kettle took comfort from the suggestion and tried to believe
+that it might come true.</p>
+<p>But as they closed with her, and came within earshot of her
+syren, which was sending frightened useless blares across the
+churning waters, there was no being blind to the true facts any
+longer. This was no cargo boat, but a passenger liner; outward
+bound, too, and populous. And as they came still nearer, they saw
+her after-decks black and wriggling with people, and Kettle got a
+glimpse of her structure and recognized the vessel herself.</p>
+<p>"The <i>Grosser Carl</i>," he muttered, "out of Hamburg for New
+York. Next to no first-class, and she cuts rates for third and gets
+the bulk of the German emigrant traffic. She'll have six hundred on
+her this minute, and a hundred of a crew. Call it seven hundred all
+told, and there's hell waiting for them over yonder, and getting
+worse every minute. Oh, great James! I wonder what's going to be
+done. I couldn't pack seventy of them on the old <i>Flam</i> here,
+if I filled her to bursting."</p>
+<p>He clapped the binoculars to his eyes again, and stared
+diligently round the rim of the night. If only he could catch a
+glimpse of some other liner hurrying along her route, then these
+people could be saved easily. He could drop his boats to take them
+till the other passenger ship came up. But the wide sea was empty
+of lights; the <i>Flamingo</i> and the <i>Grusser Carl</i> had the
+stage severely to themselves; and between them they had the making
+of an intolerable weight of destiny.</p>
+<p>The second mate broke in upon his commander's brooding. "We
+shall have a nice bill for Lloyds this journey."</p>
+<p>Kettle made no answer. He continued staring moodily at the
+spouting flames ahead. The second mate coughed. "Shall I be getting
+derricks rigged and the hatch covers off?"</p>
+<p>Kettle turned on him with a sudden fierceness. "Do you know
+you're asking me to ruin myself?"</p>
+<p>"But if we jettison cargo to make room for these poor beggars,
+sir, the insurance will pay."</p>
+<p>"Pay your grandmother. You've got a lot to learn, my lad, before
+you're fit to take charge of a ship, if you don't know any more
+than that about the responsibility of the cargo."</p>
+<p>"By Jove! that's awkward. Birds would look pretty blue if the
+bill was handed in to them."</p>
+<p>"Birds!" said Kettle with contempt. "They aren't liable for
+sixpence. Supposing you were travelling by train, and there was
+some one else's portmanteau in the carriage, and you flung it out
+of the window into a river, who do you suppose would have to stand
+the racket?"</p>
+<p>"Why, me. But then, sir, this is different."</p>
+<p>"Not a bit. If we start in to jettison cargo, it means I'm a
+ruined man. Every ton that goes over the side I'll have to pay
+for."</p>
+<p>"We can't leave those poor devils to frizzle," said the second
+mate awkwardly.</p>
+<p>"Oh, no, of course we can't. They're a pack of unclean Dutchmen
+we never saw before, and should think ourselves too good to brush
+against if we met them in the street, but sentiment demands that we
+stay and pull them out of their mess, and cold necessity leaves me
+to foot the bill. You're young, and you're not married, my lad. I'm
+neither. I've worked like a horse all my life, mostly with bad
+luck. Lately luck's turned a bit. I've been able to make a trifle
+more, and save a few pounds out of my billets. And here and there,
+what with salvage and other things, I've come in the way of a plum.
+One way and another I've got nearly enough put by at home this
+minute to keep the missis and me and the girls to windward of the
+workhouse, even if I lost this present job with Birds, and didn't
+find another."</p>
+<p>"Perhaps somebody else will pay for the cargo we have to put
+over the side, sir."</p>
+<p>"It's pretty thin comfort when you've got a 'perhaps' of that
+size, and no other mortal stop between you and the workhouse. It's
+all very well doing these things in hot blood; but the reckoning's
+paid when you're cold, and they're cold, and with the Board of
+Trade standing-by like the devil in the background all ready to
+give you a kick when there's a spare place for a fresh foot." He
+slammed down the handle of the bridge-telegraph, and rang off the
+<i>Flamingo's</i> engines. He had been measuring distances all this
+time with his eye.</p>
+<p>"But, of course, there's no other choice about the matter.
+There's the blessed cause of humanity to be looked after--humanity
+to these blessed Dutch emigrants that their own country doesn't
+want, and every other country would rather be without. Humanity to
+my poor old missis and the kids doesn't count. I shall get a sludgy
+paragraph in the papers for the <i>Grosser Carl</i>, headed
+'Gallant Rescue,' with all the facts put upside down, and twelve
+months later there'll be another paragraph about a 'case of pitiful
+destitution.'"</p>
+<p>"Oh, I say, sir, it won't be as bad as all that. Birds will see
+you through."</p>
+<p>"Birds will do a fat lot. Birds sent me to work up a connection
+in the Mexican Gulf, and I've done it, and they've raised my screw
+two pound a month after four years' service. I jettison the
+customers' cargo, and probably sha'n't be able to pay for half of
+it. Customers will get mad, and give their business to other lines
+which don't run foul of blazing emigrant packets."</p>
+<p>"Birds would never dare to fire you out for that."</p>
+<p>"Oh, Lord, no! They'd say: 'We don't like the way you've taken
+to wear your back hair, Captain. And, besides, we want younger
+blood amongst our skippers. You'll find your check ready for you in
+the outer office. Mind the step!'"</p>
+<p>"I'm awfully sorry, Skipper. If there's anything I can do,
+sir--"</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle sighed, and looked drearily out at the blazing
+ship and the tumbled waste of sea on which she floated. But he felt
+that he had been showing weakness, and pulled himself together
+again smartly. "Yes, there is, my lad. I'm a disappointed man, and
+I've been talking a lot more than's dignified. You'll do me a real
+kindness if you'll forget all that's been said. Away with you on to
+the main deck, and get hatches off, and whip the top tier of that
+cargo over the side as fast as you can make the winches travel. If
+the old <i>Flamingo</i> is going to serve out free hospitality, by
+James! she shall do it full weight. By James! I'd give the beggars
+champagne and spring mattresses if I'd got 'em."</p>
+<p>Meanwhile, those on the German emigrant steamer had seen the
+coming of the shabby little English trader with bumping hearts.
+Till then the crew, with (so to speak) their backs up against a
+wall, had fought the fire with diligence; but when the nearness of
+a potential rescuer was reported, they discovered for themselves at
+once that the fire was beyond control. They were joined by the
+stokehold gangs, and they made at once for the boats, overpowering
+any officer who happened to come between them and their desires.
+The limp, tottery, half-fed, wholly seasick emigrants they easily
+shoved aside, and these in their turn by sheer mass thrust back the
+small handful of first-class passengers, and away screamed out the
+davit tackles, as the boats were lowered full of madly frightened
+deck hands and grimy handlers of coal.</p>
+<p>Panic had sapped every trace of their manhood. They had concern
+only for their own skins; for the miserables remaining on the
+<i>Grosser Carl</i> they had none. And if for a minute any of them
+permitted himself to think, he decided that in the Herr Gott's good
+time the English would send boats and fetch them off. The English
+had always a special gusto for this meddling rescue work.</p>
+<p>However, it is easy to decide on lowering boats, but not always
+so easy to carry it into safe fact if you are mad with scare, and
+there is no one whom you will listen to to give the necessary
+simple orders. And, as a consequence, one boat, chiefly manned by
+the coal interest, swamped alongside before it could be shoved
+clear; the forward davit fall of another jammed, and let it dangle
+vertically up and down when the after fall overhauled; and only one
+boat got away clear.</p>
+<p>The reception which this small cargo of worthies met with
+surprised them. They pulled with terrified haste to the
+<i>Flamingo</i>, got under her lee, and clung desperately to the
+line which was thrown to them. But to the rail above them came the
+man who expected to be ruined by this night's work, and the pearls
+of speech which fell from his lips went home through even their
+thick hides.</p>
+<p>Captain Kettle, being human, had greatly needed some one during
+the last half-hour to ease his feelings on--though he was not the
+man to own up to such a weakness, even to himself--and the boat
+came neatly to supply his want. It was long enough since he had
+found occasion for such an outburst, but the perfection of his
+early training stood him in good stead then. Every biting insult in
+his vocabulary, every lashing word that is used upon the seas,
+every gibe, national, personal, or professional, that a lifetime of
+hard language could teach, he poured out on that shivering boat's
+crew then.</p>
+<p>They were Germans certainly, but being an English shipmaster, he
+had, of course, many a time sailed with a forecastle filled with
+their nationality, and had acquired the special art of adapting his
+abuse to the "Dutchman's" sensibilities, even as he had other
+harangues suited for Coolie or Dago mariners, or even for that rare
+sea-bird, the English sailorman. And as a final wind-up, after
+having made them writhe sufficiently, he ordered them to go back
+whence they came, and take a share in rescuing their fellows.</p>
+<p>"Bud we shall trown," shouted back one speaker from the wildly
+jumping boat.</p>
+<p>"Then drown, and be hanged to you," shouted Kettle. "I'm sure I
+don't care if you do. But I'm not going to have cowards like you
+dirtying my deck-planks." He cast off the line to which their boat
+rode under the steamer's heaving side. "You go and do your whack at
+getting the people off that packet, or, so help me James! none of
+you shall ever see your happy Dutchland again."</p>
+<p>Meanwhile, so the irony of the fates ordered it, the two mates,
+each in charge of one of the <i>Flamingo's</i> lifeboats, were
+commanding crews made up entirely of Germans and Scandinavians, and
+pluckier and more careful sailormen could not have been wished for.
+The work was dangerous, and required more than ordinary nerve and
+endurance and skill. A heavy sea ran, and from its crests a
+spindrift blew which cut the face like whips, and numbed all parts
+of the body with its chill. The boats were tossed about like
+playthings, and required constant bailing to keep them from being
+waterlogged. But Kettle had brought the <i>Flamingo</i> to windward
+of the <i>Grosser Carl</i>, and each boat carried a line, so that
+the steam winches could help her with the return trips.</p>
+<p>Getting a cargo was, however, the chief difficulty. All attempt
+at killing the fire was given up by this time. All vestige of order
+was swamped in unutterable panic. The people on board had given
+themselves up to wild, uncontrollable anarchy. If a boat had been
+brought alongside, they would have tumbled into her like sheep,
+till their numbers swamped her. They cursed the flames, cursed the
+sea, cursed their own brothers and sisters who jostled them. They
+were the sweepings from half-fed middle Europe, born with raw
+nerves; and under the sudden stress of danger, and the absence of
+some strong man to thrust discipline on them, they became
+practically maniacs. They were beyond speech, many of them. They
+yammered at the boats which came to their relief, with noises like
+those of scared beasts.</p>
+<p>Now the <i>Flamingo's</i> boats were officered by two cool,
+profane mates, who had no nerves themselves, and did not see the
+use of nerves in other people. Neither of them spoke German, but
+(after the style of their island) presuming that some of those who
+listened would understand English, they made proclamation in their
+own tongue to the effect that the women were to be taken off
+first.</p>
+<p>"Kids with them," added the second mate.</p>
+<p>"And if any of you rats of men shove your way down here," said
+the chief mate, "before all the skirt is ferried across, you'll get
+knocked on the head, that's all. Savvy that belaying-pin I got in
+my fist? Now then, get some bowlines, and sway out the ladies."</p>
+<p>As well might the order have been addressed to a flock of sheep.
+They heard what was said in an agonized silence. Then each poor
+soul there stretched out his arms or hers, and clamored to be
+saved--and--never mind the rest. And meanwhile the flames bit
+deeper and deeper into the fabric of the steamer, and the breath of
+them grew more searching, as the roaring gale blew them into
+strength.</p>
+<p>"You ruddy Dutchmen," shouted the second mate. "It would serve
+you blooming well right if you were left to be frizzled up into one
+big sausage stew together. However, we'll see if kindness can't
+tame you a bit yet." He waited till the swirl of a sea swung his
+boat under one of the dangling davit falls, and caught hold of it,
+and climbed nimbly on board. Then he proceeded to clear a space by
+the primitive method of crashing his fist into every face within
+reach.</p>
+<p>"Now then," he shouted, "if there are any sailormen here worth
+their salt, let them come and help. Am I to break up the whole of
+this ship's company by myself?"</p>
+<p>Gradually, by ones and twos, the <i>Grosser Carl's</i> remaining
+officers and deck hands came shamefacedly toward this new nucleus
+of authority and order, and then the real work began. The
+emigrants, with sea sights and sea usage new to them, were still
+full of the unreasoning panic of cattle, and like cattle they were
+herded and handled, and their women and young cut out from the
+general mob. These last were got into the swaying, dancing boats as
+tenderly as might be, and the men were bidden to watch, and wait
+their turn. When they grew restive, as the scorching fire drew more
+near, they were beaten savagely; the <i>Grosser Carl's</i> crew,
+with the shame of their own panic still raw on them, knew no mercy;
+and the second mate of the <i>Flamingo</i>, who stood against a
+davit, insulted them all with impartial cheerfulness. He was a very
+apt pupil, this young man, of that master of ruling men at the
+expense of their feelings, Captain Owen Kettle.</p>
+<p>Meanwhile the two lifeboats took one risky journey after
+another, being drawn up to their own ship by a chattering winch,
+discharging their draggled freight with dexterity and little
+ceremony, and then laboring back under oars for another. The light
+of the burning steamer turned a great sphere of night into day, and
+the heat from her made the sweat pour down the faces of the toiling
+men, though the gale still roared, and the icy spindrift still
+whipped and stung. On the <i>Flamingo</i>, Captain Kettle cast into
+the sea with a free hand what represented the savings of a
+lifetime, provision for his wife and children, and an old-age
+pension for himself.</p>
+<p>The <i>Grosser Carl</i> had carried thirty first-class
+passengers, and these were crammed into the <i>Flamingo's</i>
+slender cabin accommodation, filling it to overflowing. The
+emigrants--Austrians, Bohemians, wild Poles, filthy, crawling
+Russian Jews, bestial Armenians, human <i>debris</i> which even
+soldier-coveting Middle Europe rejected--these were herded down
+into the holds, as rich cargo was dug out by the straining winches,
+and given to the thankless sea to make space for them.</p>
+<p>"Kindly walk up," said Kettle, with bitter hospitality, as fresh
+flocks of them were heaved up over the bulwarks. "Don't hesitate to
+grumble if the accommodation isn't exactly to your liking. We're
+most pleased to strike out cargo to provide you with an elegant
+parlor, and what's left I'm sure you'll be able to sit on and
+spoil. Oh, you filthy, long-haired cattle! Did none of you ever
+wash?"</p>
+<p>Fiercely the <i>Grosser Carl</i> burned to the fanning of the
+gale, and like furies worked the men in the boats. The <i>Grosser
+Carl's</i> own boat joined the other two, once the ferrying was
+well under way. She had hung alongside after Kettle cast off her
+line, with her people madly clamoring to be taken on board; but as
+all they received for their pains was abuse and coal-lumps--mostly,
+by the way, from their own fellow-countrymen, who made up the
+majority of the <i>Flamingo's</i> crew--they were presently driven
+to help in the salving work through sheer scare at being left
+behind to drown unless they carried out the fierce little English
+Captain's orders.</p>
+<p>The <i>Flamingo's</i> chief mate oversaw the dangerous ferrying,
+and though every soul that was transshipped might be said to have
+had ten narrow escapes in transit over that piece of tossing water,
+luck and good seamanship carried the day, and none was lost. And on
+the <i>Grosser Carl</i> the second mate, a stronger man, brazenly
+took entire command, and commended to the nether gods all who
+suggested ousting him from that position. "I don't care a red what
+your official post was on this ship before I came," said the second
+mate to several indignant officers. "You should have held on to it
+when you had it. I've never been a skipper before, but I'm skipper
+here now by sheer right of conquest, and I'm going to stay on at
+that till the blooming old ship's burnt out. If you bother me, I'll
+knock your silly nose into your watch-pocket. Turn-to there and
+pass down another batch of those squalling passengers into the
+boats. Don't you spill any of them overboard either, or, by the Big
+Mischief, I'll just step down and teach you handiness."</p>
+<p>The second mate was almost fainting with the heat before he left
+the <i>Grosser Carl</i>, but he insisted on being the last man on
+board, and then guyed the whole performance with caustic gayety
+when he was dragged out of the water, into which he had been forced
+to jump, and was set to drain on the floor gratings of a boat.</p>
+<p>The <i>Grosser Carl</i> had fallen away before the wind, and was
+spouting flame from stem-head to poop-staff by the time the last of
+the rescuers and the rescued were put on the <i>Flamingo's</i>
+deck, and on that travel-worn steamboat were some six hundred and
+fifty visitors that somehow or other had to be provided for.</p>
+<p>The detail of famine now became of next importance. They were
+still five days' steam away from port, and their official provision
+supply was only calculated to last the <i>Flamingos</i> themselves
+for a little over that time. Things are cut pretty fine in these
+days of steam voyages to scheduled time. So there was no
+sentimental waiting to see the <i>Grosser Carl</i> finally burn out
+and sink. The boats were cast adrift, as the crews were too
+exhausted to hoist them in, and the <i>Flamingo's</i> nose was
+turned toward Liverpool. Pratt, the chief engineer, figured out to
+half a ton what coal he had remaining, and set the pace so as to
+run in with empty bunkers. They were cool now, all hands, from the
+excitement of the burning ship, and the objectionable prospect of
+semi-starvation made them regard their visitors less than ever in
+the light of men and brothers.</p>
+<p>But, as it chanced, toward the evening of next day, a hurrying
+ocean greyhound overtook them in her race from New York toward the
+East, and the bunting talked out long sentences in the commercial
+code from the wire span between the <i>Flamingo's</i> masts. Fresh
+quartettes of flags flicked up on both steamers, were acknowledged,
+and were replaced by others; and when the liner drew up alongside,
+and stopped with reversed propellers, she had a loaded boat ready
+swung out in davits, which dropped in the water the moment she had
+lost her way. The bunting had told the pith of the tale.</p>
+<p>When the two steamers' bridges were level, the liner's captain
+touched his cap, and a crowd of well-dressed passengers below him
+listened wonderingly. "Afternoon, Captain. Got 'em all?"</p>
+<p>"Afternoon, Captain. Oh, we didn't lose any. But a few drowned
+their silly selves before we started to shepherd them."</p>
+<p>"What ship was it? The French boat would be hardly due yet."</p>
+<p>"No, the old <i>Grosser Carl</i>. She was astern of her time.
+Much obliged to you for the grub, Captain. We'd have been pretty
+hard pushed if we hadn't met you. I'm sending you a payment order.
+Sorry for spoiling your passage."</p>
+<p>The liner captain looked at his watch.</p>
+<p>"Can't be helped. It's in a good cause, I suppose, though the
+mischief of it is we were trying to pull down the record by an hour
+or so. The boat, there! Are you going to be all night with that bit
+of stuff?"</p>
+<p>The cases of food were transshipped with frantic haste, and the
+boat returned. The greyhound leaped out into her stride again the
+moment she had hooked on, and shot ahead, dipping a smart blue
+ensign in salute. The <i>Flamingo</i> dipped a dirty red ensign and
+followed, and, before dark fell, once more had the ocean to
+herself.</p>
+<p>The voyage home was not one of oppressive gayety. The
+first-class passengers, who were crammed into the narrow cabin
+found the quarters uncomfortable, and the little shipmaster's
+manner repellent. Urged by the precedent in such matters, they
+"made a purse" for him, and a presentation address. But as they
+merely collected some thirty-one pounds in paper promises, which,
+so far, have never been paid, their gratitude may be said to have
+had its economical side.</p>
+<p>To the riffraff in the hold, for whose accommodation a poor
+man's fortune had been jettisoned, the thing "gratitude" was an
+unknown emotion. They plotted mischief amongst themselves, stole
+when the opportunity came to them, were unspeakably foul in their
+habits, and, when they gave the matter any consideration at all,
+decided that this fierce little captain with the red torpedo beard
+had taken them on board merely to fulfil some selfish purpose of
+his own. To the theorist who has sampled them only from a distance,
+these off-scourings of Middle Europe are downtrodden people with
+souls; to those who happen to know them personally, all their
+qualities seem to be conspicuously negative.</p>
+<p>The <i>Flamingo</i> picked up the landmarks of the Southern
+Irish coast, and made her number to Lloyd's station on Brow Head,
+stood across for the Tuskar, and so on up St. George's Channel for
+Holyhead. She flew a pilot jack there, and off Point Lynus picked
+up a pilot, who, after the custom of his class, stepped up over the
+side with a hard felt hat on his head, and a complete wardrobe, and
+a selection of daily papers in his pocket.</p>
+<p>"Well, pilot, what's the news?" said Kettle, as the man of
+narrow waters swung himself up on to the bridge, and his boat
+swirled away astern.</p>
+<p>"You are," said the pilot. "The papers are just full of you,
+Captain, all of them, from the <i>Shipping Telegraph</i> to the
+London <i>Times</i>. The Cunard boat brought in the yarn. A pilot
+out of my schooner took her up."</p>
+<p>"How do they spell the name? Cuttle?"</p>
+<p>"Well, I think it's 'Kattle' mostly, though one paper has it
+'Kelly.'"</p>
+<p>"Curse their cheek," said the little sailor, flushing. "I'd like
+to get hold of some of those blowsy editors that come smelling
+round the dock after yarns and drink, and wring their necks."</p>
+<p>"Starboard a point," said the pilot, and when the quartermaster
+at the wheel had duly repeated the course, he turned to Kettle with
+some amusement. "Blowsy or not, they don't seem to have done you
+much harm this journey, Captain. Why, they're getting up
+subscriptions for you all round. Shouldn't wonder but what the
+Board of Trade even stands you a pair of binoculars."</p>
+<p>"I'm not a blessed mendicant," said Kettle stiffly, "and as for
+the Board of Trade, they can stick their binoculars up their
+trousers." He walked to the other end of the bridge, and stood
+there chewing savagely at the butt end of his cigar.</p>
+<p>"Rum bloke," commented the pilot to himself, though aloud he
+offered no comment, being a man whose business it was to keep on
+good terms with everybody. So he dropped his newspapers to one of
+the mates, and applied himself to the details of the pilotage.</p>
+<p>Still, the pilot was right in saying that England was ringing
+with the news of Kettle's feat. The passengers of the Cunarder,
+with nothing much else to interest them, had come home thrilled and
+ringing with it. A smart New Yorker had got a "scoop" by slipping
+ashore at Queenstown and cabling a lavish account to the American
+Press Association, so that the first news reached London from the
+States. Followed Reuter's man and the Liverpool reporters on
+Prince's landing-stage, who came to glean copy as in the ordinary
+course of events, and they being spurred on by wires from London
+for full details, got down all the facts available, and imagined
+others. Parliament was not sitting, and there had been no newspaper
+sensation for a week, and, as a natural consequence, the papers
+came out next morning with accounts of the rescue varying from two
+columns to a page in length.</p>
+<p>It is one of the most wonderful attributes of the modern Press
+that it can, at any time between midnight and publishing hours,
+collate and elaborate the biography of a man who hitherto has been
+entirely obscure, and considering the speed of the work, and the
+difficulties which hedge it in, these lightning life sketches are
+often surprisingly full of accuracies. But let the frillings in
+this case be fact or fiction, there was no doubt that Kettle and
+his crew had saved a shipload of panic-stricken foreign emigrants,
+and (to help point the moral) within the year, in an almost similar
+case, another shipload had been drowned through that same blind,
+helpless, hopeless panic. The pride of race bubbled through the
+British Daily Press in prosaic long primer and double-leaded
+bourgeois. There was no saying aloud, "We rejoice that an
+Englishman has done this thing, after having it proved to us that
+it was above the foreigner's strength." The newspaper man does not
+rhapsodize. But the sentiment was there all the same, and it was
+that which actuated the sudden wave of enthusiasm which thrilled
+the country.</p>
+<br>
+<a name="page309.jpg"></a>
+<p class="ctr"><img src="images/page309.jpg" width="45%" alt=
+""><br>
+<b>Strangers came up and wrung Kettle's unwilling hand.</b></p>
+<br>
+<p>The <i>Flamingo</i> was worked into dock, and a cheering crowd
+surged aboard of her in unrestrainable thousands. Strangers came up
+and wrung Kettle's unwilling hand, and dropped tears on his
+coat-sleeve; and when he swore at them, they only wept the more and
+smiled through the drops. It was magnificent, splendid, gorgeous.
+Here was a man! Who said that England would ever lose her proud
+place among the nations when she could still find men like Oliver
+Kelly--or Kattle--or Cuttle, or whatever this man was called,
+amongst her obscure merchant captains?</p>
+<p>Even Mr. Isaac Bird, managing owner, caught some of the general
+enthusiasm, and withheld, for the present, the unpleasant remarks
+which occurred to him as suitable, touching Kettle's neglect of the
+firm's interest in favor of a parcel of bankrupt foreigners. But
+Kettle himself had the subject well in mind. When all this absurd
+fuss was over, then would come the reckoning; and whilst the crowd
+was cheering him, he was figuring out the value of the jettisoned
+cargo, and whilst pompous Mr. Isaac was shaking him by the hand and
+making a neat speech for the ear of casual reporters, poor Kettle
+was conjuring up visions of the workhouse and pauper's
+corduroy.</p>
+<p>But the Fates were moving now in a manner which was beyond his
+experience. The public, which had ignored his bare existence before
+for all of a lifetime, suddenly discovered that he was a hero, and
+that, too, without knowing half the facts. The Press, with its
+finger on the public's pulse, published Kettle literature in lavish
+columns. It gave twenty different "eye-witnesses' accounts" of the
+rescue. It gave long lists of "previous similar disasters." It drew
+long morals in leading articles. And finally, it took all the
+little man's affairs under its consideration, and settled them with
+a lordly hand.</p>
+<p>"Who pays for the cargo Captain Kuttle threw overboard?" one
+paper headed an article; whilst another wrote perfervidly about
+"Cattle ruined for his bravery." Here was a new and striking side
+issue. Lloyds' were not responsible. Should the week's hero pay the
+bill himself out of his miserable savings? Certainly not. The
+owners of the <i>Grosser Carl</i> were the benefiting parties, and
+it was only just that they should take up the expense. So the
+entire Press wired off to the German firm, and next morning were
+able to publish a positive assurance that of course these grateful
+foreigners would reimburse all possible outlay.</p>
+<p>The subject of finance once broached, it was naturally
+discovered that the hero toiled for a very meagre pittance, that he
+was getting on in years, and had a wife and family depending on
+him--and--promptly, there opened out the subscription lists. People
+were stirred, and they gave nicely, on the lower scale certainly,
+with shillings and guineas predominating; but the lists totalled up
+to &pound;2,400, which to some people, of course, is gilded
+affluence.</p>
+<p>Now Captain Kettle had endured all this publicity with a good
+deal of restiveness, and had used language to one or two
+interviewers who managed to ferret him out, which fairly startled
+them; but this last move for a public subscription made him
+furious. He spoke in the captain's room of the hostelry he used, of
+the degradation which was put on him, and various other master
+mariners who were present entirely agreed with him. "I might be a
+blessed missionary, or India-with-a-famine, the way they're
+treating me," he complained bitterly. "If they call a meeting to
+give me anything, I'll chuck the money in their faces, and let them
+know straight what I think. By James! do they suppose I've got no
+pride? Why can't they let me alone? If the <i>Grosser Carl</i>
+people pay up for that cargo, that's all I want."</p>
+<p>But the eternal healer, Time, soothed matters down wonderfully.
+Captain Owen Kettle's week's outing in the daily papers ran its
+course with due thrills and headlines, and then the Press forgot
+him, and rushed on to the next sensation. By the time the
+subscription list had closed and been brought together, the
+<i>Flamingo</i> had sailed for her next slow round trip in the
+Mexican Gulf, and when her captain returned to find a curt, formal
+letter from a firm of bankers, stating that &pound;2,400 had been
+placed to his credit in their establishment, he would have been
+more than human if he had refused it. And, as a point of fact,
+after consulting with Madam, his wife, he transformed it into
+houses in that terrace of narrow dwellings in Birkenhead which
+represented the rest of his savings.</p>
+<p>Now on paper this house property was alleged by a sanguine agent
+to produce at the rate of &pound;15 per annum apiece, and as there
+were thirty-six houses, this made an income--on paper--of well over
+&pound;500 a year, the which is a very nice possession.</p>
+<p>A thing, moreover, which Captain Kettle had prophesied had come
+to pass. The "trade connection" in the Mexican Gulf had been very
+seriously damaged. As was somewhat natural, the commercial gentry
+there did not relish having their valuable cargo pitched
+unceremoniously to Neptune, and preferred to send what they had by
+boats which did not contrive to meet burning emigrant liners. This,
+of course, was quite unreasonable of them, but one can only relate
+what happened.</p>
+<p>And then the second part of the prophecy evolved itself
+naturally. Messrs. Bird discovered from the last indent handed them
+that more paint had been used over the <i>Flamingo's</i> fabric
+than they thought consistent with economy, and so they relieved
+Captain Kettle from the command, handed him their check for wages
+due--there was no commission to be added for such an unsatisfactory
+voyage as this last--and presented him gratis with their best
+wishes for his future welfare.</p>
+<p>Kettle had thought of telling the truth in print, but the
+mysterious law of libel, which it is written that all mariners
+shall dread and never understand, scared him; and besides, he was
+still raw from his recent week's outing in the British Press. So he
+just went and gave his views to Mr. Isaac Bird personally and
+privately, threw the ink-bottle through the office window, pitched
+the box of business cigars into the fire, and generally pointed his
+remarks in a way that went straight to Mr. Bird's heart, and then
+prepared peacefully to take his departure.</p>
+<p>"I shall not prosecute you for this--" said Mr. Isaac.</p>
+<p>"I wish you dare. It would suit me finely to get into a
+police-court and be able to talk. I'd willingly pay my 'forty
+shillings and' for the chance. They'd give me the option fast
+enough."</p>
+<p>"I say I shall not prosecute you because I have no time to
+bother with law. But I shall send your name round amongst the
+shipowners, and with my word against you, you'll never get another
+command so long as the world stands."</p>
+<p>"You knock-kneed little Jew," said Kettle truculently, "do you
+think I'm giving myself the luxury of letting out at a shipowner,
+after knuckling down to the breed through all of a weary life,
+unless I knew my ground? I've done with ships and the sea for
+always, and if you give me any more of your lip, I'll burn your
+office down and you in it."</p>
+<p>"You seem pleased enough with yourself about something," said
+Mr. Isaac.</p>
+<p>"I am," said Kettle exultantly. "I've chucked the sea for good.
+I've taken a farm in Wharfedale, and I'm going to it this very
+week."</p>
+<p>"Then," said Mr. Isaac sardonically, "if you've taken a farm,
+don't let me wish you any further ill. Good-morning."</p>
+<p>But Kettle was not to be damped out of conceit with his life's
+desire by a few ill-natured words. He gave Mr. Isaac Bird his final
+blessing, commenting on his ancestors, his personal appearance, his
+prospects of final salvation, and then pleasantly took his leave.
+He was too much occupied in the preliminaries of his new life to
+have much leisure just then for further cultivation of the gentle
+art of insult.</p>
+<p>The farm he had rented lay in the Wharfe Valley above Skipton,
+and, though its acreage was large, a good deal was made up of mere
+moorland sheep pasture. Luckily he recognized that a poetical taste
+for a rural life might not necessarily imply the whole mystery of
+stock rearing and agriculture, and so he hired a capable foreman as
+philosopher and guide. And here I may say that his hobby by no
+means ruined him, as might reasonably be expected; for in the worst
+years he never dropped more than fifty or sixty pounds, and
+frequently he ran the place without loss, or even at a profit.</p>
+<p>But though it is hard to confess that a man's ideal comes short
+of his expectations when put to the trial, I am free to confess
+that although he enjoyed it all, Kettle was not at his happiest
+when he was attending his crops or his sheep, or haggling with his
+fellow farmers on Mondays over fat beasts in Skipton market.</p>
+<p>He had gone back to one of his more practiced tastes--if one
+calls it a taste--the cultivation of religion. The farm stood bleak
+and lonely on the slope of a hillside, and on both flanks of the
+dale were other lonely farms as far as the eye could see. There was
+no village. The nearest place of worship was four miles away, and
+that was merely a church. But in the valley beside the Wharfe was a
+small gray stone chapel, reared during some bygone day for the
+devotions of some forgotten sect. Kettle got this into his
+control.</p>
+<p>He was by no means a rich man. The row of houses in Birkenhead
+were for the most part tenanted by the wives of mercantile marine
+engineers and officers, who were chronically laggard with their
+rent, and whom <i>esprit de corps</i> forbade him to press; and so,
+what with this deficit, and repairs and taxes, and one thing and
+another, it was rarely that half the projected &pound;500 a year
+found its way into his banking account. But a tithe of whatever
+accrued to him was scrupulously set aside for the maintenance of
+the chapel.</p>
+<p>He imported there the grim, narrow creed he had learned in South
+Shields, and threw open the door for congregations. He was entirely
+in earnest over it all, and vastly serious. Failing another
+minister, he himself took the services, and though, on occasion,
+some other brother was induced to preach, it was he himself who
+usually mounted the pulpit beneath the sounding-board. He purchased
+an American organ, and sent his eldest daughter weekly to take
+lessons in Skipton till she could play it. And Mrs. Kettle herself
+led the singing.</p>
+<p>Still further, the chapel has its own collection of hymns,
+specially written, printed and dedicated to its service. The book
+is Captain Kettle's first published effort. Heaven and its author
+alone know under what wild circumstances most of those hymns were
+written.</p>
+<p>The chapel started its new span of life with a congregation
+meagre enough, but Sunday by Sunday the number grew. They are
+mostly Nonconformists in the dales, and when once a man acquires a
+taste for dissent, he takes a sad delight in sampling his
+neighbors' variations of creed. Some came once and were not seen
+again. Others came and returned. They felt that this was the
+loneliest of all modern creeds; indeed, Kettle preached as much,
+and one can take a melancholy pride in splendid isolation.</p>
+<p>I am not sure that Captain Kettle does not find the restfulness
+of his present life a trifle too accentuated at times, though this
+is only inevitable for one who has been so much a man of action.
+But at any rate he never makes complaint. He is a strong man, and
+he governs himself even as he governs his family and the chapel
+circle, with a strong, just hand. The farm is a model of neatness
+and order; paint is lavished in a way that makes dalesmen lift
+their eyebrows; and the routine of the household is as strict as
+that of a ship.</p>
+<p>The house is unique, too, in Wharfedale for the variety of its
+contents. Desperately poor though Kettle might be on many of his
+returns from his unsuccessful ventures, he never came back to his
+wife without some present from a foreign clime as a tangible proof
+of his remembrance, and because these were usually mere
+curiosities, without intrinsic value, they often evaded the
+pawn-shop in those years of dire distress, when more negotiable
+articles passed irretrievably away from the family possession. And
+with them too, in stiff, decorous frames, are those certificates
+and testimonials which a master mariner always collects, together
+with photographs of gratuitously small general interest.</p>
+<p>But one might turn the house upside down without finding so
+carnal an instrument as a revolver, and when I suggested to Kettle
+once that we might go outside and have a little pistol practice, he
+glared at me, and I thought he would have sworn. However, he let me
+know stiffly enough that whatever circumstances might have made him
+at sea, he had always been a very different man ashore in England,
+and there the matter dropped.</p>
+<p>But speaking of mementoes, there is one link with the past that
+Mrs. Kettle, poor woman, never ceases to regret the loss of. "Such
+a beautiful gold watch," she says it was too, "with the Emperor's
+and the Captain's names engraved together on the back, and just a
+nice mention of the <i>Gross of Carl</i>." As it happened, I saw
+the letter with which it was returned. It ran like this:--</p>
+<blockquote><br>
+<i>To His Majesty the German Emperor,<br>
+Berlin, Germany<br>
+<br>
+S.S. "Flamingo,"<br>
+Liverpool</i>,</blockquote>
+<br>
+<br>
+<blockquote><br>
+Sir,<br>
+<br>
+<i>I am in receipt of watch sent by your agent, the<br>
+German ambassador in London, which I return herewith.<br>
+It is not my custom to accept presents from<br>
+people I don't know, especially if I have talked about<br>
+them. I have talked about you, not liking several<br>
+thing's you've done, especially telegraphing about<br>
+Dr. Jameson. Sir, you should remember that man<br>
+was down when you sent your wire and couldn't<br>
+hit back. Some of the things I have said about<br>
+German deck hands you needn't take too much notice<br>
+about. They aren't so bad as they might be if<br>
+properly handled. But they want handling. Likewise<br>
+learning English.<br>
+<br>
+My wife wants to keep your photo, so I send you<br>
+one of hers in return, so there shall be no robbery.<br>
+She has written her name over it, same as yours</i>.</blockquote>
+<br>
+<br>
+<blockquote><br>
+<i>Yours truly,<br>
+O. Kettle (Master).</i></blockquote>
+<br>
+<br>
+<div>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 12556 ***</div>
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