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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 12530 ***
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+THE MIRROR OF LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.
+
+VOL. 20, NO. 580.] SUPPLEMENTARY NUMBER. [PRICE 2d.
+
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+SPIRIT OF THE ANNUALS FOR 1833.
+
+
+[Illustration: ST. GOAR, (_on the Rhine._)]
+
+
+
+
+THE PICTURESQUE ANNUAL.
+
+This is certainly one of the most splendid works of the kind ever
+produced in this or any other country. This is high but not unmerited
+praise; as the reader will believe when we tell him, that it contains
+twenty-six large plates, from drawings by Stanfield, engraved by
+first-rate artists, and superintended by Mr. Charles Heath. They are
+all, strictly speaking, PICTURESQUE scenes, chosen with great skill,
+and with right understanding of the Picturesque. The literary portion
+consists of Travelling Sketches on the Rhine, and in Belgium, and in
+Holland, by Mr. Leitch Ritchie. The plates are, of course, intended as
+illustrations to the letter-press; but it is too evident, that the
+latter has been _written_ to the plates. However, that matters not,
+for the twenty-six engravings are amply worth twenty-one shillings, the
+cost of the volume. The author's share is lively and jaunty, and of the
+most here-and-there description. We only intend to quote the portion
+accompanying the Engraving on the annexed page.[1]
+
+
+ST. GOAR, (_on the Rhine_).
+
+"We now arrived at St. Goar, and the ruins of the castle of Rheinfels:
+but here the pen gives willing place to the pencil. In the view, the
+town and river are seen through an arch, in such a way as to convey
+a complete idea of what we call the Lakes of the Rhine. In entering
+St. Goar by the gate of the Rhine, a stranger of these every-day times
+thinks of nothing but being bothered about his passport. It was once
+very different. A traveller of any consideration, who visited the town
+for the first time, was asked by the functionary, 'Sir, My Lord, or Sir
+Knight'--as it happened--'with what do you please to be baptized, wine
+or water?'--'With wine,' of course was the answer, if the respondent
+happened to be a man of any kind of good sense or virtuous habits; and,
+after being commanded to prepare himself for the ceremony, by giving
+alms to the poor, he was straightway led by his sponsors to the Fleur
+de Lys. In this ancient hostelrie, the neophyte was seated amidst the
+assembled brethren, a brazen crown placed on his head, and the rules of
+the Order of the Collar read to him. A huge goblet of silver was then
+presented to him, filled to the lip with wine, and this he was commanded
+to drain to the health of the Emperor; a second was emptied to the
+honour of the Landgrave of Hesse; and a third gurgled salutation to the
+company. The same ceremony was gone through by the sponsors; and the
+name of the baptized being duly entered in the register of the Order,
+a second collection was made for the poor, and he was permitted to
+continue his way into the town. If, instead of wine, the misguided
+individual desired baptism with water, he was justly punished for the
+immorality, by a bucket of the insipid element being tumbled over his
+head. This Order, it is said, had its origin in the reconciliation at
+St. Goar of the two sons of Charlemagne; which was doubtless accompanied
+by much out-pouring of wine, and in memory whereof they hung up at the
+gates a brazen collar."
+
+This is the second volume of the _Picturesque Annual._ The Public
+are stated, in its preface, to have contributed from ten to twelve
+thousand guineas to the support of last year's volume; and we are
+inclined to think, that, in his next, the Editor will have the
+gratification of reporting still more munificent patronage: for,
+if guineas be somewhat less abundant than twelve months since, the
+disposition to foster British art, and a liberal appreciation of its
+merits, has been and is on the increase; and, though the proverb be
+somewhat musty, "Where there is a will," &c.
+
+ [1] Copied by permission of the Proprietor.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE BOOK OF BEAUTY.
+
+[This is a title of no small pretension. It is in certain respects ill
+chosen, though it may, in some degree, denote the exquisite triumphs
+which art has here accomplished. The Illustrations consist of eighteen
+portraits of every order of beauty, of variety enough to realize Sir
+Philip Sidney's aphorism, that "whatsoever is liked, to the liker is
+beautiful." But here all must be liked; therefore all are beautiful. The
+very names would make out a sort of court-roll of Venus, and the book
+itself the enchanting effect of the goddess' embroidered girdle, which
+had the gift of inspiring love. This charm will doubtless ensure the
+volume hundreds of possessors. The names of a few of the galaxy will
+give the reader a faint idea of their charms, unless the reader accord
+with Juliet's somewhat peevish "What's in a name." Thus, we find Julia,
+the queen of sentimentality; Belinda, gay and sparkling; Madeline, the
+early prey of despair; Lolah, languishing amid Eastern magnificence;
+the Orphan, pencilled in the very simplicity of nature, and finely
+contrasted with the coquetry of art; Theresa, the very type of romance;
+Geraldine, Meditation, the Bride, and Lucy Ashton. But we must not omit
+the heroine of our extract--with tall, etherial form, raven ringlets,
+and pearly eyes--such charms as would attune the wise man to another
+Song of Beauty.
+
+The letter-press of the volume is too in the type of beauty--from the
+chastely-elegant pen of Miss Landon. It consists of tales and sketches,
+lights and shadows, such as none but her accomplished pen could tell or
+harmonize. Here is probably the best illustration--]
+
+
+THE ENCHANTRESS. (_By herself._)
+
+You see in me, "the only living descendant of those Eastern Magi to whom
+the stars revealed their mysteries, and spirits gave their power. Age
+after age did sages add to that knowledge which, by bequeathing to their
+posterity, they trusted would in time combat to conquer their mortality.
+But the glorious race perished from the earth, till only my father was
+left, and I his orphan child. Marvels and knowledge paid his life of
+fasting and study. All the spirits of the elements bowed down before
+him; but the future was still hidden from his eyes, and death was
+omnipotent. His power of working evil had no bounds, but his power of
+good was limited; and yet it was good that he desired. How dared he put
+in motion those mighty changes, which seemed to promise such happiness
+on earth, while he was ignorant of what their results might be? and of
+what avail was the joy he might pour out on life, over whose next hour
+the grave might close, and only make the parting breath more bitter
+from the blessings which it was leaving behind?"
+
+I was no unworthy daughter of such a sire; I advanced in these divine
+studies even to his wish, and looked to the future with a hope which
+many years had deadened in himself, but from which I caught an omen of
+ultimate success. Alas! he mastered not his destiny: I have said before,
+his ashes are in yonder urn. A few unwholesome dews on a summer night
+were mightier than all his science. For a time I struggled not with
+despair; but youth is buoyant, and habit is strong. Again I pored over
+the mystic scroll--again I called on the spirits with spell and with
+sign. Many a mystery was revealed, many a wonder grew familiar; but
+still death remained at the end of all things, as before. One night
+I was on the terrace of my tower. Above me was the deep, blue sky,
+with its stars--worlds filled, perchance, with the intelligence which
+I sought. On the desert below was the phantasm of a great city.
+I looked on its small and miserable streets, where hunger and cold
+reigned paramount, and man was as wretched as if flung but yesterday
+on the earth, and there had been as yet no time for art to yield its
+assistance, or labour to bring forth its fruit. I gazed next on scenes
+of festivity, but they were not glad; for I looked from the wreath into
+the head it encircled, and from the carcanet of gems to the heart which
+beat beneath--and I saw envy, and hate, and repining, and remorse.
+I turned my last glance on the palace within its walls; but there the
+purple was spread as a pall, and the voice of sorrow and the cry of pain
+were loud on the air. I bade the shadows roll away upon the winds, and
+rose depressed and in sorrow. I was not alone: one of those glorious
+spirits, whose sphere was far beyond the power of our science, whose
+existence we rather surmised than knew; stood beside me.
+
+From that hour a new existence opened before me. I loved, and I was
+beloved--love, to which imagination gave poetry, and mind gave strength,
+was the new element added to my being. Alas! how little do the miserable
+race to which I belong know of such a feeling. They blend a moment's
+vanity, a moment's gratification, into a temporary excitement, and they
+call it love. Such are the many, and the many make the wretchedness of
+earth. And yet your own heart, Leoni, and that of my gentle cousin, may
+witness for my words, there are such things as truth, and tenderness,
+and devotion in the world; and such redeem the darkness and degradation
+of its lot. Nay, more, if ever the mystery of our destiny be unravelled,
+and happiness be wrought out of wisdom, it will be the work of love.
+
+It matters little to tell you of my blessedness; but my very heart was
+filled with the light of those radiant eyes, which were to me what the
+sun is to the world. Yet one dark shadow rested on my soul, beyond even
+their influence. Death had been the awful conqueror with whom my race
+had so often struggled, and to whom they had so often yielded. A mortal,
+I loved an immortal, and the fear of separation was ever before me; yet
+a long and happy time passed away before my fear found words.
+
+It was one evening we were floating over the earth, and the crimson
+cloud on which we lay was the one where the sun's last look had rested.
+Its gleam fell on a small nook, while all around was fast melting
+into shade. Still it was a sad spot which was thus brightened--it was
+a new made grave. Over the others the long grass grew luxuriantly,
+and speckled, too, by many small and fragrant flowers; but on this,
+the dark-brown earth had been freshly turned up, and the red worm,
+writhed restlessly about its disturbed habitation. Some roses had been
+scattered, but they were withered; their sweet leaves were already damp
+and discoloured. All wore the present and outward signs of our eternal
+doom--to perish in corruption.
+
+The shadows of the evening fell, deepening the gloom into darkness--the
+one last, bright ray had long been past, when a youth came from the
+adjacent valley. That grave but yesterday received one who was to have
+been his bride--his betrothed from childhood, for whose sake he had been
+to far lands and gathered much wealth, but who had pined in his absence
+and died. He flung himself on the loathsome place, and the night-wind
+bore around the ravings of his despair. Wo for that selfishness which
+belonged to my mortality! I felt at that moment more of terror than of
+pity! I thought of myself: Thus must I, with all my power, my science,
+and loved by one into whose sphere death comes not, even thus must
+I perish! True, the rich spices, the perfumed woods, the fragrant oils,
+which would feed the sacred fire of my funeral pyre, would save my
+mortal remains from that corruption which makes the disgust of death
+even worse than its dread. A few odoriferous ashes alone would be
+left for my urn. Yet not the less must I share the common doom of my
+race--I must die!
+
+"Nay, my beautiful!" said the voice, which was to me as the fiat of
+life and of death, so utterly did it fill my existence: "why should
+we thus yield to a vague terror? Listen, my beloved! I know where the
+waters of the fountains of life roll their eternal waves--I know I can
+bear you thither and bid you drink from their source, and over lips so
+hallowed death hath no longer dominion. But, alas! I know not what may
+be the punishment. Like yourselves, the knowledge of our race goes on
+increasing, and our experience, like your own, hath its agonies. None
+have dared what I am about to dare, and the future of my deed is even
+to me a secret. But what may not be borne for that draught which makes
+my loved one as immortal as my love!"
+
+I gazed on the glorious hope which lighted up his radiant brow, and
+I said to him, "Give me an immortality which must be thine." Worlds
+rolling on worlds lay beneath our feet when we stood beside the waters
+of life. A joyful pride swelled in my heart. I, the last and the weakest
+of my race, had won that prize which its heroes and its sages had found
+too mighty for their grasp. A sound, as of a storm rushing over ocean,
+startled me when I stooped to drink, the troubled waves rose into
+tumultuous eddies, their fiery billows parted, and from amid them
+appeared the dark and terrible Spirit of Necessity. The cloud of his
+awful face grew deeper as it turned on me. "Child of a sinful and a
+fallen kind!" said he, and he spoke the language most familiar to my
+ear, which yet sounded like that of another world, "who have ever
+measured by their own small wisdom that which is infinite--drink, and be
+immortal! Be immortal, without the wisdom or the power belonging unto
+immortality. Drink!"
+
+I shrunk from the starry waters as they rose to my lip, but a power
+stronger than my will compelled me to their taste. The draught ran
+through my veins like ice. Slowly I turned to where my once-worshipped
+lover was leaning. The same change had passed over both. Our eyes met,
+and each looked into the other's heart, and there dwelt hate--bitter,
+loathing, and eternal hate. I had changed my nature; I was no longer the
+gentle, up-looking mortal he had loved. I had changed my nature; he was
+no longer to me the one glorious and adored being. We gazed on each
+other with fear and abhorrence. The dark power, whose awful brow was
+fixed upon us like Fate, again was shrouded in the kindling waters. By
+an impulse neither could control, the Spirit and I flung ourselves down
+the steep, blue air, but apart and each muttering, "Never! never!" And
+that word "never" told our destiny. Never could either feel again that
+sweet deceit of happiness, which, if it be a lie, is worth all truth.
+Never more could each heart be the world of the other.
+
+Our feelings are as little in our power as the bodily structure they
+animate. My love had been sudden, uncontrollable, and born not of my own
+will--and such was my hate. As little could I master the sick shudder
+his image now called up, as I could the passionate beating of the heart
+it had once excited. I stood alone in my solitary hall--I gazed on the
+eternal fire burning over the tomb of my father, and I wished it were
+burning over mine. For the first time I felt the limitations of
+humanity. The desire of my race was in me accomplished--I was immortal!
+and what was this immortality? A dark and measureless future. Alas! we
+had mistaken life for felicity! What was my knowledge? it only served to
+show its own vanity; what was my power, when its exercise only served to
+work out the decrees of an inexorable necessity? I had parted myself
+from my kind, but I had not acquired the nature of a spirit. I had lost
+of humanity but its illusions, and they alone are what render it
+supportable. The mystic scrolls over which I had once pored with such
+intenseness, were now flung aside; what could they teach me? Time was to
+me but one great vacancy; how could I fill it up, who had neither labour
+nor excitement? I set me down mournfully, and thought of the past. Why,
+when love is perished, should its memory remain? I had said to myself,
+so long as I have life, one deep feeling must absorb my existence.
+A change--and that too of my own earnest seeking--had passed over my
+being; and the past, which had been so precious, was now as a frightful
+phantasm. The love which alters, in its inconstancy may set up a
+new idol, and worship again with a pleasant blindness; but the love
+which leaves the heart with a full knowledge of its own vanity and
+nothingness,--which saith, The object of my passion still remains, but
+it is worthless in my sight--never more can I renew my early feeling--I
+marvel how I ever could have loved--I loathe, I disdain the weakness of
+my former self;--ah, the end of such love is indeed despair!
+
+"Do you mark yonder black marble slab, which is spread as over a tomb?
+It covers the most silvery fountain that ever mirrored the golden light
+of noon, or caught the fall of the evening dew, in an element bright
+as themselves. The radiant likeness of a spirit rests on those waters.
+I bade him give duration to the shadow he flung upon the wave, that
+I might gaze on it during his absence. The first act of my immortality
+was to shut it from my sight. There must that black marble rest for
+ever."
+
+[By the way, the ancients are excellent judges of beauty. Socrates calls
+beauty (we dare not use the contemptible _it_,) a short-lived
+tyranny: Xenophon says "Fire burns only when we are near it; but a
+beautiful face burns and inflames, though at a distance: Plato calls
+beauty a privilege of nature: Theophrastus (arch fellow,) a silent
+cheat: Theocritus, (cunning elf,) a delightful prejudice; Carneades, a
+solitary kingdom, (which he doubtless would keep to himself): Domitian
+says that nothing is more grateful, (not even killing flies); Aristotle
+affirms that beauty is better than all the letters of recommendation in
+the world: Homer, that it is a glorious gift of nature; and Ovid calls
+beauty a favour bestowed by the gods, which this same Ovid shows the
+gods to have been jealous of among mortals." Certainly the moderns do
+not wage war for a beautiful woman, as did the ancients: we fear they
+would rather fight for an old castle.
+
+To conclude, if, as Steele tells us, "to make happy is the true empire
+of beauty;" why, buy the Book of Beauty, to be sure.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE COMIC OFFERING
+
+[MISS SHERIDAN presents us with her third volume of ladye mirth,
+as heretofore, over-flowing with fun and patter, and sprinkled with
+some sixty or seventy Cuts--many of them, to use a critical term,
+of "spirited design." Probably, the most humorous tale among the
+fifty is--]
+
+
+THE FLYBEKINS, OR THE FIRE-ESCAPE.
+
+The Flybekins were distant connexions of the great Lord B., living
+"genteelly" in the west of England: and Mr. and Mrs. Flybekin were the
+only adult members of the family at the period of the incident which
+gave rise to this anecdote. It happened once that these "country
+cousins" were possessed with an uncontrollable desire to enter within
+the hitherto unapproached circle of London fashion and gaiety in which
+their noble relatives moved with such distinction. Every thing was
+propitious in furtherance of the meditated scheme: the spring was
+approaching, London filling, the country emptying, and the children
+could all go to school. A few weeks "in Town, just to see what was going
+on," would be fully worth the journey, especially as it would afford an
+opportunity for them to commence an acquaintance with their magnificent
+relation. And as the boys were growing up, it might be serviceable to
+their interests to tighten the bonds of connexion a little, which had,
+from lapse of time, and want of intercourse, become somewhat loosened.
+There is an old saying--"where there is a will, there is always a
+way."--In a short time Mr. and Mrs. Flybekin, being bent on the measure,
+argued themselves into a belief of the projected visit being nothing
+short of an imperative moral duty.
+
+When matters had gone thus far, a hint was dropped in the drawing-room,
+which immediately reached the "domestic department," and very soon
+spread through the village,--as the smallest stone falling into water
+creates successive circles around the spot where it fell, each
+increasing in circumference. Accordingly, the Flybekins were the centre
+of attraction on the following Sunday, after morning service. Hearty
+congratulations, and ardent wishes for a pleasant trip, with various
+commissions, pressed upon them. The newest fashions were promised to be
+brought down, and the village milliner looked forward to a glorious
+triumph over all her rivals in the trade about the country. The happy
+pair were on the pinnacle of provincial glory; _he_ was expected to
+return with the true state of foreign affairs, and the nation, from the
+intercourse he would enjoy with the peer; _she_ was expected to
+import news of operas, plays, music, novels, writers, balls, routs,
+drawing-rooms and dresses, from her intercourse with the peeress.
+
+In all the pleasure to which they looked _forward_ there was but
+one _draw-back_, viz. a most extraordinary dread of _London fires_
+at night: and this originated in the frequent occurrence in their county
+paper of paragraphs headed "_Another alarming conflagration: many
+lives lost!_"--put in either to aid the Insurance office, or fill the
+paper. As our rustic pair had never visited the metropolis, they did not
+know but Leadenhall Street and Hyde Park, Lambeth and Portland Place,
+might all be close neighbours; therefore, however distant the different
+fires might be, they fancied they all occurred nearly in the same place;
+and from the time Mr. and Mrs. Flybekins resolved to visit Town,
+scarcely a night passed in which they did not start in terror from their
+dreams, screaming "Fire, Fire!"
+
+All was hurry and preparation at "the Lodge," until the anticipated
+arrival of the "Barnstaple Sociable," one morning at the door, summoned
+the ambitious pair, and on the _fourth day_ of their departure
+from Devonshire, they were duly set down at the White Horse Cellar, for
+road-making had not then received the magic touch of Macadam. The next
+day was occupied in searching for, and entering, suitable lodgings; and
+the following day, having hired a carriage, which their unpractised eyes
+considered most elegant in style and equipment, they sallied forth,
+armed with a card-case, and a long list of commissions, the practised
+horses going at the full rate of six miles an hour.
+
+A friendly and familiar visit over, to some Devonshire friends in
+Devonshire Place, they essayed next to discharge the now almost dreaded
+call of state; for that which, contemplated at a distance, imparted joy
+and hope, when at hand possessed something of awe mingled with these
+feelings. Arrived in Grosvenor-square, after sidling along the gutter
+close by the foot pavement, the distance of two or three houses, and
+with a little preliminary tug of the reins, the coachman drew up
+opposite the door of No. ----. Two powdered lackeys in rich livery were
+peering through the long narrow windows on each side of the door, and
+anticipated the intention of the diminutive, bandy footman, of knocking,
+(that is, if he could have reached the knocker.) To the question of
+"Lord and Lady B. at home?" a negative answer was delivered; they were
+gone to the country, but were expected back to dinner. A card was then
+handed in, inscribed in the neatest, spider-pattern handwriting of Mrs.
+Flybekin: and they drove off to pursue the agreeable pastime of shopping
+and going through part of the list of commissions, vivenda and agenda,
+with which they were provided.
+
+As the Flybekins drove along the streets, the words "PATENT
+FIRE-ESCAPES," in large letters, upon the front of a tall house,
+attracted their attention, and roused all their latent fears of London
+fires, with accounts of which the newspapers so frequently teemed.
+A fire-escape would impart security to sleep, and might be taken
+down into the country. Accordingly the check string was pulled, the
+manufactory entered, the machines inspected, an economical one selected
+by each: and in an hour after their arrival at home to dinner, the
+fire-escapes were duly mounted in one of the front bed-room windows.
+
+Their evening meal being finished at the barbarous hour of nine,
+the Flybekins began to yawn over the events of the past day, and the
+prospective engagements of the morrow. The excitements of the morning in
+the crowded London streets, had completely tired the rustic couple, who
+being susceptible of no farther excitement, sought repose at this early
+hour, and were both soon wrapt in deep sleep. Leaving them to enjoy
+their repose, we return to Grosvenor-square. The noble pair returned
+to a family dinner, and on entering the house, read, with strained
+eyeballs, the card deposited that morning by the Flybekins, and with
+some such an expression of countenance as one may be supposed to assume
+in discovering something in a drawer more than was anticipated. "Umph!"
+said the peer, "the Flybekins in town! what could have brought them up
+so far from the country?" "Something that will not detain them long, I
+hope;" dryly answered Lady B. "Yet, we _must_ take some notice of
+these country cousins," said the peer: "Let us invite them to a family
+dinner." "Well, if we _must_,"--said the Countess shrugging her
+shoulders--and with that the subject dropped for the time.
+
+Now it is quite clear that however brilliant might have been the
+prospects of the Flybekins, the peer and his lady wished them any where
+but in London; and, rather than invite them to Grosvenor-square to
+dinner, the former would have been glad to be let off with a writership
+for one of the sons in India.
+
+Their carriage was ordered at ten, to convey them to the Duchess of R.'s
+party, and Lord B. proposed to make a friendly call upon their relations
+before waiting on Her Grace. Accordingly thither they drove, accompanied
+by two footmen bearing flaming flambeaux, the custom of the great in
+those days, when the town was not so well lighted as in the present
+age. The signs of this custom are indeed still to be seen in the
+extinguishers attached to the railings in front of many houses, which
+served for the footmen to extinguish their lights.
+
+Meantime the Flybekins slept on, not dreaming of the honour intended
+them, and were as sound asleep as Duncan in Macbeth's castle, when a
+long thundering rap at the door startled them amid their slumbers. The
+diminutive, bandy footman had gone home with the coachman and horses,
+the landlady and her family had followed the example of the lodgers; and
+before any one could rise to unbar and open the door, to ascertain the
+cause of such an unusual alarm, a second louder and longer rap had been
+made upon it, and which awoke the sleepers to an instinctive idea that
+the house was on fire; a notion confirmed by the strong glare of red
+light reflected against their windows, and illuminating the apartment,
+as the footmen impatiently shook thousands of sparks from the flambeaux.
+
+As Bonaparte observed upon another occasion, "From the sublime to the
+ridiculous is but one step." So it was with the Flybekins. From the most
+sublime repose they hurried into the ridiculous fire-escapes, in the
+full conviction that the lower part of the house was on fire; and
+without waiting to dress, or inquire into the real state of affairs,
+they gave the signal-word "Now!" and both descended in all the freshness
+of their fears to the pavement before the door!
+
+The wondering lord and lady, and still more wondering footmen, glared
+upon the apparition before them with the most inexplicable amazement,
+totally at a loss to conceive the cause of such a novel reception. The
+terrified pair were, like Othello, "perplexed in the extreme," when they
+found themselves, instead of being in the confusion of a fire, deposited
+beneath the windows of a magnificent carriage, attended by footmen with
+white torches, and a full dressed lady and gentleman inquiring after
+them, and the meaning of the extraordinary descent. A few minutes served
+to explain the mal à propos mistake; the detected pair sought refuge
+in the hall of the house, with some such feeling as our first parents
+experienced when they had tasted the fatal apple in the garden of Eden.
+The carriage rolled away with the tittering coachman and footmen, and
+the ill-suppressed mirth of their master and mistress, who quickly
+disseminated the story throughout the fashionable throng of the party
+whither they were bent, and which remained for the rest of the season
+a standing joke wherever Lord and Lady B. appeared.
+
+Humbled and confused, the unhappy Flybekins could not retrieve the
+blunder they had committed, and prudently resigned all their ambitious
+schemes. So they returned to Devonshire with the unlucky fire-escapes,
+sincerely regretting they had ever been tempted to purchase them.
+But, although the disaster had got wind, and with various versions had
+reached even into Devonshire, they were much consoled by the following
+narration of it which appeared in the county paper, in a light most
+favourable to their interests and reputation, although totally devoid
+of truth in almost every particular.
+
+The _flaming_ paragraph ran thus:--"We understand that Mr. and.
+Mrs. Flybekin of ------ in this county, while upon a visit to their
+noble relatives, Lord and Lady B. in London, narrowly escaped being
+burnt to death. The devouring element almost destroyed the lower part
+of the family mansion in Grosvenor-square, over which the lady and
+gentleman slept, who had retired early to bed, and who by the accidental
+return of Lord and Lady B. from a party, were awakened only just in time
+to effect their retreat by means of a fire-escape, fortunately attached
+to their bed-room window. We are informed that the fire occurred in
+consequence of the footmen, appointed to sit up for their master and
+mistress, having fallen asleep, leaving a lighted candle in the room.
+Mr. and Mrs. Flybekin escaped, with the loss of all their clothes
+but what they hurried on in the confusion, and were conveyed to a
+neighbouring hotel by their noble relatives, where they received
+succour for the night."
+
+But unhappily for the Flybekins, the naked truth at length forced its
+way into Devonshire, and the true statement of the matter was circulated
+as above related, and now handed down to their posterity.
+
+Thus, the best version of their story only placed them, "out of the fire
+into the frying pan," and the unlucky fire-escapes merely saved them
+from the fear of being _badly burnt_, in order that they might all
+the rest of their lives be _well roasted_!
+
+There is considerable humour and ingenuity
+in the following lines, introducing the
+names of London booksellers, and their nominal
+fitness for publishing certain books:--
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+"WHAT'S IN A NAME?"
+
+
+ Long hail! to _Longman_, and his longer Co.,
+ Pride of our city's Pater Noster Row;
+ Thy trade forego in novel trash romantic,
+ And treat the world to something more _gigantic_.
+
+ Let _Underwood_ all essays sell on _trees_,
+ On _shrubs_, or growth of _brushwood_ if he please;
+ All works on _brewing_ leave to Mr. _Porter_,--
+ To _Boosey--temperance_, for his firm supporter.
+
+ Leave to friend _Bull_ all works on _horned cattle_,
+ While _Reid_ will teach the youthful mind to _prattle_;
+ Give _Bohn--anatomy_; give _Mason sculpture_;
+ _Gardiner's engrafted_ upon _horticulture_.
+
+ For valuation-tables on the price of laud,
+ Why should we seek, since _Byfield_ is at hand;
+ For works on draining either bog or fen,
+ In _Marsh_ and _Moore_ we have a choice of men.
+
+ Give _Sherwood_ tales of merry men, who stood--
+ Firm to their robbing--around _Robin Hood_.
+ _Ogle_ takes _optics,--Miller_, works on _grain_,--
+ _Ridgway_, on _railroads,--Surgery_ with _Payne_.
+
+ Hail! Pic-a-dilly _Hatchard_, thy vocation
+ Should be prolific, for 'tis _incubation_;
+ Thy pious care brought _Egley_ into _note_,
+ And still on _Gosling_ some folks say you dote.
+
+ But to my plan.--To make the dull ones plod well,
+ Books for the use of _schools_, give Mr. _Rodwell_;
+ And works on _painting_ should you ever lack,
+ You need but brush to either _Grey_ or _Black_.
+
+ From _Cowie_ works on _vaccination_ fetch,
+ _Pedestrian tours_ from _Walker_, or from _Stretch_;
+ And if in search of _wonders_ you should range,
+ Where can you seek them better than from _Strange_.
+
+ The suff'ring climbing boys our pity claim,
+ To aid their interest--_Suttaby_, I'd name;
+ And as they're oft of _churchyard-terrors_ slaves,
+ Print works to cure them, O! _Moon, Boys,_ and _Graves_.
+
+ For plans of bridges _Arch_ would be the best;
+ For stairs and steps on _Banister_ I'd rest;
+ All that relates to church or chapel holy,
+ I vote that such be _Elder's_ business solely.
+
+ _Sustenance_ on _diet_ surely ought to treat;
+ _Joy_ gives us _human happiness_ complete:
+ _Tilt_ will all works on _tournament_ enhance,
+ The _law_--Oh! that of course I leave to _Chance_,
+
+ _Priestly_ and _Chappell_ may divide _theology_,
+ _Hookham_ and _Roach_ the angling and _ichthyology_;
+ And for _Phrenology_, what need of rumpus,
+ One for his _Nob_ will do--so take it, _Bumpus_!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+SPINNING-WHEEL SONG.
+
+BY MISS MITFORD.
+
+
+ Fair Janet sits beside her wheel;
+ No maiden better knew
+ To pile upon the circling reel
+ An even thread and true;
+ But since for Rob she 'gan to pine,
+ She twists her flax in vain;
+ 'Tis now too coarse,--and now too fine,--
+ And now--'tis snapt in twain!
+
+ Robin, a bachelor profest,
+ At love and lovers laughs,
+ And o'er the bowl with reckless jest,
+ His pretty spinster quaffs;
+ Then, whilst all sobbing, Janet cries
+ "She scorns the scornful swain!"
+ With angry haste her wheel she plies,
+ And--snaps the thread again!
+
+
+[The Publishers have obligingly enabled us to present the reader with
+three of the _smartest_ Cuts. The fun of these Cuts requires neither
+note nor comment.
+
+Altogether, we may recommend the _Offering_ as a really comic
+companion.]
+
+
+[Illustration: (Dandy Lion.)]
+
+[Illustration: (Pursuit of knowledge under difficulties.)]
+
+[Illustration: _Bob in_ for Eels.]
+
+
+THE AMULET
+
+[Is decidedly an improvement upon former years, and, taken altogether,
+plates, prose, and poetry, is the best book of the present season.
+The Editor, Mr. Hall, has judiciously maintained the original feature
+of his plan--that of "considering attractive tales and beautiful poems,
+however, essential to the interest and variety of the volume, as
+secondary to that which conveyed information and led to improvement." He
+then proceeds to enumerate a few of the papers to which he particularly
+refers, which have appeared in former volumes of the _Amulet_; as
+Dr. Walsh's Essay on Coins and Medals, illustrating the progress of
+Christianity: accounts of the American Christians at Constantinople, and
+of the Chaldean Christians, and a visit to Nicæa, by the same author:
+the Rev. Robert Hall's Essay on Poetry and Philosophy: Mr. Coleridge's
+Travels in Germany: An Essay on French Oaths, by Miss Edgeworth: the
+Rev. W.S. Gilly's Narrative of the Albigenses: Mr. Ellis's Account of
+the Austral Islands: Dr. Walsh's Account of the Aborigines of Canada;
+and Mr. Macfarlane's Visit to the Seven Churches of Asia Minor.
+These papers are entitled to special mention, and we think the Editor
+justified in his estimate of them. In the volume for the present year
+we have two contributions of this class; an Essay on Sneezing, a learned
+paper, by Dr. Walsh; and the following]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+HISTORY OF THE HOLY CROSS.[2]
+
+_By Lord Mahon._
+
+The supposed discovery of a religious relic, and the miracles attending
+it, are events so common in Roman Catholic legends as to deserve but
+little attention, even on the ground of curiosity; but the real changes
+and vicissitudes of one of these relics, for twelve centuries after its
+discovery, may perhaps excite some interest, more especially as its
+singular adventures, very distant in time, and recorded by different
+writers, have never yet been brought together, and formed into one
+connected narrative.
+
+In the reign of the Emperor Constantine the Great, his mother Helena,
+when almost an octogenarian, undertook a pilgrimage to Jerusalem.
+Her pious zeal was particularly directed to the search of the holy
+sepulchre, and of the cross on which Jesus Christ had suffered; and,
+according to her own judgment: at least, she was successful in both.
+A vision, or perhaps a dream, disclosed the place of the Holy Sepulchre;
+the three crosses were found buried near it, and that of the Saviour is
+said to have been distinguished from the others by its healing powers
+on the sick, and even restoring a corpse to life. This discovery caused
+great and general rejoicing throughout Christendom.[3] The spot was
+immediately consecrated by a church, called the New Jerusalem, and of
+such magnificence that the celebrated Eusebius is strongly inclined
+to look upon its building as the fulfilment of the prophecies in the
+Scriptures for a city of that name.[4] A verse of the sibyl was also
+remembered or composed, which, like all predictions after the event,
+tallied in a surprising manner with the holy object so happily revealed.
+The greater share of the Cross was left at Jerusalem, set in a case of
+silver, and the remainder was sent to Constantine, who, in hopes of
+securing the prosperity and duration of his empire, enclosed it within
+his own statue on the Byzantine Forum. The pilgrims also, who thronged
+to Jerusalem during a long course of years, were always eager, and often
+successful, in obtaining a small fragment of the cross for themselves;
+so that at length, according to the strong expression of St. Cyril, the
+whole earth was filled with this sacred wood. Even at present, there
+is scarcely a Roman Catholic cathedral which does not display some
+pretended pieces of this relic; and it has been computed, with some
+exaggeration, that were they all collected together, they might prove
+sufficient for building a ship of the line. To account for this
+extraordinary diffusion of so limited a quantity, the Catholic writers
+have been obliged to assert its preternatural growth and vegetation,
+which the saint already quoted ingeniously compares to the miracle of
+the loaves and fishes.[5] That the guardians of this cross at Jerusalem
+should have had recourse to such evident and undoubted falsehood,
+should, I think, very much increase our doubts whether the Cross itself
+was genuine, and whether the old age and credulity of Helena, may not
+have been grossly imposed upon. Where we see one fraud, we may justly
+suspect another. From this period, however, the history of this
+fragment of wood may be clearly and accurately traced during the
+twelve succeeding centuries.
+
+In spite of its frequent partitions, the Holy Cross, say the monkish
+writers, thus remained undiminished at Jerusalem, receiving the homage
+of innumerable pilgrims, until the year 614, when that city was besieged
+and taken by the Persians. Their barbarous fanaticism reduced to ruins
+or burnt to the ground nearly all the sacred buildings, and made a
+great slaughter of the Christians, in which they are said to have been
+actively assisted by the resident Jews.[6] The bishop and the relic
+in question were removed into Persia, and continued in that country
+fourteen years, until the victories of the Emperor Heraclius led to
+an honourable peace, in which the restoration of this most precious
+treasure was expressly stipulated. During its captivity it had happily
+escaped the pollution of infidel hands; the case which contained it was
+brought back, unopened, to Jerusalem, and Heraclius himself undertook a
+journey in order to replace it in its former station on Mount Calvary.
+The prelude to this religious ceremony was a general massacre of the
+Jews, which the emperor had long withstood, but at length granted to the
+earnest and renewed entreaties of the monks of Alsik. The fact itself,
+and all its details, are so disgraceful to the parties concerned, that
+I would gladly reject it as false or overcharged, did it not rest on
+the authority of a patriarch of Alexandria.[7] Heraclius then, attended
+by a solemn procession, but laying aside his diadem and purple, bore
+the Cross on his own shoulders towards the holy sepulchre. An officer
+was appointed to its peculiar care, with the title of STAUROPHULAX;[8]
+and the anniversary of this event, the 14th September, is still
+celebrated in the Greek Church as a festival, under the name of the
+Exaltation of the Cross.
+
+The relic did not long continue in the place to which the valour
+and piety of Heraclius had restored it, but was doomed to undergo
+still further vicissitudes of fortune. Only eight years afterwards
+(A.D. 636,) an army of Arabs, the new and fervent proselytes of Mahomet,
+invaded Palestine. At the battle of Yermuck, the imperial forces were
+totally routed, and Heraclius, downcast and dismayed, returned to
+Constantinople, bearing with him, as a source of consolation, the
+invaluable fragment, whose alleged miraculous powers were never exerted
+for its own protection.[9] It is rarely that, when a sovereign despairs
+of success, his subjects have the courage (it would, perhaps, be termed
+the disloyal presumption) to prolong their resistance; but the
+inhabitants of Jerusalem were animated by religious zeal and local
+associations, and did not, till after a doubtful siege of several
+months, yield the holy city to the Saracens. The event soon justified
+the prudent foresight of Heraclius in removing the Cross from the danger
+of Mahometan masters. The Caliph of Omar experienced some difficulties
+in the construction of a mosque at Jerusalem: he immediately supposed
+those difficulties to be supernatural, and, by the advice of the Jews,
+destroyed a great number of the neighbouring crosses; so that it seems
+certain that the wood of the real crucifixion could still less have
+escaped the effects of his ignorant fanaticism.[10] At Constantinople,
+on the contrary, it was preserved with the utmost veneration in the
+metropolitan church of St. Sophia, and the honours paid to it are
+attested and described by the father of English historians.[11] Never,
+but on the three most solemn festivals of the year, was its costly case
+unclosed. On the first day, it received the adoration of the emperor and
+principal officers of state; on the next, the empress and chief ladies
+repeated the same ceremony; and the bishops and clergy were admitted on
+the third. While exposed to view on the altar, a grateful odour pervaded
+the whole church, and a fluid resembling oil distilled from the knots in
+the wood, of which the least drop was thought sufficient to cure the
+most inveterate disease. This precious fluid is also mentioned by Pope
+Gregory, the Great, in one of his letters to Leontius. "I have received
+your present," writes the Pope, "some oil of the Holy Cross and some
+wood of aloes, of which the one confers blessing by its very touch,
+and the other, when burnt, diffuses a pleasant perfume."[12]
+
+In a period of several centuries, during which this relic remained at
+Constantinople we find it occasionally mentioned in the annals of the
+time. It was on the Holy Cross that Heracleonas swore to cherish and
+defend his nephew;[13] it was to the same fragment that the son of
+Justinian the Second clung for protection, in the revolution which
+hurled his father from the throne;[14] and we might entertain more
+respect for the superstition of the Greeks, if the supposed sanctity of
+this relic had produced either the observance of the oath, or the safety
+of the suppliant. At length, in the year 1078, the object of this
+narrative recommenced its travels. A wealthy citizen of Amalfi, whose
+name is not recorded, had long felt a wish to exchange active life for
+the cloister, and had selected the monastery of Casinum as the place of
+his future retirement. Being present in the Eastern capital during the
+tumultuous deposition of Michael the Seventh, he perceived in the
+general confusion a favourable opportunity for appropriating this
+precious fragment to himself. His zeal did not forget at the same time
+to secure the golden case, richly embossed with jewels, which contained
+it, and both were laid as a welcome offering before the shrine of St.
+Benedict, at Casinum.[15] The good fathers must have felt no little pride
+when strangers beheld, in their secluded and obscure retreat, a relic
+which a long succession of the most illustrious princes had gloried
+in possessing.
+
+The next place to which we can trace the Cross is Palestine, during the
+crusades, to which it had doubtless been conveyed for the purpose of
+restoring it to its more ancient and appropriate station, at Jerusalem.
+In, that country it was exposed to frequent hazards, as the crusaders
+appear to have been in the habit of bearing it in the van of their
+armies, when marching against the Mussulmans, hoping by its presence
+amongst them to secure the victory. One of their battles against the
+forces of Saladin by no means fulfilled their expectations, and in the
+course of it the sacred relic itself was unfortunately severed; one half
+of it being captured by the enemy, and most probably destroyed.[16]
+This untoward accident, however, by no means impaired their veneration
+for the remaining fragment; and, at the commencement of the thirteenth
+century, it is again recorded as taking the field with the King of
+Hungary and the Duke of Austria.[17] From these it passed into the hands
+of their brother crusaders, the Latin sovereigns of Constantinople; and
+thus, by a singular train of circumstances, a change of dynasty restored
+this precious relic to the people which had so long enjoyed its
+possession. It does not, however, appear to have received the full
+measure of its ancient veneration, and a new Crown of Thorns, alleged
+to be that of the passion, held at this period a far higher rank with
+the public.
+
+In the year 1238, the pressure of poverty and impending ruin compelled
+the Emperor Baldwin the Second, to sell what the piety of St. Louis,
+King of France, induced him as eagerly to purchase.[18] A very
+considerable sum was given in exchange for the holy wood and on its
+arrival in Paris, it was deposited by King Louis in a chapel which he
+built on this occasion. There, the Cross remained for above three
+hundred years, until at length, on the 20th of May, 1575, it disappeared
+from its station. The most anxious researches failed in tracing the
+robber, or recovering the spoil, and the report which accused King Henry
+the Third of having secretly sold it to the Venetians may be considered
+as a proof of the popular animosity rather than of royal avarice.[19]
+To appease in some degree the loud and angry murmurs of his subjects,
+Henry, the next year, on Easter day, announced that a new Cross had been
+prepared for their consolation, of the same shape, size, and appearance
+as the stolen relic, and asserted, most probably with perfect truth,
+that in Divine powers, or claim to religious worship, it was but little
+inferior to its model. "The people of Paris," says Estoile, an
+eye-witness of this transaction, "being very devout, and easy of faith
+on such subjects" (he is speaking of the sixteenth century,) "gratefully
+hailed the restoration of some tangible and immediate object for their
+prayers." Of the original fragment I can discern no further authentic
+trace; and here, then, it seems to have ended its long and adventurous
+career.
+
+Before I conclude, I ought, perhaps, to make some mention of the
+pretended nails of the passion, which were obtained by Constantine the
+Great at the same time with the cross. He melted a part of them into a
+helmet for himself; and the other part was converted into a bridle for
+his horse, in supposed obedience to a prophetic text of Zechariah:
+"In that day shall there be upon the bells (bridles) of the horses,
+holiness unto the Lord."[20] Yet, though the helmet alone might appear
+to have required all the nails which could possibly be employed in a
+crucifixion, it is not unusual in southern Europe to meet with fragments
+of old iron, for which the same sacred origin is claimed. Thus, for
+instance, at Catania, in Sicily, I have seen one of these nails, which
+is believed to possess miraculous powers, and exhibited only once a year
+with great solemnity. There is another in a private oratory of the
+Escurial; and I was surprised in observing in the same case a relic of
+Sir Thomas à Becket. All the nails, from the time of Constantine, are
+rejected as spurious by Cardinal Baronius;[21] yet a former Pope had
+expressed his belief in their authenticity;[22] and the ingenious idea
+of miraculous vegetation might have been easily applied to them. But
+to trace the other parts of this real or fabulous history, and more
+especially their insertion in the Iron crown of Lombardy, would require,
+though scarcely deserve, a separate essay.
+
+
+ [2] Read before the Royal Society of Literature, but since altered
+ by the author.
+
+ [3] For the discovery of the cross, compare Theodoret, lib. i. c.
+ 18; Socrates, lib. i. c. 17; and Sozomen, lib. ii. c. 1, &c.
+
+ [4] De Vita Constant, lib. iii. c. 33.
+
+ [5] St. Cyril ap. Baronium, Annal. Eccles. A.D. 326, No. 50. One
+ whole epistle of St. Paulinis of Nola (the eleventh) is also
+ devoted to this subject.
+
+ [6] The participation of the Jews is positively asserted by
+ Eutychius (Annal. vol. ii. p. 212,) but doubted by Theophanes
+ (Chronograph, p. 252:) [Greek: os phasi tines], are his words.
+
+ [7] Eutychius, Annal, vol. ii. p. 242-247.
+
+ [8] Ducange, Gloss. Med. Graec., p. 1437.
+
+ [9] Theophanes, Chronograph. p. 280.
+
+ [10] Baronius, Annal. Eccles. A.D. 643. No. 1-4.
+
+ [11] Bede, Op. vol. iii. p. 370. Ed. Colon. Agripp. 1688.
+
+ [12] Epist, lib. 7. indict, i. ep. 34.
+
+ [13] Nicephor. Constantinopolit. p. 20.
+
+ [14] Theophanes, Chronograph. p. 318.
+
+ [15] Chronicon Casinense, lib. iii. c. 55.
+
+ [16] There is some account of its recovery by a Genoese, but it is
+ clouded with miracles. He walked over the sea, as over dry
+ land, &c. See Muraturi, Dissert. 58. vol. v. p. 10, ed. 1741.
+
+ [17] See Raynaldus, Aunual. Eccles. A.D. 1217, No. 39, and Pagi,
+ Critic. A.D. 1187, No. 4.
+
+ [18] See Dupleix, Historic de France, vol. ii. p. 257. ed. 1634.
+ The original authority is Nangis (Annales de St. Louis, p. 174.
+ ed. 1761.) Rigord, who speaks of the sale of this relic to
+ Philip Augustus, appears to be guilty of a fable or anachronism,
+ in which he was follow by Raynaldus, Annal. Eccles. A.D. 1205,
+ No. 60.
+
+ [19] See L'Estoile, Journal de Henri III., vol. i. p. 125, 161,
+ ed. 1744.
+
+ [20] Zech. ch. xiv. ver. 20.
+
+ [21] Annal. Eccles. A.D. 326. No. 54.
+
+ [22] See a Letter from Innocent VI. ap. Raynald Annal. Eccles. A.D.
+ 1354. No. 18.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[To this class likewise belongs a Pilgrimage to the Holy Sepulchre, from
+the accomplished pen of Contarini Fleming. The lighter papers are tinged
+with a high moral feeling; and we do not think that better evidence will
+be found than in the following of Mrs. Hall's contributions.]
+
+
+THE TRIALS OF GRACE HUNTLEY.
+
+[This tale occupies nearly fifty pages. It so teems with moral pathos
+and touching beauty, that we are at a loss to abridge it throughout so
+as to preserve that acquaintance with the finest feelings of our nature,
+which marks every page with sterling value. We, therefore, only adopt
+the conclusion, and attempt a leading thread of the story. Grace is
+the daughter of a village schoolmaster. She loves "not wisely, but too
+well," "Joseph Huntley, the handsomest youth in the retired village of
+Craythorpe." The father consents to their union. The real character of
+the husband appears early; his fond love soon dwindles to painful
+neglect: how truly does the writer observe, "the rapidity with which
+love may glide from the heart of man is a moral phenomenon for which it
+would puzzle philosophers to account. The brief space of a few months
+not unfrequently converts the devoted into the unkind, or to a delicate
+mind still worse--the neglectful husband." The wayward Huntley breaks
+off church-going; he refuses Grace his company, and we find her first
+solitary walk since her marriage thus touchingly referred to: "almost
+every tree certainly every stile she passed--was hallowed by some
+remembrance connected with the playmate of her childhood--the lover of
+her early youth--the husband of her affections." When, she looked on the
+dew dancing amid the delicate tracery of the field spider's web--when
+the joyous whistle of the gay blackbird broke upon her ear--gazing
+silently on all that was really fresh and beautiful in nature--she
+felt that, instead of warming, it fell chilly upon her heart. And yet
+all was as usual--the bright sun, and the smiling landscape. Why, then,
+was she less cheerful? She was alone! No one she loved was by her side,
+to whom to say, "How beautiful!" Joseph gets into debt, and upon Grace
+offering to sacrifice a favourite article of dress to enable him to keep
+a "promise to pay," we find the following exquisite paragraph: "there is
+something so commanding, so holy, in virtue, that, though the wicked may
+not imitate, they cannot withhold from it their admiration." As Huntley
+looked upon his wife, he thought she never appeared so lovely. Some of
+the affection of earlier and purer years returned warmly to his heart;
+and as he kissed her, words of happier import broke from his lips--"God
+bless you, Grace! I am a sad scoundrel, and that's the truth." Joseph
+deserts her, and in less than eight years after their marriage, her
+little family are entirely dependent upon her for support. The husband
+returns, and sets the eldest boy to rob his mother; the villany of the
+father is reproved by Grace, meekly but firmly. Joseph takes the boy
+under his guidance, and becoming acquainted with "John and Sandy Smith,
+(two poachers,) who lived together in a wretched hut on the skirt of
+Crayton Common," he soon initiates the little fellow into crime. After a
+storming quarrel with his wife--]
+
+That night, as latterly had been his custom, he sallied forth about
+eight o'clock, leaving his home and family without food or money. The
+children crowded round their mother's knee to repeat their simple
+prayers, and retired, cold and hungry, to bed. It was near midnight
+ere her task was finished; and then she stole softly into her chamber,
+having first looked upon and blessed her treasures. Her sleep was of
+that restless heavy kind which yields no refreshment. Once she was
+awakened by hearing her husband shut the cottage-door; again she slept,
+but started from a horrid dream--or was it indeed reality! and had her
+husband and her son Abel quitted the dwelling together? She sprang from
+her bed, and felt on the pallet--Gerald was there; again she felt--she
+called--she passed into the next room--"Abel, Abel, my child! as you
+value your mother's blessing speak!" There was no reply. A dizzy
+sickness almost overpowered her senses. Was her husband's horrid
+threat indeed fulfilled? and had he so soon taken their child as his
+participator in unequivocal sin? She opened the door, and looked out
+upon the night; it was cold and misty, and her sight could not penetrate
+the gloom. The chill fog rested upon her face like the damps of the
+grave. She attempted to call again upon her son, but her powers of
+utterance were palsied--her tongue quivered--her lips separated yet
+there came forth no voice, no sound to break the silence of oppressed
+nature. Her eyes moved mechanically towards the heavens--they were dark
+as the earth; had God deserted her?--would he deny one ray, one little
+ray of light, to lead her to her child? Why did the moon cease to shine,
+and the stars withhold their brightness? Should she never again behold
+her boy, her first-born? Her heart swelled, and beat within her bosom.
+She shivered with intense agony, and leaned her throbbing brow against
+the door-post, to which she had clung for support. Her husband's words
+rang in her ears--"One by one shall your children be taken from you to
+serve my purposes!" Through the dense fog she fancied that he glared
+upon her in bitter hatred--his deep-set eyes flashing with demoniac
+fire, and his smile, now extending, now contracting, into all the varied
+expressions of triumphant malignity! She pressed her hand on her eyes to
+shut out the horrid vision, and, a prayer, a simple prayer, rose to her
+lips. Like oil upon the troubled waters, it soothed and composed her
+spirit. She could not arrange, or even remember, a form of words; but
+she repeated, again and again, the emphatic appeal, "Lord, save me, I
+perish!" until she felt sufficient strength to enable her to look again
+into the night. As if hope had set its beacon in the sky, calmly and
+brightly the moon was now shining upon her cottage. With the sudden
+change, at once the curse and blessing of our climate, a sharp east
+wind had set in, and was rolling the mist from the canopy of heaven.
+Numerous stars were visible, where, but five minutes before, all had
+been darkness and gloom. The shadow passed from her soul; she gazed
+steadily upwards; her mind regained its firmness; her resolve was taken.
+She returned to her bed-room, dressed, and, wrapping her cloak closely
+to her bosom, was quickly on her way to the Smiths' dwelling, on
+Craythorpe Common.
+
+The solitary hut was more than two miles from the village; the path
+leading to it broken and interrupted by fragments of rocks, roots of
+furze, and stubbed underwood, and, at one particular point, intersected
+by a deep and brawling brook. Soon after Grace had crossed this stream,
+she came in view of the cottage, looking like a misshapen mound of
+earth; and, upon peering in at the window, which was only partially
+lined by a broken shutter, Covey, the lurcher, uttered, from the inside,
+a sharp muttering bark, something between reproof and recognition.
+There had certainly been a good fire, not long before, on the capacious
+hearth, for the burning ashes cast a lurid light upon an old table, and
+two or three dilapidated chairs. There was also a fowling-piece lying
+across the table; but it was evident none of the inmates were at home;
+and Grace walked slowly, yet disappointedly, round the dwelling, till
+she came to the other side, that rested against a huge mass of mingled
+rock and clay, overgrown with long tangled fern and heather. She
+climbed to the top, and had not been many minutes on the look-out ere
+she perceived three men rapidly approaching from the opposite path. As
+they drew nearer, she saw that one of them was her husband; but where
+was her son? Silently she lay among the heather, fearing she knew not
+what--yet knowing she had much to fear. The chimney that rose from the
+sheeling had, she thought, effectually concealed her from their view,
+but in this she was mistaken; for, while Huntley and one of the Smiths
+entered the abode, the other climbed up the mound. She saw his hat
+within a foot of where she rested, and fancied she could feel his breath
+upon her cheek as she crouched, like a frightened hare, more closely in
+her form. However, he surveyed the spot without ascending further, and
+then retreated muttering something about corbies and ravens, and, almost
+instantly, she heard the door of the hut close. Cautiously she crept
+down from her hiding-place; and, crawling along the ground with stealth
+and silence, knelt before the little window, so as to observe, through
+the broken shutter, the occupation of the inmates. The dog alone was
+conscious of her approach; but the men were too seriously engaged to
+heed his intimations of danger.
+
+[She sees all that the three are about, is convinced that her son will
+be lost, and forms her resolution:]
+
+"Then there is hope for my poor child!" she thought, "and I can--I
+_will_ save him!" With this resolve, she stole away as softly and
+as quickly as her trembling limbs would permit. The depredators revelled
+in their fancied security. The old creaking table groaned under the
+weight of pheasant, hare, and ardent spirits; and the chorus of a wild
+drinking-song broke upon her ear as returning strength enabled her to
+hasten along the rude path leading to Craythorpe.
+
+The first grey uncertain light of morning was visible through the old
+churchyard trees as she came within sight of her cottage. She entered
+quietly, and saw that Abel had not only returned, but was sleeping
+soundly by his brother's side.
+
+Grace set her house in order--took the work she had finished to her
+employer--came back, and prepared breakfast, of which her husband,
+having by this time also returned, partook. Now he was neither the
+tyrant whose threat still rung in her ears, nor the reckless bravo of
+the common; he appeared that morning, at least so his wife fancied,
+more like the being she had loved so fondly, and so long.
+
+"I will sleep, Grace," he said, when their meal was finished--"I will
+sleep for an hour; and to-morrow we shall have a better breakfast." He
+called his son into the bed-room, where a few words passed between them.
+Immediately after this Grace went into the little chamber to fetch her
+bonnet. She would not trust herself to look upon the sleeper, but her
+lips moved as if in prayer; and even her children still remember, that,
+as she passed out of the cottage-door, she had a flushed and agitated
+appearance.
+
+"Good morning, Mrs. Huntley," said her old neighbour, Mrs. Craddock;
+"Have you heard the news? Ah! these are sad times--bad people going--"
+
+"True, true!" replied poor Grace as she hurried onwards; "I know--I
+heard it all."
+
+Mrs. Craddock looked after her, much surprised at her abruptness.
+
+"I was coming down to you, Grace," said her father, standing so as to
+arrest her progress; "I wished to see if there was any chance of the
+child Abel's returning to his exercises. As this is a holiday, I
+thought--"
+
+"Come with me," interrupted Grace, "come with me, father, and we will
+make a rare holiday."
+
+She hurried the feeble old man along the road leading to the rectory,
+but returned no answer to his inquiries. The servant told her, when she
+arrived at her destination, that his master was engaged--particularly
+engaged--could not be disturbed--Sir Thomas Purcel was with him; and, as
+the man spoke, the study-door opened, and Sir Thomas crossed the hall.
+
+"Come back with me, sir," exclaimed Grace Huntley, eagerly: "I can tell
+you all you want to know."
+
+The Baronet shook off the hand she had laid upon his arm as if she were
+a maniac.
+
+Grace appeared to read the expression of his countenance. "I am not mad,
+Sir Thomas Purcel," she continued, in a suppressed tremulous voice; "not
+mad, though I may be so soon. Keep back these people, and return with
+me. Mr. Glasscott knows I am not mad."
+
+She passed into the study with a resolute step, and held the door for
+Sir Thomas to enter. Her father followed also, as a child traces its
+mother's footsteps, and looked around him, and at his daughter, with
+weak astonishment. One or two of the servants, who were loitering in
+the hall, moved as if they would have followed.
+
+"Back, back, I say!" she repeated; "I need no witnesses--there will be
+enough of them soon. Mr. Glasscott," she continued, closing the door,
+"hear me, while I am able to bear testimony, lest weakness--woman's
+weakness--overcome me, and I falter in the truth. In the broom-sellers'
+cottage, across the common, on the left side of the chimney, concealed
+by a large flat stone, is a hole--a den; there much of the property
+taken from Sir Thomas Purcel's last night is concealed."
+
+"I have long suspected these men--Smith, I think, they call themselves.
+Yet they are but two. Now, we have abundant proof, that _three_ men
+absolutely entered the house."
+
+"There was a third," murmured Grace, almost inaudibly.
+
+"Who?"
+
+"My--my--my husband!" and, as she uttered the word, she leaned against
+the chimney-piece for support, and buried her face in her hands.
+
+The clergyman groaned audibly;--he had known Grace from her childhood,
+and felt what the declaration must have cost her. Sir Thomas Purcel was
+cast in a sterner mould.
+
+"We are put clearly on the track, Mr. Glasscott," he said, "and must
+follow it forthwith; yet there is something most repugnant to my
+feelings in finding a woman thus herald her husband to destruction."
+
+"It was to save my children from sin!" exclaimed Grace, starting
+forward with an energy that appalled them all: "God in heaven, whom
+I call to witness, knows, that though I would sooner starve than taste
+of the fruits of his wickedness, yet I could not betray the husband of
+my bosom to--to--I dare not think what!--I tried, I laboured to give
+my offspring honest bread. I neither asked nor received charity; with
+my hands I laboured, and blessed the Power that enabled me to do so.
+If we are poor, we will be honest, was my maxim, and my boast. But
+he--my husband--returned; he taught my boy to lie--to steal! and
+when I remonstrated--when I prayed, with many tears, that he would
+cease to train our--ay, _our_ child for destruction, he
+mocked--scorned--told me, that, one by one, I should be bereaved of my
+children if I thwarted his purposes; and that I might seek in vain for
+them through the world, until I saw their names recorded in the book of
+shame!--Gentlemen, this was no idle threat. Last night, Abel was taken
+from me--"
+
+"I knew there must have been a fourth," interrupted Sir Thomas, coldly;
+"we must have the boy also secured."
+
+The wretched mother, who had not imagined that any harm could result
+to her son, stood as if a thunderbolt had transfixed her; her hands
+clenched and extended--her features rigid and blanched--her frame
+perfectly erect, and motionless as a statue. The schoolmaster, during
+the whole of this scene, had been completely bewildered, until the idea
+of his grandchild's danger or disappearance, he knew not which, took
+possession of his mind; and, filled with the single thought his
+faculties had the power of grasping at a time, he came forward to the
+table at which Mr. Glasscott was seated, and respectfully uncovering his
+grey hairs, his simple countenance presenting a strong contrast to the
+agonized iron-bound features of his daughter, he addressed himself to
+the worthy magistrate: "I trust you will cause instant search to be made
+for the child Abel, whom your reverence used kindly to regard with
+especial favour."
+
+He repeated this sentence at least half a dozen times, while the
+gentlemen were issuing orders to the persons assembled for the
+apprehension of the burglars, and some of the females of the family were
+endeavouring to restore Grace to animation. At last Sir Thomas Purcel
+turned suddenly round upon Abel Darley, and, in his stentorian tone,
+bawled out, "And who are you?"
+
+"The schoolmaster of Craythorpe, so please you, sir--that young woman's
+father--and one whose heart is broken!"
+
+So saying, he burst into tears; and his wail was very sad, like that of
+an afflicted child. Presently there was a stir among the little crowd,
+a murmur--and then two officers ushered in Joseph Huntley and his son.
+
+He walked boldly up to the magistrate's table, and placed his hand upon
+it, before he perceived his wife, to whom consciousness had not yet
+returned. The moment he beheld her he started back, saying, "Whatever
+charge you may have against me, gentlemen, you can have none against
+that woman."
+
+"Nor have we," replied Sir Thomas; "she is your accuser!"
+
+The fine features of Joseph Huntley relaxed into an expression of scorn
+and unbelief. "She appear against me! Not--not if I were to attempt to
+murder her!" he answered firmly.
+
+"Grace!" exclaimed her father joyfully, "here is the child Abel--he is
+found!" and seizing the trembling boy, with evident exultation, led
+him to her. The effect of this act of the poor simple-minded man was
+electrical. The mother instantly revived, but turned her face from her
+husband; and, entwining her son in her arms, pressed him closely to her
+side. The clergyman proceeded to interrogate the prisoner, but he
+answered nothing, keeping his eyes intently fixed upon his wife and
+child. In the mean time, the officers of justice had been prompt in the
+execution of their duty; the Smiths were apprehended in the village, and
+the greater portion of the property stolen from Sir Thomas Purcel was
+found in the hut where Grace had beheld it concealed.
+
+When the preparations were sufficiently forward to conduct the
+unfortunate men to prison, Joseph Huntley advanced to his wife. The
+scornful as well as undaunted expression of his countenance had changed
+to one of painful intensity; he took her hand within his, and pressed it
+to his lips, without articulating a single syllable. Slowly she moved
+her face, so that their eyes encountered in one long mournful look. Ten
+years of continued suffering could not have exacted a heavier tribute
+from Grace Huntley's beauty. No language can express the withering
+effects of the few hours' agony. Her husband saw it.
+
+"'Twas to save my children!" was the only sentence she uttered, or
+rather murmured; and it was the last coherent one she spoke for many
+weeks. Her fine reason seemed overwhelmed. It was a sight few could
+witness without tears. The old father, tending the couch of his
+afflicted daughter, would sit for hours by her bedside, clasping the
+child Abel's hand within his, and every now and then shaking his head
+when her ravings were loud or violent.
+
+[We add the conclusion.]
+
+It might be some fifteen years after these distressing events had
+agitated the little village of Craythorpe, that an elderly woman,
+of mild and cheerful aspect, sat calmly reading a large volume she
+supported against the railing of a noble vessel, that was steering its
+course from the shores of "merrie England" to some land far over the
+sea. Two gentlemen, who were lounging on the quarter-deck arm-in-arm,
+frequently passed her. The elder one, in a peculiarly kind tone of
+voice, said, "You bear the voyage well, dame."--"Thank God! yes,
+sir."--"Ah! you will wish yourself back in Old England before you
+are landed six weeks."--"I did not wish to leave it, sir; but my duty
+obliged me to do so."
+
+The gentlemen walked on.
+
+"Who is she?" inquired the younger.
+
+"A very singular woman. Her information transported for life a husband
+whom she loved, notwithstanding his coldness and his crimes. She had at
+that time three children, and the eldest had already become contaminated
+by his father's example. She saw nothing but destruction for them in
+prospective, her warnings and intreaties being alike unregarded. So she
+made her election--sacrificed the husband and saved the children!"
+
+"But what does she here?"
+
+"Her eldest son is now established in a small business, and respected by
+all who know him. Her second boy, and a father, whom her misfortunes
+reduced to a deplorable state of wretchedness, are dead. Her daughter,
+a village belle and beauty, is married to my father's handsome new
+parish-clerk; and Mrs. Huntley having seen her children provided for,
+and by her virtues and industry made respectable in the Old World, is
+now on her voyage to the New, to see, if I may be permitted to use her
+own simple language, 'whether she can contribute to render the last days
+of her husband as happy as the first they passed together.' It is only
+justice to the criminal to say, that I believe him truly and perfectly
+reformed."
+
+"And on this chance she leaves her children and her country?"
+
+"She does. She argues, that as the will of Providence prevented her from
+discharging her duties _together_, she must endeavour to perform
+them _separately_. He was sentenced to die; but, by my father's
+exertions, his sentence was commuted to one of transportation for life;
+and I know she has quitted England without the hope of again beholding
+its white cliffs."
+
+[Miss Landon has contributed a few poetical pieces of great merit; and
+the Editor, the "simple story" of an Emigrant in verse, full of truth
+and nature. The Author of the Corn Law Rhymes has two pieces.
+
+The Illustrations are nearly unexceptionable. Seven of them are
+from pictures by Lawrence; Newton's Gentle Student has supplied the
+Frontispiece; and Wilkie's Theft of the Cap, one of the most pleasing
+of the well arranged selection.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE FRIENDSHIP'S OFFERING.
+
+[Edited by a poet of no mean merit, has a golden flood of minor pieces
+in verse, many of them of great beauty and touching sweetness, and
+nearly all above the usual _calibre_ of such contributions to
+_Annual_ literature. The prose tales are by Miss Mitford, Mr. J.B.
+Fraser, Derwent Conway, and by Leitch Ritchie: that by the latter is
+perhaps the best in the volume; it has a serio-ludicrous interest which
+is very amusing.
+
+The pieces number upwards of sixty; and as the prose are too lengthy for
+our columns, we take a slight sprinkling of the poetical flowers:--]
+
+
+THE ARMADA,
+
+A FRAGMENT,--BY T.B. MACAULAY.
+
+
+ Attend, all ye who list to hear our noble England's praise,
+ I tell of the thrice famous deeds she wrought in ancient days,
+ When that great fleet invincible against her bore in vain
+ The richest spoils of Mexico, the stoutest hearts of Spain.
+ It was about the lovely close of a warm summer's day,
+ There came a gallant merchant ship full sail to Plymouth bay;
+ Her crew hath seen Castille's black fleet, beyond Aurigny's isle,
+ At earliest twilight, on the waves lie heaving many a mile.
+ At sunrise she escaped their van, by God's especial grace;
+ And the tall Pinta, till the noon, had held her close in chase.
+ Forthwith a guard at every gun was placed along the wall;
+ The beacon blazed upon the roof of Edgcumbe's lofty hall;
+ Many a light fishing bark put out to pry along the coast;
+ And with loose rein and bloody spur rode inland many a post.
+ With his white hair unbonneted the stout old sheriff comes;
+ Behind him march the halberdiers, before him sound the drums;
+ His yeomen, round the market-cross, make clear an ample space,
+ For there behoves him to set up the standard of her Grace.
+ And haughtily the trumpets peal, and gaily dance the bells,
+ As slow upon the labouring wind the royal blazon swells.
+ Look how the lion of the sea lifts up his ancien crown,
+ And underneath his deadly paw treads the gay lilies down.
+ So stalked he when he turned to flight, on that famed Picard field,
+ Bohemia's plume, and Genoa's bow, and Caesar's eagle shield:
+ So glared he when at Agincourt in wrath he turned to bay,
+ And crushed and torn beneath his claws the princely hunters lay.
+ Ho! strike the flag-staff deep, sir knight: ho! scatter flowers,
+ fair maids:
+ Ho! gunners, fire a loud salute; ho! gallants draw your blades:
+ Thou sun, shine on her joyously: ye breezes waft her wide:
+ Our glorious SEMPER EADEM,--this banner of our pride.
+ The freshening breeze of eve unfurled that banner's massy fold,
+ The parting gleam of sunshine kissed that haughty scroll of gold:
+ Night sank upon the dusky beach, and on the purple sea;--
+ Such night in England ne'er had been, nor e'er again shall be.
+ From Eddystone to Berwick bounds, from Lynn to Milford bay,
+ That time of slumber was as bright and busy as the day:
+ For swift to east and swift to west the warning radiance spread;
+ High on St. Michael's mount it shone, it shone on Beachy Head.
+ Far on the deep the Spaniards saw, along each southern shire,
+ Cape beyond cape, in endless rage, those twinkling points of fire:
+ The fisher left his skiff to rock on Tamar's glittering waves;
+ The rugged miners poured to war from Mendip's sunless caves.
+ O'er Longleat's towers, o'er Cranbourne's oaks, the fiery herald flew;
+ He roused the Shepherds of Stonehenge, the rangers of Beaulieu.
+ Right sharp and quick the bells all night rang out from Bristol town;
+ And ere the day three hundred horse had met on Clifton down.
+ The sentinel on Whitehall gate looked forth into the night,
+ And saw o'erhanging Richmond-hill the streak of blood-red light.
+ Then bugle's note and cannon's roar the death-like silence broke,
+ And with one start, and with one cry, the royal city woke.
+ At once on all her stately gates arose the answering fires:
+ At once the wild alarum clashed from all her reeling spires:
+ From all the batteries of the Tower pealed loud the voice of fear;
+ And all the thousand masts of Thames sent back a louder cheer:
+ And from the furthest wards was heard the rush of hurrying feet,
+ And the broad stream of flags and pikes dashed down each roaring street:
+ And broader still became the blaze, and louder still the din.
+ As fast from every village round the horse came spurring in:
+ And eastward straight, from wild Blackheath, the warlike errand went,
+ And roused in many an ancient hall the gallant squires of Kent.
+ Southward from Surrey's pleasant hills flew those bright couriers forth;
+ High on bleak Hampstead's swarthy moor they started for the north.
+ And on, and on, without a pause, untired they bounded still,
+ All night from tower to tower they sprang;--they sprang from hill
+ to hill,
+ Till the proud peak unfurled the flag o'er Darwin's rocky dales,
+ Till like volcanoes flared to heaven the stormy hills of Wales,
+ Till twelve fair counties saw the blaze on Malvern's lonely height.
+ Till streamed in crimson on the wind the Wrekin's crest of light;
+ Till broad and fierce the star came forth on Ely's stately fane,
+ And tower and hamlet rose in arms o'er all the boundless plain;
+ Till Belvoir's lordly terraces the sign to Lincoln sent,
+ And Lincoln sped the message on o'er the wide vale of Trent;
+ Till Skiddaw saw the fire that burned on Gaunt's embattled pile,
+ And the red glare on Skiddaw roused the burghers of Carlise.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE TORNADO.
+
+AN AFRICAN SKETCH,--BY THOMAS PRINGLE.
+
+
+ Dost thou love to list the rushing
+ Of the tempest in its might?
+ Dost thou joy to see the gushing
+ Of the torrent at its height?
+ Hasten forth ere yet the gloaming
+ Waneth wildly into night,
+ While the troubled sea is foaming
+ With a strange phosphoric light.
+
+ Lo, the sea-fowl, loudly screaming,
+ Seeks the shelter of the land;
+ And a signal light is gleaming
+ Where yon vesel nears the strand:
+ Just at sun-set she was lying
+ All-becalmed upon the main;
+ Now, with sails in tatters flying,
+ She to sea-ward beats--in vain!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Now the forest trees are shaking,
+ Like bullrushes in the gale;
+ And the folded flocks are quaking
+ 'Neath the pelting of the hail.
+ From the jungle-cumbered river
+ Comes a growl along the ground;
+ And the cattle start and shiver,
+ For they know full well the sound.
+
+ 'Tis the lion, gaunt with hunger.
+ Glaring down the darkening glen;
+ But a fiercer Power and stronger
+ Drives him back into his den:
+ For the fiend TORNADO rideth
+ Forth with FEAR, his maniac bride.
+ Who by shipwrecked shores abideth,
+ With the she-wolf by her side.
+
+ Heard ye not the Demon flapping
+ His exulting wings aloud?
+ And his mate her wild hands clapping
+ From yon scowling thunder-cloud?
+ By the fireflaucht's gleamy flashing
+ The doomed vessel ye may spy,
+ With the billows o'er her dashing--
+ Hark (Oh God!) that fearful cry!
+
+ Seven hundred human voices
+ In that shriek came on the blast!
+ Ha! the Tempest-Fiend rejoices--
+ For all earthly aid is past!
+ White as smoke the surge is showering
+ O'er the cliffs that sea-ward frown,
+ While the greedy gulph, devouring,
+ Like a dragon sucks them down.
+
+
+The Plates are excellent: two or three fancy portraits beam with
+loveliness; Christ entering Jerusalem, engraved by E.J. Roberts, from
+Martin, is a sublime scene of "the glorious city of God;" and Corfu and
+the Bridge of Alva, from drawings by Purser, maintain the promising
+excellence of his pencil.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_Printed and published by J. LIMBIRD, 143, Strand, (near Somerset
+House,) London, sold by G.G. BENNIS, 55, Rue Neuve, St. Augustin, Paris;
+CHARLES JUGEL, Francfort; and by all Newsmen and Booksellers._
+
+*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 12530 ***