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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 12515 ***
+
+SELECTED ENGLISH LETTERS
+
+(XV-XIX CENTURIES)
+
+
+ARRANGED BY
+
+M. DUCKITT & H. WRAGG
+
+
+1913.
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE
+
+
+This anthology has been compiled with rather mixed motives. First,
+'all for our delight'--a rule that editors sometimes observe, and
+occasionally acknowledge; then, with the desire to interest as large
+a section of the public as may be. Here is a medley of gay, grave,
+frivolous, homely, religious, sociable, refined, philosophic, and
+feminine,--something for every mood, and for the proper study
+of mankind. We do not hope to satisfy all critics, but we do not
+anticipate that we shall please none. Our difficulty has been that
+of choice. Many pleasant companions we have had to pass by; to strike
+from our list many excellent letters. Those that remain are intended
+to present as complete a portrait of the writer as space permits.
+Occasionally it was some feature of the age, some nicety of manners,
+some contrast in point of view, that obtained inclusion.
+
+Into such an anthology the ordinary reader prefers to dip at random,
+looking for old friends or new faces, and has his reward. But if he
+is resolute to read letters in chronological order, he will also,
+we hope, find in our selection some trace of the development of the
+Epistolary art, as, rising through earlier naiveties and formalities
+to the grace and _bel air_ of the great Augustans, it slides into the
+freer, if less dignified, utterance of an age which, startled by cries
+of 'Equality' at its birth, has concerned itself less with form than
+with individuality and sincerity of expression.
+
+Three letters are included of which the originals were penned
+in Latin. In a few cases the spelling and punctuation have been
+modernized.
+
+Our best thanks are due to Mr. J.C. Smith, whose kind criticism and
+inspiring suggestions have been of inestimable service to us in the
+preparation of this work.
+
+M.D. H.W.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+
+SIR THOMAS MORE, 1478-1535--
+To Margaret Roper. 'Wyth a cole' from prison.
+
+MARGARET ROPER, 1505-1544--
+To Sir Thomas More. Reply to the above.
+
+ROGER ASCHAM, 1515-1568--
+To Lady Jane Grey. A most accomplished maiden.
+To Lady Clarke. An offer of assistance.
+
+FRANCIS BACON, 1561-1626--
+To Sir Thomas Bodley. With a copy of his book.
+
+SIR THOMAS BROWNE, 1605-1682--
+To his son Thomas. Fatherly commendations.
+To his son Edward. Centenarians.
+
+JOHN MILTON, 1608-1674--
+To a Cambridge friend. The choice of a profession.
+To Leonard Philaras. The blind poet.
+
+JOHN EVELYN, 1620-1706--
+To Samuel Pepys. In retirement at Wotton.
+To the same. An old man's occupations.
+
+DAME DOROTHY BROWNE, 1621-1685--
+To her daughter in London. Three interesting
+postscripts.
+
+GEORGE, LORD BERKELEY, 1628-1698--
+To Samuel Pepys. Honourable acquittal.
+
+DOROTHY OSBORNE, 1628-1698--
+To Sir William Temple. Passing the time.
+To the same. Another pretender.
+To the same. A disappointing preacher.
+To the same. The ideal husband.
+To the same. The growth of friendship.
+To the same. Wilful woman.
+
+KATHARINE PHILIPS, 1631-1664--
+To the Honourable Berenice. Yielding to opinion.
+
+JOHN LOCKE, 1632-1704--
+To William Molyneux. A philosopher's confidences.
+To Dr. Molyneux. True friendship.
+
+SAMUEL PEPYS, 1633-1703--
+To George, Lord Berkeley. An explanation.
+To Mrs. Steward. A wedding in the City.
+To John Evelyn. Reply to an old friend.
+
+JONATHAN SWIFT, 1667-1745--
+To Stella. The Dean at home.
+To Lord Treasurer Oxford. The Dean makes his bow.
+To Dr. Sheridan. News from the country.
+To Alexander Pope. Mostly about _Gulliver_.
+To John Gay. Enquiries into Mr. Gay's pursuits.
+
+JOSEPH ADDISON, 1672-1719--
+To Alexander Pope. Translation of Homer.
+To Mr. Secretary Craggs. A bequest.
+
+SIR RICHARD STEELE, 1672-1729--
+To Mary Scurlock. An explicit declaration.
+To the same. A pleasing transport.
+To the same. A lover betrays himself.
+To his wife. He proposes an outing.
+To the same. His greatest affliction.
+To the same. Four characteristic notes.
+To the same. The natural slave of beauty.
+
+JOHN GAY, 1685-1732--
+To Jonathan Swift. Concerning _Gulliver_.
+
+ALEXANDER POPE, 1688-1744--
+To William Wycherley. Dryden and his critics.
+To Joseph Addison. A few thoughts from a rambling head.
+To Jonathan Swift. Friends to posterity.
+To the same. A farming friend, and _The Dunciad_.
+To the same. An invitation to England.
+
+SAMUEL RICHARDSON, 1689-1761--
+To Miss Mulso. A discussion on love.
+
+LADY MARY WORTLEY MONTAGU, 1689-1762--
+To the Countess of Mar. The Viennese court.
+To Miss Sarah Chiswell. Ingrafting for small-pox.
+To the Countess of Bristol. The Grand Signior a slave.
+To the Countess of Mar. The Grand Vizier's lady.
+To the Countess of Bute. Her grand-daughter's education.
+To the same. Fielding and Steele.
+
+PHILIP DORMER STANHOPE, EARL OF CHESTERFIELD, 1694-1773--
+To his son. Dancing.
+To the same. A good enunciation.
+To the same. Keeping accounts.
+To the same. A father's example.
+To the same. Public speaking.
+To the same. The new Earl of Chatham.
+
+SAMUEL JOHNSON, 1709-1784--
+To Bonnet Langton. Postponement of a visit.
+To Miss Porter. A mother's death.
+To Joseph Baretti. A letter of counsel.
+To Mrs. Thrale. Travel in Scotland.
+To the Earl of Chesterfield. Patronage.
+To James Boswell. A silent friend.
+To Mrs. Thrale. A great man's fortitude.
+
+LAURENCE STERNE, 1713-1768--
+To Miss Lumley. The disconsolate lover.
+To David Garrick. Le Chevalier Shandy.
+To Mr. Foley. An adventure on the road.
+
+THOMAS GRAY, 1716-1771--
+To Richard West. Scenery at Tivoli.
+To the same. A poet's melancholy.
+To Horace Walpole. The fate of Selima.
+To the same. Publication of the _Elegy_.
+To the same. At Burnham.
+To the Rev. William Mason. The Laureateship.
+To Dr. Wharton. A holiday in Kent.
+
+HORACE WALPOLE, 1717-1797--
+To Richard West. Floods in the Arno.
+To Richard Bentley. Pictures, and Garrick.
+To Lord Lyttelton. Gray's Odes.
+To George Montagu. At Lady Suffolk's.
+To Lady Hervey. A quiet life.
+To the Rev. William Cole. Gray's death.
+To the Rev. William Mason. The quarrel with Gray.
+To the Countess of Upper-Ossory. Fashionable intelligence.
+To the Rev. William Cole. Antiquaries and authors.
+To the Miss Berrys. Their first meeting.
+
+OLIVER GOLDSMITH, 1728-1774--
+To his mother. At Cork.
+To Robert Bryanton. In Scotland.
+To his uncle Contarine. In Holland.
+To his brother Henry. Family matters.
+
+WILLIAM COWPER, 1731-1800--
+To the Rev. John Newton. Escapade of Puss.
+To the Rev. William Unwin. A laugh that hurts nobody.
+To the Rev. John Newton. Village politicians.
+To the same. Village justice.
+To the same. A candidate's visit.
+To Lady Hesketh. An acquaintance reopened.
+To the same. The kindliness of thanks.
+To the same. Arrival of the desk.
+To the same. Anticipations of a visit.
+To the same. Commissions and thanks.
+To Mrs. Bodham. His mother's portrait.
+
+EDMUND BURKE, 1729-1797--
+To Matthew Smith. First impressions of London.
+To James Barry. A friend's infirmities.
+To Lord Auckland. An old stag at bay.
+To Mary Leadbeater. His last letter.
+
+EDWARD GIBBON, 1737-1794--
+To Mrs. Porten. His daily life.
+To Lord Sheffield. A great work.
+
+FRANCES D'ARBLAY, 1752-1840--
+To Susan Burney. An excited Unknown.
+To Samuel Crisp. Mrs. Thrale and Dr. Johnson.
+To Mrs. Lock. A royal commission.
+
+GEORGE CRABBE, 1754-1832--
+To Mary Leadbeater. The only survivors.
+To the same. Comparisons.
+
+WILLIAM BLAKE, 1757-1827--
+To John Flaxman. Friends 'from eternity'.
+To Thomas Butts. Trouble in the path.
+To the same. The wonderful poem.
+To the same. The poet and William Hayley.
+
+MARY LEADBEATER, 1758-1826--
+To Edmund Burke. Reply to his last letter.
+To George Crabbe. She writes to remind him.
+
+ROBERT BURNS, 1759-1796--
+To Miss Chalmers. Marriage with Jean.
+To Mr. R. Ainslie. A gauger.
+To Francis Grose. Witch tales.
+
+WILLIAM WORDSWORTH, 1770-1850--
+To Sir George Beaumont. A brother's character.
+To Walter Scott. Dryden.
+To Lady Beaumont. The destiny of his poems.
+To Sir George Beaumont. The language of poetry.
+
+SIR WALTER SCOTT, 1771-1832--
+To his mother. Marriage with Miss Carpenter.
+To Miss Seward. _The Lay of the Last Minstrel_.
+To Lady Louisa Stuart. An amiable blue-stocking.
+To Robert Southey. Congratulations.
+To J.B.S. Morritt. A small anonymous sort of a novel.
+To the same. Acceptance of a baronetcy.
+To Lord Montagu. Prince Leopold's visit.
+To Daniel Terry. Progress at Abbotsford.
+To J.B.S. Morritt. A brave face to the world.
+To Maria Edgeworth. Time's revenges.
+
+SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE, 1772-1834--
+To Charles Lamb. A sympathetic reply.
+To Joseph Cottle. Literary adventurers.
+To Josiah Wade. A public example.
+To Thomas Allsop. Himself and his detractors.
+To the same. The Great Work described.
+To the same. Reminiscences.
+
+ROBERT SOUTHEY, 1774-1843--
+To Joseph Cottle. Question of copyrights.
+To John May. Waterloo.
+To Henry Taylor. Anastasius Hope.
+To Edward Moxon. Recollections of the Lambs.
+
+CHARLES LAMB, 1775-1834--
+To Samuel Taylor Coleridge. Temporary frenzy.
+To the same. A friend in need.
+To the same. The tragedy.
+To William Wordsworth. The delights of London.
+To Thomas Manning. At the Lakes.
+To the same. Dissuasion from Tartary.
+To Mrs. Wordsworth. Friends' importunities.
+To Samuel Taylor Coleridge. The famous pigling.
+To Bernard Barton. A blessing in disguise.
+To the same. A cold.
+
+WILLIAM HAZLITT, 1778-1830--
+To Miss Sarah Stoddart. A love-letter.
+To his son. Marriage, and the choice of a profession.
+To Charles Cowden Clarke. The _Life of Napoleon_.
+
+LEIGH HUNT, 1784-1859--
+To Joseph Severn. A belated letter.
+To Percy Bysshe Shelley. Outpourings of gratitude.
+To Horace Smith. Shelley's death.
+To Mrs. Procter. Accepting an invitation.
+To a friend. Offence and punishment.
+
+GEORGE GORDON NOEL, LORD BYRON, 1788-1824--
+To Mr. Hodgson. Travel in Portugal.
+To Thomas Moore. Announces his engagement.
+To John Murray. No bid for sweet voices.
+To the same. The cemetery at Bologna.
+To the same. In rebellious mood.
+To Percy Bysshe Shelley. A trio of poets.
+To Lady Byron. A plain statement of facts.
+To Mr. Barff. Sympathy with the Greeks.
+
+PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY, 1792-1822--
+To T.J. Hogg. His first marriage.
+To William Godwin. An introduction.
+To Thomas Hookham. A subscription for Hunt.
+To Mr. Ollier. An article by Southey.
+To Mrs. Hunt. Keats and some others.
+To Leigh Hunt. A literary collaboration.
+
+JOHN KEATS, 1795-1821--
+To John Hamilton Reynolds. Burns's cottage.
+To Richard Woodhouse. The poetic character.
+To Percy Bysshe Shelley. Returning advice.
+To Charles Brown. A despairing cry.
+
+THOMAS HOOD, 1799-1845--
+To Charles Dickens. _American Notes_.
+To the _Manchester Athenaeum_. The uses of literature.
+To Dr. Moir. A humourist to the last.
+To Sir Robert Peel. A farewell letter.
+
+ROBERT BROWNING, 1812-1889, and
+ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING, 1806-1861--
+To Leigh Hunt. A joint epistle.
+
+CHARLOTTE BRONTË, 1816-1855--
+To a friend. Trials of a governess.
+To William Wordsworth. Thanks for advice.
+To a friend. At school abroad.
+To a friend. Curates to tea.
+To George Henry Lewes. Herself and Miss Austen.
+To the same. The argument continued.
+To a friend. Illness and death of Emily Brontë.
+To Mr. G. Smith. Thackeray and _Esmond_
+To the same. _Esmond_ again.
+
+
+
+
+SELECTED ENGLISH LETTERS
+
+
+
+
+SIR THOMAS MORE
+
+1478-1535
+
+
+
+To MARGARET ROPER
+
+_'Wyth a cole' from prison_
+
+
+[1535.]
+
+Myne owne good doughter, our lorde be thanked I am in good helthe of
+bodye, and in good quiet of minde: and of worldly thynges I no more
+desyer then I have. I beseche hym make you all mery in the hope of
+heaven. And such thynges as I somewhat longed to talke with you all,
+concerning the worlde to come, our Lord put theim into your myndes, as
+I trust he dothe, and better to, by his holy spirite: who blesse
+you and preserve you all. Written wyth a cole by your tender loving
+father, who in his pore prayers forgetteth none of you all, nor
+your babes, nor your nurses, nor your good husbandes, nor your good
+husbandes shrewde wyves, nor your fathers shrewde wyfe neither, nor
+our other frendes. And thus fare ye hartely well for lack of paper.
+
+THOMAS MORE, knight.
+
+Our Lorde kepe me continuallye true, faithfull and playne, to the
+contrarye whereof I beseche hym hartelye never to suffer me live. For
+as for longe life (as I have often tolde the Megge) I neyther looke
+for, nor long for, but am well content to goe, yf God call me hence
+to morowe. And I thanke our lorde, I knowe no person living, that I
+woulde had one philippe for my sake: of whiche minde I am more gladde
+then of all the worlde.
+
+Recommend me to your shrewde wil, and mine other sonnes, and to John
+Harris my frende, and your selfe knoweth to whome els, and to my
+shrewde wife above all, and God preserve you all and make and kepe you
+his servantes all.
+
+
+
+
+MARGARET ROPER
+
+1505-1544
+
+
+
+TO SIR THOMAS MORE
+
+_Reply to the above_
+
+
+[1534.]
+
+Myne owne moste entierelye beloved father, I thynke my self never
+hable to geve you sufficiente thankes, for the inestimable coumforte
+my poore hearte received in the readyng of youre moste lovynge and
+godlye letter, representing to me, the cleare shynyng bryghtenesse
+of youre soule, the pure temple of the holy spirite of God, which I
+doubte not shall perpetuallye reste in you and you in hym. Father, if
+all the worlde hadde bene geven to me, as I be saved it hadde bene
+a small pleasure, in comparison of the pleasure I conceived of the
+treasure of youre letter, whiche thoughe it were written with a cole,
+is woorthye in myne opinion to be wrytten in letters of golde. Father,
+what moved them to shytte you uppe againe, we can nothynge heare.
+But surelye I coniecture that when they considered that you wer of so
+temperate mind, that you were contented to abyde there all your lyfe
+with suche libertie, they thought it wer never possible to enclyne you
+to theyr will, excepte it were by restrayning you from the church, and
+the companye of my good mother youre deare wyfe and us youre chyldren
+and bedesfolke. But father this chaunce was not straunge to you. For
+I shal not forgeat howe you tolde us when we were with you in the
+gardeyne, that these thinges wer like ynoughe to chaunce you shortlye
+after. Father I have manye tymes rehearsed to myne owne coumfort and
+dyvers others, your fashyon and wordes ye hadde to us when we were
+laste with you: for which I trust by the grace of god to be the better
+while I live, and when I am departed oute of this frayle life, which
+I praye God I maye passe and ende in his true obedient service, after
+the wholesome counsayle and fruitful exaumple of living I have had
+(good father) of you, whom I pray god geve me grace to folowe: which
+I shal the better thorow the assistaunce of your devoute prayers,
+the speciall staye of my frayltie. Father I am sory I have no lenger
+laysure at this time to talke with you, the chief comfort of my life,
+I trust to have occasion to write again shortly. I trust I have your
+daily prayer and blessing.
+
+Your most loving obedient daughter and bedeswoma Margaret Roper, which
+daily and howrely is boude to pray for you, for whom she prayeth
+in this wise, that our lord of his infinite mercye geve you of hys
+hevenly comfort, and so to assist you with hys speciall grace, that ye
+never in any thing declyne from hys blessed will, but live and dye his
+true obedient servaunt. Amen.
+
+
+
+
+ROGER ASCHAM
+
+1515-1568
+
+
+
+To Lady Jane Grey
+
+_A most accomplished maiden_
+
+
+Augsberg, 18 _Jan_. 1551.
+
+Most Illustrious Lady,
+
+In this long travel of mine, I have passed over wide tracts of
+country, and seen the largest cities, I have studied the customs,
+institutes, laws, and religion of many men and diverse nations, with
+as much diligence as I was able: but in all this variety of subjects,
+nothing has caused in me so much wonder as my having fallen upon you
+last summer, a maiden of noble birth, and that too in the absence of
+your tutor, in the hall of your most noble family, and at a time
+when others, both men and women, give themselves up to hunting and
+pleasures, you, a divine maiden, reading carefully in Greek the
+_Phaedo_ of the divine Plato; and happier in being so occupied than
+because you derive your birth, both on your father's side, and on your
+mother's, from kings and queens! Go on then, most accomplished maiden,
+to bring honour on your country, happiness on your parents, glory to
+yourself, credit to your tutor, congratulation to all your friends,
+and the greatest admiration to all strangers!
+
+O happy Elmar in having such a pupil, and happier still you, in having
+such a tutor ... I ask two things of you, my dear Elmar, for I suppose
+you will read this letter, that you will persuade the Lady Jane to
+write me a letter in Greek as soon as possible; for she promised she
+would do so ... I have also lately written to John Sturm, and told him
+that she had promised. Take care that I get a letter soon from her as
+well as from you. It is a long way for letters to come, but John Hales
+will be a most convenient letter-carrier and bring them safely....
+
+
+
+To LADY CLARKE
+
+_An offer of assistance_
+
+
+[London], 15 _Jan_. 1554.
+
+Your remarkable love of virtue and zeal for learning, most illustrious
+lady, joined with such talents and perseverance, are worthy of great
+praise in themselves, and greater still because you are a woman, but
+greatest of all because you are a lady of the court; where there are
+many other occupations for ladies, besides learning, and many other
+pleasures besides the practice of the virtues. This double praise
+is further enhanced by the two patterns that you have proposed to
+yourself to follow, the one furnished you by the court, the other
+by your family. I mean our illustrious queen Mary, and your noble
+grandfather, Thomas More--a man whose virtues go to raise England
+above all other nations....
+
+I am led to write thus not altogether by my admiration of you, but
+partly by my own wish and more from the nature of my own office. It
+was I who was invited some years ago from the University of Cambridge
+by your mother, Margaret Roper--a lady worthy of her great father,
+and of you her daughter--to the house of your kinsman, Lord Giles
+Alington, to teach you and her other children the Greek and Latin
+tongues; but at that time no offers could induce me to leave the
+University. It is sweet to me to bear in mind this request of your
+mother's, and I now not only remind you thereof, but would offer you,
+now that I am at court, if not to fulfil her wishes, yet to do my
+best to fulfil them, were it not that you have so much learning
+in yourself, and also the aid of those two learned men, Cole and
+Christopherson, so that you need no help from me, unless in their
+absence you make use of my assistance, and if you like, abuse it.
+
+I write thus not because of any talents I possess (for I know they are
+very small) but because of my will (which I know is very great), and
+because of the opportunity long wished for and now granted me. For
+by favour of that great bishop the Lord Stephen of Winchester, I have
+been fetched away from the University to serve our illustrious queen
+at court, and that too in such a post, that I can there follow the
+same mode of life for the discharge of my duties as I did at the
+University for study. My office is to write Latin letters for the
+queen, and I hope I shall fulfil that office, if not with ability,
+yet faithfully, diligently, and unblameably ... Farewell, most
+accomplished lady!
+
+
+
+
+SIR FRANCIS BACON
+
+1561-1626
+
+
+
+To Sir Thomas Bodley
+
+_With a copy of his book_
+
+
+[_Nov_. 1605.]
+
+SIR,
+
+I think no man may more truly say with the Psalm _Multum incola
+fuit anima mea_, than myself. For I do confess, since I was of any
+understanding, my mind hath in effect been absent from that I have
+done; and in absence are many errors which I do willingly acknowledge;
+and amongst the rest this great one that led the rest; that knowing
+myself by inward calling to be fitter to hold a book than to play a
+part, I have led my life in civil causes; for which I was not very fit
+by nature, and more unfit by the preoccupation of my mind. Therefore
+calling myself home, I have now for a time enjoyed myself; whereof
+likewise I desire to make the world partaker. My labours (if I may so
+term that which was the comfort of my other labours) I have dedicated
+to the King; desirous, if there be any good in them, it may be as the
+fat of a sacrifice, incensed to his honour: and the second copy I have
+sent unto you, not only in good affection, but in a kind of congruity,
+in regard of your great and rare desert of learning. For books are the
+shrines where the saint is, or is believed to be; and you having built
+an Ark to save learning from deluge, deserve propriety in any new
+instrument or engine, whereby learning should be improved or advanced.
+
+
+
+
+SIR THOMAS BROWNE
+
+1605-1682
+
+
+
+To HIS SON THOMAS
+
+_Fatherly commendations_
+
+
+[c. 1667.]
+
+I Receaved yours, and would not deferre to send vnto you before you
+sayled, which I hope will come vnto you; for in this wind, neither can
+Reare-admirall Kempthorne come to you, nor you beginne your voyage.
+I am glad you like Lucan so well. I wish more military men could read
+him; in this passage you mention, there are noble straynes; and such
+as may well affect generous minds. Butt I hope you are more taken with
+the verses then the subject, and rather embrace the expression then
+the example. And this I the rather hint unto you, because the like,
+though in another waye, is sometimes practised in the king's shipps,
+when, in desperate cases, they blowe up the same. For though I know
+you are sober and considerative, yet knowing you also to be of great
+resolution; and having also heard from ocular testimonies with what
+vndaunted and persevering courage you have demeaned yourself in great
+difficulties; and knowing your captaine to bee a stout and resolute
+man; and with all the cordiall friendshippe that is between you; I
+cannot omitt my earnest prayers vnto God to deliver you from such a
+temptation. Hee that goes to warre must patiently submitt vnto the
+various accidents thereof. To bee made prisoner by an vnequall and
+overruling power, after a due resistance, is no disparagement; butt
+upon a carelesse surprizall or faynt opposition; and you have so good
+a memorie that you cannot forgett many examples thereof, even of the
+worthiest commanders in your beloved Plutark. God hath given you a
+stout, butt a generous and mercifull heart withall; and in all your
+life you could never behold any person in miserie butt with compassion
+and relief; which hath been notable in you from a child: so have you
+layd up a good foundation for God's mercy; and, if such a disaster
+should happen, Hee will, without doubt, mercifully remember you. How
+euer, let God that brought you in the world in his owne good time,
+lead you through it; and in his owne season bring you out of it; and
+without such wayes as are displeasing vnto him. When you are at Cales,
+see if you can get a box of the Jesuits' powder at easier rate, and
+bring it in the bark, not in powder. I am glad you haue receaued the
+bill of exchange for Cales; if you should find occasion to make vse
+thereof. Enquire farther at Tangier of the minerall water you told
+mee, which was neere the towne, and whereof many made use. Take notice
+of such plants as you meet with, either upon the Spanish or African
+coast; and if you knowe them not, putt some leaves into a booke,
+though carelessely, and not with that neatenesse as in your booke at
+Norwich. Enquire after any one who hath been at Fez; and learne what
+you can of the present state of that place, which hath been so famous
+in the description of Leo and others. The mercifull providence of God
+go with you. _Impellant animae lintea Thraciae_.
+
+
+
+TO HIS SON EDWARD
+
+_Centenarians_
+
+
+15 _Dec_. [1679.]
+
+DEARE SONNE,
+
+Some thinck that great age superannuates persons from the vse of
+physicall meanes, or that at a hundred yeares of age 'tis either a
+folly or a shame to vse meanes to liue longer, and yet I haue knowne
+many send to mee for their seuerall troubles at a hundred yeares of
+age, and this day a poore woeman being a hundred and three yeares
+and a weeke old sent to mee to giue her some ease of the colick. The
+_macrobii_ and long liuers which I haue knowne heere haue been of
+the meaner and poorer sort of people. Tho. Parrot was butt a meane or
+rather poore man. Your brother Thomas gaue two pence a weeke to John
+More, a scauenger, who dyed in the hundred and second yeare of his
+life; and 'twas taken the more notice of that the father of Sir John
+Shawe, who marryed my Lady Killmorey, and liueth in London, I say that
+his father, who had been a vintner, liued a hundred and two yeares, or
+neere it, and dyed about a yeere agoe. God send us to number our dayes
+and fitt ourselves for a better world.
+
+
+
+
+JOHN MILTON
+
+1608-1674
+
+
+
+TO A CAMBRIDGE FRIEND
+
+_The choice of a profession_
+
+
+[1631-2.]
+
+SIR,
+
+Besides that in sundry other respects I must acknowledge me to profit
+by you whenever we meet, you are often to me, and were yesterday
+especially, as a good watchman to admonish that the hours of the night
+pass on (for so I call my life, as yet obscure and unserviceable to
+mankind), and that the day with me is at hand, wherein Christ commands
+all to labour, while there is light. Which because I am persuaded you
+do to no other purpose than out of a true desire that God should be
+honoured in every one, I therefore think myself bound, though unasked,
+to give you account, as oft as occasion is, of this my tardy moving,
+according to the precept of my conscience, which I firmly trust is not
+without God. Yet now I will not strain for any set apology, but only
+refer myself to what my mind shall have at any time to declare herself
+at her best ease.
+
+But if you think, as you said, that too much love of learning is in
+fault, and that I have given up myself to dream away my years in the
+arms of studious retirement, like Endymion with the moon, as the tale
+of Latmus goes; yet consider that if it were no more but the mere
+love of learning--whether it proceed from a principle bad, good,
+or natural--it could not have held out thus long against so strong
+opposition on the other side of every kind. For, if it be bad, why
+should not all the fond hopes that forward youth and vanity are fledge
+with, together with gain, pride, and ambition, call me forward more
+powerfully than a poor, regardless, and unprofitable sin of curiosity
+should be able to withhold me; whereby a man cuts himself off from all
+action, and becomes the most helpless, pusillanimous, and unweaponed
+creature in the world, the most unfit and unable to do that which
+all mortals most aspire to--either to be useful to his friends or to
+offend his enemies? Or, if it be to be thought a natural proneness,
+there is against that a much more potent inclination inbred, which
+about this time of a man's life solicits most--the desire of house and
+family of his own; to which nothing is esteemed more helpful than the
+early entering into credible employment, and nothing more hindering
+than this affected solitariness. And though this were enough, yet
+there is to this another act, if not of pure, yet of refined nature,
+no less available to dissuade prolonged obscurity--a desire of honour
+and repute and immortal fame, seated in the breast of every true
+scholar; which all make haste to by the readiest ways of publishing
+and divulging conceived merits--as well those that shall, as those
+that never shall, obtain it. Nature, therefore, would presently work
+the more prevalent way, if there were nothing but this inferior bent
+of herself to restrain her. Lastly, the love of learning, as it is the
+pursuit of something good, it would sooner follow the more excellent
+and supreme good known and presented, and so be quickly diverted from
+the empty and fantastic chase of shadows and notions, to the solid
+good flowing from due and timely obedience to that command in the
+Gospel set out by the terrible seasing of him that hid the talent.
+
+It is more probable, therefore, that not the endless delight of
+speculation, but this very consideration of that great commandment,
+does not press forward, as soon as many do, to undergo, but keeps
+off, with a sacred reverence and religious advisement how _best_ to
+undergo--not taking thought of being _late_, so it give advantage
+to be more _fit_; for those that were latest lost nothing, when the
+master of the vineyard came to give each one his hire. And here I am
+come to a stream-head, copious enough to disburden itself, like Nilus,
+at seven mouths into an ocean. But then I should also run into a
+reciprocal contradiction of ebbing and flowing at once, and do that
+which I excuse myself for not doing--'preach and not preach.' Yet,
+that you may see that I am something suspicious of myself, and do take
+notice of a certain belatedness in me, I am the bolder to send you
+some of my nightward thoughts some while since, because they come in
+not altogether unfitly, made up in a Petrarchian stanza, which I told
+you of:
+
+ How soon hath Time, the subtle thief of youth,
+ Stol'n on his wing my three-and-twentieth year!
+ My hasting days fly on with full career,
+ But my late spring no bud or blossom shew'th.
+ Perhaps my semblance might deceive the truth
+ That I to manhood am arrived so near;
+ And inward ripeness doth much less appear
+ That some more timely-happy spirits endu'th.
+ Yet be it less, or more, or soon, or slow,
+ It shall be still in strictest measure even
+ To that same lot, however mean or high,
+ Toward which Time leads me, and the will of Heaven.
+ All is, if I have grace to use it so,
+ As ever in my great taskmaster's eye.
+
+By this I believe you may well repent of having made mention at all of
+this matter; for, if I have not all this while won you to this, I
+have certainly wearied you of it. This, therefore, alone may be a
+sufficient reason for me to keep me as I am, lest having thus tired
+you singly, I should deal worse with, a whole congregation, and spoil
+all the patience of a parish; for I myself do not only see my own
+tediousness, but now grow offended with it, that has hindered me thus
+long from coming to the last and best _period_ of my letter, and
+that which must now chiefly work my pardon, that I am your true and
+unfeigned _friend_.
+
+
+
+TO LEONARD PHILARAS, THE ATHENIAN
+
+_The blind poet_[1]
+
+
+Westminster, 28 _Sept_. 1654.
+
+I have always been devotedly attached to the literature of Greece, and
+particularly to that of your Athens; and have never ceased to cherish
+the persuasion that that city would one day make me ample recompense
+for the warmth of my regard. The ancient genius of your renowned
+country has favoured the completion of my prophecy in presenting me
+with your friendship and esteem. Though I was known to you only by my
+writings, and we were removed to such a distance from each other, you
+most courteously addressed me by letter; and when you unexpectedly
+came to London, and saw me who could no longer see, my affliction,
+which causes none to regard me with greater admiration, and perhaps
+many even with feelings of contempt, excited your tenderest sympathy
+and concern. You would not suffer me to abandon the hope of recovering
+my sight; and informed me you had an intimate friend at Paris, Dr.
+Thevenot, who was particularly celebrated in disorders of the eyes,
+whom you would consult about mine, if I would enable you to lay before
+him the causes and the symptoms of the complaint. I will do what you
+desire, lest I should seem to reject that aid which perhaps may be
+offered me by Heaven. It is now, I think, about ten years since I
+perceived my vision to grow weak and dull; and at the same time I
+was troubled with pain in my kidneys and bowels, accompanied with
+flatulency. In the morning, if I began to read, as was my custom,
+my eyes instantly ached intensely, but were refreshed after a little
+corporeal exercise. The candle which I looked at, seemed as it were
+encircled with a rainbow. Not long after the sight in the left part of
+the left eye (which I lost some years before the other) became quite
+obscured, and prevented me from discerning any object on that
+side. The sight in my other eye has now been gradually and sensibly
+vanishing away for about three years; some months before it had
+entirely perished, though I stood motionless, everything which I
+looked at seemed in motion to and fro. A stiff cloudy vapour seemed
+to have settled on my forehead and temples, which usually occasions a
+sort of somnolent pressure upon my eyes, and particularly from dinner
+till the evening. So that I often recollect what is said of the poet
+Phineas in the _Argonautics_:
+
+ A stupor deep his cloudy temples bound,
+ And when he walked he seemed as whirling round,
+ Or in a feeble trance he speechless lay.
+
+I ought not to omit that while I had any sight left, as soon as I lay
+down on my bed and turned on either side, a flood of light used to
+gush from my closed eyelids. Then, as my sight became daily more
+impaired, the colours became more faint and were emitted with a
+certain inward crackling sound; but at present, every species of
+illumination being, as it were, extinguished, there is diffused around
+me nothing but darkness, or darkness mingled and streaked with an
+ashy brown. Yet the darkness in which I am perpetually immersed seems
+always, both by night and day, to approach nearer to white than black;
+and when the eye is rolling in its socket, it admits a little particle
+of light, as through a chink. And though your physician may kindle
+a small ray of hope, yet I make up my mind to the malady as quite
+incurable; and I often reflect, that as the wise man admonishes,
+days of darkness are destined to each of us, the darkness which I
+experience, less oppressive than that of the tomb, is, owing to the
+singular goodness of the Deity, passed amid the pursuits of literature
+and the cheering salutations of friendship. But if, as is written,
+'Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth
+from the mouth of God,' why may not any one acquiesce in the privation
+of his sight, when God has so amply furnished his mind and his
+conscience with eyes? While He so tenderly provides for me, while
+He so graciously leads me by the hand, and conducts me on the way, I
+will, since it is His pleasure, rather rejoice than repine at being
+blind. And, my dear Philaras, whatever may be the event, I wish you
+adieu with no less courage and composure than if I had the eyes of a
+lynx.
+
+[Footnote 1: From the Latin.]
+
+
+
+
+JOHN EVELYN
+
+1620-1706
+
+
+
+To SAMUEL PEPYS
+
+_In retirement at Wotton_
+
+
+Wotton, 2 _Aug_. 1692.
+
+I have been philosophizing and world-despising in the solitudes of
+this place, whither I am retired to pass and mourn the absence of my
+worthiest friend. Here is wood and water, meadows and mountains, the
+Dryads and Hamadryads; but here's no Mr. Pepys, no Dr. Gale. Nothing
+of all the cheer in the parlour that I taste; all's insipid, and all
+will be so to me, till I see and enjoy you again. I long to know what
+you do, and what you think, because I am certain you do both what
+is worthy the knowing and imitation. On Monday next will Mr. Bentley
+resume his lecture, I think, at Bow Church: I fear I shall hardly
+get through this wilderness by that time. Pray give him your wonted
+confidence if you can, and tell him how unhappily I am entangled. I
+hope, however, to get home within this fortnight, and about the end of
+October to my hyemation in Dover Street. My son is gone with the Lord
+Lieutenant, and our new relation, Sir Cyril Wych, into Ireland: I look
+they should return wondrous statesmen, or else they had as well have
+stayed at home. I am here with Boccalini, and Erasmus's _Praise of
+Folly_, and look down upon the world with wondrous contempt, when
+I consider for what we keep such a mighty bustle. _O fortunate_ Mr.
+Pepys! who knows, possesses, and enjoys all that's worth the seeking
+after. Let me live among your inclinations, and I shall be happy.
+
+
+
+To THE SAME
+
+_An old man's occupations_
+
+
+Wotton, 22 _July_, 1700.
+
+I could no longer suffer this old servant of mine to pass and repass
+so near Clapham without a particular account of your health and all
+your happy family. You will now inquire what I do here? Why, as the
+patriarchs of old, I pass the days in the fields, among horses and
+oxen, sheep, cows, bulls, and sows, _et cetera pecora campi_. We have,
+thank God! finished our hay harvest prosperously. I am looking after
+my hinds, providing carriage and tackle against reaping time and
+sowing. What shall I say more? _Venio ad voluptates agricolarum_,
+which Cicero, you know, reckons amongst the most becoming diversions
+of old age; and so I render it. This without: now within doors, never
+was any matron more busy than my wife, disposing of our plain
+country furniture for a naked old extravagant house, suitable to
+our employments. She has a dairy, and distaffs, for _lac, linum, et
+lanam_, and is become a very Sabine. But can you thus hold out? Will
+my friend say; is philosophy, Gresham College, and the example of Mr.
+Pepys, and agreeable conversation of York Buildings, quite forgotten
+and abandoned? No, no! _Naturam expellas furca tamen usque recurret_.
+Know I have been ranging of no fewer than thirty large cases of books,
+destined for a competent standing library, during four or five days
+wholly destitute of my young coadjutor, who, upon some pretence of
+being much engaged in the mathematics, and desiring he may continue
+his course at Oxford till the beginning of August, I have wholly left
+it to him. You will now suspect something by this disordered hand;
+truly I was too happy in these little domestic affairs, when, on the
+sudden, as I was about my books in the library, I found myself sorely
+attacked with a shivering, followed by a feverish indisposition, and
+a strangury, so as to have kept, not my chamber only, but my bed, till
+very lately, and with just so much strength as to scribble these lines
+to you. For the rest, I give God thanks for this gracious warning, my
+great age calling upon me _sarcinam componere_ every day expecting it,
+who have still enjoyed a wonderful course of bodily health for forty
+years....
+
+
+
+
+DAME DOROTHY BROWNE
+
+1621-1685
+
+
+
+TO HER DAUGHTER IN LONDON
+
+_Three interesting postscripts_
+
+
+[Norfolk, 28 _June, c_. 1679.]
+
+DEARE DAUGHTER,
+
+I have received all the things, to the great content of the owners,
+who returne you many thankes. Thay ar indeed very well chose things of
+all sorts: and I give you many thanks for the troble you have had with
+them: I sent you Tomey's scurt and long slevs of his ould cott; I hope
+you have them. On Mr. Felden it seemes took it last Wadinsday, and
+sayd hee would deliver it him selfe. Wee dayly wish for the new
+cloths; all our linen being worne out but shefts, and Tomey would give
+all his stock to see his briches. I bless God wee ar all well as
+I hope you ar. Tomey presents his dutty, your sisters all love and
+services.
+
+
+[4 _July_.]
+
+GOOD DAUGHTER,
+
+I must troble you once more abought my cosen Tenoson. She would
+macke a manto gown of the grene and whight silke you sent down for a
+peticot, but she wants two yards, and as much slit grene sarsinat as
+will line it in sight. I pray send nurs to gett it and lett mee
+know what it com to, and I will send you the mony. I sayes my Cossen
+Cradock might send it me by the choch for she would have it as sonne
+as possible. I bless God wee ar all in helth, and Tomey much longing
+for his briches.
+
+
+[5 _July_.]
+
+Tomey have received his cloues, and is much delighted, and sends you
+and his mother and grandmother dutty and thanckes, and meanes to war
+them carfully.
+
+
+
+
+GEORGE, LORD BERKELEY
+
+1628-1698
+
+
+
+To SAMUEL PEPYS[1]
+
+_Honourable Acquittal_
+
+
+Berkeley House, 23 _Feb_. 1677-8.
+
+GOOD MR. PEPYS,
+
+Though I thank you for the favour of your letter, yet I confess myself
+both much surprised and troubled to receive a letter from you upon
+such an occasion: so is my wife, who professes herself wholly innocent
+of any crime of charging you in thought, word, or deed, and hopes you
+will do her that right to believe so of her. My daughter Berkeley says
+she expressed some trouble that the friend she recommended had not
+success, and that she was told the Commissioners of the Navy did
+report they had given the same recommendations of the person she
+proposed, as they did of him that was accepted, for the lieutenant's
+place; which my daughter, supposing to be true, wondered the more he
+lost the preferment: but, by the copies enclosed in your's, it appears
+her Ladyship was very much misinformed. As for Mrs. Henrietta, she
+is extremely troubled in saying any thing that gave you offence; and
+though she did not in the least intend it, yet she begs your pardon.
+And now, my good friend, though I am not under any accusation, and
+therefore need not say any thing to vindicate myself, yet give me
+leave, upon this occasion, to assure you, that there is no person
+has a better opinion of you than myself, nor is more sensible of your
+particular civilities to me; which I should be very glad to make a
+return of when in my power to serve you: and give me leave to add
+further, without flattery to you, and with great sincerity, that I
+believe our gracious master, His Majesty, is so fortunate in employing
+you in his service, that, if he should lose you, it would be very
+difficult for His Majesty to find a successor so well qualified in
+all respects for his service, if we consider both your integrity, vast
+abilities, industry, and zealous affections for his service; and,
+if His Majesty were asked the question, I will hold ten to one His
+Majesty declares himself of my opinion; so will I believe all that
+know you, more especially our fellow-traders that are so conversant
+with you and obliged by you.
+
+This is asserted as a great truth by, Sir, your very affectionate and
+hearty friend and Servant.
+
+[Footnote 1: Cf. Letter on p. 45.]
+
+
+
+
+DOROTHY OSBORNE
+
+1628-1698
+
+
+
+To SIR WILLIAM TEMPLE
+
+_Passing the time_
+
+
+[No date; c. 1653.]
+
+I have been reckoning up how many faults you lay to my charge in your
+last letter, and I find I am severe, unjust, unmerciful, and unkind!
+O me! how should one do to mend all those! 'Tis work for an age, and
+I fear that I shall be so old before I am good, that 'twill not be
+considerable to any body but myself whether I am so or not.... You ask
+me how I pass my time here. I can give you a perfect account, not only
+of what I do for the present, but what I am likely to do this seven
+years if I stay here so long. I rise in the morning reasonably early,
+and before I am ready I go round the house till I am weary of that,
+and then into the garden till it grows too hot for me. I then think of
+making me ready; and when that's done I go into my father's chamber;
+from thence to dinner, where my cousin Molle and I sit in great state
+in a room and at a table that would hold a great many more. After
+dinner we sit and talk till Mr. P. comes in question, and then I am
+gone. The heat of the day is spent in reading or working; and about
+six or seven o'clock I walk out into a common that lies hard by the
+house, where a great many young wenches keep sheep and cows, and
+sit in the shade singing of ballads; I go to them, and compare their
+voices and beauty to some ancient shepherdesses that I have read of,
+and find a vast difference there; but, trust me, I think these are
+as innocent as those could be. I talk to them, and find _they
+want nothing to make them the happiest people in the world but the
+knowledge that they are so_. Most commonly, while we are in the middle
+of our discourse, one looks about her, and spies her cows going into
+the corn, and then away they all run as if they had wings at their
+heels. I that am not so nimble stay behind, and when I see them
+driving home their cattle think it is time for me to return too. When
+I have supped I go into the garden, and so to the side of a small
+river that runs by it, where I sit down and wish you with me (you
+had best say this is not kind, neither). In earnest, it is a pleasant
+place, and would be more so to me if I had your company, as I sit
+there sometimes till I am lost with thinking; and were it not for some
+cruel thoughts of the crossness of my fortune, that will not let me
+sleep there, I should forget there were such a thing to be done as
+going to bed. Since I writ this, my company is increased by two, my
+brother Harry, and a fair niece, my brother Peyton's daughter. She is
+so much a woman that I am almost ashamed to say I am her aunt, and so
+pretty, that if I had any design to gain a servant I should not like
+her company; but I have none, and therefore I shall endeavour to keep
+her here as long as I can persuade her father to spare her, for she
+will easily consent to it, having so much of my humour (though it
+be the worst thing in her) as to like a melancholy place, and little
+company.... My father is reasonably well, but keeps his chamber still;
+but will hardly, I am afraid, ever be so perfectly recovered as to
+come abroad again.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Another pretender_
+
+
+[No date; c. 1653.]
+
+I could tell you such a story (it is too long to be written), as would
+make you see what I never discovered in my life before, that I am
+a valiant lady. In earnest, we have had such a skirmish and upon so
+foolish an occasion, as I cannot tell which is strangest. The Emperor
+and his proposals began it; I talked merrily on it till I saw my
+brother put on his sober face, and could hardly then believe he was
+in earnest. It seems he was; for when I had spoke freely my meaning it
+wrought so with him, as to fetch up all that lay upon his stomach: all
+the people that I had ever in my life refused were brought again upon
+the stage, like Richard the Third's ghosts, to reproach me withal, and
+all the kindness his discoveries could make I had for you was laid to
+my charge; my best qualities, if I have any that are good, served
+but for aggravations of my fault, and I was allowed to have wit, and
+understanding, and discretion, in all other things, that it might
+appear I had none in this. Well, 'twas a pretty lecture, and I grew
+warm with it after a while. In short, we came so near to an absolute
+falling out that 'twas time to give over, and we said so much then
+that we have hardly spoken a word together since. But 'tis wonderful
+to see what courtesies and legs pass between us, and as before we were
+thought the kindest brother and sister, we are certainly now the most
+complimental couple in England: it is a strange change, and I am very
+sorry for it, but I'll swear I know not how to help it....
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A disappointing preacher_
+
+
+[No date; c. 1653.]
+
+... God forgive me, I was as near laughing yesterday where I should
+not: would you believe that I had the grace to go to hear a sermon
+upon a week-day? In earnest, 'tis true, and Mr. Marshall was the man
+that preached, but never any body was so defeated. He is so famed that
+I expected rare things from him, and seriously I listened to him at
+first with as much reverence and attention as if he had been St. Paul.
+And what do you think he told us? why, that if there were no kings, no
+queens, no lords, no ladies, no gentlemen or gentlewomen in the world,
+it would be no loss at all to God Almighty: this he said over some
+forty times, which made me remember it, whether I would or not.
+The rest was much at this rate, entertained with the prettiest odd
+phrases, that I had the most ado to look soberly enough for the place
+I was in that ever I had in my life. He does not preach so always,
+sure; if he does, I cannot believe his sermons will do much towards
+the bringing anybody to heaven more than by exercising their patience;
+yet I'll say that for him, he stood stoutly for tithes, though in
+my opinion few deserve them less than he, and it may be he would be
+better without them. Yet you say you are not convinced that to be
+miserable is the way to be good; to some natures I think it is not;
+but there are many of so careless and vain a temper that the least
+breath of good fortune swells them with so much pride, that if they
+were not put in mind sometimes by a sound cross or two that they are
+mortal, they would hardly think it possible; and though it is a sign
+of a servile nature, when fear produces more of reverence in us
+than love, yet there is more danger of forgetting one's self in a
+prosperous fortune than in the contrary; and affliction may be the
+surest though not the pleasantest guide to heaven. What think you,
+might I not preach with Mr. Marshall for a wager?...
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The ideal husband_
+
+
+[No date; _c_. 1653.]
+
+There are a great many ingredients must go to the making me happy in
+a husband. My cousin F. says our humours must agree, and to do that he
+must have that kind of breeding that I have had, and used to that kind
+of company; that is, he must not be so much a country gentleman as to
+understand nothing but hawks and dogs, and be fonder of either than of
+his wife; nor of the next sort of them, whose time reaches no farther
+than to be justice of peace, and once in his life high sheriff, who
+reads no book but statutes, and studies nothing but how to make a
+speech interlarded with Latin, that may amaze his disagreeing poor
+neighbours, and fright them rather than persuade them into quietness.
+He must not be a thing that began the world in a free school, was sent
+from thence to the university, and is at his farthest when he reaches
+the inns of court; has no acquaintance but those of his form in those
+places; speaks the French he has picked out of old laws, and admires
+nothing but the stories he has heard of the revels that were kept
+there before his time. He must not be a town gallant neither, that
+lives in a tavern and an ordinary; that cannot imagine how an hour
+should be spent without company unless it be in sleeping; that makes
+court to all the women he sees, thinks they believe him, and laughs
+and is laughed at equally. Nor a travelled Monsieur, whose head is
+feathered inside and outside, that can talk of nothing but of dances
+and duels, and has courage enough to wear slashes, when every body
+else dies with cold to see him. He must not be a fool of no sort, nor
+peevish, nor ill-natured, nor proud, nor courteous; and to all this
+must be added, that he must love me, and I him, as much as we are
+capable of loving. Without all this his fortune, though never so
+great, would not satisfy me, and with it a very moderate one would
+keep me from ever repenting my disposal....
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The growth of friendship_
+
+
+[No date; c. 1653.]
+
+
+... I must find you pleased and in good humour; merry as you were
+wont to be, when we first met, if you will not have me show that I am
+nothing akin to my cousin Osborne's lady. But what an age it is since
+we first met, and how great a change it has wrought in both of us!
+if there had been as great a one on my face, it would be either very
+handsome or very ugly. For God's sake, when we meet, let us design one
+day to remember old stories in, to ask one another by what degrees
+our friendship grew to this height 'tis at. In earnest, I am lost
+sometimes in thinking of it, and though I can never repent of the
+share you have in my heart, I know not whether I gave it you willingly
+or not at first. No; to speak ingenuously, I think you got an interest
+there a good while before I thought you had any, and it grew so
+insensibly and yet so fast, that all the traverses it has met with
+since have served rather to discover it to me than at all to hinder
+it.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME.
+
+_Wilful woman_
+
+
+[No date; c. 1653.]
+
+I was carried yesterday abroad to a dinner that was designed for
+mirth, but it seems one ill-humoured person in the company is enough
+to put all the rest out of tune, for I never saw people perform what
+they intended worse, and could not forbear telling them so; but to
+excuse themselves and silence my reproaches they all agreed to say
+that I spoiled their jollity by wearing the most unseasonable looks
+that could be put on for such an occasion. I told them I knew no
+remedy but leaving me behind them; that my looks were suitable to
+my fortune though not to a feast. Fie, I am got into my complaining
+humour that tires myself as well as every body else, and which (as you
+observe) helps not at all; would it would leave me and that I should
+not always have occasion for it, but that's in nobody's power, and my
+Lady Talmash, that says she can do whatever she will, cannot believe
+whatsoever she pleases. 'Tis not unpleasant, methinks, to hear her
+talk how at such a time she was sick, and the physicians told her she
+would have the small-pox and showed her where they were coming out
+upon her, but she bethought herself that it was not at all convenient
+for her to have them at that time; some business she had that required
+her going abroad, and so she resolved she would not be sick nor was
+not. Twenty such stories as these she tells, and then falls into
+discourses of the strength of reason and power of philosophy till she
+confounds herself and all that hear her. You have no such ladies in
+Ireland.... My poor Lady Vavasor is carried to the Tower, and her
+situation could not excuse her, because she was acquainted by somebody
+that there was a plot against the Protector, and did not discover it.
+She has told now all that was told her, but vows she will never say
+from whence she had it; we shall see whether her resolutions are as
+unalterable as those of my Lady Talmash. I wonder how she behaved
+herself when she was married; I never yet saw anybody that did not
+look simply and out of countenance, nor ever knew a wedding well
+designed but one, and that was of two persons who had time enough I
+confess to contrive it, and nobody to please in it but themselves. He
+came down into the country where she was upon a visit, and one morning
+married her; as soon as they came out of the church, they took coach
+and came for the town, dined at an Inn by the way, and at night came
+into lodgings that were provided for them, where nobody knew them,
+and where they passed for married people of seven years' standing. The
+truth is I could not endure to be Mrs. Bride in a public wedding, to
+be made the happiest person on earth; do not take it ill, for I would
+endure it if I could, rather than fail, but in earnest I do not think
+it were possible for me; you cannot apprehend the formalities of a
+treaty more than I do, nor so much the success of it. Yet in earnest
+your father will not find my brother Peyton wanting in civility
+(though he is not a man of much compliment unless it be in his letters
+to me), nor an unreasonable person in any thing so he will allow him,
+out of his kindness to his wife, to set a higher value upon his
+sister than she deserves. I know not how he may be prejudiced upon the
+business, but he is not deaf to reason when it is civilly delivered,
+and is as easily gained with compliance and good usage as any body
+I know, but no other way; when he is roughly used he is like me ten
+times the worse for it. I make it a case of conscience to discover my
+faults to you as fast as I know them, that you may consider what you
+have to do: my aunt told me no longer ago than yesterday, that I was
+the most wilful woman that ever she knew, and had an obstinacy of
+spirit nothing could overcome. Take heed, you see I give you fair
+warning. I have missed a letter this Monday, what is the reason?
+By the next I shall be gone into Kent, and my other journey is laid
+aside, which I am not displeased at, because it would have broken our
+intercourse very much. Here are some verses of Cowley's; pray tell me
+how you like them. It is only a piece taken out of a new thing of
+his. The whole is very long, and is a description of, or rather a
+paraphrase upon, the friendships of David and Jonathan. 'Tis I think
+the best I have seen of his, and I like the subject because it is that
+I would be perfect in. Adieu!
+
+
+
+
+KATHARINE PHILIPS
+
+1631-1664
+
+
+
+ORINDA TO THE HONOURABLE BERENICE
+
+_Yielding to opinion_
+
+
+Priory of Cardigan, _25 June_
+
+Your Ladyship's last favour from Coll. P----'s was truly obliging,
+and carried so much of the same great soul of yours, which loves to
+diffuse itself in expressions of friendship to me, that it merits
+a great deal more acknowledgement than I am able to pay at my best
+condition, and am less now when my head aches, and will give me no
+leave to enlarge, though I have so much subject and reason; but really
+if my heart ached too, I could be sensible of a very great kindness
+and condescension in thinking me worthy of your concern, though
+I visibly perceive most of my letters have lost their way to your
+Ladyship. I beseech you be pleased first to believe I have written
+every post; but, secondly, since I came, and then to enquire for them,
+that they may be commended into your hands, where alone they can hope
+for a favourable residence; I am very much a sharer by sympathy, in
+your Ladyship's satisfaction in the converse you had in the country,
+and find that to that ingenious company Fortune hath been just, there
+being no person fitter to receive all the admiration of persons best
+capable to pay them, than the great _Berenice_....
+
+And now (madam) why was that a cruel question, When will you come to
+_Wales_? 'Tis cruel to me, I confess, that it is yet in question, but
+I humbly beg your Ladyship to unriddle that part of your letter, for
+I cannot understand why you, madam, who have no persons alive to whom
+your birth hath submitted you, and have already by your life secured
+to yourself the best opinion the world can give you, should create an
+awe upon your own actions, from imaginary inconveniences: Happiness,
+I confess, is two-faced, and one is opinion; but that opinion is
+certainly _our own_; for it were equally ridiculous and impossible
+to shape our _actions_ by others' _opinions_. I have had so much (and
+some sad) reason to discuss this principle, that I can speak with some
+confidence, That _none will ever be happy, who make their happiness to
+consist in, or be governed by the votes of other persons._ I deny
+not but the approbation of wise and good persons is a very necessary
+satisfaction; but to forbear innocent contentments, only because it's
+possible some fancies may be so capricious as to dispute whether I
+should have taken them, is, in my belief, neither better nor worse
+than to fast always, because there are some so superstitious in the
+world, that will abstain from meat, upon some score or other, upon
+every day in the year, that is, some upon some days, and others
+upon others, and some upon all. You know, madam, there is nothing so
+various as _vulgar opinion_, nothing so untrue to itself. Who shall
+then please since none can fix it? 'Tis heresy (this of submitting to
+every blast of popular extravagancy) which I have combated in persons
+very dear to me; _Dear madam_, let them not have your authority for a
+relapse, when I had almost committed them; but consider it without a
+bias, and give sentence as you see cause; and in that interim put me
+not off (_Dear madam_) with those chimeras, but tell me plainly what
+inconvenience is it to come? If it be one in earnest, I will submit,
+but otherwise, I am so much my own friend, and my friend's friend,
+as not to be satisfied with your Ladyship's taking measure of your
+actions by others' opinion, when I know too that the severest could
+find nothing in this journey that they could condemn, but your excess
+of charity to me, and that censure you have already supported with
+patience, and (notwithstanding my own consciousness of no ways
+deserving your sufferance upon that score) I cannot beg you to recover
+the reputation of your judgement in that particular, since it must be
+my ruin. I should now say very much for your most obliging commands to
+me, to write, and should beg frequent letters from your Ladyship with
+all possible importunity, and should by command from my _Lucasia_
+excuse her last rudeness (as she calls it) in giving you account of
+her honour for you under her own hand, but I must beg your pardon now,
+and out-believing all, I can say upon every one of these accounts, for
+really, madam, you cannot tell how to imagine any person more to any
+one, than I am,
+
+_Madam,
+Your Ladyship's
+most faithful servant,
+and passionate friend_,
+ORINDA
+
+
+
+
+JOHN LOCKE
+
+1632-1704
+
+
+
+TO WILLIAM MOLYNEUX
+
+_A philosopher's confidences_
+
+
+Oates, 26 _April_, 1695.
+
+SIR,
+
+You look with the eyes, and speak the language of friendship, when you
+make my life of much more concern to the world than your own. I take
+it, as it is, for an effect of your kindness, and so shall not accuse
+you of compliment; the mistakes and over-valuings of good-will being
+always sincere, even when they exceed what common truth allows. This
+on my side I must beg you to believe, that my life would be much more
+pleasant and useful to me, if you were within my reach, that I might
+sometimes enjoy your conversation, and, upon twenty occasions, lay
+my thoughts before you, and have the advantage of your judgement. I
+cannot complain that I have not my share of friends of all ranks, and
+such, whose interest, assistance, affection, and opinions too, in fit
+cases, I can rely on. But methinks, for all this, there is one place
+vacant, that I know nobody that would so well fill as yourself; I want
+one near me to talk freely with, _de quolibet ente_; to propose to
+the extravagancies that rise in my mind; one with whom I would debate
+several doubts and questions, to see what was in them. Meditating by
+one's self, is like digging in the mine; it often, perhaps, brings up
+maiden earth, which never came near the light before; but whether it
+contains any metal in it, is never so well tried as in conversation
+with a knowing judicious friend who carries about with him the true
+touchstone, which is love of truth in a clear-thinking head. Men of
+parts and judgement the world usually gets hold of, and by a great
+mistake (that their abilities of mind are lost, if not employed in the
+pursuit of wealth or power) engages them in the ways of fortune and
+interest, which usually leave but little freedom or leisure of thought
+for pure disinterested truth. And such who give themselves up frankly,
+and in earnest to the full latitude of real knowledge, are not
+everywhere to be met with. Wonder not, therefore, that I wish so much
+for you in my neighbourhood; I should be too happy in a friend of your
+make, were you within my reach. But yet I cannot but wish that some
+business would once bring you within distance; and it is a pain to me
+to think of leaving the world without the happiness of seeing you.
+
+I do not wonder that a kinsman of yours should magnify civilities that
+scarce deserve the name; I know not wherein they consisted, but in
+being glad to see one that was in any way related to you, and was
+himself a very ingenious man; either of those was a title to more than
+I did, or could show him. I am sorry I have not yet had an opportunity
+to wait on him in London; and I fear he should be gone before I am
+able to get thither. This long winter, and cold spring, has hung very
+heavy upon my lungs, and they are not yet in a case to be ventured in
+London air, which must be my excuse for not waiting upon him and Dr.
+Ashe yet.
+
+The third edition of my essay has already, or will be speedily, in the
+press. But what perhaps will seem stranger, and possibly please you
+better, an abridgement is now making (if it be not already done) by
+one of the university of Oxford, for the use of young scholars, in the
+place of the ordinary system of logic. From the acquaintance I had of
+the temper of that place I did not expect to have it get much footing
+there. But so it is, I some time since received a very civil letter
+from one, wholly a stranger to me there, concerning such a design; and
+by another from him since, I conclude it near done. He seems to be an
+ingenious man, and he writes sensibly about it, but I can say nothing
+of it till I see it; and he, of his own accord, has offered that it
+shall be wholly submitted to my opinion, and disposal of it. And thus,
+sir, possibly that which you once proposed may be attained to, and I
+was pleased with the gentleman's design for your sake.
+
+You are a strange man, you oblige me very much by the care you take
+to have it well translated, and you thank me for complying with your
+offer. In my last, as I remember, I told you the reason why it was
+so long before I writ, was an expectation of an answer from London,
+concerning something I had to communicate to you: it was in short
+this; I was willing to know what my bookseller would give for a good
+latin copy; he told me, at last, twenty pounds. His delay was, because
+he would first have known what the translator demanded. But I forced
+him to make his proposal, and so I send it to you, to make what use of
+it you please. He since writ me word, that a friend of his at Oxford
+would, in some time, be at leisure to do it, and would undertake it. I
+bid him excuse himself to him, for that it was in hands I approved of,
+and some part of it now actually done. For I hope the essay (he was to
+show you the next week after you writ to me last) pleased you. Think
+it not a compliment, that I desire you to make what alterations you
+think fit. One thing particularly you will oblige me and the world in,
+and that is, in paring off some of the superfluous repetitions, which
+I left in for the sake of illiterate men, and the softer sex, not used
+to abstract notions and reasonings. But much of this reasoning will
+be out of doors in a latin translation. I refer all to your judgement,
+and so am secure it will be done as is best.
+
+What I shall add concerning enthusiasm, I guess, will very much agree
+with your thoughts, since yours jump so right with mine, about the
+place where it is to come in, I having designed it for chap. 18, lib.
+iv, as a false principle of reasoning often made use of. But, to give
+an historical account of the various ravings men have embraced for
+religion, would, I fear, be besides my purpose, and be enough to make
+an huge volume.
+
+My opinion of P. Malebranche agrees perfectly with yours. What I
+have writ concerning 'seeing all things in God', would make a little
+treatise of itself. But I have not quite gone through it, for fear
+I should by somebody or other be tempted to print it. For I love not
+controversies, and have a personal kindness for the author. When I
+have the happiness to see you, we will consider it together, and you
+shall dispose of it.
+
+I think I shall make some other additions to be put into your latin
+translation, and particularly concerning the 'connection of ideas',
+which has not, that I know, been hitherto considered, and has, I
+guess, a greater influence upon our minds than is usually taken notice
+of. Thus, you see, I make you the confident of my reveries; you would
+be troubled with a great many more of them, were you nearer.
+
+
+
+TO DR. MOLYNEUX
+
+_True friendship_
+
+
+Oates, 27 _Oct._ 1698.
+
+SIR,
+
+Death has, with a violent hand, hastily snatched from you a dear
+brother. I doubt not but, on this occasion, you need all the
+consolation can be given to one unexpectedly bereft of so worthy and
+near a relation. Whatever inclination I may have to alleviate your
+sorrow, I bear too great a share in the loss, and am too sensibly
+touched with it myself, to be in a condition to discourse with you on
+this subject, or do any thing but mingle my tears with yours. I have
+lost, in your brother, not only an ingenious and learned acquaintance,
+all that the world esteemed; but an intimate and sincere friend, whom
+I truly loved, and by whom I was truly loved: and what a loss that is,
+those only can be sensible who know how valuable, and how scarce,
+a true friend is, and how far to be preferred to all other sorts of
+treasure. He has left a son, who I know was dear to him, and deserved
+to be so as much as was possible, for one of his age. I cannot think
+myself wholly incapacitated from paying some of the affection and
+service that was due from me to my dear friend, as long as he has a
+child, or a brother, in the world. If, therefore, there be any thing,
+at this distance, wherein I, in my little sphere, may be able to serve
+your nephew or you, I beg you, by the memory of our deceased friend,
+to let me know it, that you may see that one who loved him so well,
+cannot but be tenderly concerned for his son, nor be otherwise than I
+am, Sir, etc.
+
+
+
+
+SAMUEL PEPYS
+
+1633-1703
+
+
+
+TO GEORGE, LORD BERKELEY
+
+_An explanation_
+
+
+Derby House, 22 _Feb._ 1677-8
+
+MY LORD,
+
+I am greatly owing to your Lordship for your last favour at St.
+John's, and did, till now, reckon myself under no less a debt to my
+Ladies for the honour at the same time done me, in their commands
+touching Mr. Bonithan. But, my Lord, I have lately had the misfortune
+of being undeceived in the latter, by coming to know the severity with
+which some of my Ladies are pleased to discourse of me in relation
+thereto. I assure your Lordship, I was so big with the satisfaction of
+having an opportunity given me by my Ladies at once of obliging them,
+paying a small respect to you, and doing a good office to a deserving
+gentleman, that I did not let one day pass before I had bespoke and
+obtained His Majesty's and Royal Highness's promise of favour in Mr.
+Bonithan's behalf: and was so far afterwards from failing him in my
+further assistances with Captain Trevanion and others, that I took
+early care to secure him a lieutenancy, by a commission actually
+signed for him by the King, in the ship _Stavereene_, relying upon the
+character Captain Trevanion had given me of his capacity to abide
+the examination, established by the King, upon the promotion of
+lieutenants; which was not only the most I should have done in the
+case of a brother, but more than ever I did in any man's case before,
+or, for his sake, do think I shall ever do again. True it is, my Lord,
+that when, upon his examination by the officers of the Navy, he was
+found not so fully qualified for the office of lieutenant as was
+requisite, I did with all respect, and to his seeming satisfaction,
+advise him to pass a little longer time in the condition he was
+then in, under a stricter application of himself to the practice of
+navigation. And, in pursuance of my duty to the King, I did acquaint
+him also with Mr. Bonithan's present unreadiness; and had, therefore,
+a command given me for conferring the commission prepared for him upon
+another, who, upon examination, at the same time with Mr. Bonithan,
+was found better qualified for it. As to what I understand my Ladies
+are pleased to entertain themselves and others with, to my reproach,
+as if money had been wanting in the case, it is a reproach lost upon
+me, my Lord, who am known to be so far from needing any purgation in
+the point of selling places, as never to have taken so much as my fee
+for a commission or warrant to any one officer in the Navy, within
+the whole time, now near twenty years, that I have had the honour of
+serving His Majesty therein--a self-denial at this day so little in
+fashion, and yet so chargeable to maintain, that I take no pride,
+and as little pleasure, in the mentioning it, further than it happily
+falls in here to my defence against the mistake the Ladies seem
+disposed to arraign me by on this occasion. Besides that, in the
+particular case of this gentleman, Lieut. Beele, who enjoys the
+commission designed for Mr. Bonithan, he is one whose face I never
+saw either before or since the time of his receiving it, nor know one
+friend he has in the world to whom he owes this benefit, other than
+the King's justice and his own modest merit: which, having said, it
+remains only that I assure your Lordship what I have so said, is not
+calculated with any regard to, much less any repining at, the usage
+the Ladies are pleased to show me in this affair, for 'tis fit I bear
+it, but to acquit myself to your Lordship in my demeanour towards
+them, as becomes their and, my Lord,
+
+Your Lordship's most obedient Servant.
+
+
+
+TO MRS. STEWARD
+
+_A wedding in the city_
+
+
+20 _Sept._ 1695.
+
+MADAM,
+
+You are very good, and pray continue so, by as many kind messages as
+you can, and notices of your health, such as the bearer brings you
+back my thanks for, and a thousand services. Here's a sad town, and
+God knows when it will be a better, our losses at sea making a very
+melancholy exchange at both ends of it; the gentlewomen of this, to
+say nothing of the other, sitting with their arms across, without a
+yard of muslin in their shops to sell, while the ladies, they tell
+me, walk pensively by, without a shilling, I mean a good one, in their
+pockets to buy. One thing there is indeed, that comes in my way as a
+Governor, to hear of, which carries a little mirth with it, and indeed
+is very odd. Two wealthy citizens that are lately dead, and left their
+estates, one to a Blue Coat boy, and the other to a Blue Coat girl, in
+Christ's Hospital. The extraordinariness of which has led some of
+the magistrates to carry it on to a match, which is ended in a public
+wedding; he in his habit of blue satin, led by two of the girls, and
+she in blue, with an apron green and petticoat yellow, all of sarsnet,
+led by two of the boys of the house, through Cheapside to Guildhall
+Chapel, where they were married by the Dean of St. Paul's, she given
+by my Lord Mayor. The wedding dinner, it seems, was kept in the
+Hospital Hall, but the great day will be tomorrow, St Matthew's; when,
+so much I am sure of, my Lord Mayor will be there, and myself also
+have had a ticket of invitation thither, and if I can, will be there
+too, but, for other particulars, I must refer you to my next, and so,
+
+Dear madam, Adieu.
+
+Bow Bells are just now ringing, ding dong, but whether for this, I
+cannot presently tell; but it is likely enough, for I have known them
+ring upon much foolisher occasions, and lately too.
+
+
+
+TO JOHN EVELYN
+
+_Reply to an old friend_
+
+
+Clapham, 7 _Aug._ 1700.
+
+I have no herds to mind, nor will my Doctor allow me any books here.
+What then, will you say, too, are you doing? Why, truly, nothing that
+will bear naming, and yet I am not, I think, idle; for who can, that
+has so much of past and to come to think on, as I have? And thinking,
+I take it, is working, though many forms beneath what my Lady and you
+are doing. But pray remember what o'clock it is with you and me; and
+be not now, by overstirring, too bold with your present complaint, any
+more than I dare be with mine, which, too, has been no less kind in
+giving me my warning, than the other to you, and to neither of us,
+I hope, and, through God's mercy, dare say, either unlooked for or
+unwelcome. I wish, nevertheless, that I were able to administer any
+thing towards the lengthening that precious rest of life which God has
+thus long blessed you, and, in you, mankind, with; but I have always
+been too little regardful of my own health, to be a prescriber to
+others. I cannot give myself the scope I otherwise should in talking
+now to you at this distance, on account of the care extraordinary I am
+now under from Mrs. Skinner's being suddenly fallen very ill; but ere
+long I may possibly venture at entertaining you with something from
+my young man in exchange--I don't say in payment, for the pleasure you
+gratify me with from yours, whom I pray God to bless with continuing
+but what he is! and I'll ask no more for him.
+
+
+
+
+JONATHAN SWIFT
+
+1667-1745
+
+
+
+TO STELLA
+
+_The Dean at home_
+
+
+London, 16 _Jan._ 1710-11.
+
+O faith, young women, I have sent my letter N. 13, without one crumb
+of an answer to any of MD's; there is for you now; and yet Presto
+ben't angry faith, not a bit, only he will begin to be in pain next
+Irish post, except he sees MD's little handwriting in the glass frame
+at the bar of St. James's Coffee-house, where Presto would never go
+but for that purpose. Presto's at home, God help him, every night from
+six till bed time, and has as little enjoyment or pleasure in life at
+present as anybody in the world, although in full favour with all the
+ministry. As hope saved, nothing gives Presto any sort of dream of
+happiness, but a letter now and then from his own dearest MD. I love
+the expectation of it, and when it does not come, I comfort myself,
+that I have it yet to be happy with. Yes faith, and when I write to
+MD, I am happy too; it is just as if methinks you were here, and I
+prating to you, and telling you where I have been: Well, says you,
+Presto, come, where have you been to-day? come, let's hear now. And so
+then I answer; Ford and I were visiting Mr. Lewis, and Mr. Prior, and
+Prior has given me a fine Plautus, and then Ford would have had me
+dine at his lodgings, and so I would not; and so I dined with him at
+an eating-house; which I have not done five times since I came here;
+and so I came home, after visiting Sir Andrew Fountaine's mother and
+sister, and Sir Andrew Fountaine is mending, though slowly.
+
+17. I was making, this morning, some general visits, and at twelve I
+called at the coffee-house for a letter from MD; so the man said he
+had given it to Patrick; then I went to the Court of requests and
+treasury to find Mr. Harley, and after some time spent in mutual
+reproaches, I promised to dine with him; I stayed there till seven,
+then called at Sterne's and Leigh's to talk about your box, and to
+have it sent by Smyth; Sterne says he has been making inquiries,
+and will set things right as soon as possible. I suppose it lies at
+Chester, at least I hope so, and only wants a lift over to you....
+Well, so I came home to read my letter from Stella, but the dog
+Patrick was abroad; at last he came, and I got my letter; I found
+another hand had superscribed it; when I opened it, I found it written
+all in French, and subscribed Bernage: faith, I was ready to fling
+it at Patrick's head. Bernage tells me, he had been to desire your
+recommendation to me to make him a captain; and your cautious answer,
+'That he had as much power with me as you,' was a notable one; if you
+were here, I would present you to the ministry as a person of ability.
+Bernage should let me know where to write to him; this is the second
+letter I have had without any direction; however, I beg I may not have
+a third, but that you will ask him, and send me how I shall direct
+to him. In the meantime, tell him, that if regiments are to be raised
+here, as he says, I will speak to George Granville, secretary at war,
+to make him a captain; and use what other interest I conveniently can.
+I think that is enough, and so tell him, and do not trouble me with
+his letters when I expect them from MD; do you hear, young women,
+write to Presto.
+
+18. I was this morning with Mr. Secretary St. John, and we were to
+dine at Mr. Harley's alone, about some business of importance; but
+there were two or three gentlemen there. Mr. Secretary and I went
+together from his office to Mr. Harley's, and thought to have been
+very wise; but the deuce a bit: the company stayed, and more came,
+and Harley went away at seven, and the secretary and I stayed with the
+rest of the company till eleven; I would then have had him come away,
+but he was in for it; and though he swore he would come away at that
+flask, there I left him. I wonder at the civility of these people;
+when he saw I would drink no more, he would always pass the bottle by
+me, and yet I could not keep the toad from drinking himself, nor he
+would not let me go neither, nor Masham, who was with us. When I
+got home, I found a parcel directed to me, and opening it, I found
+a pamphlet written entirely against myself, not by name, but against
+something I writ: it is pretty civil, and affects to be so, and I
+think I will take no notice of it; it is against something written
+very lately; and indeed I know not what to say, nor do I care; and so
+you are a saucy rogue for losing your money to-day at Stoyte's; to let
+that bungler beat you, my Stella, are not you ashamed? well, I forgive
+you this once, never do so again; no, noooo. Kiss and be friends,
+sirrah.--Come, let me go sleep, I go earlier to bed than formerly; and
+have not been out so late these two months; but the secretary was in a
+drinking humour. So good night, myownlittledearsaucyinsolentrogues.
+
+19. Then you read that long word in the last line, no faith have not
+you. Well, when will this letter come from our MD? to-morrow or next
+day without fail; yes faith, and so it is coming. This was an insipid
+snowy day, and I dined gravely with Mrs. Vanhomrigh, and came home,
+and am now got to bed a little after ten; I remember old Culpepper's
+maxim:
+
+ Would you have a settled head,
+ You must early go to bed:
+ I tell you, and I tell it again,
+ You must be in bed at ten.
+
+20. And so I went to-day with my new wig, o hoao, to visit Lady
+Worsley, whom I had not seen before, although she was near a month in
+town. Then I walked in the Park to find Mr. Ford, whom I had promised
+to meet, and coming down the Mall, who should come towards me but
+Patrick, and gives me five letters out of his pocket. I read the
+superscription of the first, Pshoh, said I; of the second, pshoh
+again; of the third, pshah, pshah, pshah; of the fourth, a gad, a gad,
+a gad, I am in a rage; of the fifth and last, O hoooa; ay marry
+this is something, this is our MD, so truly we opened it, I think
+immediately, and it began the most impudently in the world, thus; Dear
+Presto, we are even thus far. Now we are even, quoth Stephen, when he
+gave his wife six blows for one. I received your ninth four days after
+I had sent my thirteenth. But I'll reckon with you anon about that,
+young women. Why did not you recant at the end of your letter when you
+got your eleventh? tell me that, huzzies base, were we even then, were
+we, sirrah? but I will not answer your letter now, I will keep it for
+another time. We had a great deal of snow to-day, and it is terrible
+cold....
+
+21. _Morning_. It has snowed terribly all night, and is vengeance
+cold. I am not yet up, but cannot write long; my hands will freeze. Is
+there a good fire, Patrick? Yes, sir, then I will rise; come take away
+the candle. You must know I write on the dark side of my bedchamber,
+and am forced to have a candle till I rise, for the bed stands between
+me and the window, and I keep the curtains shut this cold weather.
+So pray let me rise, and, Patrick, here, take away the candle.--_At
+night._ We are now here in high frost and snow, the largest fire can
+hardly keep us warm. It is very ugly walking, a baker's boy broke his
+thigh yesterday. I walk slow, make short steps, and never tread on my
+heel. It is a good proverb the Devonshire people have:
+
+ Walk fast in snow,
+ In frost walk slow,
+ And still as you go,
+ Tread on your toe:
+
+ When frost and snow are both together,
+ Sit by the fire and spare shoe leather.
+
+22. _Morning_. Starving, starving, uth, uth, uth, uth, uth.--Do not
+you remember I used to come into your chamber, and turn Stella out of
+her chair, and rake up the fire in a cold morning, and cry uth, uth,
+uth? O faith, I must rise, my hand is so cold I can write no more....
+
+26, 27, 28, 29, 30. I have been so lazy and negligent these last four
+days, that I could not write to MD. My head is not in order, and yet
+it is not absolutely ill, but giddyish, and makes me listless; I walk
+every day, and hope I shall grow better. I wish I were with MD; I long
+for spring and good weather, and then I will come over. My riding in
+Ireland keeps me well. I am very temperate, and eat of the easiest
+meats as I am directed, and hope the malignity will go off; but
+one fit shakes me a long time. I dined to-day with Lord Mountjoy,
+yesterday at Mr. Stone's in the city, on Sunday at Vanhomrigh's,
+Saturday with Ford, and Friday I think at Vanhomrigh's, and that's all
+the journal I can send MD; for I was so lazy while I was well that I
+could not write. I thought to have sent this to-night, but it is ten,
+and I'll go to bed, and write on the other side to Parsivol to-morrow,
+and send it on Thursday; and so good night my dears, and love Presto,
+and be healthy, and Presto will be so too.
+
+
+
+To LORD TREASURER OXFORD
+
+_The Dean makes his bow_
+
+
+1 _July_, 1714.
+
+MY LORD,
+
+When I was with you, I have said more than once, that I would never
+allow quality or station made any real difference between men. Being
+now absent and forgotten, I have changed my mind: you have a thousand
+people who can pretend they love you, with as much appearance of
+sincerity as I, so that, according to common justice, I can have but
+a thousandth part in return of what I give. And this difference is
+wholly owing to your station. And the misfortune is still the greater,
+because I always loved you just so much the worse for your station:
+for, in your public capacity, you have often angered me to the heart,
+but, as a private man, never once. So that, if I only look toward
+myself, I could wish you a private man to-morrow: for I have nothing
+to ask; at least nothing that you will give, which is the same thing:
+and then you would see whether I should not with much more willingness
+attend you in a retirement, whenever you please to give me leave, than
+ever I did at London or Windsor. From these sentiments I will never
+write to you, if I can help it, otherwise than as to a private person,
+or allow myself to have been obliged to you in any other capacity.
+
+The memory of one great instance of your candour and justice, I will
+carry to my grave; that having been in a manner domestic with you
+for almost four years, it was never in the power of any public or
+concealed enemy to make you think ill of me, though malice and envy
+were often employed to that end. If I live, posterity shall know that,
+and more; which, though you, and somebody that shall be nameless, seem
+to value less than I could wish, is all the return I can make you.
+Will you give me leave to say how I would desire to stand in your
+memory? As one, who was truly sensible of the honour you did him,
+though he was too proud to be vain upon it; as one, who was neither
+assuming, officious, nor teasing; who never wilfully misrepresented
+persons or facts to you, nor consulted his passions when he gave
+a character; and lastly, as one, whose indiscretions proceeded
+altogether from a weak head, and not an ill heart. I will add one
+thing more, which is the highest compliment I can make, that I never
+was afraid of offending you, nor am now in any pain for the manner
+I write to you in. I have said enough; and, like one at your levee,
+having made my bow, I shrink back into the crowd.
+
+
+
+TO DR. SHERIDAN
+
+_News from the country_
+
+
+25 _Jan._ 1724-5.
+
+I have a packet of letters, which I intended to send by Molly, who has
+been stopped three days by the bad weather; but now I will send them
+by the post to-morrow to Kells, and enclosed to Mr. Tickell there is
+one to you, and one to James Stopford.
+
+I can do no work this terrible weather; which has put us all seventy
+times out of patience. I have been deaf nine days, and am now pretty
+well recovered again.
+
+Pray desire Mr. Stanton and Worral to continue giving themselves some
+trouble with Mr. Pratt; but let it succeed or not, I hope I shall be
+easy.
+
+Mrs. Johnson swears it will rain till Michaelmas. She is so pleased
+with her pick-axe, that she wears it fastened to her girdle on her
+left side, in balance with her watch. The lake is strangely overflown,
+and we are desperate about turf, being forced to buy it three miles
+off: and Mrs. Johnson (God help her!) gives you many a curse. Your
+mason is come, but cannot yet work upon your garden. Neither can I
+agree with him about the great wall. For the rest, _vide_ the letter
+you will have on Monday, if Mr. Tickell uses you well.
+
+The news of this country is, that the maid you sent down, John
+Farelly's sister, is married; but the portion and settlement are yet a
+secret. The cows here never give milk on midsummer eve.
+
+You would wonder what carking and caring there is among us for small
+beer and lean mutton, and starved lamb, and stopping gaps, and driving
+cattle from the corn. In that we are all-to-be-Dingleyed.
+
+The ladies' room smokes; the rain drops from the skies into the
+kitchen; our servants eat and drink like the devil, and pray for rain,
+which entertains them at cards and sleep; which are much lighter than
+spades, sledges, and crows. Their maxim is,
+
+ Eat like a Turk,
+ Sleep like a dormouse;
+ Be last at work,
+ At victuals foremost.
+
+Which is all at present; hoping you and your good family are well, as
+we are all at this present writing &c.
+
+Robin has just carried out a load of bread and cold meat for
+breakfast; this is their way; but now a cloud hangs over them, for
+fear it should hold up, and the clouds blow off.
+
+I write on till Molly comes in for the letter. O, what a draggletail
+will she be before she gets to Dublin! I wish she may not happen to
+fall upon her back by the way.
+
+I affirm against Aristotle, that cold and rain congregate homogenes,
+for they gather together you and your crew, at whist, punch, and
+claret. Happy weather for Mrs. Maul, Betty, and Stopford, and all true
+lovers of cards and laziness.
+
+THE BLESSINGS OF A COUNTRY LIFE.
+
+ Far from our debtors,
+ No Dublin letters,
+ Not seen by our betters.
+
+THE PLAGUES OF A COUNTRY LIFE.
+
+ A companion with news,
+ A great want of shoes;
+ Eat lean meat, or choose;
+ A church without pews.
+ Our horses astray,
+ No straw, oats, or hay;
+ December in May,
+ Our boys run away,
+ All servants at play.
+
+Molly sends for the letter.
+
+
+
+TO ALEXANDER POPE
+
+_Mostly about Gulliver_
+
+
+Dublin, 17 _Nov._ 1726.
+
+I am just come from answering a letter of Mrs. Howard's, writ in such
+mystical terms, that I should never have found out the meaning, if a
+book had not been sent me called _Gulliver's Travels_, of which you
+say so much in yours. I read the book over, and in the second volume
+observed several passages which appear to be patched and altered, and
+the style of a different sort, unless I am mistaken. Dr. Arbuthnot
+likes the projectors least; others, you tell me, the flying island;
+some think it wrong to be so hard upon whole bodies or corporations,
+yet the general opinion is, that reflections on particular persons are
+most to be blamed; so that in these cases, I think the best method is
+to let censure and opinion take their course. A bishop here said, that
+book was full of improbable lies, and for his part, he hardly believed
+a word of it; and so much for Gulliver.
+
+Going to England is a very good thing, if it were not attended with
+an ugly circumstance of returning to Ireland. It is a shame you do not
+persuade your ministers to keep me on that side, if it were but by a
+court expedient of keeping me in prison for a plotter; but at the same
+time I must tell you, that such journeys very much shorten my life,
+for a month here is very much longer than six at Twickenham.
+
+How comes friend Gay to be so tedious? Another man can publish fifty
+thousand lies sooner than he can publish fifty fables.... Let me add,
+that if I were Gulliver's friend, I would desire all my acquaintance
+to give out that his copy was basely mangled and abused, and added to,
+and blotted out by the printer; for so to me it seems in the second
+volume particularly.
+
+Adieu.
+
+
+
+TO JOHN GAY
+
+_Enquiries into Mr. Gay's pursuits_
+
+
+Dublin, 4 _May_, 1732.
+
+I am now as lame as when you writ your letter, and almost as lame as
+your letter itself, for want of that limb from my lady duchess, which
+you promised, and without which I wonder how it could limp hither. I
+am not in a condition to make a true step even on Amesbury Downs, and
+I declare that a corporeal false step is worse than a political one:
+nay, worse than a thousand political ones, for which I appeal to
+courts and ministers, who hobble on and prosper without the sense of
+feeling. To talk of riding and walking is insulting me, for I can
+as soon fly as do either. It is your pride or laziness, more than
+chair-hire, that makes the town expensive. No honour is lost by
+walking in the dark; and in the day you may beckon a blackguard
+boy under a gate, near your visiting place, (experto crede,) save
+elevenpence, and get half-a-crown's worth of health. The worst of my
+present misfortune is, that I eat and drink, and can digest neither
+for want of exercise; and, to increase my misery, the knaves are
+sure to find me at home, and make huge void spaces in my cellars. I
+congratulate with you for losing your great acquaintance; in such a
+case, philosophy teaches that we must submit, and be content with good
+ones. I like Lord Cornbury's refusing his pension, but I demur at his
+being elected for Oxford; which, I conceive, is wholly changed; and
+entirely devoted to new principles; so it appeared to me the two last
+times I was there. I find by the whole cast of your letter, that you
+are as giddy and as volatile as ever: just the reverse of Mr. Pope,
+who has always loved a domestic life from his youth. I was going to
+wish you had some little place that you could call your own, but, I
+profess I do not know you well enough to contrive any one system
+of life that would please you. You pretend to preach up riding and
+walking to the duchess, yet from my knowledge of you after twenty
+years, you always joined a violent desire of perpetually shifting
+places and company, with a rooted laziness, and an utter impatience of
+fatigue. A coach and six horses is the utmost exercise you can bear;
+and this only when you can fill it with such company as is best suited
+to your taste, and how glad would you be if it could waft you in the
+air to avoid jolting; while I, who am so much later in life, can,
+or at least could, ride five hundred miles on a trotting horse. You
+mortally hate writing, only because it is the thing you chiefly ought
+to do; as well to keep up the vogue you have in the world, as to make
+you easy in your fortune. You are merciful to everything but money,
+your best friend, whom you treat with inhumanity. Be assured I will
+hire people to watch all your motions, and to return me a faithful
+account. Tell me, have you cured your absence of mind? can you attend
+to trifles? can you at Amesbury write domestic libels to divert the
+family and neighbouring squires for five miles round? or venture so
+far on horseback, without apprehending a stumble at every step? can
+you set the footmen a-laughing as they wait at dinner? and do the
+duchess's women admire your wit? in what esteem are you with the vicar
+of the parish? can you play with him at backgammon? have the farmers
+found out that you cannot distinguish rye from barley, or an oak from
+a crab-tree? You are sensible that I know the full extent of your
+country skill is in fishing for roaches or gudgeons at the highest.
+
+I love to do you good offices with your friends, and therefore desire
+you will show this letter to the duchess, to improve her grace's good
+opinion of your qualifications, and convince her how useful you are
+likely to be in the family. Her grace shall have the honour of my
+correspondence again when she goes to Amesbury. Hear a piece of Irish
+news; I buried the famous General Meredyth's father last night in my
+cathedral, he was ninety-six years old; so that Mrs. Pope may live
+seven years longer. You saw Mr. Pope in health, pray is he generally
+more healthy than when I was among you? I would know how your own
+health is, and how much wine you drink in a day? My stint in company
+is a pint at noon, and half as much at night; but I often dine at home
+like a hermit, and then I drink little or none at all. Yet I differ
+from you, for I would have society, if I could get what I like, people
+of middle understanding, and middle rank.
+
+Adieu.
+
+
+
+
+JOSEPH ADDISON
+
+1672-1719
+
+
+
+TO ALEXANDER POPE
+
+_Translation of Homer_
+
+
+26 _Oct._ 1713.
+
+I was extremely glad to receive a letter from you, but more so upon
+reading the contents of it. The work you mention will, I dare say,
+very sufficiently recommend itself when your name appears with the
+proposals: and if you think I can any way contribute to the forwarding
+of them, you cannot lay a greater obligation upon me, than by
+employing me in such an office. As I have an ambition of having it
+known that you are my friend, I shall be very proud of showing it by
+this or any other instance. I question not but your translation will
+enrich our tongue, and do honour to our country; for I conclude of
+it already from those performances with which you have obliged the
+public. I would only have you consider how it may most turn to your
+advantage. Excuse my impertinence in this particular, which proceeds
+from my zeal for your ease and happiness. The work would cost you a
+great deal of time, and, unless you undertake it, will, I am afraid,
+never be executed by any other; at least I know none of this age that
+is equal to it besides yourself.
+
+I am at present wholly immersed in country business, and begin to take
+a delight in it. I wish I might hope to see you here some time, and
+will not despair of it, when you engage in a work that will require
+solitude and retirement.
+
+
+
+TO MR. SECRETARY CRAGGS
+
+_A bequest_
+
+
+_June_ 1719.
+
+DEAR SIR,
+
+I cannot wish that any of my writings should last longer than the
+memory of our friendship, and therefore I thus publicly bequeath them
+to you, in return for the many valuable instances of your affection.
+
+That they may come to you with as little disadvantage as possible,
+I have left the care of them to one, whom, by the experience of some
+years, I know well-qualified to answer my intentions. He has already
+the honour and happiness of being under your protection; and as he
+will very much stand in need of it, I cannot wish him better than
+that he may continue to deserve the favour and countenance of such a
+patron.
+
+I have no time to lay out in forming such compliments as would but ill
+suit that familiarity between us which was once my greatest pleasure,
+and will be my greatest honour hereafter. Instead of them, accept of
+my hearty wishes that the great reputation you have acquired so early,
+may increase more and more, and that you may long serve your country
+with those excellent talents and unblemished integrity, which have so
+powerfully recommended you to the most gracious and amiable monarch
+that ever filled a throne. May the frankness and generosity of your
+spirit continue to soften and subdue your enemies, and gain you many
+friends, if possible, as sincere as yourself. When you have found
+such, they cannot wish you more true happiness than I, who am with the
+greatest zeal, dear sir,
+
+Your most entirely affectionate friend
+and faithful obedient servant.
+
+
+
+
+SIR RICHARD STEELE
+
+1672-1729
+
+
+
+TO MARY SCURLOCK
+
+_An explicit declaration_
+
+
+11 _Aug._ 1707.
+
+Madam,--I writ you on Saturday, by Mrs. Warren, and give you this
+trouble to urge the same request I made then; which was, that I may be
+admitted to wait upon you. I should be very far from desiring this if
+it were a transgression of the most severe rules to allow it. I know
+you are very much above the little arts which are frequent in your
+sex, of giving unnecessary torment to their admirers; I therefore hope
+you will do so much justice to the generous passion I have for you, as
+to let me have an opportunity of acquainting you upon what motives
+I pretend to your good opinion. I shall not trouble you with my
+sentiments till I know how they will be received; and as I know no
+reason why the difference of sex should make our language to each
+other differ from the ordinary rules of right reason, I shall affect
+plainness and sincerity in my discourse to you, as much as other
+lovers do perplexity and rapture. Instead of saying 'I shall die for
+you', I profess I should be glad to lead my life with you. You are
+as beautiful, as witty, as prudent, and as good-humoured as any woman
+breathing; but, I must confess to you, I regard all these excellences
+as you will please to direct them for my happiness or misery. With me,
+madam, the only lasting motive to love, is the hope of its becoming
+mutual. I beg of you to let Mrs. Warren send me word when I may attend
+you. I promise you, I will talk of nothing but indifferent things;
+though, at the same time, I know not how I shall approach you in the
+tender moment of first seeing you after this declaration which has
+been made by, madam,
+
+Your most obedient and most faithful
+humble servant.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A pleasing transport_
+
+
+Smith Street, Westminster, 1707.
+
+Madam,--I lay down last night with your image in my thoughts, and
+have awakened this morning in the same contemplation. The pleasing
+transport with which I am delighted has a sweetness in it attended
+with a train of ten thousand soft desires, anxieties, and cares.
+The day arises on my hopes with new brightness; youth, beauty, and
+innocence are the charming objects that steal me from myself, and give
+me joys above the reach of ambition, pride, or glory. Believe me, fair
+one, to throw myself at your feet is giving myself the highest bliss
+I know on earth. Oh, hasten, ye minutes! bring on the happy morning
+wherein to be ever hers will make me look down on thrones! Dear Molly,
+I am tenderly, passionately, faithfully thine.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A lover betrays himself_
+
+
+St. James's Coffee House, 1 _Sept._ 1707
+
+Madam,--It is the hardest thing in the world to be in love, and yet to
+attend to business. As for me, all who speak to me find me out, and I
+must lock myself up, or other people will do it for me.
+
+A gentleman asked me this morning, 'What news from Lisbon?' and I
+answered, 'She's exquisitely handsome.' Another desired to know when I
+had been last at Hampton Court. I replied, 'It will be on Tuesday come
+se'nnight.' Pr'ythee allow me at least to kiss your hand before that
+day, that my mind may be in some composure. O love!
+
+ A thousand torments dwell about thee!
+ Yet who would live to live without thee?
+
+Methinks I could write a volume to you; but all the language on earth
+would fail in saying how much, and with what disinterested passion, I
+am ever yours.
+
+
+
+TO HIS WIFE
+
+_He proposes an outing_
+
+
+Lord Sunderland's Office, 19 May, 1708.
+
+Eleven o'clock.
+
+Dear Prue,--I desire you to get the coach and yourself ready as soon
+as you can conveniently, and call for me here, from whence we will go
+and spend some time together in the fresh air in free conference. Let
+my best periwig be put in the coach-box, and my new shoes, for it is
+a great comfort to be well dressed in agreeable company. You are vital
+life to your obliged, affectionate husband, and humble servant.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_His greatest affliction_
+
+
+12 _Aug._ 1708.
+
+Madam,--I have your letter, wherein you let me know that the little
+dispute we have had is far from being a trouble to you; nevertheless
+I assure you, any disturbance between us is the greatest affliction to
+me imaginable. You talk of the judgement of the world; I shall never
+govern my actions by it, but by the rules of morality and right
+reason. I love you better than the light of my eyes or the life-blood
+in my heart; but you are also to understand that neither my sight
+shall be so far enchanted, nor my affection so much master of me,
+as to make me forget our common interest. To attend my business as
+I ought, and improve my fortune, it is necessary that my time and
+my will should be under no direction but my own.... I write all this
+rather to explain my own thoughts to you, than to answer your letter
+distinctly. I enclose it to you, that upon second thoughts, you may
+see the disrespectful manner in which you treat
+
+Your affectionate, faithful husband.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Four characteristic notes_
+
+
+I
+
+From the Press, one in the morning, 30 _Sept._ 1710.
+
+Dear Prue,--I am very sleepy and tired, but could not think of closing
+my eyes till I had told you I am, dearest creature,
+
+Your most affectionate and faithful husband.
+
+
+II
+
+Bloomsbury Square, 24 _Dec._ 1713.
+
+Dear Prue,--I dine with Lord Halifax and shall be at home half hour
+after six. For thee I die, for thee I languish.
+
+
+III
+
+16 _Feb._ 1716-17.
+
+Dear Prue,--Sober or not, I am ever yours.
+
+
+IV
+
+Thursday, 3 in the afternoon, 2 _May_, 1717.
+
+I had a very painful night last night; but, after a little chocolate
+an hour or two ago, and a chicken for dinner, am much more at ease.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The natural slave of beauty_.
+
+
+20 _June_, 1717.
+
+Dear Prue,--I have yours of the 14th, and am infinitely obliged to you
+for the length of it. I do not know another whom I could commend for
+that circumstance; but where we entirely love, the continuance of
+anything they do to please us is a pleasure. As for your relations,
+once for all, pray take it for granted, that my regard and conduct
+towards all and singular of them shall be as you direct.
+
+I hope, by the grace of God, to continue what you wish me, every
+way, an honest man. My wife and my children are the objects that have
+wholly taken up my heart; and as I am not invited or encouraged in
+anything which regards the public, I am easy under that neglect or
+envy of my past actions, and cheerfully contract that diffusive spirit
+within the interests of my own family. You are the head of us; and I
+stoop to a female reign as being naturally made the slave of beauty.
+But to prepare for our manner of living when we are again together,
+give me leave to say, while I am here at leisure, and come to lie at
+Chelsea, what I think may contribute to our better way of living.
+I very much approve Mrs. Evans and her husband; and if you take my
+advice, I would have them a being in our house, and Mrs. Clark the
+care and inspection of the nursery. I would have you entirely
+at leisure to pass your time with me in diversions, in books, in
+entertainments, and no manner of business intrude upon us but at
+stated times. For, though you are made to be the delight of my eyes,
+and food of all my senses and faculties, yet a turn of care
+and housewifery, and I know not what prepossession against
+conversation-pleasures, robs me of the witty and the handsome woman
+to a degree not to be expressed. I will work my brains and fingers to
+procure us plenty of all things, and demand nothing of you but to take
+delight in agreeable dresses, cheerful discourses, and gay sights,
+attended by me. This may be done by putting the kitchen and the
+nursery in the hands I propose; and I shall have nothing to do but to
+pass as much time at home as I possibly can, in the best company in
+the world. We cannot tell here what to think of the trial of my Lord
+Oxford; if the ministry are in earnest in that, and I should see it
+will be extended to a length of time, I will leave them to themselves,
+and wait upon you. Miss Moll grows a mighty beauty, and she shall be
+very prettily dressed, as likewise shall Betty and Eugene: and if
+I throw away a little money in adorning my brats, I hope you will
+forgive me: they are, I thank God, all very well; and the charming
+form of their mother has tempered the likeness they bear to their
+rough sire, who is, with the greatest fondness,
+
+Your most obliged and obedient husband.
+
+
+
+
+JOHN GAY
+
+1685-1732
+
+
+
+TO JONATHAN SWIFT
+
+_Concerning Gulliver_
+
+
+17 _Nov._ 1726.
+
+About ten days ago a book was published here of the travels of one
+Gulliver, which has been the conversation of the whole town ever
+since: the whole impression sold in a week: and nothing is more
+diverting than to hear the different opinions people give of it,
+though all agree in liking it extremely. It is generally said that you
+are the author; but I am told the bookseller declares, he knows
+not from what hand it came. From the highest to the lowest it is
+universally read, from the cabinet-council to the nursery. The
+politicians to a man agree, that it is free from particular
+reflections, but that the satire on general societies of men is
+too severe. Not but we now and then meet with people of greater
+perspicuity, who are in search for particular applications in every
+leaf; and it is highly probable we shall have keys published to
+give light into Gulliver's design. Lord ---- is the person who least
+approves it, blaming it as a design of evil consequence to depreciate
+human nature, at which it cannot be wondered that he takes most
+offence, being himself the most accomplished of his species, and so
+losing more than any other of that praise which is due both to the
+dignity and virtue of a man. Your friend, my Lord Harcourt, commends
+it very much, though he thinks in some places the matter too far
+carried. The Duchess Dowager of Marlborough is in raptures at it; she
+says she can dream of nothing else since she read it: she declares
+that she has now found out that her whole life has been lost in
+caressing the worst part of mankind, and treating the best as her
+foes: and that if she knew Gulliver, though he had been the worst
+enemy she ever had, she should give up her present acquaintance for
+his friendship. You may see by this, that you are not much injured
+by being supposed the author of this piece. If you are, you have
+disobliged us, and two or three of your best friends, in not giving
+us the least hint of it while you were with us; and in particular Dr.
+Arbuthnot, who says it is ten thousand pities he had not known it, he
+could have added such abundance of things upon every subject. Among
+lady critics, some have found out that Mr. Gulliver had a particular
+malice to maids of honour. Those of them who frequent the church, say
+his design is impious, and that it is depreciating the works of the
+Creator.
+
+Notwithstanding, I am told the princess has read it with great
+pleasure. As to other critics, they think the flying island is the
+least entertaining; and so great an opinion the town have of the
+impossibility of Gulliver's writing at all below himself, it is agreed
+that part was not writ by the same hand, though this has its defenders
+too. It has passed lords and commons, _nemine contradicente_; and the
+whole town, men, women, and children, are quite full of it.
+
+Perhaps I may all this time be talking to you of a book you have never
+seen, and which has not yet reached Ireland; if it has not, I believe
+what we have said will be sufficient to recommend it to your reading,
+and that you will order me to send it to you.
+
+But it will be much better to come over yourself, and read it here,
+where you will have the pleasure of variety of commentators, to
+explain the difficult passages to you.
+
+We all rejoice that you have fixed the precise time of your coming to
+be _cum hirundine prima_; which we modern naturalists pronounce,
+ought to be reckoned, contrary to Pliny, in this northern latitude of
+fifty-two degrees, from the end of February, Styl. Greg., at furthest.
+But to us, your friends, the coming of such a black swallow as you
+will make a summer in the worst of seasons. We are no less glad at
+your mention of Twickenham and Dawley; and in town you know, you have
+a lodging at court.
+
+The princess is clothed in Irish silk; pray give our service to the
+weavers. We are strangely surprised to hear that the bells in Ireland
+ring without your money. I hope you do not write the thing that is
+not. We are afraid that B---- hath been guilty of that crime, that you
+(like a houyhnhnm) have treated him as a yahoo, and discarded him your
+service. I fear you do not understand these modish terms, which every
+creature now understands but yourself.
+
+You tell us your wine is bad, and that the clergy do not frequent your
+house, which we look upon to be tautology. The best advice we can give
+you is, to make them a present of your wine, and come away to better.
+
+You fancy we envy you, but you are mistaken; we envy those you are
+with, for we cannot envy the man we love. Adieu.
+
+
+
+
+ALEXANDER POPE
+
+1688-1744
+
+
+
+TO WILLIAM WYCHERLEY
+
+_Dryden and his critics_
+
+
+Binfield in Windsor Forest, 26 _Dec_. 1704.
+
+It was certainly a great satisfaction to me to see and converse with
+a man, whom in his writings I had so long known with pleasure; but
+it was a high addition to it, to hear you, at our very first meeting,
+doing justice to your dead friend Mr. Dryden. I was not so happy as to
+know him: _Virgilium tantum vidi_. Had I been born early enough I
+must have known and loved him: for I have been assured, not only
+by yourself, but by Mr. Congreve and Sir William Trumbul, that his
+personal qualities were as amiable as his poetical, notwithstanding
+the many libellous misrepresentations of them, against which the
+former of these gentlemen has told me he will one day vindicate him. I
+suppose those injuries were begun by the violence of party, but it
+is no doubt they were continued by envy at his success and fame. And
+those scribblers who attacked him in his latter times, were only like
+gnats in a summer's evening, which are never very troublesome but in
+the finest and most glorious season; for his fire, like the sun's,
+shined clearest towards its setting.
+
+You must not therefore imagine, that when you told me my own
+performances were above those critics, I was so vain as to believe it;
+and yet I may not be so humble as to think myself quite below their
+notice. For critics, as they are birds of prey, have ever a natural
+inclination to carrion: and though such poor writers as I are but
+beggars, no beggar is so poor but he can keep a cur, and no author
+is so beggarly but he can keep a critic. I am far from thinking the
+attacks of such people any honour or dishonour even to me, much less
+to Mr. Dryden. I agree with you that whatever lesser wits have arisen
+since his death are but like stars appearing when the sun is set, that
+twinkle only in his absence, and with the rays they have borrowed
+from him. Our wit (as you call it) is but reflection or imitation,
+therefore scarce to be called ours. True wit, I believe, may be
+defined a justness of thought, and a facility of expression....
+However, this is far from a complete definition; pray help me to a
+better, as I doubt not you can.
+
+
+
+TO JOSEPH ADDISON
+
+_A few thoughts from a rambling head_
+
+
+14 _Dec_. 1713.
+
+I have been lying in wait for my own imagination, this week and more,
+and watching what thoughts came up in the whirl of the fancy, that
+were worth communicating to you in a letter. But I am at length
+convinced that my rambling head can produce nothing of that sort; so
+I must e'en be content with telling you the old story, that I love
+you heartily. I have often found by experience, that nature and
+truth, though never so low or vulgar, are yet pleasing when openly and
+artlessly represented: it would be diverting to me to read the very
+letters of an infant, could it write its innocent inconsistencies and
+tautologies just as it thought them. This makes me hope a letter from
+me will not be unwelcome to you, when I am conscious I write with more
+unreservedness than ever man wrote, or perhaps talked, to another. I
+trust your good nature with the whole range of my follies, and really
+love you so well, that I would rather you should pardon me than esteem
+me; since one is an act of goodness and benevolence, the other a kind
+of constrained deference.
+
+You cannot wonder my thoughts are scarce consistent, when I tell you
+how they are distracted. Every hour of my life my mind is strangely
+divided; this minute perhaps I am above the stars, with a thousand
+systems round about me, looking forward into a vast abyss, and
+losing my whole comprehension in the boundless space of creation, in
+dialogues with Whiston and the astronomers; the next moment I am below
+all trifles, grovelling with T---- in the very centre of nonsense: now
+I am recreated with the brisk sallies and quick turns of wit, which
+Mr. Steele, in his liveliest and freest humours, darts about him; and
+now levelling my application to the insignificant observations and
+quirks of grammar of C---- and D----.
+
+Good God! what an incongruous animal is man! how unsettled in his best
+part, his soul; and how changing and variable in his frame of body!
+the constancy of the one shook by every notion, the temperament of the
+other affected by every blast of wind! What is he, altogether, but a
+mighty inconsistency; sickness and pain is the lot of one half of him,
+doubt and fear the portion of the other! What a bustle we make about
+passing our time when all our space is but a point! what aims and
+ambitions are crowded into this little instant of our life, which
+(as Shakespeare finely worded it) is rounded with a sleep! Our whole
+extent of being is no more, in the eye of Him who gave it, than a
+scarce perceptible moment of duration. Those animals whose circle of
+living is limited to three or four hours, as the naturalists tell us,
+are yet as long-lived, and possess as wide a field of action as man,
+if we consider him with a view to all space and all eternity. Who
+knows what plots, what achievements a mite may perform in his kingdom
+of a grain of dust, within his life of some minutes; and of how much
+less consideration than even this, is the life of man in the sight of
+God, who is for ever and ever?
+
+Who that thinks in this train, but must see the world, and its
+contemptible grandeurs, lessen before him at every thought? It is
+enough to make one remain stupefied in a poise of inaction, void of
+all desires, of all designs, of all friendships.
+
+But we must return (through our very condition of being) to our narrow
+selves, and those things that affect ourselves: our passions, our
+interests flow in upon us and unphilosophize us into mere mortals. For
+my part, I never return so much into myself, as when I think of
+you, whose friendship is one of the best comforts I have for the
+insignificancy of myself.
+
+
+
+TO JONATHAN SWIFT
+
+_Friends to posterity_
+
+
+23 _March_, 1727-8.
+
+I send you a very odd thing, a paper printed in Boston, in New
+England, wherein you will find a real person, a member of their
+parliament, of the name of Jonathan Gulliver. If the fame of that
+traveller has travelled thither, it has travelled very quick, to have
+folks christened already by the name of the supposed author. But if
+you object that no child so lately christened could be arrived at
+years of maturity to be elected into parliament, I reply (to solve the
+riddle) that the person is an Anabaptist, and not christened till
+full age, which sets all right. However it be, the accident is very
+singular that these two names should be united.
+
+Mr. Gay's opera has been acted near forty days running, and will
+certainly continue the whole season. So he has more than a fence about
+his thousand pounds; he will soon be thinking of a fence about his two
+thousand. Shall no one of us live as we would wish each other to live?
+Shall he have no annuity, you no settlement on this side, and I
+no prospect of getting to you on the other? This world is made for
+Caesar,--as Cato said, for ambitious, false, or flattering people to
+domineer in; nay, they would not, by their good will, leave us our
+very books, thoughts, or words in quiet. I despise the world yet, I
+assure you, more than either Gay or you, and the court more than all
+the rest of the world. As for those scribblers for whom you apprehend
+I would suppress my _Dulness_ (which, by the way, for the future you
+are to call by a more pompous name, the _Dunciad_), how much that nest
+of hornets are my regard will easily appear to you when you read the
+_Treatise of the Bathos_.
+
+At all adventures, yours and mine shall stand linked as friends
+to posterity, both in verse and prose, and (as Tully calls it) _in
+consuetudine studiorum_. Would to God our persons could but as well
+and as surely be inseparable! I find my other ties dropping from me;
+some worn off, some torn off, some relaxing daily: my greatest, both
+by duty, gratitude, and humanity, time is shaking every moment, and
+it now hangs but by a thread! I am many years the older for living so
+much with one so old; much the more helpless for having been so long
+helped and tendered by her; much the more considerate and tender, for
+a daily commerce with one who required me justly to be both to her;
+and consequently the more melancholy and thoughtful; and the less fit
+for others, who want only in a companion or a friend to be amused or
+entertained. My constitution too has had its share of decay as well as
+my spirits, and I am as much in the decline at forty as you at sixty.
+I believe we should be fit to live together could I get a little more
+health, which might make me not quite insupportable. Your deafness
+would agree with my dulness; you would not want me to speak when
+you could not hear. But God forbid you should be as destitute of the
+social comforts of life as I must when I lose my mother; or that ever
+you should lose your more useful acquaintance so utterly, as to turn
+your thoughts to such a broken reed as I am, who could so ill supply
+your wants. I am extremely troubled at the return of your deafness;
+you cannot be too particular in the accounts of your health to me;
+everything you do or say in this kind obliges me, nay, delights me,
+to see the justice you do me in thinking me concerned in all your
+concerns; so that though the pleasantest thing you can tell me be that
+you are better or easier; next to that it pleases me that you make me
+the person you would complain to.
+
+As the obtaining the love of valuable men is the happiest end I
+know of this life, so the next felicity is to get rid of fools and
+scoundrels; which I cannot but own to you was one part of my design in
+falling upon these authors, whose incapacity is not greater than their
+insincerity, and of whom I have always found (if I may quote myself),
+
+ That each bad author is as bad a friend.
+
+This poem will rid me of these insects.
+
+ Cedite, Romani scriptores, cedite, Graii;
+ _Nescio quid_ maius nascitur Iliade.
+
+I mean than _my Iliad_; and I call it _Nescio quid_, which is a degree
+of modesty; but however, if it silence these fellows, it must be
+something greater than any _Iliad_ in Christendom. Adieu.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A farming friend, and the Dunciad_
+
+
+Dawley, 28 _June_, 1728.
+
+I now hold the pen for my Lord Bolingbroke, who is reading your
+letter between two haycocks, but his attention is somewhat diverted by
+casting his eyes on the clouds, not in admiration of what you say,
+but for fear of a shower. He is pleased with your placing him in the
+triumvirate between yourself and me: though he says, that he doubts he
+shall fare like Lepidus, while one of us runs away with all the power,
+like Augustus, and another with all the pleasures, like Anthony. It is
+upon a foresight of this that he has fitted up his farm, and you will
+agree that his scheme of retreat at least is not founded upon weak
+appearances. Upon his return from the Bath, all peccant humours, he
+finds, are purged out of him; and his great temperance and economy are
+so signal, that the first is fit for my constitution, and the latter
+would enable you to lay up so much money as to buy a bishopric in
+England. As to the return of his health and vigour, were you here, you
+might inquire of his haymakers; but as to his temperance, I can answer
+that (for one whole day) we have had nothing for dinner but mutton
+broth, beans, and bacon, and a barn-door fowl.
+
+Now his lordship is run after his cart, I have a moment left to myself
+to tell you, that I overheard him yesterday agree with a painter
+for £200, to paint his country hall with trophies of rakes, spades,
+prongs, &c., and other ornaments, merely to countenance his calling
+this place a farm--now turn over a new leaf.
+
+He bids me assure you, he should be sorry not to have more schemes of
+kindness for his friends than of ambition for himself; there, though
+his schemes may be weak, the motives at least are strong; and he
+says farther, if you could bear as great a fall and decrease of your
+revenues, as he knows by experience he can, you would not live in
+Ireland an hour.
+
+The _Dunciad_ is going to be printed in all pomp, with the
+inscription, which makes me proudest. It will be attended with
+_proeme, prolegomena, testimonia scriptorum, index authorum_, and
+notes _variorum_. As to the latter, I desire you to read over the
+text, and make a few in any way you like best; whether dry raillery,
+upon the style and way of commenting of trivial critics; or humourous,
+upon the authors in the poem; or historical, of persons, places,
+times; or explanatory, or collecting the parallel passages of the
+ancients. Adieu. I am pretty well, my mother not ill, Dr. Arbuthnot
+vexed with his fever by intervals; I am afraid he declines, and we
+shall lose a worthy man: I am troubled about him very much.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_An invitation to England_
+
+
+23 _March_, 1736-7.
+
+Though you were never to write to me, yet what you desired in your
+last, that I would write often to you, would be a very easy task: for
+every day I talk with you, and of you, in my heart; and I need only
+set down what that is thinking of. The nearer I find myself verging to
+that period of life which is to be labour and sorrow, the more I prop
+myself upon those few supports that are left me. People in this state
+are like props indeed; they cannot stand alone, but two or more of
+them can stand, leaning and bearing upon one another. I wish you and I
+might pass this part of life together. My only necessary care is at
+an end. I am now my own master too much; my house is too large; my
+gardens furnish too much wood and provision for my use. My servants
+are sensible and tender of me; they have intermarried, and are become
+rather low friends than servants; and to all those that I see here
+with pleasure, they take a pleasure in being useful. I conclude this
+is your case too in your domestic life, and I sometimes think of your
+old housekeeper as my nurse, though I tremble at the sea, which only
+divides us. As your fears are not so great as mine, and I firmly hope
+your strength still much greater, is it utterly impossible it might
+once more be some pleasure to you to see England? My sole motive in
+proposing France to meet in, was the narrowness of the passage by sea
+from hence, the physicians having told me the weakness of my breast,
+&c., is such, as a sea-sickness might endanger my life. Though one or
+two of our friends are gone since you saw your native country, there
+remain a few more who will last so till death; and who I cannot but
+hope have an attractive power to draw you back to a country which
+cannot quite be sunk or enslaved, while such spirits remain. And let
+me tell you, there are a few more of the same spirit, who would awaken
+all your old ideas, and revive your hopes of her future recovery and
+virtue. These look up to you with reverence, and would be animated by
+the sight of him at whose soul they have taken fire in his writings,
+and derived from thence as much love of their species as is consistent
+with a contempt for the knaves in it.
+
+I could never be weary, except at the eyes, of writing to you; but my
+real reason (and a strong one it is) for doing it so seldom, is fear;
+fear of a very great and experienced evil, that of my letters being
+kept by the partiality of friends, and passing into the hands and
+malice of enemies, who publish them with all their imperfections on
+their head, so that I write not on the common terms of honest men.
+
+Would to God you would come over with Lord Orrery, whose care of you
+in the voyage I could so certainly depend on; and bring with you your
+old housekeeper and two or three servants. I have room for all, a
+heart for all, and (think what you will) a fortune for all. We could,
+were we together, contrive to make our last days easy, and leave some
+sort of monument, what friends two wits could be in spite of all the
+fools in the world. Adieu.
+
+
+
+
+SAMUEL RICHARDSON
+
+1689-1761
+
+
+
+TO MISS MULSO
+
+_A discussion on love_
+
+
+3 _Sept_. 1751.
+
+In another place, you are offended with the word gratitude; as if your
+idea of love excluded gratitude.
+
+And further on, you are offended that I call this same passion 'a
+little selfish passion'.
+
+And you say that you have known few girls, and still fewer men, whom
+you have thought 'capable of being in love'.
+
+'By this', proceed you, 'you will see that my ideas of the word love
+are different from yours, when you call it a little selfish passion.'
+
+Now, madam, if that passion is not little and selfish that makes two
+vehement souls prefer the gratification of each other, often to a
+sense of duty, and always to the whole world without them, be pleased
+to tell me what is? And pray be so good as to define to me what the
+noble passion is, of which so few people of either sex are capable.
+Give me your ideas of it.
+
+I put not this question as a puzzler, a bamboozler, but purely for
+information; and that I may make my Sir Charles susceptible of the
+generous (may I say generous?) flame, and yet know what he is about,
+yet be a reasonable man.
+
+Harriet's passion is founded in gratitude for relief given her in a
+great exigence. But the man who rescued her is not, it seems, to have
+such a word as gratitude in his head, in return for her love.
+
+I repeat, that I will please you if I can; please you, Miss Mulso,
+I here mean (before I meant not you particularly, my dear, but your
+sex), in Sir Charles's character; and I sincerely declare, that I
+would rather form his character to your liking, than to the liking of
+three parts out of four of the persons I am acquainted with.
+
+You are one of my best girls, and best judges. Of whom have I the
+opinion that I have of Miss Mulso on these nice subjects?--I ask
+therefore repeatedly for your definition of the passion which you
+dignify by the word noble; and from which you exclude everything mean,
+little, or selfish.
+
+And you really think it marvellous that a young woman should find a
+man of exalted merit to be in love with? Why, truly, I am half of your
+mind; for how should people find what, in general, they do not seek?
+Yet what good creatures are many girls! They will be in love for all
+that.
+
+Why, yes, to be sure, they would be glad of a Sir Charles Grandison,
+and prefer him even to a Lovelace, were he capable of being terribly
+in love. And yet, I know one excellent girl who is afraid 'that ladies
+in general will think him too wise'.--Dear, dear girls, help me to a
+few monkey-tricks to throw into his character, in order to shield him
+from contempt for his wisdom.
+
+'It is one of my maxims,' you say, 'that people even of bad hearts
+will admire and love people of good ones.' Very true!--and yet
+admiration and love, in the sense before us, do not always shake
+hands, except at parting, and with an intention never to meet again. I
+have known women who professed to admire good men, but have chosen
+to marry men--not so good, when lovers of both sorts have tendered
+themselves to their acceptance. There is something very pretty in the
+sound of the word wild, added to the word fellow; and good sense is
+a very grateful victim to be sacrificed on the altar of love. Fervour
+and extravagance in expressions will please. How shall a woman,
+who, moreover, loves to be admired, know a man's heart, but from
+his lips?--Let him find flattery, and she will find credulity. Sweet
+souls! can they be always contradicting?
+
+You believe it is not in human nature, however depraved, to prefer
+evil to good in another, whatever people may do in themselves. Why, no
+one would really think so, did not experience convince us that many,
+very many young women, in the article of marriage, though not before
+thought to be very depraved, are taken by this green sickness of the
+soul, and prefer dirt and rubbish to wholesome diet. The result of the
+matter is this, with very many young women: they will admire a good
+man, but they will marry a bad one. Are not rakes pretty fellows?
+
+But one thing let me add, to comfort you in relation to Harriet's
+difficulties: I intend to make her shine by her cordial approbation,
+as she goes along, of every good action of her beloved. She is
+humbled by her love (suspense in love is a mortifier) to think herself
+inferior to his sisters; but I intend to raise her above them, even
+in her own just opinion; and when she shines out the girl worthy of
+a man, not exalt, but reward her, and at the same time make him think
+himself highly rewarded by the love of so frank and so right an heart.
+
+There now!--Will that do, my Miss Mulso?
+
+I laid indeed a heavy hand on the good Clarissa. But I had begun with
+her, with a view to the future saint in her character; and could she,
+but by sufferings, shine as she does?
+
+Do you, my dear child, look upon me as your paternal friend.
+
+
+
+
+LADY MARY WORTLEY MONTAGU
+
+1689-1762
+
+
+
+TO THE COUNTESS OF MAR
+
+_The Viennese court_
+
+
+Vienna, 14 _Sept_. o.s. [1716].
+
+Though I have so lately troubled you, my dear sister, with a long
+letter, yet I will keep my promise in giving you an account of my
+first going to court.
+
+In order to that ceremony, I was squeezed up in a gown, and adorned
+with a gorget and the other implements thereunto belonging: a dress
+very inconvenient, but which certainly shews the neck and shape
+to great advantage. I cannot forbear in this place giving you some
+description of the fashions here, which are more monstrous and
+contrary to all common sense and reason, than 'tis possible for you
+to imagine. They build certain fabrics of gauze on their heads about
+a yard high, consisting of three or four stories, fortified with
+numberless yards of heavy ribbon. The foundation of this structure is
+a thing they call a _Bourle_, which is exactly of the same shape
+and kind, but about four times as big, as those rolls our prudent
+milk-maids make use of to fix their pails upon. This machine they
+cover with their own hair, which they mix with a great deal of false,
+it being a particular beauty to have their heads too large to go into
+a moderate tub. Their hair is prodigiously powdered, to conceal the
+mixture, and set out with three or four rows of bodkins (wonderfully
+large, that stick two or three inches from their hair), made of
+diamonds, pearls, red, green, and yellow stones, that it certainly
+requires as much art and experience to carry the load upright, as to
+dance upon May-day with the garland. Their whalebone petticoats outdo
+ours by several yards circumference, and cover some acres of ground.
+
+You may easily suppose how much this extraordinary dress sets off and
+improves the natural ugliness with which God Almighty has been pleased
+to endow them all generally. Even the lovely empress herself is
+obliged to comply, in some degree, with these absurd fashions, which
+they would not quit for all the world. I had a private audience
+(according to ceremony) of half an hour, and then all the other ladies
+were permitted to come make their court. I was perfectly charmed
+with the empress: I cannot, however, tell you that her features are
+regular; her eyes are not large, but have a lively look, full of
+sweetness; her complexion the finest I ever saw; her nose and forehead
+well-made, but her mouth has ten thousand charms that touch the
+soul. When she smiles, 'tis with a beauty and sweetness that force
+adoration. She has a vast quantity of fine fair hair; but then her
+person!--one must speak of it poetically to do it rigid justice; all
+that the poets have said of the mien of Juno, the air of Venus, comes
+not up to the truth. The Graces move with her; the famous statue of
+Medicis was not formed with more delicate proportion; nothing can be
+added to the beauty of her neck and hands. Till I saw them, I did not
+believe there were any in nature so perfect, and I was almost sorry
+that my rank here did not permit me to kiss them; but they are kissed
+sufficiently; for every body that waits on her pays that homage at
+their entrance, and when they take leave.
+
+When the ladies were come in, she sat down to Quinze. I could not play
+at a game I had never seen before, and she ordered me a seat at her
+right hand, and had the goodness to talk to me very much, with that
+grace so natural to her. I expected every moment when the men were to
+come in to pay their court; but this drawing-room is very different
+from that of England; no man enters it but the old grand-master, who
+comes in to advertize the empress of the approach of the emperor.
+His imperial majesty did me the honour of speaking to me in a very
+obliging manner; but he never speaks to any of the other ladies; and
+the whole passes with a gravity and air of ceremony that has something
+very formal in it.
+
+The empress Amelia, dowager of the late emperor Joseph, came
+this evening to wait on the reigning empress, followed by the two
+archduchesses her daughters, who are very agreeable young princesses.
+Their imperial majesties rise and go to meet her at the door of the
+room, after which she is seated in an armed chair, next the empress,
+and in the same manner at supper, and there the men had the permission
+of paying their Court. The archduchesses sit on chairs with backs
+without arms. The table is entirely served, and all the dishes set on
+by the empress's maids of honour, which are twelve young ladies of the
+first quality. They have no salary, but their chambers at court, where
+they live in a sort of confinement, not being suffered to go to the
+assemblies or public places in town, except in compliment to the
+wedding of a sister maid, whom the empress always presents with her
+picture set in diamonds. The three first of them are called _Ladies
+of the Key_, and wear gold keys by their sides; but what I find most
+pleasant, is the custom which obliges them, as long as they live,
+after they have left the empress's service, to make her some present
+every year on the day of her feast. Her majesty is served by no
+married women but the _grande maîtresse_, who is generally a widow of
+the first quality, always very old, and is at the same time groom of
+the stole, and mother of the maids. The dresses are not at all in the
+figure they pretend to in England, being looked upon no otherwise than
+as downright chambermaids.
+
+I had audience next day of the empress mother, a princess of great
+virtue and goodness, but who piques herself so much on a violent
+devotion; she is perpetually performing extraordinary acts of penance,
+without having ever done anything to deserve them. She has the same
+number of maids of honour, whom she suffers to go in colours; but she
+herself never quits her mourning; and sure nothing can be more dismal
+than the mourning here, even for a brother. There is not the least bit
+of linen to be seen; all black crape instead of it. The neck, ears,
+and side of the face covered with a plaited piece of the same stuff,
+and the face that peeps out in the midst of it, looks as if it were
+pilloried. The widows wear, over and above, a crape forehead cloth;
+and in this solemn weed go to all the public places of diversion
+without scruple. The next day I was to wait on the empress Amelia, who
+is now at her palace of retirement half a mile from the town. I had
+there the pleasure of seeing a diversion wholly new to me, but which
+is the common amusement of this court. The empress herself was seated
+on a little throne at the end of a fine alley in the garden, and on
+each side of her were ranged two parties of her ladies of honour with
+other young ladies of quality, headed by the two young archduchesses,
+all dressed in their hair full of jewels, with fine light guns in
+their hands; and at proper distances were placed three oval pictures,
+which were the marks to be shot at. The first was that of a CUPID,
+filling a bumper of Burgundy, and this motto, '_Tis easy to be valiant
+here_. The second a FORTUNE, holding a garland in her hand, the motto,
+_For her whom Fortune favours_. The third was a SWORD, with a laurel
+wreath on the point, the motto, _Here is no shame to the vanquished_.
+Near the empress was a gilded trophy wreathed with flowers, and made
+of little crooks, on which were hung rich Turkish handkerchiefs,
+tippets, ribbons, laces, etc., for the small prizes. The empress gave
+the first with her own hand, which was a fine ruby ring set round
+with diamonds, in a gold snuff-box. There was for the second, a little
+Cupid set with brilliants; and besides these, a set of fine china for
+a tea-table enchased in gold, japan trunks, fans, and many gallantries
+of the same nature. All the men of quality at Vienna were spectators;
+but only the ladies had permission to shoot, and the Archduchess
+Amelia carried off the first prize. I was very well pleased with
+having seen this entertainment, and I do not know but it might make as
+good a figure as the prize-shooting in the _Eneid_, if I could write
+as well as Virgil. This is the favourite pleasure of the emperor, and
+there is rarely a week without some feast of this kind, which makes
+the young ladies skilful enough to defend a fort, and they laughed
+very much to see me afraid to handle a gun.
+
+My dear sister, you will easily pardon an abrupt conclusion. I
+believe, by this time, you are ready to fear I would never conclude at
+all.
+
+
+
+To MRS. SARAH CHISWELL
+
+_Ingrafting for small-pox_
+
+
+Adrianople, 1 _April_, O.S. [1717].
+
+In my opinion, dear S., I ought rather to quarrel with you for not
+answering my Nimeguen letter of August till December, than to excuse
+my not writing again till now. I am sure there is on my side a very
+good excuse for silence, having gone such tiresome land-journeys,
+though I don't find the conclusion of them so bad as you seem to
+imagine. I am very easy here, and not in the solitude you fancy me.
+The great number of Greek, French, English, and Italians, that are
+under our protection, make their court to me from morning till night;
+and, I'll assure you, are many of them very fine ladies; for there is
+no possibility for a Christian to live easily under this government
+but by the protection of an embassador--and the richer they are, the
+greater their danger.
+
+Those dreadful stories you have heard of the plague have very little
+foundation in truth. I own I have much ado to reconcile myself to the
+sound of a word which has always given me such terrible ideas, though
+I am convinced there is little more in it than a fever. As a proof we
+passed through two or three towns most violently infected. In the
+very next house where we lay (in one of them) two persons died of it.
+Luckily for me, I knew nothing of the matter; and I was made believe,
+that our second cook who fell ill here, had only a great cold.
+However, we left our doctor to take care of him, and yesterday they
+both arrived here in good health; and now I am let into the secret
+that he has had the _plague_. There are many that escape it; neither
+is the air ever infected. I am persuaded that it would be as easy to
+root it out here as out of Italy and France; but it does so little
+mischief, they are not very solicitous about it, and are content to
+suffer this distemper instead of our variety, which they are utterly
+unacquainted with.
+
+_A propos_ of distempers: I am going to tell you a thing that I am
+sure will make you wish yourself here. The small-pox, so fatal and
+so general among us, is here entirely harmless by the invention of
+_ingrafting_, which is the term they give it. There is a set of
+old women who make it their business to perform the operation every
+autumn, in the month of September, when the great heat is abated.
+People send to one another to know if any of their family has a mind
+to have the small-pox: they make parties for this purpose, and when
+they are met (commonly fifteen or sixteen together) the old woman
+comes with a nut-shell full of the matter of the best sort of
+small-pox, and asks what veins you please to have opened. She
+immediately rips open that you offer to her with a large needle (which
+gives you no more pain than a common scratch), and puts into the vein
+as much venom as can lie upon the head of her needle, and after that
+binds up the little wound with a hollow bit of shell; and in this
+manner opens four or five veins. The Grecians have commonly the
+superstition of opening one in the middle of the forehead, in each
+arm, and on the breast, to mark the sign of the cross; but this has
+a very ill effect, all these wounds leaving little scars, and is not
+done by those that are not superstitious, who choose to have them in
+the legs, or that part of the arm that is concealed. The children
+or young patients play together all the rest of the day, and are in
+perfect health to the eighth. Then the fever begins to seize them,
+and they keep their beds two days, very seldom three. They have very
+rarely above twenty or thirty in their faces, which never mark; and in
+eight days' time they are as well as before their illness. Where they
+are wounded, there remain running sores during the distemper, which I
+don't doubt is a great relief to it. Every year thousands undergo this
+operation; and the French embassador says pleasantly, that they take
+the small-pox here by way of diversion, as they take the waters in
+other countries. There is no example of any one that has died in it;
+and you may believe I am very well satisfied of the safety of the
+experiment, since I intend to try it on my dear little son.
+
+I am patriot enough to take pains to bring this useful invention into
+fashion in England; and I should not fail to write to some of our
+doctors very particularly about it, if I knew any one of them that
+I thought had virtue enough to destroy such a considerable branch
+of their revenue for the good of mankind. But that distemper is too
+beneficial to them not to expose to all their resentment the hardy
+wight that should undertake to put an end to it. Perhaps, if I live
+to return, I may, however, have courage to war with them. Upon this
+occasion admire the heroism in the heart of your friend.
+
+
+
+
+TO THE COUNTESS OF BRISTOL
+
+_The Grand Signior a slave_
+
+
+Adrianople, 1 _April_, o.s. 1717.
+
+As I never can forget the smallest of your ladyship's commands, my
+first business here has been to inquire after the stuffs you ordered
+me to look for, without being able to find what you would like. The
+difference of the dress here and at London is so great, the same sort
+of things are not proper for _caftans_ and _manteaus_. However, I will
+not give over my search, but renew it again at Constantinople, though
+I have reason to believe there is nothing finer than what is to
+be found here, being the present residence of the court. The Grand
+Signior's eldest daughter was married some few days before I came; and
+upon that occasion the Turkish ladies display all their magnificence.
+The bride was conducted to her husband's house in very great
+splendour. She is widow of the late Vizier, who was killed at
+Peterwaradin, though that ought rather to be called a contract than a
+marriage, not having ever lived with him: however, the greatest part
+of his wealth is hers. He had the permission of visiting her in the
+seraglio; and, being one of the handsomest men in the empire, had very
+much engaged her affections.--When she saw this second husband, who is
+at least fifty, she could not forbear bursting into tears. He is a man
+of merit, and the declared favourite of the Sultan (which they call
+_mosáyp_); but that is not enough to make him pleasing in the eyes of
+a girl of thirteen.
+
+The government here is entirely in the hands of the army: and the
+Grand Signior, with all his absolute power, as much a slave as any of
+his subjects, and trembles at a janissary's frown. Here is, indeed,
+a much greater appearance of subjection than among us: a minister of
+state is not spoken to, but upon the knee; should a reflection on his
+conduct be dropped in a coffee-house (for they have spies everywhere),
+the house would be razed to the ground, and perhaps the whole company
+put to the torture. No huzzaing mobs, senseless pamphlets, and tavern
+disputes about politics:
+
+ A consequential ill that freedom draws;
+ A bad effect,--but from a noble cause.
+
+None of our harmless calling names! but when a minister here
+displeases the people, in three hours' time he is dragged even from
+his master's arms. They cut off his hands, head, and feet, and throw
+them before the palace gate, with all the respect in the world; while
+that Sultan (to whom they all profess an unlimited adoration) sits
+trembling in his apartment, and dare neither defend nor revenge his
+favourite. This is the blessed condition of the most absolute monarch
+upon earth, who owns no _law_ but his _will_. I cannot help wishing,
+in the loyalty of my heart, that the parliament would send hither a
+ship-load of your passive-obedient men, that they might see arbitrary
+government in its clearest strongest light, where it is hard to judge
+whether the prince, people, or ministers, are most miserable. I could
+make many reflections on this subject; but I know, madam, your own
+good sense has already furnished you with better than I am capable of.
+
+I went yesterday with the French embassadors to see the Grand Signior
+in his passage to the mosque. He was preceded by a numerous guard of
+janissaries, with vast white feathers on their heads, _spahis_
+and _bostangees_ (these are foot and horse guards), and the royal
+gardeners, which are a very considerable body of men, dressed in
+different habits of fine lively colours, that, at a distance,
+they appeared like a parterre of tulips. After them the aga of the
+janissaries, in a robe of purple velvet, lined with silver tissue,
+his horse led by two slaves richly dressed. Next him the _Kyzlár-aga_
+(your ladyship knows this is the chief guardian of the seraglio
+ladies) in a deep yellow cloth (which suited very well to his black
+face) lined with sables, and last his Sublimity himself, in green
+lined with the fur of a black Muscovite fox, which is supposed worth
+a thousand pounds sterling, mounted on a fine horse, with furniture
+embroidered with jewels. Six more horses richly furnished were led
+after him; and two of his principal courtiers bore, one his gold, and
+the other his silver coffee-pot, on a staff; another carried a silver
+stool on his head for him to sit on.
+
+It would be too tedious to tell your ladyship the various dresses
+and turbans by which their rank is distinguished; but they were
+all extremely rich and gay, to the number of some thousands; that,
+perhaps, there cannot be seen a more beautiful procession. The Sultan
+appeared to us a handsome man of about forty, with a very graceful
+air, but something severe in his countenance, his eyes very full and
+black. He happened to stop under the window where we stood, and (I
+suppose being told who we were) looked upon us very attentively,
+that we had full leisure to consider him, and the French embassadress
+agreed with me as to his good mien: I see that lady very often; she is
+young, and her conversation would be a great relief to me, if I could
+persuade her to live without those forms and ceremonies that make
+life formal and tiresome. But she is so delighted with her guards, her
+four-and-twenty footmen, gentlemen ushers, etc., that she would rather
+die than make me a visit without them: not to reckon a coachful of
+attending damsels yclep'd maids of honour. What vexes me is, that as
+long as she will visit with a troublesome equipage, I am obliged to do
+the same: however, our mutual interest makes us much together.
+
+I went with her the other day all round the town, in an open gilt
+chariot, with our joint train of attendants, preceded by our guards,
+who might have summoned the people to see what they had never seen,
+nor ever would see again--two young Christian embassadresses never yet
+having been in this country at the same time, nor I believe ever will
+again. Your ladyship may easily imagine that we drew a vast crowd
+of spectators, but all silent as death. If any of them had taken the
+liberties of our mob upon any strange sight, our janissaries had made
+no scruple of falling on them with their scimitars, without danger for
+so doing, being above law.
+
+Yet these people have some good qualities; they are very zealous and
+faithful where they serve, and look upon it as their business to fight
+for you upon all occasions. Of this I had a very pleasant instance in
+a village on this side Philipopolis, where we were met by our domestic
+guard. I happened to bespeak pigeons for my supper, upon which one of
+my janissaries went immediately to the Cadi (the chief civil officer
+of the town), and ordered him to send in some dozens. The poor man
+answered that he had already sent about, but could get none. My
+janissary, in the height of his zeal for my service, immediately
+locked him up prisoner in his room, telling him he deserved death for
+his impudence, in offering to excuse his not obeying my command; but,
+out of respect to me, he would not punish him but by my order, and
+accordingly, came very gravely to me, to ask what should be done to
+him; adding, by way of compliment, that if I pleased he would bring me
+his head. This may give you some idea of the unlimited power of these
+fellows, who are all sworn brothers, and bound to revenge the injuries
+done to one another, whether at Cairo, Aleppo, or any part of the
+world; and this inviolable league makes them so powerful, that the
+greatest man at court never speaks to them but in a flattering
+tone; and in Asia, any man that is rich is forced to enrol himself a
+janissary, to secure his estate.
+
+But I have already said enough; and I dare swear, dear madam, that, by
+this time, 'tis a very comfortable reflection to you that there is no
+possibility of your receiving such a tedious letter but once in
+six months; 'tis that consideration has given me the assurance to
+entertain you so long, and will, I hope, plead the excuse of, dear
+madam, &c.
+
+
+
+To THE COUNTESS OF MAR
+
+_The Grand Vizier's lady_
+
+
+Adrianople, 18 _April_, O.S. [1717].
+
+I wrote to you, dear sister, and to all my other English
+correspondents, by the last ship, and only Heaven can tell when I
+shall have another opportunity of sending to you; but I cannot forbear
+writing, though perhaps my letter may lie upon my hands this two
+months. To confess the truth, my head is so full of my entertainment
+yesterday, that 'tis absolutely necessary for my own repose to give it
+some vent. Without farther preface, I will then begin my story. I was
+invited to dine with the Grand Vizier's lady, and it was with a great
+deal of pleasure I prepared myself for an entertainment which was
+never given before to any Christian. I thought I should very little
+satisfy her curiosity (which I did not doubt was a considerable
+motive to the invitation) by going in a dress she was used to see, and
+therefore dressed myself in the court habit of Vienna, which is much
+more magnificent than ours. However, I chose to go _incognita_, to
+avoid any disputes about ceremony, and went in a Turkish coach, only
+attended by my woman that held up my train, and the Greek lady who was
+my interpretress. I was met at the court door by her black eunuch,
+who helped me out of the coach with great respect, and conducted me
+through several rooms, where her she-slaves, finely dressed, were
+ranged on each side. In the innermost I found the lady sitting on her
+sofa, in a sable vest. She advanced to meet me, and presented me half
+a dozen of her friends with great civility. She seemed a very good
+woman, near fifty years old. I was surprised to observe so little
+magnificence in her house, the furniture being all very moderate; and
+except the habits and number of her slaves, nothing about her that
+appeared expensive. She guessed at my thoughts, and told me that
+she was no longer of an age to spend either her time or money in
+superfluities; that her whole expense was in charity, and her whole
+employment praying to God. There was no affectation in this speech;
+both she and her husband are entirely given up to devotion. He never
+looks upon any other woman; and, what is much more extraordinary,
+touches no bribes, notwithstanding the example of all his
+predecessors. He is so scrupulous on this point, he would not accept
+Mr. Wortley's present, till he had been assured over and over that
+it was a settled perquisite of his place at the entrance of every
+ambassador.
+
+She entertained me with all kind of civility till dinner came in,
+which was served, one dish at a time, to a vast number, all finely
+dressed after their manner, which I do not think so bad as you have
+perhaps heard it represented. I am a very good judge of their eating,
+having lived three weeks in the house of an _effendi_ at Belgrade, who
+gave us very magnificent dinners, dressed by his own cooks, which the
+first week pleased me extremely; but I own I then began to grow weary
+of it, and desired our own cook might add a dish or two after our
+manner. But I attribute this to custom. I am very much inclined to
+believe an Indian, that had never tasted of either, would prefer their
+cookery to ours. Their sauces are very high, all the roast very much
+done. They use a great deal of rich spice. The soup is served for the
+last dish; and they have at least as great variety of ragouts as we
+have. I was very sorry I could not eat of as many as the good lady
+would have had me, who was very earnest in serving me of everything.
+The treat concluded with coffee and perfumes, which is a high mark
+of respect; two slaves kneeling censed my hair, clothes, and
+handkerchief. After this ceremony, she commanded her slaves to play
+and dance, which they did with their guitars in their hands; and
+she excused to me their want of skill, saying she took no care to
+accomplish them in that art.
+
+I returned her thanks, and soon after took my leave. I was conducted
+back in the same manner I entered; and would have gone straight to my
+own house; but the Greek lady with me earnestly solicited me to visit
+the _Kiyàya's_ lady, saying, he was the second officer in the empire,
+and ought indeed to be looked upon as the first, the Grand Vizier
+having only the name, while he exercised the authority. I had found so
+little diversion in this harem, that I had no mind to go into another.
+But her importunity prevailed with me, and I am extreme glad that I
+was so complaisant.
+
+All things here were with quite another air than at the Grand
+Vizier's; and the very house confessed the difference between an old
+devotee and a young beauty. It was nicely clean and magnificent. I
+was met at the door by two black eunuchs, who led me through a long
+gallery between two ranks of beautiful young girls, with their hair
+finely plaited, almost hanging to their feet, all dressed in fine
+light damasks, brocaded with silver. I was sorry that decency did not
+permit me to stop to consider them nearer. But that thought was lost
+upon my entrance into a large room, or rather pavilion, built round
+with gilded sashes, which were most of them thrown up, and the trees
+planted near them gave an agreeable shade, which hindered the sun from
+being troublesome. The jessamines and honeysuckles that twisted round
+their trunks, shedding a soft perfume, increased by a white marble
+fountain playing sweet water in the lower part of the room, which fell
+into three or four basins with a pleasing sound. The roof was painted
+with all sort of flowers, falling out of gilded baskets, that seemed
+tumbling down. On a sofa, raised three steps, and covered with fine
+Persian carpets, sat the _Kiyàya's_ lady, leaning on cushions of white
+satin, embroidered; and at her feet sat two young girls, the eldest
+about twelve years old, lovely as angels, dressed perfectly rich, and
+almost covered with jewels. But they were hardly seen near the fair
+Fatima (for that is her name), so much her beauty effaced every thing
+I have seen, all that has been called lovely either in England
+or Germany, and must own that I never saw any thing so gloriously
+beautiful, nor can I recollect a face that would have been taken
+notice of near hers. She stood up to receive me, saluting me after
+their fashion, putting her hand upon her heart with a sweetness
+full of majesty, that no court breeding could ever give. She ordered
+cushions to be given to me, and took care to place me in the corner,
+which is the place of honour. I confess, though the Greek lady had
+before given me a great opinion of her beauty, I was so struck with
+admiration, that I could not for some time speak to her, being wholly
+taken up in gazing. That surprising harmony of features! that charming
+result of the whole! that exact proportion of body! that lovely bloom
+of complexion unsullied by art! the unutterable enchantment of her
+smile!--But her eyes!--large and black, with all the soft languishment
+of the blue! every turn of her face discovering some new charm.
+
+After my first surprise was over, I endeavoured, by nicely examining
+her face, to find out some imperfection, without any fruit of my
+search, but being clearly convinced of the error of that vulgar
+notion, that a face perfectly regular would not be agreeable: nature
+having done for her with more success, what Apelles is said to have
+essayed, by a collection of the most exact features, to form a perfect
+face, and to that, a behaviour, so full of grace and sweetness, such
+easy motions, with an air so majestic, yet free from stiffness or
+affectation, that I am persuaded, could she be suddenly transported
+upon the most polite throne of Europe, nobody would think her other
+than born and bred to be a queen, though educated in a country we call
+barbarous. To say all in a word, our most celebrated English beauties
+would vanish near her.
+
+She was dressed in a _caftán_ of gold brocade, flowered with silver,
+very well fitted to her shape, and shewing to advantage the beauty
+of her bosom, only shaded by the thin guaze of her shift. Her
+drawers were pale pink, green and silver, her slippers white, finely
+embroidered; her lovely arms adorned with bracelets of diamonds, and
+her broad girdle set round with diamonds; upon her head a rich Turkish
+handkerchief of pink and silver, her own fine black hair hanging a
+great length in various tresses, and on one side of her head some
+bodkins of jewels. I am afraid you will accuse me of extravagance
+in this description. I think I have read somewhere that women always
+speak in rapture when they speak of beauty, but I cannot imagine why
+they should not be allowed to do so. I rather think it virtue to be
+able to admire without any mixture of desire or envy. The gravest
+writers have spoken with great warmth of some celebrated pictures
+and statues. The workmanship of Heaven certainly excels all our weak
+imitations, and, I think, has a much better claim to our praise. For
+me, I am not ashamed to own I took more pleasure in looking on the
+beauteous Fatima, than the finest piece of sculpture could have given
+me.
+
+She told me the two girls at her feet were her daughters, though she
+appeared too young to be their mother. Her fair maids were ranged
+below the sofa, to the number of twenty, and put me in mind of the
+pictures of the ancient nymphs. I did not think all nature could have
+furnished such a scene of beauty. She made them a sign to play and
+dance. Four of them immediately began to play some soft airs on
+instruments between a lute and a guitar, which they accompanied
+with their voices, while the others danced by turns. This dance
+was very different from what I had seen before. Nothing could
+be more artful.... The tunes so soft!--the motions so
+languishing!--accompanied with pauses and dying eyes! half-falling
+back, and then recovering themselves in so artful a manner.... I
+suppose you may have read that the Turks have no music but what is
+shocking to the ears; but this account is from those who never heard
+any, but what is played in the streets, and is just as reasonable as
+if a foreigner should take his ideas of the English music from the
+bladder and string, and marrowbone and cleavers. I can assure you that
+the music is extremely pathetic; 'tis true I am inclined to prefer the
+Italian, but perhaps I am partial. I am acquainted with a Greek lady
+who sings better than Mrs. Robinson, and is very well skilled in both,
+who gives the preference to the Turkish. 'Tis certain they have very
+fine natural voices; these were very agreeable. When the dance was
+over, four fair slaves came into the room with silver censers in their
+hands, and perfumed the room with amber, aloes-wood, and other scents.
+After this they served me coffee upon their knees in the finest japan
+china, with _soucoupes_ of silver, gilt. The lovely Fatima entertained
+me all this while in the most polite agreeable manner, calling me
+often _Guzél sultanum_, or the beautiful sultana, and desiring my
+friendship with the best grace in the world, lamenting that she could
+not entertain me in my own language.
+
+When I took my leave, two maids brought in a fine silver basket of
+embroidered handkerchiefs; she begged I would wear the richest for her
+sake, and gave the others to my woman and interpretress. I returned
+through the same ceremonies as before, and could not help fancying I
+had been some time in Mahomet's paradise, so much I was charmed with
+what I had seen. I know not how the relation of it appears to you.
+I wish it may give you part of my pleasure; for I would have my dear
+sister share in all the diversions of, &c.
+
+
+
+To THE COUNTESS OF BUTE
+
+_Her grand-daughter's education_
+
+
+28 _Jan_. N.S. [1753].
+
+Dear child,
+
+You have given me a great deal of satisfaction by your account of
+your eldest daughter. I am particularly pleased to hear she is a good
+arithmetician; it is the best proof of understanding: the knowledge of
+numbers is one of the chief distinctions between us and the brutes.
+If there is anything in blood, you may reasonably expect your children
+should be endowed with an uncommon share of good sense. Mr. Wortley's
+family and mine have both produced some of the greatest men that have
+been born in England: I mean Admiral Sandwich, and my grandfather,
+who was distinguished by the name of Wise William. I have heard Lord
+Bute's father mentioned as an extraordinary genius, though he had not
+many opportunities of showing it; and his uncle, the present Duke of
+Argyll, has one of the best heads I ever knew. I will therefore
+speak to you as supposing Lady Mary not only capable, but desirous
+of learning: in that case by all means let her be indulged in it. You
+will tell me I did not make it a part of your education: your prospect
+was very different from hers. As you had no defect either in mind
+or person to hinder, and much in your circumstances to attract the
+highest offers, it seemed your business to learn how to live in the
+world, as it is hers to know how to be easy out of it. It is the
+common error of builders and parents to follow some plan they think
+beautiful (and perhaps is so), without considering that nothing is
+beautiful that is displaced. Hence we see so many edifices raised that
+the raisers can never inhabit, being too large for their fortunes.
+Vistas are laid open over barren heaths, and apartments contrived
+for a coolness very agreeable in Italy, but killing in the north of
+Britain: thus every woman endeavours to breed her daughter a fine
+lady, qualifying her for a station in which she will never appear, and
+at the same time incapacitating her for that retirement to which she
+is destined. Learning, if she has a real taste for it, will not only
+make her contented, but happy in it. No entertainment is so cheap as
+reading, nor any pleasure so lasting. She will not want new fashions,
+nor regret the loss of expensive diversions, or variety of company,
+if she can be amused with an author in her closet. To render this
+amusement extensive, she should be permitted to learn the languages.
+I have heard it lamented that boys lose so many years in mere learning
+of words: this is no objection to a girl, whose time is not so
+precious: she cannot advance herself in any profession, and has
+therefore more hours to spare; and as you say her memory is good, she
+will be very agreeably employed this way. There are two cautions to
+be given on this subject: first, not to think herself learned when
+she can read Latin, or even Greek. Languages are more properly to be
+called vehicles of learning than learning itself, as may be observed
+in many schoolmasters, who, though perhaps critics in grammar, are the
+most ignorant fellows upon earth. True knowledge consists in knowing
+things, not words. I would wish her no further a linguist than to
+enable her to read books in their originals, that are often corrupted,
+and always injured, by translations. Two hours' application every
+morning will bring this about much sooner than you can imagine, and
+she will have leisure enough besides to run over the English poetry,
+which is a more important part of a woman's education than it is
+generally supposed. Many a young damsel has been ruined by a fine copy
+of verses, which she would have laughed at if she had known it had
+been stolen from Mr. Waller. I remember, when I was a girl, I saved
+one of my companions from destruction, who communicated to me an
+epistle she was quite charmed with. As she had a natural good taste,
+she observed the lines were not so smooth as Prior's or Pope's, but
+had more thought and spirit than any of theirs. She was wonderfully
+delighted with such a demonstration of her lover's sense and passion,
+and not a little pleased with her own charms, that had force enough
+to inspire such elegancies. In the midst of this triumph I showed
+her that they were taken from Randolph's poems, and the unfortunate
+transcriber was dismissed with the scorn he deserved. To say truth,
+the poor plagiary was very unlucky to fall into my hands; that
+author being no longer in fashion, would have escaped any one of less
+universal reading than myself. You should encourage your daughter to
+talk over with you what she reads; and, as you are very capable of
+distinguishing, take care she does not mistake pert folly for wit
+and humour, or rhyme for poetry, which are the common errors of young
+people, and have a train of ill consequences. The second caution to
+be given her (and which is most absolutely necessary) is to conceal
+whatever learning she attains, with as much solicitude as she would
+hide crookedness or lameness; the parade of it can only serve to draw
+on her the envy, and consequently the most inveterate hatred, of all
+he and she fools, which will certainly be at least three parts in four
+of all her acquaintance. The use of knowledge in our sex, besides the
+amusement of solitude, is to moderate the passions, and learn to be
+contented with a small expense, which are the certain effects of a
+studious life; and it may be preferable even to that fame which men
+have engrossed to themselves, and will not suffer us to share.
+You will tell me I have not observed this rule myself; but you
+are mistaken: it is only inevitable accident that has given me any
+reputation that way. I have always carefully avoided it, and ever
+thought it a misfortune. The explanation of this paragraph would
+occasion a long digression, which I will not trouble you with, it
+being my present design only to say what I think useful for the
+instruction of my granddaughter, which I have much at heart. If she
+has the same inclination (I should say passion) for learning that I
+was born with, history, geography, and philosophy will furnish her
+with materials to pass away cheerfully a longer life than is allotted
+to mortals. I believe there are few heads capable of making Sir I.
+Newton's calculations, but the result of them is not difficult to be
+understood by a moderate capacity. Do not fear this should make her
+affect the character of Lady----, or Lady----, or Mrs.----: those
+women are ridiculous, not because they have learning, but because they
+have it not. One thinks herself a complete historian, after reading
+Echard's Roman History; another a profound philosopher, having got
+by heart some of Pope's unintelligible essays; and a third an able
+divine, on the strength of Whitefield's sermons: thus you hear them
+screaming politics and controversy.
+
+It is a saying of Thucydides, ignorance is bold, and knowledge
+reserved. Indeed, it is impossible to be far advanced in it without
+being more humbled by a conviction of human ignorance than elated by
+learning. At the same time I recommend books, I neither exclude work
+nor drawing. I think it as scandalous for a woman not to know how to
+use a needle, as for a man not to know how to use a sword. I was once
+extremely fond of my pencil, and it was a great mortification to
+me when my father turned off my master, having made a considerable
+progress for a short time I learnt. My over-eagerness in the pursuit
+of it had brought a weakness on my eyes, that made it necessary to
+leave it off; and all the advantage I got was the improvement of my
+hand. I see, by hers, that practice will make her a ready writer:
+she may attain it by serving you for a secretary, when your health or
+affairs make it troublesome to you to write yourself; and custom will
+make it an agreeable amusement to her. She cannot have too many for
+that station of life which will probably be her fate. The ultimate end
+of your education was to make you a good wife (and I have the comfort
+to hear that you are one): hers ought to be, to make her happy in
+a virgin state. I will not say it is happier; but it is undoubtedly
+safer than any marriage. In a lottery, where there are (at the lowest
+computation) ten thousand blanks to a prize, it is the most prudent
+choice not to venture. I have always been so thoroughly persuaded of
+this truth, that, notwithstanding the flattering views I had for you
+(as I never intended you a sacrifice to my vanity), I thought I owed
+you the justice to lay before you all the hazards attending matrimony:
+you may recollect I did so in the strongest manner. Perhaps you may
+have more success in the instructing your daughter: she has so much
+company at home, she will not need seeking it abroad, and will more
+readily take the notions you think fit to give her. As you were alone
+in my family, it would have been thought a great cruelty to suffer
+you no companions of your own age, especially having so many near
+relations, and I do not wonder their opinions influenced yours. I was
+not sorry to see you not determined on a single life, knowing it was
+not your father's intention, and contented myself with endeavouring to
+make your home so easy that you might not be in haste to leave it.
+
+I am afraid you will think this a very long and insignificant letter.
+I hope the kindness of the design will excuse it, being willing to
+give you every proof in my power that I am,
+
+Your most affectionate mother.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Fielding and other authors_
+
+
+Lovere, 22 _Sept_. [1755].
+
+MY DEAR CHILD,
+
+I received, two days ago, the box of books you were so kind to
+send; but I can scarce say whether my pleasure or disappointment was
+greatest. I was much pleased to see before me a fund of amusement, but
+heartily vexed to find your letter consisting only of three lines
+and a half. Why will you not employ Lady Mary as secretary, if it is
+troublesome to you to write? I have told you over and over, you may at
+the same time oblige your mother and improve your daughter, both
+which I should think very agreeable to yourself. You can never want
+something to say. The history of your nursery, if you had no other
+subject to write on, would be very acceptable to me. I am such a
+stranger to everything in England, I should be glad to hear more
+particulars relating to the families I am acquainted with: if
+Miss Liddel marries the Lord Euston I knew, or his nephew, who has
+succeeded him; if Lord Berkeley has left children; and several trifles
+of that sort, that would be a satisfaction to my curiosity. I am
+sorry for H. Fielding's death, not only as I shall read no more of his
+writings, but I believe he lost more than others, as no man enjoyed
+life more than he did, though few had less reason to do so, the
+highest of his preferment being raking in the lowest sinks of vice and
+misery. I should think it a nobler and less nauseous employment to
+be one of the staff officers that conduct the nocturnal weddings.
+His happy constitution (even when he had, with great pains, half
+demolished it) made him forget everything when he was before a venison
+pasty, or over a flask of champagne; and I am persuaded he has known
+more happy moments than any prince upon earth. His natural spirits
+gave him rapture with his cook-maid, and cheerfulness when he was
+starving in a garret. There was a great similitude between his
+character and that of Sir Richard Steele. He had the advantage both
+in learning, and, in my opinion, genius: they both agreed in wanting
+money in spite of all their friends, and would have wanted it, if
+their hereditary lands had been as extensive as their imagination;
+yet each one of them so formed for happiness, it is a pity he was not
+immortal.... This Richardson is a strange fellow. I heartily
+despise him, and eagerly read him, nay, sob over his works in a most
+scandalous manner. The first two tomes of _Clarissa_ touched me, as
+being very resembling to my maiden days; and I find in the pictures of
+Sir Thomas Grandison and his lady, what I have heard of my mother, and
+seen of my father....
+
+
+
+
+PHILIP DORMER STANHOPE, EARL
+ OF CHESTERFIELD
+
+1694-1773
+
+
+
+TO HIS SON
+
+_Dancing_
+
+
+Dublin Castle, 29 _Nov_. 1745.
+
+DEAR BOY,
+
+I have received your last Saturday's performance, with which I am very
+well satisfied. I know or have heard of no Mr. St. Maurice here; and
+young Pain, whom I have made an ensign, was here upon the spot, as
+were every one of those I have named in these new levies.
+
+Now that the Christmas breaking-up draws near, I have ordered Mr.
+Desnoyers to go to you, during that time, to teach you to dance. I
+desire that you will particularly attend to the graceful motion of
+your arms; which with the manner of putting on your hat, and giving
+your hand, is all that a gentleman need attend to. Dancing is
+in itself a very trifling, silly thing; but it is one of those
+established follies to which people of sense are sometimes obliged
+to conform; and then they should be able to do it well. And though I
+would not have you a dancer, yet when you do dance, I would have you
+dance well; as I would have you do everything you do, well. There is
+no one thing so trifling, but which (if it is to be done at all) ought
+to be done well; and I have often told you that I wish you even
+played at pitch, and cricket, better than any boy at Westminster. For
+instance, dress is a very foolish thing; and yet it is a very foolish
+thing for a man not to be well dressed, according to his rank and
+way of life; and it is so far from being a disparagement to any man's
+understanding, that it is rather a proof of it, to be as well dressed
+as those whom he lives with: the difference in this case between a man
+of sense and a fop is, that the fop values himself upon his dress; and
+the man of sense laughs at it, at the same time that he knows he must
+not neglect it. There are a thousand foolish customs of this kind,
+which not being criminal, must be complied with, and even cheerfully,
+by men of sense. Diogenes the cynic was a wise man for despising them;
+but a fool for showing it. Be wiser than other people if you can; but
+do not tell them so.
+
+It is a very fortunate thing for Sir Charles Hotham, to have fallen
+into the hands of one of your age, experience, and knowledge of the
+world: I am persuaded you will take infinite care of him. Goodnight.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A good enunciation_
+
+
+London, 21 _June_, O.S. 1748.
+
+DEAR BOY,
+
+Your very bad enunciation runs so much in my head, and gives me such
+real concern, that it will be the object of this, and I believe of
+many more letters. I congratulate both you and myself that I was
+informed of it (as I hope) in time to prevent it; and shall ever think
+myself, as hereafter you will, I am sure, think yourself, infinitely
+obliged to Sir Charles Williams, for informing me of it. Good God!
+if this ungraceful and disagreeable manner of speaking had, either
+by your negligence or mine, become habitual to you, as in a couple of
+years more it would have been, what a figure would you have made in
+company, or in a public assembly! Who would have liked you in the one,
+or have attended to you in the other? Read what Cicero and Quintilian
+say of enunciation, and see what a stress they lay on the gracefulness
+of it; nay, Cicero goes farther, and even maintains that a good figure
+is necessary for an orator, and particularly that he must not be
+_vastus_; that is, overgrown and clumsy. He shows by it that he
+knew mankind well, and knew the powers of an agreeable figure and a
+graceful manner. Men, as well as women, are much oftener led by their
+hearts, than by their understandings. The way to the heart is through
+the senses; please their eyes and their ears, and the work is half
+done. I have frequently known a man's fortune decided for ever by his
+first address. If it is pleasing, people are hurried involuntarily
+into persuasion that he has a merit, which possibly he has not; as, on
+the other hand, if it is ungraceful, they are immediately prejudiced
+against him, and unwilling to allow him the merit which it may be
+he has. Nor is this sentiment so unjust and unreasonable as at first
+sight it may seem; for if a man has parts, he must know of what
+infinite consequence it is to him to have a graceful manner of
+speaking, and a genteel and pleasing address: he will cultivate and
+improve them to the utmost. Your figure is a good one; you have no
+natural defects in the organs of speech; your address may be engaging,
+and your manner of speaking graceful, if you will; so that, if they
+are not so, neither I nor the world can ascribe it to anything but
+your want of parts. What is the constant and just observation as to
+all the actors upon the stage? Is it not, that those who have the best
+sense always speak the best, though they may not happen to have the
+best voices? They will speak plainly, distinctly, and with the proper
+emphasis, be their voices ever so bad. Had Roscius spoken quick,
+thick, and ungracefully, I will answer for it, that Cicero would not
+have thought him worth the oration which he made in his favour. Words
+were given us to communicate our ideas by, and there must be something
+inconceivably absurd in uttering them in such a manner, as that either
+people cannot understand them, or will not desire to understand them.
+I tell you truly and sincerely, that I shall judge of your parts by
+your speaking gracefully or ungracefully. If you have parts, you will
+never be at rest till you have brought yourself to a habit of speaking
+most gracefully: for I aver, that it is in your power. You will desire
+Mr. Harte, that you may read aloud to him every day, and that he will
+interrupt and correct you every time that you read too fast, do not
+observe the proper stops, or lay a wrong emphasis. You will take care
+to open your teeth when you speak; to articulate very distinctly; and
+to beg of Mr. Harte, Mr. Eliot, or whomever you speak to, to remind
+and stop you, if ever you fall into the rapid and unintelligible
+mutter. You will even read aloud to yourself, and tune your utterance
+to your own ear, and read at first much slower than you need to do,
+in order to correct yourself of that shameful trick of speaking faster
+than you ought. In short, if you think right, you will make it your
+business, your study, and your pleasure to speak well. Therefore, what
+I have said in this and in my last, is more than sufficient, if you
+have sense; and ten times more would not be sufficient if you have
+not: so here I rest it.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Keeping accounts_
+
+
+London, 10 _Jan._ O.S. 1749.
+
+DEAR BOY,
+
+I have received your letter of the 31st December, N.S. Your thanks for
+my present, as you call it, exceed the value of the present; but the
+use which you assure me that you will make of it, is the thanks which
+I desire to receive. Due attention to the inside of books, and due
+contempt for the outside, is the proper relation between a man of
+sense and his books.
+
+Now that you are going a little more into the world, I will take this
+occasion to explain my intentions as to your future expenses, that
+you may know what you have to expect from me, and make your plan
+accordingly. I shall neither deny nor grudge you any money that may
+be necessary for either your improvement or pleasures; I mean the
+pleasures of a rational being. Under the head of improvement I mean
+the best books, and the best masters, cost what they will; I also
+mean all the expense of lodgings, coach, dress, servants, &c.,
+which, according to the several places where you may be, shall be
+respectively necessary to enable you to keep the best company. Under
+the head of rational pleasures I comprehend, first, proper charities
+to real and compassionate objects of it; secondly, proper presents to
+those to whom you are obliged, or whom you desire to oblige; thirdly,
+a conformity of expense to that of the company which you keep; as in
+public spectacles, your share of little entertainments, a few pistoles
+at games of mere commerce, and other incidental calls of good company.
+The only two articles which I will never supply are, the profusion of
+low riot, and the idle lavishness of negligence and laziness. A fool
+squanders away, without credit or advantage to himself, more than a
+man of sense spends with both. The latter employs his money as he does
+his time, and never spends a shilling of the one, nor a minute of the
+other, but in something that is either useful or rationally pleasing
+to himself or others. The former buys whatever he does not want, and
+does not pay for what he does want. He cannot withstand the charms
+of a toy-shop; snuff-boxes, watches, heads of canes, etc., are
+his destruction. His servants and tradesmen conspire with his own
+indolence to cheat him, and in a very little time he is astonished, in
+the midst of all the ridiculous superfluities, to find himself in want
+of all the real comforts and necessaries of life. Without care and
+method the largest fortune will not, and with them almost the smallest
+will, supply all necessary expenses. As far as you can possibly, pay
+ready money for everything you buy, and avoid bills. Pay that money
+too yourself, and not through the hands of any servant, who always
+either stipulates poundage, or requires a present for his good word,
+as they call it. Where you must have bills, (as for meat and drink,
+clothes, etc.) pay them regularly every month, and with your own hand.
+Never, from a mistaken economy, buy a thing you do not want, because
+it is cheap; or from a silly pride, because it is dear. Keep an
+account in a book, of all that you receive, and of all that you pay;
+for no man, who knows what he receives and what he pays, ever runs
+out. I do not mean that you should keep an account of the shillings
+and half-crowns which you may spend in chair-hire, operas, etc. They
+are unworthy of the time, and of the ink that they would consume;
+leave such _minutiae_ to dull, penny-wise fellows; but remember in
+economy, as well as in every other part of life, to have the proper
+attention to proper objects, and the proper contempt for little ones.
+A strong mind sees things in their true proportion; a weak one views
+them through a magnifying medium, which, like the microscope, makes an
+elephant of a flea; magnifies all little objects, but cannot receive
+great ones. I have known many a man pass for a miser, by saving a
+penny, and wrangling for two-pence, who was undoing himself at the
+same time, by living above his income, and not attending to essential
+articles, which were above his _portée_. The sure characteristic of a
+sound and strong mind is, to find in everything those certain bounds,
+_quos ultra citrave nequit consistere rectum_. These boundaries are
+marked out by a very fine line, which only good sense and attention
+can discover; it is much too fine for vulgar eyes. In manners, this
+line is good-breeding; beyond it, is troublesome ceremony; short of
+it, is unbecoming negligence and inattention. In morals, it divides
+ostentatious puritanism from criminal relaxation; in religion,
+superstition from impiety; and, in short, every virtue from its
+kindred vice or weakness. I think you have sense enough to discover
+the line; keep it always in your eye, and learn to walk upon it; rest
+upon Mr. Harte, and he will poise you, till you are able to go alone.
+By the way, there are fewer people who walk well upon that line, than
+upon the slack-rope; and, therefore, a good performer shines so much
+the more....
+
+Remember to take the best dancing-master at Berlin, more to teach you
+to sit, stand, and walk gracefully, than to dance finely. The graces,
+the graces; remember the graces! Adieu.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A father's example_
+
+
+London, 7 _Feb_. o.s. 1749.
+
+DEAR BOY,
+
+You are now come to an age capable of reflection; and I hope you will
+do, what however few people at your age do, exert it, for your own
+sake, in the search of truth and sound knowledge. I will confess (for
+I am not unwilling to discover my secrets to you) that it is not many
+years since I have presumed to reflect for myself. Till sixteen or
+seventeen I had no reflection, and for many years after that I made no
+use of what I had. I adopted the notions of the books I read, or the
+company I kept, without examining whether they were just or not; and I
+rather chose to run the risk of easy error, than to take the time and
+trouble of investigating truth. Thus, partly from laziness, partly
+from dissipation, and partly from the _mauvaise honte_ of rejecting
+fashionable notions, I was (as I since found) hurried away by
+prejudices, instead of being guided by reason; and quietly cherished
+error, instead of seeking for truth. But since I have taken the
+trouble of reasoning for myself, and have had the courage to own that
+I do so, you cannot imagine how much my notions of things are altered,
+and in how different a light I now see them, from that in which I
+formerly viewed them through the deceitful medium of prejudice or
+authority. Nay, I may possibly still retain many errors, which, from
+long habit, have perhaps grown into real opinions; for it is very
+difficult to distinguish habits, early acquired and long entertained,
+from the result of our reason and reflection.
+
+My first prejudice (for I do not mention the prejudices of boys and
+women, such as hobgoblins, ghosts, dreams, spilling salt, &c.) was my
+classical enthusiasm, which I received from the books I read, and the
+masters who explained them to me. I was convinced there had been no
+common sense nor common honesty in the world for these last fifteen
+hundred years; but that they were totally extinguished with the
+ancient Greek and Roman governments. Homer and Virgil could have no
+faults, because they were ancient; Milton and Tasso could have no
+merit, because they were modern. And I could almost have said, with
+regard to the ancients, what Cicero, very absurdly and unbecomingly
+for a philosopher, says with regard to Plato, _Cum quo errare malim
+quam cum aliis recte sentire_. Whereas now, without any extraordinary
+effort of genius, I have discovered that nature was the same three
+thousand years ago as it is at present; that men were but men then as
+well as now; that modes and customs vary often, but that human nature
+is always the same. And I can no more suppose, that men were better,
+braver, or wiser, fifteen hundred or three thousand years ago, than I
+can suppose that the animals or vegetables were better then than
+they are now. I dare assert too, in defiance of the favourers of the
+ancients, that Homer's hero Achilles was both a brute and a scoundrel,
+and consequently an improper character for the hero of an epic poem;
+he had so little regard for his country, that he would not act in
+defence of it, because he had quarrelled with Agamemnon about a--; and
+then afterwards, animated by private resentment only, he went about
+killing people basely, I will call it, because he knew himself
+invulnerable; and yet, invulnerable as he was, he wore the strongest
+armour in the world; which I humbly apprehend to be a blunder; for a
+horseshoe clapped to his vulnerable heel would have been sufficient.
+On the other hand, with submission to the favourers of the moderns,
+I assert with Mr. Dryden, that the Devil is in truth the hero of
+Milton's poem: his plan, which he lays, pursues, and at last executes,
+being the subject of the poem. From all which considerations I
+impartially conclude that the ancients had their excellencies and
+their defects, their virtues and their vices, just like the moderns:
+pedantry and affectation of learning clearly decide in favour of
+the former; vanity and ignorance, as peremptorily, in favour of the
+latter. Religious prejudices kept pace with my classical ones; and
+there was a time when I thought it impossible for the honestest man in
+the world to be saved, out of the pale of the Church of England: not
+considering that matters of opinion do not depend upon the will;
+and that it is as natural, and as allowable, that another man should
+differ in opinion from me, as that I should differ from him; and that,
+if we are both sincere, we are both blameless, and should consequently
+have mutual indulgences for each other.
+
+The next prejudices I adopted were those of the _beau monde_, in
+which, as I was determined to shine, I took what are commonly called
+the genteel vices to be necessary. I had heard them reckoned so, and
+without further inquiry, I believed it; or at least should have been
+ashamed to have denied it, for fear of exposing myself to the ridicule
+of those whom I considered as the models of fine gentlemen. But now I
+am neither ashamed nor afraid to assert, that those genteel vices, as
+they are falsely called, are only so many blemishes in the character
+of even a man of the world, and what is called a fine gentleman, and
+degrade him in the opinion of those very people, to whom he hopes to
+recommend himself by them. Nay, this prejudice often extends so far,
+that I have known people pretend to vices they had not, instead of
+carefully concealing those they had.
+
+Use and assert your own reason; reflect, examine, and analyze
+everything, in order to form a sound and mature judgement; let no
+[Greek: outos epha] impose upon your understanding, mislead your
+actions, or dictate your conversation. Be early what, if you are not,
+you will when too late wish you had been. Consult your reason betimes:
+I do not say, that it will always prove an unerring guide; for human
+reason is not infallible; but it will prove the least erring guide
+that you can follow. Books and conversation may assist it; but adopt
+neither, blindly and implicitly: try both by that best rule which God
+has given to direct us, reason. Of all the troubles, do not decline,
+as many people do, that of thinking.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Public speaking_
+
+
+London, 9 _Dec_. o.s. 1749.
+
+DEAR BOY,
+
+It is now above forty years since I have never spoken nor written
+one single word, without giving myself at least one moment's time to
+consider, whether it was a good one or a bad one, and whether I could
+not find out a better in its place. An unharmonious and rugged period,
+at this time, shocks my ears; and I, like all the rest of the world,
+will willingly exchange and give up some degree of rough sense, for
+a good degree of pleasing sound. I will freely and truly own to you,
+without either vanity or false modesty, that whatever reputation I
+have acquired as a speaker, is more owing to my constant attention to
+my diction than to my matter, which was necessarily just the same as
+other people's. When you come into parliament, your reputation as a
+speaker will depend much more upon your words, and your periods than
+upon the subject. The same matter occurs equally to everybody of
+common sense, upon the same question: the dressing it well, is what
+excites the attention and admiration of the audience.
+
+It is in parliament that I have set my heart upon your making a
+figure; it is there that I want to have you justly proud of yourself,
+and to make me justly proud of you. This means that you must be a good
+speaker there; I use the word _must_, because I know you may if you
+will. The vulgar, who are always mistaken, look upon a speaker and a
+comet with the same astonishment and admiration, taking them both for
+preternatural phenomena. This error discourages many young men from
+attempting that character; and good speakers are willing to have their
+talent considered as something very extraordinary, if not a peculiar
+gift of God to his elect. But, let you and I analyze and simplify this
+good speaker; let us strip him of those adventitious plumes with which
+his own pride and the ignorance of others have decked him; and we
+shall find the true definition of him to be no more than this: a
+man of good common sense, who reasons justly, and expresses himself
+elegantly, on that subject upon which he speaks. There is, surely, no
+witchcraft in this. A man of sense, without a superior and astonishing
+degree of parts, will not talk nonsense upon any subject; nor will he,
+if he has the least taste or application, talk inelegantly. What then
+does all this mighty art and mystery of speaking in parliament amount
+to? Why, no more than this, that the man who speaks in the House
+of Commons, speaks in that house, and to four hundred people, that
+opinion upon a given subject which he would make no difficulty of
+speaking in any house in England, round the fire, or at table, to
+any fourteen people whatsoever; better judges, perhaps, and severer
+critics of what he says, than any fourteen gentlemen of the House of
+Commons.
+
+I have spoken frequently in parliament, and not always without some
+applause; and therefore I can assure you, from my experience, that
+there is very little in it. The elegancy of the style and the turn of
+the periods make the chief impression upon the hearers. Give them but
+one or two round and harmonious periods in a speech, which they will
+retain and repeat, and they will go home as well satisfied as people
+do from an opera, humming all the way one or two favourite tunes that
+have struck their ears, and were easily caught. Most people have ears,
+but few have judgement; tickle those ears, and, depend upon it, you
+will catch their judgements, such as they are.
+
+Cicero, conscious that he was at the top of his profession (for in
+his time eloquence was a profession), in order to set himself off,
+defines, in his treatise _de Oratore_, an orator to be such a man as
+never was, or never will be; and, by this fallacious argument, says
+that he must know every art and science whatsoever, or how shall he
+speak upon them? But with submission to so great an authority, my
+definition of an orator is extremely different from, and I believe
+much truer than, his. I call that man an orator who reasons justly,
+and expresses himself elegantly, upon whatever subjects he treats.
+Problems in geometry, equations in algebra, processes in chemistry,
+and experiments in anatomy, are never, that I have heard of, the
+objects of eloquence; and therefore I humbly conceive that a man may
+be a very fine speaker, and yet know nothing of geometry, algebra,
+chemistry, or anatomy. The subjects of all parliamentary debates are
+subjects of common sense singly.
+
+Thus I write whatever occurs to me, that I think may contribute either
+to form or inform you. May my labour not be in vain! and it will not,
+if you will but have half the concern for yourself that I have for
+you. Adieu.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The new Earl of Chatham_
+
+
+Blackheath, 1 _Aug._ 1766.
+
+MY DEAR FRIEND,
+
+The curtain was at last drawn up, the day before yesterday, and
+discovered the new actors together with some of the old ones. I do not
+name them to you, because to-morrow's Gazette will do it full as well
+as I could. Mr. Pitt, who had _carte blanche_ given him, named every
+one of them: but what would you think he named himself for? Lord Privy
+Seal; and (what will astonish you, as it does every mortal here) Earl
+of Chatham. The joke here is, that he has had _a fall upstairs_, and
+has done himself so much hurt, that he will never be able to stand
+upon his legs again. Everybody is puzzled how to account for this
+step; though it would not be the first time that great abilities have
+been duped by low cunning. But be it what it will, he is now certainly
+only Earl of Chatham; and no longer Mr. Pitt, in any respect whatever.
+Such an event, I believe, was never read nor heard of. To withdraw,
+in the fullness of his power, and in the utmost gratification of his
+ambition, from the House of Commons, (which procured him his power,
+and which could alone ensure it to him) and to go into that hospital
+of incurables, the House of Lords, is a measure so unaccountable, that
+nothing but proof positive could have made me believe it: but true it
+is. Hans Stanley is to go ambassador to Russia; and my nephew, Ellis,
+to Spain, decorated with the red ribband. Lord Shelburne is your
+secretary of state, which I suppose he has notified to you this post
+by a circular letter. Charles Townshend has now the sole management of
+the House of Commons; but how long he will be content to be only Lord
+Chatham's viceregent there, is a question which I will not pretend
+to decide. There is one very bad sign for Lord Chatham in his new
+dignity; which is, that all his enemies, without exception, rejoice at
+it; and all his friends are stupefied and dumb-founded. If I mistake
+not much, he will in the course of a year enjoy perfect _otium cum
+dignitate_. Enough of politics.
+
+Is the fair, or at least the fat Miss C---- with you still? It must
+be confessed that she knows the art of courts, to be so received at
+Dresden and so connived at in Leicester-fields.
+
+There never was so wet a summer as this has been, in the memory of
+man; we have not had one single day, since March, without some rain;
+but most days a great deal. I hope that does not affect your health,
+as great cold does; for with all these inundations it has not been
+cold. God bless you!
+
+
+
+
+SAMUEL JOHNSON
+
+1709-1784
+
+
+
+To BENNET LANGTON
+
+_Postponement of a visit_
+
+
+6 _May_, 1755.
+
+SIR,
+
+It has been long observed, that men do not suspect faults which
+they do not commit; your own elegance of manners, and punctuality of
+complaisance, did not suffer you to impute to me that negligence
+of which I was guilty, and [for] which I have not since atoned.
+I received both your letters, and received them with pleasure
+proportioned to the esteem which so short an acquaintance strongly
+impressed, and which I hope to confirm by nearer knowledge, though I
+am afraid that gratification will be for a time withheld.
+
+I have, indeed, published my book, of which I beg to know your
+father's judgment, and yours; and I have now stayed long enough to
+watch its progress in the world. It has, you see, no patrons, and
+I think has yet had no opponents, except the critics of the
+coffee-house, whose outcries are soon dispersed into the air, and are
+thought on no more. From this, therefore, I am at liberty, and think
+of taking the opportunity of this interval to make an excursion, and
+why not then into Lincolnshire? or, to mention a stronger attraction,
+why not to dear Mr. Langton? I will give the true reason, which I know
+you will approve:--I have a mother more than eighty years old, who has
+counted the days to the publication of my book, in hopes of seeing me;
+and to her, if I can disengage myself here, I resolve to go.
+
+As I know, dear sir, that to delay my visit for a reason like this
+will not deprive me of your esteem, I beg it may not lessen your
+kindness. I have very seldom received an offer of friendship which I
+so earnestly desire to cultivate and mature. I shall rejoice to hear
+from you, till I can see you, and will see you as soon as I can; for
+when the duty that calls me to Lichfield is discharged, my inclination
+will carry me to Langton. I shall delight to hear the ocean roar, or
+see the stars twinkle, in the company of men to whom Nature does not
+spread her volumes or utter her voice in vain.
+
+Do not, dear sir, make the slowness of this letter a precedent
+for delay, or imagine that I approved the incivility that I have
+committed; for I have known you enough to love you, and sincerely to
+wish a further knowledge; and I assure you once more, that to live in
+a house that contains such a father and such a son, will be accounted
+a very uncommon degree of pleasure by, dear sir, your most obliged and
+most humble servant.
+
+
+
+TO MISS PORTER
+
+_A mother's death_
+
+
+23 _Jan._ 1759.
+
+You will conceive my sorrow for the loss of my mother, of the best
+mother. If she were to live again, surely I should behave better to
+her. But she is happy, and what is past is nothing to her; and for me,
+since I cannot repair my faults to her, I hope repentance will
+efface them. I return you and all those that have been good to her
+my sincerest thanks, and pray God to repay you all with infinite
+advantage. Write to me and comfort me, dear child. I shall be glad
+likewise, if Kitty will write to me. I shall send a bill of twenty
+pounds in a few days, which I thought to have brought to my mother;
+but God suffered it not. I have not power or composure to say much
+more. God bless you, and bless us all.
+
+
+
+To JOSEPH BARETTI
+
+_A letter of counsel_
+
+
+21 _Dec._ 1762.
+
+SIR,
+
+You are not to suppose, with all your conviction of my idleness, that
+I have passed all this time without writing to my Baretti. I gave
+a letter to Mr. Beauclerk, who, in my opinion, and in his own, was
+hastening to Naples for the recovery of his health; but he has stopped
+at Paris, and I know not when he will proceed. Langton is with him.
+
+I will not trouble you with speculations about peace and war. The good
+or ill success of battles and embassies extends itself to a very small
+part of domestic life: we all have good and evil, which we feel more
+sensibly than our petty part of public miscarriage or prosperity. I am
+sorry for your disappointment, with which you seem more touched than
+I should expect a man of your resolution and experience to have been,
+did I not know that general truths are seldom applied to particular
+occasions; so that the fallacy of our self-love extends itself as wide
+as our interest and affections. Every man believes that mistresses are
+unfaithful, and patrons capricious; but he excepts his own mistress
+and his own patron. We have all learned that greatness is negligent
+and contemptuous, and that in courts, life is often languished away in
+ungratified expectation; but he that approaches greatness, or glitters
+in a court, imagines that destiny has at last exempted him from the
+common lot.
+
+Do not let such evils overwhelm you as thousands have suffered and
+thousands have surmounted; but turn your thoughts with vigour to
+some other plan of life, and keep always in your mind that, with due
+submission to Providence, a man of genius has been seldom ruined but
+by himself. Your patron's weakness or insensibility will finally do
+you little hurt, if he is not assisted by your own passions. Of your
+love I know not the propriety, nor can estimate the power; but in
+love, as in every other passion, of which hope is the essence, we
+ought always to remember the uncertainty of events. There is indeed
+nothing that so much seduces reason from her vigilance, as the thought
+of passing life with an amiable woman; and if all would happen that
+a lover fancies, I know not what other terrestrial happiness would
+deserve pursuit. But love and marriage are different states. Those who
+are to suffer the evils together, and to suffer often for the sakes of
+one another, soon lose that tenderness of look and that benevolence
+of mind which arose from the participation of unmingled pleasure and
+successive amusement. A woman we are sure will not be always fair,
+we are not sure she will always be virtuous; and man cannot retain
+through life that respect and assiduity by which he pleases for a day
+or for a month. I do not however pretend to have discovered that life
+has anything more to be desired than a prudent and virtuous marriage;
+therefore know not what counsel to give you.
+
+If you can quit your imagination of love and greatness, and leave your
+hopes of preferment and bridal raptures to try once more the fortune
+of literature and industry, the way through France is now open. We
+flatter ourselves that we shall cultivate with great diligence the
+arts of peace; and every man will be welcome among us who can teach
+us anything we do not know. For your part, you will find all your old
+friends willing to receive you....
+
+
+
+To MRS. THRALE
+
+_Travel in Scotland_
+
+
+Skye, 21 _Sept._ 1773.
+
+DEAREST MADAM,
+
+I am so vexed at the necessity of sending yesterday so short a letter,
+that I purpose to get a long letter beforehand by writing something
+every day, which I may the more easily do, as a cold makes me now too
+deaf to take the usual pleasure in conversation. Lady Macleod is very
+good to me, and the place at which we now are, is equal in strength of
+situation, in the wildness of the adjacent country, and in the plenty
+and elegance of the domestic entertainment, to a castle in Gothic
+romances. The sea with a little island is before us; cascades play
+within view. Close to the house is the formidable skeleton of an old
+castle probably Danish, and the whole mass of building stands upon
+a protuberance of rock, inaccessible till of late but by a pair of
+stairs on the sea side, and secure in ancient times against any enemy
+that was likely to invade the kingdom of Skye.
+
+Macleod has offered me an island; if it were not too far off I should
+hardly refuse it: my island would be pleasanter than Brighthelmstone,
+if you and my master could come to it; but I cannot think it pleasant
+to live quite alone.
+
+ Oblitusque meorum, obliviscendus et illis.
+
+That I should be elated by the dominion of an island to forgetfulness
+of my friends at Streatham I cannot believe, and I hope never to
+deserve that they should be willing to forget me.
+
+It has happened that I have been often recognised in my journey
+where I did not expect it. At Aberdeen I found one of my acquaintance
+professor of physic; turning aside to dine with a country gentleman, I
+was owned at table by one who had seen me at a philosophical lecture;
+at Macdonald's I was claimed by a naturalist, who wanders about the
+islands to pick up curiosities; and I had once in London attracted the
+notice of Lady Macleod. I will now go on with my account.
+
+The Highland girl made tea, and looked and talked not inelegantly; her
+father was by no means an ignorant or a weak man; there were books in
+the cottage, among which were some volumes of Prideaux's _Connection_:
+this man's conversation we were glad of while we stayed. He had been
+_out_, as they call it, in forty-five, and still retained his old
+opinions. He was going to America, because his rent was raised beyond
+what he thought himself able to pay.
+
+At night our beds were made, but we had some difficulty in persuading
+ourselves to lie down in them, though we had put on our own sheets;
+at last we ventured, and I slept very soundly in the vale of Glen
+Morrison, amidst the rocks and mountains. Next morning our landlord
+liked us so well, that he walked some miles with us for our company,
+through a country so wild and barren that the proprietor does not,
+with all his pressure upon his tenants, raise more than four hundred
+pounds a year for near one hundred square miles or sixty thousand
+acres. He let us know that he had forty head of black cattle, an
+hundred goats, and an hundred sheep, upon a farm that he remembered
+let at five pounds a year, but for which he now paid twenty. He told
+us some stories of their march into England. At last he left us,
+and we went forward, winding among mountains, sometimes green and
+sometimes naked, commonly so steep as not easily to be climbed by
+the greatest vigour and activity: our way was often crossed by little
+rivulets, and we were entertained with small streams trickling from
+the rocks, which after heavy rains must be tremendous torrents.
+
+About noon we came to a small glen, so they call a valley, which
+compared with other places appeared rich and fertile; here our guides
+desired us to stop, that the horses might graze, for the journey
+was very laborious, and no more grass would be found. We made no
+difficulty of compliance, and I sat down to take notes on a green
+bank, with a small stream running at my feet, in the midst of savage
+solitude, with mountains before me, and on either hand covered with
+heath. I looked around me, and wondered that I was not more affected,
+but the mind is not at all times equally ready to be put in motion;
+if my mistress and master and Queeny had been there we should have
+produced some reflections among us, either poetical or philosophical,
+for though _solitude be the nurse of woe_, conversation is often the
+parent of remarks and discoveries.
+
+In about an hour we remounted, and pursued our journey. The lake by
+which we had travelled for some time ended in a river, which we passed
+by a bridge, and came to another glen, with a collection of huts,
+called Auknashealds; the huts were generally built of clods of earth,
+held together by the intertexture of vegetable fibres, of which earth
+there are great levels in Scotland which they call mosses. Moss in
+Scotland is bog in Ireland, and moss-trooper is bog-trotter: there
+was, however, one hut built of loose stones, piled up with great
+thickness into a strong though not solid wall. From this house we
+obtained some great pails of milk, and having brought bread with us,
+were very liberally regaled. The inhabitants, a very coarse tribe,
+ignorant of any language but Erse, gathered so fast about us, that if
+we had not had Highlanders with us, they might have caused more alarm
+than pleasure; they are called the Clan of Macrae.
+
+We had been told that nothing gratified the Highlanders so much as
+snuff and tobacco, and had accordingly stored ourselves with both at
+Fort Augustus. Boswell opened his treasure, and gave them each a piece
+of tobacco roll. We had more bread than we could eat for the present,
+and were more liberal than provident. Boswell cut it in slices, and
+gave them an opportunity of tasting wheaten bread for the first time.
+I then got some halfpence for a shilling, and made up the deficiencies
+of Boswell's distribution, who had given some money among the
+children. We then directed that the mistress of the stone house should
+be asked what we must pay her: she, who perhaps had never before
+sold anything but cattle, knew not, I believe, well what to ask, and
+referred herself to us: we obliged her to make some demand, and one of
+the Highlanders settled the account with her at a shilling. One of the
+men advised her, with the cunning that clowns never can be without, to
+ask more; but she said that a shilling was enough. We gave her half
+a crown, and she offered part of it again. The Macraes were so well
+pleased with our behaviour, that they declared it the best day they
+had seen since the time of the old Laird of Macleod, who, I suppose,
+like us, stopped in their valley, as he was travelling to Skye....
+
+I cannot forbear to interrupt my narrative. Boswell, with some of his
+troublesome kindness, has informed this family and reminded me that
+the 18th of September is my birthday. The return of my birthday, if I
+remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general
+care of humanity to escape. I can now look back upon three score
+and four years, in which little has been done, and little has been
+enjoyed; a life diversified by misery, spent part in the sluggishness
+of penury, and part under the violence of pain, in gloomy discontent
+or importunate distress. But perhaps I am better than I should have
+been if I had been less afflicted. With this I will try to be content.
+
+In proportion as there is less pleasure in retrospective
+considerations, the mind is more disposed to wander forward into
+futurity; but at sixty-four what promises, however liberal, of
+imaginary good can futurity venture to make? Yet something will be
+always promised and some promises will always be credited. I am hoping
+and I am praying that I may live better in the time to come, whether
+long or short, than I have yet lived, and in the solace of that
+hope endeavour to repose. Dear Queeny's day is next, I hope she at
+sixty-four will have less to regret....
+
+You will now expect that I should give you some account of the Isle of
+Skye, of which, though I have been twelve days upon it, I have little
+to say. It is an island perhaps fifty miles long, so much indented by
+inlets of the sea that there is no part of it removed from the water
+more than six miles. No part that I have seen is plain; you are always
+climbing or descending, and every step is upon rock or mire. A walk
+upon ploughed ground in England is a dance upon carpets compared to
+the toilsome drudgery of wandering in Skye. There is neither town nor
+village in the island, nor have I seen any house but Macleod's, that
+is not much below your habitation at Brighthelmstone. In the mountains
+there are stags and roebucks, but no hares, and few rabbits; nor have
+I seen anything that interested me as a zoologist, except an otter,
+bigger than I thought an otter could have been.
+
+You perhaps are imagining that I am withdrawn from the gay and
+the busy world into regions of peace and pastoral felicity, and am
+enjoying the relics of the golden age; that I am surveying nature's
+magnificence from a mountain, or remarking her minuter beauties on the
+flowery bank of a winding rivulet; that I am invigorating myself in
+the sunshine, or delighting my imagination with being hidden from
+the invasion of human evils and human passions in the darkness of a
+thicket; that I am busy in gathering shells and pebbles on the shore,
+or contemplative on a rock, from which I look upon the water, and
+consider how many waves are rolling between me and Streatham.
+
+The use of travelling is to regulate imagination by reality, and
+instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. Here
+are mountains which I should once have climbed, but to climb steps
+is now very laborious, and to descend them dangerous; and I am now
+content with knowing, that by scrambling up a rock, I shall only see
+other rocks, and a wider circuit of barren desolation. Of streams, we
+have here a sufficient number, but they murmur not upon pebbles, but
+upon rocks. Of flowers, if Chloris herself were here, I could present
+her only with the bloom of heath. Of lawns and thickets, he must read
+that would know them, for here is little sun and no shade. On the sea
+I look from my window, but am not much tempted to the shore; for since
+I came to this island, almost every breath of air has been a storm,
+and what is worse, a storm with all its severity, but without its
+magnificence, for the sea is here so broken into channels that there
+is not a sufficient volume of water either for lofty surges or a loud
+roar....
+
+
+
+TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE THE EARL OF CHESTERFIELD
+
+_Patronage_
+
+
+7 _Feb_. 1775.
+
+MY LORD,
+
+I have been lately informed, by the proprietor of _The World_, that
+two papers, in which my _Dictionary_ is recommended to the public, are
+by your lordship. To be so distinguished is an honour, which, being
+very little accustomed to favours from the great, I know not well how
+to receive, or in what terms to acknowledge.
+
+When, upon some slight encouragement, I first visited your lordship, I
+was overpowered, like the rest of mankind, by the enchantment of your
+address, and could not forbear to wish that I might boast myself _le
+vainqueur du vainqueur de la terre_;--that I might obtain that regard
+for which I saw the world contending; but I found my attendance so
+little encouraged, that neither pride nor modesty would suffer me to
+continue it. When I had once addressed your lordship in public, I
+had exhausted all the art of pleasing which a retired and uncourtly
+scholar can possess. I had done all I could; and no man is well
+pleased to have his all neglected, be it ever so little.
+
+Seven years, my lord, have now passed, since I waited in your outward
+rooms, or was repulsed from your door; during which time I have been
+pushing on my work through difficulties, of which it is useless to
+complain, and have brought it at last to the verge of publication,
+without one act of assistance, one word of encouragement, or one smile
+of favour. Such treatment I did not expect, for I never had a patron
+before.
+
+The shepherd in _Virgil_ grew at last acquainted with Love, and found
+him a native of the rocks.
+
+Is not a patron, my lord, one who looks with unconcern on a man
+struggling for life in the water, and when he has reached ground,
+encumbers him with help? The notice which you have been pleased to
+take of my labours, had it been early had been kind; but it has
+been delayed till I am indifferent, and cannot enjoy it; till I am
+solitary, and cannot impart it; till I am known, and do not want it. I
+hope it is no very cynical asperity, not to confess obligations,
+where no benefit has been received, or to be unwilling that the public
+should consider me as owing that to a patron, which Providence has
+enabled me to do for myself.
+
+Having carried on my work thus far with so little obligation to any
+favourer of learning, I shall not be disappointed though I shall
+conclude it, if less be possible, with less; for I have been long
+wakened from that dream of hope in which I once boasted myself with so
+much exultation.
+
+My Lord,
+
+Your Lordship's most humble,
+most obedient servant.
+
+
+
+To JAMES BOSWELL
+
+_A silent friend_
+
+
+13 _July_, 1779.
+
+DEAR SIR,
+
+What can possibly have happened that keeps us two such strangers to
+each other? I expected to have heard from you when you came home; I
+expected afterwards. I went into the country and returned, and yet
+there is no letter from Mr. Boswell. No ill, I hope, has happened; and
+if ill should happen, why should it be concealed from him who loves
+you? Is it a fit of humour, that has disposed you to try who can hold
+out longest without writing? If it be, you have the victory. But I am
+afraid of something bad; set me free from my suspicions.
+
+My thoughts are at present employed in guessing the reason of your
+silence; you must not expect that I should tell you anything, if I had
+anything to tell. Write, pray write to me, and let me know what is or
+what has been the cause of this long interruption.
+
+
+
+To MRS. THRALE
+
+_A great man's fortitude_
+
+
+19 _June_, 1783.
+
+ON Monday the 16th, I sat for my picture and walked a considerable way
+with little inconvenience. In the afternoon and evening I felt myself
+light and easy, and began to plan schemes of life. Thus I went to bed,
+and in a short time waked and sat up, as has been long my custom,
+when I felt a confusion and indistinctness in my head, which lasted,
+I suppose, about half a minute. I was alarmed, and prayed God, that
+however he might afflict my body, he would spare my understanding.
+This prayer, that I might try the integrity of my faculties, I made in
+Latin verse. The lines were not very good, but I knew them not to be
+very good: I made them easily, and concluded myself to be unimpaired
+in my faculties.
+
+Soon after I perceived that I had suffered a paralytic stroke,
+and that my speech was taken from me. I had no pain, and so little
+dejection in this dreadful state, that I wondered at my own apathy,
+and considered that perhaps death itself, when it should come, would
+excite less horror than seems now to attend it.
+
+In order to rouse the vocal organs, I took two drams. Wine has been
+celebrated for the production of eloquence. I put myself into violent
+motion, and I think repeated it; but all was vain. I then went to bed,
+and strange as it may seem, I slept. When I saw light, it was time to
+contrive what I should do. Though God stopped my speech, he left me
+my hands; I enjoyed a mercy which was not granted to my dear friend
+Lawrence, who now perhaps overlooks me as I am writing, and rejoices
+that I have what he wanted. My first note was necessarily to my
+servant, who came in talking, and could not immediately comprehend why
+he should read what I put into his hands. I then wrote a card to Mr.
+Allen, that I might have a discreet friend at hand, to act as occasion
+should require. In penning this note I had some difficulty; my hand,
+I knew not how nor why, made wrong letters. I then wrote to Dr. Taylor
+to come to me, and bring Dr. Heberden: and I sent to Dr. Brocklesby,
+who is my neighbour. My physicians are very friendly, and give me
+great hopes; but you may imagine my situation. I have so far recovered
+my vocal powers, as to repeat the Lord's Prayer with no very imperfect
+articulation. My memory, I hope, yet remains as it was! but such an
+attack produces solicitude for the safety of every faculty.
+
+
+
+
+LAURENCE STERNE
+
+1713-1768
+
+
+
+To Miss LUMLEY
+
+_The disconsolate lover_
+
+
+[1740-1]
+
+You bid me tell you, my dear L., how I bore your departure for S----,
+and whether the valley, where D'Estella stands, retains still its
+looks, or if I think the roses or jessamines smell as sweet as when
+you left it. Alas! everything has now lost its relish and look! The
+hour you left D'Estella I took to my bed. I was worn out with fevers
+of all kinds, but most by that fever of the heart with which thou
+knowest well I have been wasting these two years--and shall continue
+wasting till you quit S----. The good Miss S----, from the forebodings
+of the best of hearts, thinking I was ill, insisted upon my going to
+her. What can be the cause, my dear L., that I never have been able to
+see the face of this mutual friend, but I feel myself rent to pieces?
+She made me stay an hour with her, and in that short space I burst
+into tears a dozen different times, and in such affectionate gusts of
+passion, that she was constrained to leave the room, and sympathize
+in her dressing-room. I have been weeping for you both, said she, in
+a tone of the sweetest pity--for poor L.'s heart, I have long known
+it--her anguish is as sharp as yours--her heart as tender--her
+constancy as great--her virtues as heroic--Heaven brought you not
+together to be tormented. I could only answer her with a kind look,
+and a heavy sigh, and returned home to your lodgings (which I have
+hired till your return) to resign myself to misery. Fanny had prepared
+me a supper--she is all attention to me--but I sat over it with tears;
+a bitter sauce, my L., but I could eat it with no other; for the
+moment she began to spread my little table, my heart fainted within
+me. One solitary plate, one knife, one fork, one glass! I gave a
+thousand pensive, penetrating looks at the chair thou hadst so often
+graced, in those quiet and sentimental repasts, then laid down my
+knife and fork, and took out my handkerchief, and clapped it across
+my face, and wept like a child. I could do so this very moment, my L.;
+for, as I take up my pen, my poor pulse quickens, my pale face glows,
+and tears are trickling down upon the paper, as I trace the word
+L----. O thou! blessed in thyself, and in thy virtues, blessed to all
+that know thee--to me most so, because more do I know of thee than all
+thy sex. This is the philtre, my L., by which thou hast charmed me,
+and by which thou wilt hold me thine, while virtue and faith hold this
+world together. This, my friend, is the plain and simple magic, by
+which I told Miss ---- I have won a place in that heart of thine, on
+which I depend so satisfied, that time, or distance, or change of
+everything which might alarm the hearts of little men, create no
+uneasy suspense in mine. Wast thou to stay in S---- these seven
+years, thy friend, though he would grieve, scorns to doubt, or to be
+doubted--'tis the only exception where security is not the parent of
+danger.
+
+I told you poor Fanny was all attention to me since your
+departure--contrives every day bringing in the name of L. She told
+me last night (upon giving me some hartshorn), she had observed my
+illness began the very day of your departure for S----; that I had
+never held up my head, had seldom, or scarce ever, smiled, had fled
+from all society; that she verily believed I was broken-hearted, for
+she had never entered the room, or passed by the door, but she heard
+me sigh heavily; that I neither eat, or slept, or took pleasure in
+anything as before. Judge then, my L., can the valley look so well,
+or the roses and jessamines smell so sweet as heretofore? Ah me! but
+adieu--the vesper bell calls me from thee to my GOD.
+
+
+
+To DAVID GARRICK
+
+_Le chevalier Shandy_
+
+
+Paris, 19 _March_, 1762.
+
+
+DEAR GARRICK,
+
+This will be put into your hands by Dr. Shippen, a physician, who has
+been here some time with Miss Poyntz, and is at this moment setting
+out for your metropolis; so I snatch the opportunity of writing to you
+and my kind friend Mrs. Garrick. I see nothing like her here, and yet
+I have been introduced to one half of their best Goddesses, and in a
+month more shall be admitted to the shrines of the other half; but I
+neither worship or fall (much) on my knees before them; but, on the
+contrary, have converted many unto Shandeism; for be it known, I
+Shandy it away fifty times more than I was ever wont, talk more
+nonsense than ever you heard me talk in your days--and to all sorts
+of people. _Qui le diable est cet homme-là_--said Choiseul t'other
+day--_ce chevalier Shandy_? You'll think me as vain as a devil, was I
+to tell you the rest of the dialogue; whether the bearer knows it or
+no, I know not. 'Twill serve up after supper, in Southampton-street,
+amongst other small dishes, after the fatigues of Richard III. O God!
+they have nothing here, which gives the nerves so smart a blow, as
+those great characters in the hands of Garrick! but I forgot I
+am writing to the man himself. The devil take (as he will) these
+transports of enthusiasm! Apropos, the whole city of Paris is
+_bewitched_ with the comic opera, and if it was not for the affair
+of the Jesuits, which takes up one half of our talk, the comic opera
+would have it all. It is a tragical nuisance in all companies as it
+is, and was it not for some sudden starts and dashes of Shandeism,
+which now and then either break the thread, or entangle it so, that
+the devil himself would be puzzled in winding it off, I should die a
+martyr--this by the way I never will.
+
+I send you over some of these comic operas by the bearer, with the
+_Sallon_, a satire. The French comedy, I seldom visit it--they act
+scarce in anything but tragedies--and the Clairon is great, and Mile.
+Dumesnil, in some places, still greater than her; yet I cannot bear
+preaching--I fancy I got a surfeit of it in my younger days. There
+is a tragedy to be damned to-night--peace be with it, and the gentle
+brain which made it! I have ten thousand things to tell you I cannot
+write, I do a thousand things which cut no figure, _but in the
+doing_--and as in London, I have the honour of having done and said a
+thousand things I never did or dreamed of--and yet I dream abundantly.
+If the devil stood behind me in the shape of a courier, I could not
+write faster than I do, having five letters more to dispatch by the
+same gentleman; he is going into another section of the globe, and
+when he has seen you, will depart in peace.
+
+The Duke of Orleans has suffered my portrait to be added to the number
+of some odd men in his collection; and a gentleman who lives with him
+has taken it most expressively, at full length: I purpose to obtain an
+etching of it, and to send it you. Your prayer for me of _rosy health_
+is heard. If I stay here for three or four months, I shall return more
+than reinstated. My love to Mrs. Garrick.
+
+
+
+To MR. FOLEY AT PARIS
+
+_An adventure on the road_
+
+
+Toulouse, 14 _Aug_. 1762.
+
+MY DEAR FOLEY,
+
+After many turnings (_alias_ digressions), to say nothing of downright
+overthrows, stops, and delays, we have arrived in three weeks at
+Toulouse, and are now settled in our houses with servants, &c., about
+us, and look as composed as if we had been here seven years. In
+our journey we suffered so much from the heats, it gives me pain to
+remember it; I never saw a cloud from Paris to Nismes half as broad as
+a twenty-four sols piece. Good God! we were toasted, roasted, grilled,
+stewed and carbonaded on one side or other all the way; and being all
+done enough (_assez cuits_) in the day, we were eat up at night by
+bugs, and other unswept-out vermin, the legal inhabitants (if length
+of possession gives right) of every inn we lay at. Can you conceive
+a worse accident than that in such a journey, in the hottest day and
+hour of it, four miles from either tree or shrub which could cast a
+shade of the size of one of Eve's fig leaves, that we should break a
+hind wheel into ten thousand pieces, and be obliged in consequence
+to sit five hours on a gravelly road, without one drop of water, or
+possibility of getting any? To mend the matter, my two postillions
+were two dough-hearted fools, and fell a-crying. Nothing was to be
+done! By heaven, quoth I, pulling off my coat and waistcoat, something
+shall be done, for I'll thrash you both within an inch of your lives,
+and then make you take each of you a horse, and ride like two devils
+to the next post for a cart to carry my baggage, and a wheel to
+carry ourselves. Our luggage weighed ten quintals. It was the fair
+of Baucaire, all the world was going, or returning; we were asked by
+every soul who passed by us, if we were going to the fair of Baucaire.
+No wonder, quoth I, we have goods enough! _vous avez raison, mes
+amis_....
+
+
+
+
+THOMAS GRAY
+
+1716-1771
+
+To RICHARD WEST
+
+_Scenery at Tivoli_
+
+
+Tivoli, 20 _May_, 1740.
+
+This day being in the palace of his Highness the Duke of Modena, he
+laid his most serene commands upon me to write to Mr. West, and said
+he thought it for his glory, that I should draw up an inventory of all
+his most serene possessions for the said West's perusal. Imprimis,
+a house, being in circumference a quarter of a mile, two feet and an
+inch; the said house containing the following particulars, to wit,
+a great room. Item, another great room; item, a bigger room; item,
+another room; item, a vast room; item, a sixth of the same; a seventh
+ditto; an eighth as before; a ninth as above said; a tenth (see No.
+1); item, ten more such, besides twenty besides, which, not to be too
+particular, we shall pass over. The said rooms contain nine chairs,
+two tables, five stools and a cricket. From whence we shall proceed
+to the garden, containing two millions of superfine laurel hedges,
+a clump of cypress trees, and half the river Teverone.--Finis. Dame
+Nature desired me to put in a list of her little goods and chattels,
+and, as they were small, to be very minute about them. She has built
+here three or four little mountains, and laid them out in an irregular
+semi-circle; from certain others behind, at a greater distance, she
+has drawn a canal, into which she has put a little river of hers,
+called Anio; she has cut a huge cleft between the two innermost of her
+four hills, and there she has left it to its own disposal; which she
+has no sooner done, but, like a heedless chit, it tumbles headlong
+down a declivity fifty feet perpendicular, breaks itself all to
+shatters, and is converted into a shower of rain, where the sun forms
+many a bow, red, green, blue, and yellow. To get out of our metaphors
+without any further trouble, it is the most noble sight in the world.
+The weight of that quantity of waters, and the force they fall with,
+have worn the rocks they throw themselves among into a thousand
+irregular craggs, and to a vast depth. In this channel it goes boiling
+along with a mighty noise till it comes to another steep, where you
+see it a second time come roaring down (but first you must walk
+two miles farther) a greater height than before, but not with that
+quantity of waters; for by this time it has divided itself, being
+crossed and opposed by the rocks, into four several streams, each of
+which, in emulation of the great one, will tumble down too; and it
+does tumble down, but not from an equally elevated place; so that you
+have at one view all these cascades intermixed with groves of olive
+and little woods, the mountains rising behind them, and on the top of
+one (that which forms the extremity of one of the half-circle's horns)
+is seated the town itself. At the very extremity of that extremity, on
+the brink of the precipice, stands the Sybil's temple, the remains
+of a little rotunda, surrounded with its portico, above half of whose
+beautiful Corinthian pillars are still standing and entire; all this
+on one hand. On the other, the open Campagna of Rome, here and there
+a little castle on a hillock, and the city itself at the very brink of
+the horizon, indistinctly seen (being eighteen miles off) except the
+dome of St. Peter's; which, if you look out of your window, wherever
+you are, I suppose, you can see. I did not tell you that a little
+below the first fall, on the side of the rock, and hanging over that
+torrent, are little ruins which they show you for Horace's house, a
+curious situation to observe the
+
+ Praeceps Anio et Tiburni lucus, et uda
+ Mobilibus pomaria rivis.
+
+Maecenas did not care for such a noise, it seems, and built him a
+house (which they also carry one to see) so situated that it sees
+nothing at all of the matter, and for anything he knew there might be
+no such river in the world. Horace had another house on the other side
+of the Teverone, opposite to Maecenas's; and they told us there was
+a bridge of communication, by which _andava il detto Signor per
+trastullarsi coll' istesso Orazio_. In coming hither we crossed the
+Aquae Albulae, a vile little brook that stinks like a fury, and they
+say it has stunk so these thousand years. I forgot the Piscina of
+Quintilius Varus, where he used to keep certain little fishes. This
+is very entire, and there is a piece of the aqueduct that supplied it
+too; in the garden below is old Rome, built in little, just as it was,
+they say. There are seven temples in it, and no houses at all; they
+say there were none.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A poet's melancholy_
+
+
+London, 27 _May_, 1742.
+
+Mine, you are to know is a white Melancholy, or rather Leucocholy
+for the most part; which, though it seldom laughs or dances, nor ever
+amounts to what one called Joy or Pleasure, yet is a good easy sort
+of a state, and _ça ne laisse que de s'amuser._ The only fault is its
+insipidity; which is apt now and then to give a sort of Ennui, which
+makes one form certain little wishes that signify nothing. But there
+is another sort, black indeed, which I have now and then felt, that
+has somewhat in it like Tertullian's rule of faith, _Credo quia
+impossibile est_; for it believes, nay, is sure of everything that is
+unlikely, so it be but frightful; and on the other hand excludes and
+shuts its eyes to the most possible hopes, and everything that is
+pleasurable; from this the Lord deliver us! for none but he and
+sunshiny weather can do it. In hopes of enjoying this kind of weather
+I am going into the country for a few weeks, but shall be never the
+nearer any society; so, if you have any charity, you will continue to
+write. My life is like Harry the Fourth's supper of Hens, 'Poulets à
+la broche, Poulets en Ragoût, Poulets en Hâchis, Poulets en Fricassées
+'. Reading here, Reading there; nothing but books with different
+sauces. Do not let me lose my desert then; for though that be Reading
+too, yet it has a very different flavour. The May seems to be come
+since your invitation; and I propose to bask in her beams and dress me
+in her roses.
+
+ Et caput in verna semper habere rosa.
+
+I shall see Mr. ---- and his Wife, nay, and his Child, too, for he has
+got a Boy. Is it not odd to consider one's Cotemporaries in the grave
+light of Husband and Father? There is my lords Sandwich and Halifax,
+they are Statesmen: Do not you remember them dirty boys playing at
+cricket? As for me, I am never a bit the older, nor the bigger, nor
+the wiser than I was then: no, not for having been beyond sea. Pray,
+how are you?...
+
+
+
+To HORACE WALPOLE
+
+_The fate of Selima_
+
+
+Cambridge, 1 _March_, 1747.
+
+As one ought to be particularly careful to avoid blunders in a
+compliment of condolence, it would be a sensible satisfaction to
+me (before I testify my sorrow, and the sincere part I take in your
+misfortune) to know for certain, who it is that I lament. I knew Zara
+and Selima (Selima, was it? or Fatima?) or rather I knew both of them
+together; for I cannot justly say which was which. Then as to your
+handsome Cat, the name you distinguished her by, I am no less at a
+loss, as well knowing one's handsome cat is always the cat one likes
+best; or if one be alive and the other dead, it is usually the latter
+that is the handsomest. Besides, if the point were never so clear, I
+hope you do not think me so ill-bred or so imprudent as to forfeit all
+my interest in the survivor; Oh no! I would rather seem to mistake,
+and to be sure it must be the tabby one that had met with this sad
+accident. Till this affair is a little better determined, you will
+excuse me if I do not begin to cry:
+
+ Tempus inane peto, requiem, spatiumque doloris.
+
+Which interval is the more convenient, as it gives time to rejoice
+with you on your new honours. This is only a beginning; I reckon next
+week we shall hear you are a free-Mason, or a Gormorgon at least.
+Heigh ho! I feel (as you to be sure have done long since) that I have
+very little to say, at least in prose. Somebody will be the better for
+it; I do not mean you, but your Cat, feuë Mademoiselle Selime, whom I
+am about to immortalize for one week or fortnight, as follows.
+
+... There's a poem for you, it is rather too long for an Epitaph.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Publication of the Elegy_
+
+
+Cambridge, 11 _Feb_. 1751.
+
+As you have brought me into a little sort of distress, you must assist
+me, I believe, to get out of it as well as I can. Yesterday I had
+the misfortune of receiving a letter from certain gentlemen (as their
+bookseller expresses it), who have taken the _Magazine of Magazines_
+into their hands. They tell me that an _ingenious_ poem, called
+_Reflections in a Country Churchyard_, has been communicated to them,
+which they are printing forthwith; that they are informed that the
+_excellent_ author of it is I by name, and that they beg not only his
+_indulgence_, but the _honour_ of his correspondence, &c. As I am not
+at all disposed to be either so indulgent, or so correspondent, as
+they desire, I have but one bad way left to escape the honour they
+would inflict upon me; and, therefore, am obliged to desire you would
+make Dodsley print it immediately (which may be done in less than a
+week's time) from your copy, but without my name, in what form is
+most convenient for him, but on his best paper and character; he must
+correct the press himself, and print it without any interval between
+the stanzas, because the sense is in some places continued
+beyond them; and the title must be,--_Elegy, written in a Country
+Churchyard_. If he would add a line or two to say it came into
+his hands by accident, I should like it better. If you behold the
+_Magazine of Magazines_ in the light that I do, you will not refuse to
+give yourself this trouble on my account, which you have taken of your
+own accord before now. If Dodsley do not do this immediately, he may
+as well let it alone.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_At Burnham_
+
+
+[Burnham,] _Sept_. 1737.
+
+I was hindered in my last, and so could not give you all the trouble
+I would have done. The description of a road, which your coach wheels
+have so often honoured, it would be needless to give you; suffice
+it that I arrived safe at my uncle's, who is a great hunter in
+imagination; his dogs take up every chair in the house, so I am forced
+to stand at this present writing; and though the gout forbids him
+galloping after them in the field, yet he continues to regale his ears
+and nose with their comfortable noise and stink. He holds me mighty
+cheap, I perceive, for walking when I should ride, and reading when
+I should hunt. My comfort amidst all this is, that I have at the
+distance of half a mile, through a green lane, a forest (the vulgar
+call it a common) all my own, at least as good as so, for I spy no
+human thing in it but myself. It is a little chaos of mountains and
+precipices; mountains, it is true, that do not ascend much above the
+clouds, nor are the declivities quite so amazing as Dover Cliff; but
+just such hills as people who love their necks as well as I do may
+venture to climb, and crags that give the eye as much pleasure as if
+they were more dangerous. Both vale and hill are covered with most
+venerable beeches, and other very reverend vegetables, that, like most
+other ancient people, are always dreaming out their old stories to the
+winds.
+
+ _And as they bow their hoary tops relate,
+ In murm'ring sounds, the dark decrees of fate;
+ While visions, as poetic eyes avow,
+ Cling to each leaf, and swarm on every bough._
+
+At the foot of one of these squats ME I (_ilpenseroso_), and there
+grow to the trunk for a whole morning. The timorous hare and sportive
+squirrel gambol round me like Adam in Paradise, before he had an Eve;
+but I think he did not use to read Virgil, as I commonly do there.
+In this situation I often converse with my Horace, aloud too, that is
+talk to you, but I do not remember that I ever heard you answer me.
+I beg pardon for taking all the conversation to myself, but it is
+entirely your own fault....
+
+
+
+To THE REV. WILLIAM MASON
+
+_The Laureateship_
+
+
+19 _Dec_. 1757.
+
+DEAR MASON,
+
+Though I very well know the bland emollient saponaceous qualities both
+of sack and silver, yet if any great man would say to me, 'I make you
+Rat-catcher to his Majesty, with a salary of £300 a-year and two butts
+of the best Malaga; and though it has been usual to catch a mouse or
+two, for form's sake, in public once a year, yet to you, sir, we shall
+not stand on these things,' I cannot say I should jump at it; nay, if
+they would drop the very name of the office, and call me Sinecure
+to the King's Majesty, I should feel a little awkward, and think
+everybody I saw smelt a rat about me; but I do not pretend to blame
+any one else that has not the same sensations; for my part, I would
+rather be serjeant trumpeter or pinmaker to the palace. Nevertheless
+I interest myself a little in the history of it, and rather wish
+somebody may accept it who will retrieve the credit of the thing, if
+it be retrieveable, or ever had any credit. Rowe was, I think, the
+last man of character that had it. As to Settle, whom you mention,
+he belonged to my lord mayor, not to the King. Eusden was a person
+of great hopes in his youth, though at last he turned out a drunken
+person. Dryden was as disgraceful to the office from his character,
+as the poorest scribbler could have been from his verses. The office
+itself has always humbled the professor hitherto (even in an age when
+kings were somebody), if he were a poor writer by making him more
+conspicuous, and if he were a good one by setting him at war with the
+little fry of his own profession, for there are poets little enough to
+envy even a poet laureate.
+
+
+
+To DR. WHARTON
+
+_A holiday in Kent_
+
+
+Pembroke College, 26 _Aug_. 1766.
+
+DEAR DOCTOR,
+
+Whatever my pen may do, I am sure my thoughts expatiate nowhere
+oftener, or with more pleasure, than to Old Park. I hope you have made
+my peace with Miss Deborah. It is certain, whether her name were in
+my letter or not, she was as present to my memory as the rest of the
+little family; and I desire you would present her with two kisses
+in my name, and one a piece to all the others; for I shall take the
+liberty to kiss them all (great and small) as you are to be my proxy.
+
+In spite of the rain, which I think continued with very short
+intervals till the beginning of this month, and quite effaced the
+summer from the year, I made a shift to pass May and June, not
+disagreeably, in Kent. I was surprised at the beauty of the road
+to Canterbury, which (I know not why) had not struck me in the same
+manner before. The whole country is a rich and well cultivated garden;
+orchards, cherry grounds, hop grounds, intermixed with corn and
+frequent villages, gentle risings covered with wood, and everywhere
+the Thames and Medway breaking in upon the landscape, with all their
+navigation. It was indeed owing to the bad weather that the whole
+scene was dressed in that tender emerald green, which one usually sees
+only for a fortnight in the opening of Spring; and this continued till
+I left the country. My residence was eight miles east of Canterbury,
+in a little quiet valley on the skirts of Barham Down; in these parts
+the whole soil is chalk, and whenever it holds up, in half an hour
+it is dry enough to walk out. I took the opportunity of three or four
+days fine weather to go into the Isle of Thanet, saw Margate (which
+is Bartholomew Fair by the seaside), Ramsgate, and other places there;
+and so came by Sandwich, Deal, Dover, Folkestone, and Hythe, back
+again. The coast is not like Hartlepool, there are no rocks, but
+only chalky cliffs, of no great height, till you come to Dover. There
+indeed they are noble and picturesque, and the opposite coasts of
+France begin to bound your view, which was left before to range
+unlimited by anything but the horizon; yet it is by no means a
+_shipless_ sea, but everywhere peopled with white sails and vessels of
+all sizes in motion; and take notice (except in the Isle, which is all
+corn fields, and has very little enclosure), there are in all places
+hedgerows and tall trees, even within a few yards of the beach,
+particularly Hythe stands on an eminence covered with wood. I shall
+confess we had fires of a night (aye and a day too) several times even
+in June: but don't go too far and take advantage of this, for it was
+the most untoward year that ever I remember.
+
+Your friend Rousseau (I doubt) grows tired of Mr. Davenport and
+Derbyshire; he has picked a quarrel with David Hume, and writes
+him letters of fourteen pages folio, upbraiding him with all his
+_noirceurs_; take one only as a specimen. He says, that at Calais
+they chanced to sleep in the same room together, and that he overheard
+David talking in his sleep, and saying, '_Ah! je le tiens, ce
+Jean-Jacques là_.' In short (I fear), for want of persecution and
+admiration (for these are his real complaints), he will go back to the
+Continent.
+
+What shall I say to you about the ministry? I am as angry as a
+common council man of London about my Lord Chatham; but a little more
+patient, and will hold my tongue till the end of the year. In the
+meantime I do mutter in secret, and to you, that to quit the House of
+Commons, his natural strength, to sap his own popularity and grandeur
+(which no one but himself could have done) by assuming a foolish
+title; and to hope that he could win by it, and attach to him a court
+that hate him, and will dismiss him as soon as ever they dare, was the
+weakest thing that ever was done by so great a man. Had it not been
+for this, I should have rejoiced at the breach between him and Lord
+Temple, and at the union between him and the Duke of Grafton and
+Mr. Conway: but patience! we shall see! Stonehewer perhaps is in the
+country (for he hoped for a month's leave of absence), and if you see
+him you will learn more than I can tell you.
+
+
+
+
+HORACE WALPOLE
+
+1717-1797
+
+
+
+To RICHARD WEST
+
+_Floods in the Arno_
+
+
+From Florence, _Nov_. 1740.
+
+Child, I am going to let you see your shocking proceedings with us. On
+my conscience, I believe 'tis three months since you wrote to either
+Gray or me. If you had been ill, Ashton would have said so; and if
+you had been dead, the gazettes would have said it. If you had been
+angry,--but that's impossible; how can one quarrel with folks three
+thousand miles off? We are neither divines nor commentators, and
+consequently have not hated you on paper. 'Tis to show that my charity
+for you cannot be interrupted at this distance that I write to you,
+though I have nothing to say, for 'tis a bad time for small news; and
+when emperors and czarinas are dying all up and down Europe, one can't
+pretend to tell you of anything that happens within our sphere. Not
+but that we have our accidents too. If you have had a great wind in
+England, we have had a great water at Florence. We have been trying
+to set out every day, and pop upon you[1] ... It is fortunate that
+we stayed, for I don't know what had become of us! Yesterday, with
+violent rains, there came flouncing down from the mountains such a
+flood that it floated the whole city. The jewellers on the Old Bridge
+removed their commodities, and in two hours after the bridge was
+cracked. The torrent broke down the quays and drowned several
+coach-horses, which are kept here in stables under ground. We were
+moated into our house all day, which is near the Arno, and had the
+miserable spectacles of the ruins that were washed along with the
+hurricane. There was a cart with two oxen not quite dead, and four men
+in it drowned: but what was ridiculous, there came tiding along a
+fat hay-cock, with a hen and her eggs, and a cat. The torrent is
+considerably abated; but we expect terrible news from the country,
+especially from Pisa, which stands so much lower, and nearer the
+sea. There is a stone here, which, when the water overflows, Pisa is
+entirely flooded. The water rose two ells yesterday above that stone.
+Judge!
+
+For this last month we have passed our time but dully, all diversions
+silenced on the Emperor's death, and everybody out of town. I have
+seen nothing but cards and dull pairs of cicisbeos. I have literally
+seen so much of love and pharaoh since being here, that I believe I
+shall never love either again so long as I live. Then I am got into
+a horrid lazy way of a morning. I don't believe I should know seven
+o'clock in the morning again if I was to see it. But I am returning to
+England, and shall grow very solemn and wise! Are you wise? Dear West,
+have pity on one who has done nothing of gravity for these two years,
+and do laugh sometimes. We do nothing else, and have contracted such
+formidable ideas of the good people of England that we are already
+nourishing great black eyebrows and great black beards, and teasing
+our countenances into wrinkles.
+
+[Footnote 1: MS. torn here.]
+
+
+
+To RICHARD BENTLEY
+
+_Pictures and Garrick_
+
+
+Strawberry Hill, 15 _Aug_. 1755.
+
+MY DEAR SIR,
+
+Though I wrote to you so lately, and have certainly nothing new to
+tell you, I can't help scribbling a line to you to-night, as I am
+going to Mr. Rigby's for a week or ten days, and must thank you first
+for the three pictures. One of them charms me, the Mount Orgueil,
+which is absolutely fine; the sea, and shadow upon it, are masterly.
+The other two I don't, at least won't, take for finished. If you
+please, Elizabeth Castle shall be Mr. Müntz's performance: indeed I
+see nothing of you in it. I do reconnoitre you in the Hercules and
+Nessus; but in both, your colours are dirty, carelessly dirty: in
+your distant hills you are improved, and not hard. The figures are too
+large--I don't mean in the Elizabeth Castle, for there they are neat;
+but the centaur, though he dies as well as Garrick can, is outrageous.
+Hercules and Deianira are by no means so: he is sentimental, and she
+most improperly sorrowful. However, I am pleased enough to beg you
+would continue. As soon as Mr. Müntz returns from the Vine, you shall
+have a good supply of colours. In the meantime why give up the good
+old trade of drawing? Have you no Indian ink, no soot-water, no snuff,
+no coat of onion, no juice of anything? If you love me, draw: you
+would if you knew the real pleasure you can give me. I have been
+studying all your drawings; and next to architecture and trees, I
+determine that you succeed in nothing better than animals. Now (as
+the newspapers say) the late ingenious Mr. Seymour is dead, I would
+recommend horses and greyhounds to you. I should think you capable of
+a landscape or two with delicious bits of architecture. I have known
+you execute the light of a torch or lanthorn so well, that if it
+was called Schalken, a housekeeper at Hampton Court or Windsor, or
+a Catherine at Strawberry Hill, would show it, and say it cost ten
+thousand pounds. Nay, if I could believe that you would ever execute
+any more designs I proposed to you, I would give you a hint for a
+picture that struck me t'other day in Péréfixe's _Life of Henry IV_.
+He says, the king was often seen lying upon a common straw-bed among
+the soldiers, with a piece of brown bread in one hand, and a bit
+of charcoal in t'other, to draw an encampment, or town that he was
+besieging. If this is not character and a picture, I don't know what
+is.
+
+I dined to-day at Garrick's: there were the Duke of Grafton, Lord and
+Lady Rochford, Lady Holderness, the crooked Mostyn, and Dabreu the
+Spanish minister; two regents, of which one is lord chamberlain, the
+other groom of the stole; and the wife of a secretary of state. This
+is being _sur un assez bon ton_ for a player! Don't you want to ask me
+how I like him? Do want, and I will tell you.--I like her exceedingly;
+her behaviour is all sense, and all sweetness too. I don't know how,
+he does not improve so fast upon me: there is a great deal of parts,
+and vivacity, and variety, but there is a great deal too of mimicry
+and burlesque. I am very ungrateful, for he flatters me abundantly;
+but unluckily I know it. I was accustomed to it enough when my father
+was first minister: on his fall I lost it all at once: and since that,
+I have lived with Mr. Chute, who is all vehemence; with Mr. Fox, who
+is all disputation; with Sir Charles Williams, who has no time from
+flattering himself; with Gray, who does not hate to find fault with
+me; with Mr. Conway, who is all sincerity; and with you and Mr. Rigby,
+who have always laughed at me in a good-natured way. I don't know how,
+but I think I like all this as well--I beg his pardon, Mr. Raftor does
+flatter me; but I should be a cormorant for praise, if I could swallow
+it whole as he gives it me.
+
+Sir William Yonge, who has been extinct so long, is at last dead; and
+the war, which began with such a flirt of vivacity, is I think gone to
+sleep. General Braddock has not yet sent over to claim the surname of
+Americanus. But why should I take pains to show you in how many ways I
+know nothing?--Why; I can tell it you in one word--why, Mr. Cambridge
+knows nothing!--I wish you good-night!
+
+
+
+To GEORGE, LORD LYTTELTON
+
+_Gray's Odes_
+
+
+Strawberry Hill, 25 _Aug_. 1757.
+
+MY LORD,
+
+It is a satisfaction one can't often receive, to show a thing of
+great merit to a man of great taste. Your Lordship's approbation is
+conclusive, and it stamps a disgrace on the age, who have not given
+themselves the trouble to see any beauties in these _Odes_ of Mr.
+Gray. They have cast their eyes over them, found them obscure, and
+looked no further, yet perhaps no compositions ever had more sublime
+beauties than are in each. I agree with your Lordship in preferring
+the last upon the whole; the three first stanzas and half, down to
+_agonizing King_, are in my opinion equal to anything in any language
+I understand. Yet the three last of the first Ode please me very near
+as much. The description of Shakespeare is worthy Shakespeare: the
+account of Milton's blindness, though perhaps not strictly defensible,
+is very majestic. The character of Dryden's poetry is as animated as
+what it paints. I can even like the epithet _Orient_; as the last is
+the empire of fancy and poesy, I would allow its livery to be erected
+into a colour. I think _blue-eyed Pleasures_ is allowable: when Homer
+gave eyes of what hue he pleased to his Queen-Goddesses, sure Mr. Gray
+may tinge those of their handmaids.
+
+In answer to your Lordship's objection to _many-twinkling_, in that
+beautiful epode, I will quote authority to which you will yield. As
+Greek as the expression is, it struck Mrs. Garrick, and she says, on
+that whole picture, that Mr. Gray is the only poet who ever understood
+dancing.
+
+These faults I think I can defend, and can excuse others; even the
+great obscurity of the latter, for I do not see it in the first; the
+subject of it has been taken for music,--it is the Power and Progress
+of Harmonious Poetry. I think his objection to prefixing a title to it
+was wrong--that Mr. Cooke published an ode with such a title. If the
+Louis the Great, whom Voltaire has discovered in Hungary, had not
+disappeared from history himself, would not Louis Quatorze have
+annihilated him? I was aware that the second would have darknesses,
+and prevailed for the insertion of what notes there are, and would
+have had more. Mr. Gray said, whatever wanted explanation did not
+deserve it, but that sentence was never so far from being an axiom as
+in the present case. Not to mention how he had shackled himself with
+strophe, antistrophe, and epode (yet acquitting himself nobly),
+the nature of prophecy forbade him naming his kings. To me they are
+apparent enough--yet I am far from thinking either piece perfect,
+though with what faults they have, I hold them in the first rank of
+genius and poetry. The second strophe of the first Ode is inexcusable,
+nor do I wonder your Lordship blames it; even when one does understand
+it, perhaps the last line is too turgid. I am not fond of the
+antistrophe that follows. In the second Ode he made some corrections
+for the worse. _Brave Urion_ was originally _stern_: brave is insipid
+and commonplace. In the third antistrophe, _leave me unblessed,
+unpitied_, stood at first, _leave your despairing Caradoc_. But the
+capital faults in my opinion are these--what punishment was it to
+Edward I to hear that his grandson would conquer France? or is so
+common an event as Edward III being deserted on his death-bed, worthy
+of being made part of a curse that was to avenge a nation? I can't
+cast my eye here, without crying out on those beautiful lines that
+follow, _Fair smiles the morn_? Though the images are extremely
+complicated, what painting in the whirlwind, likened to a lion lying
+in ambush for his evening prey, _in grim repose_. Thirst and hunger
+mocking Richard II appear to me too ludicrously like the devils in
+_The Tempest_, that whisk away the banquet from the shipwrecked Dukes.
+From thence to the conclusion of Queen Elizabeth's portrait, which he
+has faithfully copied from Speed, in the passage where she humbled the
+Polish Ambassador, I admire. I can even allow that image of Rapture
+hovering like an ancient grotesque, though it strictly has little
+meaning: but there I take my leave--the last stanza has no beauties
+for me. I even think its obscurity fortunate, for the allusions to
+Spenser, Shakespeare, Milton, are not only weak, but the two last
+returning again, after appearing so gloriously in the first Ode, and
+with so much fainter colours, enervate the whole conclusion.
+
+Your Lordship sees that I am no enthusiast to Mr. Gray: his great
+lustre has not dazzled me, as his obscurity seems to have blinded his
+contemporaries. Indeed, I do not think that they ever admired him,
+except in his Churchyard, though the Eton Ode was far its superior,
+and is certainly not obscure. The Eton Ode is perfect: those of more
+masterly execution have defects, yet not to admire them is total want
+of taste. I have an aversion to tame poetry; at best, perhaps the art
+is the sublimest of the _difficiles nugae_; to measure or rhyme prose
+is trifling without being difficult.
+
+
+
+To GEORGE MONTAGU
+
+_At Lady Suffolk's_
+
+
+Arlington Street, 11 _Jan_. 1764.
+
+It is an age, I own, since I wrote to you; but except politics,
+what was there to send you? and for politics, the present are too
+contemptible to be recorded by anybody but journalists, gazetteers,
+and such historians! The ordinary of Newgate, or Mr.----, who write
+for their monthly half-crown, and who are indifferent whether Lord
+Bute, Lord Melcombe, or Maclean is their hero, may swear they
+find diamonds on dunghills; but you will excuse _me_, if I let our
+correspondence lie dormant rather than deal in such trash. I am forced
+to send Lord Hertford and Sir Horace Mann such garbage, because
+they are out of England, and the sea softens and makes palatable any
+potion, as it does claret; but unless I can divert _you_, I had rather
+wait till we can laugh together; the best employment for friends,
+who do not mean to pick one another's pockets, nor make a property of
+either's frankness. Instead of politics, therefore, I shall amuse you
+to-day with a fairy tale.
+
+I was desired to be at my Lady Suffolk's on New Year's morn, where I
+found Lady Temple and others. On the toilet Miss Hotham spied a small
+round box. She seized it with all the eagerness and curiosity of
+eleven years. In it was wrapped up a heart-diamond ring, and a paper
+in which, in a hand as small as Buckinger's, who used to write the
+Lord's Prayer in the compass of a silver penny, were the following
+lines:
+
+ Sent by a sylph, unheard, unseen,
+ A new-year's gift from Mab our queen:
+ But tell it not, for if you do,
+ You will be pinch'd all black and blue.
+ Consider well, what a disgrace,
+ To show abroad your mottled face:
+ Then seal your lips, put on the ring,
+ And sometimes think of Ob. the King.
+
+You will easily guess that Lady Temple was the poetess, and that we
+were delighted with the genteelness of the thought and execution. The
+child, you may imagine, was less transported with the poetry than the
+present. Her attention, however, was hurried backwards and forwards
+from the ring to a new coat, that she had been trying on when sent for
+down; impatient to revisit her coat, and to show the ring to her maid,
+she whisked upstairs; when she came down again, she found a letter
+sealed, and lying on the floor--new exclamations! Lady Suffolk bade
+her open it: here it is:
+
+ Your tongue, too nimble for your sense,
+ Is guilty of a high offence;
+ Hath introduced unkind debate,
+ And topsy-turvy turn'd our state.
+ In gallantry I sent the ring,
+ The token of a love-sick king:
+ Under fair Mab's auspicious name
+ From me the trifling present came.
+ You blabb'd the news in Suffolk's ear;
+ The tattling zephyrs brought it here,
+ As Mab was indolently laid
+ Under a poppy's spreading shade.
+ The jealous queen started in rage;
+ She kick'd her crown, and beat her page:
+ 'Bring me my magic wand ', she cries;
+ 'Under that primrose, there it lies;
+ I'll change the silly, saucy chit,
+ Into a flea, a louse, a nit,
+ A worm, a grasshopper, a rat,
+ An owl, a monkey, hedgehog, bat.
+ But hold, why not by fairy art
+ Transform the wretch, into--?
+ Ixion once a cloud embraced,
+ By Jove and jealousy well placed;
+ What sport to see proud Oberon stare
+ And flirt it with a--!'
+ Then thrice she stamped the trembling ground,
+ And thrice she waved her wand around;
+ When I, endow'd with greater skill,
+ And less inclined to do you ill,
+ Mutter'd some words, withheld her arm,
+ And kindly stopp'd the unfinish'd charm.
+ But though not changed to owl or bat,
+ Or something more indelicate;
+ Yet, as your tongue has run too fast,
+ Your boasted beauty must not last.
+ No more shall frolic Cupid lie
+ In ambuscade in either eye,
+ From thence to aim his keenest dart
+ To captivate each youthful heart:
+ No more shall envious misses pine
+ At charms now flown, that once were thine:
+ No more, since you so ill behave,
+ Shall injured Oberon be your slave.
+
+There is one word which I could wish had not been there, though it is
+prettily excused afterwards. The next day my Lady Suffolk desired I
+would write her a patent for appointing Lady Temple poet laureate to
+the fairies. I was excessively out of order with a pain in my stomach,
+which I had had for ten days, and was fitter to write verses like
+a poet laureate, than for making one; however, I was going home to
+dinner alone, and at six I sent her some lines, which you ought to
+have seen how sick I was, to excuse; but first, I must tell you my
+tale methodically. The next morning by nine o'clock Miss Hotham (she
+must forgive me twenty years hence for saying she was eleven, for I
+recollect she is but ten) arrived at Lady Temple's, her face and neck
+all spotted with saffron, and limping. 'Oh, madam!' said she, 'I am
+undone for ever if you do not assist me!' 'Lord, child,' cried my Lady
+Temple, 'what is the matter?' thinking she had hurt herself, or lost
+the ring, and that she was stolen out before her aunt was up. 'Oh,
+madam,' said the girl, 'nobody but you can assist me!' My Lady Temple
+protests the child acted her part so well as to deceive her. 'What can
+I do for you?' 'Dear madam, take this load from my back; nobody but
+you can.' Lady Temple turned her round, and upon her back was tied a
+child's waggon. In it were three tiny purses of blue velvet; in one of
+them a silver cup, in another a crown of laurel, and in the third
+four new silver pennies, with the patent, signed at top, 'Oberon
+Imperator'; and two sheets of warrants strung together with blue silk
+according to form; and at top an office seal of wax and a chaplet of
+cut paper on it. The warrants were these:
+
+ From the Royal Mews:
+ A waggon with the draught horses, delivered by
+ command without fee.
+
+ From the Lord Chamberlain's Office:
+ A warrant with the royal sign manual, delivered
+ by command without fee, being first entered
+ in the office books.
+
+ From the Lord Steward's Office:
+ A butt of sack, delivered without fee or gratuity,
+ with an order for returning the cask for the
+ use of the office, by command.
+
+ From the Great Wardrobe:
+ Three velvet bags, delivered without fee, by
+ command.
+
+ From the Treasurer of the Household's Office:
+ A year's salary paid free from land-tax, poundage,
+ or any other deduction whatever, by command.
+
+ From the Jewel Office:
+ A silver butt, a silver cup, a wreath of bays, by
+ command without fee.
+
+Then came the Patent:
+
+ By these presents be it known,
+ To all who bend before our throne,
+ Fays and fairies, elves and sprites,
+ Beauteous dames and gallant knights,
+ That we, Oberon the grand,
+ Emperor of fairy-land,
+ King of moonshine, prince of dreams,
+ Lord of Aganippe's streams,
+ Baron of the dimpled isles
+ That lie in pretty maidens' smiles,
+ Arch-treasurer of all the graces
+ Dispersed through fifty lovely faces,
+ Sovereign of the slipper's order,
+ With all the rites thereon that border,
+ Defender of the sylphic faith,
+ Declare--and thus your monarch saith:
+ Whereas there is a noble dame,
+ Whom mortals Countess Temple name,
+ To whom ourself did erst impart
+ The choicest secrets of our art,
+ Taught her to tune the harmonious line
+ To our own melody divine,
+ Taught her the graceful negligence,
+ Which, scorning art and veiling sense,
+ Achieves that conquest o'er the heart
+ Sense seldom gains, and never art;
+ This lady, 'tis our royal will,
+ Our laureate's vacant seat should fill:
+ A chaplet of immortal bays
+ Shall crown her brow and guard her lays;
+ Of nectar sack an acorn cup
+ Be at her board each year filled up;
+ And as each quarter feast comes round
+ A silver penny shall be found
+ Within the compass of her shoe--
+ And so we bid you all adieu!
+
+Given at our palace of Cowslip Castle, the shortest night of the year.
+
+OBERON.
+
+And underneath,
+
+HOTHAMINA.
+
+How shall I tell you the greatest curiosity of the story? The whole
+plan and execution of the second act was laid and adjusted by my
+Lady Suffolk herself and Will. Chetwynd, Master of the Mint, Lord
+Bolingbroke's Oroonoho-Chetwynd; he fourscore, she past seventy-six;
+and what is more, much worse than I was, for, added to her deafness,
+she has been confined these three weeks with the gout in her eyes, and
+was actually then in misery, and had been without sleep. What
+spirits, and cleverness, and imagination, at that age, and under those
+afflicting circumstances! You reconnoitre her old court knowledge, how
+charmingly she has applied it! Do you wonder I pass so many hours and
+evenings with her? Alas! I had like to have lost her this morning!
+They had poulticed her feet to draw the gout downwards, and began to
+succeed yesterday, but to-day it flew up into her head, and she was
+almost in convulsions with the agony, and screamed dreadfully; proof
+enough how ill she was, for her patience and good breeding make her
+for ever sink and conceal what she feels. This evening the gout has
+been driven back to her foot, and I trust she is out of danger. Her
+loss would be irreparable to me at Twickenham, where she is by far the
+most rational and agreeable company I have....
+
+
+
+To LADY HERVEY
+
+_A quiet life_
+
+
+Strawberry Hill, 11 _June_, 1765.
+
+I am almost as much ashamed, Madam, to plead the true cause of my
+faults towards your ladyship, as to have been guilty of any neglect.
+It is scandalous, at my age, to have been carried backwards and
+forwards to balls and suppers and parties by very young people, as
+I was all last week. My resolutions of growing old and staid are
+admirable: I wake with a sober plan, and intend to pass the day with
+my friends--then comes the Duke of Richmond, and hurries me down to
+Whitehall to dinner--then the Duchess of Grafton sends for me to too
+in Upper Grosvenor Street--before I can get thither, I am begged
+to step to Kensington, to give Mrs. Anne Pitt my opinion about
+a bow-window--after the loo, I am to march back to Whitehall to
+supper--and after that, am to walk with Miss Pelham on the terrace
+till two in the morning, because it is moonlight and her chair is not
+come. All this does not help my morning laziness; and by the time I
+have breakfasted, fed my birds and my squirrels, and dressed, there is
+an auction ready. In short, Madam, this was my life last week, and
+is I think every week, with the addition of forty episodes.--Yet,
+ridiculous as it is, I send it to your ladyship, because I had
+rather you should laugh at me than be angry. I cannot offend you in
+intention, but I fear my sins of omission are equal to a good many
+Christian's. Pray forgive me. I really will begin to be between forty
+and fifty by the time I am fourscore: and I truly believe I shall
+bring my resolutions within compass; for I have not chalked out any
+particular business that will take me above forty years more; so that,
+if I do not get acquainted with the grandchildren of all the present
+age, I shall lead a quiet sober life yet before I die....
+
+
+
+To THE REV. WILLIAM COLE
+
+_Gray's death_
+
+
+Paris, 12 _Aug_. 1771.
+
+DEAR SIR,
+
+I am excessively shocked at reading in the papers that Mr. Gray is
+dead! I wish to God you may be able to tell me it is not true! Yet
+in this painful uncertainty I must rest some days! None of my
+acquaintance are in London. I do not know to whom to apply but to you.
+Alas! I fear in vain! Too many circumstances speak it true! the detail
+is exact;--a second paper arrived by the same post, and does not
+contradict it--and what is worse, I saw him but four or five
+days before I came hither; he had been to Kensington for the air,
+complained of gout flying about him, of sensations of it in his
+stomach, and indeed, thought him changed, and that he looked
+ill--still I had not the least idea of his being in danger.--I started
+up from my chair, when I read the paragraph--a cannon-ball could
+not have surprised me more! The shock but ceased, to give way to my
+concern; and my hopes are too ill founded to mitigate it. If nobody
+has the charity to write to me, my anxiety must continue till the end
+of the month, for I shall set out on my return on the 26th; and unless
+you receive this time enough for your answer to leave London on the
+20th, in the evening, I cannot meet it, till I find it in Arlington
+Street, whither I beg you to direct it.
+
+If the event is but too true, pray add to this melancholy service,
+that of telling me any circumstances you know of his death. Our long,
+very long friendship, and his genius, must endear to me everything
+that relates to him. What writings has he left? Who are his executors?
+I should earnestly wish, if he has destined anything to the public,
+to print it at my press--it would do me honour, and would give me an
+opportunity of expressing what I feel for him. Methinks, as we grow
+old, our only business here is to adorn the graves of our friends, or
+to dig our own.
+
+
+
+To THE REV. WILLIAM MASON
+
+_The quarrel with Gray_
+
+
+2 _March_, 1773.
+
+What shall I say? How shall I thank you for the kind manner in which
+you submit your papers to my correction? But if you are friendly, I
+must be just. I am so far from being dissatisfied, that I must beg to
+shorten your pen, and in that respect only would I wish, with regard
+to myself, to alter your text. I am conscious that in the beginning of
+the differences between Gray and me, the fault was mine. I was
+young, too fond of my own diversions; nay, I do not doubt, too much
+intoxicated by indulgence, vanity, and the insolence of my situation,
+as a prime minister's son, not to have been inattentive to the
+feelings of one, I blush to say it, that I knew was obliged to me;
+of one, whom presumption and folly made me deem not very superior
+in parts, though I have since felt my infinite inferiority to him.
+I treated him insolently. He loved me, and I did not think he did. I
+reproached him with the difference between us, when he acted from the
+conviction of knowing that he was my superior. I often disregarded
+his wish of seeing places, which I would not quit my own amusements to
+visit, though I offered to send him thither without me. Forgive me,
+if I say that his temper was not conciliating, at the same time that I
+will confess to you that he acted a most friendly part, had I had the
+sense to take advantage of it. He freely told me my faults. I declared
+I did not wish to hear them, nor would correct them. You will not
+wonder, that with the dignity of his spirit, and the obstinate
+carelessness of mine, the breach must have widened till we became
+incompatible.
+
+After this confession, I fear you will think I fall short in the
+words I wish to have substituted for some of yours. If you think them
+inadequate to the state of the case, as I own they are, preserve this
+letter, and let some future Sir John Dalrymple produce it to load my
+memory; but I own I do not desire that any ambiguity should aid his
+invention to forge an account for me. If you have no objection, I
+would propose your narrative should run thus ... and contain no more,
+till a proper time shall come for publishing the truth, as I have
+stated it to you. While I am living, it is not pleasant to see my
+private disagreements discussed in magazines and newspapers.
+
+
+
+To THE COUNTESS OF UPPER OSSORY
+
+_Fashionable intelligence_
+
+
+Strawberry Hill, 27 _March_, 1773.
+
+What play makes you laugh very much, and yet is a very wretched
+comedy? Dr. Goldsmith's _She Stoops to Conquer_. Stoops indeed!--so
+she does, that is the Muse; she is draggled up to the knees, and has
+trudged, I believe, from Southwark fair. The whole view of the
+piece is low humour, and no humour is in it. All the merit is in the
+situations, which are comic; the heroine has no more modesty than Lady
+Bridget, and the author's wit is as much _manqué_ as the lady's; but
+some of the characters are well acted, and Woodward speaks a poor
+prologue, written by Garrick, admirably.
+
+You perceive, Madam, that I have boldly sallied to a play; but the
+heat of the house and of this sultry March half killed me, yet I limp
+about as if I was young and pleased. From the play I travelled
+to Upper Grosvenor Street, to Lady Edgecumbe's, supped at Lady
+Hertford's. That Maccaroni rake, Lady Powis, who is just come to her
+estate and spending it, calling in with news of a fire in the Strand
+at past one in the morning, Lady Hertford, Lady Powis, Mrs. Howe, and
+I, set out to see it, and were within an inch of seeing the Adelphi
+buildings burnt to the ground. I was to have gone to the Oratorio
+next night for Miss Linley's sake, but, being engaged to the French
+ambassador's ball afterwards, I thought I was not quite Hercules
+enough for so many labours, and declined the former.
+
+The house was all arbours and bowers, but rather more approaching to
+Calcutta, where so many English were stewed to death; for as the Queen
+would not dis-Maid of Honour herself of Miss Vernon till after the
+Oratorio, the ball-room was not opened till she arrived, and we were
+penned together in the little hall till we could not breathe. The
+quadrilles were very pretty: Mrs. Darner, Lady Sefton, Lady Melbourne,
+and the Princess Czartoriski in blue satin, with blond and _collets
+montés à la reine Elizabeth_; Lord Robert Spencer, Mr. Fitzpatrick,
+Lord Carlisle, and I forget whom, in like dresses with red sashes,
+_derouge_, black hats with diamond loops and a few feathers before,
+began; then the Henri Quatres and Quatresses, who were Lady Craven,
+Miss Minching, the two Misses Vernons, Mr. Storer, Mr. Hanger, the Duc
+de Lauzun, and George Damer, all in white, the men with black hats and
+white feathers napping behind, danced another quadrille, and then both
+quadrilles joined; after which Mrs. Hobart, all in gauze and spangles,
+like a spangle-pudding, a Miss I forget, Lord Edward Bentinck, and
+a Mr. Corbet, danced a _pas-de-quatre_, in which Mrs. Hobart indeed
+performed admirably.
+
+The fine Mrs. Matthews in white, trimmed down all the neck and
+petticoat with scarlet cock's feathers, appeared like a new macaw
+brought from Otaheite; but of all the pretty creatures next to the
+Carrara (who was not there) was Mrs. Bunbury; so that with her I was
+in love till one o'clock, and then came home to bed. The Duchess of
+Queensberry had a round gown of rose-colour, with a man's cape, which,
+with the stomacher and sleeves, was all trimmed with mother-of-pearl
+earrings. This Pindaric gown was a sudden thought to surprise the
+Duke, with whom she had dined in another dress. Did you ever see so
+good a joke?...
+
+Lord Chesterfield was dead before my last letter that foretold his
+death set out. Alas! I shall have no more of his lively sayings,
+Madam, to send you. Oh yes! I have his last: being told of the quarrel
+in Spitalfields, and even that Mrs. F[itzroy] struck Miss P[oole], he
+said, I always thought Mrs. F. a _striking_ beauty.'
+
+Thus, having given away all his wit to the last farthing, he has left
+nothing but some poor witticisms in his will, tying up his heir by
+forfeitures and jokes from going to Newmarket.
+
+I wrote this letter at Strawberry, and find nothing new in town to add
+but a cold north-east that has brought back all our fires and furs.
+Pray tell me a little of your Ladyship's futurity, and whether you
+will deign to pass through London.
+
+
+
+TO THE REV. WILLIAM COLE
+
+_Antiquaries and authors_
+
+
+Arlington Street, 27 _April_, 1773.
+
+... Mr. Gough wants to be introduced to me! Indeed! I would see
+him;... but he is so dull that he would only be troublesome--and
+besides, you know I shun authors, and would never have been one
+myself, if it obliged me to keep such bad company. They are always
+in earnest, and think their profession serious, and will dwell upon
+trifles, and reverence learning. I laugh at all these things, and
+write only to laugh at them, and divert myself. None of us are authors
+of any consequence; and it is the most ridiculous of all vanities to
+be vain of being _mediocre_. A page in a great author humbles me
+to the dust; and the conversation of those that are not superior
+to myself, reminds me of what will be thought of myself. I blush to
+flatter them, or to be flattered by them, and should dread letters
+being published some time or other, in which they would relate our
+interviews, and we should appear like those puny conceited witlings
+in Shenstone's and Hughes's _Correspondence_, who give themselves airs
+from being in possession of the soil of Parnassus for the time being;
+as peers are proud, because they enjoy the estates of great men who
+went before them. Mr. Gough is very welcome to see Strawberry Hill; or
+I would help him to any scraps in my possession, that would assist
+his publications; though he is one of those industrious who are
+only re-burying the dead--but I cannot be acquainted with him. It is
+contrary to my system and my humour; and besides, I know nothing
+of barrows, and Danish intrenchments, and Saxon barbarisms, and
+Phoenician characters--in short, I know nothing of those ages that
+knew nothing--how then should I be of use to modern litterati? All the
+Scotch metaphysicians have sent me their works. I did not read one of
+them, because I do not understand what is not understood by those that
+write about it; and I did not get acquainted with one of the writers.
+I should like to be acquainted with Mr. Anstey, even though he wrote
+Lord Buckhorse, or with the author of the _Heroic Epistle_--I have no
+thirst to know the rest of my contemporaries, from the absurd bombast
+of Dr. Johnson down to the silly Dr. Goldsmith; though the latter
+changeling has had bright gleams of parts, and though the former had
+sense, till he changed it for words, and sold it for a pension. Don't
+think me scornful. Recollect that I have seen Pope, and lived with
+Gray. Adieu!
+
+
+
+TO THE MISS BERRYS
+
+_Their first meeting_
+
+
+Tuesday night, 8 o'clock, 17 _Sept._ 1793.
+
+My beloved spouses,
+
+Whom I love better than Solomon loved his one spouse--or his one
+thousand. I lament that the summer is over; not because of its
+iniquity, but because you two made it so delightful to me, that six
+weeks of gout could not sour it. Pray take care of yourselves--not
+for your own sakes, but for mine; for, as I have just had my quota of
+gout, I may, possibly, expect to see another summer; and, as you allow
+that I do know my own, and when I wish for anything and have it, am
+entirely satisfied, you may depend upon it that I shall be as happy
+with a third summer, if I reach it, as I have been with the two last.
+
+Consider, that I have been threescore years and ten looking for a
+society that I perfectly like; and at last there dropped out of the
+clouds into Lady Herries's room two young gentlewomen, who I so little
+thought were sent thither on purpose for me, that when I was told they
+were the charming Miss Berrys, I would not even go to the side of the
+chamber where they sat. But, as Fortune never throws anything at one's
+head without hitting one, I soon found out that the charming Berrys
+were precisely _ce qu'il me fallait_; and that though young enough to
+be my great-grand-daughters, lovely enough to turn the heads of all
+our youths, and sensible enough, if said youths have any brains, to
+set all their heads to rights again. Yes, sweet damsels, I have found
+that you can bear to pass half your time with an antediluvian, without
+discovering any _ennui_ or disgust; though his greatest merit towards
+you is, that he is not one of those old fools who fancy they are in
+love in their dotage. I have no such vagary; though I am not
+sorry that some folks think I am so absurd, since it frets their
+selfishness.
+
+
+
+
+OLIVER GOLDSMITH
+
+1728-1774
+
+
+
+TO HIS MOTHER
+
+_At Cork_
+
+
+[c. 1751.]
+
+My dear mother,
+
+If you will sit down and calmly listen to what I say, you shall be
+fully resolved in every one of those many questions you have asked me.
+I went to Cork and converted my horse, which you prize so much higher
+than Fiddleback, into cash, took my passage in a ship bound for
+America, and, at the same time, paid the captain for my freight and
+all the other expenses of my voyage. But it so happened that the wind
+did not answer for three weeks; and you know, mother, that I could not
+command the elements. My misfortune was, that, when the wind served, I
+happened to be with a party in the country, and my friend the captain
+never inquired after me, but set sail with as much indifference as if
+I had been on board. The remainder of my time I employed in the city
+and its environs, viewing everything curious; and you know no one can
+starve while he has money in his pocket.
+
+Reduced, however, to my last two guineas, I began to think of my
+dear mother and friends whom I had left behind me, and so bought
+that generous beast Fiddleback, and made adieu to Cork with only five
+shillings in my pocket. This, to be sure, was but a scanty allowance
+for man and horse towards a journey of above a hundred miles; but I
+did not despair, for I knew I must find friends on the road.
+
+I recollected particularly an old and faithful acquaintance I made at
+college, who had often and earnestly pressed me to spend a summer
+with him, and he lived but eight miles from Cork. This circumstance
+of vicinity he would expatiate on to me with peculiar emphasis. 'We
+shall,' says he, 'enjoy the delights of both city and country, and you
+shall command my stable and my purse.'
+
+However, upon the way, I met a poor woman all in tears, who told me
+her husband had been arrested for a debt he was not able to pay, and
+that his eight children must now starve, bereaved as they were of his
+industry, which had been their only support. I thought myself at home,
+being not far from my good friend's house, and therefore parted with
+a moiety of all my store; and pray, mother, ought I not to have given
+her the other half-crown, for what she got would be of little use to
+her? However, I soon arrived at the mansion of my affectionate friend,
+guarded by the vigilance of a huge mastiff, who flew at me, and
+would have torn me to pieces but for the assistance of a woman, whose
+countenance was not less grim than that of the dog; yet she with great
+humanity relieved me from the jaws of this Cerberus, and was prevailed
+on to carry up my name to her master.
+
+Without suffering me to wait long, my old friend, who was then
+recovering from a severe fit of sickness, came down in his nightcap,
+nightgown, and slippers, and embraced me with the most cordial
+welcome, showed me in, and after giving me a history of his
+indisposition, assured me that he considered himself peculiarly
+fortunate in having under his roof the man he most loved on earth, and
+whose stay with him must, above all things, contribute to his perfect
+recovery. I now repented sorely I had not given the poor woman the
+other half-crown, as I thought all my bills of humanity would be
+punctually answered by this worthy man. I revealed to him my whole
+soul; I opened to him all my distresses; and freely owned that I
+had but one half-crown in my pocket; but that now, like a ship after
+weathering out the storm, I considered myself secure in a safe and
+hospitable harbour. He made no answer, but walked about the room,
+rubbing his hands as one in deep study. This I imputed to the
+sympathetic feelings of a tender heart, which increased my esteem for
+him, and as that increased, I gave the most favourable interpretation
+to his silence. I construed it into delicacy of sentiment, as if he
+dreaded to wound my pride by expressing his commiseration in words,
+leaving his generous conduct to speak for itself.
+
+It now approached six o'clock in the evening; and as I had eaten no
+breakfast, and as my spirits were raised, my appetite for dinner grew
+uncommonly keen. At length the old woman came into the room with two
+plates, one spoon, and a dirty cloth which she laid upon the table.
+This appearance, without increasing my spirits, did not diminish my
+appetite. My protectress soon returned with a small bowl of sago, a
+small porringer of sour milk, a loaf of stale brown bread, and
+the heel of an old cheese all over crawling with mites. My friend
+apologized that his illness obliged him to live on slops, and that
+better fare was not in the house; observing, at the same time, that
+a milk diet was certainly the most healthful; and at eight o'clock he
+again recommended a regular life, declaring that for his part he would
+lie down with the lamb and rise with the lark. My hunger was at this
+time so exceedingly sharp that I wished for another slice of the loaf,
+but was obliged to go to bed without even that refreshment.
+
+This lenten entertainment I had received made me resolve to depart as
+soon as possible; accordingly, next morning, when I spoke of going,
+he did not oppose my resolution; he rather commended my design, adding
+some very sage counsel upon the occasion. 'To be sure,' said he, 'the
+longer you stay away from your mother, the more you will grieve her
+and your other friends; and possibly they are already afflicted at
+hearing of this foolish expedition you have made.' Notwithstanding all
+this, and without any hope of softening such a sordid heart, I again
+renewed the tale of my distress, and asking 'how he thought I could
+travel above a hundred miles upon one half-crown?' I begged to borrow
+a single guinea, which I assured him should be repaid with thanks.
+'And you know, sir,' said I, 'it is no more than I have often done for
+you.' To which he firmly answered, 'Why, look you, Mr. Goldsmith, that
+is neither here nor there. I have paid you all you ever lent me, and
+this sickness of mine has left me bare of cash. But I have bethought
+myself of a conveyance for you; sell your horse, and I will furnish
+you with a much better one to ride on.' I readily grasped at his
+proposal, and begged to see the nag; on which he led me to his
+bedchamber, and from under the bed he pulled out a stout oak stick.
+'Here he is,' said he; 'take this in your hand, and it will carry you
+to your mother's with more safety than such a horse as you ride.' I
+was in doubt, when I got it into my hand, whether I should not in the
+first place apply it to his pate; but a rap at the street-door
+made the wretch fly to it, and when I returned to the parlour,
+he introduced me, as if nothing of the kind had happened, to the
+gentleman who entered, as Mr. Goldsmith, his most ingenious and worthy
+friend, of whom he had so often heard him speak with rapture. I could
+scarcely compose myself; and must have betrayed indignation in my mien
+to the stranger, who was a counsellor-at-law in the neighbourhood, a
+man of engaging aspect and polite address.
+
+After spending an hour, he asked my friend and me to dine with him at
+his house. This I declined at first, as I wished to have no further
+communication with my hospitable friend; but at the solicitation of
+both I at last consented, determined as I was by two motives; one,
+that I was prejudiced in favour of the looks and manner of the
+counsellor; and the other, that I stood in need of a comfortable
+dinner. And there, indeed, I found everything that I could wish,
+abundance without profusion, and elegance without affectation. In the
+evening, when my old friend, who had eaten very plentifully at his
+neighbour's table, but talked again of lying down with the lamb, made
+a motion to me for retiring, our generous host requested I should take
+a bed with him, upon which I plainly told my old friend that he might
+go home and take care of the horse he had given me, but that I should
+never re-enter his doors. He went away with a laugh, leaving me to
+add this to the other little things the counsellor already knew of his
+plausible neighbour.
+
+And now, my dear mother, I found sufficient to reconcile me to all
+my follies; for here I spent three whole days. The counsellor had
+two sweet girls to his daughters, who played enchantingly on the
+harpsichord; and yet it was but a melancholy pleasure I felt the first
+time I heard them: for that being the first time also that either of
+them had touched the instrument since their mother's death, I saw
+the tears in silence trickle down their father's cheeks. I every day
+endeavoured to go away, but every day was pressed and obliged to stay.
+On my going, the counsellor offered me his purse, with a horse and
+servant to convey me home; but the latter I declined, and only took a
+guinea to bear my necessary expenses on the road.
+
+
+
+TO ROBERT BRYANTON
+
+_In Scotland_
+
+
+Edinburgh, 26 _Sept._ 1753
+
+MY DEAR BOB,
+
+How many good excuses (and you know I was ever good at an excuse)
+might I call up to vindicate my past shameful silence! I might tell
+how I wrote a long letter on my first coming hither, and seem vastly
+angry at my not receiving an answer; I might allege that business
+(with business you know I was always pestered) had never given me
+time to finger a pen--but I suppress those and twenty more equally
+plausible, and as easily invented, since they might be attended with
+a slight inconvenience of being known to be lies. Let me then speak
+truth. An hereditary indolence (I have it from the mother's side) has
+hitherto prevented my writing to you, and still prevents my writing
+at least twenty-five letters more, due to my friends in Ireland. No
+turnspit dog gets up into his wheel with more reluctance than I sit
+down to write; yet no dog ever loved the roast meat he turns better
+than I do him I now address. Yet what shall I say now I'm entered?
+Shall I tire you with a description of this unfruitful country;
+where I must lead you over their hills all brown with heath, or their
+valleys scarce able to feed a rabbit? Man alone seems to be the only
+creature who has arrived to the natural size in this poor soil. Every
+part of the country presents the same dismal landscape. No grove, nor
+brook, lend their music to cheer the stranger, or make the inhabitants
+forget their poverty. Yet with all these disadvantages, enough to
+call him down to humility, the Scotchman is one of the proudest things
+alive. The poor have pride ever ready to relieve them. If mankind
+should happen to despise them, they are masters of their own
+admiration; and _that_ they can plentifully bestow upon themselves.
+
+From their pride and poverty, as I take it, results one advantage this
+country enjoys; namely, the gentlemen here are much better bred than
+amongst us. No such characters here as our fox-hunters; and they have
+expressed great surprise when I informed them that some men in Ireland
+of one thousand pounds a-year spend their whole lives in running after
+a hare, and drinking to be drunk; and truly, if such a being, equipped
+in his hunting dress, came among a circle of Scotch gentry, they would
+behold him with the same astonishment that a countryman would King
+George on horseback.
+
+The men here have generally high cheek-bones, and are lean and
+swarthy, fond of action, dancing in particular. Though now I mention
+dancing, let me say something of their balls, which are very frequent
+here. When a stranger enters the dancing-hall, he sees one end of
+the room taken up with the ladies, who sit dismally in a group by
+themselves; on the other end stand their pensive partners that are to
+be; but no more intercourse between the sexes than there is between
+two countries at war. The ladies indeed may ogle, and the gentlemen
+sigh; but an embargo is laid on any closer commerce. At length, to
+interrupt hostilities, the lady directress, or intendant, or what you
+will, pitches on a gentleman and lady to walk a minuet; which they
+perform with a formality that approaches to despondence. After five
+or six couple have thus walked the gauntlet, all stand up to country
+dances; each gentleman furnished with a partner from the aforesaid
+lady directress; so they dance much and say nothing, and thus
+concludes our assembly. I told a Scotch gentleman that such profound
+silence resembled the ancient procession of the Roman matrons in
+honour of Ceres; and the Scotch gentleman told me (and, faith, I
+believe he was right) that I was a very great pedant for my pains.
+
+Now I am come to the ladies; and to show that I love Scotland, and
+everything that belongs to so charming a country, I insist on it, and
+will give him leave to break my head that denies it--that the Scotch
+ladies are ten thousand times handsomer and finer than the Irish. To
+be sure, now, I see your sisters Betty and Peggy vastly surprised at
+my partiality, but tell them flatly, I don't value them, or their fine
+skins, or eyes, or good sense, or--, a potato; for I say it, and will
+maintain it, and as a convincing proof (I'm in a very great passion)
+of what I assert, the Scotch ladies say it themselves. But to be less
+serious; where will you find a language so pretty become a pretty
+mouth as the broad Scotch? and the women here speak it in its highest
+purity; for instance, teach one of their young ladies to pronounce
+'Whoar wull I gong?' with a becoming wideness of mouth, and I'll lay
+my life they will wound every hearer.
+
+We have no such character here as a coquet, but alas! how many envious
+prudes! Some days ago I walked into my Lord Kilcoubry's (don't be
+surprised, my lord is but a glover), when the Duchess of Hamilton
+(that fair who sacrificed her beauty to ambition, and her inward peace
+to a title and gilt equipage) passed by in her chariot; her battered
+husband, or more properly the guardian of her charms, sat by her side.
+Straight envy began, in the shape of no less than three ladies who sat
+with me, to find faults in her faultless form.--'For my part,' says
+the first, 'I think what I always thought, that the Duchess has too
+much red in her complexion.' 'Madam, I'm of your opinion,' says the
+second; 'I think her face has a palish cast too much on the delicate
+order.' 'And let me tell you,' adds the third lady, whose mouth was
+puckered up to the size of an issue, 'that the Duchess has fine lips,
+but she wants a mouth.'--At this every lady drew up her lips as if
+going to pronounce the letter P.
+
+But how ill, my Bob, does it become me to ridicule women with whom
+I have scarce any correspondence! There are, 'tis certain, handsome
+women here; and 'tis as certain there are handsome men to keep them
+company. An ugly and a poor man is society for himself; and such
+society the world lets me enjoy in great abundance. Fortune has given
+you circumstances, and nature a person to look charming in the eyes of
+the fair world. Nor do I envy my dear Bob such blessings, while I may
+sit down and laugh at the world and at myself, the most ridiculous
+object in it. But I begin to grow splenetic, and perhaps the fit may
+continue till I receive an answer to this. I know you can't send news
+from Ballymahon, but such as it is, send it all; everything you write
+will be agreeable and entertaining to me.
+
+Has George Conway put up a sign yet; or John Finecly left off drinking
+drams; or Tom Allen got a new wig? But I leave to your own choice what
+to write. While Oliver Goldsmith lives, know you have a friend.
+
+PS.--Give my sincere respects (not compliments, do you mind) to your
+agreeable family, and give my service to my mother, if you see her;
+for, as you express it in Ireland, I have a sneaking kindness for her
+still.
+
+Direct to me,--Student in Physic, in Edinburgh.
+
+
+
+TO HIS UNCLE CONTARINE
+
+_In Holland_,
+
+
+Leyden, _April_ or _May, 1754_.
+
+DEAR SIR,
+
+I suppose by this time I am accused of either neglect or ingratitude,
+and my silence imputed to my usual slowness of writing. But believe
+me, Sir, when I say, that till now I had not an opportunity of sitting
+down with that ease of mind which writing required. You may see by the
+top of the letter that I am at Leyden; but of my journey hither you
+must be informed. Some time after the receipt of your last, I embarked
+for Bordeaux, on board a Scotch ship called the _St. Andrews_, Capt.
+John Wall, master. The ship made a tolerable appearance, and as
+another inducement, I was let to know that six agreeable passengers
+were to be my company. Well, we were but two days at sea when a storm
+drove us into a city of England called Newcastle-upon-Tyne. We all
+went ashore to refresh us after the fatigue of our voyage. Seven men
+and I were one day on shore, and on the following evening as we were
+all very merry, the room door bursts open, enters a sergeant and
+twelve grenadiers with their bayonets screwed, and puts us all under
+the King's arrest. It seems my company were Scotchmen in the French
+service, and had been in Scotland to enlist soldiers for the French
+army. I endeavoured all I could to prove my innocence; however, I
+remained in prison with the rest a fortnight, and with difficulty got
+off even then. Dear Sir, keep this all a secret, or at least say it
+was for debt; for if it were once known at the University, I should
+hardly get a degree. But hear how Providence interposed in my favour;
+the ship was gone on to Bordeaux before I got from prison, and was
+wrecked at the mouth of the Garonne, and every one of the crew were
+drowned. It happened the last great storm. There was a ship at that
+time ready for Holland. I embarked, and in nine days, thank my God, I
+arrived safe at Rotterdam; whence I travelled by land to Leyden; and
+whence I now write.
+
+You may expect some account of this country, and though I am not well
+qualified for such an undertaking, yet shall I endeavour to satisfy
+some part of your expectations. Nothing surprised me more than the
+books every day published, descriptive of the manners of this country.
+Any young man who takes it into his head to publish his travels,
+visits the countries he intends to describe; passes through them with
+as much inattention as his _valet de chambre_; and consequently not
+having a fund himself to fill a volume, he applies to those who wrote
+before him, and gives us the manners of a country, not as he must have
+seen them, but such as they might have been fifty years before. The
+modern Dutchman is quite a different creature from him of former
+times; he in everything imitates a Frenchman but in his easy
+disengaged air, which is the result of keeping polite company.
+The Dutchman is vastly ceremonious, and is perhaps exactly what a
+Frenchman might have been in the reign of Louis XIV. Such are the
+better-bred. But the downright Hollander is one of the oddest figures
+in nature. Upon a head of lank hair he wears a half-cocked narrow hat
+laced with black ribbon: no coat, but seven waistcoats, and nine pairs
+of breeches; so that his hips reach almost up to his armpits. This
+well-clothed vegetable is now fit to see company, or make love. But
+what a pleasing creature is the object of his appetite? Why, she
+wears a large fur cap with a deal of Flanders lace: for every pair of
+breeches he carries, she puts on two petticoats.
+
+A Dutch lady burns nothing about her phlegmatic admirer but his
+tobacco. You must know, Sir, every woman carries in her hand a
+stove with coals in it, which, when she sits, she snugs under her
+petticoats; and at this chimney dozing Strephon lights his pipe. I
+take it that this continual smoking is what gives the man the ruddy
+healthful complexion he generally wears, by draining his superfluous
+moisture, while the woman, deprived of this amusement, overflows with
+such viscidities as tint the complexion, and give that paleness of
+visage which low fenny grounds and moist air conspire to cause. A
+Dutch woman and Scotch will well bear an opposition.
+
+The one is pale and fat, the other lean and ruddy: the one walks as if
+she were straddling after a go-cart, and the other takes too masculine
+a stride. I shall not endeavour to deprive either country of its share
+of beauty; but must say, that of all objects on this earth, an English
+farmer's daughter is most charming. Every woman there is a complete
+beauty, while the higher class of women want many of the requisites to
+make them even tolerable. Their pleasures here are very dull, though
+very various. You may smoke, you may doze; you may go to the
+Italian comedy, as good an amusement as either of the former. This
+entertainment always brings in Harlequin, who is generally a magician,
+and in consequence of his diabolical art performs a thousand tricks on
+the rest of the persons of the drama, who are all fools. I have seen
+the pit in a roar of laughter at this humour, when with his sword he
+touches the glass from which another was drinking. 'Twas not his face
+they laughed at, for that was masked. They must have seen something
+vastly queer in the wooden sword, that neither I, nor you, Sir, were
+you there, could see.
+
+In winter, when their canals are frozen, every house is forsaken, and
+all people are on the ice; sleds, drawn by horses, and skating, are at
+that time the reigning amusements. They have boats here that slide
+on the ice, and are driven by the winds. When they spread all their
+sails, they go more than a mile and a half a minute, and their motion
+is so rapid the eye can scarcely accompany them. Their ordinary manner
+of travelling is very cheap and very convenient: they sail in covered
+boats drawn by horses; and in these you are sure to meet people of all
+nations. Here the Dutch slumber, the French chatter, and the English
+play at cards. Any man who likes company may have them to his taste.
+For my part I generally detached myself from all society, and was
+wholly taken up in observing the face of the country. Nothing can
+equal its beauty; wherever I turn my eye, fine houses, elegant
+gardens, statues, grottos, vistas, presented themselves; but when you
+enter their towns you are charmed beyond description. No misery is to
+be seen here; every one is usefully employed.
+
+Scotland and this country bear the highest contrast. There hills and
+rocks intercept every prospect; here 'tis all a continued plain. There
+you might see a well-dressed duchess issuing from a dirty close; and
+here a dirty Dutchman inhabiting a palace. The Scotch may be compared
+to a tulip planted in dung; but I never see a Dutchman in his own
+house, but I think of a magnificent Egyptian temple dedicated to an
+ox. Physic is by no means here taught so well as in Edinburgh; and
+in all Leyden there are but four British students, owing to all
+necessaries being so extremely dear, and the professors so very lazy
+(the chemical professor excepted), that we don't much care to come
+hither. I am not certain how long my stay here may be; however, I
+expect to have the happiness of seeing you at Kilmore, if I can, next
+March.
+
+Direct to me, if I am honoured with a letter from you, to Madam
+Diallion's at Leyden.
+
+Thou best of men, may Heaven guard and preserve you, and those you
+love.
+
+
+
+TO HIS BROTHER HENRY
+
+_Family matters_
+
+
+1759.
+
+... Imagine to yourself a pale, melancholy visage, with two great
+wrinkles between the eyebrows, with an eye disgustingly severe, and a
+big wig; and you may have a perfect picture of my present appearance.
+On the other hand, I conceive you as perfectly sleek and healthy,
+passing many a happy day among your own children, or those who knew
+you a child.
+
+Since I knew what it was to be a man, this is a pleasure I have not
+known. I have passed my days among a parcel of cool, designing beings,
+and have contracted all their suspicious manner in my own behaviour. I
+should actually be as unfit for the society of my friends at home, as
+I detest that which I am obliged to partake of here. I can now neither
+partake of the pleasure of a revel, nor contribute to raise its
+jollity. I can neither laugh nor drink; have contracted a hesitating,
+disagreeable manner of speaking, and a visage that looks ill-nature
+itself; in short, I have thought myself into a settled melancholy, and
+an utter disgust of all that life brings with it. Whence this romantic
+turn that all our family are possessed with? Whence this love for
+every place and every country but that in which we reside--for every
+occupation but our own? this desire of fortune, and yet this eagerness
+to dissipate? I perceive, my dear sir, that I am at intervals
+for indulging this splenetic manner, and following my own taste,
+regardless of yours.
+
+The reasons you have given me for breeding up your son as a scholar
+are judicious and convincing; I should, however, be glad to know for
+what particular profession he is designed. If he be assiduous and
+divested of strong passions (for passions in youth always lead to
+pleasure), he may do very well in your college; for it must be owned
+that the industrious poor have good encouragement there, perhaps
+better than in any other in Europe. But if he has ambition, strong
+passions, and an exquisite sensibility of contempt, do not send him
+there, unless you have no other trade for him except your own. It is
+impossible to conceive how much may be done by a proper education
+at home. A boy, for instance, who understands perfectly well Latin,
+French, Arithmetic, and the principles of the Civil Law, and can
+write a fine hand, has an education that may qualify him for any
+undertaking; and these parts of learning should be better inculcated,
+let him be designed for whatever calling he will.
+
+Above all things let him never touch a romance or novel; these paint
+beauty in colours more charming than nature, and describe happiness
+that man never tastes. How delusive, how destructive are those
+pictures of consummate bliss! They teach the youthful mind to sigh
+after beauty and happiness that never existed; to despise the little
+good which fortune has mixed in our cup, by expecting more than she
+ever gave; and, in general, take the word of a man who has seen
+the world and who has studied human nature more by experience than
+precept; take my word for it, that books teach us very little of the
+world. The greatest merit in a state of poverty would only serve to
+make the possessor ridiculous--may distress, but cannot relieve him.
+Frugality, and even avarice, in the lower orders of mankind, are
+true ambition. These afford the only ladder for the poor to rise to
+preferment. Teach then, my dear sir, to your son thrift and economy.
+Let his poor wandering uncle's example be placed before his eyes. I
+had learned from books to be disinterested and generous, before I
+was taught from experience the necessity of being prudent. I had
+contracted the habits and notions of a philosopher, while I was
+exposing myself to the insidious approaches of cunning: and often by
+being, even with my narrow finances, charitable to excess, I forgot
+the rules of justice, and placed myself in the very situation of the
+wretch who thanked me for my bounty. When I am in the remotest part of
+the world, tell him this, and perhaps he may improve from my example.
+But I find myself again falling into my gloomy habits of thinking.
+
+My mother, I am informed, is almost blind; even though I had the
+utmost inclination to return home, under such circumstances I could
+not, for to behold her in distress without a capacity of relieving her
+from it, would add much too to my splenetic habit. Your last letter
+was much too short; it should have answered some queries I had made
+in my former. Just sit down as I do, and write forward until you have
+filled all your paper. It requires no thought, at least from the ease
+with which my own sentiments rise when they are addressed to you. For,
+believe me, my head has no share in all I write; my heart dictates the
+whole. Pray give my love to Bob Bryanton, and entreat him from me not
+to drink. My dear sir, give me some account about poor Jenny. Yet her
+husband loves her: if so, she cannot be unhappy.
+
+I know not whether I should tell you--yet why should I conceal those
+trifles, or indeed anything from you? There is a book of mine will be
+published in a few days: the life of a very extraordinary man; no less
+than the great Voltaire. You know already by the title that it is no
+more than a catch-penny. However, I spent but four weeks on the whole
+performance, for which I received twenty pounds. When published, I
+shall take some method of conveying it to you, unless you may think
+it dear of the postage, which may amount to four or five shillings.
+However, I fear you will not find an equivalent of amusement.
+
+Your last letter, I repeat it, was too short; you should have given me
+your opinion of the design of the heroi-comical poem which I sent you.
+You remember I intended to introduce the hero of the poem as lying in
+a paltry ale-house. You may take the following specimen of the manner,
+which I flatter myself is quite original. The room in which he lies
+may be described somewhat this way:
+
+ The window, patched with paper, lent a ray
+ That feebly show'd the state in which he lay;
+ The sandy floor that grits beneath the tread,
+ The humid wall with paltry pictures spread;
+ The game of goose was there exposed to view,
+ And the twelve rules the royal martyr drew;
+ The Seasons, framed with listing, found a place,
+ And Prussia's monarch show'd his lamp-black face.
+ The morn was cold: he views with keen desire
+ A rusty grate, unconscious of a fire;
+ An unpaid reckoning on the frieze was scored,
+ And five crack'd teacups dress'd the chimney board.
+
+And now imagine after his soliloquy, the landlord to make his
+appearance in order to dun him for the reckoning:
+
+ Not with that face, so servile and so gay,
+ That welcomes every stranger that can pay:
+ With sulky eye he smoked the patient man,
+ Then pull'd his breeches tight, and thus began, &c.
+
+All this is taken, you see, from nature. It is a good remark of
+Montaigne's, that the wisest men often have friends with whom they
+do not care how much they play the fool. Take my present follies
+as instances of regard. Poetry is a much easier and more agreeable
+species of composition than prose; and, could a man live by it, it
+were not unpleasant employment to be a poet. I am resolved to leave no
+space, though I should fill it up only by telling you, what you very
+well know already, I mean that I am
+
+Your most affectionate friend and brother.
+
+
+
+
+WILLIAM COWPER
+
+1731-1800
+
+
+
+TO THE REV. JOHN NEWTON
+
+_Escapade of Puss_
+
+
+21 Aug. 1780.
+
+The following occurrence ought not to be passed over in silence, in
+a place where so few notable ones are to be met with. Last Wednesday
+night, while we were at supper, between the hours of eight and nine, I
+heard an unusual noise in the back parlour, as if one of the hares was
+entangled, and endeavouring to disengage herself. I was just going to
+rise from table, when it ceased. In about five minutes, a voice on the
+outside of the parlour door inquired if one of my hares had got
+away. I immediately rushed into the next room, and found that my
+poor favourite Puss had made her escape. She had gnawed in sunder the
+strings of a lattice work, with which I thought I had sufficiently
+secured the window, and which I preferred to any other sort of blind,
+because it admitted plenty of air. From thence I hastened to the
+kitchen, where I saw the redoubtable Thomas Freeman, who told me,
+that having seen her, just after she had dropped into the street, he
+attempted to cover her with his hat, but she screamed out, and leaped
+directly over his head. I then desired him to pursue as fast as
+possible, and added Richard Coleman to the chase, as being nimbler,
+and carrying less weight than Thomas; not expecting to see her again,
+but desirous to learn, if possible, what became of her. In something
+less than an hour, Richard returned, almost breathless, with the
+following account. That soon after he began to run, he left Tom
+behind him, and came in sight of a most numerous hunt of men, women,
+children, and dogs; that he did his best to keep back the dogs, and
+presently outstripped the crowd, so that the race was at last disputed
+between himself and Puss;--she ran right through the town, and down
+the lane that leads to Dropshort; a little before she came to the
+house, he got the start and turned her; she pushed for the town
+again, and soon after she entered it, sought shelter in Mr. Wagstaff's
+tanyard, adjoining to old Mr. Drake's. Sturges's harvest men were
+at supper, and saw her from the opposite side of the way. There she
+encountered the tanpits full of water; and while she was struggling
+out of one pit, and plunging into another, and almost drowned, one of
+the men drew her out by the ears, and secured her. She was then well
+washed in a bucket to get the lime out of her coat, and brought home
+in a sack at ten o'clock.
+
+This frolic cost us four shillings, but you may believe we did not
+grudge a farthing of it. The poor creature received only a little hurt
+in one of her claws, and in one of her ears, and is now almost as well
+as ever.
+
+I do not call this an answer to your letter, but such as it is I send
+it, presuming upon that interest which I know you take in my minutest
+concerns, which I cannot express better than in the words of Terence a
+little varied--_Nihil mei a te alienum putas._
+
+
+
+TO THE REV. WILLIAM UNWIN
+
+_A laugh that hurts nobody_
+
+
+_18 Nov. 1782._
+
+MY DEAR WILLIAM,
+
+... I little thought when I was writing the history of John Gilpin,
+that he would appear in print--I intended to laugh, and to make two
+or three others laugh, of whom you were one. But now all the world
+laughs, at least if they have the same relish for a tale ridiculous in
+itself, and quaintly told, as we have.--Well--they do not always laugh
+so innocently, or at so small an expense--for in a world like this,
+abounding with subjects for satire, and with satirical wits to mark
+them, a laugh that hurts nobody has at least the grace of novelty to
+recommend it. Swift's darling motto was, _Vive la bagatelle_--a good
+wish for a philosopher of his complexion, the greater part of whose
+wisdom, whencesoever it came, most certainly came not from above. _La
+bagatelle_ has no enemy in me, though it has neither so warm a friend,
+nor so able a one, as it had in him. If I trifle, and merely trifle,
+it is because I am reduced to it by necessity--a melancholy, that
+nothing else so effectually disperses, engages me sometimes in the
+arduous task of being merry by force. And, strange as it may seem,
+the most ludicrous lines I ever wrote have been written in the saddest
+mood, and, but for that saddest mood, perhaps had never been written
+at all. To say truth, it would be but a shocking vagary, should
+the mariners on board a ship buffeted by a terrible storm, employ
+themselves in fiddling and dancing; yet sometimes much such a part act
+I....
+
+
+
+To THE REV. JOHN NEWTON
+
+_Village politicians_
+
+
+_26 Jan. 1783._
+
+MY DEAR FRIEND,
+
+It is reported among persons of the best intelligence at Olney--the
+barber, the schoolmaster, and the drummer of a corps quartered at
+this place,--that the belligerent powers are at last reconciled, the
+articles of the treaty adjusted, and that peace is at the door. I saw
+this morning, at nine o'clock, a group of about twelve figures very
+closely engaged in a conference, as I suppose, upon the same subject.
+The scene of consultation was a blacksmith's shed, very comfortably
+screened from the wind, and directly opposed to the morning sun. Some
+held their hands behind them, some had them folded across their bosom,
+and others had thrust them into their breeches pockets. Every man's
+posture bespoke a pacific turn of mind; but the distance being too
+great for their words to reach me, nothing transpired. I am willing,
+however, to hope that the secret will not be a secret long, and that
+you and I, equally interested in the event, though not, perhaps,
+equally well-informed, shall soon have an opportunity to rejoice in
+the completion of it. The powers of Europe have clashed with each
+other to a fine purpose; that the Americans, at length declared
+independent, may keep themselves so, if they can; and that what the
+parties, who have thought proper to dispute upon that point, have
+wrested from each other in the course of the conflict, may be, in the
+issue of it, restored to the proper owner. Nations may be guilty of
+a conduct that would render an individual infamous for ever; and
+yet carry their heads high, talk of their glory, and despise their
+neighbours. Your opinions and mine, I mean our political ones, are
+not exactly of a piece, yet I cannot think otherwise upon this subject
+than I have always done. England, more, perhaps, through the fault of
+her generals, than her councils, has in some instances acted with a
+spirit of cruel animosity she was never chargeable with till now. But
+this is the worst that can be said. On the other hand, the Americans,
+who, if they had contented themselves with a struggle for lawful
+liberty, would have deserved applause, seem to me to have incurred
+the guilt of parricide, by renouncing their parent, by making her ruin
+their favourite object, and by associating themselves with her worst
+enemy, for the accomplishment of their purpose. France, and of course
+Spain, have acted a treacherous, a thievish part. They have stolen
+America from England, and whether they are able to possess themselves
+of that jewel or not hereafter, it was doubtless what they intended.
+Holland appears to me in a meaner light than any of them. They
+quarrelled with a friend for an enemy's sake. The French led them
+by the nose, and the English have threshed them for suffering it.
+My views of the contest being, and having been always such, I have
+consequently brighter hopes for England than her situation some time
+since seemed to justify. She is the only injured party. America may,
+perhaps, call her the aggressor; but if she were so, America has
+not only repelled the injury, but done a greater. As to the rest, if
+perfidy, treachery, avarice, and ambition can prove their cause to
+have been a rotten one, those proofs are found upon them. I think,
+therefore, that whatever scourge may be prepared for England, on some
+future day, her ruin is not yet to be expected. Acknowledge, now, that
+I am worthy of a place under the shed I described, and that I should
+make no small figure among the _quidnuncs_ of Olney....
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Village justice_
+
+
+17 _Nov_. 1783.
+
+MY DEAR FRIEND,
+
+... The country around us is much alarmed with apprehensions of fire.
+Two have happened since that of Olney. One at Hitchin, where the
+damage is said to amount to eleven thousand pounds, and another, at
+a place not far from Hitchin, of which I have not learnt the name.
+Letters have been dropped at Bedford, threatening to burn the town;
+and the inhabitants have been so intimidated, as to have placed a
+guard in many parts of it, several nights past. Some madman or some
+devil has broke loose, who it is to be hoped will pay dear for these
+effusions of his malignity. Since our conflagration here, we have sent
+two women and a boy to the justice, for depredation; Sue Riviss, for
+stealing a piece of beef, which, in her excuse, she said she intended
+to take care of. This lady, whom you will remember, escaped for want
+of evidence; not that evidence was indeed wanting, but our men of
+Gotham judged it unnecessary to send it. With her went the woman I
+mentioned before, who, it seems, has made some sort of profession,
+but upon this occasion allowed herself a latitude of conduct rather
+inconsistent with it, having filled her apron with wearing apparel,
+which she likewise intended to take care of. She would have gone to
+the county gaol, had Billy Raban, the baker's son, who prosecuted,
+insisted on it, but he good-naturedly, though I think weakly,
+interposed in her favour, and begged her off. The young gentleman who
+accompanied these fair ones is the junior son of Molly Boswell. He
+had stolen some iron-work, the property of Griggs, the butcher. Being
+convicted, he was ordered to be whipt, which operation he underwent
+at the cart's tail, from the stone-house to the high arch, and back
+again. He seemed to show great fortitude, but it was all an imposition
+upon the public. The beadle, who performed, had filled his left hand
+with red ochre, through which, after every stroke, he drew the lash
+of his whip, leaving the appearance of a wound upon the skin, but in
+reality not hurting him at all. This being perceived by Mr. Constable
+Hinschcomb, who followed the beadle, he applied his cane, without any
+such management or precaution, to the shoulders of the too merciful
+executioner. The scene immediately became more interesting. The beadle
+could by no means be prevailed upon to strike hard, which provoked the
+constable to still harder; and this double flogging continued, till a
+lass of Silverend, pitying the pitiful beadle thus suffering under the
+hands of the pitiless constable, joined the procession, and placing
+herself immediately behind the latter, seized him by his capillary
+club, and pulling him backwards by the same, slapt his face with a
+most Amazonian fury. This concatenation of events has taken up more of
+my paper than I intended it should, but I could not forbear to inform
+you how the beadle thrashed the thief, the constable the beadle,
+and the lady the constable, and how the thief was the only one who
+suffered nothing. Mr. Teedon has been here, and is gone again. He came
+to thank me for an old pair of breeches. In answer to our inquiries
+after his health, he replied that he had a slow fever, which made
+him take all possible care not to inflame his blood. I admitted
+his prudence, but in his particular instance could not very clearly
+discern the need of it. Pump water will not heat him much; and, to
+speak a little in his own style, more inebriating fluids are to him,
+I fancy, not very attainable. He brought us news, the truth of which,
+however, I do not vouch for, that the town of Bedford was actually on
+fire yesterday, and the flames not extinguished when the bearer of the
+tidings left it.
+
+Swift observes, when he is giving his reasons why the preacher is
+elevated always above his hearers, that let the crowd be as great as
+it will below, there is always room enough overhead. If the French
+philosophers can carry their art of flying to the perfection they
+desire, the observation may be reversed, the crowd will be overhead,
+and they will have most room who stay below. I can assure you,
+however, upon my own experience, that this way of travelling is
+very delightful. I dreamt, a night or two since, that I drove myself
+through the upper regions in a balloon and pair, with the greatest
+ease and security. Having finished the tour I intended, I made a short
+turn, and, with one flourish of my whip, descended; my horses prancing
+and curvetting with an infinite share of spirit, but without the least
+danger, either to me or my vehicle. The time, we may suppose, is at
+hand, and seems to be prognosticated by my dream, when these airy
+excursions will be universal, when judges will fly the circuit,
+and bishops their visitations; and when the tour of Europe will be
+performed with much greater speed, and with equal advantage, by all
+who travel merely for the sake of having it to say that they have made
+it.
+
+I beg that you will accept for yourself and yours our unfeigned love,
+and remember me affectionately to Mr. Bacon, when you see him.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A candidate's visit_
+
+
+29 _March_, 1784.
+
+MY DEAR FRIEND,
+
+It being his majesty's pleasure that I should yet have another
+opportunity to write before he dissolves the parliament, I avail
+myself of it with all possible alacrity. I thank you for your last,
+which was not the less welcome for coming, like an extraordinary
+gazette, at a time when it was not expected.
+
+As when the sea is uncommonly agitated, the water finds its way into
+creeks and holes of rocks, which in its calmer state it never reaches,
+in like manner the effect of these turbulent times is felt even at
+Orchard-side, where in general we live as undisturbed by the political
+element, as shrimps or cockles that have been accidentally deposited
+in some hollow beyond the water mark, by the usual dashing of the
+waves. We were sitting yesterday after dinner, the two ladies and
+myself, very composedly, and without the least apprehension of any
+such intrusion in our snug parlour, one lady knitting, the other
+netting, and the gentleman winding worsted, when to our unspeakable
+surprise a mob appeared before the window; a smart rap was heard at
+the door, the boys halloo'd, and the maid announced Mr. Grenville.
+Puss was unfortunately let out of her box, so that the candidate, with
+all his good friends at his heels, was refused admittance at the grand
+entry, and referred to the back door, as the only possible way of
+approach. Candidates are creatures not very susceptible of affronts,
+and would rather, I suppose, climb in at a window, than be absolutely
+excluded. In a minute, the yard, the kitchen, and the parlour, were
+filled. Mr. Grenville, advancing toward me, shook me by the hand with
+a degree of cordiality that was extremely seducing. As soon as he and
+as many more as could find chairs, were seated, he began to open the
+intent of his visit. I told him I had no vote, for which he readily
+gave me credit. I assured him I had no influence, which he was not
+equally inclined to believe, and the less, no doubt, because Mr.
+Ashburner, the draper, addressing himself to me at this moment,
+informed me that I had a great deal. Supposing that I could not be
+possessed of such a treasure without knowing it, I ventured to confirm
+my first assertion, by saying, that if I had any I was utterly at a
+loss to imagine where it could be, or wherein it consisted. Thus ended
+the conference. Mr. Grenville squeezed me by the hand again, kissed
+the ladies, and withdrew. He kissed likewise the maid in the kitchen,
+and seemed upon the whole a most loving, kissing, kind-hearted
+gentlemen. He has a pair of very good eyes in his head, which not
+being sufficient as it should seem for the many nice and difficult
+purposes of a senator, he has a third also, which he wore suspended by
+a riband from his buttonhole. The boys halloo'd, the dogs barked,
+Puss scampered, the hero, with his long train of obsequious followers,
+withdrew. We made ourselves very merry with the adventure, and in a
+short time settled into our former tranquillity, never probably to be
+thus interrupted more. I thought myself, however, happy in being able
+to affirm truly that I had not that influence for which he sued;
+and which, had I been possessed of it, with my present views of the
+dispute between the Crown and the Commons, I must have refused him,
+for he is on the side of the former. It is comfortable to be of
+no consequence in a world where one cannot exercise any without
+disobliging somebody. The town, however, seems to be much at his
+service, and if he be equally successful throughout the country, he
+will undoubtedly gain his election. Mr. Ashburner perhaps was a little
+mortified, because it was evident that I owed the honour of this visit
+to his misrepresentation of my importance. But had he thought proper
+to assure Mr. Grenville that I had three heads, I should not I suppose
+have been bound to produce them....
+
+
+
+To LADY HESKETH
+
+_An acquaintance reopened_
+
+
+Olney, 9 _Nov_. 1785.
+
+MY DEAREST COUSIN,
+
+Whose last most affectionate letter has run in my head ever since I
+received it, and which I now sit down to answer two days sooner than
+the post will serve me; I thank you for it, and with a warmth for
+which I am sure you will give me credit, though I do not spend
+many words in describing it. I do not seek _new_ friends, not being
+altogether sure that I should find them, but have unspeakable
+pleasure in being still beloved by an old one. I hope that now our
+correspondence has suffered its last interruption, and that we shall
+go down together to the grave, chatting and chirping as merrily as
+such a scene of things as this will permit.
+
+I am happy that my poems have pleased you. My volume has afforded me
+no such pleasure at any time, either while I was writing it, or since
+its publication, as I have derived from yours and my uncle's opinion
+of it. I make certain allowances for partiality, and for that peculiar
+quickness of taste, with which you both relish what you like, and
+after all drawbacks upon those accounts duly made, find myself rich in
+the measure of your approbation that still remains. But above all,
+I honour _John Gilpin_, since it was he who first encouraged you to
+write. I made him on purpose to laugh at, and he served his purpose
+well; but I am now in debt to him for a more valuable acquisition
+than all the laughter in the world amounts to, the recovery of my
+intercourse with you, which is to me inestimable. My benevolent and
+generous Cousin, when I was once asked if I wanted anything, and given
+delicately to understand that the inquirer was ready to supply all
+my occasions, I thankfully and civilly, but positively, declined the
+favour. I neither suffer, nor have suffered, any such inconveniences
+as I had not much rather endure than come under obligations of that
+sort to a person comparatively with yourself a stranger to me. But to
+you I answer otherwise. I know you thoroughly, and the liberality of
+your disposition, and have that consummate confidence in the
+sincerity of your wish to serve me, that delivers me from all awkward
+constraint, and from all fear of trespassing by acceptance. To you,
+therefore, I reply, yes. Whensoever, and whatsoever, and in what
+manner-soever you please; and add moreover, that my affection for the
+giver is such as will increase to me tenfold the satisfaction that I
+shall have in receiving. It is necessary, however, that I should let
+you a little into the state of my finances, that you may not suppose
+them more narrowly circumscribed than they are. Since Mrs. Unwin and
+I have lived at Olney, we have had but one purse, although during the
+whole of that time, till lately, her income was nearly double mine.
+Her revenues indeed are now in some measure reduced, and do not much
+exceed my own; the worst consequence of this is, that we are forced to
+deny ourselves some things which hitherto we have been better able to
+afford, but they are such things as neither life, nor the well-being
+of life, depend upon. My own income has been better than it is,
+but when it was best, it would not have enabled me to live as my
+connexions demanded that I should, had it not been combined with a
+better than itself, at least at this end of the kingdom. Of this I had
+full proof during three months that I spent in lodgings at Huntingdon,
+in which time by the help of good management, and a clear notion of
+economical matters, I contrived to spend the income of a twelvemonth.
+Now, my beloved Cousin, you are in possession of the whole case as it
+stands. Strain no points to your own inconvenience or hurt, for there
+is no need of it, but indulge yourself in communicating (no matter
+what) that you can spare without missing it, since by so doing you
+will be sure to add to the comforts of my life one of the sweetest
+that I can enjoy--a token and proof of your affection.
+
+I cannot believe but that I should know you, notwithstanding all that
+time may have done: there is not a feature of your face, could I meet
+it upon the road, by itself, that I should not instantly recollect.
+I should say that is my Cousin's nose, or those are her lips and her
+chin, and no woman upon earth can claim them but herself. As for me, I
+am a very smart youth of my years; I am not indeed grown grey so much
+as I am grown bald. No matter: there was more hair in the world than
+ever had the honour to belong to me; accordingly having found just
+enough to curl a little at my ears, and to intermix with a little
+of my own that still hangs behind, I appear, if you see me in an
+afternoon, to have a very decent head-dress, not easily distinguished
+from my natural growth, which being worn with a small bag, and a black
+riband about my neck, continues to me the charms of my youth, even on
+the verge of age. Away with the fear of writing too often!
+
+PS. That the view I give you of myself may be complete, I add the two
+following items--That I am in debt to nobody, and that I grow fat.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The kindliness of thanks_
+
+
+30 _Nov_. 1785.
+
+My dearest cousin,
+
+Your kindness reduces me to a necessity (a pleasant one, indeed), of
+writing all my letters in the same terms: always thanks, thanks at
+the beginning, and thanks at the end. It is however, I say, a pleasant
+employment when those thanks are indeed the language of the heart: and
+I can truly add, that there is no person on earth whom I thank with
+so much affection as yourself. You insisted that I should give you my
+genuine opinion of the wine. By the way, it arrived without the least
+damage or fracture, and I finished the first bottle of it this very
+day. It is excellent, and though the wine which I had been used to
+drink was not bad, far preferable to that. The bottles will be in town
+on Saturday. I am enamoured of the desk and its contents before I see
+them. They will be most entirely welcome. A few years since I made
+Mrs. Unwin a present of a snuff-box--a silver one; the purchase was
+made in London by a friend; it is of a size and form that make it
+more fit for masculine than feminine use. She therefore with pleasure
+accepts the box which you have sent--I should say with the greatest
+pleasure. And I, discarding the leathern trunk that I have used so
+long, shall succeed to the possession of hers. She says, Tell Lady
+Hesketh that I truly love and honour her. Now, my Cousin, you may
+depend upon it, as a most certain truth, that these words from her
+lips are not an empty sound. I never in my life heard her profess a
+regard for any one that she felt not. She is not addicted to the use
+of such language upon ordinary occasions; but when she speaks it,
+speaks from the heart. She has baited me this many a day, even as a
+bear is baited, to send for Dr. Kerr. But, as I hinted to you upon
+a former occasion, I am as mulish as most men are, and have hitherto
+most ungallantly refused; but what is to be done now?--If it were
+uncivil not to comply with the solicitations of one lady, to be
+unmoved by the solicitations of two would prove me to be a bear
+indeed. I will, therefore, summon him to consideration of said
+stomach, and its ailments, without delay, and you shall know the
+result.--I have read Goldsmith's _Traveller_ and his _Deserted
+Village_, and am highly pleased with them both, as well for the manner
+in which they are executed, as for their tendency, and the lessons
+that they inculcate.
+
+Mrs. Unwin said to me a few nights since, after supper, 'I have two
+fine fowls in feeding, and just fit for use; I wonder whether I should
+send them to Lady Hesketh?' I replied, Yes, by all means! and I will
+tell you a story that will at once convince you of the propriety of
+doing so. My brother was curate on a time to Mr. Fawkes, of Orpington,
+in Kent: it was when I lived in the Temple. One morning, as I was
+reading by the fireside, I heard a prodigious lumbering at the door. I
+opened it, and beheld a most rural figure, with very dirty boots, and
+a great coat as dirty. Supposing that my great fame as a barrister had
+drawn upon me a client from some remote region, I desired him to walk
+in. He did so, and introduced himself to my acquaintance by telling me
+that he was the farmer with whom my brother lodged at Orpington.
+After this preliminary information he unbuttoned his great coat, and I
+observed a quantity of long feathers projected from an inside pocket.
+He thrust in his hand, and with great difficulty extricated a great
+fat capon. He then proceeded to lighten the other side of him, by
+dragging out just such another, and begged my acceptance of both.
+I sent them to a tavern, where they were dressed, and I with two or
+three friends, whom I invited to the feast, found them incomparably
+better than any fowls we had ever tasted from the London co-ops. Now,
+said I to Mrs. Unwin, it is likely that the fowls at Olney may be as
+good as the fowls at Orpington, therefore send them; for it is not
+possible to make so good a use of them in any other way ... Adieu, my
+faithful, kind, and consolatory friend!
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Arrival of the desk_
+
+
+7 _Dec_. 1785.
+
+My dear cousin,
+
+At this time last night I was writing to you, and now I am writing to
+you again ... My dear, you say not a word about the desk in your last,
+which I received this morning. I infer from your silence that you
+supposed it either at Olney or on its way thither, and that you
+expected nothing so much as that my next would inform you of its safe
+arrival;--therefore, where can it possibly be? I am not absolutely in
+despair about it, for the reasons that I mentioned last night; but to
+say the truth, I stand tottering upon the verge of it. I write, and
+have written these many years, upon a book of maps, which I now begin
+to find too low and too flat, though till I expected a better desk,
+I found no fault with _them_. See and observe how true it is, that
+by increasing the number of our conveniences, we multiply our wants
+exactly in the same proportion! neither can I at all doubt that if you
+were to tell me that all the men in London of any fashion at all, wore
+black velvet shoes with white roses, and should also tell me that you
+would send me such, I should dance with impatience till they arrived.
+Not because I care one farthing of what materials my shoes are made,
+but because any shoes of your sending would interest me from head to
+foot.
+
+_Thursday Evening_.
+
+Oh that this letter had wings, that it might fly to tell you that my
+desk, the most elegant, the compactest, the most commodious desk in
+the world, and of all the desks that ever were or ever shall be,
+the desk that I love the most, is safe arrived. Nay, my dear, it was
+actually at Sherrington, when the wagoner's wife (for the man himself
+was not at home) croaked out her abominable _No_! yet she examined the
+bill of lading, but either did it so carelessly, or as poor Dick Madan
+used to say, with such an _ignorant eye_, that my name escaped her. My
+precious Cousin, you have bestowed too much upon me. I have nothing
+to render you in return, but the affectionate feelings of a heart most
+truly sensible of your kindness. How pleasant it is to write upon such
+a green bank! I am sorry that I have so nearly reached the end of
+my paper. I have now however only room to say that Mrs. Unwin is
+delighted with her box, and bids me do more than thank you for
+it. What can I do more at this distance but say that she loves you
+heartily, and that so do I? The pocket-book is also the completest
+that I ever saw, and the watch-chain the most brilliant.
+
+Adieu for a little while. Now for Homer.
+
+N.B.--I generally write the day before the post sets out, which is
+the thing that puzzles you. I do it that I may secure time for the
+purpose, and may not be hurried. On this very day twenty-two years ago
+I left London.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Anticipations of a visit_
+
+
+Olney, 9 _Feb_. 1786.
+
+MY DEAREST COUSIN,
+
+I have been impatient to tell you that I am impatient to see you
+again. Mrs. Unwin partakes with me in all my feelings upon this
+subject, and longs also to see you. I should have told you so by the
+last post, but have been so completely occupied by this tormenting
+specimen, that it was impossible to do it. I sent the General a letter
+on Monday that should distress and alarm him; I sent him another
+yesterday, that will, I hope, quiet him again. Johnson has apologized
+very civilly for the multitude of his friend's strictures; and his
+friend has promised to confine himself in future to a comparison of
+me with the original, so that, I doubt not, we shall jog on merrily
+together. And now, my dear, let me tell you once more, that your
+kindness in promising us a visit has charmed us both! I shall see you
+again. I shall hear your voice. We shall take walks together. I will
+show you my prospects, the hovel, the alcove, the Ouse and its banks,
+everything that I have described. I anticipate the pleasure of those
+days not very far distant, and feel a part of it at this moment. Talk
+not of an inn! Mention it not for your life! We have never had so many
+visitors, but we could easily accommodate them all, though we have
+received Unwin, and his wife, and his sister, and his son all at once.
+My dear, I will not let you come till the end of May, or beginning
+of June, because before that time my greenhouse will not be ready to
+receive us, and it is the only pleasant room belonging to us. When
+the plants go out, we go in. I line it with mats, and spread the floor
+with mats; and there you shall sit with a bed of mignonette at your
+side, and a hedge of honeysuckles, roses, and jasmine; and I will make
+you a bouquet of myrtle every day. Sooner than the time I mention the
+country will not be in complete beauty.
+
+And I will tell you what you shall find at your first entrance.
+Imprimis, as soon as you have entered the vestibule, if you cast a
+look on either side of you, you shall see on the right hand a box of
+my making. It is the box in which have been lodged all my hares, and
+in which lodges Puss at present; but he, poor fellow, is worn out with
+age, and promises to die before you can see him. On the right
+hand stands a cupboard, the work of the same author; it was once a
+dove-cage, but I transformed it. Opposite to you stands a table,
+which I also made; but a merciless servant having scrubbed it until it
+became paralytic, it serves no purpose now but of ornament; and all
+my clean shoes stand under it. On the left hand, at the farther end
+of this superb vestibule, you will find the door of the parlour,
+into which I will conduct you, and where I will introduce you to Mrs.
+Unwin, unless we should meet her before, and where we will be as happy
+as the day is long. Order yourself, my Cousin, to the Swan at Newport,
+and there you shall find me ready to conduct you to Olney.
+
+My dear, I have told Homer what you say about casks and urns, and have
+asked him whether he is sure that it is a cask in which Jupiter keeps
+his wine. He swears that it is a cask, and that it will never be
+anything better than a cask to eternity. So if the god is content with
+it, we must even wonder at his taste, and be so too.
+
+Adieu! my dearest, dearest Cousin.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Commissions and thanks_
+
+
+The Lodge, 24 _Dec_. 1786.
+
+You must by no means, my dearest Coz, pursue the plan that has
+suggested itself to you on the supposed loss of your letter. In
+the first place I choose that my Sundays, like the Sundays of other
+people, shall be distinguished by something that shall make me look
+forward to them with agreeable expectation, and for that reason desire
+that they may always bring me a letter from you. In the next place,
+if I know when to _expect_ a letter, I know likewise when to _inquire
+after_ a letter, if it happens not to come; a circumstance of some
+importance, considering how excessively careless they are at the Swan,
+where letters are sometimes overlooked, and do not arrive at their
+destination, if no inquiry be made, till some days have passed since
+their arrival at Olney. It has happened frequently to me to receive
+a letter long after all the rest have been delivered, and the Padre
+assured me that Mr. Throckmorton has sent notes three several times to
+Mrs. Marriot, complaining of this neglect. For these reasons, my dear,
+thou must write still on Saturdays, and as often on other days as thou
+pleasest.
+
+The screens came safe, and one of them is at this moment interposed
+between me and the fire, much to the comfort of my peepers. The
+other of them being fitted up with a screw that was useless, I have
+consigned it to proper hands, that it may be made as serviceable
+as its brother. They are very neat, and I account them a great
+acquisition. Our carpenter assures me that the lameness of the chairs
+was not owing to any injury received in their journey, but that the
+maker never properly finished them. They were not high when they came,
+and in order to reduce them to a level, we have lowered them an inch.
+Thou knowest, child, that the short foot could not be lengthened, for
+which reason we shortened the long ones. The box containing the plate
+and the brooms reached us yesterday, and nothing had suffered the
+least damage by the way. Everything is smart, everything is elegant,
+and we admire them all. The short candlesticks are short enough. I am
+now writing with those upon the table; Mrs. U. is reading opposite,
+and they suit us both exactly. With the money that you have in hand,
+you may purchase, my dear, at your most convenient time, a tea-urn;
+that which we have at present having never been handsome, and being
+now old and patched. A parson once, as he walked across the parlour,
+pushed it down with his belly, and it never perfectly recovered
+itself. We want likewise a tea-waiter, meaning, if you please, such
+a one as you may remember to have seen at the Hall, a wooden one.
+To which you may add, from the same fund, three or four yards of
+yard-wide muslin, wherewithal to make neckcloths for my worship. If
+after all these disbursements anything should be left at the bottom
+of the purse, we shall be obliged to you if you will expend it in the
+purchase of silk pocket-handkerchiefs. There, my precious--I think I
+have charged thee with commissions in plenty.
+
+You neither must nor shall deny us the pleasure of sending to you
+such small matters as we do. As to the partridges, you may recollect
+possibly, when I remind you of it, that I never eat them; they refuse
+to pass my stomach; and Mrs. Unwin rejoiced in receiving them only
+because she could pack them away to you--therefore never lay us under
+any embargoes of this kind, for I tell you beforehand, that we are
+both incorrigible. My beloved Cousin, the first thing that I open my
+eyes upon in a morning, is it not the bed in which you have laid me?
+Did you not, in our old dismal parlour at Olney, give me the tea on
+which I breakfast?--the chocolate that I drank at noon, and the table
+at which I dine?--the everything, in short, that I possess in the
+shape of convenience, is it not all from you? and is it possible,
+think you, that we should either of us overlook an opportunity of
+making such a tiny acknowledgement of your kindness? Assure yourself
+that never, while my name is Giles Gingerbread, will I dishonour my
+glorious ancestry, and my illustrious appellation, by so unworthy a
+conduct. I love you at my heart, and so does Mrs. U., and we must say
+thank you, and send you a peppercorn when we can. So thank you, my
+dear, for the brawn and the chine, and for all the good things that
+you announce, and at present I will, for your sake, say no more of
+thanksgiving.
+
+
+
+TO MRS. BODHAM
+
+_His mother's portrait_
+
+
+Weston, 27 _Feb._ 1790.
+
+MY DEAREST ROSE,
+
+Whom I thought withered, and fallen from the stalk, but whom I still
+find alive: nothing could give me greater pleasure than to know it,
+and to hear it from yourself. I loved you dearly when you were a
+child, and love you not a jot the less for having ceased to be so.
+Every creature that bears any affinity to my mother is dear to me, and
+you, the daughter of her brother, are but one remove distant from her:
+I love you, therefore, and love you much, both for her sake, and for
+your own. The world could not have furnished you with a present so
+acceptable to me, as the picture which you have so kindly sent me. I
+received it the night before last, and viewed it with a trepidation of
+nerves and spirits somewhat akin to what I should have felt, had the
+dear original presented herself to my embraces. I kissed it, and hung
+it where it is the last object that I see at night, and, of course,
+the first on which I open my eyes in the morning. She died when I
+completed my sixth year; yet I remember her well, and am an ocular
+witness of the great fidelity of the copy. I remember, too, a
+multitude of the maternal tendernesses which I received from her, and
+which have endeared her memory to me beyond expression. There is in
+me, I believe, more of the Donne than of the Cowper; and though I love
+all of both names, and have a thousand reasons to love those of my own
+name, yet I feel the bond of nature draw me vehemently to your side.
+I was thought in the days of my childhood much to resemble my mother;
+and in my natural temper, of which at the age of fifty-eight I must
+be supposed to be a competent judge, can trace both her, and my late
+uncle, your father. Somewhat of his irritability; and a little,
+I would hope, both of his and of her--I know not what to call it,
+without seeming to praise myself, which is not my intention, but
+speaking to _you_, I will even speak out, and say _good nature_. Add
+to all this, I deal much in poetry, as did our venerable ancestor, the
+Dean of St. Paul's, and I think I shall have proved myself a Donne at
+all points. The truth is, that whatever I am, I love you all.
+
+
+
+
+EDMUND BURKE
+
+1729-1797
+
+
+
+TO MATTHEW SMITH
+
+_First impressions of London_
+
+
+[1750.]
+
+You'll expect some short account of my journey to this great city. To
+tell you the truth, I made very few remarks as I rolled along, for my
+mind was occupied with many thoughts, and my eyes often filled with
+tears, when I reflected on all the dear friends I left behind; yet
+the prospects could not fail to attract the attention of the most
+indifferent: country seats sprinkled round on every side, some in the
+modern taste, some in the style of old De Coverley Hall, all smiling
+on the neat but humble cottage; every village as neat and compact as
+a bee-hive, resounding with the busy hum of industry; and inns like
+palaces.
+
+What a contrast to our poor country, where you'll scarce find a
+cottage ornamented with a chimney! But what pleased me most of all
+was the progress of agriculture, my favourite study, and my favourite
+pursuit, if Providence had blessed me with a few paternal acres.
+
+A description of London and its natives would fill a volume. The
+buildings are very fine: it may be called the sink of vice: but its
+hospitals and charitable institutions, whose turrets pierce the skies
+like so many electrical conductors, avert the wrath of Heaven. The
+inhabitants may be divided into two classes, the _undoers_ and the
+_undone_; generally so, I say, for I am persuaded there are many men
+of honesty and women of virtue in every street. An Englishman is
+cold and distant at first; he is very cautious even in forming an
+acquaintance; he must know you well before he enters into friendship
+with you; but if he does, he is not the first to dissolve that sacred
+bond: in short, a real Englishman is one that performs more than he
+promises; in company he is rather silent, extremely prudent in his
+expressions, even in politics, his favourite topic. The women are not
+quite so reserved; they consult their glasses to the best advantage;
+and as nature is very liberal in her gifts to their persons, and even
+minds, it is not easy for a young man to escape their glances, or to
+shut his ears to their softly flowing accents.
+
+As to the state of learning in this city, you know I have not been
+long enough in it to form a proper judgement of that subject. I don't
+think, however, there is as much respect paid to a man of letters on
+this side of the water as you imagine. I don't find that genius, the
+'rath primrose, which forsaken dies', is patronized by any of the
+nobility, so that writers of the first talents are left to the
+capricious patronage of the public. Notwithstanding discouragement,
+literature is cultivated in a high degree. Poetry raises her
+enchanting voice to Heaven. History arrests the wings of Time in his
+flight to the gulf of oblivion. Philosophy, the queen of arts, and the
+daughter of Heaven, is daily extending her intellectual empire. Fancy
+sports on airy wing like a meteor on the bosom of a summer cloud; and
+even Metaphysics spins her cobwebs, and catches some flies.
+
+The House of Commons not unfrequently exhibits explosions of eloquence
+that rise superior to those of Greece and Rome, even in their
+proudest days. Yet, after all, a man will make more by the figures of
+arithmetic than the figures of rhetoric, unless he can get into the
+trade wind, and then he may sail secure over Pactolean sands. As to
+the stage, it is sunk, in my opinion, into the lowest degree; I
+mean with regard to the trash that is exhibited on it; but I don't
+attribute this to the taste of the audience, for when Shakespeare
+warbles his 'native woodnotes', the boxes, pit, and gallery, are
+crowded--and the gods are true to every word, if properly winged to
+the heart.
+
+Soon after my arrival in town I visited Westminster Abbey: the
+moment I entered I felt a kind of awe pervade my mind which I cannot
+describe; the very silence seemed sacred. Henry VII's chapel is a very
+fine piece of Gothic architecture, particularly the roof; but I am
+told that it is exceeded by a chapel in the University of Cambridge.
+Mrs. Nightingale's monument has not been praised beyond its merit. The
+attitude and expression of the husband in endeavouring to shield his
+wife from the dart of death, is natural and affecting. But I always
+thought that the image of death would be much better represented with
+an extinguished torch inverted, than with a dart. Some would imagine
+that all these monuments were so many monuments of folly;--I don't
+think so; what useful lessons of morality and sound philosophy do
+they not exhibit! When the high-born beauty surveys her face in the
+polished Parian, though dumb the marble, yet it tells her that it was
+placed to guard the remains of as fine a form, and as fair a face as
+her own. They show besides how anxious we are to extend our loves and
+friendships beyond the grave, and to snatch as much as we can from
+oblivion--such is our natural love of immortality; but it is here
+that letters obtain the noblest triumphs; it is here that the swarthy
+daughters of Cadmus may hang their trophies on high; for when all
+the pride of the chisel and the pomp of heraldry yield to the silent
+touches of time, a single line, a half-worn-out inscription, remain
+faithful to their trust. Blest be the man that first introduced these
+strangers into our islands, and may they never want protection or
+merit! I have not the least doubt that the finest poem in the
+English language, I mean Milton's _Il Penseroso_, was composed in the
+long-resounding aisle of a mouldering cloister or ivy'd abbey. Yet
+after all do you know that I would rather sleep in the southern corner
+of a little country churchyard, than in the tomb of the Capulets. I
+should like, however, that my dust should mingle with kindred dust.
+The good old expression 'family burying-ground' has something pleasing
+in it, at least to me.
+
+
+
+To JAMES BARRY
+
+_A friend's infirmities_
+
+
+Gregories, 16 _Sept_. 1769.
+
+MY DEAR BARRY,
+
+I am most exceedingly obliged to your friendship and partiality,
+which attributed a silence very blameable on our parts to a favourable
+cause: let me add in some measure to its true cause, a great deal of
+occupation of various sorts, and some of them disagreeable enough.
+
+As to any reports concerning your conduct and behaviour, you may be
+very sure they could have no kind of influence here; for none of us
+are of such a make as to trust to any one's report for the character
+of a person whom we ourselves know. Until very lately, I had never
+heard anything of your proceedings from others; and when I did, it was
+much less than I had known from yourself, that you had been upon ill
+terms with the artists and virtuosi in Rome, without much mention of
+cause or consequence. If you have improved these unfortunate quarrels
+to your advancement in your art, you have turned a very disagreeable
+circumstance to a very capital advantage. However you may have
+succeeded in this uncommon attempt, permit me to suggest to you, with
+that friendly liberty which you have always had the goodness to bear
+from me, that you cannot possibly have always the same success, either
+with regard to your fortune or your reputation. Depend upon it, that
+you will find the same competitions, the same jealousies, the same
+arts and cabals, the emulations of interest and of fame, and the same
+agitations and passions here that you have experienced in Italy; and
+if they have the same effect on your temper, they will have just the
+same effects upon your interest; and be your merit what it will, you
+will never be employed to paint a picture. It will be the same at
+London as at Rome, and the same in Paris as in London, for the world
+is pretty nearly alike in all its parts; nay, though it would perhaps
+be a little inconvenient to me, I had a thousand times rather you
+should fix your residence in Rome than here, as I should not then have
+the mortification of seeing with my own eyes a genius of the first
+rank lost to the world, himself, and his friends; as I certainly must,
+if you do not assume a manner of acting and thinking here, totally
+different from what your letters from Rome have described to me.
+
+That you have had just subjects of indignation always, and of anger
+often, I do no ways doubt; who can live in the world without some
+trial of his patience? But believe me, my dear Barry, that the arms
+with which the ill dispositions of the world are to be combated, and
+the qualities by which it is to be reconciled to us, and we reconciled
+to it, are moderation, gentleness, a little indulgence to others, and
+a great deal of mistrust of ourselves; which are not qualities of a
+mean spirit, as some may possibly think them; but virtues of a
+great and noble kind, and such as dignify our nature as much as they
+contribute to our repose and fortune; for nothing can be so unworthy
+of a well-composed soul, as to pass away life in bickerings and
+litigations, in snarling and scuffling with every one about us.
+
+Again and again, my dear Barry, we must be at peace with our species;
+if not for their sakes yet very much for our own. Think what my
+feelings must be, from my unfeigned regard, and from my wishes
+that your talents might be of use, when I see what the inevitable
+consequences must be, of your persevering in what has hitherto been
+your course, ever since I knew you, and which you will permit me to
+trace out for you beforehand.
+
+You will come here; you will observe what the artists are doing;
+and you will sometimes speak a disapprobation in plain words, and
+sometimes by a no less expressive silence. By degrees you will produce
+some of your own works. They will be variously criticized; you
+will defend them; you will abuse those that have attacked you;
+expostulations, discussions, letters, possibly challenges, will go
+forward; you will shun your brethren, they will shun you. In the
+meantime, gentlemen will avoid your friendship, for fear of being
+engaged in your quarrels; you will fall into distresses which will
+only aggravate your disposition for further quarrels; you will be
+obliged for maintenance to do anything for anybody; your very talents
+will depart for want of hope and encouragement; and you will go out of
+the world fretted, disappointed, and ruined.
+
+Nothing but my real regard for you could induce me to set these
+considerations in this light before you. Remember, we are born
+to serve and to adorn our country, and not to contend with our
+fellow-citizens, and that in particular your business is to paint and
+not to dispute....
+
+If you think this a proper time to leave Rome (a matter which I
+leave entirely to yourself), I am quite of opinion you ought to go
+to Venice. Further, I think it right to see Florence and Bologna; and
+that you cannot do better than to take that route to Venice. In short,
+do everything that may contribute to your improvement, and I shall
+rejoice to see you what Providence intended you, a very great man.
+This you were, in your _ideas_, before you quitted this; you best know
+how far you have studied, that is, practised the mechanic; despised
+nothing till you had tried it; practised dissections with your own
+hands, painted from nature as well as from the statues, and portrait
+as well as history, and this frequently. If you have done all this,
+as I trust you have, you want nothing but a little prudence, to fulfil
+all our wishes. This, let me tell you, is no small matter; for it is
+impossible for you to find any persons anywhere more truly interested
+for you; to these dispositions attribute everything which may be a
+little harsh in this letter. We are, thank God, all well, and all most
+truly and sincerely yours. I seldom write so long a letter. Take this
+as a sort of proof how much I am, dear Barry, Your faithful friend.
+
+
+
+To LORD AUCKLAND
+
+_An old stag at bay_
+
+
+Beaconsfield, 30 _Oct_. 1795.
+
+My dear Lord,
+
+I am perfectly sensible of the very flattering honour you have done
+me in turning any part of your attention towards a dejected old man,
+buried in the anticipated grave of a feeble old age, forgetting and
+forgotten in an obscure and melancholy retreat.
+
+In this retreat I have nothing relative to this world to do but to
+study all the tranquillity that in the state of my mind I am capable
+of. To that end I find it but too necessary to call to my aid an
+oblivion of most of the circumstances pleasant and unpleasant of my
+life; to think as little, and indeed to know as little as I can of
+everything that is doing about me; and, above all, to divert my mind
+from all presagings and prognostications of what I must (if I let my
+speculations loose) consider as of absolute necessity to happen after
+my death, and possibly even before it. Your address to the public
+which you have been so good as to send to me, obliges me to break in
+upon that plan, and to look a little on what is behind, and very much
+on what is before me. It creates in my mind a variety of thoughts, and
+all of them unpleasant.
+
+It is true, my Lord, what you say, that through our public life,
+we have generally sailed on somewhat different tacks. We have so
+undoubtedly, and we should do so still, if I had continued longer
+to keep the sea. In that difference you rightly observe that I have
+always done justice to your skill and ability as a navigator, and to
+your good intentions towards the safety of the cargo and of the ship's
+company. I cannot say now that we are on different tacks. There would
+be no propriety in the metaphor. I can sail no longer. My vessel
+cannot be said to be even in port. She is wholly condemned and broken
+up. To have an idea of that vessel you must call to mind what you have
+often seen on the Kentish road. Those planks of tough and hardy oak
+that used for years to brave the buffets of the Bay of Biscay, are
+now turned with their warped grain and empty trunnion holes into very
+wretched pales for the enclosure of a wretched farmyard.
+
+The style of your pamphlet, and the eloquence and power of composition
+you display in it, are such as do great honour to your talents; and
+in conveying any other sentiments would give me very great pleasure.
+Perhaps I do not very perfectly comprehend your purpose, and the drift
+of your arguments. If I do not--pray do not attribute my mistake to
+want of candour, but to want of sagacity. I confess your address to
+the public, together with other accompanying circumstances, has filled
+me with a degree of grief and dismay which I cannot find words to
+express. If the plan of politics there recommended, pray excuse my
+freedom, should be adopted by the King's Councils and by the good
+people of this kingdom (as so recommended undoubtedly it will)
+nothing can be the consequence but utter and irretrievable ruin to the
+Ministry, to the Crown, to the succession, to the importance, to the
+independence, to the very existence of this country.
+
+This is my feeble perhaps, but clear, positive, decided, long and
+maturely reflected, and frequently declared opinion, from which all
+the events which have lately come to pass, so far from turning me,
+have tended to confirm beyond the power of alteration, even by your
+eloquence and authority. I find, my dear Lord, that you think some
+persons who are not satisfied with the securities of a Jacobin peace,
+to be persons of intemperate minds. I may be, and I fear I am with you
+in that description: but pray, my Lord, recollect that very few of
+the causes which make men intemperate, can operate upon me. Sanguine
+hopes, vehement desires, inordinate ambition, implacable animosity,
+party attachments, or party interests; all these with me have no
+existence. For myself or for a family (alas! I have none), I have
+nothing to hope or to fear in this world. I am attached by principle,
+inclination, and gratitude to the King, and to the present Ministry.
+
+Perhaps you may think that my animosity to Opposition is the cause of
+my dissent on seeing the politics of Mr. Fox (which while I was in the
+world I combated by every instrument which God had put into my hands,
+and in every situation in which I had taken part), so completely
+adopted in your Lordship's book: but it was with pain I broke with
+that great man for ever in that cause--and I assure you, it is not
+without pain that I differ with your Lordship on the same principles.
+But it is of no concern. I am far below the region of those great and
+tempestuous passions. I feel nothing of the intemperance of mind. It
+is rather sorrow and dejection than anger.
+
+Once more my best thanks for your very polite attention, and do me the
+favour to believe me with the most perfect sentiments of respect
+and regard, my dear Lord, Your Lordship's most obedient and humble
+servant.
+
+
+
+To MARY LEADBEATER
+
+_His last letter[1]_
+
+
+Bath, 23 _May_, 1797.
+
+My dear Mrs. Leadbeater,
+
+I feel as I ought to do your constant hereditary kindness to me and
+mine. What you have heard of my illness is far from exaggerated. I am,
+thank God, alive, and that is all. Hastening to my dissolution, I have
+to bless Providence that I do not suffer a great deal of pain.... Mrs.
+Burke has a tolerable share of health--in every respect except much
+use of her limbs. She remembers your mother's most good-natured
+attentions, as I am sure I do with much gratitude. I have ever been
+an admirer of your talents and virtues, and shall ever wish
+most cordially for everything which can tend to your credit and
+satisfaction. I therefore congratulate you very heartily on the
+birth of your son; and pray remember me to the representative of your
+family, who I hope still keeps up the school of which I have so tender
+a remembrance; though after so long an absence, and so many unpleasant
+events of every kind that have distracted my thoughts, I hardly dare
+ask for any one, not knowing whether they are living or dead, lest I
+should be the means of awakening unpleasant recollections. Believe me
+to be, with the most respectful and affectionate regards, my dear Mrs.
+Leadbeater,
+
+Your faithful friend, and very humble servant.
+
+PS. Pray remember me to Mr. Leadbeater. I have been at Bath these four
+months to no purpose, and am therefore to be removed to my own
+house at Beaconsfield to-morrow, to be nearer to a habitation more
+permanent, humbly and fearfully hoping that my better part may find a
+better mansion.
+
+[Footnote 1: Cp. p. 281.]
+
+
+
+
+EDWARD GIBBON
+
+1737-1794
+
+
+
+To MRS. PORTEN
+
+_His daily life_
+
+
+Lausanne, 27 _Dec._ 1783.
+
+... In speaking of the happiness which I enjoy, you will agree with me
+in giving the preference to a sincere and sensible friend; and though
+you cannot discern the full extent of his merit, you will easily
+believe that Deyverdun is the man. Perhaps two persons so perfectly
+fitted to live together were never formed by nature and education.
+We have both read and seen a great variety of objects; the lights
+and shades of our different characters are happily blended, and
+a friendship of thirty years has taught us to enjoy our mutual
+advantages, and to support our unavoidable imperfections. In love and
+marriage, some harsh sounds will sometimes interrupt the harmony,
+and in the course of time, like our neighbours, we must expect some
+disagreeable moments; but confidence and freedom are the two pillars
+of our union, and I am much mistaken, if the building be not solid and
+comfortable....
+
+In this season I rise (not at four in the morning) but a little before
+eight; at nine I am called from my study to breakfast, which I always
+perform alone, in the English style; and, with the aid of Caplin,
+I perceive no difference between Lausanne and Bentinck Street. Our
+mornings are usually passed in separate studies; we never approach
+each other's door without a previous message, or thrice knocking; and
+my apartment is already sacred and formidable to strangers. I dress at
+half-past one, and at two (an early hour, to which I am not perfectly
+reconciled) we sit down to dinner.... After dinner, and the departure
+of our company, one, two, or three friends, we read together some
+amusing book, or play at chess, or retire to our rooms, or make
+visits, or go to the coffee-house. Between six and seven the
+assemblies begin, and I am oppressed only with their number and
+variety. Whist, at shillings or half-crowns, is the game I generally
+play, and I play three rubbers with pleasure. Between nine and ten we
+withdraw to our bread and cheese, and friendly converse, which sends
+us to bed at eleven; but these sober hours are too often interrupted
+by private or numerous suppers, which I have not the courage to
+resist, though I practise a laudable abstinence at the best furnished
+tables. Such is the skeleton of my life....
+
+
+
+TO LORD SHEFFIELD
+
+_A great work_
+
+
+Lausanne, 20 _Jan._ 1787.
+
+... As long as I do not inform you of my death, you have good grounds
+to believe me alive and well. You have a general, and will soon have a
+more particular idea of my system and arrangement here. One day glides
+away after another in tranquil uniformity. Every object must have
+sides and moments less luminous than others; but, upon the whole, the
+life and the place which I have chosen are most happily adapted to my
+character and circumstances: and I can now repeat, at the end of three
+years, what I soon and sincerely affirmed, that never in a single
+instant have I repented of my scheme of retirement to Lausanne.... And
+though I truly rejoice in my approaching visit to England, Mr. Pitt,
+were he your friend and mine, would not find it an easy task to
+prevent my return....
+
+I am building a great book, which, besides the three stories already
+exposed to the public eye, will have three stories more before we
+reach the roof and battlements. You too have built or altered a great
+Gothic castle with baronial battlements. Did you finish it within the
+time you intended? As that time drew near, did you not find a thousand
+nameless and unexpected works that must be performed; each of them
+calling for a portion of time and labour? and had you not despised,
+nobly despised, the minute diligence of finishing, fitting up, and
+furnishing the apartments, you would have discovered a new train of
+indispensable business. Such, at least, has been my case. A long while
+ago when I contemplated the distant prospect of my work, I gave you
+and myself some hopes of landing in England last autumn; but, alas!
+when autumn grew near, hills began to rise on hills, Alps on Alps, and
+I found my journey far more tedious and toilsome than I had imagined.
+When I look back on the length of the undertaking, and the variety
+of materials, I cannot accuse, or suffer myself to be accused of
+idleness; yet it appeared that unless I doubled my diligence, another
+year, and perhaps more, would elapse before I could embark with my
+complete manuscript. Under these circumstances I took, and am still
+executing, a bold and meritorious resolution. The mornings in winter,
+and in a country of early dinners, are very concise; to them, my usual
+period of study, I now frequently add the evenings, renounce cards
+and society, refuse the most agreeable evenings, or perhaps make my
+appearance at a late supper. By this extraordinary industry, which I
+never practised before, and to which I hope never to be again reduced,
+I see the last part of my _History_ growing apace under my hands; all
+my materials are collected and arranged; I can exactly compute, by
+the square foot, or the square page, all that remains to be done; and
+after concluding text and notes, after a general review of my time
+and my ground, I now can decisively ascertain the final period of the
+_Decline and Fall_, and can boldly promise that I will dine with you
+at Sheffield Place in the month of August, or perhaps of July, in the
+present year; within less than a twelvemonth of the term which I had
+loosely and originally fixed; and perhaps it would not be easy to
+find a work of that size and importance in which the workman has
+so tolerably kept his word with himself and the public. But in this
+situation, oppressed with this particular object, and stealing every
+hour from my amusement, to the fatigue of the pen, and the eyes, you
+will conceive, or you might conceive, how little stomach I have for
+the epistolary style; and that instead of idle, though friendly,
+correspondence, I think it far more agreeable to employ my time in
+the effectual measures that may hasten and exhilarate our personal
+interview....
+
+
+
+
+FRANCES D'ARBLAY
+
+1752-1840
+
+
+
+TO SUSAN BURNEY
+
+_An excited Unknown_
+
+
+Chessington, 5 _July_, 1778.
+
+MY DEAREST SUSY,
+
+Don't you think there must be some wager depending among the little
+curled imps who hover over us mortals, of how much flummery goes to
+turn the head of an authoress? Your last communication very near did
+my business; for, meeting Mr. Crisp ere I had composed myself, I 'tipt
+him such a touch of the heroics' as he has not seen since the time
+when I was so much celebrated for dancing _Nancy Dawson_. I absolutely
+longed to treat him with one of Captain Mirvan's frolics, and to fling
+his wig out of the window. I restrained myself, however, from the
+apprehension that they would imagine I had a universal spite to that
+harmless piece of goods, which I have already been known to treat with
+no little indignity. He would fain have discovered the reason of my
+skittishness; but as I could not tell it him, I was obliged to assure
+him it would be lost time to inquire further into my flights, since
+'true no meaning puzzles more than wit', and therefore, begging the
+favour of him to 'set me down an _ass_', I suddenly retreated.
+
+My dear, dear Dr. Johnson! what a charming man you are! Mrs.
+Cholmondeley, too, I am not merely prepared but determined to admire;
+for really she has shown so much penetration and sound sense of late,
+that I think she will bring about a union between Wit and Judgement,
+though their separation has been so long, and though their meetings
+have been so few.
+
+But, Mrs. Thrale! she--she is the goddess of my idolatry! What an
+_éloge_ is hers!--an _éloge_ that not only delights at first, but
+proves more and more flattering every time it is considered!
+
+I often think, when I am counting my laurels, what a pity it would
+have been had I popped off in my last illness, without knowing what a
+person of consequence I was!--and I sometimes think that, were I now
+to have a relapse, I could never go off with so much _éclat_! I am
+now at the summit of a high hill; my prospects on one side are bright,
+glowing, and invitingly beautiful; but when I turn round, I perceive,
+on the other side, sundry caverns, gulfs, pits, and precipices, that,
+to look at, make my head giddy and my heart sick. I see about me,
+indeed, many hills of far greater height and sublimity; but I have
+not the strength to attempt climbing them; if I move, it must
+be downwards. I have already, I fear, reached the pinnacle of my
+abilities, and therefore to stand still will be my best policy.
+
+But there is nothing under heaven so difficult to do. Creatures who
+are formed for motion _must_ move, however great their inducements to
+forbear. The wisest course I could take, would be to bid an eternal
+adieu to writing; then would the cry be, 'Tis pity she does not go
+on!--she might do something better by and by', &c, &c. _Evelina_, as
+a first and a youthful publication, has been received with the utmost
+favour and lenity; but would a future attempt be treated with the same
+mercy?--no, my dear Susy, quite the contrary; there would not, indeed,
+be the same plea to save it; it would no longer be a young lady's
+_first_ appearance in public; those who have met with less indulgence
+would all peck at any second work; and even those who most encouraged
+the first offspring might prove enemies to the second, by receiving
+it with expectations which it could not answer: and so, between either
+the friends or the foes of the eldest, the second would stand an
+equally bad chance, and a million of flaws which were overlooked in
+the former would be ridiculed as villainous and intolerable blunders
+in the latter.
+
+But, though my eyes ache as I strain them to look forward, the
+temptations before me are almost irresistible; and what you have
+transcribed from Mrs. Thrale may, perhaps, prove my destruction.
+
+So you wish to have some of the sayings of the folks here about _the
+book_? I am sure I owe you all the communications I can possibly give
+you; but I have nothing new to offer, for the same strain prevails
+here as in town; and no one will be so obliging to me as to put in a
+little abuse: so that I fear you will be satiated with the sameness
+of people's remarks. Yet, what can I do? if they _will_ be so
+disagreeable and tiresome as to be all of one mind, how is it to
+be helped? I can only advise you to follow my example, which is, to
+accommodate my philosophy to their insipidity; and in this I have so
+wonderfully succeeded, that I hear their commendations not merely with
+patience but even with a degree of pleasure! Such, my dear Susy, is
+the effect of true philosophy.
+
+You desire Kitty Cooke's remarks in particular. I have none to give
+you, for none can I get. To the serious part she indeed listens, and
+seems to think it may possibly be very fine; but she is quite lost
+when the Branghtons and Madame Duval are mentioned;--she hears their
+speeches very composedly, and as words of course; but when she hears
+them followed by loud bursts of laughter from Hetty, Mr. Crisp, Mrs.
+Gast, and Mr. Burney, she stares with the gravest amazement, and looks
+so aghast, and so distressed to know where the joke can be, that I
+never dare trust myself to look at her for more than an instant. Were
+she to speak her thoughts, I am sure she would ask why such common
+things, that pass every day, should be printed? And all the derision
+with which the party in general treat the Branghtons, I can see she
+feels herself, with a plentiful addition of astonishment, for the
+_author_!
+
+By the way, not a human being here has the most remote suspicion of
+the fact; I could not be more secure, were I literally unknown to
+them. And there is no end to the ridiculous speeches perpetually made
+to me, by all of them in turn, though quite by accident.
+
+'An't you sorry this sweet book is done?' said Mrs. Gast.
+
+A silly little laugh was the answer.
+
+'Ah,' said Patty, ''tis the sweetest book!--don't you think so, Miss
+Burney?'
+
+N.B.--Answer as above.
+
+'Pray, Miss Fan,' says Mrs. Hamilton, 'who wrote it?'
+
+'Really I never heard.'
+
+'Cute enough that, Miss Sukey!'
+
+I desired Hetty to miss the verses; for I can't sit them: and I
+have been obliged to hide the first volume ever since, for fear of
+a discovery. But I don't know how it will end; for Mrs. Gast has
+declared she shall buy it, to take it to Burford with her.
+
+
+
+TO SAMUEL CRISP
+
+_Mrs. Thrale and Dr. Johnson_
+
+
+Streatham, _March_ 1779.
+
+The kindness and honours I meet with from this charming family are
+greater than I can mention; sweet Mrs. Thrale hardly suffers me to
+leave her a moment; and Dr. Johnson is another Daddy Crisp to me, for
+he has a partial goodness to your Fannikin, that has made him sink the
+comparative shortness of our acquaintance, and treat and think of me
+as one who had long laid claim to him.
+
+If you knew these two you would love them, or I don't know you so well
+as I think I do. Dr. Johnson has more fun, and comical humour, and
+love of nonsense about him, than almost anybody I ever saw: I mean
+when with those he likes; for otherwise, he can be as severe and
+as bitter as report relates him. Mrs. Thrale has all that gaiety of
+disposition and lightness of heart, which commonly belong to fifteen.
+We are, therefore, merry enough, and I am frequently seized with the
+same tittering and ridiculous fits as those with which I have so often
+amazed and amused poor Kitty Cooke.
+
+One thing let me not omit of this charming woman, which I believe will
+weigh with you in her favour; her political doctrine is so exactly
+like yours, that it is never started but I exclaim, 'Dear ma'am, if my
+Daddy Crisp was here, I believe between you, you would croak me mad!'
+And this sympathy of horrible foresight not a little contributes to
+incline her to believe the other parts of speech with which I regale
+her concerning you. She wishes very much to know you, and I am sure
+you would hit it off comfortably; but I told her what a vile taste you
+had for shunning all new acquaintance, and shirking almost all your
+old ones. That I may never be among the latter, heartily hopes my dear
+daddy's ever affectionate and obliged, F.B.
+
+
+
+TO MRS. LOCK
+
+_A royal commission_
+
+
+Kew, _April_ 1789.
+
+MY DEAREST FRIENDS,
+
+I have her Majesty's commands to inquire--whether you have any of a
+certain breed of poultry?
+
+N.B.--_What_ breed I do not remember.
+
+And to say she has just received a small group of the same herself.
+
+N.B.--The quantity I have forgotten.
+
+And to add, she is assured they are something very rare and scarce,
+and extraordinary and curious.
+
+N.B.--By _whom_ she was assured I have not heard.
+
+And to subjoin, that you must send word if you have any of the same
+sort.
+
+N.B.--How you are to find that out, I cannot tell.
+
+And to mention, as a corollary, that, if you have none of them, and
+should like to have some, she has a cock and a hen she can spare, and
+will appropriate them to Mr. Lock and my dearest Fredy.
+
+This conclusive stroke so pleased and exhilarated me, that forthwith
+I said you would both be enchanted, and so forgot all the preceding
+particulars.
+
+And I said, moreover, that I knew you would rear them, and cheer them,
+and fondle them like your children.
+
+So now--pray write a very _fair answer_ fairly, in fair hand, and to
+fair purpose.
+
+My Susanna is just now come--so all is fair with my dearest Mr. and
+Mrs. Lock's F.B.
+
+
+
+
+GEORGE CRABBE
+
+1754-1832
+
+
+
+TO MARY LEADBEATER[1]
+
+_The only survivors_
+
+
+Trowbridge, 1st of 12th month, 1816.
+
+MARY LEADBEATER!
+
+Yes, indeed, I do well remember you! Not Leadbeater then, but a pretty
+demure lass, standing a timid auditor while her own verses were read
+by a kind friend, but a keen judge. And I have in my memory your
+father's person and countenance, and you may be sure that my vanity
+retained the compliment which he paid me in the moment when he
+permitted his judgement to slip behind his good humour and desire of
+giving pleasure. Yes, I remember all who were present, and, of
+all, are not you and I the only survivors? It was the day--was it
+not?--when I introduced my wife to my friend. And now both are gone!
+and your father, and Richard Burke, who was present (yet again I must
+ask,--was he not?)--and Mrs. Burke! All departed, and so, by and by,
+they will speak of us. But, in the meantime, it was good of you to
+write, oh, very, very good!
+
+But are you not your father's own daughter? Do you not flatter after
+his manner? How do you know the mischief that you may do in the mind
+of a vain man, who is but too susceptible of praise, even while he is
+conscious of so much to be placed against it? I am glad that you like
+my verses: it would have mortified me much if you had not, for you can
+judge as well as write.... Yours are really very admirable things; and
+the morality is as pure as the literary merit is conspicuous. I am not
+sure that I have read all that you have given us; but what I have read
+has really that rare and almost undefinable quality, genius; that
+is to say, it seizes on the mind and commands attention, and on the
+heart, and compels its feelings.
+
+How could you imagine that I could be otherwise than
+pleased--delighted rather--with your letter? And let me not omit the
+fact that I reply the instant I am at liberty, for I was enrobing
+myself for church. You are a child of simplicity, I know, and do not
+love robing; but you are a pupil of liberality, and look upon such
+things with a large mind, smiling in charity. Well! I was putting on
+the great black gown when my servant--(you see I can be pompous, to
+write of gowns and servants with such familiarity)--when he brought me
+a letter first directed, the words yet legible, to 'George Crabbe,
+at Belvoir Castle', and then by Lord Mendip to the 'Reverend' at
+Trowbridge; and at Trowbridge I hope again to receive these welcome
+evidences of your remembrance, directed in all their simplicity, and
+written, I trust, in all sincerity....
+
+There was a Suffolk family of Alexanders, one of whom you probably
+mean; and as he knew very little of me, I see no reason why he should
+not give me a good character ... If it means, as it generally does,
+that I paid my debts, and was guilty of no glaring world-defying
+immorality--why yes!--I was so far a good character....
+
+But your motive for writing to me was your desire of knowing whether
+my men and women were really existing creatures, or beings of my own
+imagination? Nay, Mary Leadbeater, yours was a better motive; you
+thought that you should give pleasure by writing, and--yet you will
+think me very vain--you felt some pleasure yourself in renewing the
+acquaintance that commenced under such auspices! Am I not right?
+My heart tells me that I am, and hopes that you will confirm it.
+Be assured that I feel a very cordial esteem for the friend of my
+friend,--the virtuous, the worthy character whom I am addressing.
+
+Yes, I will tell you readily about my creatures, whom I endeavoured to
+paint as nearly as I could, and dared; for in some cases I dared not.
+This you will readily admit; besides, charity bade me be cautious.
+Thus far you are correct; there is not one of whom I had not in my
+mind the original; but I was obliged in some cases to take them from
+their real situations, in one or two instances to change even the sex,
+and in many the circumstances. The nearest to real life was the proud
+ostentatious man in _The Borough_, who disguises an ordinary mind by
+doing great things; but the others approach to reality at greater or
+less distances. Indeed, I do not know that I could paint merely
+from my own fancy, and there is no cause why we should. Is there not
+diversity sufficient in society? And who can go, even but a little,
+into the assemblies of our fellow-wanderers from the way of perfect
+rectitude, and not find characters so varied and so pointed that he
+need not call upon his imagination?
+
+Will _you_ not write again? 'Write _to_ thee, or _for_ the public',
+wilt thou not ask? _To_ me and _for_ as many as love and can discern
+the union of strength and simplicity, purity and good sense. _Our_
+feeling and _our_ hearts is the language you can adopt. Alas, _I_
+cannot with propriety use it--_our_ I too could once say; but I am
+alone now; and since my removing into a busy town among the multitude,
+the loneliness is but more apparent and more melancholy. But this
+is only at certain times; and then I have, though at considerable
+distances, six female friends, unknown to each other, but all dear,
+very dear, to me. With men I do not much associate; not as deserting,
+and much less disliking, the male part of society, but as being unfit
+for it; not hardy nor grave, not knowing enough, nor sufficiently
+acquainted with the every-day concerns of men. But my beloved
+creatures have minds with which I can better assimilate ... Think of
+you I must; and of me, I must entreat that you would not be unmindful.
+
+[Footnote 1: Cp. letter, p. 283.]
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Comparisons_
+
+
+Trowbridge, 7 _Sept._ 1818.
+
+A description of your village society would be very gratifying to
+me--how the manners differ from those in larger societies, or in
+those under different circumstances. I have observed an extraordinary
+difference in village manners in England, especially between those
+places otherwise nearly alike, when there was and when there was not
+a leading man, or a squire's family, or a manufactory near, or a
+populous, vitiated town, all these, and many other circumstances have
+great influence. _Your_ quiet village, with such influencing minds,
+I am disposed to think highly of. No one, perhaps, very rich--none
+miserably poor. No girls, from six years to sixteen, sent to a
+factory, where men, women, and children of all ages are continually
+with them breathing contagion. Not all, however: we are not so
+evil--there is a resisting power, and it is strong; but the thing
+itself, the congregation of so many minds, and the intercourse it
+occasions, will have its powerful and visible effect. But these you
+have not; yet, as you mention your schools of both kinds, you must
+be more populous and perhaps not so happy as I was giving myself to
+believe....
+
+The world has not spoiled you, Mary, I do believe: now it has me. I
+have been absorbed in its mighty vortex, and gone into the midst of
+its greatness, and joined in its festivities and frivolities, and been
+intimate with its children. You may like me very well, my kind friend,
+while the purifying water, and your more effectual imagination, is
+between us; but come you to England, or let me be in Ireland, and
+place us where mind becomes acquainted with mind--and then! Ah, Mary
+Leadbeater! you would have done with your friendship with me! Child of
+simplicity and virtue, how can you let yourself be so deceived? Am
+I not a great fat rector, living upon a mighty income, while my poor
+curate starves with six hungry children upon the scraps that fall from
+the luxurious table? Do I not visit that horrible London, and enter
+into its abominable dissipations? Am not I this day going to dine on
+venison and drink claret? Have I not been at election dinners, and
+joined the Babel-confusion of a town hall? Child of simplicity! am I
+fit to be a friend to you, and to the peaceful, mild, pure, and gentle
+people about you? One thing is true--I wish I had the qualification.
+But I am of the world, Mary....
+
+I return all your good wishes, think of you, and with much regard,
+more than, indeed, belongs to _a man of the world_! Still, let me
+be permitted to address thee.--O my dear Mrs. Leadbeater, this is
+so humble that I am afraid it is vain. Well! write soon, then, and
+believe me to be
+
+Most sincerely and affectionately yours.
+
+
+
+
+WILLIAM BLAKE
+
+1757-1827
+
+
+
+TO JOHN FLAXMAN
+
+_Friends 'from eternity'_
+
+
+Felpham, 21 _Sept._ 1800.
+
+Sunday morning.
+
+DEAR SCULPTOR OF ETERNITY,
+
+We are safe arrived at our cottage, which is more beautiful than I
+thought it, and more convenient. It is a perfect model for cottages,
+and I think for palaces of magnificence, only enlarging not altering
+its proportions, and adding ornaments and not principles. Nothing
+can be more grand than its simplicity and usefulness. Simple without
+intricacy, it seems to be the spontaneous expression of humanity,
+congenial to the wants of man. No other formed house can ever please
+me so well, nor shall I ever be persuaded, I believe, that it can be
+improved either in beauty or use.
+
+Mr. Hayley received us with his usual brotherly affection. I have
+begun to work. Felpham is a sweet place for study, because it is
+more spiritual than London. Heaven opens here on all sides her golden
+gates: her windows are not obstructed by vapours; voices of celestial
+inhabitants are more distinctly heard, and their forms more distinctly
+seen; and my cottage is also a shadow of their houses. My wife and
+sister are both well, courting Neptune for an embrace.
+
+Our journey was very pleasant; and though we had a great deal of
+luggage, no grumbling. All was cheerfulness and good humour on the
+road, and yet we could not arrive at our cottage before half-past
+eleven at night, owing to the necessary shifting of our luggage from
+one chaise to another; for we had seven different chaises and as many
+different drivers. We set out between six and seven in the morning of
+Thursday, with sixteen heavy boxes and portfolios full of prints.
+
+And now begins a new life, because another covering of earth is
+shaken off. I am more famed in heaven for my works than I could well
+conceive. In my brain are studies and chambers filled with books and
+pictures of old, which I wrote and painted in ages of eternity
+before my mortal life; and those works are the delight and study of
+archangels. Why then should I be anxious about the riches or fame of
+mortality? The Lord our Father will do for us and with us according to
+His divine will, for our good.
+
+You, O dear Flaxman! are a sublime archangel,--my friend and companion
+from eternity. In the divine bosom is our dwelling-place. I look back
+into the regions of reminiscence, and behold our ancient days before
+this earth appeared in its vegetated mortality to my mortal vegetated
+eyes. I see our houses of eternity which can never be separated,
+though our mortal vehicles should stand at the remotest corners of
+heaven from each other.
+
+Farewell, my best friend! Remember me and my wife in love and
+friendship to our dear Mrs. Flaxman, whom we ardently desire to
+entertain beneath our thatched roof of rusted gold.
+
+
+
+TO THOMAS BUTTS
+
+_Trouble in the path_
+
+
+Felpham, 10 _Jan._ 1802.
+
+Dear Sir,
+
+Your very kind and affectionate letter, and the many kind things you
+have said in it, called upon me for an immediate answer. But it found
+my wife and myself so ill, and my wife so very ill, that till now I
+have not been able to do this duty. The ague and rheumatism have been
+almost her constant enemies, which she has combated in vain almost
+ever since we have been here, and her sickness is always my sorrow,
+of course. But what you tell me about your sight afflicted me not a
+little, and that about your health, in another part of your letter,
+makes me entreat you to take due care of both. It is a part of our
+duty to God and man to take due care of His gifts; and though we ought
+not to think _more_ highly of ourselves, yet we ought to think _as_
+highly of ourselves as immortals ought to think.
+
+When I came down here, I was more sanguine than I am at present;
+but it was because I was ignorant of many things which have since
+occurred, and chiefly the unhealthiness of the place. Yet I do not
+repent of coming on a thousand accounts; and Mr. Hayley, I doubt not,
+will do ultimately all that both he and I wish--that is, to lift me
+out of difficulty. But this is no easy matter to a man who, having
+spiritual enemies of such formidable magnitude, cannot expect to want
+natural hidden ones.
+
+Your approbation of my pictures is a multitude to me, and I doubt not
+that all your kind wishes in my behalf shall in due time be fulfilled.
+Your kind offer of pecuniary assistance I can only thank you for at
+present, because I have enough to serve my present purpose here. Our
+expenses are small, and our income, from our incessant labour, fully
+adequate to these at present. I am now engaged in engraving six small
+plates for a new edition of Mr. Hayley's _Triumphs of Temper_, from
+drawings by Maria Flaxman, sister to my friend the sculptor. And it
+seems that other things will follow in course, if I do but copy these
+well. But patience! If great things do not turn out, it is because
+such things depend on the spiritual and not on the natural world; and
+if it was fit for me, I doubt not that I should be employed in greater
+things; and when it is proper, my talents shall be properly exercised
+in public, as I hope they are now in private. For till then I leave no
+stone unturned, and no path unexplored that leads to improvement in
+my beloved arts. One thing of real consequence I have accomplished by
+coming into the country, which is to me consolation enough: namely,
+I have re-collected all my scattered thoughts on art, and resumed
+my primitive and original ways of execution in both painting and
+engraving, which in the confusion of London I had very much lost and
+obliterated from my mind. But whatever becomes of my labours, I would
+rather that they should be preserved in your greenhouse (not, as you
+mistakenly call it, dunghill) than in the cold gallery of fashion. The
+sun may yet shine, and then they will be brought into open air.
+
+But you have so generously and openly desired that I will divide my
+griefs with you that I cannot hide what it has now become my duty to
+explain. My unhappiness has arisen from a source which, if explored
+too narrowly, might hurt my pecuniary circumstances; as my dependence
+is on engraving at present, and particularly on the engravings I have
+in hand for Mr. Hayley, and I find on all hands great objections to
+my doing anything but the mere drudgery of business, and intimations
+that, if I do not confine myself to this, I shall not live. This has
+always pursued me. You will understand by this the source of all my
+uneasiness. This from Johnson and Fuseli brought me down here, and
+this from Mr. Hayley will bring me back again. For that I cannot live
+without doing my duty to lay up treasures in heaven is certain and
+determined, and to this I have long made up my mind. And why this
+should be made an objection to me, while drunkenness, lewdness,
+gluttony, and even idleness itself, does not hurt other men, let Satan
+himself explain. The thing I have most at heart--more than life, or
+all that seems to make life comfortable without--is the interest of
+true religion and science. And whenever anything appears to affect
+that interest (especially if I myself omit any duty to my station as
+a soldier of Christ), it gives me the greatest of torments. I am not
+ashamed, afraid, or averse to tell you what ought to be told--that I
+am under the direction of messengers from heaven, daily and nightly.
+But the nature of such things is not, as some suppose, without trouble
+or care. Temptations are on the right hand and on the left. Behind,
+the sea of time and space roars and follows swiftly. He who keeps not
+right onwards is lost; and if our footsteps slide in clay, how can we
+do otherwise than fear and tremble? But I should not have troubled you
+with this account of my spiritual state, unless it had been necessary
+in explaining the actual cause of my uneasiness, into which you are so
+kind as to inquire: for I never obtrude such things on others unless
+questioned, and then I never disguise the truth. But if we fear to do
+the dictates of our angels, and tremble at the tasks set before us;
+if we refuse to do spiritual acts because of natural fears or natural
+desires; who can describe the dismal torments of such a state!--I
+too well remember the threats I heard!--'If you, who are organized
+by Divine Providence for spiritual communion, refuse, and bury
+your talent in the earth, even though you should want natural
+bread,--sorrow and desperation pursue you through life, and after
+death shame and confusion of face to eternity. Every one in eternity
+will leave you, aghast at the man who was crowned with glory and
+honour by his brethren, and betrayed their cause to their enemies. You
+will be called the base Judas who betrayed his friend!'--Such words
+would make any stout man tremble, and how then could I be at ease? But
+I am now no longer in that state, and now go on again with my task,
+fearless though my path is difficult. I have no fear of stumbling
+while I keep it.
+
+My wife desires her kindest love to Mrs. Butts, and I have permitted
+her to send it to you also. We often wish that we could unite again
+in society, and hope that the time is not distant when we shall do so,
+being determined not to remain another winter here, but to return to
+London.
+
+ I hear a Voice you cannot hear, that says
+ I must not stay,
+ I see a Hand you cannot see, that beckons
+ me away.
+
+Naked we came here--naked of natural things--and naked we shall
+return: but while clothed with the Divine mercy, we are richly clothed
+in spiritual, and suffer all the rest gladly. Pray, give my love to
+Mrs. Butts and your family.
+
+PS. Your obliging proposal of exhibiting my two pictures likewise
+calls for my thanks; I will finish the others, and then we shall judge
+of the matter with certainty.
+
+
+
+To THE SAME
+
+_The wonderful poem_
+
+
+(Felpham), 25 _April_, 1803.
+
+MY DEAR SIR,
+
+I write in haste, having received a pressing letter from my Brother.
+I intended to have sent the Picture of the _Riposo_, which is nearly
+finished much to my satisfaction, but not quite. You shall have it
+soon. I now send the four numbers for Mr. Birch with best respects to
+him. The reason the _Ballads_ have been suspended is the pressure of
+other business, but they will go on again soon.
+
+Accept of my thanks for your kind and heartening letter. You have
+faith in the endeavours of me, your weak brother and fellow-disciple;
+how great must be your faith in our Divine Master! You are to me
+a lesson of humility, while you exalt me by such distinguishing
+commendations. I know that you see certain merits in me, which, by
+God's grace, shall be made fully apparent and perfect in Eternity.
+In the meantime I must not bury the talents in the earth, but do my
+endeavour to live to the glory of our Lord and Saviour; and I am
+also grateful to the kind hand that endeavours to lift me out of
+despondency, even if it lifts me too high.
+
+And now, my dear Sir, congratulate me on my return to London with the
+full approbation of Mr. Hayley and with promise. But alas! now I may
+say to you--what perhaps I should not dare to say to anyone else--that
+I can alone carry on my visionary studies in London unannoyed, and
+that I may converse with my friends in Eternity, see visions, dream
+dreams, and prophesy and speak parables, unobserved, and at liberty
+from the doubts of other mortals: perhaps doubts proceeding from
+kindness; but doubts are always pernicious, especially when we doubt
+our friends. Christ is very decided on this point: 'He who is not with
+me is against me.' There is no medium or middle state; and if a man is
+the enemy of my spiritual life while he pretends to be the friend of
+my corporeal, he is a real enemy; but the man may be the friend of my
+spiritual life while he seems the enemy of my corporeal, though not
+vice versa.
+
+What is very pleasant, every one who hears of my going to London again
+applauds it as the only course for the interest of all concerned in
+my works; observing that I ought not to be away from the opportunities
+London affords of seeing fine pictures, and the various improvements
+in works of art going on in London.
+
+But none can know the spiritual acts of my three years' slumber on the
+banks of Ocean, unless he has seen them in the spirit, or unless he
+should read my long Poem descriptive of those acts; for I have in
+these years composed an immense number of verses on one grand theme,
+similar to Homer's _Iliad_ or Milton's _Paradise Lost_; the persons
+and machinery entirely new to the inhabitants of earth (some of the
+persons excepted). I have written this Poem from immediate dictation,
+twelve or sometimes twenty or thirty lines at a time, without
+premeditation, and even against my will. The time it has taken in
+writing was thus rendered nonexistent, and an immense Poem exists
+which seems to be the labour of a long life, all produced without
+labour or study. I mention this to show you what I think the grand
+reason of my being brought down here.
+
+I have a thousand and ten thousand things to say to you. My heart
+is full of futurity. I perceive that the sore travail which has been
+given me these three years leads to glory and honour. I rejoice and
+tremble: 'I am fearfully and wonderfully made.' I had been reading the
+CXXXIX Psalm a little before your letter arrived. I take your advice.
+I see the face of my Heavenly Father; He lays His hand upon my head,
+and gives a blessing to all my work. Why should I be troubled? Why
+should my heart and flesh cry out? I will go on in the strength of the
+Lord; through Hell will I sing forth His praises: that the dragons of
+the deep may praise Him, and that those who dwell in darkness, and in
+the sea coasts may be gathered into His Kingdom. Excuse my perhaps too
+great enthusiasm. Please to accept of and give our loves to Mrs. Butts
+and your amiable family, and believe me ever yours affectionately.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The poet and William Hayley_
+
+
+Felpham, 6 _July_, 1803.
+
+... We look forward every day with pleasure toward our meeting again
+in London with those whom we have learned to value by absence no less
+perhaps than we did by presence; for recollection often surpasses
+everything. Indeed, the prospect of returning to our friends is
+supremely delightful. Then, I am determined that Mrs. Butts shall have
+a good likeness of you, if I have hands and eyes left; for I am become
+a likeness-taker, and succeed admirably well. But this is not to be
+achieved without the original sitting before you for every touch, all
+likenesses from memory being necessarily very, very defective; but
+Nature and Fancy are two things, and can never be joined, neither
+ought any one to attempt it, for it is idolatry, and destroys the
+Soul.
+
+I ought to tell you that Mr. H. is quite agreeable to our return,
+and that there is all the appearance in the world of our being fully
+employed in engraving for his projected works, particularly Cowper's
+_Milton_--a work now on foot by subscription, and I understand that
+the subscription goes on briskly. This work is to be a very elegant
+one, and to consist of all Milton's Poems with Cowper's Notes, and
+translations by Cowper from Milton's Latin and Italian poems. These
+works will be ornamented with engravings from designs by Romney,
+Flaxman, and your humble servant, and to be engraved also by
+the last-mentioned. The profits of the work are intended to be
+appropriated to erect a monument to the memory of Cowper in St. Paul's
+or Westminster Abbey. Such is the project; and Mr. Addington and Mr.
+Pitt are both among the subscribers, which are already numerous and of
+the first rank. The price of the work is six guineas. Thus I hope that
+all our three years' trouble ends in good-luck at last, and shall be
+forgot by my affections, and only remembered by my understanding, to
+be a memento in time to come, and to speak to future generations by a
+sublime allegory, which is now perfectly completed into a grand Poem.
+I may praise it, since I dare not pretend to be any other than the
+secretary; the authors are in Eternity. I consider it as the grandest
+Poem that this world contains. Allegory addressed to the
+intellectual powers, while it is altogether hidden from the corporeal
+understanding, is my definition of the most sublime Poetry. It is
+also somewhat in the same manner defined by Plato. This Poem shall,
+by Divine assistance, be progressively printed and ornamented with
+prints, and given to the public. But of this work I take care to say
+little to Mr. H., since he is as much averse to my Poetry as he is to
+a chapter in the Bible. He knows that I have writ it, for I have shown
+it to him, and he has read part by his own desire, and has looked with
+sufficient contempt to enhance my opinion of it. But I do not wish to
+imitate by seeming too obstinate in poetic pursuits. But if all the
+world should set their faces against this, I have orders to set my
+face like a flint (Ezek. iii. 8) against their faces, and my forehead
+against their foreheads.
+
+As to Mr. H., I feel myself at liberty to say as follows upon this
+ticklish subject. I regard fashion in Poetry as little as I do in
+Painting: so, if both Poets and Painters should alternately dislike
+(but I know the majority of them will not), I am not to regard it
+at all. But Mr. H. approves of my Designs as little as he does of my
+Poems, and I have been forced to insist on his leaving me, in both,
+to my own self-will; for I am determined to be no longer pestered with
+his genteel ignorance and polite disapprobation. I know myself both
+Poet and Painter, and it is not his affected contempt that can move to
+anything but a more assiduous pursuit of both arts. Indeed, by my late
+firmness, I have brought down his affected loftiness, and he begins
+to think I have some genius: as if genius and assurance were the same
+thing! But his imbecile attempts to depress me only deserve laughter.
+I say thus much to you, knowing that you will not make a bad use of
+it. But it is a fact too true that, if I had only depended on mortal
+things, both myself and my wife must have been lost. I shall leave
+every one in this country astonished at my patience and forbearance
+of injuries upon injuries; and I do assure you that, if I could have
+returned to London a month after my arrival here, I should have done
+so. But I was commanded by my spiritual friends to bear all and be
+silent, and to go through all without murmuring, and, in fine, to hope
+till my three years should be almost accomplished; at which time I was
+set at liberty to remonstrate against former conduct, and to demand
+justice and truth; which I have done in so effectual a manner that my
+antagonist is silenced completely, and I have compelled what should
+have been of freedom--my just right as an artist and as a man. And
+if any attempt should be made to refuse me this, I am inflexible, and
+will relinquish any engagement of designing at all, unless altogether
+left to my own judgement, as you, my dear friend, have always left me;
+for which I shall never cease to honour and respect you.
+
+When we meet, I will perfectly describe to you my conduct and the
+conduct of others towards me, and you will see that I have laboured
+hard indeed, and have been borne on angels' wings. Till we meet I beg
+of God our Saviour to be with you and me, and yours and mine. Pray
+give my and my wife's love to Mrs. Butts and family, and believe me to
+remain
+
+Yours in truth and sincerity.
+
+
+
+
+MARY LEADBEATER
+
+1758-1826
+
+
+
+TO EDMUND BURKE
+
+_Reply to his last letter_
+
+
+28 _May_, 1797.
+
+With a heart melted to overflowing, I cannot restrain the attempt to
+express my grateful sensations on receiving the greatest, and, alas!
+I fear, the last proof of that unvarying friendship with which our
+ever-loved, our ever-honoured friend has favoured us! I may transgress
+the bounds by intruding at this awful period; but I cannot help it. My
+affection and my sorrow will be excused, I believe, for thou hast ever
+looked kindly and partially upon me, and so has thy beloved wife, with
+whose feelings I sympathize, could that avail. This day's post brought
+me thy letter of the 23rd instant, dictated and signed by thee. Such
+attention, at such a time, and in such a situation! It was like Edmund
+Burke! It was like few others, but it is not bestowed upon hearts who
+do not feel it.--I look back on that friendship formed in the precious
+days of innocent childhood, between thee and my lamented parent.--I
+trace its progress, which is so imprinted on my mind, that I almost
+seem to myself to have been a witness to it.--I see it continue
+unabated, notwithstanding the different sphere of life in which you
+moved, to the period of it;--and may we not hope that there is an
+union of souls beyond the grave? The composure and fortitude displayed
+in thy letter, is the greatest consolation we could receive with the
+tidings it conveyed of thy health. Since thou dost not allow us to
+hope for its restoration, we will hope better things than is in the
+power of this world to bestow.--My mother appears to decline, and
+looks to the end of her race as near. All the other branches of
+this family, I believe, are well in health. My brother continues
+the school, which, I believe, was never in higher estimation than at
+present. My husband regrets very much that he never shared with us
+the pleasure of a personal acquaintance with thee. We all unite in
+cordial, unaffected love to thee. I thought I would say how we were,
+believing thou would be pleased to hear of our welfare, though how
+long that may be continued, seems doubtful.--The general fermentation
+throughout this nation, forebodes some sudden and dreadful eruption,
+and, however obscure or retired our situations may be, there is little
+prospect of escaping the calamity. This may cause us to admire, nay,
+adore the mercy, as well as wisdom of Him, who gives and takes life,
+in removing those so dear to us from the evil to come. My mother
+desires thou may accept as much love as she is capable of sending
+thee; her heart is full of it towards thee; and she bids me say, she
+hopes thou hast lived such a life, that thy end will be crowned with
+peace! So be it, with my whole heart! Thy affectionate and obliged
+friend.
+
+Our best wishes, and dear love to thy wife.
+
+Abraham Shackleton has the melancholy satisfaction of perusing dear
+Edmund Burke's account of his poor state of health. He hopes (trusts)
+that a quiet resting place is prepared for him. The memory of E.
+Burke's philanthropic virtues will out-live the period when his
+shining political talents will cease to act. New fashions of political
+sentiment will exist; but philanthropy,--_immortale manet!_
+
+
+
+TO GEORGE CRABBE
+
+_She writes to remind him_
+
+
+Ballitore, 7th of Eleventh-month, 1816.
+
+I believe it will surprise George Crabbe to receive a letter from an
+entire stranger, whom most probably he does not remember to have ever
+seen or heard of, but who cannot forget having met him at the house of
+Edmund Burke, Charles Street, James's Square, in the year 1784. I
+was brought thither by my father, Richard Shackleton, the friend
+from their childhood of Edmund Burke. My dear father told thee that
+Goldsmith's would now be the _deserted village_; perhaps thou dost not
+remember this compliment, but I remember the ingenuous modesty which
+disclaimed it. He admired '_The Village', 'The Library_,' and '_The
+Newspaper_' exceedingly, and the delight with which he read them to
+his family could not but be acceptable to the author, had he known
+the sound judgement and the exquisite taste which that excellent
+man possessed. But he saw no more of the productions of the Muse he
+admired; whose originality was not the least charm. He is dead--the
+friend whom he loved and honoured, and to whose character thou dost so
+much justice in the preface to '_The Parish_ _Register_', is also gone
+to the house appointed for all living. A splendid constellation of
+poets arose in the literary horizon; I looked around for Crabbe. Why
+does not he, who shines as brightly as any of these, add his lustre?
+I had not long thought thus when, in an Edinburgh Review, I met
+with reflections similar to my own, which introduced '_The Parish
+Register_'. Oh, it was like the voice of a long-lost friend, and glad
+was I to hear that voice again in '_The Borough_'!--still more in
+'_The Tales_,' which appear to me excelling all that preceded them!
+Every work is so much in unison with our own feelings, that a wish for
+information concerning them and their author is strongly excited.
+
+One of our friends, Dykes Alexander, who was in Ballitore in 1810, I
+think, said he was personally acquainted with thee, and spoke highly
+of thy character. I regretted I had not an opportunity of conversing
+with him on this subject, as perhaps he would have been able to decide
+arguments which have arisen; namely, whether we owe to truth or to
+fiction that 'ever new delight' which thy poetry affords us. The
+characters, however singular some of them may be, are never unnatural,
+and thy sentiments so true to domestic and social feelings, as well as
+to those of a higher nature, have the convincing power of reality
+over the mind, and _I_ maintain that all thy pictures _are drawn from
+life_. To inquire whether this be the case is the excuse which I make
+to myself for writing this letter. I wish the excuse may be accepted
+by thee, for I greatly fear I have taken an unwarrantable liberty in
+making the inquiry. Though advanced in life, yet from an education of
+peculiar simplicity, and from never having been long absent from my
+retired native village, I am too little acquainted with decorum. If I
+have now transgressed the rules it prescribes, I appeal to the candour
+and liberality of thy mind to forgive a fault caused by a strong
+enthusiasm.
+
+PS. Ballitore is the village in which Edmund Burke was educated by
+Abraham Shackleton, whose pupil he became in 1741, and from whose
+school he entered the college of Dublin in 1744. The school is still
+flourishing.
+
+
+
+
+ROBERT BURNS
+
+1759-1796
+
+
+
+TO MISS CHALMERS
+
+_Marriage with Jean_
+
+
+Ellisland, near Dumfries, 16 _Sept_. 1788.
+
+Where are you? and how are you? and is Lady M'Kenzie recovering her
+health? for I have had but one solitary letter from you. I will not
+think you have forgot me, Madam; and for my part--
+
+ When thee, Jerusalem, I forget,
+ Skill part from my right hand!
+
+'My heart is not of that rock, nor my soul careless as that sea.' I
+do not make my progress among mankind as a bowl does among its
+fellows--rolling through the crowd without bearing away any mark or
+impression, except where they hit in hostile collision.
+
+I am here, driven in with my harvest-folks by bad weather; and as you
+and your sister once did me the honour of interesting yourselves
+much _à l'égard de moi_, I sit down to beg the continuation of your
+goodness.--I can truly say that, all the exterior of life apart,
+I never saw two, whose esteem flattered the nobler feelings of my
+soul--I will not say, more, but so much as Lady M'Kenzie and Miss
+Chalmers. When I think of you--hearts the best, minds the noblest, of
+human kind--unfortunate, even in the shades of life--when I think I
+have met with you, and have lived more of real life with you in
+eight days, than I can do with almost any body I meet with in eight
+years--when I think on the improbability of meeting you in this world
+again--I could sit down and cry like a child!--If ever you honoured me
+with a place in your esteem, I trust I can now plead more desert.--I
+am secure against that crushing grip of iron poverty, which, alas!
+is less or more fatal to the native worth and purity of, I fear, the
+noblest souls; and a late, important step in my life has kindly taken
+me out of the way of those ungrateful iniquities, which, however
+overlooked in fashionable license, or varnished in fashionable phrase,
+are indeed but lighter and deeper shades of VILLAINY.
+
+Shortly after my last return to Ayrshire, I married 'my Jean'. This
+was not in consequence of the attachment of romance perhaps; but I
+had a long and much-loved fellow creature's happiness or misery in my
+determination, and I durst not trifle with so important a deposit. Nor
+have I any cause to repent it. If I have not got polite tattle, modish
+manners, and fashionable dress, I am not sickened and disgusted with
+the multiform curse of boarding-school affectation; and I have got the
+handsomest figure, the sweetest temper, the soundest constitution, and
+the kindest heart in the county. Mrs. Burns believes, as firmly as her
+creed, that I am _le plus bel esprit, et le plus honnête homme_ in
+the universe; although she scarcely ever in her life, except the
+Scriptures of the Old and New Testament, and the Psalms of David in
+metre, spent five minutes together on either prose or verse.
+
+I must except also from this last, a certain late publication of Scots
+poems, which she has perused very devoutly; and all the ballads in
+the country, as she has (O the partial lover! you will cry) the finest
+'wood-note wild' I ever heard.--I am the more particular in this
+lady's character, as I know she will henceforth have the honour of a
+share in your best wishes. She is still at Mauchline, as I am building
+my house; for this hovel that I shelter in, while occasionally here,
+is pervious to every blast that blows, and every shower that falls;
+and I am only preserved from being chilled to death, by being
+suffocated with smoke. I do not find my farm that pennyworth I was
+taught to expect, but I believe, in time, it may be a saving bargain.
+You will be pleased to hear that I have laid aside idle _éclat_, and
+bind every day after my reapers.
+
+To save me from that horrid situation of at any time going down, in
+a losing bargain of a farm, to misery, I have taken my excise
+instructions, and have my commission in my pocket for any emergency
+of fortune. If I could set _all_ before your view, whatever disrespect
+you in common with the world, have for this business, I know you would
+approve of my idea.
+
+I will make no apology, dear Madam, for this egotistic detail: I know
+you and your sister will be interested in every circumstance of it.
+What signify the silly, idle gewgaws of wealth, or the ideal trumpery
+of greatness! When fellow partakers of the same nature fear the same
+God, have the same benevolence of heart, the same nobleness of soul,
+the same detestation at every thing dishonest, and the same scorn at
+every thing unworthy--if they are not in the dependance of absolute
+beggary, in the name of common sense are they not EQUALS? And if the
+bias, the instinctive bias of their souls run the same way, why may
+they not be FRIENDS?...
+
+
+
+TO MR. ROBERT AINSLIE
+
+_A gauger_
+
+
+Ellisland, 1 _Nov_. 1789.
+
+MY DEAR FRIEND,
+
+I had written you long ere now, could I have guessed where to find
+you, for I am sure you have more good sense than to waste the precious
+days of vacation time in the dirt of business and Edinburgh. Wherever
+you are, God bless you, and lead you not into temptation, but deliver
+you from evil!
+
+I do not know if I have informed you that I am now appointed to an
+excise division, in the middle of which my house and farm lie. In this
+I was extremely lucky. Without ever having been an expectant, as they
+call their journeymen excisemen, I was directly planted down to all
+intents and purposes an officer of excise; there to flourish and bring
+forth fruits--worthy of repentance.
+
+I know not how the word exciseman, or still more opprobrious, gauger,
+will sound in your ears. I too have seen the day when my auditory
+nerves would have felt very delicately on this subject; but a wife
+and children are things which have a wonderful power in blunting these
+kind of sensations. Fifty pounds a year for life, and a provision for
+widows and orphans, you will allow is no bad settlement for a _poet_.
+For the ignominy of the profession, I have the encouragement which
+I once heard a recruiting sergeant give to a numerous, if not a
+respectable audience, in the streets of Kilmarnock.--'Gentlemen,
+for your further and better encouragement, I can assure you that
+our regiment is the most blackguard corps under the crown, and
+consequently with us an honest fellow has the surest chance for
+preferment.'
+
+You need not doubt that I find several very unpleasant and
+disagreeable circumstances in my business; but I am tired with and
+disgusted at the language of complaint against the evils of life.
+Human existence in the most favourable situations does not abound with
+pleasures, and has its inconveniences and ills; capricious foolish man
+mistakes these inconveniences and ills as if they were the peculiar
+property of his particular situation; and hence that eternal
+fickleness, that love of change, which has ruined, and daily does
+ruin many a fine fellow, as well as many a blockhead; and is, almost
+without exception, a constant source of disappointment and misery....
+
+
+
+TO FRANCIS GROSE
+
+_Witch tales_
+
+
+Dumfries, 1792.
+
+Among the many witch stories I have heard relating to Alloway Kirk, I
+distinctly remember only two or three.
+
+Upon a stormy night, amid whistling squalls of wind and bitter blasts
+of hail--in short, on such a night as the devil would choose to take
+the air in--a farmer, or farmer's servant, was plodding and plashing
+homeward, with his plough irons on his shoulder, having been getting
+some repairs on them at a neighbouring smithy. His way lay by the Kirk
+of Alloway, and being rather on the anxious look-out in approaching
+a place so well known to be a favourite haunt of the devil and the
+devil's friends and emissaries, he was struck aghast by discovering
+through the horrors of the storm and stormy night a light, which, on
+his nearer approach, plainly showed itself to proceed from the haunted
+edifice. Whether he had been fortified from above, on his devout
+supplication, as is customary with people when they suspect the
+immediate presence of Satan; or whether, according to another custom,
+he had got courageously drunk at the smithy, I will not pretend to
+determine; but so it was that he ventured to go up to, nay, into, the
+very kirk. As luck would have it, his temerity came off unpunished.
+
+The members of the infernal junto were all out on some midnight
+business or other, and he saw nothing but a kind of kettle or
+cauldron, depending from the roof over the fire, simmering some heads
+of unchristened children, limbs of executed malefactors, &c., for the
+business of the night. It was in for a penny, in for a pound, with the
+honest ploughman; so, without ceremony, he unhooked the cauldron from
+off the fire, and pouring out the damnable ingredients, inverted it
+on his head, and carried it fairly home, where it remained long in the
+family, a living evidence of the truth of the story.
+
+Another story, which I can prove to be equally authentic, was as
+follows: On a market day, in the town of Ayr, a farmer from Carrick,
+and consequently whose way lay by the very gate of Alloway Kirkyard,
+in order to cross the river Doon at the old bridge, which is about
+two or three hundred yards further on than the said gate, had been
+detained by his business, till by the time he reached Alloway it was
+the wizard hour between night and morning.
+
+Though he was terrified with a blaze streaming from the kirk, yet
+as it is a well-known fact that to turn back on these occasions is
+running by far the greatest risk of mischief, he prudently advanced
+on his road. When he had reached the gate of the kirkyard he was
+surprised and entertained through the ribs and arches of an old Gothic
+window which still faces the highway, to see a dance of witches,
+merrily footing it round their old sooty blackguard master, who was
+keeping them all alive with the power of his bagpipe. The farmer,
+stopping his horse to observe them a little, could plainly descry the
+faces of many old women of his acquaintance and neighbourhood. How the
+gentleman was dressed tradition does not say, but that the ladies were
+all in their smocks; and one of them, happening unluckily to have a
+smock which was considerably too short to answer all the purposes of
+that piece of dress, our farmer was so tickled that he involuntarily
+burst out with a loud laugh: 'Weel luppen, Maggy wi' the short sark!'
+and recollecting himself, instantly spurred his horse to the top of
+his speed. I need not mention the universally known fact, that no
+diabolical power can pursue you beyond the middle of a running stream.
+Lucky it was for the poor farmer that the river Doon was so near, for,
+notwithstanding the speed of his horse, which was a good one, against
+he reached the middle of the arch of the bridge, and consequently the
+middle of the stream, the pursuing vengeful hags were so close at his
+heels, that one of them actually sprang to seize him; but it was too
+late, nothing was on her side of the stream but the horse's tail,
+which immediately gave way at her infernal grip, as if blasted by a
+stroke of lightning; but the farmer was beyond her reach. However, the
+unsightly tailless condition of the vigorous steed was, to the last
+hour of the noble creature's life, an awful warning to the Carrick
+farmer not to stay too late in Ayr markets.
+
+The last relation I shall give you, though equally true, is not so
+well identified as the two former, with regard to the scene; but as
+the best authorities give it for Alloway, I shall relate it.
+
+On a summer's evening, about the time that nature puts on her sables
+to mourn the expiry of the cheerful day, a shepherd boy, belonging
+to a farmer in the immediate neighbourhood of Alloway Kirk, had just
+folded his charge and was returning home. As he passed the kirk, in
+the adjoining field, he fell in with a crew of men and women, who
+were busy pulling stems of the plant ragwort. He observed that as each
+person pulled a ragwort, he or she got astride of it, and called out,
+'Up, horsie', on which the ragwort flew off, like Pegasus, through the
+air, with its rider. The foolish boy likewise pulled his ragwort and
+cried with the rest, 'Up, horsie', and, strange to tell, away he flew
+with the company. The first stage at which the cavalcade stopped was
+a merchant's wine-cellar in Bordeaux, where, without saying by your
+leave, they quaffed away at the best the cellar could afford, until
+the morning, foe to the imps and works of darkness, threatened to
+throw light on the matter, and frightened them from their carousals.
+
+The poor shepherd lad, being equally a stranger to the scene and the
+liquor, heedlessly got himself drunk; and when the rest took horse he
+fell asleep, and was found so next day by some of the people belonging
+to the merchant. Somebody that understood Scotch, asking him what he
+was, he said he was such-a-one's herd in Alloway, and by some means or
+other getting home again, he lived long to tell the world the wondrous
+tale.
+
+
+
+
+WILLIAM WORDSWORTH
+
+1770-1850
+
+
+
+TO SIR GEORGE BEAUMONT
+
+_A brother's character_
+
+
+Grasmere, 20 _Feb_. 1805.
+
+Having spoken of worldly affairs, let me again mention my beloved
+brother. It is now just five years since, after a separation of
+fourteen years (I may call it a separation, for we only saw him four
+or five times, and by glimpses), he came to visit his sister and me
+in this cottage, and passed eight blessed months with us. He was then
+waiting for the command of the ship to which he was appointed when he
+quitted us. As you will have seen, we had little to live upon, and he
+as little (Lord Lonsdale being then alive). But he encouraged me to
+persist, and to keep my eye steady on its object. He would work for me
+(that was his language), for me and his sister; and I was to endeavour
+to do something for the world. He went to sea, as commander, with
+this hope; his voyage was very unsuccessful, he having lost by it
+considerably. When he came home, we chanced to be in London, and saw
+him. 'Oh!' said he, 'I have thought of you, and nothing but you; if
+ever of myself, and my bad success, it was only on your account.' He
+went again to sea a second time, and also was unsuccessful; still
+with the same hopes on our account, though then not so necessary,
+Lord Lowther having paid the money. Lastly came the lamentable voyage,
+which he entered upon, full of expectation, and love to his sister
+and myself, and my wife, whom, indeed, he loved with all a brother's
+tenderness. This is the end of his part of the agreement--of his
+efforts for my welfare! God grant me life and strength to fulfil mine!
+I shall never forget him--never lose sight of him: there is a bond
+between us yet, the same as if he were living, nay, far more sacred,
+calling upon me to do my utmost, as he to the last did his utmost
+to live in honour and worthiness. Some of the newspapers carelessly
+asserted that he did not wish to survive his ship. This is false. He
+was heard by one of the surviving officers giving orders, with all
+possible calmness, a very little before the ship went down; and when
+he could remain at his post no longer, then, and not till then,
+he attempted to save himself. I knew this would be so, but it was
+satisfactory for me to have it confirmed by external evidence. Do not
+think our grief unreasonable. Of all human beings whom I ever knew, he
+was the man of the most rational desires, the most sedate habits, and
+the most perfect self-command. He was modest and gentle, and shy even
+to disease; but this was wearing off. In everything his judgements
+were sound and original; his taste in all the arts, music and poetry
+in particular (for these he, of course, had had the best opportunities
+of being familiar with), was exquisite; and his eye for the beauties
+of nature was as fine and delicate as ever poet or painter was gifted
+with, in some discriminations, owing to his education and way of life,
+far superior to any person's I ever knew. But, alas! what avails it?
+It was the will of God that he should be taken away....
+
+I trust in God that I shall not want fortitude; but my loss is great
+and irreparable....
+
+
+
+TO WALTER SCOTT
+
+_Dryden_
+
+
+Patterdale, 7 _Nov_. 1805.
+
+MY DEAR SCOTT,
+
+I was much pleased to hear of your engagement with Dryden: not that he
+is, as a poet, any great favourite of mine: I admire his talents and
+genius highly, but his is not a poetical genius. The only qualities
+I can find in Dryden that are _essentially_ poetical, are a certain
+ardour and impetuosity of mind, with an excellent ear. It may seem
+strange that I do not add to this, great command of language: _that_
+he certainly has, and of such language too, as it is most desirable
+that a poet should possess, or rather that he should not be without.
+But it is not language that is, in the highest sense of the word,
+poetical, being neither of the imagination nor of the passions; I mean
+the amiable, the ennobling, or the intense passions. I do not mean to
+say that there is nothing of this in Dryden, but as little, I think,
+as is possible, considering how much he has written. You will easily
+understand my meaning, when I refer to his versification of _Palamon
+and Arcite_, as contrasted with the language of Chaucer. Dryden had
+neither a tender heart nor a lofty sense of moral dignity. Whenever
+his language is poetically impassioned, it is mostly upon unpleasing
+subjects, such as the follies, vices, and crimes of classes of men or
+of individuals, That his cannot be the language of imagination, must
+have necessarily followed from this,--that there is not a single image
+from nature in the whole body of his works; and in his translation
+from Virgil, wherever Virgil can be fairly said to have had his _eye_
+upon his object, Dryden always spoils the passage.
+
+But too much of this; I am glad that you are to be his editor.
+His political and satirical pieces may be greatly benefited by
+illustration, and even absolutely require it. A correct text is the
+first object of an editor, then such notes as explain difficult or
+obscure passages; and lastly, which is much less important, notes
+pointing out authors to whom the poet has been indebted, not in the
+fiddling way of phrase here and phrase there, (which is detestable as
+a general practice), but where he has had essential obligations either
+as to matter or manner.
+
+If I can be of any use to you, do not fail to apply to me. One thing
+I may take the liberty to suggest, which is, when you come to the
+fables, might it not be advisable to print the whole of the Tales of
+Boccace in a smaller type in the original language? If this should
+look too much like swelling a book, I should certainly make such
+extracts as would show where Dryden has most strikingly improved upon,
+or fallen below, his original. I think his translations from Boccace
+are the best, at least the most poetical, of his poems. It is many
+years since I saw Boccace, but I remember that Sigismunda is not
+married by him to Guiscard (the names are different in Boccace in both
+tales, I believe--certainly in Theodore, &c.). I think Dryden has much
+injured the story by the marriage, and degraded Sigismunda's character
+by it. He has also, to the best of my remembrance, degraded her still
+more, by making her love absolute sensuality and appetite; Dryden had
+no other notion of the passion. With all these defects, and they are
+very gross ones, it is a noble poem. Guiscard's answer, when first
+reproached by Tancred, is noble in Boccace--nothing but this: _Amor
+può molto più che ne voi ne io possiamo_. This, Dryden has spoiled. He
+says first very well, 'the faults of love by love are justified,' and
+then come four lines of miserable rant, quite _à la Maximin_.
+
+
+
+TO LADY BEAUMONT
+
+_The destiny of his poems_
+
+
+Coleorton, 21 _May_, 1807.
+
+MY DEAR LADY BEAUMONT,
+
+Though I am to see you so soon, I cannot but write a word or two, to
+thank you for the interest you take in my poems, as evinced by your
+solicitude about their immediate reception. I write partly to thank
+you for this, and to express the pleasure it has given me, and partly
+to remove any uneasiness from your mind which the disappointments you
+sometimes meet with, in this labour of love, may occasion. I see that
+you have many battles to fight for me--more than, in the ardour and
+confidence of your pure and elevated mind, you had ever thought of
+being summoned to; but be assured that this opposition is nothing more
+than what I distinctly foresaw that you and my other friends would
+have to encounter. I say this, not to give myself credit for an eye of
+prophecy, but to allay any vexatious thoughts on my account which this
+opposition may have produced in you.
+
+It is impossible that any expectations can be lower than mine
+concerning the immediate effect of this little work upon what is
+called the public. I do not here take into consideration the envy and
+malevolence, and all the bad passions which always stand in the way of
+a work of any merit from a living poet; but merely think of the pure,
+absolute, honest ignorance in which all worldlings of every rank and
+situation must be enveloped, with respect to the thoughts, feelings
+and images on which the life of my poems depends. The things which I
+have taken, whether from within or without, what have they to do with
+routs, dinners, morning calls, hurry from door to door, from street to
+street, on foot or in carriage; with Mr. Pitt or Mr. Fox, Mr. Paul
+or Sir Francis Burdett, the Westminster election or the borough of
+Honiton? In a word--for I cannot stop to make my way through the hurry
+of images that present themselves to me--what have they to do with the
+endless talking about things nobody cares anything for except as far
+as their own vanity is concerned, and this with persons they care
+nothing for but as their vanity or _selfishness_ is concerned?--what
+have they to do (to say all at once) with a life without love? In such
+a life there can be no thought; for we have no thought (save thoughts
+of pain) but as far as we have love and admiration.
+
+It is an awful truth, that there neither is, nor can be, any genuine
+enjoyment of poetry among nineteen out of twenty of those persons who
+live, or wish to live, in the broad light of the world--among
+those who either are, or are striving to make themselves, people of
+consideration in society. This is a truth, and an awful one, because
+to be incapable of a feeling of poetry, in my sense of the word, is to
+be without love of human nature and reverence for God.
+
+Upon this I shall insist elsewhere; at present let me confine myself
+to my object; which is to make you, my dear friend, as easy-hearted
+as myself with respect to these poems. Trouble not yourself upon their
+present reception; of what moment is that compared with what I trust
+is their destiny?--to console the afflicted; to add sunshine to
+daylight, by making the happy happier; to teach the young and the
+gracious of every age to see, to think, and feel, and therefore, to
+become more actively and securely virtuous; this is their office,
+which I trust they will faithfully perform, long after we (that is,
+all that is mortal of us) are mouldered in our graves. I am well aware
+how far it would seem to many I overrate my own exertions, when I
+speak in this way, in direct connexion with the volume I have just
+made public.
+
+I am not, however, afraid of such censure, insignificant as probably
+the majority of those poems would appear to very respectable persons.
+I do not mean London wits and witlings, for these have too many foul
+passions about them to be respectable, even if they had more intellect
+than the benign laws of Providence will allow to such a heartless
+existence as theirs is; but grave, kindly-natured, worthy persons,
+who would be pleased if they could. I hope that these volumes are
+not without some recommendations, even for readers of this class: but
+their imagination has slept; and the voice which is the voice of my
+poetry, without imagination, cannot be heard....
+
+My letter (as this second sheet, which I am obliged to take,
+admonishes me) is growing to an enormous length; and yet, saving that
+I have expressed my calm confidence that these poems will live, I have
+said nothing which has a particular application to the object of it,
+which was to remove all disquiet from your mind on account of the
+condemnation they may at present incur from that portion of my
+contemporaries who are called the public. I am sure, my dear Lady
+Beaumont, if you attach any importance to it, it can only be from an
+apprehension that it may affect me, upon which I have already set you
+at ease; or from a fear that this present blame is ominous of their
+future or final destiny. If this be the case, your tenderness for me
+betrays you. Be assured that the decision of these persons has nothing
+to do with the question; they are altogether incompetent judges. These
+people, in the senseless hurry of their idle lives, do not _read_
+books, they merely snatch a glance at them, that they may talk about
+them. And even if this were not so, never forget what, I believe, was
+observed to you by Coleridge, that every great and original writer, in
+proportion as he is great or original, must himself create the taste
+by which he is to be relished; he must teach the art by which he is to
+be seen; this, in a certain degree, even to all persons, however wise
+and pure may be their lives, and however unvitiated their taste. But
+for those who dip into books in order to give an opinion of them, or
+talk about them to take up an opinion--for this multitude of unhappy
+and misguided, and misguiding beings, an entire regeneration must
+be produced; and if this be possible, it must be a work of time. To
+conclude, my ears are stone-dead to this idle buzz, and my flesh as
+insensible as iron to these petty stings; and after what I have said,
+I am sure yours will be the same. I doubt not that you will share with
+me an invincible confidence that my writings (and among them these
+little poems) will co-operate with the benign tendencies in human
+nature and society, wherever found; and that they will in their degree
+be efficacious in making men wiser, better, and happier. Farewell.
+I will not apologize for this letter, though its length demands an
+apology....
+
+
+
+TO SIR GEORGE BEAUMONT
+
+_The language of poetry_
+
+
+[c. 1807.]
+
+MY DEAR SIR GEORGE,
+
+I am quite delighted to hear of your picture for _Peter Bell_; I was
+much pleased with the sketch, and I have no doubt that the picture
+will surpass it as far as a picture ought to do. I long much to see
+it. I should approve of any engraver approved by you. But remember
+that no poem of mine will ever be popular; and I am afraid that the
+sale of _Peter_ would not carry the expense of the engraving, and that
+the poem, in the estimation of the public, would be a weight upon
+the print. I say not this in modest disparagement of the poem, but in
+sorrow for the sickly taste of the public in verse. The _people_ would
+love the poem of _Peter Bell_, but the _public_ (a very different
+being) will never love it. Thanks for dear Lady B.'s transcript from
+your friend's letter; it is written with candour, but I must say a
+word or two not in praise of it. 'Instances of what I mean,' says your
+friend, 'are to be found in a poem on a Daisy' (by the by, it is on
+_the_ Daisy, a mighty difference!) 'and on _Daffodils reflected in the
+Water_'. Is this accurately transcribed by Lady Beaumont? If it
+be, what shall we think of criticism or judgement founded upon, and
+exemplified by, a poem which must have been so inattentively perused?
+My language is precise; and, therefore, it would be false modesty to
+charge myself with blame.
+
+ Beneath the trees,
+ Ten thousand dancing in the _breeze_.
+ The _waves beside_ them danced, but they
+ Outdid the _sparkling waves_ in glee.
+
+Can expression be more distinct? And let me ask your friend how it
+is possible for flowers to be _reflected_ in water when there are
+_waves_? They may, indeed, in _still_ water; but the very object of my
+poem is the trouble or agitation, both of the flowers and the water.
+I must needs respect the understanding of every one honoured by your
+friendship; but sincerity compels me to say that my poems must be more
+nearly looked at, before they can give rise to any remarks of much
+value, even from the strongest minds. With respect to this individual
+poem, Lady B. will recollect how Mrs. Fermor expressed herself upon
+it. A letter also was sent to me, addressed to a friend of mine, and
+by him communicated to me, in which this identical poem was singled
+out for fervent approbation. What then shall we say? Why, let the poet
+first consult his own heart, as I have done, and leave the rest
+to posterity--to, I hope, an improving posterity. The fact is, the
+English _public_ are at this moment in the same state of mind with
+respect to my poems, if small things may be compared with great, as
+the French are in respect to Shakespeare, and not the French alone,
+but almost the whole Continent. In short, in your friend's letter,
+I am condemned for the very thing for which I ought to have
+been praised, viz., that I have not written down to the level of
+superficial observers and unthinking minds. Every great poet is
+a teacher: I wish either to be considered as a teacher, or as
+nothing....
+
+
+
+
+SIR WALTER SCOTT
+
+1771-1832
+
+
+
+TO HIS MOTHER
+
+_Marriage with Miss Carpenter_
+
+
+[1797.]
+
+MY DEAR MOTHER,
+
+I should very ill deserve the care and affection with which you
+have ever regarded me, were I to neglect my duty so far as to omit
+consulting my father and you in the most important step which I
+can possibly take in life, and upon the success of which my future
+happiness must depend. It is with pleasure I think that I can avail
+myself of your advice and instructions in an affair of so great
+importance as that which I have at present on my hands. You will
+probably guess from this preamble, that I am engaged in a matrimonial
+plan, which is really the case. Though my acquaintance with the young
+lady has not been of long standing, this circumstance is in some
+degree counterbalanced by the intimacy in which we have lived, and by
+the opportunities which that intimacy has afforded me of remarking her
+conduct and sentiments on many different occasions, some of which were
+rather of a delicate nature, so that in fact I have seen more of her
+during the few weeks we have been together, than I could have done
+after a much longer acquaintance, shackled by the common forms of
+ordinary life. You will not expect from me a description of her
+person,--for which I refer you to my brother, as also for a fuller
+account of all the circumstances attending the business than can be
+comprised in the compass of a letter. Without flying into raptures,
+for I must assure you that my judgement as well as my affections are
+consulted upon this occasion; without flying into raptures then, I
+may safely assure you, that her temper is sweet and cheerful, her
+understanding good, and what I know will give you pleasure, her
+principles of religion very serious. I have been very explicit
+with her upon the nature of my expectations, and she thinks she can
+accommodate herself to the situation which I should wish her to hold
+in society as my wife, which, you will easily comprehend, I mean
+should neither be extravagant nor degrading. Her fortune, though
+partly dependent upon her brother, who is high in office at Madras, is
+very considerable--at present £500 a-year. This, however, we must,
+in some degree, regard as precarious,--I mean to the full extent; and
+indeed when you know her you will not be surprised that I regard
+this circumstance chiefly because it removes those prudential
+considerations which would otherwise render our union impossible for
+the present. Betwixt her income and my own professional exertions, I
+have little doubt we will be enabled to hold the rank in society which
+my family and situation entitle me to fill.
+
+My dear Mother, I cannot express to you the anxiety I have that you
+will not think me flighty nor inconsiderate in this business. Believe
+me, that experience, in one instance--you cannot fail to know to what
+I allude--is too recent to permit my being so hasty in my conclusions
+as the warmth of my temper might have otherwise prompted. I am also
+most anxious that you should be prepared to show her kindness, which I
+know the goodness of your own heart will prompt, more especially
+when I tell you that she is an orphan, without relations, and almost
+without friends. Her guardian is, I should say _was_, for she is of
+age, Lord Downshire, to whom I must write for his consent, a piece
+of respect to which he is entitled for his care of her--and there the
+matter rests at present. I think I need not tell you that if I assume
+the new character which I threaten, I shall be happy to find that
+in that capacity, I may make myself more useful to my brothers, and
+especially to Anne, than I could in any other. On the other hand, I
+shall certainly expect that my friends will endeavour to show every
+attention in their power to a woman who forsakes for me, prospects
+much more splendid than what I can offer, and who comes into Scotland
+without a single friend but myself. I find I could write a great deal
+more upon this subject, but as it is late, and as I must write to my
+father, I shall restrain myself. I think (but you are the best judge)
+that in the circumstances in which I stand, you should write to her,
+Miss Carpenter, under cover to me at Carlisle.
+
+Write to me very fully upon this important subject--send me your
+opinion, your advice, and above all, your blessing; you will see the
+necessity of not delaying a minute in doing so, and in keeping this
+business _strictly private_, till you hear farther from me, since you
+are not ignorant that even at this advanced period, an objection on
+the part of Lord Downshire, or many other accidents, may intervene; in
+which case, I should little wish my disappointment to be public.
+
+
+
+TO MISS SEWARD
+
+_The Lay of the Last Minstrel_
+
+
+Edinburgh, 21 _March_, 1805.
+
+MY DEAR MISS SEWARD,
+
+I am truly happy that you found any amusement in the _Lay of the Last
+Minstrel_. It has great faults, of which no one can be more sensible
+than I am myself. Above all, it is deficient in that sort of
+continuity which a story ought to have, and which, were it to write
+again, I would endeavour to give it. But I began and wandered forward,
+like one in a pleasant country, getting to the top of one hill to see
+a prospect, and to the bottom of another to enjoy a shade, and what
+wonder if my course has been devious and desultory, and many of my
+excursions altogether unprofitable to the advance of my journey.
+The Dwarf Page is also an excrescence, and I plead guilty to all the
+censures concerning him. The truth is, he has a history, and it is
+this: The story of Gilpin Horner was told by an old gentleman to
+Lady Dalkeith, and she, much diverted with his actually believing so
+grotesque a tale, insisted that I should make it into a Border ballad.
+I don't know if you ever saw my lovely chieftainess--if you have,
+you must be aware that it is _impossible_ for any one to refuse her
+request, as she has more of the angel in face and temper than any one
+alive; so that if she had asked me to write a ballad on a broomstick I
+must have attempted it. I began a few verses, to be called the Goblin
+Page; and they lay long by me, till the applause of some friends
+whose judgement I valued induced me to resume the poem; so on I wrote,
+knowing no more than the man in the moon how I was to end. At length
+the story appeared so uncouth, that I was fain to put it into
+the mouth of my old minstrel--lest the nature of it should be
+misunderstood, and I should be suspected of setting up a new school of
+poetry, instead of a feeble attempt to imitate the old. In the process
+of romance the page, intended to be a principal person in the work,
+contrived (from the baseness of his natural propensities, I suppose)
+to slink downstairs into the kitchen, and now he must e'en abide
+there.
+
+I mention these circumstances to you, and to any one whose applause I
+value, because I am unwilling you should suspect me of trifling with
+the public in _malice prepense_. As to the herd of critics, it is
+impossible for me to pay much attention to them; for, as they do not
+understand what I call poetry, we talk in a foreign language to each
+other. Indeed, many of these gentlemen appear to me to be a sort of
+tinkers, who, unable to _make_ pots and pans, set up for _menders_ of
+them, and, God knows, often make two holes in patching one. The sixth
+canto is altogether redundant; for the poem should certainly have
+closed with the union of the lovers, when the interest, if any, was
+at an end. But what could I do? I had my book and my page still on my
+hands, and must get rid of them at all events. Manage them as I would,
+their catastrophe must have been insufficient to occupy an entire
+canto; so I was fain to eke it out with the songs of the minstrels. I
+will now descend from the confessional, which I think I have occupied
+long enough for the patience of my fair confessor. I am happy you are
+disposed to give me absolution, notwithstanding all my sins. We have a
+new poet come forth amongst us--James Graham, author of a poem called
+_The Sabbath_, which I admire very much. If I can find an opportunity
+I will send you a copy.
+
+
+
+
+TO LADY LOUISA STUART
+
+_An amiable blue-stocking_
+
+
+Edinburgh, 16 _June_, 1808.
+
+MY DEAR LADY LOUISA,
+
+Nothing will give us more pleasure than to have the honour of showing
+every attention in our power to Mr. and Mrs. Morritt, and I am
+particularly happy in a circumstance that at once promises me a great
+deal of pleasure in the acquaintance of your Ladyship's friends, and
+affords me the satisfaction of hearing from you again. Pray don't
+triumph over me too much in the case of Lydia. I stood a very
+respectable siege; but she caressed my wife, coaxed my children,
+and made, by dint of cake and pudding, some impression even upon
+the affections of my favourite dog: so, when all the outworks
+were carried, the mere fortress had no choice but to surrender on
+honourable terms. To the best of my thinking, notwithstanding the
+cerulean hue of her stockings, and a most plentiful stock of eccentric
+affectation, she is really at bottom a good-natured woman, with much
+liveliness and some talent. She is now set out to the Highlands, where
+she is likely to encounter many adventures. Mrs. Scott and I went as
+far as Loch Catrine with her, from which jaunt I have just returned.
+We had most heavenly weather, which was peculiarly favourable to my
+fair companions' zeal for sketching every object that fell in their
+way, from a castle to a pigeon-house. Did your Ladyship ever travel
+with a _drawing_ companion? Mine drew like cart-horses, as well in
+laborious zeal as in effect; for, after all, I could not help hinting
+that the cataracts delineated bore a singular resemblance to haycocks,
+and the rocks much correspondence to large old-fashioned cabinets
+with their folding-doors open. So much for Lydia, whom I left on her
+journey through the Highlands, but by what route she had not resolved.
+I gave her three plans, and think it likely she will adopt none
+of them: moreover, when the executive government of postilions,
+landlords, and Highland boatmen devolves upon her English servant
+instead of me, I am afraid the distresses of the errant damsels will
+fall a little beneath the dignity of romances. All this nonsense is
+_entre nous_, for Miss White has been actively zealous in getting me
+some Irish correspondence about Swift, and otherwise very obliging.
+
+It is not with my inclination that I fag for the booksellers; but what
+can I do? My poverty and not my will consents. The income of my office
+is only reversionary, and my private fortune much limited. My poetical
+success fairly destroyed my prospects of professional success, and
+obliged me to retire from the bar; for though I had a competent share
+of information and industry, who would trust their cause to the author
+of the _Lay of the Last Minstrel_? Now, although I do allow that an
+author should take care of his literary character, yet I think the
+least thing that his literary character can do in return is to take
+some care of the author, who is unfortunately, like Jeremy in _Love
+for Love_, furnished with a set of tastes and appetites which would
+do honour to the income of a Duke if he had it. Besides, I go to work
+with Swift _con amore_; for, like Dryden, he is an early favourite
+of mine. The _Marmion_ is nearly out, and I have made one or two
+alterations on the third edition, with which the press is now
+groaning. So soon as it is, it will make the number of copies
+published within the space of six months amount to eight thousand,--an
+immense number, surely, and enough to comfort the author's wounded
+feelings, had the claws of the reviewers been able to reach him
+through the _steel jack_ of true Border indifference.
+
+
+
+TO ROBERT SOUTHEY
+
+_Congratulations_
+
+
+Edinburgh, 13 _Nov._ 1813.
+
+I do not delay, my dear Southey, to say my _gratulor_. Long may you
+live, as Paddy says, to rule over us, and to redeem the crown of
+Spenser and of Dryden to its pristine dignity. I am only discontented
+with the extent of your royal revenue, which I thought had been £400,
+or £300 at the very least. Is there no getting rid of that iniquitous
+modus, and requiring the _butt_ in kind? I would have you think of it:
+I know no man so well entitled to Xeres sack as yourself, though many
+bards would make a better figure at drinking it. I should think that
+in due time a memorial might get some relief in this part of the
+appointment--it should be at least £100 wet and £100 dry. When you
+have carried your point of discarding the ode, and my point of getting
+the sack, you will be exactly in the situation of Davy in the
+farce, who stipulates for more wages, less work, and the key of the
+ale-cellar. I was greatly delighted with the circumstances of
+your investiture. It reminded me of the porters at Calais with Dr.
+Smollett's baggage, six of them seizing upon one small portmanteau,
+and bearing it in triumph to his lodgings. You see what it is to
+laugh at the superstitions of a gentleman-usher, as I think you do
+somewhere. 'The whirligig of Time brings about his revenges.'
+
+Adieu, my dear Southey; my best wishes attend all that you do, and my
+best congratulations every good that attends you--yea even this, the
+very least of Providence's mercies, as a poor clergyman said when
+pronouncing grace over a herring. I should like to know how the prince
+received you; his address is said to be excellent, and his knowledge
+of literature far from despicable. What a change of fortune even
+since the short time when we met! The great work of retribution is now
+rolling onward to consummation, yet am I not fully satisfied--_pereat
+iste_--there will be no permanent peace in Europe till Buonaparte
+sleeps with the tyrants of old.
+
+
+
+TO J.B.S. MORRITT
+
+_A small anonymous sort of a novel_
+
+
+Edinburgh, 9 _July_, 1814.
+
+MY DEAR MORRITT,
+
+I owe you many apologies for not sooner answering your very
+entertaining letter upon your Parisian journey. I heartily wish I had
+been of your party, for you have seen what I trust will not be seen
+again in a hurry; since, to enjoy the delight of a restoration, there
+is a necessity for a previous _bouleversement_ of everything that is
+valuable in morals and policy which seems to have been the case in
+France since 1790. The Duke of Buccleugh told me yesterday of a very
+good reply of Louis to some of his attendants, who proposed shutting
+the doors of his apartments to keep out the throng of people. 'Open
+the door,' he said, 'to John Bull; he has suffered a great deal in
+keeping the door open for me.'
+
+Now, to go from one important subject to another, I must account for
+my own laziness, which I do by referring you to a small anonymous sort
+of a novel, in three volumes, _Waverley_, which you will receive by
+the mail of this day. It was a very old attempt of mine to embody some
+traits of those characters and manners peculiar to Scotland, the last
+remnants of which vanished during my own youth, so that few or no
+traces now remain. I had written great part of the first volume, and
+sketched other passages, when I mislaid the MS., and only found it by
+the merest accident as I was rummaging the drawers of an old cabinet;
+and I took the fancy of finishing it, which I did so fast, that the
+last two volumes were written in three weeks. I had a great deal of
+fun in the accomplishment of this task, though I do not expect that it
+will be popular in the south, as much of the humour, if there be any,
+is local, and some of it even professional. You, however, who are an
+adopted Scotchman, will find some amusement in it. It has made a very
+strong impression here, and the good people of Edinburgh are busied in
+tracing the author, and in finding out originals for the portraits it
+contains. In the first case, they will probably find it difficult to
+convict the guilty author, although he is far from escaping suspicion.
+Jeffrey has offered to make oath that it is mine, and another great
+critic has tendered his affidavit _ex contrario_; so that these
+authorities have divided the Gude Town. However, the thing has
+succeeded very well, and is thought highly of. I don't know if it has
+got to London yet. I intend to maintain my _incognito_. Let me know
+your opinion about it....
+
+24 _July_.
+
+... I had just proceeded thus far when your kind favour of the
+21st reached Abbotsford. I am heartily glad you continued to like
+_Waverley_ to the end. The hero is a sneaking piece of imbecility;
+and if he had married Flora, she would have set him up upon the
+chimney-piece, as Count Borowlaski's wife used to do with him. I am
+a bad hand at depicting a hero properly so called, and have an
+unfortunate propensity for the dubious characters of borderers,
+buccaneers, Highland robbers, and all others of a Robin-Hood
+description. I do not know why it should be, as I am myself, like
+Hamlet, indifferent honest; but I suppose the blood of the old
+cattle-drivers of Teviotdale continues to stir in my veins.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Acceptance of a baronetcy_
+
+
+Edinburgh, 7 _Dec._, 1818.
+
+MY DEAR MORRITT,
+
+... There is another thing I have to whisper in your faithful ear. Our
+fat friend being desirous to honour Literature in my unworthy person,
+has intimated to me, by his organ the Doctor, that, with consent ample
+and unanimous of all the potential voices of all his ministers,
+each more happy than another of course on so joyful an occasion, he
+proposes to dub me Baronet. It would be easy saying a parcel of fine
+things about my contempt of rank, and so forth; but although I would
+not have gone a step out of my way to have asked, or bought, or
+begged, or borrowed a distinction, which to me personally will rather
+be inconvenient than otherwise, yet, coming as it does directly from
+the source of feudal honours, and as an honour, I am really gratified
+with it;--especially as it is intimated, that it is his Royal
+Highness's pleasure to heat the oven for me expressly, without waiting
+till he has some new _batch_ of Baronets ready in dough. In plain
+English, I am to be gazetted _per se_. My poor friend Carpenter's
+bequest to my family has taken away a certain degree of
+_impecuniosity_, a necessity of saving cheese-parings and candle-ends,
+which always looks inconsistent with any little pretension to rank.
+But as things now stand, Advance banners in the name of God and St.
+Andrew. Remember, I anticipate the jest, 'I like not such grinning
+honours, as Sir Walter hath.' After all, if one must speak for
+themselves, I have my quarters and emblazonments, free of all stain
+but Border theft and High Treason, which I hope are gentleman-like
+crimes; and I hope Sir Walter Scott will not sound worse than Sir
+Humphry Davy, though my merits are as much under his, in point of
+utility, as can well be imagined. But a name is something, and mine
+is the better of the two. Set down this flourish to the account
+of national and provincial pride, for you must know we have more
+Messieurs de Sotenville in our Border counties than anywhere else in
+the Lowlands--I cannot say for the Highlands.
+
+
+
+TO LORD MONTAGU
+
+_Prince Leopold's visit_
+
+
+Abbotsford, 3 _Oct._ 1819.
+
+MY DEAR LORD,
+
+I am honoured with your Buxton letter.... _Anent_ Prince Leopold, I
+only heard of his approach at eight o'clock in the morning, and he
+was to be at Selkirk by eleven. The magistrates sent to ask me to help
+them to receive him. It occurred to me he might be coming to Melrose
+to see the Abbey, in which case I could not avoid asking him to
+Abbotsford, as he must pass my very door. I mentioned this to Mrs.
+Scott, who was lying quietly in bed, and I wish you had heard the
+scream she gave on the occasion. 'What have we to offer him?'--'Wine
+and cake,' said I, thinking to make all things easy; but she
+ejaculated, in a tone of utter despair, 'Cake!! where am I to get
+cake?' However, being partly consoled with the recollection that his
+visit was a very improbable incident, and curiosity, as usual, proving
+too strong for alarm, she set out with me in order not to miss a peep
+of the great man. James Skene and his lady were with us, and we gave
+our carriages such additional dignity as a pair of leaders could add,
+and went to meet him in full puff. The Prince very civilly told me,
+that, though he could not see Melrose on this occasion, he wished to
+come to Abbotsford for an hour. New despair on the part of Mrs. Scott,
+who began to institute a domiciliary search for cold meat through the
+whole city of Selkirk, which produced _one shoulder of cold lamb_. In
+the meanwhile, his Royal Highness received the civic honours of the
+BIRSE[1] very graciously. I had hinted to Bailie Lang, that it ought
+only to be licked _symbolically_ on the present occasion; so he
+flourished it three times before his mouth, but without touching it
+with his lips, and the Prince followed his example as directed. Lang
+made an excellent speech, sensible, and feeling, and well delivered.
+The Prince seemed much surprised at this great propriety of expression
+and behaviour in a magistrate, whose people seemed such a rabble, and
+whose whole band of music consisted in a drum and fife. He noticed to
+Bailie Anderson, that Selkirk seemed very populous in proportion
+to its extent. 'On an occasion like this it seems so,' answered the
+Bailie, neatly enough I thought. I question if any magistrates in the
+kingdom, lord mayors and aldermen not excepted, could have behaved
+with more decent and quiet good-breeding. Prince Leopold repeatedly
+alluded to this during the time he was at Abbotsford. I do not know
+how Mrs. Scott ultimately managed; but with broiled salmon, and
+black-cock, and partridges, she gave him a very decent lunch; and I
+chanced to have some very fine old hock, which was mighty germain to
+the matter.
+
+The Prince seems melancholy, whether naturally or from habit, I do not
+pretend to say; but I do not remember thinking him so at Paris, where
+I saw him frequently, then a much poorer man than myself; yet he
+showed some humour, for alluding to the crowds that followed him
+everywhere, he mentioned some place where he had gone out to shoot,
+but was afraid to proceed for fear of 'bagging a boy'. He said
+he really thought of getting some shooting-place in Scotland, and
+promised me a longer visit on his return. If I had had a day's
+notice to have _warned the waters_, we could have met him with a very
+respectable number of the gentry; but there was no time for this, and
+probably he liked it better as it was. There was only young Clifton
+who could have come, and he was shy and cubbish, and would not, though
+requested by the Selkirk people. He was perhaps ashamed to march
+through Coventry with them. It hung often and sadly on my mind that
+_he_ was wanting who could and would have received him like a Prince
+indeed; and yet the meeting betwixt them, had they been fated to meet,
+would have been a very sad one. I think I have now given your
+lordship a very full, true, and particular account of our royal visit,
+unmatched even by that of King Charles at the Castle of Tillietudlem.
+That we did not speak of it for more than a week after it happened,
+and that that emphatic monosyllable, _The Prince_, is not heard
+amongst us more than ten times a-day, is, on the whole, to the credit
+of my family's understanding. The piper is the only one whose brain he
+seems to have endangered; for, as the Prince said he preferred him to
+any he had heard in the Highlands--(which, by the way, shows his
+Royal Highness knows nothing of the matter),--the fellow seems to have
+become incapable of his ordinary occupation as a forester, and has cut
+stick and stem without remorse to the tune of _Phail Phranse_, i.e.
+the Prince's welcome.
+
+[Footnote 1: Bundle of hog's bristles; symbol of the soutars.]
+
+
+
+To DANIEL TERRY
+
+_Progress at Abbotsford_
+
+
+Abbotsford, 10 _Nov_. 1822.
+
+My dear Terry,
+
+I got all the plans safe, and they are delightful. The library
+ceiling will be superb, and we have plenty of ornaments for it without
+repeating one of those in the eating-room. The plan of shelves is also
+excellent, and will, I think, for a long time suffice my collection.
+The brasses for the shelves I like--but not the price: the notched
+ones, after all, do very well. I have had three grand hawls since I
+last wrote to you. The pulpit, repentance-stool, King's seat, and
+God knows how much of carved wainscot, from the kirk of Dunfermline,
+enough to coat the hall to the height of seven feet:--supposing
+it boarded above, for hanging guns, old portraits, intermixed with
+armour, &c.--it will be a superb entrance-gallery: this is hawl the
+first. Hawl second is twenty-four pieces of the most splendid Chinese
+paper, twelve feet high by four wide, a present from my cousin Hugh
+Scott, enough to finish the drawing-room and two bedrooms. Hawl third
+is a quantity of what is called Jamaica cedar-wood, enough for fitting
+up both the drawing-room and the library, including the presses,
+shelves, &c.: the wood is finely pencilled and most beautiful,
+something like the colour of gingerbread; it costs very little more
+than oak, works much easier, and is never touched by vermin of any
+kind. I sent Mr. Atkinson a specimen, but it was from the plain end of
+the plank; the interior is finely waved and variegated. Your kind
+and unremitting exertions in our favour will soon plenish the
+drawing-room. Thus we at present stand. We have a fine old English
+cabinet, with china, &c.-and two superb elbow-chairs, the gift of
+Constable, carved most magnificently, with groups of children, fruit,
+and flowers, in the Italian taste: they came from Rome, and are much
+admired. It seems to me that the mirror you mention, being framed in
+carved box, would answer admirably well with the chairs, which are of
+the same material. The mirror should, I presume, be placed over
+the drawing-room chimney-piece; and opposite to it I mean to put an
+antique table of mosaic marbles, to support Chantrey's bust. A good
+sofa would be desirable, and so would the tapestry screen, if really
+fresh and beautiful; but as much of our furniture will be a little
+antiquated, one would not run too much into that taste in so small an
+apartment. For the library I have the old oak chairs now in the little
+armoury, eight in number, and we might add one or two pair of the
+ebony chairs you mention. I should think this enough, for many seats
+in such a room must impede access to the books; and I don't mean
+the library to be on ordinary occasions a public room. Perhaps the
+tapestry-screen would suit better here than in the drawing-room. I
+have one library table here, and shall have another made for atlases
+and prints. For the hall I have four chairs of black oak. In other
+matters we can make it out well enough. In fact, it is my object
+rather to keep under my new accommodations at first, both to avoid
+immediate outlay, and that I may leave room for pretty things which
+may occur hereafter. I would to Heaven I could take a cruise with you
+through the brokers, which would be the pleasantest affair possible,
+only I am afraid I should make a losing voyage of it. Mr. Atkinson has
+missed a little my idea of the oratory, fitting it up entirely as
+a bookcase, whereas I should like to have had recesses for
+curiosities--for the Bruce's skull--for a crucifix, &c., &c.-in short,
+a little cabinet instead of a book-closet. Four sides of books would
+be perfectly sufficient; the other four, so far as not occupied by
+door or window, should be arranged tastefully for antiquities, &c.,
+like the inside of an antique cabinet, with drawers, and shottles, and
+funny little arches. The oak screen dropped as from the clouds: it is
+most acceptable; I might have guessed there was only one kind friend
+so ready to supply hay to my hobby-horse. You have my views in these
+matters and your own taste; and I will send the _needful_ when
+you apprise me of the amount total. Where things are not quite
+satisfactory, it is better to wait a while on every account, for the
+amusement is over when one has room for nothing more. The house is
+completely roofed, &c., and looks worthy of Mrs. Terry's painting. I
+never saw anything handsomer than the grouping of towers, chimneys,
+&c. upon the roof, when seen at a proper distance.
+
+Once more, let me wish you joy of your professional success. I can
+judge, by a thousand minute items, of the advance you make with the
+public, just as I can of the gradual progress of my trees, because I
+am interested in both events. You may say, like Burke, you were not
+'coaxed and dandled into eminence' but have fought your way gallantly,
+shown your passport at every barrier, and been always a step in
+advance, without a single retrograde movement. Every one wishes to
+advance rapidly, but when the desired position is gained, it is far
+more easily maintained by him whose ascent has been gradual, and whose
+favour is founded not on the unreasonable expectations entertained
+from one or two seasons, but from an habitual experience of the power
+of pleasing during several years. You say not a word of poor Wattles.
+I hope little Miss has not put his nose out of joint entirely.
+
+I have not been very well--a whoreson thickness of blood, and a
+depression of spirits arising from the loss of friends (to whom I
+am now to add poor Wedderburne), have annoyed me much; and _Peveril_
+will, I fear, smell of the apoplexy. I propose a good rally, however,
+and hope it will be a powerful effect. My idea is, _entre nous_, a
+Scotch archer in the French King's guard, _tempore_ Louis XI, the most
+picturesque of all times.
+
+
+
+TO J.B.S. MORRITT
+
+_A brave face to the world_
+
+
+Edinburgh, 6 _Feb._ 1826.
+
+MY DEAR MORRITT,
+
+It is very true I have been, and am in danger, of a pecuniary loss,
+and probably a very large one, which in the uncertainty I look at as
+to the full extent, being the manly way of calculating such matters,
+since one may be better, but can hardly be worse. I can't say I
+feel overjoyed at losing a large sum of hard-earned money in a most
+unexpected manner, for all men considered Constable's people secure as
+the Bank; yet, as I have obtained an arrangement of payment convenient
+for every body concerned, and easy for myself, I cannot say that I
+care much about the matter. Some economical restrictions I will make;
+and it happened oddly that they were such as Lady Scott and myself
+had almost determined upon without this compulsion. Abbotsford will
+henceforth be our only establishment; and during the time I must be
+in town, I will take my bed at the Albyn Club. We shall also break
+off the rather excessive hospitality to which we were exposed, and no
+longer stand host and hostess to all that do pilgrimage to Melrose.
+Then I give up an expensive farm, which I always hated, and turn
+all my odds and ends into cash. I do not reckon much on my literary
+exertions--I mean in proportion to former success--because popular
+taste may fluctuate. But with a moderate degree of the favour which
+I have always had, my time my own, and my mind unplagued about other
+things, I may boldly promise myself soon to get the better of this
+blow. In these circumstances, I should be unjust and ungrateful to ask
+or accept the pity of my friends. I for one, do not see there is much
+occasion for making moan about it. My womankind will be the greater
+sufferers,--yet even they look cheerily forward; and, for myself, the
+blowing off my hat in a stormy day has given me more uneasiness.
+
+I envy your Brighton party, and your fine weather. When I was at
+Abbotsford the mercury was down at six or seven in the morning more
+than once. I am hammering away at a bit of a story from the old affair
+of the _diablerie_ at Woodstock in the Long Parliament times. I don't
+like it much. I am obliged to hamper my fanatics greatly too much
+to make them effective; but I make the sacrifice on principle; so,
+perhaps, I shall deserve good success in other parts of the work.
+You will be surprised when I tell you that I have written a volume in
+exactly fifteen days. To be sure, I permitted no interruptions. But
+then I took exercise, and for ten days of the fifteen attended the
+Court of Session from two to four hours every day. This is nothing,
+however, to writing _Ivanhoe_ when I had the actual cramp in my
+stomach; but I have no idea of these things preventing a man
+from doing what he has a mind. My love to all the party at
+Brighton--fireside party I had almost said, but you scorn my
+words--seaside party then be it. Lady Scott and Anne join in kindest
+love. I must close my letter, for one of the consequences of our
+misfortunes is, that we dine every day at half-past four o'clock;
+which premature hour arises, I suppose, from sorrow being hungry as
+well as thirsty. One most laughable part of our tragic comedy was,
+that every friend in the world came formally, just as they do here
+when a relation dies, thinking that the eclipse of _les beaux yeux de
+ma cassette_ was perhaps a loss as deserving of consolation.
+
+
+
+TO MARIA EDGEWORTH
+
+_Time's revenges_
+
+
+Edinburgh, 23 _June_, 1830.
+
+MY DEAR MISS EDGEWORTH,
+
+Nothing would be so valuable to me as the mark of kindness which you
+offer, and yet my kennel is so much changed since I had the pleasure
+of seeing you, that I must not accept of what I wished so sincerely
+to possess. I am the happy owner of two of the noble breed, each of
+gigantic size, and the gift of that sort of Highlander whom we call a
+High Chief, so I would hardly be justified in parting with them even
+to make room for your kind present, and I should have great doubts
+whether the mountaineers would receive the Irish stranger with due
+hospitality. One of them I had from poor Glengarry, who, with all the
+wild and fierce points of his character, had a kind, honest, and
+warm heart. The other from a young friend, whom Highlanders call
+MacVourigh, and Lowlanders MacPherson of Cluny. He is a fine spirited
+boy, fond of his people and kind to them, and the best dancer of a
+Highland reel now living. I fear I must not add a third to Nimrod and
+Bran, having little use for them except being pleasant companions. As
+to labouring in their vocation, we have only one wolf which I know
+of, kept in a friend's menagerie near me, and no wild deer. Walter
+has some roebucks indeed, but Lochore is far off, and I begin to
+feel myself distressed at running down these innocent and beautiful
+creatures, perhaps because I cannot gallop so fast after them as to
+drown sense of the pain we are inflicting. And yet I suspect I am like
+the sick fox; and if my strength and twenty years could come back, I
+would become again a copy of my namesake, remembered by the sobriquet
+of Walter _ill tae hauld_ (to hold, that is). 'But age has clawed
+me in its clutch,' and there is no remedy for increasing disability
+except dying, which is an awkward score.
+
+There is some chance of my retiring from my official situation upon
+the changes in the Court of Session. They cannot reduce my office,
+though they do not wish to fill it up with a new occupant. I shall be
+therefore _de trop_; and in these days of economy they will be better
+pleased to let me retire on three parts of my salary than to keep me a
+Clerk of Session on the whole; and small grief at our parting, as the
+old horse said to the broken cart. And yet, though I thought such a
+proposal when first made was like a Pisgah peep at Paradise, I cannot
+help being a little afraid of changing the habits of a long life all
+of a sudden and for ever. You ladies have always your work-basket and
+stocking-knitting to wreak an hour of tediousness upon. The routine of
+business serves, I suspect, for the same purpose to us male wretches;
+it is seldom a burden to the mind, but a something which must be done,
+and is done almost mechanically; and though dull judges and duller
+clerks, the routine of law proceedings, and law forms, are very unlike
+the plumed troops and the tug of war, yet the result is the same.
+The occupation's gone. The morning, that the day's news must all be
+gathered from other sources--that the jokes which the principal Clerks
+of Session have laughed at weekly for a century, and which would not
+move a muscle of any other person's face, must be laid up to perish
+like those of Sancho in the Sierra Morena--I don't above half like
+forgetting all these moderate habits, and yet
+
+ Ah, freedom is a noble thing!
+
+as says the old Scottish poet. So I will cease my regrets, or lay them
+by to be taken up and used as arguments of comfort, in case I do not
+slip my cable after all, which is highly possible. Lockhart and Sophia
+have taken up their old residence at Chiefswood. They are very fond of
+the place; and I am glad also my grandchildren will be bred near the
+heather, for certain qualities which I think are best taught there.
+
+
+
+
+SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE
+
+1772-1834
+
+
+
+TO CHARLES LAMB
+
+_A sympathetic reply_[1]
+
+
+28 _Sept._ 1796.
+
+Your letter, my friend, struck me with a mighty horror. It rushed upon
+me and stupefied my feelings. You bid me write you a religious letter;
+I am not a man who would attempt to insult the greatness of your
+anguish by any other consolation. Heaven knows that in the easiest
+fortunes there is much dissatisfaction and weariness of spirit:
+much that calls for the exercise of patience and resignation; but
+in storms, like these, that shake the dwelling and make the heart
+tremble, there is no middle way between despair and the yielding up of
+the whole spirit unto the guidance of faith. And surely it is a matter
+of joy, that your faith in Jesus has been preserved; the Comforter
+that should relieve you is not far from you. But as you are a
+Christian, in the name of that Saviour, who was filled with bitterness
+and made drunken with wormwood, I conjure you to have recourse in
+frequent prayer to 'his God and your God'; the God of mercies, and
+father of all comfort. Your poor father is, I hope, almost senseless
+of the calamity; the unconscious instrument of Divine Providence knows
+it not, and your mother is in heaven. It is sweet to be roused from
+a frightful dream by the song of birds, and the gladsome rays of
+the morning. Ah, how infinitely more sweet to be awakened from the
+blackness and amazement of a sudden horror by the glories of God
+manifest and the hallelujahs of angels.
+
+As to what regards yourself, I approve altogether of your abandoning
+what you justly call vanities. I look upon you as a man called by
+sorrow and anguish and a strange desolation of hopes into quietness,
+and a soul set apart and made peculiar to God. We cannot arrive at any
+portion of heavenly bliss without in some measure imitating Christ;
+and they arrive at the largest inheritance who imitate the most
+difficult parts of His character, and, bowed down and crushed under
+foot, cry in fullness of faith, 'Father, Thy will be done.'
+
+I wish above measure to have you for a little while here--no visitants
+shall blow on the nakedness of your feelings--you shall be quiet, and
+your spirit may be healed. I see no possible objection, unless your
+father's helplessness prevent you, and unless you are necessary to
+him. If this be not the case, I charge you write me that you will
+come.
+
+I charge you, my dearest friend, not to dare to encourage gloom or
+despair--you are a temporary sharer in human miseries, that you may
+be an eternal partaker of the Divine nature. I charge you, if by any
+means it be possible, come to me.
+
+[Footnote 1: See Letter, p. 355.]
+
+
+
+TO JOSEPH COTTLE
+
+_Literary adventurers_
+
+
+[1798.]
+
+MY DEAR COTTLE,
+
+Neither Wordsworth nor myself could have been otherwise than
+uncomfortable, if any but yourself had received from us the first
+offer of our tragedies, and of the volume of Wordsworth's poems. At
+the same time, we did not expect that you could with prudence and
+propriety, advance such a sum as we should want at the time we
+specified. In short, we both regard the publication of our tragedies
+as an evil. It is not impossible but that in happier times they may be
+brought on the stage: and to throw away this chance for a mere trifle,
+would be to make the present moment act fraudulently and usuriously
+towards the future time.
+
+My tragedy employed and strained all my thoughts and faculties for
+six or seven months; Wordsworth consumed far more time, and far more
+thought, and far more genius. We consider the publication of them
+an evil on any terms; but our thoughts were bent on a plan for the
+accomplishment of which a certain sum of money was necessary, (the
+whole) at that particular time, and in order to do this we resolved,
+although reluctantly, to part with our tragedies: that is, if we
+could obtain thirty guineas for each, and at less than thirty guineas
+Wordsworth will not part with the copyright of his volume of poems. We
+shall offer the tragedies to no one, for we have determined to procure
+the money some other way. If you choose the volume of poems, at
+the price mentioned, to be paid at the time specified, i.e. thirty
+guineas, to be paid sometime in the last fortnight of July, you may
+have them; but remember, my dear fellow! I write to you now merely as
+a bookseller, and entreat you, in your answer, to consider yourself
+only; as to us, although money is necessary to our plan [that of
+visiting Germany], yet the plan is not necessary to our happiness; and
+if it were, W. would sell his poems for that sum to some one else,
+or we could procure the money without selling the poems. So I entreat
+you, again and again, in your answer, which must be immediate,
+consider yourself only.
+
+Wordsworth has been caballed against _so long and so loudly_, that
+he has found it impossible to prevail on the tenant of the Allfoxden
+estate to let him the house, after their first agreement is expired,
+so he must quit it at midsummer; whether we shall be able to procure
+him a house and furniture near Stowey, we know not, and yet we must:
+for the hills, and the woods, and the streams, and the sea, and the
+shores would break forth into reproaches against us, if we did not
+strain every nerve to keep their poet among them. Without joking, and
+in serious sadness, Poole and I cannot endure to think of losing him.
+
+At all events, come down, Cottle, as soon as you can, but before
+midsummer, and we will procure a horse easy as thy own soul, and we
+will go on a roam to Lynton and Lynmouth, which, if thou comest in
+May, will be in all their pride of woods and waterfalls, not to speak
+of its august cliffs, and the green ocean, and the vast valley of
+stones, all which live disdainful of the seasons, or accept new
+honours only from the winter's snow. At all events come down, and
+cease not to believe me much and affectionately your friend.
+
+
+
+TO JOSIAH WADE
+
+_A public example_
+
+
+Bristol, 26 _June_, 1814.
+
+DEAR SIR,
+
+For I am unworthy to call any good man friend--much less you, whose
+hospitality and love I have abused; accept, however, my entreaties for
+your forgiveness, and for your prayers.
+
+Conceive a poor miserable wretch, who for many years has been
+attempting to beat off pain, by a constant recurrence to the vice that
+reproduces it. Conceive a spirit in hell, employed in tracing out for
+others the road to that heaven, from which his crimes exclude him! In
+short, conceive whatever is most wretched, helpless, and hopeless, and
+you will form as tolerable a notion of my state, as it is possible for
+a good man to have.
+
+I used to think the text in St. James that 'he who offendeth in one
+point, offends in all,' very harsh; but I now feel the awful, the
+tremendous truth of it. In the one crime of OPIUM, what crime have
+I not made myself guilty of! Ingratitude to my Maker! and to my
+benefactors--injustice! _and unnatural cruelty to my poor children!
+_--self-contempt for my repeated promise-breach, nay, too often,
+actual falsehood!
+
+After my death, I earnestly entreat that a full and unqualified
+narration of my wretchedness, and of its guilty cause, may be made
+public, that, at least, some little good may be effected by the
+direful example!
+
+May God Almighty bless you, and have mercy on your still affectionate,
+and, in his heart, grateful
+
+S.T.C.
+
+
+
+TO THOMAS ALLSOP
+
+_Himself and his detractors_
+
+
+2 _Dec._ 1818.
+
+MY DEAR SIR,
+
+I cannot express how kind I felt your letter. Would to Heaven I had
+had many with feelings like yours, 'accustomed to express themselves
+warmly and (as far as the word is applicable to you), even
+enthusiastically'. But alas! during the prime manhood of my intellect
+I had nothing but cold water thrown on my efforts. I speak not now of
+my systematic and most unprovoked maligners. On _them_ I have retorted
+only by pity and by prayer. These may have, and doubtless have, joined
+with the frivolity of 'the reading public' in checking and almost in
+preventing the sale of my works; and so far have done injury to
+my _purse_. _Me_ they have not injured. But I have loved with
+enthusiastic self-oblivion those who have been so well pleased that
+I should, year after year, flow with a hundred nameless rills into
+_their_ main stream, that they could find nothing but cold praise and
+effective discouragement of every attempt of mine to roll onward in a
+distinct current of my own; who _admitted_ that the _Ancient Mariner_,
+the _Christabel_, the _Remorse_, and some pages of the _Friend_
+were not without merit, but were abundantly anxious to acquit their
+judgements of any blindness to the very numerous defects. Yet they
+_knew_ that to _praise_, as mere praise, I was characteristically,
+almost constitutionally, indifferent. In sympathy alone I found at
+once nourishment and stimulus; and for sympathy _alone_ did my heart
+crave. They knew, too, how long and faithfully I have acted on the
+maxim, never to admit the _faults_ of a work of genius to those who
+denied or were incapable of feeling and understanding the _beauties_;
+not from wilful partiality, but as well knowing that in _saying_ truth
+I should, to such critics, convey falsehood. If, in one instance, in
+my literary life I have appeared to deviate from this rule, first,
+it was not till the fame of the writer (which I had been for fourteen
+years successfully toiling like a second Ali to build up) had been
+established; and secondly and chiefly, with the purpose and, I may
+safely add, with the _effect_ of rescuing the necessary task from
+Malignant Defamers, and in order to set forth the excellences and the
+trifling proportion which the defects bore to the excellences. But
+this, my dear sir, is a mistake to which affectionate natures are too
+liable, though I do not remember to have ever seen it noticed--the
+mistaking those who are desirous and well pleased to be loved _by_
+you, for those who love you. Add, as a more general cause, the fact
+that I neither am nor ever have been of any party. What wonder, then,
+if I am left to decide which has been my worst enemy, the broad,
+pre-determined abuse of the _Edinburgh Review_, &c., or the cold and
+brief compliments, with the warm _regrets_, of the _Quarterly_? After
+all, however, I have now but one sorrow relative to the ill success of
+my literary toils (and toils they have been, _though not undelightful
+toils_), and this arises wholly from the almost insurmountable
+difficulties which the anxieties of to-day oppose to my completion
+of the great work, the form and materials of which it has been the
+employment of the best and most genial hours of the last twenty years
+to mature and collect.
+
+If I could but have a tolerably numerous audience to my first, or
+first and second Lectures on the _History of Philosophy_, I should
+entertain a strong hope of success, because I know that these lectures
+will be found by far the most interesting and _entertaining_ of any
+that I have yet delivered, independent of the more permanent interest
+of rememberable instruction. Few and unimportant would the errors of
+men be, if they did but know, first, _what they themselves meant_;
+and, secondly, what the _words_ mean by which they attempt to convey
+their meaning, and I can conceive no subject so well fitted to
+exemplify the mode and the importance of these two points as the
+History of Philosophy, treated as in the scheme of these lectures.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The Great Work described_
+
+
+_Jan._ 1821.
+
+... I have already the _written_ materials and contents, requiring
+only to be put together from the loose papers and commonplace or
+memorandum books, and needing no other change, whether of omission,
+addition, or correction, than the mere act of arranging, and the
+opportunity of seeing the whole collectively bring with them of course
+(1) Characteristics of Shakespeare's dramatic works, with a critical
+review of each play; together with a relative and comparative critique
+on the kind and degree of the merits and demerits of the dramatic
+works of Ben Jonson, Beaumont and Fletcher, and Massinger. The
+History of the English Drama; the accidental advantages it afforded
+to Shakespeare, without in the least detracting from the perfect
+originality or proper creation of the Shakespearian Drama; the
+contradistinction of the latter from the Greek Drama, and its still
+remaining _uniqueness_, with the causes of this, from the combined
+influences of Shakespeare himself, as man, poet, philosopher, and
+finally, by conjunction of all these, dramatic poet; and of the age,
+events, manners, and state of the English language. This work, with
+every art of compression, amounts to three volumes of about five
+hundred pages each. (2) Philosophical Analysis of the Genius and Works
+of Dante, Spenser, Milton, Cervantes, and Calderon, with similar, but
+more compressed criticisms on Chaucer, Ariosto, Donne, Rabelais, and
+others, during the predominance of the Romantic Poetry. In one large
+volume. These two works will, I flatter myself, form a complete code
+of the principles of judgement and feeling applied to works of Taste;
+and not of Poetry only, but of Poesy in all its forms, Painting,
+Statuary, Music, &c., &c. (3) The History of Philosophy considered
+as a Tendency of the Human Mind to exhibit the Powers of the Human
+Reason, to discover by its own Strength the Origin and Laws of Man and
+the World, from Pythagoras to Locke and Condillac. Two volumes.
+(4) Letters on the Old and New Testament, and on the Doctrine
+and Principles held in common by the Fathers and Founders of the
+Reformation, addressed to a candidate for Holy Orders, including
+advice on the Plan and Subjects of Preaching, proper to a Minister of
+the Established Church.
+
+To the completion of these four works, I have literally nothing more
+to do than to _transcribe_; but, as I before hinted, from so many
+scraps and _sibylline_ leaves, including margins of books and blank
+pages, that, unfortunately, I must be my own scribe, and not done by
+myself, they will be all but lost; or perhaps (as has been too often
+the case already) furnish feathers for the caps of others; some for
+this purpose, and some to plume the arrows of detraction, to be let
+fly against the luckless bird from whom they had been plucked or
+moulted.
+
+In addition to these--of my GREAT WORK, to the preparation of which
+more than twenty years of my life have been devoted, and on which
+my hopes of extensive and permanent utility, of fame, in the noblest
+sense of the word, mainly rest--that, by which I might,
+
+ As now by thee, by all the good be known,
+ When this weak frame lies moulder'd in the grave,
+ Which self-surviving I might call my own,
+ Which folly cannot mar, nor hate deprave--
+ The incense of those powers, which, risen in flame,
+ Might make me dear to Him from whom they came.
+
+Of this work, to which all my other writings (unless I except my
+Poems, and these I can exclude in part only) are introductory and
+preparative; and the result of which (if the premises be, as I, with
+the most tranquil assurance, am convinced they are--insubvertible,
+the deductions legitimate, and the conclusions commensurate, and only
+commensurate, with both) must finally be a revolution of all that has
+been called _philosophy_ or metaphysics in England and France, since
+the era of the commencing predominance of the mechanical system at
+the restoration of our second Charles, and with this the present
+fashionable views, not only of religion, morals, and politics but
+even of the modern physics and physiology. You will not blame the
+earnestness of my expressions, nor the high importance which I attach
+to this work: for how, with less noble objects, and less faith in
+their attainment, could I stand acquitted of folly, and abuse of time,
+talents, and learning in a labour of three-fourths of my intellectual
+life? Of this work, something more than a volume has been dictated
+by me, so as to exist fit for the press, to my friend and enlightened
+pupil, Mr. Green; and more than as much again would have been evolved
+and delivered to paper, but that, for the last six or eight months,
+I have been compelled to break off our weekly meeting, from the
+necessity of writing (alas! alas! of attempting to write) for
+purposes, and on the subjects, of the passing day. Of my poetic works
+I would fain finish the _Christabel_! Alas! for the proud time when I
+planned, when I had present to my mind, the materials, as well as
+the scheme, of the Hymns entitled _Spirit_, _Sun_, _Earth_, _Air_,
+_Water_, _Fire_ and _Man_; and the Epic Poem on what still appears
+to me the one only fit subject remaining for an epic poem--Jerusalem
+besieged and destroyed by Titus.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Reminiscences_
+
+
+4 March, 1822.
+
+My Dearest Friend,
+
+I have been much more than ordinarily unwell for more than a week
+past--my sleeps worse than my vigils, my nights than my days;
+
+ --The night's dismay
+ Sadden'd and stunned the intervening day;
+
+but last night I had not only a calmer night, without roaming in my
+dreams through any of Swedenborg's Hells _modérés_; but arose this
+morning lighter and with a sense of _relief_....
+
+I shall make you smile, as I did dear Mary Lamb, when I say that you
+sometimes mistake my position. As individual to individual, from
+my childhood, I do not remember feeling myself either superior or
+inferior to any human being; except by an act of my own will in cases
+of real or imagined moral or intellectual superiority. In regard to
+worldly rank, from eight years old to nineteen, I was habituated,
+nay, naturalised, to look up to men circumstanced as you are, as my
+superiors--a large number of our governors, and almost _all_ of those
+whom we regarded as greater men still, and whom we saw most of, _viz._
+our committee governors, were such--and as neither awake nor asleep
+have I any other feelings than what I had at Christ's Hospital,
+I distinctly remember that I felt a little flush of pride and
+consequence--just like what we used to feel at school when the boys
+came running to us--'Coleridge! here's your friends want you--they are
+quite _grand_,' or 'It is quite a _lady_'--when I first heard who you
+were, and laughed at myself for it with that pleasurable sensation
+that, spite of my sufferings at that school, still accompanies any
+sudden reawakening of our school-boy feelings and notions. And oh,
+from sixteen to nineteen what hours of Paradise had Allen and I in
+escorting the Miss Evanses home on a Saturday, who were then at a
+milliner's whom we used to think, and who I believe really was, such
+a nice lady;--and we used to carry thither, of a summer morning, the
+pillage of the flower gardens within six miles of town, with Sonnet
+or Love Rhyme wrapped round the nose-gay. To be feminine, kind, and
+genteelly (what I should now call neatly) dressed, these were the only
+things to which my head, heart, or imagination had any polarity, and
+what I was then, I still am.
+
+God bless you and yours.
+
+
+
+
+ROBERT SOUTHEY
+
+1774-1843
+
+
+
+TO JOSEPH COTTLE
+
+_Question of copyrights_
+
+
+Greta Hall, 20 _April_, 1808.
+
+My dear Cottle,...
+
+What you say of my copyrights affected me very much. Dear Cottle, set
+your heart at rest on that subject. It ought to be at rest. These were
+yours, fairly bought, and fairly sold. You bought them on the chance
+of their success, which no London bookseller would have done; and had
+they not been bought, they could not have been published at all. Nay,
+if you had not purchased _Joan of Arc_, the poem never would have
+existed, nor should I, in all probability, ever have obtained that
+reputation which is the capital on which I subsist, nor that power
+which enables me to support it.
+
+But this is not all. Do you suppose, Cottle, that I have forgotten
+those true and most essential acts of friendship which you showed me
+when I stood most in need of them? Your house was my house when I had
+no other. The very money with which I bought my wedding-ring, and paid
+my marriage fees, was supplied by you. It was with your sisters I left
+Edith during my six months' absence, and for the six months after my
+return it was from you that I received, week by week, the little on
+which we lived, till I was enabled to live by other means. It is not
+the settling of a cash account that can cancel obligations like these.
+You are in the habit of preserving your letters, and if you were
+not, I would entreat you to preserve _this_, that it might be seen
+hereafter. Sure I am, there never was a more generous or a kinder
+heart than yours; and you will believe me when I add, that there does
+not live that man upon earth, whom I remember with more gratitude
+and more affection. My heart throbs and my eyes burn with these
+recollections. Good night! my dear old friend and benefactor.
+
+
+
+TO JOHN MAY
+
+_Waterloo_
+
+
+Liège, 6 _Oct._ 1815. Six p.m.
+
+My dear friend,
+
+I have a happy habit of making the best of all things; and being just
+at this time as uncomfortable as the dust and bustle, and all the
+disagreeables of an inn in a large filthy manufacturing city can make
+me, I have called for pen, ink, and paper, and am actually writing in
+the bar, the door open to the yard opposite to this unwiped table, the
+doors open to the public room, where two men are dining, and talking
+French, and a woman servant at my elbow is lighting a fire for our
+party. Presently the folding-doors are to be shut, the ladies are to
+descend from their chambers, the bar will be kept appropriated to our
+house, the male part of the company will get into good humour, dinner
+will be ready, and then I must lay aside the grey goose-quill. As a
+preliminary to these promised comforts, the servant is mopping the
+hearth, which is composed (like a tesselated pavement) of little
+bricks about two inches long by half an inch wide, set within a broad
+black stone frame. The fuel is of fire-balls, a mixture of pulverized
+coal and clay. I have seen a great deal and heard a great deal,--more,
+indeed, than I can keep pace with in my journal, though I strive hard
+to do it; but I minute down short notes in my pencil-book with all
+possible care, and hope, in the end, to lose nothing....
+
+Flanders is a most interesting country. Bruges, the most striking city
+I have ever seen, an old city in perfect preservation. It seems as if
+not a house had been built during the last two centuries, and not a
+house suffered to pass to decay. The poorest people seem to be well
+lodged, and there is a general air of sufficiency, cleanliness,
+industry, and comfort, which I have never seen in any other place. The
+cities have grown worse as we advanced. At Namur we reached a dirty
+city, situated in a romantic country; the Meuse there reminded me of
+the Thames from your delightful house, an island in size and shape
+resembling that upon which I have often wished for a grove of poplars,
+coming just in the same position. From thence along the river to this
+abominable place, the country is, for the greater part, as lovely as
+can be imagined....
+
+Our weather hitherto has been delightful. This was especially
+fortunate at Waterloo and at Ligny, where we had much ground to walk
+over. It would surprise you to see how soon nature has recovered from
+the injuries of war. The ground is ploughed and sown, and grain and
+flowers and seeds already growing over the field of battle, which is
+still strewn with vestiges of the slaughter, caps, cartridges, boxes,
+hats, &c. We picked up some French cards and some bullets, and we
+purchased a French pistol and two of the eagles which the infantry
+wear upon their caps. What I felt upon this ground, it would be
+difficult to say; what I saw, and still more what I heard, there is no
+time at present for saying. In prose and in verse you shall some day
+hear the whole. At Les Quatre Bras, I saw two graves, which probably
+the dogs or the swine had opened. In the one were the ribs of a human
+body, projecting through the mould; in the other, the whole skeleton
+exposed. Some of our party told me of a third, in which the worms were
+at work, but I shrunk from the sight. You will rejoice to hear that
+the English are as well spoken of for their deportment in peace as in
+war. It is far otherwise with the Prussians. Concerning them there is
+but one opinion; their brutality is said to exceed that of the French,
+and of their intolerable insolence I have heard but too many proofs.
+That abominable old Frederic made them a military nation, and this is
+the inevitable consequence. This very day we passed a party on their
+way towards France--some hundred or two. Two gentlemen and two ladies
+of the country, in a carriage, had come up with them; and these
+ruffians would not allow them to pass, but compelled them to wait and
+follow the slow pace of foot soldiers! This we ourselves saw. Next to
+the English, the Belgians have the best character for discipline....
+
+I bought at Bruges a French History of Brazil, just published by M.
+Alphonse de Beauchamp, in 3 vols. 8vo. He says, in his Preface, that
+having finished the first two volumes, he thought it advisable to see
+if any new light had been thrown upon the subject by modern authors.
+Meantime, a compilation upon this history had appeared in England,
+but the English author, Mr. Southey, had brought no new lights; he had
+promised much for his second volume, but the hope of literary Europe
+had been again deceived, for this second volume, so emphatically
+promised, had not appeared. I dare say no person regrets this delay
+so much as M. Beauchamp, he having stolen the whole of his two first
+volumes, and about the third part of the other, from the very Mr.
+Southey whom he abuses. He has copied my references as the list of his
+own authorities (MSS. and all), and he has committed blunders which
+prove, beyond all doubt, that he does not understand Portuguese. I
+have been much diverted by this fellow's impudence.
+
+The table is laid, and the knives and forks rattling a pleasant note
+of preparation, as the woman waiter arranges them.
+
+God bless you! I have hurried through the sheet, and thus pleasantly
+beguiled what would have been a very unpleasant hour. We are all well,
+and your god-daughter has seen a live emperor at Brussels. I feel the
+disadvantage of speaking French ill, and understanding it by the ear
+worse. Nevertheless, I speak it without remorse, make myself somehow
+or other understood, and get at what I want to know. Once more, God
+bless you, my dear friend.
+
+
+
+To HENRY TAYLOR
+
+_Anastasius Hope_
+
+
+Keswick, 15 _July_, 1831.
+
+... Have you seen the strange book which Anastasius Hope left
+for publication, and which his representatives, in spite of all
+dissuasion, have published? His notion of immortality and heaven is,
+that at the consummation of all things he, and you, and I, and John
+Murray, and Nebuchadnezzar, and Lambert the fat man, and the living
+skeleton, and Queen Elizabeth, and the Hottentot Venus, and Thurtell,
+and Probert, and the twelve Apostles, and the noble army of martyrs,
+and Genghis Khan, and all his armies, and Noah with all his ancestors
+and all his posterity--yea, all men and all women, and all children
+that have ever been or ever shall be, saints and sinners alike--are
+all to be put together, and made into one great celestial eternal
+human being. He does not seem to have known how nearly this approaches
+to Swedenborg's fancy. I do not like the scheme. I don't like the
+notion of being mixed up with Hume, and Hunt, and Whittle Harvey, and
+Philpotts, and Lord Althorpe, and the Huns, and the Hottentots, and
+the Jews, and the Philistines, and the Scotch, and the Irish. God
+forbid! I hope to be I myself; I, in an English heaven, with you
+yourself--you, and some others, without whom heaven would be no heaven
+to me. God bless you!
+
+
+
+TO EDWARD MOXON
+
+_Recollections of the Lambs_
+
+
+Keswick, 2 _Feb._ 1836.
+
+My dear sir,
+
+I have been too closely engaged in clearing off the second volume of
+Cowper to reply to your inquiries concerning poor Lamb sooner. His
+acquaintance with Coleridge began at Christ's Hospital; Lamb was
+some two years, I think, his junior. Whether he was ever one of the
+_Grecians_ there, might be ascertained, I suppose, by inquiring. My
+own impression is, that he was not. Coleridge introduced me to him
+in the winter of 1794-5, and to George Dyer also, from whom, if his
+memory has not failed, you might probably learn more of Lamb's early
+history than from any other person. Lloyd, Wordsworth, and Hazlitt
+became known to him through their connexion with Coleridge.
+
+When I saw the family (one evening only, and at that time), they were
+lodging somewhere near Lincoln's Inn, on the western side (I forget
+the street), and were evidently in uncomfortable circumstances. The
+father and mother were both living; and I have some dim recollection
+of the latter's invalid appearance. The father's senses had failed him
+before that time. He published some poems in quarto. Lamb showed me
+once an imperfect copy: the _Sparrow's Wedding_ was the title of the
+longest piece, and this was the author's favourite; he liked, in his
+dotage, to hear Charles read it.
+
+His most familiar friend, when I first saw him, was White, who held
+some office at Christ's Hospital, and continued intimate with him as
+long as he lived. You know what Elia says of him. He and Lamb were
+joint authors of the _Original Letters of Falstaff_. Lamb, I believe,
+first appeared as an author in the second edition of Coleridge's
+_Poems_ (Bristol, 1797), and, secondly, in the little volume of blank
+verse with Lloyd (1798). Lamb, Lloyd, and White were inseparable in
+1798; the two latter at one time lodged together, though no two men
+could be imagined more unlike each other. Lloyd had no drollery in his
+nature; White seemed to have nothing else. You will easily understand
+how Lamb could sympathize with both.
+
+Lloyd, who used to form sudden friendships, was all but a stranger
+to me, when unexpectedly he brought Lamb down to visit me at a little
+village (Burton) near Christchurch, in Hampshire, where I was lodging
+in a very humble cottage. This was in the summer of 1797, and then, or
+in the following year, my correspondence with Lamb began. I saw more
+of him in 1802 than at any other time, for I was then six months
+resident in London. His visit to this county was before I came to it;
+it must have been either in that or in the following year: it was to
+Lloyd and to Coleridge.
+
+I had forgotten one of his schoolfellows, who is still living--C.V.
+Le Grice, a clergyman at or near Penzance. From him you might learn
+something of his boyhood.
+
+Cottle has a good likeness of Lamb, in chalk, taken by an artist named
+Robert Hancock, about the year 1798. It looks older than Lamb was at
+that time; but he was old-looking.
+
+Coleridge introduced him to Godwin, shortly after the first number
+of the _Anti-Jacobin Magazine and Review_ was published, with a
+caricature of Gillray's, in which Coleridge and I were introduced with
+asses' heads, and Lloyd and Lamb as toad and frog. Lamb got warmed
+with whatever was on the table, became disputatious, and said things
+to Godwin which made him quietly say, 'Pray, Mr. Lamb, are you toad
+or frog?' Mrs. Coleridge will remember the scene, which was to her
+sufficiently uncomfortable. But the next morning S.T.C. called on
+Lamb, and found Godwin breakfasting with him, from which time their
+intimacy began.
+
+His angry letter to me in the _Magazine_ arose out of a notion that
+an expression of mine in the _Quarterly Review_ would hurt the sale of
+_Elia_; some one, no doubt, had said that it would. I meant to serve
+the book, and very well remember how the offence happened. I had
+written that it wanted nothing to render it altogether delightful but
+a _saner_ religious feeling. _This_ would have been the proper word if
+any other person had written the book. Feeling its extreme unfitness
+as soon as it was written, I altered it immediately for the first word
+which came into my head, intending to remodel the sentence when it
+should come to me in the proof; and that proof never came. There can
+be no objection to your printing all that passed upon the occasion,
+beginning with the passage in the _Quarterly Review_, and giving his
+letter.
+
+I have heard Coleridge say that, in a fit of derangement, Lamb fancied
+himself to be young Norval. He told me this in relation to one of his
+poems.
+
+If you will print my lines to him upon his _Album Verses_, I will
+send you a corrected copy. You received his letters, I trust, which
+Cuthbert took with him to town in October. I wish they had been more,
+and wish, also, that I had more to tell you concerning him, and what
+I have told were of more value. But it is from such fragments of
+recollection, and such imperfect notices, that the materials for
+biography must, for the most part, be collected.
+
+
+
+
+=CHARLES LAMB=
+
+1775-1834
+
+
+
+TO SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE
+
+_Temporary frenzy_
+
+
+27 _May_, 1796.
+
+... Coleridge! I know not what suffering scenes you have gone through
+at Bristol. My life has been somewhat diversified of late. The six
+weeks that finished last year and began this, your very humble servant
+spent very agreeably in a madhouse, at Hoxton. I am got somewhat
+rational now, and don't bite anyone. But mad I was! And many a vagary
+my imagination played with me, enough to make a volume, if all were
+told. My sonnets I have extended to the number of nine since I saw
+you, and will some day communicate to you. I am beginning a poem
+in blank verse, which, if I finish, I publish.... Coleridge! it may
+convince you of my regards for you when I tell you my head ran on you
+in my madness, as much almost as on another person, who I am inclined
+to think was the more immediate cause of my temporary frenzy.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A friend in need_
+
+
+_Thursday, 11 June_, 1796.
+
+... After all, you cannot, nor ever will, write anything with which I
+shall be so delighted as what I have heard yourself repeat. You came
+to town, and I saw you at a time when your heart was yet bleeding
+with recent wounds. Like yourself, I was sore galled with disappointed
+hope. You had
+
+ --many an holy lay
+ That, mourning, soothed the mourner on his way;
+
+I had ears of sympathy to drink them in, and they yet vibrate pleasant
+on the sense. When I read in your little volume your nineteenth
+effusion, or the twenty-eighth or twenty-ninth, or what you call the
+_Sigh_, I think I hear _you_ again. I image to myself the little smoky
+room at the _Salutation and Cat_, where we have sat together through
+the winter nights, beguiling the cares of life with Poesy. When you
+left London, I felt a dismal void in my heart. I found myself cut off,
+at one and the same time, from two most dear to me. 'How blest with
+ye the path could I have trod of quiet life!' In your conversation you
+had blended so many pleasant fancies that they cheated me of my grief.
+But in your absence the tide of melancholy rushed in again, and did
+its worst mischief by overwhelming my reason. I have recovered, but
+feel a stupor that makes me indifferent to the hopes and fears of
+this life. I sometimes wish to introduce a religious turn of mind,
+but habits are strong things, and my religious fervours are confined,
+alas! to some fleeting moments of occasional solitary devotion. A
+correspondence, opening with you, has roused me a little from my
+lethargy, and made me conscious of existence. Indulge me in it: I will
+not be very troublesome! At some future time I will amuse you with
+an account, as full as my memory will permit, of the strange turn my
+frenzy took. I look back upon it at times with a gloomy kind of envy:
+for, while it lasted, I had many, many hours of pure happiness. Dream
+not, Coleridge, of having tasted all the grandeur and wildness of
+fancy till you have gone mad! All now seems to me vapid, comparatively
+so.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The tragedy_
+
+
+27 _Sept_. 1796.
+
+MY DEAREST FRIEND,
+
+White, or some of my friends, or the public papers, by this time may
+have informed you of the terrible calamities that have fallen on
+our family. I will only give you the outlines: My poor dear, dearest
+sister, in a fit of insanity, has been the death of our own mother. I
+was at hand only time enough to snatch the knife out of her grasp. She
+is at present in a madhouse, from whence I fear she must be moved to
+an hospital. God has preserved to me my senses; I eat, and drink, and
+sleep, and have my judgement, I believe, very sound. My poor father
+was slightly wounded, and I am left to take care of him and my aunt.
+Mr. Norris, of the Bluecoat School, has been very kind to us, and we
+have no other friend; but, thank God, I am very calm and composed, and
+able to do the best that remains to do. Write as religious a letter as
+possible, but no mention of what is gone and done with. With me 'the
+former things are passed away', and I have something more to do than
+to feel.
+
+God Almighty have us in His keeping!
+
+Mention nothing of poetry. I have destroyed every vestige of past
+vanities of that kind. Do as you please, but if you publish, publish
+mine (I give free leave) without name or initial, and never send me a
+book, I charge you.
+
+Your own judgement will convince you not to take any notice of this
+yet to your dear wife. You look after your family; I have reason
+and strength left to take care of mine. I charge you, don't think of
+coming to see me. Write. I will not see you if you come. God Almighty
+love you and all of us!
+
+
+
+TO WILLIAM WORDSWORTH
+
+_The delights of London_
+
+
+30 _Jan_. 1801.
+
+I ought before this to have replied to your very kind invitation into
+Cumberland. With you and your sister I could gang anywhere; but I am
+afraid whether I shall ever be able to afford so desperate a journey.
+Separate from the pleasure of your company, I don't much care if I
+never see a mountain in my life. I have passed all my days in London,
+until I have formed as many and intense local attachments as any of
+you mountaineers can have done with dead Nature. The lighted shops of
+the Strand and Fleet Street; the innumerable trades, tradesmen, and
+customers, coaches, waggons, playhouses; all the bustle and wickedness
+round about Covent Garden; the very women of the Town; the watchmen,
+drunken scenes, rattles;--life awake, if you awake, at all hours of
+the night; the crowds, the very dirt and mud, the sun shining upon
+houses and pavements, the printshops, the old book-stalls, parsons
+cheapening books, coffee-houses, steams of soups from kitchens, the
+pantomimes--London itself a pantomime and a masquerade--all these
+things work themselves into my mind, and feed me, without a power
+of satiating me. The wonder of these sights impels me often into
+night-walks about her crowded streets, and I often shed tears in the
+motley Strand from fullness of joy at so much life. All these
+emotions must be strange to you; so are your rural emotions to me. But
+consider, what must I have been doing all my life, not to have lent
+great portions of my heart with usury to such scenes?
+
+My attachments are all local, purely local. I have no passion (or have
+had none since I was in love, and then it was the spurious engendering
+of poetry and books) to groves and valleys. The rooms where I was
+born, the furniture which has been before my eyes all my life, a
+book-case which has followed me about like a faithful dog, (only
+exceeding him in knowledge,) wherever I have moved, old chairs,
+old tables, streets, squares, where I have sunned myself, my old
+school,--these are my mistresses,--have I not enough, without your
+mountains? I do not envy you. I should pity you, did I not know that
+the mind will make friends of anything. Your sun, and moon, and skies,
+and hills, and lakes, affect me no more, or scarcely come to me in
+more venerable characters, than as a gilded room with tapestry and
+tapers, where I might live with handsome visible objects. I consider
+the clouds above me but as a roof beautifully painted, but unable to
+satisfy the mind: and at last, like the pictures of the apartment of
+a connoisseur, unable to afford him any longer a pleasure. So fading
+upon me, from disuse, have been the beauties of Nature, as they have
+been confinedly called; so ever fresh, and green, and warm are all the
+inventions of men, and assemblies of men in this great city. I should
+certainly have laughed with dear Joanna.
+
+Give my kindest love, and my sister's, to D. and yourself; and a kiss
+from me to little Barbara Lewthwaite. Thank you for liking my play!
+
+
+
+TO THOMAS MANNING
+
+_At the Lakes_
+
+
+London, 24 _Sept_. 1802.
+
+My dear Manning,
+
+Since the date of my last letter I have been a traveller. A strong
+desire seized me of visiting remote regions. My first impulse was to
+go and see Paris. It was a trivial objection to my aspiring mind, that
+I did not understand a word of the language, since I certainly intend
+some time in my life to see Paris, and equally certainly intend never
+to learn the language; therefore that could be no objection. However,
+I am very glad I did not go, because you had left Paris (I see) before
+I could have set out. I believe Stoddart promising to go with me
+another year prevented that plan. My next scheme (for to my restless,
+ambitious mind London was become a bed of thorns) was to visit the
+far-famed peak in Derbyshire, where the Devil sits, they say, without
+breeches. _This_ my purer mind rejected as indelicate. And my final
+resolve was a tour to the Lakes. I set out with Mary to Keswick,
+without giving Coleridge any notice, for my time, being precious, did
+not admit of it. He received us with all the hospitality in the world,
+and gave up his time to show us all the wonders of the country. He
+dwells upon a small hill by the side of Keswick, in a comfortable
+house, quite enveloped on all sides by a net of mountains: great
+floundering bears and monsters they seemed, all couchant and asleep.
+We got in in the evening, travelling in a post-chaise from Penrith, in
+the midst of a gorgeous sunshine, which transmuted all the mountains
+into colours, purple, &c., &c. We thought we had got into fairy-land.
+But that went off (as it never came again; while we stayed we had no
+more fine sunsets); and we entered Coleridge's comfortable study just
+in the dusk, when the mountains were all dark with clouds upon their
+heads. Such an impression I never received from objects of sight
+before, nor do I suppose I can ever again. Glorious creatures, fine
+old fellows, Skiddaw, &c. I shall never forget ye, how ye lay about
+that night, like an intrenchment; gone to bed, as it seemed for the
+night, but promising that ye were to be seen in the morning. Coleridge
+had got a blazing fire in his study; which is a large, antique,
+ill-shaped room, with an old-fashioned organ, never played upon, big
+enough for a church, shelves of scattered folios, an Aeolian harp, and
+an old sofa, half bed, &c. And all looking out upon the last fading
+view of Skiddaw, and his broad-breasted brethren: what a night! Here
+we stayed three full weeks, in which time I visited Wordsworth's
+cottage, where we stayed a day or two with the Clarksons (good people,
+and most hospitable, at whose house we tarried one day and night), and
+saw Lloyd. The Wordsworths were gone to Calais. They have since been
+in London, and passed much time with us: he is now gone into Yorkshire
+to be married. So we have seen Keswick, Grasmere, Ambleside, Ulswater
+(where the Clarksons live), and a place at the other end of Ulswater;
+I forget the name; to which we travelled on a very sultry day, over
+the middle of Helvellyn. We have clambered up to the top of Skiddaw,
+and I have waded up the bed of Lodore. In fine, I have satisfied
+myself that there is such a thing as that which tourists call
+_romantic_, which I very much suspected before: they make such a
+spluttering about it, and toss their splendid epithets around them,
+till they give as dim a light as at four o'clock next morning the
+lamps do after an illumination. Mary was excessively tired when she
+got about half-way up Skiddaw, but we came to a cold rill (than which
+nothing can be imagined more cold, running over cold stones), and with
+the reinforcement of a draught of cold water, she surmounted it most
+manfully. Oh, its fine black head, and the bleak air atop of it, with
+a prospect of mountains all about and about, making you giddy; and
+then Scotland afar off, and the border countries so famous in song and
+ballad! It was a day that will stand out, like a mountain, I am sure,
+in my life. But I am returned (I have now been come home near three
+weeks; I was a month out), and you cannot conceive the degradation
+I felt at first, from being accustomed to wander free as air among
+mountains, and bathe in rivers without being controlled by any one, to
+come home and _work_. I felt very _little_. I had been dreaming I was
+a very great man. But that is going off, and I find I shall conform
+in time to that state of life to which it has pleased God to call me.
+Besides, after all, Fleet Street and the Strand are better places to
+live in for good and all than amidst Skiddaw. Still, I turn back to
+those great places where I wandered about, participating in their
+greatness. After all, I could not _live_ in Skiddaw. I could spend
+a year, two, three years among them, but I must have a prospect of
+seeing Fleet Street at the end of that time, or I should mope and pine
+away, I know. Still, Skiddaw is a fine creature.
+
+My habits are changing, I think, i.e. from drunk to sober. Whether
+I shall be happier or not remains to be proved. I shall certainly be
+more happy in a morning; but whether I shall not sacrifice the
+fat, and the marrow, and the kidneys, i.e. the night, glorious,
+care-drowning night, that heals all our wrongs, pours wine into our
+mortifications, changes the scene from indifferent and flat to bright
+and brilliant!--O Manning, if I should have formed a diabolical
+resolution, by the time you come to England, of not admitting any
+spirituous liquors into my house, will you be my guest on such
+shame-worthy terms? Is life, with such limitations, worth trying? The
+truth is, that my liquors bring a nest of friendly harpies about
+my house, who consume me. This is a pitiful tale to be read at St.
+Gothard, but it is just now nearest my heart. Fenwick is a ruined man.
+He is hiding himself from his creditors, and has sent his wife and
+children into the country. Fell, my other drunken companion (that has
+been: _nam hic caestus artemque repono_), is turned editor of a Naval
+Chronicle. Godwin continues a steady friend, though the same facility
+does not remain of visiting him often. X. has detached Marshall from
+his house; Marshall, the man who went to sleep when the _Ancient
+Mariner_ was reading; the old, steady, unalterable friend of the
+Professor. Holcraft is not yet come to town. I expect to see him, and
+will deliver your message. Things come crowding in to say, and no
+room for 'em. Some things are too little to be told, i.e. to have a
+preference; some are too big and circumstantial. Thanks for yours,
+which was most delicious. Would I had been with you, benighted, &c.!
+I fear my head is turned with wandering. I shall never be the same
+acquiescent being. Farewell. Write again quickly, for I shall not
+like to hazard a letter, not knowing where the fates have carried you.
+Farewell, my dear fellow.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Dissuasion from Tartary_
+
+
+19 _Feb_. 1803.
+
+MY DEAR MANNING,
+
+The general scope of your letter afforded no indications of insanity,
+but some particular points raised a scruple. For God's sake don't
+think any more of 'Independent Tartary'. What are you to do among such
+Ethiopians? Is there no _lineal descendant_ of Prester John? Is the
+chair empty? Is the sword unswayed?--depend upon it they'll never
+make you their king, as long as any branch of that great stock
+is remaining. I tremble for your Christianity.... Read Sir John
+Mandeville's Travels to cure you, or come over to England. There is
+a Tartar-man now exhibiting at Exeter Change. Come and talk with him,
+and hear what he says first. Indeed, he is no very favourable specimen
+of his countrymen! But perhaps the best thing you can do, is to _try_
+to get the idea out of your head. For this purpose repeat to yourself
+every night, after you have said your prayers, the words, Independent
+Tartary, Independent Tartary, two or three times, and associate with
+them the _idea_ of _oblivion_ ('tis Hartley's method with obstinate
+memories), or say, Independent, Independent, have I not already got
+an _independence_? That was a clever way of the old Puritans,
+pun-divinity. My dear friend, think what a sad pity it would be to
+bury such _parts_ in heathen countries, among nasty, unconversable,
+horse-belching, Tartar-people! Some say they are Cannibals; and then,
+conceive a Tartar-fellow _eating_ my friend, and adding the _cool
+malignity_ of mustard and vinegar! I am afraid 'tis the reading of
+Chaucer has misled you; his foolish stories about Cambuscan, and the
+ring, and the horse of brass. Believe me, there are no such things,
+'tis all the poet's _invention_; but if there were such darling things
+as old Chaucer sings, I would _up_ behind you on the horse of brass,
+and frisk off for Prester John's country. But these are all tales;
+a horse of brass never flew, and a king's daughter never talked with
+birds! The Tartars, really, are a cold, insipid, smouchy set. You'll
+be sadly moped (if you are not eaten) among them. Pray _try_ and cure
+yourself. Take hellebore (the counsel is Horace's, 'twas none of my
+thought _originally_). Shave yourself oftener. Eat no saffron, for
+saffron-eaters contract a terrible Tartar-like yellow. Pray, to avoid
+the fiend. Eat nothing that gives the heart-burn. _Shave the upper_
+_lip_. Go about like an European. Read no books of voyages (they are
+nothing but lies), only now and then a romance, to keep the fancy
+_under_. Above all, don't go to any sights of _wild beasts. That
+has been your ruin_. Accustom yourself to write familiar letters, on
+common subjects, to your friends in England, such as are of a moderate
+understanding. And think about common things more.... I supped last
+night with Rickman, and met a merry _natural_ captain, who pleases
+himself vastly with once having made a pun at Otaheite in the O.
+language. 'Tis the same man who said Shakespeare he liked, because
+he was so _much of the gentleman_. Rickman is a man 'absolute in all
+numbers'. I think I may one day bring you acquainted, if you do not
+go to Tartary first; for you'll never come back. Have a care, my dear
+friend, of Anthropophagi! their stomachs are always craving. 'Tis
+terrible to be weighed out at five pence a-pound. To sit at table (the
+reverse of fishes in Holland), not as a guest, but as a meat.
+
+God bless you: do come to England. Air and exercise may do great
+things. Talk with some minister. Why not your father?
+
+God dispose all for the best. I have discharged my duty.
+
+
+
+To MRS. WORDSWORTH
+
+_Friends' importunities_
+
+
+East India House, 18 _Feb_. 1818.
+
+MY DEAR MRS. WORDSWORTH,
+
+I have repeatedly taken pen in hand to answer your kind letter. My
+sister should more properly have done it, but she having failed, I
+consider myself answerable for her debts. I am now trying to do it
+in the midst of commercial noises, and with a quill which seems more
+ready to glide into arithmetical figures and names of gourds, cassia,
+cardemoms, aloes, ginger, or tea, than into kindly responses and
+friendly recollections. The reason why I cannot write letters at home,
+is, that I am never alone. Plato's--(I write to W.W. now)--Plato's
+double-animal parted never longed more to be reciprocally re-united in
+the system of its first creation, than I sometimes do to be but for
+a moment single and separate. Except my morning's walk to the office,
+which is like treading on sands of gold for that reason, I am never
+so. I cannot walk home from office but some officious friend offers
+his unwelcome courtesies to accompany me. All the morning I am
+pestered. I could sit and gravely cast up sums in great books, or
+compare sum with sum, and write 'paid' against this, and 'unpaid'
+against t'other, and yet reserve in some corner of my mind 'some
+darling thoughts all my own',--faint memory of some passage in a book,
+or the tone of an absent friend's voice--a snatch of Miss Burrell's
+singing, or a gleam of Fanny Kelly's divine plain face. The two
+operations might be going on at the same time without thwarting, as
+the sun's two motions (earth's, I mean), or, as I sometimes turn
+round till I am giddy, in my back parlour, while my sister is walking
+longitudinally in the front; or, as the shoulder of veal twists round
+with the spit, while the smoke wreathes up the chimney. But there are
+a set of amateurs of the Belles Lettres--the gay science--who come to
+me as a sort of rendezvous, putting questions of criticism, of British
+Institutions, Lalla Rookhs, &c.--what Coleridge said at the lecture
+last night--who have the form of reading men, but, for any possible
+use reading can be to them, but to talk of, might as well have been
+Ante-Cadmeans born, or have lain sucking out the sense of an Egyptian
+hieroglyph as long as the pyramids will last, before they should
+find it. These pests worrit me at business, and in all its intervals,
+perplexing my accounts, poisoning my little salutary warming-time at
+the fire, puzzling my paragraphs if I take a newspaper, cramming in
+between my own free thoughts and a column of figures, which had come
+to an amicable compromise but for them. Their noise ended, one of
+them, as I said, accompanies me home, lest I should be solitary for
+a moment; he at length takes his welcome leave at the door; up I go,
+mutton on table, hungry as hunter, hope to forget my cares, and bury
+them in the agreeable abstraction of mastication; knock at the door,
+in comes Mr. ----, or Mr. ----, or Demi-gorgon, or my brother, or
+somebody, to prevent my eating alone--a process absolutely
+necessary to my poor wretched digestion. O, the pleasure of eating
+alone!--eating my dinner alone! let me think of it. But in they
+come, and make it absolutely necessary that I should open a bottle of
+orange--for my meat turns into stone when anyone dines with me, if I
+have not wine. Wine can mollify stones; then _that_ wine turns into
+acidity, acerbity, misanthropy, a hatred of my interrupters--(God
+bless 'em! I love some of 'em dearly), and with the hatred, a still
+greater aversion to their going away. Bad is the dead sea they bring
+upon me, choking and deadening, but worse is the deader dry sand they
+leave me on, if they go before bed-time. Come never, I would say to
+these spoilers of my dinner; but if you come, never go! The fact is,
+this interruption does not happen very often; but every time it comes
+by surprise, that present bane of my life, orange wine, with all its
+dreary stifling consequences, follows. Evening company I should always
+like had I any mornings, but I am saturated with human faces (_divine_
+forsooth!) and voices all the golden morning; and five evenings in a
+week would be as much as I should covet to be in company, but I
+assure you that is a wonderful week in which I can get two, or one, to
+myself. I am never C.L., but always C.L. & Co. He who thought it
+not good for man to be alone, preserve me from the more prodigious
+monstrosity of being never by myself! I forget bed-time, but even
+there these sociable frogs clamber up to annoy me. Once a week,
+generally some singular evening that, being alone, I go to bed at the
+hour I ought always to be a-bed; just close to my bed-room window is
+the club-room of a public-house, where a set of singers, I take them
+to be chorus singers of the two theatres (it must be _both of them_),
+begin their orgies. They are a set of fellows (as I conceive) who,
+being limited by their talents to the burthen of the song at the
+play-houses, in revenge have got the common popular airs by Bishop, or
+some cheap composer, arranged for choruses, that is, to be sung all in
+chorus. At least, I never can catch any of the text of the plain song,
+nothing but the Babylonish choral howl at the tail on't. 'That fury
+being quench'd'--the howl I mean--a burden succeeds of shouts and
+clapping, and knocking of the table. At length overtasked nature drops
+under it, and escapes for a few hours into the society of the sweet
+silent creatures of dreams, which go away with mocks and mows at
+cockcrow. And then I think of the words Christabel's father used
+(bless me, I have dipt in the wrong ink!) to say every morning by way
+of variety when he awoke:
+
+ Every knell, the Baron saith,
+ Wakes us up to a world of death--
+
+or something like it. All I mean by this senseless interrupted tale,
+is, that by my central situation I am a little over-companied. Not
+that I have any animosity against the good creatures that are so
+anxious to drive away the harpy solitude from me. I like 'em, and
+cards, and a cheerful glass; but I mean merely to give you an idea
+between office confinement and after-office society, how little time
+I can call my own. I mean only to draw a picture, not to make an
+inference. I would not that I know of have it otherwise. I only wish
+sometimes I could exchange some of my faces and voices for the faces
+and voices which a late visitation brought most welcome, and carried
+away, leaving regret, but more pleasure, even a kind of gratitude, at
+being so often favoured with that kind northern visitation. My London
+faces and noises don't hear me--I mean no disrespect, or I should
+explain myself, that instead of their return 220 times a year, and
+the return of W.W., &c., seven times in 104 weeks, some more equal
+distribution might be found. I have scarce room to put in Mary's kind
+love, and my poor name ...--goes on lecturing.... I mean to hear some
+of the course, but lectures are not much to my taste, whatever the
+lecturer may be. If _read_, they are dismal flat, and you can't think
+why you are brought together to hear a man read his works, which you
+could read so much better at leisure yourself; if delivered extempore,
+I am always in pain, lest the gift of utterance should suddenly fail
+the orator in the middle, as it did me at the dinner given in honour
+of me at the London Tavern. 'Gentlemen,' said I, and there I stopped;
+the rest my feelings were under the necessity of supplying. Mrs.
+Wordsworth _will_ go on, kindly haunting us with visions of seeing the
+lakes once more, which never can be realised. Between us there is a
+great gulf, not of inexplicable moral antipathies and distances, I
+hope, as there seemed to be between me and that gentleman concerned
+in the Stamp Office, that I so strangely recoiled from at Haydon's. I
+think I had an instinct that he was the head of an office. I hate all
+such people--accountants' deputy accountants. The dear abstract notion
+of the East India Company, as long as she is unseen, is pretty, rather
+poetical; but as she makes herself manifest by the persons of such
+beasts, I loathe and detest her as the scarlet what-do-you-call-her
+of Babylon. I thought, after abridging us of all our red-letter days,
+they had done their worst; but I was deceived in the length to which
+heads of offices, those true liberty-haters, can go. They are the
+tyrants; not Ferdinand, nor Nero. By a decree passed this week, they
+have abridged us of the immemorially-observed custom of going at one
+o'clock of a Saturday, the little shadow of a holiday left us. Dear
+W.W., be thankful for liberty.
+
+
+
+To SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE
+
+_The famous pigling_
+
+
+9 _March_, 1822.
+
+DEAR COLERIDGE,
+
+It gives me great satisfaction to hear that the pig turned out so
+well: they are such interesting creatures at a certain age. What a
+pity such buds should blow out into the maturity of rank bacon! You
+had all some of the crackling and brain sauce. Did you remember to rub
+it with butter, and gently dredge it a little, just before the crisis?
+Did the eyes come away kindly with no Oedipean avulsion? Was the
+crackling the colour of the ripe pomegranate? Had you no complement of
+boiled neck of mutton before it, to blunt the edge of delicate desire?
+Did you flesh maiden teeth in it? Not that _I_ sent the pig, or can
+form the remotest guess what part Owen could play in the business. I
+never knew him give anything away in my life. He would not begin with
+strangers. I suspect the pig, after all, was meant for me; but at the
+unlucky juncture of time being absent, the present somehow went round
+to Highgate. To confess an honest truth, a pig is one of those things
+which I could never think of sending away. Teal, widgeon, snipes,
+barn-door fowls, ducks, geese--your tame villatic things--Welsh
+mutton, collars of brawn, sturgeon, fresh or pickled, your potted
+char, Swiss cheeses, French pies, early grapes, muscadines, I impart
+as freely unto my friends as to myself. They are but self extended,
+but pardon me if I stop somewhere. Where the fine feeling of
+benevolence giveth a higher smack than the sensual rarity, there my
+friends (or any good man) may command me; but pigs are pigs, and
+I myself therein am nearest to myself. Nay, I should think it an
+affront, an undervaluing done to Nature who bestowed such a boon upon
+me, if in a churlish mood I parted with the precious gift. One of the
+bitterest pangs of remorse I ever felt was when a child--when my kind
+old aunt had strained her pocket-strings to bestow a sixpenny
+whole plum-cake upon me. In my way home through the Borough I met a
+venerable old man, not a mendicant, but thereabouts; a look-beggar,
+not a verbal petitionist; and in the coxcombry of taught charity I
+gave away the cake to him. I walked on a little in all the pride of an
+Evangelical peacock, when of a sudden my old aunt's kindness crossed
+me; the sum it was to her; the pleasure she had a right to expect
+that I--not the old impostor--should take in eating her cake; the
+ingratitude by which, under the colour of a Christian virtue, I had
+frustrated her cherished purpose. I sobbed, wept, and took it to
+heart so grievously, that I think I never suffered the like; and I was
+right. It was a piece of unfeeling hypocrisy, and it proved a lesson
+to me ever after. The cake has long been masticated, consigned to
+the dunghill with the ashes of that unseasonable pauper. But when
+Providence, who is better to us than all our aunts, gives me a pig,
+remembering my temptation and my fall, I shall endeavour to act
+towards it more in the spirit of the donor's purpose.
+
+Yours (short of pig) to command in every thing.
+
+
+
+To BERNARD BARTON
+
+_A blessing in disguise_
+
+
+9 _Jan_. 1823.
+
+'Throw yourself on the world without any rational plan of support,
+beyond what the chance employ of booksellers would afford you'!!!
+
+Throw yourself rather, my dear sir, from the steep Tarpeian rock,
+slap-dash headlong upon iron spikes. If you have but five consolatory
+minutes between the desk and the bed, make much of them, and live a
+century in them, rather than turn slave to the booksellers. They are
+Turks and Tartars when they have poor authors at their beck. Hitherto
+you have been at arm's length from them. Come not within their grasp.
+I have known many authors want for bread, some repining, others
+envying the blessed security of a counting-house, all agreeing they
+had rather have been tailors, weavers--what not? rather than the
+things they were. I have known some starved, some to go mad, one dear
+friend literally dying in a workhouse. You know not what a rapacious,
+dishonest set these booksellers are. Ask even Southey, who (a single
+case almost) has made a fortune by book-drudgery, what he has found
+them. Oh, you know not, may you never know, the miseries of subsisting
+by authorship! 'Tis a pretty appendage to a situation like yours or
+mine; but a slavery, worse than all slavery, to be a bookseller's
+dependant, to drudge your brains for pots of ale, and breasts of
+mutton, _to change your_ FREE THOUGHTS _and_ VOLUNTARY NUMBERS _for
+ungracious_ TASK-WORK. Those fellows hate _us_. The reason I take to
+be, that contrary to other trades, in which the master gets all the
+credit (a jeweller or silversmith for instance,) and the journeyman,
+who really does the fine work, is in the background: in _our_ work
+the world gives all the credit to us, whom _they_ consider as _their_
+journeymen, and therefore do they hate us, and cheat us, and oppress
+us, and would wring the blood of us out, to put another sixpence in
+their mechanic pouches!...
+
+Keep to your bank, and the bank will keep you. Trust not to the
+public; you may hang, starve, drown yourself, for anything that worthy
+_personage_ cares. I bless every star, that Providence, not seeing
+good to make me independent, has seen it next good to settle me upon
+the stable foundation of Leadenhall. Sit down, good B.B., in the
+banking-office: what! is there not from six to eleven p.m. six days
+in the week, and is there not all Sunday? Fie, what a superfluity
+of man's time, if you could think so! Enough for relaxation, mirth,
+converse, poetry, good thoughts, quiet thoughts. O the corroding,
+torturing, tormenting thoughts, that disturb the brain of the unlucky
+wight who must draw upon it for daily sustenance! Henceforth I retract
+all my fond complaints of mercantile employment; look upon them as
+lover's quarrels. I was but half in earnest. Welcome dead timber
+of the desk, that makes me live. A little grumbling is a wholesome
+medicine for the spleen, but in my inner heart do I approve and
+embrace this our close, but unharassing way of life. I am quite
+serious. If you can send me Fox, I will not keep it _six weeks_, and
+will return it, with warm thanks to yourself and friend, without blot
+or dog's-ear. You will much oblige me by this kindness.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A cold_
+
+
+9 _Jan_. 1824.
+
+DEAR B.B.,
+
+Do you know what it is to succumb under an insurmountable
+day-mare,--'a whoreson lethargy', Falstaff calls it,--an indisposition
+to do anything, or to be anything,--a total deadness and distaste,--a
+suspension of vitality,--an indifference to locality,--a numb,
+soporifical, good-for-nothingness,--an ossification all over,--an
+oyster-like insensibility to the passing events,--a mind-stupor,--a
+brawny defiance to the needles of a thrusting-in conscience? Did you
+ever have a very bad cold, with a total irresolution to submit to
+water-gruel processes? This has been for many weeks my lot, and my
+excuse; my fingers drag heavily over this paper, and to my thinking it
+is three-and-twenty furlongs from here to the end of this demi-sheet.
+I have not a thing to say; no thing is of more importance than
+another; I am flatter than a denial or a pancake; emptier than Judge
+----'s wig when the head is in it; duller than a country stage when
+the actors are off it; a cipher, an O! I acknowledge life at all, only
+by an occasional convulsional cough, and a permanent phlegmatic pain
+in the chest. I am weary of the world; life is weary of me. My day is
+gone into twilight, and I don't think it worth the expense of candles.
+My wick hath a thief in it, but I can't muster courage to snuff it.
+I inhale suffocation; I can't distinguish veal from mutton; nothing
+interests me. 'Tis twelve o'clock, and Thurtell is just now coming out
+upon the New Drop, Jack Ketch alertly tucking up his greasy sleeves
+to do the last office of mortality, yet cannot I elicit a groan or
+a moral reflection. If you told me the world will be at an end
+to-morrow, I should just say, 'Will it?' I have not volition enough
+left to dot my _i's_, much less to comb my eyebrows; my eyes are
+set in my head; my brains are gone out to see a poor relation in
+Moorflelds, and they did not say when they'd come back again; my skull
+is a Grub Street attic to let--not so much as a joint stool left in
+it; my hand writes, not I, from habit, as chickens run about a
+little, when their heads are off. O for a vigorous fit of gout, colic,
+toothache,--an earwig in my auditory, a fly in my visual organs; pain
+is life--the sharper, the more evidence of life; but this apathy, this
+death! Did you ever have an obstinate cold,--a six or seven weeks'
+unintermitting chill and suspension of hope, fear, conscience, and
+every thing? Yet do I try all I can to cure it; I try wine, and
+spirits, and smoking, and snuff in unsparing quantities, but they all
+only seem to make me worse instead of better. I sleep in a damp room,
+but it does me no good; I come home late o' nights, but do not find
+any visible amendment!...
+
+It is just fifteen minutes after twelve; Thurtell is by this time
+a good way on his journey, baiting at Scorpion perhaps; Ketch is
+bargaining for his cast coat and waistcoat; the Jew demurs at first at
+three half-crowns, but, on consideration that he may get somewhat by
+showing 'em in the town, finally closes.
+
+
+
+
+WILLIAM HAZLITT
+
+1778-1830
+
+
+
+To Miss Sarah Stoddart
+
+_A love-letter_
+
+
+Tuesday night [_Jan._ 1808].
+
+MY DEAR LOVE,
+
+Above a week has passed, and I have received no letter--not one of
+those letters 'in which I live, or have no life at all'. What is
+become of you? Are you married, hearing that I was dead (for so it has
+been reported)? Or are you gone into a nunnery? Or are you fallen in
+love with some of the amorous heroes of Boccaccio? Which of them is
+it? Is it with Chynon, who was transformed from a clown into a lover,
+and learned to spell by the force of beauty? Or with Lorenzo, the
+lover of Isabella, whom her three brethren hated (as your brother does
+me), who was a merchant's clerk? Or with Federigo Alberigi, an honest
+gentleman, who ran through his fortune, and won his mistress by
+cooking a fair falcon for her dinner, though it was the only means he
+had left of getting a dinner for himself? This last is the man; and
+I am the more persuaded of it, because I think I won your good liking
+myself by giving you an entertainment--of sausages, when I had no
+money to buy them with. Nay now, never deny it! Did I not ask your
+consent that very night after, and did you not give it? Well, I should
+be confoundedly jealous of those fine gallants, if I did not know that
+a living dog is better than a dead lion; though, now I think of it,
+Boccaccio does not in general make much of his lovers: it is his women
+who are so delicious. I almost wish I had lived in those times, and
+had been a little _more amiable_. Now if a woman had written the book,
+it would not have had this effect upon me: the men would have been
+heroes and angels, and the women nothing at all. Isn't there some
+truth in that? Talking of departed loves, I met my old flame the other
+day in the street. I did dream of her _one_ night since, and only one:
+every other night I have had the same dream I have had for these two
+months past. Now, if you are at all reasonable, this will satisfy you.
+
+_Thursday morning_. The book is come. When I saw it I thought you had
+sent it back in a _huff_, tired out by my sauciness, and _coldness_,
+and delays, and were going to keep an account of dimities and sayes,
+or to salt pork and chronicle small beer as the dutiful wife of some
+fresh-looking, rural swain; so that you cannot think how surprised
+and pleased I was to find them all done. I liked your note as well or
+better than the extracts; it is just such a note as such a nice rogue
+as you ought to write after the _provocation_ you had received. I
+would not give a pin for a girl 'whose cheeks never tingle', nor for
+myself if I could not make them tingle sometimes. Now, though I am
+always writing to you about 'lips and noses', and such sort of stuff,
+yet as I sit by my fireside (which I do generally eight or ten hours a
+day), I oftener think of you in a serious, sober light. For, indeed,
+I never love you so well as when I think of sitting down with you to
+dinner on a boiled scrag-end of mutton, and hot potatoes. You please
+my fancy more then than when I think of you in--no, you would never
+forgive me if I were to finish the sentence. Now I think of it, what
+do you mean to be dressed in when we are married? But it does not much
+matter! I wish you would let your hair grow; though perhaps nothing
+will be better than 'the same air and look with which at first my
+heart was took'. But now to business. I mean soon to call upon your
+brother _in form_, namely, as soon as I get quite well, which I hope
+to do in about another _fortnight_; and then I hope you will come up
+by the coach as fast as the horses can carry you, for I long mightily
+to be in your ladyship's presence--to vindicate my character. I think
+you had better sell the small house, I mean that at 4.10, and I will
+borrow £100. So that we shall set off merrily in spite of all the
+prudence of Edinburgh. Goodbye, little dear!
+
+
+
+TO HIS SON
+
+_Marriage, and the choice of a profession_
+
+
+[1822.]
+
+... If you ever marry, I would wish you to marry the woman you like.
+Do not be guided by the recommendations of friends. Nothing will
+atone for or overcome an original distaste. It will only increase from
+intimacy; and if you are to live separate, it is better not to come
+together. There is no use in dragging a chain through life, unless
+it binds one to the object we love. Choose a mistress from among your
+equals. You will be able to understand her character better, and she
+will be more likely to understand yours. Those in an inferior station
+to yourself will doubt your good intentions, and misapprehend your
+plainest expressions. All that you swear is to them a riddle or
+downright nonsense. You cannot by any possibility translate your
+thoughts into their dialect. They will be ignorant of the meaning of
+half you say, and laugh at the rest. As mistresses, they will have no
+sympathy with you; and as wives, you can have none with them.
+
+Women care nothing about poets, or philosophers, or politicians. They
+go by a man's looks and manner. Richardson calls them 'an eye-judging
+sex'; and I am sure he knew more about them than I can pretend to do.
+If you run away with a pedantic notion that they care a pin's point
+about your head or your heart, you will repent it too late....
+
+If I were to name one pursuit rather than another, I should wish you
+to be a good painter, if such a thing could be hoped. I have failed in
+this myself, and should wish you to be able to do what I have not--to
+paint like Claude, or Rembrandt, or Guido, or Vandyke, if it were
+possible. Artists, I think, who have succeeded in their chief object,
+live to be old, and are agreeable old men. Their minds keep alive
+to the last. Cosway's spirits never flagged till after ninety; and
+Nollekens, though nearly blind, passed all his mornings in giving
+directions about some group or bust in his workshop. You have seen Mr.
+Northcote, that delightful specimen of the last age. With what avidity
+he takes up his pencil, or lays it down again to talk of numberless
+things! His eye has not lost its lustre, nor 'paled its ineffectual
+fire'. His body is but a shadow: he himself is a pure spirit. There is
+a kind of immortality about this sort of ideal and visionary existence
+that dallies with Fate and baffles the grim monster, Death. If I
+thought you could make as clever an artist, and arrive at such an
+agreeable old age as Mr. Northcote, I should declare at once for your
+devoting yourself to this enchanting profession; and in that reliance,
+should feel less regret at some of my own disappointments, and little
+anxiety on your account!
+
+
+
+To CHARLES COWDEN CLARKE
+
+_The Life of Napoleon_
+
+
+7 _Dec_. [1827].
+
+DEAR SIR,
+
+I thought all the world agreed with me at present that Buonaparte was
+better than the Bourbons, or that a tyrant was better than tyranny.
+In my opinion, no one of an understanding above the rank of a lady's
+waiting-maid could ever have doubted this, though I alone said it ten
+years ago. It might be impolicy then and now for what I know, for the
+world stick to an opinion in appearance long after they have given it
+up in reality. I should like to know whether the preface is thought
+impolitic by some one who agrees with me in the main point, or by some
+one who differs with me and makes this excuse not to have his opinion
+contradicted? In Paris (_jubes regina renovare dolorem_) the preface
+was thought a masterpiece, the best and only possible defence of
+Buonaparte, and quite new _there_! It would be an impertinence in me
+to write a Life of Buonaparte after Sir W. without some such object as
+that expressed in the preface. After all, I do not care a _damn_ about
+the preface. It will get me on four pages somewhere else. Shall I
+retract my opinion altogether, and forswear my own book? Rayner is
+right to cry out: I think I have tipped him fair and foul copy, a lean
+rabbit and a fat one. The remainder of vol. ii will be ready to go on
+with, but not the beginning of the third. The appendixes had better
+be at the end of the second vol. Pray get them if you can: you have my
+Sieyes, have you not? One of them is there. I have been nearly in the
+other world. My regret was 'to die and leave the world "rough" copy'.
+Otherwise I had thought of an epitaph and a good end. Hic jacent
+reliquiae mortales Gulielmi Hazlitt, auctoris non intelligibilis:
+natus Maidstoniae in comi [ta] tu Cantiae, Apr. 10, 1778. Obiit
+Winterslowe, Dec., 1827. I think of writing an epistle to C. Lamb,
+Esq., to say that I have passed near the shadowy world, and have had
+new impressions of the vanity of this, with hopes of a better. Don't
+you think this would be good policy? Don't mention it to the severe
+author of the '_Press_', a poem, but me thinks the idea _arridet_
+Hone. He would give sixpence to see me floating, upon a pair of
+borrowed wings, half way between heaven and earth, and edifying
+the good people at my departure, whom I shall only scandalize by
+remaining. At present my study and contemplation is the leg of a
+stewed fowl. I have behaved like a saint, and been obedient to orders.
+
+_Non fit pugil_, &c., I got a violent spasm by walking fifteen miles
+in the mud, and getting into a coach with an old lady who would have
+the window open. Delicacy, moderation, complaisance, the _suaviter in
+modo_, whisper it about, my dear Clarke, these are my faults and have
+been my ruin.
+
+
+
+
+LEIGH HUNT
+
+1784-1859
+
+
+
+To JOSEPH SEVERN
+
+_A belated letter_[1]
+
+
+Vale of Health, Hampstead, 8 _March_, 1821
+
+DEAR SEVERN,
+
+You have concluded, of course, that I have sent no letters to Rome,
+because I was aware of the effect they would have on Keats's mind; and
+this is the principal cause; for, besides what I have been told about
+letters in Italy, I remember his telling me upon one occasion that, in
+his sick moments, he never wished to receive another letter, or ever
+to see another face, however friendly. But still I should have written
+to you, had I not been almost at death's door myself. You will imagine
+how ill I have been, when you hear that I have but just begun writing
+again for the _Examiner_ and _Indicator_, after an interval of
+several months, during which my flesh wasted from me with sickness
+and melancholy. Judge how often I thought of Keats, and with what
+feelings. Mr. Brown tells me he is comparatively calm now, or rather
+quite so. If he can bear to hear of us, pray tell him; but he knows it
+already, and can put it in better language than any man. I hear that
+he does not like to be told that he may get better; nor is it to
+be wondered at, considering his firm persuasion that he shall not
+survive. He can only regard it as a puerile thing, and an insinuation
+that he shall die. But if his persuasion should happen to be no longer
+so strong, or if he can now put up with attempts to console him, of
+what I have said a thousand times, and what I still (upon my honour)
+think always, that I have seen too many instances of recovery from
+apparently desperate cases of consumption not to be in hope to the
+very last. If he still cannot bear this, tell him--tell that great
+poet and noble-hearted man--that we shall all bear his memory in the
+most precious part of our hearts, and that the world shall bow their
+heads to it, as our loves do. Or if this, again, will trouble his
+spirit, tell him that we shall never cease to remember and love him;
+and that, Christian or infidel, the most sceptical of us has faith
+enough in the high things that nature puts into our heads, to think
+all who are of one accord in mind or heart are journeying to one and
+the same place, and shall unite somewhere or other again, face to
+face, mutually conscious, mutually delighted. Tell him he is only
+before us on the road, as he is in everything else; or, whether you
+tell him the latter or no, tell him the former, and add that we shall
+never forget that he was so, and that we are coming after him. The
+tears are again in my eyes, and I must not afford to shed them. The
+next letter I write shall be more to yourself, and more refreshing to
+your spirits, which we are very sensible must have been greatly taxed.
+But whether your friend dies or not, it will not be among the least
+lofty of your recollections by-and-by that you helped to smooth the
+sick-bed of so fine a being. God bless you, dear Severn.
+
+[Footnote 1: Keats died in February.]
+
+
+
+To PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY
+
+_Outpourings of gratitude_
+
+
+Stonehouse, near Plymouth, 26 _March_, 1822.
+
+MY DEAREST FRIEND,
+
+Your letters always contain something delightful to me, whatever news
+they bring.
+
+ Surgit _amici_ aliquid, quod in ipsis _nubibus_
+ _ardet_.
+
+But I confess your latter ones have greatly relieved me on the subject
+you speak of. They only make me long, with an extreme Homeric longing,
+to be at Pisa,--I mean such an one as Achilles felt when he longed to
+be with his father,--sharp in his very limbs. We have secured a ship,
+the _David Walter_, which will call for us here, and sets sail
+from London in a fortnight. I have written by to-day's post with
+intelligence of it to Mrs. Fletcher, enclosing her the letter, and
+giving her the option of going on board in London, or here. I need not
+say we shall attend to her comforts in every respect. The same post
+also carries a letter to Mr. Gisborne, stating your wishes, and
+wonders respecting _Adonais_. If it is not published before I leave
+England, I will publish my criticism upon the Pisa copy,--a criticism
+which I think you will like. I take the opportunity of showing the
+public why Gifford's review spoke so bitterly of _Prometheus_, and
+why it pretends that the most metaphysical passage of your most
+metaphysical poem is a specimen of the clearness of your general
+style. The wretched priest-like cunning and undertoned malignity of
+that review of _Prometheus_ is indeed a homage paid to qualities which
+can so provoke it. The _Quarterly_ pretends now, that it never meddles
+with you personally,--of course it never did! For this, _Blackwood_
+cries out upon it, contrasting its behaviour in those delicate matters
+with its own! This is better and better, and the public seem to think
+so; for these things, depend upon it, are getting better understood
+every day, and shall be better and better understood every day to
+come. One circumstance which helps to reconcile me to having been
+detained on this coast, is the opportunity it has given me to make
+your works speak for themselves wherever I could; and you are in high
+lustre, I assure you, with the most intelligent circles in Plymouth,
+[Greek: astaer epsos]. I have, indeed, been astonished to find
+how well prepared people of intelligence are to fall in with your
+aspirations, and despise the mistakes and rascally instincts of your
+calumniators. This place, for instance, abounds in _schoolmasters_,
+who appear, to a man, to be liberal to an extreme and esoterical
+degree. And such, there is reason to believe, is the case over the
+greater part of the kingdom, greatly, no doubt, owing to political
+causes. Think of the consequences of this with the rising generation.
+I delight in _Adonais_. It is the most Delphic poetry I have seen
+a long while; full of those embodyings of the most subtle and airy
+imaginations,--those arrestings and explanations of the most shadowy
+yearnings of our being--which are the most difficult of all things
+to put into words, and the most delightful when put. I do not know
+whether you are aware how fond I am of your song on the Skylark; but
+you ought, if Ollier sent you a copy of the enlarged _Calendar_
+_of Nature_, which he published separately under the title of the
+_Months_. I tell you this, because I have not done half or a twentieth
+part of what I ought to have done to make your writings properly
+appreciated. But I intended to do more every day, and now that I am
+coming to you, I shall be _totus_ in you and yours! For all good, and
+healthy, and industrious things, I will do such wonders, that I shall
+begin to believe I make some remote approach to something like a
+return for your kindness. Yet how can that be? At all events, I hope
+we shall all be the better for one another's society. Marianne, poor
+dear girl, is still very ailing and weak, but stronger upon the whole,
+she thinks, than when she first left London, and quite prepared and
+happy to set off on her spring voyage. She sends you part of her best
+love. I told her I supposed I must answer Marina's letter for her, but
+she is quite grand on the occasion, and vows she will do it herself,
+which, I assure you, will be the first time she has written a letter
+for many months. Ask Marina if she will be charitable, and write one
+to me. I will undertake to answer it with one double as long. But what
+am I talking about, when the captain speaks of sailing in a fortnight?
+I was led astray by her delightful letter to Marianne about walks, and
+duets, and violets, and ladies like violets. Am I indeed to see and
+be in the midst of all these beautiful things, ladies like lilies not
+excepted? And do the men in Italy really leave ladies to walk in those
+very amiable dry ditches by themselves? Oh! for a few strides, like
+those of Neptune, when he went from some place to some other place,
+and 'did it in three!' Dear Shelley, I am glad my letter to Lord B.
+pleased you, though I do not know why you should so thank me for it.
+But you are ingenious in inventing claims for me upon your affection.
+
+
+
+To HORACE SMITH
+
+_Shelley's death_
+
+
+Pisa, 25 _July_, 1822.
+
+Dear Horace,
+
+I trust that the first news of the dreadful calamity which has
+befallen us here will have been broken to you by report, otherwise I
+shall come upon you with a most painful abruptness; but Shelley, my
+divine-minded friend, your friend, the friend of the universe, he has
+perished at sea. He was in a boat with his friend Captain Williams,
+going from Leghorn to Lerici, when a storm arose, and it is supposed
+the boat must have foundered. It was on the 8th instant, about four
+or five in the evening, they guess. A fisherman says he saw the boat
+a few minutes before it went down: he looked again and it was gone. He
+saw the boy they had with them aloft furling one of the sails. We hope
+his story is true, as their passage from life to death will then have
+been short; and what adds to the hope is, that in S's pocket (for the
+bodies were both thrown on shore some days afterwards,--conceive our
+horrible certainty, after trying all we could to hope!) a copy of
+Keats's last volume, which he had borrowed of me to read on his
+passage, was found _open_ and doubled back as if it had been thrust
+in, in the hurry of a surprise. God bless him! I cannot help thinking
+of him as if he were alive as much as ever, so unearthly he always
+appeared to me, and so seraphical a thing of the elements; and this
+is what all his friends say. But what we all feel, your own heart will
+tell you....
+
+It has been often feared that Shelley and Captain Williams would meet
+with some accident, they were so hazardous; but when they set out on
+the 8th, in the morning it was fine. Our dear friend was passionately
+fond of the sea, and has been heard to say he should like it to be his
+death-bed....
+
+
+
+To MRS. PROCTER
+
+_Accepting an invitation_
+
+
+5 York Buildings, 13 _March_ [1831].
+
+MY DEAR MRS. PROCTER (for Madam, somehow, is
+ not the thing),
+
+I am most pleased to be reminded of my promise, which I must have made
+if you say I did. I suppose I have been coming to keep it ever since;
+but it is a long road from sorrow to joy, and one is apt to get
+confused on the road. Do you know your letter brought the tears into
+my eyes? I hardly know why, unless it was that I saw Procter had been
+pouring his kind heart into yours, and you said:--'We must have him
+here instead of the coffee-house, and plant him by the fire, and warm
+him like a stray bird till he sings.' But indeed a kind word affects
+me where many a hard thump does not. Nevertheless, you must not tell
+this, except to the very masculine or feminine; though if you do not
+take it as a compliment to yourself,--I mean the confession of
+my weakness,--why, you are not Procter's wife, nor Mrs. Montagu's
+daughter, nor she who wrote the letter this morning to a poor battered
+author.
+
+PS. I eat any plain joint, of the plainer order, beef or mutton:--and
+you know I care for nothing at dinner, so that it does not hurt me.
+Friends' company is the thing.
+
+
+
+To A FRIEND
+
+_Offence and punishment_
+
+
+Wimbledon, 11 and 12 _August_, 1846.
+
+... I find I made a great confusion of my _portion_ of the legal
+expenses incurred by the _Examiner_, with the _whole_ of them. That
+portion only amounted to £750, the whole being £1500. Of this £750 out
+of my pocket (which was quite enough), £250 went to pay for
+expenses (counsel, &c.) attendant on the _failure_ of two Government
+prosecutions,--one for saying (_totidem verbis_) that 'of all monarchs
+since the Revolution, the successor of George III would have the
+finest opportunity of becoming nobly popular'; (think, nowadays,
+of being prosecuted for _that_!) and the other for copying from the
+_Stamford News_ the paragraph against military flogging, alluded to
+the other day in the _Daily News_. (Think, now, this moment, of being
+prosecuted for _That_!) The £500 fine and two years' imprisonment was
+for ludicrously contrasting the _Morning Post's_ picture of the Regent
+as an 'Adonis', &c. with the old and real fat state of the case, and
+for adding that his Royal Highness had lived for 'upwards of half
+a century without doing anything to deserve the admiration of his
+contemporaries or the gratitude of posterity'. Words to that effect,
+and I believe better,--but I do not quite remember them. They might be
+easily ascertained by reference to Peel's Coffee-house, and the words
+of the _Post_, too.
+
+Besides the fine, my imprisonment cost me several hundred pounds (I
+can't exactly say how many) in monstrous _douceurs_ to the gaoler
+for _liberty to walk in the garden_, for help towards getting me
+permission to fit up rooms in the sick hospital, and for fitting
+up said rooms, or rather converting them from sorts of
+washhouses, hitherto uninhabited and unfloored, into comfortable
+apartments,--which I did too expensively,--at least as far as papering
+the sitting-room with a trellis of roses went, and having my ceiling
+painted to imitate an out-of-door sky. No notice, however, could
+be taken, I suppose, of any of _this_ portion of the expenses,
+governments having nothing to do with the secret corruptions of
+gaolers or the pastorals of incarcerated poets: otherwise the
+prosecutions cost me altogether a good bit beyond a thousand pounds.
+
+But perhaps it might be mentioned that I went to prison from all but
+a sick bed, having been just ordered by the physician _to go to the
+seaside_, and _ride_ for the benefit of my health (pleasing dramatic
+contrast to the _verdict_!). I also declined, as I told you, to try
+avoiding the imprisonment by the help of Perry's offer of the famous
+secret 'Book'; and I further declined (as I think I also told you)
+to avail myself of an offer on the part of a royal agent (made, of
+course, in the guarded, though obvious manner in which such offers are
+conveyed), to drop the prosecution, provided we would agree to
+drop all future hostile mention of the Regent. But of this, too,
+governments could not be expected to take notice--perhaps would regard
+it as an addition to the offence. This, however, I must add, that the
+whole attack on the Regent was owing, not merely to the nonsense of
+the _Post_, but to his violation of those promises of conceding the
+Catholic claims, to which his princely word stood pledged. The subject
+of the article was the '_Dinner on St. Patrick's day_'. All the Whig
+world was indignant at that violation; so were the Irish, of course,
+_vehemently_; and it was on the spur of this publicly indignant
+movement that I wrote what I did,--as angrily and as much in earnest
+in the serious part of what I said as I was derisive in the rest.
+I did not care for any factious object, nor was I what is called
+anti-monarchical. I didn't know Cobbett, or Henry Hunt, or any
+demagogue, _even by sight_, except Sir Francis Burdett, and him
+by sight alone. Nor did I ever see, or speak a word with them,
+afterwards. I knew nothing, in fact, of politics themselves, except in
+some of those large and, as it appeared to me, obvious phases, which,
+at all events, _have since become obvious to most people_, and in
+fighting for which (if a man can be said to fight for a 'phase'!) I
+suffered all that Tories could inflict upon me,--by expenses in law
+and calumnies in literature;--reform, Catholic claims, free
+trade, abolition of flogging, right of free speech, as opposed by
+attorneys-general. I was, in fact, all the while nothing but a poetic
+student, appearing in politics once a week, but given up entirely to
+letters almost all the rest of it, and loving nothing so much as a
+book and a walk in the fields. I was precisely the sort of person, in
+these respects, which I am at this moment. As to George the Fourth, I
+aided, years afterwards, in publicly wishing him well--'years having
+brought the philosophic mind'. I believe I even expressed regret at
+not having given him the excuses due to all human beings (the passage,
+I take it, is in the book which Colburn called _Lord Byron and his
+Contemporaries_); _and when I consider that Moore has been pensioned,
+not only in spite of all his libels on him, but perhaps by very reason
+of their Whig partisanship, I should think it hard to be refused a
+pension purely because I openly suffered for what I had earnestly
+said_. I knew George the Fourth's physician, Sir William Knighton,
+who had been mine before I was imprisoned (it was _not_ he who was the
+royal agent alluded to); and, if my memory does not deceive me, Sir
+William told me that George had been gratified by the book above
+mentioned. Perhaps he had found out, by Sir William's help, that I was
+not an ill-natured man, or one who could not outlive what was
+mistaken in himself or resentful in others. As to my opinions about
+Governments, the bad conduct of the Allies, and of Napoleon, and the
+old Bourbons, certainly made them waver as to what might be ultimately
+best, monarchy or republicanism; but they ended in favour of their
+old predilections; and no man, for a long while, has been less a
+republican than myself, monarchies and courts appearing to me salutary
+for the good and graces of mankind, and Americanisms anything but
+either. But nobody, I conceive, that knew my writings, or heard of me
+truly from others, ever took me for a republican. William the Fourth
+saw or heard nothing of me to hinder his letting Lord Melbourne give
+me £200 out of the Royal Fund. Queen Victoria gave me another,
+through the same kind friend. She also went twice to see my play; and
+everybody knows how I praise and love her. _I do not think, therefore,
+in reference to the pension, that the public would care twopence about
+George the Fourth, one way or the other; or that if any remembered the
+case at all, they would connect the pension in the least with anything
+about him, but attribute it solely to the Queen's and Minister's
+goodness, and the wants of a sincere and not undeserving man of
+letters, distinguished for his loyal attachment_. I certainly think
+the £500 fine ought not to have been taken out of my pocket, or the
+other two £125 either; and I think also, that a liberal Whig minister
+might reasonably and _privately_ think some compensation on those
+accounts due to me. _I have been fighting his own fight from first to
+last, and helping to prepare matters for his triumph_. But still the
+above, in my opinion, is what the public would think of the matter,
+_and my friends of the press could lay it entirely to the literary
+account_.
+
+
+
+
+GEORGE GORDON NOEL,
+ LORD BYRON
+
+1788-1824
+
+
+
+To MR. HODGSON
+
+_Travel in Portugal_
+
+
+Lisbon, 16 _July_, 1809.
+
+Thus far have we pursued our route, and seen all sorts of marvellous
+sights, palaces, convents, &c.,--which, being to be heard in my friend
+Hobhouse's forthcoming Book of Travels, I shall not anticipate by
+smuggling any account whatsoever to you in a private and clandestine
+manner. I must just observe, that the village of Cintra in Estremadura
+is the most beautiful, perhaps, in the world.
+
+I am very happy here, because I loves oranges, and talks bad Latin
+to the monks, who understand it, as it is like their own,--and I goes
+into society (with my pocket pistols), and I swims in the Tagus
+all across at once, and I rides on an ass or a mule, and swears
+Portuguese, and have got bites from the mosquitoes. But what of that?
+Comfort must not be expected by folks that go a-pleasuring.
+
+When the Portuguese are pertinacious, I say '_Carracho_!'--the
+great oath of the grandees, that very well supplies the place of
+'Damme!'--and when dissatisfied with my neighbour, I pronounce
+him '_Ambra di merdo_'. With these two phrases, and a third,'_Avra
+bouro_', which signifieth 'Get an ass', I am universally understood to
+be a person of degree and a master of languages. How merrily we
+lives that travellers be!--if we had food and raiment. But, in sober
+sadness, anything is better than England, and I am infinitely amused
+with my pilgrimage, as far as it has gone.
+
+To-morrow we start to ride post near 400 miles as far as Gibraltar,
+where we embark for Melita and Byzantium. A letter to Malta will find
+me, or to be forwarded, if I am absent. Pray embrace the Drury and
+Dwyer, and all the Ephesians you encounter. I am writing with Butler's
+donative pencil, which makes my bad hand worse. Excuse illegibility.
+
+Hodgson! send me the news, and the deaths and defeats and capital
+crimes and the misfortunes of one's friends; and let us hear of
+literary matters, and the controversies and the criticisms. All this
+will be pleasant--'_Suave mari magno_, &c.' Talking of that, I have
+been sea-sick, and sick of the sea. Adieu.
+
+
+
+TO THOMAS MOORE
+
+_Announces his engagement_
+
+
+Newstead Abbey, 20 _Sept._ 1814.
+
+ Here's to her who long
+ Hath waked the poet's sigh!
+ The girl who gave to song
+ What gold could never buy.
+
+MY DEAR MOORE,
+
+I am going to be married--that is, I am accepted, and one usually
+hopes the rest will follow. My mother of the Gracchi (that _are_ to
+be), _you_ think too strait-laced for me, although the paragon of only
+children, and invested with 'golden opinions of all sorts of men', and
+full of 'most blest conditions' as Desdemona herself. Miss Milbanke
+is the lady, and I have her father's invitation to proceed there in my
+elect capacity,--which, however, I cannot do until I have settled some
+business in London, and got a blue coat.
+
+She is said to be an heiress, but of that I really know nothing
+certainly, and shall not inquire. But I do know, that she has talents
+and excellent qualities; and you will not deny her judgement, after
+having refused six suitors and taken me.
+
+Now, if you have anything to say against this, pray do; my mind's
+made up, positively fixed, determined, and therefore I will listen to
+reason, because now it can do no harm. Things may occur to break it
+off, but I will hope not. In the meantime I tell you (a _secret_, by
+the by,--at least till I know she wishes it to be public) that I have
+proposed and am accepted. You need not be in a hurry to wish me joy,
+for one mayn't be married for months. I am going to town to-morrow,
+but expect to be here, on my way there, within a fortnight.
+
+If this had not happened, I should have gone to Italy. In my way down,
+perhaps you will meet me at Nottingham, and come over with me here.
+I need not say that nothing will give me greater pleasure. I must, of
+course, reform thoroughly; and, seriously, if I can contribute to
+her happiness, I shall secure my own. She is so good a person
+that--that--in short, I wish I was a better.
+
+
+
+TO JOHN MURRAY
+
+_No bid for sweet voices_
+
+
+Venice, 6 _April_, 1819.
+
+The second canto of Don Juan was sent, on Saturday last, by post, in
+four packets, two of four, and two of three sheets each, containing
+in all two hundred and seventeen stanzas, octave measure. But I will
+permit no curtailments.... You shan't make _canticles_ of my cantos.
+The poem will please, if it is lively; if it is stupid, it will fail;
+but I will have none of your damned cutting and slashing. If you
+please, you may publish _anonymously_; it will perhaps be better; but
+I will battle my way against them all, like a porcupine.
+
+So you and Mr. Foscolo, etc., want me to undertake what you call a
+'great work'? an Epic Poem, I suppose or some such pyramid. I'll try
+no such thing; I hate tasks. And then 'seven or eight years'! God send
+us all well this day three months, let alone years. If one's years
+can't be better employed than in sweating poesy, a man had better be a
+ditcher. And works, too!--is _Childe Harold_ nothing? You have so many
+'_divine_' poems, is it nothing to have written a _human_ one? without
+any of your worn-out machinery. Why, man, I could have spun the
+thoughts of the four cantos of that poem into twenty, had I wanted to
+book-make, and its passion into as many modern tragedies. Since you
+want _length_, you shall have enough of _Juan_, for I'll make fifty
+cantos....
+
+Besides, I mean to write my best work in _Italian_, and it will take
+me nine years more thoroughly to master the language; and then if my
+fancy exist, and I exist too, I will try what I _can_ do _really_. As
+to the estimation of the English which you talk of, let them
+calculate what it is worth, before they insult me with their insolent
+condescension.
+
+I have not written for their pleasure. If they are pleased, it is that
+they chose to be so; I have never flattered their opinions, nor their
+pride; nor will I. Neither will I make 'Ladies' books' '_al dilettar
+le femine e la plebe_'. I have written from the fullness of my mind,
+from passion, from impulse, from many motives, but not for their
+'sweet voices'.
+
+I know the precise worth of popular applause, for few scribblers have
+had more of it; and if I chose to swerve into their paths, I could
+retain it, or resume it. But I neither love ye, nor fear ye; and
+though I buy with ye and sell with ye, and talk with ye, I will
+neither eat with ye, drink with ye, nor pray with ye. They made me,
+without my search, a species of popular idol; they, without reason or
+judgement, beyond the caprice of their good pleasure, threw down the
+image from its pedestal; it was not broken with the fall, and they
+would, it seems, again replace it,--but they shall not.
+
+You ask about my health: about the beginning of the year I was in a
+state of great exhaustion ... and I was obliged to reform my 'way of
+life', which was conducting me from the 'yellow leaf' to the ground,
+with all deliberate speed. I am better in health and morals, and very
+much yours, &c.--
+
+PS. I have read Hodgson's '_Friends_'. He is right in defending Pope
+against the bastard pelicans of the poetical winter day, who add
+insult to their parricide, by sucking the blood of the parent of
+English _real_ poetry,--poetry without fault,--and then spurning the
+bosom which fed them.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The cemetery at Bologna_
+
+
+Bologna, 7 _June_, 1819.
+
+... I have been picture-gazing this morning at the famous Domenichino
+and Guido, both of which are superlative. I afterwards went to the
+beautiful cemetery of Bologna, beyond the walls, and found, besides
+the superb burial-ground, an original of a Custode, who reminded me
+of the grave-digger in _Hamlet_. He has a collection of capuchins'
+skulls, labelled on the forehead, and taking down one of them, said,
+'This was Brother Desiderio Berro, who died at forty--one of my best
+friends. I begged his head of his brethren after his decease, and they
+gave it me. I put it in lime, and then boiled it. Here it is, teeth
+and all, in excellent preservation. He was the merriest, cleverest
+fellow I ever knew. Wherever he went, he brought joy; and whenever any
+one was melancholy, the sight of him was enough to make him cheerful
+again. He walked so actively, you might have taken him for a
+dancer--he joked--he laughed--oh! he was such a Frate as I never saw
+before, nor ever shall again!'
+
+He told me that he had himself planted all the cypresses in the
+cemetery; that he had the greatest attachment to them and to his dead
+people; that since 1801 they had buried fifty-three thousand persons.
+In showing some older monuments, there was that of a Roman girl of
+twenty, with a bust by Bernini. She was a princess Bartorini, dead two
+centuries ago: he said that, on opening her grave, they had found
+her hair complete, and 'as yellow as gold'. Some of the epitaphs at
+Ferrara pleased me more than the more splendid monuments at Bologna;
+for instance:--
+
+ '_Martini Luigi
+ Implora pace.'
+ 'Lucrezia Picini
+ Implora eterna quiete_.'
+
+Can anything be more full of pathos? Those few words say all that can
+be said or sought: the dead had had enough of life; all they wanted
+was rest, and this they _implore_! There is all the helplessness,
+and humble hope, and deathlike prayer, that can arise from the
+grave--'_implora pace_'. I hope, whoever may survive me, and shall
+see me put in the foreigners' burying-ground at the Lido, within the
+fortress by the Adriatic, will see those two words, and no more, put
+over me. I trust they won't think of 'pickling, and bringing me home
+to Clod or Blunderbuss Hall'. I am sure my bones would not rest in
+an English grave, or my clay mix with the earth of that country. I
+believe the thought would drive me mad on my deathbed, could I suppose
+that any of my friends would be base enough to convey my carcass back
+to your soil. I would not even feed your worms, if I could help it.
+
+So, as Shakespeare says of Mowbray, the banished Duke of Norfolk, who
+died at Venice (see _Richard II_), that he, after fighting
+
+ Against black Pagans, Turks, and Saracens,
+ And toiled with works of war, retired himself
+ To Italy, and there, at _Venice_, gave
+ His body to that _pleasant_ country's earth,
+ And his pure soul unto his captain, Christ,
+ Under whose colours he had fought so long.
+
+Before I left Venice, I had returned to you your late, and Mr.
+Hobhouse's sheets of _Juan_. Don't wait for further answers from
+me, but address yours to Venice, as usual. I know nothing of my own
+movements; I may return there in a few days, or not for some time.
+All this depends on circumstances. I left Mr. Hoppner very well....
+My daughter Allegra was well too, and is growing pretty; her hair is
+growing darker, and her eyes are blue. Her temper and her ways, Mr.
+Hoppner says, are like mine, as well as her features: she will make,
+in that case, a manageable young lady.
+
+I have never heard anything of Ada, the little Electra of my
+Mycenae.... But there will come a day of reckoning, even if I should
+not live to see it.... What a long letter I have scribbled!
+
+PS. Here, as in Greece, they strew flowers on the tombs. I saw a
+quantity of rose-leaves, and entire roses, scattered over the graves
+at Ferrara. It has the most pleasing effect you can imagine.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_In rebellious mood_
+
+
+Bologna, 24 _Aug_. 1819.
+
+I wrote to you by last post, enclosing a buffooning letter for
+publication, addressed to the buffoon Roberts, who has thought proper
+to tie a canister to his own tail. It was written off-hand, and in the
+midst of circumstances not very favourable to facetiousness, so that
+there may, perhaps, be more bitterness than enough for that sort of
+small acid punch:--you will tell me. Keep the _anonymous_, in any
+case: it helps what fun there may be. But if the matter grow serious
+about _Don Juan_, and you feel _yourself_ in a scrape, or _me_ either,
+_own that I am the author. I_ will never _shrink_, and if _you_ do,
+I can always answer you in the question of Guatimozin to his
+minister--each being on his own coals.
+
+I wish that I had been in better spirits; but I am out of sorts, out
+of nerves, and now and then (I begin to fear) out of my senses. All
+this Italy has done for me, and not England: I defy all you, and your
+climate to boot, to make me mad. But if ever I do really become a
+Bedlamite, and wear a strait waistcoat, let me be brought back among
+you: your people will then be proper company.
+
+I assure you what I here say and feel has nothing to do with England,
+either in a literary or personal point of view. All my present
+pleasures or plagues are as Italian as the opera. And, after all, they
+are but trifles; for all this arises from my 'Dama's' being in the
+country for three days (at Capofiume). But as I could never live but
+for one human being at a time (and, I assure you, _that one_ has never
+been _myself_, as you may know by the consequences, for the _selfish_
+are _successful_ in life), I feel alone and unhappy.
+
+I have sent for my daughter from Venice, and I ride daily, and walk in
+a garden, under a purple canopy of grapes, and sit by a fountain, and
+talk with the gardener of his tools, which seem greater than Adam's,
+and with his wife, and with his son's wife, who is the youngest of the
+party, and, I think, talks best of the three. Then I revisit the Campo
+Santo, and my old friend, the sexton, has two--but _one_ the prettiest
+daughter imaginable; and I amuse myself with contrasting her beautiful
+and innocent face of fifteen with the skulls with which he has peopled
+several cells, and particularly with that of one skull, dated 1766,
+which was once covered (the tradition goes) by the most lovely
+features of Bologna--noble and rich. When I look at these, and at
+this girl--when I think of what _they were_, and what she must be--why
+then, my dear Murray, I won't shock you by saying what I think. It is
+little matter what becomes of us 'bearded men', but I don't like the
+notion of a beautiful woman's lasting less than a beautiful tree--than
+her own picture--her own shadow, which won't change so to the sun
+as her face to the mirror. I must leave off, for my head aches
+consumedly. I have never been quite well since the night of the
+representation of Alfieri's _Mirra_, a fortnight ago.
+
+
+
+To PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY
+
+_A trio of poets_
+
+
+Ravenna, 26 _April_, 1821.
+
+The child continues doing well, and the accounts are regular and
+favourable. It is gratifying to me that you and Mrs. Shelley do not
+disapprove of the step which I have taken, which is merely temporary.
+
+I am very sorry to hear what you say of Keats--is it _actually_ true?
+I did not think criticism had been so killing. Though I differ from
+you essentially in your estimate of his performances, I so much abhor
+all unnecessary pain, that I would rather he had been seated on the
+highest peak of Parnassus than have perished in such a manner. Poor
+fellow! though with such inordinate self-love he would probably
+have not been very happy. I read the review of _Endymion_ in the
+_Quarterly_. It was severe,--but surely not so severe as many reviews
+in that and other journals upon others.
+
+I recollect the effect on me of the _Edinburgh_ on my first poem;
+it was rage, and resistance, and redress--but not despondency nor
+despair. I grant that those are not amiable feelings; but, in this
+world of bustle and broil, and especially in the career of writing,
+a man should calculate upon his powers of _resistance_ before he goes
+into the arena.
+
+ Expect not life from pain nor danger free,
+ Nor deem the doom of man reserved for thee.
+
+You know my opinion of _that second-hand_ school of poetry. You
+also know my high opinion of your own poetry,--because it is of
+_no_ school. I read _Cenci_--but, besides that I think the _subject_
+essentially _un_ dramatic, I am not an admirer of our old dramatists,
+_as models_. I deny that the English have hitherto had a drama at all.
+Your _Cenci_, however, was a work of power, and poetry. As to _my_
+drama, pray revenge yourself upon it, by being as free as I have been
+with yours.
+
+I have not yet got your _Prometheus_, which I long to see. I have
+heard nothing of mine, and do not know that it is yet published. I
+have published a pamphlet on the Pope controversy, which you will not
+like. Had I known that Keats was dead--or that he was alive and so
+sensitive--I should have omitted some remarks upon his poetry,
+to which I was provoked by his _attack_ upon _Pope_, and my
+disapprobation of _his own_ style of writing.
+
+You want me to undertake a great poem--I have not the inclination nor
+the power. As I grow older, the indifference--_not_ to life, for we
+love it by instinct--but to the stimuli of life, increases. Besides,
+this late failure of the Italians has latterly disappointed me for
+many reasons,--some public, some personal. My respects to Mrs. S.
+
+PS. Could not you and I contrive to meet this summer? Could not you
+take a run here _alone_?
+
+
+
+To LADY BYRON
+
+_A plain statement of facts_
+
+
+Pisa, 17 _Nov_. 1821,
+
+I have to acknowledge the receipt of 'Ada's hair', which is very soft
+and pretty, and nearly as dark already as mine was at twelve years
+old, if I may judge from what I recollect of some in Augusta's
+possession, taken at that age. But it don't curl,--perhaps from its
+being let grow.
+
+I also thank you for the inscription of the date and name, and I will
+tell you why;--I believe that they are the only two or three words of
+your handwriting in my possession. For your letters I returned; and
+except the two words, or rather the one word, 'Household', written
+twice in an old account book, I have no other. I burnt your last
+note, for two reasons:--firstly, it was written in a style not
+very agreeable; and, secondly, I wished to take your word without
+documents, which are the worldly resources of suspicious people.
+
+I suppose that this note will reach you somewhere about Ada's
+birthday--the 10th of December, I believe. She will then be six,
+so that in about twelve more I shall have some chance of meeting
+her;--perhaps sooner, if I am obliged to go to England by business
+or otherwise. Recollect, however, one thing, either in distance or
+nearness;--every day which keeps us asunder should, after so long a
+period, rather soften our mutual feelings, which must always have one
+rallying-point as long as our child exists, which I presume we both
+hope will be long after either of her parents.
+
+The time which has elapsed since the separation has been considerably
+more than the whole brief period of our union, and the not much longer
+one of our prior acquaintance. We both made a bitter mistake; but now
+it is over, and irrevocably so. For, at thirty-three on my part, and a
+few years less on yours, though it is no very extended period of life,
+still it is one when the habits and thought are generally so formed as
+to admit of no modification; and as we could not agree when younger,
+we should with difficulty do so now.
+
+I say all this, because I own to you, that, notwithstanding
+everything, I considered our reunion as not impossible for more than
+a year after the separation;--but then I gave up the hope entirely and
+for ever. But this very impossibility of reunion seems to me at least
+a reason why, on all the few points of discussion which can arise
+between us, we should preserve the courtesies of life, and as much of
+its kindness as people who are never to meet may preserve perhaps more
+easily than nearer connexions. For my own part, I am violent, but not
+malignant; for only fresh provocations can awaken my resentments. To
+you, who are colder and more concentrated, I would just hint, that
+you may sometimes mistake the depth of a cold anger for dignity, and a
+worse feeling for duty. I assure you that I bear you _now_ (whatever
+I may have done) no resentment whatever. Remember, that _if you have
+injured me_ in aught, this forgiveness is something; and that, if I
+have _injured you_, it is something more still, if it be true, as the
+moralists say, that the most offending are the least forgiving.
+
+Whether the offence has been solely on my side, or reciprocal, or on
+yours chiefly, I have ceased to reflect upon any but two things,--viz.
+that you are the mother of my child, and that we shall never meet
+again. I think if you also consider the two corresponding points with
+reference to myself, it will be better for all three.
+
+
+
+To MR. BARFF
+
+_Sympathy with the Greeks_
+
+
+10 _March_, 1824.
+
+Enclosed is an answer to Mr. Parruca's letter, and I hope that you
+will assure him from me, that I have done and am doing all I can to
+reunite the Greeks with the Greeks.
+
+I am extremely obliged by your offer of your country-house (as for all
+other kindness) in case that my health should require my removal; but
+I cannot quit Greece while there is a chance of my being of any (even
+supposed) utility:--there is a stake worth millions such as I am, and
+while I can stand at all, I must stand by the cause. When I say this,
+I am at the same time aware of the difficulties and dissensions and
+defects of the Greeks themselves; but allowance must be made for them
+by all reasonable people.
+
+My chief, indeed _nine-tenths_ of my expenses here are solely in
+advances to or on behalf of the Greeks, and objects connected with
+their independence.
+
+[_Enclosure, translated_]
+
+
+
+To S.R. PARRUCA
+
+
+10 _March_, 1824.
+
+_Sir_,--I have the honour of answering your letter. My first wish has
+always been to bring the Greeks to agree among themselves. I came here
+by the invitation of the Greek Government, and I do not think that I
+ought to abandon Roumelia for the Peloponnesus until that Government
+shall desire it; and the more so, as this part is exposed in a greater
+degree to the enemy. Nevertheless, if my presence can really be of any
+assistance in uniting two or more parties, I am ready to go anywhere,
+either as a mediator, or, if necessary, as a hostage. In these affairs
+I have neither private views, nor private dislike of any individual,
+but the sincere wish of deserving the name of the friend of your
+country, and of her patriots.
+
+
+
+
+PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY 1792-1822
+
+
+
+To T.J. HOGG
+
+_His first marriage_
+
+
+[_No date. Postmark_, Rhayader. Summer of 1811.]
+
+MY DEAR FRIEND,
+
+You will perhaps see me before you can answer this; perhaps not;
+Heaven knows! I shall certainly come to York, but _Harriet Westbrook_
+will decide whether now or in three weeks. Her father has persecuted
+her in a most horrible way, by endeavouring to compel her to go to
+school. She asked my advice: resistance, was the answer, at the same
+time that I essayed to mollify Mr. W. in vain! And in consequence of
+my advice _she_ has thrown herself upon _my_ protection.
+
+I set off for London on Monday. How flattering a distinction!--I am
+thinking of ten million things at once.
+
+What have I said? I declare, quite _ludicrous_. I advised her to
+resist. She wrote to say that resistance was useless, but that she
+would fly with me, and threw herself upon my protection. We shall have
+£200 a year; when we find it run short, we must live, I suppose, upon
+love! Gratitude and admiration, all demand that I should love her
+_for ever._ We shall see you at York. I will hear your arguments for
+matrimonialism, by which I am now almost convinced. I can get lodgings
+at York, I suppose. Direct to me at Graham's, 18, Sackville Street,
+Piccadilly.
+
+Your inclosure of £10 has arrived; I am now indebted to you £30.
+In spite of philosophy, I am rather ashamed of this unceremonious
+exsiccation of your financial river. But indeed, my dear friend, the
+gratitude which I owe you for your society and attachment ought so far
+to overbalance this consideration as to leave me nothing but that. I
+must, however, pay you when I can.
+
+I suspect that the _strain_ is gone for ever. This letter will
+convince you that I am not under the influence of a _strain_.
+
+I am thinking at once of ten million things. I shall come to live near
+you, as Mr. Peyton.
+
+Ever your most faithful friend.
+
+I shall be at 18, Sackville Street; at least direct there. Do not send
+more cash; I shall raise supplies in London.
+
+
+
+To WILLIAM GODWIN
+
+_An introduction_
+
+
+Keswick, 3 _Jan_. 1812.
+
+You will be surprised at hearing from a stranger. No introduction has,
+nor in all probability ever will authorize that which common thinkers
+would call a liberty; it is, however, a liberty which, although not
+sanctioned by custom, is so far from being reprobated by reason, that
+the dearest interests of mankind imperiously demand that a certain
+etiquette of fashion should no longer keep 'man at a distance from
+man', or impose its flimsy fancies between the free communication of
+intellect.
+
+The name of Godwin has been used to excite in me feelings of reverence
+and admiration. I have been accustomed to consider him a luminary
+too dazzling for the darkness which surrounds him. From the earliest
+period of my knowledge of his principles, I have ardently desired
+to share, on the footing of intimacy, that intellect which I have
+delighted to contemplate in its emanations.
+
+Considering, then, these feelings, you will not be surprised at the
+inconceivable emotions with which I learned your existence and your
+dwelling. I had enrolled your name in the list of the honourable dead.
+I had felt regret that the glory of your being had passed from this
+earth of ours. It is not so; you still live, and, I firmly believe,
+are still planning the welfare of human kind.
+
+I have but just entered on the scene of human operations; yet my
+feelings and my reasonings correspond with what yours were. My course
+has been short, but eventful. I have seen much of human prejudice,
+suffered much from human persecution, yet I see no reason hence
+inferable which should alter my wishes for their renovation. The
+ill-treatment I have met with has more than ever impressed the truth
+of my principles on my judgement. I am young, I am ardent in the cause
+of philanthropy and truth; do not suppose that this is vanity; I am
+not conscious that it influences this portraiture. I imagine myself
+dispassionately describing the state of my mind. I am young; you
+have gone before me--I doubt not, are a veteran to me in the years of
+persecution. Is it strange that, defying prejudice as I have done; I
+should outstep the limits of custom's prescription, and endeavour to
+make my desire useful by a friendship with William Godwin?
+
+I pray you to answer this letter. Imperfect as may be my capacity,
+my desire is ardent and unintermitted. Half an hour would be at least
+humanely employed in the experiment. I may mistake your residence;
+certain feelings, of which I may be an inadequate arbiter, may induce
+you to desire concealment; I may not, in fine, have an answer to this
+letter. If I do not, when I come to London, I shall seek for you. I am
+convinced I could represent myself to you in such terms as not to be
+thought wholly unworthy of your friendship; at least, if desire for
+universal happiness has any claim upon your preference, that desire I
+can exhibit. Adieu! I shall earnestly await your answer.
+
+
+
+To THOMAS HOOKHAM
+
+_A subscription for Hunt_
+
+
+_February_ 1813.
+
+MY DEAR SIR,
+
+I am boiling with indignation at the horrible injustice and tyranny
+of the sentence pronounced on Hunt and his brother; and it is on this
+subject that I write to you. Surely the seal of abjectness and slavery
+is indelibly stamped upon the character of England.
+
+Although I do not retract in the slightest degree my wish for a
+subscription for the widows and children of those poor men hung at
+York, yet this £1000 which the Hunts are sentenced to pay is an affair
+of more consequence. Hunt is a brave, a good, and an enlightened man.
+Surely the public, for whom Hunt has done so much, will repay in part
+the great debt of obligation which they owe the champion of their
+liberties and virtues; or are they dead, cold, stone-hearted, and
+insensible--brutalized by centuries of unremitting bondage?
+However that may be, they surely may be excited into some slight
+acknowledgement of his merits. Whilst hundreds of thousands are sent
+to the tyrants of Russia, he pines in a dungeon, far from all that can
+make life desired.
+
+Well, I am rather poor at present; but I have £20 which is not
+immediately wanted. Pray, begin a subscription for the Hunts; put down
+my name for that sum, and, when I hear that you have complied with my
+request, I will send it you. Now, if there are any difficulties in
+the way of this scheme of ours, for the love of liberty and virtue,
+overcome them. Oh! that I might wallow for one night in the Bank of
+England!
+
+_Queen Mab_ is finished and transcribed. I am now preparing the notes,
+which shall be long and philosophical. You will receive it with the
+other poems. I think that the whole should form one volume; but of
+that we can speak hereafter.
+
+As to the French _Encyclopédie_, it is a book which I am
+desirous--very desirous--of possessing, and if you could get me a few
+months' credit (being at present rather low in cash), I should very
+much desire to have it.
+
+My dear sir, excuse the earnestness of the first part of my letter. I
+feel warmly on this subject, and I flatter myself that so long as your
+own independence and liberty remain uncompromised, you are inclined to
+second my desires.
+
+PS. If no other way can be devised for this subscription, will you
+take the trouble on yourself of writing an appropriate advertisement
+for the papers, inserting, by way of stimulant, my subscription?
+
+On second thoughts, I enclose the £20.
+
+
+
+To MR. OLLIER
+
+_An article by Southey_
+
+
+Florence, 15 _Oct_. 1819.
+
+DEAR SIR,
+
+The droll remarks of the _Quarterly_, and Hunt's kind defence, arrived
+as safe as such poison, and safer than such an antidote, usually do.
+
+I am on the point of sending to you 250 copies of a work which I have
+printed in Italy; which you will have to pay four or five pounds duty
+upon, on my account. Hunt will tell you the _kind of thing_ it is,
+and in the course of the winter I shall send directions for its
+publication, _until the arrival of which directions, I request that
+you would have the kindness not_ to open the box, _or, if by necessity
+it is opened, to abstain from observing yourself or permitting others
+to observe, what it contains_. I trust this confidently to you, it
+being of consequence. Meanwhile, assure yourself that this work has no
+reference, direct or indirect, to politics, or religion, or personal
+satire, and that this precaution is merely literary.
+
+The _Prometheus_, a poem in my best style, whatever that may amount
+to, will arrive with it, but in MS., which you can print and publish
+in the season. It is the most perfect of my productions.
+
+Southey wrote the article in question, I am well aware. Observe the
+impudence of the man in speaking of himself. The only remark worth
+notice in this piece is the assertion that I imitate Wordsworth.
+It may as well be said that Lord Byron imitates Wordsworth, or that
+Wordsworth imitates Lord Byron, both being great poets, and deriving
+from the new springs of thought and feeling, which the great events
+of our age have exposed to view, a similar tone of sentiment, imagery,
+and expression. A certain similarity all the best writers of any
+particular age inevitably are marked with, from the spirit of that age
+acting on all. This I had explained in my _Preface_, which the
+writer was too disingenuous to advert to. As to the other trash, and
+particularly that lame attack on my personal character, which was
+meant so ill, and which I am not the man to feel, 'tis all nothing. I
+am glad, with respect to that part of it which alludes to Hunt, that
+it should so have happened that I dedicate, as you will see, a work
+which has all the capacities for being popular to that excellent
+person. I was amused, too, with the finale; it is like the end of the
+first act of an opera, when that tremendous concordant discord sets
+up from the orchestra, and everybody talks and sings at once. It
+describes the result of my battle with their Omnipotent God; his
+pulling me under the sea by the hair of my head, like Pharaoh; my
+calling out like the devil who was _game_ to the last; swearing and
+cursing in all comic and horrid oaths, like a French postilion on
+Mount Cenis; entreating everybody to drown themselves; pretending not
+to be drowned myself when I _am_ drowned; and lastly, _being_ drowned.
+
+You would do me a particular kindness if you would call on Hunt, and
+ask him when my parcel went, the name of the ship, and the name of the
+captain, and whether he has any bill of lading, which, if he has, you
+would oblige me by sending, together with the rest of the information,
+by return of post, addressed to the Post Office, Florence.
+
+
+
+To MRS. HUNT
+
+_Keats and some others_
+
+
+[Pisa] 11 _Nov_. 1820.
+
+MY BEST MARIANNE,
+
+I am delighted to hear that you complain of me for not writing to you,
+although I have much more reason to complain of you for not writing to
+me. At least it promises me a letter from you, and you know with what
+pleasure we receive, and with what anxiety we expect intelligence from
+you--almost the only friends who now remain to us.
+
+I am afraid that the strict system of expense to which you are limited
+annoys you all very much, and that Hunt's health suffers both from
+that and from the incredible exertions which I see by the _Indicators_
+and the _Examiners_ that he is making. Would to Heaven that I had the
+power of doing you some good! but when you are sure that the wish is
+sincere, the bare expression of it may help to cheer you.
+
+The Gisbornes are arrived, and have brought news of you, and some
+books, the principal part of which, however, are yet to arrive by
+sea. Keats's new volume has arrived to us, and the fragment called
+_Hyperion_ promises for him that he is destined to become one of the
+first writers of the age. His other things are imperfect enough, and,
+what is worse, written in the bad sort of style which is becoming
+fashionable among those who fancy that they are imitating Hunt and
+Wordsworth. But of all these things nothing is worse than ----, in
+spite of Hunt's extracting the only good stanzas, with his usual good
+nature. Indeed, _I_ ought not to complain of Hunt's good nature, for
+no one owes so much to it. Is not the vulgarity of these wretched
+imitations of Lord Byron carried to a pitch of the sublime? His
+indecencies, too, both against sexual nature, and against human
+nature in general, sit very awkwardly upon him. He only affects the
+libertine: he is, really, a very amiable, friendly, and agreeable
+man, I hear. But is not this monstrous? In Lord Byron all this has
+an analogy with the general system of his character, and the wit and
+poetry which surround hide with their light the darkness of the thing
+itself. They contradict it even; they prove that the strength and
+beauty of human nature can survive and conquer all that appears most
+inconsistent with it. But for a writer to be at once filthy and dull
+is a crime against gods, men, and columns. For Heaven's sake do not
+show this to any one but Hunt, for it would irritate the wasp's nest
+of the irritable race of poets.
+
+Where is Keats now? I am anxiously expecting him in Italy, when I
+shall take care to bestow every possible attention on him. I consider
+his a most valuable life, and I am deeply interested in his safety. I
+intend to be the physician both of his body and his soul, to keep
+the one warm, and to teach the other Greek and Spanish. I am aware,
+indeed, in part, that I am nourishing a rival who will far surpass me;
+and this is an additional motive, and will be an added pleasure.
+
+We are at this moment removing from the Bagni to Pisa, for the Serchio
+has broken its banks, and all the country about is under water. An old
+friend and fellow-townsman of mine, Captain Medwin, is on a visit to
+us at present, and we anxiously expect Keats, to whom I would write if
+I knew where to address.
+
+Adieu, my dear Marianne. Write soon; kiss all the babes for me, and
+tell me news of them, and give my love to Bessy and Hunt.
+
+
+
+To LEIGH HUNT
+
+_A literary collaboration_
+
+
+Pisa, 26 _Aug._ 1821.
+
+MY DEAREST FRIEND,
+
+Since I last wrote to you, I have been on a visit to Lord Byron at
+Ravenna. The result of this visit was a determination, on his part, to
+come and live at Pisa; and I have taken the finest palace on the Lung'
+Arno for him. But the material part of my visit consists in a message
+which he desires me to give you, and which, I think, ought to add
+to your determination--for such a one I hope you have formed--of
+restoring your shattered health and spirits by a migration to these
+'regions mild of calm and serene air'.
+
+He proposes that you should come out and go shares with him and me,
+in a periodical work, to be conducted here; in which each of the
+contracting parties should publish all their original compositions and
+share the profits. He proposed it to Moore, but for some reason it was
+never brought to bear. There can be no doubt that the _profits_ of
+any scheme in which you and Lord Byron engage, must, from various,
+yet co-operating reasons, be very great. As for myself, I am for the
+present only a sort of link between you and him, until you can know
+each other, and effectuate the arrangement; since (to entrust you with
+a secret which, for your sake, I withhold from Lord Byron) nothing
+would induce me to share in the profits, and still less, in the
+borrowed splendour of such a partnership. You and he, in different
+manners, would be equal, and would bring, in a different manner, but
+in the same proportion, equal stocks of reputation and success. Do not
+let my frankness with you, nor my belief that you deserve it more than
+Lord Byron, have the effect of deterring you from assuming a station
+in modern literature which the universal voice of my contemporaries
+forbids me either to stoop or to aspire to. I am, and I desire to be,
+nothing.
+
+I did not ask Lord Byron to assist me in sending a remittance for your
+journey; because there are men, however excellent, from whom we would
+never receive an obligation, in the worldly sense of the word; and I
+am as jealous for my friend as for myself. But I suppose that I shall
+at last make up an impudent face, and ask Horace Smith to add to the
+many obligations he has conferred on me. I know I need only ask.
+
+I think I have never told you how very much I like your _Amyntas_; it
+almost reconciles me to translations. In another sense I still demur.
+You might have written another such a poem as the _Nymphs_, with no
+access of efforts. I am full of thoughts and plans, and should do
+something, if the feeble and irritable frame which incloses it was
+willing to obey the spirit. I fancy that then I should do great
+things. Before this you will have seen _Adonais_. Lord Byron, I
+suppose from modesty, on account of his being mentioned in it, did
+not say a word of _Adonais_, though he was loud in his praise of
+_Prometheus_, and, what you will not agree with him in, censure of
+the _Cenci_. Certainly, if _Marino Faliero_ is a drama, the _Cenci_
+is not--but that between ourselves. Lord Byron is reformed, as far
+as gallantry goes, and lives with a beautiful and sentimental Italian
+lady, who is as much attached to him as may be. I trust greatly to his
+intercourse with you, for his creed to become as pure as he thinks his
+conduct is. He has many generous and exalted qualities, but the canker
+of aristocracy wants to be cut out.
+
+
+
+
+JOHN KEATS
+
+1795-1821
+
+
+
+To JOHN HAMILTON REYNOLDS
+
+_Burns's cottage_
+
+
+Maybole, 11 _July_ [1818].
+
+MY DEAR REYNOLDS,
+
+... I am approaching Burns's cottage very fast. We have made continual
+inquiries from the time we saw his tomb at Dumfries. His name, of
+course, is known all about: his great reputation among the plodding
+people is, 'that he wrote a good _mony_ sensible things'. One of the
+pleasantest means of annulling self is approaching such a shrine as
+the Cottage of Burns: we need not think of his misery--that is all
+gone, bad luck to it! I shall look upon it hereafter with unmixed
+pleasure, as I do my Stratford-on-Avon day with Bailey. I shall fill
+this sheet for you in the Bardie's country, going no further than
+this, till I get to the town of Ayr, which will be a nine miles' walk
+to tea.
+
+We were talking on different and indifferent things, when, on a
+sudden, we turned a corner upon the immediate country of Ayr. The
+sight was as rich as possible. I had no conception that the native
+place of Burns was so beautiful; the idea I had was more desolate: his
+'_Rigs of Barley_' seemed always to me but a few strips of green on a
+cold hill--Oh, prejudice!--It was as rich as Devon. I endeavoured
+to drink in the prospect, that I might spin it out to you, as the
+silkworm makes silk from mulberry leaves. I cannot recollect it.
+Besides all the beauty, there were the mountains of Arran Isle, black
+and huge over the sea. We came down upon everything suddenly; there
+were in our way the 'bonny Doon', with the brig that Tam o' Shanter
+crossed, Kirk Alloway, Burns's Cottage, and then the Brigs of Ayr.
+First we stood upon the Bridge across the Doon, surrounded by every
+phantasy of green in tree, meadow, and hill: the stream of the Doon,
+as a farmer told us, is covered with trees 'from head to foot'.
+You know those beautiful heaths, so fresh against the weather of a
+summer's evening; there was one stretching along behind the trees.
+
+I wish I knew always the humour my friends would be in at opening
+a letter of mine, to suit it to them as nearly as possible. I could
+always find an egg-shell for melancholy, and, as for merriment, a
+witty humour will turn anything to account. My head is sometimes in
+such a whirl in considering the million likings and antipathies of our
+moments, that I can get into no settled strain in my letters. My wig!
+Burns and sentimentality coming across you and Frank Floodgate in the
+office. Oh, Scenery, that thou shouldst be crushed between two puns!
+As for them, I venture the rascalliest in the Scotch region. I hope
+Brown does not put them in his journal: if he does, I must sit on the
+cutty-stool all next winter. We went to Kirk Alloway. 'A prophet is
+no prophet in his own country.' We went to the Cottage and took some
+whisky. I wrote a sonnet for the mere sake of writing some lines under
+the roof: they are so bad I cannot transcribe them. The man at the
+cottage was a great bore with his anecdotes. I hate the rascal. His
+life consists in fuzy, fuzzy, fuzziest. He drinks glasses, five for
+the quarter, and twelve for the hour; he is a mahogany-faced old
+jackass who knew Burns: he ought to have been kicked for having spoken
+to him. He calls himself 'a curious old bitch', but he is a flat
+old dog. I should like to employ Caliph Vathek to kick him. Oh, the
+flummery of a birthplace! Cant! cant! cant! It is enough to give
+a spirit the guts-ache. Many a true word, they say, is spoken in
+jest--this may be because his gab hindered my sublimity: the flat dog
+made me write a flat sonnet. My dear Reynolds, I cannot write about
+scenery and visitings. Fancy is indeed less than a present palpable
+reality, but it is greater than remembrance. You would lift your eyes
+from Homer only to see close before you the real Isle of Tenedos. You
+would rather read Homer afterwards than remember yourself. One song
+of Burns's is of more worth to you than all I could think for a whole
+year in his native country. His misery is a dead weight upon the
+nimbleness of one's quill; I tried to forget it--to drink toddy
+without any care--to write a merry sonnet--it won't do--he talked, he
+drank with blackguards; he was miserable. We can see horribly clear,
+in the works of such a man, his whole life, as if we were God's
+spies....
+
+
+
+TO RICHARD WOODHOUSE
+
+_The poetic character_
+
+
+Hampstead, 27 _Oct_. 1818.
+
+MY DEAR WOODHOUSE,
+
+Your letter gave me great satisfaction, more on account of its
+friendliness than any relish of that matter in it which is accounted
+so acceptable in the _genus irritabile_. The best answer I can
+give you is in a clerklike manner to make some observations on two
+principal points which seem to point like indices into the midst of
+the whole _pro_ and _con_ about genius, and views, and achievements,
+and ambition, _et coetera_. 1st. As to the poetical character itself
+(I mean that sort, of which, if I am anything, I am a member; that
+sort distinguished from the Wordsworthian, or egotistical sublime;
+which is a thing _per se_, and stands alone), it is not itself--it has
+no self--it is everything and nothing--it has no character--it enjoys
+light and shade--it lives in gusto, be it foul or fair, high or low,
+rich or poor, mean or elevated--it has as much delight in conceiving
+an Iago as an Imogen. What shocks the virtuous philosopher delights
+the chameleon poet. It does no harm from its relish of the dark side
+of things, any more than from its taste for the bright one, because
+they both end in speculation. A poet is the most unpoetical of
+anything in existence, because he has no identity; he is continually
+in for, and filling, some other body. The sun, the moon, the sea, and
+men and women, who are creatures of impulse, are poetical, and have
+about them an unchangeable attribute; the poet has none, no identity.
+He is certainly the most unpoetical of all God's creatures. If, then,
+he has no self, and if I am a poet, where is the wonder that I should
+say I would write no more? Might I not at that very instant have been
+cogitating on the characters of Saturn and Ops? It is a wretched thing
+to confess, but it is a very fact, that not one word I ever utter can
+be taken for granted as an opinion growing out of my identical nature.
+How can it, when I have no nature? When I am in a room with people,
+if I ever am free from speculating on creations of my own brain, then,
+not myself goes home to myself, but the identity of every one in the
+room begins to press upon me, [so] that I am in a very little time
+annihilated--not only among men; it would be the same in a nursery of
+children. I know not whether I make myself wholly understood: I hope
+enough so to let you see that no dependence is to be placed on what I
+said that day.
+
+In the second place, I will speak of my views, and of the life I
+purpose to myself. I am ambitious of doing the world some good: if
+I should be spared, that may be the work of maturer years--in the
+interval I will assay to reach to as high a summit in poetry as the
+nerve bestowed upon me will suffer. The faint conceptions I have of
+poems to come bring the blood frequently into my forehead. All I
+hope is, that I may not lose all interest in human affairs--that
+the solitary indifference I feel for applause, even from the finest
+spirits, will not blunt any acuteness of vision I may have. I do not
+think it will. I feel assured I should write from the mere yearning
+and fondness I have for the beautiful, even if my night's labours
+should be burnt every morning, and no eye ever shine upon them.
+But even now I am perhaps not speaking from myself, but from some
+character in whose soul I now live ...
+
+
+
+TO PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY
+
+_Returning advice_
+
+
+Hampstead, 10 _Aug_. 1820.
+
+MY DEAR SHELLEY,
+
+I am very much gratified that you, in a foreign country, and with a
+mind almost over-occupied, should write to me in the strain of the
+letter beside me. If I do not take advantage of your invitation,
+it will be prevented by a circumstance I have very much at heart to
+prophesy. There is no doubt that an English winter would put an end to
+me, and do so in a lingering, hateful manner. Therefore, I must either
+voyage or journey to Italy, as a soldier marches up to a battery.
+My nerves at present are the worst part of me, yet they feel soothed
+that, come what extreme may, I shall not be destined to remain in one
+spot long enough to take a hatred of any four particular bedposts. I
+am glad you take any pleasure in my poor poem, which I would willingly
+take the trouble to unwrite, if possible, did I care so much as I
+have done about reputation. I received a copy of the _Cenci_, as from
+yourself, from Hunt. There is only one part of it I am judge of--the
+poetry and dramatic effect, which by many spirits nowadays is
+considered the Mammon. A modern work, it is said, must have a purpose,
+which may be the God. An artist must serve Mammon; he must have
+'self-concentration'--selfishness, perhaps. You, I am sure,
+will forgive me for sincerely remarking that you might curb your
+magnanimity, and be more of an artist, and load every rift of your
+subject with ore. The thought of such discipline must fall like cold
+chains upon you, who perhaps never sat with your wings furled for six
+months together. And is not this extraordinary talk for the writer of
+_Endymion_, whose mind was like a pack of scattered cards? I am picked
+up and sorted to a pip. My imagination is a monastery, and I am its
+monk. I am in expectation of _Prometheus_ every day. Could I have my
+own wish effected, you would have it still in manuscript, or be but
+now putting an end to the second act. I remember you advising me not
+to publish my first blights, on Hampstead Heath. I am returning advice
+upon your hands. Most of the poems in the volume I send you have been
+written above two years, and would never have been published but for a
+hope of gain; so you see I am inclined enough to take your advice now.
+I must express once more my deep sense of your kindness, adding my
+sincere thanks and respects for Mrs. Shelley. In hope of soon seeing
+you--
+
+
+
+To CHARLES BROWN
+
+_A despairing cry_
+
+
+Naples, 1 _Nov_. [1820.]
+
+MY DEAR BROWN,
+
+Yesterday we were let out of quarantine, during which my health
+suffered more from bad air and the stifled cabin than it had done the
+whole voyage. The fresh air revived me a little, and I hope I am well
+enough this morning to write to you a short calm letter;--if that can
+be called one, in which I am afraid to speak of what I would
+fainest dwell upon. As I have gone thus far into it, I must go on
+a little;--perhaps it may relieve the load of _wretchedness_ which
+presses upon me. The persuasion that I shall see her no more will kill
+me. My dear Brown, I should have had her when I was in health, and I
+should have remained well. I can bear to die--I cannot bear to leave
+her. Oh, God! God! God! Everything I have in my trunks that reminds
+me of her goes through me like a spear. The silk lining she put in my
+travelling cap scalds my head. My imagination is horribly vivid
+about her--I see her--I hear her. There is nothing in the world of
+sufficient interest to divert me from her a moment. This was the case
+when I was in England: I cannot recollect, without shuddering, the
+time that I was a prisoner at Hunt's, and used to keep my eyes
+fixed on Hampstead all day. Then there was a good hope of seeing
+her again--Now!--O that I could be buried near where she lives! I
+am afraid to write to her--to receive a letter from her--to see her
+handwriting would break my heart--even to hear of her anyhow, to see
+her name written, would be more than I can bear. My dear Brown, what
+am I to do? Where can I look for consolation or ease? If I had any
+chance of recovery, this passion would kill me. Indeed, through the
+whole of my illness, both at your house and at Kentish Town, this
+fever has never ceased wearing me out. When you write to me, which you
+will do immediately, write to Rome (_poste restante_)--if she is well
+and happy, put a mark thus +; if--
+
+Remember me to all. I will endeavour to bear my miseries patiently.
+A person in my state of health should not have such miseries to bear.
+Write a short note to my sister, saying you have heard from me. Severn
+is very well. If I were in better health I would urge your coming to
+Rome. I fear there is no one can give me any comfort. Is there any
+news of George? O that something fortunate had ever happened to me or
+my brothers!--then I might hope,--but despair is forced upon me as a
+habit. My dear Brown, for my sake, be her advocate for ever. I
+cannot say a word about Naples; I do not feel at all concerned in the
+thousand novelties around me. I am afraid to write to her. I should
+like her to know that I do not forget her. Oh, Brown, I have coals of
+fire in my breast. It surprises me that the human heart is capable of
+containing and bearing so much misery. Was I born for this end? God
+bless her, and her mother, and my sister, and George, and his wife,
+and you, and all!...
+
+
+
+
+THOMAS HOOD
+
+1799-1845
+
+
+
+To CHARLES DICKENS
+
+_American Notes_
+
+
+17 Elm Tree Road, 12 _Oct_. 1842.
+
+DEAR DICKENS,
+
+Can you let me have an early copy of the _American Notes_ so that I
+may review it in the _New Monthly_? Is it really likely to be ready
+as advertised? I aim this at Devonshire Place, supposing you to be
+returned, for with these winds 'tis no fit time for the coast. But
+your bones are not so weather unwise (for ignorance _is_ bliss) as
+mine. I should have asked this by word of mouth in Devonshire Place,
+but the weather has kept me indoors. It is no fiction that the
+complaint, derived from Dutch malaria seven years ago, is revived by
+Easterly winds. Otherwise I have been better than usual, and 'never
+say die'. Don't forget about the Yankee Notes. I never had but one
+American friend, and lost him through _a good crop of pears_. He paid
+us a visit in England; whereupon in honour of him, a pear tree, which
+had never borne fruit to speak of within memory of man, was loaded
+with ninety dozen of brown somethings. Our gardener said they were
+a _keeping_ sort, and would be good at Christmas; whereupon, as our
+Jonathan was on the eve of sailing for the States, we sent him a few
+dozens to dessert him on the voyage. Some he put at the bottom of a
+trunk (he wrote to us) to take to America; but he could not have been
+gone above a day or two, when all _our_ pears began to rot! _His_
+would, of course, by sympathy, and I presume spoilt his linen or
+clothes, for I have never heard of him since. Perhaps he thought I had
+_done_ him on purpose, and for sartin the tree, my accomplice, never
+bore any more pears, good or bad, after that supernatural crop.
+
+Pray present my respects for me to Mrs. Dickens. How she must enjoy
+being at home and discovering her children, after her Columbusing, and
+only discovering America!
+
+
+
+TO THE MANCHESTER ATHENAEUM
+
+_The uses of literature_
+
+
+(From my bed)
+
+17 Elm Tree Road, St. John's Wood, 18 _July_, 1843.
+
+GENTLEMEN,
+
+If my humble name can be of the least use for your purpose, it is
+heartily at your service, with my best wishes for the prosperity of
+the Manchester Athenaeum, and my warmest approval of the objects of
+that Institution.
+
+I have elsewhere recorded my own deep obligations to Literature--that
+a natural turn for reading, and intellectual pursuits, probably
+preserved me from the moral shipwreck so apt to befall those who are
+deprived in early life of the paternal pilotage. At the very least my
+books kept me aloof from the ring, the dog-pit, the tavern, and the
+saloons, with their degrading orgies. For the closet associate of Pope
+and Addison, the mind accustomed to the noble, though silent discourse
+of Shakespeare and Milton, will hardly seek, or put up with low
+company and slang. The reading animal will not be content with the
+brutish wallowings that satisfy the unlearned pigs of the world.
+Later experience enables me to depose to the comfort and blessing that
+literature can prove in seasons of sickness and sorrow; how powerfully
+intellectual pursuits can help in keeping the head from crazing, and
+the heart from breaking; nay, not to be too grave, how generous mental
+food can even atone for a meagre diet; rich fare on the paper, for
+short commons on the cloth.
+
+Poisoned by the malaria of the Dutch marshes, my stomach for many
+months resolutely set itself against fish, flesh, or fowl; my appetite
+had no more edge than the German knife placed before me. But luckily
+the mental palate and digestion were still sensible and vigorous; and
+whilst I passed untasted every dish at the Rhenish table-d'-hôte,
+I could still enjoy my _Peregrine Pickle_, and the feast after the
+manner of the Ancients. There was no yearning towards calf's head
+_à la tortue_, or sheep's heart; but I could still relish Head _à la
+Brunnen_, and the _Heart of Mid-Lothian._ Still more recently it was
+my misfortune, with a tolerable appetite, to be condemned to Lenten
+fare, like Sancho Panza, by my physician, to a diet, in fact, lower
+than any prescribed by the Poor-Law Commissioners, all animal food,
+from a bullock to a rabbit, being strictly interdicted, as well as
+all fluids stronger than that which lays dust, washes pinafores, and
+waters polyanthus. But the feast of reason and the flow of soul were
+still mine!
+
+Denied beef, I had Bulwer and Cowper; forbidden mutton, there was
+Lamb; and in lieu of pork, the great Bacon, or Hogg. Then as to
+beverage; it was hard, doubtless, for a Christian to set his face,
+like a Turk, against the juice of the grape. But, eschewing wine,
+I had still my Butler; and in the absence of liquor, all the Choice
+Spirits from Tom Browne to Tom Moore. Thus though confined physically
+to the drink that drowns kittens, I quaffed mentally, not merely the
+best of our own home-made, but the rich, racy, sparkling growths of
+France and Italy, of Germany and Spain; the champagne of Molière, the
+Monte Pulciano of Boccaccio, the hock of Schiller, and the sherry of
+Cervantes. Depressed bodily by the fluid that damps everything, I got
+intellectually elevated with Milton, a little merry with Swift, or
+rather jolly with Rabelais, whose Pantagruel, by the way, is equal to
+the best gruel with rum in it.
+
+So far can Literature palliate, or compensate, for gastronomical
+privations. But there are other evils, great and small, in this world,
+which try the stomach less than the head, the heart, and the temper;
+bowls that will not roll right, well-laid schemes that will 'gang
+aglee', and ill winds that blow with the pertinacity of the monsoon.
+Of these Providence has allotted me a full share, but still,
+paradoxical as it may sound, my _burthen_ has been greatly lightened
+by a _load of books_. The manner of this will be best understood by a
+_feline_ illustration. Everybody has heard of the two Kilkenny cats,
+who devoured each other; but it is not so generally known, that they
+left behind them an orphan kitten, which, true to its breed, began to
+eat itself up, till it was diverted from the operation by a mouse. Now
+the human mind, under vexation, is like that kitten, for it is apt to
+_prey upon itself_, unless drawn off by a new object, and none better
+for the purpose than a book. For example, one of Defoe's; for who,
+in reading his thrilling _History of the Great Plague_, would not be
+reconciled to a few little ones?
+
+Many, many a dreary weary hour have I got over--many a gloomy
+misgiving postponed--many a mental and bodily annoyance forgotten by
+help of the tragedies, and comedies, of our dramatists and novelists!
+Many a trouble has been soothed by the still small voice of the moral
+philosopher; many a dragon-like care charmed to sleep by the sweet
+song of the poet! For all which I cry incessantly, not aloud, but in
+my heart, 'Thanks and honour to the glorious masters of the pen, and
+the great inventors of the press!' Such has been my own experience of
+the blessing and comfort of literature and intellectual pursuits;
+and of the same mind, doubtless, was Sir Humphry Davy, who went for
+_Consolations in Travel_, not to the inn, or the posting-house, but to
+his library and his books.
+
+
+
+To DR. MOIR
+
+_A humourist to the last_
+
+
+[1845.]
+
+DEAR MOIR,
+
+God bless you and yours, and good-bye! I drop these few lines, as in a
+bottle from a ship water-logged, and on the brink of foundering, being
+in the last stage of dropsical debility; but though suffering in body,
+serene in mind. So without reversing my union-jack, I await my last
+lurch. Till which, believe me, dear Moir,
+
+Yours most truly.
+
+
+
+To SIR ROBERT PEEL
+
+_A farewell letter_
+
+
+Devonshire Lodge, New Finchley Road, [1845].
+
+DEAR SIR,
+
+We are not to meet in the flesh. Given over by my physicians and by
+myself, I am only kept alive by frequent instalments of mulled port
+wine. In this extremity I feel a comfort, for which I cannot refrain
+from again thanking you, with all the sincerity of a dying man,--and,
+at the same time, bidding you a respectful farewell.
+
+Thank God my mind is composed and my reason undisturbed, but my race
+as an author is run. My physical debility finds no tonic virtue in
+a steel pen, otherwise I would have written one more paper--a
+forewarning one--against an evil, or the danger of it, arising from
+a literary movement in which I have had some share, a one-sided
+humanity, opposite to that Catholic Shakespearian sympathy, which
+felt with King as well as Peasant, and duly estimated the mortal
+temptations of both stations. Certain classes at the poles of Society
+are already too far asunder; it should be the duty of our writers to
+draw them nearer by kindly attraction, not to aggravate the existing
+repulsion, and place a wider moral gulf between Rich and Poor, with
+Hate on the one side and Fear on the other. But I am too weak for this
+task, the last I had set myself; it is death that stops my pen, you
+see, and not the pension.
+
+God bless you, Sir, and prosper all your measures for the benefit of
+my beloved country.
+
+
+
+
+ROBERT BROWNING
+
+1812-1889
+
+
+ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING
+
+1806-1861
+
+
+
+To LEIGH HUNT
+
+_A joint epistle_
+
+
+Bagni di Lucca, 6 _Oct_. 1857.
+
+DEAR LEIGH HUNT,
+
+(It is hard to write, but you bade me do so; yet I had better say
+'Master Hunt', as they used to call Webster or Ford.) A nine months'
+silence after such a letter as yours seems too strange even to you
+perhaps. So understand that you gave us more delight at once than we
+could bear, that was the beginning of the waiting to recover spirit
+and try and do one's feeling a little less injustice. But soon
+followed unexpected sorrows to us and to you, and the expression of
+even gratitude grew hard again. Certainly all this while your letter
+has been laid before our very eyes, and we have waited for a brighter
+day than ever came till we left Florence two months ago and more, then
+we brought it to 'answer' among the chestnut trees; but immediately
+on our arrival a friend was attacked by fever, and we were kept in
+anxiety about him for six weeks. At last he recovered sufficiently to
+leave for Florence, and (just think) our little boy became ill,
+for the first time in his life, and gave us solicitude enough for a
+fortnight: it is nothing now that it is over; he is going about now
+almost as well as before, and we go away to-morrow, as I said. But I
+will try and get one, at least, of the joys I came to find here, and
+really write to you from this place, as I meant to do. '_I_'--you
+know it is my wife that I write for, though you entangle and distract
+either of us by the reverberations (so to speak) of pleasures over and
+above the pleasure you give us. I intend to say, that you praise that
+poem, and mix it up with praise of her very self, and then give it to
+me directly, and then give it to _her_ with the pride you have just
+given me, and then it somehow comes back to me increased so far, till
+the effect is just as you probably intended. I wish my wife may know
+you more: I wish you may see and know her more, but you cannot live
+by her eleven years, as I have done--or yes, what cannot you do, being
+the man, the poet you are? This last word, I dare think, I have a
+right to say; I _have_ always venerated you as a poet; I believe your
+poetry to be sure of its eventual reward; other people, not unlikely,
+may feel like me, that there has been no need of getting into feverish
+haste to cry out on what is; yet you, who wrote it, can leave it and
+look at other poetry, and speak so of it: how well of you!
+
+I am still too near the production of _Aurora Leigh_ to be quite able
+to see it all; my wife used to write it, and lay it down to hear our
+child spell, or when a visitor came,--it was thrust under the cushion
+then. At Paris, a year ago last March, she gave me the first six books
+to read, I having never seen a line before. She then wrote the rest,
+and transcribed them in London, where I read them also. I wish, in
+one sense, that I had written and she had read it.... I shall commend
+myself to you by telling you this. Indeed, the proper acknowledgement
+of your letter seems to be that one should do something, not say
+something. If you were here, I might quite naturally begin repeating
+_Giaffar_ or _Solomon_, and the rest. You would see whether I was not
+capable of getting all the good out of your praise.
+
+While I write, there is a strange thing that happened last night
+impossible to get out of my thoughts. It may give you pain to tell you
+of it, yet if with the pain come triumphant memories and hopes, as I
+expect there will, you may choose the pain with them. What decides me
+to tell it is that I heard you years ago allude to the destruction of
+a volume of _Lamia, Isabella, &c., to be restored to you yet_--now you
+remember; also, I think, of your putting my name near Shelley's in the
+end of your letter, where you say 'since I lost Shelley'. Is it not
+strange that I should have transcribed for the first time, last night,
+the _Indian Serenade_ that, together with some verses of Metastasio,
+accompanied that book? That I should have been reserved to tell
+the present possessor of them--to whom they were given by Captain
+Roberts--_what_ the poem _was, and that it had been published_! It is
+preserved religiously; but the characters are all but illegible, and
+I needed a good magnifying-glass to be quite sure of such of them as
+remain. The end is that I have rescued three or four variations in the
+reading of that divine little poem, as one reads it, at least, in the
+_Posthumous Poems_. It is headed the _Indian_ _Serenade_ (not _Lines
+to an Indian Air_). In the first stanza the seventh line is 'Hath led
+me'; in the second, the third line is 'And the champak's odours fail';
+and the eighth, 'O! Beloved as thou art!' In the last stanza, the
+seventh line was, 'Oh, press it to thine own again.' Are not all these
+better readings? (even to the 'Hath' for 'Has'.) There, I give them
+you as you gave us Milton's hair. If I have mistaken in telling you,
+you will understand and forgive.
+
+I think I will ask my wife to say a word or two so I shall be sure
+that you forgive. Now let my wife say the remainder. All I have
+wished to do--know how little likely it was that I should succeed in
+that--was to assure you of my pride and affectionate gratitude.--God
+bless you ever,
+
+R.B.
+
+
+Dear friend, I will say; for I feel it must be something as good as
+friendship that can forgive and understand this silence, so much like
+the veriest human kind of ingratitude. When I look back and think--all
+this time after that letter, and not a sign made--I wonder. Yet,
+if you knew! First of all, we were silent because we waited for
+information which you seemed to desire.... Then there were sadder
+reasons. Poor _Aurora_, that you were so more than kind to (oh, how
+can I think of it?), has been steeped in tears, and some of them of a
+very bitter sort. Your letter was addressed to my husband, you knowing
+by your delicate true instinct where your praise would give most
+pleasure; but I believe Robert had not the heart to write when I felt
+that I should not have the spirits to add a word in the proper key.
+When we came here from Florence a few months ago to get repose and
+cheerfulness from the sight of the mountains, we said to ourselves
+that we would speak to you at ease--instead of which the word was
+taken from our own mouth, and we have done little but sit by sick beds
+and meditate on gastric fevers. So disturbed we have been--so sad! our
+darling precious child the last victim. To see him lying still on his
+golden curls, with cheeks too scarlet to suit the poor patient eyes,
+looking so frightfully like an angel! It was very hard. But this is
+over, I do thank God, and we are on the point of carrying back our
+treasure with us to Florence to-morrow, quite recovered, if a little
+thinner and weaker, and the young voice as merry as ever. You are
+aware that that child I am more proud of than twenty _Auroras_, even
+after Leigh Hunt has praised them. He is eight years old, has never
+been '_crammed_', but reads English, Italian, French, German, and
+plays the piano--then, is the sweetest child! sweeter than he looks.
+When he was ill, he said to me, 'You pet! don't be unhappy about
+_me_. Think it's a boy in the street, and be a little sorry, but not
+unhappy.' Who could not be unhappy, I wonder?
+
+I never saw your book called the _Religion of the Heart._ It's the
+only book of yours I never saw, and I mean to wipe out that reproach
+on the soonest day possible. I receive more dogmas, perhaps (my
+'perhaps' being in the dark rather), than you do. I believe in the
+divinity of Jesus Christ in the intensest sense--that he was God
+absolutely. But for the rest, I am very unorthodox--about the spirit,
+the flesh, and the devil, and if you would not let me sit by you, a
+great many churchmen wouldn't; in fact, churches do all of them, as at
+present constituted, seem too narrow and low to hold true Christianity
+in its proximate developments. I, at least, cannot help believing them
+so.
+
+My dear friend, can we dare, after our sins against you--can we dare
+_wish_ for a letter from you sometimes? Ask, we dare not. May God
+bless you. Even if you had not praised me and made me so grateful,
+I should be grateful to you for three things--for your poetry (that
+first), then for Milton's hair, and then for the memory I have of
+our visit to you, when you sat in that chair and spoke so mildly and
+deeply at once.
+
+Let me be ever affectionately yours,
+
+ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING.
+
+
+
+
+CHARLOTTE BRONTË
+
+1816-1855
+
+
+
+TO A FRIEND
+
+_Trials of a governess_
+
+
+_July_ 1839.
+
+I cannot procure ink, without going into the drawing-room, where I do
+not wish to go.... I should have written to you long since, and told
+you every detail of the utterly new scene into which I have lately
+been cast, had I not been daily expecting a letter from yourself, and
+wondering and lamenting that you did not write; for you will remember
+it was your turn. I must not bother you too much with my sorrows, of
+which, I fear, you have heard an exaggerated account. If you were near
+me, perhaps I might be tempted to tell you all, to grow egotistical,
+and pour out the long history of a private governess's trials and
+crosses in her first situation. As it is, I will only ask you to
+imagine the miseries of a reserved wretch like me, thrown at once into
+the midst of a large family--proud as peacocks and wealthy as Jews--at
+a time when they were particularly gay--when the house was filled with
+company--all strangers--people whose faces I had never seen before.
+In this state I had charge given me of a set of pampered, spoilt,
+turbulent children, whom I was expected constantly to amuse, as well
+as to instruct. I soon found that the constant demand on my stock
+of animal spirits reduced them to the lowest state of exhaustion; at
+times I felt--and, I suppose, seemed--depressed. To my astonishment,
+I was taken to task on the subject by Mrs.----, with a sternness of
+manner and a harshness of language scarcely credible; like a fool, I
+cried most bitterly. I could not help it; my spirits quite failed me
+at first. I thought I had done my best--strained every nerve to please
+her; and to be treated in that way, merely because I was shy and
+sometimes melancholy, was too bad. At first I was for giving all up
+and going home. But, after a little reflection, I determined to summon
+what energy I had, and to weather the storm. I said to myself, 'I have
+never yet quitted a place without gaining a friend; adversity is
+a good school; the poor are born to labour, and the dependent to
+endure.' I resolved to be patient, to command my feelings, and to take
+what came; the ordeal, I reflected, would not last many weeks, and I
+trusted it would do me good. I recollected the fable of the willow and
+the oak; I bent quietly, and now, I trust, the storm is blowing over
+me. Mrs. ---- is generally considered an agreeable woman; so she is, I
+doubt not, in general society. Her health is sound, her animal spirits
+good, consequently she is cheerful in company; but oh! does this
+compensate for the absence of every fine feeling--of every gentle and
+delicate sentiment? She behaves somewhat more civilly to me now than
+she did at first, and the children are a little more manageable; but
+she does not know my character, and she does not wish to know it.
+I have never had five minutes' conversation with her since I came,
+except while she was scolding me. I have no wish to be pitied, except
+by yourself; if I were talking to you I could tell you much more.
+
+
+
+To WILLIAM WORDSWORTH
+
+_Thanks for advice_
+
+
+[1840.]
+
+... Authors are generally very tenacious of their productions, but I
+am not so much attached to this but that I can give it up without
+much distress. No doubt, if I had gone on, I should have made quite
+a Richardsonian concern of it.... I had materials in my head for
+half-a-dozen volumes.... Of course, it is with considerable regret I
+relinquish any scheme so charming as the one I have sketched. It is
+very edifying and profitable to create a world out of your own brains,
+and people it with inhabitants, who are so many Melchisedecs, and have
+no father nor mother but your own imagination.... I am sorry I did
+not exist fifty or sixty years ago, when the _Ladies' Magazine_ was
+flourishing like a green bay tree. In that case, I make no doubt, my
+aspirations after literary fame would have met with due encouragement,
+and I should have had the pleasure of introducing Messrs. Percy and
+West into the very best society, and recording all their sayings and
+doings in double-columned close-printed pages.... I recollect, when I
+was a child, getting hold of some antiquated volumes, and reading
+them by stealth with the most exquisite pleasure. You give a correct
+description of the patient Grisels of those days. My aunt was one of
+them; and to this day she thinks the tales of the _Ladies' Magazine_
+infinitely superior to any trash of modern literature. So do I; for
+I read them in childhood, and childhood has a very strong faculty of
+admiration, but a very weak one of criticism.... I am pleased that
+you cannot quite decide whether I am an attorney's clerk or a
+novel-reading dressmaker. I will not help you at all in the discovery;
+and as to my handwriting, or the ladylike touches in my style and
+imagery, you must not draw any conclusion from that--I may employ an
+amanuensis. Seriously, sir, I am very much obliged to you for your
+kind and candid letter. I almost wonder you took the trouble to read
+and notice the novelette of an anonymous scribe, who had not even the
+manners to tell you whether he was a man or a woman, or whether his
+'C.T.' meant Charles Timms or Charlotte Tomkins.
+
+
+
+TO A FRIEND
+
+_At school abroad_
+
+
+Brussels [c. _May_ 1842].
+
+I was twenty-six years old a week or two since; and at this ripe time
+of life I am a school-girl, and, on the whole, very happy in that
+capacity. It felt very strange at first to submit to authority instead
+of exercising it--to obey orders instead of giving them; but I like
+that state of things. I returned to it with the same avidity that a
+cow, that has long been kept on dry hay, returns to fresh grass. Don't
+laugh at my simile. It is natural to me to submit, and very unnatural
+to command.
+
+This is a large school, in which there are about forty externes, or
+day-pupils, and twelve pensionnaires, or boarders. Madame Héger,
+the head, is a lady of precisely the same cast of mind, degree of
+cultivation, and quality of intellect as Miss ----. I think the severe
+points are a little softened, because she has not been disappointed,
+and consequently soured. In a word, she is a married instead of a
+maiden lady. There are three teachers in the school--Mademoiselle
+Blanche, Mademoiselle Sophie, and Mademoiselle Marie. The two first
+have no particular character. One is an old maid, and the other will
+be one. Mademoiselle Marie is talented and original, but of repulsive
+and arbitrary manners, which have made the whole school, except myself
+and Emily, her bitter enemies. No less than seven masters attend, to
+teach the different branches of education--French, Drawing, Music,
+Singing, Writing, Arithmetic, and German. All in the house are
+Catholics except ourselves, one other girl, and the gouvernante
+of Madame's children, an Englishwoman, in rank something between a
+lady's-maid and a nursery governess. The difference in country and
+religion makes a broad line of demarcation between us and all the
+rest. We are completely isolated in the midst of numbers. Yet I think
+I am never unhappy; my present life is so delightful, so congenial to
+my own nature, compared to that of a governess. My time, constantly
+occupied, passes too rapidly. Hitherto both Emily and I have had good
+health, and therefore we have been able to work well. There is one
+individual of whom I have not yet spoken--M. Héger, the husband of
+Madame. He is professor of rhetoric, a man of power as to mind, but
+very choleric and irritable in temperament. He is very angry with me
+just at present, because I have written a translation which he chose
+to stigmatize as '_peu correcte_'. He did not tell me so, but wrote
+the word on the margin of my book, and asked, in brief stern phrase,
+how it happened that my compositions were always better than my
+translations? adding that the thing seemed to him inexplicable. The
+fact is, some weeks ago, in a high-flown humour, he forbade me to use
+either dictionary or grammar in translating the most difficult English
+compositions into French. This makes the task rather arduous, and
+compels me every now and then to introduce an English word, which
+nearly plucks the eyes out of his head when he sees it. Emily and he
+don't draw well together at all. Emily works like a horse, and she has
+had great difficulties to contend with--far greater than I have
+had. Indeed, those who come to a French school for instruction ought
+previously to have acquired a considerable knowledge of the French
+language, otherwise they will lose a great deal of time, for the
+course of instruction is adapted to natives and not to foreigners;
+and in these large establishments they will not change their ordinary
+course for one or two strangers. The few private lessons that M. Héger
+has vouchsafed to give us, are, I suppose, to be considered a great
+favour; and I can perceive they have already excited much spite and
+jealousy in the school.
+
+You will abuse this letter for being short and dreary, and there are a
+hundred things which I want to tell you, but I have not time. Brussels
+is a beautiful city. The Belgians hate the English. Their external
+morality is more rigid than ours. To lace the stays without a
+handkerchief on the neck is considered a disgusting piece of
+indelicacy.
+
+
+
+To A FRIEND
+
+_Curates to tea_
+
+
+[1845.]
+
+You thought I refused you coldly, did you? It was a queer sort of
+coldness, when I would have given my ears to say Yes, and was obliged
+to say No. Matters, however, are now a little changed. Anne is come
+home, and her presence certainly makes me feel more at liberty. Then,
+if all be well, I will come and see you. Tell me only when I must
+come. Mention the week and the day. Have the kindness also to answer
+the following queries, if you can. How far is it from Leeds to
+Sheffield? Can you give me a notion of the cost? Of course, when I
+come, you will let me enjoy your own company in peace, and not drag me
+out a-visiting. I have no desire at all to see your curate. I think he
+must be like all the other curates I have seen; and they seem to me
+a self-seeking, vain, empty race. At this blessed moment, we have no
+less than three of them in Haworth parish--and there is not one to
+mend another. The other day, they all three, accompanied by Mr. S.,
+dropped, or rather rushed, in unexpectedly to tea. It was Monday
+(baking-day), and I was hot and tired; still, if they had behaved
+quietly and decently, I would have served them out their tea in peace;
+but they began glorifying themselves, and abusing Dissenters in such
+a manner, that my temper lost its balance, and I pronounced a few
+sentences sharply and rapidly, which struck them all dumb. Papa was
+greatly horrified also, but I don't regret it.
+
+
+
+To GEORGE HENRY LEWES
+
+_Herself and Miss Austen_
+
+
+12 _Jan_. 1848.
+
+Dear Sir,
+
+I thank you then sincerely for your generous review; and it is with
+the sense of double content I express my gratitude, because I am now
+sure the tribute is not superfluous or obtrusive. You were not severe
+on _Jane Eyre_; you were very lenient. I am glad you told me my faults
+plainly in private, for in your public notice you touch on them so
+lightly, I should perhaps have passed them over, thus indicated, with
+too little reflection.
+
+I mean to observe your warning about being careful how I undertake new
+works; my stock of materials is not abundant, but very slender; and
+besides, neither my experience, my acquirements, nor my powers, are
+sufficiently varied to justify my ever becoming a frequent writer. I
+tell you this, because your article in _Fraser_ left in me an uneasy
+impression that you were disposed to think better of the author of
+_Jane Eyre_ than that individual deserved; and I would rather you had
+a correct than a flattering opinion of me, even though I should never
+see you.
+
+If I ever _do_ write another book, I think I will have nothing of what
+you call 'melodrama'; I _think_ so, but I am not sure. I _think_,
+too, I will endeavour to follow the counsel which shines out of
+Miss Austen's 'mild eyes', 'to finish more and be more subdued'; but
+neither am I sure of that. When authors write best, or at least, when
+they write most fluently, an influence seems to waken in them, which
+becomes their master--which will have its own way--putting out of view
+all behests but its own, dictating certain words, and insisting
+on their being used, whether vehement or measured in their nature;
+new-moulding characters, giving unthought-of turns to incidents,
+rejecting carefully-elaborated old ideas, and suddenly creating and
+adopting new ones.
+
+Is it not so? And should we try to counteract this influence? Can we
+indeed counteract it?
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Why do you like Miss Austen so very much? I am puzzled on that point.
+What induced you to say that you would have rather written _Pride and
+Prejudice_, or _Tom Jones_, than any of the Waverley Novels?
+
+I had not seen _Pride and Prejudice_ till I read that sentence of
+yours, and then I got the book. And what did I find? An accurate,
+daguerreotyped portrait of a commonplace face; a carefully-fenced,
+highly-cultivated garden, with neat borders and delicate flowers; but
+no glance of a bright, vivid physiognomy, no open country, no fresh
+air, no blue hill, no bonny beck. I should hardly like to live with
+her ladies and gentlemen, in their elegant but confined houses. These
+observations will probably irritate you, but I shall run the risk.
+
+Now I can understand admiration of George Sand; for though I never saw
+any of her works which I admired throughout (even _Consuelo_, which
+is the best, or the best that I have read, appears to me to couple
+strange extravagance with wondrous excellence), yet she has a grasp of
+mind, which, if I cannot fully comprehend, I can very deeply respect;
+she is sagacious and profound;--Miss Austen is only shrewd and
+observant.
+
+Am I wrong--or, were you hasty in what you said? If you have time,
+I should be glad to hear further on this subject; if not, or if you
+think the questions frivolous, do not trouble yourself to reply.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The argument continued_
+
+
+18 _Jan_. 1848.
+
+Dear Sir,
+
+I must write you one more note, though I had not intended to trouble
+you again so soon. I have to agree with you, and to differ from you.
+
+You correct my crude remarks on the subject of the 'influence'; well,
+I accept your definition of what the effects of that influence should
+be; I recognize the wisdom of your rules for its regulation....
+
+What a strange lecture comes next in your letter! You say I must
+familiarize my mind with the fact, that 'Miss Austen is not a poetess,
+has no "sentiment"' (you scornfully enclose the word in inverted
+commas), 'no eloquence, none of the ravishing enthusiasm of
+poetry',--and then you add, I _must_ 'learn to acknowledge her as _one
+of the greatest artists, of the greatest painters of human character_,
+and one of the writers with the nicest sense of means to an end that
+ever lived'.
+
+The last point only will I ever acknowledge.
+
+Can there be a great artist without poetry?
+
+What I call--what I will bend to, as a great artist then--cannot
+be destitute of the divine gift. But by _poetry_, I am sure, you
+understand something different to what I do, as you do by 'sentiment'.
+It is _poetry_, as I comprehend the word, which elevates that
+masculine George Sand, and makes out of something coarse, something
+Godlike. It is 'sentiment', in my sense of the term--sentiment
+jealously hidden, but genuine, which extracts the venom from that
+formidable Thackeray, and converts what might be corrosive poison into
+purifying elixir.
+
+If Thackeray did not cherish in his large heart deep feeling for his
+kind, he would delight to exterminate; as it is, I believe, he wishes
+only to reform. Miss Austen being, as you say, without 'sentiment',
+without _poetry_, maybe _is_ sensible, real (more _real_ than _true_),
+but she cannot be great.
+
+I submit to your anger, which I have now excited (for have I not
+questioned the perfection of your darling?); the storm may pass over
+me. Nevertheless, I will, when I can (I do not know when that will be,
+as I have no access to a circulating library), diligently peruse all
+Miss Austen's works, as you recommend.... You must forgive me for
+not always being able to think as you do, and still believe me, Yours
+gratefully.
+
+
+
+TO A FRIEND
+
+_Illness and death of Emily Brontë_
+
+
+23 _Nov_. 1848.
+
+I told you Emily was ill, in my last letter. She has not rallied yet.
+She is _very_ ill. I believe, if you were to see her, your impression
+would be that there is no hope. A more hollow, wasted, pallid aspect
+I have not beheld. The deep tight cough continues; the breathing after
+the least exertion is a rapid pant; and these symptoms are accompanied
+by pains in the chest and side. Her pulse, the only time she allowed
+it to be felt, was found to beat 115 per minute. In this state she
+resolutely refuses to see a doctor; she will give no explanation of
+her feelings, she will scarcely allow her feelings to be alluded to.
+Our position is, and has been for some weeks, exquisitely painful. God
+only knows how all this is to terminate. More than once, I have been
+forced boldly to regard the terrible event of her loss as possible,
+and even probable. But nature shrinks from such thoughts. I think
+Emily seems the nearest thing to my heart in the world.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+10 _Dec_.
+
+I hardly know what to say to you about the subject which now interests
+me the most keenly of anything in this world, for, in truth, I hardly
+know what to think myself. Hope and fear fluctuate daily. The pain in
+her side and chest is better; the cough, the shortness of breath, the
+extreme emaciation, continue. I have endured, however, such tortures
+of uncertainty on this subject that, at length, I could endure it
+no longer; and as her repugnance to seeing a medical man continues
+immutable,--as she declares 'no poisoning doctor' shall come near
+her,--I have written, unknown to her, to an eminent physician in
+London, giving as minute a statement of her case and symptoms as I
+could draw up, and requesting an opinion. I expect an answer in a day
+or two. I am thankful to say that my own health at present is very
+tolerable. It is well such is the case; for Anne, with the best will
+in the world to be useful, is really too delicate to do or bear much.
+She too, at present, has frequent pains in the side. Papa is also
+pretty well, though Emily's state renders him very anxious.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_[Tuesday.]_
+
+I should have written to you before, if I had had one word of hope to
+say; but I have not. She grows daily weaker. The physician's opinion
+was expressed too obscurely to be of use. He sent some medicine, which
+she would not take. Moments so dark as these I have never known. I
+pray for God's support to us all. Hitherto He has granted it.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+21 _Dec_. 1848.
+
+Emily suffers no more from pain or weakness now. She never will suffer
+more in this world. She is gone, after a hard, short conflict. She
+died on _Tuesday_, the very day I wrote to you. I thought it very
+possible she might be with us still for weeks; and a few hours
+afterwards, she was in eternity. Yes; there is no Emily in time or
+on earth now. Yesterday we put her poor, wasted, mortal frame quietly
+under the church pavement. We are very calm at present. Why should we
+be otherwise? The anguish of seeing her suffer is over; the spectacle
+of the pains of death is gone by; the funeral day is past. We feel she
+is at peace. No need now to tremble for the hard frost and the keen
+wind. Emily does not feel them. She died in a time of promise. We saw
+her taken from life in its prime. But it is God's will, and the place
+where she is gone is better than that she has left.
+
+God has sustained me, in a way that I marvel at, through such agony
+as I had not conceived. I now look at Anne, and wish she were well and
+strong; but she is neither; nor is papa. Could you now come to us for
+a few days? I would not ask you to stay long. Write and tell me if you
+could come next week, and by what train. I would try to send a gig for
+you to Keighley. You will, I trust, find us tranquil. Try to come. I
+never so much needed the consolation of a friend's presence. Pleasure,
+of course, there would be none for you in the visit, except what your
+kind heart would teach you to find in doing good to others.
+
+
+
+To MR. G. SMITH
+
+_Thackeray and 'Esmond'_
+
+
+14 _Feb_. 1852.
+
+MY DEAR SIR,
+
+It has been a great delight to me to read Mr. Thackeray's work; and
+I so seldom now express my sense of kindness that, for once, you must
+permit me, without rebuke, to thank you for a pleasure so rare and
+special. Yet I am not going to praise either Mr. Thackeray or his
+book. I have read, enjoyed, been interested, and after all, feel full
+as much ire and sorrow as gratitude and admiration. And still one
+can never lay down a book of his without the two last feelings having
+their part, be the subject or treatment what it may. In the first half
+of the book, what chiefly struck me was the wonderful manner in which
+the writer throws himself into the spirit and letters of the times
+whereof he treats; the allusions, the illustrations, the style,
+all seem to me so masterly in their exact keeping, their harmonious
+consistency, their nice, natural truth, their pure exemption from
+exaggeration. No second-rate imitator can write in that way; no coarse
+scene-painter can charm us with an allusion so delicate and perfect.
+But what bitter satire, what relentless dissection of diseased
+subjects! Well, and this, too, is right, or would be right, if
+the savage surgeon did not seem so fiercely pleased with his work.
+Thackeray likes to dissect an ulcer or an aneurism; he has pleasure
+in putting his cruel knife or probe into quivering, living flesh.
+Thackeray would not like all the world to be good; no great satirist
+would like society to be perfect.
+
+As usual, he is unjust to women; quite unjust. There is hardly any
+punishment he does not deserve for making Lady Castlewood peep through
+a keyhole, listen at a door, and be jealous of a boy and a milkmaid.
+Many other things I noticed that, for my part, grieved and exasperated
+me as I read; but then, again, came passages so true, so deeply
+thought, so tenderly felt, one could not help forgiving and
+admiring....
+
+But I wish he could be told not to care much for dwelling on the
+political or religious intrigues of the times. Thackeray, in his
+heart, does not value political or religious intrigues of any age or
+date. He likes to show us human nature at home, as he himself daily
+sees it; his wonderful observant faculty likes to be in action. In him
+this faculty is a sort of captain and leader; and if ever any passage
+in his writings lacks interest, it is when this master-faculty is for
+a time thrust into a subordinate position. I think such is the case in
+the former half of the present volume. Towards the middle, he throws
+off restraint, becomes himself, and is strong to the close. Everything
+now depends on the second and third volumes. If, in pith and interest,
+they fall short of the first, a true success cannot ensue. If the
+continuation be an improvement upon the commencement, if the stream
+gather force as it rolls, Thackeray will triumph. Some people have
+been in the habit of terming him the second writer of the day; it just
+depends on himself whether or not these critics shall be justified in
+their award. He need not be the second. God made him second to no man.
+If I were he, I would show myself as I am, not as critics report me;
+at any rate, I would do my best. Mr. Thackeray is easy and indolent,
+and seldom cares to do his best. Thank you once more; and believe
+me--&c.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+'_Esmond' again_
+
+
+10 _Nov_. 1852.
+
+... I have read the third volume of _Esmond._ I found it both
+entertaining and exciting to me; it seems to possess an impetus and
+excitement beyond the other two,--that movement and brilliancy its
+predecessors sometimes wanted, never fails here. In certain passages,
+I thought Thackeray used all his powers; their grand, serious force
+yielded a profound satisfaction. 'At last he puts forth his strength,'
+I could not help saying to myself. No character in the book strikes
+me as more masterly than that of Beatrix; its conception is fresh,
+and its delineation vivid. It is peculiar; it has impressions of a
+new kind--new at least, to me. Beatrix is not, in herself, all bad. So
+much does she sometimes reveal of what is good and great as to suggest
+this feeling--you would think she was urged by a Fate. You would think
+that some antique doom presses on her house, and that once in so
+many generations its brightest ornament was to become its greatest
+disgrace. At times, what is good in her struggles against this
+terrible destiny, but the Fate conquers. Beatrix cannot be an honest
+woman and a good man's wife. She 'tries, and she _cannot_'. Proud,
+beautiful, and sullied, she was born what she becomes, a king's
+mistress. I know not whether you have seen the notice in the _Leader_;
+I read it just after concluding the book. Can I be wrong in deeming
+it a notice tame, cold, and insufficient? With all its professed
+friendliness, it produced on me a most disheartening impression.
+Surely, another sort of justice than this will be rendered to _Esmond_
+from other quarters. One acute remark of the critic is to the effect
+that Blanche Amory and Beatrix are identical--sketched from the same
+original! To me they are about as identical as a weazel and a royal
+tigress of Bengal; both the latter are quadrupeds,--both the former,
+women.
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+SELECTED ENGLISH LETTERS
+
+(XV-XIX CENTURIES)
+
+
+ARRANGED BY
+
+M. DUCKITT & H. WRAGG
+
+
+1913.
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE
+
+
+This anthology has been compiled with rather mixed motives. First,
+'all for our delight'--a rule that editors sometimes observe, and
+occasionally acknowledge; then, with the desire to interest as large
+a section of the public as may be. Here is a medley of gay, grave,
+frivolous, homely, religious, sociable, refined, philosophic, and
+feminine,--something for every mood, and for the proper study
+of mankind. We do not hope to satisfy all critics, but we do not
+anticipate that we shall please none. Our difficulty has been that
+of choice. Many pleasant companions we have had to pass by; to strike
+from our list many excellent letters. Those that remain are intended
+to present as complete a portrait of the writer as space permits.
+Occasionally it was some feature of the age, some nicety of manners,
+some contrast in point of view, that obtained inclusion.
+
+Into such an anthology the ordinary reader prefers to dip at random,
+looking for old friends or new faces, and has his reward. But if he
+is resolute to read letters in chronological order, he will also,
+we hope, find in our selection some trace of the development of the
+Epistolary art, as, rising through earlier naiveties and formalities
+to the grace and _bel air_ of the great Augustans, it slides into the
+freer, if less dignified, utterance of an age which, startled by cries
+of 'Equality' at its birth, has concerned itself less with form than
+with individuality and sincerity of expression.
+
+Three letters are included of which the originals were penned
+in Latin. In a few cases the spelling and punctuation have been
+modernized.
+
+Our best thanks are due to Mr. J.C. Smith, whose kind criticism and
+inspiring suggestions have been of inestimable service to us in the
+preparation of this work.
+
+M.D. H.W.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+
+SIR THOMAS MORE, 1478-1535--
+To Margaret Roper. 'Wyth a cole' from prison.
+
+MARGARET ROPER, 1505-1544--
+To Sir Thomas More. Reply to the above.
+
+ROGER ASCHAM, 1515-1568--
+To Lady Jane Grey. A most accomplished maiden.
+To Lady Clarke. An offer of assistance.
+
+FRANCIS BACON, 1561-1626--
+To Sir Thomas Bodley. With a copy of his book.
+
+SIR THOMAS BROWNE, 1605-1682--
+To his son Thomas. Fatherly commendations.
+To his son Edward. Centenarians.
+
+JOHN MILTON, 1608-1674--
+To a Cambridge friend. The choice of a profession.
+To Leonard Philaras. The blind poet.
+
+JOHN EVELYN, 1620-1706--
+To Samuel Pepys. In retirement at Wotton.
+To the same. An old man's occupations.
+
+DAME DOROTHY BROWNE, 1621-1685--
+To her daughter in London. Three interesting
+postscripts.
+
+GEORGE, LORD BERKELEY, 1628-1698--
+To Samuel Pepys. Honourable acquittal.
+
+DOROTHY OSBORNE, 1628-1698--
+To Sir William Temple. Passing the time.
+To the same. Another pretender.
+To the same. A disappointing preacher.
+To the same. The ideal husband.
+To the same. The growth of friendship.
+To the same. Wilful woman.
+
+KATHARINE PHILIPS, 1631-1664--
+To the Honourable Berenice. Yielding to opinion.
+
+JOHN LOCKE, 1632-1704--
+To William Molyneux. A philosopher's confidences.
+To Dr. Molyneux. True friendship.
+
+SAMUEL PEPYS, 1633-1703--
+To George, Lord Berkeley. An explanation.
+To Mrs. Steward. A wedding in the City.
+To John Evelyn. Reply to an old friend.
+
+JONATHAN SWIFT, 1667-1745--
+To Stella. The Dean at home.
+To Lord Treasurer Oxford. The Dean makes his bow.
+To Dr. Sheridan. News from the country.
+To Alexander Pope. Mostly about _Gulliver_.
+To John Gay. Enquiries into Mr. Gay's pursuits.
+
+JOSEPH ADDISON, 1672-1719--
+To Alexander Pope. Translation of Homer.
+To Mr. Secretary Craggs. A bequest.
+
+SIR RICHARD STEELE, 1672-1729--
+To Mary Scurlock. An explicit declaration.
+To the same. A pleasing transport.
+To the same. A lover betrays himself.
+To his wife. He proposes an outing.
+To the same. His greatest affliction.
+To the same. Four characteristic notes.
+To the same. The natural slave of beauty.
+
+JOHN GAY, 1685-1732--
+To Jonathan Swift. Concerning _Gulliver_.
+
+ALEXANDER POPE, 1688-1744--
+To William Wycherley. Dryden and his critics.
+To Joseph Addison. A few thoughts from a rambling head.
+To Jonathan Swift. Friends to posterity.
+To the same. A farming friend, and _The Dunciad_.
+To the same. An invitation to England.
+
+SAMUEL RICHARDSON, 1689-1761--
+To Miss Mulso. A discussion on love.
+
+LADY MARY WORTLEY MONTAGU, 1689-1762--
+To the Countess of Mar. The Viennese court.
+To Miss Sarah Chiswell. Ingrafting for small-pox.
+To the Countess of Bristol. The Grand Signior a slave.
+To the Countess of Mar. The Grand Vizier's lady.
+To the Countess of Bute. Her grand-daughter's education.
+To the same. Fielding and Steele.
+
+PHILIP DORMER STANHOPE, EARL OF CHESTERFIELD, 1694-1773--
+To his son. Dancing.
+To the same. A good enunciation.
+To the same. Keeping accounts.
+To the same. A father's example.
+To the same. Public speaking.
+To the same. The new Earl of Chatham.
+
+SAMUEL JOHNSON, 1709-1784--
+To Bonnet Langton. Postponement of a visit.
+To Miss Porter. A mother's death.
+To Joseph Baretti. A letter of counsel.
+To Mrs. Thrale. Travel in Scotland.
+To the Earl of Chesterfield. Patronage.
+To James Boswell. A silent friend.
+To Mrs. Thrale. A great man's fortitude.
+
+LAURENCE STERNE, 1713-1768--
+To Miss Lumley. The disconsolate lover.
+To David Garrick. Le Chevalier Shandy.
+To Mr. Foley. An adventure on the road.
+
+THOMAS GRAY, 1716-1771--
+To Richard West. Scenery at Tivoli.
+To the same. A poet's melancholy.
+To Horace Walpole. The fate of Selima.
+To the same. Publication of the _Elegy_.
+To the same. At Burnham.
+To the Rev. William Mason. The Laureateship.
+To Dr. Wharton. A holiday in Kent.
+
+HORACE WALPOLE, 1717-1797--
+To Richard West. Floods in the Arno.
+To Richard Bentley. Pictures, and Garrick.
+To Lord Lyttelton. Gray's Odes.
+To George Montagu. At Lady Suffolk's.
+To Lady Hervey. A quiet life.
+To the Rev. William Cole. Gray's death.
+To the Rev. William Mason. The quarrel with Gray.
+To the Countess of Upper-Ossory. Fashionable intelligence.
+To the Rev. William Cole. Antiquaries and authors.
+To the Miss Berrys. Their first meeting.
+
+OLIVER GOLDSMITH, 1728-1774--
+To his mother. At Cork.
+To Robert Bryanton. In Scotland.
+To his uncle Contarine. In Holland.
+To his brother Henry. Family matters.
+
+WILLIAM COWPER, 1731-1800--
+To the Rev. John Newton. Escapade of Puss.
+To the Rev. William Unwin. A laugh that hurts nobody.
+To the Rev. John Newton. Village politicians.
+To the same. Village justice.
+To the same. A candidate's visit.
+To Lady Hesketh. An acquaintance reopened.
+To the same. The kindliness of thanks.
+To the same. Arrival of the desk.
+To the same. Anticipations of a visit.
+To the same. Commissions and thanks.
+To Mrs. Bodham. His mother's portrait.
+
+EDMUND BURKE, 1729-1797--
+To Matthew Smith. First impressions of London.
+To James Barry. A friend's infirmities.
+To Lord Auckland. An old stag at bay.
+To Mary Leadbeater. His last letter.
+
+EDWARD GIBBON, 1737-1794--
+To Mrs. Porten. His daily life.
+To Lord Sheffield. A great work.
+
+FRANCES D'ARBLAY, 1752-1840--
+To Susan Burney. An excited Unknown.
+To Samuel Crisp. Mrs. Thrale and Dr. Johnson.
+To Mrs. Lock. A royal commission.
+
+GEORGE CRABBE, 1754-1832--
+To Mary Leadbeater. The only survivors.
+To the same. Comparisons.
+
+WILLIAM BLAKE, 1757-1827--
+To John Flaxman. Friends 'from eternity'.
+To Thomas Butts. Trouble in the path.
+To the same. The wonderful poem.
+To the same. The poet and William Hayley.
+
+MARY LEADBEATER, 1758-1826--
+To Edmund Burke. Reply to his last letter.
+To George Crabbe. She writes to remind him.
+
+ROBERT BURNS, 1759-1796--
+To Miss Chalmers. Marriage with Jean.
+To Mr. R. Ainslie. A gauger.
+To Francis Grose. Witch tales.
+
+WILLIAM WORDSWORTH, 1770-1850--
+To Sir George Beaumont. A brother's character.
+To Walter Scott. Dryden.
+To Lady Beaumont. The destiny of his poems.
+To Sir George Beaumont. The language of poetry.
+
+SIR WALTER SCOTT, 1771-1832--
+To his mother. Marriage with Miss Carpenter.
+To Miss Seward. _The Lay of the Last Minstrel_.
+To Lady Louisa Stuart. An amiable blue-stocking.
+To Robert Southey. Congratulations.
+To J.B.S. Morritt. A small anonymous sort of a novel.
+To the same. Acceptance of a baronetcy.
+To Lord Montagu. Prince Leopold's visit.
+To Daniel Terry. Progress at Abbotsford.
+To J.B.S. Morritt. A brave face to the world.
+To Maria Edgeworth. Time's revenges.
+
+SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE, 1772-1834--
+To Charles Lamb. A sympathetic reply.
+To Joseph Cottle. Literary adventurers.
+To Josiah Wade. A public example.
+To Thomas Allsop. Himself and his detractors.
+To the same. The Great Work described.
+To the same. Reminiscences.
+
+ROBERT SOUTHEY, 1774-1843--
+To Joseph Cottle. Question of copyrights.
+To John May. Waterloo.
+To Henry Taylor. Anastasius Hope.
+To Edward Moxon. Recollections of the Lambs.
+
+CHARLES LAMB, 1775-1834--
+To Samuel Taylor Coleridge. Temporary frenzy.
+To the same. A friend in need.
+To the same. The tragedy.
+To William Wordsworth. The delights of London.
+To Thomas Manning. At the Lakes.
+To the same. Dissuasion from Tartary.
+To Mrs. Wordsworth. Friends' importunities.
+To Samuel Taylor Coleridge. The famous pigling.
+To Bernard Barton. A blessing in disguise.
+To the same. A cold.
+
+WILLIAM HAZLITT, 1778-1830--
+To Miss Sarah Stoddart. A love-letter.
+To his son. Marriage, and the choice of a profession.
+To Charles Cowden Clarke. The _Life of Napoleon_.
+
+LEIGH HUNT, 1784-1859--
+To Joseph Severn. A belated letter.
+To Percy Bysshe Shelley. Outpourings of gratitude.
+To Horace Smith. Shelley's death.
+To Mrs. Procter. Accepting an invitation.
+To a friend. Offence and punishment.
+
+GEORGE GORDON NOEL, LORD BYRON, 1788-1824--
+To Mr. Hodgson. Travel in Portugal.
+To Thomas Moore. Announces his engagement.
+To John Murray. No bid for sweet voices.
+To the same. The cemetery at Bologna.
+To the same. In rebellious mood.
+To Percy Bysshe Shelley. A trio of poets.
+To Lady Byron. A plain statement of facts.
+To Mr. Barff. Sympathy with the Greeks.
+
+PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY, 1792-1822--
+To T.J. Hogg. His first marriage.
+To William Godwin. An introduction.
+To Thomas Hookham. A subscription for Hunt.
+To Mr. Ollier. An article by Southey.
+To Mrs. Hunt. Keats and some others.
+To Leigh Hunt. A literary collaboration.
+
+JOHN KEATS, 1795-1821--
+To John Hamilton Reynolds. Burns's cottage.
+To Richard Woodhouse. The poetic character.
+To Percy Bysshe Shelley. Returning advice.
+To Charles Brown. A despairing cry.
+
+THOMAS HOOD, 1799-1845--
+To Charles Dickens. _American Notes_.
+To the _Manchester Athenaeum_. The uses of literature.
+To Dr. Moir. A humourist to the last.
+To Sir Robert Peel. A farewell letter.
+
+ROBERT BROWNING, 1812-1889, and
+ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING, 1806-1861--
+To Leigh Hunt. A joint epistle.
+
+CHARLOTTE BRONTË, 1816-1855--
+To a friend. Trials of a governess.
+To William Wordsworth. Thanks for advice.
+To a friend. At school abroad.
+To a friend. Curates to tea.
+To George Henry Lewes. Herself and Miss Austen.
+To the same. The argument continued.
+To a friend. Illness and death of Emily Brontë.
+To Mr. G. Smith. Thackeray and _Esmond_
+To the same. _Esmond_ again.
+
+
+
+
+SELECTED ENGLISH LETTERS
+
+
+
+
+SIR THOMAS MORE
+
+1478-1535
+
+
+
+To MARGARET ROPER
+
+_'Wyth a cole' from prison_
+
+
+[1535.]
+
+Myne owne good doughter, our lorde be thanked I am in good helthe of
+bodye, and in good quiet of minde: and of worldly thynges I no more
+desyer then I have. I beseche hym make you all mery in the hope of
+heaven. And such thynges as I somewhat longed to talke with you all,
+concerning the worlde to come, our Lord put theim into your myndes, as
+I trust he dothe, and better to, by his holy spirite: who blesse
+you and preserve you all. Written wyth a cole by your tender loving
+father, who in his pore prayers forgetteth none of you all, nor
+your babes, nor your nurses, nor your good husbandes, nor your good
+husbandes shrewde wyves, nor your fathers shrewde wyfe neither, nor
+our other frendes. And thus fare ye hartely well for lack of paper.
+
+THOMAS MORE, knight.
+
+Our Lorde kepe me continuallye true, faithfull and playne, to the
+contrarye whereof I beseche hym hartelye never to suffer me live. For
+as for longe life (as I have often tolde the Megge) I neyther looke
+for, nor long for, but am well content to goe, yf God call me hence
+to morowe. And I thanke our lorde, I knowe no person living, that I
+woulde had one philippe for my sake: of whiche minde I am more gladde
+then of all the worlde.
+
+Recommend me to your shrewde wil, and mine other sonnes, and to John
+Harris my frende, and your selfe knoweth to whome els, and to my
+shrewde wife above all, and God preserve you all and make and kepe you
+his servantes all.
+
+
+
+
+MARGARET ROPER
+
+1505-1544
+
+
+
+TO SIR THOMAS MORE
+
+_Reply to the above_
+
+
+[1534.]
+
+Myne owne moste entierelye beloved father, I thynke my self never
+hable to geve you sufficiente thankes, for the inestimable coumforte
+my poore hearte received in the readyng of youre moste lovynge and
+godlye letter, representing to me, the cleare shynyng bryghtenesse
+of youre soule, the pure temple of the holy spirite of God, which I
+doubte not shall perpetuallye reste in you and you in hym. Father, if
+all the worlde hadde bene geven to me, as I be saved it hadde bene
+a small pleasure, in comparison of the pleasure I conceived of the
+treasure of youre letter, whiche thoughe it were written with a cole,
+is woorthye in myne opinion to be wrytten in letters of golde. Father,
+what moved them to shytte you uppe againe, we can nothynge heare.
+But surelye I coniecture that when they considered that you wer of so
+temperate mind, that you were contented to abyde there all your lyfe
+with suche libertie, they thought it wer never possible to enclyne you
+to theyr will, excepte it were by restrayning you from the church, and
+the companye of my good mother youre deare wyfe and us youre chyldren
+and bedesfolke. But father this chaunce was not straunge to you. For
+I shal not forgeat howe you tolde us when we were with you in the
+gardeyne, that these thinges wer like ynoughe to chaunce you shortlye
+after. Father I have manye tymes rehearsed to myne owne coumfort and
+dyvers others, your fashyon and wordes ye hadde to us when we were
+laste with you: for which I trust by the grace of god to be the better
+while I live, and when I am departed oute of this frayle life, which
+I praye God I maye passe and ende in his true obedient service, after
+the wholesome counsayle and fruitful exaumple of living I have had
+(good father) of you, whom I pray god geve me grace to folowe: which
+I shal the better thorow the assistaunce of your devoute prayers,
+the speciall staye of my frayltie. Father I am sory I have no lenger
+laysure at this time to talke with you, the chief comfort of my life,
+I trust to have occasion to write again shortly. I trust I have your
+daily prayer and blessing.
+
+Your most loving obedient daughter and bedeswoma Margaret Roper, which
+daily and howrely is boude to pray for you, for whom she prayeth
+in this wise, that our lord of his infinite mercye geve you of hys
+hevenly comfort, and so to assist you with hys speciall grace, that ye
+never in any thing declyne from hys blessed will, but live and dye his
+true obedient servaunt. Amen.
+
+
+
+
+ROGER ASCHAM
+
+1515-1568
+
+
+
+To Lady Jane Grey
+
+_A most accomplished maiden_
+
+
+Augsberg, 18 _Jan_. 1551.
+
+Most Illustrious Lady,
+
+In this long travel of mine, I have passed over wide tracts of
+country, and seen the largest cities, I have studied the customs,
+institutes, laws, and religion of many men and diverse nations, with
+as much diligence as I was able: but in all this variety of subjects,
+nothing has caused in me so much wonder as my having fallen upon you
+last summer, a maiden of noble birth, and that too in the absence of
+your tutor, in the hall of your most noble family, and at a time
+when others, both men and women, give themselves up to hunting and
+pleasures, you, a divine maiden, reading carefully in Greek the
+_Phaedo_ of the divine Plato; and happier in being so occupied than
+because you derive your birth, both on your father's side, and on your
+mother's, from kings and queens! Go on then, most accomplished maiden,
+to bring honour on your country, happiness on your parents, glory to
+yourself, credit to your tutor, congratulation to all your friends,
+and the greatest admiration to all strangers!
+
+O happy Elmar in having such a pupil, and happier still you, in having
+such a tutor ... I ask two things of you, my dear Elmar, for I suppose
+you will read this letter, that you will persuade the Lady Jane to
+write me a letter in Greek as soon as possible; for she promised she
+would do so ... I have also lately written to John Sturm, and told him
+that she had promised. Take care that I get a letter soon from her as
+well as from you. It is a long way for letters to come, but John Hales
+will be a most convenient letter-carrier and bring them safely....
+
+
+
+To LADY CLARKE
+
+_An offer of assistance_
+
+
+[London], 15 _Jan_. 1554.
+
+Your remarkable love of virtue and zeal for learning, most illustrious
+lady, joined with such talents and perseverance, are worthy of great
+praise in themselves, and greater still because you are a woman, but
+greatest of all because you are a lady of the court; where there are
+many other occupations for ladies, besides learning, and many other
+pleasures besides the practice of the virtues. This double praise
+is further enhanced by the two patterns that you have proposed to
+yourself to follow, the one furnished you by the court, the other
+by your family. I mean our illustrious queen Mary, and your noble
+grandfather, Thomas More--a man whose virtues go to raise England
+above all other nations....
+
+I am led to write thus not altogether by my admiration of you, but
+partly by my own wish and more from the nature of my own office. It
+was I who was invited some years ago from the University of Cambridge
+by your mother, Margaret Roper--a lady worthy of her great father,
+and of you her daughter--to the house of your kinsman, Lord Giles
+Alington, to teach you and her other children the Greek and Latin
+tongues; but at that time no offers could induce me to leave the
+University. It is sweet to me to bear in mind this request of your
+mother's, and I now not only remind you thereof, but would offer you,
+now that I am at court, if not to fulfil her wishes, yet to do my
+best to fulfil them, were it not that you have so much learning
+in yourself, and also the aid of those two learned men, Cole and
+Christopherson, so that you need no help from me, unless in their
+absence you make use of my assistance, and if you like, abuse it.
+
+I write thus not because of any talents I possess (for I know they are
+very small) but because of my will (which I know is very great), and
+because of the opportunity long wished for and now granted me. For
+by favour of that great bishop the Lord Stephen of Winchester, I have
+been fetched away from the University to serve our illustrious queen
+at court, and that too in such a post, that I can there follow the
+same mode of life for the discharge of my duties as I did at the
+University for study. My office is to write Latin letters for the
+queen, and I hope I shall fulfil that office, if not with ability,
+yet faithfully, diligently, and unblameably ... Farewell, most
+accomplished lady!
+
+
+
+
+SIR FRANCIS BACON
+
+1561-1626
+
+
+
+To Sir Thomas Bodley
+
+_With a copy of his book_
+
+
+[_Nov_. 1605.]
+
+SIR,
+
+I think no man may more truly say with the Psalm _Multum incola
+fuit anima mea_, than myself. For I do confess, since I was of any
+understanding, my mind hath in effect been absent from that I have
+done; and in absence are many errors which I do willingly acknowledge;
+and amongst the rest this great one that led the rest; that knowing
+myself by inward calling to be fitter to hold a book than to play a
+part, I have led my life in civil causes; for which I was not very fit
+by nature, and more unfit by the preoccupation of my mind. Therefore
+calling myself home, I have now for a time enjoyed myself; whereof
+likewise I desire to make the world partaker. My labours (if I may so
+term that which was the comfort of my other labours) I have dedicated
+to the King; desirous, if there be any good in them, it may be as the
+fat of a sacrifice, incensed to his honour: and the second copy I have
+sent unto you, not only in good affection, but in a kind of congruity,
+in regard of your great and rare desert of learning. For books are the
+shrines where the saint is, or is believed to be; and you having built
+an Ark to save learning from deluge, deserve propriety in any new
+instrument or engine, whereby learning should be improved or advanced.
+
+
+
+
+SIR THOMAS BROWNE
+
+1605-1682
+
+
+
+To HIS SON THOMAS
+
+_Fatherly commendations_
+
+
+[c. 1667.]
+
+I Receaved yours, and would not deferre to send vnto you before you
+sayled, which I hope will come vnto you; for in this wind, neither can
+Reare-admirall Kempthorne come to you, nor you beginne your voyage.
+I am glad you like Lucan so well. I wish more military men could read
+him; in this passage you mention, there are noble straynes; and such
+as may well affect generous minds. Butt I hope you are more taken with
+the verses then the subject, and rather embrace the expression then
+the example. And this I the rather hint unto you, because the like,
+though in another waye, is sometimes practised in the king's shipps,
+when, in desperate cases, they blowe up the same. For though I know
+you are sober and considerative, yet knowing you also to be of great
+resolution; and having also heard from ocular testimonies with what
+vndaunted and persevering courage you have demeaned yourself in great
+difficulties; and knowing your captaine to bee a stout and resolute
+man; and with all the cordiall friendshippe that is between you; I
+cannot omitt my earnest prayers vnto God to deliver you from such a
+temptation. Hee that goes to warre must patiently submitt vnto the
+various accidents thereof. To bee made prisoner by an vnequall and
+overruling power, after a due resistance, is no disparagement; butt
+upon a carelesse surprizall or faynt opposition; and you have so good
+a memorie that you cannot forgett many examples thereof, even of the
+worthiest commanders in your beloved Plutark. God hath given you a
+stout, butt a generous and mercifull heart withall; and in all your
+life you could never behold any person in miserie butt with compassion
+and relief; which hath been notable in you from a child: so have you
+layd up a good foundation for God's mercy; and, if such a disaster
+should happen, Hee will, without doubt, mercifully remember you. How
+euer, let God that brought you in the world in his owne good time,
+lead you through it; and in his owne season bring you out of it; and
+without such wayes as are displeasing vnto him. When you are at Cales,
+see if you can get a box of the Jesuits' powder at easier rate, and
+bring it in the bark, not in powder. I am glad you haue receaued the
+bill of exchange for Cales; if you should find occasion to make vse
+thereof. Enquire farther at Tangier of the minerall water you told
+mee, which was neere the towne, and whereof many made use. Take notice
+of such plants as you meet with, either upon the Spanish or African
+coast; and if you knowe them not, putt some leaves into a booke,
+though carelessely, and not with that neatenesse as in your booke at
+Norwich. Enquire after any one who hath been at Fez; and learne what
+you can of the present state of that place, which hath been so famous
+in the description of Leo and others. The mercifull providence of God
+go with you. _Impellant animae lintea Thraciae_.
+
+
+
+TO HIS SON EDWARD
+
+_Centenarians_
+
+
+15 _Dec_. [1679.]
+
+DEARE SONNE,
+
+Some thinck that great age superannuates persons from the vse of
+physicall meanes, or that at a hundred yeares of age 'tis either a
+folly or a shame to vse meanes to liue longer, and yet I haue knowne
+many send to mee for their seuerall troubles at a hundred yeares of
+age, and this day a poore woeman being a hundred and three yeares
+and a weeke old sent to mee to giue her some ease of the colick. The
+_macrobii_ and long liuers which I haue knowne heere haue been of
+the meaner and poorer sort of people. Tho. Parrot was butt a meane or
+rather poore man. Your brother Thomas gaue two pence a weeke to John
+More, a scauenger, who dyed in the hundred and second yeare of his
+life; and 'twas taken the more notice of that the father of Sir John
+Shawe, who marryed my Lady Killmorey, and liueth in London, I say that
+his father, who had been a vintner, liued a hundred and two yeares, or
+neere it, and dyed about a yeere agoe. God send us to number our dayes
+and fitt ourselves for a better world.
+
+
+
+
+JOHN MILTON
+
+1608-1674
+
+
+
+TO A CAMBRIDGE FRIEND
+
+_The choice of a profession_
+
+
+[1631-2.]
+
+SIR,
+
+Besides that in sundry other respects I must acknowledge me to profit
+by you whenever we meet, you are often to me, and were yesterday
+especially, as a good watchman to admonish that the hours of the night
+pass on (for so I call my life, as yet obscure and unserviceable to
+mankind), and that the day with me is at hand, wherein Christ commands
+all to labour, while there is light. Which because I am persuaded you
+do to no other purpose than out of a true desire that God should be
+honoured in every one, I therefore think myself bound, though unasked,
+to give you account, as oft as occasion is, of this my tardy moving,
+according to the precept of my conscience, which I firmly trust is not
+without God. Yet now I will not strain for any set apology, but only
+refer myself to what my mind shall have at any time to declare herself
+at her best ease.
+
+But if you think, as you said, that too much love of learning is in
+fault, and that I have given up myself to dream away my years in the
+arms of studious retirement, like Endymion with the moon, as the tale
+of Latmus goes; yet consider that if it were no more but the mere
+love of learning--whether it proceed from a principle bad, good,
+or natural--it could not have held out thus long against so strong
+opposition on the other side of every kind. For, if it be bad, why
+should not all the fond hopes that forward youth and vanity are fledge
+with, together with gain, pride, and ambition, call me forward more
+powerfully than a poor, regardless, and unprofitable sin of curiosity
+should be able to withhold me; whereby a man cuts himself off from all
+action, and becomes the most helpless, pusillanimous, and unweaponed
+creature in the world, the most unfit and unable to do that which
+all mortals most aspire to--either to be useful to his friends or to
+offend his enemies? Or, if it be to be thought a natural proneness,
+there is against that a much more potent inclination inbred, which
+about this time of a man's life solicits most--the desire of house and
+family of his own; to which nothing is esteemed more helpful than the
+early entering into credible employment, and nothing more hindering
+than this affected solitariness. And though this were enough, yet
+there is to this another act, if not of pure, yet of refined nature,
+no less available to dissuade prolonged obscurity--a desire of honour
+and repute and immortal fame, seated in the breast of every true
+scholar; which all make haste to by the readiest ways of publishing
+and divulging conceived merits--as well those that shall, as those
+that never shall, obtain it. Nature, therefore, would presently work
+the more prevalent way, if there were nothing but this inferior bent
+of herself to restrain her. Lastly, the love of learning, as it is the
+pursuit of something good, it would sooner follow the more excellent
+and supreme good known and presented, and so be quickly diverted from
+the empty and fantastic chase of shadows and notions, to the solid
+good flowing from due and timely obedience to that command in the
+Gospel set out by the terrible seasing of him that hid the talent.
+
+It is more probable, therefore, that not the endless delight of
+speculation, but this very consideration of that great commandment,
+does not press forward, as soon as many do, to undergo, but keeps
+off, with a sacred reverence and religious advisement how _best_ to
+undergo--not taking thought of being _late_, so it give advantage
+to be more _fit_; for those that were latest lost nothing, when the
+master of the vineyard came to give each one his hire. And here I am
+come to a stream-head, copious enough to disburden itself, like Nilus,
+at seven mouths into an ocean. But then I should also run into a
+reciprocal contradiction of ebbing and flowing at once, and do that
+which I excuse myself for not doing--'preach and not preach.' Yet,
+that you may see that I am something suspicious of myself, and do take
+notice of a certain belatedness in me, I am the bolder to send you
+some of my nightward thoughts some while since, because they come in
+not altogether unfitly, made up in a Petrarchian stanza, which I told
+you of:
+
+ How soon hath Time, the subtle thief of youth,
+ Stol'n on his wing my three-and-twentieth year!
+ My hasting days fly on with full career,
+ But my late spring no bud or blossom shew'th.
+ Perhaps my semblance might deceive the truth
+ That I to manhood am arrived so near;
+ And inward ripeness doth much less appear
+ That some more timely-happy spirits endu'th.
+ Yet be it less, or more, or soon, or slow,
+ It shall be still in strictest measure even
+ To that same lot, however mean or high,
+ Toward which Time leads me, and the will of Heaven.
+ All is, if I have grace to use it so,
+ As ever in my great taskmaster's eye.
+
+By this I believe you may well repent of having made mention at all of
+this matter; for, if I have not all this while won you to this, I
+have certainly wearied you of it. This, therefore, alone may be a
+sufficient reason for me to keep me as I am, lest having thus tired
+you singly, I should deal worse with, a whole congregation, and spoil
+all the patience of a parish; for I myself do not only see my own
+tediousness, but now grow offended with it, that has hindered me thus
+long from coming to the last and best _period_ of my letter, and
+that which must now chiefly work my pardon, that I am your true and
+unfeigned _friend_.
+
+
+
+TO LEONARD PHILARAS, THE ATHENIAN
+
+_The blind poet_[1]
+
+
+Westminster, 28 _Sept_. 1654.
+
+I have always been devotedly attached to the literature of Greece, and
+particularly to that of your Athens; and have never ceased to cherish
+the persuasion that that city would one day make me ample recompense
+for the warmth of my regard. The ancient genius of your renowned
+country has favoured the completion of my prophecy in presenting me
+with your friendship and esteem. Though I was known to you only by my
+writings, and we were removed to such a distance from each other, you
+most courteously addressed me by letter; and when you unexpectedly
+came to London, and saw me who could no longer see, my affliction,
+which causes none to regard me with greater admiration, and perhaps
+many even with feelings of contempt, excited your tenderest sympathy
+and concern. You would not suffer me to abandon the hope of recovering
+my sight; and informed me you had an intimate friend at Paris, Dr.
+Thevenot, who was particularly celebrated in disorders of the eyes,
+whom you would consult about mine, if I would enable you to lay before
+him the causes and the symptoms of the complaint. I will do what you
+desire, lest I should seem to reject that aid which perhaps may be
+offered me by Heaven. It is now, I think, about ten years since I
+perceived my vision to grow weak and dull; and at the same time I
+was troubled with pain in my kidneys and bowels, accompanied with
+flatulency. In the morning, if I began to read, as was my custom,
+my eyes instantly ached intensely, but were refreshed after a little
+corporeal exercise. The candle which I looked at, seemed as it were
+encircled with a rainbow. Not long after the sight in the left part of
+the left eye (which I lost some years before the other) became quite
+obscured, and prevented me from discerning any object on that
+side. The sight in my other eye has now been gradually and sensibly
+vanishing away for about three years; some months before it had
+entirely perished, though I stood motionless, everything which I
+looked at seemed in motion to and fro. A stiff cloudy vapour seemed
+to have settled on my forehead and temples, which usually occasions a
+sort of somnolent pressure upon my eyes, and particularly from dinner
+till the evening. So that I often recollect what is said of the poet
+Phineas in the _Argonautics_:
+
+ A stupor deep his cloudy temples bound,
+ And when he walked he seemed as whirling round,
+ Or in a feeble trance he speechless lay.
+
+I ought not to omit that while I had any sight left, as soon as I lay
+down on my bed and turned on either side, a flood of light used to
+gush from my closed eyelids. Then, as my sight became daily more
+impaired, the colours became more faint and were emitted with a
+certain inward crackling sound; but at present, every species of
+illumination being, as it were, extinguished, there is diffused around
+me nothing but darkness, or darkness mingled and streaked with an
+ashy brown. Yet the darkness in which I am perpetually immersed seems
+always, both by night and day, to approach nearer to white than black;
+and when the eye is rolling in its socket, it admits a little particle
+of light, as through a chink. And though your physician may kindle
+a small ray of hope, yet I make up my mind to the malady as quite
+incurable; and I often reflect, that as the wise man admonishes,
+days of darkness are destined to each of us, the darkness which I
+experience, less oppressive than that of the tomb, is, owing to the
+singular goodness of the Deity, passed amid the pursuits of literature
+and the cheering salutations of friendship. But if, as is written,
+'Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth
+from the mouth of God,' why may not any one acquiesce in the privation
+of his sight, when God has so amply furnished his mind and his
+conscience with eyes? While He so tenderly provides for me, while
+He so graciously leads me by the hand, and conducts me on the way, I
+will, since it is His pleasure, rather rejoice than repine at being
+blind. And, my dear Philaras, whatever may be the event, I wish you
+adieu with no less courage and composure than if I had the eyes of a
+lynx.
+
+[Footnote 1: From the Latin.]
+
+
+
+
+JOHN EVELYN
+
+1620-1706
+
+
+
+To SAMUEL PEPYS
+
+_In retirement at Wotton_
+
+
+Wotton, 2 _Aug_. 1692.
+
+I have been philosophizing and world-despising in the solitudes of
+this place, whither I am retired to pass and mourn the absence of my
+worthiest friend. Here is wood and water, meadows and mountains, the
+Dryads and Hamadryads; but here's no Mr. Pepys, no Dr. Gale. Nothing
+of all the cheer in the parlour that I taste; all's insipid, and all
+will be so to me, till I see and enjoy you again. I long to know what
+you do, and what you think, because I am certain you do both what
+is worthy the knowing and imitation. On Monday next will Mr. Bentley
+resume his lecture, I think, at Bow Church: I fear I shall hardly
+get through this wilderness by that time. Pray give him your wonted
+confidence if you can, and tell him how unhappily I am entangled. I
+hope, however, to get home within this fortnight, and about the end of
+October to my hyemation in Dover Street. My son is gone with the Lord
+Lieutenant, and our new relation, Sir Cyril Wych, into Ireland: I look
+they should return wondrous statesmen, or else they had as well have
+stayed at home. I am here with Boccalini, and Erasmus's _Praise of
+Folly_, and look down upon the world with wondrous contempt, when
+I consider for what we keep such a mighty bustle. _O fortunate_ Mr.
+Pepys! who knows, possesses, and enjoys all that's worth the seeking
+after. Let me live among your inclinations, and I shall be happy.
+
+
+
+To THE SAME
+
+_An old man's occupations_
+
+
+Wotton, 22 _July_, 1700.
+
+I could no longer suffer this old servant of mine to pass and repass
+so near Clapham without a particular account of your health and all
+your happy family. You will now inquire what I do here? Why, as the
+patriarchs of old, I pass the days in the fields, among horses and
+oxen, sheep, cows, bulls, and sows, _et cetera pecora campi_. We have,
+thank God! finished our hay harvest prosperously. I am looking after
+my hinds, providing carriage and tackle against reaping time and
+sowing. What shall I say more? _Venio ad voluptates agricolarum_,
+which Cicero, you know, reckons amongst the most becoming diversions
+of old age; and so I render it. This without: now within doors, never
+was any matron more busy than my wife, disposing of our plain
+country furniture for a naked old extravagant house, suitable to
+our employments. She has a dairy, and distaffs, for _lac, linum, et
+lanam_, and is become a very Sabine. But can you thus hold out? Will
+my friend say; is philosophy, Gresham College, and the example of Mr.
+Pepys, and agreeable conversation of York Buildings, quite forgotten
+and abandoned? No, no! _Naturam expellas furca tamen usque recurret_.
+Know I have been ranging of no fewer than thirty large cases of books,
+destined for a competent standing library, during four or five days
+wholly destitute of my young coadjutor, who, upon some pretence of
+being much engaged in the mathematics, and desiring he may continue
+his course at Oxford till the beginning of August, I have wholly left
+it to him. You will now suspect something by this disordered hand;
+truly I was too happy in these little domestic affairs, when, on the
+sudden, as I was about my books in the library, I found myself sorely
+attacked with a shivering, followed by a feverish indisposition, and
+a strangury, so as to have kept, not my chamber only, but my bed, till
+very lately, and with just so much strength as to scribble these lines
+to you. For the rest, I give God thanks for this gracious warning, my
+great age calling upon me _sarcinam componere_ every day expecting it,
+who have still enjoyed a wonderful course of bodily health for forty
+years....
+
+
+
+
+DAME DOROTHY BROWNE
+
+1621-1685
+
+
+
+TO HER DAUGHTER IN LONDON
+
+_Three interesting postscripts_
+
+
+[Norfolk, 28 _June, c_. 1679.]
+
+DEARE DAUGHTER,
+
+I have received all the things, to the great content of the owners,
+who returne you many thankes. Thay ar indeed very well chose things of
+all sorts: and I give you many thanks for the troble you have had with
+them: I sent you Tomey's scurt and long slevs of his ould cott; I hope
+you have them. On Mr. Felden it seemes took it last Wadinsday, and
+sayd hee would deliver it him selfe. Wee dayly wish for the new
+cloths; all our linen being worne out but shefts, and Tomey would give
+all his stock to see his briches. I bless God wee ar all well as
+I hope you ar. Tomey presents his dutty, your sisters all love and
+services.
+
+
+[4 _July_.]
+
+GOOD DAUGHTER,
+
+I must troble you once more abought my cosen Tenoson. She would
+macke a manto gown of the grene and whight silke you sent down for a
+peticot, but she wants two yards, and as much slit grene sarsinat as
+will line it in sight. I pray send nurs to gett it and lett mee
+know what it com to, and I will send you the mony. I sayes my Cossen
+Cradock might send it me by the choch for she would have it as sonne
+as possible. I bless God wee ar all in helth, and Tomey much longing
+for his briches.
+
+
+[5 _July_.]
+
+Tomey have received his cloues, and is much delighted, and sends you
+and his mother and grandmother dutty and thanckes, and meanes to war
+them carfully.
+
+
+
+
+GEORGE, LORD BERKELEY
+
+1628-1698
+
+
+
+To SAMUEL PEPYS[1]
+
+_Honourable Acquittal_
+
+
+Berkeley House, 23 _Feb_. 1677-8.
+
+GOOD MR. PEPYS,
+
+Though I thank you for the favour of your letter, yet I confess myself
+both much surprised and troubled to receive a letter from you upon
+such an occasion: so is my wife, who professes herself wholly innocent
+of any crime of charging you in thought, word, or deed, and hopes you
+will do her that right to believe so of her. My daughter Berkeley says
+she expressed some trouble that the friend she recommended had not
+success, and that she was told the Commissioners of the Navy did
+report they had given the same recommendations of the person she
+proposed, as they did of him that was accepted, for the lieutenant's
+place; which my daughter, supposing to be true, wondered the more he
+lost the preferment: but, by the copies enclosed in your's, it appears
+her Ladyship was very much misinformed. As for Mrs. Henrietta, she
+is extremely troubled in saying any thing that gave you offence; and
+though she did not in the least intend it, yet she begs your pardon.
+And now, my good friend, though I am not under any accusation, and
+therefore need not say any thing to vindicate myself, yet give me
+leave, upon this occasion, to assure you, that there is no person
+has a better opinion of you than myself, nor is more sensible of your
+particular civilities to me; which I should be very glad to make a
+return of when in my power to serve you: and give me leave to add
+further, without flattery to you, and with great sincerity, that I
+believe our gracious master, His Majesty, is so fortunate in employing
+you in his service, that, if he should lose you, it would be very
+difficult for His Majesty to find a successor so well qualified in
+all respects for his service, if we consider both your integrity, vast
+abilities, industry, and zealous affections for his service; and,
+if His Majesty were asked the question, I will hold ten to one His
+Majesty declares himself of my opinion; so will I believe all that
+know you, more especially our fellow-traders that are so conversant
+with you and obliged by you.
+
+This is asserted as a great truth by, Sir, your very affectionate and
+hearty friend and Servant.
+
+[Footnote 1: Cf. Letter on p. 45.]
+
+
+
+
+DOROTHY OSBORNE
+
+1628-1698
+
+
+
+To SIR WILLIAM TEMPLE
+
+_Passing the time_
+
+
+[No date; c. 1653.]
+
+I have been reckoning up how many faults you lay to my charge in your
+last letter, and I find I am severe, unjust, unmerciful, and unkind!
+O me! how should one do to mend all those! 'Tis work for an age, and
+I fear that I shall be so old before I am good, that 'twill not be
+considerable to any body but myself whether I am so or not.... You ask
+me how I pass my time here. I can give you a perfect account, not only
+of what I do for the present, but what I am likely to do this seven
+years if I stay here so long. I rise in the morning reasonably early,
+and before I am ready I go round the house till I am weary of that,
+and then into the garden till it grows too hot for me. I then think of
+making me ready; and when that's done I go into my father's chamber;
+from thence to dinner, where my cousin Molle and I sit in great state
+in a room and at a table that would hold a great many more. After
+dinner we sit and talk till Mr. P. comes in question, and then I am
+gone. The heat of the day is spent in reading or working; and about
+six or seven o'clock I walk out into a common that lies hard by the
+house, where a great many young wenches keep sheep and cows, and
+sit in the shade singing of ballads; I go to them, and compare their
+voices and beauty to some ancient shepherdesses that I have read of,
+and find a vast difference there; but, trust me, I think these are
+as innocent as those could be. I talk to them, and find _they
+want nothing to make them the happiest people in the world but the
+knowledge that they are so_. Most commonly, while we are in the middle
+of our discourse, one looks about her, and spies her cows going into
+the corn, and then away they all run as if they had wings at their
+heels. I that am not so nimble stay behind, and when I see them
+driving home their cattle think it is time for me to return too. When
+I have supped I go into the garden, and so to the side of a small
+river that runs by it, where I sit down and wish you with me (you
+had best say this is not kind, neither). In earnest, it is a pleasant
+place, and would be more so to me if I had your company, as I sit
+there sometimes till I am lost with thinking; and were it not for some
+cruel thoughts of the crossness of my fortune, that will not let me
+sleep there, I should forget there were such a thing to be done as
+going to bed. Since I writ this, my company is increased by two, my
+brother Harry, and a fair niece, my brother Peyton's daughter. She is
+so much a woman that I am almost ashamed to say I am her aunt, and so
+pretty, that if I had any design to gain a servant I should not like
+her company; but I have none, and therefore I shall endeavour to keep
+her here as long as I can persuade her father to spare her, for she
+will easily consent to it, having so much of my humour (though it
+be the worst thing in her) as to like a melancholy place, and little
+company.... My father is reasonably well, but keeps his chamber still;
+but will hardly, I am afraid, ever be so perfectly recovered as to
+come abroad again.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Another pretender_
+
+
+[No date; c. 1653.]
+
+I could tell you such a story (it is too long to be written), as would
+make you see what I never discovered in my life before, that I am
+a valiant lady. In earnest, we have had such a skirmish and upon so
+foolish an occasion, as I cannot tell which is strangest. The Emperor
+and his proposals began it; I talked merrily on it till I saw my
+brother put on his sober face, and could hardly then believe he was
+in earnest. It seems he was; for when I had spoke freely my meaning it
+wrought so with him, as to fetch up all that lay upon his stomach: all
+the people that I had ever in my life refused were brought again upon
+the stage, like Richard the Third's ghosts, to reproach me withal, and
+all the kindness his discoveries could make I had for you was laid to
+my charge; my best qualities, if I have any that are good, served
+but for aggravations of my fault, and I was allowed to have wit, and
+understanding, and discretion, in all other things, that it might
+appear I had none in this. Well, 'twas a pretty lecture, and I grew
+warm with it after a while. In short, we came so near to an absolute
+falling out that 'twas time to give over, and we said so much then
+that we have hardly spoken a word together since. But 'tis wonderful
+to see what courtesies and legs pass between us, and as before we were
+thought the kindest brother and sister, we are certainly now the most
+complimental couple in England: it is a strange change, and I am very
+sorry for it, but I'll swear I know not how to help it....
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A disappointing preacher_
+
+
+[No date; c. 1653.]
+
+... God forgive me, I was as near laughing yesterday where I should
+not: would you believe that I had the grace to go to hear a sermon
+upon a week-day? In earnest, 'tis true, and Mr. Marshall was the man
+that preached, but never any body was so defeated. He is so famed that
+I expected rare things from him, and seriously I listened to him at
+first with as much reverence and attention as if he had been St. Paul.
+And what do you think he told us? why, that if there were no kings, no
+queens, no lords, no ladies, no gentlemen or gentlewomen in the world,
+it would be no loss at all to God Almighty: this he said over some
+forty times, which made me remember it, whether I would or not.
+The rest was much at this rate, entertained with the prettiest odd
+phrases, that I had the most ado to look soberly enough for the place
+I was in that ever I had in my life. He does not preach so always,
+sure; if he does, I cannot believe his sermons will do much towards
+the bringing anybody to heaven more than by exercising their patience;
+yet I'll say that for him, he stood stoutly for tithes, though in
+my opinion few deserve them less than he, and it may be he would be
+better without them. Yet you say you are not convinced that to be
+miserable is the way to be good; to some natures I think it is not;
+but there are many of so careless and vain a temper that the least
+breath of good fortune swells them with so much pride, that if they
+were not put in mind sometimes by a sound cross or two that they are
+mortal, they would hardly think it possible; and though it is a sign
+of a servile nature, when fear produces more of reverence in us
+than love, yet there is more danger of forgetting one's self in a
+prosperous fortune than in the contrary; and affliction may be the
+surest though not the pleasantest guide to heaven. What think you,
+might I not preach with Mr. Marshall for a wager?...
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The ideal husband_
+
+
+[No date; _c_. 1653.]
+
+There are a great many ingredients must go to the making me happy in
+a husband. My cousin F. says our humours must agree, and to do that he
+must have that kind of breeding that I have had, and used to that kind
+of company; that is, he must not be so much a country gentleman as to
+understand nothing but hawks and dogs, and be fonder of either than of
+his wife; nor of the next sort of them, whose time reaches no farther
+than to be justice of peace, and once in his life high sheriff, who
+reads no book but statutes, and studies nothing but how to make a
+speech interlarded with Latin, that may amaze his disagreeing poor
+neighbours, and fright them rather than persuade them into quietness.
+He must not be a thing that began the world in a free school, was sent
+from thence to the university, and is at his farthest when he reaches
+the inns of court; has no acquaintance but those of his form in those
+places; speaks the French he has picked out of old laws, and admires
+nothing but the stories he has heard of the revels that were kept
+there before his time. He must not be a town gallant neither, that
+lives in a tavern and an ordinary; that cannot imagine how an hour
+should be spent without company unless it be in sleeping; that makes
+court to all the women he sees, thinks they believe him, and laughs
+and is laughed at equally. Nor a travelled Monsieur, whose head is
+feathered inside and outside, that can talk of nothing but of dances
+and duels, and has courage enough to wear slashes, when every body
+else dies with cold to see him. He must not be a fool of no sort, nor
+peevish, nor ill-natured, nor proud, nor courteous; and to all this
+must be added, that he must love me, and I him, as much as we are
+capable of loving. Without all this his fortune, though never so
+great, would not satisfy me, and with it a very moderate one would
+keep me from ever repenting my disposal....
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The growth of friendship_
+
+
+[No date; c. 1653.]
+
+
+... I must find you pleased and in good humour; merry as you were
+wont to be, when we first met, if you will not have me show that I am
+nothing akin to my cousin Osborne's lady. But what an age it is since
+we first met, and how great a change it has wrought in both of us!
+if there had been as great a one on my face, it would be either very
+handsome or very ugly. For God's sake, when we meet, let us design one
+day to remember old stories in, to ask one another by what degrees
+our friendship grew to this height 'tis at. In earnest, I am lost
+sometimes in thinking of it, and though I can never repent of the
+share you have in my heart, I know not whether I gave it you willingly
+or not at first. No; to speak ingenuously, I think you got an interest
+there a good while before I thought you had any, and it grew so
+insensibly and yet so fast, that all the traverses it has met with
+since have served rather to discover it to me than at all to hinder
+it.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME.
+
+_Wilful woman_
+
+
+[No date; c. 1653.]
+
+I was carried yesterday abroad to a dinner that was designed for
+mirth, but it seems one ill-humoured person in the company is enough
+to put all the rest out of tune, for I never saw people perform what
+they intended worse, and could not forbear telling them so; but to
+excuse themselves and silence my reproaches they all agreed to say
+that I spoiled their jollity by wearing the most unseasonable looks
+that could be put on for such an occasion. I told them I knew no
+remedy but leaving me behind them; that my looks were suitable to
+my fortune though not to a feast. Fie, I am got into my complaining
+humour that tires myself as well as every body else, and which (as you
+observe) helps not at all; would it would leave me and that I should
+not always have occasion for it, but that's in nobody's power, and my
+Lady Talmash, that says she can do whatever she will, cannot believe
+whatsoever she pleases. 'Tis not unpleasant, methinks, to hear her
+talk how at such a time she was sick, and the physicians told her she
+would have the small-pox and showed her where they were coming out
+upon her, but she bethought herself that it was not at all convenient
+for her to have them at that time; some business she had that required
+her going abroad, and so she resolved she would not be sick nor was
+not. Twenty such stories as these she tells, and then falls into
+discourses of the strength of reason and power of philosophy till she
+confounds herself and all that hear her. You have no such ladies in
+Ireland.... My poor Lady Vavasor is carried to the Tower, and her
+situation could not excuse her, because she was acquainted by somebody
+that there was a plot against the Protector, and did not discover it.
+She has told now all that was told her, but vows she will never say
+from whence she had it; we shall see whether her resolutions are as
+unalterable as those of my Lady Talmash. I wonder how she behaved
+herself when she was married; I never yet saw anybody that did not
+look simply and out of countenance, nor ever knew a wedding well
+designed but one, and that was of two persons who had time enough I
+confess to contrive it, and nobody to please in it but themselves. He
+came down into the country where she was upon a visit, and one morning
+married her; as soon as they came out of the church, they took coach
+and came for the town, dined at an Inn by the way, and at night came
+into lodgings that were provided for them, where nobody knew them,
+and where they passed for married people of seven years' standing. The
+truth is I could not endure to be Mrs. Bride in a public wedding, to
+be made the happiest person on earth; do not take it ill, for I would
+endure it if I could, rather than fail, but in earnest I do not think
+it were possible for me; you cannot apprehend the formalities of a
+treaty more than I do, nor so much the success of it. Yet in earnest
+your father will not find my brother Peyton wanting in civility
+(though he is not a man of much compliment unless it be in his letters
+to me), nor an unreasonable person in any thing so he will allow him,
+out of his kindness to his wife, to set a higher value upon his
+sister than she deserves. I know not how he may be prejudiced upon the
+business, but he is not deaf to reason when it is civilly delivered,
+and is as easily gained with compliance and good usage as any body
+I know, but no other way; when he is roughly used he is like me ten
+times the worse for it. I make it a case of conscience to discover my
+faults to you as fast as I know them, that you may consider what you
+have to do: my aunt told me no longer ago than yesterday, that I was
+the most wilful woman that ever she knew, and had an obstinacy of
+spirit nothing could overcome. Take heed, you see I give you fair
+warning. I have missed a letter this Monday, what is the reason?
+By the next I shall be gone into Kent, and my other journey is laid
+aside, which I am not displeased at, because it would have broken our
+intercourse very much. Here are some verses of Cowley's; pray tell me
+how you like them. It is only a piece taken out of a new thing of
+his. The whole is very long, and is a description of, or rather a
+paraphrase upon, the friendships of David and Jonathan. 'Tis I think
+the best I have seen of his, and I like the subject because it is that
+I would be perfect in. Adieu!
+
+
+
+
+KATHARINE PHILIPS
+
+1631-1664
+
+
+
+ORINDA TO THE HONOURABLE BERENICE
+
+_Yielding to opinion_
+
+
+Priory of Cardigan, _25 June_
+
+Your Ladyship's last favour from Coll. P----'s was truly obliging,
+and carried so much of the same great soul of yours, which loves to
+diffuse itself in expressions of friendship to me, that it merits
+a great deal more acknowledgement than I am able to pay at my best
+condition, and am less now when my head aches, and will give me no
+leave to enlarge, though I have so much subject and reason; but really
+if my heart ached too, I could be sensible of a very great kindness
+and condescension in thinking me worthy of your concern, though
+I visibly perceive most of my letters have lost their way to your
+Ladyship. I beseech you be pleased first to believe I have written
+every post; but, secondly, since I came, and then to enquire for them,
+that they may be commended into your hands, where alone they can hope
+for a favourable residence; I am very much a sharer by sympathy, in
+your Ladyship's satisfaction in the converse you had in the country,
+and find that to that ingenious company Fortune hath been just, there
+being no person fitter to receive all the admiration of persons best
+capable to pay them, than the great _Berenice_....
+
+And now (madam) why was that a cruel question, When will you come to
+_Wales_? 'Tis cruel to me, I confess, that it is yet in question, but
+I humbly beg your Ladyship to unriddle that part of your letter, for
+I cannot understand why you, madam, who have no persons alive to whom
+your birth hath submitted you, and have already by your life secured
+to yourself the best opinion the world can give you, should create an
+awe upon your own actions, from imaginary inconveniences: Happiness,
+I confess, is two-faced, and one is opinion; but that opinion is
+certainly _our own_; for it were equally ridiculous and impossible
+to shape our _actions_ by others' _opinions_. I have had so much (and
+some sad) reason to discuss this principle, that I can speak with some
+confidence, That _none will ever be happy, who make their happiness to
+consist in, or be governed by the votes of other persons._ I deny
+not but the approbation of wise and good persons is a very necessary
+satisfaction; but to forbear innocent contentments, only because it's
+possible some fancies may be so capricious as to dispute whether I
+should have taken them, is, in my belief, neither better nor worse
+than to fast always, because there are some so superstitious in the
+world, that will abstain from meat, upon some score or other, upon
+every day in the year, that is, some upon some days, and others
+upon others, and some upon all. You know, madam, there is nothing so
+various as _vulgar opinion_, nothing so untrue to itself. Who shall
+then please since none can fix it? 'Tis heresy (this of submitting to
+every blast of popular extravagancy) which I have combated in persons
+very dear to me; _Dear madam_, let them not have your authority for a
+relapse, when I had almost committed them; but consider it without a
+bias, and give sentence as you see cause; and in that interim put me
+not off (_Dear madam_) with those chimeras, but tell me plainly what
+inconvenience is it to come? If it be one in earnest, I will submit,
+but otherwise, I am so much my own friend, and my friend's friend,
+as not to be satisfied with your Ladyship's taking measure of your
+actions by others' opinion, when I know too that the severest could
+find nothing in this journey that they could condemn, but your excess
+of charity to me, and that censure you have already supported with
+patience, and (notwithstanding my own consciousness of no ways
+deserving your sufferance upon that score) I cannot beg you to recover
+the reputation of your judgement in that particular, since it must be
+my ruin. I should now say very much for your most obliging commands to
+me, to write, and should beg frequent letters from your Ladyship with
+all possible importunity, and should by command from my _Lucasia_
+excuse her last rudeness (as she calls it) in giving you account of
+her honour for you under her own hand, but I must beg your pardon now,
+and out-believing all, I can say upon every one of these accounts, for
+really, madam, you cannot tell how to imagine any person more to any
+one, than I am,
+
+_Madam,
+Your Ladyship's
+most faithful servant,
+and passionate friend_,
+ORINDA
+
+
+
+
+JOHN LOCKE
+
+1632-1704
+
+
+
+TO WILLIAM MOLYNEUX
+
+_A philosopher's confidences_
+
+
+Oates, 26 _April_, 1695.
+
+SIR,
+
+You look with the eyes, and speak the language of friendship, when you
+make my life of much more concern to the world than your own. I take
+it, as it is, for an effect of your kindness, and so shall not accuse
+you of compliment; the mistakes and over-valuings of good-will being
+always sincere, even when they exceed what common truth allows. This
+on my side I must beg you to believe, that my life would be much more
+pleasant and useful to me, if you were within my reach, that I might
+sometimes enjoy your conversation, and, upon twenty occasions, lay
+my thoughts before you, and have the advantage of your judgement. I
+cannot complain that I have not my share of friends of all ranks, and
+such, whose interest, assistance, affection, and opinions too, in fit
+cases, I can rely on. But methinks, for all this, there is one place
+vacant, that I know nobody that would so well fill as yourself; I want
+one near me to talk freely with, _de quolibet ente_; to propose to
+the extravagancies that rise in my mind; one with whom I would debate
+several doubts and questions, to see what was in them. Meditating by
+one's self, is like digging in the mine; it often, perhaps, brings up
+maiden earth, which never came near the light before; but whether it
+contains any metal in it, is never so well tried as in conversation
+with a knowing judicious friend who carries about with him the true
+touchstone, which is love of truth in a clear-thinking head. Men of
+parts and judgement the world usually gets hold of, and by a great
+mistake (that their abilities of mind are lost, if not employed in the
+pursuit of wealth or power) engages them in the ways of fortune and
+interest, which usually leave but little freedom or leisure of thought
+for pure disinterested truth. And such who give themselves up frankly,
+and in earnest to the full latitude of real knowledge, are not
+everywhere to be met with. Wonder not, therefore, that I wish so much
+for you in my neighbourhood; I should be too happy in a friend of your
+make, were you within my reach. But yet I cannot but wish that some
+business would once bring you within distance; and it is a pain to me
+to think of leaving the world without the happiness of seeing you.
+
+I do not wonder that a kinsman of yours should magnify civilities that
+scarce deserve the name; I know not wherein they consisted, but in
+being glad to see one that was in any way related to you, and was
+himself a very ingenious man; either of those was a title to more than
+I did, or could show him. I am sorry I have not yet had an opportunity
+to wait on him in London; and I fear he should be gone before I am
+able to get thither. This long winter, and cold spring, has hung very
+heavy upon my lungs, and they are not yet in a case to be ventured in
+London air, which must be my excuse for not waiting upon him and Dr.
+Ashe yet.
+
+The third edition of my essay has already, or will be speedily, in the
+press. But what perhaps will seem stranger, and possibly please you
+better, an abridgement is now making (if it be not already done) by
+one of the university of Oxford, for the use of young scholars, in the
+place of the ordinary system of logic. From the acquaintance I had of
+the temper of that place I did not expect to have it get much footing
+there. But so it is, I some time since received a very civil letter
+from one, wholly a stranger to me there, concerning such a design; and
+by another from him since, I conclude it near done. He seems to be an
+ingenious man, and he writes sensibly about it, but I can say nothing
+of it till I see it; and he, of his own accord, has offered that it
+shall be wholly submitted to my opinion, and disposal of it. And thus,
+sir, possibly that which you once proposed may be attained to, and I
+was pleased with the gentleman's design for your sake.
+
+You are a strange man, you oblige me very much by the care you take
+to have it well translated, and you thank me for complying with your
+offer. In my last, as I remember, I told you the reason why it was
+so long before I writ, was an expectation of an answer from London,
+concerning something I had to communicate to you: it was in short
+this; I was willing to know what my bookseller would give for a good
+latin copy; he told me, at last, twenty pounds. His delay was, because
+he would first have known what the translator demanded. But I forced
+him to make his proposal, and so I send it to you, to make what use of
+it you please. He since writ me word, that a friend of his at Oxford
+would, in some time, be at leisure to do it, and would undertake it. I
+bid him excuse himself to him, for that it was in hands I approved of,
+and some part of it now actually done. For I hope the essay (he was to
+show you the next week after you writ to me last) pleased you. Think
+it not a compliment, that I desire you to make what alterations you
+think fit. One thing particularly you will oblige me and the world in,
+and that is, in paring off some of the superfluous repetitions, which
+I left in for the sake of illiterate men, and the softer sex, not used
+to abstract notions and reasonings. But much of this reasoning will
+be out of doors in a latin translation. I refer all to your judgement,
+and so am secure it will be done as is best.
+
+What I shall add concerning enthusiasm, I guess, will very much agree
+with your thoughts, since yours jump so right with mine, about the
+place where it is to come in, I having designed it for chap. 18, lib.
+iv, as a false principle of reasoning often made use of. But, to give
+an historical account of the various ravings men have embraced for
+religion, would, I fear, be besides my purpose, and be enough to make
+an huge volume.
+
+My opinion of P. Malebranche agrees perfectly with yours. What I
+have writ concerning 'seeing all things in God', would make a little
+treatise of itself. But I have not quite gone through it, for fear
+I should by somebody or other be tempted to print it. For I love not
+controversies, and have a personal kindness for the author. When I
+have the happiness to see you, we will consider it together, and you
+shall dispose of it.
+
+I think I shall make some other additions to be put into your latin
+translation, and particularly concerning the 'connection of ideas',
+which has not, that I know, been hitherto considered, and has, I
+guess, a greater influence upon our minds than is usually taken notice
+of. Thus, you see, I make you the confident of my reveries; you would
+be troubled with a great many more of them, were you nearer.
+
+
+
+TO DR. MOLYNEUX
+
+_True friendship_
+
+
+Oates, 27 _Oct._ 1698.
+
+SIR,
+
+Death has, with a violent hand, hastily snatched from you a dear
+brother. I doubt not but, on this occasion, you need all the
+consolation can be given to one unexpectedly bereft of so worthy and
+near a relation. Whatever inclination I may have to alleviate your
+sorrow, I bear too great a share in the loss, and am too sensibly
+touched with it myself, to be in a condition to discourse with you on
+this subject, or do any thing but mingle my tears with yours. I have
+lost, in your brother, not only an ingenious and learned acquaintance,
+all that the world esteemed; but an intimate and sincere friend, whom
+I truly loved, and by whom I was truly loved: and what a loss that is,
+those only can be sensible who know how valuable, and how scarce,
+a true friend is, and how far to be preferred to all other sorts of
+treasure. He has left a son, who I know was dear to him, and deserved
+to be so as much as was possible, for one of his age. I cannot think
+myself wholly incapacitated from paying some of the affection and
+service that was due from me to my dear friend, as long as he has a
+child, or a brother, in the world. If, therefore, there be any thing,
+at this distance, wherein I, in my little sphere, may be able to serve
+your nephew or you, I beg you, by the memory of our deceased friend,
+to let me know it, that you may see that one who loved him so well,
+cannot but be tenderly concerned for his son, nor be otherwise than I
+am, Sir, etc.
+
+
+
+
+SAMUEL PEPYS
+
+1633-1703
+
+
+
+TO GEORGE, LORD BERKELEY
+
+_An explanation_
+
+
+Derby House, 22 _Feb._ 1677-8
+
+MY LORD,
+
+I am greatly owing to your Lordship for your last favour at St.
+John's, and did, till now, reckon myself under no less a debt to my
+Ladies for the honour at the same time done me, in their commands
+touching Mr. Bonithan. But, my Lord, I have lately had the misfortune
+of being undeceived in the latter, by coming to know the severity with
+which some of my Ladies are pleased to discourse of me in relation
+thereto. I assure your Lordship, I was so big with the satisfaction of
+having an opportunity given me by my Ladies at once of obliging them,
+paying a small respect to you, and doing a good office to a deserving
+gentleman, that I did not let one day pass before I had bespoke and
+obtained His Majesty's and Royal Highness's promise of favour in Mr.
+Bonithan's behalf: and was so far afterwards from failing him in my
+further assistances with Captain Trevanion and others, that I took
+early care to secure him a lieutenancy, by a commission actually
+signed for him by the King, in the ship _Stavereene_, relying upon the
+character Captain Trevanion had given me of his capacity to abide
+the examination, established by the King, upon the promotion of
+lieutenants; which was not only the most I should have done in the
+case of a brother, but more than ever I did in any man's case before,
+or, for his sake, do think I shall ever do again. True it is, my Lord,
+that when, upon his examination by the officers of the Navy, he was
+found not so fully qualified for the office of lieutenant as was
+requisite, I did with all respect, and to his seeming satisfaction,
+advise him to pass a little longer time in the condition he was
+then in, under a stricter application of himself to the practice of
+navigation. And, in pursuance of my duty to the King, I did acquaint
+him also with Mr. Bonithan's present unreadiness; and had, therefore,
+a command given me for conferring the commission prepared for him upon
+another, who, upon examination, at the same time with Mr. Bonithan,
+was found better qualified for it. As to what I understand my Ladies
+are pleased to entertain themselves and others with, to my reproach,
+as if money had been wanting in the case, it is a reproach lost upon
+me, my Lord, who am known to be so far from needing any purgation in
+the point of selling places, as never to have taken so much as my fee
+for a commission or warrant to any one officer in the Navy, within
+the whole time, now near twenty years, that I have had the honour of
+serving His Majesty therein--a self-denial at this day so little in
+fashion, and yet so chargeable to maintain, that I take no pride,
+and as little pleasure, in the mentioning it, further than it happily
+falls in here to my defence against the mistake the Ladies seem
+disposed to arraign me by on this occasion. Besides that, in the
+particular case of this gentleman, Lieut. Beele, who enjoys the
+commission designed for Mr. Bonithan, he is one whose face I never
+saw either before or since the time of his receiving it, nor know one
+friend he has in the world to whom he owes this benefit, other than
+the King's justice and his own modest merit: which, having said, it
+remains only that I assure your Lordship what I have so said, is not
+calculated with any regard to, much less any repining at, the usage
+the Ladies are pleased to show me in this affair, for 'tis fit I bear
+it, but to acquit myself to your Lordship in my demeanour towards
+them, as becomes their and, my Lord,
+
+Your Lordship's most obedient Servant.
+
+
+
+TO MRS. STEWARD
+
+_A wedding in the city_
+
+
+20 _Sept._ 1695.
+
+MADAM,
+
+You are very good, and pray continue so, by as many kind messages as
+you can, and notices of your health, such as the bearer brings you
+back my thanks for, and a thousand services. Here's a sad town, and
+God knows when it will be a better, our losses at sea making a very
+melancholy exchange at both ends of it; the gentlewomen of this, to
+say nothing of the other, sitting with their arms across, without a
+yard of muslin in their shops to sell, while the ladies, they tell
+me, walk pensively by, without a shilling, I mean a good one, in their
+pockets to buy. One thing there is indeed, that comes in my way as a
+Governor, to hear of, which carries a little mirth with it, and indeed
+is very odd. Two wealthy citizens that are lately dead, and left their
+estates, one to a Blue Coat boy, and the other to a Blue Coat girl, in
+Christ's Hospital. The extraordinariness of which has led some of
+the magistrates to carry it on to a match, which is ended in a public
+wedding; he in his habit of blue satin, led by two of the girls, and
+she in blue, with an apron green and petticoat yellow, all of sarsnet,
+led by two of the boys of the house, through Cheapside to Guildhall
+Chapel, where they were married by the Dean of St. Paul's, she given
+by my Lord Mayor. The wedding dinner, it seems, was kept in the
+Hospital Hall, but the great day will be tomorrow, St Matthew's; when,
+so much I am sure of, my Lord Mayor will be there, and myself also
+have had a ticket of invitation thither, and if I can, will be there
+too, but, for other particulars, I must refer you to my next, and so,
+
+Dear madam, Adieu.
+
+Bow Bells are just now ringing, ding dong, but whether for this, I
+cannot presently tell; but it is likely enough, for I have known them
+ring upon much foolisher occasions, and lately too.
+
+
+
+TO JOHN EVELYN
+
+_Reply to an old friend_
+
+
+Clapham, 7 _Aug._ 1700.
+
+I have no herds to mind, nor will my Doctor allow me any books here.
+What then, will you say, too, are you doing? Why, truly, nothing that
+will bear naming, and yet I am not, I think, idle; for who can, that
+has so much of past and to come to think on, as I have? And thinking,
+I take it, is working, though many forms beneath what my Lady and you
+are doing. But pray remember what o'clock it is with you and me; and
+be not now, by overstirring, too bold with your present complaint, any
+more than I dare be with mine, which, too, has been no less kind in
+giving me my warning, than the other to you, and to neither of us,
+I hope, and, through God's mercy, dare say, either unlooked for or
+unwelcome. I wish, nevertheless, that I were able to administer any
+thing towards the lengthening that precious rest of life which God has
+thus long blessed you, and, in you, mankind, with; but I have always
+been too little regardful of my own health, to be a prescriber to
+others. I cannot give myself the scope I otherwise should in talking
+now to you at this distance, on account of the care extraordinary I am
+now under from Mrs. Skinner's being suddenly fallen very ill; but ere
+long I may possibly venture at entertaining you with something from
+my young man in exchange--I don't say in payment, for the pleasure you
+gratify me with from yours, whom I pray God to bless with continuing
+but what he is! and I'll ask no more for him.
+
+
+
+
+JONATHAN SWIFT
+
+1667-1745
+
+
+
+TO STELLA
+
+_The Dean at home_
+
+
+London, 16 _Jan._ 1710-11.
+
+O faith, young women, I have sent my letter N. 13, without one crumb
+of an answer to any of MD's; there is for you now; and yet Presto
+ben't angry faith, not a bit, only he will begin to be in pain next
+Irish post, except he sees MD's little handwriting in the glass frame
+at the bar of St. James's Coffee-house, where Presto would never go
+but for that purpose. Presto's at home, God help him, every night from
+six till bed time, and has as little enjoyment or pleasure in life at
+present as anybody in the world, although in full favour with all the
+ministry. As hope saved, nothing gives Presto any sort of dream of
+happiness, but a letter now and then from his own dearest MD. I love
+the expectation of it, and when it does not come, I comfort myself,
+that I have it yet to be happy with. Yes faith, and when I write to
+MD, I am happy too; it is just as if methinks you were here, and I
+prating to you, and telling you where I have been: Well, says you,
+Presto, come, where have you been to-day? come, let's hear now. And so
+then I answer; Ford and I were visiting Mr. Lewis, and Mr. Prior, and
+Prior has given me a fine Plautus, and then Ford would have had me
+dine at his lodgings, and so I would not; and so I dined with him at
+an eating-house; which I have not done five times since I came here;
+and so I came home, after visiting Sir Andrew Fountaine's mother and
+sister, and Sir Andrew Fountaine is mending, though slowly.
+
+17. I was making, this morning, some general visits, and at twelve I
+called at the coffee-house for a letter from MD; so the man said he
+had given it to Patrick; then I went to the Court of requests and
+treasury to find Mr. Harley, and after some time spent in mutual
+reproaches, I promised to dine with him; I stayed there till seven,
+then called at Sterne's and Leigh's to talk about your box, and to
+have it sent by Smyth; Sterne says he has been making inquiries,
+and will set things right as soon as possible. I suppose it lies at
+Chester, at least I hope so, and only wants a lift over to you....
+Well, so I came home to read my letter from Stella, but the dog
+Patrick was abroad; at last he came, and I got my letter; I found
+another hand had superscribed it; when I opened it, I found it written
+all in French, and subscribed Bernage: faith, I was ready to fling
+it at Patrick's head. Bernage tells me, he had been to desire your
+recommendation to me to make him a captain; and your cautious answer,
+'That he had as much power with me as you,' was a notable one; if you
+were here, I would present you to the ministry as a person of ability.
+Bernage should let me know where to write to him; this is the second
+letter I have had without any direction; however, I beg I may not have
+a third, but that you will ask him, and send me how I shall direct
+to him. In the meantime, tell him, that if regiments are to be raised
+here, as he says, I will speak to George Granville, secretary at war,
+to make him a captain; and use what other interest I conveniently can.
+I think that is enough, and so tell him, and do not trouble me with
+his letters when I expect them from MD; do you hear, young women,
+write to Presto.
+
+18. I was this morning with Mr. Secretary St. John, and we were to
+dine at Mr. Harley's alone, about some business of importance; but
+there were two or three gentlemen there. Mr. Secretary and I went
+together from his office to Mr. Harley's, and thought to have been
+very wise; but the deuce a bit: the company stayed, and more came,
+and Harley went away at seven, and the secretary and I stayed with the
+rest of the company till eleven; I would then have had him come away,
+but he was in for it; and though he swore he would come away at that
+flask, there I left him. I wonder at the civility of these people;
+when he saw I would drink no more, he would always pass the bottle by
+me, and yet I could not keep the toad from drinking himself, nor he
+would not let me go neither, nor Masham, who was with us. When I
+got home, I found a parcel directed to me, and opening it, I found
+a pamphlet written entirely against myself, not by name, but against
+something I writ: it is pretty civil, and affects to be so, and I
+think I will take no notice of it; it is against something written
+very lately; and indeed I know not what to say, nor do I care; and so
+you are a saucy rogue for losing your money to-day at Stoyte's; to let
+that bungler beat you, my Stella, are not you ashamed? well, I forgive
+you this once, never do so again; no, noooo. Kiss and be friends,
+sirrah.--Come, let me go sleep, I go earlier to bed than formerly; and
+have not been out so late these two months; but the secretary was in a
+drinking humour. So good night, myownlittledearsaucyinsolentrogues.
+
+19. Then you read that long word in the last line, no faith have not
+you. Well, when will this letter come from our MD? to-morrow or next
+day without fail; yes faith, and so it is coming. This was an insipid
+snowy day, and I dined gravely with Mrs. Vanhomrigh, and came home,
+and am now got to bed a little after ten; I remember old Culpepper's
+maxim:
+
+ Would you have a settled head,
+ You must early go to bed:
+ I tell you, and I tell it again,
+ You must be in bed at ten.
+
+20. And so I went to-day with my new wig, o hoao, to visit Lady
+Worsley, whom I had not seen before, although she was near a month in
+town. Then I walked in the Park to find Mr. Ford, whom I had promised
+to meet, and coming down the Mall, who should come towards me but
+Patrick, and gives me five letters out of his pocket. I read the
+superscription of the first, Pshoh, said I; of the second, pshoh
+again; of the third, pshah, pshah, pshah; of the fourth, a gad, a gad,
+a gad, I am in a rage; of the fifth and last, O hoooa; ay marry
+this is something, this is our MD, so truly we opened it, I think
+immediately, and it began the most impudently in the world, thus; Dear
+Presto, we are even thus far. Now we are even, quoth Stephen, when he
+gave his wife six blows for one. I received your ninth four days after
+I had sent my thirteenth. But I'll reckon with you anon about that,
+young women. Why did not you recant at the end of your letter when you
+got your eleventh? tell me that, huzzies base, were we even then, were
+we, sirrah? but I will not answer your letter now, I will keep it for
+another time. We had a great deal of snow to-day, and it is terrible
+cold....
+
+21. _Morning_. It has snowed terribly all night, and is vengeance
+cold. I am not yet up, but cannot write long; my hands will freeze. Is
+there a good fire, Patrick? Yes, sir, then I will rise; come take away
+the candle. You must know I write on the dark side of my bedchamber,
+and am forced to have a candle till I rise, for the bed stands between
+me and the window, and I keep the curtains shut this cold weather.
+So pray let me rise, and, Patrick, here, take away the candle.--_At
+night._ We are now here in high frost and snow, the largest fire can
+hardly keep us warm. It is very ugly walking, a baker's boy broke his
+thigh yesterday. I walk slow, make short steps, and never tread on my
+heel. It is a good proverb the Devonshire people have:
+
+ Walk fast in snow,
+ In frost walk slow,
+ And still as you go,
+ Tread on your toe:
+
+ When frost and snow are both together,
+ Sit by the fire and spare shoe leather.
+
+22. _Morning_. Starving, starving, uth, uth, uth, uth, uth.--Do not
+you remember I used to come into your chamber, and turn Stella out of
+her chair, and rake up the fire in a cold morning, and cry uth, uth,
+uth? O faith, I must rise, my hand is so cold I can write no more....
+
+26, 27, 28, 29, 30. I have been so lazy and negligent these last four
+days, that I could not write to MD. My head is not in order, and yet
+it is not absolutely ill, but giddyish, and makes me listless; I walk
+every day, and hope I shall grow better. I wish I were with MD; I long
+for spring and good weather, and then I will come over. My riding in
+Ireland keeps me well. I am very temperate, and eat of the easiest
+meats as I am directed, and hope the malignity will go off; but
+one fit shakes me a long time. I dined to-day with Lord Mountjoy,
+yesterday at Mr. Stone's in the city, on Sunday at Vanhomrigh's,
+Saturday with Ford, and Friday I think at Vanhomrigh's, and that's all
+the journal I can send MD; for I was so lazy while I was well that I
+could not write. I thought to have sent this to-night, but it is ten,
+and I'll go to bed, and write on the other side to Parsivol to-morrow,
+and send it on Thursday; and so good night my dears, and love Presto,
+and be healthy, and Presto will be so too.
+
+
+
+To LORD TREASURER OXFORD
+
+_The Dean makes his bow_
+
+
+1 _July_, 1714.
+
+MY LORD,
+
+When I was with you, I have said more than once, that I would never
+allow quality or station made any real difference between men. Being
+now absent and forgotten, I have changed my mind: you have a thousand
+people who can pretend they love you, with as much appearance of
+sincerity as I, so that, according to common justice, I can have but
+a thousandth part in return of what I give. And this difference is
+wholly owing to your station. And the misfortune is still the greater,
+because I always loved you just so much the worse for your station:
+for, in your public capacity, you have often angered me to the heart,
+but, as a private man, never once. So that, if I only look toward
+myself, I could wish you a private man to-morrow: for I have nothing
+to ask; at least nothing that you will give, which is the same thing:
+and then you would see whether I should not with much more willingness
+attend you in a retirement, whenever you please to give me leave, than
+ever I did at London or Windsor. From these sentiments I will never
+write to you, if I can help it, otherwise than as to a private person,
+or allow myself to have been obliged to you in any other capacity.
+
+The memory of one great instance of your candour and justice, I will
+carry to my grave; that having been in a manner domestic with you
+for almost four years, it was never in the power of any public or
+concealed enemy to make you think ill of me, though malice and envy
+were often employed to that end. If I live, posterity shall know that,
+and more; which, though you, and somebody that shall be nameless, seem
+to value less than I could wish, is all the return I can make you.
+Will you give me leave to say how I would desire to stand in your
+memory? As one, who was truly sensible of the honour you did him,
+though he was too proud to be vain upon it; as one, who was neither
+assuming, officious, nor teasing; who never wilfully misrepresented
+persons or facts to you, nor consulted his passions when he gave
+a character; and lastly, as one, whose indiscretions proceeded
+altogether from a weak head, and not an ill heart. I will add one
+thing more, which is the highest compliment I can make, that I never
+was afraid of offending you, nor am now in any pain for the manner
+I write to you in. I have said enough; and, like one at your levee,
+having made my bow, I shrink back into the crowd.
+
+
+
+TO DR. SHERIDAN
+
+_News from the country_
+
+
+25 _Jan._ 1724-5.
+
+I have a packet of letters, which I intended to send by Molly, who has
+been stopped three days by the bad weather; but now I will send them
+by the post to-morrow to Kells, and enclosed to Mr. Tickell there is
+one to you, and one to James Stopford.
+
+I can do no work this terrible weather; which has put us all seventy
+times out of patience. I have been deaf nine days, and am now pretty
+well recovered again.
+
+Pray desire Mr. Stanton and Worral to continue giving themselves some
+trouble with Mr. Pratt; but let it succeed or not, I hope I shall be
+easy.
+
+Mrs. Johnson swears it will rain till Michaelmas. She is so pleased
+with her pick-axe, that she wears it fastened to her girdle on her
+left side, in balance with her watch. The lake is strangely overflown,
+and we are desperate about turf, being forced to buy it three miles
+off: and Mrs. Johnson (God help her!) gives you many a curse. Your
+mason is come, but cannot yet work upon your garden. Neither can I
+agree with him about the great wall. For the rest, _vide_ the letter
+you will have on Monday, if Mr. Tickell uses you well.
+
+The news of this country is, that the maid you sent down, John
+Farelly's sister, is married; but the portion and settlement are yet a
+secret. The cows here never give milk on midsummer eve.
+
+You would wonder what carking and caring there is among us for small
+beer and lean mutton, and starved lamb, and stopping gaps, and driving
+cattle from the corn. In that we are all-to-be-Dingleyed.
+
+The ladies' room smokes; the rain drops from the skies into the
+kitchen; our servants eat and drink like the devil, and pray for rain,
+which entertains them at cards and sleep; which are much lighter than
+spades, sledges, and crows. Their maxim is,
+
+ Eat like a Turk,
+ Sleep like a dormouse;
+ Be last at work,
+ At victuals foremost.
+
+Which is all at present; hoping you and your good family are well, as
+we are all at this present writing &c.
+
+Robin has just carried out a load of bread and cold meat for
+breakfast; this is their way; but now a cloud hangs over them, for
+fear it should hold up, and the clouds blow off.
+
+I write on till Molly comes in for the letter. O, what a draggletail
+will she be before she gets to Dublin! I wish she may not happen to
+fall upon her back by the way.
+
+I affirm against Aristotle, that cold and rain congregate homogenes,
+for they gather together you and your crew, at whist, punch, and
+claret. Happy weather for Mrs. Maul, Betty, and Stopford, and all true
+lovers of cards and laziness.
+
+THE BLESSINGS OF A COUNTRY LIFE.
+
+ Far from our debtors,
+ No Dublin letters,
+ Not seen by our betters.
+
+THE PLAGUES OF A COUNTRY LIFE.
+
+ A companion with news,
+ A great want of shoes;
+ Eat lean meat, or choose;
+ A church without pews.
+ Our horses astray,
+ No straw, oats, or hay;
+ December in May,
+ Our boys run away,
+ All servants at play.
+
+Molly sends for the letter.
+
+
+
+TO ALEXANDER POPE
+
+_Mostly about Gulliver_
+
+
+Dublin, 17 _Nov._ 1726.
+
+I am just come from answering a letter of Mrs. Howard's, writ in such
+mystical terms, that I should never have found out the meaning, if a
+book had not been sent me called _Gulliver's Travels_, of which you
+say so much in yours. I read the book over, and in the second volume
+observed several passages which appear to be patched and altered, and
+the style of a different sort, unless I am mistaken. Dr. Arbuthnot
+likes the projectors least; others, you tell me, the flying island;
+some think it wrong to be so hard upon whole bodies or corporations,
+yet the general opinion is, that reflections on particular persons are
+most to be blamed; so that in these cases, I think the best method is
+to let censure and opinion take their course. A bishop here said, that
+book was full of improbable lies, and for his part, he hardly believed
+a word of it; and so much for Gulliver.
+
+Going to England is a very good thing, if it were not attended with
+an ugly circumstance of returning to Ireland. It is a shame you do not
+persuade your ministers to keep me on that side, if it were but by a
+court expedient of keeping me in prison for a plotter; but at the same
+time I must tell you, that such journeys very much shorten my life,
+for a month here is very much longer than six at Twickenham.
+
+How comes friend Gay to be so tedious? Another man can publish fifty
+thousand lies sooner than he can publish fifty fables.... Let me add,
+that if I were Gulliver's friend, I would desire all my acquaintance
+to give out that his copy was basely mangled and abused, and added to,
+and blotted out by the printer; for so to me it seems in the second
+volume particularly.
+
+Adieu.
+
+
+
+TO JOHN GAY
+
+_Enquiries into Mr. Gay's pursuits_
+
+
+Dublin, 4 _May_, 1732.
+
+I am now as lame as when you writ your letter, and almost as lame as
+your letter itself, for want of that limb from my lady duchess, which
+you promised, and without which I wonder how it could limp hither. I
+am not in a condition to make a true step even on Amesbury Downs, and
+I declare that a corporeal false step is worse than a political one:
+nay, worse than a thousand political ones, for which I appeal to
+courts and ministers, who hobble on and prosper without the sense of
+feeling. To talk of riding and walking is insulting me, for I can
+as soon fly as do either. It is your pride or laziness, more than
+chair-hire, that makes the town expensive. No honour is lost by
+walking in the dark; and in the day you may beckon a blackguard
+boy under a gate, near your visiting place, (experto crede,) save
+elevenpence, and get half-a-crown's worth of health. The worst of my
+present misfortune is, that I eat and drink, and can digest neither
+for want of exercise; and, to increase my misery, the knaves are
+sure to find me at home, and make huge void spaces in my cellars. I
+congratulate with you for losing your great acquaintance; in such a
+case, philosophy teaches that we must submit, and be content with good
+ones. I like Lord Cornbury's refusing his pension, but I demur at his
+being elected for Oxford; which, I conceive, is wholly changed; and
+entirely devoted to new principles; so it appeared to me the two last
+times I was there. I find by the whole cast of your letter, that you
+are as giddy and as volatile as ever: just the reverse of Mr. Pope,
+who has always loved a domestic life from his youth. I was going to
+wish you had some little place that you could call your own, but, I
+profess I do not know you well enough to contrive any one system
+of life that would please you. You pretend to preach up riding and
+walking to the duchess, yet from my knowledge of you after twenty
+years, you always joined a violent desire of perpetually shifting
+places and company, with a rooted laziness, and an utter impatience of
+fatigue. A coach and six horses is the utmost exercise you can bear;
+and this only when you can fill it with such company as is best suited
+to your taste, and how glad would you be if it could waft you in the
+air to avoid jolting; while I, who am so much later in life, can,
+or at least could, ride five hundred miles on a trotting horse. You
+mortally hate writing, only because it is the thing you chiefly ought
+to do; as well to keep up the vogue you have in the world, as to make
+you easy in your fortune. You are merciful to everything but money,
+your best friend, whom you treat with inhumanity. Be assured I will
+hire people to watch all your motions, and to return me a faithful
+account. Tell me, have you cured your absence of mind? can you attend
+to trifles? can you at Amesbury write domestic libels to divert the
+family and neighbouring squires for five miles round? or venture so
+far on horseback, without apprehending a stumble at every step? can
+you set the footmen a-laughing as they wait at dinner? and do the
+duchess's women admire your wit? in what esteem are you with the vicar
+of the parish? can you play with him at backgammon? have the farmers
+found out that you cannot distinguish rye from barley, or an oak from
+a crab-tree? You are sensible that I know the full extent of your
+country skill is in fishing for roaches or gudgeons at the highest.
+
+I love to do you good offices with your friends, and therefore desire
+you will show this letter to the duchess, to improve her grace's good
+opinion of your qualifications, and convince her how useful you are
+likely to be in the family. Her grace shall have the honour of my
+correspondence again when she goes to Amesbury. Hear a piece of Irish
+news; I buried the famous General Meredyth's father last night in my
+cathedral, he was ninety-six years old; so that Mrs. Pope may live
+seven years longer. You saw Mr. Pope in health, pray is he generally
+more healthy than when I was among you? I would know how your own
+health is, and how much wine you drink in a day? My stint in company
+is a pint at noon, and half as much at night; but I often dine at home
+like a hermit, and then I drink little or none at all. Yet I differ
+from you, for I would have society, if I could get what I like, people
+of middle understanding, and middle rank.
+
+Adieu.
+
+
+
+
+JOSEPH ADDISON
+
+1672-1719
+
+
+
+TO ALEXANDER POPE
+
+_Translation of Homer_
+
+
+26 _Oct._ 1713.
+
+I was extremely glad to receive a letter from you, but more so upon
+reading the contents of it. The work you mention will, I dare say,
+very sufficiently recommend itself when your name appears with the
+proposals: and if you think I can any way contribute to the forwarding
+of them, you cannot lay a greater obligation upon me, than by
+employing me in such an office. As I have an ambition of having it
+known that you are my friend, I shall be very proud of showing it by
+this or any other instance. I question not but your translation will
+enrich our tongue, and do honour to our country; for I conclude of
+it already from those performances with which you have obliged the
+public. I would only have you consider how it may most turn to your
+advantage. Excuse my impertinence in this particular, which proceeds
+from my zeal for your ease and happiness. The work would cost you a
+great deal of time, and, unless you undertake it, will, I am afraid,
+never be executed by any other; at least I know none of this age that
+is equal to it besides yourself.
+
+I am at present wholly immersed in country business, and begin to take
+a delight in it. I wish I might hope to see you here some time, and
+will not despair of it, when you engage in a work that will require
+solitude and retirement.
+
+
+
+TO MR. SECRETARY CRAGGS
+
+_A bequest_
+
+
+_June_ 1719.
+
+DEAR SIR,
+
+I cannot wish that any of my writings should last longer than the
+memory of our friendship, and therefore I thus publicly bequeath them
+to you, in return for the many valuable instances of your affection.
+
+That they may come to you with as little disadvantage as possible,
+I have left the care of them to one, whom, by the experience of some
+years, I know well-qualified to answer my intentions. He has already
+the honour and happiness of being under your protection; and as he
+will very much stand in need of it, I cannot wish him better than
+that he may continue to deserve the favour and countenance of such a
+patron.
+
+I have no time to lay out in forming such compliments as would but ill
+suit that familiarity between us which was once my greatest pleasure,
+and will be my greatest honour hereafter. Instead of them, accept of
+my hearty wishes that the great reputation you have acquired so early,
+may increase more and more, and that you may long serve your country
+with those excellent talents and unblemished integrity, which have so
+powerfully recommended you to the most gracious and amiable monarch
+that ever filled a throne. May the frankness and generosity of your
+spirit continue to soften and subdue your enemies, and gain you many
+friends, if possible, as sincere as yourself. When you have found
+such, they cannot wish you more true happiness than I, who am with the
+greatest zeal, dear sir,
+
+Your most entirely affectionate friend
+and faithful obedient servant.
+
+
+
+
+SIR RICHARD STEELE
+
+1672-1729
+
+
+
+TO MARY SCURLOCK
+
+_An explicit declaration_
+
+
+11 _Aug._ 1707.
+
+Madam,--I writ you on Saturday, by Mrs. Warren, and give you this
+trouble to urge the same request I made then; which was, that I may be
+admitted to wait upon you. I should be very far from desiring this if
+it were a transgression of the most severe rules to allow it. I know
+you are very much above the little arts which are frequent in your
+sex, of giving unnecessary torment to their admirers; I therefore hope
+you will do so much justice to the generous passion I have for you, as
+to let me have an opportunity of acquainting you upon what motives
+I pretend to your good opinion. I shall not trouble you with my
+sentiments till I know how they will be received; and as I know no
+reason why the difference of sex should make our language to each
+other differ from the ordinary rules of right reason, I shall affect
+plainness and sincerity in my discourse to you, as much as other
+lovers do perplexity and rapture. Instead of saying 'I shall die for
+you', I profess I should be glad to lead my life with you. You are
+as beautiful, as witty, as prudent, and as good-humoured as any woman
+breathing; but, I must confess to you, I regard all these excellences
+as you will please to direct them for my happiness or misery. With me,
+madam, the only lasting motive to love, is the hope of its becoming
+mutual. I beg of you to let Mrs. Warren send me word when I may attend
+you. I promise you, I will talk of nothing but indifferent things;
+though, at the same time, I know not how I shall approach you in the
+tender moment of first seeing you after this declaration which has
+been made by, madam,
+
+Your most obedient and most faithful
+humble servant.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A pleasing transport_
+
+
+Smith Street, Westminster, 1707.
+
+Madam,--I lay down last night with your image in my thoughts, and
+have awakened this morning in the same contemplation. The pleasing
+transport with which I am delighted has a sweetness in it attended
+with a train of ten thousand soft desires, anxieties, and cares.
+The day arises on my hopes with new brightness; youth, beauty, and
+innocence are the charming objects that steal me from myself, and give
+me joys above the reach of ambition, pride, or glory. Believe me, fair
+one, to throw myself at your feet is giving myself the highest bliss
+I know on earth. Oh, hasten, ye minutes! bring on the happy morning
+wherein to be ever hers will make me look down on thrones! Dear Molly,
+I am tenderly, passionately, faithfully thine.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A lover betrays himself_
+
+
+St. James's Coffee House, 1 _Sept._ 1707
+
+Madam,--It is the hardest thing in the world to be in love, and yet to
+attend to business. As for me, all who speak to me find me out, and I
+must lock myself up, or other people will do it for me.
+
+A gentleman asked me this morning, 'What news from Lisbon?' and I
+answered, 'She's exquisitely handsome.' Another desired to know when I
+had been last at Hampton Court. I replied, 'It will be on Tuesday come
+se'nnight.' Pr'ythee allow me at least to kiss your hand before that
+day, that my mind may be in some composure. O love!
+
+ A thousand torments dwell about thee!
+ Yet who would live to live without thee?
+
+Methinks I could write a volume to you; but all the language on earth
+would fail in saying how much, and with what disinterested passion, I
+am ever yours.
+
+
+
+TO HIS WIFE
+
+_He proposes an outing_
+
+
+Lord Sunderland's Office, 19 May, 1708.
+
+Eleven o'clock.
+
+Dear Prue,--I desire you to get the coach and yourself ready as soon
+as you can conveniently, and call for me here, from whence we will go
+and spend some time together in the fresh air in free conference. Let
+my best periwig be put in the coach-box, and my new shoes, for it is
+a great comfort to be well dressed in agreeable company. You are vital
+life to your obliged, affectionate husband, and humble servant.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_His greatest affliction_
+
+
+12 _Aug._ 1708.
+
+Madam,--I have your letter, wherein you let me know that the little
+dispute we have had is far from being a trouble to you; nevertheless
+I assure you, any disturbance between us is the greatest affliction to
+me imaginable. You talk of the judgement of the world; I shall never
+govern my actions by it, but by the rules of morality and right
+reason. I love you better than the light of my eyes or the life-blood
+in my heart; but you are also to understand that neither my sight
+shall be so far enchanted, nor my affection so much master of me,
+as to make me forget our common interest. To attend my business as
+I ought, and improve my fortune, it is necessary that my time and
+my will should be under no direction but my own.... I write all this
+rather to explain my own thoughts to you, than to answer your letter
+distinctly. I enclose it to you, that upon second thoughts, you may
+see the disrespectful manner in which you treat
+
+Your affectionate, faithful husband.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Four characteristic notes_
+
+
+I
+
+From the Press, one in the morning, 30 _Sept._ 1710.
+
+Dear Prue,--I am very sleepy and tired, but could not think of closing
+my eyes till I had told you I am, dearest creature,
+
+Your most affectionate and faithful husband.
+
+
+II
+
+Bloomsbury Square, 24 _Dec._ 1713.
+
+Dear Prue,--I dine with Lord Halifax and shall be at home half hour
+after six. For thee I die, for thee I languish.
+
+
+III
+
+16 _Feb._ 1716-17.
+
+Dear Prue,--Sober or not, I am ever yours.
+
+
+IV
+
+Thursday, 3 in the afternoon, 2 _May_, 1717.
+
+I had a very painful night last night; but, after a little chocolate
+an hour or two ago, and a chicken for dinner, am much more at ease.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The natural slave of beauty_.
+
+
+20 _June_, 1717.
+
+Dear Prue,--I have yours of the 14th, and am infinitely obliged to you
+for the length of it. I do not know another whom I could commend for
+that circumstance; but where we entirely love, the continuance of
+anything they do to please us is a pleasure. As for your relations,
+once for all, pray take it for granted, that my regard and conduct
+towards all and singular of them shall be as you direct.
+
+I hope, by the grace of God, to continue what you wish me, every
+way, an honest man. My wife and my children are the objects that have
+wholly taken up my heart; and as I am not invited or encouraged in
+anything which regards the public, I am easy under that neglect or
+envy of my past actions, and cheerfully contract that diffusive spirit
+within the interests of my own family. You are the head of us; and I
+stoop to a female reign as being naturally made the slave of beauty.
+But to prepare for our manner of living when we are again together,
+give me leave to say, while I am here at leisure, and come to lie at
+Chelsea, what I think may contribute to our better way of living.
+I very much approve Mrs. Evans and her husband; and if you take my
+advice, I would have them a being in our house, and Mrs. Clark the
+care and inspection of the nursery. I would have you entirely
+at leisure to pass your time with me in diversions, in books, in
+entertainments, and no manner of business intrude upon us but at
+stated times. For, though you are made to be the delight of my eyes,
+and food of all my senses and faculties, yet a turn of care
+and housewifery, and I know not what prepossession against
+conversation-pleasures, robs me of the witty and the handsome woman
+to a degree not to be expressed. I will work my brains and fingers to
+procure us plenty of all things, and demand nothing of you but to take
+delight in agreeable dresses, cheerful discourses, and gay sights,
+attended by me. This may be done by putting the kitchen and the
+nursery in the hands I propose; and I shall have nothing to do but to
+pass as much time at home as I possibly can, in the best company in
+the world. We cannot tell here what to think of the trial of my Lord
+Oxford; if the ministry are in earnest in that, and I should see it
+will be extended to a length of time, I will leave them to themselves,
+and wait upon you. Miss Moll grows a mighty beauty, and she shall be
+very prettily dressed, as likewise shall Betty and Eugene: and if
+I throw away a little money in adorning my brats, I hope you will
+forgive me: they are, I thank God, all very well; and the charming
+form of their mother has tempered the likeness they bear to their
+rough sire, who is, with the greatest fondness,
+
+Your most obliged and obedient husband.
+
+
+
+
+JOHN GAY
+
+1685-1732
+
+
+
+TO JONATHAN SWIFT
+
+_Concerning Gulliver_
+
+
+17 _Nov._ 1726.
+
+About ten days ago a book was published here of the travels of one
+Gulliver, which has been the conversation of the whole town ever
+since: the whole impression sold in a week: and nothing is more
+diverting than to hear the different opinions people give of it,
+though all agree in liking it extremely. It is generally said that you
+are the author; but I am told the bookseller declares, he knows
+not from what hand it came. From the highest to the lowest it is
+universally read, from the cabinet-council to the nursery. The
+politicians to a man agree, that it is free from particular
+reflections, but that the satire on general societies of men is
+too severe. Not but we now and then meet with people of greater
+perspicuity, who are in search for particular applications in every
+leaf; and it is highly probable we shall have keys published to
+give light into Gulliver's design. Lord ---- is the person who least
+approves it, blaming it as a design of evil consequence to depreciate
+human nature, at which it cannot be wondered that he takes most
+offence, being himself the most accomplished of his species, and so
+losing more than any other of that praise which is due both to the
+dignity and virtue of a man. Your friend, my Lord Harcourt, commends
+it very much, though he thinks in some places the matter too far
+carried. The Duchess Dowager of Marlborough is in raptures at it; she
+says she can dream of nothing else since she read it: she declares
+that she has now found out that her whole life has been lost in
+caressing the worst part of mankind, and treating the best as her
+foes: and that if she knew Gulliver, though he had been the worst
+enemy she ever had, she should give up her present acquaintance for
+his friendship. You may see by this, that you are not much injured
+by being supposed the author of this piece. If you are, you have
+disobliged us, and two or three of your best friends, in not giving
+us the least hint of it while you were with us; and in particular Dr.
+Arbuthnot, who says it is ten thousand pities he had not known it, he
+could have added such abundance of things upon every subject. Among
+lady critics, some have found out that Mr. Gulliver had a particular
+malice to maids of honour. Those of them who frequent the church, say
+his design is impious, and that it is depreciating the works of the
+Creator.
+
+Notwithstanding, I am told the princess has read it with great
+pleasure. As to other critics, they think the flying island is the
+least entertaining; and so great an opinion the town have of the
+impossibility of Gulliver's writing at all below himself, it is agreed
+that part was not writ by the same hand, though this has its defenders
+too. It has passed lords and commons, _nemine contradicente_; and the
+whole town, men, women, and children, are quite full of it.
+
+Perhaps I may all this time be talking to you of a book you have never
+seen, and which has not yet reached Ireland; if it has not, I believe
+what we have said will be sufficient to recommend it to your reading,
+and that you will order me to send it to you.
+
+But it will be much better to come over yourself, and read it here,
+where you will have the pleasure of variety of commentators, to
+explain the difficult passages to you.
+
+We all rejoice that you have fixed the precise time of your coming to
+be _cum hirundine prima_; which we modern naturalists pronounce,
+ought to be reckoned, contrary to Pliny, in this northern latitude of
+fifty-two degrees, from the end of February, Styl. Greg., at furthest.
+But to us, your friends, the coming of such a black swallow as you
+will make a summer in the worst of seasons. We are no less glad at
+your mention of Twickenham and Dawley; and in town you know, you have
+a lodging at court.
+
+The princess is clothed in Irish silk; pray give our service to the
+weavers. We are strangely surprised to hear that the bells in Ireland
+ring without your money. I hope you do not write the thing that is
+not. We are afraid that B---- hath been guilty of that crime, that you
+(like a houyhnhnm) have treated him as a yahoo, and discarded him your
+service. I fear you do not understand these modish terms, which every
+creature now understands but yourself.
+
+You tell us your wine is bad, and that the clergy do not frequent your
+house, which we look upon to be tautology. The best advice we can give
+you is, to make them a present of your wine, and come away to better.
+
+You fancy we envy you, but you are mistaken; we envy those you are
+with, for we cannot envy the man we love. Adieu.
+
+
+
+
+ALEXANDER POPE
+
+1688-1744
+
+
+
+TO WILLIAM WYCHERLEY
+
+_Dryden and his critics_
+
+
+Binfield in Windsor Forest, 26 _Dec_. 1704.
+
+It was certainly a great satisfaction to me to see and converse with
+a man, whom in his writings I had so long known with pleasure; but
+it was a high addition to it, to hear you, at our very first meeting,
+doing justice to your dead friend Mr. Dryden. I was not so happy as to
+know him: _Virgilium tantum vidi_. Had I been born early enough I
+must have known and loved him: for I have been assured, not only
+by yourself, but by Mr. Congreve and Sir William Trumbul, that his
+personal qualities were as amiable as his poetical, notwithstanding
+the many libellous misrepresentations of them, against which the
+former of these gentlemen has told me he will one day vindicate him. I
+suppose those injuries were begun by the violence of party, but it
+is no doubt they were continued by envy at his success and fame. And
+those scribblers who attacked him in his latter times, were only like
+gnats in a summer's evening, which are never very troublesome but in
+the finest and most glorious season; for his fire, like the sun's,
+shined clearest towards its setting.
+
+You must not therefore imagine, that when you told me my own
+performances were above those critics, I was so vain as to believe it;
+and yet I may not be so humble as to think myself quite below their
+notice. For critics, as they are birds of prey, have ever a natural
+inclination to carrion: and though such poor writers as I are but
+beggars, no beggar is so poor but he can keep a cur, and no author
+is so beggarly but he can keep a critic. I am far from thinking the
+attacks of such people any honour or dishonour even to me, much less
+to Mr. Dryden. I agree with you that whatever lesser wits have arisen
+since his death are but like stars appearing when the sun is set, that
+twinkle only in his absence, and with the rays they have borrowed
+from him. Our wit (as you call it) is but reflection or imitation,
+therefore scarce to be called ours. True wit, I believe, may be
+defined a justness of thought, and a facility of expression....
+However, this is far from a complete definition; pray help me to a
+better, as I doubt not you can.
+
+
+
+TO JOSEPH ADDISON
+
+_A few thoughts from a rambling head_
+
+
+14 _Dec_. 1713.
+
+I have been lying in wait for my own imagination, this week and more,
+and watching what thoughts came up in the whirl of the fancy, that
+were worth communicating to you in a letter. But I am at length
+convinced that my rambling head can produce nothing of that sort; so
+I must e'en be content with telling you the old story, that I love
+you heartily. I have often found by experience, that nature and
+truth, though never so low or vulgar, are yet pleasing when openly and
+artlessly represented: it would be diverting to me to read the very
+letters of an infant, could it write its innocent inconsistencies and
+tautologies just as it thought them. This makes me hope a letter from
+me will not be unwelcome to you, when I am conscious I write with more
+unreservedness than ever man wrote, or perhaps talked, to another. I
+trust your good nature with the whole range of my follies, and really
+love you so well, that I would rather you should pardon me than esteem
+me; since one is an act of goodness and benevolence, the other a kind
+of constrained deference.
+
+You cannot wonder my thoughts are scarce consistent, when I tell you
+how they are distracted. Every hour of my life my mind is strangely
+divided; this minute perhaps I am above the stars, with a thousand
+systems round about me, looking forward into a vast abyss, and
+losing my whole comprehension in the boundless space of creation, in
+dialogues with Whiston and the astronomers; the next moment I am below
+all trifles, grovelling with T---- in the very centre of nonsense: now
+I am recreated with the brisk sallies and quick turns of wit, which
+Mr. Steele, in his liveliest and freest humours, darts about him; and
+now levelling my application to the insignificant observations and
+quirks of grammar of C---- and D----.
+
+Good God! what an incongruous animal is man! how unsettled in his best
+part, his soul; and how changing and variable in his frame of body!
+the constancy of the one shook by every notion, the temperament of the
+other affected by every blast of wind! What is he, altogether, but a
+mighty inconsistency; sickness and pain is the lot of one half of him,
+doubt and fear the portion of the other! What a bustle we make about
+passing our time when all our space is but a point! what aims and
+ambitions are crowded into this little instant of our life, which
+(as Shakespeare finely worded it) is rounded with a sleep! Our whole
+extent of being is no more, in the eye of Him who gave it, than a
+scarce perceptible moment of duration. Those animals whose circle of
+living is limited to three or four hours, as the naturalists tell us,
+are yet as long-lived, and possess as wide a field of action as man,
+if we consider him with a view to all space and all eternity. Who
+knows what plots, what achievements a mite may perform in his kingdom
+of a grain of dust, within his life of some minutes; and of how much
+less consideration than even this, is the life of man in the sight of
+God, who is for ever and ever?
+
+Who that thinks in this train, but must see the world, and its
+contemptible grandeurs, lessen before him at every thought? It is
+enough to make one remain stupefied in a poise of inaction, void of
+all desires, of all designs, of all friendships.
+
+But we must return (through our very condition of being) to our narrow
+selves, and those things that affect ourselves: our passions, our
+interests flow in upon us and unphilosophize us into mere mortals. For
+my part, I never return so much into myself, as when I think of
+you, whose friendship is one of the best comforts I have for the
+insignificancy of myself.
+
+
+
+TO JONATHAN SWIFT
+
+_Friends to posterity_
+
+
+23 _March_, 1727-8.
+
+I send you a very odd thing, a paper printed in Boston, in New
+England, wherein you will find a real person, a member of their
+parliament, of the name of Jonathan Gulliver. If the fame of that
+traveller has travelled thither, it has travelled very quick, to have
+folks christened already by the name of the supposed author. But if
+you object that no child so lately christened could be arrived at
+years of maturity to be elected into parliament, I reply (to solve the
+riddle) that the person is an Anabaptist, and not christened till
+full age, which sets all right. However it be, the accident is very
+singular that these two names should be united.
+
+Mr. Gay's opera has been acted near forty days running, and will
+certainly continue the whole season. So he has more than a fence about
+his thousand pounds; he will soon be thinking of a fence about his two
+thousand. Shall no one of us live as we would wish each other to live?
+Shall he have no annuity, you no settlement on this side, and I
+no prospect of getting to you on the other? This world is made for
+Caesar,--as Cato said, for ambitious, false, or flattering people to
+domineer in; nay, they would not, by their good will, leave us our
+very books, thoughts, or words in quiet. I despise the world yet, I
+assure you, more than either Gay or you, and the court more than all
+the rest of the world. As for those scribblers for whom you apprehend
+I would suppress my _Dulness_ (which, by the way, for the future you
+are to call by a more pompous name, the _Dunciad_), how much that nest
+of hornets are my regard will easily appear to you when you read the
+_Treatise of the Bathos_.
+
+At all adventures, yours and mine shall stand linked as friends
+to posterity, both in verse and prose, and (as Tully calls it) _in
+consuetudine studiorum_. Would to God our persons could but as well
+and as surely be inseparable! I find my other ties dropping from me;
+some worn off, some torn off, some relaxing daily: my greatest, both
+by duty, gratitude, and humanity, time is shaking every moment, and
+it now hangs but by a thread! I am many years the older for living so
+much with one so old; much the more helpless for having been so long
+helped and tendered by her; much the more considerate and tender, for
+a daily commerce with one who required me justly to be both to her;
+and consequently the more melancholy and thoughtful; and the less fit
+for others, who want only in a companion or a friend to be amused or
+entertained. My constitution too has had its share of decay as well as
+my spirits, and I am as much in the decline at forty as you at sixty.
+I believe we should be fit to live together could I get a little more
+health, which might make me not quite insupportable. Your deafness
+would agree with my dulness; you would not want me to speak when
+you could not hear. But God forbid you should be as destitute of the
+social comforts of life as I must when I lose my mother; or that ever
+you should lose your more useful acquaintance so utterly, as to turn
+your thoughts to such a broken reed as I am, who could so ill supply
+your wants. I am extremely troubled at the return of your deafness;
+you cannot be too particular in the accounts of your health to me;
+everything you do or say in this kind obliges me, nay, delights me,
+to see the justice you do me in thinking me concerned in all your
+concerns; so that though the pleasantest thing you can tell me be that
+you are better or easier; next to that it pleases me that you make me
+the person you would complain to.
+
+As the obtaining the love of valuable men is the happiest end I
+know of this life, so the next felicity is to get rid of fools and
+scoundrels; which I cannot but own to you was one part of my design in
+falling upon these authors, whose incapacity is not greater than their
+insincerity, and of whom I have always found (if I may quote myself),
+
+ That each bad author is as bad a friend.
+
+This poem will rid me of these insects.
+
+ Cedite, Romani scriptores, cedite, Graii;
+ _Nescio quid_ maius nascitur Iliade.
+
+I mean than _my Iliad_; and I call it _Nescio quid_, which is a degree
+of modesty; but however, if it silence these fellows, it must be
+something greater than any _Iliad_ in Christendom. Adieu.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A farming friend, and the Dunciad_
+
+
+Dawley, 28 _June_, 1728.
+
+I now hold the pen for my Lord Bolingbroke, who is reading your
+letter between two haycocks, but his attention is somewhat diverted by
+casting his eyes on the clouds, not in admiration of what you say,
+but for fear of a shower. He is pleased with your placing him in the
+triumvirate between yourself and me: though he says, that he doubts he
+shall fare like Lepidus, while one of us runs away with all the power,
+like Augustus, and another with all the pleasures, like Anthony. It is
+upon a foresight of this that he has fitted up his farm, and you will
+agree that his scheme of retreat at least is not founded upon weak
+appearances. Upon his return from the Bath, all peccant humours, he
+finds, are purged out of him; and his great temperance and economy are
+so signal, that the first is fit for my constitution, and the latter
+would enable you to lay up so much money as to buy a bishopric in
+England. As to the return of his health and vigour, were you here, you
+might inquire of his haymakers; but as to his temperance, I can answer
+that (for one whole day) we have had nothing for dinner but mutton
+broth, beans, and bacon, and a barn-door fowl.
+
+Now his lordship is run after his cart, I have a moment left to myself
+to tell you, that I overheard him yesterday agree with a painter
+for £200, to paint his country hall with trophies of rakes, spades,
+prongs, &c., and other ornaments, merely to countenance his calling
+this place a farm--now turn over a new leaf.
+
+He bids me assure you, he should be sorry not to have more schemes of
+kindness for his friends than of ambition for himself; there, though
+his schemes may be weak, the motives at least are strong; and he
+says farther, if you could bear as great a fall and decrease of your
+revenues, as he knows by experience he can, you would not live in
+Ireland an hour.
+
+The _Dunciad_ is going to be printed in all pomp, with the
+inscription, which makes me proudest. It will be attended with
+_proeme, prolegomena, testimonia scriptorum, index authorum_, and
+notes _variorum_. As to the latter, I desire you to read over the
+text, and make a few in any way you like best; whether dry raillery,
+upon the style and way of commenting of trivial critics; or humourous,
+upon the authors in the poem; or historical, of persons, places,
+times; or explanatory, or collecting the parallel passages of the
+ancients. Adieu. I am pretty well, my mother not ill, Dr. Arbuthnot
+vexed with his fever by intervals; I am afraid he declines, and we
+shall lose a worthy man: I am troubled about him very much.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_An invitation to England_
+
+
+23 _March_, 1736-7.
+
+Though you were never to write to me, yet what you desired in your
+last, that I would write often to you, would be a very easy task: for
+every day I talk with you, and of you, in my heart; and I need only
+set down what that is thinking of. The nearer I find myself verging to
+that period of life which is to be labour and sorrow, the more I prop
+myself upon those few supports that are left me. People in this state
+are like props indeed; they cannot stand alone, but two or more of
+them can stand, leaning and bearing upon one another. I wish you and I
+might pass this part of life together. My only necessary care is at
+an end. I am now my own master too much; my house is too large; my
+gardens furnish too much wood and provision for my use. My servants
+are sensible and tender of me; they have intermarried, and are become
+rather low friends than servants; and to all those that I see here
+with pleasure, they take a pleasure in being useful. I conclude this
+is your case too in your domestic life, and I sometimes think of your
+old housekeeper as my nurse, though I tremble at the sea, which only
+divides us. As your fears are not so great as mine, and I firmly hope
+your strength still much greater, is it utterly impossible it might
+once more be some pleasure to you to see England? My sole motive in
+proposing France to meet in, was the narrowness of the passage by sea
+from hence, the physicians having told me the weakness of my breast,
+&c., is such, as a sea-sickness might endanger my life. Though one or
+two of our friends are gone since you saw your native country, there
+remain a few more who will last so till death; and who I cannot but
+hope have an attractive power to draw you back to a country which
+cannot quite be sunk or enslaved, while such spirits remain. And let
+me tell you, there are a few more of the same spirit, who would awaken
+all your old ideas, and revive your hopes of her future recovery and
+virtue. These look up to you with reverence, and would be animated by
+the sight of him at whose soul they have taken fire in his writings,
+and derived from thence as much love of their species as is consistent
+with a contempt for the knaves in it.
+
+I could never be weary, except at the eyes, of writing to you; but my
+real reason (and a strong one it is) for doing it so seldom, is fear;
+fear of a very great and experienced evil, that of my letters being
+kept by the partiality of friends, and passing into the hands and
+malice of enemies, who publish them with all their imperfections on
+their head, so that I write not on the common terms of honest men.
+
+Would to God you would come over with Lord Orrery, whose care of you
+in the voyage I could so certainly depend on; and bring with you your
+old housekeeper and two or three servants. I have room for all, a
+heart for all, and (think what you will) a fortune for all. We could,
+were we together, contrive to make our last days easy, and leave some
+sort of monument, what friends two wits could be in spite of all the
+fools in the world. Adieu.
+
+
+
+
+SAMUEL RICHARDSON
+
+1689-1761
+
+
+
+TO MISS MULSO
+
+_A discussion on love_
+
+
+3 _Sept_. 1751.
+
+In another place, you are offended with the word gratitude; as if your
+idea of love excluded gratitude.
+
+And further on, you are offended that I call this same passion 'a
+little selfish passion'.
+
+And you say that you have known few girls, and still fewer men, whom
+you have thought 'capable of being in love'.
+
+'By this', proceed you, 'you will see that my ideas of the word love
+are different from yours, when you call it a little selfish passion.'
+
+Now, madam, if that passion is not little and selfish that makes two
+vehement souls prefer the gratification of each other, often to a
+sense of duty, and always to the whole world without them, be pleased
+to tell me what is? And pray be so good as to define to me what the
+noble passion is, of which so few people of either sex are capable.
+Give me your ideas of it.
+
+I put not this question as a puzzler, a bamboozler, but purely for
+information; and that I may make my Sir Charles susceptible of the
+generous (may I say generous?) flame, and yet know what he is about,
+yet be a reasonable man.
+
+Harriet's passion is founded in gratitude for relief given her in a
+great exigence. But the man who rescued her is not, it seems, to have
+such a word as gratitude in his head, in return for her love.
+
+I repeat, that I will please you if I can; please you, Miss Mulso,
+I here mean (before I meant not you particularly, my dear, but your
+sex), in Sir Charles's character; and I sincerely declare, that I
+would rather form his character to your liking, than to the liking of
+three parts out of four of the persons I am acquainted with.
+
+You are one of my best girls, and best judges. Of whom have I the
+opinion that I have of Miss Mulso on these nice subjects?--I ask
+therefore repeatedly for your definition of the passion which you
+dignify by the word noble; and from which you exclude everything mean,
+little, or selfish.
+
+And you really think it marvellous that a young woman should find a
+man of exalted merit to be in love with? Why, truly, I am half of your
+mind; for how should people find what, in general, they do not seek?
+Yet what good creatures are many girls! They will be in love for all
+that.
+
+Why, yes, to be sure, they would be glad of a Sir Charles Grandison,
+and prefer him even to a Lovelace, were he capable of being terribly
+in love. And yet, I know one excellent girl who is afraid 'that ladies
+in general will think him too wise'.--Dear, dear girls, help me to a
+few monkey-tricks to throw into his character, in order to shield him
+from contempt for his wisdom.
+
+'It is one of my maxims,' you say, 'that people even of bad hearts
+will admire and love people of good ones.' Very true!--and yet
+admiration and love, in the sense before us, do not always shake
+hands, except at parting, and with an intention never to meet again. I
+have known women who professed to admire good men, but have chosen
+to marry men--not so good, when lovers of both sorts have tendered
+themselves to their acceptance. There is something very pretty in the
+sound of the word wild, added to the word fellow; and good sense is
+a very grateful victim to be sacrificed on the altar of love. Fervour
+and extravagance in expressions will please. How shall a woman,
+who, moreover, loves to be admired, know a man's heart, but from
+his lips?--Let him find flattery, and she will find credulity. Sweet
+souls! can they be always contradicting?
+
+You believe it is not in human nature, however depraved, to prefer
+evil to good in another, whatever people may do in themselves. Why, no
+one would really think so, did not experience convince us that many,
+very many young women, in the article of marriage, though not before
+thought to be very depraved, are taken by this green sickness of the
+soul, and prefer dirt and rubbish to wholesome diet. The result of the
+matter is this, with very many young women: they will admire a good
+man, but they will marry a bad one. Are not rakes pretty fellows?
+
+But one thing let me add, to comfort you in relation to Harriet's
+difficulties: I intend to make her shine by her cordial approbation,
+as she goes along, of every good action of her beloved. She is
+humbled by her love (suspense in love is a mortifier) to think herself
+inferior to his sisters; but I intend to raise her above them, even
+in her own just opinion; and when she shines out the girl worthy of
+a man, not exalt, but reward her, and at the same time make him think
+himself highly rewarded by the love of so frank and so right an heart.
+
+There now!--Will that do, my Miss Mulso?
+
+I laid indeed a heavy hand on the good Clarissa. But I had begun with
+her, with a view to the future saint in her character; and could she,
+but by sufferings, shine as she does?
+
+Do you, my dear child, look upon me as your paternal friend.
+
+
+
+
+LADY MARY WORTLEY MONTAGU
+
+1689-1762
+
+
+
+TO THE COUNTESS OF MAR
+
+_The Viennese court_
+
+
+Vienna, 14 _Sept_. o.s. [1716].
+
+Though I have so lately troubled you, my dear sister, with a long
+letter, yet I will keep my promise in giving you an account of my
+first going to court.
+
+In order to that ceremony, I was squeezed up in a gown, and adorned
+with a gorget and the other implements thereunto belonging: a dress
+very inconvenient, but which certainly shews the neck and shape
+to great advantage. I cannot forbear in this place giving you some
+description of the fashions here, which are more monstrous and
+contrary to all common sense and reason, than 'tis possible for you
+to imagine. They build certain fabrics of gauze on their heads about
+a yard high, consisting of three or four stories, fortified with
+numberless yards of heavy ribbon. The foundation of this structure is
+a thing they call a _Bourle_, which is exactly of the same shape
+and kind, but about four times as big, as those rolls our prudent
+milk-maids make use of to fix their pails upon. This machine they
+cover with their own hair, which they mix with a great deal of false,
+it being a particular beauty to have their heads too large to go into
+a moderate tub. Their hair is prodigiously powdered, to conceal the
+mixture, and set out with three or four rows of bodkins (wonderfully
+large, that stick two or three inches from their hair), made of
+diamonds, pearls, red, green, and yellow stones, that it certainly
+requires as much art and experience to carry the load upright, as to
+dance upon May-day with the garland. Their whalebone petticoats outdo
+ours by several yards circumference, and cover some acres of ground.
+
+You may easily suppose how much this extraordinary dress sets off and
+improves the natural ugliness with which God Almighty has been pleased
+to endow them all generally. Even the lovely empress herself is
+obliged to comply, in some degree, with these absurd fashions, which
+they would not quit for all the world. I had a private audience
+(according to ceremony) of half an hour, and then all the other ladies
+were permitted to come make their court. I was perfectly charmed
+with the empress: I cannot, however, tell you that her features are
+regular; her eyes are not large, but have a lively look, full of
+sweetness; her complexion the finest I ever saw; her nose and forehead
+well-made, but her mouth has ten thousand charms that touch the
+soul. When she smiles, 'tis with a beauty and sweetness that force
+adoration. She has a vast quantity of fine fair hair; but then her
+person!--one must speak of it poetically to do it rigid justice; all
+that the poets have said of the mien of Juno, the air of Venus, comes
+not up to the truth. The Graces move with her; the famous statue of
+Medicis was not formed with more delicate proportion; nothing can be
+added to the beauty of her neck and hands. Till I saw them, I did not
+believe there were any in nature so perfect, and I was almost sorry
+that my rank here did not permit me to kiss them; but they are kissed
+sufficiently; for every body that waits on her pays that homage at
+their entrance, and when they take leave.
+
+When the ladies were come in, she sat down to Quinze. I could not play
+at a game I had never seen before, and she ordered me a seat at her
+right hand, and had the goodness to talk to me very much, with that
+grace so natural to her. I expected every moment when the men were to
+come in to pay their court; but this drawing-room is very different
+from that of England; no man enters it but the old grand-master, who
+comes in to advertize the empress of the approach of the emperor.
+His imperial majesty did me the honour of speaking to me in a very
+obliging manner; but he never speaks to any of the other ladies; and
+the whole passes with a gravity and air of ceremony that has something
+very formal in it.
+
+The empress Amelia, dowager of the late emperor Joseph, came
+this evening to wait on the reigning empress, followed by the two
+archduchesses her daughters, who are very agreeable young princesses.
+Their imperial majesties rise and go to meet her at the door of the
+room, after which she is seated in an armed chair, next the empress,
+and in the same manner at supper, and there the men had the permission
+of paying their Court. The archduchesses sit on chairs with backs
+without arms. The table is entirely served, and all the dishes set on
+by the empress's maids of honour, which are twelve young ladies of the
+first quality. They have no salary, but their chambers at court, where
+they live in a sort of confinement, not being suffered to go to the
+assemblies or public places in town, except in compliment to the
+wedding of a sister maid, whom the empress always presents with her
+picture set in diamonds. The three first of them are called _Ladies
+of the Key_, and wear gold keys by their sides; but what I find most
+pleasant, is the custom which obliges them, as long as they live,
+after they have left the empress's service, to make her some present
+every year on the day of her feast. Her majesty is served by no
+married women but the _grande maîtresse_, who is generally a widow of
+the first quality, always very old, and is at the same time groom of
+the stole, and mother of the maids. The dresses are not at all in the
+figure they pretend to in England, being looked upon no otherwise than
+as downright chambermaids.
+
+I had audience next day of the empress mother, a princess of great
+virtue and goodness, but who piques herself so much on a violent
+devotion; she is perpetually performing extraordinary acts of penance,
+without having ever done anything to deserve them. She has the same
+number of maids of honour, whom she suffers to go in colours; but she
+herself never quits her mourning; and sure nothing can be more dismal
+than the mourning here, even for a brother. There is not the least bit
+of linen to be seen; all black crape instead of it. The neck, ears,
+and side of the face covered with a plaited piece of the same stuff,
+and the face that peeps out in the midst of it, looks as if it were
+pilloried. The widows wear, over and above, a crape forehead cloth;
+and in this solemn weed go to all the public places of diversion
+without scruple. The next day I was to wait on the empress Amelia, who
+is now at her palace of retirement half a mile from the town. I had
+there the pleasure of seeing a diversion wholly new to me, but which
+is the common amusement of this court. The empress herself was seated
+on a little throne at the end of a fine alley in the garden, and on
+each side of her were ranged two parties of her ladies of honour with
+other young ladies of quality, headed by the two young archduchesses,
+all dressed in their hair full of jewels, with fine light guns in
+their hands; and at proper distances were placed three oval pictures,
+which were the marks to be shot at. The first was that of a CUPID,
+filling a bumper of Burgundy, and this motto, '_Tis easy to be valiant
+here_. The second a FORTUNE, holding a garland in her hand, the motto,
+_For her whom Fortune favours_. The third was a SWORD, with a laurel
+wreath on the point, the motto, _Here is no shame to the vanquished_.
+Near the empress was a gilded trophy wreathed with flowers, and made
+of little crooks, on which were hung rich Turkish handkerchiefs,
+tippets, ribbons, laces, etc., for the small prizes. The empress gave
+the first with her own hand, which was a fine ruby ring set round
+with diamonds, in a gold snuff-box. There was for the second, a little
+Cupid set with brilliants; and besides these, a set of fine china for
+a tea-table enchased in gold, japan trunks, fans, and many gallantries
+of the same nature. All the men of quality at Vienna were spectators;
+but only the ladies had permission to shoot, and the Archduchess
+Amelia carried off the first prize. I was very well pleased with
+having seen this entertainment, and I do not know but it might make as
+good a figure as the prize-shooting in the _Eneid_, if I could write
+as well as Virgil. This is the favourite pleasure of the emperor, and
+there is rarely a week without some feast of this kind, which makes
+the young ladies skilful enough to defend a fort, and they laughed
+very much to see me afraid to handle a gun.
+
+My dear sister, you will easily pardon an abrupt conclusion. I
+believe, by this time, you are ready to fear I would never conclude at
+all.
+
+
+
+To MRS. SARAH CHISWELL
+
+_Ingrafting for small-pox_
+
+
+Adrianople, 1 _April_, O.S. [1717].
+
+In my opinion, dear S., I ought rather to quarrel with you for not
+answering my Nimeguen letter of August till December, than to excuse
+my not writing again till now. I am sure there is on my side a very
+good excuse for silence, having gone such tiresome land-journeys,
+though I don't find the conclusion of them so bad as you seem to
+imagine. I am very easy here, and not in the solitude you fancy me.
+The great number of Greek, French, English, and Italians, that are
+under our protection, make their court to me from morning till night;
+and, I'll assure you, are many of them very fine ladies; for there is
+no possibility for a Christian to live easily under this government
+but by the protection of an embassador--and the richer they are, the
+greater their danger.
+
+Those dreadful stories you have heard of the plague have very little
+foundation in truth. I own I have much ado to reconcile myself to the
+sound of a word which has always given me such terrible ideas, though
+I am convinced there is little more in it than a fever. As a proof we
+passed through two or three towns most violently infected. In the
+very next house where we lay (in one of them) two persons died of it.
+Luckily for me, I knew nothing of the matter; and I was made believe,
+that our second cook who fell ill here, had only a great cold.
+However, we left our doctor to take care of him, and yesterday they
+both arrived here in good health; and now I am let into the secret
+that he has had the _plague_. There are many that escape it; neither
+is the air ever infected. I am persuaded that it would be as easy to
+root it out here as out of Italy and France; but it does so little
+mischief, they are not very solicitous about it, and are content to
+suffer this distemper instead of our variety, which they are utterly
+unacquainted with.
+
+_A propos_ of distempers: I am going to tell you a thing that I am
+sure will make you wish yourself here. The small-pox, so fatal and
+so general among us, is here entirely harmless by the invention of
+_ingrafting_, which is the term they give it. There is a set of
+old women who make it their business to perform the operation every
+autumn, in the month of September, when the great heat is abated.
+People send to one another to know if any of their family has a mind
+to have the small-pox: they make parties for this purpose, and when
+they are met (commonly fifteen or sixteen together) the old woman
+comes with a nut-shell full of the matter of the best sort of
+small-pox, and asks what veins you please to have opened. She
+immediately rips open that you offer to her with a large needle (which
+gives you no more pain than a common scratch), and puts into the vein
+as much venom as can lie upon the head of her needle, and after that
+binds up the little wound with a hollow bit of shell; and in this
+manner opens four or five veins. The Grecians have commonly the
+superstition of opening one in the middle of the forehead, in each
+arm, and on the breast, to mark the sign of the cross; but this has
+a very ill effect, all these wounds leaving little scars, and is not
+done by those that are not superstitious, who choose to have them in
+the legs, or that part of the arm that is concealed. The children
+or young patients play together all the rest of the day, and are in
+perfect health to the eighth. Then the fever begins to seize them,
+and they keep their beds two days, very seldom three. They have very
+rarely above twenty or thirty in their faces, which never mark; and in
+eight days' time they are as well as before their illness. Where they
+are wounded, there remain running sores during the distemper, which I
+don't doubt is a great relief to it. Every year thousands undergo this
+operation; and the French embassador says pleasantly, that they take
+the small-pox here by way of diversion, as they take the waters in
+other countries. There is no example of any one that has died in it;
+and you may believe I am very well satisfied of the safety of the
+experiment, since I intend to try it on my dear little son.
+
+I am patriot enough to take pains to bring this useful invention into
+fashion in England; and I should not fail to write to some of our
+doctors very particularly about it, if I knew any one of them that
+I thought had virtue enough to destroy such a considerable branch
+of their revenue for the good of mankind. But that distemper is too
+beneficial to them not to expose to all their resentment the hardy
+wight that should undertake to put an end to it. Perhaps, if I live
+to return, I may, however, have courage to war with them. Upon this
+occasion admire the heroism in the heart of your friend.
+
+
+
+
+TO THE COUNTESS OF BRISTOL
+
+_The Grand Signior a slave_
+
+
+Adrianople, 1 _April_, o.s. 1717.
+
+As I never can forget the smallest of your ladyship's commands, my
+first business here has been to inquire after the stuffs you ordered
+me to look for, without being able to find what you would like. The
+difference of the dress here and at London is so great, the same sort
+of things are not proper for _caftans_ and _manteaus_. However, I will
+not give over my search, but renew it again at Constantinople, though
+I have reason to believe there is nothing finer than what is to
+be found here, being the present residence of the court. The Grand
+Signior's eldest daughter was married some few days before I came; and
+upon that occasion the Turkish ladies display all their magnificence.
+The bride was conducted to her husband's house in very great
+splendour. She is widow of the late Vizier, who was killed at
+Peterwaradin, though that ought rather to be called a contract than a
+marriage, not having ever lived with him: however, the greatest part
+of his wealth is hers. He had the permission of visiting her in the
+seraglio; and, being one of the handsomest men in the empire, had very
+much engaged her affections.--When she saw this second husband, who is
+at least fifty, she could not forbear bursting into tears. He is a man
+of merit, and the declared favourite of the Sultan (which they call
+_mosáyp_); but that is not enough to make him pleasing in the eyes of
+a girl of thirteen.
+
+The government here is entirely in the hands of the army: and the
+Grand Signior, with all his absolute power, as much a slave as any of
+his subjects, and trembles at a janissary's frown. Here is, indeed,
+a much greater appearance of subjection than among us: a minister of
+state is not spoken to, but upon the knee; should a reflection on his
+conduct be dropped in a coffee-house (for they have spies everywhere),
+the house would be razed to the ground, and perhaps the whole company
+put to the torture. No huzzaing mobs, senseless pamphlets, and tavern
+disputes about politics:
+
+ A consequential ill that freedom draws;
+ A bad effect,--but from a noble cause.
+
+None of our harmless calling names! but when a minister here
+displeases the people, in three hours' time he is dragged even from
+his master's arms. They cut off his hands, head, and feet, and throw
+them before the palace gate, with all the respect in the world; while
+that Sultan (to whom they all profess an unlimited adoration) sits
+trembling in his apartment, and dare neither defend nor revenge his
+favourite. This is the blessed condition of the most absolute monarch
+upon earth, who owns no _law_ but his _will_. I cannot help wishing,
+in the loyalty of my heart, that the parliament would send hither a
+ship-load of your passive-obedient men, that they might see arbitrary
+government in its clearest strongest light, where it is hard to judge
+whether the prince, people, or ministers, are most miserable. I could
+make many reflections on this subject; but I know, madam, your own
+good sense has already furnished you with better than I am capable of.
+
+I went yesterday with the French embassadors to see the Grand Signior
+in his passage to the mosque. He was preceded by a numerous guard of
+janissaries, with vast white feathers on their heads, _spahis_
+and _bostangees_ (these are foot and horse guards), and the royal
+gardeners, which are a very considerable body of men, dressed in
+different habits of fine lively colours, that, at a distance,
+they appeared like a parterre of tulips. After them the aga of the
+janissaries, in a robe of purple velvet, lined with silver tissue,
+his horse led by two slaves richly dressed. Next him the _Kyzlár-aga_
+(your ladyship knows this is the chief guardian of the seraglio
+ladies) in a deep yellow cloth (which suited very well to his black
+face) lined with sables, and last his Sublimity himself, in green
+lined with the fur of a black Muscovite fox, which is supposed worth
+a thousand pounds sterling, mounted on a fine horse, with furniture
+embroidered with jewels. Six more horses richly furnished were led
+after him; and two of his principal courtiers bore, one his gold, and
+the other his silver coffee-pot, on a staff; another carried a silver
+stool on his head for him to sit on.
+
+It would be too tedious to tell your ladyship the various dresses
+and turbans by which their rank is distinguished; but they were
+all extremely rich and gay, to the number of some thousands; that,
+perhaps, there cannot be seen a more beautiful procession. The Sultan
+appeared to us a handsome man of about forty, with a very graceful
+air, but something severe in his countenance, his eyes very full and
+black. He happened to stop under the window where we stood, and (I
+suppose being told who we were) looked upon us very attentively,
+that we had full leisure to consider him, and the French embassadress
+agreed with me as to his good mien: I see that lady very often; she is
+young, and her conversation would be a great relief to me, if I could
+persuade her to live without those forms and ceremonies that make
+life formal and tiresome. But she is so delighted with her guards, her
+four-and-twenty footmen, gentlemen ushers, etc., that she would rather
+die than make me a visit without them: not to reckon a coachful of
+attending damsels yclep'd maids of honour. What vexes me is, that as
+long as she will visit with a troublesome equipage, I am obliged to do
+the same: however, our mutual interest makes us much together.
+
+I went with her the other day all round the town, in an open gilt
+chariot, with our joint train of attendants, preceded by our guards,
+who might have summoned the people to see what they had never seen,
+nor ever would see again--two young Christian embassadresses never yet
+having been in this country at the same time, nor I believe ever will
+again. Your ladyship may easily imagine that we drew a vast crowd
+of spectators, but all silent as death. If any of them had taken the
+liberties of our mob upon any strange sight, our janissaries had made
+no scruple of falling on them with their scimitars, without danger for
+so doing, being above law.
+
+Yet these people have some good qualities; they are very zealous and
+faithful where they serve, and look upon it as their business to fight
+for you upon all occasions. Of this I had a very pleasant instance in
+a village on this side Philipopolis, where we were met by our domestic
+guard. I happened to bespeak pigeons for my supper, upon which one of
+my janissaries went immediately to the Cadi (the chief civil officer
+of the town), and ordered him to send in some dozens. The poor man
+answered that he had already sent about, but could get none. My
+janissary, in the height of his zeal for my service, immediately
+locked him up prisoner in his room, telling him he deserved death for
+his impudence, in offering to excuse his not obeying my command; but,
+out of respect to me, he would not punish him but by my order, and
+accordingly, came very gravely to me, to ask what should be done to
+him; adding, by way of compliment, that if I pleased he would bring me
+his head. This may give you some idea of the unlimited power of these
+fellows, who are all sworn brothers, and bound to revenge the injuries
+done to one another, whether at Cairo, Aleppo, or any part of the
+world; and this inviolable league makes them so powerful, that the
+greatest man at court never speaks to them but in a flattering
+tone; and in Asia, any man that is rich is forced to enrol himself a
+janissary, to secure his estate.
+
+But I have already said enough; and I dare swear, dear madam, that, by
+this time, 'tis a very comfortable reflection to you that there is no
+possibility of your receiving such a tedious letter but once in
+six months; 'tis that consideration has given me the assurance to
+entertain you so long, and will, I hope, plead the excuse of, dear
+madam, &c.
+
+
+
+To THE COUNTESS OF MAR
+
+_The Grand Vizier's lady_
+
+
+Adrianople, 18 _April_, O.S. [1717].
+
+I wrote to you, dear sister, and to all my other English
+correspondents, by the last ship, and only Heaven can tell when I
+shall have another opportunity of sending to you; but I cannot forbear
+writing, though perhaps my letter may lie upon my hands this two
+months. To confess the truth, my head is so full of my entertainment
+yesterday, that 'tis absolutely necessary for my own repose to give it
+some vent. Without farther preface, I will then begin my story. I was
+invited to dine with the Grand Vizier's lady, and it was with a great
+deal of pleasure I prepared myself for an entertainment which was
+never given before to any Christian. I thought I should very little
+satisfy her curiosity (which I did not doubt was a considerable
+motive to the invitation) by going in a dress she was used to see, and
+therefore dressed myself in the court habit of Vienna, which is much
+more magnificent than ours. However, I chose to go _incognita_, to
+avoid any disputes about ceremony, and went in a Turkish coach, only
+attended by my woman that held up my train, and the Greek lady who was
+my interpretress. I was met at the court door by her black eunuch,
+who helped me out of the coach with great respect, and conducted me
+through several rooms, where her she-slaves, finely dressed, were
+ranged on each side. In the innermost I found the lady sitting on her
+sofa, in a sable vest. She advanced to meet me, and presented me half
+a dozen of her friends with great civility. She seemed a very good
+woman, near fifty years old. I was surprised to observe so little
+magnificence in her house, the furniture being all very moderate; and
+except the habits and number of her slaves, nothing about her that
+appeared expensive. She guessed at my thoughts, and told me that
+she was no longer of an age to spend either her time or money in
+superfluities; that her whole expense was in charity, and her whole
+employment praying to God. There was no affectation in this speech;
+both she and her husband are entirely given up to devotion. He never
+looks upon any other woman; and, what is much more extraordinary,
+touches no bribes, notwithstanding the example of all his
+predecessors. He is so scrupulous on this point, he would not accept
+Mr. Wortley's present, till he had been assured over and over that
+it was a settled perquisite of his place at the entrance of every
+ambassador.
+
+She entertained me with all kind of civility till dinner came in,
+which was served, one dish at a time, to a vast number, all finely
+dressed after their manner, which I do not think so bad as you have
+perhaps heard it represented. I am a very good judge of their eating,
+having lived three weeks in the house of an _effendi_ at Belgrade, who
+gave us very magnificent dinners, dressed by his own cooks, which the
+first week pleased me extremely; but I own I then began to grow weary
+of it, and desired our own cook might add a dish or two after our
+manner. But I attribute this to custom. I am very much inclined to
+believe an Indian, that had never tasted of either, would prefer their
+cookery to ours. Their sauces are very high, all the roast very much
+done. They use a great deal of rich spice. The soup is served for the
+last dish; and they have at least as great variety of ragouts as we
+have. I was very sorry I could not eat of as many as the good lady
+would have had me, who was very earnest in serving me of everything.
+The treat concluded with coffee and perfumes, which is a high mark
+of respect; two slaves kneeling censed my hair, clothes, and
+handkerchief. After this ceremony, she commanded her slaves to play
+and dance, which they did with their guitars in their hands; and
+she excused to me their want of skill, saying she took no care to
+accomplish them in that art.
+
+I returned her thanks, and soon after took my leave. I was conducted
+back in the same manner I entered; and would have gone straight to my
+own house; but the Greek lady with me earnestly solicited me to visit
+the _Kiyàya's_ lady, saying, he was the second officer in the empire,
+and ought indeed to be looked upon as the first, the Grand Vizier
+having only the name, while he exercised the authority. I had found so
+little diversion in this harem, that I had no mind to go into another.
+But her importunity prevailed with me, and I am extreme glad that I
+was so complaisant.
+
+All things here were with quite another air than at the Grand
+Vizier's; and the very house confessed the difference between an old
+devotee and a young beauty. It was nicely clean and magnificent. I
+was met at the door by two black eunuchs, who led me through a long
+gallery between two ranks of beautiful young girls, with their hair
+finely plaited, almost hanging to their feet, all dressed in fine
+light damasks, brocaded with silver. I was sorry that decency did not
+permit me to stop to consider them nearer. But that thought was lost
+upon my entrance into a large room, or rather pavilion, built round
+with gilded sashes, which were most of them thrown up, and the trees
+planted near them gave an agreeable shade, which hindered the sun from
+being troublesome. The jessamines and honeysuckles that twisted round
+their trunks, shedding a soft perfume, increased by a white marble
+fountain playing sweet water in the lower part of the room, which fell
+into three or four basins with a pleasing sound. The roof was painted
+with all sort of flowers, falling out of gilded baskets, that seemed
+tumbling down. On a sofa, raised three steps, and covered with fine
+Persian carpets, sat the _Kiyàya's_ lady, leaning on cushions of white
+satin, embroidered; and at her feet sat two young girls, the eldest
+about twelve years old, lovely as angels, dressed perfectly rich, and
+almost covered with jewels. But they were hardly seen near the fair
+Fatima (for that is her name), so much her beauty effaced every thing
+I have seen, all that has been called lovely either in England
+or Germany, and must own that I never saw any thing so gloriously
+beautiful, nor can I recollect a face that would have been taken
+notice of near hers. She stood up to receive me, saluting me after
+their fashion, putting her hand upon her heart with a sweetness
+full of majesty, that no court breeding could ever give. She ordered
+cushions to be given to me, and took care to place me in the corner,
+which is the place of honour. I confess, though the Greek lady had
+before given me a great opinion of her beauty, I was so struck with
+admiration, that I could not for some time speak to her, being wholly
+taken up in gazing. That surprising harmony of features! that charming
+result of the whole! that exact proportion of body! that lovely bloom
+of complexion unsullied by art! the unutterable enchantment of her
+smile!--But her eyes!--large and black, with all the soft languishment
+of the blue! every turn of her face discovering some new charm.
+
+After my first surprise was over, I endeavoured, by nicely examining
+her face, to find out some imperfection, without any fruit of my
+search, but being clearly convinced of the error of that vulgar
+notion, that a face perfectly regular would not be agreeable: nature
+having done for her with more success, what Apelles is said to have
+essayed, by a collection of the most exact features, to form a perfect
+face, and to that, a behaviour, so full of grace and sweetness, such
+easy motions, with an air so majestic, yet free from stiffness or
+affectation, that I am persuaded, could she be suddenly transported
+upon the most polite throne of Europe, nobody would think her other
+than born and bred to be a queen, though educated in a country we call
+barbarous. To say all in a word, our most celebrated English beauties
+would vanish near her.
+
+She was dressed in a _caftán_ of gold brocade, flowered with silver,
+very well fitted to her shape, and shewing to advantage the beauty
+of her bosom, only shaded by the thin guaze of her shift. Her
+drawers were pale pink, green and silver, her slippers white, finely
+embroidered; her lovely arms adorned with bracelets of diamonds, and
+her broad girdle set round with diamonds; upon her head a rich Turkish
+handkerchief of pink and silver, her own fine black hair hanging a
+great length in various tresses, and on one side of her head some
+bodkins of jewels. I am afraid you will accuse me of extravagance
+in this description. I think I have read somewhere that women always
+speak in rapture when they speak of beauty, but I cannot imagine why
+they should not be allowed to do so. I rather think it virtue to be
+able to admire without any mixture of desire or envy. The gravest
+writers have spoken with great warmth of some celebrated pictures
+and statues. The workmanship of Heaven certainly excels all our weak
+imitations, and, I think, has a much better claim to our praise. For
+me, I am not ashamed to own I took more pleasure in looking on the
+beauteous Fatima, than the finest piece of sculpture could have given
+me.
+
+She told me the two girls at her feet were her daughters, though she
+appeared too young to be their mother. Her fair maids were ranged
+below the sofa, to the number of twenty, and put me in mind of the
+pictures of the ancient nymphs. I did not think all nature could have
+furnished such a scene of beauty. She made them a sign to play and
+dance. Four of them immediately began to play some soft airs on
+instruments between a lute and a guitar, which they accompanied
+with their voices, while the others danced by turns. This dance
+was very different from what I had seen before. Nothing could
+be more artful.... The tunes so soft!--the motions so
+languishing!--accompanied with pauses and dying eyes! half-falling
+back, and then recovering themselves in so artful a manner.... I
+suppose you may have read that the Turks have no music but what is
+shocking to the ears; but this account is from those who never heard
+any, but what is played in the streets, and is just as reasonable as
+if a foreigner should take his ideas of the English music from the
+bladder and string, and marrowbone and cleavers. I can assure you that
+the music is extremely pathetic; 'tis true I am inclined to prefer the
+Italian, but perhaps I am partial. I am acquainted with a Greek lady
+who sings better than Mrs. Robinson, and is very well skilled in both,
+who gives the preference to the Turkish. 'Tis certain they have very
+fine natural voices; these were very agreeable. When the dance was
+over, four fair slaves came into the room with silver censers in their
+hands, and perfumed the room with amber, aloes-wood, and other scents.
+After this they served me coffee upon their knees in the finest japan
+china, with _soucoupes_ of silver, gilt. The lovely Fatima entertained
+me all this while in the most polite agreeable manner, calling me
+often _Guzél sultanum_, or the beautiful sultana, and desiring my
+friendship with the best grace in the world, lamenting that she could
+not entertain me in my own language.
+
+When I took my leave, two maids brought in a fine silver basket of
+embroidered handkerchiefs; she begged I would wear the richest for her
+sake, and gave the others to my woman and interpretress. I returned
+through the same ceremonies as before, and could not help fancying I
+had been some time in Mahomet's paradise, so much I was charmed with
+what I had seen. I know not how the relation of it appears to you.
+I wish it may give you part of my pleasure; for I would have my dear
+sister share in all the diversions of, &c.
+
+
+
+To THE COUNTESS OF BUTE
+
+_Her grand-daughter's education_
+
+
+28 _Jan_. N.S. [1753].
+
+Dear child,
+
+You have given me a great deal of satisfaction by your account of
+your eldest daughter. I am particularly pleased to hear she is a good
+arithmetician; it is the best proof of understanding: the knowledge of
+numbers is one of the chief distinctions between us and the brutes.
+If there is anything in blood, you may reasonably expect your children
+should be endowed with an uncommon share of good sense. Mr. Wortley's
+family and mine have both produced some of the greatest men that have
+been born in England: I mean Admiral Sandwich, and my grandfather,
+who was distinguished by the name of Wise William. I have heard Lord
+Bute's father mentioned as an extraordinary genius, though he had not
+many opportunities of showing it; and his uncle, the present Duke of
+Argyll, has one of the best heads I ever knew. I will therefore
+speak to you as supposing Lady Mary not only capable, but desirous
+of learning: in that case by all means let her be indulged in it. You
+will tell me I did not make it a part of your education: your prospect
+was very different from hers. As you had no defect either in mind
+or person to hinder, and much in your circumstances to attract the
+highest offers, it seemed your business to learn how to live in the
+world, as it is hers to know how to be easy out of it. It is the
+common error of builders and parents to follow some plan they think
+beautiful (and perhaps is so), without considering that nothing is
+beautiful that is displaced. Hence we see so many edifices raised that
+the raisers can never inhabit, being too large for their fortunes.
+Vistas are laid open over barren heaths, and apartments contrived
+for a coolness very agreeable in Italy, but killing in the north of
+Britain: thus every woman endeavours to breed her daughter a fine
+lady, qualifying her for a station in which she will never appear, and
+at the same time incapacitating her for that retirement to which she
+is destined. Learning, if she has a real taste for it, will not only
+make her contented, but happy in it. No entertainment is so cheap as
+reading, nor any pleasure so lasting. She will not want new fashions,
+nor regret the loss of expensive diversions, or variety of company,
+if she can be amused with an author in her closet. To render this
+amusement extensive, she should be permitted to learn the languages.
+I have heard it lamented that boys lose so many years in mere learning
+of words: this is no objection to a girl, whose time is not so
+precious: she cannot advance herself in any profession, and has
+therefore more hours to spare; and as you say her memory is good, she
+will be very agreeably employed this way. There are two cautions to
+be given on this subject: first, not to think herself learned when
+she can read Latin, or even Greek. Languages are more properly to be
+called vehicles of learning than learning itself, as may be observed
+in many schoolmasters, who, though perhaps critics in grammar, are the
+most ignorant fellows upon earth. True knowledge consists in knowing
+things, not words. I would wish her no further a linguist than to
+enable her to read books in their originals, that are often corrupted,
+and always injured, by translations. Two hours' application every
+morning will bring this about much sooner than you can imagine, and
+she will have leisure enough besides to run over the English poetry,
+which is a more important part of a woman's education than it is
+generally supposed. Many a young damsel has been ruined by a fine copy
+of verses, which she would have laughed at if she had known it had
+been stolen from Mr. Waller. I remember, when I was a girl, I saved
+one of my companions from destruction, who communicated to me an
+epistle she was quite charmed with. As she had a natural good taste,
+she observed the lines were not so smooth as Prior's or Pope's, but
+had more thought and spirit than any of theirs. She was wonderfully
+delighted with such a demonstration of her lover's sense and passion,
+and not a little pleased with her own charms, that had force enough
+to inspire such elegancies. In the midst of this triumph I showed
+her that they were taken from Randolph's poems, and the unfortunate
+transcriber was dismissed with the scorn he deserved. To say truth,
+the poor plagiary was very unlucky to fall into my hands; that
+author being no longer in fashion, would have escaped any one of less
+universal reading than myself. You should encourage your daughter to
+talk over with you what she reads; and, as you are very capable of
+distinguishing, take care she does not mistake pert folly for wit
+and humour, or rhyme for poetry, which are the common errors of young
+people, and have a train of ill consequences. The second caution to
+be given her (and which is most absolutely necessary) is to conceal
+whatever learning she attains, with as much solicitude as she would
+hide crookedness or lameness; the parade of it can only serve to draw
+on her the envy, and consequently the most inveterate hatred, of all
+he and she fools, which will certainly be at least three parts in four
+of all her acquaintance. The use of knowledge in our sex, besides the
+amusement of solitude, is to moderate the passions, and learn to be
+contented with a small expense, which are the certain effects of a
+studious life; and it may be preferable even to that fame which men
+have engrossed to themselves, and will not suffer us to share.
+You will tell me I have not observed this rule myself; but you
+are mistaken: it is only inevitable accident that has given me any
+reputation that way. I have always carefully avoided it, and ever
+thought it a misfortune. The explanation of this paragraph would
+occasion a long digression, which I will not trouble you with, it
+being my present design only to say what I think useful for the
+instruction of my granddaughter, which I have much at heart. If she
+has the same inclination (I should say passion) for learning that I
+was born with, history, geography, and philosophy will furnish her
+with materials to pass away cheerfully a longer life than is allotted
+to mortals. I believe there are few heads capable of making Sir I.
+Newton's calculations, but the result of them is not difficult to be
+understood by a moderate capacity. Do not fear this should make her
+affect the character of Lady----, or Lady----, or Mrs.----: those
+women are ridiculous, not because they have learning, but because they
+have it not. One thinks herself a complete historian, after reading
+Echard's Roman History; another a profound philosopher, having got
+by heart some of Pope's unintelligible essays; and a third an able
+divine, on the strength of Whitefield's sermons: thus you hear them
+screaming politics and controversy.
+
+It is a saying of Thucydides, ignorance is bold, and knowledge
+reserved. Indeed, it is impossible to be far advanced in it without
+being more humbled by a conviction of human ignorance than elated by
+learning. At the same time I recommend books, I neither exclude work
+nor drawing. I think it as scandalous for a woman not to know how to
+use a needle, as for a man not to know how to use a sword. I was once
+extremely fond of my pencil, and it was a great mortification to
+me when my father turned off my master, having made a considerable
+progress for a short time I learnt. My over-eagerness in the pursuit
+of it had brought a weakness on my eyes, that made it necessary to
+leave it off; and all the advantage I got was the improvement of my
+hand. I see, by hers, that practice will make her a ready writer:
+she may attain it by serving you for a secretary, when your health or
+affairs make it troublesome to you to write yourself; and custom will
+make it an agreeable amusement to her. She cannot have too many for
+that station of life which will probably be her fate. The ultimate end
+of your education was to make you a good wife (and I have the comfort
+to hear that you are one): hers ought to be, to make her happy in
+a virgin state. I will not say it is happier; but it is undoubtedly
+safer than any marriage. In a lottery, where there are (at the lowest
+computation) ten thousand blanks to a prize, it is the most prudent
+choice not to venture. I have always been so thoroughly persuaded of
+this truth, that, notwithstanding the flattering views I had for you
+(as I never intended you a sacrifice to my vanity), I thought I owed
+you the justice to lay before you all the hazards attending matrimony:
+you may recollect I did so in the strongest manner. Perhaps you may
+have more success in the instructing your daughter: she has so much
+company at home, she will not need seeking it abroad, and will more
+readily take the notions you think fit to give her. As you were alone
+in my family, it would have been thought a great cruelty to suffer
+you no companions of your own age, especially having so many near
+relations, and I do not wonder their opinions influenced yours. I was
+not sorry to see you not determined on a single life, knowing it was
+not your father's intention, and contented myself with endeavouring to
+make your home so easy that you might not be in haste to leave it.
+
+I am afraid you will think this a very long and insignificant letter.
+I hope the kindness of the design will excuse it, being willing to
+give you every proof in my power that I am,
+
+Your most affectionate mother.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Fielding and other authors_
+
+
+Lovere, 22 _Sept_. [1755].
+
+MY DEAR CHILD,
+
+I received, two days ago, the box of books you were so kind to
+send; but I can scarce say whether my pleasure or disappointment was
+greatest. I was much pleased to see before me a fund of amusement, but
+heartily vexed to find your letter consisting only of three lines
+and a half. Why will you not employ Lady Mary as secretary, if it is
+troublesome to you to write? I have told you over and over, you may at
+the same time oblige your mother and improve your daughter, both
+which I should think very agreeable to yourself. You can never want
+something to say. The history of your nursery, if you had no other
+subject to write on, would be very acceptable to me. I am such a
+stranger to everything in England, I should be glad to hear more
+particulars relating to the families I am acquainted with: if
+Miss Liddel marries the Lord Euston I knew, or his nephew, who has
+succeeded him; if Lord Berkeley has left children; and several trifles
+of that sort, that would be a satisfaction to my curiosity. I am
+sorry for H. Fielding's death, not only as I shall read no more of his
+writings, but I believe he lost more than others, as no man enjoyed
+life more than he did, though few had less reason to do so, the
+highest of his preferment being raking in the lowest sinks of vice and
+misery. I should think it a nobler and less nauseous employment to
+be one of the staff officers that conduct the nocturnal weddings.
+His happy constitution (even when he had, with great pains, half
+demolished it) made him forget everything when he was before a venison
+pasty, or over a flask of champagne; and I am persuaded he has known
+more happy moments than any prince upon earth. His natural spirits
+gave him rapture with his cook-maid, and cheerfulness when he was
+starving in a garret. There was a great similitude between his
+character and that of Sir Richard Steele. He had the advantage both
+in learning, and, in my opinion, genius: they both agreed in wanting
+money in spite of all their friends, and would have wanted it, if
+their hereditary lands had been as extensive as their imagination;
+yet each one of them so formed for happiness, it is a pity he was not
+immortal.... This Richardson is a strange fellow. I heartily
+despise him, and eagerly read him, nay, sob over his works in a most
+scandalous manner. The first two tomes of _Clarissa_ touched me, as
+being very resembling to my maiden days; and I find in the pictures of
+Sir Thomas Grandison and his lady, what I have heard of my mother, and
+seen of my father....
+
+
+
+
+PHILIP DORMER STANHOPE, EARL
+ OF CHESTERFIELD
+
+1694-1773
+
+
+
+TO HIS SON
+
+_Dancing_
+
+
+Dublin Castle, 29 _Nov_. 1745.
+
+DEAR BOY,
+
+I have received your last Saturday's performance, with which I am very
+well satisfied. I know or have heard of no Mr. St. Maurice here; and
+young Pain, whom I have made an ensign, was here upon the spot, as
+were every one of those I have named in these new levies.
+
+Now that the Christmas breaking-up draws near, I have ordered Mr.
+Desnoyers to go to you, during that time, to teach you to dance. I
+desire that you will particularly attend to the graceful motion of
+your arms; which with the manner of putting on your hat, and giving
+your hand, is all that a gentleman need attend to. Dancing is
+in itself a very trifling, silly thing; but it is one of those
+established follies to which people of sense are sometimes obliged
+to conform; and then they should be able to do it well. And though I
+would not have you a dancer, yet when you do dance, I would have you
+dance well; as I would have you do everything you do, well. There is
+no one thing so trifling, but which (if it is to be done at all) ought
+to be done well; and I have often told you that I wish you even
+played at pitch, and cricket, better than any boy at Westminster. For
+instance, dress is a very foolish thing; and yet it is a very foolish
+thing for a man not to be well dressed, according to his rank and
+way of life; and it is so far from being a disparagement to any man's
+understanding, that it is rather a proof of it, to be as well dressed
+as those whom he lives with: the difference in this case between a man
+of sense and a fop is, that the fop values himself upon his dress; and
+the man of sense laughs at it, at the same time that he knows he must
+not neglect it. There are a thousand foolish customs of this kind,
+which not being criminal, must be complied with, and even cheerfully,
+by men of sense. Diogenes the cynic was a wise man for despising them;
+but a fool for showing it. Be wiser than other people if you can; but
+do not tell them so.
+
+It is a very fortunate thing for Sir Charles Hotham, to have fallen
+into the hands of one of your age, experience, and knowledge of the
+world: I am persuaded you will take infinite care of him. Goodnight.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A good enunciation_
+
+
+London, 21 _June_, O.S. 1748.
+
+DEAR BOY,
+
+Your very bad enunciation runs so much in my head, and gives me such
+real concern, that it will be the object of this, and I believe of
+many more letters. I congratulate both you and myself that I was
+informed of it (as I hope) in time to prevent it; and shall ever think
+myself, as hereafter you will, I am sure, think yourself, infinitely
+obliged to Sir Charles Williams, for informing me of it. Good God!
+if this ungraceful and disagreeable manner of speaking had, either
+by your negligence or mine, become habitual to you, as in a couple of
+years more it would have been, what a figure would you have made in
+company, or in a public assembly! Who would have liked you in the one,
+or have attended to you in the other? Read what Cicero and Quintilian
+say of enunciation, and see what a stress they lay on the gracefulness
+of it; nay, Cicero goes farther, and even maintains that a good figure
+is necessary for an orator, and particularly that he must not be
+_vastus_; that is, overgrown and clumsy. He shows by it that he
+knew mankind well, and knew the powers of an agreeable figure and a
+graceful manner. Men, as well as women, are much oftener led by their
+hearts, than by their understandings. The way to the heart is through
+the senses; please their eyes and their ears, and the work is half
+done. I have frequently known a man's fortune decided for ever by his
+first address. If it is pleasing, people are hurried involuntarily
+into persuasion that he has a merit, which possibly he has not; as, on
+the other hand, if it is ungraceful, they are immediately prejudiced
+against him, and unwilling to allow him the merit which it may be
+he has. Nor is this sentiment so unjust and unreasonable as at first
+sight it may seem; for if a man has parts, he must know of what
+infinite consequence it is to him to have a graceful manner of
+speaking, and a genteel and pleasing address: he will cultivate and
+improve them to the utmost. Your figure is a good one; you have no
+natural defects in the organs of speech; your address may be engaging,
+and your manner of speaking graceful, if you will; so that, if they
+are not so, neither I nor the world can ascribe it to anything but
+your want of parts. What is the constant and just observation as to
+all the actors upon the stage? Is it not, that those who have the best
+sense always speak the best, though they may not happen to have the
+best voices? They will speak plainly, distinctly, and with the proper
+emphasis, be their voices ever so bad. Had Roscius spoken quick,
+thick, and ungracefully, I will answer for it, that Cicero would not
+have thought him worth the oration which he made in his favour. Words
+were given us to communicate our ideas by, and there must be something
+inconceivably absurd in uttering them in such a manner, as that either
+people cannot understand them, or will not desire to understand them.
+I tell you truly and sincerely, that I shall judge of your parts by
+your speaking gracefully or ungracefully. If you have parts, you will
+never be at rest till you have brought yourself to a habit of speaking
+most gracefully: for I aver, that it is in your power. You will desire
+Mr. Harte, that you may read aloud to him every day, and that he will
+interrupt and correct you every time that you read too fast, do not
+observe the proper stops, or lay a wrong emphasis. You will take care
+to open your teeth when you speak; to articulate very distinctly; and
+to beg of Mr. Harte, Mr. Eliot, or whomever you speak to, to remind
+and stop you, if ever you fall into the rapid and unintelligible
+mutter. You will even read aloud to yourself, and tune your utterance
+to your own ear, and read at first much slower than you need to do,
+in order to correct yourself of that shameful trick of speaking faster
+than you ought. In short, if you think right, you will make it your
+business, your study, and your pleasure to speak well. Therefore, what
+I have said in this and in my last, is more than sufficient, if you
+have sense; and ten times more would not be sufficient if you have
+not: so here I rest it.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Keeping accounts_
+
+
+London, 10 _Jan._ O.S. 1749.
+
+DEAR BOY,
+
+I have received your letter of the 31st December, N.S. Your thanks for
+my present, as you call it, exceed the value of the present; but the
+use which you assure me that you will make of it, is the thanks which
+I desire to receive. Due attention to the inside of books, and due
+contempt for the outside, is the proper relation between a man of
+sense and his books.
+
+Now that you are going a little more into the world, I will take this
+occasion to explain my intentions as to your future expenses, that
+you may know what you have to expect from me, and make your plan
+accordingly. I shall neither deny nor grudge you any money that may
+be necessary for either your improvement or pleasures; I mean the
+pleasures of a rational being. Under the head of improvement I mean
+the best books, and the best masters, cost what they will; I also
+mean all the expense of lodgings, coach, dress, servants, &c.,
+which, according to the several places where you may be, shall be
+respectively necessary to enable you to keep the best company. Under
+the head of rational pleasures I comprehend, first, proper charities
+to real and compassionate objects of it; secondly, proper presents to
+those to whom you are obliged, or whom you desire to oblige; thirdly,
+a conformity of expense to that of the company which you keep; as in
+public spectacles, your share of little entertainments, a few pistoles
+at games of mere commerce, and other incidental calls of good company.
+The only two articles which I will never supply are, the profusion of
+low riot, and the idle lavishness of negligence and laziness. A fool
+squanders away, without credit or advantage to himself, more than a
+man of sense spends with both. The latter employs his money as he does
+his time, and never spends a shilling of the one, nor a minute of the
+other, but in something that is either useful or rationally pleasing
+to himself or others. The former buys whatever he does not want, and
+does not pay for what he does want. He cannot withstand the charms
+of a toy-shop; snuff-boxes, watches, heads of canes, etc., are
+his destruction. His servants and tradesmen conspire with his own
+indolence to cheat him, and in a very little time he is astonished, in
+the midst of all the ridiculous superfluities, to find himself in want
+of all the real comforts and necessaries of life. Without care and
+method the largest fortune will not, and with them almost the smallest
+will, supply all necessary expenses. As far as you can possibly, pay
+ready money for everything you buy, and avoid bills. Pay that money
+too yourself, and not through the hands of any servant, who always
+either stipulates poundage, or requires a present for his good word,
+as they call it. Where you must have bills, (as for meat and drink,
+clothes, etc.) pay them regularly every month, and with your own hand.
+Never, from a mistaken economy, buy a thing you do not want, because
+it is cheap; or from a silly pride, because it is dear. Keep an
+account in a book, of all that you receive, and of all that you pay;
+for no man, who knows what he receives and what he pays, ever runs
+out. I do not mean that you should keep an account of the shillings
+and half-crowns which you may spend in chair-hire, operas, etc. They
+are unworthy of the time, and of the ink that they would consume;
+leave such _minutiae_ to dull, penny-wise fellows; but remember in
+economy, as well as in every other part of life, to have the proper
+attention to proper objects, and the proper contempt for little ones.
+A strong mind sees things in their true proportion; a weak one views
+them through a magnifying medium, which, like the microscope, makes an
+elephant of a flea; magnifies all little objects, but cannot receive
+great ones. I have known many a man pass for a miser, by saving a
+penny, and wrangling for two-pence, who was undoing himself at the
+same time, by living above his income, and not attending to essential
+articles, which were above his _portée_. The sure characteristic of a
+sound and strong mind is, to find in everything those certain bounds,
+_quos ultra citrave nequit consistere rectum_. These boundaries are
+marked out by a very fine line, which only good sense and attention
+can discover; it is much too fine for vulgar eyes. In manners, this
+line is good-breeding; beyond it, is troublesome ceremony; short of
+it, is unbecoming negligence and inattention. In morals, it divides
+ostentatious puritanism from criminal relaxation; in religion,
+superstition from impiety; and, in short, every virtue from its
+kindred vice or weakness. I think you have sense enough to discover
+the line; keep it always in your eye, and learn to walk upon it; rest
+upon Mr. Harte, and he will poise you, till you are able to go alone.
+By the way, there are fewer people who walk well upon that line, than
+upon the slack-rope; and, therefore, a good performer shines so much
+the more....
+
+Remember to take the best dancing-master at Berlin, more to teach you
+to sit, stand, and walk gracefully, than to dance finely. The graces,
+the graces; remember the graces! Adieu.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A father's example_
+
+
+London, 7 _Feb_. o.s. 1749.
+
+DEAR BOY,
+
+You are now come to an age capable of reflection; and I hope you will
+do, what however few people at your age do, exert it, for your own
+sake, in the search of truth and sound knowledge. I will confess (for
+I am not unwilling to discover my secrets to you) that it is not many
+years since I have presumed to reflect for myself. Till sixteen or
+seventeen I had no reflection, and for many years after that I made no
+use of what I had. I adopted the notions of the books I read, or the
+company I kept, without examining whether they were just or not; and I
+rather chose to run the risk of easy error, than to take the time and
+trouble of investigating truth. Thus, partly from laziness, partly
+from dissipation, and partly from the _mauvaise honte_ of rejecting
+fashionable notions, I was (as I since found) hurried away by
+prejudices, instead of being guided by reason; and quietly cherished
+error, instead of seeking for truth. But since I have taken the
+trouble of reasoning for myself, and have had the courage to own that
+I do so, you cannot imagine how much my notions of things are altered,
+and in how different a light I now see them, from that in which I
+formerly viewed them through the deceitful medium of prejudice or
+authority. Nay, I may possibly still retain many errors, which, from
+long habit, have perhaps grown into real opinions; for it is very
+difficult to distinguish habits, early acquired and long entertained,
+from the result of our reason and reflection.
+
+My first prejudice (for I do not mention the prejudices of boys and
+women, such as hobgoblins, ghosts, dreams, spilling salt, &c.) was my
+classical enthusiasm, which I received from the books I read, and the
+masters who explained them to me. I was convinced there had been no
+common sense nor common honesty in the world for these last fifteen
+hundred years; but that they were totally extinguished with the
+ancient Greek and Roman governments. Homer and Virgil could have no
+faults, because they were ancient; Milton and Tasso could have no
+merit, because they were modern. And I could almost have said, with
+regard to the ancients, what Cicero, very absurdly and unbecomingly
+for a philosopher, says with regard to Plato, _Cum quo errare malim
+quam cum aliis recte sentire_. Whereas now, without any extraordinary
+effort of genius, I have discovered that nature was the same three
+thousand years ago as it is at present; that men were but men then as
+well as now; that modes and customs vary often, but that human nature
+is always the same. And I can no more suppose, that men were better,
+braver, or wiser, fifteen hundred or three thousand years ago, than I
+can suppose that the animals or vegetables were better then than
+they are now. I dare assert too, in defiance of the favourers of the
+ancients, that Homer's hero Achilles was both a brute and a scoundrel,
+and consequently an improper character for the hero of an epic poem;
+he had so little regard for his country, that he would not act in
+defence of it, because he had quarrelled with Agamemnon about a--; and
+then afterwards, animated by private resentment only, he went about
+killing people basely, I will call it, because he knew himself
+invulnerable; and yet, invulnerable as he was, he wore the strongest
+armour in the world; which I humbly apprehend to be a blunder; for a
+horseshoe clapped to his vulnerable heel would have been sufficient.
+On the other hand, with submission to the favourers of the moderns,
+I assert with Mr. Dryden, that the Devil is in truth the hero of
+Milton's poem: his plan, which he lays, pursues, and at last executes,
+being the subject of the poem. From all which considerations I
+impartially conclude that the ancients had their excellencies and
+their defects, their virtues and their vices, just like the moderns:
+pedantry and affectation of learning clearly decide in favour of
+the former; vanity and ignorance, as peremptorily, in favour of the
+latter. Religious prejudices kept pace with my classical ones; and
+there was a time when I thought it impossible for the honestest man in
+the world to be saved, out of the pale of the Church of England: not
+considering that matters of opinion do not depend upon the will;
+and that it is as natural, and as allowable, that another man should
+differ in opinion from me, as that I should differ from him; and that,
+if we are both sincere, we are both blameless, and should consequently
+have mutual indulgences for each other.
+
+The next prejudices I adopted were those of the _beau monde_, in
+which, as I was determined to shine, I took what are commonly called
+the genteel vices to be necessary. I had heard them reckoned so, and
+without further inquiry, I believed it; or at least should have been
+ashamed to have denied it, for fear of exposing myself to the ridicule
+of those whom I considered as the models of fine gentlemen. But now I
+am neither ashamed nor afraid to assert, that those genteel vices, as
+they are falsely called, are only so many blemishes in the character
+of even a man of the world, and what is called a fine gentleman, and
+degrade him in the opinion of those very people, to whom he hopes to
+recommend himself by them. Nay, this prejudice often extends so far,
+that I have known people pretend to vices they had not, instead of
+carefully concealing those they had.
+
+Use and assert your own reason; reflect, examine, and analyze
+everything, in order to form a sound and mature judgement; let no
+[Greek: outos epha] impose upon your understanding, mislead your
+actions, or dictate your conversation. Be early what, if you are not,
+you will when too late wish you had been. Consult your reason betimes:
+I do not say, that it will always prove an unerring guide; for human
+reason is not infallible; but it will prove the least erring guide
+that you can follow. Books and conversation may assist it; but adopt
+neither, blindly and implicitly: try both by that best rule which God
+has given to direct us, reason. Of all the troubles, do not decline,
+as many people do, that of thinking.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Public speaking_
+
+
+London, 9 _Dec_. o.s. 1749.
+
+DEAR BOY,
+
+It is now above forty years since I have never spoken nor written
+one single word, without giving myself at least one moment's time to
+consider, whether it was a good one or a bad one, and whether I could
+not find out a better in its place. An unharmonious and rugged period,
+at this time, shocks my ears; and I, like all the rest of the world,
+will willingly exchange and give up some degree of rough sense, for
+a good degree of pleasing sound. I will freely and truly own to you,
+without either vanity or false modesty, that whatever reputation I
+have acquired as a speaker, is more owing to my constant attention to
+my diction than to my matter, which was necessarily just the same as
+other people's. When you come into parliament, your reputation as a
+speaker will depend much more upon your words, and your periods than
+upon the subject. The same matter occurs equally to everybody of
+common sense, upon the same question: the dressing it well, is what
+excites the attention and admiration of the audience.
+
+It is in parliament that I have set my heart upon your making a
+figure; it is there that I want to have you justly proud of yourself,
+and to make me justly proud of you. This means that you must be a good
+speaker there; I use the word _must_, because I know you may if you
+will. The vulgar, who are always mistaken, look upon a speaker and a
+comet with the same astonishment and admiration, taking them both for
+preternatural phenomena. This error discourages many young men from
+attempting that character; and good speakers are willing to have their
+talent considered as something very extraordinary, if not a peculiar
+gift of God to his elect. But, let you and I analyze and simplify this
+good speaker; let us strip him of those adventitious plumes with which
+his own pride and the ignorance of others have decked him; and we
+shall find the true definition of him to be no more than this: a
+man of good common sense, who reasons justly, and expresses himself
+elegantly, on that subject upon which he speaks. There is, surely, no
+witchcraft in this. A man of sense, without a superior and astonishing
+degree of parts, will not talk nonsense upon any subject; nor will he,
+if he has the least taste or application, talk inelegantly. What then
+does all this mighty art and mystery of speaking in parliament amount
+to? Why, no more than this, that the man who speaks in the House
+of Commons, speaks in that house, and to four hundred people, that
+opinion upon a given subject which he would make no difficulty of
+speaking in any house in England, round the fire, or at table, to
+any fourteen people whatsoever; better judges, perhaps, and severer
+critics of what he says, than any fourteen gentlemen of the House of
+Commons.
+
+I have spoken frequently in parliament, and not always without some
+applause; and therefore I can assure you, from my experience, that
+there is very little in it. The elegancy of the style and the turn of
+the periods make the chief impression upon the hearers. Give them but
+one or two round and harmonious periods in a speech, which they will
+retain and repeat, and they will go home as well satisfied as people
+do from an opera, humming all the way one or two favourite tunes that
+have struck their ears, and were easily caught. Most people have ears,
+but few have judgement; tickle those ears, and, depend upon it, you
+will catch their judgements, such as they are.
+
+Cicero, conscious that he was at the top of his profession (for in
+his time eloquence was a profession), in order to set himself off,
+defines, in his treatise _de Oratore_, an orator to be such a man as
+never was, or never will be; and, by this fallacious argument, says
+that he must know every art and science whatsoever, or how shall he
+speak upon them? But with submission to so great an authority, my
+definition of an orator is extremely different from, and I believe
+much truer than, his. I call that man an orator who reasons justly,
+and expresses himself elegantly, upon whatever subjects he treats.
+Problems in geometry, equations in algebra, processes in chemistry,
+and experiments in anatomy, are never, that I have heard of, the
+objects of eloquence; and therefore I humbly conceive that a man may
+be a very fine speaker, and yet know nothing of geometry, algebra,
+chemistry, or anatomy. The subjects of all parliamentary debates are
+subjects of common sense singly.
+
+Thus I write whatever occurs to me, that I think may contribute either
+to form or inform you. May my labour not be in vain! and it will not,
+if you will but have half the concern for yourself that I have for
+you. Adieu.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The new Earl of Chatham_
+
+
+Blackheath, 1 _Aug._ 1766.
+
+MY DEAR FRIEND,
+
+The curtain was at last drawn up, the day before yesterday, and
+discovered the new actors together with some of the old ones. I do not
+name them to you, because to-morrow's Gazette will do it full as well
+as I could. Mr. Pitt, who had _carte blanche_ given him, named every
+one of them: but what would you think he named himself for? Lord Privy
+Seal; and (what will astonish you, as it does every mortal here) Earl
+of Chatham. The joke here is, that he has had _a fall upstairs_, and
+has done himself so much hurt, that he will never be able to stand
+upon his legs again. Everybody is puzzled how to account for this
+step; though it would not be the first time that great abilities have
+been duped by low cunning. But be it what it will, he is now certainly
+only Earl of Chatham; and no longer Mr. Pitt, in any respect whatever.
+Such an event, I believe, was never read nor heard of. To withdraw,
+in the fullness of his power, and in the utmost gratification of his
+ambition, from the House of Commons, (which procured him his power,
+and which could alone ensure it to him) and to go into that hospital
+of incurables, the House of Lords, is a measure so unaccountable, that
+nothing but proof positive could have made me believe it: but true it
+is. Hans Stanley is to go ambassador to Russia; and my nephew, Ellis,
+to Spain, decorated with the red ribband. Lord Shelburne is your
+secretary of state, which I suppose he has notified to you this post
+by a circular letter. Charles Townshend has now the sole management of
+the House of Commons; but how long he will be content to be only Lord
+Chatham's viceregent there, is a question which I will not pretend
+to decide. There is one very bad sign for Lord Chatham in his new
+dignity; which is, that all his enemies, without exception, rejoice at
+it; and all his friends are stupefied and dumb-founded. If I mistake
+not much, he will in the course of a year enjoy perfect _otium cum
+dignitate_. Enough of politics.
+
+Is the fair, or at least the fat Miss C---- with you still? It must
+be confessed that she knows the art of courts, to be so received at
+Dresden and so connived at in Leicester-fields.
+
+There never was so wet a summer as this has been, in the memory of
+man; we have not had one single day, since March, without some rain;
+but most days a great deal. I hope that does not affect your health,
+as great cold does; for with all these inundations it has not been
+cold. God bless you!
+
+
+
+
+SAMUEL JOHNSON
+
+1709-1784
+
+
+
+To BENNET LANGTON
+
+_Postponement of a visit_
+
+
+6 _May_, 1755.
+
+SIR,
+
+It has been long observed, that men do not suspect faults which
+they do not commit; your own elegance of manners, and punctuality of
+complaisance, did not suffer you to impute to me that negligence
+of which I was guilty, and [for] which I have not since atoned.
+I received both your letters, and received them with pleasure
+proportioned to the esteem which so short an acquaintance strongly
+impressed, and which I hope to confirm by nearer knowledge, though I
+am afraid that gratification will be for a time withheld.
+
+I have, indeed, published my book, of which I beg to know your
+father's judgment, and yours; and I have now stayed long enough to
+watch its progress in the world. It has, you see, no patrons, and
+I think has yet had no opponents, except the critics of the
+coffee-house, whose outcries are soon dispersed into the air, and are
+thought on no more. From this, therefore, I am at liberty, and think
+of taking the opportunity of this interval to make an excursion, and
+why not then into Lincolnshire? or, to mention a stronger attraction,
+why not to dear Mr. Langton? I will give the true reason, which I know
+you will approve:--I have a mother more than eighty years old, who has
+counted the days to the publication of my book, in hopes of seeing me;
+and to her, if I can disengage myself here, I resolve to go.
+
+As I know, dear sir, that to delay my visit for a reason like this
+will not deprive me of your esteem, I beg it may not lessen your
+kindness. I have very seldom received an offer of friendship which I
+so earnestly desire to cultivate and mature. I shall rejoice to hear
+from you, till I can see you, and will see you as soon as I can; for
+when the duty that calls me to Lichfield is discharged, my inclination
+will carry me to Langton. I shall delight to hear the ocean roar, or
+see the stars twinkle, in the company of men to whom Nature does not
+spread her volumes or utter her voice in vain.
+
+Do not, dear sir, make the slowness of this letter a precedent
+for delay, or imagine that I approved the incivility that I have
+committed; for I have known you enough to love you, and sincerely to
+wish a further knowledge; and I assure you once more, that to live in
+a house that contains such a father and such a son, will be accounted
+a very uncommon degree of pleasure by, dear sir, your most obliged and
+most humble servant.
+
+
+
+TO MISS PORTER
+
+_A mother's death_
+
+
+23 _Jan._ 1759.
+
+You will conceive my sorrow for the loss of my mother, of the best
+mother. If she were to live again, surely I should behave better to
+her. But she is happy, and what is past is nothing to her; and for me,
+since I cannot repair my faults to her, I hope repentance will
+efface them. I return you and all those that have been good to her
+my sincerest thanks, and pray God to repay you all with infinite
+advantage. Write to me and comfort me, dear child. I shall be glad
+likewise, if Kitty will write to me. I shall send a bill of twenty
+pounds in a few days, which I thought to have brought to my mother;
+but God suffered it not. I have not power or composure to say much
+more. God bless you, and bless us all.
+
+
+
+To JOSEPH BARETTI
+
+_A letter of counsel_
+
+
+21 _Dec._ 1762.
+
+SIR,
+
+You are not to suppose, with all your conviction of my idleness, that
+I have passed all this time without writing to my Baretti. I gave
+a letter to Mr. Beauclerk, who, in my opinion, and in his own, was
+hastening to Naples for the recovery of his health; but he has stopped
+at Paris, and I know not when he will proceed. Langton is with him.
+
+I will not trouble you with speculations about peace and war. The good
+or ill success of battles and embassies extends itself to a very small
+part of domestic life: we all have good and evil, which we feel more
+sensibly than our petty part of public miscarriage or prosperity. I am
+sorry for your disappointment, with which you seem more touched than
+I should expect a man of your resolution and experience to have been,
+did I not know that general truths are seldom applied to particular
+occasions; so that the fallacy of our self-love extends itself as wide
+as our interest and affections. Every man believes that mistresses are
+unfaithful, and patrons capricious; but he excepts his own mistress
+and his own patron. We have all learned that greatness is negligent
+and contemptuous, and that in courts, life is often languished away in
+ungratified expectation; but he that approaches greatness, or glitters
+in a court, imagines that destiny has at last exempted him from the
+common lot.
+
+Do not let such evils overwhelm you as thousands have suffered and
+thousands have surmounted; but turn your thoughts with vigour to
+some other plan of life, and keep always in your mind that, with due
+submission to Providence, a man of genius has been seldom ruined but
+by himself. Your patron's weakness or insensibility will finally do
+you little hurt, if he is not assisted by your own passions. Of your
+love I know not the propriety, nor can estimate the power; but in
+love, as in every other passion, of which hope is the essence, we
+ought always to remember the uncertainty of events. There is indeed
+nothing that so much seduces reason from her vigilance, as the thought
+of passing life with an amiable woman; and if all would happen that
+a lover fancies, I know not what other terrestrial happiness would
+deserve pursuit. But love and marriage are different states. Those who
+are to suffer the evils together, and to suffer often for the sakes of
+one another, soon lose that tenderness of look and that benevolence
+of mind which arose from the participation of unmingled pleasure and
+successive amusement. A woman we are sure will not be always fair,
+we are not sure she will always be virtuous; and man cannot retain
+through life that respect and assiduity by which he pleases for a day
+or for a month. I do not however pretend to have discovered that life
+has anything more to be desired than a prudent and virtuous marriage;
+therefore know not what counsel to give you.
+
+If you can quit your imagination of love and greatness, and leave your
+hopes of preferment and bridal raptures to try once more the fortune
+of literature and industry, the way through France is now open. We
+flatter ourselves that we shall cultivate with great diligence the
+arts of peace; and every man will be welcome among us who can teach
+us anything we do not know. For your part, you will find all your old
+friends willing to receive you....
+
+
+
+To MRS. THRALE
+
+_Travel in Scotland_
+
+
+Skye, 21 _Sept._ 1773.
+
+DEAREST MADAM,
+
+I am so vexed at the necessity of sending yesterday so short a letter,
+that I purpose to get a long letter beforehand by writing something
+every day, which I may the more easily do, as a cold makes me now too
+deaf to take the usual pleasure in conversation. Lady Macleod is very
+good to me, and the place at which we now are, is equal in strength of
+situation, in the wildness of the adjacent country, and in the plenty
+and elegance of the domestic entertainment, to a castle in Gothic
+romances. The sea with a little island is before us; cascades play
+within view. Close to the house is the formidable skeleton of an old
+castle probably Danish, and the whole mass of building stands upon
+a protuberance of rock, inaccessible till of late but by a pair of
+stairs on the sea side, and secure in ancient times against any enemy
+that was likely to invade the kingdom of Skye.
+
+Macleod has offered me an island; if it were not too far off I should
+hardly refuse it: my island would be pleasanter than Brighthelmstone,
+if you and my master could come to it; but I cannot think it pleasant
+to live quite alone.
+
+ Oblitusque meorum, obliviscendus et illis.
+
+That I should be elated by the dominion of an island to forgetfulness
+of my friends at Streatham I cannot believe, and I hope never to
+deserve that they should be willing to forget me.
+
+It has happened that I have been often recognised in my journey
+where I did not expect it. At Aberdeen I found one of my acquaintance
+professor of physic; turning aside to dine with a country gentleman, I
+was owned at table by one who had seen me at a philosophical lecture;
+at Macdonald's I was claimed by a naturalist, who wanders about the
+islands to pick up curiosities; and I had once in London attracted the
+notice of Lady Macleod. I will now go on with my account.
+
+The Highland girl made tea, and looked and talked not inelegantly; her
+father was by no means an ignorant or a weak man; there were books in
+the cottage, among which were some volumes of Prideaux's _Connection_:
+this man's conversation we were glad of while we stayed. He had been
+_out_, as they call it, in forty-five, and still retained his old
+opinions. He was going to America, because his rent was raised beyond
+what he thought himself able to pay.
+
+At night our beds were made, but we had some difficulty in persuading
+ourselves to lie down in them, though we had put on our own sheets;
+at last we ventured, and I slept very soundly in the vale of Glen
+Morrison, amidst the rocks and mountains. Next morning our landlord
+liked us so well, that he walked some miles with us for our company,
+through a country so wild and barren that the proprietor does not,
+with all his pressure upon his tenants, raise more than four hundred
+pounds a year for near one hundred square miles or sixty thousand
+acres. He let us know that he had forty head of black cattle, an
+hundred goats, and an hundred sheep, upon a farm that he remembered
+let at five pounds a year, but for which he now paid twenty. He told
+us some stories of their march into England. At last he left us,
+and we went forward, winding among mountains, sometimes green and
+sometimes naked, commonly so steep as not easily to be climbed by
+the greatest vigour and activity: our way was often crossed by little
+rivulets, and we were entertained with small streams trickling from
+the rocks, which after heavy rains must be tremendous torrents.
+
+About noon we came to a small glen, so they call a valley, which
+compared with other places appeared rich and fertile; here our guides
+desired us to stop, that the horses might graze, for the journey
+was very laborious, and no more grass would be found. We made no
+difficulty of compliance, and I sat down to take notes on a green
+bank, with a small stream running at my feet, in the midst of savage
+solitude, with mountains before me, and on either hand covered with
+heath. I looked around me, and wondered that I was not more affected,
+but the mind is not at all times equally ready to be put in motion;
+if my mistress and master and Queeny had been there we should have
+produced some reflections among us, either poetical or philosophical,
+for though _solitude be the nurse of woe_, conversation is often the
+parent of remarks and discoveries.
+
+In about an hour we remounted, and pursued our journey. The lake by
+which we had travelled for some time ended in a river, which we passed
+by a bridge, and came to another glen, with a collection of huts,
+called Auknashealds; the huts were generally built of clods of earth,
+held together by the intertexture of vegetable fibres, of which earth
+there are great levels in Scotland which they call mosses. Moss in
+Scotland is bog in Ireland, and moss-trooper is bog-trotter: there
+was, however, one hut built of loose stones, piled up with great
+thickness into a strong though not solid wall. From this house we
+obtained some great pails of milk, and having brought bread with us,
+were very liberally regaled. The inhabitants, a very coarse tribe,
+ignorant of any language but Erse, gathered so fast about us, that if
+we had not had Highlanders with us, they might have caused more alarm
+than pleasure; they are called the Clan of Macrae.
+
+We had been told that nothing gratified the Highlanders so much as
+snuff and tobacco, and had accordingly stored ourselves with both at
+Fort Augustus. Boswell opened his treasure, and gave them each a piece
+of tobacco roll. We had more bread than we could eat for the present,
+and were more liberal than provident. Boswell cut it in slices, and
+gave them an opportunity of tasting wheaten bread for the first time.
+I then got some halfpence for a shilling, and made up the deficiencies
+of Boswell's distribution, who had given some money among the
+children. We then directed that the mistress of the stone house should
+be asked what we must pay her: she, who perhaps had never before
+sold anything but cattle, knew not, I believe, well what to ask, and
+referred herself to us: we obliged her to make some demand, and one of
+the Highlanders settled the account with her at a shilling. One of the
+men advised her, with the cunning that clowns never can be without, to
+ask more; but she said that a shilling was enough. We gave her half
+a crown, and she offered part of it again. The Macraes were so well
+pleased with our behaviour, that they declared it the best day they
+had seen since the time of the old Laird of Macleod, who, I suppose,
+like us, stopped in their valley, as he was travelling to Skye....
+
+I cannot forbear to interrupt my narrative. Boswell, with some of his
+troublesome kindness, has informed this family and reminded me that
+the 18th of September is my birthday. The return of my birthday, if I
+remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general
+care of humanity to escape. I can now look back upon three score
+and four years, in which little has been done, and little has been
+enjoyed; a life diversified by misery, spent part in the sluggishness
+of penury, and part under the violence of pain, in gloomy discontent
+or importunate distress. But perhaps I am better than I should have
+been if I had been less afflicted. With this I will try to be content.
+
+In proportion as there is less pleasure in retrospective
+considerations, the mind is more disposed to wander forward into
+futurity; but at sixty-four what promises, however liberal, of
+imaginary good can futurity venture to make? Yet something will be
+always promised and some promises will always be credited. I am hoping
+and I am praying that I may live better in the time to come, whether
+long or short, than I have yet lived, and in the solace of that
+hope endeavour to repose. Dear Queeny's day is next, I hope she at
+sixty-four will have less to regret....
+
+You will now expect that I should give you some account of the Isle of
+Skye, of which, though I have been twelve days upon it, I have little
+to say. It is an island perhaps fifty miles long, so much indented by
+inlets of the sea that there is no part of it removed from the water
+more than six miles. No part that I have seen is plain; you are always
+climbing or descending, and every step is upon rock or mire. A walk
+upon ploughed ground in England is a dance upon carpets compared to
+the toilsome drudgery of wandering in Skye. There is neither town nor
+village in the island, nor have I seen any house but Macleod's, that
+is not much below your habitation at Brighthelmstone. In the mountains
+there are stags and roebucks, but no hares, and few rabbits; nor have
+I seen anything that interested me as a zoologist, except an otter,
+bigger than I thought an otter could have been.
+
+You perhaps are imagining that I am withdrawn from the gay and
+the busy world into regions of peace and pastoral felicity, and am
+enjoying the relics of the golden age; that I am surveying nature's
+magnificence from a mountain, or remarking her minuter beauties on the
+flowery bank of a winding rivulet; that I am invigorating myself in
+the sunshine, or delighting my imagination with being hidden from
+the invasion of human evils and human passions in the darkness of a
+thicket; that I am busy in gathering shells and pebbles on the shore,
+or contemplative on a rock, from which I look upon the water, and
+consider how many waves are rolling between me and Streatham.
+
+The use of travelling is to regulate imagination by reality, and
+instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. Here
+are mountains which I should once have climbed, but to climb steps
+is now very laborious, and to descend them dangerous; and I am now
+content with knowing, that by scrambling up a rock, I shall only see
+other rocks, and a wider circuit of barren desolation. Of streams, we
+have here a sufficient number, but they murmur not upon pebbles, but
+upon rocks. Of flowers, if Chloris herself were here, I could present
+her only with the bloom of heath. Of lawns and thickets, he must read
+that would know them, for here is little sun and no shade. On the sea
+I look from my window, but am not much tempted to the shore; for since
+I came to this island, almost every breath of air has been a storm,
+and what is worse, a storm with all its severity, but without its
+magnificence, for the sea is here so broken into channels that there
+is not a sufficient volume of water either for lofty surges or a loud
+roar....
+
+
+
+TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE THE EARL OF CHESTERFIELD
+
+_Patronage_
+
+
+7 _Feb_. 1775.
+
+MY LORD,
+
+I have been lately informed, by the proprietor of _The World_, that
+two papers, in which my _Dictionary_ is recommended to the public, are
+by your lordship. To be so distinguished is an honour, which, being
+very little accustomed to favours from the great, I know not well how
+to receive, or in what terms to acknowledge.
+
+When, upon some slight encouragement, I first visited your lordship, I
+was overpowered, like the rest of mankind, by the enchantment of your
+address, and could not forbear to wish that I might boast myself _le
+vainqueur du vainqueur de la terre_;--that I might obtain that regard
+for which I saw the world contending; but I found my attendance so
+little encouraged, that neither pride nor modesty would suffer me to
+continue it. When I had once addressed your lordship in public, I
+had exhausted all the art of pleasing which a retired and uncourtly
+scholar can possess. I had done all I could; and no man is well
+pleased to have his all neglected, be it ever so little.
+
+Seven years, my lord, have now passed, since I waited in your outward
+rooms, or was repulsed from your door; during which time I have been
+pushing on my work through difficulties, of which it is useless to
+complain, and have brought it at last to the verge of publication,
+without one act of assistance, one word of encouragement, or one smile
+of favour. Such treatment I did not expect, for I never had a patron
+before.
+
+The shepherd in _Virgil_ grew at last acquainted with Love, and found
+him a native of the rocks.
+
+Is not a patron, my lord, one who looks with unconcern on a man
+struggling for life in the water, and when he has reached ground,
+encumbers him with help? The notice which you have been pleased to
+take of my labours, had it been early had been kind; but it has
+been delayed till I am indifferent, and cannot enjoy it; till I am
+solitary, and cannot impart it; till I am known, and do not want it. I
+hope it is no very cynical asperity, not to confess obligations,
+where no benefit has been received, or to be unwilling that the public
+should consider me as owing that to a patron, which Providence has
+enabled me to do for myself.
+
+Having carried on my work thus far with so little obligation to any
+favourer of learning, I shall not be disappointed though I shall
+conclude it, if less be possible, with less; for I have been long
+wakened from that dream of hope in which I once boasted myself with so
+much exultation.
+
+My Lord,
+
+Your Lordship's most humble,
+most obedient servant.
+
+
+
+To JAMES BOSWELL
+
+_A silent friend_
+
+
+13 _July_, 1779.
+
+DEAR SIR,
+
+What can possibly have happened that keeps us two such strangers to
+each other? I expected to have heard from you when you came home; I
+expected afterwards. I went into the country and returned, and yet
+there is no letter from Mr. Boswell. No ill, I hope, has happened; and
+if ill should happen, why should it be concealed from him who loves
+you? Is it a fit of humour, that has disposed you to try who can hold
+out longest without writing? If it be, you have the victory. But I am
+afraid of something bad; set me free from my suspicions.
+
+My thoughts are at present employed in guessing the reason of your
+silence; you must not expect that I should tell you anything, if I had
+anything to tell. Write, pray write to me, and let me know what is or
+what has been the cause of this long interruption.
+
+
+
+To MRS. THRALE
+
+_A great man's fortitude_
+
+
+19 _June_, 1783.
+
+ON Monday the 16th, I sat for my picture and walked a considerable way
+with little inconvenience. In the afternoon and evening I felt myself
+light and easy, and began to plan schemes of life. Thus I went to bed,
+and in a short time waked and sat up, as has been long my custom,
+when I felt a confusion and indistinctness in my head, which lasted,
+I suppose, about half a minute. I was alarmed, and prayed God, that
+however he might afflict my body, he would spare my understanding.
+This prayer, that I might try the integrity of my faculties, I made in
+Latin verse. The lines were not very good, but I knew them not to be
+very good: I made them easily, and concluded myself to be unimpaired
+in my faculties.
+
+Soon after I perceived that I had suffered a paralytic stroke,
+and that my speech was taken from me. I had no pain, and so little
+dejection in this dreadful state, that I wondered at my own apathy,
+and considered that perhaps death itself, when it should come, would
+excite less horror than seems now to attend it.
+
+In order to rouse the vocal organs, I took two drams. Wine has been
+celebrated for the production of eloquence. I put myself into violent
+motion, and I think repeated it; but all was vain. I then went to bed,
+and strange as it may seem, I slept. When I saw light, it was time to
+contrive what I should do. Though God stopped my speech, he left me
+my hands; I enjoyed a mercy which was not granted to my dear friend
+Lawrence, who now perhaps overlooks me as I am writing, and rejoices
+that I have what he wanted. My first note was necessarily to my
+servant, who came in talking, and could not immediately comprehend why
+he should read what I put into his hands. I then wrote a card to Mr.
+Allen, that I might have a discreet friend at hand, to act as occasion
+should require. In penning this note I had some difficulty; my hand,
+I knew not how nor why, made wrong letters. I then wrote to Dr. Taylor
+to come to me, and bring Dr. Heberden: and I sent to Dr. Brocklesby,
+who is my neighbour. My physicians are very friendly, and give me
+great hopes; but you may imagine my situation. I have so far recovered
+my vocal powers, as to repeat the Lord's Prayer with no very imperfect
+articulation. My memory, I hope, yet remains as it was! but such an
+attack produces solicitude for the safety of every faculty.
+
+
+
+
+LAURENCE STERNE
+
+1713-1768
+
+
+
+To Miss LUMLEY
+
+_The disconsolate lover_
+
+
+[1740-1]
+
+You bid me tell you, my dear L., how I bore your departure for S----,
+and whether the valley, where D'Estella stands, retains still its
+looks, or if I think the roses or jessamines smell as sweet as when
+you left it. Alas! everything has now lost its relish and look! The
+hour you left D'Estella I took to my bed. I was worn out with fevers
+of all kinds, but most by that fever of the heart with which thou
+knowest well I have been wasting these two years--and shall continue
+wasting till you quit S----. The good Miss S----, from the forebodings
+of the best of hearts, thinking I was ill, insisted upon my going to
+her. What can be the cause, my dear L., that I never have been able to
+see the face of this mutual friend, but I feel myself rent to pieces?
+She made me stay an hour with her, and in that short space I burst
+into tears a dozen different times, and in such affectionate gusts of
+passion, that she was constrained to leave the room, and sympathize
+in her dressing-room. I have been weeping for you both, said she, in
+a tone of the sweetest pity--for poor L.'s heart, I have long known
+it--her anguish is as sharp as yours--her heart as tender--her
+constancy as great--her virtues as heroic--Heaven brought you not
+together to be tormented. I could only answer her with a kind look,
+and a heavy sigh, and returned home to your lodgings (which I have
+hired till your return) to resign myself to misery. Fanny had prepared
+me a supper--she is all attention to me--but I sat over it with tears;
+a bitter sauce, my L., but I could eat it with no other; for the
+moment she began to spread my little table, my heart fainted within
+me. One solitary plate, one knife, one fork, one glass! I gave a
+thousand pensive, penetrating looks at the chair thou hadst so often
+graced, in those quiet and sentimental repasts, then laid down my
+knife and fork, and took out my handkerchief, and clapped it across
+my face, and wept like a child. I could do so this very moment, my L.;
+for, as I take up my pen, my poor pulse quickens, my pale face glows,
+and tears are trickling down upon the paper, as I trace the word
+L----. O thou! blessed in thyself, and in thy virtues, blessed to all
+that know thee--to me most so, because more do I know of thee than all
+thy sex. This is the philtre, my L., by which thou hast charmed me,
+and by which thou wilt hold me thine, while virtue and faith hold this
+world together. This, my friend, is the plain and simple magic, by
+which I told Miss ---- I have won a place in that heart of thine, on
+which I depend so satisfied, that time, or distance, or change of
+everything which might alarm the hearts of little men, create no
+uneasy suspense in mine. Wast thou to stay in S---- these seven
+years, thy friend, though he would grieve, scorns to doubt, or to be
+doubted--'tis the only exception where security is not the parent of
+danger.
+
+I told you poor Fanny was all attention to me since your
+departure--contrives every day bringing in the name of L. She told
+me last night (upon giving me some hartshorn), she had observed my
+illness began the very day of your departure for S----; that I had
+never held up my head, had seldom, or scarce ever, smiled, had fled
+from all society; that she verily believed I was broken-hearted, for
+she had never entered the room, or passed by the door, but she heard
+me sigh heavily; that I neither eat, or slept, or took pleasure in
+anything as before. Judge then, my L., can the valley look so well,
+or the roses and jessamines smell so sweet as heretofore? Ah me! but
+adieu--the vesper bell calls me from thee to my GOD.
+
+
+
+To DAVID GARRICK
+
+_Le chevalier Shandy_
+
+
+Paris, 19 _March_, 1762.
+
+
+DEAR GARRICK,
+
+This will be put into your hands by Dr. Shippen, a physician, who has
+been here some time with Miss Poyntz, and is at this moment setting
+out for your metropolis; so I snatch the opportunity of writing to you
+and my kind friend Mrs. Garrick. I see nothing like her here, and yet
+I have been introduced to one half of their best Goddesses, and in a
+month more shall be admitted to the shrines of the other half; but I
+neither worship or fall (much) on my knees before them; but, on the
+contrary, have converted many unto Shandeism; for be it known, I
+Shandy it away fifty times more than I was ever wont, talk more
+nonsense than ever you heard me talk in your days--and to all sorts
+of people. _Qui le diable est cet homme-là_--said Choiseul t'other
+day--_ce chevalier Shandy_? You'll think me as vain as a devil, was I
+to tell you the rest of the dialogue; whether the bearer knows it or
+no, I know not. 'Twill serve up after supper, in Southampton-street,
+amongst other small dishes, after the fatigues of Richard III. O God!
+they have nothing here, which gives the nerves so smart a blow, as
+those great characters in the hands of Garrick! but I forgot I
+am writing to the man himself. The devil take (as he will) these
+transports of enthusiasm! Apropos, the whole city of Paris is
+_bewitched_ with the comic opera, and if it was not for the affair
+of the Jesuits, which takes up one half of our talk, the comic opera
+would have it all. It is a tragical nuisance in all companies as it
+is, and was it not for some sudden starts and dashes of Shandeism,
+which now and then either break the thread, or entangle it so, that
+the devil himself would be puzzled in winding it off, I should die a
+martyr--this by the way I never will.
+
+I send you over some of these comic operas by the bearer, with the
+_Sallon_, a satire. The French comedy, I seldom visit it--they act
+scarce in anything but tragedies--and the Clairon is great, and Mile.
+Dumesnil, in some places, still greater than her; yet I cannot bear
+preaching--I fancy I got a surfeit of it in my younger days. There
+is a tragedy to be damned to-night--peace be with it, and the gentle
+brain which made it! I have ten thousand things to tell you I cannot
+write, I do a thousand things which cut no figure, _but in the
+doing_--and as in London, I have the honour of having done and said a
+thousand things I never did or dreamed of--and yet I dream abundantly.
+If the devil stood behind me in the shape of a courier, I could not
+write faster than I do, having five letters more to dispatch by the
+same gentleman; he is going into another section of the globe, and
+when he has seen you, will depart in peace.
+
+The Duke of Orleans has suffered my portrait to be added to the number
+of some odd men in his collection; and a gentleman who lives with him
+has taken it most expressively, at full length: I purpose to obtain an
+etching of it, and to send it you. Your prayer for me of _rosy health_
+is heard. If I stay here for three or four months, I shall return more
+than reinstated. My love to Mrs. Garrick.
+
+
+
+To MR. FOLEY AT PARIS
+
+_An adventure on the road_
+
+
+Toulouse, 14 _Aug_. 1762.
+
+MY DEAR FOLEY,
+
+After many turnings (_alias_ digressions), to say nothing of downright
+overthrows, stops, and delays, we have arrived in three weeks at
+Toulouse, and are now settled in our houses with servants, &c., about
+us, and look as composed as if we had been here seven years. In
+our journey we suffered so much from the heats, it gives me pain to
+remember it; I never saw a cloud from Paris to Nismes half as broad as
+a twenty-four sols piece. Good God! we were toasted, roasted, grilled,
+stewed and carbonaded on one side or other all the way; and being all
+done enough (_assez cuits_) in the day, we were eat up at night by
+bugs, and other unswept-out vermin, the legal inhabitants (if length
+of possession gives right) of every inn we lay at. Can you conceive
+a worse accident than that in such a journey, in the hottest day and
+hour of it, four miles from either tree or shrub which could cast a
+shade of the size of one of Eve's fig leaves, that we should break a
+hind wheel into ten thousand pieces, and be obliged in consequence
+to sit five hours on a gravelly road, without one drop of water, or
+possibility of getting any? To mend the matter, my two postillions
+were two dough-hearted fools, and fell a-crying. Nothing was to be
+done! By heaven, quoth I, pulling off my coat and waistcoat, something
+shall be done, for I'll thrash you both within an inch of your lives,
+and then make you take each of you a horse, and ride like two devils
+to the next post for a cart to carry my baggage, and a wheel to
+carry ourselves. Our luggage weighed ten quintals. It was the fair
+of Baucaire, all the world was going, or returning; we were asked by
+every soul who passed by us, if we were going to the fair of Baucaire.
+No wonder, quoth I, we have goods enough! _vous avez raison, mes
+amis_....
+
+
+
+
+THOMAS GRAY
+
+1716-1771
+
+To RICHARD WEST
+
+_Scenery at Tivoli_
+
+
+Tivoli, 20 _May_, 1740.
+
+This day being in the palace of his Highness the Duke of Modena, he
+laid his most serene commands upon me to write to Mr. West, and said
+he thought it for his glory, that I should draw up an inventory of all
+his most serene possessions for the said West's perusal. Imprimis,
+a house, being in circumference a quarter of a mile, two feet and an
+inch; the said house containing the following particulars, to wit,
+a great room. Item, another great room; item, a bigger room; item,
+another room; item, a vast room; item, a sixth of the same; a seventh
+ditto; an eighth as before; a ninth as above said; a tenth (see No.
+1); item, ten more such, besides twenty besides, which, not to be too
+particular, we shall pass over. The said rooms contain nine chairs,
+two tables, five stools and a cricket. From whence we shall proceed
+to the garden, containing two millions of superfine laurel hedges,
+a clump of cypress trees, and half the river Teverone.--Finis. Dame
+Nature desired me to put in a list of her little goods and chattels,
+and, as they were small, to be very minute about them. She has built
+here three or four little mountains, and laid them out in an irregular
+semi-circle; from certain others behind, at a greater distance, she
+has drawn a canal, into which she has put a little river of hers,
+called Anio; she has cut a huge cleft between the two innermost of her
+four hills, and there she has left it to its own disposal; which she
+has no sooner done, but, like a heedless chit, it tumbles headlong
+down a declivity fifty feet perpendicular, breaks itself all to
+shatters, and is converted into a shower of rain, where the sun forms
+many a bow, red, green, blue, and yellow. To get out of our metaphors
+without any further trouble, it is the most noble sight in the world.
+The weight of that quantity of waters, and the force they fall with,
+have worn the rocks they throw themselves among into a thousand
+irregular craggs, and to a vast depth. In this channel it goes boiling
+along with a mighty noise till it comes to another steep, where you
+see it a second time come roaring down (but first you must walk
+two miles farther) a greater height than before, but not with that
+quantity of waters; for by this time it has divided itself, being
+crossed and opposed by the rocks, into four several streams, each of
+which, in emulation of the great one, will tumble down too; and it
+does tumble down, but not from an equally elevated place; so that you
+have at one view all these cascades intermixed with groves of olive
+and little woods, the mountains rising behind them, and on the top of
+one (that which forms the extremity of one of the half-circle's horns)
+is seated the town itself. At the very extremity of that extremity, on
+the brink of the precipice, stands the Sybil's temple, the remains
+of a little rotunda, surrounded with its portico, above half of whose
+beautiful Corinthian pillars are still standing and entire; all this
+on one hand. On the other, the open Campagna of Rome, here and there
+a little castle on a hillock, and the city itself at the very brink of
+the horizon, indistinctly seen (being eighteen miles off) except the
+dome of St. Peter's; which, if you look out of your window, wherever
+you are, I suppose, you can see. I did not tell you that a little
+below the first fall, on the side of the rock, and hanging over that
+torrent, are little ruins which they show you for Horace's house, a
+curious situation to observe the
+
+ Praeceps Anio et Tiburni lucus, et uda
+ Mobilibus pomaria rivis.
+
+Maecenas did not care for such a noise, it seems, and built him a
+house (which they also carry one to see) so situated that it sees
+nothing at all of the matter, and for anything he knew there might be
+no such river in the world. Horace had another house on the other side
+of the Teverone, opposite to Maecenas's; and they told us there was
+a bridge of communication, by which _andava il detto Signor per
+trastullarsi coll' istesso Orazio_. In coming hither we crossed the
+Aquae Albulae, a vile little brook that stinks like a fury, and they
+say it has stunk so these thousand years. I forgot the Piscina of
+Quintilius Varus, where he used to keep certain little fishes. This
+is very entire, and there is a piece of the aqueduct that supplied it
+too; in the garden below is old Rome, built in little, just as it was,
+they say. There are seven temples in it, and no houses at all; they
+say there were none.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A poet's melancholy_
+
+
+London, 27 _May_, 1742.
+
+Mine, you are to know is a white Melancholy, or rather Leucocholy
+for the most part; which, though it seldom laughs or dances, nor ever
+amounts to what one called Joy or Pleasure, yet is a good easy sort
+of a state, and _ça ne laisse que de s'amuser._ The only fault is its
+insipidity; which is apt now and then to give a sort of Ennui, which
+makes one form certain little wishes that signify nothing. But there
+is another sort, black indeed, which I have now and then felt, that
+has somewhat in it like Tertullian's rule of faith, _Credo quia
+impossibile est_; for it believes, nay, is sure of everything that is
+unlikely, so it be but frightful; and on the other hand excludes and
+shuts its eyes to the most possible hopes, and everything that is
+pleasurable; from this the Lord deliver us! for none but he and
+sunshiny weather can do it. In hopes of enjoying this kind of weather
+I am going into the country for a few weeks, but shall be never the
+nearer any society; so, if you have any charity, you will continue to
+write. My life is like Harry the Fourth's supper of Hens, 'Poulets à
+la broche, Poulets en Ragoût, Poulets en Hâchis, Poulets en Fricassées
+'. Reading here, Reading there; nothing but books with different
+sauces. Do not let me lose my desert then; for though that be Reading
+too, yet it has a very different flavour. The May seems to be come
+since your invitation; and I propose to bask in her beams and dress me
+in her roses.
+
+ Et caput in verna semper habere rosa.
+
+I shall see Mr. ---- and his Wife, nay, and his Child, too, for he has
+got a Boy. Is it not odd to consider one's Cotemporaries in the grave
+light of Husband and Father? There is my lords Sandwich and Halifax,
+they are Statesmen: Do not you remember them dirty boys playing at
+cricket? As for me, I am never a bit the older, nor the bigger, nor
+the wiser than I was then: no, not for having been beyond sea. Pray,
+how are you?...
+
+
+
+To HORACE WALPOLE
+
+_The fate of Selima_
+
+
+Cambridge, 1 _March_, 1747.
+
+As one ought to be particularly careful to avoid blunders in a
+compliment of condolence, it would be a sensible satisfaction to
+me (before I testify my sorrow, and the sincere part I take in your
+misfortune) to know for certain, who it is that I lament. I knew Zara
+and Selima (Selima, was it? or Fatima?) or rather I knew both of them
+together; for I cannot justly say which was which. Then as to your
+handsome Cat, the name you distinguished her by, I am no less at a
+loss, as well knowing one's handsome cat is always the cat one likes
+best; or if one be alive and the other dead, it is usually the latter
+that is the handsomest. Besides, if the point were never so clear, I
+hope you do not think me so ill-bred or so imprudent as to forfeit all
+my interest in the survivor; Oh no! I would rather seem to mistake,
+and to be sure it must be the tabby one that had met with this sad
+accident. Till this affair is a little better determined, you will
+excuse me if I do not begin to cry:
+
+ Tempus inane peto, requiem, spatiumque doloris.
+
+Which interval is the more convenient, as it gives time to rejoice
+with you on your new honours. This is only a beginning; I reckon next
+week we shall hear you are a free-Mason, or a Gormorgon at least.
+Heigh ho! I feel (as you to be sure have done long since) that I have
+very little to say, at least in prose. Somebody will be the better for
+it; I do not mean you, but your Cat, feuë Mademoiselle Selime, whom I
+am about to immortalize for one week or fortnight, as follows.
+
+... There's a poem for you, it is rather too long for an Epitaph.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Publication of the Elegy_
+
+
+Cambridge, 11 _Feb_. 1751.
+
+As you have brought me into a little sort of distress, you must assist
+me, I believe, to get out of it as well as I can. Yesterday I had
+the misfortune of receiving a letter from certain gentlemen (as their
+bookseller expresses it), who have taken the _Magazine of Magazines_
+into their hands. They tell me that an _ingenious_ poem, called
+_Reflections in a Country Churchyard_, has been communicated to them,
+which they are printing forthwith; that they are informed that the
+_excellent_ author of it is I by name, and that they beg not only his
+_indulgence_, but the _honour_ of his correspondence, &c. As I am not
+at all disposed to be either so indulgent, or so correspondent, as
+they desire, I have but one bad way left to escape the honour they
+would inflict upon me; and, therefore, am obliged to desire you would
+make Dodsley print it immediately (which may be done in less than a
+week's time) from your copy, but without my name, in what form is
+most convenient for him, but on his best paper and character; he must
+correct the press himself, and print it without any interval between
+the stanzas, because the sense is in some places continued
+beyond them; and the title must be,--_Elegy, written in a Country
+Churchyard_. If he would add a line or two to say it came into
+his hands by accident, I should like it better. If you behold the
+_Magazine of Magazines_ in the light that I do, you will not refuse to
+give yourself this trouble on my account, which you have taken of your
+own accord before now. If Dodsley do not do this immediately, he may
+as well let it alone.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_At Burnham_
+
+
+[Burnham,] _Sept_. 1737.
+
+I was hindered in my last, and so could not give you all the trouble
+I would have done. The description of a road, which your coach wheels
+have so often honoured, it would be needless to give you; suffice
+it that I arrived safe at my uncle's, who is a great hunter in
+imagination; his dogs take up every chair in the house, so I am forced
+to stand at this present writing; and though the gout forbids him
+galloping after them in the field, yet he continues to regale his ears
+and nose with their comfortable noise and stink. He holds me mighty
+cheap, I perceive, for walking when I should ride, and reading when
+I should hunt. My comfort amidst all this is, that I have at the
+distance of half a mile, through a green lane, a forest (the vulgar
+call it a common) all my own, at least as good as so, for I spy no
+human thing in it but myself. It is a little chaos of mountains and
+precipices; mountains, it is true, that do not ascend much above the
+clouds, nor are the declivities quite so amazing as Dover Cliff; but
+just such hills as people who love their necks as well as I do may
+venture to climb, and crags that give the eye as much pleasure as if
+they were more dangerous. Both vale and hill are covered with most
+venerable beeches, and other very reverend vegetables, that, like most
+other ancient people, are always dreaming out their old stories to the
+winds.
+
+ _And as they bow their hoary tops relate,
+ In murm'ring sounds, the dark decrees of fate;
+ While visions, as poetic eyes avow,
+ Cling to each leaf, and swarm on every bough._
+
+At the foot of one of these squats ME I (_ilpenseroso_), and there
+grow to the trunk for a whole morning. The timorous hare and sportive
+squirrel gambol round me like Adam in Paradise, before he had an Eve;
+but I think he did not use to read Virgil, as I commonly do there.
+In this situation I often converse with my Horace, aloud too, that is
+talk to you, but I do not remember that I ever heard you answer me.
+I beg pardon for taking all the conversation to myself, but it is
+entirely your own fault....
+
+
+
+To THE REV. WILLIAM MASON
+
+_The Laureateship_
+
+
+19 _Dec_. 1757.
+
+DEAR MASON,
+
+Though I very well know the bland emollient saponaceous qualities both
+of sack and silver, yet if any great man would say to me, 'I make you
+Rat-catcher to his Majesty, with a salary of £300 a-year and two butts
+of the best Malaga; and though it has been usual to catch a mouse or
+two, for form's sake, in public once a year, yet to you, sir, we shall
+not stand on these things,' I cannot say I should jump at it; nay, if
+they would drop the very name of the office, and call me Sinecure
+to the King's Majesty, I should feel a little awkward, and think
+everybody I saw smelt a rat about me; but I do not pretend to blame
+any one else that has not the same sensations; for my part, I would
+rather be serjeant trumpeter or pinmaker to the palace. Nevertheless
+I interest myself a little in the history of it, and rather wish
+somebody may accept it who will retrieve the credit of the thing, if
+it be retrieveable, or ever had any credit. Rowe was, I think, the
+last man of character that had it. As to Settle, whom you mention,
+he belonged to my lord mayor, not to the King. Eusden was a person
+of great hopes in his youth, though at last he turned out a drunken
+person. Dryden was as disgraceful to the office from his character,
+as the poorest scribbler could have been from his verses. The office
+itself has always humbled the professor hitherto (even in an age when
+kings were somebody), if he were a poor writer by making him more
+conspicuous, and if he were a good one by setting him at war with the
+little fry of his own profession, for there are poets little enough to
+envy even a poet laureate.
+
+
+
+To DR. WHARTON
+
+_A holiday in Kent_
+
+
+Pembroke College, 26 _Aug_. 1766.
+
+DEAR DOCTOR,
+
+Whatever my pen may do, I am sure my thoughts expatiate nowhere
+oftener, or with more pleasure, than to Old Park. I hope you have made
+my peace with Miss Deborah. It is certain, whether her name were in
+my letter or not, she was as present to my memory as the rest of the
+little family; and I desire you would present her with two kisses
+in my name, and one a piece to all the others; for I shall take the
+liberty to kiss them all (great and small) as you are to be my proxy.
+
+In spite of the rain, which I think continued with very short
+intervals till the beginning of this month, and quite effaced the
+summer from the year, I made a shift to pass May and June, not
+disagreeably, in Kent. I was surprised at the beauty of the road
+to Canterbury, which (I know not why) had not struck me in the same
+manner before. The whole country is a rich and well cultivated garden;
+orchards, cherry grounds, hop grounds, intermixed with corn and
+frequent villages, gentle risings covered with wood, and everywhere
+the Thames and Medway breaking in upon the landscape, with all their
+navigation. It was indeed owing to the bad weather that the whole
+scene was dressed in that tender emerald green, which one usually sees
+only for a fortnight in the opening of Spring; and this continued till
+I left the country. My residence was eight miles east of Canterbury,
+in a little quiet valley on the skirts of Barham Down; in these parts
+the whole soil is chalk, and whenever it holds up, in half an hour
+it is dry enough to walk out. I took the opportunity of three or four
+days fine weather to go into the Isle of Thanet, saw Margate (which
+is Bartholomew Fair by the seaside), Ramsgate, and other places there;
+and so came by Sandwich, Deal, Dover, Folkestone, and Hythe, back
+again. The coast is not like Hartlepool, there are no rocks, but
+only chalky cliffs, of no great height, till you come to Dover. There
+indeed they are noble and picturesque, and the opposite coasts of
+France begin to bound your view, which was left before to range
+unlimited by anything but the horizon; yet it is by no means a
+_shipless_ sea, but everywhere peopled with white sails and vessels of
+all sizes in motion; and take notice (except in the Isle, which is all
+corn fields, and has very little enclosure), there are in all places
+hedgerows and tall trees, even within a few yards of the beach,
+particularly Hythe stands on an eminence covered with wood. I shall
+confess we had fires of a night (aye and a day too) several times even
+in June: but don't go too far and take advantage of this, for it was
+the most untoward year that ever I remember.
+
+Your friend Rousseau (I doubt) grows tired of Mr. Davenport and
+Derbyshire; he has picked a quarrel with David Hume, and writes
+him letters of fourteen pages folio, upbraiding him with all his
+_noirceurs_; take one only as a specimen. He says, that at Calais
+they chanced to sleep in the same room together, and that he overheard
+David talking in his sleep, and saying, '_Ah! je le tiens, ce
+Jean-Jacques là_.' In short (I fear), for want of persecution and
+admiration (for these are his real complaints), he will go back to the
+Continent.
+
+What shall I say to you about the ministry? I am as angry as a
+common council man of London about my Lord Chatham; but a little more
+patient, and will hold my tongue till the end of the year. In the
+meantime I do mutter in secret, and to you, that to quit the House of
+Commons, his natural strength, to sap his own popularity and grandeur
+(which no one but himself could have done) by assuming a foolish
+title; and to hope that he could win by it, and attach to him a court
+that hate him, and will dismiss him as soon as ever they dare, was the
+weakest thing that ever was done by so great a man. Had it not been
+for this, I should have rejoiced at the breach between him and Lord
+Temple, and at the union between him and the Duke of Grafton and
+Mr. Conway: but patience! we shall see! Stonehewer perhaps is in the
+country (for he hoped for a month's leave of absence), and if you see
+him you will learn more than I can tell you.
+
+
+
+
+HORACE WALPOLE
+
+1717-1797
+
+
+
+To RICHARD WEST
+
+_Floods in the Arno_
+
+
+From Florence, _Nov_. 1740.
+
+Child, I am going to let you see your shocking proceedings with us. On
+my conscience, I believe 'tis three months since you wrote to either
+Gray or me. If you had been ill, Ashton would have said so; and if
+you had been dead, the gazettes would have said it. If you had been
+angry,--but that's impossible; how can one quarrel with folks three
+thousand miles off? We are neither divines nor commentators, and
+consequently have not hated you on paper. 'Tis to show that my charity
+for you cannot be interrupted at this distance that I write to you,
+though I have nothing to say, for 'tis a bad time for small news; and
+when emperors and czarinas are dying all up and down Europe, one can't
+pretend to tell you of anything that happens within our sphere. Not
+but that we have our accidents too. If you have had a great wind in
+England, we have had a great water at Florence. We have been trying
+to set out every day, and pop upon you[1] ... It is fortunate that
+we stayed, for I don't know what had become of us! Yesterday, with
+violent rains, there came flouncing down from the mountains such a
+flood that it floated the whole city. The jewellers on the Old Bridge
+removed their commodities, and in two hours after the bridge was
+cracked. The torrent broke down the quays and drowned several
+coach-horses, which are kept here in stables under ground. We were
+moated into our house all day, which is near the Arno, and had the
+miserable spectacles of the ruins that were washed along with the
+hurricane. There was a cart with two oxen not quite dead, and four men
+in it drowned: but what was ridiculous, there came tiding along a
+fat hay-cock, with a hen and her eggs, and a cat. The torrent is
+considerably abated; but we expect terrible news from the country,
+especially from Pisa, which stands so much lower, and nearer the
+sea. There is a stone here, which, when the water overflows, Pisa is
+entirely flooded. The water rose two ells yesterday above that stone.
+Judge!
+
+For this last month we have passed our time but dully, all diversions
+silenced on the Emperor's death, and everybody out of town. I have
+seen nothing but cards and dull pairs of cicisbeos. I have literally
+seen so much of love and pharaoh since being here, that I believe I
+shall never love either again so long as I live. Then I am got into
+a horrid lazy way of a morning. I don't believe I should know seven
+o'clock in the morning again if I was to see it. But I am returning to
+England, and shall grow very solemn and wise! Are you wise? Dear West,
+have pity on one who has done nothing of gravity for these two years,
+and do laugh sometimes. We do nothing else, and have contracted such
+formidable ideas of the good people of England that we are already
+nourishing great black eyebrows and great black beards, and teasing
+our countenances into wrinkles.
+
+[Footnote 1: MS. torn here.]
+
+
+
+To RICHARD BENTLEY
+
+_Pictures and Garrick_
+
+
+Strawberry Hill, 15 _Aug_. 1755.
+
+MY DEAR SIR,
+
+Though I wrote to you so lately, and have certainly nothing new to
+tell you, I can't help scribbling a line to you to-night, as I am
+going to Mr. Rigby's for a week or ten days, and must thank you first
+for the three pictures. One of them charms me, the Mount Orgueil,
+which is absolutely fine; the sea, and shadow upon it, are masterly.
+The other two I don't, at least won't, take for finished. If you
+please, Elizabeth Castle shall be Mr. Müntz's performance: indeed I
+see nothing of you in it. I do reconnoitre you in the Hercules and
+Nessus; but in both, your colours are dirty, carelessly dirty: in
+your distant hills you are improved, and not hard. The figures are too
+large--I don't mean in the Elizabeth Castle, for there they are neat;
+but the centaur, though he dies as well as Garrick can, is outrageous.
+Hercules and Deianira are by no means so: he is sentimental, and she
+most improperly sorrowful. However, I am pleased enough to beg you
+would continue. As soon as Mr. Müntz returns from the Vine, you shall
+have a good supply of colours. In the meantime why give up the good
+old trade of drawing? Have you no Indian ink, no soot-water, no snuff,
+no coat of onion, no juice of anything? If you love me, draw: you
+would if you knew the real pleasure you can give me. I have been
+studying all your drawings; and next to architecture and trees, I
+determine that you succeed in nothing better than animals. Now (as
+the newspapers say) the late ingenious Mr. Seymour is dead, I would
+recommend horses and greyhounds to you. I should think you capable of
+a landscape or two with delicious bits of architecture. I have known
+you execute the light of a torch or lanthorn so well, that if it
+was called Schalken, a housekeeper at Hampton Court or Windsor, or
+a Catherine at Strawberry Hill, would show it, and say it cost ten
+thousand pounds. Nay, if I could believe that you would ever execute
+any more designs I proposed to you, I would give you a hint for a
+picture that struck me t'other day in Péréfixe's _Life of Henry IV_.
+He says, the king was often seen lying upon a common straw-bed among
+the soldiers, with a piece of brown bread in one hand, and a bit
+of charcoal in t'other, to draw an encampment, or town that he was
+besieging. If this is not character and a picture, I don't know what
+is.
+
+I dined to-day at Garrick's: there were the Duke of Grafton, Lord and
+Lady Rochford, Lady Holderness, the crooked Mostyn, and Dabreu the
+Spanish minister; two regents, of which one is lord chamberlain, the
+other groom of the stole; and the wife of a secretary of state. This
+is being _sur un assez bon ton_ for a player! Don't you want to ask me
+how I like him? Do want, and I will tell you.--I like her exceedingly;
+her behaviour is all sense, and all sweetness too. I don't know how,
+he does not improve so fast upon me: there is a great deal of parts,
+and vivacity, and variety, but there is a great deal too of mimicry
+and burlesque. I am very ungrateful, for he flatters me abundantly;
+but unluckily I know it. I was accustomed to it enough when my father
+was first minister: on his fall I lost it all at once: and since that,
+I have lived with Mr. Chute, who is all vehemence; with Mr. Fox, who
+is all disputation; with Sir Charles Williams, who has no time from
+flattering himself; with Gray, who does not hate to find fault with
+me; with Mr. Conway, who is all sincerity; and with you and Mr. Rigby,
+who have always laughed at me in a good-natured way. I don't know how,
+but I think I like all this as well--I beg his pardon, Mr. Raftor does
+flatter me; but I should be a cormorant for praise, if I could swallow
+it whole as he gives it me.
+
+Sir William Yonge, who has been extinct so long, is at last dead; and
+the war, which began with such a flirt of vivacity, is I think gone to
+sleep. General Braddock has not yet sent over to claim the surname of
+Americanus. But why should I take pains to show you in how many ways I
+know nothing?--Why; I can tell it you in one word--why, Mr. Cambridge
+knows nothing!--I wish you good-night!
+
+
+
+To GEORGE, LORD LYTTELTON
+
+_Gray's Odes_
+
+
+Strawberry Hill, 25 _Aug_. 1757.
+
+MY LORD,
+
+It is a satisfaction one can't often receive, to show a thing of
+great merit to a man of great taste. Your Lordship's approbation is
+conclusive, and it stamps a disgrace on the age, who have not given
+themselves the trouble to see any beauties in these _Odes_ of Mr.
+Gray. They have cast their eyes over them, found them obscure, and
+looked no further, yet perhaps no compositions ever had more sublime
+beauties than are in each. I agree with your Lordship in preferring
+the last upon the whole; the three first stanzas and half, down to
+_agonizing King_, are in my opinion equal to anything in any language
+I understand. Yet the three last of the first Ode please me very near
+as much. The description of Shakespeare is worthy Shakespeare: the
+account of Milton's blindness, though perhaps not strictly defensible,
+is very majestic. The character of Dryden's poetry is as animated as
+what it paints. I can even like the epithet _Orient_; as the last is
+the empire of fancy and poesy, I would allow its livery to be erected
+into a colour. I think _blue-eyed Pleasures_ is allowable: when Homer
+gave eyes of what hue he pleased to his Queen-Goddesses, sure Mr. Gray
+may tinge those of their handmaids.
+
+In answer to your Lordship's objection to _many-twinkling_, in that
+beautiful epode, I will quote authority to which you will yield. As
+Greek as the expression is, it struck Mrs. Garrick, and she says, on
+that whole picture, that Mr. Gray is the only poet who ever understood
+dancing.
+
+These faults I think I can defend, and can excuse others; even the
+great obscurity of the latter, for I do not see it in the first; the
+subject of it has been taken for music,--it is the Power and Progress
+of Harmonious Poetry. I think his objection to prefixing a title to it
+was wrong--that Mr. Cooke published an ode with such a title. If the
+Louis the Great, whom Voltaire has discovered in Hungary, had not
+disappeared from history himself, would not Louis Quatorze have
+annihilated him? I was aware that the second would have darknesses,
+and prevailed for the insertion of what notes there are, and would
+have had more. Mr. Gray said, whatever wanted explanation did not
+deserve it, but that sentence was never so far from being an axiom as
+in the present case. Not to mention how he had shackled himself with
+strophe, antistrophe, and epode (yet acquitting himself nobly),
+the nature of prophecy forbade him naming his kings. To me they are
+apparent enough--yet I am far from thinking either piece perfect,
+though with what faults they have, I hold them in the first rank of
+genius and poetry. The second strophe of the first Ode is inexcusable,
+nor do I wonder your Lordship blames it; even when one does understand
+it, perhaps the last line is too turgid. I am not fond of the
+antistrophe that follows. In the second Ode he made some corrections
+for the worse. _Brave Urion_ was originally _stern_: brave is insipid
+and commonplace. In the third antistrophe, _leave me unblessed,
+unpitied_, stood at first, _leave your despairing Caradoc_. But the
+capital faults in my opinion are these--what punishment was it to
+Edward I to hear that his grandson would conquer France? or is so
+common an event as Edward III being deserted on his death-bed, worthy
+of being made part of a curse that was to avenge a nation? I can't
+cast my eye here, without crying out on those beautiful lines that
+follow, _Fair smiles the morn_? Though the images are extremely
+complicated, what painting in the whirlwind, likened to a lion lying
+in ambush for his evening prey, _in grim repose_. Thirst and hunger
+mocking Richard II appear to me too ludicrously like the devils in
+_The Tempest_, that whisk away the banquet from the shipwrecked Dukes.
+From thence to the conclusion of Queen Elizabeth's portrait, which he
+has faithfully copied from Speed, in the passage where she humbled the
+Polish Ambassador, I admire. I can even allow that image of Rapture
+hovering like an ancient grotesque, though it strictly has little
+meaning: but there I take my leave--the last stanza has no beauties
+for me. I even think its obscurity fortunate, for the allusions to
+Spenser, Shakespeare, Milton, are not only weak, but the two last
+returning again, after appearing so gloriously in the first Ode, and
+with so much fainter colours, enervate the whole conclusion.
+
+Your Lordship sees that I am no enthusiast to Mr. Gray: his great
+lustre has not dazzled me, as his obscurity seems to have blinded his
+contemporaries. Indeed, I do not think that they ever admired him,
+except in his Churchyard, though the Eton Ode was far its superior,
+and is certainly not obscure. The Eton Ode is perfect: those of more
+masterly execution have defects, yet not to admire them is total want
+of taste. I have an aversion to tame poetry; at best, perhaps the art
+is the sublimest of the _difficiles nugae_; to measure or rhyme prose
+is trifling without being difficult.
+
+
+
+To GEORGE MONTAGU
+
+_At Lady Suffolk's_
+
+
+Arlington Street, 11 _Jan_. 1764.
+
+It is an age, I own, since I wrote to you; but except politics,
+what was there to send you? and for politics, the present are too
+contemptible to be recorded by anybody but journalists, gazetteers,
+and such historians! The ordinary of Newgate, or Mr.----, who write
+for their monthly half-crown, and who are indifferent whether Lord
+Bute, Lord Melcombe, or Maclean is their hero, may swear they
+find diamonds on dunghills; but you will excuse _me_, if I let our
+correspondence lie dormant rather than deal in such trash. I am forced
+to send Lord Hertford and Sir Horace Mann such garbage, because
+they are out of England, and the sea softens and makes palatable any
+potion, as it does claret; but unless I can divert _you_, I had rather
+wait till we can laugh together; the best employment for friends,
+who do not mean to pick one another's pockets, nor make a property of
+either's frankness. Instead of politics, therefore, I shall amuse you
+to-day with a fairy tale.
+
+I was desired to be at my Lady Suffolk's on New Year's morn, where I
+found Lady Temple and others. On the toilet Miss Hotham spied a small
+round box. She seized it with all the eagerness and curiosity of
+eleven years. In it was wrapped up a heart-diamond ring, and a paper
+in which, in a hand as small as Buckinger's, who used to write the
+Lord's Prayer in the compass of a silver penny, were the following
+lines:
+
+ Sent by a sylph, unheard, unseen,
+ A new-year's gift from Mab our queen:
+ But tell it not, for if you do,
+ You will be pinch'd all black and blue.
+ Consider well, what a disgrace,
+ To show abroad your mottled face:
+ Then seal your lips, put on the ring,
+ And sometimes think of Ob. the King.
+
+You will easily guess that Lady Temple was the poetess, and that we
+were delighted with the genteelness of the thought and execution. The
+child, you may imagine, was less transported with the poetry than the
+present. Her attention, however, was hurried backwards and forwards
+from the ring to a new coat, that she had been trying on when sent for
+down; impatient to revisit her coat, and to show the ring to her maid,
+she whisked upstairs; when she came down again, she found a letter
+sealed, and lying on the floor--new exclamations! Lady Suffolk bade
+her open it: here it is:
+
+ Your tongue, too nimble for your sense,
+ Is guilty of a high offence;
+ Hath introduced unkind debate,
+ And topsy-turvy turn'd our state.
+ In gallantry I sent the ring,
+ The token of a love-sick king:
+ Under fair Mab's auspicious name
+ From me the trifling present came.
+ You blabb'd the news in Suffolk's ear;
+ The tattling zephyrs brought it here,
+ As Mab was indolently laid
+ Under a poppy's spreading shade.
+ The jealous queen started in rage;
+ She kick'd her crown, and beat her page:
+ 'Bring me my magic wand ', she cries;
+ 'Under that primrose, there it lies;
+ I'll change the silly, saucy chit,
+ Into a flea, a louse, a nit,
+ A worm, a grasshopper, a rat,
+ An owl, a monkey, hedgehog, bat.
+ But hold, why not by fairy art
+ Transform the wretch, into--?
+ Ixion once a cloud embraced,
+ By Jove and jealousy well placed;
+ What sport to see proud Oberon stare
+ And flirt it with a--!'
+ Then thrice she stamped the trembling ground,
+ And thrice she waved her wand around;
+ When I, endow'd with greater skill,
+ And less inclined to do you ill,
+ Mutter'd some words, withheld her arm,
+ And kindly stopp'd the unfinish'd charm.
+ But though not changed to owl or bat,
+ Or something more indelicate;
+ Yet, as your tongue has run too fast,
+ Your boasted beauty must not last.
+ No more shall frolic Cupid lie
+ In ambuscade in either eye,
+ From thence to aim his keenest dart
+ To captivate each youthful heart:
+ No more shall envious misses pine
+ At charms now flown, that once were thine:
+ No more, since you so ill behave,
+ Shall injured Oberon be your slave.
+
+There is one word which I could wish had not been there, though it is
+prettily excused afterwards. The next day my Lady Suffolk desired I
+would write her a patent for appointing Lady Temple poet laureate to
+the fairies. I was excessively out of order with a pain in my stomach,
+which I had had for ten days, and was fitter to write verses like
+a poet laureate, than for making one; however, I was going home to
+dinner alone, and at six I sent her some lines, which you ought to
+have seen how sick I was, to excuse; but first, I must tell you my
+tale methodically. The next morning by nine o'clock Miss Hotham (she
+must forgive me twenty years hence for saying she was eleven, for I
+recollect she is but ten) arrived at Lady Temple's, her face and neck
+all spotted with saffron, and limping. 'Oh, madam!' said she, 'I am
+undone for ever if you do not assist me!' 'Lord, child,' cried my Lady
+Temple, 'what is the matter?' thinking she had hurt herself, or lost
+the ring, and that she was stolen out before her aunt was up. 'Oh,
+madam,' said the girl, 'nobody but you can assist me!' My Lady Temple
+protests the child acted her part so well as to deceive her. 'What can
+I do for you?' 'Dear madam, take this load from my back; nobody but
+you can.' Lady Temple turned her round, and upon her back was tied a
+child's waggon. In it were three tiny purses of blue velvet; in one of
+them a silver cup, in another a crown of laurel, and in the third
+four new silver pennies, with the patent, signed at top, 'Oberon
+Imperator'; and two sheets of warrants strung together with blue silk
+according to form; and at top an office seal of wax and a chaplet of
+cut paper on it. The warrants were these:
+
+ From the Royal Mews:
+ A waggon with the draught horses, delivered by
+ command without fee.
+
+ From the Lord Chamberlain's Office:
+ A warrant with the royal sign manual, delivered
+ by command without fee, being first entered
+ in the office books.
+
+ From the Lord Steward's Office:
+ A butt of sack, delivered without fee or gratuity,
+ with an order for returning the cask for the
+ use of the office, by command.
+
+ From the Great Wardrobe:
+ Three velvet bags, delivered without fee, by
+ command.
+
+ From the Treasurer of the Household's Office:
+ A year's salary paid free from land-tax, poundage,
+ or any other deduction whatever, by command.
+
+ From the Jewel Office:
+ A silver butt, a silver cup, a wreath of bays, by
+ command without fee.
+
+Then came the Patent:
+
+ By these presents be it known,
+ To all who bend before our throne,
+ Fays and fairies, elves and sprites,
+ Beauteous dames and gallant knights,
+ That we, Oberon the grand,
+ Emperor of fairy-land,
+ King of moonshine, prince of dreams,
+ Lord of Aganippe's streams,
+ Baron of the dimpled isles
+ That lie in pretty maidens' smiles,
+ Arch-treasurer of all the graces
+ Dispersed through fifty lovely faces,
+ Sovereign of the slipper's order,
+ With all the rites thereon that border,
+ Defender of the sylphic faith,
+ Declare--and thus your monarch saith:
+ Whereas there is a noble dame,
+ Whom mortals Countess Temple name,
+ To whom ourself did erst impart
+ The choicest secrets of our art,
+ Taught her to tune the harmonious line
+ To our own melody divine,
+ Taught her the graceful negligence,
+ Which, scorning art and veiling sense,
+ Achieves that conquest o'er the heart
+ Sense seldom gains, and never art;
+ This lady, 'tis our royal will,
+ Our laureate's vacant seat should fill:
+ A chaplet of immortal bays
+ Shall crown her brow and guard her lays;
+ Of nectar sack an acorn cup
+ Be at her board each year filled up;
+ And as each quarter feast comes round
+ A silver penny shall be found
+ Within the compass of her shoe--
+ And so we bid you all adieu!
+
+Given at our palace of Cowslip Castle, the shortest night of the year.
+
+OBERON.
+
+And underneath,
+
+HOTHAMINA.
+
+How shall I tell you the greatest curiosity of the story? The whole
+plan and execution of the second act was laid and adjusted by my
+Lady Suffolk herself and Will. Chetwynd, Master of the Mint, Lord
+Bolingbroke's Oroonoho-Chetwynd; he fourscore, she past seventy-six;
+and what is more, much worse than I was, for, added to her deafness,
+she has been confined these three weeks with the gout in her eyes, and
+was actually then in misery, and had been without sleep. What
+spirits, and cleverness, and imagination, at that age, and under those
+afflicting circumstances! You reconnoitre her old court knowledge, how
+charmingly she has applied it! Do you wonder I pass so many hours and
+evenings with her? Alas! I had like to have lost her this morning!
+They had poulticed her feet to draw the gout downwards, and began to
+succeed yesterday, but to-day it flew up into her head, and she was
+almost in convulsions with the agony, and screamed dreadfully; proof
+enough how ill she was, for her patience and good breeding make her
+for ever sink and conceal what she feels. This evening the gout has
+been driven back to her foot, and I trust she is out of danger. Her
+loss would be irreparable to me at Twickenham, where she is by far the
+most rational and agreeable company I have....
+
+
+
+To LADY HERVEY
+
+_A quiet life_
+
+
+Strawberry Hill, 11 _June_, 1765.
+
+I am almost as much ashamed, Madam, to plead the true cause of my
+faults towards your ladyship, as to have been guilty of any neglect.
+It is scandalous, at my age, to have been carried backwards and
+forwards to balls and suppers and parties by very young people, as
+I was all last week. My resolutions of growing old and staid are
+admirable: I wake with a sober plan, and intend to pass the day with
+my friends--then comes the Duke of Richmond, and hurries me down to
+Whitehall to dinner--then the Duchess of Grafton sends for me to too
+in Upper Grosvenor Street--before I can get thither, I am begged
+to step to Kensington, to give Mrs. Anne Pitt my opinion about
+a bow-window--after the loo, I am to march back to Whitehall to
+supper--and after that, am to walk with Miss Pelham on the terrace
+till two in the morning, because it is moonlight and her chair is not
+come. All this does not help my morning laziness; and by the time I
+have breakfasted, fed my birds and my squirrels, and dressed, there is
+an auction ready. In short, Madam, this was my life last week, and
+is I think every week, with the addition of forty episodes.--Yet,
+ridiculous as it is, I send it to your ladyship, because I had
+rather you should laugh at me than be angry. I cannot offend you in
+intention, but I fear my sins of omission are equal to a good many
+Christian's. Pray forgive me. I really will begin to be between forty
+and fifty by the time I am fourscore: and I truly believe I shall
+bring my resolutions within compass; for I have not chalked out any
+particular business that will take me above forty years more; so that,
+if I do not get acquainted with the grandchildren of all the present
+age, I shall lead a quiet sober life yet before I die....
+
+
+
+To THE REV. WILLIAM COLE
+
+_Gray's death_
+
+
+Paris, 12 _Aug_. 1771.
+
+DEAR SIR,
+
+I am excessively shocked at reading in the papers that Mr. Gray is
+dead! I wish to God you may be able to tell me it is not true! Yet
+in this painful uncertainty I must rest some days! None of my
+acquaintance are in London. I do not know to whom to apply but to you.
+Alas! I fear in vain! Too many circumstances speak it true! the detail
+is exact;--a second paper arrived by the same post, and does not
+contradict it--and what is worse, I saw him but four or five
+days before I came hither; he had been to Kensington for the air,
+complained of gout flying about him, of sensations of it in his
+stomach, and indeed, thought him changed, and that he looked
+ill--still I had not the least idea of his being in danger.--I started
+up from my chair, when I read the paragraph--a cannon-ball could
+not have surprised me more! The shock but ceased, to give way to my
+concern; and my hopes are too ill founded to mitigate it. If nobody
+has the charity to write to me, my anxiety must continue till the end
+of the month, for I shall set out on my return on the 26th; and unless
+you receive this time enough for your answer to leave London on the
+20th, in the evening, I cannot meet it, till I find it in Arlington
+Street, whither I beg you to direct it.
+
+If the event is but too true, pray add to this melancholy service,
+that of telling me any circumstances you know of his death. Our long,
+very long friendship, and his genius, must endear to me everything
+that relates to him. What writings has he left? Who are his executors?
+I should earnestly wish, if he has destined anything to the public,
+to print it at my press--it would do me honour, and would give me an
+opportunity of expressing what I feel for him. Methinks, as we grow
+old, our only business here is to adorn the graves of our friends, or
+to dig our own.
+
+
+
+To THE REV. WILLIAM MASON
+
+_The quarrel with Gray_
+
+
+2 _March_, 1773.
+
+What shall I say? How shall I thank you for the kind manner in which
+you submit your papers to my correction? But if you are friendly, I
+must be just. I am so far from being dissatisfied, that I must beg to
+shorten your pen, and in that respect only would I wish, with regard
+to myself, to alter your text. I am conscious that in the beginning of
+the differences between Gray and me, the fault was mine. I was
+young, too fond of my own diversions; nay, I do not doubt, too much
+intoxicated by indulgence, vanity, and the insolence of my situation,
+as a prime minister's son, not to have been inattentive to the
+feelings of one, I blush to say it, that I knew was obliged to me;
+of one, whom presumption and folly made me deem not very superior
+in parts, though I have since felt my infinite inferiority to him.
+I treated him insolently. He loved me, and I did not think he did. I
+reproached him with the difference between us, when he acted from the
+conviction of knowing that he was my superior. I often disregarded
+his wish of seeing places, which I would not quit my own amusements to
+visit, though I offered to send him thither without me. Forgive me,
+if I say that his temper was not conciliating, at the same time that I
+will confess to you that he acted a most friendly part, had I had the
+sense to take advantage of it. He freely told me my faults. I declared
+I did not wish to hear them, nor would correct them. You will not
+wonder, that with the dignity of his spirit, and the obstinate
+carelessness of mine, the breach must have widened till we became
+incompatible.
+
+After this confession, I fear you will think I fall short in the
+words I wish to have substituted for some of yours. If you think them
+inadequate to the state of the case, as I own they are, preserve this
+letter, and let some future Sir John Dalrymple produce it to load my
+memory; but I own I do not desire that any ambiguity should aid his
+invention to forge an account for me. If you have no objection, I
+would propose your narrative should run thus ... and contain no more,
+till a proper time shall come for publishing the truth, as I have
+stated it to you. While I am living, it is not pleasant to see my
+private disagreements discussed in magazines and newspapers.
+
+
+
+To THE COUNTESS OF UPPER OSSORY
+
+_Fashionable intelligence_
+
+
+Strawberry Hill, 27 _March_, 1773.
+
+What play makes you laugh very much, and yet is a very wretched
+comedy? Dr. Goldsmith's _She Stoops to Conquer_. Stoops indeed!--so
+she does, that is the Muse; she is draggled up to the knees, and has
+trudged, I believe, from Southwark fair. The whole view of the
+piece is low humour, and no humour is in it. All the merit is in the
+situations, which are comic; the heroine has no more modesty than Lady
+Bridget, and the author's wit is as much _manqué_ as the lady's; but
+some of the characters are well acted, and Woodward speaks a poor
+prologue, written by Garrick, admirably.
+
+You perceive, Madam, that I have boldly sallied to a play; but the
+heat of the house and of this sultry March half killed me, yet I limp
+about as if I was young and pleased. From the play I travelled
+to Upper Grosvenor Street, to Lady Edgecumbe's, supped at Lady
+Hertford's. That Maccaroni rake, Lady Powis, who is just come to her
+estate and spending it, calling in with news of a fire in the Strand
+at past one in the morning, Lady Hertford, Lady Powis, Mrs. Howe, and
+I, set out to see it, and were within an inch of seeing the Adelphi
+buildings burnt to the ground. I was to have gone to the Oratorio
+next night for Miss Linley's sake, but, being engaged to the French
+ambassador's ball afterwards, I thought I was not quite Hercules
+enough for so many labours, and declined the former.
+
+The house was all arbours and bowers, but rather more approaching to
+Calcutta, where so many English were stewed to death; for as the Queen
+would not dis-Maid of Honour herself of Miss Vernon till after the
+Oratorio, the ball-room was not opened till she arrived, and we were
+penned together in the little hall till we could not breathe. The
+quadrilles were very pretty: Mrs. Darner, Lady Sefton, Lady Melbourne,
+and the Princess Czartoriski in blue satin, with blond and _collets
+montés à la reine Elizabeth_; Lord Robert Spencer, Mr. Fitzpatrick,
+Lord Carlisle, and I forget whom, in like dresses with red sashes,
+_derouge_, black hats with diamond loops and a few feathers before,
+began; then the Henri Quatres and Quatresses, who were Lady Craven,
+Miss Minching, the two Misses Vernons, Mr. Storer, Mr. Hanger, the Duc
+de Lauzun, and George Damer, all in white, the men with black hats and
+white feathers napping behind, danced another quadrille, and then both
+quadrilles joined; after which Mrs. Hobart, all in gauze and spangles,
+like a spangle-pudding, a Miss I forget, Lord Edward Bentinck, and
+a Mr. Corbet, danced a _pas-de-quatre_, in which Mrs. Hobart indeed
+performed admirably.
+
+The fine Mrs. Matthews in white, trimmed down all the neck and
+petticoat with scarlet cock's feathers, appeared like a new macaw
+brought from Otaheite; but of all the pretty creatures next to the
+Carrara (who was not there) was Mrs. Bunbury; so that with her I was
+in love till one o'clock, and then came home to bed. The Duchess of
+Queensberry had a round gown of rose-colour, with a man's cape, which,
+with the stomacher and sleeves, was all trimmed with mother-of-pearl
+earrings. This Pindaric gown was a sudden thought to surprise the
+Duke, with whom she had dined in another dress. Did you ever see so
+good a joke?...
+
+Lord Chesterfield was dead before my last letter that foretold his
+death set out. Alas! I shall have no more of his lively sayings,
+Madam, to send you. Oh yes! I have his last: being told of the quarrel
+in Spitalfields, and even that Mrs. F[itzroy] struck Miss P[oole], he
+said, I always thought Mrs. F. a _striking_ beauty.'
+
+Thus, having given away all his wit to the last farthing, he has left
+nothing but some poor witticisms in his will, tying up his heir by
+forfeitures and jokes from going to Newmarket.
+
+I wrote this letter at Strawberry, and find nothing new in town to add
+but a cold north-east that has brought back all our fires and furs.
+Pray tell me a little of your Ladyship's futurity, and whether you
+will deign to pass through London.
+
+
+
+TO THE REV. WILLIAM COLE
+
+_Antiquaries and authors_
+
+
+Arlington Street, 27 _April_, 1773.
+
+... Mr. Gough wants to be introduced to me! Indeed! I would see
+him;... but he is so dull that he would only be troublesome--and
+besides, you know I shun authors, and would never have been one
+myself, if it obliged me to keep such bad company. They are always
+in earnest, and think their profession serious, and will dwell upon
+trifles, and reverence learning. I laugh at all these things, and
+write only to laugh at them, and divert myself. None of us are authors
+of any consequence; and it is the most ridiculous of all vanities to
+be vain of being _mediocre_. A page in a great author humbles me
+to the dust; and the conversation of those that are not superior
+to myself, reminds me of what will be thought of myself. I blush to
+flatter them, or to be flattered by them, and should dread letters
+being published some time or other, in which they would relate our
+interviews, and we should appear like those puny conceited witlings
+in Shenstone's and Hughes's _Correspondence_, who give themselves airs
+from being in possession of the soil of Parnassus for the time being;
+as peers are proud, because they enjoy the estates of great men who
+went before them. Mr. Gough is very welcome to see Strawberry Hill; or
+I would help him to any scraps in my possession, that would assist
+his publications; though he is one of those industrious who are
+only re-burying the dead--but I cannot be acquainted with him. It is
+contrary to my system and my humour; and besides, I know nothing
+of barrows, and Danish intrenchments, and Saxon barbarisms, and
+Phoenician characters--in short, I know nothing of those ages that
+knew nothing--how then should I be of use to modern litterati? All the
+Scotch metaphysicians have sent me their works. I did not read one of
+them, because I do not understand what is not understood by those that
+write about it; and I did not get acquainted with one of the writers.
+I should like to be acquainted with Mr. Anstey, even though he wrote
+Lord Buckhorse, or with the author of the _Heroic Epistle_--I have no
+thirst to know the rest of my contemporaries, from the absurd bombast
+of Dr. Johnson down to the silly Dr. Goldsmith; though the latter
+changeling has had bright gleams of parts, and though the former had
+sense, till he changed it for words, and sold it for a pension. Don't
+think me scornful. Recollect that I have seen Pope, and lived with
+Gray. Adieu!
+
+
+
+TO THE MISS BERRYS
+
+_Their first meeting_
+
+
+Tuesday night, 8 o'clock, 17 _Sept._ 1793.
+
+My beloved spouses,
+
+Whom I love better than Solomon loved his one spouse--or his one
+thousand. I lament that the summer is over; not because of its
+iniquity, but because you two made it so delightful to me, that six
+weeks of gout could not sour it. Pray take care of yourselves--not
+for your own sakes, but for mine; for, as I have just had my quota of
+gout, I may, possibly, expect to see another summer; and, as you allow
+that I do know my own, and when I wish for anything and have it, am
+entirely satisfied, you may depend upon it that I shall be as happy
+with a third summer, if I reach it, as I have been with the two last.
+
+Consider, that I have been threescore years and ten looking for a
+society that I perfectly like; and at last there dropped out of the
+clouds into Lady Herries's room two young gentlewomen, who I so little
+thought were sent thither on purpose for me, that when I was told they
+were the charming Miss Berrys, I would not even go to the side of the
+chamber where they sat. But, as Fortune never throws anything at one's
+head without hitting one, I soon found out that the charming Berrys
+were precisely _ce qu'il me fallait_; and that though young enough to
+be my great-grand-daughters, lovely enough to turn the heads of all
+our youths, and sensible enough, if said youths have any brains, to
+set all their heads to rights again. Yes, sweet damsels, I have found
+that you can bear to pass half your time with an antediluvian, without
+discovering any _ennui_ or disgust; though his greatest merit towards
+you is, that he is not one of those old fools who fancy they are in
+love in their dotage. I have no such vagary; though I am not
+sorry that some folks think I am so absurd, since it frets their
+selfishness.
+
+
+
+
+OLIVER GOLDSMITH
+
+1728-1774
+
+
+
+TO HIS MOTHER
+
+_At Cork_
+
+
+[c. 1751.]
+
+My dear mother,
+
+If you will sit down and calmly listen to what I say, you shall be
+fully resolved in every one of those many questions you have asked me.
+I went to Cork and converted my horse, which you prize so much higher
+than Fiddleback, into cash, took my passage in a ship bound for
+America, and, at the same time, paid the captain for my freight and
+all the other expenses of my voyage. But it so happened that the wind
+did not answer for three weeks; and you know, mother, that I could not
+command the elements. My misfortune was, that, when the wind served, I
+happened to be with a party in the country, and my friend the captain
+never inquired after me, but set sail with as much indifference as if
+I had been on board. The remainder of my time I employed in the city
+and its environs, viewing everything curious; and you know no one can
+starve while he has money in his pocket.
+
+Reduced, however, to my last two guineas, I began to think of my
+dear mother and friends whom I had left behind me, and so bought
+that generous beast Fiddleback, and made adieu to Cork with only five
+shillings in my pocket. This, to be sure, was but a scanty allowance
+for man and horse towards a journey of above a hundred miles; but I
+did not despair, for I knew I must find friends on the road.
+
+I recollected particularly an old and faithful acquaintance I made at
+college, who had often and earnestly pressed me to spend a summer
+with him, and he lived but eight miles from Cork. This circumstance
+of vicinity he would expatiate on to me with peculiar emphasis. 'We
+shall,' says he, 'enjoy the delights of both city and country, and you
+shall command my stable and my purse.'
+
+However, upon the way, I met a poor woman all in tears, who told me
+her husband had been arrested for a debt he was not able to pay, and
+that his eight children must now starve, bereaved as they were of his
+industry, which had been their only support. I thought myself at home,
+being not far from my good friend's house, and therefore parted with
+a moiety of all my store; and pray, mother, ought I not to have given
+her the other half-crown, for what she got would be of little use to
+her? However, I soon arrived at the mansion of my affectionate friend,
+guarded by the vigilance of a huge mastiff, who flew at me, and
+would have torn me to pieces but for the assistance of a woman, whose
+countenance was not less grim than that of the dog; yet she with great
+humanity relieved me from the jaws of this Cerberus, and was prevailed
+on to carry up my name to her master.
+
+Without suffering me to wait long, my old friend, who was then
+recovering from a severe fit of sickness, came down in his nightcap,
+nightgown, and slippers, and embraced me with the most cordial
+welcome, showed me in, and after giving me a history of his
+indisposition, assured me that he considered himself peculiarly
+fortunate in having under his roof the man he most loved on earth, and
+whose stay with him must, above all things, contribute to his perfect
+recovery. I now repented sorely I had not given the poor woman the
+other half-crown, as I thought all my bills of humanity would be
+punctually answered by this worthy man. I revealed to him my whole
+soul; I opened to him all my distresses; and freely owned that I
+had but one half-crown in my pocket; but that now, like a ship after
+weathering out the storm, I considered myself secure in a safe and
+hospitable harbour. He made no answer, but walked about the room,
+rubbing his hands as one in deep study. This I imputed to the
+sympathetic feelings of a tender heart, which increased my esteem for
+him, and as that increased, I gave the most favourable interpretation
+to his silence. I construed it into delicacy of sentiment, as if he
+dreaded to wound my pride by expressing his commiseration in words,
+leaving his generous conduct to speak for itself.
+
+It now approached six o'clock in the evening; and as I had eaten no
+breakfast, and as my spirits were raised, my appetite for dinner grew
+uncommonly keen. At length the old woman came into the room with two
+plates, one spoon, and a dirty cloth which she laid upon the table.
+This appearance, without increasing my spirits, did not diminish my
+appetite. My protectress soon returned with a small bowl of sago, a
+small porringer of sour milk, a loaf of stale brown bread, and
+the heel of an old cheese all over crawling with mites. My friend
+apologized that his illness obliged him to live on slops, and that
+better fare was not in the house; observing, at the same time, that
+a milk diet was certainly the most healthful; and at eight o'clock he
+again recommended a regular life, declaring that for his part he would
+lie down with the lamb and rise with the lark. My hunger was at this
+time so exceedingly sharp that I wished for another slice of the loaf,
+but was obliged to go to bed without even that refreshment.
+
+This lenten entertainment I had received made me resolve to depart as
+soon as possible; accordingly, next morning, when I spoke of going,
+he did not oppose my resolution; he rather commended my design, adding
+some very sage counsel upon the occasion. 'To be sure,' said he, 'the
+longer you stay away from your mother, the more you will grieve her
+and your other friends; and possibly they are already afflicted at
+hearing of this foolish expedition you have made.' Notwithstanding all
+this, and without any hope of softening such a sordid heart, I again
+renewed the tale of my distress, and asking 'how he thought I could
+travel above a hundred miles upon one half-crown?' I begged to borrow
+a single guinea, which I assured him should be repaid with thanks.
+'And you know, sir,' said I, 'it is no more than I have often done for
+you.' To which he firmly answered, 'Why, look you, Mr. Goldsmith, that
+is neither here nor there. I have paid you all you ever lent me, and
+this sickness of mine has left me bare of cash. But I have bethought
+myself of a conveyance for you; sell your horse, and I will furnish
+you with a much better one to ride on.' I readily grasped at his
+proposal, and begged to see the nag; on which he led me to his
+bedchamber, and from under the bed he pulled out a stout oak stick.
+'Here he is,' said he; 'take this in your hand, and it will carry you
+to your mother's with more safety than such a horse as you ride.' I
+was in doubt, when I got it into my hand, whether I should not in the
+first place apply it to his pate; but a rap at the street-door
+made the wretch fly to it, and when I returned to the parlour,
+he introduced me, as if nothing of the kind had happened, to the
+gentleman who entered, as Mr. Goldsmith, his most ingenious and worthy
+friend, of whom he had so often heard him speak with rapture. I could
+scarcely compose myself; and must have betrayed indignation in my mien
+to the stranger, who was a counsellor-at-law in the neighbourhood, a
+man of engaging aspect and polite address.
+
+After spending an hour, he asked my friend and me to dine with him at
+his house. This I declined at first, as I wished to have no further
+communication with my hospitable friend; but at the solicitation of
+both I at last consented, determined as I was by two motives; one,
+that I was prejudiced in favour of the looks and manner of the
+counsellor; and the other, that I stood in need of a comfortable
+dinner. And there, indeed, I found everything that I could wish,
+abundance without profusion, and elegance without affectation. In the
+evening, when my old friend, who had eaten very plentifully at his
+neighbour's table, but talked again of lying down with the lamb, made
+a motion to me for retiring, our generous host requested I should take
+a bed with him, upon which I plainly told my old friend that he might
+go home and take care of the horse he had given me, but that I should
+never re-enter his doors. He went away with a laugh, leaving me to
+add this to the other little things the counsellor already knew of his
+plausible neighbour.
+
+And now, my dear mother, I found sufficient to reconcile me to all
+my follies; for here I spent three whole days. The counsellor had
+two sweet girls to his daughters, who played enchantingly on the
+harpsichord; and yet it was but a melancholy pleasure I felt the first
+time I heard them: for that being the first time also that either of
+them had touched the instrument since their mother's death, I saw
+the tears in silence trickle down their father's cheeks. I every day
+endeavoured to go away, but every day was pressed and obliged to stay.
+On my going, the counsellor offered me his purse, with a horse and
+servant to convey me home; but the latter I declined, and only took a
+guinea to bear my necessary expenses on the road.
+
+
+
+TO ROBERT BRYANTON
+
+_In Scotland_
+
+
+Edinburgh, 26 _Sept._ 1753
+
+MY DEAR BOB,
+
+How many good excuses (and you know I was ever good at an excuse)
+might I call up to vindicate my past shameful silence! I might tell
+how I wrote a long letter on my first coming hither, and seem vastly
+angry at my not receiving an answer; I might allege that business
+(with business you know I was always pestered) had never given me
+time to finger a pen--but I suppress those and twenty more equally
+plausible, and as easily invented, since they might be attended with
+a slight inconvenience of being known to be lies. Let me then speak
+truth. An hereditary indolence (I have it from the mother's side) has
+hitherto prevented my writing to you, and still prevents my writing
+at least twenty-five letters more, due to my friends in Ireland. No
+turnspit dog gets up into his wheel with more reluctance than I sit
+down to write; yet no dog ever loved the roast meat he turns better
+than I do him I now address. Yet what shall I say now I'm entered?
+Shall I tire you with a description of this unfruitful country;
+where I must lead you over their hills all brown with heath, or their
+valleys scarce able to feed a rabbit? Man alone seems to be the only
+creature who has arrived to the natural size in this poor soil. Every
+part of the country presents the same dismal landscape. No grove, nor
+brook, lend their music to cheer the stranger, or make the inhabitants
+forget their poverty. Yet with all these disadvantages, enough to
+call him down to humility, the Scotchman is one of the proudest things
+alive. The poor have pride ever ready to relieve them. If mankind
+should happen to despise them, they are masters of their own
+admiration; and _that_ they can plentifully bestow upon themselves.
+
+From their pride and poverty, as I take it, results one advantage this
+country enjoys; namely, the gentlemen here are much better bred than
+amongst us. No such characters here as our fox-hunters; and they have
+expressed great surprise when I informed them that some men in Ireland
+of one thousand pounds a-year spend their whole lives in running after
+a hare, and drinking to be drunk; and truly, if such a being, equipped
+in his hunting dress, came among a circle of Scotch gentry, they would
+behold him with the same astonishment that a countryman would King
+George on horseback.
+
+The men here have generally high cheek-bones, and are lean and
+swarthy, fond of action, dancing in particular. Though now I mention
+dancing, let me say something of their balls, which are very frequent
+here. When a stranger enters the dancing-hall, he sees one end of
+the room taken up with the ladies, who sit dismally in a group by
+themselves; on the other end stand their pensive partners that are to
+be; but no more intercourse between the sexes than there is between
+two countries at war. The ladies indeed may ogle, and the gentlemen
+sigh; but an embargo is laid on any closer commerce. At length, to
+interrupt hostilities, the lady directress, or intendant, or what you
+will, pitches on a gentleman and lady to walk a minuet; which they
+perform with a formality that approaches to despondence. After five
+or six couple have thus walked the gauntlet, all stand up to country
+dances; each gentleman furnished with a partner from the aforesaid
+lady directress; so they dance much and say nothing, and thus
+concludes our assembly. I told a Scotch gentleman that such profound
+silence resembled the ancient procession of the Roman matrons in
+honour of Ceres; and the Scotch gentleman told me (and, faith, I
+believe he was right) that I was a very great pedant for my pains.
+
+Now I am come to the ladies; and to show that I love Scotland, and
+everything that belongs to so charming a country, I insist on it, and
+will give him leave to break my head that denies it--that the Scotch
+ladies are ten thousand times handsomer and finer than the Irish. To
+be sure, now, I see your sisters Betty and Peggy vastly surprised at
+my partiality, but tell them flatly, I don't value them, or their fine
+skins, or eyes, or good sense, or--, a potato; for I say it, and will
+maintain it, and as a convincing proof (I'm in a very great passion)
+of what I assert, the Scotch ladies say it themselves. But to be less
+serious; where will you find a language so pretty become a pretty
+mouth as the broad Scotch? and the women here speak it in its highest
+purity; for instance, teach one of their young ladies to pronounce
+'Whoar wull I gong?' with a becoming wideness of mouth, and I'll lay
+my life they will wound every hearer.
+
+We have no such character here as a coquet, but alas! how many envious
+prudes! Some days ago I walked into my Lord Kilcoubry's (don't be
+surprised, my lord is but a glover), when the Duchess of Hamilton
+(that fair who sacrificed her beauty to ambition, and her inward peace
+to a title and gilt equipage) passed by in her chariot; her battered
+husband, or more properly the guardian of her charms, sat by her side.
+Straight envy began, in the shape of no less than three ladies who sat
+with me, to find faults in her faultless form.--'For my part,' says
+the first, 'I think what I always thought, that the Duchess has too
+much red in her complexion.' 'Madam, I'm of your opinion,' says the
+second; 'I think her face has a palish cast too much on the delicate
+order.' 'And let me tell you,' adds the third lady, whose mouth was
+puckered up to the size of an issue, 'that the Duchess has fine lips,
+but she wants a mouth.'--At this every lady drew up her lips as if
+going to pronounce the letter P.
+
+But how ill, my Bob, does it become me to ridicule women with whom
+I have scarce any correspondence! There are, 'tis certain, handsome
+women here; and 'tis as certain there are handsome men to keep them
+company. An ugly and a poor man is society for himself; and such
+society the world lets me enjoy in great abundance. Fortune has given
+you circumstances, and nature a person to look charming in the eyes of
+the fair world. Nor do I envy my dear Bob such blessings, while I may
+sit down and laugh at the world and at myself, the most ridiculous
+object in it. But I begin to grow splenetic, and perhaps the fit may
+continue till I receive an answer to this. I know you can't send news
+from Ballymahon, but such as it is, send it all; everything you write
+will be agreeable and entertaining to me.
+
+Has George Conway put up a sign yet; or John Finecly left off drinking
+drams; or Tom Allen got a new wig? But I leave to your own choice what
+to write. While Oliver Goldsmith lives, know you have a friend.
+
+PS.--Give my sincere respects (not compliments, do you mind) to your
+agreeable family, and give my service to my mother, if you see her;
+for, as you express it in Ireland, I have a sneaking kindness for her
+still.
+
+Direct to me,--Student in Physic, in Edinburgh.
+
+
+
+TO HIS UNCLE CONTARINE
+
+_In Holland_,
+
+
+Leyden, _April_ or _May, 1754_.
+
+DEAR SIR,
+
+I suppose by this time I am accused of either neglect or ingratitude,
+and my silence imputed to my usual slowness of writing. But believe
+me, Sir, when I say, that till now I had not an opportunity of sitting
+down with that ease of mind which writing required. You may see by the
+top of the letter that I am at Leyden; but of my journey hither you
+must be informed. Some time after the receipt of your last, I embarked
+for Bordeaux, on board a Scotch ship called the _St. Andrews_, Capt.
+John Wall, master. The ship made a tolerable appearance, and as
+another inducement, I was let to know that six agreeable passengers
+were to be my company. Well, we were but two days at sea when a storm
+drove us into a city of England called Newcastle-upon-Tyne. We all
+went ashore to refresh us after the fatigue of our voyage. Seven men
+and I were one day on shore, and on the following evening as we were
+all very merry, the room door bursts open, enters a sergeant and
+twelve grenadiers with their bayonets screwed, and puts us all under
+the King's arrest. It seems my company were Scotchmen in the French
+service, and had been in Scotland to enlist soldiers for the French
+army. I endeavoured all I could to prove my innocence; however, I
+remained in prison with the rest a fortnight, and with difficulty got
+off even then. Dear Sir, keep this all a secret, or at least say it
+was for debt; for if it were once known at the University, I should
+hardly get a degree. But hear how Providence interposed in my favour;
+the ship was gone on to Bordeaux before I got from prison, and was
+wrecked at the mouth of the Garonne, and every one of the crew were
+drowned. It happened the last great storm. There was a ship at that
+time ready for Holland. I embarked, and in nine days, thank my God, I
+arrived safe at Rotterdam; whence I travelled by land to Leyden; and
+whence I now write.
+
+You may expect some account of this country, and though I am not well
+qualified for such an undertaking, yet shall I endeavour to satisfy
+some part of your expectations. Nothing surprised me more than the
+books every day published, descriptive of the manners of this country.
+Any young man who takes it into his head to publish his travels,
+visits the countries he intends to describe; passes through them with
+as much inattention as his _valet de chambre_; and consequently not
+having a fund himself to fill a volume, he applies to those who wrote
+before him, and gives us the manners of a country, not as he must have
+seen them, but such as they might have been fifty years before. The
+modern Dutchman is quite a different creature from him of former
+times; he in everything imitates a Frenchman but in his easy
+disengaged air, which is the result of keeping polite company.
+The Dutchman is vastly ceremonious, and is perhaps exactly what a
+Frenchman might have been in the reign of Louis XIV. Such are the
+better-bred. But the downright Hollander is one of the oddest figures
+in nature. Upon a head of lank hair he wears a half-cocked narrow hat
+laced with black ribbon: no coat, but seven waistcoats, and nine pairs
+of breeches; so that his hips reach almost up to his armpits. This
+well-clothed vegetable is now fit to see company, or make love. But
+what a pleasing creature is the object of his appetite? Why, she
+wears a large fur cap with a deal of Flanders lace: for every pair of
+breeches he carries, she puts on two petticoats.
+
+A Dutch lady burns nothing about her phlegmatic admirer but his
+tobacco. You must know, Sir, every woman carries in her hand a
+stove with coals in it, which, when she sits, she snugs under her
+petticoats; and at this chimney dozing Strephon lights his pipe. I
+take it that this continual smoking is what gives the man the ruddy
+healthful complexion he generally wears, by draining his superfluous
+moisture, while the woman, deprived of this amusement, overflows with
+such viscidities as tint the complexion, and give that paleness of
+visage which low fenny grounds and moist air conspire to cause. A
+Dutch woman and Scotch will well bear an opposition.
+
+The one is pale and fat, the other lean and ruddy: the one walks as if
+she were straddling after a go-cart, and the other takes too masculine
+a stride. I shall not endeavour to deprive either country of its share
+of beauty; but must say, that of all objects on this earth, an English
+farmer's daughter is most charming. Every woman there is a complete
+beauty, while the higher class of women want many of the requisites to
+make them even tolerable. Their pleasures here are very dull, though
+very various. You may smoke, you may doze; you may go to the
+Italian comedy, as good an amusement as either of the former. This
+entertainment always brings in Harlequin, who is generally a magician,
+and in consequence of his diabolical art performs a thousand tricks on
+the rest of the persons of the drama, who are all fools. I have seen
+the pit in a roar of laughter at this humour, when with his sword he
+touches the glass from which another was drinking. 'Twas not his face
+they laughed at, for that was masked. They must have seen something
+vastly queer in the wooden sword, that neither I, nor you, Sir, were
+you there, could see.
+
+In winter, when their canals are frozen, every house is forsaken, and
+all people are on the ice; sleds, drawn by horses, and skating, are at
+that time the reigning amusements. They have boats here that slide
+on the ice, and are driven by the winds. When they spread all their
+sails, they go more than a mile and a half a minute, and their motion
+is so rapid the eye can scarcely accompany them. Their ordinary manner
+of travelling is very cheap and very convenient: they sail in covered
+boats drawn by horses; and in these you are sure to meet people of all
+nations. Here the Dutch slumber, the French chatter, and the English
+play at cards. Any man who likes company may have them to his taste.
+For my part I generally detached myself from all society, and was
+wholly taken up in observing the face of the country. Nothing can
+equal its beauty; wherever I turn my eye, fine houses, elegant
+gardens, statues, grottos, vistas, presented themselves; but when you
+enter their towns you are charmed beyond description. No misery is to
+be seen here; every one is usefully employed.
+
+Scotland and this country bear the highest contrast. There hills and
+rocks intercept every prospect; here 'tis all a continued plain. There
+you might see a well-dressed duchess issuing from a dirty close; and
+here a dirty Dutchman inhabiting a palace. The Scotch may be compared
+to a tulip planted in dung; but I never see a Dutchman in his own
+house, but I think of a magnificent Egyptian temple dedicated to an
+ox. Physic is by no means here taught so well as in Edinburgh; and
+in all Leyden there are but four British students, owing to all
+necessaries being so extremely dear, and the professors so very lazy
+(the chemical professor excepted), that we don't much care to come
+hither. I am not certain how long my stay here may be; however, I
+expect to have the happiness of seeing you at Kilmore, if I can, next
+March.
+
+Direct to me, if I am honoured with a letter from you, to Madam
+Diallion's at Leyden.
+
+Thou best of men, may Heaven guard and preserve you, and those you
+love.
+
+
+
+TO HIS BROTHER HENRY
+
+_Family matters_
+
+
+1759.
+
+... Imagine to yourself a pale, melancholy visage, with two great
+wrinkles between the eyebrows, with an eye disgustingly severe, and a
+big wig; and you may have a perfect picture of my present appearance.
+On the other hand, I conceive you as perfectly sleek and healthy,
+passing many a happy day among your own children, or those who knew
+you a child.
+
+Since I knew what it was to be a man, this is a pleasure I have not
+known. I have passed my days among a parcel of cool, designing beings,
+and have contracted all their suspicious manner in my own behaviour. I
+should actually be as unfit for the society of my friends at home, as
+I detest that which I am obliged to partake of here. I can now neither
+partake of the pleasure of a revel, nor contribute to raise its
+jollity. I can neither laugh nor drink; have contracted a hesitating,
+disagreeable manner of speaking, and a visage that looks ill-nature
+itself; in short, I have thought myself into a settled melancholy, and
+an utter disgust of all that life brings with it. Whence this romantic
+turn that all our family are possessed with? Whence this love for
+every place and every country but that in which we reside--for every
+occupation but our own? this desire of fortune, and yet this eagerness
+to dissipate? I perceive, my dear sir, that I am at intervals
+for indulging this splenetic manner, and following my own taste,
+regardless of yours.
+
+The reasons you have given me for breeding up your son as a scholar
+are judicious and convincing; I should, however, be glad to know for
+what particular profession he is designed. If he be assiduous and
+divested of strong passions (for passions in youth always lead to
+pleasure), he may do very well in your college; for it must be owned
+that the industrious poor have good encouragement there, perhaps
+better than in any other in Europe. But if he has ambition, strong
+passions, and an exquisite sensibility of contempt, do not send him
+there, unless you have no other trade for him except your own. It is
+impossible to conceive how much may be done by a proper education
+at home. A boy, for instance, who understands perfectly well Latin,
+French, Arithmetic, and the principles of the Civil Law, and can
+write a fine hand, has an education that may qualify him for any
+undertaking; and these parts of learning should be better inculcated,
+let him be designed for whatever calling he will.
+
+Above all things let him never touch a romance or novel; these paint
+beauty in colours more charming than nature, and describe happiness
+that man never tastes. How delusive, how destructive are those
+pictures of consummate bliss! They teach the youthful mind to sigh
+after beauty and happiness that never existed; to despise the little
+good which fortune has mixed in our cup, by expecting more than she
+ever gave; and, in general, take the word of a man who has seen
+the world and who has studied human nature more by experience than
+precept; take my word for it, that books teach us very little of the
+world. The greatest merit in a state of poverty would only serve to
+make the possessor ridiculous--may distress, but cannot relieve him.
+Frugality, and even avarice, in the lower orders of mankind, are
+true ambition. These afford the only ladder for the poor to rise to
+preferment. Teach then, my dear sir, to your son thrift and economy.
+Let his poor wandering uncle's example be placed before his eyes. I
+had learned from books to be disinterested and generous, before I
+was taught from experience the necessity of being prudent. I had
+contracted the habits and notions of a philosopher, while I was
+exposing myself to the insidious approaches of cunning: and often by
+being, even with my narrow finances, charitable to excess, I forgot
+the rules of justice, and placed myself in the very situation of the
+wretch who thanked me for my bounty. When I am in the remotest part of
+the world, tell him this, and perhaps he may improve from my example.
+But I find myself again falling into my gloomy habits of thinking.
+
+My mother, I am informed, is almost blind; even though I had the
+utmost inclination to return home, under such circumstances I could
+not, for to behold her in distress without a capacity of relieving her
+from it, would add much too to my splenetic habit. Your last letter
+was much too short; it should have answered some queries I had made
+in my former. Just sit down as I do, and write forward until you have
+filled all your paper. It requires no thought, at least from the ease
+with which my own sentiments rise when they are addressed to you. For,
+believe me, my head has no share in all I write; my heart dictates the
+whole. Pray give my love to Bob Bryanton, and entreat him from me not
+to drink. My dear sir, give me some account about poor Jenny. Yet her
+husband loves her: if so, she cannot be unhappy.
+
+I know not whether I should tell you--yet why should I conceal those
+trifles, or indeed anything from you? There is a book of mine will be
+published in a few days: the life of a very extraordinary man; no less
+than the great Voltaire. You know already by the title that it is no
+more than a catch-penny. However, I spent but four weeks on the whole
+performance, for which I received twenty pounds. When published, I
+shall take some method of conveying it to you, unless you may think
+it dear of the postage, which may amount to four or five shillings.
+However, I fear you will not find an equivalent of amusement.
+
+Your last letter, I repeat it, was too short; you should have given me
+your opinion of the design of the heroi-comical poem which I sent you.
+You remember I intended to introduce the hero of the poem as lying in
+a paltry ale-house. You may take the following specimen of the manner,
+which I flatter myself is quite original. The room in which he lies
+may be described somewhat this way:
+
+ The window, patched with paper, lent a ray
+ That feebly show'd the state in which he lay;
+ The sandy floor that grits beneath the tread,
+ The humid wall with paltry pictures spread;
+ The game of goose was there exposed to view,
+ And the twelve rules the royal martyr drew;
+ The Seasons, framed with listing, found a place,
+ And Prussia's monarch show'd his lamp-black face.
+ The morn was cold: he views with keen desire
+ A rusty grate, unconscious of a fire;
+ An unpaid reckoning on the frieze was scored,
+ And five crack'd teacups dress'd the chimney board.
+
+And now imagine after his soliloquy, the landlord to make his
+appearance in order to dun him for the reckoning:
+
+ Not with that face, so servile and so gay,
+ That welcomes every stranger that can pay:
+ With sulky eye he smoked the patient man,
+ Then pull'd his breeches tight, and thus began, &c.
+
+All this is taken, you see, from nature. It is a good remark of
+Montaigne's, that the wisest men often have friends with whom they
+do not care how much they play the fool. Take my present follies
+as instances of regard. Poetry is a much easier and more agreeable
+species of composition than prose; and, could a man live by it, it
+were not unpleasant employment to be a poet. I am resolved to leave no
+space, though I should fill it up only by telling you, what you very
+well know already, I mean that I am
+
+Your most affectionate friend and brother.
+
+
+
+
+WILLIAM COWPER
+
+1731-1800
+
+
+
+TO THE REV. JOHN NEWTON
+
+_Escapade of Puss_
+
+
+21 Aug. 1780.
+
+The following occurrence ought not to be passed over in silence, in
+a place where so few notable ones are to be met with. Last Wednesday
+night, while we were at supper, between the hours of eight and nine, I
+heard an unusual noise in the back parlour, as if one of the hares was
+entangled, and endeavouring to disengage herself. I was just going to
+rise from table, when it ceased. In about five minutes, a voice on the
+outside of the parlour door inquired if one of my hares had got
+away. I immediately rushed into the next room, and found that my
+poor favourite Puss had made her escape. She had gnawed in sunder the
+strings of a lattice work, with which I thought I had sufficiently
+secured the window, and which I preferred to any other sort of blind,
+because it admitted plenty of air. From thence I hastened to the
+kitchen, where I saw the redoubtable Thomas Freeman, who told me,
+that having seen her, just after she had dropped into the street, he
+attempted to cover her with his hat, but she screamed out, and leaped
+directly over his head. I then desired him to pursue as fast as
+possible, and added Richard Coleman to the chase, as being nimbler,
+and carrying less weight than Thomas; not expecting to see her again,
+but desirous to learn, if possible, what became of her. In something
+less than an hour, Richard returned, almost breathless, with the
+following account. That soon after he began to run, he left Tom
+behind him, and came in sight of a most numerous hunt of men, women,
+children, and dogs; that he did his best to keep back the dogs, and
+presently outstripped the crowd, so that the race was at last disputed
+between himself and Puss;--she ran right through the town, and down
+the lane that leads to Dropshort; a little before she came to the
+house, he got the start and turned her; she pushed for the town
+again, and soon after she entered it, sought shelter in Mr. Wagstaff's
+tanyard, adjoining to old Mr. Drake's. Sturges's harvest men were
+at supper, and saw her from the opposite side of the way. There she
+encountered the tanpits full of water; and while she was struggling
+out of one pit, and plunging into another, and almost drowned, one of
+the men drew her out by the ears, and secured her. She was then well
+washed in a bucket to get the lime out of her coat, and brought home
+in a sack at ten o'clock.
+
+This frolic cost us four shillings, but you may believe we did not
+grudge a farthing of it. The poor creature received only a little hurt
+in one of her claws, and in one of her ears, and is now almost as well
+as ever.
+
+I do not call this an answer to your letter, but such as it is I send
+it, presuming upon that interest which I know you take in my minutest
+concerns, which I cannot express better than in the words of Terence a
+little varied--_Nihil mei a te alienum putas._
+
+
+
+TO THE REV. WILLIAM UNWIN
+
+_A laugh that hurts nobody_
+
+
+_18 Nov. 1782._
+
+MY DEAR WILLIAM,
+
+... I little thought when I was writing the history of John Gilpin,
+that he would appear in print--I intended to laugh, and to make two
+or three others laugh, of whom you were one. But now all the world
+laughs, at least if they have the same relish for a tale ridiculous in
+itself, and quaintly told, as we have.--Well--they do not always laugh
+so innocently, or at so small an expense--for in a world like this,
+abounding with subjects for satire, and with satirical wits to mark
+them, a laugh that hurts nobody has at least the grace of novelty to
+recommend it. Swift's darling motto was, _Vive la bagatelle_--a good
+wish for a philosopher of his complexion, the greater part of whose
+wisdom, whencesoever it came, most certainly came not from above. _La
+bagatelle_ has no enemy in me, though it has neither so warm a friend,
+nor so able a one, as it had in him. If I trifle, and merely trifle,
+it is because I am reduced to it by necessity--a melancholy, that
+nothing else so effectually disperses, engages me sometimes in the
+arduous task of being merry by force. And, strange as it may seem,
+the most ludicrous lines I ever wrote have been written in the saddest
+mood, and, but for that saddest mood, perhaps had never been written
+at all. To say truth, it would be but a shocking vagary, should
+the mariners on board a ship buffeted by a terrible storm, employ
+themselves in fiddling and dancing; yet sometimes much such a part act
+I....
+
+
+
+To THE REV. JOHN NEWTON
+
+_Village politicians_
+
+
+_26 Jan. 1783._
+
+MY DEAR FRIEND,
+
+It is reported among persons of the best intelligence at Olney--the
+barber, the schoolmaster, and the drummer of a corps quartered at
+this place,--that the belligerent powers are at last reconciled, the
+articles of the treaty adjusted, and that peace is at the door. I saw
+this morning, at nine o'clock, a group of about twelve figures very
+closely engaged in a conference, as I suppose, upon the same subject.
+The scene of consultation was a blacksmith's shed, very comfortably
+screened from the wind, and directly opposed to the morning sun. Some
+held their hands behind them, some had them folded across their bosom,
+and others had thrust them into their breeches pockets. Every man's
+posture bespoke a pacific turn of mind; but the distance being too
+great for their words to reach me, nothing transpired. I am willing,
+however, to hope that the secret will not be a secret long, and that
+you and I, equally interested in the event, though not, perhaps,
+equally well-informed, shall soon have an opportunity to rejoice in
+the completion of it. The powers of Europe have clashed with each
+other to a fine purpose; that the Americans, at length declared
+independent, may keep themselves so, if they can; and that what the
+parties, who have thought proper to dispute upon that point, have
+wrested from each other in the course of the conflict, may be, in the
+issue of it, restored to the proper owner. Nations may be guilty of
+a conduct that would render an individual infamous for ever; and
+yet carry their heads high, talk of their glory, and despise their
+neighbours. Your opinions and mine, I mean our political ones, are
+not exactly of a piece, yet I cannot think otherwise upon this subject
+than I have always done. England, more, perhaps, through the fault of
+her generals, than her councils, has in some instances acted with a
+spirit of cruel animosity she was never chargeable with till now. But
+this is the worst that can be said. On the other hand, the Americans,
+who, if they had contented themselves with a struggle for lawful
+liberty, would have deserved applause, seem to me to have incurred
+the guilt of parricide, by renouncing their parent, by making her ruin
+their favourite object, and by associating themselves with her worst
+enemy, for the accomplishment of their purpose. France, and of course
+Spain, have acted a treacherous, a thievish part. They have stolen
+America from England, and whether they are able to possess themselves
+of that jewel or not hereafter, it was doubtless what they intended.
+Holland appears to me in a meaner light than any of them. They
+quarrelled with a friend for an enemy's sake. The French led them
+by the nose, and the English have threshed them for suffering it.
+My views of the contest being, and having been always such, I have
+consequently brighter hopes for England than her situation some time
+since seemed to justify. She is the only injured party. America may,
+perhaps, call her the aggressor; but if she were so, America has
+not only repelled the injury, but done a greater. As to the rest, if
+perfidy, treachery, avarice, and ambition can prove their cause to
+have been a rotten one, those proofs are found upon them. I think,
+therefore, that whatever scourge may be prepared for England, on some
+future day, her ruin is not yet to be expected. Acknowledge, now, that
+I am worthy of a place under the shed I described, and that I should
+make no small figure among the _quidnuncs_ of Olney....
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Village justice_
+
+
+17 _Nov_. 1783.
+
+MY DEAR FRIEND,
+
+... The country around us is much alarmed with apprehensions of fire.
+Two have happened since that of Olney. One at Hitchin, where the
+damage is said to amount to eleven thousand pounds, and another, at
+a place not far from Hitchin, of which I have not learnt the name.
+Letters have been dropped at Bedford, threatening to burn the town;
+and the inhabitants have been so intimidated, as to have placed a
+guard in many parts of it, several nights past. Some madman or some
+devil has broke loose, who it is to be hoped will pay dear for these
+effusions of his malignity. Since our conflagration here, we have sent
+two women and a boy to the justice, for depredation; Sue Riviss, for
+stealing a piece of beef, which, in her excuse, she said she intended
+to take care of. This lady, whom you will remember, escaped for want
+of evidence; not that evidence was indeed wanting, but our men of
+Gotham judged it unnecessary to send it. With her went the woman I
+mentioned before, who, it seems, has made some sort of profession,
+but upon this occasion allowed herself a latitude of conduct rather
+inconsistent with it, having filled her apron with wearing apparel,
+which she likewise intended to take care of. She would have gone to
+the county gaol, had Billy Raban, the baker's son, who prosecuted,
+insisted on it, but he good-naturedly, though I think weakly,
+interposed in her favour, and begged her off. The young gentleman who
+accompanied these fair ones is the junior son of Molly Boswell. He
+had stolen some iron-work, the property of Griggs, the butcher. Being
+convicted, he was ordered to be whipt, which operation he underwent
+at the cart's tail, from the stone-house to the high arch, and back
+again. He seemed to show great fortitude, but it was all an imposition
+upon the public. The beadle, who performed, had filled his left hand
+with red ochre, through which, after every stroke, he drew the lash
+of his whip, leaving the appearance of a wound upon the skin, but in
+reality not hurting him at all. This being perceived by Mr. Constable
+Hinschcomb, who followed the beadle, he applied his cane, without any
+such management or precaution, to the shoulders of the too merciful
+executioner. The scene immediately became more interesting. The beadle
+could by no means be prevailed upon to strike hard, which provoked the
+constable to still harder; and this double flogging continued, till a
+lass of Silverend, pitying the pitiful beadle thus suffering under the
+hands of the pitiless constable, joined the procession, and placing
+herself immediately behind the latter, seized him by his capillary
+club, and pulling him backwards by the same, slapt his face with a
+most Amazonian fury. This concatenation of events has taken up more of
+my paper than I intended it should, but I could not forbear to inform
+you how the beadle thrashed the thief, the constable the beadle,
+and the lady the constable, and how the thief was the only one who
+suffered nothing. Mr. Teedon has been here, and is gone again. He came
+to thank me for an old pair of breeches. In answer to our inquiries
+after his health, he replied that he had a slow fever, which made
+him take all possible care not to inflame his blood. I admitted
+his prudence, but in his particular instance could not very clearly
+discern the need of it. Pump water will not heat him much; and, to
+speak a little in his own style, more inebriating fluids are to him,
+I fancy, not very attainable. He brought us news, the truth of which,
+however, I do not vouch for, that the town of Bedford was actually on
+fire yesterday, and the flames not extinguished when the bearer of the
+tidings left it.
+
+Swift observes, when he is giving his reasons why the preacher is
+elevated always above his hearers, that let the crowd be as great as
+it will below, there is always room enough overhead. If the French
+philosophers can carry their art of flying to the perfection they
+desire, the observation may be reversed, the crowd will be overhead,
+and they will have most room who stay below. I can assure you,
+however, upon my own experience, that this way of travelling is
+very delightful. I dreamt, a night or two since, that I drove myself
+through the upper regions in a balloon and pair, with the greatest
+ease and security. Having finished the tour I intended, I made a short
+turn, and, with one flourish of my whip, descended; my horses prancing
+and curvetting with an infinite share of spirit, but without the least
+danger, either to me or my vehicle. The time, we may suppose, is at
+hand, and seems to be prognosticated by my dream, when these airy
+excursions will be universal, when judges will fly the circuit,
+and bishops their visitations; and when the tour of Europe will be
+performed with much greater speed, and with equal advantage, by all
+who travel merely for the sake of having it to say that they have made
+it.
+
+I beg that you will accept for yourself and yours our unfeigned love,
+and remember me affectionately to Mr. Bacon, when you see him.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A candidate's visit_
+
+
+29 _March_, 1784.
+
+MY DEAR FRIEND,
+
+It being his majesty's pleasure that I should yet have another
+opportunity to write before he dissolves the parliament, I avail
+myself of it with all possible alacrity. I thank you for your last,
+which was not the less welcome for coming, like an extraordinary
+gazette, at a time when it was not expected.
+
+As when the sea is uncommonly agitated, the water finds its way into
+creeks and holes of rocks, which in its calmer state it never reaches,
+in like manner the effect of these turbulent times is felt even at
+Orchard-side, where in general we live as undisturbed by the political
+element, as shrimps or cockles that have been accidentally deposited
+in some hollow beyond the water mark, by the usual dashing of the
+waves. We were sitting yesterday after dinner, the two ladies and
+myself, very composedly, and without the least apprehension of any
+such intrusion in our snug parlour, one lady knitting, the other
+netting, and the gentleman winding worsted, when to our unspeakable
+surprise a mob appeared before the window; a smart rap was heard at
+the door, the boys halloo'd, and the maid announced Mr. Grenville.
+Puss was unfortunately let out of her box, so that the candidate, with
+all his good friends at his heels, was refused admittance at the grand
+entry, and referred to the back door, as the only possible way of
+approach. Candidates are creatures not very susceptible of affronts,
+and would rather, I suppose, climb in at a window, than be absolutely
+excluded. In a minute, the yard, the kitchen, and the parlour, were
+filled. Mr. Grenville, advancing toward me, shook me by the hand with
+a degree of cordiality that was extremely seducing. As soon as he and
+as many more as could find chairs, were seated, he began to open the
+intent of his visit. I told him I had no vote, for which he readily
+gave me credit. I assured him I had no influence, which he was not
+equally inclined to believe, and the less, no doubt, because Mr.
+Ashburner, the draper, addressing himself to me at this moment,
+informed me that I had a great deal. Supposing that I could not be
+possessed of such a treasure without knowing it, I ventured to confirm
+my first assertion, by saying, that if I had any I was utterly at a
+loss to imagine where it could be, or wherein it consisted. Thus ended
+the conference. Mr. Grenville squeezed me by the hand again, kissed
+the ladies, and withdrew. He kissed likewise the maid in the kitchen,
+and seemed upon the whole a most loving, kissing, kind-hearted
+gentlemen. He has a pair of very good eyes in his head, which not
+being sufficient as it should seem for the many nice and difficult
+purposes of a senator, he has a third also, which he wore suspended by
+a riband from his buttonhole. The boys halloo'd, the dogs barked,
+Puss scampered, the hero, with his long train of obsequious followers,
+withdrew. We made ourselves very merry with the adventure, and in a
+short time settled into our former tranquillity, never probably to be
+thus interrupted more. I thought myself, however, happy in being able
+to affirm truly that I had not that influence for which he sued;
+and which, had I been possessed of it, with my present views of the
+dispute between the Crown and the Commons, I must have refused him,
+for he is on the side of the former. It is comfortable to be of
+no consequence in a world where one cannot exercise any without
+disobliging somebody. The town, however, seems to be much at his
+service, and if he be equally successful throughout the country, he
+will undoubtedly gain his election. Mr. Ashburner perhaps was a little
+mortified, because it was evident that I owed the honour of this visit
+to his misrepresentation of my importance. But had he thought proper
+to assure Mr. Grenville that I had three heads, I should not I suppose
+have been bound to produce them....
+
+
+
+To LADY HESKETH
+
+_An acquaintance reopened_
+
+
+Olney, 9 _Nov_. 1785.
+
+MY DEAREST COUSIN,
+
+Whose last most affectionate letter has run in my head ever since I
+received it, and which I now sit down to answer two days sooner than
+the post will serve me; I thank you for it, and with a warmth for
+which I am sure you will give me credit, though I do not spend
+many words in describing it. I do not seek _new_ friends, not being
+altogether sure that I should find them, but have unspeakable
+pleasure in being still beloved by an old one. I hope that now our
+correspondence has suffered its last interruption, and that we shall
+go down together to the grave, chatting and chirping as merrily as
+such a scene of things as this will permit.
+
+I am happy that my poems have pleased you. My volume has afforded me
+no such pleasure at any time, either while I was writing it, or since
+its publication, as I have derived from yours and my uncle's opinion
+of it. I make certain allowances for partiality, and for that peculiar
+quickness of taste, with which you both relish what you like, and
+after all drawbacks upon those accounts duly made, find myself rich in
+the measure of your approbation that still remains. But above all,
+I honour _John Gilpin_, since it was he who first encouraged you to
+write. I made him on purpose to laugh at, and he served his purpose
+well; but I am now in debt to him for a more valuable acquisition
+than all the laughter in the world amounts to, the recovery of my
+intercourse with you, which is to me inestimable. My benevolent and
+generous Cousin, when I was once asked if I wanted anything, and given
+delicately to understand that the inquirer was ready to supply all
+my occasions, I thankfully and civilly, but positively, declined the
+favour. I neither suffer, nor have suffered, any such inconveniences
+as I had not much rather endure than come under obligations of that
+sort to a person comparatively with yourself a stranger to me. But to
+you I answer otherwise. I know you thoroughly, and the liberality of
+your disposition, and have that consummate confidence in the
+sincerity of your wish to serve me, that delivers me from all awkward
+constraint, and from all fear of trespassing by acceptance. To you,
+therefore, I reply, yes. Whensoever, and whatsoever, and in what
+manner-soever you please; and add moreover, that my affection for the
+giver is such as will increase to me tenfold the satisfaction that I
+shall have in receiving. It is necessary, however, that I should let
+you a little into the state of my finances, that you may not suppose
+them more narrowly circumscribed than they are. Since Mrs. Unwin and
+I have lived at Olney, we have had but one purse, although during the
+whole of that time, till lately, her income was nearly double mine.
+Her revenues indeed are now in some measure reduced, and do not much
+exceed my own; the worst consequence of this is, that we are forced to
+deny ourselves some things which hitherto we have been better able to
+afford, but they are such things as neither life, nor the well-being
+of life, depend upon. My own income has been better than it is,
+but when it was best, it would not have enabled me to live as my
+connexions demanded that I should, had it not been combined with a
+better than itself, at least at this end of the kingdom. Of this I had
+full proof during three months that I spent in lodgings at Huntingdon,
+in which time by the help of good management, and a clear notion of
+economical matters, I contrived to spend the income of a twelvemonth.
+Now, my beloved Cousin, you are in possession of the whole case as it
+stands. Strain no points to your own inconvenience or hurt, for there
+is no need of it, but indulge yourself in communicating (no matter
+what) that you can spare without missing it, since by so doing you
+will be sure to add to the comforts of my life one of the sweetest
+that I can enjoy--a token and proof of your affection.
+
+I cannot believe but that I should know you, notwithstanding all that
+time may have done: there is not a feature of your face, could I meet
+it upon the road, by itself, that I should not instantly recollect.
+I should say that is my Cousin's nose, or those are her lips and her
+chin, and no woman upon earth can claim them but herself. As for me, I
+am a very smart youth of my years; I am not indeed grown grey so much
+as I am grown bald. No matter: there was more hair in the world than
+ever had the honour to belong to me; accordingly having found just
+enough to curl a little at my ears, and to intermix with a little
+of my own that still hangs behind, I appear, if you see me in an
+afternoon, to have a very decent head-dress, not easily distinguished
+from my natural growth, which being worn with a small bag, and a black
+riband about my neck, continues to me the charms of my youth, even on
+the verge of age. Away with the fear of writing too often!
+
+PS. That the view I give you of myself may be complete, I add the two
+following items--That I am in debt to nobody, and that I grow fat.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The kindliness of thanks_
+
+
+30 _Nov_. 1785.
+
+My dearest cousin,
+
+Your kindness reduces me to a necessity (a pleasant one, indeed), of
+writing all my letters in the same terms: always thanks, thanks at
+the beginning, and thanks at the end. It is however, I say, a pleasant
+employment when those thanks are indeed the language of the heart: and
+I can truly add, that there is no person on earth whom I thank with
+so much affection as yourself. You insisted that I should give you my
+genuine opinion of the wine. By the way, it arrived without the least
+damage or fracture, and I finished the first bottle of it this very
+day. It is excellent, and though the wine which I had been used to
+drink was not bad, far preferable to that. The bottles will be in town
+on Saturday. I am enamoured of the desk and its contents before I see
+them. They will be most entirely welcome. A few years since I made
+Mrs. Unwin a present of a snuff-box--a silver one; the purchase was
+made in London by a friend; it is of a size and form that make it
+more fit for masculine than feminine use. She therefore with pleasure
+accepts the box which you have sent--I should say with the greatest
+pleasure. And I, discarding the leathern trunk that I have used so
+long, shall succeed to the possession of hers. She says, Tell Lady
+Hesketh that I truly love and honour her. Now, my Cousin, you may
+depend upon it, as a most certain truth, that these words from her
+lips are not an empty sound. I never in my life heard her profess a
+regard for any one that she felt not. She is not addicted to the use
+of such language upon ordinary occasions; but when she speaks it,
+speaks from the heart. She has baited me this many a day, even as a
+bear is baited, to send for Dr. Kerr. But, as I hinted to you upon
+a former occasion, I am as mulish as most men are, and have hitherto
+most ungallantly refused; but what is to be done now?--If it were
+uncivil not to comply with the solicitations of one lady, to be
+unmoved by the solicitations of two would prove me to be a bear
+indeed. I will, therefore, summon him to consideration of said
+stomach, and its ailments, without delay, and you shall know the
+result.--I have read Goldsmith's _Traveller_ and his _Deserted
+Village_, and am highly pleased with them both, as well for the manner
+in which they are executed, as for their tendency, and the lessons
+that they inculcate.
+
+Mrs. Unwin said to me a few nights since, after supper, 'I have two
+fine fowls in feeding, and just fit for use; I wonder whether I should
+send them to Lady Hesketh?' I replied, Yes, by all means! and I will
+tell you a story that will at once convince you of the propriety of
+doing so. My brother was curate on a time to Mr. Fawkes, of Orpington,
+in Kent: it was when I lived in the Temple. One morning, as I was
+reading by the fireside, I heard a prodigious lumbering at the door. I
+opened it, and beheld a most rural figure, with very dirty boots, and
+a great coat as dirty. Supposing that my great fame as a barrister had
+drawn upon me a client from some remote region, I desired him to walk
+in. He did so, and introduced himself to my acquaintance by telling me
+that he was the farmer with whom my brother lodged at Orpington.
+After this preliminary information he unbuttoned his great coat, and I
+observed a quantity of long feathers projected from an inside pocket.
+He thrust in his hand, and with great difficulty extricated a great
+fat capon. He then proceeded to lighten the other side of him, by
+dragging out just such another, and begged my acceptance of both.
+I sent them to a tavern, where they were dressed, and I with two or
+three friends, whom I invited to the feast, found them incomparably
+better than any fowls we had ever tasted from the London co-ops. Now,
+said I to Mrs. Unwin, it is likely that the fowls at Olney may be as
+good as the fowls at Orpington, therefore send them; for it is not
+possible to make so good a use of them in any other way ... Adieu, my
+faithful, kind, and consolatory friend!
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Arrival of the desk_
+
+
+7 _Dec_. 1785.
+
+My dear cousin,
+
+At this time last night I was writing to you, and now I am writing to
+you again ... My dear, you say not a word about the desk in your last,
+which I received this morning. I infer from your silence that you
+supposed it either at Olney or on its way thither, and that you
+expected nothing so much as that my next would inform you of its safe
+arrival;--therefore, where can it possibly be? I am not absolutely in
+despair about it, for the reasons that I mentioned last night; but to
+say the truth, I stand tottering upon the verge of it. I write, and
+have written these many years, upon a book of maps, which I now begin
+to find too low and too flat, though till I expected a better desk,
+I found no fault with _them_. See and observe how true it is, that
+by increasing the number of our conveniences, we multiply our wants
+exactly in the same proportion! neither can I at all doubt that if you
+were to tell me that all the men in London of any fashion at all, wore
+black velvet shoes with white roses, and should also tell me that you
+would send me such, I should dance with impatience till they arrived.
+Not because I care one farthing of what materials my shoes are made,
+but because any shoes of your sending would interest me from head to
+foot.
+
+_Thursday Evening_.
+
+Oh that this letter had wings, that it might fly to tell you that my
+desk, the most elegant, the compactest, the most commodious desk in
+the world, and of all the desks that ever were or ever shall be,
+the desk that I love the most, is safe arrived. Nay, my dear, it was
+actually at Sherrington, when the wagoner's wife (for the man himself
+was not at home) croaked out her abominable _No_! yet she examined the
+bill of lading, but either did it so carelessly, or as poor Dick Madan
+used to say, with such an _ignorant eye_, that my name escaped her. My
+precious Cousin, you have bestowed too much upon me. I have nothing
+to render you in return, but the affectionate feelings of a heart most
+truly sensible of your kindness. How pleasant it is to write upon such
+a green bank! I am sorry that I have so nearly reached the end of
+my paper. I have now however only room to say that Mrs. Unwin is
+delighted with her box, and bids me do more than thank you for
+it. What can I do more at this distance but say that she loves you
+heartily, and that so do I? The pocket-book is also the completest
+that I ever saw, and the watch-chain the most brilliant.
+
+Adieu for a little while. Now for Homer.
+
+N.B.--I generally write the day before the post sets out, which is
+the thing that puzzles you. I do it that I may secure time for the
+purpose, and may not be hurried. On this very day twenty-two years ago
+I left London.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Anticipations of a visit_
+
+
+Olney, 9 _Feb_. 1786.
+
+MY DEAREST COUSIN,
+
+I have been impatient to tell you that I am impatient to see you
+again. Mrs. Unwin partakes with me in all my feelings upon this
+subject, and longs also to see you. I should have told you so by the
+last post, but have been so completely occupied by this tormenting
+specimen, that it was impossible to do it. I sent the General a letter
+on Monday that should distress and alarm him; I sent him another
+yesterday, that will, I hope, quiet him again. Johnson has apologized
+very civilly for the multitude of his friend's strictures; and his
+friend has promised to confine himself in future to a comparison of
+me with the original, so that, I doubt not, we shall jog on merrily
+together. And now, my dear, let me tell you once more, that your
+kindness in promising us a visit has charmed us both! I shall see you
+again. I shall hear your voice. We shall take walks together. I will
+show you my prospects, the hovel, the alcove, the Ouse and its banks,
+everything that I have described. I anticipate the pleasure of those
+days not very far distant, and feel a part of it at this moment. Talk
+not of an inn! Mention it not for your life! We have never had so many
+visitors, but we could easily accommodate them all, though we have
+received Unwin, and his wife, and his sister, and his son all at once.
+My dear, I will not let you come till the end of May, or beginning
+of June, because before that time my greenhouse will not be ready to
+receive us, and it is the only pleasant room belonging to us. When
+the plants go out, we go in. I line it with mats, and spread the floor
+with mats; and there you shall sit with a bed of mignonette at your
+side, and a hedge of honeysuckles, roses, and jasmine; and I will make
+you a bouquet of myrtle every day. Sooner than the time I mention the
+country will not be in complete beauty.
+
+And I will tell you what you shall find at your first entrance.
+Imprimis, as soon as you have entered the vestibule, if you cast a
+look on either side of you, you shall see on the right hand a box of
+my making. It is the box in which have been lodged all my hares, and
+in which lodges Puss at present; but he, poor fellow, is worn out with
+age, and promises to die before you can see him. On the right
+hand stands a cupboard, the work of the same author; it was once a
+dove-cage, but I transformed it. Opposite to you stands a table,
+which I also made; but a merciless servant having scrubbed it until it
+became paralytic, it serves no purpose now but of ornament; and all
+my clean shoes stand under it. On the left hand, at the farther end
+of this superb vestibule, you will find the door of the parlour,
+into which I will conduct you, and where I will introduce you to Mrs.
+Unwin, unless we should meet her before, and where we will be as happy
+as the day is long. Order yourself, my Cousin, to the Swan at Newport,
+and there you shall find me ready to conduct you to Olney.
+
+My dear, I have told Homer what you say about casks and urns, and have
+asked him whether he is sure that it is a cask in which Jupiter keeps
+his wine. He swears that it is a cask, and that it will never be
+anything better than a cask to eternity. So if the god is content with
+it, we must even wonder at his taste, and be so too.
+
+Adieu! my dearest, dearest Cousin.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Commissions and thanks_
+
+
+The Lodge, 24 _Dec_. 1786.
+
+You must by no means, my dearest Coz, pursue the plan that has
+suggested itself to you on the supposed loss of your letter. In
+the first place I choose that my Sundays, like the Sundays of other
+people, shall be distinguished by something that shall make me look
+forward to them with agreeable expectation, and for that reason desire
+that they may always bring me a letter from you. In the next place,
+if I know when to _expect_ a letter, I know likewise when to _inquire
+after_ a letter, if it happens not to come; a circumstance of some
+importance, considering how excessively careless they are at the Swan,
+where letters are sometimes overlooked, and do not arrive at their
+destination, if no inquiry be made, till some days have passed since
+their arrival at Olney. It has happened frequently to me to receive
+a letter long after all the rest have been delivered, and the Padre
+assured me that Mr. Throckmorton has sent notes three several times to
+Mrs. Marriot, complaining of this neglect. For these reasons, my dear,
+thou must write still on Saturdays, and as often on other days as thou
+pleasest.
+
+The screens came safe, and one of them is at this moment interposed
+between me and the fire, much to the comfort of my peepers. The
+other of them being fitted up with a screw that was useless, I have
+consigned it to proper hands, that it may be made as serviceable
+as its brother. They are very neat, and I account them a great
+acquisition. Our carpenter assures me that the lameness of the chairs
+was not owing to any injury received in their journey, but that the
+maker never properly finished them. They were not high when they came,
+and in order to reduce them to a level, we have lowered them an inch.
+Thou knowest, child, that the short foot could not be lengthened, for
+which reason we shortened the long ones. The box containing the plate
+and the brooms reached us yesterday, and nothing had suffered the
+least damage by the way. Everything is smart, everything is elegant,
+and we admire them all. The short candlesticks are short enough. I am
+now writing with those upon the table; Mrs. U. is reading opposite,
+and they suit us both exactly. With the money that you have in hand,
+you may purchase, my dear, at your most convenient time, a tea-urn;
+that which we have at present having never been handsome, and being
+now old and patched. A parson once, as he walked across the parlour,
+pushed it down with his belly, and it never perfectly recovered
+itself. We want likewise a tea-waiter, meaning, if you please, such
+a one as you may remember to have seen at the Hall, a wooden one.
+To which you may add, from the same fund, three or four yards of
+yard-wide muslin, wherewithal to make neckcloths for my worship. If
+after all these disbursements anything should be left at the bottom
+of the purse, we shall be obliged to you if you will expend it in the
+purchase of silk pocket-handkerchiefs. There, my precious--I think I
+have charged thee with commissions in plenty.
+
+You neither must nor shall deny us the pleasure of sending to you
+such small matters as we do. As to the partridges, you may recollect
+possibly, when I remind you of it, that I never eat them; they refuse
+to pass my stomach; and Mrs. Unwin rejoiced in receiving them only
+because she could pack them away to you--therefore never lay us under
+any embargoes of this kind, for I tell you beforehand, that we are
+both incorrigible. My beloved Cousin, the first thing that I open my
+eyes upon in a morning, is it not the bed in which you have laid me?
+Did you not, in our old dismal parlour at Olney, give me the tea on
+which I breakfast?--the chocolate that I drank at noon, and the table
+at which I dine?--the everything, in short, that I possess in the
+shape of convenience, is it not all from you? and is it possible,
+think you, that we should either of us overlook an opportunity of
+making such a tiny acknowledgement of your kindness? Assure yourself
+that never, while my name is Giles Gingerbread, will I dishonour my
+glorious ancestry, and my illustrious appellation, by so unworthy a
+conduct. I love you at my heart, and so does Mrs. U., and we must say
+thank you, and send you a peppercorn when we can. So thank you, my
+dear, for the brawn and the chine, and for all the good things that
+you announce, and at present I will, for your sake, say no more of
+thanksgiving.
+
+
+
+TO MRS. BODHAM
+
+_His mother's portrait_
+
+
+Weston, 27 _Feb._ 1790.
+
+MY DEAREST ROSE,
+
+Whom I thought withered, and fallen from the stalk, but whom I still
+find alive: nothing could give me greater pleasure than to know it,
+and to hear it from yourself. I loved you dearly when you were a
+child, and love you not a jot the less for having ceased to be so.
+Every creature that bears any affinity to my mother is dear to me, and
+you, the daughter of her brother, are but one remove distant from her:
+I love you, therefore, and love you much, both for her sake, and for
+your own. The world could not have furnished you with a present so
+acceptable to me, as the picture which you have so kindly sent me. I
+received it the night before last, and viewed it with a trepidation of
+nerves and spirits somewhat akin to what I should have felt, had the
+dear original presented herself to my embraces. I kissed it, and hung
+it where it is the last object that I see at night, and, of course,
+the first on which I open my eyes in the morning. She died when I
+completed my sixth year; yet I remember her well, and am an ocular
+witness of the great fidelity of the copy. I remember, too, a
+multitude of the maternal tendernesses which I received from her, and
+which have endeared her memory to me beyond expression. There is in
+me, I believe, more of the Donne than of the Cowper; and though I love
+all of both names, and have a thousand reasons to love those of my own
+name, yet I feel the bond of nature draw me vehemently to your side.
+I was thought in the days of my childhood much to resemble my mother;
+and in my natural temper, of which at the age of fifty-eight I must
+be supposed to be a competent judge, can trace both her, and my late
+uncle, your father. Somewhat of his irritability; and a little,
+I would hope, both of his and of her--I know not what to call it,
+without seeming to praise myself, which is not my intention, but
+speaking to _you_, I will even speak out, and say _good nature_. Add
+to all this, I deal much in poetry, as did our venerable ancestor, the
+Dean of St. Paul's, and I think I shall have proved myself a Donne at
+all points. The truth is, that whatever I am, I love you all.
+
+
+
+
+EDMUND BURKE
+
+1729-1797
+
+
+
+TO MATTHEW SMITH
+
+_First impressions of London_
+
+
+[1750.]
+
+You'll expect some short account of my journey to this great city. To
+tell you the truth, I made very few remarks as I rolled along, for my
+mind was occupied with many thoughts, and my eyes often filled with
+tears, when I reflected on all the dear friends I left behind; yet
+the prospects could not fail to attract the attention of the most
+indifferent: country seats sprinkled round on every side, some in the
+modern taste, some in the style of old De Coverley Hall, all smiling
+on the neat but humble cottage; every village as neat and compact as
+a bee-hive, resounding with the busy hum of industry; and inns like
+palaces.
+
+What a contrast to our poor country, where you'll scarce find a
+cottage ornamented with a chimney! But what pleased me most of all
+was the progress of agriculture, my favourite study, and my favourite
+pursuit, if Providence had blessed me with a few paternal acres.
+
+A description of London and its natives would fill a volume. The
+buildings are very fine: it may be called the sink of vice: but its
+hospitals and charitable institutions, whose turrets pierce the skies
+like so many electrical conductors, avert the wrath of Heaven. The
+inhabitants may be divided into two classes, the _undoers_ and the
+_undone_; generally so, I say, for I am persuaded there are many men
+of honesty and women of virtue in every street. An Englishman is
+cold and distant at first; he is very cautious even in forming an
+acquaintance; he must know you well before he enters into friendship
+with you; but if he does, he is not the first to dissolve that sacred
+bond: in short, a real Englishman is one that performs more than he
+promises; in company he is rather silent, extremely prudent in his
+expressions, even in politics, his favourite topic. The women are not
+quite so reserved; they consult their glasses to the best advantage;
+and as nature is very liberal in her gifts to their persons, and even
+minds, it is not easy for a young man to escape their glances, or to
+shut his ears to their softly flowing accents.
+
+As to the state of learning in this city, you know I have not been
+long enough in it to form a proper judgement of that subject. I don't
+think, however, there is as much respect paid to a man of letters on
+this side of the water as you imagine. I don't find that genius, the
+'rath primrose, which forsaken dies', is patronized by any of the
+nobility, so that writers of the first talents are left to the
+capricious patronage of the public. Notwithstanding discouragement,
+literature is cultivated in a high degree. Poetry raises her
+enchanting voice to Heaven. History arrests the wings of Time in his
+flight to the gulf of oblivion. Philosophy, the queen of arts, and the
+daughter of Heaven, is daily extending her intellectual empire. Fancy
+sports on airy wing like a meteor on the bosom of a summer cloud; and
+even Metaphysics spins her cobwebs, and catches some flies.
+
+The House of Commons not unfrequently exhibits explosions of eloquence
+that rise superior to those of Greece and Rome, even in their
+proudest days. Yet, after all, a man will make more by the figures of
+arithmetic than the figures of rhetoric, unless he can get into the
+trade wind, and then he may sail secure over Pactolean sands. As to
+the stage, it is sunk, in my opinion, into the lowest degree; I
+mean with regard to the trash that is exhibited on it; but I don't
+attribute this to the taste of the audience, for when Shakespeare
+warbles his 'native woodnotes', the boxes, pit, and gallery, are
+crowded--and the gods are true to every word, if properly winged to
+the heart.
+
+Soon after my arrival in town I visited Westminster Abbey: the
+moment I entered I felt a kind of awe pervade my mind which I cannot
+describe; the very silence seemed sacred. Henry VII's chapel is a very
+fine piece of Gothic architecture, particularly the roof; but I am
+told that it is exceeded by a chapel in the University of Cambridge.
+Mrs. Nightingale's monument has not been praised beyond its merit. The
+attitude and expression of the husband in endeavouring to shield his
+wife from the dart of death, is natural and affecting. But I always
+thought that the image of death would be much better represented with
+an extinguished torch inverted, than with a dart. Some would imagine
+that all these monuments were so many monuments of folly;--I don't
+think so; what useful lessons of morality and sound philosophy do
+they not exhibit! When the high-born beauty surveys her face in the
+polished Parian, though dumb the marble, yet it tells her that it was
+placed to guard the remains of as fine a form, and as fair a face as
+her own. They show besides how anxious we are to extend our loves and
+friendships beyond the grave, and to snatch as much as we can from
+oblivion--such is our natural love of immortality; but it is here
+that letters obtain the noblest triumphs; it is here that the swarthy
+daughters of Cadmus may hang their trophies on high; for when all
+the pride of the chisel and the pomp of heraldry yield to the silent
+touches of time, a single line, a half-worn-out inscription, remain
+faithful to their trust. Blest be the man that first introduced these
+strangers into our islands, and may they never want protection or
+merit! I have not the least doubt that the finest poem in the
+English language, I mean Milton's _Il Penseroso_, was composed in the
+long-resounding aisle of a mouldering cloister or ivy'd abbey. Yet
+after all do you know that I would rather sleep in the southern corner
+of a little country churchyard, than in the tomb of the Capulets. I
+should like, however, that my dust should mingle with kindred dust.
+The good old expression 'family burying-ground' has something pleasing
+in it, at least to me.
+
+
+
+To JAMES BARRY
+
+_A friend's infirmities_
+
+
+Gregories, 16 _Sept_. 1769.
+
+MY DEAR BARRY,
+
+I am most exceedingly obliged to your friendship and partiality,
+which attributed a silence very blameable on our parts to a favourable
+cause: let me add in some measure to its true cause, a great deal of
+occupation of various sorts, and some of them disagreeable enough.
+
+As to any reports concerning your conduct and behaviour, you may be
+very sure they could have no kind of influence here; for none of us
+are of such a make as to trust to any one's report for the character
+of a person whom we ourselves know. Until very lately, I had never
+heard anything of your proceedings from others; and when I did, it was
+much less than I had known from yourself, that you had been upon ill
+terms with the artists and virtuosi in Rome, without much mention of
+cause or consequence. If you have improved these unfortunate quarrels
+to your advancement in your art, you have turned a very disagreeable
+circumstance to a very capital advantage. However you may have
+succeeded in this uncommon attempt, permit me to suggest to you, with
+that friendly liberty which you have always had the goodness to bear
+from me, that you cannot possibly have always the same success, either
+with regard to your fortune or your reputation. Depend upon it, that
+you will find the same competitions, the same jealousies, the same
+arts and cabals, the emulations of interest and of fame, and the same
+agitations and passions here that you have experienced in Italy; and
+if they have the same effect on your temper, they will have just the
+same effects upon your interest; and be your merit what it will, you
+will never be employed to paint a picture. It will be the same at
+London as at Rome, and the same in Paris as in London, for the world
+is pretty nearly alike in all its parts; nay, though it would perhaps
+be a little inconvenient to me, I had a thousand times rather you
+should fix your residence in Rome than here, as I should not then have
+the mortification of seeing with my own eyes a genius of the first
+rank lost to the world, himself, and his friends; as I certainly must,
+if you do not assume a manner of acting and thinking here, totally
+different from what your letters from Rome have described to me.
+
+That you have had just subjects of indignation always, and of anger
+often, I do no ways doubt; who can live in the world without some
+trial of his patience? But believe me, my dear Barry, that the arms
+with which the ill dispositions of the world are to be combated, and
+the qualities by which it is to be reconciled to us, and we reconciled
+to it, are moderation, gentleness, a little indulgence to others, and
+a great deal of mistrust of ourselves; which are not qualities of a
+mean spirit, as some may possibly think them; but virtues of a
+great and noble kind, and such as dignify our nature as much as they
+contribute to our repose and fortune; for nothing can be so unworthy
+of a well-composed soul, as to pass away life in bickerings and
+litigations, in snarling and scuffling with every one about us.
+
+Again and again, my dear Barry, we must be at peace with our species;
+if not for their sakes yet very much for our own. Think what my
+feelings must be, from my unfeigned regard, and from my wishes
+that your talents might be of use, when I see what the inevitable
+consequences must be, of your persevering in what has hitherto been
+your course, ever since I knew you, and which you will permit me to
+trace out for you beforehand.
+
+You will come here; you will observe what the artists are doing;
+and you will sometimes speak a disapprobation in plain words, and
+sometimes by a no less expressive silence. By degrees you will produce
+some of your own works. They will be variously criticized; you
+will defend them; you will abuse those that have attacked you;
+expostulations, discussions, letters, possibly challenges, will go
+forward; you will shun your brethren, they will shun you. In the
+meantime, gentlemen will avoid your friendship, for fear of being
+engaged in your quarrels; you will fall into distresses which will
+only aggravate your disposition for further quarrels; you will be
+obliged for maintenance to do anything for anybody; your very talents
+will depart for want of hope and encouragement; and you will go out of
+the world fretted, disappointed, and ruined.
+
+Nothing but my real regard for you could induce me to set these
+considerations in this light before you. Remember, we are born
+to serve and to adorn our country, and not to contend with our
+fellow-citizens, and that in particular your business is to paint and
+not to dispute....
+
+If you think this a proper time to leave Rome (a matter which I
+leave entirely to yourself), I am quite of opinion you ought to go
+to Venice. Further, I think it right to see Florence and Bologna; and
+that you cannot do better than to take that route to Venice. In short,
+do everything that may contribute to your improvement, and I shall
+rejoice to see you what Providence intended you, a very great man.
+This you were, in your _ideas_, before you quitted this; you best know
+how far you have studied, that is, practised the mechanic; despised
+nothing till you had tried it; practised dissections with your own
+hands, painted from nature as well as from the statues, and portrait
+as well as history, and this frequently. If you have done all this,
+as I trust you have, you want nothing but a little prudence, to fulfil
+all our wishes. This, let me tell you, is no small matter; for it is
+impossible for you to find any persons anywhere more truly interested
+for you; to these dispositions attribute everything which may be a
+little harsh in this letter. We are, thank God, all well, and all most
+truly and sincerely yours. I seldom write so long a letter. Take this
+as a sort of proof how much I am, dear Barry, Your faithful friend.
+
+
+
+To LORD AUCKLAND
+
+_An old stag at bay_
+
+
+Beaconsfield, 30 _Oct_. 1795.
+
+My dear Lord,
+
+I am perfectly sensible of the very flattering honour you have done
+me in turning any part of your attention towards a dejected old man,
+buried in the anticipated grave of a feeble old age, forgetting and
+forgotten in an obscure and melancholy retreat.
+
+In this retreat I have nothing relative to this world to do but to
+study all the tranquillity that in the state of my mind I am capable
+of. To that end I find it but too necessary to call to my aid an
+oblivion of most of the circumstances pleasant and unpleasant of my
+life; to think as little, and indeed to know as little as I can of
+everything that is doing about me; and, above all, to divert my mind
+from all presagings and prognostications of what I must (if I let my
+speculations loose) consider as of absolute necessity to happen after
+my death, and possibly even before it. Your address to the public
+which you have been so good as to send to me, obliges me to break in
+upon that plan, and to look a little on what is behind, and very much
+on what is before me. It creates in my mind a variety of thoughts, and
+all of them unpleasant.
+
+It is true, my Lord, what you say, that through our public life,
+we have generally sailed on somewhat different tacks. We have so
+undoubtedly, and we should do so still, if I had continued longer
+to keep the sea. In that difference you rightly observe that I have
+always done justice to your skill and ability as a navigator, and to
+your good intentions towards the safety of the cargo and of the ship's
+company. I cannot say now that we are on different tacks. There would
+be no propriety in the metaphor. I can sail no longer. My vessel
+cannot be said to be even in port. She is wholly condemned and broken
+up. To have an idea of that vessel you must call to mind what you have
+often seen on the Kentish road. Those planks of tough and hardy oak
+that used for years to brave the buffets of the Bay of Biscay, are
+now turned with their warped grain and empty trunnion holes into very
+wretched pales for the enclosure of a wretched farmyard.
+
+The style of your pamphlet, and the eloquence and power of composition
+you display in it, are such as do great honour to your talents; and
+in conveying any other sentiments would give me very great pleasure.
+Perhaps I do not very perfectly comprehend your purpose, and the drift
+of your arguments. If I do not--pray do not attribute my mistake to
+want of candour, but to want of sagacity. I confess your address to
+the public, together with other accompanying circumstances, has filled
+me with a degree of grief and dismay which I cannot find words to
+express. If the plan of politics there recommended, pray excuse my
+freedom, should be adopted by the King's Councils and by the good
+people of this kingdom (as so recommended undoubtedly it will)
+nothing can be the consequence but utter and irretrievable ruin to the
+Ministry, to the Crown, to the succession, to the importance, to the
+independence, to the very existence of this country.
+
+This is my feeble perhaps, but clear, positive, decided, long and
+maturely reflected, and frequently declared opinion, from which all
+the events which have lately come to pass, so far from turning me,
+have tended to confirm beyond the power of alteration, even by your
+eloquence and authority. I find, my dear Lord, that you think some
+persons who are not satisfied with the securities of a Jacobin peace,
+to be persons of intemperate minds. I may be, and I fear I am with you
+in that description: but pray, my Lord, recollect that very few of
+the causes which make men intemperate, can operate upon me. Sanguine
+hopes, vehement desires, inordinate ambition, implacable animosity,
+party attachments, or party interests; all these with me have no
+existence. For myself or for a family (alas! I have none), I have
+nothing to hope or to fear in this world. I am attached by principle,
+inclination, and gratitude to the King, and to the present Ministry.
+
+Perhaps you may think that my animosity to Opposition is the cause of
+my dissent on seeing the politics of Mr. Fox (which while I was in the
+world I combated by every instrument which God had put into my hands,
+and in every situation in which I had taken part), so completely
+adopted in your Lordship's book: but it was with pain I broke with
+that great man for ever in that cause--and I assure you, it is not
+without pain that I differ with your Lordship on the same principles.
+But it is of no concern. I am far below the region of those great and
+tempestuous passions. I feel nothing of the intemperance of mind. It
+is rather sorrow and dejection than anger.
+
+Once more my best thanks for your very polite attention, and do me the
+favour to believe me with the most perfect sentiments of respect
+and regard, my dear Lord, Your Lordship's most obedient and humble
+servant.
+
+
+
+To MARY LEADBEATER
+
+_His last letter[1]_
+
+
+Bath, 23 _May_, 1797.
+
+My dear Mrs. Leadbeater,
+
+I feel as I ought to do your constant hereditary kindness to me and
+mine. What you have heard of my illness is far from exaggerated. I am,
+thank God, alive, and that is all. Hastening to my dissolution, I have
+to bless Providence that I do not suffer a great deal of pain.... Mrs.
+Burke has a tolerable share of health--in every respect except much
+use of her limbs. She remembers your mother's most good-natured
+attentions, as I am sure I do with much gratitude. I have ever been
+an admirer of your talents and virtues, and shall ever wish
+most cordially for everything which can tend to your credit and
+satisfaction. I therefore congratulate you very heartily on the
+birth of your son; and pray remember me to the representative of your
+family, who I hope still keeps up the school of which I have so tender
+a remembrance; though after so long an absence, and so many unpleasant
+events of every kind that have distracted my thoughts, I hardly dare
+ask for any one, not knowing whether they are living or dead, lest I
+should be the means of awakening unpleasant recollections. Believe me
+to be, with the most respectful and affectionate regards, my dear Mrs.
+Leadbeater,
+
+Your faithful friend, and very humble servant.
+
+PS. Pray remember me to Mr. Leadbeater. I have been at Bath these four
+months to no purpose, and am therefore to be removed to my own
+house at Beaconsfield to-morrow, to be nearer to a habitation more
+permanent, humbly and fearfully hoping that my better part may find a
+better mansion.
+
+[Footnote 1: Cp. p. 281.]
+
+
+
+
+EDWARD GIBBON
+
+1737-1794
+
+
+
+To MRS. PORTEN
+
+_His daily life_
+
+
+Lausanne, 27 _Dec._ 1783.
+
+... In speaking of the happiness which I enjoy, you will agree with me
+in giving the preference to a sincere and sensible friend; and though
+you cannot discern the full extent of his merit, you will easily
+believe that Deyverdun is the man. Perhaps two persons so perfectly
+fitted to live together were never formed by nature and education.
+We have both read and seen a great variety of objects; the lights
+and shades of our different characters are happily blended, and
+a friendship of thirty years has taught us to enjoy our mutual
+advantages, and to support our unavoidable imperfections. In love and
+marriage, some harsh sounds will sometimes interrupt the harmony,
+and in the course of time, like our neighbours, we must expect some
+disagreeable moments; but confidence and freedom are the two pillars
+of our union, and I am much mistaken, if the building be not solid and
+comfortable....
+
+In this season I rise (not at four in the morning) but a little before
+eight; at nine I am called from my study to breakfast, which I always
+perform alone, in the English style; and, with the aid of Caplin,
+I perceive no difference between Lausanne and Bentinck Street. Our
+mornings are usually passed in separate studies; we never approach
+each other's door without a previous message, or thrice knocking; and
+my apartment is already sacred and formidable to strangers. I dress at
+half-past one, and at two (an early hour, to which I am not perfectly
+reconciled) we sit down to dinner.... After dinner, and the departure
+of our company, one, two, or three friends, we read together some
+amusing book, or play at chess, or retire to our rooms, or make
+visits, or go to the coffee-house. Between six and seven the
+assemblies begin, and I am oppressed only with their number and
+variety. Whist, at shillings or half-crowns, is the game I generally
+play, and I play three rubbers with pleasure. Between nine and ten we
+withdraw to our bread and cheese, and friendly converse, which sends
+us to bed at eleven; but these sober hours are too often interrupted
+by private or numerous suppers, which I have not the courage to
+resist, though I practise a laudable abstinence at the best furnished
+tables. Such is the skeleton of my life....
+
+
+
+TO LORD SHEFFIELD
+
+_A great work_
+
+
+Lausanne, 20 _Jan._ 1787.
+
+... As long as I do not inform you of my death, you have good grounds
+to believe me alive and well. You have a general, and will soon have a
+more particular idea of my system and arrangement here. One day glides
+away after another in tranquil uniformity. Every object must have
+sides and moments less luminous than others; but, upon the whole, the
+life and the place which I have chosen are most happily adapted to my
+character and circumstances: and I can now repeat, at the end of three
+years, what I soon and sincerely affirmed, that never in a single
+instant have I repented of my scheme of retirement to Lausanne.... And
+though I truly rejoice in my approaching visit to England, Mr. Pitt,
+were he your friend and mine, would not find it an easy task to
+prevent my return....
+
+I am building a great book, which, besides the three stories already
+exposed to the public eye, will have three stories more before we
+reach the roof and battlements. You too have built or altered a great
+Gothic castle with baronial battlements. Did you finish it within the
+time you intended? As that time drew near, did you not find a thousand
+nameless and unexpected works that must be performed; each of them
+calling for a portion of time and labour? and had you not despised,
+nobly despised, the minute diligence of finishing, fitting up, and
+furnishing the apartments, you would have discovered a new train of
+indispensable business. Such, at least, has been my case. A long while
+ago when I contemplated the distant prospect of my work, I gave you
+and myself some hopes of landing in England last autumn; but, alas!
+when autumn grew near, hills began to rise on hills, Alps on Alps, and
+I found my journey far more tedious and toilsome than I had imagined.
+When I look back on the length of the undertaking, and the variety
+of materials, I cannot accuse, or suffer myself to be accused of
+idleness; yet it appeared that unless I doubled my diligence, another
+year, and perhaps more, would elapse before I could embark with my
+complete manuscript. Under these circumstances I took, and am still
+executing, a bold and meritorious resolution. The mornings in winter,
+and in a country of early dinners, are very concise; to them, my usual
+period of study, I now frequently add the evenings, renounce cards
+and society, refuse the most agreeable evenings, or perhaps make my
+appearance at a late supper. By this extraordinary industry, which I
+never practised before, and to which I hope never to be again reduced,
+I see the last part of my _History_ growing apace under my hands; all
+my materials are collected and arranged; I can exactly compute, by
+the square foot, or the square page, all that remains to be done; and
+after concluding text and notes, after a general review of my time
+and my ground, I now can decisively ascertain the final period of the
+_Decline and Fall_, and can boldly promise that I will dine with you
+at Sheffield Place in the month of August, or perhaps of July, in the
+present year; within less than a twelvemonth of the term which I had
+loosely and originally fixed; and perhaps it would not be easy to
+find a work of that size and importance in which the workman has
+so tolerably kept his word with himself and the public. But in this
+situation, oppressed with this particular object, and stealing every
+hour from my amusement, to the fatigue of the pen, and the eyes, you
+will conceive, or you might conceive, how little stomach I have for
+the epistolary style; and that instead of idle, though friendly,
+correspondence, I think it far more agreeable to employ my time in
+the effectual measures that may hasten and exhilarate our personal
+interview....
+
+
+
+
+FRANCES D'ARBLAY
+
+1752-1840
+
+
+
+TO SUSAN BURNEY
+
+_An excited Unknown_
+
+
+Chessington, 5 _July_, 1778.
+
+MY DEAREST SUSY,
+
+Don't you think there must be some wager depending among the little
+curled imps who hover over us mortals, of how much flummery goes to
+turn the head of an authoress? Your last communication very near did
+my business; for, meeting Mr. Crisp ere I had composed myself, I 'tipt
+him such a touch of the heroics' as he has not seen since the time
+when I was so much celebrated for dancing _Nancy Dawson_. I absolutely
+longed to treat him with one of Captain Mirvan's frolics, and to fling
+his wig out of the window. I restrained myself, however, from the
+apprehension that they would imagine I had a universal spite to that
+harmless piece of goods, which I have already been known to treat with
+no little indignity. He would fain have discovered the reason of my
+skittishness; but as I could not tell it him, I was obliged to assure
+him it would be lost time to inquire further into my flights, since
+'true no meaning puzzles more than wit', and therefore, begging the
+favour of him to 'set me down an _ass_', I suddenly retreated.
+
+My dear, dear Dr. Johnson! what a charming man you are! Mrs.
+Cholmondeley, too, I am not merely prepared but determined to admire;
+for really she has shown so much penetration and sound sense of late,
+that I think she will bring about a union between Wit and Judgement,
+though their separation has been so long, and though their meetings
+have been so few.
+
+But, Mrs. Thrale! she--she is the goddess of my idolatry! What an
+_éloge_ is hers!--an _éloge_ that not only delights at first, but
+proves more and more flattering every time it is considered!
+
+I often think, when I am counting my laurels, what a pity it would
+have been had I popped off in my last illness, without knowing what a
+person of consequence I was!--and I sometimes think that, were I now
+to have a relapse, I could never go off with so much _éclat_! I am
+now at the summit of a high hill; my prospects on one side are bright,
+glowing, and invitingly beautiful; but when I turn round, I perceive,
+on the other side, sundry caverns, gulfs, pits, and precipices, that,
+to look at, make my head giddy and my heart sick. I see about me,
+indeed, many hills of far greater height and sublimity; but I have
+not the strength to attempt climbing them; if I move, it must
+be downwards. I have already, I fear, reached the pinnacle of my
+abilities, and therefore to stand still will be my best policy.
+
+But there is nothing under heaven so difficult to do. Creatures who
+are formed for motion _must_ move, however great their inducements to
+forbear. The wisest course I could take, would be to bid an eternal
+adieu to writing; then would the cry be, 'Tis pity she does not go
+on!--she might do something better by and by', &c, &c. _Evelina_, as
+a first and a youthful publication, has been received with the utmost
+favour and lenity; but would a future attempt be treated with the same
+mercy?--no, my dear Susy, quite the contrary; there would not, indeed,
+be the same plea to save it; it would no longer be a young lady's
+_first_ appearance in public; those who have met with less indulgence
+would all peck at any second work; and even those who most encouraged
+the first offspring might prove enemies to the second, by receiving
+it with expectations which it could not answer: and so, between either
+the friends or the foes of the eldest, the second would stand an
+equally bad chance, and a million of flaws which were overlooked in
+the former would be ridiculed as villainous and intolerable blunders
+in the latter.
+
+But, though my eyes ache as I strain them to look forward, the
+temptations before me are almost irresistible; and what you have
+transcribed from Mrs. Thrale may, perhaps, prove my destruction.
+
+So you wish to have some of the sayings of the folks here about _the
+book_? I am sure I owe you all the communications I can possibly give
+you; but I have nothing new to offer, for the same strain prevails
+here as in town; and no one will be so obliging to me as to put in a
+little abuse: so that I fear you will be satiated with the sameness
+of people's remarks. Yet, what can I do? if they _will_ be so
+disagreeable and tiresome as to be all of one mind, how is it to
+be helped? I can only advise you to follow my example, which is, to
+accommodate my philosophy to their insipidity; and in this I have so
+wonderfully succeeded, that I hear their commendations not merely with
+patience but even with a degree of pleasure! Such, my dear Susy, is
+the effect of true philosophy.
+
+You desire Kitty Cooke's remarks in particular. I have none to give
+you, for none can I get. To the serious part she indeed listens, and
+seems to think it may possibly be very fine; but she is quite lost
+when the Branghtons and Madame Duval are mentioned;--she hears their
+speeches very composedly, and as words of course; but when she hears
+them followed by loud bursts of laughter from Hetty, Mr. Crisp, Mrs.
+Gast, and Mr. Burney, she stares with the gravest amazement, and looks
+so aghast, and so distressed to know where the joke can be, that I
+never dare trust myself to look at her for more than an instant. Were
+she to speak her thoughts, I am sure she would ask why such common
+things, that pass every day, should be printed? And all the derision
+with which the party in general treat the Branghtons, I can see she
+feels herself, with a plentiful addition of astonishment, for the
+_author_!
+
+By the way, not a human being here has the most remote suspicion of
+the fact; I could not be more secure, were I literally unknown to
+them. And there is no end to the ridiculous speeches perpetually made
+to me, by all of them in turn, though quite by accident.
+
+'An't you sorry this sweet book is done?' said Mrs. Gast.
+
+A silly little laugh was the answer.
+
+'Ah,' said Patty, ''tis the sweetest book!--don't you think so, Miss
+Burney?'
+
+N.B.--Answer as above.
+
+'Pray, Miss Fan,' says Mrs. Hamilton, 'who wrote it?'
+
+'Really I never heard.'
+
+'Cute enough that, Miss Sukey!'
+
+I desired Hetty to miss the verses; for I can't sit them: and I
+have been obliged to hide the first volume ever since, for fear of
+a discovery. But I don't know how it will end; for Mrs. Gast has
+declared she shall buy it, to take it to Burford with her.
+
+
+
+TO SAMUEL CRISP
+
+_Mrs. Thrale and Dr. Johnson_
+
+
+Streatham, _March_ 1779.
+
+The kindness and honours I meet with from this charming family are
+greater than I can mention; sweet Mrs. Thrale hardly suffers me to
+leave her a moment; and Dr. Johnson is another Daddy Crisp to me, for
+he has a partial goodness to your Fannikin, that has made him sink the
+comparative shortness of our acquaintance, and treat and think of me
+as one who had long laid claim to him.
+
+If you knew these two you would love them, or I don't know you so well
+as I think I do. Dr. Johnson has more fun, and comical humour, and
+love of nonsense about him, than almost anybody I ever saw: I mean
+when with those he likes; for otherwise, he can be as severe and
+as bitter as report relates him. Mrs. Thrale has all that gaiety of
+disposition and lightness of heart, which commonly belong to fifteen.
+We are, therefore, merry enough, and I am frequently seized with the
+same tittering and ridiculous fits as those with which I have so often
+amazed and amused poor Kitty Cooke.
+
+One thing let me not omit of this charming woman, which I believe will
+weigh with you in her favour; her political doctrine is so exactly
+like yours, that it is never started but I exclaim, 'Dear ma'am, if my
+Daddy Crisp was here, I believe between you, you would croak me mad!'
+And this sympathy of horrible foresight not a little contributes to
+incline her to believe the other parts of speech with which I regale
+her concerning you. She wishes very much to know you, and I am sure
+you would hit it off comfortably; but I told her what a vile taste you
+had for shunning all new acquaintance, and shirking almost all your
+old ones. That I may never be among the latter, heartily hopes my dear
+daddy's ever affectionate and obliged, F.B.
+
+
+
+TO MRS. LOCK
+
+_A royal commission_
+
+
+Kew, _April_ 1789.
+
+MY DEAREST FRIENDS,
+
+I have her Majesty's commands to inquire--whether you have any of a
+certain breed of poultry?
+
+N.B.--_What_ breed I do not remember.
+
+And to say she has just received a small group of the same herself.
+
+N.B.--The quantity I have forgotten.
+
+And to add, she is assured they are something very rare and scarce,
+and extraordinary and curious.
+
+N.B.--By _whom_ she was assured I have not heard.
+
+And to subjoin, that you must send word if you have any of the same
+sort.
+
+N.B.--How you are to find that out, I cannot tell.
+
+And to mention, as a corollary, that, if you have none of them, and
+should like to have some, she has a cock and a hen she can spare, and
+will appropriate them to Mr. Lock and my dearest Fredy.
+
+This conclusive stroke so pleased and exhilarated me, that forthwith
+I said you would both be enchanted, and so forgot all the preceding
+particulars.
+
+And I said, moreover, that I knew you would rear them, and cheer them,
+and fondle them like your children.
+
+So now--pray write a very _fair answer_ fairly, in fair hand, and to
+fair purpose.
+
+My Susanna is just now come--so all is fair with my dearest Mr. and
+Mrs. Lock's F.B.
+
+
+
+
+GEORGE CRABBE
+
+1754-1832
+
+
+
+TO MARY LEADBEATER[1]
+
+_The only survivors_
+
+
+Trowbridge, 1st of 12th month, 1816.
+
+MARY LEADBEATER!
+
+Yes, indeed, I do well remember you! Not Leadbeater then, but a pretty
+demure lass, standing a timid auditor while her own verses were read
+by a kind friend, but a keen judge. And I have in my memory your
+father's person and countenance, and you may be sure that my vanity
+retained the compliment which he paid me in the moment when he
+permitted his judgement to slip behind his good humour and desire of
+giving pleasure. Yes, I remember all who were present, and, of
+all, are not you and I the only survivors? It was the day--was it
+not?--when I introduced my wife to my friend. And now both are gone!
+and your father, and Richard Burke, who was present (yet again I must
+ask,--was he not?)--and Mrs. Burke! All departed, and so, by and by,
+they will speak of us. But, in the meantime, it was good of you to
+write, oh, very, very good!
+
+But are you not your father's own daughter? Do you not flatter after
+his manner? How do you know the mischief that you may do in the mind
+of a vain man, who is but too susceptible of praise, even while he is
+conscious of so much to be placed against it? I am glad that you like
+my verses: it would have mortified me much if you had not, for you can
+judge as well as write.... Yours are really very admirable things; and
+the morality is as pure as the literary merit is conspicuous. I am not
+sure that I have read all that you have given us; but what I have read
+has really that rare and almost undefinable quality, genius; that
+is to say, it seizes on the mind and commands attention, and on the
+heart, and compels its feelings.
+
+How could you imagine that I could be otherwise than
+pleased--delighted rather--with your letter? And let me not omit the
+fact that I reply the instant I am at liberty, for I was enrobing
+myself for church. You are a child of simplicity, I know, and do not
+love robing; but you are a pupil of liberality, and look upon such
+things with a large mind, smiling in charity. Well! I was putting on
+the great black gown when my servant--(you see I can be pompous, to
+write of gowns and servants with such familiarity)--when he brought me
+a letter first directed, the words yet legible, to 'George Crabbe,
+at Belvoir Castle', and then by Lord Mendip to the 'Reverend' at
+Trowbridge; and at Trowbridge I hope again to receive these welcome
+evidences of your remembrance, directed in all their simplicity, and
+written, I trust, in all sincerity....
+
+There was a Suffolk family of Alexanders, one of whom you probably
+mean; and as he knew very little of me, I see no reason why he should
+not give me a good character ... If it means, as it generally does,
+that I paid my debts, and was guilty of no glaring world-defying
+immorality--why yes!--I was so far a good character....
+
+But your motive for writing to me was your desire of knowing whether
+my men and women were really existing creatures, or beings of my own
+imagination? Nay, Mary Leadbeater, yours was a better motive; you
+thought that you should give pleasure by writing, and--yet you will
+think me very vain--you felt some pleasure yourself in renewing the
+acquaintance that commenced under such auspices! Am I not right?
+My heart tells me that I am, and hopes that you will confirm it.
+Be assured that I feel a very cordial esteem for the friend of my
+friend,--the virtuous, the worthy character whom I am addressing.
+
+Yes, I will tell you readily about my creatures, whom I endeavoured to
+paint as nearly as I could, and dared; for in some cases I dared not.
+This you will readily admit; besides, charity bade me be cautious.
+Thus far you are correct; there is not one of whom I had not in my
+mind the original; but I was obliged in some cases to take them from
+their real situations, in one or two instances to change even the sex,
+and in many the circumstances. The nearest to real life was the proud
+ostentatious man in _The Borough_, who disguises an ordinary mind by
+doing great things; but the others approach to reality at greater or
+less distances. Indeed, I do not know that I could paint merely
+from my own fancy, and there is no cause why we should. Is there not
+diversity sufficient in society? And who can go, even but a little,
+into the assemblies of our fellow-wanderers from the way of perfect
+rectitude, and not find characters so varied and so pointed that he
+need not call upon his imagination?
+
+Will _you_ not write again? 'Write _to_ thee, or _for_ the public',
+wilt thou not ask? _To_ me and _for_ as many as love and can discern
+the union of strength and simplicity, purity and good sense. _Our_
+feeling and _our_ hearts is the language you can adopt. Alas, _I_
+cannot with propriety use it--_our_ I too could once say; but I am
+alone now; and since my removing into a busy town among the multitude,
+the loneliness is but more apparent and more melancholy. But this
+is only at certain times; and then I have, though at considerable
+distances, six female friends, unknown to each other, but all dear,
+very dear, to me. With men I do not much associate; not as deserting,
+and much less disliking, the male part of society, but as being unfit
+for it; not hardy nor grave, not knowing enough, nor sufficiently
+acquainted with the every-day concerns of men. But my beloved
+creatures have minds with which I can better assimilate ... Think of
+you I must; and of me, I must entreat that you would not be unmindful.
+
+[Footnote 1: Cp. letter, p. 283.]
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Comparisons_
+
+
+Trowbridge, 7 _Sept._ 1818.
+
+A description of your village society would be very gratifying to
+me--how the manners differ from those in larger societies, or in
+those under different circumstances. I have observed an extraordinary
+difference in village manners in England, especially between those
+places otherwise nearly alike, when there was and when there was not
+a leading man, or a squire's family, or a manufactory near, or a
+populous, vitiated town, all these, and many other circumstances have
+great influence. _Your_ quiet village, with such influencing minds,
+I am disposed to think highly of. No one, perhaps, very rich--none
+miserably poor. No girls, from six years to sixteen, sent to a
+factory, where men, women, and children of all ages are continually
+with them breathing contagion. Not all, however: we are not so
+evil--there is a resisting power, and it is strong; but the thing
+itself, the congregation of so many minds, and the intercourse it
+occasions, will have its powerful and visible effect. But these you
+have not; yet, as you mention your schools of both kinds, you must
+be more populous and perhaps not so happy as I was giving myself to
+believe....
+
+The world has not spoiled you, Mary, I do believe: now it has me. I
+have been absorbed in its mighty vortex, and gone into the midst of
+its greatness, and joined in its festivities and frivolities, and been
+intimate with its children. You may like me very well, my kind friend,
+while the purifying water, and your more effectual imagination, is
+between us; but come you to England, or let me be in Ireland, and
+place us where mind becomes acquainted with mind--and then! Ah, Mary
+Leadbeater! you would have done with your friendship with me! Child of
+simplicity and virtue, how can you let yourself be so deceived? Am
+I not a great fat rector, living upon a mighty income, while my poor
+curate starves with six hungry children upon the scraps that fall from
+the luxurious table? Do I not visit that horrible London, and enter
+into its abominable dissipations? Am not I this day going to dine on
+venison and drink claret? Have I not been at election dinners, and
+joined the Babel-confusion of a town hall? Child of simplicity! am I
+fit to be a friend to you, and to the peaceful, mild, pure, and gentle
+people about you? One thing is true--I wish I had the qualification.
+But I am of the world, Mary....
+
+I return all your good wishes, think of you, and with much regard,
+more than, indeed, belongs to _a man of the world_! Still, let me
+be permitted to address thee.--O my dear Mrs. Leadbeater, this is
+so humble that I am afraid it is vain. Well! write soon, then, and
+believe me to be
+
+Most sincerely and affectionately yours.
+
+
+
+
+WILLIAM BLAKE
+
+1757-1827
+
+
+
+TO JOHN FLAXMAN
+
+_Friends 'from eternity'_
+
+
+Felpham, 21 _Sept._ 1800.
+
+Sunday morning.
+
+DEAR SCULPTOR OF ETERNITY,
+
+We are safe arrived at our cottage, which is more beautiful than I
+thought it, and more convenient. It is a perfect model for cottages,
+and I think for palaces of magnificence, only enlarging not altering
+its proportions, and adding ornaments and not principles. Nothing
+can be more grand than its simplicity and usefulness. Simple without
+intricacy, it seems to be the spontaneous expression of humanity,
+congenial to the wants of man. No other formed house can ever please
+me so well, nor shall I ever be persuaded, I believe, that it can be
+improved either in beauty or use.
+
+Mr. Hayley received us with his usual brotherly affection. I have
+begun to work. Felpham is a sweet place for study, because it is
+more spiritual than London. Heaven opens here on all sides her golden
+gates: her windows are not obstructed by vapours; voices of celestial
+inhabitants are more distinctly heard, and their forms more distinctly
+seen; and my cottage is also a shadow of their houses. My wife and
+sister are both well, courting Neptune for an embrace.
+
+Our journey was very pleasant; and though we had a great deal of
+luggage, no grumbling. All was cheerfulness and good humour on the
+road, and yet we could not arrive at our cottage before half-past
+eleven at night, owing to the necessary shifting of our luggage from
+one chaise to another; for we had seven different chaises and as many
+different drivers. We set out between six and seven in the morning of
+Thursday, with sixteen heavy boxes and portfolios full of prints.
+
+And now begins a new life, because another covering of earth is
+shaken off. I am more famed in heaven for my works than I could well
+conceive. In my brain are studies and chambers filled with books and
+pictures of old, which I wrote and painted in ages of eternity
+before my mortal life; and those works are the delight and study of
+archangels. Why then should I be anxious about the riches or fame of
+mortality? The Lord our Father will do for us and with us according to
+His divine will, for our good.
+
+You, O dear Flaxman! are a sublime archangel,--my friend and companion
+from eternity. In the divine bosom is our dwelling-place. I look back
+into the regions of reminiscence, and behold our ancient days before
+this earth appeared in its vegetated mortality to my mortal vegetated
+eyes. I see our houses of eternity which can never be separated,
+though our mortal vehicles should stand at the remotest corners of
+heaven from each other.
+
+Farewell, my best friend! Remember me and my wife in love and
+friendship to our dear Mrs. Flaxman, whom we ardently desire to
+entertain beneath our thatched roof of rusted gold.
+
+
+
+TO THOMAS BUTTS
+
+_Trouble in the path_
+
+
+Felpham, 10 _Jan._ 1802.
+
+Dear Sir,
+
+Your very kind and affectionate letter, and the many kind things you
+have said in it, called upon me for an immediate answer. But it found
+my wife and myself so ill, and my wife so very ill, that till now I
+have not been able to do this duty. The ague and rheumatism have been
+almost her constant enemies, which she has combated in vain almost
+ever since we have been here, and her sickness is always my sorrow,
+of course. But what you tell me about your sight afflicted me not a
+little, and that about your health, in another part of your letter,
+makes me entreat you to take due care of both. It is a part of our
+duty to God and man to take due care of His gifts; and though we ought
+not to think _more_ highly of ourselves, yet we ought to think _as_
+highly of ourselves as immortals ought to think.
+
+When I came down here, I was more sanguine than I am at present;
+but it was because I was ignorant of many things which have since
+occurred, and chiefly the unhealthiness of the place. Yet I do not
+repent of coming on a thousand accounts; and Mr. Hayley, I doubt not,
+will do ultimately all that both he and I wish--that is, to lift me
+out of difficulty. But this is no easy matter to a man who, having
+spiritual enemies of such formidable magnitude, cannot expect to want
+natural hidden ones.
+
+Your approbation of my pictures is a multitude to me, and I doubt not
+that all your kind wishes in my behalf shall in due time be fulfilled.
+Your kind offer of pecuniary assistance I can only thank you for at
+present, because I have enough to serve my present purpose here. Our
+expenses are small, and our income, from our incessant labour, fully
+adequate to these at present. I am now engaged in engraving six small
+plates for a new edition of Mr. Hayley's _Triumphs of Temper_, from
+drawings by Maria Flaxman, sister to my friend the sculptor. And it
+seems that other things will follow in course, if I do but copy these
+well. But patience! If great things do not turn out, it is because
+such things depend on the spiritual and not on the natural world; and
+if it was fit for me, I doubt not that I should be employed in greater
+things; and when it is proper, my talents shall be properly exercised
+in public, as I hope they are now in private. For till then I leave no
+stone unturned, and no path unexplored that leads to improvement in
+my beloved arts. One thing of real consequence I have accomplished by
+coming into the country, which is to me consolation enough: namely,
+I have re-collected all my scattered thoughts on art, and resumed
+my primitive and original ways of execution in both painting and
+engraving, which in the confusion of London I had very much lost and
+obliterated from my mind. But whatever becomes of my labours, I would
+rather that they should be preserved in your greenhouse (not, as you
+mistakenly call it, dunghill) than in the cold gallery of fashion. The
+sun may yet shine, and then they will be brought into open air.
+
+But you have so generously and openly desired that I will divide my
+griefs with you that I cannot hide what it has now become my duty to
+explain. My unhappiness has arisen from a source which, if explored
+too narrowly, might hurt my pecuniary circumstances; as my dependence
+is on engraving at present, and particularly on the engravings I have
+in hand for Mr. Hayley, and I find on all hands great objections to
+my doing anything but the mere drudgery of business, and intimations
+that, if I do not confine myself to this, I shall not live. This has
+always pursued me. You will understand by this the source of all my
+uneasiness. This from Johnson and Fuseli brought me down here, and
+this from Mr. Hayley will bring me back again. For that I cannot live
+without doing my duty to lay up treasures in heaven is certain and
+determined, and to this I have long made up my mind. And why this
+should be made an objection to me, while drunkenness, lewdness,
+gluttony, and even idleness itself, does not hurt other men, let Satan
+himself explain. The thing I have most at heart--more than life, or
+all that seems to make life comfortable without--is the interest of
+true religion and science. And whenever anything appears to affect
+that interest (especially if I myself omit any duty to my station as
+a soldier of Christ), it gives me the greatest of torments. I am not
+ashamed, afraid, or averse to tell you what ought to be told--that I
+am under the direction of messengers from heaven, daily and nightly.
+But the nature of such things is not, as some suppose, without trouble
+or care. Temptations are on the right hand and on the left. Behind,
+the sea of time and space roars and follows swiftly. He who keeps not
+right onwards is lost; and if our footsteps slide in clay, how can we
+do otherwise than fear and tremble? But I should not have troubled you
+with this account of my spiritual state, unless it had been necessary
+in explaining the actual cause of my uneasiness, into which you are so
+kind as to inquire: for I never obtrude such things on others unless
+questioned, and then I never disguise the truth. But if we fear to do
+the dictates of our angels, and tremble at the tasks set before us;
+if we refuse to do spiritual acts because of natural fears or natural
+desires; who can describe the dismal torments of such a state!--I
+too well remember the threats I heard!--'If you, who are organized
+by Divine Providence for spiritual communion, refuse, and bury
+your talent in the earth, even though you should want natural
+bread,--sorrow and desperation pursue you through life, and after
+death shame and confusion of face to eternity. Every one in eternity
+will leave you, aghast at the man who was crowned with glory and
+honour by his brethren, and betrayed their cause to their enemies. You
+will be called the base Judas who betrayed his friend!'--Such words
+would make any stout man tremble, and how then could I be at ease? But
+I am now no longer in that state, and now go on again with my task,
+fearless though my path is difficult. I have no fear of stumbling
+while I keep it.
+
+My wife desires her kindest love to Mrs. Butts, and I have permitted
+her to send it to you also. We often wish that we could unite again
+in society, and hope that the time is not distant when we shall do so,
+being determined not to remain another winter here, but to return to
+London.
+
+ I hear a Voice you cannot hear, that says
+ I must not stay,
+ I see a Hand you cannot see, that beckons
+ me away.
+
+Naked we came here--naked of natural things--and naked we shall
+return: but while clothed with the Divine mercy, we are richly clothed
+in spiritual, and suffer all the rest gladly. Pray, give my love to
+Mrs. Butts and your family.
+
+PS. Your obliging proposal of exhibiting my two pictures likewise
+calls for my thanks; I will finish the others, and then we shall judge
+of the matter with certainty.
+
+
+
+To THE SAME
+
+_The wonderful poem_
+
+
+(Felpham), 25 _April_, 1803.
+
+MY DEAR SIR,
+
+I write in haste, having received a pressing letter from my Brother.
+I intended to have sent the Picture of the _Riposo_, which is nearly
+finished much to my satisfaction, but not quite. You shall have it
+soon. I now send the four numbers for Mr. Birch with best respects to
+him. The reason the _Ballads_ have been suspended is the pressure of
+other business, but they will go on again soon.
+
+Accept of my thanks for your kind and heartening letter. You have
+faith in the endeavours of me, your weak brother and fellow-disciple;
+how great must be your faith in our Divine Master! You are to me
+a lesson of humility, while you exalt me by such distinguishing
+commendations. I know that you see certain merits in me, which, by
+God's grace, shall be made fully apparent and perfect in Eternity.
+In the meantime I must not bury the talents in the earth, but do my
+endeavour to live to the glory of our Lord and Saviour; and I am
+also grateful to the kind hand that endeavours to lift me out of
+despondency, even if it lifts me too high.
+
+And now, my dear Sir, congratulate me on my return to London with the
+full approbation of Mr. Hayley and with promise. But alas! now I may
+say to you--what perhaps I should not dare to say to anyone else--that
+I can alone carry on my visionary studies in London unannoyed, and
+that I may converse with my friends in Eternity, see visions, dream
+dreams, and prophesy and speak parables, unobserved, and at liberty
+from the doubts of other mortals: perhaps doubts proceeding from
+kindness; but doubts are always pernicious, especially when we doubt
+our friends. Christ is very decided on this point: 'He who is not with
+me is against me.' There is no medium or middle state; and if a man is
+the enemy of my spiritual life while he pretends to be the friend of
+my corporeal, he is a real enemy; but the man may be the friend of my
+spiritual life while he seems the enemy of my corporeal, though not
+vice versa.
+
+What is very pleasant, every one who hears of my going to London again
+applauds it as the only course for the interest of all concerned in
+my works; observing that I ought not to be away from the opportunities
+London affords of seeing fine pictures, and the various improvements
+in works of art going on in London.
+
+But none can know the spiritual acts of my three years' slumber on the
+banks of Ocean, unless he has seen them in the spirit, or unless he
+should read my long Poem descriptive of those acts; for I have in
+these years composed an immense number of verses on one grand theme,
+similar to Homer's _Iliad_ or Milton's _Paradise Lost_; the persons
+and machinery entirely new to the inhabitants of earth (some of the
+persons excepted). I have written this Poem from immediate dictation,
+twelve or sometimes twenty or thirty lines at a time, without
+premeditation, and even against my will. The time it has taken in
+writing was thus rendered nonexistent, and an immense Poem exists
+which seems to be the labour of a long life, all produced without
+labour or study. I mention this to show you what I think the grand
+reason of my being brought down here.
+
+I have a thousand and ten thousand things to say to you. My heart
+is full of futurity. I perceive that the sore travail which has been
+given me these three years leads to glory and honour. I rejoice and
+tremble: 'I am fearfully and wonderfully made.' I had been reading the
+CXXXIX Psalm a little before your letter arrived. I take your advice.
+I see the face of my Heavenly Father; He lays His hand upon my head,
+and gives a blessing to all my work. Why should I be troubled? Why
+should my heart and flesh cry out? I will go on in the strength of the
+Lord; through Hell will I sing forth His praises: that the dragons of
+the deep may praise Him, and that those who dwell in darkness, and in
+the sea coasts may be gathered into His Kingdom. Excuse my perhaps too
+great enthusiasm. Please to accept of and give our loves to Mrs. Butts
+and your amiable family, and believe me ever yours affectionately.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The poet and William Hayley_
+
+
+Felpham, 6 _July_, 1803.
+
+... We look forward every day with pleasure toward our meeting again
+in London with those whom we have learned to value by absence no less
+perhaps than we did by presence; for recollection often surpasses
+everything. Indeed, the prospect of returning to our friends is
+supremely delightful. Then, I am determined that Mrs. Butts shall have
+a good likeness of you, if I have hands and eyes left; for I am become
+a likeness-taker, and succeed admirably well. But this is not to be
+achieved without the original sitting before you for every touch, all
+likenesses from memory being necessarily very, very defective; but
+Nature and Fancy are two things, and can never be joined, neither
+ought any one to attempt it, for it is idolatry, and destroys the
+Soul.
+
+I ought to tell you that Mr. H. is quite agreeable to our return,
+and that there is all the appearance in the world of our being fully
+employed in engraving for his projected works, particularly Cowper's
+_Milton_--a work now on foot by subscription, and I understand that
+the subscription goes on briskly. This work is to be a very elegant
+one, and to consist of all Milton's Poems with Cowper's Notes, and
+translations by Cowper from Milton's Latin and Italian poems. These
+works will be ornamented with engravings from designs by Romney,
+Flaxman, and your humble servant, and to be engraved also by
+the last-mentioned. The profits of the work are intended to be
+appropriated to erect a monument to the memory of Cowper in St. Paul's
+or Westminster Abbey. Such is the project; and Mr. Addington and Mr.
+Pitt are both among the subscribers, which are already numerous and of
+the first rank. The price of the work is six guineas. Thus I hope that
+all our three years' trouble ends in good-luck at last, and shall be
+forgot by my affections, and only remembered by my understanding, to
+be a memento in time to come, and to speak to future generations by a
+sublime allegory, which is now perfectly completed into a grand Poem.
+I may praise it, since I dare not pretend to be any other than the
+secretary; the authors are in Eternity. I consider it as the grandest
+Poem that this world contains. Allegory addressed to the
+intellectual powers, while it is altogether hidden from the corporeal
+understanding, is my definition of the most sublime Poetry. It is
+also somewhat in the same manner defined by Plato. This Poem shall,
+by Divine assistance, be progressively printed and ornamented with
+prints, and given to the public. But of this work I take care to say
+little to Mr. H., since he is as much averse to my Poetry as he is to
+a chapter in the Bible. He knows that I have writ it, for I have shown
+it to him, and he has read part by his own desire, and has looked with
+sufficient contempt to enhance my opinion of it. But I do not wish to
+imitate by seeming too obstinate in poetic pursuits. But if all the
+world should set their faces against this, I have orders to set my
+face like a flint (Ezek. iii. 8) against their faces, and my forehead
+against their foreheads.
+
+As to Mr. H., I feel myself at liberty to say as follows upon this
+ticklish subject. I regard fashion in Poetry as little as I do in
+Painting: so, if both Poets and Painters should alternately dislike
+(but I know the majority of them will not), I am not to regard it
+at all. But Mr. H. approves of my Designs as little as he does of my
+Poems, and I have been forced to insist on his leaving me, in both,
+to my own self-will; for I am determined to be no longer pestered with
+his genteel ignorance and polite disapprobation. I know myself both
+Poet and Painter, and it is not his affected contempt that can move to
+anything but a more assiduous pursuit of both arts. Indeed, by my late
+firmness, I have brought down his affected loftiness, and he begins
+to think I have some genius: as if genius and assurance were the same
+thing! But his imbecile attempts to depress me only deserve laughter.
+I say thus much to you, knowing that you will not make a bad use of
+it. But it is a fact too true that, if I had only depended on mortal
+things, both myself and my wife must have been lost. I shall leave
+every one in this country astonished at my patience and forbearance
+of injuries upon injuries; and I do assure you that, if I could have
+returned to London a month after my arrival here, I should have done
+so. But I was commanded by my spiritual friends to bear all and be
+silent, and to go through all without murmuring, and, in fine, to hope
+till my three years should be almost accomplished; at which time I was
+set at liberty to remonstrate against former conduct, and to demand
+justice and truth; which I have done in so effectual a manner that my
+antagonist is silenced completely, and I have compelled what should
+have been of freedom--my just right as an artist and as a man. And
+if any attempt should be made to refuse me this, I am inflexible, and
+will relinquish any engagement of designing at all, unless altogether
+left to my own judgement, as you, my dear friend, have always left me;
+for which I shall never cease to honour and respect you.
+
+When we meet, I will perfectly describe to you my conduct and the
+conduct of others towards me, and you will see that I have laboured
+hard indeed, and have been borne on angels' wings. Till we meet I beg
+of God our Saviour to be with you and me, and yours and mine. Pray
+give my and my wife's love to Mrs. Butts and family, and believe me to
+remain
+
+Yours in truth and sincerity.
+
+
+
+
+MARY LEADBEATER
+
+1758-1826
+
+
+
+TO EDMUND BURKE
+
+_Reply to his last letter_
+
+
+28 _May_, 1797.
+
+With a heart melted to overflowing, I cannot restrain the attempt to
+express my grateful sensations on receiving the greatest, and, alas!
+I fear, the last proof of that unvarying friendship with which our
+ever-loved, our ever-honoured friend has favoured us! I may transgress
+the bounds by intruding at this awful period; but I cannot help it. My
+affection and my sorrow will be excused, I believe, for thou hast ever
+looked kindly and partially upon me, and so has thy beloved wife, with
+whose feelings I sympathize, could that avail. This day's post brought
+me thy letter of the 23rd instant, dictated and signed by thee. Such
+attention, at such a time, and in such a situation! It was like Edmund
+Burke! It was like few others, but it is not bestowed upon hearts who
+do not feel it.--I look back on that friendship formed in the precious
+days of innocent childhood, between thee and my lamented parent.--I
+trace its progress, which is so imprinted on my mind, that I almost
+seem to myself to have been a witness to it.--I see it continue
+unabated, notwithstanding the different sphere of life in which you
+moved, to the period of it;--and may we not hope that there is an
+union of souls beyond the grave? The composure and fortitude displayed
+in thy letter, is the greatest consolation we could receive with the
+tidings it conveyed of thy health. Since thou dost not allow us to
+hope for its restoration, we will hope better things than is in the
+power of this world to bestow.--My mother appears to decline, and
+looks to the end of her race as near. All the other branches of
+this family, I believe, are well in health. My brother continues
+the school, which, I believe, was never in higher estimation than at
+present. My husband regrets very much that he never shared with us
+the pleasure of a personal acquaintance with thee. We all unite in
+cordial, unaffected love to thee. I thought I would say how we were,
+believing thou would be pleased to hear of our welfare, though how
+long that may be continued, seems doubtful.--The general fermentation
+throughout this nation, forebodes some sudden and dreadful eruption,
+and, however obscure or retired our situations may be, there is little
+prospect of escaping the calamity. This may cause us to admire, nay,
+adore the mercy, as well as wisdom of Him, who gives and takes life,
+in removing those so dear to us from the evil to come. My mother
+desires thou may accept as much love as she is capable of sending
+thee; her heart is full of it towards thee; and she bids me say, she
+hopes thou hast lived such a life, that thy end will be crowned with
+peace! So be it, with my whole heart! Thy affectionate and obliged
+friend.
+
+Our best wishes, and dear love to thy wife.
+
+Abraham Shackleton has the melancholy satisfaction of perusing dear
+Edmund Burke's account of his poor state of health. He hopes (trusts)
+that a quiet resting place is prepared for him. The memory of E.
+Burke's philanthropic virtues will out-live the period when his
+shining political talents will cease to act. New fashions of political
+sentiment will exist; but philanthropy,--_immortale manet!_
+
+
+
+TO GEORGE CRABBE
+
+_She writes to remind him_
+
+
+Ballitore, 7th of Eleventh-month, 1816.
+
+I believe it will surprise George Crabbe to receive a letter from an
+entire stranger, whom most probably he does not remember to have ever
+seen or heard of, but who cannot forget having met him at the house of
+Edmund Burke, Charles Street, James's Square, in the year 1784. I
+was brought thither by my father, Richard Shackleton, the friend
+from their childhood of Edmund Burke. My dear father told thee that
+Goldsmith's would now be the _deserted village_; perhaps thou dost not
+remember this compliment, but I remember the ingenuous modesty which
+disclaimed it. He admired '_The Village', 'The Library_,' and '_The
+Newspaper_' exceedingly, and the delight with which he read them to
+his family could not but be acceptable to the author, had he known
+the sound judgement and the exquisite taste which that excellent
+man possessed. But he saw no more of the productions of the Muse he
+admired; whose originality was not the least charm. He is dead--the
+friend whom he loved and honoured, and to whose character thou dost so
+much justice in the preface to '_The Parish_ _Register_', is also gone
+to the house appointed for all living. A splendid constellation of
+poets arose in the literary horizon; I looked around for Crabbe. Why
+does not he, who shines as brightly as any of these, add his lustre?
+I had not long thought thus when, in an Edinburgh Review, I met
+with reflections similar to my own, which introduced '_The Parish
+Register_'. Oh, it was like the voice of a long-lost friend, and glad
+was I to hear that voice again in '_The Borough_'!--still more in
+'_The Tales_,' which appear to me excelling all that preceded them!
+Every work is so much in unison with our own feelings, that a wish for
+information concerning them and their author is strongly excited.
+
+One of our friends, Dykes Alexander, who was in Ballitore in 1810, I
+think, said he was personally acquainted with thee, and spoke highly
+of thy character. I regretted I had not an opportunity of conversing
+with him on this subject, as perhaps he would have been able to decide
+arguments which have arisen; namely, whether we owe to truth or to
+fiction that 'ever new delight' which thy poetry affords us. The
+characters, however singular some of them may be, are never unnatural,
+and thy sentiments so true to domestic and social feelings, as well as
+to those of a higher nature, have the convincing power of reality
+over the mind, and _I_ maintain that all thy pictures _are drawn from
+life_. To inquire whether this be the case is the excuse which I make
+to myself for writing this letter. I wish the excuse may be accepted
+by thee, for I greatly fear I have taken an unwarrantable liberty in
+making the inquiry. Though advanced in life, yet from an education of
+peculiar simplicity, and from never having been long absent from my
+retired native village, I am too little acquainted with decorum. If I
+have now transgressed the rules it prescribes, I appeal to the candour
+and liberality of thy mind to forgive a fault caused by a strong
+enthusiasm.
+
+PS. Ballitore is the village in which Edmund Burke was educated by
+Abraham Shackleton, whose pupil he became in 1741, and from whose
+school he entered the college of Dublin in 1744. The school is still
+flourishing.
+
+
+
+
+ROBERT BURNS
+
+1759-1796
+
+
+
+TO MISS CHALMERS
+
+_Marriage with Jean_
+
+
+Ellisland, near Dumfries, 16 _Sept_. 1788.
+
+Where are you? and how are you? and is Lady M'Kenzie recovering her
+health? for I have had but one solitary letter from you. I will not
+think you have forgot me, Madam; and for my part--
+
+ When thee, Jerusalem, I forget,
+ Skill part from my right hand!
+
+'My heart is not of that rock, nor my soul careless as that sea.' I
+do not make my progress among mankind as a bowl does among its
+fellows--rolling through the crowd without bearing away any mark or
+impression, except where they hit in hostile collision.
+
+I am here, driven in with my harvest-folks by bad weather; and as you
+and your sister once did me the honour of interesting yourselves
+much _à l'égard de moi_, I sit down to beg the continuation of your
+goodness.--I can truly say that, all the exterior of life apart,
+I never saw two, whose esteem flattered the nobler feelings of my
+soul--I will not say, more, but so much as Lady M'Kenzie and Miss
+Chalmers. When I think of you--hearts the best, minds the noblest, of
+human kind--unfortunate, even in the shades of life--when I think I
+have met with you, and have lived more of real life with you in
+eight days, than I can do with almost any body I meet with in eight
+years--when I think on the improbability of meeting you in this world
+again--I could sit down and cry like a child!--If ever you honoured me
+with a place in your esteem, I trust I can now plead more desert.--I
+am secure against that crushing grip of iron poverty, which, alas!
+is less or more fatal to the native worth and purity of, I fear, the
+noblest souls; and a late, important step in my life has kindly taken
+me out of the way of those ungrateful iniquities, which, however
+overlooked in fashionable license, or varnished in fashionable phrase,
+are indeed but lighter and deeper shades of VILLAINY.
+
+Shortly after my last return to Ayrshire, I married 'my Jean'. This
+was not in consequence of the attachment of romance perhaps; but I
+had a long and much-loved fellow creature's happiness or misery in my
+determination, and I durst not trifle with so important a deposit. Nor
+have I any cause to repent it. If I have not got polite tattle, modish
+manners, and fashionable dress, I am not sickened and disgusted with
+the multiform curse of boarding-school affectation; and I have got the
+handsomest figure, the sweetest temper, the soundest constitution, and
+the kindest heart in the county. Mrs. Burns believes, as firmly as her
+creed, that I am _le plus bel esprit, et le plus honnête homme_ in
+the universe; although she scarcely ever in her life, except the
+Scriptures of the Old and New Testament, and the Psalms of David in
+metre, spent five minutes together on either prose or verse.
+
+I must except also from this last, a certain late publication of Scots
+poems, which she has perused very devoutly; and all the ballads in
+the country, as she has (O the partial lover! you will cry) the finest
+'wood-note wild' I ever heard.--I am the more particular in this
+lady's character, as I know she will henceforth have the honour of a
+share in your best wishes. She is still at Mauchline, as I am building
+my house; for this hovel that I shelter in, while occasionally here,
+is pervious to every blast that blows, and every shower that falls;
+and I am only preserved from being chilled to death, by being
+suffocated with smoke. I do not find my farm that pennyworth I was
+taught to expect, but I believe, in time, it may be a saving bargain.
+You will be pleased to hear that I have laid aside idle _éclat_, and
+bind every day after my reapers.
+
+To save me from that horrid situation of at any time going down, in
+a losing bargain of a farm, to misery, I have taken my excise
+instructions, and have my commission in my pocket for any emergency
+of fortune. If I could set _all_ before your view, whatever disrespect
+you in common with the world, have for this business, I know you would
+approve of my idea.
+
+I will make no apology, dear Madam, for this egotistic detail: I know
+you and your sister will be interested in every circumstance of it.
+What signify the silly, idle gewgaws of wealth, or the ideal trumpery
+of greatness! When fellow partakers of the same nature fear the same
+God, have the same benevolence of heart, the same nobleness of soul,
+the same detestation at every thing dishonest, and the same scorn at
+every thing unworthy--if they are not in the dependance of absolute
+beggary, in the name of common sense are they not EQUALS? And if the
+bias, the instinctive bias of their souls run the same way, why may
+they not be FRIENDS?...
+
+
+
+TO MR. ROBERT AINSLIE
+
+_A gauger_
+
+
+Ellisland, 1 _Nov_. 1789.
+
+MY DEAR FRIEND,
+
+I had written you long ere now, could I have guessed where to find
+you, for I am sure you have more good sense than to waste the precious
+days of vacation time in the dirt of business and Edinburgh. Wherever
+you are, God bless you, and lead you not into temptation, but deliver
+you from evil!
+
+I do not know if I have informed you that I am now appointed to an
+excise division, in the middle of which my house and farm lie. In this
+I was extremely lucky. Without ever having been an expectant, as they
+call their journeymen excisemen, I was directly planted down to all
+intents and purposes an officer of excise; there to flourish and bring
+forth fruits--worthy of repentance.
+
+I know not how the word exciseman, or still more opprobrious, gauger,
+will sound in your ears. I too have seen the day when my auditory
+nerves would have felt very delicately on this subject; but a wife
+and children are things which have a wonderful power in blunting these
+kind of sensations. Fifty pounds a year for life, and a provision for
+widows and orphans, you will allow is no bad settlement for a _poet_.
+For the ignominy of the profession, I have the encouragement which
+I once heard a recruiting sergeant give to a numerous, if not a
+respectable audience, in the streets of Kilmarnock.--'Gentlemen,
+for your further and better encouragement, I can assure you that
+our regiment is the most blackguard corps under the crown, and
+consequently with us an honest fellow has the surest chance for
+preferment.'
+
+You need not doubt that I find several very unpleasant and
+disagreeable circumstances in my business; but I am tired with and
+disgusted at the language of complaint against the evils of life.
+Human existence in the most favourable situations does not abound with
+pleasures, and has its inconveniences and ills; capricious foolish man
+mistakes these inconveniences and ills as if they were the peculiar
+property of his particular situation; and hence that eternal
+fickleness, that love of change, which has ruined, and daily does
+ruin many a fine fellow, as well as many a blockhead; and is, almost
+without exception, a constant source of disappointment and misery....
+
+
+
+TO FRANCIS GROSE
+
+_Witch tales_
+
+
+Dumfries, 1792.
+
+Among the many witch stories I have heard relating to Alloway Kirk, I
+distinctly remember only two or three.
+
+Upon a stormy night, amid whistling squalls of wind and bitter blasts
+of hail--in short, on such a night as the devil would choose to take
+the air in--a farmer, or farmer's servant, was plodding and plashing
+homeward, with his plough irons on his shoulder, having been getting
+some repairs on them at a neighbouring smithy. His way lay by the Kirk
+of Alloway, and being rather on the anxious look-out in approaching
+a place so well known to be a favourite haunt of the devil and the
+devil's friends and emissaries, he was struck aghast by discovering
+through the horrors of the storm and stormy night a light, which, on
+his nearer approach, plainly showed itself to proceed from the haunted
+edifice. Whether he had been fortified from above, on his devout
+supplication, as is customary with people when they suspect the
+immediate presence of Satan; or whether, according to another custom,
+he had got courageously drunk at the smithy, I will not pretend to
+determine; but so it was that he ventured to go up to, nay, into, the
+very kirk. As luck would have it, his temerity came off unpunished.
+
+The members of the infernal junto were all out on some midnight
+business or other, and he saw nothing but a kind of kettle or
+cauldron, depending from the roof over the fire, simmering some heads
+of unchristened children, limbs of executed malefactors, &c., for the
+business of the night. It was in for a penny, in for a pound, with the
+honest ploughman; so, without ceremony, he unhooked the cauldron from
+off the fire, and pouring out the damnable ingredients, inverted it
+on his head, and carried it fairly home, where it remained long in the
+family, a living evidence of the truth of the story.
+
+Another story, which I can prove to be equally authentic, was as
+follows: On a market day, in the town of Ayr, a farmer from Carrick,
+and consequently whose way lay by the very gate of Alloway Kirkyard,
+in order to cross the river Doon at the old bridge, which is about
+two or three hundred yards further on than the said gate, had been
+detained by his business, till by the time he reached Alloway it was
+the wizard hour between night and morning.
+
+Though he was terrified with a blaze streaming from the kirk, yet
+as it is a well-known fact that to turn back on these occasions is
+running by far the greatest risk of mischief, he prudently advanced
+on his road. When he had reached the gate of the kirkyard he was
+surprised and entertained through the ribs and arches of an old Gothic
+window which still faces the highway, to see a dance of witches,
+merrily footing it round their old sooty blackguard master, who was
+keeping them all alive with the power of his bagpipe. The farmer,
+stopping his horse to observe them a little, could plainly descry the
+faces of many old women of his acquaintance and neighbourhood. How the
+gentleman was dressed tradition does not say, but that the ladies were
+all in their smocks; and one of them, happening unluckily to have a
+smock which was considerably too short to answer all the purposes of
+that piece of dress, our farmer was so tickled that he involuntarily
+burst out with a loud laugh: 'Weel luppen, Maggy wi' the short sark!'
+and recollecting himself, instantly spurred his horse to the top of
+his speed. I need not mention the universally known fact, that no
+diabolical power can pursue you beyond the middle of a running stream.
+Lucky it was for the poor farmer that the river Doon was so near, for,
+notwithstanding the speed of his horse, which was a good one, against
+he reached the middle of the arch of the bridge, and consequently the
+middle of the stream, the pursuing vengeful hags were so close at his
+heels, that one of them actually sprang to seize him; but it was too
+late, nothing was on her side of the stream but the horse's tail,
+which immediately gave way at her infernal grip, as if blasted by a
+stroke of lightning; but the farmer was beyond her reach. However, the
+unsightly tailless condition of the vigorous steed was, to the last
+hour of the noble creature's life, an awful warning to the Carrick
+farmer not to stay too late in Ayr markets.
+
+The last relation I shall give you, though equally true, is not so
+well identified as the two former, with regard to the scene; but as
+the best authorities give it for Alloway, I shall relate it.
+
+On a summer's evening, about the time that nature puts on her sables
+to mourn the expiry of the cheerful day, a shepherd boy, belonging
+to a farmer in the immediate neighbourhood of Alloway Kirk, had just
+folded his charge and was returning home. As he passed the kirk, in
+the adjoining field, he fell in with a crew of men and women, who
+were busy pulling stems of the plant ragwort. He observed that as each
+person pulled a ragwort, he or she got astride of it, and called out,
+'Up, horsie', on which the ragwort flew off, like Pegasus, through the
+air, with its rider. The foolish boy likewise pulled his ragwort and
+cried with the rest, 'Up, horsie', and, strange to tell, away he flew
+with the company. The first stage at which the cavalcade stopped was
+a merchant's wine-cellar in Bordeaux, where, without saying by your
+leave, they quaffed away at the best the cellar could afford, until
+the morning, foe to the imps and works of darkness, threatened to
+throw light on the matter, and frightened them from their carousals.
+
+The poor shepherd lad, being equally a stranger to the scene and the
+liquor, heedlessly got himself drunk; and when the rest took horse he
+fell asleep, and was found so next day by some of the people belonging
+to the merchant. Somebody that understood Scotch, asking him what he
+was, he said he was such-a-one's herd in Alloway, and by some means or
+other getting home again, he lived long to tell the world the wondrous
+tale.
+
+
+
+
+WILLIAM WORDSWORTH
+
+1770-1850
+
+
+
+TO SIR GEORGE BEAUMONT
+
+_A brother's character_
+
+
+Grasmere, 20 _Feb_. 1805.
+
+Having spoken of worldly affairs, let me again mention my beloved
+brother. It is now just five years since, after a separation of
+fourteen years (I may call it a separation, for we only saw him four
+or five times, and by glimpses), he came to visit his sister and me
+in this cottage, and passed eight blessed months with us. He was then
+waiting for the command of the ship to which he was appointed when he
+quitted us. As you will have seen, we had little to live upon, and he
+as little (Lord Lonsdale being then alive). But he encouraged me to
+persist, and to keep my eye steady on its object. He would work for me
+(that was his language), for me and his sister; and I was to endeavour
+to do something for the world. He went to sea, as commander, with
+this hope; his voyage was very unsuccessful, he having lost by it
+considerably. When he came home, we chanced to be in London, and saw
+him. 'Oh!' said he, 'I have thought of you, and nothing but you; if
+ever of myself, and my bad success, it was only on your account.' He
+went again to sea a second time, and also was unsuccessful; still
+with the same hopes on our account, though then not so necessary,
+Lord Lowther having paid the money. Lastly came the lamentable voyage,
+which he entered upon, full of expectation, and love to his sister
+and myself, and my wife, whom, indeed, he loved with all a brother's
+tenderness. This is the end of his part of the agreement--of his
+efforts for my welfare! God grant me life and strength to fulfil mine!
+I shall never forget him--never lose sight of him: there is a bond
+between us yet, the same as if he were living, nay, far more sacred,
+calling upon me to do my utmost, as he to the last did his utmost
+to live in honour and worthiness. Some of the newspapers carelessly
+asserted that he did not wish to survive his ship. This is false. He
+was heard by one of the surviving officers giving orders, with all
+possible calmness, a very little before the ship went down; and when
+he could remain at his post no longer, then, and not till then,
+he attempted to save himself. I knew this would be so, but it was
+satisfactory for me to have it confirmed by external evidence. Do not
+think our grief unreasonable. Of all human beings whom I ever knew, he
+was the man of the most rational desires, the most sedate habits, and
+the most perfect self-command. He was modest and gentle, and shy even
+to disease; but this was wearing off. In everything his judgements
+were sound and original; his taste in all the arts, music and poetry
+in particular (for these he, of course, had had the best opportunities
+of being familiar with), was exquisite; and his eye for the beauties
+of nature was as fine and delicate as ever poet or painter was gifted
+with, in some discriminations, owing to his education and way of life,
+far superior to any person's I ever knew. But, alas! what avails it?
+It was the will of God that he should be taken away....
+
+I trust in God that I shall not want fortitude; but my loss is great
+and irreparable....
+
+
+
+TO WALTER SCOTT
+
+_Dryden_
+
+
+Patterdale, 7 _Nov_. 1805.
+
+MY DEAR SCOTT,
+
+I was much pleased to hear of your engagement with Dryden: not that he
+is, as a poet, any great favourite of mine: I admire his talents and
+genius highly, but his is not a poetical genius. The only qualities
+I can find in Dryden that are _essentially_ poetical, are a certain
+ardour and impetuosity of mind, with an excellent ear. It may seem
+strange that I do not add to this, great command of language: _that_
+he certainly has, and of such language too, as it is most desirable
+that a poet should possess, or rather that he should not be without.
+But it is not language that is, in the highest sense of the word,
+poetical, being neither of the imagination nor of the passions; I mean
+the amiable, the ennobling, or the intense passions. I do not mean to
+say that there is nothing of this in Dryden, but as little, I think,
+as is possible, considering how much he has written. You will easily
+understand my meaning, when I refer to his versification of _Palamon
+and Arcite_, as contrasted with the language of Chaucer. Dryden had
+neither a tender heart nor a lofty sense of moral dignity. Whenever
+his language is poetically impassioned, it is mostly upon unpleasing
+subjects, such as the follies, vices, and crimes of classes of men or
+of individuals, That his cannot be the language of imagination, must
+have necessarily followed from this,--that there is not a single image
+from nature in the whole body of his works; and in his translation
+from Virgil, wherever Virgil can be fairly said to have had his _eye_
+upon his object, Dryden always spoils the passage.
+
+But too much of this; I am glad that you are to be his editor.
+His political and satirical pieces may be greatly benefited by
+illustration, and even absolutely require it. A correct text is the
+first object of an editor, then such notes as explain difficult or
+obscure passages; and lastly, which is much less important, notes
+pointing out authors to whom the poet has been indebted, not in the
+fiddling way of phrase here and phrase there, (which is detestable as
+a general practice), but where he has had essential obligations either
+as to matter or manner.
+
+If I can be of any use to you, do not fail to apply to me. One thing
+I may take the liberty to suggest, which is, when you come to the
+fables, might it not be advisable to print the whole of the Tales of
+Boccace in a smaller type in the original language? If this should
+look too much like swelling a book, I should certainly make such
+extracts as would show where Dryden has most strikingly improved upon,
+or fallen below, his original. I think his translations from Boccace
+are the best, at least the most poetical, of his poems. It is many
+years since I saw Boccace, but I remember that Sigismunda is not
+married by him to Guiscard (the names are different in Boccace in both
+tales, I believe--certainly in Theodore, &c.). I think Dryden has much
+injured the story by the marriage, and degraded Sigismunda's character
+by it. He has also, to the best of my remembrance, degraded her still
+more, by making her love absolute sensuality and appetite; Dryden had
+no other notion of the passion. With all these defects, and they are
+very gross ones, it is a noble poem. Guiscard's answer, when first
+reproached by Tancred, is noble in Boccace--nothing but this: _Amor
+può molto più che ne voi ne io possiamo_. This, Dryden has spoiled. He
+says first very well, 'the faults of love by love are justified,' and
+then come four lines of miserable rant, quite _à la Maximin_.
+
+
+
+TO LADY BEAUMONT
+
+_The destiny of his poems_
+
+
+Coleorton, 21 _May_, 1807.
+
+MY DEAR LADY BEAUMONT,
+
+Though I am to see you so soon, I cannot but write a word or two, to
+thank you for the interest you take in my poems, as evinced by your
+solicitude about their immediate reception. I write partly to thank
+you for this, and to express the pleasure it has given me, and partly
+to remove any uneasiness from your mind which the disappointments you
+sometimes meet with, in this labour of love, may occasion. I see that
+you have many battles to fight for me--more than, in the ardour and
+confidence of your pure and elevated mind, you had ever thought of
+being summoned to; but be assured that this opposition is nothing more
+than what I distinctly foresaw that you and my other friends would
+have to encounter. I say this, not to give myself credit for an eye of
+prophecy, but to allay any vexatious thoughts on my account which this
+opposition may have produced in you.
+
+It is impossible that any expectations can be lower than mine
+concerning the immediate effect of this little work upon what is
+called the public. I do not here take into consideration the envy and
+malevolence, and all the bad passions which always stand in the way of
+a work of any merit from a living poet; but merely think of the pure,
+absolute, honest ignorance in which all worldlings of every rank and
+situation must be enveloped, with respect to the thoughts, feelings
+and images on which the life of my poems depends. The things which I
+have taken, whether from within or without, what have they to do with
+routs, dinners, morning calls, hurry from door to door, from street to
+street, on foot or in carriage; with Mr. Pitt or Mr. Fox, Mr. Paul
+or Sir Francis Burdett, the Westminster election or the borough of
+Honiton? In a word--for I cannot stop to make my way through the hurry
+of images that present themselves to me--what have they to do with the
+endless talking about things nobody cares anything for except as far
+as their own vanity is concerned, and this with persons they care
+nothing for but as their vanity or _selfishness_ is concerned?--what
+have they to do (to say all at once) with a life without love? In such
+a life there can be no thought; for we have no thought (save thoughts
+of pain) but as far as we have love and admiration.
+
+It is an awful truth, that there neither is, nor can be, any genuine
+enjoyment of poetry among nineteen out of twenty of those persons who
+live, or wish to live, in the broad light of the world--among
+those who either are, or are striving to make themselves, people of
+consideration in society. This is a truth, and an awful one, because
+to be incapable of a feeling of poetry, in my sense of the word, is to
+be without love of human nature and reverence for God.
+
+Upon this I shall insist elsewhere; at present let me confine myself
+to my object; which is to make you, my dear friend, as easy-hearted
+as myself with respect to these poems. Trouble not yourself upon their
+present reception; of what moment is that compared with what I trust
+is their destiny?--to console the afflicted; to add sunshine to
+daylight, by making the happy happier; to teach the young and the
+gracious of every age to see, to think, and feel, and therefore, to
+become more actively and securely virtuous; this is their office,
+which I trust they will faithfully perform, long after we (that is,
+all that is mortal of us) are mouldered in our graves. I am well aware
+how far it would seem to many I overrate my own exertions, when I
+speak in this way, in direct connexion with the volume I have just
+made public.
+
+I am not, however, afraid of such censure, insignificant as probably
+the majority of those poems would appear to very respectable persons.
+I do not mean London wits and witlings, for these have too many foul
+passions about them to be respectable, even if they had more intellect
+than the benign laws of Providence will allow to such a heartless
+existence as theirs is; but grave, kindly-natured, worthy persons,
+who would be pleased if they could. I hope that these volumes are
+not without some recommendations, even for readers of this class: but
+their imagination has slept; and the voice which is the voice of my
+poetry, without imagination, cannot be heard....
+
+My letter (as this second sheet, which I am obliged to take,
+admonishes me) is growing to an enormous length; and yet, saving that
+I have expressed my calm confidence that these poems will live, I have
+said nothing which has a particular application to the object of it,
+which was to remove all disquiet from your mind on account of the
+condemnation they may at present incur from that portion of my
+contemporaries who are called the public. I am sure, my dear Lady
+Beaumont, if you attach any importance to it, it can only be from an
+apprehension that it may affect me, upon which I have already set you
+at ease; or from a fear that this present blame is ominous of their
+future or final destiny. If this be the case, your tenderness for me
+betrays you. Be assured that the decision of these persons has nothing
+to do with the question; they are altogether incompetent judges. These
+people, in the senseless hurry of their idle lives, do not _read_
+books, they merely snatch a glance at them, that they may talk about
+them. And even if this were not so, never forget what, I believe, was
+observed to you by Coleridge, that every great and original writer, in
+proportion as he is great or original, must himself create the taste
+by which he is to be relished; he must teach the art by which he is to
+be seen; this, in a certain degree, even to all persons, however wise
+and pure may be their lives, and however unvitiated their taste. But
+for those who dip into books in order to give an opinion of them, or
+talk about them to take up an opinion--for this multitude of unhappy
+and misguided, and misguiding beings, an entire regeneration must
+be produced; and if this be possible, it must be a work of time. To
+conclude, my ears are stone-dead to this idle buzz, and my flesh as
+insensible as iron to these petty stings; and after what I have said,
+I am sure yours will be the same. I doubt not that you will share with
+me an invincible confidence that my writings (and among them these
+little poems) will co-operate with the benign tendencies in human
+nature and society, wherever found; and that they will in their degree
+be efficacious in making men wiser, better, and happier. Farewell.
+I will not apologize for this letter, though its length demands an
+apology....
+
+
+
+TO SIR GEORGE BEAUMONT
+
+_The language of poetry_
+
+
+[c. 1807.]
+
+MY DEAR SIR GEORGE,
+
+I am quite delighted to hear of your picture for _Peter Bell_; I was
+much pleased with the sketch, and I have no doubt that the picture
+will surpass it as far as a picture ought to do. I long much to see
+it. I should approve of any engraver approved by you. But remember
+that no poem of mine will ever be popular; and I am afraid that the
+sale of _Peter_ would not carry the expense of the engraving, and that
+the poem, in the estimation of the public, would be a weight upon
+the print. I say not this in modest disparagement of the poem, but in
+sorrow for the sickly taste of the public in verse. The _people_ would
+love the poem of _Peter Bell_, but the _public_ (a very different
+being) will never love it. Thanks for dear Lady B.'s transcript from
+your friend's letter; it is written with candour, but I must say a
+word or two not in praise of it. 'Instances of what I mean,' says your
+friend, 'are to be found in a poem on a Daisy' (by the by, it is on
+_the_ Daisy, a mighty difference!) 'and on _Daffodils reflected in the
+Water_'. Is this accurately transcribed by Lady Beaumont? If it
+be, what shall we think of criticism or judgement founded upon, and
+exemplified by, a poem which must have been so inattentively perused?
+My language is precise; and, therefore, it would be false modesty to
+charge myself with blame.
+
+ Beneath the trees,
+ Ten thousand dancing in the _breeze_.
+ The _waves beside_ them danced, but they
+ Outdid the _sparkling waves_ in glee.
+
+Can expression be more distinct? And let me ask your friend how it
+is possible for flowers to be _reflected_ in water when there are
+_waves_? They may, indeed, in _still_ water; but the very object of my
+poem is the trouble or agitation, both of the flowers and the water.
+I must needs respect the understanding of every one honoured by your
+friendship; but sincerity compels me to say that my poems must be more
+nearly looked at, before they can give rise to any remarks of much
+value, even from the strongest minds. With respect to this individual
+poem, Lady B. will recollect how Mrs. Fermor expressed herself upon
+it. A letter also was sent to me, addressed to a friend of mine, and
+by him communicated to me, in which this identical poem was singled
+out for fervent approbation. What then shall we say? Why, let the poet
+first consult his own heart, as I have done, and leave the rest
+to posterity--to, I hope, an improving posterity. The fact is, the
+English _public_ are at this moment in the same state of mind with
+respect to my poems, if small things may be compared with great, as
+the French are in respect to Shakespeare, and not the French alone,
+but almost the whole Continent. In short, in your friend's letter,
+I am condemned for the very thing for which I ought to have
+been praised, viz., that I have not written down to the level of
+superficial observers and unthinking minds. Every great poet is
+a teacher: I wish either to be considered as a teacher, or as
+nothing....
+
+
+
+
+SIR WALTER SCOTT
+
+1771-1832
+
+
+
+TO HIS MOTHER
+
+_Marriage with Miss Carpenter_
+
+
+[1797.]
+
+MY DEAR MOTHER,
+
+I should very ill deserve the care and affection with which you
+have ever regarded me, were I to neglect my duty so far as to omit
+consulting my father and you in the most important step which I
+can possibly take in life, and upon the success of which my future
+happiness must depend. It is with pleasure I think that I can avail
+myself of your advice and instructions in an affair of so great
+importance as that which I have at present on my hands. You will
+probably guess from this preamble, that I am engaged in a matrimonial
+plan, which is really the case. Though my acquaintance with the young
+lady has not been of long standing, this circumstance is in some
+degree counterbalanced by the intimacy in which we have lived, and by
+the opportunities which that intimacy has afforded me of remarking her
+conduct and sentiments on many different occasions, some of which were
+rather of a delicate nature, so that in fact I have seen more of her
+during the few weeks we have been together, than I could have done
+after a much longer acquaintance, shackled by the common forms of
+ordinary life. You will not expect from me a description of her
+person,--for which I refer you to my brother, as also for a fuller
+account of all the circumstances attending the business than can be
+comprised in the compass of a letter. Without flying into raptures,
+for I must assure you that my judgement as well as my affections are
+consulted upon this occasion; without flying into raptures then, I
+may safely assure you, that her temper is sweet and cheerful, her
+understanding good, and what I know will give you pleasure, her
+principles of religion very serious. I have been very explicit
+with her upon the nature of my expectations, and she thinks she can
+accommodate herself to the situation which I should wish her to hold
+in society as my wife, which, you will easily comprehend, I mean
+should neither be extravagant nor degrading. Her fortune, though
+partly dependent upon her brother, who is high in office at Madras, is
+very considerable--at present £500 a-year. This, however, we must,
+in some degree, regard as precarious,--I mean to the full extent; and
+indeed when you know her you will not be surprised that I regard
+this circumstance chiefly because it removes those prudential
+considerations which would otherwise render our union impossible for
+the present. Betwixt her income and my own professional exertions, I
+have little doubt we will be enabled to hold the rank in society which
+my family and situation entitle me to fill.
+
+My dear Mother, I cannot express to you the anxiety I have that you
+will not think me flighty nor inconsiderate in this business. Believe
+me, that experience, in one instance--you cannot fail to know to what
+I allude--is too recent to permit my being so hasty in my conclusions
+as the warmth of my temper might have otherwise prompted. I am also
+most anxious that you should be prepared to show her kindness, which I
+know the goodness of your own heart will prompt, more especially
+when I tell you that she is an orphan, without relations, and almost
+without friends. Her guardian is, I should say _was_, for she is of
+age, Lord Downshire, to whom I must write for his consent, a piece
+of respect to which he is entitled for his care of her--and there the
+matter rests at present. I think I need not tell you that if I assume
+the new character which I threaten, I shall be happy to find that
+in that capacity, I may make myself more useful to my brothers, and
+especially to Anne, than I could in any other. On the other hand, I
+shall certainly expect that my friends will endeavour to show every
+attention in their power to a woman who forsakes for me, prospects
+much more splendid than what I can offer, and who comes into Scotland
+without a single friend but myself. I find I could write a great deal
+more upon this subject, but as it is late, and as I must write to my
+father, I shall restrain myself. I think (but you are the best judge)
+that in the circumstances in which I stand, you should write to her,
+Miss Carpenter, under cover to me at Carlisle.
+
+Write to me very fully upon this important subject--send me your
+opinion, your advice, and above all, your blessing; you will see the
+necessity of not delaying a minute in doing so, and in keeping this
+business _strictly private_, till you hear farther from me, since you
+are not ignorant that even at this advanced period, an objection on
+the part of Lord Downshire, or many other accidents, may intervene; in
+which case, I should little wish my disappointment to be public.
+
+
+
+TO MISS SEWARD
+
+_The Lay of the Last Minstrel_
+
+
+Edinburgh, 21 _March_, 1805.
+
+MY DEAR MISS SEWARD,
+
+I am truly happy that you found any amusement in the _Lay of the Last
+Minstrel_. It has great faults, of which no one can be more sensible
+than I am myself. Above all, it is deficient in that sort of
+continuity which a story ought to have, and which, were it to write
+again, I would endeavour to give it. But I began and wandered forward,
+like one in a pleasant country, getting to the top of one hill to see
+a prospect, and to the bottom of another to enjoy a shade, and what
+wonder if my course has been devious and desultory, and many of my
+excursions altogether unprofitable to the advance of my journey.
+The Dwarf Page is also an excrescence, and I plead guilty to all the
+censures concerning him. The truth is, he has a history, and it is
+this: The story of Gilpin Horner was told by an old gentleman to
+Lady Dalkeith, and she, much diverted with his actually believing so
+grotesque a tale, insisted that I should make it into a Border ballad.
+I don't know if you ever saw my lovely chieftainess--if you have,
+you must be aware that it is _impossible_ for any one to refuse her
+request, as she has more of the angel in face and temper than any one
+alive; so that if she had asked me to write a ballad on a broomstick I
+must have attempted it. I began a few verses, to be called the Goblin
+Page; and they lay long by me, till the applause of some friends
+whose judgement I valued induced me to resume the poem; so on I wrote,
+knowing no more than the man in the moon how I was to end. At length
+the story appeared so uncouth, that I was fain to put it into
+the mouth of my old minstrel--lest the nature of it should be
+misunderstood, and I should be suspected of setting up a new school of
+poetry, instead of a feeble attempt to imitate the old. In the process
+of romance the page, intended to be a principal person in the work,
+contrived (from the baseness of his natural propensities, I suppose)
+to slink downstairs into the kitchen, and now he must e'en abide
+there.
+
+I mention these circumstances to you, and to any one whose applause I
+value, because I am unwilling you should suspect me of trifling with
+the public in _malice prepense_. As to the herd of critics, it is
+impossible for me to pay much attention to them; for, as they do not
+understand what I call poetry, we talk in a foreign language to each
+other. Indeed, many of these gentlemen appear to me to be a sort of
+tinkers, who, unable to _make_ pots and pans, set up for _menders_ of
+them, and, God knows, often make two holes in patching one. The sixth
+canto is altogether redundant; for the poem should certainly have
+closed with the union of the lovers, when the interest, if any, was
+at an end. But what could I do? I had my book and my page still on my
+hands, and must get rid of them at all events. Manage them as I would,
+their catastrophe must have been insufficient to occupy an entire
+canto; so I was fain to eke it out with the songs of the minstrels. I
+will now descend from the confessional, which I think I have occupied
+long enough for the patience of my fair confessor. I am happy you are
+disposed to give me absolution, notwithstanding all my sins. We have a
+new poet come forth amongst us--James Graham, author of a poem called
+_The Sabbath_, which I admire very much. If I can find an opportunity
+I will send you a copy.
+
+
+
+
+TO LADY LOUISA STUART
+
+_An amiable blue-stocking_
+
+
+Edinburgh, 16 _June_, 1808.
+
+MY DEAR LADY LOUISA,
+
+Nothing will give us more pleasure than to have the honour of showing
+every attention in our power to Mr. and Mrs. Morritt, and I am
+particularly happy in a circumstance that at once promises me a great
+deal of pleasure in the acquaintance of your Ladyship's friends, and
+affords me the satisfaction of hearing from you again. Pray don't
+triumph over me too much in the case of Lydia. I stood a very
+respectable siege; but she caressed my wife, coaxed my children,
+and made, by dint of cake and pudding, some impression even upon
+the affections of my favourite dog: so, when all the outworks
+were carried, the mere fortress had no choice but to surrender on
+honourable terms. To the best of my thinking, notwithstanding the
+cerulean hue of her stockings, and a most plentiful stock of eccentric
+affectation, she is really at bottom a good-natured woman, with much
+liveliness and some talent. She is now set out to the Highlands, where
+she is likely to encounter many adventures. Mrs. Scott and I went as
+far as Loch Catrine with her, from which jaunt I have just returned.
+We had most heavenly weather, which was peculiarly favourable to my
+fair companions' zeal for sketching every object that fell in their
+way, from a castle to a pigeon-house. Did your Ladyship ever travel
+with a _drawing_ companion? Mine drew like cart-horses, as well in
+laborious zeal as in effect; for, after all, I could not help hinting
+that the cataracts delineated bore a singular resemblance to haycocks,
+and the rocks much correspondence to large old-fashioned cabinets
+with their folding-doors open. So much for Lydia, whom I left on her
+journey through the Highlands, but by what route she had not resolved.
+I gave her three plans, and think it likely she will adopt none
+of them: moreover, when the executive government of postilions,
+landlords, and Highland boatmen devolves upon her English servant
+instead of me, I am afraid the distresses of the errant damsels will
+fall a little beneath the dignity of romances. All this nonsense is
+_entre nous_, for Miss White has been actively zealous in getting me
+some Irish correspondence about Swift, and otherwise very obliging.
+
+It is not with my inclination that I fag for the booksellers; but what
+can I do? My poverty and not my will consents. The income of my office
+is only reversionary, and my private fortune much limited. My poetical
+success fairly destroyed my prospects of professional success, and
+obliged me to retire from the bar; for though I had a competent share
+of information and industry, who would trust their cause to the author
+of the _Lay of the Last Minstrel_? Now, although I do allow that an
+author should take care of his literary character, yet I think the
+least thing that his literary character can do in return is to take
+some care of the author, who is unfortunately, like Jeremy in _Love
+for Love_, furnished with a set of tastes and appetites which would
+do honour to the income of a Duke if he had it. Besides, I go to work
+with Swift _con amore_; for, like Dryden, he is an early favourite
+of mine. The _Marmion_ is nearly out, and I have made one or two
+alterations on the third edition, with which the press is now
+groaning. So soon as it is, it will make the number of copies
+published within the space of six months amount to eight thousand,--an
+immense number, surely, and enough to comfort the author's wounded
+feelings, had the claws of the reviewers been able to reach him
+through the _steel jack_ of true Border indifference.
+
+
+
+TO ROBERT SOUTHEY
+
+_Congratulations_
+
+
+Edinburgh, 13 _Nov._ 1813.
+
+I do not delay, my dear Southey, to say my _gratulor_. Long may you
+live, as Paddy says, to rule over us, and to redeem the crown of
+Spenser and of Dryden to its pristine dignity. I am only discontented
+with the extent of your royal revenue, which I thought had been £400,
+or £300 at the very least. Is there no getting rid of that iniquitous
+modus, and requiring the _butt_ in kind? I would have you think of it:
+I know no man so well entitled to Xeres sack as yourself, though many
+bards would make a better figure at drinking it. I should think that
+in due time a memorial might get some relief in this part of the
+appointment--it should be at least £100 wet and £100 dry. When you
+have carried your point of discarding the ode, and my point of getting
+the sack, you will be exactly in the situation of Davy in the
+farce, who stipulates for more wages, less work, and the key of the
+ale-cellar. I was greatly delighted with the circumstances of
+your investiture. It reminded me of the porters at Calais with Dr.
+Smollett's baggage, six of them seizing upon one small portmanteau,
+and bearing it in triumph to his lodgings. You see what it is to
+laugh at the superstitions of a gentleman-usher, as I think you do
+somewhere. 'The whirligig of Time brings about his revenges.'
+
+Adieu, my dear Southey; my best wishes attend all that you do, and my
+best congratulations every good that attends you--yea even this, the
+very least of Providence's mercies, as a poor clergyman said when
+pronouncing grace over a herring. I should like to know how the prince
+received you; his address is said to be excellent, and his knowledge
+of literature far from despicable. What a change of fortune even
+since the short time when we met! The great work of retribution is now
+rolling onward to consummation, yet am I not fully satisfied--_pereat
+iste_--there will be no permanent peace in Europe till Buonaparte
+sleeps with the tyrants of old.
+
+
+
+TO J.B.S. MORRITT
+
+_A small anonymous sort of a novel_
+
+
+Edinburgh, 9 _July_, 1814.
+
+MY DEAR MORRITT,
+
+I owe you many apologies for not sooner answering your very
+entertaining letter upon your Parisian journey. I heartily wish I had
+been of your party, for you have seen what I trust will not be seen
+again in a hurry; since, to enjoy the delight of a restoration, there
+is a necessity for a previous _bouleversement_ of everything that is
+valuable in morals and policy which seems to have been the case in
+France since 1790. The Duke of Buccleugh told me yesterday of a very
+good reply of Louis to some of his attendants, who proposed shutting
+the doors of his apartments to keep out the throng of people. 'Open
+the door,' he said, 'to John Bull; he has suffered a great deal in
+keeping the door open for me.'
+
+Now, to go from one important subject to another, I must account for
+my own laziness, which I do by referring you to a small anonymous sort
+of a novel, in three volumes, _Waverley_, which you will receive by
+the mail of this day. It was a very old attempt of mine to embody some
+traits of those characters and manners peculiar to Scotland, the last
+remnants of which vanished during my own youth, so that few or no
+traces now remain. I had written great part of the first volume, and
+sketched other passages, when I mislaid the MS., and only found it by
+the merest accident as I was rummaging the drawers of an old cabinet;
+and I took the fancy of finishing it, which I did so fast, that the
+last two volumes were written in three weeks. I had a great deal of
+fun in the accomplishment of this task, though I do not expect that it
+will be popular in the south, as much of the humour, if there be any,
+is local, and some of it even professional. You, however, who are an
+adopted Scotchman, will find some amusement in it. It has made a very
+strong impression here, and the good people of Edinburgh are busied in
+tracing the author, and in finding out originals for the portraits it
+contains. In the first case, they will probably find it difficult to
+convict the guilty author, although he is far from escaping suspicion.
+Jeffrey has offered to make oath that it is mine, and another great
+critic has tendered his affidavit _ex contrario_; so that these
+authorities have divided the Gude Town. However, the thing has
+succeeded very well, and is thought highly of. I don't know if it has
+got to London yet. I intend to maintain my _incognito_. Let me know
+your opinion about it....
+
+24 _July_.
+
+... I had just proceeded thus far when your kind favour of the
+21st reached Abbotsford. I am heartily glad you continued to like
+_Waverley_ to the end. The hero is a sneaking piece of imbecility;
+and if he had married Flora, she would have set him up upon the
+chimney-piece, as Count Borowlaski's wife used to do with him. I am
+a bad hand at depicting a hero properly so called, and have an
+unfortunate propensity for the dubious characters of borderers,
+buccaneers, Highland robbers, and all others of a Robin-Hood
+description. I do not know why it should be, as I am myself, like
+Hamlet, indifferent honest; but I suppose the blood of the old
+cattle-drivers of Teviotdale continues to stir in my veins.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Acceptance of a baronetcy_
+
+
+Edinburgh, 7 _Dec._, 1818.
+
+MY DEAR MORRITT,
+
+... There is another thing I have to whisper in your faithful ear. Our
+fat friend being desirous to honour Literature in my unworthy person,
+has intimated to me, by his organ the Doctor, that, with consent ample
+and unanimous of all the potential voices of all his ministers,
+each more happy than another of course on so joyful an occasion, he
+proposes to dub me Baronet. It would be easy saying a parcel of fine
+things about my contempt of rank, and so forth; but although I would
+not have gone a step out of my way to have asked, or bought, or
+begged, or borrowed a distinction, which to me personally will rather
+be inconvenient than otherwise, yet, coming as it does directly from
+the source of feudal honours, and as an honour, I am really gratified
+with it;--especially as it is intimated, that it is his Royal
+Highness's pleasure to heat the oven for me expressly, without waiting
+till he has some new _batch_ of Baronets ready in dough. In plain
+English, I am to be gazetted _per se_. My poor friend Carpenter's
+bequest to my family has taken away a certain degree of
+_impecuniosity_, a necessity of saving cheese-parings and candle-ends,
+which always looks inconsistent with any little pretension to rank.
+But as things now stand, Advance banners in the name of God and St.
+Andrew. Remember, I anticipate the jest, 'I like not such grinning
+honours, as Sir Walter hath.' After all, if one must speak for
+themselves, I have my quarters and emblazonments, free of all stain
+but Border theft and High Treason, which I hope are gentleman-like
+crimes; and I hope Sir Walter Scott will not sound worse than Sir
+Humphry Davy, though my merits are as much under his, in point of
+utility, as can well be imagined. But a name is something, and mine
+is the better of the two. Set down this flourish to the account
+of national and provincial pride, for you must know we have more
+Messieurs de Sotenville in our Border counties than anywhere else in
+the Lowlands--I cannot say for the Highlands.
+
+
+
+TO LORD MONTAGU
+
+_Prince Leopold's visit_
+
+
+Abbotsford, 3 _Oct._ 1819.
+
+MY DEAR LORD,
+
+I am honoured with your Buxton letter.... _Anent_ Prince Leopold, I
+only heard of his approach at eight o'clock in the morning, and he
+was to be at Selkirk by eleven. The magistrates sent to ask me to help
+them to receive him. It occurred to me he might be coming to Melrose
+to see the Abbey, in which case I could not avoid asking him to
+Abbotsford, as he must pass my very door. I mentioned this to Mrs.
+Scott, who was lying quietly in bed, and I wish you had heard the
+scream she gave on the occasion. 'What have we to offer him?'--'Wine
+and cake,' said I, thinking to make all things easy; but she
+ejaculated, in a tone of utter despair, 'Cake!! where am I to get
+cake?' However, being partly consoled with the recollection that his
+visit was a very improbable incident, and curiosity, as usual, proving
+too strong for alarm, she set out with me in order not to miss a peep
+of the great man. James Skene and his lady were with us, and we gave
+our carriages such additional dignity as a pair of leaders could add,
+and went to meet him in full puff. The Prince very civilly told me,
+that, though he could not see Melrose on this occasion, he wished to
+come to Abbotsford for an hour. New despair on the part of Mrs. Scott,
+who began to institute a domiciliary search for cold meat through the
+whole city of Selkirk, which produced _one shoulder of cold lamb_. In
+the meanwhile, his Royal Highness received the civic honours of the
+BIRSE[1] very graciously. I had hinted to Bailie Lang, that it ought
+only to be licked _symbolically_ on the present occasion; so he
+flourished it three times before his mouth, but without touching it
+with his lips, and the Prince followed his example as directed. Lang
+made an excellent speech, sensible, and feeling, and well delivered.
+The Prince seemed much surprised at this great propriety of expression
+and behaviour in a magistrate, whose people seemed such a rabble, and
+whose whole band of music consisted in a drum and fife. He noticed to
+Bailie Anderson, that Selkirk seemed very populous in proportion
+to its extent. 'On an occasion like this it seems so,' answered the
+Bailie, neatly enough I thought. I question if any magistrates in the
+kingdom, lord mayors and aldermen not excepted, could have behaved
+with more decent and quiet good-breeding. Prince Leopold repeatedly
+alluded to this during the time he was at Abbotsford. I do not know
+how Mrs. Scott ultimately managed; but with broiled salmon, and
+black-cock, and partridges, she gave him a very decent lunch; and I
+chanced to have some very fine old hock, which was mighty germain to
+the matter.
+
+The Prince seems melancholy, whether naturally or from habit, I do not
+pretend to say; but I do not remember thinking him so at Paris, where
+I saw him frequently, then a much poorer man than myself; yet he
+showed some humour, for alluding to the crowds that followed him
+everywhere, he mentioned some place where he had gone out to shoot,
+but was afraid to proceed for fear of 'bagging a boy'. He said
+he really thought of getting some shooting-place in Scotland, and
+promised me a longer visit on his return. If I had had a day's
+notice to have _warned the waters_, we could have met him with a very
+respectable number of the gentry; but there was no time for this, and
+probably he liked it better as it was. There was only young Clifton
+who could have come, and he was shy and cubbish, and would not, though
+requested by the Selkirk people. He was perhaps ashamed to march
+through Coventry with them. It hung often and sadly on my mind that
+_he_ was wanting who could and would have received him like a Prince
+indeed; and yet the meeting betwixt them, had they been fated to meet,
+would have been a very sad one. I think I have now given your
+lordship a very full, true, and particular account of our royal visit,
+unmatched even by that of King Charles at the Castle of Tillietudlem.
+That we did not speak of it for more than a week after it happened,
+and that that emphatic monosyllable, _The Prince_, is not heard
+amongst us more than ten times a-day, is, on the whole, to the credit
+of my family's understanding. The piper is the only one whose brain he
+seems to have endangered; for, as the Prince said he preferred him to
+any he had heard in the Highlands--(which, by the way, shows his
+Royal Highness knows nothing of the matter),--the fellow seems to have
+become incapable of his ordinary occupation as a forester, and has cut
+stick and stem without remorse to the tune of _Phail Phranse_, i.e.
+the Prince's welcome.
+
+[Footnote 1: Bundle of hog's bristles; symbol of the soutars.]
+
+
+
+To DANIEL TERRY
+
+_Progress at Abbotsford_
+
+
+Abbotsford, 10 _Nov_. 1822.
+
+My dear Terry,
+
+I got all the plans safe, and they are delightful. The library
+ceiling will be superb, and we have plenty of ornaments for it without
+repeating one of those in the eating-room. The plan of shelves is also
+excellent, and will, I think, for a long time suffice my collection.
+The brasses for the shelves I like--but not the price: the notched
+ones, after all, do very well. I have had three grand hawls since I
+last wrote to you. The pulpit, repentance-stool, King's seat, and
+God knows how much of carved wainscot, from the kirk of Dunfermline,
+enough to coat the hall to the height of seven feet:--supposing
+it boarded above, for hanging guns, old portraits, intermixed with
+armour, &c.--it will be a superb entrance-gallery: this is hawl the
+first. Hawl second is twenty-four pieces of the most splendid Chinese
+paper, twelve feet high by four wide, a present from my cousin Hugh
+Scott, enough to finish the drawing-room and two bedrooms. Hawl third
+is a quantity of what is called Jamaica cedar-wood, enough for fitting
+up both the drawing-room and the library, including the presses,
+shelves, &c.: the wood is finely pencilled and most beautiful,
+something like the colour of gingerbread; it costs very little more
+than oak, works much easier, and is never touched by vermin of any
+kind. I sent Mr. Atkinson a specimen, but it was from the plain end of
+the plank; the interior is finely waved and variegated. Your kind
+and unremitting exertions in our favour will soon plenish the
+drawing-room. Thus we at present stand. We have a fine old English
+cabinet, with china, &c.-and two superb elbow-chairs, the gift of
+Constable, carved most magnificently, with groups of children, fruit,
+and flowers, in the Italian taste: they came from Rome, and are much
+admired. It seems to me that the mirror you mention, being framed in
+carved box, would answer admirably well with the chairs, which are of
+the same material. The mirror should, I presume, be placed over
+the drawing-room chimney-piece; and opposite to it I mean to put an
+antique table of mosaic marbles, to support Chantrey's bust. A good
+sofa would be desirable, and so would the tapestry screen, if really
+fresh and beautiful; but as much of our furniture will be a little
+antiquated, one would not run too much into that taste in so small an
+apartment. For the library I have the old oak chairs now in the little
+armoury, eight in number, and we might add one or two pair of the
+ebony chairs you mention. I should think this enough, for many seats
+in such a room must impede access to the books; and I don't mean
+the library to be on ordinary occasions a public room. Perhaps the
+tapestry-screen would suit better here than in the drawing-room. I
+have one library table here, and shall have another made for atlases
+and prints. For the hall I have four chairs of black oak. In other
+matters we can make it out well enough. In fact, it is my object
+rather to keep under my new accommodations at first, both to avoid
+immediate outlay, and that I may leave room for pretty things which
+may occur hereafter. I would to Heaven I could take a cruise with you
+through the brokers, which would be the pleasantest affair possible,
+only I am afraid I should make a losing voyage of it. Mr. Atkinson has
+missed a little my idea of the oratory, fitting it up entirely as
+a bookcase, whereas I should like to have had recesses for
+curiosities--for the Bruce's skull--for a crucifix, &c., &c.-in short,
+a little cabinet instead of a book-closet. Four sides of books would
+be perfectly sufficient; the other four, so far as not occupied by
+door or window, should be arranged tastefully for antiquities, &c.,
+like the inside of an antique cabinet, with drawers, and shottles, and
+funny little arches. The oak screen dropped as from the clouds: it is
+most acceptable; I might have guessed there was only one kind friend
+so ready to supply hay to my hobby-horse. You have my views in these
+matters and your own taste; and I will send the _needful_ when
+you apprise me of the amount total. Where things are not quite
+satisfactory, it is better to wait a while on every account, for the
+amusement is over when one has room for nothing more. The house is
+completely roofed, &c., and looks worthy of Mrs. Terry's painting. I
+never saw anything handsomer than the grouping of towers, chimneys,
+&c. upon the roof, when seen at a proper distance.
+
+Once more, let me wish you joy of your professional success. I can
+judge, by a thousand minute items, of the advance you make with the
+public, just as I can of the gradual progress of my trees, because I
+am interested in both events. You may say, like Burke, you were not
+'coaxed and dandled into eminence' but have fought your way gallantly,
+shown your passport at every barrier, and been always a step in
+advance, without a single retrograde movement. Every one wishes to
+advance rapidly, but when the desired position is gained, it is far
+more easily maintained by him whose ascent has been gradual, and whose
+favour is founded not on the unreasonable expectations entertained
+from one or two seasons, but from an habitual experience of the power
+of pleasing during several years. You say not a word of poor Wattles.
+I hope little Miss has not put his nose out of joint entirely.
+
+I have not been very well--a whoreson thickness of blood, and a
+depression of spirits arising from the loss of friends (to whom I
+am now to add poor Wedderburne), have annoyed me much; and _Peveril_
+will, I fear, smell of the apoplexy. I propose a good rally, however,
+and hope it will be a powerful effect. My idea is, _entre nous_, a
+Scotch archer in the French King's guard, _tempore_ Louis XI, the most
+picturesque of all times.
+
+
+
+TO J.B.S. MORRITT
+
+_A brave face to the world_
+
+
+Edinburgh, 6 _Feb._ 1826.
+
+MY DEAR MORRITT,
+
+It is very true I have been, and am in danger, of a pecuniary loss,
+and probably a very large one, which in the uncertainty I look at as
+to the full extent, being the manly way of calculating such matters,
+since one may be better, but can hardly be worse. I can't say I
+feel overjoyed at losing a large sum of hard-earned money in a most
+unexpected manner, for all men considered Constable's people secure as
+the Bank; yet, as I have obtained an arrangement of payment convenient
+for every body concerned, and easy for myself, I cannot say that I
+care much about the matter. Some economical restrictions I will make;
+and it happened oddly that they were such as Lady Scott and myself
+had almost determined upon without this compulsion. Abbotsford will
+henceforth be our only establishment; and during the time I must be
+in town, I will take my bed at the Albyn Club. We shall also break
+off the rather excessive hospitality to which we were exposed, and no
+longer stand host and hostess to all that do pilgrimage to Melrose.
+Then I give up an expensive farm, which I always hated, and turn
+all my odds and ends into cash. I do not reckon much on my literary
+exertions--I mean in proportion to former success--because popular
+taste may fluctuate. But with a moderate degree of the favour which
+I have always had, my time my own, and my mind unplagued about other
+things, I may boldly promise myself soon to get the better of this
+blow. In these circumstances, I should be unjust and ungrateful to ask
+or accept the pity of my friends. I for one, do not see there is much
+occasion for making moan about it. My womankind will be the greater
+sufferers,--yet even they look cheerily forward; and, for myself, the
+blowing off my hat in a stormy day has given me more uneasiness.
+
+I envy your Brighton party, and your fine weather. When I was at
+Abbotsford the mercury was down at six or seven in the morning more
+than once. I am hammering away at a bit of a story from the old affair
+of the _diablerie_ at Woodstock in the Long Parliament times. I don't
+like it much. I am obliged to hamper my fanatics greatly too much
+to make them effective; but I make the sacrifice on principle; so,
+perhaps, I shall deserve good success in other parts of the work.
+You will be surprised when I tell you that I have written a volume in
+exactly fifteen days. To be sure, I permitted no interruptions. But
+then I took exercise, and for ten days of the fifteen attended the
+Court of Session from two to four hours every day. This is nothing,
+however, to writing _Ivanhoe_ when I had the actual cramp in my
+stomach; but I have no idea of these things preventing a man
+from doing what he has a mind. My love to all the party at
+Brighton--fireside party I had almost said, but you scorn my
+words--seaside party then be it. Lady Scott and Anne join in kindest
+love. I must close my letter, for one of the consequences of our
+misfortunes is, that we dine every day at half-past four o'clock;
+which premature hour arises, I suppose, from sorrow being hungry as
+well as thirsty. One most laughable part of our tragic comedy was,
+that every friend in the world came formally, just as they do here
+when a relation dies, thinking that the eclipse of _les beaux yeux de
+ma cassette_ was perhaps a loss as deserving of consolation.
+
+
+
+TO MARIA EDGEWORTH
+
+_Time's revenges_
+
+
+Edinburgh, 23 _June_, 1830.
+
+MY DEAR MISS EDGEWORTH,
+
+Nothing would be so valuable to me as the mark of kindness which you
+offer, and yet my kennel is so much changed since I had the pleasure
+of seeing you, that I must not accept of what I wished so sincerely
+to possess. I am the happy owner of two of the noble breed, each of
+gigantic size, and the gift of that sort of Highlander whom we call a
+High Chief, so I would hardly be justified in parting with them even
+to make room for your kind present, and I should have great doubts
+whether the mountaineers would receive the Irish stranger with due
+hospitality. One of them I had from poor Glengarry, who, with all the
+wild and fierce points of his character, had a kind, honest, and
+warm heart. The other from a young friend, whom Highlanders call
+MacVourigh, and Lowlanders MacPherson of Cluny. He is a fine spirited
+boy, fond of his people and kind to them, and the best dancer of a
+Highland reel now living. I fear I must not add a third to Nimrod and
+Bran, having little use for them except being pleasant companions. As
+to labouring in their vocation, we have only one wolf which I know
+of, kept in a friend's menagerie near me, and no wild deer. Walter
+has some roebucks indeed, but Lochore is far off, and I begin to
+feel myself distressed at running down these innocent and beautiful
+creatures, perhaps because I cannot gallop so fast after them as to
+drown sense of the pain we are inflicting. And yet I suspect I am like
+the sick fox; and if my strength and twenty years could come back, I
+would become again a copy of my namesake, remembered by the sobriquet
+of Walter _ill tae hauld_ (to hold, that is). 'But age has clawed
+me in its clutch,' and there is no remedy for increasing disability
+except dying, which is an awkward score.
+
+There is some chance of my retiring from my official situation upon
+the changes in the Court of Session. They cannot reduce my office,
+though they do not wish to fill it up with a new occupant. I shall be
+therefore _de trop_; and in these days of economy they will be better
+pleased to let me retire on three parts of my salary than to keep me a
+Clerk of Session on the whole; and small grief at our parting, as the
+old horse said to the broken cart. And yet, though I thought such a
+proposal when first made was like a Pisgah peep at Paradise, I cannot
+help being a little afraid of changing the habits of a long life all
+of a sudden and for ever. You ladies have always your work-basket and
+stocking-knitting to wreak an hour of tediousness upon. The routine of
+business serves, I suspect, for the same purpose to us male wretches;
+it is seldom a burden to the mind, but a something which must be done,
+and is done almost mechanically; and though dull judges and duller
+clerks, the routine of law proceedings, and law forms, are very unlike
+the plumed troops and the tug of war, yet the result is the same.
+The occupation's gone. The morning, that the day's news must all be
+gathered from other sources--that the jokes which the principal Clerks
+of Session have laughed at weekly for a century, and which would not
+move a muscle of any other person's face, must be laid up to perish
+like those of Sancho in the Sierra Morena--I don't above half like
+forgetting all these moderate habits, and yet
+
+ Ah, freedom is a noble thing!
+
+as says the old Scottish poet. So I will cease my regrets, or lay them
+by to be taken up and used as arguments of comfort, in case I do not
+slip my cable after all, which is highly possible. Lockhart and Sophia
+have taken up their old residence at Chiefswood. They are very fond of
+the place; and I am glad also my grandchildren will be bred near the
+heather, for certain qualities which I think are best taught there.
+
+
+
+
+SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE
+
+1772-1834
+
+
+
+TO CHARLES LAMB
+
+_A sympathetic reply_[1]
+
+
+28 _Sept._ 1796.
+
+Your letter, my friend, struck me with a mighty horror. It rushed upon
+me and stupefied my feelings. You bid me write you a religious letter;
+I am not a man who would attempt to insult the greatness of your
+anguish by any other consolation. Heaven knows that in the easiest
+fortunes there is much dissatisfaction and weariness of spirit:
+much that calls for the exercise of patience and resignation; but
+in storms, like these, that shake the dwelling and make the heart
+tremble, there is no middle way between despair and the yielding up of
+the whole spirit unto the guidance of faith. And surely it is a matter
+of joy, that your faith in Jesus has been preserved; the Comforter
+that should relieve you is not far from you. But as you are a
+Christian, in the name of that Saviour, who was filled with bitterness
+and made drunken with wormwood, I conjure you to have recourse in
+frequent prayer to 'his God and your God'; the God of mercies, and
+father of all comfort. Your poor father is, I hope, almost senseless
+of the calamity; the unconscious instrument of Divine Providence knows
+it not, and your mother is in heaven. It is sweet to be roused from
+a frightful dream by the song of birds, and the gladsome rays of
+the morning. Ah, how infinitely more sweet to be awakened from the
+blackness and amazement of a sudden horror by the glories of God
+manifest and the hallelujahs of angels.
+
+As to what regards yourself, I approve altogether of your abandoning
+what you justly call vanities. I look upon you as a man called by
+sorrow and anguish and a strange desolation of hopes into quietness,
+and a soul set apart and made peculiar to God. We cannot arrive at any
+portion of heavenly bliss without in some measure imitating Christ;
+and they arrive at the largest inheritance who imitate the most
+difficult parts of His character, and, bowed down and crushed under
+foot, cry in fullness of faith, 'Father, Thy will be done.'
+
+I wish above measure to have you for a little while here--no visitants
+shall blow on the nakedness of your feelings--you shall be quiet, and
+your spirit may be healed. I see no possible objection, unless your
+father's helplessness prevent you, and unless you are necessary to
+him. If this be not the case, I charge you write me that you will
+come.
+
+I charge you, my dearest friend, not to dare to encourage gloom or
+despair--you are a temporary sharer in human miseries, that you may
+be an eternal partaker of the Divine nature. I charge you, if by any
+means it be possible, come to me.
+
+[Footnote 1: See Letter, p. 355.]
+
+
+
+TO JOSEPH COTTLE
+
+_Literary adventurers_
+
+
+[1798.]
+
+MY DEAR COTTLE,
+
+Neither Wordsworth nor myself could have been otherwise than
+uncomfortable, if any but yourself had received from us the first
+offer of our tragedies, and of the volume of Wordsworth's poems. At
+the same time, we did not expect that you could with prudence and
+propriety, advance such a sum as we should want at the time we
+specified. In short, we both regard the publication of our tragedies
+as an evil. It is not impossible but that in happier times they may be
+brought on the stage: and to throw away this chance for a mere trifle,
+would be to make the present moment act fraudulently and usuriously
+towards the future time.
+
+My tragedy employed and strained all my thoughts and faculties for
+six or seven months; Wordsworth consumed far more time, and far more
+thought, and far more genius. We consider the publication of them
+an evil on any terms; but our thoughts were bent on a plan for the
+accomplishment of which a certain sum of money was necessary, (the
+whole) at that particular time, and in order to do this we resolved,
+although reluctantly, to part with our tragedies: that is, if we
+could obtain thirty guineas for each, and at less than thirty guineas
+Wordsworth will not part with the copyright of his volume of poems. We
+shall offer the tragedies to no one, for we have determined to procure
+the money some other way. If you choose the volume of poems, at
+the price mentioned, to be paid at the time specified, i.e. thirty
+guineas, to be paid sometime in the last fortnight of July, you may
+have them; but remember, my dear fellow! I write to you now merely as
+a bookseller, and entreat you, in your answer, to consider yourself
+only; as to us, although money is necessary to our plan [that of
+visiting Germany], yet the plan is not necessary to our happiness; and
+if it were, W. would sell his poems for that sum to some one else,
+or we could procure the money without selling the poems. So I entreat
+you, again and again, in your answer, which must be immediate,
+consider yourself only.
+
+Wordsworth has been caballed against _so long and so loudly_, that
+he has found it impossible to prevail on the tenant of the Allfoxden
+estate to let him the house, after their first agreement is expired,
+so he must quit it at midsummer; whether we shall be able to procure
+him a house and furniture near Stowey, we know not, and yet we must:
+for the hills, and the woods, and the streams, and the sea, and the
+shores would break forth into reproaches against us, if we did not
+strain every nerve to keep their poet among them. Without joking, and
+in serious sadness, Poole and I cannot endure to think of losing him.
+
+At all events, come down, Cottle, as soon as you can, but before
+midsummer, and we will procure a horse easy as thy own soul, and we
+will go on a roam to Lynton and Lynmouth, which, if thou comest in
+May, will be in all their pride of woods and waterfalls, not to speak
+of its august cliffs, and the green ocean, and the vast valley of
+stones, all which live disdainful of the seasons, or accept new
+honours only from the winter's snow. At all events come down, and
+cease not to believe me much and affectionately your friend.
+
+
+
+TO JOSIAH WADE
+
+_A public example_
+
+
+Bristol, 26 _June_, 1814.
+
+DEAR SIR,
+
+For I am unworthy to call any good man friend--much less you, whose
+hospitality and love I have abused; accept, however, my entreaties for
+your forgiveness, and for your prayers.
+
+Conceive a poor miserable wretch, who for many years has been
+attempting to beat off pain, by a constant recurrence to the vice that
+reproduces it. Conceive a spirit in hell, employed in tracing out for
+others the road to that heaven, from which his crimes exclude him! In
+short, conceive whatever is most wretched, helpless, and hopeless, and
+you will form as tolerable a notion of my state, as it is possible for
+a good man to have.
+
+I used to think the text in St. James that 'he who offendeth in one
+point, offends in all,' very harsh; but I now feel the awful, the
+tremendous truth of it. In the one crime of OPIUM, what crime have
+I not made myself guilty of! Ingratitude to my Maker! and to my
+benefactors--injustice! _and unnatural cruelty to my poor children!
+_--self-contempt for my repeated promise-breach, nay, too often,
+actual falsehood!
+
+After my death, I earnestly entreat that a full and unqualified
+narration of my wretchedness, and of its guilty cause, may be made
+public, that, at least, some little good may be effected by the
+direful example!
+
+May God Almighty bless you, and have mercy on your still affectionate,
+and, in his heart, grateful
+
+S.T.C.
+
+
+
+TO THOMAS ALLSOP
+
+_Himself and his detractors_
+
+
+2 _Dec._ 1818.
+
+MY DEAR SIR,
+
+I cannot express how kind I felt your letter. Would to Heaven I had
+had many with feelings like yours, 'accustomed to express themselves
+warmly and (as far as the word is applicable to you), even
+enthusiastically'. But alas! during the prime manhood of my intellect
+I had nothing but cold water thrown on my efforts. I speak not now of
+my systematic and most unprovoked maligners. On _them_ I have retorted
+only by pity and by prayer. These may have, and doubtless have, joined
+with the frivolity of 'the reading public' in checking and almost in
+preventing the sale of my works; and so far have done injury to
+my _purse_. _Me_ they have not injured. But I have loved with
+enthusiastic self-oblivion those who have been so well pleased that
+I should, year after year, flow with a hundred nameless rills into
+_their_ main stream, that they could find nothing but cold praise and
+effective discouragement of every attempt of mine to roll onward in a
+distinct current of my own; who _admitted_ that the _Ancient Mariner_,
+the _Christabel_, the _Remorse_, and some pages of the _Friend_
+were not without merit, but were abundantly anxious to acquit their
+judgements of any blindness to the very numerous defects. Yet they
+_knew_ that to _praise_, as mere praise, I was characteristically,
+almost constitutionally, indifferent. In sympathy alone I found at
+once nourishment and stimulus; and for sympathy _alone_ did my heart
+crave. They knew, too, how long and faithfully I have acted on the
+maxim, never to admit the _faults_ of a work of genius to those who
+denied or were incapable of feeling and understanding the _beauties_;
+not from wilful partiality, but as well knowing that in _saying_ truth
+I should, to such critics, convey falsehood. If, in one instance, in
+my literary life I have appeared to deviate from this rule, first,
+it was not till the fame of the writer (which I had been for fourteen
+years successfully toiling like a second Ali to build up) had been
+established; and secondly and chiefly, with the purpose and, I may
+safely add, with the _effect_ of rescuing the necessary task from
+Malignant Defamers, and in order to set forth the excellences and the
+trifling proportion which the defects bore to the excellences. But
+this, my dear sir, is a mistake to which affectionate natures are too
+liable, though I do not remember to have ever seen it noticed--the
+mistaking those who are desirous and well pleased to be loved _by_
+you, for those who love you. Add, as a more general cause, the fact
+that I neither am nor ever have been of any party. What wonder, then,
+if I am left to decide which has been my worst enemy, the broad,
+pre-determined abuse of the _Edinburgh Review_, &c., or the cold and
+brief compliments, with the warm _regrets_, of the _Quarterly_? After
+all, however, I have now but one sorrow relative to the ill success of
+my literary toils (and toils they have been, _though not undelightful
+toils_), and this arises wholly from the almost insurmountable
+difficulties which the anxieties of to-day oppose to my completion
+of the great work, the form and materials of which it has been the
+employment of the best and most genial hours of the last twenty years
+to mature and collect.
+
+If I could but have a tolerably numerous audience to my first, or
+first and second Lectures on the _History of Philosophy_, I should
+entertain a strong hope of success, because I know that these lectures
+will be found by far the most interesting and _entertaining_ of any
+that I have yet delivered, independent of the more permanent interest
+of rememberable instruction. Few and unimportant would the errors of
+men be, if they did but know, first, _what they themselves meant_;
+and, secondly, what the _words_ mean by which they attempt to convey
+their meaning, and I can conceive no subject so well fitted to
+exemplify the mode and the importance of these two points as the
+History of Philosophy, treated as in the scheme of these lectures.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The Great Work described_
+
+
+_Jan._ 1821.
+
+... I have already the _written_ materials and contents, requiring
+only to be put together from the loose papers and commonplace or
+memorandum books, and needing no other change, whether of omission,
+addition, or correction, than the mere act of arranging, and the
+opportunity of seeing the whole collectively bring with them of course
+(1) Characteristics of Shakespeare's dramatic works, with a critical
+review of each play; together with a relative and comparative critique
+on the kind and degree of the merits and demerits of the dramatic
+works of Ben Jonson, Beaumont and Fletcher, and Massinger. The
+History of the English Drama; the accidental advantages it afforded
+to Shakespeare, without in the least detracting from the perfect
+originality or proper creation of the Shakespearian Drama; the
+contradistinction of the latter from the Greek Drama, and its still
+remaining _uniqueness_, with the causes of this, from the combined
+influences of Shakespeare himself, as man, poet, philosopher, and
+finally, by conjunction of all these, dramatic poet; and of the age,
+events, manners, and state of the English language. This work, with
+every art of compression, amounts to three volumes of about five
+hundred pages each. (2) Philosophical Analysis of the Genius and Works
+of Dante, Spenser, Milton, Cervantes, and Calderon, with similar, but
+more compressed criticisms on Chaucer, Ariosto, Donne, Rabelais, and
+others, during the predominance of the Romantic Poetry. In one large
+volume. These two works will, I flatter myself, form a complete code
+of the principles of judgement and feeling applied to works of Taste;
+and not of Poetry only, but of Poesy in all its forms, Painting,
+Statuary, Music, &c., &c. (3) The History of Philosophy considered
+as a Tendency of the Human Mind to exhibit the Powers of the Human
+Reason, to discover by its own Strength the Origin and Laws of Man and
+the World, from Pythagoras to Locke and Condillac. Two volumes.
+(4) Letters on the Old and New Testament, and on the Doctrine
+and Principles held in common by the Fathers and Founders of the
+Reformation, addressed to a candidate for Holy Orders, including
+advice on the Plan and Subjects of Preaching, proper to a Minister of
+the Established Church.
+
+To the completion of these four works, I have literally nothing more
+to do than to _transcribe_; but, as I before hinted, from so many
+scraps and _sibylline_ leaves, including margins of books and blank
+pages, that, unfortunately, I must be my own scribe, and not done by
+myself, they will be all but lost; or perhaps (as has been too often
+the case already) furnish feathers for the caps of others; some for
+this purpose, and some to plume the arrows of detraction, to be let
+fly against the luckless bird from whom they had been plucked or
+moulted.
+
+In addition to these--of my GREAT WORK, to the preparation of which
+more than twenty years of my life have been devoted, and on which
+my hopes of extensive and permanent utility, of fame, in the noblest
+sense of the word, mainly rest--that, by which I might,
+
+ As now by thee, by all the good be known,
+ When this weak frame lies moulder'd in the grave,
+ Which self-surviving I might call my own,
+ Which folly cannot mar, nor hate deprave--
+ The incense of those powers, which, risen in flame,
+ Might make me dear to Him from whom they came.
+
+Of this work, to which all my other writings (unless I except my
+Poems, and these I can exclude in part only) are introductory and
+preparative; and the result of which (if the premises be, as I, with
+the most tranquil assurance, am convinced they are--insubvertible,
+the deductions legitimate, and the conclusions commensurate, and only
+commensurate, with both) must finally be a revolution of all that has
+been called _philosophy_ or metaphysics in England and France, since
+the era of the commencing predominance of the mechanical system at
+the restoration of our second Charles, and with this the present
+fashionable views, not only of religion, morals, and politics but
+even of the modern physics and physiology. You will not blame the
+earnestness of my expressions, nor the high importance which I attach
+to this work: for how, with less noble objects, and less faith in
+their attainment, could I stand acquitted of folly, and abuse of time,
+talents, and learning in a labour of three-fourths of my intellectual
+life? Of this work, something more than a volume has been dictated
+by me, so as to exist fit for the press, to my friend and enlightened
+pupil, Mr. Green; and more than as much again would have been evolved
+and delivered to paper, but that, for the last six or eight months,
+I have been compelled to break off our weekly meeting, from the
+necessity of writing (alas! alas! of attempting to write) for
+purposes, and on the subjects, of the passing day. Of my poetic works
+I would fain finish the _Christabel_! Alas! for the proud time when I
+planned, when I had present to my mind, the materials, as well as
+the scheme, of the Hymns entitled _Spirit_, _Sun_, _Earth_, _Air_,
+_Water_, _Fire_ and _Man_; and the Epic Poem on what still appears
+to me the one only fit subject remaining for an epic poem--Jerusalem
+besieged and destroyed by Titus.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Reminiscences_
+
+
+4 March, 1822.
+
+My Dearest Friend,
+
+I have been much more than ordinarily unwell for more than a week
+past--my sleeps worse than my vigils, my nights than my days;
+
+ --The night's dismay
+ Sadden'd and stunned the intervening day;
+
+but last night I had not only a calmer night, without roaming in my
+dreams through any of Swedenborg's Hells _modérés_; but arose this
+morning lighter and with a sense of _relief_....
+
+I shall make you smile, as I did dear Mary Lamb, when I say that you
+sometimes mistake my position. As individual to individual, from
+my childhood, I do not remember feeling myself either superior or
+inferior to any human being; except by an act of my own will in cases
+of real or imagined moral or intellectual superiority. In regard to
+worldly rank, from eight years old to nineteen, I was habituated,
+nay, naturalised, to look up to men circumstanced as you are, as my
+superiors--a large number of our governors, and almost _all_ of those
+whom we regarded as greater men still, and whom we saw most of, _viz._
+our committee governors, were such--and as neither awake nor asleep
+have I any other feelings than what I had at Christ's Hospital,
+I distinctly remember that I felt a little flush of pride and
+consequence--just like what we used to feel at school when the boys
+came running to us--'Coleridge! here's your friends want you--they are
+quite _grand_,' or 'It is quite a _lady_'--when I first heard who you
+were, and laughed at myself for it with that pleasurable sensation
+that, spite of my sufferings at that school, still accompanies any
+sudden reawakening of our school-boy feelings and notions. And oh,
+from sixteen to nineteen what hours of Paradise had Allen and I in
+escorting the Miss Evanses home on a Saturday, who were then at a
+milliner's whom we used to think, and who I believe really was, such
+a nice lady;--and we used to carry thither, of a summer morning, the
+pillage of the flower gardens within six miles of town, with Sonnet
+or Love Rhyme wrapped round the nose-gay. To be feminine, kind, and
+genteelly (what I should now call neatly) dressed, these were the only
+things to which my head, heart, or imagination had any polarity, and
+what I was then, I still am.
+
+God bless you and yours.
+
+
+
+
+ROBERT SOUTHEY
+
+1774-1843
+
+
+
+TO JOSEPH COTTLE
+
+_Question of copyrights_
+
+
+Greta Hall, 20 _April_, 1808.
+
+My dear Cottle,...
+
+What you say of my copyrights affected me very much. Dear Cottle, set
+your heart at rest on that subject. It ought to be at rest. These were
+yours, fairly bought, and fairly sold. You bought them on the chance
+of their success, which no London bookseller would have done; and had
+they not been bought, they could not have been published at all. Nay,
+if you had not purchased _Joan of Arc_, the poem never would have
+existed, nor should I, in all probability, ever have obtained that
+reputation which is the capital on which I subsist, nor that power
+which enables me to support it.
+
+But this is not all. Do you suppose, Cottle, that I have forgotten
+those true and most essential acts of friendship which you showed me
+when I stood most in need of them? Your house was my house when I had
+no other. The very money with which I bought my wedding-ring, and paid
+my marriage fees, was supplied by you. It was with your sisters I left
+Edith during my six months' absence, and for the six months after my
+return it was from you that I received, week by week, the little on
+which we lived, till I was enabled to live by other means. It is not
+the settling of a cash account that can cancel obligations like these.
+You are in the habit of preserving your letters, and if you were
+not, I would entreat you to preserve _this_, that it might be seen
+hereafter. Sure I am, there never was a more generous or a kinder
+heart than yours; and you will believe me when I add, that there does
+not live that man upon earth, whom I remember with more gratitude
+and more affection. My heart throbs and my eyes burn with these
+recollections. Good night! my dear old friend and benefactor.
+
+
+
+TO JOHN MAY
+
+_Waterloo_
+
+
+Liège, 6 _Oct._ 1815. Six p.m.
+
+My dear friend,
+
+I have a happy habit of making the best of all things; and being just
+at this time as uncomfortable as the dust and bustle, and all the
+disagreeables of an inn in a large filthy manufacturing city can make
+me, I have called for pen, ink, and paper, and am actually writing in
+the bar, the door open to the yard opposite to this unwiped table, the
+doors open to the public room, where two men are dining, and talking
+French, and a woman servant at my elbow is lighting a fire for our
+party. Presently the folding-doors are to be shut, the ladies are to
+descend from their chambers, the bar will be kept appropriated to our
+house, the male part of the company will get into good humour, dinner
+will be ready, and then I must lay aside the grey goose-quill. As a
+preliminary to these promised comforts, the servant is mopping the
+hearth, which is composed (like a tesselated pavement) of little
+bricks about two inches long by half an inch wide, set within a broad
+black stone frame. The fuel is of fire-balls, a mixture of pulverized
+coal and clay. I have seen a great deal and heard a great deal,--more,
+indeed, than I can keep pace with in my journal, though I strive hard
+to do it; but I minute down short notes in my pencil-book with all
+possible care, and hope, in the end, to lose nothing....
+
+Flanders is a most interesting country. Bruges, the most striking city
+I have ever seen, an old city in perfect preservation. It seems as if
+not a house had been built during the last two centuries, and not a
+house suffered to pass to decay. The poorest people seem to be well
+lodged, and there is a general air of sufficiency, cleanliness,
+industry, and comfort, which I have never seen in any other place. The
+cities have grown worse as we advanced. At Namur we reached a dirty
+city, situated in a romantic country; the Meuse there reminded me of
+the Thames from your delightful house, an island in size and shape
+resembling that upon which I have often wished for a grove of poplars,
+coming just in the same position. From thence along the river to this
+abominable place, the country is, for the greater part, as lovely as
+can be imagined....
+
+Our weather hitherto has been delightful. This was especially
+fortunate at Waterloo and at Ligny, where we had much ground to walk
+over. It would surprise you to see how soon nature has recovered from
+the injuries of war. The ground is ploughed and sown, and grain and
+flowers and seeds already growing over the field of battle, which is
+still strewn with vestiges of the slaughter, caps, cartridges, boxes,
+hats, &c. We picked up some French cards and some bullets, and we
+purchased a French pistol and two of the eagles which the infantry
+wear upon their caps. What I felt upon this ground, it would be
+difficult to say; what I saw, and still more what I heard, there is no
+time at present for saying. In prose and in verse you shall some day
+hear the whole. At Les Quatre Bras, I saw two graves, which probably
+the dogs or the swine had opened. In the one were the ribs of a human
+body, projecting through the mould; in the other, the whole skeleton
+exposed. Some of our party told me of a third, in which the worms were
+at work, but I shrunk from the sight. You will rejoice to hear that
+the English are as well spoken of for their deportment in peace as in
+war. It is far otherwise with the Prussians. Concerning them there is
+but one opinion; their brutality is said to exceed that of the French,
+and of their intolerable insolence I have heard but too many proofs.
+That abominable old Frederic made them a military nation, and this is
+the inevitable consequence. This very day we passed a party on their
+way towards France--some hundred or two. Two gentlemen and two ladies
+of the country, in a carriage, had come up with them; and these
+ruffians would not allow them to pass, but compelled them to wait and
+follow the slow pace of foot soldiers! This we ourselves saw. Next to
+the English, the Belgians have the best character for discipline....
+
+I bought at Bruges a French History of Brazil, just published by M.
+Alphonse de Beauchamp, in 3 vols. 8vo. He says, in his Preface, that
+having finished the first two volumes, he thought it advisable to see
+if any new light had been thrown upon the subject by modern authors.
+Meantime, a compilation upon this history had appeared in England,
+but the English author, Mr. Southey, had brought no new lights; he had
+promised much for his second volume, but the hope of literary Europe
+had been again deceived, for this second volume, so emphatically
+promised, had not appeared. I dare say no person regrets this delay
+so much as M. Beauchamp, he having stolen the whole of his two first
+volumes, and about the third part of the other, from the very Mr.
+Southey whom he abuses. He has copied my references as the list of his
+own authorities (MSS. and all), and he has committed blunders which
+prove, beyond all doubt, that he does not understand Portuguese. I
+have been much diverted by this fellow's impudence.
+
+The table is laid, and the knives and forks rattling a pleasant note
+of preparation, as the woman waiter arranges them.
+
+God bless you! I have hurried through the sheet, and thus pleasantly
+beguiled what would have been a very unpleasant hour. We are all well,
+and your god-daughter has seen a live emperor at Brussels. I feel the
+disadvantage of speaking French ill, and understanding it by the ear
+worse. Nevertheless, I speak it without remorse, make myself somehow
+or other understood, and get at what I want to know. Once more, God
+bless you, my dear friend.
+
+
+
+To HENRY TAYLOR
+
+_Anastasius Hope_
+
+
+Keswick, 15 _July_, 1831.
+
+... Have you seen the strange book which Anastasius Hope left
+for publication, and which his representatives, in spite of all
+dissuasion, have published? His notion of immortality and heaven is,
+that at the consummation of all things he, and you, and I, and John
+Murray, and Nebuchadnezzar, and Lambert the fat man, and the living
+skeleton, and Queen Elizabeth, and the Hottentot Venus, and Thurtell,
+and Probert, and the twelve Apostles, and the noble army of martyrs,
+and Genghis Khan, and all his armies, and Noah with all his ancestors
+and all his posterity--yea, all men and all women, and all children
+that have ever been or ever shall be, saints and sinners alike--are
+all to be put together, and made into one great celestial eternal
+human being. He does not seem to have known how nearly this approaches
+to Swedenborg's fancy. I do not like the scheme. I don't like the
+notion of being mixed up with Hume, and Hunt, and Whittle Harvey, and
+Philpotts, and Lord Althorpe, and the Huns, and the Hottentots, and
+the Jews, and the Philistines, and the Scotch, and the Irish. God
+forbid! I hope to be I myself; I, in an English heaven, with you
+yourself--you, and some others, without whom heaven would be no heaven
+to me. God bless you!
+
+
+
+TO EDWARD MOXON
+
+_Recollections of the Lambs_
+
+
+Keswick, 2 _Feb._ 1836.
+
+My dear sir,
+
+I have been too closely engaged in clearing off the second volume of
+Cowper to reply to your inquiries concerning poor Lamb sooner. His
+acquaintance with Coleridge began at Christ's Hospital; Lamb was
+some two years, I think, his junior. Whether he was ever one of the
+_Grecians_ there, might be ascertained, I suppose, by inquiring. My
+own impression is, that he was not. Coleridge introduced me to him
+in the winter of 1794-5, and to George Dyer also, from whom, if his
+memory has not failed, you might probably learn more of Lamb's early
+history than from any other person. Lloyd, Wordsworth, and Hazlitt
+became known to him through their connexion with Coleridge.
+
+When I saw the family (one evening only, and at that time), they were
+lodging somewhere near Lincoln's Inn, on the western side (I forget
+the street), and were evidently in uncomfortable circumstances. The
+father and mother were both living; and I have some dim recollection
+of the latter's invalid appearance. The father's senses had failed him
+before that time. He published some poems in quarto. Lamb showed me
+once an imperfect copy: the _Sparrow's Wedding_ was the title of the
+longest piece, and this was the author's favourite; he liked, in his
+dotage, to hear Charles read it.
+
+His most familiar friend, when I first saw him, was White, who held
+some office at Christ's Hospital, and continued intimate with him as
+long as he lived. You know what Elia says of him. He and Lamb were
+joint authors of the _Original Letters of Falstaff_. Lamb, I believe,
+first appeared as an author in the second edition of Coleridge's
+_Poems_ (Bristol, 1797), and, secondly, in the little volume of blank
+verse with Lloyd (1798). Lamb, Lloyd, and White were inseparable in
+1798; the two latter at one time lodged together, though no two men
+could be imagined more unlike each other. Lloyd had no drollery in his
+nature; White seemed to have nothing else. You will easily understand
+how Lamb could sympathize with both.
+
+Lloyd, who used to form sudden friendships, was all but a stranger
+to me, when unexpectedly he brought Lamb down to visit me at a little
+village (Burton) near Christchurch, in Hampshire, where I was lodging
+in a very humble cottage. This was in the summer of 1797, and then, or
+in the following year, my correspondence with Lamb began. I saw more
+of him in 1802 than at any other time, for I was then six months
+resident in London. His visit to this county was before I came to it;
+it must have been either in that or in the following year: it was to
+Lloyd and to Coleridge.
+
+I had forgotten one of his schoolfellows, who is still living--C.V.
+Le Grice, a clergyman at or near Penzance. From him you might learn
+something of his boyhood.
+
+Cottle has a good likeness of Lamb, in chalk, taken by an artist named
+Robert Hancock, about the year 1798. It looks older than Lamb was at
+that time; but he was old-looking.
+
+Coleridge introduced him to Godwin, shortly after the first number
+of the _Anti-Jacobin Magazine and Review_ was published, with a
+caricature of Gillray's, in which Coleridge and I were introduced with
+asses' heads, and Lloyd and Lamb as toad and frog. Lamb got warmed
+with whatever was on the table, became disputatious, and said things
+to Godwin which made him quietly say, 'Pray, Mr. Lamb, are you toad
+or frog?' Mrs. Coleridge will remember the scene, which was to her
+sufficiently uncomfortable. But the next morning S.T.C. called on
+Lamb, and found Godwin breakfasting with him, from which time their
+intimacy began.
+
+His angry letter to me in the _Magazine_ arose out of a notion that
+an expression of mine in the _Quarterly Review_ would hurt the sale of
+_Elia_; some one, no doubt, had said that it would. I meant to serve
+the book, and very well remember how the offence happened. I had
+written that it wanted nothing to render it altogether delightful but
+a _saner_ religious feeling. _This_ would have been the proper word if
+any other person had written the book. Feeling its extreme unfitness
+as soon as it was written, I altered it immediately for the first word
+which came into my head, intending to remodel the sentence when it
+should come to me in the proof; and that proof never came. There can
+be no objection to your printing all that passed upon the occasion,
+beginning with the passage in the _Quarterly Review_, and giving his
+letter.
+
+I have heard Coleridge say that, in a fit of derangement, Lamb fancied
+himself to be young Norval. He told me this in relation to one of his
+poems.
+
+If you will print my lines to him upon his _Album Verses_, I will
+send you a corrected copy. You received his letters, I trust, which
+Cuthbert took with him to town in October. I wish they had been more,
+and wish, also, that I had more to tell you concerning him, and what
+I have told were of more value. But it is from such fragments of
+recollection, and such imperfect notices, that the materials for
+biography must, for the most part, be collected.
+
+
+
+
+=CHARLES LAMB=
+
+1775-1834
+
+
+
+TO SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE
+
+_Temporary frenzy_
+
+
+27 _May_, 1796.
+
+... Coleridge! I know not what suffering scenes you have gone through
+at Bristol. My life has been somewhat diversified of late. The six
+weeks that finished last year and began this, your very humble servant
+spent very agreeably in a madhouse, at Hoxton. I am got somewhat
+rational now, and don't bite anyone. But mad I was! And many a vagary
+my imagination played with me, enough to make a volume, if all were
+told. My sonnets I have extended to the number of nine since I saw
+you, and will some day communicate to you. I am beginning a poem
+in blank verse, which, if I finish, I publish.... Coleridge! it may
+convince you of my regards for you when I tell you my head ran on you
+in my madness, as much almost as on another person, who I am inclined
+to think was the more immediate cause of my temporary frenzy.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A friend in need_
+
+
+_Thursday, 11 June_, 1796.
+
+... After all, you cannot, nor ever will, write anything with which I
+shall be so delighted as what I have heard yourself repeat. You came
+to town, and I saw you at a time when your heart was yet bleeding
+with recent wounds. Like yourself, I was sore galled with disappointed
+hope. You had
+
+ --many an holy lay
+ That, mourning, soothed the mourner on his way;
+
+I had ears of sympathy to drink them in, and they yet vibrate pleasant
+on the sense. When I read in your little volume your nineteenth
+effusion, or the twenty-eighth or twenty-ninth, or what you call the
+_Sigh_, I think I hear _you_ again. I image to myself the little smoky
+room at the _Salutation and Cat_, where we have sat together through
+the winter nights, beguiling the cares of life with Poesy. When you
+left London, I felt a dismal void in my heart. I found myself cut off,
+at one and the same time, from two most dear to me. 'How blest with
+ye the path could I have trod of quiet life!' In your conversation you
+had blended so many pleasant fancies that they cheated me of my grief.
+But in your absence the tide of melancholy rushed in again, and did
+its worst mischief by overwhelming my reason. I have recovered, but
+feel a stupor that makes me indifferent to the hopes and fears of
+this life. I sometimes wish to introduce a religious turn of mind,
+but habits are strong things, and my religious fervours are confined,
+alas! to some fleeting moments of occasional solitary devotion. A
+correspondence, opening with you, has roused me a little from my
+lethargy, and made me conscious of existence. Indulge me in it: I will
+not be very troublesome! At some future time I will amuse you with
+an account, as full as my memory will permit, of the strange turn my
+frenzy took. I look back upon it at times with a gloomy kind of envy:
+for, while it lasted, I had many, many hours of pure happiness. Dream
+not, Coleridge, of having tasted all the grandeur and wildness of
+fancy till you have gone mad! All now seems to me vapid, comparatively
+so.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The tragedy_
+
+
+27 _Sept_. 1796.
+
+MY DEAREST FRIEND,
+
+White, or some of my friends, or the public papers, by this time may
+have informed you of the terrible calamities that have fallen on
+our family. I will only give you the outlines: My poor dear, dearest
+sister, in a fit of insanity, has been the death of our own mother. I
+was at hand only time enough to snatch the knife out of her grasp. She
+is at present in a madhouse, from whence I fear she must be moved to
+an hospital. God has preserved to me my senses; I eat, and drink, and
+sleep, and have my judgement, I believe, very sound. My poor father
+was slightly wounded, and I am left to take care of him and my aunt.
+Mr. Norris, of the Bluecoat School, has been very kind to us, and we
+have no other friend; but, thank God, I am very calm and composed, and
+able to do the best that remains to do. Write as religious a letter as
+possible, but no mention of what is gone and done with. With me 'the
+former things are passed away', and I have something more to do than
+to feel.
+
+God Almighty have us in His keeping!
+
+Mention nothing of poetry. I have destroyed every vestige of past
+vanities of that kind. Do as you please, but if you publish, publish
+mine (I give free leave) without name or initial, and never send me a
+book, I charge you.
+
+Your own judgement will convince you not to take any notice of this
+yet to your dear wife. You look after your family; I have reason
+and strength left to take care of mine. I charge you, don't think of
+coming to see me. Write. I will not see you if you come. God Almighty
+love you and all of us!
+
+
+
+TO WILLIAM WORDSWORTH
+
+_The delights of London_
+
+
+30 _Jan_. 1801.
+
+I ought before this to have replied to your very kind invitation into
+Cumberland. With you and your sister I could gang anywhere; but I am
+afraid whether I shall ever be able to afford so desperate a journey.
+Separate from the pleasure of your company, I don't much care if I
+never see a mountain in my life. I have passed all my days in London,
+until I have formed as many and intense local attachments as any of
+you mountaineers can have done with dead Nature. The lighted shops of
+the Strand and Fleet Street; the innumerable trades, tradesmen, and
+customers, coaches, waggons, playhouses; all the bustle and wickedness
+round about Covent Garden; the very women of the Town; the watchmen,
+drunken scenes, rattles;--life awake, if you awake, at all hours of
+the night; the crowds, the very dirt and mud, the sun shining upon
+houses and pavements, the printshops, the old book-stalls, parsons
+cheapening books, coffee-houses, steams of soups from kitchens, the
+pantomimes--London itself a pantomime and a masquerade--all these
+things work themselves into my mind, and feed me, without a power
+of satiating me. The wonder of these sights impels me often into
+night-walks about her crowded streets, and I often shed tears in the
+motley Strand from fullness of joy at so much life. All these
+emotions must be strange to you; so are your rural emotions to me. But
+consider, what must I have been doing all my life, not to have lent
+great portions of my heart with usury to such scenes?
+
+My attachments are all local, purely local. I have no passion (or have
+had none since I was in love, and then it was the spurious engendering
+of poetry and books) to groves and valleys. The rooms where I was
+born, the furniture which has been before my eyes all my life, a
+book-case which has followed me about like a faithful dog, (only
+exceeding him in knowledge,) wherever I have moved, old chairs,
+old tables, streets, squares, where I have sunned myself, my old
+school,--these are my mistresses,--have I not enough, without your
+mountains? I do not envy you. I should pity you, did I not know that
+the mind will make friends of anything. Your sun, and moon, and skies,
+and hills, and lakes, affect me no more, or scarcely come to me in
+more venerable characters, than as a gilded room with tapestry and
+tapers, where I might live with handsome visible objects. I consider
+the clouds above me but as a roof beautifully painted, but unable to
+satisfy the mind: and at last, like the pictures of the apartment of
+a connoisseur, unable to afford him any longer a pleasure. So fading
+upon me, from disuse, have been the beauties of Nature, as they have
+been confinedly called; so ever fresh, and green, and warm are all the
+inventions of men, and assemblies of men in this great city. I should
+certainly have laughed with dear Joanna.
+
+Give my kindest love, and my sister's, to D. and yourself; and a kiss
+from me to little Barbara Lewthwaite. Thank you for liking my play!
+
+
+
+TO THOMAS MANNING
+
+_At the Lakes_
+
+
+London, 24 _Sept_. 1802.
+
+My dear Manning,
+
+Since the date of my last letter I have been a traveller. A strong
+desire seized me of visiting remote regions. My first impulse was to
+go and see Paris. It was a trivial objection to my aspiring mind, that
+I did not understand a word of the language, since I certainly intend
+some time in my life to see Paris, and equally certainly intend never
+to learn the language; therefore that could be no objection. However,
+I am very glad I did not go, because you had left Paris (I see) before
+I could have set out. I believe Stoddart promising to go with me
+another year prevented that plan. My next scheme (for to my restless,
+ambitious mind London was become a bed of thorns) was to visit the
+far-famed peak in Derbyshire, where the Devil sits, they say, without
+breeches. _This_ my purer mind rejected as indelicate. And my final
+resolve was a tour to the Lakes. I set out with Mary to Keswick,
+without giving Coleridge any notice, for my time, being precious, did
+not admit of it. He received us with all the hospitality in the world,
+and gave up his time to show us all the wonders of the country. He
+dwells upon a small hill by the side of Keswick, in a comfortable
+house, quite enveloped on all sides by a net of mountains: great
+floundering bears and monsters they seemed, all couchant and asleep.
+We got in in the evening, travelling in a post-chaise from Penrith, in
+the midst of a gorgeous sunshine, which transmuted all the mountains
+into colours, purple, &c., &c. We thought we had got into fairy-land.
+But that went off (as it never came again; while we stayed we had no
+more fine sunsets); and we entered Coleridge's comfortable study just
+in the dusk, when the mountains were all dark with clouds upon their
+heads. Such an impression I never received from objects of sight
+before, nor do I suppose I can ever again. Glorious creatures, fine
+old fellows, Skiddaw, &c. I shall never forget ye, how ye lay about
+that night, like an intrenchment; gone to bed, as it seemed for the
+night, but promising that ye were to be seen in the morning. Coleridge
+had got a blazing fire in his study; which is a large, antique,
+ill-shaped room, with an old-fashioned organ, never played upon, big
+enough for a church, shelves of scattered folios, an Aeolian harp, and
+an old sofa, half bed, &c. And all looking out upon the last fading
+view of Skiddaw, and his broad-breasted brethren: what a night! Here
+we stayed three full weeks, in which time I visited Wordsworth's
+cottage, where we stayed a day or two with the Clarksons (good people,
+and most hospitable, at whose house we tarried one day and night), and
+saw Lloyd. The Wordsworths were gone to Calais. They have since been
+in London, and passed much time with us: he is now gone into Yorkshire
+to be married. So we have seen Keswick, Grasmere, Ambleside, Ulswater
+(where the Clarksons live), and a place at the other end of Ulswater;
+I forget the name; to which we travelled on a very sultry day, over
+the middle of Helvellyn. We have clambered up to the top of Skiddaw,
+and I have waded up the bed of Lodore. In fine, I have satisfied
+myself that there is such a thing as that which tourists call
+_romantic_, which I very much suspected before: they make such a
+spluttering about it, and toss their splendid epithets around them,
+till they give as dim a light as at four o'clock next morning the
+lamps do after an illumination. Mary was excessively tired when she
+got about half-way up Skiddaw, but we came to a cold rill (than which
+nothing can be imagined more cold, running over cold stones), and with
+the reinforcement of a draught of cold water, she surmounted it most
+manfully. Oh, its fine black head, and the bleak air atop of it, with
+a prospect of mountains all about and about, making you giddy; and
+then Scotland afar off, and the border countries so famous in song and
+ballad! It was a day that will stand out, like a mountain, I am sure,
+in my life. But I am returned (I have now been come home near three
+weeks; I was a month out), and you cannot conceive the degradation
+I felt at first, from being accustomed to wander free as air among
+mountains, and bathe in rivers without being controlled by any one, to
+come home and _work_. I felt very _little_. I had been dreaming I was
+a very great man. But that is going off, and I find I shall conform
+in time to that state of life to which it has pleased God to call me.
+Besides, after all, Fleet Street and the Strand are better places to
+live in for good and all than amidst Skiddaw. Still, I turn back to
+those great places where I wandered about, participating in their
+greatness. After all, I could not _live_ in Skiddaw. I could spend
+a year, two, three years among them, but I must have a prospect of
+seeing Fleet Street at the end of that time, or I should mope and pine
+away, I know. Still, Skiddaw is a fine creature.
+
+My habits are changing, I think, i.e. from drunk to sober. Whether
+I shall be happier or not remains to be proved. I shall certainly be
+more happy in a morning; but whether I shall not sacrifice the
+fat, and the marrow, and the kidneys, i.e. the night, glorious,
+care-drowning night, that heals all our wrongs, pours wine into our
+mortifications, changes the scene from indifferent and flat to bright
+and brilliant!--O Manning, if I should have formed a diabolical
+resolution, by the time you come to England, of not admitting any
+spirituous liquors into my house, will you be my guest on such
+shame-worthy terms? Is life, with such limitations, worth trying? The
+truth is, that my liquors bring a nest of friendly harpies about
+my house, who consume me. This is a pitiful tale to be read at St.
+Gothard, but it is just now nearest my heart. Fenwick is a ruined man.
+He is hiding himself from his creditors, and has sent his wife and
+children into the country. Fell, my other drunken companion (that has
+been: _nam hic caestus artemque repono_), is turned editor of a Naval
+Chronicle. Godwin continues a steady friend, though the same facility
+does not remain of visiting him often. X. has detached Marshall from
+his house; Marshall, the man who went to sleep when the _Ancient
+Mariner_ was reading; the old, steady, unalterable friend of the
+Professor. Holcraft is not yet come to town. I expect to see him, and
+will deliver your message. Things come crowding in to say, and no
+room for 'em. Some things are too little to be told, i.e. to have a
+preference; some are too big and circumstantial. Thanks for yours,
+which was most delicious. Would I had been with you, benighted, &c.!
+I fear my head is turned with wandering. I shall never be the same
+acquiescent being. Farewell. Write again quickly, for I shall not
+like to hazard a letter, not knowing where the fates have carried you.
+Farewell, my dear fellow.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Dissuasion from Tartary_
+
+
+19 _Feb_. 1803.
+
+MY DEAR MANNING,
+
+The general scope of your letter afforded no indications of insanity,
+but some particular points raised a scruple. For God's sake don't
+think any more of 'Independent Tartary'. What are you to do among such
+Ethiopians? Is there no _lineal descendant_ of Prester John? Is the
+chair empty? Is the sword unswayed?--depend upon it they'll never
+make you their king, as long as any branch of that great stock
+is remaining. I tremble for your Christianity.... Read Sir John
+Mandeville's Travels to cure you, or come over to England. There is
+a Tartar-man now exhibiting at Exeter Change. Come and talk with him,
+and hear what he says first. Indeed, he is no very favourable specimen
+of his countrymen! But perhaps the best thing you can do, is to _try_
+to get the idea out of your head. For this purpose repeat to yourself
+every night, after you have said your prayers, the words, Independent
+Tartary, Independent Tartary, two or three times, and associate with
+them the _idea_ of _oblivion_ ('tis Hartley's method with obstinate
+memories), or say, Independent, Independent, have I not already got
+an _independence_? That was a clever way of the old Puritans,
+pun-divinity. My dear friend, think what a sad pity it would be to
+bury such _parts_ in heathen countries, among nasty, unconversable,
+horse-belching, Tartar-people! Some say they are Cannibals; and then,
+conceive a Tartar-fellow _eating_ my friend, and adding the _cool
+malignity_ of mustard and vinegar! I am afraid 'tis the reading of
+Chaucer has misled you; his foolish stories about Cambuscan, and the
+ring, and the horse of brass. Believe me, there are no such things,
+'tis all the poet's _invention_; but if there were such darling things
+as old Chaucer sings, I would _up_ behind you on the horse of brass,
+and frisk off for Prester John's country. But these are all tales;
+a horse of brass never flew, and a king's daughter never talked with
+birds! The Tartars, really, are a cold, insipid, smouchy set. You'll
+be sadly moped (if you are not eaten) among them. Pray _try_ and cure
+yourself. Take hellebore (the counsel is Horace's, 'twas none of my
+thought _originally_). Shave yourself oftener. Eat no saffron, for
+saffron-eaters contract a terrible Tartar-like yellow. Pray, to avoid
+the fiend. Eat nothing that gives the heart-burn. _Shave the upper_
+_lip_. Go about like an European. Read no books of voyages (they are
+nothing but lies), only now and then a romance, to keep the fancy
+_under_. Above all, don't go to any sights of _wild beasts. That
+has been your ruin_. Accustom yourself to write familiar letters, on
+common subjects, to your friends in England, such as are of a moderate
+understanding. And think about common things more.... I supped last
+night with Rickman, and met a merry _natural_ captain, who pleases
+himself vastly with once having made a pun at Otaheite in the O.
+language. 'Tis the same man who said Shakespeare he liked, because
+he was so _much of the gentleman_. Rickman is a man 'absolute in all
+numbers'. I think I may one day bring you acquainted, if you do not
+go to Tartary first; for you'll never come back. Have a care, my dear
+friend, of Anthropophagi! their stomachs are always craving. 'Tis
+terrible to be weighed out at five pence a-pound. To sit at table (the
+reverse of fishes in Holland), not as a guest, but as a meat.
+
+God bless you: do come to England. Air and exercise may do great
+things. Talk with some minister. Why not your father?
+
+God dispose all for the best. I have discharged my duty.
+
+
+
+To MRS. WORDSWORTH
+
+_Friends' importunities_
+
+
+East India House, 18 _Feb_. 1818.
+
+MY DEAR MRS. WORDSWORTH,
+
+I have repeatedly taken pen in hand to answer your kind letter. My
+sister should more properly have done it, but she having failed, I
+consider myself answerable for her debts. I am now trying to do it
+in the midst of commercial noises, and with a quill which seems more
+ready to glide into arithmetical figures and names of gourds, cassia,
+cardemoms, aloes, ginger, or tea, than into kindly responses and
+friendly recollections. The reason why I cannot write letters at home,
+is, that I am never alone. Plato's--(I write to W.W. now)--Plato's
+double-animal parted never longed more to be reciprocally re-united in
+the system of its first creation, than I sometimes do to be but for
+a moment single and separate. Except my morning's walk to the office,
+which is like treading on sands of gold for that reason, I am never
+so. I cannot walk home from office but some officious friend offers
+his unwelcome courtesies to accompany me. All the morning I am
+pestered. I could sit and gravely cast up sums in great books, or
+compare sum with sum, and write 'paid' against this, and 'unpaid'
+against t'other, and yet reserve in some corner of my mind 'some
+darling thoughts all my own',--faint memory of some passage in a book,
+or the tone of an absent friend's voice--a snatch of Miss Burrell's
+singing, or a gleam of Fanny Kelly's divine plain face. The two
+operations might be going on at the same time without thwarting, as
+the sun's two motions (earth's, I mean), or, as I sometimes turn
+round till I am giddy, in my back parlour, while my sister is walking
+longitudinally in the front; or, as the shoulder of veal twists round
+with the spit, while the smoke wreathes up the chimney. But there are
+a set of amateurs of the Belles Lettres--the gay science--who come to
+me as a sort of rendezvous, putting questions of criticism, of British
+Institutions, Lalla Rookhs, &c.--what Coleridge said at the lecture
+last night--who have the form of reading men, but, for any possible
+use reading can be to them, but to talk of, might as well have been
+Ante-Cadmeans born, or have lain sucking out the sense of an Egyptian
+hieroglyph as long as the pyramids will last, before they should
+find it. These pests worrit me at business, and in all its intervals,
+perplexing my accounts, poisoning my little salutary warming-time at
+the fire, puzzling my paragraphs if I take a newspaper, cramming in
+between my own free thoughts and a column of figures, which had come
+to an amicable compromise but for them. Their noise ended, one of
+them, as I said, accompanies me home, lest I should be solitary for
+a moment; he at length takes his welcome leave at the door; up I go,
+mutton on table, hungry as hunter, hope to forget my cares, and bury
+them in the agreeable abstraction of mastication; knock at the door,
+in comes Mr. ----, or Mr. ----, or Demi-gorgon, or my brother, or
+somebody, to prevent my eating alone--a process absolutely
+necessary to my poor wretched digestion. O, the pleasure of eating
+alone!--eating my dinner alone! let me think of it. But in they
+come, and make it absolutely necessary that I should open a bottle of
+orange--for my meat turns into stone when anyone dines with me, if I
+have not wine. Wine can mollify stones; then _that_ wine turns into
+acidity, acerbity, misanthropy, a hatred of my interrupters--(God
+bless 'em! I love some of 'em dearly), and with the hatred, a still
+greater aversion to their going away. Bad is the dead sea they bring
+upon me, choking and deadening, but worse is the deader dry sand they
+leave me on, if they go before bed-time. Come never, I would say to
+these spoilers of my dinner; but if you come, never go! The fact is,
+this interruption does not happen very often; but every time it comes
+by surprise, that present bane of my life, orange wine, with all its
+dreary stifling consequences, follows. Evening company I should always
+like had I any mornings, but I am saturated with human faces (_divine_
+forsooth!) and voices all the golden morning; and five evenings in a
+week would be as much as I should covet to be in company, but I
+assure you that is a wonderful week in which I can get two, or one, to
+myself. I am never C.L., but always C.L. & Co. He who thought it
+not good for man to be alone, preserve me from the more prodigious
+monstrosity of being never by myself! I forget bed-time, but even
+there these sociable frogs clamber up to annoy me. Once a week,
+generally some singular evening that, being alone, I go to bed at the
+hour I ought always to be a-bed; just close to my bed-room window is
+the club-room of a public-house, where a set of singers, I take them
+to be chorus singers of the two theatres (it must be _both of them_),
+begin their orgies. They are a set of fellows (as I conceive) who,
+being limited by their talents to the burthen of the song at the
+play-houses, in revenge have got the common popular airs by Bishop, or
+some cheap composer, arranged for choruses, that is, to be sung all in
+chorus. At least, I never can catch any of the text of the plain song,
+nothing but the Babylonish choral howl at the tail on't. 'That fury
+being quench'd'--the howl I mean--a burden succeeds of shouts and
+clapping, and knocking of the table. At length overtasked nature drops
+under it, and escapes for a few hours into the society of the sweet
+silent creatures of dreams, which go away with mocks and mows at
+cockcrow. And then I think of the words Christabel's father used
+(bless me, I have dipt in the wrong ink!) to say every morning by way
+of variety when he awoke:
+
+ Every knell, the Baron saith,
+ Wakes us up to a world of death--
+
+or something like it. All I mean by this senseless interrupted tale,
+is, that by my central situation I am a little over-companied. Not
+that I have any animosity against the good creatures that are so
+anxious to drive away the harpy solitude from me. I like 'em, and
+cards, and a cheerful glass; but I mean merely to give you an idea
+between office confinement and after-office society, how little time
+I can call my own. I mean only to draw a picture, not to make an
+inference. I would not that I know of have it otherwise. I only wish
+sometimes I could exchange some of my faces and voices for the faces
+and voices which a late visitation brought most welcome, and carried
+away, leaving regret, but more pleasure, even a kind of gratitude, at
+being so often favoured with that kind northern visitation. My London
+faces and noises don't hear me--I mean no disrespect, or I should
+explain myself, that instead of their return 220 times a year, and
+the return of W.W., &c., seven times in 104 weeks, some more equal
+distribution might be found. I have scarce room to put in Mary's kind
+love, and my poor name ...--goes on lecturing.... I mean to hear some
+of the course, but lectures are not much to my taste, whatever the
+lecturer may be. If _read_, they are dismal flat, and you can't think
+why you are brought together to hear a man read his works, which you
+could read so much better at leisure yourself; if delivered extempore,
+I am always in pain, lest the gift of utterance should suddenly fail
+the orator in the middle, as it did me at the dinner given in honour
+of me at the London Tavern. 'Gentlemen,' said I, and there I stopped;
+the rest my feelings were under the necessity of supplying. Mrs.
+Wordsworth _will_ go on, kindly haunting us with visions of seeing the
+lakes once more, which never can be realised. Between us there is a
+great gulf, not of inexplicable moral antipathies and distances, I
+hope, as there seemed to be between me and that gentleman concerned
+in the Stamp Office, that I so strangely recoiled from at Haydon's. I
+think I had an instinct that he was the head of an office. I hate all
+such people--accountants' deputy accountants. The dear abstract notion
+of the East India Company, as long as she is unseen, is pretty, rather
+poetical; but as she makes herself manifest by the persons of such
+beasts, I loathe and detest her as the scarlet what-do-you-call-her
+of Babylon. I thought, after abridging us of all our red-letter days,
+they had done their worst; but I was deceived in the length to which
+heads of offices, those true liberty-haters, can go. They are the
+tyrants; not Ferdinand, nor Nero. By a decree passed this week, they
+have abridged us of the immemorially-observed custom of going at one
+o'clock of a Saturday, the little shadow of a holiday left us. Dear
+W.W., be thankful for liberty.
+
+
+
+To SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE
+
+_The famous pigling_
+
+
+9 _March_, 1822.
+
+DEAR COLERIDGE,
+
+It gives me great satisfaction to hear that the pig turned out so
+well: they are such interesting creatures at a certain age. What a
+pity such buds should blow out into the maturity of rank bacon! You
+had all some of the crackling and brain sauce. Did you remember to rub
+it with butter, and gently dredge it a little, just before the crisis?
+Did the eyes come away kindly with no Oedipean avulsion? Was the
+crackling the colour of the ripe pomegranate? Had you no complement of
+boiled neck of mutton before it, to blunt the edge of delicate desire?
+Did you flesh maiden teeth in it? Not that _I_ sent the pig, or can
+form the remotest guess what part Owen could play in the business. I
+never knew him give anything away in my life. He would not begin with
+strangers. I suspect the pig, after all, was meant for me; but at the
+unlucky juncture of time being absent, the present somehow went round
+to Highgate. To confess an honest truth, a pig is one of those things
+which I could never think of sending away. Teal, widgeon, snipes,
+barn-door fowls, ducks, geese--your tame villatic things--Welsh
+mutton, collars of brawn, sturgeon, fresh or pickled, your potted
+char, Swiss cheeses, French pies, early grapes, muscadines, I impart
+as freely unto my friends as to myself. They are but self extended,
+but pardon me if I stop somewhere. Where the fine feeling of
+benevolence giveth a higher smack than the sensual rarity, there my
+friends (or any good man) may command me; but pigs are pigs, and
+I myself therein am nearest to myself. Nay, I should think it an
+affront, an undervaluing done to Nature who bestowed such a boon upon
+me, if in a churlish mood I parted with the precious gift. One of the
+bitterest pangs of remorse I ever felt was when a child--when my kind
+old aunt had strained her pocket-strings to bestow a sixpenny
+whole plum-cake upon me. In my way home through the Borough I met a
+venerable old man, not a mendicant, but thereabouts; a look-beggar,
+not a verbal petitionist; and in the coxcombry of taught charity I
+gave away the cake to him. I walked on a little in all the pride of an
+Evangelical peacock, when of a sudden my old aunt's kindness crossed
+me; the sum it was to her; the pleasure she had a right to expect
+that I--not the old impostor--should take in eating her cake; the
+ingratitude by which, under the colour of a Christian virtue, I had
+frustrated her cherished purpose. I sobbed, wept, and took it to
+heart so grievously, that I think I never suffered the like; and I was
+right. It was a piece of unfeeling hypocrisy, and it proved a lesson
+to me ever after. The cake has long been masticated, consigned to
+the dunghill with the ashes of that unseasonable pauper. But when
+Providence, who is better to us than all our aunts, gives me a pig,
+remembering my temptation and my fall, I shall endeavour to act
+towards it more in the spirit of the donor's purpose.
+
+Yours (short of pig) to command in every thing.
+
+
+
+To BERNARD BARTON
+
+_A blessing in disguise_
+
+
+9 _Jan_. 1823.
+
+'Throw yourself on the world without any rational plan of support,
+beyond what the chance employ of booksellers would afford you'!!!
+
+Throw yourself rather, my dear sir, from the steep Tarpeian rock,
+slap-dash headlong upon iron spikes. If you have but five consolatory
+minutes between the desk and the bed, make much of them, and live a
+century in them, rather than turn slave to the booksellers. They are
+Turks and Tartars when they have poor authors at their beck. Hitherto
+you have been at arm's length from them. Come not within their grasp.
+I have known many authors want for bread, some repining, others
+envying the blessed security of a counting-house, all agreeing they
+had rather have been tailors, weavers--what not? rather than the
+things they were. I have known some starved, some to go mad, one dear
+friend literally dying in a workhouse. You know not what a rapacious,
+dishonest set these booksellers are. Ask even Southey, who (a single
+case almost) has made a fortune by book-drudgery, what he has found
+them. Oh, you know not, may you never know, the miseries of subsisting
+by authorship! 'Tis a pretty appendage to a situation like yours or
+mine; but a slavery, worse than all slavery, to be a bookseller's
+dependant, to drudge your brains for pots of ale, and breasts of
+mutton, _to change your_ FREE THOUGHTS _and_ VOLUNTARY NUMBERS _for
+ungracious_ TASK-WORK. Those fellows hate _us_. The reason I take to
+be, that contrary to other trades, in which the master gets all the
+credit (a jeweller or silversmith for instance,) and the journeyman,
+who really does the fine work, is in the background: in _our_ work
+the world gives all the credit to us, whom _they_ consider as _their_
+journeymen, and therefore do they hate us, and cheat us, and oppress
+us, and would wring the blood of us out, to put another sixpence in
+their mechanic pouches!...
+
+Keep to your bank, and the bank will keep you. Trust not to the
+public; you may hang, starve, drown yourself, for anything that worthy
+_personage_ cares. I bless every star, that Providence, not seeing
+good to make me independent, has seen it next good to settle me upon
+the stable foundation of Leadenhall. Sit down, good B.B., in the
+banking-office: what! is there not from six to eleven p.m. six days
+in the week, and is there not all Sunday? Fie, what a superfluity
+of man's time, if you could think so! Enough for relaxation, mirth,
+converse, poetry, good thoughts, quiet thoughts. O the corroding,
+torturing, tormenting thoughts, that disturb the brain of the unlucky
+wight who must draw upon it for daily sustenance! Henceforth I retract
+all my fond complaints of mercantile employment; look upon them as
+lover's quarrels. I was but half in earnest. Welcome dead timber
+of the desk, that makes me live. A little grumbling is a wholesome
+medicine for the spleen, but in my inner heart do I approve and
+embrace this our close, but unharassing way of life. I am quite
+serious. If you can send me Fox, I will not keep it _six weeks_, and
+will return it, with warm thanks to yourself and friend, without blot
+or dog's-ear. You will much oblige me by this kindness.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A cold_
+
+
+9 _Jan_. 1824.
+
+DEAR B.B.,
+
+Do you know what it is to succumb under an insurmountable
+day-mare,--'a whoreson lethargy', Falstaff calls it,--an indisposition
+to do anything, or to be anything,--a total deadness and distaste,--a
+suspension of vitality,--an indifference to locality,--a numb,
+soporifical, good-for-nothingness,--an ossification all over,--an
+oyster-like insensibility to the passing events,--a mind-stupor,--a
+brawny defiance to the needles of a thrusting-in conscience? Did you
+ever have a very bad cold, with a total irresolution to submit to
+water-gruel processes? This has been for many weeks my lot, and my
+excuse; my fingers drag heavily over this paper, and to my thinking it
+is three-and-twenty furlongs from here to the end of this demi-sheet.
+I have not a thing to say; no thing is of more importance than
+another; I am flatter than a denial or a pancake; emptier than Judge
+----'s wig when the head is in it; duller than a country stage when
+the actors are off it; a cipher, an O! I acknowledge life at all, only
+by an occasional convulsional cough, and a permanent phlegmatic pain
+in the chest. I am weary of the world; life is weary of me. My day is
+gone into twilight, and I don't think it worth the expense of candles.
+My wick hath a thief in it, but I can't muster courage to snuff it.
+I inhale suffocation; I can't distinguish veal from mutton; nothing
+interests me. 'Tis twelve o'clock, and Thurtell is just now coming out
+upon the New Drop, Jack Ketch alertly tucking up his greasy sleeves
+to do the last office of mortality, yet cannot I elicit a groan or
+a moral reflection. If you told me the world will be at an end
+to-morrow, I should just say, 'Will it?' I have not volition enough
+left to dot my _i's_, much less to comb my eyebrows; my eyes are
+set in my head; my brains are gone out to see a poor relation in
+Moorflelds, and they did not say when they'd come back again; my skull
+is a Grub Street attic to let--not so much as a joint stool left in
+it; my hand writes, not I, from habit, as chickens run about a
+little, when their heads are off. O for a vigorous fit of gout, colic,
+toothache,--an earwig in my auditory, a fly in my visual organs; pain
+is life--the sharper, the more evidence of life; but this apathy, this
+death! Did you ever have an obstinate cold,--a six or seven weeks'
+unintermitting chill and suspension of hope, fear, conscience, and
+every thing? Yet do I try all I can to cure it; I try wine, and
+spirits, and smoking, and snuff in unsparing quantities, but they all
+only seem to make me worse instead of better. I sleep in a damp room,
+but it does me no good; I come home late o' nights, but do not find
+any visible amendment!...
+
+It is just fifteen minutes after twelve; Thurtell is by this time
+a good way on his journey, baiting at Scorpion perhaps; Ketch is
+bargaining for his cast coat and waistcoat; the Jew demurs at first at
+three half-crowns, but, on consideration that he may get somewhat by
+showing 'em in the town, finally closes.
+
+
+
+
+WILLIAM HAZLITT
+
+1778-1830
+
+
+
+To Miss Sarah Stoddart
+
+_A love-letter_
+
+
+Tuesday night [_Jan._ 1808].
+
+MY DEAR LOVE,
+
+Above a week has passed, and I have received no letter--not one of
+those letters 'in which I live, or have no life at all'. What is
+become of you? Are you married, hearing that I was dead (for so it has
+been reported)? Or are you gone into a nunnery? Or are you fallen in
+love with some of the amorous heroes of Boccaccio? Which of them is
+it? Is it with Chynon, who was transformed from a clown into a lover,
+and learned to spell by the force of beauty? Or with Lorenzo, the
+lover of Isabella, whom her three brethren hated (as your brother does
+me), who was a merchant's clerk? Or with Federigo Alberigi, an honest
+gentleman, who ran through his fortune, and won his mistress by
+cooking a fair falcon for her dinner, though it was the only means he
+had left of getting a dinner for himself? This last is the man; and
+I am the more persuaded of it, because I think I won your good liking
+myself by giving you an entertainment--of sausages, when I had no
+money to buy them with. Nay now, never deny it! Did I not ask your
+consent that very night after, and did you not give it? Well, I should
+be confoundedly jealous of those fine gallants, if I did not know that
+a living dog is better than a dead lion; though, now I think of it,
+Boccaccio does not in general make much of his lovers: it is his women
+who are so delicious. I almost wish I had lived in those times, and
+had been a little _more amiable_. Now if a woman had written the book,
+it would not have had this effect upon me: the men would have been
+heroes and angels, and the women nothing at all. Isn't there some
+truth in that? Talking of departed loves, I met my old flame the other
+day in the street. I did dream of her _one_ night since, and only one:
+every other night I have had the same dream I have had for these two
+months past. Now, if you are at all reasonable, this will satisfy you.
+
+_Thursday morning_. The book is come. When I saw it I thought you had
+sent it back in a _huff_, tired out by my sauciness, and _coldness_,
+and delays, and were going to keep an account of dimities and sayes,
+or to salt pork and chronicle small beer as the dutiful wife of some
+fresh-looking, rural swain; so that you cannot think how surprised
+and pleased I was to find them all done. I liked your note as well or
+better than the extracts; it is just such a note as such a nice rogue
+as you ought to write after the _provocation_ you had received. I
+would not give a pin for a girl 'whose cheeks never tingle', nor for
+myself if I could not make them tingle sometimes. Now, though I am
+always writing to you about 'lips and noses', and such sort of stuff,
+yet as I sit by my fireside (which I do generally eight or ten hours a
+day), I oftener think of you in a serious, sober light. For, indeed,
+I never love you so well as when I think of sitting down with you to
+dinner on a boiled scrag-end of mutton, and hot potatoes. You please
+my fancy more then than when I think of you in--no, you would never
+forgive me if I were to finish the sentence. Now I think of it, what
+do you mean to be dressed in when we are married? But it does not much
+matter! I wish you would let your hair grow; though perhaps nothing
+will be better than 'the same air and look with which at first my
+heart was took'. But now to business. I mean soon to call upon your
+brother _in form_, namely, as soon as I get quite well, which I hope
+to do in about another _fortnight_; and then I hope you will come up
+by the coach as fast as the horses can carry you, for I long mightily
+to be in your ladyship's presence--to vindicate my character. I think
+you had better sell the small house, I mean that at 4.10, and I will
+borrow £100. So that we shall set off merrily in spite of all the
+prudence of Edinburgh. Goodbye, little dear!
+
+
+
+TO HIS SON
+
+_Marriage, and the choice of a profession_
+
+
+[1822.]
+
+... If you ever marry, I would wish you to marry the woman you like.
+Do not be guided by the recommendations of friends. Nothing will
+atone for or overcome an original distaste. It will only increase from
+intimacy; and if you are to live separate, it is better not to come
+together. There is no use in dragging a chain through life, unless
+it binds one to the object we love. Choose a mistress from among your
+equals. You will be able to understand her character better, and she
+will be more likely to understand yours. Those in an inferior station
+to yourself will doubt your good intentions, and misapprehend your
+plainest expressions. All that you swear is to them a riddle or
+downright nonsense. You cannot by any possibility translate your
+thoughts into their dialect. They will be ignorant of the meaning of
+half you say, and laugh at the rest. As mistresses, they will have no
+sympathy with you; and as wives, you can have none with them.
+
+Women care nothing about poets, or philosophers, or politicians. They
+go by a man's looks and manner. Richardson calls them 'an eye-judging
+sex'; and I am sure he knew more about them than I can pretend to do.
+If you run away with a pedantic notion that they care a pin's point
+about your head or your heart, you will repent it too late....
+
+If I were to name one pursuit rather than another, I should wish you
+to be a good painter, if such a thing could be hoped. I have failed in
+this myself, and should wish you to be able to do what I have not--to
+paint like Claude, or Rembrandt, or Guido, or Vandyke, if it were
+possible. Artists, I think, who have succeeded in their chief object,
+live to be old, and are agreeable old men. Their minds keep alive
+to the last. Cosway's spirits never flagged till after ninety; and
+Nollekens, though nearly blind, passed all his mornings in giving
+directions about some group or bust in his workshop. You have seen Mr.
+Northcote, that delightful specimen of the last age. With what avidity
+he takes up his pencil, or lays it down again to talk of numberless
+things! His eye has not lost its lustre, nor 'paled its ineffectual
+fire'. His body is but a shadow: he himself is a pure spirit. There is
+a kind of immortality about this sort of ideal and visionary existence
+that dallies with Fate and baffles the grim monster, Death. If I
+thought you could make as clever an artist, and arrive at such an
+agreeable old age as Mr. Northcote, I should declare at once for your
+devoting yourself to this enchanting profession; and in that reliance,
+should feel less regret at some of my own disappointments, and little
+anxiety on your account!
+
+
+
+To CHARLES COWDEN CLARKE
+
+_The Life of Napoleon_
+
+
+7 _Dec_. [1827].
+
+DEAR SIR,
+
+I thought all the world agreed with me at present that Buonaparte was
+better than the Bourbons, or that a tyrant was better than tyranny.
+In my opinion, no one of an understanding above the rank of a lady's
+waiting-maid could ever have doubted this, though I alone said it ten
+years ago. It might be impolicy then and now for what I know, for the
+world stick to an opinion in appearance long after they have given it
+up in reality. I should like to know whether the preface is thought
+impolitic by some one who agrees with me in the main point, or by some
+one who differs with me and makes this excuse not to have his opinion
+contradicted? In Paris (_jubes regina renovare dolorem_) the preface
+was thought a masterpiece, the best and only possible defence of
+Buonaparte, and quite new _there_! It would be an impertinence in me
+to write a Life of Buonaparte after Sir W. without some such object as
+that expressed in the preface. After all, I do not care a _damn_ about
+the preface. It will get me on four pages somewhere else. Shall I
+retract my opinion altogether, and forswear my own book? Rayner is
+right to cry out: I think I have tipped him fair and foul copy, a lean
+rabbit and a fat one. The remainder of vol. ii will be ready to go on
+with, but not the beginning of the third. The appendixes had better
+be at the end of the second vol. Pray get them if you can: you have my
+Sieyes, have you not? One of them is there. I have been nearly in the
+other world. My regret was 'to die and leave the world "rough" copy'.
+Otherwise I had thought of an epitaph and a good end. Hic jacent
+reliquiae mortales Gulielmi Hazlitt, auctoris non intelligibilis:
+natus Maidstoniae in comi [ta] tu Cantiae, Apr. 10, 1778. Obiit
+Winterslowe, Dec., 1827. I think of writing an epistle to C. Lamb,
+Esq., to say that I have passed near the shadowy world, and have had
+new impressions of the vanity of this, with hopes of a better. Don't
+you think this would be good policy? Don't mention it to the severe
+author of the '_Press_', a poem, but me thinks the idea _arridet_
+Hone. He would give sixpence to see me floating, upon a pair of
+borrowed wings, half way between heaven and earth, and edifying
+the good people at my departure, whom I shall only scandalize by
+remaining. At present my study and contemplation is the leg of a
+stewed fowl. I have behaved like a saint, and been obedient to orders.
+
+_Non fit pugil_, &c., I got a violent spasm by walking fifteen miles
+in the mud, and getting into a coach with an old lady who would have
+the window open. Delicacy, moderation, complaisance, the _suaviter in
+modo_, whisper it about, my dear Clarke, these are my faults and have
+been my ruin.
+
+
+
+
+LEIGH HUNT
+
+1784-1859
+
+
+
+To JOSEPH SEVERN
+
+_A belated letter_[1]
+
+
+Vale of Health, Hampstead, 8 _March_, 1821
+
+DEAR SEVERN,
+
+You have concluded, of course, that I have sent no letters to Rome,
+because I was aware of the effect they would have on Keats's mind; and
+this is the principal cause; for, besides what I have been told about
+letters in Italy, I remember his telling me upon one occasion that, in
+his sick moments, he never wished to receive another letter, or ever
+to see another face, however friendly. But still I should have written
+to you, had I not been almost at death's door myself. You will imagine
+how ill I have been, when you hear that I have but just begun writing
+again for the _Examiner_ and _Indicator_, after an interval of
+several months, during which my flesh wasted from me with sickness
+and melancholy. Judge how often I thought of Keats, and with what
+feelings. Mr. Brown tells me he is comparatively calm now, or rather
+quite so. If he can bear to hear of us, pray tell him; but he knows it
+already, and can put it in better language than any man. I hear that
+he does not like to be told that he may get better; nor is it to
+be wondered at, considering his firm persuasion that he shall not
+survive. He can only regard it as a puerile thing, and an insinuation
+that he shall die. But if his persuasion should happen to be no longer
+so strong, or if he can now put up with attempts to console him, of
+what I have said a thousand times, and what I still (upon my honour)
+think always, that I have seen too many instances of recovery from
+apparently desperate cases of consumption not to be in hope to the
+very last. If he still cannot bear this, tell him--tell that great
+poet and noble-hearted man--that we shall all bear his memory in the
+most precious part of our hearts, and that the world shall bow their
+heads to it, as our loves do. Or if this, again, will trouble his
+spirit, tell him that we shall never cease to remember and love him;
+and that, Christian or infidel, the most sceptical of us has faith
+enough in the high things that nature puts into our heads, to think
+all who are of one accord in mind or heart are journeying to one and
+the same place, and shall unite somewhere or other again, face to
+face, mutually conscious, mutually delighted. Tell him he is only
+before us on the road, as he is in everything else; or, whether you
+tell him the latter or no, tell him the former, and add that we shall
+never forget that he was so, and that we are coming after him. The
+tears are again in my eyes, and I must not afford to shed them. The
+next letter I write shall be more to yourself, and more refreshing to
+your spirits, which we are very sensible must have been greatly taxed.
+But whether your friend dies or not, it will not be among the least
+lofty of your recollections by-and-by that you helped to smooth the
+sick-bed of so fine a being. God bless you, dear Severn.
+
+[Footnote 1: Keats died in February.]
+
+
+
+To PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY
+
+_Outpourings of gratitude_
+
+
+Stonehouse, near Plymouth, 26 _March_, 1822.
+
+MY DEAREST FRIEND,
+
+Your letters always contain something delightful to me, whatever news
+they bring.
+
+ Surgit _amici_ aliquid, quod in ipsis _nubibus_
+ _ardet_.
+
+But I confess your latter ones have greatly relieved me on the subject
+you speak of. They only make me long, with an extreme Homeric longing,
+to be at Pisa,--I mean such an one as Achilles felt when he longed to
+be with his father,--sharp in his very limbs. We have secured a ship,
+the _David Walter_, which will call for us here, and sets sail
+from London in a fortnight. I have written by to-day's post with
+intelligence of it to Mrs. Fletcher, enclosing her the letter, and
+giving her the option of going on board in London, or here. I need not
+say we shall attend to her comforts in every respect. The same post
+also carries a letter to Mr. Gisborne, stating your wishes, and
+wonders respecting _Adonais_. If it is not published before I leave
+England, I will publish my criticism upon the Pisa copy,--a criticism
+which I think you will like. I take the opportunity of showing the
+public why Gifford's review spoke so bitterly of _Prometheus_, and
+why it pretends that the most metaphysical passage of your most
+metaphysical poem is a specimen of the clearness of your general
+style. The wretched priest-like cunning and undertoned malignity of
+that review of _Prometheus_ is indeed a homage paid to qualities which
+can so provoke it. The _Quarterly_ pretends now, that it never meddles
+with you personally,--of course it never did! For this, _Blackwood_
+cries out upon it, contrasting its behaviour in those delicate matters
+with its own! This is better and better, and the public seem to think
+so; for these things, depend upon it, are getting better understood
+every day, and shall be better and better understood every day to
+come. One circumstance which helps to reconcile me to having been
+detained on this coast, is the opportunity it has given me to make
+your works speak for themselves wherever I could; and you are in high
+lustre, I assure you, with the most intelligent circles in Plymouth,
+[Greek: astaer epsos]. I have, indeed, been astonished to find
+how well prepared people of intelligence are to fall in with your
+aspirations, and despise the mistakes and rascally instincts of your
+calumniators. This place, for instance, abounds in _schoolmasters_,
+who appear, to a man, to be liberal to an extreme and esoterical
+degree. And such, there is reason to believe, is the case over the
+greater part of the kingdom, greatly, no doubt, owing to political
+causes. Think of the consequences of this with the rising generation.
+I delight in _Adonais_. It is the most Delphic poetry I have seen
+a long while; full of those embodyings of the most subtle and airy
+imaginations,--those arrestings and explanations of the most shadowy
+yearnings of our being--which are the most difficult of all things
+to put into words, and the most delightful when put. I do not know
+whether you are aware how fond I am of your song on the Skylark; but
+you ought, if Ollier sent you a copy of the enlarged _Calendar_
+_of Nature_, which he published separately under the title of the
+_Months_. I tell you this, because I have not done half or a twentieth
+part of what I ought to have done to make your writings properly
+appreciated. But I intended to do more every day, and now that I am
+coming to you, I shall be _totus_ in you and yours! For all good, and
+healthy, and industrious things, I will do such wonders, that I shall
+begin to believe I make some remote approach to something like a
+return for your kindness. Yet how can that be? At all events, I hope
+we shall all be the better for one another's society. Marianne, poor
+dear girl, is still very ailing and weak, but stronger upon the whole,
+she thinks, than when she first left London, and quite prepared and
+happy to set off on her spring voyage. She sends you part of her best
+love. I told her I supposed I must answer Marina's letter for her, but
+she is quite grand on the occasion, and vows she will do it herself,
+which, I assure you, will be the first time she has written a letter
+for many months. Ask Marina if she will be charitable, and write one
+to me. I will undertake to answer it with one double as long. But what
+am I talking about, when the captain speaks of sailing in a fortnight?
+I was led astray by her delightful letter to Marianne about walks, and
+duets, and violets, and ladies like violets. Am I indeed to see and
+be in the midst of all these beautiful things, ladies like lilies not
+excepted? And do the men in Italy really leave ladies to walk in those
+very amiable dry ditches by themselves? Oh! for a few strides, like
+those of Neptune, when he went from some place to some other place,
+and 'did it in three!' Dear Shelley, I am glad my letter to Lord B.
+pleased you, though I do not know why you should so thank me for it.
+But you are ingenious in inventing claims for me upon your affection.
+
+
+
+To HORACE SMITH
+
+_Shelley's death_
+
+
+Pisa, 25 _July_, 1822.
+
+Dear Horace,
+
+I trust that the first news of the dreadful calamity which has
+befallen us here will have been broken to you by report, otherwise I
+shall come upon you with a most painful abruptness; but Shelley, my
+divine-minded friend, your friend, the friend of the universe, he has
+perished at sea. He was in a boat with his friend Captain Williams,
+going from Leghorn to Lerici, when a storm arose, and it is supposed
+the boat must have foundered. It was on the 8th instant, about four
+or five in the evening, they guess. A fisherman says he saw the boat
+a few minutes before it went down: he looked again and it was gone. He
+saw the boy they had with them aloft furling one of the sails. We hope
+his story is true, as their passage from life to death will then have
+been short; and what adds to the hope is, that in S's pocket (for the
+bodies were both thrown on shore some days afterwards,--conceive our
+horrible certainty, after trying all we could to hope!) a copy of
+Keats's last volume, which he had borrowed of me to read on his
+passage, was found _open_ and doubled back as if it had been thrust
+in, in the hurry of a surprise. God bless him! I cannot help thinking
+of him as if he were alive as much as ever, so unearthly he always
+appeared to me, and so seraphical a thing of the elements; and this
+is what all his friends say. But what we all feel, your own heart will
+tell you....
+
+It has been often feared that Shelley and Captain Williams would meet
+with some accident, they were so hazardous; but when they set out on
+the 8th, in the morning it was fine. Our dear friend was passionately
+fond of the sea, and has been heard to say he should like it to be his
+death-bed....
+
+
+
+To MRS. PROCTER
+
+_Accepting an invitation_
+
+
+5 York Buildings, 13 _March_ [1831].
+
+MY DEAR MRS. PROCTER (for Madam, somehow, is
+ not the thing),
+
+I am most pleased to be reminded of my promise, which I must have made
+if you say I did. I suppose I have been coming to keep it ever since;
+but it is a long road from sorrow to joy, and one is apt to get
+confused on the road. Do you know your letter brought the tears into
+my eyes? I hardly know why, unless it was that I saw Procter had been
+pouring his kind heart into yours, and you said:--'We must have him
+here instead of the coffee-house, and plant him by the fire, and warm
+him like a stray bird till he sings.' But indeed a kind word affects
+me where many a hard thump does not. Nevertheless, you must not tell
+this, except to the very masculine or feminine; though if you do not
+take it as a compliment to yourself,--I mean the confession of
+my weakness,--why, you are not Procter's wife, nor Mrs. Montagu's
+daughter, nor she who wrote the letter this morning to a poor battered
+author.
+
+PS. I eat any plain joint, of the plainer order, beef or mutton:--and
+you know I care for nothing at dinner, so that it does not hurt me.
+Friends' company is the thing.
+
+
+
+To A FRIEND
+
+_Offence and punishment_
+
+
+Wimbledon, 11 and 12 _August_, 1846.
+
+... I find I made a great confusion of my _portion_ of the legal
+expenses incurred by the _Examiner_, with the _whole_ of them. That
+portion only amounted to £750, the whole being £1500. Of this £750 out
+of my pocket (which was quite enough), £250 went to pay for
+expenses (counsel, &c.) attendant on the _failure_ of two Government
+prosecutions,--one for saying (_totidem verbis_) that 'of all monarchs
+since the Revolution, the successor of George III would have the
+finest opportunity of becoming nobly popular'; (think, nowadays,
+of being prosecuted for _that_!) and the other for copying from the
+_Stamford News_ the paragraph against military flogging, alluded to
+the other day in the _Daily News_. (Think, now, this moment, of being
+prosecuted for _That_!) The £500 fine and two years' imprisonment was
+for ludicrously contrasting the _Morning Post's_ picture of the Regent
+as an 'Adonis', &c. with the old and real fat state of the case, and
+for adding that his Royal Highness had lived for 'upwards of half
+a century without doing anything to deserve the admiration of his
+contemporaries or the gratitude of posterity'. Words to that effect,
+and I believe better,--but I do not quite remember them. They might be
+easily ascertained by reference to Peel's Coffee-house, and the words
+of the _Post_, too.
+
+Besides the fine, my imprisonment cost me several hundred pounds (I
+can't exactly say how many) in monstrous _douceurs_ to the gaoler
+for _liberty to walk in the garden_, for help towards getting me
+permission to fit up rooms in the sick hospital, and for fitting
+up said rooms, or rather converting them from sorts of
+washhouses, hitherto uninhabited and unfloored, into comfortable
+apartments,--which I did too expensively,--at least as far as papering
+the sitting-room with a trellis of roses went, and having my ceiling
+painted to imitate an out-of-door sky. No notice, however, could
+be taken, I suppose, of any of _this_ portion of the expenses,
+governments having nothing to do with the secret corruptions of
+gaolers or the pastorals of incarcerated poets: otherwise the
+prosecutions cost me altogether a good bit beyond a thousand pounds.
+
+But perhaps it might be mentioned that I went to prison from all but
+a sick bed, having been just ordered by the physician _to go to the
+seaside_, and _ride_ for the benefit of my health (pleasing dramatic
+contrast to the _verdict_!). I also declined, as I told you, to try
+avoiding the imprisonment by the help of Perry's offer of the famous
+secret 'Book'; and I further declined (as I think I also told you)
+to avail myself of an offer on the part of a royal agent (made, of
+course, in the guarded, though obvious manner in which such offers are
+conveyed), to drop the prosecution, provided we would agree to
+drop all future hostile mention of the Regent. But of this, too,
+governments could not be expected to take notice--perhaps would regard
+it as an addition to the offence. This, however, I must add, that the
+whole attack on the Regent was owing, not merely to the nonsense of
+the _Post_, but to his violation of those promises of conceding the
+Catholic claims, to which his princely word stood pledged. The subject
+of the article was the '_Dinner on St. Patrick's day_'. All the Whig
+world was indignant at that violation; so were the Irish, of course,
+_vehemently_; and it was on the spur of this publicly indignant
+movement that I wrote what I did,--as angrily and as much in earnest
+in the serious part of what I said as I was derisive in the rest.
+I did not care for any factious object, nor was I what is called
+anti-monarchical. I didn't know Cobbett, or Henry Hunt, or any
+demagogue, _even by sight_, except Sir Francis Burdett, and him
+by sight alone. Nor did I ever see, or speak a word with them,
+afterwards. I knew nothing, in fact, of politics themselves, except in
+some of those large and, as it appeared to me, obvious phases, which,
+at all events, _have since become obvious to most people_, and in
+fighting for which (if a man can be said to fight for a 'phase'!) I
+suffered all that Tories could inflict upon me,--by expenses in law
+and calumnies in literature;--reform, Catholic claims, free
+trade, abolition of flogging, right of free speech, as opposed by
+attorneys-general. I was, in fact, all the while nothing but a poetic
+student, appearing in politics once a week, but given up entirely to
+letters almost all the rest of it, and loving nothing so much as a
+book and a walk in the fields. I was precisely the sort of person, in
+these respects, which I am at this moment. As to George the Fourth, I
+aided, years afterwards, in publicly wishing him well--'years having
+brought the philosophic mind'. I believe I even expressed regret at
+not having given him the excuses due to all human beings (the passage,
+I take it, is in the book which Colburn called _Lord Byron and his
+Contemporaries_); _and when I consider that Moore has been pensioned,
+not only in spite of all his libels on him, but perhaps by very reason
+of their Whig partisanship, I should think it hard to be refused a
+pension purely because I openly suffered for what I had earnestly
+said_. I knew George the Fourth's physician, Sir William Knighton,
+who had been mine before I was imprisoned (it was _not_ he who was the
+royal agent alluded to); and, if my memory does not deceive me, Sir
+William told me that George had been gratified by the book above
+mentioned. Perhaps he had found out, by Sir William's help, that I was
+not an ill-natured man, or one who could not outlive what was
+mistaken in himself or resentful in others. As to my opinions about
+Governments, the bad conduct of the Allies, and of Napoleon, and the
+old Bourbons, certainly made them waver as to what might be ultimately
+best, monarchy or republicanism; but they ended in favour of their
+old predilections; and no man, for a long while, has been less a
+republican than myself, monarchies and courts appearing to me salutary
+for the good and graces of mankind, and Americanisms anything but
+either. But nobody, I conceive, that knew my writings, or heard of me
+truly from others, ever took me for a republican. William the Fourth
+saw or heard nothing of me to hinder his letting Lord Melbourne give
+me £200 out of the Royal Fund. Queen Victoria gave me another,
+through the same kind friend. She also went twice to see my play; and
+everybody knows how I praise and love her. _I do not think, therefore,
+in reference to the pension, that the public would care twopence about
+George the Fourth, one way or the other; or that if any remembered the
+case at all, they would connect the pension in the least with anything
+about him, but attribute it solely to the Queen's and Minister's
+goodness, and the wants of a sincere and not undeserving man of
+letters, distinguished for his loyal attachment_. I certainly think
+the £500 fine ought not to have been taken out of my pocket, or the
+other two £125 either; and I think also, that a liberal Whig minister
+might reasonably and _privately_ think some compensation on those
+accounts due to me. _I have been fighting his own fight from first to
+last, and helping to prepare matters for his triumph_. But still the
+above, in my opinion, is what the public would think of the matter,
+_and my friends of the press could lay it entirely to the literary
+account_.
+
+
+
+
+GEORGE GORDON NOEL,
+ LORD BYRON
+
+1788-1824
+
+
+
+To MR. HODGSON
+
+_Travel in Portugal_
+
+
+Lisbon, 16 _July_, 1809.
+
+Thus far have we pursued our route, and seen all sorts of marvellous
+sights, palaces, convents, &c.,--which, being to be heard in my friend
+Hobhouse's forthcoming Book of Travels, I shall not anticipate by
+smuggling any account whatsoever to you in a private and clandestine
+manner. I must just observe, that the village of Cintra in Estremadura
+is the most beautiful, perhaps, in the world.
+
+I am very happy here, because I loves oranges, and talks bad Latin
+to the monks, who understand it, as it is like their own,--and I goes
+into society (with my pocket pistols), and I swims in the Tagus
+all across at once, and I rides on an ass or a mule, and swears
+Portuguese, and have got bites from the mosquitoes. But what of that?
+Comfort must not be expected by folks that go a-pleasuring.
+
+When the Portuguese are pertinacious, I say '_Carracho_!'--the
+great oath of the grandees, that very well supplies the place of
+'Damme!'--and when dissatisfied with my neighbour, I pronounce
+him '_Ambra di merdo_'. With these two phrases, and a third,'_Avra
+bouro_', which signifieth 'Get an ass', I am universally understood to
+be a person of degree and a master of languages. How merrily we
+lives that travellers be!--if we had food and raiment. But, in sober
+sadness, anything is better than England, and I am infinitely amused
+with my pilgrimage, as far as it has gone.
+
+To-morrow we start to ride post near 400 miles as far as Gibraltar,
+where we embark for Melita and Byzantium. A letter to Malta will find
+me, or to be forwarded, if I am absent. Pray embrace the Drury and
+Dwyer, and all the Ephesians you encounter. I am writing with Butler's
+donative pencil, which makes my bad hand worse. Excuse illegibility.
+
+Hodgson! send me the news, and the deaths and defeats and capital
+crimes and the misfortunes of one's friends; and let us hear of
+literary matters, and the controversies and the criticisms. All this
+will be pleasant--'_Suave mari magno_, &c.' Talking of that, I have
+been sea-sick, and sick of the sea. Adieu.
+
+
+
+TO THOMAS MOORE
+
+_Announces his engagement_
+
+
+Newstead Abbey, 20 _Sept._ 1814.
+
+ Here's to her who long
+ Hath waked the poet's sigh!
+ The girl who gave to song
+ What gold could never buy.
+
+MY DEAR MOORE,
+
+I am going to be married--that is, I am accepted, and one usually
+hopes the rest will follow. My mother of the Gracchi (that _are_ to
+be), _you_ think too strait-laced for me, although the paragon of only
+children, and invested with 'golden opinions of all sorts of men', and
+full of 'most blest conditions' as Desdemona herself. Miss Milbanke
+is the lady, and I have her father's invitation to proceed there in my
+elect capacity,--which, however, I cannot do until I have settled some
+business in London, and got a blue coat.
+
+She is said to be an heiress, but of that I really know nothing
+certainly, and shall not inquire. But I do know, that she has talents
+and excellent qualities; and you will not deny her judgement, after
+having refused six suitors and taken me.
+
+Now, if you have anything to say against this, pray do; my mind's
+made up, positively fixed, determined, and therefore I will listen to
+reason, because now it can do no harm. Things may occur to break it
+off, but I will hope not. In the meantime I tell you (a _secret_, by
+the by,--at least till I know she wishes it to be public) that I have
+proposed and am accepted. You need not be in a hurry to wish me joy,
+for one mayn't be married for months. I am going to town to-morrow,
+but expect to be here, on my way there, within a fortnight.
+
+If this had not happened, I should have gone to Italy. In my way down,
+perhaps you will meet me at Nottingham, and come over with me here.
+I need not say that nothing will give me greater pleasure. I must, of
+course, reform thoroughly; and, seriously, if I can contribute to
+her happiness, I shall secure my own. She is so good a person
+that--that--in short, I wish I was a better.
+
+
+
+TO JOHN MURRAY
+
+_No bid for sweet voices_
+
+
+Venice, 6 _April_, 1819.
+
+The second canto of Don Juan was sent, on Saturday last, by post, in
+four packets, two of four, and two of three sheets each, containing
+in all two hundred and seventeen stanzas, octave measure. But I will
+permit no curtailments.... You shan't make _canticles_ of my cantos.
+The poem will please, if it is lively; if it is stupid, it will fail;
+but I will have none of your damned cutting and slashing. If you
+please, you may publish _anonymously_; it will perhaps be better; but
+I will battle my way against them all, like a porcupine.
+
+So you and Mr. Foscolo, etc., want me to undertake what you call a
+'great work'? an Epic Poem, I suppose or some such pyramid. I'll try
+no such thing; I hate tasks. And then 'seven or eight years'! God send
+us all well this day three months, let alone years. If one's years
+can't be better employed than in sweating poesy, a man had better be a
+ditcher. And works, too!--is _Childe Harold_ nothing? You have so many
+'_divine_' poems, is it nothing to have written a _human_ one? without
+any of your worn-out machinery. Why, man, I could have spun the
+thoughts of the four cantos of that poem into twenty, had I wanted to
+book-make, and its passion into as many modern tragedies. Since you
+want _length_, you shall have enough of _Juan_, for I'll make fifty
+cantos....
+
+Besides, I mean to write my best work in _Italian_, and it will take
+me nine years more thoroughly to master the language; and then if my
+fancy exist, and I exist too, I will try what I _can_ do _really_. As
+to the estimation of the English which you talk of, let them
+calculate what it is worth, before they insult me with their insolent
+condescension.
+
+I have not written for their pleasure. If they are pleased, it is that
+they chose to be so; I have never flattered their opinions, nor their
+pride; nor will I. Neither will I make 'Ladies' books' '_al dilettar
+le femine e la plebe_'. I have written from the fullness of my mind,
+from passion, from impulse, from many motives, but not for their
+'sweet voices'.
+
+I know the precise worth of popular applause, for few scribblers have
+had more of it; and if I chose to swerve into their paths, I could
+retain it, or resume it. But I neither love ye, nor fear ye; and
+though I buy with ye and sell with ye, and talk with ye, I will
+neither eat with ye, drink with ye, nor pray with ye. They made me,
+without my search, a species of popular idol; they, without reason or
+judgement, beyond the caprice of their good pleasure, threw down the
+image from its pedestal; it was not broken with the fall, and they
+would, it seems, again replace it,--but they shall not.
+
+You ask about my health: about the beginning of the year I was in a
+state of great exhaustion ... and I was obliged to reform my 'way of
+life', which was conducting me from the 'yellow leaf' to the ground,
+with all deliberate speed. I am better in health and morals, and very
+much yours, &c.--
+
+PS. I have read Hodgson's '_Friends_'. He is right in defending Pope
+against the bastard pelicans of the poetical winter day, who add
+insult to their parricide, by sucking the blood of the parent of
+English _real_ poetry,--poetry without fault,--and then spurning the
+bosom which fed them.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The cemetery at Bologna_
+
+
+Bologna, 7 _June_, 1819.
+
+... I have been picture-gazing this morning at the famous Domenichino
+and Guido, both of which are superlative. I afterwards went to the
+beautiful cemetery of Bologna, beyond the walls, and found, besides
+the superb burial-ground, an original of a Custode, who reminded me
+of the grave-digger in _Hamlet_. He has a collection of capuchins'
+skulls, labelled on the forehead, and taking down one of them, said,
+'This was Brother Desiderio Berro, who died at forty--one of my best
+friends. I begged his head of his brethren after his decease, and they
+gave it me. I put it in lime, and then boiled it. Here it is, teeth
+and all, in excellent preservation. He was the merriest, cleverest
+fellow I ever knew. Wherever he went, he brought joy; and whenever any
+one was melancholy, the sight of him was enough to make him cheerful
+again. He walked so actively, you might have taken him for a
+dancer--he joked--he laughed--oh! he was such a Frate as I never saw
+before, nor ever shall again!'
+
+He told me that he had himself planted all the cypresses in the
+cemetery; that he had the greatest attachment to them and to his dead
+people; that since 1801 they had buried fifty-three thousand persons.
+In showing some older monuments, there was that of a Roman girl of
+twenty, with a bust by Bernini. She was a princess Bartorini, dead two
+centuries ago: he said that, on opening her grave, they had found
+her hair complete, and 'as yellow as gold'. Some of the epitaphs at
+Ferrara pleased me more than the more splendid monuments at Bologna;
+for instance:--
+
+ '_Martini Luigi
+ Implora pace.'
+ 'Lucrezia Picini
+ Implora eterna quiete_.'
+
+Can anything be more full of pathos? Those few words say all that can
+be said or sought: the dead had had enough of life; all they wanted
+was rest, and this they _implore_! There is all the helplessness,
+and humble hope, and deathlike prayer, that can arise from the
+grave--'_implora pace_'. I hope, whoever may survive me, and shall
+see me put in the foreigners' burying-ground at the Lido, within the
+fortress by the Adriatic, will see those two words, and no more, put
+over me. I trust they won't think of 'pickling, and bringing me home
+to Clod or Blunderbuss Hall'. I am sure my bones would not rest in
+an English grave, or my clay mix with the earth of that country. I
+believe the thought would drive me mad on my deathbed, could I suppose
+that any of my friends would be base enough to convey my carcass back
+to your soil. I would not even feed your worms, if I could help it.
+
+So, as Shakespeare says of Mowbray, the banished Duke of Norfolk, who
+died at Venice (see _Richard II_), that he, after fighting
+
+ Against black Pagans, Turks, and Saracens,
+ And toiled with works of war, retired himself
+ To Italy, and there, at _Venice_, gave
+ His body to that _pleasant_ country's earth,
+ And his pure soul unto his captain, Christ,
+ Under whose colours he had fought so long.
+
+Before I left Venice, I had returned to you your late, and Mr.
+Hobhouse's sheets of _Juan_. Don't wait for further answers from
+me, but address yours to Venice, as usual. I know nothing of my own
+movements; I may return there in a few days, or not for some time.
+All this depends on circumstances. I left Mr. Hoppner very well....
+My daughter Allegra was well too, and is growing pretty; her hair is
+growing darker, and her eyes are blue. Her temper and her ways, Mr.
+Hoppner says, are like mine, as well as her features: she will make,
+in that case, a manageable young lady.
+
+I have never heard anything of Ada, the little Electra of my
+Mycenae.... But there will come a day of reckoning, even if I should
+not live to see it.... What a long letter I have scribbled!
+
+PS. Here, as in Greece, they strew flowers on the tombs. I saw a
+quantity of rose-leaves, and entire roses, scattered over the graves
+at Ferrara. It has the most pleasing effect you can imagine.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_In rebellious mood_
+
+
+Bologna, 24 _Aug_. 1819.
+
+I wrote to you by last post, enclosing a buffooning letter for
+publication, addressed to the buffoon Roberts, who has thought proper
+to tie a canister to his own tail. It was written off-hand, and in the
+midst of circumstances not very favourable to facetiousness, so that
+there may, perhaps, be more bitterness than enough for that sort of
+small acid punch:--you will tell me. Keep the _anonymous_, in any
+case: it helps what fun there may be. But if the matter grow serious
+about _Don Juan_, and you feel _yourself_ in a scrape, or _me_ either,
+_own that I am the author. I_ will never _shrink_, and if _you_ do,
+I can always answer you in the question of Guatimozin to his
+minister--each being on his own coals.
+
+I wish that I had been in better spirits; but I am out of sorts, out
+of nerves, and now and then (I begin to fear) out of my senses. All
+this Italy has done for me, and not England: I defy all you, and your
+climate to boot, to make me mad. But if ever I do really become a
+Bedlamite, and wear a strait waistcoat, let me be brought back among
+you: your people will then be proper company.
+
+I assure you what I here say and feel has nothing to do with England,
+either in a literary or personal point of view. All my present
+pleasures or plagues are as Italian as the opera. And, after all, they
+are but trifles; for all this arises from my 'Dama's' being in the
+country for three days (at Capofiume). But as I could never live but
+for one human being at a time (and, I assure you, _that one_ has never
+been _myself_, as you may know by the consequences, for the _selfish_
+are _successful_ in life), I feel alone and unhappy.
+
+I have sent for my daughter from Venice, and I ride daily, and walk in
+a garden, under a purple canopy of grapes, and sit by a fountain, and
+talk with the gardener of his tools, which seem greater than Adam's,
+and with his wife, and with his son's wife, who is the youngest of the
+party, and, I think, talks best of the three. Then I revisit the Campo
+Santo, and my old friend, the sexton, has two--but _one_ the prettiest
+daughter imaginable; and I amuse myself with contrasting her beautiful
+and innocent face of fifteen with the skulls with which he has peopled
+several cells, and particularly with that of one skull, dated 1766,
+which was once covered (the tradition goes) by the most lovely
+features of Bologna--noble and rich. When I look at these, and at
+this girl--when I think of what _they were_, and what she must be--why
+then, my dear Murray, I won't shock you by saying what I think. It is
+little matter what becomes of us 'bearded men', but I don't like the
+notion of a beautiful woman's lasting less than a beautiful tree--than
+her own picture--her own shadow, which won't change so to the sun
+as her face to the mirror. I must leave off, for my head aches
+consumedly. I have never been quite well since the night of the
+representation of Alfieri's _Mirra_, a fortnight ago.
+
+
+
+To PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY
+
+_A trio of poets_
+
+
+Ravenna, 26 _April_, 1821.
+
+The child continues doing well, and the accounts are regular and
+favourable. It is gratifying to me that you and Mrs. Shelley do not
+disapprove of the step which I have taken, which is merely temporary.
+
+I am very sorry to hear what you say of Keats--is it _actually_ true?
+I did not think criticism had been so killing. Though I differ from
+you essentially in your estimate of his performances, I so much abhor
+all unnecessary pain, that I would rather he had been seated on the
+highest peak of Parnassus than have perished in such a manner. Poor
+fellow! though with such inordinate self-love he would probably
+have not been very happy. I read the review of _Endymion_ in the
+_Quarterly_. It was severe,--but surely not so severe as many reviews
+in that and other journals upon others.
+
+I recollect the effect on me of the _Edinburgh_ on my first poem;
+it was rage, and resistance, and redress--but not despondency nor
+despair. I grant that those are not amiable feelings; but, in this
+world of bustle and broil, and especially in the career of writing,
+a man should calculate upon his powers of _resistance_ before he goes
+into the arena.
+
+ Expect not life from pain nor danger free,
+ Nor deem the doom of man reserved for thee.
+
+You know my opinion of _that second-hand_ school of poetry. You
+also know my high opinion of your own poetry,--because it is of
+_no_ school. I read _Cenci_--but, besides that I think the _subject_
+essentially _un_ dramatic, I am not an admirer of our old dramatists,
+_as models_. I deny that the English have hitherto had a drama at all.
+Your _Cenci_, however, was a work of power, and poetry. As to _my_
+drama, pray revenge yourself upon it, by being as free as I have been
+with yours.
+
+I have not yet got your _Prometheus_, which I long to see. I have
+heard nothing of mine, and do not know that it is yet published. I
+have published a pamphlet on the Pope controversy, which you will not
+like. Had I known that Keats was dead--or that he was alive and so
+sensitive--I should have omitted some remarks upon his poetry,
+to which I was provoked by his _attack_ upon _Pope_, and my
+disapprobation of _his own_ style of writing.
+
+You want me to undertake a great poem--I have not the inclination nor
+the power. As I grow older, the indifference--_not_ to life, for we
+love it by instinct--but to the stimuli of life, increases. Besides,
+this late failure of the Italians has latterly disappointed me for
+many reasons,--some public, some personal. My respects to Mrs. S.
+
+PS. Could not you and I contrive to meet this summer? Could not you
+take a run here _alone_?
+
+
+
+To LADY BYRON
+
+_A plain statement of facts_
+
+
+Pisa, 17 _Nov_. 1821,
+
+I have to acknowledge the receipt of 'Ada's hair', which is very soft
+and pretty, and nearly as dark already as mine was at twelve years
+old, if I may judge from what I recollect of some in Augusta's
+possession, taken at that age. But it don't curl,--perhaps from its
+being let grow.
+
+I also thank you for the inscription of the date and name, and I will
+tell you why;--I believe that they are the only two or three words of
+your handwriting in my possession. For your letters I returned; and
+except the two words, or rather the one word, 'Household', written
+twice in an old account book, I have no other. I burnt your last
+note, for two reasons:--firstly, it was written in a style not
+very agreeable; and, secondly, I wished to take your word without
+documents, which are the worldly resources of suspicious people.
+
+I suppose that this note will reach you somewhere about Ada's
+birthday--the 10th of December, I believe. She will then be six,
+so that in about twelve more I shall have some chance of meeting
+her;--perhaps sooner, if I am obliged to go to England by business
+or otherwise. Recollect, however, one thing, either in distance or
+nearness;--every day which keeps us asunder should, after so long a
+period, rather soften our mutual feelings, which must always have one
+rallying-point as long as our child exists, which I presume we both
+hope will be long after either of her parents.
+
+The time which has elapsed since the separation has been considerably
+more than the whole brief period of our union, and the not much longer
+one of our prior acquaintance. We both made a bitter mistake; but now
+it is over, and irrevocably so. For, at thirty-three on my part, and a
+few years less on yours, though it is no very extended period of life,
+still it is one when the habits and thought are generally so formed as
+to admit of no modification; and as we could not agree when younger,
+we should with difficulty do so now.
+
+I say all this, because I own to you, that, notwithstanding
+everything, I considered our reunion as not impossible for more than
+a year after the separation;--but then I gave up the hope entirely and
+for ever. But this very impossibility of reunion seems to me at least
+a reason why, on all the few points of discussion which can arise
+between us, we should preserve the courtesies of life, and as much of
+its kindness as people who are never to meet may preserve perhaps more
+easily than nearer connexions. For my own part, I am violent, but not
+malignant; for only fresh provocations can awaken my resentments. To
+you, who are colder and more concentrated, I would just hint, that
+you may sometimes mistake the depth of a cold anger for dignity, and a
+worse feeling for duty. I assure you that I bear you _now_ (whatever
+I may have done) no resentment whatever. Remember, that _if you have
+injured me_ in aught, this forgiveness is something; and that, if I
+have _injured you_, it is something more still, if it be true, as the
+moralists say, that the most offending are the least forgiving.
+
+Whether the offence has been solely on my side, or reciprocal, or on
+yours chiefly, I have ceased to reflect upon any but two things,--viz.
+that you are the mother of my child, and that we shall never meet
+again. I think if you also consider the two corresponding points with
+reference to myself, it will be better for all three.
+
+
+
+To MR. BARFF
+
+_Sympathy with the Greeks_
+
+
+10 _March_, 1824.
+
+Enclosed is an answer to Mr. Parruca's letter, and I hope that you
+will assure him from me, that I have done and am doing all I can to
+reunite the Greeks with the Greeks.
+
+I am extremely obliged by your offer of your country-house (as for all
+other kindness) in case that my health should require my removal; but
+I cannot quit Greece while there is a chance of my being of any (even
+supposed) utility:--there is a stake worth millions such as I am, and
+while I can stand at all, I must stand by the cause. When I say this,
+I am at the same time aware of the difficulties and dissensions and
+defects of the Greeks themselves; but allowance must be made for them
+by all reasonable people.
+
+My chief, indeed _nine-tenths_ of my expenses here are solely in
+advances to or on behalf of the Greeks, and objects connected with
+their independence.
+
+[_Enclosure, translated_]
+
+
+
+To S.R. PARRUCA
+
+
+10 _March_, 1824.
+
+_Sir_,--I have the honour of answering your letter. My first wish has
+always been to bring the Greeks to agree among themselves. I came here
+by the invitation of the Greek Government, and I do not think that I
+ought to abandon Roumelia for the Peloponnesus until that Government
+shall desire it; and the more so, as this part is exposed in a greater
+degree to the enemy. Nevertheless, if my presence can really be of any
+assistance in uniting two or more parties, I am ready to go anywhere,
+either as a mediator, or, if necessary, as a hostage. In these affairs
+I have neither private views, nor private dislike of any individual,
+but the sincere wish of deserving the name of the friend of your
+country, and of her patriots.
+
+
+
+
+PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY 1792-1822
+
+
+
+To T.J. HOGG
+
+_His first marriage_
+
+
+[_No date. Postmark_, Rhayader. Summer of 1811.]
+
+MY DEAR FRIEND,
+
+You will perhaps see me before you can answer this; perhaps not;
+Heaven knows! I shall certainly come to York, but _Harriet Westbrook_
+will decide whether now or in three weeks. Her father has persecuted
+her in a most horrible way, by endeavouring to compel her to go to
+school. She asked my advice: resistance, was the answer, at the same
+time that I essayed to mollify Mr. W. in vain! And in consequence of
+my advice _she_ has thrown herself upon _my_ protection.
+
+I set off for London on Monday. How flattering a distinction!--I am
+thinking of ten million things at once.
+
+What have I said? I declare, quite _ludicrous_. I advised her to
+resist. She wrote to say that resistance was useless, but that she
+would fly with me, and threw herself upon my protection. We shall have
+£200 a year; when we find it run short, we must live, I suppose, upon
+love! Gratitude and admiration, all demand that I should love her
+_for ever._ We shall see you at York. I will hear your arguments for
+matrimonialism, by which I am now almost convinced. I can get lodgings
+at York, I suppose. Direct to me at Graham's, 18, Sackville Street,
+Piccadilly.
+
+Your inclosure of £10 has arrived; I am now indebted to you £30.
+In spite of philosophy, I am rather ashamed of this unceremonious
+exsiccation of your financial river. But indeed, my dear friend, the
+gratitude which I owe you for your society and attachment ought so far
+to overbalance this consideration as to leave me nothing but that. I
+must, however, pay you when I can.
+
+I suspect that the _strain_ is gone for ever. This letter will
+convince you that I am not under the influence of a _strain_.
+
+I am thinking at once of ten million things. I shall come to live near
+you, as Mr. Peyton.
+
+Ever your most faithful friend.
+
+I shall be at 18, Sackville Street; at least direct there. Do not send
+more cash; I shall raise supplies in London.
+
+
+
+To WILLIAM GODWIN
+
+_An introduction_
+
+
+Keswick, 3 _Jan_. 1812.
+
+You will be surprised at hearing from a stranger. No introduction has,
+nor in all probability ever will authorize that which common thinkers
+would call a liberty; it is, however, a liberty which, although not
+sanctioned by custom, is so far from being reprobated by reason, that
+the dearest interests of mankind imperiously demand that a certain
+etiquette of fashion should no longer keep 'man at a distance from
+man', or impose its flimsy fancies between the free communication of
+intellect.
+
+The name of Godwin has been used to excite in me feelings of reverence
+and admiration. I have been accustomed to consider him a luminary
+too dazzling for the darkness which surrounds him. From the earliest
+period of my knowledge of his principles, I have ardently desired
+to share, on the footing of intimacy, that intellect which I have
+delighted to contemplate in its emanations.
+
+Considering, then, these feelings, you will not be surprised at the
+inconceivable emotions with which I learned your existence and your
+dwelling. I had enrolled your name in the list of the honourable dead.
+I had felt regret that the glory of your being had passed from this
+earth of ours. It is not so; you still live, and, I firmly believe,
+are still planning the welfare of human kind.
+
+I have but just entered on the scene of human operations; yet my
+feelings and my reasonings correspond with what yours were. My course
+has been short, but eventful. I have seen much of human prejudice,
+suffered much from human persecution, yet I see no reason hence
+inferable which should alter my wishes for their renovation. The
+ill-treatment I have met with has more than ever impressed the truth
+of my principles on my judgement. I am young, I am ardent in the cause
+of philanthropy and truth; do not suppose that this is vanity; I am
+not conscious that it influences this portraiture. I imagine myself
+dispassionately describing the state of my mind. I am young; you
+have gone before me--I doubt not, are a veteran to me in the years of
+persecution. Is it strange that, defying prejudice as I have done; I
+should outstep the limits of custom's prescription, and endeavour to
+make my desire useful by a friendship with William Godwin?
+
+I pray you to answer this letter. Imperfect as may be my capacity,
+my desire is ardent and unintermitted. Half an hour would be at least
+humanely employed in the experiment. I may mistake your residence;
+certain feelings, of which I may be an inadequate arbiter, may induce
+you to desire concealment; I may not, in fine, have an answer to this
+letter. If I do not, when I come to London, I shall seek for you. I am
+convinced I could represent myself to you in such terms as not to be
+thought wholly unworthy of your friendship; at least, if desire for
+universal happiness has any claim upon your preference, that desire I
+can exhibit. Adieu! I shall earnestly await your answer.
+
+
+
+To THOMAS HOOKHAM
+
+_A subscription for Hunt_
+
+
+_February_ 1813.
+
+MY DEAR SIR,
+
+I am boiling with indignation at the horrible injustice and tyranny
+of the sentence pronounced on Hunt and his brother; and it is on this
+subject that I write to you. Surely the seal of abjectness and slavery
+is indelibly stamped upon the character of England.
+
+Although I do not retract in the slightest degree my wish for a
+subscription for the widows and children of those poor men hung at
+York, yet this £1000 which the Hunts are sentenced to pay is an affair
+of more consequence. Hunt is a brave, a good, and an enlightened man.
+Surely the public, for whom Hunt has done so much, will repay in part
+the great debt of obligation which they owe the champion of their
+liberties and virtues; or are they dead, cold, stone-hearted, and
+insensible--brutalized by centuries of unremitting bondage?
+However that may be, they surely may be excited into some slight
+acknowledgement of his merits. Whilst hundreds of thousands are sent
+to the tyrants of Russia, he pines in a dungeon, far from all that can
+make life desired.
+
+Well, I am rather poor at present; but I have £20 which is not
+immediately wanted. Pray, begin a subscription for the Hunts; put down
+my name for that sum, and, when I hear that you have complied with my
+request, I will send it you. Now, if there are any difficulties in
+the way of this scheme of ours, for the love of liberty and virtue,
+overcome them. Oh! that I might wallow for one night in the Bank of
+England!
+
+_Queen Mab_ is finished and transcribed. I am now preparing the notes,
+which shall be long and philosophical. You will receive it with the
+other poems. I think that the whole should form one volume; but of
+that we can speak hereafter.
+
+As to the French _Encyclopédie_, it is a book which I am
+desirous--very desirous--of possessing, and if you could get me a few
+months' credit (being at present rather low in cash), I should very
+much desire to have it.
+
+My dear sir, excuse the earnestness of the first part of my letter. I
+feel warmly on this subject, and I flatter myself that so long as your
+own independence and liberty remain uncompromised, you are inclined to
+second my desires.
+
+PS. If no other way can be devised for this subscription, will you
+take the trouble on yourself of writing an appropriate advertisement
+for the papers, inserting, by way of stimulant, my subscription?
+
+On second thoughts, I enclose the £20.
+
+
+
+To MR. OLLIER
+
+_An article by Southey_
+
+
+Florence, 15 _Oct_. 1819.
+
+DEAR SIR,
+
+The droll remarks of the _Quarterly_, and Hunt's kind defence, arrived
+as safe as such poison, and safer than such an antidote, usually do.
+
+I am on the point of sending to you 250 copies of a work which I have
+printed in Italy; which you will have to pay four or five pounds duty
+upon, on my account. Hunt will tell you the _kind of thing_ it is,
+and in the course of the winter I shall send directions for its
+publication, _until the arrival of which directions, I request that
+you would have the kindness not_ to open the box, _or, if by necessity
+it is opened, to abstain from observing yourself or permitting others
+to observe, what it contains_. I trust this confidently to you, it
+being of consequence. Meanwhile, assure yourself that this work has no
+reference, direct or indirect, to politics, or religion, or personal
+satire, and that this precaution is merely literary.
+
+The _Prometheus_, a poem in my best style, whatever that may amount
+to, will arrive with it, but in MS., which you can print and publish
+in the season. It is the most perfect of my productions.
+
+Southey wrote the article in question, I am well aware. Observe the
+impudence of the man in speaking of himself. The only remark worth
+notice in this piece is the assertion that I imitate Wordsworth.
+It may as well be said that Lord Byron imitates Wordsworth, or that
+Wordsworth imitates Lord Byron, both being great poets, and deriving
+from the new springs of thought and feeling, which the great events
+of our age have exposed to view, a similar tone of sentiment, imagery,
+and expression. A certain similarity all the best writers of any
+particular age inevitably are marked with, from the spirit of that age
+acting on all. This I had explained in my _Preface_, which the
+writer was too disingenuous to advert to. As to the other trash, and
+particularly that lame attack on my personal character, which was
+meant so ill, and which I am not the man to feel, 'tis all nothing. I
+am glad, with respect to that part of it which alludes to Hunt, that
+it should so have happened that I dedicate, as you will see, a work
+which has all the capacities for being popular to that excellent
+person. I was amused, too, with the finale; it is like the end of the
+first act of an opera, when that tremendous concordant discord sets
+up from the orchestra, and everybody talks and sings at once. It
+describes the result of my battle with their Omnipotent God; his
+pulling me under the sea by the hair of my head, like Pharaoh; my
+calling out like the devil who was _game_ to the last; swearing and
+cursing in all comic and horrid oaths, like a French postilion on
+Mount Cenis; entreating everybody to drown themselves; pretending not
+to be drowned myself when I _am_ drowned; and lastly, _being_ drowned.
+
+You would do me a particular kindness if you would call on Hunt, and
+ask him when my parcel went, the name of the ship, and the name of the
+captain, and whether he has any bill of lading, which, if he has, you
+would oblige me by sending, together with the rest of the information,
+by return of post, addressed to the Post Office, Florence.
+
+
+
+To MRS. HUNT
+
+_Keats and some others_
+
+
+[Pisa] 11 _Nov_. 1820.
+
+MY BEST MARIANNE,
+
+I am delighted to hear that you complain of me for not writing to you,
+although I have much more reason to complain of you for not writing to
+me. At least it promises me a letter from you, and you know with what
+pleasure we receive, and with what anxiety we expect intelligence from
+you--almost the only friends who now remain to us.
+
+I am afraid that the strict system of expense to which you are limited
+annoys you all very much, and that Hunt's health suffers both from
+that and from the incredible exertions which I see by the _Indicators_
+and the _Examiners_ that he is making. Would to Heaven that I had the
+power of doing you some good! but when you are sure that the wish is
+sincere, the bare expression of it may help to cheer you.
+
+The Gisbornes are arrived, and have brought news of you, and some
+books, the principal part of which, however, are yet to arrive by
+sea. Keats's new volume has arrived to us, and the fragment called
+_Hyperion_ promises for him that he is destined to become one of the
+first writers of the age. His other things are imperfect enough, and,
+what is worse, written in the bad sort of style which is becoming
+fashionable among those who fancy that they are imitating Hunt and
+Wordsworth. But of all these things nothing is worse than ----, in
+spite of Hunt's extracting the only good stanzas, with his usual good
+nature. Indeed, _I_ ought not to complain of Hunt's good nature, for
+no one owes so much to it. Is not the vulgarity of these wretched
+imitations of Lord Byron carried to a pitch of the sublime? His
+indecencies, too, both against sexual nature, and against human
+nature in general, sit very awkwardly upon him. He only affects the
+libertine: he is, really, a very amiable, friendly, and agreeable
+man, I hear. But is not this monstrous? In Lord Byron all this has
+an analogy with the general system of his character, and the wit and
+poetry which surround hide with their light the darkness of the thing
+itself. They contradict it even; they prove that the strength and
+beauty of human nature can survive and conquer all that appears most
+inconsistent with it. But for a writer to be at once filthy and dull
+is a crime against gods, men, and columns. For Heaven's sake do not
+show this to any one but Hunt, for it would irritate the wasp's nest
+of the irritable race of poets.
+
+Where is Keats now? I am anxiously expecting him in Italy, when I
+shall take care to bestow every possible attention on him. I consider
+his a most valuable life, and I am deeply interested in his safety. I
+intend to be the physician both of his body and his soul, to keep
+the one warm, and to teach the other Greek and Spanish. I am aware,
+indeed, in part, that I am nourishing a rival who will far surpass me;
+and this is an additional motive, and will be an added pleasure.
+
+We are at this moment removing from the Bagni to Pisa, for the Serchio
+has broken its banks, and all the country about is under water. An old
+friend and fellow-townsman of mine, Captain Medwin, is on a visit to
+us at present, and we anxiously expect Keats, to whom I would write if
+I knew where to address.
+
+Adieu, my dear Marianne. Write soon; kiss all the babes for me, and
+tell me news of them, and give my love to Bessy and Hunt.
+
+
+
+To LEIGH HUNT
+
+_A literary collaboration_
+
+
+Pisa, 26 _Aug._ 1821.
+
+MY DEAREST FRIEND,
+
+Since I last wrote to you, I have been on a visit to Lord Byron at
+Ravenna. The result of this visit was a determination, on his part, to
+come and live at Pisa; and I have taken the finest palace on the Lung'
+Arno for him. But the material part of my visit consists in a message
+which he desires me to give you, and which, I think, ought to add
+to your determination--for such a one I hope you have formed--of
+restoring your shattered health and spirits by a migration to these
+'regions mild of calm and serene air'.
+
+He proposes that you should come out and go shares with him and me,
+in a periodical work, to be conducted here; in which each of the
+contracting parties should publish all their original compositions and
+share the profits. He proposed it to Moore, but for some reason it was
+never brought to bear. There can be no doubt that the _profits_ of
+any scheme in which you and Lord Byron engage, must, from various,
+yet co-operating reasons, be very great. As for myself, I am for the
+present only a sort of link between you and him, until you can know
+each other, and effectuate the arrangement; since (to entrust you with
+a secret which, for your sake, I withhold from Lord Byron) nothing
+would induce me to share in the profits, and still less, in the
+borrowed splendour of such a partnership. You and he, in different
+manners, would be equal, and would bring, in a different manner, but
+in the same proportion, equal stocks of reputation and success. Do not
+let my frankness with you, nor my belief that you deserve it more than
+Lord Byron, have the effect of deterring you from assuming a station
+in modern literature which the universal voice of my contemporaries
+forbids me either to stoop or to aspire to. I am, and I desire to be,
+nothing.
+
+I did not ask Lord Byron to assist me in sending a remittance for your
+journey; because there are men, however excellent, from whom we would
+never receive an obligation, in the worldly sense of the word; and I
+am as jealous for my friend as for myself. But I suppose that I shall
+at last make up an impudent face, and ask Horace Smith to add to the
+many obligations he has conferred on me. I know I need only ask.
+
+I think I have never told you how very much I like your _Amyntas_; it
+almost reconciles me to translations. In another sense I still demur.
+You might have written another such a poem as the _Nymphs_, with no
+access of efforts. I am full of thoughts and plans, and should do
+something, if the feeble and irritable frame which incloses it was
+willing to obey the spirit. I fancy that then I should do great
+things. Before this you will have seen _Adonais_. Lord Byron, I
+suppose from modesty, on account of his being mentioned in it, did
+not say a word of _Adonais_, though he was loud in his praise of
+_Prometheus_, and, what you will not agree with him in, censure of
+the _Cenci_. Certainly, if _Marino Faliero_ is a drama, the _Cenci_
+is not--but that between ourselves. Lord Byron is reformed, as far
+as gallantry goes, and lives with a beautiful and sentimental Italian
+lady, who is as much attached to him as may be. I trust greatly to his
+intercourse with you, for his creed to become as pure as he thinks his
+conduct is. He has many generous and exalted qualities, but the canker
+of aristocracy wants to be cut out.
+
+
+
+
+JOHN KEATS
+
+1795-1821
+
+
+
+To JOHN HAMILTON REYNOLDS
+
+_Burns's cottage_
+
+
+Maybole, 11 _July_ [1818].
+
+MY DEAR REYNOLDS,
+
+... I am approaching Burns's cottage very fast. We have made continual
+inquiries from the time we saw his tomb at Dumfries. His name, of
+course, is known all about: his great reputation among the plodding
+people is, 'that he wrote a good _mony_ sensible things'. One of the
+pleasantest means of annulling self is approaching such a shrine as
+the Cottage of Burns: we need not think of his misery--that is all
+gone, bad luck to it! I shall look upon it hereafter with unmixed
+pleasure, as I do my Stratford-on-Avon day with Bailey. I shall fill
+this sheet for you in the Bardie's country, going no further than
+this, till I get to the town of Ayr, which will be a nine miles' walk
+to tea.
+
+We were talking on different and indifferent things, when, on a
+sudden, we turned a corner upon the immediate country of Ayr. The
+sight was as rich as possible. I had no conception that the native
+place of Burns was so beautiful; the idea I had was more desolate: his
+'_Rigs of Barley_' seemed always to me but a few strips of green on a
+cold hill--Oh, prejudice!--It was as rich as Devon. I endeavoured
+to drink in the prospect, that I might spin it out to you, as the
+silkworm makes silk from mulberry leaves. I cannot recollect it.
+Besides all the beauty, there were the mountains of Arran Isle, black
+and huge over the sea. We came down upon everything suddenly; there
+were in our way the 'bonny Doon', with the brig that Tam o' Shanter
+crossed, Kirk Alloway, Burns's Cottage, and then the Brigs of Ayr.
+First we stood upon the Bridge across the Doon, surrounded by every
+phantasy of green in tree, meadow, and hill: the stream of the Doon,
+as a farmer told us, is covered with trees 'from head to foot'.
+You know those beautiful heaths, so fresh against the weather of a
+summer's evening; there was one stretching along behind the trees.
+
+I wish I knew always the humour my friends would be in at opening
+a letter of mine, to suit it to them as nearly as possible. I could
+always find an egg-shell for melancholy, and, as for merriment, a
+witty humour will turn anything to account. My head is sometimes in
+such a whirl in considering the million likings and antipathies of our
+moments, that I can get into no settled strain in my letters. My wig!
+Burns and sentimentality coming across you and Frank Floodgate in the
+office. Oh, Scenery, that thou shouldst be crushed between two puns!
+As for them, I venture the rascalliest in the Scotch region. I hope
+Brown does not put them in his journal: if he does, I must sit on the
+cutty-stool all next winter. We went to Kirk Alloway. 'A prophet is
+no prophet in his own country.' We went to the Cottage and took some
+whisky. I wrote a sonnet for the mere sake of writing some lines under
+the roof: they are so bad I cannot transcribe them. The man at the
+cottage was a great bore with his anecdotes. I hate the rascal. His
+life consists in fuzy, fuzzy, fuzziest. He drinks glasses, five for
+the quarter, and twelve for the hour; he is a mahogany-faced old
+jackass who knew Burns: he ought to have been kicked for having spoken
+to him. He calls himself 'a curious old bitch', but he is a flat
+old dog. I should like to employ Caliph Vathek to kick him. Oh, the
+flummery of a birthplace! Cant! cant! cant! It is enough to give
+a spirit the guts-ache. Many a true word, they say, is spoken in
+jest--this may be because his gab hindered my sublimity: the flat dog
+made me write a flat sonnet. My dear Reynolds, I cannot write about
+scenery and visitings. Fancy is indeed less than a present palpable
+reality, but it is greater than remembrance. You would lift your eyes
+from Homer only to see close before you the real Isle of Tenedos. You
+would rather read Homer afterwards than remember yourself. One song
+of Burns's is of more worth to you than all I could think for a whole
+year in his native country. His misery is a dead weight upon the
+nimbleness of one's quill; I tried to forget it--to drink toddy
+without any care--to write a merry sonnet--it won't do--he talked, he
+drank with blackguards; he was miserable. We can see horribly clear,
+in the works of such a man, his whole life, as if we were God's
+spies....
+
+
+
+TO RICHARD WOODHOUSE
+
+_The poetic character_
+
+
+Hampstead, 27 _Oct_. 1818.
+
+MY DEAR WOODHOUSE,
+
+Your letter gave me great satisfaction, more on account of its
+friendliness than any relish of that matter in it which is accounted
+so acceptable in the _genus irritabile_. The best answer I can
+give you is in a clerklike manner to make some observations on two
+principal points which seem to point like indices into the midst of
+the whole _pro_ and _con_ about genius, and views, and achievements,
+and ambition, _et coetera_. 1st. As to the poetical character itself
+(I mean that sort, of which, if I am anything, I am a member; that
+sort distinguished from the Wordsworthian, or egotistical sublime;
+which is a thing _per se_, and stands alone), it is not itself--it has
+no self--it is everything and nothing--it has no character--it enjoys
+light and shade--it lives in gusto, be it foul or fair, high or low,
+rich or poor, mean or elevated--it has as much delight in conceiving
+an Iago as an Imogen. What shocks the virtuous philosopher delights
+the chameleon poet. It does no harm from its relish of the dark side
+of things, any more than from its taste for the bright one, because
+they both end in speculation. A poet is the most unpoetical of
+anything in existence, because he has no identity; he is continually
+in for, and filling, some other body. The sun, the moon, the sea, and
+men and women, who are creatures of impulse, are poetical, and have
+about them an unchangeable attribute; the poet has none, no identity.
+He is certainly the most unpoetical of all God's creatures. If, then,
+he has no self, and if I am a poet, where is the wonder that I should
+say I would write no more? Might I not at that very instant have been
+cogitating on the characters of Saturn and Ops? It is a wretched thing
+to confess, but it is a very fact, that not one word I ever utter can
+be taken for granted as an opinion growing out of my identical nature.
+How can it, when I have no nature? When I am in a room with people,
+if I ever am free from speculating on creations of my own brain, then,
+not myself goes home to myself, but the identity of every one in the
+room begins to press upon me, [so] that I am in a very little time
+annihilated--not only among men; it would be the same in a nursery of
+children. I know not whether I make myself wholly understood: I hope
+enough so to let you see that no dependence is to be placed on what I
+said that day.
+
+In the second place, I will speak of my views, and of the life I
+purpose to myself. I am ambitious of doing the world some good: if
+I should be spared, that may be the work of maturer years--in the
+interval I will assay to reach to as high a summit in poetry as the
+nerve bestowed upon me will suffer. The faint conceptions I have of
+poems to come bring the blood frequently into my forehead. All I
+hope is, that I may not lose all interest in human affairs--that
+the solitary indifference I feel for applause, even from the finest
+spirits, will not blunt any acuteness of vision I may have. I do not
+think it will. I feel assured I should write from the mere yearning
+and fondness I have for the beautiful, even if my night's labours
+should be burnt every morning, and no eye ever shine upon them.
+But even now I am perhaps not speaking from myself, but from some
+character in whose soul I now live ...
+
+
+
+TO PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY
+
+_Returning advice_
+
+
+Hampstead, 10 _Aug_. 1820.
+
+MY DEAR SHELLEY,
+
+I am very much gratified that you, in a foreign country, and with a
+mind almost over-occupied, should write to me in the strain of the
+letter beside me. If I do not take advantage of your invitation,
+it will be prevented by a circumstance I have very much at heart to
+prophesy. There is no doubt that an English winter would put an end to
+me, and do so in a lingering, hateful manner. Therefore, I must either
+voyage or journey to Italy, as a soldier marches up to a battery.
+My nerves at present are the worst part of me, yet they feel soothed
+that, come what extreme may, I shall not be destined to remain in one
+spot long enough to take a hatred of any four particular bedposts. I
+am glad you take any pleasure in my poor poem, which I would willingly
+take the trouble to unwrite, if possible, did I care so much as I
+have done about reputation. I received a copy of the _Cenci_, as from
+yourself, from Hunt. There is only one part of it I am judge of--the
+poetry and dramatic effect, which by many spirits nowadays is
+considered the Mammon. A modern work, it is said, must have a purpose,
+which may be the God. An artist must serve Mammon; he must have
+'self-concentration'--selfishness, perhaps. You, I am sure,
+will forgive me for sincerely remarking that you might curb your
+magnanimity, and be more of an artist, and load every rift of your
+subject with ore. The thought of such discipline must fall like cold
+chains upon you, who perhaps never sat with your wings furled for six
+months together. And is not this extraordinary talk for the writer of
+_Endymion_, whose mind was like a pack of scattered cards? I am picked
+up and sorted to a pip. My imagination is a monastery, and I am its
+monk. I am in expectation of _Prometheus_ every day. Could I have my
+own wish effected, you would have it still in manuscript, or be but
+now putting an end to the second act. I remember you advising me not
+to publish my first blights, on Hampstead Heath. I am returning advice
+upon your hands. Most of the poems in the volume I send you have been
+written above two years, and would never have been published but for a
+hope of gain; so you see I am inclined enough to take your advice now.
+I must express once more my deep sense of your kindness, adding my
+sincere thanks and respects for Mrs. Shelley. In hope of soon seeing
+you--
+
+
+
+To CHARLES BROWN
+
+_A despairing cry_
+
+
+Naples, 1 _Nov_. [1820.]
+
+MY DEAR BROWN,
+
+Yesterday we were let out of quarantine, during which my health
+suffered more from bad air and the stifled cabin than it had done the
+whole voyage. The fresh air revived me a little, and I hope I am well
+enough this morning to write to you a short calm letter;--if that can
+be called one, in which I am afraid to speak of what I would
+fainest dwell upon. As I have gone thus far into it, I must go on
+a little;--perhaps it may relieve the load of _wretchedness_ which
+presses upon me. The persuasion that I shall see her no more will kill
+me. My dear Brown, I should have had her when I was in health, and I
+should have remained well. I can bear to die--I cannot bear to leave
+her. Oh, God! God! God! Everything I have in my trunks that reminds
+me of her goes through me like a spear. The silk lining she put in my
+travelling cap scalds my head. My imagination is horribly vivid
+about her--I see her--I hear her. There is nothing in the world of
+sufficient interest to divert me from her a moment. This was the case
+when I was in England: I cannot recollect, without shuddering, the
+time that I was a prisoner at Hunt's, and used to keep my eyes
+fixed on Hampstead all day. Then there was a good hope of seeing
+her again--Now!--O that I could be buried near where she lives! I
+am afraid to write to her--to receive a letter from her--to see her
+handwriting would break my heart--even to hear of her anyhow, to see
+her name written, would be more than I can bear. My dear Brown, what
+am I to do? Where can I look for consolation or ease? If I had any
+chance of recovery, this passion would kill me. Indeed, through the
+whole of my illness, both at your house and at Kentish Town, this
+fever has never ceased wearing me out. When you write to me, which you
+will do immediately, write to Rome (_poste restante_)--if she is well
+and happy, put a mark thus +; if--
+
+Remember me to all. I will endeavour to bear my miseries patiently.
+A person in my state of health should not have such miseries to bear.
+Write a short note to my sister, saying you have heard from me. Severn
+is very well. If I were in better health I would urge your coming to
+Rome. I fear there is no one can give me any comfort. Is there any
+news of George? O that something fortunate had ever happened to me or
+my brothers!--then I might hope,--but despair is forced upon me as a
+habit. My dear Brown, for my sake, be her advocate for ever. I
+cannot say a word about Naples; I do not feel at all concerned in the
+thousand novelties around me. I am afraid to write to her. I should
+like her to know that I do not forget her. Oh, Brown, I have coals of
+fire in my breast. It surprises me that the human heart is capable of
+containing and bearing so much misery. Was I born for this end? God
+bless her, and her mother, and my sister, and George, and his wife,
+and you, and all!...
+
+
+
+
+THOMAS HOOD
+
+1799-1845
+
+
+
+To CHARLES DICKENS
+
+_American Notes_
+
+
+17 Elm Tree Road, 12 _Oct_. 1842.
+
+DEAR DICKENS,
+
+Can you let me have an early copy of the _American Notes_ so that I
+may review it in the _New Monthly_? Is it really likely to be ready
+as advertised? I aim this at Devonshire Place, supposing you to be
+returned, for with these winds 'tis no fit time for the coast. But
+your bones are not so weather unwise (for ignorance _is_ bliss) as
+mine. I should have asked this by word of mouth in Devonshire Place,
+but the weather has kept me indoors. It is no fiction that the
+complaint, derived from Dutch malaria seven years ago, is revived by
+Easterly winds. Otherwise I have been better than usual, and 'never
+say die'. Don't forget about the Yankee Notes. I never had but one
+American friend, and lost him through _a good crop of pears_. He paid
+us a visit in England; whereupon in honour of him, a pear tree, which
+had never borne fruit to speak of within memory of man, was loaded
+with ninety dozen of brown somethings. Our gardener said they were
+a _keeping_ sort, and would be good at Christmas; whereupon, as our
+Jonathan was on the eve of sailing for the States, we sent him a few
+dozens to dessert him on the voyage. Some he put at the bottom of a
+trunk (he wrote to us) to take to America; but he could not have been
+gone above a day or two, when all _our_ pears began to rot! _His_
+would, of course, by sympathy, and I presume spoilt his linen or
+clothes, for I have never heard of him since. Perhaps he thought I had
+_done_ him on purpose, and for sartin the tree, my accomplice, never
+bore any more pears, good or bad, after that supernatural crop.
+
+Pray present my respects for me to Mrs. Dickens. How she must enjoy
+being at home and discovering her children, after her Columbusing, and
+only discovering America!
+
+
+
+TO THE MANCHESTER ATHENAEUM
+
+_The uses of literature_
+
+
+(From my bed)
+
+17 Elm Tree Road, St. John's Wood, 18 _July_, 1843.
+
+GENTLEMEN,
+
+If my humble name can be of the least use for your purpose, it is
+heartily at your service, with my best wishes for the prosperity of
+the Manchester Athenaeum, and my warmest approval of the objects of
+that Institution.
+
+I have elsewhere recorded my own deep obligations to Literature--that
+a natural turn for reading, and intellectual pursuits, probably
+preserved me from the moral shipwreck so apt to befall those who are
+deprived in early life of the paternal pilotage. At the very least my
+books kept me aloof from the ring, the dog-pit, the tavern, and the
+saloons, with their degrading orgies. For the closet associate of Pope
+and Addison, the mind accustomed to the noble, though silent discourse
+of Shakespeare and Milton, will hardly seek, or put up with low
+company and slang. The reading animal will not be content with the
+brutish wallowings that satisfy the unlearned pigs of the world.
+Later experience enables me to depose to the comfort and blessing that
+literature can prove in seasons of sickness and sorrow; how powerfully
+intellectual pursuits can help in keeping the head from crazing, and
+the heart from breaking; nay, not to be too grave, how generous mental
+food can even atone for a meagre diet; rich fare on the paper, for
+short commons on the cloth.
+
+Poisoned by the malaria of the Dutch marshes, my stomach for many
+months resolutely set itself against fish, flesh, or fowl; my appetite
+had no more edge than the German knife placed before me. But luckily
+the mental palate and digestion were still sensible and vigorous; and
+whilst I passed untasted every dish at the Rhenish table-d'-hôte,
+I could still enjoy my _Peregrine Pickle_, and the feast after the
+manner of the Ancients. There was no yearning towards calf's head
+_à la tortue_, or sheep's heart; but I could still relish Head _à la
+Brunnen_, and the _Heart of Mid-Lothian._ Still more recently it was
+my misfortune, with a tolerable appetite, to be condemned to Lenten
+fare, like Sancho Panza, by my physician, to a diet, in fact, lower
+than any prescribed by the Poor-Law Commissioners, all animal food,
+from a bullock to a rabbit, being strictly interdicted, as well as
+all fluids stronger than that which lays dust, washes pinafores, and
+waters polyanthus. But the feast of reason and the flow of soul were
+still mine!
+
+Denied beef, I had Bulwer and Cowper; forbidden mutton, there was
+Lamb; and in lieu of pork, the great Bacon, or Hogg. Then as to
+beverage; it was hard, doubtless, for a Christian to set his face,
+like a Turk, against the juice of the grape. But, eschewing wine,
+I had still my Butler; and in the absence of liquor, all the Choice
+Spirits from Tom Browne to Tom Moore. Thus though confined physically
+to the drink that drowns kittens, I quaffed mentally, not merely the
+best of our own home-made, but the rich, racy, sparkling growths of
+France and Italy, of Germany and Spain; the champagne of Molière, the
+Monte Pulciano of Boccaccio, the hock of Schiller, and the sherry of
+Cervantes. Depressed bodily by the fluid that damps everything, I got
+intellectually elevated with Milton, a little merry with Swift, or
+rather jolly with Rabelais, whose Pantagruel, by the way, is equal to
+the best gruel with rum in it.
+
+So far can Literature palliate, or compensate, for gastronomical
+privations. But there are other evils, great and small, in this world,
+which try the stomach less than the head, the heart, and the temper;
+bowls that will not roll right, well-laid schemes that will 'gang
+aglee', and ill winds that blow with the pertinacity of the monsoon.
+Of these Providence has allotted me a full share, but still,
+paradoxical as it may sound, my _burthen_ has been greatly lightened
+by a _load of books_. The manner of this will be best understood by a
+_feline_ illustration. Everybody has heard of the two Kilkenny cats,
+who devoured each other; but it is not so generally known, that they
+left behind them an orphan kitten, which, true to its breed, began to
+eat itself up, till it was diverted from the operation by a mouse. Now
+the human mind, under vexation, is like that kitten, for it is apt to
+_prey upon itself_, unless drawn off by a new object, and none better
+for the purpose than a book. For example, one of Defoe's; for who,
+in reading his thrilling _History of the Great Plague_, would not be
+reconciled to a few little ones?
+
+Many, many a dreary weary hour have I got over--many a gloomy
+misgiving postponed--many a mental and bodily annoyance forgotten by
+help of the tragedies, and comedies, of our dramatists and novelists!
+Many a trouble has been soothed by the still small voice of the moral
+philosopher; many a dragon-like care charmed to sleep by the sweet
+song of the poet! For all which I cry incessantly, not aloud, but in
+my heart, 'Thanks and honour to the glorious masters of the pen, and
+the great inventors of the press!' Such has been my own experience of
+the blessing and comfort of literature and intellectual pursuits;
+and of the same mind, doubtless, was Sir Humphry Davy, who went for
+_Consolations in Travel_, not to the inn, or the posting-house, but to
+his library and his books.
+
+
+
+To DR. MOIR
+
+_A humourist to the last_
+
+
+[1845.]
+
+DEAR MOIR,
+
+God bless you and yours, and good-bye! I drop these few lines, as in a
+bottle from a ship water-logged, and on the brink of foundering, being
+in the last stage of dropsical debility; but though suffering in body,
+serene in mind. So without reversing my union-jack, I await my last
+lurch. Till which, believe me, dear Moir,
+
+Yours most truly.
+
+
+
+To SIR ROBERT PEEL
+
+_A farewell letter_
+
+
+Devonshire Lodge, New Finchley Road, [1845].
+
+DEAR SIR,
+
+We are not to meet in the flesh. Given over by my physicians and by
+myself, I am only kept alive by frequent instalments of mulled port
+wine. In this extremity I feel a comfort, for which I cannot refrain
+from again thanking you, with all the sincerity of a dying man,--and,
+at the same time, bidding you a respectful farewell.
+
+Thank God my mind is composed and my reason undisturbed, but my race
+as an author is run. My physical debility finds no tonic virtue in
+a steel pen, otherwise I would have written one more paper--a
+forewarning one--against an evil, or the danger of it, arising from
+a literary movement in which I have had some share, a one-sided
+humanity, opposite to that Catholic Shakespearian sympathy, which
+felt with King as well as Peasant, and duly estimated the mortal
+temptations of both stations. Certain classes at the poles of Society
+are already too far asunder; it should be the duty of our writers to
+draw them nearer by kindly attraction, not to aggravate the existing
+repulsion, and place a wider moral gulf between Rich and Poor, with
+Hate on the one side and Fear on the other. But I am too weak for this
+task, the last I had set myself; it is death that stops my pen, you
+see, and not the pension.
+
+God bless you, Sir, and prosper all your measures for the benefit of
+my beloved country.
+
+
+
+
+ROBERT BROWNING
+
+1812-1889
+
+
+ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING
+
+1806-1861
+
+
+
+To LEIGH HUNT
+
+_A joint epistle_
+
+
+Bagni di Lucca, 6 _Oct_. 1857.
+
+DEAR LEIGH HUNT,
+
+(It is hard to write, but you bade me do so; yet I had better say
+'Master Hunt', as they used to call Webster or Ford.) A nine months'
+silence after such a letter as yours seems too strange even to you
+perhaps. So understand that you gave us more delight at once than we
+could bear, that was the beginning of the waiting to recover spirit
+and try and do one's feeling a little less injustice. But soon
+followed unexpected sorrows to us and to you, and the expression of
+even gratitude grew hard again. Certainly all this while your letter
+has been laid before our very eyes, and we have waited for a brighter
+day than ever came till we left Florence two months ago and more, then
+we brought it to 'answer' among the chestnut trees; but immediately
+on our arrival a friend was attacked by fever, and we were kept in
+anxiety about him for six weeks. At last he recovered sufficiently to
+leave for Florence, and (just think) our little boy became ill,
+for the first time in his life, and gave us solicitude enough for a
+fortnight: it is nothing now that it is over; he is going about now
+almost as well as before, and we go away to-morrow, as I said. But I
+will try and get one, at least, of the joys I came to find here, and
+really write to you from this place, as I meant to do. '_I_'--you
+know it is my wife that I write for, though you entangle and distract
+either of us by the reverberations (so to speak) of pleasures over and
+above the pleasure you give us. I intend to say, that you praise that
+poem, and mix it up with praise of her very self, and then give it to
+me directly, and then give it to _her_ with the pride you have just
+given me, and then it somehow comes back to me increased so far, till
+the effect is just as you probably intended. I wish my wife may know
+you more: I wish you may see and know her more, but you cannot live
+by her eleven years, as I have done--or yes, what cannot you do, being
+the man, the poet you are? This last word, I dare think, I have a
+right to say; I _have_ always venerated you as a poet; I believe your
+poetry to be sure of its eventual reward; other people, not unlikely,
+may feel like me, that there has been no need of getting into feverish
+haste to cry out on what is; yet you, who wrote it, can leave it and
+look at other poetry, and speak so of it: how well of you!
+
+I am still too near the production of _Aurora Leigh_ to be quite able
+to see it all; my wife used to write it, and lay it down to hear our
+child spell, or when a visitor came,--it was thrust under the cushion
+then. At Paris, a year ago last March, she gave me the first six books
+to read, I having never seen a line before. She then wrote the rest,
+and transcribed them in London, where I read them also. I wish, in
+one sense, that I had written and she had read it.... I shall commend
+myself to you by telling you this. Indeed, the proper acknowledgement
+of your letter seems to be that one should do something, not say
+something. If you were here, I might quite naturally begin repeating
+_Giaffar_ or _Solomon_, and the rest. You would see whether I was not
+capable of getting all the good out of your praise.
+
+While I write, there is a strange thing that happened last night
+impossible to get out of my thoughts. It may give you pain to tell you
+of it, yet if with the pain come triumphant memories and hopes, as I
+expect there will, you may choose the pain with them. What decides me
+to tell it is that I heard you years ago allude to the destruction of
+a volume of _Lamia, Isabella, &c., to be restored to you yet_--now you
+remember; also, I think, of your putting my name near Shelley's in the
+end of your letter, where you say 'since I lost Shelley'. Is it not
+strange that I should have transcribed for the first time, last night,
+the _Indian Serenade_ that, together with some verses of Metastasio,
+accompanied that book? That I should have been reserved to tell
+the present possessor of them--to whom they were given by Captain
+Roberts--_what_ the poem _was, and that it had been published_! It is
+preserved religiously; but the characters are all but illegible, and
+I needed a good magnifying-glass to be quite sure of such of them as
+remain. The end is that I have rescued three or four variations in the
+reading of that divine little poem, as one reads it, at least, in the
+_Posthumous Poems_. It is headed the _Indian_ _Serenade_ (not _Lines
+to an Indian Air_). In the first stanza the seventh line is 'Hath led
+me'; in the second, the third line is 'And the champak's odours fail';
+and the eighth, 'O! Beloved as thou art!' In the last stanza, the
+seventh line was, 'Oh, press it to thine own again.' Are not all these
+better readings? (even to the 'Hath' for 'Has'.) There, I give them
+you as you gave us Milton's hair. If I have mistaken in telling you,
+you will understand and forgive.
+
+I think I will ask my wife to say a word or two so I shall be sure
+that you forgive. Now let my wife say the remainder. All I have
+wished to do--know how little likely it was that I should succeed in
+that--was to assure you of my pride and affectionate gratitude.--God
+bless you ever,
+
+R.B.
+
+
+Dear friend, I will say; for I feel it must be something as good as
+friendship that can forgive and understand this silence, so much like
+the veriest human kind of ingratitude. When I look back and think--all
+this time after that letter, and not a sign made--I wonder. Yet,
+if you knew! First of all, we were silent because we waited for
+information which you seemed to desire.... Then there were sadder
+reasons. Poor _Aurora_, that you were so more than kind to (oh, how
+can I think of it?), has been steeped in tears, and some of them of a
+very bitter sort. Your letter was addressed to my husband, you knowing
+by your delicate true instinct where your praise would give most
+pleasure; but I believe Robert had not the heart to write when I felt
+that I should not have the spirits to add a word in the proper key.
+When we came here from Florence a few months ago to get repose and
+cheerfulness from the sight of the mountains, we said to ourselves
+that we would speak to you at ease--instead of which the word was
+taken from our own mouth, and we have done little but sit by sick beds
+and meditate on gastric fevers. So disturbed we have been--so sad! our
+darling precious child the last victim. To see him lying still on his
+golden curls, with cheeks too scarlet to suit the poor patient eyes,
+looking so frightfully like an angel! It was very hard. But this is
+over, I do thank God, and we are on the point of carrying back our
+treasure with us to Florence to-morrow, quite recovered, if a little
+thinner and weaker, and the young voice as merry as ever. You are
+aware that that child I am more proud of than twenty _Auroras_, even
+after Leigh Hunt has praised them. He is eight years old, has never
+been '_crammed_', but reads English, Italian, French, German, and
+plays the piano--then, is the sweetest child! sweeter than he looks.
+When he was ill, he said to me, 'You pet! don't be unhappy about
+_me_. Think it's a boy in the street, and be a little sorry, but not
+unhappy.' Who could not be unhappy, I wonder?
+
+I never saw your book called the _Religion of the Heart._ It's the
+only book of yours I never saw, and I mean to wipe out that reproach
+on the soonest day possible. I receive more dogmas, perhaps (my
+'perhaps' being in the dark rather), than you do. I believe in the
+divinity of Jesus Christ in the intensest sense--that he was God
+absolutely. But for the rest, I am very unorthodox--about the spirit,
+the flesh, and the devil, and if you would not let me sit by you, a
+great many churchmen wouldn't; in fact, churches do all of them, as at
+present constituted, seem too narrow and low to hold true Christianity
+in its proximate developments. I, at least, cannot help believing them
+so.
+
+My dear friend, can we dare, after our sins against you--can we dare
+_wish_ for a letter from you sometimes? Ask, we dare not. May God
+bless you. Even if you had not praised me and made me so grateful,
+I should be grateful to you for three things--for your poetry (that
+first), then for Milton's hair, and then for the memory I have of
+our visit to you, when you sat in that chair and spoke so mildly and
+deeply at once.
+
+Let me be ever affectionately yours,
+
+ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING.
+
+
+
+
+CHARLOTTE BRONTË
+
+1816-1855
+
+
+
+TO A FRIEND
+
+_Trials of a governess_
+
+
+_July_ 1839.
+
+I cannot procure ink, without going into the drawing-room, where I do
+not wish to go.... I should have written to you long since, and told
+you every detail of the utterly new scene into which I have lately
+been cast, had I not been daily expecting a letter from yourself, and
+wondering and lamenting that you did not write; for you will remember
+it was your turn. I must not bother you too much with my sorrows, of
+which, I fear, you have heard an exaggerated account. If you were near
+me, perhaps I might be tempted to tell you all, to grow egotistical,
+and pour out the long history of a private governess's trials and
+crosses in her first situation. As it is, I will only ask you to
+imagine the miseries of a reserved wretch like me, thrown at once into
+the midst of a large family--proud as peacocks and wealthy as Jews--at
+a time when they were particularly gay--when the house was filled with
+company--all strangers--people whose faces I had never seen before.
+In this state I had charge given me of a set of pampered, spoilt,
+turbulent children, whom I was expected constantly to amuse, as well
+as to instruct. I soon found that the constant demand on my stock
+of animal spirits reduced them to the lowest state of exhaustion; at
+times I felt--and, I suppose, seemed--depressed. To my astonishment,
+I was taken to task on the subject by Mrs.----, with a sternness of
+manner and a harshness of language scarcely credible; like a fool, I
+cried most bitterly. I could not help it; my spirits quite failed me
+at first. I thought I had done my best--strained every nerve to please
+her; and to be treated in that way, merely because I was shy and
+sometimes melancholy, was too bad. At first I was for giving all up
+and going home. But, after a little reflection, I determined to summon
+what energy I had, and to weather the storm. I said to myself, 'I have
+never yet quitted a place without gaining a friend; adversity is
+a good school; the poor are born to labour, and the dependent to
+endure.' I resolved to be patient, to command my feelings, and to take
+what came; the ordeal, I reflected, would not last many weeks, and I
+trusted it would do me good. I recollected the fable of the willow and
+the oak; I bent quietly, and now, I trust, the storm is blowing over
+me. Mrs. ---- is generally considered an agreeable woman; so she is, I
+doubt not, in general society. Her health is sound, her animal spirits
+good, consequently she is cheerful in company; but oh! does this
+compensate for the absence of every fine feeling--of every gentle and
+delicate sentiment? She behaves somewhat more civilly to me now than
+she did at first, and the children are a little more manageable; but
+she does not know my character, and she does not wish to know it.
+I have never had five minutes' conversation with her since I came,
+except while she was scolding me. I have no wish to be pitied, except
+by yourself; if I were talking to you I could tell you much more.
+
+
+
+To WILLIAM WORDSWORTH
+
+_Thanks for advice_
+
+
+[1840.]
+
+... Authors are generally very tenacious of their productions, but I
+am not so much attached to this but that I can give it up without
+much distress. No doubt, if I had gone on, I should have made quite
+a Richardsonian concern of it.... I had materials in my head for
+half-a-dozen volumes.... Of course, it is with considerable regret I
+relinquish any scheme so charming as the one I have sketched. It is
+very edifying and profitable to create a world out of your own brains,
+and people it with inhabitants, who are so many Melchisedecs, and have
+no father nor mother but your own imagination.... I am sorry I did
+not exist fifty or sixty years ago, when the _Ladies' Magazine_ was
+flourishing like a green bay tree. In that case, I make no doubt, my
+aspirations after literary fame would have met with due encouragement,
+and I should have had the pleasure of introducing Messrs. Percy and
+West into the very best society, and recording all their sayings and
+doings in double-columned close-printed pages.... I recollect, when I
+was a child, getting hold of some antiquated volumes, and reading
+them by stealth with the most exquisite pleasure. You give a correct
+description of the patient Grisels of those days. My aunt was one of
+them; and to this day she thinks the tales of the _Ladies' Magazine_
+infinitely superior to any trash of modern literature. So do I; for
+I read them in childhood, and childhood has a very strong faculty of
+admiration, but a very weak one of criticism.... I am pleased that
+you cannot quite decide whether I am an attorney's clerk or a
+novel-reading dressmaker. I will not help you at all in the discovery;
+and as to my handwriting, or the ladylike touches in my style and
+imagery, you must not draw any conclusion from that--I may employ an
+amanuensis. Seriously, sir, I am very much obliged to you for your
+kind and candid letter. I almost wonder you took the trouble to read
+and notice the novelette of an anonymous scribe, who had not even the
+manners to tell you whether he was a man or a woman, or whether his
+'C.T.' meant Charles Timms or Charlotte Tomkins.
+
+
+
+TO A FRIEND
+
+_At school abroad_
+
+
+Brussels [c. _May_ 1842].
+
+I was twenty-six years old a week or two since; and at this ripe time
+of life I am a school-girl, and, on the whole, very happy in that
+capacity. It felt very strange at first to submit to authority instead
+of exercising it--to obey orders instead of giving them; but I like
+that state of things. I returned to it with the same avidity that a
+cow, that has long been kept on dry hay, returns to fresh grass. Don't
+laugh at my simile. It is natural to me to submit, and very unnatural
+to command.
+
+This is a large school, in which there are about forty externes, or
+day-pupils, and twelve pensionnaires, or boarders. Madame Héger,
+the head, is a lady of precisely the same cast of mind, degree of
+cultivation, and quality of intellect as Miss ----. I think the severe
+points are a little softened, because she has not been disappointed,
+and consequently soured. In a word, she is a married instead of a
+maiden lady. There are three teachers in the school--Mademoiselle
+Blanche, Mademoiselle Sophie, and Mademoiselle Marie. The two first
+have no particular character. One is an old maid, and the other will
+be one. Mademoiselle Marie is talented and original, but of repulsive
+and arbitrary manners, which have made the whole school, except myself
+and Emily, her bitter enemies. No less than seven masters attend, to
+teach the different branches of education--French, Drawing, Music,
+Singing, Writing, Arithmetic, and German. All in the house are
+Catholics except ourselves, one other girl, and the gouvernante
+of Madame's children, an Englishwoman, in rank something between a
+lady's-maid and a nursery governess. The difference in country and
+religion makes a broad line of demarcation between us and all the
+rest. We are completely isolated in the midst of numbers. Yet I think
+I am never unhappy; my present life is so delightful, so congenial to
+my own nature, compared to that of a governess. My time, constantly
+occupied, passes too rapidly. Hitherto both Emily and I have had good
+health, and therefore we have been able to work well. There is one
+individual of whom I have not yet spoken--M. Héger, the husband of
+Madame. He is professor of rhetoric, a man of power as to mind, but
+very choleric and irritable in temperament. He is very angry with me
+just at present, because I have written a translation which he chose
+to stigmatize as '_peu correcte_'. He did not tell me so, but wrote
+the word on the margin of my book, and asked, in brief stern phrase,
+how it happened that my compositions were always better than my
+translations? adding that the thing seemed to him inexplicable. The
+fact is, some weeks ago, in a high-flown humour, he forbade me to use
+either dictionary or grammar in translating the most difficult English
+compositions into French. This makes the task rather arduous, and
+compels me every now and then to introduce an English word, which
+nearly plucks the eyes out of his head when he sees it. Emily and he
+don't draw well together at all. Emily works like a horse, and she has
+had great difficulties to contend with--far greater than I have
+had. Indeed, those who come to a French school for instruction ought
+previously to have acquired a considerable knowledge of the French
+language, otherwise they will lose a great deal of time, for the
+course of instruction is adapted to natives and not to foreigners;
+and in these large establishments they will not change their ordinary
+course for one or two strangers. The few private lessons that M. Héger
+has vouchsafed to give us, are, I suppose, to be considered a great
+favour; and I can perceive they have already excited much spite and
+jealousy in the school.
+
+You will abuse this letter for being short and dreary, and there are a
+hundred things which I want to tell you, but I have not time. Brussels
+is a beautiful city. The Belgians hate the English. Their external
+morality is more rigid than ours. To lace the stays without a
+handkerchief on the neck is considered a disgusting piece of
+indelicacy.
+
+
+
+To A FRIEND
+
+_Curates to tea_
+
+
+[1845.]
+
+You thought I refused you coldly, did you? It was a queer sort of
+coldness, when I would have given my ears to say Yes, and was obliged
+to say No. Matters, however, are now a little changed. Anne is come
+home, and her presence certainly makes me feel more at liberty. Then,
+if all be well, I will come and see you. Tell me only when I must
+come. Mention the week and the day. Have the kindness also to answer
+the following queries, if you can. How far is it from Leeds to
+Sheffield? Can you give me a notion of the cost? Of course, when I
+come, you will let me enjoy your own company in peace, and not drag me
+out a-visiting. I have no desire at all to see your curate. I think he
+must be like all the other curates I have seen; and they seem to me
+a self-seeking, vain, empty race. At this blessed moment, we have no
+less than three of them in Haworth parish--and there is not one to
+mend another. The other day, they all three, accompanied by Mr. S.,
+dropped, or rather rushed, in unexpectedly to tea. It was Monday
+(baking-day), and I was hot and tired; still, if they had behaved
+quietly and decently, I would have served them out their tea in peace;
+but they began glorifying themselves, and abusing Dissenters in such
+a manner, that my temper lost its balance, and I pronounced a few
+sentences sharply and rapidly, which struck them all dumb. Papa was
+greatly horrified also, but I don't regret it.
+
+
+
+To GEORGE HENRY LEWES
+
+_Herself and Miss Austen_
+
+
+12 _Jan_. 1848.
+
+Dear Sir,
+
+I thank you then sincerely for your generous review; and it is with
+the sense of double content I express my gratitude, because I am now
+sure the tribute is not superfluous or obtrusive. You were not severe
+on _Jane Eyre_; you were very lenient. I am glad you told me my faults
+plainly in private, for in your public notice you touch on them so
+lightly, I should perhaps have passed them over, thus indicated, with
+too little reflection.
+
+I mean to observe your warning about being careful how I undertake new
+works; my stock of materials is not abundant, but very slender; and
+besides, neither my experience, my acquirements, nor my powers, are
+sufficiently varied to justify my ever becoming a frequent writer. I
+tell you this, because your article in _Fraser_ left in me an uneasy
+impression that you were disposed to think better of the author of
+_Jane Eyre_ than that individual deserved; and I would rather you had
+a correct than a flattering opinion of me, even though I should never
+see you.
+
+If I ever _do_ write another book, I think I will have nothing of what
+you call 'melodrama'; I _think_ so, but I am not sure. I _think_,
+too, I will endeavour to follow the counsel which shines out of
+Miss Austen's 'mild eyes', 'to finish more and be more subdued'; but
+neither am I sure of that. When authors write best, or at least, when
+they write most fluently, an influence seems to waken in them, which
+becomes their master--which will have its own way--putting out of view
+all behests but its own, dictating certain words, and insisting
+on their being used, whether vehement or measured in their nature;
+new-moulding characters, giving unthought-of turns to incidents,
+rejecting carefully-elaborated old ideas, and suddenly creating and
+adopting new ones.
+
+Is it not so? And should we try to counteract this influence? Can we
+indeed counteract it?
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Why do you like Miss Austen so very much? I am puzzled on that point.
+What induced you to say that you would have rather written _Pride and
+Prejudice_, or _Tom Jones_, than any of the Waverley Novels?
+
+I had not seen _Pride and Prejudice_ till I read that sentence of
+yours, and then I got the book. And what did I find? An accurate,
+daguerreotyped portrait of a commonplace face; a carefully-fenced,
+highly-cultivated garden, with neat borders and delicate flowers; but
+no glance of a bright, vivid physiognomy, no open country, no fresh
+air, no blue hill, no bonny beck. I should hardly like to live with
+her ladies and gentlemen, in their elegant but confined houses. These
+observations will probably irritate you, but I shall run the risk.
+
+Now I can understand admiration of George Sand; for though I never saw
+any of her works which I admired throughout (even _Consuelo_, which
+is the best, or the best that I have read, appears to me to couple
+strange extravagance with wondrous excellence), yet she has a grasp of
+mind, which, if I cannot fully comprehend, I can very deeply respect;
+she is sagacious and profound;--Miss Austen is only shrewd and
+observant.
+
+Am I wrong--or, were you hasty in what you said? If you have time,
+I should be glad to hear further on this subject; if not, or if you
+think the questions frivolous, do not trouble yourself to reply.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The argument continued_
+
+
+18 _Jan_. 1848.
+
+Dear Sir,
+
+I must write you one more note, though I had not intended to trouble
+you again so soon. I have to agree with you, and to differ from you.
+
+You correct my crude remarks on the subject of the 'influence'; well,
+I accept your definition of what the effects of that influence should
+be; I recognize the wisdom of your rules for its regulation....
+
+What a strange lecture comes next in your letter! You say I must
+familiarize my mind with the fact, that 'Miss Austen is not a poetess,
+has no "sentiment"' (you scornfully enclose the word in inverted
+commas), 'no eloquence, none of the ravishing enthusiasm of
+poetry',--and then you add, I _must_ 'learn to acknowledge her as _one
+of the greatest artists, of the greatest painters of human character_,
+and one of the writers with the nicest sense of means to an end that
+ever lived'.
+
+The last point only will I ever acknowledge.
+
+Can there be a great artist without poetry?
+
+What I call--what I will bend to, as a great artist then--cannot
+be destitute of the divine gift. But by _poetry_, I am sure, you
+understand something different to what I do, as you do by 'sentiment'.
+It is _poetry_, as I comprehend the word, which elevates that
+masculine George Sand, and makes out of something coarse, something
+Godlike. It is 'sentiment', in my sense of the term--sentiment
+jealously hidden, but genuine, which extracts the venom from that
+formidable Thackeray, and converts what might be corrosive poison into
+purifying elixir.
+
+If Thackeray did not cherish in his large heart deep feeling for his
+kind, he would delight to exterminate; as it is, I believe, he wishes
+only to reform. Miss Austen being, as you say, without 'sentiment',
+without _poetry_, maybe _is_ sensible, real (more _real_ than _true_),
+but she cannot be great.
+
+I submit to your anger, which I have now excited (for have I not
+questioned the perfection of your darling?); the storm may pass over
+me. Nevertheless, I will, when I can (I do not know when that will be,
+as I have no access to a circulating library), diligently peruse all
+Miss Austen's works, as you recommend.... You must forgive me for
+not always being able to think as you do, and still believe me, Yours
+gratefully.
+
+
+
+TO A FRIEND
+
+_Illness and death of Emily Brontë_
+
+
+23 _Nov_. 1848.
+
+I told you Emily was ill, in my last letter. She has not rallied yet.
+She is _very_ ill. I believe, if you were to see her, your impression
+would be that there is no hope. A more hollow, wasted, pallid aspect
+I have not beheld. The deep tight cough continues; the breathing after
+the least exertion is a rapid pant; and these symptoms are accompanied
+by pains in the chest and side. Her pulse, the only time she allowed
+it to be felt, was found to beat 115 per minute. In this state she
+resolutely refuses to see a doctor; she will give no explanation of
+her feelings, she will scarcely allow her feelings to be alluded to.
+Our position is, and has been for some weeks, exquisitely painful. God
+only knows how all this is to terminate. More than once, I have been
+forced boldly to regard the terrible event of her loss as possible,
+and even probable. But nature shrinks from such thoughts. I think
+Emily seems the nearest thing to my heart in the world.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+10 _Dec_.
+
+I hardly know what to say to you about the subject which now interests
+me the most keenly of anything in this world, for, in truth, I hardly
+know what to think myself. Hope and fear fluctuate daily. The pain in
+her side and chest is better; the cough, the shortness of breath, the
+extreme emaciation, continue. I have endured, however, such tortures
+of uncertainty on this subject that, at length, I could endure it
+no longer; and as her repugnance to seeing a medical man continues
+immutable,--as she declares 'no poisoning doctor' shall come near
+her,--I have written, unknown to her, to an eminent physician in
+London, giving as minute a statement of her case and symptoms as I
+could draw up, and requesting an opinion. I expect an answer in a day
+or two. I am thankful to say that my own health at present is very
+tolerable. It is well such is the case; for Anne, with the best will
+in the world to be useful, is really too delicate to do or bear much.
+She too, at present, has frequent pains in the side. Papa is also
+pretty well, though Emily's state renders him very anxious.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_[Tuesday.]_
+
+I should have written to you before, if I had had one word of hope to
+say; but I have not. She grows daily weaker. The physician's opinion
+was expressed too obscurely to be of use. He sent some medicine, which
+she would not take. Moments so dark as these I have never known. I
+pray for God's support to us all. Hitherto He has granted it.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+21 _Dec_. 1848.
+
+Emily suffers no more from pain or weakness now. She never will suffer
+more in this world. She is gone, after a hard, short conflict. She
+died on _Tuesday_, the very day I wrote to you. I thought it very
+possible she might be with us still for weeks; and a few hours
+afterwards, she was in eternity. Yes; there is no Emily in time or
+on earth now. Yesterday we put her poor, wasted, mortal frame quietly
+under the church pavement. We are very calm at present. Why should we
+be otherwise? The anguish of seeing her suffer is over; the spectacle
+of the pains of death is gone by; the funeral day is past. We feel she
+is at peace. No need now to tremble for the hard frost and the keen
+wind. Emily does not feel them. She died in a time of promise. We saw
+her taken from life in its prime. But it is God's will, and the place
+where she is gone is better than that she has left.
+
+God has sustained me, in a way that I marvel at, through such agony
+as I had not conceived. I now look at Anne, and wish she were well and
+strong; but she is neither; nor is papa. Could you now come to us for
+a few days? I would not ask you to stay long. Write and tell me if you
+could come next week, and by what train. I would try to send a gig for
+you to Keighley. You will, I trust, find us tranquil. Try to come. I
+never so much needed the consolation of a friend's presence. Pleasure,
+of course, there would be none for you in the visit, except what your
+kind heart would teach you to find in doing good to others.
+
+
+
+To MR. G. SMITH
+
+_Thackeray and 'Esmond'_
+
+
+14 _Feb_. 1852.
+
+MY DEAR SIR,
+
+It has been a great delight to me to read Mr. Thackeray's work; and
+I so seldom now express my sense of kindness that, for once, you must
+permit me, without rebuke, to thank you for a pleasure so rare and
+special. Yet I am not going to praise either Mr. Thackeray or his
+book. I have read, enjoyed, been interested, and after all, feel full
+as much ire and sorrow as gratitude and admiration. And still one
+can never lay down a book of his without the two last feelings having
+their part, be the subject or treatment what it may. In the first half
+of the book, what chiefly struck me was the wonderful manner in which
+the writer throws himself into the spirit and letters of the times
+whereof he treats; the allusions, the illustrations, the style,
+all seem to me so masterly in their exact keeping, their harmonious
+consistency, their nice, natural truth, their pure exemption from
+exaggeration. No second-rate imitator can write in that way; no coarse
+scene-painter can charm us with an allusion so delicate and perfect.
+But what bitter satire, what relentless dissection of diseased
+subjects! Well, and this, too, is right, or would be right, if
+the savage surgeon did not seem so fiercely pleased with his work.
+Thackeray likes to dissect an ulcer or an aneurism; he has pleasure
+in putting his cruel knife or probe into quivering, living flesh.
+Thackeray would not like all the world to be good; no great satirist
+would like society to be perfect.
+
+As usual, he is unjust to women; quite unjust. There is hardly any
+punishment he does not deserve for making Lady Castlewood peep through
+a keyhole, listen at a door, and be jealous of a boy and a milkmaid.
+Many other things I noticed that, for my part, grieved and exasperated
+me as I read; but then, again, came passages so true, so deeply
+thought, so tenderly felt, one could not help forgiving and
+admiring....
+
+But I wish he could be told not to care much for dwelling on the
+political or religious intrigues of the times. Thackeray, in his
+heart, does not value political or religious intrigues of any age or
+date. He likes to show us human nature at home, as he himself daily
+sees it; his wonderful observant faculty likes to be in action. In him
+this faculty is a sort of captain and leader; and if ever any passage
+in his writings lacks interest, it is when this master-faculty is for
+a time thrust into a subordinate position. I think such is the case in
+the former half of the present volume. Towards the middle, he throws
+off restraint, becomes himself, and is strong to the close. Everything
+now depends on the second and third volumes. If, in pith and interest,
+they fall short of the first, a true success cannot ensue. If the
+continuation be an improvement upon the commencement, if the stream
+gather force as it rolls, Thackeray will triumph. Some people have
+been in the habit of terming him the second writer of the day; it just
+depends on himself whether or not these critics shall be justified in
+their award. He need not be the second. God made him second to no man.
+If I were he, I would show myself as I am, not as critics report me;
+at any rate, I would do my best. Mr. Thackeray is easy and indolent,
+and seldom cares to do his best. Thank you once more; and believe
+me--&c.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+'_Esmond' again_
+
+
+10 _Nov_. 1852.
+
+... I have read the third volume of _Esmond._ I found it both
+entertaining and exciting to me; it seems to possess an impetus and
+excitement beyond the other two,--that movement and brilliancy its
+predecessors sometimes wanted, never fails here. In certain passages,
+I thought Thackeray used all his powers; their grand, serious force
+yielded a profound satisfaction. 'At last he puts forth his strength,'
+I could not help saying to myself. No character in the book strikes
+me as more masterly than that of Beatrix; its conception is fresh,
+and its delineation vivid. It is peculiar; it has impressions of a
+new kind--new at least, to me. Beatrix is not, in herself, all bad. So
+much does she sometimes reveal of what is good and great as to suggest
+this feeling--you would think she was urged by a Fate. You would think
+that some antique doom presses on her house, and that once in so
+many generations its brightest ornament was to become its greatest
+disgrace. At times, what is good in her struggles against this
+terrible destiny, but the Fate conquers. Beatrix cannot be an honest
+woman and a good man's wife. She 'tries, and she _cannot_'. Proud,
+beautiful, and sullied, she was born what she becomes, a king's
+mistress. I know not whether you have seen the notice in the _Leader_;
+I read it just after concluding the book. Can I be wrong in deeming
+it a notice tame, cold, and insufficient? With all its professed
+friendliness, it produced on me a most disheartening impression.
+Surely, another sort of justice than this will be rendered to _Esmond_
+from other quarters. One acute remark of the critic is to the effect
+that Blanche Amory and Beatrix are identical--sketched from the same
+original! To me they are about as identical as a weazel and a royal
+tigress of Bengal; both the latter are quadrupeds,--both the former,
+women.
+
+
+
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+Project Gutenberg's Selected English Letters (XV - XIX Centuries), by Various
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
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+
+Title: Selected English Letters (XV - XIX Centuries)
+
+Author: Various
+
+Release Date: June 4, 2004 [EBook #12515]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ASCII
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK SELECTED ENGLISH LETTERS ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Dave Morgan, Bill Hershey and PG Distributed Proofreaders
+
+
+
+
+SELECTED ENGLISH LETTERS
+
+(XV-XIX CENTURIES)
+
+
+ARRANGED BY
+
+M. DUCKITT & H. WRAGG
+
+
+1913.
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE
+
+
+This anthology has been compiled with rather mixed motives. First,
+'all for our delight'--a rule that editors sometimes observe, and
+occasionally acknowledge; then, with the desire to interest as large
+a section of the public as may be. Here is a medley of gay, grave,
+frivolous, homely, religious, sociable, refined, philosophic, and
+feminine,--something for every mood, and for the proper study
+of mankind. We do not hope to satisfy all critics, but we do not
+anticipate that we shall please none. Our difficulty has been that
+of choice. Many pleasant companions we have had to pass by; to strike
+from our list many excellent letters. Those that remain are intended
+to present as complete a portrait of the writer as space permits.
+Occasionally it was some feature of the age, some nicety of manners,
+some contrast in point of view, that obtained inclusion.
+
+Into such an anthology the ordinary reader prefers to dip at random,
+looking for old friends or new faces, and has his reward. But if he
+is resolute to read letters in chronological order, he will also,
+we hope, find in our selection some trace of the development of the
+Epistolary art, as, rising through earlier naiveties and formalities
+to the grace and _bel air_ of the great Augustans, it slides into the
+freer, if less dignified, utterance of an age which, startled by cries
+of 'Equality' at its birth, has concerned itself less with form than
+with individuality and sincerity of expression.
+
+Three letters are included of which the originals were penned
+in Latin. In a few cases the spelling and punctuation have been
+modernized.
+
+Our best thanks are due to Mr. J.C. Smith, whose kind criticism and
+inspiring suggestions have been of inestimable service to us in the
+preparation of this work.
+
+M.D. H.W.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+
+SIR THOMAS MORE, 1478-1535--
+To Margaret Roper. 'Wyth a cole' from prison.
+
+MARGARET ROPER, 1505-1544--
+To Sir Thomas More. Reply to the above.
+
+ROGER ASCHAM, 1515-1568--
+To Lady Jane Grey. A most accomplished maiden.
+To Lady Clarke. An offer of assistance.
+
+FRANCIS BACON, 1561-1626--
+To Sir Thomas Bodley. With a copy of his book.
+
+SIR THOMAS BROWNE, 1605-1682--
+To his son Thomas. Fatherly commendations.
+To his son Edward. Centenarians.
+
+JOHN MILTON, 1608-1674--
+To a Cambridge friend. The choice of a profession.
+To Leonard Philaras. The blind poet.
+
+JOHN EVELYN, 1620-1706--
+To Samuel Pepys. In retirement at Wotton.
+To the same. An old man's occupations.
+
+DAME DOROTHY BROWNE, 1621-1685--
+To her daughter in London. Three interesting
+postscripts.
+
+GEORGE, LORD BERKELEY, 1628-1698--
+To Samuel Pepys. Honourable acquittal.
+
+DOROTHY OSBORNE, 1628-1698--
+To Sir William Temple. Passing the time.
+To the same. Another pretender.
+To the same. A disappointing preacher.
+To the same. The ideal husband.
+To the same. The growth of friendship.
+To the same. Wilful woman.
+
+KATHARINE PHILIPS, 1631-1664--
+To the Honourable Berenice. Yielding to opinion.
+
+JOHN LOCKE, 1632-1704--
+To William Molyneux. A philosopher's confidences.
+To Dr. Molyneux. True friendship.
+
+SAMUEL PEPYS, 1633-1703--
+To George, Lord Berkeley. An explanation.
+To Mrs. Steward. A wedding in the City.
+To John Evelyn. Reply to an old friend.
+
+JONATHAN SWIFT, 1667-1745--
+To Stella. The Dean at home.
+To Lord Treasurer Oxford. The Dean makes his bow.
+To Dr. Sheridan. News from the country.
+To Alexander Pope. Mostly about _Gulliver_.
+To John Gay. Enquiries into Mr. Gay's pursuits.
+
+JOSEPH ADDISON, 1672-1719--
+To Alexander Pope. Translation of Homer.
+To Mr. Secretary Craggs. A bequest.
+
+SIR RICHARD STEELE, 1672-1729--
+To Mary Scurlock. An explicit declaration.
+To the same. A pleasing transport.
+To the same. A lover betrays himself.
+To his wife. He proposes an outing.
+To the same. His greatest affliction.
+To the same. Four characteristic notes.
+To the same. The natural slave of beauty.
+
+JOHN GAY, 1685-1732--
+To Jonathan Swift. Concerning _Gulliver_.
+
+ALEXANDER POPE, 1688-1744--
+To William Wycherley. Dryden and his critics.
+To Joseph Addison. A few thoughts from a rambling head.
+To Jonathan Swift. Friends to posterity.
+To the same. A farming friend, and _The Dunciad_.
+To the same. An invitation to England.
+
+SAMUEL RICHARDSON, 1689-1761--
+To Miss Mulso. A discussion on love.
+
+LADY MARY WORTLEY MONTAGU, 1689-1762--
+To the Countess of Mar. The Viennese court.
+To Miss Sarah Chiswell. Ingrafting for small-pox.
+To the Countess of Bristol. The Grand Signior a slave.
+To the Countess of Mar. The Grand Vizier's lady.
+To the Countess of Bute. Her grand-daughter's education.
+To the same. Fielding and Steele.
+
+PHILIP DORMER STANHOPE, EARL OF CHESTERFIELD, 1694-1773--
+To his son. Dancing.
+To the same. A good enunciation.
+To the same. Keeping accounts.
+To the same. A father's example.
+To the same. Public speaking.
+To the same. The new Earl of Chatham.
+
+SAMUEL JOHNSON, 1709-1784--
+To Bonnet Langton. Postponement of a visit.
+To Miss Porter. A mother's death.
+To Joseph Baretti. A letter of counsel.
+To Mrs. Thrale. Travel in Scotland.
+To the Earl of Chesterfield. Patronage.
+To James Boswell. A silent friend.
+To Mrs. Thrale. A great man's fortitude.
+
+LAURENCE STERNE, 1713-1768--
+To Miss Lumley. The disconsolate lover.
+To David Garrick. Le Chevalier Shandy.
+To Mr. Foley. An adventure on the road.
+
+THOMAS GRAY, 1716-1771--
+To Richard West. Scenery at Tivoli.
+To the same. A poet's melancholy.
+To Horace Walpole. The fate of Selima.
+To the same. Publication of the _Elegy_.
+To the same. At Burnham.
+To the Rev. William Mason. The Laureateship.
+To Dr. Wharton. A holiday in Kent.
+
+HORACE WALPOLE, 1717-1797--
+To Richard West. Floods in the Arno.
+To Richard Bentley. Pictures, and Garrick.
+To Lord Lyttelton. Gray's Odes.
+To George Montagu. At Lady Suffolk's.
+To Lady Hervey. A quiet life.
+To the Rev. William Cole. Gray's death.
+To the Rev. William Mason. The quarrel with Gray.
+To the Countess of Upper-Ossory. Fashionable intelligence.
+To the Rev. William Cole. Antiquaries and authors.
+To the Miss Berrys. Their first meeting.
+
+OLIVER GOLDSMITH, 1728-1774--
+To his mother. At Cork.
+To Robert Bryanton. In Scotland.
+To his uncle Contarine. In Holland.
+To his brother Henry. Family matters.
+
+WILLIAM COWPER, 1731-1800--
+To the Rev. John Newton. Escapade of Puss.
+To the Rev. William Unwin. A laugh that hurts nobody.
+To the Rev. John Newton. Village politicians.
+To the same. Village justice.
+To the same. A candidate's visit.
+To Lady Hesketh. An acquaintance reopened.
+To the same. The kindliness of thanks.
+To the same. Arrival of the desk.
+To the same. Anticipations of a visit.
+To the same. Commissions and thanks.
+To Mrs. Bodham. His mother's portrait.
+
+EDMUND BURKE, 1729-1797--
+To Matthew Smith. First impressions of London.
+To James Barry. A friend's infirmities.
+To Lord Auckland. An old stag at bay.
+To Mary Leadbeater. His last letter.
+
+EDWARD GIBBON, 1737-1794--
+To Mrs. Porten. His daily life.
+To Lord Sheffield. A great work.
+
+FRANCES D'ARBLAY, 1752-1840--
+To Susan Burney. An excited Unknown.
+To Samuel Crisp. Mrs. Thrale and Dr. Johnson.
+To Mrs. Lock. A royal commission.
+
+GEORGE CRABBE, 1754-1832--
+To Mary Leadbeater. The only survivors.
+To the same. Comparisons.
+
+WILLIAM BLAKE, 1757-1827--
+To John Flaxman. Friends 'from eternity'.
+To Thomas Butts. Trouble in the path.
+To the same. The wonderful poem.
+To the same. The poet and William Hayley.
+
+MARY LEADBEATER, 1758-1826--
+To Edmund Burke. Reply to his last letter.
+To George Crabbe. She writes to remind him.
+
+ROBERT BURNS, 1759-1796--
+To Miss Chalmers. Marriage with Jean.
+To Mr. R. Ainslie. A gauger.
+To Francis Grose. Witch tales.
+
+WILLIAM WORDSWORTH, 1770-1850--
+To Sir George Beaumont. A brother's character.
+To Walter Scott. Dryden.
+To Lady Beaumont. The destiny of his poems.
+To Sir George Beaumont. The language of poetry.
+
+SIR WALTER SCOTT, 1771-1832--
+To his mother. Marriage with Miss Carpenter.
+To Miss Seward. _The Lay of the Last Minstrel_.
+To Lady Louisa Stuart. An amiable blue-stocking.
+To Robert Southey. Congratulations.
+To J.B.S. Morritt. A small anonymous sort of a novel.
+To the same. Acceptance of a baronetcy.
+To Lord Montagu. Prince Leopold's visit.
+To Daniel Terry. Progress at Abbotsford.
+To J.B.S. Morritt. A brave face to the world.
+To Maria Edgeworth. Time's revenges.
+
+SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE, 1772-1834--
+To Charles Lamb. A sympathetic reply.
+To Joseph Cottle. Literary adventurers.
+To Josiah Wade. A public example.
+To Thomas Allsop. Himself and his detractors.
+To the same. The Great Work described.
+To the same. Reminiscences.
+
+ROBERT SOUTHEY, 1774-1843--
+To Joseph Cottle. Question of copyrights.
+To John May. Waterloo.
+To Henry Taylor. Anastasius Hope.
+To Edward Moxon. Recollections of the Lambs.
+
+CHARLES LAMB, 1775-1834--
+To Samuel Taylor Coleridge. Temporary frenzy.
+To the same. A friend in need.
+To the same. The tragedy.
+To William Wordsworth. The delights of London.
+To Thomas Manning. At the Lakes.
+To the same. Dissuasion from Tartary.
+To Mrs. Wordsworth. Friends' importunities.
+To Samuel Taylor Coleridge. The famous pigling.
+To Bernard Barton. A blessing in disguise.
+To the same. A cold.
+
+WILLIAM HAZLITT, 1778-1830--
+To Miss Sarah Stoddart. A love-letter.
+To his son. Marriage, and the choice of a profession.
+To Charles Cowden Clarke. The _Life of Napoleon_.
+
+LEIGH HUNT, 1784-1859--
+To Joseph Severn. A belated letter.
+To Percy Bysshe Shelley. Outpourings of gratitude.
+To Horace Smith. Shelley's death.
+To Mrs. Procter. Accepting an invitation.
+To a friend. Offence and punishment.
+
+GEORGE GORDON NOEL, LORD BYRON, 1788-1824--
+To Mr. Hodgson. Travel in Portugal.
+To Thomas Moore. Announces his engagement.
+To John Murray. No bid for sweet voices.
+To the same. The cemetery at Bologna.
+To the same. In rebellious mood.
+To Percy Bysshe Shelley. A trio of poets.
+To Lady Byron. A plain statement of facts.
+To Mr. Barff. Sympathy with the Greeks.
+
+PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY, 1792-1822--
+To T.J. Hogg. His first marriage.
+To William Godwin. An introduction.
+To Thomas Hookham. A subscription for Hunt.
+To Mr. Ollier. An article by Southey.
+To Mrs. Hunt. Keats and some others.
+To Leigh Hunt. A literary collaboration.
+
+JOHN KEATS, 1795-1821--
+To John Hamilton Reynolds. Burns's cottage.
+To Richard Woodhouse. The poetic character.
+To Percy Bysshe Shelley. Returning advice.
+To Charles Brown. A despairing cry.
+
+THOMAS HOOD, 1799-1845--
+To Charles Dickens. _American Notes_.
+To the _Manchester Athenaeum_. The uses of literature.
+To Dr. Moir. A humourist to the last.
+To Sir Robert Peel. A farewell letter.
+
+ROBERT BROWNING, 1812-1889, and
+ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING, 1806-1861--
+To Leigh Hunt. A joint epistle.
+
+CHARLOTTE BRONTE, 1816-1855--
+To a friend. Trials of a governess.
+To William Wordsworth. Thanks for advice.
+To a friend. At school abroad.
+To a friend. Curates to tea.
+To George Henry Lewes. Herself and Miss Austen.
+To the same. The argument continued.
+To a friend. Illness and death of Emily Bronte.
+To Mr. G. Smith. Thackeray and _Esmond_
+To the same. _Esmond_ again.
+
+
+
+
+SELECTED ENGLISH LETTERS
+
+
+
+
+SIR THOMAS MORE
+
+1478-1535
+
+
+
+To MARGARET ROPER
+
+_'Wyth a cole' from prison_
+
+
+[1535.]
+
+Myne owne good doughter, our lorde be thanked I am in good helthe of
+bodye, and in good quiet of minde: and of worldly thynges I no more
+desyer then I have. I beseche hym make you all mery in the hope of
+heaven. And such thynges as I somewhat longed to talke with you all,
+concerning the worlde to come, our Lord put theim into your myndes, as
+I trust he dothe, and better to, by his holy spirite: who blesse
+you and preserve you all. Written wyth a cole by your tender loving
+father, who in his pore prayers forgetteth none of you all, nor
+your babes, nor your nurses, nor your good husbandes, nor your good
+husbandes shrewde wyves, nor your fathers shrewde wyfe neither, nor
+our other frendes. And thus fare ye hartely well for lack of paper.
+
+THOMAS MORE, knight.
+
+Our Lorde kepe me continuallye true, faithfull and playne, to the
+contrarye whereof I beseche hym hartelye never to suffer me live. For
+as for longe life (as I have often tolde the Megge) I neyther looke
+for, nor long for, but am well content to goe, yf God call me hence
+to morowe. And I thanke our lorde, I knowe no person living, that I
+woulde had one philippe for my sake: of whiche minde I am more gladde
+then of all the worlde.
+
+Recommend me to your shrewde wil, and mine other sonnes, and to John
+Harris my frende, and your selfe knoweth to whome els, and to my
+shrewde wife above all, and God preserve you all and make and kepe you
+his servantes all.
+
+
+
+
+MARGARET ROPER
+
+1505-1544
+
+
+
+TO SIR THOMAS MORE
+
+_Reply to the above_
+
+
+[1534.]
+
+Myne owne moste entierelye beloved father, I thynke my self never
+hable to geve you sufficiente thankes, for the inestimable coumforte
+my poore hearte received in the readyng of youre moste lovynge and
+godlye letter, representing to me, the cleare shynyng bryghtenesse
+of youre soule, the pure temple of the holy spirite of God, which I
+doubte not shall perpetuallye reste in you and you in hym. Father, if
+all the worlde hadde bene geven to me, as I be saved it hadde bene
+a small pleasure, in comparison of the pleasure I conceived of the
+treasure of youre letter, whiche thoughe it were written with a cole,
+is woorthye in myne opinion to be wrytten in letters of golde. Father,
+what moved them to shytte you uppe againe, we can nothynge heare.
+But surelye I coniecture that when they considered that you wer of so
+temperate mind, that you were contented to abyde there all your lyfe
+with suche libertie, they thought it wer never possible to enclyne you
+to theyr will, excepte it were by restrayning you from the church, and
+the companye of my good mother youre deare wyfe and us youre chyldren
+and bedesfolke. But father this chaunce was not straunge to you. For
+I shal not forgeat howe you tolde us when we were with you in the
+gardeyne, that these thinges wer like ynoughe to chaunce you shortlye
+after. Father I have manye tymes rehearsed to myne owne coumfort and
+dyvers others, your fashyon and wordes ye hadde to us when we were
+laste with you: for which I trust by the grace of god to be the better
+while I live, and when I am departed oute of this frayle life, which
+I praye God I maye passe and ende in his true obedient service, after
+the wholesome counsayle and fruitful exaumple of living I have had
+(good father) of you, whom I pray god geve me grace to folowe: which
+I shal the better thorow the assistaunce of your devoute prayers,
+the speciall staye of my frayltie. Father I am sory I have no lenger
+laysure at this time to talke with you, the chief comfort of my life,
+I trust to have occasion to write again shortly. I trust I have your
+daily prayer and blessing.
+
+Your most loving obedient daughter and bedeswoma Margaret Roper, which
+daily and howrely is boude to pray for you, for whom she prayeth
+in this wise, that our lord of his infinite mercye geve you of hys
+hevenly comfort, and so to assist you with hys speciall grace, that ye
+never in any thing declyne from hys blessed will, but live and dye his
+true obedient servaunt. Amen.
+
+
+
+
+ROGER ASCHAM
+
+1515-1568
+
+
+
+To Lady Jane Grey
+
+_A most accomplished maiden_
+
+
+Augsberg, 18 _Jan_. 1551.
+
+Most Illustrious Lady,
+
+In this long travel of mine, I have passed over wide tracts of
+country, and seen the largest cities, I have studied the customs,
+institutes, laws, and religion of many men and diverse nations, with
+as much diligence as I was able: but in all this variety of subjects,
+nothing has caused in me so much wonder as my having fallen upon you
+last summer, a maiden of noble birth, and that too in the absence of
+your tutor, in the hall of your most noble family, and at a time
+when others, both men and women, give themselves up to hunting and
+pleasures, you, a divine maiden, reading carefully in Greek the
+_Phaedo_ of the divine Plato; and happier in being so occupied than
+because you derive your birth, both on your father's side, and on your
+mother's, from kings and queens! Go on then, most accomplished maiden,
+to bring honour on your country, happiness on your parents, glory to
+yourself, credit to your tutor, congratulation to all your friends,
+and the greatest admiration to all strangers!
+
+O happy Elmar in having such a pupil, and happier still you, in having
+such a tutor ... I ask two things of you, my dear Elmar, for I suppose
+you will read this letter, that you will persuade the Lady Jane to
+write me a letter in Greek as soon as possible; for she promised she
+would do so ... I have also lately written to John Sturm, and told him
+that she had promised. Take care that I get a letter soon from her as
+well as from you. It is a long way for letters to come, but John Hales
+will be a most convenient letter-carrier and bring them safely....
+
+
+
+To LADY CLARKE
+
+_An offer of assistance_
+
+
+[London], 15 _Jan_. 1554.
+
+Your remarkable love of virtue and zeal for learning, most illustrious
+lady, joined with such talents and perseverance, are worthy of great
+praise in themselves, and greater still because you are a woman, but
+greatest of all because you are a lady of the court; where there are
+many other occupations for ladies, besides learning, and many other
+pleasures besides the practice of the virtues. This double praise
+is further enhanced by the two patterns that you have proposed to
+yourself to follow, the one furnished you by the court, the other
+by your family. I mean our illustrious queen Mary, and your noble
+grandfather, Thomas More--a man whose virtues go to raise England
+above all other nations....
+
+I am led to write thus not altogether by my admiration of you, but
+partly by my own wish and more from the nature of my own office. It
+was I who was invited some years ago from the University of Cambridge
+by your mother, Margaret Roper--a lady worthy of her great father,
+and of you her daughter--to the house of your kinsman, Lord Giles
+Alington, to teach you and her other children the Greek and Latin
+tongues; but at that time no offers could induce me to leave the
+University. It is sweet to me to bear in mind this request of your
+mother's, and I now not only remind you thereof, but would offer you,
+now that I am at court, if not to fulfil her wishes, yet to do my
+best to fulfil them, were it not that you have so much learning
+in yourself, and also the aid of those two learned men, Cole and
+Christopherson, so that you need no help from me, unless in their
+absence you make use of my assistance, and if you like, abuse it.
+
+I write thus not because of any talents I possess (for I know they are
+very small) but because of my will (which I know is very great), and
+because of the opportunity long wished for and now granted me. For
+by favour of that great bishop the Lord Stephen of Winchester, I have
+been fetched away from the University to serve our illustrious queen
+at court, and that too in such a post, that I can there follow the
+same mode of life for the discharge of my duties as I did at the
+University for study. My office is to write Latin letters for the
+queen, and I hope I shall fulfil that office, if not with ability,
+yet faithfully, diligently, and unblameably ... Farewell, most
+accomplished lady!
+
+
+
+
+SIR FRANCIS BACON
+
+1561-1626
+
+
+
+To Sir Thomas Bodley
+
+_With a copy of his book_
+
+
+[_Nov_. 1605.]
+
+SIR,
+
+I think no man may more truly say with the Psalm _Multum incola
+fuit anima mea_, than myself. For I do confess, since I was of any
+understanding, my mind hath in effect been absent from that I have
+done; and in absence are many errors which I do willingly acknowledge;
+and amongst the rest this great one that led the rest; that knowing
+myself by inward calling to be fitter to hold a book than to play a
+part, I have led my life in civil causes; for which I was not very fit
+by nature, and more unfit by the preoccupation of my mind. Therefore
+calling myself home, I have now for a time enjoyed myself; whereof
+likewise I desire to make the world partaker. My labours (if I may so
+term that which was the comfort of my other labours) I have dedicated
+to the King; desirous, if there be any good in them, it may be as the
+fat of a sacrifice, incensed to his honour: and the second copy I have
+sent unto you, not only in good affection, but in a kind of congruity,
+in regard of your great and rare desert of learning. For books are the
+shrines where the saint is, or is believed to be; and you having built
+an Ark to save learning from deluge, deserve propriety in any new
+instrument or engine, whereby learning should be improved or advanced.
+
+
+
+
+SIR THOMAS BROWNE
+
+1605-1682
+
+
+
+To HIS SON THOMAS
+
+_Fatherly commendations_
+
+
+[c. 1667.]
+
+I Receaved yours, and would not deferre to send vnto you before you
+sayled, which I hope will come vnto you; for in this wind, neither can
+Reare-admirall Kempthorne come to you, nor you beginne your voyage.
+I am glad you like Lucan so well. I wish more military men could read
+him; in this passage you mention, there are noble straynes; and such
+as may well affect generous minds. Butt I hope you are more taken with
+the verses then the subject, and rather embrace the expression then
+the example. And this I the rather hint unto you, because the like,
+though in another waye, is sometimes practised in the king's shipps,
+when, in desperate cases, they blowe up the same. For though I know
+you are sober and considerative, yet knowing you also to be of great
+resolution; and having also heard from ocular testimonies with what
+vndaunted and persevering courage you have demeaned yourself in great
+difficulties; and knowing your captaine to bee a stout and resolute
+man; and with all the cordiall friendshippe that is between you; I
+cannot omitt my earnest prayers vnto God to deliver you from such a
+temptation. Hee that goes to warre must patiently submitt vnto the
+various accidents thereof. To bee made prisoner by an vnequall and
+overruling power, after a due resistance, is no disparagement; butt
+upon a carelesse surprizall or faynt opposition; and you have so good
+a memorie that you cannot forgett many examples thereof, even of the
+worthiest commanders in your beloved Plutark. God hath given you a
+stout, butt a generous and mercifull heart withall; and in all your
+life you could never behold any person in miserie butt with compassion
+and relief; which hath been notable in you from a child: so have you
+layd up a good foundation for God's mercy; and, if such a disaster
+should happen, Hee will, without doubt, mercifully remember you. How
+euer, let God that brought you in the world in his owne good time,
+lead you through it; and in his owne season bring you out of it; and
+without such wayes as are displeasing vnto him. When you are at Cales,
+see if you can get a box of the Jesuits' powder at easier rate, and
+bring it in the bark, not in powder. I am glad you haue receaued the
+bill of exchange for Cales; if you should find occasion to make vse
+thereof. Enquire farther at Tangier of the minerall water you told
+mee, which was neere the towne, and whereof many made use. Take notice
+of such plants as you meet with, either upon the Spanish or African
+coast; and if you knowe them not, putt some leaves into a booke,
+though carelessely, and not with that neatenesse as in your booke at
+Norwich. Enquire after any one who hath been at Fez; and learne what
+you can of the present state of that place, which hath been so famous
+in the description of Leo and others. The mercifull providence of God
+go with you. _Impellant animae lintea Thraciae_.
+
+
+
+TO HIS SON EDWARD
+
+_Centenarians_
+
+
+15 _Dec_. [1679.]
+
+DEARE SONNE,
+
+Some thinck that great age superannuates persons from the vse of
+physicall meanes, or that at a hundred yeares of age 'tis either a
+folly or a shame to vse meanes to liue longer, and yet I haue knowne
+many send to mee for their seuerall troubles at a hundred yeares of
+age, and this day a poore woeman being a hundred and three yeares
+and a weeke old sent to mee to giue her some ease of the colick. The
+_macrobii_ and long liuers which I haue knowne heere haue been of
+the meaner and poorer sort of people. Tho. Parrot was butt a meane or
+rather poore man. Your brother Thomas gaue two pence a weeke to John
+More, a scauenger, who dyed in the hundred and second yeare of his
+life; and 'twas taken the more notice of that the father of Sir John
+Shawe, who marryed my Lady Killmorey, and liueth in London, I say that
+his father, who had been a vintner, liued a hundred and two yeares, or
+neere it, and dyed about a yeere agoe. God send us to number our dayes
+and fitt ourselves for a better world.
+
+
+
+
+JOHN MILTON
+
+1608-1674
+
+
+
+TO A CAMBRIDGE FRIEND
+
+_The choice of a profession_
+
+
+[1631-2.]
+
+SIR,
+
+Besides that in sundry other respects I must acknowledge me to profit
+by you whenever we meet, you are often to me, and were yesterday
+especially, as a good watchman to admonish that the hours of the night
+pass on (for so I call my life, as yet obscure and unserviceable to
+mankind), and that the day with me is at hand, wherein Christ commands
+all to labour, while there is light. Which because I am persuaded you
+do to no other purpose than out of a true desire that God should be
+honoured in every one, I therefore think myself bound, though unasked,
+to give you account, as oft as occasion is, of this my tardy moving,
+according to the precept of my conscience, which I firmly trust is not
+without God. Yet now I will not strain for any set apology, but only
+refer myself to what my mind shall have at any time to declare herself
+at her best ease.
+
+But if you think, as you said, that too much love of learning is in
+fault, and that I have given up myself to dream away my years in the
+arms of studious retirement, like Endymion with the moon, as the tale
+of Latmus goes; yet consider that if it were no more but the mere
+love of learning--whether it proceed from a principle bad, good,
+or natural--it could not have held out thus long against so strong
+opposition on the other side of every kind. For, if it be bad, why
+should not all the fond hopes that forward youth and vanity are fledge
+with, together with gain, pride, and ambition, call me forward more
+powerfully than a poor, regardless, and unprofitable sin of curiosity
+should be able to withhold me; whereby a man cuts himself off from all
+action, and becomes the most helpless, pusillanimous, and unweaponed
+creature in the world, the most unfit and unable to do that which
+all mortals most aspire to--either to be useful to his friends or to
+offend his enemies? Or, if it be to be thought a natural proneness,
+there is against that a much more potent inclination inbred, which
+about this time of a man's life solicits most--the desire of house and
+family of his own; to which nothing is esteemed more helpful than the
+early entering into credible employment, and nothing more hindering
+than this affected solitariness. And though this were enough, yet
+there is to this another act, if not of pure, yet of refined nature,
+no less available to dissuade prolonged obscurity--a desire of honour
+and repute and immortal fame, seated in the breast of every true
+scholar; which all make haste to by the readiest ways of publishing
+and divulging conceived merits--as well those that shall, as those
+that never shall, obtain it. Nature, therefore, would presently work
+the more prevalent way, if there were nothing but this inferior bent
+of herself to restrain her. Lastly, the love of learning, as it is the
+pursuit of something good, it would sooner follow the more excellent
+and supreme good known and presented, and so be quickly diverted from
+the empty and fantastic chase of shadows and notions, to the solid
+good flowing from due and timely obedience to that command in the
+Gospel set out by the terrible seasing of him that hid the talent.
+
+It is more probable, therefore, that not the endless delight of
+speculation, but this very consideration of that great commandment,
+does not press forward, as soon as many do, to undergo, but keeps
+off, with a sacred reverence and religious advisement how _best_ to
+undergo--not taking thought of being _late_, so it give advantage
+to be more _fit_; for those that were latest lost nothing, when the
+master of the vineyard came to give each one his hire. And here I am
+come to a stream-head, copious enough to disburden itself, like Nilus,
+at seven mouths into an ocean. But then I should also run into a
+reciprocal contradiction of ebbing and flowing at once, and do that
+which I excuse myself for not doing--'preach and not preach.' Yet,
+that you may see that I am something suspicious of myself, and do take
+notice of a certain belatedness in me, I am the bolder to send you
+some of my nightward thoughts some while since, because they come in
+not altogether unfitly, made up in a Petrarchian stanza, which I told
+you of:
+
+ How soon hath Time, the subtle thief of youth,
+ Stol'n on his wing my three-and-twentieth year!
+ My hasting days fly on with full career,
+ But my late spring no bud or blossom shew'th.
+ Perhaps my semblance might deceive the truth
+ That I to manhood am arrived so near;
+ And inward ripeness doth much less appear
+ That some more timely-happy spirits endu'th.
+ Yet be it less, or more, or soon, or slow,
+ It shall be still in strictest measure even
+ To that same lot, however mean or high,
+ Toward which Time leads me, and the will of Heaven.
+ All is, if I have grace to use it so,
+ As ever in my great taskmaster's eye.
+
+By this I believe you may well repent of having made mention at all of
+this matter; for, if I have not all this while won you to this, I
+have certainly wearied you of it. This, therefore, alone may be a
+sufficient reason for me to keep me as I am, lest having thus tired
+you singly, I should deal worse with, a whole congregation, and spoil
+all the patience of a parish; for I myself do not only see my own
+tediousness, but now grow offended with it, that has hindered me thus
+long from coming to the last and best _period_ of my letter, and
+that which must now chiefly work my pardon, that I am your true and
+unfeigned _friend_.
+
+
+
+TO LEONARD PHILARAS, THE ATHENIAN
+
+_The blind poet_[1]
+
+
+Westminster, 28 _Sept_. 1654.
+
+I have always been devotedly attached to the literature of Greece, and
+particularly to that of your Athens; and have never ceased to cherish
+the persuasion that that city would one day make me ample recompense
+for the warmth of my regard. The ancient genius of your renowned
+country has favoured the completion of my prophecy in presenting me
+with your friendship and esteem. Though I was known to you only by my
+writings, and we were removed to such a distance from each other, you
+most courteously addressed me by letter; and when you unexpectedly
+came to London, and saw me who could no longer see, my affliction,
+which causes none to regard me with greater admiration, and perhaps
+many even with feelings of contempt, excited your tenderest sympathy
+and concern. You would not suffer me to abandon the hope of recovering
+my sight; and informed me you had an intimate friend at Paris, Dr.
+Thevenot, who was particularly celebrated in disorders of the eyes,
+whom you would consult about mine, if I would enable you to lay before
+him the causes and the symptoms of the complaint. I will do what you
+desire, lest I should seem to reject that aid which perhaps may be
+offered me by Heaven. It is now, I think, about ten years since I
+perceived my vision to grow weak and dull; and at the same time I
+was troubled with pain in my kidneys and bowels, accompanied with
+flatulency. In the morning, if I began to read, as was my custom,
+my eyes instantly ached intensely, but were refreshed after a little
+corporeal exercise. The candle which I looked at, seemed as it were
+encircled with a rainbow. Not long after the sight in the left part of
+the left eye (which I lost some years before the other) became quite
+obscured, and prevented me from discerning any object on that
+side. The sight in my other eye has now been gradually and sensibly
+vanishing away for about three years; some months before it had
+entirely perished, though I stood motionless, everything which I
+looked at seemed in motion to and fro. A stiff cloudy vapour seemed
+to have settled on my forehead and temples, which usually occasions a
+sort of somnolent pressure upon my eyes, and particularly from dinner
+till the evening. So that I often recollect what is said of the poet
+Phineas in the _Argonautics_:
+
+ A stupor deep his cloudy temples bound,
+ And when he walked he seemed as whirling round,
+ Or in a feeble trance he speechless lay.
+
+I ought not to omit that while I had any sight left, as soon as I lay
+down on my bed and turned on either side, a flood of light used to
+gush from my closed eyelids. Then, as my sight became daily more
+impaired, the colours became more faint and were emitted with a
+certain inward crackling sound; but at present, every species of
+illumination being, as it were, extinguished, there is diffused around
+me nothing but darkness, or darkness mingled and streaked with an
+ashy brown. Yet the darkness in which I am perpetually immersed seems
+always, both by night and day, to approach nearer to white than black;
+and when the eye is rolling in its socket, it admits a little particle
+of light, as through a chink. And though your physician may kindle
+a small ray of hope, yet I make up my mind to the malady as quite
+incurable; and I often reflect, that as the wise man admonishes,
+days of darkness are destined to each of us, the darkness which I
+experience, less oppressive than that of the tomb, is, owing to the
+singular goodness of the Deity, passed amid the pursuits of literature
+and the cheering salutations of friendship. But if, as is written,
+'Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth
+from the mouth of God,' why may not any one acquiesce in the privation
+of his sight, when God has so amply furnished his mind and his
+conscience with eyes? While He so tenderly provides for me, while
+He so graciously leads me by the hand, and conducts me on the way, I
+will, since it is His pleasure, rather rejoice than repine at being
+blind. And, my dear Philaras, whatever may be the event, I wish you
+adieu with no less courage and composure than if I had the eyes of a
+lynx.
+
+[Footnote 1: From the Latin.]
+
+
+
+
+JOHN EVELYN
+
+1620-1706
+
+
+
+To SAMUEL PEPYS
+
+_In retirement at Wotton_
+
+
+Wotton, 2 _Aug_. 1692.
+
+I have been philosophizing and world-despising in the solitudes of
+this place, whither I am retired to pass and mourn the absence of my
+worthiest friend. Here is wood and water, meadows and mountains, the
+Dryads and Hamadryads; but here's no Mr. Pepys, no Dr. Gale. Nothing
+of all the cheer in the parlour that I taste; all's insipid, and all
+will be so to me, till I see and enjoy you again. I long to know what
+you do, and what you think, because I am certain you do both what
+is worthy the knowing and imitation. On Monday next will Mr. Bentley
+resume his lecture, I think, at Bow Church: I fear I shall hardly
+get through this wilderness by that time. Pray give him your wonted
+confidence if you can, and tell him how unhappily I am entangled. I
+hope, however, to get home within this fortnight, and about the end of
+October to my hyemation in Dover Street. My son is gone with the Lord
+Lieutenant, and our new relation, Sir Cyril Wych, into Ireland: I look
+they should return wondrous statesmen, or else they had as well have
+stayed at home. I am here with Boccalini, and Erasmus's _Praise of
+Folly_, and look down upon the world with wondrous contempt, when
+I consider for what we keep such a mighty bustle. _O fortunate_ Mr.
+Pepys! who knows, possesses, and enjoys all that's worth the seeking
+after. Let me live among your inclinations, and I shall be happy.
+
+
+
+To THE SAME
+
+_An old man's occupations_
+
+
+Wotton, 22 _July_, 1700.
+
+I could no longer suffer this old servant of mine to pass and repass
+so near Clapham without a particular account of your health and all
+your happy family. You will now inquire what I do here? Why, as the
+patriarchs of old, I pass the days in the fields, among horses and
+oxen, sheep, cows, bulls, and sows, _et cetera pecora campi_. We have,
+thank God! finished our hay harvest prosperously. I am looking after
+my hinds, providing carriage and tackle against reaping time and
+sowing. What shall I say more? _Venio ad voluptates agricolarum_,
+which Cicero, you know, reckons amongst the most becoming diversions
+of old age; and so I render it. This without: now within doors, never
+was any matron more busy than my wife, disposing of our plain
+country furniture for a naked old extravagant house, suitable to
+our employments. She has a dairy, and distaffs, for _lac, linum, et
+lanam_, and is become a very Sabine. But can you thus hold out? Will
+my friend say; is philosophy, Gresham College, and the example of Mr.
+Pepys, and agreeable conversation of York Buildings, quite forgotten
+and abandoned? No, no! _Naturam expellas furca tamen usque recurret_.
+Know I have been ranging of no fewer than thirty large cases of books,
+destined for a competent standing library, during four or five days
+wholly destitute of my young coadjutor, who, upon some pretence of
+being much engaged in the mathematics, and desiring he may continue
+his course at Oxford till the beginning of August, I have wholly left
+it to him. You will now suspect something by this disordered hand;
+truly I was too happy in these little domestic affairs, when, on the
+sudden, as I was about my books in the library, I found myself sorely
+attacked with a shivering, followed by a feverish indisposition, and
+a strangury, so as to have kept, not my chamber only, but my bed, till
+very lately, and with just so much strength as to scribble these lines
+to you. For the rest, I give God thanks for this gracious warning, my
+great age calling upon me _sarcinam componere_ every day expecting it,
+who have still enjoyed a wonderful course of bodily health for forty
+years....
+
+
+
+
+DAME DOROTHY BROWNE
+
+1621-1685
+
+
+
+TO HER DAUGHTER IN LONDON
+
+_Three interesting postscripts_
+
+
+[Norfolk, 28 _June, c_. 1679.]
+
+DEARE DAUGHTER,
+
+I have received all the things, to the great content of the owners,
+who returne you many thankes. Thay ar indeed very well chose things of
+all sorts: and I give you many thanks for the troble you have had with
+them: I sent you Tomey's scurt and long slevs of his ould cott; I hope
+you have them. On Mr. Felden it seemes took it last Wadinsday, and
+sayd hee would deliver it him selfe. Wee dayly wish for the new
+cloths; all our linen being worne out but shefts, and Tomey would give
+all his stock to see his briches. I bless God wee ar all well as
+I hope you ar. Tomey presents his dutty, your sisters all love and
+services.
+
+
+[4 _July_.]
+
+GOOD DAUGHTER,
+
+I must troble you once more abought my cosen Tenoson. She would
+macke a manto gown of the grene and whight silke you sent down for a
+peticot, but she wants two yards, and as much slit grene sarsinat as
+will line it in sight. I pray send nurs to gett it and lett mee
+know what it com to, and I will send you the mony. I sayes my Cossen
+Cradock might send it me by the choch for she would have it as sonne
+as possible. I bless God wee ar all in helth, and Tomey much longing
+for his briches.
+
+
+[5 _July_.]
+
+Tomey have received his cloues, and is much delighted, and sends you
+and his mother and grandmother dutty and thanckes, and meanes to war
+them carfully.
+
+
+
+
+GEORGE, LORD BERKELEY
+
+1628-1698
+
+
+
+To SAMUEL PEPYS[1]
+
+_Honourable Acquittal_
+
+
+Berkeley House, 23 _Feb_. 1677-8.
+
+GOOD MR. PEPYS,
+
+Though I thank you for the favour of your letter, yet I confess myself
+both much surprised and troubled to receive a letter from you upon
+such an occasion: so is my wife, who professes herself wholly innocent
+of any crime of charging you in thought, word, or deed, and hopes you
+will do her that right to believe so of her. My daughter Berkeley says
+she expressed some trouble that the friend she recommended had not
+success, and that she was told the Commissioners of the Navy did
+report they had given the same recommendations of the person she
+proposed, as they did of him that was accepted, for the lieutenant's
+place; which my daughter, supposing to be true, wondered the more he
+lost the preferment: but, by the copies enclosed in your's, it appears
+her Ladyship was very much misinformed. As for Mrs. Henrietta, she
+is extremely troubled in saying any thing that gave you offence; and
+though she did not in the least intend it, yet she begs your pardon.
+And now, my good friend, though I am not under any accusation, and
+therefore need not say any thing to vindicate myself, yet give me
+leave, upon this occasion, to assure you, that there is no person
+has a better opinion of you than myself, nor is more sensible of your
+particular civilities to me; which I should be very glad to make a
+return of when in my power to serve you: and give me leave to add
+further, without flattery to you, and with great sincerity, that I
+believe our gracious master, His Majesty, is so fortunate in employing
+you in his service, that, if he should lose you, it would be very
+difficult for His Majesty to find a successor so well qualified in
+all respects for his service, if we consider both your integrity, vast
+abilities, industry, and zealous affections for his service; and,
+if His Majesty were asked the question, I will hold ten to one His
+Majesty declares himself of my opinion; so will I believe all that
+know you, more especially our fellow-traders that are so conversant
+with you and obliged by you.
+
+This is asserted as a great truth by, Sir, your very affectionate and
+hearty friend and Servant.
+
+[Footnote 1: Cf. Letter on p. 45.]
+
+
+
+
+DOROTHY OSBORNE
+
+1628-1698
+
+
+
+To SIR WILLIAM TEMPLE
+
+_Passing the time_
+
+
+[No date; c. 1653.]
+
+I have been reckoning up how many faults you lay to my charge in your
+last letter, and I find I am severe, unjust, unmerciful, and unkind!
+O me! how should one do to mend all those! 'Tis work for an age, and
+I fear that I shall be so old before I am good, that 'twill not be
+considerable to any body but myself whether I am so or not.... You ask
+me how I pass my time here. I can give you a perfect account, not only
+of what I do for the present, but what I am likely to do this seven
+years if I stay here so long. I rise in the morning reasonably early,
+and before I am ready I go round the house till I am weary of that,
+and then into the garden till it grows too hot for me. I then think of
+making me ready; and when that's done I go into my father's chamber;
+from thence to dinner, where my cousin Molle and I sit in great state
+in a room and at a table that would hold a great many more. After
+dinner we sit and talk till Mr. P. comes in question, and then I am
+gone. The heat of the day is spent in reading or working; and about
+six or seven o'clock I walk out into a common that lies hard by the
+house, where a great many young wenches keep sheep and cows, and
+sit in the shade singing of ballads; I go to them, and compare their
+voices and beauty to some ancient shepherdesses that I have read of,
+and find a vast difference there; but, trust me, I think these are
+as innocent as those could be. I talk to them, and find _they
+want nothing to make them the happiest people in the world but the
+knowledge that they are so_. Most commonly, while we are in the middle
+of our discourse, one looks about her, and spies her cows going into
+the corn, and then away they all run as if they had wings at their
+heels. I that am not so nimble stay behind, and when I see them
+driving home their cattle think it is time for me to return too. When
+I have supped I go into the garden, and so to the side of a small
+river that runs by it, where I sit down and wish you with me (you
+had best say this is not kind, neither). In earnest, it is a pleasant
+place, and would be more so to me if I had your company, as I sit
+there sometimes till I am lost with thinking; and were it not for some
+cruel thoughts of the crossness of my fortune, that will not let me
+sleep there, I should forget there were such a thing to be done as
+going to bed. Since I writ this, my company is increased by two, my
+brother Harry, and a fair niece, my brother Peyton's daughter. She is
+so much a woman that I am almost ashamed to say I am her aunt, and so
+pretty, that if I had any design to gain a servant I should not like
+her company; but I have none, and therefore I shall endeavour to keep
+her here as long as I can persuade her father to spare her, for she
+will easily consent to it, having so much of my humour (though it
+be the worst thing in her) as to like a melancholy place, and little
+company.... My father is reasonably well, but keeps his chamber still;
+but will hardly, I am afraid, ever be so perfectly recovered as to
+come abroad again.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Another pretender_
+
+
+[No date; c. 1653.]
+
+I could tell you such a story (it is too long to be written), as would
+make you see what I never discovered in my life before, that I am
+a valiant lady. In earnest, we have had such a skirmish and upon so
+foolish an occasion, as I cannot tell which is strangest. The Emperor
+and his proposals began it; I talked merrily on it till I saw my
+brother put on his sober face, and could hardly then believe he was
+in earnest. It seems he was; for when I had spoke freely my meaning it
+wrought so with him, as to fetch up all that lay upon his stomach: all
+the people that I had ever in my life refused were brought again upon
+the stage, like Richard the Third's ghosts, to reproach me withal, and
+all the kindness his discoveries could make I had for you was laid to
+my charge; my best qualities, if I have any that are good, served
+but for aggravations of my fault, and I was allowed to have wit, and
+understanding, and discretion, in all other things, that it might
+appear I had none in this. Well, 'twas a pretty lecture, and I grew
+warm with it after a while. In short, we came so near to an absolute
+falling out that 'twas time to give over, and we said so much then
+that we have hardly spoken a word together since. But 'tis wonderful
+to see what courtesies and legs pass between us, and as before we were
+thought the kindest brother and sister, we are certainly now the most
+complimental couple in England: it is a strange change, and I am very
+sorry for it, but I'll swear I know not how to help it....
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A disappointing preacher_
+
+
+[No date; c. 1653.]
+
+... God forgive me, I was as near laughing yesterday where I should
+not: would you believe that I had the grace to go to hear a sermon
+upon a week-day? In earnest, 'tis true, and Mr. Marshall was the man
+that preached, but never any body was so defeated. He is so famed that
+I expected rare things from him, and seriously I listened to him at
+first with as much reverence and attention as if he had been St. Paul.
+And what do you think he told us? why, that if there were no kings, no
+queens, no lords, no ladies, no gentlemen or gentlewomen in the world,
+it would be no loss at all to God Almighty: this he said over some
+forty times, which made me remember it, whether I would or not.
+The rest was much at this rate, entertained with the prettiest odd
+phrases, that I had the most ado to look soberly enough for the place
+I was in that ever I had in my life. He does not preach so always,
+sure; if he does, I cannot believe his sermons will do much towards
+the bringing anybody to heaven more than by exercising their patience;
+yet I'll say that for him, he stood stoutly for tithes, though in
+my opinion few deserve them less than he, and it may be he would be
+better without them. Yet you say you are not convinced that to be
+miserable is the way to be good; to some natures I think it is not;
+but there are many of so careless and vain a temper that the least
+breath of good fortune swells them with so much pride, that if they
+were not put in mind sometimes by a sound cross or two that they are
+mortal, they would hardly think it possible; and though it is a sign
+of a servile nature, when fear produces more of reverence in us
+than love, yet there is more danger of forgetting one's self in a
+prosperous fortune than in the contrary; and affliction may be the
+surest though not the pleasantest guide to heaven. What think you,
+might I not preach with Mr. Marshall for a wager?...
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The ideal husband_
+
+
+[No date; _c_. 1653.]
+
+There are a great many ingredients must go to the making me happy in
+a husband. My cousin F. says our humours must agree, and to do that he
+must have that kind of breeding that I have had, and used to that kind
+of company; that is, he must not be so much a country gentleman as to
+understand nothing but hawks and dogs, and be fonder of either than of
+his wife; nor of the next sort of them, whose time reaches no farther
+than to be justice of peace, and once in his life high sheriff, who
+reads no book but statutes, and studies nothing but how to make a
+speech interlarded with Latin, that may amaze his disagreeing poor
+neighbours, and fright them rather than persuade them into quietness.
+He must not be a thing that began the world in a free school, was sent
+from thence to the university, and is at his farthest when he reaches
+the inns of court; has no acquaintance but those of his form in those
+places; speaks the French he has picked out of old laws, and admires
+nothing but the stories he has heard of the revels that were kept
+there before his time. He must not be a town gallant neither, that
+lives in a tavern and an ordinary; that cannot imagine how an hour
+should be spent without company unless it be in sleeping; that makes
+court to all the women he sees, thinks they believe him, and laughs
+and is laughed at equally. Nor a travelled Monsieur, whose head is
+feathered inside and outside, that can talk of nothing but of dances
+and duels, and has courage enough to wear slashes, when every body
+else dies with cold to see him. He must not be a fool of no sort, nor
+peevish, nor ill-natured, nor proud, nor courteous; and to all this
+must be added, that he must love me, and I him, as much as we are
+capable of loving. Without all this his fortune, though never so
+great, would not satisfy me, and with it a very moderate one would
+keep me from ever repenting my disposal....
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The growth of friendship_
+
+
+[No date; c. 1653.]
+
+
+... I must find you pleased and in good humour; merry as you were
+wont to be, when we first met, if you will not have me show that I am
+nothing akin to my cousin Osborne's lady. But what an age it is since
+we first met, and how great a change it has wrought in both of us!
+if there had been as great a one on my face, it would be either very
+handsome or very ugly. For God's sake, when we meet, let us design one
+day to remember old stories in, to ask one another by what degrees
+our friendship grew to this height 'tis at. In earnest, I am lost
+sometimes in thinking of it, and though I can never repent of the
+share you have in my heart, I know not whether I gave it you willingly
+or not at first. No; to speak ingenuously, I think you got an interest
+there a good while before I thought you had any, and it grew so
+insensibly and yet so fast, that all the traverses it has met with
+since have served rather to discover it to me than at all to hinder
+it.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME.
+
+_Wilful woman_
+
+
+[No date; c. 1653.]
+
+I was carried yesterday abroad to a dinner that was designed for
+mirth, but it seems one ill-humoured person in the company is enough
+to put all the rest out of tune, for I never saw people perform what
+they intended worse, and could not forbear telling them so; but to
+excuse themselves and silence my reproaches they all agreed to say
+that I spoiled their jollity by wearing the most unseasonable looks
+that could be put on for such an occasion. I told them I knew no
+remedy but leaving me behind them; that my looks were suitable to
+my fortune though not to a feast. Fie, I am got into my complaining
+humour that tires myself as well as every body else, and which (as you
+observe) helps not at all; would it would leave me and that I should
+not always have occasion for it, but that's in nobody's power, and my
+Lady Talmash, that says she can do whatever she will, cannot believe
+whatsoever she pleases. 'Tis not unpleasant, methinks, to hear her
+talk how at such a time she was sick, and the physicians told her she
+would have the small-pox and showed her where they were coming out
+upon her, but she bethought herself that it was not at all convenient
+for her to have them at that time; some business she had that required
+her going abroad, and so she resolved she would not be sick nor was
+not. Twenty such stories as these she tells, and then falls into
+discourses of the strength of reason and power of philosophy till she
+confounds herself and all that hear her. You have no such ladies in
+Ireland.... My poor Lady Vavasor is carried to the Tower, and her
+situation could not excuse her, because she was acquainted by somebody
+that there was a plot against the Protector, and did not discover it.
+She has told now all that was told her, but vows she will never say
+from whence she had it; we shall see whether her resolutions are as
+unalterable as those of my Lady Talmash. I wonder how she behaved
+herself when she was married; I never yet saw anybody that did not
+look simply and out of countenance, nor ever knew a wedding well
+designed but one, and that was of two persons who had time enough I
+confess to contrive it, and nobody to please in it but themselves. He
+came down into the country where she was upon a visit, and one morning
+married her; as soon as they came out of the church, they took coach
+and came for the town, dined at an Inn by the way, and at night came
+into lodgings that were provided for them, where nobody knew them,
+and where they passed for married people of seven years' standing. The
+truth is I could not endure to be Mrs. Bride in a public wedding, to
+be made the happiest person on earth; do not take it ill, for I would
+endure it if I could, rather than fail, but in earnest I do not think
+it were possible for me; you cannot apprehend the formalities of a
+treaty more than I do, nor so much the success of it. Yet in earnest
+your father will not find my brother Peyton wanting in civility
+(though he is not a man of much compliment unless it be in his letters
+to me), nor an unreasonable person in any thing so he will allow him,
+out of his kindness to his wife, to set a higher value upon his
+sister than she deserves. I know not how he may be prejudiced upon the
+business, but he is not deaf to reason when it is civilly delivered,
+and is as easily gained with compliance and good usage as any body
+I know, but no other way; when he is roughly used he is like me ten
+times the worse for it. I make it a case of conscience to discover my
+faults to you as fast as I know them, that you may consider what you
+have to do: my aunt told me no longer ago than yesterday, that I was
+the most wilful woman that ever she knew, and had an obstinacy of
+spirit nothing could overcome. Take heed, you see I give you fair
+warning. I have missed a letter this Monday, what is the reason?
+By the next I shall be gone into Kent, and my other journey is laid
+aside, which I am not displeased at, because it would have broken our
+intercourse very much. Here are some verses of Cowley's; pray tell me
+how you like them. It is only a piece taken out of a new thing of
+his. The whole is very long, and is a description of, or rather a
+paraphrase upon, the friendships of David and Jonathan. 'Tis I think
+the best I have seen of his, and I like the subject because it is that
+I would be perfect in. Adieu!
+
+
+
+
+KATHARINE PHILIPS
+
+1631-1664
+
+
+
+ORINDA TO THE HONOURABLE BERENICE
+
+_Yielding to opinion_
+
+
+Priory of Cardigan, _25 June_
+
+Your Ladyship's last favour from Coll. P----'s was truly obliging,
+and carried so much of the same great soul of yours, which loves to
+diffuse itself in expressions of friendship to me, that it merits
+a great deal more acknowledgement than I am able to pay at my best
+condition, and am less now when my head aches, and will give me no
+leave to enlarge, though I have so much subject and reason; but really
+if my heart ached too, I could be sensible of a very great kindness
+and condescension in thinking me worthy of your concern, though
+I visibly perceive most of my letters have lost their way to your
+Ladyship. I beseech you be pleased first to believe I have written
+every post; but, secondly, since I came, and then to enquire for them,
+that they may be commended into your hands, where alone they can hope
+for a favourable residence; I am very much a sharer by sympathy, in
+your Ladyship's satisfaction in the converse you had in the country,
+and find that to that ingenious company Fortune hath been just, there
+being no person fitter to receive all the admiration of persons best
+capable to pay them, than the great _Berenice_....
+
+And now (madam) why was that a cruel question, When will you come to
+_Wales_? 'Tis cruel to me, I confess, that it is yet in question, but
+I humbly beg your Ladyship to unriddle that part of your letter, for
+I cannot understand why you, madam, who have no persons alive to whom
+your birth hath submitted you, and have already by your life secured
+to yourself the best opinion the world can give you, should create an
+awe upon your own actions, from imaginary inconveniences: Happiness,
+I confess, is two-faced, and one is opinion; but that opinion is
+certainly _our own_; for it were equally ridiculous and impossible
+to shape our _actions_ by others' _opinions_. I have had so much (and
+some sad) reason to discuss this principle, that I can speak with some
+confidence, That _none will ever be happy, who make their happiness to
+consist in, or be governed by the votes of other persons._ I deny
+not but the approbation of wise and good persons is a very necessary
+satisfaction; but to forbear innocent contentments, only because it's
+possible some fancies may be so capricious as to dispute whether I
+should have taken them, is, in my belief, neither better nor worse
+than to fast always, because there are some so superstitious in the
+world, that will abstain from meat, upon some score or other, upon
+every day in the year, that is, some upon some days, and others
+upon others, and some upon all. You know, madam, there is nothing so
+various as _vulgar opinion_, nothing so untrue to itself. Who shall
+then please since none can fix it? 'Tis heresy (this of submitting to
+every blast of popular extravagancy) which I have combated in persons
+very dear to me; _Dear madam_, let them not have your authority for a
+relapse, when I had almost committed them; but consider it without a
+bias, and give sentence as you see cause; and in that interim put me
+not off (_Dear madam_) with those chimeras, but tell me plainly what
+inconvenience is it to come? If it be one in earnest, I will submit,
+but otherwise, I am so much my own friend, and my friend's friend,
+as not to be satisfied with your Ladyship's taking measure of your
+actions by others' opinion, when I know too that the severest could
+find nothing in this journey that they could condemn, but your excess
+of charity to me, and that censure you have already supported with
+patience, and (notwithstanding my own consciousness of no ways
+deserving your sufferance upon that score) I cannot beg you to recover
+the reputation of your judgement in that particular, since it must be
+my ruin. I should now say very much for your most obliging commands to
+me, to write, and should beg frequent letters from your Ladyship with
+all possible importunity, and should by command from my _Lucasia_
+excuse her last rudeness (as she calls it) in giving you account of
+her honour for you under her own hand, but I must beg your pardon now,
+and out-believing all, I can say upon every one of these accounts, for
+really, madam, you cannot tell how to imagine any person more to any
+one, than I am,
+
+_Madam,
+Your Ladyship's
+most faithful servant,
+and passionate friend_,
+ORINDA
+
+
+
+
+JOHN LOCKE
+
+1632-1704
+
+
+
+TO WILLIAM MOLYNEUX
+
+_A philosopher's confidences_
+
+
+Oates, 26 _April_, 1695.
+
+SIR,
+
+You look with the eyes, and speak the language of friendship, when you
+make my life of much more concern to the world than your own. I take
+it, as it is, for an effect of your kindness, and so shall not accuse
+you of compliment; the mistakes and over-valuings of good-will being
+always sincere, even when they exceed what common truth allows. This
+on my side I must beg you to believe, that my life would be much more
+pleasant and useful to me, if you were within my reach, that I might
+sometimes enjoy your conversation, and, upon twenty occasions, lay
+my thoughts before you, and have the advantage of your judgement. I
+cannot complain that I have not my share of friends of all ranks, and
+such, whose interest, assistance, affection, and opinions too, in fit
+cases, I can rely on. But methinks, for all this, there is one place
+vacant, that I know nobody that would so well fill as yourself; I want
+one near me to talk freely with, _de quolibet ente_; to propose to
+the extravagancies that rise in my mind; one with whom I would debate
+several doubts and questions, to see what was in them. Meditating by
+one's self, is like digging in the mine; it often, perhaps, brings up
+maiden earth, which never came near the light before; but whether it
+contains any metal in it, is never so well tried as in conversation
+with a knowing judicious friend who carries about with him the true
+touchstone, which is love of truth in a clear-thinking head. Men of
+parts and judgement the world usually gets hold of, and by a great
+mistake (that their abilities of mind are lost, if not employed in the
+pursuit of wealth or power) engages them in the ways of fortune and
+interest, which usually leave but little freedom or leisure of thought
+for pure disinterested truth. And such who give themselves up frankly,
+and in earnest to the full latitude of real knowledge, are not
+everywhere to be met with. Wonder not, therefore, that I wish so much
+for you in my neighbourhood; I should be too happy in a friend of your
+make, were you within my reach. But yet I cannot but wish that some
+business would once bring you within distance; and it is a pain to me
+to think of leaving the world without the happiness of seeing you.
+
+I do not wonder that a kinsman of yours should magnify civilities that
+scarce deserve the name; I know not wherein they consisted, but in
+being glad to see one that was in any way related to you, and was
+himself a very ingenious man; either of those was a title to more than
+I did, or could show him. I am sorry I have not yet had an opportunity
+to wait on him in London; and I fear he should be gone before I am
+able to get thither. This long winter, and cold spring, has hung very
+heavy upon my lungs, and they are not yet in a case to be ventured in
+London air, which must be my excuse for not waiting upon him and Dr.
+Ashe yet.
+
+The third edition of my essay has already, or will be speedily, in the
+press. But what perhaps will seem stranger, and possibly please you
+better, an abridgement is now making (if it be not already done) by
+one of the university of Oxford, for the use of young scholars, in the
+place of the ordinary system of logic. From the acquaintance I had of
+the temper of that place I did not expect to have it get much footing
+there. But so it is, I some time since received a very civil letter
+from one, wholly a stranger to me there, concerning such a design; and
+by another from him since, I conclude it near done. He seems to be an
+ingenious man, and he writes sensibly about it, but I can say nothing
+of it till I see it; and he, of his own accord, has offered that it
+shall be wholly submitted to my opinion, and disposal of it. And thus,
+sir, possibly that which you once proposed may be attained to, and I
+was pleased with the gentleman's design for your sake.
+
+You are a strange man, you oblige me very much by the care you take
+to have it well translated, and you thank me for complying with your
+offer. In my last, as I remember, I told you the reason why it was
+so long before I writ, was an expectation of an answer from London,
+concerning something I had to communicate to you: it was in short
+this; I was willing to know what my bookseller would give for a good
+latin copy; he told me, at last, twenty pounds. His delay was, because
+he would first have known what the translator demanded. But I forced
+him to make his proposal, and so I send it to you, to make what use of
+it you please. He since writ me word, that a friend of his at Oxford
+would, in some time, be at leisure to do it, and would undertake it. I
+bid him excuse himself to him, for that it was in hands I approved of,
+and some part of it now actually done. For I hope the essay (he was to
+show you the next week after you writ to me last) pleased you. Think
+it not a compliment, that I desire you to make what alterations you
+think fit. One thing particularly you will oblige me and the world in,
+and that is, in paring off some of the superfluous repetitions, which
+I left in for the sake of illiterate men, and the softer sex, not used
+to abstract notions and reasonings. But much of this reasoning will
+be out of doors in a latin translation. I refer all to your judgement,
+and so am secure it will be done as is best.
+
+What I shall add concerning enthusiasm, I guess, will very much agree
+with your thoughts, since yours jump so right with mine, about the
+place where it is to come in, I having designed it for chap. 18, lib.
+iv, as a false principle of reasoning often made use of. But, to give
+an historical account of the various ravings men have embraced for
+religion, would, I fear, be besides my purpose, and be enough to make
+an huge volume.
+
+My opinion of P. Malebranche agrees perfectly with yours. What I
+have writ concerning 'seeing all things in God', would make a little
+treatise of itself. But I have not quite gone through it, for fear
+I should by somebody or other be tempted to print it. For I love not
+controversies, and have a personal kindness for the author. When I
+have the happiness to see you, we will consider it together, and you
+shall dispose of it.
+
+I think I shall make some other additions to be put into your latin
+translation, and particularly concerning the 'connection of ideas',
+which has not, that I know, been hitherto considered, and has, I
+guess, a greater influence upon our minds than is usually taken notice
+of. Thus, you see, I make you the confident of my reveries; you would
+be troubled with a great many more of them, were you nearer.
+
+
+
+TO DR. MOLYNEUX
+
+_True friendship_
+
+
+Oates, 27 _Oct._ 1698.
+
+SIR,
+
+Death has, with a violent hand, hastily snatched from you a dear
+brother. I doubt not but, on this occasion, you need all the
+consolation can be given to one unexpectedly bereft of so worthy and
+near a relation. Whatever inclination I may have to alleviate your
+sorrow, I bear too great a share in the loss, and am too sensibly
+touched with it myself, to be in a condition to discourse with you on
+this subject, or do any thing but mingle my tears with yours. I have
+lost, in your brother, not only an ingenious and learned acquaintance,
+all that the world esteemed; but an intimate and sincere friend, whom
+I truly loved, and by whom I was truly loved: and what a loss that is,
+those only can be sensible who know how valuable, and how scarce,
+a true friend is, and how far to be preferred to all other sorts of
+treasure. He has left a son, who I know was dear to him, and deserved
+to be so as much as was possible, for one of his age. I cannot think
+myself wholly incapacitated from paying some of the affection and
+service that was due from me to my dear friend, as long as he has a
+child, or a brother, in the world. If, therefore, there be any thing,
+at this distance, wherein I, in my little sphere, may be able to serve
+your nephew or you, I beg you, by the memory of our deceased friend,
+to let me know it, that you may see that one who loved him so well,
+cannot but be tenderly concerned for his son, nor be otherwise than I
+am, Sir, etc.
+
+
+
+
+SAMUEL PEPYS
+
+1633-1703
+
+
+
+TO GEORGE, LORD BERKELEY
+
+_An explanation_
+
+
+Derby House, 22 _Feb._ 1677-8
+
+MY LORD,
+
+I am greatly owing to your Lordship for your last favour at St.
+John's, and did, till now, reckon myself under no less a debt to my
+Ladies for the honour at the same time done me, in their commands
+touching Mr. Bonithan. But, my Lord, I have lately had the misfortune
+of being undeceived in the latter, by coming to know the severity with
+which some of my Ladies are pleased to discourse of me in relation
+thereto. I assure your Lordship, I was so big with the satisfaction of
+having an opportunity given me by my Ladies at once of obliging them,
+paying a small respect to you, and doing a good office to a deserving
+gentleman, that I did not let one day pass before I had bespoke and
+obtained His Majesty's and Royal Highness's promise of favour in Mr.
+Bonithan's behalf: and was so far afterwards from failing him in my
+further assistances with Captain Trevanion and others, that I took
+early care to secure him a lieutenancy, by a commission actually
+signed for him by the King, in the ship _Stavereene_, relying upon the
+character Captain Trevanion had given me of his capacity to abide
+the examination, established by the King, upon the promotion of
+lieutenants; which was not only the most I should have done in the
+case of a brother, but more than ever I did in any man's case before,
+or, for his sake, do think I shall ever do again. True it is, my Lord,
+that when, upon his examination by the officers of the Navy, he was
+found not so fully qualified for the office of lieutenant as was
+requisite, I did with all respect, and to his seeming satisfaction,
+advise him to pass a little longer time in the condition he was
+then in, under a stricter application of himself to the practice of
+navigation. And, in pursuance of my duty to the King, I did acquaint
+him also with Mr. Bonithan's present unreadiness; and had, therefore,
+a command given me for conferring the commission prepared for him upon
+another, who, upon examination, at the same time with Mr. Bonithan,
+was found better qualified for it. As to what I understand my Ladies
+are pleased to entertain themselves and others with, to my reproach,
+as if money had been wanting in the case, it is a reproach lost upon
+me, my Lord, who am known to be so far from needing any purgation in
+the point of selling places, as never to have taken so much as my fee
+for a commission or warrant to any one officer in the Navy, within
+the whole time, now near twenty years, that I have had the honour of
+serving His Majesty therein--a self-denial at this day so little in
+fashion, and yet so chargeable to maintain, that I take no pride,
+and as little pleasure, in the mentioning it, further than it happily
+falls in here to my defence against the mistake the Ladies seem
+disposed to arraign me by on this occasion. Besides that, in the
+particular case of this gentleman, Lieut. Beele, who enjoys the
+commission designed for Mr. Bonithan, he is one whose face I never
+saw either before or since the time of his receiving it, nor know one
+friend he has in the world to whom he owes this benefit, other than
+the King's justice and his own modest merit: which, having said, it
+remains only that I assure your Lordship what I have so said, is not
+calculated with any regard to, much less any repining at, the usage
+the Ladies are pleased to show me in this affair, for 'tis fit I bear
+it, but to acquit myself to your Lordship in my demeanour towards
+them, as becomes their and, my Lord,
+
+Your Lordship's most obedient Servant.
+
+
+
+TO MRS. STEWARD
+
+_A wedding in the city_
+
+
+20 _Sept._ 1695.
+
+MADAM,
+
+You are very good, and pray continue so, by as many kind messages as
+you can, and notices of your health, such as the bearer brings you
+back my thanks for, and a thousand services. Here's a sad town, and
+God knows when it will be a better, our losses at sea making a very
+melancholy exchange at both ends of it; the gentlewomen of this, to
+say nothing of the other, sitting with their arms across, without a
+yard of muslin in their shops to sell, while the ladies, they tell
+me, walk pensively by, without a shilling, I mean a good one, in their
+pockets to buy. One thing there is indeed, that comes in my way as a
+Governor, to hear of, which carries a little mirth with it, and indeed
+is very odd. Two wealthy citizens that are lately dead, and left their
+estates, one to a Blue Coat boy, and the other to a Blue Coat girl, in
+Christ's Hospital. The extraordinariness of which has led some of
+the magistrates to carry it on to a match, which is ended in a public
+wedding; he in his habit of blue satin, led by two of the girls, and
+she in blue, with an apron green and petticoat yellow, all of sarsnet,
+led by two of the boys of the house, through Cheapside to Guildhall
+Chapel, where they were married by the Dean of St. Paul's, she given
+by my Lord Mayor. The wedding dinner, it seems, was kept in the
+Hospital Hall, but the great day will be tomorrow, St Matthew's; when,
+so much I am sure of, my Lord Mayor will be there, and myself also
+have had a ticket of invitation thither, and if I can, will be there
+too, but, for other particulars, I must refer you to my next, and so,
+
+Dear madam, Adieu.
+
+Bow Bells are just now ringing, ding dong, but whether for this, I
+cannot presently tell; but it is likely enough, for I have known them
+ring upon much foolisher occasions, and lately too.
+
+
+
+TO JOHN EVELYN
+
+_Reply to an old friend_
+
+
+Clapham, 7 _Aug._ 1700.
+
+I have no herds to mind, nor will my Doctor allow me any books here.
+What then, will you say, too, are you doing? Why, truly, nothing that
+will bear naming, and yet I am not, I think, idle; for who can, that
+has so much of past and to come to think on, as I have? And thinking,
+I take it, is working, though many forms beneath what my Lady and you
+are doing. But pray remember what o'clock it is with you and me; and
+be not now, by overstirring, too bold with your present complaint, any
+more than I dare be with mine, which, too, has been no less kind in
+giving me my warning, than the other to you, and to neither of us,
+I hope, and, through God's mercy, dare say, either unlooked for or
+unwelcome. I wish, nevertheless, that I were able to administer any
+thing towards the lengthening that precious rest of life which God has
+thus long blessed you, and, in you, mankind, with; but I have always
+been too little regardful of my own health, to be a prescriber to
+others. I cannot give myself the scope I otherwise should in talking
+now to you at this distance, on account of the care extraordinary I am
+now under from Mrs. Skinner's being suddenly fallen very ill; but ere
+long I may possibly venture at entertaining you with something from
+my young man in exchange--I don't say in payment, for the pleasure you
+gratify me with from yours, whom I pray God to bless with continuing
+but what he is! and I'll ask no more for him.
+
+
+
+
+JONATHAN SWIFT
+
+1667-1745
+
+
+
+TO STELLA
+
+_The Dean at home_
+
+
+London, 16 _Jan._ 1710-11.
+
+O faith, young women, I have sent my letter N. 13, without one crumb
+of an answer to any of MD's; there is for you now; and yet Presto
+ben't angry faith, not a bit, only he will begin to be in pain next
+Irish post, except he sees MD's little handwriting in the glass frame
+at the bar of St. James's Coffee-house, where Presto would never go
+but for that purpose. Presto's at home, God help him, every night from
+six till bed time, and has as little enjoyment or pleasure in life at
+present as anybody in the world, although in full favour with all the
+ministry. As hope saved, nothing gives Presto any sort of dream of
+happiness, but a letter now and then from his own dearest MD. I love
+the expectation of it, and when it does not come, I comfort myself,
+that I have it yet to be happy with. Yes faith, and when I write to
+MD, I am happy too; it is just as if methinks you were here, and I
+prating to you, and telling you where I have been: Well, says you,
+Presto, come, where have you been to-day? come, let's hear now. And so
+then I answer; Ford and I were visiting Mr. Lewis, and Mr. Prior, and
+Prior has given me a fine Plautus, and then Ford would have had me
+dine at his lodgings, and so I would not; and so I dined with him at
+an eating-house; which I have not done five times since I came here;
+and so I came home, after visiting Sir Andrew Fountaine's mother and
+sister, and Sir Andrew Fountaine is mending, though slowly.
+
+17. I was making, this morning, some general visits, and at twelve I
+called at the coffee-house for a letter from MD; so the man said he
+had given it to Patrick; then I went to the Court of requests and
+treasury to find Mr. Harley, and after some time spent in mutual
+reproaches, I promised to dine with him; I stayed there till seven,
+then called at Sterne's and Leigh's to talk about your box, and to
+have it sent by Smyth; Sterne says he has been making inquiries,
+and will set things right as soon as possible. I suppose it lies at
+Chester, at least I hope so, and only wants a lift over to you....
+Well, so I came home to read my letter from Stella, but the dog
+Patrick was abroad; at last he came, and I got my letter; I found
+another hand had superscribed it; when I opened it, I found it written
+all in French, and subscribed Bernage: faith, I was ready to fling
+it at Patrick's head. Bernage tells me, he had been to desire your
+recommendation to me to make him a captain; and your cautious answer,
+'That he had as much power with me as you,' was a notable one; if you
+were here, I would present you to the ministry as a person of ability.
+Bernage should let me know where to write to him; this is the second
+letter I have had without any direction; however, I beg I may not have
+a third, but that you will ask him, and send me how I shall direct
+to him. In the meantime, tell him, that if regiments are to be raised
+here, as he says, I will speak to George Granville, secretary at war,
+to make him a captain; and use what other interest I conveniently can.
+I think that is enough, and so tell him, and do not trouble me with
+his letters when I expect them from MD; do you hear, young women,
+write to Presto.
+
+18. I was this morning with Mr. Secretary St. John, and we were to
+dine at Mr. Harley's alone, about some business of importance; but
+there were two or three gentlemen there. Mr. Secretary and I went
+together from his office to Mr. Harley's, and thought to have been
+very wise; but the deuce a bit: the company stayed, and more came,
+and Harley went away at seven, and the secretary and I stayed with the
+rest of the company till eleven; I would then have had him come away,
+but he was in for it; and though he swore he would come away at that
+flask, there I left him. I wonder at the civility of these people;
+when he saw I would drink no more, he would always pass the bottle by
+me, and yet I could not keep the toad from drinking himself, nor he
+would not let me go neither, nor Masham, who was with us. When I
+got home, I found a parcel directed to me, and opening it, I found
+a pamphlet written entirely against myself, not by name, but against
+something I writ: it is pretty civil, and affects to be so, and I
+think I will take no notice of it; it is against something written
+very lately; and indeed I know not what to say, nor do I care; and so
+you are a saucy rogue for losing your money to-day at Stoyte's; to let
+that bungler beat you, my Stella, are not you ashamed? well, I forgive
+you this once, never do so again; no, noooo. Kiss and be friends,
+sirrah.--Come, let me go sleep, I go earlier to bed than formerly; and
+have not been out so late these two months; but the secretary was in a
+drinking humour. So good night, myownlittledearsaucyinsolentrogues.
+
+19. Then you read that long word in the last line, no faith have not
+you. Well, when will this letter come from our MD? to-morrow or next
+day without fail; yes faith, and so it is coming. This was an insipid
+snowy day, and I dined gravely with Mrs. Vanhomrigh, and came home,
+and am now got to bed a little after ten; I remember old Culpepper's
+maxim:
+
+ Would you have a settled head,
+ You must early go to bed:
+ I tell you, and I tell it again,
+ You must be in bed at ten.
+
+20. And so I went to-day with my new wig, o hoao, to visit Lady
+Worsley, whom I had not seen before, although she was near a month in
+town. Then I walked in the Park to find Mr. Ford, whom I had promised
+to meet, and coming down the Mall, who should come towards me but
+Patrick, and gives me five letters out of his pocket. I read the
+superscription of the first, Pshoh, said I; of the second, pshoh
+again; of the third, pshah, pshah, pshah; of the fourth, a gad, a gad,
+a gad, I am in a rage; of the fifth and last, O hoooa; ay marry
+this is something, this is our MD, so truly we opened it, I think
+immediately, and it began the most impudently in the world, thus; Dear
+Presto, we are even thus far. Now we are even, quoth Stephen, when he
+gave his wife six blows for one. I received your ninth four days after
+I had sent my thirteenth. But I'll reckon with you anon about that,
+young women. Why did not you recant at the end of your letter when you
+got your eleventh? tell me that, huzzies base, were we even then, were
+we, sirrah? but I will not answer your letter now, I will keep it for
+another time. We had a great deal of snow to-day, and it is terrible
+cold....
+
+21. _Morning_. It has snowed terribly all night, and is vengeance
+cold. I am not yet up, but cannot write long; my hands will freeze. Is
+there a good fire, Patrick? Yes, sir, then I will rise; come take away
+the candle. You must know I write on the dark side of my bedchamber,
+and am forced to have a candle till I rise, for the bed stands between
+me and the window, and I keep the curtains shut this cold weather.
+So pray let me rise, and, Patrick, here, take away the candle.--_At
+night._ We are now here in high frost and snow, the largest fire can
+hardly keep us warm. It is very ugly walking, a baker's boy broke his
+thigh yesterday. I walk slow, make short steps, and never tread on my
+heel. It is a good proverb the Devonshire people have:
+
+ Walk fast in snow,
+ In frost walk slow,
+ And still as you go,
+ Tread on your toe:
+
+ When frost and snow are both together,
+ Sit by the fire and spare shoe leather.
+
+22. _Morning_. Starving, starving, uth, uth, uth, uth, uth.--Do not
+you remember I used to come into your chamber, and turn Stella out of
+her chair, and rake up the fire in a cold morning, and cry uth, uth,
+uth? O faith, I must rise, my hand is so cold I can write no more....
+
+26, 27, 28, 29, 30. I have been so lazy and negligent these last four
+days, that I could not write to MD. My head is not in order, and yet
+it is not absolutely ill, but giddyish, and makes me listless; I walk
+every day, and hope I shall grow better. I wish I were with MD; I long
+for spring and good weather, and then I will come over. My riding in
+Ireland keeps me well. I am very temperate, and eat of the easiest
+meats as I am directed, and hope the malignity will go off; but
+one fit shakes me a long time. I dined to-day with Lord Mountjoy,
+yesterday at Mr. Stone's in the city, on Sunday at Vanhomrigh's,
+Saturday with Ford, and Friday I think at Vanhomrigh's, and that's all
+the journal I can send MD; for I was so lazy while I was well that I
+could not write. I thought to have sent this to-night, but it is ten,
+and I'll go to bed, and write on the other side to Parsivol to-morrow,
+and send it on Thursday; and so good night my dears, and love Presto,
+and be healthy, and Presto will be so too.
+
+
+
+To LORD TREASURER OXFORD
+
+_The Dean makes his bow_
+
+
+1 _July_, 1714.
+
+MY LORD,
+
+When I was with you, I have said more than once, that I would never
+allow quality or station made any real difference between men. Being
+now absent and forgotten, I have changed my mind: you have a thousand
+people who can pretend they love you, with as much appearance of
+sincerity as I, so that, according to common justice, I can have but
+a thousandth part in return of what I give. And this difference is
+wholly owing to your station. And the misfortune is still the greater,
+because I always loved you just so much the worse for your station:
+for, in your public capacity, you have often angered me to the heart,
+but, as a private man, never once. So that, if I only look toward
+myself, I could wish you a private man to-morrow: for I have nothing
+to ask; at least nothing that you will give, which is the same thing:
+and then you would see whether I should not with much more willingness
+attend you in a retirement, whenever you please to give me leave, than
+ever I did at London or Windsor. From these sentiments I will never
+write to you, if I can help it, otherwise than as to a private person,
+or allow myself to have been obliged to you in any other capacity.
+
+The memory of one great instance of your candour and justice, I will
+carry to my grave; that having been in a manner domestic with you
+for almost four years, it was never in the power of any public or
+concealed enemy to make you think ill of me, though malice and envy
+were often employed to that end. If I live, posterity shall know that,
+and more; which, though you, and somebody that shall be nameless, seem
+to value less than I could wish, is all the return I can make you.
+Will you give me leave to say how I would desire to stand in your
+memory? As one, who was truly sensible of the honour you did him,
+though he was too proud to be vain upon it; as one, who was neither
+assuming, officious, nor teasing; who never wilfully misrepresented
+persons or facts to you, nor consulted his passions when he gave
+a character; and lastly, as one, whose indiscretions proceeded
+altogether from a weak head, and not an ill heart. I will add one
+thing more, which is the highest compliment I can make, that I never
+was afraid of offending you, nor am now in any pain for the manner
+I write to you in. I have said enough; and, like one at your levee,
+having made my bow, I shrink back into the crowd.
+
+
+
+TO DR. SHERIDAN
+
+_News from the country_
+
+
+25 _Jan._ 1724-5.
+
+I have a packet of letters, which I intended to send by Molly, who has
+been stopped three days by the bad weather; but now I will send them
+by the post to-morrow to Kells, and enclosed to Mr. Tickell there is
+one to you, and one to James Stopford.
+
+I can do no work this terrible weather; which has put us all seventy
+times out of patience. I have been deaf nine days, and am now pretty
+well recovered again.
+
+Pray desire Mr. Stanton and Worral to continue giving themselves some
+trouble with Mr. Pratt; but let it succeed or not, I hope I shall be
+easy.
+
+Mrs. Johnson swears it will rain till Michaelmas. She is so pleased
+with her pick-axe, that she wears it fastened to her girdle on her
+left side, in balance with her watch. The lake is strangely overflown,
+and we are desperate about turf, being forced to buy it three miles
+off: and Mrs. Johnson (God help her!) gives you many a curse. Your
+mason is come, but cannot yet work upon your garden. Neither can I
+agree with him about the great wall. For the rest, _vide_ the letter
+you will have on Monday, if Mr. Tickell uses you well.
+
+The news of this country is, that the maid you sent down, John
+Farelly's sister, is married; but the portion and settlement are yet a
+secret. The cows here never give milk on midsummer eve.
+
+You would wonder what carking and caring there is among us for small
+beer and lean mutton, and starved lamb, and stopping gaps, and driving
+cattle from the corn. In that we are all-to-be-Dingleyed.
+
+The ladies' room smokes; the rain drops from the skies into the
+kitchen; our servants eat and drink like the devil, and pray for rain,
+which entertains them at cards and sleep; which are much lighter than
+spades, sledges, and crows. Their maxim is,
+
+ Eat like a Turk,
+ Sleep like a dormouse;
+ Be last at work,
+ At victuals foremost.
+
+Which is all at present; hoping you and your good family are well, as
+we are all at this present writing &c.
+
+Robin has just carried out a load of bread and cold meat for
+breakfast; this is their way; but now a cloud hangs over them, for
+fear it should hold up, and the clouds blow off.
+
+I write on till Molly comes in for the letter. O, what a draggletail
+will she be before she gets to Dublin! I wish she may not happen to
+fall upon her back by the way.
+
+I affirm against Aristotle, that cold and rain congregate homogenes,
+for they gather together you and your crew, at whist, punch, and
+claret. Happy weather for Mrs. Maul, Betty, and Stopford, and all true
+lovers of cards and laziness.
+
+THE BLESSINGS OF A COUNTRY LIFE.
+
+ Far from our debtors,
+ No Dublin letters,
+ Not seen by our betters.
+
+THE PLAGUES OF A COUNTRY LIFE.
+
+ A companion with news,
+ A great want of shoes;
+ Eat lean meat, or choose;
+ A church without pews.
+ Our horses astray,
+ No straw, oats, or hay;
+ December in May,
+ Our boys run away,
+ All servants at play.
+
+Molly sends for the letter.
+
+
+
+TO ALEXANDER POPE
+
+_Mostly about Gulliver_
+
+
+Dublin, 17 _Nov._ 1726.
+
+I am just come from answering a letter of Mrs. Howard's, writ in such
+mystical terms, that I should never have found out the meaning, if a
+book had not been sent me called _Gulliver's Travels_, of which you
+say so much in yours. I read the book over, and in the second volume
+observed several passages which appear to be patched and altered, and
+the style of a different sort, unless I am mistaken. Dr. Arbuthnot
+likes the projectors least; others, you tell me, the flying island;
+some think it wrong to be so hard upon whole bodies or corporations,
+yet the general opinion is, that reflections on particular persons are
+most to be blamed; so that in these cases, I think the best method is
+to let censure and opinion take their course. A bishop here said, that
+book was full of improbable lies, and for his part, he hardly believed
+a word of it; and so much for Gulliver.
+
+Going to England is a very good thing, if it were not attended with
+an ugly circumstance of returning to Ireland. It is a shame you do not
+persuade your ministers to keep me on that side, if it were but by a
+court expedient of keeping me in prison for a plotter; but at the same
+time I must tell you, that such journeys very much shorten my life,
+for a month here is very much longer than six at Twickenham.
+
+How comes friend Gay to be so tedious? Another man can publish fifty
+thousand lies sooner than he can publish fifty fables.... Let me add,
+that if I were Gulliver's friend, I would desire all my acquaintance
+to give out that his copy was basely mangled and abused, and added to,
+and blotted out by the printer; for so to me it seems in the second
+volume particularly.
+
+Adieu.
+
+
+
+TO JOHN GAY
+
+_Enquiries into Mr. Gay's pursuits_
+
+
+Dublin, 4 _May_, 1732.
+
+I am now as lame as when you writ your letter, and almost as lame as
+your letter itself, for want of that limb from my lady duchess, which
+you promised, and without which I wonder how it could limp hither. I
+am not in a condition to make a true step even on Amesbury Downs, and
+I declare that a corporeal false step is worse than a political one:
+nay, worse than a thousand political ones, for which I appeal to
+courts and ministers, who hobble on and prosper without the sense of
+feeling. To talk of riding and walking is insulting me, for I can
+as soon fly as do either. It is your pride or laziness, more than
+chair-hire, that makes the town expensive. No honour is lost by
+walking in the dark; and in the day you may beckon a blackguard
+boy under a gate, near your visiting place, (experto crede,) save
+elevenpence, and get half-a-crown's worth of health. The worst of my
+present misfortune is, that I eat and drink, and can digest neither
+for want of exercise; and, to increase my misery, the knaves are
+sure to find me at home, and make huge void spaces in my cellars. I
+congratulate with you for losing your great acquaintance; in such a
+case, philosophy teaches that we must submit, and be content with good
+ones. I like Lord Cornbury's refusing his pension, but I demur at his
+being elected for Oxford; which, I conceive, is wholly changed; and
+entirely devoted to new principles; so it appeared to me the two last
+times I was there. I find by the whole cast of your letter, that you
+are as giddy and as volatile as ever: just the reverse of Mr. Pope,
+who has always loved a domestic life from his youth. I was going to
+wish you had some little place that you could call your own, but, I
+profess I do not know you well enough to contrive any one system
+of life that would please you. You pretend to preach up riding and
+walking to the duchess, yet from my knowledge of you after twenty
+years, you always joined a violent desire of perpetually shifting
+places and company, with a rooted laziness, and an utter impatience of
+fatigue. A coach and six horses is the utmost exercise you can bear;
+and this only when you can fill it with such company as is best suited
+to your taste, and how glad would you be if it could waft you in the
+air to avoid jolting; while I, who am so much later in life, can,
+or at least could, ride five hundred miles on a trotting horse. You
+mortally hate writing, only because it is the thing you chiefly ought
+to do; as well to keep up the vogue you have in the world, as to make
+you easy in your fortune. You are merciful to everything but money,
+your best friend, whom you treat with inhumanity. Be assured I will
+hire people to watch all your motions, and to return me a faithful
+account. Tell me, have you cured your absence of mind? can you attend
+to trifles? can you at Amesbury write domestic libels to divert the
+family and neighbouring squires for five miles round? or venture so
+far on horseback, without apprehending a stumble at every step? can
+you set the footmen a-laughing as they wait at dinner? and do the
+duchess's women admire your wit? in what esteem are you with the vicar
+of the parish? can you play with him at backgammon? have the farmers
+found out that you cannot distinguish rye from barley, or an oak from
+a crab-tree? You are sensible that I know the full extent of your
+country skill is in fishing for roaches or gudgeons at the highest.
+
+I love to do you good offices with your friends, and therefore desire
+you will show this letter to the duchess, to improve her grace's good
+opinion of your qualifications, and convince her how useful you are
+likely to be in the family. Her grace shall have the honour of my
+correspondence again when she goes to Amesbury. Hear a piece of Irish
+news; I buried the famous General Meredyth's father last night in my
+cathedral, he was ninety-six years old; so that Mrs. Pope may live
+seven years longer. You saw Mr. Pope in health, pray is he generally
+more healthy than when I was among you? I would know how your own
+health is, and how much wine you drink in a day? My stint in company
+is a pint at noon, and half as much at night; but I often dine at home
+like a hermit, and then I drink little or none at all. Yet I differ
+from you, for I would have society, if I could get what I like, people
+of middle understanding, and middle rank.
+
+Adieu.
+
+
+
+
+JOSEPH ADDISON
+
+1672-1719
+
+
+
+TO ALEXANDER POPE
+
+_Translation of Homer_
+
+
+26 _Oct._ 1713.
+
+I was extremely glad to receive a letter from you, but more so upon
+reading the contents of it. The work you mention will, I dare say,
+very sufficiently recommend itself when your name appears with the
+proposals: and if you think I can any way contribute to the forwarding
+of them, you cannot lay a greater obligation upon me, than by
+employing me in such an office. As I have an ambition of having it
+known that you are my friend, I shall be very proud of showing it by
+this or any other instance. I question not but your translation will
+enrich our tongue, and do honour to our country; for I conclude of
+it already from those performances with which you have obliged the
+public. I would only have you consider how it may most turn to your
+advantage. Excuse my impertinence in this particular, which proceeds
+from my zeal for your ease and happiness. The work would cost you a
+great deal of time, and, unless you undertake it, will, I am afraid,
+never be executed by any other; at least I know none of this age that
+is equal to it besides yourself.
+
+I am at present wholly immersed in country business, and begin to take
+a delight in it. I wish I might hope to see you here some time, and
+will not despair of it, when you engage in a work that will require
+solitude and retirement.
+
+
+
+TO MR. SECRETARY CRAGGS
+
+_A bequest_
+
+
+_June_ 1719.
+
+DEAR SIR,
+
+I cannot wish that any of my writings should last longer than the
+memory of our friendship, and therefore I thus publicly bequeath them
+to you, in return for the many valuable instances of your affection.
+
+That they may come to you with as little disadvantage as possible,
+I have left the care of them to one, whom, by the experience of some
+years, I know well-qualified to answer my intentions. He has already
+the honour and happiness of being under your protection; and as he
+will very much stand in need of it, I cannot wish him better than
+that he may continue to deserve the favour and countenance of such a
+patron.
+
+I have no time to lay out in forming such compliments as would but ill
+suit that familiarity between us which was once my greatest pleasure,
+and will be my greatest honour hereafter. Instead of them, accept of
+my hearty wishes that the great reputation you have acquired so early,
+may increase more and more, and that you may long serve your country
+with those excellent talents and unblemished integrity, which have so
+powerfully recommended you to the most gracious and amiable monarch
+that ever filled a throne. May the frankness and generosity of your
+spirit continue to soften and subdue your enemies, and gain you many
+friends, if possible, as sincere as yourself. When you have found
+such, they cannot wish you more true happiness than I, who am with the
+greatest zeal, dear sir,
+
+Your most entirely affectionate friend
+and faithful obedient servant.
+
+
+
+
+SIR RICHARD STEELE
+
+1672-1729
+
+
+
+TO MARY SCURLOCK
+
+_An explicit declaration_
+
+
+11 _Aug._ 1707.
+
+Madam,--I writ you on Saturday, by Mrs. Warren, and give you this
+trouble to urge the same request I made then; which was, that I may be
+admitted to wait upon you. I should be very far from desiring this if
+it were a transgression of the most severe rules to allow it. I know
+you are very much above the little arts which are frequent in your
+sex, of giving unnecessary torment to their admirers; I therefore hope
+you will do so much justice to the generous passion I have for you, as
+to let me have an opportunity of acquainting you upon what motives
+I pretend to your good opinion. I shall not trouble you with my
+sentiments till I know how they will be received; and as I know no
+reason why the difference of sex should make our language to each
+other differ from the ordinary rules of right reason, I shall affect
+plainness and sincerity in my discourse to you, as much as other
+lovers do perplexity and rapture. Instead of saying 'I shall die for
+you', I profess I should be glad to lead my life with you. You are
+as beautiful, as witty, as prudent, and as good-humoured as any woman
+breathing; but, I must confess to you, I regard all these excellences
+as you will please to direct them for my happiness or misery. With me,
+madam, the only lasting motive to love, is the hope of its becoming
+mutual. I beg of you to let Mrs. Warren send me word when I may attend
+you. I promise you, I will talk of nothing but indifferent things;
+though, at the same time, I know not how I shall approach you in the
+tender moment of first seeing you after this declaration which has
+been made by, madam,
+
+Your most obedient and most faithful
+humble servant.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A pleasing transport_
+
+
+Smith Street, Westminster, 1707.
+
+Madam,--I lay down last night with your image in my thoughts, and
+have awakened this morning in the same contemplation. The pleasing
+transport with which I am delighted has a sweetness in it attended
+with a train of ten thousand soft desires, anxieties, and cares.
+The day arises on my hopes with new brightness; youth, beauty, and
+innocence are the charming objects that steal me from myself, and give
+me joys above the reach of ambition, pride, or glory. Believe me, fair
+one, to throw myself at your feet is giving myself the highest bliss
+I know on earth. Oh, hasten, ye minutes! bring on the happy morning
+wherein to be ever hers will make me look down on thrones! Dear Molly,
+I am tenderly, passionately, faithfully thine.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A lover betrays himself_
+
+
+St. James's Coffee House, 1 _Sept._ 1707
+
+Madam,--It is the hardest thing in the world to be in love, and yet to
+attend to business. As for me, all who speak to me find me out, and I
+must lock myself up, or other people will do it for me.
+
+A gentleman asked me this morning, 'What news from Lisbon?' and I
+answered, 'She's exquisitely handsome.' Another desired to know when I
+had been last at Hampton Court. I replied, 'It will be on Tuesday come
+se'nnight.' Pr'ythee allow me at least to kiss your hand before that
+day, that my mind may be in some composure. O love!
+
+ A thousand torments dwell about thee!
+ Yet who would live to live without thee?
+
+Methinks I could write a volume to you; but all the language on earth
+would fail in saying how much, and with what disinterested passion, I
+am ever yours.
+
+
+
+TO HIS WIFE
+
+_He proposes an outing_
+
+
+Lord Sunderland's Office, 19 May, 1708.
+
+Eleven o'clock.
+
+Dear Prue,--I desire you to get the coach and yourself ready as soon
+as you can conveniently, and call for me here, from whence we will go
+and spend some time together in the fresh air in free conference. Let
+my best periwig be put in the coach-box, and my new shoes, for it is
+a great comfort to be well dressed in agreeable company. You are vital
+life to your obliged, affectionate husband, and humble servant.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_His greatest affliction_
+
+
+12 _Aug._ 1708.
+
+Madam,--I have your letter, wherein you let me know that the little
+dispute we have had is far from being a trouble to you; nevertheless
+I assure you, any disturbance between us is the greatest affliction to
+me imaginable. You talk of the judgement of the world; I shall never
+govern my actions by it, but by the rules of morality and right
+reason. I love you better than the light of my eyes or the life-blood
+in my heart; but you are also to understand that neither my sight
+shall be so far enchanted, nor my affection so much master of me,
+as to make me forget our common interest. To attend my business as
+I ought, and improve my fortune, it is necessary that my time and
+my will should be under no direction but my own.... I write all this
+rather to explain my own thoughts to you, than to answer your letter
+distinctly. I enclose it to you, that upon second thoughts, you may
+see the disrespectful manner in which you treat
+
+Your affectionate, faithful husband.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Four characteristic notes_
+
+
+I
+
+From the Press, one in the morning, 30 _Sept._ 1710.
+
+Dear Prue,--I am very sleepy and tired, but could not think of closing
+my eyes till I had told you I am, dearest creature,
+
+Your most affectionate and faithful husband.
+
+
+II
+
+Bloomsbury Square, 24 _Dec._ 1713.
+
+Dear Prue,--I dine with Lord Halifax and shall be at home half hour
+after six. For thee I die, for thee I languish.
+
+
+III
+
+16 _Feb._ 1716-17.
+
+Dear Prue,--Sober or not, I am ever yours.
+
+
+IV
+
+Thursday, 3 in the afternoon, 2 _May_, 1717.
+
+I had a very painful night last night; but, after a little chocolate
+an hour or two ago, and a chicken for dinner, am much more at ease.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The natural slave of beauty_.
+
+
+20 _June_, 1717.
+
+Dear Prue,--I have yours of the 14th, and am infinitely obliged to you
+for the length of it. I do not know another whom I could commend for
+that circumstance; but where we entirely love, the continuance of
+anything they do to please us is a pleasure. As for your relations,
+once for all, pray take it for granted, that my regard and conduct
+towards all and singular of them shall be as you direct.
+
+I hope, by the grace of God, to continue what you wish me, every
+way, an honest man. My wife and my children are the objects that have
+wholly taken up my heart; and as I am not invited or encouraged in
+anything which regards the public, I am easy under that neglect or
+envy of my past actions, and cheerfully contract that diffusive spirit
+within the interests of my own family. You are the head of us; and I
+stoop to a female reign as being naturally made the slave of beauty.
+But to prepare for our manner of living when we are again together,
+give me leave to say, while I am here at leisure, and come to lie at
+Chelsea, what I think may contribute to our better way of living.
+I very much approve Mrs. Evans and her husband; and if you take my
+advice, I would have them a being in our house, and Mrs. Clark the
+care and inspection of the nursery. I would have you entirely
+at leisure to pass your time with me in diversions, in books, in
+entertainments, and no manner of business intrude upon us but at
+stated times. For, though you are made to be the delight of my eyes,
+and food of all my senses and faculties, yet a turn of care
+and housewifery, and I know not what prepossession against
+conversation-pleasures, robs me of the witty and the handsome woman
+to a degree not to be expressed. I will work my brains and fingers to
+procure us plenty of all things, and demand nothing of you but to take
+delight in agreeable dresses, cheerful discourses, and gay sights,
+attended by me. This may be done by putting the kitchen and the
+nursery in the hands I propose; and I shall have nothing to do but to
+pass as much time at home as I possibly can, in the best company in
+the world. We cannot tell here what to think of the trial of my Lord
+Oxford; if the ministry are in earnest in that, and I should see it
+will be extended to a length of time, I will leave them to themselves,
+and wait upon you. Miss Moll grows a mighty beauty, and she shall be
+very prettily dressed, as likewise shall Betty and Eugene: and if
+I throw away a little money in adorning my brats, I hope you will
+forgive me: they are, I thank God, all very well; and the charming
+form of their mother has tempered the likeness they bear to their
+rough sire, who is, with the greatest fondness,
+
+Your most obliged and obedient husband.
+
+
+
+
+JOHN GAY
+
+1685-1732
+
+
+
+TO JONATHAN SWIFT
+
+_Concerning Gulliver_
+
+
+17 _Nov._ 1726.
+
+About ten days ago a book was published here of the travels of one
+Gulliver, which has been the conversation of the whole town ever
+since: the whole impression sold in a week: and nothing is more
+diverting than to hear the different opinions people give of it,
+though all agree in liking it extremely. It is generally said that you
+are the author; but I am told the bookseller declares, he knows
+not from what hand it came. From the highest to the lowest it is
+universally read, from the cabinet-council to the nursery. The
+politicians to a man agree, that it is free from particular
+reflections, but that the satire on general societies of men is
+too severe. Not but we now and then meet with people of greater
+perspicuity, who are in search for particular applications in every
+leaf; and it is highly probable we shall have keys published to
+give light into Gulliver's design. Lord ---- is the person who least
+approves it, blaming it as a design of evil consequence to depreciate
+human nature, at which it cannot be wondered that he takes most
+offence, being himself the most accomplished of his species, and so
+losing more than any other of that praise which is due both to the
+dignity and virtue of a man. Your friend, my Lord Harcourt, commends
+it very much, though he thinks in some places the matter too far
+carried. The Duchess Dowager of Marlborough is in raptures at it; she
+says she can dream of nothing else since she read it: she declares
+that she has now found out that her whole life has been lost in
+caressing the worst part of mankind, and treating the best as her
+foes: and that if she knew Gulliver, though he had been the worst
+enemy she ever had, she should give up her present acquaintance for
+his friendship. You may see by this, that you are not much injured
+by being supposed the author of this piece. If you are, you have
+disobliged us, and two or three of your best friends, in not giving
+us the least hint of it while you were with us; and in particular Dr.
+Arbuthnot, who says it is ten thousand pities he had not known it, he
+could have added such abundance of things upon every subject. Among
+lady critics, some have found out that Mr. Gulliver had a particular
+malice to maids of honour. Those of them who frequent the church, say
+his design is impious, and that it is depreciating the works of the
+Creator.
+
+Notwithstanding, I am told the princess has read it with great
+pleasure. As to other critics, they think the flying island is the
+least entertaining; and so great an opinion the town have of the
+impossibility of Gulliver's writing at all below himself, it is agreed
+that part was not writ by the same hand, though this has its defenders
+too. It has passed lords and commons, _nemine contradicente_; and the
+whole town, men, women, and children, are quite full of it.
+
+Perhaps I may all this time be talking to you of a book you have never
+seen, and which has not yet reached Ireland; if it has not, I believe
+what we have said will be sufficient to recommend it to your reading,
+and that you will order me to send it to you.
+
+But it will be much better to come over yourself, and read it here,
+where you will have the pleasure of variety of commentators, to
+explain the difficult passages to you.
+
+We all rejoice that you have fixed the precise time of your coming to
+be _cum hirundine prima_; which we modern naturalists pronounce,
+ought to be reckoned, contrary to Pliny, in this northern latitude of
+fifty-two degrees, from the end of February, Styl. Greg., at furthest.
+But to us, your friends, the coming of such a black swallow as you
+will make a summer in the worst of seasons. We are no less glad at
+your mention of Twickenham and Dawley; and in town you know, you have
+a lodging at court.
+
+The princess is clothed in Irish silk; pray give our service to the
+weavers. We are strangely surprised to hear that the bells in Ireland
+ring without your money. I hope you do not write the thing that is
+not. We are afraid that B---- hath been guilty of that crime, that you
+(like a houyhnhnm) have treated him as a yahoo, and discarded him your
+service. I fear you do not understand these modish terms, which every
+creature now understands but yourself.
+
+You tell us your wine is bad, and that the clergy do not frequent your
+house, which we look upon to be tautology. The best advice we can give
+you is, to make them a present of your wine, and come away to better.
+
+You fancy we envy you, but you are mistaken; we envy those you are
+with, for we cannot envy the man we love. Adieu.
+
+
+
+
+ALEXANDER POPE
+
+1688-1744
+
+
+
+TO WILLIAM WYCHERLEY
+
+_Dryden and his critics_
+
+
+Binfield in Windsor Forest, 26 _Dec_. 1704.
+
+It was certainly a great satisfaction to me to see and converse with
+a man, whom in his writings I had so long known with pleasure; but
+it was a high addition to it, to hear you, at our very first meeting,
+doing justice to your dead friend Mr. Dryden. I was not so happy as to
+know him: _Virgilium tantum vidi_. Had I been born early enough I
+must have known and loved him: for I have been assured, not only
+by yourself, but by Mr. Congreve and Sir William Trumbul, that his
+personal qualities were as amiable as his poetical, notwithstanding
+the many libellous misrepresentations of them, against which the
+former of these gentlemen has told me he will one day vindicate him. I
+suppose those injuries were begun by the violence of party, but it
+is no doubt they were continued by envy at his success and fame. And
+those scribblers who attacked him in his latter times, were only like
+gnats in a summer's evening, which are never very troublesome but in
+the finest and most glorious season; for his fire, like the sun's,
+shined clearest towards its setting.
+
+You must not therefore imagine, that when you told me my own
+performances were above those critics, I was so vain as to believe it;
+and yet I may not be so humble as to think myself quite below their
+notice. For critics, as they are birds of prey, have ever a natural
+inclination to carrion: and though such poor writers as I are but
+beggars, no beggar is so poor but he can keep a cur, and no author
+is so beggarly but he can keep a critic. I am far from thinking the
+attacks of such people any honour or dishonour even to me, much less
+to Mr. Dryden. I agree with you that whatever lesser wits have arisen
+since his death are but like stars appearing when the sun is set, that
+twinkle only in his absence, and with the rays they have borrowed
+from him. Our wit (as you call it) is but reflection or imitation,
+therefore scarce to be called ours. True wit, I believe, may be
+defined a justness of thought, and a facility of expression....
+However, this is far from a complete definition; pray help me to a
+better, as I doubt not you can.
+
+
+
+TO JOSEPH ADDISON
+
+_A few thoughts from a rambling head_
+
+
+14 _Dec_. 1713.
+
+I have been lying in wait for my own imagination, this week and more,
+and watching what thoughts came up in the whirl of the fancy, that
+were worth communicating to you in a letter. But I am at length
+convinced that my rambling head can produce nothing of that sort; so
+I must e'en be content with telling you the old story, that I love
+you heartily. I have often found by experience, that nature and
+truth, though never so low or vulgar, are yet pleasing when openly and
+artlessly represented: it would be diverting to me to read the very
+letters of an infant, could it write its innocent inconsistencies and
+tautologies just as it thought them. This makes me hope a letter from
+me will not be unwelcome to you, when I am conscious I write with more
+unreservedness than ever man wrote, or perhaps talked, to another. I
+trust your good nature with the whole range of my follies, and really
+love you so well, that I would rather you should pardon me than esteem
+me; since one is an act of goodness and benevolence, the other a kind
+of constrained deference.
+
+You cannot wonder my thoughts are scarce consistent, when I tell you
+how they are distracted. Every hour of my life my mind is strangely
+divided; this minute perhaps I am above the stars, with a thousand
+systems round about me, looking forward into a vast abyss, and
+losing my whole comprehension in the boundless space of creation, in
+dialogues with Whiston and the astronomers; the next moment I am below
+all trifles, grovelling with T---- in the very centre of nonsense: now
+I am recreated with the brisk sallies and quick turns of wit, which
+Mr. Steele, in his liveliest and freest humours, darts about him; and
+now levelling my application to the insignificant observations and
+quirks of grammar of C---- and D----.
+
+Good God! what an incongruous animal is man! how unsettled in his best
+part, his soul; and how changing and variable in his frame of body!
+the constancy of the one shook by every notion, the temperament of the
+other affected by every blast of wind! What is he, altogether, but a
+mighty inconsistency; sickness and pain is the lot of one half of him,
+doubt and fear the portion of the other! What a bustle we make about
+passing our time when all our space is but a point! what aims and
+ambitions are crowded into this little instant of our life, which
+(as Shakespeare finely worded it) is rounded with a sleep! Our whole
+extent of being is no more, in the eye of Him who gave it, than a
+scarce perceptible moment of duration. Those animals whose circle of
+living is limited to three or four hours, as the naturalists tell us,
+are yet as long-lived, and possess as wide a field of action as man,
+if we consider him with a view to all space and all eternity. Who
+knows what plots, what achievements a mite may perform in his kingdom
+of a grain of dust, within his life of some minutes; and of how much
+less consideration than even this, is the life of man in the sight of
+God, who is for ever and ever?
+
+Who that thinks in this train, but must see the world, and its
+contemptible grandeurs, lessen before him at every thought? It is
+enough to make one remain stupefied in a poise of inaction, void of
+all desires, of all designs, of all friendships.
+
+But we must return (through our very condition of being) to our narrow
+selves, and those things that affect ourselves: our passions, our
+interests flow in upon us and unphilosophize us into mere mortals. For
+my part, I never return so much into myself, as when I think of
+you, whose friendship is one of the best comforts I have for the
+insignificancy of myself.
+
+
+
+TO JONATHAN SWIFT
+
+_Friends to posterity_
+
+
+23 _March_, 1727-8.
+
+I send you a very odd thing, a paper printed in Boston, in New
+England, wherein you will find a real person, a member of their
+parliament, of the name of Jonathan Gulliver. If the fame of that
+traveller has travelled thither, it has travelled very quick, to have
+folks christened already by the name of the supposed author. But if
+you object that no child so lately christened could be arrived at
+years of maturity to be elected into parliament, I reply (to solve the
+riddle) that the person is an Anabaptist, and not christened till
+full age, which sets all right. However it be, the accident is very
+singular that these two names should be united.
+
+Mr. Gay's opera has been acted near forty days running, and will
+certainly continue the whole season. So he has more than a fence about
+his thousand pounds; he will soon be thinking of a fence about his two
+thousand. Shall no one of us live as we would wish each other to live?
+Shall he have no annuity, you no settlement on this side, and I
+no prospect of getting to you on the other? This world is made for
+Caesar,--as Cato said, for ambitious, false, or flattering people to
+domineer in; nay, they would not, by their good will, leave us our
+very books, thoughts, or words in quiet. I despise the world yet, I
+assure you, more than either Gay or you, and the court more than all
+the rest of the world. As for those scribblers for whom you apprehend
+I would suppress my _Dulness_ (which, by the way, for the future you
+are to call by a more pompous name, the _Dunciad_), how much that nest
+of hornets are my regard will easily appear to you when you read the
+_Treatise of the Bathos_.
+
+At all adventures, yours and mine shall stand linked as friends
+to posterity, both in verse and prose, and (as Tully calls it) _in
+consuetudine studiorum_. Would to God our persons could but as well
+and as surely be inseparable! I find my other ties dropping from me;
+some worn off, some torn off, some relaxing daily: my greatest, both
+by duty, gratitude, and humanity, time is shaking every moment, and
+it now hangs but by a thread! I am many years the older for living so
+much with one so old; much the more helpless for having been so long
+helped and tendered by her; much the more considerate and tender, for
+a daily commerce with one who required me justly to be both to her;
+and consequently the more melancholy and thoughtful; and the less fit
+for others, who want only in a companion or a friend to be amused or
+entertained. My constitution too has had its share of decay as well as
+my spirits, and I am as much in the decline at forty as you at sixty.
+I believe we should be fit to live together could I get a little more
+health, which might make me not quite insupportable. Your deafness
+would agree with my dulness; you would not want me to speak when
+you could not hear. But God forbid you should be as destitute of the
+social comforts of life as I must when I lose my mother; or that ever
+you should lose your more useful acquaintance so utterly, as to turn
+your thoughts to such a broken reed as I am, who could so ill supply
+your wants. I am extremely troubled at the return of your deafness;
+you cannot be too particular in the accounts of your health to me;
+everything you do or say in this kind obliges me, nay, delights me,
+to see the justice you do me in thinking me concerned in all your
+concerns; so that though the pleasantest thing you can tell me be that
+you are better or easier; next to that it pleases me that you make me
+the person you would complain to.
+
+As the obtaining the love of valuable men is the happiest end I
+know of this life, so the next felicity is to get rid of fools and
+scoundrels; which I cannot but own to you was one part of my design in
+falling upon these authors, whose incapacity is not greater than their
+insincerity, and of whom I have always found (if I may quote myself),
+
+ That each bad author is as bad a friend.
+
+This poem will rid me of these insects.
+
+ Cedite, Romani scriptores, cedite, Graii;
+ _Nescio quid_ maius nascitur Iliade.
+
+I mean than _my Iliad_; and I call it _Nescio quid_, which is a degree
+of modesty; but however, if it silence these fellows, it must be
+something greater than any _Iliad_ in Christendom. Adieu.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A farming friend, and the Dunciad_
+
+
+Dawley, 28 _June_, 1728.
+
+I now hold the pen for my Lord Bolingbroke, who is reading your
+letter between two haycocks, but his attention is somewhat diverted by
+casting his eyes on the clouds, not in admiration of what you say,
+but for fear of a shower. He is pleased with your placing him in the
+triumvirate between yourself and me: though he says, that he doubts he
+shall fare like Lepidus, while one of us runs away with all the power,
+like Augustus, and another with all the pleasures, like Anthony. It is
+upon a foresight of this that he has fitted up his farm, and you will
+agree that his scheme of retreat at least is not founded upon weak
+appearances. Upon his return from the Bath, all peccant humours, he
+finds, are purged out of him; and his great temperance and economy are
+so signal, that the first is fit for my constitution, and the latter
+would enable you to lay up so much money as to buy a bishopric in
+England. As to the return of his health and vigour, were you here, you
+might inquire of his haymakers; but as to his temperance, I can answer
+that (for one whole day) we have had nothing for dinner but mutton
+broth, beans, and bacon, and a barn-door fowl.
+
+Now his lordship is run after his cart, I have a moment left to myself
+to tell you, that I overheard him yesterday agree with a painter
+for L200, to paint his country hall with trophies of rakes, spades,
+prongs, &c., and other ornaments, merely to countenance his calling
+this place a farm--now turn over a new leaf.
+
+He bids me assure you, he should be sorry not to have more schemes of
+kindness for his friends than of ambition for himself; there, though
+his schemes may be weak, the motives at least are strong; and he
+says farther, if you could bear as great a fall and decrease of your
+revenues, as he knows by experience he can, you would not live in
+Ireland an hour.
+
+The _Dunciad_ is going to be printed in all pomp, with the
+inscription, which makes me proudest. It will be attended with
+_proeme, prolegomena, testimonia scriptorum, index authorum_, and
+notes _variorum_. As to the latter, I desire you to read over the
+text, and make a few in any way you like best; whether dry raillery,
+upon the style and way of commenting of trivial critics; or humourous,
+upon the authors in the poem; or historical, of persons, places,
+times; or explanatory, or collecting the parallel passages of the
+ancients. Adieu. I am pretty well, my mother not ill, Dr. Arbuthnot
+vexed with his fever by intervals; I am afraid he declines, and we
+shall lose a worthy man: I am troubled about him very much.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_An invitation to England_
+
+
+23 _March_, 1736-7.
+
+Though you were never to write to me, yet what you desired in your
+last, that I would write often to you, would be a very easy task: for
+every day I talk with you, and of you, in my heart; and I need only
+set down what that is thinking of. The nearer I find myself verging to
+that period of life which is to be labour and sorrow, the more I prop
+myself upon those few supports that are left me. People in this state
+are like props indeed; they cannot stand alone, but two or more of
+them can stand, leaning and bearing upon one another. I wish you and I
+might pass this part of life together. My only necessary care is at
+an end. I am now my own master too much; my house is too large; my
+gardens furnish too much wood and provision for my use. My servants
+are sensible and tender of me; they have intermarried, and are become
+rather low friends than servants; and to all those that I see here
+with pleasure, they take a pleasure in being useful. I conclude this
+is your case too in your domestic life, and I sometimes think of your
+old housekeeper as my nurse, though I tremble at the sea, which only
+divides us. As your fears are not so great as mine, and I firmly hope
+your strength still much greater, is it utterly impossible it might
+once more be some pleasure to you to see England? My sole motive in
+proposing France to meet in, was the narrowness of the passage by sea
+from hence, the physicians having told me the weakness of my breast,
+&c., is such, as a sea-sickness might endanger my life. Though one or
+two of our friends are gone since you saw your native country, there
+remain a few more who will last so till death; and who I cannot but
+hope have an attractive power to draw you back to a country which
+cannot quite be sunk or enslaved, while such spirits remain. And let
+me tell you, there are a few more of the same spirit, who would awaken
+all your old ideas, and revive your hopes of her future recovery and
+virtue. These look up to you with reverence, and would be animated by
+the sight of him at whose soul they have taken fire in his writings,
+and derived from thence as much love of their species as is consistent
+with a contempt for the knaves in it.
+
+I could never be weary, except at the eyes, of writing to you; but my
+real reason (and a strong one it is) for doing it so seldom, is fear;
+fear of a very great and experienced evil, that of my letters being
+kept by the partiality of friends, and passing into the hands and
+malice of enemies, who publish them with all their imperfections on
+their head, so that I write not on the common terms of honest men.
+
+Would to God you would come over with Lord Orrery, whose care of you
+in the voyage I could so certainly depend on; and bring with you your
+old housekeeper and two or three servants. I have room for all, a
+heart for all, and (think what you will) a fortune for all. We could,
+were we together, contrive to make our last days easy, and leave some
+sort of monument, what friends two wits could be in spite of all the
+fools in the world. Adieu.
+
+
+
+
+SAMUEL RICHARDSON
+
+1689-1761
+
+
+
+TO MISS MULSO
+
+_A discussion on love_
+
+
+3 _Sept_. 1751.
+
+In another place, you are offended with the word gratitude; as if your
+idea of love excluded gratitude.
+
+And further on, you are offended that I call this same passion 'a
+little selfish passion'.
+
+And you say that you have known few girls, and still fewer men, whom
+you have thought 'capable of being in love'.
+
+'By this', proceed you, 'you will see that my ideas of the word love
+are different from yours, when you call it a little selfish passion.'
+
+Now, madam, if that passion is not little and selfish that makes two
+vehement souls prefer the gratification of each other, often to a
+sense of duty, and always to the whole world without them, be pleased
+to tell me what is? And pray be so good as to define to me what the
+noble passion is, of which so few people of either sex are capable.
+Give me your ideas of it.
+
+I put not this question as a puzzler, a bamboozler, but purely for
+information; and that I may make my Sir Charles susceptible of the
+generous (may I say generous?) flame, and yet know what he is about,
+yet be a reasonable man.
+
+Harriet's passion is founded in gratitude for relief given her in a
+great exigence. But the man who rescued her is not, it seems, to have
+such a word as gratitude in his head, in return for her love.
+
+I repeat, that I will please you if I can; please you, Miss Mulso,
+I here mean (before I meant not you particularly, my dear, but your
+sex), in Sir Charles's character; and I sincerely declare, that I
+would rather form his character to your liking, than to the liking of
+three parts out of four of the persons I am acquainted with.
+
+You are one of my best girls, and best judges. Of whom have I the
+opinion that I have of Miss Mulso on these nice subjects?--I ask
+therefore repeatedly for your definition of the passion which you
+dignify by the word noble; and from which you exclude everything mean,
+little, or selfish.
+
+And you really think it marvellous that a young woman should find a
+man of exalted merit to be in love with? Why, truly, I am half of your
+mind; for how should people find what, in general, they do not seek?
+Yet what good creatures are many girls! They will be in love for all
+that.
+
+Why, yes, to be sure, they would be glad of a Sir Charles Grandison,
+and prefer him even to a Lovelace, were he capable of being terribly
+in love. And yet, I know one excellent girl who is afraid 'that ladies
+in general will think him too wise'.--Dear, dear girls, help me to a
+few monkey-tricks to throw into his character, in order to shield him
+from contempt for his wisdom.
+
+'It is one of my maxims,' you say, 'that people even of bad hearts
+will admire and love people of good ones.' Very true!--and yet
+admiration and love, in the sense before us, do not always shake
+hands, except at parting, and with an intention never to meet again. I
+have known women who professed to admire good men, but have chosen
+to marry men--not so good, when lovers of both sorts have tendered
+themselves to their acceptance. There is something very pretty in the
+sound of the word wild, added to the word fellow; and good sense is
+a very grateful victim to be sacrificed on the altar of love. Fervour
+and extravagance in expressions will please. How shall a woman,
+who, moreover, loves to be admired, know a man's heart, but from
+his lips?--Let him find flattery, and she will find credulity. Sweet
+souls! can they be always contradicting?
+
+You believe it is not in human nature, however depraved, to prefer
+evil to good in another, whatever people may do in themselves. Why, no
+one would really think so, did not experience convince us that many,
+very many young women, in the article of marriage, though not before
+thought to be very depraved, are taken by this green sickness of the
+soul, and prefer dirt and rubbish to wholesome diet. The result of the
+matter is this, with very many young women: they will admire a good
+man, but they will marry a bad one. Are not rakes pretty fellows?
+
+But one thing let me add, to comfort you in relation to Harriet's
+difficulties: I intend to make her shine by her cordial approbation,
+as she goes along, of every good action of her beloved. She is
+humbled by her love (suspense in love is a mortifier) to think herself
+inferior to his sisters; but I intend to raise her above them, even
+in her own just opinion; and when she shines out the girl worthy of
+a man, not exalt, but reward her, and at the same time make him think
+himself highly rewarded by the love of so frank and so right an heart.
+
+There now!--Will that do, my Miss Mulso?
+
+I laid indeed a heavy hand on the good Clarissa. But I had begun with
+her, with a view to the future saint in her character; and could she,
+but by sufferings, shine as she does?
+
+Do you, my dear child, look upon me as your paternal friend.
+
+
+
+
+LADY MARY WORTLEY MONTAGU
+
+1689-1762
+
+
+
+TO THE COUNTESS OF MAR
+
+_The Viennese court_
+
+
+Vienna, 14 _Sept_. o.s. [1716].
+
+Though I have so lately troubled you, my dear sister, with a long
+letter, yet I will keep my promise in giving you an account of my
+first going to court.
+
+In order to that ceremony, I was squeezed up in a gown, and adorned
+with a gorget and the other implements thereunto belonging: a dress
+very inconvenient, but which certainly shews the neck and shape
+to great advantage. I cannot forbear in this place giving you some
+description of the fashions here, which are more monstrous and
+contrary to all common sense and reason, than 'tis possible for you
+to imagine. They build certain fabrics of gauze on their heads about
+a yard high, consisting of three or four stories, fortified with
+numberless yards of heavy ribbon. The foundation of this structure is
+a thing they call a _Bourle_, which is exactly of the same shape
+and kind, but about four times as big, as those rolls our prudent
+milk-maids make use of to fix their pails upon. This machine they
+cover with their own hair, which they mix with a great deal of false,
+it being a particular beauty to have their heads too large to go into
+a moderate tub. Their hair is prodigiously powdered, to conceal the
+mixture, and set out with three or four rows of bodkins (wonderfully
+large, that stick two or three inches from their hair), made of
+diamonds, pearls, red, green, and yellow stones, that it certainly
+requires as much art and experience to carry the load upright, as to
+dance upon May-day with the garland. Their whalebone petticoats outdo
+ours by several yards circumference, and cover some acres of ground.
+
+You may easily suppose how much this extraordinary dress sets off and
+improves the natural ugliness with which God Almighty has been pleased
+to endow them all generally. Even the lovely empress herself is
+obliged to comply, in some degree, with these absurd fashions, which
+they would not quit for all the world. I had a private audience
+(according to ceremony) of half an hour, and then all the other ladies
+were permitted to come make their court. I was perfectly charmed
+with the empress: I cannot, however, tell you that her features are
+regular; her eyes are not large, but have a lively look, full of
+sweetness; her complexion the finest I ever saw; her nose and forehead
+well-made, but her mouth has ten thousand charms that touch the
+soul. When she smiles, 'tis with a beauty and sweetness that force
+adoration. She has a vast quantity of fine fair hair; but then her
+person!--one must speak of it poetically to do it rigid justice; all
+that the poets have said of the mien of Juno, the air of Venus, comes
+not up to the truth. The Graces move with her; the famous statue of
+Medicis was not formed with more delicate proportion; nothing can be
+added to the beauty of her neck and hands. Till I saw them, I did not
+believe there were any in nature so perfect, and I was almost sorry
+that my rank here did not permit me to kiss them; but they are kissed
+sufficiently; for every body that waits on her pays that homage at
+their entrance, and when they take leave.
+
+When the ladies were come in, she sat down to Quinze. I could not play
+at a game I had never seen before, and she ordered me a seat at her
+right hand, and had the goodness to talk to me very much, with that
+grace so natural to her. I expected every moment when the men were to
+come in to pay their court; but this drawing-room is very different
+from that of England; no man enters it but the old grand-master, who
+comes in to advertize the empress of the approach of the emperor.
+His imperial majesty did me the honour of speaking to me in a very
+obliging manner; but he never speaks to any of the other ladies; and
+the whole passes with a gravity and air of ceremony that has something
+very formal in it.
+
+The empress Amelia, dowager of the late emperor Joseph, came
+this evening to wait on the reigning empress, followed by the two
+archduchesses her daughters, who are very agreeable young princesses.
+Their imperial majesties rise and go to meet her at the door of the
+room, after which she is seated in an armed chair, next the empress,
+and in the same manner at supper, and there the men had the permission
+of paying their Court. The archduchesses sit on chairs with backs
+without arms. The table is entirely served, and all the dishes set on
+by the empress's maids of honour, which are twelve young ladies of the
+first quality. They have no salary, but their chambers at court, where
+they live in a sort of confinement, not being suffered to go to the
+assemblies or public places in town, except in compliment to the
+wedding of a sister maid, whom the empress always presents with her
+picture set in diamonds. The three first of them are called _Ladies
+of the Key_, and wear gold keys by their sides; but what I find most
+pleasant, is the custom which obliges them, as long as they live,
+after they have left the empress's service, to make her some present
+every year on the day of her feast. Her majesty is served by no
+married women but the _grande maitresse_, who is generally a widow of
+the first quality, always very old, and is at the same time groom of
+the stole, and mother of the maids. The dresses are not at all in the
+figure they pretend to in England, being looked upon no otherwise than
+as downright chambermaids.
+
+I had audience next day of the empress mother, a princess of great
+virtue and goodness, but who piques herself so much on a violent
+devotion; she is perpetually performing extraordinary acts of penance,
+without having ever done anything to deserve them. She has the same
+number of maids of honour, whom she suffers to go in colours; but she
+herself never quits her mourning; and sure nothing can be more dismal
+than the mourning here, even for a brother. There is not the least bit
+of linen to be seen; all black crape instead of it. The neck, ears,
+and side of the face covered with a plaited piece of the same stuff,
+and the face that peeps out in the midst of it, looks as if it were
+pilloried. The widows wear, over and above, a crape forehead cloth;
+and in this solemn weed go to all the public places of diversion
+without scruple. The next day I was to wait on the empress Amelia, who
+is now at her palace of retirement half a mile from the town. I had
+there the pleasure of seeing a diversion wholly new to me, but which
+is the common amusement of this court. The empress herself was seated
+on a little throne at the end of a fine alley in the garden, and on
+each side of her were ranged two parties of her ladies of honour with
+other young ladies of quality, headed by the two young archduchesses,
+all dressed in their hair full of jewels, with fine light guns in
+their hands; and at proper distances were placed three oval pictures,
+which were the marks to be shot at. The first was that of a CUPID,
+filling a bumper of Burgundy, and this motto, '_Tis easy to be valiant
+here_. The second a FORTUNE, holding a garland in her hand, the motto,
+_For her whom Fortune favours_. The third was a SWORD, with a laurel
+wreath on the point, the motto, _Here is no shame to the vanquished_.
+Near the empress was a gilded trophy wreathed with flowers, and made
+of little crooks, on which were hung rich Turkish handkerchiefs,
+tippets, ribbons, laces, etc., for the small prizes. The empress gave
+the first with her own hand, which was a fine ruby ring set round
+with diamonds, in a gold snuff-box. There was for the second, a little
+Cupid set with brilliants; and besides these, a set of fine china for
+a tea-table enchased in gold, japan trunks, fans, and many gallantries
+of the same nature. All the men of quality at Vienna were spectators;
+but only the ladies had permission to shoot, and the Archduchess
+Amelia carried off the first prize. I was very well pleased with
+having seen this entertainment, and I do not know but it might make as
+good a figure as the prize-shooting in the _Eneid_, if I could write
+as well as Virgil. This is the favourite pleasure of the emperor, and
+there is rarely a week without some feast of this kind, which makes
+the young ladies skilful enough to defend a fort, and they laughed
+very much to see me afraid to handle a gun.
+
+My dear sister, you will easily pardon an abrupt conclusion. I
+believe, by this time, you are ready to fear I would never conclude at
+all.
+
+
+
+To MRS. SARAH CHISWELL
+
+_Ingrafting for small-pox_
+
+
+Adrianople, 1 _April_, O.S. [1717].
+
+In my opinion, dear S., I ought rather to quarrel with you for not
+answering my Nimeguen letter of August till December, than to excuse
+my not writing again till now. I am sure there is on my side a very
+good excuse for silence, having gone such tiresome land-journeys,
+though I don't find the conclusion of them so bad as you seem to
+imagine. I am very easy here, and not in the solitude you fancy me.
+The great number of Greek, French, English, and Italians, that are
+under our protection, make their court to me from morning till night;
+and, I'll assure you, are many of them very fine ladies; for there is
+no possibility for a Christian to live easily under this government
+but by the protection of an embassador--and the richer they are, the
+greater their danger.
+
+Those dreadful stories you have heard of the plague have very little
+foundation in truth. I own I have much ado to reconcile myself to the
+sound of a word which has always given me such terrible ideas, though
+I am convinced there is little more in it than a fever. As a proof we
+passed through two or three towns most violently infected. In the
+very next house where we lay (in one of them) two persons died of it.
+Luckily for me, I knew nothing of the matter; and I was made believe,
+that our second cook who fell ill here, had only a great cold.
+However, we left our doctor to take care of him, and yesterday they
+both arrived here in good health; and now I am let into the secret
+that he has had the _plague_. There are many that escape it; neither
+is the air ever infected. I am persuaded that it would be as easy to
+root it out here as out of Italy and France; but it does so little
+mischief, they are not very solicitous about it, and are content to
+suffer this distemper instead of our variety, which they are utterly
+unacquainted with.
+
+_A propos_ of distempers: I am going to tell you a thing that I am
+sure will make you wish yourself here. The small-pox, so fatal and
+so general among us, is here entirely harmless by the invention of
+_ingrafting_, which is the term they give it. There is a set of
+old women who make it their business to perform the operation every
+autumn, in the month of September, when the great heat is abated.
+People send to one another to know if any of their family has a mind
+to have the small-pox: they make parties for this purpose, and when
+they are met (commonly fifteen or sixteen together) the old woman
+comes with a nut-shell full of the matter of the best sort of
+small-pox, and asks what veins you please to have opened. She
+immediately rips open that you offer to her with a large needle (which
+gives you no more pain than a common scratch), and puts into the vein
+as much venom as can lie upon the head of her needle, and after that
+binds up the little wound with a hollow bit of shell; and in this
+manner opens four or five veins. The Grecians have commonly the
+superstition of opening one in the middle of the forehead, in each
+arm, and on the breast, to mark the sign of the cross; but this has
+a very ill effect, all these wounds leaving little scars, and is not
+done by those that are not superstitious, who choose to have them in
+the legs, or that part of the arm that is concealed. The children
+or young patients play together all the rest of the day, and are in
+perfect health to the eighth. Then the fever begins to seize them,
+and they keep their beds two days, very seldom three. They have very
+rarely above twenty or thirty in their faces, which never mark; and in
+eight days' time they are as well as before their illness. Where they
+are wounded, there remain running sores during the distemper, which I
+don't doubt is a great relief to it. Every year thousands undergo this
+operation; and the French embassador says pleasantly, that they take
+the small-pox here by way of diversion, as they take the waters in
+other countries. There is no example of any one that has died in it;
+and you may believe I am very well satisfied of the safety of the
+experiment, since I intend to try it on my dear little son.
+
+I am patriot enough to take pains to bring this useful invention into
+fashion in England; and I should not fail to write to some of our
+doctors very particularly about it, if I knew any one of them that
+I thought had virtue enough to destroy such a considerable branch
+of their revenue for the good of mankind. But that distemper is too
+beneficial to them not to expose to all their resentment the hardy
+wight that should undertake to put an end to it. Perhaps, if I live
+to return, I may, however, have courage to war with them. Upon this
+occasion admire the heroism in the heart of your friend.
+
+
+
+
+TO THE COUNTESS OF BRISTOL
+
+_The Grand Signior a slave_
+
+
+Adrianople, 1 _April_, o.s. 1717.
+
+As I never can forget the smallest of your ladyship's commands, my
+first business here has been to inquire after the stuffs you ordered
+me to look for, without being able to find what you would like. The
+difference of the dress here and at London is so great, the same sort
+of things are not proper for _caftans_ and _manteaus_. However, I will
+not give over my search, but renew it again at Constantinople, though
+I have reason to believe there is nothing finer than what is to
+be found here, being the present residence of the court. The Grand
+Signior's eldest daughter was married some few days before I came; and
+upon that occasion the Turkish ladies display all their magnificence.
+The bride was conducted to her husband's house in very great
+splendour. She is widow of the late Vizier, who was killed at
+Peterwaradin, though that ought rather to be called a contract than a
+marriage, not having ever lived with him: however, the greatest part
+of his wealth is hers. He had the permission of visiting her in the
+seraglio; and, being one of the handsomest men in the empire, had very
+much engaged her affections.--When she saw this second husband, who is
+at least fifty, she could not forbear bursting into tears. He is a man
+of merit, and the declared favourite of the Sultan (which they call
+_mosayp_); but that is not enough to make him pleasing in the eyes of
+a girl of thirteen.
+
+The government here is entirely in the hands of the army: and the
+Grand Signior, with all his absolute power, as much a slave as any of
+his subjects, and trembles at a janissary's frown. Here is, indeed,
+a much greater appearance of subjection than among us: a minister of
+state is not spoken to, but upon the knee; should a reflection on his
+conduct be dropped in a coffee-house (for they have spies everywhere),
+the house would be razed to the ground, and perhaps the whole company
+put to the torture. No huzzaing mobs, senseless pamphlets, and tavern
+disputes about politics:
+
+ A consequential ill that freedom draws;
+ A bad effect,--but from a noble cause.
+
+None of our harmless calling names! but when a minister here
+displeases the people, in three hours' time he is dragged even from
+his master's arms. They cut off his hands, head, and feet, and throw
+them before the palace gate, with all the respect in the world; while
+that Sultan (to whom they all profess an unlimited adoration) sits
+trembling in his apartment, and dare neither defend nor revenge his
+favourite. This is the blessed condition of the most absolute monarch
+upon earth, who owns no _law_ but his _will_. I cannot help wishing,
+in the loyalty of my heart, that the parliament would send hither a
+ship-load of your passive-obedient men, that they might see arbitrary
+government in its clearest strongest light, where it is hard to judge
+whether the prince, people, or ministers, are most miserable. I could
+make many reflections on this subject; but I know, madam, your own
+good sense has already furnished you with better than I am capable of.
+
+I went yesterday with the French embassadors to see the Grand Signior
+in his passage to the mosque. He was preceded by a numerous guard of
+janissaries, with vast white feathers on their heads, _spahis_
+and _bostangees_ (these are foot and horse guards), and the royal
+gardeners, which are a very considerable body of men, dressed in
+different habits of fine lively colours, that, at a distance,
+they appeared like a parterre of tulips. After them the aga of the
+janissaries, in a robe of purple velvet, lined with silver tissue,
+his horse led by two slaves richly dressed. Next him the _Kyzlar-aga_
+(your ladyship knows this is the chief guardian of the seraglio
+ladies) in a deep yellow cloth (which suited very well to his black
+face) lined with sables, and last his Sublimity himself, in green
+lined with the fur of a black Muscovite fox, which is supposed worth
+a thousand pounds sterling, mounted on a fine horse, with furniture
+embroidered with jewels. Six more horses richly furnished were led
+after him; and two of his principal courtiers bore, one his gold, and
+the other his silver coffee-pot, on a staff; another carried a silver
+stool on his head for him to sit on.
+
+It would be too tedious to tell your ladyship the various dresses
+and turbans by which their rank is distinguished; but they were
+all extremely rich and gay, to the number of some thousands; that,
+perhaps, there cannot be seen a more beautiful procession. The Sultan
+appeared to us a handsome man of about forty, with a very graceful
+air, but something severe in his countenance, his eyes very full and
+black. He happened to stop under the window where we stood, and (I
+suppose being told who we were) looked upon us very attentively,
+that we had full leisure to consider him, and the French embassadress
+agreed with me as to his good mien: I see that lady very often; she is
+young, and her conversation would be a great relief to me, if I could
+persuade her to live without those forms and ceremonies that make
+life formal and tiresome. But she is so delighted with her guards, her
+four-and-twenty footmen, gentlemen ushers, etc., that she would rather
+die than make me a visit without them: not to reckon a coachful of
+attending damsels yclep'd maids of honour. What vexes me is, that as
+long as she will visit with a troublesome equipage, I am obliged to do
+the same: however, our mutual interest makes us much together.
+
+I went with her the other day all round the town, in an open gilt
+chariot, with our joint train of attendants, preceded by our guards,
+who might have summoned the people to see what they had never seen,
+nor ever would see again--two young Christian embassadresses never yet
+having been in this country at the same time, nor I believe ever will
+again. Your ladyship may easily imagine that we drew a vast crowd
+of spectators, but all silent as death. If any of them had taken the
+liberties of our mob upon any strange sight, our janissaries had made
+no scruple of falling on them with their scimitars, without danger for
+so doing, being above law.
+
+Yet these people have some good qualities; they are very zealous and
+faithful where they serve, and look upon it as their business to fight
+for you upon all occasions. Of this I had a very pleasant instance in
+a village on this side Philipopolis, where we were met by our domestic
+guard. I happened to bespeak pigeons for my supper, upon which one of
+my janissaries went immediately to the Cadi (the chief civil officer
+of the town), and ordered him to send in some dozens. The poor man
+answered that he had already sent about, but could get none. My
+janissary, in the height of his zeal for my service, immediately
+locked him up prisoner in his room, telling him he deserved death for
+his impudence, in offering to excuse his not obeying my command; but,
+out of respect to me, he would not punish him but by my order, and
+accordingly, came very gravely to me, to ask what should be done to
+him; adding, by way of compliment, that if I pleased he would bring me
+his head. This may give you some idea of the unlimited power of these
+fellows, who are all sworn brothers, and bound to revenge the injuries
+done to one another, whether at Cairo, Aleppo, or any part of the
+world; and this inviolable league makes them so powerful, that the
+greatest man at court never speaks to them but in a flattering
+tone; and in Asia, any man that is rich is forced to enrol himself a
+janissary, to secure his estate.
+
+But I have already said enough; and I dare swear, dear madam, that, by
+this time, 'tis a very comfortable reflection to you that there is no
+possibility of your receiving such a tedious letter but once in
+six months; 'tis that consideration has given me the assurance to
+entertain you so long, and will, I hope, plead the excuse of, dear
+madam, &c.
+
+
+
+To THE COUNTESS OF MAR
+
+_The Grand Vizier's lady_
+
+
+Adrianople, 18 _April_, O.S. [1717].
+
+I wrote to you, dear sister, and to all my other English
+correspondents, by the last ship, and only Heaven can tell when I
+shall have another opportunity of sending to you; but I cannot forbear
+writing, though perhaps my letter may lie upon my hands this two
+months. To confess the truth, my head is so full of my entertainment
+yesterday, that 'tis absolutely necessary for my own repose to give it
+some vent. Without farther preface, I will then begin my story. I was
+invited to dine with the Grand Vizier's lady, and it was with a great
+deal of pleasure I prepared myself for an entertainment which was
+never given before to any Christian. I thought I should very little
+satisfy her curiosity (which I did not doubt was a considerable
+motive to the invitation) by going in a dress she was used to see, and
+therefore dressed myself in the court habit of Vienna, which is much
+more magnificent than ours. However, I chose to go _incognita_, to
+avoid any disputes about ceremony, and went in a Turkish coach, only
+attended by my woman that held up my train, and the Greek lady who was
+my interpretress. I was met at the court door by her black eunuch,
+who helped me out of the coach with great respect, and conducted me
+through several rooms, where her she-slaves, finely dressed, were
+ranged on each side. In the innermost I found the lady sitting on her
+sofa, in a sable vest. She advanced to meet me, and presented me half
+a dozen of her friends with great civility. She seemed a very good
+woman, near fifty years old. I was surprised to observe so little
+magnificence in her house, the furniture being all very moderate; and
+except the habits and number of her slaves, nothing about her that
+appeared expensive. She guessed at my thoughts, and told me that
+she was no longer of an age to spend either her time or money in
+superfluities; that her whole expense was in charity, and her whole
+employment praying to God. There was no affectation in this speech;
+both she and her husband are entirely given up to devotion. He never
+looks upon any other woman; and, what is much more extraordinary,
+touches no bribes, notwithstanding the example of all his
+predecessors. He is so scrupulous on this point, he would not accept
+Mr. Wortley's present, till he had been assured over and over that
+it was a settled perquisite of his place at the entrance of every
+ambassador.
+
+She entertained me with all kind of civility till dinner came in,
+which was served, one dish at a time, to a vast number, all finely
+dressed after their manner, which I do not think so bad as you have
+perhaps heard it represented. I am a very good judge of their eating,
+having lived three weeks in the house of an _effendi_ at Belgrade, who
+gave us very magnificent dinners, dressed by his own cooks, which the
+first week pleased me extremely; but I own I then began to grow weary
+of it, and desired our own cook might add a dish or two after our
+manner. But I attribute this to custom. I am very much inclined to
+believe an Indian, that had never tasted of either, would prefer their
+cookery to ours. Their sauces are very high, all the roast very much
+done. They use a great deal of rich spice. The soup is served for the
+last dish; and they have at least as great variety of ragouts as we
+have. I was very sorry I could not eat of as many as the good lady
+would have had me, who was very earnest in serving me of everything.
+The treat concluded with coffee and perfumes, which is a high mark
+of respect; two slaves kneeling censed my hair, clothes, and
+handkerchief. After this ceremony, she commanded her slaves to play
+and dance, which they did with their guitars in their hands; and
+she excused to me their want of skill, saying she took no care to
+accomplish them in that art.
+
+I returned her thanks, and soon after took my leave. I was conducted
+back in the same manner I entered; and would have gone straight to my
+own house; but the Greek lady with me earnestly solicited me to visit
+the _Kiyaya's_ lady, saying, he was the second officer in the empire,
+and ought indeed to be looked upon as the first, the Grand Vizier
+having only the name, while he exercised the authority. I had found so
+little diversion in this harem, that I had no mind to go into another.
+But her importunity prevailed with me, and I am extreme glad that I
+was so complaisant.
+
+All things here were with quite another air than at the Grand
+Vizier's; and the very house confessed the difference between an old
+devotee and a young beauty. It was nicely clean and magnificent. I
+was met at the door by two black eunuchs, who led me through a long
+gallery between two ranks of beautiful young girls, with their hair
+finely plaited, almost hanging to their feet, all dressed in fine
+light damasks, brocaded with silver. I was sorry that decency did not
+permit me to stop to consider them nearer. But that thought was lost
+upon my entrance into a large room, or rather pavilion, built round
+with gilded sashes, which were most of them thrown up, and the trees
+planted near them gave an agreeable shade, which hindered the sun from
+being troublesome. The jessamines and honeysuckles that twisted round
+their trunks, shedding a soft perfume, increased by a white marble
+fountain playing sweet water in the lower part of the room, which fell
+into three or four basins with a pleasing sound. The roof was painted
+with all sort of flowers, falling out of gilded baskets, that seemed
+tumbling down. On a sofa, raised three steps, and covered with fine
+Persian carpets, sat the _Kiyaya's_ lady, leaning on cushions of white
+satin, embroidered; and at her feet sat two young girls, the eldest
+about twelve years old, lovely as angels, dressed perfectly rich, and
+almost covered with jewels. But they were hardly seen near the fair
+Fatima (for that is her name), so much her beauty effaced every thing
+I have seen, all that has been called lovely either in England
+or Germany, and must own that I never saw any thing so gloriously
+beautiful, nor can I recollect a face that would have been taken
+notice of near hers. She stood up to receive me, saluting me after
+their fashion, putting her hand upon her heart with a sweetness
+full of majesty, that no court breeding could ever give. She ordered
+cushions to be given to me, and took care to place me in the corner,
+which is the place of honour. I confess, though the Greek lady had
+before given me a great opinion of her beauty, I was so struck with
+admiration, that I could not for some time speak to her, being wholly
+taken up in gazing. That surprising harmony of features! that charming
+result of the whole! that exact proportion of body! that lovely bloom
+of complexion unsullied by art! the unutterable enchantment of her
+smile!--But her eyes!--large and black, with all the soft languishment
+of the blue! every turn of her face discovering some new charm.
+
+After my first surprise was over, I endeavoured, by nicely examining
+her face, to find out some imperfection, without any fruit of my
+search, but being clearly convinced of the error of that vulgar
+notion, that a face perfectly regular would not be agreeable: nature
+having done for her with more success, what Apelles is said to have
+essayed, by a collection of the most exact features, to form a perfect
+face, and to that, a behaviour, so full of grace and sweetness, such
+easy motions, with an air so majestic, yet free from stiffness or
+affectation, that I am persuaded, could she be suddenly transported
+upon the most polite throne of Europe, nobody would think her other
+than born and bred to be a queen, though educated in a country we call
+barbarous. To say all in a word, our most celebrated English beauties
+would vanish near her.
+
+She was dressed in a _caftan_ of gold brocade, flowered with silver,
+very well fitted to her shape, and shewing to advantage the beauty
+of her bosom, only shaded by the thin guaze of her shift. Her
+drawers were pale pink, green and silver, her slippers white, finely
+embroidered; her lovely arms adorned with bracelets of diamonds, and
+her broad girdle set round with diamonds; upon her head a rich Turkish
+handkerchief of pink and silver, her own fine black hair hanging a
+great length in various tresses, and on one side of her head some
+bodkins of jewels. I am afraid you will accuse me of extravagance
+in this description. I think I have read somewhere that women always
+speak in rapture when they speak of beauty, but I cannot imagine why
+they should not be allowed to do so. I rather think it virtue to be
+able to admire without any mixture of desire or envy. The gravest
+writers have spoken with great warmth of some celebrated pictures
+and statues. The workmanship of Heaven certainly excels all our weak
+imitations, and, I think, has a much better claim to our praise. For
+me, I am not ashamed to own I took more pleasure in looking on the
+beauteous Fatima, than the finest piece of sculpture could have given
+me.
+
+She told me the two girls at her feet were her daughters, though she
+appeared too young to be their mother. Her fair maids were ranged
+below the sofa, to the number of twenty, and put me in mind of the
+pictures of the ancient nymphs. I did not think all nature could have
+furnished such a scene of beauty. She made them a sign to play and
+dance. Four of them immediately began to play some soft airs on
+instruments between a lute and a guitar, which they accompanied
+with their voices, while the others danced by turns. This dance
+was very different from what I had seen before. Nothing could
+be more artful.... The tunes so soft!--the motions so
+languishing!--accompanied with pauses and dying eyes! half-falling
+back, and then recovering themselves in so artful a manner.... I
+suppose you may have read that the Turks have no music but what is
+shocking to the ears; but this account is from those who never heard
+any, but what is played in the streets, and is just as reasonable as
+if a foreigner should take his ideas of the English music from the
+bladder and string, and marrowbone and cleavers. I can assure you that
+the music is extremely pathetic; 'tis true I am inclined to prefer the
+Italian, but perhaps I am partial. I am acquainted with a Greek lady
+who sings better than Mrs. Robinson, and is very well skilled in both,
+who gives the preference to the Turkish. 'Tis certain they have very
+fine natural voices; these were very agreeable. When the dance was
+over, four fair slaves came into the room with silver censers in their
+hands, and perfumed the room with amber, aloes-wood, and other scents.
+After this they served me coffee upon their knees in the finest japan
+china, with _soucoupes_ of silver, gilt. The lovely Fatima entertained
+me all this while in the most polite agreeable manner, calling me
+often _Guzel sultanum_, or the beautiful sultana, and desiring my
+friendship with the best grace in the world, lamenting that she could
+not entertain me in my own language.
+
+When I took my leave, two maids brought in a fine silver basket of
+embroidered handkerchiefs; she begged I would wear the richest for her
+sake, and gave the others to my woman and interpretress. I returned
+through the same ceremonies as before, and could not help fancying I
+had been some time in Mahomet's paradise, so much I was charmed with
+what I had seen. I know not how the relation of it appears to you.
+I wish it may give you part of my pleasure; for I would have my dear
+sister share in all the diversions of, &c.
+
+
+
+To THE COUNTESS OF BUTE
+
+_Her grand-daughter's education_
+
+
+28 _Jan_. N.S. [1753].
+
+Dear child,
+
+You have given me a great deal of satisfaction by your account of
+your eldest daughter. I am particularly pleased to hear she is a good
+arithmetician; it is the best proof of understanding: the knowledge of
+numbers is one of the chief distinctions between us and the brutes.
+If there is anything in blood, you may reasonably expect your children
+should be endowed with an uncommon share of good sense. Mr. Wortley's
+family and mine have both produced some of the greatest men that have
+been born in England: I mean Admiral Sandwich, and my grandfather,
+who was distinguished by the name of Wise William. I have heard Lord
+Bute's father mentioned as an extraordinary genius, though he had not
+many opportunities of showing it; and his uncle, the present Duke of
+Argyll, has one of the best heads I ever knew. I will therefore
+speak to you as supposing Lady Mary not only capable, but desirous
+of learning: in that case by all means let her be indulged in it. You
+will tell me I did not make it a part of your education: your prospect
+was very different from hers. As you had no defect either in mind
+or person to hinder, and much in your circumstances to attract the
+highest offers, it seemed your business to learn how to live in the
+world, as it is hers to know how to be easy out of it. It is the
+common error of builders and parents to follow some plan they think
+beautiful (and perhaps is so), without considering that nothing is
+beautiful that is displaced. Hence we see so many edifices raised that
+the raisers can never inhabit, being too large for their fortunes.
+Vistas are laid open over barren heaths, and apartments contrived
+for a coolness very agreeable in Italy, but killing in the north of
+Britain: thus every woman endeavours to breed her daughter a fine
+lady, qualifying her for a station in which she will never appear, and
+at the same time incapacitating her for that retirement to which she
+is destined. Learning, if she has a real taste for it, will not only
+make her contented, but happy in it. No entertainment is so cheap as
+reading, nor any pleasure so lasting. She will not want new fashions,
+nor regret the loss of expensive diversions, or variety of company,
+if she can be amused with an author in her closet. To render this
+amusement extensive, she should be permitted to learn the languages.
+I have heard it lamented that boys lose so many years in mere learning
+of words: this is no objection to a girl, whose time is not so
+precious: she cannot advance herself in any profession, and has
+therefore more hours to spare; and as you say her memory is good, she
+will be very agreeably employed this way. There are two cautions to
+be given on this subject: first, not to think herself learned when
+she can read Latin, or even Greek. Languages are more properly to be
+called vehicles of learning than learning itself, as may be observed
+in many schoolmasters, who, though perhaps critics in grammar, are the
+most ignorant fellows upon earth. True knowledge consists in knowing
+things, not words. I would wish her no further a linguist than to
+enable her to read books in their originals, that are often corrupted,
+and always injured, by translations. Two hours' application every
+morning will bring this about much sooner than you can imagine, and
+she will have leisure enough besides to run over the English poetry,
+which is a more important part of a woman's education than it is
+generally supposed. Many a young damsel has been ruined by a fine copy
+of verses, which she would have laughed at if she had known it had
+been stolen from Mr. Waller. I remember, when I was a girl, I saved
+one of my companions from destruction, who communicated to me an
+epistle she was quite charmed with. As she had a natural good taste,
+she observed the lines were not so smooth as Prior's or Pope's, but
+had more thought and spirit than any of theirs. She was wonderfully
+delighted with such a demonstration of her lover's sense and passion,
+and not a little pleased with her own charms, that had force enough
+to inspire such elegancies. In the midst of this triumph I showed
+her that they were taken from Randolph's poems, and the unfortunate
+transcriber was dismissed with the scorn he deserved. To say truth,
+the poor plagiary was very unlucky to fall into my hands; that
+author being no longer in fashion, would have escaped any one of less
+universal reading than myself. You should encourage your daughter to
+talk over with you what she reads; and, as you are very capable of
+distinguishing, take care she does not mistake pert folly for wit
+and humour, or rhyme for poetry, which are the common errors of young
+people, and have a train of ill consequences. The second caution to
+be given her (and which is most absolutely necessary) is to conceal
+whatever learning she attains, with as much solicitude as she would
+hide crookedness or lameness; the parade of it can only serve to draw
+on her the envy, and consequently the most inveterate hatred, of all
+he and she fools, which will certainly be at least three parts in four
+of all her acquaintance. The use of knowledge in our sex, besides the
+amusement of solitude, is to moderate the passions, and learn to be
+contented with a small expense, which are the certain effects of a
+studious life; and it may be preferable even to that fame which men
+have engrossed to themselves, and will not suffer us to share.
+You will tell me I have not observed this rule myself; but you
+are mistaken: it is only inevitable accident that has given me any
+reputation that way. I have always carefully avoided it, and ever
+thought it a misfortune. The explanation of this paragraph would
+occasion a long digression, which I will not trouble you with, it
+being my present design only to say what I think useful for the
+instruction of my granddaughter, which I have much at heart. If she
+has the same inclination (I should say passion) for learning that I
+was born with, history, geography, and philosophy will furnish her
+with materials to pass away cheerfully a longer life than is allotted
+to mortals. I believe there are few heads capable of making Sir I.
+Newton's calculations, but the result of them is not difficult to be
+understood by a moderate capacity. Do not fear this should make her
+affect the character of Lady----, or Lady----, or Mrs.----: those
+women are ridiculous, not because they have learning, but because they
+have it not. One thinks herself a complete historian, after reading
+Echard's Roman History; another a profound philosopher, having got
+by heart some of Pope's unintelligible essays; and a third an able
+divine, on the strength of Whitefield's sermons: thus you hear them
+screaming politics and controversy.
+
+It is a saying of Thucydides, ignorance is bold, and knowledge
+reserved. Indeed, it is impossible to be far advanced in it without
+being more humbled by a conviction of human ignorance than elated by
+learning. At the same time I recommend books, I neither exclude work
+nor drawing. I think it as scandalous for a woman not to know how to
+use a needle, as for a man not to know how to use a sword. I was once
+extremely fond of my pencil, and it was a great mortification to
+me when my father turned off my master, having made a considerable
+progress for a short time I learnt. My over-eagerness in the pursuit
+of it had brought a weakness on my eyes, that made it necessary to
+leave it off; and all the advantage I got was the improvement of my
+hand. I see, by hers, that practice will make her a ready writer:
+she may attain it by serving you for a secretary, when your health or
+affairs make it troublesome to you to write yourself; and custom will
+make it an agreeable amusement to her. She cannot have too many for
+that station of life which will probably be her fate. The ultimate end
+of your education was to make you a good wife (and I have the comfort
+to hear that you are one): hers ought to be, to make her happy in
+a virgin state. I will not say it is happier; but it is undoubtedly
+safer than any marriage. In a lottery, where there are (at the lowest
+computation) ten thousand blanks to a prize, it is the most prudent
+choice not to venture. I have always been so thoroughly persuaded of
+this truth, that, notwithstanding the flattering views I had for you
+(as I never intended you a sacrifice to my vanity), I thought I owed
+you the justice to lay before you all the hazards attending matrimony:
+you may recollect I did so in the strongest manner. Perhaps you may
+have more success in the instructing your daughter: she has so much
+company at home, she will not need seeking it abroad, and will more
+readily take the notions you think fit to give her. As you were alone
+in my family, it would have been thought a great cruelty to suffer
+you no companions of your own age, especially having so many near
+relations, and I do not wonder their opinions influenced yours. I was
+not sorry to see you not determined on a single life, knowing it was
+not your father's intention, and contented myself with endeavouring to
+make your home so easy that you might not be in haste to leave it.
+
+I am afraid you will think this a very long and insignificant letter.
+I hope the kindness of the design will excuse it, being willing to
+give you every proof in my power that I am,
+
+Your most affectionate mother.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Fielding and other authors_
+
+
+Lovere, 22 _Sept_. [1755].
+
+MY DEAR CHILD,
+
+I received, two days ago, the box of books you were so kind to
+send; but I can scarce say whether my pleasure or disappointment was
+greatest. I was much pleased to see before me a fund of amusement, but
+heartily vexed to find your letter consisting only of three lines
+and a half. Why will you not employ Lady Mary as secretary, if it is
+troublesome to you to write? I have told you over and over, you may at
+the same time oblige your mother and improve your daughter, both
+which I should think very agreeable to yourself. You can never want
+something to say. The history of your nursery, if you had no other
+subject to write on, would be very acceptable to me. I am such a
+stranger to everything in England, I should be glad to hear more
+particulars relating to the families I am acquainted with: if
+Miss Liddel marries the Lord Euston I knew, or his nephew, who has
+succeeded him; if Lord Berkeley has left children; and several trifles
+of that sort, that would be a satisfaction to my curiosity. I am
+sorry for H. Fielding's death, not only as I shall read no more of his
+writings, but I believe he lost more than others, as no man enjoyed
+life more than he did, though few had less reason to do so, the
+highest of his preferment being raking in the lowest sinks of vice and
+misery. I should think it a nobler and less nauseous employment to
+be one of the staff officers that conduct the nocturnal weddings.
+His happy constitution (even when he had, with great pains, half
+demolished it) made him forget everything when he was before a venison
+pasty, or over a flask of champagne; and I am persuaded he has known
+more happy moments than any prince upon earth. His natural spirits
+gave him rapture with his cook-maid, and cheerfulness when he was
+starving in a garret. There was a great similitude between his
+character and that of Sir Richard Steele. He had the advantage both
+in learning, and, in my opinion, genius: they both agreed in wanting
+money in spite of all their friends, and would have wanted it, if
+their hereditary lands had been as extensive as their imagination;
+yet each one of them so formed for happiness, it is a pity he was not
+immortal.... This Richardson is a strange fellow. I heartily
+despise him, and eagerly read him, nay, sob over his works in a most
+scandalous manner. The first two tomes of _Clarissa_ touched me, as
+being very resembling to my maiden days; and I find in the pictures of
+Sir Thomas Grandison and his lady, what I have heard of my mother, and
+seen of my father....
+
+
+
+
+PHILIP DORMER STANHOPE, EARL
+ OF CHESTERFIELD
+
+1694-1773
+
+
+
+TO HIS SON
+
+_Dancing_
+
+
+Dublin Castle, 29 _Nov_. 1745.
+
+DEAR BOY,
+
+I have received your last Saturday's performance, with which I am very
+well satisfied. I know or have heard of no Mr. St. Maurice here; and
+young Pain, whom I have made an ensign, was here upon the spot, as
+were every one of those I have named in these new levies.
+
+Now that the Christmas breaking-up draws near, I have ordered Mr.
+Desnoyers to go to you, during that time, to teach you to dance. I
+desire that you will particularly attend to the graceful motion of
+your arms; which with the manner of putting on your hat, and giving
+your hand, is all that a gentleman need attend to. Dancing is
+in itself a very trifling, silly thing; but it is one of those
+established follies to which people of sense are sometimes obliged
+to conform; and then they should be able to do it well. And though I
+would not have you a dancer, yet when you do dance, I would have you
+dance well; as I would have you do everything you do, well. There is
+no one thing so trifling, but which (if it is to be done at all) ought
+to be done well; and I have often told you that I wish you even
+played at pitch, and cricket, better than any boy at Westminster. For
+instance, dress is a very foolish thing; and yet it is a very foolish
+thing for a man not to be well dressed, according to his rank and
+way of life; and it is so far from being a disparagement to any man's
+understanding, that it is rather a proof of it, to be as well dressed
+as those whom he lives with: the difference in this case between a man
+of sense and a fop is, that the fop values himself upon his dress; and
+the man of sense laughs at it, at the same time that he knows he must
+not neglect it. There are a thousand foolish customs of this kind,
+which not being criminal, must be complied with, and even cheerfully,
+by men of sense. Diogenes the cynic was a wise man for despising them;
+but a fool for showing it. Be wiser than other people if you can; but
+do not tell them so.
+
+It is a very fortunate thing for Sir Charles Hotham, to have fallen
+into the hands of one of your age, experience, and knowledge of the
+world: I am persuaded you will take infinite care of him. Goodnight.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A good enunciation_
+
+
+London, 21 _June_, O.S. 1748.
+
+DEAR BOY,
+
+Your very bad enunciation runs so much in my head, and gives me such
+real concern, that it will be the object of this, and I believe of
+many more letters. I congratulate both you and myself that I was
+informed of it (as I hope) in time to prevent it; and shall ever think
+myself, as hereafter you will, I am sure, think yourself, infinitely
+obliged to Sir Charles Williams, for informing me of it. Good God!
+if this ungraceful and disagreeable manner of speaking had, either
+by your negligence or mine, become habitual to you, as in a couple of
+years more it would have been, what a figure would you have made in
+company, or in a public assembly! Who would have liked you in the one,
+or have attended to you in the other? Read what Cicero and Quintilian
+say of enunciation, and see what a stress they lay on the gracefulness
+of it; nay, Cicero goes farther, and even maintains that a good figure
+is necessary for an orator, and particularly that he must not be
+_vastus_; that is, overgrown and clumsy. He shows by it that he
+knew mankind well, and knew the powers of an agreeable figure and a
+graceful manner. Men, as well as women, are much oftener led by their
+hearts, than by their understandings. The way to the heart is through
+the senses; please their eyes and their ears, and the work is half
+done. I have frequently known a man's fortune decided for ever by his
+first address. If it is pleasing, people are hurried involuntarily
+into persuasion that he has a merit, which possibly he has not; as, on
+the other hand, if it is ungraceful, they are immediately prejudiced
+against him, and unwilling to allow him the merit which it may be
+he has. Nor is this sentiment so unjust and unreasonable as at first
+sight it may seem; for if a man has parts, he must know of what
+infinite consequence it is to him to have a graceful manner of
+speaking, and a genteel and pleasing address: he will cultivate and
+improve them to the utmost. Your figure is a good one; you have no
+natural defects in the organs of speech; your address may be engaging,
+and your manner of speaking graceful, if you will; so that, if they
+are not so, neither I nor the world can ascribe it to anything but
+your want of parts. What is the constant and just observation as to
+all the actors upon the stage? Is it not, that those who have the best
+sense always speak the best, though they may not happen to have the
+best voices? They will speak plainly, distinctly, and with the proper
+emphasis, be their voices ever so bad. Had Roscius spoken quick,
+thick, and ungracefully, I will answer for it, that Cicero would not
+have thought him worth the oration which he made in his favour. Words
+were given us to communicate our ideas by, and there must be something
+inconceivably absurd in uttering them in such a manner, as that either
+people cannot understand them, or will not desire to understand them.
+I tell you truly and sincerely, that I shall judge of your parts by
+your speaking gracefully or ungracefully. If you have parts, you will
+never be at rest till you have brought yourself to a habit of speaking
+most gracefully: for I aver, that it is in your power. You will desire
+Mr. Harte, that you may read aloud to him every day, and that he will
+interrupt and correct you every time that you read too fast, do not
+observe the proper stops, or lay a wrong emphasis. You will take care
+to open your teeth when you speak; to articulate very distinctly; and
+to beg of Mr. Harte, Mr. Eliot, or whomever you speak to, to remind
+and stop you, if ever you fall into the rapid and unintelligible
+mutter. You will even read aloud to yourself, and tune your utterance
+to your own ear, and read at first much slower than you need to do,
+in order to correct yourself of that shameful trick of speaking faster
+than you ought. In short, if you think right, you will make it your
+business, your study, and your pleasure to speak well. Therefore, what
+I have said in this and in my last, is more than sufficient, if you
+have sense; and ten times more would not be sufficient if you have
+not: so here I rest it.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Keeping accounts_
+
+
+London, 10 _Jan._ O.S. 1749.
+
+DEAR BOY,
+
+I have received your letter of the 31st December, N.S. Your thanks for
+my present, as you call it, exceed the value of the present; but the
+use which you assure me that you will make of it, is the thanks which
+I desire to receive. Due attention to the inside of books, and due
+contempt for the outside, is the proper relation between a man of
+sense and his books.
+
+Now that you are going a little more into the world, I will take this
+occasion to explain my intentions as to your future expenses, that
+you may know what you have to expect from me, and make your plan
+accordingly. I shall neither deny nor grudge you any money that may
+be necessary for either your improvement or pleasures; I mean the
+pleasures of a rational being. Under the head of improvement I mean
+the best books, and the best masters, cost what they will; I also
+mean all the expense of lodgings, coach, dress, servants, &c.,
+which, according to the several places where you may be, shall be
+respectively necessary to enable you to keep the best company. Under
+the head of rational pleasures I comprehend, first, proper charities
+to real and compassionate objects of it; secondly, proper presents to
+those to whom you are obliged, or whom you desire to oblige; thirdly,
+a conformity of expense to that of the company which you keep; as in
+public spectacles, your share of little entertainments, a few pistoles
+at games of mere commerce, and other incidental calls of good company.
+The only two articles which I will never supply are, the profusion of
+low riot, and the idle lavishness of negligence and laziness. A fool
+squanders away, without credit or advantage to himself, more than a
+man of sense spends with both. The latter employs his money as he does
+his time, and never spends a shilling of the one, nor a minute of the
+other, but in something that is either useful or rationally pleasing
+to himself or others. The former buys whatever he does not want, and
+does not pay for what he does want. He cannot withstand the charms
+of a toy-shop; snuff-boxes, watches, heads of canes, etc., are
+his destruction. His servants and tradesmen conspire with his own
+indolence to cheat him, and in a very little time he is astonished, in
+the midst of all the ridiculous superfluities, to find himself in want
+of all the real comforts and necessaries of life. Without care and
+method the largest fortune will not, and with them almost the smallest
+will, supply all necessary expenses. As far as you can possibly, pay
+ready money for everything you buy, and avoid bills. Pay that money
+too yourself, and not through the hands of any servant, who always
+either stipulates poundage, or requires a present for his good word,
+as they call it. Where you must have bills, (as for meat and drink,
+clothes, etc.) pay them regularly every month, and with your own hand.
+Never, from a mistaken economy, buy a thing you do not want, because
+it is cheap; or from a silly pride, because it is dear. Keep an
+account in a book, of all that you receive, and of all that you pay;
+for no man, who knows what he receives and what he pays, ever runs
+out. I do not mean that you should keep an account of the shillings
+and half-crowns which you may spend in chair-hire, operas, etc. They
+are unworthy of the time, and of the ink that they would consume;
+leave such _minutiae_ to dull, penny-wise fellows; but remember in
+economy, as well as in every other part of life, to have the proper
+attention to proper objects, and the proper contempt for little ones.
+A strong mind sees things in their true proportion; a weak one views
+them through a magnifying medium, which, like the microscope, makes an
+elephant of a flea; magnifies all little objects, but cannot receive
+great ones. I have known many a man pass for a miser, by saving a
+penny, and wrangling for two-pence, who was undoing himself at the
+same time, by living above his income, and not attending to essential
+articles, which were above his _portee_. The sure characteristic of a
+sound and strong mind is, to find in everything those certain bounds,
+_quos ultra citrave nequit consistere rectum_. These boundaries are
+marked out by a very fine line, which only good sense and attention
+can discover; it is much too fine for vulgar eyes. In manners, this
+line is good-breeding; beyond it, is troublesome ceremony; short of
+it, is unbecoming negligence and inattention. In morals, it divides
+ostentatious puritanism from criminal relaxation; in religion,
+superstition from impiety; and, in short, every virtue from its
+kindred vice or weakness. I think you have sense enough to discover
+the line; keep it always in your eye, and learn to walk upon it; rest
+upon Mr. Harte, and he will poise you, till you are able to go alone.
+By the way, there are fewer people who walk well upon that line, than
+upon the slack-rope; and, therefore, a good performer shines so much
+the more....
+
+Remember to take the best dancing-master at Berlin, more to teach you
+to sit, stand, and walk gracefully, than to dance finely. The graces,
+the graces; remember the graces! Adieu.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A father's example_
+
+
+London, 7 _Feb_. o.s. 1749.
+
+DEAR BOY,
+
+You are now come to an age capable of reflection; and I hope you will
+do, what however few people at your age do, exert it, for your own
+sake, in the search of truth and sound knowledge. I will confess (for
+I am not unwilling to discover my secrets to you) that it is not many
+years since I have presumed to reflect for myself. Till sixteen or
+seventeen I had no reflection, and for many years after that I made no
+use of what I had. I adopted the notions of the books I read, or the
+company I kept, without examining whether they were just or not; and I
+rather chose to run the risk of easy error, than to take the time and
+trouble of investigating truth. Thus, partly from laziness, partly
+from dissipation, and partly from the _mauvaise honte_ of rejecting
+fashionable notions, I was (as I since found) hurried away by
+prejudices, instead of being guided by reason; and quietly cherished
+error, instead of seeking for truth. But since I have taken the
+trouble of reasoning for myself, and have had the courage to own that
+I do so, you cannot imagine how much my notions of things are altered,
+and in how different a light I now see them, from that in which I
+formerly viewed them through the deceitful medium of prejudice or
+authority. Nay, I may possibly still retain many errors, which, from
+long habit, have perhaps grown into real opinions; for it is very
+difficult to distinguish habits, early acquired and long entertained,
+from the result of our reason and reflection.
+
+My first prejudice (for I do not mention the prejudices of boys and
+women, such as hobgoblins, ghosts, dreams, spilling salt, &c.) was my
+classical enthusiasm, which I received from the books I read, and the
+masters who explained them to me. I was convinced there had been no
+common sense nor common honesty in the world for these last fifteen
+hundred years; but that they were totally extinguished with the
+ancient Greek and Roman governments. Homer and Virgil could have no
+faults, because they were ancient; Milton and Tasso could have no
+merit, because they were modern. And I could almost have said, with
+regard to the ancients, what Cicero, very absurdly and unbecomingly
+for a philosopher, says with regard to Plato, _Cum quo errare malim
+quam cum aliis recte sentire_. Whereas now, without any extraordinary
+effort of genius, I have discovered that nature was the same three
+thousand years ago as it is at present; that men were but men then as
+well as now; that modes and customs vary often, but that human nature
+is always the same. And I can no more suppose, that men were better,
+braver, or wiser, fifteen hundred or three thousand years ago, than I
+can suppose that the animals or vegetables were better then than
+they are now. I dare assert too, in defiance of the favourers of the
+ancients, that Homer's hero Achilles was both a brute and a scoundrel,
+and consequently an improper character for the hero of an epic poem;
+he had so little regard for his country, that he would not act in
+defence of it, because he had quarrelled with Agamemnon about a--; and
+then afterwards, animated by private resentment only, he went about
+killing people basely, I will call it, because he knew himself
+invulnerable; and yet, invulnerable as he was, he wore the strongest
+armour in the world; which I humbly apprehend to be a blunder; for a
+horseshoe clapped to his vulnerable heel would have been sufficient.
+On the other hand, with submission to the favourers of the moderns,
+I assert with Mr. Dryden, that the Devil is in truth the hero of
+Milton's poem: his plan, which he lays, pursues, and at last executes,
+being the subject of the poem. From all which considerations I
+impartially conclude that the ancients had their excellencies and
+their defects, their virtues and their vices, just like the moderns:
+pedantry and affectation of learning clearly decide in favour of
+the former; vanity and ignorance, as peremptorily, in favour of the
+latter. Religious prejudices kept pace with my classical ones; and
+there was a time when I thought it impossible for the honestest man in
+the world to be saved, out of the pale of the Church of England: not
+considering that matters of opinion do not depend upon the will;
+and that it is as natural, and as allowable, that another man should
+differ in opinion from me, as that I should differ from him; and that,
+if we are both sincere, we are both blameless, and should consequently
+have mutual indulgences for each other.
+
+The next prejudices I adopted were those of the _beau monde_, in
+which, as I was determined to shine, I took what are commonly called
+the genteel vices to be necessary. I had heard them reckoned so, and
+without further inquiry, I believed it; or at least should have been
+ashamed to have denied it, for fear of exposing myself to the ridicule
+of those whom I considered as the models of fine gentlemen. But now I
+am neither ashamed nor afraid to assert, that those genteel vices, as
+they are falsely called, are only so many blemishes in the character
+of even a man of the world, and what is called a fine gentleman, and
+degrade him in the opinion of those very people, to whom he hopes to
+recommend himself by them. Nay, this prejudice often extends so far,
+that I have known people pretend to vices they had not, instead of
+carefully concealing those they had.
+
+Use and assert your own reason; reflect, examine, and analyze
+everything, in order to form a sound and mature judgement; let no
+[Greek: outos epha] impose upon your understanding, mislead your
+actions, or dictate your conversation. Be early what, if you are not,
+you will when too late wish you had been. Consult your reason betimes:
+I do not say, that it will always prove an unerring guide; for human
+reason is not infallible; but it will prove the least erring guide
+that you can follow. Books and conversation may assist it; but adopt
+neither, blindly and implicitly: try both by that best rule which God
+has given to direct us, reason. Of all the troubles, do not decline,
+as many people do, that of thinking.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Public speaking_
+
+
+London, 9 _Dec_. o.s. 1749.
+
+DEAR BOY,
+
+It is now above forty years since I have never spoken nor written
+one single word, without giving myself at least one moment's time to
+consider, whether it was a good one or a bad one, and whether I could
+not find out a better in its place. An unharmonious and rugged period,
+at this time, shocks my ears; and I, like all the rest of the world,
+will willingly exchange and give up some degree of rough sense, for
+a good degree of pleasing sound. I will freely and truly own to you,
+without either vanity or false modesty, that whatever reputation I
+have acquired as a speaker, is more owing to my constant attention to
+my diction than to my matter, which was necessarily just the same as
+other people's. When you come into parliament, your reputation as a
+speaker will depend much more upon your words, and your periods than
+upon the subject. The same matter occurs equally to everybody of
+common sense, upon the same question: the dressing it well, is what
+excites the attention and admiration of the audience.
+
+It is in parliament that I have set my heart upon your making a
+figure; it is there that I want to have you justly proud of yourself,
+and to make me justly proud of you. This means that you must be a good
+speaker there; I use the word _must_, because I know you may if you
+will. The vulgar, who are always mistaken, look upon a speaker and a
+comet with the same astonishment and admiration, taking them both for
+preternatural phenomena. This error discourages many young men from
+attempting that character; and good speakers are willing to have their
+talent considered as something very extraordinary, if not a peculiar
+gift of God to his elect. But, let you and I analyze and simplify this
+good speaker; let us strip him of those adventitious plumes with which
+his own pride and the ignorance of others have decked him; and we
+shall find the true definition of him to be no more than this: a
+man of good common sense, who reasons justly, and expresses himself
+elegantly, on that subject upon which he speaks. There is, surely, no
+witchcraft in this. A man of sense, without a superior and astonishing
+degree of parts, will not talk nonsense upon any subject; nor will he,
+if he has the least taste or application, talk inelegantly. What then
+does all this mighty art and mystery of speaking in parliament amount
+to? Why, no more than this, that the man who speaks in the House
+of Commons, speaks in that house, and to four hundred people, that
+opinion upon a given subject which he would make no difficulty of
+speaking in any house in England, round the fire, or at table, to
+any fourteen people whatsoever; better judges, perhaps, and severer
+critics of what he says, than any fourteen gentlemen of the House of
+Commons.
+
+I have spoken frequently in parliament, and not always without some
+applause; and therefore I can assure you, from my experience, that
+there is very little in it. The elegancy of the style and the turn of
+the periods make the chief impression upon the hearers. Give them but
+one or two round and harmonious periods in a speech, which they will
+retain and repeat, and they will go home as well satisfied as people
+do from an opera, humming all the way one or two favourite tunes that
+have struck their ears, and were easily caught. Most people have ears,
+but few have judgement; tickle those ears, and, depend upon it, you
+will catch their judgements, such as they are.
+
+Cicero, conscious that he was at the top of his profession (for in
+his time eloquence was a profession), in order to set himself off,
+defines, in his treatise _de Oratore_, an orator to be such a man as
+never was, or never will be; and, by this fallacious argument, says
+that he must know every art and science whatsoever, or how shall he
+speak upon them? But with submission to so great an authority, my
+definition of an orator is extremely different from, and I believe
+much truer than, his. I call that man an orator who reasons justly,
+and expresses himself elegantly, upon whatever subjects he treats.
+Problems in geometry, equations in algebra, processes in chemistry,
+and experiments in anatomy, are never, that I have heard of, the
+objects of eloquence; and therefore I humbly conceive that a man may
+be a very fine speaker, and yet know nothing of geometry, algebra,
+chemistry, or anatomy. The subjects of all parliamentary debates are
+subjects of common sense singly.
+
+Thus I write whatever occurs to me, that I think may contribute either
+to form or inform you. May my labour not be in vain! and it will not,
+if you will but have half the concern for yourself that I have for
+you. Adieu.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The new Earl of Chatham_
+
+
+Blackheath, 1 _Aug._ 1766.
+
+MY DEAR FRIEND,
+
+The curtain was at last drawn up, the day before yesterday, and
+discovered the new actors together with some of the old ones. I do not
+name them to you, because to-morrow's Gazette will do it full as well
+as I could. Mr. Pitt, who had _carte blanche_ given him, named every
+one of them: but what would you think he named himself for? Lord Privy
+Seal; and (what will astonish you, as it does every mortal here) Earl
+of Chatham. The joke here is, that he has had _a fall upstairs_, and
+has done himself so much hurt, that he will never be able to stand
+upon his legs again. Everybody is puzzled how to account for this
+step; though it would not be the first time that great abilities have
+been duped by low cunning. But be it what it will, he is now certainly
+only Earl of Chatham; and no longer Mr. Pitt, in any respect whatever.
+Such an event, I believe, was never read nor heard of. To withdraw,
+in the fullness of his power, and in the utmost gratification of his
+ambition, from the House of Commons, (which procured him his power,
+and which could alone ensure it to him) and to go into that hospital
+of incurables, the House of Lords, is a measure so unaccountable, that
+nothing but proof positive could have made me believe it: but true it
+is. Hans Stanley is to go ambassador to Russia; and my nephew, Ellis,
+to Spain, decorated with the red ribband. Lord Shelburne is your
+secretary of state, which I suppose he has notified to you this post
+by a circular letter. Charles Townshend has now the sole management of
+the House of Commons; but how long he will be content to be only Lord
+Chatham's viceregent there, is a question which I will not pretend
+to decide. There is one very bad sign for Lord Chatham in his new
+dignity; which is, that all his enemies, without exception, rejoice at
+it; and all his friends are stupefied and dumb-founded. If I mistake
+not much, he will in the course of a year enjoy perfect _otium cum
+dignitate_. Enough of politics.
+
+Is the fair, or at least the fat Miss C---- with you still? It must
+be confessed that she knows the art of courts, to be so received at
+Dresden and so connived at in Leicester-fields.
+
+There never was so wet a summer as this has been, in the memory of
+man; we have not had one single day, since March, without some rain;
+but most days a great deal. I hope that does not affect your health,
+as great cold does; for with all these inundations it has not been
+cold. God bless you!
+
+
+
+
+SAMUEL JOHNSON
+
+1709-1784
+
+
+
+To BENNET LANGTON
+
+_Postponement of a visit_
+
+
+6 _May_, 1755.
+
+SIR,
+
+It has been long observed, that men do not suspect faults which
+they do not commit; your own elegance of manners, and punctuality of
+complaisance, did not suffer you to impute to me that negligence
+of which I was guilty, and [for] which I have not since atoned.
+I received both your letters, and received them with pleasure
+proportioned to the esteem which so short an acquaintance strongly
+impressed, and which I hope to confirm by nearer knowledge, though I
+am afraid that gratification will be for a time withheld.
+
+I have, indeed, published my book, of which I beg to know your
+father's judgment, and yours; and I have now stayed long enough to
+watch its progress in the world. It has, you see, no patrons, and
+I think has yet had no opponents, except the critics of the
+coffee-house, whose outcries are soon dispersed into the air, and are
+thought on no more. From this, therefore, I am at liberty, and think
+of taking the opportunity of this interval to make an excursion, and
+why not then into Lincolnshire? or, to mention a stronger attraction,
+why not to dear Mr. Langton? I will give the true reason, which I know
+you will approve:--I have a mother more than eighty years old, who has
+counted the days to the publication of my book, in hopes of seeing me;
+and to her, if I can disengage myself here, I resolve to go.
+
+As I know, dear sir, that to delay my visit for a reason like this
+will not deprive me of your esteem, I beg it may not lessen your
+kindness. I have very seldom received an offer of friendship which I
+so earnestly desire to cultivate and mature. I shall rejoice to hear
+from you, till I can see you, and will see you as soon as I can; for
+when the duty that calls me to Lichfield is discharged, my inclination
+will carry me to Langton. I shall delight to hear the ocean roar, or
+see the stars twinkle, in the company of men to whom Nature does not
+spread her volumes or utter her voice in vain.
+
+Do not, dear sir, make the slowness of this letter a precedent
+for delay, or imagine that I approved the incivility that I have
+committed; for I have known you enough to love you, and sincerely to
+wish a further knowledge; and I assure you once more, that to live in
+a house that contains such a father and such a son, will be accounted
+a very uncommon degree of pleasure by, dear sir, your most obliged and
+most humble servant.
+
+
+
+TO MISS PORTER
+
+_A mother's death_
+
+
+23 _Jan._ 1759.
+
+You will conceive my sorrow for the loss of my mother, of the best
+mother. If she were to live again, surely I should behave better to
+her. But she is happy, and what is past is nothing to her; and for me,
+since I cannot repair my faults to her, I hope repentance will
+efface them. I return you and all those that have been good to her
+my sincerest thanks, and pray God to repay you all with infinite
+advantage. Write to me and comfort me, dear child. I shall be glad
+likewise, if Kitty will write to me. I shall send a bill of twenty
+pounds in a few days, which I thought to have brought to my mother;
+but God suffered it not. I have not power or composure to say much
+more. God bless you, and bless us all.
+
+
+
+To JOSEPH BARETTI
+
+_A letter of counsel_
+
+
+21 _Dec._ 1762.
+
+SIR,
+
+You are not to suppose, with all your conviction of my idleness, that
+I have passed all this time without writing to my Baretti. I gave
+a letter to Mr. Beauclerk, who, in my opinion, and in his own, was
+hastening to Naples for the recovery of his health; but he has stopped
+at Paris, and I know not when he will proceed. Langton is with him.
+
+I will not trouble you with speculations about peace and war. The good
+or ill success of battles and embassies extends itself to a very small
+part of domestic life: we all have good and evil, which we feel more
+sensibly than our petty part of public miscarriage or prosperity. I am
+sorry for your disappointment, with which you seem more touched than
+I should expect a man of your resolution and experience to have been,
+did I not know that general truths are seldom applied to particular
+occasions; so that the fallacy of our self-love extends itself as wide
+as our interest and affections. Every man believes that mistresses are
+unfaithful, and patrons capricious; but he excepts his own mistress
+and his own patron. We have all learned that greatness is negligent
+and contemptuous, and that in courts, life is often languished away in
+ungratified expectation; but he that approaches greatness, or glitters
+in a court, imagines that destiny has at last exempted him from the
+common lot.
+
+Do not let such evils overwhelm you as thousands have suffered and
+thousands have surmounted; but turn your thoughts with vigour to
+some other plan of life, and keep always in your mind that, with due
+submission to Providence, a man of genius has been seldom ruined but
+by himself. Your patron's weakness or insensibility will finally do
+you little hurt, if he is not assisted by your own passions. Of your
+love I know not the propriety, nor can estimate the power; but in
+love, as in every other passion, of which hope is the essence, we
+ought always to remember the uncertainty of events. There is indeed
+nothing that so much seduces reason from her vigilance, as the thought
+of passing life with an amiable woman; and if all would happen that
+a lover fancies, I know not what other terrestrial happiness would
+deserve pursuit. But love and marriage are different states. Those who
+are to suffer the evils together, and to suffer often for the sakes of
+one another, soon lose that tenderness of look and that benevolence
+of mind which arose from the participation of unmingled pleasure and
+successive amusement. A woman we are sure will not be always fair,
+we are not sure she will always be virtuous; and man cannot retain
+through life that respect and assiduity by which he pleases for a day
+or for a month. I do not however pretend to have discovered that life
+has anything more to be desired than a prudent and virtuous marriage;
+therefore know not what counsel to give you.
+
+If you can quit your imagination of love and greatness, and leave your
+hopes of preferment and bridal raptures to try once more the fortune
+of literature and industry, the way through France is now open. We
+flatter ourselves that we shall cultivate with great diligence the
+arts of peace; and every man will be welcome among us who can teach
+us anything we do not know. For your part, you will find all your old
+friends willing to receive you....
+
+
+
+To MRS. THRALE
+
+_Travel in Scotland_
+
+
+Skye, 21 _Sept._ 1773.
+
+DEAREST MADAM,
+
+I am so vexed at the necessity of sending yesterday so short a letter,
+that I purpose to get a long letter beforehand by writing something
+every day, which I may the more easily do, as a cold makes me now too
+deaf to take the usual pleasure in conversation. Lady Macleod is very
+good to me, and the place at which we now are, is equal in strength of
+situation, in the wildness of the adjacent country, and in the plenty
+and elegance of the domestic entertainment, to a castle in Gothic
+romances. The sea with a little island is before us; cascades play
+within view. Close to the house is the formidable skeleton of an old
+castle probably Danish, and the whole mass of building stands upon
+a protuberance of rock, inaccessible till of late but by a pair of
+stairs on the sea side, and secure in ancient times against any enemy
+that was likely to invade the kingdom of Skye.
+
+Macleod has offered me an island; if it were not too far off I should
+hardly refuse it: my island would be pleasanter than Brighthelmstone,
+if you and my master could come to it; but I cannot think it pleasant
+to live quite alone.
+
+ Oblitusque meorum, obliviscendus et illis.
+
+That I should be elated by the dominion of an island to forgetfulness
+of my friends at Streatham I cannot believe, and I hope never to
+deserve that they should be willing to forget me.
+
+It has happened that I have been often recognised in my journey
+where I did not expect it. At Aberdeen I found one of my acquaintance
+professor of physic; turning aside to dine with a country gentleman, I
+was owned at table by one who had seen me at a philosophical lecture;
+at Macdonald's I was claimed by a naturalist, who wanders about the
+islands to pick up curiosities; and I had once in London attracted the
+notice of Lady Macleod. I will now go on with my account.
+
+The Highland girl made tea, and looked and talked not inelegantly; her
+father was by no means an ignorant or a weak man; there were books in
+the cottage, among which were some volumes of Prideaux's _Connection_:
+this man's conversation we were glad of while we stayed. He had been
+_out_, as they call it, in forty-five, and still retained his old
+opinions. He was going to America, because his rent was raised beyond
+what he thought himself able to pay.
+
+At night our beds were made, but we had some difficulty in persuading
+ourselves to lie down in them, though we had put on our own sheets;
+at last we ventured, and I slept very soundly in the vale of Glen
+Morrison, amidst the rocks and mountains. Next morning our landlord
+liked us so well, that he walked some miles with us for our company,
+through a country so wild and barren that the proprietor does not,
+with all his pressure upon his tenants, raise more than four hundred
+pounds a year for near one hundred square miles or sixty thousand
+acres. He let us know that he had forty head of black cattle, an
+hundred goats, and an hundred sheep, upon a farm that he remembered
+let at five pounds a year, but for which he now paid twenty. He told
+us some stories of their march into England. At last he left us,
+and we went forward, winding among mountains, sometimes green and
+sometimes naked, commonly so steep as not easily to be climbed by
+the greatest vigour and activity: our way was often crossed by little
+rivulets, and we were entertained with small streams trickling from
+the rocks, which after heavy rains must be tremendous torrents.
+
+About noon we came to a small glen, so they call a valley, which
+compared with other places appeared rich and fertile; here our guides
+desired us to stop, that the horses might graze, for the journey
+was very laborious, and no more grass would be found. We made no
+difficulty of compliance, and I sat down to take notes on a green
+bank, with a small stream running at my feet, in the midst of savage
+solitude, with mountains before me, and on either hand covered with
+heath. I looked around me, and wondered that I was not more affected,
+but the mind is not at all times equally ready to be put in motion;
+if my mistress and master and Queeny had been there we should have
+produced some reflections among us, either poetical or philosophical,
+for though _solitude be the nurse of woe_, conversation is often the
+parent of remarks and discoveries.
+
+In about an hour we remounted, and pursued our journey. The lake by
+which we had travelled for some time ended in a river, which we passed
+by a bridge, and came to another glen, with a collection of huts,
+called Auknashealds; the huts were generally built of clods of earth,
+held together by the intertexture of vegetable fibres, of which earth
+there are great levels in Scotland which they call mosses. Moss in
+Scotland is bog in Ireland, and moss-trooper is bog-trotter: there
+was, however, one hut built of loose stones, piled up with great
+thickness into a strong though not solid wall. From this house we
+obtained some great pails of milk, and having brought bread with us,
+were very liberally regaled. The inhabitants, a very coarse tribe,
+ignorant of any language but Erse, gathered so fast about us, that if
+we had not had Highlanders with us, they might have caused more alarm
+than pleasure; they are called the Clan of Macrae.
+
+We had been told that nothing gratified the Highlanders so much as
+snuff and tobacco, and had accordingly stored ourselves with both at
+Fort Augustus. Boswell opened his treasure, and gave them each a piece
+of tobacco roll. We had more bread than we could eat for the present,
+and were more liberal than provident. Boswell cut it in slices, and
+gave them an opportunity of tasting wheaten bread for the first time.
+I then got some halfpence for a shilling, and made up the deficiencies
+of Boswell's distribution, who had given some money among the
+children. We then directed that the mistress of the stone house should
+be asked what we must pay her: she, who perhaps had never before
+sold anything but cattle, knew not, I believe, well what to ask, and
+referred herself to us: we obliged her to make some demand, and one of
+the Highlanders settled the account with her at a shilling. One of the
+men advised her, with the cunning that clowns never can be without, to
+ask more; but she said that a shilling was enough. We gave her half
+a crown, and she offered part of it again. The Macraes were so well
+pleased with our behaviour, that they declared it the best day they
+had seen since the time of the old Laird of Macleod, who, I suppose,
+like us, stopped in their valley, as he was travelling to Skye....
+
+I cannot forbear to interrupt my narrative. Boswell, with some of his
+troublesome kindness, has informed this family and reminded me that
+the 18th of September is my birthday. The return of my birthday, if I
+remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general
+care of humanity to escape. I can now look back upon three score
+and four years, in which little has been done, and little has been
+enjoyed; a life diversified by misery, spent part in the sluggishness
+of penury, and part under the violence of pain, in gloomy discontent
+or importunate distress. But perhaps I am better than I should have
+been if I had been less afflicted. With this I will try to be content.
+
+In proportion as there is less pleasure in retrospective
+considerations, the mind is more disposed to wander forward into
+futurity; but at sixty-four what promises, however liberal, of
+imaginary good can futurity venture to make? Yet something will be
+always promised and some promises will always be credited. I am hoping
+and I am praying that I may live better in the time to come, whether
+long or short, than I have yet lived, and in the solace of that
+hope endeavour to repose. Dear Queeny's day is next, I hope she at
+sixty-four will have less to regret....
+
+You will now expect that I should give you some account of the Isle of
+Skye, of which, though I have been twelve days upon it, I have little
+to say. It is an island perhaps fifty miles long, so much indented by
+inlets of the sea that there is no part of it removed from the water
+more than six miles. No part that I have seen is plain; you are always
+climbing or descending, and every step is upon rock or mire. A walk
+upon ploughed ground in England is a dance upon carpets compared to
+the toilsome drudgery of wandering in Skye. There is neither town nor
+village in the island, nor have I seen any house but Macleod's, that
+is not much below your habitation at Brighthelmstone. In the mountains
+there are stags and roebucks, but no hares, and few rabbits; nor have
+I seen anything that interested me as a zoologist, except an otter,
+bigger than I thought an otter could have been.
+
+You perhaps are imagining that I am withdrawn from the gay and
+the busy world into regions of peace and pastoral felicity, and am
+enjoying the relics of the golden age; that I am surveying nature's
+magnificence from a mountain, or remarking her minuter beauties on the
+flowery bank of a winding rivulet; that I am invigorating myself in
+the sunshine, or delighting my imagination with being hidden from
+the invasion of human evils and human passions in the darkness of a
+thicket; that I am busy in gathering shells and pebbles on the shore,
+or contemplative on a rock, from which I look upon the water, and
+consider how many waves are rolling between me and Streatham.
+
+The use of travelling is to regulate imagination by reality, and
+instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. Here
+are mountains which I should once have climbed, but to climb steps
+is now very laborious, and to descend them dangerous; and I am now
+content with knowing, that by scrambling up a rock, I shall only see
+other rocks, and a wider circuit of barren desolation. Of streams, we
+have here a sufficient number, but they murmur not upon pebbles, but
+upon rocks. Of flowers, if Chloris herself were here, I could present
+her only with the bloom of heath. Of lawns and thickets, he must read
+that would know them, for here is little sun and no shade. On the sea
+I look from my window, but am not much tempted to the shore; for since
+I came to this island, almost every breath of air has been a storm,
+and what is worse, a storm with all its severity, but without its
+magnificence, for the sea is here so broken into channels that there
+is not a sufficient volume of water either for lofty surges or a loud
+roar....
+
+
+
+TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE THE EARL OF CHESTERFIELD
+
+_Patronage_
+
+
+7 _Feb_. 1775.
+
+MY LORD,
+
+I have been lately informed, by the proprietor of _The World_, that
+two papers, in which my _Dictionary_ is recommended to the public, are
+by your lordship. To be so distinguished is an honour, which, being
+very little accustomed to favours from the great, I know not well how
+to receive, or in what terms to acknowledge.
+
+When, upon some slight encouragement, I first visited your lordship, I
+was overpowered, like the rest of mankind, by the enchantment of your
+address, and could not forbear to wish that I might boast myself _le
+vainqueur du vainqueur de la terre_;--that I might obtain that regard
+for which I saw the world contending; but I found my attendance so
+little encouraged, that neither pride nor modesty would suffer me to
+continue it. When I had once addressed your lordship in public, I
+had exhausted all the art of pleasing which a retired and uncourtly
+scholar can possess. I had done all I could; and no man is well
+pleased to have his all neglected, be it ever so little.
+
+Seven years, my lord, have now passed, since I waited in your outward
+rooms, or was repulsed from your door; during which time I have been
+pushing on my work through difficulties, of which it is useless to
+complain, and have brought it at last to the verge of publication,
+without one act of assistance, one word of encouragement, or one smile
+of favour. Such treatment I did not expect, for I never had a patron
+before.
+
+The shepherd in _Virgil_ grew at last acquainted with Love, and found
+him a native of the rocks.
+
+Is not a patron, my lord, one who looks with unconcern on a man
+struggling for life in the water, and when he has reached ground,
+encumbers him with help? The notice which you have been pleased to
+take of my labours, had it been early had been kind; but it has
+been delayed till I am indifferent, and cannot enjoy it; till I am
+solitary, and cannot impart it; till I am known, and do not want it. I
+hope it is no very cynical asperity, not to confess obligations,
+where no benefit has been received, or to be unwilling that the public
+should consider me as owing that to a patron, which Providence has
+enabled me to do for myself.
+
+Having carried on my work thus far with so little obligation to any
+favourer of learning, I shall not be disappointed though I shall
+conclude it, if less be possible, with less; for I have been long
+wakened from that dream of hope in which I once boasted myself with so
+much exultation.
+
+My Lord,
+
+Your Lordship's most humble,
+most obedient servant.
+
+
+
+To JAMES BOSWELL
+
+_A silent friend_
+
+
+13 _July_, 1779.
+
+DEAR SIR,
+
+What can possibly have happened that keeps us two such strangers to
+each other? I expected to have heard from you when you came home; I
+expected afterwards. I went into the country and returned, and yet
+there is no letter from Mr. Boswell. No ill, I hope, has happened; and
+if ill should happen, why should it be concealed from him who loves
+you? Is it a fit of humour, that has disposed you to try who can hold
+out longest without writing? If it be, you have the victory. But I am
+afraid of something bad; set me free from my suspicions.
+
+My thoughts are at present employed in guessing the reason of your
+silence; you must not expect that I should tell you anything, if I had
+anything to tell. Write, pray write to me, and let me know what is or
+what has been the cause of this long interruption.
+
+
+
+To MRS. THRALE
+
+_A great man's fortitude_
+
+
+19 _June_, 1783.
+
+ON Monday the 16th, I sat for my picture and walked a considerable way
+with little inconvenience. In the afternoon and evening I felt myself
+light and easy, and began to plan schemes of life. Thus I went to bed,
+and in a short time waked and sat up, as has been long my custom,
+when I felt a confusion and indistinctness in my head, which lasted,
+I suppose, about half a minute. I was alarmed, and prayed God, that
+however he might afflict my body, he would spare my understanding.
+This prayer, that I might try the integrity of my faculties, I made in
+Latin verse. The lines were not very good, but I knew them not to be
+very good: I made them easily, and concluded myself to be unimpaired
+in my faculties.
+
+Soon after I perceived that I had suffered a paralytic stroke,
+and that my speech was taken from me. I had no pain, and so little
+dejection in this dreadful state, that I wondered at my own apathy,
+and considered that perhaps death itself, when it should come, would
+excite less horror than seems now to attend it.
+
+In order to rouse the vocal organs, I took two drams. Wine has been
+celebrated for the production of eloquence. I put myself into violent
+motion, and I think repeated it; but all was vain. I then went to bed,
+and strange as it may seem, I slept. When I saw light, it was time to
+contrive what I should do. Though God stopped my speech, he left me
+my hands; I enjoyed a mercy which was not granted to my dear friend
+Lawrence, who now perhaps overlooks me as I am writing, and rejoices
+that I have what he wanted. My first note was necessarily to my
+servant, who came in talking, and could not immediately comprehend why
+he should read what I put into his hands. I then wrote a card to Mr.
+Allen, that I might have a discreet friend at hand, to act as occasion
+should require. In penning this note I had some difficulty; my hand,
+I knew not how nor why, made wrong letters. I then wrote to Dr. Taylor
+to come to me, and bring Dr. Heberden: and I sent to Dr. Brocklesby,
+who is my neighbour. My physicians are very friendly, and give me
+great hopes; but you may imagine my situation. I have so far recovered
+my vocal powers, as to repeat the Lord's Prayer with no very imperfect
+articulation. My memory, I hope, yet remains as it was! but such an
+attack produces solicitude for the safety of every faculty.
+
+
+
+
+LAURENCE STERNE
+
+1713-1768
+
+
+
+To Miss LUMLEY
+
+_The disconsolate lover_
+
+
+[1740-1]
+
+You bid me tell you, my dear L., how I bore your departure for S----,
+and whether the valley, where D'Estella stands, retains still its
+looks, or if I think the roses or jessamines smell as sweet as when
+you left it. Alas! everything has now lost its relish and look! The
+hour you left D'Estella I took to my bed. I was worn out with fevers
+of all kinds, but most by that fever of the heart with which thou
+knowest well I have been wasting these two years--and shall continue
+wasting till you quit S----. The good Miss S----, from the forebodings
+of the best of hearts, thinking I was ill, insisted upon my going to
+her. What can be the cause, my dear L., that I never have been able to
+see the face of this mutual friend, but I feel myself rent to pieces?
+She made me stay an hour with her, and in that short space I burst
+into tears a dozen different times, and in such affectionate gusts of
+passion, that she was constrained to leave the room, and sympathize
+in her dressing-room. I have been weeping for you both, said she, in
+a tone of the sweetest pity--for poor L.'s heart, I have long known
+it--her anguish is as sharp as yours--her heart as tender--her
+constancy as great--her virtues as heroic--Heaven brought you not
+together to be tormented. I could only answer her with a kind look,
+and a heavy sigh, and returned home to your lodgings (which I have
+hired till your return) to resign myself to misery. Fanny had prepared
+me a supper--she is all attention to me--but I sat over it with tears;
+a bitter sauce, my L., but I could eat it with no other; for the
+moment she began to spread my little table, my heart fainted within
+me. One solitary plate, one knife, one fork, one glass! I gave a
+thousand pensive, penetrating looks at the chair thou hadst so often
+graced, in those quiet and sentimental repasts, then laid down my
+knife and fork, and took out my handkerchief, and clapped it across
+my face, and wept like a child. I could do so this very moment, my L.;
+for, as I take up my pen, my poor pulse quickens, my pale face glows,
+and tears are trickling down upon the paper, as I trace the word
+L----. O thou! blessed in thyself, and in thy virtues, blessed to all
+that know thee--to me most so, because more do I know of thee than all
+thy sex. This is the philtre, my L., by which thou hast charmed me,
+and by which thou wilt hold me thine, while virtue and faith hold this
+world together. This, my friend, is the plain and simple magic, by
+which I told Miss ---- I have won a place in that heart of thine, on
+which I depend so satisfied, that time, or distance, or change of
+everything which might alarm the hearts of little men, create no
+uneasy suspense in mine. Wast thou to stay in S---- these seven
+years, thy friend, though he would grieve, scorns to doubt, or to be
+doubted--'tis the only exception where security is not the parent of
+danger.
+
+I told you poor Fanny was all attention to me since your
+departure--contrives every day bringing in the name of L. She told
+me last night (upon giving me some hartshorn), she had observed my
+illness began the very day of your departure for S----; that I had
+never held up my head, had seldom, or scarce ever, smiled, had fled
+from all society; that she verily believed I was broken-hearted, for
+she had never entered the room, or passed by the door, but she heard
+me sigh heavily; that I neither eat, or slept, or took pleasure in
+anything as before. Judge then, my L., can the valley look so well,
+or the roses and jessamines smell so sweet as heretofore? Ah me! but
+adieu--the vesper bell calls me from thee to my GOD.
+
+
+
+To DAVID GARRICK
+
+_Le chevalier Shandy_
+
+
+Paris, 19 _March_, 1762.
+
+
+DEAR GARRICK,
+
+This will be put into your hands by Dr. Shippen, a physician, who has
+been here some time with Miss Poyntz, and is at this moment setting
+out for your metropolis; so I snatch the opportunity of writing to you
+and my kind friend Mrs. Garrick. I see nothing like her here, and yet
+I have been introduced to one half of their best Goddesses, and in a
+month more shall be admitted to the shrines of the other half; but I
+neither worship or fall (much) on my knees before them; but, on the
+contrary, have converted many unto Shandeism; for be it known, I
+Shandy it away fifty times more than I was ever wont, talk more
+nonsense than ever you heard me talk in your days--and to all sorts
+of people. _Qui le diable est cet homme-la_--said Choiseul t'other
+day--_ce chevalier Shandy_? You'll think me as vain as a devil, was I
+to tell you the rest of the dialogue; whether the bearer knows it or
+no, I know not. 'Twill serve up after supper, in Southampton-street,
+amongst other small dishes, after the fatigues of Richard III. O God!
+they have nothing here, which gives the nerves so smart a blow, as
+those great characters in the hands of Garrick! but I forgot I
+am writing to the man himself. The devil take (as he will) these
+transports of enthusiasm! Apropos, the whole city of Paris is
+_bewitched_ with the comic opera, and if it was not for the affair
+of the Jesuits, which takes up one half of our talk, the comic opera
+would have it all. It is a tragical nuisance in all companies as it
+is, and was it not for some sudden starts and dashes of Shandeism,
+which now and then either break the thread, or entangle it so, that
+the devil himself would be puzzled in winding it off, I should die a
+martyr--this by the way I never will.
+
+I send you over some of these comic operas by the bearer, with the
+_Sallon_, a satire. The French comedy, I seldom visit it--they act
+scarce in anything but tragedies--and the Clairon is great, and Mile.
+Dumesnil, in some places, still greater than her; yet I cannot bear
+preaching--I fancy I got a surfeit of it in my younger days. There
+is a tragedy to be damned to-night--peace be with it, and the gentle
+brain which made it! I have ten thousand things to tell you I cannot
+write, I do a thousand things which cut no figure, _but in the
+doing_--and as in London, I have the honour of having done and said a
+thousand things I never did or dreamed of--and yet I dream abundantly.
+If the devil stood behind me in the shape of a courier, I could not
+write faster than I do, having five letters more to dispatch by the
+same gentleman; he is going into another section of the globe, and
+when he has seen you, will depart in peace.
+
+The Duke of Orleans has suffered my portrait to be added to the number
+of some odd men in his collection; and a gentleman who lives with him
+has taken it most expressively, at full length: I purpose to obtain an
+etching of it, and to send it you. Your prayer for me of _rosy health_
+is heard. If I stay here for three or four months, I shall return more
+than reinstated. My love to Mrs. Garrick.
+
+
+
+To MR. FOLEY AT PARIS
+
+_An adventure on the road_
+
+
+Toulouse, 14 _Aug_. 1762.
+
+MY DEAR FOLEY,
+
+After many turnings (_alias_ digressions), to say nothing of downright
+overthrows, stops, and delays, we have arrived in three weeks at
+Toulouse, and are now settled in our houses with servants, &c., about
+us, and look as composed as if we had been here seven years. In
+our journey we suffered so much from the heats, it gives me pain to
+remember it; I never saw a cloud from Paris to Nismes half as broad as
+a twenty-four sols piece. Good God! we were toasted, roasted, grilled,
+stewed and carbonaded on one side or other all the way; and being all
+done enough (_assez cuits_) in the day, we were eat up at night by
+bugs, and other unswept-out vermin, the legal inhabitants (if length
+of possession gives right) of every inn we lay at. Can you conceive
+a worse accident than that in such a journey, in the hottest day and
+hour of it, four miles from either tree or shrub which could cast a
+shade of the size of one of Eve's fig leaves, that we should break a
+hind wheel into ten thousand pieces, and be obliged in consequence
+to sit five hours on a gravelly road, without one drop of water, or
+possibility of getting any? To mend the matter, my two postillions
+were two dough-hearted fools, and fell a-crying. Nothing was to be
+done! By heaven, quoth I, pulling off my coat and waistcoat, something
+shall be done, for I'll thrash you both within an inch of your lives,
+and then make you take each of you a horse, and ride like two devils
+to the next post for a cart to carry my baggage, and a wheel to
+carry ourselves. Our luggage weighed ten quintals. It was the fair
+of Baucaire, all the world was going, or returning; we were asked by
+every soul who passed by us, if we were going to the fair of Baucaire.
+No wonder, quoth I, we have goods enough! _vous avez raison, mes
+amis_....
+
+
+
+
+THOMAS GRAY
+
+1716-1771
+
+To RICHARD WEST
+
+_Scenery at Tivoli_
+
+
+Tivoli, 20 _May_, 1740.
+
+This day being in the palace of his Highness the Duke of Modena, he
+laid his most serene commands upon me to write to Mr. West, and said
+he thought it for his glory, that I should draw up an inventory of all
+his most serene possessions for the said West's perusal. Imprimis,
+a house, being in circumference a quarter of a mile, two feet and an
+inch; the said house containing the following particulars, to wit,
+a great room. Item, another great room; item, a bigger room; item,
+another room; item, a vast room; item, a sixth of the same; a seventh
+ditto; an eighth as before; a ninth as above said; a tenth (see No.
+1); item, ten more such, besides twenty besides, which, not to be too
+particular, we shall pass over. The said rooms contain nine chairs,
+two tables, five stools and a cricket. From whence we shall proceed
+to the garden, containing two millions of superfine laurel hedges,
+a clump of cypress trees, and half the river Teverone.--Finis. Dame
+Nature desired me to put in a list of her little goods and chattels,
+and, as they were small, to be very minute about them. She has built
+here three or four little mountains, and laid them out in an irregular
+semi-circle; from certain others behind, at a greater distance, she
+has drawn a canal, into which she has put a little river of hers,
+called Anio; she has cut a huge cleft between the two innermost of her
+four hills, and there she has left it to its own disposal; which she
+has no sooner done, but, like a heedless chit, it tumbles headlong
+down a declivity fifty feet perpendicular, breaks itself all to
+shatters, and is converted into a shower of rain, where the sun forms
+many a bow, red, green, blue, and yellow. To get out of our metaphors
+without any further trouble, it is the most noble sight in the world.
+The weight of that quantity of waters, and the force they fall with,
+have worn the rocks they throw themselves among into a thousand
+irregular craggs, and to a vast depth. In this channel it goes boiling
+along with a mighty noise till it comes to another steep, where you
+see it a second time come roaring down (but first you must walk
+two miles farther) a greater height than before, but not with that
+quantity of waters; for by this time it has divided itself, being
+crossed and opposed by the rocks, into four several streams, each of
+which, in emulation of the great one, will tumble down too; and it
+does tumble down, but not from an equally elevated place; so that you
+have at one view all these cascades intermixed with groves of olive
+and little woods, the mountains rising behind them, and on the top of
+one (that which forms the extremity of one of the half-circle's horns)
+is seated the town itself. At the very extremity of that extremity, on
+the brink of the precipice, stands the Sybil's temple, the remains
+of a little rotunda, surrounded with its portico, above half of whose
+beautiful Corinthian pillars are still standing and entire; all this
+on one hand. On the other, the open Campagna of Rome, here and there
+a little castle on a hillock, and the city itself at the very brink of
+the horizon, indistinctly seen (being eighteen miles off) except the
+dome of St. Peter's; which, if you look out of your window, wherever
+you are, I suppose, you can see. I did not tell you that a little
+below the first fall, on the side of the rock, and hanging over that
+torrent, are little ruins which they show you for Horace's house, a
+curious situation to observe the
+
+ Praeceps Anio et Tiburni lucus, et uda
+ Mobilibus pomaria rivis.
+
+Maecenas did not care for such a noise, it seems, and built him a
+house (which they also carry one to see) so situated that it sees
+nothing at all of the matter, and for anything he knew there might be
+no such river in the world. Horace had another house on the other side
+of the Teverone, opposite to Maecenas's; and they told us there was
+a bridge of communication, by which _andava il detto Signor per
+trastullarsi coll' istesso Orazio_. In coming hither we crossed the
+Aquae Albulae, a vile little brook that stinks like a fury, and they
+say it has stunk so these thousand years. I forgot the Piscina of
+Quintilius Varus, where he used to keep certain little fishes. This
+is very entire, and there is a piece of the aqueduct that supplied it
+too; in the garden below is old Rome, built in little, just as it was,
+they say. There are seven temples in it, and no houses at all; they
+say there were none.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A poet's melancholy_
+
+
+London, 27 _May_, 1742.
+
+Mine, you are to know is a white Melancholy, or rather Leucocholy
+for the most part; which, though it seldom laughs or dances, nor ever
+amounts to what one called Joy or Pleasure, yet is a good easy sort
+of a state, and _ca ne laisse que de s'amuser._ The only fault is its
+insipidity; which is apt now and then to give a sort of Ennui, which
+makes one form certain little wishes that signify nothing. But there
+is another sort, black indeed, which I have now and then felt, that
+has somewhat in it like Tertullian's rule of faith, _Credo quia
+impossibile est_; for it believes, nay, is sure of everything that is
+unlikely, so it be but frightful; and on the other hand excludes and
+shuts its eyes to the most possible hopes, and everything that is
+pleasurable; from this the Lord deliver us! for none but he and
+sunshiny weather can do it. In hopes of enjoying this kind of weather
+I am going into the country for a few weeks, but shall be never the
+nearer any society; so, if you have any charity, you will continue to
+write. My life is like Harry the Fourth's supper of Hens, 'Poulets a
+la broche, Poulets en Ragout, Poulets en Hachis, Poulets en Fricassees
+'. Reading here, Reading there; nothing but books with different
+sauces. Do not let me lose my desert then; for though that be Reading
+too, yet it has a very different flavour. The May seems to be come
+since your invitation; and I propose to bask in her beams and dress me
+in her roses.
+
+ Et caput in verna semper habere rosa.
+
+I shall see Mr. ---- and his Wife, nay, and his Child, too, for he has
+got a Boy. Is it not odd to consider one's Cotemporaries in the grave
+light of Husband and Father? There is my lords Sandwich and Halifax,
+they are Statesmen: Do not you remember them dirty boys playing at
+cricket? As for me, I am never a bit the older, nor the bigger, nor
+the wiser than I was then: no, not for having been beyond sea. Pray,
+how are you?...
+
+
+
+To HORACE WALPOLE
+
+_The fate of Selima_
+
+
+Cambridge, 1 _March_, 1747.
+
+As one ought to be particularly careful to avoid blunders in a
+compliment of condolence, it would be a sensible satisfaction to
+me (before I testify my sorrow, and the sincere part I take in your
+misfortune) to know for certain, who it is that I lament. I knew Zara
+and Selima (Selima, was it? or Fatima?) or rather I knew both of them
+together; for I cannot justly say which was which. Then as to your
+handsome Cat, the name you distinguished her by, I am no less at a
+loss, as well knowing one's handsome cat is always the cat one likes
+best; or if one be alive and the other dead, it is usually the latter
+that is the handsomest. Besides, if the point were never so clear, I
+hope you do not think me so ill-bred or so imprudent as to forfeit all
+my interest in the survivor; Oh no! I would rather seem to mistake,
+and to be sure it must be the tabby one that had met with this sad
+accident. Till this affair is a little better determined, you will
+excuse me if I do not begin to cry:
+
+ Tempus inane peto, requiem, spatiumque doloris.
+
+Which interval is the more convenient, as it gives time to rejoice
+with you on your new honours. This is only a beginning; I reckon next
+week we shall hear you are a free-Mason, or a Gormorgon at least.
+Heigh ho! I feel (as you to be sure have done long since) that I have
+very little to say, at least in prose. Somebody will be the better for
+it; I do not mean you, but your Cat, feue Mademoiselle Selime, whom I
+am about to immortalize for one week or fortnight, as follows.
+
+... There's a poem for you, it is rather too long for an Epitaph.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Publication of the Elegy_
+
+
+Cambridge, 11 _Feb_. 1751.
+
+As you have brought me into a little sort of distress, you must assist
+me, I believe, to get out of it as well as I can. Yesterday I had
+the misfortune of receiving a letter from certain gentlemen (as their
+bookseller expresses it), who have taken the _Magazine of Magazines_
+into their hands. They tell me that an _ingenious_ poem, called
+_Reflections in a Country Churchyard_, has been communicated to them,
+which they are printing forthwith; that they are informed that the
+_excellent_ author of it is I by name, and that they beg not only his
+_indulgence_, but the _honour_ of his correspondence, &c. As I am not
+at all disposed to be either so indulgent, or so correspondent, as
+they desire, I have but one bad way left to escape the honour they
+would inflict upon me; and, therefore, am obliged to desire you would
+make Dodsley print it immediately (which may be done in less than a
+week's time) from your copy, but without my name, in what form is
+most convenient for him, but on his best paper and character; he must
+correct the press himself, and print it without any interval between
+the stanzas, because the sense is in some places continued
+beyond them; and the title must be,--_Elegy, written in a Country
+Churchyard_. If he would add a line or two to say it came into
+his hands by accident, I should like it better. If you behold the
+_Magazine of Magazines_ in the light that I do, you will not refuse to
+give yourself this trouble on my account, which you have taken of your
+own accord before now. If Dodsley do not do this immediately, he may
+as well let it alone.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_At Burnham_
+
+
+[Burnham,] _Sept_. 1737.
+
+I was hindered in my last, and so could not give you all the trouble
+I would have done. The description of a road, which your coach wheels
+have so often honoured, it would be needless to give you; suffice
+it that I arrived safe at my uncle's, who is a great hunter in
+imagination; his dogs take up every chair in the house, so I am forced
+to stand at this present writing; and though the gout forbids him
+galloping after them in the field, yet he continues to regale his ears
+and nose with their comfortable noise and stink. He holds me mighty
+cheap, I perceive, for walking when I should ride, and reading when
+I should hunt. My comfort amidst all this is, that I have at the
+distance of half a mile, through a green lane, a forest (the vulgar
+call it a common) all my own, at least as good as so, for I spy no
+human thing in it but myself. It is a little chaos of mountains and
+precipices; mountains, it is true, that do not ascend much above the
+clouds, nor are the declivities quite so amazing as Dover Cliff; but
+just such hills as people who love their necks as well as I do may
+venture to climb, and crags that give the eye as much pleasure as if
+they were more dangerous. Both vale and hill are covered with most
+venerable beeches, and other very reverend vegetables, that, like most
+other ancient people, are always dreaming out their old stories to the
+winds.
+
+ _And as they bow their hoary tops relate,
+ In murm'ring sounds, the dark decrees of fate;
+ While visions, as poetic eyes avow,
+ Cling to each leaf, and swarm on every bough._
+
+At the foot of one of these squats ME I (_ilpenseroso_), and there
+grow to the trunk for a whole morning. The timorous hare and sportive
+squirrel gambol round me like Adam in Paradise, before he had an Eve;
+but I think he did not use to read Virgil, as I commonly do there.
+In this situation I often converse with my Horace, aloud too, that is
+talk to you, but I do not remember that I ever heard you answer me.
+I beg pardon for taking all the conversation to myself, but it is
+entirely your own fault....
+
+
+
+To THE REV. WILLIAM MASON
+
+_The Laureateship_
+
+
+19 _Dec_. 1757.
+
+DEAR MASON,
+
+Though I very well know the bland emollient saponaceous qualities both
+of sack and silver, yet if any great man would say to me, 'I make you
+Rat-catcher to his Majesty, with a salary of L300 a-year and two butts
+of the best Malaga; and though it has been usual to catch a mouse or
+two, for form's sake, in public once a year, yet to you, sir, we shall
+not stand on these things,' I cannot say I should jump at it; nay, if
+they would drop the very name of the office, and call me Sinecure
+to the King's Majesty, I should feel a little awkward, and think
+everybody I saw smelt a rat about me; but I do not pretend to blame
+any one else that has not the same sensations; for my part, I would
+rather be serjeant trumpeter or pinmaker to the palace. Nevertheless
+I interest myself a little in the history of it, and rather wish
+somebody may accept it who will retrieve the credit of the thing, if
+it be retrieveable, or ever had any credit. Rowe was, I think, the
+last man of character that had it. As to Settle, whom you mention,
+he belonged to my lord mayor, not to the King. Eusden was a person
+of great hopes in his youth, though at last he turned out a drunken
+person. Dryden was as disgraceful to the office from his character,
+as the poorest scribbler could have been from his verses. The office
+itself has always humbled the professor hitherto (even in an age when
+kings were somebody), if he were a poor writer by making him more
+conspicuous, and if he were a good one by setting him at war with the
+little fry of his own profession, for there are poets little enough to
+envy even a poet laureate.
+
+
+
+To DR. WHARTON
+
+_A holiday in Kent_
+
+
+Pembroke College, 26 _Aug_. 1766.
+
+DEAR DOCTOR,
+
+Whatever my pen may do, I am sure my thoughts expatiate nowhere
+oftener, or with more pleasure, than to Old Park. I hope you have made
+my peace with Miss Deborah. It is certain, whether her name were in
+my letter or not, she was as present to my memory as the rest of the
+little family; and I desire you would present her with two kisses
+in my name, and one a piece to all the others; for I shall take the
+liberty to kiss them all (great and small) as you are to be my proxy.
+
+In spite of the rain, which I think continued with very short
+intervals till the beginning of this month, and quite effaced the
+summer from the year, I made a shift to pass May and June, not
+disagreeably, in Kent. I was surprised at the beauty of the road
+to Canterbury, which (I know not why) had not struck me in the same
+manner before. The whole country is a rich and well cultivated garden;
+orchards, cherry grounds, hop grounds, intermixed with corn and
+frequent villages, gentle risings covered with wood, and everywhere
+the Thames and Medway breaking in upon the landscape, with all their
+navigation. It was indeed owing to the bad weather that the whole
+scene was dressed in that tender emerald green, which one usually sees
+only for a fortnight in the opening of Spring; and this continued till
+I left the country. My residence was eight miles east of Canterbury,
+in a little quiet valley on the skirts of Barham Down; in these parts
+the whole soil is chalk, and whenever it holds up, in half an hour
+it is dry enough to walk out. I took the opportunity of three or four
+days fine weather to go into the Isle of Thanet, saw Margate (which
+is Bartholomew Fair by the seaside), Ramsgate, and other places there;
+and so came by Sandwich, Deal, Dover, Folkestone, and Hythe, back
+again. The coast is not like Hartlepool, there are no rocks, but
+only chalky cliffs, of no great height, till you come to Dover. There
+indeed they are noble and picturesque, and the opposite coasts of
+France begin to bound your view, which was left before to range
+unlimited by anything but the horizon; yet it is by no means a
+_shipless_ sea, but everywhere peopled with white sails and vessels of
+all sizes in motion; and take notice (except in the Isle, which is all
+corn fields, and has very little enclosure), there are in all places
+hedgerows and tall trees, even within a few yards of the beach,
+particularly Hythe stands on an eminence covered with wood. I shall
+confess we had fires of a night (aye and a day too) several times even
+in June: but don't go too far and take advantage of this, for it was
+the most untoward year that ever I remember.
+
+Your friend Rousseau (I doubt) grows tired of Mr. Davenport and
+Derbyshire; he has picked a quarrel with David Hume, and writes
+him letters of fourteen pages folio, upbraiding him with all his
+_noirceurs_; take one only as a specimen. He says, that at Calais
+they chanced to sleep in the same room together, and that he overheard
+David talking in his sleep, and saying, '_Ah! je le tiens, ce
+Jean-Jacques la_.' In short (I fear), for want of persecution and
+admiration (for these are his real complaints), he will go back to the
+Continent.
+
+What shall I say to you about the ministry? I am as angry as a
+common council man of London about my Lord Chatham; but a little more
+patient, and will hold my tongue till the end of the year. In the
+meantime I do mutter in secret, and to you, that to quit the House of
+Commons, his natural strength, to sap his own popularity and grandeur
+(which no one but himself could have done) by assuming a foolish
+title; and to hope that he could win by it, and attach to him a court
+that hate him, and will dismiss him as soon as ever they dare, was the
+weakest thing that ever was done by so great a man. Had it not been
+for this, I should have rejoiced at the breach between him and Lord
+Temple, and at the union between him and the Duke of Grafton and
+Mr. Conway: but patience! we shall see! Stonehewer perhaps is in the
+country (for he hoped for a month's leave of absence), and if you see
+him you will learn more than I can tell you.
+
+
+
+
+HORACE WALPOLE
+
+1717-1797
+
+
+
+To RICHARD WEST
+
+_Floods in the Arno_
+
+
+From Florence, _Nov_. 1740.
+
+Child, I am going to let you see your shocking proceedings with us. On
+my conscience, I believe 'tis three months since you wrote to either
+Gray or me. If you had been ill, Ashton would have said so; and if
+you had been dead, the gazettes would have said it. If you had been
+angry,--but that's impossible; how can one quarrel with folks three
+thousand miles off? We are neither divines nor commentators, and
+consequently have not hated you on paper. 'Tis to show that my charity
+for you cannot be interrupted at this distance that I write to you,
+though I have nothing to say, for 'tis a bad time for small news; and
+when emperors and czarinas are dying all up and down Europe, one can't
+pretend to tell you of anything that happens within our sphere. Not
+but that we have our accidents too. If you have had a great wind in
+England, we have had a great water at Florence. We have been trying
+to set out every day, and pop upon you[1] ... It is fortunate that
+we stayed, for I don't know what had become of us! Yesterday, with
+violent rains, there came flouncing down from the mountains such a
+flood that it floated the whole city. The jewellers on the Old Bridge
+removed their commodities, and in two hours after the bridge was
+cracked. The torrent broke down the quays and drowned several
+coach-horses, which are kept here in stables under ground. We were
+moated into our house all day, which is near the Arno, and had the
+miserable spectacles of the ruins that were washed along with the
+hurricane. There was a cart with two oxen not quite dead, and four men
+in it drowned: but what was ridiculous, there came tiding along a
+fat hay-cock, with a hen and her eggs, and a cat. The torrent is
+considerably abated; but we expect terrible news from the country,
+especially from Pisa, which stands so much lower, and nearer the
+sea. There is a stone here, which, when the water overflows, Pisa is
+entirely flooded. The water rose two ells yesterday above that stone.
+Judge!
+
+For this last month we have passed our time but dully, all diversions
+silenced on the Emperor's death, and everybody out of town. I have
+seen nothing but cards and dull pairs of cicisbeos. I have literally
+seen so much of love and pharaoh since being here, that I believe I
+shall never love either again so long as I live. Then I am got into
+a horrid lazy way of a morning. I don't believe I should know seven
+o'clock in the morning again if I was to see it. But I am returning to
+England, and shall grow very solemn and wise! Are you wise? Dear West,
+have pity on one who has done nothing of gravity for these two years,
+and do laugh sometimes. We do nothing else, and have contracted such
+formidable ideas of the good people of England that we are already
+nourishing great black eyebrows and great black beards, and teasing
+our countenances into wrinkles.
+
+[Footnote 1: MS. torn here.]
+
+
+
+To RICHARD BENTLEY
+
+_Pictures and Garrick_
+
+
+Strawberry Hill, 15 _Aug_. 1755.
+
+MY DEAR SIR,
+
+Though I wrote to you so lately, and have certainly nothing new to
+tell you, I can't help scribbling a line to you to-night, as I am
+going to Mr. Rigby's for a week or ten days, and must thank you first
+for the three pictures. One of them charms me, the Mount Orgueil,
+which is absolutely fine; the sea, and shadow upon it, are masterly.
+The other two I don't, at least won't, take for finished. If you
+please, Elizabeth Castle shall be Mr. Muentz's performance: indeed I
+see nothing of you in it. I do reconnoitre you in the Hercules and
+Nessus; but in both, your colours are dirty, carelessly dirty: in
+your distant hills you are improved, and not hard. The figures are too
+large--I don't mean in the Elizabeth Castle, for there they are neat;
+but the centaur, though he dies as well as Garrick can, is outrageous.
+Hercules and Deianira are by no means so: he is sentimental, and she
+most improperly sorrowful. However, I am pleased enough to beg you
+would continue. As soon as Mr. Muentz returns from the Vine, you shall
+have a good supply of colours. In the meantime why give up the good
+old trade of drawing? Have you no Indian ink, no soot-water, no snuff,
+no coat of onion, no juice of anything? If you love me, draw: you
+would if you knew the real pleasure you can give me. I have been
+studying all your drawings; and next to architecture and trees, I
+determine that you succeed in nothing better than animals. Now (as
+the newspapers say) the late ingenious Mr. Seymour is dead, I would
+recommend horses and greyhounds to you. I should think you capable of
+a landscape or two with delicious bits of architecture. I have known
+you execute the light of a torch or lanthorn so well, that if it
+was called Schalken, a housekeeper at Hampton Court or Windsor, or
+a Catherine at Strawberry Hill, would show it, and say it cost ten
+thousand pounds. Nay, if I could believe that you would ever execute
+any more designs I proposed to you, I would give you a hint for a
+picture that struck me t'other day in Perefixe's _Life of Henry IV_.
+He says, the king was often seen lying upon a common straw-bed among
+the soldiers, with a piece of brown bread in one hand, and a bit
+of charcoal in t'other, to draw an encampment, or town that he was
+besieging. If this is not character and a picture, I don't know what
+is.
+
+I dined to-day at Garrick's: there were the Duke of Grafton, Lord and
+Lady Rochford, Lady Holderness, the crooked Mostyn, and Dabreu the
+Spanish minister; two regents, of which one is lord chamberlain, the
+other groom of the stole; and the wife of a secretary of state. This
+is being _sur un assez bon ton_ for a player! Don't you want to ask me
+how I like him? Do want, and I will tell you.--I like her exceedingly;
+her behaviour is all sense, and all sweetness too. I don't know how,
+he does not improve so fast upon me: there is a great deal of parts,
+and vivacity, and variety, but there is a great deal too of mimicry
+and burlesque. I am very ungrateful, for he flatters me abundantly;
+but unluckily I know it. I was accustomed to it enough when my father
+was first minister: on his fall I lost it all at once: and since that,
+I have lived with Mr. Chute, who is all vehemence; with Mr. Fox, who
+is all disputation; with Sir Charles Williams, who has no time from
+flattering himself; with Gray, who does not hate to find fault with
+me; with Mr. Conway, who is all sincerity; and with you and Mr. Rigby,
+who have always laughed at me in a good-natured way. I don't know how,
+but I think I like all this as well--I beg his pardon, Mr. Raftor does
+flatter me; but I should be a cormorant for praise, if I could swallow
+it whole as he gives it me.
+
+Sir William Yonge, who has been extinct so long, is at last dead; and
+the war, which began with such a flirt of vivacity, is I think gone to
+sleep. General Braddock has not yet sent over to claim the surname of
+Americanus. But why should I take pains to show you in how many ways I
+know nothing?--Why; I can tell it you in one word--why, Mr. Cambridge
+knows nothing!--I wish you good-night!
+
+
+
+To GEORGE, LORD LYTTELTON
+
+_Gray's Odes_
+
+
+Strawberry Hill, 25 _Aug_. 1757.
+
+MY LORD,
+
+It is a satisfaction one can't often receive, to show a thing of
+great merit to a man of great taste. Your Lordship's approbation is
+conclusive, and it stamps a disgrace on the age, who have not given
+themselves the trouble to see any beauties in these _Odes_ of Mr.
+Gray. They have cast their eyes over them, found them obscure, and
+looked no further, yet perhaps no compositions ever had more sublime
+beauties than are in each. I agree with your Lordship in preferring
+the last upon the whole; the three first stanzas and half, down to
+_agonizing King_, are in my opinion equal to anything in any language
+I understand. Yet the three last of the first Ode please me very near
+as much. The description of Shakespeare is worthy Shakespeare: the
+account of Milton's blindness, though perhaps not strictly defensible,
+is very majestic. The character of Dryden's poetry is as animated as
+what it paints. I can even like the epithet _Orient_; as the last is
+the empire of fancy and poesy, I would allow its livery to be erected
+into a colour. I think _blue-eyed Pleasures_ is allowable: when Homer
+gave eyes of what hue he pleased to his Queen-Goddesses, sure Mr. Gray
+may tinge those of their handmaids.
+
+In answer to your Lordship's objection to _many-twinkling_, in that
+beautiful epode, I will quote authority to which you will yield. As
+Greek as the expression is, it struck Mrs. Garrick, and she says, on
+that whole picture, that Mr. Gray is the only poet who ever understood
+dancing.
+
+These faults I think I can defend, and can excuse others; even the
+great obscurity of the latter, for I do not see it in the first; the
+subject of it has been taken for music,--it is the Power and Progress
+of Harmonious Poetry. I think his objection to prefixing a title to it
+was wrong--that Mr. Cooke published an ode with such a title. If the
+Louis the Great, whom Voltaire has discovered in Hungary, had not
+disappeared from history himself, would not Louis Quatorze have
+annihilated him? I was aware that the second would have darknesses,
+and prevailed for the insertion of what notes there are, and would
+have had more. Mr. Gray said, whatever wanted explanation did not
+deserve it, but that sentence was never so far from being an axiom as
+in the present case. Not to mention how he had shackled himself with
+strophe, antistrophe, and epode (yet acquitting himself nobly),
+the nature of prophecy forbade him naming his kings. To me they are
+apparent enough--yet I am far from thinking either piece perfect,
+though with what faults they have, I hold them in the first rank of
+genius and poetry. The second strophe of the first Ode is inexcusable,
+nor do I wonder your Lordship blames it; even when one does understand
+it, perhaps the last line is too turgid. I am not fond of the
+antistrophe that follows. In the second Ode he made some corrections
+for the worse. _Brave Urion_ was originally _stern_: brave is insipid
+and commonplace. In the third antistrophe, _leave me unblessed,
+unpitied_, stood at first, _leave your despairing Caradoc_. But the
+capital faults in my opinion are these--what punishment was it to
+Edward I to hear that his grandson would conquer France? or is so
+common an event as Edward III being deserted on his death-bed, worthy
+of being made part of a curse that was to avenge a nation? I can't
+cast my eye here, without crying out on those beautiful lines that
+follow, _Fair smiles the morn_? Though the images are extremely
+complicated, what painting in the whirlwind, likened to a lion lying
+in ambush for his evening prey, _in grim repose_. Thirst and hunger
+mocking Richard II appear to me too ludicrously like the devils in
+_The Tempest_, that whisk away the banquet from the shipwrecked Dukes.
+From thence to the conclusion of Queen Elizabeth's portrait, which he
+has faithfully copied from Speed, in the passage where she humbled the
+Polish Ambassador, I admire. I can even allow that image of Rapture
+hovering like an ancient grotesque, though it strictly has little
+meaning: but there I take my leave--the last stanza has no beauties
+for me. I even think its obscurity fortunate, for the allusions to
+Spenser, Shakespeare, Milton, are not only weak, but the two last
+returning again, after appearing so gloriously in the first Ode, and
+with so much fainter colours, enervate the whole conclusion.
+
+Your Lordship sees that I am no enthusiast to Mr. Gray: his great
+lustre has not dazzled me, as his obscurity seems to have blinded his
+contemporaries. Indeed, I do not think that they ever admired him,
+except in his Churchyard, though the Eton Ode was far its superior,
+and is certainly not obscure. The Eton Ode is perfect: those of more
+masterly execution have defects, yet not to admire them is total want
+of taste. I have an aversion to tame poetry; at best, perhaps the art
+is the sublimest of the _difficiles nugae_; to measure or rhyme prose
+is trifling without being difficult.
+
+
+
+To GEORGE MONTAGU
+
+_At Lady Suffolk's_
+
+
+Arlington Street, 11 _Jan_. 1764.
+
+It is an age, I own, since I wrote to you; but except politics,
+what was there to send you? and for politics, the present are too
+contemptible to be recorded by anybody but journalists, gazetteers,
+and such historians! The ordinary of Newgate, or Mr.----, who write
+for their monthly half-crown, and who are indifferent whether Lord
+Bute, Lord Melcombe, or Maclean is their hero, may swear they
+find diamonds on dunghills; but you will excuse _me_, if I let our
+correspondence lie dormant rather than deal in such trash. I am forced
+to send Lord Hertford and Sir Horace Mann such garbage, because
+they are out of England, and the sea softens and makes palatable any
+potion, as it does claret; but unless I can divert _you_, I had rather
+wait till we can laugh together; the best employment for friends,
+who do not mean to pick one another's pockets, nor make a property of
+either's frankness. Instead of politics, therefore, I shall amuse you
+to-day with a fairy tale.
+
+I was desired to be at my Lady Suffolk's on New Year's morn, where I
+found Lady Temple and others. On the toilet Miss Hotham spied a small
+round box. She seized it with all the eagerness and curiosity of
+eleven years. In it was wrapped up a heart-diamond ring, and a paper
+in which, in a hand as small as Buckinger's, who used to write the
+Lord's Prayer in the compass of a silver penny, were the following
+lines:
+
+ Sent by a sylph, unheard, unseen,
+ A new-year's gift from Mab our queen:
+ But tell it not, for if you do,
+ You will be pinch'd all black and blue.
+ Consider well, what a disgrace,
+ To show abroad your mottled face:
+ Then seal your lips, put on the ring,
+ And sometimes think of Ob. the King.
+
+You will easily guess that Lady Temple was the poetess, and that we
+were delighted with the genteelness of the thought and execution. The
+child, you may imagine, was less transported with the poetry than the
+present. Her attention, however, was hurried backwards and forwards
+from the ring to a new coat, that she had been trying on when sent for
+down; impatient to revisit her coat, and to show the ring to her maid,
+she whisked upstairs; when she came down again, she found a letter
+sealed, and lying on the floor--new exclamations! Lady Suffolk bade
+her open it: here it is:
+
+ Your tongue, too nimble for your sense,
+ Is guilty of a high offence;
+ Hath introduced unkind debate,
+ And topsy-turvy turn'd our state.
+ In gallantry I sent the ring,
+ The token of a love-sick king:
+ Under fair Mab's auspicious name
+ From me the trifling present came.
+ You blabb'd the news in Suffolk's ear;
+ The tattling zephyrs brought it here,
+ As Mab was indolently laid
+ Under a poppy's spreading shade.
+ The jealous queen started in rage;
+ She kick'd her crown, and beat her page:
+ 'Bring me my magic wand ', she cries;
+ 'Under that primrose, there it lies;
+ I'll change the silly, saucy chit,
+ Into a flea, a louse, a nit,
+ A worm, a grasshopper, a rat,
+ An owl, a monkey, hedgehog, bat.
+ But hold, why not by fairy art
+ Transform the wretch, into--?
+ Ixion once a cloud embraced,
+ By Jove and jealousy well placed;
+ What sport to see proud Oberon stare
+ And flirt it with a--!'
+ Then thrice she stamped the trembling ground,
+ And thrice she waved her wand around;
+ When I, endow'd with greater skill,
+ And less inclined to do you ill,
+ Mutter'd some words, withheld her arm,
+ And kindly stopp'd the unfinish'd charm.
+ But though not changed to owl or bat,
+ Or something more indelicate;
+ Yet, as your tongue has run too fast,
+ Your boasted beauty must not last.
+ No more shall frolic Cupid lie
+ In ambuscade in either eye,
+ From thence to aim his keenest dart
+ To captivate each youthful heart:
+ No more shall envious misses pine
+ At charms now flown, that once were thine:
+ No more, since you so ill behave,
+ Shall injured Oberon be your slave.
+
+There is one word which I could wish had not been there, though it is
+prettily excused afterwards. The next day my Lady Suffolk desired I
+would write her a patent for appointing Lady Temple poet laureate to
+the fairies. I was excessively out of order with a pain in my stomach,
+which I had had for ten days, and was fitter to write verses like
+a poet laureate, than for making one; however, I was going home to
+dinner alone, and at six I sent her some lines, which you ought to
+have seen how sick I was, to excuse; but first, I must tell you my
+tale methodically. The next morning by nine o'clock Miss Hotham (she
+must forgive me twenty years hence for saying she was eleven, for I
+recollect she is but ten) arrived at Lady Temple's, her face and neck
+all spotted with saffron, and limping. 'Oh, madam!' said she, 'I am
+undone for ever if you do not assist me!' 'Lord, child,' cried my Lady
+Temple, 'what is the matter?' thinking she had hurt herself, or lost
+the ring, and that she was stolen out before her aunt was up. 'Oh,
+madam,' said the girl, 'nobody but you can assist me!' My Lady Temple
+protests the child acted her part so well as to deceive her. 'What can
+I do for you?' 'Dear madam, take this load from my back; nobody but
+you can.' Lady Temple turned her round, and upon her back was tied a
+child's waggon. In it were three tiny purses of blue velvet; in one of
+them a silver cup, in another a crown of laurel, and in the third
+four new silver pennies, with the patent, signed at top, 'Oberon
+Imperator'; and two sheets of warrants strung together with blue silk
+according to form; and at top an office seal of wax and a chaplet of
+cut paper on it. The warrants were these:
+
+ From the Royal Mews:
+ A waggon with the draught horses, delivered by
+ command without fee.
+
+ From the Lord Chamberlain's Office:
+ A warrant with the royal sign manual, delivered
+ by command without fee, being first entered
+ in the office books.
+
+ From the Lord Steward's Office:
+ A butt of sack, delivered without fee or gratuity,
+ with an order for returning the cask for the
+ use of the office, by command.
+
+ From the Great Wardrobe:
+ Three velvet bags, delivered without fee, by
+ command.
+
+ From the Treasurer of the Household's Office:
+ A year's salary paid free from land-tax, poundage,
+ or any other deduction whatever, by command.
+
+ From the Jewel Office:
+ A silver butt, a silver cup, a wreath of bays, by
+ command without fee.
+
+Then came the Patent:
+
+ By these presents be it known,
+ To all who bend before our throne,
+ Fays and fairies, elves and sprites,
+ Beauteous dames and gallant knights,
+ That we, Oberon the grand,
+ Emperor of fairy-land,
+ King of moonshine, prince of dreams,
+ Lord of Aganippe's streams,
+ Baron of the dimpled isles
+ That lie in pretty maidens' smiles,
+ Arch-treasurer of all the graces
+ Dispersed through fifty lovely faces,
+ Sovereign of the slipper's order,
+ With all the rites thereon that border,
+ Defender of the sylphic faith,
+ Declare--and thus your monarch saith:
+ Whereas there is a noble dame,
+ Whom mortals Countess Temple name,
+ To whom ourself did erst impart
+ The choicest secrets of our art,
+ Taught her to tune the harmonious line
+ To our own melody divine,
+ Taught her the graceful negligence,
+ Which, scorning art and veiling sense,
+ Achieves that conquest o'er the heart
+ Sense seldom gains, and never art;
+ This lady, 'tis our royal will,
+ Our laureate's vacant seat should fill:
+ A chaplet of immortal bays
+ Shall crown her brow and guard her lays;
+ Of nectar sack an acorn cup
+ Be at her board each year filled up;
+ And as each quarter feast comes round
+ A silver penny shall be found
+ Within the compass of her shoe--
+ And so we bid you all adieu!
+
+Given at our palace of Cowslip Castle, the shortest night of the year.
+
+OBERON.
+
+And underneath,
+
+HOTHAMINA.
+
+How shall I tell you the greatest curiosity of the story? The whole
+plan and execution of the second act was laid and adjusted by my
+Lady Suffolk herself and Will. Chetwynd, Master of the Mint, Lord
+Bolingbroke's Oroonoho-Chetwynd; he fourscore, she past seventy-six;
+and what is more, much worse than I was, for, added to her deafness,
+she has been confined these three weeks with the gout in her eyes, and
+was actually then in misery, and had been without sleep. What
+spirits, and cleverness, and imagination, at that age, and under those
+afflicting circumstances! You reconnoitre her old court knowledge, how
+charmingly she has applied it! Do you wonder I pass so many hours and
+evenings with her? Alas! I had like to have lost her this morning!
+They had poulticed her feet to draw the gout downwards, and began to
+succeed yesterday, but to-day it flew up into her head, and she was
+almost in convulsions with the agony, and screamed dreadfully; proof
+enough how ill she was, for her patience and good breeding make her
+for ever sink and conceal what she feels. This evening the gout has
+been driven back to her foot, and I trust she is out of danger. Her
+loss would be irreparable to me at Twickenham, where she is by far the
+most rational and agreeable company I have....
+
+
+
+To LADY HERVEY
+
+_A quiet life_
+
+
+Strawberry Hill, 11 _June_, 1765.
+
+I am almost as much ashamed, Madam, to plead the true cause of my
+faults towards your ladyship, as to have been guilty of any neglect.
+It is scandalous, at my age, to have been carried backwards and
+forwards to balls and suppers and parties by very young people, as
+I was all last week. My resolutions of growing old and staid are
+admirable: I wake with a sober plan, and intend to pass the day with
+my friends--then comes the Duke of Richmond, and hurries me down to
+Whitehall to dinner--then the Duchess of Grafton sends for me to too
+in Upper Grosvenor Street--before I can get thither, I am begged
+to step to Kensington, to give Mrs. Anne Pitt my opinion about
+a bow-window--after the loo, I am to march back to Whitehall to
+supper--and after that, am to walk with Miss Pelham on the terrace
+till two in the morning, because it is moonlight and her chair is not
+come. All this does not help my morning laziness; and by the time I
+have breakfasted, fed my birds and my squirrels, and dressed, there is
+an auction ready. In short, Madam, this was my life last week, and
+is I think every week, with the addition of forty episodes.--Yet,
+ridiculous as it is, I send it to your ladyship, because I had
+rather you should laugh at me than be angry. I cannot offend you in
+intention, but I fear my sins of omission are equal to a good many
+Christian's. Pray forgive me. I really will begin to be between forty
+and fifty by the time I am fourscore: and I truly believe I shall
+bring my resolutions within compass; for I have not chalked out any
+particular business that will take me above forty years more; so that,
+if I do not get acquainted with the grandchildren of all the present
+age, I shall lead a quiet sober life yet before I die....
+
+
+
+To THE REV. WILLIAM COLE
+
+_Gray's death_
+
+
+Paris, 12 _Aug_. 1771.
+
+DEAR SIR,
+
+I am excessively shocked at reading in the papers that Mr. Gray is
+dead! I wish to God you may be able to tell me it is not true! Yet
+in this painful uncertainty I must rest some days! None of my
+acquaintance are in London. I do not know to whom to apply but to you.
+Alas! I fear in vain! Too many circumstances speak it true! the detail
+is exact;--a second paper arrived by the same post, and does not
+contradict it--and what is worse, I saw him but four or five
+days before I came hither; he had been to Kensington for the air,
+complained of gout flying about him, of sensations of it in his
+stomach, and indeed, thought him changed, and that he looked
+ill--still I had not the least idea of his being in danger.--I started
+up from my chair, when I read the paragraph--a cannon-ball could
+not have surprised me more! The shock but ceased, to give way to my
+concern; and my hopes are too ill founded to mitigate it. If nobody
+has the charity to write to me, my anxiety must continue till the end
+of the month, for I shall set out on my return on the 26th; and unless
+you receive this time enough for your answer to leave London on the
+20th, in the evening, I cannot meet it, till I find it in Arlington
+Street, whither I beg you to direct it.
+
+If the event is but too true, pray add to this melancholy service,
+that of telling me any circumstances you know of his death. Our long,
+very long friendship, and his genius, must endear to me everything
+that relates to him. What writings has he left? Who are his executors?
+I should earnestly wish, if he has destined anything to the public,
+to print it at my press--it would do me honour, and would give me an
+opportunity of expressing what I feel for him. Methinks, as we grow
+old, our only business here is to adorn the graves of our friends, or
+to dig our own.
+
+
+
+To THE REV. WILLIAM MASON
+
+_The quarrel with Gray_
+
+
+2 _March_, 1773.
+
+What shall I say? How shall I thank you for the kind manner in which
+you submit your papers to my correction? But if you are friendly, I
+must be just. I am so far from being dissatisfied, that I must beg to
+shorten your pen, and in that respect only would I wish, with regard
+to myself, to alter your text. I am conscious that in the beginning of
+the differences between Gray and me, the fault was mine. I was
+young, too fond of my own diversions; nay, I do not doubt, too much
+intoxicated by indulgence, vanity, and the insolence of my situation,
+as a prime minister's son, not to have been inattentive to the
+feelings of one, I blush to say it, that I knew was obliged to me;
+of one, whom presumption and folly made me deem not very superior
+in parts, though I have since felt my infinite inferiority to him.
+I treated him insolently. He loved me, and I did not think he did. I
+reproached him with the difference between us, when he acted from the
+conviction of knowing that he was my superior. I often disregarded
+his wish of seeing places, which I would not quit my own amusements to
+visit, though I offered to send him thither without me. Forgive me,
+if I say that his temper was not conciliating, at the same time that I
+will confess to you that he acted a most friendly part, had I had the
+sense to take advantage of it. He freely told me my faults. I declared
+I did not wish to hear them, nor would correct them. You will not
+wonder, that with the dignity of his spirit, and the obstinate
+carelessness of mine, the breach must have widened till we became
+incompatible.
+
+After this confession, I fear you will think I fall short in the
+words I wish to have substituted for some of yours. If you think them
+inadequate to the state of the case, as I own they are, preserve this
+letter, and let some future Sir John Dalrymple produce it to load my
+memory; but I own I do not desire that any ambiguity should aid his
+invention to forge an account for me. If you have no objection, I
+would propose your narrative should run thus ... and contain no more,
+till a proper time shall come for publishing the truth, as I have
+stated it to you. While I am living, it is not pleasant to see my
+private disagreements discussed in magazines and newspapers.
+
+
+
+To THE COUNTESS OF UPPER OSSORY
+
+_Fashionable intelligence_
+
+
+Strawberry Hill, 27 _March_, 1773.
+
+What play makes you laugh very much, and yet is a very wretched
+comedy? Dr. Goldsmith's _She Stoops to Conquer_. Stoops indeed!--so
+she does, that is the Muse; she is draggled up to the knees, and has
+trudged, I believe, from Southwark fair. The whole view of the
+piece is low humour, and no humour is in it. All the merit is in the
+situations, which are comic; the heroine has no more modesty than Lady
+Bridget, and the author's wit is as much _manque_ as the lady's; but
+some of the characters are well acted, and Woodward speaks a poor
+prologue, written by Garrick, admirably.
+
+You perceive, Madam, that I have boldly sallied to a play; but the
+heat of the house and of this sultry March half killed me, yet I limp
+about as if I was young and pleased. From the play I travelled
+to Upper Grosvenor Street, to Lady Edgecumbe's, supped at Lady
+Hertford's. That Maccaroni rake, Lady Powis, who is just come to her
+estate and spending it, calling in with news of a fire in the Strand
+at past one in the morning, Lady Hertford, Lady Powis, Mrs. Howe, and
+I, set out to see it, and were within an inch of seeing the Adelphi
+buildings burnt to the ground. I was to have gone to the Oratorio
+next night for Miss Linley's sake, but, being engaged to the French
+ambassador's ball afterwards, I thought I was not quite Hercules
+enough for so many labours, and declined the former.
+
+The house was all arbours and bowers, but rather more approaching to
+Calcutta, where so many English were stewed to death; for as the Queen
+would not dis-Maid of Honour herself of Miss Vernon till after the
+Oratorio, the ball-room was not opened till she arrived, and we were
+penned together in the little hall till we could not breathe. The
+quadrilles were very pretty: Mrs. Darner, Lady Sefton, Lady Melbourne,
+and the Princess Czartoriski in blue satin, with blond and _collets
+montes a la reine Elizabeth_; Lord Robert Spencer, Mr. Fitzpatrick,
+Lord Carlisle, and I forget whom, in like dresses with red sashes,
+_derouge_, black hats with diamond loops and a few feathers before,
+began; then the Henri Quatres and Quatresses, who were Lady Craven,
+Miss Minching, the two Misses Vernons, Mr. Storer, Mr. Hanger, the Duc
+de Lauzun, and George Damer, all in white, the men with black hats and
+white feathers napping behind, danced another quadrille, and then both
+quadrilles joined; after which Mrs. Hobart, all in gauze and spangles,
+like a spangle-pudding, a Miss I forget, Lord Edward Bentinck, and
+a Mr. Corbet, danced a _pas-de-quatre_, in which Mrs. Hobart indeed
+performed admirably.
+
+The fine Mrs. Matthews in white, trimmed down all the neck and
+petticoat with scarlet cock's feathers, appeared like a new macaw
+brought from Otaheite; but of all the pretty creatures next to the
+Carrara (who was not there) was Mrs. Bunbury; so that with her I was
+in love till one o'clock, and then came home to bed. The Duchess of
+Queensberry had a round gown of rose-colour, with a man's cape, which,
+with the stomacher and sleeves, was all trimmed with mother-of-pearl
+earrings. This Pindaric gown was a sudden thought to surprise the
+Duke, with whom she had dined in another dress. Did you ever see so
+good a joke?...
+
+Lord Chesterfield was dead before my last letter that foretold his
+death set out. Alas! I shall have no more of his lively sayings,
+Madam, to send you. Oh yes! I have his last: being told of the quarrel
+in Spitalfields, and even that Mrs. F[itzroy] struck Miss P[oole], he
+said, I always thought Mrs. F. a _striking_ beauty.'
+
+Thus, having given away all his wit to the last farthing, he has left
+nothing but some poor witticisms in his will, tying up his heir by
+forfeitures and jokes from going to Newmarket.
+
+I wrote this letter at Strawberry, and find nothing new in town to add
+but a cold north-east that has brought back all our fires and furs.
+Pray tell me a little of your Ladyship's futurity, and whether you
+will deign to pass through London.
+
+
+
+TO THE REV. WILLIAM COLE
+
+_Antiquaries and authors_
+
+
+Arlington Street, 27 _April_, 1773.
+
+... Mr. Gough wants to be introduced to me! Indeed! I would see
+him;... but he is so dull that he would only be troublesome--and
+besides, you know I shun authors, and would never have been one
+myself, if it obliged me to keep such bad company. They are always
+in earnest, and think their profession serious, and will dwell upon
+trifles, and reverence learning. I laugh at all these things, and
+write only to laugh at them, and divert myself. None of us are authors
+of any consequence; and it is the most ridiculous of all vanities to
+be vain of being _mediocre_. A page in a great author humbles me
+to the dust; and the conversation of those that are not superior
+to myself, reminds me of what will be thought of myself. I blush to
+flatter them, or to be flattered by them, and should dread letters
+being published some time or other, in which they would relate our
+interviews, and we should appear like those puny conceited witlings
+in Shenstone's and Hughes's _Correspondence_, who give themselves airs
+from being in possession of the soil of Parnassus for the time being;
+as peers are proud, because they enjoy the estates of great men who
+went before them. Mr. Gough is very welcome to see Strawberry Hill; or
+I would help him to any scraps in my possession, that would assist
+his publications; though he is one of those industrious who are
+only re-burying the dead--but I cannot be acquainted with him. It is
+contrary to my system and my humour; and besides, I know nothing
+of barrows, and Danish intrenchments, and Saxon barbarisms, and
+Phoenician characters--in short, I know nothing of those ages that
+knew nothing--how then should I be of use to modern litterati? All the
+Scotch metaphysicians have sent me their works. I did not read one of
+them, because I do not understand what is not understood by those that
+write about it; and I did not get acquainted with one of the writers.
+I should like to be acquainted with Mr. Anstey, even though he wrote
+Lord Buckhorse, or with the author of the _Heroic Epistle_--I have no
+thirst to know the rest of my contemporaries, from the absurd bombast
+of Dr. Johnson down to the silly Dr. Goldsmith; though the latter
+changeling has had bright gleams of parts, and though the former had
+sense, till he changed it for words, and sold it for a pension. Don't
+think me scornful. Recollect that I have seen Pope, and lived with
+Gray. Adieu!
+
+
+
+TO THE MISS BERRYS
+
+_Their first meeting_
+
+
+Tuesday night, 8 o'clock, 17 _Sept._ 1793.
+
+My beloved spouses,
+
+Whom I love better than Solomon loved his one spouse--or his one
+thousand. I lament that the summer is over; not because of its
+iniquity, but because you two made it so delightful to me, that six
+weeks of gout could not sour it. Pray take care of yourselves--not
+for your own sakes, but for mine; for, as I have just had my quota of
+gout, I may, possibly, expect to see another summer; and, as you allow
+that I do know my own, and when I wish for anything and have it, am
+entirely satisfied, you may depend upon it that I shall be as happy
+with a third summer, if I reach it, as I have been with the two last.
+
+Consider, that I have been threescore years and ten looking for a
+society that I perfectly like; and at last there dropped out of the
+clouds into Lady Herries's room two young gentlewomen, who I so little
+thought were sent thither on purpose for me, that when I was told they
+were the charming Miss Berrys, I would not even go to the side of the
+chamber where they sat. But, as Fortune never throws anything at one's
+head without hitting one, I soon found out that the charming Berrys
+were precisely _ce qu'il me fallait_; and that though young enough to
+be my great-grand-daughters, lovely enough to turn the heads of all
+our youths, and sensible enough, if said youths have any brains, to
+set all their heads to rights again. Yes, sweet damsels, I have found
+that you can bear to pass half your time with an antediluvian, without
+discovering any _ennui_ or disgust; though his greatest merit towards
+you is, that he is not one of those old fools who fancy they are in
+love in their dotage. I have no such vagary; though I am not
+sorry that some folks think I am so absurd, since it frets their
+selfishness.
+
+
+
+
+OLIVER GOLDSMITH
+
+1728-1774
+
+
+
+TO HIS MOTHER
+
+_At Cork_
+
+
+[c. 1751.]
+
+My dear mother,
+
+If you will sit down and calmly listen to what I say, you shall be
+fully resolved in every one of those many questions you have asked me.
+I went to Cork and converted my horse, which you prize so much higher
+than Fiddleback, into cash, took my passage in a ship bound for
+America, and, at the same time, paid the captain for my freight and
+all the other expenses of my voyage. But it so happened that the wind
+did not answer for three weeks; and you know, mother, that I could not
+command the elements. My misfortune was, that, when the wind served, I
+happened to be with a party in the country, and my friend the captain
+never inquired after me, but set sail with as much indifference as if
+I had been on board. The remainder of my time I employed in the city
+and its environs, viewing everything curious; and you know no one can
+starve while he has money in his pocket.
+
+Reduced, however, to my last two guineas, I began to think of my
+dear mother and friends whom I had left behind me, and so bought
+that generous beast Fiddleback, and made adieu to Cork with only five
+shillings in my pocket. This, to be sure, was but a scanty allowance
+for man and horse towards a journey of above a hundred miles; but I
+did not despair, for I knew I must find friends on the road.
+
+I recollected particularly an old and faithful acquaintance I made at
+college, who had often and earnestly pressed me to spend a summer
+with him, and he lived but eight miles from Cork. This circumstance
+of vicinity he would expatiate on to me with peculiar emphasis. 'We
+shall,' says he, 'enjoy the delights of both city and country, and you
+shall command my stable and my purse.'
+
+However, upon the way, I met a poor woman all in tears, who told me
+her husband had been arrested for a debt he was not able to pay, and
+that his eight children must now starve, bereaved as they were of his
+industry, which had been their only support. I thought myself at home,
+being not far from my good friend's house, and therefore parted with
+a moiety of all my store; and pray, mother, ought I not to have given
+her the other half-crown, for what she got would be of little use to
+her? However, I soon arrived at the mansion of my affectionate friend,
+guarded by the vigilance of a huge mastiff, who flew at me, and
+would have torn me to pieces but for the assistance of a woman, whose
+countenance was not less grim than that of the dog; yet she with great
+humanity relieved me from the jaws of this Cerberus, and was prevailed
+on to carry up my name to her master.
+
+Without suffering me to wait long, my old friend, who was then
+recovering from a severe fit of sickness, came down in his nightcap,
+nightgown, and slippers, and embraced me with the most cordial
+welcome, showed me in, and after giving me a history of his
+indisposition, assured me that he considered himself peculiarly
+fortunate in having under his roof the man he most loved on earth, and
+whose stay with him must, above all things, contribute to his perfect
+recovery. I now repented sorely I had not given the poor woman the
+other half-crown, as I thought all my bills of humanity would be
+punctually answered by this worthy man. I revealed to him my whole
+soul; I opened to him all my distresses; and freely owned that I
+had but one half-crown in my pocket; but that now, like a ship after
+weathering out the storm, I considered myself secure in a safe and
+hospitable harbour. He made no answer, but walked about the room,
+rubbing his hands as one in deep study. This I imputed to the
+sympathetic feelings of a tender heart, which increased my esteem for
+him, and as that increased, I gave the most favourable interpretation
+to his silence. I construed it into delicacy of sentiment, as if he
+dreaded to wound my pride by expressing his commiseration in words,
+leaving his generous conduct to speak for itself.
+
+It now approached six o'clock in the evening; and as I had eaten no
+breakfast, and as my spirits were raised, my appetite for dinner grew
+uncommonly keen. At length the old woman came into the room with two
+plates, one spoon, and a dirty cloth which she laid upon the table.
+This appearance, without increasing my spirits, did not diminish my
+appetite. My protectress soon returned with a small bowl of sago, a
+small porringer of sour milk, a loaf of stale brown bread, and
+the heel of an old cheese all over crawling with mites. My friend
+apologized that his illness obliged him to live on slops, and that
+better fare was not in the house; observing, at the same time, that
+a milk diet was certainly the most healthful; and at eight o'clock he
+again recommended a regular life, declaring that for his part he would
+lie down with the lamb and rise with the lark. My hunger was at this
+time so exceedingly sharp that I wished for another slice of the loaf,
+but was obliged to go to bed without even that refreshment.
+
+This lenten entertainment I had received made me resolve to depart as
+soon as possible; accordingly, next morning, when I spoke of going,
+he did not oppose my resolution; he rather commended my design, adding
+some very sage counsel upon the occasion. 'To be sure,' said he, 'the
+longer you stay away from your mother, the more you will grieve her
+and your other friends; and possibly they are already afflicted at
+hearing of this foolish expedition you have made.' Notwithstanding all
+this, and without any hope of softening such a sordid heart, I again
+renewed the tale of my distress, and asking 'how he thought I could
+travel above a hundred miles upon one half-crown?' I begged to borrow
+a single guinea, which I assured him should be repaid with thanks.
+'And you know, sir,' said I, 'it is no more than I have often done for
+you.' To which he firmly answered, 'Why, look you, Mr. Goldsmith, that
+is neither here nor there. I have paid you all you ever lent me, and
+this sickness of mine has left me bare of cash. But I have bethought
+myself of a conveyance for you; sell your horse, and I will furnish
+you with a much better one to ride on.' I readily grasped at his
+proposal, and begged to see the nag; on which he led me to his
+bedchamber, and from under the bed he pulled out a stout oak stick.
+'Here he is,' said he; 'take this in your hand, and it will carry you
+to your mother's with more safety than such a horse as you ride.' I
+was in doubt, when I got it into my hand, whether I should not in the
+first place apply it to his pate; but a rap at the street-door
+made the wretch fly to it, and when I returned to the parlour,
+he introduced me, as if nothing of the kind had happened, to the
+gentleman who entered, as Mr. Goldsmith, his most ingenious and worthy
+friend, of whom he had so often heard him speak with rapture. I could
+scarcely compose myself; and must have betrayed indignation in my mien
+to the stranger, who was a counsellor-at-law in the neighbourhood, a
+man of engaging aspect and polite address.
+
+After spending an hour, he asked my friend and me to dine with him at
+his house. This I declined at first, as I wished to have no further
+communication with my hospitable friend; but at the solicitation of
+both I at last consented, determined as I was by two motives; one,
+that I was prejudiced in favour of the looks and manner of the
+counsellor; and the other, that I stood in need of a comfortable
+dinner. And there, indeed, I found everything that I could wish,
+abundance without profusion, and elegance without affectation. In the
+evening, when my old friend, who had eaten very plentifully at his
+neighbour's table, but talked again of lying down with the lamb, made
+a motion to me for retiring, our generous host requested I should take
+a bed with him, upon which I plainly told my old friend that he might
+go home and take care of the horse he had given me, but that I should
+never re-enter his doors. He went away with a laugh, leaving me to
+add this to the other little things the counsellor already knew of his
+plausible neighbour.
+
+And now, my dear mother, I found sufficient to reconcile me to all
+my follies; for here I spent three whole days. The counsellor had
+two sweet girls to his daughters, who played enchantingly on the
+harpsichord; and yet it was but a melancholy pleasure I felt the first
+time I heard them: for that being the first time also that either of
+them had touched the instrument since their mother's death, I saw
+the tears in silence trickle down their father's cheeks. I every day
+endeavoured to go away, but every day was pressed and obliged to stay.
+On my going, the counsellor offered me his purse, with a horse and
+servant to convey me home; but the latter I declined, and only took a
+guinea to bear my necessary expenses on the road.
+
+
+
+TO ROBERT BRYANTON
+
+_In Scotland_
+
+
+Edinburgh, 26 _Sept._ 1753
+
+MY DEAR BOB,
+
+How many good excuses (and you know I was ever good at an excuse)
+might I call up to vindicate my past shameful silence! I might tell
+how I wrote a long letter on my first coming hither, and seem vastly
+angry at my not receiving an answer; I might allege that business
+(with business you know I was always pestered) had never given me
+time to finger a pen--but I suppress those and twenty more equally
+plausible, and as easily invented, since they might be attended with
+a slight inconvenience of being known to be lies. Let me then speak
+truth. An hereditary indolence (I have it from the mother's side) has
+hitherto prevented my writing to you, and still prevents my writing
+at least twenty-five letters more, due to my friends in Ireland. No
+turnspit dog gets up into his wheel with more reluctance than I sit
+down to write; yet no dog ever loved the roast meat he turns better
+than I do him I now address. Yet what shall I say now I'm entered?
+Shall I tire you with a description of this unfruitful country;
+where I must lead you over their hills all brown with heath, or their
+valleys scarce able to feed a rabbit? Man alone seems to be the only
+creature who has arrived to the natural size in this poor soil. Every
+part of the country presents the same dismal landscape. No grove, nor
+brook, lend their music to cheer the stranger, or make the inhabitants
+forget their poverty. Yet with all these disadvantages, enough to
+call him down to humility, the Scotchman is one of the proudest things
+alive. The poor have pride ever ready to relieve them. If mankind
+should happen to despise them, they are masters of their own
+admiration; and _that_ they can plentifully bestow upon themselves.
+
+From their pride and poverty, as I take it, results one advantage this
+country enjoys; namely, the gentlemen here are much better bred than
+amongst us. No such characters here as our fox-hunters; and they have
+expressed great surprise when I informed them that some men in Ireland
+of one thousand pounds a-year spend their whole lives in running after
+a hare, and drinking to be drunk; and truly, if such a being, equipped
+in his hunting dress, came among a circle of Scotch gentry, they would
+behold him with the same astonishment that a countryman would King
+George on horseback.
+
+The men here have generally high cheek-bones, and are lean and
+swarthy, fond of action, dancing in particular. Though now I mention
+dancing, let me say something of their balls, which are very frequent
+here. When a stranger enters the dancing-hall, he sees one end of
+the room taken up with the ladies, who sit dismally in a group by
+themselves; on the other end stand their pensive partners that are to
+be; but no more intercourse between the sexes than there is between
+two countries at war. The ladies indeed may ogle, and the gentlemen
+sigh; but an embargo is laid on any closer commerce. At length, to
+interrupt hostilities, the lady directress, or intendant, or what you
+will, pitches on a gentleman and lady to walk a minuet; which they
+perform with a formality that approaches to despondence. After five
+or six couple have thus walked the gauntlet, all stand up to country
+dances; each gentleman furnished with a partner from the aforesaid
+lady directress; so they dance much and say nothing, and thus
+concludes our assembly. I told a Scotch gentleman that such profound
+silence resembled the ancient procession of the Roman matrons in
+honour of Ceres; and the Scotch gentleman told me (and, faith, I
+believe he was right) that I was a very great pedant for my pains.
+
+Now I am come to the ladies; and to show that I love Scotland, and
+everything that belongs to so charming a country, I insist on it, and
+will give him leave to break my head that denies it--that the Scotch
+ladies are ten thousand times handsomer and finer than the Irish. To
+be sure, now, I see your sisters Betty and Peggy vastly surprised at
+my partiality, but tell them flatly, I don't value them, or their fine
+skins, or eyes, or good sense, or--, a potato; for I say it, and will
+maintain it, and as a convincing proof (I'm in a very great passion)
+of what I assert, the Scotch ladies say it themselves. But to be less
+serious; where will you find a language so pretty become a pretty
+mouth as the broad Scotch? and the women here speak it in its highest
+purity; for instance, teach one of their young ladies to pronounce
+'Whoar wull I gong?' with a becoming wideness of mouth, and I'll lay
+my life they will wound every hearer.
+
+We have no such character here as a coquet, but alas! how many envious
+prudes! Some days ago I walked into my Lord Kilcoubry's (don't be
+surprised, my lord is but a glover), when the Duchess of Hamilton
+(that fair who sacrificed her beauty to ambition, and her inward peace
+to a title and gilt equipage) passed by in her chariot; her battered
+husband, or more properly the guardian of her charms, sat by her side.
+Straight envy began, in the shape of no less than three ladies who sat
+with me, to find faults in her faultless form.--'For my part,' says
+the first, 'I think what I always thought, that the Duchess has too
+much red in her complexion.' 'Madam, I'm of your opinion,' says the
+second; 'I think her face has a palish cast too much on the delicate
+order.' 'And let me tell you,' adds the third lady, whose mouth was
+puckered up to the size of an issue, 'that the Duchess has fine lips,
+but she wants a mouth.'--At this every lady drew up her lips as if
+going to pronounce the letter P.
+
+But how ill, my Bob, does it become me to ridicule women with whom
+I have scarce any correspondence! There are, 'tis certain, handsome
+women here; and 'tis as certain there are handsome men to keep them
+company. An ugly and a poor man is society for himself; and such
+society the world lets me enjoy in great abundance. Fortune has given
+you circumstances, and nature a person to look charming in the eyes of
+the fair world. Nor do I envy my dear Bob such blessings, while I may
+sit down and laugh at the world and at myself, the most ridiculous
+object in it. But I begin to grow splenetic, and perhaps the fit may
+continue till I receive an answer to this. I know you can't send news
+from Ballymahon, but such as it is, send it all; everything you write
+will be agreeable and entertaining to me.
+
+Has George Conway put up a sign yet; or John Finecly left off drinking
+drams; or Tom Allen got a new wig? But I leave to your own choice what
+to write. While Oliver Goldsmith lives, know you have a friend.
+
+PS.--Give my sincere respects (not compliments, do you mind) to your
+agreeable family, and give my service to my mother, if you see her;
+for, as you express it in Ireland, I have a sneaking kindness for her
+still.
+
+Direct to me,--Student in Physic, in Edinburgh.
+
+
+
+TO HIS UNCLE CONTARINE
+
+_In Holland_,
+
+
+Leyden, _April_ or _May, 1754_.
+
+DEAR SIR,
+
+I suppose by this time I am accused of either neglect or ingratitude,
+and my silence imputed to my usual slowness of writing. But believe
+me, Sir, when I say, that till now I had not an opportunity of sitting
+down with that ease of mind which writing required. You may see by the
+top of the letter that I am at Leyden; but of my journey hither you
+must be informed. Some time after the receipt of your last, I embarked
+for Bordeaux, on board a Scotch ship called the _St. Andrews_, Capt.
+John Wall, master. The ship made a tolerable appearance, and as
+another inducement, I was let to know that six agreeable passengers
+were to be my company. Well, we were but two days at sea when a storm
+drove us into a city of England called Newcastle-upon-Tyne. We all
+went ashore to refresh us after the fatigue of our voyage. Seven men
+and I were one day on shore, and on the following evening as we were
+all very merry, the room door bursts open, enters a sergeant and
+twelve grenadiers with their bayonets screwed, and puts us all under
+the King's arrest. It seems my company were Scotchmen in the French
+service, and had been in Scotland to enlist soldiers for the French
+army. I endeavoured all I could to prove my innocence; however, I
+remained in prison with the rest a fortnight, and with difficulty got
+off even then. Dear Sir, keep this all a secret, or at least say it
+was for debt; for if it were once known at the University, I should
+hardly get a degree. But hear how Providence interposed in my favour;
+the ship was gone on to Bordeaux before I got from prison, and was
+wrecked at the mouth of the Garonne, and every one of the crew were
+drowned. It happened the last great storm. There was a ship at that
+time ready for Holland. I embarked, and in nine days, thank my God, I
+arrived safe at Rotterdam; whence I travelled by land to Leyden; and
+whence I now write.
+
+You may expect some account of this country, and though I am not well
+qualified for such an undertaking, yet shall I endeavour to satisfy
+some part of your expectations. Nothing surprised me more than the
+books every day published, descriptive of the manners of this country.
+Any young man who takes it into his head to publish his travels,
+visits the countries he intends to describe; passes through them with
+as much inattention as his _valet de chambre_; and consequently not
+having a fund himself to fill a volume, he applies to those who wrote
+before him, and gives us the manners of a country, not as he must have
+seen them, but such as they might have been fifty years before. The
+modern Dutchman is quite a different creature from him of former
+times; he in everything imitates a Frenchman but in his easy
+disengaged air, which is the result of keeping polite company.
+The Dutchman is vastly ceremonious, and is perhaps exactly what a
+Frenchman might have been in the reign of Louis XIV. Such are the
+better-bred. But the downright Hollander is one of the oddest figures
+in nature. Upon a head of lank hair he wears a half-cocked narrow hat
+laced with black ribbon: no coat, but seven waistcoats, and nine pairs
+of breeches; so that his hips reach almost up to his armpits. This
+well-clothed vegetable is now fit to see company, or make love. But
+what a pleasing creature is the object of his appetite? Why, she
+wears a large fur cap with a deal of Flanders lace: for every pair of
+breeches he carries, she puts on two petticoats.
+
+A Dutch lady burns nothing about her phlegmatic admirer but his
+tobacco. You must know, Sir, every woman carries in her hand a
+stove with coals in it, which, when she sits, she snugs under her
+petticoats; and at this chimney dozing Strephon lights his pipe. I
+take it that this continual smoking is what gives the man the ruddy
+healthful complexion he generally wears, by draining his superfluous
+moisture, while the woman, deprived of this amusement, overflows with
+such viscidities as tint the complexion, and give that paleness of
+visage which low fenny grounds and moist air conspire to cause. A
+Dutch woman and Scotch will well bear an opposition.
+
+The one is pale and fat, the other lean and ruddy: the one walks as if
+she were straddling after a go-cart, and the other takes too masculine
+a stride. I shall not endeavour to deprive either country of its share
+of beauty; but must say, that of all objects on this earth, an English
+farmer's daughter is most charming. Every woman there is a complete
+beauty, while the higher class of women want many of the requisites to
+make them even tolerable. Their pleasures here are very dull, though
+very various. You may smoke, you may doze; you may go to the
+Italian comedy, as good an amusement as either of the former. This
+entertainment always brings in Harlequin, who is generally a magician,
+and in consequence of his diabolical art performs a thousand tricks on
+the rest of the persons of the drama, who are all fools. I have seen
+the pit in a roar of laughter at this humour, when with his sword he
+touches the glass from which another was drinking. 'Twas not his face
+they laughed at, for that was masked. They must have seen something
+vastly queer in the wooden sword, that neither I, nor you, Sir, were
+you there, could see.
+
+In winter, when their canals are frozen, every house is forsaken, and
+all people are on the ice; sleds, drawn by horses, and skating, are at
+that time the reigning amusements. They have boats here that slide
+on the ice, and are driven by the winds. When they spread all their
+sails, they go more than a mile and a half a minute, and their motion
+is so rapid the eye can scarcely accompany them. Their ordinary manner
+of travelling is very cheap and very convenient: they sail in covered
+boats drawn by horses; and in these you are sure to meet people of all
+nations. Here the Dutch slumber, the French chatter, and the English
+play at cards. Any man who likes company may have them to his taste.
+For my part I generally detached myself from all society, and was
+wholly taken up in observing the face of the country. Nothing can
+equal its beauty; wherever I turn my eye, fine houses, elegant
+gardens, statues, grottos, vistas, presented themselves; but when you
+enter their towns you are charmed beyond description. No misery is to
+be seen here; every one is usefully employed.
+
+Scotland and this country bear the highest contrast. There hills and
+rocks intercept every prospect; here 'tis all a continued plain. There
+you might see a well-dressed duchess issuing from a dirty close; and
+here a dirty Dutchman inhabiting a palace. The Scotch may be compared
+to a tulip planted in dung; but I never see a Dutchman in his own
+house, but I think of a magnificent Egyptian temple dedicated to an
+ox. Physic is by no means here taught so well as in Edinburgh; and
+in all Leyden there are but four British students, owing to all
+necessaries being so extremely dear, and the professors so very lazy
+(the chemical professor excepted), that we don't much care to come
+hither. I am not certain how long my stay here may be; however, I
+expect to have the happiness of seeing you at Kilmore, if I can, next
+March.
+
+Direct to me, if I am honoured with a letter from you, to Madam
+Diallion's at Leyden.
+
+Thou best of men, may Heaven guard and preserve you, and those you
+love.
+
+
+
+TO HIS BROTHER HENRY
+
+_Family matters_
+
+
+1759.
+
+... Imagine to yourself a pale, melancholy visage, with two great
+wrinkles between the eyebrows, with an eye disgustingly severe, and a
+big wig; and you may have a perfect picture of my present appearance.
+On the other hand, I conceive you as perfectly sleek and healthy,
+passing many a happy day among your own children, or those who knew
+you a child.
+
+Since I knew what it was to be a man, this is a pleasure I have not
+known. I have passed my days among a parcel of cool, designing beings,
+and have contracted all their suspicious manner in my own behaviour. I
+should actually be as unfit for the society of my friends at home, as
+I detest that which I am obliged to partake of here. I can now neither
+partake of the pleasure of a revel, nor contribute to raise its
+jollity. I can neither laugh nor drink; have contracted a hesitating,
+disagreeable manner of speaking, and a visage that looks ill-nature
+itself; in short, I have thought myself into a settled melancholy, and
+an utter disgust of all that life brings with it. Whence this romantic
+turn that all our family are possessed with? Whence this love for
+every place and every country but that in which we reside--for every
+occupation but our own? this desire of fortune, and yet this eagerness
+to dissipate? I perceive, my dear sir, that I am at intervals
+for indulging this splenetic manner, and following my own taste,
+regardless of yours.
+
+The reasons you have given me for breeding up your son as a scholar
+are judicious and convincing; I should, however, be glad to know for
+what particular profession he is designed. If he be assiduous and
+divested of strong passions (for passions in youth always lead to
+pleasure), he may do very well in your college; for it must be owned
+that the industrious poor have good encouragement there, perhaps
+better than in any other in Europe. But if he has ambition, strong
+passions, and an exquisite sensibility of contempt, do not send him
+there, unless you have no other trade for him except your own. It is
+impossible to conceive how much may be done by a proper education
+at home. A boy, for instance, who understands perfectly well Latin,
+French, Arithmetic, and the principles of the Civil Law, and can
+write a fine hand, has an education that may qualify him for any
+undertaking; and these parts of learning should be better inculcated,
+let him be designed for whatever calling he will.
+
+Above all things let him never touch a romance or novel; these paint
+beauty in colours more charming than nature, and describe happiness
+that man never tastes. How delusive, how destructive are those
+pictures of consummate bliss! They teach the youthful mind to sigh
+after beauty and happiness that never existed; to despise the little
+good which fortune has mixed in our cup, by expecting more than she
+ever gave; and, in general, take the word of a man who has seen
+the world and who has studied human nature more by experience than
+precept; take my word for it, that books teach us very little of the
+world. The greatest merit in a state of poverty would only serve to
+make the possessor ridiculous--may distress, but cannot relieve him.
+Frugality, and even avarice, in the lower orders of mankind, are
+true ambition. These afford the only ladder for the poor to rise to
+preferment. Teach then, my dear sir, to your son thrift and economy.
+Let his poor wandering uncle's example be placed before his eyes. I
+had learned from books to be disinterested and generous, before I
+was taught from experience the necessity of being prudent. I had
+contracted the habits and notions of a philosopher, while I was
+exposing myself to the insidious approaches of cunning: and often by
+being, even with my narrow finances, charitable to excess, I forgot
+the rules of justice, and placed myself in the very situation of the
+wretch who thanked me for my bounty. When I am in the remotest part of
+the world, tell him this, and perhaps he may improve from my example.
+But I find myself again falling into my gloomy habits of thinking.
+
+My mother, I am informed, is almost blind; even though I had the
+utmost inclination to return home, under such circumstances I could
+not, for to behold her in distress without a capacity of relieving her
+from it, would add much too to my splenetic habit. Your last letter
+was much too short; it should have answered some queries I had made
+in my former. Just sit down as I do, and write forward until you have
+filled all your paper. It requires no thought, at least from the ease
+with which my own sentiments rise when they are addressed to you. For,
+believe me, my head has no share in all I write; my heart dictates the
+whole. Pray give my love to Bob Bryanton, and entreat him from me not
+to drink. My dear sir, give me some account about poor Jenny. Yet her
+husband loves her: if so, she cannot be unhappy.
+
+I know not whether I should tell you--yet why should I conceal those
+trifles, or indeed anything from you? There is a book of mine will be
+published in a few days: the life of a very extraordinary man; no less
+than the great Voltaire. You know already by the title that it is no
+more than a catch-penny. However, I spent but four weeks on the whole
+performance, for which I received twenty pounds. When published, I
+shall take some method of conveying it to you, unless you may think
+it dear of the postage, which may amount to four or five shillings.
+However, I fear you will not find an equivalent of amusement.
+
+Your last letter, I repeat it, was too short; you should have given me
+your opinion of the design of the heroi-comical poem which I sent you.
+You remember I intended to introduce the hero of the poem as lying in
+a paltry ale-house. You may take the following specimen of the manner,
+which I flatter myself is quite original. The room in which he lies
+may be described somewhat this way:
+
+ The window, patched with paper, lent a ray
+ That feebly show'd the state in which he lay;
+ The sandy floor that grits beneath the tread,
+ The humid wall with paltry pictures spread;
+ The game of goose was there exposed to view,
+ And the twelve rules the royal martyr drew;
+ The Seasons, framed with listing, found a place,
+ And Prussia's monarch show'd his lamp-black face.
+ The morn was cold: he views with keen desire
+ A rusty grate, unconscious of a fire;
+ An unpaid reckoning on the frieze was scored,
+ And five crack'd teacups dress'd the chimney board.
+
+And now imagine after his soliloquy, the landlord to make his
+appearance in order to dun him for the reckoning:
+
+ Not with that face, so servile and so gay,
+ That welcomes every stranger that can pay:
+ With sulky eye he smoked the patient man,
+ Then pull'd his breeches tight, and thus began, &c.
+
+All this is taken, you see, from nature. It is a good remark of
+Montaigne's, that the wisest men often have friends with whom they
+do not care how much they play the fool. Take my present follies
+as instances of regard. Poetry is a much easier and more agreeable
+species of composition than prose; and, could a man live by it, it
+were not unpleasant employment to be a poet. I am resolved to leave no
+space, though I should fill it up only by telling you, what you very
+well know already, I mean that I am
+
+Your most affectionate friend and brother.
+
+
+
+
+WILLIAM COWPER
+
+1731-1800
+
+
+
+TO THE REV. JOHN NEWTON
+
+_Escapade of Puss_
+
+
+21 Aug. 1780.
+
+The following occurrence ought not to be passed over in silence, in
+a place where so few notable ones are to be met with. Last Wednesday
+night, while we were at supper, between the hours of eight and nine, I
+heard an unusual noise in the back parlour, as if one of the hares was
+entangled, and endeavouring to disengage herself. I was just going to
+rise from table, when it ceased. In about five minutes, a voice on the
+outside of the parlour door inquired if one of my hares had got
+away. I immediately rushed into the next room, and found that my
+poor favourite Puss had made her escape. She had gnawed in sunder the
+strings of a lattice work, with which I thought I had sufficiently
+secured the window, and which I preferred to any other sort of blind,
+because it admitted plenty of air. From thence I hastened to the
+kitchen, where I saw the redoubtable Thomas Freeman, who told me,
+that having seen her, just after she had dropped into the street, he
+attempted to cover her with his hat, but she screamed out, and leaped
+directly over his head. I then desired him to pursue as fast as
+possible, and added Richard Coleman to the chase, as being nimbler,
+and carrying less weight than Thomas; not expecting to see her again,
+but desirous to learn, if possible, what became of her. In something
+less than an hour, Richard returned, almost breathless, with the
+following account. That soon after he began to run, he left Tom
+behind him, and came in sight of a most numerous hunt of men, women,
+children, and dogs; that he did his best to keep back the dogs, and
+presently outstripped the crowd, so that the race was at last disputed
+between himself and Puss;--she ran right through the town, and down
+the lane that leads to Dropshort; a little before she came to the
+house, he got the start and turned her; she pushed for the town
+again, and soon after she entered it, sought shelter in Mr. Wagstaff's
+tanyard, adjoining to old Mr. Drake's. Sturges's harvest men were
+at supper, and saw her from the opposite side of the way. There she
+encountered the tanpits full of water; and while she was struggling
+out of one pit, and plunging into another, and almost drowned, one of
+the men drew her out by the ears, and secured her. She was then well
+washed in a bucket to get the lime out of her coat, and brought home
+in a sack at ten o'clock.
+
+This frolic cost us four shillings, but you may believe we did not
+grudge a farthing of it. The poor creature received only a little hurt
+in one of her claws, and in one of her ears, and is now almost as well
+as ever.
+
+I do not call this an answer to your letter, but such as it is I send
+it, presuming upon that interest which I know you take in my minutest
+concerns, which I cannot express better than in the words of Terence a
+little varied--_Nihil mei a te alienum putas._
+
+
+
+TO THE REV. WILLIAM UNWIN
+
+_A laugh that hurts nobody_
+
+
+_18 Nov. 1782._
+
+MY DEAR WILLIAM,
+
+... I little thought when I was writing the history of John Gilpin,
+that he would appear in print--I intended to laugh, and to make two
+or three others laugh, of whom you were one. But now all the world
+laughs, at least if they have the same relish for a tale ridiculous in
+itself, and quaintly told, as we have.--Well--they do not always laugh
+so innocently, or at so small an expense--for in a world like this,
+abounding with subjects for satire, and with satirical wits to mark
+them, a laugh that hurts nobody has at least the grace of novelty to
+recommend it. Swift's darling motto was, _Vive la bagatelle_--a good
+wish for a philosopher of his complexion, the greater part of whose
+wisdom, whencesoever it came, most certainly came not from above. _La
+bagatelle_ has no enemy in me, though it has neither so warm a friend,
+nor so able a one, as it had in him. If I trifle, and merely trifle,
+it is because I am reduced to it by necessity--a melancholy, that
+nothing else so effectually disperses, engages me sometimes in the
+arduous task of being merry by force. And, strange as it may seem,
+the most ludicrous lines I ever wrote have been written in the saddest
+mood, and, but for that saddest mood, perhaps had never been written
+at all. To say truth, it would be but a shocking vagary, should
+the mariners on board a ship buffeted by a terrible storm, employ
+themselves in fiddling and dancing; yet sometimes much such a part act
+I....
+
+
+
+To THE REV. JOHN NEWTON
+
+_Village politicians_
+
+
+_26 Jan. 1783._
+
+MY DEAR FRIEND,
+
+It is reported among persons of the best intelligence at Olney--the
+barber, the schoolmaster, and the drummer of a corps quartered at
+this place,--that the belligerent powers are at last reconciled, the
+articles of the treaty adjusted, and that peace is at the door. I saw
+this morning, at nine o'clock, a group of about twelve figures very
+closely engaged in a conference, as I suppose, upon the same subject.
+The scene of consultation was a blacksmith's shed, very comfortably
+screened from the wind, and directly opposed to the morning sun. Some
+held their hands behind them, some had them folded across their bosom,
+and others had thrust them into their breeches pockets. Every man's
+posture bespoke a pacific turn of mind; but the distance being too
+great for their words to reach me, nothing transpired. I am willing,
+however, to hope that the secret will not be a secret long, and that
+you and I, equally interested in the event, though not, perhaps,
+equally well-informed, shall soon have an opportunity to rejoice in
+the completion of it. The powers of Europe have clashed with each
+other to a fine purpose; that the Americans, at length declared
+independent, may keep themselves so, if they can; and that what the
+parties, who have thought proper to dispute upon that point, have
+wrested from each other in the course of the conflict, may be, in the
+issue of it, restored to the proper owner. Nations may be guilty of
+a conduct that would render an individual infamous for ever; and
+yet carry their heads high, talk of their glory, and despise their
+neighbours. Your opinions and mine, I mean our political ones, are
+not exactly of a piece, yet I cannot think otherwise upon this subject
+than I have always done. England, more, perhaps, through the fault of
+her generals, than her councils, has in some instances acted with a
+spirit of cruel animosity she was never chargeable with till now. But
+this is the worst that can be said. On the other hand, the Americans,
+who, if they had contented themselves with a struggle for lawful
+liberty, would have deserved applause, seem to me to have incurred
+the guilt of parricide, by renouncing their parent, by making her ruin
+their favourite object, and by associating themselves with her worst
+enemy, for the accomplishment of their purpose. France, and of course
+Spain, have acted a treacherous, a thievish part. They have stolen
+America from England, and whether they are able to possess themselves
+of that jewel or not hereafter, it was doubtless what they intended.
+Holland appears to me in a meaner light than any of them. They
+quarrelled with a friend for an enemy's sake. The French led them
+by the nose, and the English have threshed them for suffering it.
+My views of the contest being, and having been always such, I have
+consequently brighter hopes for England than her situation some time
+since seemed to justify. She is the only injured party. America may,
+perhaps, call her the aggressor; but if she were so, America has
+not only repelled the injury, but done a greater. As to the rest, if
+perfidy, treachery, avarice, and ambition can prove their cause to
+have been a rotten one, those proofs are found upon them. I think,
+therefore, that whatever scourge may be prepared for England, on some
+future day, her ruin is not yet to be expected. Acknowledge, now, that
+I am worthy of a place under the shed I described, and that I should
+make no small figure among the _quidnuncs_ of Olney....
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Village justice_
+
+
+17 _Nov_. 1783.
+
+MY DEAR FRIEND,
+
+... The country around us is much alarmed with apprehensions of fire.
+Two have happened since that of Olney. One at Hitchin, where the
+damage is said to amount to eleven thousand pounds, and another, at
+a place not far from Hitchin, of which I have not learnt the name.
+Letters have been dropped at Bedford, threatening to burn the town;
+and the inhabitants have been so intimidated, as to have placed a
+guard in many parts of it, several nights past. Some madman or some
+devil has broke loose, who it is to be hoped will pay dear for these
+effusions of his malignity. Since our conflagration here, we have sent
+two women and a boy to the justice, for depredation; Sue Riviss, for
+stealing a piece of beef, which, in her excuse, she said she intended
+to take care of. This lady, whom you will remember, escaped for want
+of evidence; not that evidence was indeed wanting, but our men of
+Gotham judged it unnecessary to send it. With her went the woman I
+mentioned before, who, it seems, has made some sort of profession,
+but upon this occasion allowed herself a latitude of conduct rather
+inconsistent with it, having filled her apron with wearing apparel,
+which she likewise intended to take care of. She would have gone to
+the county gaol, had Billy Raban, the baker's son, who prosecuted,
+insisted on it, but he good-naturedly, though I think weakly,
+interposed in her favour, and begged her off. The young gentleman who
+accompanied these fair ones is the junior son of Molly Boswell. He
+had stolen some iron-work, the property of Griggs, the butcher. Being
+convicted, he was ordered to be whipt, which operation he underwent
+at the cart's tail, from the stone-house to the high arch, and back
+again. He seemed to show great fortitude, but it was all an imposition
+upon the public. The beadle, who performed, had filled his left hand
+with red ochre, through which, after every stroke, he drew the lash
+of his whip, leaving the appearance of a wound upon the skin, but in
+reality not hurting him at all. This being perceived by Mr. Constable
+Hinschcomb, who followed the beadle, he applied his cane, without any
+such management or precaution, to the shoulders of the too merciful
+executioner. The scene immediately became more interesting. The beadle
+could by no means be prevailed upon to strike hard, which provoked the
+constable to still harder; and this double flogging continued, till a
+lass of Silverend, pitying the pitiful beadle thus suffering under the
+hands of the pitiless constable, joined the procession, and placing
+herself immediately behind the latter, seized him by his capillary
+club, and pulling him backwards by the same, slapt his face with a
+most Amazonian fury. This concatenation of events has taken up more of
+my paper than I intended it should, but I could not forbear to inform
+you how the beadle thrashed the thief, the constable the beadle,
+and the lady the constable, and how the thief was the only one who
+suffered nothing. Mr. Teedon has been here, and is gone again. He came
+to thank me for an old pair of breeches. In answer to our inquiries
+after his health, he replied that he had a slow fever, which made
+him take all possible care not to inflame his blood. I admitted
+his prudence, but in his particular instance could not very clearly
+discern the need of it. Pump water will not heat him much; and, to
+speak a little in his own style, more inebriating fluids are to him,
+I fancy, not very attainable. He brought us news, the truth of which,
+however, I do not vouch for, that the town of Bedford was actually on
+fire yesterday, and the flames not extinguished when the bearer of the
+tidings left it.
+
+Swift observes, when he is giving his reasons why the preacher is
+elevated always above his hearers, that let the crowd be as great as
+it will below, there is always room enough overhead. If the French
+philosophers can carry their art of flying to the perfection they
+desire, the observation may be reversed, the crowd will be overhead,
+and they will have most room who stay below. I can assure you,
+however, upon my own experience, that this way of travelling is
+very delightful. I dreamt, a night or two since, that I drove myself
+through the upper regions in a balloon and pair, with the greatest
+ease and security. Having finished the tour I intended, I made a short
+turn, and, with one flourish of my whip, descended; my horses prancing
+and curvetting with an infinite share of spirit, but without the least
+danger, either to me or my vehicle. The time, we may suppose, is at
+hand, and seems to be prognosticated by my dream, when these airy
+excursions will be universal, when judges will fly the circuit,
+and bishops their visitations; and when the tour of Europe will be
+performed with much greater speed, and with equal advantage, by all
+who travel merely for the sake of having it to say that they have made
+it.
+
+I beg that you will accept for yourself and yours our unfeigned love,
+and remember me affectionately to Mr. Bacon, when you see him.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A candidate's visit_
+
+
+29 _March_, 1784.
+
+MY DEAR FRIEND,
+
+It being his majesty's pleasure that I should yet have another
+opportunity to write before he dissolves the parliament, I avail
+myself of it with all possible alacrity. I thank you for your last,
+which was not the less welcome for coming, like an extraordinary
+gazette, at a time when it was not expected.
+
+As when the sea is uncommonly agitated, the water finds its way into
+creeks and holes of rocks, which in its calmer state it never reaches,
+in like manner the effect of these turbulent times is felt even at
+Orchard-side, where in general we live as undisturbed by the political
+element, as shrimps or cockles that have been accidentally deposited
+in some hollow beyond the water mark, by the usual dashing of the
+waves. We were sitting yesterday after dinner, the two ladies and
+myself, very composedly, and without the least apprehension of any
+such intrusion in our snug parlour, one lady knitting, the other
+netting, and the gentleman winding worsted, when to our unspeakable
+surprise a mob appeared before the window; a smart rap was heard at
+the door, the boys halloo'd, and the maid announced Mr. Grenville.
+Puss was unfortunately let out of her box, so that the candidate, with
+all his good friends at his heels, was refused admittance at the grand
+entry, and referred to the back door, as the only possible way of
+approach. Candidates are creatures not very susceptible of affronts,
+and would rather, I suppose, climb in at a window, than be absolutely
+excluded. In a minute, the yard, the kitchen, and the parlour, were
+filled. Mr. Grenville, advancing toward me, shook me by the hand with
+a degree of cordiality that was extremely seducing. As soon as he and
+as many more as could find chairs, were seated, he began to open the
+intent of his visit. I told him I had no vote, for which he readily
+gave me credit. I assured him I had no influence, which he was not
+equally inclined to believe, and the less, no doubt, because Mr.
+Ashburner, the draper, addressing himself to me at this moment,
+informed me that I had a great deal. Supposing that I could not be
+possessed of such a treasure without knowing it, I ventured to confirm
+my first assertion, by saying, that if I had any I was utterly at a
+loss to imagine where it could be, or wherein it consisted. Thus ended
+the conference. Mr. Grenville squeezed me by the hand again, kissed
+the ladies, and withdrew. He kissed likewise the maid in the kitchen,
+and seemed upon the whole a most loving, kissing, kind-hearted
+gentlemen. He has a pair of very good eyes in his head, which not
+being sufficient as it should seem for the many nice and difficult
+purposes of a senator, he has a third also, which he wore suspended by
+a riband from his buttonhole. The boys halloo'd, the dogs barked,
+Puss scampered, the hero, with his long train of obsequious followers,
+withdrew. We made ourselves very merry with the adventure, and in a
+short time settled into our former tranquillity, never probably to be
+thus interrupted more. I thought myself, however, happy in being able
+to affirm truly that I had not that influence for which he sued;
+and which, had I been possessed of it, with my present views of the
+dispute between the Crown and the Commons, I must have refused him,
+for he is on the side of the former. It is comfortable to be of
+no consequence in a world where one cannot exercise any without
+disobliging somebody. The town, however, seems to be much at his
+service, and if he be equally successful throughout the country, he
+will undoubtedly gain his election. Mr. Ashburner perhaps was a little
+mortified, because it was evident that I owed the honour of this visit
+to his misrepresentation of my importance. But had he thought proper
+to assure Mr. Grenville that I had three heads, I should not I suppose
+have been bound to produce them....
+
+
+
+To LADY HESKETH
+
+_An acquaintance reopened_
+
+
+Olney, 9 _Nov_. 1785.
+
+MY DEAREST COUSIN,
+
+Whose last most affectionate letter has run in my head ever since I
+received it, and which I now sit down to answer two days sooner than
+the post will serve me; I thank you for it, and with a warmth for
+which I am sure you will give me credit, though I do not spend
+many words in describing it. I do not seek _new_ friends, not being
+altogether sure that I should find them, but have unspeakable
+pleasure in being still beloved by an old one. I hope that now our
+correspondence has suffered its last interruption, and that we shall
+go down together to the grave, chatting and chirping as merrily as
+such a scene of things as this will permit.
+
+I am happy that my poems have pleased you. My volume has afforded me
+no such pleasure at any time, either while I was writing it, or since
+its publication, as I have derived from yours and my uncle's opinion
+of it. I make certain allowances for partiality, and for that peculiar
+quickness of taste, with which you both relish what you like, and
+after all drawbacks upon those accounts duly made, find myself rich in
+the measure of your approbation that still remains. But above all,
+I honour _John Gilpin_, since it was he who first encouraged you to
+write. I made him on purpose to laugh at, and he served his purpose
+well; but I am now in debt to him for a more valuable acquisition
+than all the laughter in the world amounts to, the recovery of my
+intercourse with you, which is to me inestimable. My benevolent and
+generous Cousin, when I was once asked if I wanted anything, and given
+delicately to understand that the inquirer was ready to supply all
+my occasions, I thankfully and civilly, but positively, declined the
+favour. I neither suffer, nor have suffered, any such inconveniences
+as I had not much rather endure than come under obligations of that
+sort to a person comparatively with yourself a stranger to me. But to
+you I answer otherwise. I know you thoroughly, and the liberality of
+your disposition, and have that consummate confidence in the
+sincerity of your wish to serve me, that delivers me from all awkward
+constraint, and from all fear of trespassing by acceptance. To you,
+therefore, I reply, yes. Whensoever, and whatsoever, and in what
+manner-soever you please; and add moreover, that my affection for the
+giver is such as will increase to me tenfold the satisfaction that I
+shall have in receiving. It is necessary, however, that I should let
+you a little into the state of my finances, that you may not suppose
+them more narrowly circumscribed than they are. Since Mrs. Unwin and
+I have lived at Olney, we have had but one purse, although during the
+whole of that time, till lately, her income was nearly double mine.
+Her revenues indeed are now in some measure reduced, and do not much
+exceed my own; the worst consequence of this is, that we are forced to
+deny ourselves some things which hitherto we have been better able to
+afford, but they are such things as neither life, nor the well-being
+of life, depend upon. My own income has been better than it is,
+but when it was best, it would not have enabled me to live as my
+connexions demanded that I should, had it not been combined with a
+better than itself, at least at this end of the kingdom. Of this I had
+full proof during three months that I spent in lodgings at Huntingdon,
+in which time by the help of good management, and a clear notion of
+economical matters, I contrived to spend the income of a twelvemonth.
+Now, my beloved Cousin, you are in possession of the whole case as it
+stands. Strain no points to your own inconvenience or hurt, for there
+is no need of it, but indulge yourself in communicating (no matter
+what) that you can spare without missing it, since by so doing you
+will be sure to add to the comforts of my life one of the sweetest
+that I can enjoy--a token and proof of your affection.
+
+I cannot believe but that I should know you, notwithstanding all that
+time may have done: there is not a feature of your face, could I meet
+it upon the road, by itself, that I should not instantly recollect.
+I should say that is my Cousin's nose, or those are her lips and her
+chin, and no woman upon earth can claim them but herself. As for me, I
+am a very smart youth of my years; I am not indeed grown grey so much
+as I am grown bald. No matter: there was more hair in the world than
+ever had the honour to belong to me; accordingly having found just
+enough to curl a little at my ears, and to intermix with a little
+of my own that still hangs behind, I appear, if you see me in an
+afternoon, to have a very decent head-dress, not easily distinguished
+from my natural growth, which being worn with a small bag, and a black
+riband about my neck, continues to me the charms of my youth, even on
+the verge of age. Away with the fear of writing too often!
+
+PS. That the view I give you of myself may be complete, I add the two
+following items--That I am in debt to nobody, and that I grow fat.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The kindliness of thanks_
+
+
+30 _Nov_. 1785.
+
+My dearest cousin,
+
+Your kindness reduces me to a necessity (a pleasant one, indeed), of
+writing all my letters in the same terms: always thanks, thanks at
+the beginning, and thanks at the end. It is however, I say, a pleasant
+employment when those thanks are indeed the language of the heart: and
+I can truly add, that there is no person on earth whom I thank with
+so much affection as yourself. You insisted that I should give you my
+genuine opinion of the wine. By the way, it arrived without the least
+damage or fracture, and I finished the first bottle of it this very
+day. It is excellent, and though the wine which I had been used to
+drink was not bad, far preferable to that. The bottles will be in town
+on Saturday. I am enamoured of the desk and its contents before I see
+them. They will be most entirely welcome. A few years since I made
+Mrs. Unwin a present of a snuff-box--a silver one; the purchase was
+made in London by a friend; it is of a size and form that make it
+more fit for masculine than feminine use. She therefore with pleasure
+accepts the box which you have sent--I should say with the greatest
+pleasure. And I, discarding the leathern trunk that I have used so
+long, shall succeed to the possession of hers. She says, Tell Lady
+Hesketh that I truly love and honour her. Now, my Cousin, you may
+depend upon it, as a most certain truth, that these words from her
+lips are not an empty sound. I never in my life heard her profess a
+regard for any one that she felt not. She is not addicted to the use
+of such language upon ordinary occasions; but when she speaks it,
+speaks from the heart. She has baited me this many a day, even as a
+bear is baited, to send for Dr. Kerr. But, as I hinted to you upon
+a former occasion, I am as mulish as most men are, and have hitherto
+most ungallantly refused; but what is to be done now?--If it were
+uncivil not to comply with the solicitations of one lady, to be
+unmoved by the solicitations of two would prove me to be a bear
+indeed. I will, therefore, summon him to consideration of said
+stomach, and its ailments, without delay, and you shall know the
+result.--I have read Goldsmith's _Traveller_ and his _Deserted
+Village_, and am highly pleased with them both, as well for the manner
+in which they are executed, as for their tendency, and the lessons
+that they inculcate.
+
+Mrs. Unwin said to me a few nights since, after supper, 'I have two
+fine fowls in feeding, and just fit for use; I wonder whether I should
+send them to Lady Hesketh?' I replied, Yes, by all means! and I will
+tell you a story that will at once convince you of the propriety of
+doing so. My brother was curate on a time to Mr. Fawkes, of Orpington,
+in Kent: it was when I lived in the Temple. One morning, as I was
+reading by the fireside, I heard a prodigious lumbering at the door. I
+opened it, and beheld a most rural figure, with very dirty boots, and
+a great coat as dirty. Supposing that my great fame as a barrister had
+drawn upon me a client from some remote region, I desired him to walk
+in. He did so, and introduced himself to my acquaintance by telling me
+that he was the farmer with whom my brother lodged at Orpington.
+After this preliminary information he unbuttoned his great coat, and I
+observed a quantity of long feathers projected from an inside pocket.
+He thrust in his hand, and with great difficulty extricated a great
+fat capon. He then proceeded to lighten the other side of him, by
+dragging out just such another, and begged my acceptance of both.
+I sent them to a tavern, where they were dressed, and I with two or
+three friends, whom I invited to the feast, found them incomparably
+better than any fowls we had ever tasted from the London co-ops. Now,
+said I to Mrs. Unwin, it is likely that the fowls at Olney may be as
+good as the fowls at Orpington, therefore send them; for it is not
+possible to make so good a use of them in any other way ... Adieu, my
+faithful, kind, and consolatory friend!
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Arrival of the desk_
+
+
+7 _Dec_. 1785.
+
+My dear cousin,
+
+At this time last night I was writing to you, and now I am writing to
+you again ... My dear, you say not a word about the desk in your last,
+which I received this morning. I infer from your silence that you
+supposed it either at Olney or on its way thither, and that you
+expected nothing so much as that my next would inform you of its safe
+arrival;--therefore, where can it possibly be? I am not absolutely in
+despair about it, for the reasons that I mentioned last night; but to
+say the truth, I stand tottering upon the verge of it. I write, and
+have written these many years, upon a book of maps, which I now begin
+to find too low and too flat, though till I expected a better desk,
+I found no fault with _them_. See and observe how true it is, that
+by increasing the number of our conveniences, we multiply our wants
+exactly in the same proportion! neither can I at all doubt that if you
+were to tell me that all the men in London of any fashion at all, wore
+black velvet shoes with white roses, and should also tell me that you
+would send me such, I should dance with impatience till they arrived.
+Not because I care one farthing of what materials my shoes are made,
+but because any shoes of your sending would interest me from head to
+foot.
+
+_Thursday Evening_.
+
+Oh that this letter had wings, that it might fly to tell you that my
+desk, the most elegant, the compactest, the most commodious desk in
+the world, and of all the desks that ever were or ever shall be,
+the desk that I love the most, is safe arrived. Nay, my dear, it was
+actually at Sherrington, when the wagoner's wife (for the man himself
+was not at home) croaked out her abominable _No_! yet she examined the
+bill of lading, but either did it so carelessly, or as poor Dick Madan
+used to say, with such an _ignorant eye_, that my name escaped her. My
+precious Cousin, you have bestowed too much upon me. I have nothing
+to render you in return, but the affectionate feelings of a heart most
+truly sensible of your kindness. How pleasant it is to write upon such
+a green bank! I am sorry that I have so nearly reached the end of
+my paper. I have now however only room to say that Mrs. Unwin is
+delighted with her box, and bids me do more than thank you for
+it. What can I do more at this distance but say that she loves you
+heartily, and that so do I? The pocket-book is also the completest
+that I ever saw, and the watch-chain the most brilliant.
+
+Adieu for a little while. Now for Homer.
+
+N.B.--I generally write the day before the post sets out, which is
+the thing that puzzles you. I do it that I may secure time for the
+purpose, and may not be hurried. On this very day twenty-two years ago
+I left London.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Anticipations of a visit_
+
+
+Olney, 9 _Feb_. 1786.
+
+MY DEAREST COUSIN,
+
+I have been impatient to tell you that I am impatient to see you
+again. Mrs. Unwin partakes with me in all my feelings upon this
+subject, and longs also to see you. I should have told you so by the
+last post, but have been so completely occupied by this tormenting
+specimen, that it was impossible to do it. I sent the General a letter
+on Monday that should distress and alarm him; I sent him another
+yesterday, that will, I hope, quiet him again. Johnson has apologized
+very civilly for the multitude of his friend's strictures; and his
+friend has promised to confine himself in future to a comparison of
+me with the original, so that, I doubt not, we shall jog on merrily
+together. And now, my dear, let me tell you once more, that your
+kindness in promising us a visit has charmed us both! I shall see you
+again. I shall hear your voice. We shall take walks together. I will
+show you my prospects, the hovel, the alcove, the Ouse and its banks,
+everything that I have described. I anticipate the pleasure of those
+days not very far distant, and feel a part of it at this moment. Talk
+not of an inn! Mention it not for your life! We have never had so many
+visitors, but we could easily accommodate them all, though we have
+received Unwin, and his wife, and his sister, and his son all at once.
+My dear, I will not let you come till the end of May, or beginning
+of June, because before that time my greenhouse will not be ready to
+receive us, and it is the only pleasant room belonging to us. When
+the plants go out, we go in. I line it with mats, and spread the floor
+with mats; and there you shall sit with a bed of mignonette at your
+side, and a hedge of honeysuckles, roses, and jasmine; and I will make
+you a bouquet of myrtle every day. Sooner than the time I mention the
+country will not be in complete beauty.
+
+And I will tell you what you shall find at your first entrance.
+Imprimis, as soon as you have entered the vestibule, if you cast a
+look on either side of you, you shall see on the right hand a box of
+my making. It is the box in which have been lodged all my hares, and
+in which lodges Puss at present; but he, poor fellow, is worn out with
+age, and promises to die before you can see him. On the right
+hand stands a cupboard, the work of the same author; it was once a
+dove-cage, but I transformed it. Opposite to you stands a table,
+which I also made; but a merciless servant having scrubbed it until it
+became paralytic, it serves no purpose now but of ornament; and all
+my clean shoes stand under it. On the left hand, at the farther end
+of this superb vestibule, you will find the door of the parlour,
+into which I will conduct you, and where I will introduce you to Mrs.
+Unwin, unless we should meet her before, and where we will be as happy
+as the day is long. Order yourself, my Cousin, to the Swan at Newport,
+and there you shall find me ready to conduct you to Olney.
+
+My dear, I have told Homer what you say about casks and urns, and have
+asked him whether he is sure that it is a cask in which Jupiter keeps
+his wine. He swears that it is a cask, and that it will never be
+anything better than a cask to eternity. So if the god is content with
+it, we must even wonder at his taste, and be so too.
+
+Adieu! my dearest, dearest Cousin.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Commissions and thanks_
+
+
+The Lodge, 24 _Dec_. 1786.
+
+You must by no means, my dearest Coz, pursue the plan that has
+suggested itself to you on the supposed loss of your letter. In
+the first place I choose that my Sundays, like the Sundays of other
+people, shall be distinguished by something that shall make me look
+forward to them with agreeable expectation, and for that reason desire
+that they may always bring me a letter from you. In the next place,
+if I know when to _expect_ a letter, I know likewise when to _inquire
+after_ a letter, if it happens not to come; a circumstance of some
+importance, considering how excessively careless they are at the Swan,
+where letters are sometimes overlooked, and do not arrive at their
+destination, if no inquiry be made, till some days have passed since
+their arrival at Olney. It has happened frequently to me to receive
+a letter long after all the rest have been delivered, and the Padre
+assured me that Mr. Throckmorton has sent notes three several times to
+Mrs. Marriot, complaining of this neglect. For these reasons, my dear,
+thou must write still on Saturdays, and as often on other days as thou
+pleasest.
+
+The screens came safe, and one of them is at this moment interposed
+between me and the fire, much to the comfort of my peepers. The
+other of them being fitted up with a screw that was useless, I have
+consigned it to proper hands, that it may be made as serviceable
+as its brother. They are very neat, and I account them a great
+acquisition. Our carpenter assures me that the lameness of the chairs
+was not owing to any injury received in their journey, but that the
+maker never properly finished them. They were not high when they came,
+and in order to reduce them to a level, we have lowered them an inch.
+Thou knowest, child, that the short foot could not be lengthened, for
+which reason we shortened the long ones. The box containing the plate
+and the brooms reached us yesterday, and nothing had suffered the
+least damage by the way. Everything is smart, everything is elegant,
+and we admire them all. The short candlesticks are short enough. I am
+now writing with those upon the table; Mrs. U. is reading opposite,
+and they suit us both exactly. With the money that you have in hand,
+you may purchase, my dear, at your most convenient time, a tea-urn;
+that which we have at present having never been handsome, and being
+now old and patched. A parson once, as he walked across the parlour,
+pushed it down with his belly, and it never perfectly recovered
+itself. We want likewise a tea-waiter, meaning, if you please, such
+a one as you may remember to have seen at the Hall, a wooden one.
+To which you may add, from the same fund, three or four yards of
+yard-wide muslin, wherewithal to make neckcloths for my worship. If
+after all these disbursements anything should be left at the bottom
+of the purse, we shall be obliged to you if you will expend it in the
+purchase of silk pocket-handkerchiefs. There, my precious--I think I
+have charged thee with commissions in plenty.
+
+You neither must nor shall deny us the pleasure of sending to you
+such small matters as we do. As to the partridges, you may recollect
+possibly, when I remind you of it, that I never eat them; they refuse
+to pass my stomach; and Mrs. Unwin rejoiced in receiving them only
+because she could pack them away to you--therefore never lay us under
+any embargoes of this kind, for I tell you beforehand, that we are
+both incorrigible. My beloved Cousin, the first thing that I open my
+eyes upon in a morning, is it not the bed in which you have laid me?
+Did you not, in our old dismal parlour at Olney, give me the tea on
+which I breakfast?--the chocolate that I drank at noon, and the table
+at which I dine?--the everything, in short, that I possess in the
+shape of convenience, is it not all from you? and is it possible,
+think you, that we should either of us overlook an opportunity of
+making such a tiny acknowledgement of your kindness? Assure yourself
+that never, while my name is Giles Gingerbread, will I dishonour my
+glorious ancestry, and my illustrious appellation, by so unworthy a
+conduct. I love you at my heart, and so does Mrs. U., and we must say
+thank you, and send you a peppercorn when we can. So thank you, my
+dear, for the brawn and the chine, and for all the good things that
+you announce, and at present I will, for your sake, say no more of
+thanksgiving.
+
+
+
+TO MRS. BODHAM
+
+_His mother's portrait_
+
+
+Weston, 27 _Feb._ 1790.
+
+MY DEAREST ROSE,
+
+Whom I thought withered, and fallen from the stalk, but whom I still
+find alive: nothing could give me greater pleasure than to know it,
+and to hear it from yourself. I loved you dearly when you were a
+child, and love you not a jot the less for having ceased to be so.
+Every creature that bears any affinity to my mother is dear to me, and
+you, the daughter of her brother, are but one remove distant from her:
+I love you, therefore, and love you much, both for her sake, and for
+your own. The world could not have furnished you with a present so
+acceptable to me, as the picture which you have so kindly sent me. I
+received it the night before last, and viewed it with a trepidation of
+nerves and spirits somewhat akin to what I should have felt, had the
+dear original presented herself to my embraces. I kissed it, and hung
+it where it is the last object that I see at night, and, of course,
+the first on which I open my eyes in the morning. She died when I
+completed my sixth year; yet I remember her well, and am an ocular
+witness of the great fidelity of the copy. I remember, too, a
+multitude of the maternal tendernesses which I received from her, and
+which have endeared her memory to me beyond expression. There is in
+me, I believe, more of the Donne than of the Cowper; and though I love
+all of both names, and have a thousand reasons to love those of my own
+name, yet I feel the bond of nature draw me vehemently to your side.
+I was thought in the days of my childhood much to resemble my mother;
+and in my natural temper, of which at the age of fifty-eight I must
+be supposed to be a competent judge, can trace both her, and my late
+uncle, your father. Somewhat of his irritability; and a little,
+I would hope, both of his and of her--I know not what to call it,
+without seeming to praise myself, which is not my intention, but
+speaking to _you_, I will even speak out, and say _good nature_. Add
+to all this, I deal much in poetry, as did our venerable ancestor, the
+Dean of St. Paul's, and I think I shall have proved myself a Donne at
+all points. The truth is, that whatever I am, I love you all.
+
+
+
+
+EDMUND BURKE
+
+1729-1797
+
+
+
+TO MATTHEW SMITH
+
+_First impressions of London_
+
+
+[1750.]
+
+You'll expect some short account of my journey to this great city. To
+tell you the truth, I made very few remarks as I rolled along, for my
+mind was occupied with many thoughts, and my eyes often filled with
+tears, when I reflected on all the dear friends I left behind; yet
+the prospects could not fail to attract the attention of the most
+indifferent: country seats sprinkled round on every side, some in the
+modern taste, some in the style of old De Coverley Hall, all smiling
+on the neat but humble cottage; every village as neat and compact as
+a bee-hive, resounding with the busy hum of industry; and inns like
+palaces.
+
+What a contrast to our poor country, where you'll scarce find a
+cottage ornamented with a chimney! But what pleased me most of all
+was the progress of agriculture, my favourite study, and my favourite
+pursuit, if Providence had blessed me with a few paternal acres.
+
+A description of London and its natives would fill a volume. The
+buildings are very fine: it may be called the sink of vice: but its
+hospitals and charitable institutions, whose turrets pierce the skies
+like so many electrical conductors, avert the wrath of Heaven. The
+inhabitants may be divided into two classes, the _undoers_ and the
+_undone_; generally so, I say, for I am persuaded there are many men
+of honesty and women of virtue in every street. An Englishman is
+cold and distant at first; he is very cautious even in forming an
+acquaintance; he must know you well before he enters into friendship
+with you; but if he does, he is not the first to dissolve that sacred
+bond: in short, a real Englishman is one that performs more than he
+promises; in company he is rather silent, extremely prudent in his
+expressions, even in politics, his favourite topic. The women are not
+quite so reserved; they consult their glasses to the best advantage;
+and as nature is very liberal in her gifts to their persons, and even
+minds, it is not easy for a young man to escape their glances, or to
+shut his ears to their softly flowing accents.
+
+As to the state of learning in this city, you know I have not been
+long enough in it to form a proper judgement of that subject. I don't
+think, however, there is as much respect paid to a man of letters on
+this side of the water as you imagine. I don't find that genius, the
+'rath primrose, which forsaken dies', is patronized by any of the
+nobility, so that writers of the first talents are left to the
+capricious patronage of the public. Notwithstanding discouragement,
+literature is cultivated in a high degree. Poetry raises her
+enchanting voice to Heaven. History arrests the wings of Time in his
+flight to the gulf of oblivion. Philosophy, the queen of arts, and the
+daughter of Heaven, is daily extending her intellectual empire. Fancy
+sports on airy wing like a meteor on the bosom of a summer cloud; and
+even Metaphysics spins her cobwebs, and catches some flies.
+
+The House of Commons not unfrequently exhibits explosions of eloquence
+that rise superior to those of Greece and Rome, even in their
+proudest days. Yet, after all, a man will make more by the figures of
+arithmetic than the figures of rhetoric, unless he can get into the
+trade wind, and then he may sail secure over Pactolean sands. As to
+the stage, it is sunk, in my opinion, into the lowest degree; I
+mean with regard to the trash that is exhibited on it; but I don't
+attribute this to the taste of the audience, for when Shakespeare
+warbles his 'native woodnotes', the boxes, pit, and gallery, are
+crowded--and the gods are true to every word, if properly winged to
+the heart.
+
+Soon after my arrival in town I visited Westminster Abbey: the
+moment I entered I felt a kind of awe pervade my mind which I cannot
+describe; the very silence seemed sacred. Henry VII's chapel is a very
+fine piece of Gothic architecture, particularly the roof; but I am
+told that it is exceeded by a chapel in the University of Cambridge.
+Mrs. Nightingale's monument has not been praised beyond its merit. The
+attitude and expression of the husband in endeavouring to shield his
+wife from the dart of death, is natural and affecting. But I always
+thought that the image of death would be much better represented with
+an extinguished torch inverted, than with a dart. Some would imagine
+that all these monuments were so many monuments of folly;--I don't
+think so; what useful lessons of morality and sound philosophy do
+they not exhibit! When the high-born beauty surveys her face in the
+polished Parian, though dumb the marble, yet it tells her that it was
+placed to guard the remains of as fine a form, and as fair a face as
+her own. They show besides how anxious we are to extend our loves and
+friendships beyond the grave, and to snatch as much as we can from
+oblivion--such is our natural love of immortality; but it is here
+that letters obtain the noblest triumphs; it is here that the swarthy
+daughters of Cadmus may hang their trophies on high; for when all
+the pride of the chisel and the pomp of heraldry yield to the silent
+touches of time, a single line, a half-worn-out inscription, remain
+faithful to their trust. Blest be the man that first introduced these
+strangers into our islands, and may they never want protection or
+merit! I have not the least doubt that the finest poem in the
+English language, I mean Milton's _Il Penseroso_, was composed in the
+long-resounding aisle of a mouldering cloister or ivy'd abbey. Yet
+after all do you know that I would rather sleep in the southern corner
+of a little country churchyard, than in the tomb of the Capulets. I
+should like, however, that my dust should mingle with kindred dust.
+The good old expression 'family burying-ground' has something pleasing
+in it, at least to me.
+
+
+
+To JAMES BARRY
+
+_A friend's infirmities_
+
+
+Gregories, 16 _Sept_. 1769.
+
+MY DEAR BARRY,
+
+I am most exceedingly obliged to your friendship and partiality,
+which attributed a silence very blameable on our parts to a favourable
+cause: let me add in some measure to its true cause, a great deal of
+occupation of various sorts, and some of them disagreeable enough.
+
+As to any reports concerning your conduct and behaviour, you may be
+very sure they could have no kind of influence here; for none of us
+are of such a make as to trust to any one's report for the character
+of a person whom we ourselves know. Until very lately, I had never
+heard anything of your proceedings from others; and when I did, it was
+much less than I had known from yourself, that you had been upon ill
+terms with the artists and virtuosi in Rome, without much mention of
+cause or consequence. If you have improved these unfortunate quarrels
+to your advancement in your art, you have turned a very disagreeable
+circumstance to a very capital advantage. However you may have
+succeeded in this uncommon attempt, permit me to suggest to you, with
+that friendly liberty which you have always had the goodness to bear
+from me, that you cannot possibly have always the same success, either
+with regard to your fortune or your reputation. Depend upon it, that
+you will find the same competitions, the same jealousies, the same
+arts and cabals, the emulations of interest and of fame, and the same
+agitations and passions here that you have experienced in Italy; and
+if they have the same effect on your temper, they will have just the
+same effects upon your interest; and be your merit what it will, you
+will never be employed to paint a picture. It will be the same at
+London as at Rome, and the same in Paris as in London, for the world
+is pretty nearly alike in all its parts; nay, though it would perhaps
+be a little inconvenient to me, I had a thousand times rather you
+should fix your residence in Rome than here, as I should not then have
+the mortification of seeing with my own eyes a genius of the first
+rank lost to the world, himself, and his friends; as I certainly must,
+if you do not assume a manner of acting and thinking here, totally
+different from what your letters from Rome have described to me.
+
+That you have had just subjects of indignation always, and of anger
+often, I do no ways doubt; who can live in the world without some
+trial of his patience? But believe me, my dear Barry, that the arms
+with which the ill dispositions of the world are to be combated, and
+the qualities by which it is to be reconciled to us, and we reconciled
+to it, are moderation, gentleness, a little indulgence to others, and
+a great deal of mistrust of ourselves; which are not qualities of a
+mean spirit, as some may possibly think them; but virtues of a
+great and noble kind, and such as dignify our nature as much as they
+contribute to our repose and fortune; for nothing can be so unworthy
+of a well-composed soul, as to pass away life in bickerings and
+litigations, in snarling and scuffling with every one about us.
+
+Again and again, my dear Barry, we must be at peace with our species;
+if not for their sakes yet very much for our own. Think what my
+feelings must be, from my unfeigned regard, and from my wishes
+that your talents might be of use, when I see what the inevitable
+consequences must be, of your persevering in what has hitherto been
+your course, ever since I knew you, and which you will permit me to
+trace out for you beforehand.
+
+You will come here; you will observe what the artists are doing;
+and you will sometimes speak a disapprobation in plain words, and
+sometimes by a no less expressive silence. By degrees you will produce
+some of your own works. They will be variously criticized; you
+will defend them; you will abuse those that have attacked you;
+expostulations, discussions, letters, possibly challenges, will go
+forward; you will shun your brethren, they will shun you. In the
+meantime, gentlemen will avoid your friendship, for fear of being
+engaged in your quarrels; you will fall into distresses which will
+only aggravate your disposition for further quarrels; you will be
+obliged for maintenance to do anything for anybody; your very talents
+will depart for want of hope and encouragement; and you will go out of
+the world fretted, disappointed, and ruined.
+
+Nothing but my real regard for you could induce me to set these
+considerations in this light before you. Remember, we are born
+to serve and to adorn our country, and not to contend with our
+fellow-citizens, and that in particular your business is to paint and
+not to dispute....
+
+If you think this a proper time to leave Rome (a matter which I
+leave entirely to yourself), I am quite of opinion you ought to go
+to Venice. Further, I think it right to see Florence and Bologna; and
+that you cannot do better than to take that route to Venice. In short,
+do everything that may contribute to your improvement, and I shall
+rejoice to see you what Providence intended you, a very great man.
+This you were, in your _ideas_, before you quitted this; you best know
+how far you have studied, that is, practised the mechanic; despised
+nothing till you had tried it; practised dissections with your own
+hands, painted from nature as well as from the statues, and portrait
+as well as history, and this frequently. If you have done all this,
+as I trust you have, you want nothing but a little prudence, to fulfil
+all our wishes. This, let me tell you, is no small matter; for it is
+impossible for you to find any persons anywhere more truly interested
+for you; to these dispositions attribute everything which may be a
+little harsh in this letter. We are, thank God, all well, and all most
+truly and sincerely yours. I seldom write so long a letter. Take this
+as a sort of proof how much I am, dear Barry, Your faithful friend.
+
+
+
+To LORD AUCKLAND
+
+_An old stag at bay_
+
+
+Beaconsfield, 30 _Oct_. 1795.
+
+My dear Lord,
+
+I am perfectly sensible of the very flattering honour you have done
+me in turning any part of your attention towards a dejected old man,
+buried in the anticipated grave of a feeble old age, forgetting and
+forgotten in an obscure and melancholy retreat.
+
+In this retreat I have nothing relative to this world to do but to
+study all the tranquillity that in the state of my mind I am capable
+of. To that end I find it but too necessary to call to my aid an
+oblivion of most of the circumstances pleasant and unpleasant of my
+life; to think as little, and indeed to know as little as I can of
+everything that is doing about me; and, above all, to divert my mind
+from all presagings and prognostications of what I must (if I let my
+speculations loose) consider as of absolute necessity to happen after
+my death, and possibly even before it. Your address to the public
+which you have been so good as to send to me, obliges me to break in
+upon that plan, and to look a little on what is behind, and very much
+on what is before me. It creates in my mind a variety of thoughts, and
+all of them unpleasant.
+
+It is true, my Lord, what you say, that through our public life,
+we have generally sailed on somewhat different tacks. We have so
+undoubtedly, and we should do so still, if I had continued longer
+to keep the sea. In that difference you rightly observe that I have
+always done justice to your skill and ability as a navigator, and to
+your good intentions towards the safety of the cargo and of the ship's
+company. I cannot say now that we are on different tacks. There would
+be no propriety in the metaphor. I can sail no longer. My vessel
+cannot be said to be even in port. She is wholly condemned and broken
+up. To have an idea of that vessel you must call to mind what you have
+often seen on the Kentish road. Those planks of tough and hardy oak
+that used for years to brave the buffets of the Bay of Biscay, are
+now turned with their warped grain and empty trunnion holes into very
+wretched pales for the enclosure of a wretched farmyard.
+
+The style of your pamphlet, and the eloquence and power of composition
+you display in it, are such as do great honour to your talents; and
+in conveying any other sentiments would give me very great pleasure.
+Perhaps I do not very perfectly comprehend your purpose, and the drift
+of your arguments. If I do not--pray do not attribute my mistake to
+want of candour, but to want of sagacity. I confess your address to
+the public, together with other accompanying circumstances, has filled
+me with a degree of grief and dismay which I cannot find words to
+express. If the plan of politics there recommended, pray excuse my
+freedom, should be adopted by the King's Councils and by the good
+people of this kingdom (as so recommended undoubtedly it will)
+nothing can be the consequence but utter and irretrievable ruin to the
+Ministry, to the Crown, to the succession, to the importance, to the
+independence, to the very existence of this country.
+
+This is my feeble perhaps, but clear, positive, decided, long and
+maturely reflected, and frequently declared opinion, from which all
+the events which have lately come to pass, so far from turning me,
+have tended to confirm beyond the power of alteration, even by your
+eloquence and authority. I find, my dear Lord, that you think some
+persons who are not satisfied with the securities of a Jacobin peace,
+to be persons of intemperate minds. I may be, and I fear I am with you
+in that description: but pray, my Lord, recollect that very few of
+the causes which make men intemperate, can operate upon me. Sanguine
+hopes, vehement desires, inordinate ambition, implacable animosity,
+party attachments, or party interests; all these with me have no
+existence. For myself or for a family (alas! I have none), I have
+nothing to hope or to fear in this world. I am attached by principle,
+inclination, and gratitude to the King, and to the present Ministry.
+
+Perhaps you may think that my animosity to Opposition is the cause of
+my dissent on seeing the politics of Mr. Fox (which while I was in the
+world I combated by every instrument which God had put into my hands,
+and in every situation in which I had taken part), so completely
+adopted in your Lordship's book: but it was with pain I broke with
+that great man for ever in that cause--and I assure you, it is not
+without pain that I differ with your Lordship on the same principles.
+But it is of no concern. I am far below the region of those great and
+tempestuous passions. I feel nothing of the intemperance of mind. It
+is rather sorrow and dejection than anger.
+
+Once more my best thanks for your very polite attention, and do me the
+favour to believe me with the most perfect sentiments of respect
+and regard, my dear Lord, Your Lordship's most obedient and humble
+servant.
+
+
+
+To MARY LEADBEATER
+
+_His last letter[1]_
+
+
+Bath, 23 _May_, 1797.
+
+My dear Mrs. Leadbeater,
+
+I feel as I ought to do your constant hereditary kindness to me and
+mine. What you have heard of my illness is far from exaggerated. I am,
+thank God, alive, and that is all. Hastening to my dissolution, I have
+to bless Providence that I do not suffer a great deal of pain.... Mrs.
+Burke has a tolerable share of health--in every respect except much
+use of her limbs. She remembers your mother's most good-natured
+attentions, as I am sure I do with much gratitude. I have ever been
+an admirer of your talents and virtues, and shall ever wish
+most cordially for everything which can tend to your credit and
+satisfaction. I therefore congratulate you very heartily on the
+birth of your son; and pray remember me to the representative of your
+family, who I hope still keeps up the school of which I have so tender
+a remembrance; though after so long an absence, and so many unpleasant
+events of every kind that have distracted my thoughts, I hardly dare
+ask for any one, not knowing whether they are living or dead, lest I
+should be the means of awakening unpleasant recollections. Believe me
+to be, with the most respectful and affectionate regards, my dear Mrs.
+Leadbeater,
+
+Your faithful friend, and very humble servant.
+
+PS. Pray remember me to Mr. Leadbeater. I have been at Bath these four
+months to no purpose, and am therefore to be removed to my own
+house at Beaconsfield to-morrow, to be nearer to a habitation more
+permanent, humbly and fearfully hoping that my better part may find a
+better mansion.
+
+[Footnote 1: Cp. p. 281.]
+
+
+
+
+EDWARD GIBBON
+
+1737-1794
+
+
+
+To MRS. PORTEN
+
+_His daily life_
+
+
+Lausanne, 27 _Dec._ 1783.
+
+... In speaking of the happiness which I enjoy, you will agree with me
+in giving the preference to a sincere and sensible friend; and though
+you cannot discern the full extent of his merit, you will easily
+believe that Deyverdun is the man. Perhaps two persons so perfectly
+fitted to live together were never formed by nature and education.
+We have both read and seen a great variety of objects; the lights
+and shades of our different characters are happily blended, and
+a friendship of thirty years has taught us to enjoy our mutual
+advantages, and to support our unavoidable imperfections. In love and
+marriage, some harsh sounds will sometimes interrupt the harmony,
+and in the course of time, like our neighbours, we must expect some
+disagreeable moments; but confidence and freedom are the two pillars
+of our union, and I am much mistaken, if the building be not solid and
+comfortable....
+
+In this season I rise (not at four in the morning) but a little before
+eight; at nine I am called from my study to breakfast, which I always
+perform alone, in the English style; and, with the aid of Caplin,
+I perceive no difference between Lausanne and Bentinck Street. Our
+mornings are usually passed in separate studies; we never approach
+each other's door without a previous message, or thrice knocking; and
+my apartment is already sacred and formidable to strangers. I dress at
+half-past one, and at two (an early hour, to which I am not perfectly
+reconciled) we sit down to dinner.... After dinner, and the departure
+of our company, one, two, or three friends, we read together some
+amusing book, or play at chess, or retire to our rooms, or make
+visits, or go to the coffee-house. Between six and seven the
+assemblies begin, and I am oppressed only with their number and
+variety. Whist, at shillings or half-crowns, is the game I generally
+play, and I play three rubbers with pleasure. Between nine and ten we
+withdraw to our bread and cheese, and friendly converse, which sends
+us to bed at eleven; but these sober hours are too often interrupted
+by private or numerous suppers, which I have not the courage to
+resist, though I practise a laudable abstinence at the best furnished
+tables. Such is the skeleton of my life....
+
+
+
+TO LORD SHEFFIELD
+
+_A great work_
+
+
+Lausanne, 20 _Jan._ 1787.
+
+... As long as I do not inform you of my death, you have good grounds
+to believe me alive and well. You have a general, and will soon have a
+more particular idea of my system and arrangement here. One day glides
+away after another in tranquil uniformity. Every object must have
+sides and moments less luminous than others; but, upon the whole, the
+life and the place which I have chosen are most happily adapted to my
+character and circumstances: and I can now repeat, at the end of three
+years, what I soon and sincerely affirmed, that never in a single
+instant have I repented of my scheme of retirement to Lausanne.... And
+though I truly rejoice in my approaching visit to England, Mr. Pitt,
+were he your friend and mine, would not find it an easy task to
+prevent my return....
+
+I am building a great book, which, besides the three stories already
+exposed to the public eye, will have three stories more before we
+reach the roof and battlements. You too have built or altered a great
+Gothic castle with baronial battlements. Did you finish it within the
+time you intended? As that time drew near, did you not find a thousand
+nameless and unexpected works that must be performed; each of them
+calling for a portion of time and labour? and had you not despised,
+nobly despised, the minute diligence of finishing, fitting up, and
+furnishing the apartments, you would have discovered a new train of
+indispensable business. Such, at least, has been my case. A long while
+ago when I contemplated the distant prospect of my work, I gave you
+and myself some hopes of landing in England last autumn; but, alas!
+when autumn grew near, hills began to rise on hills, Alps on Alps, and
+I found my journey far more tedious and toilsome than I had imagined.
+When I look back on the length of the undertaking, and the variety
+of materials, I cannot accuse, or suffer myself to be accused of
+idleness; yet it appeared that unless I doubled my diligence, another
+year, and perhaps more, would elapse before I could embark with my
+complete manuscript. Under these circumstances I took, and am still
+executing, a bold and meritorious resolution. The mornings in winter,
+and in a country of early dinners, are very concise; to them, my usual
+period of study, I now frequently add the evenings, renounce cards
+and society, refuse the most agreeable evenings, or perhaps make my
+appearance at a late supper. By this extraordinary industry, which I
+never practised before, and to which I hope never to be again reduced,
+I see the last part of my _History_ growing apace under my hands; all
+my materials are collected and arranged; I can exactly compute, by
+the square foot, or the square page, all that remains to be done; and
+after concluding text and notes, after a general review of my time
+and my ground, I now can decisively ascertain the final period of the
+_Decline and Fall_, and can boldly promise that I will dine with you
+at Sheffield Place in the month of August, or perhaps of July, in the
+present year; within less than a twelvemonth of the term which I had
+loosely and originally fixed; and perhaps it would not be easy to
+find a work of that size and importance in which the workman has
+so tolerably kept his word with himself and the public. But in this
+situation, oppressed with this particular object, and stealing every
+hour from my amusement, to the fatigue of the pen, and the eyes, you
+will conceive, or you might conceive, how little stomach I have for
+the epistolary style; and that instead of idle, though friendly,
+correspondence, I think it far more agreeable to employ my time in
+the effectual measures that may hasten and exhilarate our personal
+interview....
+
+
+
+
+FRANCES D'ARBLAY
+
+1752-1840
+
+
+
+TO SUSAN BURNEY
+
+_An excited Unknown_
+
+
+Chessington, 5 _July_, 1778.
+
+MY DEAREST SUSY,
+
+Don't you think there must be some wager depending among the little
+curled imps who hover over us mortals, of how much flummery goes to
+turn the head of an authoress? Your last communication very near did
+my business; for, meeting Mr. Crisp ere I had composed myself, I 'tipt
+him such a touch of the heroics' as he has not seen since the time
+when I was so much celebrated for dancing _Nancy Dawson_. I absolutely
+longed to treat him with one of Captain Mirvan's frolics, and to fling
+his wig out of the window. I restrained myself, however, from the
+apprehension that they would imagine I had a universal spite to that
+harmless piece of goods, which I have already been known to treat with
+no little indignity. He would fain have discovered the reason of my
+skittishness; but as I could not tell it him, I was obliged to assure
+him it would be lost time to inquire further into my flights, since
+'true no meaning puzzles more than wit', and therefore, begging the
+favour of him to 'set me down an _ass_', I suddenly retreated.
+
+My dear, dear Dr. Johnson! what a charming man you are! Mrs.
+Cholmondeley, too, I am not merely prepared but determined to admire;
+for really she has shown so much penetration and sound sense of late,
+that I think she will bring about a union between Wit and Judgement,
+though their separation has been so long, and though their meetings
+have been so few.
+
+But, Mrs. Thrale! she--she is the goddess of my idolatry! What an
+_eloge_ is hers!--an _eloge_ that not only delights at first, but
+proves more and more flattering every time it is considered!
+
+I often think, when I am counting my laurels, what a pity it would
+have been had I popped off in my last illness, without knowing what a
+person of consequence I was!--and I sometimes think that, were I now
+to have a relapse, I could never go off with so much _eclat_! I am
+now at the summit of a high hill; my prospects on one side are bright,
+glowing, and invitingly beautiful; but when I turn round, I perceive,
+on the other side, sundry caverns, gulfs, pits, and precipices, that,
+to look at, make my head giddy and my heart sick. I see about me,
+indeed, many hills of far greater height and sublimity; but I have
+not the strength to attempt climbing them; if I move, it must
+be downwards. I have already, I fear, reached the pinnacle of my
+abilities, and therefore to stand still will be my best policy.
+
+But there is nothing under heaven so difficult to do. Creatures who
+are formed for motion _must_ move, however great their inducements to
+forbear. The wisest course I could take, would be to bid an eternal
+adieu to writing; then would the cry be, 'Tis pity she does not go
+on!--she might do something better by and by', &c, &c. _Evelina_, as
+a first and a youthful publication, has been received with the utmost
+favour and lenity; but would a future attempt be treated with the same
+mercy?--no, my dear Susy, quite the contrary; there would not, indeed,
+be the same plea to save it; it would no longer be a young lady's
+_first_ appearance in public; those who have met with less indulgence
+would all peck at any second work; and even those who most encouraged
+the first offspring might prove enemies to the second, by receiving
+it with expectations which it could not answer: and so, between either
+the friends or the foes of the eldest, the second would stand an
+equally bad chance, and a million of flaws which were overlooked in
+the former would be ridiculed as villainous and intolerable blunders
+in the latter.
+
+But, though my eyes ache as I strain them to look forward, the
+temptations before me are almost irresistible; and what you have
+transcribed from Mrs. Thrale may, perhaps, prove my destruction.
+
+So you wish to have some of the sayings of the folks here about _the
+book_? I am sure I owe you all the communications I can possibly give
+you; but I have nothing new to offer, for the same strain prevails
+here as in town; and no one will be so obliging to me as to put in a
+little abuse: so that I fear you will be satiated with the sameness
+of people's remarks. Yet, what can I do? if they _will_ be so
+disagreeable and tiresome as to be all of one mind, how is it to
+be helped? I can only advise you to follow my example, which is, to
+accommodate my philosophy to their insipidity; and in this I have so
+wonderfully succeeded, that I hear their commendations not merely with
+patience but even with a degree of pleasure! Such, my dear Susy, is
+the effect of true philosophy.
+
+You desire Kitty Cooke's remarks in particular. I have none to give
+you, for none can I get. To the serious part she indeed listens, and
+seems to think it may possibly be very fine; but she is quite lost
+when the Branghtons and Madame Duval are mentioned;--she hears their
+speeches very composedly, and as words of course; but when she hears
+them followed by loud bursts of laughter from Hetty, Mr. Crisp, Mrs.
+Gast, and Mr. Burney, she stares with the gravest amazement, and looks
+so aghast, and so distressed to know where the joke can be, that I
+never dare trust myself to look at her for more than an instant. Were
+she to speak her thoughts, I am sure she would ask why such common
+things, that pass every day, should be printed? And all the derision
+with which the party in general treat the Branghtons, I can see she
+feels herself, with a plentiful addition of astonishment, for the
+_author_!
+
+By the way, not a human being here has the most remote suspicion of
+the fact; I could not be more secure, were I literally unknown to
+them. And there is no end to the ridiculous speeches perpetually made
+to me, by all of them in turn, though quite by accident.
+
+'An't you sorry this sweet book is done?' said Mrs. Gast.
+
+A silly little laugh was the answer.
+
+'Ah,' said Patty, ''tis the sweetest book!--don't you think so, Miss
+Burney?'
+
+N.B.--Answer as above.
+
+'Pray, Miss Fan,' says Mrs. Hamilton, 'who wrote it?'
+
+'Really I never heard.'
+
+'Cute enough that, Miss Sukey!'
+
+I desired Hetty to miss the verses; for I can't sit them: and I
+have been obliged to hide the first volume ever since, for fear of
+a discovery. But I don't know how it will end; for Mrs. Gast has
+declared she shall buy it, to take it to Burford with her.
+
+
+
+TO SAMUEL CRISP
+
+_Mrs. Thrale and Dr. Johnson_
+
+
+Streatham, _March_ 1779.
+
+The kindness and honours I meet with from this charming family are
+greater than I can mention; sweet Mrs. Thrale hardly suffers me to
+leave her a moment; and Dr. Johnson is another Daddy Crisp to me, for
+he has a partial goodness to your Fannikin, that has made him sink the
+comparative shortness of our acquaintance, and treat and think of me
+as one who had long laid claim to him.
+
+If you knew these two you would love them, or I don't know you so well
+as I think I do. Dr. Johnson has more fun, and comical humour, and
+love of nonsense about him, than almost anybody I ever saw: I mean
+when with those he likes; for otherwise, he can be as severe and
+as bitter as report relates him. Mrs. Thrale has all that gaiety of
+disposition and lightness of heart, which commonly belong to fifteen.
+We are, therefore, merry enough, and I am frequently seized with the
+same tittering and ridiculous fits as those with which I have so often
+amazed and amused poor Kitty Cooke.
+
+One thing let me not omit of this charming woman, which I believe will
+weigh with you in her favour; her political doctrine is so exactly
+like yours, that it is never started but I exclaim, 'Dear ma'am, if my
+Daddy Crisp was here, I believe between you, you would croak me mad!'
+And this sympathy of horrible foresight not a little contributes to
+incline her to believe the other parts of speech with which I regale
+her concerning you. She wishes very much to know you, and I am sure
+you would hit it off comfortably; but I told her what a vile taste you
+had for shunning all new acquaintance, and shirking almost all your
+old ones. That I may never be among the latter, heartily hopes my dear
+daddy's ever affectionate and obliged, F.B.
+
+
+
+TO MRS. LOCK
+
+_A royal commission_
+
+
+Kew, _April_ 1789.
+
+MY DEAREST FRIENDS,
+
+I have her Majesty's commands to inquire--whether you have any of a
+certain breed of poultry?
+
+N.B.--_What_ breed I do not remember.
+
+And to say she has just received a small group of the same herself.
+
+N.B.--The quantity I have forgotten.
+
+And to add, she is assured they are something very rare and scarce,
+and extraordinary and curious.
+
+N.B.--By _whom_ she was assured I have not heard.
+
+And to subjoin, that you must send word if you have any of the same
+sort.
+
+N.B.--How you are to find that out, I cannot tell.
+
+And to mention, as a corollary, that, if you have none of them, and
+should like to have some, she has a cock and a hen she can spare, and
+will appropriate them to Mr. Lock and my dearest Fredy.
+
+This conclusive stroke so pleased and exhilarated me, that forthwith
+I said you would both be enchanted, and so forgot all the preceding
+particulars.
+
+And I said, moreover, that I knew you would rear them, and cheer them,
+and fondle them like your children.
+
+So now--pray write a very _fair answer_ fairly, in fair hand, and to
+fair purpose.
+
+My Susanna is just now come--so all is fair with my dearest Mr. and
+Mrs. Lock's F.B.
+
+
+
+
+GEORGE CRABBE
+
+1754-1832
+
+
+
+TO MARY LEADBEATER[1]
+
+_The only survivors_
+
+
+Trowbridge, 1st of 12th month, 1816.
+
+MARY LEADBEATER!
+
+Yes, indeed, I do well remember you! Not Leadbeater then, but a pretty
+demure lass, standing a timid auditor while her own verses were read
+by a kind friend, but a keen judge. And I have in my memory your
+father's person and countenance, and you may be sure that my vanity
+retained the compliment which he paid me in the moment when he
+permitted his judgement to slip behind his good humour and desire of
+giving pleasure. Yes, I remember all who were present, and, of
+all, are not you and I the only survivors? It was the day--was it
+not?--when I introduced my wife to my friend. And now both are gone!
+and your father, and Richard Burke, who was present (yet again I must
+ask,--was he not?)--and Mrs. Burke! All departed, and so, by and by,
+they will speak of us. But, in the meantime, it was good of you to
+write, oh, very, very good!
+
+But are you not your father's own daughter? Do you not flatter after
+his manner? How do you know the mischief that you may do in the mind
+of a vain man, who is but too susceptible of praise, even while he is
+conscious of so much to be placed against it? I am glad that you like
+my verses: it would have mortified me much if you had not, for you can
+judge as well as write.... Yours are really very admirable things; and
+the morality is as pure as the literary merit is conspicuous. I am not
+sure that I have read all that you have given us; but what I have read
+has really that rare and almost undefinable quality, genius; that
+is to say, it seizes on the mind and commands attention, and on the
+heart, and compels its feelings.
+
+How could you imagine that I could be otherwise than
+pleased--delighted rather--with your letter? And let me not omit the
+fact that I reply the instant I am at liberty, for I was enrobing
+myself for church. You are a child of simplicity, I know, and do not
+love robing; but you are a pupil of liberality, and look upon such
+things with a large mind, smiling in charity. Well! I was putting on
+the great black gown when my servant--(you see I can be pompous, to
+write of gowns and servants with such familiarity)--when he brought me
+a letter first directed, the words yet legible, to 'George Crabbe,
+at Belvoir Castle', and then by Lord Mendip to the 'Reverend' at
+Trowbridge; and at Trowbridge I hope again to receive these welcome
+evidences of your remembrance, directed in all their simplicity, and
+written, I trust, in all sincerity....
+
+There was a Suffolk family of Alexanders, one of whom you probably
+mean; and as he knew very little of me, I see no reason why he should
+not give me a good character ... If it means, as it generally does,
+that I paid my debts, and was guilty of no glaring world-defying
+immorality--why yes!--I was so far a good character....
+
+But your motive for writing to me was your desire of knowing whether
+my men and women were really existing creatures, or beings of my own
+imagination? Nay, Mary Leadbeater, yours was a better motive; you
+thought that you should give pleasure by writing, and--yet you will
+think me very vain--you felt some pleasure yourself in renewing the
+acquaintance that commenced under such auspices! Am I not right?
+My heart tells me that I am, and hopes that you will confirm it.
+Be assured that I feel a very cordial esteem for the friend of my
+friend,--the virtuous, the worthy character whom I am addressing.
+
+Yes, I will tell you readily about my creatures, whom I endeavoured to
+paint as nearly as I could, and dared; for in some cases I dared not.
+This you will readily admit; besides, charity bade me be cautious.
+Thus far you are correct; there is not one of whom I had not in my
+mind the original; but I was obliged in some cases to take them from
+their real situations, in one or two instances to change even the sex,
+and in many the circumstances. The nearest to real life was the proud
+ostentatious man in _The Borough_, who disguises an ordinary mind by
+doing great things; but the others approach to reality at greater or
+less distances. Indeed, I do not know that I could paint merely
+from my own fancy, and there is no cause why we should. Is there not
+diversity sufficient in society? And who can go, even but a little,
+into the assemblies of our fellow-wanderers from the way of perfect
+rectitude, and not find characters so varied and so pointed that he
+need not call upon his imagination?
+
+Will _you_ not write again? 'Write _to_ thee, or _for_ the public',
+wilt thou not ask? _To_ me and _for_ as many as love and can discern
+the union of strength and simplicity, purity and good sense. _Our_
+feeling and _our_ hearts is the language you can adopt. Alas, _I_
+cannot with propriety use it--_our_ I too could once say; but I am
+alone now; and since my removing into a busy town among the multitude,
+the loneliness is but more apparent and more melancholy. But this
+is only at certain times; and then I have, though at considerable
+distances, six female friends, unknown to each other, but all dear,
+very dear, to me. With men I do not much associate; not as deserting,
+and much less disliking, the male part of society, but as being unfit
+for it; not hardy nor grave, not knowing enough, nor sufficiently
+acquainted with the every-day concerns of men. But my beloved
+creatures have minds with which I can better assimilate ... Think of
+you I must; and of me, I must entreat that you would not be unmindful.
+
+[Footnote 1: Cp. letter, p. 283.]
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Comparisons_
+
+
+Trowbridge, 7 _Sept._ 1818.
+
+A description of your village society would be very gratifying to
+me--how the manners differ from those in larger societies, or in
+those under different circumstances. I have observed an extraordinary
+difference in village manners in England, especially between those
+places otherwise nearly alike, when there was and when there was not
+a leading man, or a squire's family, or a manufactory near, or a
+populous, vitiated town, all these, and many other circumstances have
+great influence. _Your_ quiet village, with such influencing minds,
+I am disposed to think highly of. No one, perhaps, very rich--none
+miserably poor. No girls, from six years to sixteen, sent to a
+factory, where men, women, and children of all ages are continually
+with them breathing contagion. Not all, however: we are not so
+evil--there is a resisting power, and it is strong; but the thing
+itself, the congregation of so many minds, and the intercourse it
+occasions, will have its powerful and visible effect. But these you
+have not; yet, as you mention your schools of both kinds, you must
+be more populous and perhaps not so happy as I was giving myself to
+believe....
+
+The world has not spoiled you, Mary, I do believe: now it has me. I
+have been absorbed in its mighty vortex, and gone into the midst of
+its greatness, and joined in its festivities and frivolities, and been
+intimate with its children. You may like me very well, my kind friend,
+while the purifying water, and your more effectual imagination, is
+between us; but come you to England, or let me be in Ireland, and
+place us where mind becomes acquainted with mind--and then! Ah, Mary
+Leadbeater! you would have done with your friendship with me! Child of
+simplicity and virtue, how can you let yourself be so deceived? Am
+I not a great fat rector, living upon a mighty income, while my poor
+curate starves with six hungry children upon the scraps that fall from
+the luxurious table? Do I not visit that horrible London, and enter
+into its abominable dissipations? Am not I this day going to dine on
+venison and drink claret? Have I not been at election dinners, and
+joined the Babel-confusion of a town hall? Child of simplicity! am I
+fit to be a friend to you, and to the peaceful, mild, pure, and gentle
+people about you? One thing is true--I wish I had the qualification.
+But I am of the world, Mary....
+
+I return all your good wishes, think of you, and with much regard,
+more than, indeed, belongs to _a man of the world_! Still, let me
+be permitted to address thee.--O my dear Mrs. Leadbeater, this is
+so humble that I am afraid it is vain. Well! write soon, then, and
+believe me to be
+
+Most sincerely and affectionately yours.
+
+
+
+
+WILLIAM BLAKE
+
+1757-1827
+
+
+
+TO JOHN FLAXMAN
+
+_Friends 'from eternity'_
+
+
+Felpham, 21 _Sept._ 1800.
+
+Sunday morning.
+
+DEAR SCULPTOR OF ETERNITY,
+
+We are safe arrived at our cottage, which is more beautiful than I
+thought it, and more convenient. It is a perfect model for cottages,
+and I think for palaces of magnificence, only enlarging not altering
+its proportions, and adding ornaments and not principles. Nothing
+can be more grand than its simplicity and usefulness. Simple without
+intricacy, it seems to be the spontaneous expression of humanity,
+congenial to the wants of man. No other formed house can ever please
+me so well, nor shall I ever be persuaded, I believe, that it can be
+improved either in beauty or use.
+
+Mr. Hayley received us with his usual brotherly affection. I have
+begun to work. Felpham is a sweet place for study, because it is
+more spiritual than London. Heaven opens here on all sides her golden
+gates: her windows are not obstructed by vapours; voices of celestial
+inhabitants are more distinctly heard, and their forms more distinctly
+seen; and my cottage is also a shadow of their houses. My wife and
+sister are both well, courting Neptune for an embrace.
+
+Our journey was very pleasant; and though we had a great deal of
+luggage, no grumbling. All was cheerfulness and good humour on the
+road, and yet we could not arrive at our cottage before half-past
+eleven at night, owing to the necessary shifting of our luggage from
+one chaise to another; for we had seven different chaises and as many
+different drivers. We set out between six and seven in the morning of
+Thursday, with sixteen heavy boxes and portfolios full of prints.
+
+And now begins a new life, because another covering of earth is
+shaken off. I am more famed in heaven for my works than I could well
+conceive. In my brain are studies and chambers filled with books and
+pictures of old, which I wrote and painted in ages of eternity
+before my mortal life; and those works are the delight and study of
+archangels. Why then should I be anxious about the riches or fame of
+mortality? The Lord our Father will do for us and with us according to
+His divine will, for our good.
+
+You, O dear Flaxman! are a sublime archangel,--my friend and companion
+from eternity. In the divine bosom is our dwelling-place. I look back
+into the regions of reminiscence, and behold our ancient days before
+this earth appeared in its vegetated mortality to my mortal vegetated
+eyes. I see our houses of eternity which can never be separated,
+though our mortal vehicles should stand at the remotest corners of
+heaven from each other.
+
+Farewell, my best friend! Remember me and my wife in love and
+friendship to our dear Mrs. Flaxman, whom we ardently desire to
+entertain beneath our thatched roof of rusted gold.
+
+
+
+TO THOMAS BUTTS
+
+_Trouble in the path_
+
+
+Felpham, 10 _Jan._ 1802.
+
+Dear Sir,
+
+Your very kind and affectionate letter, and the many kind things you
+have said in it, called upon me for an immediate answer. But it found
+my wife and myself so ill, and my wife so very ill, that till now I
+have not been able to do this duty. The ague and rheumatism have been
+almost her constant enemies, which she has combated in vain almost
+ever since we have been here, and her sickness is always my sorrow,
+of course. But what you tell me about your sight afflicted me not a
+little, and that about your health, in another part of your letter,
+makes me entreat you to take due care of both. It is a part of our
+duty to God and man to take due care of His gifts; and though we ought
+not to think _more_ highly of ourselves, yet we ought to think _as_
+highly of ourselves as immortals ought to think.
+
+When I came down here, I was more sanguine than I am at present;
+but it was because I was ignorant of many things which have since
+occurred, and chiefly the unhealthiness of the place. Yet I do not
+repent of coming on a thousand accounts; and Mr. Hayley, I doubt not,
+will do ultimately all that both he and I wish--that is, to lift me
+out of difficulty. But this is no easy matter to a man who, having
+spiritual enemies of such formidable magnitude, cannot expect to want
+natural hidden ones.
+
+Your approbation of my pictures is a multitude to me, and I doubt not
+that all your kind wishes in my behalf shall in due time be fulfilled.
+Your kind offer of pecuniary assistance I can only thank you for at
+present, because I have enough to serve my present purpose here. Our
+expenses are small, and our income, from our incessant labour, fully
+adequate to these at present. I am now engaged in engraving six small
+plates for a new edition of Mr. Hayley's _Triumphs of Temper_, from
+drawings by Maria Flaxman, sister to my friend the sculptor. And it
+seems that other things will follow in course, if I do but copy these
+well. But patience! If great things do not turn out, it is because
+such things depend on the spiritual and not on the natural world; and
+if it was fit for me, I doubt not that I should be employed in greater
+things; and when it is proper, my talents shall be properly exercised
+in public, as I hope they are now in private. For till then I leave no
+stone unturned, and no path unexplored that leads to improvement in
+my beloved arts. One thing of real consequence I have accomplished by
+coming into the country, which is to me consolation enough: namely,
+I have re-collected all my scattered thoughts on art, and resumed
+my primitive and original ways of execution in both painting and
+engraving, which in the confusion of London I had very much lost and
+obliterated from my mind. But whatever becomes of my labours, I would
+rather that they should be preserved in your greenhouse (not, as you
+mistakenly call it, dunghill) than in the cold gallery of fashion. The
+sun may yet shine, and then they will be brought into open air.
+
+But you have so generously and openly desired that I will divide my
+griefs with you that I cannot hide what it has now become my duty to
+explain. My unhappiness has arisen from a source which, if explored
+too narrowly, might hurt my pecuniary circumstances; as my dependence
+is on engraving at present, and particularly on the engravings I have
+in hand for Mr. Hayley, and I find on all hands great objections to
+my doing anything but the mere drudgery of business, and intimations
+that, if I do not confine myself to this, I shall not live. This has
+always pursued me. You will understand by this the source of all my
+uneasiness. This from Johnson and Fuseli brought me down here, and
+this from Mr. Hayley will bring me back again. For that I cannot live
+without doing my duty to lay up treasures in heaven is certain and
+determined, and to this I have long made up my mind. And why this
+should be made an objection to me, while drunkenness, lewdness,
+gluttony, and even idleness itself, does not hurt other men, let Satan
+himself explain. The thing I have most at heart--more than life, or
+all that seems to make life comfortable without--is the interest of
+true religion and science. And whenever anything appears to affect
+that interest (especially if I myself omit any duty to my station as
+a soldier of Christ), it gives me the greatest of torments. I am not
+ashamed, afraid, or averse to tell you what ought to be told--that I
+am under the direction of messengers from heaven, daily and nightly.
+But the nature of such things is not, as some suppose, without trouble
+or care. Temptations are on the right hand and on the left. Behind,
+the sea of time and space roars and follows swiftly. He who keeps not
+right onwards is lost; and if our footsteps slide in clay, how can we
+do otherwise than fear and tremble? But I should not have troubled you
+with this account of my spiritual state, unless it had been necessary
+in explaining the actual cause of my uneasiness, into which you are so
+kind as to inquire: for I never obtrude such things on others unless
+questioned, and then I never disguise the truth. But if we fear to do
+the dictates of our angels, and tremble at the tasks set before us;
+if we refuse to do spiritual acts because of natural fears or natural
+desires; who can describe the dismal torments of such a state!--I
+too well remember the threats I heard!--'If you, who are organized
+by Divine Providence for spiritual communion, refuse, and bury
+your talent in the earth, even though you should want natural
+bread,--sorrow and desperation pursue you through life, and after
+death shame and confusion of face to eternity. Every one in eternity
+will leave you, aghast at the man who was crowned with glory and
+honour by his brethren, and betrayed their cause to their enemies. You
+will be called the base Judas who betrayed his friend!'--Such words
+would make any stout man tremble, and how then could I be at ease? But
+I am now no longer in that state, and now go on again with my task,
+fearless though my path is difficult. I have no fear of stumbling
+while I keep it.
+
+My wife desires her kindest love to Mrs. Butts, and I have permitted
+her to send it to you also. We often wish that we could unite again
+in society, and hope that the time is not distant when we shall do so,
+being determined not to remain another winter here, but to return to
+London.
+
+ I hear a Voice you cannot hear, that says
+ I must not stay,
+ I see a Hand you cannot see, that beckons
+ me away.
+
+Naked we came here--naked of natural things--and naked we shall
+return: but while clothed with the Divine mercy, we are richly clothed
+in spiritual, and suffer all the rest gladly. Pray, give my love to
+Mrs. Butts and your family.
+
+PS. Your obliging proposal of exhibiting my two pictures likewise
+calls for my thanks; I will finish the others, and then we shall judge
+of the matter with certainty.
+
+
+
+To THE SAME
+
+_The wonderful poem_
+
+
+(Felpham), 25 _April_, 1803.
+
+MY DEAR SIR,
+
+I write in haste, having received a pressing letter from my Brother.
+I intended to have sent the Picture of the _Riposo_, which is nearly
+finished much to my satisfaction, but not quite. You shall have it
+soon. I now send the four numbers for Mr. Birch with best respects to
+him. The reason the _Ballads_ have been suspended is the pressure of
+other business, but they will go on again soon.
+
+Accept of my thanks for your kind and heartening letter. You have
+faith in the endeavours of me, your weak brother and fellow-disciple;
+how great must be your faith in our Divine Master! You are to me
+a lesson of humility, while you exalt me by such distinguishing
+commendations. I know that you see certain merits in me, which, by
+God's grace, shall be made fully apparent and perfect in Eternity.
+In the meantime I must not bury the talents in the earth, but do my
+endeavour to live to the glory of our Lord and Saviour; and I am
+also grateful to the kind hand that endeavours to lift me out of
+despondency, even if it lifts me too high.
+
+And now, my dear Sir, congratulate me on my return to London with the
+full approbation of Mr. Hayley and with promise. But alas! now I may
+say to you--what perhaps I should not dare to say to anyone else--that
+I can alone carry on my visionary studies in London unannoyed, and
+that I may converse with my friends in Eternity, see visions, dream
+dreams, and prophesy and speak parables, unobserved, and at liberty
+from the doubts of other mortals: perhaps doubts proceeding from
+kindness; but doubts are always pernicious, especially when we doubt
+our friends. Christ is very decided on this point: 'He who is not with
+me is against me.' There is no medium or middle state; and if a man is
+the enemy of my spiritual life while he pretends to be the friend of
+my corporeal, he is a real enemy; but the man may be the friend of my
+spiritual life while he seems the enemy of my corporeal, though not
+vice versa.
+
+What is very pleasant, every one who hears of my going to London again
+applauds it as the only course for the interest of all concerned in
+my works; observing that I ought not to be away from the opportunities
+London affords of seeing fine pictures, and the various improvements
+in works of art going on in London.
+
+But none can know the spiritual acts of my three years' slumber on the
+banks of Ocean, unless he has seen them in the spirit, or unless he
+should read my long Poem descriptive of those acts; for I have in
+these years composed an immense number of verses on one grand theme,
+similar to Homer's _Iliad_ or Milton's _Paradise Lost_; the persons
+and machinery entirely new to the inhabitants of earth (some of the
+persons excepted). I have written this Poem from immediate dictation,
+twelve or sometimes twenty or thirty lines at a time, without
+premeditation, and even against my will. The time it has taken in
+writing was thus rendered nonexistent, and an immense Poem exists
+which seems to be the labour of a long life, all produced without
+labour or study. I mention this to show you what I think the grand
+reason of my being brought down here.
+
+I have a thousand and ten thousand things to say to you. My heart
+is full of futurity. I perceive that the sore travail which has been
+given me these three years leads to glory and honour. I rejoice and
+tremble: 'I am fearfully and wonderfully made.' I had been reading the
+CXXXIX Psalm a little before your letter arrived. I take your advice.
+I see the face of my Heavenly Father; He lays His hand upon my head,
+and gives a blessing to all my work. Why should I be troubled? Why
+should my heart and flesh cry out? I will go on in the strength of the
+Lord; through Hell will I sing forth His praises: that the dragons of
+the deep may praise Him, and that those who dwell in darkness, and in
+the sea coasts may be gathered into His Kingdom. Excuse my perhaps too
+great enthusiasm. Please to accept of and give our loves to Mrs. Butts
+and your amiable family, and believe me ever yours affectionately.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The poet and William Hayley_
+
+
+Felpham, 6 _July_, 1803.
+
+... We look forward every day with pleasure toward our meeting again
+in London with those whom we have learned to value by absence no less
+perhaps than we did by presence; for recollection often surpasses
+everything. Indeed, the prospect of returning to our friends is
+supremely delightful. Then, I am determined that Mrs. Butts shall have
+a good likeness of you, if I have hands and eyes left; for I am become
+a likeness-taker, and succeed admirably well. But this is not to be
+achieved without the original sitting before you for every touch, all
+likenesses from memory being necessarily very, very defective; but
+Nature and Fancy are two things, and can never be joined, neither
+ought any one to attempt it, for it is idolatry, and destroys the
+Soul.
+
+I ought to tell you that Mr. H. is quite agreeable to our return,
+and that there is all the appearance in the world of our being fully
+employed in engraving for his projected works, particularly Cowper's
+_Milton_--a work now on foot by subscription, and I understand that
+the subscription goes on briskly. This work is to be a very elegant
+one, and to consist of all Milton's Poems with Cowper's Notes, and
+translations by Cowper from Milton's Latin and Italian poems. These
+works will be ornamented with engravings from designs by Romney,
+Flaxman, and your humble servant, and to be engraved also by
+the last-mentioned. The profits of the work are intended to be
+appropriated to erect a monument to the memory of Cowper in St. Paul's
+or Westminster Abbey. Such is the project; and Mr. Addington and Mr.
+Pitt are both among the subscribers, which are already numerous and of
+the first rank. The price of the work is six guineas. Thus I hope that
+all our three years' trouble ends in good-luck at last, and shall be
+forgot by my affections, and only remembered by my understanding, to
+be a memento in time to come, and to speak to future generations by a
+sublime allegory, which is now perfectly completed into a grand Poem.
+I may praise it, since I dare not pretend to be any other than the
+secretary; the authors are in Eternity. I consider it as the grandest
+Poem that this world contains. Allegory addressed to the
+intellectual powers, while it is altogether hidden from the corporeal
+understanding, is my definition of the most sublime Poetry. It is
+also somewhat in the same manner defined by Plato. This Poem shall,
+by Divine assistance, be progressively printed and ornamented with
+prints, and given to the public. But of this work I take care to say
+little to Mr. H., since he is as much averse to my Poetry as he is to
+a chapter in the Bible. He knows that I have writ it, for I have shown
+it to him, and he has read part by his own desire, and has looked with
+sufficient contempt to enhance my opinion of it. But I do not wish to
+imitate by seeming too obstinate in poetic pursuits. But if all the
+world should set their faces against this, I have orders to set my
+face like a flint (Ezek. iii. 8) against their faces, and my forehead
+against their foreheads.
+
+As to Mr. H., I feel myself at liberty to say as follows upon this
+ticklish subject. I regard fashion in Poetry as little as I do in
+Painting: so, if both Poets and Painters should alternately dislike
+(but I know the majority of them will not), I am not to regard it
+at all. But Mr. H. approves of my Designs as little as he does of my
+Poems, and I have been forced to insist on his leaving me, in both,
+to my own self-will; for I am determined to be no longer pestered with
+his genteel ignorance and polite disapprobation. I know myself both
+Poet and Painter, and it is not his affected contempt that can move to
+anything but a more assiduous pursuit of both arts. Indeed, by my late
+firmness, I have brought down his affected loftiness, and he begins
+to think I have some genius: as if genius and assurance were the same
+thing! But his imbecile attempts to depress me only deserve laughter.
+I say thus much to you, knowing that you will not make a bad use of
+it. But it is a fact too true that, if I had only depended on mortal
+things, both myself and my wife must have been lost. I shall leave
+every one in this country astonished at my patience and forbearance
+of injuries upon injuries; and I do assure you that, if I could have
+returned to London a month after my arrival here, I should have done
+so. But I was commanded by my spiritual friends to bear all and be
+silent, and to go through all without murmuring, and, in fine, to hope
+till my three years should be almost accomplished; at which time I was
+set at liberty to remonstrate against former conduct, and to demand
+justice and truth; which I have done in so effectual a manner that my
+antagonist is silenced completely, and I have compelled what should
+have been of freedom--my just right as an artist and as a man. And
+if any attempt should be made to refuse me this, I am inflexible, and
+will relinquish any engagement of designing at all, unless altogether
+left to my own judgement, as you, my dear friend, have always left me;
+for which I shall never cease to honour and respect you.
+
+When we meet, I will perfectly describe to you my conduct and the
+conduct of others towards me, and you will see that I have laboured
+hard indeed, and have been borne on angels' wings. Till we meet I beg
+of God our Saviour to be with you and me, and yours and mine. Pray
+give my and my wife's love to Mrs. Butts and family, and believe me to
+remain
+
+Yours in truth and sincerity.
+
+
+
+
+MARY LEADBEATER
+
+1758-1826
+
+
+
+TO EDMUND BURKE
+
+_Reply to his last letter_
+
+
+28 _May_, 1797.
+
+With a heart melted to overflowing, I cannot restrain the attempt to
+express my grateful sensations on receiving the greatest, and, alas!
+I fear, the last proof of that unvarying friendship with which our
+ever-loved, our ever-honoured friend has favoured us! I may transgress
+the bounds by intruding at this awful period; but I cannot help it. My
+affection and my sorrow will be excused, I believe, for thou hast ever
+looked kindly and partially upon me, and so has thy beloved wife, with
+whose feelings I sympathize, could that avail. This day's post brought
+me thy letter of the 23rd instant, dictated and signed by thee. Such
+attention, at such a time, and in such a situation! It was like Edmund
+Burke! It was like few others, but it is not bestowed upon hearts who
+do not feel it.--I look back on that friendship formed in the precious
+days of innocent childhood, between thee and my lamented parent.--I
+trace its progress, which is so imprinted on my mind, that I almost
+seem to myself to have been a witness to it.--I see it continue
+unabated, notwithstanding the different sphere of life in which you
+moved, to the period of it;--and may we not hope that there is an
+union of souls beyond the grave? The composure and fortitude displayed
+in thy letter, is the greatest consolation we could receive with the
+tidings it conveyed of thy health. Since thou dost not allow us to
+hope for its restoration, we will hope better things than is in the
+power of this world to bestow.--My mother appears to decline, and
+looks to the end of her race as near. All the other branches of
+this family, I believe, are well in health. My brother continues
+the school, which, I believe, was never in higher estimation than at
+present. My husband regrets very much that he never shared with us
+the pleasure of a personal acquaintance with thee. We all unite in
+cordial, unaffected love to thee. I thought I would say how we were,
+believing thou would be pleased to hear of our welfare, though how
+long that may be continued, seems doubtful.--The general fermentation
+throughout this nation, forebodes some sudden and dreadful eruption,
+and, however obscure or retired our situations may be, there is little
+prospect of escaping the calamity. This may cause us to admire, nay,
+adore the mercy, as well as wisdom of Him, who gives and takes life,
+in removing those so dear to us from the evil to come. My mother
+desires thou may accept as much love as she is capable of sending
+thee; her heart is full of it towards thee; and she bids me say, she
+hopes thou hast lived such a life, that thy end will be crowned with
+peace! So be it, with my whole heart! Thy affectionate and obliged
+friend.
+
+Our best wishes, and dear love to thy wife.
+
+Abraham Shackleton has the melancholy satisfaction of perusing dear
+Edmund Burke's account of his poor state of health. He hopes (trusts)
+that a quiet resting place is prepared for him. The memory of E.
+Burke's philanthropic virtues will out-live the period when his
+shining political talents will cease to act. New fashions of political
+sentiment will exist; but philanthropy,--_immortale manet!_
+
+
+
+TO GEORGE CRABBE
+
+_She writes to remind him_
+
+
+Ballitore, 7th of Eleventh-month, 1816.
+
+I believe it will surprise George Crabbe to receive a letter from an
+entire stranger, whom most probably he does not remember to have ever
+seen or heard of, but who cannot forget having met him at the house of
+Edmund Burke, Charles Street, James's Square, in the year 1784. I
+was brought thither by my father, Richard Shackleton, the friend
+from their childhood of Edmund Burke. My dear father told thee that
+Goldsmith's would now be the _deserted village_; perhaps thou dost not
+remember this compliment, but I remember the ingenuous modesty which
+disclaimed it. He admired '_The Village', 'The Library_,' and '_The
+Newspaper_' exceedingly, and the delight with which he read them to
+his family could not but be acceptable to the author, had he known
+the sound judgement and the exquisite taste which that excellent
+man possessed. But he saw no more of the productions of the Muse he
+admired; whose originality was not the least charm. He is dead--the
+friend whom he loved and honoured, and to whose character thou dost so
+much justice in the preface to '_The Parish_ _Register_', is also gone
+to the house appointed for all living. A splendid constellation of
+poets arose in the literary horizon; I looked around for Crabbe. Why
+does not he, who shines as brightly as any of these, add his lustre?
+I had not long thought thus when, in an Edinburgh Review, I met
+with reflections similar to my own, which introduced '_The Parish
+Register_'. Oh, it was like the voice of a long-lost friend, and glad
+was I to hear that voice again in '_The Borough_'!--still more in
+'_The Tales_,' which appear to me excelling all that preceded them!
+Every work is so much in unison with our own feelings, that a wish for
+information concerning them and their author is strongly excited.
+
+One of our friends, Dykes Alexander, who was in Ballitore in 1810, I
+think, said he was personally acquainted with thee, and spoke highly
+of thy character. I regretted I had not an opportunity of conversing
+with him on this subject, as perhaps he would have been able to decide
+arguments which have arisen; namely, whether we owe to truth or to
+fiction that 'ever new delight' which thy poetry affords us. The
+characters, however singular some of them may be, are never unnatural,
+and thy sentiments so true to domestic and social feelings, as well as
+to those of a higher nature, have the convincing power of reality
+over the mind, and _I_ maintain that all thy pictures _are drawn from
+life_. To inquire whether this be the case is the excuse which I make
+to myself for writing this letter. I wish the excuse may be accepted
+by thee, for I greatly fear I have taken an unwarrantable liberty in
+making the inquiry. Though advanced in life, yet from an education of
+peculiar simplicity, and from never having been long absent from my
+retired native village, I am too little acquainted with decorum. If I
+have now transgressed the rules it prescribes, I appeal to the candour
+and liberality of thy mind to forgive a fault caused by a strong
+enthusiasm.
+
+PS. Ballitore is the village in which Edmund Burke was educated by
+Abraham Shackleton, whose pupil he became in 1741, and from whose
+school he entered the college of Dublin in 1744. The school is still
+flourishing.
+
+
+
+
+ROBERT BURNS
+
+1759-1796
+
+
+
+TO MISS CHALMERS
+
+_Marriage with Jean_
+
+
+Ellisland, near Dumfries, 16 _Sept_. 1788.
+
+Where are you? and how are you? and is Lady M'Kenzie recovering her
+health? for I have had but one solitary letter from you. I will not
+think you have forgot me, Madam; and for my part--
+
+ When thee, Jerusalem, I forget,
+ Skill part from my right hand!
+
+'My heart is not of that rock, nor my soul careless as that sea.' I
+do not make my progress among mankind as a bowl does among its
+fellows--rolling through the crowd without bearing away any mark or
+impression, except where they hit in hostile collision.
+
+I am here, driven in with my harvest-folks by bad weather; and as you
+and your sister once did me the honour of interesting yourselves
+much _a l'egard de moi_, I sit down to beg the continuation of your
+goodness.--I can truly say that, all the exterior of life apart,
+I never saw two, whose esteem flattered the nobler feelings of my
+soul--I will not say, more, but so much as Lady M'Kenzie and Miss
+Chalmers. When I think of you--hearts the best, minds the noblest, of
+human kind--unfortunate, even in the shades of life--when I think I
+have met with you, and have lived more of real life with you in
+eight days, than I can do with almost any body I meet with in eight
+years--when I think on the improbability of meeting you in this world
+again--I could sit down and cry like a child!--If ever you honoured me
+with a place in your esteem, I trust I can now plead more desert.--I
+am secure against that crushing grip of iron poverty, which, alas!
+is less or more fatal to the native worth and purity of, I fear, the
+noblest souls; and a late, important step in my life has kindly taken
+me out of the way of those ungrateful iniquities, which, however
+overlooked in fashionable license, or varnished in fashionable phrase,
+are indeed but lighter and deeper shades of VILLAINY.
+
+Shortly after my last return to Ayrshire, I married 'my Jean'. This
+was not in consequence of the attachment of romance perhaps; but I
+had a long and much-loved fellow creature's happiness or misery in my
+determination, and I durst not trifle with so important a deposit. Nor
+have I any cause to repent it. If I have not got polite tattle, modish
+manners, and fashionable dress, I am not sickened and disgusted with
+the multiform curse of boarding-school affectation; and I have got the
+handsomest figure, the sweetest temper, the soundest constitution, and
+the kindest heart in the county. Mrs. Burns believes, as firmly as her
+creed, that I am _le plus bel esprit, et le plus honnete homme_ in
+the universe; although she scarcely ever in her life, except the
+Scriptures of the Old and New Testament, and the Psalms of David in
+metre, spent five minutes together on either prose or verse.
+
+I must except also from this last, a certain late publication of Scots
+poems, which she has perused very devoutly; and all the ballads in
+the country, as she has (O the partial lover! you will cry) the finest
+'wood-note wild' I ever heard.--I am the more particular in this
+lady's character, as I know she will henceforth have the honour of a
+share in your best wishes. She is still at Mauchline, as I am building
+my house; for this hovel that I shelter in, while occasionally here,
+is pervious to every blast that blows, and every shower that falls;
+and I am only preserved from being chilled to death, by being
+suffocated with smoke. I do not find my farm that pennyworth I was
+taught to expect, but I believe, in time, it may be a saving bargain.
+You will be pleased to hear that I have laid aside idle _eclat_, and
+bind every day after my reapers.
+
+To save me from that horrid situation of at any time going down, in
+a losing bargain of a farm, to misery, I have taken my excise
+instructions, and have my commission in my pocket for any emergency
+of fortune. If I could set _all_ before your view, whatever disrespect
+you in common with the world, have for this business, I know you would
+approve of my idea.
+
+I will make no apology, dear Madam, for this egotistic detail: I know
+you and your sister will be interested in every circumstance of it.
+What signify the silly, idle gewgaws of wealth, or the ideal trumpery
+of greatness! When fellow partakers of the same nature fear the same
+God, have the same benevolence of heart, the same nobleness of soul,
+the same detestation at every thing dishonest, and the same scorn at
+every thing unworthy--if they are not in the dependance of absolute
+beggary, in the name of common sense are they not EQUALS? And if the
+bias, the instinctive bias of their souls run the same way, why may
+they not be FRIENDS?...
+
+
+
+TO MR. ROBERT AINSLIE
+
+_A gauger_
+
+
+Ellisland, 1 _Nov_. 1789.
+
+MY DEAR FRIEND,
+
+I had written you long ere now, could I have guessed where to find
+you, for I am sure you have more good sense than to waste the precious
+days of vacation time in the dirt of business and Edinburgh. Wherever
+you are, God bless you, and lead you not into temptation, but deliver
+you from evil!
+
+I do not know if I have informed you that I am now appointed to an
+excise division, in the middle of which my house and farm lie. In this
+I was extremely lucky. Without ever having been an expectant, as they
+call their journeymen excisemen, I was directly planted down to all
+intents and purposes an officer of excise; there to flourish and bring
+forth fruits--worthy of repentance.
+
+I know not how the word exciseman, or still more opprobrious, gauger,
+will sound in your ears. I too have seen the day when my auditory
+nerves would have felt very delicately on this subject; but a wife
+and children are things which have a wonderful power in blunting these
+kind of sensations. Fifty pounds a year for life, and a provision for
+widows and orphans, you will allow is no bad settlement for a _poet_.
+For the ignominy of the profession, I have the encouragement which
+I once heard a recruiting sergeant give to a numerous, if not a
+respectable audience, in the streets of Kilmarnock.--'Gentlemen,
+for your further and better encouragement, I can assure you that
+our regiment is the most blackguard corps under the crown, and
+consequently with us an honest fellow has the surest chance for
+preferment.'
+
+You need not doubt that I find several very unpleasant and
+disagreeable circumstances in my business; but I am tired with and
+disgusted at the language of complaint against the evils of life.
+Human existence in the most favourable situations does not abound with
+pleasures, and has its inconveniences and ills; capricious foolish man
+mistakes these inconveniences and ills as if they were the peculiar
+property of his particular situation; and hence that eternal
+fickleness, that love of change, which has ruined, and daily does
+ruin many a fine fellow, as well as many a blockhead; and is, almost
+without exception, a constant source of disappointment and misery....
+
+
+
+TO FRANCIS GROSE
+
+_Witch tales_
+
+
+Dumfries, 1792.
+
+Among the many witch stories I have heard relating to Alloway Kirk, I
+distinctly remember only two or three.
+
+Upon a stormy night, amid whistling squalls of wind and bitter blasts
+of hail--in short, on such a night as the devil would choose to take
+the air in--a farmer, or farmer's servant, was plodding and plashing
+homeward, with his plough irons on his shoulder, having been getting
+some repairs on them at a neighbouring smithy. His way lay by the Kirk
+of Alloway, and being rather on the anxious look-out in approaching
+a place so well known to be a favourite haunt of the devil and the
+devil's friends and emissaries, he was struck aghast by discovering
+through the horrors of the storm and stormy night a light, which, on
+his nearer approach, plainly showed itself to proceed from the haunted
+edifice. Whether he had been fortified from above, on his devout
+supplication, as is customary with people when they suspect the
+immediate presence of Satan; or whether, according to another custom,
+he had got courageously drunk at the smithy, I will not pretend to
+determine; but so it was that he ventured to go up to, nay, into, the
+very kirk. As luck would have it, his temerity came off unpunished.
+
+The members of the infernal junto were all out on some midnight
+business or other, and he saw nothing but a kind of kettle or
+cauldron, depending from the roof over the fire, simmering some heads
+of unchristened children, limbs of executed malefactors, &c., for the
+business of the night. It was in for a penny, in for a pound, with the
+honest ploughman; so, without ceremony, he unhooked the cauldron from
+off the fire, and pouring out the damnable ingredients, inverted it
+on his head, and carried it fairly home, where it remained long in the
+family, a living evidence of the truth of the story.
+
+Another story, which I can prove to be equally authentic, was as
+follows: On a market day, in the town of Ayr, a farmer from Carrick,
+and consequently whose way lay by the very gate of Alloway Kirkyard,
+in order to cross the river Doon at the old bridge, which is about
+two or three hundred yards further on than the said gate, had been
+detained by his business, till by the time he reached Alloway it was
+the wizard hour between night and morning.
+
+Though he was terrified with a blaze streaming from the kirk, yet
+as it is a well-known fact that to turn back on these occasions is
+running by far the greatest risk of mischief, he prudently advanced
+on his road. When he had reached the gate of the kirkyard he was
+surprised and entertained through the ribs and arches of an old Gothic
+window which still faces the highway, to see a dance of witches,
+merrily footing it round their old sooty blackguard master, who was
+keeping them all alive with the power of his bagpipe. The farmer,
+stopping his horse to observe them a little, could plainly descry the
+faces of many old women of his acquaintance and neighbourhood. How the
+gentleman was dressed tradition does not say, but that the ladies were
+all in their smocks; and one of them, happening unluckily to have a
+smock which was considerably too short to answer all the purposes of
+that piece of dress, our farmer was so tickled that he involuntarily
+burst out with a loud laugh: 'Weel luppen, Maggy wi' the short sark!'
+and recollecting himself, instantly spurred his horse to the top of
+his speed. I need not mention the universally known fact, that no
+diabolical power can pursue you beyond the middle of a running stream.
+Lucky it was for the poor farmer that the river Doon was so near, for,
+notwithstanding the speed of his horse, which was a good one, against
+he reached the middle of the arch of the bridge, and consequently the
+middle of the stream, the pursuing vengeful hags were so close at his
+heels, that one of them actually sprang to seize him; but it was too
+late, nothing was on her side of the stream but the horse's tail,
+which immediately gave way at her infernal grip, as if blasted by a
+stroke of lightning; but the farmer was beyond her reach. However, the
+unsightly tailless condition of the vigorous steed was, to the last
+hour of the noble creature's life, an awful warning to the Carrick
+farmer not to stay too late in Ayr markets.
+
+The last relation I shall give you, though equally true, is not so
+well identified as the two former, with regard to the scene; but as
+the best authorities give it for Alloway, I shall relate it.
+
+On a summer's evening, about the time that nature puts on her sables
+to mourn the expiry of the cheerful day, a shepherd boy, belonging
+to a farmer in the immediate neighbourhood of Alloway Kirk, had just
+folded his charge and was returning home. As he passed the kirk, in
+the adjoining field, he fell in with a crew of men and women, who
+were busy pulling stems of the plant ragwort. He observed that as each
+person pulled a ragwort, he or she got astride of it, and called out,
+'Up, horsie', on which the ragwort flew off, like Pegasus, through the
+air, with its rider. The foolish boy likewise pulled his ragwort and
+cried with the rest, 'Up, horsie', and, strange to tell, away he flew
+with the company. The first stage at which the cavalcade stopped was
+a merchant's wine-cellar in Bordeaux, where, without saying by your
+leave, they quaffed away at the best the cellar could afford, until
+the morning, foe to the imps and works of darkness, threatened to
+throw light on the matter, and frightened them from their carousals.
+
+The poor shepherd lad, being equally a stranger to the scene and the
+liquor, heedlessly got himself drunk; and when the rest took horse he
+fell asleep, and was found so next day by some of the people belonging
+to the merchant. Somebody that understood Scotch, asking him what he
+was, he said he was such-a-one's herd in Alloway, and by some means or
+other getting home again, he lived long to tell the world the wondrous
+tale.
+
+
+
+
+WILLIAM WORDSWORTH
+
+1770-1850
+
+
+
+TO SIR GEORGE BEAUMONT
+
+_A brother's character_
+
+
+Grasmere, 20 _Feb_. 1805.
+
+Having spoken of worldly affairs, let me again mention my beloved
+brother. It is now just five years since, after a separation of
+fourteen years (I may call it a separation, for we only saw him four
+or five times, and by glimpses), he came to visit his sister and me
+in this cottage, and passed eight blessed months with us. He was then
+waiting for the command of the ship to which he was appointed when he
+quitted us. As you will have seen, we had little to live upon, and he
+as little (Lord Lonsdale being then alive). But he encouraged me to
+persist, and to keep my eye steady on its object. He would work for me
+(that was his language), for me and his sister; and I was to endeavour
+to do something for the world. He went to sea, as commander, with
+this hope; his voyage was very unsuccessful, he having lost by it
+considerably. When he came home, we chanced to be in London, and saw
+him. 'Oh!' said he, 'I have thought of you, and nothing but you; if
+ever of myself, and my bad success, it was only on your account.' He
+went again to sea a second time, and also was unsuccessful; still
+with the same hopes on our account, though then not so necessary,
+Lord Lowther having paid the money. Lastly came the lamentable voyage,
+which he entered upon, full of expectation, and love to his sister
+and myself, and my wife, whom, indeed, he loved with all a brother's
+tenderness. This is the end of his part of the agreement--of his
+efforts for my welfare! God grant me life and strength to fulfil mine!
+I shall never forget him--never lose sight of him: there is a bond
+between us yet, the same as if he were living, nay, far more sacred,
+calling upon me to do my utmost, as he to the last did his utmost
+to live in honour and worthiness. Some of the newspapers carelessly
+asserted that he did not wish to survive his ship. This is false. He
+was heard by one of the surviving officers giving orders, with all
+possible calmness, a very little before the ship went down; and when
+he could remain at his post no longer, then, and not till then,
+he attempted to save himself. I knew this would be so, but it was
+satisfactory for me to have it confirmed by external evidence. Do not
+think our grief unreasonable. Of all human beings whom I ever knew, he
+was the man of the most rational desires, the most sedate habits, and
+the most perfect self-command. He was modest and gentle, and shy even
+to disease; but this was wearing off. In everything his judgements
+were sound and original; his taste in all the arts, music and poetry
+in particular (for these he, of course, had had the best opportunities
+of being familiar with), was exquisite; and his eye for the beauties
+of nature was as fine and delicate as ever poet or painter was gifted
+with, in some discriminations, owing to his education and way of life,
+far superior to any person's I ever knew. But, alas! what avails it?
+It was the will of God that he should be taken away....
+
+I trust in God that I shall not want fortitude; but my loss is great
+and irreparable....
+
+
+
+TO WALTER SCOTT
+
+_Dryden_
+
+
+Patterdale, 7 _Nov_. 1805.
+
+MY DEAR SCOTT,
+
+I was much pleased to hear of your engagement with Dryden: not that he
+is, as a poet, any great favourite of mine: I admire his talents and
+genius highly, but his is not a poetical genius. The only qualities
+I can find in Dryden that are _essentially_ poetical, are a certain
+ardour and impetuosity of mind, with an excellent ear. It may seem
+strange that I do not add to this, great command of language: _that_
+he certainly has, and of such language too, as it is most desirable
+that a poet should possess, or rather that he should not be without.
+But it is not language that is, in the highest sense of the word,
+poetical, being neither of the imagination nor of the passions; I mean
+the amiable, the ennobling, or the intense passions. I do not mean to
+say that there is nothing of this in Dryden, but as little, I think,
+as is possible, considering how much he has written. You will easily
+understand my meaning, when I refer to his versification of _Palamon
+and Arcite_, as contrasted with the language of Chaucer. Dryden had
+neither a tender heart nor a lofty sense of moral dignity. Whenever
+his language is poetically impassioned, it is mostly upon unpleasing
+subjects, such as the follies, vices, and crimes of classes of men or
+of individuals, That his cannot be the language of imagination, must
+have necessarily followed from this,--that there is not a single image
+from nature in the whole body of his works; and in his translation
+from Virgil, wherever Virgil can be fairly said to have had his _eye_
+upon his object, Dryden always spoils the passage.
+
+But too much of this; I am glad that you are to be his editor.
+His political and satirical pieces may be greatly benefited by
+illustration, and even absolutely require it. A correct text is the
+first object of an editor, then such notes as explain difficult or
+obscure passages; and lastly, which is much less important, notes
+pointing out authors to whom the poet has been indebted, not in the
+fiddling way of phrase here and phrase there, (which is detestable as
+a general practice), but where he has had essential obligations either
+as to matter or manner.
+
+If I can be of any use to you, do not fail to apply to me. One thing
+I may take the liberty to suggest, which is, when you come to the
+fables, might it not be advisable to print the whole of the Tales of
+Boccace in a smaller type in the original language? If this should
+look too much like swelling a book, I should certainly make such
+extracts as would show where Dryden has most strikingly improved upon,
+or fallen below, his original. I think his translations from Boccace
+are the best, at least the most poetical, of his poems. It is many
+years since I saw Boccace, but I remember that Sigismunda is not
+married by him to Guiscard (the names are different in Boccace in both
+tales, I believe--certainly in Theodore, &c.). I think Dryden has much
+injured the story by the marriage, and degraded Sigismunda's character
+by it. He has also, to the best of my remembrance, degraded her still
+more, by making her love absolute sensuality and appetite; Dryden had
+no other notion of the passion. With all these defects, and they are
+very gross ones, it is a noble poem. Guiscard's answer, when first
+reproached by Tancred, is noble in Boccace--nothing but this: _Amor
+puo molto piu che ne voi ne io possiamo_. This, Dryden has spoiled. He
+says first very well, 'the faults of love by love are justified,' and
+then come four lines of miserable rant, quite _a la Maximin_.
+
+
+
+TO LADY BEAUMONT
+
+_The destiny of his poems_
+
+
+Coleorton, 21 _May_, 1807.
+
+MY DEAR LADY BEAUMONT,
+
+Though I am to see you so soon, I cannot but write a word or two, to
+thank you for the interest you take in my poems, as evinced by your
+solicitude about their immediate reception. I write partly to thank
+you for this, and to express the pleasure it has given me, and partly
+to remove any uneasiness from your mind which the disappointments you
+sometimes meet with, in this labour of love, may occasion. I see that
+you have many battles to fight for me--more than, in the ardour and
+confidence of your pure and elevated mind, you had ever thought of
+being summoned to; but be assured that this opposition is nothing more
+than what I distinctly foresaw that you and my other friends would
+have to encounter. I say this, not to give myself credit for an eye of
+prophecy, but to allay any vexatious thoughts on my account which this
+opposition may have produced in you.
+
+It is impossible that any expectations can be lower than mine
+concerning the immediate effect of this little work upon what is
+called the public. I do not here take into consideration the envy and
+malevolence, and all the bad passions which always stand in the way of
+a work of any merit from a living poet; but merely think of the pure,
+absolute, honest ignorance in which all worldlings of every rank and
+situation must be enveloped, with respect to the thoughts, feelings
+and images on which the life of my poems depends. The things which I
+have taken, whether from within or without, what have they to do with
+routs, dinners, morning calls, hurry from door to door, from street to
+street, on foot or in carriage; with Mr. Pitt or Mr. Fox, Mr. Paul
+or Sir Francis Burdett, the Westminster election or the borough of
+Honiton? In a word--for I cannot stop to make my way through the hurry
+of images that present themselves to me--what have they to do with the
+endless talking about things nobody cares anything for except as far
+as their own vanity is concerned, and this with persons they care
+nothing for but as their vanity or _selfishness_ is concerned?--what
+have they to do (to say all at once) with a life without love? In such
+a life there can be no thought; for we have no thought (save thoughts
+of pain) but as far as we have love and admiration.
+
+It is an awful truth, that there neither is, nor can be, any genuine
+enjoyment of poetry among nineteen out of twenty of those persons who
+live, or wish to live, in the broad light of the world--among
+those who either are, or are striving to make themselves, people of
+consideration in society. This is a truth, and an awful one, because
+to be incapable of a feeling of poetry, in my sense of the word, is to
+be without love of human nature and reverence for God.
+
+Upon this I shall insist elsewhere; at present let me confine myself
+to my object; which is to make you, my dear friend, as easy-hearted
+as myself with respect to these poems. Trouble not yourself upon their
+present reception; of what moment is that compared with what I trust
+is their destiny?--to console the afflicted; to add sunshine to
+daylight, by making the happy happier; to teach the young and the
+gracious of every age to see, to think, and feel, and therefore, to
+become more actively and securely virtuous; this is their office,
+which I trust they will faithfully perform, long after we (that is,
+all that is mortal of us) are mouldered in our graves. I am well aware
+how far it would seem to many I overrate my own exertions, when I
+speak in this way, in direct connexion with the volume I have just
+made public.
+
+I am not, however, afraid of such censure, insignificant as probably
+the majority of those poems would appear to very respectable persons.
+I do not mean London wits and witlings, for these have too many foul
+passions about them to be respectable, even if they had more intellect
+than the benign laws of Providence will allow to such a heartless
+existence as theirs is; but grave, kindly-natured, worthy persons,
+who would be pleased if they could. I hope that these volumes are
+not without some recommendations, even for readers of this class: but
+their imagination has slept; and the voice which is the voice of my
+poetry, without imagination, cannot be heard....
+
+My letter (as this second sheet, which I am obliged to take,
+admonishes me) is growing to an enormous length; and yet, saving that
+I have expressed my calm confidence that these poems will live, I have
+said nothing which has a particular application to the object of it,
+which was to remove all disquiet from your mind on account of the
+condemnation they may at present incur from that portion of my
+contemporaries who are called the public. I am sure, my dear Lady
+Beaumont, if you attach any importance to it, it can only be from an
+apprehension that it may affect me, upon which I have already set you
+at ease; or from a fear that this present blame is ominous of their
+future or final destiny. If this be the case, your tenderness for me
+betrays you. Be assured that the decision of these persons has nothing
+to do with the question; they are altogether incompetent judges. These
+people, in the senseless hurry of their idle lives, do not _read_
+books, they merely snatch a glance at them, that they may talk about
+them. And even if this were not so, never forget what, I believe, was
+observed to you by Coleridge, that every great and original writer, in
+proportion as he is great or original, must himself create the taste
+by which he is to be relished; he must teach the art by which he is to
+be seen; this, in a certain degree, even to all persons, however wise
+and pure may be their lives, and however unvitiated their taste. But
+for those who dip into books in order to give an opinion of them, or
+talk about them to take up an opinion--for this multitude of unhappy
+and misguided, and misguiding beings, an entire regeneration must
+be produced; and if this be possible, it must be a work of time. To
+conclude, my ears are stone-dead to this idle buzz, and my flesh as
+insensible as iron to these petty stings; and after what I have said,
+I am sure yours will be the same. I doubt not that you will share with
+me an invincible confidence that my writings (and among them these
+little poems) will co-operate with the benign tendencies in human
+nature and society, wherever found; and that they will in their degree
+be efficacious in making men wiser, better, and happier. Farewell.
+I will not apologize for this letter, though its length demands an
+apology....
+
+
+
+TO SIR GEORGE BEAUMONT
+
+_The language of poetry_
+
+
+[c. 1807.]
+
+MY DEAR SIR GEORGE,
+
+I am quite delighted to hear of your picture for _Peter Bell_; I was
+much pleased with the sketch, and I have no doubt that the picture
+will surpass it as far as a picture ought to do. I long much to see
+it. I should approve of any engraver approved by you. But remember
+that no poem of mine will ever be popular; and I am afraid that the
+sale of _Peter_ would not carry the expense of the engraving, and that
+the poem, in the estimation of the public, would be a weight upon
+the print. I say not this in modest disparagement of the poem, but in
+sorrow for the sickly taste of the public in verse. The _people_ would
+love the poem of _Peter Bell_, but the _public_ (a very different
+being) will never love it. Thanks for dear Lady B.'s transcript from
+your friend's letter; it is written with candour, but I must say a
+word or two not in praise of it. 'Instances of what I mean,' says your
+friend, 'are to be found in a poem on a Daisy' (by the by, it is on
+_the_ Daisy, a mighty difference!) 'and on _Daffodils reflected in the
+Water_'. Is this accurately transcribed by Lady Beaumont? If it
+be, what shall we think of criticism or judgement founded upon, and
+exemplified by, a poem which must have been so inattentively perused?
+My language is precise; and, therefore, it would be false modesty to
+charge myself with blame.
+
+ Beneath the trees,
+ Ten thousand dancing in the _breeze_.
+ The _waves beside_ them danced, but they
+ Outdid the _sparkling waves_ in glee.
+
+Can expression be more distinct? And let me ask your friend how it
+is possible for flowers to be _reflected_ in water when there are
+_waves_? They may, indeed, in _still_ water; but the very object of my
+poem is the trouble or agitation, both of the flowers and the water.
+I must needs respect the understanding of every one honoured by your
+friendship; but sincerity compels me to say that my poems must be more
+nearly looked at, before they can give rise to any remarks of much
+value, even from the strongest minds. With respect to this individual
+poem, Lady B. will recollect how Mrs. Fermor expressed herself upon
+it. A letter also was sent to me, addressed to a friend of mine, and
+by him communicated to me, in which this identical poem was singled
+out for fervent approbation. What then shall we say? Why, let the poet
+first consult his own heart, as I have done, and leave the rest
+to posterity--to, I hope, an improving posterity. The fact is, the
+English _public_ are at this moment in the same state of mind with
+respect to my poems, if small things may be compared with great, as
+the French are in respect to Shakespeare, and not the French alone,
+but almost the whole Continent. In short, in your friend's letter,
+I am condemned for the very thing for which I ought to have
+been praised, viz., that I have not written down to the level of
+superficial observers and unthinking minds. Every great poet is
+a teacher: I wish either to be considered as a teacher, or as
+nothing....
+
+
+
+
+SIR WALTER SCOTT
+
+1771-1832
+
+
+
+TO HIS MOTHER
+
+_Marriage with Miss Carpenter_
+
+
+[1797.]
+
+MY DEAR MOTHER,
+
+I should very ill deserve the care and affection with which you
+have ever regarded me, were I to neglect my duty so far as to omit
+consulting my father and you in the most important step which I
+can possibly take in life, and upon the success of which my future
+happiness must depend. It is with pleasure I think that I can avail
+myself of your advice and instructions in an affair of so great
+importance as that which I have at present on my hands. You will
+probably guess from this preamble, that I am engaged in a matrimonial
+plan, which is really the case. Though my acquaintance with the young
+lady has not been of long standing, this circumstance is in some
+degree counterbalanced by the intimacy in which we have lived, and by
+the opportunities which that intimacy has afforded me of remarking her
+conduct and sentiments on many different occasions, some of which were
+rather of a delicate nature, so that in fact I have seen more of her
+during the few weeks we have been together, than I could have done
+after a much longer acquaintance, shackled by the common forms of
+ordinary life. You will not expect from me a description of her
+person,--for which I refer you to my brother, as also for a fuller
+account of all the circumstances attending the business than can be
+comprised in the compass of a letter. Without flying into raptures,
+for I must assure you that my judgement as well as my affections are
+consulted upon this occasion; without flying into raptures then, I
+may safely assure you, that her temper is sweet and cheerful, her
+understanding good, and what I know will give you pleasure, her
+principles of religion very serious. I have been very explicit
+with her upon the nature of my expectations, and she thinks she can
+accommodate herself to the situation which I should wish her to hold
+in society as my wife, which, you will easily comprehend, I mean
+should neither be extravagant nor degrading. Her fortune, though
+partly dependent upon her brother, who is high in office at Madras, is
+very considerable--at present L500 a-year. This, however, we must,
+in some degree, regard as precarious,--I mean to the full extent; and
+indeed when you know her you will not be surprised that I regard
+this circumstance chiefly because it removes those prudential
+considerations which would otherwise render our union impossible for
+the present. Betwixt her income and my own professional exertions, I
+have little doubt we will be enabled to hold the rank in society which
+my family and situation entitle me to fill.
+
+My dear Mother, I cannot express to you the anxiety I have that you
+will not think me flighty nor inconsiderate in this business. Believe
+me, that experience, in one instance--you cannot fail to know to what
+I allude--is too recent to permit my being so hasty in my conclusions
+as the warmth of my temper might have otherwise prompted. I am also
+most anxious that you should be prepared to show her kindness, which I
+know the goodness of your own heart will prompt, more especially
+when I tell you that she is an orphan, without relations, and almost
+without friends. Her guardian is, I should say _was_, for she is of
+age, Lord Downshire, to whom I must write for his consent, a piece
+of respect to which he is entitled for his care of her--and there the
+matter rests at present. I think I need not tell you that if I assume
+the new character which I threaten, I shall be happy to find that
+in that capacity, I may make myself more useful to my brothers, and
+especially to Anne, than I could in any other. On the other hand, I
+shall certainly expect that my friends will endeavour to show every
+attention in their power to a woman who forsakes for me, prospects
+much more splendid than what I can offer, and who comes into Scotland
+without a single friend but myself. I find I could write a great deal
+more upon this subject, but as it is late, and as I must write to my
+father, I shall restrain myself. I think (but you are the best judge)
+that in the circumstances in which I stand, you should write to her,
+Miss Carpenter, under cover to me at Carlisle.
+
+Write to me very fully upon this important subject--send me your
+opinion, your advice, and above all, your blessing; you will see the
+necessity of not delaying a minute in doing so, and in keeping this
+business _strictly private_, till you hear farther from me, since you
+are not ignorant that even at this advanced period, an objection on
+the part of Lord Downshire, or many other accidents, may intervene; in
+which case, I should little wish my disappointment to be public.
+
+
+
+TO MISS SEWARD
+
+_The Lay of the Last Minstrel_
+
+
+Edinburgh, 21 _March_, 1805.
+
+MY DEAR MISS SEWARD,
+
+I am truly happy that you found any amusement in the _Lay of the Last
+Minstrel_. It has great faults, of which no one can be more sensible
+than I am myself. Above all, it is deficient in that sort of
+continuity which a story ought to have, and which, were it to write
+again, I would endeavour to give it. But I began and wandered forward,
+like one in a pleasant country, getting to the top of one hill to see
+a prospect, and to the bottom of another to enjoy a shade, and what
+wonder if my course has been devious and desultory, and many of my
+excursions altogether unprofitable to the advance of my journey.
+The Dwarf Page is also an excrescence, and I plead guilty to all the
+censures concerning him. The truth is, he has a history, and it is
+this: The story of Gilpin Horner was told by an old gentleman to
+Lady Dalkeith, and she, much diverted with his actually believing so
+grotesque a tale, insisted that I should make it into a Border ballad.
+I don't know if you ever saw my lovely chieftainess--if you have,
+you must be aware that it is _impossible_ for any one to refuse her
+request, as she has more of the angel in face and temper than any one
+alive; so that if she had asked me to write a ballad on a broomstick I
+must have attempted it. I began a few verses, to be called the Goblin
+Page; and they lay long by me, till the applause of some friends
+whose judgement I valued induced me to resume the poem; so on I wrote,
+knowing no more than the man in the moon how I was to end. At length
+the story appeared so uncouth, that I was fain to put it into
+the mouth of my old minstrel--lest the nature of it should be
+misunderstood, and I should be suspected of setting up a new school of
+poetry, instead of a feeble attempt to imitate the old. In the process
+of romance the page, intended to be a principal person in the work,
+contrived (from the baseness of his natural propensities, I suppose)
+to slink downstairs into the kitchen, and now he must e'en abide
+there.
+
+I mention these circumstances to you, and to any one whose applause I
+value, because I am unwilling you should suspect me of trifling with
+the public in _malice prepense_. As to the herd of critics, it is
+impossible for me to pay much attention to them; for, as they do not
+understand what I call poetry, we talk in a foreign language to each
+other. Indeed, many of these gentlemen appear to me to be a sort of
+tinkers, who, unable to _make_ pots and pans, set up for _menders_ of
+them, and, God knows, often make two holes in patching one. The sixth
+canto is altogether redundant; for the poem should certainly have
+closed with the union of the lovers, when the interest, if any, was
+at an end. But what could I do? I had my book and my page still on my
+hands, and must get rid of them at all events. Manage them as I would,
+their catastrophe must have been insufficient to occupy an entire
+canto; so I was fain to eke it out with the songs of the minstrels. I
+will now descend from the confessional, which I think I have occupied
+long enough for the patience of my fair confessor. I am happy you are
+disposed to give me absolution, notwithstanding all my sins. We have a
+new poet come forth amongst us--James Graham, author of a poem called
+_The Sabbath_, which I admire very much. If I can find an opportunity
+I will send you a copy.
+
+
+
+
+TO LADY LOUISA STUART
+
+_An amiable blue-stocking_
+
+
+Edinburgh, 16 _June_, 1808.
+
+MY DEAR LADY LOUISA,
+
+Nothing will give us more pleasure than to have the honour of showing
+every attention in our power to Mr. and Mrs. Morritt, and I am
+particularly happy in a circumstance that at once promises me a great
+deal of pleasure in the acquaintance of your Ladyship's friends, and
+affords me the satisfaction of hearing from you again. Pray don't
+triumph over me too much in the case of Lydia. I stood a very
+respectable siege; but she caressed my wife, coaxed my children,
+and made, by dint of cake and pudding, some impression even upon
+the affections of my favourite dog: so, when all the outworks
+were carried, the mere fortress had no choice but to surrender on
+honourable terms. To the best of my thinking, notwithstanding the
+cerulean hue of her stockings, and a most plentiful stock of eccentric
+affectation, she is really at bottom a good-natured woman, with much
+liveliness and some talent. She is now set out to the Highlands, where
+she is likely to encounter many adventures. Mrs. Scott and I went as
+far as Loch Catrine with her, from which jaunt I have just returned.
+We had most heavenly weather, which was peculiarly favourable to my
+fair companions' zeal for sketching every object that fell in their
+way, from a castle to a pigeon-house. Did your Ladyship ever travel
+with a _drawing_ companion? Mine drew like cart-horses, as well in
+laborious zeal as in effect; for, after all, I could not help hinting
+that the cataracts delineated bore a singular resemblance to haycocks,
+and the rocks much correspondence to large old-fashioned cabinets
+with their folding-doors open. So much for Lydia, whom I left on her
+journey through the Highlands, but by what route she had not resolved.
+I gave her three plans, and think it likely she will adopt none
+of them: moreover, when the executive government of postilions,
+landlords, and Highland boatmen devolves upon her English servant
+instead of me, I am afraid the distresses of the errant damsels will
+fall a little beneath the dignity of romances. All this nonsense is
+_entre nous_, for Miss White has been actively zealous in getting me
+some Irish correspondence about Swift, and otherwise very obliging.
+
+It is not with my inclination that I fag for the booksellers; but what
+can I do? My poverty and not my will consents. The income of my office
+is only reversionary, and my private fortune much limited. My poetical
+success fairly destroyed my prospects of professional success, and
+obliged me to retire from the bar; for though I had a competent share
+of information and industry, who would trust their cause to the author
+of the _Lay of the Last Minstrel_? Now, although I do allow that an
+author should take care of his literary character, yet I think the
+least thing that his literary character can do in return is to take
+some care of the author, who is unfortunately, like Jeremy in _Love
+for Love_, furnished with a set of tastes and appetites which would
+do honour to the income of a Duke if he had it. Besides, I go to work
+with Swift _con amore_; for, like Dryden, he is an early favourite
+of mine. The _Marmion_ is nearly out, and I have made one or two
+alterations on the third edition, with which the press is now
+groaning. So soon as it is, it will make the number of copies
+published within the space of six months amount to eight thousand,--an
+immense number, surely, and enough to comfort the author's wounded
+feelings, had the claws of the reviewers been able to reach him
+through the _steel jack_ of true Border indifference.
+
+
+
+TO ROBERT SOUTHEY
+
+_Congratulations_
+
+
+Edinburgh, 13 _Nov._ 1813.
+
+I do not delay, my dear Southey, to say my _gratulor_. Long may you
+live, as Paddy says, to rule over us, and to redeem the crown of
+Spenser and of Dryden to its pristine dignity. I am only discontented
+with the extent of your royal revenue, which I thought had been L400,
+or L300 at the very least. Is there no getting rid of that iniquitous
+modus, and requiring the _butt_ in kind? I would have you think of it:
+I know no man so well entitled to Xeres sack as yourself, though many
+bards would make a better figure at drinking it. I should think that
+in due time a memorial might get some relief in this part of the
+appointment--it should be at least L100 wet and L100 dry. When you
+have carried your point of discarding the ode, and my point of getting
+the sack, you will be exactly in the situation of Davy in the
+farce, who stipulates for more wages, less work, and the key of the
+ale-cellar. I was greatly delighted with the circumstances of
+your investiture. It reminded me of the porters at Calais with Dr.
+Smollett's baggage, six of them seizing upon one small portmanteau,
+and bearing it in triumph to his lodgings. You see what it is to
+laugh at the superstitions of a gentleman-usher, as I think you do
+somewhere. 'The whirligig of Time brings about his revenges.'
+
+Adieu, my dear Southey; my best wishes attend all that you do, and my
+best congratulations every good that attends you--yea even this, the
+very least of Providence's mercies, as a poor clergyman said when
+pronouncing grace over a herring. I should like to know how the prince
+received you; his address is said to be excellent, and his knowledge
+of literature far from despicable. What a change of fortune even
+since the short time when we met! The great work of retribution is now
+rolling onward to consummation, yet am I not fully satisfied--_pereat
+iste_--there will be no permanent peace in Europe till Buonaparte
+sleeps with the tyrants of old.
+
+
+
+TO J.B.S. MORRITT
+
+_A small anonymous sort of a novel_
+
+
+Edinburgh, 9 _July_, 1814.
+
+MY DEAR MORRITT,
+
+I owe you many apologies for not sooner answering your very
+entertaining letter upon your Parisian journey. I heartily wish I had
+been of your party, for you have seen what I trust will not be seen
+again in a hurry; since, to enjoy the delight of a restoration, there
+is a necessity for a previous _bouleversement_ of everything that is
+valuable in morals and policy which seems to have been the case in
+France since 1790. The Duke of Buccleugh told me yesterday of a very
+good reply of Louis to some of his attendants, who proposed shutting
+the doors of his apartments to keep out the throng of people. 'Open
+the door,' he said, 'to John Bull; he has suffered a great deal in
+keeping the door open for me.'
+
+Now, to go from one important subject to another, I must account for
+my own laziness, which I do by referring you to a small anonymous sort
+of a novel, in three volumes, _Waverley_, which you will receive by
+the mail of this day. It was a very old attempt of mine to embody some
+traits of those characters and manners peculiar to Scotland, the last
+remnants of which vanished during my own youth, so that few or no
+traces now remain. I had written great part of the first volume, and
+sketched other passages, when I mislaid the MS., and only found it by
+the merest accident as I was rummaging the drawers of an old cabinet;
+and I took the fancy of finishing it, which I did so fast, that the
+last two volumes were written in three weeks. I had a great deal of
+fun in the accomplishment of this task, though I do not expect that it
+will be popular in the south, as much of the humour, if there be any,
+is local, and some of it even professional. You, however, who are an
+adopted Scotchman, will find some amusement in it. It has made a very
+strong impression here, and the good people of Edinburgh are busied in
+tracing the author, and in finding out originals for the portraits it
+contains. In the first case, they will probably find it difficult to
+convict the guilty author, although he is far from escaping suspicion.
+Jeffrey has offered to make oath that it is mine, and another great
+critic has tendered his affidavit _ex contrario_; so that these
+authorities have divided the Gude Town. However, the thing has
+succeeded very well, and is thought highly of. I don't know if it has
+got to London yet. I intend to maintain my _incognito_. Let me know
+your opinion about it....
+
+24 _July_.
+
+... I had just proceeded thus far when your kind favour of the
+21st reached Abbotsford. I am heartily glad you continued to like
+_Waverley_ to the end. The hero is a sneaking piece of imbecility;
+and if he had married Flora, she would have set him up upon the
+chimney-piece, as Count Borowlaski's wife used to do with him. I am
+a bad hand at depicting a hero properly so called, and have an
+unfortunate propensity for the dubious characters of borderers,
+buccaneers, Highland robbers, and all others of a Robin-Hood
+description. I do not know why it should be, as I am myself, like
+Hamlet, indifferent honest; but I suppose the blood of the old
+cattle-drivers of Teviotdale continues to stir in my veins.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Acceptance of a baronetcy_
+
+
+Edinburgh, 7 _Dec._, 1818.
+
+MY DEAR MORRITT,
+
+... There is another thing I have to whisper in your faithful ear. Our
+fat friend being desirous to honour Literature in my unworthy person,
+has intimated to me, by his organ the Doctor, that, with consent ample
+and unanimous of all the potential voices of all his ministers,
+each more happy than another of course on so joyful an occasion, he
+proposes to dub me Baronet. It would be easy saying a parcel of fine
+things about my contempt of rank, and so forth; but although I would
+not have gone a step out of my way to have asked, or bought, or
+begged, or borrowed a distinction, which to me personally will rather
+be inconvenient than otherwise, yet, coming as it does directly from
+the source of feudal honours, and as an honour, I am really gratified
+with it;--especially as it is intimated, that it is his Royal
+Highness's pleasure to heat the oven for me expressly, without waiting
+till he has some new _batch_ of Baronets ready in dough. In plain
+English, I am to be gazetted _per se_. My poor friend Carpenter's
+bequest to my family has taken away a certain degree of
+_impecuniosity_, a necessity of saving cheese-parings and candle-ends,
+which always looks inconsistent with any little pretension to rank.
+But as things now stand, Advance banners in the name of God and St.
+Andrew. Remember, I anticipate the jest, 'I like not such grinning
+honours, as Sir Walter hath.' After all, if one must speak for
+themselves, I have my quarters and emblazonments, free of all stain
+but Border theft and High Treason, which I hope are gentleman-like
+crimes; and I hope Sir Walter Scott will not sound worse than Sir
+Humphry Davy, though my merits are as much under his, in point of
+utility, as can well be imagined. But a name is something, and mine
+is the better of the two. Set down this flourish to the account
+of national and provincial pride, for you must know we have more
+Messieurs de Sotenville in our Border counties than anywhere else in
+the Lowlands--I cannot say for the Highlands.
+
+
+
+TO LORD MONTAGU
+
+_Prince Leopold's visit_
+
+
+Abbotsford, 3 _Oct._ 1819.
+
+MY DEAR LORD,
+
+I am honoured with your Buxton letter.... _Anent_ Prince Leopold, I
+only heard of his approach at eight o'clock in the morning, and he
+was to be at Selkirk by eleven. The magistrates sent to ask me to help
+them to receive him. It occurred to me he might be coming to Melrose
+to see the Abbey, in which case I could not avoid asking him to
+Abbotsford, as he must pass my very door. I mentioned this to Mrs.
+Scott, who was lying quietly in bed, and I wish you had heard the
+scream she gave on the occasion. 'What have we to offer him?'--'Wine
+and cake,' said I, thinking to make all things easy; but she
+ejaculated, in a tone of utter despair, 'Cake!! where am I to get
+cake?' However, being partly consoled with the recollection that his
+visit was a very improbable incident, and curiosity, as usual, proving
+too strong for alarm, she set out with me in order not to miss a peep
+of the great man. James Skene and his lady were with us, and we gave
+our carriages such additional dignity as a pair of leaders could add,
+and went to meet him in full puff. The Prince very civilly told me,
+that, though he could not see Melrose on this occasion, he wished to
+come to Abbotsford for an hour. New despair on the part of Mrs. Scott,
+who began to institute a domiciliary search for cold meat through the
+whole city of Selkirk, which produced _one shoulder of cold lamb_. In
+the meanwhile, his Royal Highness received the civic honours of the
+BIRSE[1] very graciously. I had hinted to Bailie Lang, that it ought
+only to be licked _symbolically_ on the present occasion; so he
+flourished it three times before his mouth, but without touching it
+with his lips, and the Prince followed his example as directed. Lang
+made an excellent speech, sensible, and feeling, and well delivered.
+The Prince seemed much surprised at this great propriety of expression
+and behaviour in a magistrate, whose people seemed such a rabble, and
+whose whole band of music consisted in a drum and fife. He noticed to
+Bailie Anderson, that Selkirk seemed very populous in proportion
+to its extent. 'On an occasion like this it seems so,' answered the
+Bailie, neatly enough I thought. I question if any magistrates in the
+kingdom, lord mayors and aldermen not excepted, could have behaved
+with more decent and quiet good-breeding. Prince Leopold repeatedly
+alluded to this during the time he was at Abbotsford. I do not know
+how Mrs. Scott ultimately managed; but with broiled salmon, and
+black-cock, and partridges, she gave him a very decent lunch; and I
+chanced to have some very fine old hock, which was mighty germain to
+the matter.
+
+The Prince seems melancholy, whether naturally or from habit, I do not
+pretend to say; but I do not remember thinking him so at Paris, where
+I saw him frequently, then a much poorer man than myself; yet he
+showed some humour, for alluding to the crowds that followed him
+everywhere, he mentioned some place where he had gone out to shoot,
+but was afraid to proceed for fear of 'bagging a boy'. He said
+he really thought of getting some shooting-place in Scotland, and
+promised me a longer visit on his return. If I had had a day's
+notice to have _warned the waters_, we could have met him with a very
+respectable number of the gentry; but there was no time for this, and
+probably he liked it better as it was. There was only young Clifton
+who could have come, and he was shy and cubbish, and would not, though
+requested by the Selkirk people. He was perhaps ashamed to march
+through Coventry with them. It hung often and sadly on my mind that
+_he_ was wanting who could and would have received him like a Prince
+indeed; and yet the meeting betwixt them, had they been fated to meet,
+would have been a very sad one. I think I have now given your
+lordship a very full, true, and particular account of our royal visit,
+unmatched even by that of King Charles at the Castle of Tillietudlem.
+That we did not speak of it for more than a week after it happened,
+and that that emphatic monosyllable, _The Prince_, is not heard
+amongst us more than ten times a-day, is, on the whole, to the credit
+of my family's understanding. The piper is the only one whose brain he
+seems to have endangered; for, as the Prince said he preferred him to
+any he had heard in the Highlands--(which, by the way, shows his
+Royal Highness knows nothing of the matter),--the fellow seems to have
+become incapable of his ordinary occupation as a forester, and has cut
+stick and stem without remorse to the tune of _Phail Phranse_, i.e.
+the Prince's welcome.
+
+[Footnote 1: Bundle of hog's bristles; symbol of the soutars.]
+
+
+
+To DANIEL TERRY
+
+_Progress at Abbotsford_
+
+
+Abbotsford, 10 _Nov_. 1822.
+
+My dear Terry,
+
+I got all the plans safe, and they are delightful. The library
+ceiling will be superb, and we have plenty of ornaments for it without
+repeating one of those in the eating-room. The plan of shelves is also
+excellent, and will, I think, for a long time suffice my collection.
+The brasses for the shelves I like--but not the price: the notched
+ones, after all, do very well. I have had three grand hawls since I
+last wrote to you. The pulpit, repentance-stool, King's seat, and
+God knows how much of carved wainscot, from the kirk of Dunfermline,
+enough to coat the hall to the height of seven feet:--supposing
+it boarded above, for hanging guns, old portraits, intermixed with
+armour, &c.--it will be a superb entrance-gallery: this is hawl the
+first. Hawl second is twenty-four pieces of the most splendid Chinese
+paper, twelve feet high by four wide, a present from my cousin Hugh
+Scott, enough to finish the drawing-room and two bedrooms. Hawl third
+is a quantity of what is called Jamaica cedar-wood, enough for fitting
+up both the drawing-room and the library, including the presses,
+shelves, &c.: the wood is finely pencilled and most beautiful,
+something like the colour of gingerbread; it costs very little more
+than oak, works much easier, and is never touched by vermin of any
+kind. I sent Mr. Atkinson a specimen, but it was from the plain end of
+the plank; the interior is finely waved and variegated. Your kind
+and unremitting exertions in our favour will soon plenish the
+drawing-room. Thus we at present stand. We have a fine old English
+cabinet, with china, &c.-and two superb elbow-chairs, the gift of
+Constable, carved most magnificently, with groups of children, fruit,
+and flowers, in the Italian taste: they came from Rome, and are much
+admired. It seems to me that the mirror you mention, being framed in
+carved box, would answer admirably well with the chairs, which are of
+the same material. The mirror should, I presume, be placed over
+the drawing-room chimney-piece; and opposite to it I mean to put an
+antique table of mosaic marbles, to support Chantrey's bust. A good
+sofa would be desirable, and so would the tapestry screen, if really
+fresh and beautiful; but as much of our furniture will be a little
+antiquated, one would not run too much into that taste in so small an
+apartment. For the library I have the old oak chairs now in the little
+armoury, eight in number, and we might add one or two pair of the
+ebony chairs you mention. I should think this enough, for many seats
+in such a room must impede access to the books; and I don't mean
+the library to be on ordinary occasions a public room. Perhaps the
+tapestry-screen would suit better here than in the drawing-room. I
+have one library table here, and shall have another made for atlases
+and prints. For the hall I have four chairs of black oak. In other
+matters we can make it out well enough. In fact, it is my object
+rather to keep under my new accommodations at first, both to avoid
+immediate outlay, and that I may leave room for pretty things which
+may occur hereafter. I would to Heaven I could take a cruise with you
+through the brokers, which would be the pleasantest affair possible,
+only I am afraid I should make a losing voyage of it. Mr. Atkinson has
+missed a little my idea of the oratory, fitting it up entirely as
+a bookcase, whereas I should like to have had recesses for
+curiosities--for the Bruce's skull--for a crucifix, &c., &c.-in short,
+a little cabinet instead of a book-closet. Four sides of books would
+be perfectly sufficient; the other four, so far as not occupied by
+door or window, should be arranged tastefully for antiquities, &c.,
+like the inside of an antique cabinet, with drawers, and shottles, and
+funny little arches. The oak screen dropped as from the clouds: it is
+most acceptable; I might have guessed there was only one kind friend
+so ready to supply hay to my hobby-horse. You have my views in these
+matters and your own taste; and I will send the _needful_ when
+you apprise me of the amount total. Where things are not quite
+satisfactory, it is better to wait a while on every account, for the
+amusement is over when one has room for nothing more. The house is
+completely roofed, &c., and looks worthy of Mrs. Terry's painting. I
+never saw anything handsomer than the grouping of towers, chimneys,
+&c. upon the roof, when seen at a proper distance.
+
+Once more, let me wish you joy of your professional success. I can
+judge, by a thousand minute items, of the advance you make with the
+public, just as I can of the gradual progress of my trees, because I
+am interested in both events. You may say, like Burke, you were not
+'coaxed and dandled into eminence' but have fought your way gallantly,
+shown your passport at every barrier, and been always a step in
+advance, without a single retrograde movement. Every one wishes to
+advance rapidly, but when the desired position is gained, it is far
+more easily maintained by him whose ascent has been gradual, and whose
+favour is founded not on the unreasonable expectations entertained
+from one or two seasons, but from an habitual experience of the power
+of pleasing during several years. You say not a word of poor Wattles.
+I hope little Miss has not put his nose out of joint entirely.
+
+I have not been very well--a whoreson thickness of blood, and a
+depression of spirits arising from the loss of friends (to whom I
+am now to add poor Wedderburne), have annoyed me much; and _Peveril_
+will, I fear, smell of the apoplexy. I propose a good rally, however,
+and hope it will be a powerful effect. My idea is, _entre nous_, a
+Scotch archer in the French King's guard, _tempore_ Louis XI, the most
+picturesque of all times.
+
+
+
+TO J.B.S. MORRITT
+
+_A brave face to the world_
+
+
+Edinburgh, 6 _Feb._ 1826.
+
+MY DEAR MORRITT,
+
+It is very true I have been, and am in danger, of a pecuniary loss,
+and probably a very large one, which in the uncertainty I look at as
+to the full extent, being the manly way of calculating such matters,
+since one may be better, but can hardly be worse. I can't say I
+feel overjoyed at losing a large sum of hard-earned money in a most
+unexpected manner, for all men considered Constable's people secure as
+the Bank; yet, as I have obtained an arrangement of payment convenient
+for every body concerned, and easy for myself, I cannot say that I
+care much about the matter. Some economical restrictions I will make;
+and it happened oddly that they were such as Lady Scott and myself
+had almost determined upon without this compulsion. Abbotsford will
+henceforth be our only establishment; and during the time I must be
+in town, I will take my bed at the Albyn Club. We shall also break
+off the rather excessive hospitality to which we were exposed, and no
+longer stand host and hostess to all that do pilgrimage to Melrose.
+Then I give up an expensive farm, which I always hated, and turn
+all my odds and ends into cash. I do not reckon much on my literary
+exertions--I mean in proportion to former success--because popular
+taste may fluctuate. But with a moderate degree of the favour which
+I have always had, my time my own, and my mind unplagued about other
+things, I may boldly promise myself soon to get the better of this
+blow. In these circumstances, I should be unjust and ungrateful to ask
+or accept the pity of my friends. I for one, do not see there is much
+occasion for making moan about it. My womankind will be the greater
+sufferers,--yet even they look cheerily forward; and, for myself, the
+blowing off my hat in a stormy day has given me more uneasiness.
+
+I envy your Brighton party, and your fine weather. When I was at
+Abbotsford the mercury was down at six or seven in the morning more
+than once. I am hammering away at a bit of a story from the old affair
+of the _diablerie_ at Woodstock in the Long Parliament times. I don't
+like it much. I am obliged to hamper my fanatics greatly too much
+to make them effective; but I make the sacrifice on principle; so,
+perhaps, I shall deserve good success in other parts of the work.
+You will be surprised when I tell you that I have written a volume in
+exactly fifteen days. To be sure, I permitted no interruptions. But
+then I took exercise, and for ten days of the fifteen attended the
+Court of Session from two to four hours every day. This is nothing,
+however, to writing _Ivanhoe_ when I had the actual cramp in my
+stomach; but I have no idea of these things preventing a man
+from doing what he has a mind. My love to all the party at
+Brighton--fireside party I had almost said, but you scorn my
+words--seaside party then be it. Lady Scott and Anne join in kindest
+love. I must close my letter, for one of the consequences of our
+misfortunes is, that we dine every day at half-past four o'clock;
+which premature hour arises, I suppose, from sorrow being hungry as
+well as thirsty. One most laughable part of our tragic comedy was,
+that every friend in the world came formally, just as they do here
+when a relation dies, thinking that the eclipse of _les beaux yeux de
+ma cassette_ was perhaps a loss as deserving of consolation.
+
+
+
+TO MARIA EDGEWORTH
+
+_Time's revenges_
+
+
+Edinburgh, 23 _June_, 1830.
+
+MY DEAR MISS EDGEWORTH,
+
+Nothing would be so valuable to me as the mark of kindness which you
+offer, and yet my kennel is so much changed since I had the pleasure
+of seeing you, that I must not accept of what I wished so sincerely
+to possess. I am the happy owner of two of the noble breed, each of
+gigantic size, and the gift of that sort of Highlander whom we call a
+High Chief, so I would hardly be justified in parting with them even
+to make room for your kind present, and I should have great doubts
+whether the mountaineers would receive the Irish stranger with due
+hospitality. One of them I had from poor Glengarry, who, with all the
+wild and fierce points of his character, had a kind, honest, and
+warm heart. The other from a young friend, whom Highlanders call
+MacVourigh, and Lowlanders MacPherson of Cluny. He is a fine spirited
+boy, fond of his people and kind to them, and the best dancer of a
+Highland reel now living. I fear I must not add a third to Nimrod and
+Bran, having little use for them except being pleasant companions. As
+to labouring in their vocation, we have only one wolf which I know
+of, kept in a friend's menagerie near me, and no wild deer. Walter
+has some roebucks indeed, but Lochore is far off, and I begin to
+feel myself distressed at running down these innocent and beautiful
+creatures, perhaps because I cannot gallop so fast after them as to
+drown sense of the pain we are inflicting. And yet I suspect I am like
+the sick fox; and if my strength and twenty years could come back, I
+would become again a copy of my namesake, remembered by the sobriquet
+of Walter _ill tae hauld_ (to hold, that is). 'But age has clawed
+me in its clutch,' and there is no remedy for increasing disability
+except dying, which is an awkward score.
+
+There is some chance of my retiring from my official situation upon
+the changes in the Court of Session. They cannot reduce my office,
+though they do not wish to fill it up with a new occupant. I shall be
+therefore _de trop_; and in these days of economy they will be better
+pleased to let me retire on three parts of my salary than to keep me a
+Clerk of Session on the whole; and small grief at our parting, as the
+old horse said to the broken cart. And yet, though I thought such a
+proposal when first made was like a Pisgah peep at Paradise, I cannot
+help being a little afraid of changing the habits of a long life all
+of a sudden and for ever. You ladies have always your work-basket and
+stocking-knitting to wreak an hour of tediousness upon. The routine of
+business serves, I suspect, for the same purpose to us male wretches;
+it is seldom a burden to the mind, but a something which must be done,
+and is done almost mechanically; and though dull judges and duller
+clerks, the routine of law proceedings, and law forms, are very unlike
+the plumed troops and the tug of war, yet the result is the same.
+The occupation's gone. The morning, that the day's news must all be
+gathered from other sources--that the jokes which the principal Clerks
+of Session have laughed at weekly for a century, and which would not
+move a muscle of any other person's face, must be laid up to perish
+like those of Sancho in the Sierra Morena--I don't above half like
+forgetting all these moderate habits, and yet
+
+ Ah, freedom is a noble thing!
+
+as says the old Scottish poet. So I will cease my regrets, or lay them
+by to be taken up and used as arguments of comfort, in case I do not
+slip my cable after all, which is highly possible. Lockhart and Sophia
+have taken up their old residence at Chiefswood. They are very fond of
+the place; and I am glad also my grandchildren will be bred near the
+heather, for certain qualities which I think are best taught there.
+
+
+
+
+SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE
+
+1772-1834
+
+
+
+TO CHARLES LAMB
+
+_A sympathetic reply_[1]
+
+
+28 _Sept._ 1796.
+
+Your letter, my friend, struck me with a mighty horror. It rushed upon
+me and stupefied my feelings. You bid me write you a religious letter;
+I am not a man who would attempt to insult the greatness of your
+anguish by any other consolation. Heaven knows that in the easiest
+fortunes there is much dissatisfaction and weariness of spirit:
+much that calls for the exercise of patience and resignation; but
+in storms, like these, that shake the dwelling and make the heart
+tremble, there is no middle way between despair and the yielding up of
+the whole spirit unto the guidance of faith. And surely it is a matter
+of joy, that your faith in Jesus has been preserved; the Comforter
+that should relieve you is not far from you. But as you are a
+Christian, in the name of that Saviour, who was filled with bitterness
+and made drunken with wormwood, I conjure you to have recourse in
+frequent prayer to 'his God and your God'; the God of mercies, and
+father of all comfort. Your poor father is, I hope, almost senseless
+of the calamity; the unconscious instrument of Divine Providence knows
+it not, and your mother is in heaven. It is sweet to be roused from
+a frightful dream by the song of birds, and the gladsome rays of
+the morning. Ah, how infinitely more sweet to be awakened from the
+blackness and amazement of a sudden horror by the glories of God
+manifest and the hallelujahs of angels.
+
+As to what regards yourself, I approve altogether of your abandoning
+what you justly call vanities. I look upon you as a man called by
+sorrow and anguish and a strange desolation of hopes into quietness,
+and a soul set apart and made peculiar to God. We cannot arrive at any
+portion of heavenly bliss without in some measure imitating Christ;
+and they arrive at the largest inheritance who imitate the most
+difficult parts of His character, and, bowed down and crushed under
+foot, cry in fullness of faith, 'Father, Thy will be done.'
+
+I wish above measure to have you for a little while here--no visitants
+shall blow on the nakedness of your feelings--you shall be quiet, and
+your spirit may be healed. I see no possible objection, unless your
+father's helplessness prevent you, and unless you are necessary to
+him. If this be not the case, I charge you write me that you will
+come.
+
+I charge you, my dearest friend, not to dare to encourage gloom or
+despair--you are a temporary sharer in human miseries, that you may
+be an eternal partaker of the Divine nature. I charge you, if by any
+means it be possible, come to me.
+
+[Footnote 1: See Letter, p. 355.]
+
+
+
+TO JOSEPH COTTLE
+
+_Literary adventurers_
+
+
+[1798.]
+
+MY DEAR COTTLE,
+
+Neither Wordsworth nor myself could have been otherwise than
+uncomfortable, if any but yourself had received from us the first
+offer of our tragedies, and of the volume of Wordsworth's poems. At
+the same time, we did not expect that you could with prudence and
+propriety, advance such a sum as we should want at the time we
+specified. In short, we both regard the publication of our tragedies
+as an evil. It is not impossible but that in happier times they may be
+brought on the stage: and to throw away this chance for a mere trifle,
+would be to make the present moment act fraudulently and usuriously
+towards the future time.
+
+My tragedy employed and strained all my thoughts and faculties for
+six or seven months; Wordsworth consumed far more time, and far more
+thought, and far more genius. We consider the publication of them
+an evil on any terms; but our thoughts were bent on a plan for the
+accomplishment of which a certain sum of money was necessary, (the
+whole) at that particular time, and in order to do this we resolved,
+although reluctantly, to part with our tragedies: that is, if we
+could obtain thirty guineas for each, and at less than thirty guineas
+Wordsworth will not part with the copyright of his volume of poems. We
+shall offer the tragedies to no one, for we have determined to procure
+the money some other way. If you choose the volume of poems, at
+the price mentioned, to be paid at the time specified, i.e. thirty
+guineas, to be paid sometime in the last fortnight of July, you may
+have them; but remember, my dear fellow! I write to you now merely as
+a bookseller, and entreat you, in your answer, to consider yourself
+only; as to us, although money is necessary to our plan [that of
+visiting Germany], yet the plan is not necessary to our happiness; and
+if it were, W. would sell his poems for that sum to some one else,
+or we could procure the money without selling the poems. So I entreat
+you, again and again, in your answer, which must be immediate,
+consider yourself only.
+
+Wordsworth has been caballed against _so long and so loudly_, that
+he has found it impossible to prevail on the tenant of the Allfoxden
+estate to let him the house, after their first agreement is expired,
+so he must quit it at midsummer; whether we shall be able to procure
+him a house and furniture near Stowey, we know not, and yet we must:
+for the hills, and the woods, and the streams, and the sea, and the
+shores would break forth into reproaches against us, if we did not
+strain every nerve to keep their poet among them. Without joking, and
+in serious sadness, Poole and I cannot endure to think of losing him.
+
+At all events, come down, Cottle, as soon as you can, but before
+midsummer, and we will procure a horse easy as thy own soul, and we
+will go on a roam to Lynton and Lynmouth, which, if thou comest in
+May, will be in all their pride of woods and waterfalls, not to speak
+of its august cliffs, and the green ocean, and the vast valley of
+stones, all which live disdainful of the seasons, or accept new
+honours only from the winter's snow. At all events come down, and
+cease not to believe me much and affectionately your friend.
+
+
+
+TO JOSIAH WADE
+
+_A public example_
+
+
+Bristol, 26 _June_, 1814.
+
+DEAR SIR,
+
+For I am unworthy to call any good man friend--much less you, whose
+hospitality and love I have abused; accept, however, my entreaties for
+your forgiveness, and for your prayers.
+
+Conceive a poor miserable wretch, who for many years has been
+attempting to beat off pain, by a constant recurrence to the vice that
+reproduces it. Conceive a spirit in hell, employed in tracing out for
+others the road to that heaven, from which his crimes exclude him! In
+short, conceive whatever is most wretched, helpless, and hopeless, and
+you will form as tolerable a notion of my state, as it is possible for
+a good man to have.
+
+I used to think the text in St. James that 'he who offendeth in one
+point, offends in all,' very harsh; but I now feel the awful, the
+tremendous truth of it. In the one crime of OPIUM, what crime have
+I not made myself guilty of! Ingratitude to my Maker! and to my
+benefactors--injustice! _and unnatural cruelty to my poor children!
+_--self-contempt for my repeated promise-breach, nay, too often,
+actual falsehood!
+
+After my death, I earnestly entreat that a full and unqualified
+narration of my wretchedness, and of its guilty cause, may be made
+public, that, at least, some little good may be effected by the
+direful example!
+
+May God Almighty bless you, and have mercy on your still affectionate,
+and, in his heart, grateful
+
+S.T.C.
+
+
+
+TO THOMAS ALLSOP
+
+_Himself and his detractors_
+
+
+2 _Dec._ 1818.
+
+MY DEAR SIR,
+
+I cannot express how kind I felt your letter. Would to Heaven I had
+had many with feelings like yours, 'accustomed to express themselves
+warmly and (as far as the word is applicable to you), even
+enthusiastically'. But alas! during the prime manhood of my intellect
+I had nothing but cold water thrown on my efforts. I speak not now of
+my systematic and most unprovoked maligners. On _them_ I have retorted
+only by pity and by prayer. These may have, and doubtless have, joined
+with the frivolity of 'the reading public' in checking and almost in
+preventing the sale of my works; and so far have done injury to
+my _purse_. _Me_ they have not injured. But I have loved with
+enthusiastic self-oblivion those who have been so well pleased that
+I should, year after year, flow with a hundred nameless rills into
+_their_ main stream, that they could find nothing but cold praise and
+effective discouragement of every attempt of mine to roll onward in a
+distinct current of my own; who _admitted_ that the _Ancient Mariner_,
+the _Christabel_, the _Remorse_, and some pages of the _Friend_
+were not without merit, but were abundantly anxious to acquit their
+judgements of any blindness to the very numerous defects. Yet they
+_knew_ that to _praise_, as mere praise, I was characteristically,
+almost constitutionally, indifferent. In sympathy alone I found at
+once nourishment and stimulus; and for sympathy _alone_ did my heart
+crave. They knew, too, how long and faithfully I have acted on the
+maxim, never to admit the _faults_ of a work of genius to those who
+denied or were incapable of feeling and understanding the _beauties_;
+not from wilful partiality, but as well knowing that in _saying_ truth
+I should, to such critics, convey falsehood. If, in one instance, in
+my literary life I have appeared to deviate from this rule, first,
+it was not till the fame of the writer (which I had been for fourteen
+years successfully toiling like a second Ali to build up) had been
+established; and secondly and chiefly, with the purpose and, I may
+safely add, with the _effect_ of rescuing the necessary task from
+Malignant Defamers, and in order to set forth the excellences and the
+trifling proportion which the defects bore to the excellences. But
+this, my dear sir, is a mistake to which affectionate natures are too
+liable, though I do not remember to have ever seen it noticed--the
+mistaking those who are desirous and well pleased to be loved _by_
+you, for those who love you. Add, as a more general cause, the fact
+that I neither am nor ever have been of any party. What wonder, then,
+if I am left to decide which has been my worst enemy, the broad,
+pre-determined abuse of the _Edinburgh Review_, &c., or the cold and
+brief compliments, with the warm _regrets_, of the _Quarterly_? After
+all, however, I have now but one sorrow relative to the ill success of
+my literary toils (and toils they have been, _though not undelightful
+toils_), and this arises wholly from the almost insurmountable
+difficulties which the anxieties of to-day oppose to my completion
+of the great work, the form and materials of which it has been the
+employment of the best and most genial hours of the last twenty years
+to mature and collect.
+
+If I could but have a tolerably numerous audience to my first, or
+first and second Lectures on the _History of Philosophy_, I should
+entertain a strong hope of success, because I know that these lectures
+will be found by far the most interesting and _entertaining_ of any
+that I have yet delivered, independent of the more permanent interest
+of rememberable instruction. Few and unimportant would the errors of
+men be, if they did but know, first, _what they themselves meant_;
+and, secondly, what the _words_ mean by which they attempt to convey
+their meaning, and I can conceive no subject so well fitted to
+exemplify the mode and the importance of these two points as the
+History of Philosophy, treated as in the scheme of these lectures.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The Great Work described_
+
+
+_Jan._ 1821.
+
+... I have already the _written_ materials and contents, requiring
+only to be put together from the loose papers and commonplace or
+memorandum books, and needing no other change, whether of omission,
+addition, or correction, than the mere act of arranging, and the
+opportunity of seeing the whole collectively bring with them of course
+(1) Characteristics of Shakespeare's dramatic works, with a critical
+review of each play; together with a relative and comparative critique
+on the kind and degree of the merits and demerits of the dramatic
+works of Ben Jonson, Beaumont and Fletcher, and Massinger. The
+History of the English Drama; the accidental advantages it afforded
+to Shakespeare, without in the least detracting from the perfect
+originality or proper creation of the Shakespearian Drama; the
+contradistinction of the latter from the Greek Drama, and its still
+remaining _uniqueness_, with the causes of this, from the combined
+influences of Shakespeare himself, as man, poet, philosopher, and
+finally, by conjunction of all these, dramatic poet; and of the age,
+events, manners, and state of the English language. This work, with
+every art of compression, amounts to three volumes of about five
+hundred pages each. (2) Philosophical Analysis of the Genius and Works
+of Dante, Spenser, Milton, Cervantes, and Calderon, with similar, but
+more compressed criticisms on Chaucer, Ariosto, Donne, Rabelais, and
+others, during the predominance of the Romantic Poetry. In one large
+volume. These two works will, I flatter myself, form a complete code
+of the principles of judgement and feeling applied to works of Taste;
+and not of Poetry only, but of Poesy in all its forms, Painting,
+Statuary, Music, &c., &c. (3) The History of Philosophy considered
+as a Tendency of the Human Mind to exhibit the Powers of the Human
+Reason, to discover by its own Strength the Origin and Laws of Man and
+the World, from Pythagoras to Locke and Condillac. Two volumes.
+(4) Letters on the Old and New Testament, and on the Doctrine
+and Principles held in common by the Fathers and Founders of the
+Reformation, addressed to a candidate for Holy Orders, including
+advice on the Plan and Subjects of Preaching, proper to a Minister of
+the Established Church.
+
+To the completion of these four works, I have literally nothing more
+to do than to _transcribe_; but, as I before hinted, from so many
+scraps and _sibylline_ leaves, including margins of books and blank
+pages, that, unfortunately, I must be my own scribe, and not done by
+myself, they will be all but lost; or perhaps (as has been too often
+the case already) furnish feathers for the caps of others; some for
+this purpose, and some to plume the arrows of detraction, to be let
+fly against the luckless bird from whom they had been plucked or
+moulted.
+
+In addition to these--of my GREAT WORK, to the preparation of which
+more than twenty years of my life have been devoted, and on which
+my hopes of extensive and permanent utility, of fame, in the noblest
+sense of the word, mainly rest--that, by which I might,
+
+ As now by thee, by all the good be known,
+ When this weak frame lies moulder'd in the grave,
+ Which self-surviving I might call my own,
+ Which folly cannot mar, nor hate deprave--
+ The incense of those powers, which, risen in flame,
+ Might make me dear to Him from whom they came.
+
+Of this work, to which all my other writings (unless I except my
+Poems, and these I can exclude in part only) are introductory and
+preparative; and the result of which (if the premises be, as I, with
+the most tranquil assurance, am convinced they are--insubvertible,
+the deductions legitimate, and the conclusions commensurate, and only
+commensurate, with both) must finally be a revolution of all that has
+been called _philosophy_ or metaphysics in England and France, since
+the era of the commencing predominance of the mechanical system at
+the restoration of our second Charles, and with this the present
+fashionable views, not only of religion, morals, and politics but
+even of the modern physics and physiology. You will not blame the
+earnestness of my expressions, nor the high importance which I attach
+to this work: for how, with less noble objects, and less faith in
+their attainment, could I stand acquitted of folly, and abuse of time,
+talents, and learning in a labour of three-fourths of my intellectual
+life? Of this work, something more than a volume has been dictated
+by me, so as to exist fit for the press, to my friend and enlightened
+pupil, Mr. Green; and more than as much again would have been evolved
+and delivered to paper, but that, for the last six or eight months,
+I have been compelled to break off our weekly meeting, from the
+necessity of writing (alas! alas! of attempting to write) for
+purposes, and on the subjects, of the passing day. Of my poetic works
+I would fain finish the _Christabel_! Alas! for the proud time when I
+planned, when I had present to my mind, the materials, as well as
+the scheme, of the Hymns entitled _Spirit_, _Sun_, _Earth_, _Air_,
+_Water_, _Fire_ and _Man_; and the Epic Poem on what still appears
+to me the one only fit subject remaining for an epic poem--Jerusalem
+besieged and destroyed by Titus.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Reminiscences_
+
+
+4 March, 1822.
+
+My Dearest Friend,
+
+I have been much more than ordinarily unwell for more than a week
+past--my sleeps worse than my vigils, my nights than my days;
+
+ --The night's dismay
+ Sadden'd and stunned the intervening day;
+
+but last night I had not only a calmer night, without roaming in my
+dreams through any of Swedenborg's Hells _moderes_; but arose this
+morning lighter and with a sense of _relief_....
+
+I shall make you smile, as I did dear Mary Lamb, when I say that you
+sometimes mistake my position. As individual to individual, from
+my childhood, I do not remember feeling myself either superior or
+inferior to any human being; except by an act of my own will in cases
+of real or imagined moral or intellectual superiority. In regard to
+worldly rank, from eight years old to nineteen, I was habituated,
+nay, naturalised, to look up to men circumstanced as you are, as my
+superiors--a large number of our governors, and almost _all_ of those
+whom we regarded as greater men still, and whom we saw most of, _viz._
+our committee governors, were such--and as neither awake nor asleep
+have I any other feelings than what I had at Christ's Hospital,
+I distinctly remember that I felt a little flush of pride and
+consequence--just like what we used to feel at school when the boys
+came running to us--'Coleridge! here's your friends want you--they are
+quite _grand_,' or 'It is quite a _lady_'--when I first heard who you
+were, and laughed at myself for it with that pleasurable sensation
+that, spite of my sufferings at that school, still accompanies any
+sudden reawakening of our school-boy feelings and notions. And oh,
+from sixteen to nineteen what hours of Paradise had Allen and I in
+escorting the Miss Evanses home on a Saturday, who were then at a
+milliner's whom we used to think, and who I believe really was, such
+a nice lady;--and we used to carry thither, of a summer morning, the
+pillage of the flower gardens within six miles of town, with Sonnet
+or Love Rhyme wrapped round the nose-gay. To be feminine, kind, and
+genteelly (what I should now call neatly) dressed, these were the only
+things to which my head, heart, or imagination had any polarity, and
+what I was then, I still am.
+
+God bless you and yours.
+
+
+
+
+ROBERT SOUTHEY
+
+1774-1843
+
+
+
+TO JOSEPH COTTLE
+
+_Question of copyrights_
+
+
+Greta Hall, 20 _April_, 1808.
+
+My dear Cottle,...
+
+What you say of my copyrights affected me very much. Dear Cottle, set
+your heart at rest on that subject. It ought to be at rest. These were
+yours, fairly bought, and fairly sold. You bought them on the chance
+of their success, which no London bookseller would have done; and had
+they not been bought, they could not have been published at all. Nay,
+if you had not purchased _Joan of Arc_, the poem never would have
+existed, nor should I, in all probability, ever have obtained that
+reputation which is the capital on which I subsist, nor that power
+which enables me to support it.
+
+But this is not all. Do you suppose, Cottle, that I have forgotten
+those true and most essential acts of friendship which you showed me
+when I stood most in need of them? Your house was my house when I had
+no other. The very money with which I bought my wedding-ring, and paid
+my marriage fees, was supplied by you. It was with your sisters I left
+Edith during my six months' absence, and for the six months after my
+return it was from you that I received, week by week, the little on
+which we lived, till I was enabled to live by other means. It is not
+the settling of a cash account that can cancel obligations like these.
+You are in the habit of preserving your letters, and if you were
+not, I would entreat you to preserve _this_, that it might be seen
+hereafter. Sure I am, there never was a more generous or a kinder
+heart than yours; and you will believe me when I add, that there does
+not live that man upon earth, whom I remember with more gratitude
+and more affection. My heart throbs and my eyes burn with these
+recollections. Good night! my dear old friend and benefactor.
+
+
+
+TO JOHN MAY
+
+_Waterloo_
+
+
+Liege, 6 _Oct._ 1815. Six p.m.
+
+My dear friend,
+
+I have a happy habit of making the best of all things; and being just
+at this time as uncomfortable as the dust and bustle, and all the
+disagreeables of an inn in a large filthy manufacturing city can make
+me, I have called for pen, ink, and paper, and am actually writing in
+the bar, the door open to the yard opposite to this unwiped table, the
+doors open to the public room, where two men are dining, and talking
+French, and a woman servant at my elbow is lighting a fire for our
+party. Presently the folding-doors are to be shut, the ladies are to
+descend from their chambers, the bar will be kept appropriated to our
+house, the male part of the company will get into good humour, dinner
+will be ready, and then I must lay aside the grey goose-quill. As a
+preliminary to these promised comforts, the servant is mopping the
+hearth, which is composed (like a tesselated pavement) of little
+bricks about two inches long by half an inch wide, set within a broad
+black stone frame. The fuel is of fire-balls, a mixture of pulverized
+coal and clay. I have seen a great deal and heard a great deal,--more,
+indeed, than I can keep pace with in my journal, though I strive hard
+to do it; but I minute down short notes in my pencil-book with all
+possible care, and hope, in the end, to lose nothing....
+
+Flanders is a most interesting country. Bruges, the most striking city
+I have ever seen, an old city in perfect preservation. It seems as if
+not a house had been built during the last two centuries, and not a
+house suffered to pass to decay. The poorest people seem to be well
+lodged, and there is a general air of sufficiency, cleanliness,
+industry, and comfort, which I have never seen in any other place. The
+cities have grown worse as we advanced. At Namur we reached a dirty
+city, situated in a romantic country; the Meuse there reminded me of
+the Thames from your delightful house, an island in size and shape
+resembling that upon which I have often wished for a grove of poplars,
+coming just in the same position. From thence along the river to this
+abominable place, the country is, for the greater part, as lovely as
+can be imagined....
+
+Our weather hitherto has been delightful. This was especially
+fortunate at Waterloo and at Ligny, where we had much ground to walk
+over. It would surprise you to see how soon nature has recovered from
+the injuries of war. The ground is ploughed and sown, and grain and
+flowers and seeds already growing over the field of battle, which is
+still strewn with vestiges of the slaughter, caps, cartridges, boxes,
+hats, &c. We picked up some French cards and some bullets, and we
+purchased a French pistol and two of the eagles which the infantry
+wear upon their caps. What I felt upon this ground, it would be
+difficult to say; what I saw, and still more what I heard, there is no
+time at present for saying. In prose and in verse you shall some day
+hear the whole. At Les Quatre Bras, I saw two graves, which probably
+the dogs or the swine had opened. In the one were the ribs of a human
+body, projecting through the mould; in the other, the whole skeleton
+exposed. Some of our party told me of a third, in which the worms were
+at work, but I shrunk from the sight. You will rejoice to hear that
+the English are as well spoken of for their deportment in peace as in
+war. It is far otherwise with the Prussians. Concerning them there is
+but one opinion; their brutality is said to exceed that of the French,
+and of their intolerable insolence I have heard but too many proofs.
+That abominable old Frederic made them a military nation, and this is
+the inevitable consequence. This very day we passed a party on their
+way towards France--some hundred or two. Two gentlemen and two ladies
+of the country, in a carriage, had come up with them; and these
+ruffians would not allow them to pass, but compelled them to wait and
+follow the slow pace of foot soldiers! This we ourselves saw. Next to
+the English, the Belgians have the best character for discipline....
+
+I bought at Bruges a French History of Brazil, just published by M.
+Alphonse de Beauchamp, in 3 vols. 8vo. He says, in his Preface, that
+having finished the first two volumes, he thought it advisable to see
+if any new light had been thrown upon the subject by modern authors.
+Meantime, a compilation upon this history had appeared in England,
+but the English author, Mr. Southey, had brought no new lights; he had
+promised much for his second volume, but the hope of literary Europe
+had been again deceived, for this second volume, so emphatically
+promised, had not appeared. I dare say no person regrets this delay
+so much as M. Beauchamp, he having stolen the whole of his two first
+volumes, and about the third part of the other, from the very Mr.
+Southey whom he abuses. He has copied my references as the list of his
+own authorities (MSS. and all), and he has committed blunders which
+prove, beyond all doubt, that he does not understand Portuguese. I
+have been much diverted by this fellow's impudence.
+
+The table is laid, and the knives and forks rattling a pleasant note
+of preparation, as the woman waiter arranges them.
+
+God bless you! I have hurried through the sheet, and thus pleasantly
+beguiled what would have been a very unpleasant hour. We are all well,
+and your god-daughter has seen a live emperor at Brussels. I feel the
+disadvantage of speaking French ill, and understanding it by the ear
+worse. Nevertheless, I speak it without remorse, make myself somehow
+or other understood, and get at what I want to know. Once more, God
+bless you, my dear friend.
+
+
+
+To HENRY TAYLOR
+
+_Anastasius Hope_
+
+
+Keswick, 15 _July_, 1831.
+
+... Have you seen the strange book which Anastasius Hope left
+for publication, and which his representatives, in spite of all
+dissuasion, have published? His notion of immortality and heaven is,
+that at the consummation of all things he, and you, and I, and John
+Murray, and Nebuchadnezzar, and Lambert the fat man, and the living
+skeleton, and Queen Elizabeth, and the Hottentot Venus, and Thurtell,
+and Probert, and the twelve Apostles, and the noble army of martyrs,
+and Genghis Khan, and all his armies, and Noah with all his ancestors
+and all his posterity--yea, all men and all women, and all children
+that have ever been or ever shall be, saints and sinners alike--are
+all to be put together, and made into one great celestial eternal
+human being. He does not seem to have known how nearly this approaches
+to Swedenborg's fancy. I do not like the scheme. I don't like the
+notion of being mixed up with Hume, and Hunt, and Whittle Harvey, and
+Philpotts, and Lord Althorpe, and the Huns, and the Hottentots, and
+the Jews, and the Philistines, and the Scotch, and the Irish. God
+forbid! I hope to be I myself; I, in an English heaven, with you
+yourself--you, and some others, without whom heaven would be no heaven
+to me. God bless you!
+
+
+
+TO EDWARD MOXON
+
+_Recollections of the Lambs_
+
+
+Keswick, 2 _Feb._ 1836.
+
+My dear sir,
+
+I have been too closely engaged in clearing off the second volume of
+Cowper to reply to your inquiries concerning poor Lamb sooner. His
+acquaintance with Coleridge began at Christ's Hospital; Lamb was
+some two years, I think, his junior. Whether he was ever one of the
+_Grecians_ there, might be ascertained, I suppose, by inquiring. My
+own impression is, that he was not. Coleridge introduced me to him
+in the winter of 1794-5, and to George Dyer also, from whom, if his
+memory has not failed, you might probably learn more of Lamb's early
+history than from any other person. Lloyd, Wordsworth, and Hazlitt
+became known to him through their connexion with Coleridge.
+
+When I saw the family (one evening only, and at that time), they were
+lodging somewhere near Lincoln's Inn, on the western side (I forget
+the street), and were evidently in uncomfortable circumstances. The
+father and mother were both living; and I have some dim recollection
+of the latter's invalid appearance. The father's senses had failed him
+before that time. He published some poems in quarto. Lamb showed me
+once an imperfect copy: the _Sparrow's Wedding_ was the title of the
+longest piece, and this was the author's favourite; he liked, in his
+dotage, to hear Charles read it.
+
+His most familiar friend, when I first saw him, was White, who held
+some office at Christ's Hospital, and continued intimate with him as
+long as he lived. You know what Elia says of him. He and Lamb were
+joint authors of the _Original Letters of Falstaff_. Lamb, I believe,
+first appeared as an author in the second edition of Coleridge's
+_Poems_ (Bristol, 1797), and, secondly, in the little volume of blank
+verse with Lloyd (1798). Lamb, Lloyd, and White were inseparable in
+1798; the two latter at one time lodged together, though no two men
+could be imagined more unlike each other. Lloyd had no drollery in his
+nature; White seemed to have nothing else. You will easily understand
+how Lamb could sympathize with both.
+
+Lloyd, who used to form sudden friendships, was all but a stranger
+to me, when unexpectedly he brought Lamb down to visit me at a little
+village (Burton) near Christchurch, in Hampshire, where I was lodging
+in a very humble cottage. This was in the summer of 1797, and then, or
+in the following year, my correspondence with Lamb began. I saw more
+of him in 1802 than at any other time, for I was then six months
+resident in London. His visit to this county was before I came to it;
+it must have been either in that or in the following year: it was to
+Lloyd and to Coleridge.
+
+I had forgotten one of his schoolfellows, who is still living--C.V.
+Le Grice, a clergyman at or near Penzance. From him you might learn
+something of his boyhood.
+
+Cottle has a good likeness of Lamb, in chalk, taken by an artist named
+Robert Hancock, about the year 1798. It looks older than Lamb was at
+that time; but he was old-looking.
+
+Coleridge introduced him to Godwin, shortly after the first number
+of the _Anti-Jacobin Magazine and Review_ was published, with a
+caricature of Gillray's, in which Coleridge and I were introduced with
+asses' heads, and Lloyd and Lamb as toad and frog. Lamb got warmed
+with whatever was on the table, became disputatious, and said things
+to Godwin which made him quietly say, 'Pray, Mr. Lamb, are you toad
+or frog?' Mrs. Coleridge will remember the scene, which was to her
+sufficiently uncomfortable. But the next morning S.T.C. called on
+Lamb, and found Godwin breakfasting with him, from which time their
+intimacy began.
+
+His angry letter to me in the _Magazine_ arose out of a notion that
+an expression of mine in the _Quarterly Review_ would hurt the sale of
+_Elia_; some one, no doubt, had said that it would. I meant to serve
+the book, and very well remember how the offence happened. I had
+written that it wanted nothing to render it altogether delightful but
+a _saner_ religious feeling. _This_ would have been the proper word if
+any other person had written the book. Feeling its extreme unfitness
+as soon as it was written, I altered it immediately for the first word
+which came into my head, intending to remodel the sentence when it
+should come to me in the proof; and that proof never came. There can
+be no objection to your printing all that passed upon the occasion,
+beginning with the passage in the _Quarterly Review_, and giving his
+letter.
+
+I have heard Coleridge say that, in a fit of derangement, Lamb fancied
+himself to be young Norval. He told me this in relation to one of his
+poems.
+
+If you will print my lines to him upon his _Album Verses_, I will
+send you a corrected copy. You received his letters, I trust, which
+Cuthbert took with him to town in October. I wish they had been more,
+and wish, also, that I had more to tell you concerning him, and what
+I have told were of more value. But it is from such fragments of
+recollection, and such imperfect notices, that the materials for
+biography must, for the most part, be collected.
+
+
+
+
+=CHARLES LAMB=
+
+1775-1834
+
+
+
+TO SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE
+
+_Temporary frenzy_
+
+
+27 _May_, 1796.
+
+... Coleridge! I know not what suffering scenes you have gone through
+at Bristol. My life has been somewhat diversified of late. The six
+weeks that finished last year and began this, your very humble servant
+spent very agreeably in a madhouse, at Hoxton. I am got somewhat
+rational now, and don't bite anyone. But mad I was! And many a vagary
+my imagination played with me, enough to make a volume, if all were
+told. My sonnets I have extended to the number of nine since I saw
+you, and will some day communicate to you. I am beginning a poem
+in blank verse, which, if I finish, I publish.... Coleridge! it may
+convince you of my regards for you when I tell you my head ran on you
+in my madness, as much almost as on another person, who I am inclined
+to think was the more immediate cause of my temporary frenzy.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A friend in need_
+
+
+_Thursday, 11 June_, 1796.
+
+... After all, you cannot, nor ever will, write anything with which I
+shall be so delighted as what I have heard yourself repeat. You came
+to town, and I saw you at a time when your heart was yet bleeding
+with recent wounds. Like yourself, I was sore galled with disappointed
+hope. You had
+
+ --many an holy lay
+ That, mourning, soothed the mourner on his way;
+
+I had ears of sympathy to drink them in, and they yet vibrate pleasant
+on the sense. When I read in your little volume your nineteenth
+effusion, or the twenty-eighth or twenty-ninth, or what you call the
+_Sigh_, I think I hear _you_ again. I image to myself the little smoky
+room at the _Salutation and Cat_, where we have sat together through
+the winter nights, beguiling the cares of life with Poesy. When you
+left London, I felt a dismal void in my heart. I found myself cut off,
+at one and the same time, from two most dear to me. 'How blest with
+ye the path could I have trod of quiet life!' In your conversation you
+had blended so many pleasant fancies that they cheated me of my grief.
+But in your absence the tide of melancholy rushed in again, and did
+its worst mischief by overwhelming my reason. I have recovered, but
+feel a stupor that makes me indifferent to the hopes and fears of
+this life. I sometimes wish to introduce a religious turn of mind,
+but habits are strong things, and my religious fervours are confined,
+alas! to some fleeting moments of occasional solitary devotion. A
+correspondence, opening with you, has roused me a little from my
+lethargy, and made me conscious of existence. Indulge me in it: I will
+not be very troublesome! At some future time I will amuse you with
+an account, as full as my memory will permit, of the strange turn my
+frenzy took. I look back upon it at times with a gloomy kind of envy:
+for, while it lasted, I had many, many hours of pure happiness. Dream
+not, Coleridge, of having tasted all the grandeur and wildness of
+fancy till you have gone mad! All now seems to me vapid, comparatively
+so.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The tragedy_
+
+
+27 _Sept_. 1796.
+
+MY DEAREST FRIEND,
+
+White, or some of my friends, or the public papers, by this time may
+have informed you of the terrible calamities that have fallen on
+our family. I will only give you the outlines: My poor dear, dearest
+sister, in a fit of insanity, has been the death of our own mother. I
+was at hand only time enough to snatch the knife out of her grasp. She
+is at present in a madhouse, from whence I fear she must be moved to
+an hospital. God has preserved to me my senses; I eat, and drink, and
+sleep, and have my judgement, I believe, very sound. My poor father
+was slightly wounded, and I am left to take care of him and my aunt.
+Mr. Norris, of the Bluecoat School, has been very kind to us, and we
+have no other friend; but, thank God, I am very calm and composed, and
+able to do the best that remains to do. Write as religious a letter as
+possible, but no mention of what is gone and done with. With me 'the
+former things are passed away', and I have something more to do than
+to feel.
+
+God Almighty have us in His keeping!
+
+Mention nothing of poetry. I have destroyed every vestige of past
+vanities of that kind. Do as you please, but if you publish, publish
+mine (I give free leave) without name or initial, and never send me a
+book, I charge you.
+
+Your own judgement will convince you not to take any notice of this
+yet to your dear wife. You look after your family; I have reason
+and strength left to take care of mine. I charge you, don't think of
+coming to see me. Write. I will not see you if you come. God Almighty
+love you and all of us!
+
+
+
+TO WILLIAM WORDSWORTH
+
+_The delights of London_
+
+
+30 _Jan_. 1801.
+
+I ought before this to have replied to your very kind invitation into
+Cumberland. With you and your sister I could gang anywhere; but I am
+afraid whether I shall ever be able to afford so desperate a journey.
+Separate from the pleasure of your company, I don't much care if I
+never see a mountain in my life. I have passed all my days in London,
+until I have formed as many and intense local attachments as any of
+you mountaineers can have done with dead Nature. The lighted shops of
+the Strand and Fleet Street; the innumerable trades, tradesmen, and
+customers, coaches, waggons, playhouses; all the bustle and wickedness
+round about Covent Garden; the very women of the Town; the watchmen,
+drunken scenes, rattles;--life awake, if you awake, at all hours of
+the night; the crowds, the very dirt and mud, the sun shining upon
+houses and pavements, the printshops, the old book-stalls, parsons
+cheapening books, coffee-houses, steams of soups from kitchens, the
+pantomimes--London itself a pantomime and a masquerade--all these
+things work themselves into my mind, and feed me, without a power
+of satiating me. The wonder of these sights impels me often into
+night-walks about her crowded streets, and I often shed tears in the
+motley Strand from fullness of joy at so much life. All these
+emotions must be strange to you; so are your rural emotions to me. But
+consider, what must I have been doing all my life, not to have lent
+great portions of my heart with usury to such scenes?
+
+My attachments are all local, purely local. I have no passion (or have
+had none since I was in love, and then it was the spurious engendering
+of poetry and books) to groves and valleys. The rooms where I was
+born, the furniture which has been before my eyes all my life, a
+book-case which has followed me about like a faithful dog, (only
+exceeding him in knowledge,) wherever I have moved, old chairs,
+old tables, streets, squares, where I have sunned myself, my old
+school,--these are my mistresses,--have I not enough, without your
+mountains? I do not envy you. I should pity you, did I not know that
+the mind will make friends of anything. Your sun, and moon, and skies,
+and hills, and lakes, affect me no more, or scarcely come to me in
+more venerable characters, than as a gilded room with tapestry and
+tapers, where I might live with handsome visible objects. I consider
+the clouds above me but as a roof beautifully painted, but unable to
+satisfy the mind: and at last, like the pictures of the apartment of
+a connoisseur, unable to afford him any longer a pleasure. So fading
+upon me, from disuse, have been the beauties of Nature, as they have
+been confinedly called; so ever fresh, and green, and warm are all the
+inventions of men, and assemblies of men in this great city. I should
+certainly have laughed with dear Joanna.
+
+Give my kindest love, and my sister's, to D. and yourself; and a kiss
+from me to little Barbara Lewthwaite. Thank you for liking my play!
+
+
+
+TO THOMAS MANNING
+
+_At the Lakes_
+
+
+London, 24 _Sept_. 1802.
+
+My dear Manning,
+
+Since the date of my last letter I have been a traveller. A strong
+desire seized me of visiting remote regions. My first impulse was to
+go and see Paris. It was a trivial objection to my aspiring mind, that
+I did not understand a word of the language, since I certainly intend
+some time in my life to see Paris, and equally certainly intend never
+to learn the language; therefore that could be no objection. However,
+I am very glad I did not go, because you had left Paris (I see) before
+I could have set out. I believe Stoddart promising to go with me
+another year prevented that plan. My next scheme (for to my restless,
+ambitious mind London was become a bed of thorns) was to visit the
+far-famed peak in Derbyshire, where the Devil sits, they say, without
+breeches. _This_ my purer mind rejected as indelicate. And my final
+resolve was a tour to the Lakes. I set out with Mary to Keswick,
+without giving Coleridge any notice, for my time, being precious, did
+not admit of it. He received us with all the hospitality in the world,
+and gave up his time to show us all the wonders of the country. He
+dwells upon a small hill by the side of Keswick, in a comfortable
+house, quite enveloped on all sides by a net of mountains: great
+floundering bears and monsters they seemed, all couchant and asleep.
+We got in in the evening, travelling in a post-chaise from Penrith, in
+the midst of a gorgeous sunshine, which transmuted all the mountains
+into colours, purple, &c., &c. We thought we had got into fairy-land.
+But that went off (as it never came again; while we stayed we had no
+more fine sunsets); and we entered Coleridge's comfortable study just
+in the dusk, when the mountains were all dark with clouds upon their
+heads. Such an impression I never received from objects of sight
+before, nor do I suppose I can ever again. Glorious creatures, fine
+old fellows, Skiddaw, &c. I shall never forget ye, how ye lay about
+that night, like an intrenchment; gone to bed, as it seemed for the
+night, but promising that ye were to be seen in the morning. Coleridge
+had got a blazing fire in his study; which is a large, antique,
+ill-shaped room, with an old-fashioned organ, never played upon, big
+enough for a church, shelves of scattered folios, an Aeolian harp, and
+an old sofa, half bed, &c. And all looking out upon the last fading
+view of Skiddaw, and his broad-breasted brethren: what a night! Here
+we stayed three full weeks, in which time I visited Wordsworth's
+cottage, where we stayed a day or two with the Clarksons (good people,
+and most hospitable, at whose house we tarried one day and night), and
+saw Lloyd. The Wordsworths were gone to Calais. They have since been
+in London, and passed much time with us: he is now gone into Yorkshire
+to be married. So we have seen Keswick, Grasmere, Ambleside, Ulswater
+(where the Clarksons live), and a place at the other end of Ulswater;
+I forget the name; to which we travelled on a very sultry day, over
+the middle of Helvellyn. We have clambered up to the top of Skiddaw,
+and I have waded up the bed of Lodore. In fine, I have satisfied
+myself that there is such a thing as that which tourists call
+_romantic_, which I very much suspected before: they make such a
+spluttering about it, and toss their splendid epithets around them,
+till they give as dim a light as at four o'clock next morning the
+lamps do after an illumination. Mary was excessively tired when she
+got about half-way up Skiddaw, but we came to a cold rill (than which
+nothing can be imagined more cold, running over cold stones), and with
+the reinforcement of a draught of cold water, she surmounted it most
+manfully. Oh, its fine black head, and the bleak air atop of it, with
+a prospect of mountains all about and about, making you giddy; and
+then Scotland afar off, and the border countries so famous in song and
+ballad! It was a day that will stand out, like a mountain, I am sure,
+in my life. But I am returned (I have now been come home near three
+weeks; I was a month out), and you cannot conceive the degradation
+I felt at first, from being accustomed to wander free as air among
+mountains, and bathe in rivers without being controlled by any one, to
+come home and _work_. I felt very _little_. I had been dreaming I was
+a very great man. But that is going off, and I find I shall conform
+in time to that state of life to which it has pleased God to call me.
+Besides, after all, Fleet Street and the Strand are better places to
+live in for good and all than amidst Skiddaw. Still, I turn back to
+those great places where I wandered about, participating in their
+greatness. After all, I could not _live_ in Skiddaw. I could spend
+a year, two, three years among them, but I must have a prospect of
+seeing Fleet Street at the end of that time, or I should mope and pine
+away, I know. Still, Skiddaw is a fine creature.
+
+My habits are changing, I think, i.e. from drunk to sober. Whether
+I shall be happier or not remains to be proved. I shall certainly be
+more happy in a morning; but whether I shall not sacrifice the
+fat, and the marrow, and the kidneys, i.e. the night, glorious,
+care-drowning night, that heals all our wrongs, pours wine into our
+mortifications, changes the scene from indifferent and flat to bright
+and brilliant!--O Manning, if I should have formed a diabolical
+resolution, by the time you come to England, of not admitting any
+spirituous liquors into my house, will you be my guest on such
+shame-worthy terms? Is life, with such limitations, worth trying? The
+truth is, that my liquors bring a nest of friendly harpies about
+my house, who consume me. This is a pitiful tale to be read at St.
+Gothard, but it is just now nearest my heart. Fenwick is a ruined man.
+He is hiding himself from his creditors, and has sent his wife and
+children into the country. Fell, my other drunken companion (that has
+been: _nam hic caestus artemque repono_), is turned editor of a Naval
+Chronicle. Godwin continues a steady friend, though the same facility
+does not remain of visiting him often. X. has detached Marshall from
+his house; Marshall, the man who went to sleep when the _Ancient
+Mariner_ was reading; the old, steady, unalterable friend of the
+Professor. Holcraft is not yet come to town. I expect to see him, and
+will deliver your message. Things come crowding in to say, and no
+room for 'em. Some things are too little to be told, i.e. to have a
+preference; some are too big and circumstantial. Thanks for yours,
+which was most delicious. Would I had been with you, benighted, &c.!
+I fear my head is turned with wandering. I shall never be the same
+acquiescent being. Farewell. Write again quickly, for I shall not
+like to hazard a letter, not knowing where the fates have carried you.
+Farewell, my dear fellow.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_Dissuasion from Tartary_
+
+
+19 _Feb_. 1803.
+
+MY DEAR MANNING,
+
+The general scope of your letter afforded no indications of insanity,
+but some particular points raised a scruple. For God's sake don't
+think any more of 'Independent Tartary'. What are you to do among such
+Ethiopians? Is there no _lineal descendant_ of Prester John? Is the
+chair empty? Is the sword unswayed?--depend upon it they'll never
+make you their king, as long as any branch of that great stock
+is remaining. I tremble for your Christianity.... Read Sir John
+Mandeville's Travels to cure you, or come over to England. There is
+a Tartar-man now exhibiting at Exeter Change. Come and talk with him,
+and hear what he says first. Indeed, he is no very favourable specimen
+of his countrymen! But perhaps the best thing you can do, is to _try_
+to get the idea out of your head. For this purpose repeat to yourself
+every night, after you have said your prayers, the words, Independent
+Tartary, Independent Tartary, two or three times, and associate with
+them the _idea_ of _oblivion_ ('tis Hartley's method with obstinate
+memories), or say, Independent, Independent, have I not already got
+an _independence_? That was a clever way of the old Puritans,
+pun-divinity. My dear friend, think what a sad pity it would be to
+bury such _parts_ in heathen countries, among nasty, unconversable,
+horse-belching, Tartar-people! Some say they are Cannibals; and then,
+conceive a Tartar-fellow _eating_ my friend, and adding the _cool
+malignity_ of mustard and vinegar! I am afraid 'tis the reading of
+Chaucer has misled you; his foolish stories about Cambuscan, and the
+ring, and the horse of brass. Believe me, there are no such things,
+'tis all the poet's _invention_; but if there were such darling things
+as old Chaucer sings, I would _up_ behind you on the horse of brass,
+and frisk off for Prester John's country. But these are all tales;
+a horse of brass never flew, and a king's daughter never talked with
+birds! The Tartars, really, are a cold, insipid, smouchy set. You'll
+be sadly moped (if you are not eaten) among them. Pray _try_ and cure
+yourself. Take hellebore (the counsel is Horace's, 'twas none of my
+thought _originally_). Shave yourself oftener. Eat no saffron, for
+saffron-eaters contract a terrible Tartar-like yellow. Pray, to avoid
+the fiend. Eat nothing that gives the heart-burn. _Shave the upper_
+_lip_. Go about like an European. Read no books of voyages (they are
+nothing but lies), only now and then a romance, to keep the fancy
+_under_. Above all, don't go to any sights of _wild beasts. That
+has been your ruin_. Accustom yourself to write familiar letters, on
+common subjects, to your friends in England, such as are of a moderate
+understanding. And think about common things more.... I supped last
+night with Rickman, and met a merry _natural_ captain, who pleases
+himself vastly with once having made a pun at Otaheite in the O.
+language. 'Tis the same man who said Shakespeare he liked, because
+he was so _much of the gentleman_. Rickman is a man 'absolute in all
+numbers'. I think I may one day bring you acquainted, if you do not
+go to Tartary first; for you'll never come back. Have a care, my dear
+friend, of Anthropophagi! their stomachs are always craving. 'Tis
+terrible to be weighed out at five pence a-pound. To sit at table (the
+reverse of fishes in Holland), not as a guest, but as a meat.
+
+God bless you: do come to England. Air and exercise may do great
+things. Talk with some minister. Why not your father?
+
+God dispose all for the best. I have discharged my duty.
+
+
+
+To MRS. WORDSWORTH
+
+_Friends' importunities_
+
+
+East India House, 18 _Feb_. 1818.
+
+MY DEAR MRS. WORDSWORTH,
+
+I have repeatedly taken pen in hand to answer your kind letter. My
+sister should more properly have done it, but she having failed, I
+consider myself answerable for her debts. I am now trying to do it
+in the midst of commercial noises, and with a quill which seems more
+ready to glide into arithmetical figures and names of gourds, cassia,
+cardemoms, aloes, ginger, or tea, than into kindly responses and
+friendly recollections. The reason why I cannot write letters at home,
+is, that I am never alone. Plato's--(I write to W.W. now)--Plato's
+double-animal parted never longed more to be reciprocally re-united in
+the system of its first creation, than I sometimes do to be but for
+a moment single and separate. Except my morning's walk to the office,
+which is like treading on sands of gold for that reason, I am never
+so. I cannot walk home from office but some officious friend offers
+his unwelcome courtesies to accompany me. All the morning I am
+pestered. I could sit and gravely cast up sums in great books, or
+compare sum with sum, and write 'paid' against this, and 'unpaid'
+against t'other, and yet reserve in some corner of my mind 'some
+darling thoughts all my own',--faint memory of some passage in a book,
+or the tone of an absent friend's voice--a snatch of Miss Burrell's
+singing, or a gleam of Fanny Kelly's divine plain face. The two
+operations might be going on at the same time without thwarting, as
+the sun's two motions (earth's, I mean), or, as I sometimes turn
+round till I am giddy, in my back parlour, while my sister is walking
+longitudinally in the front; or, as the shoulder of veal twists round
+with the spit, while the smoke wreathes up the chimney. But there are
+a set of amateurs of the Belles Lettres--the gay science--who come to
+me as a sort of rendezvous, putting questions of criticism, of British
+Institutions, Lalla Rookhs, &c.--what Coleridge said at the lecture
+last night--who have the form of reading men, but, for any possible
+use reading can be to them, but to talk of, might as well have been
+Ante-Cadmeans born, or have lain sucking out the sense of an Egyptian
+hieroglyph as long as the pyramids will last, before they should
+find it. These pests worrit me at business, and in all its intervals,
+perplexing my accounts, poisoning my little salutary warming-time at
+the fire, puzzling my paragraphs if I take a newspaper, cramming in
+between my own free thoughts and a column of figures, which had come
+to an amicable compromise but for them. Their noise ended, one of
+them, as I said, accompanies me home, lest I should be solitary for
+a moment; he at length takes his welcome leave at the door; up I go,
+mutton on table, hungry as hunter, hope to forget my cares, and bury
+them in the agreeable abstraction of mastication; knock at the door,
+in comes Mr. ----, or Mr. ----, or Demi-gorgon, or my brother, or
+somebody, to prevent my eating alone--a process absolutely
+necessary to my poor wretched digestion. O, the pleasure of eating
+alone!--eating my dinner alone! let me think of it. But in they
+come, and make it absolutely necessary that I should open a bottle of
+orange--for my meat turns into stone when anyone dines with me, if I
+have not wine. Wine can mollify stones; then _that_ wine turns into
+acidity, acerbity, misanthropy, a hatred of my interrupters--(God
+bless 'em! I love some of 'em dearly), and with the hatred, a still
+greater aversion to their going away. Bad is the dead sea they bring
+upon me, choking and deadening, but worse is the deader dry sand they
+leave me on, if they go before bed-time. Come never, I would say to
+these spoilers of my dinner; but if you come, never go! The fact is,
+this interruption does not happen very often; but every time it comes
+by surprise, that present bane of my life, orange wine, with all its
+dreary stifling consequences, follows. Evening company I should always
+like had I any mornings, but I am saturated with human faces (_divine_
+forsooth!) and voices all the golden morning; and five evenings in a
+week would be as much as I should covet to be in company, but I
+assure you that is a wonderful week in which I can get two, or one, to
+myself. I am never C.L., but always C.L. & Co. He who thought it
+not good for man to be alone, preserve me from the more prodigious
+monstrosity of being never by myself! I forget bed-time, but even
+there these sociable frogs clamber up to annoy me. Once a week,
+generally some singular evening that, being alone, I go to bed at the
+hour I ought always to be a-bed; just close to my bed-room window is
+the club-room of a public-house, where a set of singers, I take them
+to be chorus singers of the two theatres (it must be _both of them_),
+begin their orgies. They are a set of fellows (as I conceive) who,
+being limited by their talents to the burthen of the song at the
+play-houses, in revenge have got the common popular airs by Bishop, or
+some cheap composer, arranged for choruses, that is, to be sung all in
+chorus. At least, I never can catch any of the text of the plain song,
+nothing but the Babylonish choral howl at the tail on't. 'That fury
+being quench'd'--the howl I mean--a burden succeeds of shouts and
+clapping, and knocking of the table. At length overtasked nature drops
+under it, and escapes for a few hours into the society of the sweet
+silent creatures of dreams, which go away with mocks and mows at
+cockcrow. And then I think of the words Christabel's father used
+(bless me, I have dipt in the wrong ink!) to say every morning by way
+of variety when he awoke:
+
+ Every knell, the Baron saith,
+ Wakes us up to a world of death--
+
+or something like it. All I mean by this senseless interrupted tale,
+is, that by my central situation I am a little over-companied. Not
+that I have any animosity against the good creatures that are so
+anxious to drive away the harpy solitude from me. I like 'em, and
+cards, and a cheerful glass; but I mean merely to give you an idea
+between office confinement and after-office society, how little time
+I can call my own. I mean only to draw a picture, not to make an
+inference. I would not that I know of have it otherwise. I only wish
+sometimes I could exchange some of my faces and voices for the faces
+and voices which a late visitation brought most welcome, and carried
+away, leaving regret, but more pleasure, even a kind of gratitude, at
+being so often favoured with that kind northern visitation. My London
+faces and noises don't hear me--I mean no disrespect, or I should
+explain myself, that instead of their return 220 times a year, and
+the return of W.W., &c., seven times in 104 weeks, some more equal
+distribution might be found. I have scarce room to put in Mary's kind
+love, and my poor name ...--goes on lecturing.... I mean to hear some
+of the course, but lectures are not much to my taste, whatever the
+lecturer may be. If _read_, they are dismal flat, and you can't think
+why you are brought together to hear a man read his works, which you
+could read so much better at leisure yourself; if delivered extempore,
+I am always in pain, lest the gift of utterance should suddenly fail
+the orator in the middle, as it did me at the dinner given in honour
+of me at the London Tavern. 'Gentlemen,' said I, and there I stopped;
+the rest my feelings were under the necessity of supplying. Mrs.
+Wordsworth _will_ go on, kindly haunting us with visions of seeing the
+lakes once more, which never can be realised. Between us there is a
+great gulf, not of inexplicable moral antipathies and distances, I
+hope, as there seemed to be between me and that gentleman concerned
+in the Stamp Office, that I so strangely recoiled from at Haydon's. I
+think I had an instinct that he was the head of an office. I hate all
+such people--accountants' deputy accountants. The dear abstract notion
+of the East India Company, as long as she is unseen, is pretty, rather
+poetical; but as she makes herself manifest by the persons of such
+beasts, I loathe and detest her as the scarlet what-do-you-call-her
+of Babylon. I thought, after abridging us of all our red-letter days,
+they had done their worst; but I was deceived in the length to which
+heads of offices, those true liberty-haters, can go. They are the
+tyrants; not Ferdinand, nor Nero. By a decree passed this week, they
+have abridged us of the immemorially-observed custom of going at one
+o'clock of a Saturday, the little shadow of a holiday left us. Dear
+W.W., be thankful for liberty.
+
+
+
+To SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE
+
+_The famous pigling_
+
+
+9 _March_, 1822.
+
+DEAR COLERIDGE,
+
+It gives me great satisfaction to hear that the pig turned out so
+well: they are such interesting creatures at a certain age. What a
+pity such buds should blow out into the maturity of rank bacon! You
+had all some of the crackling and brain sauce. Did you remember to rub
+it with butter, and gently dredge it a little, just before the crisis?
+Did the eyes come away kindly with no Oedipean avulsion? Was the
+crackling the colour of the ripe pomegranate? Had you no complement of
+boiled neck of mutton before it, to blunt the edge of delicate desire?
+Did you flesh maiden teeth in it? Not that _I_ sent the pig, or can
+form the remotest guess what part Owen could play in the business. I
+never knew him give anything away in my life. He would not begin with
+strangers. I suspect the pig, after all, was meant for me; but at the
+unlucky juncture of time being absent, the present somehow went round
+to Highgate. To confess an honest truth, a pig is one of those things
+which I could never think of sending away. Teal, widgeon, snipes,
+barn-door fowls, ducks, geese--your tame villatic things--Welsh
+mutton, collars of brawn, sturgeon, fresh or pickled, your potted
+char, Swiss cheeses, French pies, early grapes, muscadines, I impart
+as freely unto my friends as to myself. They are but self extended,
+but pardon me if I stop somewhere. Where the fine feeling of
+benevolence giveth a higher smack than the sensual rarity, there my
+friends (or any good man) may command me; but pigs are pigs, and
+I myself therein am nearest to myself. Nay, I should think it an
+affront, an undervaluing done to Nature who bestowed such a boon upon
+me, if in a churlish mood I parted with the precious gift. One of the
+bitterest pangs of remorse I ever felt was when a child--when my kind
+old aunt had strained her pocket-strings to bestow a sixpenny
+whole plum-cake upon me. In my way home through the Borough I met a
+venerable old man, not a mendicant, but thereabouts; a look-beggar,
+not a verbal petitionist; and in the coxcombry of taught charity I
+gave away the cake to him. I walked on a little in all the pride of an
+Evangelical peacock, when of a sudden my old aunt's kindness crossed
+me; the sum it was to her; the pleasure she had a right to expect
+that I--not the old impostor--should take in eating her cake; the
+ingratitude by which, under the colour of a Christian virtue, I had
+frustrated her cherished purpose. I sobbed, wept, and took it to
+heart so grievously, that I think I never suffered the like; and I was
+right. It was a piece of unfeeling hypocrisy, and it proved a lesson
+to me ever after. The cake has long been masticated, consigned to
+the dunghill with the ashes of that unseasonable pauper. But when
+Providence, who is better to us than all our aunts, gives me a pig,
+remembering my temptation and my fall, I shall endeavour to act
+towards it more in the spirit of the donor's purpose.
+
+Yours (short of pig) to command in every thing.
+
+
+
+To BERNARD BARTON
+
+_A blessing in disguise_
+
+
+9 _Jan_. 1823.
+
+'Throw yourself on the world without any rational plan of support,
+beyond what the chance employ of booksellers would afford you'!!!
+
+Throw yourself rather, my dear sir, from the steep Tarpeian rock,
+slap-dash headlong upon iron spikes. If you have but five consolatory
+minutes between the desk and the bed, make much of them, and live a
+century in them, rather than turn slave to the booksellers. They are
+Turks and Tartars when they have poor authors at their beck. Hitherto
+you have been at arm's length from them. Come not within their grasp.
+I have known many authors want for bread, some repining, others
+envying the blessed security of a counting-house, all agreeing they
+had rather have been tailors, weavers--what not? rather than the
+things they were. I have known some starved, some to go mad, one dear
+friend literally dying in a workhouse. You know not what a rapacious,
+dishonest set these booksellers are. Ask even Southey, who (a single
+case almost) has made a fortune by book-drudgery, what he has found
+them. Oh, you know not, may you never know, the miseries of subsisting
+by authorship! 'Tis a pretty appendage to a situation like yours or
+mine; but a slavery, worse than all slavery, to be a bookseller's
+dependant, to drudge your brains for pots of ale, and breasts of
+mutton, _to change your_ FREE THOUGHTS _and_ VOLUNTARY NUMBERS _for
+ungracious_ TASK-WORK. Those fellows hate _us_. The reason I take to
+be, that contrary to other trades, in which the master gets all the
+credit (a jeweller or silversmith for instance,) and the journeyman,
+who really does the fine work, is in the background: in _our_ work
+the world gives all the credit to us, whom _they_ consider as _their_
+journeymen, and therefore do they hate us, and cheat us, and oppress
+us, and would wring the blood of us out, to put another sixpence in
+their mechanic pouches!...
+
+Keep to your bank, and the bank will keep you. Trust not to the
+public; you may hang, starve, drown yourself, for anything that worthy
+_personage_ cares. I bless every star, that Providence, not seeing
+good to make me independent, has seen it next good to settle me upon
+the stable foundation of Leadenhall. Sit down, good B.B., in the
+banking-office: what! is there not from six to eleven p.m. six days
+in the week, and is there not all Sunday? Fie, what a superfluity
+of man's time, if you could think so! Enough for relaxation, mirth,
+converse, poetry, good thoughts, quiet thoughts. O the corroding,
+torturing, tormenting thoughts, that disturb the brain of the unlucky
+wight who must draw upon it for daily sustenance! Henceforth I retract
+all my fond complaints of mercantile employment; look upon them as
+lover's quarrels. I was but half in earnest. Welcome dead timber
+of the desk, that makes me live. A little grumbling is a wholesome
+medicine for the spleen, but in my inner heart do I approve and
+embrace this our close, but unharassing way of life. I am quite
+serious. If you can send me Fox, I will not keep it _six weeks_, and
+will return it, with warm thanks to yourself and friend, without blot
+or dog's-ear. You will much oblige me by this kindness.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_A cold_
+
+
+9 _Jan_. 1824.
+
+DEAR B.B.,
+
+Do you know what it is to succumb under an insurmountable
+day-mare,--'a whoreson lethargy', Falstaff calls it,--an indisposition
+to do anything, or to be anything,--a total deadness and distaste,--a
+suspension of vitality,--an indifference to locality,--a numb,
+soporifical, good-for-nothingness,--an ossification all over,--an
+oyster-like insensibility to the passing events,--a mind-stupor,--a
+brawny defiance to the needles of a thrusting-in conscience? Did you
+ever have a very bad cold, with a total irresolution to submit to
+water-gruel processes? This has been for many weeks my lot, and my
+excuse; my fingers drag heavily over this paper, and to my thinking it
+is three-and-twenty furlongs from here to the end of this demi-sheet.
+I have not a thing to say; no thing is of more importance than
+another; I am flatter than a denial or a pancake; emptier than Judge
+----'s wig when the head is in it; duller than a country stage when
+the actors are off it; a cipher, an O! I acknowledge life at all, only
+by an occasional convulsional cough, and a permanent phlegmatic pain
+in the chest. I am weary of the world; life is weary of me. My day is
+gone into twilight, and I don't think it worth the expense of candles.
+My wick hath a thief in it, but I can't muster courage to snuff it.
+I inhale suffocation; I can't distinguish veal from mutton; nothing
+interests me. 'Tis twelve o'clock, and Thurtell is just now coming out
+upon the New Drop, Jack Ketch alertly tucking up his greasy sleeves
+to do the last office of mortality, yet cannot I elicit a groan or
+a moral reflection. If you told me the world will be at an end
+to-morrow, I should just say, 'Will it?' I have not volition enough
+left to dot my _i's_, much less to comb my eyebrows; my eyes are
+set in my head; my brains are gone out to see a poor relation in
+Moorflelds, and they did not say when they'd come back again; my skull
+is a Grub Street attic to let--not so much as a joint stool left in
+it; my hand writes, not I, from habit, as chickens run about a
+little, when their heads are off. O for a vigorous fit of gout, colic,
+toothache,--an earwig in my auditory, a fly in my visual organs; pain
+is life--the sharper, the more evidence of life; but this apathy, this
+death! Did you ever have an obstinate cold,--a six or seven weeks'
+unintermitting chill and suspension of hope, fear, conscience, and
+every thing? Yet do I try all I can to cure it; I try wine, and
+spirits, and smoking, and snuff in unsparing quantities, but they all
+only seem to make me worse instead of better. I sleep in a damp room,
+but it does me no good; I come home late o' nights, but do not find
+any visible amendment!...
+
+It is just fifteen minutes after twelve; Thurtell is by this time
+a good way on his journey, baiting at Scorpion perhaps; Ketch is
+bargaining for his cast coat and waistcoat; the Jew demurs at first at
+three half-crowns, but, on consideration that he may get somewhat by
+showing 'em in the town, finally closes.
+
+
+
+
+WILLIAM HAZLITT
+
+1778-1830
+
+
+
+To Miss Sarah Stoddart
+
+_A love-letter_
+
+
+Tuesday night [_Jan._ 1808].
+
+MY DEAR LOVE,
+
+Above a week has passed, and I have received no letter--not one of
+those letters 'in which I live, or have no life at all'. What is
+become of you? Are you married, hearing that I was dead (for so it has
+been reported)? Or are you gone into a nunnery? Or are you fallen in
+love with some of the amorous heroes of Boccaccio? Which of them is
+it? Is it with Chynon, who was transformed from a clown into a lover,
+and learned to spell by the force of beauty? Or with Lorenzo, the
+lover of Isabella, whom her three brethren hated (as your brother does
+me), who was a merchant's clerk? Or with Federigo Alberigi, an honest
+gentleman, who ran through his fortune, and won his mistress by
+cooking a fair falcon for her dinner, though it was the only means he
+had left of getting a dinner for himself? This last is the man; and
+I am the more persuaded of it, because I think I won your good liking
+myself by giving you an entertainment--of sausages, when I had no
+money to buy them with. Nay now, never deny it! Did I not ask your
+consent that very night after, and did you not give it? Well, I should
+be confoundedly jealous of those fine gallants, if I did not know that
+a living dog is better than a dead lion; though, now I think of it,
+Boccaccio does not in general make much of his lovers: it is his women
+who are so delicious. I almost wish I had lived in those times, and
+had been a little _more amiable_. Now if a woman had written the book,
+it would not have had this effect upon me: the men would have been
+heroes and angels, and the women nothing at all. Isn't there some
+truth in that? Talking of departed loves, I met my old flame the other
+day in the street. I did dream of her _one_ night since, and only one:
+every other night I have had the same dream I have had for these two
+months past. Now, if you are at all reasonable, this will satisfy you.
+
+_Thursday morning_. The book is come. When I saw it I thought you had
+sent it back in a _huff_, tired out by my sauciness, and _coldness_,
+and delays, and were going to keep an account of dimities and sayes,
+or to salt pork and chronicle small beer as the dutiful wife of some
+fresh-looking, rural swain; so that you cannot think how surprised
+and pleased I was to find them all done. I liked your note as well or
+better than the extracts; it is just such a note as such a nice rogue
+as you ought to write after the _provocation_ you had received. I
+would not give a pin for a girl 'whose cheeks never tingle', nor for
+myself if I could not make them tingle sometimes. Now, though I am
+always writing to you about 'lips and noses', and such sort of stuff,
+yet as I sit by my fireside (which I do generally eight or ten hours a
+day), I oftener think of you in a serious, sober light. For, indeed,
+I never love you so well as when I think of sitting down with you to
+dinner on a boiled scrag-end of mutton, and hot potatoes. You please
+my fancy more then than when I think of you in--no, you would never
+forgive me if I were to finish the sentence. Now I think of it, what
+do you mean to be dressed in when we are married? But it does not much
+matter! I wish you would let your hair grow; though perhaps nothing
+will be better than 'the same air and look with which at first my
+heart was took'. But now to business. I mean soon to call upon your
+brother _in form_, namely, as soon as I get quite well, which I hope
+to do in about another _fortnight_; and then I hope you will come up
+by the coach as fast as the horses can carry you, for I long mightily
+to be in your ladyship's presence--to vindicate my character. I think
+you had better sell the small house, I mean that at 4.10, and I will
+borrow L100. So that we shall set off merrily in spite of all the
+prudence of Edinburgh. Goodbye, little dear!
+
+
+
+TO HIS SON
+
+_Marriage, and the choice of a profession_
+
+
+[1822.]
+
+... If you ever marry, I would wish you to marry the woman you like.
+Do not be guided by the recommendations of friends. Nothing will
+atone for or overcome an original distaste. It will only increase from
+intimacy; and if you are to live separate, it is better not to come
+together. There is no use in dragging a chain through life, unless
+it binds one to the object we love. Choose a mistress from among your
+equals. You will be able to understand her character better, and she
+will be more likely to understand yours. Those in an inferior station
+to yourself will doubt your good intentions, and misapprehend your
+plainest expressions. All that you swear is to them a riddle or
+downright nonsense. You cannot by any possibility translate your
+thoughts into their dialect. They will be ignorant of the meaning of
+half you say, and laugh at the rest. As mistresses, they will have no
+sympathy with you; and as wives, you can have none with them.
+
+Women care nothing about poets, or philosophers, or politicians. They
+go by a man's looks and manner. Richardson calls them 'an eye-judging
+sex'; and I am sure he knew more about them than I can pretend to do.
+If you run away with a pedantic notion that they care a pin's point
+about your head or your heart, you will repent it too late....
+
+If I were to name one pursuit rather than another, I should wish you
+to be a good painter, if such a thing could be hoped. I have failed in
+this myself, and should wish you to be able to do what I have not--to
+paint like Claude, or Rembrandt, or Guido, or Vandyke, if it were
+possible. Artists, I think, who have succeeded in their chief object,
+live to be old, and are agreeable old men. Their minds keep alive
+to the last. Cosway's spirits never flagged till after ninety; and
+Nollekens, though nearly blind, passed all his mornings in giving
+directions about some group or bust in his workshop. You have seen Mr.
+Northcote, that delightful specimen of the last age. With what avidity
+he takes up his pencil, or lays it down again to talk of numberless
+things! His eye has not lost its lustre, nor 'paled its ineffectual
+fire'. His body is but a shadow: he himself is a pure spirit. There is
+a kind of immortality about this sort of ideal and visionary existence
+that dallies with Fate and baffles the grim monster, Death. If I
+thought you could make as clever an artist, and arrive at such an
+agreeable old age as Mr. Northcote, I should declare at once for your
+devoting yourself to this enchanting profession; and in that reliance,
+should feel less regret at some of my own disappointments, and little
+anxiety on your account!
+
+
+
+To CHARLES COWDEN CLARKE
+
+_The Life of Napoleon_
+
+
+7 _Dec_. [1827].
+
+DEAR SIR,
+
+I thought all the world agreed with me at present that Buonaparte was
+better than the Bourbons, or that a tyrant was better than tyranny.
+In my opinion, no one of an understanding above the rank of a lady's
+waiting-maid could ever have doubted this, though I alone said it ten
+years ago. It might be impolicy then and now for what I know, for the
+world stick to an opinion in appearance long after they have given it
+up in reality. I should like to know whether the preface is thought
+impolitic by some one who agrees with me in the main point, or by some
+one who differs with me and makes this excuse not to have his opinion
+contradicted? In Paris (_jubes regina renovare dolorem_) the preface
+was thought a masterpiece, the best and only possible defence of
+Buonaparte, and quite new _there_! It would be an impertinence in me
+to write a Life of Buonaparte after Sir W. without some such object as
+that expressed in the preface. After all, I do not care a _damn_ about
+the preface. It will get me on four pages somewhere else. Shall I
+retract my opinion altogether, and forswear my own book? Rayner is
+right to cry out: I think I have tipped him fair and foul copy, a lean
+rabbit and a fat one. The remainder of vol. ii will be ready to go on
+with, but not the beginning of the third. The appendixes had better
+be at the end of the second vol. Pray get them if you can: you have my
+Sieyes, have you not? One of them is there. I have been nearly in the
+other world. My regret was 'to die and leave the world "rough" copy'.
+Otherwise I had thought of an epitaph and a good end. Hic jacent
+reliquiae mortales Gulielmi Hazlitt, auctoris non intelligibilis:
+natus Maidstoniae in comi [ta] tu Cantiae, Apr. 10, 1778. Obiit
+Winterslowe, Dec., 1827. I think of writing an epistle to C. Lamb,
+Esq., to say that I have passed near the shadowy world, and have had
+new impressions of the vanity of this, with hopes of a better. Don't
+you think this would be good policy? Don't mention it to the severe
+author of the '_Press_', a poem, but me thinks the idea _arridet_
+Hone. He would give sixpence to see me floating, upon a pair of
+borrowed wings, half way between heaven and earth, and edifying
+the good people at my departure, whom I shall only scandalize by
+remaining. At present my study and contemplation is the leg of a
+stewed fowl. I have behaved like a saint, and been obedient to orders.
+
+_Non fit pugil_, &c., I got a violent spasm by walking fifteen miles
+in the mud, and getting into a coach with an old lady who would have
+the window open. Delicacy, moderation, complaisance, the _suaviter in
+modo_, whisper it about, my dear Clarke, these are my faults and have
+been my ruin.
+
+
+
+
+LEIGH HUNT
+
+1784-1859
+
+
+
+To JOSEPH SEVERN
+
+_A belated letter_[1]
+
+
+Vale of Health, Hampstead, 8 _March_, 1821
+
+DEAR SEVERN,
+
+You have concluded, of course, that I have sent no letters to Rome,
+because I was aware of the effect they would have on Keats's mind; and
+this is the principal cause; for, besides what I have been told about
+letters in Italy, I remember his telling me upon one occasion that, in
+his sick moments, he never wished to receive another letter, or ever
+to see another face, however friendly. But still I should have written
+to you, had I not been almost at death's door myself. You will imagine
+how ill I have been, when you hear that I have but just begun writing
+again for the _Examiner_ and _Indicator_, after an interval of
+several months, during which my flesh wasted from me with sickness
+and melancholy. Judge how often I thought of Keats, and with what
+feelings. Mr. Brown tells me he is comparatively calm now, or rather
+quite so. If he can bear to hear of us, pray tell him; but he knows it
+already, and can put it in better language than any man. I hear that
+he does not like to be told that he may get better; nor is it to
+be wondered at, considering his firm persuasion that he shall not
+survive. He can only regard it as a puerile thing, and an insinuation
+that he shall die. But if his persuasion should happen to be no longer
+so strong, or if he can now put up with attempts to console him, of
+what I have said a thousand times, and what I still (upon my honour)
+think always, that I have seen too many instances of recovery from
+apparently desperate cases of consumption not to be in hope to the
+very last. If he still cannot bear this, tell him--tell that great
+poet and noble-hearted man--that we shall all bear his memory in the
+most precious part of our hearts, and that the world shall bow their
+heads to it, as our loves do. Or if this, again, will trouble his
+spirit, tell him that we shall never cease to remember and love him;
+and that, Christian or infidel, the most sceptical of us has faith
+enough in the high things that nature puts into our heads, to think
+all who are of one accord in mind or heart are journeying to one and
+the same place, and shall unite somewhere or other again, face to
+face, mutually conscious, mutually delighted. Tell him he is only
+before us on the road, as he is in everything else; or, whether you
+tell him the latter or no, tell him the former, and add that we shall
+never forget that he was so, and that we are coming after him. The
+tears are again in my eyes, and I must not afford to shed them. The
+next letter I write shall be more to yourself, and more refreshing to
+your spirits, which we are very sensible must have been greatly taxed.
+But whether your friend dies or not, it will not be among the least
+lofty of your recollections by-and-by that you helped to smooth the
+sick-bed of so fine a being. God bless you, dear Severn.
+
+[Footnote 1: Keats died in February.]
+
+
+
+To PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY
+
+_Outpourings of gratitude_
+
+
+Stonehouse, near Plymouth, 26 _March_, 1822.
+
+MY DEAREST FRIEND,
+
+Your letters always contain something delightful to me, whatever news
+they bring.
+
+ Surgit _amici_ aliquid, quod in ipsis _nubibus_
+ _ardet_.
+
+But I confess your latter ones have greatly relieved me on the subject
+you speak of. They only make me long, with an extreme Homeric longing,
+to be at Pisa,--I mean such an one as Achilles felt when he longed to
+be with his father,--sharp in his very limbs. We have secured a ship,
+the _David Walter_, which will call for us here, and sets sail
+from London in a fortnight. I have written by to-day's post with
+intelligence of it to Mrs. Fletcher, enclosing her the letter, and
+giving her the option of going on board in London, or here. I need not
+say we shall attend to her comforts in every respect. The same post
+also carries a letter to Mr. Gisborne, stating your wishes, and
+wonders respecting _Adonais_. If it is not published before I leave
+England, I will publish my criticism upon the Pisa copy,--a criticism
+which I think you will like. I take the opportunity of showing the
+public why Gifford's review spoke so bitterly of _Prometheus_, and
+why it pretends that the most metaphysical passage of your most
+metaphysical poem is a specimen of the clearness of your general
+style. The wretched priest-like cunning and undertoned malignity of
+that review of _Prometheus_ is indeed a homage paid to qualities which
+can so provoke it. The _Quarterly_ pretends now, that it never meddles
+with you personally,--of course it never did! For this, _Blackwood_
+cries out upon it, contrasting its behaviour in those delicate matters
+with its own! This is better and better, and the public seem to think
+so; for these things, depend upon it, are getting better understood
+every day, and shall be better and better understood every day to
+come. One circumstance which helps to reconcile me to having been
+detained on this coast, is the opportunity it has given me to make
+your works speak for themselves wherever I could; and you are in high
+lustre, I assure you, with the most intelligent circles in Plymouth,
+[Greek: astaer epsos]. I have, indeed, been astonished to find
+how well prepared people of intelligence are to fall in with your
+aspirations, and despise the mistakes and rascally instincts of your
+calumniators. This place, for instance, abounds in _schoolmasters_,
+who appear, to a man, to be liberal to an extreme and esoterical
+degree. And such, there is reason to believe, is the case over the
+greater part of the kingdom, greatly, no doubt, owing to political
+causes. Think of the consequences of this with the rising generation.
+I delight in _Adonais_. It is the most Delphic poetry I have seen
+a long while; full of those embodyings of the most subtle and airy
+imaginations,--those arrestings and explanations of the most shadowy
+yearnings of our being--which are the most difficult of all things
+to put into words, and the most delightful when put. I do not know
+whether you are aware how fond I am of your song on the Skylark; but
+you ought, if Ollier sent you a copy of the enlarged _Calendar_
+_of Nature_, which he published separately under the title of the
+_Months_. I tell you this, because I have not done half or a twentieth
+part of what I ought to have done to make your writings properly
+appreciated. But I intended to do more every day, and now that I am
+coming to you, I shall be _totus_ in you and yours! For all good, and
+healthy, and industrious things, I will do such wonders, that I shall
+begin to believe I make some remote approach to something like a
+return for your kindness. Yet how can that be? At all events, I hope
+we shall all be the better for one another's society. Marianne, poor
+dear girl, is still very ailing and weak, but stronger upon the whole,
+she thinks, than when she first left London, and quite prepared and
+happy to set off on her spring voyage. She sends you part of her best
+love. I told her I supposed I must answer Marina's letter for her, but
+she is quite grand on the occasion, and vows she will do it herself,
+which, I assure you, will be the first time she has written a letter
+for many months. Ask Marina if she will be charitable, and write one
+to me. I will undertake to answer it with one double as long. But what
+am I talking about, when the captain speaks of sailing in a fortnight?
+I was led astray by her delightful letter to Marianne about walks, and
+duets, and violets, and ladies like violets. Am I indeed to see and
+be in the midst of all these beautiful things, ladies like lilies not
+excepted? And do the men in Italy really leave ladies to walk in those
+very amiable dry ditches by themselves? Oh! for a few strides, like
+those of Neptune, when he went from some place to some other place,
+and 'did it in three!' Dear Shelley, I am glad my letter to Lord B.
+pleased you, though I do not know why you should so thank me for it.
+But you are ingenious in inventing claims for me upon your affection.
+
+
+
+To HORACE SMITH
+
+_Shelley's death_
+
+
+Pisa, 25 _July_, 1822.
+
+Dear Horace,
+
+I trust that the first news of the dreadful calamity which has
+befallen us here will have been broken to you by report, otherwise I
+shall come upon you with a most painful abruptness; but Shelley, my
+divine-minded friend, your friend, the friend of the universe, he has
+perished at sea. He was in a boat with his friend Captain Williams,
+going from Leghorn to Lerici, when a storm arose, and it is supposed
+the boat must have foundered. It was on the 8th instant, about four
+or five in the evening, they guess. A fisherman says he saw the boat
+a few minutes before it went down: he looked again and it was gone. He
+saw the boy they had with them aloft furling one of the sails. We hope
+his story is true, as their passage from life to death will then have
+been short; and what adds to the hope is, that in S's pocket (for the
+bodies were both thrown on shore some days afterwards,--conceive our
+horrible certainty, after trying all we could to hope!) a copy of
+Keats's last volume, which he had borrowed of me to read on his
+passage, was found _open_ and doubled back as if it had been thrust
+in, in the hurry of a surprise. God bless him! I cannot help thinking
+of him as if he were alive as much as ever, so unearthly he always
+appeared to me, and so seraphical a thing of the elements; and this
+is what all his friends say. But what we all feel, your own heart will
+tell you....
+
+It has been often feared that Shelley and Captain Williams would meet
+with some accident, they were so hazardous; but when they set out on
+the 8th, in the morning it was fine. Our dear friend was passionately
+fond of the sea, and has been heard to say he should like it to be his
+death-bed....
+
+
+
+To MRS. PROCTER
+
+_Accepting an invitation_
+
+
+5 York Buildings, 13 _March_ [1831].
+
+MY DEAR MRS. PROCTER (for Madam, somehow, is
+ not the thing),
+
+I am most pleased to be reminded of my promise, which I must have made
+if you say I did. I suppose I have been coming to keep it ever since;
+but it is a long road from sorrow to joy, and one is apt to get
+confused on the road. Do you know your letter brought the tears into
+my eyes? I hardly know why, unless it was that I saw Procter had been
+pouring his kind heart into yours, and you said:--'We must have him
+here instead of the coffee-house, and plant him by the fire, and warm
+him like a stray bird till he sings.' But indeed a kind word affects
+me where many a hard thump does not. Nevertheless, you must not tell
+this, except to the very masculine or feminine; though if you do not
+take it as a compliment to yourself,--I mean the confession of
+my weakness,--why, you are not Procter's wife, nor Mrs. Montagu's
+daughter, nor she who wrote the letter this morning to a poor battered
+author.
+
+PS. I eat any plain joint, of the plainer order, beef or mutton:--and
+you know I care for nothing at dinner, so that it does not hurt me.
+Friends' company is the thing.
+
+
+
+To A FRIEND
+
+_Offence and punishment_
+
+
+Wimbledon, 11 and 12 _August_, 1846.
+
+... I find I made a great confusion of my _portion_ of the legal
+expenses incurred by the _Examiner_, with the _whole_ of them. That
+portion only amounted to L750, the whole being L1500. Of this L750 out
+of my pocket (which was quite enough), L250 went to pay for
+expenses (counsel, &c.) attendant on the _failure_ of two Government
+prosecutions,--one for saying (_totidem verbis_) that 'of all monarchs
+since the Revolution, the successor of George III would have the
+finest opportunity of becoming nobly popular'; (think, nowadays,
+of being prosecuted for _that_!) and the other for copying from the
+_Stamford News_ the paragraph against military flogging, alluded to
+the other day in the _Daily News_. (Think, now, this moment, of being
+prosecuted for _That_!) The L500 fine and two years' imprisonment was
+for ludicrously contrasting the _Morning Post's_ picture of the Regent
+as an 'Adonis', &c. with the old and real fat state of the case, and
+for adding that his Royal Highness had lived for 'upwards of half
+a century without doing anything to deserve the admiration of his
+contemporaries or the gratitude of posterity'. Words to that effect,
+and I believe better,--but I do not quite remember them. They might be
+easily ascertained by reference to Peel's Coffee-house, and the words
+of the _Post_, too.
+
+Besides the fine, my imprisonment cost me several hundred pounds (I
+can't exactly say how many) in monstrous _douceurs_ to the gaoler
+for _liberty to walk in the garden_, for help towards getting me
+permission to fit up rooms in the sick hospital, and for fitting
+up said rooms, or rather converting them from sorts of
+washhouses, hitherto uninhabited and unfloored, into comfortable
+apartments,--which I did too expensively,--at least as far as papering
+the sitting-room with a trellis of roses went, and having my ceiling
+painted to imitate an out-of-door sky. No notice, however, could
+be taken, I suppose, of any of _this_ portion of the expenses,
+governments having nothing to do with the secret corruptions of
+gaolers or the pastorals of incarcerated poets: otherwise the
+prosecutions cost me altogether a good bit beyond a thousand pounds.
+
+But perhaps it might be mentioned that I went to prison from all but
+a sick bed, having been just ordered by the physician _to go to the
+seaside_, and _ride_ for the benefit of my health (pleasing dramatic
+contrast to the _verdict_!). I also declined, as I told you, to try
+avoiding the imprisonment by the help of Perry's offer of the famous
+secret 'Book'; and I further declined (as I think I also told you)
+to avail myself of an offer on the part of a royal agent (made, of
+course, in the guarded, though obvious manner in which such offers are
+conveyed), to drop the prosecution, provided we would agree to
+drop all future hostile mention of the Regent. But of this, too,
+governments could not be expected to take notice--perhaps would regard
+it as an addition to the offence. This, however, I must add, that the
+whole attack on the Regent was owing, not merely to the nonsense of
+the _Post_, but to his violation of those promises of conceding the
+Catholic claims, to which his princely word stood pledged. The subject
+of the article was the '_Dinner on St. Patrick's day_'. All the Whig
+world was indignant at that violation; so were the Irish, of course,
+_vehemently_; and it was on the spur of this publicly indignant
+movement that I wrote what I did,--as angrily and as much in earnest
+in the serious part of what I said as I was derisive in the rest.
+I did not care for any factious object, nor was I what is called
+anti-monarchical. I didn't know Cobbett, or Henry Hunt, or any
+demagogue, _even by sight_, except Sir Francis Burdett, and him
+by sight alone. Nor did I ever see, or speak a word with them,
+afterwards. I knew nothing, in fact, of politics themselves, except in
+some of those large and, as it appeared to me, obvious phases, which,
+at all events, _have since become obvious to most people_, and in
+fighting for which (if a man can be said to fight for a 'phase'!) I
+suffered all that Tories could inflict upon me,--by expenses in law
+and calumnies in literature;--reform, Catholic claims, free
+trade, abolition of flogging, right of free speech, as opposed by
+attorneys-general. I was, in fact, all the while nothing but a poetic
+student, appearing in politics once a week, but given up entirely to
+letters almost all the rest of it, and loving nothing so much as a
+book and a walk in the fields. I was precisely the sort of person, in
+these respects, which I am at this moment. As to George the Fourth, I
+aided, years afterwards, in publicly wishing him well--'years having
+brought the philosophic mind'. I believe I even expressed regret at
+not having given him the excuses due to all human beings (the passage,
+I take it, is in the book which Colburn called _Lord Byron and his
+Contemporaries_); _and when I consider that Moore has been pensioned,
+not only in spite of all his libels on him, but perhaps by very reason
+of their Whig partisanship, I should think it hard to be refused a
+pension purely because I openly suffered for what I had earnestly
+said_. I knew George the Fourth's physician, Sir William Knighton,
+who had been mine before I was imprisoned (it was _not_ he who was the
+royal agent alluded to); and, if my memory does not deceive me, Sir
+William told me that George had been gratified by the book above
+mentioned. Perhaps he had found out, by Sir William's help, that I was
+not an ill-natured man, or one who could not outlive what was
+mistaken in himself or resentful in others. As to my opinions about
+Governments, the bad conduct of the Allies, and of Napoleon, and the
+old Bourbons, certainly made them waver as to what might be ultimately
+best, monarchy or republicanism; but they ended in favour of their
+old predilections; and no man, for a long while, has been less a
+republican than myself, monarchies and courts appearing to me salutary
+for the good and graces of mankind, and Americanisms anything but
+either. But nobody, I conceive, that knew my writings, or heard of me
+truly from others, ever took me for a republican. William the Fourth
+saw or heard nothing of me to hinder his letting Lord Melbourne give
+me L200 out of the Royal Fund. Queen Victoria gave me another,
+through the same kind friend. She also went twice to see my play; and
+everybody knows how I praise and love her. _I do not think, therefore,
+in reference to the pension, that the public would care twopence about
+George the Fourth, one way or the other; or that if any remembered the
+case at all, they would connect the pension in the least with anything
+about him, but attribute it solely to the Queen's and Minister's
+goodness, and the wants of a sincere and not undeserving man of
+letters, distinguished for his loyal attachment_. I certainly think
+the L500 fine ought not to have been taken out of my pocket, or the
+other two L125 either; and I think also, that a liberal Whig minister
+might reasonably and _privately_ think some compensation on those
+accounts due to me. _I have been fighting his own fight from first to
+last, and helping to prepare matters for his triumph_. But still the
+above, in my opinion, is what the public would think of the matter,
+_and my friends of the press could lay it entirely to the literary
+account_.
+
+
+
+
+GEORGE GORDON NOEL,
+ LORD BYRON
+
+1788-1824
+
+
+
+To MR. HODGSON
+
+_Travel in Portugal_
+
+
+Lisbon, 16 _July_, 1809.
+
+Thus far have we pursued our route, and seen all sorts of marvellous
+sights, palaces, convents, &c.,--which, being to be heard in my friend
+Hobhouse's forthcoming Book of Travels, I shall not anticipate by
+smuggling any account whatsoever to you in a private and clandestine
+manner. I must just observe, that the village of Cintra in Estremadura
+is the most beautiful, perhaps, in the world.
+
+I am very happy here, because I loves oranges, and talks bad Latin
+to the monks, who understand it, as it is like their own,--and I goes
+into society (with my pocket pistols), and I swims in the Tagus
+all across at once, and I rides on an ass or a mule, and swears
+Portuguese, and have got bites from the mosquitoes. But what of that?
+Comfort must not be expected by folks that go a-pleasuring.
+
+When the Portuguese are pertinacious, I say '_Carracho_!'--the
+great oath of the grandees, that very well supplies the place of
+'Damme!'--and when dissatisfied with my neighbour, I pronounce
+him '_Ambra di merdo_'. With these two phrases, and a third,'_Avra
+bouro_', which signifieth 'Get an ass', I am universally understood to
+be a person of degree and a master of languages. How merrily we
+lives that travellers be!--if we had food and raiment. But, in sober
+sadness, anything is better than England, and I am infinitely amused
+with my pilgrimage, as far as it has gone.
+
+To-morrow we start to ride post near 400 miles as far as Gibraltar,
+where we embark for Melita and Byzantium. A letter to Malta will find
+me, or to be forwarded, if I am absent. Pray embrace the Drury and
+Dwyer, and all the Ephesians you encounter. I am writing with Butler's
+donative pencil, which makes my bad hand worse. Excuse illegibility.
+
+Hodgson! send me the news, and the deaths and defeats and capital
+crimes and the misfortunes of one's friends; and let us hear of
+literary matters, and the controversies and the criticisms. All this
+will be pleasant--'_Suave mari magno_, &c.' Talking of that, I have
+been sea-sick, and sick of the sea. Adieu.
+
+
+
+TO THOMAS MOORE
+
+_Announces his engagement_
+
+
+Newstead Abbey, 20 _Sept._ 1814.
+
+ Here's to her who long
+ Hath waked the poet's sigh!
+ The girl who gave to song
+ What gold could never buy.
+
+MY DEAR MOORE,
+
+I am going to be married--that is, I am accepted, and one usually
+hopes the rest will follow. My mother of the Gracchi (that _are_ to
+be), _you_ think too strait-laced for me, although the paragon of only
+children, and invested with 'golden opinions of all sorts of men', and
+full of 'most blest conditions' as Desdemona herself. Miss Milbanke
+is the lady, and I have her father's invitation to proceed there in my
+elect capacity,--which, however, I cannot do until I have settled some
+business in London, and got a blue coat.
+
+She is said to be an heiress, but of that I really know nothing
+certainly, and shall not inquire. But I do know, that she has talents
+and excellent qualities; and you will not deny her judgement, after
+having refused six suitors and taken me.
+
+Now, if you have anything to say against this, pray do; my mind's
+made up, positively fixed, determined, and therefore I will listen to
+reason, because now it can do no harm. Things may occur to break it
+off, but I will hope not. In the meantime I tell you (a _secret_, by
+the by,--at least till I know she wishes it to be public) that I have
+proposed and am accepted. You need not be in a hurry to wish me joy,
+for one mayn't be married for months. I am going to town to-morrow,
+but expect to be here, on my way there, within a fortnight.
+
+If this had not happened, I should have gone to Italy. In my way down,
+perhaps you will meet me at Nottingham, and come over with me here.
+I need not say that nothing will give me greater pleasure. I must, of
+course, reform thoroughly; and, seriously, if I can contribute to
+her happiness, I shall secure my own. She is so good a person
+that--that--in short, I wish I was a better.
+
+
+
+TO JOHN MURRAY
+
+_No bid for sweet voices_
+
+
+Venice, 6 _April_, 1819.
+
+The second canto of Don Juan was sent, on Saturday last, by post, in
+four packets, two of four, and two of three sheets each, containing
+in all two hundred and seventeen stanzas, octave measure. But I will
+permit no curtailments.... You shan't make _canticles_ of my cantos.
+The poem will please, if it is lively; if it is stupid, it will fail;
+but I will have none of your damned cutting and slashing. If you
+please, you may publish _anonymously_; it will perhaps be better; but
+I will battle my way against them all, like a porcupine.
+
+So you and Mr. Foscolo, etc., want me to undertake what you call a
+'great work'? an Epic Poem, I suppose or some such pyramid. I'll try
+no such thing; I hate tasks. And then 'seven or eight years'! God send
+us all well this day three months, let alone years. If one's years
+can't be better employed than in sweating poesy, a man had better be a
+ditcher. And works, too!--is _Childe Harold_ nothing? You have so many
+'_divine_' poems, is it nothing to have written a _human_ one? without
+any of your worn-out machinery. Why, man, I could have spun the
+thoughts of the four cantos of that poem into twenty, had I wanted to
+book-make, and its passion into as many modern tragedies. Since you
+want _length_, you shall have enough of _Juan_, for I'll make fifty
+cantos....
+
+Besides, I mean to write my best work in _Italian_, and it will take
+me nine years more thoroughly to master the language; and then if my
+fancy exist, and I exist too, I will try what I _can_ do _really_. As
+to the estimation of the English which you talk of, let them
+calculate what it is worth, before they insult me with their insolent
+condescension.
+
+I have not written for their pleasure. If they are pleased, it is that
+they chose to be so; I have never flattered their opinions, nor their
+pride; nor will I. Neither will I make 'Ladies' books' '_al dilettar
+le femine e la plebe_'. I have written from the fullness of my mind,
+from passion, from impulse, from many motives, but not for their
+'sweet voices'.
+
+I know the precise worth of popular applause, for few scribblers have
+had more of it; and if I chose to swerve into their paths, I could
+retain it, or resume it. But I neither love ye, nor fear ye; and
+though I buy with ye and sell with ye, and talk with ye, I will
+neither eat with ye, drink with ye, nor pray with ye. They made me,
+without my search, a species of popular idol; they, without reason or
+judgement, beyond the caprice of their good pleasure, threw down the
+image from its pedestal; it was not broken with the fall, and they
+would, it seems, again replace it,--but they shall not.
+
+You ask about my health: about the beginning of the year I was in a
+state of great exhaustion ... and I was obliged to reform my 'way of
+life', which was conducting me from the 'yellow leaf' to the ground,
+with all deliberate speed. I am better in health and morals, and very
+much yours, &c.--
+
+PS. I have read Hodgson's '_Friends_'. He is right in defending Pope
+against the bastard pelicans of the poetical winter day, who add
+insult to their parricide, by sucking the blood of the parent of
+English _real_ poetry,--poetry without fault,--and then spurning the
+bosom which fed them.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The cemetery at Bologna_
+
+
+Bologna, 7 _June_, 1819.
+
+... I have been picture-gazing this morning at the famous Domenichino
+and Guido, both of which are superlative. I afterwards went to the
+beautiful cemetery of Bologna, beyond the walls, and found, besides
+the superb burial-ground, an original of a Custode, who reminded me
+of the grave-digger in _Hamlet_. He has a collection of capuchins'
+skulls, labelled on the forehead, and taking down one of them, said,
+'This was Brother Desiderio Berro, who died at forty--one of my best
+friends. I begged his head of his brethren after his decease, and they
+gave it me. I put it in lime, and then boiled it. Here it is, teeth
+and all, in excellent preservation. He was the merriest, cleverest
+fellow I ever knew. Wherever he went, he brought joy; and whenever any
+one was melancholy, the sight of him was enough to make him cheerful
+again. He walked so actively, you might have taken him for a
+dancer--he joked--he laughed--oh! he was such a Frate as I never saw
+before, nor ever shall again!'
+
+He told me that he had himself planted all the cypresses in the
+cemetery; that he had the greatest attachment to them and to his dead
+people; that since 1801 they had buried fifty-three thousand persons.
+In showing some older monuments, there was that of a Roman girl of
+twenty, with a bust by Bernini. She was a princess Bartorini, dead two
+centuries ago: he said that, on opening her grave, they had found
+her hair complete, and 'as yellow as gold'. Some of the epitaphs at
+Ferrara pleased me more than the more splendid monuments at Bologna;
+for instance:--
+
+ '_Martini Luigi
+ Implora pace.'
+ 'Lucrezia Picini
+ Implora eterna quiete_.'
+
+Can anything be more full of pathos? Those few words say all that can
+be said or sought: the dead had had enough of life; all they wanted
+was rest, and this they _implore_! There is all the helplessness,
+and humble hope, and deathlike prayer, that can arise from the
+grave--'_implora pace_'. I hope, whoever may survive me, and shall
+see me put in the foreigners' burying-ground at the Lido, within the
+fortress by the Adriatic, will see those two words, and no more, put
+over me. I trust they won't think of 'pickling, and bringing me home
+to Clod or Blunderbuss Hall'. I am sure my bones would not rest in
+an English grave, or my clay mix with the earth of that country. I
+believe the thought would drive me mad on my deathbed, could I suppose
+that any of my friends would be base enough to convey my carcass back
+to your soil. I would not even feed your worms, if I could help it.
+
+So, as Shakespeare says of Mowbray, the banished Duke of Norfolk, who
+died at Venice (see _Richard II_), that he, after fighting
+
+ Against black Pagans, Turks, and Saracens,
+ And toiled with works of war, retired himself
+ To Italy, and there, at _Venice_, gave
+ His body to that _pleasant_ country's earth,
+ And his pure soul unto his captain, Christ,
+ Under whose colours he had fought so long.
+
+Before I left Venice, I had returned to you your late, and Mr.
+Hobhouse's sheets of _Juan_. Don't wait for further answers from
+me, but address yours to Venice, as usual. I know nothing of my own
+movements; I may return there in a few days, or not for some time.
+All this depends on circumstances. I left Mr. Hoppner very well....
+My daughter Allegra was well too, and is growing pretty; her hair is
+growing darker, and her eyes are blue. Her temper and her ways, Mr.
+Hoppner says, are like mine, as well as her features: she will make,
+in that case, a manageable young lady.
+
+I have never heard anything of Ada, the little Electra of my
+Mycenae.... But there will come a day of reckoning, even if I should
+not live to see it.... What a long letter I have scribbled!
+
+PS. Here, as in Greece, they strew flowers on the tombs. I saw a
+quantity of rose-leaves, and entire roses, scattered over the graves
+at Ferrara. It has the most pleasing effect you can imagine.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_In rebellious mood_
+
+
+Bologna, 24 _Aug_. 1819.
+
+I wrote to you by last post, enclosing a buffooning letter for
+publication, addressed to the buffoon Roberts, who has thought proper
+to tie a canister to his own tail. It was written off-hand, and in the
+midst of circumstances not very favourable to facetiousness, so that
+there may, perhaps, be more bitterness than enough for that sort of
+small acid punch:--you will tell me. Keep the _anonymous_, in any
+case: it helps what fun there may be. But if the matter grow serious
+about _Don Juan_, and you feel _yourself_ in a scrape, or _me_ either,
+_own that I am the author. I_ will never _shrink_, and if _you_ do,
+I can always answer you in the question of Guatimozin to his
+minister--each being on his own coals.
+
+I wish that I had been in better spirits; but I am out of sorts, out
+of nerves, and now and then (I begin to fear) out of my senses. All
+this Italy has done for me, and not England: I defy all you, and your
+climate to boot, to make me mad. But if ever I do really become a
+Bedlamite, and wear a strait waistcoat, let me be brought back among
+you: your people will then be proper company.
+
+I assure you what I here say and feel has nothing to do with England,
+either in a literary or personal point of view. All my present
+pleasures or plagues are as Italian as the opera. And, after all, they
+are but trifles; for all this arises from my 'Dama's' being in the
+country for three days (at Capofiume). But as I could never live but
+for one human being at a time (and, I assure you, _that one_ has never
+been _myself_, as you may know by the consequences, for the _selfish_
+are _successful_ in life), I feel alone and unhappy.
+
+I have sent for my daughter from Venice, and I ride daily, and walk in
+a garden, under a purple canopy of grapes, and sit by a fountain, and
+talk with the gardener of his tools, which seem greater than Adam's,
+and with his wife, and with his son's wife, who is the youngest of the
+party, and, I think, talks best of the three. Then I revisit the Campo
+Santo, and my old friend, the sexton, has two--but _one_ the prettiest
+daughter imaginable; and I amuse myself with contrasting her beautiful
+and innocent face of fifteen with the skulls with which he has peopled
+several cells, and particularly with that of one skull, dated 1766,
+which was once covered (the tradition goes) by the most lovely
+features of Bologna--noble and rich. When I look at these, and at
+this girl--when I think of what _they were_, and what she must be--why
+then, my dear Murray, I won't shock you by saying what I think. It is
+little matter what becomes of us 'bearded men', but I don't like the
+notion of a beautiful woman's lasting less than a beautiful tree--than
+her own picture--her own shadow, which won't change so to the sun
+as her face to the mirror. I must leave off, for my head aches
+consumedly. I have never been quite well since the night of the
+representation of Alfieri's _Mirra_, a fortnight ago.
+
+
+
+To PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY
+
+_A trio of poets_
+
+
+Ravenna, 26 _April_, 1821.
+
+The child continues doing well, and the accounts are regular and
+favourable. It is gratifying to me that you and Mrs. Shelley do not
+disapprove of the step which I have taken, which is merely temporary.
+
+I am very sorry to hear what you say of Keats--is it _actually_ true?
+I did not think criticism had been so killing. Though I differ from
+you essentially in your estimate of his performances, I so much abhor
+all unnecessary pain, that I would rather he had been seated on the
+highest peak of Parnassus than have perished in such a manner. Poor
+fellow! though with such inordinate self-love he would probably
+have not been very happy. I read the review of _Endymion_ in the
+_Quarterly_. It was severe,--but surely not so severe as many reviews
+in that and other journals upon others.
+
+I recollect the effect on me of the _Edinburgh_ on my first poem;
+it was rage, and resistance, and redress--but not despondency nor
+despair. I grant that those are not amiable feelings; but, in this
+world of bustle and broil, and especially in the career of writing,
+a man should calculate upon his powers of _resistance_ before he goes
+into the arena.
+
+ Expect not life from pain nor danger free,
+ Nor deem the doom of man reserved for thee.
+
+You know my opinion of _that second-hand_ school of poetry. You
+also know my high opinion of your own poetry,--because it is of
+_no_ school. I read _Cenci_--but, besides that I think the _subject_
+essentially _un_ dramatic, I am not an admirer of our old dramatists,
+_as models_. I deny that the English have hitherto had a drama at all.
+Your _Cenci_, however, was a work of power, and poetry. As to _my_
+drama, pray revenge yourself upon it, by being as free as I have been
+with yours.
+
+I have not yet got your _Prometheus_, which I long to see. I have
+heard nothing of mine, and do not know that it is yet published. I
+have published a pamphlet on the Pope controversy, which you will not
+like. Had I known that Keats was dead--or that he was alive and so
+sensitive--I should have omitted some remarks upon his poetry,
+to which I was provoked by his _attack_ upon _Pope_, and my
+disapprobation of _his own_ style of writing.
+
+You want me to undertake a great poem--I have not the inclination nor
+the power. As I grow older, the indifference--_not_ to life, for we
+love it by instinct--but to the stimuli of life, increases. Besides,
+this late failure of the Italians has latterly disappointed me for
+many reasons,--some public, some personal. My respects to Mrs. S.
+
+PS. Could not you and I contrive to meet this summer? Could not you
+take a run here _alone_?
+
+
+
+To LADY BYRON
+
+_A plain statement of facts_
+
+
+Pisa, 17 _Nov_. 1821,
+
+I have to acknowledge the receipt of 'Ada's hair', which is very soft
+and pretty, and nearly as dark already as mine was at twelve years
+old, if I may judge from what I recollect of some in Augusta's
+possession, taken at that age. But it don't curl,--perhaps from its
+being let grow.
+
+I also thank you for the inscription of the date and name, and I will
+tell you why;--I believe that they are the only two or three words of
+your handwriting in my possession. For your letters I returned; and
+except the two words, or rather the one word, 'Household', written
+twice in an old account book, I have no other. I burnt your last
+note, for two reasons:--firstly, it was written in a style not
+very agreeable; and, secondly, I wished to take your word without
+documents, which are the worldly resources of suspicious people.
+
+I suppose that this note will reach you somewhere about Ada's
+birthday--the 10th of December, I believe. She will then be six,
+so that in about twelve more I shall have some chance of meeting
+her;--perhaps sooner, if I am obliged to go to England by business
+or otherwise. Recollect, however, one thing, either in distance or
+nearness;--every day which keeps us asunder should, after so long a
+period, rather soften our mutual feelings, which must always have one
+rallying-point as long as our child exists, which I presume we both
+hope will be long after either of her parents.
+
+The time which has elapsed since the separation has been considerably
+more than the whole brief period of our union, and the not much longer
+one of our prior acquaintance. We both made a bitter mistake; but now
+it is over, and irrevocably so. For, at thirty-three on my part, and a
+few years less on yours, though it is no very extended period of life,
+still it is one when the habits and thought are generally so formed as
+to admit of no modification; and as we could not agree when younger,
+we should with difficulty do so now.
+
+I say all this, because I own to you, that, notwithstanding
+everything, I considered our reunion as not impossible for more than
+a year after the separation;--but then I gave up the hope entirely and
+for ever. But this very impossibility of reunion seems to me at least
+a reason why, on all the few points of discussion which can arise
+between us, we should preserve the courtesies of life, and as much of
+its kindness as people who are never to meet may preserve perhaps more
+easily than nearer connexions. For my own part, I am violent, but not
+malignant; for only fresh provocations can awaken my resentments. To
+you, who are colder and more concentrated, I would just hint, that
+you may sometimes mistake the depth of a cold anger for dignity, and a
+worse feeling for duty. I assure you that I bear you _now_ (whatever
+I may have done) no resentment whatever. Remember, that _if you have
+injured me_ in aught, this forgiveness is something; and that, if I
+have _injured you_, it is something more still, if it be true, as the
+moralists say, that the most offending are the least forgiving.
+
+Whether the offence has been solely on my side, or reciprocal, or on
+yours chiefly, I have ceased to reflect upon any but two things,--viz.
+that you are the mother of my child, and that we shall never meet
+again. I think if you also consider the two corresponding points with
+reference to myself, it will be better for all three.
+
+
+
+To MR. BARFF
+
+_Sympathy with the Greeks_
+
+
+10 _March_, 1824.
+
+Enclosed is an answer to Mr. Parruca's letter, and I hope that you
+will assure him from me, that I have done and am doing all I can to
+reunite the Greeks with the Greeks.
+
+I am extremely obliged by your offer of your country-house (as for all
+other kindness) in case that my health should require my removal; but
+I cannot quit Greece while there is a chance of my being of any (even
+supposed) utility:--there is a stake worth millions such as I am, and
+while I can stand at all, I must stand by the cause. When I say this,
+I am at the same time aware of the difficulties and dissensions and
+defects of the Greeks themselves; but allowance must be made for them
+by all reasonable people.
+
+My chief, indeed _nine-tenths_ of my expenses here are solely in
+advances to or on behalf of the Greeks, and objects connected with
+their independence.
+
+[_Enclosure, translated_]
+
+
+
+To S.R. PARRUCA
+
+
+10 _March_, 1824.
+
+_Sir_,--I have the honour of answering your letter. My first wish has
+always been to bring the Greeks to agree among themselves. I came here
+by the invitation of the Greek Government, and I do not think that I
+ought to abandon Roumelia for the Peloponnesus until that Government
+shall desire it; and the more so, as this part is exposed in a greater
+degree to the enemy. Nevertheless, if my presence can really be of any
+assistance in uniting two or more parties, I am ready to go anywhere,
+either as a mediator, or, if necessary, as a hostage. In these affairs
+I have neither private views, nor private dislike of any individual,
+but the sincere wish of deserving the name of the friend of your
+country, and of her patriots.
+
+
+
+
+PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY 1792-1822
+
+
+
+To T.J. HOGG
+
+_His first marriage_
+
+
+[_No date. Postmark_, Rhayader. Summer of 1811.]
+
+MY DEAR FRIEND,
+
+You will perhaps see me before you can answer this; perhaps not;
+Heaven knows! I shall certainly come to York, but _Harriet Westbrook_
+will decide whether now or in three weeks. Her father has persecuted
+her in a most horrible way, by endeavouring to compel her to go to
+school. She asked my advice: resistance, was the answer, at the same
+time that I essayed to mollify Mr. W. in vain! And in consequence of
+my advice _she_ has thrown herself upon _my_ protection.
+
+I set off for London on Monday. How flattering a distinction!--I am
+thinking of ten million things at once.
+
+What have I said? I declare, quite _ludicrous_. I advised her to
+resist. She wrote to say that resistance was useless, but that she
+would fly with me, and threw herself upon my protection. We shall have
+L200 a year; when we find it run short, we must live, I suppose, upon
+love! Gratitude and admiration, all demand that I should love her
+_for ever._ We shall see you at York. I will hear your arguments for
+matrimonialism, by which I am now almost convinced. I can get lodgings
+at York, I suppose. Direct to me at Graham's, 18, Sackville Street,
+Piccadilly.
+
+Your inclosure of L10 has arrived; I am now indebted to you L30.
+In spite of philosophy, I am rather ashamed of this unceremonious
+exsiccation of your financial river. But indeed, my dear friend, the
+gratitude which I owe you for your society and attachment ought so far
+to overbalance this consideration as to leave me nothing but that. I
+must, however, pay you when I can.
+
+I suspect that the _strain_ is gone for ever. This letter will
+convince you that I am not under the influence of a _strain_.
+
+I am thinking at once of ten million things. I shall come to live near
+you, as Mr. Peyton.
+
+Ever your most faithful friend.
+
+I shall be at 18, Sackville Street; at least direct there. Do not send
+more cash; I shall raise supplies in London.
+
+
+
+To WILLIAM GODWIN
+
+_An introduction_
+
+
+Keswick, 3 _Jan_. 1812.
+
+You will be surprised at hearing from a stranger. No introduction has,
+nor in all probability ever will authorize that which common thinkers
+would call a liberty; it is, however, a liberty which, although not
+sanctioned by custom, is so far from being reprobated by reason, that
+the dearest interests of mankind imperiously demand that a certain
+etiquette of fashion should no longer keep 'man at a distance from
+man', or impose its flimsy fancies between the free communication of
+intellect.
+
+The name of Godwin has been used to excite in me feelings of reverence
+and admiration. I have been accustomed to consider him a luminary
+too dazzling for the darkness which surrounds him. From the earliest
+period of my knowledge of his principles, I have ardently desired
+to share, on the footing of intimacy, that intellect which I have
+delighted to contemplate in its emanations.
+
+Considering, then, these feelings, you will not be surprised at the
+inconceivable emotions with which I learned your existence and your
+dwelling. I had enrolled your name in the list of the honourable dead.
+I had felt regret that the glory of your being had passed from this
+earth of ours. It is not so; you still live, and, I firmly believe,
+are still planning the welfare of human kind.
+
+I have but just entered on the scene of human operations; yet my
+feelings and my reasonings correspond with what yours were. My course
+has been short, but eventful. I have seen much of human prejudice,
+suffered much from human persecution, yet I see no reason hence
+inferable which should alter my wishes for their renovation. The
+ill-treatment I have met with has more than ever impressed the truth
+of my principles on my judgement. I am young, I am ardent in the cause
+of philanthropy and truth; do not suppose that this is vanity; I am
+not conscious that it influences this portraiture. I imagine myself
+dispassionately describing the state of my mind. I am young; you
+have gone before me--I doubt not, are a veteran to me in the years of
+persecution. Is it strange that, defying prejudice as I have done; I
+should outstep the limits of custom's prescription, and endeavour to
+make my desire useful by a friendship with William Godwin?
+
+I pray you to answer this letter. Imperfect as may be my capacity,
+my desire is ardent and unintermitted. Half an hour would be at least
+humanely employed in the experiment. I may mistake your residence;
+certain feelings, of which I may be an inadequate arbiter, may induce
+you to desire concealment; I may not, in fine, have an answer to this
+letter. If I do not, when I come to London, I shall seek for you. I am
+convinced I could represent myself to you in such terms as not to be
+thought wholly unworthy of your friendship; at least, if desire for
+universal happiness has any claim upon your preference, that desire I
+can exhibit. Adieu! I shall earnestly await your answer.
+
+
+
+To THOMAS HOOKHAM
+
+_A subscription for Hunt_
+
+
+_February_ 1813.
+
+MY DEAR SIR,
+
+I am boiling with indignation at the horrible injustice and tyranny
+of the sentence pronounced on Hunt and his brother; and it is on this
+subject that I write to you. Surely the seal of abjectness and slavery
+is indelibly stamped upon the character of England.
+
+Although I do not retract in the slightest degree my wish for a
+subscription for the widows and children of those poor men hung at
+York, yet this L1000 which the Hunts are sentenced to pay is an affair
+of more consequence. Hunt is a brave, a good, and an enlightened man.
+Surely the public, for whom Hunt has done so much, will repay in part
+the great debt of obligation which they owe the champion of their
+liberties and virtues; or are they dead, cold, stone-hearted, and
+insensible--brutalized by centuries of unremitting bondage?
+However that may be, they surely may be excited into some slight
+acknowledgement of his merits. Whilst hundreds of thousands are sent
+to the tyrants of Russia, he pines in a dungeon, far from all that can
+make life desired.
+
+Well, I am rather poor at present; but I have L20 which is not
+immediately wanted. Pray, begin a subscription for the Hunts; put down
+my name for that sum, and, when I hear that you have complied with my
+request, I will send it you. Now, if there are any difficulties in
+the way of this scheme of ours, for the love of liberty and virtue,
+overcome them. Oh! that I might wallow for one night in the Bank of
+England!
+
+_Queen Mab_ is finished and transcribed. I am now preparing the notes,
+which shall be long and philosophical. You will receive it with the
+other poems. I think that the whole should form one volume; but of
+that we can speak hereafter.
+
+As to the French _Encyclopedie_, it is a book which I am
+desirous--very desirous--of possessing, and if you could get me a few
+months' credit (being at present rather low in cash), I should very
+much desire to have it.
+
+My dear sir, excuse the earnestness of the first part of my letter. I
+feel warmly on this subject, and I flatter myself that so long as your
+own independence and liberty remain uncompromised, you are inclined to
+second my desires.
+
+PS. If no other way can be devised for this subscription, will you
+take the trouble on yourself of writing an appropriate advertisement
+for the papers, inserting, by way of stimulant, my subscription?
+
+On second thoughts, I enclose the L20.
+
+
+
+To MR. OLLIER
+
+_An article by Southey_
+
+
+Florence, 15 _Oct_. 1819.
+
+DEAR SIR,
+
+The droll remarks of the _Quarterly_, and Hunt's kind defence, arrived
+as safe as such poison, and safer than such an antidote, usually do.
+
+I am on the point of sending to you 250 copies of a work which I have
+printed in Italy; which you will have to pay four or five pounds duty
+upon, on my account. Hunt will tell you the _kind of thing_ it is,
+and in the course of the winter I shall send directions for its
+publication, _until the arrival of which directions, I request that
+you would have the kindness not_ to open the box, _or, if by necessity
+it is opened, to abstain from observing yourself or permitting others
+to observe, what it contains_. I trust this confidently to you, it
+being of consequence. Meanwhile, assure yourself that this work has no
+reference, direct or indirect, to politics, or religion, or personal
+satire, and that this precaution is merely literary.
+
+The _Prometheus_, a poem in my best style, whatever that may amount
+to, will arrive with it, but in MS., which you can print and publish
+in the season. It is the most perfect of my productions.
+
+Southey wrote the article in question, I am well aware. Observe the
+impudence of the man in speaking of himself. The only remark worth
+notice in this piece is the assertion that I imitate Wordsworth.
+It may as well be said that Lord Byron imitates Wordsworth, or that
+Wordsworth imitates Lord Byron, both being great poets, and deriving
+from the new springs of thought and feeling, which the great events
+of our age have exposed to view, a similar tone of sentiment, imagery,
+and expression. A certain similarity all the best writers of any
+particular age inevitably are marked with, from the spirit of that age
+acting on all. This I had explained in my _Preface_, which the
+writer was too disingenuous to advert to. As to the other trash, and
+particularly that lame attack on my personal character, which was
+meant so ill, and which I am not the man to feel, 'tis all nothing. I
+am glad, with respect to that part of it which alludes to Hunt, that
+it should so have happened that I dedicate, as you will see, a work
+which has all the capacities for being popular to that excellent
+person. I was amused, too, with the finale; it is like the end of the
+first act of an opera, when that tremendous concordant discord sets
+up from the orchestra, and everybody talks and sings at once. It
+describes the result of my battle with their Omnipotent God; his
+pulling me under the sea by the hair of my head, like Pharaoh; my
+calling out like the devil who was _game_ to the last; swearing and
+cursing in all comic and horrid oaths, like a French postilion on
+Mount Cenis; entreating everybody to drown themselves; pretending not
+to be drowned myself when I _am_ drowned; and lastly, _being_ drowned.
+
+You would do me a particular kindness if you would call on Hunt, and
+ask him when my parcel went, the name of the ship, and the name of the
+captain, and whether he has any bill of lading, which, if he has, you
+would oblige me by sending, together with the rest of the information,
+by return of post, addressed to the Post Office, Florence.
+
+
+
+To MRS. HUNT
+
+_Keats and some others_
+
+
+[Pisa] 11 _Nov_. 1820.
+
+MY BEST MARIANNE,
+
+I am delighted to hear that you complain of me for not writing to you,
+although I have much more reason to complain of you for not writing to
+me. At least it promises me a letter from you, and you know with what
+pleasure we receive, and with what anxiety we expect intelligence from
+you--almost the only friends who now remain to us.
+
+I am afraid that the strict system of expense to which you are limited
+annoys you all very much, and that Hunt's health suffers both from
+that and from the incredible exertions which I see by the _Indicators_
+and the _Examiners_ that he is making. Would to Heaven that I had the
+power of doing you some good! but when you are sure that the wish is
+sincere, the bare expression of it may help to cheer you.
+
+The Gisbornes are arrived, and have brought news of you, and some
+books, the principal part of which, however, are yet to arrive by
+sea. Keats's new volume has arrived to us, and the fragment called
+_Hyperion_ promises for him that he is destined to become one of the
+first writers of the age. His other things are imperfect enough, and,
+what is worse, written in the bad sort of style which is becoming
+fashionable among those who fancy that they are imitating Hunt and
+Wordsworth. But of all these things nothing is worse than ----, in
+spite of Hunt's extracting the only good stanzas, with his usual good
+nature. Indeed, _I_ ought not to complain of Hunt's good nature, for
+no one owes so much to it. Is not the vulgarity of these wretched
+imitations of Lord Byron carried to a pitch of the sublime? His
+indecencies, too, both against sexual nature, and against human
+nature in general, sit very awkwardly upon him. He only affects the
+libertine: he is, really, a very amiable, friendly, and agreeable
+man, I hear. But is not this monstrous? In Lord Byron all this has
+an analogy with the general system of his character, and the wit and
+poetry which surround hide with their light the darkness of the thing
+itself. They contradict it even; they prove that the strength and
+beauty of human nature can survive and conquer all that appears most
+inconsistent with it. But for a writer to be at once filthy and dull
+is a crime against gods, men, and columns. For Heaven's sake do not
+show this to any one but Hunt, for it would irritate the wasp's nest
+of the irritable race of poets.
+
+Where is Keats now? I am anxiously expecting him in Italy, when I
+shall take care to bestow every possible attention on him. I consider
+his a most valuable life, and I am deeply interested in his safety. I
+intend to be the physician both of his body and his soul, to keep
+the one warm, and to teach the other Greek and Spanish. I am aware,
+indeed, in part, that I am nourishing a rival who will far surpass me;
+and this is an additional motive, and will be an added pleasure.
+
+We are at this moment removing from the Bagni to Pisa, for the Serchio
+has broken its banks, and all the country about is under water. An old
+friend and fellow-townsman of mine, Captain Medwin, is on a visit to
+us at present, and we anxiously expect Keats, to whom I would write if
+I knew where to address.
+
+Adieu, my dear Marianne. Write soon; kiss all the babes for me, and
+tell me news of them, and give my love to Bessy and Hunt.
+
+
+
+To LEIGH HUNT
+
+_A literary collaboration_
+
+
+Pisa, 26 _Aug._ 1821.
+
+MY DEAREST FRIEND,
+
+Since I last wrote to you, I have been on a visit to Lord Byron at
+Ravenna. The result of this visit was a determination, on his part, to
+come and live at Pisa; and I have taken the finest palace on the Lung'
+Arno for him. But the material part of my visit consists in a message
+which he desires me to give you, and which, I think, ought to add
+to your determination--for such a one I hope you have formed--of
+restoring your shattered health and spirits by a migration to these
+'regions mild of calm and serene air'.
+
+He proposes that you should come out and go shares with him and me,
+in a periodical work, to be conducted here; in which each of the
+contracting parties should publish all their original compositions and
+share the profits. He proposed it to Moore, but for some reason it was
+never brought to bear. There can be no doubt that the _profits_ of
+any scheme in which you and Lord Byron engage, must, from various,
+yet co-operating reasons, be very great. As for myself, I am for the
+present only a sort of link between you and him, until you can know
+each other, and effectuate the arrangement; since (to entrust you with
+a secret which, for your sake, I withhold from Lord Byron) nothing
+would induce me to share in the profits, and still less, in the
+borrowed splendour of such a partnership. You and he, in different
+manners, would be equal, and would bring, in a different manner, but
+in the same proportion, equal stocks of reputation and success. Do not
+let my frankness with you, nor my belief that you deserve it more than
+Lord Byron, have the effect of deterring you from assuming a station
+in modern literature which the universal voice of my contemporaries
+forbids me either to stoop or to aspire to. I am, and I desire to be,
+nothing.
+
+I did not ask Lord Byron to assist me in sending a remittance for your
+journey; because there are men, however excellent, from whom we would
+never receive an obligation, in the worldly sense of the word; and I
+am as jealous for my friend as for myself. But I suppose that I shall
+at last make up an impudent face, and ask Horace Smith to add to the
+many obligations he has conferred on me. I know I need only ask.
+
+I think I have never told you how very much I like your _Amyntas_; it
+almost reconciles me to translations. In another sense I still demur.
+You might have written another such a poem as the _Nymphs_, with no
+access of efforts. I am full of thoughts and plans, and should do
+something, if the feeble and irritable frame which incloses it was
+willing to obey the spirit. I fancy that then I should do great
+things. Before this you will have seen _Adonais_. Lord Byron, I
+suppose from modesty, on account of his being mentioned in it, did
+not say a word of _Adonais_, though he was loud in his praise of
+_Prometheus_, and, what you will not agree with him in, censure of
+the _Cenci_. Certainly, if _Marino Faliero_ is a drama, the _Cenci_
+is not--but that between ourselves. Lord Byron is reformed, as far
+as gallantry goes, and lives with a beautiful and sentimental Italian
+lady, who is as much attached to him as may be. I trust greatly to his
+intercourse with you, for his creed to become as pure as he thinks his
+conduct is. He has many generous and exalted qualities, but the canker
+of aristocracy wants to be cut out.
+
+
+
+
+JOHN KEATS
+
+1795-1821
+
+
+
+To JOHN HAMILTON REYNOLDS
+
+_Burns's cottage_
+
+
+Maybole, 11 _July_ [1818].
+
+MY DEAR REYNOLDS,
+
+... I am approaching Burns's cottage very fast. We have made continual
+inquiries from the time we saw his tomb at Dumfries. His name, of
+course, is known all about: his great reputation among the plodding
+people is, 'that he wrote a good _mony_ sensible things'. One of the
+pleasantest means of annulling self is approaching such a shrine as
+the Cottage of Burns: we need not think of his misery--that is all
+gone, bad luck to it! I shall look upon it hereafter with unmixed
+pleasure, as I do my Stratford-on-Avon day with Bailey. I shall fill
+this sheet for you in the Bardie's country, going no further than
+this, till I get to the town of Ayr, which will be a nine miles' walk
+to tea.
+
+We were talking on different and indifferent things, when, on a
+sudden, we turned a corner upon the immediate country of Ayr. The
+sight was as rich as possible. I had no conception that the native
+place of Burns was so beautiful; the idea I had was more desolate: his
+'_Rigs of Barley_' seemed always to me but a few strips of green on a
+cold hill--Oh, prejudice!--It was as rich as Devon. I endeavoured
+to drink in the prospect, that I might spin it out to you, as the
+silkworm makes silk from mulberry leaves. I cannot recollect it.
+Besides all the beauty, there were the mountains of Arran Isle, black
+and huge over the sea. We came down upon everything suddenly; there
+were in our way the 'bonny Doon', with the brig that Tam o' Shanter
+crossed, Kirk Alloway, Burns's Cottage, and then the Brigs of Ayr.
+First we stood upon the Bridge across the Doon, surrounded by every
+phantasy of green in tree, meadow, and hill: the stream of the Doon,
+as a farmer told us, is covered with trees 'from head to foot'.
+You know those beautiful heaths, so fresh against the weather of a
+summer's evening; there was one stretching along behind the trees.
+
+I wish I knew always the humour my friends would be in at opening
+a letter of mine, to suit it to them as nearly as possible. I could
+always find an egg-shell for melancholy, and, as for merriment, a
+witty humour will turn anything to account. My head is sometimes in
+such a whirl in considering the million likings and antipathies of our
+moments, that I can get into no settled strain in my letters. My wig!
+Burns and sentimentality coming across you and Frank Floodgate in the
+office. Oh, Scenery, that thou shouldst be crushed between two puns!
+As for them, I venture the rascalliest in the Scotch region. I hope
+Brown does not put them in his journal: if he does, I must sit on the
+cutty-stool all next winter. We went to Kirk Alloway. 'A prophet is
+no prophet in his own country.' We went to the Cottage and took some
+whisky. I wrote a sonnet for the mere sake of writing some lines under
+the roof: they are so bad I cannot transcribe them. The man at the
+cottage was a great bore with his anecdotes. I hate the rascal. His
+life consists in fuzy, fuzzy, fuzziest. He drinks glasses, five for
+the quarter, and twelve for the hour; he is a mahogany-faced old
+jackass who knew Burns: he ought to have been kicked for having spoken
+to him. He calls himself 'a curious old bitch', but he is a flat
+old dog. I should like to employ Caliph Vathek to kick him. Oh, the
+flummery of a birthplace! Cant! cant! cant! It is enough to give
+a spirit the guts-ache. Many a true word, they say, is spoken in
+jest--this may be because his gab hindered my sublimity: the flat dog
+made me write a flat sonnet. My dear Reynolds, I cannot write about
+scenery and visitings. Fancy is indeed less than a present palpable
+reality, but it is greater than remembrance. You would lift your eyes
+from Homer only to see close before you the real Isle of Tenedos. You
+would rather read Homer afterwards than remember yourself. One song
+of Burns's is of more worth to you than all I could think for a whole
+year in his native country. His misery is a dead weight upon the
+nimbleness of one's quill; I tried to forget it--to drink toddy
+without any care--to write a merry sonnet--it won't do--he talked, he
+drank with blackguards; he was miserable. We can see horribly clear,
+in the works of such a man, his whole life, as if we were God's
+spies....
+
+
+
+TO RICHARD WOODHOUSE
+
+_The poetic character_
+
+
+Hampstead, 27 _Oct_. 1818.
+
+MY DEAR WOODHOUSE,
+
+Your letter gave me great satisfaction, more on account of its
+friendliness than any relish of that matter in it which is accounted
+so acceptable in the _genus irritabile_. The best answer I can
+give you is in a clerklike manner to make some observations on two
+principal points which seem to point like indices into the midst of
+the whole _pro_ and _con_ about genius, and views, and achievements,
+and ambition, _et coetera_. 1st. As to the poetical character itself
+(I mean that sort, of which, if I am anything, I am a member; that
+sort distinguished from the Wordsworthian, or egotistical sublime;
+which is a thing _per se_, and stands alone), it is not itself--it has
+no self--it is everything and nothing--it has no character--it enjoys
+light and shade--it lives in gusto, be it foul or fair, high or low,
+rich or poor, mean or elevated--it has as much delight in conceiving
+an Iago as an Imogen. What shocks the virtuous philosopher delights
+the chameleon poet. It does no harm from its relish of the dark side
+of things, any more than from its taste for the bright one, because
+they both end in speculation. A poet is the most unpoetical of
+anything in existence, because he has no identity; he is continually
+in for, and filling, some other body. The sun, the moon, the sea, and
+men and women, who are creatures of impulse, are poetical, and have
+about them an unchangeable attribute; the poet has none, no identity.
+He is certainly the most unpoetical of all God's creatures. If, then,
+he has no self, and if I am a poet, where is the wonder that I should
+say I would write no more? Might I not at that very instant have been
+cogitating on the characters of Saturn and Ops? It is a wretched thing
+to confess, but it is a very fact, that not one word I ever utter can
+be taken for granted as an opinion growing out of my identical nature.
+How can it, when I have no nature? When I am in a room with people,
+if I ever am free from speculating on creations of my own brain, then,
+not myself goes home to myself, but the identity of every one in the
+room begins to press upon me, [so] that I am in a very little time
+annihilated--not only among men; it would be the same in a nursery of
+children. I know not whether I make myself wholly understood: I hope
+enough so to let you see that no dependence is to be placed on what I
+said that day.
+
+In the second place, I will speak of my views, and of the life I
+purpose to myself. I am ambitious of doing the world some good: if
+I should be spared, that may be the work of maturer years--in the
+interval I will assay to reach to as high a summit in poetry as the
+nerve bestowed upon me will suffer. The faint conceptions I have of
+poems to come bring the blood frequently into my forehead. All I
+hope is, that I may not lose all interest in human affairs--that
+the solitary indifference I feel for applause, even from the finest
+spirits, will not blunt any acuteness of vision I may have. I do not
+think it will. I feel assured I should write from the mere yearning
+and fondness I have for the beautiful, even if my night's labours
+should be burnt every morning, and no eye ever shine upon them.
+But even now I am perhaps not speaking from myself, but from some
+character in whose soul I now live ...
+
+
+
+TO PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY
+
+_Returning advice_
+
+
+Hampstead, 10 _Aug_. 1820.
+
+MY DEAR SHELLEY,
+
+I am very much gratified that you, in a foreign country, and with a
+mind almost over-occupied, should write to me in the strain of the
+letter beside me. If I do not take advantage of your invitation,
+it will be prevented by a circumstance I have very much at heart to
+prophesy. There is no doubt that an English winter would put an end to
+me, and do so in a lingering, hateful manner. Therefore, I must either
+voyage or journey to Italy, as a soldier marches up to a battery.
+My nerves at present are the worst part of me, yet they feel soothed
+that, come what extreme may, I shall not be destined to remain in one
+spot long enough to take a hatred of any four particular bedposts. I
+am glad you take any pleasure in my poor poem, which I would willingly
+take the trouble to unwrite, if possible, did I care so much as I
+have done about reputation. I received a copy of the _Cenci_, as from
+yourself, from Hunt. There is only one part of it I am judge of--the
+poetry and dramatic effect, which by many spirits nowadays is
+considered the Mammon. A modern work, it is said, must have a purpose,
+which may be the God. An artist must serve Mammon; he must have
+'self-concentration'--selfishness, perhaps. You, I am sure,
+will forgive me for sincerely remarking that you might curb your
+magnanimity, and be more of an artist, and load every rift of your
+subject with ore. The thought of such discipline must fall like cold
+chains upon you, who perhaps never sat with your wings furled for six
+months together. And is not this extraordinary talk for the writer of
+_Endymion_, whose mind was like a pack of scattered cards? I am picked
+up and sorted to a pip. My imagination is a monastery, and I am its
+monk. I am in expectation of _Prometheus_ every day. Could I have my
+own wish effected, you would have it still in manuscript, or be but
+now putting an end to the second act. I remember you advising me not
+to publish my first blights, on Hampstead Heath. I am returning advice
+upon your hands. Most of the poems in the volume I send you have been
+written above two years, and would never have been published but for a
+hope of gain; so you see I am inclined enough to take your advice now.
+I must express once more my deep sense of your kindness, adding my
+sincere thanks and respects for Mrs. Shelley. In hope of soon seeing
+you--
+
+
+
+To CHARLES BROWN
+
+_A despairing cry_
+
+
+Naples, 1 _Nov_. [1820.]
+
+MY DEAR BROWN,
+
+Yesterday we were let out of quarantine, during which my health
+suffered more from bad air and the stifled cabin than it had done the
+whole voyage. The fresh air revived me a little, and I hope I am well
+enough this morning to write to you a short calm letter;--if that can
+be called one, in which I am afraid to speak of what I would
+fainest dwell upon. As I have gone thus far into it, I must go on
+a little;--perhaps it may relieve the load of _wretchedness_ which
+presses upon me. The persuasion that I shall see her no more will kill
+me. My dear Brown, I should have had her when I was in health, and I
+should have remained well. I can bear to die--I cannot bear to leave
+her. Oh, God! God! God! Everything I have in my trunks that reminds
+me of her goes through me like a spear. The silk lining she put in my
+travelling cap scalds my head. My imagination is horribly vivid
+about her--I see her--I hear her. There is nothing in the world of
+sufficient interest to divert me from her a moment. This was the case
+when I was in England: I cannot recollect, without shuddering, the
+time that I was a prisoner at Hunt's, and used to keep my eyes
+fixed on Hampstead all day. Then there was a good hope of seeing
+her again--Now!--O that I could be buried near where she lives! I
+am afraid to write to her--to receive a letter from her--to see her
+handwriting would break my heart--even to hear of her anyhow, to see
+her name written, would be more than I can bear. My dear Brown, what
+am I to do? Where can I look for consolation or ease? If I had any
+chance of recovery, this passion would kill me. Indeed, through the
+whole of my illness, both at your house and at Kentish Town, this
+fever has never ceased wearing me out. When you write to me, which you
+will do immediately, write to Rome (_poste restante_)--if she is well
+and happy, put a mark thus +; if--
+
+Remember me to all. I will endeavour to bear my miseries patiently.
+A person in my state of health should not have such miseries to bear.
+Write a short note to my sister, saying you have heard from me. Severn
+is very well. If I were in better health I would urge your coming to
+Rome. I fear there is no one can give me any comfort. Is there any
+news of George? O that something fortunate had ever happened to me or
+my brothers!--then I might hope,--but despair is forced upon me as a
+habit. My dear Brown, for my sake, be her advocate for ever. I
+cannot say a word about Naples; I do not feel at all concerned in the
+thousand novelties around me. I am afraid to write to her. I should
+like her to know that I do not forget her. Oh, Brown, I have coals of
+fire in my breast. It surprises me that the human heart is capable of
+containing and bearing so much misery. Was I born for this end? God
+bless her, and her mother, and my sister, and George, and his wife,
+and you, and all!...
+
+
+
+
+THOMAS HOOD
+
+1799-1845
+
+
+
+To CHARLES DICKENS
+
+_American Notes_
+
+
+17 Elm Tree Road, 12 _Oct_. 1842.
+
+DEAR DICKENS,
+
+Can you let me have an early copy of the _American Notes_ so that I
+may review it in the _New Monthly_? Is it really likely to be ready
+as advertised? I aim this at Devonshire Place, supposing you to be
+returned, for with these winds 'tis no fit time for the coast. But
+your bones are not so weather unwise (for ignorance _is_ bliss) as
+mine. I should have asked this by word of mouth in Devonshire Place,
+but the weather has kept me indoors. It is no fiction that the
+complaint, derived from Dutch malaria seven years ago, is revived by
+Easterly winds. Otherwise I have been better than usual, and 'never
+say die'. Don't forget about the Yankee Notes. I never had but one
+American friend, and lost him through _a good crop of pears_. He paid
+us a visit in England; whereupon in honour of him, a pear tree, which
+had never borne fruit to speak of within memory of man, was loaded
+with ninety dozen of brown somethings. Our gardener said they were
+a _keeping_ sort, and would be good at Christmas; whereupon, as our
+Jonathan was on the eve of sailing for the States, we sent him a few
+dozens to dessert him on the voyage. Some he put at the bottom of a
+trunk (he wrote to us) to take to America; but he could not have been
+gone above a day or two, when all _our_ pears began to rot! _His_
+would, of course, by sympathy, and I presume spoilt his linen or
+clothes, for I have never heard of him since. Perhaps he thought I had
+_done_ him on purpose, and for sartin the tree, my accomplice, never
+bore any more pears, good or bad, after that supernatural crop.
+
+Pray present my respects for me to Mrs. Dickens. How she must enjoy
+being at home and discovering her children, after her Columbusing, and
+only discovering America!
+
+
+
+TO THE MANCHESTER ATHENAEUM
+
+_The uses of literature_
+
+
+(From my bed)
+
+17 Elm Tree Road, St. John's Wood, 18 _July_, 1843.
+
+GENTLEMEN,
+
+If my humble name can be of the least use for your purpose, it is
+heartily at your service, with my best wishes for the prosperity of
+the Manchester Athenaeum, and my warmest approval of the objects of
+that Institution.
+
+I have elsewhere recorded my own deep obligations to Literature--that
+a natural turn for reading, and intellectual pursuits, probably
+preserved me from the moral shipwreck so apt to befall those who are
+deprived in early life of the paternal pilotage. At the very least my
+books kept me aloof from the ring, the dog-pit, the tavern, and the
+saloons, with their degrading orgies. For the closet associate of Pope
+and Addison, the mind accustomed to the noble, though silent discourse
+of Shakespeare and Milton, will hardly seek, or put up with low
+company and slang. The reading animal will not be content with the
+brutish wallowings that satisfy the unlearned pigs of the world.
+Later experience enables me to depose to the comfort and blessing that
+literature can prove in seasons of sickness and sorrow; how powerfully
+intellectual pursuits can help in keeping the head from crazing, and
+the heart from breaking; nay, not to be too grave, how generous mental
+food can even atone for a meagre diet; rich fare on the paper, for
+short commons on the cloth.
+
+Poisoned by the malaria of the Dutch marshes, my stomach for many
+months resolutely set itself against fish, flesh, or fowl; my appetite
+had no more edge than the German knife placed before me. But luckily
+the mental palate and digestion were still sensible and vigorous; and
+whilst I passed untasted every dish at the Rhenish table-d'-hote,
+I could still enjoy my _Peregrine Pickle_, and the feast after the
+manner of the Ancients. There was no yearning towards calf's head
+_a la tortue_, or sheep's heart; but I could still relish Head _a la
+Brunnen_, and the _Heart of Mid-Lothian._ Still more recently it was
+my misfortune, with a tolerable appetite, to be condemned to Lenten
+fare, like Sancho Panza, by my physician, to a diet, in fact, lower
+than any prescribed by the Poor-Law Commissioners, all animal food,
+from a bullock to a rabbit, being strictly interdicted, as well as
+all fluids stronger than that which lays dust, washes pinafores, and
+waters polyanthus. But the feast of reason and the flow of soul were
+still mine!
+
+Denied beef, I had Bulwer and Cowper; forbidden mutton, there was
+Lamb; and in lieu of pork, the great Bacon, or Hogg. Then as to
+beverage; it was hard, doubtless, for a Christian to set his face,
+like a Turk, against the juice of the grape. But, eschewing wine,
+I had still my Butler; and in the absence of liquor, all the Choice
+Spirits from Tom Browne to Tom Moore. Thus though confined physically
+to the drink that drowns kittens, I quaffed mentally, not merely the
+best of our own home-made, but the rich, racy, sparkling growths of
+France and Italy, of Germany and Spain; the champagne of Moliere, the
+Monte Pulciano of Boccaccio, the hock of Schiller, and the sherry of
+Cervantes. Depressed bodily by the fluid that damps everything, I got
+intellectually elevated with Milton, a little merry with Swift, or
+rather jolly with Rabelais, whose Pantagruel, by the way, is equal to
+the best gruel with rum in it.
+
+So far can Literature palliate, or compensate, for gastronomical
+privations. But there are other evils, great and small, in this world,
+which try the stomach less than the head, the heart, and the temper;
+bowls that will not roll right, well-laid schemes that will 'gang
+aglee', and ill winds that blow with the pertinacity of the monsoon.
+Of these Providence has allotted me a full share, but still,
+paradoxical as it may sound, my _burthen_ has been greatly lightened
+by a _load of books_. The manner of this will be best understood by a
+_feline_ illustration. Everybody has heard of the two Kilkenny cats,
+who devoured each other; but it is not so generally known, that they
+left behind them an orphan kitten, which, true to its breed, began to
+eat itself up, till it was diverted from the operation by a mouse. Now
+the human mind, under vexation, is like that kitten, for it is apt to
+_prey upon itself_, unless drawn off by a new object, and none better
+for the purpose than a book. For example, one of Defoe's; for who,
+in reading his thrilling _History of the Great Plague_, would not be
+reconciled to a few little ones?
+
+Many, many a dreary weary hour have I got over--many a gloomy
+misgiving postponed--many a mental and bodily annoyance forgotten by
+help of the tragedies, and comedies, of our dramatists and novelists!
+Many a trouble has been soothed by the still small voice of the moral
+philosopher; many a dragon-like care charmed to sleep by the sweet
+song of the poet! For all which I cry incessantly, not aloud, but in
+my heart, 'Thanks and honour to the glorious masters of the pen, and
+the great inventors of the press!' Such has been my own experience of
+the blessing and comfort of literature and intellectual pursuits;
+and of the same mind, doubtless, was Sir Humphry Davy, who went for
+_Consolations in Travel_, not to the inn, or the posting-house, but to
+his library and his books.
+
+
+
+To DR. MOIR
+
+_A humourist to the last_
+
+
+[1845.]
+
+DEAR MOIR,
+
+God bless you and yours, and good-bye! I drop these few lines, as in a
+bottle from a ship water-logged, and on the brink of foundering, being
+in the last stage of dropsical debility; but though suffering in body,
+serene in mind. So without reversing my union-jack, I await my last
+lurch. Till which, believe me, dear Moir,
+
+Yours most truly.
+
+
+
+To SIR ROBERT PEEL
+
+_A farewell letter_
+
+
+Devonshire Lodge, New Finchley Road, [1845].
+
+DEAR SIR,
+
+We are not to meet in the flesh. Given over by my physicians and by
+myself, I am only kept alive by frequent instalments of mulled port
+wine. In this extremity I feel a comfort, for which I cannot refrain
+from again thanking you, with all the sincerity of a dying man,--and,
+at the same time, bidding you a respectful farewell.
+
+Thank God my mind is composed and my reason undisturbed, but my race
+as an author is run. My physical debility finds no tonic virtue in
+a steel pen, otherwise I would have written one more paper--a
+forewarning one--against an evil, or the danger of it, arising from
+a literary movement in which I have had some share, a one-sided
+humanity, opposite to that Catholic Shakespearian sympathy, which
+felt with King as well as Peasant, and duly estimated the mortal
+temptations of both stations. Certain classes at the poles of Society
+are already too far asunder; it should be the duty of our writers to
+draw them nearer by kindly attraction, not to aggravate the existing
+repulsion, and place a wider moral gulf between Rich and Poor, with
+Hate on the one side and Fear on the other. But I am too weak for this
+task, the last I had set myself; it is death that stops my pen, you
+see, and not the pension.
+
+God bless you, Sir, and prosper all your measures for the benefit of
+my beloved country.
+
+
+
+
+ROBERT BROWNING
+
+1812-1889
+
+
+ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING
+
+1806-1861
+
+
+
+To LEIGH HUNT
+
+_A joint epistle_
+
+
+Bagni di Lucca, 6 _Oct_. 1857.
+
+DEAR LEIGH HUNT,
+
+(It is hard to write, but you bade me do so; yet I had better say
+'Master Hunt', as they used to call Webster or Ford.) A nine months'
+silence after such a letter as yours seems too strange even to you
+perhaps. So understand that you gave us more delight at once than we
+could bear, that was the beginning of the waiting to recover spirit
+and try and do one's feeling a little less injustice. But soon
+followed unexpected sorrows to us and to you, and the expression of
+even gratitude grew hard again. Certainly all this while your letter
+has been laid before our very eyes, and we have waited for a brighter
+day than ever came till we left Florence two months ago and more, then
+we brought it to 'answer' among the chestnut trees; but immediately
+on our arrival a friend was attacked by fever, and we were kept in
+anxiety about him for six weeks. At last he recovered sufficiently to
+leave for Florence, and (just think) our little boy became ill,
+for the first time in his life, and gave us solicitude enough for a
+fortnight: it is nothing now that it is over; he is going about now
+almost as well as before, and we go away to-morrow, as I said. But I
+will try and get one, at least, of the joys I came to find here, and
+really write to you from this place, as I meant to do. '_I_'--you
+know it is my wife that I write for, though you entangle and distract
+either of us by the reverberations (so to speak) of pleasures over and
+above the pleasure you give us. I intend to say, that you praise that
+poem, and mix it up with praise of her very self, and then give it to
+me directly, and then give it to _her_ with the pride you have just
+given me, and then it somehow comes back to me increased so far, till
+the effect is just as you probably intended. I wish my wife may know
+you more: I wish you may see and know her more, but you cannot live
+by her eleven years, as I have done--or yes, what cannot you do, being
+the man, the poet you are? This last word, I dare think, I have a
+right to say; I _have_ always venerated you as a poet; I believe your
+poetry to be sure of its eventual reward; other people, not unlikely,
+may feel like me, that there has been no need of getting into feverish
+haste to cry out on what is; yet you, who wrote it, can leave it and
+look at other poetry, and speak so of it: how well of you!
+
+I am still too near the production of _Aurora Leigh_ to be quite able
+to see it all; my wife used to write it, and lay it down to hear our
+child spell, or when a visitor came,--it was thrust under the cushion
+then. At Paris, a year ago last March, she gave me the first six books
+to read, I having never seen a line before. She then wrote the rest,
+and transcribed them in London, where I read them also. I wish, in
+one sense, that I had written and she had read it.... I shall commend
+myself to you by telling you this. Indeed, the proper acknowledgement
+of your letter seems to be that one should do something, not say
+something. If you were here, I might quite naturally begin repeating
+_Giaffar_ or _Solomon_, and the rest. You would see whether I was not
+capable of getting all the good out of your praise.
+
+While I write, there is a strange thing that happened last night
+impossible to get out of my thoughts. It may give you pain to tell you
+of it, yet if with the pain come triumphant memories and hopes, as I
+expect there will, you may choose the pain with them. What decides me
+to tell it is that I heard you years ago allude to the destruction of
+a volume of _Lamia, Isabella, &c., to be restored to you yet_--now you
+remember; also, I think, of your putting my name near Shelley's in the
+end of your letter, where you say 'since I lost Shelley'. Is it not
+strange that I should have transcribed for the first time, last night,
+the _Indian Serenade_ that, together with some verses of Metastasio,
+accompanied that book? That I should have been reserved to tell
+the present possessor of them--to whom they were given by Captain
+Roberts--_what_ the poem _was, and that it had been published_! It is
+preserved religiously; but the characters are all but illegible, and
+I needed a good magnifying-glass to be quite sure of such of them as
+remain. The end is that I have rescued three or four variations in the
+reading of that divine little poem, as one reads it, at least, in the
+_Posthumous Poems_. It is headed the _Indian_ _Serenade_ (not _Lines
+to an Indian Air_). In the first stanza the seventh line is 'Hath led
+me'; in the second, the third line is 'And the champak's odours fail';
+and the eighth, 'O! Beloved as thou art!' In the last stanza, the
+seventh line was, 'Oh, press it to thine own again.' Are not all these
+better readings? (even to the 'Hath' for 'Has'.) There, I give them
+you as you gave us Milton's hair. If I have mistaken in telling you,
+you will understand and forgive.
+
+I think I will ask my wife to say a word or two so I shall be sure
+that you forgive. Now let my wife say the remainder. All I have
+wished to do--know how little likely it was that I should succeed in
+that--was to assure you of my pride and affectionate gratitude.--God
+bless you ever,
+
+R.B.
+
+
+Dear friend, I will say; for I feel it must be something as good as
+friendship that can forgive and understand this silence, so much like
+the veriest human kind of ingratitude. When I look back and think--all
+this time after that letter, and not a sign made--I wonder. Yet,
+if you knew! First of all, we were silent because we waited for
+information which you seemed to desire.... Then there were sadder
+reasons. Poor _Aurora_, that you were so more than kind to (oh, how
+can I think of it?), has been steeped in tears, and some of them of a
+very bitter sort. Your letter was addressed to my husband, you knowing
+by your delicate true instinct where your praise would give most
+pleasure; but I believe Robert had not the heart to write when I felt
+that I should not have the spirits to add a word in the proper key.
+When we came here from Florence a few months ago to get repose and
+cheerfulness from the sight of the mountains, we said to ourselves
+that we would speak to you at ease--instead of which the word was
+taken from our own mouth, and we have done little but sit by sick beds
+and meditate on gastric fevers. So disturbed we have been--so sad! our
+darling precious child the last victim. To see him lying still on his
+golden curls, with cheeks too scarlet to suit the poor patient eyes,
+looking so frightfully like an angel! It was very hard. But this is
+over, I do thank God, and we are on the point of carrying back our
+treasure with us to Florence to-morrow, quite recovered, if a little
+thinner and weaker, and the young voice as merry as ever. You are
+aware that that child I am more proud of than twenty _Auroras_, even
+after Leigh Hunt has praised them. He is eight years old, has never
+been '_crammed_', but reads English, Italian, French, German, and
+plays the piano--then, is the sweetest child! sweeter than he looks.
+When he was ill, he said to me, 'You pet! don't be unhappy about
+_me_. Think it's a boy in the street, and be a little sorry, but not
+unhappy.' Who could not be unhappy, I wonder?
+
+I never saw your book called the _Religion of the Heart._ It's the
+only book of yours I never saw, and I mean to wipe out that reproach
+on the soonest day possible. I receive more dogmas, perhaps (my
+'perhaps' being in the dark rather), than you do. I believe in the
+divinity of Jesus Christ in the intensest sense--that he was God
+absolutely. But for the rest, I am very unorthodox--about the spirit,
+the flesh, and the devil, and if you would not let me sit by you, a
+great many churchmen wouldn't; in fact, churches do all of them, as at
+present constituted, seem too narrow and low to hold true Christianity
+in its proximate developments. I, at least, cannot help believing them
+so.
+
+My dear friend, can we dare, after our sins against you--can we dare
+_wish_ for a letter from you sometimes? Ask, we dare not. May God
+bless you. Even if you had not praised me and made me so grateful,
+I should be grateful to you for three things--for your poetry (that
+first), then for Milton's hair, and then for the memory I have of
+our visit to you, when you sat in that chair and spoke so mildly and
+deeply at once.
+
+Let me be ever affectionately yours,
+
+ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING.
+
+
+
+
+CHARLOTTE BRONTE
+
+1816-1855
+
+
+
+TO A FRIEND
+
+_Trials of a governess_
+
+
+_July_ 1839.
+
+I cannot procure ink, without going into the drawing-room, where I do
+not wish to go.... I should have written to you long since, and told
+you every detail of the utterly new scene into which I have lately
+been cast, had I not been daily expecting a letter from yourself, and
+wondering and lamenting that you did not write; for you will remember
+it was your turn. I must not bother you too much with my sorrows, of
+which, I fear, you have heard an exaggerated account. If you were near
+me, perhaps I might be tempted to tell you all, to grow egotistical,
+and pour out the long history of a private governess's trials and
+crosses in her first situation. As it is, I will only ask you to
+imagine the miseries of a reserved wretch like me, thrown at once into
+the midst of a large family--proud as peacocks and wealthy as Jews--at
+a time when they were particularly gay--when the house was filled with
+company--all strangers--people whose faces I had never seen before.
+In this state I had charge given me of a set of pampered, spoilt,
+turbulent children, whom I was expected constantly to amuse, as well
+as to instruct. I soon found that the constant demand on my stock
+of animal spirits reduced them to the lowest state of exhaustion; at
+times I felt--and, I suppose, seemed--depressed. To my astonishment,
+I was taken to task on the subject by Mrs.----, with a sternness of
+manner and a harshness of language scarcely credible; like a fool, I
+cried most bitterly. I could not help it; my spirits quite failed me
+at first. I thought I had done my best--strained every nerve to please
+her; and to be treated in that way, merely because I was shy and
+sometimes melancholy, was too bad. At first I was for giving all up
+and going home. But, after a little reflection, I determined to summon
+what energy I had, and to weather the storm. I said to myself, 'I have
+never yet quitted a place without gaining a friend; adversity is
+a good school; the poor are born to labour, and the dependent to
+endure.' I resolved to be patient, to command my feelings, and to take
+what came; the ordeal, I reflected, would not last many weeks, and I
+trusted it would do me good. I recollected the fable of the willow and
+the oak; I bent quietly, and now, I trust, the storm is blowing over
+me. Mrs. ---- is generally considered an agreeable woman; so she is, I
+doubt not, in general society. Her health is sound, her animal spirits
+good, consequently she is cheerful in company; but oh! does this
+compensate for the absence of every fine feeling--of every gentle and
+delicate sentiment? She behaves somewhat more civilly to me now than
+she did at first, and the children are a little more manageable; but
+she does not know my character, and she does not wish to know it.
+I have never had five minutes' conversation with her since I came,
+except while she was scolding me. I have no wish to be pitied, except
+by yourself; if I were talking to you I could tell you much more.
+
+
+
+To WILLIAM WORDSWORTH
+
+_Thanks for advice_
+
+
+[1840.]
+
+... Authors are generally very tenacious of their productions, but I
+am not so much attached to this but that I can give it up without
+much distress. No doubt, if I had gone on, I should have made quite
+a Richardsonian concern of it.... I had materials in my head for
+half-a-dozen volumes.... Of course, it is with considerable regret I
+relinquish any scheme so charming as the one I have sketched. It is
+very edifying and profitable to create a world out of your own brains,
+and people it with inhabitants, who are so many Melchisedecs, and have
+no father nor mother but your own imagination.... I am sorry I did
+not exist fifty or sixty years ago, when the _Ladies' Magazine_ was
+flourishing like a green bay tree. In that case, I make no doubt, my
+aspirations after literary fame would have met with due encouragement,
+and I should have had the pleasure of introducing Messrs. Percy and
+West into the very best society, and recording all their sayings and
+doings in double-columned close-printed pages.... I recollect, when I
+was a child, getting hold of some antiquated volumes, and reading
+them by stealth with the most exquisite pleasure. You give a correct
+description of the patient Grisels of those days. My aunt was one of
+them; and to this day she thinks the tales of the _Ladies' Magazine_
+infinitely superior to any trash of modern literature. So do I; for
+I read them in childhood, and childhood has a very strong faculty of
+admiration, but a very weak one of criticism.... I am pleased that
+you cannot quite decide whether I am an attorney's clerk or a
+novel-reading dressmaker. I will not help you at all in the discovery;
+and as to my handwriting, or the ladylike touches in my style and
+imagery, you must not draw any conclusion from that--I may employ an
+amanuensis. Seriously, sir, I am very much obliged to you for your
+kind and candid letter. I almost wonder you took the trouble to read
+and notice the novelette of an anonymous scribe, who had not even the
+manners to tell you whether he was a man or a woman, or whether his
+'C.T.' meant Charles Timms or Charlotte Tomkins.
+
+
+
+TO A FRIEND
+
+_At school abroad_
+
+
+Brussels [c. _May_ 1842].
+
+I was twenty-six years old a week or two since; and at this ripe time
+of life I am a school-girl, and, on the whole, very happy in that
+capacity. It felt very strange at first to submit to authority instead
+of exercising it--to obey orders instead of giving them; but I like
+that state of things. I returned to it with the same avidity that a
+cow, that has long been kept on dry hay, returns to fresh grass. Don't
+laugh at my simile. It is natural to me to submit, and very unnatural
+to command.
+
+This is a large school, in which there are about forty externes, or
+day-pupils, and twelve pensionnaires, or boarders. Madame Heger,
+the head, is a lady of precisely the same cast of mind, degree of
+cultivation, and quality of intellect as Miss ----. I think the severe
+points are a little softened, because she has not been disappointed,
+and consequently soured. In a word, she is a married instead of a
+maiden lady. There are three teachers in the school--Mademoiselle
+Blanche, Mademoiselle Sophie, and Mademoiselle Marie. The two first
+have no particular character. One is an old maid, and the other will
+be one. Mademoiselle Marie is talented and original, but of repulsive
+and arbitrary manners, which have made the whole school, except myself
+and Emily, her bitter enemies. No less than seven masters attend, to
+teach the different branches of education--French, Drawing, Music,
+Singing, Writing, Arithmetic, and German. All in the house are
+Catholics except ourselves, one other girl, and the gouvernante
+of Madame's children, an Englishwoman, in rank something between a
+lady's-maid and a nursery governess. The difference in country and
+religion makes a broad line of demarcation between us and all the
+rest. We are completely isolated in the midst of numbers. Yet I think
+I am never unhappy; my present life is so delightful, so congenial to
+my own nature, compared to that of a governess. My time, constantly
+occupied, passes too rapidly. Hitherto both Emily and I have had good
+health, and therefore we have been able to work well. There is one
+individual of whom I have not yet spoken--M. Heger, the husband of
+Madame. He is professor of rhetoric, a man of power as to mind, but
+very choleric and irritable in temperament. He is very angry with me
+just at present, because I have written a translation which he chose
+to stigmatize as '_peu correcte_'. He did not tell me so, but wrote
+the word on the margin of my book, and asked, in brief stern phrase,
+how it happened that my compositions were always better than my
+translations? adding that the thing seemed to him inexplicable. The
+fact is, some weeks ago, in a high-flown humour, he forbade me to use
+either dictionary or grammar in translating the most difficult English
+compositions into French. This makes the task rather arduous, and
+compels me every now and then to introduce an English word, which
+nearly plucks the eyes out of his head when he sees it. Emily and he
+don't draw well together at all. Emily works like a horse, and she has
+had great difficulties to contend with--far greater than I have
+had. Indeed, those who come to a French school for instruction ought
+previously to have acquired a considerable knowledge of the French
+language, otherwise they will lose a great deal of time, for the
+course of instruction is adapted to natives and not to foreigners;
+and in these large establishments they will not change their ordinary
+course for one or two strangers. The few private lessons that M. Heger
+has vouchsafed to give us, are, I suppose, to be considered a great
+favour; and I can perceive they have already excited much spite and
+jealousy in the school.
+
+You will abuse this letter for being short and dreary, and there are a
+hundred things which I want to tell you, but I have not time. Brussels
+is a beautiful city. The Belgians hate the English. Their external
+morality is more rigid than ours. To lace the stays without a
+handkerchief on the neck is considered a disgusting piece of
+indelicacy.
+
+
+
+To A FRIEND
+
+_Curates to tea_
+
+
+[1845.]
+
+You thought I refused you coldly, did you? It was a queer sort of
+coldness, when I would have given my ears to say Yes, and was obliged
+to say No. Matters, however, are now a little changed. Anne is come
+home, and her presence certainly makes me feel more at liberty. Then,
+if all be well, I will come and see you. Tell me only when I must
+come. Mention the week and the day. Have the kindness also to answer
+the following queries, if you can. How far is it from Leeds to
+Sheffield? Can you give me a notion of the cost? Of course, when I
+come, you will let me enjoy your own company in peace, and not drag me
+out a-visiting. I have no desire at all to see your curate. I think he
+must be like all the other curates I have seen; and they seem to me
+a self-seeking, vain, empty race. At this blessed moment, we have no
+less than three of them in Haworth parish--and there is not one to
+mend another. The other day, they all three, accompanied by Mr. S.,
+dropped, or rather rushed, in unexpectedly to tea. It was Monday
+(baking-day), and I was hot and tired; still, if they had behaved
+quietly and decently, I would have served them out their tea in peace;
+but they began glorifying themselves, and abusing Dissenters in such
+a manner, that my temper lost its balance, and I pronounced a few
+sentences sharply and rapidly, which struck them all dumb. Papa was
+greatly horrified also, but I don't regret it.
+
+
+
+To GEORGE HENRY LEWES
+
+_Herself and Miss Austen_
+
+
+12 _Jan_. 1848.
+
+Dear Sir,
+
+I thank you then sincerely for your generous review; and it is with
+the sense of double content I express my gratitude, because I am now
+sure the tribute is not superfluous or obtrusive. You were not severe
+on _Jane Eyre_; you were very lenient. I am glad you told me my faults
+plainly in private, for in your public notice you touch on them so
+lightly, I should perhaps have passed them over, thus indicated, with
+too little reflection.
+
+I mean to observe your warning about being careful how I undertake new
+works; my stock of materials is not abundant, but very slender; and
+besides, neither my experience, my acquirements, nor my powers, are
+sufficiently varied to justify my ever becoming a frequent writer. I
+tell you this, because your article in _Fraser_ left in me an uneasy
+impression that you were disposed to think better of the author of
+_Jane Eyre_ than that individual deserved; and I would rather you had
+a correct than a flattering opinion of me, even though I should never
+see you.
+
+If I ever _do_ write another book, I think I will have nothing of what
+you call 'melodrama'; I _think_ so, but I am not sure. I _think_,
+too, I will endeavour to follow the counsel which shines out of
+Miss Austen's 'mild eyes', 'to finish more and be more subdued'; but
+neither am I sure of that. When authors write best, or at least, when
+they write most fluently, an influence seems to waken in them, which
+becomes their master--which will have its own way--putting out of view
+all behests but its own, dictating certain words, and insisting
+on their being used, whether vehement or measured in their nature;
+new-moulding characters, giving unthought-of turns to incidents,
+rejecting carefully-elaborated old ideas, and suddenly creating and
+adopting new ones.
+
+Is it not so? And should we try to counteract this influence? Can we
+indeed counteract it?
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Why do you like Miss Austen so very much? I am puzzled on that point.
+What induced you to say that you would have rather written _Pride and
+Prejudice_, or _Tom Jones_, than any of the Waverley Novels?
+
+I had not seen _Pride and Prejudice_ till I read that sentence of
+yours, and then I got the book. And what did I find? An accurate,
+daguerreotyped portrait of a commonplace face; a carefully-fenced,
+highly-cultivated garden, with neat borders and delicate flowers; but
+no glance of a bright, vivid physiognomy, no open country, no fresh
+air, no blue hill, no bonny beck. I should hardly like to live with
+her ladies and gentlemen, in their elegant but confined houses. These
+observations will probably irritate you, but I shall run the risk.
+
+Now I can understand admiration of George Sand; for though I never saw
+any of her works which I admired throughout (even _Consuelo_, which
+is the best, or the best that I have read, appears to me to couple
+strange extravagance with wondrous excellence), yet she has a grasp of
+mind, which, if I cannot fully comprehend, I can very deeply respect;
+she is sagacious and profound;--Miss Austen is only shrewd and
+observant.
+
+Am I wrong--or, were you hasty in what you said? If you have time,
+I should be glad to hear further on this subject; if not, or if you
+think the questions frivolous, do not trouble yourself to reply.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+_The argument continued_
+
+
+18 _Jan_. 1848.
+
+Dear Sir,
+
+I must write you one more note, though I had not intended to trouble
+you again so soon. I have to agree with you, and to differ from you.
+
+You correct my crude remarks on the subject of the 'influence'; well,
+I accept your definition of what the effects of that influence should
+be; I recognize the wisdom of your rules for its regulation....
+
+What a strange lecture comes next in your letter! You say I must
+familiarize my mind with the fact, that 'Miss Austen is not a poetess,
+has no "sentiment"' (you scornfully enclose the word in inverted
+commas), 'no eloquence, none of the ravishing enthusiasm of
+poetry',--and then you add, I _must_ 'learn to acknowledge her as _one
+of the greatest artists, of the greatest painters of human character_,
+and one of the writers with the nicest sense of means to an end that
+ever lived'.
+
+The last point only will I ever acknowledge.
+
+Can there be a great artist without poetry?
+
+What I call--what I will bend to, as a great artist then--cannot
+be destitute of the divine gift. But by _poetry_, I am sure, you
+understand something different to what I do, as you do by 'sentiment'.
+It is _poetry_, as I comprehend the word, which elevates that
+masculine George Sand, and makes out of something coarse, something
+Godlike. It is 'sentiment', in my sense of the term--sentiment
+jealously hidden, but genuine, which extracts the venom from that
+formidable Thackeray, and converts what might be corrosive poison into
+purifying elixir.
+
+If Thackeray did not cherish in his large heart deep feeling for his
+kind, he would delight to exterminate; as it is, I believe, he wishes
+only to reform. Miss Austen being, as you say, without 'sentiment',
+without _poetry_, maybe _is_ sensible, real (more _real_ than _true_),
+but she cannot be great.
+
+I submit to your anger, which I have now excited (for have I not
+questioned the perfection of your darling?); the storm may pass over
+me. Nevertheless, I will, when I can (I do not know when that will be,
+as I have no access to a circulating library), diligently peruse all
+Miss Austen's works, as you recommend.... You must forgive me for
+not always being able to think as you do, and still believe me, Yours
+gratefully.
+
+
+
+TO A FRIEND
+
+_Illness and death of Emily Bronte_
+
+
+23 _Nov_. 1848.
+
+I told you Emily was ill, in my last letter. She has not rallied yet.
+She is _very_ ill. I believe, if you were to see her, your impression
+would be that there is no hope. A more hollow, wasted, pallid aspect
+I have not beheld. The deep tight cough continues; the breathing after
+the least exertion is a rapid pant; and these symptoms are accompanied
+by pains in the chest and side. Her pulse, the only time she allowed
+it to be felt, was found to beat 115 per minute. In this state she
+resolutely refuses to see a doctor; she will give no explanation of
+her feelings, she will scarcely allow her feelings to be alluded to.
+Our position is, and has been for some weeks, exquisitely painful. God
+only knows how all this is to terminate. More than once, I have been
+forced boldly to regard the terrible event of her loss as possible,
+and even probable. But nature shrinks from such thoughts. I think
+Emily seems the nearest thing to my heart in the world.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+10 _Dec_.
+
+I hardly know what to say to you about the subject which now interests
+me the most keenly of anything in this world, for, in truth, I hardly
+know what to think myself. Hope and fear fluctuate daily. The pain in
+her side and chest is better; the cough, the shortness of breath, the
+extreme emaciation, continue. I have endured, however, such tortures
+of uncertainty on this subject that, at length, I could endure it
+no longer; and as her repugnance to seeing a medical man continues
+immutable,--as she declares 'no poisoning doctor' shall come near
+her,--I have written, unknown to her, to an eminent physician in
+London, giving as minute a statement of her case and symptoms as I
+could draw up, and requesting an opinion. I expect an answer in a day
+or two. I am thankful to say that my own health at present is very
+tolerable. It is well such is the case; for Anne, with the best will
+in the world to be useful, is really too delicate to do or bear much.
+She too, at present, has frequent pains in the side. Papa is also
+pretty well, though Emily's state renders him very anxious.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_[Tuesday.]_
+
+I should have written to you before, if I had had one word of hope to
+say; but I have not. She grows daily weaker. The physician's opinion
+was expressed too obscurely to be of use. He sent some medicine, which
+she would not take. Moments so dark as these I have never known. I
+pray for God's support to us all. Hitherto He has granted it.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+21 _Dec_. 1848.
+
+Emily suffers no more from pain or weakness now. She never will suffer
+more in this world. She is gone, after a hard, short conflict. She
+died on _Tuesday_, the very day I wrote to you. I thought it very
+possible she might be with us still for weeks; and a few hours
+afterwards, she was in eternity. Yes; there is no Emily in time or
+on earth now. Yesterday we put her poor, wasted, mortal frame quietly
+under the church pavement. We are very calm at present. Why should we
+be otherwise? The anguish of seeing her suffer is over; the spectacle
+of the pains of death is gone by; the funeral day is past. We feel she
+is at peace. No need now to tremble for the hard frost and the keen
+wind. Emily does not feel them. She died in a time of promise. We saw
+her taken from life in its prime. But it is God's will, and the place
+where she is gone is better than that she has left.
+
+God has sustained me, in a way that I marvel at, through such agony
+as I had not conceived. I now look at Anne, and wish she were well and
+strong; but she is neither; nor is papa. Could you now come to us for
+a few days? I would not ask you to stay long. Write and tell me if you
+could come next week, and by what train. I would try to send a gig for
+you to Keighley. You will, I trust, find us tranquil. Try to come. I
+never so much needed the consolation of a friend's presence. Pleasure,
+of course, there would be none for you in the visit, except what your
+kind heart would teach you to find in doing good to others.
+
+
+
+To MR. G. SMITH
+
+_Thackeray and 'Esmond'_
+
+
+14 _Feb_. 1852.
+
+MY DEAR SIR,
+
+It has been a great delight to me to read Mr. Thackeray's work; and
+I so seldom now express my sense of kindness that, for once, you must
+permit me, without rebuke, to thank you for a pleasure so rare and
+special. Yet I am not going to praise either Mr. Thackeray or his
+book. I have read, enjoyed, been interested, and after all, feel full
+as much ire and sorrow as gratitude and admiration. And still one
+can never lay down a book of his without the two last feelings having
+their part, be the subject or treatment what it may. In the first half
+of the book, what chiefly struck me was the wonderful manner in which
+the writer throws himself into the spirit and letters of the times
+whereof he treats; the allusions, the illustrations, the style,
+all seem to me so masterly in their exact keeping, their harmonious
+consistency, their nice, natural truth, their pure exemption from
+exaggeration. No second-rate imitator can write in that way; no coarse
+scene-painter can charm us with an allusion so delicate and perfect.
+But what bitter satire, what relentless dissection of diseased
+subjects! Well, and this, too, is right, or would be right, if
+the savage surgeon did not seem so fiercely pleased with his work.
+Thackeray likes to dissect an ulcer or an aneurism; he has pleasure
+in putting his cruel knife or probe into quivering, living flesh.
+Thackeray would not like all the world to be good; no great satirist
+would like society to be perfect.
+
+As usual, he is unjust to women; quite unjust. There is hardly any
+punishment he does not deserve for making Lady Castlewood peep through
+a keyhole, listen at a door, and be jealous of a boy and a milkmaid.
+Many other things I noticed that, for my part, grieved and exasperated
+me as I read; but then, again, came passages so true, so deeply
+thought, so tenderly felt, one could not help forgiving and
+admiring....
+
+But I wish he could be told not to care much for dwelling on the
+political or religious intrigues of the times. Thackeray, in his
+heart, does not value political or religious intrigues of any age or
+date. He likes to show us human nature at home, as he himself daily
+sees it; his wonderful observant faculty likes to be in action. In him
+this faculty is a sort of captain and leader; and if ever any passage
+in his writings lacks interest, it is when this master-faculty is for
+a time thrust into a subordinate position. I think such is the case in
+the former half of the present volume. Towards the middle, he throws
+off restraint, becomes himself, and is strong to the close. Everything
+now depends on the second and third volumes. If, in pith and interest,
+they fall short of the first, a true success cannot ensue. If the
+continuation be an improvement upon the commencement, if the stream
+gather force as it rolls, Thackeray will triumph. Some people have
+been in the habit of terming him the second writer of the day; it just
+depends on himself whether or not these critics shall be justified in
+their award. He need not be the second. God made him second to no man.
+If I were he, I would show myself as I am, not as critics report me;
+at any rate, I would do my best. Mr. Thackeray is easy and indolent,
+and seldom cares to do his best. Thank you once more; and believe
+me--&c.
+
+
+
+TO THE SAME
+
+'_Esmond' again_
+
+
+10 _Nov_. 1852.
+
+... I have read the third volume of _Esmond._ I found it both
+entertaining and exciting to me; it seems to possess an impetus and
+excitement beyond the other two,--that movement and brilliancy its
+predecessors sometimes wanted, never fails here. In certain passages,
+I thought Thackeray used all his powers; their grand, serious force
+yielded a profound satisfaction. 'At last he puts forth his strength,'
+I could not help saying to myself. No character in the book strikes
+me as more masterly than that of Beatrix; its conception is fresh,
+and its delineation vivid. It is peculiar; it has impressions of a
+new kind--new at least, to me. Beatrix is not, in herself, all bad. So
+much does she sometimes reveal of what is good and great as to suggest
+this feeling--you would think she was urged by a Fate. You would think
+that some antique doom presses on her house, and that once in so
+many generations its brightest ornament was to become its greatest
+disgrace. At times, what is good in her struggles against this
+terrible destiny, but the Fate conquers. Beatrix cannot be an honest
+woman and a good man's wife. She 'tries, and she _cannot_'. Proud,
+beautiful, and sullied, she was born what she becomes, a king's
+mistress. I know not whether you have seen the notice in the _Leader_;
+I read it just after concluding the book. Can I be wrong in deeming
+it a notice tame, cold, and insufficient? With all its professed
+friendliness, it produced on me a most disheartening impression.
+Surely, another sort of justice than this will be rendered to _Esmond_
+from other quarters. One acute remark of the critic is to the effect
+that Blanche Amory and Beatrix are identical--sketched from the same
+original! To me they are about as identical as a weazel and a royal
+tigress of Bengal; both the latter are quadrupeds,--both the former,
+women.
+
+
+
+
+
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