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+<h1>The Project Gutenberg eBook, The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and
+Instruction, Vol. 19, No. 537, March 10, 1832, by Various</h1>
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+<p>Title: The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction, Vol. 19, No. 537, March 10, 1832</p>
+<p>Author: Various</p>
+<p>Release Date: June 2, 2004 [eBook #12497]</p>
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+<p>***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE MIRROR OF LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION, VOL. 19, NO. 537, MARCH 10, 1832***</p>
+<br />
+<br />
+<center><b>E-text prepared by Jonathan Ingram, David Garcia,<br />
+ and the Project Gutenberg Online Distributed Proofreading Team</b></center>
+<br />
+<br />
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page145" name="page145"></a>[pg 145]</span>
+ <h1>THE MIRROR<br />
+ OF<br />
+ LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.</h1>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <table width="100%" summary="Banner">
+ <tr>
+ <td align="left"><b>VOL. XIX, NO. 537.]</b></td>
+ <td align="center"><b>SATURDAY, MARCH 10, 1832.</b></td>
+ <td align="right"><b>[PRICE 2d.</b></td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <hr class="full" />
+<h2>
+ POLYNESIAN ISLANDS.
+</h2>
+<div class="figure" style="width: 100%;">
+<a href="images/537-1.png"><img width="100%" src="images/537-1.png"
+alt="Tucopia." /></a>
+<center>TUCOPIA.</center>
+</div>
+<div class="figure" style="width: 100%;">
+<a href="images/537-2.png"><img width="100%" src="images/537-2.png"
+alt="Piercy Islands" /></a>
+<center>PIERCY ISLANDS.</center>
+</div>
+<p>
+Mr. George Bennett,<a id="footnotetag1" name="footnotetag1"></a><a href="#footnote1"><sup>1</sup></a> whose "Journals" and "Researches" denote him to
+be a shrewd and ingenious observer, has favoured us with the original
+sketches of the above cuts. They represent three of the spots that stud
+the Southern Pacific Ocean. The first beams with lovely luxuriance in
+its wood-crowned heights; while the second and third rise from the bosom
+of the sea in frowning sterility
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page146" name="page146"></a>[pg 146]</span>
+ amidst the gay ripple that ever and
+anon laves their sides, and plashes in the brilliancy of the sunbeam.
+</p>
+<p>
+Tucopia, or Barwell's Island, has recently been elsewhere described by
+Mr. Bennett.<a id="footnotetag2" name="footnotetag2"></a><a href="#footnote2"><sup>2</sup></a> His sketch includes the S.W. side of the island, and
+his entertaining description is as follows:
+</p>
+<p>
+"This small but elevated and wooded island was discovered by the
+ship Barwell in 1798; it was afterwards (1810) visited by the French
+navigators, who called it by the native name Tucopia. On the S.W. side
+of the island is a wooded, picturesque valley, surrounded by lofty
+mountains, and containing a small but well-inhabited village. Two
+singularly isolated basaltic rocks, of some elevation, partially bare,
+but at parts covered by shrubs, rise from about the centre of the
+valley. When close in, two canoes came off containing several natives,
+who readily came on board; two of them had been in an English whaler,
+(which ships occasionally touched at the island for provisions, &amp;c.) and
+addressed us in tolerable English. They were well formed, muscular men,
+with fine and expressive features, of the Asiatic race, in colour of a
+light copper; they wore the hair long, and stained of a light brown
+colour; they were tattooed only on the breast, which had been executed
+in a neat vandyked form; the ears, as also the septum narium, were
+perforated, and in them were worn tortoiseshell rings; around the waist
+was worn a narrow piece of native cloth (died either of a dark red or
+yellow colour), or a small narrow mat formed from the bark of a tree,
+and of fine texture; some of these had neatly-worked dark red borders,
+apparently done with the fibres of some dyed bark. They rub their bodies
+with scented cocoa-nut oil as well as turmeric. The canoes were neatly
+constructed, had outriggers, and much resemble those of Tongatabu; the
+sails were triangular, and formed of matting. No weapons were observed
+in the possession of any of the natives; they said they had two muskets,
+which had been procured in barter from some European ship. We landed on
+a sandy beach, and were received by a large concourse of natives. We
+were introduced to a grave old gentleman, who was seated on the ground,
+recently daubed with turmeric and oil for this ceremony; he was styled
+the ariki, or chief, of this portion of the island. On an axe, as well
+as other presents, being laid before him, he (as is usual among the
+chiefs of the Polynesian Islands on a ceremonial occasion) did not show
+any expression of gratification or dislike at the presents but in a
+grave manner made a few inquiries about the ship. Near the ariki sat a
+female, whose blooming days had passed; she was introduced as his wife;
+her head was decorated with a fillet of white feathers; the upper part
+of her body was exposed, but she wore a mat round the waist which
+descended to the ankles; the chief was apparently a man of middle age.
+</p>
+<p>
+"The native habitations were low, of a tent form, and thatched with
+cocoa-nut leaves; these habitations were not regular, but scattered
+among the dense vegetation which surrounded them on all sides. The tacca
+pinnatifida, or Polynesian arrow-root plant, called massoa by the
+natives, was abundant, as also the fittou, or calophyllum inophyllum,
+and a species of fan palm, growing to the height of fifteen and twenty
+feet, called tarapurau by the natives; the areka palm was also seen, and
+the piper betel was also cultivated among them. They had adopted the
+oriental custom of chewing the betel; in using this masticatory they
+were not particular about the maturity of the nuts, some eating them
+very young as well as when quite ripe; they carried them about enclosed
+in the husk, which was taken off when used.<a id="footnotetag3" name="footnotetag3"></a><a href="#footnote3"><sup>3</sup></a> At a short distance from
+the beech, inland, was a lake of some extent, nearly surrounded by
+lofty, densely-wooded hills. Some wild ducks were seen, and a gun being
+fired at them, the report raised numbers of the 'plumy tribe,' filling
+the air with their screams, alarmed at a noise to which they had been
+unaccustomed. Several native graves were observed, which were very neat;
+a stone was placed at the head and the grave neatly covered over by
+plaited sections of the cocoa-nut frond; no particular enclosures for
+the burial of the dead were observed. When rambling about, the 'timid
+female' fled at our approach. From a casual glimpse of the <i>fair</i>
+objects, they merit being classed among the 'beautiful portion of the
+creation;' their hair was cut close.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Cooked yams, cocoa-nuts, &amp;c. were brought us by the natives, and
+their manner was very friendly; of provisions, yams, hogs, &amp;c. could
+be procured.
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page147" name="page147"></a>[pg 147]</span>
+ The natives were anxious to accompany us on the voyage,
+and it was with the greatest difficulty that we could get rid of them.
+It seems they have occasional intercourse with islands at some distance
+from them; two fine polished gourds, containing lime, &amp;c. used with
+their betel, were observed among them&mdash;one was plain and the other
+ornamented with figures, apparently burnt by some instrument. They
+stated that these had been procured from the island of Santa Cruz
+(Charlotte's Archipelago) by one of the chief's sons. Some of the
+natives were observed much darker than others, and there appeared
+a mixture of some races. Their numerals were as follows:&mdash;
+</p>
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> "1 Tashi.</p>
+ <p> 2 Rua.</p>
+ <p> 3 Toru.</p>
+ <p> 4 Fa.</p>
+ <p> 5 Hima.</p>
+ <p> 6 Ono.</p>
+ <p> 7 Fithu.</p>
+ <p> 8 Warru.</p>
+ <p> 9 Hiva.</p>
+ <p> 10 Tanga, foru."</p>
+</div></div>
+<p>
+The isolated basaltic rocks in the centre of the valley may give rise to
+some curious speculations on the origin of this island. It has long been
+decided that basaltic rocks are of igneous origin, in opposition to the
+theory of Werner&mdash;that they were deposited by the ocean on the summits
+of elevated mountains. May not the occurrence of these basalt rocks
+therefore illustrate the more immediate volcanic origin of Tucopia?
+</p>
+<p>
+The second Cut represents the PIERCY ISLANDS, two barren islets situated
+a short distance off Cape Bret, (New Zealand,) near the entrance of the
+Bay of Islands: one is of very small size, and appears connected to the
+other by a ledge of rocks visible at low water. The larger one is quoin
+shaped, and has a remarkable perforation, seen in the sketch.
+</p>
+<hr />
+<h3>
+ OLIVER GOLDSMITH.
+</h3>
+<center>
+(<i>For the Mirror.</i>)
+</center>
+<p>
+One of the residences of this historian and poet, was about a mile from
+Paddington on the north side of the Edgware Road, near a place called
+Kilburn Priory; and the wooden cottage is still standing, although the
+land near it has been of late covered with newly-erected villas. It is
+occupied by a person in humble life, and is not to be altered or removed
+owing to the respect entertained for the memory of this remarkable
+literary character. In this cottage, Goldsmith wrote his admirable
+treatise on <i>Animated Nature.</i> A sketch of this rustic dwelling is
+a desideratum, as, in after days, it may be demolished to make way for
+modern improvement.
+</p>
+<h4>
+J.C.H.
+</h4>
+<hr />
+<h3>
+ STANZAS
+</h3>
+<center>
+TO THE SPIRIT OF EVENING.
+</center>
+<center>
+(<i>For the Mirror.</i>)
+</center>
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Mild genius of the silent eve!</p>
+<p class="i2"> Thy pathway through the radiant skies,</p>
+ <p> Is the rich track which sunbeams weave</p>
+<p class="i2"> With all their varied, mingling, dyes,</p>
+ <p> Ere yet the lingering sun has fled,</p>
+ <p> Or glory left the mountain's head.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Yet not one ray of sunset's hue</p>
+<p class="i2"> Illumes thy silent, peaceful train;</p>
+ <p> And scarce a murmur trembles through</p>
+<p class="i2"> The woods, to hail thy gentle reign,</p>
+ <p> Save where the nightingale, afar,</p>
+ <p> Sings wildly to thy lonely star.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Yet gentlest eve, attending thee,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Come meek devotion, peace, and rest,</p>
+ <p> Mild contemplation, memory,</p>
+<p class="i2"> And silence with her sway so blest;</p>
+ <p> And every mortal wish and thought,</p>
+ <p> By thee to holiest peace is wrought.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Thine airs that crisp the quiet stream,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Are soft as slumbering infants' breath:</p>
+ <p> The trembling stars, that o'er thee beam,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Are pure as Faith's own crowning wreath:</p>
+ <p> And e'en thy silence has for me</p>
+ <p> A charm more sweet than melody.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Oh gentle spirit, blending all</p>
+<p class="i2"> The beauties parting day bestows,</p>
+ <p> With deeper hues that slowly fall,</p>
+<p class="i2"> To shadow Nature's soft repose;</p>
+ <p> So sweet, so mild, thy transient sway,</p>
+ <p> We mourn it should so soon decay.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> But like the loveliest, frailest things</p>
+<p class="i2"> We prize on earth, thou canst not last;</p>
+ <p> For scarce thine hour its sweetness brings</p>
+<p class="i2"> To soothe, and bless us, e'er 'tis past;</p>
+ <p> And night, dull cheerless night destroys</p>
+ <p> Thy tender light, and peaceful joys.</p>
+</div></div>
+<h4>
+SYLVA.
+</h4>
+<hr />
+<h3>
+ TRAVELLING NOTES IN SOUTH WALES.
+</h3>
+<center>
+(<i>To the Editor.</i>)
+</center>
+<p>
+I observe a communication respecting my little note on the shrimp in one
+of your recent Numbers. Whether shrimps or not, I was not aware of my
+error, for they closely resembled them, and were not "as different as
+possible," as H.W. asserts. Every person too, must have remarked the
+agility of the old shrimp when caught. They were besides of various
+sizes, many being much larger that what H.W. means as the "sea flea."
+Perhaps H.W. will be good enough to describe the size of the latter
+when he sends his history of the shrimp.
+</p>
+<p>
+With regard to the "encroachers," my information must have been
+incorrect. I had omitted, accidentally however, in the hurry of writing,
+to add "if undisturbed for a certain period," to the passage quoted in
+page 20 of your No. 529.
+</p>
+<p>
+In North Wales, some years ago, there were some serious disturbances
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page148" name="page148"></a>[pg 148]</span>
+concerning an invasion of the alleged rights of the peasantry, but
+I do not now remember the particulars. Few things by the way, have been
+attended with more mischievous effects in England than the extensive
+system of inclosures which has been pursued within the last thirty
+years. No less than 3,000 inclosure acts have been passed during that
+period; and nearly 300,000 acres formerly common, inclosed: from which
+the poor cottager was once enabled to add greatly to his comfort, and
+by the support thus afforded him, to keep a cow, pigs, &amp;c.
+</p>
+<p>
+I attended a meeting at Exeter Hall, the other day, of the "Labourers'
+Friend Society," whose object is to provide the peasantry with small
+allotments of land at a low rent. This system, if extensively adopted,
+promises to work a wonderful change for the better in the condition of
+the working classes. Indeed the system where adopted has already been
+attended with astonishing results. When we come to consider that out of
+the 77,394,433 acres of land in the British Isles, there are no less
+than 15,000,000 acres of uncultivated wastes, which might be profitably
+brought under cultivation; it is surprising to us, that instead of
+applying funds for emigration, our legislators have so long neglected
+this all-important subject. Of the remaining 62,394,433 acres, it
+appears that 46,522,970 are cultivated, and 15,871,463 unprofitable
+land. The adoption of the allotment system has been justly characterized
+as of national importance, inasmuch as it diminishes the burdens of the
+poor, is a stimulus to industry, and profitably employs their leisure
+hours; besides affording an occupation for their children, who would
+otherwise, perhaps, run about in idleness.
+</p>
+<p>
+In the reign of Elizabeth, no cottager had less than four acres of land
+to cultivate; but it has been found that a single rood has produced the
+most beneficial effects. We need scarcely add that where adopted, it has
+very greatly reduced the poor-rates. The subject is an interesting one,
+and, I trust, we shall in a short period hear of the benevolent and
+meritorious objects of the Society being extensively adopted. We refer
+the reader to some remarks on the subject in connexion with the Welsh
+peasantry, &amp;c. in <i>The Mirror</i>, No. 505.
+</p>
+<p>
+In our description of Swansea, in No. 465, we mentioned the facility
+with which the harbour could be improved, and the importance of adapting
+it for a larger class of shipping than now frequent that port. On a
+recent visit to South Wales, we found this improvement about to be
+carried into effect, and an act is to be obtained during the present
+session of Parliament. A new harbour on an extensive scale, is also
+about to be commenced near Cardiff. The increase of population in Wales
+has been very considerable since the census of 1821. Wales contains a
+superficies of 4,752,000 acres; of which 3,117,000 are cultivated;
+530,000 capable of improvement, and 1,105,000 acres are unprofitable
+land.
+</p>
+<h4>
+VYVYAN.
+</h4>
+<hr class="full" />
+<h2>
+ THE SKETCH BOOK
+</h2>
+<hr />
+<h3>
+SCOTTISH SPORTING.
+</h3>
+<center>
+(<i>Concluded from page</i> 137.)
+</center>
+<p>
+But here come the graces of the forest, fifty at least in the herd&mdash;how
+beautifully light and airy; elegance and pride personified; onward they
+come in short, stately trot, and tossing and sawing the wind with their
+lofty antlers, like Sherwood oak taking a walk; heavens! it is a sight
+of sights. Now advance in play, a score of fawns and hinds in front of
+the herd, moving in their own light as it were, and skipping and leaping
+and scattering the dew from the green sward with their silvery feet,
+like fairies dancing on a moonbeam, and dashing its light drops on to
+the fairy ring with their feet of ether. O! it was a sight of living
+electricity; our very eyes seemed to shoot sparks from man to man, and
+even the monkey himself, as we gazed at each other in trembling
+suspense.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Noo, here they coom wi' their een o' fire an' ears o' air," whispered
+the Ettric poet.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Hush," quoth I, "or they'll be off like feathers in a whirlwind, or
+shadows of the lights and darks of nothingness lost in a poet's
+nightmare."
+</p>
+<p>
+"A <i>sumph</i> ye mean," answered Jammie.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Hush, there they are gazing in the water, and falling in love with
+their own reflected beauty."
+</p>
+<p>
+"Mark the brindled tan buck," whispered one keeper to the other. They
+fired together, and both struck him plump in his eye of fire; mine
+seemed to drop sparks with sympathy: he bounded up ten feet high&mdash;he
+shrieked, and fell stone dead; Gods, what a shriek it was; I fancy even
+now I have that shriek and its hill-echo chained to the tympanum of my
+ear, like the shriek of the shipwrecked hanging
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page149" name="page149"></a>[pg 149]</span>
+ over the sea&mdash;heavens!
+it was a pity to slay a king I thought, as I saw him fall in his pride
+and strength; but by some irresistible instinct, my own gun, pulled, I
+don't know how, and went off, and wounded another in the hip, and he
+plunged like mad into the river, to staunch his wounds and defend
+himself against the dogs. Ay, there he is keeping them at bay, and
+scorning to yield an inch backward; and now the keeper steals in behind
+him and lets him down by ham-stringing him: but when he found his
+favourite dog back-broken by the buck, why he cursed the deer, and
+begged our pardon for swearing; and now he cuts a slashing gash from
+shoulder to chop to let out the blood; and there lay they, dead, in
+silvan beauty, like two angels which might have been resting on the
+pole, and spirit-stricken into ice before they had power to flee away.
+</p>
+<p>
+But we must away to Sir Reynard's hall, and unsough him; this we can
+do with less sorrowful feelings than killing a deer, which indeed,
+is like taking the life of a brother or a sister; but as to a fox,
+there is an old clow-jewdaism about him, that makes me feel like
+passing Petticoat-lane or Monmouth-street, or that sink of iniquity,
+Holy-well-street. O, the cunning, side-walking, side-long-glancing,
+corner-peeping, hang-dog-looking, stolen-goods-receiving knave;
+"Christian dog" can hold no sympathy with thee, so have at thee.
+Ah, here is his hold, a perfect Waterloo of bones.
+</p>
+<p>
+"The banes o' my bonnie Toop, a prayer of vengeance for that; an' Sandy
+Scott's twa-yir-auld gimmer, marterdum for that." "An' my braxsied
+wether," quoth a forester; "the rack for that, and finally the auld
+spay-wife's bantam cock, eyes and tongue cut out and set adrift again,
+for that." Now we set to work to clear his hole for "rough Toby"
+(a long-backed, short-legged, wire-haired terrier of Dandy Dinmont's
+breed) to enter; in he went like red-hot fire, and "ready to nose the
+vary deevil himsel sud he meet him," as Jammie Hogg said; and to see
+the chattering anxiety of the red-coated monkey, as he sat at the mouth
+of the fox-hole, on his shaggy, grizzle-grey shadow of a horse, like a
+mounted guardsman in the hole yonder at St. James's; it truly would have
+made a "pudding creep" with laughter&mdash;"Reek, reek, reeking into th' hole
+after Toby, with his we we cunnin, pinkin, glimmerin een, an' catchin
+him 'bith stump o' th' tail as he were gooin in an' handing as long as
+he could," as James said. O, it was a very caricature of a caricature.
+But list, I hear them scuffle, they are coming out. Notice the monkey
+shaking his "bit staff;" here they come like a chimney swept in a hurry,
+they are out. "What a gernin, glowerin, sneerin, deevilitch leuk can a
+tod gie when hee's keepit at bay just afore he slinks off," exclaimed
+the poet, as Reynard was stealing away; but yonder they go before the
+wind, down the sweeping, outstretched glen, like smoke in a blast.
+Ay, there they go, two stag hounds, monkey, and grew, and Toby yelping
+behind; what a view we have of them&mdash;the grew is too fleet for him, he
+turns him and keeps him at bay till the hounds come up; now they are
+off again, and now we lose them, vanished like the shadow of a dream.
+</p>
+<p>
+We followed, and on our way we met a herdsman, with his eyes staring
+like two bullets stuck in clay, or rather two currants stuck in a
+pudding: he said he had met "the deevil, a' dress'd like a heelanman o'
+tod huntin;" of course we laughed from the bottom end of our very
+bowels; but that was not the way to undemonize him, no, he pledged
+himself that he saw him "wi' his own twa een lowp off the shoather o' a
+thing lik a snagged foal, an' gie the tod such a dirl 'ith heed, that he
+kilt him deed's a herrin, an' we micht a' witness the same by gannin to
+the Shouther o' Birkin Brae." And truly it was as he said, for we found
+the mark of the little Highlandman's shillela on the fox's head, while
+he himself was sitting a straddle on him, like "the devil looking over
+Lincoln Minster," and the dogs lying panting round about.
+</p>
+<p>
+On our road home to Hogg's we paid a visit to a wild-cat's lair in the
+Eagle's Cragg, and of all the incarnate devils, for fighting I ever saw,
+they "cow the cuddy," as the Scotch say; perfect fiends on earth. There
+was <i>pa</i> and <i>ma</i>, or rather <i>dad</i> and <i>mam</i>, (about
+the bigness of tiger-cats, one was four feet and a half from tip to
+tail) and seven kittens well grown; and O, the spit, snarl, tusshush and
+crissish, and mow-waaugh they did kick up in their den, whilst in its
+darkness we could see the <i>electricity</i> or phosphorescence of their
+eyes and hair sparkling like chemical fire-works. But I must tell you
+the rest hereafter, for my paper is out!
+</p>
+<h4>
+W.H.
+</h4>
+<hr />
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page150" name="page150"></a>[pg 150]</span>
+</p>
+<h2>
+ FINE ARTS.
+</h2>
+<hr />
+<h3>
+ MR. HAYDON'S PICTURES.
+</h3>
+<p>
+Mr. Haydon has nearly completed his <i>Xenophon</i>, which he intends to
+make the nucleus of an Exhibition during the present town season. The
+King has graciously lent Mr. Haydon the <i>Mock Election</i> picture;
+(for an Engraving of which see Mirror, vol. xi. p. 193,) for the above
+purpose. There will be other pictures, of comic and domestic interest
+by the same artist; among which will be <i>Waiting for the Times</i>,
+(purchased by the Marquess of Stafford;) <i>The First Child</i>, very
+like papa about the eyes, and mamma about the nose; <i>Reading the
+Scriptures; Falstaff and Pistol; Achilles playing the Lyre;</i> and
+others, which with a variety of studies, will make up an interesting
+Exhibition.
+</p>
+<hr class="full" />
+<h2>
+ THE NATURALIST.
+</h2>
+<hr />
+<h3>
+ A DAY IN BRAZIL.
+</h3>
+<p>
+The following is a translation of the leaf from the journal of Dr.
+Martins, dated Para, August 16, 1819; and describes an equatorial day,
+as observed near the mouths of the Para and the Amazons:&mdash;
+</p>
+<p>
+How happy am I here! How thoroughly do I now understand many things
+which before were incomprehensible to me! The glorious features of this
+wonderful region, where all the powers of nature are harmoniously
+combined, beget new sensations and ideas. I now feel that I better know
+what it is to be a historian of nature. Overpowered by the contemplation
+of an immense solitude, of a profound and inexpressible stillness,
+it is, doubtless, impossible at once to perceive all its divine
+characteristics; but the feeling of its vastness and grandeur cannot
+fail to arouse in the mind of the beholder the thrilling emotions
+of a hitherto inexperienced delight.
+</p>
+<p>
+It is three o'clock in the morning, I quit my hammock; for the
+excitement of my spirits banishes sleep. I open my window, and gaze on
+the silent solemnity of night. The stars shine with their accustomed
+lustre, and the moon's departing beam is reflected by the clear surface
+of the river. How still and mysterious is every thing around me! I take
+my dark lantern, and enter the cool verandah, to hold converse with my
+trusty friends the trees and shrubs nearest to our dwelling. Most of
+them are asleep, with their leaves closely pressed together; others,
+however, which repose by day, stand erect, and expand themselves in
+the stillness of night. But few flowers are open; only those of the
+sweet-scented Paulli<i>nia</i> greet me with a balmy fragrance, and
+thine, lofty mango, the dark shade of whose leafy crown shields me from
+the dews of night. Moths flit, ghost-like, round the seductive light of
+my lantern. The meadows, ever breathing freshness, are now saturated
+with dew, and I feel the damp of the night air on my heated limbs.
+A Cicàda, a fellow-lodger in the house, attracts me by its domestic
+chirp back into my bedroom, and is there my social companion, while,
+in a happy dreaming state, I await the coming day, kept half awake by
+the buzz of the mosquites, the kettle-drum croak of the bull-frog, or
+the complaining cry of the goatsucker.
+</p>
+<p>
+About five o'clock I again look out, and behold the morning twilight.
+A beautiful even tone of grey, finely blended with a warmth-giving red,
+now overspreads the sky. The zenith only still remains dark. The trees,
+the forms of which become gradually distinct, are gently agitated by
+the land wind, which blows from the east. The red morning light and
+its reflexes play over the dome-topped caryocars, bertholetias, and
+symphonias. The branches and foliage are in motion, and all the lately
+slumbering dreamers are now awake, and bathe in the refreshing air
+of the morning. Beetles fly, gnats buzz, and the varied voice of the
+feathered race resounds from every bush; the apes scream as they clamber
+into the thickets; the night moths, surprised by the approach of light,
+swarm back in giddy confusion to the dark recesses of the forest; there
+is life and motion in every path; the rats and all the gnawing tribe are
+hastily retiring to their holes, and the cunning marten, disappointed of
+his prey, steals from the farm-yard, leaving untouched the poultry, to
+whom the watchful cock has just proclaimed the return of day.
+</p>
+<p>
+The growing light gradually completes the dawn, and at length the
+effulgent day breaks forth. It is nature's jubilee. The earth awaits her
+bridegroom, and, behold, he comes! Rays of red light illumine the sky,
+and now the sun rises. In another moment he is above the horizon, and,
+emerging from a sea of fire, he casts his glowing rays upon the earth.
+The magical twilight is gone; bright gleams flit from point to point,
+accompanied by deeper and deeper shadows. Suddenly the enraptured
+observer beholds around him the joyous earth, arrayed in fresh dewy
+splendour, the fairest of brides. The vault of heaven is cloudless;
+on the earth all is instinct
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page151" name="page151"></a>[pg 151]</span>
+ with life, and every animal and plant is
+in the full enjoyment of existence. At seven o'clock the dew begins to
+disappear, the land breeze falls off, and the increasing heat soon makes
+itself sensibly felt. The sun ascends rapidly and vertically the
+transparent blue sky, from which every vapour seems to disappear; but
+presently, low in the western horizon, small, flaky, white clouds are
+formed. These point towards the sun, and gradually extend far into the
+firmament. By nine o'clock the meadow is quite dry, the forest appears
+in all the splendour of its glowing foliage. Some buds are expanding;
+others, which had effloresced more rapidly, have already disappeared.
+Another hour, and the clouds are higher: they form broad, dense masses,
+and, passing under the sun, whose fervid and brilliant rays now pervade
+the whole landscape, occasionally darken and cool the atmosphere.
+The plants shrink beneath the scorching rays, and resign themselves
+to the powerful influence of the ruler of the day. The merry buzz of the
+gold-winged beetle and humming-bird becomes more audible. The variegated
+butterflies and dragon-flies on the bank of the river, produce, by
+their gyratory movements, lively and fantastic plays of colour. The
+ground is covered with swarms of ants, dragging along leaves for
+their architecture. Even the most sluggish animals are roused by the
+stimulating power of the sun. The alligator leaves his muddy bed, and
+encamps upon the hot sand; the turtle and lizard are enticed from their
+damp and shady retreats; and serpents of every colour crawl along the
+warm and sunny footpaths.
+</p>
+<p>
+But now the clouds are lowering; they divide into strata, end,
+gradually getting heavier, denser, and darker, at last veil the horizon
+in a blueish grey mist. Towards the zenith they tower up in bright
+broad-spreading masses, and assume the appearance of gigantic mountains
+in the air. All at once the sky is completely overcast, excepting that a
+few spots of deep blue still appear through the clouds. The sun is hid,
+but the heat of the atmosphere is more oppressive. The noontide is past;
+a cheerless melancholy gloom hangs heavily over nature. Fast sink the
+spirits; for painful is the change to those who have witnessed the
+joyous animation of the morning. The more active animals roam wildly
+about, seeking to allay the cravings of hunger and thirst; only the
+quiet and slothful, who have taken refuge in the forest, seem to have
+no apprehension of the dreadful crisis. But it comes! it rushes on with
+rapid strides, and we shall certainly have it here. The temperature is
+already lowered; the fierce and clashing gales tear up trees by the
+roots. Dark and foaming billows swell the surface of the deeply agitated
+sea. The roar of the river is surpassed by the sound of the wind, and
+the waters seem to flow silently into the ocean. There the storm rages.
+Twice, thrice, flashes of pale blue lightning traverse the clouds in
+rapid succession: as often does the thunder roll in loud and prolonged
+claps through the firmament. Drops of rain fall. The plants begin to
+recover their natural freshness; it thunders again, and the thunder
+is followed, not by rain, but by torrents, which pour down from the
+convulsed sky. The forest groans; the whizzing rustle of the waving
+leaves becomes a hollow murmuring sound, which at length resembles
+the distant roll of muffled drums. Flowers are scatterd to and fro,
+leaves are stripped from the boughs, branches are torn from the stems,
+and massy trees are overthrown; the terrible hurricane ravishes all
+the remaining virgin charms of the levelled and devastated plants.
+But wherefore regret their fate? Have they not lived and bloomed?
+Has not the <i>Inga</i> twisted together its already emptied stamens?
+Have not the golden petals fallen from the fractified blossoms of the
+Banisèr<i>ia</i>, and has not the fruit-loaded <i>A</i>rum yielded its
+faded spathe to the storm? The terrors of this eventful hour fall
+heavily even on the animal world. The feathered inhabitants of the woods
+are struck dumb, and flutter about in dismay on the ground; myriads of
+insects seek shelter under leaves and trunks of trees. The wild Mammàlia
+are tamed, and suspend their work of war and carnage; the cold-blooded
+Amphíbia alone rejoice in the overwhelming deluge, and millions of
+snakes and frogs, which swarm in the flooded meadows, raise a chorus of
+hissing and croaking. Streams of muddy water flow through the narrow
+paths of the forests into the river, or pour into the cracks and chasms
+of the soil. The temperature continues to descend, and the clouds
+gradually empty themselves.
+</p>
+<p>
+But at length a change takes place, and the storm which lately raged so
+furiously is over. The sun shines forth with renovated splendour through
+long extended masses of clouds, which gradually disperse towards the
+horizon on the north and south, assuming, as in the morning, light,
+vapoury forms, and hemming the azure basis of the firmament. A smiling
+deep blue sky now gladdens the earth, and the horrors of the past
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page152" name="page152"></a>[pg 152]</span>
+are speedily forgotten. In an hour no trace of the storm is visible;
+the plants, dried by the warm sunbeams, rear their heaps with renewed
+freshness, and the different kinds of animals obey, as before, their
+respective instincts and propensities.
+</p>
+<p>
+Evening approaches, and new clouds appear between the white flaky
+fringes of the horizon. They diffuse over the landscape tints of violet
+and pale yellow, which harmoniously blends the lofty forests in the
+back-ground with the river and the sea. The setting sun, surrounded by
+hues of variegated beauty, now retires through the western portals of
+the firmament, leaving all nature to love and repose. The soft twilight
+of evening awakens new sensations in animals and plants, and buzzing
+sounds prove that the gloomy recesses of the woods are full of life and
+motion. Love-sighs are breathed through the fragrant perfumes of newly
+collapsed flowers, and all animated nature feels the influence of this
+moment of voluptuous tranquillity. Scattered gleams of light, reflected
+splendours of the departed sun, still float upon the woodland ridges;
+while, amidst a refreshing coolness, the mild moon arises in calm and
+silent grandeur, and diffusing her silver light over the dark forest,
+imparts to every object a new and softened aspect. Night comes;&mdash;nature
+sleeps, and the etheral canopy of heaven, arched out in awful immensity
+over the earth, sparkling with innumerable witnesses of far distant
+glories, infuses into the heart of man humility and confidence,&mdash;a
+divine gift after such a day of wonder and delight!&mdash;<i>Mag. Nat.
+Hist</i>. No. 24.
+</p>
+<hr class="full" />
+<h2>
+ NOTES OF A READER.
+</h2>
+<hr />
+<h3>
+THE BRITISH MUSEUM.
+</h3>
+<p>
+We are happy to learn that the celebrated Arundel MSS., which had been
+held for some time by the Royal Society, have recently been transferred
+to the British Museum; as well as a valuable addition of coins.
+In accordance with the suggestions made during the last Session of
+Parliament, the library of the Museum will henceforth be open to the
+public every day in the week, except Sundays.
+</p>
+<p>
+During the past year 38,000 individuals visited the Museum, and very
+nearly 100,000, namely, 99,852 persons, from all parts of the kingdom,
+visited the Library for the purposes of study.
+</p>
+<p>
+By the way, a livery-servant complained, in <i>The Times</i> of the 1st
+instant, that he had been refused admission to the Museum on an open and
+public day, in consequence of his wearing a livery, notwithstanding he
+saw "soldiers and sailors go in without the least objection." <i>The
+Times</i> remarks, "We believe livery-servants are not excluded from the
+sight at Windsor on an open day. We suspect that the regulation is not
+so much owing to any aristocratical notions on the part of the Directors
+of the Museum, as to that fastidious feeling which prevails in this
+country more than any other, and most of all among the lower ranks of
+the middle classes." The cause is reasonable enough; but we believe that
+livery-servants are not admitted at Windsor: the exclusion seems to be a
+caprice of Royalty, for servants are excluded from our palace-gardens,
+as Kensington. Surely this is unjust. If servants consent to wear
+liveries to gratify the vanity of their wealthy employers, it is hard to
+shut them out from common enjoyments on that account. This is in the
+true spirit of vassalage, of which the liveries are comparatively a
+harmless relic. In Paris we remember seeing a round-frocked peasant,
+apparently just from the plough, pacing the polished floor of the Louvre
+gallery with rough nailed shoes, and then resting on the velvet topped
+settees; and he was admitted <i>gratis</i>. Would such a person,
+tendering his shilling, be admitted to the Exhibition at Somerset House?
+</p>
+<hr />
+<h3>
+ DOMESTIC CHEMISTRY.
+</h3>
+<center>
+<i>Elements of Chemistry familiarly explained and practically
+illustrated</i>.
+</center>
+<p>
+This is an excellent little work by Mr. Brande: it is not avowedly so,
+although everyone familiar with his valuable Manual of Chemistry will
+soon identify the authorship. The present is only the first Part of this
+petite system, containing Attraction, Heat, Light, and Electricity.
+It is, as the author intended it to be, "less learned and elaborate
+than the usual systematic works, and at the same time more detailed,
+connected, and explicit than the 'Conversations' or 'Catechisms.'"
+It avoids "all prolixity of language and the use of less intelligible
+terms;" and, to speak plainly, the illustrative applications throughout
+the work are familiar as household words. Witness the following extract
+from the effects of Heat:
+</p>
+<center>
+<i>Ventilation&mdash;Heating Rooms</i>.
+</center>
+<p>
+"In consequence of the <i>lightness</i> of heated air, it always rises
+to the upper parts of rooms and buildings, when it either escapes, or,
+becoming cooled and
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page153" name="page153"></a>[pg 153]</span>
+ <i>heavier</i>, again descends. If, in cold weather,
+we sit under a skylight in a warm room, a current of cold air is felt
+descending upon the head, whilst warmer currents, rising from our bodies
+and coming into contact with the cold glass, impart to it their excess
+of heat. Being thus contracted in bulk, and rendered specifically
+heavier, they in their turn descend, and thus a perpetual motion is kept
+up in the mass of air. This effect is attended with much inconvenience
+to those who inhabit the room, and is in great measure prevented by the
+use of double windows, which prevent the rapid cooling and production of
+troublesome currents in the air of the apartment.
+</p>
+<p>
+"We generally observe, when the door of a room is opened, that there are
+two distinct currents in the aperture; which may be rendered evident
+by holding in it the flame of a candle. At the upper part it is blown
+outwards, but inwards at the lower part; in the middle, scarcely any
+draught of air, one way or other, is perceptible.
+</p>
+<p>
+"The art of ventilating rooms and buildings is in a great measure
+dependent upon the currents which we are enabled to produce in air by
+changes of temperature, and is a subject of considerable importance.
+As the heated air and effluvia of crowded rooms pass upwards, it is
+common to leave apertures in or near the ceiling for their escape. Were
+it not, indeed, for such contrivances, the upper parts of theatres and
+some other buildings would scarcely be endurable; but a mere aperture,
+though it allows the foul air to escape, in consequence of its specific
+lightness, is also apt to admit a counter-current of denser and cold
+air, which pours down into the room, and produces great inconvenience.
+This effect is prevented by heating, in any convenient way, the tube or
+flue through which the foul air escapes. A constantly ascending current
+is then established; and whenever cold air attempts to descend, the
+heat of the flue rarefies and drives it upwards. Thus the different
+ventilators may terminate in tubes connected with a chimney; or they
+may unite into a common trunk, which may pass over a furnace purposely
+for heating it.
+</p>
+<p>
+"In some of our theatres, the gas chandelier is made a very effectual
+ventilator. It is suspended under a large funnel, which terminates
+in a cowl outside the roof; and the number of burners heat the air
+considerably, and cause its very rapid and constant ascent through the
+funnel, connected with which there may be other apertures in the ceiling
+of the building. But in these and most other cases, we may observe that
+the vents are not sufficiently capacious; and the foul air from the
+house, and from the gas-burners themselves, not being able readily to
+escape, diffuses itself over the upper part of the building, and renders
+the galleries hot and suffocating&mdash;all which is very easily prevented by
+the judicious adjustment of the size of the ventilating channels to the
+quantity of air which it is requisite should freely pass through them.
+</p>
+<p>
+"The small tin ventilators, consisting of a rotating wheel, which we
+sometimes see in window-panes, are perfectly useless, though it is often
+imagined, in consequence of their apparent activity, that they must be
+very effectual; but the fact is, that a very trifling current of air
+suffices to put them in motion, and the apertures for its escape are so
+small as to produce no effectual change in the air of the apartment:
+they are also as often in motion by the ingress as by the egress of air.
+</p>
+<p>
+"From what has been said, it will be obvious that our common fires
+and chimneys are most powerful ventilators, though their good services
+in this respect are often overlooked. As soon as the fire is lighted,
+a rapid ascending current of air is established in the chimney, and
+consequently there must be a constant ingress of fresh air to supply
+this demand, which generally enters the room through the crevices of the
+doors and windows. When these are too tight, the chimney smokes or the
+fire will not draw; and in such cases it is sometimes necessary to make
+a concealed aperture in some convenient part of the room for the
+requisite admission of air, or to submit to sitting with a window or
+door partly open. Any imperfect action of the chimney, or descending
+current, is announced by the escape of smoke into the room, and is
+frequently caused by the flue being too large, or not sufficiently
+perpendicular and regular in its construction. When there is no fire,
+the chimneys also generally act as ventilators; and in summer there is
+often a very powerful current up them, in consequence of the roof and
+chimney-pots being heated by the sun, and thus accelerating the ascent
+of the air. In a well-constructed house there should be sufficient
+apertures for the admission of the requisite quantity of air into the
+respective rooms, without having occasion to trust to its accidental
+ingress through every crack and crevice that will allow it to pass.
+These openings
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page154" name="page154"></a>[pg 154]</span>
+ may either be concealed, or made ornamental, and by
+proper management may be subservient to the admission of warm air
+in winter."
+</p>
+<hr />
+<h3>
+ HENRI III. OF FRANCE.
+</h3>
+<p>
+We quote the following scene from one of the Tales recently published
+in three volumes with the general cognomen of <i>Chantilly</i>. It is from
+the longest and most successful of the stories called "D'Espignac,"
+in the time of Henri III., and, as our extract shows, the scenes and
+sketches exhibit considerable talent, and a certain graphic minuteness
+which has become very popular in modern novels. The tale itself is not
+to our purpose, but we promise the reader a <i>petit souper</i> of horrors
+from its perusal, especially to those who woo terror to delight them.
+The pen is young and feminine, and of high promise. The occasion of the
+following scene is an interview of one of the characters with Henri.
+</p>
+<p>
+"It was a small dark apartment, hung round with tapestry, the ceiling
+richly decorated with massive ornaments of carved oak, and the floor
+covered with a dark-coloured carpet of Turkey manufacture, so thick and
+soft that the footsteps fell unheard as they advanced over it. It was
+here that the monarch usually spent his leisure hours, and various were
+the objects indicative of his tastes and habits scattered around, in a
+confusion which completely put to flight all ideas of study or devotion
+in the mind of the visiter. On a small table near the door were strewn
+divers preparations for the toilette, and cosmetics for improving the
+complexion, of which the King used quantities almost incredible, all
+prepared by his own hand; and the mixing and arranging of these formed
+his greatest delight and amusement. In the recesses on each side the
+window stood two highly-polished ebony cases, which Catherine de Medicis
+his mother had brought from Italy, for containing books and holy relics;
+but for this they were totally useless to the present royal owner, who
+applied them to a far different purpose. On the lower shelf next the
+ground, were arranged small ornamented baskets, in each of which, on
+satin cushions, reposed in regal luxury a litter of spaniel puppies,
+which, together with their pampered mother, did not fail to salute with
+deafening noise any stranger who entered. The messes, medicines, and
+food of these little favourites completely filled the upper shelves, or
+only disputed ground with the chains and collars of their predecessors,
+a few of whom, rescued from oblivion, stood on the top, seemingly ready
+as in life to fly out with inhospitable fury on the approach of
+intruders.
+</p>
+<p>
+"The upper compartments of the window were of painted glass, and cast a
+dismal light through the apartment, while the lower panes were darkened
+by the hawk-mews raised on the terrace, that the King might enjoy the
+daily satisfaction of seeing the birds fed before his eyes. On a table
+near the window stood an inkstand, with various implements for writing,
+but from the sorry condition in which they appeared, and the confusion
+prevailing around, it was evident they were but seldom used. Small was
+the space, however, allotted to such unimportant objects. His Majesty
+had been deeply engaged during the morning tending a sick puppy, which
+having washed in sweet water, and combed with a gilt comb, he had
+adorned with ribbons, and placed in a basket by his side; mixing a
+scented paste for whitening the hands, preparing a wash for the skin,
+binding the broken leg of a wounded merlin, and finally seeking
+relief from such engrossing pursuits in the favourite recreation of
+disburdening a precious missal of its exquisite illuminations, in order
+to ornament the walls and enliven the chamber! It was at this table
+that Henri himself was seated, with his head resting on his hands, and
+apparently buried in thought. The noisy greeting of the spaniels as
+La Vallée entered caused him to start, and he turned towards the door
+an anxious unquiet look, bespeaking distrust and apprehension, which,
+however, quickly changed to one of pleasure as he heard the name and
+recognised the features of his visiter.
+</p>
+<p>
+"The King was at that time in the very flower of his age, and yet
+he appeared no longer young. The cares of royalty, the murder of the
+Guises, had planted many a deep and lasting furrow on his brow, which
+time would have otherwise withheld for many years. His pallid cheek
+and sunken eye told of a mind but ill at ease. No art, no charm could
+restore the bloom and freshness which remorse for the past and fear for
+the future had long ago dispelled, never to return. And yet, with that
+sweet self-deception which all are so disposed to practise, he sought
+to banish reflection and beguile alarm in the pursuit of all kinds of
+frivolous amusements unworthy of his rank or station, and fancied he
+had succeeded in chasing care if for a moment he ceased to think.
+</p>
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page155" name="page155"></a>[pg 155]</span>
+</p>
+<p>
+"His costume even now was foppish and <i>recherché</i>. Much time had
+evidently been spent in adjusting the drooping leathers of his jewelled
+toque, and no pains had been spared in properly disposing the plaits
+of his <i>fraise</i> and ruffles, or in arranging the folds of his
+broidered mantle. The snow-white slippers, with the sky-blue roses, the
+silken hose and braided doublet, seemed better fitted for the parade of
+the courtly saloon than the privacy of the closet. The hand he extended
+to the Count was like that of a youthful beauty, rather than of one who
+had once wielded sword with the bravest. Every finger was adorned with
+a costly jewel, which flashed and sparkled in the light as he waved his
+hand in token of welcome, and, pointing to a chair, bade his visiter be
+seated."
+</p>
+<hr class="full" />
+<h2>
+ SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS.
+</h2>
+<hr />
+<h3>
+ THE LAW OF ARREST. A TALE FROM FACTS.
+</h3>
+<p>
+Once upon a time there lived at Hamburgh a certain merchant of the name
+of Meyer&mdash;he was a good little man; charitable to the poor, hospitable
+to his friends, and so rich that he was extremely respected, in spite
+of his good nature. Among that part of his property which was vested
+in other people's hands, and called debts, was the sum of five hundred
+pounds owed to him by the Captain of an English vessel. This debt had
+been so long contracted that the worthy Meyer began to wish for a new
+investment of his capital. He accordingly resolved to take a trip to
+Portsmouth, in which town Captain Jones was then residing, and take that
+liberty which in my opinion should in a free country never be permitted,
+viz. the liberty of applying for his money.
+</p>
+<p>
+Our worthy merchant one bright morning found himself at Portsmouth; he
+was a stranger to that town, but not unacquainted altogether with the
+English language. He lost no time in calling on Captain Jones.
+</p>
+<p>
+"And vat?" said he to a man whom he asked to show him to the Captain's
+house, "vat is dat fine veshell yondare?"
+</p>
+<p>
+"She be the Royal Sally," replied the man, "bound for Calcutta&mdash;sails
+to-morrow; but here's Captain Jones's house, Sir, and he'll tell you
+all about it."
+</p>
+<p>
+The merchant bowed, and knocked at the door of a red brick house&mdash;door
+green&mdash;brass knocker. Captain Gregory Jones was a tall man; he wore a
+blue coat without skirts; he had high cheek bones, small eyes, and his
+whole appearance was eloquent of what is generally termed the bluff
+honesty of the seaman. Captain Gregory seemed somewhat disconcerted at
+seeing his friend&mdash;he begged for a little further time. The merchant
+looked grave&mdash;three years had already elapsed. The Captain demurred&mdash;the
+merchant pressed&mdash;the Captain blustered&mdash;and the merchant, growing
+angry, began to threaten. All of a sudden Captain Jones's manner
+changed&mdash;he seemed to recollect himself, begged pardon, said he could
+easily procure the money, desired the merchant to go back to his inn,
+and promised to call on him in the course of the day. Mynheer Meyer went
+home, and ordered an excellent dinner. Time passed&mdash;his friend came not.
+Meyer grew impatient. He had just put on his hat and was walking out,
+when the waiter threw open the door, and announced two gentlemen.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Ah, dere comes de monish," thought Mynheer Meyer. The gentlemen
+approached&mdash;the taller one whipped out what seemed to Meyer a receipt.
+"Ah, ver well, I vill sign, ver well!"
+</p>
+<p>
+"Signing, Sir, is useless; you will be kind enough to accompany us. This
+is a warrant for debt, Sir; my house is extremely comfortable&mdash;gentlemen
+of the first fashion go there&mdash;quite moderate, too, only a guinea
+a-day&mdash;find your own wine."
+</p>
+<p>
+"I do&mdash;no&mdash;understand, Sare," said the merchant, smiling amiably,
+"I am ver vell off here&mdash;thank you&mdash;"
+</p>
+<p>
+"Come, come," said the other gentleman, speaking for the first time,
+"no parlavoo Monsoo, you are our prisoner&mdash;this is a warrant for the
+sum of 10,000l. due to Captain Gregory Jones."
+</p>
+<p>
+The merchant stared&mdash;the merchant frowned&mdash;but so it was. Captain
+Gregory Jones, who owed Mynheer Meyer 500l., had arrested Mynheer Meyer
+for 10,000l.; for, as every one knows, any man may arrest us who has
+conscience enough to swear that we owe him money. Where was Mynheer
+Meyer in a strange town to get bail? Mynheer Meyer went to prison.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Dis be a strange vay of paying a man his monish!" said Mynheer Meyer.
+</p>
+<p>
+In order to wile away time, our merchant, who was wonderfully social,
+scraped acquaintance with some of his fellow-prisoners. "Vat be you in
+prishon for?" said he to a stout respectable-looking man who seemed in
+a violent passion&mdash;"for vhat crime?"
+</p>
+<p>
+"I, Sir, crime!" quoth the prisoner;
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page156" name="page156"></a>[pg 156]</span>
+ "Sir, I was going to Liverpool
+to vote at the election, when a friend of the opposite candidate had
+me suddenly arrested for 2,000l. Before I get bail the election will
+be over!"
+</p>
+<p>
+"Vat's that you tell me? arrest you to prevent your giving an honesht
+vote? is that justice?"
+</p>
+<p>
+"Justice, no!" cried our friend, it's the Law of Arrest."
+</p>
+<p>
+"And vat be you in prishon for?" said the merchant pityingly to a thin
+cadaverous-looking object, who ever and anon applied a handkerchief to
+eyes that were worn with weeping.
+</p>
+<p>
+"An attorney offered a friend of mine to discount a bill, if he could
+obtain a few names to indorse it&mdash;<i>I</i>, Sir, indorsed it. The bill
+became due, the next day the attorney arrested all whose names were
+on the bill; there were eight of us, the law allows him to charge two
+guineas for each; there are sixteen guineas, Sir, for the lawyer&mdash;but
+I, Sir&mdash;alas my family will starve before <i>I</i> shall be released.
+Sir, there are a set of men called discounting attorneys, who live upon
+the profits of entrapping and arresting us poor folk."
+</p>
+<p>
+"Mine Gott! but is dat justice?"
+</p>
+<p>
+"Alas! No, Sir, it is the law of arrest."
+</p>
+<p>
+"But," said the merchant, turning round to a lawyer, whom the Devil had
+deserted, and who was now with the victims of his profession; "dey tell
+me, dat in Englant a man be called innoshent till he be proved guilty;
+but here am I, who, because von carrion of a shailor, who owesh me five
+hundred pounts, takes an oath that <i>I</i> owe him ten thousand&mdash;here am
+I, on that schoundrel's single oath, clapped up in a prishon. Is this
+a man's being innoshent till he is proved guilty, Sare?"
+</p>
+<p>
+"Sir," said the lawyer primly, "you are thinking of criminal cases;
+but if a man be unfortunate enough to get into debt, that is quite a
+different thing:&mdash;we are harder to poverty than we are to crime!"
+</p>
+<p>
+"But, mine Gott! is that justice?"
+</p>
+<p>
+"Justice! pooh! it's the law of arrest," said the lawyer, turning on
+his heel.
+</p>
+<p>
+Our merchant was liberated; no one appeared to prove the debt. He flew
+to a magistrate; he told his case; he implored justice against Captain
+Jones.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Captain Jones!" said the magistrate, taking snuff; "Captain Gregory
+Jones, you mean!"
+</p>
+<p>
+"Ay, mine goot Sare&mdash;yesh!"
+</p>
+<p>
+"He set sail for Calcutta yesterday. He commands the Royal Sally.
+He must evidently have sworn this debt against you for the purpose of
+getting rid of your claim, and silencing your mouth till you could
+catch him no longer. He's a clever fellow is Gregory Jones!"
+</p>
+<p>
+"De teufel! but, Sure, ish dere no remedy for de poor merchant?"
+</p>
+<p>
+"Remedy! oh, yes&mdash;indictment for perjury."
+</p>
+<p>
+"But vat use is dat? You say he be gone&mdash;ten thousand miles off&mdash;to
+Calcutta!"
+</p>
+<p>
+"That's certainly against your indictment!"
+</p>
+<p>
+"And cannot I get my monish?"
+</p>
+<p>
+"Not as I see."
+</p>
+<p>
+"And <i>I</i> have been arreshted instead of him!"
+</p>
+<p>
+"You have."
+</p>
+<p>
+"Sare, I have only von vord to say&mdash;<i>is</i> dat justice?"
+</p>
+<p>
+"That I can't say, Mynheer Meyer, but it is certainly the law of
+arrest," answered the magistrate; and he bowed the merchant out of
+the room.
+</p>
+<h4>
+<i>New Monthly Magazine</i>.
+</h4>
+<hr />
+<h3>
+ SONGS FOUND IN A GRECIAN URN.
+</h3>
+<center>
+ THE FIRST-BORN.
+</center>
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Beautiful, O woman! the sun on flower and tree,</p>
+ <p> And beautiful the balmy wind that dreameth on the sea;</p>
+ <p> And softly soundeth in thine ear, the song of peasants reaping,</p>
+ <p> The dove's low chant among the leaves, its twilight vigil keeping.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> And beautiful the hushing of the linnet in her nest,</p>
+ <p> With her young beneath her wings, and the sunset on her breast:</p>
+ <p> While hid among the flowers, where the dreamy bee is flitting,</p>
+ <p> Singing unto its own glad heart, the poet child is sitting.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> It stirreth up the soul, upon the golden waves to see,</p>
+ <p> The galley lifting up her crowned head triumphantly&mdash;</p>
+ <p> Io! Io! now she laugheth like a Queen of Araby,</p>
+ <p> While Joy and Music strew with flowers the pathway of her Chariotry!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> And beautiful unto thy soul, at summer time to wait,</p>
+ <p> Till Moonlight with her sweet pale feet, comes dancing to thy gate;</p>
+ <p> Thy violet-eyes upturn'd unto thy love with timid grace,</p>
+ <p> He feels thine arm about his neck, thy kisses on his face.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Beautiful, O gentle girl, these pleasant thoughts to thee,</p>
+ <p> These chosen sheaves, long harvested within thy memory!</p>
+ <p> But when thy face grows dim, with weariness and care,</p>
+ <p> Thy heart, forgetting all its songs, awaketh but to prayer!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Thou lookest for a gleeful face, thine opening eyes to greet,</p>
+ <p> While coldness gathers on thy breast, the shadow round thy feet&mdash;</p>
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page157" name="page157"></a>[pg 157]</span>
+ <p> Beautiful, O woman, the green earth and the flowers may be,</p>
+ <p> But sweeter in that hour the voice of thy First-born Child to thee!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+</div></div>
+<hr />
+<center>
+ THE ATHENIAN LOVER TO HIS MISTRESS.
+</center>
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> The spirit of mine eyes is faint</p>
+<p class="i2"> With gazing on thy light;</p>
+ <p> I close my eyelids, but within,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Sweet, thou art shining bright,</p>
+ <p> Sitting amid the purple gloom,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Like a flower-bird at night!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Thy beauty walketh by my side</p>
+<p class="i2"> By the green wood, on the sea;</p>
+ <p> I hear thee in the bird that sings</p>
+<p class="i2"> Upon the orange-tree;</p>
+ <p> Thy face upon the haunted streams</p>
+<p class="i2"> Is looking up to me.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Gentle one, in grief I linger</p>
+<p class="i2"> Beside the glimmering nest,</p>
+ <p> Till evening sinketh in the flowers,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Like a weary fawn to rest,</p>
+ <p> Yea, my heart is sick with longing</p>
+<p class="i2"> To dream upon thy breast!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> From the dark of their golden lids</p>
+<p class="i2"> Thy singing eyes look out,</p>
+ <p> Like doves in the olives hearing</p>
+<p class="i2"> The shepherd's jocund shout,</p>
+ <p> As he wandereth with his pipe</p>
+<p class="i2"> The sunny glen about.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> I have opened mine eyes&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i2"> Thy beauty will not part,</p>
+ <p> But thy feet are dancing round me,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Lovely! that thou art&mdash;</p>
+ <p> The sweet breath of thine eyes doth fall,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Like odour on my heart!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+</div></div>
+<hr />
+<center>
+ TO AN ARCADIAN CHILD SLEEPING.
+</center>
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Sleep on&mdash;sleep on&mdash;the silver flowers</p>
+<p class="i2"> A pillow for thy head may be,</p>
+ <p> While Evening with her band of hours</p>
+<p class="i2"> Sits by thee silently.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> From Morning in the vine-yards straying&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i2"> Sweet child, so fair and meek!</p>
+ <p> She lieth down, and tired of playing,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Darkens the bright grass with her cheek.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> One arm upon her eyes she foldeth,</p>
+<p class="i2"> O'er which her hair is softly fann'd,</p>
+ <p> And still with fainting grasp she holdeth</p>
+<p class="i2"> The lilies in her hand.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Oh&mdash;wake her not! the forest streams</p>
+<p class="i2"> With balmy lips are breathing rest;</p>
+ <p> Nor stir the garland of sweet dreams</p>
+<p class="i2"> Which Sleep hath bound upon her breast.</p>
+</div></div>
+<h4>
+<i>New Monthly Magazine</i>.
+</h4>
+<hr class="full" />
+<h2>
+THE SELECTOR; AND LITERARY NOTICES OF <i>NEW WORKS</i>.
+</h2>
+<hr />
+<h3>
+ ADVENTURES OF A YOUNGER SON.
+</h3>
+<p>
+These are three volumes of spirit-stirring scenes, understood to
+be written by Captain Trelawney, the friend of Lord Byron. They are
+said to embody many incidents of the early life of the writer, though
+portions are too strongly tinged with romance to belong to sober
+reality. The Younger Son is driven from his native hearth by a cruel
+father. His proud spirit revolts at such oppression. He sings with Byron
+</p>
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> And now I'm in the world alone,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Upon the wide wide sea;</p>
+ <p> But why should I for others groan,</p>
+<p class="i2"> When none will sigh for me.</p>
+</div></div>
+<p>
+His father intends him for the church, but instead of being sent to
+Oxford, he is taken to Portsmouth, and shipped on board a line of battle
+ship, the Superb, as passenger to join one of Nelson's squadron; but
+through delay he falls in with the Nelson fleet of Trafalgar, two days
+after the deathless victory. He returns to England, and is sent to Dr.
+Burney's navigation school. He next sails for the East Indies, and at
+Bombay he falls in with an adventurous stranger, whom he is minute in
+describing, "to account in part for the extraordinary influence he
+gained, on so short an acquaintance," over his mind and imagination.
+He became his model. The height of his ambition was to imitate him,
+even in his defects. Thenceforth his life of adventure begins. In its
+progress, he describes many beautiful scenes in the East with touching
+enthusiasm, and some of his pictures of luxuriant nature are admirably
+painted.
+</p>
+<p>
+We pass over these to the heroine, at Port St. Louis:
+</p>
+<center>
+<i>An Arabian Beauty</i>.
+</center>
+<p>
+"Zela had the blood of a fearless race. She had been bred and
+schooled amidst peril always at hand. Not having learnt to affect
+what she did not feel, she crossed ravines, wound along precipices,
+and waded through streams and rivers, not only without impeding us
+by enacting a pantomimic representation of fears, tears, entreaties,
+prayers, screaming, and fainting, but she was such a simpleton as not
+even to notice them, unless, in the usual sweet, low tone of her voice,
+to remark that they were delightful places to sit in, during the sultry
+part of the day; or she would stop her pony over a precipice to gather
+some curious flowers, drooping from a natural arch; or to pluck the
+pendant and waving boughs of the most graceful of Indian tress, the
+imperial mimosa, sensitive and sacred as love, shrinking from the
+touch of the profane.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Put this,' she said, holding out a branch, 'in your turban; for I am
+sure in some of these hollow caves and dreary chasms the ogres live;
+they feed their young with human blood, and they love to give them the
+young and beautiful. Put it in your turban, brother,&mdash;since you say I
+must not call you master;&mdash;and never frown,&mdash;I do not like to see it,
+for then you are not so handsome,&mdash;I mean, good, as when you smile.
+Do not laugh, but take it. It will preserve
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page158" name="page158"></a>[pg 158]</span>
+ you from every spell and
+magic. Nothing bad dares come near it.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"While crossing a sandy level, suddenly she started, as her eye caught
+some object. Without stopping her horse, which was ambling along, she
+sprang off, and ran up a sand hill, like a white doe. Never having
+witnessed any thing like this before, I was so astonished that she was
+returning, ere I could overtake her to ask if an ogre had lured her with
+his evil eye. 'O, no,' she cried,&mdash;'look here! You like flowers, but did
+you ever see any so lovely as this?&mdash;Smell it,&mdash;'tis so sweet, that the
+rose, if growing near it, loses its beauty and fragrance, from envy of
+its rival.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"Certainly I thought she was bewitched. It was a glaring, large, red
+bough, full of blowzy blossoms, and yellow berries, with a musky, foeted
+odour. 'Why,' I exclaimed, 'you have as much reason to be jealous of old
+Kamalia, your nurse, as the rose to be jealous of such a scraggy bramble
+as this! Faugh! the smell makes me sick.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"I suppose I was instigated to make this rude speech by her fondling
+and kissing it. Her dark eyes expanded; and she seemed, for an instant,
+to view me with astonishment, then with sorrow; as they closed, I
+perceived that their brightness was gone, and the long, jetty fringe,
+which arched upwards as it pressed her cheek, was covered with little
+pearly dew-drops. The branch fell from her hand under my feet, her
+sprightly form drooped, and the tones of her voice reminded me of the
+time when she hung over her dying parent, as she said,&mdash;'pardon me,
+stranger! I had forgotten you are not of my father's land. This tree
+covered my father's tent, sheltered us from the sun, and kept away the
+flies, when we slept in the day. Our virgins wreathe it in their hair,
+and, if they die, it is strewed over their graves. So, I can't help
+loving it better than any thing. But, since you say it makes you sick,
+I won't love it, or gather it any more.' Then her words became almost
+inarticulate from sobbing, as she added,&mdash;'Why should I wear it now?
+I belong to a stranger!. My father is gone!'
+</p>
+<p>
+"I need scarcely say that I not only returned the flowers, and pleaded
+my ignorance, but I went up to the hill, and pulled up the tree by the
+roots. 'Sweet sister,' said I, 'I was only angry with it because you
+abused the favoured tree of our country, the rose. But now, as the sun
+shines on it, and I see it nearer,'&mdash;looking at her,&mdash;'I do think the
+rose may envy it, as the loveliest of my country women might envy you.
+I'll plant it in our garden.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'O, how good you are!' she exclaimed; 'and I'll plant a rose-tree near
+it, and they shall mingle their sweets; for our love and care of them
+will make them live together without envy. Every thing should love each
+other. I love every tree, and fruit, and flower.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"Still I observed, as her thin robes were disarranged, that her little
+downy bosom fluttered like an imprisoned bird panting for liberty; and,
+to turn her thoughts from what had pained her, I said,&mdash;'Do not fear,
+dear Zela. That is the last stream we have to cross; and then we shall
+ride over that beautiful plain.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'O, stranger!' she replied, 'Zela never feared any thing, but her
+father, when angry; and then, those who feared not to gaze on the
+lightning, when all the world appeared to be on fire, feared to look
+in his face. Then his voice was louder than the thunder, and his lance
+deadlier than the thunderbolt. Last evening, when you talked to that
+tall man, who is so gentle, you looked like my father; and I thought you
+were going to kill him, and I wanted to tell you not; for I have read
+his eyes, and he loves you much. It is very bad to be angry with those
+that love us.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Oh, you mean Aston! No, dear, I was not angry with him. I love him
+too. We were talking of the horrid cruelties practised on the poor
+slaves here; and I was angry at that.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'I wish I knew your language! How I should have loved to hear you! And
+then I should have slept; but being ignorant of that, I did nothing but
+weep, because I thought I saw you angry with one that loves you.'"
+</p>
+<hr />
+<p>
+"It was only in Zela's absence that I could dwell on her portraiture.
+She had just turned her fourteenth year; and though certainly not
+considered, even in the east, as matured, yet, forced like a flower,
+fanned by the sultry west wind, into early developement, her form, like
+its petals bursting through the bud, gave promise of the rarest beauty
+and sweetness. Nurtured in the shade, her hue was pale, but contrasted
+with the date-coloured women about her, the soft and transparent
+clearness of her complexion was striking; and it was heightened by
+clouds of the darkest hair. She looked like a solitary star unveiled
+in the night, The breadth and depth of her clear and smooth forehead
+were partly hidden by the even silky line from which the hair
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page159" name="page159"></a>[pg 159]</span>
+ arose,
+fell over in rich profusion, and added to its brightness; as did the
+glossy, well-defined eye-brow, boldly crossing the forehead, slightly
+waved at the outer extremities, but not arched. Her eyes were full, even
+for an orientalist, but neither sparkling nor prominent, soft as the
+thrush's. It was only when moved by joy, surprise, or sorrow, that the
+star-like iris dilated and glistened, and then its effect was most
+eloquent and magical. The distinct ebon-lashes which curtained them were
+singularly long and beautiful; and when she slept they pressed against
+her pale cheeks, and were arched upwards.
+</p>
+<p>
+"That portion of the eye, generally of a pearly whiteness, in hers was
+tinted with a light shade of blue, like the bloom on a purple grape, or
+the sky seen through the morning mist. Her mouth was harmony and love;
+her face was small and oval, with a wavy outline of ineffable grace
+descending to her smooth and unruffled neck, thence swelling at her
+bosom, which was high, and just developing into form. Her limbs were
+long, full, and rounded, her motion was quick, but not springy, light
+as a zephyr. As she then stood canopied beneath the dense shade of that
+sacred Hindoo tree, with its drooping foliage hanging in clusters round
+her, in every clasped and sensitive leaf of which a fairy is said to
+dwell, I fancied she was their queen, and must have dropped from one of
+the leaves, to gambol and wanton among the flowers below. Running to
+her, I caught her in my arms, and said, 'I watched your fall, and have
+you now, dear sprite, and will keep you here!'&mdash;pressing her to my
+bosom.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Oh, put me down! You hurt me,&mdash;I have not fallen,&mdash;oh, let me go!'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Will you promise then not to take flight to your leafy dwelling, in
+that your fairy kingdom-tree?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'What do you mean? Oh, let me go,&mdash;you'll crush me!'
+</p>
+<p>
+"I gently placed her on the ground, and told her my fears. The instant
+I unclutched her, she ran to her old attendant, scared like a young
+leveret; and this was my first embrace of my Arab maid.
+</p>
+<p>
+"That it may not be considered I exaggerate, when speaking of the Arabs
+in India generally, I must refer the reader to what a recent, learned,
+and unprejudiced traveller says of them: 'The Arabs are numerous in
+India; their comparative fairness, their fine, bony, and muscular
+figures, their noble countenances, and picturesque dress, intelligent,
+bold, and active,' &amp;c.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Zela's father was all this, and her mother a celebrated beauty brought
+from the Georgian Caucasus, and twice made captive by the chance of war.
+After giving birth to Zela, she looked, and saw her own image in her
+child, blessed it, and yielded up her mortality. Is it to be marvelled
+at, that the offspring of such parents was as I have described, or
+rather what I have attempted to describe? For I am little skilled in
+words, or words are insufficient to represent what the eye sees, and
+the heart feels."
+</p>
+<p>
+We must return to these very attractive volumes.
+</p>
+<hr class="full" />
+<h2>
+ THE GATHERER.
+</h2>
+<hr />
+<p>
+<i>A Mistake</i>.&mdash;In consequence of some transposition by which an
+announcement of the decease of a country clergyman had got inserted
+amongst the announcements of the marriages in a country paper a few
+days since, the announcement read thus: "Married the Rev. &mdash;&mdash;, curate
+of &mdash;&mdash;, to the great regret of all his parishioners, by whom he was
+universally beloved. The poor will long have cause to lament the
+unhappy event."
+</p>
+<p>
+<i>New Bankrupt Court</i>.&mdash;One of the inferior judges, whose salaries
+are, by the Act, to be paid out of the fees, seeing that the whole
+amount was absorbed by the chief, observed to an associate on the bench,
+"Upon my word, R&mdash;&mdash;, I begin to think that our appointment is all a
+matter of moonshine." "I hope it may be so," replied R&mdash;&mdash;, "for then
+we shall soon see the first quarter."
+</p>
+<p>
+The same humorous judge had listened to a very long argument on a
+particular case in which the counsel rested much upon a certain act of
+parliament. His opponent replied, "You need not rely on <i>that</i> act,
+for its teeth have been drawn by so many decisions against it, that it
+is worth nothing." Still the counsel argued on, and insisted on its
+authority; after listening to which for a good hour, his lordship drily
+remarked, "I do believe all the teeth of this act have been drawn, for
+there is nothing left but the jaw."&mdash;<i>Literary Gazette</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+<i>Criticism</i>.&mdash;A print of a wounded leopard is described by a
+contemporary as "a powerful exhibition of animal agony." Did our critic
+ever hear of vegetable agony?
+</p>
+<p>
+<i>Humbug</i>.&mdash;A correspondent of the <i>Times</i> says "Every body is not
+acquainted with the etymology of the word
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page160" name="page160"></a>[pg 160]</span>
+ Humbug. It is a corruption
+of Hamburgh, and originated in the following manner: During a period
+when war prevailed on the Continent, so many false reports and lying
+bulletins were fabricated at Hamburgh, that, at length, when any one
+would signify his disbelief of a statement, he would say, 'You had
+that from Hamburgh;' and thus, 'That is Hamburgh,' or 'Humbug,' became
+a common expression of incredulity."
+</p>
+<p>
+<i>A Clincher</i>.&mdash;An American paper says, this is the method of catching
+tigers in India:&mdash;"A man carries a board, on which a human figure is
+painted; as soon as he arrives at the den, he knocks behind the board
+with a hammer; the noise rouses the tiger, when he flies in a direct
+line at the board, and grasps it, and the man behind clinches his claws
+in the wood, and so secures him."
+</p>
+<p>
+<i>Franking Letters</i>.&mdash;The Princess Augusta asked Lord Walsingham for
+a frank; he wrote one for her in such detestable characters that, at the
+end of a week, after having wandered half over England, it was opened,
+and returned to her as illegible. The Princess complained to Lord
+Walsingham, and he then wrote the frank for her so <i>legibly</i>, that at
+the end of a couple of days, it was returned to her, marked
+"FORGERY."&mdash;<i>The Town</i>.
+</p>
+<center>
+<i>Epigram from Scarron</i>.
+</center>
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> A Confessor was caugh t'other day rather jolly,</p>
+ <p> Who observed, "When a man has committed a folly,</p>
+ <p> If he has any sense left, hastens straightway to me,</p>
+ <p> When, confessing his guilt, I can soon set him free;</p>
+ <p> But how hard is my fate! for when wrong I have done,</p>
+ <p> Absolution's denied me by every one;</p>
+ <p> In which case, that I may from conscience escape,</p>
+ <p> Take refuge from thought in the juice of the grape."</p>
+</div></div>
+<h4>
+M.T.
+</h4>
+<p>
+<i>Signs</i>.&mdash;To trace the origin of signs would be an amusing relaxation
+for the Society of Antiquaries. Who could have imagined that "bag o'
+nails," was a corruption of the Bacchanals, which it evidently is from
+the rude epigraph still subjoined to the fractured classicism of the
+title? In the same manner the more modern "Goat and compasses" may be
+identified with the text of "God encompasseth us," which was a favourite
+motto amongst the ale-house Puritans.&mdash;<i>Blackwood's Magazine</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+<i>Half-honesty</i>.&mdash;A few nights since a friend gave a hackney-coachman
+two sovereigns instead of two shillings for his fare; when the coachman
+turned sharply and said, "Sir, you have given me a sovereign," keeping
+back the other; for which supposed honesty he was rewarded.
+</p>
+<h4>
+C.D.
+</h4>
+<p>
+<i>Proxy</i>.&mdash;In 1436, we find the Bishop of Hola, in Iceland, whimsically
+enough hiring the master of a London merchant ship to sail to Iceland as
+his proxy, and to perform the necessary visitation of his see; the good
+prelate dreading in person to encounter the boisterous northern ocean.
+</p>
+<h4>
+T. GILL.
+</h4>
+<p>
+<i>Swelled Ankles at a Discount</i>.&mdash;In the year 1699, when King William
+returned from Holland in a state of severe indisposition, he sent for
+Dr. Radcliffe, and showing him his swollen ankles, while the rest of
+his body was emaciated, said, "What think you of these?" "Why truly,"
+replied the doctor, "I would not have your majesty's two legs for your
+three kingdoms." This freedom was never forgiven by the king, and no
+intercession could ever recover his favour towards Radcliffe.
+</p>
+<h4>
+P.T.W.
+</h4>
+<p>
+Judge Rumsey was so excellent a lawyer that he was called the <i>Picklock
+of the Law</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+<i>Commerce and Theft</i> in every age and country have gone regularly
+together. Commerce accumulates riches, supplies the commodities to be
+stolen, supplies therefore the temptation, and puts the temptation in
+the way. Mercury was the God at once of Peace, of Merchants, and of
+Thieves; and it is not very long since an African king said he designed
+to send his son to Europe, "to read book and be rogue like white man."
+</p>
+<h4>
+T. GILL.
+</h4>
+<hr class="full" />
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote1" name="footnote1"></a>
+<b>Footnote 1</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag1">(return)</a>
+<p>
+Member of the Royal College of Surgeons in London, &amp;c.
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote2" name="footnote2"></a>
+<b>Footnote 2</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag2">(return)</a>
+<p>
+United Service Journal, Jan. 1832.
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote3" name="footnote3"></a>
+<b>Footnote 3</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag3">(return)</a>
+<p>
+I did not observe them take the trouble of wrapping up the
+ ingredients together, as is customary in India; but some would
+ eat the betel leaf, previously dipping it in some lime (made
+ from burnt coral) which he held in his hand, and ate the
+ areka-nut afterwards; they had no tobacco to eat with it, nor
+ did I hear them inquire for any.
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+<hr class="full" />
+<center>
+With many Engravings, price 5<i>s</i>.
+<br />
+<b>ARCANA OF SCIENCE</b>
+<br />
+And Annual Register of the Useful Arts for 1832.
+</center>
+<center>
+Fifth Year.
+</center>
+<p>
+"This work is exceedingly valuable, and may be considered as an
+Encyclopaedia, to which the most eminent of their time are constantly
+contributing."&mdash;<i>New Monthly Magazine, March</i>.
+</p>
+<center>
+Printed for JOHN LIMBIRD, 143, Strand.
+</center>
+<hr class="full" />
+<p>
+<i>Printed and published by J. LIMBIRD, 143, Strand, (near Somerset
+House,) London; sold by ERNEST FLEISCHER, 626, New Market, Leipsic;
+G.G. BENNIS, 55, Rue Neuve, St. Augustin, Paris; and by all Newsmen
+and Booksellers.</i>
+</p>
+<hr class="full" />
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+<h1>The Project Gutenberg eBook, The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and
+Instruction, Vol. 19, No. 537, March 10, 1832, by Various</h1>
+<br />
+<br />
+<center><b>E-text prepared by Jonathan Ingram, David Garcia,<br />
+ and the Project Gutenberg Online Distributed Proofreading Team</b></center>
+<br />
+<br />
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page145" name="page145"></a>[pg 145]</span>
+ <h1>THE MIRROR<br />
+ OF<br />
+ LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.</h1>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <table width="100%" summary="Banner">
+ <tr>
+ <td align="left"><b>VOL. XIX, NO. 537.]</b></td>
+ <td align="center"><b>SATURDAY, MARCH 10, 1832.</b></td>
+ <td align="right"><b>[PRICE 2d.</b></td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <hr class="full" />
+<h2>
+ POLYNESIAN ISLANDS.
+</h2>
+<div class="figure" style="width: 100%;">
+<a href="images/537-1.png"><img width="100%" src="images/537-1.png"
+alt="Tucopia." /></a>
+<center>TUCOPIA.</center>
+</div>
+<div class="figure" style="width: 100%;">
+<a href="images/537-2.png"><img width="100%" src="images/537-2.png"
+alt="Piercy Islands" /></a>
+<center>PIERCY ISLANDS.</center>
+</div>
+<p>
+Mr. George Bennett,<a id="footnotetag1" name="footnotetag1"></a><a href="#footnote1"><sup>1</sup></a> whose "Journals" and "Researches" denote him to
+be a shrewd and ingenious observer, has favoured us with the original
+sketches of the above cuts. They represent three of the spots that stud
+the Southern Pacific Ocean. The first beams with lovely luxuriance in
+its wood-crowned heights; while the second and third rise from the bosom
+of the sea in frowning sterility
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page146" name="page146"></a>[pg 146]</span>
+ amidst the gay ripple that ever and
+anon laves their sides, and plashes in the brilliancy of the sunbeam.
+</p>
+<p>
+Tucopia, or Barwell's Island, has recently been elsewhere described by
+Mr. Bennett.<a id="footnotetag2" name="footnotetag2"></a><a href="#footnote2"><sup>2</sup></a> His sketch includes the S.W. side of the island, and
+his entertaining description is as follows:
+</p>
+<p>
+"This small but elevated and wooded island was discovered by the
+ship Barwell in 1798; it was afterwards (1810) visited by the French
+navigators, who called it by the native name Tucopia. On the S.W. side
+of the island is a wooded, picturesque valley, surrounded by lofty
+mountains, and containing a small but well-inhabited village. Two
+singularly isolated basaltic rocks, of some elevation, partially bare,
+but at parts covered by shrubs, rise from about the centre of the
+valley. When close in, two canoes came off containing several natives,
+who readily came on board; two of them had been in an English whaler,
+(which ships occasionally touched at the island for provisions, &amp;c.) and
+addressed us in tolerable English. They were well formed, muscular men,
+with fine and expressive features, of the Asiatic race, in colour of a
+light copper; they wore the hair long, and stained of a light brown
+colour; they were tattooed only on the breast, which had been executed
+in a neat vandyked form; the ears, as also the septum narium, were
+perforated, and in them were worn tortoiseshell rings; around the waist
+was worn a narrow piece of native cloth (died either of a dark red or
+yellow colour), or a small narrow mat formed from the bark of a tree,
+and of fine texture; some of these had neatly-worked dark red borders,
+apparently done with the fibres of some dyed bark. They rub their bodies
+with scented cocoa-nut oil as well as turmeric. The canoes were neatly
+constructed, had outriggers, and much resemble those of Tongatabu; the
+sails were triangular, and formed of matting. No weapons were observed
+in the possession of any of the natives; they said they had two muskets,
+which had been procured in barter from some European ship. We landed on
+a sandy beach, and were received by a large concourse of natives. We
+were introduced to a grave old gentleman, who was seated on the ground,
+recently daubed with turmeric and oil for this ceremony; he was styled
+the ariki, or chief, of this portion of the island. On an axe, as well
+as other presents, being laid before him, he (as is usual among the
+chiefs of the Polynesian Islands on a ceremonial occasion) did not show
+any expression of gratification or dislike at the presents but in a
+grave manner made a few inquiries about the ship. Near the ariki sat a
+female, whose blooming days had passed; she was introduced as his wife;
+her head was decorated with a fillet of white feathers; the upper part
+of her body was exposed, but she wore a mat round the waist which
+descended to the ankles; the chief was apparently a man of middle age.
+</p>
+<p>
+"The native habitations were low, of a tent form, and thatched with
+cocoa-nut leaves; these habitations were not regular, but scattered
+among the dense vegetation which surrounded them on all sides. The tacca
+pinnatifida, or Polynesian arrow-root plant, called massoa by the
+natives, was abundant, as also the fittou, or calophyllum inophyllum,
+and a species of fan palm, growing to the height of fifteen and twenty
+feet, called tarapurau by the natives; the areka palm was also seen, and
+the piper betel was also cultivated among them. They had adopted the
+oriental custom of chewing the betel; in using this masticatory they
+were not particular about the maturity of the nuts, some eating them
+very young as well as when quite ripe; they carried them about enclosed
+in the husk, which was taken off when used.<a id="footnotetag3" name="footnotetag3"></a><a href="#footnote3"><sup>3</sup></a> At a short distance from
+the beech, inland, was a lake of some extent, nearly surrounded by
+lofty, densely-wooded hills. Some wild ducks were seen, and a gun being
+fired at them, the report raised numbers of the 'plumy tribe,' filling
+the air with their screams, alarmed at a noise to which they had been
+unaccustomed. Several native graves were observed, which were very neat;
+a stone was placed at the head and the grave neatly covered over by
+plaited sections of the cocoa-nut frond; no particular enclosures for
+the burial of the dead were observed. When rambling about, the 'timid
+female' fled at our approach. From a casual glimpse of the <i>fair</i>
+objects, they merit being classed among the 'beautiful portion of the
+creation;' their hair was cut close.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Cooked yams, cocoa-nuts, &amp;c. were brought us by the natives, and
+their manner was very friendly; of provisions, yams, hogs, &amp;c. could
+be procured.
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page147" name="page147"></a>[pg 147]</span>
+ The natives were anxious to accompany us on the voyage,
+and it was with the greatest difficulty that we could get rid of them.
+It seems they have occasional intercourse with islands at some distance
+from them; two fine polished gourds, containing lime, &amp;c. used with
+their betel, were observed among them&mdash;one was plain and the other
+ornamented with figures, apparently burnt by some instrument. They
+stated that these had been procured from the island of Santa Cruz
+(Charlotte's Archipelago) by one of the chief's sons. Some of the
+natives were observed much darker than others, and there appeared
+a mixture of some races. Their numerals were as follows:&mdash;
+</p>
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> "1 Tashi.</p>
+ <p> 2 Rua.</p>
+ <p> 3 Toru.</p>
+ <p> 4 Fa.</p>
+ <p> 5 Hima.</p>
+ <p> 6 Ono.</p>
+ <p> 7 Fithu.</p>
+ <p> 8 Warru.</p>
+ <p> 9 Hiva.</p>
+ <p> 10 Tanga, foru."</p>
+</div></div>
+<p>
+The isolated basaltic rocks in the centre of the valley may give rise to
+some curious speculations on the origin of this island. It has long been
+decided that basaltic rocks are of igneous origin, in opposition to the
+theory of Werner&mdash;that they were deposited by the ocean on the summits
+of elevated mountains. May not the occurrence of these basalt rocks
+therefore illustrate the more immediate volcanic origin of Tucopia?
+</p>
+<p>
+The second Cut represents the PIERCY ISLANDS, two barren islets situated
+a short distance off Cape Bret, (New Zealand,) near the entrance of the
+Bay of Islands: one is of very small size, and appears connected to the
+other by a ledge of rocks visible at low water. The larger one is quoin
+shaped, and has a remarkable perforation, seen in the sketch.
+</p>
+<hr />
+<h3>
+ OLIVER GOLDSMITH.
+</h3>
+<center>
+(<i>For the Mirror.</i>)
+</center>
+<p>
+One of the residences of this historian and poet, was about a mile from
+Paddington on the north side of the Edgware Road, near a place called
+Kilburn Priory; and the wooden cottage is still standing, although the
+land near it has been of late covered with newly-erected villas. It is
+occupied by a person in humble life, and is not to be altered or removed
+owing to the respect entertained for the memory of this remarkable
+literary character. In this cottage, Goldsmith wrote his admirable
+treatise on <i>Animated Nature.</i> A sketch of this rustic dwelling is
+a desideratum, as, in after days, it may be demolished to make way for
+modern improvement.
+</p>
+<h4>
+J.C.H.
+</h4>
+<hr />
+<h3>
+ STANZAS
+</h3>
+<center>
+TO THE SPIRIT OF EVENING.
+</center>
+<center>
+(<i>For the Mirror.</i>)
+</center>
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Mild genius of the silent eve!</p>
+<p class="i2"> Thy pathway through the radiant skies,</p>
+ <p> Is the rich track which sunbeams weave</p>
+<p class="i2"> With all their varied, mingling, dyes,</p>
+ <p> Ere yet the lingering sun has fled,</p>
+ <p> Or glory left the mountain's head.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Yet not one ray of sunset's hue</p>
+<p class="i2"> Illumes thy silent, peaceful train;</p>
+ <p> And scarce a murmur trembles through</p>
+<p class="i2"> The woods, to hail thy gentle reign,</p>
+ <p> Save where the nightingale, afar,</p>
+ <p> Sings wildly to thy lonely star.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Yet gentlest eve, attending thee,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Come meek devotion, peace, and rest,</p>
+ <p> Mild contemplation, memory,</p>
+<p class="i2"> And silence with her sway so blest;</p>
+ <p> And every mortal wish and thought,</p>
+ <p> By thee to holiest peace is wrought.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Thine airs that crisp the quiet stream,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Are soft as slumbering infants' breath:</p>
+ <p> The trembling stars, that o'er thee beam,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Are pure as Faith's own crowning wreath:</p>
+ <p> And e'en thy silence has for me</p>
+ <p> A charm more sweet than melody.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Oh gentle spirit, blending all</p>
+<p class="i2"> The beauties parting day bestows,</p>
+ <p> With deeper hues that slowly fall,</p>
+<p class="i2"> To shadow Nature's soft repose;</p>
+ <p> So sweet, so mild, thy transient sway,</p>
+ <p> We mourn it should so soon decay.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> But like the loveliest, frailest things</p>
+<p class="i2"> We prize on earth, thou canst not last;</p>
+ <p> For scarce thine hour its sweetness brings</p>
+<p class="i2"> To soothe, and bless us, e'er 'tis past;</p>
+ <p> And night, dull cheerless night destroys</p>
+ <p> Thy tender light, and peaceful joys.</p>
+</div></div>
+<h4>
+SYLVA.
+</h4>
+<hr />
+<h3>
+ TRAVELLING NOTES IN SOUTH WALES.
+</h3>
+<center>
+(<i>To the Editor.</i>)
+</center>
+<p>
+I observe a communication respecting my little note on the shrimp in one
+of your recent Numbers. Whether shrimps or not, I was not aware of my
+error, for they closely resembled them, and were not "as different as
+possible," as H.W. asserts. Every person too, must have remarked the
+agility of the old shrimp when caught. They were besides of various
+sizes, many being much larger that what H.W. means as the "sea flea."
+Perhaps H.W. will be good enough to describe the size of the latter
+when he sends his history of the shrimp.
+</p>
+<p>
+With regard to the "encroachers," my information must have been
+incorrect. I had omitted, accidentally however, in the hurry of writing,
+to add "if undisturbed for a certain period," to the passage quoted in
+page 20 of your No. 529.
+</p>
+<p>
+In North Wales, some years ago, there were some serious disturbances
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page148" name="page148"></a>[pg 148]</span>
+concerning an invasion of the alleged rights of the peasantry, but
+I do not now remember the particulars. Few things by the way, have been
+attended with more mischievous effects in England than the extensive
+system of inclosures which has been pursued within the last thirty
+years. No less than 3,000 inclosure acts have been passed during that
+period; and nearly 300,000 acres formerly common, inclosed: from which
+the poor cottager was once enabled to add greatly to his comfort, and
+by the support thus afforded him, to keep a cow, pigs, &amp;c.
+</p>
+<p>
+I attended a meeting at Exeter Hall, the other day, of the "Labourers'
+Friend Society," whose object is to provide the peasantry with small
+allotments of land at a low rent. This system, if extensively adopted,
+promises to work a wonderful change for the better in the condition of
+the working classes. Indeed the system where adopted has already been
+attended with astonishing results. When we come to consider that out of
+the 77,394,433 acres of land in the British Isles, there are no less
+than 15,000,000 acres of uncultivated wastes, which might be profitably
+brought under cultivation; it is surprising to us, that instead of
+applying funds for emigration, our legislators have so long neglected
+this all-important subject. Of the remaining 62,394,433 acres, it
+appears that 46,522,970 are cultivated, and 15,871,463 unprofitable
+land. The adoption of the allotment system has been justly characterized
+as of national importance, inasmuch as it diminishes the burdens of the
+poor, is a stimulus to industry, and profitably employs their leisure
+hours; besides affording an occupation for their children, who would
+otherwise, perhaps, run about in idleness.
+</p>
+<p>
+In the reign of Elizabeth, no cottager had less than four acres of land
+to cultivate; but it has been found that a single rood has produced the
+most beneficial effects. We need scarcely add that where adopted, it has
+very greatly reduced the poor-rates. The subject is an interesting one,
+and, I trust, we shall in a short period hear of the benevolent and
+meritorious objects of the Society being extensively adopted. We refer
+the reader to some remarks on the subject in connexion with the Welsh
+peasantry, &amp;c. in <i>The Mirror</i>, No. 505.
+</p>
+<p>
+In our description of Swansea, in No. 465, we mentioned the facility
+with which the harbour could be improved, and the importance of adapting
+it for a larger class of shipping than now frequent that port. On a
+recent visit to South Wales, we found this improvement about to be
+carried into effect, and an act is to be obtained during the present
+session of Parliament. A new harbour on an extensive scale, is also
+about to be commenced near Cardiff. The increase of population in Wales
+has been very considerable since the census of 1821. Wales contains a
+superficies of 4,752,000 acres; of which 3,117,000 are cultivated;
+530,000 capable of improvement, and 1,105,000 acres are unprofitable
+land.
+</p>
+<h4>
+VYVYAN.
+</h4>
+<hr class="full" />
+<h2>
+ THE SKETCH BOOK
+</h2>
+<hr />
+<h3>
+SCOTTISH SPORTING.
+</h3>
+<center>
+(<i>Concluded from page</i> 137.)
+</center>
+<p>
+But here come the graces of the forest, fifty at least in the herd&mdash;how
+beautifully light and airy; elegance and pride personified; onward they
+come in short, stately trot, and tossing and sawing the wind with their
+lofty antlers, like Sherwood oak taking a walk; heavens! it is a sight
+of sights. Now advance in play, a score of fawns and hinds in front of
+the herd, moving in their own light as it were, and skipping and leaping
+and scattering the dew from the green sward with their silvery feet,
+like fairies dancing on a moonbeam, and dashing its light drops on to
+the fairy ring with their feet of ether. O! it was a sight of living
+electricity; our very eyes seemed to shoot sparks from man to man, and
+even the monkey himself, as we gazed at each other in trembling
+suspense.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Noo, here they coom wi' their een o' fire an' ears o' air," whispered
+the Ettric poet.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Hush," quoth I, "or they'll be off like feathers in a whirlwind, or
+shadows of the lights and darks of nothingness lost in a poet's
+nightmare."
+</p>
+<p>
+"A <i>sumph</i> ye mean," answered Jammie.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Hush, there they are gazing in the water, and falling in love with
+their own reflected beauty."
+</p>
+<p>
+"Mark the brindled tan buck," whispered one keeper to the other. They
+fired together, and both struck him plump in his eye of fire; mine
+seemed to drop sparks with sympathy: he bounded up ten feet high&mdash;he
+shrieked, and fell stone dead; Gods, what a shriek it was; I fancy even
+now I have that shriek and its hill-echo chained to the tympanum of my
+ear, like the shriek of the shipwrecked hanging
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page149" name="page149"></a>[pg 149]</span>
+ over the sea&mdash;heavens!
+it was a pity to slay a king I thought, as I saw him fall in his pride
+and strength; but by some irresistible instinct, my own gun, pulled, I
+don't know how, and went off, and wounded another in the hip, and he
+plunged like mad into the river, to staunch his wounds and defend
+himself against the dogs. Ay, there he is keeping them at bay, and
+scorning to yield an inch backward; and now the keeper steals in behind
+him and lets him down by ham-stringing him: but when he found his
+favourite dog back-broken by the buck, why he cursed the deer, and
+begged our pardon for swearing; and now he cuts a slashing gash from
+shoulder to chop to let out the blood; and there lay they, dead, in
+silvan beauty, like two angels which might have been resting on the
+pole, and spirit-stricken into ice before they had power to flee away.
+</p>
+<p>
+But we must away to Sir Reynard's hall, and unsough him; this we can
+do with less sorrowful feelings than killing a deer, which indeed,
+is like taking the life of a brother or a sister; but as to a fox,
+there is an old clow-jewdaism about him, that makes me feel like
+passing Petticoat-lane or Monmouth-street, or that sink of iniquity,
+Holy-well-street. O, the cunning, side-walking, side-long-glancing,
+corner-peeping, hang-dog-looking, stolen-goods-receiving knave;
+"Christian dog" can hold no sympathy with thee, so have at thee.
+Ah, here is his hold, a perfect Waterloo of bones.
+</p>
+<p>
+"The banes o' my bonnie Toop, a prayer of vengeance for that; an' Sandy
+Scott's twa-yir-auld gimmer, marterdum for that." "An' my braxsied
+wether," quoth a forester; "the rack for that, and finally the auld
+spay-wife's bantam cock, eyes and tongue cut out and set adrift again,
+for that." Now we set to work to clear his hole for "rough Toby"
+(a long-backed, short-legged, wire-haired terrier of Dandy Dinmont's
+breed) to enter; in he went like red-hot fire, and "ready to nose the
+vary deevil himsel sud he meet him," as Jammie Hogg said; and to see
+the chattering anxiety of the red-coated monkey, as he sat at the mouth
+of the fox-hole, on his shaggy, grizzle-grey shadow of a horse, like a
+mounted guardsman in the hole yonder at St. James's; it truly would have
+made a "pudding creep" with laughter&mdash;"Reek, reek, reeking into th' hole
+after Toby, with his we we cunnin, pinkin, glimmerin een, an' catchin
+him 'bith stump o' th' tail as he were gooin in an' handing as long as
+he could," as James said. O, it was a very caricature of a caricature.
+But list, I hear them scuffle, they are coming out. Notice the monkey
+shaking his "bit staff;" here they come like a chimney swept in a hurry,
+they are out. "What a gernin, glowerin, sneerin, deevilitch leuk can a
+tod gie when hee's keepit at bay just afore he slinks off," exclaimed
+the poet, as Reynard was stealing away; but yonder they go before the
+wind, down the sweeping, outstretched glen, like smoke in a blast.
+Ay, there they go, two stag hounds, monkey, and grew, and Toby yelping
+behind; what a view we have of them&mdash;the grew is too fleet for him, he
+turns him and keeps him at bay till the hounds come up; now they are
+off again, and now we lose them, vanished like the shadow of a dream.
+</p>
+<p>
+We followed, and on our way we met a herdsman, with his eyes staring
+like two bullets stuck in clay, or rather two currants stuck in a
+pudding: he said he had met "the deevil, a' dress'd like a heelanman o'
+tod huntin;" of course we laughed from the bottom end of our very
+bowels; but that was not the way to undemonize him, no, he pledged
+himself that he saw him "wi' his own twa een lowp off the shoather o' a
+thing lik a snagged foal, an' gie the tod such a dirl 'ith heed, that he
+kilt him deed's a herrin, an' we micht a' witness the same by gannin to
+the Shouther o' Birkin Brae." And truly it was as he said, for we found
+the mark of the little Highlandman's shillela on the fox's head, while
+he himself was sitting a straddle on him, like "the devil looking over
+Lincoln Minster," and the dogs lying panting round about.
+</p>
+<p>
+On our road home to Hogg's we paid a visit to a wild-cat's lair in the
+Eagle's Cragg, and of all the incarnate devils, for fighting I ever saw,
+they "cow the cuddy," as the Scotch say; perfect fiends on earth. There
+was <i>pa</i> and <i>ma</i>, or rather <i>dad</i> and <i>mam</i>, (about
+the bigness of tiger-cats, one was four feet and a half from tip to
+tail) and seven kittens well grown; and O, the spit, snarl, tusshush and
+crissish, and mow-waaugh they did kick up in their den, whilst in its
+darkness we could see the <i>electricity</i> or phosphorescence of their
+eyes and hair sparkling like chemical fire-works. But I must tell you
+the rest hereafter, for my paper is out!
+</p>
+<h4>
+W.H.
+</h4>
+<hr />
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page150" name="page150"></a>[pg 150]</span>
+</p>
+<h2>
+ FINE ARTS.
+</h2>
+<hr />
+<h3>
+ MR. HAYDON'S PICTURES.
+</h3>
+<p>
+Mr. Haydon has nearly completed his <i>Xenophon</i>, which he intends to
+make the nucleus of an Exhibition during the present town season. The
+King has graciously lent Mr. Haydon the <i>Mock Election</i> picture;
+(for an Engraving of which see Mirror, vol. xi. p. 193,) for the above
+purpose. There will be other pictures, of comic and domestic interest
+by the same artist; among which will be <i>Waiting for the Times</i>,
+(purchased by the Marquess of Stafford;) <i>The First Child</i>, very
+like papa about the eyes, and mamma about the nose; <i>Reading the
+Scriptures; Falstaff and Pistol; Achilles playing the Lyre;</i> and
+others, which with a variety of studies, will make up an interesting
+Exhibition.
+</p>
+<hr class="full" />
+<h2>
+ THE NATURALIST.
+</h2>
+<hr />
+<h3>
+ A DAY IN BRAZIL.
+</h3>
+<p>
+The following is a translation of the leaf from the journal of Dr.
+Martins, dated Para, August 16, 1819; and describes an equatorial day,
+as observed near the mouths of the Para and the Amazons:&mdash;
+</p>
+<p>
+How happy am I here! How thoroughly do I now understand many things
+which before were incomprehensible to me! The glorious features of this
+wonderful region, where all the powers of nature are harmoniously
+combined, beget new sensations and ideas. I now feel that I better know
+what it is to be a historian of nature. Overpowered by the contemplation
+of an immense solitude, of a profound and inexpressible stillness,
+it is, doubtless, impossible at once to perceive all its divine
+characteristics; but the feeling of its vastness and grandeur cannot
+fail to arouse in the mind of the beholder the thrilling emotions
+of a hitherto inexperienced delight.
+</p>
+<p>
+It is three o'clock in the morning, I quit my hammock; for the
+excitement of my spirits banishes sleep. I open my window, and gaze on
+the silent solemnity of night. The stars shine with their accustomed
+lustre, and the moon's departing beam is reflected by the clear surface
+of the river. How still and mysterious is every thing around me! I take
+my dark lantern, and enter the cool verandah, to hold converse with my
+trusty friends the trees and shrubs nearest to our dwelling. Most of
+them are asleep, with their leaves closely pressed together; others,
+however, which repose by day, stand erect, and expand themselves in
+the stillness of night. But few flowers are open; only those of the
+sweet-scented Paulli<i>nia</i> greet me with a balmy fragrance, and
+thine, lofty mango, the dark shade of whose leafy crown shields me from
+the dews of night. Moths flit, ghost-like, round the seductive light of
+my lantern. The meadows, ever breathing freshness, are now saturated
+with dew, and I feel the damp of the night air on my heated limbs.
+A Cicàda, a fellow-lodger in the house, attracts me by its domestic
+chirp back into my bedroom, and is there my social companion, while,
+in a happy dreaming state, I await the coming day, kept half awake by
+the buzz of the mosquites, the kettle-drum croak of the bull-frog, or
+the complaining cry of the goatsucker.
+</p>
+<p>
+About five o'clock I again look out, and behold the morning twilight.
+A beautiful even tone of grey, finely blended with a warmth-giving red,
+now overspreads the sky. The zenith only still remains dark. The trees,
+the forms of which become gradually distinct, are gently agitated by
+the land wind, which blows from the east. The red morning light and
+its reflexes play over the dome-topped caryocars, bertholetias, and
+symphonias. The branches and foliage are in motion, and all the lately
+slumbering dreamers are now awake, and bathe in the refreshing air
+of the morning. Beetles fly, gnats buzz, and the varied voice of the
+feathered race resounds from every bush; the apes scream as they clamber
+into the thickets; the night moths, surprised by the approach of light,
+swarm back in giddy confusion to the dark recesses of the forest; there
+is life and motion in every path; the rats and all the gnawing tribe are
+hastily retiring to their holes, and the cunning marten, disappointed of
+his prey, steals from the farm-yard, leaving untouched the poultry, to
+whom the watchful cock has just proclaimed the return of day.
+</p>
+<p>
+The growing light gradually completes the dawn, and at length the
+effulgent day breaks forth. It is nature's jubilee. The earth awaits her
+bridegroom, and, behold, he comes! Rays of red light illumine the sky,
+and now the sun rises. In another moment he is above the horizon, and,
+emerging from a sea of fire, he casts his glowing rays upon the earth.
+The magical twilight is gone; bright gleams flit from point to point,
+accompanied by deeper and deeper shadows. Suddenly the enraptured
+observer beholds around him the joyous earth, arrayed in fresh dewy
+splendour, the fairest of brides. The vault of heaven is cloudless;
+on the earth all is instinct
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page151" name="page151"></a>[pg 151]</span>
+ with life, and every animal and plant is
+in the full enjoyment of existence. At seven o'clock the dew begins to
+disappear, the land breeze falls off, and the increasing heat soon makes
+itself sensibly felt. The sun ascends rapidly and vertically the
+transparent blue sky, from which every vapour seems to disappear; but
+presently, low in the western horizon, small, flaky, white clouds are
+formed. These point towards the sun, and gradually extend far into the
+firmament. By nine o'clock the meadow is quite dry, the forest appears
+in all the splendour of its glowing foliage. Some buds are expanding;
+others, which had effloresced more rapidly, have already disappeared.
+Another hour, and the clouds are higher: they form broad, dense masses,
+and, passing under the sun, whose fervid and brilliant rays now pervade
+the whole landscape, occasionally darken and cool the atmosphere.
+The plants shrink beneath the scorching rays, and resign themselves
+to the powerful influence of the ruler of the day. The merry buzz of the
+gold-winged beetle and humming-bird becomes more audible. The variegated
+butterflies and dragon-flies on the bank of the river, produce, by
+their gyratory movements, lively and fantastic plays of colour. The
+ground is covered with swarms of ants, dragging along leaves for
+their architecture. Even the most sluggish animals are roused by the
+stimulating power of the sun. The alligator leaves his muddy bed, and
+encamps upon the hot sand; the turtle and lizard are enticed from their
+damp and shady retreats; and serpents of every colour crawl along the
+warm and sunny footpaths.
+</p>
+<p>
+But now the clouds are lowering; they divide into strata, end,
+gradually getting heavier, denser, and darker, at last veil the horizon
+in a blueish grey mist. Towards the zenith they tower up in bright
+broad-spreading masses, and assume the appearance of gigantic mountains
+in the air. All at once the sky is completely overcast, excepting that a
+few spots of deep blue still appear through the clouds. The sun is hid,
+but the heat of the atmosphere is more oppressive. The noontide is past;
+a cheerless melancholy gloom hangs heavily over nature. Fast sink the
+spirits; for painful is the change to those who have witnessed the
+joyous animation of the morning. The more active animals roam wildly
+about, seeking to allay the cravings of hunger and thirst; only the
+quiet and slothful, who have taken refuge in the forest, seem to have
+no apprehension of the dreadful crisis. But it comes! it rushes on with
+rapid strides, and we shall certainly have it here. The temperature is
+already lowered; the fierce and clashing gales tear up trees by the
+roots. Dark and foaming billows swell the surface of the deeply agitated
+sea. The roar of the river is surpassed by the sound of the wind, and
+the waters seem to flow silently into the ocean. There the storm rages.
+Twice, thrice, flashes of pale blue lightning traverse the clouds in
+rapid succession: as often does the thunder roll in loud and prolonged
+claps through the firmament. Drops of rain fall. The plants begin to
+recover their natural freshness; it thunders again, and the thunder
+is followed, not by rain, but by torrents, which pour down from the
+convulsed sky. The forest groans; the whizzing rustle of the waving
+leaves becomes a hollow murmuring sound, which at length resembles
+the distant roll of muffled drums. Flowers are scatterd to and fro,
+leaves are stripped from the boughs, branches are torn from the stems,
+and massy trees are overthrown; the terrible hurricane ravishes all
+the remaining virgin charms of the levelled and devastated plants.
+But wherefore regret their fate? Have they not lived and bloomed?
+Has not the <i>Inga</i> twisted together its already emptied stamens?
+Have not the golden petals fallen from the fractified blossoms of the
+Banisèr<i>ia</i>, and has not the fruit-loaded <i>A</i>rum yielded its
+faded spathe to the storm? The terrors of this eventful hour fall
+heavily even on the animal world. The feathered inhabitants of the woods
+are struck dumb, and flutter about in dismay on the ground; myriads of
+insects seek shelter under leaves and trunks of trees. The wild Mammàlia
+are tamed, and suspend their work of war and carnage; the cold-blooded
+Amphíbia alone rejoice in the overwhelming deluge, and millions of
+snakes and frogs, which swarm in the flooded meadows, raise a chorus of
+hissing and croaking. Streams of muddy water flow through the narrow
+paths of the forests into the river, or pour into the cracks and chasms
+of the soil. The temperature continues to descend, and the clouds
+gradually empty themselves.
+</p>
+<p>
+But at length a change takes place, and the storm which lately raged so
+furiously is over. The sun shines forth with renovated splendour through
+long extended masses of clouds, which gradually disperse towards the
+horizon on the north and south, assuming, as in the morning, light,
+vapoury forms, and hemming the azure basis of the firmament. A smiling
+deep blue sky now gladdens the earth, and the horrors of the past
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page152" name="page152"></a>[pg 152]</span>
+are speedily forgotten. In an hour no trace of the storm is visible;
+the plants, dried by the warm sunbeams, rear their heaps with renewed
+freshness, and the different kinds of animals obey, as before, their
+respective instincts and propensities.
+</p>
+<p>
+Evening approaches, and new clouds appear between the white flaky
+fringes of the horizon. They diffuse over the landscape tints of violet
+and pale yellow, which harmoniously blends the lofty forests in the
+back-ground with the river and the sea. The setting sun, surrounded by
+hues of variegated beauty, now retires through the western portals of
+the firmament, leaving all nature to love and repose. The soft twilight
+of evening awakens new sensations in animals and plants, and buzzing
+sounds prove that the gloomy recesses of the woods are full of life and
+motion. Love-sighs are breathed through the fragrant perfumes of newly
+collapsed flowers, and all animated nature feels the influence of this
+moment of voluptuous tranquillity. Scattered gleams of light, reflected
+splendours of the departed sun, still float upon the woodland ridges;
+while, amidst a refreshing coolness, the mild moon arises in calm and
+silent grandeur, and diffusing her silver light over the dark forest,
+imparts to every object a new and softened aspect. Night comes;&mdash;nature
+sleeps, and the etheral canopy of heaven, arched out in awful immensity
+over the earth, sparkling with innumerable witnesses of far distant
+glories, infuses into the heart of man humility and confidence,&mdash;a
+divine gift after such a day of wonder and delight!&mdash;<i>Mag. Nat.
+Hist</i>. No. 24.
+</p>
+<hr class="full" />
+<h2>
+ NOTES OF A READER.
+</h2>
+<hr />
+<h3>
+THE BRITISH MUSEUM.
+</h3>
+<p>
+We are happy to learn that the celebrated Arundel MSS., which had been
+held for some time by the Royal Society, have recently been transferred
+to the British Museum; as well as a valuable addition of coins.
+In accordance with the suggestions made during the last Session of
+Parliament, the library of the Museum will henceforth be open to the
+public every day in the week, except Sundays.
+</p>
+<p>
+During the past year 38,000 individuals visited the Museum, and very
+nearly 100,000, namely, 99,852 persons, from all parts of the kingdom,
+visited the Library for the purposes of study.
+</p>
+<p>
+By the way, a livery-servant complained, in <i>The Times</i> of the 1st
+instant, that he had been refused admission to the Museum on an open and
+public day, in consequence of his wearing a livery, notwithstanding he
+saw "soldiers and sailors go in without the least objection." <i>The
+Times</i> remarks, "We believe livery-servants are not excluded from the
+sight at Windsor on an open day. We suspect that the regulation is not
+so much owing to any aristocratical notions on the part of the Directors
+of the Museum, as to that fastidious feeling which prevails in this
+country more than any other, and most of all among the lower ranks of
+the middle classes." The cause is reasonable enough; but we believe that
+livery-servants are not admitted at Windsor: the exclusion seems to be a
+caprice of Royalty, for servants are excluded from our palace-gardens,
+as Kensington. Surely this is unjust. If servants consent to wear
+liveries to gratify the vanity of their wealthy employers, it is hard to
+shut them out from common enjoyments on that account. This is in the
+true spirit of vassalage, of which the liveries are comparatively a
+harmless relic. In Paris we remember seeing a round-frocked peasant,
+apparently just from the plough, pacing the polished floor of the Louvre
+gallery with rough nailed shoes, and then resting on the velvet topped
+settees; and he was admitted <i>gratis</i>. Would such a person,
+tendering his shilling, be admitted to the Exhibition at Somerset House?
+</p>
+<hr />
+<h3>
+ DOMESTIC CHEMISTRY.
+</h3>
+<center>
+<i>Elements of Chemistry familiarly explained and practically
+illustrated</i>.
+</center>
+<p>
+This is an excellent little work by Mr. Brande: it is not avowedly so,
+although everyone familiar with his valuable Manual of Chemistry will
+soon identify the authorship. The present is only the first Part of this
+petite system, containing Attraction, Heat, Light, and Electricity.
+It is, as the author intended it to be, "less learned and elaborate
+than the usual systematic works, and at the same time more detailed,
+connected, and explicit than the 'Conversations' or 'Catechisms.'"
+It avoids "all prolixity of language and the use of less intelligible
+terms;" and, to speak plainly, the illustrative applications throughout
+the work are familiar as household words. Witness the following extract
+from the effects of Heat:
+</p>
+<center>
+<i>Ventilation&mdash;Heating Rooms</i>.
+</center>
+<p>
+"In consequence of the <i>lightness</i> of heated air, it always rises
+to the upper parts of rooms and buildings, when it either escapes, or,
+becoming cooled and
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page153" name="page153"></a>[pg 153]</span>
+ <i>heavier</i>, again descends. If, in cold weather,
+we sit under a skylight in a warm room, a current of cold air is felt
+descending upon the head, whilst warmer currents, rising from our bodies
+and coming into contact with the cold glass, impart to it their excess
+of heat. Being thus contracted in bulk, and rendered specifically
+heavier, they in their turn descend, and thus a perpetual motion is kept
+up in the mass of air. This effect is attended with much inconvenience
+to those who inhabit the room, and is in great measure prevented by the
+use of double windows, which prevent the rapid cooling and production of
+troublesome currents in the air of the apartment.
+</p>
+<p>
+"We generally observe, when the door of a room is opened, that there are
+two distinct currents in the aperture; which may be rendered evident
+by holding in it the flame of a candle. At the upper part it is blown
+outwards, but inwards at the lower part; in the middle, scarcely any
+draught of air, one way or other, is perceptible.
+</p>
+<p>
+"The art of ventilating rooms and buildings is in a great measure
+dependent upon the currents which we are enabled to produce in air by
+changes of temperature, and is a subject of considerable importance.
+As the heated air and effluvia of crowded rooms pass upwards, it is
+common to leave apertures in or near the ceiling for their escape. Were
+it not, indeed, for such contrivances, the upper parts of theatres and
+some other buildings would scarcely be endurable; but a mere aperture,
+though it allows the foul air to escape, in consequence of its specific
+lightness, is also apt to admit a counter-current of denser and cold
+air, which pours down into the room, and produces great inconvenience.
+This effect is prevented by heating, in any convenient way, the tube or
+flue through which the foul air escapes. A constantly ascending current
+is then established; and whenever cold air attempts to descend, the
+heat of the flue rarefies and drives it upwards. Thus the different
+ventilators may terminate in tubes connected with a chimney; or they
+may unite into a common trunk, which may pass over a furnace purposely
+for heating it.
+</p>
+<p>
+"In some of our theatres, the gas chandelier is made a very effectual
+ventilator. It is suspended under a large funnel, which terminates
+in a cowl outside the roof; and the number of burners heat the air
+considerably, and cause its very rapid and constant ascent through the
+funnel, connected with which there may be other apertures in the ceiling
+of the building. But in these and most other cases, we may observe that
+the vents are not sufficiently capacious; and the foul air from the
+house, and from the gas-burners themselves, not being able readily to
+escape, diffuses itself over the upper part of the building, and renders
+the galleries hot and suffocating&mdash;all which is very easily prevented by
+the judicious adjustment of the size of the ventilating channels to the
+quantity of air which it is requisite should freely pass through them.
+</p>
+<p>
+"The small tin ventilators, consisting of a rotating wheel, which we
+sometimes see in window-panes, are perfectly useless, though it is often
+imagined, in consequence of their apparent activity, that they must be
+very effectual; but the fact is, that a very trifling current of air
+suffices to put them in motion, and the apertures for its escape are so
+small as to produce no effectual change in the air of the apartment:
+they are also as often in motion by the ingress as by the egress of air.
+</p>
+<p>
+"From what has been said, it will be obvious that our common fires
+and chimneys are most powerful ventilators, though their good services
+in this respect are often overlooked. As soon as the fire is lighted,
+a rapid ascending current of air is established in the chimney, and
+consequently there must be a constant ingress of fresh air to supply
+this demand, which generally enters the room through the crevices of the
+doors and windows. When these are too tight, the chimney smokes or the
+fire will not draw; and in such cases it is sometimes necessary to make
+a concealed aperture in some convenient part of the room for the
+requisite admission of air, or to submit to sitting with a window or
+door partly open. Any imperfect action of the chimney, or descending
+current, is announced by the escape of smoke into the room, and is
+frequently caused by the flue being too large, or not sufficiently
+perpendicular and regular in its construction. When there is no fire,
+the chimneys also generally act as ventilators; and in summer there is
+often a very powerful current up them, in consequence of the roof and
+chimney-pots being heated by the sun, and thus accelerating the ascent
+of the air. In a well-constructed house there should be sufficient
+apertures for the admission of the requisite quantity of air into the
+respective rooms, without having occasion to trust to its accidental
+ingress through every crack and crevice that will allow it to pass.
+These openings
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page154" name="page154"></a>[pg 154]</span>
+ may either be concealed, or made ornamental, and by
+proper management may be subservient to the admission of warm air
+in winter."
+</p>
+<hr />
+<h3>
+ HENRI III. OF FRANCE.
+</h3>
+<p>
+We quote the following scene from one of the Tales recently published
+in three volumes with the general cognomen of <i>Chantilly</i>. It is from
+the longest and most successful of the stories called "D'Espignac,"
+in the time of Henri III., and, as our extract shows, the scenes and
+sketches exhibit considerable talent, and a certain graphic minuteness
+which has become very popular in modern novels. The tale itself is not
+to our purpose, but we promise the reader a <i>petit souper</i> of horrors
+from its perusal, especially to those who woo terror to delight them.
+The pen is young and feminine, and of high promise. The occasion of the
+following scene is an interview of one of the characters with Henri.
+</p>
+<p>
+"It was a small dark apartment, hung round with tapestry, the ceiling
+richly decorated with massive ornaments of carved oak, and the floor
+covered with a dark-coloured carpet of Turkey manufacture, so thick and
+soft that the footsteps fell unheard as they advanced over it. It was
+here that the monarch usually spent his leisure hours, and various were
+the objects indicative of his tastes and habits scattered around, in a
+confusion which completely put to flight all ideas of study or devotion
+in the mind of the visiter. On a small table near the door were strewn
+divers preparations for the toilette, and cosmetics for improving the
+complexion, of which the King used quantities almost incredible, all
+prepared by his own hand; and the mixing and arranging of these formed
+his greatest delight and amusement. In the recesses on each side the
+window stood two highly-polished ebony cases, which Catherine de Medicis
+his mother had brought from Italy, for containing books and holy relics;
+but for this they were totally useless to the present royal owner, who
+applied them to a far different purpose. On the lower shelf next the
+ground, were arranged small ornamented baskets, in each of which, on
+satin cushions, reposed in regal luxury a litter of spaniel puppies,
+which, together with their pampered mother, did not fail to salute with
+deafening noise any stranger who entered. The messes, medicines, and
+food of these little favourites completely filled the upper shelves, or
+only disputed ground with the chains and collars of their predecessors,
+a few of whom, rescued from oblivion, stood on the top, seemingly ready
+as in life to fly out with inhospitable fury on the approach of
+intruders.
+</p>
+<p>
+"The upper compartments of the window were of painted glass, and cast a
+dismal light through the apartment, while the lower panes were darkened
+by the hawk-mews raised on the terrace, that the King might enjoy the
+daily satisfaction of seeing the birds fed before his eyes. On a table
+near the window stood an inkstand, with various implements for writing,
+but from the sorry condition in which they appeared, and the confusion
+prevailing around, it was evident they were but seldom used. Small was
+the space, however, allotted to such unimportant objects. His Majesty
+had been deeply engaged during the morning tending a sick puppy, which
+having washed in sweet water, and combed with a gilt comb, he had
+adorned with ribbons, and placed in a basket by his side; mixing a
+scented paste for whitening the hands, preparing a wash for the skin,
+binding the broken leg of a wounded merlin, and finally seeking
+relief from such engrossing pursuits in the favourite recreation of
+disburdening a precious missal of its exquisite illuminations, in order
+to ornament the walls and enliven the chamber! It was at this table
+that Henri himself was seated, with his head resting on his hands, and
+apparently buried in thought. The noisy greeting of the spaniels as
+La Vallée entered caused him to start, and he turned towards the door
+an anxious unquiet look, bespeaking distrust and apprehension, which,
+however, quickly changed to one of pleasure as he heard the name and
+recognised the features of his visiter.
+</p>
+<p>
+"The King was at that time in the very flower of his age, and yet
+he appeared no longer young. The cares of royalty, the murder of the
+Guises, had planted many a deep and lasting furrow on his brow, which
+time would have otherwise withheld for many years. His pallid cheek
+and sunken eye told of a mind but ill at ease. No art, no charm could
+restore the bloom and freshness which remorse for the past and fear for
+the future had long ago dispelled, never to return. And yet, with that
+sweet self-deception which all are so disposed to practise, he sought
+to banish reflection and beguile alarm in the pursuit of all kinds of
+frivolous amusements unworthy of his rank or station, and fancied he
+had succeeded in chasing care if for a moment he ceased to think.
+</p>
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page155" name="page155"></a>[pg 155]</span>
+</p>
+<p>
+"His costume even now was foppish and <i>recherché</i>. Much time had
+evidently been spent in adjusting the drooping leathers of his jewelled
+toque, and no pains had been spared in properly disposing the plaits
+of his <i>fraise</i> and ruffles, or in arranging the folds of his
+broidered mantle. The snow-white slippers, with the sky-blue roses, the
+silken hose and braided doublet, seemed better fitted for the parade of
+the courtly saloon than the privacy of the closet. The hand he extended
+to the Count was like that of a youthful beauty, rather than of one who
+had once wielded sword with the bravest. Every finger was adorned with
+a costly jewel, which flashed and sparkled in the light as he waved his
+hand in token of welcome, and, pointing to a chair, bade his visiter be
+seated."
+</p>
+<hr class="full" />
+<h2>
+ SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS.
+</h2>
+<hr />
+<h3>
+ THE LAW OF ARREST. A TALE FROM FACTS.
+</h3>
+<p>
+Once upon a time there lived at Hamburgh a certain merchant of the name
+of Meyer&mdash;he was a good little man; charitable to the poor, hospitable
+to his friends, and so rich that he was extremely respected, in spite
+of his good nature. Among that part of his property which was vested
+in other people's hands, and called debts, was the sum of five hundred
+pounds owed to him by the Captain of an English vessel. This debt had
+been so long contracted that the worthy Meyer began to wish for a new
+investment of his capital. He accordingly resolved to take a trip to
+Portsmouth, in which town Captain Jones was then residing, and take that
+liberty which in my opinion should in a free country never be permitted,
+viz. the liberty of applying for his money.
+</p>
+<p>
+Our worthy merchant one bright morning found himself at Portsmouth; he
+was a stranger to that town, but not unacquainted altogether with the
+English language. He lost no time in calling on Captain Jones.
+</p>
+<p>
+"And vat?" said he to a man whom he asked to show him to the Captain's
+house, "vat is dat fine veshell yondare?"
+</p>
+<p>
+"She be the Royal Sally," replied the man, "bound for Calcutta&mdash;sails
+to-morrow; but here's Captain Jones's house, Sir, and he'll tell you
+all about it."
+</p>
+<p>
+The merchant bowed, and knocked at the door of a red brick house&mdash;door
+green&mdash;brass knocker. Captain Gregory Jones was a tall man; he wore a
+blue coat without skirts; he had high cheek bones, small eyes, and his
+whole appearance was eloquent of what is generally termed the bluff
+honesty of the seaman. Captain Gregory seemed somewhat disconcerted at
+seeing his friend&mdash;he begged for a little further time. The merchant
+looked grave&mdash;three years had already elapsed. The Captain demurred&mdash;the
+merchant pressed&mdash;the Captain blustered&mdash;and the merchant, growing
+angry, began to threaten. All of a sudden Captain Jones's manner
+changed&mdash;he seemed to recollect himself, begged pardon, said he could
+easily procure the money, desired the merchant to go back to his inn,
+and promised to call on him in the course of the day. Mynheer Meyer went
+home, and ordered an excellent dinner. Time passed&mdash;his friend came not.
+Meyer grew impatient. He had just put on his hat and was walking out,
+when the waiter threw open the door, and announced two gentlemen.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Ah, dere comes de monish," thought Mynheer Meyer. The gentlemen
+approached&mdash;the taller one whipped out what seemed to Meyer a receipt.
+"Ah, ver well, I vill sign, ver well!"
+</p>
+<p>
+"Signing, Sir, is useless; you will be kind enough to accompany us. This
+is a warrant for debt, Sir; my house is extremely comfortable&mdash;gentlemen
+of the first fashion go there&mdash;quite moderate, too, only a guinea
+a-day&mdash;find your own wine."
+</p>
+<p>
+"I do&mdash;no&mdash;understand, Sare," said the merchant, smiling amiably,
+"I am ver vell off here&mdash;thank you&mdash;"
+</p>
+<p>
+"Come, come," said the other gentleman, speaking for the first time,
+"no parlavoo Monsoo, you are our prisoner&mdash;this is a warrant for the
+sum of 10,000l. due to Captain Gregory Jones."
+</p>
+<p>
+The merchant stared&mdash;the merchant frowned&mdash;but so it was. Captain
+Gregory Jones, who owed Mynheer Meyer 500l., had arrested Mynheer Meyer
+for 10,000l.; for, as every one knows, any man may arrest us who has
+conscience enough to swear that we owe him money. Where was Mynheer
+Meyer in a strange town to get bail? Mynheer Meyer went to prison.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Dis be a strange vay of paying a man his monish!" said Mynheer Meyer.
+</p>
+<p>
+In order to wile away time, our merchant, who was wonderfully social,
+scraped acquaintance with some of his fellow-prisoners. "Vat be you in
+prishon for?" said he to a stout respectable-looking man who seemed in
+a violent passion&mdash;"for vhat crime?"
+</p>
+<p>
+"I, Sir, crime!" quoth the prisoner;
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page156" name="page156"></a>[pg 156]</span>
+ "Sir, I was going to Liverpool
+to vote at the election, when a friend of the opposite candidate had
+me suddenly arrested for 2,000l. Before I get bail the election will
+be over!"
+</p>
+<p>
+"Vat's that you tell me? arrest you to prevent your giving an honesht
+vote? is that justice?"
+</p>
+<p>
+"Justice, no!" cried our friend, it's the Law of Arrest."
+</p>
+<p>
+"And vat be you in prishon for?" said the merchant pityingly to a thin
+cadaverous-looking object, who ever and anon applied a handkerchief to
+eyes that were worn with weeping.
+</p>
+<p>
+"An attorney offered a friend of mine to discount a bill, if he could
+obtain a few names to indorse it&mdash;<i>I</i>, Sir, indorsed it. The bill
+became due, the next day the attorney arrested all whose names were
+on the bill; there were eight of us, the law allows him to charge two
+guineas for each; there are sixteen guineas, Sir, for the lawyer&mdash;but
+I, Sir&mdash;alas my family will starve before <i>I</i> shall be released.
+Sir, there are a set of men called discounting attorneys, who live upon
+the profits of entrapping and arresting us poor folk."
+</p>
+<p>
+"Mine Gott! but is dat justice?"
+</p>
+<p>
+"Alas! No, Sir, it is the law of arrest."
+</p>
+<p>
+"But," said the merchant, turning round to a lawyer, whom the Devil had
+deserted, and who was now with the victims of his profession; "dey tell
+me, dat in Englant a man be called innoshent till he be proved guilty;
+but here am I, who, because von carrion of a shailor, who owesh me five
+hundred pounts, takes an oath that <i>I</i> owe him ten thousand&mdash;here am
+I, on that schoundrel's single oath, clapped up in a prishon. Is this
+a man's being innoshent till he is proved guilty, Sare?"
+</p>
+<p>
+"Sir," said the lawyer primly, "you are thinking of criminal cases;
+but if a man be unfortunate enough to get into debt, that is quite a
+different thing:&mdash;we are harder to poverty than we are to crime!"
+</p>
+<p>
+"But, mine Gott! is that justice?"
+</p>
+<p>
+"Justice! pooh! it's the law of arrest," said the lawyer, turning on
+his heel.
+</p>
+<p>
+Our merchant was liberated; no one appeared to prove the debt. He flew
+to a magistrate; he told his case; he implored justice against Captain
+Jones.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Captain Jones!" said the magistrate, taking snuff; "Captain Gregory
+Jones, you mean!"
+</p>
+<p>
+"Ay, mine goot Sare&mdash;yesh!"
+</p>
+<p>
+"He set sail for Calcutta yesterday. He commands the Royal Sally.
+He must evidently have sworn this debt against you for the purpose of
+getting rid of your claim, and silencing your mouth till you could
+catch him no longer. He's a clever fellow is Gregory Jones!"
+</p>
+<p>
+"De teufel! but, Sure, ish dere no remedy for de poor merchant?"
+</p>
+<p>
+"Remedy! oh, yes&mdash;indictment for perjury."
+</p>
+<p>
+"But vat use is dat? You say he be gone&mdash;ten thousand miles off&mdash;to
+Calcutta!"
+</p>
+<p>
+"That's certainly against your indictment!"
+</p>
+<p>
+"And cannot I get my monish?"
+</p>
+<p>
+"Not as I see."
+</p>
+<p>
+"And <i>I</i> have been arreshted instead of him!"
+</p>
+<p>
+"You have."
+</p>
+<p>
+"Sare, I have only von vord to say&mdash;<i>is</i> dat justice?"
+</p>
+<p>
+"That I can't say, Mynheer Meyer, but it is certainly the law of
+arrest," answered the magistrate; and he bowed the merchant out of
+the room.
+</p>
+<h4>
+<i>New Monthly Magazine</i>.
+</h4>
+<hr />
+<h3>
+ SONGS FOUND IN A GRECIAN URN.
+</h3>
+<center>
+ THE FIRST-BORN.
+</center>
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Beautiful, O woman! the sun on flower and tree,</p>
+ <p> And beautiful the balmy wind that dreameth on the sea;</p>
+ <p> And softly soundeth in thine ear, the song of peasants reaping,</p>
+ <p> The dove's low chant among the leaves, its twilight vigil keeping.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> And beautiful the hushing of the linnet in her nest,</p>
+ <p> With her young beneath her wings, and the sunset on her breast:</p>
+ <p> While hid among the flowers, where the dreamy bee is flitting,</p>
+ <p> Singing unto its own glad heart, the poet child is sitting.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> It stirreth up the soul, upon the golden waves to see,</p>
+ <p> The galley lifting up her crowned head triumphantly&mdash;</p>
+ <p> Io! Io! now she laugheth like a Queen of Araby,</p>
+ <p> While Joy and Music strew with flowers the pathway of her Chariotry!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> And beautiful unto thy soul, at summer time to wait,</p>
+ <p> Till Moonlight with her sweet pale feet, comes dancing to thy gate;</p>
+ <p> Thy violet-eyes upturn'd unto thy love with timid grace,</p>
+ <p> He feels thine arm about his neck, thy kisses on his face.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Beautiful, O gentle girl, these pleasant thoughts to thee,</p>
+ <p> These chosen sheaves, long harvested within thy memory!</p>
+ <p> But when thy face grows dim, with weariness and care,</p>
+ <p> Thy heart, forgetting all its songs, awaketh but to prayer!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Thou lookest for a gleeful face, thine opening eyes to greet,</p>
+ <p> While coldness gathers on thy breast, the shadow round thy feet&mdash;</p>
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page157" name="page157"></a>[pg 157]</span>
+ <p> Beautiful, O woman, the green earth and the flowers may be,</p>
+ <p> But sweeter in that hour the voice of thy First-born Child to thee!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+</div></div>
+<hr />
+<center>
+ THE ATHENIAN LOVER TO HIS MISTRESS.
+</center>
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> The spirit of mine eyes is faint</p>
+<p class="i2"> With gazing on thy light;</p>
+ <p> I close my eyelids, but within,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Sweet, thou art shining bright,</p>
+ <p> Sitting amid the purple gloom,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Like a flower-bird at night!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Thy beauty walketh by my side</p>
+<p class="i2"> By the green wood, on the sea;</p>
+ <p> I hear thee in the bird that sings</p>
+<p class="i2"> Upon the orange-tree;</p>
+ <p> Thy face upon the haunted streams</p>
+<p class="i2"> Is looking up to me.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Gentle one, in grief I linger</p>
+<p class="i2"> Beside the glimmering nest,</p>
+ <p> Till evening sinketh in the flowers,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Like a weary fawn to rest,</p>
+ <p> Yea, my heart is sick with longing</p>
+<p class="i2"> To dream upon thy breast!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> From the dark of their golden lids</p>
+<p class="i2"> Thy singing eyes look out,</p>
+ <p> Like doves in the olives hearing</p>
+<p class="i2"> The shepherd's jocund shout,</p>
+ <p> As he wandereth with his pipe</p>
+<p class="i2"> The sunny glen about.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> I have opened mine eyes&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i2"> Thy beauty will not part,</p>
+ <p> But thy feet are dancing round me,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Lovely! that thou art&mdash;</p>
+ <p> The sweet breath of thine eyes doth fall,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Like odour on my heart!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+</div></div>
+<hr />
+<center>
+ TO AN ARCADIAN CHILD SLEEPING.
+</center>
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Sleep on&mdash;sleep on&mdash;the silver flowers</p>
+<p class="i2"> A pillow for thy head may be,</p>
+ <p> While Evening with her band of hours</p>
+<p class="i2"> Sits by thee silently.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> From Morning in the vine-yards straying&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i2"> Sweet child, so fair and meek!</p>
+ <p> She lieth down, and tired of playing,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Darkens the bright grass with her cheek.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> One arm upon her eyes she foldeth,</p>
+<p class="i2"> O'er which her hair is softly fann'd,</p>
+ <p> And still with fainting grasp she holdeth</p>
+<p class="i2"> The lilies in her hand.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Oh&mdash;wake her not! the forest streams</p>
+<p class="i2"> With balmy lips are breathing rest;</p>
+ <p> Nor stir the garland of sweet dreams</p>
+<p class="i2"> Which Sleep hath bound upon her breast.</p>
+</div></div>
+<h4>
+<i>New Monthly Magazine</i>.
+</h4>
+<hr class="full" />
+<h2>
+THE SELECTOR; AND LITERARY NOTICES OF <i>NEW WORKS</i>.
+</h2>
+<hr />
+<h3>
+ ADVENTURES OF A YOUNGER SON.
+</h3>
+<p>
+These are three volumes of spirit-stirring scenes, understood to
+be written by Captain Trelawney, the friend of Lord Byron. They are
+said to embody many incidents of the early life of the writer, though
+portions are too strongly tinged with romance to belong to sober
+reality. The Younger Son is driven from his native hearth by a cruel
+father. His proud spirit revolts at such oppression. He sings with Byron
+</p>
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> And now I'm in the world alone,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Upon the wide wide sea;</p>
+ <p> But why should I for others groan,</p>
+<p class="i2"> When none will sigh for me.</p>
+</div></div>
+<p>
+His father intends him for the church, but instead of being sent to
+Oxford, he is taken to Portsmouth, and shipped on board a line of battle
+ship, the Superb, as passenger to join one of Nelson's squadron; but
+through delay he falls in with the Nelson fleet of Trafalgar, two days
+after the deathless victory. He returns to England, and is sent to Dr.
+Burney's navigation school. He next sails for the East Indies, and at
+Bombay he falls in with an adventurous stranger, whom he is minute in
+describing, "to account in part for the extraordinary influence he
+gained, on so short an acquaintance," over his mind and imagination.
+He became his model. The height of his ambition was to imitate him,
+even in his defects. Thenceforth his life of adventure begins. In its
+progress, he describes many beautiful scenes in the East with touching
+enthusiasm, and some of his pictures of luxuriant nature are admirably
+painted.
+</p>
+<p>
+We pass over these to the heroine, at Port St. Louis:
+</p>
+<center>
+<i>An Arabian Beauty</i>.
+</center>
+<p>
+"Zela had the blood of a fearless race. She had been bred and
+schooled amidst peril always at hand. Not having learnt to affect
+what she did not feel, she crossed ravines, wound along precipices,
+and waded through streams and rivers, not only without impeding us
+by enacting a pantomimic representation of fears, tears, entreaties,
+prayers, screaming, and fainting, but she was such a simpleton as not
+even to notice them, unless, in the usual sweet, low tone of her voice,
+to remark that they were delightful places to sit in, during the sultry
+part of the day; or she would stop her pony over a precipice to gather
+some curious flowers, drooping from a natural arch; or to pluck the
+pendant and waving boughs of the most graceful of Indian tress, the
+imperial mimosa, sensitive and sacred as love, shrinking from the
+touch of the profane.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Put this,' she said, holding out a branch, 'in your turban; for I am
+sure in some of these hollow caves and dreary chasms the ogres live;
+they feed their young with human blood, and they love to give them the
+young and beautiful. Put it in your turban, brother,&mdash;since you say I
+must not call you master;&mdash;and never frown,&mdash;I do not like to see it,
+for then you are not so handsome,&mdash;I mean, good, as when you smile.
+Do not laugh, but take it. It will preserve
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page158" name="page158"></a>[pg 158]</span>
+ you from every spell and
+magic. Nothing bad dares come near it.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"While crossing a sandy level, suddenly she started, as her eye caught
+some object. Without stopping her horse, which was ambling along, she
+sprang off, and ran up a sand hill, like a white doe. Never having
+witnessed any thing like this before, I was so astonished that she was
+returning, ere I could overtake her to ask if an ogre had lured her with
+his evil eye. 'O, no,' she cried,&mdash;'look here! You like flowers, but did
+you ever see any so lovely as this?&mdash;Smell it,&mdash;'tis so sweet, that the
+rose, if growing near it, loses its beauty and fragrance, from envy of
+its rival.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"Certainly I thought she was bewitched. It was a glaring, large, red
+bough, full of blowzy blossoms, and yellow berries, with a musky, foeted
+odour. 'Why,' I exclaimed, 'you have as much reason to be jealous of old
+Kamalia, your nurse, as the rose to be jealous of such a scraggy bramble
+as this! Faugh! the smell makes me sick.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"I suppose I was instigated to make this rude speech by her fondling
+and kissing it. Her dark eyes expanded; and she seemed, for an instant,
+to view me with astonishment, then with sorrow; as they closed, I
+perceived that their brightness was gone, and the long, jetty fringe,
+which arched upwards as it pressed her cheek, was covered with little
+pearly dew-drops. The branch fell from her hand under my feet, her
+sprightly form drooped, and the tones of her voice reminded me of the
+time when she hung over her dying parent, as she said,&mdash;'pardon me,
+stranger! I had forgotten you are not of my father's land. This tree
+covered my father's tent, sheltered us from the sun, and kept away the
+flies, when we slept in the day. Our virgins wreathe it in their hair,
+and, if they die, it is strewed over their graves. So, I can't help
+loving it better than any thing. But, since you say it makes you sick,
+I won't love it, or gather it any more.' Then her words became almost
+inarticulate from sobbing, as she added,&mdash;'Why should I wear it now?
+I belong to a stranger!. My father is gone!'
+</p>
+<p>
+"I need scarcely say that I not only returned the flowers, and pleaded
+my ignorance, but I went up to the hill, and pulled up the tree by the
+roots. 'Sweet sister,' said I, 'I was only angry with it because you
+abused the favoured tree of our country, the rose. But now, as the sun
+shines on it, and I see it nearer,'&mdash;looking at her,&mdash;'I do think the
+rose may envy it, as the loveliest of my country women might envy you.
+I'll plant it in our garden.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'O, how good you are!' she exclaimed; 'and I'll plant a rose-tree near
+it, and they shall mingle their sweets; for our love and care of them
+will make them live together without envy. Every thing should love each
+other. I love every tree, and fruit, and flower.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"Still I observed, as her thin robes were disarranged, that her little
+downy bosom fluttered like an imprisoned bird panting for liberty; and,
+to turn her thoughts from what had pained her, I said,&mdash;'Do not fear,
+dear Zela. That is the last stream we have to cross; and then we shall
+ride over that beautiful plain.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'O, stranger!' she replied, 'Zela never feared any thing, but her
+father, when angry; and then, those who feared not to gaze on the
+lightning, when all the world appeared to be on fire, feared to look
+in his face. Then his voice was louder than the thunder, and his lance
+deadlier than the thunderbolt. Last evening, when you talked to that
+tall man, who is so gentle, you looked like my father; and I thought you
+were going to kill him, and I wanted to tell you not; for I have read
+his eyes, and he loves you much. It is very bad to be angry with those
+that love us.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Oh, you mean Aston! No, dear, I was not angry with him. I love him
+too. We were talking of the horrid cruelties practised on the poor
+slaves here; and I was angry at that.'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'I wish I knew your language! How I should have loved to hear you! And
+then I should have slept; but being ignorant of that, I did nothing but
+weep, because I thought I saw you angry with one that loves you.'"
+</p>
+<hr />
+<p>
+"It was only in Zela's absence that I could dwell on her portraiture.
+She had just turned her fourteenth year; and though certainly not
+considered, even in the east, as matured, yet, forced like a flower,
+fanned by the sultry west wind, into early developement, her form, like
+its petals bursting through the bud, gave promise of the rarest beauty
+and sweetness. Nurtured in the shade, her hue was pale, but contrasted
+with the date-coloured women about her, the soft and transparent
+clearness of her complexion was striking; and it was heightened by
+clouds of the darkest hair. She looked like a solitary star unveiled
+in the night, The breadth and depth of her clear and smooth forehead
+were partly hidden by the even silky line from which the hair
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page159" name="page159"></a>[pg 159]</span>
+ arose,
+fell over in rich profusion, and added to its brightness; as did the
+glossy, well-defined eye-brow, boldly crossing the forehead, slightly
+waved at the outer extremities, but not arched. Her eyes were full, even
+for an orientalist, but neither sparkling nor prominent, soft as the
+thrush's. It was only when moved by joy, surprise, or sorrow, that the
+star-like iris dilated and glistened, and then its effect was most
+eloquent and magical. The distinct ebon-lashes which curtained them were
+singularly long and beautiful; and when she slept they pressed against
+her pale cheeks, and were arched upwards.
+</p>
+<p>
+"That portion of the eye, generally of a pearly whiteness, in hers was
+tinted with a light shade of blue, like the bloom on a purple grape, or
+the sky seen through the morning mist. Her mouth was harmony and love;
+her face was small and oval, with a wavy outline of ineffable grace
+descending to her smooth and unruffled neck, thence swelling at her
+bosom, which was high, and just developing into form. Her limbs were
+long, full, and rounded, her motion was quick, but not springy, light
+as a zephyr. As she then stood canopied beneath the dense shade of that
+sacred Hindoo tree, with its drooping foliage hanging in clusters round
+her, in every clasped and sensitive leaf of which a fairy is said to
+dwell, I fancied she was their queen, and must have dropped from one of
+the leaves, to gambol and wanton among the flowers below. Running to
+her, I caught her in my arms, and said, 'I watched your fall, and have
+you now, dear sprite, and will keep you here!'&mdash;pressing her to my
+bosom.
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Oh, put me down! You hurt me,&mdash;I have not fallen,&mdash;oh, let me go!'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'Will you promise then not to take flight to your leafy dwelling, in
+that your fairy kingdom-tree?'
+</p>
+<p>
+"'What do you mean? Oh, let me go,&mdash;you'll crush me!'
+</p>
+<p>
+"I gently placed her on the ground, and told her my fears. The instant
+I unclutched her, she ran to her old attendant, scared like a young
+leveret; and this was my first embrace of my Arab maid.
+</p>
+<p>
+"That it may not be considered I exaggerate, when speaking of the Arabs
+in India generally, I must refer the reader to what a recent, learned,
+and unprejudiced traveller says of them: 'The Arabs are numerous in
+India; their comparative fairness, their fine, bony, and muscular
+figures, their noble countenances, and picturesque dress, intelligent,
+bold, and active,' &amp;c.
+</p>
+<p>
+"Zela's father was all this, and her mother a celebrated beauty brought
+from the Georgian Caucasus, and twice made captive by the chance of war.
+After giving birth to Zela, she looked, and saw her own image in her
+child, blessed it, and yielded up her mortality. Is it to be marvelled
+at, that the offspring of such parents was as I have described, or
+rather what I have attempted to describe? For I am little skilled in
+words, or words are insufficient to represent what the eye sees, and
+the heart feels."
+</p>
+<p>
+We must return to these very attractive volumes.
+</p>
+<hr class="full" />
+<h2>
+ THE GATHERER.
+</h2>
+<hr />
+<p>
+<i>A Mistake</i>.&mdash;In consequence of some transposition by which an
+announcement of the decease of a country clergyman had got inserted
+amongst the announcements of the marriages in a country paper a few
+days since, the announcement read thus: "Married the Rev. &mdash;&mdash;, curate
+of &mdash;&mdash;, to the great regret of all his parishioners, by whom he was
+universally beloved. The poor will long have cause to lament the
+unhappy event."
+</p>
+<p>
+<i>New Bankrupt Court</i>.&mdash;One of the inferior judges, whose salaries
+are, by the Act, to be paid out of the fees, seeing that the whole
+amount was absorbed by the chief, observed to an associate on the bench,
+"Upon my word, R&mdash;&mdash;, I begin to think that our appointment is all a
+matter of moonshine." "I hope it may be so," replied R&mdash;&mdash;, "for then
+we shall soon see the first quarter."
+</p>
+<p>
+The same humorous judge had listened to a very long argument on a
+particular case in which the counsel rested much upon a certain act of
+parliament. His opponent replied, "You need not rely on <i>that</i> act,
+for its teeth have been drawn by so many decisions against it, that it
+is worth nothing." Still the counsel argued on, and insisted on its
+authority; after listening to which for a good hour, his lordship drily
+remarked, "I do believe all the teeth of this act have been drawn, for
+there is nothing left but the jaw."&mdash;<i>Literary Gazette</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+<i>Criticism</i>.&mdash;A print of a wounded leopard is described by a
+contemporary as "a powerful exhibition of animal agony." Did our critic
+ever hear of vegetable agony?
+</p>
+<p>
+<i>Humbug</i>.&mdash;A correspondent of the <i>Times</i> says "Every body is not
+acquainted with the etymology of the word
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page160" name="page160"></a>[pg 160]</span>
+ Humbug. It is a corruption
+of Hamburgh, and originated in the following manner: During a period
+when war prevailed on the Continent, so many false reports and lying
+bulletins were fabricated at Hamburgh, that, at length, when any one
+would signify his disbelief of a statement, he would say, 'You had
+that from Hamburgh;' and thus, 'That is Hamburgh,' or 'Humbug,' became
+a common expression of incredulity."
+</p>
+<p>
+<i>A Clincher</i>.&mdash;An American paper says, this is the method of catching
+tigers in India:&mdash;"A man carries a board, on which a human figure is
+painted; as soon as he arrives at the den, he knocks behind the board
+with a hammer; the noise rouses the tiger, when he flies in a direct
+line at the board, and grasps it, and the man behind clinches his claws
+in the wood, and so secures him."
+</p>
+<p>
+<i>Franking Letters</i>.&mdash;The Princess Augusta asked Lord Walsingham for
+a frank; he wrote one for her in such detestable characters that, at the
+end of a week, after having wandered half over England, it was opened,
+and returned to her as illegible. The Princess complained to Lord
+Walsingham, and he then wrote the frank for her so <i>legibly</i>, that at
+the end of a couple of days, it was returned to her, marked
+"FORGERY."&mdash;<i>The Town</i>.
+</p>
+<center>
+<i>Epigram from Scarron</i>.
+</center>
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> A Confessor was caugh t'other day rather jolly,</p>
+ <p> Who observed, "When a man has committed a folly,</p>
+ <p> If he has any sense left, hastens straightway to me,</p>
+ <p> When, confessing his guilt, I can soon set him free;</p>
+ <p> But how hard is my fate! for when wrong I have done,</p>
+ <p> Absolution's denied me by every one;</p>
+ <p> In which case, that I may from conscience escape,</p>
+ <p> Take refuge from thought in the juice of the grape."</p>
+</div></div>
+<h4>
+M.T.
+</h4>
+<p>
+<i>Signs</i>.&mdash;To trace the origin of signs would be an amusing relaxation
+for the Society of Antiquaries. Who could have imagined that "bag o'
+nails," was a corruption of the Bacchanals, which it evidently is from
+the rude epigraph still subjoined to the fractured classicism of the
+title? In the same manner the more modern "Goat and compasses" may be
+identified with the text of "God encompasseth us," which was a favourite
+motto amongst the ale-house Puritans.&mdash;<i>Blackwood's Magazine</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+<i>Half-honesty</i>.&mdash;A few nights since a friend gave a hackney-coachman
+two sovereigns instead of two shillings for his fare; when the coachman
+turned sharply and said, "Sir, you have given me a sovereign," keeping
+back the other; for which supposed honesty he was rewarded.
+</p>
+<h4>
+C.D.
+</h4>
+<p>
+<i>Proxy</i>.&mdash;In 1436, we find the Bishop of Hola, in Iceland, whimsically
+enough hiring the master of a London merchant ship to sail to Iceland as
+his proxy, and to perform the necessary visitation of his see; the good
+prelate dreading in person to encounter the boisterous northern ocean.
+</p>
+<h4>
+T. GILL.
+</h4>
+<p>
+<i>Swelled Ankles at a Discount</i>.&mdash;In the year 1699, when King William
+returned from Holland in a state of severe indisposition, he sent for
+Dr. Radcliffe, and showing him his swollen ankles, while the rest of
+his body was emaciated, said, "What think you of these?" "Why truly,"
+replied the doctor, "I would not have your majesty's two legs for your
+three kingdoms." This freedom was never forgiven by the king, and no
+intercession could ever recover his favour towards Radcliffe.
+</p>
+<h4>
+P.T.W.
+</h4>
+<p>
+Judge Rumsey was so excellent a lawyer that he was called the <i>Picklock
+of the Law</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+<i>Commerce and Theft</i> in every age and country have gone regularly
+together. Commerce accumulates riches, supplies the commodities to be
+stolen, supplies therefore the temptation, and puts the temptation in
+the way. Mercury was the God at once of Peace, of Merchants, and of
+Thieves; and it is not very long since an African king said he designed
+to send his son to Europe, "to read book and be rogue like white man."
+</p>
+<h4>
+T. GILL.
+</h4>
+<hr class="full" />
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote1" name="footnote1"></a>
+<b>Footnote 1</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag1">(return)</a>
+<p>
+Member of the Royal College of Surgeons in London, &amp;c.
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote2" name="footnote2"></a>
+<b>Footnote 2</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag2">(return)</a>
+<p>
+United Service Journal, Jan. 1832.
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote3" name="footnote3"></a>
+<b>Footnote 3</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag3">(return)</a>
+<p>
+I did not observe them take the trouble of wrapping up the
+ ingredients together, as is customary in India; but some would
+ eat the betel leaf, previously dipping it in some lime (made
+ from burnt coral) which he held in his hand, and ate the
+ areka-nut afterwards; they had no tobacco to eat with it, nor
+ did I hear them inquire for any.
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+<hr class="full" />
+<center>
+With many Engravings, price 5<i>s</i>.
+<br />
+<b>ARCANA OF SCIENCE</b>
+<br />
+And Annual Register of the Useful Arts for 1832.
+</center>
+<center>
+Fifth Year.
+</center>
+<p>
+"This work is exceedingly valuable, and may be considered as an
+Encyclopaedia, to which the most eminent of their time are constantly
+contributing."&mdash;<i>New Monthly Magazine, March</i>.
+</p>
+<center>
+Printed for JOHN LIMBIRD, 143, Strand.
+</center>
+<hr class="full" />
+<p>
+<i>Printed and published by J. LIMBIRD, 143, Strand, (near Somerset
+House,) London; sold by ERNEST FLEISCHER, 626, New Market, Leipsic;
+G.G. BENNIS, 55, Rue Neuve, St. Augustin, Paris; and by all Newsmen
+and Booksellers.</i>
+</p>
+<div>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 12497 ***</div>
+</body>
+</html>
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