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+<div>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 12496 ***</div>
+<h1>The Project Gutenberg eBook, The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and
+Instruction, Vol. 10, No. 287, December 15, 1827, by Various</h1>
+<br />
+<br />
+<center><b>E-text prepared by Jonathan Ingram, David Garcia,<br />
+ and the Project Gutenberg Online Distributed Proofreading Team</b></center>
+<br />
+<br />
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page393" name="page393"></a>[pg 393]</span>
+
+ <h1>THE MIRROR<br />
+ OF<br />
+ LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.</h1>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <table width="100%" summary="Banner">
+ <tr>
+ <td align="left"><b>VOL. X, NO. 287.]</b></td>
+ <td align="center"><b>SATURDAY, DECEMBER 15, 1827.</b></td>
+ <td align="right"><b>[PRICE 2d.</b></td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+<div class="figure" style="width: 100%;">
+<a href="images/287-1.png"><img width="100%" src="images/287-1.png"
+alt="New Steam Carriage." /></a>
+<center>NEW STEAM CARRIAGE.</center>
+</div>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page394" name="page394"></a>[pg 394]</span>
+</p>
+
+
+<center>
+<i>Explanation of the References.</i>
+</center>
+
+<p style="font-size: 80%; margin-left: 5%; margin-right: 5%;">
+1. The Guide and Engineer, to whom the whole management of the machinery
+and conduct of the carriage is intrusted. Besides this man, a guard will
+be employed.
+<br />
+2. The handle which guides the Pole and Pilot Wheels.
+<br />
+3. The Pilot Wheels.
+<br />
+4. The Pole.
+<br />
+5. The Fore Boot, for luggage.
+<br />
+6. The "Throttle Valve" of the main steam-pipe, which, by means of the
+handle, is opened or closed at pleasure, the power of the steam and the
+progress of the carriage being thereby regulated from 1 to 10 or 20
+miles per hour.
+<br />
+7. The Tank for Water, running from end to end, and the full breadth of
+the carriage; it will contain 60 gallons of water.
+<br />
+8. The Carriage, capable of holding six inside-passengers.
+<br />
+9. Outside Passengers, of which the present carriage will carry 15.
+<br />
+10. The Hind Boot, containing the Boiler and Furnace. The Boiler is
+incased with sheet-iron, and between the pipes the coke and charcoal are
+put, the front being closed in the ordinary way with an iron door. The
+pipes extend from the cylindrical reservoir of water at the bottom to
+the cylindrical chamber for steam at the top, forming a succession of
+lines something like a horse-shoe, turned edgeways. The steam enters the
+"separators" through large pipes, which are observable on the Plan, and
+is thence conducted to its proper destination.
+<br />
+11. "Separators," in which the steam is separated from the water, the
+water descending and returning to the boiler, while the steam ascends,
+and is forced into the steam-pipes or main arteries of the machine.
+<br />
+12. The Pump, by which the water is pumped from the tank, by means of
+a flexible hose, to the reservoir, communicating with the boiler.
+<br />
+13. The Main Steam Pipe, descending from the "separators," and
+proceeding in a direct line under the body of the coach to the "throttle
+valve" (No. 6,) and thence, under the tank, to the cylinders from which
+the pistons work.
+<br />
+14. Flues of the Furnace, from which there is no smoke, coke and
+charcoal being used.
+<br />
+15. The Perches, of which there are three, conjoined, to support the
+machinery.
+<br />
+16. The Cylinders. There is one between each perch.
+<br />
+17. Valve Motion, admitting steam alternately to each side of the
+pistons.
+<br />
+18. Cranks, operating on the axle: at the ends of the axle are crotches
+(No. 21,) which, as the axle turns round, catch projecting pieces of
+iron on the boxes of the wheels, and give them the rotatory motion. The
+hind wheels only are thus operated upon.
+<br />
+19. Propellers, which, as the carriage ascends a hill, are set in
+motion, and move like the hind legs of a horse, catching the ground, and
+then forcing the machine forward, increasing the rapidity of its motion,
+and assisting the steam power.
+<br />
+20. The Drag, which is applied to increase the friction on the wheel in
+going down a hill. This is also assisted by diminishing the pressure of
+the steam&mdash;or, if necessary, inverting the motion of the wheels.
+<br />
+21. The Clutch, by which the wheel is sent round.
+<br />
+22. The Safety Valve, which regulates the proper pressure of the steam
+in the pipe.
+<br />
+23. The Orifice for filling the Tank. This is done by means of a
+flexible hose and a funnel, and occupies but a few seconds.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>
+Mr. Goldsworthy Gurney, whose name is already familiar to most of our
+readers, after a variety of experiments, during the last two years, has
+completed a STEAM CARRIAGE on a new principle; or, as a wag said the
+other day, he has at length <i>brought his plan to bear</i>. We have,
+accordingly, procured a drawing of this extraordinary invention, which
+we shall proceed to describe generally, since the letters, introduced
+in the annexed Engraving, with the accompanying references, will enable
+our readers to enter into the details of the machinery:&mdash;First, as to
+its <i>safety</i>, upon which point the public are most sceptical.
+In the present invention, it is stated, that, even from the bursting
+of the boiler, there is not the most distant chance of mischief to the
+passengers. This boiler is tubular, constructed upon philosophical
+principles, and upon a plan totally distinct from any thing previously
+in use. Instead of being, as in ordinary cases, a large vessel closed on
+all sides, with the exception of the valves and steam conductors, which
+a high pressure or accidental defect may burst, it is composed of a
+succession of welded iron pipes, perhaps forty in number, screwed
+together in the manner of the common gas-pipes, at given distances,
+extending in a direct line, and in a row, at equal distances from a
+small reservoir of water, to the distance of about a yard and a half,
+and then curving over in a semi-circle of about half a yard in diameter,
+returning in parallel lines to the pipes beneath, to a reservoir above,
+thus forming a sort of inverted horse-shoe. This horse-shoe of pipes,
+in fact, forms the boiler, and the space between is the furnace; the
+whole being enclosed with sheet-iron. The advantage of this arrangement
+is obvious; for, while more than a sufficient quantity of steam is
+generated for the purposes requited, the only possible accident that
+could happen would be, the bursting of one of these barrels, and a
+temporary diminution of the steam-power of one-fortieth part. The
+effects of the accident could, of course, only be felt within its own
+enclosure; and the Engineer could, in ten minutes, repair the injury, by
+extracting the wounded barrel, and plugging up the holes at each end;
+but the fact is, that such are the proofs to which these barrels are
+subjected, before they are used, by the application of a steam-pressure
+five hundred times more than can ever be required, that the accident,
+trifling as it is, is scarcely possible.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A contemporary journal illustrates Mr. Gurney's invention by the
+following analogy:&mdash;"It will appear not a little singular that
+Mr. Gurney, who was educated a medical man, has actually made the
+construction of the human body, and
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page395" name="page395"></a>[pg 395]</span>
+ of animals in general, the model
+of his invention. His reservoirs of steam and water, or rather
+'<i>separators</i>,' as they are called, and which are seen at the end
+of our plate, are, as it were, the heart of his steam apparatus, the
+lower pipes of the boiler are the arteries, and the upper pipes the
+veins. The water, which is the substitute for blood, is first sent from
+the reservoirs into the pipes&mdash;the operation of fire soon produces
+steam, which ascends through the pipes to the upper part of the
+reservoir, carrying with it a portion of water into the separators,
+which of course descends to the lower part, and returns to fill the
+pipes which have been exhausted by the evaporation of the steam&mdash;the
+steam above pressing it down with an elastic force, so as to keep the
+arteries or pipes constantly full, and preserve a regular circulation.
+In the centre of the <i>separators</i> are perforated steam pipes, which
+ascend nearly to the tops, these tops being of course closed, so as to
+prevent the escape of the steam. Through these pipes the steam descends
+with its customary force, and is conducted by one main pipe all along
+under the carriage to the end of the platform, which is, in point of
+fact, the <i>water tank</i>, where it turns under till it reaches two
+large branch pipes which communicate with the cylinders, from which the
+pistons move and give motion to the machinery. The cranks of the axle
+are thus set in action, and the rotatory movement is given to the
+wheels. By the power thus engendered also a pump is worked, and which,
+by means of a flexible hose, pumps the water into the boiler, keeping
+the supply complete. The tank and furnace, it is calculated will hold
+sufficient water and fuel for one hour's consumption, the former being
+sixty gallons."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The vehicle resembles the ordinary stage-coaches, but is rather larger
+and higher. Coke or charcoal are to form the fuel, by which means smoke
+will be avoided; the flues will be above the level of the seated
+passenger, and it is calculated that the motion of the carriage will
+always disperse the heated rarefied air from the flues.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The present carriage would carry six inside and fifteen outside
+passengers, independent of the guide, who is also the engineer. In front
+of the coach is a very capacious boot; while behind, that which assumes
+the appearance of a boot is the case for the boiler and the furnace.
+The length of the vehicle, from end to end, is fifteen feet, and, with
+the pole and pilot-wheels, twenty feet. The diameter of the hind wheels
+is five feet; of the front wheels three feet nine inches; and of the
+pilot-wheels three feet. There is a treble perch, by which the machinery
+is supported, and beneath which two propellers, in going up a hill, may
+be set in motion, somewhat similar to the action of a horse's legs under
+similar circumstances. In descending a hill, there is a break fixed on
+the hind wheel to increase the friction; but independent of this, the
+guide has the power of lessening the force of the steam to any extent,
+by means of the lever to his right hand, which operates upon, what is
+called the <i>throttle valve</i>, and by which he may stop the action
+of the steam altogether, and effect a counter vacuum in the cylinders.
+By this means also he regulates the rate of progress on the road, going
+at a pace of two miles or ten miles per hour, or even quicker if
+necessary. There is another lever also by which he can stop the vehicle
+<i>instanter</i>, and, in fact, in a moment reverse the motion of the
+wheels, so as to prevent accident, as is the practice with the paddles
+of steam-vessels. The guide, who sits in front, keeps the vehicle in its
+proper course, by means of the pilot-wheels acting upon the pole, like
+the handle of a garden-chair.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The weight of the carriage and its apparatus is estimated at 1-1/2 tons,
+and its wear and tear of the road, as compared with a carriage drawn by
+four horses, is as one to six. When the carriage is in progress the
+machinery is not heard, nor is there so much vibration as in an ordinary
+vehicle, from the superior solidity of the structure. The engine has a
+twelve-horse power, but may be increased to sixteen; while the actual
+power in use, except in ascending a hill, is but eight-horse.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The success of the present improved invention is stated to be decided;
+but the public will shortly have an opportunity of judging for
+themselves, as several experimental journeys are projected. If it should
+attain its anticipated perfection, the contrivance will indeed be a
+proud triumph of human ingenuity, which, aided by its economy, will
+doubtless recommend it to universal patronage. Mr. Gurney has already
+secured a patent for his invention; and he has our best wishes for his
+permanent success.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ HISTORICAL FACTS RELATIVE TO THE EARLY CONDITION OF THE ENGLISH.
+</h3>
+
+<center>
+(<i>For the Mirror.</i>)
+</center>
+
+
+<p>
+London, in early times (King Ethelred's reign) consisted only of
+scattered buildings from Ludgate to Westminster,
+
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page396" name="page396"></a>[pg 396]</span>
+ and none where the
+heart of the city now is; it was afterwards extended more westward and
+continued increasing&mdash;-eastward being neglected until a more later
+period. Who can view its present well constructed houses, its numerous
+elegant squares and terraces, and its general superior appearance,
+without almost doubting that the inhabitants of Britain once dwelt in
+the most miserable habitations, regardless in every respect of comfort
+and cleanliness. Indeed, at an early period we seem to have been in a
+very wretched condition. Without carrying ourselves too far back, we
+will look at the state of the English about the year 1520, (Henry the
+Eighth's reign.) The houses were built entirely regardless of all that
+health and comfort could suggest. The situation of the doors and windows
+was never thought of, and the former only opened. The floors were made
+either of clay, or sand, covered with rushes, which were very seldom
+removed.<a id="footnotetag1" name="footnotetag1"></a><a href="#footnote1"><sup>1</sup></a> Some few houses were built of stone, but generally they were
+composed of wood, coated over with <i>mud</i>, or cement, with straw or
+reed roofs. Things seem to have been in no very enviable condition
+during this reign. The laws were little obeyed; thefts and robbery were
+frequent, for "22,000 criminals are said to have been executed by the
+rigid justice of Henry VIII."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is not surprising that crime should have been great in this reign,
+for Henry himself was not only guilty of many crimes, but patronised
+vice in the regular system of bull and bear-baiting, particularly on
+<i>Sundays</i>, about four in the afternoon, which exhibitions were
+attended by great crowds of persons of all classes. The accommodations
+of a royal establishment at this period are thus described:&mdash;"The
+apartments at Hampton Court had been furnished on a particular occasion,
+each with a candlestick, a basin, goblet and ewer of silver; yet the
+furniture of Henry's chamber, independent of the bed and cupboard,
+consisted only of a joint-stool, a pair of andirons, and a small mirror.
+The halls and chambers of the wealthy were replenished with a cupboard,
+long tables, or rather loose boards placed upon tressels, forms, a
+chair, and a few joint-stools. Carpets were only employed to garnish
+cupboards." The food in this reign appears to be in character with
+everything else. From a household book of the Earl of Northumberland,
+it appears that his family, during the winter, fed mostly on salt meat
+and salt fish, with "an appointment of 160 gallons of mustard." On flesh
+days through the year, <i>breakfast</i> for my lord and <i>lady</i> was
+a loaf of bread, two manchets, a quart of beer, a quart of wine, half a
+chine of mutton, or a chine of beef, boiled. The earl had only two cooks
+to dress victuals for more than two hundred people. Hens, chickens, and
+partridges, were reckoned delicacies, and were forbidden except at my
+lord's table.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This excessive love for eating was not, however, confined to Henry's
+time, for about two centuries previous to this, (Edward III.) feasting
+was endeavoured to be restrained by a law, though Edward himself did not
+follow his own law, for when his "son, Lionel, of Clarence, married
+Violentes, of Milant there were thirty courses, and the fragments fed
+1,500 persons."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The formation of London was but tardy and very irregular until the reign
+of Henry VIII. at which time, some extensive buildings and improvements
+were made. On the other hand, building seems at length to have gone on
+too rapidly, and caused such alarm, that about a century after Henry's
+reign, a proclamation was issued by James I. after mature deliberation,
+forbidding all new buildings within ten miles of London; and commanding
+if any were built after this they should be pulled down, though no
+notice was taken of them for seven years.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is somewhat singular, that though the population in these early
+days were but a handful in comparison to the present number, the
+<i>redundancy</i> of population was as bitterly complained of as it ever
+has been in modern days. About thirty years after Henry's reign
+(Elizabeth) we learn from one Harrison, who wrote in 1577, that "a great
+number complain of the increase of povertie, laying the cause upon God,
+as though he were in fault for sending such increase of people, or want
+of wars that should consume them, affirming that the land was never
+so full. Some affirming that youth by marrying too soon do nothing to
+profit the countrie; but fill it full of beggars, to the hurte and utter
+undooing, they say, of the common wealth. The better minded doo forsake
+the realme for altogether, complaining of <i>no room to be left for them
+at home</i>." If there was no room in Elizabeth's time, what must be our
+present situation? Indeed the present crowded state of the metropolis,
+and the general closeness of the buildings, has frequently been a
+subject for regret, as tending to render it unhealthy and impure; but
+on referring to its state, when in comparison it was but a village, the
+old writers state that in the city, and all
+
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page397" name="page397"></a>[pg 397]</span>
+
+ round it were a great number
+of pits and ditches, and sloughs, which were made the receptacle of all
+kind of filth, dead and putrid horses, and cattle, &amp;c. In the time of
+Henry VIII. many parts are described as "exceedingly foul and full of
+pits and sloughs, and very noisome," and some years after (1625) in a
+tract, the author says, "Let not carkasses of horses, dogs, cats, &amp;c.
+lye rotting and poisoning the aire, as they have done in <i>More</i> and
+<i>Finsbury</i> Fields, and elsewhere round about the cittie. Let the
+ditches towards Islington, Olde-street, and towards Shoreditch and
+Whitechapel, be well cleansed." In another tract published in 1665, it
+states, that "there are all sorts of unsavoury stenches, proceeding
+either from carrion, ditches, rotten dung-hills, vaults, sinks, nasty
+kennels, and streets, (strewed with all manner of filth) seldom
+cleansed." From these statements it is evident that notwithstanding all
+the present inconveniences that the inhabitants of London live in more
+healthy situations now that they are surrounded by houses, than when
+they were exposed to extensive open fields.
+</p>
+
+<h4>
+A.B.C.
+</h4>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ A PORTRAIT.
+</h3>
+
+<center>
+<i>Sketched in the year of the world,</i> 5831; <i>and, of my bachelorship</i>, 24.
+</center>
+<br />
+<center>
+(<i>For the Mirror.</i>)
+</center>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i8"> Chaste, as the icicle,</p>
+ <p> That's curded by the frost from purer snow,</p>
+ <p> And hangs on Dian's temple; Dear&mdash;<i>old maid</i>.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right;">
+SHAKSPEARE'S <i>Coriolanus</i>.
+</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Sed mihi vel tellus optem prius ima dehiscat,</p>
+ <p> Vel Pater omnipotens adigat me fulmine ad umbras,</p>
+ <p> Pallentes umbras Erebi, noctemque profundum,</p>
+ <p> Ante, pudor, quam te violem, aut tua jure resolvam.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right;">
+VIRGIL.
+</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> I have years on my back <i>forty-eight</i>,</p>
+<p style="text-align: right;">
+SHAKSPEARE'S <i>King Lear</i>.
+</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Four-and-twenty lap-dogs, all of a row,</p>
+ <p> Four-and-twenty monkeys, kits, and cats, dit-to;</p>
+ <p> Four-and-twenty colours in her tawdry dress,</p>
+ <p> (A rainbow she in all&mdash;but its loveliness!)</p>
+ <p> Four-and-twenty tempers, in the four-and-twenty hours;</p>
+ <p> Four-and-twenty dreams of <i>suppos'd</i> vanquished pow'rs,</p>
+ <p> To wit of four-and-twenty swains&mdash;more or less;</p>
+ <p> Who have four-and-twenty times, curs'd her ugliness!</p>
+ <p> Four-and-twenty trials, ere as many hours are o'er,</p>
+ <p> Of four-and-twenty genera of rival Kalydor;</p>
+ <p> Four-and-twenty scentings with her dear bergamot,</p>
+ <p> Four-and-twenty daubs of her dear paint-pot;</p>
+ <p> Four-and-twenty visitings to four-and-twenty friends,</p>
+ <p> And four-and-twenty tales of 'em, before the day ends;</p>
+ <p> Of these said four-and-twenty tales just four-and-twenty versions,</p>
+ <p> And all of them of all the facts most farcica perversions.</p>
+ <p> Four-and-twenty false curls, * *</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+</div></div>
+<hr />
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Four-and-twenty false teeth, and quite as false a tongue,</p>
+ <p> Which tells how virtuous was the world when&mdash;<i>she and it were young</i>.</p>
+ <p> Or rather for these thirty years has moralizing told,</p>
+ <p> How this good deed and that she'll do, <i>before</i> she grows old:</p>
+ <p> Four-and-twenty sighs a-day, that our rude English sky</p>
+ <p> Is not <i>precise</i> as <i>she</i>&mdash;and may wash off the dye</p>
+ <p> Meretricious of her cheeks, which are then like gold,</p>
+ <p> (Though <i>less tempting</i>;) <i>sweet</i> and yellow as a marigold!<a id="footnotetag2" name="footnotetag2"></a><a href="#footnote2"><sup>2</sup></a></p>
+ <p> Four-and-twenty wailings o'er the wedded state,</p>
+ <p> Yet twice as many every day 'tis not <i>her</i> fate;</p>
+ <p> Pretending to the world 'tis mere <i>choice</i> that has led</p>
+ <p> To singleness&mdash;yet choosing all the while to be wed,</p>
+ <p> If any doting fool could be doting fool enough</p>
+ <p> To bid for such a breaking down piece of stuff;</p>
+ <p> For any such a winter, that has shed the flowers of spring,</p>
+ <p> Whose autumn too is flown; nor left its fruit or any thing!</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+</div></div>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Yes, <i>such</i> are the marks deep branded on a class</p>
+ <p> Of busy blanks, non-entities, creation's very farce;</p>
+ <p> In <i>these</i> scales then be every piece of Eve's flesh weighed,</p>
+ <p> Find <i>these</i> criteria, and be sure you've found an&mdash;Ancient Maid!</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<h4>
+W. P&mdash;&mdash;N.
+</h4>
+
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ ANECDOTES, ROYAL AND NOBLE.
+</h3>
+
+<center>
+(<i>For the Mirror.</i>)
+</center>
+
+<br />
+
+<center>
+<i>James the First.</i>
+</center>
+
+<p>
+Robert Cecil, great grandson to the first Earl of Salisbury, told Lord
+Dartmouth that his ancestor, inquiring into the character of king James,
+Bruce (his majesty's own ambassador) answered, "Ken ye a John Ape? en
+I's have him, he'll bite <i>you</i>; en you's have him, he'll bite <i>me</i>."
+</p>
+
+
+<center>
+<i>Sir Edward Seymour.</i>
+</center>
+
+<p>
+Speaker of the House of Commons, was one day coming to his duty, when
+his coach happening to break down, he ordered the beadle to stop the
+first gentleman's coach they met, and bring it to him. The owner felt
+much surprised to
+
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page398" name="page398"></a>[pg 398]</span>
+
+ be turned out of his own coach; but Sir Edward told
+him it was much more proper for him to walk in the streets than the
+speaker of the House of Commons; and accordingly left him to do so
+without farther apology.&mdash;This arbitrary exercise of authority is
+perhaps without a parallel.
+</p>
+
+<center>
+<i>Henry the Fourth.</i>
+</center>
+
+<p>
+Of France used to say that a king should have the heart of a child
+towards God, but the heart of a father towards his subjects.
+</p>
+
+
+<center>
+<i>George the Third.</i>
+</center>
+
+<p>
+His late majesty was very partial to Mr. Carbonel, the wine-merchant,
+and frequently admitted him to the royal hunts. Returning from the chase
+one day, the king entered affably into conversation with his
+wine-merchant, and rode with him side by side a considerable distance.
+Lord Walsingham was in attendance, and watching an opportunity, called
+Mr. C. aside, and whispered something to him. "What's that? what has
+Walsingham been saying to you?" inquired the good-humoured monarch.
+"I find, sire, I have been unintentionally guilty of disrespect by not
+taking off my hat when I address your majesty; but you will please to
+observe, that whenever I hunt my hat is fastened to my wig, and my wig
+to my head; and as I am mounted on a very spirited horse, if any thing
+goes off, we must all go off together." The king laughed heartily at
+the whimsical apology.
+</p>
+
+
+<center>
+<i>The Duke of Wellington.</i>
+</center>
+
+<p>
+A certain noble lord, who was the duke's aide-de-camp, visited his
+grace early on the morning of the battle of Salamanca, and perceiving
+him lying on a very small camp bedstead, observed, "that his grace had
+not room to turn himself;" who immediately, in his usual characteristic
+manner, rejoined, "When you have lived as long and seen so much as
+I have, you will know, that when a general thinks of turning <i>in</i> his
+bed, it is full time to turn <i>out</i>."
+</p>
+
+
+<center>
+<i>Rubens.</i>
+</center>
+
+<p>
+An artist named Brendel, possessed with the folly of the "philosopher's
+stone," proposed to Rubens to join him in the discovery of that
+mystery. He replied, "Your application is too late; for these twenty
+years past my pencils and pallet have revealed to me the secret about
+which you are so anxious."
+</p>
+
+
+<center>
+<i>Queen Elizabeth.</i>
+</center>
+
+<p>
+When the ambassador of Henry IV. of France was in England, the queen
+asked him one birth-night, which was attended by a splendid assembly of
+the court, how he liked her ladies. Knowing her majesty was not averse
+to flattery, he made the following elegant reply: "It is hard, madam,
+to judge of <i>stars</i> in the presence of the <i>sun</i>."
+</p>
+
+
+<center>
+<i>Louis XIII.</i>
+</center>
+
+<p>
+Was remarkable in his youth for piety; entering a little village,
+the better sort of inhabitants wished to attend him with a canopy.
+He answered, "I hear you have no church here. I cannot suffer a canopy
+of state to be borne over my head in a place where God hath not a
+consecrated roof to dwell under."
+</p>
+
+
+<center>
+<i>Sigismund.</i>
+</center>
+
+<p>
+Emperor of Germany, being once asked what was the surest method of
+living happy in the world, replied, "By doing in health those good works
+you promised to do on the bed of sickness."
+</p>
+
+<h4>
+JACOBUS.
+</h4>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+
+
+
+<h2>
+ ARCANA OF SCIENCE.
+</h2>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<center>
+<i>Thunder and Lightning.</i>
+</center>
+
+<p>
+Conductors affixed to houses should always be pointed, and the point
+should be kept in a state of cleanliness, and the conductors should
+terminate in a moist stratum of earth, or in London it might safely be
+conveyed into the common sewer. It has been objected to the use of
+pointed conductors, that we invite the lightning to the point; and that
+is true to a certain extent, and in gunpowder mills the conductor should
+be placed at some distance from the building. The conducting rod should
+be of copper or iron, and from half to three-fourths of an inch in
+diameter, so as not to be readily forced. Its upper end should be
+elevated about three or four feet above the highest part of the
+building, and all the metallic parts of the roof should be connected
+with the rod, which should be continuous throughout. As regards the
+question of what is the safest situation in a thunder-storm, we should
+be pretty safe in the middle of a large room in bed; we should be pretty
+safe among the feathers, which are bad conductors; but as the bell-wires
+will conduct the electricity into the room, the bed should be removed
+from them. It would be well to stand at a distance from the chimney on
+a woollen rug, which is a non-conductor. When out of doors, I scarcely
+need to say, that you should never stand under a tree; the tree being
+moist, the electric fluid generally passes down between the bark and the
+substance of the tree, splitting it in all directions, and the lightning
+will pass
+
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page399" name="page399"></a>[pg 399]</span>
+
+ to the best conductor near it; if any unfortunate animal
+should happen to be under the tree, it will be killed. The safest plan
+is to go toward the middle of the field, at a distance from any tree,
+and to stretch yourself out upon the ground, although this is not a very
+pleasant situation, especially in hard rain. During a thunder-storm, the
+earth is in a state of electricity as well as the clouds, and the light
+and heat which are produced at the explosion indicate the annihilation
+of the two electricities. Sometimes the discharge is only from cloud to
+cloud, sometimes from the earth to the clouds, and sometimes from the
+clouds to the earth, as one or other may be in the positive or negative
+state. The clouds are usually more or less electrical when the vapour,
+floating about in the atmosphere, is condensed, and the earth being
+brought into an opposite state of electricity by induction, a discharge
+takes place, when the clouds approach within a certain distance, and
+sometimes the electric cloud perches upon a hill, and then discharges
+itself. The electricity passes through the clouds in a zig-zag
+direction, and the undulation of the air which it produces is the cause
+of the noise which we hear, called thunder, which is more or less
+intense, and of longer or shorter duration, according to the quantity of
+air acted upon, and the distance of the place where the report is heard
+from the point of discharge. If the danger be great, we have seldom any
+opportunity to count the time which elapses between the appearance of
+the lightning and the report: electrical effects take place at no
+sensible time; it has been found, that a discharge through a circuit of
+four miles is instantaneous, whilst sound moves at the rate of about
+twelve miles in a minute. So that, supposing the lightning to pass
+through a space of some miles, the explosion will be first heard from
+the point of the air agitated nearest to the spectator; it will
+gradually come from the more remote parts of the course of the
+electricity, and, last of all, will be heard from the very extremity;
+and the different degrees of the agitation of the air, and the
+difference of the distance, will account for the different intensities
+of the sound, and its apparent reverberations and changes. If you can
+count from two to three seconds between the appearance of the lightning
+and the sound, there is seldom much danger; and when the interval is a
+quarter of a minute, you are secure.&mdash;<i>Brande's Lectures.&mdash;Lancet.</i>
+</p>
+
+
+
+
+<center>
+<i>New Crane.</i>
+</center>
+
+<p>
+A crane for raising weights, on an entirely new principle&mdash;that of the
+application of the lever, assisted by wedges, instead of the usual
+plan of wheel and pinion, for multiplying power&mdash;has recently been
+constructed at the West India Docks. The power of two men, with the
+patent crane, is stated to be capable of lifting from 2-1/2 to 3 times
+the weight lifted through the same space in a given time, by the best
+constructed cranes on the old principle of wheel machinery.
+</p>
+
+
+<center>
+<i>Etching on Ivory</i>.
+</center>
+
+<p>
+The usual mode of ornamenting ivory in black, is to engrave the pattern
+or design, and to fill up the cavities thus produced with hard black
+varnish. Mr. Cathery has much improved and simplified the process, by
+covering the ivory with engraver's varnish, and drawing the design with
+an etching needle; he then pours on a menstruum, composed of 120 grains
+of fine silver, dissolved in an ounce measure of nitric acid, and
+diluted with one quart of pure distilled water. After half an hour, more
+or less, according to the required depth of tint, the liquor is to be
+poured off, and the surface is to be washed with distilled water, and
+dried with blotting paper. It is then to be exposed to the light for
+an hour, after, which the varnish may be removed by oil of turpentine.
+The design will now appear permanently impressed on the ivory, and of
+a black or blackish brown colour, which will come to its full tint after
+exposure for a day or two to the light. Varieties of colour may be given
+by substituting the salt of gold, platina, copper, &amp;c. for the solution
+of silver.&mdash;<i>Trans. of the Society of Arts.</i>
+</p>
+
+
+<center>
+<i>Geology.</i>
+</center>
+
+<p>
+Among the fossil bones lately dug from under the lava of the mountain
+of Boulade, in the neighbourhood of Issoire, in France, none have been
+discovered belonging to the human body. The same is the case in the
+other mountains of the vicinity. But, although there are no human bones,
+in several places, and especially in the mountain of Boutaresa, (which
+is not far from the mountain of Boulade,) pieces of wood have been
+discovered, buried under the ancient lava, which observers worthy of
+credit declare seem to have been fashioned by the hand of man, and to
+have been cut with a hatchet, although rudely, and as might be expected
+in the infancy of the arts. Did man exist then, at that remote period
+when elephants, lions, and tapirs, lived in Europe, with rein-deer and
+bears? This is an exceedingly difficult question, and one which hitherto
+does not, by any means, appear to have been satisfactorily
+resolved.&mdash;<i>New Monthly Magazine</i>.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page400" name="page400"></a>[pg 400]</span>
+</p>
+
+<h2>
+THE MONTHS.
+</h2>
+
+<div class="figure" style="width: 100%;">
+<a href="images/287-2.png"><img width="100%" src="images/287-2.png"
+alt="The Months. December." /></a>
+<center>
+DECEMBER.
+</center>
+</div>
+
+
+
+<p>
+The characteristics of November, for the most part, extend through the
+present month. Wind, rain, and gloom are its attributes; the sun
+</p>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Scarce spreads through ether the dejected day,</p>
+ <p> Faint are his gleams, and ineffectual shoot</p>
+ <p> His struggling rays, in horizontal lines,</p>
+ <p> Through the thick air; as clothed in cloudy storm,</p>
+ <p> Weak, wan, and broad, he skirts the southern sky;</p>
+ <p> And soon descending, to the long dark night.</p>
+ <p> Wide-shading all, the prostrate world resigns.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<p>
+Such is the gloomy picture of December, as drawn by the <i>poet of the
+year</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To the contemplatist, and the man who has
+</p>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> &mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;No enemy,</p>
+ <p> But winter and rough weather,</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<p>
+the rural walk at this season is equally inviting with any of its
+predecessors; whilst he who can "suck melancholy from a song," will find
+melody in its storms and music in its wind. What are more beautiful than
+the fretwork frostings of rime and hoar spread on the hedges, glistening
+in the broad sun-beam, and in brilliancy and variety of colours vying
+with the richest display of oriental splendour&mdash;with here and there
+berries clustering on evergreens, or pendent in solitary beauty, like
+the "rich jewel in the Aethiop's ear." The winter stillness of animal
+life is a sublime subject for our meditation. Insects which floated on
+the gay sunshine of summer and autumn have now retired to their winter
+quarters, there to remain dormant till regenerated in the enlivening
+warmth of spring; and even the labours of husbandry are in a state of
+torpidity.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Within the circuit of gardens and shrubberies Nature, however, reserves
+the evergreen pride of firs and pines; and even flowers are left to
+gladden the eye of the winter observer; and the rose, that sweet emblem
+of our fragile and transitory state, will live and prosper during this
+month. In the forest, the oak, beech, and hornbeam in part retain their
+leaves; there, too, is the endless variety of mosses, and lichens, and
+ivy, spreading and clinging round aged trunks, as if to protect them
+with their fond warmth, or mantling over the neglected labours of human
+art, and mocking their proud import.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At this season, too, the social economy of man is wont to ripen into
+mirth; and in olden time, winter was the summer of hospitality, when the
+sunshine of Christmas shed its holy light on the hearts and faces of
+young and old. What the present generation have gained in head, they
+have lost in heart, and Christmas is almost the only surviving holiday
+of the calendar. But now, alas! "we live too late in time."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If knowledge be valuable only in the proportion in which it conduces
+to our happiness, then we have cause to deplore the loss of the
+wassail-bowl, the sports and wrestlings of the town green, the evening
+tales, and the elegant pastimes of
+
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page401" name="page401"></a>[pg 401]</span>
+
+ masque, song, and dance, of our
+ancestors, which the taste of our times has narrowed into a commercial
+channel, or pared down to a few formal visits and their insipid returns;
+and friends, families, and fortunes are often sacrificed in this
+exchange.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But there are minds so attuned as not to be shut out from
+</p>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> "The gayest, happiest attitudes of things,"</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<p>
+nor to allow their social blaze to be darkened by such narrow conceits;
+and for a picture of this portion of mankind, we quote Mr. Bucke's
+<i>Harmonies</i>:&mdash;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Awed by the progress of time, winter, ushered into existence by
+the howling of storms, and the rushing of impetuous torrents, and
+contemplating, with the satisfaction of a giant, the ruins of the year,
+still affords ample food for enjoyments, which the vulgar never dream
+of, if sympathy and association diffuse their attractive spells around
+us! In the bosom of retirement, how delightful is it to feel exempt from
+the mean intrigues, the endless difficulties and tumults, which active
+life ensures, and which retirement enables us so well to contemplate
+through the telescope of recollection. When seated by the cheerful
+fire among friends, loving and beloved, our hopes, our wishes, and our
+pleasures are concentrated; the soul seems imparadised in an enchanted
+circle; and the world, vain, idle, and offensive as it is, presents
+nothing to the judgment, and little to the imagination, that can induce
+the enlightened or the good to regret, that the knowledge they possess
+of it is chiefly from the report of others, or from the tumultuous
+murmur, which from a distance invades the tranquillity of their retreat,
+and operates as a discord in a soft sonata. These are the moments which
+affect us more than all the harmony of Italy, or all the melody of
+Scotland&mdash;moments, in which we appear almost to emulate the gods
+in happiness."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Change," in the quaint language of Feltham, "is the great lord of
+the universe, and Time is the agent which brings all things under his
+dominion." This has been demonstrated through our past calendar of
+monthly characteristics; to which are subjoined, from a still more
+quaint authority than Feltham, said to be printed in the reign of
+Henry VII., in a Sarum black-letter missal:
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<h3>
+ THE MONTHS MORALIZED.
+</h3>
+
+<center>
+(<i>From our Correspondent, M.L.B.</i>)
+</center>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <center> <i>Januarius.</i></center>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> The fyrst six yeres of mannesbyrth and aege</p>
+<p class="i2"> May well be compared to Janyere,</p>
+ <p> For in this moneth, is no strengeth nor courage</p>
+<p class="i2"> More than in a chylde of the aege of six yere.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <center> <i>Februarius.</i></center>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> The other six yeres is like February,</p>
+<p class="i2"> In the end thereof beguyneth (1) the Sprynge,</p>
+ <p> That tyme chyldren is moost asst and redy</p>
+<p class="i2"> To receyve chastysement, nurture and lernynge.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <center> <i>Martinus.</i></center>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> March betokeneth the six yeres followynge,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Arayeng the erthe with pleasaunt verdure;</p>
+ <p> That season youth thought for nothynge,</p>
+<p class="i2"> And wothout thought dooth his sporte and pleasure.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <center> <i>Aprilis.</i></center>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> The next six yere maketh four-and-twenty,</p>
+<p class="i2"> And figured is to jolly Aprill</p>
+ <p> That tyme of pleasures man hath most plenty</p>
+<p class="i2"> Fresh, and louying (2) his lustes tofulfyll.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <center> <i>Maius.</i></center>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> As in the moneth of Maye all thing in mygth (3)</p>
+<p class="i2"> So at thirty yeres man is in chief lyking,</p>
+ <p> Pleasaunt and lustie to every mannes sygth, (4)</p>
+<p class="i2"> In beauti and strengthe to women pleasynge.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <center> <i>Junius.</i></center>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> In June, all thyns falleth to rypenesse,</p>
+ <p> And so dooth man at Ihirty-six yere old,</p>
+ <p> And studyetli for to acquyre rychesse.</p>
+ <p> And taketh a wyfe, to keepe his householde.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <center> <i>Julius.</i></center>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> At forty yere of aege, or elles never</p>
+<p class="i2"> Is ony man endewed with wysdome</p>
+ <p> For than forgth (5) his mygth fayleth ever</p>
+<p class="i2"> As in July doth every blossome.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <center> <i>Augustus.</i></center>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> The goodes of the erthe is gadered evermore</p>
+<p class="i2"> In August, so at forty-eight yere</p>
+ <p> Man ought to gather some goodes in store</p>
+<p class="i2"> To susteyne aege that then draweth nere.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <center> <i>September.</i></center>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Let no man thynke, for to gather plenty</p>
+<p class="i2"> Yf, at fifty-four yere he have none</p>
+ <p> No more than yf his barne were empty</p>
+<p class="i2"> In September when all the come is gone.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <center> <i>October.</i></center>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> By Octobre betokenyth sixty yere</p>
+<p class="i2"> That aege hastely dooth man assayle,</p>
+ <p> Yf he have outgh (6) than (7) it dooth appere</p>
+<p class="i2"> To lyve quyetly after his travayle.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <center> <i>November.</i></center>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> When man is at sixty-six yere olde</p>
+<p class="i2"> Which lykened is to bareyne Novembre</p>
+ <p> He waxeth unweldy, (8) sekely (9) and cold</p>
+<p class="i2"> Than (7) his soule helth is time to remember.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <center> <i>December.</i></center>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> The yere by Decembre takelh his ende,</p>
+<p class="i2"> And so dooth man at three-score and twelve,</p>
+ <p> Nature with aege wyll hym on message sende</p>
+<p class="i2"> Tho tyme is come that he must go hymselve.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<br />
+
+<center>
+<i>Glossary.</i>
+</center>
+
+<p>
+1. Beginneth. 3. Loving. 3. Might 4. Sight. 5. Waste or barren, applied
+to mind. 6. Aught, anything. 7. Then. 8. Unwieldy. 9. Sickly.
+</p>
+
+
+<p>
+A few words at parting, or rather in closing our calendar. Whilst we
+have endeavoured to attract by the little emblematic display of art
+at the head of each month, we have not neglected to direct
+
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page402" name="page402"></a>[pg 402]</span>
+
+ the attention
+of our readers to "the good in every thing" which is scattered through
+each season of the year, by constantly recurring to the beneficence of
+the OMNIPOTENT BEING&mdash;thus enabling them to look
+</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> "Through Nature up to Nature's God."</p>
+</div></div>
+<p>
+Her study will moderate our joys and griefs, and enable us to carry the
+principle of "good in every thing" into every relation of social life.
+Let us learn to cherish in our remembrance that (in the language of the
+sublime Sterne) "God tempers the wind to the shorn lamb;" and that the
+storms of the world, like those of nature, will at length clear off, and
+open to us a prospect unclouded and eternal.
+</p>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+
+
+
+<h2>
+ THE SKETCH-BOOK.
+</h2>
+<h3>
+No. LII.
+</h3>
+
+<hr />
+
+<center>
+THE UNKNOWN REGION.
+</center>
+
+<p>
+[For the following <i>Gulliverian</i> sketch we are indebted to a lively
+volume of whim, humour, and pleasant sentiment, entitled <i>Snatches
+from Oblivion</i>: the work likewise contains some springy
+versification.&mdash;Ed.]
+</p>
+
+
+<p>
+An honourable member of a certain enlightened assembly, who had greatly
+distinguished himself by his topographical ingenuity and taste for good
+society, had, in the course of some statistical researches, discovered
+a part of the globe hitherto unknown, called by the natives Russell
+Square, and which was considered would be an important acquisition to
+the English dominions. A council of state was called upon this occasion,
+who, after six successive meetings, determined upon sending out an
+expedition, at the head of which was the original discoverer, to
+reconnoitre, and, if eligible, to take possession of the <i>terra
+incognita</i> in the name and behalf of the British crown. Unfortunately
+I was myself at that time engaged in oddity-hunting in another part of
+the world, and was consequently unable to join the adventurous party,
+but have learned the whole particulars from the mouth of an intimate
+friend, who formed a portion of it, and who obliged me with the tie of a
+cravat of one of the extraordinary inhabitants of the soil. His relation
+is to the following effect:&mdash;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"The conditions of our enterprise having been finally arranged, and
+our instructions delivered, sealed by the Lords of the Admiralty, after
+a few months' preparation we were enabled to commence our adventurous
+career. Prayers having been put up for our safe return, our, wills
+having been made, and, in case of our never returning from
+</p>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> "'That undiscovered country (Russell Square),</p>
+ <p> From whence (it was dreaded) no traveller returns,'</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<p>
+"our property secured, as well as handsome annuities to our wives and
+children, we embarked on board the Admiralty yacht from Whitehall
+Stairs. Here a scene that would have melted the heart of a stoic took
+place. The difficulties and horrors of our campaign, the melancholy
+fates of Mungo Park, and Captains Cook and Bowditch, the agonizing
+consequences of starvation, cannibalism, and vulgarity, which we were
+likely to encounter in these unknown regions, were depicted in their
+most vivid and powerful colours. But each of us was a Roman, a Columbus,
+prepared to stand or fall in the service of his country.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"The vessel left the shores amidst the tears, groans, and perfumed
+handkerchiefs of the surrounding multitude; so heart-rending were
+our <i>adieux</i>, that three officers of the guards, overcome by the
+afflicting crisis, went into strong hysterics, and were obliged to have
+their stay-laces cut. Standing on the poop of the vessel with a white
+handkerchief in one glove, and a bottle of <i>Eau de Cologne</i> in the
+other, we waved farewell to our friends, and, as the last vestige of
+their whiskers disappeared from our sight, a sad presentiment filled
+our minds that it was for ever. Groups of beings, wearing the form and
+countenances of men, though most barbarously disguised, occasionally
+passed us in what we supposed to be canoes, saluting us in an unknown
+and discordant tone. Our voyage concluded at a point which, we have
+since been informed, was discovered by a noble lord in a sailing
+expedition, where he was driven by adverse winds and tides, and baptized
+by him 'Waterloo Bridge,' after a certain victory supposed to have been
+obtained by the ancient Britons some time previous to the flood. Having
+landed, we were immediately surrounded by a native tribe of a warlike
+and barbarous aspect, being in almost a primitive dress, having only the
+lower part of their persons covered. The appearance of their skin was
+most remarkable; it was intersected by blue seams, as if nature had
+supplied them with a shirt of her own formation&mdash;for not the slightest
+appearance of muslin or cambric was visible. The name of this horde of
+barbarism is, as we were afterwards informed, in their native
+<i>patois</i>, Scullers, and from the circumstance of
+
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page403" name="page403"></a>[pg 403]</span>
+
+ their appearing
+peculiar to the river and its banks, the Professor of Natural History,
+whom we carried with us, after an elaborate investigation, declared them
+to be, peculiar to the soil, members of the animal kingdom, of a species
+between the alligator and crocodile.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"After reference to our geographical charts, we took our seats in
+our stanhopes, being preceded by our travelling chariots, a detachment
+of the Lancers, by way of security, two interpreters, a guide, and a
+surgeon, in case of casualties. By the instructions of the guide we
+steered in a direction N.E.E., and as we proceeded farther into the
+country, the barbarity and uncivilization became more apparent. Crossing
+a swamp called the <i>Strand</i>, we arrived at a native settlement called
+Drury Lane, inhabited by a horde infinitely more barbarous and rude than
+the tribe by which we were accosted on landing. The <i>indigites</i> of
+this soil, in ferocity of appearance, exceeded all our previous idea of
+savage life. They are generally <i>tattooed</i>, but the crevices in
+their skin, instead of variegated colours as the savages of the South
+Seas, seemed to be filled up by a composition much resembling dirt. They
+had, however, no tomahawks, nor implements of a warlike description, nor
+were any of them dressed in skins; although some of them had the hide of
+a beast hanging from their waist downwards, which appeared their only
+covering, and we understand is called by them&mdash;<i>leathern apron</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Passing by a native wigwam, which we found in our maps defined as
+<i>Vinegar Yard</i>, we were surrounded by a motley and terrific group
+of the inhabitants, both male and female. Of their sex we were in great
+doubt, especially of those who carried on their heads a kind of wicker
+basket, in which were a quantity of fish, of whose <i>genus</i> our
+naturalist declared himself perfectly ignorant. As we had often heard of
+the simplicity of man when undefiled by a knowledge of the world, of his
+hospitality, and his overflowing milk of human kindness, and feeling
+besides exhausted from the length and difficulties of our journey, we
+determined upon putting these fabled attributes to the proof. Holding
+up his stick, as an emblem of peaceable intentions, and backed by the
+Lancers, our interpreter advanced, and inquired for the hut of their
+chief, and requested, as we were much exhausted, they would oblige us
+with a small quantity of their ava, and a few of their native yams. As
+they seemed unable to detect his meaning, which we endeavoured to make
+more palpable, by all of us at the same time advancing, simultaneously
+putting our fingers down our mouths, and rubbing our stomachs, in order
+to have our urgent necessities immediately gratified.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Instead of our wants having been anticipated, as we had naturally
+supposed, the whole tribe immediately set up a discordant yell.
+Believing that we were still misunderstood, we resolved on asking for
+food, and assuring them of our peaceable intentions in all the languages
+we were masters of. One of the Lancers who had, during foreign service,
+picked up a few expressions of the Cherokee Indians, and also a
+knowledge of their habits, proposed addressing them. A consultation
+being held, and the result being favourable, he advanced; and, in the
+Cherokian language, asked for food, invoked at the same time the great
+spirit, which he did by spitting on his hands (an Indian custom), and
+holding up his right foot for the purpose of his auditor kissing it, as
+a token of conciliation. The person whom he addressed, in an uncouth,
+but certainly melodious language, answered in these words:
+</p>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> "'Dom hew-er hies, gie us none o' hew-er-jaw.'</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<p>
+"Another, whom I had willingly entreated in my native tongue for a place
+of shelter, answered in the following couplet, which convinced me of the
+truth of the supposition of Mr. Thomas Campbell, the intended lecturer
+of poetry to the London University, that mankind in an aboriginal state
+is essentially poetical, and express their ideas either in rhythmical or
+figurative language&mdash;
+</p>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> "'Hax hay-bout,</p>
+ <p> An find it hout.'</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<p>
+"Others shouted with a peculiar strength of lungs, <i>Bedlam! Bedlam!
+ha! ha!</i> These words appeared to be instantly caught up by the
+surrounding groups, and communicated like wild-fire, amongst the
+different tribes, which by this time had increased to an alarming
+magnitude. * * *
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Arriving at a settlement, marked out in the maps as Great Russell
+Street, the marks of civilization became more apparent, particularly
+when we saw a native approaching in shoes, stockings, and a <i>bona
+fide</i> pair of breeches; but our surprise was increased on reaching
+the place of our destination, 'Russell Square,' to find very few traces
+of savage life, and a wigwam of considerable extent erected in close
+imitation of our beloved and long-lost homes!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Having stopped at a house which had the appearance of being inhabited
+by a civilized being, our interpreter, in the <i>patois</i> of the country,
+requested we might
+
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page404" name="page404"></a>[pg 404]</span>
+
+ be admitted inside, for tire sole purpose of judging
+of the manners and customs of foreign nations. The creature who received
+our request was habited much after the same fashion as our footmen,
+only the wretch, as if to put his uncivilization beyond a doubt,
+actually wore white cotton stockings, and his hair without powder.
+Being shown up stairs, we entered a room of considerable dimensions,
+and our astonishment may be more easily conceived than expressed, on our
+finding, instead of naked beings, squatted cross-legged on mats on the
+floor, we found them decently attired, and sitting upright in most
+Christian-like and indubitable chairs. The master of the house, a short,
+fat, and, for a savage, an apparently inoffensive man, having by no
+means a blood-thirsty appearance, made us welcome according to the
+fashion of the country, which he did by the following ceremony:&mdash;Placing
+himself about half a yard before us, with both sets of his toes so
+drawn in as to nearly meet, one of his his hands being stuck where his
+breeches pocket should be placed, he ducked his head and shoulders (as
+if he would make a bow), at the same time drawing one of his feet from
+the other, and scraping it on the floor; this accomplished, he resumed
+his former position, muttered some unintelligible words, which sounded
+like 'perdigiously happy,' tucked up the collar of his shirt (for the
+wretch actually wore one), and stalked away.
+</p>
+
+
+
+<p>
+"It is needless to say that we were regarded with symptoms of infinite
+astonishment by the natives, with whom the room was filled, and who
+appeared to be mimicking the manners of civilized life, and often
+calling out words, which we have since understood to be names of liquids
+peculiar to the country, viz&mdash;'port,' 'sherry,' and 'lemonade.' Our
+curiosity being amply gratified, the short fat native, who had first
+addressed us, marched up to me, and to my indescribable alarm offered to
+introduce me to his daughter, a young savage of about seventeen, who he
+pointed out sitting in a nearly civilized attitude on a legitimate sofa.
+Perceiving me shudder at the proposal, for I had heard that the New
+Zealanders, and other barbarous tribes, sometimes eat their friends, as
+well as their enemies, he inquired of me the cause, and fearful of the
+consequence of exciting the anger of these savages while in their power,
+I expressed my total willingness to the introduction, and declared that
+my only objection was, lest she should scratch; upon his assuring me she
+was perfectly tame. I consented to be led (though like a lamb to the
+slaughter) to the couch, praying most fervently, though silently, she
+would not make a meal of me. What was my horror when the short fat
+gentleman addressed her with a horrid wink of the eye&mdash;'Poppett, as
+I know you to be partial to these smart young fellows (Heavens! she was
+then addicted to cannibalism), I have brought you one.' I heard no more,
+but making up my mind I was to be served up for supper, flew with the
+utmost' rapidity my stays would permit me, when my ears were electrified
+at the sounds of Stultz and Nugee. I knew not how it was, but the hearing
+of these words, surrounded as I was by doubt and danger, calmed at once
+my agitated spirits, like some well-remembered air which we have heard
+in our infancy, stealing over the waste of years and distance, I felt
+completely overcome by my feelings. Home, and my native land, with a
+thousand sweet associations of relatives, and all the charms of
+friendship and love, seemed to accompany the sounds, and I gazed with
+unqualified mildness on the innocent source of my happiness, who stood
+gazing in simple wonder at my ill-suppressed surprise. I was nearly
+fainting, and should have fallen, had it not been for a kind-hearted
+squaw in a satin slip, and blond trimmings, bathing my temples with
+a grateful distillation of otto of roses. The natural reserve of my
+disposition having been overcome by the force of nature, I proposed to
+our entertainer, if he would part with his daughter to take her back
+with us, and make her a member of the civilized world. He shook his
+head, and declared his inability to relinquish her; so great do we
+find the force of parental affection even in savage life; but upon the
+approach of his son, an eligible and ductile youth, with a promising
+pair of whiskers, and irreproachable pantaloons, he consented to part
+with him, declaring that next to his daughter he was the only solace of
+his life. As the youth bore the name of his tribe, the semi-barbarous
+cognomen of Simpson, he agreed to accept that of <i>Lee boo</i>, not
+only as being more civilized, but expressive of his situation. As he
+was of an ambitious nature, he had made, unknown to his parent, many
+excursions towards the west; we therefore agreed to accept of him as our
+guide; and we left our simple and promising friends with the assurance
+of a speedy return: as a pledge, we exchanged one of our cravats, well
+stiffened, and with the Petersham tie, for one of the collars worn by
+the male, and a flounce of the she-savage's petticoats; promising also
+to send them, on our arrival, a pattern of Lord H&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;h's beard, which
+
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page405" name="page405"></a>[pg 405]</span>
+
+approached nearer to savage life than any other object we could think
+of in the civilized world.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"We reached Connaught Place without any accident, with the young
+savage as a trophy, and received the most affectionate welcome on our
+unexpected and safe return. Prayers were put up the following day at
+most of the fashionable churches, and a solemn <i>te deum</i> was
+composed expressly for the occasion. The young savage has already
+realized the expectation we formed of his docility and capacity;
+already he speaks our language equal to a native&mdash;has run through the
+whole of his property&mdash;keeps race-horses &mdash;and has an opera singer under
+his protection&mdash;never pays a bill, and is admitted without a voucher
+at every hell in the metropolis; has forgot his father's name, and
+never hears the unknown region of 'Russell Square' mentioned, but he
+inquires&mdash;'if that is not the place where the people drink porter,
+and don't wear shoes and stockings?'"
+</p>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+
+
+
+<h2>
+ SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS.
+</h2>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ THE DUST CART.
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+Dust, than which nothing can, upon a superficial view, be considered
+more insignificant, was, a few years back, of very considerable value,
+far surpassing the value of many things acquired by difficulty and
+danger, and for which the breadth of oceans are traversed, through
+storms and tempests. Perhaps a cruise to the Gold Coast, with all its
+drawbacks and contingencies, is scarcely so profitable as the returns on
+the quantity of dust collected in the City of London, during the time
+necessary for the voyage, and its accomplished return. About the period
+I allude to, the parish of St. Luke received no less a sum than between
+one and two thousand pounds a-year for dust collected, which, being
+placed to the parish account, tended in a <i>great measure</i> to keep
+down the poor'-rates. In addition to its value, no kind of property is
+better secured; as will be evinced, when the reader is informed that his
+present Majesty, George IV., when he was Prince Regent, lost an action
+for the recovery of the value of dust, carried away from the palace, by
+his servants, to be used as manure. In order to a further illustration
+of the subject, it is necessary to inform the reader, that what has
+hitherto been considered is but a part of that incongruous combination,
+the contents of a dust-cart&mdash;the very last residuum&mdash;the matter called
+"brize;" previous to which, by the result of much labour, of picking,
+raking, sorting, and sifting, a very pretty property is collected by the
+various shareholders of this joint, stock company, as a recent case that
+was brought forward at the Bow-street office will suffice to convince
+us.<a id="footnotetag3" name="footnotetag3"></a><a href="#footnote3"><sup>3</sup></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Perhaps the reader may have never witnessed the ejection of a
+dust-cart: presuming he has not, I will endeavour to give him a general
+outline of the ceremony; together with all the circumstances attending
+it, and a sketch of the group and foreground. Suppose an eminence of
+about five or six feet already collected, in a circular form; on the
+heap is a man raking about, and a little child playing with a small
+brown shaggy mongrel of a dog, with a community of pigs battening on
+the acclivity; a youth below, with spade and axe, is supplying three
+women with stuff&mdash;if women they may be called, who, of all the progeny
+of old Mother Nox, seemed most the resemblances of age, misery, and
+want; I say <i>seemed</i>, for when one was called&mdash;one of three&mdash;I
+beheld, as she raised her dilapidated Dunstable, a face, where beams of
+pensive beauty struggled through dusty darkness, and which mantled to a
+smile at the sound of notes whistled to the tune of&mdash;"In Bunhill-row
+there liv'd a Maid"&mdash;indicating the approach of Joe&mdash;for it was <i>his
+cart:</i>&mdash;the dying cadence now gave way to the gee-up! uttered in deep
+bass, accompanied with a smart smack of the whip, to urge the horse up
+the ascent. Joe was a decent sort of boy enough for his avocation, not
+to be ranked among those who "troop under the sooty flag of Acheron;"
+but a clean, square-built fellow, with a broadish face and forehead,
+blue eyes, nose rather short, expanded, and inclined upwards, and tinted
+with that imperial hue that indicated his knowledge was not confined
+to dry measure; this, with a mouth a little elongated, formed a
+countenance, upon the whole, full of mirth and good-humour. This piece
+of device was surmounted by a hat of the usual professional form&mdash;a
+domed piece of felt, with a most prodigious margin: he wore a good stout
+flannel jacket, and waistcoat; his shirt collar fastened by a leaden
+brooch, in the
+
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page406" name="page406"></a>[pg 406]</span>
+
+ shape of a heart, deviating from the general costume.
+His continuations were of white drill; but, mark the vanity! short
+enough to display a pair of hoppers, otherwise gaiters, of the same
+material; these, with a stout pair of ancle-Johns, completed his
+outward man of an order "simply Doric."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At Joe's approach, all was stir and bustle; the pigs, to the third and
+fourth generation, moved "in perfect phalanx," not "to the Dorian mood
+of flutes and soft recorders," but to their own equally inspiring grunt;
+varying from the shrill treble to the deep-toned bass. Jewler, too, ran
+barking; but with less interested feelings; and his little patron ran
+to take the whip.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A few interrogatories on each side, a joke, and its accompanying laugh,
+occupy brief space; when, suddenly, a general rush proclaims the load is
+strewed upon the ground! a chaotic mass&mdash;"old hats, old wigs, old boots,
+old shoes, and all the tribe of leather," remnants of all things, the
+ends and the beginnings, horticultural fragments and broken crockery,
+the hunter's bone and the beggar's rags, pilfered lace suspected, and
+the stolen jewel, the lost gold, and the mislaid spoon: and, for a
+climax, rejoice! gentle reader&mdash;for when the designs of the crafty are
+defeated by inadvertence, or otherwise, with the weird sisters, "we
+should rejoice! we should rejoice!"&mdash;a bill for fifteen pounds, drawn
+by a lawyer for expenses, and which was taken to the acceptor by the
+dustman, for which he received a considerate remuneration. Complicated
+as this mass appears, it is all reduced to the most perfect order, and
+each portion arranged according to the purposes intended for. Thus, the
+vegetable matter, so eagerly seized upon by the pigs, contributes to
+keep up a supply of <i>dairy-fed</i> pork and <i>Epping sausages:</i>
+the bones are laid aside for the purposes of making hartshorn and
+phosphorus, dominoes, and apple-scoops, &amp;c. The old boots and shoes,
+with the tribe of leather, after a slight examination of their utter
+inefficiency, find their way, through divers passages to the glue-pot.
+How fractured bottles, and broken glass of every description, is
+disposed of, is easily <i>seen through</i>&mdash;to the furnace; and how the
+old iron is appropriated, is not hard to guess. The old woollen, if
+perchance any should exist in the shape of a pair of innominables,
+after exploring the pockets, and a sigh for their insolvency, are
+unceremoniously cast aside along with the worthless remains of rags of
+every description, string, paper, &amp;c. &amp;c., to pass through the operation
+necessary for making brown paper. What still remains, of coals, and
+cinders unconsumed, the dustman's perquisite, are measured first,
+"thence hurried back to fire:" the wood, the sifters take. Broken tiles,
+bricks, delf, crockery, with a variety of substances and etceteras, go
+towards the formation of roads. I had almost forgotten the crowning
+item, viz. old wigs! Towards the close of the last century, so much were
+they in request, that the supply was scarcely equal to the demand. Yes,
+in the days of Beau Tibbs, every street had its corner and every corner
+its shoe-black, and to every shoe-black might be traced an old wig,
+sometimes <i>two</i>. In those days of ruffles and etiquette, when
+a well-formed leg was advantageously displayed in <i>whole</i> silk
+stockings, shoes, and buckles, it was the custom with pedestrians, when
+making a call, to have their shoes wiped and touched up at the corner
+of the street nearest the place they were going to visit: and what so
+efficient for the purpose as an old wig? nothing. But, alas! those days
+are gone! and Beau Tibbs is gone! and, if we question where? only Echo
+answers. But what becomes of the old wigs? is the question at issue.
+Alas! again, such is the degeneracy of modern days, that, instead of
+being used as an appendage to the toilet, though humble, I fear they
+will be traced to the vulgar bricklayer and plasterer, to be mingled
+with mortar, and "patch a wall, to expel the winter's flaw." Now, I
+believe, every particle is accounted for; and any little article, in the
+shape of a bijou, is the perquisite of those pickers-up of unconsidered
+trifles, the sifters.
+</p>
+
+<p style="text-align: right;">
+<i>Monthly Magazine.</i>
+</p>
+
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+
+
+
+<h2>
+THE SELECTOR,<br /> AND<br /> LITERARY NOTICES<br /> OF<br /> <i>NEW WORKS.</i>
+</h2>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ NAPOLEON'S DIVORCE.
+</h3>
+
+<center>
+<i>Communication of his Intention to Josephine.</i>
+</center>
+
+<p>
+I was on duty at the Tuilleries from Monday, November 27; on that day,
+the Tuesday and Wednesday following, it was easy for me to observe a
+great alteration in the features of the empress, and a silent constraint
+in Napoleon. If in the course of dinner he broke the silence, it was
+to ask me some brief questions, to which he did not hear the reply.
+On those days the dinner did not last for more than ten minutes.
+The storm burst on Thursday the 30th.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page497" name="page497"></a>[pg 497]</span>
+Their majesties went to table. Josephine wore a large white hat, tied
+under her chin, and which concealed part of her face. I thought,
+however, that I perceived she had been weeping, and that she then
+restrained her tears with difficulty. She appeared to me the image of
+grief and of despair. The most profound silence reigned throughout the
+dinner; and they only touched the dishes which were presented to them
+out of mere form. The only words uttered were those addressed to me by
+Napoleon: "What o'clock is it?" In pronouncing them, he rose from table.
+Josephine followed slowly. Coffee was served, and Napoleon took himself
+the cup which was held by the page on duty, and gave the sign that he
+wished to be alone. I immediately retired, but restless, and a prey to
+my sad thoughts, I sat down in the attendance-room, which was commonly
+used for their majesties to dine in, in an armchair, on the side of
+which was the door to the emperor's room. I was mechanically watching
+the servants who were clearing the table, when on a sudden I heard
+violent cries from the empress Josephine issue from the emperor's
+chamber. The usher of the chamber, thinking she was taken ill, was on
+the point of opening the door, when I prevented him, observing, that
+the emperor would call for assistance if he thought it necessary. I was
+standing close to the door, when the emperor himself opened it, and
+perceiving me, said quickly "Come in, Bausset, and shut the door."
+I entered the chamber, and saw the empress Josephine stretched on the
+carpet, uttering piercing cries and complaints. "No, I will never
+survive it," said she. Napoleon said to me, "Are you sufficiently strong
+to raise Josephine, and to carry her to her apartments by the private
+staircase, in order that she may receive the care and assistance which
+she requires?" I obeyed, and raised the princess, who, I thought, was
+seized with a nervous affection. With the aid of Napoleon, I raised her
+into my arms, and he himself taking a light from the table, opened the
+door, which, by an obscure passage, led to the little staircase of
+which he had spoken. When we reached the first step of the staircase,
+I observed to Napoleon, that it was too narrow for it to be possible
+for me to descend without the danger of falling. He forthwith called the
+keeper of the portfolio, who day and night was in attendance at one of
+the doors of his closet, the entrance to which was on the landing-place
+of this little staircase. Napoleon gave him the light, of which we had
+little need, for the passages had become light. He commanded the keeper
+to go on before, and took himself the legs of Josephine in order to
+assist me in descending with less difficulty. At one moment, however,
+I was embarrassed by my sword, and I thought we must have fallen, but
+fortunately we descended without any accident, and deposited the
+precious burden on an ottoman in the sleeping-chamber. Napoleon
+immediately pulled the little bell, and summoned the empress's women.
+When I raised the empress in the chamber she ceased to moan, and I
+thought that she had fainted; but at the time I was embarrassed by my
+sword in the middle of the little staircase, of which I have already
+spoken, I was obliged to hold her firmly to prevent a fall which would
+have been dreadful to the actors in this melancholy scene. I held the
+empress in my arms, which encircled her waist, her back rested against
+my chest, and her hand leaned upon my right shoulder. When she felt the
+efforts which I made to prevent falling, she said to me in a very low
+tone, "You press me too hard." I then saw that I had nothing to fear for
+her health, and that she had not for an instant lost her senses. During
+the whole of this scene I was wholly occupied with Josephine, whose
+situation afflicted me; I had not power to observe Napoleon; but when
+the empress's women had come, he retired into a little room which
+preceded the sleeping-chamber, and I followed him. His agitation, his
+inquietude were extreme. In the distress which he felt he made me
+acquainted with the cause of every thing that had happened, and said to
+me these words:&mdash;"The interest of France and of my dynasty does violence
+to my heart&mdash;the divorce has become a rigorous duty to me&mdash;I am the more
+afflicted by what has happened to Josephine, because three days ago she
+must have learned it from Hortensia&mdash;the unhappy obligation which
+condemns me to separate myself from her&mdash;I deplore it with all my heart,
+but I thought she possessed more strength of character, and I was not
+prepared for the bursts of her grief." In fact, the emotion which
+oppressed him, compelled him to make a long pause between each phrase he
+uttered, in order to breathe. His words came from him with labour and
+without connexion; his voice was tremulous and oppressed, and tears
+moistened his eyes. It really seemed as if he were beside himself to
+give so many details to me, who was so far removed from his councils and
+his confidence. The whole of this transaction did not occupy more than
+seven or eight minutes. Napoleon immediately went to seek for Corvisart,
+
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page498" name="page498"></a>[pg 498]</span>
+
+queen Hortensia, Cambaceres, and Fouché; and before he returned to his
+apartment, he assured himself of the condition of Josephine, whom he
+found more calm and more resigned. I followed him, and after having
+recovered my hat, which I had thrown on the carpet that my motions might
+be more free, I retired to the attendance-chamber. To avoid all kinds of
+commentaries, I said before the pages and the ushers that the empress
+had been seized with a violent affection of the nerves.
+</p>
+
+<h4>
+<i>Private Anecdotes of Foreign Courts.</i>
+</h4>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+
+
+
+<h2>
+ THE GATHERER.
+</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<p>
+"I am but a <i>Gatherer</i> and disposer of other men's
+stuff."&mdash;<i>Wotton</i>.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ STORY OF CINDERELLA.
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+The origin of this nursery tale is sufficiently curious. About the year
+1730, a French actor of equal talent and wealth, named Thevenard, in
+passing through the streets of Paris, observed upon a cobbler's stall,
+the shoe of a female, which struck him by the remarkable smallness of
+its size. After admiring it for some time, he returned to his house;
+but his thoughts reverted to the shoe with such intensity, that he
+reappeared at the stall the next day; but the cobbler could give him no
+other clue to the owner, than that it had been left in his absence, for
+the purpose of being repaired. Day after day did Thevenard return to his
+post to watch the re-integration of the slipper, which proceeded slowly;
+nor did the proprietor appear to claim it. Although he had completed
+the sixtieth year of his age, so extravagant became his passion for the
+unknown fair one, that he became (were it possible for a Frenchman of
+that day to be so) melancholy and miserable. His pain was, however,
+somewhat appeased by the avatar of the little foot itself, appertaining
+to a pretty and youthful girl in the very humblest class of life. All
+distinctions were levelled at once by love: the actor sought the parents
+of the female, procured their consent to the match, and actually made
+her his wife.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ DIVINE WORSHIP.
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+When Archbishop Fenelon was Almoner to Louis XIV. his majesty
+was astonished one Sunday to find, instead of the usual crowded
+congregation, only himself and his attendants, the priest, and the
+other officers of the chapel. "What is the meaning of this?" said the
+king; the prelate answered, "I caused it to be given out, that your
+majesty did not attend chapel to-day, in order that you might see, who
+came here to worship God, and who to flatter the king."
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ RUSTIC WIT.
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+A poor man, having disposed of the letters of his name, according to
+his own fancy, upon his tax-cart, was summoned for the offence, and for
+turning the act of parliament into ridicule, by having the following
+letters on his tax-cart:&mdash;
+</p>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i2"> A MOST</p>
+ <p> ODD ACT</p>
+ <p> ON A TAX</p>
+<p class="i2"> CART.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<p>
+The poor fellow observed he was no scholar, but his name was Amos Todd,
+he lived at Acton, and he understood he was obliged to paint the
+letters, "A Tax-Cart."
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ PROMISES.
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+A young fellow of the <i>Surface</i> school was one day heard to boast
+that from his continually breaking his promises made to his creditors,
+they must imagine him to have been brought up in a court:&mdash;"Yes,"
+replied a byestander, "the Insolvent's Court."
+</p>
+
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+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote1" name="footnote1"></a>
+<b>Footnote 1</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag1">(return)</a>
+<p>
+It was reckoned an extraordinary luxury for Thomas à Becket to
+have his parlour strewed every day with clean rushes.
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote2" name="footnote2"></a>
+<b>Footnote 2</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag2">(return)</a>
+<p>
+So much for the "heinous crime of <i>self-painting</i>;" as Lord
+Chesterfield says; in speaking of which, "It is even whispered
+about the town, (he observes) of that excellent artist,
+Mr. Liobard, that he lately refused a fine woman to draw her
+picture, alleging that he never copied any body's works but his
+own and God Almighty's!"
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote3" name="footnote3"></a>
+<b>Footnote 3</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag3">(return)</a>
+<p>
+It was a dispute between a dustman and a sifter, as to which had
+the most rightful claim to a five-pound note, found in the ashes;
+and certainly nothing could be more impartially decided; for
+as their claims, or rather their non-claims, turned out to be
+equal&mdash;that is, in point of law&mdash;it was retained by the presiding
+magistrate in trust. In the course of the inquiry, it appeared
+that the sifter had realized sufficient property to enable her to
+be proprietress of three houses.
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