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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 12116 ***
+
+[Transcriber's Note: This book was first published in German in 1844,
+and in English translation in 1848. This edition was not dated. Color
+illustrations appear on every page, often "playing" with the text.]
+
+
+
+
+STRUWWELPETER
+
+MERRY STORIES AND FUNNY PICTURES
+
+Heinrich Hoffman
+
+
+Frederick Warne & Co., Inc. New York
+
+
+
+STRUWWELPETER
+
+
+Merry Stories and
+Funny Pictures
+
+
+ When the children have been good,
+ That is, be it understood,
+ Good at meal-times, good at play,
+ Good all night and good all day--
+ They shall have the pretty things
+ Merry Christmas always brings.
+
+ Naughty, romping girls and boys
+ Tear their clothes and make a noise,
+ Spoil their pinafores and frocks,
+ And deserve no Christmas-box.
+ Such as these shall never look
+ At this pretty Picture-book.
+
+
+
+
+Shock-headed Peter
+
+
+ Just look at him! there he stands,
+ With his nasty hair and hands.
+ See! his nails are never cut;
+ They are grimed as black as soot;
+ And the sloven, I declare,
+ Never once has combed his hair;
+ Anything to me is sweeter
+ Than to see Shock-headed Peter.
+
+
+
+
+Cruel Frederick
+
+
+ Here is cruel Frederick, see!
+ A horrid wicked boy was he;
+ He caught the flies, poor little things,
+ And then tore off their tiny wings,
+ He killed the birds, and broke the chairs,
+ And threw the kitten down the stairs;
+ And oh! far worse than all beside,
+ He whipped his Mary, till she cried.
+
+ The trough was full, and faithful Tray
+ Came out to drink one sultry day;
+ He wagged his tail, and wet his lip,
+ When cruel Fred snatched up a whip,
+ And whipped poor Tray till he was sore,
+ And kicked and whipped him more and more:
+ At this, good Tray grew very red,
+ And growled, and bit him till he bled;
+ Then you should only have been by,
+ To see how Fred did scream and cry!
+
+ So Frederick had to go to bed:
+ His leg was very sore and red!
+ The Doctor came, and shook his head,
+ And made a very great to-do,
+ And gave him nasty physic too.
+
+ But good dog Tray is happy now;
+ He has no time to say "Bow-wow!"
+ He seats himself in Frederick's chair
+ And laughs to see the nice things there:
+ The soup he swallows, sup by sup--
+ And eats the pies and puddings up.
+
+
+
+
+The Dreadful Story of Harriet and the Matches
+
+
+ It almost makes me cry to tell
+ What foolish Harriet befell.
+ Mamma and Nurse went out one day
+ And left her all alone at play.
+ Now, on the table close at hand,
+ A box of matches chanced to stand;
+ And kind Mamma and Nurse had told her,
+ That, if she touched them, they would scold her.
+ But Harriet said: "Oh, what a pity!
+ For, when they burn, it is so pretty;
+ They crackle so, and spit, and flame:
+ Mamma, too, often does the same."
+
+ The pussy-cats heard this,
+ And they began to hiss,
+ And stretch their claws,
+ And raise their paws;
+ "Me-ow," they said, "me-ow, me-o,
+ You'll burn to death, if you do so."
+
+ But Harriet would not take advice:
+ She lit a match, it was so nice!
+ It crackled so, it burned so clear--
+ Exactly like the picture here.
+ She jumped for joy and ran about
+ And was too pleased to put it out.
+
+ The Pussy-cats saw this
+ And said: "Oh, naughty, naughty Miss!"
+ And stretched their claws,
+ And raised their paws:
+ "'Tis very, very wrong, you know,
+ Me-ow, me-o, me-ow, me-o,
+ You will be burnt, if you do so."
+
+ And see! oh, what dreadful thing!
+ The fire has caught her apron-string;
+ Her apron burns, her arms, her hair--
+ She burns all over everywhere.
+
+ Then how the pussy-cats did mew--
+ What else, poor pussies, could they do?
+ They screamed for help, 'twas all in vain!
+ So then they said: "We'll scream again;
+ Make haste, make haste, me-ow, me-o,
+ She'll burn to death; we told her so."
+
+ So she was burnt, with all her clothes,
+ And arms, and hands, and eyes, and nose;
+ Till she had nothing more to lose
+ Except her little scarlet shoes;
+ And nothing else but these was found
+ Among her ashes on the ground.
+
+ And when the good cats sat beside
+ The smoking ashes, how they cried!
+ "Me-ow, me-oo, me-ow, me-oo,
+ What will Mamma and Nursey do?"
+ Their tears ran down their cheeks so fast,
+ They made a little pond at last.
+
+
+
+
+The Story of the Inky Boys
+
+
+ As he had often done before,
+ The woolly-headed Black-a-moor
+ One nice fine summer's day went out
+ To see the shops, and walk about;
+ And, as he found it hot, poor fellow,
+ He took with him his green umbrella,
+ Then Edward, little noisy wag,
+ Ran out and laughed, and waved his flag;
+ And William came in jacket trim,
+ And brought his wooden hoop with him;
+ And Arthur, too, snatched up his toys
+ And joined the other naughty boys.
+ So, one and all set up a roar,
+ And laughed and hooted more and more,
+ And kept on singing,--only think!--
+ "Oh, Blacky, you're as black as ink!"
+
+ Now tall Agrippa lived close by--
+ So tall, he almost touched the sky;
+ He had a mighty inkstand, too,
+ In which a great goose-feather grew;
+ He called out in an angry tone
+ "Boys, leave the Black-a-moor alone!
+ For, if he tries with all his might,
+ He cannot change from black to white."
+ But, ah! they did not mind a bit
+ What great Agrippa said of it;
+ But went on laughing, as before,
+ And hooting at the Black-a-moor.
+
+ Then great Agrippa foams with rage--
+ Look at him on this very page!
+ He seizes Arthur, seizes Ned,
+ Takes William by his little head;
+
+ And they may scream and kick and call,
+ Into the ink he dips them all;
+ Into the inkstand, one, two, three,
+ Till they are black as black can be;
+ Turn over now, and you shall see.
+
+ See, there they are, and there they run!
+ The Black-a-moor enjoys the fun.
+ They have been made as black as crows,
+ Quite black all over, eyes and nose,
+ And legs, and arms, and heads, and toes,
+ And trousers, pinafores, and toys--
+ The silly little inky boys!
+ Because they set up such a roar,
+ And teased the harmless Black-a-moor.
+
+
+
+
+The Story of the Man that went out Shooting
+
+
+ This is the man that shoots the hares;
+ This is the coat he always wears:
+ With game-bag, powder-horn, and gun
+ He's going out to have some fun.
+
+ He finds it hard, without a pair
+ Of spectacles, to shoot the hare.
+ The hare sits snug in leaves and grass,
+ And laughs to see the green man pass.
+
+ Now, as the sun grew very hot,
+ And he a heavy gun had got,
+ He lay down underneath a tree
+ And went to sleep, as you may see.
+ And, while he slept like any top,
+ The little hare came, hop, hop, hop,
+ Took gun and spectacles, and then
+ On her hind legs went off again.
+
+ The green man wakes and sees her place
+ The spectacles upon her face;
+ And now she's trying all she can
+ To shoot the sleepy, green-coat man.
+ He cries and screams and runs away;
+ The hare runs after him all day
+ And hears him call out everywhere:
+ "Help! Fire! Help! The Hare! The Hare!"
+
+ At last he stumbled at the well,
+ Head over ears, and in he fell.
+ The hare stopped short, took aim and, hark!
+ Bang went the gun--she missed her mark!
+
+ The poor man's wife was drinking up
+ Her coffee in her coffee-cup;
+ The gun shot cup and saucer through;
+ "Oh dear!" cried she; "what shall I do?"
+ There lived close by the cottage there
+ The hare's own child, the little hare;
+ And while she stood upon her toes,
+ The coffee fell and burned her nose.
+ "Oh dear!" she cried, with spoon in hand,
+ "Such fun I do not understand."
+
+
+
+
+The Story of Little Suck-a-Thumb
+
+
+ One day Mamma said "Conrad dear,
+ I must go out and leave you here.
+ But mind now, Conrad, what I say,
+ Don't suck your thumb while I'm away.
+ The great tall tailor always comes
+ To little boys who suck their thumbs;
+ And ere they dream what he's about,
+ He takes his great sharp scissors out,
+ And cuts their thumbs clean off--and then,
+ You know, they never grow again."
+
+ Mamma had scarcely turned her back,
+ The thumb was in, Alack! Alack!
+
+ The door flew open, in he ran,
+ The great, long, red-legged scissor-man.
+ Oh! children, see! the tailor's come
+ And caught out little Suck-a-Thumb.
+ Snip! Snap! Snip! the scissors go;
+ And Conrad cries out "Oh! Oh! Oh!"
+ Snip! Snap! Snip! They go so fast,
+ That both his thumbs are off at last.
+
+ Mamma comes home: there Conrad stands,
+ And looks quite sad, and shows his hands;
+ "Ah!" said Mamma, "I knew he'd come
+ To naughty little Suck-a-Thumb."
+
+
+
+
+The Story of Augustus
+who would not have any Soup
+
+
+ Augustus was a chubby lad;
+ Fat ruddy cheeks Augustus had:
+ And everybody saw with joy
+ The plump and hearty, healthy boy.
+ He ate and drank as he was told,
+ And never let his soup get cold.
+ But one day, one cold winter's day,
+ He screamed out "Take the soup away!
+ O take the nasty soup away!
+ I won't have any soup today."
+
+ Next day, now look, the picture shows
+ How lank and lean Augustus grows!
+ Yet, though he feels so weak and ill,
+ The naughty fellow cries out still
+ "Not any soup for me, I say:
+ O take the nasty soup away!
+ I _won't_ have any soup today."
+
+ The third day comes: Oh what a sin!
+ To make himself so pale and thin.
+ Yet, when the soup is put on table,
+ He screams, as loud as he is able,
+ "Not any soup for me, I say:
+ O take the nasty soup away!
+ I WON'T have any soup today."
+
+ Look at him, now the fourth day's come!
+ He scarcely weighs a sugar-plum;
+ He's like a little bit of thread,
+ And, on the fifth day, he was--dead!
+
+
+
+
+The Story of Fidgety Philip
+
+
+ "Let me see if Philip can
+ Be a little gentleman;
+ Let me see if he is able
+ To sit still for once at table":
+ Thus Papa bade Phil behave;
+ And Mamma looked very grave.
+ But fidgety Phil,
+ He won't sit still;
+ He wriggles,
+ And giggles,
+ And then, I declare,
+ Swings backwards and forwards,
+ And tilts up his chair,
+ Just like any rocking horse--
+ "Philip! I am getting cross!"
+
+ See the naughty, restless child
+ Growing still more rude and wild,
+ Till his chair falls over quite.
+ Philip screams with all his might,
+ Catches at the cloth, but then
+ That makes matters worse again.
+ Down upon the ground they fall,
+ Glasses, plates, knives, forks, and all.
+ How Mamma did fret and frown,
+ When she saw them tumbling down!
+ And Papa made such a face!
+ Philip is in sad disgrace.
+
+ Where is Philip, where is he?
+ Fairly covered up you see!
+ Cloth and all are lying on him;
+ He has pulled down all upon him.
+ What a terrible to-do!
+ Dishes, glasses, snapt in two!
+ Here a knife, and there a fork!
+ Philip, this is cruel work.
+ Table all so bare, and ah!
+ Poor Papa, and poor Mamma
+ Look quite cross, and wonder how
+ They shall have their dinner now.
+
+
+
+
+The Story of Johnny Head-in-Air
+
+
+ As he trudged along to school,
+ It was always Johnny's rule
+ To be looking at the sky
+ And the clouds that floated by;
+ But what just before him lay,
+ In his way,
+ Johnny never thought about;
+ So that every one cried out
+ "Look at little Johnny there,
+ Little Johnny Head-In-Air!"
+
+ Running just in Johnny's way
+ Came a little dog one day;
+ Johnny's eyes were still astray
+ Up on high,
+ In the sky;
+ And he never heard them cry
+ "Johnny, mind, the dog is nigh!"
+ Bump!
+ Dump!
+ Down they fell, with such a thump,
+ Dog and Johnny in a lump!
+
+ Once, with head as high as ever,
+ Johnny walked beside the river.
+ Johnny watched the swallows trying
+ Which was cleverest at flying.
+ Oh! what fun!
+ Johnny watched the bright round sun
+ Going in and coming out;
+ This was all he thought about.
+ So he strode on, only think!
+ To the river's very brink,
+ Where the bank was high and steep,
+ And the water very deep;
+ And the fishes, in a row,
+ Stared to see him coming so.
+
+ One step more! oh! sad to tell!
+ Headlong in poor Johnny fell.
+ And the fishes, in dismay,
+ Wagged their tails and swam away.
+
+ There lay Johnny on his face,
+ With his nice red writing-case;
+ But, as they were passing by,
+ Two strong men had heard him cry;
+ And, with sticks, these two strong men
+ Hooked poor Johnny out again.
+
+ Oh! you should have seen him shiver
+ When they pulled him from the river.
+ He was in a sorry plight!
+ Dripping wet, and such a fright!
+ Wet all over, everywhere,
+ Clothes, and arms, and face, and hair:
+ Johnny never will forget
+ What it is to be so wet.
+
+ And the fishes, one, two, three,
+ Are come back again, you see;
+ Up they came the moment after,
+ To enjoy the fun and laughter.
+ Each popped out his little head,
+ And, to tease poor Johnny, said
+ "Silly little Johnny, look,
+ You have lost your writing-book!"
+
+
+
+
+The Story of Flying Robert
+
+
+ When the rain comes tumbling down
+ In the country or the town,
+ All good little girls and boys
+ Stay at home and mind their toys.
+ Robert thought, "No, when it pours,
+ It is better out of doors."
+ Rain it did, and in a minute
+ Bob was in it.
+ Here you see him, silly fellow,
+ Underneath his red umbrella.
+
+ What a wind! oh! how it whistles
+ Through the trees and flowers and thistles!
+ It has caught his red umbrella:
+ Now look at him, silly fellow--
+ Up he flies
+ To the skies.
+ No one heard his screams and cries;
+ Through the clouds the rude wind bore him,
+ And his hat flew on before him.
+
+ Soon they got to such a height,
+ They were nearly out of sight.
+ And the hat went up so high,
+ That it nearly touched the sky.
+ No one ever yet could tell
+ Where they stopped, or where they fell:
+ Only this one thing is plain,
+ Bob was never seen again!
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Struwwelpeter: Merry Tales and Funny
+Pictures, by Heinrich Hoffman
+
+*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 12116 ***