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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Letters of Horace Walpole, by Horace Walpole
+
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+Title: Letters of Horace Walpole
+ Volume II
+
+Author: Horace Walpole
+
+Release Date: April 18, 2004 [EBook #12074]
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK LETTERS OF HORACE WALPOLE ***
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+Produced by Ted Garvin, Linda Cantoni, and the Online Distributed
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+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+LETTERS
+
+OF
+
+HORACE WALPOLE
+
+
+SELECTED AND EDITED BY
+
+CHARLES DUKE YONGE, M.A.
+
+AUTHOR OF "THE HISTORY OF FRANCE UNDER THE BOURBONS," "A LIFE OF MARIE
+ANTOINETTE," ETC., ETC.
+
+
+WITH PORTRAITS AND ILLUSTRATIONS
+
+
+VOLUME II
+
+
+London
+
+T. FISHER UNWIN
+
+PATERNOSTER SQUARE
+
+NEW YORK: G.P. PUTNAM'S SONS
+
+MDCCCXC
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+1764-1795.
+
+
+81. TO MANN, _Dec._ 20, 1764.--Madame de Boufflers at Strawberry--The
+French Opinion of the English Character--Richardson's Novels--Madame de
+Beaumont
+
+82. TO THE EARL OF HERTFORD, _Feb._ 12, 1765.--Debate on American
+Taxes--Petition of the Periwig-Makers--Female Head-dresses--Lord Byron's
+Duel--Opening of Almack's--No. 45
+
+83. TO COLE, _March_ 9, 1765.--His "Castle of Otranto"--Bishop Percy's
+Collection of Old Ballads
+
+84. TO THE EARL OF HERTFORD, _March_ 26, 1765.--Illness of the
+King--French and English Actors and Actresses: Clairon, Garrick, Quin,
+Mrs. Clive
+
+85. TO MANN, _May_ 25, 1765.--Riots of Weavers--Ministerial
+Changes--Factious Conduct of Mr. Pitt
+
+86. TO MONTAGU, _July_ 28, 1765.--Prospects of Old Age when joined to
+Gout
+
+87. TO LADY HERVEY, _Sept._ 14, 1765.--Has reached Paris--The French
+Opera--Illness of the Dauphin--Popularity of Mr. Hume
+
+88. TO MONTAGU, _Sept._ 22, 1765.--Is Making New Friends in Paris--Decay
+of the French Stage--Le Kain--Dumenil--New French inclination for
+Philosophy and Free-Thinking--General Admiration of Hume's History and
+Richardson's Novels
+
+89. TO CHUTE, _Oct._ 3, 1765.--His Presentation at Court--Illness of the
+Dauphin--Description of his Three Sons
+
+90. TO CONWAY, _Jan._ 12, 1766.--Supper Parties at Paris--Walpole Writes
+a Letter from Le Roi de Prusse à Monsieur Rousseau
+
+91. TO GRAY, _Jan._ 25, 1766.--A Constant Round of Amusements--A Gallery
+of Female Portraits--Madame Geoffrin--Madame du Deffand--Madame de
+Mirepoix--Madame de Boufflers--Madame de Rochfort--The Maréchale de
+Luxemburg--The Duchesse de Choiseul--An old French Dandy--M. de
+Maurepas--Popularity of his Letter to Rousseau
+
+92. TO MANN, _Feb._ 29, 1766.--Situation of Affairs in England--Cardinal
+York--Death of Stanilaus Leczinski, Ex-King of Poland
+
+93. TO CONWAY, _April_ 8, 1766.--Singular Riot in Madrid--Changes in the
+French Ministry--Insurrections in the Provinces
+
+94. TO MONTAGU, _June 20_, 1766.--The Bath Guide--Swift's Correspondence
+
+95. TO CHUTE, _Oct._ 10, 1766.--Bath--Wesley
+
+96. TO MANN, _July_ 20, 1767.--Ministerial Difficulties--Return of Lord
+Clive
+
+97. TO THE SAME, _Sept._ 27, 1767.--Death of Charles Townshend and of
+the Duke of York--Whist the New Fashion in France
+
+98. TO GRAY, _Feb._ 18, 1768.--Some New Poems of Gray--Walpole's
+"Historic Doubts"--Boswell's "Corsica"
+
+99. TO MANN, _March_ 31, 1768.--Wilkes is returned M.P. for
+Middlesex--Riots in London--Violence of the Mob
+
+100. TO MONTAGU, _April_ 15, 1768.--Fleeting Fame of Witticisms--"The
+Mysterious Mother"
+
+101. TO MANN, _June_ 9, 1768.--Case of Wilkes
+
+102. TO MONTAGU, _June_ 15, 1768.--The English Climate
+
+103. TO VOLTAIRE, _July_ 27, 1768.--Voltaire's Criticisms on
+Shakespeare--Parnell's "Hermit"
+
+104. TO THE EARL OF STRAFFORD, _Aug._ 16, 1768.--Arrival of the King of
+Denmark--His Popularity with the Mob
+
+105. TO MANN, _Jan._ 31, 1769.--Wilkes's Election--The Comtesse de
+Barri--The Duc de Choiseul's Indiscretion
+
+106. TO MONTAGU, _May_ 11, 1769.--A Garden Party at Strawberry--A
+Ridotto at Vauxhall
+
+107. TO MANN, _June_ 14, 1769.--Paoli--Ambassadorial Etiquette
+
+108. TO CHUTE, _Aug._ 30, 1765.--His Return to Paris--Madame Deffand--A
+Translation of "Hamlet"--Madame Dumenil--Voltaire's "Mérope" and "Les
+Guèbres"
+
+109. TO MONTAGU, _Sept._ 17, 1769.--The French Court--The Young
+Princes--St. Cyr--Madame de Mailly
+
+110. TO MANN, _Feb._ 27, 1770.--A Masquerade--State of Russia
+
+111. TO THE SAME, _May_ 6, 1770.--Wilkes--Burke's Pamphlet--Prediction
+of American Republics--Extravagance in England
+
+112. TO MONTAGU, _May_ 6, 1770.--Masquerades in Fashion--A Lady's Club
+
+113. TO MANN, _June_ 15, 1770,--The Princess of Wales is gone to
+Germany--Terrible Accident in Paris
+
+114. TO THE SAME, _Dec._ 29, 1770.--Fall of the Duc de Choiseul's
+Ministry
+
+115. TO THE SAME, _Feb._ 22, 1771.--Peace with Spain--Banishment of the
+French Parliament--Mrs. Cornelys's Establishment--The Queen of Denmark
+116. TO THE SAME, _April_ 26, 1771.--Quarrel of the House of Commons
+with the City--Dissensions in the French Court and Royal
+Family--Extravagance in England
+
+117. TO CONWAY, _July_ 30, 1771.--Great Distress at the French Court
+
+118. TO CHUTE, _August_ 5, 1771.--English Gardening in
+France--Anglomanie--He is weary of Paris--Death of Gray
+
+119. TO COLE, _Jan._ 28, 1772.--Scantiness of the Relics of
+Gray--Garrick's Prologues, &c.--Wilkes's Squint
+
+120. TO MANN, _April_ 9, 1772.--Marriage of the Pretender--The Princess
+Louise, and her Protection of the Clergy--Fox's Eloquence
+
+121. TO COLE, _Jan._ 8, 1773.--An Answer to his "Historic Doubts"--His
+Edition of Grammont
+
+122. TO MANN, _July_10, 1774.--Popularity of Louis XVI.--Death of Lord
+Holland--Bruce's "Travels"
+
+123. TO THE SAME, _Oct._ 6, 1774.--Discontent in America--Mr.
+Grenville's Act for the Trial of Election Petitions--Highway Robberies
+
+124. TO THE SAME, _Oct._ 22, 1774.--The Pope's Death--Wilkes is returned
+for Middlesex--A Quaker at Versailles
+
+125. TO THE COUNTESS OF AILESBURY, _Nov._ 7, 1774.--Burke's Election at
+Bristol--Resemblance of one House of Commons to Another--Comfort of Old
+Age
+
+126. TO MANN, _Nov._ 24, 1774.--Death of Lord Clive--Restoration of the
+French Parliament--Prediction of Great Men to arise in America--The
+King's Speech
+
+127. TO CONWAY AND LADY AYLESBURY, _Jan._ 15, 1775.--Riots at Boston--A
+Literary Coterie at Bath-Easton
+
+128. TO GEM, _April_ 4, 1776.--Opposition of the French Parliaments to
+Turgot's Measures
+
+129. TO CONWAY, _June_ 20, 1776.--His Decorations at "Strawberry"--His
+Estimate of himself, and his Admiration of Conway
+
+130. TO MANN, _Dec._ 1, 1776.--Anglomanie in Paris--Horse-Racing
+
+131. TO COLE, _June_ 19, 1777.--Ossian--Chatterton
+
+132. TO MANN, _Oct._ 26, 1777.--Affairs in America--The Czarina and the
+Emperor of China
+
+133. TO THE SAME, _May_ 31, 1778.--Death of Lord Chatham--Thurlow
+becomes Lord Chancellor
+
+134. TO COLE, _June_ 3, 1778.--Exultation of France at our Disasters in
+America--Franklin--Necker--Chatterton
+
+135. TO MANN, _July_ 7, 1778.--Admiral Keppel's Success--Threats of
+Invasion--Funeral of Lord Chatham
+
+136. TO CONWAY, _July_ 8, 1778.--Suggestion of Negotiations with
+France--Partition of Poland
+
+137. TO MANN, _Oct._ 8, 1778.--Unsuccessful Cruise of Keppel--Character
+of Lord Chatham
+
+138. TO THE SAME, _March_ 22, 1779.--Capture of Pondicherry--Changes in
+the Ministry--La Fayette in America
+
+139. TO THE SAME, _July_ 7, 1779.--Divisions in the Ministry--Character
+of the Italians and of the French
+
+140. TO THE SAME, _Sept._ 16, 1779.--Eruption of Vesuvius--Death of Lord
+Temple
+
+141. TO THE SAME, _Jan._ 13, 1780.--Chances of War with Holland--His
+Father's Policy--Pope--Character of Bolingbroke
+
+142. TO THE SAME, _Feb._ 6, 1780.--Political Excitement--Lord G.
+Gordon--Extraordinary Gambling Affairs in India
+
+143. TO THE SAME, _March_ 3, 1780.--Rodney's Victory--Walpole inclines
+to Withdraw from Amusements
+
+144. TO THE SAME, _June_ 5, 1780.--The Gordon Riots
+
+145. TO DALRYMPLE, _Dec._ 11, 1780.--Hogarth--Colonel
+Charteris--Archbishop Blackburne--Jervas--Richardson's Poetry
+
+146. TO MANN, _Dec._ 31, 1780.--The Prince of Wales--Hurricane at
+Barbadoes--A "Voice from St. Helena"
+
+147. TO THE SAME, _Sept._ 7, 1781.--Naval Movements--Siege of
+Gibraltar--Female Fashions
+
+148. TO THE SAME, _Nov._ 29, 1781.--Capitulation of Lord
+Cornwallis--Pitt and Fox
+
+149. TO COLE, _April_ 13, 1782.--The Language proper for Inscriptions in
+England--Fall of Lord North's Ministry--Bryant
+
+150. TO MANN, _Sept._ 8, 1782.--Highwaymen and Footpads
+
+151. TO THE SAME, _Dec._ 2, 1783.--Fox's India Bill--Balloons
+
+152. TO CONWAY, _Oct._ 15, 1784.--Balloons
+
+153. TO PINKERTON, _June_ 22, 1785.--His Letters on
+Literature--Disadvantage of Modern Writers--Comparison of Lady Mary
+Wortley with Madame de Sévigné
+
+154. TO THE SAME, _June_ 26, 1785.--Criticism on various Authors: Greek,
+Latin, French, and English--Humour of Addison, and of
+Fielding--Waller--Milton--Boileau's "Lutrin"--"The Rape of the
+Lock"--Madame de Sévigné
+
+155. TO MANN, _Aug._ 26, 1785.--Ministerial Difficulties--The Affair of
+the Necklace in Paris--Fluctuating Unpopularity of Statesmen--Fallacies
+of History
+
+156. TO THE SAME, _Oct._ 4, 1785.--Brevity of Modern Addresses--The old
+Duchess of Marlborough
+
+157. TO THE SAME, _Oct._ 30, 1785.--Lady Craven--Madame Piozzi--"The
+Rolliad"--Herschel's Astronomical Discovery
+
+158. TO MISS MORE, _Oct._ 14, 1787.--Mrs. Yearsley--Madame
+Piozzi--Gibbon--"Le Mariage de Figaro"
+
+159. TO THE SAME, _July_ 12, 1788.--Gentlemen Writers--His own Reasons
+for Writing when Young--Voltaire--"Evelina"--Miss Seward--Hayley
+
+160. TO MANN, _Feb._ 12, 1789.--Divisions in the Royal Family--The
+Regency--The Irish Parliament
+
+161. TO MISS BERRY, _June_ 30, 1789.--"The Arabian Nights"--The
+Aeneid--Boccalini--Orpheus and Eurydice
+
+162. TO CONWAY, _July_ 15, 1789.--Dismissal of Necker--Baron de
+Breteuil--The Duc D'Orléans--Mirabeau
+
+163. TO THE SAME, _July_ 1, 1790.--Bruce's "Travels"--Violence of the
+French Jacobins--Necker
+
+164. TO MISS BERRYS, _June_ 8, 1791.--The Prince of Wales--Growth of
+London and other Towns
+
+165. TO THE SAME, _Aug._ 23, 1791.--Sir W. and Lady Hamilton--A
+Boat-race--The Margravine of Anspach
+
+166. TO THE SAME, _Oct._ 15, 1793.--Arrest of the Duchesse de Biron--The
+Queen of France--Pythagoras
+
+167. TO CONWAY, _July 2_, 1795.--Expectations of a Visit to Strawberry
+by the Queen
+
+168. TO THE SAME, _July_ 7, 1795.--Report of the Visit
+
+
+
+
+LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS.
+
+
+I. LADY MARY WORTLEY-MONTAGU
+
+II. THOMAS GRAY, THE POET
+
+Photographed from a drawing in the National Portrait Gallery, made by
+JAMES BASIRE, the engraver, from a sketch from life by Gray's friend,
+the Rev. WILLIAM MASON.
+
+III. STRAWBERRY HILL, FROM THE NORTH-WEST
+
+IV. SIR ROBERT WALPOLE
+
+From a mezzotint by J. SIMON, after a picture by Sir GODFREY KNELLER.
+
+V. VIEW OF GARDEN, STRAWBERRY HILL, FROM THE GREAT BED-CHAMBER
+
+VI. REPRODUCTIONS OF HANDWRITING OF THOMAS GRAY AND HORACE WALPOLE
+
+
+
+
+A SELECTION
+
+FROM THE
+
+LETTERS OF HORACE WALPOLE.
+
+
+VOLUME II.
+
+
+_MADAME DE BOUFFLERS AT STRAWBERRY--THE FRENCH OPINION OF THE ENGLISH
+CHARACTER--RICHARDSON'S NOVELS--MADAME DE BEAUMONT._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _Dec._ 20, 1764.
+
+... My journey to Paris is fixed for some time in February, where I hear
+I may expect to find Madame de Boufflers, Princess of Conti. Her husband
+is just dead; and you know the House of Bourbon have an alacrity at
+marrying their old mistresses. She was here last year, being extremely
+infected with the _Anglomanie_, though I believe pretty well cured by
+her journey. She is past forty, and does not appear ever to have been
+handsome, but is one of the most agreeable and sensible women I ever
+saw; yet I must tell you a trait of her that will not prove my
+assertion. Lady Holland asked her how she liked Strawberry Hill? She
+owned that she did not approve of it, and that it was not _digne de la
+solidité Angloise_. It made me laugh for a quarter of an hour. They
+allot us a character we have not, and then draw consequences from that
+idea, which would be absurd, even if the idea were just. One must not
+build a Gothic house because the nation is _solide_. Perhaps, as
+everything now in France must be _à la Grecque_, she would have liked a
+hovel if it pretended to be built after Epictetus's--but Heaven forbid
+that I should be taken for a philosopher! Is it not amazing that the
+most sensible people in France can never help being domineered by sounds
+and general ideas? Now everybody must be a _géomètre_, now a
+_philosophe_, and the moment they are either, they are to take up a
+character and advertise it: as if one could not study geometry for one's
+amusement or for its utility, but one must be a geometrician at table,
+or at a visit! So the moment it is settled at Paris that the English are
+solid, every Englishman must be wise, and, if he has a good
+understanding, he must not be allowed to play the fool. As I happen to
+like both sense and nonsense, and the latter better than what generally
+passes for the former, I shall disclaim, even at Paris, the
+_profondeur_, for which they admire us; and I shall nonsense to admire
+Madame de Boufflers, though her nonsense is not the result of nonsense,
+but of sense, and consequently not the genuine nonsense that I honour.
+When she was here, she read a tragedy in prose to me, of her own
+composition, taken from "The Spectator:" the language is beautiful and
+so are the sentiments.
+
+There is a Madame de Beaumont who has lately written a very pretty
+novel, called "Lettres du Marquis du Roselle." It is imitated, too, from
+an English standard, and in my opinion a most woful one; I mean the
+works of Richardson, who wrote those deplorably tedious lamentations,
+"Clarissa" and "Sir Charles Grandison," which are pictures of high life
+as conceived by a bookseller, and romances as they would be
+spiritualized by a Methodist teacher: but Madame de Beaumont has almost
+avoided sermons, and almost reconciled sentiments and common sense. Read
+her novel--you will like it.
+
+
+_DEBATE ON AMERICAN TAXES--PETITION OF THE PERIWIG-MAKERS--FEMALE
+HEAD-DRESSES--LORD BYRON'S DUEL--OPENING OF ALMACK'S--NO. 45._
+
+TO THE EARL OF HERTFORD.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _Feb._ 12, 1765.
+
+A great many letters pass between us, my dear lord, but I think they are
+almost all of my writing. I have not heard from you this age. I sent you
+two packets together by Mr. Freeman, with an account of our chief
+debates. Since the long day, I have been much out of order with a cold
+and cough, that turned to a fever: I am now taking James's powder, not
+without apprehensions of the gout, which it gave me two or three years
+ago.
+
+There has been nothing of note in Parliament but one slight day on the
+American taxes,[1] which, Charles Townshend supporting, received a
+pretty heavy thump from Barré, who is the present Pitt, and the dread of
+all the vociferous Norths and Rigbys, on whose lungs depended so much of
+Mr. Grenville's power. Do you never hear them to Paris?
+
+[Footnote 1: Mr. Grenville's taxation of stamps and other articles in
+our American colonies, which caused great discontent, and was repealed
+by Lord Rockingham's Ministry.]
+
+The operations of the Opposition are suspended in compliment to Mr.
+Pitt, who has declared himself so warmly for the question on the
+Dismission of officers, that that motion waits for his recovery. A call
+of the House is appointed for next Wednesday, but as he has had a
+relapse, the motion will probably be deferred. I should be very glad if
+it was to be dropped entirely for this session, but the young men are
+warm and not easily bridled.
+
+If it was not too long to transcribe, I would send you an entertaining
+petition of the periwig-makers to the King, in which they complain that
+men will wear their own hair. Should one almost wonder if carpenters
+were to remonstrate, that since the peace their trade decays, and that
+there is no demand for wooden legs? _Apropos_ my Lady Hertford's friend,
+Lady Harriot Vernon, has quarrelled with me for smiling at the enormous
+head-gear of her daughter, Lady Grosvenor. She came one night to
+Northumberland House with such display of friz, that it literally spread
+beyond her shoulders. I happened to say it looked as if her parents had
+stinted her in hair before marriage, and that she was determined to
+indulge her fancy now. This, among ten thousand things said by all the
+world, was reported to Lady Harriot, and has occasioned my disgrace. As
+she never found fault with anybody herself, I excuse her. You will be
+less surprised to hear that the Duchess of Queensberry has not yet done
+dressing herself marvellously: she was at Court on Sunday in a gown and
+petticoat of red flannel....
+
+We have not a new book, play, intrigue, marriage, elopement, or quarrel;
+in short, we are very dull. For politics, unless the ministers wantonly
+thrust their hands into some fire, I think there will not even be a
+smoke. I am glad of it, for my heart is set on my journey to Paris, and
+I hate everything that stops me. Lord Byron's[1] foolish trial is likely
+to protract the session a little; but unless there is any particular
+business, I shall not stay for a puppet-show. Indeed, I can defend my
+staying here by nothing but my ties to your brother. My health, I am
+sure, would be better in another climate in winter. Long days in the
+House kill me, and weary me into the bargain. The individuals of each
+party are alike indifferent to me; nor can I at this time of day grow to
+love men whom I have laughed at all my lifetime--no, I cannot
+alter;--Charles Yorke or a Charles Townshend are alike to me, whether
+ministers or patriots. Men do not change in my eyes, because they quit a
+black livery for a white one. When one has seen the whole scene shifted
+round and round so often, one only smiles, whoever is the present
+Polonius or the Gravedigger, whether they jeer the Prince, or flatter
+his phrenzy.
+
+[Footnote 1: In a previous letter Walpole mentions the duel caused by a
+dispute at cards, in which Lord Byron was so unfortunate as to kill his
+cousin, Mr. Chaworth.]
+
+_Thursday night, 14th._
+
+The new Assembly Room at Almack's[1] was opened the night before last,
+and they say is very magnificent, but it was empty; half the town is ill
+with colds, and many were afraid to go, as the house is scarcely built
+yet. Almack advertized that it was built with hot bricks and boiling
+water--think what a rage there must be for public places, if this
+notice, instead of terrifying, could draw anybody thither. They tell me
+the ceilings were dropping with wet--but can you believe me, when I
+assure you the Duke of Cumberland was there?--Nay, had had a levée in
+the morning, and went to the Opera before the assembly! There is a vast
+flight of steps, and he was forced to rest two or three times. If he
+dies of it,--and how should he not?--it will sound very silly when
+Hercules or Theseus ask him what he died of, to reply, "I caught my
+death on a damp staircase at a new club-room."
+
+[Footnote 1: Almack was a Scotchman, who got up a sort of female club in
+King Street, St. James's, at the place since known as Willis's Rooms. In
+the first half of the present century the balls of Almack's were the
+most fashionable and exclusive in London, under the government of six
+lady patronesses, without a voucher from one of whom no one could obtain
+admittance. For a long time after trousers had become the ordinary wear
+they were proscribed at Almack's, and gentlemen were required to adhere
+to the more ancient and showy attire of knee-breeches; and it was said
+that in consequence of one having attempted unsuccessfully to obtain
+admission in trousers the tickets for the next ball were headed with a
+notice that "gentlemen would not be admitted without breeches and
+stockings."]
+
+Williams, the reprinter of the _North Briton_, stood in the pillory
+to-day in Palace Yard.[1] He went in a hackney-coach, the number of
+which was 45. The mob erected a gallows opposite him, on which they hung
+a boot[2] with a bonnet of straw. Then a collection was made for
+Williams, which amounted to near £200. In short, every public event
+informs the Administration how thoroughly they are detested, and that
+they have not a friend whom they do not buy. Who can wonder, when every
+man of virtue is proscribed, and they have neither parts nor characters
+to impose even upon the mob! Think to what a government is sunk, when a
+Secretary of State is called in Parliament to his face "the most
+profligate sad dog in the kingdom," and not a man can open his lips in
+his defence. Sure power must have some strange unknown charm, when it
+can compensate for such contempt! I see many who triumph in these bitter
+pills which the ministry are so often forced to swallow; I own I do not;
+it is more mortifying to me to reflect how great and respectable we
+were three years ago, than satisfactory to see those insulted who have
+brought such shame upon us. 'Tis poor amends to national honour to know,
+that if a printer is set in the pillory, his country wishes it was my
+Lord This, or Mr. That. They will be gathered to the Oxfords, and
+Bolingbrokes, and ignominious of former days; but the wound they have
+inflicted is perhaps indelible. That goes to _my_ heart, who had felt
+all the Roman pride of being one of the first nations upon earth!--Good
+night!--I will go to bed, and dream of Kings drawn in triumph; and then
+I will go to Paris, and dream I am pro-consul there: pray, take care not
+to let me be awakened with an account of an invasion having taken place
+from Dunkirk![3] Yours ever, H.W.
+
+[Footnote 1: This was the last occasion on which the punishment of the
+pillory was inflicted.]
+
+[Footnote 2: A scandal, for which there was no foundation, imputed to
+the Princess of Wales an undue intimacy with John Earl of Bute; and with
+a practical pun on his name the mob in some of the riots which were
+common in the first years of his reign showed their belief in the lie by
+fastening a _jack-boot_ and a petticoat together and feeding a bonfire
+with them.]
+
+[Footnote 3: One article in the late treaty of peace had stipulated for
+the demolition of Dunkirk.]
+
+
+_HIS "CASTLE OF OTRANTO"--BISHOP PERCY'S COLLECTION OF OLD BALLADS._
+
+TO THE REV. WILLIAM COLE.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _March_ 9, 1765.
+
+Dear Sir,--I had time to write but a short note with the "Castle of
+Otranto," as your messenger called on me at four o'clock, as I was going
+to dine abroad. Your partiality to me and Strawberry have, I hope,
+inclined you to excuse the wildness of the story. You will even have
+found some traits to put you in mind of this place. When you read of
+the picture quitting its panel, did not you recollect the portrait of
+Lord Falkland, all in white, in my Gallery? Shall I even confess to you,
+what was the origin of this romance! I waked one morning, in the
+beginning of last June, from a dream, of which, all I could recover was,
+that I had thought myself in an ancient castle (a very natural dream for
+a head filled like mine with Gothic story), and that on the uppermost
+banister of a great staircase I saw a gigantic hand in armour. In the
+evening I sat down, and began to write, without knowing in the least
+what I intended to say or relate. The work grew on my hands, and I grew
+fond of it--add, that I was very glad to think of anything, rather than
+politics. In short, I was so engrossed with my tale, which I completed
+in less than two months, that one evening, I wrote from the time I had
+drunk my tea, about six o'clock, till half an hour after one in the
+morning, when my hand and fingers were so weary, that I could not hold
+the pen to finish the sentence, but left Matilda and Isabella talking,
+in the middle of a paragraph. You will laugh at my earnestness; but if I
+have amused you, by retracing with any fidelity the manners of ancient
+days, I am content, and give you leave to think me idle as you
+please....
+
+Lord Essex's trial is printed with the State Trials. In return for your
+obliging offer, I can acquaint you with a delightful publication of this
+winter, "A Collection of Old Ballads and Poetry," in three volumes, many
+from Pepys's Collection at Cambridge. There were three such published
+between thirty and forty years ago, but very carelessly, and wanting
+many in this set: indeed, there were others, of a looser sort, which the
+present editor [Dr. Percy[1]], who is a clergyman, thought it decent to
+omit....
+
+[Footnote 1: Dr. Percy, Bishop of Dromore, in Ireland, was the heir male
+of the ancient Earls of Northumberland, and the title of his collection
+was "Reliques of English Poetry." He was also himself the author of more
+than one imitation of the old ballads, one of which is mentioned by
+Johnson in a letter to Mr. Langton: "Dr. Percy has written a long ballad
+in many _fits_ [fyttes]. It is pretty enough: he has printed and will
+soon publish it" (Boswell, iii., ann. 1771).]
+
+My bower is determined, but not at all what it is to be. Though I write
+romances, I cannot tell how to build all that belongs to them. Madame
+Danois, in the Fairy Tales, used to _tapestry_ them with _jonquils_; but
+as that furniture will not last above a fortnight in the year, I shall
+prefer something more huckaback. I have decided that the outside shall
+be of _treillage_, which, however, I shall not commence, till I have
+again seen some of old Louis's old-fashioned _Galanteries_ at
+Versailles. Rosamond's bower, you, and I, and Tom Hearne know, was a
+labyrinth: but as my territory will admit of a very short clew, I lay
+aside all thoughts of a mazy habitation: though a bower is very
+different from an arbour, and must have more chambers than one. In
+short, I both know, and don't know what it should be. I am almost afraid
+I must go and read Spenser, and wade through his allegories, and
+drawling stanzas, to get at a picture. But, good night! you see how one
+gossips, when one is alone, and at quiet on one's own dunghill!--Well!
+it may be trifling; yet it is such trifling as Ambition never is happy
+enough to know! Ambition orders palaces, but it is Content that chats
+for a page or two over a bower.
+
+
+_ILLNESS OF THE KING--FRENCH AND ENGLISH ACTORS AND ACTRESSES: CLAIRON,
+GARRICK, QUIN, MRS. CLIVE._
+
+TO THE EARL OF HERTFORD.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _March_ 26, 1765.
+
+Three weeks are a great while, my dear lord, for me to have been without
+writing to you; but besides that I have passed many days at Strawberry,
+to cure my cold (which it has done), there has nothing happened worth
+sending across the sea. Politics have dozed, and common events been fast
+asleep. Of Guerchy's affair, you probably know more than I do; it is now
+forgotten. I told him I had absolute proof of his innocence, for I was
+sure, that if he had offered money for assassination, the men who swear
+against him would have taken it.
+
+The King has been very seriously ill, and in great danger. I would not
+alarm you, as there were hopes when he was at the worst. I doubt he is
+not free yet from his complaint, as the humour fallen on his breast
+still oppresses him. They talk of his having a levée next week, but he
+has not appeared in public, and the bills are passed by commission; but
+he rides out. The Royal Family have suffered like us mortals; the Duke
+of Gloucester has had a fever, but I believe his chief complaint is of
+a youthful kind. Prince Frederick is thought to be in a deep
+consumption; and for the Duke of Cumberland, next post will probably
+certify you of his death, as he is relapsed, and there are no hopes of
+him. He fell into his lethargy again, and when they waked him, he said
+he did not know whether he could call himself obliged to them.
+
+I dined two days ago at Monsieur de Guerchy's, with the Count de
+Caraman, who brought me your letter. He seems a very agreeable man, and
+you may be sure, for your sake, and Madame de Mirepoix's, no civilities
+in my power shall be wanting. I have not yet seen Schouvaloff,[1] about
+whom one has more curiosity--it is an opportunity of gratifying that
+passion which one can so seldom do in personages of his historic nature,
+especially remote foreigners. I wish M. de Caraman had brought the
+"Siege of Calais," which he tells me is printed, though your account has
+a little abated my impatience. They tell us the French comedians are to
+act at Calais this summer--is it possible they can be so absurd, or
+think us so absurd as to go thither, if we would not go further? I
+remember, at Rheims, they believed that English ladies went to Calais to
+drink champagne--is this the suite of that belief? I was mightily
+pleased with the Duc de Choiseul's answer to the Clairon;[2] but when I
+hear of the French admiration of Garrick, it takes off something of my
+wonder at the prodigious adoration of him at home. I never could
+conceive the marvellous merit of repeating the works of others in one's
+own language with propriety, however well delivered. Shakespeare is not
+more admired for writing his plays, than Garrick for acting them. I
+think him a very good and very various player--but several have pleased
+me more, though I allow not in so many parts. Quin[3] in Falstaff, was
+as excellent as Garrick[4] in Lear. Old Johnson far more natural in
+everything he attempted. Mrs. Porter and your Dumesnil surpassed him in
+passionate tragedy; Cibber and O'Brien were what Garrick could never
+reach, coxcombs, and men of fashion. Mrs. Clive is at least as perfect
+in low comedy--and yet to me, Ranger was the part that suited Garrick
+the best of all he ever performed. He was a poor Lothario, a ridiculous
+Othello, inferior to Quin in Sir John Brute and Macbeth, and to Cibber
+in Bayes, and a woful Lord Hastings and Lord Townley. Indeed, his Bayes
+was original, but not the true part: Cibber was the burlesque of a great
+poet, as the part was designed, but Garrick made it a Garretteer. The
+town did not like him in Hotspur, and yet I don't know whether he did
+not succeed in it beyond all the rest. Sir Charles Williams and Lord
+Holland thought so too, and they were no bad judges. I am impatient to
+see the Clairon, and certainly will, as I have promised, though I have
+not fixed my day. But do you know you alarm me! There was a time when I
+was a match for Madame de Mirepoix at pharaoh, to any hour of the night,
+and I believe did play with her five nights in a week till three and
+four in the morning--but till eleven o'clock to-morrow morning--Oh! that
+is a little too much, even at loo. Besides, I shall not go to Paris for
+pharaoh--if I play all night, how shall I see everything all day?
+
+[Footnote 1: Schouvaloff was notorious as a favourite of the Empress
+Catharine.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Mdlle. Clairon had been for some years the most admired
+tragic actress in France. In that age actors and actresses in France
+were exposed to singular insults. M. Lacroix, in his "France in the
+Eighteenth Century," tells us: "They were considered as inferior beings
+in the social scale; excommunicated by the Church, and banished from
+society, they were compelled to endure all the humiliations and affronts
+which the public chose to inflict on them in the theatre; and, if any of
+them had the courage to make head against the storm, and to resist the
+violence and cruelty of the pit, they were sent to prison, and not
+released but on condition of apologising to the tyrants who had so
+cruelly insulted them. Many had a sufficient sense of their own dignity
+to withdraw themselves from this odious despotism after having been in
+prison in Fort l'Evêcque, their ordinary place of confinement, by the
+order of the gentlemen of the chamber or the lieutenant of police; and
+it was in this way that Mdlle. Clairon bade farewell to the Comédie
+Française and gave up acting in 1765, when at the very height of her
+talent, and in the middle of her greatest dramatic triumphs." The
+incident here alluded to by Walpole was that "a critic named Fréron had
+libelled her in a journal to which he contributed; and, as she could not
+obtain justice, she applied to the Duc de Choiseul, the Prime Minister.
+Even he was unable to put her in the way of obtaining redress, and
+sought to pacify her by comparing her position to his own. 'I am,' said
+he, 'mademoiselle, like yourself, a public performer; with this
+difference in your favour, that you choose what parts you please, and
+are sure to be crowned with the applause of the public; for I reckon as
+nothing the bad taste of one or two wretched individuals who have the
+misfortune of not adoring you. I, on the other hand, am obliged to act
+the parts imposed on me by necessity. I am sure to please nobody; I am
+satirised, criticised, libelled, hissed; yet I continue to do my best.
+Let us both, then, sacrifice our little resentments and enmities to the
+public service, and serve our country, each in our own station. Besides,
+the Queen has condescended to forgive Fréron, and you may therefore,
+without compromising your dignity, imitate Her Majesty's clemency'"
+("Mem. de Bachaumont," i. 61). But Mdlle. was not to be pacified, nor to
+be persuaded to expose herself to a repetition of insult; but, though
+only forty-one, she retired from the stage for ever.]
+
+[Footnote 3: Quin was employed by the Princess of Wales to teach her son
+elocution, and when he heard how generally his young sovereign was
+praised for the grace and dignity of his delivery of his speech to his
+Parliament, he boasted, "Ah, it was I taught the boy to speak."]
+
+[Footnote 4: Garrick was not only a great actor, but also a great
+reformer of the stage. He seems to have excelled equally both in tragedy
+and comedy, which makes it natural to suppose that in some parts he may
+have been excelled by other actors; though he had no equal (and perhaps
+never has had) in both lines. He was also himself the author of several
+farces of more than average merit.]
+
+Lady Sophia Thomas has received the Baume de vie, for which she gives
+you a thousand thanks, and I ten thousand.
+
+We are extremely amused with the wonderful histories of your hyena[1] in
+the Gevaudan; but our fox-hunters despise you: it is exactly the
+enchanted monster of old romances. If I had known its history a few
+months ago, I believe it would have appeared in the "Castle of
+Otranto,"--the success of which has, at last, brought me to own it,
+though the wildness of it made me terribly afraid; but it was
+comfortable to have it please so much, before any mortal suspected the
+author: indeed, it met with too much honour far, for at first it was
+universally believed to be Mr. Gray's. As all the first impression is
+sold, I am hurrying out another, with a new preface, which I will send
+you.
+
+[Footnote 1: A wolf of enormous size, and, in some respects, irregular
+conformation, which for a long time ravaged the Gevaudan; it was, soon
+after the date of this letter, killed, and Mr. Walpole saw it in Paris.]
+
+
+_RIOTS OF WEAVERS--MINISTERIAL CHANGES--FACTIOUS CONDUCT OF MR. PITT._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _May_ 25, 1765, _sent by way of Paris_.
+
+My last I think was of the 16th. Since that we have had events of almost
+every sort. A whole administration dismissed, taken again, suspended,
+confirmed; an insurrection; and we have been at the eve of a civil war.
+Many thousand Weavers rose, on a bill for their relief being thrown out
+of the House of Lords by the Duke of Bedford. For four days they were
+suffered to march about the town with colours displayed, petitioning the
+King, surrounding the House of Lords, mobbing and wounding the Duke of
+Bedford, and at last besieging his house, which, with his family, was
+narrowly saved from destruction. At last it grew a regular siege and
+blockade; but by garrisoning it with horse and foot literally, and
+calling in several regiments, the tumult is appeased. Lord Bute rashly
+taking advantage of this unpopularity of his enemies, advised the King
+to notify to his Ministers that he intended to dismiss them,--and by
+this step, no _succedaneum_ being prepared, reduced his Majesty to the
+alternative of laying his crown at the foot of Mr. Pitt, or of the Duke
+of Bedford; and as it proved at last, of both. The Duke of Cumberland
+was sent for, and was sent to Mr. Pitt, from whom, though offering
+almost _carte blanche_, he received a peremptory refusal. The next
+measure was to form a Ministry from the Opposition. Willing were they,
+but timid. Without Mr. Pitt nobody would engage. The King was forced to
+desire his old Ministers to stay where they were. They, who had rallied
+their very dejected courage, demanded terms, and hard ones
+indeed--_promise_ of never consulting Lord Bute, dismission of his
+brother, and the appointment of Lord Granby to be Captain-General--so
+soon did those tools of prerogative talk to their exalted sovereign in
+the language of the Parliament to Charles I.
+
+The King, rather than resign his sceptre on the first summons,
+determined to name his uncle Captain-General. Thus the commanders at
+least were ready on each side; but the Ministers, who by the Treaty of
+Paris showed how little military glory was the object of their ambition,
+having contented themselves with seizing St. James's without bloodshed.
+They gave up their General, upon condition Mr. Mackenzie and Lord
+Holland were sacrificed to them, and, tacitly, Lord Northumberland,
+whose government they bestow on Lord Weymouth without furnishing another
+place to the earl, as was intended for him. All this is granted. Still
+there are inexplicable riddles. In the height of negotiation, Lord
+Temple was reconciled to his brother George, and declares himself a fast
+friend to the late and present Ministry. What part Mr. Pitt will act is
+not yet known--probably not a hostile one; but here are fine seeds of
+division and animosity sown!
+
+I have thus in six words told you the matter of volumes. You must
+analyse them yourself, unless you have patience to wait till the
+consequences are the comment. Don't you recollect very similar passages
+in the time of Mr. Pelham, the Duke of Newcastle, Lord Granville, and
+Mr. Fox? But those wounds did not penetrate so deep as these! Here are
+all the great, and opulent noble families engaged on one side or the
+other. Here is the King insulted and prisoner, his Mother stigmatised,
+his Uncle affronted, his Favourite persecuted. It is again a scene of
+Bohuns, Montforts, and Plantagenets.
+
+While I am writing, I received yours of the 4th, containing the
+revolutions in the fabric and pictures of the palace Pitti. My dear sir,
+make no excuse; we each write what we have to write; and if our letters
+remain, posterity will read the catastrophes of St. James's and the
+Palace Pitti with equal indifference, however differently they affect
+you and me now. For my part, though agitated like Ludlow or my Lord
+Clarendon on the events of the day, I have more curiosity about Havering
+in the Bower, the jointure house of ancient royal dowagers, than about
+Queen Isabella herself. Mr. Wilkes, whom you mention, will be still more
+interested, when he hears that his friend Lord Temple has shaken hands
+with his foes Halifax and Sandwich; and I don't believe that any amnesty
+is stipulated for the exile. Churchill, Wilkes's poet, used to wish that
+he was at liberty to attack Mr. Pitt and Charles Townshend,--the moment
+is come, but Churchill is gone! Charles Townshend has got Lord Holland's
+place--and yet the people will again and again believe that nothing is
+intended but their interest.
+
+When I recollect all I have seen and known, I seem to be as old as
+Methuselah: indeed I was born in politics,--but I hope not to die in
+them. With all my experience, these last five weeks have taught me more
+than any other ten years; accordingly, a retreat is the whole scope of
+my wishes; but not yet arrived.
+
+Your amiable sister, Mrs. Foote, is settled in town; I saw her last
+night at the Opera with Lady Ailesbury. She is enchanted with
+Manzuoli--and you know her approbation is a test, who has heard all the
+great singers, learnt of all, and sings with as much taste as any of
+them. Adieu!
+
+
+_PROSPECTS OF OLD AGE WHEN JOINED TO GOUT._
+
+TO GEORGE MONTAGU, ESQ.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _July_ 28, 1765.
+
+The less one is disposed, if one has any sense, to talk of oneself to
+people that inquire only out of compliment, and do not listen to the
+answer, the more satisfaction one feels in indulging a self-complacency,
+by sighing to those that really sympathise with our griefs. Do not think
+it is pain that makes me give this low-spirited air to my letter. No, it
+is the prospect of what is to come, not the sensation of what is
+passing, that affects me. The loss of youth is melancholy enough; but to
+enter into old age through the gate of infirmity most disheartening. My
+health and spirits make me take but slight notice of the transition,
+and, under the persuasion of temperance being a talisman, I marched
+boldly on towards the descent of the hill, knowing I must fall at last,
+but not suspecting that I should stumble by the way. This confession
+explains the mortification I feel. A month's confinement to one who
+never kept his bed a day is a stinging lesson, and has humbled my
+insolence to almost indifference. Judge, then, how little I interest
+myself about public events. I know nothing of them since I came hither,
+where I had not only the disappointment of not growing better, but a bad
+return in one of my feet, so that I am still wrapped up and upon a
+couch. It was the more unlucky as Lord Hertford is come to England for a
+very few days. He has offered to come to me; but as I then should see
+him only for some minutes, I propose being carried to town to-morrow. It
+will be so long before I can expect to be able to travel, that my French
+journey will certainly not take place so soon as I intended, and if Lord
+Hertford goes to Ireland, I shall be still more fluctuating; for though
+the Duke and Duchess of Richmond will replace them at Paris, and are as
+eager to have me with them, I have had so many more years heaped upon me
+within this month, that I have not the conscience to trouble young
+people, when I can no longer be as juvenile as they are. Indeed I shall
+think myself decrepit, till I again saunter into the garden in my
+slippers and without my hat in all weathers,--a point I am determined to
+regain if possible; for even this experience cannot make me resign my
+temperance and my hardiness. I am tired of the world, its politics, its
+pursuits, and its pleasures; but it will cost me some struggles before I
+submit to be tender and careful. Christ! Can I ever stoop to the regimen
+of old age? I do not wish to dress up a withered person, nor drag it
+about to public places; but to sit in one's room, clothed warmly,
+expecting visits from folks I don't wish to see, and tended and nattered
+by relations impatient for one's death! Let the gout do its worse as
+expeditiously as it can; it would be more welcome in my stomach than in
+my limbs. I am not made to bear a course of nonsense and advice, but
+must play the fool in my own way to the last, alone with all my heart,
+if I cannot be with the very few I wished to see: but, to depend for
+comfort on others, who would be no comfort to me; this surely is not a
+state to be preferred to death: and nobody can have truly enjoyed the
+advantages of youth, health, and spirits, who is content to exist
+without the two last, which alone bear any resemblance to the first.
+
+You see how difficult it is to conquer my proud spirit: low and weak as
+I am, I think my resolution and perseverance will get the better, and
+that I shall still be a gay shadow; at least, I will impose any severity
+upon myself, rather than humour the gout, and sink into that indulgence
+with which most people treat it. Bodily liberty is as dear to me as
+mental, and I would as soon flatter any other tyrant as the gout, my
+Whiggism extending as much to my health as to my principles, and being
+as willing to part with life, when I cannot preserve it, as your uncle
+Algernon when his freedom was at stake. Adieu!
+
+
+_HAS REACHED PARIS--THE FRENCH OPERA--ILLNESS OF THE DAUPHIN--POPULARITY
+OF MR. HUME._
+
+TO THE RIGHT HON. LADY HERVEY.
+
+PARIS, _Sept._ 14, 1765.
+
+I am but two days old here, Madam, and I doubt I wish I was really so,
+and had my life to begin, to live it here. You see how just I am, and
+ready to make _amende honorable_ to your ladyship. Yet I have seen very
+little. My Lady Hertford has cut me to pieces, and thrown me into a
+caldron with tailors, periwig-makers, snuff-box-wrights, milliners, &c.,
+which really took up but little time; and I am come out quite new, with
+everything but youth. The journey recovered me with magic expedition. My
+strength, if mine could ever be called strength, is returned; and the
+gout going off in a minuet step. I will say nothing of my spirits, which
+are indecently juvenile, and not less improper for my age than for the
+country where I am; which, if you will give me leave to say it, has a
+thought too much gravity. I don't venture to laugh or talk nonsense, but
+in English.
+
+Madame Geoffrin came to town but last night, and is not visible on
+Sundays; but I hope to deliver your ladyship's letter and packet
+to-morrow. Mesdames d'Aiguillon, d'Egmont, and Chabot, and the Duc de
+Nivernois are all in the country. Madame de Boufflers is at l'Isle
+Adam, whither my Lady Hertford is gone to-night to sup, for the first
+time, being no longer chained down to the incivility of an ambassadress.
+She returns after supper; an irregularity that frightens me, who have
+not yet got rid of all my barbarisms. There is one, alas! I never shall
+get over--the dirt of this country: it is melancholy, after the purity
+of Strawberry! The narrowness of the streets, trees clipped to resemble
+brooms, and planted on pedestals of chalk, and a few other points, do
+not edify me. The French Opera, which I have heard to-night, disgusted
+me as much as ever; and the more for being followed by the Devin de
+Village, which shows that they can sing without cracking the drum of
+one's ear. The scenes and dances are delightful: the Italian comedy
+charming. Then I am in love with _treillage_ and fountains, and will
+prove it at Strawberry. Chantilly is so exactly what it was when I saw
+it above twenty years ago, that I recollected the very position of
+Monsieur le Duc's chair and the gallery. The latter gave me the first
+idea of mine; but, presumption apart, mine is a thousand times prettier.
+I gave my Lord Herbert's compliments to the statue of his friend the
+Constable; and, waiting some time for the concierge, I called out, _Où
+est Vatel_?
+
+In short, Madam, being as tired as one can be of one's own country,--I
+don't say whether this is much or little,--I find myself wonderfully
+disposed to like this. Indeed I wish I could wash it. Madame de Guerchy
+is all goodness to me; but that is not new. I have already been
+prevented by great civilities from Madame de Brentheim and my old
+friend Madame de Mirepoix; but am not likely to see the latter much, who
+is grown a most particular favourite of the King, and seldom from him.
+The Dauphin is ill, and thought in a very bad way. I hope he will live,
+lest the theatres should be shut up. Your ladyship knows I never trouble
+my head about royalties, farther than it affects my interest. In truth,
+the way that princes affect my interest is not the common way.
+
+I have not yet tapped the chapter of baubles, being desirous of making
+my revenues maintain me here as long as possible. It will be time enough
+to return to my Parliament when I want money.
+
+Mr. Hume, that is _the Mode_, asked much about your ladyship. I have
+seen Madame de Monaco, and think her very handsome, and extremely
+pleasing. The younger Madame d'Egmont, I hear, disputes the palm with
+her; and Madame de Brionne is not left without partisans. The nymphs of
+the theatres are _laides à faire peur_, which at my age is a piece of
+luck, like going into a shop of curiosities, and finding nothing to
+tempt one to throw away one's money.
+
+There are several English here, whether I will or not. I certainly did
+not come for them, and shall connect with them as little as possible.
+The few I value, I hope sometimes to hear of. Your ladyship guesses how
+far that wish extends. Consider, too, Madam, that one of my
+unworthinesses is washed and done away, by the confession I made in the
+beginning of my letter.
+
+
+_IS MAKING NEW FRIENDS IN PARIS--DECAY OF THE FRENCH STAGE--LE
+KAIN--DUMENIL--NEW FRENCH INCLINATION FOR PHILOSOPHY AND
+FREE-THINKING--GENERAL ADMIRATION OF HUME'S HISTORY AND RICHARDSON'S
+NOVELS._
+
+TO GEORGE MONTAGU, ESQ.
+
+PARIS, _Sept._ 22, 1765.
+
+The concern I felt at not seeing you before I left England, might make
+me express myself warmly, but I assure you it was nothing but concern,
+nor was mixed with a grain of pouting. I knew some of your reasons, and
+guessed others. The latter grieve me heartily; but I advise you to do as
+I do: when I meet with ingratitude, I take a short leave both of it and
+its host. Formerly I used to look out for indemnification somewhere
+else; but having lived long enough to learn that the reparation
+generally proved a second evil of the same sort, I am content now to
+skin over such wounds with amusements, which at least leave no scars. It
+is true, amusements do not always amuse when we bid them. I find it so
+here; nothing strikes me; everything I do is indifferent to me. I like
+the people very well, and their way of life very well; but as neither
+were my object, I should not much care if they were any other people, or
+it was any other way of life. I am out of England, and my purpose is
+answered.
+
+Nothing can be more obliging than the reception I meet with everywhere.
+It may not be more sincere (and why should it?) than our cold and bare
+civility; but it is better dressed, and looks natural; one asks no
+more. I have begun to sup in French houses, and as Lady Hertford has
+left Paris to-day, shall increase my intimacies. There are swarms of
+English here, but most of them are going, to my great satisfaction. As
+the greatest part are very young, they can no more be entertaining to me
+than I to them, and it certainly was not my countrymen that I came to
+live with. Suppers please me extremely; I love to rise and breakfast
+late, and to trifle away the day as I like. There are sights enough to
+answer that end, and shops you know are an endless field for me. The
+city appears much worse to me than I thought I remembered it. The French
+music as shocking as I knew it was. The French stage is fallen off,
+though in the only part I have seen Le Kain I admire him extremely. He
+is very ugly and ill made, and yet has an heroic dignity which Garrick
+wants, and great fire. The Dumenil I have not seen yet, but shall in a
+day or two. It is a mortification that I cannot compare her with the
+Clairon, who has left the stage. Grandval I saw through a whole play
+without suspecting it was he. Alas! four-and-twenty years make strange
+havoc with us mortals! You cannot imagine how this struck me! The
+Italian comedy, now united with their _opera comique_, is their most
+perfect diversion; but alas! harlequin, my dear favourite harlequin, my
+passion, makes me more melancholy than cheerful. Instead of laughing, I
+sit silently reflecting how everything loses charms when one's own youth
+does not lend it gilding! When we are divested of that eagerness and
+illusion with which our youth presents objects to us, we are but the
+_caput mortuum_ of pleasure.
+
+Grave as these ideas are, they do not unfit me for French company. The
+present tone is serious enough in conscience. Unluckily, the subjects of
+their conversation are duller to me than my own thoughts, which may be
+tinged with melancholy reflections, but I doubt from my constitution
+will never be insipid.
+
+The French affect philosophy, literature, and free-thinking: the first
+never did, and never will possess me; of the two others I have long been
+tired. Free-thinking is for one's self, surely not for society; besides
+one has settled one's way of thinking, or knows it cannot be settled,
+and for others I do not see why there is not as much bigotry in
+attempting conversions from any religion as to it. I dined to-day with a
+dozen _savans_, and though all the servants were waiting, the
+conversation was much more unrestrained, even on the Old Testament, than
+I would suffer at my own table in England, if a single footman was
+present. For literature, it is very amusing when one has nothing else to
+do. I think it rather pedantic in society; tiresome when displayed
+professedly; and, besides, in this country one is sure it is only the
+fashion of the day. Their taste in it is worst of all: could one believe
+that when they read our authors, Richardson and Mr. Hume should be their
+favourites? The latter is treated here with perfect veneration. His
+History, so falsified in many points, so partial in as many, so very
+unequal in its parts, is thought the standard of writing.
+
+In their dress and equipages they are grown very simple. We English are
+living upon their old gods and goddesses; I roll about in a chariot
+decorated with cupids, and look like the grandfather of Adonis.
+
+Of their parliaments and clergy I hear a good deal, and attend very
+little: I cannot take up any history in the middle, and was too sick of
+politics at home to enter into them here. In short, I have done with the
+world, and live in it rather than in a desert, like you. Few men can
+bear absolute retirement, and we English worst of all. We grow so
+humorsome, so obstinate and capricious, and so prejudiced, that it
+requires a fund of good-nature like yours not to grow morose. Company
+keeps our rind from growing too coarse and rough; and though at my
+return I design not to mix in public, I do not intend to be quite a
+recluse. My absence will put it in my power to take up or drop as much
+as I please. Adieu! I shall inquire about your commission of books, but
+having been arrived but ten days, have not yet had time. Need I say?--no
+I need not--that nobody can be more affectionately yours than, &c.
+
+
+_HIS PRESENTATION AT COURT--ILLNESS OF THE DAUPHIN--DESCRIPTION OF HIS
+THREE SONS._
+
+TO JOHN CHUTE, ESQ.
+
+PARIS, _Oct._ 3, 1765.
+
+I don't know where you are, nor when I am likely to hear of you. I write
+at random, and, as I talk, the first thing that comes into my pen.
+
+I am, as you certainly conclude, much more amused than pleased. At a
+certain time of life, sights and new objects may entertain one, but new
+people cannot find any place in one's affection. New faces with some
+name or other belonging to them, catch my attention for a minute--I
+cannot say many preserve it. Five or six of the women that I have seen
+already are very sensible. The men are in general much inferior, and not
+even agreeable. They sent us their best, I believe, at first, the Duc de
+Nivernois. Their authors, who by the way are everywhere, are worse than
+their own writings, which I don't mean as a compliment to either. In
+general, the style of conversation is solemn, pedantic, and seldom
+animated, but by a dispute. I was expressing my aversion to disputes:
+Mr. Hume, who very gratefully admires the tone of Paris, having never
+known any other tone, said with great surprise, "Why, what do you like,
+if you hate both disputes and whisk?"
+
+What strikes me the most upon the whole is, the total difference of
+manners between them and us, from the greatest object to the least.
+There is not the smallest similitude in the twenty-four hours. It is
+obvious in every trifle. Servants carry their lady's train, and put her
+into her coach with their hat on. They walk about the streets in the
+rain with umbrellas to avoid putting on their hats; driving themselves
+in open chaises in the country without hats, in the rain too, and yet
+often wear them in a chariot in Paris when it does not rain. The very
+footmen are powdered from the break of day, and yet wait behind their
+master, as I saw the Duc of Praslin's do, with a red pocket-handkerchief
+about their necks. Versailles, like everything else, is a mixture of
+parade and poverty, and in every instance exhibits something most
+dissonant from our manners. In the colonnades, upon the staircases, nay
+in the antechambers of the royal family, there are people selling all
+sorts of wares. While we were waiting in the Dauphin's sumptuous
+bedchamber, till his dressing-room door should be opened, two fellows
+were sweeping it, and dancing about in sabots to rub the floor.
+
+You perceive that I have been presented. The Queen took great notice of
+me; none of the rest said a syllable. You are let into the King's
+bedchamber just as he has put on his shirt; he dresses and talks
+good-humouredly to a few, glares at strangers, goes to mass, to dinner,
+and a-hunting. The good old Queen, who is like Lady Primrose in the
+face, and Queen Caroline in the immensity of her cap, is at her
+dressing-table, attended by two or three old ladies, who are languishing
+to be in Abraham's bosom, as the only man's bosom to whom they can hope
+for admittance. Thence you go to the Dauphin, for all is done in an
+hour. He scarce stays a minute; indeed, poor creature, he is a ghost,
+and cannot possibly last three months. The Dauphiness is in her
+bedchamber, but dressed and standing; looks cross, is not civil, and has
+the true Westphalian grace and accents. The four Mesdames, who are
+clumsy plump old wenches, with a bad likeness to their father, stand in
+a bedchamber in a row, with black cloaks and knotting-bags, looking
+good-humoured, not knowing what to say, and wriggling as if they wanted
+to make water. This ceremony too is very short; then you are carried to
+the Dauphin's three boys, who you may be sure only bow and stare. The
+Duke of Berry[1] looks weak and weak-eyed: the Count de Provence is a
+fine boy; the Count d'Artois well enough. The whole concludes with
+seeing the Dauphin's little girl dine, who is as round and as fat as a
+pudding.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Duc de Berri was afterwards Louis XVI.; the Comte de
+Provence became Louis XVIII.; and the Comte d'Artois, Charles X.]
+
+In the Queen's antechamber we foreigners and the foreign ministers were
+shown the famous beast of the Gevaudan, just arrived, and covered with a
+cloth, which two chasseurs lifted up. It is an absolute wolf, but
+uncommonly large, and the expression of agony and fierceness remains
+strongly imprinted on its dead jaws.
+
+I dined at the Duc of Praslin's with four-and-twenty ambassadors and
+envoys, who never go but on Tuesdays to Court. He does the honours
+sadly, and I believe nothing else well, looking important and empty. The
+Duc de Choiseul's face, which is quite the reverse of gravity, does not
+promise much more. His wife is gentle, pretty, and very agreeable. The
+Duchess of Praslin, jolly, red-faced, looking very vulgar, and being
+very attentive and civil. I saw the Duc de Richelieu in waiting, who is
+pale, except his nose, which is red, much wrinkled, and exactly a
+remnant of that age which produced General Churchill, Wilks the player,
+the Duke of Argyll, &c. Adieu!
+
+
+_SUPPER PARTIES AT PARIS--WALPOLE WRITES A LETTER FROM LE ROI DE PRUSSE
+À MONSIEUR ROUSSEAU._
+
+TO THE HON. H.S. CONWAY.
+
+PARIS, _Jan._ 12, 1766.
+
+I have received your letter by General Vernon, and another, to which I
+have writ an answer, but was disappointed of a conveyance I expected.
+You shall have it with additions, by the first messenger that goes; but
+I cannot send it by the post, as I have spoken very freely of some
+persons you name, in which we agree thoroughly. These few lines are only
+to tell you I am not idle in writing to you.
+
+I almost repent having come hither; for I like the way of life and many
+of the people so well, that I doubt I shall feel more regret at leaving
+Paris than I expected. It would sound vain to tell you the honours and
+distinctions I receive, and how much I am in fashion; yet when they come
+from the handsomest women in France, and the most respectable in point
+of character, can one help being a little proud? If I was twenty years
+younger, I should wish they were not quite so respectable. Madame de
+Brionne, whom I have never seen, and who was to have met me at supper
+last night at the charming Madame d'Egmont's, sent me an invitation by
+the latter for Wednesday next. I was engaged, and hesitated. I was told,
+"Comment! savez-vous que c'est qu'elle ne feroit pas pour toute la
+France?" However, lest you should dread my returning a perfect old
+swain, I study my wrinkles, compare myself and my limbs to every plate
+of larks I see, and treat my understanding with at least as little
+mercy. Yet, do you know, my present fame is owing to a very trifling
+composition, but which has made incredible noise. I was one evening at
+Madame Geoffrin's joking on Rousseau's affectations and contradictions,
+and said some things that diverted them. When I came home, I put them
+into a letter, and showed it next day to Helvetius and the Duc de
+Nivernois; who were so pleased with it, that after telling me some
+faults in the language, which you may be sure there were, they
+encouraged me to let it be seen. As you know I willingly laugh at
+mountebanks, _political_ or literary, let their talents be ever so
+great, I was not averse. The copies have spread like wild-fire; _et me
+voici à la mode_! I expect the end of my reign at the end of the week
+with great composure. Here is the letter:--
+
+LE ROI DE PRUSSE A MONSIEUR ROUSSEAU.[1]
+
+MON CHER JEAN JACQUES,
+
+Vous avez renoncé à Génève votre patrie; vous vous êtes fait chasser de
+la Suisse, pays tant vanté dans vos écrits; la France vous a décreté.
+Venez donz chez moi; j'admire vos talens; je m'amuse de vos rêveries,
+qui (soit dit en passant) vous occupent trop, et trop long tems. Il faut
+à la fin être sage et heureux. Vous avez fait assez parler de vous par
+des singularités peu convenables à un véritable grand homme. Démontrez à
+vos ennemis que vous pouvez avoir quelquefois le sens commun: cela les
+fachera, sans vous faire tort. Mes états vous offrent une retraite
+paisible; je vous veux du bien, et je vous en ferai, si vous le trouvez
+bon. Mais si vous vous obstiniez à rejetter mons secours, attendez-vous
+que je ne le dirai à personne. Si vous persistez à vous creuser
+l'esprit pour trouver de nouveaux malheurs, choisissez les tels que vous
+voudrez. Je suis roi, je puis vous en procurer au gré de vos souhaits:
+et ce qui sûrement ne vous arrivera pas vis à vis de vos ennemis, je
+cesserai de vous persecuter quand vous cesserez de mettre votre gloire à
+l'être.
+
+Votre bon ami,
+
+FRÉDÉRIC.
+
+[Footnote 1: Rousseau was always ready to believe in plots to mortify
+and injure him; and he was so much annoyed by this composition of
+Walpole's, that, shortly after his arrival in England, he addressed the
+following letter to _The London Chronicle_:--
+
+"WOOTTON [IN DERBYSHIRE], _March_ 3, 1766
+
+"You have failed, Sir, in the respect which every private person owes to
+a crowned head, in attributing publicly to the King of Prussia a letter
+full of extravagance and malignity, of which, for those very reasons,
+you ought to have known he could not be the author. You have even dared
+to transcribe his signature, as if you had seen him write it with his
+own hand. I inform you, Sir, that the letter was fabricated at Paris,
+and what rends my heart is that the impostor has accomplices in England.
+You owe to the King of Prussia, to truth, and to me to print the letter
+which I write to you, and which I sign, as an atonement for a fault with
+which you would doubtless reproach yourself severely, if you knew to
+what a dark transaction you have rendered yourself an accessory. I
+salute you, Sir, very sincerely,
+
+"ROUSSEAU."]
+
+The Princesse de Ligne, whose mother was an Englishwoman, made a good
+observation to me last night. She said, "Je suis roi, je puis vous
+procurer de malheurs," was plainly the stroke of an English pen. I
+said, then I had certainly not well imitated the character in which I
+wrote. You will say I am a bold man to attack both Voltaire and
+Rousseau. It is true; but I shoot at their heel, at their vulnerable
+part.
+
+I beg your pardon for taking up your time with these trifles. The day
+after to-morrow we go in cavalcade with the Duchess of Richmond to her
+audience; I have got my cravat and shammy shoes. Adieu!
+
+
+_A CONSTANT ROUND OF AMUSEMENTS--A GALLERY OF FEMALE PORTRAITS--MADAME
+GEOFFRIN--MADAME DU DEFFAND--MADAME DE MIREPOIX--MADAME DE
+BOUFFLERS--MADAME DE ROCHFORT--THE MARÉCHALE DE LUXEMBURG--THE DUCHESSE
+DE CHOISEUL--AN OLD FRENCH DANDY--M. DE MAUREPAS--POPULARITY OF HIS
+LETTER TO ROUSSEAU._
+
+TO MR. GRAY.
+
+PARIS, _Jan._ 25, 1766.
+
+I am much indebted to you for your kind letter and advice; and though it
+is late to thank you for it, it is at least a stronger proof that I do
+not forget it. However, I am a little obstinate, as you know, on the
+chapter of health, and have persisted through this Siberian winter in
+not adding a grain to my clothes, and going open-breasted without an
+under waistcoat. In short, though I like extremely to live, it must be
+in my own way, as long as I can: it is not youth I court, but liberty;
+and I think making oneself tender is issuing a _general warrant_
+against one's own person. I suppose I shall submit to confinement when I
+cannot help it; but I am indifferent enough to life not to care if it
+ends soon after my prison begins.
+
+I have not delayed so long to answer your letter, from not thinking of
+it, or from want of matter, but from want of time. I am constantly
+occupied, engaged, amused, till I cannot bring a hundredth part of what
+I have to say into the compass of a letter. You will lose nothing by
+this: you know my volubility, when I am full of new subjects; and I have
+at least many hours of conversation for you at my return. One does not
+learn a whole nation in four or five months; but, for the time, few, I
+believe, have seen, studied, or got so much acquainted with the French
+as I have.
+
+By what I said of their religious or rather irreligious opinions, you
+must not conclude their people of quality atheists--at least, not the
+men. Happily for them, poor souls! they are not capable of going so far
+into thinking. They assent to a great deal, because it is the fashion,
+and because they don't know how to contradict. They are ashamed to
+defend the Roman Catholic religion, because it is quite exploded; but I
+am convinced they believe it in their hearts. They hate the Parliaments
+and the philosophers, and are rejoiced that they may still idolise
+royalty. At present, too, they are a little triumphant: the Court has
+shown a little spirit, and the Parliaments much less: but as the Duc de
+Choiseul, who is very fluttering, unsettled, and inclined to the
+philosophers, has made a compromise with the Parliament of Bretagne, the
+Parliaments might venture out again, if, as I fancy will be the case,
+they are not glad to drop a cause, of which they began to be a little
+weary of the inconveniences.
+
+The generality of the men, and more than the generality are dull and
+empty. They have taken up gravity, thinking it was philosophy and
+English, and so have acquired nothing in the room of their natural
+levity and cheerfulness. However, as their high opinion of their own
+country remains, for which they can no longer assign any reason, they
+are contemptuous and reserved, instead of being ridiculously,
+consequently pardonably, impertinent. I have wondered, knowing my own
+countrymen, that we had attained such a superiority. I wonder no longer,
+and have a little more respect for English _heads_ than I had.
+
+The women do not seem of the same country: if they are less gay than
+they were, they are more informed, enough to make them very conversable.
+I know six or seven with very superior understandings; some of them with
+wit, or with softness, or very good sense.
+
+[Illustration: THOMAS GRAY, THE POET.
+
+_From a drawing in the National Portrait Gallery by James Basire, after
+a sketch by Gray's friend and biographer, the Rev. William Mason._]
+
+Madame Geoffrin, of whom you have heard much, is an extraordinary woman,
+with more common sense than I almost ever met with. Great quickness in
+discovering characters, penetration in going to the bottom of them, and
+a pencil that never fails in a likeness--seldom a favourable one. She
+exacts and preserves, spite of her birth and their nonsensical
+prejudices about nobility, great court and attention. This she acquires
+by a thousand little arts and offices of friendship: and by a freedom
+and severity, which seem to be her sole end of drawing a concourse to
+her; for she insists on scolding those she inveigles to her. She has
+little taste and less knowledge, but protects artisans and authors, and
+courts a few people to have the credit of serving her dependents. She
+was bred under the famous Madame Tencin,[1] who advised her never to
+refuse any man; for, said her mistress, though nine in ten should not
+care a farthing for you, the tenth may live to be an useful friend. She
+did not adopt or reject the whole plan, but fully retained the purport
+of the maxim. In short, she is an epitome of empire, subsisting by
+rewards and punishments. Her great enemy, Madame du Deffand,[2] was for
+a short time mistress of the Regent, is now very old and stoneblind, but
+retains all her vivacity, wit, memory, judgment, passions, and
+agreeableness. She goes to Operas, Plays, suppers, and Versailles; gives
+suppers twice a week; has everything new read to her; makes new songs
+and epigrams, ay, admirably, and remembers every one that has been made
+these four-score years. She corresponds with Voltaire, dictates charming
+letters to him, contradicts him, is no bigot to him or anybody, and
+laughs both at the clergy and the philosophers. In a dispute, into which
+she easily falls, she is very warm, and yet scarce ever in the wrong:
+her judgment on every subject is as just as possible; on every point of
+conduct as wrong as possible: for she is all love and hatred, passionate
+for her friends to enthusiasm, still anxious to be loved, I don't mean
+by lovers, and a vehement enemy, but openly. As she can have no
+amusement but conversation, the least solitude and _ennui_ are
+insupportable to her, and put her into the power of several worthless
+people, who eat her suppers when they can eat nobody's of higher rank;
+wink to one another and laugh at her; hate her because she has forty
+times more parts--and venture to hate her because she is not rich.[3]
+She has an old friend whom I must mention, a Monsieur Pondeveyle, author
+of the "Fatpuni," and the "Complaisant," and of those pretty novels, the
+"Comte de Cominge," the "Siege of Calais," and "Les Malheurs de
+l'Amour." Would you not expect this old man to be very agreeable? He can
+be so, but seldom is: yet he has another very different and very
+amusing talent, the art of parody, and is unique in his kind. He
+composes tales to the tunes of long dances: for instance, he has adapted
+the Regent's "Daphnis and Chloe" to one, and made it ten times more
+indecent; but is so old, and sings it so well, that it is permitted in
+all companies. He has succeeded still better in _les caractères de la
+danse_, to which he has adapted words that express all the characters of
+love. With all this he has not the least idea of cheerfulness in
+conversation; seldom speaks but on grave subjects, and not often on
+them; is a humourist, very supercilious, and wrapt up in admiration of
+his own country, as the only judge of his merit. His air and look are
+cold and forbidding; but ask him to sing, or praise his works, his eyes
+and smiles open and brighten up. In short, I can show him to you: the
+self-applauding poet in Hogarth's Rake's Progress, the second print, is
+so like his very features and very wig, that you would know him by it,
+if you came hither--for he certainly will not go to you.
+
+[Footnote 1: _"The famous Mme. Tencin._" "Infamous" would be more
+appropriate. She had been the mistress of Dubois, and was the mother of
+D'Alembert.]
+
+[Footnote 2: His description of her on first making her acquaintance was
+not altogether complimentary. In a letter of the preceding October he
+calls her "an old blind debauchée of wit." In fact, she had been one of
+the mistresses of the Regent, Duc d'Orléans, and at first his chief
+inducement to court her society was to hear anecdotes of the Regent. But
+gradually he became so enamoured of her society that he kept up an
+intimacy with her till her death in 1783. There must be allowed to be
+much delicate perception and delineation of character in this
+description of the French fine ladies of the time.]
+
+[Footnote 3: To the above portrait of Madame du Deffand it may be useful
+to subjoin the able development of her character which appeared in the
+_Quarterly Review_ for May, 1811, in its critique on her Letters to
+Walpole:--"This lady seems to have united the lightness of the French
+character with the solidity of the English. She was easy and volatile,
+yet judicious and acute; sometimes profound and sometimes superficial.
+She had a wit playful, abundant, and well-toned; an admirable conception
+of the ridiculous, and great skill in exposing it; a turn for satire,
+which she indulged, not always in the best-natured manner, yet with
+irresistible effect; powers of expression varied, appropriate, flowing
+from the source, and curious without research; a refined taste for
+letters, and a judgment both of men and books in a high degree
+enlightened and accurate."]
+
+Madame de Mirepoix's understanding is excellent of the useful kind, and
+can be so when she pleases of the agreeable kind. She has read, but
+seldom shows it, and has perfect taste. Her manner is cold, but very
+civil; and she conceals even the blood of Lorraine, without ever
+forgetting it. Nobody in France knows the world better, and nobody is
+personally so well with the King. She is false, artful, and insinuating
+beyond measure when it is her interest, but indolent and a coward. She
+never had any passion but gaming, and always loses. For ever paying
+court, the sole produce of a life of art is to get money from the King
+to carry on a course of paying debts or contracting new ones, which she
+discharges as fast as she is able. She advertised devotion to get made
+_dame du palais_ to the Queen; and the very next day this Princess of
+Lorraine was seen riding backwards with Madame Pompadour in the latter's
+coach. When the King was stabbed, and heartily frightened, the mistress
+took a panic too, and consulted D'Argenson, whether she had not best
+make off in time. He hated her, and said, By all means. Madame de
+Mirepoix advised her to stay. The King recovered his spirits, D'Argenson
+was banished,[1] and La Maréchale inherited part of the mistress's
+credit.--I must interrupt my history of illustrious women with an
+anecdote of Monsieur de Maurepas, with whom I am much acquainted, and
+who has one of the few heads which approach to good ones, and who
+luckily for us was disgraced, and the marine dropped, because it was his
+favourite object and province. He employed Pondeveyle to make a song on
+the Pompadour: it was clever and bitter, and did not spare even Majesty.
+This was Maurepas absurd enough to sing at supper at Versailles.
+Banishment ensued; and lest he should ever be restored, the mistress
+persuaded the King that he had poisoned her predecessor Madame de
+Chateauroux. Maurepas is very agreeable, and exceedingly cheerful; yet I
+have seen a transient silent cloud when politics are talked of.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Comte d'Argenson was Minister at War.]
+
+Madame de Boufflers, who was in England, is a _savante_, mistress of the
+Prince of Conti, and very desirous of being his wife. She is two women,
+the upper and the lower. I need not tell you that the lower is gallant,
+and still has pretensions. The upper is very sensible, too, and has a
+measured eloquence that is just and pleasing--but all is spoiled by an
+unrelaxed attention to applause. You would think she was always sitting
+for her picture to her biographer.
+
+Madame de Rochfort is different from all the rest. Her understanding is
+just and delicate; with a finesse of wit that is the result of
+reflection. Her manner is soft and feminine, and though a _savante_,
+without any declared pretensions. She is the _decent_ friend of Monsieur
+de Nivernois; for you must not believe a syllable of what you read in
+their novels. It requires the greatest curiosity, or the greatest
+habitude, to discover the smallest connexion between the sexes here. No
+familiarity, but under the veil of friendship, is permitted, and Love's
+dictionary is as much prohibited, as at first sight one should think his
+ritual was. All you hear, and that pronounced with _nonchalance_, is,
+that _Monsieur un tel_ has had _Madame une telle_.
+
+The Duc de Nivernois has parts, and writes at the top of the mediocre,
+but, as Madame Geoffrin says, is _manqué par tout; guerrier manqué,
+ambassadeur manqué, homme d'affaires manqué_, and _auteur manque_--no,
+he is not _homme de naissance manqué_. He would think freely, but has
+some ambition of being governor to the Dauphin, and is more afraid of
+his wife and daughter, who are ecclesiastic fagots. The former
+out-chatters the Duke of Newcastle; and the latter, Madame de Gisors,
+exhausts Mr. Pitt's eloquence in defence of the Archbishop of Paris.
+Monsieur de Nivernois lives in a small circle of dependent admirers, and
+Madame de Rochfort is high-priestess for a small salary of credit.
+
+The Duchess of Choiseul, the only young one of these heroines, is not
+very pretty, but has fine eyes, and is a little model in waxwork, which
+not being allowed to speak for some time as incapable, has a hesitation
+and modesty, the latter of which the Court has not cured, and the former
+of which is atoned for by the most interesting sound of voice, and
+forgotten in the most elegant turn and propriety of expression. Oh! it
+is the gentlest, amiable, civil little creature that ever came out of a
+fairy egg! so just in its phrases and thoughts, so attentive and
+good-natured! Everybody loves it but its husband, who prefers his own
+sister the Duchesse de Granmont, an Amazonian, fierce, haughty dame, who
+loves and hates arbitrarily, and is detested. Madame de Choiseul,
+passionately fond of her husband, was the martyr of this union, but at
+last submitted with a good grace; has gained a little credit with him,
+and is still believed to idolize him. But I doubt it--she takes too much
+pains to profess it.
+
+I cannot finish my list without adding a much more common character--but
+more complete in its kind than any of the foregoing, the Maréchale de
+Luxembourg. She has been very handsome, very abandoned, and very
+mischievous. Her beauty is gone, her lovers are gone, and she thinks the
+devil is coming. This dejection has softened her into being rather
+agreeable, for she has wit and good-breeding; but you would swear, by
+the restlessness of her person and the horrors she cannot conceal, that
+she had signed the compact, and expected to be called upon in a week for
+the performance.
+
+I could add many pictures, but none so remarkable. In those I send you
+there is not a feature bestowed gratis or exaggerated. For the beauties,
+of which there are a few considerable, as Mesdames de Brionne, de
+Monaco, et d'Egmont, they have not yet lost their characters, nor got
+any.
+
+You must not attribute my intimacy with Paris to curiosity alone. An
+accident unlocked the doors for me. That _passe-par-tout_ called the
+fashion has made them fly open--and what do you think was that
+fashion?--I myself. Yes, like Queen Eleanor in the ballad, I sunk at
+Charing Cross, and have risen in the Fauxbourg St. Germain. A
+_plaisanterie_ on Rousseau, whose arrival here in his way to you brought
+me acquainted with many anecdotes conformable to the idea I had
+conceived of him, got about, was liked much more than it deserved,
+spread like wild-fire, and made me the subject of conversation.
+Rousseau's devotees were offended. Madame de Boufflers, with a tone of
+sentiment, and the accents of lamenting humanity, abused me heartily,
+and then complained to myself with the utmost softness. I acted
+contrition, but had liked to have spoiled all, by growing dreadfully
+tired of a second lecture from the Prince of Conti, who took up the
+ball, and made himself the hero of a history wherein he had nothing to
+do. I listened, did not understand half he said (nor he either), forgot
+the rest, said Yes when I should have said No, yawned when I should have
+smiled, and was very penitent when I should have rejoiced at my pardon.
+Madame de Boufflers was more distressed, for he owned twenty times more
+than I had said: she frowned, and made him signs; but she had wound up
+his clack, and there was no stopping it. The moment she grew angry, the
+lord of the house grew charmed, and it has been my fault if I am not at
+the head of a numerous sect; but, when I left a triumphant party in
+England, I did not come here to be at the head of a fashion. However, I
+have been sent for about like an African prince, or a learned
+canary-bird, and was, in particular, carried by force to the Princess of
+Talmond,[1] the Queen's cousin, who lives in a charitable apartment in
+the Luxembourg, and was sitting on a small bed hung with saints and
+Sobieskis, in a corner of one of those vast chambers, by two blinking
+tapers. I stumbled over a cat and a footstool in my journey to her
+presence. She could not find a syllable to say to me, and the visit
+ended with her begging a lap-dog. Thank the Lord! though this is the
+first month, it is the last week of my reign; and I shall resign my
+crown with great satisfaction to a _bouillie_ of chestnuts, which is
+just invented, and whose annals will be illustrated by so many
+indigestions, that Paris will not want anything else these three weeks.
+I will enclose the fatal letter[2] after I have finished this enormous
+one; to which I will only add, that nothing has interrupted my Sévigné
+researches but the frost. The Abbé de Malesherbes has given me full
+power to ransack Livry. I did not tell you, that by great accident, when
+I thought on nothing less, I stumbled on an original picture of the
+Comte de Grammont. Adieu! You are generally in London in March; I shall
+be there by the end of it.[3]
+
+[Footnote 1: The Princess of Talmond was born in Poland, and said to be
+allied to the Queen, Marie Leczinska, with whom she came to France, and
+there married a prince of the house of Bouillon.]
+
+[Footnote 2: The letter from the King of Prussia to Rousseau.--WALPOLE.]
+
+[Footnote 3: Gray, in reference to this letter, writes thus to Dr.
+Wharton, on the 5th of March:--"Mr. Walpole writes me now and then a
+long and lively letter from Paris, to which place he went the last
+summer, with the gout upon him; sometimes in his limbs; often in his
+stomach and head. He has got somehow well (not by means of the climate,
+one would think) goes to all public places, sees all the best company,
+and is very much in fashion. He says he sunk, like Queen Eleanor, at
+Charing Cross, and has risen again at Paris. He returns again in April;
+but his health is certainly in a deplorable state."--_Works by Mitford_,
+vol. iv. p. 79.]
+
+
+_SITUATION OF AFFAIRS IN ENGLAND--CARDINAL YORK--DEATH OF STANILAUS
+LECZINSKI, EX-KING OF POLAND._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+PARIS, _Feb._ 29, 1766.
+
+I have received your letters very regularly, and though I have not sent
+you nearly so many, yet I have not been wanting to our correspondence,
+when I have had anything particular to say, or knew what to say. The
+Duke of Richmond has been gone to England this fortnight; he had a
+great deal of business, besides engagements here; and if he has failed
+writing, at least I believe he received yours. Mr. Conway, I suppose,
+has received them too, but not to my knowledge; for I have received but
+one from him this age. He has had something else to do than to think of
+Pretenders, and pretenders to pretensions. It has been a question (and a
+question scarcely decided yet) not only whether he and his friends
+should remain Ministers, but whether we should not draw the sword on our
+colonies, and provoke them and the manufacturers at home to rebellion.
+The goodness of Providence, or Fortune by its permission, has
+interposed, and I hope prevented blood; though George Grenville and the
+Duke of Bedford, who so mercifully checked our victories, in compassion
+to France, grew heroes the moment there was an opportunity of conquering
+our own brethren. It was actually moved by them and their banditti to
+send troops to America. The stout Earl of Bute, who is never afraid when
+not personally in danger, joined his troops to his ancient friends, late
+foes, and now new allies. Yet this second race of Spaniards, so fond of
+gold and thirsting after American blood, were routed by 274; their whole
+force amounting but to 134. The Earl, astonished at this defeat, had
+recourse to that kind of policy which Machiavel recommends in his
+chapter of _back-stairs_. Caesar himself disavowed his Ministers, and
+declared he had not been for the repeal, and that his servants had used
+his name without his permission. A paper was produced to his eyes,
+which proved this denial an equivocation. The Ministers, instead of
+tossing their places into the middle of the closet, as I should have
+done, had the courage and virtue to stand firm, and save both Europe and
+America from destruction.
+
+At that instant, who do you think presented himself as Lord Bute's
+guardian angel? only one of his bitterest enemies: a milk-white angel
+[Duke of York], white even to his eyes and eyelashes, very purblind, and
+whose tongue runs like a fiddlestick. You have seen this divinity, and
+have prayed to it for a Riband. Well, this god of love became the god of
+politics, and contrived meetings between Bute, Grenville, and Bedford;
+but, what happens to highwaymen _after_ a robbery, happened to them
+_before_; they quarrelled about the division of the plunder, before they
+had made the capture--and thus, when the last letters came away, the
+repeal was likely to pass in both houses, and tyranny once more
+despairs.
+
+This is the quintessence of the present situation in England. To how
+many _North Britons_, No. 45, will that wretched Scot furnish matter?
+But let us talk of your _Cardinal Duke of York_[1]: so his folly has
+left his brother in a worse situation than he took him up! _York_ seems
+a title fated to sit on silly heads--or don't let us talk of him; he is
+not worth it.
+
+[Footnote 1: Cardinal York was the younger brother of Charles Edward. He
+lived in Italy; and, after the death of his brother, assumed the title
+of King of England as Henry IX. After the confiscation of the greater
+part of the Papal revenues by Napoleon, his chief means of livelihood
+was a pension of £4,000 a year allowed him by George IV. out of his
+private purse.]
+
+I am so sorry for the death of Lady Hillsborough, as I suppose Mr.
+Skreene is glad of his consort's departure. She was a common creature,
+bestowed on the public by Lord Sandwich. Lady Hillsborough had sense and
+merit, and is a great loss to her family. By letters hither, we hear
+miserable accounts of poor Sir James Macdonald; pray let him know that I
+have written to him, and how much I am concerned for his situation.
+
+This Court is plunged into another deep mourning for the death of old
+Stanislaus,[1] who fell into the fire; it caught his night-gown and
+burnt him terribly before he got assistance. His subjects are in
+despair, for he was a model of goodness and humanity; uniting or rather
+creating, generosity from economy. The Poles had not the sense to
+re-elect him, after his virtues were proved, they who had chosen him
+before they knew him. I am told such was the old man's affection for his
+country, and persuasion that he ought to do all the good he could, that
+he would have gone to Poland if they had offered him the crown. He has
+left six hundred thousand livres, and a _rente viagere_ of forty
+thousand crowns to the Queen, saved from the sale of his Polish estates,
+from his pension of two millions, and from his own liberality. His
+buildings, his employment of the poor, his magnificence, and his
+economy, were constant topics of admiration. Not only the court-tables
+were regularly and nobly served, but he treated, and defrayed his old
+enemy's grand-daughter, the Princess Christina, on her journey hither to
+see her sister the Dauphiness. When mesdames his grand-daughters made
+him an unexpected visit, he was so disturbed for fear it should derange
+his finances, which he thought were not in advance, that he shut himself
+up for an hour with his treasurer, to find resources; was charmed to
+know he should not run in debt, and entertained them magnificently. His
+end was calm and gay, like his life, though he suffered terribly, and he
+said so extraordinary a life could not finish in a common way. To a lady
+who had set her ruffle on fire, and scorched her arm about the same
+time, he said, "Madame, nous brulons du même feu." The poor Queen had
+sent him the very night-gown that occasioned his death: he wrote to her,
+"C'étoit pour me tenir chaud, mais il m'a tenu trop chaud."
+
+[Footnote 1: Stanislaus Leczinski was the father of the queen of Louis
+XV. On the conclusion of peace between France and the Empire it was
+arranged that the Duke of Lorraine should exchange that duchy for
+Tuscany, and that Lorraine should be allotted to Stanislaus, with a
+reversion to his daughter and to France after his death.]
+
+Yesterday we had the funeral oration on the Dauphin; and are soon to
+have one on Stanislaus. It is a noble subject; but if I had leisure, I
+would compose a grand funeral oration on the number of princes dead
+within these six months. What fine pictures, contrasts, and comparisons
+they would furnish! The Duke of Parma and the King of Denmark reigning
+virtuously with absolute power! The Emperor at the head of Europe, and
+encompassed with mimic Roman eagles, tied to the apron-strings, of a
+bigoted and jealous virago. The Dauphin cultivating virtues under the
+shade of so bright a crown, and shining only at the moment that he was
+snatched from the prospect of empire. The old Pretender wasting away in
+obscurity and misfortune, after surviving the Duke of Cumberland, who
+had given the last blow to the hopes of his family; and Stanislaus
+perishing by an accident,--he who had swam over the billows raised by
+Peter the Great and Charles XII., and reigning, while his successor and
+second of his name was reigning on his throne. It is not taking from the
+funereal part to add, that when so many good princes die, the Czarina is
+still living!
+
+The public again thinks itself on the eve of a war, by the recall of
+Stahremberg, the Imperial Minister. It seems at least to destroy the
+expectation of a match between the youngest Archduchess and the Dauphin,
+which it was thought Stahremberg remained here to bring about. I like
+your Great Duke for feeling the loss of his Minister. It is seldom that
+a young sovereign misses a governor before he tastes the fruits of his
+own incapacity.
+
+_March_ 1_st_.
+
+We have got more letters from England, where the Ministers are still
+triumphant. They had a majority of 108 on the day that it was voted to
+bring in a bill to repeal the Stamp Act. George Grenville's ignorance
+and blunders were displayed to his face and to the whole world; he was
+hissed through the Court of Requests, where Mr. Conway was huzza'd. It
+went still farther for Mr. Pitt, whom the mob accompanied home with "Io
+Pitts!" This is new for an opposition to be so unpopular. Adieu!
+
+
+_SINGULAR RIOT IN MADRID--CHANGES IN THE FRENCH MINISTRY--INSURRECTIONS
+IN THE PROVINCES._
+
+TO THE HON. H.S. CONWAY.
+
+PARIS, _April_ 8, 1766.
+
+I sent you a few lines by the post yesterday with the first accounts of
+the insurrections at Madrid.[1] I have since seen Stahremberg, the
+imperial minister,[2] who has had a courier from thence; and if Lord
+Rochford has not sent one, you will not be sorry to know more
+particulars. The mob disarmed the Invalids; stopped all coaches, to
+prevent Squillaci's[3] flight; and meeting the Duke de Medina Celi,
+forced him and the Duke d'Arcos to carry their demands to the King. His
+most frightened Majesty granted them directly; on which his highness the
+people despatched a monk with their demands in writing, couched in four
+articles: the diminution of the gabel on bread and oil; the revocation
+of the ordonnance on hats and cloaks; the banishment of Squillaci; and
+the abolition of some other tax, I don't know what. The King signed
+all; yet was still forced to appear in a balcony, and promise to observe
+what he had granted. Squillaci was sent with an escort to Carthagena, to
+embark for Naples, and the first commissioner of the treasury appointed
+to succeed him; which does not look much like observation of the
+conditions. Some say Ensenada is recalled, and that Grimaldi is in no
+good odour with the people. If the latter and Squillaci are dismissed,
+we get rid of two enemies.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Spanish Government had taken on itself to regulate
+dress, and to introduce French fashions into Madrid--an innovation so
+offensive to Spanish pride, that it gave rise to a formidable
+insurrection, of which the populace took advantage to demand the removal
+of some obnoxious taxes.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Prince Stahremberg was the imperial ambassador at Madrid.]
+
+[Footnote 3: Signor Squillaci, an Italian, was the Spanish Prime
+Minister.]
+
+The tumult ceased on the grant of the demands; but the King retiring
+that night to Aranjuez, the insurrection was renewed the next morning,
+on pretence that this flight was a breach of the capitulation. The
+people seized the gates of the capital, and permitted nobody to go out.
+In this state were things when the courier came away. The ordonnance
+against going in disguise looks as if some suspicions had been
+conceived; and yet their confidence was so great as not to have two
+thousand guards in the town. The pitiful behaviour of the Court makes
+one think that the Italians were frightened, and that the Spanish part
+of the ministry were not sorry it took that turn. As I suppose there is
+no great city in Spain which has not at least a bigger bundle of
+grievances than the capital, one shall not wonder if the pusillanimous
+behaviour of the King encourages them to redress themselves too.
+
+There is what is called a change of the ministry here; but it is only a
+crossing over and figuring in. The Duc de Praslin has wished to retire
+for some time; and for this last fortnight there has been much talk of
+his being replaced by the Duc d'Aiguillon, the Duc de Nivernois, &c.;
+but it is plain, though not believed till _now_, that the Duc de
+Choiseul is all-powerful. To purchase the stay of his cousin Praslin, on
+whom he can depend, and to leave no cranny open, he has ceded the marine
+and colonies to the Duc de Praslin, and taken the foreign and military
+department himself. His cousin is, besides, named _chef du conseil des
+finances_; a very honourable, very dignified, and very idle place, and
+never filled since the Duc de Bethune had it. Praslin's hopeful cub, the
+Viscount, whom you saw in England last year, goes to Naples; and the
+Marquis de Durfort to Vienna--a cold, dry, proud man, with the figure
+and manner of Lord Cornbury.
+
+Great matters are expected to-day from the Parliament, which
+re-assembles. A _mousquetaire_, his piece loaded with a _lettre de
+cachet_, went about a fortnight ago to the notary who keeps the
+parliamentary registers, and demanded them. They were refused--but given
+up, on the _lettre de cachet_ being produced. The Parliament intends to
+try the notary for breach of trust, which I suppose will make his
+fortune; though he has not the merit of perjury, like Carteret Webb.
+
+There have been insurrections at Bourdeaux and Toulouse on the militia,
+and twenty-seven persons were killed at the latter; but both are
+appeased. These things are so much in vogue, that I wonder the French do
+not dress _à la révolte_. The Queen is in a very dangerous way. This
+will be my last letter; but I am not sure I shall set out before the
+middle of next week. Yours ever.
+
+
+_THE BATH GUIDE--SWIFT'S CORRESPONDENCE._
+
+TO GEORGE MONTAGU, ESQ.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _June_ 20, 1766.
+
+I don't know when I shall see you, but therefore must not I write to
+you? yet I have as little to say as may be. I could cry through a whole
+page over the bad weather. I have but a lock of hay, you know, and I
+cannot get it dry, unless I bring it to the fire. I would give
+half-a-crown for a pennyworth of sun. It is abominable to be ruined in
+coals in the middle of June.
+
+What pleasure have you to come! there is a new thing published, that
+will make you burst your cheeks with laughing. It is called the "New
+Bath Guide."[1] It stole into the world, and for a fortnight no soul
+looked into it, concluding its name was its true name. No such thing. It
+is a set of letters in verse, in all kind of verses, describing the life
+at Bath, and incidentally everything else; but so much wit, so much
+humour, fun, and poetry, so much originality, never met together before.
+Then the man has a better ear than Dryden or Handel. _Apropos_ to
+Dryden, he has burlesqued his St. Cecilia, that you will never read it
+again without laughing. There is a description of a milliner's box in
+all the terms of landscape, _painted lawns and chequered shades_, a
+Moravian ode, and a Methodist ditty, that are incomparable, and the best
+names that ever were composed. I can say it by heart, though a quarto,
+and if I had time would write it you down; for it is not yet reprinted,
+and not one to be had.
+
+[Footnote 1: By Christopher Anstey. "Have you read the 'New Bath Guide'?
+It is the only thing in fashion, and is a new and original kind of
+humour. Miss Prue's conversation I doubt you will paste down, as Sir W.
+St. Quintyn did before he carried it to his daughter; yet I remember you
+all read 'Crazy Tales' without pasting" (_Gray to Wharton.--Works by
+Mitford_, vol. iv. p. 84).]
+
+There are two new volumes, too, of Swift's Correspondence, that will not
+amuse you less in another way, though abominable, for there are letters
+of twenty persons now alive; fifty of Lady Betty Germain, one that does
+her great honour, in which she defends her friend my Lady Suffolk, with
+all the spirit in the world,[1] against that brute, who hated everybody
+that he hoped would get him a mitre, and did not. There is one to his
+Miss Vanhomrigh, from which I think it plain he lay with her,
+notwithstanding his supposed incapacity, yet not doing much honour to
+that capacity, for he says he can drink coffee but once a week, and I
+think you will see very clearly what he means by coffee. His own journal
+sent to Stella during the four last years of the Queen, is a fund of
+entertainment. You will see his insolence in full colours, and, at the
+same time, how daily vain he was of being noticed by the Ministers he
+affected to treat arrogantly. His panic at the Mohocks is comical; but
+what strikes one, is bringing before one's eyes the incidents of a
+curious period. He goes to the rehearsal of "Cato," and says the _drab_
+that acted Cato's daughter could not say her part. This was only Mrs.
+Oldfield. I was saying before George Selwyn, that this journal put me in
+mind of the present time, there was the same indecision, irresolution,
+and want of system; but I added, "There is nothing new under the sun."
+"No," said Selwyn, "nor under the grandson."
+
+[Footnote 1: The letter dated Feb. 8, 1732-3.]
+
+My Lord Chesterfield has done me much honour: he told Mrs. Anne Pitt
+that he would subscribe to any politics I should lay down. When she
+repeated this to me, I said, "Pray tell him I have laid down politics."
+
+I am got into puns, and will tell you an excellent one of the King of
+France, though it does not spell any better than Selwyn's. You must have
+heard of Count Lauragais, and his horse-race, and his quacking his horse
+till he killed it.[1] At his return the King asked him what he had been
+doing in England? "Sire, j'ai appris à penser"--"Des chevaux?"[2]
+replied the King. Good night! I am tired and going to bed. Yours ever.
+
+[Footnote 1: In a previous letter Walpole mentioned that the Count and
+the English Lord Forbes had had a race, which the Count lost; and that,
+as his horse died the following night, surgeons were employed to open
+the body, and they declared he had been poisoned. "The English," says
+Walpole, "suspect that a groom, who, I suppose, had been reading Livy or
+Demosthenes, poisoned it on patriotic principles to secure victory to
+his country. The French, on the contrary, think poison as common as oats
+or beans in the stables at Newmarket. In short, there is no impertinence
+which they have not uttered; and it has gone so far that two nights ago
+it was said that the King had forbidden another race which was appointed
+for Monday between the Prince de Nassau and a Mr. Forth, to prevent
+national animosities."]
+
+[Footnote 2: Louis pretending to think he had said _pansen_.]
+
+
+_BATH--WESLEY._
+
+TO JOHN CHUTE, ESQ.
+
+BATH, _Oct._ 10, 1766.
+
+I am impatient to hear that your charity to me has not ended in the gout
+to yourself--all my comfort is, if you have it, that you have good Lady
+Brown to nurse you.[1]
+
+[Footnote 1: In a letter of the preceding week he mentions having gone
+to Bath to drink the waters there, but "is disappointed in the city.
+Their new buildings, that are so admired, look like a collection of
+little hospitals. The rest is detestable, and all crammed together, and
+surrounded with perpendicular hills that have no beauty. The river [the
+Avon] is paltry enough to be the Seine or the Tiber. Oh! how unlike my
+lovely Thames!"]
+
+My health advances faster than my amusement. However, I have been to one
+opera, Mr. Wesley's. They have boys and girls with charming voices, that
+sing hymns, in parts, to Scotch ballad tunes; but indeed so long, that
+one would think they were already in eternity, and knew how much time
+they had before them. The chapel is very neat, with true Gothic windows
+(yet I am not converted); but I was glad to see that luxury is creeping
+in upon them before persecution: they have very neat mahogany stands for
+branches, and brackets of the same in taste. At the upper end is a broad
+_hautpas_ of four steps, advancing in the middle: at each end of the
+broadest part are two of _my_ eagles, with red cushions for the parson
+and clerk. Behind them rise three more steps, in the midst of which is a
+third eagle for pulpit. Scarlet armed chairs to all three. On either
+hand, a balcony for elect ladies. The rest of the congregation sit on
+forms. Behind the pit, in a dark niche, is a plain table within rails;
+so you see the throne is for the apostle. Wesley is a lean elderly man,
+fresh-coloured, his hair smoothly combed, but with a _soupçon_ of curl
+at the ends. Wondrous clean, but as evidently an actor as Garrick. He
+spoke his sermon, but so fast, and with so little accent, that I am sure
+he has often uttered it, for it was like a lesson. There were parts and
+eloquence in it; but towards the end he exalted his voice, and acted
+very ugly enthusiasm; decried learning, and told stories, like Latimer,
+of the fool of his college, who said, "I _thanks_ God for everything."
+Except a few from curiosity, and _some honourable women_, the
+congregation was very mean. There was a Scotch Countess of Buchan, who
+is carrying a pure rosy vulgar face to heaven, and who asked Miss Rich,
+if that was _the author of the poets_. I believe she meant me and the
+"Noble Authors."
+
+The Bedfords came last night. Lord Chatham was with me yesterday two
+hours; looks and walks well, and is in excellent political spirits.
+
+
+_MINISTERIAL DIFFICULTIES--RETURN OF LORD CLIVE._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _July_ 20, 1767.
+
+You have heard enough, even in the late reign, of our
+_interministeriums_, not to be surprised that the present lasts so
+long. I am not writing now to tell you it is at an end; but I thought
+you might grow impatient.
+
+The Parliament was scarcely separated when a negotiation was begun with
+the Bedfords, through Lord Gower; with a view to strengthen the remains
+of Administration by that faction,[1] but with no intention of including
+George Grenville, who is more hated at Court than he is even in other
+places. After some treaty, Lord Gower, much against his will, I believe,
+was forced to bring word, that there was no objection made by his
+friends to the Treasury remaining in the Duke of Grafton; that Grenville
+would support without a place; but Lord Temple (who the deuce thought of
+Lord Temple?) insisted on equal power, as he had demanded with Lord
+Chatham. There was no end of that treaty! Another was then begun with
+Lord Rockingham. He pleaded want of strength in his party, and he might
+have pleaded almost every other want--and asked if he might talk to the
+Bedfords. Yes! he might talk to whom he pleased, but the King insisted
+on keeping the Chancellor, "and me," said the Duke of Grafton; but
+added, that for himself, he was very willing to cede the Treasury to his
+Lordship. Away goes the Marquis to Woburn; and, to charm the King more,
+negotiates with both Grenvilles too. These last, who had demanded
+everything of the Crown, were all submission to the Marquis, and yet
+could not dupe him so fast as he tried to be duped. Oh! all, all were
+ready to stay out, or turn their friends in, or what he pleased. He took
+this for his own talents in negotiation, came back highly pleased, and
+notified his success. The Duke of Grafton wrote to him that the King
+meant they should come in, _to extend and strengthen his
+Administration_. Too elated with his imaginary power, the Marquis
+returned an answer, insolently civil to the Duke, and not commonly
+decent for the place it was to be carried to. It said, that his Lordship
+had laid it down for a principle of the treaty, that the present
+Administration was at an end. That supposed, _he_ was ready to _form_ a
+comprehensive Ministry, but first must talk to the King.
+
+[Footnote 1: The difficulties were caused by Lord Chatham's illness. He,
+though Prime Minister, only held the office of Lord Privy Seal, the Duke
+of Grafton being First Lord of the Treasury; consequently, when Lord
+Chatham became incapable of transacting any business whatever, even of
+signing a resignation of his office, the Duke became the Prime Minister,
+and continued so for three years.]
+
+Instead of such an answer as such a _remonstrance_ deserved, a very
+prudent reply was made. The King approved the idea of a comprehensive
+Administration: he desired to unite the hearts of _all_ his subjects: he
+meant to exclude men of no denomination attached to his person and
+government; it was such a Ministry that _he_ intended to _appoint_. When
+his Lordship should have _formed a plan_ on such views, his Majesty
+would be ready to receive it from him. The great statesman was wofully
+puzzled on receiving this message. However, he has summoned his new
+allies to assist in composing a scheme or list. When they bring it, how
+they will bring it formed, or whether they will ever bring it, the Lord
+knows. There the matter rests at present. If the Marquis does not alter
+his tone, he sinks for ever, and from being the head of a separate band,
+he must fall into the train of Grenville, the man whom he and his
+friends opposed on all the arbitrary acts of that Ministry, and whom
+they have irremissibly offended by repealing his darling Stamp Act.
+_Apropos_, America is pacified, and the two factions cannot join to fish
+in troubled waters, there, at least.
+
+Lord Clive[1] is arrived, has brought a million for himself, two diamond
+drops worth twelve thousand pounds for the Queen, a scimitar dagger, and
+other matters, covered with brilliants, for the King, and worth
+twenty-four thousand more. These _baubles_ are presents from the deposed
+and imprisoned Mogul, whose poverty can still afford to give such
+bribes. Lord Clive refused some overplus, and gave it to some widows of
+officers: it amounted to ninety thousand pounds. He has _reduced_ the
+appointments of the Governor of Bengal to thirty-two thousand pounds a
+year; and, what is better, has left such a chain of forts and
+distribution of troops as will entirely secure possession of the
+country--till we lose it. Thus having composed the Eastern and Western
+worlds, we are at leisure to kick and cuff for our own little island,
+which is great satisfaction; and I don't doubt but my Lord Temple hopes
+that we shall be so far engaged before France and Spain are ripe to
+meddle with us, that when they do come, they will not be able to
+re-unite us.
+
+[Footnote 1: It is hardly necessary to point out that this is the taker
+of Arcot, the victor of Plassey, and even now second to none but Warren
+Hastings in the splendid roll of Governors-General.]
+
+Don't let me forget to tell you, that of all the friends you have shot
+flying, there is no one whose friendship for you is so little dead as
+Lord Hillsborough's. He spoke to me earnestly about your Riband the
+other day, and said he had pressed to have it given to you. Write and
+thank him. You have missed one by Lord Clive's returning alive, unless
+he should give a hamper of diamonds for the Garter.
+
+Well! I have remembered every point but one--and see how he is
+forgotten! Lord Chatham! He was pressed to come forth and set the
+Administration on its legs again. He pleaded total incapacity; grew
+worse and grows better. Oh! how he ought to dread recovering!
+
+Mr. Conway resigns the day after to-morrow. I hope in a week to tell you
+something more positive than the uncertainties in this letter.
+Good-night.
+
+
+_DEATH OF CHARLES TOWNSHEND AND OF THE DUKE OF YORK--WHIST THE NEW
+FASHION IN FRANCE._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+PARIS, _Sept._ 27, 1767.
+
+Since you insist on my writing from hence, I will; I intended to defer
+it a few days longer, as I shall set out on my return this day
+se'nnight.
+
+Within the five weeks of my being here, there have happened three
+deaths, which certainly nobody expected six weeks ago. Yet, though the
+persons were all considerable, their loss will make little impression on
+the state of any affairs.
+
+Monsieur de Guerchy returned from his embassy with us about a month
+before my arrival. He had been out of order some time, and had taken
+waters, yet seeing him so often I had perceived no change, till I was
+made to remark it, and then I did not think it considerable. On my
+arrival, I was shocked at the precipitate alteration. He was emaciated,
+yellow, and scarcely able to support himself. A fever came on in ten
+days, mortification ensued, and carried him off. It is said that he had
+concealed and tampered indiscreetly with an old complaint, acquired
+before his marriage. This was his radical death; I doubt, vexation and
+disappointment fermented the wound. Instead of the duchy he hoped, his
+reception was freezing. He was a frank, gallant gentleman; universally
+beloved with us; hated I believe by nobody, and by no means inferior in
+understanding to many who affected to despise his abilities.
+
+But our comet is set too! Charles Townshend[1] is dead. All those parts
+and fire are extinguished; those volatile salts are evaporated; that
+first eloquence of the world is dumb! that duplicity is fixed, that
+cowardice terminated heroically. He joked on death as naturally as he
+used to do on the living, and not with the affectation of philosophers,
+who wind up their works with sayings which they hope to have remembered.
+With a robust person he had always a menacing constitution. He had had a
+fever the whole summer, recovered as it was thought, relapsed, was
+neglected, and it turned to an incurable putrid fever.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mr. Townshend was Chancellor of the Exchequer; and he
+might have been added by Lord Macaulay to his list of men whom their
+eloquence had caused to be placed in offices for which they were totally
+unfit; for he had not only no special knowledge of finance, but he was
+one of the most careless and incautious of mankind, even in his oratory.
+In that, however, after the retirement of Lord Chatham, he seems to have
+had no rival in either house but Mr. Burke. It was to his heedless
+resumption of Grenville's plan of taxing our colonies in North America
+that our loss of them was owing. In his "Memoirs of the Reign of George
+III." Walpole gives the following description of him: "Charles
+Townshend, who had studied nothing with accuracy or attention, had parts
+that embraced all knowledge with such quickness that he seemed to create
+knowledge, instead of searching for it; and, ready as Burke's wit was,
+it appeared artificial when set by that of Townshend, which was so
+abundant that in him it seemed a loss of time to think. He had but to
+speak, and all he said was new, natural, and yet uncommon. If Burke
+replied extempore, his very answers that sprang from what had been said
+by others were so pointed and artfully arranged that they wore the
+appearance of study and preparation; like beautiful translations, they
+seemed to want the soul of the original author. Townshend's speeches,
+like the 'Satires' of Pope, had a thousand times more sense and meaning
+than the majestic blank verse of Pitt; and yet the latter, like Milton,
+stalked with a conscious dignity of pre-eminence, and fascinated his
+audience with that respect which always attends the pompous but often
+hollow idea of the sublime." Burke, too, in one of his speeches on
+American affairs, utters a still warmer panegyric on his character and
+abilities, while lamenting his policy and its fruits: "I speak of
+Charles Townshend, officially the reproducer of this fatal scheme [the
+taxation of the colonies], whom I cannot, even now, remember without
+some degree of sensibility. In truth, Sir, he was the delight and
+ornament of this House, and the charm of every private society which he
+honoured with his presence. Perhaps there never arose in this country,
+nor in any country, a man of a more pointed and finished wit, and (where
+his passions were not concerned) of a more refined, exquisite, and
+penetrating judgment. If he had not so great a stock, as some have had
+who flourished formerly, of knowledge long treasured up, he knew better
+by far than any man I was ever acquainted with how to bring together
+within a short time all that was necessary to establish, to illustrate,
+and to decorate that side of the question he supported. He stated his
+matter skillfully and powerfully. He particularly excelled in a most
+luminous explanation and display of his subject. His style of argument
+was neither trite nor vulgar, nor subtle and abstruse. He hit the House
+between wind and water; and, not being troubled with too anxious a zeal
+for any matter in question, he was never more tedious nor more earnest
+than the preconceived opinions and present temper of his hearers
+required, with whom he was always in perfect unison. He conformed
+exactly to the temper of the House; and he seemed to lead because he was
+always sure to follow it."]
+
+The Opposition expected that the loss of this essential pin would loosen
+the whole frame; but it had been hard, if both his life and death were
+to be pernicious to the Administration. He had engaged to betray the
+latter to the former, as I knew early, and as Lord Mansfield has since
+declared. I therefore could not think the loss of him a misfortune. His
+seals were immediately offered to Lord North,[1] who declined them. The
+Opposition rejoiced; but they ought to have been better acquainted with
+one educated in their own school. Lord North has since accepted the
+seals--and the reversion of his father's pension.
+
+[Footnote 1: Lord North succeeded Townshend as Chancellor of the
+Exchequer; and, when the Duke of Grafton retired, he became First Lord
+of the Treasury also, and continued to hold both offices till the spring
+of 1782.]
+
+While that eccentric genius, Charles Townshend, whom no system could
+contain, is whirled out of existence, our more artificial meteor, Lord
+Chatham, seems to be wheeling back to the sphere of business--at least
+his health is declared to be re-established; but he has lost his
+adorers, the mob, and I doubt the wise men will not travel after his
+light.
+
+You, my dear Sir, will be most concerned for the poor Duke of York,[1]
+who has ended his silly, good-humoured, troublesome career, in a piteous
+manner. He had come to the camp at Compiègne, without his brother's
+approbation, but had been received here not only with every proper mark
+of distinction, but with the utmost kindness. He had succeeded, too, was
+attentive, civil, obliging, lively, pleased, and very happy in his
+replies. Charmed with a Court so lively in comparison of the monastic
+scene at home, he had promised to return for Fontainebleau, and then
+scampered away as fast as he could ride or drive all round the South of
+France, intending to visit a lady at Genoa, with whom he was in love,
+whenever he had a minute's time. The Duc de Villars gave him a ball at
+his country-house, between Aix and Marseilles; the Duke of York danced
+at it all night as hard as if it made part of his road, and then in a
+violent sweat, and without changing his linen, got into his postchaise.
+At Marseilles the scene changed. He arrived in a fever, and found among
+his letters, which he had ordered to meet him there, one from the King
+his brother, forbidding him to go to Compiègne, by the advice of the
+Hereditary Prince. He was struck with this letter, which he had
+ignorantly disobeyed, and by the same ignorance had not answered. He
+proceeded, however, on his journey, but grew so ill that his gentlemen
+carried him to Monaco, where he arrived on the third, and languished
+with great suffering until the seventeenth. He behaved with the most
+perfect tranquillity and courage, made a short will, and the day before
+he died dictated to Colonel St. John, a letter to the King, in which he
+begged his forgiveness for every instance in which he had offended him,
+and entreated his favour to his servants. He would have particularly
+recommended St. John, but the young man said handsomely, "Sir, if the
+letter were written by your Royal Highness yourself, it would be most
+kind to me; but I cannot name myself." The Prince of Monaco, who
+happened to be on the spot, was unbounded in his attentions to him, both
+of care and honours; and visited him every hour till the Duke grew too
+weak to see him. Two days before he died the Duke sent for the Prince,
+and thanked him. The Prince burst into tears and could not speak, and
+retiring, begged the Duke's officers to prevent his being sent for
+again, for the shock was too great. They made as magnificent a coffin
+and pall for him as the time and place would admit, and in the evening
+of the 17th the body was embarked on board an English ship, which
+received the corpse with military honours, the cannon of the town
+saluting it with the same discharge as is paid to a Marshal of France.
+St. John and Morrison embarked with the body, and Colonel Wrottesley
+passed through here with the news. The poor lad was in tears the whole
+time he stayed....
+
+[Footnote 1: The Duke of York was the King's younger brother.]
+
+You tell me of the French playing at whist;[1] why, I found it
+established when I was last here. I told them they were very good to
+imitate us in anything, but that they had adopted the two dullest things
+we have, Whist and Richardson's Novels.
+
+[Footnote 1: Walpole here speaks of whist as a game of but new
+introduction in Paris, though it had been for some time established with
+us. And the great authority on that scientific and beautiful game, the
+late Mr. James Clay, writing about twenty years ago, fixes "thirty or
+more years" before that date as the time when first "we began to hear of
+the great Paris players. There was," he says, "a wide difference between
+their system and our own," the special distinction being that "the
+English player of the old school never thought of winning the game until
+he saw that it was saved; the French player never thought of saving the
+game until he saw that he could not win it;" and "if forced to take his
+choice between these systems carried to their extremes." Mr. Clay
+"would, without hesitation, prefer the game of rash attack" (that is,
+the French system) "to that of over-cautious defence." And he assigns to
+a French player, M. Des Chapelles, "the credit of being the finest
+whist-player, beyond any comparison, the world has ever seen."]
+
+So you and the Pope are going to have the Emperor! Times are a little
+altered; no Guelphs and Ghibellines[1] now. I do not think the Caesar of
+the day will hold his Holiness's stirrup[2] while he mounts his palfrey.
+Adieu!
+
+[Footnote 1: "_Guelfs and Ghibellines._" These two names were first
+heard in the latter part of the twelfth century, to distinguish the
+partisans of the Emperor and the Pope. "The Guelfs or Welfs were the
+ancestors of Henry the Proud, who, through his mother, represented the
+ancient Dukes of Saxony. The word Ghibelin is derived from Wibelung, a
+town in Franconia, from which the emperors of that time are said to nave
+sprung. The house of Swabia were considered in Germany as representing
+that of Franconia" (Hallam, "Middle Ages," ii. p. 101).]
+
+[Footnote 2: "_His Holiness's stirrup._" This refers to the humiliation
+imposed on the Emperor Frederic Barbarossa by Pope Alexander III., as
+related by Byron in his note on "Childe Harold," c. iv. st. 12.]
+
+
+_SOME NEW POEMS OF GRAY--WALPOLE'S "HISTORIC DOUBTS"--BOSWELL'S
+"CORSICA."_
+
+TO MR. GRAY.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _Feb._ 18, 1768.
+
+You have sent me a long and very obliging letter, and yet I am extremely
+out of humour with you. I saw _Poems_ by _Mr. Gray_ advertised: I called
+directly at Dodsley's to know if this was to be more than a new edition?
+He was not at home himself, but his foreman told me he thought there
+were some new pieces, and notes to the whole. It was very unkind, not
+only to go out of town without mentioning them to me, without showing
+them to me, but not to say a word of them in this letter. Do you think I
+am indifferent, or not curious about what you write? I have ceased to
+ask you, because you have so long refused to show me anything. You could
+not suppose I thought that you never write. No; but I concluded you did
+not intend, at least yet, to publish what you had written. As you did
+intend it, I might have expected a month's preference. You will do me
+the justice to own that I had always rather have seen your writings than
+have shown you mine; which you know are the most hasty trifles in the
+world, and which though I may be fond of the subject when fresh, I
+constantly forget in a very short time after they are published. This
+would sound like affectation to others, but will not to you. It would be
+affected, even to you, to say I am indifferent to fame. I certainly am
+not, but I am indifferent to almost anything I have done to acquire it.
+The greater part are mere compilations; and no wonder they are, as you
+say, incorrect, when they are commonly written with people in the room,
+as "Richard"[1] and the "Noble Authors" were. But I doubt there is a
+more intrinsic fault in them: which is, that I cannot correct them. If I
+write tolerably, it must be at once; I can neither mend nor add. The
+articles of Lord Capel and Lord Peterborough, in the second edition of
+the "Noble Authors," cost me more trouble than all the rest together:
+and you may perceive that the worst part of "Richard," in point of ease
+and style, is what relates to the papers you gave me on Jane Shore,
+because it was tacked on so long afterwards, and when my impetus was
+chilled. If some time or other you will take the trouble of pointing out
+the inaccuracies of it, I shall be much obliged to you: at present I
+shall meddle no more with it. It has taken its fate: nor did I mean to
+complain. I found it was condemned indeed beforehand, which was what I
+alluded to. Since publication (as has happened to me before) the success
+has gone beyond my expectation.
+
+[Footnote 1: He is here alluding to his own very clever essay, entitled
+"Historic Doubts on the Life and Reign of Richard III." It failed to
+convince Hume; but can hardly be denied to be a singularly acute
+specimen of historical criticism. It does not, indeed, prove Richard to
+have been innocent of all the crimes imputed to him; but it proves
+conclusively that much of the evidence by which the various charges are
+supported is false. In an earlier letter he mentions having first made
+"a discovery, one of the most marvellous ever made. In short, it is the
+original Coronation Roll of Richard, by which it appears that very
+magnificent robes were ordered for Edward V., and that he did or was to
+walk at his uncle's coronation." The letter, from which this passage is
+an extract, was to a certain extent an answer to one from Gray, who,
+while praising the ingenuity of his arguments, avowed himself still
+unconvinced by them.]
+
+Not only at Cambridge, but here, there have been people wise enough to
+think me too free with the King of Prussia! A newspaper has talked of my
+known inveteracy to him. Truly, I love him as well as I do most kings.
+The greater offence is my reflection on Lord Clarendon. It is forgotten
+that I had overpraised him before. Pray turn to the new State Papers,
+from which, _it is said_, he composed his history. You will find they
+are the papers from which he did _not_ compose his history. And yet I
+admire my Lord Clarendon more than these pretended admirers do. But I do
+not intend to justify myself. I can as little satisfy those who complain
+that I do not let them know what _really did_ happen. If this inquiry
+can ferret out any truth, I shall be glad. I have picked up a few more
+circumstances. I now want to know what Perkin Warbeck's Proclamation
+was, which Speed in his history says is preserved by Bishop Leslie. If
+you look in Speed perhaps you will be able to assist me.
+
+The Duke of Richmond and Lord Lyttelton agree with you, that I have not
+disculpated Richard of the murder of Henry VI. I own to you, it is the
+crime of which in my own mind I believe him most guiltless. Had I
+thought he committed it, I should never have taken the trouble to
+apologize for the rest. I am not at all positive or obstinate on your
+other objections, nor know exactly what I believe on many points of this
+story. And I am so sincere, that, except a few notes hereafter, I shall
+leave the matter to be settled or discussed by others. As you have
+written much too little, I have written a great deal too much, and think
+only of finishing the two or three other things I have begun--and of
+those, nothing but the last volume of Painters is designed for the
+present public. What has one to do when turned fifty, but really think
+of _finishing_?
+
+I am much obliged and flattered by Mr. Mason's approbation, and
+particularly by having had almost the same thought with him. I said,
+"People need not be angry at my excusing Richard; I have not diminished
+their fund of hatred, I have only transferred it from Richard to Henry."
+Well, but I have found you close with Mason--No doubt, cry prating I,
+something will come out....[1]
+
+[Footnote 1: "_Something will come out._" Walpole himself points out in
+a note that this is a quotation from Pope: "I have found him close with
+Swift." "Indeed?" "No doubt, (Cries prating Balbus) something will come
+out" (Prologue to the "Satires").]
+
+Pray read the new Account of Corsica.[1] What relates to Paoli will
+amuse you much. There is a deal about the island and its divisions that
+one does not care a straw for. The author, Boswell, is a strange being,
+and, like Cambridge, has a rage of knowing anybody that ever was talked
+of. He forced himself upon me at Paris in spite of my teeth and my
+doors, and I see has given a foolish account of all he could pick up
+from me about King Theodore.[2] He then took an antipathy to me on
+Rousseau's account, abused me in the newspapers, and exhorted Rousseau
+to do so too: but as he came to see me no more, I forgave all the rest.
+I see he now is a little sick of Rousseau himself; but I hope it will
+not cure him of his anger to me. However, his book will I am sure
+entertain you.
+
+[Footnote 1: Boswell, Dr. Johnson's celebrated biographer, had taken
+great interest in the affairs of Corsica, which, in this year (1768),
+Choiseul, the Prime Minister of France, had bought of Genoa, to which
+State it had long belonged. Paoli was a Corsican noble, who had roused
+his countrymen to throw off the domination of Genoa; and, on the arrival
+of French troops to take possession of their purchase, he made a
+vigorous resistance to the French General, the Comte de Marboeuf; but
+eventually he was overpowered, and forced to fly. He took refuge in
+England, where George III. granted him a pension, which he enjoyed till
+his death in 1807, when he was buried in Westminster Abbey. One of his
+relations was M. Charles Buonaparte, the father of Napoleon, who was
+only prevented from accompanying him in his abandonment of Corsica by
+the persuasion of his uncle, the Archdeacon of Ajaccio. Boswell, who was
+apt to be enthusiastic in his hero-worship and anxiety for new
+acquaintances (whom, it must be admitted, he commonly chose with
+judgement, if with little dignity), introduced him to Johnson, who also
+conceived a high regard for him, and on one occasion remarked that "he
+had the loftiest port of any man he had ever seen."]
+
+[Footnote 2: After several outbreaks within a few years, the Corsicans
+in 1736 embarked in a revolt so formal and complete that they
+altogether threw off their allegiance to Genoa, and chose as their king
+Theodore Neuhof, a Westphalian baron. But Cardinal Fleury, the French
+Prime Minister, from a belief that Theodore was an instrument of
+Walpole, lent the Genoese a force of three thousand men, which at last
+succeeded in crushing the insurrection and expelling Theodore. (See the
+Editor's "France under the Bourbons," iii. 157.) Theodore is one of the
+six ex-kings whom, in Voltaire's "Candide," his hero met at a hotel in
+Venice during the carnival, when he gave a melancholy account of his
+reverse of fortune. "He had been called 'Your Majesty;' now he can
+hardly find any one to call him 'Sir.' He had coined money; now he has
+not a penny of his own. He had had two Secretaries of State; now he has
+but one valet. He had sat on a throne; but since that time he had laid
+on straw in a London prison." In fact, his state was so doleful, that
+the other ex-kings subscribed twenty sequins apiece to buy him some
+coats and shirts ("Candide," c. 26).]
+
+I will add but a word or two more. I am criticised for the expression
+_tinker up_ in the preface. Is this one of those that you object to? I
+own I think such a low expression, placed to ridicule an absurd instance
+of wise folly, very forcible. Replace it with an elevated word or
+phrase, and to my conception it becomes as flat as possible.
+
+George Selwyn says I may, if I please, write Historic Doubts on the
+present Duke of G[loucester] too. Indeed, they would be doubts, for I
+know nothing certainly.
+
+Will you be so kind as to look into Leslie "De Rebus Scotorum," and see
+if Perkin's Proclamation is there, and if there, how authenticated. You
+will find in Speed my reason for asking this. I have written in such a
+hurry, I believe you will scarce be able to read my letter--and as I
+have just been writing French, perhaps the sense may not be clearer than
+the writing. Adieu!
+
+
+_WILKES IS RETURNED M.P. FOR MIDDLESEX--RIOTS IN LONDON--VIOLENCE OF
+THE MOB._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _Thursday, March_ 31, 1768.
+
+I have received your letter, with the extract of that from Mr.
+Mackenzie. I do not think any honours will be bestowed yet. The Peerages
+are all postponed to an indefinite time. If you are in a violent hurry,
+you may petition the ghosts of your neighbours--Masaniello and the
+Gracchi. The spirit of one of them walks here; nay, I saw it go by my
+window yesterday, at noon, in a hackney chair.
+
+_Friday._
+
+I was interrupted yesterday. The ghost is laid for a time in a red sea
+of port and claret. The spectre is the famous Wilkes. He appeared the
+moment the Parliament was dissolved. The Ministry despise him. He stood
+for the City of London, and was the last on the poll of seven
+candidates, none but the mob, and most of them without votes, favouring
+him. He then offered himself to the county of Middlesex. The election
+came on last Monday. By five in the morning a very large body of
+Weavers, &c., took possession of Piccadilly, and the roads and turnpikes
+leading to Brentford, and would suffer nobody to pass without blue
+cockades, and papers inscribed "_No. 45, Wilkes and Liberty_." They tore
+to pieces the coaches of Sir W. Beauchamp Proctor, and Mr. Cooke, the
+other candidates, though the latter was not there, but in bed with the
+gout, and it was with difficulty that Sir William and Mr. Cooke's cousin
+got to Brentford. There, however, lest it should be declared a void
+election, Wilkes had the sense to keep everything quiet. But, about
+five, Wilkes, being considerably ahead of the other two, his mob
+returned to town and behaved outrageously. They stopped every carriage,
+scratched and spoilt several with writing all over them "No. 45,"
+pelted, threw dirt and stones, and forced everybody to huzza for Wilkes.
+I did but cross Piccadilly at eight, in my coach with a French Monsieur
+d'Angeul, whom I was carrying to Lady Hertford's; they stopped us, and
+bid us huzza. I desired him to let down the glass on his side, but, as
+he was not alert, they broke it to shatters. At night they insisted, in
+several streets, on houses being illuminated, and several Scotch
+refusing, had their windows broken. Another mob rose in the City, and
+Harley, the present Mayor, being another Sir William Walworth, and
+having acted formerly and now with great spirit against Wilkes, and the
+Mansion House not being illuminated, and he out of town, they broke
+every window, and tried to force their way into the House. The Trained
+Bands were sent for, but did not suffice. At last a party of guards,
+from the Tower, and some lights erected, dispersed the tumult. At one in
+the morning a riot began before Lord Bute's house, in Audley Street,
+though illuminated. They flung two large flints into Lady Bute's
+chamber, who was in bed, and broke every window in the house. Next
+morning, Wilkes and Cooke were returned members. The day was very
+quiet, but at night they rose again, and obliged almost every house in
+town to be lighted up, even the Duke of Cumberland's and Princess
+Amelia's. About one o'clock they marched to the Duchess of Hamilton's in
+Argyle Buildings (Lord Lorn being in Scotland). She was obstinate, and
+would not illuminate, though with child, and, as they hope, of an heir
+to the family, and with the Duke, her son, and the rest of her children
+in the house. There is a small court and parapet wall before the house:
+they brought iron crows, tore down the gates, pulled up the pavement,
+and battered the house for three hours. They could not find the key of
+the back door, nor send for any assistance. The night before, they had
+obliged the Duke and Duchess of Northumberland to give them beer, and
+appear at the windows, and drink "Wilkes's health." They stopped and
+opened the coach of Count Seilern, the Austrian ambassador, who has made
+a formal complaint, on which the Council met on Wednesday night, and
+were going to issue a Proclamation, but, hearing that all was quiet, and
+that only a few houses were illuminated in Leicester Fields from the
+terror of the inhabitants, a few constables were sent with orders to
+extinguish the lights, and not the smallest disorder has happened since.
+In short, it has ended like other election riots, and with not a quarter
+of the mischief that has been done in some other towns.
+
+There are, however, difficulties to come. Wilkes has notified that he
+intends to surrender himself to his outlawry, the beginning of next
+term, which comes on the 17th of this month. There is said to be a flaw
+in the proceedings, in which case his election will be good, though the
+King's Bench may fine or imprison him on his former sentence. In my own
+opinion, the House of Commons is the place where he can do the least
+hurt, for he is a wretched speaker, and will sink to contempt, like
+Admiral Vernon,[1] who I remember just such an illuminated hero, with
+two birthdays in one year. You will say, he can write better than
+Vernon--true; and therefore his case is more desperate. Besides, Vernon
+was rich: Wilkes is undone; and, though he has had great support, his
+patrons will be sick of maintaining him. He must either sink to poverty
+and a jail, or commit new excesses, for which he will get knocked on the
+head. The Scotch are his implacable enemies to a man. A Rienzi[2] cannot
+stop: their histories are summed up in two words--a triumph and an
+assassination.
+
+[Footnote 1: In 1739 our Government had declared war against Spain.
+"There was at the time among the members of the Opposition in the House
+of Commons a naval captain named Vernon, a man of bold, blustering
+tongue, and presumed therefore by many to be of a corresponding
+readiness of action. In some of the debates he took occasion to inveigh
+against the timidity of our officers, who had hitherto, as he phrased
+it, spared Porto Bello; and he affirmed that he could take it himself
+with a squadron of six ships. The Ministry caught at the prospect of
+delivering themselves from his harangues, and gave him half as many
+ships again as he desired, with the temporary rank of Vice-admiral; and
+on July, 1739, he sailed for the American coast. When he reached it he
+found that the news of the rupture of the peace had not yet reached the
+governor of the city, and that it was in no condition to resist an
+attack. Many of the guns were dismounted; and for those that were
+serviceable there was not sufficient ammunition. A fire of musketry
+alone sufficed to win the fort that protected the entrance to the
+harbour, and an equally brief cannonade drove the garrison from the
+castle. The governor had no further means of defence; and thus in
+forty-eight hours after his arrival Vernon had accomplished his boast,
+and was master of the place." In a clever paper in the "Cambridge Museum
+Philologicum" Bishop Thirlwall compared the man and his exploit to Cleon
+and his achievement at Sphacteria in the Peloponnesian War. (See the
+Editor's "History of the British Navy," c. 9.)]
+
+[Footnote 2: "_Rienzi._"
+
+ Then turn we to her latest tribune's name,
+ From her ten thousand tyrants turn to thee,
+ Redeemer of dark centuries of shame,
+ The friend of Petrarch, hope of Italy,
+ Rienzi; last of Romans.
+
+("Childe Harold," iv. 114.)
+
+His story is told with almost more than his usual power by Gibbon (c.
+70). Born in the lowest class, "he could inherit neither dignity nor
+fortune; and the gift of a liberal education, which they painfully
+bestowed, was the cause of his glory and his untimely end." He, while
+still little more than a youth, had established such a reputation for
+eloquence, that he was one of the deputies sent by the Commons to
+Avignon to plead with the Pope (Clement VI.). The state of Rome,
+aggravated by the absence of the Pope, was miserable in the extreme. The
+citizens "were equally oppressed by the arrogance of the nobles and the
+corruption of the magistrates." Rienzi recalled to their recollection
+"the ancient glories of the Senate and people from whom all legal
+authority was derived. He raised the enthusiasm of the populace;
+collected a band of conspirators, at whose head, clad in complete
+armour, he marched to the Capitol, and assumed the government of the
+city, declining "the names of Senator or Consul, of King or Emperor, and
+preferring the ancient and modern appellation of Tribune.... Never
+perhaps has the energy and effect of a single mind been more remarkably
+felt than in the sudden, though transient, reformation of Rome by the
+Tribune Rienzi. A den of robbers was converted to the discipline of a
+camp or convent. Patient to hear, swift to redress, inexorable to
+punish, his tribunal was always accessible to the poor and the stranger;
+nor could birth, nor dignity, nor the immunities of the Church protect
+the offender or his accomplices." But his head was turned by his
+success. He even caused himself to be crowned, while "his wife, his son,
+and his uncle, a barber, exposed the contrast of vulgar manners and
+princely expense; and, without acquiring the majesty, Rienzi degenerated
+into the vices of a king." The people became indignant; the nobles whom
+he had degraded found it easy to raise the public feeling against him.
+Before the end of the same year (1347) he was forced to fly from Rome,
+and lived in exile or imprisonment at Avignon seven years; and returned
+to Rome in 1354, only to be murdered in an insurrection.]
+
+I must finish, for Lord Hertford is this moment come in, and insists on
+my dining with the Prince of Monaco, who is come over to thank the King
+for the presents his Majesty sent him on his kindness and attention to
+the late Duke of York. You shall hear the suite of the above histories,
+which I sit quietly and look at, having nothing more to do with the
+storm, and sick of politics, but as a spectator, while they pass over
+the stage of the world. Adieu!
+
+
+_FLEETING FAME OF WITTICISMS--"THE MYSTERIOUS MOTHER."_
+
+TO GEORGE MONTAGU, ESQ.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _April_ 15, 1768.
+
+Mr. Chute tells me that you have taken a new house in Squireland, and
+have given yourself up for two years more to port and parsons. I am very
+angry, and resign you to the works of the devil or the church, I don't
+care which. You will get the gout, turn Methodist, and expect to ride to
+heaven upon your own great toe. I was happy with your telling me how
+well you love me, and though I don't love loving, I could have poured
+out all the fulness of my heart to such an old and true friend; but what
+am I the better for it, if I am to see you but two or three days in the
+year? I thought you would at last come and while away the remainder of
+life on the banks of the Thames in gaiety and old tales. I have quitted
+the stage, and the Clive[1] is preparing to leave it. We shall neither
+of us ever be grave: dowagers roost all around us, and you could never
+want cards or mirth. Will you end like a fat farmer, repeating annually
+the price of oats, and discussing stale newspapers? There have you got,
+I hear, into an old gallery, that has not been glazed since Queen
+Elizabeth, and under the nose of an infant Duke and Duchess, that will
+understand you no more than if you wore a ruff and a coif, and talk to
+them of a call of Serjeants the year of the Spanish Armada! Your wit and
+humour will be as much lost upon them, as if you talked the dialect of
+Chaucer; for with all the divinity of wit, it grows out of fashion like
+a fardingale. I am convinced that the young men at White's already laugh
+at George Selwyn's _bon mots_ only by tradition. I avoid talking before
+the youth of the age as I would dancing before them; for if one's tongue
+don't move in the steps of the day, and thinks to please by its old
+graces, it is only an object of ridicule, like Mrs. Hobart in her
+cotillon. I tell you we should get together, and comfort ourselves with
+reflecting on the brave days that we have known--not that I think people
+were a jot more clever or wise in our youth than they are now; but as my
+system is always to live in a vision as much as I can, and as visions
+don't increase with years, there is nothing so natural as to think one
+remembers what one does not remember.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mrs. Clive was a celebrated comic actress and wit, and a
+near neighbour of Walpole at Twickenham.]
+
+[Illustration: STRAWBERRY HILL, FROM THE NORTH-WEST.]
+
+I have finished my Tragedy ["The Mysterious Mother"], but as you would
+not bear the subject, I will say no more of it, but that Mr. Chute, who
+is not easily pleased, likes it, and Gray, who is still more difficult,
+approves it. I am not yet intoxicated enough with it to think it would
+do for the stage, though I wish to see it acted; but, as Mrs.
+Pritchard[1] leaves the stage next month, I know nobody could play the
+Countess; nor am I disposed to expose myself to the impertinences of
+that jackanapes Garrick, who lets nothing appear but his own wretched
+stuff, or that of creatures still duller, who suffer him to alter their
+pieces as he pleases. I have written an epilogue in character for the
+Clive, which she would speak admirably: but I am not so sure that she
+would like to speak it. Mr. Conway, Lady Aylesbury, Lady Lyttelton, and
+Miss Rich, are to come hither the day after to-morrow, and Mr. Conway
+and I are to read my play to them; for I have not strength enough to go
+through the whole alone.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mrs. Pritchard was the most popular tragic actress of the
+day. Churchill gives her high praise--
+
+ In spite of outward blemishes, she shone
+ For humour fam'd, and humour all her own.
+
+("Rosciad," 840.)]
+
+My press is revived, and is printing a French play written by the old
+President Hénault.[1] It was damned many years ago at Paris, and yet I
+think is better than some that have succeeded, and much better than any
+of our modern tragedies. I print it to please the old man, as he was
+exceedingly kind to me at Paris; but I doubt whether he will live till
+it is finished. He is to have a hundred copies, and there are to be but
+a hundred more, of which you shall have one.
+
+[Footnote 1: M. Hénault was President of the Parliament of Paris. His
+tragedy was "Cornelie." He died in 1770, at the age of eighty-six.]
+
+Adieu! though I am very angry with you, I deserve all your friendship,
+by that I have for you, witness my anger and disappointment. Yours ever.
+
+P.S.--Send me your new direction, and tell me when I must begin to use
+it.
+
+
+_CASE OF WILKES._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _June_ 9, 1768.
+
+To send you empty paragraphs when you expect and want news is
+tantalising, is it not? Pray agree with me, and then you will allow that
+I have acted very kindly in not writing till I had something to tell
+you. _Something_, of course, means Wilkes, for everything is nothing
+except the theme of the day. There has appeared a violent _North
+Briton_, addressed to, and written against Lord Mansfield, threatening a
+rebellion if he continued to persecute Mr. Wilkes. This paper, they say,
+Wilkes owned to the Chevalier de Chastelux, a French gentleman, who went
+to see him in the King's Bench, and who knew him at Paris. A rebellion
+threatened in print is not very terrible. However, it was said that the
+paper was outrageous enough to furnish the Law with every handle it
+could want. But modern mountains do not degenerate from their ancestors;
+their issue are still mice. You know, too, that this agrees with my
+system, that this is an age of abortions. Prosecutions were ordered
+against the publishers and vendors, and there, I suppose, it will end.
+
+Yesterday was fixed for the appearance of Wilkes in Westminster Hall.
+The Judges went down by nine in the morning, but the mob had done
+breakfast still sooner, and was there before them; and as Judges stuffed
+out with dignity and lamb-skins are not absolute sprites, they had much
+ado to glide through the crowd. Wilkes's counsel argued against the
+outlawry, and then Lord Mansfield, in a speech of an hour and a half,
+set it aside; not on _their_ reasons, but on grounds which he had
+discovered in it himself. I think they say it was on some flaw in the
+Christian name of the county, which should not have been _Middlesex to
+wit_,--but I protest I don't know, for I am here alone, and picked up my
+intelligence as I walked in our meadows by the river. You, who may be
+walking by the Arno, will, perhaps, think there was some timidity in
+this; but the depths of the Law are wonderful! So pray don't make any
+rash conclusions, but stay till you get better information.
+
+Well! now he is gone to prison again,--I mean Wilkes; and on Tuesday he
+is to return to receive sentence on the old guilt of writing, as the
+Scotch would _not_ call it, _the_ 45,[1] though they call the rebellion
+so. The sentence may be imprisonment, fine, or pillory; but as I am
+still near the Thames, I do not think the latter will be chosen. Oh! but
+stay, he may plead against the indictment, and should there be an
+improper _Middlesex to wit_ in that too, why then in that case, you
+know, he did _not_ write _the_ 45, and then he is as white as milk, and
+as free as air, and as good a member of Parliament as if he had never
+been expelled. In short, my dear Sir, I am trying to explain to you
+what I literally do not understand; all I do know is, that Mr. Cooke,
+the other member for Middlesex, is just dead, and that we are going to
+have another Middlesex election, which is very unpleasant to me, who
+hate mobs so near as Brentford. Sergeant Glynn, Wilkes's counsel, is the
+candidate, and I suppose the only one in the present humour of the
+people, who will care to have his brains dashed out, in order to sit in
+Parliament. In truth, this enthusiasm is confined to the very mob or
+little higher, and does not extend beyond the County. All other riots
+are ceased, except the little civil war between the sailors and
+coal-heavers, in which two or three lives are lost every week.
+
+[Footnote 1: "_The_ 45" here serves for the Scotch rebellion of 1745,
+and for No. 45 of the _North Briton_.]
+
+What is most disagreeable, even the Emperor of Morocco has taken courage
+on these tumults, and has dared to mutiny for increase of wages, like
+our journeymen tailors. France is pert too, and gives herself airs in
+the Mediterranean. Our Paolists were violent for support of Corsica, but
+I think they are a little startled on a report that the hero Paoli is
+like other patriots, and is gone to Versailles, for a peerage and
+pension. I was told to-day that at London there are murmurs of a war. I
+shall be sorry if it prove so. Deaths! suspense, say victory;--how end
+all our victories? In debts and a wretched peace! Mad world, in the
+individual or the aggregate!
+
+Well! say I to myself, and what is all this to me? Have not I done with
+that world? Am not I here at peace, unconnected with Courts and
+Ministries, and indifferent who is Minister? What is a war in Europe to
+me more than a war between the Turkish and Persian Emperors? True; yet
+self-love makes one love the nation one belongs to, and vanity makes one
+wish to have that nation glorious. Well! I have seen it so; I have seen
+its conquests spread farther than Roman eagles thought there was land. I
+have seen too the Pretender at Derby; and, therefore, you must know that
+I am content with historic seeing, and wish Fame and History would be
+quiet and content without entertaining me with any more sights. We were
+down at Derby, we were up at both Indies; I have no curiosity for any
+intermediate sights.
+
+Your brother was with me just before I came out of town, and spoke of
+you with great kindness, and accused himself of not writing to you, but
+protested it was from not knowing what to say to you about the Riband. I
+engaged to write for him, so you must take this letter as from him too.
+
+I hope there will be no war for some hero to take your honours out of
+your mouth, sword in hand. The first question I shall ask when I go to
+town will be, how my Lord Chatham does? I shall mind his health more
+than the stocks. The least symptom of a war will certainly cure him.
+Adieu! my dear Sir.
+
+
+_THE ENGLISH CLIMATE._
+
+TO GEORGE MONTAGU, ESQ.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _June_ 15, 1768.
+
+No, I cannot be so false as to say I am glad you are pleased with your
+situation. You are so apt to take root, that it requires ten years to
+dig you out again when you once begin to settle. As you go pitching your
+tent up and down, I wish you were still more a Tartar, and shifted your
+quarters perpetually. Yes, I will come and see you; but tell me first,
+when do your Duke and Duchess [the Argylls] travel to the North? I know
+that he is a very amiable lad, and I do not know that she is not as
+amiable a _laddess_, but I had rather see their house comfortably when
+they are not there.
+
+I perceive the deluge fell upon you before it reached us. It began here
+but on Monday last, and then rained near eight-and-forty hours without
+intermission. My poor hay has not a dry thread to its back. I have had a
+fire these three days. In short, every summer one lives in a state of
+mutiny and murmur, and I have found the reason: it is because we will
+affect to have a summer, and we have no title to any such thing. Our
+poets learnt their trade of the Romans, and so adopted the terms of
+their masters. They talk of shady groves, purling streams, and cooling
+breezes, and we get sore-throats and agues with attempting to realise
+these visions. Master Damon writes a song, and invites Miss Chloe to
+enjoy the cool of the evening, and the deuce a bit have we of any such
+thing as a cool evening. Zephyr is a north-east wind, that makes Damon
+button up to the chin, and pinches Chloe's nose till it is red and blue;
+and then they cry, _This is a bad summer_! as if we ever had any other.
+The best sun we have is made of Newcastle coal, and I am determined
+never to reckon upon any other. We ruin ourselves with inviting over
+foreign trees, and making our houses clamber up hills to look at
+prospects. How our ancestors would laugh at us, who knew there was no
+being comfortable, unless you had a high hill before your nose, and a
+thick warm wood at your back! Taste is too freezing a commodity for us,
+and, depend upon it, will go out of fashion again.
+
+There is indeed a natural warmth in this country, which, as you say, I
+am very glad not to enjoy any longer; I mean the hot-house in St.
+Stephen's chapel. My own sagacity makes me very vain, though there was
+very little merit in it. I had seen so much of all parties, that I had
+little esteem left for any; it is most indifferent to me who is in or
+who is out, or which is set in the pillory, Mr. Wilkes or my Lord
+Mansfield. I see the country going to ruin, and no man with brains
+enough to save it. That is mortifying; but what signifies who has the
+undoing it? I seldom suffer myself to think on this subject: _my_
+patriotism could do no good, and my philosophy can make me be at peace.
+
+I am sorry you are likely to lose your poor cousin Lady Hinchinbrook: I
+heard a very bad account of her when I was last in town. Your letter to
+Madame Roland shall be taken care of; but as you are so scrupulous of
+making me pay postage, I must remember not to overcharge you, as I can
+frank my idle letters no longer; therefore, good night!
+
+P.S.--I was in town last week, and found Mr. Chute still confined. He
+had a return in his shoulder, but I think it more rheumatism than gout.
+
+
+_VOLTAIRE'S CRITICISMS ON SHAKESPEARE--PARNELL'S "HERMIT."_
+
+TO MONSIEUR DE VOLTAIRE.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _July_ 27, 1768.
+
+One can never, Sir, be sorry to have been in the wrong, when one's
+errors are pointed out to one in so obliging and masterly a manner.
+Whatever opinion I may have of Shakspeare, I should think him to blame,
+if he could have seen the letter you have done me the honour to write to
+me, and yet not conform to the rules you have there laid down. When he
+lived, there had not been a Voltaire both to give laws to the stage, and
+to show on what good sense those laws were founded. Your art, Sir, goes
+still farther: for you have supported your arguments, without having
+recourse to the best authority, your own Works. It was my interest
+perhaps to defend barbarism and irregularity. A great genius is in the
+right, on the contrary, to show that when correctness, nay, when
+perfection is demanded, he can still shine, and be himself, whatever
+fetters are imposed on him. But I will say no more on this head; for I
+am neither so unpolished as to tell you to your face how much I admire
+you, nor, though I have taken the liberty to vindicate Shakspeare
+against your criticisms, am I vain enough to think myself an adversary
+worthy of you. I am much more proud of receiving laws from you, than of
+contesting them. It was bold in me to dispute with you even before I had
+the honour of your acquaintance; it would be ungrateful now when you
+have not only taken notice of me, but forgiven me. The admirable letter
+you have been so good as to send me, is a proof that you are one of
+those truly great and rare men who know at once how to conquer and to
+pardon.
+
+I have made all the inquiry I could into the story of M. de Jumonville;
+and though your and our accounts disagree, I own I do not think, Sir,
+that the strongest evidence is in our favour. I am told we allow he was
+killed by a party of our men, going to the Ohio. Your countrymen say he
+was going with a flag of truce. The commanding officer of our party said
+M. de Jumonville was going with hostile intentions; and that very
+hostile orders were found after his death in his pocket. Unless that
+officer had proved that he had previous intelligence of those orders, I
+doubt he will not be justified by finding them afterwards; for I am not
+at all disposed to believe that he had the foreknowledge of your
+hermit,[1] who pitched the old woman's nephew into the river, because
+"ce jeune homme auroit assassiné sa tante dans un an."
+
+I am grieved that such disputes should ever subsist between two nations
+who have everything in themselves to create happiness, and who may find
+enough in each other to love and admire. It is your benevolence, Sir,
+and your zeal for softening the manners of mankind; it is the doctrine
+of peace and amity which you preach, that have raised my esteem for you
+even more than the brightness of your genius. France may claim you in
+the latter light, but all nations have a right to call you their
+countryman _du côté du coeur_. It is on the strength of that connection
+that I beg you, Sir, to accept the homage of, Sir, your most obedient
+humble servant.[2]
+
+[Footnote 1: The idea of Voltaire's fable in "Zadig," c. 20, is believed
+to have been borrowed from Parnell's "Hermit," but Mr. Wright suggests
+that it was more probably taken from one of the "Contes Devots, de
+l'Hermite qu'un ange conduisit dans le Siècle," which is published in
+the "Nouveau Recueil de Fabliaux et Contes."]
+
+[Footnote 2: The letter of Voltaire to which the above is a reply,
+contained the following opinion of Walpole's "Historic Doubts";--"Avant
+le départ de ma lettre, j'ai eu le tems, Monsieur, de lire votre Richard
+Trois. Vous seriez un excellent attornei général; vous pesez toutes les
+probabilités; mais il paroit que vous avez une inclination secrete pour
+ce bossu. Vous voulez qu'il ait été beau garçon, et même galant homme.
+Le bénédictin Calmet a fait une dissertation pour prouver que Jesus
+Christ avait un fort beau visage. Je veux croire avec vous, que Richard
+Trois n'était ni si laid, ni si méchant, qu'on le dit; mais je n'aurais
+pas voulu avoir affaire à lui. Votre rose blanche et votre rose rouge
+avaient de terribles épines pour la nation.
+
+"Those gracious kings are all a pack of rogues. En lisant l'histoire des
+York et des Lancastre, et de bien d'autres, on croit lire l'histoire des
+voleurs de grand chemin. Pour votre Henri Sept, il n'était que coupeur
+de bourses. Be a minister or an anti-minister, a lord or a philosopher,
+I will be, with an equal respect, Sir, &c."]
+
+
+_ARRIVAL OF THE KING OF DENMARK--HIS POPULARITY WITH THE MOB._
+
+TO THE EARL OF STRAFFORD.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Aug._ 16, 1768.
+
+As you have been so good, my dear lord, as twice to take notice of my
+letter, I am bound in conscience and gratitude to try to amuse you with
+anything new. A royal visitor, quite fresh, is a real curiosity--by the
+reception of him, I do not think many more of the breed will come
+hither. He came from Dover in hackney-chaises; for somehow or other the
+Master of the Horse happened to be in Lincolnshire; and the King's
+coaches having received no orders, were too good subjects to go and
+fetch a stranger King of their own heads. However, as his Danish Majesty
+travels to improve himself for the good of his people, he will go back
+extremely enlightened in the arts of government and morality, by having
+learned that crowned heads may be reduced to ride in a hired chaise.[1]
+
+[Footnote 1: The King, travelling, as is usual with kings, _incognito_,
+assumed the title of the Comte de Travendahl.]
+
+By another mistake, King George happened to go to Richmond about an hour
+before King Christiern arrived in London. An hour is exceedingly long;
+and the distance to Richmond still longer; so that with all the dispatch
+that could possibly be made, King George could not get back to his
+capital till next day at noon. Then, as the road from his closet at St.
+James's to the King of Denmark's apartment on t'other side of the palace
+is about thirty miles, which posterity, having no conception of the
+prodigious extent and magnificence of St. James's, will never believe,
+it was half an hour after three before his Danish Majesty's courier
+could go and return to let him know that his good brother and ally was
+leaving the palace in which they both were, in order to receive him at
+the Queen's palace, which you know is about a million of snail's paces
+from St. James's. Notwithstanding these difficulties and unavoidable
+delays, Woden, Thor, Friga, and all the gods that watch over the Kings
+of the North, did bring these two invincible monarchs to each other's
+embraces about half an hour after five that same evening. They passed
+an hour in projecting a family compact that will regulate the destiny of
+Europe to latest posterity: and then, the Fates so willing it, the
+British Prince departed for Richmond, and the Danish potentate repaired
+to the widowed mansion of his Royal Mother-in-Law, where he poured forth
+the fulness of his heart in praises on the lovely bride she had bestowed
+on him, from whom nothing but the benefit of his subjects could ever
+have torn him.--And here let Calumny blush, who has aspersed so chaste
+and faithful a monarch with low amours; pretending that he has raised to
+the honour of a seat in his sublime council, an artisan of Hamburgh,
+known only by repairing the soles of buskins, because that mechanic
+would, on no other terms, consent to his fair daughter's being honoured
+with majestic embraces. So victorious over his passions is this young
+Scipio from the Pole, that though on Shooter's Hill he fell into an
+ambush laid for him by an illustrious Countess, of blood-royal herself,
+his Majesty, after descending from his car, and courteously greeting
+her, again mounted his vehicle, without being one moment eclipsed from
+the eyes of the surrounding multitude.--Oh! mercy on me! I am out of
+breath--pray let me descend from my stilts, or I shall send you as
+fustian and tedious a History as that of [Lyttelton's] Henry II. Well,
+then, this great King is a very little one; not ugly, nor ill-made. He
+has the sublime strut of his grandfather, or of a cock-sparrow; and the
+divine white eyes of all his family by the mother's side. His curiosity
+seems to have consisted in the original plan of travelling, for I cannot
+say he takes notice of anything in particular. His manner is cold and
+dignified, but very civil and gracious and proper. The mob adore him and
+huzza him; and so they did the first instant. At present they begin to
+know why--for he flings money to them out of his windows; and by the end
+of the week I do not doubt but they will want to choose him for
+Middlesex. His Court is extremely well ordered; for they bow as low to
+him at every word as if his name was Sultan Amurat. You would take his
+first minister for only the first of his slaves.--I hope this example,
+which they have been so good as to exhibit at the opera, will contribute
+to civilize us. There is indeed a pert young gentleman, who a little
+discomposes this august ceremonial. His name is Count Holke, his age
+three-and-twenty; and his post answers to one that we had formerly in
+England, many ages ago, and which in our tongue was called the lord high
+favourite. Before the Danish monarchs became absolute, the most
+refractory of that country used to write libels, called _North Danes_,
+against this great officer; but that practice has long since ceased.
+Count Holke seems rather proud of his favour, than shy of displaying it.
+
+I hope, my dear lord, you will be content with my Danish politics, for I
+trouble myself with no other. There is a long history about the Baron de
+Bottetourt and Sir Jeffery Amherst, who has resigned his regiment; but
+it is nothing to me, nor do I care a straw about it. I am deep in the
+anecdotes of the new Court; and if you want to know more of Count Holke
+or Count Molke, or the grand vizier Bernsdorff, or Mynheer Schimmelman,
+apply to me, and you shall be satisfied. But what do I talk of? You will
+see them yourself. Minerva in the shape of Count Bernsdorff, or out of
+all shape in the person of the Duchess of Northumberland, is to conduct
+Telemachus to York races; for can a monarch be perfectly accomplished in
+the mysteries of king-craft, as our Solomon James I. called it, unless
+he is initiated in the arts of jockeyship? When this northern star
+travels towards its own sphere, Lord Hertford will go to Ragley. I shall
+go with him; and, if I can avoid running foul of the magi that will be
+thronging from all parts to worship that star, I will endeavour to call
+at Wentworth Castle for a day or two, if it will not be inconvenient; I
+should think it would be about the second week in September, but your
+lordship shall hear again, unless you should forbid me, who am ever Lady
+Strafford's and your lordship's most faithful humble servant.
+
+
+_WILKES'S ELECTION--THE COMTESSE DE BARRI--THE DUC DE CHOISEUL'S
+INDISCRETION._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _Jan._ 31, 1769.
+
+The affair of Wilkes is rather undecided yet, than in suspense.[1] It
+has been a fair trial between faction and corruption; of two such common
+creatures, the richest will carry it.
+
+[Footnote 1: Wilkes had been elected a member of the Common Council.]
+
+The Court of Aldermen set aside the election of Wilkes on some
+informality, but he was immediately re-chosen. This happened on Friday
+last, the very day of his appearance at the House of Commons. He went
+thither without the least disturbance or mob, having dispersed his
+orders accordingly, which are obeyed implicitly. He did not, however,
+appear at the bar till ten at night, the day being wasted in debating
+whether he should be suffered to enter on his case at large, or be
+restrained to his two chief complaints. The latter was carried by 270
+to 131, a majority that he will not easily reduce. He was then called
+in, looked ill, but behaved decently, and demanded to take the oaths and
+his seat. This affair, after a short debate, was refused; and his
+counsel being told the restrictions imposed, the House adjourned at
+midnight. To-day he goes again to the House, but whatever steps he takes
+there, or however long debates he may occasion, you may look upon his
+fate as decided in that place.
+
+We are in hourly expectation of hearing that a nymph, more common still
+than the two I have mentioned, has occasioned what Wilkes has failed in
+now, a change in an administration. I mean the Comtesse du Barri.[1] The
+_grands habits_ are made, and nothing wanting for her presentation
+but--what do you think? some woman of quality to present her. In that
+servile Court and country, the nobility have had spirit enough to
+decline paying their court, though the King has stooped _à des
+bassesses_ to obtain it. The Duc de Choiseul will be the victim; and
+they pretend to say that he has declared he will resign _à l'Anglaise_,
+rather than be _chassé_ by such a creature. His indiscretion is
+astonishing: he has said at his own table, and she has been told so,
+"Madame du Barri est très mal informée; on ne parle pas des Catins chez
+moi." Catin diverts herself and King Solomon the wise with tossing
+oranges into the air after supper, and crying, "_Saute, Choiseul! saute,
+Praslin_!" and then Solomon laughs heartily. Sometimes she flings powder
+in his sage face, and calls him _Jean Farine_! Well! we are not the
+foolishest nation in Europe yet! It is supposed that the Duc d'Aiguillon
+will be the successor.
+
+[Footnote 1: This woman, one of the very lowest of the low, had caught
+the fancy of Louis XV.; and, as according to the curious etiquette of
+the French Court, it was indispensable that a king's mistress should be
+married, the Comte du Barri, a noble of old family, but ruined by
+gambling, was induced to marry her.]
+
+I am going to send away this letter, because you will be impatient, and
+the House will not rise probably till long after the post is gone out. I
+did not think last May that you would hear this February that there was
+an end of mobs, that Wilkes was expelled, and the colonies quieted.
+However, pray take notice that I do not stir a foot out of the province
+of gazetteer into that of prophet. I protest, I know no more than a
+prophet what is to come. Adieu!
+
+
+_A GARDEN PARTY AT STRAWBERRY--A RIDOTTO AT VAUXHALL._
+
+TO GEORGE MONTAGU, ESQ.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _May_ 11, 1769.
+
+You are so wayward, that I often resolve to give you up to your humours.
+Then something happens with which I can divert you, and my good-nature
+returns. Did not you say you should return to London long before this
+time? At least, could you not tell me you had changed your mind? why am
+I to pick it out from your absence and silence, as Dr. Warburton found a
+future state in Moses's saying nothing of the matter! I could go on with
+a chapter of severe interrogatories, but I think it more cruel to treat
+you as a hopeless reprobate; yes, you are graceless, and as I have a
+respect for my own scolding, I shall not throw it away upon you.
+
+Strawberry has been in great glory; I have given a festino there that
+will almost mortgage it. Last Tuesday all France dined there: Monsieur
+and Madame du Châtelet, the Duc de Liancourt, three more French ladies,
+whose names you will find in the enclosed paper, eight other Frenchmen,
+the Spanish and Portuguese ministers, the Holdernesses, Fitzroys, in
+short, we were four and twenty. They arrived at two. At the gates of the
+castle I received them, dressed in the cravat of Gibbons's carving, and
+a pair of gloves embroidered up to the elbows that had belonged to James
+I. The French servants stared, and firmly believed this was the dress of
+English country gentlemen. After taking a survey of the apartment, we
+went to the printing-house, where I had prepared the enclosed verses,
+with translations by Monsieur de Lille, one of the company. The moment
+they were printed off, I gave a private signal, and French horns and
+clarionets accompanied this compliment. We then went to see Pope's
+grotto and garden, and returned to a magnificent dinner in the
+refectory.
+
+In the evening we walked, had tea, coffee, and lemonade in the Gallery,
+which was illuminated with a thousand, or thirty candles, I forget
+which, and played at whisk and loo till midnight. Then there was a cold
+supper, and at one the company returned to town, saluted by fifty
+nightingales, who, as tenants of the manor, came to do honour to their
+lord.
+
+I cannot say last night was equally agreeable. There was what they
+called a _ridotto al fresco_ at Vauxhall,[1] for which one paid
+half-a-guinea, though, except some thousand more lamps and a covered
+passage all round the garden, which took off from the gardenhood, there
+was nothing better than on a common night. Mr. Conway and I set out from
+his house at eight o'clock; the tide and torrent of coaches was so
+prodigious, that it was half-an-hour after nine before we got half way
+from Westminster Bridge. We then alighted; and after scrambling under
+bellies of horses, through wheels, and over posts and rails, we reached
+the gardens, where were already many thousand persons. Nothing diverted
+me but a man in a Turk's dress and two nymphs in masquerade without
+masks, who sailed amongst the company, and, which was surprising, seemed
+to surprise nobody. It had been given out that people were desired to
+come in fancied dresses without masks. We walked twice round and were
+rejoiced to come away, though with the same difficulties as at our
+entrance; for we found three strings of coaches all along the road, who
+did not move half a foot in half-an-hour. There is to be a rival mob in
+the same way at Ranelagh to-morrow; for the greater the folly and
+imposition the greater is the crowd. I have suspended the vestimenta[2]
+that were torn off my back to the god of repentance, and shall stay
+away. Adieu! I have not a word more to say to you. Yours ever.
+
+P.S.--I hope you will not regret paying a shilling for this packet.
+
+[Footnote 1: The ridotto was a Venetian entertainment--
+
+ They went to the _Ridotto_--'tis a hall
+ Where people dance, and sup, and dance again;
+ Its proper name, perhaps, was a masqued ball,
+ But that's of no importance to my strain;
+ 'Tis (on a smaller scale) like our Vauxhall,
+ Excepting that it can't be spoilt by rain;
+ The company is "mix'd"--the phrase I quote is
+ As much as saying, they're below your notice.
+
+Beppo, st. 38.]
+
+[Footnote 2: "_Vestimenta._" Imitating Horace, who relates of himself--
+
+ Me tabulà sacer
+ Votivâ paries indicat uvida
+ Suspendisse potenti
+ Vestimenta maris Deo (Od. i. 5).]
+
+
+_PAOLI--AMBASSADORIAL ETIQUETTE._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _June_ 14, 1769.
+
+I thank you for the history of the Pope and his genealogy, or, rather,
+for what is to be his genealogy; for I suppose all those tailors and
+coachmen his relations will now found noble families. They may enrich
+their blood with the remaining spoils of the Jesuits, unless, which
+would not surprise me, his new Holiness should now veer about, and
+endeavour to save the order; for I think the Church full as likely to
+fall by sacrificing its janissaries, as by any attacks that can be made
+upon it. _Deme unum, deme etiam unum._
+
+If I care little about your Roman politics, I am not so indifferent
+about your Corsican. Poor brave Paoli!--but he is not disgraced! We,
+that have sat still and seen him overwhelmed, must answer it to history.
+Nay, the Mediterranean will taunt us in the very next war. Choiseul
+triumphs over us and Madame du Barri; her star seems to have lost its
+influence. I do not know what another lady[1] will say to Choiseul on
+the late behaviour of his friend, the Ambassador, here. As the adventure
+will make a chapter in the new edition of Wiquefort, and, consequently,
+will strike _you_, I will give you the detail. At the ball on the King's
+birthday, Count Czernichew was sitting in the box of the Foreign
+Ministers next to Count Seilern, the Imperial Ambassador. The latter,
+who is as fierce as the Spread Eagle itself, and as stiff as the chin of
+all the Ferdinands, was, according to his custom, as near to Jupiter as
+was possible. Monsieur du Châtelet and the Prince de Masserano came in.
+Châtelet sidled up to the two former, spoke to them and passed behind
+them, but on a sudden lifted up his leg and thrust himself in between
+the two Imperials. The Russian, astonished and provoked, endeavoured to
+push him away, and a jostle began that discomposed the faces and curls
+of both; and the Russian even dropped the word _impertinent_.
+Czernichew, however, quitted the spot of battle, and the Prince de
+Masserano, in support of the family-compact, hobbled into the place
+below Châtelet. As the two champions retired, more words at the door.
+However, the Russian's coach being first, he astonished everybody by
+proposing to set Monsieur du Châtelet down at his own house. In the
+coach, _it is said_, the Frenchman protested he had meant nothing
+personal either to Count Czernichew, or to the Russian Minister, but
+having received orders from his Court to take place on all occasion
+_next_ to the Imperial Ambassador, he had but done his duty. Next
+morning he visited Czernichew, and they are _personally_ reconciled. It
+was, however, feared that the dispute would be renewed, for, at the
+King's next levée, both were at the door, ready to push in when it
+should be opened; but the Russian kept behind, and at the bottom of the
+room without mixing with the rest of the Foreign Ministers. The King,
+who was much offended at what had passed, called Count Czernichew into
+the middle of the room, and talked to him for a very considerable time.
+Since then, the Lord Chamberlain has been ordered to notify to all the
+Foreign Ministers that the King looks on the ball at Court as a private
+ball, and declares, _to prevent such disagreeable altercations for the
+future_, that there is no precedence there. This declaration is
+ridiculed, because the ball at Court is almost the only ceremony that is
+observed there, and certainly the most formal, the princes of the blood
+dancing first, and everybody else being taken out according to their
+rank. Yet the King, being the fountain of all rank, may certainly
+declare what he pleases, especially in his own palace. The public
+papers, which seldom spare the French, are warm for the Russian.
+Châtelet, too, is not popular, nor well at Court. He is wrong-headed,
+and at Vienna was very near drawing his Court into a scrape by his
+haughtiness. His own friends even doubt whether this last exploit will
+not offend at Versailles, as the Duc de Choiseul has lately been
+endeavouring to soften the Czarina, wishes to send a minister thither,
+and has actually sent an agent. Châtelet was to have gone this week, but
+I believe waits to hear how his behaviour is taken. Personally, I am
+quite on his side, though I think him in the wrong; but he is extremely
+civil to me; I live much at his house, admire his wife exceedingly, and,
+besides, you know, have declared war with the Czarina; so what I say is
+quite in confidence to you, and for your information. As an Englishman,
+I am whatever Madam Great Britain can expect of me. As intimate with the
+Châtelets, and extremely attached to the Duchess of Choiseul, I detest
+Madame du Barri and her faction. You, who are a Foreign Minister, and
+can distinguish like a theologian between the _two natures_ perfectly
+comprehend all this; and, therefore, to the charity of your casuistry I
+recommend myself in this jumble of contradictions, which you may be sure
+do not give me any sort of trouble either way. At least I have not
+_three_ distinctions, like Châtelet when he affronted Czernichew, but
+neither in his private nor public capacity.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Czarina.]
+
+This fracas happens very luckily, as we had nothing left to talk of; for
+of the Pope we think no more, according to the old saying, than of the
+Pope of Rome. Of Wilkes there is no longer any question, and of the war
+under the Pole we hear nothing. Corsica, probably, will occasion
+murmurs, but they will be preserved in pickle till next winter. I am
+come hither for two months, very busy with finishing my round tower,
+which has stood still these five years, and with an enchanting new
+cottage that I have built, and other little works. In August I shall go
+to Paris for six weeks. In short, I am delighted with having bid adieu
+to Parliament and politics, and with doing nothing but what I like all
+the year round.
+
+
+_HIS RETURN TO PARIS--MADAME DEFFAND--A TRANSLATION OF "HAMLET"--MADAME
+DUMENIL--VOLTAIRE'S "MEROPE" AND "LES GUÈBRES._"
+
+TO JOHN CHUTE, ESQ.
+
+PARIS, _Aug._ 30, 1769.
+
+I have been so hurried with paying and receiving visits, that I have not
+had a moment's worth of time to write. My passage was very tedious, and
+lasted near nine hours for want of wind.--But I need not talk of my
+journey; for Mr. Maurice, whom I met on the road, will have told you
+that I was safe on _terra firma_.
+
+Judge of my surprise at hearing four days ago, that my Lord Dacre and my
+lady were arrived here. They are lodged within a few doors of me. He is
+come to consult a Doctor Pomme who has prescribed wine, and Lord Dacre
+already complains of the violence of his appetite. If you and I had
+_pommed_ him to eternity, he would not have believed us. A man across
+the sea tells him the plainest thing in the world; that man happens to
+be called a doctor; and happening for novelty to talk common sense, is
+believed, as if he had talked nonsense! and what is more extraordinary,
+Lord Dacre thinks himself better, _though_ he is so.
+
+My dear old woman [Madame du Deffand] is in better health than when I
+left her, and her spirits so increased, that I tell her she will go mad
+with age. When they ask her how old she is, she answers, "J'ai soixante
+et mille ans." She and I went to the Boulevard last night after supper,
+and drove about there till two in the morning. We are going to sup in
+the country this evening, and are to go to-morrow night at eleven to the
+puppet-show. A _protégé_ of hers has written a piece for that theatre. I
+have not yet seen Madame du Barri, nor can get to see her picture at the
+exposition at the Louvre, the crowds are so enormous that go thither for
+that purpose. As royal curiosities are the least part of my _virtù_, I
+wait with patience. Whenever I have an opportunity I visit gardens,
+chiefly with a view to Rosette's having a walk. She goes nowhere else,
+because there is a distemper among the dogs.
+
+There is going to be represented a translation of Hamlet; who when his
+hair is cut, and he is curled and powdered, I suppose will be exactly
+_Monsieur le Prince Oreste_. T'other night I was at "Mérope." The
+Dumenil was as divine as Mrs. Porter[1]; they said her familiar tones
+were those of a _poissonnière_. In the last act, when one expected the
+catastrophe, Narbas, more interested than anybody to see the event,
+remained coolly on the stage to hear the story. The Queen's maid of
+honour entered without her handkerchief, and her hair most artfully
+undressed, and reeling as if she was maudlin, sobbed out a long
+narrative, that did not prove true; while Narbas, with all the good
+breeding in the world, was more attentive to her fright than to what had
+happened. So much for propriety. Now for probability. Voltaire has
+published a tragedy, called "Les Guèbres." Two Roman colonels open the
+piece: they are brothers, and relate to one another, how they lately in
+company destroyed, by the Emperor's mandate, a city of the Guèbres, in
+which were their own wives and children; and they recollect that they
+want prodigiously to know whether both their families did perish in the
+flames. The son of the one and the daughter of the other are taken up
+for heretics, and, thinking themselves brother and sister, insist upon
+being married, and upon being executed for their religion. The son stabs
+his father, who is half a Guèbre, too. The high-priest rants and roars.
+The Emperor arrives, blames the pontiff for being a persecutor, and
+forgives the son for assassinating his father (who does not die)
+because--I don't know why, but that he may marry his cousin. The
+grave-diggers in Hamlet have no chance, when such a piece as the Guèbres
+is written agreeably to all rules and unities. Adieu, my dear Sir! I
+hope to find you quite well at my return. Yours ever.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mme. Dumenil, as has been mentioned in a former note, was
+the most popular of the French tragic actresses at this time, as Mrs.
+Porter was of the English actresses.]
+
+
+_THE FRENCH COURT--THE YOUNG PRINCES--ST. CYR--MADAME DE MAILLY._
+
+TO GEORGE MONTAGU, ESQ.
+
+PARIS, _Sunday night, Sept._ 17, 1769.
+
+I am heartily tired; but, as it is too early to go to bed, I must tell
+you how agreeably I have passed the day. I wished for you; the same
+scenes strike us both, and the same kind of visions has amused us both
+ever since we were born.
+
+Well then; I went this morning to Versailles with my niece Mrs.
+Cholmondeley, Mrs. Hart, Lady Denbigh's sister, and the Count de Grave,
+one of the most amiable, humane, and obliging men alive. Our first
+object was to see Madame du Barri. Being too early for mass, we saw the
+Dauphin and his brothers at dinner. The eldest is the picture of the
+Duke of Grafton, except that he is more fair, and will be taller. He has
+a sickly air, and no grace. The Count de Provence has a very pleasing
+countenance, with an air of more sense than the Count d'Artois, the
+genius of the family. They already tell as many _bon-mots_ of the latter
+as of Henri Quatre and Louis Quatorze. He is very fat, and the most like
+his grandfather of all the children. You may imagine this royal mess did
+not occupy us long: thence to the Chapel, where a first row in the
+balconies was kept for us. Madame du Barri arrived over against us
+below, without rouge, without powder, and indeed _sans avoir fait sa
+toilette_; an odd appearance, as she was so conspicuous, close to the
+altar, and amidst both Court and people. She is pretty, when you
+consider her; yet so little striking, that I never should have asked who
+she was. There is nothing bold, assuming or affected in her manner. Her
+husband's sister was along with her. In the Tribune above, surrounded by
+prelates, was the amorous and still handsome King. One could not help
+smiling at the mixture of piety, pomp, and carnality. From chapel we
+went to the dinner of the elder Mesdames. We were almost stifled in the
+antechamber, where their dishes were heating over charcoal, and where we
+could not stir for the press. When the doors are opened, everybody
+rushes in, princes of the blood, _cordons bleus_, abbés, housemaids, and
+the Lord knows who and what. Yet, so used are their highnesses to this
+trade, that they eat as comfortably and heartily as you or I could do in
+our own parlours.
+
+Our second act was much more agreeable. We quitted the Court and a
+reigning mistress, for a dead one and a Cloister. In short, I had
+obtained leave from the Bishop of Chartres to enter _into_ St. Cyr; and,
+as Madame du Deffand never leaves anything undone that can give me
+satisfaction, she had written to the abbess to desire I might see
+everything that could be seen there. The Bishop's order was to admit me,
+_Monsieur de Grave, et les dames de ma compagnie_: I begged the abbess
+to give me back the order, that I might deposit it in the archives of
+Strawberry, and she complied instantly. Every door flew open to us: and
+the nuns vied in attentions to please us. The first thing I desired to
+see was Madame de Maintenon's apartment. It consists of two small rooms,
+a library, and a very small chamber, the same in which the Czar saw her,
+and in which she died. The bed is taken away, and the room covered now
+with bad pictures of the royal family, which destroys the gravity and
+simplicity. It is wainscotted with oak, with plain chairs of the same,
+covered with dark blue damask. Everywhere else the chairs are of blue
+cloth. The simplicity and extreme neatness of the whole house, which is
+vast, are very remarkable. A large apartment above (for that I have
+mentioned is on the ground-floor), consisting of five rooms, and
+destined by Louis Quatorze for Madame de Maintenon, is now the
+infirmary, with neat white linen beds, and decorated with every text of
+Scripture by which could be insinuated that the foundress was a Queen.
+The hour of vespers being come, we were conducted to the chapel, and, as
+it was _my_ curiosity that had led us thither, I was placed in the
+Maintenon's own tribune; my company in the adjoining gallery. The
+pensioners, two and two, each band headed by a man, march orderly to
+their seats, and sing the whole service, which I confess was not a
+little tedious. The young ladies, to the number of two hundred and
+fifty, are dressed in black, with short aprons of the same, the latter
+and their stays bound with blue, yellow, green, or red, to distinguish
+the classes; the captains and lieutenants have knots of a different
+colour for distinction. Their hair is curled and powdered, their
+coiffure a sort of French round-eared caps, with white tippets, a sort
+of ruff and large tucker: in short, a very pretty dress. The nuns are
+entirely in black, with crape veils and long trains, deep white
+handkerchiefs, and forehead cloths, and a very long train. The chapel is
+plain but very pretty, and in the middle of the choir under a flat
+marble lies the foundress. Madame de Cambis, one of the nuns, who are
+about forty, is beautiful as a Madonna.[1] The abbess has no distinction
+but a larger and richer gold cross: her apartment consists of two very
+small rooms. Of Madame de Maintenon we did not see fewer than twenty
+pictures. The young one looking over her shoulder has a round face,
+without the least resemblance to those of her latter age. That in the
+royal mantle, of which you know I have a copy, is the most repeated; but
+there is another with a longer and leaner face, which has by far the
+most sensible look. She is in black, with a high point head and band, a
+long train, and is sitting in a chair of purple velvet. Before her
+knees stands her niece Madame de Noailles, a child; at a distance a view
+of Versailles or St. Cyr,[2] I could not distinguish which. We were
+shown some rich reliquaires and the _corpo santo_ that was sent to her
+by the Pope. We were then carried into the public room of each class. In
+the first, the young ladies, who were playing at chess, were ordered to
+sing to us the choruses of Athaliah; in another, they danced minuets and
+country dances, while a nun, not quite so able as St. Cecilia, played on
+a violin. In the others, they acted before us the proverbs or
+conversations written by Madame de Maintenon for their instruction; for
+she was not only their foundress but their saint, and their adoration of
+her memory has quite eclipsed the Virgin Mary. We saw their dormitory,
+and saw them at supper; and at last were carried to their archives,
+where they produced volumes of her letters, and where one of the nuns
+gave me a small piece of paper with three sentences in her handwriting.
+I forgot to tell you, that this kind dame who took to me extremely,
+asked me if we had many convents and relics in England. I was much
+embarrassed for fear of destroying her good opinion of me, and so said
+we had but few now. Oh! we went too to the _apothecairie_, where they
+treated us with cordials, and where one of the ladies told me
+inoculation was a sin, as it was a voluntary detention from mass, and as
+voluntary a cause of eating _gras_. Our visit concluded in the garden,
+now grown very venerable, where the young ladies played at little games
+before us. After a stay of four hours we took our leave. I begged the
+abbess's blessing; she smiled, and said, she doubted I should not place
+much faith in it. She is a comely old gentlewoman, and very proud of
+having seen Madame de Maintenon. Well! was not I in the right to wish
+you with me?--could you have passed a day more agreeably.
+
+[Footnote 1: Madame du Deffand, in her letter to Walpole of the 10th of
+May, 1776, encloses the following portrait of Madame de Cambise, by
+Madame de la Vallière:--"Non, non, Madame, je ne ferai point votre
+portrait: vous avez une manière d'être si noble, si fine, si piquante,
+si délicate, si séduisante; votre gentilesse et vos graces changent si
+souvent pour n'en être que plus aimable, que l'on ne peut saisir aucun
+de vos traits ni au physique ni au moral." She was niece of La Marquise
+de Boufflers, and, having fled to England at the breaking out of the
+French Revolution, resided here until her death, which took place at
+Richmond in January, 1809.]
+
+[Footnote 2: St. Cyr was a school founded by Mme. de Maintenon for the
+education of girls of good families who were in reduced circumstances.
+Mme. de Maintenon was the daughter of M. D'Aubigné, a writer of fair
+repute both as a historian and a satirist. Her first husband had been a
+M. Paul Scarron, a comic poet of indifferent reputation. After his
+death, she was induced, after an artful show of affected reluctance, to
+become governess to the children of Louis XIV. and Mme. de Montespan.
+Louis gave her the small estate of Maintenon, and, after the death of
+his queen, privately married her. She became devout, and, under the
+tuition of the Jesuits, a violent promoter of the persecution of the
+Huguenots. It was probably her influence that induced Louis to issue the
+Edict revoking the Edict of Nantes promulgated by Henry IV. in 1598. She
+outlived the King, and died in 1719.]
+
+I will conclude my letter with a most charming trait of Madame de
+Mailly,[1] which cannot be misplaced in such a chapter of royal
+concubines. Going to St. Sulpice, after she had lost the King's heart, a
+person present desired the crowd to make way for her. Some brutal young
+officers said, "Comment, pour cette catin là!" She turned to them, and
+with the most charming modesty said--"Messieurs, puisque vous me
+connoissez, priez Dieu pour moi." I am sure it will bring tears into
+your eyes. Was she not the Publican and Maintenon the Pharisee? Good
+night! I hope I am going to dream of all I have been seeing. As my
+impressions and my fancy, when I am pleased, are apt to be strong, my
+night perhaps may still be more productive of ideas than the day has
+been. It will be charming indeed if Madame de Cambis is the ruling tint.
+Adieu!
+
+Yours ever.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mme. de Mailly was the first of the mistresses of Louis XV.
+She was the elder sister of the Duchesse de Chateauroux and Mme. de
+Lauragais. She has the credit, such as it is, of having been really in
+love with the King before she became acquainted with him; but she soon
+retired, feeling repentance and shame at her position, and being
+superseded in his fancy by the more showy attractions of her younger
+sisters.]
+
+
+_A MASQUERADE--STATE OF RUSSIA._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _Feb._ 27, 1770.
+
+It is very lucky, seeing how much of the tiger enters into the human
+composition, that there should be a good dose of the monkey too. If
+Aesop had not lived so many centuries before the introduction of
+masquerades and operas, he would certainly have anticipated my
+observation, and worked it up into a capital fable. As we still trade
+upon the stock of the ancients, we seldom deal in any other manufacture;
+and, though nature, after new combinations, lets forth new
+characteristics, it is very rarely that they are added to the old fund;
+else how could so striking a remark have escaped being made, as mine, on
+the joint ingredients of tiger and monkey? In France the latter
+predominates, in England the former; but, like Orozmades and
+Arimanius,[1] they get the better by turns. The bankruptcy in France,
+and the rigours of the new Comptroller-General, are half forgotten, in
+the expectation of a new opera at the new theatre. Our civil war has
+been lulled asleep by a Subscription Masquerade, for which the House of
+Commons literally adjourned yesterday. Instead of Fairfaxes and
+Cromwells, we have had a crowd of Henry the Eighths, Wolseys, Vandykes,
+and Harlequins; and because Wilkes was not mask enough, we had a man
+dressed like him, with a visor, in imitation of his squint, and a Cap of
+Liberty on a pole. In short, sixteen or eighteen young lords have given
+the town a Masquerade; and politics, for the last fortnight, were forced
+to give way to habit-makers. The ball was last night at Soho; and, if
+possible, was more magnificent than the King of Denmark's. The Bishops
+opposed: he of London formally remonstrated to the King, who did not
+approve it, but could not help him. The consequence was, that four
+divine vessels belonging to the holy fathers, alias their wives, were at
+this Masquerade. Monkey again! A fair widow,[2] who once bore my whole
+name, and now bears half of it, was there, with one of those whom the
+newspapers call _great personages_--he dressed like Edward the Fourth,
+she like Elizabeth Woodville,[3] in grey and pearls, with a black veil.
+Methinks it was not very difficult to find out the meaning of those
+masks.
+
+[Footnote 1: "_Orozmades and Arimanius._" In the Persian theology
+Orozmades and Ahriman are the good and bad angels. In Scott's "Talisman"
+the disguised Saracen (Saladin) invokes Ahriman as "the dark spirit." In
+one of his earlier letters Walpole describes his friend Gray as
+Orozmades.]
+
+[Footnote 2: "_A fair widow._" Lady Waldegrave, a natural daughter of
+Walpole's uncle, married the King's favourite brother, the Duke of
+Gloucester, the _great personage_. The King was very indignant at the
+_mésalliance_; and this marriage, with that of the King's other brother,
+the Duke of Cumberland, to Mrs. Horton, led to the enactment of the
+Royal Marriage Act.]
+
+[Footnote 3: Elizabeth Woodville was the daughter of a Sir Richard
+Woodville, and his wife, the Duchess of Bedford, the widow of the
+illustrious brother of Henry V. Her first husband had been Sir John
+Grey, a knight of the Lancastrian party; and, after his death, Edward
+IV., attracted by her remarkable beauty, married her in 1464.]
+
+As one of my ancient passions, formerly, was Masquerades, I had a large
+trunk of dresses by me. I dressed out a thousand young Conways and
+Cholmondeleys, and went with more pleasure to see them pleased than when
+I formerly delighted in that diversion myself. It has cost me a great
+headache, and I shall probably never go to another. A symptom appeared
+of the change that has happened in the people.
+
+The mob was beyond all belief: they held flambeaux to the windows of
+every coach, and demanded to have the masks pulled off and put on at
+their pleasure, but with extreme good-humour and civility. I was with my
+Lady Hertford and two of her daughters, in their coach: the mob took me
+for Lord Hertford, and huzzaed and blessed me! One fellow cried out,
+"Are you for Wilkes?" another said, "D--n you, you fool, what has Wilkes
+to do with a Masquerade?"
+
+In good truth, that stock is fallen very low. The Court has recovered a
+majority of seventy-five in the House of Commons; and the party has
+succeeded so ill in the Lords, that my Lord Chatham has betaken himself
+to the gout, and appears no more. What Wilkes may do at his enlargement
+in April, I don't know, but his star is certainly much dimmed. The
+distress of France, the injustice they have been induced to commit on
+public credit, immense bankruptcies, and great bankers hanging and
+drowning themselves, are comfortable objects in our prospect; for one
+tiger is charmed if another tiger loses his tail.
+
+There was a stroke of the monkey last night that will sound ill in the
+ears of your neighbour the Pope. The heir-apparent of the House of
+Norfolk, a drunken old mad fellow, was, though a Catholic, dressed like
+a Cardinal: I hope he was scandalised at the wives of our Bishops.
+
+So you agree with me, and don't think that the crusado from Russia will
+recover the Holy Land! It is a pity; for, if the Turks kept it a little
+longer, I doubt it will be the Holy Land no longer. When Rome totters,
+poor Jerusalem! As to your Count Orloff's[1] denying the murder of the
+late Czar, it is no more than every felon does at the Old Bailey. If I
+could write like Shakspeare, I would make Peter's ghost perch on the
+dome of Sancta Sophia, and, when the Russian fleet comes in sight, roar,
+with a voice of thunder that should reach to Petersburg,
+
+ Let me sit heavy on thy soul to-morrow!
+
+[Footnote 1: Count Orloff was one of the Czarina's earlier lovers, and
+was universally understood to have been the principal agent in the
+murder of her husband.]
+
+We have had two or three simpletons return from Russia, charmed with the
+murderess, believing her innocent, _because_ she spoke graciously to
+_them_ in the drawing-room. I don't know what the present Grand
+Signior's name is, Osman, or Mustapha, or what, but I am extremely on
+his side against Catherine of Zerbst; and I never intend to ask him for
+a farthing, nor write panegyrics on him for pay, like Voltaire and
+Diderot; so you need not say a word to him of my good wishes. Benedict
+XIV. deserved my friendship, but being a sound Protestant, one would
+not, you know, make all Turk and Pagan and Infidel princes too familiar.
+Adieu!
+
+[Illustration: SIR ROBERT WALPOLE
+
+_From a mezzotint by J. Simon after a picture by Sir Godfrey Kneller_]
+
+
+_WILKES--BURKE'S PAMPHLET--PREDICTION OF AMERICAN
+REPUBLICS--EXTRAVAGANCE IN ENGLAND._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _May_ 6, 1770.
+
+I don't know whether Wilkes is subdued by his imprisonment, or waits for
+the rising of Parliament, to take the field; or whether his dignity of
+Alderman has dulled him into prudence, and the love of feasting; but
+hitherto he has done nothing but go to City banquets and sermons, and
+sit at Guildhall as a sober magistrate. With an inversion of the
+proverb, "Si ex quovis Mercurio fit lignum!" What do you Italians think
+of Harlequin Potesta?[1] In truth, his party is crumbled away strangely.
+Lord Chatham has talked on the Middlesex election till nobody will
+answer him; and Mr. Burke (Lord Rockingham's governor) has published a
+pamphlet[2] that has sown the utmost discord between that faction and
+the supporters of the Bill of Rights. Mrs. Macaulay[3] has written
+against it. In Parliament their numbers are shrunk to nothing, and the
+session is ending very triumphantly for the Court. But there is another
+scene opened of a very different aspect. You have seen the accounts from
+Boston. The tocsin seems to be sounded to America. I have many visions
+about that country, and fancy I see twenty empires and republics forming
+upon vast scales over all that continent, which is growing too mighty to
+be kept in subjection to half a dozen exhausted nations in Europe. As
+the latter sinks, and the others rise, they who live between the eras
+will be a sort of Noahs, witnesses to the period of the old world and
+origin of the new. I entertain myself with the idea of a future senate
+in Carolina and Virginia, where their future patriots will harangue on
+the austere and incorruptible virtue of the ancient English! will tell
+their auditors of our disinterestedness and scorn of bribes and
+pensions, and make us blush in our graves at their ridiculous
+panegyrics. Who knows but even our Indian usurpations and villanies may
+become topics of praise to American schoolboys? As I believe our virtues
+are extremely like those of our predecessors the Romans, so I am sure
+our luxury and extravagance are too.
+
+[Footnote 1: Podesta was an officer in some of the smaller Italian
+towns, somewhat corresponding to our mayor. The name is Italianised from
+the Roman Potestas--
+
+ Hajus, quo trahitur, praetextam sumere mavis,
+ An Fidenarum, Gabiorumque esse Potestas.
+
+(Juv., x. 100).]
+
+[Footnote 2: The pamphlet is, "Thoughts on the Present Discontents,"
+founding them especially on the unconstitutional influence of "the
+King's friends."]
+
+[Footnote 3: Mrs. Macaulay was the wife of a London physician, and
+authoress of a "History of England" from the accession of James I. to
+that of George I., written in a spirit of the fiercest republicanism,
+but long since forgotten.]
+
+What do you think of a winter Ranelagh[1] erecting in Oxford Road, at
+the expense of sixty thousand pounds? The new bank, including the value
+of the ground, and of the houses demolished to make room for it, will
+cost three hundred thousand; and erected, as my Lady Townley[2] says,
+_by sober citizens too_! I have touched before to you on the incredible
+profusion of our young men of fashion. I know a younger brother who
+literally gives a flower-woman half a guinea every morning for a bunch
+of roses for the nosegay in his button-hole. There has lately been an
+auction of stuffed birds; and, as natural history is in fashion, there
+are physicians and others who paid forty and fifty guineas for a single
+Chinese pheasant; you may buy a live one for five. After this, it is
+not extraordinary that pictures should be dear. We have at present three
+exhibitions. One West,[3] who paints history in the taste of Poussin,
+gets three hundred pounds for a piece not too large to hang over a
+chimney. He has merit, but is hard and heavy, and far unworthy of such
+prices. The rage to see these exhibitions is so great, that sometimes
+one cannot pass through the streets where they are. But it is incredible
+what sums are raised by mere exhibitions of anything; a new fashion, and
+to enter at which you pay a shilling or half-a-crown. Another rage, is
+for prints of English portraits: I have been collecting them above
+thirty years, and originally never gave for a mezzotinto above one or
+two shillings. The lowest are now a crown; most, from half a guinea to a
+guinea. Lately, I assisted a clergyman [Granger] in compiling a
+catalogue of them; since the publication, scarce heads in books, not
+worth threepence, will sell for five guineas. Then we have Etruscan
+vases, made of earthenware, in Staffordshire, [by Wedgwood] from two to
+five guineas, and _ormoulu_, never made here before, which succeeds so
+well, that a tea-kettle, which the inventor offered for one hundred
+guineas, sold by auction for one hundred and thirty. In short, we are at
+the height of extravagance and improvements, for we do improve rapidly
+in taste as well as in the former. I cannot say so much for our genius.
+Poetry is gone to bed, or into our prose; we are like the Romans in
+that too. If we have the arts of the Antonines,--we have the fustian
+also.
+
+[Footnote 1: _"A winter Ranelagh._"--the Pantheon in Oxford Street.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Lady Townley is the principal character in "The Provoked
+Husband."]
+
+[Footnote 3: West, as a painter, was highly esteemed by George III.,
+and, on the death of Sir J. Reynolds, succeeded him as President of the
+Royal Academy.]
+
+Well! what becomes of your neighbours, the Pope and Turk? is one Babylon
+to fall, and the other to moulder away? I begin to tremble for the poor
+Greeks; they will be sacrificed like the Catalans, and left to be
+impaled for rebellion, as soon as that vainglorious woman the Czarina
+has glutted her lust of fame, and secured Azoph by a peace, which I hear
+is all she insists on keeping. What strides modern ambition takes! _We_
+are the successors of Aurungzebe; and a virago under the Pole sends a
+fleet into the Aegean Sea to rouse the ghosts of Leonidas and
+Epaminondas, and burn the capital of the second Roman Empire! Folks now
+scarce meddle with their next door neighbours; as many English go to
+visit St. Peter's who never thought of stepping into St. Paul's.
+
+I shall let Lord Beauchamp know your readiness to oblige him, probably
+to-morrow, as I go to town. The spring is so backward here that I have
+little inducement to stay; not an entire leaf is out on any tree, and I
+have heard a syren as much as a nightingale. Lord Fitzwilliam, who, I
+suppose, is one of your latest acquaintance, is going to marry Lady
+Charlotte Ponsonby, Lord Besborough's second daughter, a pretty,
+sensible, and very amiable girl. I seldom tell you that sort of news,
+but when the parties are very fresh in your memory. Adieu!
+
+
+_MASQUERADES IN FASHION--A LADY'S CLUB._
+
+TO GEORGE MONTAGU, ESQ.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _May_ 6, 1770.
+
+If you are like me, you are fretting at the weather. We have not a leaf,
+yet, large enough to make an apron for a Miss Eve of two years old.
+Flowers and fruits, if they come at all this year, must meet together as
+they do in a Dutch picture; our lords and ladies, however, couple as if
+it were the real _Gioventù dell' anno_. Lord Albemarle, you know, has
+disappointed all his brothers and my niece; and Lord Fitzwilliam is
+declared _sposo_ to Lady Charlotte Ponsonby. It is a pretty match, and
+makes Lord Besborough as happy as possible.
+
+Masquerades proceed in spite of Church and King. That knave the Bishop
+of London persuaded that good soul the Archbishop to remonstrate against
+them; but happily the age prefers silly follies to serious ones, and
+dominos, _comme de raison_, carry it against lawn sleeves.
+
+There is a new Institution that begins to make, and if it proceeds, will
+make a considerable noise. It is a club of _both_ sexes to be erected at
+Almack's, on the model of that of the men of White's. Mrs. Fitzroy, Lady
+Pembroke, Mrs. Meynell, Lady Molyneux, Miss Pelham, and Miss Loyd, are
+the foundresses. I am ashamed to say I am of so young and fashionable a
+society; but as they are people I live with, I choose to be idle rather
+than morose. I can go to a young supper, without forgetting how much
+sand is run out of the hour-glass. Yet I shall never pass a triste old
+age in turning the Psalms into Latin or English verse. My plan is to
+pass away calmly; cheerfully if I can; sometimes to amuse myself with
+the rising generation, but to take care not to fatigue them, nor weary
+them with old stories, which will not interest them, as their adventures
+do not interest me. Age would indulge prejudices if it did not sometimes
+polish itself against younger acquaintance; but it must be the work of
+folly if one hopes to contract friendships with them, or desires it, or
+thinks one can become the same follies, or expects that they should do
+more than bear one for one's good-humour. In short, they are a pleasant
+medicine, that one should take care not to grow fond of. Medicines hurt
+when habit has annihilated their force; but you see I am in no danger. I
+intend by degrees to decrease my opium, instead of augmenting the dose.
+Good night! You see I never let our long-lived friendship drop, though
+you give it so few opportunities of breathing.
+
+
+_THE PRINCESS OF WALES IS GONE TO GERMANY--TERRIBLE ACCIDENT IN PARIS._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _June_ 15, 1770.
+
+I have no public event to tell you, though I write again sooner than I
+purposed. The journey of the Princess Dowager to Germany is indeed an
+extraordinary circumstance, but besides its being a week old, as I do
+not know the motives, I have nothing to say upon it. It is much
+canvassed and sifted, and yet perhaps she was only in search of a little
+repose from the torrents of abuse that have been poured upon her for
+some years. Yesterday they publicly sung about the streets a ballad, the
+burthen of which was, _the cow has left her calf_. With all this we are
+grown very quiet, and Lord North's behaviour is so sensible and moderate
+that he offends nobody.
+
+Our family has lost a branch, but I cannot call it a misfortune. Lord
+Cholmondeley died last Saturday. He was seventy, and had a constitution
+to have carried him to a hundred, if he had not destroyed it by an
+intemperance, especially in drinking, that would have killed anybody
+else in half the time. As it was, he had outlived by fifteen years all
+his set, who have reeled into the ferry-boat so long before him. His
+grandson seems good and amiable, and though he comes into but a small
+fortune for an earl, five-and-twenty hundred a-year, his uncle the
+general may re-establish him upon a great footing--but it will not be in
+his life, and the general does not sail after his brother on a sea of
+claret.
+
+You have heard details, to be sure, of the horrible catastrophe at the
+fireworks at Paris.[1] Francèes, the French minister, told me the other
+night that the number of the killed is so great that they now try to
+stifle it; my letters say between five and six hundred! I think there
+were not fewer than ten coach-horses trodden to death. The mob had
+poured down from the _Etoile_ by thousands and ten thousands to see the
+illuminations, and did not know the havoc they were occasioning. The
+impulse drove great numbers into the Seine, and those met with the most
+favourable deaths.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Dauphin had been married to the Archduchess Marie
+Antoinette on May 16th, and on May 30th the city of Paris closed a
+succession of balls and banquets with which they had celebrated the
+marriage of the heir of the monarchy by a display of fireworks in the
+Place Louis XV., in which the ingenuity of the most fashionable
+pyrotechnists had been exhausted to outshine all previous displays of
+the sort. But towards the end of the exhibition one of the explosives
+set fire to a portion of the platforms on which the different figures
+were constructed, and in a moment the whole woodwork was in a flame.
+Three sides of the Place were enclosed, and the fourth was so blocked up
+with carriages, that the spectators, who saw themselves surrounded with
+flames, had no way to escape open. The carriage-horses, too, became
+terrified and unmanageable. In their panic-stricken flight the
+spectators trampled one another down; hundreds fell, and were crushed to
+death by their companions; hundreds were pushed into the river and
+drowned. The number of killed could never be precisely ascertained; but
+it was never estimated below six hundred, and was commonly believed to
+have greatly exceeded that number, as many of the victims were of the
+poorer class--many, too, the bread-winners of their families. The
+Dauphin and Dauphiness devoted the whole of their month's income to the
+relief of the sufferers; and Marie Antoinette herself visited many of
+the families whose loss seemed to have been the most severe: this
+personal interest in their affliction which she thus displayed making a
+deep impression on the citizens.]
+
+This is a slight summer letter, but you will not be sorry it is so
+short, when the dearth of events is the cause. Last year I did not know
+but we might have a battle of Edgehill[1] by this time. At present, my
+Lord Chatham could as soon raise money as raise the people; and Wilkes
+will not much longer have more power of doing either. If you were not
+busy in burning Constantinople, you could not have a better opportunity
+for taking a trip to England. Have you never a wish this way? Think what
+satisfaction it would be to me?--but I never advise; nor let my own
+inclinations judge for my friends. I had rather suffer their absence,
+than have to reproach myself with having given them bad counsel. I
+therefore say no more on what would make me so happy. Adieu!
+
+[Footnote 1: Edgehill was the first battle in the Great Rebellion,
+fought October 23, 1642.]
+
+
+_FALL OF THE DUC DE CHOISEUL'S MINISTRY._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Saturday evening, Dec._ 29, 1770.
+
+We are alarmed, or very glad, we don't know which. The Duke de Choiseul
+is fallen! but we cannot tell yet whether the mood of his successors
+will be peaceable or martial. The news arrived yesterday morning, and
+the event happened but last Monday evening. He was allowed but three
+hours to prepare for his journey, and ordered to retire to his seat at
+Chanteloup; but there are letters that say, _qu'il ira plus loin_. The
+Duke de Praslin is banished too--a disagreeable man; but his fate is a
+little hard, for he was just going to resign the Marine to Châtelet,
+who, by the way, is forbidden to visit Choiseul. I shall shed no tears
+for Châtelet, the most peevish and insolent of men, our bitter enemy,
+and whom M. de Choiseul may thank in some measure for his fall; for I
+believe while Châtelet was here, he drew the Spaniards into the attack
+of Falkland's Island. Choiseul's own conduct seems to have been not a
+little equivocal. His friends maintained that his existence as a
+minister depended on his preventing a war, and he certainly confuted the
+Comptroller-General's plan of raising supplies for it. Yet, it is now
+said, that on the very morning of the Duke's disgrace, the King
+reproached him, and said "Monsieur, je vous avois dit, que je ne voulois
+pas la guerre;" and the Duke d'Aiguillon's friends have officiously
+whispered, that if Choiseul was out it would certainly be peace; but did
+not Lord Chatham, immediately before he was Minister, protest not half a
+man should be sent to Germany, and yet, were not all our men and all our
+money sent thither? The Chevalier de Muy is made Secretary-at-War, and
+it is supposed Monsieur d'Aiguillon is, or will be, the Minister.
+
+Thus Abishag[1] has strangled an Administration that had lasted fourteen
+years. I am sincerely grieved for the Duchess de Choiseul, the most
+perfect being I know of either sex. I cannot possibly feel for her
+husband: Corsica is engraved in my memory, as I believe it is on your
+heart. His cruelties there, I should think, would not cheer his solitude
+or prison. In the mean time, desolation and confusion reign all over
+France. They are almost bankrupts, and quite famished. The Parliament
+of Paris has quitted its functions, and the other tribunals threaten to
+follow the example. Some people say, that Maupéou,[2] the Chancellor,
+told the King that they were supported underhand by Choiseul, and must
+submit if he were removed. The suggestion is specious at least, as the
+object of their antipathy is the Duke d'Aiguillon. If the latter should
+think a war a good diversion to their enterprises, I should not be
+surprised if they went on, especially if a bankruptcy follows famine.
+The new Minister and the Chancellor are in general execration. On the
+latter's lately obtaining the _Cordon Bleu_,[3] this epigram appeared:--
+
+ Ce tyran de la France, qui cherche à mettre tout en feu,
+ Mérite un cordon, mais ce n'est pas le cordon bleu.
+
+[Footnote 1: Madame du Barri.--WALPOLE.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Maupéou was the Chancellor who had just abolished the
+Parliaments, the restoration of which in the next reign was perhaps one
+of the causes which contributed to the Revolution.]
+
+[Footnote 3: The _Cordon Bleu_ was the badge of the Order of St. Louis,
+established by Louis XIV.; the _cordon not_ blue was the hangman's
+rope.]
+
+We shall see how Spain likes the fall of the author of the
+"Family-compact."[1] There is an Empress[2] will not be pleased with
+it, but it is not the Russian Empress; and much less the Turks, who are
+as little obliged to that bold man's intrigues as the poor Corsicans.
+How can one regret such a general _Boute-feu_?
+
+[Footnote 1: Choiseul was the Minister when the "Family Compact" of 1761
+was concluded between France and Spain. The Duc de Praslin, who shared
+his fall, had been Secretary at War, and for some little time neither
+his office nor that of Choiseul was filled up, but the work of their
+departments was performed by Secretaries of State, the Duc d'Aiguillon,
+in spite of the contempt in which he was deservedly held, being
+eventually made Secretary for Foreign Affairs through the interest of
+Mme. du Barri (Lacretelle, iv. 256).]
+
+[Footnote 2: "_An Empress._" The Empress-Queen Maria Theresa, who
+considered herself and her family under obligations to Choiseul for his
+abandonment of the long-standing policy of enmity to the house of
+Austria which had been the guiding principle of all French statesmen
+since the time of Henry IV., and for the marriage of her favourite
+daughter to the Dauphin.]
+
+Perhaps our situation is not very stable neither. The world, who are
+ignorant of Lord Weymouth's motives, suspect a secret intelligence with
+Lord Chatham. Oh! let us have peace abroad before we quarrel any more at
+home!
+
+Judge Bathurst is to be Lord Keeper, with many other arrangements in the
+law; but as you neither know the persons, nor I care about them, I shall
+not fill my paper with the catalogue, but reserve the rest of my letter
+for Tuesday, when I shall be in town. No Englishman, you know, will
+sacrifice his Saturday and Sunday. I have so little to do with all these
+matters, that I came hither this morning, and left this new chaos to
+arrange itself as it pleases. It certainly is an era, and may be an
+extensive one; not very honourable to old King Capet,[1] whatever it may
+be to the intrigues of his new Ministers. The Jesuits will not be
+without hopes. They have a friend that made mischief _ante Helenam_.
+
+[Footnote 1: Louis XV.--WALPOLE.]
+
+_Jan._ 1, 1771.
+
+I hope the new year will end as quietly as it begins, for I have not a
+syllable to tell you. No letters are come from France since Friday
+morning, and this is Tuesday noon. As we had full time to reason--in the
+dark, the general persuasion is, that the French Revolution will produce
+peace--I mean in Europe--not amongst themselves. Probably I have been
+sending you little but what you will have heard long before you receive
+my letter; but no matter; if we did not chat about our neighbour Kings,
+I don't know how we should keep up our correspondence, for we are better
+acquainted with King Louis, King Carlos, and Empresses Katharine and
+Teresa, than you with the English that I live amongst, or I with your
+Florentines. Adieu!
+
+
+_PEACE WITH SPAIN--BANISHMENT OF THE FRENCH PARLIAMENT--MRS. CORNELYS'S
+ESTABLISHMENT--THE QUEEN OF DENMARK._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _Feb._ 22, 1771.
+
+Two days ago there began to be an alarm at the delay of the Spanish
+courier, and people were persuaded that the King of Spain had refused to
+ratify his ambassador's declaration; who, on the warrant of the French
+King, had ventured to sign it, though expecting every hour to be
+recalled, as he actually was two days afterwards. However, the night
+before last, to the great comfort of Prince Masserano and our Ministers,
+the ratification arrived; and, after so many delays and untoward
+accidents, Fortune has interposed (for there has been great luck, too,
+in the affair), and peace is again established. With you, I am not at
+all clear that Choiseul was in earnest to make it. If he was, it was
+entirely owing to his own ticklish situation. Other people think, that
+this very situation had made him desperate; and that he was on the point
+of striking a hardy stroke indeed; and meditated sending a strong army
+into Holland, to oblige the Dutch to lend twelve men-of-war to invade
+us. Count Welderen,[1] who is totally an anti-Gaul, assured me he did
+not believe this project. Still I am very glad such a _boute-feu_ is
+removed.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Dutch Minister in England. He married a sister of Sir
+John Griffin, Maid of Honour to Anne Princess of Orange.--WALPOLE.]
+
+This treaty is an epoch; and puts a total end to all our preceding
+histories. Long quiet is never probable, nor shall I guess who will
+disturb it; but, whatever happens, must be thoroughly new matter, though
+some of the actors perhaps may not be so. Both Lord Chatham and Wilkes
+are at the end of their reckoning, and the Opposition can do nothing
+without fresh fuel.
+
+The scene that is closed here seems to be but opening in France. The
+Parliament of Paris banished; a new one arbitrarily appointed;[1] the
+Princes of the Blood refractory and disobedient; the other Parliament
+as mutinous; and distress everywhere: if the army catches the infection,
+what may not happen, when the King is despised, his agents detested, and
+no Ministry settled? Some say the mistress and her faction keep him
+hourly diverted or drunk; others, that he has got a new passion: how
+creditable at sixty! Still I think it is the crisis of their
+constitution. If the Monarch prevails, he becomes absolute as a Czar; if
+he is forced to bend, will the Parliament stop there?
+
+[Footnote 1: "_A new one appointed._" This is a mistake of Walpole's. A
+new Parliament was not, nor indeed could be, appointed; but Maupéou
+created six new Sovereign Courts at Arras, Blois, Chalons sur Marne,
+Clermont, Lyon, and Poitiers, at which "justice should be done at the
+sovereign's expense" (Lacretelle, iv. 264).]
+
+In the mean time our most serious war is between two Operas. Mr. Hobart,
+Lord Buckingham's brother, is manager of the Haymarket. Last year he
+affronted Guadagni, by preferring the Zamperina, his own mistress, to
+the singing hero's sister. The Duchess of Northumberland, Lady
+Harrington, and some other great ladies, espoused the brother, and
+without a license erected an Opera for him at Madame Cornelys's. This is
+a singular dame, and you must be acquainted with her. She sung here
+formerly, by the name of the Pompeiati. Of late years she has been the
+Heidegger of the age, and presided over our diversions. Her taste and
+invention in pleasures and decorations are singular. She took Carlisle
+House in Soho Square, enlarged it, and established assemblies and balls
+by subscription. At first they scandalised, but soon drew in both
+righteous and ungodly. She went on building, and made her house a fairy
+palace for balls, concerts, and masquerades. Her Opera, which she called
+_Harmonic Meetings_, was splendid and charming. Mr. Hobart began to
+starve, and the managers of the theatres were alarmed. To avoid the act,
+she pretended to take no money, and had the assurance to advertise that
+the subscription was to provide coals for the poor, for she has
+vehemently courted the mob, and succeeded in gaining their princely
+favour. She then declared her Masquerades were for the benefit of
+commerce. I concluded she would open another sort of house next for the
+interests of the Foundling Hospital, and I was not quite mistaken, for
+they say one of her maids, gained by Mr. Hobart, affirms that she could
+not undergo the fatigue of managing such a house. At last Mr. Hobart
+informed against her, and the Bench of Justices, less soothable by music
+than Orpheus's beasts, have pronounced against her. Her Opera is
+quashed, and Guadagni, who governed so haughtily at Vienna, that, to
+pique some man of quality there, he named a minister to Venice, is not
+only fined, but was threatened to be sent to Bridewell, which chilled
+the blood of all the Caesars and Alexanders he had ever represented; nor
+could any promises of his lady-patronesses rehabilitate his courage--so
+for once an Act of Parliament goes for something.
+
+You have got three new companions;[1] General Montagu, a West Indian
+Mr. Paine, and Mr. Lynch, your brother at Turin.
+
+[Footnote 1: As Knights of the Bath.--WALPOLE.]
+
+There is the devil to pay in Denmark. The Queen[1] has got the
+ascendant, has turned out favourites and Ministers, and literally wears
+the breeches, actual buckskin. There is a physician, who is said to rule
+both their Majesties, and I suppose is sold to France, for that is the
+predominant interest now at Copenhagen. The Czarina has whispered her
+disapprobation, and if she has a talon left, when she has done with the
+Ottomans, may chance to scratch the little King.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Queen was Caroline Matilda, a sister of George III.,
+and was accused of a criminal intimacy with Count Struenzee, the Prime
+Minister. Struenzee, "after a trial with only a slight semblance of the
+forms of justice" (to quote the words of Lord Stanhope), was convicted
+and executed; and the Queen was at first imprisoned in the Castle of
+Cronenburg, but after a time was released, and allowed to retire to
+Zell, Hanover, where she died in 1774.]
+
+For eight months to come I should think we shall have little to talk of,
+you and I, but distant wars and distant majesties. For my part, I reckon
+the volume quite shut in which I took any interest. The succeeding world
+is young, new, and half unknown to me. Tranquillity comprehends every
+wish I have left, and I think I should not even ask what news there is,
+but for fear of seeming wedded to old stories--the rock of old men; and
+yet I should prefer that failing to the solicitude about a world one
+belongs to no more! Adieu!
+
+
+_QUARREL OF THE HOUSE OF COMMONS WITH THE CITY--DISSENSIONS IN THE
+FRENCH COURT AND ROYAL FAMILY--EXTRAVAGANCE IN ENGLAND._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _April_ 26, 1771.
+
+You may wonder that I have been so silent, when I had announced a war
+between the House of Commons and the City--nay, when hostilities were
+actually commenced; but many a campaign languishes that has set out very
+flippantly. My letters depend on events, and I am like the man in the
+weather-house who only comes forth on a storm. The wards in the City
+have complimented the prisoners,[1] and some towns; but the train has
+not spread much. Wilkes is your only gun-powder that makes an explosion.
+He and his associates are more incensed at each other than against the
+Ministry, and have saved the latter much trouble. The Select Committees
+have been silent and were forgotten, but there is a talk now of their
+making some report before the session closes.
+
+[Footnote 1: The prisoners were Crosby, the Lord Mayor, and Oliver, one
+of the aldermen, both members of Parliament. The selection of the Tower
+for their imprisonment was greatly remarked upon, because hitherto that
+had never been so used except for persons accused of high treason; while
+their offence was but a denial of the right of the House of Commons to
+arrest a liveryman within the City, and the entertaining a charge of
+assault against the messenger who had endeavoured to arrest him. These
+riots, which for the moment appeared likely to become formidable, arose
+out of the practice of reporting the parliamentary debates, a practice
+contrary to the Standing Orders of Parliament, passed as far back as the
+reign of Elizabeth, but the violation of which had lately begun to be
+attempted.]
+
+The serious war is at last absolutely blown over. Spain has sent us word
+she is disarming. So are we. Who would have expected that a courtesan at
+Paris would have prevented a general conflagration? Madame du Barri has
+compensated for Madame Helen, and is _optima pacis causa_. I will not
+swear that the torch she snatched from the hands of Spain may not light
+up a civil war in France. The Princes of the Blood[1] are forbidden the
+Court, twelve dukes and peers, of the most complaisant, are banished, or
+going to be banished; and even the captains of the guard. In short, the
+King, his mistress, and the Chancellor, have almost left themselves
+alone at Versailles. But as the most serious events in France have
+always a ray of ridicule mixed with them, some are to be exiled _to_
+Paris, and some to St. Germain. How we should laugh at anybody being
+banished to Soho Square and Hammersmith? The Chancellor desired to see
+the Prince of Conti; the latter replied, "Qu'il lui donnoit rendezvous à
+la Grève."[2]
+
+[Footnote 1: The "Princes of the Blood" in France were those who, though
+of Royal descent, were not children of a king--such, for instance, as
+the Dukes of Orléans and Bourbon; and they were reckoned of a rank so
+inferior to the princes of the Royal Family, that, as Marie Antoinette
+on one occasion told the Duke of Orléans, in a well-deserved reproof for
+his factious insolence, Princes of the Blood had never pretended to the
+honour of supping with the King and herself. (See the Editor's "Life of
+Marie Antoinette," c. 10). Their offence, in this instance, was having
+protested against the holding and the proceedings of a _Lit de Justice_,
+which had been held on April 15th, about three months after the
+banishment of all the members of Parliament (Lacretelle, c. 13).]
+
+[Footnote 2: La Grève was the place of execution in Paris.
+
+ Who has e'er been at Paris must needs know the Grève,
+ The fatal retreat of th' unfortunate brave;
+ Where honour and justice most oddly contribute
+ To ease hero's pains by a halter and gibbet (PRIOR).]
+
+If we laugh at the French, they stare at us. Our enormous luxury and
+expense astonishes them. I carried their Ambassador, and a Comte de
+Levi, the other morning to see the new winter Ranelagh [The Pantheon] in
+Oxford Road, which is almost finished. It amazed me myself. Imagine
+Balbec in all its glory! The pillars are of artificial _giallo antico_.
+The ceilings, even of the passages, are of the most beautiful stuccos in
+the best taste of grotesque. The ceilings of the ball-rooms and the
+panels painted like Raphael's _loggias_ in the Vatican. A dome like the
+pantheon, glazed. It is to cost fifty thousand pounds. Monsieur de
+Guisnes said to me, "Ce n'est qu'à Londres qu'on peut faire tout cela."
+It is not quite a proof of the same taste, that two views of Verona, by
+Canaletti, have been sold by auction for five hundred and fifty guineas;
+and, what is worse, it is come out that they are copies by Marlow, a
+disciple of Scott. Both master and scholar are indeed better painters
+than the Venetian; but the purchasers did not mean to be so well
+cheated.
+
+The papers will have told you that the wheel of fortune has again
+brought up Lord Holdernesse, who is made governor to the Prince of
+Wales. The Duchess of Queensberry, a much older veteran, is still
+figuring in the world, not only by giving frequent balls, but really by
+her beauty. Reflect, that she was a goddess in Prior's days![1] I could
+not help adding these lines on her--you know his end:
+
+ Kitty, at Heart's desire,
+ Obtained the chariot for a day,
+ And set the world on fire.
+
+This was some fifty-six years ago, or more. I gave her this stanza:
+
+ To many a Kitty, Love his car
+ Will for a day engage,
+ But Prior's Kitty, ever fair,
+ Obtained it for an age!
+
+And she is old enough to be pleased with the compliment.
+
+[Footnote 1: Prior died in 1721.]
+
+My brother [Sir Edward Walpole] has lost his son; and it is no
+misfortune, though he was but three-and-thirty, and had very good parts;
+for he was sunk into such a habit of drinking and gaming, that the first
+ruined his constitution, and the latter would have ruined his father.
+
+Shall I send away this short scroll, or reserve it to the end of the
+session? No, it is already somewhat obsolete: it shall go, and another
+short letter shall be the other half of it--so, good night!
+
+
+_GREAT DISTRESS AT THE FRENCH COURT._
+
+TO THE HON. H.S. CONWAY.
+
+PARIS, _July_ 30, 1771.
+
+I do not know where you are, nor where this will find you, nor when it
+will set out to seek you, as I am not certain by whom I shall send it.
+It is of little consequence, as I have nothing material to tell you, but
+what you probably may have heard.
+
+The distress here is incredible, especially at Court. The King's
+tradesmen are ruined, his servants starving, and even angels and
+archangels cannot get their pensions and salaries, but sing "Woe! woe!
+woe!" instead of Hosannahs. Compiègne is abandoned; Villars Coterets[1]
+and Chantilly crowded, and Chanteloup still more in fashion, whither
+everybody goes that pleases; though, when they ask leave, the answer is,
+"Je ne le défends ni le permets." This is the first time that ever the
+will of a King of France was interpreted against his inclination. Yet,
+after annihilating his Parliament, and ruining public credit, he tamely
+submits to be affronted by his own servants. Madame de Beauveau, and two
+or three high-spirited dames, defy this Czar of Gaul. Yet they and their
+cabal are as inconsistent on the other hand. They make epigrams, sing
+vaudevilles,[2] against the mistress, hand about libels against the
+Chancellor [Maupéou], and have no more effect than a sky-rocket; but in
+three months will die to go to Court, and to be invited to sup with
+Madame du Barri. The only real struggle is between the Chancellor
+[Maupéou] and the Duc d'Aiguillon. The first is false, bold, determined,
+and not subject to little qualms. The other is less known, communicates
+himself to nobody, is suspected of deep policy and deep designs, but
+seems to intend to set out under a mask of very smooth varnish; for he
+has just obtained the payment of all his bitter enemy La Chalotais'
+pensions and arrears. He has the advantage, too, of being but
+moderately detested in comparison of his rival, and, what he values
+more, the interest of the mistress. The Comptroller-General[3] serves
+both, by acting mischief more sensibly felt; for he ruins everybody but
+those who purchase a respite from his mistress. He dispenses bankruptcy
+by retail, and will fall, because he cannot even by these means be
+useful enough. They are striking off nine millions from _la caisse
+militaire_, five from the marine, and one from the _affaires
+étrangères_: yet all this will not extricate them. You never saw a great
+nation in so disgraceful a position. Their next prospect is not better:
+it rests on an _imbécille_ [Louis XVI.], both in mind and body.
+
+[Footnote 1: Villars Coterets was the country residence of the Duc
+d'Orléans; Chantilly that of the Prince de Condé; and Chanteloup that of
+the Duc de Choiseul: and the mere fact of their being in disgrace at
+Court was sufficient to make them popular with the people.]
+
+[Footnote 2: The following specimen of these vaudevilles was given by
+Madame du Deffand to Walpole:--
+
+ "L'avez-vous vue, ma Du Barry,
+ Elle a ravi mon áme;
+ Pour elle j'ai perdu l'esprit,
+ Des Français j'ai le blâme:
+ Charmants enfans de la Gourdon,
+ Est-elle chez vous maintenant?
+ Rendez-la-moi,
+ Je suis le Roi,
+ Soulagez mon martyre;
+ Rendez-la-moi,
+ Elle est à moi,
+ Je suis son pauvre Sire.
+ L'avez-vous vue," &c.
+
+ "Je sais qu'autrefois les laquais
+ On fêté ses jeunes attraits;
+ Que les cochers,
+ Les perruquiers,
+ L'aimaient, l'aimaient d'amour extrême,
+ Mais pas autant que je l'aime.
+ L'avez-vous vue," &c.]
+
+[Footnote 3: The Comptroller-General was the Abbé Terrai, notoriously as
+corrupt as he was incompetent. One of his measures, reducing the
+interest on the Debt by one-half, was tantamount to an act of
+bankruptcy; but the national levity comforted itself by jests, and one
+evening, when the pit at the theatre was crowded to suffocation, one of
+the sufferers carried the company with him by shouting out a suggestion
+to send for the Abbé Terrai to reduce them all to one-half their size.]
+
+
+_ENGLISH GARDENING IN FRANCE--ANGLOMANIE--HE IS WEARY OF PARIS--DEATH OF
+GRAY._
+
+TO JOHN CHUTE, ESQ.
+
+Paris, _August_ 5, 1771.
+
+It is a great satisfaction to me to find by your letter of the 30th,
+that you have had no return of your gout. I have been assured here, that
+the best remedy is to cut one's nails in hot water. It is, I fear, as
+certain as any other remedy! It would at least be so here, if their
+bodies were of a piece with their understandings; or if both were as
+curable as they are the contrary. Your prophecy, I doubt, is not better
+founded than the prescription. I may be lame; but I shall never be a
+duck, nor deal in the garbage of the Alley.
+
+I envy your _Strawberry tide_, and need not say how much I wish I was
+there to receive you. Methinks, I should be as glad of a little grass,
+as a seaman after a long voyage. Yet English gardening gains ground here
+prodigiously--not much at a time, indeed--I have literally seen one,
+that is exactly like a tailor's paper of patterns. There is a Monsieur
+Boutin, who has tacked a piece of what he calls an English garden to a
+set of stone terraces, with steps of turf. There are three or four very
+high hills, almost as high as, and exactly in the shape of, a tansy
+pudding. You squeeze between these and a river, that is conducted at
+obtuse angles in a stone channel, and supplied by a pump; and when
+walnuts come in I suppose it will be navigable. In a corner enclosed by
+a chalk wall are the samples I mentioned; there is a strip of grass,
+another of corn, and a third _en friche_, exactly in the order of beds
+in a nursery. They have translated Mr. Whately's book,[1] and the Lord
+knows what barbarism is going to be laid at our door. This new
+_Anglomanie_ will literally be _mad English_.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mr. Whately, the Secretary to the Treasury, had published
+an essay on Gardening.]
+
+New _arrêts_, new retrenchments, new misery, stalk forth every day. The
+Parliament of Besançon is dissolved; so are the _grenadiers de France_.
+The King's tradesmen are all bankrupt; no pensions are paid, and
+everybody is reforming their suppers and equipages. Despotism makes
+converts faster than ever Christianity did. Louis _Quinze_ is the true
+_rex Christianissimus_, and has ten times more success than his
+dragooning great-grandfather. Adieu, my dear Sir! Yours most faithfully.
+
+_Friday 9th._
+
+... It is very singular that I have not half the satisfaction in going
+into churches and convents that I used to have. The consciousness that
+the vision is dispelled, the want of fervour so obvious in the
+religious, the solitude that one knows proceeds from contempt, not from
+contemplation, make those places appear like abandoned theatres destined
+to destruction. The monks trot about as if they had not long to stay
+there; and what used to be holy gloom is now but dirt and darkness.
+There is no more deception than in a tragedy acted by candle-snuffers.
+One is sorry to think that an empire of common sense would not be very
+picturesque; for, as there is nothing but taste that can compensate for
+the imagination of madness, I doubt there will never be twenty men of
+taste for twenty thousand madmen. The world will no more see Athens,
+Rome, and the Medici again, than a succession of five good emperors,
+like Nerva, Trajan, Adrian, and the two Antonines.
+
+_August_ 13.
+
+Mr. Edmonson has called on me; and, as he sets out to-morrow, I can
+safely trust my letter to him. I have, I own, been much shocked at
+reading Gray's[1] death in the papers. 'Tis an hour that makes one
+forget any subject of complaint, especially towards one with whom I
+lived in friendship from thirteen years old. As self lies so rooted in
+self, no doubt the nearness of our ages made the stroke recoil to my own
+breast; and having so little expected his death, it is plain how little
+I expect my own. Yet to you, who of all men living are the most
+forgiving, I need not excuse the concern I feel. I fear most men ought
+to apologise for their want of feeling, instead of palliating that
+sensation when they have it. I thought that what I had seen of the world
+had hardened my heart; but I find that it had formed my language, not
+extinguished my tenderness. In short, I am really shocked--nay, I am
+hurt at my own weakness, as I perceive that when I love anybody, it is
+for my life; and I have had too much reason not to wish that such a
+disposition may very seldom be put to the trial. You, at least, are the
+only person to whom I would venture to make such a confession.
+
+[Footnote 1: Gray died of gout in the stomach on July 30th. He was only
+fifty-five.]
+
+Adieu! my dear Sir! Let me know when I arrive, which will be about the
+last day of the month, when I am likely to see you. I have much to say
+to you. Of being here I am most heartily tired, and nothing but this
+dear old woman should keep me here an hour--I am weary of them to
+death--but that is not new! Yours ever.
+
+
+_SCANTINESS OF THE RELICS OF GRAY--GARRICK'S PROLOGUES, ETC.--WILKES'S
+SQUINT._
+
+TO THE REV. WILLIAM COLE
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _Jan._ 28, 1772.
+
+It is long indeed, dear Sir, since we corresponded. I should not have
+been silent if I had anything worth telling you in your way; but I grow
+such an antiquity myself, that I think I am less fond of what remains of
+our predecessors.
+
+I thank you for Bannerman's proposal; I mean, for taking the trouble to
+send it, for I am not at all disposed to subscribe. I thank you more for
+the note on King Edward; I mean, too, for your friendship in thinking of
+me. Of Dean Milles I cannot trouble myself to think any more. His piece
+is at Strawberry: perhaps I may look at it for the sake of your note.
+The bad weather keeps me in town, and a good deal at home; which I find
+very comfortable, literally practising what so many persons pretend they
+intend, being quiet and enjoying my fire-side in my elderly days.
+
+Mr. Mason has shown me the relics of poor Mr. Gray. I am sadly
+disappointed at finding them so very inconsiderable. He always
+persisted, when I inquired about his writings, that he had nothing by
+him. I own I doubted. I am grieved he was so very near exact--I speak
+of my own satisfaction; as to his genius, what he published during his
+life will establish his fame as long as our language lasts, and there is
+a man of genius left. There is a silly fellow, I don't know who, that
+has published a volume of Letters on the English Nation, with characters
+of our modern authors. He has talked such nonsense on Mr. Gray, that I
+have no patience with the compliments he has paid me. He must have an
+excellent taste! and gives me a woful opinion of my own trifles, when he
+likes them, and cannot see the beauties of a poet that ought to be
+ranked in the first line.
+
+I am more humbled by any applause in the present age, than by hosts of
+such critics as Dean Milles. Is not Garrick reckoned a tolerable actor?
+His Cymon, his prologues and epilogues, and forty such pieces of trash,
+are below mediocrity, and yet delight the mob in the boxes as well as in
+the footman's gallery. I do not mention the things written in his
+praise; because he writes most of them himself. But you know any one
+popular merit can confer all merit. Two women talking of Wilkes, one
+said he squinted--t'other replied, "Squints!--well, if he does, it is
+not more than a man should squint." For my part, I can see how extremely
+well Garrick acts, without thinking him six feet high.[1]
+
+[Footnote 1: He is quoting Churchill's "Rosciad"--
+
+ When the pure genuine flame, by nature taught,
+ Springs into sense, and every action's thought;
+ Before such merit all objections fly,
+ Pritchard's genteel, and Garrick six feet high--
+
+the great actor being a short man.]
+
+It is said Shakespeare was a bad actor; why do not his divine plays make
+our wise judges conclude that he was a good one? They have not a proof
+of the contrary, as they have in Garrick's works--but what is it to you
+or me what he is? We may see him act with pleasure, and nothing obliges
+us to read his writings.
+
+
+_MARRIAGE OF THE PRETENDER--THE PRINCESS LOUISE, AND HER PROTECTION OF
+THE CLERGY--FOX'S ELOQUENCE._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _April_ 9, 1772.
+
+It is uncommon for _me_ to send _you_ news of the Pretender. He has been
+married in Paris by proxy, to a Princess of Stolberg. All that I can
+learn of her is, that she is niece to a Princess of Salm, whom I knew
+there, without knowing any more of her. The new Pretendress is said to
+be but sixteen, and a Lutheran: I doubt the latter; if the former is
+true, I suppose they mean to carry on the breed in the way it began, by
+a spurious child. A Fitz-Pretender is an excellent continuation of the
+patriarchal line. Mr. Chute says, when the Royal Family are prevented
+from marrying,[1] it is a right time for the Stuarts to marry. This
+event seems to explain the Pretender's disappearance last autumn; and
+though they sent him back from Paris, they may not dislike the
+propagation of thorns in our side.
+
+[Footnote 1: In a previous letter Walpole mentions the enactment of the
+Royal Marriage Act by a very narrow majority, after more than one
+violent debate. It had been insisted on by the King, who was highly
+indignant at his brothers, the Dukes of Gloucester and Cumberland,
+having married two subjects. Singularly enough they were both widows,
+Lady Waldegrave and Mrs. Horton. And this Act made the consent of the
+sovereign indispensable to the marriage of any member of the Royal
+Family except the descendants of princesses married to foreign princes.]
+
+I hear the credit of the French Chancellor declines. He had strongly
+taken up the clergy; and Soeur Louise,[1] the King's Carmelite daughter,
+was the knot of the intrigue. The new Parliament has dared to
+remonstrate against a declaration obtained by the Chancellor for setting
+aside an _arrêt_ of 1762, occasioned by the excommunication of Parma.
+The Spanish and Neapolitan Ministers interposed, and pronounced the
+declaration an infringement of the family compact: the _arrêt_ of 1762
+has been confirmed to satisfy them, and the Pope's authority, and
+everything that comes from Rome, except what regards _the Penitential_,
+(I do not know what that means,) restrained. This is supported by
+d'Aiguillon and all the other Ministers, who are labouring the
+reconciliation of the Princes of the Blood, that the Chancellor may not
+have the honour of reconciling them. Perhaps the Princess of Stolberg
+sprung out of my Sister Louise's cell. The King has demanded twelve
+millions of the clergy: they consent to give ten. We shall see whether
+Madame Louise, on her knees, or Madame du Barri will fight the better
+fight. I should think the King's knees were more of an age for praying,
+than for fighting.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Soeur Louise was the youngest daughter of Louis XV.;
+and, very different from her sisters, who were ill-tempered, political
+intriguers. She, on the contrary, was deeply religious, and had, some
+years before, taken the vows of the Carmelite order; and had fixed her
+residence at the Convent of St. Denis, where she was more than once
+visited by Marie Antoinette.]
+
+The House of Commons is embarked on the ocean of Indian affairs, and
+will probably make a long session. I went thither the other day to hear
+Charles Fox, contrary to a resolution I had made of never setting my
+foot there again. It is strange how disuse makes one awkward: I felt a
+palpitation, as if I were going to speak there myself. The object
+answered: Fox's abilities are amazing at so very early a period,
+especially under the circumstances of such a dissolute life. He was just
+arrived from Newmarket, had sat up drinking all night, and had not been
+in bed. How such talents make one laugh at Tully's rules for an orator,
+and his indefatigable application. His laboured orations are puerile in
+comparison with this boy's manly reason. We beat Rome in eloquence and
+extravagance; and Spain in avarice and cruelty; and, like both, we shall
+only serve to terrify schoolboys, and for lessons of morality! "Here
+stood St. Stephen's Chapel; here young Catiline spoke; here was Lord
+Clive's diamond-house; this is Leadenhall Street, and this broken column
+was part of the palace of a company of merchants[1] who were sovereigns
+of Bengal! They starved millions in India by monopolies and plunder, and
+almost raised a famine at home by the luxury occasioned by their
+opulence, and by that opulence raising the price of everything, till
+the poor could not purchase bread!" Conquest, usurpation, wealth,
+luxury, famine--one knows how little farther the genealogy has to go. If
+you like it better in Scripture phrase, here it is: Lord Chatham begot
+the East India Company; the East India Company begot Lord Clive; Lord
+Clive begot the Maccaronis, and they begot poverty; all the race are
+still living; just as Clodius was born before the death of Julius
+Caesar. There is nothing more like than two ages that are very like;
+which is all that Rousseau means by saying, "give him an account of any
+great metropolis, and he will foretell its fate." Adieu!
+
+[Footnote 1: "_A company of merchants._" "A mighty prince held
+domination over India; his name was Koompanee Jehan. Although this
+monarch had innumerable magnificent palaces at Delhi and Agra, at
+Benares, Boggleywallah, and Ahmednuggar, his common residence was in the
+beautiful island of Ingleez, in the midst of the capital of which, the
+famous city of Lundoon, Koompanee Jehan had a superb castle. It was
+called the Hall of Lead, and stood at the foot of the mountain of Corn,
+close by the verdure-covered banks of the silvery Tameez, where the
+cypresses wave, and zendewans, or nightingales, love to sing"
+(Thackeray, "Life of Sir C. Napier," iv. p. 158).]
+
+
+_AN ANSWER TO HIS "HISTORIC DOUBTS"--HIS EDITION OF GRAMMONT._
+
+TO THE REV. WILLIAM COLE.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _Jan._ 8, 1773.
+
+In return to your very kind inquiries, dear Sir, I can let you know,
+that I am quite free from pain, and walk a little about my room, even
+without a stick: nay, have been four times to take the air in the Park.
+Indeed, after fourteen weeks this is not saying much; but it is a worse
+reflection, that when one is subject to the gout and far from young,
+one's worst account will probably be better than that after the next
+fit. I neither flatter myself on one hand, nor am impatient on the
+other--for will either do one any good? one must bear one's lot whatever
+it be.
+
+I rejoice Mr. Gulston has justice,[1] though he had no bowels. How
+Gertrude More escaped him I do not guess. It will be wrong to rob you of
+her, after she has come to you through so many hazards--nor would I hear
+of it either, if you have a mind to keep her, or have not given up all
+thoughts of a collection since you have been visited by a Visigoth.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mr. Gulston now fully remunerated Mr. Cole in a valuable
+present of books.--WALPOLE.]
+
+I am much more impatient to see Mr. Gray's print, than Mr.
+What-d'ye-call-him's [Masters's] answer to my "Historic Doubts."[1] He
+may have made himself very angry; but I doubt whether he will make me at
+all so. I love antiquities; but I scarce ever knew an antiquary who knew
+how to write upon them. Their understandings seem as much in ruins as
+the things they describe. For the Antiquarian Society, I shall leave
+them in peace with Whittington and his Cat. As my contempt for them has
+not, however, made me disgusted with what they do not understand,
+antiquities, I have published two numbers of "Miscellanies," and they
+are very welcome to mumble them with their toothless gums. I want to
+send you these--not their gums, but my pieces, and a "Grammont,"[2] of
+which I have printed only a hundred copies, and which will be extremely
+scarce, as twenty-five copies are gone to France. Tell me how I shall
+convey them safely.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mr. Masters's pamphlet, printed at the expense of the
+Antiquarian Society in the second volume of the
+"Archaeologia."--WALPOLE.]
+
+[Footnote 2: He had just published a small edition of Grammont's
+Memoirs, "Augmentée de Notes et éclaircissemens nécessaires, par M.
+Horace Walpole," and had dedicated it to Mme. du Deffand.]
+
+Another thing you must tell me, if you can, is, if you know anything
+ancient of the Freemasons. Governor Pownall,[1] a Whittingtonian, has a
+mind they should have been a corporation erected by the popes. As you
+see what a good creature I am, and return good for evil, I am engaged to
+pick up what I can for him, to support this system, in which I believe
+no more than in the pope: and the work is to appear in a volume of the
+Society's pieces. I am very willing to oblige him, and turn my cheek,
+that they may smite that, also. Lord help them! I am sorry they are such
+numskulls, that they almost make me think myself something; but there
+are great authors enough to bring me to my senses again. Posterity, I
+fear, will class me with the writers of this age, or forget me with
+them, not rank me with any names that deserve remembrance. If I cannot
+survive the Milles's, the What-d'ye-call-him's [Masters's], and the
+compilers of catalogues of Topography, it would comfort me very little
+to confute them. I should be as little proud of success as if I had
+carried a contest for churchwarden.
+
+[Footnote 1: Thomas Pownall, Esq., the antiquary, and a constant
+contributor to the "Archaeologia." Having been governor of South
+Carolina and other American colonies, he was always distinguished from
+his brother John, who was likewise an antiquary, by the title of
+Governor.]
+
+Not being able to return to Strawberry Hill, where all my books and
+papers are, and my printer lying fallow, I want some short bills to
+print. Have you anything you wish printed? I can either print a few to
+amuse ourselves, or, if very curious, and not too dry, could make a
+third number of "Miscellaneous Antiquities."
+
+I am not in any eagerness to see Mr. What-d'ye-call-him's pamphlet
+against me; therefore pray give yourself no trouble to get it for me.
+The specimens I have seen of his writing take off all edge from
+curiosity. A print of Mr. Gray will be a real present. Would it not be
+dreadful to be commended by an age that had not taste enough to admire
+his "Odes"? Is not it too great a compliment to me to be abused, too? I
+am ashamed. Indeed our antiquaries ought to like me. I am but too much
+on a par with them. Does not Mr. Henshaw come to London? Is he a
+professor, or only a lover of engraving? If the former, and he were to
+settle in town, I would willingly lend him heads to copy. Adieu!
+
+
+_POPULARITY OF LOUIS XVI--DEATH OF LORD HOLLAND--BRUCE'S "TRAVELS."_
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _July_ 10, 1774.
+
+The month is come round, and I have, besides, a letter of yours to
+answer; and yet if I were not as regular as a husband or a merchant in
+paying my just dues, I think I should not perform the function, for I
+certainly have no natural call to it at present. Nothing in yours
+requires a response, and I have nothing new to tell you. Yet, if one
+once breaks in upon punctuality, adieu to it! I will not give out, after
+a perseverance of three-and-thirty years; and so far I will not resemble
+a husband.
+
+The whole blood royal of France is recovered from the small-pox. Both
+Choiseul and Broglie are recalled, and I have some idea that even the
+old Parliament will be so. The King is adored, and a most beautiful
+compliment has been paid to him: somebody wrote under the statue of
+Henri Quatre, _Resurrexit_.[1]
+
+[Footnote 1: "_Resurrexit._" A courtly picture-dealer, eager to make a
+market of the new sovereign's popularity, devised even a neater
+compliment to him, issuing a picture of the three sovereigns--Louis
+XII., Henri IV., and the young king--with an explanation that 4 and 12
+made 16.]
+
+Lord Holland is at last dead, and Lady Holland is at the point of death.
+His sons would still be in good circumstances, if they were not _his_
+sons; but he had so totally spoiled the two eldest, that they would
+think themselves bigots if they were to have common sense. The
+prevailing style is not to reform, though Lord Lyttelton [the bad Lord]
+pretends to have set the example. Gaming, for the last month, has
+exceeded its own outdoings, though the town is very empty. It will be
+quite so to-morrow, for Newmarket begins, or rather the youth adjourn
+thither. After that they will have two or three months of repose; but if
+they are not severely blooded and blistered, there will be no
+alteration. Their pleasures are no more entertaining to others, than
+delightful to themselves; one is tired of asking every day, who has won
+or lost? and even the portentous sums they lose, cease to make
+impression. One of them has committed a murder, and intends to repeat
+it. He betted £1,500 that a man could live twelve hours under water;
+hired a desperate fellow, sunk him in a ship, by way of experiment, and
+both ship and man have not appeared since. Another man and ship are to
+be tried for their lives, instead of Mr. Blake, the assassin.
+
+Christina, Duchess of Kingston, is arrived, in a great fright, I
+believe, for the Duke's nephews are going to prove her first marriage,
+and hope to set the Will aside. It is a pity her friendship with the
+Pope had not begun earlier; he might have given her a dispensation. If
+she loses her cause, the best thing he can do will be to give her the
+veil.
+
+I am sorry all Europe will not furnish me with another paragraph. Africa
+is, indeed, coming into fashion. There is just returned a Mr. Bruce,[1]
+who has lived three years in the Court of Abyssinia, and breakfasted
+every morning with the Maids of Honour on live oxen. Otaheite and Mr.
+Banks are quite forgotten; but Mr. Blake, I suppose, will order a live
+sheep for supper at Almack's, and ask whom he shall help to a piece of
+the shoulder. Oh, yes; we shall have negro butchers, and French cooks
+will be laid aside. My Lady Townshend [Harrison], after the Rebellion,
+said, everybody was so bloodthirsty, that she did not dare to dine
+abroad, for fear of meeting with a rebel-pie--now one shall be asked to
+come and eat a bit of raw mutton. In truth, I do think we are ripe for
+any extravagance. I am not wise enough to wish the world reasonable--I
+only desire to have follies that are amusing, and am sorry Cervantes
+laughed chivalry out of fashion. Adieu!
+
+[Footnote 1: When Bruce's "Travels" were first published, his account of
+the strange incidents which had occurred to him was very generally
+disbelieved and ridiculed; "Baron Munchausen" was even written in
+derision of them; but the discoveries of subsequent travellers have
+confirmed his narrative in almost every respect.]
+
+
+_DISCONTENT IN AMERICA--MR. GRENVILLE'S ACT FOR THE TRIAL OF ELECTION
+PETITIONS--HIGHWAY ROBBERIES._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Oct._ 6, 1774.
+
+It would be unlike my attention and punctuality, to see so large an
+event as an irregular dissolution of Parliament, without taking any
+notice of it to you. It happened last Saturday, six months before its
+natural death, and without the design being known but the Tuesday
+before, and that by very few persons. The chief motive is supposed to be
+the ugly state of North America,[1] and the effects that a cross winter
+might have on the next elections. Whatever were the causes, the first
+consequences, as you may guess, were such a ferment in London as is
+seldom seen at this dead season of the year. Couriers, despatches,
+post-chaises, post-horses, hurrying every way! Sixty messengers passed
+through one single turnpike on Friday. The whole island is by this time
+in equal agitation; but less wine and money will be shed than have been
+at any such period for these fifty years.
+
+[Footnote 1: "_America_"--the discontents in that country were caused by
+Mr. Charles Townshend's policy, who, before his death, had revived Mr.
+Grenville's plan of imposing taxes on the Colonies, and by the
+perseverance in that policy of Lord North, who succeeded him at the
+Exchequer, and who had also been First Lord of the Treasury since the
+resignation of the Duke of Grafton.]
+
+We have a new famous Bill,[1] devised by the late Mr. Grenville, that
+has its first operation now; and what changes it may occasion, nobody
+can yet foresee. The first symptoms are not favourable to the Court;
+the great towns are casting off submission, and declaring for popular
+members. London, Westminster, Middlesex, seem to have no monarch but
+Wilkes, who is at the same time pushing for the Mayoralty of London,
+with hitherto a majority on the poll. It is strange how this man, like a
+phoenix, always revives from his embers! America, I doubt, is still more
+unpromising. There are whispers of their having assembled an armed
+force, and of earnest supplications arrived for succours of men and
+ships. A civil war is no trifle; and how we are to suppress or pursue in
+such a vast region, with a handful of men, I am not an Alexander to
+guess; and for the fleet, can we put it upon casters and wheel it from
+Hudson's Bay to Florida? But I am an ignorant soul, and neither pretend
+to knowledge nor foreknowledge. All I perceive already is, that our
+Parliaments are subjected to America and India, and must be influenced
+by their politics; yet I do not believe our senators are more universal
+than formerly....
+
+[Footnote 1: Mr. Grenville's Act had been passed in 1770; but there had
+been no General Election since till this year. It altered the course of
+proceeding for the trial of election petitions, substituting for the
+whole House a Select Committee of fifteen members; but after a time it
+was found that it had not secured any greater purity of decision, but
+that the votes of the Committee were influenced by considerations of the
+interest of the dominant party as entirely as they had been in the days
+of Sir R. Walpole. And eventually, in the present reign, Mr. D'Israeli
+induced the House to surrender altogether its privilege of judging of
+elections, and to submit the investigation of election petitions to the
+only tribunal sufficiently above suspicion to command and retain the
+confidence of the nation, namely, the Judges of the High Court of Law.
+(See the Editor's "Constitutional History of England, 1760-1860," pp.
+36-39.)]
+
+In the midst of this combustion, we are in perils by land and water. It
+has rained for this month without intermission; there is sea between me
+and Richmond, and Sunday was se'nnight I was hurried down to Isleworth
+in the ferry-boat by the violence of the current, and had great
+difficulty to get to shore. Our roads are so infested by highwaymen,
+that it is dangerous stirring out almost by day. Lady Hertford was
+attacked on Hounslow Heath at three in the afternoon. Dr. Eliot was shot
+at three days ago, without having resisted; and the day before
+yesterday we were near losing our Prime Minster, Lord North; the robbers
+shot at the postillion, and wounded the latter. In short, all the
+freebooters, that are not in India, have taken to the highway. The
+Ladies of the Bedchamber dare not go the Queen at Kew in an evening. The
+lane between me and the Thames is the only safe road I know at present,
+for it is up to the middle of the horses in water. Next week I shall not
+venture to London even at noon, for the Middlesex election is to be at
+Brentford, where the two demagogues, Wilkes and Townshend, oppose each
+other; and at Richmond there is no crossing the river. How strange all
+this must appear to you Florentines; but you may turn to your
+Machiavelli and Guicciardini, and have some idea of it. I am the
+quietest man at present in the whole island; not but I might take some
+part, if I would. I was in my garden yesterday, seeing my servants lop
+some trees; my brewer walked in and pressed me to go to Guildhall for
+the nomination of members for the county. I replied, calmly, "Sir, when
+I would go no more to my own election, you may be very sure I will go to
+that of nobody else." My old tune is,
+
+ Suave mari magno turbantibus aequora ventis, &c.
+
+Adieu!
+
+P.S.--ARLINGTON STREET, _7th_.
+
+I am just come to town, and find your letter, with the notification of
+Lord Cowper's marriage; I recollect that I ought to be sorry for it, as
+you will probably lose an old friend. The approaching death of the Pope
+will be an event of no consequence. That old mummery is near its
+conclusion, at least as a political object. The history of the latter
+Popes will be no more read than that of the last Constantinopolitan
+Emperors. Wilkes is a more conspicuous personage in modern story than
+the Pontifex Maximus of Rome. The poll for Lord Mayor ended last night;
+he and his late Mayor had above 1,900 votes, and their antagonists not
+1,500. It is strange that the more he is opposed, the more he succeeds!
+
+I don't know whether Sir W. Duncan's marriage proved Platonic or not;
+but I cannot believe that a lady of great birth, and greater pride,
+quarrels with her family, to marry a Scotch physician for Platonic love,
+which she might enjoy without marriage. I remember an admirable
+_bon-mot_ of George Selwyn; who said, "How often Lady Mary will repeat,
+with Macbeth, 'Wake, Duncan, with this knocking--would thou couldst!"
+
+
+_THE POPE'S DEATH--WILKES IS RETURNED FOR MIDDLESEX--A QUAKER AT
+VERSAILLES._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Oct._ 22, 1774.
+
+Though I have been writing two letters, of four sides each, one of which
+I enclose, I must answer your two last, if my fingers will move; and
+talk to you on the contents of the enclosed.
+
+If the Jesuits have precipitated the Pope's death,[1] as seems more than
+probable, they have acted more by the spirit of their order, than by its
+good sense. Great crimes may raise a growing cause, but seldom retard
+the fall of a sinking one. This I take to be almost an infallible maxim.
+Great crimes, too, provoke more than they terrify; and there is no
+poisoning all that are provoked, and all that are terrified; who
+alternately provoke and terrify each other, till common danger produces
+common security. The Bourbon monarchs will be both angry and frightened,
+the Cardinals frightened. It will be the interest of both not to revive
+an order that bullies with arsenic in its sleeve. The poisoned host will
+destroy the Jesuits, as well as the Pope: and perhaps the Church of Rome
+will fall by a wafer, as it rose by it; for such an edifice will tumble
+when once the crack has begun.
+
+[Footnote 1: Pope Benedict XIV. had died in September; but there was not
+any suspicion that his death had not been entirely natural.]
+
+Our elections are almost over. Wilkes has taken possession of Middlesex
+without an enemy appearing against him; and, being as puissant a monarch
+as Henry the Eighth, and as little scrupulous, should, like him, date
+his acts _From our Palace of Bridewell, in the tenth year of our reign_.
+He has, however, met with a heroine to stem the tide of his conquests;
+who, though not of Arc, nor a _pucelle_, is a true _Joan_ in spirit,
+style, and manners. This is her Grace of Northumberland [Lady Elizabeth
+Seymour], who has carried the mob of Westminster from him; sitting daily
+in the midst of Covent Garden; and will elect her son [Earl Percy] and
+Lord Thomas Clinton,[1] against Wilkes's two candidates, Lord Mahon[2]
+and Lord Mountmorris. She puts me in mind of what Charles the Second
+said of a foolish preacher, who was very popular in his parish: "I
+suppose his nonsense suits their nonsense."
+
+[Footnote 1: Second son of Henry, Duke of Newcastle.--WALPOLE.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Only son of Earl Stanhope.--WALPOLE.]
+
+Let me sweeten my letter by making you smile. A Quaker has been at
+Versailles; and wanted to see the Comtes de Provence and D'Artois dine
+in public, but would not submit to pull off his hat. The Princes were
+told of it; and not only admitted him with his beaver on, but made him
+sit down and dine with them. Was it not very sensible and good-humoured?
+You and I know one who would not have been so gracious: I do not mean my
+nephew Lord Cholmondeley.[1] Adieu! I am tired to death.
+
+[Footnote 1: He means the Duke of Gloucester.--WALPOLE.]
+
+P.S.--I have seen the Duchess of Beaufort; who sings your praises quite
+in a tune I like. Her manner is much unpinioned to what it was, though
+her person remains as stately as ever; and powder is vastly preferable
+to those brown hairs, of whose preservation she was so fond. I am not so
+struck with the beauty of Lady Mary[1] as I was three years ago. Your
+nephew, Sir Horace, I see, by the papers, is come into Parliament: I am
+glad of it. Is not he yet arrived at Florence?
+
+[Footnote 1: Lady Mary Somerset, youngest daughter of Charles Noel, Duke
+of Beaufort. She was afterwards married to the Duke of
+Rutland.--WALPOLE.]
+
+
+_BURKE'S ELECTION AT BRISTOL--RESEMBLANCE OF ONE HOUSE OF COMMONS TO
+ANOTHER--COMFORT OF OLD AGE._
+
+TO THE COUNTESS OF AILESBURY.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Nov._ 7, 1774.
+
+I have written such tomes to Mr. Conway,[1] Madam, and so nothing new to
+write, that I might as well, methinks, begin and end like the lady to
+her husband; "Je vous écris parceque je n'ai rien à faire: je finis
+parceque je n'ai rien à vous dire." Yes, I have two complaints to make,
+one of your ladyship, the other of myself. You tell me nothing of Lady
+Harriet [Stanhope]: have you no tongue, or the French no eyes? or are
+her eyes employed in nothing but seeing? What a vulgar employment for a
+fine woman's eyes after she is risen from her toilet? I declare I will
+ask no more questions--what is it to me, whether she is admired or not?
+I should know how charming she is, though all Europe were blind. I hope
+I am not to be told by any barbarous nation upon earth what beauty and
+grace are!
+
+[Footnote 1: Mr. Conway and Lady Aylesbury were now at Paris
+together.--WALPOLE.]
+
+For myself, I am guilty of the gout in my elbow; the left--witness my
+handwriting. Whether I caught cold by the deluge in the night, or
+whether the bootikins, like the water of Styx, can only preserve the
+parts they surround, I doubt they have saved me but three weeks, for so
+long my reckoning has been out. However, as I feel nothing in my feet, I
+flatter myself that this Pindaric transition will not be a regular ode,
+but a fragment, the more valuable for being imperfect.
+
+Now for my Gazette.--Marriages--Nothing done. Intrigues--More in the
+political than civil way. Births--Under par since Lady Berkeley left off
+breeding. Gaming--Low water. Deaths--Lord Morton, Lord Wentworth,
+Duchess Douglas. Election stock--More buyers than sellers.
+Promotions--Mr. Wilkes as high as he can go.--_Apropos_, he was told the
+Lord Chancellor intended to signify to him, that the King did not
+approve the City's choice: he replied, "Then I shall signify to his
+lordship, that I am at least as fit to be Lord Mayor as he is to be Lord
+Chancellor." This being more Gospel than everything Mr. Wilkes says, the
+formal approbation was given.
+
+Mr. Burke has succeeded in Bristol, and Sir James Peachey will miscarry
+in Sussex. But what care you, Madam, about our Parliament? You will see
+the _rentrée_ of the old one, with songs and epigrams into the bargain.
+We do not shift our Parliaments with so much gaiety. Money in one hand,
+and abuse in t'other--those are all the arts we know. _Wit and a
+gamut_[1] I don't believe ever signified a Parliament, whatever the
+glossaries may say; for they never produce pleasantry and harmony.
+Perhaps you may not taste this Saxon pun, but I know it will make the
+Antiquarian Society die with laughing.
+
+[Footnote 1: Walpole is punning on the old Saxon name of the National
+Council, Witangemot.]
+
+Expectation hangs on America. The result of the general assembly is
+expected in four or five days. If one may believe the papers, which one
+should not believe, the other side of the waterists are not _doux comme
+des moutons_, and yet we do intend to eat them. I was in town on Monday;
+the Duchess of Beaufort graced our loo, and made it as rantipole as a
+Quaker's meeting. _Loois Quinze_,[1] I believe, is arrived by this time,
+but I fear without _quinze louis_.
+
+[Footnote 1: This was a cant name given to a lady [Lady Powis], who was
+very fond of loo, and who had lost much money at that game.]
+
+Your herb-snuff and the four glasses are lying in my warehouse, but I
+can hear of no ship going to Paris. You are now at Fontainbleau, but not
+thinking of Francis I., the Queen of Sweden, and Monaldelschi. It is
+terrible that one cannot go to Courts that are gone! You have supped
+with the Chevalier de Boufflers: did he act everything in the world and
+sing everything in the world? Has Madame de Cambis sung to you "_Sans
+dépit, sans légèreté_?"[1] Has Lord Cholmondeley delivered my pacquet? I
+hear I have hopes of Madame d'Olonne. Gout or no gout, I shall be little
+in town till after Christmas. My elbow makes me bless myself that I am
+not in Paris. Old age is no such uncomfortable thing, if one gives
+oneself up to it with a good grace, and don't drag it about
+
+ To midnight dances and the public show.
+
+[Footnote 1: The first words of a favourite French air.--WALPOLE.]
+
+If one stays quietly in one's own house in the country, and cares for
+nothing but oneself, scolds one's servants, condemns everything that is
+new, and recollects how charming a thousand things were formerly that
+were very disagreeable, one gets over the winters very well, and the
+summers get over themselves.
+
+
+_DEATH OF LORD CLIVE--RESTORATION OF THE FRENCH PARLIAMENT--PREDICTION
+OF GREAT MEN TO ARISE IN AMERICA--THE KING'S SPEECH._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Nov._ 24, 1774.
+
+... A great event happened two days ago--a political and moral event;
+the sudden death of that second Kouli Khan, Lord Clive.[1] There was
+certainly illness in the case; the world thinks more than illness. His
+constitution was exceedingly broken and disordered, and grown subject to
+violent pains and convulsions. He came unexpectedly to town last Monday,
+and they say, ill. On Tuesday his physician gave him a dose of laudanum,
+which had not the desired effect. On the rest, there are two stories;
+one, that the physician repeated the dose; the other, that he doubled it
+himself, contrary to advice. In short, he has terminated at fifty a life
+of so much glory, reproach, art, wealth, and ostentation! He had just
+named ten members for the new Parliament.
+
+[Footnote 1: Lord Clive had committed suicide in his house in Berkeley
+Square. As he was passing through his library his niece, who was writing
+a letter, asked him to mend a pen for her. He did it, and, passing on
+into the next room, cut his throat with the same knife he had just used.
+It is remarkable that, when little more than a youth, he had once tried
+to destroy himself. In a fit, apparently of constitutional melancholy,
+he had put a pistol to his head, but it did not go off. He pulled the
+trigger more than once; always with the same result. Anxious to see
+whether there was any defect in the weapon or the loading, he aimed at
+the door of the room, and the pistol went off, the bullet going through
+the door; and from that day he conceived himself reserved by Providence
+for great things, though in his most sanguine confidence he could never
+have anticipated such glory as he was destined to win.]
+
+Next Tuesday that Parliament is to meet--and a deep game it has to play!
+few Parliaments a greater. The world is in amaze here that no account is
+arrived from America of the result of their General Congress--if any is
+come it is very secret; and _that_ has no favourable aspect. The
+combination and spirit there seem to be universal, and is very alarming.
+I am the humble servant of events, and you know never meddle with
+prophecy. It would be difficult to descry good omens, be the issue what
+it will.
+
+The old French Parliament is restored with great _éclat_.[1] Monsieur de
+Maurepas, author of the revolution, was received one night at the Opera
+with boundless shouts of applause. It is even said that the mob
+intended, when the King should go to hold the _lit de justice_,[2] to
+draw his coach. How singular it would be if Wilkes's case should be
+copied for a King of France! Do you think Rousseau was in the right,
+when he said that he could tell what would be the manners of any capital
+city from certain given lights? I don't know what he may do on
+Constantinople and Pekin--but Paris and London! I don't believe Voltaire
+likes these changes. I have seen nothing of his writing for many months;
+not even on the poisoning Jesuits. For our part, I repeat it, we shall
+contribute nothing to the _Histoire des Moeurs_, not for want of
+materials, but for want of writers. We have comedies without novelty,
+gross satires without stings, metaphysical eloquence, and antiquarians
+that discover nothing.
+
+ Boeotûm in crasso jurares aere natos!
+
+[Footnote 1: In 1770 the Chancellor, Maupéou, had abolished the
+Parliament, as has been mentioned in a former note. Their conduct ever
+since the death of Richelieu had been factious and corrupt. But, though
+the Sovereign Courts, which Maupéou had established in their stead, had
+worked well, their extinction had been unpopular in Paris; and, on the
+accession of Louis XVI., the new Prime Minister, Maurepas, proposed
+their re-establishment, and the Queen, most unfortunately, was persuaded
+by the Duc de Choiseul to exert her influence in support of the measure.
+Turgot, the great Finance Minister--indeed, the greatest statesman that
+France ever produced--resisted it with powerful arguments, but Louis
+yielded to the influence of his consort. The Parliaments were
+re-established, and soon verified all the predictions of Turgot by
+conduct more factious and violent than ever. (See the Editor's "France
+under the Bourbons," iii. 413.)]
+
+[Footnote 2: A _Lit de Justice_ was an extraordinary meeting of the
+Parliament, presided over by the sovereign in person, and one in which
+no opposition, or even discussion, was permitted; but any edict which
+had been issued was at once registered.]
+
+Don't tell me I am grown old and peevish and supercilious--name the
+geniuses of 1774, and I submit. The next Augustan age will dawn on the
+other side of the Atlantic. There will, perhaps, be a Thucydides at
+Boston, a Xenophon at New York, and, in time, a Virgil at Mexico, and a
+Newton at Peru. At last, some curious traveller from Lima will visit
+England and give a description of the ruins of St. Paul's, like the
+editions of Balbec and Palmyra; but am I not prophesying, contrary to my
+consummate prudence, and casting horoscopes of empires like Rousseau?
+Yes; well, I will go and dream of my visions.
+
+_29th._
+
+... The Parliament opened just now--they say the speech talks of the
+_rebellion_ of the Province of Massachusetts; but if _they-say_ tells a
+lie, I wash my hands of it. As your gazetteer, I am obliged to send you
+all news, true or false. I have believed and unbelieved everything I
+have heard since I came to town. Lord Clive has died every death in the
+parish register; at present it is most fashionable to believe he cut his
+throat. That he is dead, is certain; so is Lord Holland--and so is not
+the Bishop of Worcester [Johnson]; however, to show you that I am at
+least as well informed as greater personages, the bishopric was on
+Saturday given to Lord North's brother--so for once the Irishman was in
+the right, and a pigeon, at least a dove, can be in two places at once.
+
+
+_RIOTS AT BOSTON--A LITERARY COTERIE AT BATH--EASTON._
+
+TO THE HON. H.S. CONWAY AND LADY AYLESBURY.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _Jan._ 15, 1775.
+
+You have made me very happy by saying your journey to Naples is laid
+aside. Perhaps it made too great an impression on me; but you must
+reflect, that all my life I have satisfied myself with your being
+perfect, instead of trying to be so myself. I don't ask you to return,
+though I wish it: in truth, there is nothing to invite you. I don't want
+you to come and breathe fire and sword against the Bostonians,[1] like
+that second Duke of Alva,[2] the inflexible Lord George Germaine....
+
+[Footnote 1: The open resistance to the new taxation of the American
+Colonies began at Boston, the capital of Massachusetts, where, on the
+arrival of the first tea-ship, a body of citizens, disguised as Red
+Indians, boarded the ship and threw the tea into the sea.]
+
+[Footnote 2: The first Duke of Alva was the first Governor of the
+Netherlands appointed by Philip II.; and it was his bloodthirsty and
+intolerable cruelty that caused the revolt of the Netherlands, and cost
+Spain those rich provinces.]
+
+An account is come of the Bostonians having voted an army of sixteen
+thousand men, who are to be called _minutemen_, as they are to be ready
+at a minute's warning. Two directors or commissioners, I don't know what
+they are called, are appointed. There has been too a kind of mutiny in
+the Fifth Regiment. A soldier was found drunk on his post. Gage, in his
+time of _danger_, thought rigour necessary, and sent the fellow to a
+court-martial. They ordered two hundred lashes. The General ordered them
+to improve their sentence. Next day it was published in the _Boston
+Gazette_. He called them before him, and required them on oath to abjure
+the communication: three officers refused. Poor Gage is to be scapegoat,
+not for this, but for what was a reason against employing him,
+incapacity. I wonder at the precedent! Howe is talked of for his
+successor.--Well, I have done with _you_!--Now I shall go gossip with
+Lady Aylesbury.
+
+You must know, Madam, that near Bath is erected a new Parnassus,
+composed of three laurels, a myrtle-tree, a weeping-willow, and a view
+of the Avon, which has been new christened Helicon. Ten years ago there
+lived a Madam Riggs, an old rough humourist who passed for a wit; her
+daughter, who passed for nothing, married to a Captain Miller, full of
+good-natured officiousness. These good folks were friends of Miss Rich,
+who carried me to dine with them at Bath-Easton, now Pindus. They caught
+a little of what was then called taste, built and planted, and begot
+children, till the whole caravan were forced to go abroad to retrieve.
+Alas! Mrs. Miller is returned a beauty, a genius, a Sappho, a tenth
+Muse, as romantic as Mademoiselle Scudéri, and as sophisticated as Mrs.
+Vesey. The Captain's fingers are loaded with cameos, his tongue runs
+over with _virtù_, and that both may contribute to the improvement of
+their own country, they have introduced _bouts-rimes_ as a new
+discovery. They hold a Parnassus fair every Thursday, give out rhymes
+and themes, and all the flux of quality at Bath contend for the prizes.
+A Roman vase dressed with pink ribbons and myrtles receives the
+poetry,[1] which is drawn out every festival; six judges of these
+Olympic games retire and select the brightest compositions, which the
+respective successful acknowledge, kneel to Mrs. Calliope Miller, kiss
+her fair hand, and are crowned by it with myrtle, with--I don't know
+what. You may think this is fiction, or exaggeration. Be dumb,
+unbelievers! The collection is printed, published.--Yes, on my faith,
+there are _bouts-rimes_ on a buttered muffin, made by her Grace the
+Duchess of Northumberland; receipts to make them by Corydon the
+venerable, alias George Pitt; others very pretty, by Lord Palmerston;
+some by Lord Carlisle: many by Mrs. Miller herself, that have no fault
+but wanting metre; an Immorality promised to her without end or measure.
+In short, since folly, which never ripens to madness but in this hot
+climate, ran distracted, there never was anything so entertaining or so
+dull--for you cannot read so long as I have been telling.
+
+[Footnote 1: Four volumes of this poetry were published under the title
+of "Poetical Amusements at a villa near Bath." The following lines are a
+fair sample of the _bouts-rimes_.
+
+ The pen which I now take and brandish
+ Has long lain useless in my standish.
+ Know, every maid, from her own patten,
+ To her who shines in glossy sattin,
+ That could they now prepare an oglio
+ From best receipt of book in folio,
+ Ever so fine, for all their puffing,
+ I should prefer a butter'd muffin;
+ A muffin Jove himself might feast on,
+ If eat with Miller at Batheaston.
+
+The following are the concluding lines of a poem on Beauty, by Lord
+Palmerston:--
+
+ In vain the stealing hand of Time
+ May pluck the blossoms of their prime;
+ Envy may talk of bloom decay'd,
+ How lilies droop and roses fade;
+ But Constancy's unalter'd truth,
+ Regardful of the vows of youth--
+ Affection that recalls the past,
+ And bids the pleasing influence last,
+ Shall still preserve the lover's flame
+ In every scene of life the same;
+ And still with fond endearments blend
+ The wife, the mistress, and the friend!
+
+"Lady Miller's collection of verses by fashionable people, which were
+put into her vase at Bath-Easton, in competition for honorary prizes,
+being mentioned, Dr. Johnson held them very cheap: '_Bouts-rimés_,' said
+he, 'is a mere conceit, and an old conceit; I wonder how people were
+persuaded to write in that manner for this lady.' I named a gentleman of
+his acquaintance who wrote for the vase. JOHNSON--'He was a blockhead
+for his pains!' BOSWELL--'The Duchess of Northumberland wrote.'--'Sir,
+the Duchess of Northumberland may do what she pleases; nobody will say
+anything to a lady of her high rank: but I should be apt to throw ...
+verses in his face." (Boswell, vol. v. p. 227.)]
+
+
+_OPPOSITION OF THE FRENCH PARLIAMENTS TO TURGOT'S MEASURES._
+
+TO DR. GEM.[1]
+
+[Footnote 1: Dr. Gem was an English physician who had been for some time
+settled in Paris. He was uncle to Canning's friend and colleague, Mr.
+Huskisson.]
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _April_ 4, 1776.
+
+It is but fair, when one quits one's party, to give notice to those one
+abandons--at least, modern patriots, who often imbibe their principles
+of honour at Newmarket, use that civility. You and I, dear Sir, have
+often agreed in our political notions; and you, I fear, will die without
+changing your opinion. For my part, I must confess I am totally altered;
+and, instead of being a warm partisan of liberty, now admire nothing but
+despotism. You will naturally ask, what place I have gotten, or what
+bribe I have taken? Those are the criterions of political changes in
+England--but, as my conversion is of foreign extraction, I shall not be
+the richer for it. In one word, it is the _relation du lit de justice_
+that has operated the miracle. When two ministers are found so humane,
+so virtuous, so excellent, as to study nothing but the welfare and
+deliverance of the people; when a king listens to such excellent men;
+and when a parliament, from the basest, most interested motives,
+interposes to intercept the blessing, must I not change my opinions, and
+admire arbitrary power? or can I retain my sentiments, without varying
+the object?
+
+Yes, Sir, I am shocked at the conduct of the Parliament--one would think
+it was an English one! I am scandalised at the speeches of the
+_Avocat-général_,[1] who sets up the odious interests of the nobility
+and clergy against the cries and groans of the poor; and who employs his
+wicked eloquence to tempt the good young monarch, by personal views, to
+sacrifice the mass of his subjects to the privileges of the few--But why
+do I call it eloquence? The fumes of interest had so clouded his
+rhetoric, that he falls into a downright Iricism.--He tells the King,
+that the intended tax on the proprietors of land will affect the
+property not only of the rich, but of the poor. I should be glad to know
+what is the property of the poor? Have the poor landed estates? Are
+those who have landed estates the poor? Are the poor that will suffer by
+the tax, the wretched labourers who are dragged from their famishing
+families to work on the roads?--But _it is_ wicked eloquence when it
+finds a reason, or gives a reason for continuing the abuse. The Advocate
+tells the King, those abuses _presque consacrés par l'ancienneté_;
+indeed, he says all that can be said for nobility, it is _consacrée par
+l'ancienneté_; and thus the length of the pedigree of abuses renders
+them respectable!
+
+[Footnote 1: The _Avocat-Général_ was M. de Seguier; and, under his
+guidance, the Parliament had passed the monstrous resolution that "the
+_people_ in France was liable to the tax of _la taille_, and to _corvée_
+at discretion" (_était tailleable et corvéable à volonté_), and that
+their "liability was an article of the Constitution which it was not in
+the power of even the King himself to change" ("France under the
+Bourbons," iii. 422).]
+
+His arguments are as contemptible when he tries to dazzle the King by
+the great names of Henri Quatre and Sully,[1] of Louis XIV. and Colbert,
+two couple whom nothing but a mercenary orator would have classed
+together. Nor, were all four equally venerable, would it prove anything.
+Even good kings and good ministers, if such have been, may have erred;
+nay, may have done the best they could. They would not have been good,
+if they wished their errors should be preserved, the longer they had
+lasted.
+
+[Footnote 1: Sully and Colbert were the two great Finance Ministers of
+Henry IV. and Louis XIV.]
+
+In short, Sir, I think this resistance of the Parliament to the adorable
+reformation planned by Messrs. de Turgot and Malesherbes[1] is more
+phlegmatically scandalous than the wildest tyranny of despotism. I
+forget what the nation was that refused liberty when it was offered.
+This opposition to so noble a work is worse. A whole people may refuse
+its own happiness; but these profligate magistrates resist happiness for
+others, for millions, for posterity!--Nay, do they not half vindicate
+Maupéou, who crushed them? And you, dear Sir, will you now chide my
+apostasy? Have I not cleared myself to your eyes? I do not see a shadow
+of sound logic in all Monsieur Seguier's speeches, but in his proposing
+that the soldiers should work on the roads, and that passengers should
+contribute to their fabric; though, as France is not so luxuriously mad
+as England, I do not believe passengers could support the expense of
+their roads. That argument, therefore, is like another that the Avocat
+proposes to the King, and which, he modestly owns, he believes would be
+impracticable.
+
+[Footnote 1: Malesherbes was the Chancellor, and in 1792 he was accepted
+by Louis XVI. as his counsel on his trial--a duty which he performed
+with an ability which drew on him the implacable resentment of
+Robespierre and the Jacobins, and which led to his execution in 1794.]
+
+I beg your pardon, Sir, for giving you this long trouble; but I could
+not help venting myself, when shocked to find such renegade conduct in a
+Parliament that I was rejoiced had been restored. Poor human kind! is it
+always to breed serpents from its own bowels? In one country, it chooses
+its representatives, and they sell it and themselves; in others, it
+exalts despots; in another, it resists the despot when he consults the
+good of his people! Can we wonder mankind is wretched, when men are such
+beings? Parliaments run wild with loyalty, when America is to be
+enslaved or butchered. They rebel, when their country is to be set free!
+I am not surprised at the idea of the devil being always at our elbows.
+They who invented him, no doubt could not conceive how men could be so
+atrocious to one another, without the intervention of a fiend. Don't you
+think, if he had never been heard of before, that he would have been
+invented on the late partition of Poland! Adieu, dear Sir. Yours most
+sincerely.
+
+
+_HIS DECORATIONS AT "STRAWBERRY"--HIS ESTIMATE OF HIMSELF, AND HIS
+ADMIRATION OF CONWAY._
+
+TO THE HON. H.S. CONWAY.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _June_ 20, 1776.
+
+I was very glad to receive your letter, not only because always most
+glad to hear of you, but because I wished to write to you, and had
+absolutely nothing to say till I had something to answer. I have lain
+but two nights in town since I saw you; have been, else, constantly
+here, very much employed, though doing, hearing, knowing exactly
+nothing. I have had a Gothic architect [Mr. Essex] from Cambridge to
+design me a gallery, which will end in a mouse, that is, in an hexagon
+closet of seven feet diameter. I have been making a Beauty Room, which
+was effected by buying two dozen of small copies of Sir Peter Lely, and
+hanging them up; and I have been making hay, which is not made, because
+I put it off for three days, as I chose it should adorn the landscape
+when I was to have company; and so the rain is come, and has drowned it.
+However, as I can even turn calculator when it is to comfort me for not
+minding my interest, I have discovered that it is five to one better for
+me that my hay should be spoiled than not; for, as the cows will eat it
+if it is damaged, which horses will not, and as I have five cows and but
+one horse, is not it plain that the worse my hay is the better? Do not
+you with your refining head go, and, out of excessive friendship, find
+out something to destroy my system. I had rather be a philosopher than
+a rich man; and yet have so little philosophy, that I had much rather be
+content than be in the right.
+
+Mr. Beauclerk and Lady Di have been here four or five days--so I had
+both content and exercise for my philosophy. I wish Lady Ailesbury was
+as fortunate! The Pembrokes, Churchills, Le Texier, as you will have
+heard, and the Garricks have been with us. Perhaps, if alone, I might
+have come to you; but you are all too healthy and harmonious. I can
+neither walk nor sing; nor, indeed, am fit for anything but to amuse
+myself in a sedentary trifling way. What I have most certainly not been
+doing, is writing anything: a truth I say to you, but do not desire you
+to repeat. I deign to satisfy scarce anybody else. Whoever reported that
+I was writing anything, must have been so totally unfounded, that they
+either blundered by guessing without reason, or knew they lied--and that
+could not be with any kind intention; though saying I am going to do
+what I am not going to do, is wretched enough. Whatever is said of me
+without truth, anybody is welcome to believe that pleases.
+
+In fact, though I have scarce a settled purpose about anything, I think
+I shall never write any more. I have written a great deal too much,
+unless I had written better, and I know I should now only write still
+worse. One's talent, whatever it is, does not improve at near
+sixty--yet, if I liked it, I dare to say a good reason would not stop my
+inclination;--but I am grown most indolent in that respect, and most
+absolutely indifferent to every purpose of vanity. Yet without vanity I
+am become still prouder and more contemptuous. I have a contempt for my
+countrymen that makes me despise their approbation. The applause of
+slaves and of the foolish mad is below ambition. Mine is the haughtiness
+of an ancient Briton, that cannot write what would please this age, and
+would not, if he could.
+
+Whatever happens in America, this country is undone. I desire to be
+reckoned of the last age, and to be thought to have lived to be
+superannuated, preserving my senses only for myself and for the few I
+value. I cannot aspire to be traduced like Algernon Sydney, and content
+myself with sacrificing to him amongst my lares. Unalterable in my
+principles, careless about most things below essentials, indulging
+myself in trifles by system, annihilating myself by choice, but dreading
+folly at an unseemly age, I contrive to pass my time agreeably enough,
+yet see its termination approach without anxiety. This is a true picture
+of my mind; and it must be true, because drawn for you, whom I would not
+deceive, and could not, if I would. Your question on my being writing
+drew it forth, though with more seriousness than the report
+deserved--yet talking to one's dearest friend is neither wrong nor out
+of season. Nay, you are my best apology. I have always contented myself
+with your being perfect, or, if your modesty demands a mitigated term, I
+will say, unexceptionable. It is comical, to be sure, to have always
+been more solicitous about the virtue of one's friend than about one's
+own; yet, I repeat it, you are my apology--though I never was so
+unreasonable as to make you answerable for my faults in return; I take
+them wholly to myself. But enough of this. When I know my own mind, for
+hitherto I have settled no plan for my summer, I will come to you.
+Adieu!
+
+
+_ANGLOMANIE IN PARIS--HORSE-RACING._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Dec._ 1, 1776.
+
+I don't know who the Englishwoman is of whom you give so ridiculous a
+description; but it will suit thousands. I distrust my age continually,
+and impute to it half the contempt I feel for my countrymen and women.
+If I think the other half well-founded, it is by considering what must
+be said hereafter of the present age. What is to impress a great idea of
+us on posterity? In truth, what do our contemporaries of all other
+countries think of us? They stare at and condemn our politics and
+follies; and if they retain any respect for us, I doubt it is for the
+sense we have had. I do know, indeed, one man who still worships us, but
+his adoration is testified so very absurdly, as not to do us much
+credit. It is a Monsieur de Marchais, first Valet-de-Chambre to the
+King of France. He has the _Anglomanie_ so strong, that he has not only
+read more English than French books, but if any valuable work appears in
+his own language, he waits to peruse it till it is translated into
+English; and to be sure our translations of French are admirable things!
+
+To do the rest of the French justice, I mean such as like us, they adopt
+only our egregious follies, and in particular the flower of them,
+horse-racing![1] _Le Roi Pepin_, a racer, is the horse in fashion. I
+suppose the next shameful practice of ours they naturalize will be the
+personal scurrilities in the newspapers, especially on young and
+handsome women, in which we certainly are originals! Voltaire, who first
+brought us into fashion in France, is stark mad at his own success. Out
+of envy to writers of his own nation, he cried up Shakspeare; and now is
+distracted at the just encomiums bestowed on that first genius of the
+world in the new translation. He sent to the French Academy an
+invective that bears all the marks of passionate dotage. Mrs. Montagu
+happened to be present when it was read. Suard, one of their writers,
+said to her, "Je crois, Madame, que vous êtes un peu fâché de ce que
+vous venez d'entendre." She replied, "Moi, Monsieur! point du tout! Je
+ne suis pas amie de Monsieur Voltaire." I shall go to town the day after
+to-morrow, and will add a postscript, if I hear any news.
+
+[Footnote 1: "A rage for adopting English fashions (Anglomanie, as it
+was called) began to prevail; and, among the different modes in which it
+was exhibited, it is especially noticed that tea was introduced, and
+began to share with coffee the privilege of affording sober refreshment
+to those who aspired in their different ways to give the tone to French
+society. A less innocent novelty was a passion for horse-racing, in
+which the Comte d'Artois and the Duc de Chartres set the example of
+indulging, establishing a racecourse in the Bois de Boulogne. The Count
+had but little difficulty in persuading the Queen to attend it, and she
+soon showed so decided a fancy for the sport, and became so regular a
+visitor of it, that a small stand was built for her, which in subsequent
+years provoked unfavourable comments, when the Prince obtained her leave
+to give luncheon to some of their racing friends, who were not in every
+instance of a character entitled to be brought into a royal presence"
+(the Editor's "Life of Marie Antoinette," c. II).]
+
+_Dec. 3rd._
+
+I am come late, have seen nobody, and must send away my letter.
+
+
+_OSSIAN--CHATTERTON._
+
+TO THE REV. WILLIAM COLE.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _June_ 19, 1777.
+
+I thank you for your notices, dear Sir, and shall remember that on
+Prince William. I did see the _Monthly Review_, but hope one is not
+guilty of the death of every man who does not make one the dupe of a
+forgery. I believe M'Pherson's success with "Ossian"[1] was more the
+ruin of Chatterton[2] than I. Two years passed between my doubting the
+authenticity of Rowley's poems and his death. I never knew he had been
+in London till some time after he had undone and poisoned himself there.
+The poems he sent me were transcripts in his own hand, and even in that
+circumstance he told a lie: he said he had them from the very person at
+Bristol to whom he had given them. If any man was to tell you that
+monkish rhymes had been dug up at Herculaneum, which was destroyed
+several centuries before there was any such poetry, should you believe
+it? Just the reverse is the case of Rowley's pretended poems. They have
+all the elegance of Waller and Prior, and more than Lord Surrey--but I
+have no objection to anybody believing what he pleases. I think poor
+Chatterton was an astonishing genius--but I cannot think that Rowley
+foresaw metres that were invented long after he was dead, or that our
+language was more refined at Bristol in the reign of Henry V. than it
+was at Court under Henry VIII. One of the chaplains of the Bishop of
+Exeter has found a line of Rowley in "Hudibras"--the monk might foresee
+that too! The prematurity of Chatterton's genius is, however, full as
+wonderful, as that such a prodigy as Rowley should never have been heard
+of till the eighteenth century. The youth and industry of the former are
+miracles, too, yet still more credible. There is not a symptom in the
+poems, but the old words, that savours of Rowley's age--change the old
+words for modern, and the whole construction is of yesterday.
+
+[Footnote 1: Macpherson was a Scotch literary man, who in 1760 published
+"Fingal" in six books, which he declared he had translated from a poem
+by Ossian, son of Fingal, a Gaelic prince of the third century. For a
+moment the work was accepted as genuine in some quarters, especially by
+some of the Edinburgh divines. But Dr. Johnson denounced it as an
+imposture from the first. He pointed out that Macpherson had never
+produced the manuscripts from which he professed to have translated it
+when challenged to do so. He maintained also that the so-called poem had
+no merits; that "it was a mere unconnected rhapsody, a tiresome
+repetition of the same images;" and his opinion soon became so generally
+adopted, that Macpherson wrote him a furious letter of abuse, even
+threatening him with personal violence; to which Johnson replied "that
+he would not be deterred from exposing what he thought a cheat by the
+menaces of a ruffian"--a reply which seems to have silenced Mr.
+Macpherson (Boswell's "Life of Johnson," i. 375, ii. 310).]
+
+[Footnote 2: Chatterton's is a melancholy story. In 1768, when a boy of
+only sixteen, he published a volume of ballads which he described as the
+work of Rowley, a priest of Bristol in the fifteenth century, and which
+he affirmed he had found in an old chest in the crypt of the Church of
+St. Mary Redcliffe at Bristol, of which his father was sexton. They gave
+proofs of so rich and precocious a genius, that if he had published them
+as his own works, he would "have found himself famous" in a moment, as
+Byron did forty years afterwards. But people resented the attempt to
+impose on them, Walpole being among the first to point out the proofs of
+their modern composition; and consequently the admiration which his
+genius might have excited was turned into general condemnation of his
+imposture, and in despair he poisoned himself in 1770, when he was only
+eighteen years old.]
+
+
+_AFFAIRS IN AMERICA--THE CZARINA AND THE EMPEROR OF CHINA._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _Oct._ 26, 1777.
+
+It is past my usual period of writing to you; which would not have
+happened but from an uncommon, and indeed, considering the moment, an
+extraordinary dearth of matter. I could have done nothing but describe
+suspense, and every newspaper told you that. Still we know nothing
+certain of the state of affairs in America; the very existence where, of
+the Howes, is a mystery. The General is said to have beaten Washington,
+Clinton to have repulsed three attacks, and Burgoyne[1] to be beaten.
+The second alone is credited. Impatience is very high, and uneasiness
+increases with every day. There is no sanguine face anywhere, but many
+alarmed ones. The pains taken, by circulating false reports, to keep up
+some confidence, only increase the dissatisfaction by disappointing.
+Some advantage gained may put off clamour for some months: but I think,
+the longer it is suspended, the more terrible it will be; and how the
+war should end but in ruin, I am not wise enough to conjecture. France
+suspends the blow, to make it more inevitable. She has suffered us to
+undo ourselves: will she allow us time to recover? We have begged her
+indulgence in the first: will she grant the second prayer?...
+
+[Footnote 1: In June and July General Burgoyne, a man of some literary
+as well as military celebrity, achieved some trifling successes over the
+colonial army, alternating, however, with some defeats. He took
+Ticonderoga, but one of his divisions was defeated with heavy loss at
+Bennington--a disaster which, Lord Stanhope says, exercised a fatal
+influence over the rest of the campaign; and finally, a week before this
+letter was written, he and all his army were so hemmed in at Saratoga,
+that they were compelled to lay down their arms--a disgrace which was
+the turning-point of the war, and which is compared by Lord Stanhope to
+the capitulation of his own ancestor at Brihuega in the war of the
+Spanish Succession. The surrender of Saratoga was the event which
+determined the French and Spaniards to recognise the independence of the
+colonies, and consequently to unite with them in the war against
+England.]
+
+You have heard of the inundation at Petersburg. That ill wind produced
+luck to somebody. As the Empress had not distressed objects enough among
+her own people to gratify her humanity, she turned the torrent of her
+bounty towards that unhappy relict the Duchess of Kingston, and ordered
+her Admiralty to take particular care of the marvellous yacht that bore
+Messalina and her fortune. Pray mind that I bestow the latter Empress's
+name on the Duchess, only because she married a second husband in the
+lifetime of the first. Amongst other benevolences, the Czarina lent her
+Grace a courier to despatch to England--I suppose to acquaint Lord
+Bristol that he is not a widower. That courier brought a letter from a
+friend to Dr. Hunter, with the following anecdote. Her Imperial Majesty
+proposed to her brother of China to lay waste a large district that
+separates their two empires, lest it should, as it has been on the point
+of doing, produce war between them; the two empires being at the two
+extremities of the world, not being distance enough to keep the peace.
+The ill-bred Tartar sent no answer to so humane a project. On the
+contrary, he dispersed a letter to the Russian people, in which he tells
+them that a woman--he might have said the Minerva of the French
+_literati_--had proposed to him to extirpate all the inhabitants of a
+certain region belonging to him, but that he knew better what to do with
+his own country: however, he could but wonder that the people of all the
+Russias should still submit to be governed by a creature that had
+assassinated her husband.--Oh! if she had pulled the Ottoman by the nose
+in the midst of Constantinople, as she intended to do, this savage would
+have been more civilised. I doubt the same rude monarch is still on the
+throne, who would not suffer Prince Czernichew to enter his territories,
+when sent to notify her Majesty's _hereditary_ succession to her
+husband; but bade him be told, he would not receive an ambassador from a
+murderess. Is it not shocking that the law of nations, and the law of
+politeness, should not yet have abrogated the laws of justice and
+good-sense in a nation reckoned so civilised as the Chinese? What an age
+do we live in, if there is still a country where the Crown does not take
+away all defects! Good night!
+
+
+_DEATH OF LORD CHATHAM--THURLOW BECOMES LORD CHANCELLOR._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _May_ 31, 1778.
+
+I am forced to look at the dates I keep of my letters, to see what
+events I have or have not told you; for at this crisis something happens
+every day; though nothing very striking since the death of Lord Chatham,
+with which I closed my last. No?--yes, but there has. All England, which
+had abandoned him, found out, the moment his eyes were closed, that
+nothing but Lord Chatham could have preserved them. How lucky for him
+that the experiment cannot be made! Grief is fond, and grief is
+generous. The Parliament will bury him; the City begs the honour of
+being his grave; and the important question is not yet decided, whether
+he is to lie at Westminster or in St. Paul's; on which it was well said,
+that it would be "robbing Peter to pay Paul." An annuity of four
+thousand pounds is settled on the title of Chatham, and twenty thousand
+pounds allotted to pay his debts. The Opposition and the Administration
+disputed zeal; and neither care a straw about him. He is already as much
+forgotten as John of Gaunt.
+
+General Burgoyne has succeeded and been the topic, and for two days
+engrossed the attention of the House of Commons; and probably will be
+heard of no more. He was even forgotten for three hours while he was on
+the tapis, by a violent quarrel between Temple Luttrell (a brother of
+the Duchess of Cumberland) and Lord George Germaine; but the public has
+taken affection for neither them nor the General: being much more
+disposed at present to hate than to love--except the dead. It will be
+well if the ill-humour, which increases, does not break out into overt
+acts.
+
+I know not what to say of war. The Toulon squadron was certainly blown
+back. That of Brest is supposed to be destined to invade some part of
+this country or Ireland; or rather, it is probable, will attempt our
+fleet. In my own opinion, there is no great alacrity in France--I mean,
+in the Court of France--for war; and, as we have had time for great
+preparations, their eagerness will not increase. We shall suffer as much
+as they can desire by the loss of America, without their risk, and in a
+few years shall be able to give them no umbrage; especially as our
+frenzy is still so strong, that, if France left us at quiet, I am
+persuaded we should totally exhaust ourselves in pursuing the vision of
+reconquest. Spain continues to disclaim hostility as you told me. If the
+report is true of revolts in Mexico, they would be as good as a bond
+under his Catholic Majesty's hand.
+
+We shall at least not doze, as we are used to do, in summer. The
+Parliament is to have only short adjournments; and our senators, instead
+of retiring to horse-races (_their_ plough), are all turned soldiers,
+and disciplining militia. Camps everywhere, and the ladies in the
+uniform of their husbands! In short, if the dose is not too strong, a
+little adversity would not be quite unseasonable.--A little! you will
+cry; why what do you call the loss of America? Oh! my dear sir, do you
+think a capital as enormous as London has its nerves affected by what
+happens beyond the Atlantic? What has become of all your reading? There
+is nothing so unnatural as the feelings of a million of persons who live
+together in one city. They have not one conception like those in
+villages and in the country. They presume or despond from quite
+different motives. They have both more sense and less, than those who
+are not in contact with a multitude. Wisdom forms empires, but folly
+dissolves them; and a great capital, which dictates to the rest of the
+community, is always the last to perceive the decays of the whole,
+because it takes its own greatness for health.
+
+Lord Holdernesse is dead; not quite so considerable a personage as he
+once expected to be, though Nature never intended him for anything that
+he was. The Chancellor, another child of Fortune, quits the Seals; and
+they are, or are to be, given to the Attorney-General, Thurlow, whom
+nobody will reproach with want of abilities.
+
+As the Parliament will rise on Tuesday, you will not expect my letters
+so frequently as of late, especially if hostilities do not commence. In
+fact, our newspapers tell you everything faster than I can: still I
+write, because you have more faith in my intelligence; yet all its merit
+consists in my not telling you fables. I hear no more than everybody
+does, but I send you only what is sterling; or, at least, give you
+reports for no more than they are worth. I believe Sir John Dick is much
+more punctual, and hears more; but, till you displace me, I shall
+execute my office of being your gazetteer.
+
+
+_EXULTATION OF FRANCE AT OUR DISASTERS IN
+AMERICA--FRANKLIN--NECKER--CHATTERTON._
+
+TO THE REV. WILLIAM COLE.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _June_ 3, 1778.
+
+I will not dispute with you, dear Sir, on patriots and politics. One
+point is past controversy, that the Ministers have ruined this country;
+and if the Church of England is satisfied with being reconciled to the
+Church of Rome, and thinks it a compensation for the loss of America and
+all credit in Europe, she is as silly an old woman as any granny in an
+almshouse. France is very glad we have grown such fools, and soon saw
+that the Presbyterian Dr. Franklin[1] had more sense than our Ministers
+together. She has got over all her prejudices, has expelled the Jesuits,
+and made the Protestant Swiss, Necker,[2] her Comptroller-general. It is
+a little woful, that we are relapsing into the nonsense the rest of
+Europe is shaking off! and it is more deplorable, as we know by repeated
+experience, that this country has always been disgraced by Tory
+administrations. The rubric is the only gainer by them in a few martyrs.
+
+[Footnote 1: Dr. Franklin, as a man of science, may almost be called the
+father of electrical science. He was the discoverer of the electrical
+character of lightning, a discovery which he followed up by the
+invention of iron conductors for the protection of buildings, &c., from
+lightning. He was also a very zealous politician, and one of the leaders
+of the American colonists in their resistance to the taxation imposed
+first by Mr. Grenville and afterwards by Mr. C. Townshend. He resided
+for several years in England as agent for the State of Pennsylvania, and
+in that character, in the year 1765, was examined before the Committee
+of the House of Commons on the Stamp Act of Mr. Grenville. After the
+civil war broke out he was elected a member of the American Congress,
+and was sent as an envoy to France to negotiate a treaty with that
+country. As early as 1758 he was elected a member of the Royal Society
+in England, and received the honorary degree of D.C.L. from the
+University of Oxford.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Necker was originally a banker, in which business he made a
+large fortune; but after a time he turned his attention to politics. He
+began by opposing the financial and constitutional schemes of the great
+Turgot, and shortly after the dismissal of that Minister he himself was
+admitted into the Ministry as a sort of Secretary to the Treasury, his
+religion, as a Protestant, being a bar to his receiving the title of
+"Comptroller-General," though, in fact, he had the entire management of
+the finance of the kingdom, which, by artful misrepresentation of his
+measures and suppression of such important facts, that he had contracted
+loans to the amount of twenty millions of money, he represented as far
+more flourishing than in reality it was. At the end of two or three
+years he resigned his office in discontent at his services not receiving
+the rewards to which he considered himself entitled. But in 1788 he was
+again placed in office, on this occasion as Comptroller-General, and,
+practically, Prime Minister, a post for which he was utterly unfit; for
+he had not one qualification for a statesman, was a prey to the most
+overweening vanity, and his sole principles of action were a thirst for
+popularity and a belief in "the dominion of reason and the abstract
+virtues of mankind." Under the influence of these notions he frittered
+away the authority and dignity of the King; and, as Napoleon afterwards
+truly told his grandson, was, in truth, the chief cause of all the
+horrors of the Revolution.]
+
+I do not know yet what is settled about the spot of Lord Chatham's
+interment. I am not more an enthusiast to his memory than you. I knew
+his faults and his defects--yet one fact cannot only not be
+controverted, but I doubt more remarkable every day--I mean, that under
+him we attained not only our highest elevation, but the most solid
+authority in Europe. When the names of Marlborough and Chatham are still
+pronounced with awe in France, our little cavils make a puny sound.
+Nations that are beaten cannot be mistaken.
+
+I have been looking out for your friend a set of my heads of Painters,
+and I find I want six or seven. I think I have some odd ones in town; if
+I have not, I will have deficiencies supplied from the plates, though I
+fear they will not be good, as so many have been taken off. I should be
+very ungrateful for all your kindnesses, if I neglected any opportunity
+of obliging you, dear Sir. Indeed, our old and unalterable friendship is
+creditable to us both, and very uncommon between two persons who differ
+so much in their opinions relative to Church and State. I believe the
+reason is, that we are both sincere, and never meant to take advantage
+of our principles; which I allow is too common on both sides, and I own,
+too, fairly more common on my side of the question than on yours. There
+is a reason, too, for that; the honours and emoluments are in the gift
+of the Crown; the nation has no separate treasury to reward its friends.
+
+If Mr. Tyrwhitt has opened his eyes to Chatterton's forgeries,[1] there
+is an instance of conviction against strong prejudice! I have drawn up
+an account of my transaction with that marvellous young man; you shall
+see it one day or other, but I do not intend to print it. I have taken a
+thorough dislike to being an author; and if it would not look like
+begging you to compliment me, by contradicting me, I would tell you,
+what I am most seriously convinced of, that I find what small share of
+parts I had, grown dulled--and when I perceive it myself, I may well
+believe that others would not be less sharp-sighted. It is very natural;
+mine were spirits rather than parts; and as time has abated the one, it
+must surely destroy their resemblance to the other: pray don't say a
+syllable in reply on this head, or I shall have done exactly what I said
+I would not do. Besides, as you have always been too partial to me, I am
+on my guard, and when I will not expose myself to my enemies, I must not
+listen to the prejudices of my friends; and as nobody is more partial
+to me than you, there is nobody I must trust less in that respect. Yours
+most sincerely.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mr. Tyrrhwitt, a critic of great eminence, especially as
+the editor of "Chaucer," had at first believed the poems published by
+Chatterton to be the genuine works of Rowley, but was afterwards
+convinced, as Dr. Johnson also was, by the inspection of the manuscripts
+which the poor youth called the "originals," that they were quite
+recent.]
+
+
+_ADMIRAL KEPPEL'S SUCCESS--THREATS OF INVASION--FUNERAL OF LORD
+CHATHAM._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _July 7_, 1778.
+
+You tell me in yours of the 23rd of last month, which I received to-day,
+that my letters are necessary to your tranquillity. That is sufficient
+to make me write, though I have nothing very positive to tell you. I did
+not mention Admiral Keppel's skirmish with and capture of two frigates
+of the Brest squadron; not because I thought it trifling, but concluding
+that it would produce immediate declaration of war; and, for the fact
+itself, I knew both our papers and the French would anticipate me.
+Indeed, Sir John Dick has talked to me so much of his frequency and
+punctuality with you, that I might have concluded he would not neglect
+so public an event; not that I trust to anybody else for sending you
+intelligence.
+
+No Declaration has followed on either side. I, who know nothing but what
+everybody knows, am disposed to hope that both nations are grown
+rational; that is, humane enough to dislike carnage. Both kings are
+pacific by nature, and the voice of Europe now prefers legislators to
+_heroes_, which is but a name for destroyers of their species.
+
+It is true, we are threatened with invasion.[1] You ask me why I seem to
+apprehend less than formerly? For many reasons. In the first place, I am
+above thirty years older. Can one fear anything in the dregs of life as
+at the beginning? Experience, too, has taught me that nothing happens in
+proportion to our conceptions. I have learnt, too, exceedingly to
+undervalue human policy. Chance and folly counteract most of its wisdom.
+From the "Mémoires de Noailles"[2] I have learnt, that, between the
+years 1740 and 1750, when I,--ay, and my Lord Chesterfield too,--had
+such gloomy thoughts, France was trembling with dread of us. These are
+general reasons. My particular ones are, that, if France meditated a
+considerable blow, she has neglected her opportunity. Last year, we had
+neither army nor a manned fleet at home. Now, we have a larger and
+better army than ever we had in the island, and a strong fleet. Within
+these three days, our West India and Mediterranean fleets, for which we
+have been in great pain, are arrived, and bring not only above two
+millions, but such a host of sailors as will supply the deficiencies in
+our unequipped men-of-war. The country is covered with camps; General
+Conway, who has been to one of them, speaks with astonishment of the
+fineness of the men, of the regiments, of their discipline and
+manoeuvring. In short, the French Court has taught all our young
+nobility to be soldiers. The Duke of Grafton, who was the most indolent
+of ministers, is the most indefatigable of officers. For my part, I am
+almost afraid that there will be a larger military spirit amongst our
+men of quality than is wholesome for our constitution: France will have
+done us hurt enough, if she has turned us into generals instead of
+senators.
+
+[Footnote 1: The design of invading England, first conceived by Philip
+II. of Spain and the Duke of Parma, had been entertained also by Louis
+XIV.; and after Walpole's death ostentatious preparations for such an
+expedition were made in 1805 by Napoleon. But some years afterwards
+Napoleon told Metternich, the Austrian Prime Minister, that he had never
+really designed to undertake the enterprise, being convinced of the
+impossibility of succeeding in it, and that the sole object of his
+preparations and of the camp at Boulogne had been to throw Austria off
+her guard.]
+
+[Footnote 2: The Duc de Noailles had been the French Commander-in-chief
+at the battle of Dettingen in 1743.]
+
+I can conceive another reason why France should not choose to venture an
+invasion. It is certain that at least five American provinces wish for
+peace with us. Nor can I think that thirteen English provinces would be
+pleased at seeing England invaded. Any considerable blow received by us,
+would turn their new allies into haughty protectors. Should we accept a
+bad peace, America would find her treaty with them a very bad one: in
+short, I have treated you with speculations instead of facts. I know but
+one of the latter sort. The King's army has evacuated Philadelphia, from
+having eaten up the country, and has returned to New York. Thus it is
+more compact, and has less to defend.
+
+General Howe is returned, richer in money than laurels. I do not know,
+indeed, that his wealth is great.
+
+Fanaticism in a nation is no novelty; but you must know, that, though
+the effects were so solid, the late appearance of enthusiasm about Lord
+Chatham was nothing but a general affectation of enthusiasm. It was a
+contention of hypocrisy between the Opposition and the Court, which did
+not last even to his burial. Not three of the Court attended it, and not
+a dozen of the Minority of any note. He himself said, between his fall
+in the House of Lords and his death, that, when he came to himself, not
+one of his old acquaintance of the Court but Lord Despencer so much as
+asked how he did. Do you imagine people are struck with the death of a
+man, who were not struck with the sudden appearance of his death? We do
+not counterfeit so easily on a surprise, as coolly; and, when we are
+cool on surprise, we do not grow agitated on reflection.
+
+The last account I heard from Germany was hostile. Four days ago both
+the Imperial and Prussian Ministers[1] expected news of a battle. O, ye
+fathers of your people, do you thus dispose of your children? How many
+thousand lives does a King save, who signs a peace! It was said in jest
+of our Charles II., that he was the real _father_ of his people, so many
+of them did he beget himself. But tell me, ye divines, which is the most
+virtuous man, he who begets twenty bastards, or he who sacrifices a
+hundred thousand lives? What a contradiction is human nature! The Romans
+rewarded the man who got three children, and laid waste the world. When
+will the world know that peace and propagation are the two most
+delightful things in it? As his Majesty of France has found out the
+latter, I hope he will not forget the former.
+
+[Footnote 1: Towards the close of 1777 Maximilian, the Elector of
+Bavaria, died, and the Emperor Joseph claimed many of his fiefs as
+having escheated to him. Frederic the Great, who was still jealous of
+Austria, endeavoured to form a league to aid the new Elector in his
+resistance to Joseph's demands, and even invaded Bohemia with an army of
+eighty thousand men; but the Austrian army was equally strong. No action
+of any importance took place; and in the spring of 1779 the treaty of
+Teschen was concluded between the Empire, Prussia, and Bavaria, by which
+a small portion of the district claimed by Joseph was ceded to Austria.]
+
+
+_SUGGESTION OF NEGOTIATIONS WITH FRANCE--PARTITION OF POLAND._
+
+TO THE HON. H.S. CONWAY.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _July_ 8, 1778.
+
+I have had some conversation with a ministerial person, on the subject
+of pacification with France; and he dropped a hint, that as we should
+not have much of a good peace, the Opposition would make great clamour
+on it. I said a few words on the duty of Ministers to do what they
+thought right, be the consequence what it would. But as honest men do
+not want such lectures, and dishonest will not let them weigh, I waived
+that theme, to dwell on what is more likely to be persuasive, and which
+I am firmly persuaded is no less true than the former maxim; and that
+was, that the Ministers are _still_ so strong, that if they could get a
+peace that would save the nation, though not a brilliant or glorious
+one, the nation in general would be pleased with it, and the clamours of
+the Opposition be insignificant.
+
+I added, what I think true, too, that no time is to be lost in treating;
+not only for preventing a blow, but from the consequences the first
+misfortune would have. The nation is not yet alienated from the Court,
+but it is growing so; is grown so enough, for any calamity to have
+violent effects. Any internal disturbance would advance the hostile
+designs of France. An insurrection from distress would be a double
+invitation to invasion; and, I am sure, much more to be dreaded, even
+personally, by the Ministers, than the ill-humours of Opposition for
+even an inglorious peace. To do the Opposition justice, it is not
+composed of incendiaries. Parliamentary speeches raise no tumults: but
+tumults would be a dreadful thorough bass to speeches. The Ministers do
+not know the strength they have left (supposing they apply it in time),
+if they are afraid of making any peace. They were too sanguine in making
+war; I hope they will not be too timid of making peace.
+
+What do you think of an idea of mine of offering France a neutrality?
+that is, to allow her to assist both us and the Americans. I know she
+would assist only them: but were it not better to connive at her
+assisting them, without attacking us, than her doing both? A treaty with
+her would perhaps be followed by one with America. We are sacrificing
+all the essentials we _can_ recover, for a few words; and risking the
+independence of this country, for the nominal supremacy over America.
+France seems to leave us time for treating. She mad no scruple of
+begging peace of us in '63, that she might lie by and recover her
+advantages. Was not that a wise precedent? Does not she _now_ show that
+it was? Is not policy the honour of nations? I mean, not morally, but
+has Europe left itself any other honour? And since it has really left
+itself no honour, and as little morality, does not the morality of a
+nation consist in its preserving itself in as much happiness as it can?
+The invasion of Portugal by Spain in the last war, and the partition of
+Poland,[1] have abrogated the law of nations. Kings have left no ties
+between one another. Their duty to their people is still allowed. He is
+a good King that preserves his people; and if temporising answers that
+end, is it not justifiable? You, who are as moral as wise, answer my
+questions. Grotius[2] is obsolete. Dr. Joseph and Dr. Frederic, with
+four hundred thousand commentators, are reading new lectures--and I
+should say, thank God, to one another, if the four hundred thousand
+commentators were not in worse danger than they. Louis XVI. is grown a
+casuist compared to those partitioners. Well, let us simple individuals
+keep our honesty, and bless our stars that we have not armies at our
+command, lest we should divide kingdoms that are at our _bienséance_!
+What a dreadful thing it is for such a wicked little imp as man to have
+absolute power! But I have travelled into Germany, when I meant to talk
+to you only of England; and it is too late to recall my text. Good
+night!
+
+[Footnote 1: A partition of Poland had been proposed by the Great
+Elector of Brandenburgh as early as the middle of the seventeenth
+century, his idea being that he, the Emperor, and the King of Sweden
+should divide the whole country between them. At that time, however, the
+mutual jealousies of the three princes prevented the scheme from being
+carried out. But in 1770 the idea was revived by Frederic the Great, who
+sent his brother Henry to discuss it with the Czarina. She eagerly
+embraced it; and the new Emperor Joseph had so blind an admiration for
+Frederic, that it was not hard to induce him to become a confederate in
+the scheme of plunder. And the three allies had less difficulty than
+might have been expected in arranging the details. In extent of
+territory Austria was the principal gainer, her share being of
+sufficient importance to receive a new name as the kingdom of Galicia;
+the share of Prussia being West Prussia and Pomerania, with the
+exception of Dantzic and the fortress of Thorn; while Russia took Polish
+Livonia and the rich provinces to the east of the Dwina. But the
+spoilers were not long contented with their acquisitions. In 1791
+intrigues among the Polish nobles, probably fomented by the Czarina
+herself, gave her a pretence for interfering in their affairs; and the
+result was a second partition, which gave the long-coveted port of
+Dantzic and a long district on the shore of the Baltic to Prussia, and
+such extensive provinces adjoining Russia to Catharine, that all that
+was left to the Polish sovereign was a small territory with a population
+that hardly amounted to four millions of subjects. The partition excited
+great indignation all over Europe, but in 1772 England was sufficiently
+occupied with the troubles beginning to arise in America, and France was
+still too completely under the profligate and imbecile rule of Louis XV.
+and Mme. du Barri, and too much weakened by her disasters in the Seven
+Years' War, for any manly counsels or indication of justice and humanity
+to be expected from that country.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Grotius (a Latinised form of Groot) was an eminent
+statesman and jurist of Holland at the beginning of the seventeenth
+century. He was a voluminous author; his most celebrated works being a
+treatise, "De jure belli et pacis," and another on the "Truth of the
+Christian Religion."]
+
+[Illustration: VIEW OF GARDEN, STRAWBERRY HILL, FROM THE GREAT
+BED-CHAMBER.]
+
+
+_UNSUCCESSFUL CRUISE OF KEPPEL--CHARACTER OF LORD CHATHAM._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Oct._ 8, 1778.
+
+As you are so earnest for news, I am concerned when I have not a
+paragraph to send you. It looks as if distance augmented your
+apprehensions; for, I assure you, at home we have lost almost all
+curiosity. Though the two fleets have been so long at sea, and though,
+before their last _sortie_, one heard nothing but _What news of the
+fleets?_ of late there has been scarcely any inquiry; and so the French
+one is returned to Brest, and ours is coming home. Admiral Keppel is
+very unlucky in having missed them, for they had not above twenty-five
+ships. Letters from Paris say that their camps, too, are to break up at
+the end of this month: but we do not intend to be the dupes of that
+_finesse_, if it is one, but shall remain on our guard. One must hope
+that winter will produce some negotiation; and that, peace. Indeed, as
+war is not declared, I conclude there is always some treating on the
+anvil; and, should it end well, at least this age will have made a step
+towards humanity, in omitting the ceremonial of proclamation, which
+seems to make it easier to cease being at war. But I am rather making
+out a proxy for a letter than sending you news. But, you see, even
+armies of hundred thousands in Germany can execute as little as we; and
+you must remember what the Grand Condé, or the great Prince of Orange--I
+forget which--said, that unmarried girls imagine husbands are always on
+duty, unmilitary men that soldiers are always fighting. One of the Duke
+of Marlborough's Generals dining with the Lord Mayor, an Alderman who
+sat next to him said, "Sir, yours must be a very laborious
+profession."--"No," replied the General, "we fight about four hours in
+the morning, and two or three after dinner, and then we have all the
+rest of the day to ourselves."
+
+The King has been visiting camps,--and so has Sir William Howe, who, one
+should think, had had enough of them; and who, one should think too, had
+not achieved such exploits as should make him fond of parading himself
+about, or expect many hosannahs. To have taken one town, and retreated
+from two, is not very glorious in military arithmetic; and to have
+marched twice to Washington, and returned without attacking him, is no
+addition to the sum total.
+
+Did I tell you that Mrs. Anne Pitt is returned, and acts great grief for
+her brother? I suppose she was the dupe of the farce acted by the two
+Houses and the Court, and had not heard that none of them carried on the
+pantomime even to his burial. Her nephew gave a little into that mummery
+even to me; forgetting how much I must remember of his aversion to his
+uncle. Lord Chatham was a meteor, and a glorious one; people discovered
+that he was not a genuine luminary, and yet everybody in mimickry has
+been an _ignis fatuus_ about him. Why not allow his magnificent
+enterprises and good fortune, and confess his defects; instead of being
+bombast in his praises, and at the same time discover that the
+amplification is insincere? A Minister who inspires great actions must
+be a great Minister; and Lord Chatham will always appear so,--by
+comparison with his predecessors and successors. He retrieved our
+affairs when ruined by a most incapable Administration; and we are
+fallen into a worse state since he was removed. Therefore, I doubt,
+posterity will allow more to his merit, than it is the present fashion
+to accord to it. Our historians have of late been fond of decrying Queen
+Elizabeth, in order if possible to raise the Stuarts: but great actions
+surmount foibles; and folly and guilt would always remain folly and
+guilt, though there had never been a great man or woman in the world.
+Our modern tragedies, hundreds of them do not contain a good line; nor
+are they a jot the better, because Shakspeare, who was superior to all
+mankind, wrote some whole plays that are as bad as any of our present
+writers.
+
+I shall be very glad to see your nephew, and talk of you with him; which
+will be more satisfactory than questioning accidental travellers.
+
+
+_CAPTURE OF PONDICHERRY--CHANGES IN THE MINISTRY--LA FAYETTE IN
+AMERICA._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _March_ 22, 1779.
+
+If your representative dignity is impaired westward, you may add to
+your eastern titles those of "Rose of India" and "Pearl of
+Pondicherry."[1] The latter gem is now set in one of the vacant sockets
+of the British diadem.
+
+[Footnote 1: The authority of the great Warren Hastings, originally
+limited to five years, was renewed this year; and he signalised the
+prolongation of his authority by more vigorous attacks than ever on the
+French fortresses in India. He sent one body of troops against
+Chandemagore, their chief stronghold in Bengal; another against
+Pondicherry, their head-quarters in the south of Hindostan; while a
+third, under Colonel Goddard, defeated the two Mahratta chieftains
+Scindia and Holkar, and took some of their strongest fortresses.]
+
+I have nothing to subjoin to this high-flown paragraph, that will at all
+keep pace with the majesty of it. I should have left to the _Gazette_ to
+wish you joy, nor have begun a new letter without more materials, if I
+did not fear you would be still uneasy about your nephew. I hear he has,
+_since his parenthesis_, voted again with the Court; therefore he has
+probably not taken a new _part_, but only made a Pindaric transition on
+a particular question. I have seen him but twice since his arrival, and
+from both those visits I had no reason to expect he would act
+differently from what you wished. Perhaps it may never happen again. I
+go so little into the world, that I don't at all know what company he
+frequents. He talked so reasonably and tenderly with regard to you, that
+I shall be much deceived if he often gives you any inquietude.
+
+The place of Secretary of State is not replenished yet. Several
+different successors have been talked of. At least, at present, there is
+a little chance of its being supplied by the Opposition. Their numbers
+have fallen off again, though they are more alert than they used to be.
+I do not love to foretell, because no Elijah left me his mantle, in
+which, it seems, the gift of prophecy resides; and, if I see clouds
+gathering, I less care to announce their contents to foreign
+post-offices. On the other hand, it is no secret, nor one to disguise if
+it were, that the French trade must suffer immensely by our captures.
+
+Private news I know none. The Bishops are trying to put a stop to one
+staple commodity of that kind, Adultery. I do not suppose that they
+expect to lessen it; but, to be sure, it was grown to a sauciness that
+did call for a decenter veil. I do not think they have found out a good
+cure; and I am of opinion, too, that flagrancy proceeds from national
+depravity, which tinkering one branch will not remedy. Perhaps polished
+manners are a better proof of virtue in an age than of vice, though
+system-makers do not hold so: at least, decency has seldom been the
+symptom of a sinking nation.
+
+When one talks on general themes, it is a sign of having little to say.
+It is not that there is a dearth of topics; but I only profess sending
+you information on events that really have happened, to guide you
+towards forming a judgment. At home, we are fed with magnificent hopes
+and promises that are never realized. For instance, to prove discord in
+America, Monsieur de la Fayette[1] was said to rail at the Congress,
+and their whole system and transactions. There is just published an
+intercourse between them that exhibits enthusiasm in him towards their
+cause, and the highest esteem for him on their side. For my part, I see
+as little chance of recovering America as of re-conquering the Holy
+Land. Still, I do not amuse you with visions on either side, but tell
+you nakedly what advantage has been gained or lost. This caution
+abbreviates my letters; but, in general, you can depend on what I tell
+you. Adieu!
+
+[Footnote 1: Monsieur de la Fayette was a young French marquis of
+ancient family, but of limited fortune. He was a man of no ability,
+civil or military, and not even of much resolution, unless a blind
+fanaticism for republican principles can be called so. When the American
+war broke out he conceived such an admiration for Washington, that he
+resigned his commission in the French army to cross over to America and
+serve with the colonists; but it cannot be said that he was of any
+particular service to their cause. Afterwards, in 1789, he entered
+warmly into the schemes of the leaders of the Revolution, and
+contributed greatly to the difficulties and misfortunes of the Royal
+Family, especially by his conduct as Commander of the National Guard,
+which was a contemptible combination of treachery and imbecility.]
+
+_Tuesday 24th._
+
+I hear this moment that an account is come this morning of D'Estaing
+with sixteen ships being blocked up by Byron at Martinico, and that
+Rowley with eight more was expected by the latter in a day or two.
+D'Estaing, it is supposed, will be starved to surrender, and the island
+too. I do not answer for this intelligence or consequences; but, if the
+first is believed, you may be sure the rest is.
+
+
+_DIVISIONS IN THE MINISTRY--CHARACTER OF THE ITALIANS AND OF THE
+FRENCH._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _July_ 7, 1779.
+
+How much larger the war will be for the addition of Spain, I do not
+know. Hitherto it has produced no events but the shutting of our ports
+against France, and the junction of nine ships from Ferrol with the
+French squadron. They talk of a great navy getting ready at Cadiz, and
+of mighty preparations in the ports of France for an embarkation. As all
+this must have been foreseen, I suppose we are ready to resist all
+attacks.
+
+The Parliament rose last Saturday, not without an open division in the
+Ministry: Lord Gower, President of the Council, heading an opposition to
+a Bill for doubling the Militia, which had passed the Commons, and
+throwing it out; which Lord North as publicly resented. I make no
+comments on this, because I really know nothing of the motives.
+Thoroughly convinced that all my ideas are superannuated, and too old to
+learn new lessons, I only hear what passes, pretend to understand
+nothing, and wait patiently for events as they present themselves. I
+listen enough to be able to acquaint you with facts of public notoriety;
+but attempt to explain none of them, if they do not carry legibility in
+the van.
+
+Your nephew, who lives more in the world, and is coming to you, will be
+far more master of the details. He called here some few days ago, as I
+was going out to dinner, but has kindly promised to come and dine here
+before he sets out. His journey is infinitely commendable, as entirely
+undertaken to please you. It will be very comfortable too, as surely the
+concourse of English must much abate, especially as France is
+interdicted. Travelling boys and self-sufficient governors would be an
+incumbrance to you, could you see more of your countrymen of more
+satisfactory conversation. Florence probably is improved since it had a
+Court of its own, and there must be men a little more enlightened than
+the poor Italians. Scarcely any of the latter that ever I knew but, if
+they had parts, were buffoons. I believe the boasted _finesse_ of the
+ruling clergy is pretty much a traditionary notion, like their jealousy.
+More nations than one live on former characters after they are totally
+changed.
+
+I have been often and much in France. In the provinces they may still be
+gay and lively; but at Paris, bating the pert _étourderie_ of very young
+men, I protest I scarcely ever saw anything like vivacity--the Duc de
+Choiseul alone had more than any hundred Frenchmen I could select. Their
+women are the first in the world in everything but beauty; sensible,
+agreeable, and infinitely informed. The _philosophes_, except Buffon,
+are solemn, arrogant, dictatorial coxcombs--I need not say superlatively
+disagreeable. The rest are amazingly ignorant in general, and void of
+all conversation but the routine with women. My dear and very old friend
+[Madame du Deffand] is a relic of a better age, and at nearly
+eighty-four has all the impetuosity that _was_ the character of the
+French. They have not found out, I believe, how much their nation is
+sunk in Europe;--probably the Goths and Vandals of the North will open
+their eyes before a century is past. I speak of the swarming empires
+that have conglomerated within our memories. _We_ dispelled the vision
+twenty years ago: but let us be modest till we do so again....
+
+_11th._
+
+Last night I received from town the medal you promised me on the Moorish
+alliance.[1] It is at least as magnificent as the occasion required, and
+yet not well executed. The medallist Siriez, I conclude, is grandson of
+my old acquaintance Louis Siriez of the Palazzo Vecchio.
+
+[Footnote 1: A treaty had just been concluded between the Duke of
+Tuscany and the Emperor of Morocco.]
+
+Yesterday's Gazette issued a proclamation on the expected invasion from
+Havre, where they are embarking mightily. Some think the attempt will be
+on Portsmouth. To sweeten this pill, Clinton has taken a fort and
+seventy men--not near Portsmouth, but New York; and there were reports
+at the latter that Charleston is likely to surrender. This would be
+something, if there were not a French war and a Spanish war in the way
+between us and Carolina. Sir Charles Hardy is at Torbay with the whole
+fleet, which perhaps was not a part of the plan at Havre: we shall see,
+and you shall hear, if anything passes.
+
+_Friday night, July 16th._
+
+Your nephew has sent me word that he will breakfast with me to-morrow,
+but shall not have time to dine. I have nothing to add to the foregoing
+general picture. We have been bidden even by proclamation to expect an
+invasion, and troops and provisions have for this week said to have been
+embarked. Still I do not much expect a serious descent. The French, I
+think, have better chances with less risk. They may ruin us in detail.
+The fleet is at present at home or very near, and very strong; nor do I
+think that the French plan is activity:--but it is idle to talk of the
+present moment, when it will be some time before you receive this. I am
+infinitely in more pain about Mr. Conway, who is in the midst of the
+storm in a nutshell, and I know will defend himself as if he was in the
+strongest fortification in Flanders--and, which is as bad, I believe the
+Court would sacrifice the island to sacrifice him. They played that
+infamous game last year on Keppel, when ten thousand times more was at
+stake. They look at the biggest objects through the diminishing end of
+every telescope; and, the higher they who look, the more malignant and
+mean the eye....
+
+Adieu! my dear Sir. In what manner we are to be undone, I do not guess;
+but I see no way by which we can escape happily out of this crisis--I
+mean, preserve the country and recover the Constitution. I thought for
+four years that calamity would bring us to our senses: but alas! we have
+none left to be brought to. We shall now suffer a greal deal, submit at
+last to a humiliating peace, and people will be content.--So adieu,
+England! it will be more or less a province or kind of province to
+France, and its viceroy will be, in what does not concern France, its
+despot--and will be content too! I shall not pity the country; I shall
+feel only for those who grieve with me at its abject state; or for
+posterity, if they do not, like other degraded nations, grow callously
+reconciled to their ignominy.
+
+
+_ERUPTION OF VESUVIUS--DEATH OF LORD TEMPLE._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+_Sept._ 16, 1779.
+
+I have received your letter by Colonel Floyd, and shall be surprised
+indeed if Caesar does not find his own purple a little rumpled, as well
+as his brother's mantle. But how astonished was I at finding that you
+did not mention the dreadful eruption of Vesuvius. Surely you had not
+heard of it! What are kings and their popguns to that wrath of Nature!
+How Sesostris, at the head of an army of nations, would have fallen
+prostrate to earth before a column of blazing embers eleven thousand
+feet high! I am impatient to hear more, as you are of the little
+conflict of us pigmies. Three days after my last set out, we received
+accounts of D'Estaing's success against Byron and Barrington, and of the
+capture of Grenada. I do not love to send first reports, which are
+rarely authentic. The subsequent narrative of the engagement is more
+favourable. It allows the victory to the enemy, but makes their loss of
+men much the more considerable. Of ships we lost but one, taken after
+the fight as going into port to refit. Sir Charles Hardy and
+D'Orvilliers have not met; the latter is at Brest, the former at
+Portsmouth. I never penetrated an inch into what is to be; and into some
+distant parts of our history, I mean the Eastern, I have never liked to
+look. I believe it an infamous scene; you know I have always thought it
+so; and the Marattas are a nation of banditti very proper to scourge the
+heroes of Europe, who go so far to plunder and put themselves into their
+way. Nature gave to mankind a beautiful world, and larger than it could
+occupy,--for, as to the eruption of Goths and Vandals occasioned by
+excess of population, I very much doubt it; and mankind prefers
+deforming the ready Paradise, to improving and enjoying it. Ambition and
+mischief, which one should not think were natural appetites, seem almost
+as much so as the impulse to propagation; and those pious rogues, the
+clergy, preach against what Nature forces us to practise (or she could
+not carry on her system), and not twice in a century say a syllable
+against the Lust of Destruction! Oh! one is lost in moralising, as one
+is in astronomy! In the ordinance and preservation of the great
+universal system one sees the Divine Artificer, but our intellects are
+too bounded to comprehend anything more.
+
+Lord Temple is dead by an accident. I never had any esteem for his
+abilities or character. He had grown up in the bask of Lord Chatham's
+glory, and had the folly to mistake half the rays for his own. The world
+was not such a dupe; and his last years discovered a selfish
+restlessness, and discovered to him, too, that no mortal regarded him
+but himself.
+
+The Lucans are in my neighbourhood, and talk with much affection of you.
+Adieu!
+
+
+_CHANCES OF WAR WITH HOLLAND--HIS FATHER'S POLICY--POPE--CHARACTER OF
+BOLINGBROKE._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+BERKELEY SQUARE, _Jan._ 13, 1780.
+
+In consequence of my last, it is right to make you easy, and tell you
+that I think we shall not have a Dutch war;[1] at least, nobody seems to
+expect it. What excuses we have made, I do not know; but I imagine the
+Hollanders are glad to gain by both sides, and glad not to be forced to
+quarrel with either.
+
+[Footnote 1: Walpole was mistaken in his calculations. "Holland at this
+time was divided by two great parties--the party of the Staatholder, the
+Prince of Orange, and the party inclining to France--of which the
+Pensionary, Van Bethel, was among the principal members; and this party
+was so insulting in their tone and measures, that at the end of 1780 we
+were compelled to declare war against them" (Lord Stanhope, "History of
+England," c. 63). But the war was not signalised by any action of
+importance.]
+
+What might have been expected much sooner, appears at last--a good deal
+of discontent; but chiefly where it was not much expected. The country
+gentlemen, after encouraging the Court to war with America, now, not
+very decently, are angry at the expense. As they have long seen the
+profusion, it would have been happy had they murmured sooner. Very
+serious associations are forming in many counties; and orders, under
+the title of petitions, coming to Parliament for correcting abuses. They
+talk of the waste of money; are silent on the thousands of lives that
+have been sacrificed--but when are human lives counted by any side?
+
+The French, who may measure with us in folly, and have exceeded us in
+ridiculous boasts, have been extravagant in their reception of
+D'Estaing,[1] who has shown nothing but madness and incapacity. How the
+northern monarchs, who have at least exhibited talents for war and
+politics, must despise the last campaign of England and France!
+
+[Footnote 1: The Comte d'Estaing was the Commander-in-chief of the
+French fleet in the West Indies in the years 1777-80. But, though his
+force was always superior to ours, he always endeavoured to avoid a
+battle; and succeeded in that timorous policy except on two occasions,
+when Lord Howe and afterwards Admiral Byron brought him to action, but
+only with indecisive results.]
+
+I am once more got abroad, but more pleased to be able to do so, than
+charmed with anything I have to do. Having outlived the glory and
+felicity of my country, I carry that reflection with me wherever I go.
+Last night, at Strawberry Hill, I took up, to divert my thoughts, a
+volume of letters to Swift from Bolingbroke, Bathurst, and Gay; and what
+was there but lamentations on the ruin of England, in that era of its
+prosperity and peace, from wretches who thought their own want of power
+a proof that their country was undone! Oh, my father! twenty years of
+peace, and credit, and happiness, and liberty, were punishments to
+rascals who weighed everything in the scales of self? It was to the
+honour of Pope, that, though leagued with such a crew, and though an
+idolater of their archfiend Bolingbroke and in awe of the malignant
+Swift, he never gave in to their venomous railings; railings against a
+man who, in twenty years, never attempted a stretch of power, did
+nothing but the common business of administration, and by that
+temperance and steady virtue, and unalterable good-humour and superior
+wisdom, baffled all the efforts of faction, and annihilated the falsely
+boasted abilities of Bolingbroke,[1] which now appear as moderate as his
+character was in every light detestable. But, alas! that retrospect
+doubled my chagrin instead of diverting it. I soon forgot an impotent
+cabal of mock-patriots; but the scene they vainly sought to disturb
+rushed on my mind, and, like Hamlet on the sight of Yorick's skull, I
+recollected the prosperity of Denmark when my father ruled, and compared
+it with the present moment! I look about for a Sir Robert Walpole; but
+where is he to be found?
+
+[Footnote: 1 It is only the excess of party spirit that could lead
+Walpole to call Bolingbroke's abilities moderate; and he had no attacks
+on his father to resent, since, though Bolingbroke was in 1724 permitted
+to return to England, he only received a partial pardon, and was not
+permitted to take his seat in Parliament. Walpole has more reason to
+pronounce his character detestable; for which opinion he might have
+quoted Dr. Johnson, who, in reference to an infidel treatise which he
+bequeathed to Mallet for publication, called him "a scoundrel and a
+coward--a scoundrel who spent his life in charging a popgun against
+Christianity, which he had not the courage to let off, but left it to a
+hungry Scotchman to pull the trigger after he was dead."]
+
+This is not a letter, but a codicil to my last. You will soon probably
+have news enough--yet appearances are not always pregnancies. When there
+are more follies in a nation than principles and system, they counteract
+one another, and sometimes, as has just happened in Ireland, are
+composed _pulveris exigui jactu_. I sum up my wishes in that for peace:
+but we are not satisfied with persecuting America, though the mischief
+has recoiled on ourselves; nor France with wounding us, though with
+little other cause for exultation, and with signal mischief to her own
+trade, and with heavy loss of seamen; not to mention how her armies are
+shrunk to raise her marine, a sacrifice she will one day rue, when the
+_disciplined_ hosts of Goths and Huns begin to cast an eye southward.
+But I seem to choose to read futurity, because I am not likely to see
+it: indeed I am most rational when I say to myself, What is all this to
+me? My thread is almost spun! almost all my business here is to bear
+pain with patience, and to be thankful for intervals of ease. Though
+Emperors and Kings may torment mankind, they will not disturb my
+bedchamber; and so I bid them and you good-night!
+
+P.S.--I have made use of a term in this letter, which I retract, having
+bestowed a title on the captains and subalterns which was due only to
+the colonel, and not enough for his dignity. Bolingbroke was more than a
+rascal--he was a villain. Bathurst, I believe, was not a dishonest man,
+more than he was prejudiced by party against one of the honestest and
+best of men. Gay was a simple poor soul, intoxicated by the friendship
+of men of genius, and who thought _they_ must be good who condescended
+to admire _him_. Swift was a wild beast, who baited and worried all
+mankind almost, because his intolerable arrogance, vanity, pride, and
+ambition were disappointed; he abused Lady Suffolk, who tried and wished
+to raise him, only because she had not power to do so: and one is sure
+that a man who could deify that silly woman Queen Anne, would have been
+more profuse of incense to Queen Caroline, who had sense, if the Court
+he paid to her had been crowned with success. Such were the men who
+wrote of virtue to one another; and even that mean, exploded miser, Lord
+Bath, presumed to talk of virtue too!
+
+
+_POLITICAL EXCITEMENT--LORD G. GORDON--EXTRAORDINARY GAMBLING AFFAIRS IN
+INDIA._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Feb._ 6, 1780.
+
+I write only when I have facts to send. Detached scenes there have been
+in different provinces: they will be collected soon into a drama in St.
+Stephen's Chapel. One or two and twenty counties, and two or three
+towns, have voted petitions.[1] But in Northamptonshire Lord Spencer
+was disappointed, and a very moderate petition was ordered. The same
+happened at Carlisle. At first, the Court was struck dumb, but have
+begun to rally. Counter-protests have been signed in Hertford and
+Huntingdon shires, in Surrey and Sussex. Last Wednesday a meeting was
+summoned in Westminster Hall: Charles Fox harangued the people finely
+and warmly; and not only a petition was voted, but he was proposed for
+candidate for that city at the next general election, and was accepted
+joyfully. Wilkes was his zealous advocate: how few years since a public
+breakfast was given at Holland House to support Lord Luttrell against
+Wilkes! Charles Fox and his brother rode thence at the head of their
+friends to Brentford. Ovid's "Metamorphoses" contains not stranger
+transformations than party can work.
+
+[Footnote 1: These petitions were chiefly for economical reform, for
+which Burke was preparing a Bill.]
+
+I must introduce a new actor to you, a Lord George
+Gordon,--metamorphosed a little, too, for his family were Jacobites and
+Roman Catholics: he is the Lilburne of the Scottish Presbyterians, and
+an apostle against the Papists. He dresses, that is, wears long lank
+hair about his shoulders, like the first Methodists; though I take the
+modern ones to be no Anti-Catholics. This mad lord, for so all his
+family have been too, and are, has likewise assumed the patronage of
+Ireland. Last Thursday he asked an audience of the King, and, the moment
+he was admitted into the closet, began reading an Irish pamphlet, and
+continued for an hour, till it was so dark he could not see; and then
+left the pamphlet, exacting a promise on royal honour that his Majesty
+would finish it. Were I on the throne, I would make Dr. Monro a Groom of
+my Bedchamber: indeed it has been necessary for some time; for, of the
+King's lords, Lord Bolingbroke is in a mad-house, and Lord Pomfret and
+my nephew ought to be there. The last, being fond of onions, has lately
+distributed bushels of that root to his Militia; Mr. Wyndham will not be
+surprised.
+
+By the tenor of the petitions you would think we were starving; yet
+there is a little coin stirring. Within this week there has been a cast
+at hazard at the Cocoa tree, the difference of which amounted to a
+hundred and four-score thousand pounds. Mr. O'Birne, an Irish gamester,
+had won one hundred thousand pounds of a young Mr. Harvey of Chigwell,
+just started from a midshipman[1] into an estate by his elder brother's
+death. O'Birne said, "You can never pay me." "I can," said the youth;
+"my estate will sell for the debt." "No," said O.; "I will win ten
+thousand--you shall throw for the odd ninety." They did, and Harvey won.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mr. Harvey was afterwards Sir Eliab Harvey, one of Nelson's
+captains at Trafalgar. But unfortunately he so violently resented the
+appointment of Lord Cochrane, who was only a post-captain, to carry out
+the attack on the French fleet in Basque Roads, which he himself, who
+was an admiral, had also suggested, and used such violent and
+insubordinate language towards Lord Gambier, the Commander-in-chief
+(who, though a most incompetent officer, had had nothing to do with the
+appointment), that it was unavoidable that a court-martial should
+sentence him to be cashiered. He was, however, restored to his rank
+shortly afterwards. He was member of Parliament for Essex for many
+years, and died in 1830.]
+
+However, as it is a little necessary to cast about for resources, it is
+just got abroad, that about a year ago we took possession of a trifling
+district in India called the Province of Oude,[1] which contains four
+millions of inhabitants, produces between three and four millions of
+revenue, and has an army of 30,000 men: it was scarce thought of
+consequence enough to deserve an article in the newspapers. If you are
+so _old-style_ as to ask how we came to take possession, I answer, by
+the new law of nations; by the law by which Poland was divided. You will
+find it in the future editions of Grotius, tit. "Si une terre est à la
+bienséance d'un grand Prince." Oude appertained by that very law to the
+late Sujah Dowla. His successors were weak men, which _in India_ is
+incapacity. Their Majesties the East India Company, whom God long
+preserve, have _succeeded_.
+
+[Footnote 1: Warren Hastings claimed large arrears of tribute from Asaph
+ul Dowlah, the Nabob of Oude; but Walpole was misinformed when he
+understood that he had in consequence annexed the province--a measure
+which was never adopted till the spring of 1857, when its annexation by
+Lord Dalhousie was among the causes that led to the outbreak of the
+mutiny.]
+
+This petty event has ascertained the existence of a certain being, who,
+till now, has not been much more than a matter of faith--the Grand Lama.
+There are some affairs of trade between the sovereigns of Oude and his
+Holiness the Lama. Do not imagine the East India Company have leisure to
+trouble their heads about religion. Their commanding officer
+corresponded with the Tartar Pope, who, it seems, is a very sensible
+man. The Attorney-General asked this officer, who is come over, how the
+Lama wrote. "Oh," said he, "like any person."--"Could I see his
+letters?" said Mr. Wedderburne.--"Upon my word," said the officer, "when
+the business was settled, I threw them into the fire." However, I hear
+that somebody, not quite so mercantile, has published one of the Lama's
+letters in the "Philosophical Transactions." Well! when we break in
+Europe, we may pack up and remove to India, and be emperors again!
+
+Do you believe me, my good Sir, when I tell you all these strange tales?
+Do you think me distracted, or that your country is so? Does not this
+letter seem an olio composed of ingredients picked out of the history of
+Charles I., of Clodius and Sesostris, and the "Arabian Nights"? Yet I
+could have coloured it higher without trespassing on truth; but when I,
+inured to the climate of my own country, can scarcely believe what I
+hear and see, how should you, who converse only with the ordinary race
+of men and women, give credit to what I have ventured to relate, merely
+because in forty years I have constantly endeavoured to tell you nothing
+but truth? Moreover, I commonly reserve passages that are not of public
+notoriety, not having the smallest inclination to put the credulity of
+foreign post-offices to the test. I would have them think that we are
+only mad with valour, and that Lord Chatham's cloak has been divided
+into shreds no bigger than a silver penny amongst our soldiers and
+sailors. Adieu!
+
+
+_RODNEY'S VICTORY--WALPOLE INCLINES TO WITHDRAW FROM AMUSEMENTS._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+BERKELEY SQUARE, _March_ 3, 1780.
+
+As my last letter probably alarmed you, I write again to tell you that
+nothing decisive has happened. The troops of the Palace even rallied a
+little yesterday on Mr. Burke's Bill of Reformation, or Reduction, yet
+with evident symptoms of _caution_; for Lord North, who wished to defer
+the second reading, ventured to put it only to next Wednesday, instead
+of to-day; and would have carried a longer adjournment with still
+greater difficulty, for his majority was but of 35, and the minority
+remained 195, a very formidable number. The Associations in the counties
+increase, though not rapidly: yet it will be difficult for the Court to
+stem such a torrent; and, I imagine, full as difficult for any man of
+temper to direct them wholesomely. Ireland is still more impetuous.
+
+Fortunately, happily, the tide abroad seems turned. Sir George Rodney's
+victory[1] proves more considerable than it appeared at first. It
+secures Gibraltar, eases your Mediterranean a little, and must vex the
+Spaniards and their monarch, not satisfied before with his cousin of
+Bourbon. Admiral Parker has had great success too amongst the latter's
+transports. Oh! that all these elements of mischief may jumble into
+peace! Monsieur Necker[2] alone shines in the quarter of France; but he
+is carrying the war into the domains of the Church, where one cannot
+help wishing him success. If he can root out monks, the Pope will have
+less occasion to allow _gras_, because we cannot supply them with
+_maigre_. It is droll that the Protestant Necker, and we Protestant
+fishmongers, should overset the system of fasting; but ancient Alcorans
+could not foresee modern contingencies.
+
+[Footnote 1: On January 8th Sir George Rodney defeated the Spanish
+fleet, which was on its way to join the force blockading Gibraltar, and
+took the commander himself, Don Juan de Langara, prisoner.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Necker's measure, to which Walpole alludes, was the
+imposition of a property tax of 5 per cent. on all classes, even on the
+clergy.]
+
+I have told you that politics absorb all private news. I am going to a
+ball this evening, which the Duke and Duchess of Bolton give to their
+Royal Highnesses of Gloucester, who have now a very numerous Court. It
+seems very improper for me to be at a ball; but you see that, on the
+contrary, it is propriety that carries me thither. I am heartily weary
+both of diversions and politics, and am more than half inclined to
+retire to Strawberry. I have renounced dining abroad, and hide myself as
+much as I can; but can one pin on one's breast a label to signify, that,
+though one is sensible of being Methusalem in constitution, one must
+sometimes be seen in a crowd for such and such reasons? I do often
+exaggerate my pleas of bad health; and, could I live entirely alone,
+would proclaim myself incurable; but, should one repent, one becomes
+ridiculous by returning to the world; or one must have a companion,
+which I never will have; or one opens a door to legatees, if one
+advertises ill-health. Well! I must act with as much common sense as I
+can; and, when one takes no part, one must temper one's conduct; and,
+when the world is too young for one, not shock it, nor contradict it,
+nor affix a peculiar character, but trust to its indifference for not
+drawing notice, when one does not desire to be noticed. Rabelais's "Fais
+ce que tu voudras" is not very difficult when one wishes to do nothing.
+I have always been offended at those who will belong to a world with
+which they have nothing to do. I have perceived that every age has not
+only a new language and new modes, but a new way of articulating. At
+first I thought myself grown deaf when with young people; but perceived
+that I understood my contemporaries, though they whispered. Well! I must
+go amongst those I do not comprehend so well, but shall leave them when
+they go to supper.
+
+
+_THE GORDON RIOTS._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _June_ 5, 1780.
+
+Not a syllable yet from General Clinton. There has been a battle at sea
+in the West Indies, which we might have gained; know we did not, but not
+why: and all this is forgotten already in a fresher event. I have said
+for some time that the field is so extensive, and the occurrences so
+numerous, and so much pains are taken to involve them in falsehoods and
+mystery, and opinions are so divided, that all evidences will be dead
+before a single part can be cleared up; but I have not time, nor you
+patience, for my reflections. I must hurry to the history of the day.
+The Jack of Leyden of the age, Lord George Gordon,[1] gave notice to the
+House of Commons last week, that he would, on Friday, bring in the
+petition of the Protestant Association; and he openly declared to his
+disciples, that he would not carry it unless _a noble army of martyrs,
+not fewer than forty thousand_, would accompany him. Forty thousand, led
+by such a lamb, were more likely to prove butchers than victims; and so,
+in good truth, they were very near being. Have you faith enough in me to
+believe that the sole precaution taken was, that the Cabinet Council on
+Thursday empowered the First Lord of the Treasury to give proper orders
+to the civil magistrates to keep the peace,--and his Lordship forgot
+it!
+
+[Footnote 1: Lord George Gordon was a younger son of the Duke of Gordon;
+and because the Parliament had passed a Bill to relieve the Roman
+Catholics from some of the disabilities which seemed no longer desirable
+nor just to maintain, he instigated a body calling itself the Protestant
+Association to present a monster petition to the House of Commons, and
+headed a procession of at least fifty thousand to march with it to the
+House. The processionists behaved with great violence on their march,
+insulting those members of both Houses whom they thought unfavourable to
+their views; and, when the House adjourned without taking their petition
+into consideration, they began to commit the most violent outrages. They
+burnt Newgate; they burnt the house of the great Chief Justice, Lord
+Mansfield; and for two days seemed masters of London, till the King
+himself summoned a Privy Council, and issued orders for the troops to
+put down the rioters. Many of the rioters were brought to trial and
+executed. Lord George, being prosecuted for high treason, to which his
+offence did not amount, instead of for sedition, was acquitted, to the
+great indignation of the French historian, Lacretelle, that "Cet
+extravagant scélérat ne paya point de sa tête un tel crime."]
+
+Early on Friday morning the conservators of the Church of England
+assembled in _St. George's_ Fields to encounter the dragon, the old
+serpent, and marched in lines of six and six--about thirteen thousand
+only, as they were computed--with a petition as long as the procession,
+which the apostle himself presented; but, though he had given out most
+Christian injunctions for peaceable behaviour, he did everything in his
+power to promote a massacre. He demanded immediate repeal of toleration,
+told Lord North he could have him torn to pieces, and, running every
+minute to the door or windows, bawled to the populace that Lord North
+would give them no redress, and that now this member, now that, was
+speaking against them.
+
+In the mean time, the Peers, going to their own Chamber, and as yet not
+concerned in the petition, were assaulted; many of their glasses were
+broken, and many of their persons torn out of the carriages. Lord Boston
+was thrown down and almost trampled to death; and the two Secretaries of
+State, the Master of the Ordnance, and Lord Willoughby were stripped of
+their bags or wigs, and the three first came into the House with their
+hair all dishevelled. The chariots of Sir George Savile and Charles
+Turner, two leading advocates for the late toleration, though in
+Opposition, were demolished; and the Duke of Richmond and Burke were
+denounced to the mob as proper objects for sacrifice. Lord Mahon
+laboured to pacify the tempest, and towards eight and nine, prevailed
+on so many to disperse, that the Lords rose and departed in quiet; but
+every avenue to the other House was besieged and blockaded, and for four
+hours they kept their doors locked, though some of the warmest members
+proposed to sally out, sword in hand, and cut their way. Lord North and
+that House behaved with great firmness, and would not submit to give any
+other satisfaction to the rioters, than to consent to take the Popish
+laws into consideration on the following Tuesday; and, calling the
+Justices of the Peace, empowered them to call out the whole force of the
+country to quell the riot.
+
+The magistrates soon brought the Horse and Foot Guards, and the pious
+ragamuffins soon fled; so little enthusiasm fortunately had inspired
+them; at least all their religion consisted in outrage and plunder; for
+the Duke of Northumberland, General Grant, Mr. Mackinsy, and others, had
+their pockets picked of their watches and snuff-boxes. Happily, not a
+single life was lost.
+
+This tumult, which was over between nine and ten at night, had scarce
+ceased before it broke out in two other quarters. Old Haslang's[1]
+Chapel was broken open and plundered; and, as he is a Prince of
+Smugglers as well as Bavarian Minister, great quantities of run tea and
+contraband goods were found in his house. This one cannot lament; and
+still less, as the old wretch has for these forty years usurped a hired
+house, and, though the proprietor for many years has offered to remit
+his arrears of rent, he will neither quit the house nor pay for it.
+
+[Footnote 1: Count Haslang was the Bavarian Minister.]
+
+Monsieur Cordon, the Sardinian Minister, suffered still more. The mob
+forced his chapel, stole two silver lamps, demolished everything else,
+threw the benches into the street, set them on fire, carried the brands
+into the chapel, and set fire to that; and, when the engines came, would
+not suffer them to play till the Guards arrived, and saved the house and
+probably all that part of the town. Poor Madame Cordon was confined by
+illness. My cousin, Thomas Walpole, who lives in Lincoln's Inn Fields,
+went to her rescue, and dragged her, for she could scarce stand with
+terror and weakness, to his own house.
+
+I doubt this narrative will not re-approach you and Mr. Wyndham. I have
+received yours of the 20th of last month.
+
+You will be indignant that such a mad dog as Lord George should not be
+knocked on the head. Colonel Murray did tell him in the House, that, if
+any lives were lost, his Lordship should join the number. Nor yet is he
+so lunatic as to deserve pity. Besides being very debauched, he has more
+knavery than mission. What will be decided on him, I do not know; every
+man that heard him can convict him of the worst kind of sedition: but it
+is dangerous to constitute a rascal a martyr. I trust we have not much
+holy fury left; I am persuaded that there was far more dissoluteness
+than enthusiasm in the mob: yet the episode is very disagreeable. I came
+from town yesterday to avoid the birthday [June 4]. We have a report
+here that the Papists last night burnt a Presbyterian meeting-house, but
+I credit nothing now on the first report. It was said to be intended on
+Saturday, and the Guards patrolled the streets at night; but it is very
+likely that Saint George Gordon spread the insinuation himself.
+
+My letter cannot set out before to-morrow; therefore I will postpone the
+conclusion. In the mean time I must scold you very seriously for the
+cameo you have sent me by Mr. Morrice. This house is full of your
+presents and of my blushes. I love any one of them as an earnest of your
+friendship; but I hate so many. You force upon me an air most contrary
+to my disposition. I cannot thank you for your kindness; I entreated you
+to send me nothing more. You leave me no alternative but to seem
+interested or ungrateful. I can only check your generosity by being
+brutal. If I had a grain of power, I would affront you and call your
+presents bribes. I never gave you anything but a coffee-pot. If I could
+buy a diamond as big as the Caligula, and a less would not be so
+valuable, I would send it you. In one word, I will not accept the cameo,
+unless you give me a promise under your hand that it shall be the last
+present you send me. I cannot stir about this house without your gifts
+staring me in the face. Do you think I have no conscience? I am sorry
+Mr. Morrice is no better, and wonder at his return. What can invite him
+to this country? Home never was so homely.
+
+_6th._
+
+It is not true that a meeting-house has been burnt. I believe a Popish
+chapel in the city has been attacked: and they talk here of some
+disturbance yesterday, which is probable; for, when grace, robbery, and
+mischief make an alliance, they do not like to give over:--but ten miles
+from the spot are a thousand from truth. My letter must go to town
+before night, or would be too late for the post. If you do not hear from
+me again immediately, you will be sure that this _bourrasque_ has
+subsided.
+
+_Thursday 8th._
+
+I am exceedingly vexed. I sent this letter to Berkeley Square on
+Tuesday, but by the present confusions my servant did not receive it in
+time. I came myself yesterday, and found a horrible scene. Lord
+Mansfield's house was just burnt down, and at night there were shocking
+disorders. London and Southwark were on fire in six places; but the
+regular troops quelled the sedition by daybreak, and everything now is
+quiet. A camp of ten thousand men is formed in Hyde Park, and regiments
+of horse and foot arrive every hour.
+
+_Friday morn, 9th._
+
+All has been quiet to-night. I am going to Strawberry for a little rest.
+Your nephew told me last night that he sends you constant journals just
+now.
+
+
+_HOGARTH--COLONEL CHARTERIS--ARCHBISHOP BLACKBURNE--JERVAS--RICHARDSON'S
+POETRY._
+
+TO SIR DAVID DALRYMPLE.
+
+_Dec._ 11, 1780.
+
+I should have been shamefully ungrateful, Sir, if I could ever forget
+all the favours I have received from you, and had omitted any mark of
+respect to you that it was in my power to show. Indeed, what you are so
+good as to thank me for was a poor trifle, but it was all I had or shall
+have of the kind. It was imperfect too, as some painters of name have
+died since it was printed, which was nine years ago. They will be added
+with your kind notices, should I live, which is not probable, to see a
+new edition wanted. Sixty-three years, and a great deal of illness, are
+too speaking mementos not to be attended to; and when the public has
+been more indulgent than one had any right to expect, it is not decent
+to load it with one's dotage!
+
+I believe, Sir, that I may have been over-candid to Hogarth, and that
+his spirit and youth and talent may have hurried him into more real
+caricatures than I specified; yet he certainly restrained his bent that
+way pretty early. Charteris,[1] I have seen; but though some years
+older than you, Sir, I cannot say I have at all a perfect idea of him;
+nor did I ever hear the curious anecdote you tell me of the banker and
+my father. I was much better acquainted with Archbishop Blackburne. He
+lived within two doors of my father in Downing Street, and took much
+notice of me when I was near man.... He was a little hurt at not being
+raised to Canterbury on Wake's death [1737], and said to my father, "You
+did not think on me; but it is true, I am too old, I am too old."
+Perhaps, Sir, these are gossiping stories, but at least they hurt nobody
+now.
+
+[Footnote 1: Colonel Charteris, satirised by Hogarth's introduction of
+his portrait in the "Harlot's Progress," was at his death still more
+bitterly branded by Swift's friend, Dr. Arbuthnot, in the epitaph he
+proposed for him: "Here continueth to rot the body of Francis Charteris,
+who, in the course of his long life, displayed every vice except
+prodigality and hypocrisy. His insatiable avarice saved him from the
+first: his matchless impudence from the second." And he concludes it
+with the explanation that his life was not useless, since "it was
+intended to show by his example of how small estimation inordinate
+wealth is in the sight of Almighty God, since He bestowed it on the most
+unworthy of mortals."]
+
+I can say little, Sir, for my stupidity or forgetfulness about Hogarth's
+poetry, which I still am not sure I ever heard, though I knew him so
+well; but it is an additional argument for my distrusting myself, if my
+memory fails, which is very possible. A whole volume of Richardson's[1]
+poetry has been published since my volume was printed, not much to the
+honour of his muse, but exceedingly so to that of his piety and amiable
+heart. You will be pleased, too, Sir, with a story Lord Chesterfield
+told me (too late too) of Jervas,[2] who piqued himself on the reverse,
+on total infidelity. One day that he had talked very indecently in that
+strain, Dr. Arbuthnot,[3] who was as devout as Richardson, said to him,
+"Come, Jervas, this is all an air and affectation; nobody is a sounder
+believer than you."--"I!" said Jervas, "I believe nothing."--"Yes, but
+you do," replied the Doctor; "nay, you not only believe, but practise:
+you are so scrupulous an observer of the commandments, that you never
+make the likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or on the earth
+beneath, or," &c.
+
+[Footnote 1: Richardson was a London bookseller, the author of the three
+longest novels in the English language--"Pamela," "Clarissa Harbour,"
+and "Sir Charles Grandison." They were extravagantly praised in their
+day. But it was to ridicule "Pamela" that Fielding wrote "Joseph
+Andrews."]
+
+[Footnote 2: Jervas was a fashionable portrait-painter in the first half
+of the century. Lady Mary Montague, in one of her letters, speaks of him
+in terms of the highest praise.]
+
+[Footnote 3: Dr. Arbuthnot was the author of the celebrated satire on
+the Partition Treaties, entitled "The History of John Bull," to which
+Englishmen have ever since owed their popular nickname. It is to him
+also that Pope dedicated the Prologue to his "Satires and Epistles."]
+
+I fear, Sir, this letter is too long for thanks, and that I have been
+proving what I have said, of my growing superannuated; but, having made
+my will in my last volume, you may look on this as a codicil.
+
+P.S.--I had sealed my letter, Sir, but break it open, lest you should
+think soon, that I do not know what I say, or break my resolution
+lightly. I shall be able to send you in about two months a very curious
+work that I am going to print, and is actually in the press; but there
+is not a syllable of my writing in it. It is a discovery just made of
+two very ancient manuscripts, copies of which were found in two or three
+libraries in Germany, and of which there are more complete manuscripts
+at Cambridge. They are of the eleventh century at lowest, and prove
+that painting in oil was then known, above three hundred years before
+the pretended invention of Van Eyck. The manuscripts themselves will be
+printed, with a full introductory Dissertation by the discoverer, Mr.
+Raspe, a very learned German, formerly librarian to the Landgrave of
+Hesse, and who writes English surprisingly well. The manuscripts are in
+the most barbarous monkish Latin, and are much such works as our
+booksellers publish of receipts for mixing colours, varnishes, &c. One
+of the authors, who calls himself Theophilus, was a monk; the other,
+Heraclius, is totally unknown; but the proofs are unquestionable. As my
+press is out of order, and that besides it would take up too much time
+to print them there, they will be printed here at my expense, and if
+there is any surplus, it will be for Raspe's benefit.
+
+
+_THE PRINCE OF WALES--HURRICANE AT BARBADOES--A "VOICE FROM ST.
+HELENA."_
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+BERKELEY SQUARE, _Dec._ 31, 1780.
+
+I have received, and thank you much for the curious history of the Count
+and Countess of Albany; what a wretched conclusion of a wretched family!
+Surely no royal race was ever so drawn to the dregs! The other Countess
+[Orford] you mention seems to approach still nearer to dissolution. Her
+death a year or two ago might have prevented the sale of the
+pictures,--not that I know it would. Who can say what madness in the
+hands of villany would or would not have done? Now, I think, her dying
+would only put more into the reach of rascals. But I am indifferent what
+they do; nor, but thus occasionally, shall I throw away a thought on
+that chapter.
+
+All chance of accommodation with Holland is vanished. Count Welderen and
+his wife departed this morning. All they who are to gain by privateers
+and captures are delighted with a new field of plunder. Piracy is more
+practicable than victory. Not being an admirer of wars, I shall reserve
+my _feux de joie_ for peace.
+
+My letters, I think, are rather eras than journals. Three days ago
+commenced another date--the establishment of a family for the Prince of
+Wales. I do not know all the names, and fewer of the faces that compose
+it; nor intend. I, who kissed the hand of George I., have no colt's
+tooth for the Court of George IV. Nothing is so ridiculous as an antique
+face in a juvenile drawing-room. I believe that they who have spirits
+enough to be absurd in their decrepitude, are happy, for they certainly
+are not sensible of their folly; but I, who have never forgotten what I
+thought in my youth of such superannuated idiots, dread nothing more
+than misplacing myself in my old age. In truth, I feel no such appetite;
+and, excepting the young of my own family, about whom I am interested, I
+have mighty small satisfaction in the company of _posterity_; for so
+the present generation seem to me. I would contribute anything to their
+pleasure, but what cannot contribute to it--my own presence. Alas! how
+many of this age are swept away before me: six thousand have been mowed
+down at once by the late hurricane at Barbadoes alone! How Europe is
+paying the debts it owes to America! Were I a poet, I would paint hosts
+of Mexicans and Peruvians crowding the shores of Styx, and insulting the
+multitudes of the usurpers of their continent that have been sending
+themselves thither for these five or six years. The poor Africans, too,
+have no call to be merciful to European ghosts. Those miserable slaves
+have just now seen whole crews of men-of-war swallowed by the late
+hurricane.
+
+We do not yet know the extent of our loss. You would think it very
+slight, if you saw how little impression it makes on a luxurious
+capital. An overgrown metropolis has less sensibility than marble; nor
+can it be conceived by those not conversant in one. I remember hearing
+what diverted me then; a young gentlewoman, a native of our rock, St.
+Helena, and who had never stirred beyond it, being struck with the
+emotion occasioned there by the arrival of one or two of our China
+ships, said to the captain, "There must be a great solitude in London as
+often as the China ships come away!" Her imagination could not have
+compassed the idea, if she had been told that six years of war, the
+absence of an army of fifty or sixty thousand men of all our squadrons,
+and a new debt of many, many millions, would not make an alteration in
+the receipts at the door of a single theatre in London. I do not boast
+of, or applaud, this profligate apathy. When pleasure is our business,
+our business is never pleasure; and, if four wars cannot awaken us, we
+shall die in a dream!
+
+
+_NAVAL MOVEMENTS--SIEGE OF GIBRALTAR--FEMALE FASHIONS._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+BERKELEY SQUARE, _Sept._ 7, 1781.
+
+The combined fleets, to the amount of forty-seven or forty-nine sail,
+brought news of their own arrival at the mouth of the Channel a day or
+two before your letter, of August the 18th, brought an account of that
+probability, and of the detachment for Minorca. Admiral Darby, on a
+false alarm, or perhaps, a true one, had returned to Torbay a week ago,
+where he is waiting for reinforcements. This is the fourth or fifth day
+since the appearance of the enemy off Scilly. It is thought, I find here
+(whither I came to-day), that the great object is our Jamaica fleet; but
+that a detachment is gone to Ireland to do what mischief they can on the
+coast before our ally, the Equinox, will beseech them to retire. Much
+less force than this Armada would have done more harm two years ago,
+when they left a card at Plymouth, than this can do; as Plymouth is now
+very strong, and that there are great disciplined armies now in both
+islands. Of Gibraltar we have no apprehensions.[1] I know less of
+Minorca.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Spaniards and French had been blockading Gibraltar for
+more than two years, and continued the siege till the autumn of 1782,
+when the blockading fleet was totally destroyed by the Governor, General
+Eliot, who was created Lord Heathfield for the achievement.]
+
+Lord George Gordon is standing candidate for the City of London on an
+accidental vacancy; but his premature alarm last year has had a sinister
+effect. In short, those riots have made mankind sick of them, and give
+him no chance of success.
+
+What can I say more? Nothing at present; but I will the moment any event
+presents itself. My hope is that, after a fermentation, there will be a
+settlement, and that peace will arise out of it.
+
+The decree[1] you sent me against high heads diverted me. It is as
+necessary here, but would not have such expeditious effect. The Queen
+has never admitted feathers at Court; but, though the nation has grown
+excellent courtiers, Fashion remained in opposition, and not a plume
+less was worn anywhere else. Some centuries ago, the Clergy preached
+against monstrous head-dresses; but Religion had no more power than our
+Queen. It is better to leave the Mode to its own vagaries; if she is not
+contradicted, she seldom remains long in the same mood. She is very
+despotic; but, though her reign is endless, her laws are repealed as
+fast as made.
+
+[Footnote 1: _"The decree."_ The Grand Duke of Tuscany had just issued
+an order prohibiting high head-dresses.]
+
+Mrs. Damer,[1] General Conway's daughter, is going abroad to confirm a
+very delicate constitution--I believe, at Naples. I will say very few
+words on her, after telling you that, besides being his daughter, I love
+her as my own child. It is not from wanting matter, but from having too
+much. She has one of the most solid understandings I ever knew,
+astonishingly improved, but with so much reserve and modesty, that I
+have often told Mr. Conway he does not know the extent of her capacity
+and the solidity of her reason. We have by accident discovered, that she
+writes Latin like Pliny, and is learning Greek. In Italy she will be a
+prodigy. She models like Bernini, has excelled the moderns in the
+similitudes of her busts, and has lately begun one in marble. You must
+keep all knowledge of these talents and acquisitions to yourself; she
+would never forgive my mentioning, at least her mental qualities. You
+may just hint that I talked of her statuary, as you may assist her if
+she has a mind to borrow anything to copy from the Great Duke's
+collection. Lady William Campbell, her uncle's widow, accompanies, who
+is a very reasonable woman too, and equally shy. If they return through
+Florence, pray give them a parcel of my letters. I had been told your
+nephew would make you a visit this autumn, but I have heard nothing from
+him. If you should see him, pray give him the parcel, for he will return
+sooner than they.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mrs. Damer had devoted herself to sculpture with an ability
+which has given her a high place among artists. The bust of Nelson in
+the armoury at Windsor is her work.]
+
+I have a gouty pain in my hand, that would prevent my saying more, had
+I more to say.
+
+
+_CAPITULATION OF LORD CORNWALLIS--PITT AND FOX._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+_Nov._ 29, 1781.
+
+Your nephew is arrived, as he has told you himself; the sight of him,
+for he called on me the next morning, was more than ordinarily welcome,
+though your letter of the 10th, which I received the night before, had
+dispelled many of my fears. I will now unfold them to you. A packet-boat
+from Ostend was lost last week, and your nephew was named for one of the
+passengers. As Mrs. Noel had expected him for a fortnight, I own my
+apprehensions were strengthened; but I will say no more on a dissipated
+panic. However, this incident and his half-wreck at Lerici will, I hope,
+prevent him from the future from staying with you so late in the year;
+and I see by your letter that you agree with me, of which I should be
+sure though you had not said so.
+
+I mentioned on Tuesday the captivity of Lord Cornwallis and his army,
+the Columbus who was to bestow America on us again. A second army[1]
+taken in a drag-net is an uncommon event, and happened but once to the
+Romans, who sought adventures everywhere. We have not lowered our tone
+on this new disgrace, though I think we shall talk no more of insisting
+on _implicit submission_, which would rather be a gasconade than
+firmness. In fact, there is one very unlucky circumstance already come
+out, which must drive every American, to a man, from ever calling
+himself our friend. By the tenth article of the capitulation, Lord
+Cornwallis demanded that the loyal Americans in his army should not be
+punished. This was flatly refused, and he has left them to be hanged. I
+doubt no vote of Parliament will be able to blanch such a--such a--I
+don't know what the word is for it; he must get his uncle the Archbishop
+to christen it; there is no name for it in any Pagan vocabulary. I
+suppose it will have a patent for being called Necessity. Well! there
+ends another volume of the American war. It looks a little as if the
+history of it would be all we should have for it, except forty
+millions[2] of debt, and three other wars that have grown out of it, and
+that do not seem so near to a conclusion. They say that Monsieur de
+Maurepas, who is dying, being told that the Duc de Lauzun had brought
+the news of Lord Cornwallis's surrender, said, from Racine's
+"Mithridate" I think:--
+
+ Mes derniers regards out vu fuir les Romains.
+
+How Lord Chatham will frown when they meet! for, since I began my
+letter, the papers say that Maurepas is dead. The Duc de Nivernois, it
+is said, is likely to succeed him as Minister; which is probable, as
+they were brothers-in-law and friends, and the one would naturally
+recommend the other. Perhaps, not for long, as the Queen's influence
+gains ground.
+
+[Footnote 1: The capitulation of Burgoyne at Saratoga has been mentioned
+in a previous letter; and in October, 1781, Lord Cornwallis, whose army
+was reduced to seven thousand men, was induced to surrender to
+Washington, who, with eighteen thousand, had blockaded him at a village
+called Yorktown; and it was the news of this disaster which at last
+compelled the King to consent to relinquish the war.]
+
+[Footnote 2: "_Forty millions._" Burke, in one of his speeches, asserted
+the expense to have been £70,000,000, "besides one hundred thousand
+men."]
+
+The warmth in the House of Commons is prodigiously rekindled; but Lord
+Cornwallis's fate has cost the Administration no ground _there_. The
+names of most _éclat_ in the Opposition are two names to which those
+walls have been much accustomed at the same period--CHARLES FOX and
+WILLIAM PITT, second son of Lord Chatham.[1] Eloquence is the only one
+of our brilliant qualities that does not seem to have degenerated
+rapidly--but I shall leave debates to your nephew, now an ear-witness: I
+could only re-echo newspapers. Is it not another odd coincidence of
+events, that while the father Laurens is prisoner to Lord Cornwallis as
+Constable of the Tower, the son Laurens signed the capitulation by which
+Lord Cornwallis became prisoner? It is said too, I don't know if truly,
+that this capitulation and that of Saratoga were signed on the same
+anniversary. These are certainly the speculations of an idle man, and
+the more trifling when one considers the moment. But alas! what would
+_my_ most grave speculations avail? From the hour that fatal egg, the
+Stamp Act, was laid, I disliked it and all the vipers hatched from it. I
+now hear many curse it, who fed the vermin with poisonous weeds. Yet the
+guilty and the innocent rue it equally hitherto! I would not answer for
+what is to come! Seven years of miscarriages may sour the sweetest
+tempers, and the most sweetened. Oh! where is the Dove with the
+olive-branch? Long ago I told you that you and I might not live to see
+an end of the American war. It is very near its end indeed now--its
+consequences are far from a conclusion. In some respects, they are
+commencing a new date, which will reach far beyond _us_. I desire not to
+pry into that book of futurity. Could I finish my course in peace--but
+one must take the chequered scenes of life as they come. What signifies
+whether the elements are serene or turbulent, when a private old man
+slips away? What has he and the world's concerns to do with one another?
+He may sigh for his country, and babble about it; but he might as well
+sit quiet and read or tell old stories; the past is as important to him
+as the future.
+
+[Footnote 1: Charles Fox and William Pitt were the second sons of the
+first Lord Holland and the first Lord Chatham, Fox being by some years
+the older. They were both men of great eloquence; but in this (as in
+every other point) Pitt was the superior, even by the confession of Lord
+Macaulay. As Prime Minister from 1783 to 1801, and afterwards in 1804-5,
+Pitt proved himself the greatest statesman, the man more in advance of
+his age than any of his predecessors or successors; while Fox's career
+was for the most part one of an opposition so rancorous, and so
+destitute of all patriotism, that he even exulted over the disasters of
+Burgoyne and Cornwallis, and afterwards over the defeat of the Austrians
+at Marengo in 1800, avowedly because the Austrians were our allies, and
+it was a heavy blow to Pitt and his policy.]
+
+_Dec. 3._
+
+I had not sealed my letter, as it cannot set out till to-morrow; and
+since I wrote it I have received yours, of the 20th of November, by your
+courier.
+
+I congratulate you on the success of your attempts, and admire the
+heroic refusal of the General.[1] I shall certainly obey you, and not
+mention it. Indeed, it would not easily be believed here, where as many
+pence are irresistible....
+
+[Footnote 1: General the Hon. James Murray was governor of Minorca,
+which was besieged by the Spaniards, and was offered a vast bribe by the
+Duc de Crillon, the commander of the besiegers, to give up Port St.
+Philip.]
+
+Don't trouble yourself about the third set of "Galuzzi." They are to be
+had here now, and those for whom I intended them can buy them. I have
+not made so much progress as I intended, and have not yet quite finished
+the second volume. I detest Cosmo the Great. I am sorry, either that he
+was so able a man, or so successful a man. When tyrants are great men
+they should miscarry; if they are fools, they will miscarry of course.
+Pray, is there any picture of Camilla Martelli, Cosmo's last wife? I had
+never heard of her. The dolt, his son, I find used her ill, and then did
+the same thing. Our friend, Bianca Capello, it seems, was a worthless
+creature. I don't expect much entertainment but from the Life of
+Ferdinand the Great. It is true I have dipped into the others,
+particularly into the story of Cosmo the Third's wife, of whom I had
+read much in French Mémoires; and into that of John Gaston, which was so
+fresh when I was at Florence; but as the author, in spite of the Great
+Duke's injunctions, has tried to palliate some of the worst imputations
+on Cosmo and his son Ferdinand, so he has been mighty modest about the
+Caprean amours of John Gaston and his eldest brother. Adieu! I have
+been writing a volume here myself. Pray remember to answer me about
+Camilla Martelli.
+
+P.S.--Is there any china left in the Great Duke's collection, made by
+Duke Francis the First himself? Perhaps it was lately sold with what was
+called the refuse of the wardrobe, whence I hear some charming things
+were purchased, particularly the Medallions of the Medici, by Benvenuto
+Cellini. That sale and the "History" are enough to make the old
+Electress[1] shudder in her coffin.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Electress Palatine Dowager was sister of John Gaston,
+the last Grand Duke of the House of Medici; after her husband's death
+she returned to Florence and died there.]
+
+
+_THE LANGUAGE PROPER FOR INSCRIPTIONS IN ENGLAND--FALL OF LORD NORTH'S
+MINISTRY--BRYANT._
+
+TO THE REV. WILLIAM COLE.
+
+_April_ 13, 1782.
+
+Your partiality to me, my good Sir, is much overseen, if you think me
+fit to correct your Latin. Alas! I have not skimmed ten pages of Latin
+these dozen years. I have dealt in nothing but English, French, and a
+little Italian; and do not think, if my life depended on it, I could
+write four lines of pure Latin. I have had occasion once or twice to
+speak that language, and soon found that all my verbs were Italian with
+Roman terminations. I would not on any account draw you into a scrape,
+by depending on my skill in what I have half forgotten. But you are in
+the metropolis of Latium. If you distrust your own knowledge, which I
+do not, especially from the specimen you have sent me, surely you must
+have good critics at your elbow to consult.
+
+In truth, I do not love Roman inscriptions in lieu of our own
+language,[1] though, if anywhere, proper in an University; neither can I
+approve writing what the Romans themselves would not understand. What
+does it avail to give a Latin tail to a Guildhall? Though the words are
+used by moderns, would _major_ convey to Cicero the idea of a _mayor_?
+_Architectus_, I believe, is the right word; but I doubt whether
+_veteris jam perantiquae_ is classic for a dilapidated building--but do
+not depend on me; consult some better judges.
+
+[Footnote 1: Walpole certainly here shows himself superior in judgement
+to Johnson, who, when Burke, Reynolds, and others, in a "round-robin,"
+requested that the epitaph on Goldsmith, which was entrusted to him to
+draw up, should be in English instead of Latin, refused, with the absurd
+expression that "he would never be guilty of defacing Westminster Abbey
+with an English inscription."]
+
+Though I am glad of the late _revolution_,[1] a word for which I have
+great reverence, I shall certainly not dispute with you thereon. I abhor
+exultation. If the change produces peace, I shall make a bonfire in my
+heart. Personal interest I have none; you and I shall certainly never
+profit by the politics to which we are attached. The "Archaeologic
+Epistle" I admire exceedingly, though I am sorry it attacks Mr.
+Bryant,[2] whom I love and respect. The Dean is so absurd an oaf, that
+he deserves to be ridiculed. Is anything more hyperbolic than his
+preferences of Rowley to Homer, Shakspeare, and Milton? Whether Rowley
+or Chatterton was the author, are the poems in any degree comparable to
+those authors? is not a ridiculous author an object of ridicule? I do
+not even guess at your meaning in your conclusive paragraph on that
+subject: Dictionary-writer I suppose alludes to Johnson; but surely you
+do not equal the compiler of a dictionary to a genuine poet? Is a
+brickmaker on a level with Mr. Essex? Nor can I hold that exquisite wit
+and satire are Billingsgate; if they were, Milles and Johnson would be
+able to write an answer to the "Epistle." I do as little guess whom you
+mean that got a pension by Toryism: if Johnson too, he got a pension for
+having abused pensioners, and yet took one himself, which was
+contemptible enough. Still less know I who preferred opposition to
+principles, which is not a very common case; whoever it was, as Pope
+says,
+
+ The way he took was strangely round about.
+
+[Footnote 1: In March Lord North resigned, and been replaced by Lord
+Rockingham, who had been Prime Minister before in 1765.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Bryant, the celebrated or notorious critic, who published a
+treatise in which he denied the existence of Troy, and even called in
+question that of Homer--a work which, whether Walpole agreed with him on
+this point or not, afterwards drew down on him the indignant
+denunciations of Byron. It was well for him that he wrote before the
+discoveries of Dr. Schliemann.]
+
+
+_HIGHWAYMEN AND FOOTPADS._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Sept._ 8, 1782.
+
+... I am perfectly ignorant of the state of the war abroad; they say we
+are in no pain for Gibraltar: but I know that we are in a state of war
+at home that is shocking. I mean, from the enormous profusion of
+housebreakers, highwaymen, and footpads; and, what is worse, from the
+savage barbarities of the two latter, who commit the most wanton
+cruelties. This evil is another fruit of the American war. Having no
+vent for the convicts that used to be transported to our late colonies,
+a plan was adopted for confining them on board of lighters for the term
+of their sentences. In those colleges, undergraduates in villainy
+commence Masters of Arts, and at the expiration of their studies issue
+as mischievous as if they had taken their degrees in law, physic, or
+divinity, at one of our regular universities; but, having no profession,
+nor testimonial to their characters, they can get no employment, and
+therefore live upon the public. In short, the grievance is so crying,
+that one dare not stir out after dinner but well-armed. If one goes
+abroad to dinner, you would think one was going to the relief of
+Gibraltar. You may judge how depraved we are, when the war has not
+consumed half the reprobates, nor press-gangs thinned their numbers! But
+no wonder--how should the morals of the people be purified, when such
+frantic dissipation reigns above them? Contagion does not mount, but
+descend. A new theatre is going to be erected merely for people of
+fashion, that they may not be confined to vulgar hours--that is, to day
+or night. Fashion is always silly, for, before it can spread far, it
+must be calculated for silly people; as examples of sense, wit, or
+ingenuity could be imitated only by a few. All the discoveries that I
+can perceive to have been made by the present age, is to prefer riding
+about the streets rather than on the roads or on the turf, and being too
+late for everything. Thus, though we have more public diversions than
+would suffice for two capitals, nobody goes to them till they are over.
+This is literally true. Ranelagh, that is, the music there, finishes at
+half an hour after ten at night; but the most fashionable set out for
+it, though above a mile out of town, at eleven or later. Well! but is
+not this censure being old and cross? were not the charming people of my
+youth guilty of equivalent absurdities? Oh yes; but the sensible folks
+of my youth had not lost America, nor dipped us in wars with half
+Europe, that cost us fifteen millions a year. I believe the Jews went to
+Ranelagh at midnight, though Titus was at Knightsbridge. But Titus
+demolished their Ranelagh as well as Jerusalem. Adieu!
+
+
+_FOX'S INDIA BILL--BALLOONS._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+BERKELEY SQUARE, _Dec._ 2, 1783.
+
+... Your nephew is in town, but confined by the gout. I called on him,
+but did not see him; yet you may be very easy, for he expects to be
+abroad in a day or two. I can make you as easy about another point, too;
+but, if you have not learnt it from him, do not take notice to him that
+you know it. Mrs. Noel has informed me that his daughter's treaty of
+marriage is broken off, and in a fortunate way. The peer, father of the
+lover, obliged _him_ to declare off; and Mrs. Noel says that your niece
+is in good spirits. All this is just what one should have wished. Your
+nephew has sent me a good and most curious print from you of the old
+Pretender's marriage: I never saw one before. It is a great present to
+my collection of English portraits. The Farnesian books I have not yet
+received, and have forgotten the name of the gentleman to whom you
+entrusted them, and must search among your letters for it; or, tell it
+me again.
+
+The politicians of London, who at present are not the most numerous
+corporation, are warm on a Bill for a new regulation of the East Indies,
+brought in by Mr. Fox.[1] Some even of his associates apprehended his
+being defeated, or meant to defeat him; but his marvellous abilities
+have hitherto triumphed conspicuously, and on two divisions in the House
+of Commons he had majorities of 109 and 114. On _that_ field he will
+certainly be victorious: the forces will be more nearly balanced when
+the Lords fight the battle; but, though the Opposition will have more
+generals and more able, he is confident that his troops will overmatch
+theirs; and, in Parliamentary engagements, a superiority of numbers is
+not vanquished by the talents of the commanders, as often happens in
+more martial encounters. His competitor, Mr. Pitt, appears by no means
+an adequate rival. Just like their fathers, Mr. Pitt has brilliant
+language, Mr. Fox solid sense; and such luminous powers of displaying it
+clearly, that mere eloquence is but a Bristol stone, when set by the
+diamond Reason.
+
+[Footnote 1: In the session of 1783 Fox, as the leader of the Coalition
+Ministry in the House of Commons, brought in a Bill for the reform of
+the government of India on the expiration of the existing Charter of the
+Company. It was denounced by Pitt as having for its principal object the
+perpetuation of the administration by the enormous patronage it would
+place at the disposal of the Treasury; and, through the interposition of
+the King, whose conduct on this occasion must be confessed to have been
+wholly unconstitutional, it was defeated in the House of Lords. The King
+on this dismissed the Ministry, and Pitt became Prime Minister.]
+
+Do not wonder that we do not entirely attend to things of earth: Fashion
+has ascended to a higher element. All our views are directed to the air.
+_Balloons_ occupy senators, philosophers, ladies, everybody. France gave
+us the _ton_; and, as yet, we have not come up to our model. Their
+monarch is so struck with the heroism of two of his subjects who
+adventured their persons in two of these new _floating batteries_, that
+he has ordered statues of them, and contributed a vast sum towards their
+marble immortality. All this may be very important: to me it looks
+somewhat foolish. Very early in my life I remember this town at gaze on
+a man who _flew down_ a rope from the top of St. Martin's steeple; now,
+late in my day, people are staring at a voyage to the moon. The former
+Icarus broke his neck at a subsequent flight: when a similar accident
+happens to modern knights-errant, adieu to air-balloons.
+
+_Apropos_, I doubt these new kites have put young Astley's nose out of
+joint, who went to Paris lately under their Queen's protection,[1] and
+expected to be Prime Minister, though he only ventured his neck by
+dancing a minuet on three horses at full gallop, and really in that
+attitude has as much grace as the Apollo Belvedere. When the arts are
+brought to such perfection in Europe, who would go, like Sir Joseph
+Banks, in search of islands in the Atlantic, where the natives in six
+thousand years have not improved the science of carving fishing-hooks
+out of bones or flints! Well! I hope these new mechanic meteors will
+prove only playthings for the learned and the idle, and not be converted
+into new engines of destruction to the human race, as is so often the
+case of refinements or discoveries in science. _The wicked wit of man
+always studies to apply the result of talents to enslaving, destroying,
+or cheating his fellow-creatures._ Could we reach the moon, we should
+think of reducing it to a province of some European kingdom.
+
+[Footnote 1: In the spring Montgolfier had made the first ascent in a
+balloon, which as a novelty created great excitement in Paris. The Queen
+gave permission for the balloon to be called by her name; and the next
+year, during a visit of Gustavus, King of Sweden, to Versailles, it went
+up from the grounds of the Trianon, and made a successful voyage to
+Chantilly (the Editor's "Life of Marie Antoinette," c. 19).]
+
+_5th._
+
+P.S.--The Opposition in the House of Commons were so humbled by their
+two defeats, that, though Mr. Pitt had declared he would contest every
+clause (of the India Bill) in the committee, (where in truth, if the
+Bill is so bad as he says, he ought at least to have tried to amend it,)
+that he slunk from the contest, and all the blanks were filled up
+without obstruction, the opponents promising only to resist it in its
+last stage on Monday next; but really, having no hopes but in the House
+of Lords, where, however, I do not believe they expect to succeed. Mr.
+Pitt's reputation is much sunk; nor, though he is a much more correct
+logician than his father, has he the same firmness and perseverance. It
+is no wonder that he was dazzled by his own premature fame; yet his late
+checks may be of use to him, and teach him to appreciate his strength
+better, or to wait till it is confirmed. Had he listed under Mr. Fox,
+who loved and courted him, he would not only have discovered modesty,
+but have been more likely to succeed him, than by commencing his
+competitor. But what have I to do to look into futurity?[1]
+
+[Footnote 1: Evidently not much: as few prophecies have been more
+strikingly and speedily falsified.]
+
+
+_BALLOONS._
+
+TO THE HON. H.S. CONWAY.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Oct._ 15, 1784.
+
+As I have heard nothing from you, I flatter myself Lady Aylesbury mends,
+or I think you would have brought her again to the physicians: you will,
+I conclude, next week, as towards the end of it the ten days they named
+will be expired. I must be in town myself about Thursday on some little
+business of my own.
+
+As I was writing this, my servants called me away to see a balloon; I
+suppose Blanchard's, that was to be let off from Chelsea this morning. I
+saw it from the common field before the window of my round tower. It
+appeared about a third of the size of the moon, or less, when setting,
+something above the tops of the trees on the level horizon. It was then
+descending; and, after rising and declining a little, it sunk slowly
+behind the trees, I should think about or beyond Sunbury, at five
+minutes after one. But you know I am a very inexact guesser at measures
+and distances, and may be mistaken in many miles; and you know how
+little I have attended to these _airgonauts_: only t'other night I
+diverted myself with a sort of meditation on future _airgonation_,
+supposing that it will not only be perfected, but will depose
+navigation. I did not finish it, because I am not skilled, like the
+gentleman that used to write political ship-news, in that style which I
+wanted to perfect my essay: but in the prelude I observed how ignorant
+the ancients were in supposing Icarus melted the wax of his wings by too
+near access to the sun, whereas he would have been frozen to death
+before he made the first post on that road. Next, I discovered an
+alliance between Bishop Wilkins's[1] art of flying and his plan of
+universal language; the latter of which he no doubt calculated to
+prevent the want of an interpreter when he should arrive at the moon.
+
+[Footnote 1: Dr. Wilkins, Bishop of Chester in the reign of Charles II.,
+was chiefly instrumental in the foundation of the Royal Society. Among
+his works was a treatise to prove that "It is probable there may be
+another habitable world in the moon, with a discourse concerning the
+possibility of a passage thither." Burnet ("Hist. of his Own Times,"
+Anno 1661) says of him, "He was a great observer and promoter of
+experimental philosophy, which was then a new thing. He was naturally
+ambitious, but was the wisest clergyman I ever knew." He married
+Cromwell's sister, and his daughter was the wife of Archbishop
+Tillotson.]
+
+But I chiefly amused myself with ideas of the change that would be made
+in the world by the substitution of balloons to ships. I supposed our
+seaports to become _deserted villages_; and Salisbury Plain, Newmarket
+Heath, (another canvass for alteration of ideas,) and all downs (but
+_the_ Downs) arising into dockyards for aërial vessels. Such a field
+would be ample in furnishing new speculations. But to come to my
+ship-news:--
+
+"The good balloon Daedalus, Captain Wing-ate, will fly in a few days for
+China; he will stop at the top of the Monument to take in passengers.
+
+"Arrived on Brand-sands, the Vulture, Captain Nabob; the Tortoise snow,
+from Lapland; the Pet-en-l'air, from Versailles; the Dreadnought, from
+Mount Etna, Sir W. Hamilton, commander; the Tympany, Montgolfier; and
+the Mine-A-in-a-bandbox, from the Cape of Good Hope. Foundered in a
+hurricane, the Bird of Paradise, from Mount Ararat. The Bubble, Sheldon,
+took fire, and was burnt to her gallery; and the Phoenix is to be cut
+down to a second-rate."
+
+In those days Old Sarum will again be a town and have houses in it.
+There will be fights in the air with wind-guns and bows and arrows; and
+there will be prodigious increase of land for tillage, especially in
+France, by breaking up all public roads as useless. But enough of my
+fooleries; for which I am sorry you must pay double postage.
+
+
+_HIS LETTERS ON LITERATURE--DISADVANTAGE OF MODERN WRITERS--COMPARISON
+OF LADY MARY WORTLEY WITH MADAME DE SÉVIGNÉ._
+
+TO JOHN PINKERTON, ESQ.
+
+_June_ 22, 1785.
+
+Since I received your book,[1] Sir, I scarce ceased from reading till I
+had finished it; so admirable I found it, and so full of good sense,
+brightly delivered. Nay, I am pleased with myself, too, for having
+formed the same opinions with you on several points, in which we do not
+agree with the generality of men. On some topics, I confess frankly, I
+do not concur with you: considering how many you have touched, it would
+be wonderful if we agreed on all, or I should not be sincere if I said I
+did. There are others on which I have formed no opinion; for I should
+give myself an impertinent air, with no truth, if I pretended to have
+any knowledge of many subjects, of which, young as you are, you seem to
+have made yourself master. Indeed, I have gone deeply into nothing, and
+therefore shall not discuss those heads on which we differ most; as
+probably I should not defend my own opinions well. There is but one part
+of your work to which I will venture any objection, though you have
+considered it much, and I little, very little indeed, with regard to
+your proposal, which to me is but two days old: I mean your plan for the
+improvement of our language, which I allow has some defects, and which
+wants correction in several particulars. The specific amendment which
+you propose, and to which I object, is the addition of _a's_ and _o's_
+to our terminations. To change _s_ for _a_ in the plural number of our
+substantives and adjectives, would be so violent an alteration, that I
+believe neither the power of Power nor the power of Genius would be able
+to effect it. In most cases I am convinced that very strong innovations
+are more likely to make impression than small and almost imperceptible
+differences, as in religion, medicine, politics, &c.; but I do not think
+that language can be treated in the same manner, especially in a refined
+age.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mr. Pinkerton was a Scotch lawyer, who published a volume
+entitled "Letters on Literature" under the name of Heron; which,
+however, he afterwards suppressed, as full of ill-considered ideas,
+which was not strange, as he was only twenty-five.]
+
+When a nation first emerges from barbarism, two or three masterly
+writers may operate wonders; and the fewer the number of writers, as the
+number is small at such a period, the more absolute is their authority.
+But when a country has been polishing itself for two or three centuries,
+and when, consequently, authors are innumerable, the most super-eminent
+genius (or whoever is esteemed so, though without foundation) possesses
+very limited empire, and is far from meeting implicit obedience. Every
+petty writer will contest very novel institutions: every inch of change
+in any language will be disputed; and the language will remain as it
+was, longer than the tribunal which should dictate very heterogeneous
+alterations. With regard to adding _a_ or _o_ to final consonants,
+consider, Sir, should the usage be adopted, what havoc it would make!
+All our poetry would be defective in metre, or would become at once as
+obsolete as Chaucer; and could we promise ourselves, that, though we
+should acquire better harmony and more rhymes, we should have a new
+crop of poets, to replace Milton, Dryden, Gray, and, I am sorry you will
+not allow me to add, Pope! You might enjoin our prose to be reformed, as
+you have done by the "Spectator" in your thirty-fourth Letter; but try
+Dryden's "Ode" by your new institution.
+
+I beg your pardon for these trivial observations: I assure you I could
+write a letter ten times as long, if I were to specify all I like in
+your work. I more than like most of it; and I am charmed with your
+glorious love of liberty, and your other humane and noble sentiments.
+Your book I shall with great pleasure send to Mr. Colman[1]: may I tell
+him, without naming you, that it is written by the author of the comedy
+I offered to him? He must be struck with your very handsome and generous
+conduct in printing your encomiums on him, after his rejecting your
+piece. It is as great as uncommon, and gives me as good an opinion of
+your heart, Sir, as your book does of your great sense. Both assure me
+that you will not take ill the liberty I have used in expressing my
+doubts on your plan for amending our language, or for any I may use in
+dissenting from a few other sentiments in your work; as I shall in what
+I think your too low opinion of some of the French writers, of your
+preferring Lady Mary Wortley to Madame de Sévigné, and of your esteeming
+Mr. Hume a man of deeper and more solid understanding than Mr. Gray. In
+the two last articles it is impossible to think more differently than we
+do.[2] In Lady Mary's "Letters," which I never could read but once, I
+discovered no merit of any sort; yet I have seen others by her
+(unpublished) that have a good deal of wit; and for Mr. Hume, give me
+leave to say that I think your opinion, "that he might have ruled a
+state," ought to be qualified a little; as in the very next page you
+say, his "History" is "a mere apology for prerogative," and a very weak
+one. If he could have ruled a state, one must presume, at best, that he
+would have been an able tyrant; and yet I should suspect that a man,
+who, sitting coolly in his chamber, could forge but a weak apology for
+the prerogative, would not have exercised it very wisely. I knew
+personally and well both Mr. Hume and Mr. Gray, and thought there was no
+degree of comparison between their understandings; and, in fact, Mr.
+Hume's writings were so superior to his conversation, that I frequently
+said he understood nothing till he had written upon it. What you say,
+Sir, of the discord in his "History" from his love of prerogative and
+hatred of churchmen, flatters me much; as I have taken notice of that
+very unnatural discord in a piece I printed some years ago, but did not
+publish, and which I will show to you when I have the pleasure of seeing
+you here; a satisfaction I shall be glad to taste, whenever you will let
+me know you are at leisure after the beginning of next week. I have the
+honour to be, Sir, &c.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mr. Colman was manager of the Haymarket Theatre.]
+
+[Footnote 2: It is difficult to judge what were the published letters of
+Lady Mary which Walpole could have seen. If Mr. Pinkerton preferred them
+to those of Mme. de Sévigné, he could certainly have adduced plausible
+reasons for his preference. There is far greater variety in them, as was
+natural from the different lives led by the two fair writers. Mme. de
+Sévigné's was almost confined to Paris and the Court; Lady Mary was a
+great traveller. Her husband was English ambassador at Constantinople
+and other places, and her letters give descriptions of that city, of
+Vienna, the Hague, Venice, Rome, Naples, &c., &c. It may be fitly
+pointed out here that in a letter to Lord Strafford Walpole expresses an
+opinion that letter-writing is a branch of literature in which women are
+likely to excel men; "for our sex is too jealous of the reputation of
+good sense to hazard a thousand trifles and negligences which give
+grace, ease, and familiarity to correspondence."]
+
+
+_CRITICISM ON VARIOUS AUTHORS: GREEK, LATIN, FRENCH, AND ENGLISH--HUMOUR
+OF ADDISON, AND OF FIELDING--WALLER--MILTON--BOILEAU'S "LUTRIN"--"THE
+RAPE OF THE LOCK"--MADAME DE SÉVIGNÉ._
+
+TO JOHN PINKERTON, ESQ.
+
+_June_ 26, 1785.
+
+I have sent your book to Mr. Colman, Sir, and must desire you in return
+to offer my grateful thanks to Mr. Knight, who has done me an honour, to
+which I do not know how I am entitled, by the present of his poetry,
+which is very classic, and beautiful, and tender, and of chaste
+simplicity.
+
+To _your_ book, Sir, I am much obliged on many accounts; particularly
+for having recalled my mind to subjects of delight, to which it was
+grown dulled by age and indolence. In consequence of your reclaiming it,
+I asked myself whence you feel so much disregard for certain authors
+whose fame is established: you have assigned good reasons for
+withholding your approbation from some, on the plea of their being
+imitators: it was natural, then, to ask myself again, whence they had
+obtained so much celebrity. I think I have discovered a cause, which I
+do not remember to have seen noted; and _that_ cause I suspect to have
+been, that certain of those authors possessed grace:--do not take me for
+a disciple of Lord Chesterfield, nor imagine that I mean to erect grace
+into a capital ingredient of writing, but I do believe that it is a
+perfume that will serve from putrefaction, and is distinct even from
+style, which regards expression. _Grace_, I think, belongs to _manner_.
+It is from the charm of grace that I believe some authors, not in your
+favour, obtained part of their renown; Virgil, in particular: and yet I
+am far from disagreeing with you on his subject in general. There is
+such a dearth of invention in the Aeneid (and when he did invent, it was
+often so foolishly), so little good sense, so little variety, and so
+little power over the passions, that I have frequently said, from
+contempt for his matter, and from the charm of his harmony, that I
+believe I should like his poem better, if I was to hear it repeated, and
+did not understand Latin. On the other hand, he has more than harmony:
+whatever he utters is said gracefully, and he ennobles his images,
+especially in the Georgics; or, at least, it is more sensible there,
+from the humility of the subject. A Roman farmer might not understand
+his diction in agriculture; but he made a Roman courtier understand
+farming, the farming of that age, and could captivate a lord of
+Augustus's bedchamber, and tempt him to listen to themes of rusticity.
+On the contrary, Statius and Claudian, though talking of war, would
+make a soldier despise them as bullies. That graceful manner of thinking
+in Virgil seems to me to be more than style, if I do not refine too
+much: and I admire, I confess, Mr. Addison's phrase, that Virgil "tossed
+about his dung with an air of majesty." A style may be excellent without
+grace: for instance, Dr. Swift's. Eloquence may bestow an immortal
+style, and one of more dignity; yet eloquence may want that ease, that
+genteel air that flows from or constitutes grace. Addison himself was
+master of that grace, even in his pieces of humour, and which do not owe
+their merit to style; and from that combined secret he excels all men
+that ever lived; but Shakspeare, in humour,[1] by never dropping into an
+approach towards burlesque and buffoonery, when even his humour
+descended to characters that in other hands would have been vulgarly
+low. Is not it clear that Will Wimble was a gentleman, though he always
+lived at a distance from good company? Fielding had as much humour,
+perhaps, as Addison; but, having no idea of grace, is perpetually
+disgusting. His innkeepers and parsons are the grossest of their
+profession; and his gentlemen are awkward when they should be at their
+ease.
+
+[Footnote 1: "_Addison's humour._" Undoubtedly there is much
+gentlemanlike humour in Addison's Sir Roger de Coverley; but to say that
+he "excels all men that ever lived" in that quality is an exaggeration
+hardly to be understood in a man who had seen the "Rivals" and the
+"Critic." In the present day no one, it may be supposed, would echo it,
+after Scott with the Baron, the Antiquary, Dalgetty, &c., and Thackeray
+with Mrs. O'Dowd, Major Pendennis, and Colonel Newcome. The epithet
+"_Vafer_" applied to Horace by Persius is not inapplicable to Addison.
+There is a slyness about some of his sketches which breathes something
+of the Horatian facetiousness. It is remarkable that in all this long
+and varied criticism Walpole scarcely mentions _wit_, which he seems to
+allow to no one but Horace and Boileau. His comparative denial of it to
+Aristophanes and Lucian creates a supposition that his Greek was
+inferior to his Latin scholarship. It is not always easy to distinguish
+humour from wit; of the two, the former seems the higher quality. Wit is
+verbal, conversant with language, combining keenness and terseness of
+expression with a keen perception of resemblances or differences; humour
+has, comparatively speaking, little to do with language, and is of
+different kinds, varying with the class of composition in which it is
+found. In one of his "Imaginary Conversations" Savage Landor remarks
+that "It is no uncommon thing to hear, 'Such an one has humour rather
+than wit.' Here the expression can only mean _pleasantry_, for whoever
+has humour has wit, although it does not follow that whoever has wit has
+humour.... The French have little humour, because they have little
+_character_; they excel all nations in wit, because of their levity and
+sharpness."]
+
+The Grecians had grace in everything; in poetry, in oratory, in
+statuary, in architecture, and probably, in music and painting. The
+Romans, it is true, were their imitators; but, having grace too,
+imparted it to their copies, which gave them a merit that almost raises
+them to the rank of originals. Horace's "Odes" acquired their fame, no
+doubt, from the graces of his manner and purity of his style--the chief
+praise of Tibullus and Propertius, who certainly cannot boast of more
+meaning than Horace's "Odes."
+
+Waller, whom you proscribe, Sir, owed his reputation to the graces of
+his manner, though he frequently stumbled, and even fell flat; but a few
+of his smaller pieces are as graceful as possible: one might say that he
+excelled in painting ladies in enamel, but could not succeed in
+portraits in oil, large as life. Milton had such superior merit, that I
+will only say, that if his angels, his Satan, and his Adam have as much
+dignity as the Apollo Belvedere, his Eve has all the delicacy and
+graces of the Venus of Medicis; as his description of Eden has the
+colouring of Albano. Milton's tenderness imprints ideas as graceful as
+Guido's Madonnas: and the "Allegro," "Penseroso," and "Comus" might be
+denominated from the three Graces; as the Italians gave similar titles
+to two or three of Petrarch's best sonnets.
+
+Cowley, I think, would have had grace (for his mind was graceful) if he
+had had any ear, or if his task had not been vitiated by the pursuit of
+wit; which, when it does not offer itself naturally, degenerates into
+tinsel or pertness. Pertness is the mistaken affection of grace, as
+pedantry produces erroneous dignity; the familiarity of the one, and the
+clumsiness of the other, distort or prevent grace. Nature, that
+furnishes samples of all qualities, and on the scale of gradation
+exhibits all possible shades, affords us types that are more apposite
+than words. The eagle is sublime, the lion majestic, the swan graceful,
+the monkey pert, the bear ridiculously awkward. I mention these as more
+expressive and comprehensive than I could make definitions of my
+meaning; but I will apply the swan only, under whose wings I will
+shelter an apology for Racine, whose pieces give me an idea of that
+bird. The colouring of the swan is pure; his attitudes are graceful; he
+never displeases you when sailing on his proper element. His feet may be
+ugly, his notes hissing, not musical, his walk not natural; he can soar,
+but it is with difficulty;--still, the impression the swan leaves is
+that of grace. So does Racine.
+
+Boileau may be compared to the dog, whose sagacity is remarkable, as
+well as its fawning on its master, and its snarling at those it
+dislikes. If Boileau was too austere to admit the pliability of grace,
+he compensates by good sense and propriety. He is like (for I will drop
+animals) an upright magistrate, whom you respect, but whose justice and
+severity leave an awe that discourages familiarity. His copies of the
+ancients may be too servile: but, if a good translator deserves praise,
+Boileau deserves more. He certainly does not fall below his originals;
+and, considering at what period he wrote, has greater merit still. By
+his imitations he held out to his countrymen models of taste, and
+banished totally the bad taste of his predecessors. For his "Lutrin,"[1]
+replete with excellent poetry, wit, humour, and satire, he certainly was
+not obliged to the ancients. Excepting Horace, how little idea had
+either Greeks or Romans of wit and humour! Aristophanes and Lucian,
+compared with moderns, were, the one a blackguard, and the other a
+buffoon. In my eyes, the "Lutrin," the "Dispensary," and the "Rape of
+the Lock," are standards of grace and elegance, not to be paralleled by
+antiquity; and eternal reproaches to Voltaire, whose indelicacy in the
+"Pucelle" degraded him as much, when compared with the three authors I
+have named, as his "Henriade" leaves Virgil, and even Lucan, whom he
+more resembles, by far his superiors.
+
+[Footnote 1: The "Lutrin" is a critical poem in six cantos. Lutrin means
+a desk; and Hallam, who does not seem to rate it very highly, regards
+the plan of it as borrowed from Tassoni's "Secchia rapita," Secchia
+meaning a pitcher.]
+
+"The Dunciad" is blemished by the offensive images of the games; but the
+poetry appears to me admirable; and, though the fourth book has
+obscurities, I prefer it to the three others: it has descriptions not
+surpassed by any poet that ever existed, and which surely a writer
+merely ingenious will never equal. The lines on Italy, on Venice, on
+Convents, have all the grace for which I contend as distinct from
+poetry, though united with the most beautiful; and the "Rape of the
+Lock," besides the originality of great part of the invention, is a
+standard of graceful writing.
+
+In general, I believe that what I call grace, is denominated elegance;
+but by grace I mean something higher. I will explain myself by
+instances--Apollo is graceful, Mercury is elegant. Petrarch, perhaps,
+owed his whole merit to the harmony of his numbers and the graces of his
+style. They conceal his poverty of meaning and want of variety. His
+complaints, too, may have added an interest, which, had his passion been
+successful, and had expressed itself with equal sameness, would have
+made the number of his sonnets insupportable. Melancholy in poetry, I am
+inclined to think, contributes to grace, when it is not disgraced by
+pitiful lamentations, such as Ovid's and Cicero's in their banishments.
+We respect melancholy, because it imparts a similar affection, pity. A
+gay writer, who should only express satisfaction without variety, would
+soon be nauseous.
+
+Madame de Sévigné shines both in grief and gaiety. There is too much of
+sorrow for her daughter's absence; yet it is always expressed by new
+terms, by new images, and often by wit, whose tenderness has a
+melancholy air. When she forgets her concern, and returns to her natural
+disposition--gaiety, every paragraph has novelty: her allusions, her
+applications are the happiest possible. She has the art of making you
+acquainted with all her acquaintance, and attaches you even to the spots
+she inhabited. Her language is correct, though unstudied; and, when her
+mind is full of any great event, she interests you with the warmth of a
+dramatic writer, not with the chilling impartiality of an historian.
+Pray read her accounts of the death of Turenne, and of the arrival of
+King James in France, and tell me whether you do not know their persons
+as if you had lived at the time.
+
+For my part, if you will allow me a word of digression (not that I have
+written with any method), I hate the cold impartiality recommended to
+Historians: "Si vis me flere, dolendum est Primùm ipsi tibi:"[1] but,
+that I may not wander again, nor tire, nor contradict you any more, I
+will finish now, and shall be glad if you will dine at Strawberry Hill
+next Sunday, and take a bed there, when I will tell you how many more
+parts of your book have pleased me, than have startled my opinions, or,
+perhaps, prejudices. I have the honour to be, Sir, with regard, &c.
+
+[Footnote 1: A quotation from Horace's "Ars Poetica," 102.]
+
+
+_MINISTERIAL DIFFICULTIES--THE AFFAIR OF THE NECKLACE IN
+PARIS--FLUCTUATING UNPOPULARITY OF STATESMEN--FALLACIES OF HISTORY._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Aug._ 26, 1785.
+
+Though I am delighted to see your handwriting, I beg you will indulge me
+no more with it. It fatigues you, and that gives me more pain than your
+letters can give me satisfaction. Dictate a few words on your health to
+your secretary; it will suffice. I don't care a straw about the King and
+Queen of Naples, nor whether they visit your little Great Duke and
+Duchess. I am glad when monarchs are playing with one another, instead
+of scratching: it is better they should be idle than mischievous. As I
+desire you not to write, I cannot be alarmed at a strange hand.
+
+Your philosophic account of yourself is worthy of you. Still, I am
+convinced you are better than you seem to think. A cough is vexatious,
+but in old persons is a great preservative. It is one of the forms in
+which the gout appears, and exercises and clears the lungs. I know
+actually two persons, no chickens, who are always very ill if they have
+no annual cough. You may imagine that I have made observations in plenty
+on the gout: yes, yes, I know its ways and its jesuitic evasions. I beg
+its pardon, it is a better soul than it appears to be; it is we that
+misuse it: if it does not appear with all its credentials, we take it
+for something else, and attempt to cure it. Being a remedy, and not a
+disease, it will not be cured; and it is better to let it have its way.
+If it is content to act the personage of a cough, pray humour it: it
+will prolong your life, if you do not contradict it and fling it
+somewhere else.
+
+The Administration has received a total defeat in Ireland, which has
+probably saved us another civil war.[1] Don't wonder that I am
+continually recollecting my father's _Quieta non movere_. I have never
+seen that maxim violated with impunity. They say, that in town a change
+in the Ministry is expected. I am not of that opinion; but, indeed,
+nobody can be more ignorant than I. I see nobody here but people
+attached to the Court, and who, however, know no more than I do; and if
+I did see any of the other side, they would not be able to give me
+better information; nor am I curious.
+
+[Footnote 1: In the session of 1785 Grattan opposed a body of
+"resolutions" calculated to relieve the distress of the Irish
+manufacturers, and altogether to emancipate the trade and commerce of
+Ireland from many mischievous restrictions which had hitherto restrained
+their progress. Lord Stanhope, in his "Life of Pitt," i. 273, quotes a
+description of Grattan's speech as "a display of perhaps the most
+beautiful eloquence ever heard, but seditious and inflammatory to a
+degree hardly credible;" and he so far prevailed, that in the Irish
+House of Commons the resolutions were only carried by a majority of
+twenty-nine--one so small, that the Duke of Rutland, the
+Lord-Lieutenant, felt it safer to withdraw them.]
+
+A stranger event than a revolution in politics has happened at Paris.
+The Cardinal de Rohan is committed to the Bastile for forging the
+Queen's hand to obtain a collar of diamonds;[1] I know no more of the
+story: but, as he is very gallant, it is guessed (_here_ I mean) that it
+was a present for some woman. These circumstances are little Apostolic,
+and will not prop the falling Church of Rome. They used to forge
+donations and decretals. This is a new manoeuvre. Nor were Cardinals
+wont to be treated so cavalierly for peccadilloes. The House of Rohan is
+under a cloud: his Eminence's cousin, the Prince of Guemené,[2] was
+forced to fly, two or three years ago, for being the Prince of
+Swindlers. _Our_ Nabobs are not treated so roughly; yet I doubt they
+collect diamonds still more criminally.
+
+[Footnote 1: "_A collar of diamonds._" The transaction here referred
+to--though, strangely enough, it is looked on as one that had a
+political interest--was, in fact, a scheme of a broken-down gambler to
+swindle a jeweller out of a diamond necklace of great value. The Court
+jeweller had collected a large number of unusually fine diamonds, which
+he had made into a necklace, in the hope that the Queen would buy it,
+and the Cardinal de Rohan, who was a member of one of the noblest
+families in France, but a man of a character so notoriously profligate,
+that, when he was ambassador at Vienna, Maria Teresa had insisted on his
+recall, was mixed up in the fraud in a manner scarcely compatible with
+ignorance of its character. He was brought to trial with the more
+evident agents in the fraud, and the whole history of the French
+Parliaments scarcely records any transaction more disgraceful than his
+acquittal. For some months the affair continued to furnish pretext to
+obscure libellers to calumniate the Queen with insinuations not less
+offensive than dangerous from their vagueness; all such writers finding
+a ready paymaster in the infamous Duc d'Orléans.]
+
+[Footnote 2: The Prince de Guemenée, a very profligate and extravagant
+man, by 1782 had become so hopelessly embarrassed that he was compelled
+to leave Paris, and consequently the Princess, his wife, who ever since
+the birth of Louis XVI. had held the office of "Governess of the Royal
+Children," a life-appointment, was forced to resign it, much to the
+pleasure of the Queen, who disapproved of her character, and bestowed
+the office on Mme. de Polignac, and when, at the beginning of the
+Revolution, she also fled from Paris, on Mme. de Tourzel. But, in truth,
+under Marie Antoinette the office was almost a sinecure. She considered
+superintendence of the education of her children as among the most
+important of her duties; and how judiciously she performed it is seen in
+an admirable letter of hers to Mme. de Tourzel, which can hardly be
+surpassed for its discernment and good-feeling. (See the Editor's "Life
+of Marie Antoinette," iii. 55.)]
+
+Your nephew will be sorry to hear that the Duke of Montrose's third
+grandson, Master William Douglas, died yesterday of a fever. These poor
+Montroses are most unfortunate persons! They had the comfort this spring
+of seeing Lord Graham marry: the Duchess said, "I thought I should die
+of grief, and now I am ready to die of joy." Lady Graham soon proved
+with child, but soon miscarried; and the Duke and Duchess may not live
+to have the consolation of seeing an heir--for we must hope and make
+visions to the last! _I_ am asking for samples of Ginori's porcelain at
+sixty-eight! Well! are not heirs to great names and families as frail
+foundations of happiness? and what signifies what baubles we pursue?
+Philosophers make systems, and we simpletons collections: and we are as
+wise as they--wiser perhaps, for we know that in a few years our
+rarities will be dispersed at an auction; and they flatter themselves
+that their reveries will be immortal, which has happened to no system
+yet. A curiosity may rise in value; a system is exploded.
+
+Such reflections are applicable to politics, and make me look on them as
+equally nugatory. Last year Mr. Fox was burnt in effigy; now Mr. Pitt
+is. Oh! my dear Sir, it is all a farce! On _this day_, about a hundred
+years ago (look at my date), was born the wisest man I have seen.[1] He
+kept this country in peace for twenty years, and it flourished
+accordingly. He injured no man; was benevolent, good-humoured, and did
+nothing but the common necessary business of the State. Yet was he
+burnt in effigy too; and so traduced, that his name is not purified
+yet!--Ask why his memory is not in veneration? You will be told, from
+libels and trash, that he was _the Grand Corruptor_.--What! did he
+corrupt the nation to make it happy, rich, and peaceable? Who was
+oppressed during his administration? Those saints Bolingbroke and
+Pulteney were kept out of the Paradise of the Court; ay, and the
+Pretender was kept out and was kept quiet. Sir Robert fell: a Rebellion
+ensued in four years, and the crown shook on the King's head. The
+nation, too, which had been tolerably corrupted before his time, and
+which, with all its experience and with its eyes opened, has not cured
+itself of being corrupt, is not quite so prosperous as in the day of
+that man, who, it seems, poisoned its morals. Formerly it was the most
+virtuous nation on the earth!
+
+[Footnote 1: He means his own father, the Prime Minister from 1720 to
+1741.]
+
+Under Henry VIII. and his children there was no persecution, no
+fluctuation of religion: their Ministers shifted their faith four times,
+and were sincere honest men! There was no servility, no flattery, no
+contempt of the nation abroad, under James I. No tyranny under Charles
+I. and Laud; no factions, no civil war! Charles II., however, brought
+back all the virtues and morality, which, somehow or other, were
+missing! His brother's was a still more blessed reign, though in a
+different way! King William was disturbed and distressed by no
+contending factions, and did not endeavour to bribe them to let him
+pursue his great object of humbling France! The Duke of Marlborough was
+not overborne in a similar and more glorious career by a detestable
+Cabal!--and if Oxford and Bolingbroke did remove him, from the most
+patriot motives, they, good men! used no corruption! Twelve Peerages
+showered at once, to convert the House of Lords, were no bribes; nor was
+a shilling issued for secret services; nor would a member of either
+House have received it!
+
+Sir R. Walpole came, and strange to tell, found the whole Parliament,
+and every Parliament, at least a great majority of every Parliament,
+ready to take his money. For what?--to undo their country!--which,
+however, wickedly as he meant, and ready as they were to concur, he left
+in every respect in the condition he found it, except in being improved
+in trade, wealth, and tranquillity; till _its friends_ who expelled him,
+had dipped their poor country in a war; which was far from mending its
+condition. Sir Robert died, foretelling a rebellion, which happened in
+less than six months, and for predicting which he had been ridiculed:
+and in detestation of a maxim ascribed to him by his enemies, that
+_every man has his price_, the tariff of every Parliament since has been
+as well known as the price of beef and mutton; and the universal
+electors, who cry out against that traffic, are not a jot less vendible
+than their electors.--Was not Sir Robert Walpole an abominable Minister?
+
+_29th._
+
+P.S.--The man who certainly provoked Ireland _to think_, is dead--Lord
+Sackville.[1]
+
+[Footnote 1: Lord George Sackville Germaine, third son of Lionel [first]
+Duke of Dorset, who, when secretary to his father, when Lord-Lieutenant
+of Ireland, gave rise, by his haughty behaviour, to the factions that
+have ever since disturbed that country, and at last shaken off its
+submission to this country.--WALPOLE.]
+
+_30th._
+
+I see, by the _Gazette_, that Lord Cowper's pinchbeck principality is
+allowed. I wonder his Highness does not desire the Pope to make one of
+his sons a bishop _in partibus infidelium_.
+
+
+_BREVITY OF MODERN ADDRESSES--THE OLD DUCHESS OF MARLBOROUGH._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Oct._ 4, 1785.
+
+I don't love to transgress my monthly regularity; yet, as you must
+prefer facts to words, why should I write when I have nothing to tell
+you? The newspapers themselves in a peaceable autumn coin wonders from
+Ireland, or live on the accidents of the Equinox. They, the newspapers,
+have been in high spirits on the prospect of a campaign in Holland; but
+the Dutch, without pity for the gazetteers of Europe, are said to have
+submitted to the Emperor's terms: however, the intelligence-merchants
+may trust that _he_ will not starve them long!
+
+Your neighbour, the Queen of Sardinia, it seems, is dead: but, if there
+was anything to say about her, you must tell it to me, not I to you;
+for, till she died, I scarce knew she had been alive.
+
+Our Parliament is put off till after Christmas; so, I have no more
+resource from domestic politics than from foreign wars. For my own
+particular, I desire neither. I live here in tranquillity and idleness,
+can content myself with trifles, and think the world is much the happier
+when it has nothing to talk of. Most people ask, "Is there any
+news?"--How can one want to know one does not know what? when anything
+has happened, one hears it.
+
+There is one subject on which I wish I had occasion to write; I think it
+long since I heard how you go on: I flatter myself, as I have no letter
+from you or your nephew, prosperously. I should prefer a letter from
+him, that you may not have the trouble; and I shall make this the
+shorter, as a precedent for his not thinking more than a line necessary.
+The post does not insist on a certain quantity; it is content with being
+paid for whatever it carries--nay, is a little unreasonable, as it
+doubles its price for a cover that contains nothing but a direction: and
+now it is the fashion to curtail the direction as much as possible.
+Formerly, a direction was an academy of compliments: "To the most noble
+and my singularly respected friend," &c., &c.--and then, "Haste! haste,
+for your life, haste!" Now, we have banished even the monosyllable _To_!
+Henry Conway,[1] Lord Hertford's son, who is very indolent, and has much
+humour, introduced that abridgment. Writing to a Mr. Tighe at the
+Temple, he directed his letter only thus: "T. Ti., Temple"[2]--and it
+was delivered! Dr. Bentley was mightily flattered on receiving a letter
+superscribed "To Dr. Bentley in England." Times are altered; postmen are
+now satisfied with a hint. One modern retrenchment is a blessing; one is
+not obliged to study for an ingenious conclusion, as if writing an
+epigram--oh! no; nor to send compliments that never were delivered. I
+had a relation who always finished his letters with "his love to all
+that was near and dear to us," though he did not care a straw for me or
+any of his family. It was said of old Sarah, Duchess of Marlborough,
+that she never put dots over her _i's_, to save ink: how she would have
+enjoyed modern economy in that article! She would have died worth a
+thousand farthings more than she did--nay, she would have known exactly
+how many; as Sir Robert Brown[3] did, who calculated what he had saved
+by never having an orange or lemon on his sideboard. I am surprised
+that no economist has retrenched second courses, which always consist of
+the dearest articles, though seldom touched, as the hungry at least dine
+on the first. Mrs. Leneve,[4] one summer at Houghton, counted thirty-six
+turkey-pouts[5] that had been served up without being meddled with.
+
+[Footnote 1: Second son of Francis Seymour Conway, first Earl of
+Hertford.--WALPOLE.]
+
+[Footnote 2: This address was surpassed towards the end of the reign, by
+a letter which arrived in London addressed to "Srumfredafi, England;"
+and was correctly interpreted at the Post Office as being designed for
+Sir Humphrey Davy.]
+
+[Footnote 3: A noted miser, who raised a great fortune as a merchant at
+Venice, though his whole wealth, when he went thither, consisted in one
+of those vast wigs (a second-hand one, given to him) which were worn in
+the reign of Queen Anne, and which he sold for five guineas. He returned
+to England, very rich, in the reign of George II., with his wife and
+three daughters, who would have been great fortunes. The eldest, about
+eighteen, fell into a consumption, and, being ordered to ride, her
+father drew a map of the by-lanes about London, which he made the
+footman carry in his pocket and observe, that she might ride without
+paying a turnpike. When the poor girl was past recovery, Sir Robert sent
+for an undertaker, to cheapen her funeral, as she was not dead, and
+there was a possibility of her living. He went farther; he called his
+other daughters, and bade them curtsy to the undertaker, and promise to
+be his friends; and so they proved, for both died consumptive in two
+years.--WALPOLE.]
+
+[Footnote 4: A lady who lived with Sir Robert Walpole, to take care of
+his youngest daughter, Lady Maria, after her mother's death. After Sir
+Robert's death, and Lady Mary's marriage with Mr. Churchill, she lived
+with Mr. H. Walpole to her death.--WALPOLE.]
+
+[Footnote 5: As the sons of rajahs in India are called Rajah Pouts, and
+as turkeys came from the East, quaere if they were not called
+Turkey-pouts, as an Eastern diminutive?--WALPOLE.]
+
+_5th._
+
+I had written thus far yesterday. This minute I receive your nephew's of
+Sept. 20th; it is not such an one by any means as I had wished for. He
+tells me you have had a return of your disorder--indeed, he consoles me
+with your recovery; but I cannot in a moment shake off the impression of
+a sudden alarm, though the cause was ceased, nor can a second agitation
+calm a first on such shattered nerves as mine. My fright is over, but I
+am not composed. I cannot begin a new letter, and therefore send what I
+had written. I will only add, what you may be sure I feel, ardent wishes
+for your perfect health, and grateful thanks to your nephew for his
+attention--he is rather your son; but indeed he is Gal.'s son, and that
+is the same thing. How I love him for his attendance on you! and how
+very kind he is in giving me accounts of you! I hope he will continue,
+and I ask it still more for your sake than for my own, that you may not
+think of writing yourself. If he says but these words, "My uncle has had
+no return of his complaint," I shall be satisfied--satisfied!--I shall
+be quite happy! Indeed, indeed, I ask no more.
+
+
+_LADY CRAVEN--MADAME PIOZZI--"THE ROLLIAD"--HERSCHEL'S ASTRONOMICAL
+DISCOVERY._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+BERKELEY SQUARE, _Oct._ 30, 1785.
+
+I am a contradiction, yet very naturally so; I wish you not to write
+yourself, and yet am delighted when I receive a letter in your own hand:
+however, I don't desire it should be of four pages, like this last of
+the 11th. When I have had the gout, I have always written by proxy. You
+will make me ashamed, if you don't use the precedent. Your account of
+yourself is quite to my satisfaction. I approve, too, of your not dining
+with your company. Since I must be old and have the gout, I have long
+turned those disadvantages to my own account, and plead them to the
+utmost when they will save me from doing anything I dislike. I am so
+lame, or have such a sudden pain, when I do not care to do what is
+proposed to me! Nobody can tell how rapidly the gout may be come, or be
+gone again; and then it is so pleasant to have had the benefit, and
+none of the anguish!
+
+I did send you a line last week in the cover of a letter to Lady
+Craven,[1] which I knew would sufficiently tell your quickness how much
+I shall be obliged to you for any attentions to her. I thought her at
+Paris, and was surprised to hear of her at Florence. She has, I fear,
+been _infinitamente_ indiscreet; but what is that to you or me? She is
+very pretty, has parts, and is good-natured to the greatest degree; has
+not a grain of malice or mischief (almost always the associates, in
+women, of tender hearts), and never has been an enemy but to herself.
+For that ridiculous woman Madame Piozzi,[2] and t'other more impertinent
+one, of whom I never heard before, they are like the absurd English
+dames with whom we used to divert ourselves when I was at Florence. As
+to your little knot of poets, I do not hold the cocks higher than the
+hens; nor would I advise them to repatriate. We have at present here a
+most incomparable set, not exactly known by their names, but who, till
+the dead of summer, kept the town in a roar, and, I suppose, will revive
+by the meeting of Parliament. They have poured forth a torrent of odes,
+epigrams, and part of an imaginary epic poem, called the "Rolliad,"[3]
+with a commentary and notes, that is as good as the "Dispensary"[4] and
+"Dunciad," with more ease. These poems are all anti-ministerial, and
+the authors very young men, and little known or heard of before. I would
+send them, but you would want too many keys: and indeed I want some
+myself; for, as there are continually allusions to Parliamentary
+speeches and events, they are often obscure to me till I get them
+explained; and besides, I do not know several of the satirised heroes
+even by sight: however, the poetry and wit make amends, for they are
+superlative.
+
+[Footnote 1: Lady Craven, _née_ Berkeley, had given abundant cause for
+scandal during her husband's life, which did not abate when, a month
+after his death, she married the Margrave of Anspach.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Mme. Piozzi, the Mrs. Thrale of Boswell's "Life of
+Johnson." Mr. Thrale was a brewer, the founder of the great firm now
+known as Barclay and Perkins. She was many years younger than he; and,
+after his death, she married Signor Piozzi, a professional musician of
+eminence. Johnson, who had been an habitual guest of her husband and her
+at their villa at Streatham, set the fashion of condemning this second
+marriage as a disgraceful _mésalliance_; but it is not very easy to see
+in what respect it was so. In social position she had certainly had the
+advantage over Mr. Thrale, being the daughter of a Carnarvonshire
+baronet of ancient family. But a first-rate musician was surely the
+equal of a brewer. After Johnson's death she published a volume of her
+reminiscences of him, which may be allowed to have been worthy neither
+of him nor of her, and which was ridiculed by Peter Pindar in "A Town
+Eclogue," in which the rivals Bozzy and Piozzi, on Virgil's
+principle--_Alternis dicetis, amant alterna Camaenae_--relate in turn
+anecdotes of Johnson's way of life, his witty sayings, &c., &c. Sir John
+Hawkins, as judge of the contest, gives neither a prize; tells the lady,
+"Sam's Life, dear ma'am, will only _damn your own_;" calls the gentleman
+"a chattering magpie;" and--
+
+ Then to their pens and paper rush'd the twain,
+ To kill the mangled RAMBLER o'er again.]
+
+[Footnote 3: In 1785 the wits of Brooks's, being much disappointed at
+the result of the political conflict of 1784, gave some vent to their
+spleen in verse. For their subject they selected an imaginary epic, of
+which they gave fictitious extracts, and for their hero they took the
+Member for Devonshire, John Rolle, invoking him--
+
+ Illustrious Rolle! oh may thy honoured name
+ Roll down distinguished on the rolls of fame.
+
+It is a little odd that they abstained from similar puns on Pitt and
+_pit_; but their indignation was chiefly directed at his youth as
+ill-suited to his powers--
+
+ A sight to make surrounding nations stare,
+ A kingdom trusted to a schoolboy's care.
+
+The chief contributors were Burke's friend, Dr. Lawrence; Sheridan's
+brother-in-law, Tickell; General Fitzpatrick, Mr. G. Ellis, Lord G.
+Townshend, and General Burgoyne.]
+
+[Footnote 4: "The Dispensary" was a poem by a physician named Garth, to
+advocate the cause of the physicians in a quarrel between them and the
+apothecaries about the price to be charged for medicines. Johnson, in
+his "Lives of the Poets," allows it the credit of smooth and free
+versification, but denies it that of elegance. "No passage falls below
+mediocrity, and few rise above it." It may be doubted whether Byron
+himself could have risen high "above it" on subjects so unpoetical as
+pills and black-doses.]
+
+News I have none, wet or dry, to send you: politics are stagnated, and
+pleasure is not come to town. You may be sure I am glad that Caesar is
+baffled; I neither honour nor esteem him. If he is preferring his nephew
+to his brother, it is using the latter as ill as the rest of the world.
+
+Mrs. Damer is again set out for the Continent to-day, to avoid the
+winter, which is already begun severely; we have had snow twice. Till
+last year, I never knew snow in October since I can remember; which is
+no short time. Mrs. Damer has taken with her her cousin Miss Campbell,
+daughter of poor Lady William, whom you knew, and who died last year.
+Miss Campbell has always lived with Lady Aylesbury, and is a very great
+favourite and a very sensible girl. I believe they will proceed to
+Italy, but it is not certain. If they come to Florence, the Grand Duke
+should beg Mrs. Damer to give him something of her statuary; and it
+would be a greater curiosity than anything in his Chamber of Painters.
+She has executed several marvels since you saw her; and has lately
+carved two colossal heads for the bridge at Henley, which is the most
+beautiful one in the world, next to the Ponte di Trinità, and was
+principally designed by her father, General Conway. Lady Spencer
+draws--incorrectly indeed, but has great expression. Italy probably will
+stimulate her, and improve her attention. You see we blossom in ruin!
+Poetry, painting, statuary, architecture, music, linger here,
+
+ on this sea-encircled coast (GRAY),
+
+as if they knew not whither to retreat farther for shelter, and would
+not trust to the despotic patronage of the Attilas, Alarics, Amalasuntas
+of the North! They leave such heroic scourges to be decorated by the
+Voltaires and D'Alemberts of the Gauls, or wait till by the improvement
+of balloons they may be transported to some of those millions of worlds
+that Herschel[1] is discovering every day; for this new Columbus has
+thrown open the great gates of astronomy, and neither Spanish
+inquisitors nor English Nabobs will be able to torture and ransack the
+new regions and their inhabitants. Adieu!
+
+[Footnote 1: Herschel, having constructed the largest telescope that at
+that time had ever been seen, in 1781 had given proof of its value by
+the discovery of the _Georgium sidus_.]
+
+
+_MRS. YEARSLEY--MADAME PIOZZI--GIBBON--"LE MARIAGE DE FIGARO."_
+
+TO MISS HANNAH MORE.[1]
+
+[Footnote 1: Miss H. More was a remarkable woman. She was the daughter
+of the village schoolmaster of Stapleton, near Bristol. But though she
+had no higher education than he could give her, she soon began to show a
+considerable literary talent. Her first compositions were dramas, one of
+which, "Percy," Garrick accepted for the stage, where for a season it
+had fair success. But she soon quitted that line for works of morality,
+intended to promote the religious improvement of society in her day. The
+most celebrated of them was "Coelebs in Search of a Wife." But some of
+the tales which she published in "The Cheap Repository," a series of
+stories for the common people, had a greater sale. One, "The Shepherd of
+Salisbury Plain," was so popular that it is said that a million copies
+of it were sold. Her talents led to her acquaintance being cultivated by
+such men as Johnson, Reynolds, Burke, and Bishop Porteus; and her
+exercise of them was so profitable, that though she gave large sums in
+charity, she left a fortune of £30,000.]
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Oct._ 14, 1787.
+
+My dear Madam,--I am shocked for human nature at the repeated
+malevolence of this woman! [Mrs. Yearsley.] The rank soil of riches we
+are accustomed to see overrun with seeds and thistles; but who could
+expect that the kindest seeds sown on poverty and dire misfortunes
+should meet with nothing but a rock at bottom? Catherine de' Medici,
+suckled by hopes and transplanted to a throne, seems more excusable.
+Thank heaven, Madam, for giving you so excellent a heart; ay, and so
+good a head. You are not only benevolence itself, but, with fifty times
+the genius of a Yearsley, you are void of vanity. How strange, that
+vanity should expel gratitude! Does not the wretched woman owe her fame
+to you, as well as her affluence? I can testify your labours for both.
+Dame Yearsley reminds me of the Troubadours, those vagrants whom I used
+to admire till I knew their history; and who used to pour out trumpery
+verses, and flatter or abuse accordingly as they were housed and
+clothed, or dismissed to the next parish. Yet you did not set this
+person in the stocks, after procuring an annuity for her! I beg your
+pardon for renewing so disgusting a subject, and will never mention it
+again. You have better amusement; you love good works, a temper superior
+to revenge.
+
+I have again seen our poor friend in Clarges Street [Mrs. Vesey]: her
+faculties decay rapidly, and of course she suffers less. She has not an
+acquaintance in town; and yet told me the town was very full, and that
+she had had a good deal of company. Her health is re-established, and we
+must now be content that her mind is not restless. My pity now feels
+most for Mrs. Hancock, whose patience is inexhaustible, though not
+insensible.
+
+Mrs. Piozzi, I hear, has two volumes of Dr. Johnson's Letters ready for
+publication. Bruce is printing his travels, which I suppose will prove
+that his narratives were fabulous, as he will scarce repeat them by the
+press. These, and two more volumes of Mr. Gibbon's "History," are all
+the literary news I know. France seems sunk indeed in all respects. What
+stuff are their theatrical goods, their "Richards," "Ninas," and
+"Tarares"! But when their "Figaro"[1] could run threescore nights, how
+despicable must their taste be grown! I rejoice that their political
+intrigues are not more creditable. I do not dislike the French from the
+vulgar antipathy between neighbouring nations, but for their insolent
+and unfounded airs of superiority. In arms, we have almost always
+outshone them: and till they have excelled Newton, and come near to
+Shakspeare, pre-eminence in genius must remain with us. I think they are
+most entitled to triumph over the Italians; as, with the most meagre and
+inharmonious of all languages, the French have made more of that poverty
+in tragedy and eloquence, than the Italians have done with the language
+the most capable of both. But I did not mean to send you a dissertation.
+I hope it will not be long before you remove to Hampton.--Yet why should
+I wish that? You will only be geographically nearer to London till
+February. Cannot you, now and then, sleep at the Adelphi on a visit to
+poor Vesey and your friends, and let one know if you do?
+
+[Footnote 1: "Le Mariage de Figaro" was a play by a man who assumed the
+name of Beaumarchais (as Poquelin had taken the name of Molière and
+Arouet that of Voltaire); and the histories of both the author and the
+play are curious. The author's real name was Caron, and he had been bred
+a watchmaker. But he was ambitious; he gave up his trade, and bought a
+place about the Court, which was among those which conferred gentility,
+and which enabled him afterwards on one occasion to boast that he could
+establish a better claim to the rank of noble than most of that body,
+since he could produce a stamped receipt for it. He married two rich
+widows. He next obtained the place of music-master on the harp to the
+daughters of Louis XV., and conducted some of their concerts. He became
+involved in a law-suit, which he conducted in person against some of the
+most renowned advocates of the day, and gained great applause for the
+talent he had exhibited in his pleadings. He crossed over to England,
+where he made acquaintance with Wilkes and the agents of some of the
+North American colonies, and became a volunteer agent for them himself
+at the beginning of the American war, expending, according to his own
+statement, 150,000 francs in the purchase of arms and stores, which he
+sent out, when the President of Congress contented himself with thanking
+him for his liberality, but refused to pay his bill. He resolved to try
+his skill as a dramatist. His earlier plays were not particularly
+successful, but in 1781 he produced "The Marriage of Figaro," a sort of
+sequel to one of its predecessors, "The Barber of Seville." During the
+progress of its composition he had shown some of the scenes to his
+critical friends, who had pronounced it witty, and prophesied its
+success. But it had also become known that it contained sarcasms on some
+of the exclusive privileges of the nobles, and the officer who had
+charge of such matters in consequence refused to license it for
+performance, as a dangerous satire on the institutions of the country.
+He had by this time made friends enough to form a party to remonstrate
+against the hardship of the Censor's decision; till the King determined
+to judge for himself, and caused Mme. Campau to read it to himself and
+the Queen, when he fully agreed with the Censor, and expressed a
+positive determination not to permit its performance. Unluckily he was
+never firm in his resolutions; and Beaumarchais having secured the
+patronage of Louis's brother, the Comte d'Artois, and Mme. de Polignac,
+felt confident of carrying his point at last. His royal and noble
+patrons arranged parties for private readings of the play. He then
+declared, untruly, that he had altered all the passages which had been
+deemed offensive, and Louis was weak enough to believe him without
+further examination, and to sanction a private performance of it at the
+country house of the Comte de Vandreuel. After this it was impossible to
+exclude it from the theatre in Paris; and in April, 1784, it was acted
+before an audience whom the long-continued contest had brought in
+unprecedented numbers to hear it. If it had not been for the opposition
+which had been made to it, it probably would never have attracted any
+particular attention; for, though it was lively, and what managers call
+a fair "acting play," it had no remarkable merit as a composition, and
+depended for its attraction more on some of its surprises and
+discoveries than on its wit. But its performance and the reception it
+met with were regarded by a large political party as a triumph over the
+Ministry; and French historical writers, to whatever party they belong,
+agree in declaring that it had given a death-blow to many of the oldest
+institutions of the country, and that Beaumarchais proved at once the
+herald and the pioneer of the approaching Revolution. (See the Editor's
+"Life of Marie Antoinette," c. 19.)]
+
+
+_GENTLEMEN WRITERS--HIS OWN REASONS FOR WRITING WHEN
+YOUNG--VOLTAIRE--"EVELINA"--MISS SEWARD--HAYLEY._
+
+TO MISS HANNAH MORE.
+
+Strawberry Hill, _July_ 12, 1788.
+
+Won't you repent having opened the correspondence, my dear Madam, when
+you find my letters come so thick upon you? In this instance, however, I
+am only to blame in part, for being too ready to take advice, for the
+sole reason for which advice ever is taken,--because it fell in with my
+inclination.
+
+You said in your last that you feared you took up time of mine to the
+prejudice of the public; implying, I imagine, that I might employ it in
+composing. Waving both your compliment and my own vanity, I will speak
+very seriously to you on that subject, and with exact truth. My simple
+writings have had better fortune than they had any reason to expect; and
+I fairly believe, in a great degree, because gentlemen-writers, who do
+not write for interest, are treated with some civility if they do not
+write absolute nonsense. I think so, because I have not unfrequently
+known much better works than mine much more neglected, if the name,
+fortune, and situation of the authors were below mine. I wrote early
+from youth, spirits, and vanity; and from both the last when the first
+no longer existed. I now shudder when I reflect on my own boldness; and
+with mortification, when I compare my own writings with those of any
+great authors. This is so true, that I question whether it would be
+possible for me to summon up courage to publish anything I have written,
+if I could recall time past, and should yet think as I think at present.
+So much for what is over and out of my power. As to writing now, I have
+totally forsworn the profession, for two solid reasons. One I have
+already told you; and it is, that I know my own writings are trifling
+and of no depth. The other is, that, light and futile as they were, I am
+sensible they are better than I could compose now. I am aware of the
+decay of the middling parts I had, and others may be still more sensible
+of it. How do I know but I am superannuated? nobody will be so coarse as
+to tell me so; but if I published dotage, all the world would tell me
+so. And who but runs that risk who is an author after seventy? What
+happened to the greatest author of this age, and who certainly retained
+a very considerable portion of his abilities for ten years after my
+age?[1] Voltaire, at eighty-four, I think, went to Paris to receive the
+incense, in person, of his countrymen, and to be witness of their
+admiration of a tragedy he had written, at that Methusalem age. Incense
+he did receive till it choked him; and, at the exhibition of his play,
+he was actually crowned with laurel in the box where he sat. But what
+became of his poor play? It died as soon as he did--was buried with him;
+and no mortal, I dare to say, has ever read a line of it since, it was
+so bad.
+
+[Footnote 1: Voltaire had for several years been in disgrace at Court,
+and had been living in Switzerland; but in 1778 he returned to Paris to
+superintend the performance of a new tragedy, "Irene." He was, however,
+greatly mortified at the refusal of Marie Antoinette to allow him to be
+presented to her, and was but partly comforted by the enthusiasm of the
+audience at the theatre, who crowned him on the stage after the
+performance. Mme. du Deffand, who, in a letter to Walpole a few days
+before, had said that if the tragedy did not succeed it would kill him,
+says in a subsequent letter that its success had been very
+moderate--that the enthusiasm of the audience had been for Voltaire
+himself; and at all events her prophecy was fulfilled, for he died a few
+weeks afterwards.]
+
+As I am neither by a thousandth part so great, nor a quarter so little,
+I will herewith send you a fragment that an accidental _rencontre_ set
+me upon writing, and which I find so flat, that I would not finish it.
+Don't believe that I am either begging praise by the stale artifice of
+hoping to be contradicted; or that I think there is any occasion to make
+you discover my caducity. No; but the fragment contains a
+curiosity--English verses written by a French Prince[1] of the Blood,
+and which at first I had a mind to add to my "Royal and Noble Authors;"
+but as he was not a royal author of ours, and as I could not please
+myself with an account of him, I shall revert to my old resolution of
+not exposing my pen's grey hairs.
+
+[Footnote 1: He was the Duc d'Orléans, who was taken prisoner by Henry
+V. at Agincourt, and was detained in England for twenty-five years. The
+verses are published in "Walpole's Works," i. 564.]
+
+Of one passage I must take notice; it is a little indirect sneer at our
+crowd of authoresses. My choosing to send this to _you_, is a proof that
+I think you an author, that is, a classic. But, in truth, I am
+nauseated by the Madams Piozzi, &c., and the host of novel-writers in
+petticoats, who think they imitate what is inimitable, "Evelina" and
+"Cecilia."[1] Your candour, I know, will not agree with me, when I tell
+you I am not at all charmed with Miss Seward[2] and Mr. Hayley[3] piping
+to one another: but _you_ I exhort, and would encourage to write; and
+flatter myself you will never be royally gagged and promoted to fold
+muslins, as has been lately wittily said on Miss Burney, in the List of
+five hundred living authors. _Your_ writings promote virtues; and their
+increasing editions prove their worth and utility. If you question my
+sincerity, can you doubt my admiring you, when you have gratified _my_
+self-love so amply in your "Bas Bleu"? Still, as much as I love your
+writings, I respect yet more your heart and your goodness. You are so
+good that I believe you would go to heaven, even though there were no
+Sunday, and only six _working_ days in the week. Adieu, my best Madam!
+
+[Footnote 1: "Evelina" and "Cecilia" are novels by Miss Burney,
+afterwards Mme. d'Arblay. The former was extravagantly praised by
+Johnson and the Literary Club, and is probably a favourable specimen of
+the style of the conversation of the day.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Miss Seward was the authoress of that most ingenious riddle
+on the letter _H_, and also of some volumes of poetry.]
+
+[Footnote 3: Mr. Hayley was the author of several works in prose and
+verse; in the latter, of a poem called "The Triumphs of Temper," and
+entitled to the name, according to Byron, since "at least they triumphed
+over his" ("English Bards and Scotch Reviewers").]
+
+
+_DIVISIONS IN THE ROYAL FAMILY--THE REGENCY--THE IRISH PARLIAMENT._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+BERKELEY SQUARE, _Feb._ 12, 1789.
+
+I now do believe that the King is coming to _him_self: not in the
+language of the courtiers, to his senses--but from their proof, viz.,
+that he is returned to his _what! what! what!_ which he used to prefix
+to every sentence, and which is coming to his nonsense. I am
+corroborated in this opinion by his having said much more sensible
+things in his lunacy than he did when he was reckoned sane, which I do
+not believe he has been for some years.
+
+Well! now, how will this new change of scene operate? I fancy if any one
+could win access to him, who would tell him the truth, he would be as
+little pleased with his Queen, and his or her Pitt, as they will take
+care he shall be with his sons. Would he admire the degradation of his
+family in the person of all the Princes? or with the tripartite division
+of Royalty between the Queen, the Prince, and Mr. Pitt, which I call a
+_Trinity in disunity_? Will he be charmed with the Queen's admission to
+power, which he never imparted to her? Will he like the discovery of his
+vast private hoard? Will he be quite satisfied with the codicil to his
+Will,[1] which she surreptitiously obtained from him in his frenzy _in
+the first agony of her grief_? How will he digest that discovery of his
+treasure, which will not diffuse great compassion when he shall next ask
+a payment of his pretended debts? Before his madness he was indisposed
+towards Pitt; will he be better pleased with him for his new dictatorial
+presumption?
+
+[Footnote 1: "_His will._" This refers to a scandal propagated by some
+of the opposition newspapers, for which there was not the slightest
+foundation.]
+
+Turn to the next page--to Ireland. They have chosen for themselves, it
+is believed, a Regent without restrictions,[1] in scorn of the
+Parliament of England, and in order further to assert their
+independence. Will they recede? especially when their courtiers have
+flown in the face of our domineering Minister? I do not think they will.
+They may receive the King again on his recovery; but they have united
+interests with the Prince, and act in league with him, that he may
+pledge himself to them more deeply in future at least; they will
+never again acknowledge any superiority in our Parliament, but rather
+act in contradistinction.
+
+[Footnote 1: "_Regent without restrictions._" The King, in the autumn of
+1788, having fallen into a state of temporary derangement, Pitt proposed
+that the Parliament should appoint the Prince of Wales Regent, with some
+temporary limitations in the exercise of the power. Fox and his
+followers contended that the Prince, being of full age, was as
+absolutely entitled to the Regency as his right, as he would have been
+to the Crown in the event of his father's death; and Grattan, who had a
+paramount influence over the Irish Parliament, adopting Fox's view,
+carried an address to the Prince, entreating him to take upon himself
+the Regency as his right--a view which, of course, was incompatible with
+any power of limiting his authority. Fortunately, before this address
+could be acted upon, the King recovered. The matter unfortunately caused
+great divisions in the Royal Family, to which Walpole alludes in the
+latter part of the letter; the Queen considering (not without grounds)
+that the Prince had shown unfilial eagerness to grasp at power; and
+indeed he had already made it known that he had intended to dismiss Pitt
+and to appoint Fox Prime Minister.]
+
+[Illustration: Hand-written Letter]
+
+_Feb. 22nd._
+
+The person who was to have brought you this was prevented leaving town,
+and therefore I did not finish my letter; but I believe I shall have
+another opportunity of sending, and therefore I will make it ready.
+
+Much has happened this last week. The Prince is Regent of Ireland
+without limitations--a great point for his character; for Europe will
+now see that it was a faction which fettered him here, and not his
+unpopularity, for then would not he have been as much distasted in
+Ireland? Indeed, their own Attorney-General made way for him by opposing
+on the most injudicious of all pleas, that it would be necessary before
+he could be Regent there, to set the _Great Seal of England_ to the act!
+How could the fool imagine, that when that phantom had been invented
+here, it would not be equally easy for the Irish to invent a parallel
+phantom of their own? But though this compliment is most grateful to the
+Prince at present, he will probably find hereafter that he has in effect
+lost Ireland, who meant more to emancipate themselves from this country
+than to compliment the Prince or contradict the English ministerial
+faction.
+
+What will be the consequence of that rapid turn in Ireland, even
+immediately, who can tell? for the King is called recovered, and the
+English Regency is suspended, with fresh and grievous insults to the
+Prince, who with the Duke of York are violently hindered by the Queen
+from even seeing their father, though she and their sisters play at
+cards with him in an evening; and that the Chancellor was with him for
+an hour and three quarters on the 19th.
+
+Under colour of what new phantom her Majesty, the Chancellor,[1] and
+Pitt will assume the Government, we shall know in two or three days; for
+I do not suppose they will produce the King instantly, at the risk of
+oversetting his head again, though they seem half as mad as he, and
+capable of any violent act to maintain themselves. And so much the
+better: I do not wish them temperate; and it looks as if people never
+were so in minorities and incapacities of their kings. The Prince set
+out as indiscreetly as Pitt.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Chancellor was Lord Thurlow, an able but unprincipled
+man. Johnson expressed a high opinion of him as an arguer "who brought
+his mind to bear upon yours." But Fox declared his very face "proved him
+an impostor, since no man could be as wise as he looked."]
+
+Of the event I am very glad; it saves the Prince and the Opposition from
+the rashness of changing the Administration on so precarious and
+shackled a tenure, and it saves them too from the expense of
+re-elections. If the King recovers, they are but where they were, but
+with the advantage of having the Prince and Duke of York rooted in
+aversion to the Ministers, and most unlikely to be governed by the
+Queen. If the King relapses, the Opposition stock will rise; though in
+the mean time I do not doubt but the nation will grow drunk with the
+loyalty of rejoicing, for kings grow popular by whatever way they lose
+their heads. Still, whatever eccentricity he attempts, it will be
+imputed to his deranged understanding. And, however even Lord
+Hawkesbury[1] may meditate the darkest mischiefs under the new fund of
+pity and loyalty, he will _not_ be for extending the prerogative, which
+must devolve (on any accident to the King) on the Prince, Duke of York,
+or some of the Princes, who will all be linked in a common cause with
+their brothers, who have been so grossly affronted; and Prince William,
+the third, particularly so by the last cause of hindering his peerage
+while abroad. The King's recovery before the Regency Act was passed will
+be another great advantage to the Prince; his hands would have been so
+shackled, that he could not have found places for half the expectants,
+who will now impute their disappointments to the King's amendment, and
+not to the Prince.
+
+[Footnote 1: Lord Hawkesbury was afterwards promoted to the Earldom of
+Liverpool, and was the father of the sagacious, prudent, but resolute
+minister under whose administration the French Revolutionary War was
+brought to a conclusion by the final overthrow of Napoleon.]
+
+_Monday, 24th._
+
+The King has seen the Prince [of Wales], and received him kindly, but
+the Queen was present. Iron Pluto (as Burke called the Chancellor) wept
+again when with the King; but what is much more remarkable, his Majesty
+has not asked for Pitt, and did abuse him constantly during his frenzy.
+The Chancellor certainly did not put him in mind of Pitt, whom he
+detests; so there is a pretty portion of hatred to be quaffed amongst
+them! and swallowed, if they can; yet _aurum potabile_ will make it sit
+on their stomachs.
+
+
+_"THE ARABIAN NIGHTS"--THE AENEID--BOCCALINI--ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE._
+
+TO MISS BERRY.[1]
+
+[Footnote 1: The lady to whom this letter is addressed was the elder of
+two sisters who in 1787 came to reside with their father in Walpole's
+neighbourhood. Both the sisters, according to his description of them,
+were very accomplished and sufficiently good-looking. He gradually
+became so enthusiastic in his regard for her, that he proposed to marry
+her, old as he was, in order that he might have an excuse for leaving
+her all his fortune; and he wrote the "Reminiscences of the Courts of
+George I. and II.," which are among his published works, for the
+amusement of the two sisters.]
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _June_ 30, 1789.
+
+Were there any such thing as sympathy at the distance of two hundred
+miles, you would have been in a mightier panic than I was; for, on
+Saturday se'nnight, going to open the glass case in the Tribune, my foot
+caught in the carpet, and I fell with my whole weight (_si_ weight _y
+a_) against the corner of the marble altar, on my side, and bruised the
+muscles so badly, that for two days I could not move without screaming.
+I am convinced I should have broken a rib, but that I fell on the cavity
+whence two of my ribs were removed, that are gone to Yorkshire. I am
+much better both of my bruise and of my lameness, and shall be ready to
+dance at my own wedding when my wives return. And now to answer your
+letter.
+
+If you grow tired of the "Arabian Nights," you have no more taste than
+Bishop Atterbury,[1] who huffed Pope for sending him them (or the
+"Persian Tales"), and fancied he liked Virgil better, who had no more
+imagination than Dr. Akenside. Read "Sinbad the Sailor's Voyages," and
+you will be sick of Aeneas's. What woful invention were the nasty
+poultry that dunged on his dinner, and ships on fire turned into
+Nereids! A barn metamorphosed into a cascade in a pantomime is full as
+sublime an effort of genius. I do not know whether the "Arabian Nights"
+are of Oriental origin or not: I should think not, because I never saw
+any other Oriental composition that was not bombast without genius, and
+figurative without nature; like an Indian screen, where you see little
+men on the foreground, and larger men hunting tigers above in the air,
+which they take for perspective. I do not think the Sultaness's
+narratives very natural or very probable, but there is a wildness in
+them that captivates. However, if you could wade through two octavos of
+Dame Piozzi's _though's_ and _so's_ and _I trow's_, and cannot listen to
+seven volumes of Scheherezade's narrations, I will sue for a divorce _in
+foro Parnassi_, and Boccalini shall be my proctor. The cause will be a
+counterpart to the sentence of the Lacedaemonian, who was condemned for
+breach of the peace, by saying in three words what he might have said in
+two.
+
+[Footnote 1: Atterbury (Pope's "mitred Rochester") was Bishop of
+Rochester in the reigns of Anne and George I. He was so violent in his
+Jacobitism, that on the death of Queen Anne he offered to head a
+procession to proclaim James III. as king at Charing Cross. Afterwards
+Sir R. Walpole had evidence of his maintaining a treasonable
+correspondence with the Court of St. Germains, sufficient to have
+ensured his conviction, but, being always of a merciful disposition, and
+naturally unwilling to bring a Bishop to the block, he contented himself
+with passing a Bill of Pains and Penalties to deprive him of his
+bishopric and banish him for life.]
+
+You are not the first Eurydice[1] that has sent her husband to the
+devil, as you have kindly proposed to me; but I will not undertake the
+jaunt, for if old Nicholas Pluto should enjoin me not to look back to
+you, I should certainly forget the prohibition like my predecessor.
+Besides, I am a little too close to take a voyage twice which I am so
+soon to repeat; and should be laughed at by the good folks on the other
+side of the water, if I proposed coming back for a twinkling only. No; I
+choose as long as I can
+
+ Still with my fav'rite Berrys to remain.
+
+So, you was not quite satisfied, though you ought to have been
+transported, with King's College Chapel, because it has no aisles, like
+every common cathedral. I suppose you would object to a bird of
+paradise, because it has no legs, but shoots to heaven in a trail, and
+does not rest on earth. Criticism and comparison spoil many tastes. You
+should admire all bold and unique essays that resemble nothing else; the
+"Botanic Garden,"[2] the "Arabian Nights," and King's Chapel are above
+all rules: and how preferable is what no one can imitate, to all that is
+imitated even from the best models! Your partiality to the pageantry of
+popery I do approve, and I doubt whether the world would not be a loser
+(in its visionary enjoyments) by the extinction of that religion, as it
+was by the decay of chivalry and the proscription of the heathen
+deities. Reason has no invention; and as plain sense will never be the
+legislator of human affairs, it is fortunate when taste happens to be
+regent.
+
+[Footnote 1: The story of Eurydice's death and the descent of Orpheus,
+her husband, to hell for her recovery, with which Virgil closes the
+fourth Georgic, is among the most exquisite passages in all Latin
+poetry. Pope made it the subject of his Ode on St. Cecilia's Day; but if
+Pluto and Proserpine really relented at the doggerel that the English
+poet puts into the mouth of the half-divine minstrel, they cannot
+deserve the title of _illacrymabiles_ which Horace gives them. Some of
+the pedantic scientists (to borrow a new word) have discovered in this
+tale of true love an allegory about the alternations of Day and Night,
+Sun and Moon, and what not, for which they deserve the anathema of every
+scholar and lover of true poetry.]
+
+[Footnote 2: "The Botanic Garden," a poem by Dr. Darwin; chiefly
+remembered for Mr. Gladstone's favourite "Upas-tree," a plant which has
+not, and never had, any existence except in the fancy of some traveller,
+who hoaxed the too-scientific poet with the story, which, years
+afterwards, hoaxed the orator also.]
+
+
+_DISMISSAL OF NECKER--BARON DE BRETEUIL--THE DUC D'ORLÉANS--MIRABEAU._
+
+TO THE HON. H.S. CONWAY.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Wednesday night, July_ 15, 1789.
+
+I write a few lines only to confirm the truth of much of what you will
+read in the papers from Paris. Worse may already be come, or is expected
+every hour.
+
+Mr. Mackenzie and Lady Betty called on me before dinner, after the post
+was gone out; and he showed me a letter from Dutens, who said two
+couriers arrived yesterday from the Duke of Dorset and the Duchess of
+Devonshire, the latter of whom was leaving Paris directly. Necker had
+been dismissed, and was thought to be set out for Geneva.[1] Breteuil,
+who was at his country-house, had been sent for to succeed him. Paris
+was in an uproar; and, after the couriers had left it, firing of cannon
+was heard for four hours together. That must have been from the Bastile,
+as probably the _tiers état_ were not so provided. It is shocking to
+imagine what may have happened in such a thronged city! One of the
+couriers was stopped twice or thrice, as supposed to pass from the King;
+but redeemed himself by pretending to be despatched by the _tiers état_.
+Madame de Calonne[2] told Dutens, that the newly encamped troops desert
+by hundreds.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Baron de Breteuil had been the Controller of the
+Household, and was appointed Necker's successor; but his Ministry did
+not last above a fortnight, as the King found himself compelled to
+restore Necker.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Mme. de Calonne's husband had been Prime Minister for some
+years, having succeeded Necker in 1780.]
+
+Here seems the egg to be hatched, and imagination runs away with the
+idea. I may fancy I shall hear of the King and Queen leaving Versailles,
+like Charles the First, and then skips imagination six-and-forty years
+lower, and figures their fugitive Majesties taking refuge in this
+country. I have besides another idea. If the Bastile conquers, still is
+it impossible, considering the general spirit in the country, and the
+numerous fortified places in France, but some may be seized by the
+_dissidents_, and whole provinces be torn from the Crown? On the other
+hand, if the King prevails, what heavy despotism will the _états_, by
+their want of temper and moderation, have drawn on their country! They
+might have obtained many capital points, and removed great oppression.
+No French monarch will ever summon _états_ again, if this moment has
+been thrown away.
+
+Though I have stocked myself with such a set of visions for the event
+either way, I do not pretend to foresee what will happen. Penetration
+argues from reasonable probabilities; but chance and folly are apt to
+contradict calculation, and hitherto they seem to have full scope for
+action. One hears of no genius on either side, nor do symptoms of any
+appear. There will perhaps: such times and tempests bring forth, at
+least bring out, great men. I do not take the Duke of Orléans[1] or
+Mirabeau[2] to be built _du bois dont on les fait_; no, nor Monsieur
+Necker. He may be a great traitor, if he made the confusion designedly:
+but it is a woful evasion, if the promised financier slips into a black
+politician! I adore liberty, but I would bestow it as honestly as I
+could; and a civil war, besides being a game of chance, is paying a very
+dear price for it.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Duke of Orléans, the infamous Égalité, fomented the
+Revolution in the hope that it might lead to the deposition of the King,
+and to his own election to the throne, as in England, a century before,
+the Prince of Orange had succeeded James II. He voted for the death of
+his cousin and king, and was, in just retribution, sent to the
+guillotine by Robespierre at the end of the same year.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Mirabeau was the most celebrated of all the earlier leaders
+of the Revolution. At the time of this letter he had connected himself
+closely with the Duc d'Orléans, in whose pay, in fact, he was, as his
+profligacy and extravagance had long before dissipated all the property
+which had fallen to his share as a younger son. Afterwards, on
+discovering the cowardice and baseness of the Duke, he broke with him,
+and exerted himself in the cause of the King, whom, indeed, he had
+originally desired to support, if his advances had not been, with
+incredible folly, rejected by Necker. But he had no time to repair the
+mischief he had done, even if it had been in his power, which it
+probably would not have been, since he died, after a short illness, in
+April, 1791.]
+
+For us, we are in most danger of a deluge; though I wonder we so
+frequently complain of long rains. The saying about St. Swithin is a
+proof of how often they recur; for proverbial sentences are the children
+of experience, not of prophecy. Good night! In a few days I shall send
+you a beautiful little poem from the Strawberry press.
+
+
+_BRUCE'S "TRAVELS"--VIOLENCE OF THE FRENCH JACOBINS--NECKER._
+
+TO THE HON. H.S. CONWAY.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Wednesday night, July_ 1, 1790.
+
+It is certainly not from having anything to tell you, that I reply so
+soon, but as the most agreeable thing I can do in my confinement. The
+gout came into my heel the night before last, perhaps from the deluge
+and damp. I increased it yesterday by limping about the house with a
+party I had to breakfast. To-day I am lying on the settee, unable to
+walk alone, or even to put on a slipper. However, as I am much easier
+this evening, I trust it will go off.
+
+I do not love disputes, and shall not argue with you about Bruce; but,
+if you like him, you shall not choose an author for me. It is the most
+absurd, obscure, and tiresome book I know. I shall admire if you have a
+clear conception about most of the persons and matters in his work; but,
+in fact, I do not believe you have. Pray, can you distinguish between
+his _cock_ and _hen_ Heghes, and between all Yasouses and Ozoros? and do
+you firmly believe that an old man and his son were sent for and put to
+death, because the King had run into a thorn-bush, and was forced to
+leave his clothes behind him! Is it your faith, that one of their
+Abyssinian Majesties pleaded not being able to contribute towards
+sending for a new Abuna, because he had spent all his money at Venice in
+looking-glasses? And do you really think that Peter Paez was a
+Jack-of-all-trades, and built palaces and convents without assistance,
+and furnished them with his own hands? You, who are a little apt to
+contest most assertions, must have strangely let out your credulity! I
+could put forty questions to you as wonderful; and, for my part, could
+as soon credit ----.
+
+I am tired of railing at French barbarity and folly. They are more
+puerile now serious, than when in the long paroxysm of gay levity.
+Legislators, a senate, to neglect laws, in order to annihilate coats of
+arms and liveries! to pull down a King, and set up an Emperor! They are
+hastening to establish the tribunal of the praetorian guards; for the
+sovereignty, it seems, is not to be hereditary. One view of their Fête
+of the 14th,[1] I suppose, is to draw money to Paris; and the
+consequence will be, that the deputies will return to the provinces
+drunk with independence and self-importance, and will commit fifty times
+more excesses, massacres, and devastations, than last year. George
+Selwyn says, that _Monsieur_, the King's brother, is the only man of
+rank from whom they cannot take a title.
+
+[Footnote 1: The grand federation in the Champ de Mars, on the
+anniversary of the taking of the Bastile.]
+
+How franticly have the French acted, and how rationally the Americans!
+But Franklin and Washington were great men. None have appeared yet in
+France; and Necker has only returned to make a wretched figure! He is
+become as insignificant as his King; his name is never mentioned, but
+now and then as disapproving something that is done. Why then does he
+stay? Does he wait to strike some great stroke, when everything is
+demolished? His glory, which consisted in being Minister though a
+Protestant, is vanished by the destruction of Popery; the honour of
+which, I suppose, he will scarce assume to himself. I have vented my
+budget, and now good night! I feel almost as if I could walk up to bed.
+
+
+_THE PRINCE OF WALES--GROWTH OF LONDON AND OTHER TOWNS._
+
+TO THE MISS BERRYS.
+
+BERKELEY SQUARE, _June_ 8, 1791.
+
+Your No. 34, that was interrupted, and of which the last date was of May
+24th, I received on the 6th, and if I could find fault, it would be in
+the length; for I do not approve of your writing so much in hot weather,
+for, be it known to you ladies, that from the first of the month, June
+is not more June at Florence. My hay is crumbling away; and I have
+ordered it to be cut, as a sure way of bringing rain. I have a selfish
+reason, too, for remonstrating against long letters. I feel the season
+advancing, when mine will be piteous short; for what can I tell you from
+Twickenham in the next three or four months? Scandal from Richmond and
+Hampton Court, or robberies at my own door? The latter, indeed, are
+blown already. I went to Strawberry on Saturday, to avoid the Birthday
+[4th June] crowd and squibs and crackers. At six I drove to Lord
+Strafford's, where his goods are to be sold by auction; his sister, Lady
+Anne [Conolly], intending to pull down the house and rebuild it. I
+returned a quarter before seven; and in the interim between my Gothic
+gate and Ashe's Nursery, a gentleman and gentlewoman, in a one-horse
+chair and in the broad face of the sun, had been robbed by a single
+highwayman, _sans_ mask. Ashe's mother and sister stood and saw it; but
+having no notion of a robbery at such an hour in the high-road, and
+before their men had left work, concluded it was an acquaintance of the
+robber's. I suppose Lady Cecilia Johnstone will not descend from her
+bedchamber to the drawing-room without life-guard men.
+
+The Duke of Bedford eclipsed the whole birthday by his clothes,
+equipage, and servants: six of the latter walked on the side of the
+coach to keep off the crowd--or to tempt it; for their liveries were
+worth an argosie. The Prince [of Wales] was gorgeous too: the latter is
+to give Madame d'Albany[1] a dinner. She has been introduced to Mrs.
+Fitzherbert.[2] You know I used to call Mrs. Cosway's concerts Charon's
+boat: now, methinks, London is so. I am glad Mrs. C. [osway] is with
+you; she is pleasing--but surely it is odd to drop a child and her
+husband and country all in a breath!
+
+[Footnote 1: Mme. d'Albany was the widow of Prince Charles Edward, who
+had died in 1788 in Italy. She was presented at Court, and was
+graciously received by the Queen. She was generally believed to be
+married to the great Italian tragic poet, Alfieri. Since her husband's
+death she had been living in Paris, but had now fled to England for
+safety.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Mrs. Fitzherbert, the Roman Catholic lady whom the Prince
+of Wales had married.]
+
+I am glad you are dis_franchised_ of the exiles. We have several, I am
+told, here; but I strictly confine myself to those I knew formerly at
+Paris, and who all are quartered on Richmond-green. I went to them on
+Sunday evening, but found them gone to Lord Fitzwilliam's, the next
+house to Madame de Boufflers', to hear his organ; whither I followed
+them, and returned with them. The Comtesse Emilie played on her harp;
+then we all united at loto. I went home at twelve, unrobbed; and Lord
+Fitzwilliam, who asked much after you both, was to set out the next
+morning for Dublin, though intending to stay there but four days, and be
+back in three weeks.
+
+I am sorry you did not hear all Monsieur de Lally Tollendal's[1]
+Tragedy, of which I have had a good account. I like his tribute to his
+father's memory. Of French politics you must be tired; and so am I.
+Nothing appears to me to promise their chaos duration; consequently I
+expect more chaos, the sediment of which is commonly despotism. Poland
+ought to make the French blush; but that, they are not apt to do on any
+occasion....
+
+[Footnote 1: M. de Lally Tollendal was the son of that unfortunate Count
+Lally, so iniquitously condemned for his conduct in the government of
+India, as is mentioned in a former note.]
+
+The Duke of St. Albans has cut down all the brave old trees at Hanworth,
+and consequently reduced his park to what it issued
+from--Hounslow-heath: nay, he has hired a meadow next to mine, for the
+benefit of embarkation; and there lie all the good old corpses of oaks,
+ashes, and chestnuts, directly before _your_ windows, and blocking up
+one of my views of the river! but so impetuous is the rage for building,
+that his Grace's timber will, I trust, not annoy us long. There will
+soon be one street from London to Brentford; ay, and from London to
+every village ten miles round! Lord Camden has just let ground at
+Kentish Town for building fourteen hundred houses--nor do I wonder;
+London is, I am certain, much fuller than ever I saw it. I have twice
+this spring been going to stop my coach in Piccadilly, to inquire what
+was the matter, thinking there was a mob--not at all; it was only
+passengers. Nor is there any complaint of depopulation from the country:
+Bath shoots out into new crescents, circuses, and squares every year:
+Birmingham, Manchester, Hull, and Liverpool would serve any King in
+Europe for a capital, and would make the Empress of Russia's mouth
+water. Of the war with Catherine Slay-Czar I hear not a breath, and
+thence conjecture it is dozing into peace.
+
+Mr. Dundas[1] has kissed hands for Secretary of State; and Bishop
+Barrington, of Salisbury, is transferred to Durham, which he affected
+not to desire, having large estates by his wife in the south--but from
+the triple mitre downwards, it is almost always true, what I said some
+years ago, that "_nolo episcopari_ is Latin for _I lie_." Tell it not in
+Gath that I say so; for I am to dine to-morrow at the Bishop of London's
+at Fulham, with Hannah _Bonner_, my _imprimée_.[2] This morning I went
+with Lysons the Reverend to see Dulwich College, founded in 1619 by
+Alleyn, a player, which I had never seen in my many days. We were
+received by a smart divine, _très bien poudré_, and with black satin
+breeches--but they are giving new wings and red satin breeches to the
+good old hostel too, and destroying a gallery with a very rich ceiling;
+and nothing will remain of ancient but the front, and an hundred mouldy
+portraits, among apostles, sibyls, and Kings of England. On Sunday I
+shall settle at Strawberry; and then woe betide you on post-days! I
+cannot make news without straw. The Johnstones are going to Bath, for
+the healths of both; so Richmond will be my only staple. Adieu, all
+three!
+
+[Footnote 1: Mr. Dundas, President of the Board of Control, subsequently
+raised to the peerage as Lord Melville. In Pitt's second administration
+he became First Lord of the Admiralty, but in 1805 was impeached by the
+House of Commons on a charge of malversation while Treasurer of the Navy
+in Pitt's first Ministry. Of that he was acquitted; but it was proved
+that some of the subordinate officers of the department had misapplied
+large sums of the public money, which they could not have done if he had
+not been grossly negligent of his duties as head of the department, and
+he was consequently removed from the Privy Council.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Miss Hannah More is meant; but I do not know what peculiar
+cruelty of temper or practice entitled her to the name of Mary's
+persecuting and pitiless Bishop.]
+
+
+_SIR W. AND LADY HAMILTON--A BOAT-RACE--THE MARGRAVINE OF ANSPACH._
+
+TO THE MISS BERRYS.
+
+BERKELEY SQUARE, _Tuesday, Aug._ 23, 1791.
+
+I am come to town to meet Mr. Conway and Lady Aylesbury; and, as I have
+no letter from you yet to answer, I will tell you how agreeably I have
+passed the last three days; though they might have been improved had you
+shared them, as I wished, and as I _sometimes_ do wish. On Saturday
+evening I was at the Duke of Queensberry's (at Richmond, _s'entend_)
+with a small company: and there were Sir William Hamilton and Mrs.
+Harte[1]; who, on the 3rd of next month, previous to their departure, is
+to be made Madame l'Envoyée à Naples, the Neapolitan Queen having
+promised to receive her in that quality. Here she cannot be presented,
+where only such over-virtuous wives as the Duchess of Kingston and Mrs.
+Hastings[2]--who could go with a husband in each hand--are admitted. Why
+the Margravine of Anspach, with the same pretensions, was not, I do not
+understand; perhaps she did not attempt it. But I forget to retract, and
+make _amende honorable_ to Mrs. Harte. I had only heard of her
+attitudes; and those, in dumb show, I have not yet seen. Oh! but she
+sings admirably; has a very fine, strong voice; is an excellent buffa,
+and an astonishing tragedian. She sung Nina in the highest perfection;
+and there her attitudes were a whole theatre of grace and various
+expressions.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mrs. Harte, the celebrated Lady Hamilton, with whom Nelson
+was so intimately acquainted, though old Lord St. Vincent always
+maintained that it had never been more than a purely Platonic
+attachment. Her previous life, however, had been notoriously such as
+rendered her inadmissible at our Court, though that of Naples was less
+particular.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Mrs. Hastings, the wife of the great Governor-General, had
+previously been married to Baron Imhoff, a German miniature painter; but
+she had obtained a divorce from him, and, as the Baron returned to
+Germany with an amount of riches that he could hardly have earned by
+skill in his profession, the scandalous tongues of some of Hastings's
+enemies imputed to him that he had, in fact, bought her of her husband.]
+
+The next evening I was again at Queensberry House, where the Comtesse
+Emilie de Boufflers played on her harp, and the Princesse di
+Castelcigala, the Neapolitan minister's wife, danced one of her country
+dances, with castanets, very prettily, with her husband. Madame du Barry
+was there too, and I had a good deal of frank conversation with her
+about Monsieur de Choiseul; having been at Paris at the end of his reign
+and the beginning of hers, and of which I knew so much by my intimacy
+with the Duchesse de Choiseul.
+
+On Monday was the boat-race [at Richmond]. I was in the great room at
+the Castle, with the Duke of Clarence, Lady Di., Lord Robert Spencer,
+and the House of Bouverie, to see the boats start from the bridge to
+Thistleworth, and back to a tent erected on Lord Dysart's meadow, just
+before Lady Di.'s windows; whither we went to see them arrive, and where
+we had breakfast. For the second heat, I sat in my coach on the bridge;
+and did not stay for the third. The day had been coined on purpose, with
+my favourite south-east wind. The scene, both up the river and down, was
+what only Richmond upon earth can exhibit. The crowds on those green
+velvet meadows and on the shores, the yachts, barges, pleasure and small
+boats, and the windows and gardens lined with spectators, were so
+delightful, that when I came home from that vivid show, I thought
+Strawberry looked as dull and solitary as a hermitage. At night there
+was a ball at the Castle, and illuminations, with the Duke's cypher, &c.
+in coloured lamps, as were the houses of his Royal Highness's tradesmen.
+I went again in the evening to the French ladies on the Green, where
+there was a bonfire; but, you may believe, not to the ball.
+
+Well! but you, who have had a fever with _fêtes_, had rather hear the
+history of the new _soi-disante_ Margravine. She has been in England
+with her foolish Prince, and not only notified their marriage to the
+Earl [of Berkeley] her brother, who did not receive it propitiously, but
+his Highness informed his Lordship by a letter, that they have an usage
+in his country of taking a wife with the left hand; that he had espoused
+his Lordship's sister in that manner; and intends, as soon as she shall
+be a widow, to marry her with his right hand also. The Earl replied,
+that he knew she was married to an English peer [Lord Craven], a most
+respectable man, and can know nothing of her marrying any other man; and
+so they are gone to Lisbon. Adieu!
+
+
+_ARREST OF THE DUCHESSE DE BIRON--THE QUEEN OF FRANCE--PYTHAGORAS._
+
+TO THE MISS BERRYS.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Tuesday evening, eight o'clock, Oct._ 15, 1793.
+
+Though I do not know when it will have its whole lading, I must begin my
+letter this very moment, to tell you what I have just heard. I called on
+the Princesse d'Hennin, who has been in town a week. I found her quite
+alone, and I thought she did not answer quite clearly about her two
+knights: the Prince de Poix has taken a lodging in town, and she talks
+of letting her house here, if she can. In short, I thought she had a
+little of an Ariadne-air--but this was not what I was in such a hurry to
+tell you. She showed me several pieces of letters, I think from the
+Duchesse de Bouillon: one says, the poor Duchesse de Biron is again
+arrested[1] and at the Jacobins, and with her "une jeune étourdie, qui
+ne fait que chanter toute la journée;" and who, think you, may that
+be?--only our pretty little wicked Duchesse de Fleury! by her singing
+and not sobbing, I suppose she was weary of her _Tircis_, and is glad to
+be rid of him. This new blow, I fear, will overset Madame de Biron
+again. The rage at Paris seems to increase daily or hourly; they either
+despair, or are now avowed banditti. I tremble so much for the great and
+most suffering victim of all, the Queen,[2] that one cannot feel so much
+for many, as several perhaps deserve: but her tortures have been of far
+longer duration than any martyrs, and more various; and her courage and
+patience equal to her woes!
+
+[Footnote 1: The Duchess, with scores of other noble ladies, was put to
+death in the course of these two horrible years, 1793-94.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Marie Antoinette was put to death the very next day. And I
+cannot more fitly close the allusions to the Revolution so frequent in
+the letters of the past four years than by Burke's description of this
+pure and noble Queen in her youth: "It is now sixteen or seventeen years
+since I saw the Queen of France, then the Dauphiness of Versailles; and
+surely never lighted on this orb, which she hardly seemed to touch, a
+more delightful vision. I saw her, just above the horizon, glittering
+like the morning star, full of life and splendour and joy. Oh! what a
+revolution! and what a heart must I have to contemplate without emotion
+that elevation and that fall! Little did I dream, when she added titles
+of veneration to those of enthusiastic, distant, respectful love, that
+she should ever be obliged to carry the sharp antidote against disgrace
+concealed in that bosom; little did I dream that I should have lived to
+see such disasters fallen upon her in a nation of gallant men and
+cavaliers. I thought ten thousand swords must have leaped from their
+scabbards to avenge even a look that threatened her with insult"
+("Reflections on the French Revolution ").]
+
+My poor old friend, the Duchesse de la Valière, past ninety and
+stone-deaf, has a guard set upon her, but in her own house; her
+daughter, the Duchesse de Chatillon, mother of the Duchesse de la
+Tremouille, is arrested; and thus the last, with her attachment to the
+Queen, must be miserable indeed!--but one would think I feel for nothing
+but Duchesses: the crisis has crowded them together into my letter, and
+into a prison;--and to be a prisoner among cannibals is pitiable indeed!
+
+_Thursday morning, 17th, past ten._
+
+I this moment receive the very comfortable twin-letter. I am so
+conjugal, and so much in earnest upon the article of recovery, that I
+cannot think of _a pretty thing_ to say to very pretty Mrs. Stanhope;
+nor do I know what would be a pretty thing in these days. I might come
+out with some old-fashioned compliment, that would have been very
+genteel
+
+ In good Queen Bess's golden day, when I was a dame of honour.
+
+Let Mrs. Stanhope imagine that I have said all she deserves: I certainly
+think it, and will ratify it, when I have learnt the language of the
+nineteenth century; but I really am so ancient, that as Pythagoras
+imagined he had been Panthoides Euphorbus[1] in the Trojan war, I am
+not sure that I did not ride upon a pillion behind a Gentleman-Usher,
+when her Majesty Elizabeth went into procession to St. Paul's on the
+defeat of the Armada! Adieu! the postman puts an end to my idle
+speculations--but, Scarborough for ever! with three huzzas!
+
+[Footnote 1: "_Euphorbus._" This is an allusion to the doctrine of
+metempsychosis taught by the ancient philosopher Pythagoras of Samos,
+according to which when a man died his soul remained in the shades below
+suffering any punishment which the man had deserved, till after a
+certain lapse of time all the taint of the former existence had been
+worn away, when the soul returned to earth to animate some other body.
+The passage referred to here by Walpole occurs in Ovid's
+"Metamorphoses," xvi. 160, where Pythagoras is expounding his theory,
+which is also explained to Aeneas by Anchises in the shades below
+(Aeneid, vi. 745). But the two poets differ in more points than one.
+According to Anchises, one thousand years are required between the two
+existences; according to Pythagoras, not above four hundred or five
+hundred. According to Anchises, before the soul revives in another body
+it must have forgotten all that happened to it in the body of its former
+owner. As Dryden translates Virgil--
+
+ Whole droves of minds are by the driving God
+ Compell'd to drink the deep Lethaean flood,
+ In large forgetful draughts to steep the cares
+ Of their past labours, and their irksome years;
+ That unremembering of its former pain
+ The soul may suffer mortal flesh again.
+
+(Aeneid, vi. 1020).
+
+Pythagoras, on the other hand, professes a distinct recollection of who
+he was and what he suffered in his former life. He remembers that in the
+time of the Trojan war (at the outside not five hundred years before his
+time) he was a Trojan--Euphorbus, the son of Panthous--and that in the
+war he was killed by Menelaus; and his memory is so accurate, that not
+long before he had recognised the very shield which he had borne in the
+conflict hanging up as a trophy in the temple of Juno at Argos.]
+
+
+_EXPECTATIONS OF A VISIT TO STRAWBERRY BY THE QUEEN._
+
+TO THE HON. H.S. CONWAY.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _July_ 2, 1795.
+
+I will write a word to you, though scarce time to write one, to thank
+you for your great kindness about the soldier, who shall get a
+substitute if he can. As you are, or have been in town, your daughter
+will have told you in what a bustle I am, preparing--not to resist, but
+to receive an invasion of royalties to-morrow; and cannot even escape
+them like Admiral Cornwallis, though seeming to make a semblance; for I
+am to wear a sword, and have appointed two aides-de-camp, my nephews,
+George and Horace Churchill. If I _fall_, as ten to one but I do, to be
+sure it will be a superb tumble, at the feet of a Queen and eight
+daughters of Kings; for, besides the six Princesses, I am to have the
+Duchess of York and the Princess of Orange! Woe is me, at seventy-eight,
+and with scarce a hand and foot to my back! Adieu! Yours, &c.
+
+A POOR OLD REMNANT.
+
+
+_REPORT OF THE VISIT._
+
+_July_ 7, 1795.
+
+I am not dead of fatigue with my Royal visitors, as I expected to be,
+though I was on my poor lame feet three whole hours. Your daughter [Mrs.
+Damer], who kindly assisted me in doing the honours, will tell you the
+particulars, and how prosperously I succeeded. The Queen was uncommonly
+condescending and gracious, and deigned to drink my health when I
+presented her with the last glass, and to thank me for all my
+attentions.[1] Indeed my memory _de la vieille cour_ was but once in
+default. As I had been assured that her Majesty would be attended by her
+Chamberlain, yet was not, I had no glove ready when I received her at
+the step of her coach: yet she honoured me with her hand to lead her up
+stairs; nor did I recollect my omission when I led her down again.
+Still, though gloveless, I did not squeeze the royal hand, as
+Vice-chamberlain Smith[2] did to Queen Mary.
+
+[Footnote 1: There cannot be a more fitting conclusion than this letter
+recording the greatest honour conferred on the writer and his Strawberry
+by the visit of the Queen of the realm and her condescending proposal of
+his health at his own table.]
+
+[Footnote 2: "_Vice-Chamberlain Smith._" An allusion to a gossiping
+story of King William's time, that when Queen Mary came back to England
+she asked one of her ladies what a squeeze of the hand was supposed to
+intimate; and when the reply was, "Love," "Then," said Her Majesty, "my
+Vice-Chancellor must be in love with me; for he always squeezes my
+hand."]
+
+You will have stared, as I did, at the Elector of Hanover deserting his
+ally the King of Great Britain, and making peace with the monsters. But
+Mr. Fawkener, whom I saw at my sister's [Churchill's] on Sunday, laughs
+at the article in the newspapers, and says it is not an unknown practice
+for stock-jobbers to hire an emissary at the rate of five hundred
+pounds, and dispatch to Franckfort, whence he brings forged attestations
+of some marvellous political event, and spreads it on 'Change, which
+produces such a fluctuation in the stocks as amply overpays the expense
+of his mission.
+
+This was all I learnt in the single night I was in town. I have not read
+the new French constitution, which seems longer than probably its reign
+will be. The five sovereigns will, I suppose, be the first guillotined.
+Adieu! Yours ever.
+
+
+
+UNWIN BROTHERS, THE GRESHAM PRESS, CHILWORTH AND LONDON.
+
+
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Letters of Horace Walpole, by Horace Walpole
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+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
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+Title: Letters of Horace Walpole
+ Volume II
+
+Author: Horace Walpole
+
+Release Date: April 18, 2004 [EBook #12074]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ASCII
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK LETTERS OF HORACE WALPOLE ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Ted Garvin, Linda Cantoni, and the Online Distributed
+Proofreading Team.
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+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+LETTERS
+
+OF
+
+HORACE WALPOLE
+
+
+SELECTED AND EDITED BY
+
+CHARLES DUKE YONGE, M.A.
+
+AUTHOR OF "THE HISTORY OF FRANCE UNDER THE BOURBONS," "A LIFE OF MARIE
+ANTOINETTE," ETC., ETC.
+
+
+WITH PORTRAITS AND ILLUSTRATIONS
+
+
+VOLUME II
+
+
+London
+
+T. FISHER UNWIN
+
+PATERNOSTER SQUARE
+
+NEW YORK: G.P. PUTNAM'S SONS
+
+MDCCCXC
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+1764-1795.
+
+
+81. TO MANN, _Dec._ 20, 1764.--Madame de Boufflers at Strawberry--The
+French Opinion of the English Character--Richardson's Novels--Madame de
+Beaumont
+
+82. TO THE EARL OF HERTFORD, _Feb._ 12, 1765.--Debate on American
+Taxes--Petition of the Periwig-Makers--Female Head-dresses--Lord Byron's
+Duel--Opening of Almack's--No. 45
+
+83. TO COLE, _March_ 9, 1765.--His "Castle of Otranto"--Bishop Percy's
+Collection of Old Ballads
+
+84. TO THE EARL OF HERTFORD, _March_ 26, 1765.--Illness of the
+King--French and English Actors and Actresses: Clairon, Garrick, Quin,
+Mrs. Clive
+
+85. TO MANN, _May_ 25, 1765.--Riots of Weavers--Ministerial
+Changes--Factious Conduct of Mr. Pitt
+
+86. TO MONTAGU, _July_ 28, 1765.--Prospects of Old Age when joined to
+Gout
+
+87. TO LADY HERVEY, _Sept._ 14, 1765.--Has reached Paris--The French
+Opera--Illness of the Dauphin--Popularity of Mr. Hume
+
+88. TO MONTAGU, _Sept._ 22, 1765.--Is Making New Friends in Paris--Decay
+of the French Stage--Le Kain--Dumenil--New French inclination for
+Philosophy and Free-Thinking--General Admiration of Hume's History and
+Richardson's Novels
+
+89. TO CHUTE, _Oct._ 3, 1765.--His Presentation at Court--Illness of the
+Dauphin--Description of his Three Sons
+
+90. TO CONWAY, _Jan._ 12, 1766.--Supper Parties at Paris--Walpole Writes
+a Letter from Le Roi de Prusse a Monsieur Rousseau
+
+91. TO GRAY, _Jan._ 25, 1766.--A Constant Round of Amusements--A Gallery
+of Female Portraits--Madame Geoffrin--Madame du Deffand--Madame de
+Mirepoix--Madame de Boufflers--Madame de Rochfort--The Marechale de
+Luxemburg--The Duchesse de Choiseul--An old French Dandy--M. de
+Maurepas--Popularity of his Letter to Rousseau
+
+92. TO MANN, _Feb._ 29, 1766.--Situation of Affairs in England--Cardinal
+York--Death of Stanilaus Leczinski, Ex-King of Poland
+
+93. TO CONWAY, _April_ 8, 1766.--Singular Riot in Madrid--Changes in the
+French Ministry--Insurrections in the Provinces
+
+94. TO MONTAGU, _June 20_, 1766.--The Bath Guide--Swift's Correspondence
+
+95. TO CHUTE, _Oct._ 10, 1766.--Bath--Wesley
+
+96. TO MANN, _July_ 20, 1767.--Ministerial Difficulties--Return of Lord
+Clive
+
+97. TO THE SAME, _Sept._ 27, 1767.--Death of Charles Townshend and of
+the Duke of York--Whist the New Fashion in France
+
+98. TO GRAY, _Feb._ 18, 1768.--Some New Poems of Gray--Walpole's
+"Historic Doubts"--Boswell's "Corsica"
+
+99. TO MANN, _March_ 31, 1768.--Wilkes is returned M.P. for
+Middlesex--Riots in London--Violence of the Mob
+
+100. TO MONTAGU, _April_ 15, 1768.--Fleeting Fame of Witticisms--"The
+Mysterious Mother"
+
+101. TO MANN, _June_ 9, 1768.--Case of Wilkes
+
+102. TO MONTAGU, _June_ 15, 1768.--The English Climate
+
+103. TO VOLTAIRE, _July_ 27, 1768.--Voltaire's Criticisms on
+Shakespeare--Parnell's "Hermit"
+
+104. TO THE EARL OF STRAFFORD, _Aug._ 16, 1768.--Arrival of the King of
+Denmark--His Popularity with the Mob
+
+105. TO MANN, _Jan._ 31, 1769.--Wilkes's Election--The Comtesse de
+Barri--The Duc de Choiseul's Indiscretion
+
+106. TO MONTAGU, _May_ 11, 1769.--A Garden Party at Strawberry--A
+Ridotto at Vauxhall
+
+107. TO MANN, _June_ 14, 1769.--Paoli--Ambassadorial Etiquette
+
+108. TO CHUTE, _Aug._ 30, 1765.--His Return to Paris--Madame Deffand--A
+Translation of "Hamlet"--Madame Dumenil--Voltaire's "Merope" and "Les
+Guebres"
+
+109. TO MONTAGU, _Sept._ 17, 1769.--The French Court--The Young
+Princes--St. Cyr--Madame de Mailly
+
+110. TO MANN, _Feb._ 27, 1770.--A Masquerade--State of Russia
+
+111. TO THE SAME, _May_ 6, 1770.--Wilkes--Burke's Pamphlet--Prediction
+of American Republics--Extravagance in England
+
+112. TO MONTAGU, _May_ 6, 1770.--Masquerades in Fashion--A Lady's Club
+
+113. TO MANN, _June_ 15, 1770,--The Princess of Wales is gone to
+Germany--Terrible Accident in Paris
+
+114. TO THE SAME, _Dec._ 29, 1770.--Fall of the Duc de Choiseul's
+Ministry
+
+115. TO THE SAME, _Feb._ 22, 1771.--Peace with Spain--Banishment of the
+French Parliament--Mrs. Cornelys's Establishment--The Queen of Denmark
+116. TO THE SAME, _April_ 26, 1771.--Quarrel of the House of Commons
+with the City--Dissensions in the French Court and Royal
+Family--Extravagance in England
+
+117. TO CONWAY, _July_ 30, 1771.--Great Distress at the French Court
+
+118. TO CHUTE, _August_ 5, 1771.--English Gardening in
+France--Anglomanie--He is weary of Paris--Death of Gray
+
+119. TO COLE, _Jan._ 28, 1772.--Scantiness of the Relics of
+Gray--Garrick's Prologues, &c.--Wilkes's Squint
+
+120. TO MANN, _April_ 9, 1772.--Marriage of the Pretender--The Princess
+Louise, and her Protection of the Clergy--Fox's Eloquence
+
+121. TO COLE, _Jan._ 8, 1773.--An Answer to his "Historic Doubts"--His
+Edition of Grammont
+
+122. TO MANN, _July_10, 1774.--Popularity of Louis XVI.--Death of Lord
+Holland--Bruce's "Travels"
+
+123. TO THE SAME, _Oct._ 6, 1774.--Discontent in America--Mr.
+Grenville's Act for the Trial of Election Petitions--Highway Robberies
+
+124. TO THE SAME, _Oct._ 22, 1774.--The Pope's Death--Wilkes is returned
+for Middlesex--A Quaker at Versailles
+
+125. TO THE COUNTESS OF AILESBURY, _Nov._ 7, 1774.--Burke's Election at
+Bristol--Resemblance of one House of Commons to Another--Comfort of Old
+Age
+
+126. TO MANN, _Nov._ 24, 1774.--Death of Lord Clive--Restoration of the
+French Parliament--Prediction of Great Men to arise in America--The
+King's Speech
+
+127. TO CONWAY AND LADY AYLESBURY, _Jan._ 15, 1775.--Riots at Boston--A
+Literary Coterie at Bath-Easton
+
+128. TO GEM, _April_ 4, 1776.--Opposition of the French Parliaments to
+Turgot's Measures
+
+129. TO CONWAY, _June_ 20, 1776.--His Decorations at "Strawberry"--His
+Estimate of himself, and his Admiration of Conway
+
+130. TO MANN, _Dec._ 1, 1776.--Anglomanie in Paris--Horse-Racing
+
+131. TO COLE, _June_ 19, 1777.--Ossian--Chatterton
+
+132. TO MANN, _Oct._ 26, 1777.--Affairs in America--The Czarina and the
+Emperor of China
+
+133. TO THE SAME, _May_ 31, 1778.--Death of Lord Chatham--Thurlow
+becomes Lord Chancellor
+
+134. TO COLE, _June_ 3, 1778.--Exultation of France at our Disasters in
+America--Franklin--Necker--Chatterton
+
+135. TO MANN, _July_ 7, 1778.--Admiral Keppel's Success--Threats of
+Invasion--Funeral of Lord Chatham
+
+136. TO CONWAY, _July_ 8, 1778.--Suggestion of Negotiations with
+France--Partition of Poland
+
+137. TO MANN, _Oct._ 8, 1778.--Unsuccessful Cruise of Keppel--Character
+of Lord Chatham
+
+138. TO THE SAME, _March_ 22, 1779.--Capture of Pondicherry--Changes in
+the Ministry--La Fayette in America
+
+139. TO THE SAME, _July_ 7, 1779.--Divisions in the Ministry--Character
+of the Italians and of the French
+
+140. TO THE SAME, _Sept._ 16, 1779.--Eruption of Vesuvius--Death of Lord
+Temple
+
+141. TO THE SAME, _Jan._ 13, 1780.--Chances of War with Holland--His
+Father's Policy--Pope--Character of Bolingbroke
+
+142. TO THE SAME, _Feb._ 6, 1780.--Political Excitement--Lord G.
+Gordon--Extraordinary Gambling Affairs in India
+
+143. TO THE SAME, _March_ 3, 1780.--Rodney's Victory--Walpole inclines
+to Withdraw from Amusements
+
+144. TO THE SAME, _June_ 5, 1780.--The Gordon Riots
+
+145. TO DALRYMPLE, _Dec._ 11, 1780.--Hogarth--Colonel
+Charteris--Archbishop Blackburne--Jervas--Richardson's Poetry
+
+146. TO MANN, _Dec._ 31, 1780.--The Prince of Wales--Hurricane at
+Barbadoes--A "Voice from St. Helena"
+
+147. TO THE SAME, _Sept._ 7, 1781.--Naval Movements--Siege of
+Gibraltar--Female Fashions
+
+148. TO THE SAME, _Nov._ 29, 1781.--Capitulation of Lord
+Cornwallis--Pitt and Fox
+
+149. TO COLE, _April_ 13, 1782.--The Language proper for Inscriptions in
+England--Fall of Lord North's Ministry--Bryant
+
+150. TO MANN, _Sept._ 8, 1782.--Highwaymen and Footpads
+
+151. TO THE SAME, _Dec._ 2, 1783.--Fox's India Bill--Balloons
+
+152. TO CONWAY, _Oct._ 15, 1784.--Balloons
+
+153. TO PINKERTON, _June_ 22, 1785.--His Letters on
+Literature--Disadvantage of Modern Writers--Comparison of Lady Mary
+Wortley with Madame de Sevigne
+
+154. TO THE SAME, _June_ 26, 1785.--Criticism on various Authors: Greek,
+Latin, French, and English--Humour of Addison, and of
+Fielding--Waller--Milton--Boileau's "Lutrin"--"The Rape of the
+Lock"--Madame de Sevigne
+
+155. TO MANN, _Aug._ 26, 1785.--Ministerial Difficulties--The Affair of
+the Necklace in Paris--Fluctuating Unpopularity of Statesmen--Fallacies
+of History
+
+156. TO THE SAME, _Oct._ 4, 1785.--Brevity of Modern Addresses--The old
+Duchess of Marlborough
+
+157. TO THE SAME, _Oct._ 30, 1785.--Lady Craven--Madame Piozzi--"The
+Rolliad"--Herschel's Astronomical Discovery
+
+158. TO MISS MORE, _Oct._ 14, 1787.--Mrs. Yearsley--Madame
+Piozzi--Gibbon--"Le Mariage de Figaro"
+
+159. TO THE SAME, _July_ 12, 1788.--Gentlemen Writers--His own Reasons
+for Writing when Young--Voltaire--"Evelina"--Miss Seward--Hayley
+
+160. TO MANN, _Feb._ 12, 1789.--Divisions in the Royal Family--The
+Regency--The Irish Parliament
+
+161. TO MISS BERRY, _June_ 30, 1789.--"The Arabian Nights"--The
+Aeneid--Boccalini--Orpheus and Eurydice
+
+162. TO CONWAY, _July_ 15, 1789.--Dismissal of Necker--Baron de
+Breteuil--The Duc D'Orleans--Mirabeau
+
+163. TO THE SAME, _July_ 1, 1790.--Bruce's "Travels"--Violence of the
+French Jacobins--Necker
+
+164. TO MISS BERRYS, _June_ 8, 1791.--The Prince of Wales--Growth of
+London and other Towns
+
+165. TO THE SAME, _Aug._ 23, 1791.--Sir W. and Lady Hamilton--A
+Boat-race--The Margravine of Anspach
+
+166. TO THE SAME, _Oct._ 15, 1793.--Arrest of the Duchesse de Biron--The
+Queen of France--Pythagoras
+
+167. TO CONWAY, _July 2_, 1795.--Expectations of a Visit to Strawberry
+by the Queen
+
+168. TO THE SAME, _July_ 7, 1795.--Report of the Visit
+
+
+
+
+LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS.
+
+
+I. LADY MARY WORTLEY-MONTAGU
+
+II. THOMAS GRAY, THE POET
+
+Photographed from a drawing in the National Portrait Gallery, made by
+JAMES BASIRE, the engraver, from a sketch from life by Gray's friend,
+the Rev. WILLIAM MASON.
+
+III. STRAWBERRY HILL, FROM THE NORTH-WEST
+
+IV. SIR ROBERT WALPOLE
+
+From a mezzotint by J. SIMON, after a picture by Sir GODFREY KNELLER.
+
+V. VIEW OF GARDEN, STRAWBERRY HILL, FROM THE GREAT BED-CHAMBER
+
+VI. REPRODUCTIONS OF HANDWRITING OF THOMAS GRAY AND HORACE WALPOLE
+
+
+
+
+A SELECTION
+
+FROM THE
+
+LETTERS OF HORACE WALPOLE.
+
+
+VOLUME II.
+
+
+_MADAME DE BOUFFLERS AT STRAWBERRY--THE FRENCH OPINION OF THE ENGLISH
+CHARACTER--RICHARDSON'S NOVELS--MADAME DE BEAUMONT._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _Dec._ 20, 1764.
+
+... My journey to Paris is fixed for some time in February, where I hear
+I may expect to find Madame de Boufflers, Princess of Conti. Her husband
+is just dead; and you know the House of Bourbon have an alacrity at
+marrying their old mistresses. She was here last year, being extremely
+infected with the _Anglomanie_, though I believe pretty well cured by
+her journey. She is past forty, and does not appear ever to have been
+handsome, but is one of the most agreeable and sensible women I ever
+saw; yet I must tell you a trait of her that will not prove my
+assertion. Lady Holland asked her how she liked Strawberry Hill? She
+owned that she did not approve of it, and that it was not _digne de la
+solidite Angloise_. It made me laugh for a quarter of an hour. They
+allot us a character we have not, and then draw consequences from that
+idea, which would be absurd, even if the idea were just. One must not
+build a Gothic house because the nation is _solide_. Perhaps, as
+everything now in France must be _a la Grecque_, she would have liked a
+hovel if it pretended to be built after Epictetus's--but Heaven forbid
+that I should be taken for a philosopher! Is it not amazing that the
+most sensible people in France can never help being domineered by sounds
+and general ideas? Now everybody must be a _geometre_, now a
+_philosophe_, and the moment they are either, they are to take up a
+character and advertise it: as if one could not study geometry for one's
+amusement or for its utility, but one must be a geometrician at table,
+or at a visit! So the moment it is settled at Paris that the English are
+solid, every Englishman must be wise, and, if he has a good
+understanding, he must not be allowed to play the fool. As I happen to
+like both sense and nonsense, and the latter better than what generally
+passes for the former, I shall disclaim, even at Paris, the
+_profondeur_, for which they admire us; and I shall nonsense to admire
+Madame de Boufflers, though her nonsense is not the result of nonsense,
+but of sense, and consequently not the genuine nonsense that I honour.
+When she was here, she read a tragedy in prose to me, of her own
+composition, taken from "The Spectator:" the language is beautiful and
+so are the sentiments.
+
+There is a Madame de Beaumont who has lately written a very pretty
+novel, called "Lettres du Marquis du Roselle." It is imitated, too, from
+an English standard, and in my opinion a most woful one; I mean the
+works of Richardson, who wrote those deplorably tedious lamentations,
+"Clarissa" and "Sir Charles Grandison," which are pictures of high life
+as conceived by a bookseller, and romances as they would be
+spiritualized by a Methodist teacher: but Madame de Beaumont has almost
+avoided sermons, and almost reconciled sentiments and common sense. Read
+her novel--you will like it.
+
+
+_DEBATE ON AMERICAN TAXES--PETITION OF THE PERIWIG-MAKERS--FEMALE
+HEAD-DRESSES--LORD BYRON'S DUEL--OPENING OF ALMACK'S--NO. 45._
+
+TO THE EARL OF HERTFORD.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _Feb._ 12, 1765.
+
+A great many letters pass between us, my dear lord, but I think they are
+almost all of my writing. I have not heard from you this age. I sent you
+two packets together by Mr. Freeman, with an account of our chief
+debates. Since the long day, I have been much out of order with a cold
+and cough, that turned to a fever: I am now taking James's powder, not
+without apprehensions of the gout, which it gave me two or three years
+ago.
+
+There has been nothing of note in Parliament but one slight day on the
+American taxes,[1] which, Charles Townshend supporting, received a
+pretty heavy thump from Barre, who is the present Pitt, and the dread of
+all the vociferous Norths and Rigbys, on whose lungs depended so much of
+Mr. Grenville's power. Do you never hear them to Paris?
+
+[Footnote 1: Mr. Grenville's taxation of stamps and other articles in
+our American colonies, which caused great discontent, and was repealed
+by Lord Rockingham's Ministry.]
+
+The operations of the Opposition are suspended in compliment to Mr.
+Pitt, who has declared himself so warmly for the question on the
+Dismission of officers, that that motion waits for his recovery. A call
+of the House is appointed for next Wednesday, but as he has had a
+relapse, the motion will probably be deferred. I should be very glad if
+it was to be dropped entirely for this session, but the young men are
+warm and not easily bridled.
+
+If it was not too long to transcribe, I would send you an entertaining
+petition of the periwig-makers to the King, in which they complain that
+men will wear their own hair. Should one almost wonder if carpenters
+were to remonstrate, that since the peace their trade decays, and that
+there is no demand for wooden legs? _Apropos_ my Lady Hertford's friend,
+Lady Harriot Vernon, has quarrelled with me for smiling at the enormous
+head-gear of her daughter, Lady Grosvenor. She came one night to
+Northumberland House with such display of friz, that it literally spread
+beyond her shoulders. I happened to say it looked as if her parents had
+stinted her in hair before marriage, and that she was determined to
+indulge her fancy now. This, among ten thousand things said by all the
+world, was reported to Lady Harriot, and has occasioned my disgrace. As
+she never found fault with anybody herself, I excuse her. You will be
+less surprised to hear that the Duchess of Queensberry has not yet done
+dressing herself marvellously: she was at Court on Sunday in a gown and
+petticoat of red flannel....
+
+We have not a new book, play, intrigue, marriage, elopement, or quarrel;
+in short, we are very dull. For politics, unless the ministers wantonly
+thrust their hands into some fire, I think there will not even be a
+smoke. I am glad of it, for my heart is set on my journey to Paris, and
+I hate everything that stops me. Lord Byron's[1] foolish trial is likely
+to protract the session a little; but unless there is any particular
+business, I shall not stay for a puppet-show. Indeed, I can defend my
+staying here by nothing but my ties to your brother. My health, I am
+sure, would be better in another climate in winter. Long days in the
+House kill me, and weary me into the bargain. The individuals of each
+party are alike indifferent to me; nor can I at this time of day grow to
+love men whom I have laughed at all my lifetime--no, I cannot
+alter;--Charles Yorke or a Charles Townshend are alike to me, whether
+ministers or patriots. Men do not change in my eyes, because they quit a
+black livery for a white one. When one has seen the whole scene shifted
+round and round so often, one only smiles, whoever is the present
+Polonius or the Gravedigger, whether they jeer the Prince, or flatter
+his phrenzy.
+
+[Footnote 1: In a previous letter Walpole mentions the duel caused by a
+dispute at cards, in which Lord Byron was so unfortunate as to kill his
+cousin, Mr. Chaworth.]
+
+_Thursday night, 14th._
+
+The new Assembly Room at Almack's[1] was opened the night before last,
+and they say is very magnificent, but it was empty; half the town is ill
+with colds, and many were afraid to go, as the house is scarcely built
+yet. Almack advertized that it was built with hot bricks and boiling
+water--think what a rage there must be for public places, if this
+notice, instead of terrifying, could draw anybody thither. They tell me
+the ceilings were dropping with wet--but can you believe me, when I
+assure you the Duke of Cumberland was there?--Nay, had had a levee in
+the morning, and went to the Opera before the assembly! There is a vast
+flight of steps, and he was forced to rest two or three times. If he
+dies of it,--and how should he not?--it will sound very silly when
+Hercules or Theseus ask him what he died of, to reply, "I caught my
+death on a damp staircase at a new club-room."
+
+[Footnote 1: Almack was a Scotchman, who got up a sort of female club in
+King Street, St. James's, at the place since known as Willis's Rooms. In
+the first half of the present century the balls of Almack's were the
+most fashionable and exclusive in London, under the government of six
+lady patronesses, without a voucher from one of whom no one could obtain
+admittance. For a long time after trousers had become the ordinary wear
+they were proscribed at Almack's, and gentlemen were required to adhere
+to the more ancient and showy attire of knee-breeches; and it was said
+that in consequence of one having attempted unsuccessfully to obtain
+admission in trousers the tickets for the next ball were headed with a
+notice that "gentlemen would not be admitted without breeches and
+stockings."]
+
+Williams, the reprinter of the _North Briton_, stood in the pillory
+to-day in Palace Yard.[1] He went in a hackney-coach, the number of
+which was 45. The mob erected a gallows opposite him, on which they hung
+a boot[2] with a bonnet of straw. Then a collection was made for
+Williams, which amounted to near L200. In short, every public event
+informs the Administration how thoroughly they are detested, and that
+they have not a friend whom they do not buy. Who can wonder, when every
+man of virtue is proscribed, and they have neither parts nor characters
+to impose even upon the mob! Think to what a government is sunk, when a
+Secretary of State is called in Parliament to his face "the most
+profligate sad dog in the kingdom," and not a man can open his lips in
+his defence. Sure power must have some strange unknown charm, when it
+can compensate for such contempt! I see many who triumph in these bitter
+pills which the ministry are so often forced to swallow; I own I do not;
+it is more mortifying to me to reflect how great and respectable we
+were three years ago, than satisfactory to see those insulted who have
+brought such shame upon us. 'Tis poor amends to national honour to know,
+that if a printer is set in the pillory, his country wishes it was my
+Lord This, or Mr. That. They will be gathered to the Oxfords, and
+Bolingbrokes, and ignominious of former days; but the wound they have
+inflicted is perhaps indelible. That goes to _my_ heart, who had felt
+all the Roman pride of being one of the first nations upon earth!--Good
+night!--I will go to bed, and dream of Kings drawn in triumph; and then
+I will go to Paris, and dream I am pro-consul there: pray, take care not
+to let me be awakened with an account of an invasion having taken place
+from Dunkirk![3] Yours ever, H.W.
+
+[Footnote 1: This was the last occasion on which the punishment of the
+pillory was inflicted.]
+
+[Footnote 2: A scandal, for which there was no foundation, imputed to
+the Princess of Wales an undue intimacy with John Earl of Bute; and with
+a practical pun on his name the mob in some of the riots which were
+common in the first years of his reign showed their belief in the lie by
+fastening a _jack-boot_ and a petticoat together and feeding a bonfire
+with them.]
+
+[Footnote 3: One article in the late treaty of peace had stipulated for
+the demolition of Dunkirk.]
+
+
+_HIS "CASTLE OF OTRANTO"--BISHOP PERCY'S COLLECTION OF OLD BALLADS._
+
+TO THE REV. WILLIAM COLE.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _March_ 9, 1765.
+
+Dear Sir,--I had time to write but a short note with the "Castle of
+Otranto," as your messenger called on me at four o'clock, as I was going
+to dine abroad. Your partiality to me and Strawberry have, I hope,
+inclined you to excuse the wildness of the story. You will even have
+found some traits to put you in mind of this place. When you read of
+the picture quitting its panel, did not you recollect the portrait of
+Lord Falkland, all in white, in my Gallery? Shall I even confess to you,
+what was the origin of this romance! I waked one morning, in the
+beginning of last June, from a dream, of which, all I could recover was,
+that I had thought myself in an ancient castle (a very natural dream for
+a head filled like mine with Gothic story), and that on the uppermost
+banister of a great staircase I saw a gigantic hand in armour. In the
+evening I sat down, and began to write, without knowing in the least
+what I intended to say or relate. The work grew on my hands, and I grew
+fond of it--add, that I was very glad to think of anything, rather than
+politics. In short, I was so engrossed with my tale, which I completed
+in less than two months, that one evening, I wrote from the time I had
+drunk my tea, about six o'clock, till half an hour after one in the
+morning, when my hand and fingers were so weary, that I could not hold
+the pen to finish the sentence, but left Matilda and Isabella talking,
+in the middle of a paragraph. You will laugh at my earnestness; but if I
+have amused you, by retracing with any fidelity the manners of ancient
+days, I am content, and give you leave to think me idle as you
+please....
+
+Lord Essex's trial is printed with the State Trials. In return for your
+obliging offer, I can acquaint you with a delightful publication of this
+winter, "A Collection of Old Ballads and Poetry," in three volumes, many
+from Pepys's Collection at Cambridge. There were three such published
+between thirty and forty years ago, but very carelessly, and wanting
+many in this set: indeed, there were others, of a looser sort, which the
+present editor [Dr. Percy[1]], who is a clergyman, thought it decent to
+omit....
+
+[Footnote 1: Dr. Percy, Bishop of Dromore, in Ireland, was the heir male
+of the ancient Earls of Northumberland, and the title of his collection
+was "Reliques of English Poetry." He was also himself the author of more
+than one imitation of the old ballads, one of which is mentioned by
+Johnson in a letter to Mr. Langton: "Dr. Percy has written a long ballad
+in many _fits_ [fyttes]. It is pretty enough: he has printed and will
+soon publish it" (Boswell, iii., ann. 1771).]
+
+My bower is determined, but not at all what it is to be. Though I write
+romances, I cannot tell how to build all that belongs to them. Madame
+Danois, in the Fairy Tales, used to _tapestry_ them with _jonquils_; but
+as that furniture will not last above a fortnight in the year, I shall
+prefer something more huckaback. I have decided that the outside shall
+be of _treillage_, which, however, I shall not commence, till I have
+again seen some of old Louis's old-fashioned _Galanteries_ at
+Versailles. Rosamond's bower, you, and I, and Tom Hearne know, was a
+labyrinth: but as my territory will admit of a very short clew, I lay
+aside all thoughts of a mazy habitation: though a bower is very
+different from an arbour, and must have more chambers than one. In
+short, I both know, and don't know what it should be. I am almost afraid
+I must go and read Spenser, and wade through his allegories, and
+drawling stanzas, to get at a picture. But, good night! you see how one
+gossips, when one is alone, and at quiet on one's own dunghill!--Well!
+it may be trifling; yet it is such trifling as Ambition never is happy
+enough to know! Ambition orders palaces, but it is Content that chats
+for a page or two over a bower.
+
+
+_ILLNESS OF THE KING--FRENCH AND ENGLISH ACTORS AND ACTRESSES: CLAIRON,
+GARRICK, QUIN, MRS. CLIVE._
+
+TO THE EARL OF HERTFORD.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _March_ 26, 1765.
+
+Three weeks are a great while, my dear lord, for me to have been without
+writing to you; but besides that I have passed many days at Strawberry,
+to cure my cold (which it has done), there has nothing happened worth
+sending across the sea. Politics have dozed, and common events been fast
+asleep. Of Guerchy's affair, you probably know more than I do; it is now
+forgotten. I told him I had absolute proof of his innocence, for I was
+sure, that if he had offered money for assassination, the men who swear
+against him would have taken it.
+
+The King has been very seriously ill, and in great danger. I would not
+alarm you, as there were hopes when he was at the worst. I doubt he is
+not free yet from his complaint, as the humour fallen on his breast
+still oppresses him. They talk of his having a levee next week, but he
+has not appeared in public, and the bills are passed by commission; but
+he rides out. The Royal Family have suffered like us mortals; the Duke
+of Gloucester has had a fever, but I believe his chief complaint is of
+a youthful kind. Prince Frederick is thought to be in a deep
+consumption; and for the Duke of Cumberland, next post will probably
+certify you of his death, as he is relapsed, and there are no hopes of
+him. He fell into his lethargy again, and when they waked him, he said
+he did not know whether he could call himself obliged to them.
+
+I dined two days ago at Monsieur de Guerchy's, with the Count de
+Caraman, who brought me your letter. He seems a very agreeable man, and
+you may be sure, for your sake, and Madame de Mirepoix's, no civilities
+in my power shall be wanting. I have not yet seen Schouvaloff,[1] about
+whom one has more curiosity--it is an opportunity of gratifying that
+passion which one can so seldom do in personages of his historic nature,
+especially remote foreigners. I wish M. de Caraman had brought the
+"Siege of Calais," which he tells me is printed, though your account has
+a little abated my impatience. They tell us the French comedians are to
+act at Calais this summer--is it possible they can be so absurd, or
+think us so absurd as to go thither, if we would not go further? I
+remember, at Rheims, they believed that English ladies went to Calais to
+drink champagne--is this the suite of that belief? I was mightily
+pleased with the Duc de Choiseul's answer to the Clairon;[2] but when I
+hear of the French admiration of Garrick, it takes off something of my
+wonder at the prodigious adoration of him at home. I never could
+conceive the marvellous merit of repeating the works of others in one's
+own language with propriety, however well delivered. Shakespeare is not
+more admired for writing his plays, than Garrick for acting them. I
+think him a very good and very various player--but several have pleased
+me more, though I allow not in so many parts. Quin[3] in Falstaff, was
+as excellent as Garrick[4] in Lear. Old Johnson far more natural in
+everything he attempted. Mrs. Porter and your Dumesnil surpassed him in
+passionate tragedy; Cibber and O'Brien were what Garrick could never
+reach, coxcombs, and men of fashion. Mrs. Clive is at least as perfect
+in low comedy--and yet to me, Ranger was the part that suited Garrick
+the best of all he ever performed. He was a poor Lothario, a ridiculous
+Othello, inferior to Quin in Sir John Brute and Macbeth, and to Cibber
+in Bayes, and a woful Lord Hastings and Lord Townley. Indeed, his Bayes
+was original, but not the true part: Cibber was the burlesque of a great
+poet, as the part was designed, but Garrick made it a Garretteer. The
+town did not like him in Hotspur, and yet I don't know whether he did
+not succeed in it beyond all the rest. Sir Charles Williams and Lord
+Holland thought so too, and they were no bad judges. I am impatient to
+see the Clairon, and certainly will, as I have promised, though I have
+not fixed my day. But do you know you alarm me! There was a time when I
+was a match for Madame de Mirepoix at pharaoh, to any hour of the night,
+and I believe did play with her five nights in a week till three and
+four in the morning--but till eleven o'clock to-morrow morning--Oh! that
+is a little too much, even at loo. Besides, I shall not go to Paris for
+pharaoh--if I play all night, how shall I see everything all day?
+
+[Footnote 1: Schouvaloff was notorious as a favourite of the Empress
+Catharine.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Mdlle. Clairon had been for some years the most admired
+tragic actress in France. In that age actors and actresses in France
+were exposed to singular insults. M. Lacroix, in his "France in the
+Eighteenth Century," tells us: "They were considered as inferior beings
+in the social scale; excommunicated by the Church, and banished from
+society, they were compelled to endure all the humiliations and affronts
+which the public chose to inflict on them in the theatre; and, if any of
+them had the courage to make head against the storm, and to resist the
+violence and cruelty of the pit, they were sent to prison, and not
+released but on condition of apologising to the tyrants who had so
+cruelly insulted them. Many had a sufficient sense of their own dignity
+to withdraw themselves from this odious despotism after having been in
+prison in Fort l'Evecque, their ordinary place of confinement, by the
+order of the gentlemen of the chamber or the lieutenant of police; and
+it was in this way that Mdlle. Clairon bade farewell to the Comedie
+Francaise and gave up acting in 1765, when at the very height of her
+talent, and in the middle of her greatest dramatic triumphs." The
+incident here alluded to by Walpole was that "a critic named Freron had
+libelled her in a journal to which he contributed; and, as she could not
+obtain justice, she applied to the Duc de Choiseul, the Prime Minister.
+Even he was unable to put her in the way of obtaining redress, and
+sought to pacify her by comparing her position to his own. 'I am,' said
+he, 'mademoiselle, like yourself, a public performer; with this
+difference in your favour, that you choose what parts you please, and
+are sure to be crowned with the applause of the public; for I reckon as
+nothing the bad taste of one or two wretched individuals who have the
+misfortune of not adoring you. I, on the other hand, am obliged to act
+the parts imposed on me by necessity. I am sure to please nobody; I am
+satirised, criticised, libelled, hissed; yet I continue to do my best.
+Let us both, then, sacrifice our little resentments and enmities to the
+public service, and serve our country, each in our own station. Besides,
+the Queen has condescended to forgive Freron, and you may therefore,
+without compromising your dignity, imitate Her Majesty's clemency'"
+("Mem. de Bachaumont," i. 61). But Mdlle. was not to be pacified, nor to
+be persuaded to expose herself to a repetition of insult; but, though
+only forty-one, she retired from the stage for ever.]
+
+[Footnote 3: Quin was employed by the Princess of Wales to teach her son
+elocution, and when he heard how generally his young sovereign was
+praised for the grace and dignity of his delivery of his speech to his
+Parliament, he boasted, "Ah, it was I taught the boy to speak."]
+
+[Footnote 4: Garrick was not only a great actor, but also a great
+reformer of the stage. He seems to have excelled equally both in tragedy
+and comedy, which makes it natural to suppose that in some parts he may
+have been excelled by other actors; though he had no equal (and perhaps
+never has had) in both lines. He was also himself the author of several
+farces of more than average merit.]
+
+Lady Sophia Thomas has received the Baume de vie, for which she gives
+you a thousand thanks, and I ten thousand.
+
+We are extremely amused with the wonderful histories of your hyena[1] in
+the Gevaudan; but our fox-hunters despise you: it is exactly the
+enchanted monster of old romances. If I had known its history a few
+months ago, I believe it would have appeared in the "Castle of
+Otranto,"--the success of which has, at last, brought me to own it,
+though the wildness of it made me terribly afraid; but it was
+comfortable to have it please so much, before any mortal suspected the
+author: indeed, it met with too much honour far, for at first it was
+universally believed to be Mr. Gray's. As all the first impression is
+sold, I am hurrying out another, with a new preface, which I will send
+you.
+
+[Footnote 1: A wolf of enormous size, and, in some respects, irregular
+conformation, which for a long time ravaged the Gevaudan; it was, soon
+after the date of this letter, killed, and Mr. Walpole saw it in Paris.]
+
+
+_RIOTS OF WEAVERS--MINISTERIAL CHANGES--FACTIOUS CONDUCT OF MR. PITT._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _May_ 25, 1765, _sent by way of Paris_.
+
+My last I think was of the 16th. Since that we have had events of almost
+every sort. A whole administration dismissed, taken again, suspended,
+confirmed; an insurrection; and we have been at the eve of a civil war.
+Many thousand Weavers rose, on a bill for their relief being thrown out
+of the House of Lords by the Duke of Bedford. For four days they were
+suffered to march about the town with colours displayed, petitioning the
+King, surrounding the House of Lords, mobbing and wounding the Duke of
+Bedford, and at last besieging his house, which, with his family, was
+narrowly saved from destruction. At last it grew a regular siege and
+blockade; but by garrisoning it with horse and foot literally, and
+calling in several regiments, the tumult is appeased. Lord Bute rashly
+taking advantage of this unpopularity of his enemies, advised the King
+to notify to his Ministers that he intended to dismiss them,--and by
+this step, no _succedaneum_ being prepared, reduced his Majesty to the
+alternative of laying his crown at the foot of Mr. Pitt, or of the Duke
+of Bedford; and as it proved at last, of both. The Duke of Cumberland
+was sent for, and was sent to Mr. Pitt, from whom, though offering
+almost _carte blanche_, he received a peremptory refusal. The next
+measure was to form a Ministry from the Opposition. Willing were they,
+but timid. Without Mr. Pitt nobody would engage. The King was forced to
+desire his old Ministers to stay where they were. They, who had rallied
+their very dejected courage, demanded terms, and hard ones
+indeed--_promise_ of never consulting Lord Bute, dismission of his
+brother, and the appointment of Lord Granby to be Captain-General--so
+soon did those tools of prerogative talk to their exalted sovereign in
+the language of the Parliament to Charles I.
+
+The King, rather than resign his sceptre on the first summons,
+determined to name his uncle Captain-General. Thus the commanders at
+least were ready on each side; but the Ministers, who by the Treaty of
+Paris showed how little military glory was the object of their ambition,
+having contented themselves with seizing St. James's without bloodshed.
+They gave up their General, upon condition Mr. Mackenzie and Lord
+Holland were sacrificed to them, and, tacitly, Lord Northumberland,
+whose government they bestow on Lord Weymouth without furnishing another
+place to the earl, as was intended for him. All this is granted. Still
+there are inexplicable riddles. In the height of negotiation, Lord
+Temple was reconciled to his brother George, and declares himself a fast
+friend to the late and present Ministry. What part Mr. Pitt will act is
+not yet known--probably not a hostile one; but here are fine seeds of
+division and animosity sown!
+
+I have thus in six words told you the matter of volumes. You must
+analyse them yourself, unless you have patience to wait till the
+consequences are the comment. Don't you recollect very similar passages
+in the time of Mr. Pelham, the Duke of Newcastle, Lord Granville, and
+Mr. Fox? But those wounds did not penetrate so deep as these! Here are
+all the great, and opulent noble families engaged on one side or the
+other. Here is the King insulted and prisoner, his Mother stigmatised,
+his Uncle affronted, his Favourite persecuted. It is again a scene of
+Bohuns, Montforts, and Plantagenets.
+
+While I am writing, I received yours of the 4th, containing the
+revolutions in the fabric and pictures of the palace Pitti. My dear sir,
+make no excuse; we each write what we have to write; and if our letters
+remain, posterity will read the catastrophes of St. James's and the
+Palace Pitti with equal indifference, however differently they affect
+you and me now. For my part, though agitated like Ludlow or my Lord
+Clarendon on the events of the day, I have more curiosity about Havering
+in the Bower, the jointure house of ancient royal dowagers, than about
+Queen Isabella herself. Mr. Wilkes, whom you mention, will be still more
+interested, when he hears that his friend Lord Temple has shaken hands
+with his foes Halifax and Sandwich; and I don't believe that any amnesty
+is stipulated for the exile. Churchill, Wilkes's poet, used to wish that
+he was at liberty to attack Mr. Pitt and Charles Townshend,--the moment
+is come, but Churchill is gone! Charles Townshend has got Lord Holland's
+place--and yet the people will again and again believe that nothing is
+intended but their interest.
+
+When I recollect all I have seen and known, I seem to be as old as
+Methuselah: indeed I was born in politics,--but I hope not to die in
+them. With all my experience, these last five weeks have taught me more
+than any other ten years; accordingly, a retreat is the whole scope of
+my wishes; but not yet arrived.
+
+Your amiable sister, Mrs. Foote, is settled in town; I saw her last
+night at the Opera with Lady Ailesbury. She is enchanted with
+Manzuoli--and you know her approbation is a test, who has heard all the
+great singers, learnt of all, and sings with as much taste as any of
+them. Adieu!
+
+
+_PROSPECTS OF OLD AGE WHEN JOINED TO GOUT._
+
+TO GEORGE MONTAGU, ESQ.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _July_ 28, 1765.
+
+The less one is disposed, if one has any sense, to talk of oneself to
+people that inquire only out of compliment, and do not listen to the
+answer, the more satisfaction one feels in indulging a self-complacency,
+by sighing to those that really sympathise with our griefs. Do not think
+it is pain that makes me give this low-spirited air to my letter. No, it
+is the prospect of what is to come, not the sensation of what is
+passing, that affects me. The loss of youth is melancholy enough; but to
+enter into old age through the gate of infirmity most disheartening. My
+health and spirits make me take but slight notice of the transition,
+and, under the persuasion of temperance being a talisman, I marched
+boldly on towards the descent of the hill, knowing I must fall at last,
+but not suspecting that I should stumble by the way. This confession
+explains the mortification I feel. A month's confinement to one who
+never kept his bed a day is a stinging lesson, and has humbled my
+insolence to almost indifference. Judge, then, how little I interest
+myself about public events. I know nothing of them since I came hither,
+where I had not only the disappointment of not growing better, but a bad
+return in one of my feet, so that I am still wrapped up and upon a
+couch. It was the more unlucky as Lord Hertford is come to England for a
+very few days. He has offered to come to me; but as I then should see
+him only for some minutes, I propose being carried to town to-morrow. It
+will be so long before I can expect to be able to travel, that my French
+journey will certainly not take place so soon as I intended, and if Lord
+Hertford goes to Ireland, I shall be still more fluctuating; for though
+the Duke and Duchess of Richmond will replace them at Paris, and are as
+eager to have me with them, I have had so many more years heaped upon me
+within this month, that I have not the conscience to trouble young
+people, when I can no longer be as juvenile as they are. Indeed I shall
+think myself decrepit, till I again saunter into the garden in my
+slippers and without my hat in all weathers,--a point I am determined to
+regain if possible; for even this experience cannot make me resign my
+temperance and my hardiness. I am tired of the world, its politics, its
+pursuits, and its pleasures; but it will cost me some struggles before I
+submit to be tender and careful. Christ! Can I ever stoop to the regimen
+of old age? I do not wish to dress up a withered person, nor drag it
+about to public places; but to sit in one's room, clothed warmly,
+expecting visits from folks I don't wish to see, and tended and nattered
+by relations impatient for one's death! Let the gout do its worse as
+expeditiously as it can; it would be more welcome in my stomach than in
+my limbs. I am not made to bear a course of nonsense and advice, but
+must play the fool in my own way to the last, alone with all my heart,
+if I cannot be with the very few I wished to see: but, to depend for
+comfort on others, who would be no comfort to me; this surely is not a
+state to be preferred to death: and nobody can have truly enjoyed the
+advantages of youth, health, and spirits, who is content to exist
+without the two last, which alone bear any resemblance to the first.
+
+You see how difficult it is to conquer my proud spirit: low and weak as
+I am, I think my resolution and perseverance will get the better, and
+that I shall still be a gay shadow; at least, I will impose any severity
+upon myself, rather than humour the gout, and sink into that indulgence
+with which most people treat it. Bodily liberty is as dear to me as
+mental, and I would as soon flatter any other tyrant as the gout, my
+Whiggism extending as much to my health as to my principles, and being
+as willing to part with life, when I cannot preserve it, as your uncle
+Algernon when his freedom was at stake. Adieu!
+
+
+_HAS REACHED PARIS--THE FRENCH OPERA--ILLNESS OF THE DAUPHIN--POPULARITY
+OF MR. HUME._
+
+TO THE RIGHT HON. LADY HERVEY.
+
+PARIS, _Sept._ 14, 1765.
+
+I am but two days old here, Madam, and I doubt I wish I was really so,
+and had my life to begin, to live it here. You see how just I am, and
+ready to make _amende honorable_ to your ladyship. Yet I have seen very
+little. My Lady Hertford has cut me to pieces, and thrown me into a
+caldron with tailors, periwig-makers, snuff-box-wrights, milliners, &c.,
+which really took up but little time; and I am come out quite new, with
+everything but youth. The journey recovered me with magic expedition. My
+strength, if mine could ever be called strength, is returned; and the
+gout going off in a minuet step. I will say nothing of my spirits, which
+are indecently juvenile, and not less improper for my age than for the
+country where I am; which, if you will give me leave to say it, has a
+thought too much gravity. I don't venture to laugh or talk nonsense, but
+in English.
+
+Madame Geoffrin came to town but last night, and is not visible on
+Sundays; but I hope to deliver your ladyship's letter and packet
+to-morrow. Mesdames d'Aiguillon, d'Egmont, and Chabot, and the Duc de
+Nivernois are all in the country. Madame de Boufflers is at l'Isle
+Adam, whither my Lady Hertford is gone to-night to sup, for the first
+time, being no longer chained down to the incivility of an ambassadress.
+She returns after supper; an irregularity that frightens me, who have
+not yet got rid of all my barbarisms. There is one, alas! I never shall
+get over--the dirt of this country: it is melancholy, after the purity
+of Strawberry! The narrowness of the streets, trees clipped to resemble
+brooms, and planted on pedestals of chalk, and a few other points, do
+not edify me. The French Opera, which I have heard to-night, disgusted
+me as much as ever; and the more for being followed by the Devin de
+Village, which shows that they can sing without cracking the drum of
+one's ear. The scenes and dances are delightful: the Italian comedy
+charming. Then I am in love with _treillage_ and fountains, and will
+prove it at Strawberry. Chantilly is so exactly what it was when I saw
+it above twenty years ago, that I recollected the very position of
+Monsieur le Duc's chair and the gallery. The latter gave me the first
+idea of mine; but, presumption apart, mine is a thousand times prettier.
+I gave my Lord Herbert's compliments to the statue of his friend the
+Constable; and, waiting some time for the concierge, I called out, _Ou
+est Vatel_?
+
+In short, Madam, being as tired as one can be of one's own country,--I
+don't say whether this is much or little,--I find myself wonderfully
+disposed to like this. Indeed I wish I could wash it. Madame de Guerchy
+is all goodness to me; but that is not new. I have already been
+prevented by great civilities from Madame de Brentheim and my old
+friend Madame de Mirepoix; but am not likely to see the latter much, who
+is grown a most particular favourite of the King, and seldom from him.
+The Dauphin is ill, and thought in a very bad way. I hope he will live,
+lest the theatres should be shut up. Your ladyship knows I never trouble
+my head about royalties, farther than it affects my interest. In truth,
+the way that princes affect my interest is not the common way.
+
+I have not yet tapped the chapter of baubles, being desirous of making
+my revenues maintain me here as long as possible. It will be time enough
+to return to my Parliament when I want money.
+
+Mr. Hume, that is _the Mode_, asked much about your ladyship. I have
+seen Madame de Monaco, and think her very handsome, and extremely
+pleasing. The younger Madame d'Egmont, I hear, disputes the palm with
+her; and Madame de Brionne is not left without partisans. The nymphs of
+the theatres are _laides a faire peur_, which at my age is a piece of
+luck, like going into a shop of curiosities, and finding nothing to
+tempt one to throw away one's money.
+
+There are several English here, whether I will or not. I certainly did
+not come for them, and shall connect with them as little as possible.
+The few I value, I hope sometimes to hear of. Your ladyship guesses how
+far that wish extends. Consider, too, Madam, that one of my
+unworthinesses is washed and done away, by the confession I made in the
+beginning of my letter.
+
+
+_IS MAKING NEW FRIENDS IN PARIS--DECAY OF THE FRENCH STAGE--LE
+KAIN--DUMENIL--NEW FRENCH INCLINATION FOR PHILOSOPHY AND
+FREE-THINKING--GENERAL ADMIRATION OF HUME'S HISTORY AND RICHARDSON'S
+NOVELS._
+
+TO GEORGE MONTAGU, ESQ.
+
+PARIS, _Sept._ 22, 1765.
+
+The concern I felt at not seeing you before I left England, might make
+me express myself warmly, but I assure you it was nothing but concern,
+nor was mixed with a grain of pouting. I knew some of your reasons, and
+guessed others. The latter grieve me heartily; but I advise you to do as
+I do: when I meet with ingratitude, I take a short leave both of it and
+its host. Formerly I used to look out for indemnification somewhere
+else; but having lived long enough to learn that the reparation
+generally proved a second evil of the same sort, I am content now to
+skin over such wounds with amusements, which at least leave no scars. It
+is true, amusements do not always amuse when we bid them. I find it so
+here; nothing strikes me; everything I do is indifferent to me. I like
+the people very well, and their way of life very well; but as neither
+were my object, I should not much care if they were any other people, or
+it was any other way of life. I am out of England, and my purpose is
+answered.
+
+Nothing can be more obliging than the reception I meet with everywhere.
+It may not be more sincere (and why should it?) than our cold and bare
+civility; but it is better dressed, and looks natural; one asks no
+more. I have begun to sup in French houses, and as Lady Hertford has
+left Paris to-day, shall increase my intimacies. There are swarms of
+English here, but most of them are going, to my great satisfaction. As
+the greatest part are very young, they can no more be entertaining to me
+than I to them, and it certainly was not my countrymen that I came to
+live with. Suppers please me extremely; I love to rise and breakfast
+late, and to trifle away the day as I like. There are sights enough to
+answer that end, and shops you know are an endless field for me. The
+city appears much worse to me than I thought I remembered it. The French
+music as shocking as I knew it was. The French stage is fallen off,
+though in the only part I have seen Le Kain I admire him extremely. He
+is very ugly and ill made, and yet has an heroic dignity which Garrick
+wants, and great fire. The Dumenil I have not seen yet, but shall in a
+day or two. It is a mortification that I cannot compare her with the
+Clairon, who has left the stage. Grandval I saw through a whole play
+without suspecting it was he. Alas! four-and-twenty years make strange
+havoc with us mortals! You cannot imagine how this struck me! The
+Italian comedy, now united with their _opera comique_, is their most
+perfect diversion; but alas! harlequin, my dear favourite harlequin, my
+passion, makes me more melancholy than cheerful. Instead of laughing, I
+sit silently reflecting how everything loses charms when one's own youth
+does not lend it gilding! When we are divested of that eagerness and
+illusion with which our youth presents objects to us, we are but the
+_caput mortuum_ of pleasure.
+
+Grave as these ideas are, they do not unfit me for French company. The
+present tone is serious enough in conscience. Unluckily, the subjects of
+their conversation are duller to me than my own thoughts, which may be
+tinged with melancholy reflections, but I doubt from my constitution
+will never be insipid.
+
+The French affect philosophy, literature, and free-thinking: the first
+never did, and never will possess me; of the two others I have long been
+tired. Free-thinking is for one's self, surely not for society; besides
+one has settled one's way of thinking, or knows it cannot be settled,
+and for others I do not see why there is not as much bigotry in
+attempting conversions from any religion as to it. I dined to-day with a
+dozen _savans_, and though all the servants were waiting, the
+conversation was much more unrestrained, even on the Old Testament, than
+I would suffer at my own table in England, if a single footman was
+present. For literature, it is very amusing when one has nothing else to
+do. I think it rather pedantic in society; tiresome when displayed
+professedly; and, besides, in this country one is sure it is only the
+fashion of the day. Their taste in it is worst of all: could one believe
+that when they read our authors, Richardson and Mr. Hume should be their
+favourites? The latter is treated here with perfect veneration. His
+History, so falsified in many points, so partial in as many, so very
+unequal in its parts, is thought the standard of writing.
+
+In their dress and equipages they are grown very simple. We English are
+living upon their old gods and goddesses; I roll about in a chariot
+decorated with cupids, and look like the grandfather of Adonis.
+
+Of their parliaments and clergy I hear a good deal, and attend very
+little: I cannot take up any history in the middle, and was too sick of
+politics at home to enter into them here. In short, I have done with the
+world, and live in it rather than in a desert, like you. Few men can
+bear absolute retirement, and we English worst of all. We grow so
+humorsome, so obstinate and capricious, and so prejudiced, that it
+requires a fund of good-nature like yours not to grow morose. Company
+keeps our rind from growing too coarse and rough; and though at my
+return I design not to mix in public, I do not intend to be quite a
+recluse. My absence will put it in my power to take up or drop as much
+as I please. Adieu! I shall inquire about your commission of books, but
+having been arrived but ten days, have not yet had time. Need I say?--no
+I need not--that nobody can be more affectionately yours than, &c.
+
+
+_HIS PRESENTATION AT COURT--ILLNESS OF THE DAUPHIN--DESCRIPTION OF HIS
+THREE SONS._
+
+TO JOHN CHUTE, ESQ.
+
+PARIS, _Oct._ 3, 1765.
+
+I don't know where you are, nor when I am likely to hear of you. I write
+at random, and, as I talk, the first thing that comes into my pen.
+
+I am, as you certainly conclude, much more amused than pleased. At a
+certain time of life, sights and new objects may entertain one, but new
+people cannot find any place in one's affection. New faces with some
+name or other belonging to them, catch my attention for a minute--I
+cannot say many preserve it. Five or six of the women that I have seen
+already are very sensible. The men are in general much inferior, and not
+even agreeable. They sent us their best, I believe, at first, the Duc de
+Nivernois. Their authors, who by the way are everywhere, are worse than
+their own writings, which I don't mean as a compliment to either. In
+general, the style of conversation is solemn, pedantic, and seldom
+animated, but by a dispute. I was expressing my aversion to disputes:
+Mr. Hume, who very gratefully admires the tone of Paris, having never
+known any other tone, said with great surprise, "Why, what do you like,
+if you hate both disputes and whisk?"
+
+What strikes me the most upon the whole is, the total difference of
+manners between them and us, from the greatest object to the least.
+There is not the smallest similitude in the twenty-four hours. It is
+obvious in every trifle. Servants carry their lady's train, and put her
+into her coach with their hat on. They walk about the streets in the
+rain with umbrellas to avoid putting on their hats; driving themselves
+in open chaises in the country without hats, in the rain too, and yet
+often wear them in a chariot in Paris when it does not rain. The very
+footmen are powdered from the break of day, and yet wait behind their
+master, as I saw the Duc of Praslin's do, with a red pocket-handkerchief
+about their necks. Versailles, like everything else, is a mixture of
+parade and poverty, and in every instance exhibits something most
+dissonant from our manners. In the colonnades, upon the staircases, nay
+in the antechambers of the royal family, there are people selling all
+sorts of wares. While we were waiting in the Dauphin's sumptuous
+bedchamber, till his dressing-room door should be opened, two fellows
+were sweeping it, and dancing about in sabots to rub the floor.
+
+You perceive that I have been presented. The Queen took great notice of
+me; none of the rest said a syllable. You are let into the King's
+bedchamber just as he has put on his shirt; he dresses and talks
+good-humouredly to a few, glares at strangers, goes to mass, to dinner,
+and a-hunting. The good old Queen, who is like Lady Primrose in the
+face, and Queen Caroline in the immensity of her cap, is at her
+dressing-table, attended by two or three old ladies, who are languishing
+to be in Abraham's bosom, as the only man's bosom to whom they can hope
+for admittance. Thence you go to the Dauphin, for all is done in an
+hour. He scarce stays a minute; indeed, poor creature, he is a ghost,
+and cannot possibly last three months. The Dauphiness is in her
+bedchamber, but dressed and standing; looks cross, is not civil, and has
+the true Westphalian grace and accents. The four Mesdames, who are
+clumsy plump old wenches, with a bad likeness to their father, stand in
+a bedchamber in a row, with black cloaks and knotting-bags, looking
+good-humoured, not knowing what to say, and wriggling as if they wanted
+to make water. This ceremony too is very short; then you are carried to
+the Dauphin's three boys, who you may be sure only bow and stare. The
+Duke of Berry[1] looks weak and weak-eyed: the Count de Provence is a
+fine boy; the Count d'Artois well enough. The whole concludes with
+seeing the Dauphin's little girl dine, who is as round and as fat as a
+pudding.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Duc de Berri was afterwards Louis XVI.; the Comte de
+Provence became Louis XVIII.; and the Comte d'Artois, Charles X.]
+
+In the Queen's antechamber we foreigners and the foreign ministers were
+shown the famous beast of the Gevaudan, just arrived, and covered with a
+cloth, which two chasseurs lifted up. It is an absolute wolf, but
+uncommonly large, and the expression of agony and fierceness remains
+strongly imprinted on its dead jaws.
+
+I dined at the Duc of Praslin's with four-and-twenty ambassadors and
+envoys, who never go but on Tuesdays to Court. He does the honours
+sadly, and I believe nothing else well, looking important and empty. The
+Duc de Choiseul's face, which is quite the reverse of gravity, does not
+promise much more. His wife is gentle, pretty, and very agreeable. The
+Duchess of Praslin, jolly, red-faced, looking very vulgar, and being
+very attentive and civil. I saw the Duc de Richelieu in waiting, who is
+pale, except his nose, which is red, much wrinkled, and exactly a
+remnant of that age which produced General Churchill, Wilks the player,
+the Duke of Argyll, &c. Adieu!
+
+
+_SUPPER PARTIES AT PARIS--WALPOLE WRITES A LETTER FROM LE ROI DE PRUSSE
+A MONSIEUR ROUSSEAU._
+
+TO THE HON. H.S. CONWAY.
+
+PARIS, _Jan._ 12, 1766.
+
+I have received your letter by General Vernon, and another, to which I
+have writ an answer, but was disappointed of a conveyance I expected.
+You shall have it with additions, by the first messenger that goes; but
+I cannot send it by the post, as I have spoken very freely of some
+persons you name, in which we agree thoroughly. These few lines are only
+to tell you I am not idle in writing to you.
+
+I almost repent having come hither; for I like the way of life and many
+of the people so well, that I doubt I shall feel more regret at leaving
+Paris than I expected. It would sound vain to tell you the honours and
+distinctions I receive, and how much I am in fashion; yet when they come
+from the handsomest women in France, and the most respectable in point
+of character, can one help being a little proud? If I was twenty years
+younger, I should wish they were not quite so respectable. Madame de
+Brionne, whom I have never seen, and who was to have met me at supper
+last night at the charming Madame d'Egmont's, sent me an invitation by
+the latter for Wednesday next. I was engaged, and hesitated. I was told,
+"Comment! savez-vous que c'est qu'elle ne feroit pas pour toute la
+France?" However, lest you should dread my returning a perfect old
+swain, I study my wrinkles, compare myself and my limbs to every plate
+of larks I see, and treat my understanding with at least as little
+mercy. Yet, do you know, my present fame is owing to a very trifling
+composition, but which has made incredible noise. I was one evening at
+Madame Geoffrin's joking on Rousseau's affectations and contradictions,
+and said some things that diverted them. When I came home, I put them
+into a letter, and showed it next day to Helvetius and the Duc de
+Nivernois; who were so pleased with it, that after telling me some
+faults in the language, which you may be sure there were, they
+encouraged me to let it be seen. As you know I willingly laugh at
+mountebanks, _political_ or literary, let their talents be ever so
+great, I was not averse. The copies have spread like wild-fire; _et me
+voici a la mode_! I expect the end of my reign at the end of the week
+with great composure. Here is the letter:--
+
+LE ROI DE PRUSSE A MONSIEUR ROUSSEAU.[1]
+
+MON CHER JEAN JACQUES,
+
+Vous avez renonce a Geneve votre patrie; vous vous etes fait chasser de
+la Suisse, pays tant vante dans vos ecrits; la France vous a decrete.
+Venez donz chez moi; j'admire vos talens; je m'amuse de vos reveries,
+qui (soit dit en passant) vous occupent trop, et trop long tems. Il faut
+a la fin etre sage et heureux. Vous avez fait assez parler de vous par
+des singularites peu convenables a un veritable grand homme. Demontrez a
+vos ennemis que vous pouvez avoir quelquefois le sens commun: cela les
+fachera, sans vous faire tort. Mes etats vous offrent une retraite
+paisible; je vous veux du bien, et je vous en ferai, si vous le trouvez
+bon. Mais si vous vous obstiniez a rejetter mons secours, attendez-vous
+que je ne le dirai a personne. Si vous persistez a vous creuser
+l'esprit pour trouver de nouveaux malheurs, choisissez les tels que vous
+voudrez. Je suis roi, je puis vous en procurer au gre de vos souhaits:
+et ce qui surement ne vous arrivera pas vis a vis de vos ennemis, je
+cesserai de vous persecuter quand vous cesserez de mettre votre gloire a
+l'etre.
+
+Votre bon ami,
+
+FREDERIC.
+
+[Footnote 1: Rousseau was always ready to believe in plots to mortify
+and injure him; and he was so much annoyed by this composition of
+Walpole's, that, shortly after his arrival in England, he addressed the
+following letter to _The London Chronicle_:--
+
+"WOOTTON [IN DERBYSHIRE], _March_ 3, 1766
+
+"You have failed, Sir, in the respect which every private person owes to
+a crowned head, in attributing publicly to the King of Prussia a letter
+full of extravagance and malignity, of which, for those very reasons,
+you ought to have known he could not be the author. You have even dared
+to transcribe his signature, as if you had seen him write it with his
+own hand. I inform you, Sir, that the letter was fabricated at Paris,
+and what rends my heart is that the impostor has accomplices in England.
+You owe to the King of Prussia, to truth, and to me to print the letter
+which I write to you, and which I sign, as an atonement for a fault with
+which you would doubtless reproach yourself severely, if you knew to
+what a dark transaction you have rendered yourself an accessory. I
+salute you, Sir, very sincerely,
+
+"ROUSSEAU."]
+
+The Princesse de Ligne, whose mother was an Englishwoman, made a good
+observation to me last night. She said, "Je suis roi, je puis vous
+procurer de malheurs," was plainly the stroke of an English pen. I
+said, then I had certainly not well imitated the character in which I
+wrote. You will say I am a bold man to attack both Voltaire and
+Rousseau. It is true; but I shoot at their heel, at their vulnerable
+part.
+
+I beg your pardon for taking up your time with these trifles. The day
+after to-morrow we go in cavalcade with the Duchess of Richmond to her
+audience; I have got my cravat and shammy shoes. Adieu!
+
+
+_A CONSTANT ROUND OF AMUSEMENTS--A GALLERY OF FEMALE PORTRAITS--MADAME
+GEOFFRIN--MADAME DU DEFFAND--MADAME DE MIREPOIX--MADAME DE
+BOUFFLERS--MADAME DE ROCHFORT--THE MARECHALE DE LUXEMBURG--THE DUCHESSE
+DE CHOISEUL--AN OLD FRENCH DANDY--M. DE MAUREPAS--POPULARITY OF HIS
+LETTER TO ROUSSEAU._
+
+TO MR. GRAY.
+
+PARIS, _Jan._ 25, 1766.
+
+I am much indebted to you for your kind letter and advice; and though it
+is late to thank you for it, it is at least a stronger proof that I do
+not forget it. However, I am a little obstinate, as you know, on the
+chapter of health, and have persisted through this Siberian winter in
+not adding a grain to my clothes, and going open-breasted without an
+under waistcoat. In short, though I like extremely to live, it must be
+in my own way, as long as I can: it is not youth I court, but liberty;
+and I think making oneself tender is issuing a _general warrant_
+against one's own person. I suppose I shall submit to confinement when I
+cannot help it; but I am indifferent enough to life not to care if it
+ends soon after my prison begins.
+
+I have not delayed so long to answer your letter, from not thinking of
+it, or from want of matter, but from want of time. I am constantly
+occupied, engaged, amused, till I cannot bring a hundredth part of what
+I have to say into the compass of a letter. You will lose nothing by
+this: you know my volubility, when I am full of new subjects; and I have
+at least many hours of conversation for you at my return. One does not
+learn a whole nation in four or five months; but, for the time, few, I
+believe, have seen, studied, or got so much acquainted with the French
+as I have.
+
+By what I said of their religious or rather irreligious opinions, you
+must not conclude their people of quality atheists--at least, not the
+men. Happily for them, poor souls! they are not capable of going so far
+into thinking. They assent to a great deal, because it is the fashion,
+and because they don't know how to contradict. They are ashamed to
+defend the Roman Catholic religion, because it is quite exploded; but I
+am convinced they believe it in their hearts. They hate the Parliaments
+and the philosophers, and are rejoiced that they may still idolise
+royalty. At present, too, they are a little triumphant: the Court has
+shown a little spirit, and the Parliaments much less: but as the Duc de
+Choiseul, who is very fluttering, unsettled, and inclined to the
+philosophers, has made a compromise with the Parliament of Bretagne, the
+Parliaments might venture out again, if, as I fancy will be the case,
+they are not glad to drop a cause, of which they began to be a little
+weary of the inconveniences.
+
+The generality of the men, and more than the generality are dull and
+empty. They have taken up gravity, thinking it was philosophy and
+English, and so have acquired nothing in the room of their natural
+levity and cheerfulness. However, as their high opinion of their own
+country remains, for which they can no longer assign any reason, they
+are contemptuous and reserved, instead of being ridiculously,
+consequently pardonably, impertinent. I have wondered, knowing my own
+countrymen, that we had attained such a superiority. I wonder no longer,
+and have a little more respect for English _heads_ than I had.
+
+The women do not seem of the same country: if they are less gay than
+they were, they are more informed, enough to make them very conversable.
+I know six or seven with very superior understandings; some of them with
+wit, or with softness, or very good sense.
+
+[Illustration: THOMAS GRAY, THE POET.
+
+_From a drawing in the National Portrait Gallery by James Basire, after
+a sketch by Gray's friend and biographer, the Rev. William Mason._]
+
+Madame Geoffrin, of whom you have heard much, is an extraordinary woman,
+with more common sense than I almost ever met with. Great quickness in
+discovering characters, penetration in going to the bottom of them, and
+a pencil that never fails in a likeness--seldom a favourable one. She
+exacts and preserves, spite of her birth and their nonsensical
+prejudices about nobility, great court and attention. This she acquires
+by a thousand little arts and offices of friendship: and by a freedom
+and severity, which seem to be her sole end of drawing a concourse to
+her; for she insists on scolding those she inveigles to her. She has
+little taste and less knowledge, but protects artisans and authors, and
+courts a few people to have the credit of serving her dependents. She
+was bred under the famous Madame Tencin,[1] who advised her never to
+refuse any man; for, said her mistress, though nine in ten should not
+care a farthing for you, the tenth may live to be an useful friend. She
+did not adopt or reject the whole plan, but fully retained the purport
+of the maxim. In short, she is an epitome of empire, subsisting by
+rewards and punishments. Her great enemy, Madame du Deffand,[2] was for
+a short time mistress of the Regent, is now very old and stoneblind, but
+retains all her vivacity, wit, memory, judgment, passions, and
+agreeableness. She goes to Operas, Plays, suppers, and Versailles; gives
+suppers twice a week; has everything new read to her; makes new songs
+and epigrams, ay, admirably, and remembers every one that has been made
+these four-score years. She corresponds with Voltaire, dictates charming
+letters to him, contradicts him, is no bigot to him or anybody, and
+laughs both at the clergy and the philosophers. In a dispute, into which
+she easily falls, she is very warm, and yet scarce ever in the wrong:
+her judgment on every subject is as just as possible; on every point of
+conduct as wrong as possible: for she is all love and hatred, passionate
+for her friends to enthusiasm, still anxious to be loved, I don't mean
+by lovers, and a vehement enemy, but openly. As she can have no
+amusement but conversation, the least solitude and _ennui_ are
+insupportable to her, and put her into the power of several worthless
+people, who eat her suppers when they can eat nobody's of higher rank;
+wink to one another and laugh at her; hate her because she has forty
+times more parts--and venture to hate her because she is not rich.[3]
+She has an old friend whom I must mention, a Monsieur Pondeveyle, author
+of the "Fatpuni," and the "Complaisant," and of those pretty novels, the
+"Comte de Cominge," the "Siege of Calais," and "Les Malheurs de
+l'Amour." Would you not expect this old man to be very agreeable? He can
+be so, but seldom is: yet he has another very different and very
+amusing talent, the art of parody, and is unique in his kind. He
+composes tales to the tunes of long dances: for instance, he has adapted
+the Regent's "Daphnis and Chloe" to one, and made it ten times more
+indecent; but is so old, and sings it so well, that it is permitted in
+all companies. He has succeeded still better in _les caracteres de la
+danse_, to which he has adapted words that express all the characters of
+love. With all this he has not the least idea of cheerfulness in
+conversation; seldom speaks but on grave subjects, and not often on
+them; is a humourist, very supercilious, and wrapt up in admiration of
+his own country, as the only judge of his merit. His air and look are
+cold and forbidding; but ask him to sing, or praise his works, his eyes
+and smiles open and brighten up. In short, I can show him to you: the
+self-applauding poet in Hogarth's Rake's Progress, the second print, is
+so like his very features and very wig, that you would know him by it,
+if you came hither--for he certainly will not go to you.
+
+[Footnote 1: _"The famous Mme. Tencin._" "Infamous" would be more
+appropriate. She had been the mistress of Dubois, and was the mother of
+D'Alembert.]
+
+[Footnote 2: His description of her on first making her acquaintance was
+not altogether complimentary. In a letter of the preceding October he
+calls her "an old blind debauchee of wit." In fact, she had been one of
+the mistresses of the Regent, Duc d'Orleans, and at first his chief
+inducement to court her society was to hear anecdotes of the Regent. But
+gradually he became so enamoured of her society that he kept up an
+intimacy with her till her death in 1783. There must be allowed to be
+much delicate perception and delineation of character in this
+description of the French fine ladies of the time.]
+
+[Footnote 3: To the above portrait of Madame du Deffand it may be useful
+to subjoin the able development of her character which appeared in the
+_Quarterly Review_ for May, 1811, in its critique on her Letters to
+Walpole:--"This lady seems to have united the lightness of the French
+character with the solidity of the English. She was easy and volatile,
+yet judicious and acute; sometimes profound and sometimes superficial.
+She had a wit playful, abundant, and well-toned; an admirable conception
+of the ridiculous, and great skill in exposing it; a turn for satire,
+which she indulged, not always in the best-natured manner, yet with
+irresistible effect; powers of expression varied, appropriate, flowing
+from the source, and curious without research; a refined taste for
+letters, and a judgment both of men and books in a high degree
+enlightened and accurate."]
+
+Madame de Mirepoix's understanding is excellent of the useful kind, and
+can be so when she pleases of the agreeable kind. She has read, but
+seldom shows it, and has perfect taste. Her manner is cold, but very
+civil; and she conceals even the blood of Lorraine, without ever
+forgetting it. Nobody in France knows the world better, and nobody is
+personally so well with the King. She is false, artful, and insinuating
+beyond measure when it is her interest, but indolent and a coward. She
+never had any passion but gaming, and always loses. For ever paying
+court, the sole produce of a life of art is to get money from the King
+to carry on a course of paying debts or contracting new ones, which she
+discharges as fast as she is able. She advertised devotion to get made
+_dame du palais_ to the Queen; and the very next day this Princess of
+Lorraine was seen riding backwards with Madame Pompadour in the latter's
+coach. When the King was stabbed, and heartily frightened, the mistress
+took a panic too, and consulted D'Argenson, whether she had not best
+make off in time. He hated her, and said, By all means. Madame de
+Mirepoix advised her to stay. The King recovered his spirits, D'Argenson
+was banished,[1] and La Marechale inherited part of the mistress's
+credit.--I must interrupt my history of illustrious women with an
+anecdote of Monsieur de Maurepas, with whom I am much acquainted, and
+who has one of the few heads which approach to good ones, and who
+luckily for us was disgraced, and the marine dropped, because it was his
+favourite object and province. He employed Pondeveyle to make a song on
+the Pompadour: it was clever and bitter, and did not spare even Majesty.
+This was Maurepas absurd enough to sing at supper at Versailles.
+Banishment ensued; and lest he should ever be restored, the mistress
+persuaded the King that he had poisoned her predecessor Madame de
+Chateauroux. Maurepas is very agreeable, and exceedingly cheerful; yet I
+have seen a transient silent cloud when politics are talked of.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Comte d'Argenson was Minister at War.]
+
+Madame de Boufflers, who was in England, is a _savante_, mistress of the
+Prince of Conti, and very desirous of being his wife. She is two women,
+the upper and the lower. I need not tell you that the lower is gallant,
+and still has pretensions. The upper is very sensible, too, and has a
+measured eloquence that is just and pleasing--but all is spoiled by an
+unrelaxed attention to applause. You would think she was always sitting
+for her picture to her biographer.
+
+Madame de Rochfort is different from all the rest. Her understanding is
+just and delicate; with a finesse of wit that is the result of
+reflection. Her manner is soft and feminine, and though a _savante_,
+without any declared pretensions. She is the _decent_ friend of Monsieur
+de Nivernois; for you must not believe a syllable of what you read in
+their novels. It requires the greatest curiosity, or the greatest
+habitude, to discover the smallest connexion between the sexes here. No
+familiarity, but under the veil of friendship, is permitted, and Love's
+dictionary is as much prohibited, as at first sight one should think his
+ritual was. All you hear, and that pronounced with _nonchalance_, is,
+that _Monsieur un tel_ has had _Madame une telle_.
+
+The Duc de Nivernois has parts, and writes at the top of the mediocre,
+but, as Madame Geoffrin says, is _manque par tout; guerrier manque,
+ambassadeur manque, homme d'affaires manque_, and _auteur manque_--no,
+he is not _homme de naissance manque_. He would think freely, but has
+some ambition of being governor to the Dauphin, and is more afraid of
+his wife and daughter, who are ecclesiastic fagots. The former
+out-chatters the Duke of Newcastle; and the latter, Madame de Gisors,
+exhausts Mr. Pitt's eloquence in defence of the Archbishop of Paris.
+Monsieur de Nivernois lives in a small circle of dependent admirers, and
+Madame de Rochfort is high-priestess for a small salary of credit.
+
+The Duchess of Choiseul, the only young one of these heroines, is not
+very pretty, but has fine eyes, and is a little model in waxwork, which
+not being allowed to speak for some time as incapable, has a hesitation
+and modesty, the latter of which the Court has not cured, and the former
+of which is atoned for by the most interesting sound of voice, and
+forgotten in the most elegant turn and propriety of expression. Oh! it
+is the gentlest, amiable, civil little creature that ever came out of a
+fairy egg! so just in its phrases and thoughts, so attentive and
+good-natured! Everybody loves it but its husband, who prefers his own
+sister the Duchesse de Granmont, an Amazonian, fierce, haughty dame, who
+loves and hates arbitrarily, and is detested. Madame de Choiseul,
+passionately fond of her husband, was the martyr of this union, but at
+last submitted with a good grace; has gained a little credit with him,
+and is still believed to idolize him. But I doubt it--she takes too much
+pains to profess it.
+
+I cannot finish my list without adding a much more common character--but
+more complete in its kind than any of the foregoing, the Marechale de
+Luxembourg. She has been very handsome, very abandoned, and very
+mischievous. Her beauty is gone, her lovers are gone, and she thinks the
+devil is coming. This dejection has softened her into being rather
+agreeable, for she has wit and good-breeding; but you would swear, by
+the restlessness of her person and the horrors she cannot conceal, that
+she had signed the compact, and expected to be called upon in a week for
+the performance.
+
+I could add many pictures, but none so remarkable. In those I send you
+there is not a feature bestowed gratis or exaggerated. For the beauties,
+of which there are a few considerable, as Mesdames de Brionne, de
+Monaco, et d'Egmont, they have not yet lost their characters, nor got
+any.
+
+You must not attribute my intimacy with Paris to curiosity alone. An
+accident unlocked the doors for me. That _passe-par-tout_ called the
+fashion has made them fly open--and what do you think was that
+fashion?--I myself. Yes, like Queen Eleanor in the ballad, I sunk at
+Charing Cross, and have risen in the Fauxbourg St. Germain. A
+_plaisanterie_ on Rousseau, whose arrival here in his way to you brought
+me acquainted with many anecdotes conformable to the idea I had
+conceived of him, got about, was liked much more than it deserved,
+spread like wild-fire, and made me the subject of conversation.
+Rousseau's devotees were offended. Madame de Boufflers, with a tone of
+sentiment, and the accents of lamenting humanity, abused me heartily,
+and then complained to myself with the utmost softness. I acted
+contrition, but had liked to have spoiled all, by growing dreadfully
+tired of a second lecture from the Prince of Conti, who took up the
+ball, and made himself the hero of a history wherein he had nothing to
+do. I listened, did not understand half he said (nor he either), forgot
+the rest, said Yes when I should have said No, yawned when I should have
+smiled, and was very penitent when I should have rejoiced at my pardon.
+Madame de Boufflers was more distressed, for he owned twenty times more
+than I had said: she frowned, and made him signs; but she had wound up
+his clack, and there was no stopping it. The moment she grew angry, the
+lord of the house grew charmed, and it has been my fault if I am not at
+the head of a numerous sect; but, when I left a triumphant party in
+England, I did not come here to be at the head of a fashion. However, I
+have been sent for about like an African prince, or a learned
+canary-bird, and was, in particular, carried by force to the Princess of
+Talmond,[1] the Queen's cousin, who lives in a charitable apartment in
+the Luxembourg, and was sitting on a small bed hung with saints and
+Sobieskis, in a corner of one of those vast chambers, by two blinking
+tapers. I stumbled over a cat and a footstool in my journey to her
+presence. She could not find a syllable to say to me, and the visit
+ended with her begging a lap-dog. Thank the Lord! though this is the
+first month, it is the last week of my reign; and I shall resign my
+crown with great satisfaction to a _bouillie_ of chestnuts, which is
+just invented, and whose annals will be illustrated by so many
+indigestions, that Paris will not want anything else these three weeks.
+I will enclose the fatal letter[2] after I have finished this enormous
+one; to which I will only add, that nothing has interrupted my Sevigne
+researches but the frost. The Abbe de Malesherbes has given me full
+power to ransack Livry. I did not tell you, that by great accident, when
+I thought on nothing less, I stumbled on an original picture of the
+Comte de Grammont. Adieu! You are generally in London in March; I shall
+be there by the end of it.[3]
+
+[Footnote 1: The Princess of Talmond was born in Poland, and said to be
+allied to the Queen, Marie Leczinska, with whom she came to France, and
+there married a prince of the house of Bouillon.]
+
+[Footnote 2: The letter from the King of Prussia to Rousseau.--WALPOLE.]
+
+[Footnote 3: Gray, in reference to this letter, writes thus to Dr.
+Wharton, on the 5th of March:--"Mr. Walpole writes me now and then a
+long and lively letter from Paris, to which place he went the last
+summer, with the gout upon him; sometimes in his limbs; often in his
+stomach and head. He has got somehow well (not by means of the climate,
+one would think) goes to all public places, sees all the best company,
+and is very much in fashion. He says he sunk, like Queen Eleanor, at
+Charing Cross, and has risen again at Paris. He returns again in April;
+but his health is certainly in a deplorable state."--_Works by Mitford_,
+vol. iv. p. 79.]
+
+
+_SITUATION OF AFFAIRS IN ENGLAND--CARDINAL YORK--DEATH OF STANILAUS
+LECZINSKI, EX-KING OF POLAND._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+PARIS, _Feb._ 29, 1766.
+
+I have received your letters very regularly, and though I have not sent
+you nearly so many, yet I have not been wanting to our correspondence,
+when I have had anything particular to say, or knew what to say. The
+Duke of Richmond has been gone to England this fortnight; he had a
+great deal of business, besides engagements here; and if he has failed
+writing, at least I believe he received yours. Mr. Conway, I suppose,
+has received them too, but not to my knowledge; for I have received but
+one from him this age. He has had something else to do than to think of
+Pretenders, and pretenders to pretensions. It has been a question (and a
+question scarcely decided yet) not only whether he and his friends
+should remain Ministers, but whether we should not draw the sword on our
+colonies, and provoke them and the manufacturers at home to rebellion.
+The goodness of Providence, or Fortune by its permission, has
+interposed, and I hope prevented blood; though George Grenville and the
+Duke of Bedford, who so mercifully checked our victories, in compassion
+to France, grew heroes the moment there was an opportunity of conquering
+our own brethren. It was actually moved by them and their banditti to
+send troops to America. The stout Earl of Bute, who is never afraid when
+not personally in danger, joined his troops to his ancient friends, late
+foes, and now new allies. Yet this second race of Spaniards, so fond of
+gold and thirsting after American blood, were routed by 274; their whole
+force amounting but to 134. The Earl, astonished at this defeat, had
+recourse to that kind of policy which Machiavel recommends in his
+chapter of _back-stairs_. Caesar himself disavowed his Ministers, and
+declared he had not been for the repeal, and that his servants had used
+his name without his permission. A paper was produced to his eyes,
+which proved this denial an equivocation. The Ministers, instead of
+tossing their places into the middle of the closet, as I should have
+done, had the courage and virtue to stand firm, and save both Europe and
+America from destruction.
+
+At that instant, who do you think presented himself as Lord Bute's
+guardian angel? only one of his bitterest enemies: a milk-white angel
+[Duke of York], white even to his eyes and eyelashes, very purblind, and
+whose tongue runs like a fiddlestick. You have seen this divinity, and
+have prayed to it for a Riband. Well, this god of love became the god of
+politics, and contrived meetings between Bute, Grenville, and Bedford;
+but, what happens to highwaymen _after_ a robbery, happened to them
+_before_; they quarrelled about the division of the plunder, before they
+had made the capture--and thus, when the last letters came away, the
+repeal was likely to pass in both houses, and tyranny once more
+despairs.
+
+This is the quintessence of the present situation in England. To how
+many _North Britons_, No. 45, will that wretched Scot furnish matter?
+But let us talk of your _Cardinal Duke of York_[1]: so his folly has
+left his brother in a worse situation than he took him up! _York_ seems
+a title fated to sit on silly heads--or don't let us talk of him; he is
+not worth it.
+
+[Footnote 1: Cardinal York was the younger brother of Charles Edward. He
+lived in Italy; and, after the death of his brother, assumed the title
+of King of England as Henry IX. After the confiscation of the greater
+part of the Papal revenues by Napoleon, his chief means of livelihood
+was a pension of L4,000 a year allowed him by George IV. out of his
+private purse.]
+
+I am so sorry for the death of Lady Hillsborough, as I suppose Mr.
+Skreene is glad of his consort's departure. She was a common creature,
+bestowed on the public by Lord Sandwich. Lady Hillsborough had sense and
+merit, and is a great loss to her family. By letters hither, we hear
+miserable accounts of poor Sir James Macdonald; pray let him know that I
+have written to him, and how much I am concerned for his situation.
+
+This Court is plunged into another deep mourning for the death of old
+Stanislaus,[1] who fell into the fire; it caught his night-gown and
+burnt him terribly before he got assistance. His subjects are in
+despair, for he was a model of goodness and humanity; uniting or rather
+creating, generosity from economy. The Poles had not the sense to
+re-elect him, after his virtues were proved, they who had chosen him
+before they knew him. I am told such was the old man's affection for his
+country, and persuasion that he ought to do all the good he could, that
+he would have gone to Poland if they had offered him the crown. He has
+left six hundred thousand livres, and a _rente viagere_ of forty
+thousand crowns to the Queen, saved from the sale of his Polish estates,
+from his pension of two millions, and from his own liberality. His
+buildings, his employment of the poor, his magnificence, and his
+economy, were constant topics of admiration. Not only the court-tables
+were regularly and nobly served, but he treated, and defrayed his old
+enemy's grand-daughter, the Princess Christina, on her journey hither to
+see her sister the Dauphiness. When mesdames his grand-daughters made
+him an unexpected visit, he was so disturbed for fear it should derange
+his finances, which he thought were not in advance, that he shut himself
+up for an hour with his treasurer, to find resources; was charmed to
+know he should not run in debt, and entertained them magnificently. His
+end was calm and gay, like his life, though he suffered terribly, and he
+said so extraordinary a life could not finish in a common way. To a lady
+who had set her ruffle on fire, and scorched her arm about the same
+time, he said, "Madame, nous brulons du meme feu." The poor Queen had
+sent him the very night-gown that occasioned his death: he wrote to her,
+"C'etoit pour me tenir chaud, mais il m'a tenu trop chaud."
+
+[Footnote 1: Stanislaus Leczinski was the father of the queen of Louis
+XV. On the conclusion of peace between France and the Empire it was
+arranged that the Duke of Lorraine should exchange that duchy for
+Tuscany, and that Lorraine should be allotted to Stanislaus, with a
+reversion to his daughter and to France after his death.]
+
+Yesterday we had the funeral oration on the Dauphin; and are soon to
+have one on Stanislaus. It is a noble subject; but if I had leisure, I
+would compose a grand funeral oration on the number of princes dead
+within these six months. What fine pictures, contrasts, and comparisons
+they would furnish! The Duke of Parma and the King of Denmark reigning
+virtuously with absolute power! The Emperor at the head of Europe, and
+encompassed with mimic Roman eagles, tied to the apron-strings, of a
+bigoted and jealous virago. The Dauphin cultivating virtues under the
+shade of so bright a crown, and shining only at the moment that he was
+snatched from the prospect of empire. The old Pretender wasting away in
+obscurity and misfortune, after surviving the Duke of Cumberland, who
+had given the last blow to the hopes of his family; and Stanislaus
+perishing by an accident,--he who had swam over the billows raised by
+Peter the Great and Charles XII., and reigning, while his successor and
+second of his name was reigning on his throne. It is not taking from the
+funereal part to add, that when so many good princes die, the Czarina is
+still living!
+
+The public again thinks itself on the eve of a war, by the recall of
+Stahremberg, the Imperial Minister. It seems at least to destroy the
+expectation of a match between the youngest Archduchess and the Dauphin,
+which it was thought Stahremberg remained here to bring about. I like
+your Great Duke for feeling the loss of his Minister. It is seldom that
+a young sovereign misses a governor before he tastes the fruits of his
+own incapacity.
+
+_March_ 1_st_.
+
+We have got more letters from England, where the Ministers are still
+triumphant. They had a majority of 108 on the day that it was voted to
+bring in a bill to repeal the Stamp Act. George Grenville's ignorance
+and blunders were displayed to his face and to the whole world; he was
+hissed through the Court of Requests, where Mr. Conway was huzza'd. It
+went still farther for Mr. Pitt, whom the mob accompanied home with "Io
+Pitts!" This is new for an opposition to be so unpopular. Adieu!
+
+
+_SINGULAR RIOT IN MADRID--CHANGES IN THE FRENCH MINISTRY--INSURRECTIONS
+IN THE PROVINCES._
+
+TO THE HON. H.S. CONWAY.
+
+PARIS, _April_ 8, 1766.
+
+I sent you a few lines by the post yesterday with the first accounts of
+the insurrections at Madrid.[1] I have since seen Stahremberg, the
+imperial minister,[2] who has had a courier from thence; and if Lord
+Rochford has not sent one, you will not be sorry to know more
+particulars. The mob disarmed the Invalids; stopped all coaches, to
+prevent Squillaci's[3] flight; and meeting the Duke de Medina Celi,
+forced him and the Duke d'Arcos to carry their demands to the King. His
+most frightened Majesty granted them directly; on which his highness the
+people despatched a monk with their demands in writing, couched in four
+articles: the diminution of the gabel on bread and oil; the revocation
+of the ordonnance on hats and cloaks; the banishment of Squillaci; and
+the abolition of some other tax, I don't know what. The King signed
+all; yet was still forced to appear in a balcony, and promise to observe
+what he had granted. Squillaci was sent with an escort to Carthagena, to
+embark for Naples, and the first commissioner of the treasury appointed
+to succeed him; which does not look much like observation of the
+conditions. Some say Ensenada is recalled, and that Grimaldi is in no
+good odour with the people. If the latter and Squillaci are dismissed,
+we get rid of two enemies.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Spanish Government had taken on itself to regulate
+dress, and to introduce French fashions into Madrid--an innovation so
+offensive to Spanish pride, that it gave rise to a formidable
+insurrection, of which the populace took advantage to demand the removal
+of some obnoxious taxes.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Prince Stahremberg was the imperial ambassador at Madrid.]
+
+[Footnote 3: Signor Squillaci, an Italian, was the Spanish Prime
+Minister.]
+
+The tumult ceased on the grant of the demands; but the King retiring
+that night to Aranjuez, the insurrection was renewed the next morning,
+on pretence that this flight was a breach of the capitulation. The
+people seized the gates of the capital, and permitted nobody to go out.
+In this state were things when the courier came away. The ordonnance
+against going in disguise looks as if some suspicions had been
+conceived; and yet their confidence was so great as not to have two
+thousand guards in the town. The pitiful behaviour of the Court makes
+one think that the Italians were frightened, and that the Spanish part
+of the ministry were not sorry it took that turn. As I suppose there is
+no great city in Spain which has not at least a bigger bundle of
+grievances than the capital, one shall not wonder if the pusillanimous
+behaviour of the King encourages them to redress themselves too.
+
+There is what is called a change of the ministry here; but it is only a
+crossing over and figuring in. The Duc de Praslin has wished to retire
+for some time; and for this last fortnight there has been much talk of
+his being replaced by the Duc d'Aiguillon, the Duc de Nivernois, &c.;
+but it is plain, though not believed till _now_, that the Duc de
+Choiseul is all-powerful. To purchase the stay of his cousin Praslin, on
+whom he can depend, and to leave no cranny open, he has ceded the marine
+and colonies to the Duc de Praslin, and taken the foreign and military
+department himself. His cousin is, besides, named _chef du conseil des
+finances_; a very honourable, very dignified, and very idle place, and
+never filled since the Duc de Bethune had it. Praslin's hopeful cub, the
+Viscount, whom you saw in England last year, goes to Naples; and the
+Marquis de Durfort to Vienna--a cold, dry, proud man, with the figure
+and manner of Lord Cornbury.
+
+Great matters are expected to-day from the Parliament, which
+re-assembles. A _mousquetaire_, his piece loaded with a _lettre de
+cachet_, went about a fortnight ago to the notary who keeps the
+parliamentary registers, and demanded them. They were refused--but given
+up, on the _lettre de cachet_ being produced. The Parliament intends to
+try the notary for breach of trust, which I suppose will make his
+fortune; though he has not the merit of perjury, like Carteret Webb.
+
+There have been insurrections at Bourdeaux and Toulouse on the militia,
+and twenty-seven persons were killed at the latter; but both are
+appeased. These things are so much in vogue, that I wonder the French do
+not dress _a la revolte_. The Queen is in a very dangerous way. This
+will be my last letter; but I am not sure I shall set out before the
+middle of next week. Yours ever.
+
+
+_THE BATH GUIDE--SWIFT'S CORRESPONDENCE._
+
+TO GEORGE MONTAGU, ESQ.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _June_ 20, 1766.
+
+I don't know when I shall see you, but therefore must not I write to
+you? yet I have as little to say as may be. I could cry through a whole
+page over the bad weather. I have but a lock of hay, you know, and I
+cannot get it dry, unless I bring it to the fire. I would give
+half-a-crown for a pennyworth of sun. It is abominable to be ruined in
+coals in the middle of June.
+
+What pleasure have you to come! there is a new thing published, that
+will make you burst your cheeks with laughing. It is called the "New
+Bath Guide."[1] It stole into the world, and for a fortnight no soul
+looked into it, concluding its name was its true name. No such thing. It
+is a set of letters in verse, in all kind of verses, describing the life
+at Bath, and incidentally everything else; but so much wit, so much
+humour, fun, and poetry, so much originality, never met together before.
+Then the man has a better ear than Dryden or Handel. _Apropos_ to
+Dryden, he has burlesqued his St. Cecilia, that you will never read it
+again without laughing. There is a description of a milliner's box in
+all the terms of landscape, _painted lawns and chequered shades_, a
+Moravian ode, and a Methodist ditty, that are incomparable, and the best
+names that ever were composed. I can say it by heart, though a quarto,
+and if I had time would write it you down; for it is not yet reprinted,
+and not one to be had.
+
+[Footnote 1: By Christopher Anstey. "Have you read the 'New Bath Guide'?
+It is the only thing in fashion, and is a new and original kind of
+humour. Miss Prue's conversation I doubt you will paste down, as Sir W.
+St. Quintyn did before he carried it to his daughter; yet I remember you
+all read 'Crazy Tales' without pasting" (_Gray to Wharton.--Works by
+Mitford_, vol. iv. p. 84).]
+
+There are two new volumes, too, of Swift's Correspondence, that will not
+amuse you less in another way, though abominable, for there are letters
+of twenty persons now alive; fifty of Lady Betty Germain, one that does
+her great honour, in which she defends her friend my Lady Suffolk, with
+all the spirit in the world,[1] against that brute, who hated everybody
+that he hoped would get him a mitre, and did not. There is one to his
+Miss Vanhomrigh, from which I think it plain he lay with her,
+notwithstanding his supposed incapacity, yet not doing much honour to
+that capacity, for he says he can drink coffee but once a week, and I
+think you will see very clearly what he means by coffee. His own journal
+sent to Stella during the four last years of the Queen, is a fund of
+entertainment. You will see his insolence in full colours, and, at the
+same time, how daily vain he was of being noticed by the Ministers he
+affected to treat arrogantly. His panic at the Mohocks is comical; but
+what strikes one, is bringing before one's eyes the incidents of a
+curious period. He goes to the rehearsal of "Cato," and says the _drab_
+that acted Cato's daughter could not say her part. This was only Mrs.
+Oldfield. I was saying before George Selwyn, that this journal put me in
+mind of the present time, there was the same indecision, irresolution,
+and want of system; but I added, "There is nothing new under the sun."
+"No," said Selwyn, "nor under the grandson."
+
+[Footnote 1: The letter dated Feb. 8, 1732-3.]
+
+My Lord Chesterfield has done me much honour: he told Mrs. Anne Pitt
+that he would subscribe to any politics I should lay down. When she
+repeated this to me, I said, "Pray tell him I have laid down politics."
+
+I am got into puns, and will tell you an excellent one of the King of
+France, though it does not spell any better than Selwyn's. You must have
+heard of Count Lauragais, and his horse-race, and his quacking his horse
+till he killed it.[1] At his return the King asked him what he had been
+doing in England? "Sire, j'ai appris a penser"--"Des chevaux?"[2]
+replied the King. Good night! I am tired and going to bed. Yours ever.
+
+[Footnote 1: In a previous letter Walpole mentioned that the Count and
+the English Lord Forbes had had a race, which the Count lost; and that,
+as his horse died the following night, surgeons were employed to open
+the body, and they declared he had been poisoned. "The English," says
+Walpole, "suspect that a groom, who, I suppose, had been reading Livy or
+Demosthenes, poisoned it on patriotic principles to secure victory to
+his country. The French, on the contrary, think poison as common as oats
+or beans in the stables at Newmarket. In short, there is no impertinence
+which they have not uttered; and it has gone so far that two nights ago
+it was said that the King had forbidden another race which was appointed
+for Monday between the Prince de Nassau and a Mr. Forth, to prevent
+national animosities."]
+
+[Footnote 2: Louis pretending to think he had said _pansen_.]
+
+
+_BATH--WESLEY._
+
+TO JOHN CHUTE, ESQ.
+
+BATH, _Oct._ 10, 1766.
+
+I am impatient to hear that your charity to me has not ended in the gout
+to yourself--all my comfort is, if you have it, that you have good Lady
+Brown to nurse you.[1]
+
+[Footnote 1: In a letter of the preceding week he mentions having gone
+to Bath to drink the waters there, but "is disappointed in the city.
+Their new buildings, that are so admired, look like a collection of
+little hospitals. The rest is detestable, and all crammed together, and
+surrounded with perpendicular hills that have no beauty. The river [the
+Avon] is paltry enough to be the Seine or the Tiber. Oh! how unlike my
+lovely Thames!"]
+
+My health advances faster than my amusement. However, I have been to one
+opera, Mr. Wesley's. They have boys and girls with charming voices, that
+sing hymns, in parts, to Scotch ballad tunes; but indeed so long, that
+one would think they were already in eternity, and knew how much time
+they had before them. The chapel is very neat, with true Gothic windows
+(yet I am not converted); but I was glad to see that luxury is creeping
+in upon them before persecution: they have very neat mahogany stands for
+branches, and brackets of the same in taste. At the upper end is a broad
+_hautpas_ of four steps, advancing in the middle: at each end of the
+broadest part are two of _my_ eagles, with red cushions for the parson
+and clerk. Behind them rise three more steps, in the midst of which is a
+third eagle for pulpit. Scarlet armed chairs to all three. On either
+hand, a balcony for elect ladies. The rest of the congregation sit on
+forms. Behind the pit, in a dark niche, is a plain table within rails;
+so you see the throne is for the apostle. Wesley is a lean elderly man,
+fresh-coloured, his hair smoothly combed, but with a _soupcon_ of curl
+at the ends. Wondrous clean, but as evidently an actor as Garrick. He
+spoke his sermon, but so fast, and with so little accent, that I am sure
+he has often uttered it, for it was like a lesson. There were parts and
+eloquence in it; but towards the end he exalted his voice, and acted
+very ugly enthusiasm; decried learning, and told stories, like Latimer,
+of the fool of his college, who said, "I _thanks_ God for everything."
+Except a few from curiosity, and _some honourable women_, the
+congregation was very mean. There was a Scotch Countess of Buchan, who
+is carrying a pure rosy vulgar face to heaven, and who asked Miss Rich,
+if that was _the author of the poets_. I believe she meant me and the
+"Noble Authors."
+
+The Bedfords came last night. Lord Chatham was with me yesterday two
+hours; looks and walks well, and is in excellent political spirits.
+
+
+_MINISTERIAL DIFFICULTIES--RETURN OF LORD CLIVE._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _July_ 20, 1767.
+
+You have heard enough, even in the late reign, of our
+_interministeriums_, not to be surprised that the present lasts so
+long. I am not writing now to tell you it is at an end; but I thought
+you might grow impatient.
+
+The Parliament was scarcely separated when a negotiation was begun with
+the Bedfords, through Lord Gower; with a view to strengthen the remains
+of Administration by that faction,[1] but with no intention of including
+George Grenville, who is more hated at Court than he is even in other
+places. After some treaty, Lord Gower, much against his will, I believe,
+was forced to bring word, that there was no objection made by his
+friends to the Treasury remaining in the Duke of Grafton; that Grenville
+would support without a place; but Lord Temple (who the deuce thought of
+Lord Temple?) insisted on equal power, as he had demanded with Lord
+Chatham. There was no end of that treaty! Another was then begun with
+Lord Rockingham. He pleaded want of strength in his party, and he might
+have pleaded almost every other want--and asked if he might talk to the
+Bedfords. Yes! he might talk to whom he pleased, but the King insisted
+on keeping the Chancellor, "and me," said the Duke of Grafton; but
+added, that for himself, he was very willing to cede the Treasury to his
+Lordship. Away goes the Marquis to Woburn; and, to charm the King more,
+negotiates with both Grenvilles too. These last, who had demanded
+everything of the Crown, were all submission to the Marquis, and yet
+could not dupe him so fast as he tried to be duped. Oh! all, all were
+ready to stay out, or turn their friends in, or what he pleased. He took
+this for his own talents in negotiation, came back highly pleased, and
+notified his success. The Duke of Grafton wrote to him that the King
+meant they should come in, _to extend and strengthen his
+Administration_. Too elated with his imaginary power, the Marquis
+returned an answer, insolently civil to the Duke, and not commonly
+decent for the place it was to be carried to. It said, that his Lordship
+had laid it down for a principle of the treaty, that the present
+Administration was at an end. That supposed, _he_ was ready to _form_ a
+comprehensive Ministry, but first must talk to the King.
+
+[Footnote 1: The difficulties were caused by Lord Chatham's illness. He,
+though Prime Minister, only held the office of Lord Privy Seal, the Duke
+of Grafton being First Lord of the Treasury; consequently, when Lord
+Chatham became incapable of transacting any business whatever, even of
+signing a resignation of his office, the Duke became the Prime Minister,
+and continued so for three years.]
+
+Instead of such an answer as such a _remonstrance_ deserved, a very
+prudent reply was made. The King approved the idea of a comprehensive
+Administration: he desired to unite the hearts of _all_ his subjects: he
+meant to exclude men of no denomination attached to his person and
+government; it was such a Ministry that _he_ intended to _appoint_. When
+his Lordship should have _formed a plan_ on such views, his Majesty
+would be ready to receive it from him. The great statesman was wofully
+puzzled on receiving this message. However, he has summoned his new
+allies to assist in composing a scheme or list. When they bring it, how
+they will bring it formed, or whether they will ever bring it, the Lord
+knows. There the matter rests at present. If the Marquis does not alter
+his tone, he sinks for ever, and from being the head of a separate band,
+he must fall into the train of Grenville, the man whom he and his
+friends opposed on all the arbitrary acts of that Ministry, and whom
+they have irremissibly offended by repealing his darling Stamp Act.
+_Apropos_, America is pacified, and the two factions cannot join to fish
+in troubled waters, there, at least.
+
+Lord Clive[1] is arrived, has brought a million for himself, two diamond
+drops worth twelve thousand pounds for the Queen, a scimitar dagger, and
+other matters, covered with brilliants, for the King, and worth
+twenty-four thousand more. These _baubles_ are presents from the deposed
+and imprisoned Mogul, whose poverty can still afford to give such
+bribes. Lord Clive refused some overplus, and gave it to some widows of
+officers: it amounted to ninety thousand pounds. He has _reduced_ the
+appointments of the Governor of Bengal to thirty-two thousand pounds a
+year; and, what is better, has left such a chain of forts and
+distribution of troops as will entirely secure possession of the
+country--till we lose it. Thus having composed the Eastern and Western
+worlds, we are at leisure to kick and cuff for our own little island,
+which is great satisfaction; and I don't doubt but my Lord Temple hopes
+that we shall be so far engaged before France and Spain are ripe to
+meddle with us, that when they do come, they will not be able to
+re-unite us.
+
+[Footnote 1: It is hardly necessary to point out that this is the taker
+of Arcot, the victor of Plassey, and even now second to none but Warren
+Hastings in the splendid roll of Governors-General.]
+
+Don't let me forget to tell you, that of all the friends you have shot
+flying, there is no one whose friendship for you is so little dead as
+Lord Hillsborough's. He spoke to me earnestly about your Riband the
+other day, and said he had pressed to have it given to you. Write and
+thank him. You have missed one by Lord Clive's returning alive, unless
+he should give a hamper of diamonds for the Garter.
+
+Well! I have remembered every point but one--and see how he is
+forgotten! Lord Chatham! He was pressed to come forth and set the
+Administration on its legs again. He pleaded total incapacity; grew
+worse and grows better. Oh! how he ought to dread recovering!
+
+Mr. Conway resigns the day after to-morrow. I hope in a week to tell you
+something more positive than the uncertainties in this letter.
+Good-night.
+
+
+_DEATH OF CHARLES TOWNSHEND AND OF THE DUKE OF YORK--WHIST THE NEW
+FASHION IN FRANCE._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+PARIS, _Sept._ 27, 1767.
+
+Since you insist on my writing from hence, I will; I intended to defer
+it a few days longer, as I shall set out on my return this day
+se'nnight.
+
+Within the five weeks of my being here, there have happened three
+deaths, which certainly nobody expected six weeks ago. Yet, though the
+persons were all considerable, their loss will make little impression on
+the state of any affairs.
+
+Monsieur de Guerchy returned from his embassy with us about a month
+before my arrival. He had been out of order some time, and had taken
+waters, yet seeing him so often I had perceived no change, till I was
+made to remark it, and then I did not think it considerable. On my
+arrival, I was shocked at the precipitate alteration. He was emaciated,
+yellow, and scarcely able to support himself. A fever came on in ten
+days, mortification ensued, and carried him off. It is said that he had
+concealed and tampered indiscreetly with an old complaint, acquired
+before his marriage. This was his radical death; I doubt, vexation and
+disappointment fermented the wound. Instead of the duchy he hoped, his
+reception was freezing. He was a frank, gallant gentleman; universally
+beloved with us; hated I believe by nobody, and by no means inferior in
+understanding to many who affected to despise his abilities.
+
+But our comet is set too! Charles Townshend[1] is dead. All those parts
+and fire are extinguished; those volatile salts are evaporated; that
+first eloquence of the world is dumb! that duplicity is fixed, that
+cowardice terminated heroically. He joked on death as naturally as he
+used to do on the living, and not with the affectation of philosophers,
+who wind up their works with sayings which they hope to have remembered.
+With a robust person he had always a menacing constitution. He had had a
+fever the whole summer, recovered as it was thought, relapsed, was
+neglected, and it turned to an incurable putrid fever.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mr. Townshend was Chancellor of the Exchequer; and he
+might have been added by Lord Macaulay to his list of men whom their
+eloquence had caused to be placed in offices for which they were totally
+unfit; for he had not only no special knowledge of finance, but he was
+one of the most careless and incautious of mankind, even in his oratory.
+In that, however, after the retirement of Lord Chatham, he seems to have
+had no rival in either house but Mr. Burke. It was to his heedless
+resumption of Grenville's plan of taxing our colonies in North America
+that our loss of them was owing. In his "Memoirs of the Reign of George
+III." Walpole gives the following description of him: "Charles
+Townshend, who had studied nothing with accuracy or attention, had parts
+that embraced all knowledge with such quickness that he seemed to create
+knowledge, instead of searching for it; and, ready as Burke's wit was,
+it appeared artificial when set by that of Townshend, which was so
+abundant that in him it seemed a loss of time to think. He had but to
+speak, and all he said was new, natural, and yet uncommon. If Burke
+replied extempore, his very answers that sprang from what had been said
+by others were so pointed and artfully arranged that they wore the
+appearance of study and preparation; like beautiful translations, they
+seemed to want the soul of the original author. Townshend's speeches,
+like the 'Satires' of Pope, had a thousand times more sense and meaning
+than the majestic blank verse of Pitt; and yet the latter, like Milton,
+stalked with a conscious dignity of pre-eminence, and fascinated his
+audience with that respect which always attends the pompous but often
+hollow idea of the sublime." Burke, too, in one of his speeches on
+American affairs, utters a still warmer panegyric on his character and
+abilities, while lamenting his policy and its fruits: "I speak of
+Charles Townshend, officially the reproducer of this fatal scheme [the
+taxation of the colonies], whom I cannot, even now, remember without
+some degree of sensibility. In truth, Sir, he was the delight and
+ornament of this House, and the charm of every private society which he
+honoured with his presence. Perhaps there never arose in this country,
+nor in any country, a man of a more pointed and finished wit, and (where
+his passions were not concerned) of a more refined, exquisite, and
+penetrating judgment. If he had not so great a stock, as some have had
+who flourished formerly, of knowledge long treasured up, he knew better
+by far than any man I was ever acquainted with how to bring together
+within a short time all that was necessary to establish, to illustrate,
+and to decorate that side of the question he supported. He stated his
+matter skillfully and powerfully. He particularly excelled in a most
+luminous explanation and display of his subject. His style of argument
+was neither trite nor vulgar, nor subtle and abstruse. He hit the House
+between wind and water; and, not being troubled with too anxious a zeal
+for any matter in question, he was never more tedious nor more earnest
+than the preconceived opinions and present temper of his hearers
+required, with whom he was always in perfect unison. He conformed
+exactly to the temper of the House; and he seemed to lead because he was
+always sure to follow it."]
+
+The Opposition expected that the loss of this essential pin would loosen
+the whole frame; but it had been hard, if both his life and death were
+to be pernicious to the Administration. He had engaged to betray the
+latter to the former, as I knew early, and as Lord Mansfield has since
+declared. I therefore could not think the loss of him a misfortune. His
+seals were immediately offered to Lord North,[1] who declined them. The
+Opposition rejoiced; but they ought to have been better acquainted with
+one educated in their own school. Lord North has since accepted the
+seals--and the reversion of his father's pension.
+
+[Footnote 1: Lord North succeeded Townshend as Chancellor of the
+Exchequer; and, when the Duke of Grafton retired, he became First Lord
+of the Treasury also, and continued to hold both offices till the spring
+of 1782.]
+
+While that eccentric genius, Charles Townshend, whom no system could
+contain, is whirled out of existence, our more artificial meteor, Lord
+Chatham, seems to be wheeling back to the sphere of business--at least
+his health is declared to be re-established; but he has lost his
+adorers, the mob, and I doubt the wise men will not travel after his
+light.
+
+You, my dear Sir, will be most concerned for the poor Duke of York,[1]
+who has ended his silly, good-humoured, troublesome career, in a piteous
+manner. He had come to the camp at Compiegne, without his brother's
+approbation, but had been received here not only with every proper mark
+of distinction, but with the utmost kindness. He had succeeded, too, was
+attentive, civil, obliging, lively, pleased, and very happy in his
+replies. Charmed with a Court so lively in comparison of the monastic
+scene at home, he had promised to return for Fontainebleau, and then
+scampered away as fast as he could ride or drive all round the South of
+France, intending to visit a lady at Genoa, with whom he was in love,
+whenever he had a minute's time. The Duc de Villars gave him a ball at
+his country-house, between Aix and Marseilles; the Duke of York danced
+at it all night as hard as if it made part of his road, and then in a
+violent sweat, and without changing his linen, got into his postchaise.
+At Marseilles the scene changed. He arrived in a fever, and found among
+his letters, which he had ordered to meet him there, one from the King
+his brother, forbidding him to go to Compiegne, by the advice of the
+Hereditary Prince. He was struck with this letter, which he had
+ignorantly disobeyed, and by the same ignorance had not answered. He
+proceeded, however, on his journey, but grew so ill that his gentlemen
+carried him to Monaco, where he arrived on the third, and languished
+with great suffering until the seventeenth. He behaved with the most
+perfect tranquillity and courage, made a short will, and the day before
+he died dictated to Colonel St. John, a letter to the King, in which he
+begged his forgiveness for every instance in which he had offended him,
+and entreated his favour to his servants. He would have particularly
+recommended St. John, but the young man said handsomely, "Sir, if the
+letter were written by your Royal Highness yourself, it would be most
+kind to me; but I cannot name myself." The Prince of Monaco, who
+happened to be on the spot, was unbounded in his attentions to him, both
+of care and honours; and visited him every hour till the Duke grew too
+weak to see him. Two days before he died the Duke sent for the Prince,
+and thanked him. The Prince burst into tears and could not speak, and
+retiring, begged the Duke's officers to prevent his being sent for
+again, for the shock was too great. They made as magnificent a coffin
+and pall for him as the time and place would admit, and in the evening
+of the 17th the body was embarked on board an English ship, which
+received the corpse with military honours, the cannon of the town
+saluting it with the same discharge as is paid to a Marshal of France.
+St. John and Morrison embarked with the body, and Colonel Wrottesley
+passed through here with the news. The poor lad was in tears the whole
+time he stayed....
+
+[Footnote 1: The Duke of York was the King's younger brother.]
+
+You tell me of the French playing at whist;[1] why, I found it
+established when I was last here. I told them they were very good to
+imitate us in anything, but that they had adopted the two dullest things
+we have, Whist and Richardson's Novels.
+
+[Footnote 1: Walpole here speaks of whist as a game of but new
+introduction in Paris, though it had been for some time established with
+us. And the great authority on that scientific and beautiful game, the
+late Mr. James Clay, writing about twenty years ago, fixes "thirty or
+more years" before that date as the time when first "we began to hear of
+the great Paris players. There was," he says, "a wide difference between
+their system and our own," the special distinction being that "the
+English player of the old school never thought of winning the game until
+he saw that it was saved; the French player never thought of saving the
+game until he saw that he could not win it;" and "if forced to take his
+choice between these systems carried to their extremes." Mr. Clay
+"would, without hesitation, prefer the game of rash attack" (that is,
+the French system) "to that of over-cautious defence." And he assigns to
+a French player, M. Des Chapelles, "the credit of being the finest
+whist-player, beyond any comparison, the world has ever seen."]
+
+So you and the Pope are going to have the Emperor! Times are a little
+altered; no Guelphs and Ghibellines[1] now. I do not think the Caesar of
+the day will hold his Holiness's stirrup[2] while he mounts his palfrey.
+Adieu!
+
+[Footnote 1: "_Guelfs and Ghibellines._" These two names were first
+heard in the latter part of the twelfth century, to distinguish the
+partisans of the Emperor and the Pope. "The Guelfs or Welfs were the
+ancestors of Henry the Proud, who, through his mother, represented the
+ancient Dukes of Saxony. The word Ghibelin is derived from Wibelung, a
+town in Franconia, from which the emperors of that time are said to nave
+sprung. The house of Swabia were considered in Germany as representing
+that of Franconia" (Hallam, "Middle Ages," ii. p. 101).]
+
+[Footnote 2: "_His Holiness's stirrup._" This refers to the humiliation
+imposed on the Emperor Frederic Barbarossa by Pope Alexander III., as
+related by Byron in his note on "Childe Harold," c. iv. st. 12.]
+
+
+_SOME NEW POEMS OF GRAY--WALPOLE'S "HISTORIC DOUBTS"--BOSWELL'S
+"CORSICA."_
+
+TO MR. GRAY.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _Feb._ 18, 1768.
+
+You have sent me a long and very obliging letter, and yet I am extremely
+out of humour with you. I saw _Poems_ by _Mr. Gray_ advertised: I called
+directly at Dodsley's to know if this was to be more than a new edition?
+He was not at home himself, but his foreman told me he thought there
+were some new pieces, and notes to the whole. It was very unkind, not
+only to go out of town without mentioning them to me, without showing
+them to me, but not to say a word of them in this letter. Do you think I
+am indifferent, or not curious about what you write? I have ceased to
+ask you, because you have so long refused to show me anything. You could
+not suppose I thought that you never write. No; but I concluded you did
+not intend, at least yet, to publish what you had written. As you did
+intend it, I might have expected a month's preference. You will do me
+the justice to own that I had always rather have seen your writings than
+have shown you mine; which you know are the most hasty trifles in the
+world, and which though I may be fond of the subject when fresh, I
+constantly forget in a very short time after they are published. This
+would sound like affectation to others, but will not to you. It would be
+affected, even to you, to say I am indifferent to fame. I certainly am
+not, but I am indifferent to almost anything I have done to acquire it.
+The greater part are mere compilations; and no wonder they are, as you
+say, incorrect, when they are commonly written with people in the room,
+as "Richard"[1] and the "Noble Authors" were. But I doubt there is a
+more intrinsic fault in them: which is, that I cannot correct them. If I
+write tolerably, it must be at once; I can neither mend nor add. The
+articles of Lord Capel and Lord Peterborough, in the second edition of
+the "Noble Authors," cost me more trouble than all the rest together:
+and you may perceive that the worst part of "Richard," in point of ease
+and style, is what relates to the papers you gave me on Jane Shore,
+because it was tacked on so long afterwards, and when my impetus was
+chilled. If some time or other you will take the trouble of pointing out
+the inaccuracies of it, I shall be much obliged to you: at present I
+shall meddle no more with it. It has taken its fate: nor did I mean to
+complain. I found it was condemned indeed beforehand, which was what I
+alluded to. Since publication (as has happened to me before) the success
+has gone beyond my expectation.
+
+[Footnote 1: He is here alluding to his own very clever essay, entitled
+"Historic Doubts on the Life and Reign of Richard III." It failed to
+convince Hume; but can hardly be denied to be a singularly acute
+specimen of historical criticism. It does not, indeed, prove Richard to
+have been innocent of all the crimes imputed to him; but it proves
+conclusively that much of the evidence by which the various charges are
+supported is false. In an earlier letter he mentions having first made
+"a discovery, one of the most marvellous ever made. In short, it is the
+original Coronation Roll of Richard, by which it appears that very
+magnificent robes were ordered for Edward V., and that he did or was to
+walk at his uncle's coronation." The letter, from which this passage is
+an extract, was to a certain extent an answer to one from Gray, who,
+while praising the ingenuity of his arguments, avowed himself still
+unconvinced by them.]
+
+Not only at Cambridge, but here, there have been people wise enough to
+think me too free with the King of Prussia! A newspaper has talked of my
+known inveteracy to him. Truly, I love him as well as I do most kings.
+The greater offence is my reflection on Lord Clarendon. It is forgotten
+that I had overpraised him before. Pray turn to the new State Papers,
+from which, _it is said_, he composed his history. You will find they
+are the papers from which he did _not_ compose his history. And yet I
+admire my Lord Clarendon more than these pretended admirers do. But I do
+not intend to justify myself. I can as little satisfy those who complain
+that I do not let them know what _really did_ happen. If this inquiry
+can ferret out any truth, I shall be glad. I have picked up a few more
+circumstances. I now want to know what Perkin Warbeck's Proclamation
+was, which Speed in his history says is preserved by Bishop Leslie. If
+you look in Speed perhaps you will be able to assist me.
+
+The Duke of Richmond and Lord Lyttelton agree with you, that I have not
+disculpated Richard of the murder of Henry VI. I own to you, it is the
+crime of which in my own mind I believe him most guiltless. Had I
+thought he committed it, I should never have taken the trouble to
+apologize for the rest. I am not at all positive or obstinate on your
+other objections, nor know exactly what I believe on many points of this
+story. And I am so sincere, that, except a few notes hereafter, I shall
+leave the matter to be settled or discussed by others. As you have
+written much too little, I have written a great deal too much, and think
+only of finishing the two or three other things I have begun--and of
+those, nothing but the last volume of Painters is designed for the
+present public. What has one to do when turned fifty, but really think
+of _finishing_?
+
+I am much obliged and flattered by Mr. Mason's approbation, and
+particularly by having had almost the same thought with him. I said,
+"People need not be angry at my excusing Richard; I have not diminished
+their fund of hatred, I have only transferred it from Richard to Henry."
+Well, but I have found you close with Mason--No doubt, cry prating I,
+something will come out....[1]
+
+[Footnote 1: "_Something will come out._" Walpole himself points out in
+a note that this is a quotation from Pope: "I have found him close with
+Swift." "Indeed?" "No doubt, (Cries prating Balbus) something will come
+out" (Prologue to the "Satires").]
+
+Pray read the new Account of Corsica.[1] What relates to Paoli will
+amuse you much. There is a deal about the island and its divisions that
+one does not care a straw for. The author, Boswell, is a strange being,
+and, like Cambridge, has a rage of knowing anybody that ever was talked
+of. He forced himself upon me at Paris in spite of my teeth and my
+doors, and I see has given a foolish account of all he could pick up
+from me about King Theodore.[2] He then took an antipathy to me on
+Rousseau's account, abused me in the newspapers, and exhorted Rousseau
+to do so too: but as he came to see me no more, I forgave all the rest.
+I see he now is a little sick of Rousseau himself; but I hope it will
+not cure him of his anger to me. However, his book will I am sure
+entertain you.
+
+[Footnote 1: Boswell, Dr. Johnson's celebrated biographer, had taken
+great interest in the affairs of Corsica, which, in this year (1768),
+Choiseul, the Prime Minister of France, had bought of Genoa, to which
+State it had long belonged. Paoli was a Corsican noble, who had roused
+his countrymen to throw off the domination of Genoa; and, on the arrival
+of French troops to take possession of their purchase, he made a
+vigorous resistance to the French General, the Comte de Marboeuf; but
+eventually he was overpowered, and forced to fly. He took refuge in
+England, where George III. granted him a pension, which he enjoyed till
+his death in 1807, when he was buried in Westminster Abbey. One of his
+relations was M. Charles Buonaparte, the father of Napoleon, who was
+only prevented from accompanying him in his abandonment of Corsica by
+the persuasion of his uncle, the Archdeacon of Ajaccio. Boswell, who was
+apt to be enthusiastic in his hero-worship and anxiety for new
+acquaintances (whom, it must be admitted, he commonly chose with
+judgement, if with little dignity), introduced him to Johnson, who also
+conceived a high regard for him, and on one occasion remarked that "he
+had the loftiest port of any man he had ever seen."]
+
+[Footnote 2: After several outbreaks within a few years, the Corsicans
+in 1736 embarked in a revolt so formal and complete that they
+altogether threw off their allegiance to Genoa, and chose as their king
+Theodore Neuhof, a Westphalian baron. But Cardinal Fleury, the French
+Prime Minister, from a belief that Theodore was an instrument of
+Walpole, lent the Genoese a force of three thousand men, which at last
+succeeded in crushing the insurrection and expelling Theodore. (See the
+Editor's "France under the Bourbons," iii. 157.) Theodore is one of the
+six ex-kings whom, in Voltaire's "Candide," his hero met at a hotel in
+Venice during the carnival, when he gave a melancholy account of his
+reverse of fortune. "He had been called 'Your Majesty;' now he can
+hardly find any one to call him 'Sir.' He had coined money; now he has
+not a penny of his own. He had had two Secretaries of State; now he has
+but one valet. He had sat on a throne; but since that time he had laid
+on straw in a London prison." In fact, his state was so doleful, that
+the other ex-kings subscribed twenty sequins apiece to buy him some
+coats and shirts ("Candide," c. 26).]
+
+I will add but a word or two more. I am criticised for the expression
+_tinker up_ in the preface. Is this one of those that you object to? I
+own I think such a low expression, placed to ridicule an absurd instance
+of wise folly, very forcible. Replace it with an elevated word or
+phrase, and to my conception it becomes as flat as possible.
+
+George Selwyn says I may, if I please, write Historic Doubts on the
+present Duke of G[loucester] too. Indeed, they would be doubts, for I
+know nothing certainly.
+
+Will you be so kind as to look into Leslie "De Rebus Scotorum," and see
+if Perkin's Proclamation is there, and if there, how authenticated. You
+will find in Speed my reason for asking this. I have written in such a
+hurry, I believe you will scarce be able to read my letter--and as I
+have just been writing French, perhaps the sense may not be clearer than
+the writing. Adieu!
+
+
+_WILKES IS RETURNED M.P. FOR MIDDLESEX--RIOTS IN LONDON--VIOLENCE OF
+THE MOB._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _Thursday, March_ 31, 1768.
+
+I have received your letter, with the extract of that from Mr.
+Mackenzie. I do not think any honours will be bestowed yet. The Peerages
+are all postponed to an indefinite time. If you are in a violent hurry,
+you may petition the ghosts of your neighbours--Masaniello and the
+Gracchi. The spirit of one of them walks here; nay, I saw it go by my
+window yesterday, at noon, in a hackney chair.
+
+_Friday._
+
+I was interrupted yesterday. The ghost is laid for a time in a red sea
+of port and claret. The spectre is the famous Wilkes. He appeared the
+moment the Parliament was dissolved. The Ministry despise him. He stood
+for the City of London, and was the last on the poll of seven
+candidates, none but the mob, and most of them without votes, favouring
+him. He then offered himself to the county of Middlesex. The election
+came on last Monday. By five in the morning a very large body of
+Weavers, &c., took possession of Piccadilly, and the roads and turnpikes
+leading to Brentford, and would suffer nobody to pass without blue
+cockades, and papers inscribed "_No. 45, Wilkes and Liberty_." They tore
+to pieces the coaches of Sir W. Beauchamp Proctor, and Mr. Cooke, the
+other candidates, though the latter was not there, but in bed with the
+gout, and it was with difficulty that Sir William and Mr. Cooke's cousin
+got to Brentford. There, however, lest it should be declared a void
+election, Wilkes had the sense to keep everything quiet. But, about
+five, Wilkes, being considerably ahead of the other two, his mob
+returned to town and behaved outrageously. They stopped every carriage,
+scratched and spoilt several with writing all over them "No. 45,"
+pelted, threw dirt and stones, and forced everybody to huzza for Wilkes.
+I did but cross Piccadilly at eight, in my coach with a French Monsieur
+d'Angeul, whom I was carrying to Lady Hertford's; they stopped us, and
+bid us huzza. I desired him to let down the glass on his side, but, as
+he was not alert, they broke it to shatters. At night they insisted, in
+several streets, on houses being illuminated, and several Scotch
+refusing, had their windows broken. Another mob rose in the City, and
+Harley, the present Mayor, being another Sir William Walworth, and
+having acted formerly and now with great spirit against Wilkes, and the
+Mansion House not being illuminated, and he out of town, they broke
+every window, and tried to force their way into the House. The Trained
+Bands were sent for, but did not suffice. At last a party of guards,
+from the Tower, and some lights erected, dispersed the tumult. At one in
+the morning a riot began before Lord Bute's house, in Audley Street,
+though illuminated. They flung two large flints into Lady Bute's
+chamber, who was in bed, and broke every window in the house. Next
+morning, Wilkes and Cooke were returned members. The day was very
+quiet, but at night they rose again, and obliged almost every house in
+town to be lighted up, even the Duke of Cumberland's and Princess
+Amelia's. About one o'clock they marched to the Duchess of Hamilton's in
+Argyle Buildings (Lord Lorn being in Scotland). She was obstinate, and
+would not illuminate, though with child, and, as they hope, of an heir
+to the family, and with the Duke, her son, and the rest of her children
+in the house. There is a small court and parapet wall before the house:
+they brought iron crows, tore down the gates, pulled up the pavement,
+and battered the house for three hours. They could not find the key of
+the back door, nor send for any assistance. The night before, they had
+obliged the Duke and Duchess of Northumberland to give them beer, and
+appear at the windows, and drink "Wilkes's health." They stopped and
+opened the coach of Count Seilern, the Austrian ambassador, who has made
+a formal complaint, on which the Council met on Wednesday night, and
+were going to issue a Proclamation, but, hearing that all was quiet, and
+that only a few houses were illuminated in Leicester Fields from the
+terror of the inhabitants, a few constables were sent with orders to
+extinguish the lights, and not the smallest disorder has happened since.
+In short, it has ended like other election riots, and with not a quarter
+of the mischief that has been done in some other towns.
+
+There are, however, difficulties to come. Wilkes has notified that he
+intends to surrender himself to his outlawry, the beginning of next
+term, which comes on the 17th of this month. There is said to be a flaw
+in the proceedings, in which case his election will be good, though the
+King's Bench may fine or imprison him on his former sentence. In my own
+opinion, the House of Commons is the place where he can do the least
+hurt, for he is a wretched speaker, and will sink to contempt, like
+Admiral Vernon,[1] who I remember just such an illuminated hero, with
+two birthdays in one year. You will say, he can write better than
+Vernon--true; and therefore his case is more desperate. Besides, Vernon
+was rich: Wilkes is undone; and, though he has had great support, his
+patrons will be sick of maintaining him. He must either sink to poverty
+and a jail, or commit new excesses, for which he will get knocked on the
+head. The Scotch are his implacable enemies to a man. A Rienzi[2] cannot
+stop: their histories are summed up in two words--a triumph and an
+assassination.
+
+[Footnote 1: In 1739 our Government had declared war against Spain.
+"There was at the time among the members of the Opposition in the House
+of Commons a naval captain named Vernon, a man of bold, blustering
+tongue, and presumed therefore by many to be of a corresponding
+readiness of action. In some of the debates he took occasion to inveigh
+against the timidity of our officers, who had hitherto, as he phrased
+it, spared Porto Bello; and he affirmed that he could take it himself
+with a squadron of six ships. The Ministry caught at the prospect of
+delivering themselves from his harangues, and gave him half as many
+ships again as he desired, with the temporary rank of Vice-admiral; and
+on July, 1739, he sailed for the American coast. When he reached it he
+found that the news of the rupture of the peace had not yet reached the
+governor of the city, and that it was in no condition to resist an
+attack. Many of the guns were dismounted; and for those that were
+serviceable there was not sufficient ammunition. A fire of musketry
+alone sufficed to win the fort that protected the entrance to the
+harbour, and an equally brief cannonade drove the garrison from the
+castle. The governor had no further means of defence; and thus in
+forty-eight hours after his arrival Vernon had accomplished his boast,
+and was master of the place." In a clever paper in the "Cambridge Museum
+Philologicum" Bishop Thirlwall compared the man and his exploit to Cleon
+and his achievement at Sphacteria in the Peloponnesian War. (See the
+Editor's "History of the British Navy," c. 9.)]
+
+[Footnote 2: "_Rienzi._"
+
+ Then turn we to her latest tribune's name,
+ From her ten thousand tyrants turn to thee,
+ Redeemer of dark centuries of shame,
+ The friend of Petrarch, hope of Italy,
+ Rienzi; last of Romans.
+
+("Childe Harold," iv. 114.)
+
+His story is told with almost more than his usual power by Gibbon (c.
+70). Born in the lowest class, "he could inherit neither dignity nor
+fortune; and the gift of a liberal education, which they painfully
+bestowed, was the cause of his glory and his untimely end." He, while
+still little more than a youth, had established such a reputation for
+eloquence, that he was one of the deputies sent by the Commons to
+Avignon to plead with the Pope (Clement VI.). The state of Rome,
+aggravated by the absence of the Pope, was miserable in the extreme. The
+citizens "were equally oppressed by the arrogance of the nobles and the
+corruption of the magistrates." Rienzi recalled to their recollection
+"the ancient glories of the Senate and people from whom all legal
+authority was derived. He raised the enthusiasm of the populace;
+collected a band of conspirators, at whose head, clad in complete
+armour, he marched to the Capitol, and assumed the government of the
+city, declining "the names of Senator or Consul, of King or Emperor, and
+preferring the ancient and modern appellation of Tribune.... Never
+perhaps has the energy and effect of a single mind been more remarkably
+felt than in the sudden, though transient, reformation of Rome by the
+Tribune Rienzi. A den of robbers was converted to the discipline of a
+camp or convent. Patient to hear, swift to redress, inexorable to
+punish, his tribunal was always accessible to the poor and the stranger;
+nor could birth, nor dignity, nor the immunities of the Church protect
+the offender or his accomplices." But his head was turned by his
+success. He even caused himself to be crowned, while "his wife, his son,
+and his uncle, a barber, exposed the contrast of vulgar manners and
+princely expense; and, without acquiring the majesty, Rienzi degenerated
+into the vices of a king." The people became indignant; the nobles whom
+he had degraded found it easy to raise the public feeling against him.
+Before the end of the same year (1347) he was forced to fly from Rome,
+and lived in exile or imprisonment at Avignon seven years; and returned
+to Rome in 1354, only to be murdered in an insurrection.]
+
+I must finish, for Lord Hertford is this moment come in, and insists on
+my dining with the Prince of Monaco, who is come over to thank the King
+for the presents his Majesty sent him on his kindness and attention to
+the late Duke of York. You shall hear the suite of the above histories,
+which I sit quietly and look at, having nothing more to do with the
+storm, and sick of politics, but as a spectator, while they pass over
+the stage of the world. Adieu!
+
+
+_FLEETING FAME OF WITTICISMS--"THE MYSTERIOUS MOTHER."_
+
+TO GEORGE MONTAGU, ESQ.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _April_ 15, 1768.
+
+Mr. Chute tells me that you have taken a new house in Squireland, and
+have given yourself up for two years more to port and parsons. I am very
+angry, and resign you to the works of the devil or the church, I don't
+care which. You will get the gout, turn Methodist, and expect to ride to
+heaven upon your own great toe. I was happy with your telling me how
+well you love me, and though I don't love loving, I could have poured
+out all the fulness of my heart to such an old and true friend; but what
+am I the better for it, if I am to see you but two or three days in the
+year? I thought you would at last come and while away the remainder of
+life on the banks of the Thames in gaiety and old tales. I have quitted
+the stage, and the Clive[1] is preparing to leave it. We shall neither
+of us ever be grave: dowagers roost all around us, and you could never
+want cards or mirth. Will you end like a fat farmer, repeating annually
+the price of oats, and discussing stale newspapers? There have you got,
+I hear, into an old gallery, that has not been glazed since Queen
+Elizabeth, and under the nose of an infant Duke and Duchess, that will
+understand you no more than if you wore a ruff and a coif, and talk to
+them of a call of Serjeants the year of the Spanish Armada! Your wit and
+humour will be as much lost upon them, as if you talked the dialect of
+Chaucer; for with all the divinity of wit, it grows out of fashion like
+a fardingale. I am convinced that the young men at White's already laugh
+at George Selwyn's _bon mots_ only by tradition. I avoid talking before
+the youth of the age as I would dancing before them; for if one's tongue
+don't move in the steps of the day, and thinks to please by its old
+graces, it is only an object of ridicule, like Mrs. Hobart in her
+cotillon. I tell you we should get together, and comfort ourselves with
+reflecting on the brave days that we have known--not that I think people
+were a jot more clever or wise in our youth than they are now; but as my
+system is always to live in a vision as much as I can, and as visions
+don't increase with years, there is nothing so natural as to think one
+remembers what one does not remember.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mrs. Clive was a celebrated comic actress and wit, and a
+near neighbour of Walpole at Twickenham.]
+
+[Illustration: STRAWBERRY HILL, FROM THE NORTH-WEST.]
+
+I have finished my Tragedy ["The Mysterious Mother"], but as you would
+not bear the subject, I will say no more of it, but that Mr. Chute, who
+is not easily pleased, likes it, and Gray, who is still more difficult,
+approves it. I am not yet intoxicated enough with it to think it would
+do for the stage, though I wish to see it acted; but, as Mrs.
+Pritchard[1] leaves the stage next month, I know nobody could play the
+Countess; nor am I disposed to expose myself to the impertinences of
+that jackanapes Garrick, who lets nothing appear but his own wretched
+stuff, or that of creatures still duller, who suffer him to alter their
+pieces as he pleases. I have written an epilogue in character for the
+Clive, which she would speak admirably: but I am not so sure that she
+would like to speak it. Mr. Conway, Lady Aylesbury, Lady Lyttelton, and
+Miss Rich, are to come hither the day after to-morrow, and Mr. Conway
+and I are to read my play to them; for I have not strength enough to go
+through the whole alone.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mrs. Pritchard was the most popular tragic actress of the
+day. Churchill gives her high praise--
+
+ In spite of outward blemishes, she shone
+ For humour fam'd, and humour all her own.
+
+("Rosciad," 840.)]
+
+My press is revived, and is printing a French play written by the old
+President Henault.[1] It was damned many years ago at Paris, and yet I
+think is better than some that have succeeded, and much better than any
+of our modern tragedies. I print it to please the old man, as he was
+exceedingly kind to me at Paris; but I doubt whether he will live till
+it is finished. He is to have a hundred copies, and there are to be but
+a hundred more, of which you shall have one.
+
+[Footnote 1: M. Henault was President of the Parliament of Paris. His
+tragedy was "Cornelie." He died in 1770, at the age of eighty-six.]
+
+Adieu! though I am very angry with you, I deserve all your friendship,
+by that I have for you, witness my anger and disappointment. Yours ever.
+
+P.S.--Send me your new direction, and tell me when I must begin to use
+it.
+
+
+_CASE OF WILKES._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _June_ 9, 1768.
+
+To send you empty paragraphs when you expect and want news is
+tantalising, is it not? Pray agree with me, and then you will allow that
+I have acted very kindly in not writing till I had something to tell
+you. _Something_, of course, means Wilkes, for everything is nothing
+except the theme of the day. There has appeared a violent _North
+Briton_, addressed to, and written against Lord Mansfield, threatening a
+rebellion if he continued to persecute Mr. Wilkes. This paper, they say,
+Wilkes owned to the Chevalier de Chastelux, a French gentleman, who went
+to see him in the King's Bench, and who knew him at Paris. A rebellion
+threatened in print is not very terrible. However, it was said that the
+paper was outrageous enough to furnish the Law with every handle it
+could want. But modern mountains do not degenerate from their ancestors;
+their issue are still mice. You know, too, that this agrees with my
+system, that this is an age of abortions. Prosecutions were ordered
+against the publishers and vendors, and there, I suppose, it will end.
+
+Yesterday was fixed for the appearance of Wilkes in Westminster Hall.
+The Judges went down by nine in the morning, but the mob had done
+breakfast still sooner, and was there before them; and as Judges stuffed
+out with dignity and lamb-skins are not absolute sprites, they had much
+ado to glide through the crowd. Wilkes's counsel argued against the
+outlawry, and then Lord Mansfield, in a speech of an hour and a half,
+set it aside; not on _their_ reasons, but on grounds which he had
+discovered in it himself. I think they say it was on some flaw in the
+Christian name of the county, which should not have been _Middlesex to
+wit_,--but I protest I don't know, for I am here alone, and picked up my
+intelligence as I walked in our meadows by the river. You, who may be
+walking by the Arno, will, perhaps, think there was some timidity in
+this; but the depths of the Law are wonderful! So pray don't make any
+rash conclusions, but stay till you get better information.
+
+Well! now he is gone to prison again,--I mean Wilkes; and on Tuesday he
+is to return to receive sentence on the old guilt of writing, as the
+Scotch would _not_ call it, _the_ 45,[1] though they call the rebellion
+so. The sentence may be imprisonment, fine, or pillory; but as I am
+still near the Thames, I do not think the latter will be chosen. Oh! but
+stay, he may plead against the indictment, and should there be an
+improper _Middlesex to wit_ in that too, why then in that case, you
+know, he did _not_ write _the_ 45, and then he is as white as milk, and
+as free as air, and as good a member of Parliament as if he had never
+been expelled. In short, my dear Sir, I am trying to explain to you
+what I literally do not understand; all I do know is, that Mr. Cooke,
+the other member for Middlesex, is just dead, and that we are going to
+have another Middlesex election, which is very unpleasant to me, who
+hate mobs so near as Brentford. Sergeant Glynn, Wilkes's counsel, is the
+candidate, and I suppose the only one in the present humour of the
+people, who will care to have his brains dashed out, in order to sit in
+Parliament. In truth, this enthusiasm is confined to the very mob or
+little higher, and does not extend beyond the County. All other riots
+are ceased, except the little civil war between the sailors and
+coal-heavers, in which two or three lives are lost every week.
+
+[Footnote 1: "_The_ 45" here serves for the Scotch rebellion of 1745,
+and for No. 45 of the _North Briton_.]
+
+What is most disagreeable, even the Emperor of Morocco has taken courage
+on these tumults, and has dared to mutiny for increase of wages, like
+our journeymen tailors. France is pert too, and gives herself airs in
+the Mediterranean. Our Paolists were violent for support of Corsica, but
+I think they are a little startled on a report that the hero Paoli is
+like other patriots, and is gone to Versailles, for a peerage and
+pension. I was told to-day that at London there are murmurs of a war. I
+shall be sorry if it prove so. Deaths! suspense, say victory;--how end
+all our victories? In debts and a wretched peace! Mad world, in the
+individual or the aggregate!
+
+Well! say I to myself, and what is all this to me? Have not I done with
+that world? Am not I here at peace, unconnected with Courts and
+Ministries, and indifferent who is Minister? What is a war in Europe to
+me more than a war between the Turkish and Persian Emperors? True; yet
+self-love makes one love the nation one belongs to, and vanity makes one
+wish to have that nation glorious. Well! I have seen it so; I have seen
+its conquests spread farther than Roman eagles thought there was land. I
+have seen too the Pretender at Derby; and, therefore, you must know that
+I am content with historic seeing, and wish Fame and History would be
+quiet and content without entertaining me with any more sights. We were
+down at Derby, we were up at both Indies; I have no curiosity for any
+intermediate sights.
+
+Your brother was with me just before I came out of town, and spoke of
+you with great kindness, and accused himself of not writing to you, but
+protested it was from not knowing what to say to you about the Riband. I
+engaged to write for him, so you must take this letter as from him too.
+
+I hope there will be no war for some hero to take your honours out of
+your mouth, sword in hand. The first question I shall ask when I go to
+town will be, how my Lord Chatham does? I shall mind his health more
+than the stocks. The least symptom of a war will certainly cure him.
+Adieu! my dear Sir.
+
+
+_THE ENGLISH CLIMATE._
+
+TO GEORGE MONTAGU, ESQ.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _June_ 15, 1768.
+
+No, I cannot be so false as to say I am glad you are pleased with your
+situation. You are so apt to take root, that it requires ten years to
+dig you out again when you once begin to settle. As you go pitching your
+tent up and down, I wish you were still more a Tartar, and shifted your
+quarters perpetually. Yes, I will come and see you; but tell me first,
+when do your Duke and Duchess [the Argylls] travel to the North? I know
+that he is a very amiable lad, and I do not know that she is not as
+amiable a _laddess_, but I had rather see their house comfortably when
+they are not there.
+
+I perceive the deluge fell upon you before it reached us. It began here
+but on Monday last, and then rained near eight-and-forty hours without
+intermission. My poor hay has not a dry thread to its back. I have had a
+fire these three days. In short, every summer one lives in a state of
+mutiny and murmur, and I have found the reason: it is because we will
+affect to have a summer, and we have no title to any such thing. Our
+poets learnt their trade of the Romans, and so adopted the terms of
+their masters. They talk of shady groves, purling streams, and cooling
+breezes, and we get sore-throats and agues with attempting to realise
+these visions. Master Damon writes a song, and invites Miss Chloe to
+enjoy the cool of the evening, and the deuce a bit have we of any such
+thing as a cool evening. Zephyr is a north-east wind, that makes Damon
+button up to the chin, and pinches Chloe's nose till it is red and blue;
+and then they cry, _This is a bad summer_! as if we ever had any other.
+The best sun we have is made of Newcastle coal, and I am determined
+never to reckon upon any other. We ruin ourselves with inviting over
+foreign trees, and making our houses clamber up hills to look at
+prospects. How our ancestors would laugh at us, who knew there was no
+being comfortable, unless you had a high hill before your nose, and a
+thick warm wood at your back! Taste is too freezing a commodity for us,
+and, depend upon it, will go out of fashion again.
+
+There is indeed a natural warmth in this country, which, as you say, I
+am very glad not to enjoy any longer; I mean the hot-house in St.
+Stephen's chapel. My own sagacity makes me very vain, though there was
+very little merit in it. I had seen so much of all parties, that I had
+little esteem left for any; it is most indifferent to me who is in or
+who is out, or which is set in the pillory, Mr. Wilkes or my Lord
+Mansfield. I see the country going to ruin, and no man with brains
+enough to save it. That is mortifying; but what signifies who has the
+undoing it? I seldom suffer myself to think on this subject: _my_
+patriotism could do no good, and my philosophy can make me be at peace.
+
+I am sorry you are likely to lose your poor cousin Lady Hinchinbrook: I
+heard a very bad account of her when I was last in town. Your letter to
+Madame Roland shall be taken care of; but as you are so scrupulous of
+making me pay postage, I must remember not to overcharge you, as I can
+frank my idle letters no longer; therefore, good night!
+
+P.S.--I was in town last week, and found Mr. Chute still confined. He
+had a return in his shoulder, but I think it more rheumatism than gout.
+
+
+_VOLTAIRE'S CRITICISMS ON SHAKESPEARE--PARNELL'S "HERMIT."_
+
+TO MONSIEUR DE VOLTAIRE.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _July_ 27, 1768.
+
+One can never, Sir, be sorry to have been in the wrong, when one's
+errors are pointed out to one in so obliging and masterly a manner.
+Whatever opinion I may have of Shakspeare, I should think him to blame,
+if he could have seen the letter you have done me the honour to write to
+me, and yet not conform to the rules you have there laid down. When he
+lived, there had not been a Voltaire both to give laws to the stage, and
+to show on what good sense those laws were founded. Your art, Sir, goes
+still farther: for you have supported your arguments, without having
+recourse to the best authority, your own Works. It was my interest
+perhaps to defend barbarism and irregularity. A great genius is in the
+right, on the contrary, to show that when correctness, nay, when
+perfection is demanded, he can still shine, and be himself, whatever
+fetters are imposed on him. But I will say no more on this head; for I
+am neither so unpolished as to tell you to your face how much I admire
+you, nor, though I have taken the liberty to vindicate Shakspeare
+against your criticisms, am I vain enough to think myself an adversary
+worthy of you. I am much more proud of receiving laws from you, than of
+contesting them. It was bold in me to dispute with you even before I had
+the honour of your acquaintance; it would be ungrateful now when you
+have not only taken notice of me, but forgiven me. The admirable letter
+you have been so good as to send me, is a proof that you are one of
+those truly great and rare men who know at once how to conquer and to
+pardon.
+
+I have made all the inquiry I could into the story of M. de Jumonville;
+and though your and our accounts disagree, I own I do not think, Sir,
+that the strongest evidence is in our favour. I am told we allow he was
+killed by a party of our men, going to the Ohio. Your countrymen say he
+was going with a flag of truce. The commanding officer of our party said
+M. de Jumonville was going with hostile intentions; and that very
+hostile orders were found after his death in his pocket. Unless that
+officer had proved that he had previous intelligence of those orders, I
+doubt he will not be justified by finding them afterwards; for I am not
+at all disposed to believe that he had the foreknowledge of your
+hermit,[1] who pitched the old woman's nephew into the river, because
+"ce jeune homme auroit assassine sa tante dans un an."
+
+I am grieved that such disputes should ever subsist between two nations
+who have everything in themselves to create happiness, and who may find
+enough in each other to love and admire. It is your benevolence, Sir,
+and your zeal for softening the manners of mankind; it is the doctrine
+of peace and amity which you preach, that have raised my esteem for you
+even more than the brightness of your genius. France may claim you in
+the latter light, but all nations have a right to call you their
+countryman _du cote du coeur_. It is on the strength of that connection
+that I beg you, Sir, to accept the homage of, Sir, your most obedient
+humble servant.[2]
+
+[Footnote 1: The idea of Voltaire's fable in "Zadig," c. 20, is believed
+to have been borrowed from Parnell's "Hermit," but Mr. Wright suggests
+that it was more probably taken from one of the "Contes Devots, de
+l'Hermite qu'un ange conduisit dans le Siecle," which is published in
+the "Nouveau Recueil de Fabliaux et Contes."]
+
+[Footnote 2: The letter of Voltaire to which the above is a reply,
+contained the following opinion of Walpole's "Historic Doubts";--"Avant
+le depart de ma lettre, j'ai eu le tems, Monsieur, de lire votre Richard
+Trois. Vous seriez un excellent attornei general; vous pesez toutes les
+probabilites; mais il paroit que vous avez une inclination secrete pour
+ce bossu. Vous voulez qu'il ait ete beau garcon, et meme galant homme.
+Le benedictin Calmet a fait une dissertation pour prouver que Jesus
+Christ avait un fort beau visage. Je veux croire avec vous, que Richard
+Trois n'etait ni si laid, ni si mechant, qu'on le dit; mais je n'aurais
+pas voulu avoir affaire a lui. Votre rose blanche et votre rose rouge
+avaient de terribles epines pour la nation.
+
+"Those gracious kings are all a pack of rogues. En lisant l'histoire des
+York et des Lancastre, et de bien d'autres, on croit lire l'histoire des
+voleurs de grand chemin. Pour votre Henri Sept, il n'etait que coupeur
+de bourses. Be a minister or an anti-minister, a lord or a philosopher,
+I will be, with an equal respect, Sir, &c."]
+
+
+_ARRIVAL OF THE KING OF DENMARK--HIS POPULARITY WITH THE MOB._
+
+TO THE EARL OF STRAFFORD.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Aug._ 16, 1768.
+
+As you have been so good, my dear lord, as twice to take notice of my
+letter, I am bound in conscience and gratitude to try to amuse you with
+anything new. A royal visitor, quite fresh, is a real curiosity--by the
+reception of him, I do not think many more of the breed will come
+hither. He came from Dover in hackney-chaises; for somehow or other the
+Master of the Horse happened to be in Lincolnshire; and the King's
+coaches having received no orders, were too good subjects to go and
+fetch a stranger King of their own heads. However, as his Danish Majesty
+travels to improve himself for the good of his people, he will go back
+extremely enlightened in the arts of government and morality, by having
+learned that crowned heads may be reduced to ride in a hired chaise.[1]
+
+[Footnote 1: The King, travelling, as is usual with kings, _incognito_,
+assumed the title of the Comte de Travendahl.]
+
+By another mistake, King George happened to go to Richmond about an hour
+before King Christiern arrived in London. An hour is exceedingly long;
+and the distance to Richmond still longer; so that with all the dispatch
+that could possibly be made, King George could not get back to his
+capital till next day at noon. Then, as the road from his closet at St.
+James's to the King of Denmark's apartment on t'other side of the palace
+is about thirty miles, which posterity, having no conception of the
+prodigious extent and magnificence of St. James's, will never believe,
+it was half an hour after three before his Danish Majesty's courier
+could go and return to let him know that his good brother and ally was
+leaving the palace in which they both were, in order to receive him at
+the Queen's palace, which you know is about a million of snail's paces
+from St. James's. Notwithstanding these difficulties and unavoidable
+delays, Woden, Thor, Friga, and all the gods that watch over the Kings
+of the North, did bring these two invincible monarchs to each other's
+embraces about half an hour after five that same evening. They passed
+an hour in projecting a family compact that will regulate the destiny of
+Europe to latest posterity: and then, the Fates so willing it, the
+British Prince departed for Richmond, and the Danish potentate repaired
+to the widowed mansion of his Royal Mother-in-Law, where he poured forth
+the fulness of his heart in praises on the lovely bride she had bestowed
+on him, from whom nothing but the benefit of his subjects could ever
+have torn him.--And here let Calumny blush, who has aspersed so chaste
+and faithful a monarch with low amours; pretending that he has raised to
+the honour of a seat in his sublime council, an artisan of Hamburgh,
+known only by repairing the soles of buskins, because that mechanic
+would, on no other terms, consent to his fair daughter's being honoured
+with majestic embraces. So victorious over his passions is this young
+Scipio from the Pole, that though on Shooter's Hill he fell into an
+ambush laid for him by an illustrious Countess, of blood-royal herself,
+his Majesty, after descending from his car, and courteously greeting
+her, again mounted his vehicle, without being one moment eclipsed from
+the eyes of the surrounding multitude.--Oh! mercy on me! I am out of
+breath--pray let me descend from my stilts, or I shall send you as
+fustian and tedious a History as that of [Lyttelton's] Henry II. Well,
+then, this great King is a very little one; not ugly, nor ill-made. He
+has the sublime strut of his grandfather, or of a cock-sparrow; and the
+divine white eyes of all his family by the mother's side. His curiosity
+seems to have consisted in the original plan of travelling, for I cannot
+say he takes notice of anything in particular. His manner is cold and
+dignified, but very civil and gracious and proper. The mob adore him and
+huzza him; and so they did the first instant. At present they begin to
+know why--for he flings money to them out of his windows; and by the end
+of the week I do not doubt but they will want to choose him for
+Middlesex. His Court is extremely well ordered; for they bow as low to
+him at every word as if his name was Sultan Amurat. You would take his
+first minister for only the first of his slaves.--I hope this example,
+which they have been so good as to exhibit at the opera, will contribute
+to civilize us. There is indeed a pert young gentleman, who a little
+discomposes this august ceremonial. His name is Count Holke, his age
+three-and-twenty; and his post answers to one that we had formerly in
+England, many ages ago, and which in our tongue was called the lord high
+favourite. Before the Danish monarchs became absolute, the most
+refractory of that country used to write libels, called _North Danes_,
+against this great officer; but that practice has long since ceased.
+Count Holke seems rather proud of his favour, than shy of displaying it.
+
+I hope, my dear lord, you will be content with my Danish politics, for I
+trouble myself with no other. There is a long history about the Baron de
+Bottetourt and Sir Jeffery Amherst, who has resigned his regiment; but
+it is nothing to me, nor do I care a straw about it. I am deep in the
+anecdotes of the new Court; and if you want to know more of Count Holke
+or Count Molke, or the grand vizier Bernsdorff, or Mynheer Schimmelman,
+apply to me, and you shall be satisfied. But what do I talk of? You will
+see them yourself. Minerva in the shape of Count Bernsdorff, or out of
+all shape in the person of the Duchess of Northumberland, is to conduct
+Telemachus to York races; for can a monarch be perfectly accomplished in
+the mysteries of king-craft, as our Solomon James I. called it, unless
+he is initiated in the arts of jockeyship? When this northern star
+travels towards its own sphere, Lord Hertford will go to Ragley. I shall
+go with him; and, if I can avoid running foul of the magi that will be
+thronging from all parts to worship that star, I will endeavour to call
+at Wentworth Castle for a day or two, if it will not be inconvenient; I
+should think it would be about the second week in September, but your
+lordship shall hear again, unless you should forbid me, who am ever Lady
+Strafford's and your lordship's most faithful humble servant.
+
+
+_WILKES'S ELECTION--THE COMTESSE DE BARRI--THE DUC DE CHOISEUL'S
+INDISCRETION._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _Jan._ 31, 1769.
+
+The affair of Wilkes is rather undecided yet, than in suspense.[1] It
+has been a fair trial between faction and corruption; of two such common
+creatures, the richest will carry it.
+
+[Footnote 1: Wilkes had been elected a member of the Common Council.]
+
+The Court of Aldermen set aside the election of Wilkes on some
+informality, but he was immediately re-chosen. This happened on Friday
+last, the very day of his appearance at the House of Commons. He went
+thither without the least disturbance or mob, having dispersed his
+orders accordingly, which are obeyed implicitly. He did not, however,
+appear at the bar till ten at night, the day being wasted in debating
+whether he should be suffered to enter on his case at large, or be
+restrained to his two chief complaints. The latter was carried by 270
+to 131, a majority that he will not easily reduce. He was then called
+in, looked ill, but behaved decently, and demanded to take the oaths and
+his seat. This affair, after a short debate, was refused; and his
+counsel being told the restrictions imposed, the House adjourned at
+midnight. To-day he goes again to the House, but whatever steps he takes
+there, or however long debates he may occasion, you may look upon his
+fate as decided in that place.
+
+We are in hourly expectation of hearing that a nymph, more common still
+than the two I have mentioned, has occasioned what Wilkes has failed in
+now, a change in an administration. I mean the Comtesse du Barri.[1] The
+_grands habits_ are made, and nothing wanting for her presentation
+but--what do you think? some woman of quality to present her. In that
+servile Court and country, the nobility have had spirit enough to
+decline paying their court, though the King has stooped _a des
+bassesses_ to obtain it. The Duc de Choiseul will be the victim; and
+they pretend to say that he has declared he will resign _a l'Anglaise_,
+rather than be _chasse_ by such a creature. His indiscretion is
+astonishing: he has said at his own table, and she has been told so,
+"Madame du Barri est tres mal informee; on ne parle pas des Catins chez
+moi." Catin diverts herself and King Solomon the wise with tossing
+oranges into the air after supper, and crying, "_Saute, Choiseul! saute,
+Praslin_!" and then Solomon laughs heartily. Sometimes she flings powder
+in his sage face, and calls him _Jean Farine_! Well! we are not the
+foolishest nation in Europe yet! It is supposed that the Duc d'Aiguillon
+will be the successor.
+
+[Footnote 1: This woman, one of the very lowest of the low, had caught
+the fancy of Louis XV.; and, as according to the curious etiquette of
+the French Court, it was indispensable that a king's mistress should be
+married, the Comte du Barri, a noble of old family, but ruined by
+gambling, was induced to marry her.]
+
+I am going to send away this letter, because you will be impatient, and
+the House will not rise probably till long after the post is gone out. I
+did not think last May that you would hear this February that there was
+an end of mobs, that Wilkes was expelled, and the colonies quieted.
+However, pray take notice that I do not stir a foot out of the province
+of gazetteer into that of prophet. I protest, I know no more than a
+prophet what is to come. Adieu!
+
+
+_A GARDEN PARTY AT STRAWBERRY--A RIDOTTO AT VAUXHALL._
+
+TO GEORGE MONTAGU, ESQ.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _May_ 11, 1769.
+
+You are so wayward, that I often resolve to give you up to your humours.
+Then something happens with which I can divert you, and my good-nature
+returns. Did not you say you should return to London long before this
+time? At least, could you not tell me you had changed your mind? why am
+I to pick it out from your absence and silence, as Dr. Warburton found a
+future state in Moses's saying nothing of the matter! I could go on with
+a chapter of severe interrogatories, but I think it more cruel to treat
+you as a hopeless reprobate; yes, you are graceless, and as I have a
+respect for my own scolding, I shall not throw it away upon you.
+
+Strawberry has been in great glory; I have given a festino there that
+will almost mortgage it. Last Tuesday all France dined there: Monsieur
+and Madame du Chatelet, the Duc de Liancourt, three more French ladies,
+whose names you will find in the enclosed paper, eight other Frenchmen,
+the Spanish and Portuguese ministers, the Holdernesses, Fitzroys, in
+short, we were four and twenty. They arrived at two. At the gates of the
+castle I received them, dressed in the cravat of Gibbons's carving, and
+a pair of gloves embroidered up to the elbows that had belonged to James
+I. The French servants stared, and firmly believed this was the dress of
+English country gentlemen. After taking a survey of the apartment, we
+went to the printing-house, where I had prepared the enclosed verses,
+with translations by Monsieur de Lille, one of the company. The moment
+they were printed off, I gave a private signal, and French horns and
+clarionets accompanied this compliment. We then went to see Pope's
+grotto and garden, and returned to a magnificent dinner in the
+refectory.
+
+In the evening we walked, had tea, coffee, and lemonade in the Gallery,
+which was illuminated with a thousand, or thirty candles, I forget
+which, and played at whisk and loo till midnight. Then there was a cold
+supper, and at one the company returned to town, saluted by fifty
+nightingales, who, as tenants of the manor, came to do honour to their
+lord.
+
+I cannot say last night was equally agreeable. There was what they
+called a _ridotto al fresco_ at Vauxhall,[1] for which one paid
+half-a-guinea, though, except some thousand more lamps and a covered
+passage all round the garden, which took off from the gardenhood, there
+was nothing better than on a common night. Mr. Conway and I set out from
+his house at eight o'clock; the tide and torrent of coaches was so
+prodigious, that it was half-an-hour after nine before we got half way
+from Westminster Bridge. We then alighted; and after scrambling under
+bellies of horses, through wheels, and over posts and rails, we reached
+the gardens, where were already many thousand persons. Nothing diverted
+me but a man in a Turk's dress and two nymphs in masquerade without
+masks, who sailed amongst the company, and, which was surprising, seemed
+to surprise nobody. It had been given out that people were desired to
+come in fancied dresses without masks. We walked twice round and were
+rejoiced to come away, though with the same difficulties as at our
+entrance; for we found three strings of coaches all along the road, who
+did not move half a foot in half-an-hour. There is to be a rival mob in
+the same way at Ranelagh to-morrow; for the greater the folly and
+imposition the greater is the crowd. I have suspended the vestimenta[2]
+that were torn off my back to the god of repentance, and shall stay
+away. Adieu! I have not a word more to say to you. Yours ever.
+
+P.S.--I hope you will not regret paying a shilling for this packet.
+
+[Footnote 1: The ridotto was a Venetian entertainment--
+
+ They went to the _Ridotto_--'tis a hall
+ Where people dance, and sup, and dance again;
+ Its proper name, perhaps, was a masqued ball,
+ But that's of no importance to my strain;
+ 'Tis (on a smaller scale) like our Vauxhall,
+ Excepting that it can't be spoilt by rain;
+ The company is "mix'd"--the phrase I quote is
+ As much as saying, they're below your notice.
+
+Beppo, st. 38.]
+
+[Footnote 2: "_Vestimenta._" Imitating Horace, who relates of himself--
+
+ Me tabula sacer
+ Votiva paries indicat uvida
+ Suspendisse potenti
+ Vestimenta maris Deo (Od. i. 5).]
+
+
+_PAOLI--AMBASSADORIAL ETIQUETTE._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _June_ 14, 1769.
+
+I thank you for the history of the Pope and his genealogy, or, rather,
+for what is to be his genealogy; for I suppose all those tailors and
+coachmen his relations will now found noble families. They may enrich
+their blood with the remaining spoils of the Jesuits, unless, which
+would not surprise me, his new Holiness should now veer about, and
+endeavour to save the order; for I think the Church full as likely to
+fall by sacrificing its janissaries, as by any attacks that can be made
+upon it. _Deme unum, deme etiam unum._
+
+If I care little about your Roman politics, I am not so indifferent
+about your Corsican. Poor brave Paoli!--but he is not disgraced! We,
+that have sat still and seen him overwhelmed, must answer it to history.
+Nay, the Mediterranean will taunt us in the very next war. Choiseul
+triumphs over us and Madame du Barri; her star seems to have lost its
+influence. I do not know what another lady[1] will say to Choiseul on
+the late behaviour of his friend, the Ambassador, here. As the adventure
+will make a chapter in the new edition of Wiquefort, and, consequently,
+will strike _you_, I will give you the detail. At the ball on the King's
+birthday, Count Czernichew was sitting in the box of the Foreign
+Ministers next to Count Seilern, the Imperial Ambassador. The latter,
+who is as fierce as the Spread Eagle itself, and as stiff as the chin of
+all the Ferdinands, was, according to his custom, as near to Jupiter as
+was possible. Monsieur du Chatelet and the Prince de Masserano came in.
+Chatelet sidled up to the two former, spoke to them and passed behind
+them, but on a sudden lifted up his leg and thrust himself in between
+the two Imperials. The Russian, astonished and provoked, endeavoured to
+push him away, and a jostle began that discomposed the faces and curls
+of both; and the Russian even dropped the word _impertinent_.
+Czernichew, however, quitted the spot of battle, and the Prince de
+Masserano, in support of the family-compact, hobbled into the place
+below Chatelet. As the two champions retired, more words at the door.
+However, the Russian's coach being first, he astonished everybody by
+proposing to set Monsieur du Chatelet down at his own house. In the
+coach, _it is said_, the Frenchman protested he had meant nothing
+personal either to Count Czernichew, or to the Russian Minister, but
+having received orders from his Court to take place on all occasion
+_next_ to the Imperial Ambassador, he had but done his duty. Next
+morning he visited Czernichew, and they are _personally_ reconciled. It
+was, however, feared that the dispute would be renewed, for, at the
+King's next levee, both were at the door, ready to push in when it
+should be opened; but the Russian kept behind, and at the bottom of the
+room without mixing with the rest of the Foreign Ministers. The King,
+who was much offended at what had passed, called Count Czernichew into
+the middle of the room, and talked to him for a very considerable time.
+Since then, the Lord Chamberlain has been ordered to notify to all the
+Foreign Ministers that the King looks on the ball at Court as a private
+ball, and declares, _to prevent such disagreeable altercations for the
+future_, that there is no precedence there. This declaration is
+ridiculed, because the ball at Court is almost the only ceremony that is
+observed there, and certainly the most formal, the princes of the blood
+dancing first, and everybody else being taken out according to their
+rank. Yet the King, being the fountain of all rank, may certainly
+declare what he pleases, especially in his own palace. The public
+papers, which seldom spare the French, are warm for the Russian.
+Chatelet, too, is not popular, nor well at Court. He is wrong-headed,
+and at Vienna was very near drawing his Court into a scrape by his
+haughtiness. His own friends even doubt whether this last exploit will
+not offend at Versailles, as the Duc de Choiseul has lately been
+endeavouring to soften the Czarina, wishes to send a minister thither,
+and has actually sent an agent. Chatelet was to have gone this week, but
+I believe waits to hear how his behaviour is taken. Personally, I am
+quite on his side, though I think him in the wrong; but he is extremely
+civil to me; I live much at his house, admire his wife exceedingly, and,
+besides, you know, have declared war with the Czarina; so what I say is
+quite in confidence to you, and for your information. As an Englishman,
+I am whatever Madam Great Britain can expect of me. As intimate with the
+Chatelets, and extremely attached to the Duchess of Choiseul, I detest
+Madame du Barri and her faction. You, who are a Foreign Minister, and
+can distinguish like a theologian between the _two natures_ perfectly
+comprehend all this; and, therefore, to the charity of your casuistry I
+recommend myself in this jumble of contradictions, which you may be sure
+do not give me any sort of trouble either way. At least I have not
+_three_ distinctions, like Chatelet when he affronted Czernichew, but
+neither in his private nor public capacity.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Czarina.]
+
+This fracas happens very luckily, as we had nothing left to talk of; for
+of the Pope we think no more, according to the old saying, than of the
+Pope of Rome. Of Wilkes there is no longer any question, and of the war
+under the Pole we hear nothing. Corsica, probably, will occasion
+murmurs, but they will be preserved in pickle till next winter. I am
+come hither for two months, very busy with finishing my round tower,
+which has stood still these five years, and with an enchanting new
+cottage that I have built, and other little works. In August I shall go
+to Paris for six weeks. In short, I am delighted with having bid adieu
+to Parliament and politics, and with doing nothing but what I like all
+the year round.
+
+
+_HIS RETURN TO PARIS--MADAME DEFFAND--A TRANSLATION OF "HAMLET"--MADAME
+DUMENIL--VOLTAIRE'S "MEROPE" AND "LES GUEBRES._"
+
+TO JOHN CHUTE, ESQ.
+
+PARIS, _Aug._ 30, 1769.
+
+I have been so hurried with paying and receiving visits, that I have not
+had a moment's worth of time to write. My passage was very tedious, and
+lasted near nine hours for want of wind.--But I need not talk of my
+journey; for Mr. Maurice, whom I met on the road, will have told you
+that I was safe on _terra firma_.
+
+Judge of my surprise at hearing four days ago, that my Lord Dacre and my
+lady were arrived here. They are lodged within a few doors of me. He is
+come to consult a Doctor Pomme who has prescribed wine, and Lord Dacre
+already complains of the violence of his appetite. If you and I had
+_pommed_ him to eternity, he would not have believed us. A man across
+the sea tells him the plainest thing in the world; that man happens to
+be called a doctor; and happening for novelty to talk common sense, is
+believed, as if he had talked nonsense! and what is more extraordinary,
+Lord Dacre thinks himself better, _though_ he is so.
+
+My dear old woman [Madame du Deffand] is in better health than when I
+left her, and her spirits so increased, that I tell her she will go mad
+with age. When they ask her how old she is, she answers, "J'ai soixante
+et mille ans." She and I went to the Boulevard last night after supper,
+and drove about there till two in the morning. We are going to sup in
+the country this evening, and are to go to-morrow night at eleven to the
+puppet-show. A _protege_ of hers has written a piece for that theatre. I
+have not yet seen Madame du Barri, nor can get to see her picture at the
+exposition at the Louvre, the crowds are so enormous that go thither for
+that purpose. As royal curiosities are the least part of my _virtu_, I
+wait with patience. Whenever I have an opportunity I visit gardens,
+chiefly with a view to Rosette's having a walk. She goes nowhere else,
+because there is a distemper among the dogs.
+
+There is going to be represented a translation of Hamlet; who when his
+hair is cut, and he is curled and powdered, I suppose will be exactly
+_Monsieur le Prince Oreste_. T'other night I was at "Merope." The
+Dumenil was as divine as Mrs. Porter[1]; they said her familiar tones
+were those of a _poissonniere_. In the last act, when one expected the
+catastrophe, Narbas, more interested than anybody to see the event,
+remained coolly on the stage to hear the story. The Queen's maid of
+honour entered without her handkerchief, and her hair most artfully
+undressed, and reeling as if she was maudlin, sobbed out a long
+narrative, that did not prove true; while Narbas, with all the good
+breeding in the world, was more attentive to her fright than to what had
+happened. So much for propriety. Now for probability. Voltaire has
+published a tragedy, called "Les Guebres." Two Roman colonels open the
+piece: they are brothers, and relate to one another, how they lately in
+company destroyed, by the Emperor's mandate, a city of the Guebres, in
+which were their own wives and children; and they recollect that they
+want prodigiously to know whether both their families did perish in the
+flames. The son of the one and the daughter of the other are taken up
+for heretics, and, thinking themselves brother and sister, insist upon
+being married, and upon being executed for their religion. The son stabs
+his father, who is half a Guebre, too. The high-priest rants and roars.
+The Emperor arrives, blames the pontiff for being a persecutor, and
+forgives the son for assassinating his father (who does not die)
+because--I don't know why, but that he may marry his cousin. The
+grave-diggers in Hamlet have no chance, when such a piece as the Guebres
+is written agreeably to all rules and unities. Adieu, my dear Sir! I
+hope to find you quite well at my return. Yours ever.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mme. Dumenil, as has been mentioned in a former note, was
+the most popular of the French tragic actresses at this time, as Mrs.
+Porter was of the English actresses.]
+
+
+_THE FRENCH COURT--THE YOUNG PRINCES--ST. CYR--MADAME DE MAILLY._
+
+TO GEORGE MONTAGU, ESQ.
+
+PARIS, _Sunday night, Sept._ 17, 1769.
+
+I am heartily tired; but, as it is too early to go to bed, I must tell
+you how agreeably I have passed the day. I wished for you; the same
+scenes strike us both, and the same kind of visions has amused us both
+ever since we were born.
+
+Well then; I went this morning to Versailles with my niece Mrs.
+Cholmondeley, Mrs. Hart, Lady Denbigh's sister, and the Count de Grave,
+one of the most amiable, humane, and obliging men alive. Our first
+object was to see Madame du Barri. Being too early for mass, we saw the
+Dauphin and his brothers at dinner. The eldest is the picture of the
+Duke of Grafton, except that he is more fair, and will be taller. He has
+a sickly air, and no grace. The Count de Provence has a very pleasing
+countenance, with an air of more sense than the Count d'Artois, the
+genius of the family. They already tell as many _bon-mots_ of the latter
+as of Henri Quatre and Louis Quatorze. He is very fat, and the most like
+his grandfather of all the children. You may imagine this royal mess did
+not occupy us long: thence to the Chapel, where a first row in the
+balconies was kept for us. Madame du Barri arrived over against us
+below, without rouge, without powder, and indeed _sans avoir fait sa
+toilette_; an odd appearance, as she was so conspicuous, close to the
+altar, and amidst both Court and people. She is pretty, when you
+consider her; yet so little striking, that I never should have asked who
+she was. There is nothing bold, assuming or affected in her manner. Her
+husband's sister was along with her. In the Tribune above, surrounded by
+prelates, was the amorous and still handsome King. One could not help
+smiling at the mixture of piety, pomp, and carnality. From chapel we
+went to the dinner of the elder Mesdames. We were almost stifled in the
+antechamber, where their dishes were heating over charcoal, and where we
+could not stir for the press. When the doors are opened, everybody
+rushes in, princes of the blood, _cordons bleus_, abbes, housemaids, and
+the Lord knows who and what. Yet, so used are their highnesses to this
+trade, that they eat as comfortably and heartily as you or I could do in
+our own parlours.
+
+Our second act was much more agreeable. We quitted the Court and a
+reigning mistress, for a dead one and a Cloister. In short, I had
+obtained leave from the Bishop of Chartres to enter _into_ St. Cyr; and,
+as Madame du Deffand never leaves anything undone that can give me
+satisfaction, she had written to the abbess to desire I might see
+everything that could be seen there. The Bishop's order was to admit me,
+_Monsieur de Grave, et les dames de ma compagnie_: I begged the abbess
+to give me back the order, that I might deposit it in the archives of
+Strawberry, and she complied instantly. Every door flew open to us: and
+the nuns vied in attentions to please us. The first thing I desired to
+see was Madame de Maintenon's apartment. It consists of two small rooms,
+a library, and a very small chamber, the same in which the Czar saw her,
+and in which she died. The bed is taken away, and the room covered now
+with bad pictures of the royal family, which destroys the gravity and
+simplicity. It is wainscotted with oak, with plain chairs of the same,
+covered with dark blue damask. Everywhere else the chairs are of blue
+cloth. The simplicity and extreme neatness of the whole house, which is
+vast, are very remarkable. A large apartment above (for that I have
+mentioned is on the ground-floor), consisting of five rooms, and
+destined by Louis Quatorze for Madame de Maintenon, is now the
+infirmary, with neat white linen beds, and decorated with every text of
+Scripture by which could be insinuated that the foundress was a Queen.
+The hour of vespers being come, we were conducted to the chapel, and, as
+it was _my_ curiosity that had led us thither, I was placed in the
+Maintenon's own tribune; my company in the adjoining gallery. The
+pensioners, two and two, each band headed by a man, march orderly to
+their seats, and sing the whole service, which I confess was not a
+little tedious. The young ladies, to the number of two hundred and
+fifty, are dressed in black, with short aprons of the same, the latter
+and their stays bound with blue, yellow, green, or red, to distinguish
+the classes; the captains and lieutenants have knots of a different
+colour for distinction. Their hair is curled and powdered, their
+coiffure a sort of French round-eared caps, with white tippets, a sort
+of ruff and large tucker: in short, a very pretty dress. The nuns are
+entirely in black, with crape veils and long trains, deep white
+handkerchiefs, and forehead cloths, and a very long train. The chapel is
+plain but very pretty, and in the middle of the choir under a flat
+marble lies the foundress. Madame de Cambis, one of the nuns, who are
+about forty, is beautiful as a Madonna.[1] The abbess has no distinction
+but a larger and richer gold cross: her apartment consists of two very
+small rooms. Of Madame de Maintenon we did not see fewer than twenty
+pictures. The young one looking over her shoulder has a round face,
+without the least resemblance to those of her latter age. That in the
+royal mantle, of which you know I have a copy, is the most repeated; but
+there is another with a longer and leaner face, which has by far the
+most sensible look. She is in black, with a high point head and band, a
+long train, and is sitting in a chair of purple velvet. Before her
+knees stands her niece Madame de Noailles, a child; at a distance a view
+of Versailles or St. Cyr,[2] I could not distinguish which. We were
+shown some rich reliquaires and the _corpo santo_ that was sent to her
+by the Pope. We were then carried into the public room of each class. In
+the first, the young ladies, who were playing at chess, were ordered to
+sing to us the choruses of Athaliah; in another, they danced minuets and
+country dances, while a nun, not quite so able as St. Cecilia, played on
+a violin. In the others, they acted before us the proverbs or
+conversations written by Madame de Maintenon for their instruction; for
+she was not only their foundress but their saint, and their adoration of
+her memory has quite eclipsed the Virgin Mary. We saw their dormitory,
+and saw them at supper; and at last were carried to their archives,
+where they produced volumes of her letters, and where one of the nuns
+gave me a small piece of paper with three sentences in her handwriting.
+I forgot to tell you, that this kind dame who took to me extremely,
+asked me if we had many convents and relics in England. I was much
+embarrassed for fear of destroying her good opinion of me, and so said
+we had but few now. Oh! we went too to the _apothecairie_, where they
+treated us with cordials, and where one of the ladies told me
+inoculation was a sin, as it was a voluntary detention from mass, and as
+voluntary a cause of eating _gras_. Our visit concluded in the garden,
+now grown very venerable, where the young ladies played at little games
+before us. After a stay of four hours we took our leave. I begged the
+abbess's blessing; she smiled, and said, she doubted I should not place
+much faith in it. She is a comely old gentlewoman, and very proud of
+having seen Madame de Maintenon. Well! was not I in the right to wish
+you with me?--could you have passed a day more agreeably.
+
+[Footnote 1: Madame du Deffand, in her letter to Walpole of the 10th of
+May, 1776, encloses the following portrait of Madame de Cambise, by
+Madame de la Valliere:--"Non, non, Madame, je ne ferai point votre
+portrait: vous avez une maniere d'etre si noble, si fine, si piquante,
+si delicate, si seduisante; votre gentilesse et vos graces changent si
+souvent pour n'en etre que plus aimable, que l'on ne peut saisir aucun
+de vos traits ni au physique ni au moral." She was niece of La Marquise
+de Boufflers, and, having fled to England at the breaking out of the
+French Revolution, resided here until her death, which took place at
+Richmond in January, 1809.]
+
+[Footnote 2: St. Cyr was a school founded by Mme. de Maintenon for the
+education of girls of good families who were in reduced circumstances.
+Mme. de Maintenon was the daughter of M. D'Aubigne, a writer of fair
+repute both as a historian and a satirist. Her first husband had been a
+M. Paul Scarron, a comic poet of indifferent reputation. After his
+death, she was induced, after an artful show of affected reluctance, to
+become governess to the children of Louis XIV. and Mme. de Montespan.
+Louis gave her the small estate of Maintenon, and, after the death of
+his queen, privately married her. She became devout, and, under the
+tuition of the Jesuits, a violent promoter of the persecution of the
+Huguenots. It was probably her influence that induced Louis to issue the
+Edict revoking the Edict of Nantes promulgated by Henry IV. in 1598. She
+outlived the King, and died in 1719.]
+
+I will conclude my letter with a most charming trait of Madame de
+Mailly,[1] which cannot be misplaced in such a chapter of royal
+concubines. Going to St. Sulpice, after she had lost the King's heart, a
+person present desired the crowd to make way for her. Some brutal young
+officers said, "Comment, pour cette catin la!" She turned to them, and
+with the most charming modesty said--"Messieurs, puisque vous me
+connoissez, priez Dieu pour moi." I am sure it will bring tears into
+your eyes. Was she not the Publican and Maintenon the Pharisee? Good
+night! I hope I am going to dream of all I have been seeing. As my
+impressions and my fancy, when I am pleased, are apt to be strong, my
+night perhaps may still be more productive of ideas than the day has
+been. It will be charming indeed if Madame de Cambis is the ruling tint.
+Adieu!
+
+Yours ever.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mme. de Mailly was the first of the mistresses of Louis XV.
+She was the elder sister of the Duchesse de Chateauroux and Mme. de
+Lauragais. She has the credit, such as it is, of having been really in
+love with the King before she became acquainted with him; but she soon
+retired, feeling repentance and shame at her position, and being
+superseded in his fancy by the more showy attractions of her younger
+sisters.]
+
+
+_A MASQUERADE--STATE OF RUSSIA._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _Feb._ 27, 1770.
+
+It is very lucky, seeing how much of the tiger enters into the human
+composition, that there should be a good dose of the monkey too. If
+Aesop had not lived so many centuries before the introduction of
+masquerades and operas, he would certainly have anticipated my
+observation, and worked it up into a capital fable. As we still trade
+upon the stock of the ancients, we seldom deal in any other manufacture;
+and, though nature, after new combinations, lets forth new
+characteristics, it is very rarely that they are added to the old fund;
+else how could so striking a remark have escaped being made, as mine, on
+the joint ingredients of tiger and monkey? In France the latter
+predominates, in England the former; but, like Orozmades and
+Arimanius,[1] they get the better by turns. The bankruptcy in France,
+and the rigours of the new Comptroller-General, are half forgotten, in
+the expectation of a new opera at the new theatre. Our civil war has
+been lulled asleep by a Subscription Masquerade, for which the House of
+Commons literally adjourned yesterday. Instead of Fairfaxes and
+Cromwells, we have had a crowd of Henry the Eighths, Wolseys, Vandykes,
+and Harlequins; and because Wilkes was not mask enough, we had a man
+dressed like him, with a visor, in imitation of his squint, and a Cap of
+Liberty on a pole. In short, sixteen or eighteen young lords have given
+the town a Masquerade; and politics, for the last fortnight, were forced
+to give way to habit-makers. The ball was last night at Soho; and, if
+possible, was more magnificent than the King of Denmark's. The Bishops
+opposed: he of London formally remonstrated to the King, who did not
+approve it, but could not help him. The consequence was, that four
+divine vessels belonging to the holy fathers, alias their wives, were at
+this Masquerade. Monkey again! A fair widow,[2] who once bore my whole
+name, and now bears half of it, was there, with one of those whom the
+newspapers call _great personages_--he dressed like Edward the Fourth,
+she like Elizabeth Woodville,[3] in grey and pearls, with a black veil.
+Methinks it was not very difficult to find out the meaning of those
+masks.
+
+[Footnote 1: "_Orozmades and Arimanius._" In the Persian theology
+Orozmades and Ahriman are the good and bad angels. In Scott's "Talisman"
+the disguised Saracen (Saladin) invokes Ahriman as "the dark spirit." In
+one of his earlier letters Walpole describes his friend Gray as
+Orozmades.]
+
+[Footnote 2: "_A fair widow._" Lady Waldegrave, a natural daughter of
+Walpole's uncle, married the King's favourite brother, the Duke of
+Gloucester, the _great personage_. The King was very indignant at the
+_mesalliance_; and this marriage, with that of the King's other brother,
+the Duke of Cumberland, to Mrs. Horton, led to the enactment of the
+Royal Marriage Act.]
+
+[Footnote 3: Elizabeth Woodville was the daughter of a Sir Richard
+Woodville, and his wife, the Duchess of Bedford, the widow of the
+illustrious brother of Henry V. Her first husband had been Sir John
+Grey, a knight of the Lancastrian party; and, after his death, Edward
+IV., attracted by her remarkable beauty, married her in 1464.]
+
+As one of my ancient passions, formerly, was Masquerades, I had a large
+trunk of dresses by me. I dressed out a thousand young Conways and
+Cholmondeleys, and went with more pleasure to see them pleased than when
+I formerly delighted in that diversion myself. It has cost me a great
+headache, and I shall probably never go to another. A symptom appeared
+of the change that has happened in the people.
+
+The mob was beyond all belief: they held flambeaux to the windows of
+every coach, and demanded to have the masks pulled off and put on at
+their pleasure, but with extreme good-humour and civility. I was with my
+Lady Hertford and two of her daughters, in their coach: the mob took me
+for Lord Hertford, and huzzaed and blessed me! One fellow cried out,
+"Are you for Wilkes?" another said, "D--n you, you fool, what has Wilkes
+to do with a Masquerade?"
+
+In good truth, that stock is fallen very low. The Court has recovered a
+majority of seventy-five in the House of Commons; and the party has
+succeeded so ill in the Lords, that my Lord Chatham has betaken himself
+to the gout, and appears no more. What Wilkes may do at his enlargement
+in April, I don't know, but his star is certainly much dimmed. The
+distress of France, the injustice they have been induced to commit on
+public credit, immense bankruptcies, and great bankers hanging and
+drowning themselves, are comfortable objects in our prospect; for one
+tiger is charmed if another tiger loses his tail.
+
+There was a stroke of the monkey last night that will sound ill in the
+ears of your neighbour the Pope. The heir-apparent of the House of
+Norfolk, a drunken old mad fellow, was, though a Catholic, dressed like
+a Cardinal: I hope he was scandalised at the wives of our Bishops.
+
+So you agree with me, and don't think that the crusado from Russia will
+recover the Holy Land! It is a pity; for, if the Turks kept it a little
+longer, I doubt it will be the Holy Land no longer. When Rome totters,
+poor Jerusalem! As to your Count Orloff's[1] denying the murder of the
+late Czar, it is no more than every felon does at the Old Bailey. If I
+could write like Shakspeare, I would make Peter's ghost perch on the
+dome of Sancta Sophia, and, when the Russian fleet comes in sight, roar,
+with a voice of thunder that should reach to Petersburg,
+
+ Let me sit heavy on thy soul to-morrow!
+
+[Footnote 1: Count Orloff was one of the Czarina's earlier lovers, and
+was universally understood to have been the principal agent in the
+murder of her husband.]
+
+We have had two or three simpletons return from Russia, charmed with the
+murderess, believing her innocent, _because_ she spoke graciously to
+_them_ in the drawing-room. I don't know what the present Grand
+Signior's name is, Osman, or Mustapha, or what, but I am extremely on
+his side against Catherine of Zerbst; and I never intend to ask him for
+a farthing, nor write panegyrics on him for pay, like Voltaire and
+Diderot; so you need not say a word to him of my good wishes. Benedict
+XIV. deserved my friendship, but being a sound Protestant, one would
+not, you know, make all Turk and Pagan and Infidel princes too familiar.
+Adieu!
+
+[Illustration: SIR ROBERT WALPOLE
+
+_From a mezzotint by J. Simon after a picture by Sir Godfrey Kneller_]
+
+
+_WILKES--BURKE'S PAMPHLET--PREDICTION OF AMERICAN
+REPUBLICS--EXTRAVAGANCE IN ENGLAND._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _May_ 6, 1770.
+
+I don't know whether Wilkes is subdued by his imprisonment, or waits for
+the rising of Parliament, to take the field; or whether his dignity of
+Alderman has dulled him into prudence, and the love of feasting; but
+hitherto he has done nothing but go to City banquets and sermons, and
+sit at Guildhall as a sober magistrate. With an inversion of the
+proverb, "Si ex quovis Mercurio fit lignum!" What do you Italians think
+of Harlequin Potesta?[1] In truth, his party is crumbled away strangely.
+Lord Chatham has talked on the Middlesex election till nobody will
+answer him; and Mr. Burke (Lord Rockingham's governor) has published a
+pamphlet[2] that has sown the utmost discord between that faction and
+the supporters of the Bill of Rights. Mrs. Macaulay[3] has written
+against it. In Parliament their numbers are shrunk to nothing, and the
+session is ending very triumphantly for the Court. But there is another
+scene opened of a very different aspect. You have seen the accounts from
+Boston. The tocsin seems to be sounded to America. I have many visions
+about that country, and fancy I see twenty empires and republics forming
+upon vast scales over all that continent, which is growing too mighty to
+be kept in subjection to half a dozen exhausted nations in Europe. As
+the latter sinks, and the others rise, they who live between the eras
+will be a sort of Noahs, witnesses to the period of the old world and
+origin of the new. I entertain myself with the idea of a future senate
+in Carolina and Virginia, where their future patriots will harangue on
+the austere and incorruptible virtue of the ancient English! will tell
+their auditors of our disinterestedness and scorn of bribes and
+pensions, and make us blush in our graves at their ridiculous
+panegyrics. Who knows but even our Indian usurpations and villanies may
+become topics of praise to American schoolboys? As I believe our virtues
+are extremely like those of our predecessors the Romans, so I am sure
+our luxury and extravagance are too.
+
+[Footnote 1: Podesta was an officer in some of the smaller Italian
+towns, somewhat corresponding to our mayor. The name is Italianised from
+the Roman Potestas--
+
+ Hajus, quo trahitur, praetextam sumere mavis,
+ An Fidenarum, Gabiorumque esse Potestas.
+
+(Juv., x. 100).]
+
+[Footnote 2: The pamphlet is, "Thoughts on the Present Discontents,"
+founding them especially on the unconstitutional influence of "the
+King's friends."]
+
+[Footnote 3: Mrs. Macaulay was the wife of a London physician, and
+authoress of a "History of England" from the accession of James I. to
+that of George I., written in a spirit of the fiercest republicanism,
+but long since forgotten.]
+
+What do you think of a winter Ranelagh[1] erecting in Oxford Road, at
+the expense of sixty thousand pounds? The new bank, including the value
+of the ground, and of the houses demolished to make room for it, will
+cost three hundred thousand; and erected, as my Lady Townley[2] says,
+_by sober citizens too_! I have touched before to you on the incredible
+profusion of our young men of fashion. I know a younger brother who
+literally gives a flower-woman half a guinea every morning for a bunch
+of roses for the nosegay in his button-hole. There has lately been an
+auction of stuffed birds; and, as natural history is in fashion, there
+are physicians and others who paid forty and fifty guineas for a single
+Chinese pheasant; you may buy a live one for five. After this, it is
+not extraordinary that pictures should be dear. We have at present three
+exhibitions. One West,[3] who paints history in the taste of Poussin,
+gets three hundred pounds for a piece not too large to hang over a
+chimney. He has merit, but is hard and heavy, and far unworthy of such
+prices. The rage to see these exhibitions is so great, that sometimes
+one cannot pass through the streets where they are. But it is incredible
+what sums are raised by mere exhibitions of anything; a new fashion, and
+to enter at which you pay a shilling or half-a-crown. Another rage, is
+for prints of English portraits: I have been collecting them above
+thirty years, and originally never gave for a mezzotinto above one or
+two shillings. The lowest are now a crown; most, from half a guinea to a
+guinea. Lately, I assisted a clergyman [Granger] in compiling a
+catalogue of them; since the publication, scarce heads in books, not
+worth threepence, will sell for five guineas. Then we have Etruscan
+vases, made of earthenware, in Staffordshire, [by Wedgwood] from two to
+five guineas, and _ormoulu_, never made here before, which succeeds so
+well, that a tea-kettle, which the inventor offered for one hundred
+guineas, sold by auction for one hundred and thirty. In short, we are at
+the height of extravagance and improvements, for we do improve rapidly
+in taste as well as in the former. I cannot say so much for our genius.
+Poetry is gone to bed, or into our prose; we are like the Romans in
+that too. If we have the arts of the Antonines,--we have the fustian
+also.
+
+[Footnote 1: _"A winter Ranelagh._"--the Pantheon in Oxford Street.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Lady Townley is the principal character in "The Provoked
+Husband."]
+
+[Footnote 3: West, as a painter, was highly esteemed by George III.,
+and, on the death of Sir J. Reynolds, succeeded him as President of the
+Royal Academy.]
+
+Well! what becomes of your neighbours, the Pope and Turk? is one Babylon
+to fall, and the other to moulder away? I begin to tremble for the poor
+Greeks; they will be sacrificed like the Catalans, and left to be
+impaled for rebellion, as soon as that vainglorious woman the Czarina
+has glutted her lust of fame, and secured Azoph by a peace, which I hear
+is all she insists on keeping. What strides modern ambition takes! _We_
+are the successors of Aurungzebe; and a virago under the Pole sends a
+fleet into the Aegean Sea to rouse the ghosts of Leonidas and
+Epaminondas, and burn the capital of the second Roman Empire! Folks now
+scarce meddle with their next door neighbours; as many English go to
+visit St. Peter's who never thought of stepping into St. Paul's.
+
+I shall let Lord Beauchamp know your readiness to oblige him, probably
+to-morrow, as I go to town. The spring is so backward here that I have
+little inducement to stay; not an entire leaf is out on any tree, and I
+have heard a syren as much as a nightingale. Lord Fitzwilliam, who, I
+suppose, is one of your latest acquaintance, is going to marry Lady
+Charlotte Ponsonby, Lord Besborough's second daughter, a pretty,
+sensible, and very amiable girl. I seldom tell you that sort of news,
+but when the parties are very fresh in your memory. Adieu!
+
+
+_MASQUERADES IN FASHION--A LADY'S CLUB._
+
+TO GEORGE MONTAGU, ESQ.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _May_ 6, 1770.
+
+If you are like me, you are fretting at the weather. We have not a leaf,
+yet, large enough to make an apron for a Miss Eve of two years old.
+Flowers and fruits, if they come at all this year, must meet together as
+they do in a Dutch picture; our lords and ladies, however, couple as if
+it were the real _Gioventu dell' anno_. Lord Albemarle, you know, has
+disappointed all his brothers and my niece; and Lord Fitzwilliam is
+declared _sposo_ to Lady Charlotte Ponsonby. It is a pretty match, and
+makes Lord Besborough as happy as possible.
+
+Masquerades proceed in spite of Church and King. That knave the Bishop
+of London persuaded that good soul the Archbishop to remonstrate against
+them; but happily the age prefers silly follies to serious ones, and
+dominos, _comme de raison_, carry it against lawn sleeves.
+
+There is a new Institution that begins to make, and if it proceeds, will
+make a considerable noise. It is a club of _both_ sexes to be erected at
+Almack's, on the model of that of the men of White's. Mrs. Fitzroy, Lady
+Pembroke, Mrs. Meynell, Lady Molyneux, Miss Pelham, and Miss Loyd, are
+the foundresses. I am ashamed to say I am of so young and fashionable a
+society; but as they are people I live with, I choose to be idle rather
+than morose. I can go to a young supper, without forgetting how much
+sand is run out of the hour-glass. Yet I shall never pass a triste old
+age in turning the Psalms into Latin or English verse. My plan is to
+pass away calmly; cheerfully if I can; sometimes to amuse myself with
+the rising generation, but to take care not to fatigue them, nor weary
+them with old stories, which will not interest them, as their adventures
+do not interest me. Age would indulge prejudices if it did not sometimes
+polish itself against younger acquaintance; but it must be the work of
+folly if one hopes to contract friendships with them, or desires it, or
+thinks one can become the same follies, or expects that they should do
+more than bear one for one's good-humour. In short, they are a pleasant
+medicine, that one should take care not to grow fond of. Medicines hurt
+when habit has annihilated their force; but you see I am in no danger. I
+intend by degrees to decrease my opium, instead of augmenting the dose.
+Good night! You see I never let our long-lived friendship drop, though
+you give it so few opportunities of breathing.
+
+
+_THE PRINCESS OF WALES IS GONE TO GERMANY--TERRIBLE ACCIDENT IN PARIS._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _June_ 15, 1770.
+
+I have no public event to tell you, though I write again sooner than I
+purposed. The journey of the Princess Dowager to Germany is indeed an
+extraordinary circumstance, but besides its being a week old, as I do
+not know the motives, I have nothing to say upon it. It is much
+canvassed and sifted, and yet perhaps she was only in search of a little
+repose from the torrents of abuse that have been poured upon her for
+some years. Yesterday they publicly sung about the streets a ballad, the
+burthen of which was, _the cow has left her calf_. With all this we are
+grown very quiet, and Lord North's behaviour is so sensible and moderate
+that he offends nobody.
+
+Our family has lost a branch, but I cannot call it a misfortune. Lord
+Cholmondeley died last Saturday. He was seventy, and had a constitution
+to have carried him to a hundred, if he had not destroyed it by an
+intemperance, especially in drinking, that would have killed anybody
+else in half the time. As it was, he had outlived by fifteen years all
+his set, who have reeled into the ferry-boat so long before him. His
+grandson seems good and amiable, and though he comes into but a small
+fortune for an earl, five-and-twenty hundred a-year, his uncle the
+general may re-establish him upon a great footing--but it will not be in
+his life, and the general does not sail after his brother on a sea of
+claret.
+
+You have heard details, to be sure, of the horrible catastrophe at the
+fireworks at Paris.[1] Francees, the French minister, told me the other
+night that the number of the killed is so great that they now try to
+stifle it; my letters say between five and six hundred! I think there
+were not fewer than ten coach-horses trodden to death. The mob had
+poured down from the _Etoile_ by thousands and ten thousands to see the
+illuminations, and did not know the havoc they were occasioning. The
+impulse drove great numbers into the Seine, and those met with the most
+favourable deaths.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Dauphin had been married to the Archduchess Marie
+Antoinette on May 16th, and on May 30th the city of Paris closed a
+succession of balls and banquets with which they had celebrated the
+marriage of the heir of the monarchy by a display of fireworks in the
+Place Louis XV., in which the ingenuity of the most fashionable
+pyrotechnists had been exhausted to outshine all previous displays of
+the sort. But towards the end of the exhibition one of the explosives
+set fire to a portion of the platforms on which the different figures
+were constructed, and in a moment the whole woodwork was in a flame.
+Three sides of the Place were enclosed, and the fourth was so blocked up
+with carriages, that the spectators, who saw themselves surrounded with
+flames, had no way to escape open. The carriage-horses, too, became
+terrified and unmanageable. In their panic-stricken flight the
+spectators trampled one another down; hundreds fell, and were crushed to
+death by their companions; hundreds were pushed into the river and
+drowned. The number of killed could never be precisely ascertained; but
+it was never estimated below six hundred, and was commonly believed to
+have greatly exceeded that number, as many of the victims were of the
+poorer class--many, too, the bread-winners of their families. The
+Dauphin and Dauphiness devoted the whole of their month's income to the
+relief of the sufferers; and Marie Antoinette herself visited many of
+the families whose loss seemed to have been the most severe: this
+personal interest in their affliction which she thus displayed making a
+deep impression on the citizens.]
+
+This is a slight summer letter, but you will not be sorry it is so
+short, when the dearth of events is the cause. Last year I did not know
+but we might have a battle of Edgehill[1] by this time. At present, my
+Lord Chatham could as soon raise money as raise the people; and Wilkes
+will not much longer have more power of doing either. If you were not
+busy in burning Constantinople, you could not have a better opportunity
+for taking a trip to England. Have you never a wish this way? Think what
+satisfaction it would be to me?--but I never advise; nor let my own
+inclinations judge for my friends. I had rather suffer their absence,
+than have to reproach myself with having given them bad counsel. I
+therefore say no more on what would make me so happy. Adieu!
+
+[Footnote 1: Edgehill was the first battle in the Great Rebellion,
+fought October 23, 1642.]
+
+
+_FALL OF THE DUC DE CHOISEUL'S MINISTRY._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Saturday evening, Dec._ 29, 1770.
+
+We are alarmed, or very glad, we don't know which. The Duke de Choiseul
+is fallen! but we cannot tell yet whether the mood of his successors
+will be peaceable or martial. The news arrived yesterday morning, and
+the event happened but last Monday evening. He was allowed but three
+hours to prepare for his journey, and ordered to retire to his seat at
+Chanteloup; but there are letters that say, _qu'il ira plus loin_. The
+Duke de Praslin is banished too--a disagreeable man; but his fate is a
+little hard, for he was just going to resign the Marine to Chatelet,
+who, by the way, is forbidden to visit Choiseul. I shall shed no tears
+for Chatelet, the most peevish and insolent of men, our bitter enemy,
+and whom M. de Choiseul may thank in some measure for his fall; for I
+believe while Chatelet was here, he drew the Spaniards into the attack
+of Falkland's Island. Choiseul's own conduct seems to have been not a
+little equivocal. His friends maintained that his existence as a
+minister depended on his preventing a war, and he certainly confuted the
+Comptroller-General's plan of raising supplies for it. Yet, it is now
+said, that on the very morning of the Duke's disgrace, the King
+reproached him, and said "Monsieur, je vous avois dit, que je ne voulois
+pas la guerre;" and the Duke d'Aiguillon's friends have officiously
+whispered, that if Choiseul was out it would certainly be peace; but did
+not Lord Chatham, immediately before he was Minister, protest not half a
+man should be sent to Germany, and yet, were not all our men and all our
+money sent thither? The Chevalier de Muy is made Secretary-at-War, and
+it is supposed Monsieur d'Aiguillon is, or will be, the Minister.
+
+Thus Abishag[1] has strangled an Administration that had lasted fourteen
+years. I am sincerely grieved for the Duchess de Choiseul, the most
+perfect being I know of either sex. I cannot possibly feel for her
+husband: Corsica is engraved in my memory, as I believe it is on your
+heart. His cruelties there, I should think, would not cheer his solitude
+or prison. In the mean time, desolation and confusion reign all over
+France. They are almost bankrupts, and quite famished. The Parliament
+of Paris has quitted its functions, and the other tribunals threaten to
+follow the example. Some people say, that Maupeou,[2] the Chancellor,
+told the King that they were supported underhand by Choiseul, and must
+submit if he were removed. The suggestion is specious at least, as the
+object of their antipathy is the Duke d'Aiguillon. If the latter should
+think a war a good diversion to their enterprises, I should not be
+surprised if they went on, especially if a bankruptcy follows famine.
+The new Minister and the Chancellor are in general execration. On the
+latter's lately obtaining the _Cordon Bleu_,[3] this epigram appeared:--
+
+ Ce tyran de la France, qui cherche a mettre tout en feu,
+ Merite un cordon, mais ce n'est pas le cordon bleu.
+
+[Footnote 1: Madame du Barri.--WALPOLE.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Maupeou was the Chancellor who had just abolished the
+Parliaments, the restoration of which in the next reign was perhaps one
+of the causes which contributed to the Revolution.]
+
+[Footnote 3: The _Cordon Bleu_ was the badge of the Order of St. Louis,
+established by Louis XIV.; the _cordon not_ blue was the hangman's
+rope.]
+
+We shall see how Spain likes the fall of the author of the
+"Family-compact."[1] There is an Empress[2] will not be pleased with
+it, but it is not the Russian Empress; and much less the Turks, who are
+as little obliged to that bold man's intrigues as the poor Corsicans.
+How can one regret such a general _Boute-feu_?
+
+[Footnote 1: Choiseul was the Minister when the "Family Compact" of 1761
+was concluded between France and Spain. The Duc de Praslin, who shared
+his fall, had been Secretary at War, and for some little time neither
+his office nor that of Choiseul was filled up, but the work of their
+departments was performed by Secretaries of State, the Duc d'Aiguillon,
+in spite of the contempt in which he was deservedly held, being
+eventually made Secretary for Foreign Affairs through the interest of
+Mme. du Barri (Lacretelle, iv. 256).]
+
+[Footnote 2: "_An Empress._" The Empress-Queen Maria Theresa, who
+considered herself and her family under obligations to Choiseul for his
+abandonment of the long-standing policy of enmity to the house of
+Austria which had been the guiding principle of all French statesmen
+since the time of Henry IV., and for the marriage of her favourite
+daughter to the Dauphin.]
+
+Perhaps our situation is not very stable neither. The world, who are
+ignorant of Lord Weymouth's motives, suspect a secret intelligence with
+Lord Chatham. Oh! let us have peace abroad before we quarrel any more at
+home!
+
+Judge Bathurst is to be Lord Keeper, with many other arrangements in the
+law; but as you neither know the persons, nor I care about them, I shall
+not fill my paper with the catalogue, but reserve the rest of my letter
+for Tuesday, when I shall be in town. No Englishman, you know, will
+sacrifice his Saturday and Sunday. I have so little to do with all these
+matters, that I came hither this morning, and left this new chaos to
+arrange itself as it pleases. It certainly is an era, and may be an
+extensive one; not very honourable to old King Capet,[1] whatever it may
+be to the intrigues of his new Ministers. The Jesuits will not be
+without hopes. They have a friend that made mischief _ante Helenam_.
+
+[Footnote 1: Louis XV.--WALPOLE.]
+
+_Jan._ 1, 1771.
+
+I hope the new year will end as quietly as it begins, for I have not a
+syllable to tell you. No letters are come from France since Friday
+morning, and this is Tuesday noon. As we had full time to reason--in the
+dark, the general persuasion is, that the French Revolution will produce
+peace--I mean in Europe--not amongst themselves. Probably I have been
+sending you little but what you will have heard long before you receive
+my letter; but no matter; if we did not chat about our neighbour Kings,
+I don't know how we should keep up our correspondence, for we are better
+acquainted with King Louis, King Carlos, and Empresses Katharine and
+Teresa, than you with the English that I live amongst, or I with your
+Florentines. Adieu!
+
+
+_PEACE WITH SPAIN--BANISHMENT OF THE FRENCH PARLIAMENT--MRS. CORNELYS'S
+ESTABLISHMENT--THE QUEEN OF DENMARK._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _Feb._ 22, 1771.
+
+Two days ago there began to be an alarm at the delay of the Spanish
+courier, and people were persuaded that the King of Spain had refused to
+ratify his ambassador's declaration; who, on the warrant of the French
+King, had ventured to sign it, though expecting every hour to be
+recalled, as he actually was two days afterwards. However, the night
+before last, to the great comfort of Prince Masserano and our Ministers,
+the ratification arrived; and, after so many delays and untoward
+accidents, Fortune has interposed (for there has been great luck, too,
+in the affair), and peace is again established. With you, I am not at
+all clear that Choiseul was in earnest to make it. If he was, it was
+entirely owing to his own ticklish situation. Other people think, that
+this very situation had made him desperate; and that he was on the point
+of striking a hardy stroke indeed; and meditated sending a strong army
+into Holland, to oblige the Dutch to lend twelve men-of-war to invade
+us. Count Welderen,[1] who is totally an anti-Gaul, assured me he did
+not believe this project. Still I am very glad such a _boute-feu_ is
+removed.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Dutch Minister in England. He married a sister of Sir
+John Griffin, Maid of Honour to Anne Princess of Orange.--WALPOLE.]
+
+This treaty is an epoch; and puts a total end to all our preceding
+histories. Long quiet is never probable, nor shall I guess who will
+disturb it; but, whatever happens, must be thoroughly new matter, though
+some of the actors perhaps may not be so. Both Lord Chatham and Wilkes
+are at the end of their reckoning, and the Opposition can do nothing
+without fresh fuel.
+
+The scene that is closed here seems to be but opening in France. The
+Parliament of Paris banished; a new one arbitrarily appointed;[1] the
+Princes of the Blood refractory and disobedient; the other Parliament
+as mutinous; and distress everywhere: if the army catches the infection,
+what may not happen, when the King is despised, his agents detested, and
+no Ministry settled? Some say the mistress and her faction keep him
+hourly diverted or drunk; others, that he has got a new passion: how
+creditable at sixty! Still I think it is the crisis of their
+constitution. If the Monarch prevails, he becomes absolute as a Czar; if
+he is forced to bend, will the Parliament stop there?
+
+[Footnote 1: "_A new one appointed._" This is a mistake of Walpole's. A
+new Parliament was not, nor indeed could be, appointed; but Maupeou
+created six new Sovereign Courts at Arras, Blois, Chalons sur Marne,
+Clermont, Lyon, and Poitiers, at which "justice should be done at the
+sovereign's expense" (Lacretelle, iv. 264).]
+
+In the mean time our most serious war is between two Operas. Mr. Hobart,
+Lord Buckingham's brother, is manager of the Haymarket. Last year he
+affronted Guadagni, by preferring the Zamperina, his own mistress, to
+the singing hero's sister. The Duchess of Northumberland, Lady
+Harrington, and some other great ladies, espoused the brother, and
+without a license erected an Opera for him at Madame Cornelys's. This is
+a singular dame, and you must be acquainted with her. She sung here
+formerly, by the name of the Pompeiati. Of late years she has been the
+Heidegger of the age, and presided over our diversions. Her taste and
+invention in pleasures and decorations are singular. She took Carlisle
+House in Soho Square, enlarged it, and established assemblies and balls
+by subscription. At first they scandalised, but soon drew in both
+righteous and ungodly. She went on building, and made her house a fairy
+palace for balls, concerts, and masquerades. Her Opera, which she called
+_Harmonic Meetings_, was splendid and charming. Mr. Hobart began to
+starve, and the managers of the theatres were alarmed. To avoid the act,
+she pretended to take no money, and had the assurance to advertise that
+the subscription was to provide coals for the poor, for she has
+vehemently courted the mob, and succeeded in gaining their princely
+favour. She then declared her Masquerades were for the benefit of
+commerce. I concluded she would open another sort of house next for the
+interests of the Foundling Hospital, and I was not quite mistaken, for
+they say one of her maids, gained by Mr. Hobart, affirms that she could
+not undergo the fatigue of managing such a house. At last Mr. Hobart
+informed against her, and the Bench of Justices, less soothable by music
+than Orpheus's beasts, have pronounced against her. Her Opera is
+quashed, and Guadagni, who governed so haughtily at Vienna, that, to
+pique some man of quality there, he named a minister to Venice, is not
+only fined, but was threatened to be sent to Bridewell, which chilled
+the blood of all the Caesars and Alexanders he had ever represented; nor
+could any promises of his lady-patronesses rehabilitate his courage--so
+for once an Act of Parliament goes for something.
+
+You have got three new companions;[1] General Montagu, a West Indian
+Mr. Paine, and Mr. Lynch, your brother at Turin.
+
+[Footnote 1: As Knights of the Bath.--WALPOLE.]
+
+There is the devil to pay in Denmark. The Queen[1] has got the
+ascendant, has turned out favourites and Ministers, and literally wears
+the breeches, actual buckskin. There is a physician, who is said to rule
+both their Majesties, and I suppose is sold to France, for that is the
+predominant interest now at Copenhagen. The Czarina has whispered her
+disapprobation, and if she has a talon left, when she has done with the
+Ottomans, may chance to scratch the little King.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Queen was Caroline Matilda, a sister of George III.,
+and was accused of a criminal intimacy with Count Struenzee, the Prime
+Minister. Struenzee, "after a trial with only a slight semblance of the
+forms of justice" (to quote the words of Lord Stanhope), was convicted
+and executed; and the Queen was at first imprisoned in the Castle of
+Cronenburg, but after a time was released, and allowed to retire to
+Zell, Hanover, where she died in 1774.]
+
+For eight months to come I should think we shall have little to talk of,
+you and I, but distant wars and distant majesties. For my part, I reckon
+the volume quite shut in which I took any interest. The succeeding world
+is young, new, and half unknown to me. Tranquillity comprehends every
+wish I have left, and I think I should not even ask what news there is,
+but for fear of seeming wedded to old stories--the rock of old men; and
+yet I should prefer that failing to the solicitude about a world one
+belongs to no more! Adieu!
+
+
+_QUARREL OF THE HOUSE OF COMMONS WITH THE CITY--DISSENSIONS IN THE
+FRENCH COURT AND ROYAL FAMILY--EXTRAVAGANCE IN ENGLAND._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _April_ 26, 1771.
+
+You may wonder that I have been so silent, when I had announced a war
+between the House of Commons and the City--nay, when hostilities were
+actually commenced; but many a campaign languishes that has set out very
+flippantly. My letters depend on events, and I am like the man in the
+weather-house who only comes forth on a storm. The wards in the City
+have complimented the prisoners,[1] and some towns; but the train has
+not spread much. Wilkes is your only gun-powder that makes an explosion.
+He and his associates are more incensed at each other than against the
+Ministry, and have saved the latter much trouble. The Select Committees
+have been silent and were forgotten, but there is a talk now of their
+making some report before the session closes.
+
+[Footnote 1: The prisoners were Crosby, the Lord Mayor, and Oliver, one
+of the aldermen, both members of Parliament. The selection of the Tower
+for their imprisonment was greatly remarked upon, because hitherto that
+had never been so used except for persons accused of high treason; while
+their offence was but a denial of the right of the House of Commons to
+arrest a liveryman within the City, and the entertaining a charge of
+assault against the messenger who had endeavoured to arrest him. These
+riots, which for the moment appeared likely to become formidable, arose
+out of the practice of reporting the parliamentary debates, a practice
+contrary to the Standing Orders of Parliament, passed as far back as the
+reign of Elizabeth, but the violation of which had lately begun to be
+attempted.]
+
+The serious war is at last absolutely blown over. Spain has sent us word
+she is disarming. So are we. Who would have expected that a courtesan at
+Paris would have prevented a general conflagration? Madame du Barri has
+compensated for Madame Helen, and is _optima pacis causa_. I will not
+swear that the torch she snatched from the hands of Spain may not light
+up a civil war in France. The Princes of the Blood[1] are forbidden the
+Court, twelve dukes and peers, of the most complaisant, are banished, or
+going to be banished; and even the captains of the guard. In short, the
+King, his mistress, and the Chancellor, have almost left themselves
+alone at Versailles. But as the most serious events in France have
+always a ray of ridicule mixed with them, some are to be exiled _to_
+Paris, and some to St. Germain. How we should laugh at anybody being
+banished to Soho Square and Hammersmith? The Chancellor desired to see
+the Prince of Conti; the latter replied, "Qu'il lui donnoit rendezvous a
+la Greve."[2]
+
+[Footnote 1: The "Princes of the Blood" in France were those who, though
+of Royal descent, were not children of a king--such, for instance, as
+the Dukes of Orleans and Bourbon; and they were reckoned of a rank so
+inferior to the princes of the Royal Family, that, as Marie Antoinette
+on one occasion told the Duke of Orleans, in a well-deserved reproof for
+his factious insolence, Princes of the Blood had never pretended to the
+honour of supping with the King and herself. (See the Editor's "Life of
+Marie Antoinette," c. 10). Their offence, in this instance, was having
+protested against the holding and the proceedings of a _Lit de Justice_,
+which had been held on April 15th, about three months after the
+banishment of all the members of Parliament (Lacretelle, c. 13).]
+
+[Footnote 2: La Greve was the place of execution in Paris.
+
+ Who has e'er been at Paris must needs know the Greve,
+ The fatal retreat of th' unfortunate brave;
+ Where honour and justice most oddly contribute
+ To ease hero's pains by a halter and gibbet (PRIOR).]
+
+If we laugh at the French, they stare at us. Our enormous luxury and
+expense astonishes them. I carried their Ambassador, and a Comte de
+Levi, the other morning to see the new winter Ranelagh [The Pantheon] in
+Oxford Road, which is almost finished. It amazed me myself. Imagine
+Balbec in all its glory! The pillars are of artificial _giallo antico_.
+The ceilings, even of the passages, are of the most beautiful stuccos in
+the best taste of grotesque. The ceilings of the ball-rooms and the
+panels painted like Raphael's _loggias_ in the Vatican. A dome like the
+pantheon, glazed. It is to cost fifty thousand pounds. Monsieur de
+Guisnes said to me, "Ce n'est qu'a Londres qu'on peut faire tout cela."
+It is not quite a proof of the same taste, that two views of Verona, by
+Canaletti, have been sold by auction for five hundred and fifty guineas;
+and, what is worse, it is come out that they are copies by Marlow, a
+disciple of Scott. Both master and scholar are indeed better painters
+than the Venetian; but the purchasers did not mean to be so well
+cheated.
+
+The papers will have told you that the wheel of fortune has again
+brought up Lord Holdernesse, who is made governor to the Prince of
+Wales. The Duchess of Queensberry, a much older veteran, is still
+figuring in the world, not only by giving frequent balls, but really by
+her beauty. Reflect, that she was a goddess in Prior's days![1] I could
+not help adding these lines on her--you know his end:
+
+ Kitty, at Heart's desire,
+ Obtained the chariot for a day,
+ And set the world on fire.
+
+This was some fifty-six years ago, or more. I gave her this stanza:
+
+ To many a Kitty, Love his car
+ Will for a day engage,
+ But Prior's Kitty, ever fair,
+ Obtained it for an age!
+
+And she is old enough to be pleased with the compliment.
+
+[Footnote 1: Prior died in 1721.]
+
+My brother [Sir Edward Walpole] has lost his son; and it is no
+misfortune, though he was but three-and-thirty, and had very good parts;
+for he was sunk into such a habit of drinking and gaming, that the first
+ruined his constitution, and the latter would have ruined his father.
+
+Shall I send away this short scroll, or reserve it to the end of the
+session? No, it is already somewhat obsolete: it shall go, and another
+short letter shall be the other half of it--so, good night!
+
+
+_GREAT DISTRESS AT THE FRENCH COURT._
+
+TO THE HON. H.S. CONWAY.
+
+PARIS, _July_ 30, 1771.
+
+I do not know where you are, nor where this will find you, nor when it
+will set out to seek you, as I am not certain by whom I shall send it.
+It is of little consequence, as I have nothing material to tell you, but
+what you probably may have heard.
+
+The distress here is incredible, especially at Court. The King's
+tradesmen are ruined, his servants starving, and even angels and
+archangels cannot get their pensions and salaries, but sing "Woe! woe!
+woe!" instead of Hosannahs. Compiegne is abandoned; Villars Coterets[1]
+and Chantilly crowded, and Chanteloup still more in fashion, whither
+everybody goes that pleases; though, when they ask leave, the answer is,
+"Je ne le defends ni le permets." This is the first time that ever the
+will of a King of France was interpreted against his inclination. Yet,
+after annihilating his Parliament, and ruining public credit, he tamely
+submits to be affronted by his own servants. Madame de Beauveau, and two
+or three high-spirited dames, defy this Czar of Gaul. Yet they and their
+cabal are as inconsistent on the other hand. They make epigrams, sing
+vaudevilles,[2] against the mistress, hand about libels against the
+Chancellor [Maupeou], and have no more effect than a sky-rocket; but in
+three months will die to go to Court, and to be invited to sup with
+Madame du Barri. The only real struggle is between the Chancellor
+[Maupeou] and the Duc d'Aiguillon. The first is false, bold, determined,
+and not subject to little qualms. The other is less known, communicates
+himself to nobody, is suspected of deep policy and deep designs, but
+seems to intend to set out under a mask of very smooth varnish; for he
+has just obtained the payment of all his bitter enemy La Chalotais'
+pensions and arrears. He has the advantage, too, of being but
+moderately detested in comparison of his rival, and, what he values
+more, the interest of the mistress. The Comptroller-General[3] serves
+both, by acting mischief more sensibly felt; for he ruins everybody but
+those who purchase a respite from his mistress. He dispenses bankruptcy
+by retail, and will fall, because he cannot even by these means be
+useful enough. They are striking off nine millions from _la caisse
+militaire_, five from the marine, and one from the _affaires
+etrangeres_: yet all this will not extricate them. You never saw a great
+nation in so disgraceful a position. Their next prospect is not better:
+it rests on an _imbecille_ [Louis XVI.], both in mind and body.
+
+[Footnote 1: Villars Coterets was the country residence of the Duc
+d'Orleans; Chantilly that of the Prince de Conde; and Chanteloup that of
+the Duc de Choiseul: and the mere fact of their being in disgrace at
+Court was sufficient to make them popular with the people.]
+
+[Footnote 2: The following specimen of these vaudevilles was given by
+Madame du Deffand to Walpole:--
+
+ "L'avez-vous vue, ma Du Barry,
+ Elle a ravi mon ame;
+ Pour elle j'ai perdu l'esprit,
+ Des Francais j'ai le blame:
+ Charmants enfans de la Gourdon,
+ Est-elle chez vous maintenant?
+ Rendez-la-moi,
+ Je suis le Roi,
+ Soulagez mon martyre;
+ Rendez-la-moi,
+ Elle est a moi,
+ Je suis son pauvre Sire.
+ L'avez-vous vue," &c.
+
+ "Je sais qu'autrefois les laquais
+ On fete ses jeunes attraits;
+ Que les cochers,
+ Les perruquiers,
+ L'aimaient, l'aimaient d'amour extreme,
+ Mais pas autant que je l'aime.
+ L'avez-vous vue," &c.]
+
+[Footnote 3: The Comptroller-General was the Abbe Terrai, notoriously as
+corrupt as he was incompetent. One of his measures, reducing the
+interest on the Debt by one-half, was tantamount to an act of
+bankruptcy; but the national levity comforted itself by jests, and one
+evening, when the pit at the theatre was crowded to suffocation, one of
+the sufferers carried the company with him by shouting out a suggestion
+to send for the Abbe Terrai to reduce them all to one-half their size.]
+
+
+_ENGLISH GARDENING IN FRANCE--ANGLOMANIE--HE IS WEARY OF PARIS--DEATH OF
+GRAY._
+
+TO JOHN CHUTE, ESQ.
+
+Paris, _August_ 5, 1771.
+
+It is a great satisfaction to me to find by your letter of the 30th,
+that you have had no return of your gout. I have been assured here, that
+the best remedy is to cut one's nails in hot water. It is, I fear, as
+certain as any other remedy! It would at least be so here, if their
+bodies were of a piece with their understandings; or if both were as
+curable as they are the contrary. Your prophecy, I doubt, is not better
+founded than the prescription. I may be lame; but I shall never be a
+duck, nor deal in the garbage of the Alley.
+
+I envy your _Strawberry tide_, and need not say how much I wish I was
+there to receive you. Methinks, I should be as glad of a little grass,
+as a seaman after a long voyage. Yet English gardening gains ground here
+prodigiously--not much at a time, indeed--I have literally seen one,
+that is exactly like a tailor's paper of patterns. There is a Monsieur
+Boutin, who has tacked a piece of what he calls an English garden to a
+set of stone terraces, with steps of turf. There are three or four very
+high hills, almost as high as, and exactly in the shape of, a tansy
+pudding. You squeeze between these and a river, that is conducted at
+obtuse angles in a stone channel, and supplied by a pump; and when
+walnuts come in I suppose it will be navigable. In a corner enclosed by
+a chalk wall are the samples I mentioned; there is a strip of grass,
+another of corn, and a third _en friche_, exactly in the order of beds
+in a nursery. They have translated Mr. Whately's book,[1] and the Lord
+knows what barbarism is going to be laid at our door. This new
+_Anglomanie_ will literally be _mad English_.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mr. Whately, the Secretary to the Treasury, had published
+an essay on Gardening.]
+
+New _arrets_, new retrenchments, new misery, stalk forth every day. The
+Parliament of Besancon is dissolved; so are the _grenadiers de France_.
+The King's tradesmen are all bankrupt; no pensions are paid, and
+everybody is reforming their suppers and equipages. Despotism makes
+converts faster than ever Christianity did. Louis _Quinze_ is the true
+_rex Christianissimus_, and has ten times more success than his
+dragooning great-grandfather. Adieu, my dear Sir! Yours most faithfully.
+
+_Friday 9th._
+
+... It is very singular that I have not half the satisfaction in going
+into churches and convents that I used to have. The consciousness that
+the vision is dispelled, the want of fervour so obvious in the
+religious, the solitude that one knows proceeds from contempt, not from
+contemplation, make those places appear like abandoned theatres destined
+to destruction. The monks trot about as if they had not long to stay
+there; and what used to be holy gloom is now but dirt and darkness.
+There is no more deception than in a tragedy acted by candle-snuffers.
+One is sorry to think that an empire of common sense would not be very
+picturesque; for, as there is nothing but taste that can compensate for
+the imagination of madness, I doubt there will never be twenty men of
+taste for twenty thousand madmen. The world will no more see Athens,
+Rome, and the Medici again, than a succession of five good emperors,
+like Nerva, Trajan, Adrian, and the two Antonines.
+
+_August_ 13.
+
+Mr. Edmonson has called on me; and, as he sets out to-morrow, I can
+safely trust my letter to him. I have, I own, been much shocked at
+reading Gray's[1] death in the papers. 'Tis an hour that makes one
+forget any subject of complaint, especially towards one with whom I
+lived in friendship from thirteen years old. As self lies so rooted in
+self, no doubt the nearness of our ages made the stroke recoil to my own
+breast; and having so little expected his death, it is plain how little
+I expect my own. Yet to you, who of all men living are the most
+forgiving, I need not excuse the concern I feel. I fear most men ought
+to apologise for their want of feeling, instead of palliating that
+sensation when they have it. I thought that what I had seen of the world
+had hardened my heart; but I find that it had formed my language, not
+extinguished my tenderness. In short, I am really shocked--nay, I am
+hurt at my own weakness, as I perceive that when I love anybody, it is
+for my life; and I have had too much reason not to wish that such a
+disposition may very seldom be put to the trial. You, at least, are the
+only person to whom I would venture to make such a confession.
+
+[Footnote 1: Gray died of gout in the stomach on July 30th. He was only
+fifty-five.]
+
+Adieu! my dear Sir! Let me know when I arrive, which will be about the
+last day of the month, when I am likely to see you. I have much to say
+to you. Of being here I am most heartily tired, and nothing but this
+dear old woman should keep me here an hour--I am weary of them to
+death--but that is not new! Yours ever.
+
+
+_SCANTINESS OF THE RELICS OF GRAY--GARRICK'S PROLOGUES, ETC.--WILKES'S
+SQUINT._
+
+TO THE REV. WILLIAM COLE
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _Jan._ 28, 1772.
+
+It is long indeed, dear Sir, since we corresponded. I should not have
+been silent if I had anything worth telling you in your way; but I grow
+such an antiquity myself, that I think I am less fond of what remains of
+our predecessors.
+
+I thank you for Bannerman's proposal; I mean, for taking the trouble to
+send it, for I am not at all disposed to subscribe. I thank you more for
+the note on King Edward; I mean, too, for your friendship in thinking of
+me. Of Dean Milles I cannot trouble myself to think any more. His piece
+is at Strawberry: perhaps I may look at it for the sake of your note.
+The bad weather keeps me in town, and a good deal at home; which I find
+very comfortable, literally practising what so many persons pretend they
+intend, being quiet and enjoying my fire-side in my elderly days.
+
+Mr. Mason has shown me the relics of poor Mr. Gray. I am sadly
+disappointed at finding them so very inconsiderable. He always
+persisted, when I inquired about his writings, that he had nothing by
+him. I own I doubted. I am grieved he was so very near exact--I speak
+of my own satisfaction; as to his genius, what he published during his
+life will establish his fame as long as our language lasts, and there is
+a man of genius left. There is a silly fellow, I don't know who, that
+has published a volume of Letters on the English Nation, with characters
+of our modern authors. He has talked such nonsense on Mr. Gray, that I
+have no patience with the compliments he has paid me. He must have an
+excellent taste! and gives me a woful opinion of my own trifles, when he
+likes them, and cannot see the beauties of a poet that ought to be
+ranked in the first line.
+
+I am more humbled by any applause in the present age, than by hosts of
+such critics as Dean Milles. Is not Garrick reckoned a tolerable actor?
+His Cymon, his prologues and epilogues, and forty such pieces of trash,
+are below mediocrity, and yet delight the mob in the boxes as well as in
+the footman's gallery. I do not mention the things written in his
+praise; because he writes most of them himself. But you know any one
+popular merit can confer all merit. Two women talking of Wilkes, one
+said he squinted--t'other replied, "Squints!--well, if he does, it is
+not more than a man should squint." For my part, I can see how extremely
+well Garrick acts, without thinking him six feet high.[1]
+
+[Footnote 1: He is quoting Churchill's "Rosciad"--
+
+ When the pure genuine flame, by nature taught,
+ Springs into sense, and every action's thought;
+ Before such merit all objections fly,
+ Pritchard's genteel, and Garrick six feet high--
+
+the great actor being a short man.]
+
+It is said Shakespeare was a bad actor; why do not his divine plays make
+our wise judges conclude that he was a good one? They have not a proof
+of the contrary, as they have in Garrick's works--but what is it to you
+or me what he is? We may see him act with pleasure, and nothing obliges
+us to read his writings.
+
+
+_MARRIAGE OF THE PRETENDER--THE PRINCESS LOUISE, AND HER PROTECTION OF
+THE CLERGY--FOX'S ELOQUENCE._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _April_ 9, 1772.
+
+It is uncommon for _me_ to send _you_ news of the Pretender. He has been
+married in Paris by proxy, to a Princess of Stolberg. All that I can
+learn of her is, that she is niece to a Princess of Salm, whom I knew
+there, without knowing any more of her. The new Pretendress is said to
+be but sixteen, and a Lutheran: I doubt the latter; if the former is
+true, I suppose they mean to carry on the breed in the way it began, by
+a spurious child. A Fitz-Pretender is an excellent continuation of the
+patriarchal line. Mr. Chute says, when the Royal Family are prevented
+from marrying,[1] it is a right time for the Stuarts to marry. This
+event seems to explain the Pretender's disappearance last autumn; and
+though they sent him back from Paris, they may not dislike the
+propagation of thorns in our side.
+
+[Footnote 1: In a previous letter Walpole mentions the enactment of the
+Royal Marriage Act by a very narrow majority, after more than one
+violent debate. It had been insisted on by the King, who was highly
+indignant at his brothers, the Dukes of Gloucester and Cumberland,
+having married two subjects. Singularly enough they were both widows,
+Lady Waldegrave and Mrs. Horton. And this Act made the consent of the
+sovereign indispensable to the marriage of any member of the Royal
+Family except the descendants of princesses married to foreign princes.]
+
+I hear the credit of the French Chancellor declines. He had strongly
+taken up the clergy; and Soeur Louise,[1] the King's Carmelite daughter,
+was the knot of the intrigue. The new Parliament has dared to
+remonstrate against a declaration obtained by the Chancellor for setting
+aside an _arret_ of 1762, occasioned by the excommunication of Parma.
+The Spanish and Neapolitan Ministers interposed, and pronounced the
+declaration an infringement of the family compact: the _arret_ of 1762
+has been confirmed to satisfy them, and the Pope's authority, and
+everything that comes from Rome, except what regards _the Penitential_,
+(I do not know what that means,) restrained. This is supported by
+d'Aiguillon and all the other Ministers, who are labouring the
+reconciliation of the Princes of the Blood, that the Chancellor may not
+have the honour of reconciling them. Perhaps the Princess of Stolberg
+sprung out of my Sister Louise's cell. The King has demanded twelve
+millions of the clergy: they consent to give ten. We shall see whether
+Madame Louise, on her knees, or Madame du Barri will fight the better
+fight. I should think the King's knees were more of an age for praying,
+than for fighting.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Soeur Louise was the youngest daughter of Louis XV.;
+and, very different from her sisters, who were ill-tempered, political
+intriguers. She, on the contrary, was deeply religious, and had, some
+years before, taken the vows of the Carmelite order; and had fixed her
+residence at the Convent of St. Denis, where she was more than once
+visited by Marie Antoinette.]
+
+The House of Commons is embarked on the ocean of Indian affairs, and
+will probably make a long session. I went thither the other day to hear
+Charles Fox, contrary to a resolution I had made of never setting my
+foot there again. It is strange how disuse makes one awkward: I felt a
+palpitation, as if I were going to speak there myself. The object
+answered: Fox's abilities are amazing at so very early a period,
+especially under the circumstances of such a dissolute life. He was just
+arrived from Newmarket, had sat up drinking all night, and had not been
+in bed. How such talents make one laugh at Tully's rules for an orator,
+and his indefatigable application. His laboured orations are puerile in
+comparison with this boy's manly reason. We beat Rome in eloquence and
+extravagance; and Spain in avarice and cruelty; and, like both, we shall
+only serve to terrify schoolboys, and for lessons of morality! "Here
+stood St. Stephen's Chapel; here young Catiline spoke; here was Lord
+Clive's diamond-house; this is Leadenhall Street, and this broken column
+was part of the palace of a company of merchants[1] who were sovereigns
+of Bengal! They starved millions in India by monopolies and plunder, and
+almost raised a famine at home by the luxury occasioned by their
+opulence, and by that opulence raising the price of everything, till
+the poor could not purchase bread!" Conquest, usurpation, wealth,
+luxury, famine--one knows how little farther the genealogy has to go. If
+you like it better in Scripture phrase, here it is: Lord Chatham begot
+the East India Company; the East India Company begot Lord Clive; Lord
+Clive begot the Maccaronis, and they begot poverty; all the race are
+still living; just as Clodius was born before the death of Julius
+Caesar. There is nothing more like than two ages that are very like;
+which is all that Rousseau means by saying, "give him an account of any
+great metropolis, and he will foretell its fate." Adieu!
+
+[Footnote 1: "_A company of merchants._" "A mighty prince held
+domination over India; his name was Koompanee Jehan. Although this
+monarch had innumerable magnificent palaces at Delhi and Agra, at
+Benares, Boggleywallah, and Ahmednuggar, his common residence was in the
+beautiful island of Ingleez, in the midst of the capital of which, the
+famous city of Lundoon, Koompanee Jehan had a superb castle. It was
+called the Hall of Lead, and stood at the foot of the mountain of Corn,
+close by the verdure-covered banks of the silvery Tameez, where the
+cypresses wave, and zendewans, or nightingales, love to sing"
+(Thackeray, "Life of Sir C. Napier," iv. p. 158).]
+
+
+_AN ANSWER TO HIS "HISTORIC DOUBTS"--HIS EDITION OF GRAMMONT._
+
+TO THE REV. WILLIAM COLE.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _Jan._ 8, 1773.
+
+In return to your very kind inquiries, dear Sir, I can let you know,
+that I am quite free from pain, and walk a little about my room, even
+without a stick: nay, have been four times to take the air in the Park.
+Indeed, after fourteen weeks this is not saying much; but it is a worse
+reflection, that when one is subject to the gout and far from young,
+one's worst account will probably be better than that after the next
+fit. I neither flatter myself on one hand, nor am impatient on the
+other--for will either do one any good? one must bear one's lot whatever
+it be.
+
+I rejoice Mr. Gulston has justice,[1] though he had no bowels. How
+Gertrude More escaped him I do not guess. It will be wrong to rob you of
+her, after she has come to you through so many hazards--nor would I hear
+of it either, if you have a mind to keep her, or have not given up all
+thoughts of a collection since you have been visited by a Visigoth.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mr. Gulston now fully remunerated Mr. Cole in a valuable
+present of books.--WALPOLE.]
+
+I am much more impatient to see Mr. Gray's print, than Mr.
+What-d'ye-call-him's [Masters's] answer to my "Historic Doubts."[1] He
+may have made himself very angry; but I doubt whether he will make me at
+all so. I love antiquities; but I scarce ever knew an antiquary who knew
+how to write upon them. Their understandings seem as much in ruins as
+the things they describe. For the Antiquarian Society, I shall leave
+them in peace with Whittington and his Cat. As my contempt for them has
+not, however, made me disgusted with what they do not understand,
+antiquities, I have published two numbers of "Miscellanies," and they
+are very welcome to mumble them with their toothless gums. I want to
+send you these--not their gums, but my pieces, and a "Grammont,"[2] of
+which I have printed only a hundred copies, and which will be extremely
+scarce, as twenty-five copies are gone to France. Tell me how I shall
+convey them safely.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mr. Masters's pamphlet, printed at the expense of the
+Antiquarian Society in the second volume of the
+"Archaeologia."--WALPOLE.]
+
+[Footnote 2: He had just published a small edition of Grammont's
+Memoirs, "Augmentee de Notes et eclaircissemens necessaires, par M.
+Horace Walpole," and had dedicated it to Mme. du Deffand.]
+
+Another thing you must tell me, if you can, is, if you know anything
+ancient of the Freemasons. Governor Pownall,[1] a Whittingtonian, has a
+mind they should have been a corporation erected by the popes. As you
+see what a good creature I am, and return good for evil, I am engaged to
+pick up what I can for him, to support this system, in which I believe
+no more than in the pope: and the work is to appear in a volume of the
+Society's pieces. I am very willing to oblige him, and turn my cheek,
+that they may smite that, also. Lord help them! I am sorry they are such
+numskulls, that they almost make me think myself something; but there
+are great authors enough to bring me to my senses again. Posterity, I
+fear, will class me with the writers of this age, or forget me with
+them, not rank me with any names that deserve remembrance. If I cannot
+survive the Milles's, the What-d'ye-call-him's [Masters's], and the
+compilers of catalogues of Topography, it would comfort me very little
+to confute them. I should be as little proud of success as if I had
+carried a contest for churchwarden.
+
+[Footnote 1: Thomas Pownall, Esq., the antiquary, and a constant
+contributor to the "Archaeologia." Having been governor of South
+Carolina and other American colonies, he was always distinguished from
+his brother John, who was likewise an antiquary, by the title of
+Governor.]
+
+Not being able to return to Strawberry Hill, where all my books and
+papers are, and my printer lying fallow, I want some short bills to
+print. Have you anything you wish printed? I can either print a few to
+amuse ourselves, or, if very curious, and not too dry, could make a
+third number of "Miscellaneous Antiquities."
+
+I am not in any eagerness to see Mr. What-d'ye-call-him's pamphlet
+against me; therefore pray give yourself no trouble to get it for me.
+The specimens I have seen of his writing take off all edge from
+curiosity. A print of Mr. Gray will be a real present. Would it not be
+dreadful to be commended by an age that had not taste enough to admire
+his "Odes"? Is not it too great a compliment to me to be abused, too? I
+am ashamed. Indeed our antiquaries ought to like me. I am but too much
+on a par with them. Does not Mr. Henshaw come to London? Is he a
+professor, or only a lover of engraving? If the former, and he were to
+settle in town, I would willingly lend him heads to copy. Adieu!
+
+
+_POPULARITY OF LOUIS XVI--DEATH OF LORD HOLLAND--BRUCE'S "TRAVELS."_
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _July_ 10, 1774.
+
+The month is come round, and I have, besides, a letter of yours to
+answer; and yet if I were not as regular as a husband or a merchant in
+paying my just dues, I think I should not perform the function, for I
+certainly have no natural call to it at present. Nothing in yours
+requires a response, and I have nothing new to tell you. Yet, if one
+once breaks in upon punctuality, adieu to it! I will not give out, after
+a perseverance of three-and-thirty years; and so far I will not resemble
+a husband.
+
+The whole blood royal of France is recovered from the small-pox. Both
+Choiseul and Broglie are recalled, and I have some idea that even the
+old Parliament will be so. The King is adored, and a most beautiful
+compliment has been paid to him: somebody wrote under the statue of
+Henri Quatre, _Resurrexit_.[1]
+
+[Footnote 1: "_Resurrexit._" A courtly picture-dealer, eager to make a
+market of the new sovereign's popularity, devised even a neater
+compliment to him, issuing a picture of the three sovereigns--Louis
+XII., Henri IV., and the young king--with an explanation that 4 and 12
+made 16.]
+
+Lord Holland is at last dead, and Lady Holland is at the point of death.
+His sons would still be in good circumstances, if they were not _his_
+sons; but he had so totally spoiled the two eldest, that they would
+think themselves bigots if they were to have common sense. The
+prevailing style is not to reform, though Lord Lyttelton [the bad Lord]
+pretends to have set the example. Gaming, for the last month, has
+exceeded its own outdoings, though the town is very empty. It will be
+quite so to-morrow, for Newmarket begins, or rather the youth adjourn
+thither. After that they will have two or three months of repose; but if
+they are not severely blooded and blistered, there will be no
+alteration. Their pleasures are no more entertaining to others, than
+delightful to themselves; one is tired of asking every day, who has won
+or lost? and even the portentous sums they lose, cease to make
+impression. One of them has committed a murder, and intends to repeat
+it. He betted L1,500 that a man could live twelve hours under water;
+hired a desperate fellow, sunk him in a ship, by way of experiment, and
+both ship and man have not appeared since. Another man and ship are to
+be tried for their lives, instead of Mr. Blake, the assassin.
+
+Christina, Duchess of Kingston, is arrived, in a great fright, I
+believe, for the Duke's nephews are going to prove her first marriage,
+and hope to set the Will aside. It is a pity her friendship with the
+Pope had not begun earlier; he might have given her a dispensation. If
+she loses her cause, the best thing he can do will be to give her the
+veil.
+
+I am sorry all Europe will not furnish me with another paragraph. Africa
+is, indeed, coming into fashion. There is just returned a Mr. Bruce,[1]
+who has lived three years in the Court of Abyssinia, and breakfasted
+every morning with the Maids of Honour on live oxen. Otaheite and Mr.
+Banks are quite forgotten; but Mr. Blake, I suppose, will order a live
+sheep for supper at Almack's, and ask whom he shall help to a piece of
+the shoulder. Oh, yes; we shall have negro butchers, and French cooks
+will be laid aside. My Lady Townshend [Harrison], after the Rebellion,
+said, everybody was so bloodthirsty, that she did not dare to dine
+abroad, for fear of meeting with a rebel-pie--now one shall be asked to
+come and eat a bit of raw mutton. In truth, I do think we are ripe for
+any extravagance. I am not wise enough to wish the world reasonable--I
+only desire to have follies that are amusing, and am sorry Cervantes
+laughed chivalry out of fashion. Adieu!
+
+[Footnote 1: When Bruce's "Travels" were first published, his account of
+the strange incidents which had occurred to him was very generally
+disbelieved and ridiculed; "Baron Munchausen" was even written in
+derision of them; but the discoveries of subsequent travellers have
+confirmed his narrative in almost every respect.]
+
+
+_DISCONTENT IN AMERICA--MR. GRENVILLE'S ACT FOR THE TRIAL OF ELECTION
+PETITIONS--HIGHWAY ROBBERIES._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Oct._ 6, 1774.
+
+It would be unlike my attention and punctuality, to see so large an
+event as an irregular dissolution of Parliament, without taking any
+notice of it to you. It happened last Saturday, six months before its
+natural death, and without the design being known but the Tuesday
+before, and that by very few persons. The chief motive is supposed to be
+the ugly state of North America,[1] and the effects that a cross winter
+might have on the next elections. Whatever were the causes, the first
+consequences, as you may guess, were such a ferment in London as is
+seldom seen at this dead season of the year. Couriers, despatches,
+post-chaises, post-horses, hurrying every way! Sixty messengers passed
+through one single turnpike on Friday. The whole island is by this time
+in equal agitation; but less wine and money will be shed than have been
+at any such period for these fifty years.
+
+[Footnote 1: "_America_"--the discontents in that country were caused by
+Mr. Charles Townshend's policy, who, before his death, had revived Mr.
+Grenville's plan of imposing taxes on the Colonies, and by the
+perseverance in that policy of Lord North, who succeeded him at the
+Exchequer, and who had also been First Lord of the Treasury since the
+resignation of the Duke of Grafton.]
+
+We have a new famous Bill,[1] devised by the late Mr. Grenville, that
+has its first operation now; and what changes it may occasion, nobody
+can yet foresee. The first symptoms are not favourable to the Court;
+the great towns are casting off submission, and declaring for popular
+members. London, Westminster, Middlesex, seem to have no monarch but
+Wilkes, who is at the same time pushing for the Mayoralty of London,
+with hitherto a majority on the poll. It is strange how this man, like a
+phoenix, always revives from his embers! America, I doubt, is still more
+unpromising. There are whispers of their having assembled an armed
+force, and of earnest supplications arrived for succours of men and
+ships. A civil war is no trifle; and how we are to suppress or pursue in
+such a vast region, with a handful of men, I am not an Alexander to
+guess; and for the fleet, can we put it upon casters and wheel it from
+Hudson's Bay to Florida? But I am an ignorant soul, and neither pretend
+to knowledge nor foreknowledge. All I perceive already is, that our
+Parliaments are subjected to America and India, and must be influenced
+by their politics; yet I do not believe our senators are more universal
+than formerly....
+
+[Footnote 1: Mr. Grenville's Act had been passed in 1770; but there had
+been no General Election since till this year. It altered the course of
+proceeding for the trial of election petitions, substituting for the
+whole House a Select Committee of fifteen members; but after a time it
+was found that it had not secured any greater purity of decision, but
+that the votes of the Committee were influenced by considerations of the
+interest of the dominant party as entirely as they had been in the days
+of Sir R. Walpole. And eventually, in the present reign, Mr. D'Israeli
+induced the House to surrender altogether its privilege of judging of
+elections, and to submit the investigation of election petitions to the
+only tribunal sufficiently above suspicion to command and retain the
+confidence of the nation, namely, the Judges of the High Court of Law.
+(See the Editor's "Constitutional History of England, 1760-1860," pp.
+36-39.)]
+
+In the midst of this combustion, we are in perils by land and water. It
+has rained for this month without intermission; there is sea between me
+and Richmond, and Sunday was se'nnight I was hurried down to Isleworth
+in the ferry-boat by the violence of the current, and had great
+difficulty to get to shore. Our roads are so infested by highwaymen,
+that it is dangerous stirring out almost by day. Lady Hertford was
+attacked on Hounslow Heath at three in the afternoon. Dr. Eliot was shot
+at three days ago, without having resisted; and the day before
+yesterday we were near losing our Prime Minster, Lord North; the robbers
+shot at the postillion, and wounded the latter. In short, all the
+freebooters, that are not in India, have taken to the highway. The
+Ladies of the Bedchamber dare not go the Queen at Kew in an evening. The
+lane between me and the Thames is the only safe road I know at present,
+for it is up to the middle of the horses in water. Next week I shall not
+venture to London even at noon, for the Middlesex election is to be at
+Brentford, where the two demagogues, Wilkes and Townshend, oppose each
+other; and at Richmond there is no crossing the river. How strange all
+this must appear to you Florentines; but you may turn to your
+Machiavelli and Guicciardini, and have some idea of it. I am the
+quietest man at present in the whole island; not but I might take some
+part, if I would. I was in my garden yesterday, seeing my servants lop
+some trees; my brewer walked in and pressed me to go to Guildhall for
+the nomination of members for the county. I replied, calmly, "Sir, when
+I would go no more to my own election, you may be very sure I will go to
+that of nobody else." My old tune is,
+
+ Suave mari magno turbantibus aequora ventis, &c.
+
+Adieu!
+
+P.S.--ARLINGTON STREET, _7th_.
+
+I am just come to town, and find your letter, with the notification of
+Lord Cowper's marriage; I recollect that I ought to be sorry for it, as
+you will probably lose an old friend. The approaching death of the Pope
+will be an event of no consequence. That old mummery is near its
+conclusion, at least as a political object. The history of the latter
+Popes will be no more read than that of the last Constantinopolitan
+Emperors. Wilkes is a more conspicuous personage in modern story than
+the Pontifex Maximus of Rome. The poll for Lord Mayor ended last night;
+he and his late Mayor had above 1,900 votes, and their antagonists not
+1,500. It is strange that the more he is opposed, the more he succeeds!
+
+I don't know whether Sir W. Duncan's marriage proved Platonic or not;
+but I cannot believe that a lady of great birth, and greater pride,
+quarrels with her family, to marry a Scotch physician for Platonic love,
+which she might enjoy without marriage. I remember an admirable
+_bon-mot_ of George Selwyn; who said, "How often Lady Mary will repeat,
+with Macbeth, 'Wake, Duncan, with this knocking--would thou couldst!"
+
+
+_THE POPE'S DEATH--WILKES IS RETURNED FOR MIDDLESEX--A QUAKER AT
+VERSAILLES._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Oct._ 22, 1774.
+
+Though I have been writing two letters, of four sides each, one of which
+I enclose, I must answer your two last, if my fingers will move; and
+talk to you on the contents of the enclosed.
+
+If the Jesuits have precipitated the Pope's death,[1] as seems more than
+probable, they have acted more by the spirit of their order, than by its
+good sense. Great crimes may raise a growing cause, but seldom retard
+the fall of a sinking one. This I take to be almost an infallible maxim.
+Great crimes, too, provoke more than they terrify; and there is no
+poisoning all that are provoked, and all that are terrified; who
+alternately provoke and terrify each other, till common danger produces
+common security. The Bourbon monarchs will be both angry and frightened,
+the Cardinals frightened. It will be the interest of both not to revive
+an order that bullies with arsenic in its sleeve. The poisoned host will
+destroy the Jesuits, as well as the Pope: and perhaps the Church of Rome
+will fall by a wafer, as it rose by it; for such an edifice will tumble
+when once the crack has begun.
+
+[Footnote 1: Pope Benedict XIV. had died in September; but there was not
+any suspicion that his death had not been entirely natural.]
+
+Our elections are almost over. Wilkes has taken possession of Middlesex
+without an enemy appearing against him; and, being as puissant a monarch
+as Henry the Eighth, and as little scrupulous, should, like him, date
+his acts _From our Palace of Bridewell, in the tenth year of our reign_.
+He has, however, met with a heroine to stem the tide of his conquests;
+who, though not of Arc, nor a _pucelle_, is a true _Joan_ in spirit,
+style, and manners. This is her Grace of Northumberland [Lady Elizabeth
+Seymour], who has carried the mob of Westminster from him; sitting daily
+in the midst of Covent Garden; and will elect her son [Earl Percy] and
+Lord Thomas Clinton,[1] against Wilkes's two candidates, Lord Mahon[2]
+and Lord Mountmorris. She puts me in mind of what Charles the Second
+said of a foolish preacher, who was very popular in his parish: "I
+suppose his nonsense suits their nonsense."
+
+[Footnote 1: Second son of Henry, Duke of Newcastle.--WALPOLE.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Only son of Earl Stanhope.--WALPOLE.]
+
+Let me sweeten my letter by making you smile. A Quaker has been at
+Versailles; and wanted to see the Comtes de Provence and D'Artois dine
+in public, but would not submit to pull off his hat. The Princes were
+told of it; and not only admitted him with his beaver on, but made him
+sit down and dine with them. Was it not very sensible and good-humoured?
+You and I know one who would not have been so gracious: I do not mean my
+nephew Lord Cholmondeley.[1] Adieu! I am tired to death.
+
+[Footnote 1: He means the Duke of Gloucester.--WALPOLE.]
+
+P.S.--I have seen the Duchess of Beaufort; who sings your praises quite
+in a tune I like. Her manner is much unpinioned to what it was, though
+her person remains as stately as ever; and powder is vastly preferable
+to those brown hairs, of whose preservation she was so fond. I am not so
+struck with the beauty of Lady Mary[1] as I was three years ago. Your
+nephew, Sir Horace, I see, by the papers, is come into Parliament: I am
+glad of it. Is not he yet arrived at Florence?
+
+[Footnote 1: Lady Mary Somerset, youngest daughter of Charles Noel, Duke
+of Beaufort. She was afterwards married to the Duke of
+Rutland.--WALPOLE.]
+
+
+_BURKE'S ELECTION AT BRISTOL--RESEMBLANCE OF ONE HOUSE OF COMMONS TO
+ANOTHER--COMFORT OF OLD AGE._
+
+TO THE COUNTESS OF AILESBURY.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Nov._ 7, 1774.
+
+I have written such tomes to Mr. Conway,[1] Madam, and so nothing new to
+write, that I might as well, methinks, begin and end like the lady to
+her husband; "Je vous ecris parceque je n'ai rien a faire: je finis
+parceque je n'ai rien a vous dire." Yes, I have two complaints to make,
+one of your ladyship, the other of myself. You tell me nothing of Lady
+Harriet [Stanhope]: have you no tongue, or the French no eyes? or are
+her eyes employed in nothing but seeing? What a vulgar employment for a
+fine woman's eyes after she is risen from her toilet? I declare I will
+ask no more questions--what is it to me, whether she is admired or not?
+I should know how charming she is, though all Europe were blind. I hope
+I am not to be told by any barbarous nation upon earth what beauty and
+grace are!
+
+[Footnote 1: Mr. Conway and Lady Aylesbury were now at Paris
+together.--WALPOLE.]
+
+For myself, I am guilty of the gout in my elbow; the left--witness my
+handwriting. Whether I caught cold by the deluge in the night, or
+whether the bootikins, like the water of Styx, can only preserve the
+parts they surround, I doubt they have saved me but three weeks, for so
+long my reckoning has been out. However, as I feel nothing in my feet, I
+flatter myself that this Pindaric transition will not be a regular ode,
+but a fragment, the more valuable for being imperfect.
+
+Now for my Gazette.--Marriages--Nothing done. Intrigues--More in the
+political than civil way. Births--Under par since Lady Berkeley left off
+breeding. Gaming--Low water. Deaths--Lord Morton, Lord Wentworth,
+Duchess Douglas. Election stock--More buyers than sellers.
+Promotions--Mr. Wilkes as high as he can go.--_Apropos_, he was told the
+Lord Chancellor intended to signify to him, that the King did not
+approve the City's choice: he replied, "Then I shall signify to his
+lordship, that I am at least as fit to be Lord Mayor as he is to be Lord
+Chancellor." This being more Gospel than everything Mr. Wilkes says, the
+formal approbation was given.
+
+Mr. Burke has succeeded in Bristol, and Sir James Peachey will miscarry
+in Sussex. But what care you, Madam, about our Parliament? You will see
+the _rentree_ of the old one, with songs and epigrams into the bargain.
+We do not shift our Parliaments with so much gaiety. Money in one hand,
+and abuse in t'other--those are all the arts we know. _Wit and a
+gamut_[1] I don't believe ever signified a Parliament, whatever the
+glossaries may say; for they never produce pleasantry and harmony.
+Perhaps you may not taste this Saxon pun, but I know it will make the
+Antiquarian Society die with laughing.
+
+[Footnote 1: Walpole is punning on the old Saxon name of the National
+Council, Witangemot.]
+
+Expectation hangs on America. The result of the general assembly is
+expected in four or five days. If one may believe the papers, which one
+should not believe, the other side of the waterists are not _doux comme
+des moutons_, and yet we do intend to eat them. I was in town on Monday;
+the Duchess of Beaufort graced our loo, and made it as rantipole as a
+Quaker's meeting. _Loois Quinze_,[1] I believe, is arrived by this time,
+but I fear without _quinze louis_.
+
+[Footnote 1: This was a cant name given to a lady [Lady Powis], who was
+very fond of loo, and who had lost much money at that game.]
+
+Your herb-snuff and the four glasses are lying in my warehouse, but I
+can hear of no ship going to Paris. You are now at Fontainbleau, but not
+thinking of Francis I., the Queen of Sweden, and Monaldelschi. It is
+terrible that one cannot go to Courts that are gone! You have supped
+with the Chevalier de Boufflers: did he act everything in the world and
+sing everything in the world? Has Madame de Cambis sung to you "_Sans
+depit, sans legerete_?"[1] Has Lord Cholmondeley delivered my pacquet? I
+hear I have hopes of Madame d'Olonne. Gout or no gout, I shall be little
+in town till after Christmas. My elbow makes me bless myself that I am
+not in Paris. Old age is no such uncomfortable thing, if one gives
+oneself up to it with a good grace, and don't drag it about
+
+ To midnight dances and the public show.
+
+[Footnote 1: The first words of a favourite French air.--WALPOLE.]
+
+If one stays quietly in one's own house in the country, and cares for
+nothing but oneself, scolds one's servants, condemns everything that is
+new, and recollects how charming a thousand things were formerly that
+were very disagreeable, one gets over the winters very well, and the
+summers get over themselves.
+
+
+_DEATH OF LORD CLIVE--RESTORATION OF THE FRENCH PARLIAMENT--PREDICTION
+OF GREAT MEN TO ARISE IN AMERICA--THE KING'S SPEECH._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Nov._ 24, 1774.
+
+... A great event happened two days ago--a political and moral event;
+the sudden death of that second Kouli Khan, Lord Clive.[1] There was
+certainly illness in the case; the world thinks more than illness. His
+constitution was exceedingly broken and disordered, and grown subject to
+violent pains and convulsions. He came unexpectedly to town last Monday,
+and they say, ill. On Tuesday his physician gave him a dose of laudanum,
+which had not the desired effect. On the rest, there are two stories;
+one, that the physician repeated the dose; the other, that he doubled it
+himself, contrary to advice. In short, he has terminated at fifty a life
+of so much glory, reproach, art, wealth, and ostentation! He had just
+named ten members for the new Parliament.
+
+[Footnote 1: Lord Clive had committed suicide in his house in Berkeley
+Square. As he was passing through his library his niece, who was writing
+a letter, asked him to mend a pen for her. He did it, and, passing on
+into the next room, cut his throat with the same knife he had just used.
+It is remarkable that, when little more than a youth, he had once tried
+to destroy himself. In a fit, apparently of constitutional melancholy,
+he had put a pistol to his head, but it did not go off. He pulled the
+trigger more than once; always with the same result. Anxious to see
+whether there was any defect in the weapon or the loading, he aimed at
+the door of the room, and the pistol went off, the bullet going through
+the door; and from that day he conceived himself reserved by Providence
+for great things, though in his most sanguine confidence he could never
+have anticipated such glory as he was destined to win.]
+
+Next Tuesday that Parliament is to meet--and a deep game it has to play!
+few Parliaments a greater. The world is in amaze here that no account is
+arrived from America of the result of their General Congress--if any is
+come it is very secret; and _that_ has no favourable aspect. The
+combination and spirit there seem to be universal, and is very alarming.
+I am the humble servant of events, and you know never meddle with
+prophecy. It would be difficult to descry good omens, be the issue what
+it will.
+
+The old French Parliament is restored with great _eclat_.[1] Monsieur de
+Maurepas, author of the revolution, was received one night at the Opera
+with boundless shouts of applause. It is even said that the mob
+intended, when the King should go to hold the _lit de justice_,[2] to
+draw his coach. How singular it would be if Wilkes's case should be
+copied for a King of France! Do you think Rousseau was in the right,
+when he said that he could tell what would be the manners of any capital
+city from certain given lights? I don't know what he may do on
+Constantinople and Pekin--but Paris and London! I don't believe Voltaire
+likes these changes. I have seen nothing of his writing for many months;
+not even on the poisoning Jesuits. For our part, I repeat it, we shall
+contribute nothing to the _Histoire des Moeurs_, not for want of
+materials, but for want of writers. We have comedies without novelty,
+gross satires without stings, metaphysical eloquence, and antiquarians
+that discover nothing.
+
+ Boeotum in crasso jurares aere natos!
+
+[Footnote 1: In 1770 the Chancellor, Maupeou, had abolished the
+Parliament, as has been mentioned in a former note. Their conduct ever
+since the death of Richelieu had been factious and corrupt. But, though
+the Sovereign Courts, which Maupeou had established in their stead, had
+worked well, their extinction had been unpopular in Paris; and, on the
+accession of Louis XVI., the new Prime Minister, Maurepas, proposed
+their re-establishment, and the Queen, most unfortunately, was persuaded
+by the Duc de Choiseul to exert her influence in support of the measure.
+Turgot, the great Finance Minister--indeed, the greatest statesman that
+France ever produced--resisted it with powerful arguments, but Louis
+yielded to the influence of his consort. The Parliaments were
+re-established, and soon verified all the predictions of Turgot by
+conduct more factious and violent than ever. (See the Editor's "France
+under the Bourbons," iii. 413.)]
+
+[Footnote 2: A _Lit de Justice_ was an extraordinary meeting of the
+Parliament, presided over by the sovereign in person, and one in which
+no opposition, or even discussion, was permitted; but any edict which
+had been issued was at once registered.]
+
+Don't tell me I am grown old and peevish and supercilious--name the
+geniuses of 1774, and I submit. The next Augustan age will dawn on the
+other side of the Atlantic. There will, perhaps, be a Thucydides at
+Boston, a Xenophon at New York, and, in time, a Virgil at Mexico, and a
+Newton at Peru. At last, some curious traveller from Lima will visit
+England and give a description of the ruins of St. Paul's, like the
+editions of Balbec and Palmyra; but am I not prophesying, contrary to my
+consummate prudence, and casting horoscopes of empires like Rousseau?
+Yes; well, I will go and dream of my visions.
+
+_29th._
+
+... The Parliament opened just now--they say the speech talks of the
+_rebellion_ of the Province of Massachusetts; but if _they-say_ tells a
+lie, I wash my hands of it. As your gazetteer, I am obliged to send you
+all news, true or false. I have believed and unbelieved everything I
+have heard since I came to town. Lord Clive has died every death in the
+parish register; at present it is most fashionable to believe he cut his
+throat. That he is dead, is certain; so is Lord Holland--and so is not
+the Bishop of Worcester [Johnson]; however, to show you that I am at
+least as well informed as greater personages, the bishopric was on
+Saturday given to Lord North's brother--so for once the Irishman was in
+the right, and a pigeon, at least a dove, can be in two places at once.
+
+
+_RIOTS AT BOSTON--A LITERARY COTERIE AT BATH--EASTON._
+
+TO THE HON. H.S. CONWAY AND LADY AYLESBURY.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _Jan._ 15, 1775.
+
+You have made me very happy by saying your journey to Naples is laid
+aside. Perhaps it made too great an impression on me; but you must
+reflect, that all my life I have satisfied myself with your being
+perfect, instead of trying to be so myself. I don't ask you to return,
+though I wish it: in truth, there is nothing to invite you. I don't want
+you to come and breathe fire and sword against the Bostonians,[1] like
+that second Duke of Alva,[2] the inflexible Lord George Germaine....
+
+[Footnote 1: The open resistance to the new taxation of the American
+Colonies began at Boston, the capital of Massachusetts, where, on the
+arrival of the first tea-ship, a body of citizens, disguised as Red
+Indians, boarded the ship and threw the tea into the sea.]
+
+[Footnote 2: The first Duke of Alva was the first Governor of the
+Netherlands appointed by Philip II.; and it was his bloodthirsty and
+intolerable cruelty that caused the revolt of the Netherlands, and cost
+Spain those rich provinces.]
+
+An account is come of the Bostonians having voted an army of sixteen
+thousand men, who are to be called _minutemen_, as they are to be ready
+at a minute's warning. Two directors or commissioners, I don't know what
+they are called, are appointed. There has been too a kind of mutiny in
+the Fifth Regiment. A soldier was found drunk on his post. Gage, in his
+time of _danger_, thought rigour necessary, and sent the fellow to a
+court-martial. They ordered two hundred lashes. The General ordered them
+to improve their sentence. Next day it was published in the _Boston
+Gazette_. He called them before him, and required them on oath to abjure
+the communication: three officers refused. Poor Gage is to be scapegoat,
+not for this, but for what was a reason against employing him,
+incapacity. I wonder at the precedent! Howe is talked of for his
+successor.--Well, I have done with _you_!--Now I shall go gossip with
+Lady Aylesbury.
+
+You must know, Madam, that near Bath is erected a new Parnassus,
+composed of three laurels, a myrtle-tree, a weeping-willow, and a view
+of the Avon, which has been new christened Helicon. Ten years ago there
+lived a Madam Riggs, an old rough humourist who passed for a wit; her
+daughter, who passed for nothing, married to a Captain Miller, full of
+good-natured officiousness. These good folks were friends of Miss Rich,
+who carried me to dine with them at Bath-Easton, now Pindus. They caught
+a little of what was then called taste, built and planted, and begot
+children, till the whole caravan were forced to go abroad to retrieve.
+Alas! Mrs. Miller is returned a beauty, a genius, a Sappho, a tenth
+Muse, as romantic as Mademoiselle Scuderi, and as sophisticated as Mrs.
+Vesey. The Captain's fingers are loaded with cameos, his tongue runs
+over with _virtu_, and that both may contribute to the improvement of
+their own country, they have introduced _bouts-rimes_ as a new
+discovery. They hold a Parnassus fair every Thursday, give out rhymes
+and themes, and all the flux of quality at Bath contend for the prizes.
+A Roman vase dressed with pink ribbons and myrtles receives the
+poetry,[1] which is drawn out every festival; six judges of these
+Olympic games retire and select the brightest compositions, which the
+respective successful acknowledge, kneel to Mrs. Calliope Miller, kiss
+her fair hand, and are crowned by it with myrtle, with--I don't know
+what. You may think this is fiction, or exaggeration. Be dumb,
+unbelievers! The collection is printed, published.--Yes, on my faith,
+there are _bouts-rimes_ on a buttered muffin, made by her Grace the
+Duchess of Northumberland; receipts to make them by Corydon the
+venerable, alias George Pitt; others very pretty, by Lord Palmerston;
+some by Lord Carlisle: many by Mrs. Miller herself, that have no fault
+but wanting metre; an Immorality promised to her without end or measure.
+In short, since folly, which never ripens to madness but in this hot
+climate, ran distracted, there never was anything so entertaining or so
+dull--for you cannot read so long as I have been telling.
+
+[Footnote 1: Four volumes of this poetry were published under the title
+of "Poetical Amusements at a villa near Bath." The following lines are a
+fair sample of the _bouts-rimes_.
+
+ The pen which I now take and brandish
+ Has long lain useless in my standish.
+ Know, every maid, from her own patten,
+ To her who shines in glossy sattin,
+ That could they now prepare an oglio
+ From best receipt of book in folio,
+ Ever so fine, for all their puffing,
+ I should prefer a butter'd muffin;
+ A muffin Jove himself might feast on,
+ If eat with Miller at Batheaston.
+
+The following are the concluding lines of a poem on Beauty, by Lord
+Palmerston:--
+
+ In vain the stealing hand of Time
+ May pluck the blossoms of their prime;
+ Envy may talk of bloom decay'd,
+ How lilies droop and roses fade;
+ But Constancy's unalter'd truth,
+ Regardful of the vows of youth--
+ Affection that recalls the past,
+ And bids the pleasing influence last,
+ Shall still preserve the lover's flame
+ In every scene of life the same;
+ And still with fond endearments blend
+ The wife, the mistress, and the friend!
+
+"Lady Miller's collection of verses by fashionable people, which were
+put into her vase at Bath-Easton, in competition for honorary prizes,
+being mentioned, Dr. Johnson held them very cheap: '_Bouts-rimes_,' said
+he, 'is a mere conceit, and an old conceit; I wonder how people were
+persuaded to write in that manner for this lady.' I named a gentleman of
+his acquaintance who wrote for the vase. JOHNSON--'He was a blockhead
+for his pains!' BOSWELL--'The Duchess of Northumberland wrote.'--'Sir,
+the Duchess of Northumberland may do what she pleases; nobody will say
+anything to a lady of her high rank: but I should be apt to throw ...
+verses in his face." (Boswell, vol. v. p. 227.)]
+
+
+_OPPOSITION OF THE FRENCH PARLIAMENTS TO TURGOT'S MEASURES._
+
+TO DR. GEM.[1]
+
+[Footnote 1: Dr. Gem was an English physician who had been for some time
+settled in Paris. He was uncle to Canning's friend and colleague, Mr.
+Huskisson.]
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _April_ 4, 1776.
+
+It is but fair, when one quits one's party, to give notice to those one
+abandons--at least, modern patriots, who often imbibe their principles
+of honour at Newmarket, use that civility. You and I, dear Sir, have
+often agreed in our political notions; and you, I fear, will die without
+changing your opinion. For my part, I must confess I am totally altered;
+and, instead of being a warm partisan of liberty, now admire nothing but
+despotism. You will naturally ask, what place I have gotten, or what
+bribe I have taken? Those are the criterions of political changes in
+England--but, as my conversion is of foreign extraction, I shall not be
+the richer for it. In one word, it is the _relation du lit de justice_
+that has operated the miracle. When two ministers are found so humane,
+so virtuous, so excellent, as to study nothing but the welfare and
+deliverance of the people; when a king listens to such excellent men;
+and when a parliament, from the basest, most interested motives,
+interposes to intercept the blessing, must I not change my opinions, and
+admire arbitrary power? or can I retain my sentiments, without varying
+the object?
+
+Yes, Sir, I am shocked at the conduct of the Parliament--one would think
+it was an English one! I am scandalised at the speeches of the
+_Avocat-general_,[1] who sets up the odious interests of the nobility
+and clergy against the cries and groans of the poor; and who employs his
+wicked eloquence to tempt the good young monarch, by personal views, to
+sacrifice the mass of his subjects to the privileges of the few--But why
+do I call it eloquence? The fumes of interest had so clouded his
+rhetoric, that he falls into a downright Iricism.--He tells the King,
+that the intended tax on the proprietors of land will affect the
+property not only of the rich, but of the poor. I should be glad to know
+what is the property of the poor? Have the poor landed estates? Are
+those who have landed estates the poor? Are the poor that will suffer by
+the tax, the wretched labourers who are dragged from their famishing
+families to work on the roads?--But _it is_ wicked eloquence when it
+finds a reason, or gives a reason for continuing the abuse. The Advocate
+tells the King, those abuses _presque consacres par l'anciennete_;
+indeed, he says all that can be said for nobility, it is _consacree par
+l'anciennete_; and thus the length of the pedigree of abuses renders
+them respectable!
+
+[Footnote 1: The _Avocat-General_ was M. de Seguier; and, under his
+guidance, the Parliament had passed the monstrous resolution that "the
+_people_ in France was liable to the tax of _la taille_, and to _corvee_
+at discretion" (_etait tailleable et corveable a volonte_), and that
+their "liability was an article of the Constitution which it was not in
+the power of even the King himself to change" ("France under the
+Bourbons," iii. 422).]
+
+His arguments are as contemptible when he tries to dazzle the King by
+the great names of Henri Quatre and Sully,[1] of Louis XIV. and Colbert,
+two couple whom nothing but a mercenary orator would have classed
+together. Nor, were all four equally venerable, would it prove anything.
+Even good kings and good ministers, if such have been, may have erred;
+nay, may have done the best they could. They would not have been good,
+if they wished their errors should be preserved, the longer they had
+lasted.
+
+[Footnote 1: Sully and Colbert were the two great Finance Ministers of
+Henry IV. and Louis XIV.]
+
+In short, Sir, I think this resistance of the Parliament to the adorable
+reformation planned by Messrs. de Turgot and Malesherbes[1] is more
+phlegmatically scandalous than the wildest tyranny of despotism. I
+forget what the nation was that refused liberty when it was offered.
+This opposition to so noble a work is worse. A whole people may refuse
+its own happiness; but these profligate magistrates resist happiness for
+others, for millions, for posterity!--Nay, do they not half vindicate
+Maupeou, who crushed them? And you, dear Sir, will you now chide my
+apostasy? Have I not cleared myself to your eyes? I do not see a shadow
+of sound logic in all Monsieur Seguier's speeches, but in his proposing
+that the soldiers should work on the roads, and that passengers should
+contribute to their fabric; though, as France is not so luxuriously mad
+as England, I do not believe passengers could support the expense of
+their roads. That argument, therefore, is like another that the Avocat
+proposes to the King, and which, he modestly owns, he believes would be
+impracticable.
+
+[Footnote 1: Malesherbes was the Chancellor, and in 1792 he was accepted
+by Louis XVI. as his counsel on his trial--a duty which he performed
+with an ability which drew on him the implacable resentment of
+Robespierre and the Jacobins, and which led to his execution in 1794.]
+
+I beg your pardon, Sir, for giving you this long trouble; but I could
+not help venting myself, when shocked to find such renegade conduct in a
+Parliament that I was rejoiced had been restored. Poor human kind! is it
+always to breed serpents from its own bowels? In one country, it chooses
+its representatives, and they sell it and themselves; in others, it
+exalts despots; in another, it resists the despot when he consults the
+good of his people! Can we wonder mankind is wretched, when men are such
+beings? Parliaments run wild with loyalty, when America is to be
+enslaved or butchered. They rebel, when their country is to be set free!
+I am not surprised at the idea of the devil being always at our elbows.
+They who invented him, no doubt could not conceive how men could be so
+atrocious to one another, without the intervention of a fiend. Don't you
+think, if he had never been heard of before, that he would have been
+invented on the late partition of Poland! Adieu, dear Sir. Yours most
+sincerely.
+
+
+_HIS DECORATIONS AT "STRAWBERRY"--HIS ESTIMATE OF HIMSELF, AND HIS
+ADMIRATION OF CONWAY._
+
+TO THE HON. H.S. CONWAY.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _June_ 20, 1776.
+
+I was very glad to receive your letter, not only because always most
+glad to hear of you, but because I wished to write to you, and had
+absolutely nothing to say till I had something to answer. I have lain
+but two nights in town since I saw you; have been, else, constantly
+here, very much employed, though doing, hearing, knowing exactly
+nothing. I have had a Gothic architect [Mr. Essex] from Cambridge to
+design me a gallery, which will end in a mouse, that is, in an hexagon
+closet of seven feet diameter. I have been making a Beauty Room, which
+was effected by buying two dozen of small copies of Sir Peter Lely, and
+hanging them up; and I have been making hay, which is not made, because
+I put it off for three days, as I chose it should adorn the landscape
+when I was to have company; and so the rain is come, and has drowned it.
+However, as I can even turn calculator when it is to comfort me for not
+minding my interest, I have discovered that it is five to one better for
+me that my hay should be spoiled than not; for, as the cows will eat it
+if it is damaged, which horses will not, and as I have five cows and but
+one horse, is not it plain that the worse my hay is the better? Do not
+you with your refining head go, and, out of excessive friendship, find
+out something to destroy my system. I had rather be a philosopher than
+a rich man; and yet have so little philosophy, that I had much rather be
+content than be in the right.
+
+Mr. Beauclerk and Lady Di have been here four or five days--so I had
+both content and exercise for my philosophy. I wish Lady Ailesbury was
+as fortunate! The Pembrokes, Churchills, Le Texier, as you will have
+heard, and the Garricks have been with us. Perhaps, if alone, I might
+have come to you; but you are all too healthy and harmonious. I can
+neither walk nor sing; nor, indeed, am fit for anything but to amuse
+myself in a sedentary trifling way. What I have most certainly not been
+doing, is writing anything: a truth I say to you, but do not desire you
+to repeat. I deign to satisfy scarce anybody else. Whoever reported that
+I was writing anything, must have been so totally unfounded, that they
+either blundered by guessing without reason, or knew they lied--and that
+could not be with any kind intention; though saying I am going to do
+what I am not going to do, is wretched enough. Whatever is said of me
+without truth, anybody is welcome to believe that pleases.
+
+In fact, though I have scarce a settled purpose about anything, I think
+I shall never write any more. I have written a great deal too much,
+unless I had written better, and I know I should now only write still
+worse. One's talent, whatever it is, does not improve at near
+sixty--yet, if I liked it, I dare to say a good reason would not stop my
+inclination;--but I am grown most indolent in that respect, and most
+absolutely indifferent to every purpose of vanity. Yet without vanity I
+am become still prouder and more contemptuous. I have a contempt for my
+countrymen that makes me despise their approbation. The applause of
+slaves and of the foolish mad is below ambition. Mine is the haughtiness
+of an ancient Briton, that cannot write what would please this age, and
+would not, if he could.
+
+Whatever happens in America, this country is undone. I desire to be
+reckoned of the last age, and to be thought to have lived to be
+superannuated, preserving my senses only for myself and for the few I
+value. I cannot aspire to be traduced like Algernon Sydney, and content
+myself with sacrificing to him amongst my lares. Unalterable in my
+principles, careless about most things below essentials, indulging
+myself in trifles by system, annihilating myself by choice, but dreading
+folly at an unseemly age, I contrive to pass my time agreeably enough,
+yet see its termination approach without anxiety. This is a true picture
+of my mind; and it must be true, because drawn for you, whom I would not
+deceive, and could not, if I would. Your question on my being writing
+drew it forth, though with more seriousness than the report
+deserved--yet talking to one's dearest friend is neither wrong nor out
+of season. Nay, you are my best apology. I have always contented myself
+with your being perfect, or, if your modesty demands a mitigated term, I
+will say, unexceptionable. It is comical, to be sure, to have always
+been more solicitous about the virtue of one's friend than about one's
+own; yet, I repeat it, you are my apology--though I never was so
+unreasonable as to make you answerable for my faults in return; I take
+them wholly to myself. But enough of this. When I know my own mind, for
+hitherto I have settled no plan for my summer, I will come to you.
+Adieu!
+
+
+_ANGLOMANIE IN PARIS--HORSE-RACING._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Dec._ 1, 1776.
+
+I don't know who the Englishwoman is of whom you give so ridiculous a
+description; but it will suit thousands. I distrust my age continually,
+and impute to it half the contempt I feel for my countrymen and women.
+If I think the other half well-founded, it is by considering what must
+be said hereafter of the present age. What is to impress a great idea of
+us on posterity? In truth, what do our contemporaries of all other
+countries think of us? They stare at and condemn our politics and
+follies; and if they retain any respect for us, I doubt it is for the
+sense we have had. I do know, indeed, one man who still worships us, but
+his adoration is testified so very absurdly, as not to do us much
+credit. It is a Monsieur de Marchais, first Valet-de-Chambre to the
+King of France. He has the _Anglomanie_ so strong, that he has not only
+read more English than French books, but if any valuable work appears in
+his own language, he waits to peruse it till it is translated into
+English; and to be sure our translations of French are admirable things!
+
+To do the rest of the French justice, I mean such as like us, they adopt
+only our egregious follies, and in particular the flower of them,
+horse-racing![1] _Le Roi Pepin_, a racer, is the horse in fashion. I
+suppose the next shameful practice of ours they naturalize will be the
+personal scurrilities in the newspapers, especially on young and
+handsome women, in which we certainly are originals! Voltaire, who first
+brought us into fashion in France, is stark mad at his own success. Out
+of envy to writers of his own nation, he cried up Shakspeare; and now is
+distracted at the just encomiums bestowed on that first genius of the
+world in the new translation. He sent to the French Academy an
+invective that bears all the marks of passionate dotage. Mrs. Montagu
+happened to be present when it was read. Suard, one of their writers,
+said to her, "Je crois, Madame, que vous etes un peu fache de ce que
+vous venez d'entendre." She replied, "Moi, Monsieur! point du tout! Je
+ne suis pas amie de Monsieur Voltaire." I shall go to town the day after
+to-morrow, and will add a postscript, if I hear any news.
+
+[Footnote 1: "A rage for adopting English fashions (Anglomanie, as it
+was called) began to prevail; and, among the different modes in which it
+was exhibited, it is especially noticed that tea was introduced, and
+began to share with coffee the privilege of affording sober refreshment
+to those who aspired in their different ways to give the tone to French
+society. A less innocent novelty was a passion for horse-racing, in
+which the Comte d'Artois and the Duc de Chartres set the example of
+indulging, establishing a racecourse in the Bois de Boulogne. The Count
+had but little difficulty in persuading the Queen to attend it, and she
+soon showed so decided a fancy for the sport, and became so regular a
+visitor of it, that a small stand was built for her, which in subsequent
+years provoked unfavourable comments, when the Prince obtained her leave
+to give luncheon to some of their racing friends, who were not in every
+instance of a character entitled to be brought into a royal presence"
+(the Editor's "Life of Marie Antoinette," c. II).]
+
+_Dec. 3rd._
+
+I am come late, have seen nobody, and must send away my letter.
+
+
+_OSSIAN--CHATTERTON._
+
+TO THE REV. WILLIAM COLE.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _June_ 19, 1777.
+
+I thank you for your notices, dear Sir, and shall remember that on
+Prince William. I did see the _Monthly Review_, but hope one is not
+guilty of the death of every man who does not make one the dupe of a
+forgery. I believe M'Pherson's success with "Ossian"[1] was more the
+ruin of Chatterton[2] than I. Two years passed between my doubting the
+authenticity of Rowley's poems and his death. I never knew he had been
+in London till some time after he had undone and poisoned himself there.
+The poems he sent me were transcripts in his own hand, and even in that
+circumstance he told a lie: he said he had them from the very person at
+Bristol to whom he had given them. If any man was to tell you that
+monkish rhymes had been dug up at Herculaneum, which was destroyed
+several centuries before there was any such poetry, should you believe
+it? Just the reverse is the case of Rowley's pretended poems. They have
+all the elegance of Waller and Prior, and more than Lord Surrey--but I
+have no objection to anybody believing what he pleases. I think poor
+Chatterton was an astonishing genius--but I cannot think that Rowley
+foresaw metres that were invented long after he was dead, or that our
+language was more refined at Bristol in the reign of Henry V. than it
+was at Court under Henry VIII. One of the chaplains of the Bishop of
+Exeter has found a line of Rowley in "Hudibras"--the monk might foresee
+that too! The prematurity of Chatterton's genius is, however, full as
+wonderful, as that such a prodigy as Rowley should never have been heard
+of till the eighteenth century. The youth and industry of the former are
+miracles, too, yet still more credible. There is not a symptom in the
+poems, but the old words, that savours of Rowley's age--change the old
+words for modern, and the whole construction is of yesterday.
+
+[Footnote 1: Macpherson was a Scotch literary man, who in 1760 published
+"Fingal" in six books, which he declared he had translated from a poem
+by Ossian, son of Fingal, a Gaelic prince of the third century. For a
+moment the work was accepted as genuine in some quarters, especially by
+some of the Edinburgh divines. But Dr. Johnson denounced it as an
+imposture from the first. He pointed out that Macpherson had never
+produced the manuscripts from which he professed to have translated it
+when challenged to do so. He maintained also that the so-called poem had
+no merits; that "it was a mere unconnected rhapsody, a tiresome
+repetition of the same images;" and his opinion soon became so generally
+adopted, that Macpherson wrote him a furious letter of abuse, even
+threatening him with personal violence; to which Johnson replied "that
+he would not be deterred from exposing what he thought a cheat by the
+menaces of a ruffian"--a reply which seems to have silenced Mr.
+Macpherson (Boswell's "Life of Johnson," i. 375, ii. 310).]
+
+[Footnote 2: Chatterton's is a melancholy story. In 1768, when a boy of
+only sixteen, he published a volume of ballads which he described as the
+work of Rowley, a priest of Bristol in the fifteenth century, and which
+he affirmed he had found in an old chest in the crypt of the Church of
+St. Mary Redcliffe at Bristol, of which his father was sexton. They gave
+proofs of so rich and precocious a genius, that if he had published them
+as his own works, he would "have found himself famous" in a moment, as
+Byron did forty years afterwards. But people resented the attempt to
+impose on them, Walpole being among the first to point out the proofs of
+their modern composition; and consequently the admiration which his
+genius might have excited was turned into general condemnation of his
+imposture, and in despair he poisoned himself in 1770, when he was only
+eighteen years old.]
+
+
+_AFFAIRS IN AMERICA--THE CZARINA AND THE EMPEROR OF CHINA._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _Oct._ 26, 1777.
+
+It is past my usual period of writing to you; which would not have
+happened but from an uncommon, and indeed, considering the moment, an
+extraordinary dearth of matter. I could have done nothing but describe
+suspense, and every newspaper told you that. Still we know nothing
+certain of the state of affairs in America; the very existence where, of
+the Howes, is a mystery. The General is said to have beaten Washington,
+Clinton to have repulsed three attacks, and Burgoyne[1] to be beaten.
+The second alone is credited. Impatience is very high, and uneasiness
+increases with every day. There is no sanguine face anywhere, but many
+alarmed ones. The pains taken, by circulating false reports, to keep up
+some confidence, only increase the dissatisfaction by disappointing.
+Some advantage gained may put off clamour for some months: but I think,
+the longer it is suspended, the more terrible it will be; and how the
+war should end but in ruin, I am not wise enough to conjecture. France
+suspends the blow, to make it more inevitable. She has suffered us to
+undo ourselves: will she allow us time to recover? We have begged her
+indulgence in the first: will she grant the second prayer?...
+
+[Footnote 1: In June and July General Burgoyne, a man of some literary
+as well as military celebrity, achieved some trifling successes over the
+colonial army, alternating, however, with some defeats. He took
+Ticonderoga, but one of his divisions was defeated with heavy loss at
+Bennington--a disaster which, Lord Stanhope says, exercised a fatal
+influence over the rest of the campaign; and finally, a week before this
+letter was written, he and all his army were so hemmed in at Saratoga,
+that they were compelled to lay down their arms--a disgrace which was
+the turning-point of the war, and which is compared by Lord Stanhope to
+the capitulation of his own ancestor at Brihuega in the war of the
+Spanish Succession. The surrender of Saratoga was the event which
+determined the French and Spaniards to recognise the independence of the
+colonies, and consequently to unite with them in the war against
+England.]
+
+You have heard of the inundation at Petersburg. That ill wind produced
+luck to somebody. As the Empress had not distressed objects enough among
+her own people to gratify her humanity, she turned the torrent of her
+bounty towards that unhappy relict the Duchess of Kingston, and ordered
+her Admiralty to take particular care of the marvellous yacht that bore
+Messalina and her fortune. Pray mind that I bestow the latter Empress's
+name on the Duchess, only because she married a second husband in the
+lifetime of the first. Amongst other benevolences, the Czarina lent her
+Grace a courier to despatch to England--I suppose to acquaint Lord
+Bristol that he is not a widower. That courier brought a letter from a
+friend to Dr. Hunter, with the following anecdote. Her Imperial Majesty
+proposed to her brother of China to lay waste a large district that
+separates their two empires, lest it should, as it has been on the point
+of doing, produce war between them; the two empires being at the two
+extremities of the world, not being distance enough to keep the peace.
+The ill-bred Tartar sent no answer to so humane a project. On the
+contrary, he dispersed a letter to the Russian people, in which he tells
+them that a woman--he might have said the Minerva of the French
+_literati_--had proposed to him to extirpate all the inhabitants of a
+certain region belonging to him, but that he knew better what to do with
+his own country: however, he could but wonder that the people of all the
+Russias should still submit to be governed by a creature that had
+assassinated her husband.--Oh! if she had pulled the Ottoman by the nose
+in the midst of Constantinople, as she intended to do, this savage would
+have been more civilised. I doubt the same rude monarch is still on the
+throne, who would not suffer Prince Czernichew to enter his territories,
+when sent to notify her Majesty's _hereditary_ succession to her
+husband; but bade him be told, he would not receive an ambassador from a
+murderess. Is it not shocking that the law of nations, and the law of
+politeness, should not yet have abrogated the laws of justice and
+good-sense in a nation reckoned so civilised as the Chinese? What an age
+do we live in, if there is still a country where the Crown does not take
+away all defects! Good night!
+
+
+_DEATH OF LORD CHATHAM--THURLOW BECOMES LORD CHANCELLOR._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _May_ 31, 1778.
+
+I am forced to look at the dates I keep of my letters, to see what
+events I have or have not told you; for at this crisis something happens
+every day; though nothing very striking since the death of Lord Chatham,
+with which I closed my last. No?--yes, but there has. All England, which
+had abandoned him, found out, the moment his eyes were closed, that
+nothing but Lord Chatham could have preserved them. How lucky for him
+that the experiment cannot be made! Grief is fond, and grief is
+generous. The Parliament will bury him; the City begs the honour of
+being his grave; and the important question is not yet decided, whether
+he is to lie at Westminster or in St. Paul's; on which it was well said,
+that it would be "robbing Peter to pay Paul." An annuity of four
+thousand pounds is settled on the title of Chatham, and twenty thousand
+pounds allotted to pay his debts. The Opposition and the Administration
+disputed zeal; and neither care a straw about him. He is already as much
+forgotten as John of Gaunt.
+
+General Burgoyne has succeeded and been the topic, and for two days
+engrossed the attention of the House of Commons; and probably will be
+heard of no more. He was even forgotten for three hours while he was on
+the tapis, by a violent quarrel between Temple Luttrell (a brother of
+the Duchess of Cumberland) and Lord George Germaine; but the public has
+taken affection for neither them nor the General: being much more
+disposed at present to hate than to love--except the dead. It will be
+well if the ill-humour, which increases, does not break out into overt
+acts.
+
+I know not what to say of war. The Toulon squadron was certainly blown
+back. That of Brest is supposed to be destined to invade some part of
+this country or Ireland; or rather, it is probable, will attempt our
+fleet. In my own opinion, there is no great alacrity in France--I mean,
+in the Court of France--for war; and, as we have had time for great
+preparations, their eagerness will not increase. We shall suffer as much
+as they can desire by the loss of America, without their risk, and in a
+few years shall be able to give them no umbrage; especially as our
+frenzy is still so strong, that, if France left us at quiet, I am
+persuaded we should totally exhaust ourselves in pursuing the vision of
+reconquest. Spain continues to disclaim hostility as you told me. If the
+report is true of revolts in Mexico, they would be as good as a bond
+under his Catholic Majesty's hand.
+
+We shall at least not doze, as we are used to do, in summer. The
+Parliament is to have only short adjournments; and our senators, instead
+of retiring to horse-races (_their_ plough), are all turned soldiers,
+and disciplining militia. Camps everywhere, and the ladies in the
+uniform of their husbands! In short, if the dose is not too strong, a
+little adversity would not be quite unseasonable.--A little! you will
+cry; why what do you call the loss of America? Oh! my dear sir, do you
+think a capital as enormous as London has its nerves affected by what
+happens beyond the Atlantic? What has become of all your reading? There
+is nothing so unnatural as the feelings of a million of persons who live
+together in one city. They have not one conception like those in
+villages and in the country. They presume or despond from quite
+different motives. They have both more sense and less, than those who
+are not in contact with a multitude. Wisdom forms empires, but folly
+dissolves them; and a great capital, which dictates to the rest of the
+community, is always the last to perceive the decays of the whole,
+because it takes its own greatness for health.
+
+Lord Holdernesse is dead; not quite so considerable a personage as he
+once expected to be, though Nature never intended him for anything that
+he was. The Chancellor, another child of Fortune, quits the Seals; and
+they are, or are to be, given to the Attorney-General, Thurlow, whom
+nobody will reproach with want of abilities.
+
+As the Parliament will rise on Tuesday, you will not expect my letters
+so frequently as of late, especially if hostilities do not commence. In
+fact, our newspapers tell you everything faster than I can: still I
+write, because you have more faith in my intelligence; yet all its merit
+consists in my not telling you fables. I hear no more than everybody
+does, but I send you only what is sterling; or, at least, give you
+reports for no more than they are worth. I believe Sir John Dick is much
+more punctual, and hears more; but, till you displace me, I shall
+execute my office of being your gazetteer.
+
+
+_EXULTATION OF FRANCE AT OUR DISASTERS IN
+AMERICA--FRANKLIN--NECKER--CHATTERTON._
+
+TO THE REV. WILLIAM COLE.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _June_ 3, 1778.
+
+I will not dispute with you, dear Sir, on patriots and politics. One
+point is past controversy, that the Ministers have ruined this country;
+and if the Church of England is satisfied with being reconciled to the
+Church of Rome, and thinks it a compensation for the loss of America and
+all credit in Europe, she is as silly an old woman as any granny in an
+almshouse. France is very glad we have grown such fools, and soon saw
+that the Presbyterian Dr. Franklin[1] had more sense than our Ministers
+together. She has got over all her prejudices, has expelled the Jesuits,
+and made the Protestant Swiss, Necker,[2] her Comptroller-general. It is
+a little woful, that we are relapsing into the nonsense the rest of
+Europe is shaking off! and it is more deplorable, as we know by repeated
+experience, that this country has always been disgraced by Tory
+administrations. The rubric is the only gainer by them in a few martyrs.
+
+[Footnote 1: Dr. Franklin, as a man of science, may almost be called the
+father of electrical science. He was the discoverer of the electrical
+character of lightning, a discovery which he followed up by the
+invention of iron conductors for the protection of buildings, &c., from
+lightning. He was also a very zealous politician, and one of the leaders
+of the American colonists in their resistance to the taxation imposed
+first by Mr. Grenville and afterwards by Mr. C. Townshend. He resided
+for several years in England as agent for the State of Pennsylvania, and
+in that character, in the year 1765, was examined before the Committee
+of the House of Commons on the Stamp Act of Mr. Grenville. After the
+civil war broke out he was elected a member of the American Congress,
+and was sent as an envoy to France to negotiate a treaty with that
+country. As early as 1758 he was elected a member of the Royal Society
+in England, and received the honorary degree of D.C.L. from the
+University of Oxford.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Necker was originally a banker, in which business he made a
+large fortune; but after a time he turned his attention to politics. He
+began by opposing the financial and constitutional schemes of the great
+Turgot, and shortly after the dismissal of that Minister he himself was
+admitted into the Ministry as a sort of Secretary to the Treasury, his
+religion, as a Protestant, being a bar to his receiving the title of
+"Comptroller-General," though, in fact, he had the entire management of
+the finance of the kingdom, which, by artful misrepresentation of his
+measures and suppression of such important facts, that he had contracted
+loans to the amount of twenty millions of money, he represented as far
+more flourishing than in reality it was. At the end of two or three
+years he resigned his office in discontent at his services not receiving
+the rewards to which he considered himself entitled. But in 1788 he was
+again placed in office, on this occasion as Comptroller-General, and,
+practically, Prime Minister, a post for which he was utterly unfit; for
+he had not one qualification for a statesman, was a prey to the most
+overweening vanity, and his sole principles of action were a thirst for
+popularity and a belief in "the dominion of reason and the abstract
+virtues of mankind." Under the influence of these notions he frittered
+away the authority and dignity of the King; and, as Napoleon afterwards
+truly told his grandson, was, in truth, the chief cause of all the
+horrors of the Revolution.]
+
+I do not know yet what is settled about the spot of Lord Chatham's
+interment. I am not more an enthusiast to his memory than you. I knew
+his faults and his defects--yet one fact cannot only not be
+controverted, but I doubt more remarkable every day--I mean, that under
+him we attained not only our highest elevation, but the most solid
+authority in Europe. When the names of Marlborough and Chatham are still
+pronounced with awe in France, our little cavils make a puny sound.
+Nations that are beaten cannot be mistaken.
+
+I have been looking out for your friend a set of my heads of Painters,
+and I find I want six or seven. I think I have some odd ones in town; if
+I have not, I will have deficiencies supplied from the plates, though I
+fear they will not be good, as so many have been taken off. I should be
+very ungrateful for all your kindnesses, if I neglected any opportunity
+of obliging you, dear Sir. Indeed, our old and unalterable friendship is
+creditable to us both, and very uncommon between two persons who differ
+so much in their opinions relative to Church and State. I believe the
+reason is, that we are both sincere, and never meant to take advantage
+of our principles; which I allow is too common on both sides, and I own,
+too, fairly more common on my side of the question than on yours. There
+is a reason, too, for that; the honours and emoluments are in the gift
+of the Crown; the nation has no separate treasury to reward its friends.
+
+If Mr. Tyrwhitt has opened his eyes to Chatterton's forgeries,[1] there
+is an instance of conviction against strong prejudice! I have drawn up
+an account of my transaction with that marvellous young man; you shall
+see it one day or other, but I do not intend to print it. I have taken a
+thorough dislike to being an author; and if it would not look like
+begging you to compliment me, by contradicting me, I would tell you,
+what I am most seriously convinced of, that I find what small share of
+parts I had, grown dulled--and when I perceive it myself, I may well
+believe that others would not be less sharp-sighted. It is very natural;
+mine were spirits rather than parts; and as time has abated the one, it
+must surely destroy their resemblance to the other: pray don't say a
+syllable in reply on this head, or I shall have done exactly what I said
+I would not do. Besides, as you have always been too partial to me, I am
+on my guard, and when I will not expose myself to my enemies, I must not
+listen to the prejudices of my friends; and as nobody is more partial
+to me than you, there is nobody I must trust less in that respect. Yours
+most sincerely.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mr. Tyrrhwitt, a critic of great eminence, especially as
+the editor of "Chaucer," had at first believed the poems published by
+Chatterton to be the genuine works of Rowley, but was afterwards
+convinced, as Dr. Johnson also was, by the inspection of the manuscripts
+which the poor youth called the "originals," that they were quite
+recent.]
+
+
+_ADMIRAL KEPPEL'S SUCCESS--THREATS OF INVASION--FUNERAL OF LORD
+CHATHAM._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _July 7_, 1778.
+
+You tell me in yours of the 23rd of last month, which I received to-day,
+that my letters are necessary to your tranquillity. That is sufficient
+to make me write, though I have nothing very positive to tell you. I did
+not mention Admiral Keppel's skirmish with and capture of two frigates
+of the Brest squadron; not because I thought it trifling, but concluding
+that it would produce immediate declaration of war; and, for the fact
+itself, I knew both our papers and the French would anticipate me.
+Indeed, Sir John Dick has talked to me so much of his frequency and
+punctuality with you, that I might have concluded he would not neglect
+so public an event; not that I trust to anybody else for sending you
+intelligence.
+
+No Declaration has followed on either side. I, who know nothing but what
+everybody knows, am disposed to hope that both nations are grown
+rational; that is, humane enough to dislike carnage. Both kings are
+pacific by nature, and the voice of Europe now prefers legislators to
+_heroes_, which is but a name for destroyers of their species.
+
+It is true, we are threatened with invasion.[1] You ask me why I seem to
+apprehend less than formerly? For many reasons. In the first place, I am
+above thirty years older. Can one fear anything in the dregs of life as
+at the beginning? Experience, too, has taught me that nothing happens in
+proportion to our conceptions. I have learnt, too, exceedingly to
+undervalue human policy. Chance and folly counteract most of its wisdom.
+From the "Memoires de Noailles"[2] I have learnt, that, between the
+years 1740 and 1750, when I,--ay, and my Lord Chesterfield too,--had
+such gloomy thoughts, France was trembling with dread of us. These are
+general reasons. My particular ones are, that, if France meditated a
+considerable blow, she has neglected her opportunity. Last year, we had
+neither army nor a manned fleet at home. Now, we have a larger and
+better army than ever we had in the island, and a strong fleet. Within
+these three days, our West India and Mediterranean fleets, for which we
+have been in great pain, are arrived, and bring not only above two
+millions, but such a host of sailors as will supply the deficiencies in
+our unequipped men-of-war. The country is covered with camps; General
+Conway, who has been to one of them, speaks with astonishment of the
+fineness of the men, of the regiments, of their discipline and
+manoeuvring. In short, the French Court has taught all our young
+nobility to be soldiers. The Duke of Grafton, who was the most indolent
+of ministers, is the most indefatigable of officers. For my part, I am
+almost afraid that there will be a larger military spirit amongst our
+men of quality than is wholesome for our constitution: France will have
+done us hurt enough, if she has turned us into generals instead of
+senators.
+
+[Footnote 1: The design of invading England, first conceived by Philip
+II. of Spain and the Duke of Parma, had been entertained also by Louis
+XIV.; and after Walpole's death ostentatious preparations for such an
+expedition were made in 1805 by Napoleon. But some years afterwards
+Napoleon told Metternich, the Austrian Prime Minister, that he had never
+really designed to undertake the enterprise, being convinced of the
+impossibility of succeeding in it, and that the sole object of his
+preparations and of the camp at Boulogne had been to throw Austria off
+her guard.]
+
+[Footnote 2: The Duc de Noailles had been the French Commander-in-chief
+at the battle of Dettingen in 1743.]
+
+I can conceive another reason why France should not choose to venture an
+invasion. It is certain that at least five American provinces wish for
+peace with us. Nor can I think that thirteen English provinces would be
+pleased at seeing England invaded. Any considerable blow received by us,
+would turn their new allies into haughty protectors. Should we accept a
+bad peace, America would find her treaty with them a very bad one: in
+short, I have treated you with speculations instead of facts. I know but
+one of the latter sort. The King's army has evacuated Philadelphia, from
+having eaten up the country, and has returned to New York. Thus it is
+more compact, and has less to defend.
+
+General Howe is returned, richer in money than laurels. I do not know,
+indeed, that his wealth is great.
+
+Fanaticism in a nation is no novelty; but you must know, that, though
+the effects were so solid, the late appearance of enthusiasm about Lord
+Chatham was nothing but a general affectation of enthusiasm. It was a
+contention of hypocrisy between the Opposition and the Court, which did
+not last even to his burial. Not three of the Court attended it, and not
+a dozen of the Minority of any note. He himself said, between his fall
+in the House of Lords and his death, that, when he came to himself, not
+one of his old acquaintance of the Court but Lord Despencer so much as
+asked how he did. Do you imagine people are struck with the death of a
+man, who were not struck with the sudden appearance of his death? We do
+not counterfeit so easily on a surprise, as coolly; and, when we are
+cool on surprise, we do not grow agitated on reflection.
+
+The last account I heard from Germany was hostile. Four days ago both
+the Imperial and Prussian Ministers[1] expected news of a battle. O, ye
+fathers of your people, do you thus dispose of your children? How many
+thousand lives does a King save, who signs a peace! It was said in jest
+of our Charles II., that he was the real _father_ of his people, so many
+of them did he beget himself. But tell me, ye divines, which is the most
+virtuous man, he who begets twenty bastards, or he who sacrifices a
+hundred thousand lives? What a contradiction is human nature! The Romans
+rewarded the man who got three children, and laid waste the world. When
+will the world know that peace and propagation are the two most
+delightful things in it? As his Majesty of France has found out the
+latter, I hope he will not forget the former.
+
+[Footnote 1: Towards the close of 1777 Maximilian, the Elector of
+Bavaria, died, and the Emperor Joseph claimed many of his fiefs as
+having escheated to him. Frederic the Great, who was still jealous of
+Austria, endeavoured to form a league to aid the new Elector in his
+resistance to Joseph's demands, and even invaded Bohemia with an army of
+eighty thousand men; but the Austrian army was equally strong. No action
+of any importance took place; and in the spring of 1779 the treaty of
+Teschen was concluded between the Empire, Prussia, and Bavaria, by which
+a small portion of the district claimed by Joseph was ceded to Austria.]
+
+
+_SUGGESTION OF NEGOTIATIONS WITH FRANCE--PARTITION OF POLAND._
+
+TO THE HON. H.S. CONWAY.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _July_ 8, 1778.
+
+I have had some conversation with a ministerial person, on the subject
+of pacification with France; and he dropped a hint, that as we should
+not have much of a good peace, the Opposition would make great clamour
+on it. I said a few words on the duty of Ministers to do what they
+thought right, be the consequence what it would. But as honest men do
+not want such lectures, and dishonest will not let them weigh, I waived
+that theme, to dwell on what is more likely to be persuasive, and which
+I am firmly persuaded is no less true than the former maxim; and that
+was, that the Ministers are _still_ so strong, that if they could get a
+peace that would save the nation, though not a brilliant or glorious
+one, the nation in general would be pleased with it, and the clamours of
+the Opposition be insignificant.
+
+I added, what I think true, too, that no time is to be lost in treating;
+not only for preventing a blow, but from the consequences the first
+misfortune would have. The nation is not yet alienated from the Court,
+but it is growing so; is grown so enough, for any calamity to have
+violent effects. Any internal disturbance would advance the hostile
+designs of France. An insurrection from distress would be a double
+invitation to invasion; and, I am sure, much more to be dreaded, even
+personally, by the Ministers, than the ill-humours of Opposition for
+even an inglorious peace. To do the Opposition justice, it is not
+composed of incendiaries. Parliamentary speeches raise no tumults: but
+tumults would be a dreadful thorough bass to speeches. The Ministers do
+not know the strength they have left (supposing they apply it in time),
+if they are afraid of making any peace. They were too sanguine in making
+war; I hope they will not be too timid of making peace.
+
+What do you think of an idea of mine of offering France a neutrality?
+that is, to allow her to assist both us and the Americans. I know she
+would assist only them: but were it not better to connive at her
+assisting them, without attacking us, than her doing both? A treaty with
+her would perhaps be followed by one with America. We are sacrificing
+all the essentials we _can_ recover, for a few words; and risking the
+independence of this country, for the nominal supremacy over America.
+France seems to leave us time for treating. She mad no scruple of
+begging peace of us in '63, that she might lie by and recover her
+advantages. Was not that a wise precedent? Does not she _now_ show that
+it was? Is not policy the honour of nations? I mean, not morally, but
+has Europe left itself any other honour? And since it has really left
+itself no honour, and as little morality, does not the morality of a
+nation consist in its preserving itself in as much happiness as it can?
+The invasion of Portugal by Spain in the last war, and the partition of
+Poland,[1] have abrogated the law of nations. Kings have left no ties
+between one another. Their duty to their people is still allowed. He is
+a good King that preserves his people; and if temporising answers that
+end, is it not justifiable? You, who are as moral as wise, answer my
+questions. Grotius[2] is obsolete. Dr. Joseph and Dr. Frederic, with
+four hundred thousand commentators, are reading new lectures--and I
+should say, thank God, to one another, if the four hundred thousand
+commentators were not in worse danger than they. Louis XVI. is grown a
+casuist compared to those partitioners. Well, let us simple individuals
+keep our honesty, and bless our stars that we have not armies at our
+command, lest we should divide kingdoms that are at our _bienseance_!
+What a dreadful thing it is for such a wicked little imp as man to have
+absolute power! But I have travelled into Germany, when I meant to talk
+to you only of England; and it is too late to recall my text. Good
+night!
+
+[Footnote 1: A partition of Poland had been proposed by the Great
+Elector of Brandenburgh as early as the middle of the seventeenth
+century, his idea being that he, the Emperor, and the King of Sweden
+should divide the whole country between them. At that time, however, the
+mutual jealousies of the three princes prevented the scheme from being
+carried out. But in 1770 the idea was revived by Frederic the Great, who
+sent his brother Henry to discuss it with the Czarina. She eagerly
+embraced it; and the new Emperor Joseph had so blind an admiration for
+Frederic, that it was not hard to induce him to become a confederate in
+the scheme of plunder. And the three allies had less difficulty than
+might have been expected in arranging the details. In extent of
+territory Austria was the principal gainer, her share being of
+sufficient importance to receive a new name as the kingdom of Galicia;
+the share of Prussia being West Prussia and Pomerania, with the
+exception of Dantzic and the fortress of Thorn; while Russia took Polish
+Livonia and the rich provinces to the east of the Dwina. But the
+spoilers were not long contented with their acquisitions. In 1791
+intrigues among the Polish nobles, probably fomented by the Czarina
+herself, gave her a pretence for interfering in their affairs; and the
+result was a second partition, which gave the long-coveted port of
+Dantzic and a long district on the shore of the Baltic to Prussia, and
+such extensive provinces adjoining Russia to Catharine, that all that
+was left to the Polish sovereign was a small territory with a population
+that hardly amounted to four millions of subjects. The partition excited
+great indignation all over Europe, but in 1772 England was sufficiently
+occupied with the troubles beginning to arise in America, and France was
+still too completely under the profligate and imbecile rule of Louis XV.
+and Mme. du Barri, and too much weakened by her disasters in the Seven
+Years' War, for any manly counsels or indication of justice and humanity
+to be expected from that country.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Grotius (a Latinised form of Groot) was an eminent
+statesman and jurist of Holland at the beginning of the seventeenth
+century. He was a voluminous author; his most celebrated works being a
+treatise, "De jure belli et pacis," and another on the "Truth of the
+Christian Religion."]
+
+[Illustration: VIEW OF GARDEN, STRAWBERRY HILL, FROM THE GREAT
+BED-CHAMBER.]
+
+
+_UNSUCCESSFUL CRUISE OF KEPPEL--CHARACTER OF LORD CHATHAM._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Oct._ 8, 1778.
+
+As you are so earnest for news, I am concerned when I have not a
+paragraph to send you. It looks as if distance augmented your
+apprehensions; for, I assure you, at home we have lost almost all
+curiosity. Though the two fleets have been so long at sea, and though,
+before their last _sortie_, one heard nothing but _What news of the
+fleets?_ of late there has been scarcely any inquiry; and so the French
+one is returned to Brest, and ours is coming home. Admiral Keppel is
+very unlucky in having missed them, for they had not above twenty-five
+ships. Letters from Paris say that their camps, too, are to break up at
+the end of this month: but we do not intend to be the dupes of that
+_finesse_, if it is one, but shall remain on our guard. One must hope
+that winter will produce some negotiation; and that, peace. Indeed, as
+war is not declared, I conclude there is always some treating on the
+anvil; and, should it end well, at least this age will have made a step
+towards humanity, in omitting the ceremonial of proclamation, which
+seems to make it easier to cease being at war. But I am rather making
+out a proxy for a letter than sending you news. But, you see, even
+armies of hundred thousands in Germany can execute as little as we; and
+you must remember what the Grand Conde, or the great Prince of Orange--I
+forget which--said, that unmarried girls imagine husbands are always on
+duty, unmilitary men that soldiers are always fighting. One of the Duke
+of Marlborough's Generals dining with the Lord Mayor, an Alderman who
+sat next to him said, "Sir, yours must be a very laborious
+profession."--"No," replied the General, "we fight about four hours in
+the morning, and two or three after dinner, and then we have all the
+rest of the day to ourselves."
+
+The King has been visiting camps,--and so has Sir William Howe, who, one
+should think, had had enough of them; and who, one should think too, had
+not achieved such exploits as should make him fond of parading himself
+about, or expect many hosannahs. To have taken one town, and retreated
+from two, is not very glorious in military arithmetic; and to have
+marched twice to Washington, and returned without attacking him, is no
+addition to the sum total.
+
+Did I tell you that Mrs. Anne Pitt is returned, and acts great grief for
+her brother? I suppose she was the dupe of the farce acted by the two
+Houses and the Court, and had not heard that none of them carried on the
+pantomime even to his burial. Her nephew gave a little into that mummery
+even to me; forgetting how much I must remember of his aversion to his
+uncle. Lord Chatham was a meteor, and a glorious one; people discovered
+that he was not a genuine luminary, and yet everybody in mimickry has
+been an _ignis fatuus_ about him. Why not allow his magnificent
+enterprises and good fortune, and confess his defects; instead of being
+bombast in his praises, and at the same time discover that the
+amplification is insincere? A Minister who inspires great actions must
+be a great Minister; and Lord Chatham will always appear so,--by
+comparison with his predecessors and successors. He retrieved our
+affairs when ruined by a most incapable Administration; and we are
+fallen into a worse state since he was removed. Therefore, I doubt,
+posterity will allow more to his merit, than it is the present fashion
+to accord to it. Our historians have of late been fond of decrying Queen
+Elizabeth, in order if possible to raise the Stuarts: but great actions
+surmount foibles; and folly and guilt would always remain folly and
+guilt, though there had never been a great man or woman in the world.
+Our modern tragedies, hundreds of them do not contain a good line; nor
+are they a jot the better, because Shakspeare, who was superior to all
+mankind, wrote some whole plays that are as bad as any of our present
+writers.
+
+I shall be very glad to see your nephew, and talk of you with him; which
+will be more satisfactory than questioning accidental travellers.
+
+
+_CAPTURE OF PONDICHERRY--CHANGES IN THE MINISTRY--LA FAYETTE IN
+AMERICA._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, _March_ 22, 1779.
+
+If your representative dignity is impaired westward, you may add to
+your eastern titles those of "Rose of India" and "Pearl of
+Pondicherry."[1] The latter gem is now set in one of the vacant sockets
+of the British diadem.
+
+[Footnote 1: The authority of the great Warren Hastings, originally
+limited to five years, was renewed this year; and he signalised the
+prolongation of his authority by more vigorous attacks than ever on the
+French fortresses in India. He sent one body of troops against
+Chandemagore, their chief stronghold in Bengal; another against
+Pondicherry, their head-quarters in the south of Hindostan; while a
+third, under Colonel Goddard, defeated the two Mahratta chieftains
+Scindia and Holkar, and took some of their strongest fortresses.]
+
+I have nothing to subjoin to this high-flown paragraph, that will at all
+keep pace with the majesty of it. I should have left to the _Gazette_ to
+wish you joy, nor have begun a new letter without more materials, if I
+did not fear you would be still uneasy about your nephew. I hear he has,
+_since his parenthesis_, voted again with the Court; therefore he has
+probably not taken a new _part_, but only made a Pindaric transition on
+a particular question. I have seen him but twice since his arrival, and
+from both those visits I had no reason to expect he would act
+differently from what you wished. Perhaps it may never happen again. I
+go so little into the world, that I don't at all know what company he
+frequents. He talked so reasonably and tenderly with regard to you, that
+I shall be much deceived if he often gives you any inquietude.
+
+The place of Secretary of State is not replenished yet. Several
+different successors have been talked of. At least, at present, there is
+a little chance of its being supplied by the Opposition. Their numbers
+have fallen off again, though they are more alert than they used to be.
+I do not love to foretell, because no Elijah left me his mantle, in
+which, it seems, the gift of prophecy resides; and, if I see clouds
+gathering, I less care to announce their contents to foreign
+post-offices. On the other hand, it is no secret, nor one to disguise if
+it were, that the French trade must suffer immensely by our captures.
+
+Private news I know none. The Bishops are trying to put a stop to one
+staple commodity of that kind, Adultery. I do not suppose that they
+expect to lessen it; but, to be sure, it was grown to a sauciness that
+did call for a decenter veil. I do not think they have found out a good
+cure; and I am of opinion, too, that flagrancy proceeds from national
+depravity, which tinkering one branch will not remedy. Perhaps polished
+manners are a better proof of virtue in an age than of vice, though
+system-makers do not hold so: at least, decency has seldom been the
+symptom of a sinking nation.
+
+When one talks on general themes, it is a sign of having little to say.
+It is not that there is a dearth of topics; but I only profess sending
+you information on events that really have happened, to guide you
+towards forming a judgment. At home, we are fed with magnificent hopes
+and promises that are never realized. For instance, to prove discord in
+America, Monsieur de la Fayette[1] was said to rail at the Congress,
+and their whole system and transactions. There is just published an
+intercourse between them that exhibits enthusiasm in him towards their
+cause, and the highest esteem for him on their side. For my part, I see
+as little chance of recovering America as of re-conquering the Holy
+Land. Still, I do not amuse you with visions on either side, but tell
+you nakedly what advantage has been gained or lost. This caution
+abbreviates my letters; but, in general, you can depend on what I tell
+you. Adieu!
+
+[Footnote 1: Monsieur de la Fayette was a young French marquis of
+ancient family, but of limited fortune. He was a man of no ability,
+civil or military, and not even of much resolution, unless a blind
+fanaticism for republican principles can be called so. When the American
+war broke out he conceived such an admiration for Washington, that he
+resigned his commission in the French army to cross over to America and
+serve with the colonists; but it cannot be said that he was of any
+particular service to their cause. Afterwards, in 1789, he entered
+warmly into the schemes of the leaders of the Revolution, and
+contributed greatly to the difficulties and misfortunes of the Royal
+Family, especially by his conduct as Commander of the National Guard,
+which was a contemptible combination of treachery and imbecility.]
+
+_Tuesday 24th._
+
+I hear this moment that an account is come this morning of D'Estaing
+with sixteen ships being blocked up by Byron at Martinico, and that
+Rowley with eight more was expected by the latter in a day or two.
+D'Estaing, it is supposed, will be starved to surrender, and the island
+too. I do not answer for this intelligence or consequences; but, if the
+first is believed, you may be sure the rest is.
+
+
+_DIVISIONS IN THE MINISTRY--CHARACTER OF THE ITALIANS AND OF THE
+FRENCH._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _July_ 7, 1779.
+
+How much larger the war will be for the addition of Spain, I do not
+know. Hitherto it has produced no events but the shutting of our ports
+against France, and the junction of nine ships from Ferrol with the
+French squadron. They talk of a great navy getting ready at Cadiz, and
+of mighty preparations in the ports of France for an embarkation. As all
+this must have been foreseen, I suppose we are ready to resist all
+attacks.
+
+The Parliament rose last Saturday, not without an open division in the
+Ministry: Lord Gower, President of the Council, heading an opposition to
+a Bill for doubling the Militia, which had passed the Commons, and
+throwing it out; which Lord North as publicly resented. I make no
+comments on this, because I really know nothing of the motives.
+Thoroughly convinced that all my ideas are superannuated, and too old to
+learn new lessons, I only hear what passes, pretend to understand
+nothing, and wait patiently for events as they present themselves. I
+listen enough to be able to acquaint you with facts of public notoriety;
+but attempt to explain none of them, if they do not carry legibility in
+the van.
+
+Your nephew, who lives more in the world, and is coming to you, will be
+far more master of the details. He called here some few days ago, as I
+was going out to dinner, but has kindly promised to come and dine here
+before he sets out. His journey is infinitely commendable, as entirely
+undertaken to please you. It will be very comfortable too, as surely the
+concourse of English must much abate, especially as France is
+interdicted. Travelling boys and self-sufficient governors would be an
+incumbrance to you, could you see more of your countrymen of more
+satisfactory conversation. Florence probably is improved since it had a
+Court of its own, and there must be men a little more enlightened than
+the poor Italians. Scarcely any of the latter that ever I knew but, if
+they had parts, were buffoons. I believe the boasted _finesse_ of the
+ruling clergy is pretty much a traditionary notion, like their jealousy.
+More nations than one live on former characters after they are totally
+changed.
+
+I have been often and much in France. In the provinces they may still be
+gay and lively; but at Paris, bating the pert _etourderie_ of very young
+men, I protest I scarcely ever saw anything like vivacity--the Duc de
+Choiseul alone had more than any hundred Frenchmen I could select. Their
+women are the first in the world in everything but beauty; sensible,
+agreeable, and infinitely informed. The _philosophes_, except Buffon,
+are solemn, arrogant, dictatorial coxcombs--I need not say superlatively
+disagreeable. The rest are amazingly ignorant in general, and void of
+all conversation but the routine with women. My dear and very old friend
+[Madame du Deffand] is a relic of a better age, and at nearly
+eighty-four has all the impetuosity that _was_ the character of the
+French. They have not found out, I believe, how much their nation is
+sunk in Europe;--probably the Goths and Vandals of the North will open
+their eyes before a century is past. I speak of the swarming empires
+that have conglomerated within our memories. _We_ dispelled the vision
+twenty years ago: but let us be modest till we do so again....
+
+_11th._
+
+Last night I received from town the medal you promised me on the Moorish
+alliance.[1] It is at least as magnificent as the occasion required, and
+yet not well executed. The medallist Siriez, I conclude, is grandson of
+my old acquaintance Louis Siriez of the Palazzo Vecchio.
+
+[Footnote 1: A treaty had just been concluded between the Duke of
+Tuscany and the Emperor of Morocco.]
+
+Yesterday's Gazette issued a proclamation on the expected invasion from
+Havre, where they are embarking mightily. Some think the attempt will be
+on Portsmouth. To sweeten this pill, Clinton has taken a fort and
+seventy men--not near Portsmouth, but New York; and there were reports
+at the latter that Charleston is likely to surrender. This would be
+something, if there were not a French war and a Spanish war in the way
+between us and Carolina. Sir Charles Hardy is at Torbay with the whole
+fleet, which perhaps was not a part of the plan at Havre: we shall see,
+and you shall hear, if anything passes.
+
+_Friday night, July 16th._
+
+Your nephew has sent me word that he will breakfast with me to-morrow,
+but shall not have time to dine. I have nothing to add to the foregoing
+general picture. We have been bidden even by proclamation to expect an
+invasion, and troops and provisions have for this week said to have been
+embarked. Still I do not much expect a serious descent. The French, I
+think, have better chances with less risk. They may ruin us in detail.
+The fleet is at present at home or very near, and very strong; nor do I
+think that the French plan is activity:--but it is idle to talk of the
+present moment, when it will be some time before you receive this. I am
+infinitely in more pain about Mr. Conway, who is in the midst of the
+storm in a nutshell, and I know will defend himself as if he was in the
+strongest fortification in Flanders--and, which is as bad, I believe the
+Court would sacrifice the island to sacrifice him. They played that
+infamous game last year on Keppel, when ten thousand times more was at
+stake. They look at the biggest objects through the diminishing end of
+every telescope; and, the higher they who look, the more malignant and
+mean the eye....
+
+Adieu! my dear Sir. In what manner we are to be undone, I do not guess;
+but I see no way by which we can escape happily out of this crisis--I
+mean, preserve the country and recover the Constitution. I thought for
+four years that calamity would bring us to our senses: but alas! we have
+none left to be brought to. We shall now suffer a greal deal, submit at
+last to a humiliating peace, and people will be content.--So adieu,
+England! it will be more or less a province or kind of province to
+France, and its viceroy will be, in what does not concern France, its
+despot--and will be content too! I shall not pity the country; I shall
+feel only for those who grieve with me at its abject state; or for
+posterity, if they do not, like other degraded nations, grow callously
+reconciled to their ignominy.
+
+
+_ERUPTION OF VESUVIUS--DEATH OF LORD TEMPLE._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+_Sept._ 16, 1779.
+
+I have received your letter by Colonel Floyd, and shall be surprised
+indeed if Caesar does not find his own purple a little rumpled, as well
+as his brother's mantle. But how astonished was I at finding that you
+did not mention the dreadful eruption of Vesuvius. Surely you had not
+heard of it! What are kings and their popguns to that wrath of Nature!
+How Sesostris, at the head of an army of nations, would have fallen
+prostrate to earth before a column of blazing embers eleven thousand
+feet high! I am impatient to hear more, as you are of the little
+conflict of us pigmies. Three days after my last set out, we received
+accounts of D'Estaing's success against Byron and Barrington, and of the
+capture of Grenada. I do not love to send first reports, which are
+rarely authentic. The subsequent narrative of the engagement is more
+favourable. It allows the victory to the enemy, but makes their loss of
+men much the more considerable. Of ships we lost but one, taken after
+the fight as going into port to refit. Sir Charles Hardy and
+D'Orvilliers have not met; the latter is at Brest, the former at
+Portsmouth. I never penetrated an inch into what is to be; and into some
+distant parts of our history, I mean the Eastern, I have never liked to
+look. I believe it an infamous scene; you know I have always thought it
+so; and the Marattas are a nation of banditti very proper to scourge the
+heroes of Europe, who go so far to plunder and put themselves into their
+way. Nature gave to mankind a beautiful world, and larger than it could
+occupy,--for, as to the eruption of Goths and Vandals occasioned by
+excess of population, I very much doubt it; and mankind prefers
+deforming the ready Paradise, to improving and enjoying it. Ambition and
+mischief, which one should not think were natural appetites, seem almost
+as much so as the impulse to propagation; and those pious rogues, the
+clergy, preach against what Nature forces us to practise (or she could
+not carry on her system), and not twice in a century say a syllable
+against the Lust of Destruction! Oh! one is lost in moralising, as one
+is in astronomy! In the ordinance and preservation of the great
+universal system one sees the Divine Artificer, but our intellects are
+too bounded to comprehend anything more.
+
+Lord Temple is dead by an accident. I never had any esteem for his
+abilities or character. He had grown up in the bask of Lord Chatham's
+glory, and had the folly to mistake half the rays for his own. The world
+was not such a dupe; and his last years discovered a selfish
+restlessness, and discovered to him, too, that no mortal regarded him
+but himself.
+
+The Lucans are in my neighbourhood, and talk with much affection of you.
+Adieu!
+
+
+_CHANCES OF WAR WITH HOLLAND--HIS FATHER'S POLICY--POPE--CHARACTER OF
+BOLINGBROKE._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+BERKELEY SQUARE, _Jan._ 13, 1780.
+
+In consequence of my last, it is right to make you easy, and tell you
+that I think we shall not have a Dutch war;[1] at least, nobody seems to
+expect it. What excuses we have made, I do not know; but I imagine the
+Hollanders are glad to gain by both sides, and glad not to be forced to
+quarrel with either.
+
+[Footnote 1: Walpole was mistaken in his calculations. "Holland at this
+time was divided by two great parties--the party of the Staatholder, the
+Prince of Orange, and the party inclining to France--of which the
+Pensionary, Van Bethel, was among the principal members; and this party
+was so insulting in their tone and measures, that at the end of 1780 we
+were compelled to declare war against them" (Lord Stanhope, "History of
+England," c. 63). But the war was not signalised by any action of
+importance.]
+
+What might have been expected much sooner, appears at last--a good deal
+of discontent; but chiefly where it was not much expected. The country
+gentlemen, after encouraging the Court to war with America, now, not
+very decently, are angry at the expense. As they have long seen the
+profusion, it would have been happy had they murmured sooner. Very
+serious associations are forming in many counties; and orders, under
+the title of petitions, coming to Parliament for correcting abuses. They
+talk of the waste of money; are silent on the thousands of lives that
+have been sacrificed--but when are human lives counted by any side?
+
+The French, who may measure with us in folly, and have exceeded us in
+ridiculous boasts, have been extravagant in their reception of
+D'Estaing,[1] who has shown nothing but madness and incapacity. How the
+northern monarchs, who have at least exhibited talents for war and
+politics, must despise the last campaign of England and France!
+
+[Footnote 1: The Comte d'Estaing was the Commander-in-chief of the
+French fleet in the West Indies in the years 1777-80. But, though his
+force was always superior to ours, he always endeavoured to avoid a
+battle; and succeeded in that timorous policy except on two occasions,
+when Lord Howe and afterwards Admiral Byron brought him to action, but
+only with indecisive results.]
+
+I am once more got abroad, but more pleased to be able to do so, than
+charmed with anything I have to do. Having outlived the glory and
+felicity of my country, I carry that reflection with me wherever I go.
+Last night, at Strawberry Hill, I took up, to divert my thoughts, a
+volume of letters to Swift from Bolingbroke, Bathurst, and Gay; and what
+was there but lamentations on the ruin of England, in that era of its
+prosperity and peace, from wretches who thought their own want of power
+a proof that their country was undone! Oh, my father! twenty years of
+peace, and credit, and happiness, and liberty, were punishments to
+rascals who weighed everything in the scales of self? It was to the
+honour of Pope, that, though leagued with such a crew, and though an
+idolater of their archfiend Bolingbroke and in awe of the malignant
+Swift, he never gave in to their venomous railings; railings against a
+man who, in twenty years, never attempted a stretch of power, did
+nothing but the common business of administration, and by that
+temperance and steady virtue, and unalterable good-humour and superior
+wisdom, baffled all the efforts of faction, and annihilated the falsely
+boasted abilities of Bolingbroke,[1] which now appear as moderate as his
+character was in every light detestable. But, alas! that retrospect
+doubled my chagrin instead of diverting it. I soon forgot an impotent
+cabal of mock-patriots; but the scene they vainly sought to disturb
+rushed on my mind, and, like Hamlet on the sight of Yorick's skull, I
+recollected the prosperity of Denmark when my father ruled, and compared
+it with the present moment! I look about for a Sir Robert Walpole; but
+where is he to be found?
+
+[Footnote: 1 It is only the excess of party spirit that could lead
+Walpole to call Bolingbroke's abilities moderate; and he had no attacks
+on his father to resent, since, though Bolingbroke was in 1724 permitted
+to return to England, he only received a partial pardon, and was not
+permitted to take his seat in Parliament. Walpole has more reason to
+pronounce his character detestable; for which opinion he might have
+quoted Dr. Johnson, who, in reference to an infidel treatise which he
+bequeathed to Mallet for publication, called him "a scoundrel and a
+coward--a scoundrel who spent his life in charging a popgun against
+Christianity, which he had not the courage to let off, but left it to a
+hungry Scotchman to pull the trigger after he was dead."]
+
+This is not a letter, but a codicil to my last. You will soon probably
+have news enough--yet appearances are not always pregnancies. When there
+are more follies in a nation than principles and system, they counteract
+one another, and sometimes, as has just happened in Ireland, are
+composed _pulveris exigui jactu_. I sum up my wishes in that for peace:
+but we are not satisfied with persecuting America, though the mischief
+has recoiled on ourselves; nor France with wounding us, though with
+little other cause for exultation, and with signal mischief to her own
+trade, and with heavy loss of seamen; not to mention how her armies are
+shrunk to raise her marine, a sacrifice she will one day rue, when the
+_disciplined_ hosts of Goths and Huns begin to cast an eye southward.
+But I seem to choose to read futurity, because I am not likely to see
+it: indeed I am most rational when I say to myself, What is all this to
+me? My thread is almost spun! almost all my business here is to bear
+pain with patience, and to be thankful for intervals of ease. Though
+Emperors and Kings may torment mankind, they will not disturb my
+bedchamber; and so I bid them and you good-night!
+
+P.S.--I have made use of a term in this letter, which I retract, having
+bestowed a title on the captains and subalterns which was due only to
+the colonel, and not enough for his dignity. Bolingbroke was more than a
+rascal--he was a villain. Bathurst, I believe, was not a dishonest man,
+more than he was prejudiced by party against one of the honestest and
+best of men. Gay was a simple poor soul, intoxicated by the friendship
+of men of genius, and who thought _they_ must be good who condescended
+to admire _him_. Swift was a wild beast, who baited and worried all
+mankind almost, because his intolerable arrogance, vanity, pride, and
+ambition were disappointed; he abused Lady Suffolk, who tried and wished
+to raise him, only because she had not power to do so: and one is sure
+that a man who could deify that silly woman Queen Anne, would have been
+more profuse of incense to Queen Caroline, who had sense, if the Court
+he paid to her had been crowned with success. Such were the men who
+wrote of virtue to one another; and even that mean, exploded miser, Lord
+Bath, presumed to talk of virtue too!
+
+
+_POLITICAL EXCITEMENT--LORD G. GORDON--EXTRAORDINARY GAMBLING AFFAIRS IN
+INDIA._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Feb._ 6, 1780.
+
+I write only when I have facts to send. Detached scenes there have been
+in different provinces: they will be collected soon into a drama in St.
+Stephen's Chapel. One or two and twenty counties, and two or three
+towns, have voted petitions.[1] But in Northamptonshire Lord Spencer
+was disappointed, and a very moderate petition was ordered. The same
+happened at Carlisle. At first, the Court was struck dumb, but have
+begun to rally. Counter-protests have been signed in Hertford and
+Huntingdon shires, in Surrey and Sussex. Last Wednesday a meeting was
+summoned in Westminster Hall: Charles Fox harangued the people finely
+and warmly; and not only a petition was voted, but he was proposed for
+candidate for that city at the next general election, and was accepted
+joyfully. Wilkes was his zealous advocate: how few years since a public
+breakfast was given at Holland House to support Lord Luttrell against
+Wilkes! Charles Fox and his brother rode thence at the head of their
+friends to Brentford. Ovid's "Metamorphoses" contains not stranger
+transformations than party can work.
+
+[Footnote 1: These petitions were chiefly for economical reform, for
+which Burke was preparing a Bill.]
+
+I must introduce a new actor to you, a Lord George
+Gordon,--metamorphosed a little, too, for his family were Jacobites and
+Roman Catholics: he is the Lilburne of the Scottish Presbyterians, and
+an apostle against the Papists. He dresses, that is, wears long lank
+hair about his shoulders, like the first Methodists; though I take the
+modern ones to be no Anti-Catholics. This mad lord, for so all his
+family have been too, and are, has likewise assumed the patronage of
+Ireland. Last Thursday he asked an audience of the King, and, the moment
+he was admitted into the closet, began reading an Irish pamphlet, and
+continued for an hour, till it was so dark he could not see; and then
+left the pamphlet, exacting a promise on royal honour that his Majesty
+would finish it. Were I on the throne, I would make Dr. Monro a Groom of
+my Bedchamber: indeed it has been necessary for some time; for, of the
+King's lords, Lord Bolingbroke is in a mad-house, and Lord Pomfret and
+my nephew ought to be there. The last, being fond of onions, has lately
+distributed bushels of that root to his Militia; Mr. Wyndham will not be
+surprised.
+
+By the tenor of the petitions you would think we were starving; yet
+there is a little coin stirring. Within this week there has been a cast
+at hazard at the Cocoa tree, the difference of which amounted to a
+hundred and four-score thousand pounds. Mr. O'Birne, an Irish gamester,
+had won one hundred thousand pounds of a young Mr. Harvey of Chigwell,
+just started from a midshipman[1] into an estate by his elder brother's
+death. O'Birne said, "You can never pay me." "I can," said the youth;
+"my estate will sell for the debt." "No," said O.; "I will win ten
+thousand--you shall throw for the odd ninety." They did, and Harvey won.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mr. Harvey was afterwards Sir Eliab Harvey, one of Nelson's
+captains at Trafalgar. But unfortunately he so violently resented the
+appointment of Lord Cochrane, who was only a post-captain, to carry out
+the attack on the French fleet in Basque Roads, which he himself, who
+was an admiral, had also suggested, and used such violent and
+insubordinate language towards Lord Gambier, the Commander-in-chief
+(who, though a most incompetent officer, had had nothing to do with the
+appointment), that it was unavoidable that a court-martial should
+sentence him to be cashiered. He was, however, restored to his rank
+shortly afterwards. He was member of Parliament for Essex for many
+years, and died in 1830.]
+
+However, as it is a little necessary to cast about for resources, it is
+just got abroad, that about a year ago we took possession of a trifling
+district in India called the Province of Oude,[1] which contains four
+millions of inhabitants, produces between three and four millions of
+revenue, and has an army of 30,000 men: it was scarce thought of
+consequence enough to deserve an article in the newspapers. If you are
+so _old-style_ as to ask how we came to take possession, I answer, by
+the new law of nations; by the law by which Poland was divided. You will
+find it in the future editions of Grotius, tit. "Si une terre est a la
+bienseance d'un grand Prince." Oude appertained by that very law to the
+late Sujah Dowla. His successors were weak men, which _in India_ is
+incapacity. Their Majesties the East India Company, whom God long
+preserve, have _succeeded_.
+
+[Footnote 1: Warren Hastings claimed large arrears of tribute from Asaph
+ul Dowlah, the Nabob of Oude; but Walpole was misinformed when he
+understood that he had in consequence annexed the province--a measure
+which was never adopted till the spring of 1857, when its annexation by
+Lord Dalhousie was among the causes that led to the outbreak of the
+mutiny.]
+
+This petty event has ascertained the existence of a certain being, who,
+till now, has not been much more than a matter of faith--the Grand Lama.
+There are some affairs of trade between the sovereigns of Oude and his
+Holiness the Lama. Do not imagine the East India Company have leisure to
+trouble their heads about religion. Their commanding officer
+corresponded with the Tartar Pope, who, it seems, is a very sensible
+man. The Attorney-General asked this officer, who is come over, how the
+Lama wrote. "Oh," said he, "like any person."--"Could I see his
+letters?" said Mr. Wedderburne.--"Upon my word," said the officer, "when
+the business was settled, I threw them into the fire." However, I hear
+that somebody, not quite so mercantile, has published one of the Lama's
+letters in the "Philosophical Transactions." Well! when we break in
+Europe, we may pack up and remove to India, and be emperors again!
+
+Do you believe me, my good Sir, when I tell you all these strange tales?
+Do you think me distracted, or that your country is so? Does not this
+letter seem an olio composed of ingredients picked out of the history of
+Charles I., of Clodius and Sesostris, and the "Arabian Nights"? Yet I
+could have coloured it higher without trespassing on truth; but when I,
+inured to the climate of my own country, can scarcely believe what I
+hear and see, how should you, who converse only with the ordinary race
+of men and women, give credit to what I have ventured to relate, merely
+because in forty years I have constantly endeavoured to tell you nothing
+but truth? Moreover, I commonly reserve passages that are not of public
+notoriety, not having the smallest inclination to put the credulity of
+foreign post-offices to the test. I would have them think that we are
+only mad with valour, and that Lord Chatham's cloak has been divided
+into shreds no bigger than a silver penny amongst our soldiers and
+sailors. Adieu!
+
+
+_RODNEY'S VICTORY--WALPOLE INCLINES TO WITHDRAW FROM AMUSEMENTS._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+BERKELEY SQUARE, _March_ 3, 1780.
+
+As my last letter probably alarmed you, I write again to tell you that
+nothing decisive has happened. The troops of the Palace even rallied a
+little yesterday on Mr. Burke's Bill of Reformation, or Reduction, yet
+with evident symptoms of _caution_; for Lord North, who wished to defer
+the second reading, ventured to put it only to next Wednesday, instead
+of to-day; and would have carried a longer adjournment with still
+greater difficulty, for his majority was but of 35, and the minority
+remained 195, a very formidable number. The Associations in the counties
+increase, though not rapidly: yet it will be difficult for the Court to
+stem such a torrent; and, I imagine, full as difficult for any man of
+temper to direct them wholesomely. Ireland is still more impetuous.
+
+Fortunately, happily, the tide abroad seems turned. Sir George Rodney's
+victory[1] proves more considerable than it appeared at first. It
+secures Gibraltar, eases your Mediterranean a little, and must vex the
+Spaniards and their monarch, not satisfied before with his cousin of
+Bourbon. Admiral Parker has had great success too amongst the latter's
+transports. Oh! that all these elements of mischief may jumble into
+peace! Monsieur Necker[2] alone shines in the quarter of France; but he
+is carrying the war into the domains of the Church, where one cannot
+help wishing him success. If he can root out monks, the Pope will have
+less occasion to allow _gras_, because we cannot supply them with
+_maigre_. It is droll that the Protestant Necker, and we Protestant
+fishmongers, should overset the system of fasting; but ancient Alcorans
+could not foresee modern contingencies.
+
+[Footnote 1: On January 8th Sir George Rodney defeated the Spanish
+fleet, which was on its way to join the force blockading Gibraltar, and
+took the commander himself, Don Juan de Langara, prisoner.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Necker's measure, to which Walpole alludes, was the
+imposition of a property tax of 5 per cent. on all classes, even on the
+clergy.]
+
+I have told you that politics absorb all private news. I am going to a
+ball this evening, which the Duke and Duchess of Bolton give to their
+Royal Highnesses of Gloucester, who have now a very numerous Court. It
+seems very improper for me to be at a ball; but you see that, on the
+contrary, it is propriety that carries me thither. I am heartily weary
+both of diversions and politics, and am more than half inclined to
+retire to Strawberry. I have renounced dining abroad, and hide myself as
+much as I can; but can one pin on one's breast a label to signify, that,
+though one is sensible of being Methusalem in constitution, one must
+sometimes be seen in a crowd for such and such reasons? I do often
+exaggerate my pleas of bad health; and, could I live entirely alone,
+would proclaim myself incurable; but, should one repent, one becomes
+ridiculous by returning to the world; or one must have a companion,
+which I never will have; or one opens a door to legatees, if one
+advertises ill-health. Well! I must act with as much common sense as I
+can; and, when one takes no part, one must temper one's conduct; and,
+when the world is too young for one, not shock it, nor contradict it,
+nor affix a peculiar character, but trust to its indifference for not
+drawing notice, when one does not desire to be noticed. Rabelais's "Fais
+ce que tu voudras" is not very difficult when one wishes to do nothing.
+I have always been offended at those who will belong to a world with
+which they have nothing to do. I have perceived that every age has not
+only a new language and new modes, but a new way of articulating. At
+first I thought myself grown deaf when with young people; but perceived
+that I understood my contemporaries, though they whispered. Well! I must
+go amongst those I do not comprehend so well, but shall leave them when
+they go to supper.
+
+
+_THE GORDON RIOTS._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _June_ 5, 1780.
+
+Not a syllable yet from General Clinton. There has been a battle at sea
+in the West Indies, which we might have gained; know we did not, but not
+why: and all this is forgotten already in a fresher event. I have said
+for some time that the field is so extensive, and the occurrences so
+numerous, and so much pains are taken to involve them in falsehoods and
+mystery, and opinions are so divided, that all evidences will be dead
+before a single part can be cleared up; but I have not time, nor you
+patience, for my reflections. I must hurry to the history of the day.
+The Jack of Leyden of the age, Lord George Gordon,[1] gave notice to the
+House of Commons last week, that he would, on Friday, bring in the
+petition of the Protestant Association; and he openly declared to his
+disciples, that he would not carry it unless _a noble army of martyrs,
+not fewer than forty thousand_, would accompany him. Forty thousand, led
+by such a lamb, were more likely to prove butchers than victims; and so,
+in good truth, they were very near being. Have you faith enough in me to
+believe that the sole precaution taken was, that the Cabinet Council on
+Thursday empowered the First Lord of the Treasury to give proper orders
+to the civil magistrates to keep the peace,--and his Lordship forgot
+it!
+
+[Footnote 1: Lord George Gordon was a younger son of the Duke of Gordon;
+and because the Parliament had passed a Bill to relieve the Roman
+Catholics from some of the disabilities which seemed no longer desirable
+nor just to maintain, he instigated a body calling itself the Protestant
+Association to present a monster petition to the House of Commons, and
+headed a procession of at least fifty thousand to march with it to the
+House. The processionists behaved with great violence on their march,
+insulting those members of both Houses whom they thought unfavourable to
+their views; and, when the House adjourned without taking their petition
+into consideration, they began to commit the most violent outrages. They
+burnt Newgate; they burnt the house of the great Chief Justice, Lord
+Mansfield; and for two days seemed masters of London, till the King
+himself summoned a Privy Council, and issued orders for the troops to
+put down the rioters. Many of the rioters were brought to trial and
+executed. Lord George, being prosecuted for high treason, to which his
+offence did not amount, instead of for sedition, was acquitted, to the
+great indignation of the French historian, Lacretelle, that "Cet
+extravagant scelerat ne paya point de sa tete un tel crime."]
+
+Early on Friday morning the conservators of the Church of England
+assembled in _St. George's_ Fields to encounter the dragon, the old
+serpent, and marched in lines of six and six--about thirteen thousand
+only, as they were computed--with a petition as long as the procession,
+which the apostle himself presented; but, though he had given out most
+Christian injunctions for peaceable behaviour, he did everything in his
+power to promote a massacre. He demanded immediate repeal of toleration,
+told Lord North he could have him torn to pieces, and, running every
+minute to the door or windows, bawled to the populace that Lord North
+would give them no redress, and that now this member, now that, was
+speaking against them.
+
+In the mean time, the Peers, going to their own Chamber, and as yet not
+concerned in the petition, were assaulted; many of their glasses were
+broken, and many of their persons torn out of the carriages. Lord Boston
+was thrown down and almost trampled to death; and the two Secretaries of
+State, the Master of the Ordnance, and Lord Willoughby were stripped of
+their bags or wigs, and the three first came into the House with their
+hair all dishevelled. The chariots of Sir George Savile and Charles
+Turner, two leading advocates for the late toleration, though in
+Opposition, were demolished; and the Duke of Richmond and Burke were
+denounced to the mob as proper objects for sacrifice. Lord Mahon
+laboured to pacify the tempest, and towards eight and nine, prevailed
+on so many to disperse, that the Lords rose and departed in quiet; but
+every avenue to the other House was besieged and blockaded, and for four
+hours they kept their doors locked, though some of the warmest members
+proposed to sally out, sword in hand, and cut their way. Lord North and
+that House behaved with great firmness, and would not submit to give any
+other satisfaction to the rioters, than to consent to take the Popish
+laws into consideration on the following Tuesday; and, calling the
+Justices of the Peace, empowered them to call out the whole force of the
+country to quell the riot.
+
+The magistrates soon brought the Horse and Foot Guards, and the pious
+ragamuffins soon fled; so little enthusiasm fortunately had inspired
+them; at least all their religion consisted in outrage and plunder; for
+the Duke of Northumberland, General Grant, Mr. Mackinsy, and others, had
+their pockets picked of their watches and snuff-boxes. Happily, not a
+single life was lost.
+
+This tumult, which was over between nine and ten at night, had scarce
+ceased before it broke out in two other quarters. Old Haslang's[1]
+Chapel was broken open and plundered; and, as he is a Prince of
+Smugglers as well as Bavarian Minister, great quantities of run tea and
+contraband goods were found in his house. This one cannot lament; and
+still less, as the old wretch has for these forty years usurped a hired
+house, and, though the proprietor for many years has offered to remit
+his arrears of rent, he will neither quit the house nor pay for it.
+
+[Footnote 1: Count Haslang was the Bavarian Minister.]
+
+Monsieur Cordon, the Sardinian Minister, suffered still more. The mob
+forced his chapel, stole two silver lamps, demolished everything else,
+threw the benches into the street, set them on fire, carried the brands
+into the chapel, and set fire to that; and, when the engines came, would
+not suffer them to play till the Guards arrived, and saved the house and
+probably all that part of the town. Poor Madame Cordon was confined by
+illness. My cousin, Thomas Walpole, who lives in Lincoln's Inn Fields,
+went to her rescue, and dragged her, for she could scarce stand with
+terror and weakness, to his own house.
+
+I doubt this narrative will not re-approach you and Mr. Wyndham. I have
+received yours of the 20th of last month.
+
+You will be indignant that such a mad dog as Lord George should not be
+knocked on the head. Colonel Murray did tell him in the House, that, if
+any lives were lost, his Lordship should join the number. Nor yet is he
+so lunatic as to deserve pity. Besides being very debauched, he has more
+knavery than mission. What will be decided on him, I do not know; every
+man that heard him can convict him of the worst kind of sedition: but it
+is dangerous to constitute a rascal a martyr. I trust we have not much
+holy fury left; I am persuaded that there was far more dissoluteness
+than enthusiasm in the mob: yet the episode is very disagreeable. I came
+from town yesterday to avoid the birthday [June 4]. We have a report
+here that the Papists last night burnt a Presbyterian meeting-house, but
+I credit nothing now on the first report. It was said to be intended on
+Saturday, and the Guards patrolled the streets at night; but it is very
+likely that Saint George Gordon spread the insinuation himself.
+
+My letter cannot set out before to-morrow; therefore I will postpone the
+conclusion. In the mean time I must scold you very seriously for the
+cameo you have sent me by Mr. Morrice. This house is full of your
+presents and of my blushes. I love any one of them as an earnest of your
+friendship; but I hate so many. You force upon me an air most contrary
+to my disposition. I cannot thank you for your kindness; I entreated you
+to send me nothing more. You leave me no alternative but to seem
+interested or ungrateful. I can only check your generosity by being
+brutal. If I had a grain of power, I would affront you and call your
+presents bribes. I never gave you anything but a coffee-pot. If I could
+buy a diamond as big as the Caligula, and a less would not be so
+valuable, I would send it you. In one word, I will not accept the cameo,
+unless you give me a promise under your hand that it shall be the last
+present you send me. I cannot stir about this house without your gifts
+staring me in the face. Do you think I have no conscience? I am sorry
+Mr. Morrice is no better, and wonder at his return. What can invite him
+to this country? Home never was so homely.
+
+_6th._
+
+It is not true that a meeting-house has been burnt. I believe a Popish
+chapel in the city has been attacked: and they talk here of some
+disturbance yesterday, which is probable; for, when grace, robbery, and
+mischief make an alliance, they do not like to give over:--but ten miles
+from the spot are a thousand from truth. My letter must go to town
+before night, or would be too late for the post. If you do not hear from
+me again immediately, you will be sure that this _bourrasque_ has
+subsided.
+
+_Thursday 8th._
+
+I am exceedingly vexed. I sent this letter to Berkeley Square on
+Tuesday, but by the present confusions my servant did not receive it in
+time. I came myself yesterday, and found a horrible scene. Lord
+Mansfield's house was just burnt down, and at night there were shocking
+disorders. London and Southwark were on fire in six places; but the
+regular troops quelled the sedition by daybreak, and everything now is
+quiet. A camp of ten thousand men is formed in Hyde Park, and regiments
+of horse and foot arrive every hour.
+
+_Friday morn, 9th._
+
+All has been quiet to-night. I am going to Strawberry for a little rest.
+Your nephew told me last night that he sends you constant journals just
+now.
+
+
+_HOGARTH--COLONEL CHARTERIS--ARCHBISHOP BLACKBURNE--JERVAS--RICHARDSON'S
+POETRY._
+
+TO SIR DAVID DALRYMPLE.
+
+_Dec._ 11, 1780.
+
+I should have been shamefully ungrateful, Sir, if I could ever forget
+all the favours I have received from you, and had omitted any mark of
+respect to you that it was in my power to show. Indeed, what you are so
+good as to thank me for was a poor trifle, but it was all I had or shall
+have of the kind. It was imperfect too, as some painters of name have
+died since it was printed, which was nine years ago. They will be added
+with your kind notices, should I live, which is not probable, to see a
+new edition wanted. Sixty-three years, and a great deal of illness, are
+too speaking mementos not to be attended to; and when the public has
+been more indulgent than one had any right to expect, it is not decent
+to load it with one's dotage!
+
+I believe, Sir, that I may have been over-candid to Hogarth, and that
+his spirit and youth and talent may have hurried him into more real
+caricatures than I specified; yet he certainly restrained his bent that
+way pretty early. Charteris,[1] I have seen; but though some years
+older than you, Sir, I cannot say I have at all a perfect idea of him;
+nor did I ever hear the curious anecdote you tell me of the banker and
+my father. I was much better acquainted with Archbishop Blackburne. He
+lived within two doors of my father in Downing Street, and took much
+notice of me when I was near man.... He was a little hurt at not being
+raised to Canterbury on Wake's death [1737], and said to my father, "You
+did not think on me; but it is true, I am too old, I am too old."
+Perhaps, Sir, these are gossiping stories, but at least they hurt nobody
+now.
+
+[Footnote 1: Colonel Charteris, satirised by Hogarth's introduction of
+his portrait in the "Harlot's Progress," was at his death still more
+bitterly branded by Swift's friend, Dr. Arbuthnot, in the epitaph he
+proposed for him: "Here continueth to rot the body of Francis Charteris,
+who, in the course of his long life, displayed every vice except
+prodigality and hypocrisy. His insatiable avarice saved him from the
+first: his matchless impudence from the second." And he concludes it
+with the explanation that his life was not useless, since "it was
+intended to show by his example of how small estimation inordinate
+wealth is in the sight of Almighty God, since He bestowed it on the most
+unworthy of mortals."]
+
+I can say little, Sir, for my stupidity or forgetfulness about Hogarth's
+poetry, which I still am not sure I ever heard, though I knew him so
+well; but it is an additional argument for my distrusting myself, if my
+memory fails, which is very possible. A whole volume of Richardson's[1]
+poetry has been published since my volume was printed, not much to the
+honour of his muse, but exceedingly so to that of his piety and amiable
+heart. You will be pleased, too, Sir, with a story Lord Chesterfield
+told me (too late too) of Jervas,[2] who piqued himself on the reverse,
+on total infidelity. One day that he had talked very indecently in that
+strain, Dr. Arbuthnot,[3] who was as devout as Richardson, said to him,
+"Come, Jervas, this is all an air and affectation; nobody is a sounder
+believer than you."--"I!" said Jervas, "I believe nothing."--"Yes, but
+you do," replied the Doctor; "nay, you not only believe, but practise:
+you are so scrupulous an observer of the commandments, that you never
+make the likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or on the earth
+beneath, or," &c.
+
+[Footnote 1: Richardson was a London bookseller, the author of the three
+longest novels in the English language--"Pamela," "Clarissa Harbour,"
+and "Sir Charles Grandison." They were extravagantly praised in their
+day. But it was to ridicule "Pamela" that Fielding wrote "Joseph
+Andrews."]
+
+[Footnote 2: Jervas was a fashionable portrait-painter in the first half
+of the century. Lady Mary Montague, in one of her letters, speaks of him
+in terms of the highest praise.]
+
+[Footnote 3: Dr. Arbuthnot was the author of the celebrated satire on
+the Partition Treaties, entitled "The History of John Bull," to which
+Englishmen have ever since owed their popular nickname. It is to him
+also that Pope dedicated the Prologue to his "Satires and Epistles."]
+
+I fear, Sir, this letter is too long for thanks, and that I have been
+proving what I have said, of my growing superannuated; but, having made
+my will in my last volume, you may look on this as a codicil.
+
+P.S.--I had sealed my letter, Sir, but break it open, lest you should
+think soon, that I do not know what I say, or break my resolution
+lightly. I shall be able to send you in about two months a very curious
+work that I am going to print, and is actually in the press; but there
+is not a syllable of my writing in it. It is a discovery just made of
+two very ancient manuscripts, copies of which were found in two or three
+libraries in Germany, and of which there are more complete manuscripts
+at Cambridge. They are of the eleventh century at lowest, and prove
+that painting in oil was then known, above three hundred years before
+the pretended invention of Van Eyck. The manuscripts themselves will be
+printed, with a full introductory Dissertation by the discoverer, Mr.
+Raspe, a very learned German, formerly librarian to the Landgrave of
+Hesse, and who writes English surprisingly well. The manuscripts are in
+the most barbarous monkish Latin, and are much such works as our
+booksellers publish of receipts for mixing colours, varnishes, &c. One
+of the authors, who calls himself Theophilus, was a monk; the other,
+Heraclius, is totally unknown; but the proofs are unquestionable. As my
+press is out of order, and that besides it would take up too much time
+to print them there, they will be printed here at my expense, and if
+there is any surplus, it will be for Raspe's benefit.
+
+
+_THE PRINCE OF WALES--HURRICANE AT BARBADOES--A "VOICE FROM ST.
+HELENA."_
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+BERKELEY SQUARE, _Dec._ 31, 1780.
+
+I have received, and thank you much for the curious history of the Count
+and Countess of Albany; what a wretched conclusion of a wretched family!
+Surely no royal race was ever so drawn to the dregs! The other Countess
+[Orford] you mention seems to approach still nearer to dissolution. Her
+death a year or two ago might have prevented the sale of the
+pictures,--not that I know it would. Who can say what madness in the
+hands of villany would or would not have done? Now, I think, her dying
+would only put more into the reach of rascals. But I am indifferent what
+they do; nor, but thus occasionally, shall I throw away a thought on
+that chapter.
+
+All chance of accommodation with Holland is vanished. Count Welderen and
+his wife departed this morning. All they who are to gain by privateers
+and captures are delighted with a new field of plunder. Piracy is more
+practicable than victory. Not being an admirer of wars, I shall reserve
+my _feux de joie_ for peace.
+
+My letters, I think, are rather eras than journals. Three days ago
+commenced another date--the establishment of a family for the Prince of
+Wales. I do not know all the names, and fewer of the faces that compose
+it; nor intend. I, who kissed the hand of George I., have no colt's
+tooth for the Court of George IV. Nothing is so ridiculous as an antique
+face in a juvenile drawing-room. I believe that they who have spirits
+enough to be absurd in their decrepitude, are happy, for they certainly
+are not sensible of their folly; but I, who have never forgotten what I
+thought in my youth of such superannuated idiots, dread nothing more
+than misplacing myself in my old age. In truth, I feel no such appetite;
+and, excepting the young of my own family, about whom I am interested, I
+have mighty small satisfaction in the company of _posterity_; for so
+the present generation seem to me. I would contribute anything to their
+pleasure, but what cannot contribute to it--my own presence. Alas! how
+many of this age are swept away before me: six thousand have been mowed
+down at once by the late hurricane at Barbadoes alone! How Europe is
+paying the debts it owes to America! Were I a poet, I would paint hosts
+of Mexicans and Peruvians crowding the shores of Styx, and insulting the
+multitudes of the usurpers of their continent that have been sending
+themselves thither for these five or six years. The poor Africans, too,
+have no call to be merciful to European ghosts. Those miserable slaves
+have just now seen whole crews of men-of-war swallowed by the late
+hurricane.
+
+We do not yet know the extent of our loss. You would think it very
+slight, if you saw how little impression it makes on a luxurious
+capital. An overgrown metropolis has less sensibility than marble; nor
+can it be conceived by those not conversant in one. I remember hearing
+what diverted me then; a young gentlewoman, a native of our rock, St.
+Helena, and who had never stirred beyond it, being struck with the
+emotion occasioned there by the arrival of one or two of our China
+ships, said to the captain, "There must be a great solitude in London as
+often as the China ships come away!" Her imagination could not have
+compassed the idea, if she had been told that six years of war, the
+absence of an army of fifty or sixty thousand men of all our squadrons,
+and a new debt of many, many millions, would not make an alteration in
+the receipts at the door of a single theatre in London. I do not boast
+of, or applaud, this profligate apathy. When pleasure is our business,
+our business is never pleasure; and, if four wars cannot awaken us, we
+shall die in a dream!
+
+
+_NAVAL MOVEMENTS--SIEGE OF GIBRALTAR--FEMALE FASHIONS._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+BERKELEY SQUARE, _Sept._ 7, 1781.
+
+The combined fleets, to the amount of forty-seven or forty-nine sail,
+brought news of their own arrival at the mouth of the Channel a day or
+two before your letter, of August the 18th, brought an account of that
+probability, and of the detachment for Minorca. Admiral Darby, on a
+false alarm, or perhaps, a true one, had returned to Torbay a week ago,
+where he is waiting for reinforcements. This is the fourth or fifth day
+since the appearance of the enemy off Scilly. It is thought, I find here
+(whither I came to-day), that the great object is our Jamaica fleet; but
+that a detachment is gone to Ireland to do what mischief they can on the
+coast before our ally, the Equinox, will beseech them to retire. Much
+less force than this Armada would have done more harm two years ago,
+when they left a card at Plymouth, than this can do; as Plymouth is now
+very strong, and that there are great disciplined armies now in both
+islands. Of Gibraltar we have no apprehensions.[1] I know less of
+Minorca.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Spaniards and French had been blockading Gibraltar for
+more than two years, and continued the siege till the autumn of 1782,
+when the blockading fleet was totally destroyed by the Governor, General
+Eliot, who was created Lord Heathfield for the achievement.]
+
+Lord George Gordon is standing candidate for the City of London on an
+accidental vacancy; but his premature alarm last year has had a sinister
+effect. In short, those riots have made mankind sick of them, and give
+him no chance of success.
+
+What can I say more? Nothing at present; but I will the moment any event
+presents itself. My hope is that, after a fermentation, there will be a
+settlement, and that peace will arise out of it.
+
+The decree[1] you sent me against high heads diverted me. It is as
+necessary here, but would not have such expeditious effect. The Queen
+has never admitted feathers at Court; but, though the nation has grown
+excellent courtiers, Fashion remained in opposition, and not a plume
+less was worn anywhere else. Some centuries ago, the Clergy preached
+against monstrous head-dresses; but Religion had no more power than our
+Queen. It is better to leave the Mode to its own vagaries; if she is not
+contradicted, she seldom remains long in the same mood. She is very
+despotic; but, though her reign is endless, her laws are repealed as
+fast as made.
+
+[Footnote 1: _"The decree."_ The Grand Duke of Tuscany had just issued
+an order prohibiting high head-dresses.]
+
+Mrs. Damer,[1] General Conway's daughter, is going abroad to confirm a
+very delicate constitution--I believe, at Naples. I will say very few
+words on her, after telling you that, besides being his daughter, I love
+her as my own child. It is not from wanting matter, but from having too
+much. She has one of the most solid understandings I ever knew,
+astonishingly improved, but with so much reserve and modesty, that I
+have often told Mr. Conway he does not know the extent of her capacity
+and the solidity of her reason. We have by accident discovered, that she
+writes Latin like Pliny, and is learning Greek. In Italy she will be a
+prodigy. She models like Bernini, has excelled the moderns in the
+similitudes of her busts, and has lately begun one in marble. You must
+keep all knowledge of these talents and acquisitions to yourself; she
+would never forgive my mentioning, at least her mental qualities. You
+may just hint that I talked of her statuary, as you may assist her if
+she has a mind to borrow anything to copy from the Great Duke's
+collection. Lady William Campbell, her uncle's widow, accompanies, who
+is a very reasonable woman too, and equally shy. If they return through
+Florence, pray give them a parcel of my letters. I had been told your
+nephew would make you a visit this autumn, but I have heard nothing from
+him. If you should see him, pray give him the parcel, for he will return
+sooner than they.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mrs. Damer had devoted herself to sculpture with an ability
+which has given her a high place among artists. The bust of Nelson in
+the armoury at Windsor is her work.]
+
+I have a gouty pain in my hand, that would prevent my saying more, had
+I more to say.
+
+
+_CAPITULATION OF LORD CORNWALLIS--PITT AND FOX._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+_Nov._ 29, 1781.
+
+Your nephew is arrived, as he has told you himself; the sight of him,
+for he called on me the next morning, was more than ordinarily welcome,
+though your letter of the 10th, which I received the night before, had
+dispelled many of my fears. I will now unfold them to you. A packet-boat
+from Ostend was lost last week, and your nephew was named for one of the
+passengers. As Mrs. Noel had expected him for a fortnight, I own my
+apprehensions were strengthened; but I will say no more on a dissipated
+panic. However, this incident and his half-wreck at Lerici will, I hope,
+prevent him from the future from staying with you so late in the year;
+and I see by your letter that you agree with me, of which I should be
+sure though you had not said so.
+
+I mentioned on Tuesday the captivity of Lord Cornwallis and his army,
+the Columbus who was to bestow America on us again. A second army[1]
+taken in a drag-net is an uncommon event, and happened but once to the
+Romans, who sought adventures everywhere. We have not lowered our tone
+on this new disgrace, though I think we shall talk no more of insisting
+on _implicit submission_, which would rather be a gasconade than
+firmness. In fact, there is one very unlucky circumstance already come
+out, which must drive every American, to a man, from ever calling
+himself our friend. By the tenth article of the capitulation, Lord
+Cornwallis demanded that the loyal Americans in his army should not be
+punished. This was flatly refused, and he has left them to be hanged. I
+doubt no vote of Parliament will be able to blanch such a--such a--I
+don't know what the word is for it; he must get his uncle the Archbishop
+to christen it; there is no name for it in any Pagan vocabulary. I
+suppose it will have a patent for being called Necessity. Well! there
+ends another volume of the American war. It looks a little as if the
+history of it would be all we should have for it, except forty
+millions[2] of debt, and three other wars that have grown out of it, and
+that do not seem so near to a conclusion. They say that Monsieur de
+Maurepas, who is dying, being told that the Duc de Lauzun had brought
+the news of Lord Cornwallis's surrender, said, from Racine's
+"Mithridate" I think:--
+
+ Mes derniers regards out vu fuir les Romains.
+
+How Lord Chatham will frown when they meet! for, since I began my
+letter, the papers say that Maurepas is dead. The Duc de Nivernois, it
+is said, is likely to succeed him as Minister; which is probable, as
+they were brothers-in-law and friends, and the one would naturally
+recommend the other. Perhaps, not for long, as the Queen's influence
+gains ground.
+
+[Footnote 1: The capitulation of Burgoyne at Saratoga has been mentioned
+in a previous letter; and in October, 1781, Lord Cornwallis, whose army
+was reduced to seven thousand men, was induced to surrender to
+Washington, who, with eighteen thousand, had blockaded him at a village
+called Yorktown; and it was the news of this disaster which at last
+compelled the King to consent to relinquish the war.]
+
+[Footnote 2: "_Forty millions._" Burke, in one of his speeches, asserted
+the expense to have been L70,000,000, "besides one hundred thousand
+men."]
+
+The warmth in the House of Commons is prodigiously rekindled; but Lord
+Cornwallis's fate has cost the Administration no ground _there_. The
+names of most _eclat_ in the Opposition are two names to which those
+walls have been much accustomed at the same period--CHARLES FOX and
+WILLIAM PITT, second son of Lord Chatham.[1] Eloquence is the only one
+of our brilliant qualities that does not seem to have degenerated
+rapidly--but I shall leave debates to your nephew, now an ear-witness: I
+could only re-echo newspapers. Is it not another odd coincidence of
+events, that while the father Laurens is prisoner to Lord Cornwallis as
+Constable of the Tower, the son Laurens signed the capitulation by which
+Lord Cornwallis became prisoner? It is said too, I don't know if truly,
+that this capitulation and that of Saratoga were signed on the same
+anniversary. These are certainly the speculations of an idle man, and
+the more trifling when one considers the moment. But alas! what would
+_my_ most grave speculations avail? From the hour that fatal egg, the
+Stamp Act, was laid, I disliked it and all the vipers hatched from it. I
+now hear many curse it, who fed the vermin with poisonous weeds. Yet the
+guilty and the innocent rue it equally hitherto! I would not answer for
+what is to come! Seven years of miscarriages may sour the sweetest
+tempers, and the most sweetened. Oh! where is the Dove with the
+olive-branch? Long ago I told you that you and I might not live to see
+an end of the American war. It is very near its end indeed now--its
+consequences are far from a conclusion. In some respects, they are
+commencing a new date, which will reach far beyond _us_. I desire not to
+pry into that book of futurity. Could I finish my course in peace--but
+one must take the chequered scenes of life as they come. What signifies
+whether the elements are serene or turbulent, when a private old man
+slips away? What has he and the world's concerns to do with one another?
+He may sigh for his country, and babble about it; but he might as well
+sit quiet and read or tell old stories; the past is as important to him
+as the future.
+
+[Footnote 1: Charles Fox and William Pitt were the second sons of the
+first Lord Holland and the first Lord Chatham, Fox being by some years
+the older. They were both men of great eloquence; but in this (as in
+every other point) Pitt was the superior, even by the confession of Lord
+Macaulay. As Prime Minister from 1783 to 1801, and afterwards in 1804-5,
+Pitt proved himself the greatest statesman, the man more in advance of
+his age than any of his predecessors or successors; while Fox's career
+was for the most part one of an opposition so rancorous, and so
+destitute of all patriotism, that he even exulted over the disasters of
+Burgoyne and Cornwallis, and afterwards over the defeat of the Austrians
+at Marengo in 1800, avowedly because the Austrians were our allies, and
+it was a heavy blow to Pitt and his policy.]
+
+_Dec. 3._
+
+I had not sealed my letter, as it cannot set out till to-morrow; and
+since I wrote it I have received yours, of the 20th of November, by your
+courier.
+
+I congratulate you on the success of your attempts, and admire the
+heroic refusal of the General.[1] I shall certainly obey you, and not
+mention it. Indeed, it would not easily be believed here, where as many
+pence are irresistible....
+
+[Footnote 1: General the Hon. James Murray was governor of Minorca,
+which was besieged by the Spaniards, and was offered a vast bribe by the
+Duc de Crillon, the commander of the besiegers, to give up Port St.
+Philip.]
+
+Don't trouble yourself about the third set of "Galuzzi." They are to be
+had here now, and those for whom I intended them can buy them. I have
+not made so much progress as I intended, and have not yet quite finished
+the second volume. I detest Cosmo the Great. I am sorry, either that he
+was so able a man, or so successful a man. When tyrants are great men
+they should miscarry; if they are fools, they will miscarry of course.
+Pray, is there any picture of Camilla Martelli, Cosmo's last wife? I had
+never heard of her. The dolt, his son, I find used her ill, and then did
+the same thing. Our friend, Bianca Capello, it seems, was a worthless
+creature. I don't expect much entertainment but from the Life of
+Ferdinand the Great. It is true I have dipped into the others,
+particularly into the story of Cosmo the Third's wife, of whom I had
+read much in French Memoires; and into that of John Gaston, which was so
+fresh when I was at Florence; but as the author, in spite of the Great
+Duke's injunctions, has tried to palliate some of the worst imputations
+on Cosmo and his son Ferdinand, so he has been mighty modest about the
+Caprean amours of John Gaston and his eldest brother. Adieu! I have
+been writing a volume here myself. Pray remember to answer me about
+Camilla Martelli.
+
+P.S.--Is there any china left in the Great Duke's collection, made by
+Duke Francis the First himself? Perhaps it was lately sold with what was
+called the refuse of the wardrobe, whence I hear some charming things
+were purchased, particularly the Medallions of the Medici, by Benvenuto
+Cellini. That sale and the "History" are enough to make the old
+Electress[1] shudder in her coffin.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Electress Palatine Dowager was sister of John Gaston,
+the last Grand Duke of the House of Medici; after her husband's death
+she returned to Florence and died there.]
+
+
+_THE LANGUAGE PROPER FOR INSCRIPTIONS IN ENGLAND--FALL OF LORD NORTH'S
+MINISTRY--BRYANT._
+
+TO THE REV. WILLIAM COLE.
+
+_April_ 13, 1782.
+
+Your partiality to me, my good Sir, is much overseen, if you think me
+fit to correct your Latin. Alas! I have not skimmed ten pages of Latin
+these dozen years. I have dealt in nothing but English, French, and a
+little Italian; and do not think, if my life depended on it, I could
+write four lines of pure Latin. I have had occasion once or twice to
+speak that language, and soon found that all my verbs were Italian with
+Roman terminations. I would not on any account draw you into a scrape,
+by depending on my skill in what I have half forgotten. But you are in
+the metropolis of Latium. If you distrust your own knowledge, which I
+do not, especially from the specimen you have sent me, surely you must
+have good critics at your elbow to consult.
+
+In truth, I do not love Roman inscriptions in lieu of our own
+language,[1] though, if anywhere, proper in an University; neither can I
+approve writing what the Romans themselves would not understand. What
+does it avail to give a Latin tail to a Guildhall? Though the words are
+used by moderns, would _major_ convey to Cicero the idea of a _mayor_?
+_Architectus_, I believe, is the right word; but I doubt whether
+_veteris jam perantiquae_ is classic for a dilapidated building--but do
+not depend on me; consult some better judges.
+
+[Footnote 1: Walpole certainly here shows himself superior in judgement
+to Johnson, who, when Burke, Reynolds, and others, in a "round-robin,"
+requested that the epitaph on Goldsmith, which was entrusted to him to
+draw up, should be in English instead of Latin, refused, with the absurd
+expression that "he would never be guilty of defacing Westminster Abbey
+with an English inscription."]
+
+Though I am glad of the late _revolution_,[1] a word for which I have
+great reverence, I shall certainly not dispute with you thereon. I abhor
+exultation. If the change produces peace, I shall make a bonfire in my
+heart. Personal interest I have none; you and I shall certainly never
+profit by the politics to which we are attached. The "Archaeologic
+Epistle" I admire exceedingly, though I am sorry it attacks Mr.
+Bryant,[2] whom I love and respect. The Dean is so absurd an oaf, that
+he deserves to be ridiculed. Is anything more hyperbolic than his
+preferences of Rowley to Homer, Shakspeare, and Milton? Whether Rowley
+or Chatterton was the author, are the poems in any degree comparable to
+those authors? is not a ridiculous author an object of ridicule? I do
+not even guess at your meaning in your conclusive paragraph on that
+subject: Dictionary-writer I suppose alludes to Johnson; but surely you
+do not equal the compiler of a dictionary to a genuine poet? Is a
+brickmaker on a level with Mr. Essex? Nor can I hold that exquisite wit
+and satire are Billingsgate; if they were, Milles and Johnson would be
+able to write an answer to the "Epistle." I do as little guess whom you
+mean that got a pension by Toryism: if Johnson too, he got a pension for
+having abused pensioners, and yet took one himself, which was
+contemptible enough. Still less know I who preferred opposition to
+principles, which is not a very common case; whoever it was, as Pope
+says,
+
+ The way he took was strangely round about.
+
+[Footnote 1: In March Lord North resigned, and been replaced by Lord
+Rockingham, who had been Prime Minister before in 1765.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Bryant, the celebrated or notorious critic, who published a
+treatise in which he denied the existence of Troy, and even called in
+question that of Homer--a work which, whether Walpole agreed with him on
+this point or not, afterwards drew down on him the indignant
+denunciations of Byron. It was well for him that he wrote before the
+discoveries of Dr. Schliemann.]
+
+
+_HIGHWAYMEN AND FOOTPADS._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Sept._ 8, 1782.
+
+... I am perfectly ignorant of the state of the war abroad; they say we
+are in no pain for Gibraltar: but I know that we are in a state of war
+at home that is shocking. I mean, from the enormous profusion of
+housebreakers, highwaymen, and footpads; and, what is worse, from the
+savage barbarities of the two latter, who commit the most wanton
+cruelties. This evil is another fruit of the American war. Having no
+vent for the convicts that used to be transported to our late colonies,
+a plan was adopted for confining them on board of lighters for the term
+of their sentences. In those colleges, undergraduates in villainy
+commence Masters of Arts, and at the expiration of their studies issue
+as mischievous as if they had taken their degrees in law, physic, or
+divinity, at one of our regular universities; but, having no profession,
+nor testimonial to their characters, they can get no employment, and
+therefore live upon the public. In short, the grievance is so crying,
+that one dare not stir out after dinner but well-armed. If one goes
+abroad to dinner, you would think one was going to the relief of
+Gibraltar. You may judge how depraved we are, when the war has not
+consumed half the reprobates, nor press-gangs thinned their numbers! But
+no wonder--how should the morals of the people be purified, when such
+frantic dissipation reigns above them? Contagion does not mount, but
+descend. A new theatre is going to be erected merely for people of
+fashion, that they may not be confined to vulgar hours--that is, to day
+or night. Fashion is always silly, for, before it can spread far, it
+must be calculated for silly people; as examples of sense, wit, or
+ingenuity could be imitated only by a few. All the discoveries that I
+can perceive to have been made by the present age, is to prefer riding
+about the streets rather than on the roads or on the turf, and being too
+late for everything. Thus, though we have more public diversions than
+would suffice for two capitals, nobody goes to them till they are over.
+This is literally true. Ranelagh, that is, the music there, finishes at
+half an hour after ten at night; but the most fashionable set out for
+it, though above a mile out of town, at eleven or later. Well! but is
+not this censure being old and cross? were not the charming people of my
+youth guilty of equivalent absurdities? Oh yes; but the sensible folks
+of my youth had not lost America, nor dipped us in wars with half
+Europe, that cost us fifteen millions a year. I believe the Jews went to
+Ranelagh at midnight, though Titus was at Knightsbridge. But Titus
+demolished their Ranelagh as well as Jerusalem. Adieu!
+
+
+_FOX'S INDIA BILL--BALLOONS._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+BERKELEY SQUARE, _Dec._ 2, 1783.
+
+... Your nephew is in town, but confined by the gout. I called on him,
+but did not see him; yet you may be very easy, for he expects to be
+abroad in a day or two. I can make you as easy about another point, too;
+but, if you have not learnt it from him, do not take notice to him that
+you know it. Mrs. Noel has informed me that his daughter's treaty of
+marriage is broken off, and in a fortunate way. The peer, father of the
+lover, obliged _him_ to declare off; and Mrs. Noel says that your niece
+is in good spirits. All this is just what one should have wished. Your
+nephew has sent me a good and most curious print from you of the old
+Pretender's marriage: I never saw one before. It is a great present to
+my collection of English portraits. The Farnesian books I have not yet
+received, and have forgotten the name of the gentleman to whom you
+entrusted them, and must search among your letters for it; or, tell it
+me again.
+
+The politicians of London, who at present are not the most numerous
+corporation, are warm on a Bill for a new regulation of the East Indies,
+brought in by Mr. Fox.[1] Some even of his associates apprehended his
+being defeated, or meant to defeat him; but his marvellous abilities
+have hitherto triumphed conspicuously, and on two divisions in the House
+of Commons he had majorities of 109 and 114. On _that_ field he will
+certainly be victorious: the forces will be more nearly balanced when
+the Lords fight the battle; but, though the Opposition will have more
+generals and more able, he is confident that his troops will overmatch
+theirs; and, in Parliamentary engagements, a superiority of numbers is
+not vanquished by the talents of the commanders, as often happens in
+more martial encounters. His competitor, Mr. Pitt, appears by no means
+an adequate rival. Just like their fathers, Mr. Pitt has brilliant
+language, Mr. Fox solid sense; and such luminous powers of displaying it
+clearly, that mere eloquence is but a Bristol stone, when set by the
+diamond Reason.
+
+[Footnote 1: In the session of 1783 Fox, as the leader of the Coalition
+Ministry in the House of Commons, brought in a Bill for the reform of
+the government of India on the expiration of the existing Charter of the
+Company. It was denounced by Pitt as having for its principal object the
+perpetuation of the administration by the enormous patronage it would
+place at the disposal of the Treasury; and, through the interposition of
+the King, whose conduct on this occasion must be confessed to have been
+wholly unconstitutional, it was defeated in the House of Lords. The King
+on this dismissed the Ministry, and Pitt became Prime Minister.]
+
+Do not wonder that we do not entirely attend to things of earth: Fashion
+has ascended to a higher element. All our views are directed to the air.
+_Balloons_ occupy senators, philosophers, ladies, everybody. France gave
+us the _ton_; and, as yet, we have not come up to our model. Their
+monarch is so struck with the heroism of two of his subjects who
+adventured their persons in two of these new _floating batteries_, that
+he has ordered statues of them, and contributed a vast sum towards their
+marble immortality. All this may be very important: to me it looks
+somewhat foolish. Very early in my life I remember this town at gaze on
+a man who _flew down_ a rope from the top of St. Martin's steeple; now,
+late in my day, people are staring at a voyage to the moon. The former
+Icarus broke his neck at a subsequent flight: when a similar accident
+happens to modern knights-errant, adieu to air-balloons.
+
+_Apropos_, I doubt these new kites have put young Astley's nose out of
+joint, who went to Paris lately under their Queen's protection,[1] and
+expected to be Prime Minister, though he only ventured his neck by
+dancing a minuet on three horses at full gallop, and really in that
+attitude has as much grace as the Apollo Belvedere. When the arts are
+brought to such perfection in Europe, who would go, like Sir Joseph
+Banks, in search of islands in the Atlantic, where the natives in six
+thousand years have not improved the science of carving fishing-hooks
+out of bones or flints! Well! I hope these new mechanic meteors will
+prove only playthings for the learned and the idle, and not be converted
+into new engines of destruction to the human race, as is so often the
+case of refinements or discoveries in science. _The wicked wit of man
+always studies to apply the result of talents to enslaving, destroying,
+or cheating his fellow-creatures._ Could we reach the moon, we should
+think of reducing it to a province of some European kingdom.
+
+[Footnote 1: In the spring Montgolfier had made the first ascent in a
+balloon, which as a novelty created great excitement in Paris. The Queen
+gave permission for the balloon to be called by her name; and the next
+year, during a visit of Gustavus, King of Sweden, to Versailles, it went
+up from the grounds of the Trianon, and made a successful voyage to
+Chantilly (the Editor's "Life of Marie Antoinette," c. 19).]
+
+_5th._
+
+P.S.--The Opposition in the House of Commons were so humbled by their
+two defeats, that, though Mr. Pitt had declared he would contest every
+clause (of the India Bill) in the committee, (where in truth, if the
+Bill is so bad as he says, he ought at least to have tried to amend it,)
+that he slunk from the contest, and all the blanks were filled up
+without obstruction, the opponents promising only to resist it in its
+last stage on Monday next; but really, having no hopes but in the House
+of Lords, where, however, I do not believe they expect to succeed. Mr.
+Pitt's reputation is much sunk; nor, though he is a much more correct
+logician than his father, has he the same firmness and perseverance. It
+is no wonder that he was dazzled by his own premature fame; yet his late
+checks may be of use to him, and teach him to appreciate his strength
+better, or to wait till it is confirmed. Had he listed under Mr. Fox,
+who loved and courted him, he would not only have discovered modesty,
+but have been more likely to succeed him, than by commencing his
+competitor. But what have I to do to look into futurity?[1]
+
+[Footnote 1: Evidently not much: as few prophecies have been more
+strikingly and speedily falsified.]
+
+
+_BALLOONS._
+
+TO THE HON. H.S. CONWAY.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Oct._ 15, 1784.
+
+As I have heard nothing from you, I flatter myself Lady Aylesbury mends,
+or I think you would have brought her again to the physicians: you will,
+I conclude, next week, as towards the end of it the ten days they named
+will be expired. I must be in town myself about Thursday on some little
+business of my own.
+
+As I was writing this, my servants called me away to see a balloon; I
+suppose Blanchard's, that was to be let off from Chelsea this morning. I
+saw it from the common field before the window of my round tower. It
+appeared about a third of the size of the moon, or less, when setting,
+something above the tops of the trees on the level horizon. It was then
+descending; and, after rising and declining a little, it sunk slowly
+behind the trees, I should think about or beyond Sunbury, at five
+minutes after one. But you know I am a very inexact guesser at measures
+and distances, and may be mistaken in many miles; and you know how
+little I have attended to these _airgonauts_: only t'other night I
+diverted myself with a sort of meditation on future _airgonation_,
+supposing that it will not only be perfected, but will depose
+navigation. I did not finish it, because I am not skilled, like the
+gentleman that used to write political ship-news, in that style which I
+wanted to perfect my essay: but in the prelude I observed how ignorant
+the ancients were in supposing Icarus melted the wax of his wings by too
+near access to the sun, whereas he would have been frozen to death
+before he made the first post on that road. Next, I discovered an
+alliance between Bishop Wilkins's[1] art of flying and his plan of
+universal language; the latter of which he no doubt calculated to
+prevent the want of an interpreter when he should arrive at the moon.
+
+[Footnote 1: Dr. Wilkins, Bishop of Chester in the reign of Charles II.,
+was chiefly instrumental in the foundation of the Royal Society. Among
+his works was a treatise to prove that "It is probable there may be
+another habitable world in the moon, with a discourse concerning the
+possibility of a passage thither." Burnet ("Hist. of his Own Times,"
+Anno 1661) says of him, "He was a great observer and promoter of
+experimental philosophy, which was then a new thing. He was naturally
+ambitious, but was the wisest clergyman I ever knew." He married
+Cromwell's sister, and his daughter was the wife of Archbishop
+Tillotson.]
+
+But I chiefly amused myself with ideas of the change that would be made
+in the world by the substitution of balloons to ships. I supposed our
+seaports to become _deserted villages_; and Salisbury Plain, Newmarket
+Heath, (another canvass for alteration of ideas,) and all downs (but
+_the_ Downs) arising into dockyards for aerial vessels. Such a field
+would be ample in furnishing new speculations. But to come to my
+ship-news:--
+
+"The good balloon Daedalus, Captain Wing-ate, will fly in a few days for
+China; he will stop at the top of the Monument to take in passengers.
+
+"Arrived on Brand-sands, the Vulture, Captain Nabob; the Tortoise snow,
+from Lapland; the Pet-en-l'air, from Versailles; the Dreadnought, from
+Mount Etna, Sir W. Hamilton, commander; the Tympany, Montgolfier; and
+the Mine-A-in-a-bandbox, from the Cape of Good Hope. Foundered in a
+hurricane, the Bird of Paradise, from Mount Ararat. The Bubble, Sheldon,
+took fire, and was burnt to her gallery; and the Phoenix is to be cut
+down to a second-rate."
+
+In those days Old Sarum will again be a town and have houses in it.
+There will be fights in the air with wind-guns and bows and arrows; and
+there will be prodigious increase of land for tillage, especially in
+France, by breaking up all public roads as useless. But enough of my
+fooleries; for which I am sorry you must pay double postage.
+
+
+_HIS LETTERS ON LITERATURE--DISADVANTAGE OF MODERN WRITERS--COMPARISON
+OF LADY MARY WORTLEY WITH MADAME DE SEVIGNE._
+
+TO JOHN PINKERTON, ESQ.
+
+_June_ 22, 1785.
+
+Since I received your book,[1] Sir, I scarce ceased from reading till I
+had finished it; so admirable I found it, and so full of good sense,
+brightly delivered. Nay, I am pleased with myself, too, for having
+formed the same opinions with you on several points, in which we do not
+agree with the generality of men. On some topics, I confess frankly, I
+do not concur with you: considering how many you have touched, it would
+be wonderful if we agreed on all, or I should not be sincere if I said I
+did. There are others on which I have formed no opinion; for I should
+give myself an impertinent air, with no truth, if I pretended to have
+any knowledge of many subjects, of which, young as you are, you seem to
+have made yourself master. Indeed, I have gone deeply into nothing, and
+therefore shall not discuss those heads on which we differ most; as
+probably I should not defend my own opinions well. There is but one part
+of your work to which I will venture any objection, though you have
+considered it much, and I little, very little indeed, with regard to
+your proposal, which to me is but two days old: I mean your plan for the
+improvement of our language, which I allow has some defects, and which
+wants correction in several particulars. The specific amendment which
+you propose, and to which I object, is the addition of _a's_ and _o's_
+to our terminations. To change _s_ for _a_ in the plural number of our
+substantives and adjectives, would be so violent an alteration, that I
+believe neither the power of Power nor the power of Genius would be able
+to effect it. In most cases I am convinced that very strong innovations
+are more likely to make impression than small and almost imperceptible
+differences, as in religion, medicine, politics, &c.; but I do not think
+that language can be treated in the same manner, especially in a refined
+age.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mr. Pinkerton was a Scotch lawyer, who published a volume
+entitled "Letters on Literature" under the name of Heron; which,
+however, he afterwards suppressed, as full of ill-considered ideas,
+which was not strange, as he was only twenty-five.]
+
+When a nation first emerges from barbarism, two or three masterly
+writers may operate wonders; and the fewer the number of writers, as the
+number is small at such a period, the more absolute is their authority.
+But when a country has been polishing itself for two or three centuries,
+and when, consequently, authors are innumerable, the most super-eminent
+genius (or whoever is esteemed so, though without foundation) possesses
+very limited empire, and is far from meeting implicit obedience. Every
+petty writer will contest very novel institutions: every inch of change
+in any language will be disputed; and the language will remain as it
+was, longer than the tribunal which should dictate very heterogeneous
+alterations. With regard to adding _a_ or _o_ to final consonants,
+consider, Sir, should the usage be adopted, what havoc it would make!
+All our poetry would be defective in metre, or would become at once as
+obsolete as Chaucer; and could we promise ourselves, that, though we
+should acquire better harmony and more rhymes, we should have a new
+crop of poets, to replace Milton, Dryden, Gray, and, I am sorry you will
+not allow me to add, Pope! You might enjoin our prose to be reformed, as
+you have done by the "Spectator" in your thirty-fourth Letter; but try
+Dryden's "Ode" by your new institution.
+
+I beg your pardon for these trivial observations: I assure you I could
+write a letter ten times as long, if I were to specify all I like in
+your work. I more than like most of it; and I am charmed with your
+glorious love of liberty, and your other humane and noble sentiments.
+Your book I shall with great pleasure send to Mr. Colman[1]: may I tell
+him, without naming you, that it is written by the author of the comedy
+I offered to him? He must be struck with your very handsome and generous
+conduct in printing your encomiums on him, after his rejecting your
+piece. It is as great as uncommon, and gives me as good an opinion of
+your heart, Sir, as your book does of your great sense. Both assure me
+that you will not take ill the liberty I have used in expressing my
+doubts on your plan for amending our language, or for any I may use in
+dissenting from a few other sentiments in your work; as I shall in what
+I think your too low opinion of some of the French writers, of your
+preferring Lady Mary Wortley to Madame de Sevigne, and of your esteeming
+Mr. Hume a man of deeper and more solid understanding than Mr. Gray. In
+the two last articles it is impossible to think more differently than we
+do.[2] In Lady Mary's "Letters," which I never could read but once, I
+discovered no merit of any sort; yet I have seen others by her
+(unpublished) that have a good deal of wit; and for Mr. Hume, give me
+leave to say that I think your opinion, "that he might have ruled a
+state," ought to be qualified a little; as in the very next page you
+say, his "History" is "a mere apology for prerogative," and a very weak
+one. If he could have ruled a state, one must presume, at best, that he
+would have been an able tyrant; and yet I should suspect that a man,
+who, sitting coolly in his chamber, could forge but a weak apology for
+the prerogative, would not have exercised it very wisely. I knew
+personally and well both Mr. Hume and Mr. Gray, and thought there was no
+degree of comparison between their understandings; and, in fact, Mr.
+Hume's writings were so superior to his conversation, that I frequently
+said he understood nothing till he had written upon it. What you say,
+Sir, of the discord in his "History" from his love of prerogative and
+hatred of churchmen, flatters me much; as I have taken notice of that
+very unnatural discord in a piece I printed some years ago, but did not
+publish, and which I will show to you when I have the pleasure of seeing
+you here; a satisfaction I shall be glad to taste, whenever you will let
+me know you are at leisure after the beginning of next week. I have the
+honour to be, Sir, &c.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mr. Colman was manager of the Haymarket Theatre.]
+
+[Footnote 2: It is difficult to judge what were the published letters of
+Lady Mary which Walpole could have seen. If Mr. Pinkerton preferred them
+to those of Mme. de Sevigne, he could certainly have adduced plausible
+reasons for his preference. There is far greater variety in them, as was
+natural from the different lives led by the two fair writers. Mme. de
+Sevigne's was almost confined to Paris and the Court; Lady Mary was a
+great traveller. Her husband was English ambassador at Constantinople
+and other places, and her letters give descriptions of that city, of
+Vienna, the Hague, Venice, Rome, Naples, &c., &c. It may be fitly
+pointed out here that in a letter to Lord Strafford Walpole expresses an
+opinion that letter-writing is a branch of literature in which women are
+likely to excel men; "for our sex is too jealous of the reputation of
+good sense to hazard a thousand trifles and negligences which give
+grace, ease, and familiarity to correspondence."]
+
+
+_CRITICISM ON VARIOUS AUTHORS: GREEK, LATIN, FRENCH, AND ENGLISH--HUMOUR
+OF ADDISON, AND OF FIELDING--WALLER--MILTON--BOILEAU'S "LUTRIN"--"THE
+RAPE OF THE LOCK"--MADAME DE SEVIGNE._
+
+TO JOHN PINKERTON, ESQ.
+
+_June_ 26, 1785.
+
+I have sent your book to Mr. Colman, Sir, and must desire you in return
+to offer my grateful thanks to Mr. Knight, who has done me an honour, to
+which I do not know how I am entitled, by the present of his poetry,
+which is very classic, and beautiful, and tender, and of chaste
+simplicity.
+
+To _your_ book, Sir, I am much obliged on many accounts; particularly
+for having recalled my mind to subjects of delight, to which it was
+grown dulled by age and indolence. In consequence of your reclaiming it,
+I asked myself whence you feel so much disregard for certain authors
+whose fame is established: you have assigned good reasons for
+withholding your approbation from some, on the plea of their being
+imitators: it was natural, then, to ask myself again, whence they had
+obtained so much celebrity. I think I have discovered a cause, which I
+do not remember to have seen noted; and _that_ cause I suspect to have
+been, that certain of those authors possessed grace:--do not take me for
+a disciple of Lord Chesterfield, nor imagine that I mean to erect grace
+into a capital ingredient of writing, but I do believe that it is a
+perfume that will serve from putrefaction, and is distinct even from
+style, which regards expression. _Grace_, I think, belongs to _manner_.
+It is from the charm of grace that I believe some authors, not in your
+favour, obtained part of their renown; Virgil, in particular: and yet I
+am far from disagreeing with you on his subject in general. There is
+such a dearth of invention in the Aeneid (and when he did invent, it was
+often so foolishly), so little good sense, so little variety, and so
+little power over the passions, that I have frequently said, from
+contempt for his matter, and from the charm of his harmony, that I
+believe I should like his poem better, if I was to hear it repeated, and
+did not understand Latin. On the other hand, he has more than harmony:
+whatever he utters is said gracefully, and he ennobles his images,
+especially in the Georgics; or, at least, it is more sensible there,
+from the humility of the subject. A Roman farmer might not understand
+his diction in agriculture; but he made a Roman courtier understand
+farming, the farming of that age, and could captivate a lord of
+Augustus's bedchamber, and tempt him to listen to themes of rusticity.
+On the contrary, Statius and Claudian, though talking of war, would
+make a soldier despise them as bullies. That graceful manner of thinking
+in Virgil seems to me to be more than style, if I do not refine too
+much: and I admire, I confess, Mr. Addison's phrase, that Virgil "tossed
+about his dung with an air of majesty." A style may be excellent without
+grace: for instance, Dr. Swift's. Eloquence may bestow an immortal
+style, and one of more dignity; yet eloquence may want that ease, that
+genteel air that flows from or constitutes grace. Addison himself was
+master of that grace, even in his pieces of humour, and which do not owe
+their merit to style; and from that combined secret he excels all men
+that ever lived; but Shakspeare, in humour,[1] by never dropping into an
+approach towards burlesque and buffoonery, when even his humour
+descended to characters that in other hands would have been vulgarly
+low. Is not it clear that Will Wimble was a gentleman, though he always
+lived at a distance from good company? Fielding had as much humour,
+perhaps, as Addison; but, having no idea of grace, is perpetually
+disgusting. His innkeepers and parsons are the grossest of their
+profession; and his gentlemen are awkward when they should be at their
+ease.
+
+[Footnote 1: "_Addison's humour._" Undoubtedly there is much
+gentlemanlike humour in Addison's Sir Roger de Coverley; but to say that
+he "excels all men that ever lived" in that quality is an exaggeration
+hardly to be understood in a man who had seen the "Rivals" and the
+"Critic." In the present day no one, it may be supposed, would echo it,
+after Scott with the Baron, the Antiquary, Dalgetty, &c., and Thackeray
+with Mrs. O'Dowd, Major Pendennis, and Colonel Newcome. The epithet
+"_Vafer_" applied to Horace by Persius is not inapplicable to Addison.
+There is a slyness about some of his sketches which breathes something
+of the Horatian facetiousness. It is remarkable that in all this long
+and varied criticism Walpole scarcely mentions _wit_, which he seems to
+allow to no one but Horace and Boileau. His comparative denial of it to
+Aristophanes and Lucian creates a supposition that his Greek was
+inferior to his Latin scholarship. It is not always easy to distinguish
+humour from wit; of the two, the former seems the higher quality. Wit is
+verbal, conversant with language, combining keenness and terseness of
+expression with a keen perception of resemblances or differences; humour
+has, comparatively speaking, little to do with language, and is of
+different kinds, varying with the class of composition in which it is
+found. In one of his "Imaginary Conversations" Savage Landor remarks
+that "It is no uncommon thing to hear, 'Such an one has humour rather
+than wit.' Here the expression can only mean _pleasantry_, for whoever
+has humour has wit, although it does not follow that whoever has wit has
+humour.... The French have little humour, because they have little
+_character_; they excel all nations in wit, because of their levity and
+sharpness."]
+
+The Grecians had grace in everything; in poetry, in oratory, in
+statuary, in architecture, and probably, in music and painting. The
+Romans, it is true, were their imitators; but, having grace too,
+imparted it to their copies, which gave them a merit that almost raises
+them to the rank of originals. Horace's "Odes" acquired their fame, no
+doubt, from the graces of his manner and purity of his style--the chief
+praise of Tibullus and Propertius, who certainly cannot boast of more
+meaning than Horace's "Odes."
+
+Waller, whom you proscribe, Sir, owed his reputation to the graces of
+his manner, though he frequently stumbled, and even fell flat; but a few
+of his smaller pieces are as graceful as possible: one might say that he
+excelled in painting ladies in enamel, but could not succeed in
+portraits in oil, large as life. Milton had such superior merit, that I
+will only say, that if his angels, his Satan, and his Adam have as much
+dignity as the Apollo Belvedere, his Eve has all the delicacy and
+graces of the Venus of Medicis; as his description of Eden has the
+colouring of Albano. Milton's tenderness imprints ideas as graceful as
+Guido's Madonnas: and the "Allegro," "Penseroso," and "Comus" might be
+denominated from the three Graces; as the Italians gave similar titles
+to two or three of Petrarch's best sonnets.
+
+Cowley, I think, would have had grace (for his mind was graceful) if he
+had had any ear, or if his task had not been vitiated by the pursuit of
+wit; which, when it does not offer itself naturally, degenerates into
+tinsel or pertness. Pertness is the mistaken affection of grace, as
+pedantry produces erroneous dignity; the familiarity of the one, and the
+clumsiness of the other, distort or prevent grace. Nature, that
+furnishes samples of all qualities, and on the scale of gradation
+exhibits all possible shades, affords us types that are more apposite
+than words. The eagle is sublime, the lion majestic, the swan graceful,
+the monkey pert, the bear ridiculously awkward. I mention these as more
+expressive and comprehensive than I could make definitions of my
+meaning; but I will apply the swan only, under whose wings I will
+shelter an apology for Racine, whose pieces give me an idea of that
+bird. The colouring of the swan is pure; his attitudes are graceful; he
+never displeases you when sailing on his proper element. His feet may be
+ugly, his notes hissing, not musical, his walk not natural; he can soar,
+but it is with difficulty;--still, the impression the swan leaves is
+that of grace. So does Racine.
+
+Boileau may be compared to the dog, whose sagacity is remarkable, as
+well as its fawning on its master, and its snarling at those it
+dislikes. If Boileau was too austere to admit the pliability of grace,
+he compensates by good sense and propriety. He is like (for I will drop
+animals) an upright magistrate, whom you respect, but whose justice and
+severity leave an awe that discourages familiarity. His copies of the
+ancients may be too servile: but, if a good translator deserves praise,
+Boileau deserves more. He certainly does not fall below his originals;
+and, considering at what period he wrote, has greater merit still. By
+his imitations he held out to his countrymen models of taste, and
+banished totally the bad taste of his predecessors. For his "Lutrin,"[1]
+replete with excellent poetry, wit, humour, and satire, he certainly was
+not obliged to the ancients. Excepting Horace, how little idea had
+either Greeks or Romans of wit and humour! Aristophanes and Lucian,
+compared with moderns, were, the one a blackguard, and the other a
+buffoon. In my eyes, the "Lutrin," the "Dispensary," and the "Rape of
+the Lock," are standards of grace and elegance, not to be paralleled by
+antiquity; and eternal reproaches to Voltaire, whose indelicacy in the
+"Pucelle" degraded him as much, when compared with the three authors I
+have named, as his "Henriade" leaves Virgil, and even Lucan, whom he
+more resembles, by far his superiors.
+
+[Footnote 1: The "Lutrin" is a critical poem in six cantos. Lutrin means
+a desk; and Hallam, who does not seem to rate it very highly, regards
+the plan of it as borrowed from Tassoni's "Secchia rapita," Secchia
+meaning a pitcher.]
+
+"The Dunciad" is blemished by the offensive images of the games; but the
+poetry appears to me admirable; and, though the fourth book has
+obscurities, I prefer it to the three others: it has descriptions not
+surpassed by any poet that ever existed, and which surely a writer
+merely ingenious will never equal. The lines on Italy, on Venice, on
+Convents, have all the grace for which I contend as distinct from
+poetry, though united with the most beautiful; and the "Rape of the
+Lock," besides the originality of great part of the invention, is a
+standard of graceful writing.
+
+In general, I believe that what I call grace, is denominated elegance;
+but by grace I mean something higher. I will explain myself by
+instances--Apollo is graceful, Mercury is elegant. Petrarch, perhaps,
+owed his whole merit to the harmony of his numbers and the graces of his
+style. They conceal his poverty of meaning and want of variety. His
+complaints, too, may have added an interest, which, had his passion been
+successful, and had expressed itself with equal sameness, would have
+made the number of his sonnets insupportable. Melancholy in poetry, I am
+inclined to think, contributes to grace, when it is not disgraced by
+pitiful lamentations, such as Ovid's and Cicero's in their banishments.
+We respect melancholy, because it imparts a similar affection, pity. A
+gay writer, who should only express satisfaction without variety, would
+soon be nauseous.
+
+Madame de Sevigne shines both in grief and gaiety. There is too much of
+sorrow for her daughter's absence; yet it is always expressed by new
+terms, by new images, and often by wit, whose tenderness has a
+melancholy air. When she forgets her concern, and returns to her natural
+disposition--gaiety, every paragraph has novelty: her allusions, her
+applications are the happiest possible. She has the art of making you
+acquainted with all her acquaintance, and attaches you even to the spots
+she inhabited. Her language is correct, though unstudied; and, when her
+mind is full of any great event, she interests you with the warmth of a
+dramatic writer, not with the chilling impartiality of an historian.
+Pray read her accounts of the death of Turenne, and of the arrival of
+King James in France, and tell me whether you do not know their persons
+as if you had lived at the time.
+
+For my part, if you will allow me a word of digression (not that I have
+written with any method), I hate the cold impartiality recommended to
+Historians: "Si vis me flere, dolendum est Primum ipsi tibi:"[1] but,
+that I may not wander again, nor tire, nor contradict you any more, I
+will finish now, and shall be glad if you will dine at Strawberry Hill
+next Sunday, and take a bed there, when I will tell you how many more
+parts of your book have pleased me, than have startled my opinions, or,
+perhaps, prejudices. I have the honour to be, Sir, with regard, &c.
+
+[Footnote 1: A quotation from Horace's "Ars Poetica," 102.]
+
+
+_MINISTERIAL DIFFICULTIES--THE AFFAIR OF THE NECKLACE IN
+PARIS--FLUCTUATING UNPOPULARITY OF STATESMEN--FALLACIES OF HISTORY._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Aug._ 26, 1785.
+
+Though I am delighted to see your handwriting, I beg you will indulge me
+no more with it. It fatigues you, and that gives me more pain than your
+letters can give me satisfaction. Dictate a few words on your health to
+your secretary; it will suffice. I don't care a straw about the King and
+Queen of Naples, nor whether they visit your little Great Duke and
+Duchess. I am glad when monarchs are playing with one another, instead
+of scratching: it is better they should be idle than mischievous. As I
+desire you not to write, I cannot be alarmed at a strange hand.
+
+Your philosophic account of yourself is worthy of you. Still, I am
+convinced you are better than you seem to think. A cough is vexatious,
+but in old persons is a great preservative. It is one of the forms in
+which the gout appears, and exercises and clears the lungs. I know
+actually two persons, no chickens, who are always very ill if they have
+no annual cough. You may imagine that I have made observations in plenty
+on the gout: yes, yes, I know its ways and its jesuitic evasions. I beg
+its pardon, it is a better soul than it appears to be; it is we that
+misuse it: if it does not appear with all its credentials, we take it
+for something else, and attempt to cure it. Being a remedy, and not a
+disease, it will not be cured; and it is better to let it have its way.
+If it is content to act the personage of a cough, pray humour it: it
+will prolong your life, if you do not contradict it and fling it
+somewhere else.
+
+The Administration has received a total defeat in Ireland, which has
+probably saved us another civil war.[1] Don't wonder that I am
+continually recollecting my father's _Quieta non movere_. I have never
+seen that maxim violated with impunity. They say, that in town a change
+in the Ministry is expected. I am not of that opinion; but, indeed,
+nobody can be more ignorant than I. I see nobody here but people
+attached to the Court, and who, however, know no more than I do; and if
+I did see any of the other side, they would not be able to give me
+better information; nor am I curious.
+
+[Footnote 1: In the session of 1785 Grattan opposed a body of
+"resolutions" calculated to relieve the distress of the Irish
+manufacturers, and altogether to emancipate the trade and commerce of
+Ireland from many mischievous restrictions which had hitherto restrained
+their progress. Lord Stanhope, in his "Life of Pitt," i. 273, quotes a
+description of Grattan's speech as "a display of perhaps the most
+beautiful eloquence ever heard, but seditious and inflammatory to a
+degree hardly credible;" and he so far prevailed, that in the Irish
+House of Commons the resolutions were only carried by a majority of
+twenty-nine--one so small, that the Duke of Rutland, the
+Lord-Lieutenant, felt it safer to withdraw them.]
+
+A stranger event than a revolution in politics has happened at Paris.
+The Cardinal de Rohan is committed to the Bastile for forging the
+Queen's hand to obtain a collar of diamonds;[1] I know no more of the
+story: but, as he is very gallant, it is guessed (_here_ I mean) that it
+was a present for some woman. These circumstances are little Apostolic,
+and will not prop the falling Church of Rome. They used to forge
+donations and decretals. This is a new manoeuvre. Nor were Cardinals
+wont to be treated so cavalierly for peccadilloes. The House of Rohan is
+under a cloud: his Eminence's cousin, the Prince of Guemene,[2] was
+forced to fly, two or three years ago, for being the Prince of
+Swindlers. _Our_ Nabobs are not treated so roughly; yet I doubt they
+collect diamonds still more criminally.
+
+[Footnote 1: "_A collar of diamonds._" The transaction here referred
+to--though, strangely enough, it is looked on as one that had a
+political interest--was, in fact, a scheme of a broken-down gambler to
+swindle a jeweller out of a diamond necklace of great value. The Court
+jeweller had collected a large number of unusually fine diamonds, which
+he had made into a necklace, in the hope that the Queen would buy it,
+and the Cardinal de Rohan, who was a member of one of the noblest
+families in France, but a man of a character so notoriously profligate,
+that, when he was ambassador at Vienna, Maria Teresa had insisted on his
+recall, was mixed up in the fraud in a manner scarcely compatible with
+ignorance of its character. He was brought to trial with the more
+evident agents in the fraud, and the whole history of the French
+Parliaments scarcely records any transaction more disgraceful than his
+acquittal. For some months the affair continued to furnish pretext to
+obscure libellers to calumniate the Queen with insinuations not less
+offensive than dangerous from their vagueness; all such writers finding
+a ready paymaster in the infamous Duc d'Orleans.]
+
+[Footnote 2: The Prince de Guemenee, a very profligate and extravagant
+man, by 1782 had become so hopelessly embarrassed that he was compelled
+to leave Paris, and consequently the Princess, his wife, who ever since
+the birth of Louis XVI. had held the office of "Governess of the Royal
+Children," a life-appointment, was forced to resign it, much to the
+pleasure of the Queen, who disapproved of her character, and bestowed
+the office on Mme. de Polignac, and when, at the beginning of the
+Revolution, she also fled from Paris, on Mme. de Tourzel. But, in truth,
+under Marie Antoinette the office was almost a sinecure. She considered
+superintendence of the education of her children as among the most
+important of her duties; and how judiciously she performed it is seen in
+an admirable letter of hers to Mme. de Tourzel, which can hardly be
+surpassed for its discernment and good-feeling. (See the Editor's "Life
+of Marie Antoinette," iii. 55.)]
+
+Your nephew will be sorry to hear that the Duke of Montrose's third
+grandson, Master William Douglas, died yesterday of a fever. These poor
+Montroses are most unfortunate persons! They had the comfort this spring
+of seeing Lord Graham marry: the Duchess said, "I thought I should die
+of grief, and now I am ready to die of joy." Lady Graham soon proved
+with child, but soon miscarried; and the Duke and Duchess may not live
+to have the consolation of seeing an heir--for we must hope and make
+visions to the last! _I_ am asking for samples of Ginori's porcelain at
+sixty-eight! Well! are not heirs to great names and families as frail
+foundations of happiness? and what signifies what baubles we pursue?
+Philosophers make systems, and we simpletons collections: and we are as
+wise as they--wiser perhaps, for we know that in a few years our
+rarities will be dispersed at an auction; and they flatter themselves
+that their reveries will be immortal, which has happened to no system
+yet. A curiosity may rise in value; a system is exploded.
+
+Such reflections are applicable to politics, and make me look on them as
+equally nugatory. Last year Mr. Fox was burnt in effigy; now Mr. Pitt
+is. Oh! my dear Sir, it is all a farce! On _this day_, about a hundred
+years ago (look at my date), was born the wisest man I have seen.[1] He
+kept this country in peace for twenty years, and it flourished
+accordingly. He injured no man; was benevolent, good-humoured, and did
+nothing but the common necessary business of the State. Yet was he
+burnt in effigy too; and so traduced, that his name is not purified
+yet!--Ask why his memory is not in veneration? You will be told, from
+libels and trash, that he was _the Grand Corruptor_.--What! did he
+corrupt the nation to make it happy, rich, and peaceable? Who was
+oppressed during his administration? Those saints Bolingbroke and
+Pulteney were kept out of the Paradise of the Court; ay, and the
+Pretender was kept out and was kept quiet. Sir Robert fell: a Rebellion
+ensued in four years, and the crown shook on the King's head. The
+nation, too, which had been tolerably corrupted before his time, and
+which, with all its experience and with its eyes opened, has not cured
+itself of being corrupt, is not quite so prosperous as in the day of
+that man, who, it seems, poisoned its morals. Formerly it was the most
+virtuous nation on the earth!
+
+[Footnote 1: He means his own father, the Prime Minister from 1720 to
+1741.]
+
+Under Henry VIII. and his children there was no persecution, no
+fluctuation of religion: their Ministers shifted their faith four times,
+and were sincere honest men! There was no servility, no flattery, no
+contempt of the nation abroad, under James I. No tyranny under Charles
+I. and Laud; no factions, no civil war! Charles II., however, brought
+back all the virtues and morality, which, somehow or other, were
+missing! His brother's was a still more blessed reign, though in a
+different way! King William was disturbed and distressed by no
+contending factions, and did not endeavour to bribe them to let him
+pursue his great object of humbling France! The Duke of Marlborough was
+not overborne in a similar and more glorious career by a detestable
+Cabal!--and if Oxford and Bolingbroke did remove him, from the most
+patriot motives, they, good men! used no corruption! Twelve Peerages
+showered at once, to convert the House of Lords, were no bribes; nor was
+a shilling issued for secret services; nor would a member of either
+House have received it!
+
+Sir R. Walpole came, and strange to tell, found the whole Parliament,
+and every Parliament, at least a great majority of every Parliament,
+ready to take his money. For what?--to undo their country!--which,
+however, wickedly as he meant, and ready as they were to concur, he left
+in every respect in the condition he found it, except in being improved
+in trade, wealth, and tranquillity; till _its friends_ who expelled him,
+had dipped their poor country in a war; which was far from mending its
+condition. Sir Robert died, foretelling a rebellion, which happened in
+less than six months, and for predicting which he had been ridiculed:
+and in detestation of a maxim ascribed to him by his enemies, that
+_every man has his price_, the tariff of every Parliament since has been
+as well known as the price of beef and mutton; and the universal
+electors, who cry out against that traffic, are not a jot less vendible
+than their electors.--Was not Sir Robert Walpole an abominable Minister?
+
+_29th._
+
+P.S.--The man who certainly provoked Ireland _to think_, is dead--Lord
+Sackville.[1]
+
+[Footnote 1: Lord George Sackville Germaine, third son of Lionel [first]
+Duke of Dorset, who, when secretary to his father, when Lord-Lieutenant
+of Ireland, gave rise, by his haughty behaviour, to the factions that
+have ever since disturbed that country, and at last shaken off its
+submission to this country.--WALPOLE.]
+
+_30th._
+
+I see, by the _Gazette_, that Lord Cowper's pinchbeck principality is
+allowed. I wonder his Highness does not desire the Pope to make one of
+his sons a bishop _in partibus infidelium_.
+
+
+_BREVITY OF MODERN ADDRESSES--THE OLD DUCHESS OF MARLBOROUGH._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Oct._ 4, 1785.
+
+I don't love to transgress my monthly regularity; yet, as you must
+prefer facts to words, why should I write when I have nothing to tell
+you? The newspapers themselves in a peaceable autumn coin wonders from
+Ireland, or live on the accidents of the Equinox. They, the newspapers,
+have been in high spirits on the prospect of a campaign in Holland; but
+the Dutch, without pity for the gazetteers of Europe, are said to have
+submitted to the Emperor's terms: however, the intelligence-merchants
+may trust that _he_ will not starve them long!
+
+Your neighbour, the Queen of Sardinia, it seems, is dead: but, if there
+was anything to say about her, you must tell it to me, not I to you;
+for, till she died, I scarce knew she had been alive.
+
+Our Parliament is put off till after Christmas; so, I have no more
+resource from domestic politics than from foreign wars. For my own
+particular, I desire neither. I live here in tranquillity and idleness,
+can content myself with trifles, and think the world is much the happier
+when it has nothing to talk of. Most people ask, "Is there any
+news?"--How can one want to know one does not know what? when anything
+has happened, one hears it.
+
+There is one subject on which I wish I had occasion to write; I think it
+long since I heard how you go on: I flatter myself, as I have no letter
+from you or your nephew, prosperously. I should prefer a letter from
+him, that you may not have the trouble; and I shall make this the
+shorter, as a precedent for his not thinking more than a line necessary.
+The post does not insist on a certain quantity; it is content with being
+paid for whatever it carries--nay, is a little unreasonable, as it
+doubles its price for a cover that contains nothing but a direction: and
+now it is the fashion to curtail the direction as much as possible.
+Formerly, a direction was an academy of compliments: "To the most noble
+and my singularly respected friend," &c., &c.--and then, "Haste! haste,
+for your life, haste!" Now, we have banished even the monosyllable _To_!
+Henry Conway,[1] Lord Hertford's son, who is very indolent, and has much
+humour, introduced that abridgment. Writing to a Mr. Tighe at the
+Temple, he directed his letter only thus: "T. Ti., Temple"[2]--and it
+was delivered! Dr. Bentley was mightily flattered on receiving a letter
+superscribed "To Dr. Bentley in England." Times are altered; postmen are
+now satisfied with a hint. One modern retrenchment is a blessing; one is
+not obliged to study for an ingenious conclusion, as if writing an
+epigram--oh! no; nor to send compliments that never were delivered. I
+had a relation who always finished his letters with "his love to all
+that was near and dear to us," though he did not care a straw for me or
+any of his family. It was said of old Sarah, Duchess of Marlborough,
+that she never put dots over her _i's_, to save ink: how she would have
+enjoyed modern economy in that article! She would have died worth a
+thousand farthings more than she did--nay, she would have known exactly
+how many; as Sir Robert Brown[3] did, who calculated what he had saved
+by never having an orange or lemon on his sideboard. I am surprised
+that no economist has retrenched second courses, which always consist of
+the dearest articles, though seldom touched, as the hungry at least dine
+on the first. Mrs. Leneve,[4] one summer at Houghton, counted thirty-six
+turkey-pouts[5] that had been served up without being meddled with.
+
+[Footnote 1: Second son of Francis Seymour Conway, first Earl of
+Hertford.--WALPOLE.]
+
+[Footnote 2: This address was surpassed towards the end of the reign, by
+a letter which arrived in London addressed to "Srumfredafi, England;"
+and was correctly interpreted at the Post Office as being designed for
+Sir Humphrey Davy.]
+
+[Footnote 3: A noted miser, who raised a great fortune as a merchant at
+Venice, though his whole wealth, when he went thither, consisted in one
+of those vast wigs (a second-hand one, given to him) which were worn in
+the reign of Queen Anne, and which he sold for five guineas. He returned
+to England, very rich, in the reign of George II., with his wife and
+three daughters, who would have been great fortunes. The eldest, about
+eighteen, fell into a consumption, and, being ordered to ride, her
+father drew a map of the by-lanes about London, which he made the
+footman carry in his pocket and observe, that she might ride without
+paying a turnpike. When the poor girl was past recovery, Sir Robert sent
+for an undertaker, to cheapen her funeral, as she was not dead, and
+there was a possibility of her living. He went farther; he called his
+other daughters, and bade them curtsy to the undertaker, and promise to
+be his friends; and so they proved, for both died consumptive in two
+years.--WALPOLE.]
+
+[Footnote 4: A lady who lived with Sir Robert Walpole, to take care of
+his youngest daughter, Lady Maria, after her mother's death. After Sir
+Robert's death, and Lady Mary's marriage with Mr. Churchill, she lived
+with Mr. H. Walpole to her death.--WALPOLE.]
+
+[Footnote 5: As the sons of rajahs in India are called Rajah Pouts, and
+as turkeys came from the East, quaere if they were not called
+Turkey-pouts, as an Eastern diminutive?--WALPOLE.]
+
+_5th._
+
+I had written thus far yesterday. This minute I receive your nephew's of
+Sept. 20th; it is not such an one by any means as I had wished for. He
+tells me you have had a return of your disorder--indeed, he consoles me
+with your recovery; but I cannot in a moment shake off the impression of
+a sudden alarm, though the cause was ceased, nor can a second agitation
+calm a first on such shattered nerves as mine. My fright is over, but I
+am not composed. I cannot begin a new letter, and therefore send what I
+had written. I will only add, what you may be sure I feel, ardent wishes
+for your perfect health, and grateful thanks to your nephew for his
+attention--he is rather your son; but indeed he is Gal.'s son, and that
+is the same thing. How I love him for his attendance on you! and how
+very kind he is in giving me accounts of you! I hope he will continue,
+and I ask it still more for your sake than for my own, that you may not
+think of writing yourself. If he says but these words, "My uncle has had
+no return of his complaint," I shall be satisfied--satisfied!--I shall
+be quite happy! Indeed, indeed, I ask no more.
+
+
+_LADY CRAVEN--MADAME PIOZZI--"THE ROLLIAD"--HERSCHEL'S ASTRONOMICAL
+DISCOVERY._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+BERKELEY SQUARE, _Oct._ 30, 1785.
+
+I am a contradiction, yet very naturally so; I wish you not to write
+yourself, and yet am delighted when I receive a letter in your own hand:
+however, I don't desire it should be of four pages, like this last of
+the 11th. When I have had the gout, I have always written by proxy. You
+will make me ashamed, if you don't use the precedent. Your account of
+yourself is quite to my satisfaction. I approve, too, of your not dining
+with your company. Since I must be old and have the gout, I have long
+turned those disadvantages to my own account, and plead them to the
+utmost when they will save me from doing anything I dislike. I am so
+lame, or have such a sudden pain, when I do not care to do what is
+proposed to me! Nobody can tell how rapidly the gout may be come, or be
+gone again; and then it is so pleasant to have had the benefit, and
+none of the anguish!
+
+I did send you a line last week in the cover of a letter to Lady
+Craven,[1] which I knew would sufficiently tell your quickness how much
+I shall be obliged to you for any attentions to her. I thought her at
+Paris, and was surprised to hear of her at Florence. She has, I fear,
+been _infinitamente_ indiscreet; but what is that to you or me? She is
+very pretty, has parts, and is good-natured to the greatest degree; has
+not a grain of malice or mischief (almost always the associates, in
+women, of tender hearts), and never has been an enemy but to herself.
+For that ridiculous woman Madame Piozzi,[2] and t'other more impertinent
+one, of whom I never heard before, they are like the absurd English
+dames with whom we used to divert ourselves when I was at Florence. As
+to your little knot of poets, I do not hold the cocks higher than the
+hens; nor would I advise them to repatriate. We have at present here a
+most incomparable set, not exactly known by their names, but who, till
+the dead of summer, kept the town in a roar, and, I suppose, will revive
+by the meeting of Parliament. They have poured forth a torrent of odes,
+epigrams, and part of an imaginary epic poem, called the "Rolliad,"[3]
+with a commentary and notes, that is as good as the "Dispensary"[4] and
+"Dunciad," with more ease. These poems are all anti-ministerial, and
+the authors very young men, and little known or heard of before. I would
+send them, but you would want too many keys: and indeed I want some
+myself; for, as there are continually allusions to Parliamentary
+speeches and events, they are often obscure to me till I get them
+explained; and besides, I do not know several of the satirised heroes
+even by sight: however, the poetry and wit make amends, for they are
+superlative.
+
+[Footnote 1: Lady Craven, _nee_ Berkeley, had given abundant cause for
+scandal during her husband's life, which did not abate when, a month
+after his death, she married the Margrave of Anspach.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Mme. Piozzi, the Mrs. Thrale of Boswell's "Life of
+Johnson." Mr. Thrale was a brewer, the founder of the great firm now
+known as Barclay and Perkins. She was many years younger than he; and,
+after his death, she married Signor Piozzi, a professional musician of
+eminence. Johnson, who had been an habitual guest of her husband and her
+at their villa at Streatham, set the fashion of condemning this second
+marriage as a disgraceful _mesalliance_; but it is not very easy to see
+in what respect it was so. In social position she had certainly had the
+advantage over Mr. Thrale, being the daughter of a Carnarvonshire
+baronet of ancient family. But a first-rate musician was surely the
+equal of a brewer. After Johnson's death she published a volume of her
+reminiscences of him, which may be allowed to have been worthy neither
+of him nor of her, and which was ridiculed by Peter Pindar in "A Town
+Eclogue," in which the rivals Bozzy and Piozzi, on Virgil's
+principle--_Alternis dicetis, amant alterna Camaenae_--relate in turn
+anecdotes of Johnson's way of life, his witty sayings, &c., &c. Sir John
+Hawkins, as judge of the contest, gives neither a prize; tells the lady,
+"Sam's Life, dear ma'am, will only _damn your own_;" calls the gentleman
+"a chattering magpie;" and--
+
+ Then to their pens and paper rush'd the twain,
+ To kill the mangled RAMBLER o'er again.]
+
+[Footnote 3: In 1785 the wits of Brooks's, being much disappointed at
+the result of the political conflict of 1784, gave some vent to their
+spleen in verse. For their subject they selected an imaginary epic, of
+which they gave fictitious extracts, and for their hero they took the
+Member for Devonshire, John Rolle, invoking him--
+
+ Illustrious Rolle! oh may thy honoured name
+ Roll down distinguished on the rolls of fame.
+
+It is a little odd that they abstained from similar puns on Pitt and
+_pit_; but their indignation was chiefly directed at his youth as
+ill-suited to his powers--
+
+ A sight to make surrounding nations stare,
+ A kingdom trusted to a schoolboy's care.
+
+The chief contributors were Burke's friend, Dr. Lawrence; Sheridan's
+brother-in-law, Tickell; General Fitzpatrick, Mr. G. Ellis, Lord G.
+Townshend, and General Burgoyne.]
+
+[Footnote 4: "The Dispensary" was a poem by a physician named Garth, to
+advocate the cause of the physicians in a quarrel between them and the
+apothecaries about the price to be charged for medicines. Johnson, in
+his "Lives of the Poets," allows it the credit of smooth and free
+versification, but denies it that of elegance. "No passage falls below
+mediocrity, and few rise above it." It may be doubted whether Byron
+himself could have risen high "above it" on subjects so unpoetical as
+pills and black-doses.]
+
+News I have none, wet or dry, to send you: politics are stagnated, and
+pleasure is not come to town. You may be sure I am glad that Caesar is
+baffled; I neither honour nor esteem him. If he is preferring his nephew
+to his brother, it is using the latter as ill as the rest of the world.
+
+Mrs. Damer is again set out for the Continent to-day, to avoid the
+winter, which is already begun severely; we have had snow twice. Till
+last year, I never knew snow in October since I can remember; which is
+no short time. Mrs. Damer has taken with her her cousin Miss Campbell,
+daughter of poor Lady William, whom you knew, and who died last year.
+Miss Campbell has always lived with Lady Aylesbury, and is a very great
+favourite and a very sensible girl. I believe they will proceed to
+Italy, but it is not certain. If they come to Florence, the Grand Duke
+should beg Mrs. Damer to give him something of her statuary; and it
+would be a greater curiosity than anything in his Chamber of Painters.
+She has executed several marvels since you saw her; and has lately
+carved two colossal heads for the bridge at Henley, which is the most
+beautiful one in the world, next to the Ponte di Trinita, and was
+principally designed by her father, General Conway. Lady Spencer
+draws--incorrectly indeed, but has great expression. Italy probably will
+stimulate her, and improve her attention. You see we blossom in ruin!
+Poetry, painting, statuary, architecture, music, linger here,
+
+ on this sea-encircled coast (GRAY),
+
+as if they knew not whither to retreat farther for shelter, and would
+not trust to the despotic patronage of the Attilas, Alarics, Amalasuntas
+of the North! They leave such heroic scourges to be decorated by the
+Voltaires and D'Alemberts of the Gauls, or wait till by the improvement
+of balloons they may be transported to some of those millions of worlds
+that Herschel[1] is discovering every day; for this new Columbus has
+thrown open the great gates of astronomy, and neither Spanish
+inquisitors nor English Nabobs will be able to torture and ransack the
+new regions and their inhabitants. Adieu!
+
+[Footnote 1: Herschel, having constructed the largest telescope that at
+that time had ever been seen, in 1781 had given proof of its value by
+the discovery of the _Georgium sidus_.]
+
+
+_MRS. YEARSLEY--MADAME PIOZZI--GIBBON--"LE MARIAGE DE FIGARO."_
+
+TO MISS HANNAH MORE.[1]
+
+[Footnote 1: Miss H. More was a remarkable woman. She was the daughter
+of the village schoolmaster of Stapleton, near Bristol. But though she
+had no higher education than he could give her, she soon began to show a
+considerable literary talent. Her first compositions were dramas, one of
+which, "Percy," Garrick accepted for the stage, where for a season it
+had fair success. But she soon quitted that line for works of morality,
+intended to promote the religious improvement of society in her day. The
+most celebrated of them was "Coelebs in Search of a Wife." But some of
+the tales which she published in "The Cheap Repository," a series of
+stories for the common people, had a greater sale. One, "The Shepherd of
+Salisbury Plain," was so popular that it is said that a million copies
+of it were sold. Her talents led to her acquaintance being cultivated by
+such men as Johnson, Reynolds, Burke, and Bishop Porteus; and her
+exercise of them was so profitable, that though she gave large sums in
+charity, she left a fortune of L30,000.]
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Oct._ 14, 1787.
+
+My dear Madam,--I am shocked for human nature at the repeated
+malevolence of this woman! [Mrs. Yearsley.] The rank soil of riches we
+are accustomed to see overrun with seeds and thistles; but who could
+expect that the kindest seeds sown on poverty and dire misfortunes
+should meet with nothing but a rock at bottom? Catherine de' Medici,
+suckled by hopes and transplanted to a throne, seems more excusable.
+Thank heaven, Madam, for giving you so excellent a heart; ay, and so
+good a head. You are not only benevolence itself, but, with fifty times
+the genius of a Yearsley, you are void of vanity. How strange, that
+vanity should expel gratitude! Does not the wretched woman owe her fame
+to you, as well as her affluence? I can testify your labours for both.
+Dame Yearsley reminds me of the Troubadours, those vagrants whom I used
+to admire till I knew their history; and who used to pour out trumpery
+verses, and flatter or abuse accordingly as they were housed and
+clothed, or dismissed to the next parish. Yet you did not set this
+person in the stocks, after procuring an annuity for her! I beg your
+pardon for renewing so disgusting a subject, and will never mention it
+again. You have better amusement; you love good works, a temper superior
+to revenge.
+
+I have again seen our poor friend in Clarges Street [Mrs. Vesey]: her
+faculties decay rapidly, and of course she suffers less. She has not an
+acquaintance in town; and yet told me the town was very full, and that
+she had had a good deal of company. Her health is re-established, and we
+must now be content that her mind is not restless. My pity now feels
+most for Mrs. Hancock, whose patience is inexhaustible, though not
+insensible.
+
+Mrs. Piozzi, I hear, has two volumes of Dr. Johnson's Letters ready for
+publication. Bruce is printing his travels, which I suppose will prove
+that his narratives were fabulous, as he will scarce repeat them by the
+press. These, and two more volumes of Mr. Gibbon's "History," are all
+the literary news I know. France seems sunk indeed in all respects. What
+stuff are their theatrical goods, their "Richards," "Ninas," and
+"Tarares"! But when their "Figaro"[1] could run threescore nights, how
+despicable must their taste be grown! I rejoice that their political
+intrigues are not more creditable. I do not dislike the French from the
+vulgar antipathy between neighbouring nations, but for their insolent
+and unfounded airs of superiority. In arms, we have almost always
+outshone them: and till they have excelled Newton, and come near to
+Shakspeare, pre-eminence in genius must remain with us. I think they are
+most entitled to triumph over the Italians; as, with the most meagre and
+inharmonious of all languages, the French have made more of that poverty
+in tragedy and eloquence, than the Italians have done with the language
+the most capable of both. But I did not mean to send you a dissertation.
+I hope it will not be long before you remove to Hampton.--Yet why should
+I wish that? You will only be geographically nearer to London till
+February. Cannot you, now and then, sleep at the Adelphi on a visit to
+poor Vesey and your friends, and let one know if you do?
+
+[Footnote 1: "Le Mariage de Figaro" was a play by a man who assumed the
+name of Beaumarchais (as Poquelin had taken the name of Moliere and
+Arouet that of Voltaire); and the histories of both the author and the
+play are curious. The author's real name was Caron, and he had been bred
+a watchmaker. But he was ambitious; he gave up his trade, and bought a
+place about the Court, which was among those which conferred gentility,
+and which enabled him afterwards on one occasion to boast that he could
+establish a better claim to the rank of noble than most of that body,
+since he could produce a stamped receipt for it. He married two rich
+widows. He next obtained the place of music-master on the harp to the
+daughters of Louis XV., and conducted some of their concerts. He became
+involved in a law-suit, which he conducted in person against some of the
+most renowned advocates of the day, and gained great applause for the
+talent he had exhibited in his pleadings. He crossed over to England,
+where he made acquaintance with Wilkes and the agents of some of the
+North American colonies, and became a volunteer agent for them himself
+at the beginning of the American war, expending, according to his own
+statement, 150,000 francs in the purchase of arms and stores, which he
+sent out, when the President of Congress contented himself with thanking
+him for his liberality, but refused to pay his bill. He resolved to try
+his skill as a dramatist. His earlier plays were not particularly
+successful, but in 1781 he produced "The Marriage of Figaro," a sort of
+sequel to one of its predecessors, "The Barber of Seville." During the
+progress of its composition he had shown some of the scenes to his
+critical friends, who had pronounced it witty, and prophesied its
+success. But it had also become known that it contained sarcasms on some
+of the exclusive privileges of the nobles, and the officer who had
+charge of such matters in consequence refused to license it for
+performance, as a dangerous satire on the institutions of the country.
+He had by this time made friends enough to form a party to remonstrate
+against the hardship of the Censor's decision; till the King determined
+to judge for himself, and caused Mme. Campau to read it to himself and
+the Queen, when he fully agreed with the Censor, and expressed a
+positive determination not to permit its performance. Unluckily he was
+never firm in his resolutions; and Beaumarchais having secured the
+patronage of Louis's brother, the Comte d'Artois, and Mme. de Polignac,
+felt confident of carrying his point at last. His royal and noble
+patrons arranged parties for private readings of the play. He then
+declared, untruly, that he had altered all the passages which had been
+deemed offensive, and Louis was weak enough to believe him without
+further examination, and to sanction a private performance of it at the
+country house of the Comte de Vandreuel. After this it was impossible to
+exclude it from the theatre in Paris; and in April, 1784, it was acted
+before an audience whom the long-continued contest had brought in
+unprecedented numbers to hear it. If it had not been for the opposition
+which had been made to it, it probably would never have attracted any
+particular attention; for, though it was lively, and what managers call
+a fair "acting play," it had no remarkable merit as a composition, and
+depended for its attraction more on some of its surprises and
+discoveries than on its wit. But its performance and the reception it
+met with were regarded by a large political party as a triumph over the
+Ministry; and French historical writers, to whatever party they belong,
+agree in declaring that it had given a death-blow to many of the oldest
+institutions of the country, and that Beaumarchais proved at once the
+herald and the pioneer of the approaching Revolution. (See the Editor's
+"Life of Marie Antoinette," c. 19.)]
+
+
+_GENTLEMEN WRITERS--HIS OWN REASONS FOR WRITING WHEN
+YOUNG--VOLTAIRE--"EVELINA"--MISS SEWARD--HAYLEY._
+
+TO MISS HANNAH MORE.
+
+Strawberry Hill, _July_ 12, 1788.
+
+Won't you repent having opened the correspondence, my dear Madam, when
+you find my letters come so thick upon you? In this instance, however, I
+am only to blame in part, for being too ready to take advice, for the
+sole reason for which advice ever is taken,--because it fell in with my
+inclination.
+
+You said in your last that you feared you took up time of mine to the
+prejudice of the public; implying, I imagine, that I might employ it in
+composing. Waving both your compliment and my own vanity, I will speak
+very seriously to you on that subject, and with exact truth. My simple
+writings have had better fortune than they had any reason to expect; and
+I fairly believe, in a great degree, because gentlemen-writers, who do
+not write for interest, are treated with some civility if they do not
+write absolute nonsense. I think so, because I have not unfrequently
+known much better works than mine much more neglected, if the name,
+fortune, and situation of the authors were below mine. I wrote early
+from youth, spirits, and vanity; and from both the last when the first
+no longer existed. I now shudder when I reflect on my own boldness; and
+with mortification, when I compare my own writings with those of any
+great authors. This is so true, that I question whether it would be
+possible for me to summon up courage to publish anything I have written,
+if I could recall time past, and should yet think as I think at present.
+So much for what is over and out of my power. As to writing now, I have
+totally forsworn the profession, for two solid reasons. One I have
+already told you; and it is, that I know my own writings are trifling
+and of no depth. The other is, that, light and futile as they were, I am
+sensible they are better than I could compose now. I am aware of the
+decay of the middling parts I had, and others may be still more sensible
+of it. How do I know but I am superannuated? nobody will be so coarse as
+to tell me so; but if I published dotage, all the world would tell me
+so. And who but runs that risk who is an author after seventy? What
+happened to the greatest author of this age, and who certainly retained
+a very considerable portion of his abilities for ten years after my
+age?[1] Voltaire, at eighty-four, I think, went to Paris to receive the
+incense, in person, of his countrymen, and to be witness of their
+admiration of a tragedy he had written, at that Methusalem age. Incense
+he did receive till it choked him; and, at the exhibition of his play,
+he was actually crowned with laurel in the box where he sat. But what
+became of his poor play? It died as soon as he did--was buried with him;
+and no mortal, I dare to say, has ever read a line of it since, it was
+so bad.
+
+[Footnote 1: Voltaire had for several years been in disgrace at Court,
+and had been living in Switzerland; but in 1778 he returned to Paris to
+superintend the performance of a new tragedy, "Irene." He was, however,
+greatly mortified at the refusal of Marie Antoinette to allow him to be
+presented to her, and was but partly comforted by the enthusiasm of the
+audience at the theatre, who crowned him on the stage after the
+performance. Mme. du Deffand, who, in a letter to Walpole a few days
+before, had said that if the tragedy did not succeed it would kill him,
+says in a subsequent letter that its success had been very
+moderate--that the enthusiasm of the audience had been for Voltaire
+himself; and at all events her prophecy was fulfilled, for he died a few
+weeks afterwards.]
+
+As I am neither by a thousandth part so great, nor a quarter so little,
+I will herewith send you a fragment that an accidental _rencontre_ set
+me upon writing, and which I find so flat, that I would not finish it.
+Don't believe that I am either begging praise by the stale artifice of
+hoping to be contradicted; or that I think there is any occasion to make
+you discover my caducity. No; but the fragment contains a
+curiosity--English verses written by a French Prince[1] of the Blood,
+and which at first I had a mind to add to my "Royal and Noble Authors;"
+but as he was not a royal author of ours, and as I could not please
+myself with an account of him, I shall revert to my old resolution of
+not exposing my pen's grey hairs.
+
+[Footnote 1: He was the Duc d'Orleans, who was taken prisoner by Henry
+V. at Agincourt, and was detained in England for twenty-five years. The
+verses are published in "Walpole's Works," i. 564.]
+
+Of one passage I must take notice; it is a little indirect sneer at our
+crowd of authoresses. My choosing to send this to _you_, is a proof that
+I think you an author, that is, a classic. But, in truth, I am
+nauseated by the Madams Piozzi, &c., and the host of novel-writers in
+petticoats, who think they imitate what is inimitable, "Evelina" and
+"Cecilia."[1] Your candour, I know, will not agree with me, when I tell
+you I am not at all charmed with Miss Seward[2] and Mr. Hayley[3] piping
+to one another: but _you_ I exhort, and would encourage to write; and
+flatter myself you will never be royally gagged and promoted to fold
+muslins, as has been lately wittily said on Miss Burney, in the List of
+five hundred living authors. _Your_ writings promote virtues; and their
+increasing editions prove their worth and utility. If you question my
+sincerity, can you doubt my admiring you, when you have gratified _my_
+self-love so amply in your "Bas Bleu"? Still, as much as I love your
+writings, I respect yet more your heart and your goodness. You are so
+good that I believe you would go to heaven, even though there were no
+Sunday, and only six _working_ days in the week. Adieu, my best Madam!
+
+[Footnote 1: "Evelina" and "Cecilia" are novels by Miss Burney,
+afterwards Mme. d'Arblay. The former was extravagantly praised by
+Johnson and the Literary Club, and is probably a favourable specimen of
+the style of the conversation of the day.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Miss Seward was the authoress of that most ingenious riddle
+on the letter _H_, and also of some volumes of poetry.]
+
+[Footnote 3: Mr. Hayley was the author of several works in prose and
+verse; in the latter, of a poem called "The Triumphs of Temper," and
+entitled to the name, according to Byron, since "at least they triumphed
+over his" ("English Bards and Scotch Reviewers").]
+
+
+_DIVISIONS IN THE ROYAL FAMILY--THE REGENCY--THE IRISH PARLIAMENT._
+
+TO SIR HORACE MANN.
+
+BERKELEY SQUARE, _Feb._ 12, 1789.
+
+I now do believe that the King is coming to _him_self: not in the
+language of the courtiers, to his senses--but from their proof, viz.,
+that he is returned to his _what! what! what!_ which he used to prefix
+to every sentence, and which is coming to his nonsense. I am
+corroborated in this opinion by his having said much more sensible
+things in his lunacy than he did when he was reckoned sane, which I do
+not believe he has been for some years.
+
+Well! now, how will this new change of scene operate? I fancy if any one
+could win access to him, who would tell him the truth, he would be as
+little pleased with his Queen, and his or her Pitt, as they will take
+care he shall be with his sons. Would he admire the degradation of his
+family in the person of all the Princes? or with the tripartite division
+of Royalty between the Queen, the Prince, and Mr. Pitt, which I call a
+_Trinity in disunity_? Will he be charmed with the Queen's admission to
+power, which he never imparted to her? Will he like the discovery of his
+vast private hoard? Will he be quite satisfied with the codicil to his
+Will,[1] which she surreptitiously obtained from him in his frenzy _in
+the first agony of her grief_? How will he digest that discovery of his
+treasure, which will not diffuse great compassion when he shall next ask
+a payment of his pretended debts? Before his madness he was indisposed
+towards Pitt; will he be better pleased with him for his new dictatorial
+presumption?
+
+[Footnote 1: "_His will._" This refers to a scandal propagated by some
+of the opposition newspapers, for which there was not the slightest
+foundation.]
+
+Turn to the next page--to Ireland. They have chosen for themselves, it
+is believed, a Regent without restrictions,[1] in scorn of the
+Parliament of England, and in order further to assert their
+independence. Will they recede? especially when their courtiers have
+flown in the face of our domineering Minister? I do not think they will.
+They may receive the King again on his recovery; but they have united
+interests with the Prince, and act in league with him, that he may
+pledge himself to them more deeply in future at least; they will
+never again acknowledge any superiority in our Parliament, but rather
+act in contradistinction.
+
+[Footnote 1: "_Regent without restrictions._" The King, in the autumn of
+1788, having fallen into a state of temporary derangement, Pitt proposed
+that the Parliament should appoint the Prince of Wales Regent, with some
+temporary limitations in the exercise of the power. Fox and his
+followers contended that the Prince, being of full age, was as
+absolutely entitled to the Regency as his right, as he would have been
+to the Crown in the event of his father's death; and Grattan, who had a
+paramount influence over the Irish Parliament, adopting Fox's view,
+carried an address to the Prince, entreating him to take upon himself
+the Regency as his right--a view which, of course, was incompatible with
+any power of limiting his authority. Fortunately, before this address
+could be acted upon, the King recovered. The matter unfortunately caused
+great divisions in the Royal Family, to which Walpole alludes in the
+latter part of the letter; the Queen considering (not without grounds)
+that the Prince had shown unfilial eagerness to grasp at power; and
+indeed he had already made it known that he had intended to dismiss Pitt
+and to appoint Fox Prime Minister.]
+
+[Illustration: Hand-written Letter]
+
+_Feb. 22nd._
+
+The person who was to have brought you this was prevented leaving town,
+and therefore I did not finish my letter; but I believe I shall have
+another opportunity of sending, and therefore I will make it ready.
+
+Much has happened this last week. The Prince is Regent of Ireland
+without limitations--a great point for his character; for Europe will
+now see that it was a faction which fettered him here, and not his
+unpopularity, for then would not he have been as much distasted in
+Ireland? Indeed, their own Attorney-General made way for him by opposing
+on the most injudicious of all pleas, that it would be necessary before
+he could be Regent there, to set the _Great Seal of England_ to the act!
+How could the fool imagine, that when that phantom had been invented
+here, it would not be equally easy for the Irish to invent a parallel
+phantom of their own? But though this compliment is most grateful to the
+Prince at present, he will probably find hereafter that he has in effect
+lost Ireland, who meant more to emancipate themselves from this country
+than to compliment the Prince or contradict the English ministerial
+faction.
+
+What will be the consequence of that rapid turn in Ireland, even
+immediately, who can tell? for the King is called recovered, and the
+English Regency is suspended, with fresh and grievous insults to the
+Prince, who with the Duke of York are violently hindered by the Queen
+from even seeing their father, though she and their sisters play at
+cards with him in an evening; and that the Chancellor was with him for
+an hour and three quarters on the 19th.
+
+Under colour of what new phantom her Majesty, the Chancellor,[1] and
+Pitt will assume the Government, we shall know in two or three days; for
+I do not suppose they will produce the King instantly, at the risk of
+oversetting his head again, though they seem half as mad as he, and
+capable of any violent act to maintain themselves. And so much the
+better: I do not wish them temperate; and it looks as if people never
+were so in minorities and incapacities of their kings. The Prince set
+out as indiscreetly as Pitt.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Chancellor was Lord Thurlow, an able but unprincipled
+man. Johnson expressed a high opinion of him as an arguer "who brought
+his mind to bear upon yours." But Fox declared his very face "proved him
+an impostor, since no man could be as wise as he looked."]
+
+Of the event I am very glad; it saves the Prince and the Opposition from
+the rashness of changing the Administration on so precarious and
+shackled a tenure, and it saves them too from the expense of
+re-elections. If the King recovers, they are but where they were, but
+with the advantage of having the Prince and Duke of York rooted in
+aversion to the Ministers, and most unlikely to be governed by the
+Queen. If the King relapses, the Opposition stock will rise; though in
+the mean time I do not doubt but the nation will grow drunk with the
+loyalty of rejoicing, for kings grow popular by whatever way they lose
+their heads. Still, whatever eccentricity he attempts, it will be
+imputed to his deranged understanding. And, however even Lord
+Hawkesbury[1] may meditate the darkest mischiefs under the new fund of
+pity and loyalty, he will _not_ be for extending the prerogative, which
+must devolve (on any accident to the King) on the Prince, Duke of York,
+or some of the Princes, who will all be linked in a common cause with
+their brothers, who have been so grossly affronted; and Prince William,
+the third, particularly so by the last cause of hindering his peerage
+while abroad. The King's recovery before the Regency Act was passed will
+be another great advantage to the Prince; his hands would have been so
+shackled, that he could not have found places for half the expectants,
+who will now impute their disappointments to the King's amendment, and
+not to the Prince.
+
+[Footnote 1: Lord Hawkesbury was afterwards promoted to the Earldom of
+Liverpool, and was the father of the sagacious, prudent, but resolute
+minister under whose administration the French Revolutionary War was
+brought to a conclusion by the final overthrow of Napoleon.]
+
+_Monday, 24th._
+
+The King has seen the Prince [of Wales], and received him kindly, but
+the Queen was present. Iron Pluto (as Burke called the Chancellor) wept
+again when with the King; but what is much more remarkable, his Majesty
+has not asked for Pitt, and did abuse him constantly during his frenzy.
+The Chancellor certainly did not put him in mind of Pitt, whom he
+detests; so there is a pretty portion of hatred to be quaffed amongst
+them! and swallowed, if they can; yet _aurum potabile_ will make it sit
+on their stomachs.
+
+
+_"THE ARABIAN NIGHTS"--THE AENEID--BOCCALINI--ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE._
+
+TO MISS BERRY.[1]
+
+[Footnote 1: The lady to whom this letter is addressed was the elder of
+two sisters who in 1787 came to reside with their father in Walpole's
+neighbourhood. Both the sisters, according to his description of them,
+were very accomplished and sufficiently good-looking. He gradually
+became so enthusiastic in his regard for her, that he proposed to marry
+her, old as he was, in order that he might have an excuse for leaving
+her all his fortune; and he wrote the "Reminiscences of the Courts of
+George I. and II.," which are among his published works, for the
+amusement of the two sisters.]
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _June_ 30, 1789.
+
+Were there any such thing as sympathy at the distance of two hundred
+miles, you would have been in a mightier panic than I was; for, on
+Saturday se'nnight, going to open the glass case in the Tribune, my foot
+caught in the carpet, and I fell with my whole weight (_si_ weight _y
+a_) against the corner of the marble altar, on my side, and bruised the
+muscles so badly, that for two days I could not move without screaming.
+I am convinced I should have broken a rib, but that I fell on the cavity
+whence two of my ribs were removed, that are gone to Yorkshire. I am
+much better both of my bruise and of my lameness, and shall be ready to
+dance at my own wedding when my wives return. And now to answer your
+letter.
+
+If you grow tired of the "Arabian Nights," you have no more taste than
+Bishop Atterbury,[1] who huffed Pope for sending him them (or the
+"Persian Tales"), and fancied he liked Virgil better, who had no more
+imagination than Dr. Akenside. Read "Sinbad the Sailor's Voyages," and
+you will be sick of Aeneas's. What woful invention were the nasty
+poultry that dunged on his dinner, and ships on fire turned into
+Nereids! A barn metamorphosed into a cascade in a pantomime is full as
+sublime an effort of genius. I do not know whether the "Arabian Nights"
+are of Oriental origin or not: I should think not, because I never saw
+any other Oriental composition that was not bombast without genius, and
+figurative without nature; like an Indian screen, where you see little
+men on the foreground, and larger men hunting tigers above in the air,
+which they take for perspective. I do not think the Sultaness's
+narratives very natural or very probable, but there is a wildness in
+them that captivates. However, if you could wade through two octavos of
+Dame Piozzi's _though's_ and _so's_ and _I trow's_, and cannot listen to
+seven volumes of Scheherezade's narrations, I will sue for a divorce _in
+foro Parnassi_, and Boccalini shall be my proctor. The cause will be a
+counterpart to the sentence of the Lacedaemonian, who was condemned for
+breach of the peace, by saying in three words what he might have said in
+two.
+
+[Footnote 1: Atterbury (Pope's "mitred Rochester") was Bishop of
+Rochester in the reigns of Anne and George I. He was so violent in his
+Jacobitism, that on the death of Queen Anne he offered to head a
+procession to proclaim James III. as king at Charing Cross. Afterwards
+Sir R. Walpole had evidence of his maintaining a treasonable
+correspondence with the Court of St. Germains, sufficient to have
+ensured his conviction, but, being always of a merciful disposition, and
+naturally unwilling to bring a Bishop to the block, he contented himself
+with passing a Bill of Pains and Penalties to deprive him of his
+bishopric and banish him for life.]
+
+You are not the first Eurydice[1] that has sent her husband to the
+devil, as you have kindly proposed to me; but I will not undertake the
+jaunt, for if old Nicholas Pluto should enjoin me not to look back to
+you, I should certainly forget the prohibition like my predecessor.
+Besides, I am a little too close to take a voyage twice which I am so
+soon to repeat; and should be laughed at by the good folks on the other
+side of the water, if I proposed coming back for a twinkling only. No; I
+choose as long as I can
+
+ Still with my fav'rite Berrys to remain.
+
+So, you was not quite satisfied, though you ought to have been
+transported, with King's College Chapel, because it has no aisles, like
+every common cathedral. I suppose you would object to a bird of
+paradise, because it has no legs, but shoots to heaven in a trail, and
+does not rest on earth. Criticism and comparison spoil many tastes. You
+should admire all bold and unique essays that resemble nothing else; the
+"Botanic Garden,"[2] the "Arabian Nights," and King's Chapel are above
+all rules: and how preferable is what no one can imitate, to all that is
+imitated even from the best models! Your partiality to the pageantry of
+popery I do approve, and I doubt whether the world would not be a loser
+(in its visionary enjoyments) by the extinction of that religion, as it
+was by the decay of chivalry and the proscription of the heathen
+deities. Reason has no invention; and as plain sense will never be the
+legislator of human affairs, it is fortunate when taste happens to be
+regent.
+
+[Footnote 1: The story of Eurydice's death and the descent of Orpheus,
+her husband, to hell for her recovery, with which Virgil closes the
+fourth Georgic, is among the most exquisite passages in all Latin
+poetry. Pope made it the subject of his Ode on St. Cecilia's Day; but if
+Pluto and Proserpine really relented at the doggerel that the English
+poet puts into the mouth of the half-divine minstrel, they cannot
+deserve the title of _illacrymabiles_ which Horace gives them. Some of
+the pedantic scientists (to borrow a new word) have discovered in this
+tale of true love an allegory about the alternations of Day and Night,
+Sun and Moon, and what not, for which they deserve the anathema of every
+scholar and lover of true poetry.]
+
+[Footnote 2: "The Botanic Garden," a poem by Dr. Darwin; chiefly
+remembered for Mr. Gladstone's favourite "Upas-tree," a plant which has
+not, and never had, any existence except in the fancy of some traveller,
+who hoaxed the too-scientific poet with the story, which, years
+afterwards, hoaxed the orator also.]
+
+
+_DISMISSAL OF NECKER--BARON DE BRETEUIL--THE DUC D'ORLEANS--MIRABEAU._
+
+TO THE HON. H.S. CONWAY.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Wednesday night, July_ 15, 1789.
+
+I write a few lines only to confirm the truth of much of what you will
+read in the papers from Paris. Worse may already be come, or is expected
+every hour.
+
+Mr. Mackenzie and Lady Betty called on me before dinner, after the post
+was gone out; and he showed me a letter from Dutens, who said two
+couriers arrived yesterday from the Duke of Dorset and the Duchess of
+Devonshire, the latter of whom was leaving Paris directly. Necker had
+been dismissed, and was thought to be set out for Geneva.[1] Breteuil,
+who was at his country-house, had been sent for to succeed him. Paris
+was in an uproar; and, after the couriers had left it, firing of cannon
+was heard for four hours together. That must have been from the Bastile,
+as probably the _tiers etat_ were not so provided. It is shocking to
+imagine what may have happened in such a thronged city! One of the
+couriers was stopped twice or thrice, as supposed to pass from the King;
+but redeemed himself by pretending to be despatched by the _tiers etat_.
+Madame de Calonne[2] told Dutens, that the newly encamped troops desert
+by hundreds.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Baron de Breteuil had been the Controller of the
+Household, and was appointed Necker's successor; but his Ministry did
+not last above a fortnight, as the King found himself compelled to
+restore Necker.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Mme. de Calonne's husband had been Prime Minister for some
+years, having succeeded Necker in 1780.]
+
+Here seems the egg to be hatched, and imagination runs away with the
+idea. I may fancy I shall hear of the King and Queen leaving Versailles,
+like Charles the First, and then skips imagination six-and-forty years
+lower, and figures their fugitive Majesties taking refuge in this
+country. I have besides another idea. If the Bastile conquers, still is
+it impossible, considering the general spirit in the country, and the
+numerous fortified places in France, but some may be seized by the
+_dissidents_, and whole provinces be torn from the Crown? On the other
+hand, if the King prevails, what heavy despotism will the _etats_, by
+their want of temper and moderation, have drawn on their country! They
+might have obtained many capital points, and removed great oppression.
+No French monarch will ever summon _etats_ again, if this moment has
+been thrown away.
+
+Though I have stocked myself with such a set of visions for the event
+either way, I do not pretend to foresee what will happen. Penetration
+argues from reasonable probabilities; but chance and folly are apt to
+contradict calculation, and hitherto they seem to have full scope for
+action. One hears of no genius on either side, nor do symptoms of any
+appear. There will perhaps: such times and tempests bring forth, at
+least bring out, great men. I do not take the Duke of Orleans[1] or
+Mirabeau[2] to be built _du bois dont on les fait_; no, nor Monsieur
+Necker. He may be a great traitor, if he made the confusion designedly:
+but it is a woful evasion, if the promised financier slips into a black
+politician! I adore liberty, but I would bestow it as honestly as I
+could; and a civil war, besides being a game of chance, is paying a very
+dear price for it.
+
+[Footnote 1: The Duke of Orleans, the infamous Egalite, fomented the
+Revolution in the hope that it might lead to the deposition of the King,
+and to his own election to the throne, as in England, a century before,
+the Prince of Orange had succeeded James II. He voted for the death of
+his cousin and king, and was, in just retribution, sent to the
+guillotine by Robespierre at the end of the same year.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Mirabeau was the most celebrated of all the earlier leaders
+of the Revolution. At the time of this letter he had connected himself
+closely with the Duc d'Orleans, in whose pay, in fact, he was, as his
+profligacy and extravagance had long before dissipated all the property
+which had fallen to his share as a younger son. Afterwards, on
+discovering the cowardice and baseness of the Duke, he broke with him,
+and exerted himself in the cause of the King, whom, indeed, he had
+originally desired to support, if his advances had not been, with
+incredible folly, rejected by Necker. But he had no time to repair the
+mischief he had done, even if it had been in his power, which it
+probably would not have been, since he died, after a short illness, in
+April, 1791.]
+
+For us, we are in most danger of a deluge; though I wonder we so
+frequently complain of long rains. The saying about St. Swithin is a
+proof of how often they recur; for proverbial sentences are the children
+of experience, not of prophecy. Good night! In a few days I shall send
+you a beautiful little poem from the Strawberry press.
+
+
+_BRUCE'S "TRAVELS"--VIOLENCE OF THE FRENCH JACOBINS--NECKER._
+
+TO THE HON. H.S. CONWAY.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Wednesday night, July_ 1, 1790.
+
+It is certainly not from having anything to tell you, that I reply so
+soon, but as the most agreeable thing I can do in my confinement. The
+gout came into my heel the night before last, perhaps from the deluge
+and damp. I increased it yesterday by limping about the house with a
+party I had to breakfast. To-day I am lying on the settee, unable to
+walk alone, or even to put on a slipper. However, as I am much easier
+this evening, I trust it will go off.
+
+I do not love disputes, and shall not argue with you about Bruce; but,
+if you like him, you shall not choose an author for me. It is the most
+absurd, obscure, and tiresome book I know. I shall admire if you have a
+clear conception about most of the persons and matters in his work; but,
+in fact, I do not believe you have. Pray, can you distinguish between
+his _cock_ and _hen_ Heghes, and between all Yasouses and Ozoros? and do
+you firmly believe that an old man and his son were sent for and put to
+death, because the King had run into a thorn-bush, and was forced to
+leave his clothes behind him! Is it your faith, that one of their
+Abyssinian Majesties pleaded not being able to contribute towards
+sending for a new Abuna, because he had spent all his money at Venice in
+looking-glasses? And do you really think that Peter Paez was a
+Jack-of-all-trades, and built palaces and convents without assistance,
+and furnished them with his own hands? You, who are a little apt to
+contest most assertions, must have strangely let out your credulity! I
+could put forty questions to you as wonderful; and, for my part, could
+as soon credit ----.
+
+I am tired of railing at French barbarity and folly. They are more
+puerile now serious, than when in the long paroxysm of gay levity.
+Legislators, a senate, to neglect laws, in order to annihilate coats of
+arms and liveries! to pull down a King, and set up an Emperor! They are
+hastening to establish the tribunal of the praetorian guards; for the
+sovereignty, it seems, is not to be hereditary. One view of their Fete
+of the 14th,[1] I suppose, is to draw money to Paris; and the
+consequence will be, that the deputies will return to the provinces
+drunk with independence and self-importance, and will commit fifty times
+more excesses, massacres, and devastations, than last year. George
+Selwyn says, that _Monsieur_, the King's brother, is the only man of
+rank from whom they cannot take a title.
+
+[Footnote 1: The grand federation in the Champ de Mars, on the
+anniversary of the taking of the Bastile.]
+
+How franticly have the French acted, and how rationally the Americans!
+But Franklin and Washington were great men. None have appeared yet in
+France; and Necker has only returned to make a wretched figure! He is
+become as insignificant as his King; his name is never mentioned, but
+now and then as disapproving something that is done. Why then does he
+stay? Does he wait to strike some great stroke, when everything is
+demolished? His glory, which consisted in being Minister though a
+Protestant, is vanished by the destruction of Popery; the honour of
+which, I suppose, he will scarce assume to himself. I have vented my
+budget, and now good night! I feel almost as if I could walk up to bed.
+
+
+_THE PRINCE OF WALES--GROWTH OF LONDON AND OTHER TOWNS._
+
+TO THE MISS BERRYS.
+
+BERKELEY SQUARE, _June_ 8, 1791.
+
+Your No. 34, that was interrupted, and of which the last date was of May
+24th, I received on the 6th, and if I could find fault, it would be in
+the length; for I do not approve of your writing so much in hot weather,
+for, be it known to you ladies, that from the first of the month, June
+is not more June at Florence. My hay is crumbling away; and I have
+ordered it to be cut, as a sure way of bringing rain. I have a selfish
+reason, too, for remonstrating against long letters. I feel the season
+advancing, when mine will be piteous short; for what can I tell you from
+Twickenham in the next three or four months? Scandal from Richmond and
+Hampton Court, or robberies at my own door? The latter, indeed, are
+blown already. I went to Strawberry on Saturday, to avoid the Birthday
+[4th June] crowd and squibs and crackers. At six I drove to Lord
+Strafford's, where his goods are to be sold by auction; his sister, Lady
+Anne [Conolly], intending to pull down the house and rebuild it. I
+returned a quarter before seven; and in the interim between my Gothic
+gate and Ashe's Nursery, a gentleman and gentlewoman, in a one-horse
+chair and in the broad face of the sun, had been robbed by a single
+highwayman, _sans_ mask. Ashe's mother and sister stood and saw it; but
+having no notion of a robbery at such an hour in the high-road, and
+before their men had left work, concluded it was an acquaintance of the
+robber's. I suppose Lady Cecilia Johnstone will not descend from her
+bedchamber to the drawing-room without life-guard men.
+
+The Duke of Bedford eclipsed the whole birthday by his clothes,
+equipage, and servants: six of the latter walked on the side of the
+coach to keep off the crowd--or to tempt it; for their liveries were
+worth an argosie. The Prince [of Wales] was gorgeous too: the latter is
+to give Madame d'Albany[1] a dinner. She has been introduced to Mrs.
+Fitzherbert.[2] You know I used to call Mrs. Cosway's concerts Charon's
+boat: now, methinks, London is so. I am glad Mrs. C. [osway] is with
+you; she is pleasing--but surely it is odd to drop a child and her
+husband and country all in a breath!
+
+[Footnote 1: Mme. d'Albany was the widow of Prince Charles Edward, who
+had died in 1788 in Italy. She was presented at Court, and was
+graciously received by the Queen. She was generally believed to be
+married to the great Italian tragic poet, Alfieri. Since her husband's
+death she had been living in Paris, but had now fled to England for
+safety.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Mrs. Fitzherbert, the Roman Catholic lady whom the Prince
+of Wales had married.]
+
+I am glad you are dis_franchised_ of the exiles. We have several, I am
+told, here; but I strictly confine myself to those I knew formerly at
+Paris, and who all are quartered on Richmond-green. I went to them on
+Sunday evening, but found them gone to Lord Fitzwilliam's, the next
+house to Madame de Boufflers', to hear his organ; whither I followed
+them, and returned with them. The Comtesse Emilie played on her harp;
+then we all united at loto. I went home at twelve, unrobbed; and Lord
+Fitzwilliam, who asked much after you both, was to set out the next
+morning for Dublin, though intending to stay there but four days, and be
+back in three weeks.
+
+I am sorry you did not hear all Monsieur de Lally Tollendal's[1]
+Tragedy, of which I have had a good account. I like his tribute to his
+father's memory. Of French politics you must be tired; and so am I.
+Nothing appears to me to promise their chaos duration; consequently I
+expect more chaos, the sediment of which is commonly despotism. Poland
+ought to make the French blush; but that, they are not apt to do on any
+occasion....
+
+[Footnote 1: M. de Lally Tollendal was the son of that unfortunate Count
+Lally, so iniquitously condemned for his conduct in the government of
+India, as is mentioned in a former note.]
+
+The Duke of St. Albans has cut down all the brave old trees at Hanworth,
+and consequently reduced his park to what it issued
+from--Hounslow-heath: nay, he has hired a meadow next to mine, for the
+benefit of embarkation; and there lie all the good old corpses of oaks,
+ashes, and chestnuts, directly before _your_ windows, and blocking up
+one of my views of the river! but so impetuous is the rage for building,
+that his Grace's timber will, I trust, not annoy us long. There will
+soon be one street from London to Brentford; ay, and from London to
+every village ten miles round! Lord Camden has just let ground at
+Kentish Town for building fourteen hundred houses--nor do I wonder;
+London is, I am certain, much fuller than ever I saw it. I have twice
+this spring been going to stop my coach in Piccadilly, to inquire what
+was the matter, thinking there was a mob--not at all; it was only
+passengers. Nor is there any complaint of depopulation from the country:
+Bath shoots out into new crescents, circuses, and squares every year:
+Birmingham, Manchester, Hull, and Liverpool would serve any King in
+Europe for a capital, and would make the Empress of Russia's mouth
+water. Of the war with Catherine Slay-Czar I hear not a breath, and
+thence conjecture it is dozing into peace.
+
+Mr. Dundas[1] has kissed hands for Secretary of State; and Bishop
+Barrington, of Salisbury, is transferred to Durham, which he affected
+not to desire, having large estates by his wife in the south--but from
+the triple mitre downwards, it is almost always true, what I said some
+years ago, that "_nolo episcopari_ is Latin for _I lie_." Tell it not in
+Gath that I say so; for I am to dine to-morrow at the Bishop of London's
+at Fulham, with Hannah _Bonner_, my _imprimee_.[2] This morning I went
+with Lysons the Reverend to see Dulwich College, founded in 1619 by
+Alleyn, a player, which I had never seen in my many days. We were
+received by a smart divine, _tres bien poudre_, and with black satin
+breeches--but they are giving new wings and red satin breeches to the
+good old hostel too, and destroying a gallery with a very rich ceiling;
+and nothing will remain of ancient but the front, and an hundred mouldy
+portraits, among apostles, sibyls, and Kings of England. On Sunday I
+shall settle at Strawberry; and then woe betide you on post-days! I
+cannot make news without straw. The Johnstones are going to Bath, for
+the healths of both; so Richmond will be my only staple. Adieu, all
+three!
+
+[Footnote 1: Mr. Dundas, President of the Board of Control, subsequently
+raised to the peerage as Lord Melville. In Pitt's second administration
+he became First Lord of the Admiralty, but in 1805 was impeached by the
+House of Commons on a charge of malversation while Treasurer of the Navy
+in Pitt's first Ministry. Of that he was acquitted; but it was proved
+that some of the subordinate officers of the department had misapplied
+large sums of the public money, which they could not have done if he had
+not been grossly negligent of his duties as head of the department, and
+he was consequently removed from the Privy Council.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Miss Hannah More is meant; but I do not know what peculiar
+cruelty of temper or practice entitled her to the name of Mary's
+persecuting and pitiless Bishop.]
+
+
+_SIR W. AND LADY HAMILTON--A BOAT-RACE--THE MARGRAVINE OF ANSPACH._
+
+TO THE MISS BERRYS.
+
+BERKELEY SQUARE, _Tuesday, Aug._ 23, 1791.
+
+I am come to town to meet Mr. Conway and Lady Aylesbury; and, as I have
+no letter from you yet to answer, I will tell you how agreeably I have
+passed the last three days; though they might have been improved had you
+shared them, as I wished, and as I _sometimes_ do wish. On Saturday
+evening I was at the Duke of Queensberry's (at Richmond, _s'entend_)
+with a small company: and there were Sir William Hamilton and Mrs.
+Harte[1]; who, on the 3rd of next month, previous to their departure, is
+to be made Madame l'Envoyee a Naples, the Neapolitan Queen having
+promised to receive her in that quality. Here she cannot be presented,
+where only such over-virtuous wives as the Duchess of Kingston and Mrs.
+Hastings[2]--who could go with a husband in each hand--are admitted. Why
+the Margravine of Anspach, with the same pretensions, was not, I do not
+understand; perhaps she did not attempt it. But I forget to retract, and
+make _amende honorable_ to Mrs. Harte. I had only heard of her
+attitudes; and those, in dumb show, I have not yet seen. Oh! but she
+sings admirably; has a very fine, strong voice; is an excellent buffa,
+and an astonishing tragedian. She sung Nina in the highest perfection;
+and there her attitudes were a whole theatre of grace and various
+expressions.
+
+[Footnote 1: Mrs. Harte, the celebrated Lady Hamilton, with whom Nelson
+was so intimately acquainted, though old Lord St. Vincent always
+maintained that it had never been more than a purely Platonic
+attachment. Her previous life, however, had been notoriously such as
+rendered her inadmissible at our Court, though that of Naples was less
+particular.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Mrs. Hastings, the wife of the great Governor-General, had
+previously been married to Baron Imhoff, a German miniature painter; but
+she had obtained a divorce from him, and, as the Baron returned to
+Germany with an amount of riches that he could hardly have earned by
+skill in his profession, the scandalous tongues of some of Hastings's
+enemies imputed to him that he had, in fact, bought her of her husband.]
+
+The next evening I was again at Queensberry House, where the Comtesse
+Emilie de Boufflers played on her harp, and the Princesse di
+Castelcigala, the Neapolitan minister's wife, danced one of her country
+dances, with castanets, very prettily, with her husband. Madame du Barry
+was there too, and I had a good deal of frank conversation with her
+about Monsieur de Choiseul; having been at Paris at the end of his reign
+and the beginning of hers, and of which I knew so much by my intimacy
+with the Duchesse de Choiseul.
+
+On Monday was the boat-race [at Richmond]. I was in the great room at
+the Castle, with the Duke of Clarence, Lady Di., Lord Robert Spencer,
+and the House of Bouverie, to see the boats start from the bridge to
+Thistleworth, and back to a tent erected on Lord Dysart's meadow, just
+before Lady Di.'s windows; whither we went to see them arrive, and where
+we had breakfast. For the second heat, I sat in my coach on the bridge;
+and did not stay for the third. The day had been coined on purpose, with
+my favourite south-east wind. The scene, both up the river and down, was
+what only Richmond upon earth can exhibit. The crowds on those green
+velvet meadows and on the shores, the yachts, barges, pleasure and small
+boats, and the windows and gardens lined with spectators, were so
+delightful, that when I came home from that vivid show, I thought
+Strawberry looked as dull and solitary as a hermitage. At night there
+was a ball at the Castle, and illuminations, with the Duke's cypher, &c.
+in coloured lamps, as were the houses of his Royal Highness's tradesmen.
+I went again in the evening to the French ladies on the Green, where
+there was a bonfire; but, you may believe, not to the ball.
+
+Well! but you, who have had a fever with _fetes_, had rather hear the
+history of the new _soi-disante_ Margravine. She has been in England
+with her foolish Prince, and not only notified their marriage to the
+Earl [of Berkeley] her brother, who did not receive it propitiously, but
+his Highness informed his Lordship by a letter, that they have an usage
+in his country of taking a wife with the left hand; that he had espoused
+his Lordship's sister in that manner; and intends, as soon as she shall
+be a widow, to marry her with his right hand also. The Earl replied,
+that he knew she was married to an English peer [Lord Craven], a most
+respectable man, and can know nothing of her marrying any other man; and
+so they are gone to Lisbon. Adieu!
+
+
+_ARREST OF THE DUCHESSE DE BIRON--THE QUEEN OF FRANCE--PYTHAGORAS._
+
+TO THE MISS BERRYS.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _Tuesday evening, eight o'clock, Oct._ 15, 1793.
+
+Though I do not know when it will have its whole lading, I must begin my
+letter this very moment, to tell you what I have just heard. I called on
+the Princesse d'Hennin, who has been in town a week. I found her quite
+alone, and I thought she did not answer quite clearly about her two
+knights: the Prince de Poix has taken a lodging in town, and she talks
+of letting her house here, if she can. In short, I thought she had a
+little of an Ariadne-air--but this was not what I was in such a hurry to
+tell you. She showed me several pieces of letters, I think from the
+Duchesse de Bouillon: one says, the poor Duchesse de Biron is again
+arrested[1] and at the Jacobins, and with her "une jeune etourdie, qui
+ne fait que chanter toute la journee;" and who, think you, may that
+be?--only our pretty little wicked Duchesse de Fleury! by her singing
+and not sobbing, I suppose she was weary of her _Tircis_, and is glad to
+be rid of him. This new blow, I fear, will overset Madame de Biron
+again. The rage at Paris seems to increase daily or hourly; they either
+despair, or are now avowed banditti. I tremble so much for the great and
+most suffering victim of all, the Queen,[2] that one cannot feel so much
+for many, as several perhaps deserve: but her tortures have been of far
+longer duration than any martyrs, and more various; and her courage and
+patience equal to her woes!
+
+[Footnote 1: The Duchess, with scores of other noble ladies, was put to
+death in the course of these two horrible years, 1793-94.]
+
+[Footnote 2: Marie Antoinette was put to death the very next day. And I
+cannot more fitly close the allusions to the Revolution so frequent in
+the letters of the past four years than by Burke's description of this
+pure and noble Queen in her youth: "It is now sixteen or seventeen years
+since I saw the Queen of France, then the Dauphiness of Versailles; and
+surely never lighted on this orb, which she hardly seemed to touch, a
+more delightful vision. I saw her, just above the horizon, glittering
+like the morning star, full of life and splendour and joy. Oh! what a
+revolution! and what a heart must I have to contemplate without emotion
+that elevation and that fall! Little did I dream, when she added titles
+of veneration to those of enthusiastic, distant, respectful love, that
+she should ever be obliged to carry the sharp antidote against disgrace
+concealed in that bosom; little did I dream that I should have lived to
+see such disasters fallen upon her in a nation of gallant men and
+cavaliers. I thought ten thousand swords must have leaped from their
+scabbards to avenge even a look that threatened her with insult"
+("Reflections on the French Revolution ").]
+
+My poor old friend, the Duchesse de la Valiere, past ninety and
+stone-deaf, has a guard set upon her, but in her own house; her
+daughter, the Duchesse de Chatillon, mother of the Duchesse de la
+Tremouille, is arrested; and thus the last, with her attachment to the
+Queen, must be miserable indeed!--but one would think I feel for nothing
+but Duchesses: the crisis has crowded them together into my letter, and
+into a prison;--and to be a prisoner among cannibals is pitiable indeed!
+
+_Thursday morning, 17th, past ten._
+
+I this moment receive the very comfortable twin-letter. I am so
+conjugal, and so much in earnest upon the article of recovery, that I
+cannot think of _a pretty thing_ to say to very pretty Mrs. Stanhope;
+nor do I know what would be a pretty thing in these days. I might come
+out with some old-fashioned compliment, that would have been very
+genteel
+
+ In good Queen Bess's golden day, when I was a dame of honour.
+
+Let Mrs. Stanhope imagine that I have said all she deserves: I certainly
+think it, and will ratify it, when I have learnt the language of the
+nineteenth century; but I really am so ancient, that as Pythagoras
+imagined he had been Panthoides Euphorbus[1] in the Trojan war, I am
+not sure that I did not ride upon a pillion behind a Gentleman-Usher,
+when her Majesty Elizabeth went into procession to St. Paul's on the
+defeat of the Armada! Adieu! the postman puts an end to my idle
+speculations--but, Scarborough for ever! with three huzzas!
+
+[Footnote 1: "_Euphorbus._" This is an allusion to the doctrine of
+metempsychosis taught by the ancient philosopher Pythagoras of Samos,
+according to which when a man died his soul remained in the shades below
+suffering any punishment which the man had deserved, till after a
+certain lapse of time all the taint of the former existence had been
+worn away, when the soul returned to earth to animate some other body.
+The passage referred to here by Walpole occurs in Ovid's
+"Metamorphoses," xvi. 160, where Pythagoras is expounding his theory,
+which is also explained to Aeneas by Anchises in the shades below
+(Aeneid, vi. 745). But the two poets differ in more points than one.
+According to Anchises, one thousand years are required between the two
+existences; according to Pythagoras, not above four hundred or five
+hundred. According to Anchises, before the soul revives in another body
+it must have forgotten all that happened to it in the body of its former
+owner. As Dryden translates Virgil--
+
+ Whole droves of minds are by the driving God
+ Compell'd to drink the deep Lethaean flood,
+ In large forgetful draughts to steep the cares
+ Of their past labours, and their irksome years;
+ That unremembering of its former pain
+ The soul may suffer mortal flesh again.
+
+(Aeneid, vi. 1020).
+
+Pythagoras, on the other hand, professes a distinct recollection of who
+he was and what he suffered in his former life. He remembers that in the
+time of the Trojan war (at the outside not five hundred years before his
+time) he was a Trojan--Euphorbus, the son of Panthous--and that in the
+war he was killed by Menelaus; and his memory is so accurate, that not
+long before he had recognised the very shield which he had borne in the
+conflict hanging up as a trophy in the temple of Juno at Argos.]
+
+
+_EXPECTATIONS OF A VISIT TO STRAWBERRY BY THE QUEEN._
+
+TO THE HON. H.S. CONWAY.
+
+STRAWBERRY HILL, _July_ 2, 1795.
+
+I will write a word to you, though scarce time to write one, to thank
+you for your great kindness about the soldier, who shall get a
+substitute if he can. As you are, or have been in town, your daughter
+will have told you in what a bustle I am, preparing--not to resist, but
+to receive an invasion of royalties to-morrow; and cannot even escape
+them like Admiral Cornwallis, though seeming to make a semblance; for I
+am to wear a sword, and have appointed two aides-de-camp, my nephews,
+George and Horace Churchill. If I _fall_, as ten to one but I do, to be
+sure it will be a superb tumble, at the feet of a Queen and eight
+daughters of Kings; for, besides the six Princesses, I am to have the
+Duchess of York and the Princess of Orange! Woe is me, at seventy-eight,
+and with scarce a hand and foot to my back! Adieu! Yours, &c.
+
+A POOR OLD REMNANT.
+
+
+_REPORT OF THE VISIT._
+
+_July_ 7, 1795.
+
+I am not dead of fatigue with my Royal visitors, as I expected to be,
+though I was on my poor lame feet three whole hours. Your daughter [Mrs.
+Damer], who kindly assisted me in doing the honours, will tell you the
+particulars, and how prosperously I succeeded. The Queen was uncommonly
+condescending and gracious, and deigned to drink my health when I
+presented her with the last glass, and to thank me for all my
+attentions.[1] Indeed my memory _de la vieille cour_ was but once in
+default. As I had been assured that her Majesty would be attended by her
+Chamberlain, yet was not, I had no glove ready when I received her at
+the step of her coach: yet she honoured me with her hand to lead her up
+stairs; nor did I recollect my omission when I led her down again.
+Still, though gloveless, I did not squeeze the royal hand, as
+Vice-chamberlain Smith[2] did to Queen Mary.
+
+[Footnote 1: There cannot be a more fitting conclusion than this letter
+recording the greatest honour conferred on the writer and his Strawberry
+by the visit of the Queen of the realm and her condescending proposal of
+his health at his own table.]
+
+[Footnote 2: "_Vice-Chamberlain Smith._" An allusion to a gossiping
+story of King William's time, that when Queen Mary came back to England
+she asked one of her ladies what a squeeze of the hand was supposed to
+intimate; and when the reply was, "Love," "Then," said Her Majesty, "my
+Vice-Chancellor must be in love with me; for he always squeezes my
+hand."]
+
+You will have stared, as I did, at the Elector of Hanover deserting his
+ally the King of Great Britain, and making peace with the monsters. But
+Mr. Fawkener, whom I saw at my sister's [Churchill's] on Sunday, laughs
+at the article in the newspapers, and says it is not an unknown practice
+for stock-jobbers to hire an emissary at the rate of five hundred
+pounds, and dispatch to Franckfort, whence he brings forged attestations
+of some marvellous political event, and spreads it on 'Change, which
+produces such a fluctuation in the stocks as amply overpays the expense
+of his mission.
+
+This was all I learnt in the single night I was in town. I have not read
+the new French constitution, which seems longer than probably its reign
+will be. The five sovereigns will, I suppose, be the first guillotined.
+Adieu! Yours ever.
+
+
+
+UNWIN BROTHERS, THE GRESHAM PRESS, CHILWORTH AND LONDON.
+
+
+
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