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diff --git a/old/1206.txt b/old/1206.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..93c8383 --- /dev/null +++ b/old/1206.txt @@ -0,0 +1,4835 @@ +The Project Gutenberg EBook of Flying U Ranch, by B. M. Bower + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Flying U Ranch + +Author: B. M. Bower + +Posting Date: August 20, 2008 [EBook #1206] +Release Date: February, 1998 + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK FLYING U RANCH *** + + + + +Produced by Anthony Matonak + + + + + +FLYING U RANCH + +By B. M. Bower + + + + +CONTENTS + + CHAPTER + I. The Coming of a Native Son + II. "When Greek Meets Greek" + III. Bad News + IV. Some Hopes + V. Sheep + VI. What Happened to Andy + VII. Truth Crushed to Earth, etc. + VIII. The Dot Outfit + IX. More Sheep + X. The Happy Family Herd Sheep + XI. Weary Unburdens + XII. Two of a Kind + XIII. The Happy Family Learn Something + XIV. Happy Jack + XV. Oleson + XVI. The End of the Dots + XVII. Good News + + + + +FLYING U RANCH + + + +CHAPTER I. The Coming of a Native Son + +The Happy Family, waiting for the Sunday supper call, were grouped +around the open door of the bunk-house, gossiping idly of things purely +local, when the Old Man returned from the Stock Association at Helena; +beside him on the buggy seat sat a stranger. The Old Man pulled up at +the bunk-house, the stranger sprang out over the wheel with the agility +which bespoke youthful muscles, and the Old Man introduced him with a +quirk of the lips: + +"This is Mr. Mig-u-ell Rapponi, boys--a peeler straight from the Golden +Gate. Throw out your war-bag and make yourself to home, Mig-u-ell; some +of the boys'll show you where to bed down." + +The Old Man drove on to the house with his own luggage, and Happy Jack +followed to take charge of the team; but the remainder of the Happy +Family unobtrusively took the measure of the foreign element. From his +black-and-white horsehair hatband, with tassels that swept to the very +edge of his gray hatbrim, to the crimson silk neckerchief draped over +the pale blue bosom of his shirt; from the beautifully stamped leather +cuffs, down to the exaggerated height of his tan boot-heels, their +critical eyes swept in swift, appraising glances; and unanimous +disapproval was the result. The Happy Family had themselves an eye to +picturesque garb upon occasion, but this passed even Pink's love of +display. + +"He's some gaudy to look at," Irish murmured under his breath to Cal +Emmett. + +"All he lacks is a spot-light and a brass band," Cal returned, in much +the same tone with which a woman remarks upon a last season's hat on the +head of a rival. + +Miguel was not embarrassed by the inspection. He was tall, straight, +and swarthily handsome, and he stood with the complacence of a stage +favorite waiting for the applause to cease so that he might speak his +first lines; and, while he waited, he sifted tobacco into a cigarette +paper daintily, with his little finger extended. There was a ring upon +that finger; a ring with a moonstone setting as large and round as the +eye of a startled cat, and the Happy Family caught the pale gleam of it +and drew a long breath. He lighted a match nonchalantly, by the artfully +simple method of pinching the head of it with his fingernails, leaned +negligently against the wall of the bunk-house, and regarded the group +incuriously while he smoked. + +"Any pretty girls up this way?" he inquired languidly, after a moment, +fanning a thin smoke-cloud from before his face while he spoke. + +The Happy Family went prickly hot. The girls in that neighborhood were +held in esteem, and there was that in his tone which gave offense. + +"Sure, there's pretty girls here!" Big Medicine bellowed unexpectedly, +close beside him. "We're all of us engaged to `em, by cripes!" + +Miguel shot an oblique glance at Big Medicine, examined the end of his +cigarette, and gave a lift of shoulder, which might mean anything +or nothing, and so was irritating to a degree. He did not pursue the +subject further, and so several belated retorts were left tickling +futilely the tongues of the Happy Family--which does not make for +amiability. + +To a man they liked him little, in spite of their easy friendliness with +mankind in general. At supper they talked with him perfunctorily, and +covertly sneered because he sprinkled his food liberally with cayenne +and his speech with Spanish words pronounced with soft, slurred +vowels that made them sound unfamiliar, and against which his English +contrasted sharply with its crisp, American enunciation. He met their +infrequent glances with the cool stare of absolute indifference to their +opinion of him, and their perfunctory civility with introspective calm. + +The next morning, when there was riding to be done, and Miguel +appeared at the last moment in his working clothes, even Weary, the +sunny-hearted, had an unmistakable curl of his lip after the first +glance. + +Miguel wore the hatband, the crimson kerchief tied loosely with the +point draped over his chest, the stamped leather cuffs and the tan boots +with the highest heels ever built by the cobbler craft. Also, the lower +half of him was incased in chaps the like of which had never before been +brought into Flying U coulee. Black Angora chaps they were; long-haired, +crinkly to the very hide, with three white, diamond-shaped patches +running down each leg of them, and with the leather waistband stamped +elaborately to match the cuffs. The bands of his spurs were two inches +wide and inlaid to the edge with beaten silver, and each concho was +engraved to represent a large, wild rose, with a golden center. A dollar +laid upon the rowels would have left a fringe of prongs all around. + +He bent over his sacked riding outfit, and undid it, revealing a +wonderful saddle of stamped leather inlaid on skirt and cantle with +more beaten silver. He straightened the skirts, carefully ignoring the +glances thrown in his direction, and swore softly to himself when he +discovered where the leather had been scratched through the canvas +wrappings and the end of the silver scroll ripped up. He drew out his +bridle and shook it into shape, and the silver mountings and the reins +of braided leather with horsehair tassels made Happy Jack's eyes greedy +with desire. His blanket was a scarlet Navajo, and his rope a rawhide +lariat. + +Altogether, his splendor when he was mounted so disturbed the fine +mental poise of the Happy Family that they left him jingling richly +off by himself, while they rode closely grouped and discussed him +acrimoniously. + +"By gosh, a man might do worse than locate that Native Son for a silver +mine," Cal began, eyeing the interloper scornfully. "It's plumb wicked +to ride around with all that wealth and fussy stuff. He must 'a' robbed +a bank and put the money all into a riding outfit." + +"By golly, he looks to me like a pair uh trays when he comes bow-leggin' +along with them white diamonds on his legs," Slim stated solemnly. + +"And I'll gamble that's a spot higher than he stacks up in the cow +game," Pink observed with the pessimism which matrimony had given him. +"You mind him asking about bad horses, last night? That Lizzie-boy never +saw a bad horse; they don't grow 'em where he come from. What they don't +know about riding they make up for with a swell rig--" + +"And, oh, mamma! It sure is a swell rig!" Weary paid generous tribute. +"Only I will say old Banjo reminds me of an Irish cook rigged out in +silk and diamonds. That outfit on Glory, now--" He sighed enviously. + +"Well, I've gone up against a few real ones in my long and varied +career," Irish remarked reminiscently, "and I've noticed that a hoss +never has any respect or admiration for a swell rig. When he gets real +busy it ain't the silver filigree stuff that's going to help you hold +connections with your saddle, and a silver-mounted bridle-bit ain't a +darned bit better than a plain one." + +"Just take a look at him!" cried Pink, with intense disgust. "Ambling +off there, so the sun can strike all that silver and bounce back in our +eyes. And that braided lariat--I'd sure love to see the pieces if he +ever tries to anchor anything bigger than a yearling!" + +"Why, you don't think for a minute he could ever get out and rope +anything, do yuh?" Irish laughed. "That there Native Son throws on +a-w-l-together too much dog to really get out and do anything." + +"Aw," fleered Happy Jack, "he ain't any Natiff Son. He's a dago!" + +"He's got the earmarks uh both," Big Medicine stated authoritatively. "I +know 'em, by cripes, and I know their ways." He jerked his thumb toward +the dazzling Miguel. "I can tell yuh the kinda cow-puncher he is; I've +saw 'em workin' at it. Haw-haw-haw! They'll start out to move ten or a +dozen head uh tame old cows from one field to another, and there'll be +six or eight fellers, rigged up like this here tray-spot, ridin' along, +important as hell, drivin' them few cows down a lane, with peach trees +on both sides, by cripes, jingling their big, silver spurs, all wearin' +fancy chaps to ride four or five miles down the road. Honest to grandma, +they call that punchin' cows! Oh, he's a Native Son, all right. I've +saw lots of 'em, only I never saw one so far away from the Promised Land +before. That there looks queer to me. Natiff Sons--the real ones, like +him--are as scarce outside Calyforny as buffalo are right here in this +coulee." + +"That's the way they do it, all right," Irish agreed. "And then they'll +have a 'rodeo'--" + +"Haw-haw-haw!" Big Medicine interrupted, and took up the tale, which +might have been entitled "Some Cowpunching I Have Seen." + +"They have them rodeos on a Sunday, mostly, and they invite everybody to +it, like it was a picnic. And there'll be two or three fellers to +every calf, all lit up, like Mig-u-ell, over there, in chaps and silver +fixin's, fussin' around on horseback in a corral, and every feller +trying to pile his rope on the same calf, by cripes! They stretch 'em +out with two ropes--calves, remember! Little, weenty fellers you could +pack under one arm! Yuh can't blame 'em much. They never have more'n +thirty or forty head to brand at a time, and they never git more'n a +taste uh real work. So they make the most uh what they git, and go in +heavy on fancy outfits. And this here silver-mounted fellow thinks he's +a real cowpuncher, by cripes!" + +The Happy Family laughed at the idea; laughed so loud that Miguel left +his lonely splendor and swung over to them, ostensibly to borrow a +match. + +"What's the joke?" he inquired languidly, his chin thrust out and his +eyes upon the match blazing at the end of his cigarette. + +The Happy Family hesitated and glanced at one another. Then Cal spoke +truthfully. + +"You're it," he said bluntly, with a secret desire to test the temper of +this dark-skinned son of the West. + +Miguel darted one of his swift glances at Cal, blew out his match and +threw it away. + +"Oh, how funny. Ha-ha." His voice was soft and absolutely +expressionless, his face blank of any emotion whatever. He merely spoke +the words as a machine might have done. + +If he had been one of them, the Happy Family would have laughed at the +whimsical humor of it. As it was, they repressed the impulse, though +Weary warmed toward him slightly. + +"Don't you believe anything this innocent-eyed gazabo tells you, Mr. +Rapponi," he warned amiably. "He's known to be a liar." + +"That's funny, too. Ha-ha some more." Miguel permitted a thin ribbon of +smoke to slide from between his lips, and gazed off to the crinkled line +of hills. + +"Sure, it is--now you mention it," Weary agreed after a perceptible +pause. + +"How fortunate that I brought the humor to your attention," drawled +Miguel, in the same expressionless tone, much as if he were reciting a +text. + +"Virtue is its own penalty," paraphrased Pink, not stopping to see +whether the statement applied to the subject. + +"Haw-haw-haw!" roared Big Medicine, quite as irrelevantly. + +"He-he-he," supplemented the silver-trimmed one. + +Big Medicine stopped laughing suddenly, reined his horse close to the +other, and stared at him challengingly, with his pale, protruding eyes, +while the Happy Family glanced meaningly at one another. Big Medicine +was quite as unsafe as he looked, at that moment, and they wondered if +the offender realized his precarious situation. + +Miguel smoked with the infinite leisure which is a fine art when it is +not born of genuine abstraction, and none could decide whether he was +aware of the unfriendly proximity of Big Medicine. Weary was just on the +point of saying something to relieve the tension, when Miguel blew the +ash gently from his cigarette and spoke lazily. + +"Parrots are so common, out on the Coast, that they use them in cheap +restaurants for stew. I've often heard them gabbling together in the +kettle." + +The statement was so ambiguous that the Happy Family glanced at him +doubtfully. Big Medicine's stare became more curious than hostile, +and he permitted his horse to lag a length. It is difficult to fight +absolute passivity. Then Slim, who ever tramped solidly over the flowers +of sarcasm, blurted one of his unexpected retorts. + +"I was just wonderin', by golly, where yuh learnt to talk!" + +Miguel turned his velvet eyes sleepily toward the speaker. "From the +boarders who ate those parrots, amigo," he smiled serenely. + +At this, Slim--once justly accused by Irish of being a "single-shot" +when it came to repartee--turned purple and dumb. The Happy Family, +forswearing loyalty in their enjoyment of his discomfiture, grinned and +left to Miguel the barren triumph of the last word. + +He did not gain in popularity as the days passed. They tilted noses at +his beautiful riding gear, and would have died rather than speak of it +in his presence. They never gossiped with him of horses or men or the +lands he knew. They were ready to snub him at a moment's notice--and +it did not lessen their dislike of him that he failed to yield them an +opportunity. It is to be hoped that he found his thoughts sufficient +entertainment, since he was left to them as much as is humanly possible +when half a dozen men eat and sleep and work together. It annoyed them +exceedingly that Miguel did not seem to know that they held him at a +distance; they objected to his manner of smoking cigarettes and staring +off at the skyline as if he were alone and content with his dreams. When +he did talk they listened with an air of weary tolerance. When he +did not talk they ignored his presence, and when he was absent they +criticized him mercilessly. + +They let him ride unwarned into an adobe patch one day--at least, Big +Medicine, Pink, Cal Emmett and Irish did, for they were with him--and +laughed surreptitiously together while he wallowed there and came out +afoot, his horse floundering behind him, mud to the ears, both of them. + +"Pretty soft going, along there, ain't it?" Pink commiserated +deceitfully. + +"It is, kinda," Miguel responded evenly, scraping the adobe off Banjo +with a flat rock. And the subject was closed. + +"Well, it's some relief to the eyes to have the shine taken off him, +anyway," Pink observed a little guiltily afterward. + +"I betche he ain't goin' to forget that, though," Happy Jack warned when +he saw the caked mud on Miguel's Angora chaps and silver spurs, and the +condition of his saddle. "Yuh better watch out and not turn your backs +on him in the dark, none uh you guys. I betche he packs a knife. Them +kind always does." + +"Haw-haw-haw!" bellowed Big Medicine uproariously. "I'd love to see him +git out an' try to use it, by cripes!" + +"I wish Andy was here," Pink sighed. "Andy'd take the starch outa him, +all right." + +"Wouldn't he be pickings for old Andy, though? Gee!" Cal looked around +at them, with his wide, baby-blue eyes, and laughed. "Let's kinda jolly +him along, boys, till Andy gets back. It sure would be great to watch +'em. I'll bet he can jar the eternal calm outa that Native Son. That's +what grinds me worse than his throwin' on so much dog; he's so blamed +satisfied with himself! You snub him, and he looks at yuh as if you was +his hired man--and then forgets all about yuh. He come outa that 'doby +like he'd been swimmin' a river on a bet, and had made good and was +a hee-ro right before the ladies. Kinda 'Oh, that's nothing to what I +could do if it was worth while,' way he had with him." + +"It wouldn't matter so much if he wasn't all front," Pink complained. +"You'll notice that's always the way, though. The fellow all fussed +up with silver and braided leather can't get out and do anything. +I remember up on Milk river--" Pink trailed off into absorbing +reminiscence, which, however, is too lengthy to repeat here. + +"Say, Mig-u-ell's down at the stable, sweatin from every pore trying to +get his saddle clean, by golly!" Slim reported cheerfully, just as Pink +was relighting the cigarette which had gone out during the big scene of +his story. "He was cussin' in Spanish, when I walked up to him--but he +shut up when he seen me and got that peaceful look uh hisn on his face. +I wonder, by golly--" + +"Oh, shut up and go awn," Irish commanded bluntly, and looked at Pink. +"Did he call it off, then? Or did you have to wade in--" + +"Naw; he was like this here Native Son--all front. He could look sudden +death, all right; he had black eyes like Mig-u-ell--but all a fellow had +to do was go after him, and he'd back up so blamed quick--" + +Slim listened that far, saw that he had interrupted a tale evidently +more interesting than anything he could say, and went off, muttering to +himself. + + + +CHAPTER II. "When Greek Meets Greek" + +The next morning, which was Sunday, the machinations of Big Medicine +took Pink down to the creek behind the bunk-house. "What's hurtin' yuh?" +he asked curiously, when he came to where Big Medicine stood in the +fringe of willows, choking between his spasms of mirth. + +"Haw-haw-haw!" roared Big Medicine; and, seizing Pink's arm in a +gorilla-like grip, he pointed down the bank. + +Miguel, seated upon a convenient rock in a sunny spot, was painstakingly +combing out the tangled hair of his chaps, which he had washed quite as +carefully not long before, as the cake of soap beside him testified. + +"Combing--combing--his chaps, by cripes!" Big Medicine gasped, +and waggled his finger at the spectacle. "Haw-haw-haw! +C-combin'--his--chaps!" + +Miguel glanced up at them as impersonally as if they were two cackling +hens, rather than derisive humans, then bent his head over a stubborn +knot and whistled La Paloma softly while he coaxed out the tangle. + +Pink's eyes widened as he looked, but he did not say anything. He backed +up the path and went thoughtfully to the corrals, leaving Big Medicine +to follow or not, as he chose. + +"Combin'--his chaps, by cripes!" came rumbling behind him. Pink turned. + +"Say! Don't make so much noise about it," he advised guardedly. "I've +got an idea." + +"Yuh want to hog-tie it, then," Big Medicine retorted, resentful because +Pink seemed not to grasp the full humor of the thing. "Idees sure seems +to be skurce in this outfit--or that there lily-uh-the-valley couldn't +set and comb no chaps in broad daylight, by cripes; not and get off with +it." + +"He's an ornament to the Flying U," Pink stated dreamily. "Us boneheads +don't appreciate him, is all that ails us. What we ought to do is--help +him be as pretty as he wants to be, and--" + +"Looky here, Little One." Big Medicine hurried his steps until he was +close alongside. "I wouldn't give a punched nickel for a four-horse load +uh them idees, and that's the truth." He passed Pink and went on ahead, +disgust in every line of his square-shouldered figure. "Combin' his +chaps, by cripes!" he snorted again, and straightway told the tale +profanely to his fellows, who laughed until they were weak and +watery-eyed as they listened. + +Afterward, because Pink implored them and made a mystery of it, they +invited Miguel to take a hand in a long-winded game--rather, a series +of games--of seven-up, while his chaps hung to dry upon a willow by the +creek bank--or so he believed. + +The chaps, however, were up in the white-house kitchen, where were also +the reek of scorched hair and the laughing expostulations of the +Little Doctor and the boyish titter of Pink and Irish, who were curling +laboriously the chaps of Miguel with the curling tongs of the Little +Doctor and those of the Countess besides. + +"It's a shame, and I just hope Miguel thrashes you both for it," the +Little Doctor told them more than once; but she laughed, nevertheless, +and showed Pink how to give the twist which made of each lock a +corkscrew ringlet. The Countess stopped, with her dishcloth dangling +from one red, bony hand, while she looked. "You boys couldn't sleep +nights if you didn't pester the life outa somebody," she scolded. "Seems +to me I'd friz them diamonds, if I was goin' to be mean enough to do +anything." + +"You would, eh?" Pink glanced up at her and dimpled. "I'll find you +a rich husband to pay for that." He straightway proceeded to friz the +diamonds of white. + +"Why don't you have a strip of ringlets down each leg, with tight little +curls between?" suggested the Little Doctor, not to be outdone by any +other woman. + +"Correct you are," praised Irish. + +"And, remember, you're not heating branding-irons, mister man," she +added. "You'll burn all the hair off, if you let the tongs get red-hot. +Just so they'll sizzle; I've told you five times already." She picked +up the Kid, kissed many times the finger he held up for sympathy--the +finger with which he had touched the tongs as Pink was putting them +back into the grate of the kitchen stove, and spoke again to ease her +conscience. "I think it's awfully mean of you to do it. Miguel ought to +thrash you both." + +"We're dead willing to let him try, Mrs. Chip. We know it's mean. We're +real ashamed of ourselves." Irish tested his tongs as he had been told +to do. "But we'd rather be ashamed than good, any old time." + +The Little Doctor giggled behind the Kid's tousled curls, and reached +out a slim hand once more to give Pink's tongs the expert twist he was +trying awkwardly to learn. "I'm sorry for Miguel; he's got lovely eyes, +anyway." + +"Yes, ain't he?" Pink looked up briefly from his task. "How's your leg, +Irish? Mine's done." + +"Seems to me I'd make a deep border of them corkscrew curls all around +the bottoms, if I was doin' it," said the Countess peevishly, from the +kitchen sink. "If I was that dago I'd murder the hull outfit; I never +did see a body so hectored in my life--and him not ever ketchin' on. He +must be plumb simple-minded." + +When the curling was done to the hilarious satisfaction of Irish and +Pink, and, while Pink was dancing in them to show them off, another +entered with mail from town. And, because the mail-bearer was Andy Green +himself, back from a winter's journeyings, Cal, Happy Jack and Slim +followed close behind, talking all at once, in their joy at beholding +the man they loved well and hated occasionally also. Andy delivered the +mail into the hands of the Little Doctor, pinched the Kid's cheek, +and said how he had grown good-looking as his mother, almost, spoke a +cheerful howdy to the Countess, and turned to shake hands with Pink. It +was then that the honest, gray eyes of him widened with amazement. + +"Well, by golly!" gasped Slim, goggling at the chaps of Miguel. + +"That there Natiff Son'll just about kill yuh for that," warned Happy +Jack, as mournfully as he might with laughing. "He'll knife yuh, sure." + +Andy, demanding the meaning of it all, learned all about Miguel +Rapponi--from the viewpoint of the Happy Family. At least, he learned as +much as it was politic to tell in the presence of the Little Doctor; and +afterward, while Pink was putting the chaps back upon the willow, where +Miguel had left them, he was told that they looked to him, Andy Green, +for assistance. + +"Oh, gosh! You don't want to depend on me, Pink," Andy expostulated +modestly. "I can't think of anything--and, besides, I've reformed. I +don't know as it's any compliment to me, by gracious--being told soon as +I land that I'm expected to lie to a perfect stranger." + +"You come on down to the stable and take a look at his saddle and +bridle," urged Cal. "And wait till you see him smoking and looking past +you, as if you was an ornery little peak that didn't do nothing but +obstruct the scenery. I've seen mean cusses--lots of 'em; and I've seen +men that was stuck on themselves. But I never--" + +"Come outa that 'doby," Pink interrupted, "mud to his eyebrows, just +about. And he knew darned well we headed him in there deliberate. And +when I remarks it's soft going, he says: 'It is, kinda,'--just like +that." Pink managed to imitate the languid tone of Miguel very well. +"Not another word outa him. Didn't even make him mad! He--" + +"Tell him about the parrots, Slim," Cal suggested soberly. But Slim only +turned purple at the memory, and swore. + +"Old Patsy sure has got it in for him," Happy Jack observed. "He asked +Patsy if he ever had enchiladas. Patsy won't speak to him no more. He +claims Mig-u-ell insulted him. He told Mig-u-ell--" + +"Enchiladas are sure fine eating," said Andy. "I took to 'em like a +she-bear to honey, down in New Mexico this winter. Your Native Son is +solid there, all right." + +"Aw, gwan! He ain't solid nowhere but in the head. Maybe you'll love him +to death when yuh see him--chances is you will, if you've took to eatin' +dago grub." + +Andy patted Happy Jack reassuringly on the shoulder. "Don't get +excited," he soothed. "I'll put it all over the gentleman, just to show +my heart's in the right place. Just this once, though; I've reformed. +And I've got to have time to size him up. Where do you keep him when he +ain't in the show window?" He swung into step with Pink. "I'll tell you +the truth," he confided engagingly. "Any man that'll wear chaps like +he's got--even leaving out the extra finish you fellows have given +'em--had ought to be taught a lesson he'll remember. He sure must be a +tough proposition, if the whole bunch of yuh have had to give him up. By +gracious--" + +"We haven't tried," Pink defended. "It kinda looked to us as if he was +aiming to make us guy him; so we didn't. We've left him strictly alone. +To-day"--he glanced over his shoulder to where the becurled chaps swung +comically from the willow branch--"to-day's the first time anybody's +made a move. Unless," he added, as an afterthought, "you count yesterday +in the 'doby patch--and even then we didn't tell him to ride into it; we +just let him do it." + +"And kinda herded him over towards it," Cal amended slyly. + +"Can he ride?" asked Andy, going straight to the main point, in the mind +of a cowpuncher. + +"W-e-ell-he hasn't been piled, so far. But then," Pink qualified +hastily, "he hasn't topped anything worse than Crow-hop. He ain't hard +to ride. Happy Jack could--" + +"Aw, I'm gittin' good and sick of' hearin' that there tune," Happy +growled indignantly. "Why don't you point out Slim as the limit, once in +a while?" + +"Come on down to the stable, and let's talk it over," Andy suggested, +and led the way. "What's his style, anyway? Mouthy, or what?" + +With four willing tongues to enlighten him, it would be strange, indeed, +if one so acute as Andy Green failed at last to have a very fair mental +picture of Miguel. He gazed thoughtfully at his boots, laughed suddenly, +and slapped Irish quite painfully upon the back. + +"Come on up and introduce me, boys," he said. "We'll make this Native +Son so hungry for home--you watch me put it on the gentleman. Only it +does seem a shame to do it." + +"No, it ain't. If you'd been around him for two weeks, you'd want to +kill him just to make him take notice," Irish assured him. + +"What gets me," Andy mused, "is why you fellows come crying to me for +help. I should think the bunch of you ought to be able to handle one +lone Native Son." + +"Aw, you're the biggest liar and faker in the bunch, is why," Happy Jack +blurted. + +"Oh, I see." Andy hummed a little tune and pushed his hands deep into +his pockets, and at the corners of his lips there flickered a smile. + +The Native Son sat with his hat tilted slightly back upon his head and a +cigarette between his lips, and was reaching lazily for the trick which +made the fourth game his, when the group invaded the bunk-house. He +looked up indifferently, swept Andy's face and figure with a glance +too impersonal to hold even a shade of curiosity, and began rapidly +shuffling his cards to count the points he had made. + +Andy stopped short, just inside the door, and stared hard at Miguel, +who gave no sign. He turned his honest, gray eyes upon Pink and Irish +accusingly--whereat they wondered greatly. + +"Your deal--if you want to play," drawled Miguel, and shoved his cards +toward Big Medicine. But the boys were already uptilting chairs to +grasp the quicker the outstretched hand of the prodigal, so that Miguel +gathered up the cards, evened their edges mechanically, and deigned +another glance at this stranger who was being welcomed so vociferously. +Also he sighed a bit--for even a languid-eyed stoic of a Native Son may +feel the twinge of loneliness. Andy shook hands all round, swore amiably +at Weary, and advanced finally upon Miguel. + +"You don't know me from Adam's off ox," he began genially, "but I know +you, all right, all right. I hollered my head off with the rest of 'em +when you played merry hell in that bull-ring, last Christmas. Also, I +was part of your bodyguard when them greasers were trying to tickle you +in the ribs with their knives in that dark alley. Shake, old-timer! You +done yourself proud, and I'm glad to know yuh!" + +Miguel, for the first time in two weeks, permitted himself the luxury +of an expressive countenance. He gave Andy Green one quick, grateful +look--and a smile, the like of which made the Happy Family quiver +inwardly with instinctive sympathy. + +"So you were there, too, eh?" Miguel exclaimed softly, and rose to greet +him. "And that scrap in the alley--we sure had a hell of a time there +for a few minutes, didn't we? Are you that tall fellow who kicked that +squint-eyed greaser in the stomach? Muchos gracios, senor! They were +piling on me three deep, right then, and I always believed they'd have +got me, only for a tall vaquero I couldn't locate afterward." He smiled +again that wonderful smile, which lighted the darkness of his eyes as +with a flame, and murmured a sentence or two in Spanish. + +"Did you get the spurs me and my friends sent you afterward?" asked Andy +eagerly. "We heard about the Arizona boys giving you the saddle--and we +raked high and low for them spurs. And, by gracious, they were beauts, +too--did yuh get 'em?" + +"I wear them every day I ride," answered Miguel, a peculiar, caressing +note in his voice. + +"I didn't know--we heard you had disappeared off the earth. Why--" + +Miguel laughed outright. "To fight a bull with bare hands is one thing, +amigo," he said. "To take a chance on getting a knife stuck in your +back is another. Those Mexicans--they don't love the man who crosses the +river and makes of their bull-fights a plaything." + +"That's right; only I thought, you being a--" + +"Not a Mexican." Miguel's voice sharpened a trifle. "My father was +Spanish, yes. My mother"--his eyes flashed briefly at the faces of the +gaping Happy Family--"my mother was born in Ireland." + +"And that sure makes a hard combination to beat," cried Andy heartily. +He looked at the others--at all, that is, save Pink and Irish, who had +disappeared. "Well, boys, I never thought I'd come home and find--" + +"Miguel Rapponi," supplied the Native Son quickly. "As well forget that +other name. And," he added with the shrug which the Happy Family had +come to hate, "as well forget the story, also. I am not hungry for the +feel of a knife in my back." He smiled again engagingly at Andy Green. +It was astonishing how readily that smile had sprung to life with the +warmth of a little friendship, and how pleasant it was, withal. + +"Just as you say," Andy agreed, not trying to hide his admiration. "I +guess nobody's got a better right to holler for silence. But--say, you +sure delivered the goods, old boy! You musta read about it, you fellows; +about the American puncher that went over the line and rode one of +their crack bulls all round the ring, and then--" He stopped and looked +apologetically at Miguel, in whose dark eyes there flashed a warning +light. "I clean forgot," he confessed impulsively. "This meeting you +here unexpectedly, like this, has kinda got me rattled, I guess. But--I +never saw yuh before in my life," he declared emphatically. "I don't +know a darn thing about--anything that ever happened in an alley in +the city of--oh, come on, old-timer; let's talk about the weather, or +something safe!" + +After that the boys of the Flying U behaved very much as do children +who have quarreled foolishly and are trying shamefacedly to re-establish +friendly relations without the preliminary indignity of open repentance. +They avoided meeting the velvet-eyed glances of Miguel, and at the same +time they were plainly anxious to include him in their talk as if that +had been their habit from the first. A difficult situation to meet, even +with the fine aplomb of the Happy Family to ease the awkwardness. + +Later Miguel went unobtrusively down to the creek after his chaps; he +did not get them, just then, but he stood for a long time hidden behind +the willow-fringe, watching Pink and Irish feverishly combing out +certain corkscrew ringlets, and dampening their combs in the creek to +facilitate the process of straightening certain patches of rebellious +frizzes. Miguel did not laugh aloud, as Big Medicine had done. He stood +until he wearied of the sight, then lifted his shoulders in the gesture +which may mean anything, smiled and went his way. + +Not until dusk did Andy get a private word with him. When he did find +him alone, he pumped Miguel's hand up and down and afterward clutched at +the manger for support, and came near strangling. Miguel leaned beside +him and smiled to himself. + +"Good team work, old boy," Andy gasped at length, in a whisper. "Best I +ever saw in m'life, impromptu on the spot, like that. I saw you had the +makings in you, soon as I caught your eye. And the whole, blame bunch +fell for it--woo-oof!" He laid his face down again upon his folded arms +and shook in all the long length of him. + +"They had it coming," said Miguel softly, with a peculiar relish. "Two +whole weeks, and never a friendly word from one of them--oh, hell!" + +"I know--I heard it all, soon as I hit the ranch," Andy replied weakly, +standing up and wiping his eyes. "I just thought I'd learn 'em a +lesson--and the way you played up--say, my hat's off to you, all right!" + +"One learns to seize opportunities without stuttering," Miguel observed +calmly--and a queer look came into his eyes as they rested upon the face +of Andy. "And, if the chance comes, I'll do as much for you. By the way, +did you see the saddle those Arizona boys sent me? It's over here. It's +a pip-pin--almost as fine as the spurs, which I keep in the bunk-house +when they're not on my heels. And, if I didn't say so before, I'm sure +glad to meet the man that helped me through that alley. That big, fat +devil would have landed me, sure, if you hadn't--" + +"Ah--what?" Andy leaned and peered into the face of Miguel, his jaw +hanging slack. "You don't mean to tell me--it's true?" + +"True? Why, I thought you were the fellow--" Miguel faced him steadily. +His eyes were frankly puzzled. + +"I'll tell you the truth, so help me," Andy said heavily. "I don't know +a darned thing about it, only what I read in the papers. I spent the +whole winter in Colorado and Wyoming. I was just joshing the boys." + +"Oh," said Miguel. + +They stood there in the dusk and silence for a space, after which Andy +went forth into the night to meditate upon this thing. Miguel stood and +looked after him. + +"He's the real goods when it comes to lying--but there are others," he +said aloud, and smiled a peculiar smile. But for all that he felt that +he was going to like Andy very much indeed. And, since the Happy Family +had shown a disposition to make him one of themselves, he knew that he +was going to become quite as foolishly attached to the Flying U as was +even Slim, confessedly the most rabid of partisans. + +In this wise did Miguel Rapponi, then, become a member of Jim Whitmore's +Happy Family, and play his part in the events which followed his +adoption. + + + +CHAPTER III. Bad News + +Andy Green, that honest-eyed young man whom everyone loved, but whom +not a man believed save when he was indulging his love for more or less +fantastic flights of the imagination, pulled up on the brow of Flying U +coulee and stared somberly at the picture spread below him. On the porch +of the White House the hammock swung gently under the weight of the +Little Doctor, who pushed her shipper-toe mechanically against a post +support at regular intervals while she read. + +On the steps the Kid was crawling laboriously upward, only to descend +again quite as laboriously when he attained the top. One of the boys was +just emerging from the blacksmith shop; from the build of him Andy knew +it must be either Weary or Irish, though it would take a much closer +observation, and some familiarity with the two to identify the man more +exactly. In the corral were a swirl of horses and an overhanging cloud +of dust, with two or three figures discernible in the midst, and away +in the little pasture two other figures were galloping after a fleeing +dozen of horses. While he looked, old Patsy came out of the messhouse, +and went, with flapping flour-sack apron, to the woodpile. + +Peaceful it was, and home-like and contentedly prosperous; a little +world tucked away in its hills, with its own little triumphs and +defeats, its own heartaches and rejoicings; a lucky little world, +because its triumphs had been satisfying, its defeats small, its +heartaches brief, and its rejoicings untainted with harassment or guilt. +Yet Andy stared down upon it with a frown; and, when he twitched the +reins and began the descent, he sighed impatiently. + +Past the stable he rode with scarcely a glance toward Weary, who shouted +a casual "Hello" at him from the corral; through the big gate and up the +trail to the White House, and straight to the porch, where the Little +Doctor flipped a leaf of her magazine and glanced at him with a smile, +and the Kid turned his plump body upon the middle step and wrinkled his +nose in a smile of recognition, while he threw out an arm in welcome, +and made a wobbling effort to get upon his feet. + +Andy smiled at the Kid, but his smile did not reach his eyes, and faded +almost immediately. He glanced at the Little Doctor, sent his horse past +the steps and the Kid, and close to the railing, so that he could lean +and toss the mail into the Little Doctor's lap. There was a yellow +envelope among the letters, and her fingers singled it out curiously. +Andy folded his hands upon the saddle-horn and watched her frankly. + +"Must be from J. G.," guessed the Little Doctor, inserting a slim finger +under the badly sealed flap. "I've been wondering if he wasn't going +to send some word--he's been gone a week--Baby! He's right between +your horse's legs, Andy! Oh-h--baby boy, what won't you do next?" She +scattered letters and papers from her lap and flew to the rescue. "Will +he kick, Andy? You little ruffian." She held out her arms coaxingly from +the top of the steps, and her face, Andy saw when he looked at her, had +lost some of its color. + +"The horse is quiet enough," he reassured her. "But at the same time I +wouldn't hand him out as a plaything for a kid." He leaned cautiously +and peered backward. + +"Oh--did you ever see such a child! Come to mother, Baby!" Her voice was +becoming strained. + +The Kid, wrinkling his nose, and jabbering unintelligibly at her, so +that four tiny teeth showed in his pink mouth, moved farther backward, +and sat down violently under the horse's sweat-roughened belly. He +wriggled round so that he faced forward, reached out gleefully, caught +the front fetlocks, and cried "Dup!" while he pulled. The Little Doctor +turned white. + +"He's all right," soothed Andy, and, leaning with a twist of his slim +body, caught the Kid firmly by the back of his pink dress, and lifted +him clear of danger. He came up with a red face, tossed the Kid into the +eager arms of the Little Doctor, and soothed his horse with soft words +and a series of little slaps upon the neck. He was breathing unevenly, +because the Kid had really been in rather a ticklish position; but the +Little Doctor had her face hidden on the baby's neck and did not see. + +"Where's Chip?" Andy turned to ride back to the stable, glancing toward +the telegram lying on the floor of the porch; and from it his eyes went +to the young woman trying to laugh away her trembling while she scolded +adoringly her adventurous man-child. He was about to speak again, but +thought better of it, and sighed. + +"Down at the stables somewhere--I don't know, really; the boys can tell +you. Mother's baby mustn't touch the naughty horses. Naughty horses hurt +mother's baby! Make him cry!" + +Andy gave her a long look, which had in it much pity, and rode away. +He knew what was in that telegram, for the agent had told him when he +hunted him up at Rusty Brown's and gave it to him; and the horse of Andy +bore mute testimony to the speed with which he had brought it to the +ranch. Not until he had reached the coulee had he slackened his pace. +He decided, after that glance, that he would not remind her that she +had not read the telegram; instead, he thought he ought to find Chip +immediately and send him to her. + +Chip was rummaging after something in the store-house, and, when Andy +saw him there, he dismounted and stood blotting out the light from +the doorway. Chip looked up, said "Hello" carelessly, and flung an old +slicker aside that he might search beneath it. "Back early, aren't you?" +he asked, for sake of saying something. + +Andy's attitude was not as casual as he would have had it. + +"Say, maybe you better go on up to the house," he began diffidently. "I +guess your wife wants to see yuh, maybe." + +"Just as a good wife should," grinned Chip. "What's the matter? Kid fall +off the porch?" + +"N-o-o--I brought out a wire from Chicago. It's from a doctor +there--some hospital. The--Old Man got hurt. One of them cussed +automobiles knocked him down. They want you to come." + +Chip had straightened up and was hooking at Andy blankly. "If you're +just--" + +"Honest," Andy asserted, and flushed a little. "I'll go tell some one to +catch up the team--you'll want to make that 11:20, I take it." He added, +as Chip went by him hastily, "I had the agent wire for sleeper berths on +the 11:20 so--" + +"Thanks. Yes, you have the team caught up, Andy." Chip was already well +on his way to the house. + +Andy waited till he saw the Little Doctor come hurriedly to the end of +the porch overlooking the pathway, with the telegram fluttering in her +fingers, and then led his horse down through the gate and to the stable. +He yanked the saddle off, turned the tired animal into a stall, and went +on to the corral, where he leaned elbows on a warped rail and peered +through at the turmoil within. Close beside him stood Weary, with his +loop dragging behind him, waiting for a chance to throw it over the head +of a buckskin three-year-old with black mane and tail. + +"Get in here and make a hand, why don't you?" Weary bantered, his eye +on the buckskin. "Good chance to make a 'rep' for yourself, Andy. +Gawd greased that buckskin--he sure can slide out from under a rope as +easy--" + +He broke off to flip the hoop dexterously forward, had the reward of +seeing the buckskin dodge backward, so that the rope barely flicked him +on the nose, and drew in his rope disgustedly. "Come on, Andy--my hands +are up in the air; I can't land him--that's the fourth throw." + +Andy's interest in the buckskin, however, was scant. His face was sober, +his whole attitude one of extreme dejection. + +"You got the tummy-ache?" Pink inquired facetiously, moving around so +that he got a fair look at his face. + +"Naw--his girl's went back on him!" Happy Jack put in, coiling his rope +as he came up. + +"Oh, shut up!" Andy's voice was sharp with trouble. "Boys, the Old +Man's--well, he's most likely dead by this time. I brought out a +telegram--" + +"Go on!" Pink's eyes widened incredulously. "Don't you try that kind of +a load, Andy Green, or I'll just about--" + +"Oh, you fellows make me sick!" Andy took his elbows off the rail and +stood straight. "Dammit, the telegram's up at the house--go and read it +yourselves, then!" + +The three stared after him doubtfully, fear struggling with the caution +born of much experience. + +"He don't act, to me, like he was putting up a josh," Weary stated +uneasily, after a minute of silence. "Run up to the house and find out, +Cadwalloper. The Old Man--oh, good Lord!" The tan on Weary's face took a +lighter tinge. "Scoot--it won't take but a minute to find out for sure. +Go on, Pink." + +"So help me Josephine, I'll kill that same Andy Green if he's lied about +it," Pink declared, while he climbed the fence. + +In three minutes he was back, and before he had said a word, his face +confirmed the bad news. Their eyes besought him for details, and he +gave them jerkily. "Automobile run over him. He ain't dead, but they +think--Chip and the Little Doctor are going to catch the night train. +You go haze in the team, Happy. And give 'em a feed of oats, Chip said." + +Irish and Big Medicine, seeing the three standing soberly together +there, and sensing something unusual, came up and heard the news in +stunned silence. Andy, forgetting his pique at their first disbelief, +came forlornly back and stood with them. + +The Old Man--the thing could not be true! To every man of them his +presence, conjured by the impending tragedy, was almost a palpable +thing. His stocky figure seemed almost to stand in their midst; +he looked at them with his whimsical eyes, which had the radiating +crows-feet of age, humor and habitual squinting against sun and wind; +the bald spot on his head, the wrinkling shirt-collar that seldom knew +a tie, the carpet slippers which were his favorite footgear because they +were kind to his bunions, his husky voice, good-naturedly complaining, +were poignantly real to them at that moment. Then Irish mentally +pictured him lying maimed, dying, perhaps, in a far-off hospital among +strangers, and swore. + +"If he's got to die, it oughta be here, where folks know him and--where +he knows--" Irish was not accustomed to giving voice to his deeper +feelings, and he blundered awkwardly over it. + +"I never did go much on them darned hospitals, anyway," Weary observed +gloomily. "He oughta be home, where folks can look after him. Mam-ma! It +sure is a fright." + +"I betche Chip and the Little Doctor won't get there in time," Happy +Jack predicted, with his usual pessimism. "The Old Man's gittin' old--" + +"He ain't but fifty-two; yuh call that old, consarn yuh? He's younger +right now than you'll be when you're forty." + +"Countess is going along, too, so she can ride herd on the Kid," Pink +informed then. "I heard the Little Doctor tell her to pack up, and +'never mind if she did have sponge all set!' Countess seemed to think +her bread was a darned sight more important than the Old Man. That's the +way with women. They'll pass up--" + +"Well, by golly, I like to see a woman take some interest in her own +affairs," Slim defended. "What they packin' up for, and where they +goin'?" Slim had just ridden up to the group in time to overhear Pink's +criticism. + +They told him the news, and Slim swallowed twice, said "By golly!" quite +huskily, and then rode slowly away with his head bowed. He had worked +for the Flying U when it was strictly a bachelor outfit, and with the +tenacity of slow minds he held J. G. Whitmore, his beloved "Old Man," +as but a degree lower than that mysterious power which made the sun to +shine--and, if the truth were known, he had accepted him as being quite +as eternal. His loyalty adjusted everything to the interests of the +Flying U. That the Old Man could die--the possibility stunned him. + +They were a sorry company that gathered that night around the long table +with its mottled oil-cloth covering and benches polished to a glass-like +smoothness with their own vigorous bodies. They did not talk much about +the Old Man; indeed, they came no nearer the subject than to ask Weary +if he were going to drive the team in to Dry Lake. They did not talk +much about anything, for that matter; even the knives and forks seemed +to share the general depression of spirits, and failed to give forth the +cheerful clatter which was a daily accompaniment of meals in that room. + +Old Patsy, he who had cooked for J. G. Whitmore when the Flying U +coulee was a wilderness and the brand yet unrecorded and the irons +unmade--Patsy lumbered heavily about the room and could not find his +dish-cloth when it was squeezed tight in one great, fat hand, and +unthinkingly started to fill their coffee cups from the tea-kettle. + +"Py cosh, I vould keel der fool vot made her first von of der +automo-beels, yet!" he exclaimed unexpectedly, after a long silence, and +cast his pipe vindictively toward his bunk in one corner. + +The Happy Family looked around at him, then understandingly at one +another. + +"Same here, Patsy," Jack Bates agreed. "What they want of the damned +things when the country's full uh good horses gits me." + +"So some Yahoo with just sense enough to put goggles on to cover up +his fool face can run over folks he ain't good enough to speak to, by +cripes!" Big Medicine glared aggressively up and down the table. + +Weary got up suddenly and went out, and Slim followed him, though his +supper was half-uneaten. + +"This goin' to be hard on the Little Doctor--only brother she's got," +they heard Happy Jack point out unnecessarily; and Weary, the equable, +was guilty of slamming the door so that the whole building shook, by way +of demonstrating his dislike of speech upon the subject. + +They were a sorry company who waved hands at the Little Doctor and +the Kid and the Countess, just when the afterglow of a red sunset +was merging into the vague, purple shadows of coming dusk. They stood +silent, for the most part, and let them go without the usual facetious +advice to "Be good to yourselves," and the hackneyed admonition to Chip +to keep out of jail if he could. There must have been something very +wistful in their faces, for the Little Doctor smiled bravely down upon +then from the buggy seat, and lifted up the Kid for a four-toothed smile +and an ecstatic "Bye!" accompanied by a vigorous flopping of hands, +which included then all. + +"We'll telegraph first thing, boys," the Little Doctor called back, as +the rig chucked into the pebbly creek crossing. "We'll keep you posted, +and I'll write all the particulars as soon as I can. Don't think the +worst--unless you have to. I don't." She smiled again, and waved her +hand hastily because of the Kid's contortions; and, though the smile +had tears close behind it, though her voice was tremulous in spite of +herself, the Happy Family took heart from her courage and waved their +hats gravely, and smiled back as best they could. + +"There's a lot uh cake you boys might just as well eat up," the Countess +called belatedly. "It'll all dry out, if yuh don't--and there ain't no +use wastin' it--and there's two lemon pies in the brown cupboard, and +what under the shinin' sun--" The wheels bumped violently against a +rock, and the Happy Family heard no more. + + + +CHAPTER IV. Some Hopes + +On the third day after the Happy Family decided that there should be +some word from Chicago; and, since that day was Sunday, they rode in a +body to Dry Lake after it. They had not discussed the impending tragedy +very much, but they were an exceedingly Unhappy Family, nevertheless; +and, since Flying U coulee was but a place of gloom, they were not +averse to leaving it behind them for a few hours, and riding where every +stick and stone did not remind then of the Old Man. + +In Dry Lake was a message, brief but heartening: + +"J. G. still alive. Some hopes". + +They left the station with lighter spirits after reading that; rode to +the hotel, tied their horses to the long hitching pole there and went +in. And right there the Happy Family unwittingly became cast for the +leading parts in one of those dramas of the West which never is heard +of outside the theater in which grim circumstance stages it for a single +playing--unless, indeed, the curtain rings down on a tragedy that brings +the actors before their district judge for trial. And, as so frequently +is the case, the beginning was casual to the point of triviality. + +Sary, Ellen, Marg'reet, Sybilly and Jos'phine Denson (spelled in +accordance with parental pronunciation) were swinging idly upon the +hitching pole, with the self-conscious sang froid of country children +come to town. They backed away from the Happy Family's approach, grinned +foolishly in response to their careless greeting, and tittered openly +at the resplendence of the Native Son, who was wearing his black Angora +chaps with the three white diamonds down each leg, the gay horsehair +hatband, crimson neckerchief and Mexican spurs with their immense +rowels and ornate conchos of hand-beaten silver. Sary, Ellen, Marg'reet, +Jos'phine and Sybilly were also resplendent, in their way. Their carroty +hair was tied with ribbons quite aggressively new, their freckles +shone with maternal scrubbing, and there was a hint of home-made +"crochet-lace" beneath each stiffly starched dress. + +"Hello, kids," Weary greeted them amiably, with a secret smile over the +memory of a time when they had purloined the Little Doctor's pills and +had made reluctant acquaintance with a stomach pump. "Where's the circus +going to be at?" + +"There ain't goin' to be no circus," Sybilly retorted, because she was +the forward one of the family. "We're going away; on the train. The next +one that comes along. We're going to be on it all night, too; and we'll +have to eat on it, too." + +"Well, by golly, you'll want something to eat, then!" Slim was feeling +abstractedly in his pocket for a coin, for these were the nieces of the +Countess, and therefore claimed more than a cursory interest from +Slim. "You take this up to the store and see if yuh can't swop it for +something good to eat." Because Sary was the smallest of the lot he +pressed the dollar into her shrinking, amazed palm. + +"Paw's got more money'n that," Sybilly announced proudly. "Paw's got +a million dollars. A man bought our ranch and gave him a lot of money. +We're rich now. Maybe paw'll buy us a phony-graft. He said maybe he +would. And maw's goin' to have a blue silk dress with green onto it. +And--" + +"Better haze along and buy that grub stake," Slim interrupted the family +gift for profuse speech. He had caught the boys grinning, and fancied +that they were tracing a likeness between the garrulity of Sybilly and +the fluency of her aunt, the Countess. "You don't want that train to go +off and leave yuh, by golly." + +"Wonder who bought Denson out?" Cal Emmett asked of no one in +particular, as the children went strutting off to the store to spend the +dollar which little Sary clutched so tightly it seemed as if the goddess +of liberty must surely have been imprinted upon her palm. + +When they went inside and found Denson himself pompously "setting 'em up +to the house," Cal repeated the question in a slightly different form to +the man himself. + +Denson, while he was ready to impress the beholders with his +unaccustomed affluence, became noticeably embarrassed at the inquiry, +and edged off into vague generalities. + +"I jest nacherlly had to sell when I got m' price," he told the Happy +Family in a tone that savored strongly of apology. "I like the country, +and I like m' neighbors fine. Never'd ask for better than the Flyin' U +has been t' me. I ain't got no kick comin' there. Sorry to hear the Old +Man's hurt back East. Mary was real put out at not bein' able to +see Louise 'fore she went away"--Louise being the Countess' and Mary +Denson's sister--"but soon as I sold I got oneasy like. The feller +wanted p'session right away, too, so I told Mary we might as well start +b'fore we git outa the notion. I wouldn't uh cared about sellin', maybe, +but the kids needs to be in school. They're growin' up in ign'rance +out here, and Mary's folks wants us to come back 'n' settle close handy +by--they been at us t' sell out and move fer the last five years, now, +and I told Mary--" + +Even Cal forgot, eventually, that he had asked a question which remained +unanswered; what interest he had felt at first was smothered to death +beneath that blanket of words, and he eagerly followed the boys out +and over to Rusty Brown's place, where Denson, because of an old grudge +against Rusty, might be trusted not to follow. + +"Mamma!" Weary commented amusedly, when they were crossing the street, +"that Denson bunch can sure talk the fastest and longest, and say the +least, of any outfit I ever saw." + +"Wonder who did buy him out?" Jack Bates queried. "Old ginger-whiskers +didn't pass out any facts, yuh notice. He couldn't have got much; his +land's mostly gravel and 'doby patches. He's got a water right on Flying +U creek, you know--first right, at that, seems to me--and a dandy fine +spring in that coulee. Wonder why our outfit didn't buy him out--seeing +he wanted to sell so bad?" + +"This wantin' to sell is something I never heard of b'fore," Slim said +slowly. "To hear him tell it, that ranch uh hisn was worth a dollar an +inch, by golly. I don't b'lieve he's been wantin' to sell out. If he +had, Mis' Bixby woulda said something about it. She don't know about +this here sellin' business, or she'd a said--" + +"Yeah, you can most generally bank on the Countess telling all she +knows," Cal assented with some sarcasm; at which Slim grunted and turned +sulky afterward. + +Denson and his affairs they speedily forgot for a time, in the diversion +which Rusty Brown's familiar place afforded to young men with unjaded +nerves and a zest for the primitive pleasures. Not until mid-afternoon +did it occur to them that Flying U coulee was deserted by all save old +Patsy, and that there were chores to be done, if all the creatures of +the coulee would sleep in comfort that night. Pink, therefore, withdrew +his challenge to the bunch, and laid his billiard cue down with a sigh +and the remark that all he lacked was time, to have the scalps of every +last one of them hanging from his belt. Pink was figurative in his +speech, you will understand; and also a bit vainglorious over beating +Andy Green and Big Medicine twice in succession. + +It occurred to Weary then that a word of cheer to the Old Man and +his anxious watchers might not cone amiss. Therefore the Happy Family +mounted and rode to the depot to send it, and on the way wrangled over +the wording of the message after their usual contentious manner. + +"Better tell 'em everything is fine, at this end uh the line," Cal +suggested, and was hooted at for a poet. + +"Just say," Weary began, when he was interrupted by the discordant +clamor from a trainload of sheep that had just pulled in and stopped. +"'Maa-aa, Ma-a-aaa,' darn yuh," he shouted derisively, at the peering, +plaintive faces, glimpsed between the close-set bars. "Mamma, how I do +love sheep!" Whereupon he put spurs to his horse and galloped down to +the station to rid his ears of the turbulent wave of protest from the +cars. + +Naturally it required some time to compose the telegram in a style +satisfactory to all parties. Outside, cars banged together, an engine +snorted stertorously, and suffocating puffs of coal smoke now and +then invaded the waiting-room while the Happy Family were sending that +message of cheer to Chicago. If you are curious, the final version of +their combined sentiments was not at all spectacular. It said merely: + +"Everything fine here. Take good care of the Old Man. How's the Kid +stacking up?" + +It was signed simply "The Bunch." + +"Mary's little lambs are here yet, I see," the Native Son remarked +carelessly when they went out. "Enough lambs for all the Marys in the +country. How would you like to be Mary?" + +"Not for me," Irish declared, and turned his face away from the stench +of them. + +Others there were who rode the length of the train with faces averted +and looks of disdain; cowmen, all of them, they shared the range +prejudice, and took no pains to hide it. + +The wind blew strong from the east, that day; it whistled through the +open, double-decked cars packed with gray, woolly bodies, whose voices +were ever raised in strident complaint; and the stench of them smote +the unaccustomed nostrils of the Happy Family and put them to disgusted +flight up the track and across it to where the air was clean again. + +"Honest to grandma, I'd make the poorest kind of a sheepherder," Big +Medicine bawled earnestly, when they were well away from the noise and +smell of the detested animals. "If I had to herd sheep, by cripes, do +you know what I'd do? I'd haze 'em into a coulee and turn loose with a +good rifle and plenty uh shells, and call in the coyotes to git a square +meal. That's the way I'd herd sheep. It's the only way you can shut 'em +up. They just 'baa-aa, baa-aa, baa-aa' from the time they're dropped +till somebody kills 'em off. Honest, they blat in their sleep. I've +heard 'em." + +"When you and the dogs were shooting off coyotes?" asked Andy Green +pointedly, and so precipitated dissension which lasted for ten miles. + + + +CHAPTER V. Sheep + +Slim rising first from dinner on the next day but one opened the door +of the mess-house, and stood there idly picking his teeth before he went +about his work. After a minute of listening to the boys "joshing" old +Patsy about some gooseberry pies he had baked without sugar, he turned +his face outward, threw up his head like a startled bull, and began to +sniff. + +"Say, I smell sheep, by golly!" he announced in the bellowing tone which +was his conversational voice, and sniffed again. + +"Oh, that's just a left-over in your system from the dose yuh got in +town Sunday," Weary explained soothingly. "I've smelled sheep, and +tasted sheep, and dreamed sheep, ever since." + +"No, by golly, it's sheep! It ain't no memory. I--I b'hieve I hear +'em, too, by golly." Slim stepped out away from the building and faced +suspiciously down the coulee. + +"Slim, I never suspected you of imagination before," the Native Son +drawled, and loitered out to where Slim stood still sniffing. "I wonder +if you're catching it from Andy and me. Don't you think you ought to be +vaccinated?" + +"That ain't imagination," Pink called out from within. "When anybody +claims there's sheep in Flying U coulee, that's straight loco." + +"Come on out here and smell 'em yourself, then!" Slim bawled +indignantly. "I never seen such an outfit as this is gittin' to be; you +fellers don't believe nobody, no more. We ain't all Andy Greens." + +Upon hearing this Andy pushed back his chair and strolled outside. He +clapped his hand down upon Slim's fat-cushioned shoulder and swayed him +gently. "Never mind, Slim; you can't all be famous," he comforted. "Some +day, maybe, I'll teach yuh the fine art of lying more convincingly than +the ordinary man can tell the truth. It is a fine art; it takes a genius +to put it across. Now, the only time anybody doubts my word is when I'm +sticking to the truth hike a sand burr to a dog's tail." + +From away to the west, borne on the wind which swept steadily down the +coulee, came that faint, humming sing-song, which can be made only by a +herd of a thousand or more sheep, all blatting in different keys--or +by a distant band playing monotonously upon the middle octave of their +varied instruments. + +"Slim's right, by gracious! It's sheep, sure as yuh live." Andy did not +wait for more, but started at a fast walk for the stable and his horse. +After him went the Native Son, who had not been with the Flying U long +enough to sense the magnitude of the affront, and Slim, who knew to a +nicety just what "cowmen" considered the unpardonable sin, and the rest +of the Happy Family, who were rather incredulous still. + +"Must be some fool herder just crossing the coulee, on the move +somewhere," Weary gave as a solution. "Half of 'em don't know a fence +when they see it." + +As they galloped toward the sound and the smell, they expressed freely +their opinion of sheep, the men who owned them, and the lunatics who +watched over the blatting things. They were cattlemen to the marrow +in their bones, and they gloried in their prejudice against the woolly +despoilers of the range. + +All these years had the Flying U been immune from the nuisance, save for +an occasional trespasser, who was quickly sent about his business. The +Flying U range had been kept in the main inviolate from the little, gray +vandals, which ate the grass clean to the sod, and trampled with their +sharp-pointed hoofs the very roots into lifelessness; which polluted the +water-holes and creeks until cattle and horses went thirsty rather than +drink; which, in that land of scant rainfall, devastated the range +where they fed so that a long-established prairie-dog town was not more +barren. What wonder if the men who owned cattle, and those who tended +them, hated sheep? So does the farmer dread an invasion of grasshoppers. + +A mile down the coulee they came upon the band with two herders and four +dogs keeping watch. Across the coulee and up the hillsides they spread +like a noisome gray blanket. "Maa-aa, maa-aa, maa-aa," two thousand +strong they blatted a strident medley while they hurried here and there +after sweeter bunches of grass, very much like a disturbed ant-hill. + +The herders loitered upon either slope, their dogs lying close beside +them. There was good grass in that part of the coulee; the Flying U +had saved it for the saddle horses that were to be gathered and held +temporarily at the ranch; for it would save herding, and a week in that +pasture would put a keen edge on their spirits for the hard work of the +calf roundup. A dozen or two that ranged close had already been driven +into the field and were feeding disdainfully in a corner as far away +from the sheep as the fence would permit. + +The Happy Family, riding close-grouped, stiffened in their saddles and +stared amazed at the outrage. + +"Sheepherders never did have any nerve," Irish observed after a minute. +"They keep their places fine! They'll drive their sheep right into your +dooryard and tell 'en to help themselves to anything that happens to +look good to them. Oh, they're sure modest and retiring!" + +Weary, who had charge of the outfit during Chip's absence, was making +straight for the nearest herder. Pink and Andy went with him, as a +matter of course. + +"You fellows ride up around that side, and put the run on them sheep," +Weary shouted back to the others. "We'll start the other side moving. +Make 'em travel--back where they came from." He jerked his head toward +the north. He knew, just as they all knew, that there had been no sheep +to the south, unless one counted those that ranged across the Missouri +river. + +As the three forced their horses up the steep slope, the herder, sitting +slouched upon a rock, glanced up at them dully. He had a long stick, +with which he was apathetically turning over the smaller stones within +his reach, and as apathetically killing the black bugs that scuttled out +from the moist earth beneath. He desisted from this unexciting pastime +as they drew near, and eyed them with the sullenness that comes of +long isolation when the person's nature forbids that other extreme of +babbling garrulity, for no man can live long months alone and remain +perfectly normal. Nature, that stern mistress, always exacts a penalty +from us foolish mortals who would ignore the instincts she has wisely +implanted within us for our good. + +"Maybe," Weary began mildly and without preface, "you don't know this is +private property. Get busy with your dogs, and haze these sheep back on +the bench." He waved his hand to the north. "And, when you get a good +start in that direction," he added, "yuh better keep right on going." + +The herder surveyed him morosely, but he said nothing; neither did he +rise from the rock to obey the command. The dogs sat upon their haunches +and perked their ears inquiringly, as if they understood better than did +their master that these men were not to be quite overlooked. + +"I meant to-day," Weary hinted, with the manner of one who deliberately +holds his voice quiet. + +"I never asked yuh what yuh meant," the herder mumbled, scowling. "We +got to keep 'em on water another hour, yet." He went back to turning +over the small rocks and to pursuing with his stick the bugs, as if the +whole subject were squeezed dry of interest. + +For a minute Weary stared unwinkingly down at him, uncertain whether to +resent this as pure insolence, or to condone it as imbecility. "Mamma!" +he breathed eloquently, and grinned at Andy and Pink. "This is a real +talkative cuss, and obliging, too. Come on, boys; he's too busy to +bother with a little thing like sheep." + +He led the way around to the far side of the band, the nearest sheep +scuttling away from then as they passed. "I don't suppose we could work +the combination on those dogs--what?" he considered aloud, glancing back +at them where they still sat upon their haunches and watched the strange +riders. "Say, Cadwalloper, you took a few lessons in sheepherding, a +couple of years ago, when you was stuck on that girl--remember? Whistle +'em up here and set 'en to work." + +"You go to the devil," Pink's curved hips replied amiably to his boss. +"I've got loss-uh-memory on the sheep business." + +Whereat Weary grinned and said no more about it. + +On the opposite side of the coulee, the boys seemed to be laboring +quite as fruitlessly with the other herder. They heard Big Medicine's +truculent bellow, as he leaned from the saddle and waved a fist close to +the face of the herder, but, though they rode with their eyes fixed upon +the group, they failed to see any resultant movement of dogs, sheep or +man. + +There is, at times, a certain safety in being the hopeless minority. +Though seven indignant cowpunchers surrounded him, that herder was +secure from any personal molestation--and he knew it. They were seven +against one; therefore, after making some caustic remarks, which +produced as little effect as had Weary's command upon the first man, the +seven were constrained to ride here and there along the wavering, gray +line, and, with shouts and swinging ropes, themselves drive the sheep +from the coulee. + +There was much clamor and dust and riding to and fro. There was language +which would have made the mothers of then weep, and there were faces +grown crimson from wrath. Eventually, however, the Happy Family faced +the north fence of the Flying U boundary, and saw the last woolly back +scrape under the lower wire, leaving a toll of greasy wool hanging from +the barbs. + +The herders had drawn together, and were looking on from a distance, and +the four dogs were yelping uneasily over their enforced inaction. The +Happy Family went back and rounded up the herders, and by sheer weight +of numbers forced them to the fence without laying so much as a finger +upon then. The one who had been killing black bugs gave then an ugly +look as he crawled through, but even he did not say anything. + +"Snap them wires down where they belong," Weary commanded tersely. + +The man hesitated a minute, then sullenly unhooked the barbs of the two +lower strands, so that the wires, which had thus been lifted to permit +the passing of the sheep, twanged apart and once more stretched straight +from post to post. + +"Now, just keep in mind the fact that fences are built for use. This is +a private ranch, and sheep are just about as welcome as smallpox. Haze +them stinking things as far north as they'll travel before dark, and at +daylight start 'em going again. Where's your camp, anyhow?" + +"None of your business," mumbled the bugkiller sourly. + +Weary scanned the undulating slope beyond the fence, saw no sign of a +camp, and glanced uncertainly at his fellows. "Well, it don't matter +much where it is; you see to it you don't sleep within five miles of +here, or you're liable to have bad dreams. Hit the trail, now!" + +They waited inside the fence until the retreating sheep lost their +individuality as blatting animals, ambling erratically here and there, +while they moved toward the brow of the hill, and merged into a great, +gray blotch against the faint green of the new grass--a blotch from +which rose again that vibrant, sing-song humming of many voices mingled. +Then they rode back down the coulee to their own work, taking it +for granted that the trespassing was an incident which would not be +repeated--by those particular sheep, at any rate. + +It was, therefore, with something of a shock that the Happy Family +awoke the next morning to hear Pink's melodious treble shouting in the +bunk-house at sunrise next morning: + +"'G'wa-a-y round' 'em, Shep! Seven black ones in the coulee!" Men who +know well the West are familiar with that facetious call. + +"Ah, what's the matter with yuh?" Irish raised a rumpled, brown head +from his pillow, and blinked sleepily at him. "I've been dreaming I was +a sheepherder, all night." + +"Well, you've got the swellest chance in the world to 'make every dream +cone true, dearie,'" Pink retorted. "The whole blamed coulee's full uh +sheep. I woke up a while ago and thought I just imagined I heard 'en +again; so I went out to take a look--or a smell, it was--and they're +sure enough there!" + +Weary swung one long leg out from under his blankets and reached for his +clothes. He did not say anything, but his face portended trouble for the +invaders. + +"Say!" cried Big Medicine, coming out of his bunk as if it were afire, +"I tell yuh right now then blattin' human apes wouldn't git gay around +here if I was runnin' this outfit. The way I'd have of puttin' them +sheep on the run wouldn't be slow, by cripes! I'll guarantee--" + +By then the bunk-house was buzzing with voices, and there was none to +give heed to Big Medicine s blatant boasting. Others there were who +seemed rather inclined to give Weary good advice while they pulled +on their boots and sought for their gloves and rolled early-morning +cigarettes, and otherwise prepared themselves for what Fate might have +waiting for then outside the door. + +"Are you sure they're in the coulee, Cadwalloper?" Weary asked, during a +brief lull. "They could be up on the hill--" + +"Hell, yes!" was Pink's forceful answer. "They could be on the hill, but +they ain't. Why, darn it, they're straggling into the little pasture! I +could see 'em from the stable. They--" + +"Come and eat your breakfast first, boys, anyway." Weary had his hand +upon the door-knob. "A few minutes more won't make any difference, one +way or the other." He went out and over to the mess-house to see if +Patsy had the coffee ready; for this was a good three-quarters of an +hour earlier than the Flying U outfit usually bestirred themselves on +these days of preparation for roundup and waiting for good grass. + +"I'll be darned if I'd be as calm as he is," Cal Emmett muttered while +the door was being closed. "Good thing the Old Man ain't here, now. He'd +go straight up in the air. He wouldn't wait for no breakfast." + +"I betche there'll be a killin' yet, before we're through with them +sheep," gloomed Happy Jack. "When sheepherders starts in once to be +ornery, there ain't no way uh stoppin' 'em except by killin' 'em off. +And that'll mean the pen for a lot of us fellers--" + +"Well, by golly, it won't be me," Slim declared loudly. "Yuh wouldn't +ketch me goin' t' jail for no doggone sheepherder. They oughta be a +bounty on 'en by rights." + +"Seems queer they'd be right back here this morning, after being hazed +out yesterday afternoon," said Andy Green thoughtfully. "Looks like +they're plumb anxious to build a lot of trouble for themselves." + +Patsy, thumping energetically the bottom of a tin pan, sent them +trooping to the mess-house. There it was evident that the breakfast had +been unduly hurried; there were no biscuits in sight, for one thing, +though Patsy was lumbering about the stove frying hot-cakes. They were +in too great a hurry to wait for them, however. They swallowed their +coffee hurriedly, bolted a few mouthfuls of meat and fried eggs, and let +it go at that. + +Weary looked at then with a faint smile. "I'm going to give a few of you +fellows a chance to herd sheep to-day," he announced, cooling his coffee +so that it would not actually scald his palate. "That's why I wanted +you to get some grub into you. Some of you fellows will have to take the +trail up on the hill, and meet us outside the fence, so when we chase +'em through you can make a good job of it this time. I wonder--" + +"You don't need to call out the troops for that job; one man is +enough to put the fear uh the Lord into then herders," Andy remarked +slightingly. "Once they're on the move--" + +"All right, my boy; we'll let you be the man," Weary told him promptly. +"I was going to have a bunch of you take a packadero outfit down toward +Boiler Bottom and comb the breaks along there for horses--and I sure +do hate to spend the whole day chasing sheepherders around over the +country. So we'll haze 'em through the fence again, and, seeing you feel +that way about it, I'll let you go around and keep 'em going. And, if +you locate their camp, kinda impress it on the tender, if you can round +him up, that the Flying U ain't pasturing sheep this spring. No matter +what kinda talk he puts up, you put the run on 'em till you see 'em +across One-Man coulee. Better have Patsy put you up a lunch--unless +you're fond of mutton." + +Andy twisted his mouth disgustedly. "Say, I'm going to quit handing out +any valuable advice to you, Weary," he expostulated. + +"Haw-haw-haw-w-w!" laughed Big Medicine, and slapped Andy on the +shoulder so that his face almost came in contact with his plate. +"Yuh will try to work some innercent man into sheepherdin', will yuh? +Haw-haw-haw-w! You'll come in tonight blattin'--if yuh don't stay out +on the range tryin' t' eat grass, by cripes! Andy had a little lamb that +follered him around--" + +"Better let Bud take that herdin' job, Weary," Andy suggested. "It won't +hurt him--he's blattin' already." + +"If you think you're liable to need somebody along," Weary began, +soft-heartedly relenting, "why, I guess--" + +"If I can't handle two crazy sheepherders without any help, by gracious, +I'll get me a job holdin' yarn in an old ladies' hone," Andy cut in +hastily, and got up from the table. "Being a truthful man, I can't say +I'm stuck on the job; but I'm game for it. And I'll promise you there +won't be no more sheep of that brand lickin' our doorsteps. What darned +outfit is it, anyway? I never bumped into any Dot sheep before, to my +knowledge." + +"It's a new one on me," Weary testified, heading the procession down +to the stable. "If they belonged anywhere in this part of the country, +though, they wouldn't be acting the way they are. They'd be wise to the +fact that it ain't healthy." + +Even while he spoke his eyes were fixed with cold intensity upon a +fringe of gray across the coulee below the little pasture. To the +nostrils of the outraged Happy Family was borne that indescribable aroma +which betrays the presence of sheep; that aroma which sheepmen love and +which cattlemen hate, and which a favorable wind will carry a long way. + +They slapped saddles on their horses in record time that morning, and +raced down the coulee ironically shouting commiserating sentences to +the unfortunate Andy, who rode slowly up to the mess-house for the lunch +which Patsy had waiting for him in a flour sack, and afterward climbed +the grade and loped along outside the line fence to a point opposite +the sheep and the shouting horsemen, who forced them back by weight of +numbers. + +This morning the herders were not quite so passive. The bug-killer still +scowled, but he spoke without the preliminary sulky silence of the day +before, + +"We're goin' across the coulee," he growled. "Them's orders. We range +south uh here." + +"No, you don't," Weary dissented calmly. "Not by a long shot, you don't. +You're going back where you come from--if you ask me. And you're going +quick!" + + + +CHAPTER VI. What Happened to Andy + +With the sun shining comfortably upon his back, and with a cigarette +between his lips, Andy sat upon his horse and watched in silent glee +while the irate Happy Family scurried here and there behind the band, +swinging their ropes down upon the woolly backs, and searching their +vocabularies for new and terrible epithets. Andy smiled broadly as a +colorful phrase now and then boomed across the coulee in that clear, +snappy atmosphere, which carries sounds so far. He did not expect to +do much smiling upon his own account, that day, and he was therefore +grateful for the opportunity to behold the spectacle before him. + +There was Slim, for instance, unwillingly careening down hill toward +home, because, in his zeal to slap an old ewe smartly with his rope, he +drove her unexpectedly under his horse, and so created a momentary panic +that came near standing both horse and rider upon their heads. And there +was Big Medicine whistling until he was purple, while the herder, with a +single gesture, held the dog motionless, though a dozen sheep broke +back from the band and climbed a slope so steep that Big Medicine was +compelled to go after them afoot, and turn them with stones and profane +objurgations. + +It was very funny--when one could sit at ease upon the hilltop and smoke +a cigarette while others risked apoplexy and their souls' salvation +below. By the time they panted up the last rock-strewn slope of the +bluff, and sent the vanguard of the invaders under the fence, Andy's +mood was complacent in the extreme, and his smile offensively wide. + +"Oh, you needn't look so sorry for us," drawled the Native Son, jingling +over toward him until only the fence and a few feet of space divided +them. "Here's where you get yours, amigo. I wish you a pleasant day--and +a long one!" He waved his hand in mocking adieu, touched his horse with +his silver spurs, and rode gaily away down the coulee. + +"Here, sheepherder's your outfit. Ma-aa-a-a!" jeered Big Medicine. +"You'll wisht, by cripes, you was a dozen men just like yuh before +you're through with the deal. Haw-haw-haw-w!" + +There were others who, seeing Andy's grin, had something to say upon the +subject before they left. + +Weary rode up, and looked undecidedly from Andy to the sheep, and back +again. + +"If you don't feel like tackling it single-handed, I'll send--" + +"What do yuh think I am, anyway?" Andy interrupted crisply, "a +Montgomery Ward two-for-a-quarter cowpuncher? Don't you fellows waste +any time worrying over me!" + +The herders stared at Andy curiously when he swung in behind the +tail-end of the band and kept pace with their slow moving, but they did +not speak beyond shouting an occasional command to their dogs. Neither +did Andy have anything to say, until he saw that they were swinging +steadily to the west, instead of keeping straight north, as they had +been told to do. Then he rode over to the nearest herder, who happened +to be the bug-killer. + +"You don't want to get turned around," he hinted quietly. "That's north, +over there." + +"I'm workin' fer the man that pays my wages," the fellow retorted +glumly, and waved an arm to a collie that was waiting for orders. The +dog dropped his head, and ran around the right wing of the band, with +sharp yelps and dartings here and there, turning them still more to the +west. + +Andy hesitated, decided to leave the man alone for the present, and rode +around to the other herder. + +"You swing these sheep north!" he commanded, disdaining preface or +explanation. + +"I'm workin' for the man that pays my wages," the herder made answer +stolidly, and chewed steadily upon a quid of tobacco that had stained +his lips unbecomingly. + +So they had talked the thing over--had those two herders--and were +following a premeditated plan of defiance! Andy hooked at the man a +minute. "You turn them sheep, damn you," he commanded again, and laid a +hand upon his saddle-horn suggestively. + +"You go to the devil, damn yuh," advised the herder, and cocked a wary +eye at him from under his hat-brim. Not all herders, let it be said +in passing, take unto themselves the mental attributes of their sheep; +there are those who believe that a bold front is better than weak +compliance, and who will back that belief by a very bold front indeed. + +Andy appraised him mentally, decided that he was an able-bodied man +and therefore fightable, and threw his right leg over the cantle with a +quite surprising alacrity. + +"Are you going to turn them sheep?" Andy was taking off his coat when he +made that inquiry. + +"Not for your tellin'. You keep back, young feller, or I'll sick the +dogs on yuh." He turned and whistled to the nearest one, and Andy hit +him on the ear. + +They clinched and pummeled when they could and where they could. The +dog came up, circled the gyrating forms twice, then sat down upon his +haunches at a safe distance, tilted his head sidewise and lifted his +ears interestedly. He was a wise little dog; the other dog was also +wise, and remained phlegmatically at his post, as did the bug-killer. + +"Are you going to turn them sheep?" Andy spoke breathlessly, but with +deadly significance. + +"N-yes." + +Andy took his fingers from the other's Adam's apple, his knee from the +other's diaphragm, and went over to where he had thrown down his coat, +felt in a pocket for his handkerchief, and, when he had found it, +applied it to his nose, which was bleeding profusely. + +"Fly at it, then," he advised, eyeing the other sternly over the +handkerchief. "I'd hate to ask you a third time." + +"I'd hate to have yuh," conceded the herder reluctantly. "I was sure I +c'd lick yuh, or I'd 'a' turned 'em before." He sent the dog racing down +the south line of the band. + +Andy got thoughtfully back upon his horse, and sat looking hard at the +herder. "Say, you're grade above the general run uh lamb-hickers," he +observed, after a minute. "Who are you working for, and what's your +object in throwing sheep on Flying U land? There's plenty of range to +the north." + +"I'm workin'," said the herder, "for the Dot outfit. I thought you could +read brands." + +"Don't get sassy--I've got a punch or two I haven't used yet. Who owns +these woollies?" + +"Well--Whittaker and Oleson, if yuh want to know." + +"I do." Andy was keeping pace with him around the band, which edged +off from then and the dogs. "And what makes you so crazy about Flying U +grass?" he pursued. + +"We've got to cross that coulee to git to where we're headed for; we got +a right to, and we're going to do it." The herder paused and glanced up +at Andy sourly. "We knowed you was a mean outfit; the boss told us so. +And he told us you was blank ca'tridges and we needn't back up just +'cause you raised up on your hind legs and howled a little. I've had +truck with you cowmen before. I've herded sheep in Wyoming." He walked a +few steps with his head down, considering. + +"I better go over and talk some sense into the other fellow," he said, +looking up at Andy as if all his antagonism had oozed in the fight. "You +ride along this edge, so they won't scatter--we ought to be grazin' 'em +along, by rights; only you seem to be in such an all-fired rush--" + +"You go on and tell that loco son-of-a-gun over there what he's up +against," Andy urged. "Blank cartridges--I sure do like that! If you +only knew it, high power dum-dums would be a lot closer to our brand. +Run along--I am in a kinda hurry, this morning." + +Andy, riding slowly upon the outskirts of the grazing, blatting band, +watched the two confer earnestly together a hundred yards or so +away. They seemed to be having some sort of argument; the bug-killer +gesticulated with the long stick he carried, and the sheep, while +the herders talked, scattered irresponsibly. Andy wondered what made +sheepmen so "ornery," particularly herders. He wondered why the fellow +he had thrashed was so insultingly defiant at first, and, after +the thrashing, so unresentful and communicative, and so amenable to +authority withal. He felt his nose, and decided that it was, all +things considered, a cheap victory, and yet one of which he need not be +ashamed. + +The herder cane back presently and helped drive the sheep over the edge +of the bluff which bordered Antelope coulee. The bug-killer, upon his +side, also seemed imbued with the spirit of obedience; Andy heard him +curse a collie into frenzied zeal, and smiled approvingly. + +"Now you're acting a heap more human," he observed; and the man from +Wyoming grinned ruefully by way of reply. + +Antelope coulee, at that point, was steep; too steep for riding, so that +Andy dismounted and dug his boot-heels into the soft soil, to gain a +foothold on the descent. When he was halfway down, he chanced to look +back, straight into the scowling gaze of the bug-killer, who was sliding +down behind him. + +"Thought you were hazing down the other side of 'em," Andy called back, +but the herder did not choose to answer save with another scowl. + +Andy edged his horse around an impracticable slope of shale stuff and +went on. The herder followed. When he was within twelve feet or so +of the bottom, there was a sound of pebbles knocked loose in haste, a +scrambling, and then came the impact of his body. Andy teetered, lost +his balance, and went to the bottom in one glorious slide. He landed +with the bug-killer on top--and the bug-killer failed to remove his +person as speedily as true courtesy exacted. + +Andy kicked and wriggled and tried to remember what was that +high-colored, vituperative sentence that Irish had invented over a +stubborn sheep, that he might repeat it to the bug-killer. The herder +from Wyoming ran up, caught Andy's horse, and untied Andy's rope from +the saddle. + +"Good fer you, Oscar," he praised the bug-killer. "Hang onto him while +I take a few turns." He thereupon helped force Andy's arms to his side, +and wound the rope several times rather tightly around Andy's outraged, +squirming person. + +"Oh, it ain't goin' to do yuh no good to buck 'n bawl," admonished +the tier. "I learnt this here little trick down in Wyoming. A bunch uh +punchers done it to me--and I've been just achin' all over fer a chance +to return the favor to some uh you gay boys. And," he added, with +malicious satisfaction, while he rolled Andy over and tied a perfectly +unslippable knot behind, "it gives me great pleasure to hand the dose +out to you, in p'ticular. If I was a mean man, I'd hand yuh the boot a +few times fer luck; but I'll save that up till next time." + +"You can bet your sweet life there'll be a next time," Andy promised +earnestly, with embellishments better suited to the occasion than to a +children's party. + +"Well, when it arrives I'm sure Johnny-on-the-spot. Them Wyoming +punchers beat me up after they'd got me tied. I'm tellin' yuh so you'll +see I ain't mean unless I'm drove to it. Turn him feet down hill, Oscar, +so he won't git a rush uh brains to the head and die on our hands. Now +you're goin' to mind your own business, sonny. Next time yuh set out to +herd sheep, better see the boss first and git on the job right." + +He rose to his feet, surveyed Andy with his hands on his hips, mentally +pronounced the job well done, and took a generous chew of tobacco, after +which he grinned down at the trussed one. + +"That the language uh flowers you're talkin'?" he inquired banteringly, +before he turned his attention to the horse, which he disposed of by +tying up the reins and giving it a slap on the rump. When it had trotted +fifty yards down the coulee bottom, and showed a disposition to go +farther, he whistled to his dogs, and turned again to Andy. + +"This here is just a hint to that bunch you trot with, to leave us and +our sheep alone," he said. "We don't pick no quarrels, but we're goin' +to cross our sheep wherever we dern please, to git where we want to go. +Gawd didn't make this range and hand it over to you cowmen to put in yer +pockets--I guess there's a chance fer other folks to hang on by their +eyebrows, anyway." + +Andy, lying there like a very good presentation of a giant cocoon, roped +round and round, with his arms pinned to his sides, had the doubtful +pleasure of seeing that noisome, foolish-faced band trail down Antelope +coulee and back upon the level they had just left, and of knowing to a +gloomy certainty that he could do nothing about it, except swear; and +even that palls when a man has gone over his entire repertoire three +times in rapid succession. + +Andy, therefore, when the last sheep had trotted out of sight, hearing +and smell, wriggled himself into as comfortable a position as his bonds +would permit, and took a nap. + + + +CHAPTER VII. Truth Crushed to Earth, etc. + +Andy, only half awake, tried to obey both instinct and habit and reach +up to pull his hat down over his eyes, so that the sun could not shine +upon his lids so hotly; when he discovered that he could do no more than +wiggle his fingers, he came back with a jolt to reality and tried to sit +up. It is surprising to a man to discover suddenly just how important a +part his arms play in the most simple of body movements; Andy, with his +arms pinioned tightly the whole length of them, rolled over on his face, +kicked a good deal, and rolled back again, but he did not sit up, as he +had confidently expected to do. + +He lay absolutely quiet for at least five minutes, staring up at the +brilliant blue arch above him. Then he began to speak rapidly and +earnestly; a man just close enough to hear his voice sweeping up to a +certain rhetorical climax, pausing there and commencing again with a +rhythmic fluency of intonation, might have thought that he was repeating +poetry; indeed, it sounded like some of Milton's majestic blank +verse, but it was not. Andy was engaged in a methodical, scientific, +reprehensibly soul-satisfying period of swearing. + +A curlew, soaring low, with long beak outstretched before him, and +long legs outstretched behind cast a beady eye upon him, and shrilled +"Cor-reck! Cor-reck!" in unregenerate approbation of the blasphemy. + +Andy stopped suddenly and laughed. "Glad you agree with me, old sport," +he addressed the bird whimsically, with a reaction to his normally +cheerful outlook. "Sheepherders are all those things I named over, +birdie, and some that I can't think of at present." + +He tried again, this time with a more careful realization of his +limitations, to assume an upright position; and being a persevering +young man, and one with a ready wit, he managed at length to wriggle +himself back upon the slope from which he had slid in his sleep, and, by +digging in his heels and going carefully, he did at last rise upon his +knees, and from there triumphantly to his feet. + +He had at first believed that one of the herders would, in the course +of an hour or so, return and untie him, when he hoped to be able to +retrieve, in a measure, his self-respect, which he had lost when the +first three feet of his own rope had encircled him. To be tied and +trussed by sheepherders! Andy gritted his teeth and started down the +coulee. + +He was hungry, and his lunch was tied to his saddle. He looked eagerly +down the coulee, in the faint hope of seeing his horse grazing somewhere +along its length, until the numbness of his arms and hands reminded him +that forty lunches, tied upon forty saddles at his side, would be of no +use to him in his present position. His hands he could not move from his +thighs; he could wiggle his fingers--which he did, to relieve as much +as possible that unpleasant, prickly sensation which we call a "going to +sleep" of the afflicted members. When it occurred to him that he could +not do anything with his horse if he found it, he gave up looking for it +and started for the ranch, walking awkwardly, because of his bonds, the +sun shining hotly upon his brown head, because his hat had been knocked +off in the scuffle, and he could not pick it up and put it back where it +belonged. + +Taking a straight course across the prairie, he struck Flying U coulee +at the point where the sheep had left it. On the way there he had +crossed their trail where they went through the fence farther along +the coulee than before, and therefore with a better chance of passing +undetected; especially since the Happy Family, believing that he was +forcing them steadily to the north, would not be watching for sheep. The +barbed wire barrier bothered him somewhat. He was compelled to lie down +and roll under the fence, in the most undignified manner, and, when he +was through, there was the problem of getting upon his feet again. But +he managed it somehow, and went on down the coulee, perspiring with the +heat and a bitter realization of his ignominy. What the Happy Family +would have to say when they saw him, even Andy Green's vivid imagination +declined to picture. + +He knew by the sun that it was full noon when he came in sight of the +stable and corrals, and his soul sickened at the thought of facing that +derisive bunch of punchers, with their fiendish grins and their barbed +tongues. But he was hungry, and his arms had reached the limit of +prickly sensations and were numb to his shoulders. He shook his hair +back from his beaded forehead, cast a wary glance at the silent stables, +set his jaw, and went on up the hill to the mess-house, wishing tardily +that he had waited until they were off at work again, when he might +intimidate old Patsy into keeping quiet about his predicament. + +Within the mess-house was the clatter of knives and forks plied by +hungry men, the sound of desultory talk and a savory odor of good +things to eat. The door was closed. Andy stood before it as a +guilty-conscienced child stands before its teacher; clicked his teeth +together, and, since he could not open the door, lifted his right foot +and gave it a kick to strain the hinges. + +Within were exclamations of astonishment, silence and then a heavy +tread. Patsy opened the door, gasped and stood still, his eyes popping +out like a startled rabbit. + +"Well, what's eating you?" Andy demanded querulously, and pushed past +him into the room. + +Not all of the Happy Family were there. Cal, Jack Bates, Irish and +Happy Jack had gone into the Bad Lands next to the river; but there were +enough left to make the soul of Andy quiver forebodingly, and to send +the flush of extreme humiliation to his cheeks. + +The Happy Family looked at him in stunned surprise; then they glanced at +one another in swift, wordless inquiry, grinned wisely and warily, and +went on with their dinner. At least they pretended to go on with +their dinner, while Andy glared at them with amazed reproach in his +misleadingly honest gray eyes. + +"When you've got plenty of time," he said at last in a choked tone, +"maybe one of you obliging cusses will untie this damned rope." + +"Why, sure!" Pink threw a leg over the bench and got up with cheerful +alacrity. "I'll do it now, if you say so; I didn't know but what that +was some new fad of yours, like--" + +"Fad!" Andy repeated the word like an explosion. + +"Well, by golly, Andy needn't think I'm goin' to foller that there +style," Slim stated solemnly. "I need m' rope for something else than to +tie n' clothes on with." + +"I sure do hate to see a man wear funny things just to make himself +conspicuous," Pink observed, while he fumbled at the knot, which was +intricate. Andy jerked away from him that he might face him ragefully. + +"Maybe this looks funny to you," he cried, husky with wrath. "But I +can't seem to see the joke, myself. I admit I let then herders make +a monkey of me.... They slipped up behind, going down into Antelope +coulee, and slid down the bluff onto me; and, before I could get up, +they got me tied, all right. I licked one of 'en before that, and +thought I had 'en gentled down--" + +Andy stopped short, silenced by that unexplainable sense which warns us +when our words are received with cold disbelief. + +"Mh-hm--I thought maybe you'd run up against a hostile jackrabbit, or +something," Pink purred, and went back to his place on the bench. + +"Haw-haw-haw-w-w!" came Big Medicine's tardy bellow. "That's more +reasonable than the sheepherder story, by cripes!" + +Andy looked at them much as he had stared up at the sky before he began +to swear--speechlessly, with a trembling of the muscles around his +mouth. He was quite white, considering how tanned he was, and his +forehead was shiny, with beads of perspiration standing thickly upon it. + +"Weary, I wish you'd untie this rope. I can't." He spoke still in that +peculiar, husky tone, and, when the last words were out, his teeth went +together with a snap. + +Weary glanced inquiringly across at the Native Son, who was regarding +Andy steadily, as one gazes upon a tangled rope, looking for the end +which will easiest lead to an untangling. + +Miguel's brown eyes turned languidly to meet the look. "You'd better +untie him," he advised in his soft drawl. "He may not be in the habit of +doing it--but he's telling the truth." + +"Untie me, Miguel," begged Andy, going over to him, "and let me at this +bunch." + +"I'll do it," said Weary, and rose pacifically. "I kinda believe you +myself, Andy. But you can't blame the boys none; you've fooled 'em till +they're dead shy of anything they can't see through. And, besides, it +sure does look like a plant. I'd back you single-handed against a dozen +sheepherders like then two we've been chasing around. If I hadn't felt +that way I wouldn't have sent yuh out alone with 'em." + +"Well, Andy needn't think he's goin' to stick me on that there story," +Slim declared with brutal emphasis. "I've swallered too many baits, +by golly. He's figurin' on gettin' us all out on the war-path, runnin' +around in circles, so's't he can give us the laugh. I'll bet, by golly, +he paid then herders to tie him up like that. He can't fool me!" + +"Say, Slim, I do believe your brains is commencin' to sprout!" Big +Medicine thumped him painfully upon the back by way of accenting the +compliment. "You got the idee, all right." + +Andy stood quiet while Weary unwound the rope; lifted his numbed arms +with some difficulty, and displayed to the doubters his rope-creased +wrists, and purple, swollen hands. + +"I couldn't fight a caterpiller right now," he said thickly. "Look at +them hands! Do yuh call that a josh? I've been tied up like a bed-roll +for five hours, you--" Well, never mind, he merely repeated a part of +what he had recited aloud in Antelope coulee, the only difference being +that he applied the vitriolic utterances to the Happy Family instead of +to sheepherders, and that with the second recitation he gained much in +fluency and dramatic delivery. + +It is not nice for a man to swear; to swear the way Andy did, at any +rate. But the result perhaps atoned in a measure for the wickedness, in +that the Happy Family were absolutely convinced of his sincerity, and +the feelings of Andy greatly relieved, so that, when he had for the +third time that day completely exhausted his vocabulary, he sat down and +began to eat his dinner with a keen appetite. + +"I don't suppose you know where your horse is at, by this tine," Weary +observed, as casually as possible, breaking a somewhat constrained +silence. + +"I don't--and I don't give a darn," Andy snapped back. He ate a few +mouthfuls, and added less savagely: "He wasn't in sight, as I came +along. I didn't follow the trail; I struck straight across and came down +the coulee. He may be at the gate, and he may be down toward Rogers'." + +Pink reached for a toothpick, eyeing Andy side-long; dimpled his cheeks +disarmingly, and cleared his throat. "Please don't kill me off when you +get that pie swallowed," he began pacifically. "Strange as it may seem, +I believe you, Andy. What I want to know is this: Who owns them Dots? +And what are they chasing all over the Flying U range for? It looks +plumb malicious, to me. Did you find out anything about 'en, Andy, while +you--er--while they--" His eyes twinkled and betrayed him for an arrant +pretender. (Pink was not afraid of anything on earth--least of all Andy +Green.) + +"I will kill yuh by inches, if I hear any remarks out of yuh that +ain't respectful," Andy promised, thawing to his normal tone, which was +pleasant to the ear. "I didn't find out much about 'em. The fellow I +licked told me that Whittaker and Oleson owned the sheep. He didn't +say--" + +"Well--by--golly!" Shin thrust his head forward belligerently. +"Whittaker! Well, what d'yuh think uh that!" He glared from one face +to the other, his gaze at last resting upon Weary. "Say, do yuh reckon +it's--Dunk?" + +Weary paid no heed to Slim. He leaned forward, his face turned to Andy +with that concentration of attention which means so much more than mere +exclamation. "You're sure he said Whittaker?" he asked. + +His tone and his attitude arrested Andy's cup midway to his mouth. +"Sure--Whittaker and Oleson. I never heard of the outfit--who's this +Whittaker person?" + +Weary settled back in his place and smiled, but his eyes had quite lost +their habitually sunny expression. + +"Up until four years ago," he explained evenly, "he was the Old Man's +partner. We caught him in some mighty dirty work, and--well, he sold +out to the Old Man. The old party with the hoofs and tail can't be +everywhere at once, the way I've got it sized up, so he turns some of +his business over to other folks. Dunk Whittaker's his top hand." + +"Why, by golly, he framed up a job on the Gordon boys, and railroaded +'em to the pen, just--" + +"Oh, that's the gazabo!" Andy's eyes shone with enlightenment. "I've +heard a lot about Dunk, but I didn't know his last name--" + +"Say! I'll bet they're the outfit that bought out Denson. That's why old +Denson acted so queer, maybe. Selling to a sheep outfit would make the +old devil feel kinda uneasy, talking to us--" Pink's eyes were big and +purple with excitement. "And that train-load of sheep we saw Sunday, +I'll bet is the same identical outfit." + +"Dunk Whittaker'd better not try to monkey with me, by golly!" Slim's +face was lowering. "And he'd better not monkey with the Flying U either. +I'd pump him so full uh holes he'd look like a colander, by golly!" + +Weary got up and started to the door, his face suddenly grown careworn. +"Slim, you and Miguel better go and hunt up Andy's horse," he said with +a hint of abstraction in his tone, as though his mind was busy with more +important things. "Maybe Andy'll feel able to help you set those posts, +Bud--and you'd better go along the upper end of the little pasture with +the wire stretchers and tighten her up; the top wire is pretty loose, I +noticed this morning." His fingers fumbled with the door-knob. + +"Want me to do anything?" Pink asked quizzically just behind him. "I +thought sure we'd go and remonstrate with then gay--" + +Weary interrupted him. "The herders can wait--and, anyway, I've kinda +got an idea Andy wants to hand out his own brand of poison to that +bunch. You and I will take a ride over to Denson's and see what's going +on over there. Mamma!" he added fervently, under his breath, "I sure do +wish Chip and the Old Man were here!" + + + +CHAPTER VIII. The Dot Outfit + +Before he laid him down to sleep, that night, Weary had repeated to +himself many times and fervently that wish for old J. G. Whitmore and +the stout staff upon which he was beginning more and more to lean, his +brother-in-law, Chip Bennett. As matters stood, Weary could not even +bring himself to let then know anything about his trouble--and that the +thing was beginning to assume the form and shape and general malevolent +attributes of Trouble, Weary was forced to admit to himself. + +Just at present an unthinking, unobserving person might pass over +this sheep outfit as a mere unsavory incident; but Weary was neither +unobserving nor unthinking--nor, for the matter of that, were the +rest of the Happy Family. It needed no Happy Jack, with his foreboding +nature, to point out the unpleasant possibilities that night when the +committee of two made their informal report at the supper table. + +They had ridden to Denson coulee, which was in reality a meandering +branch of Flying U coulee itself. To reach it one rode out of Flying +U coulee and over a wide hill, and down again to Denson's. But the +creek--Flying U creek--followed the devious turnings from Denson coulee +down to the Flying U. A long mile of Flying U coulee J. G. Whitmore +owned outright. Another mile he held under no other title save a fence. +The creek flowed through it all--but that creek had its source somewhere +up near the head of Denson coulee. J. G. Whitmore had, to his regret, +been unable to claim the whole earth--or at least that portion of +it--for his own; so, when he was constrained to make a choice, he +settled himself in the wider, more fertile coulee, which he thereafter +called the Flying U. While it is good policy to locate as near as +possible to the source of those erratic little creeks which water +certain garden spots of the northern range land, it is also well to +choose land that will grow plenty of hay. J. G. Whitmore chose the hay +land, and trusted that providence would insure the water supply. Through +all these years Flying U creek had never once disappointed him. Denson, +who settled in the tributary coulee, had not made any difference in the +water supply, and his stock had consisted of thirty or forty head of +cattle and horses. + +When Denson sold, however, things might be different. And, if he had +sold to a sheepman, the change might be unpleasant If he had sold to +Dunk Whittaker--the Flying U boys faced that possibility just as they +would face any other disaster, undaunted, but grim and unsmiling. + +It was thus that Pink and Weary rode slowly down into Denson coulee. Two +miles back they had passed the band of Dot sheep, feeding leisurely +just without the Flying U fence, which was the southern boundary. The +bug-killer and the other were there, and they noted that the features +of that other bore witness to the truth of Andy's story of the fight. He +regarded them with one perfectly good eye and one which was considerably +swollen, and grinned a swollen grin. + +The two had ridden ten paces past him when Pink pulled up suddenly. "I'm +going to get off and lick that son-of-a-gun myself, just for luck," he +stated dispassionately. "I'm going to lick 'em both," he revised while +he dismounted. + +"Oh, come on, Cadwalloper," Weary dissuaded. "You'll likely have all the +excitement you need, without that." + +"Here, you hold this fool cayuse. No." He shook his head, cutting short +further protest. "You're the boss, and you don't want to mix in, and +that part is all right. But I ain't responsible--and I sure am going +to take a fall or two out of these geesers. They're a-w-l together too +stuck on themselves to suit me." Pink did not say that he was thinking +of Andy, but nevertheless a vivid recollection of that unfortunate young +man's rope-creased wrists and swollen hands sent him toward the herder +with long, eager strides. + +Pink was not tall, and he was slight and boyish of build; also, his +cherubic face, topped by tawny curls and lighted by eyes as deeply blue +and as innocent as a baby's, probably deceived that herder, just as +they had deceived many another. For Pink was a good deal like a stick +of dynamite wrapped in white tissue paper and tied with blue ribbon; +and Weary was not at all uneasy over the outcome, as he watched Pink go +clanking back, though he loved him well. + +Pink did not waste any time or words on the preliminaries. With a +delightful frankness of purpose he pulled off his coat and threw it +on the ground, as he came up, sent his hat after it, and arrived fist +first. + +The herder had waited grinning, and he had shouted something to Weary +about spanking the kid if Weary didn't make him behave. Speedily he +became a very surprised herder, and a distressed one as well. + +"All right," Pink remarked, a little quick-breathed, when the herder +decided for the third time to get up. "A friend of mine worked yuh over +a little, this morning, and I just thought I'd make a better job than he +did. Your eyes didn't match. They will, now." + +The herder mumbled maledictions after him, but Pink would not even give +him the satisfaction of resenting it. + +"I'd like to have broken a knuckle against his teeth, darn him," he +observed ruefully when he was in the saddle again. "Come on, Weary. It +won't take but a minute to hand a punch or two to that bug-killer, +and then I'll feel better. They've both got it coming--come on!" This +because Weary showed a strong inclination to take the trail and keep it +to his destination. "Well, I'll go alone, then. I've got to kinda square +myself for the way I threw it into Andy; and you know blamed well, +Weary, they played it low-down on him, or they'd never have got that +rope on him. And I'm going to lick that--" + +"Mamma! You sure are a rambunctious person when you feel that way," +Weary made querulous comment; but he rode over with Pink to where the +bug-killer was standing with his long stick held in a somewhat menacing +manner, and once more he held Pink's horse for him. + +Pink was gone longer this time, and he came back with a cut lip and a +large lump on his forehead; the bug-killer had thrown a small rock with +the precision which comes of much practice--such as stoning disobedient +dogs, and the like--and, when Pink rushed at him furiously, the herder +caught him very neatly alongside the head with his stick. These little +amenities serving merely to whet Pink's appetite for battle, he stopped +long enough to thrash that particular herder very thoroughly and to his +own complete satisfaction. + +"Well, I guess I'm ready to go on now," he observed, dimpling rather +one-sidedly as he got back on his horse. + +"I thought maybe you'd want to whip the dogs, too," Weary told him +dryly; which was the nearest he came to expressing any disapproval +of the incident. Weary was a peace-loving soul, whenever peace was +compatible with self-respect; and it would never have occurred to him to +punish strange men as summarily as Pink had done. + +"I would, if the dogs were half as ornery as the men," Pink retorted. +"Say, they hang together like bull snakes and rattlers, don't they? If +they was human, they'd have helped each other out--but nothing doing! Do +you reckon a man could ride up to a couple of our bunch, and thrash one +at a time without the other fellow having something to say about it?" He +turned in the saddle and looked back. "So help me, Josephine, I've got a +good mind to go back and lick them again, for not hanging together like +they ought to." But the threat was an idle one, and they went on to +Denson's, Weary still with that anxious look in his eyes, and Pink quite +complacent over his exploit. + +In Denson coulee was an unwonted atmosphere of activity; heretofore the +place had been animated chiefly by young Densons engaged in the pursuit +of pleasure, but now a covered buggy, evidently just arrived, bore mute +witness to the new order of things. There were more horses about the +place, a covered wagon or two, three or four men working upon the +corral, and, lastly, there was one whom Weary recognized the moment he +caught sight of him. + +"Looks like a sheep outfit, all right," he said somberly. "And, if that +ain't old Dunk himself, it's the devil, and that's next thing to him." + +Dunk, they judged, had just arrived with another man whom they did not +know: a tall man with light hair that hung lank to his collar, a thin, +sharp-nosed face and a wide mouth, which stretched easily into a smile, +but which was none the pleasanter for that. When he turned inquiringly +toward them they saw that he was stoop-shouldered; though not from any +deformity, but from sheer, slouching lankness. Dunk gave them a swift, +sour look from under his eyebrows and went on. + +Weary rode straight past the lank man, whom he judged to be Oleson, and +overtook Dunk Whittaker himself. + +"Hello, Dunk," he said cheerfully, sliding over in the saddle so that a +foot hung free of the stirrup, as men who ride much have learned to do +when they stop for a chat, thereby resting while they may. "Back on the +old stamping ground, are you?" + +"Since you see me here, I suppose I am," Dunk made churlish response. + +"Do you happen to own those Dot sheep, back there on the hill?" Weary +tilted his head toward home. + +"I happen to own half of them." By then they had reached the gate and +Dunk passed through and started on to the house. + +"Oh, don't be in a rush--come on back and be sociable," Weary called +out, in the mildest of tones, twisting the reins around his saddle-horn +so that he might roll a cigarette at ease. + +Dunk remembered, perhaps, certain things he had learned when he was +J. G. Whitmore's partner, and had more or less to do with the charter +members of the Happy Family. He came back and stood by the gate, +ungraciously enough, to be sure; still, he came back. Weary smiled under +cover of lighting his cigarette. Dunk, by that reluctant compliance, +betrayed something which Weary had been rather anxious to know. + +"We've been having a little trouble with those sheep of yours," Weary +remarked between puffs. "You've got some poor excuses for humans herding +them. They drove the bunch across our coulee just exactly three times. +There ain't enough grass left in our lower field to graze a prairie +dog." He glanced back to see where Pink was, saw that he was close +behind, as was the lank man, and spoke in a tone that included them all. + +"The Flying U ain't pasturing sheep, this spring," he informed them +pleasantly. "But, seeing the grass is eat up, we'll let yuh pay for it. +Why didn't you bring them in along the trail, anyway?" + +"I didn't bring them in. I just came down from Butte to-day. I suppose +the herders brought them out where the feed was best; they did if +they're worth their wages." + +"They happened to strike some feed that was pretty expensive. And," +he smiled down at Whittaker misleadingly, "you ought to keep an eye +on those herders, or they might let you in for another grass bill. The +Flying U has got quite a lot of range, right around here, you recollect. +And we've got plenty of cattle to eat it. We don't need any help to keep +the grass down so we can ride through it." + +"Now, look here," began the lank man with that sort of persuasiveness +which can turn instantly into bluster, "all this is pure foolishness, +you know. We're here to stay. We've bought this place, and some other +land to go with it, and we expect to stay right here and make a living. +It happens that we expect to make a living off of sheep. Now, we don't +want to start in by quarreling with our neighbors, and we don't want our +neighbors to start any quarrel with us. All we want--" + +"Mamma! You're taking a fine way to make us love yuh," Weary cut in +ironically. "I know what you want. You want the same as every other meek +and lovely sheepman wants. You want it all--core, seeds and peeling. +Dunk," he said with a more impatient disgust than he was in the habit +of showing for his fellowmen, "this man's a stranger; but I should think +you'd know better than to come in here with sheep." + +"I don't know why a sheep outfit isn't exactly as good as a cow outfit, +and I don't know why they haven't as much right here. You're welcome to +what land you own, but it always seemed to me that public land is open +to the use of the public. Now, as Oleson says, we expect to raise sheep +here, and we expect your outfit to leave us alone. As far as our sheep +crossing your coulee is concerned--I don't know that they did. But, if +they did, and, if they did any damage, let J. G. do the talking about +that. I deal with the owners--not with the hired men." + +Weary, you must understand, was never a bellicose young man. But, for +all that, he leaned over and gave Dunk a slap on the jaw which must have +stung considerably--and the full reason for his violence lay four years +behind the two, when Dunk was part owner of the Flying U, and when his +sneering arrogance had been very hard to endure. + +"Are you going to swallow that--from a hired man?" Weary inquired, +after a minute during which nothing whatever occurred beyond the slow +reddening of Dunk's face. + +"I'm not going to fight, if that's what you mean," Dunk sneered. "I +decline to bring myself down to your level. One doesn't expect anything +from a jackass but a bray, you know--and one doesn't feel compelled to +bray because the jackass does." He smiled that supercilious smile which +Weary had hated of old, and which, he knew, was well used to covering +much treachery and small meannesses of various sorts. + +"As I said, if the Flying U has any claim against us, let the owner +present it in the usual way." Dunk drew down his black brows, lifted a +corner of his lip and turned his back deliberately upon them. + +Oleson let himself through the gate, which he closed somewhat hastily +behind him. "I'm sorry you fellows seem to want to make trouble," he +said, without looking up from the latch, which seemed somewhat out of +repair, like the rest of the Denson property. "That's a poor way +to start in with new neighbors." He lifted his hat with what Pink +considered insulting politeness, and followed Dunk into the house. + +Weary waited there until they had gone in and closed the door, then +turned and rode back home again, frowning thoughtfully at the trail +ahead of them all the way, and making no reply to Pink's importunings +for war. + +"I'd hate to say you've lost your nerve, Weary," Pink cried at last, in +sheer desperation. "But why the devil didn't you get down and thump the +daylights out of that black son-of-a-gun? I came pretty near walking +into him myself, only I hate to butt into another fellow's scrap. But, +if I'd known you were going to set there and let him walk off with that +sneer on his face--" + +"I can't fight a man that won't hit back," Weary protested. "You +couldn't either, Cadwalloper. You'd have done just what I did; you'd +have let him go." + +"He will hit back, all right enough," Pink retorted passionately. "He'll +do it when you ain't looking, though. He--" + +"I know it," Weary sighed. "I'm kinda sorry, now, I slapped him. He'll +hit back--but he won't hit me; he'll aim at the outfit. If the Old Man +was here, or Chip, I'd feel a whole lot easier in my mind." + +"They couldn't do anything you can't do," Pink assured him loyally, +forgetting his petulance when he saw the careworn look in Weary's +face. "All they can do is gobble all the range around here--and I guess +there's a few of us that will have a word or two to say about that." + +"What makes me sore," Weary confided, "is knowing that Dunk isn't +thinking altogether of the dollar end of it. He's tickled to death to +get a whack at the outfit. And I hate to see him get away with it; but I +guess we'll have to stand for it." + +That sentiment did not please Pink; nor, when Weary repeated it later +that evening in the bunk-house, did it please the Happy Family. The less +pleasing it was because it was perfectly true and every man of them knew +it. Beyond keeping the sheep off Flying U land, there was nothing they +could do without stepping over the line into lawlessness--and, while +they were not in any sense a meek Happy Family, they were far more +law-abiding than their conversation that night made them appear. + + + +CHAPTER IX. More Sheep + +The next week was a time of harassment for the Flying U; a week +filled to overflowing with petty irritations, traceable, directly or +indirectly, to their new neighbors, the Dot sheepmen. The band in charge +of the bug-chaser and that other unlovable man from Wyoming fed just as +close to the Flying U boundary as their guardians dared let them feed; a +great deal closer than was good for the tempers of the Happy Family, who +rode fretfully here and there upon their own business and at the same +time tried to keep an eye upon their unsavory neighbors--a proceeding as +nerve-racking as it was futile. + +The Native Son, riding home in jingling haste from Dry Lake, whither +he had hurried one afternoon in the hope of cheering news from Chicago, +reported another trainload of Dots on the wide level beyond Antelope +coulee. There were, he said, four men in charge of the band, and he +believed they carried guns, though he was not positive of that. They +were moving slowly, and he thought they would not attempt to cross +Flying U coulee before the next day; though, from the course they were +taking, he was sure they meant to cross. + +Coupled with that bit of ill-tidings, the brief note from Chip, saying +very little about the Old Man, but implying a good deal by its very +omissions, would have been enough to send the Happy Family to sleepless +beds that night if they had been the kind to endure with silent +fortitude their troubles. + +"If you fellers would back me up," brooded Big Medicine down by the +corral after supper, "I'd see to it them sheep never gits across the +coulee, by cripes! I'd send 'em so far the other way they'd git plumb +turned around and forgit they ever wanted to go south." + +"It's all Dunk's devilishness," Jack Bates declared. "He could take them +in the other way, even if the feed ain't so good along the trail. It's +most all prairie-dog towns--but that's good enough for sheep." Jack, in +his intense partisanship, spoke as if sheep were not entitled to decent +grass at any time or under any circumstances. + +"Them herders packin' guns looks to me like they're goin' to make +trouble if they kin," gloomed Happy Jack. "I betche they'll kill +somebody before they're through. When sheepmen gits mean--" + +Pink picked up his rope and started for the large corral, where a few +saddle horses had been driven in just before supper and had not yet been +turned out. + +"You fellows can stand around and chew the rag, if you want to," he said +caustically, "and wait for Weary to make a war-talk. But I'm going to +keep cases on them Dots, if I have to stand an all-night guard on 'em. I +don't blame Weary; he's looking out for the law-and-order business--and +that's all right. But I'm not in charge of the outfit. I'm going to do +as I darn please, and, if they don't like my style, they can give me my +time." + +"Good for you, Little One!" Big Medicine hurried to overtake him so +that he might slap him on the shoulder with his favorite, sledge-hammer +method of signifying his approval of a man's sentiments. "Honest to +grandma, I was just b'ginnin' to think this bunch was gitting all +streaked up with yeller. 'Course, we ain't goin' to wait for no official +orders, by cripes! I'd ruther lock Weary up in the blacksmith shop than +let him tell us to go ahead. Go awn and tell him a good, stiff lie, +Andy--just to keep him interested while us fellers make a gitaway. He +ain't in on this; we don't want him in on it." + +"What yuh goin' to do?" Happy Jack inquired suspiciously. "Yuh can't +go and monkey with them sheep, er them herders. They ain't on our land. +And, if you don't git killed, old Dunk'll fix yuh like he fixed the +Gordon boys--I know him--to a fare-you-well. It'd tickle him to death to +git something on us fellers. I betche that's what he's aiming t'do. Git +us to fightin' his outfit so's't--" + +"Oh, go off and lie down!" Andy implored him contemptuously. "We're +going to hang those herders, and drive the sheep all over a cut-back +somewhere, like Jesus done to the hogs, and then we're going over and +murder old Dunk, if he's at home, and burn the house to hide the guilty +deed. And, if the sheriff comes snooping around, asking disagreeable +questions, we'll all swear you done it. So now you know our plans; shut +your face and go on to bed. And be sure," he added witheringly, "you +pull the soogans over your head, so you won't hear the dying shriek of +our victims. We're liable to get kinda excited and torture 'em a while +before we kill 'em." + +"Aw, gwan!" gulped Happy Jack mechanically. "You make me sick! If yuh +think I'm goin' to swaller all that, you're away off! You wouldn't dast +do nothing of the kind; and, if yuh did, you'd sure have a sweet time +layin' it onto me!" + +"Oh, I don't know," drawled the Native Son, with a slow, velvet-eyed +glance, "any jury in the country would hang you on your looks, Happy. I +knew a man down in the lower part of California, who was arrested, tried +and hanged for murder. And all the evidence there was against him was +the fact that he was seen within five miles of the place on the same day +the murder was committed; and his face. They had an expert physiognomist +there, and he swore that the fellow had the face of a murderer; the poor +devil looked like a criminal--and, though he had one of the best lawyers +on the Coast, it was adios for him." + +"I s'pose you mean I got the face of a criminal!" sputtered Happy Jack. +"It ain't always the purty fellers that wins out--like you 'n' Pink. I +never seen the purty man yit that was worth the powder it'd take to +blow him up! Aw, you fellers make me sick!" He went off, muttering his +opinion of them all, and particularly of the Native Son, who smiled +while he listened. "You go awn and start something--and you'll wisht you +hadn't," they heard him croak from the big gate, and chuckled over his +wrath. + +As a matter of fact, the Happy Family, as a whole, or as individuals, +had no intention of committing any great violence that evening. Pink +wanted to see just where this new band of sheep was spending the night, +and to find out, if possible, what were the herders' intentions. Since +the boys were all restless under their worry, and, since there is a +contagious element in seeking a trouble-zone, none save Happy Jack, who +was "sore" at them, and Weary stayed behind in the coulee with old Patsy +while the others rode away up the grade and out toward Antelope coulee +beyond. + +They meant only to reconnoiter, and to warn the herders against +attempting to cross Flying U coulee; though they were not exactly +sure that they would be perfectly polite, or that they would confine +themselves rigidly to the language they were wont to employ at dances. +Andy Green, in particular, seemed rather to look forward with pleasure +to the meeting. Andy, by the way, had remained heartbrokenly passive +during that whole week, because Weary had extracted from him a promise +which Andy, mendacious though he had the name of being, felt constrained +to keep intact. Though of a truth it irked him much to think of two +sheepherders walking abroad unpunished for their outrage upon his +person. + +Weary, as he had made plain to them all, wanted to avoid trouble if it +were possible to do so. And, though they grinned together in secret +over his own affair with Dunk--which was not, in their opinion, exactly +pacific--they meant to respect his wishes as far as human nature was +able to do so. So that the Happy Family, galloping toward the red sunset +and the great, gray blot on the prairie, just where the glory of +the west tinged the grass blades with red, were not one-half as +blood-thirsty as they had proclaimed themselves to be. + +While they were yet afar off they could see two men walking slowly in +the immediate vicinity of the huddled band. A hundred yards away was +a small tent, with a couple of horses picketed near by and feeding +placidly. The men turned, gazed long at their approach, and walked to +the tent, which they entered somewhat hastily. + +"Look at 'em dodge outa sight, will you!" cried Cal Emmett, and lifted +up his voice in the yell which sometimes announced the Happy Family's +arrival in Dry Lake after a long, thirsty absence on roundup. Other +voices joined in after that first, shrill "Ow-ow-ow-eee!" of Cal's; so +that presently the whole lot of them were emitting nerve-crimping yells +and spurring their horses into a thunder of hoofbeats, as they bore down +upon the tent. Between howls they laughed, picturing to themselves four +terrified sheepherders cowering within those frail, canvas walls. + +"I'm a rambler, and a gambler, and far from my ho-o-me, And if yuh don't +like me, jest leave me alo-o-ne!" chanted Big Medicine most horribly, +and finished with a yell that almost scared himself and set his horse to +plunging wildly. + +"Come out of there, you lop-eared mutton-chewers, and let us pick the +wool outa your teeth!" shouted Andy Green, telling himself hastily +that this was not breaking his promise to Weary, and yielding to the +temptation of coming as close to the guilty persons as he might; for, +while these were not the men who had tied him and left him alone on the +prairie, they belonged to the same outfit, and there was some comfort in +giving them a few disagreeable minutes. + +Pink, in the lead, was turning to ride around the tent, still yelling, +when someone within the tent fired a rifle--and did not aim as high as +he should. The bullet zipped close over the head of Big Medicine, who +happened to be opposite the crack between the tent-flaps. The hand of +Big Medicine jerked back to his hip; but, quick as he was, the Native +Son plunged between him and the tent before he could take aim. + +"Steady, amigo," smiled Miguel. "You aren't a crazy sheepherder." + +"No, but I'm goin' to kill off one. Git outa my way!" Big Medicine was +transformed into a cold-eyed, iron-jawed fighting machine. He dug the +spurs in, meaning to ride ahead of Miguel. But Miguel's spurs also +pressed home, so that the two horses plunged as one. Big Medicine, +bellowing one solitary oath, drew his right leg from the stirrup to +dismount. Miguel reached out, caught him by the arm, and held him to the +saddle. And, though Big Medicine was a strong man, the grip held firm +and unyielding. + +"You must think of the outfit, you know," said Miguel, smiling still. +"There must be no shooting. Once that begins--" He shrugged his +shoulders with that slight, eloquent movement, which the Happy Family +had come to know so well. He was speaking to them all, as they crowded +up to the scuffle. "The man who feels the trigger-itch had better throw +his gun away," he advised coolly. "I know, boys. I've seen these things +start before. All hell can't stop you, once you begin to shoot. Put it +up, Bud, or give it to me." + +"The man don't live that can shoot at me, by cripes, and git away with +it. Not if he misses killin' me!" Big Medicine was shaking with rage; +but the Native Son saw that he hesitated, nevertheless, and laughed +outright. + +"Call him out and give him a thumping. That's good enough for a +sheepherder," he suggested as a substitute. + +Perhaps because the Native Son so seldom offered advice, and, because of +his cool courage in interfering with Big Medicine at such a time, Bud's +jaw relaxed and his pale eyes became more human in their expression. He +even permitted Miguel to remove the big, wicked Colt from his hand, +and slide it into his own pocket; whereat the Happy Family gasped with +astonishment. Not even Pink would have dreamed of attempting such a +thing. + +"Well he's got to come out and take a lickin', anyway," shouted Big +Medicine vengefully, and rode close enough to slap the canvas smartly +with his quirt. By all the gods he knew by name he called upon the +offender to come forth, while the others drew up in a rude half-circle +to await developments. Heavy silence was the reply he got. It was as +though the men within were sitting tense and watchful, like cougars +crouched for a spring, with claws unsheathed and muscles quivering. + +"You better come out," called Andy sharply, after they had waited a +decent interval. "We didn't come here hunting trouble; we want to know +where you're headed for with these sheep. The fellow that cut loose with +the gun--" + +"Aw, don't talk so purty! I'm gitting almighty tired, just setting here +lettin' m' legs hang down. Git your ropes, boys!" With one sweeping +gesture of his arm Big Medicine made plain his meaning as he rode a few +paces away, his fingers fumbling with the string that held his rope. +"I'm goin' to have a look at 'em, anyway," he grinned. "I sure do hate +to see men act so bashful." + +With his rope free and ready for action, Big Medicine shook the loop +out, glanced around, and saw that Andy, Pink and Cal Emmett were also +ready, and, with a dexterous flip, settled the noose neatly over the +iron pin that thrust up through the end of the ridge-pole in front. +Andy's loop sank neatly over it a second later, and the two wheeled and +dashed away together, with Pink and Irish duplicating their performance +at the other end of the tent. The dingy, smoke-stained canvas swayed, +toppled, as the pegs gave way, and finally lay flat upon the prairie +fifty feet from where it had stood, leaving the inmates exposed to the +cruel stare of eight unfriendly cowpunchers. Four cowering figures they +were, with guns in their hands that shook. + +"Drop them guns!" thundered Big Medicine, flipping his rope loose and +recoiling it mechanically as he plunged up to the group. + +One man obeyed. One gave a squawk of terror and permitted his gun to go +off at random before he fled toward the coulee. The other two crouched +behind their bed-rolls, set their jaws doggedly and glared defiance. + +Pink, Andy, Irish, Big Medicine and the Native Son slid off their horses +and made a rush at them. A rifle barked viciously, and Slim, sitting +prudently on his horse well in the rear, gave a yell and started for +home at a rapid pace. + +Considering the provocation the Happy Family behaved with quite +praiseworthy self-control and leniency. They did not lynch those two +herders. They did not kill them, either by bullets, knives, or beating +to death. They took away the guns, however, and they told them with +extreme bluntness what sort of men they believed them to be. They +defined accurately their position in society at large, in that +neighborhood, and stated what would be their future fate if they +persisted in acting with so little caution and common sense. + +At Andy Green's earnest behest they also wound them round and round with +ropes, before they departed, and gave them some very good advice upon +the matter of range rules and the herding of sheep, particularly of Dot +sheep. + +"You're playing big luck, if you only had sense enough to know it," Andy +pointed out to the recumbent three before they rode away. "We didn't +come over here on the warpath, and, if you hadn't got in such a darned +hurry to start something, you'd be a whole lot more comfortable right +now. We rode over to tell yuh not to start them sheep across Flying U +coulee; because, if you do, you're going to have both hands and your +hats plumb full uh trouble. It has taken some little time and fussing +to get yuh gentled down so we can talk to you, and I sure do hope yuh +remember what I'm saying." + +"Oh, we'll remember it, all right!" menaced one of the men, lifting his +head turtlewise that he might glare at the group. "And our bosses'll +remember it; you needn't worry about that none. You wait till--" + +The next man to him turned his head and muttered a sentence, and the +speaker dropped his head back upon the ground, silenced. + +"It was your own outfit started this style of rope trimming, so you +can't kick about that part of the deal," Pink informed them melodiously. +"It's liable to get to be all the rage with us. So, if you don't like +it, don't come around where we are. And say!" His dimples stood deep in +his cheeks. "You send those ropes home to-morrow, will yuh? We're liable +to need 'em." + +"By cripes!" Big Medicine bawled. "What say we haze them sheep a few +miles north, boys?" + +"Oh, I guess they'll be all right where they are," Andy protested, his +thirst for revenge assuaged at sight of those three trussed as he had +been trussed, and apparently not liking it any better than he had liked +it. "They'll be good and careful not to come around the Flying U--or I +miss my guess a mile." + +The others cast comprehensive glances at their immediate surroundings, +and decided that they had at least made their meaning plain; there +was no occasion for emphasizing their disapproval any further. They +confiscated the rifles, and they told the fellows why they did so. +They very kindly pulled a tarpaulin over the three to protect them in a +measure from the chill night that was close upon them, and they wished +them good night and pleasant dreams, and rode away home. + +On the way they met Weary and Happy Jack, galloping anxiously to the +battle scene. Slim, it appeared from Weary's rapid explanation, had +arrived at the ranch with his horse in a lather and with a four-inch +furrow in the fleshiest part of his leg, where a bullet had flicked him +in passing. The tale he told had led Weary to believe that Slim was the +sole survivor of that reckless company. + +"Mamma! I'm so glad to see you boys able to fork your horses and swear +natural, that I don't believe I can speak my little piece about staying +on your own side the fence and letting trouble do some of the hunting," +he exclaimed thankfully. "I wish you'd stayed at home and left these +blamed Dots alone. But, seeing yuh didn't, I'm tickled to death to hear +you didn't kill anybody off. I don't want the folks to come home and +find the whole bunch in the pen. It might look as if--" + +"You don't want the folks to come home and find the whole ranch sheeped +off, either, and the herders camping up in the white house, do yuh?" +Pink inquired pointedly. "I kinda think," he added dryly, "those same +herders will feel like going away around Flying U fences with their +sheep. I don't believe they'll do any cutting across." + +"I betche old Dunk'll make it interestin' fer this outfit, just the +same," Happy Jack predicted. "Tyin' up three men uh hisn, like that, and +ropin' their tent and draggin' it off, ain't things he'll pass up. He'll +have a possy out here--you see if he don't!" + +"In that case, I'll be sorry for you, Happy," purred Miguel close beside +him. "You're the only one in the outfit that looks capable of such a +vile deed." + +"Oh, Dunk won't do anything," Weary said cheerfully. "You'll have to +take those guns back, though. They might take a notion to call that +stealing!" + +"You forget," the Native Son reminded calmly, "that we left them three +good ropes in exchange." + +Whereupon the Happy Family laughed and went to offer their unsought +sympathy to Slim. + + + +CHAPTER X. The Happy Family Herd Sheep + +The boys of the Flying U had many faults in common, aside from certain +individual frailties; one of their chief weaknesses was over-confidence +in their own ability to cope with any situation which might arise, +unexpectedly or otherwise, and a belief that others felt that same +confidence in them, and that enemies were wont to sit a long time +counting the cost before venturing to offer too great an affront. Also +they believed--and made it manifest in their conversation--that they +could even bring the Old Man back to health if they only had him on +the ranch where they could get at him. They maligned the hospitals and +Chicago doctors most unjustly, and were agreed that all he needed was +to be back on the ranch where somebody could look after him right. They +asserted that, if they ever got tired of living and wanted to cash in +without using a gun or anything, they'd go to a hospital and tell the +doctors to turn loose and try to cure them of something. + +This by way of illustration; also as an explanation of their sleeping +soundly that night, instead of watching for some hostile demonstration +on the part of the Dot outfit. To a man--one never counted Happy Jack's +prophecies of disaster as being anything more than a personal deformity +of thought--they were positive in their belief that the Dot sheepherders +would be very, very careful not to provoke the Happy Family to further +manifestations of disapproval. They knew what they'd get, if they tried +any more funny business, and they'd be mighty careful where they drove +their sheep after this. + +So, with the comfortable glow of victory in their souls, they laid +them down, and, when the animated discussion of that night's adventure +flagged, as their tongues grew sleep-clogged and their eyelids drooped, +they slept in peace; save when Slim, awakened by the soreness of his +leg, grunted a malediction or two before he began snoring again. + +They rose and ate their breakfast in a fair humor with the world. One +grows accustomed to the thought of sickness, even when it strikes close +to the affections, and, with the resilience of youth and hope, life +adjusts itself to make room for the specter of fear, so that it does +not crowd unduly, but stands half-forgotten in the background of one's +thoughts. For that reason they no longer spoke soberly because of the +Old Man lying hurt unto death in Chicago. And, when they mentioned the +Dot sheep and men, they spoke as men speak of the vanquished. + +With the taste of hot biscuits and maple syrup still lingering +pleasantly against their palates, they went out and were confronted with +sheep, blatting sheep, stinking sheep, devastating sheep, Dot sheep. On +the south side of the coulee, up on the bluff, grazed the band. They fed +upon the brow of the hill opposite the ranch buildings; they squeezed +under the fence and spilled a ragged fringe of running, gray animals +down the slope. Half a mile away though the nearest of them were, the +murmur of them, the smell of them, the whole intolerable presence of +them, filled the Happy Family with an amazed loathing too deep for +words. + +Technically, that high, level stretch of land bounding Flying U coulee +on the south was open range. It belonged to the government. The soil was +not fertile enough even for the most optimistic of "dry land" farmers to +locate upon it; and this was before the dry-land farming craze had swept +the country, gathering in all public land as claims. J. G. Whitmore +had contented himself with acquiring title to the whole of the Flying +U coulee, secure in his belief that the old order of things would not +change, in his life-time, at least, and that the unwritten law of the +range land, which leaves the vicinity of a ranch to the use of the ranch +owner, would never be repealed by new customs imposed by a new class of +people. + +Legally, there was no trespassing of the Dots, beyond the two or three +hundred which had made their way through the fence. Morally, however, +and by right of custom, their offense would not be much greater if they +came on down the hill and invaded the Old Man's pet meadows, just beyond +the "little pasture." + +Ladies may read this story, so I am not going to pretend to repeat the +things they said, once they were released from dumb amazement. I should +be compelled to improvise and substitute--which would remove much of the +flavor. Let bare facts suffice, at present. + +They saddled in haste, and in haste they rode to the scene. This, they +were convinced, was the band herded by the bug-killer and the man from +Wyoming; and the nerve of those two almost excited the admiration of the +Happy Family. It did not, however, deter them from their purpose. + +Weary, to look at him, was no longer in the mood to preach patience and +a turning of the other cheek. He also made that change of heart manifest +in his speech when Pink, his eyes almost black, rode up close and +gritted at him: + +"Well, what's the orders now? Want me to go back and get the wire +nippers so we can let them poor little sheep down into the meadow? Maybe +we better ask the herders down to have some of Patsy's grub, too; I +don't believe they had time to cook much breakfast. And it wouldn't be +a bad idea to haze our own stuff clear off the range. I'm afraid Dunk's +sheep are going to fare kinda slim, if we go on letting our cattle eat +all the good grass!" Pink did not often indulge in such lengthy sarcasm, +especially toward his beloved Weary; but his exasperation toward Weary's +mild tactics had been growing apace. + +Weary's reply, I fear, will have to be omitted. It was terribly +unrefined. + +"I want you boys to spread out, around the whole bunch," was his first +printable utterance, "and haze these sheep just as far south as they +can get without taking to the river. Don't get all het up chasing 'em +yourself--make the men (Weary did not call them men; he called them +something very naughty) that's paid for it do the driving." + +"And, if they don't go," drawled the smooth voice of the Native Son, +"what shall we do, amigo? Slap them on the wrist?" + +Weary twisted in the saddle and sent him a baleful glance, which was not +at all like Weary the sunny-hearted. + +"If you can't figure that out for yourself," he snapped, "you had better +go back and wipe the dishes for Patsy; and, when that's done, you can +pull the weeds out of his radishes. Maybe he'll give you a nickel to buy +candy with, if you do it good." Before he faced to the front again his +harsh glance swept the faces of his companions. + +They were grinning, every man of them, and he knew why. To see him lose +his temper was something of an event with the Happy Family, who used +sometimes to fix the date of an incident by saying, "It was right after +that time Weary got mad, a year ago last fall," or something of the +sort. He grinned himself, shamefacedly, and told them that they were +a bunch of no-account cusses, anyway, and he'd just about as soon herd +sheep himself as to have to run with such an outfit; which swept his +anger from him and left him his usual self, with but the addition of a +purpose from which nothing could stay him. He was going to settle the +sheep question, and he was going to settle it that day. + +Only one injunction did he lay upon the Happy Family. "You fellows don't +want to get excited and go to shooting," he warned, while they were +still out of hearing of the herders. "We don't want Dunk to get anything +like that on us; savvy?" + +They "savvied," and they told him so, each after his own individual +manner. + +"I guess we ought to be able to put the run on a couple of sheepherders, +without wasting any powder," Pink said loftily, remembering his meeting +with them a few days before. + +"One thing sure--we'll make a good job of it this time," promised Irish, +and spurred after Weary, who was leading the way around the band. + +The herders watched them openly and with the manner of men who are +expecting the worst to happen. Unlike the four whose camp had been laid +low the night before, these two were unarmed, as they had been from the +first; which, in Weary's opinion, was a bit of guile upon the part of +Dunk. If trouble came--trouble which it would take a jury to settle--the +fact that the sheepmen were unarmed would tell heavily in their favor; +for, while the petty meanness of range-stealing and nagging trespass may +be harder to bear than the flourishing of a gun before one's face, it +all sounds harmless enough in the telling. + +Weary headed straight for the nearest herder, told him to put his dogs +to work rounding up the sheep, which were scattered over an area half +a mile across while they fed, and, when the herder, who was the +bug-killer, made no move to obey, Weary deliberately pulled his gun and +pointed at his head. + +"You move," he directed with grim intent, "and don't take too much time +about it, either." + +The bug-killer, an unkempt, ungainly figure, standing with his back to +the morning sun, scowled up at Weary stolidly. + +"Yuh dassent shoot," he stated sourly, and did not move. + +For answer, Weary pulled back the hammer; also he smiled as malignantly +as it was in his nature to do, and hoped in his heart that he looked +sufficiently terrifying to convince the man. So they faced each other in +a silent clash of wills. + +Big Medicine had not been saying much on the way over, which was +unusual. Now he rode forward until he was abreast of Weary, and he +grinned down at the bug-killer in a way to distract his attention from +the gun. + +"Nobody don't have to shoot, by cripes!" he bawled. "We hain't goin' to +kill yuh. We'll make yuh wisht, by cripes, we had, though, b'fore we +git through. Git to work, boys, 'n' gether up some dry grass an' sticks. +Over there in them rose-bushes you oughta find enough bresh. We'll give +him a taste uh what we was talkin' about comm' over, by cripes! I guess +he'll be willin' to drive sheep, all right, when we git through with +him. Haw-haw-haw-w-w!" He leaned forward in the saddle and ogled the +bug-killer with horrid significance. + +"Git busy with that bresh!" he yelled authoritatively, when a glance +showed him that the Happy Family was hesitating and eyeing him +uncertainly. "Git a fire goin' quick's yuh kin--I'll do the rest. Down +in Coconino county we used to have a way uh fixin' sheepherders--" + +"Aw, gwan! We don't want no torture business!" remonstrated Happy Jack +uneasily, edging away. + +"Yuh don't, hey?" Big Medicine turned in the saddle wrathfully and +glared. When he had succeeded in catching Andy Green's eye he winked, +and that young man's face kindled understandingly. "Well, now, you +hain't runnin' this here show. Honest to grandma, I've saw the time when +a little foot-warmin' done a sheepherder a whole lot uh good; and, it +looks to me, by cripes, as if this here feller needed a dose to gentle +him down. You git the fire started. That's all I want you t' do, Happy. +Some uh you boys help me rope him--like him and that other jasper over +there done to Andy. C'mon, Andy--it ain't goin' to take long!" + +"You bet your sweet life I'll come on!" exclaimed Andy, dismounting +eagerly. "Let me take your rope, Weary. Too bad we haven't got a +branding iron--" + +"Aw, we don't need no irons." Big Medicine was also on the ground by +then, and untying his rope. "Lemme git his shoes off once, and I'll show +yuh." + +The bug-killer lifted his stick, snarling like a mongrel dog when +a stranger tries to drive it out of the house; hurled the stick +hysterically, as Big Medicine, rope in hand, advanced implacably, and, +with a squawk of horror, turned suddenly and ran. After him, bellowing +terribly, lunged Big Medicine, straight through the band like a +snowplow, leaving behind them a wide, open trail. + +"Say, we kinda overplayed that bet, by gracious," Andy commented to +Weary, while he watched the chase. "That gazabo's scared silly; let's +try the other one. That torture talk works fine." + +In his enthusiasm Andy remounted and was about to lead the way to +the other herder when Big Medicine returned puffing, the bug-killer +squirming in his grasp. "Tell him what yuh want him to do, Weary," he +panted, with some difficulty holding his limp victim upright by a +greasy coat-collar. "And if he don't fall over himself doin' it, why--by +cripes--we'll take off his shoes!" + +Whereupon the bug-killer gave another howl and professed himself eager +to drive the sheep--well, what he said was that he would drive them to +that place which ladies dislike to hear mentioned, if the Happy Family +wanted him to. + +"That's all right, then. Start 'em south, and don't quit till somebody +tells you to." Weary carefully let down the hammer of his six-shooter +and shoved it thankfully into his scabbard. + +"Now, you don't want to pile it on quite so thick, next time," Irish +admonished Big Medicine, when they turned away from watching the +bug-killer set his dogs to work by gestures and a shouted word or two. +"You like to have sent this one plumb nutty." + +"I betche Bud gets us all pinched for that," grumbled Happy Jack. +"Torturing folks is purty darned serious business. You might as well +shoot 'em up decent and be done with it." + +"Haw-haw-haw-w-w!" Big Medicine ogled the group mirthfully. "Nobody +can't swear I done a thing, or said a thing. All I said definite was +that I'd take off his shoes. Any jury in the country'd know that +would be hull lot worse fer us than it would fer him, by cripes. +Haw-haw-haw-w-w!" + +"Say, that's right; yuh didn't say nothin', ner do nothin'. By golly, +that was purty slick work, all right!" Slim forgot his sore leg until he +clapped his hand enthusiastically down upon the place as comprehension +of Bud's finesse dawned upon him. He yelped, and the Happy Family +laughed unfeelingly. + +"You want to be careful and don't try to see through any jokes, Slim, +till that leg uh yours gets well," Irish bantered, and they laughed the +louder. + +All this was mere byplay; a momentary swinging of their mood to +pleasantry, because they were a temperamentally cheerful lot, and +laughter came to them easily, as it always does to youth and perfect +mental and physical health. Their brief hilarity over Slim's misfortune +did not swerve them from their purpose, nor soften the mood of them +toward their adversaries. They were unsmiling and unfriendly when they +reached the man from Wyoming; and, if they ever behaved like boys let +out of school, they did not show it then. + +The Wyoming man was wiser than his fellow. He had been given several +minutes grace in which to meditate upon the unwisdom of defiance; and he +had seen the bug-killer change abruptly from sullenness to terror, and +afterward to abject obedience. He did not know what they had said to +him, or what they had done; but he knew the bug-killer was a hard man to +stampede. And he was one man, and they were many; also he judged that, +being human, and this being the third offense of the Dot sheep under his +care, it would be extremely unsafe to trust that their indignation would +vent itself in mere words. + +Therefore, when Weary told him to get the stragglers back through the +fence and up on the level, he stopped only long enough for a good look +at their faces. After that he called his dogs and crawled through the +fence. + +It really did not require the entire Family to force those sheep south +that morning. But Weary's jaw was set, as was his heart, upon a +thorough cleaning of that particular bit of range; and, since he did +not definitely request any man to turn back, and every fellow there +was minded to see the thing to a finish, they straggled out behind the +trailing two thousand--and never had one bunch of sheep so efficient a +convoy. + +After the first few miles the way grew rough. Sheep lagged, and the +blatting increased to an uproar. Old ewes and yearlings these were +mostly, and there were few to suffer more than hunger and thirst, +perhaps. So Weary was merciless, and drove them forward without a stop +until the first jumble of hills and deep-worn gullies held them back +from easy traveling. + +But the Happy Family had not ridden those breaks for cattle, all these +years, to be hindered by rough going. Weary, when the band stopped and +huddled, blatting incessantly against a sheer wall of sandstone and +gravel, got the herders together and told them what he wanted. + +"You take 'em down that slope till you come to the second little coulee. +Don't go up the first one--that's a blind pocket. In the second coulee, +up a mile or so, there's a spring creek. You can hold 'em there on water +for half an hour. That's more than any of yuh deserve. Haze 'em down +there." + +The herders did not know it, but that second coulee was the rude gateway +to an intricate system of high ridges and winding waterways that would +later be dry as a bleached bone--the real beginning of the bad lands +which border the Missouri river for long, terrible miles. Down there, +it is possible for two men to reach places where they may converse quite +easily across a chasm, and yet be compelled to ride fifteen or twenty +miles, perhaps, in order to shake hands. Yet, even in that scrap-heap of +Nature there are ways of passing deep into the heart of the upheaval. + +The Happy Family knew those ways as they knew the most complicated +figures of the quadrilles they danced so lightfootedly with the girls of +the Bear Paw country. When they forced the sheep and their herders out +of the coulee Weary had indicated he sent Irish and Pink ahead to point +the way, and he told them to head for the Wash Bowl; which they did with +praiseworthy zeal and scant pity for the sheep. + +When at last, after a slow, heartbreaking climb up a long, bare ridge, +Pink and Irish paused upon the brow of a slope and let the trail-weary +band spill itself reluctantly down the steep slope beyond, the sun stood +high in the blue above them and their stomachs clamored for food; by +which signs they knew that it must be near noon. + +When the last sheep had passed, blatting discordantly, down the bluff, +Weary halted the sweating herders for a parting admonition. + +"We don't aim to deal you any more misery, for a while, if you stay +where you're at. You're only working for a living, like the rest of +us--but I must say I don't admire your trade none. Anyway, I'll send +some of your bunch down here with grub and beds. This is good enough +range for sheep. You keep away from the Flying U and nobody'll bother +you. Over there in them trees," he added, pointing a gloved finger +toward a little grove on the far side of the basin, "you'll find a +cabin, and water. And, farther down the river there's pretty good grass, +in the little bottoms. Now, git." + +The herders looked as if they would enjoy murdering them all, but they +did not say a word. With their dogs at heel they scrambled down +the bluff in the wake of their sheep, and the Happy Family, rolling +cigarettes while they watched them depart, told one another that this +settled that bunch; they wouldn't bed down in the Flying U door-yard +that night, anyway. + + + +CHAPTER XI. Weary Unburdens + +Hungry with the sharp, gnawing hunger of healthy stomachs accustomed +to regular and generous feeding; tired with the weariness of healthy +muscles pushed past their accustomed limit of action; and hot with the +unaccustomed heat of a blazing day shunted unaccountably into the midst +of soft spring weather, the Happy Family rode out of the embrace of +the last barren coulee and up on the wide level where the breeze swept +gratefully up from the west, and where every day brought with it a +deeper tinge of green into its grassy carpet. + +Only for this harassment of the Dot sheep, the roundup wagons would +be loaded and ready to rattle abroad over the land. Meadow larks and +curlews and little, pert-eyed ground sparrows called out to them that +roundup time was come. They passed a bunch of feeding Flying U cattle, +and flat-ribbed, bandy-legged calves galloped in brief panic to their +mothers and from the sanctuary of grass-filled paunches watched the +riders with wide, inquisitive eyes. + +"We ought to be starting out, by now," Weary observed a bit gloomily to +Andy and Pink, who rode upon either side of him. "The calf crop is going +to be good, if this weather holds on another two weeks or so. But--" he +waved his cigarette disgustedly "--that darned Dot outfit would be all +over the place, if we pulled out on roundup and left 'em the run of +things." He smoked moodily for a minute. "My religion has changed a lot +in the last few days," he observed whimsically. "My idea of hell is +a place where there ain't anything but sheep and sheepherders; and +cowpunchers have got to spend thousands uh years right in the middle of +the corrals." + +"If that's the case, I'm going to quit cussing, and say my prayers every +night," Andy Green asserted emphatically. + +"What worries me," Weary confided, obeying the impulse to talk over his +troubles with those who sympathized, "is how I'm going to keep the work +going along like it ought to, and at the same time keep them Dot sheep +outa the house. Dunk's wise, all right. He knows enough about the cow +business to know we ye got to get out on the range pretty quick, now. +And he's so mean that every day or every half day he can feed his sheep +on Flying U grass, he calls that much to the good. And he knows we won't +go to opening up any real gun-fights if we can get out of it; he counts +on our faunching around and kicking up a lot of dust, maybe--but we +won't do anything like what he'd do, in our places. He knows the Old Man +and Chip are gone, and he knows we've just naturally got to sit back and +swallow our tongues because we haven't any authority. Mamma! It comes +pretty tough, when a low-down skunk like that just banks on your doing +the square thing. He wouldn't do it, but he knows we will; and so he +takes advantage of white men and gets the best of 'em. And if we should +happen to break out and do something, he knows the herders would be the +ones to get it in the neck; and he'd wait till the dust settled, and bob +up with the sheriff--" He waved his hand again with a hopeless gesture. +"It may not look that way on the face of it," he added gloomily, "but +Dunk has got us right where he wants us. From the way they've been +letting sheep on our land, time and time again, I'd gamble he's just +trying to make us so mad we'll break out. He's got it in for the whole +outfit, from the Old Man and the Little Doctor down to Slim. If any of +us boys got into trouble, the Old Man would spend his last cent to clear +us; and Dunk knows that just as well as he knows the way from the house +to the stable. He'd see to it that it would just about take the Old +Man's last cent, too. And he's using these Dot sheep like you'd use a +red flag on a bull, to make us so crazy mad we'll kill off somebody. + +"That's why," he said to them all when he saw that they had ridden up +close that they might hear what he was saying, "I've been hollering so +loud for the meek-and-mild stunt. When I slapped him on the jaw, and he +stood there and took it, I saw his game. He had a witness to swear I hit +him and he didn't hit back. And when I saw them Dots in our field again, +I knew, just as well as if Dunk had told me, that he was kinda hoping +we'd kill a herder or two so he could cinch us good and plenty. I don't +say," he qualified with a rueful grin, "that Dunk went into the sheep +business just to get r-re-venge, as they say in shows. But if he can +make money running sheep--and he can, all right, because there's more +money in them right now than there is in cattle--and at the same time +get a good whack at the Flying U, he's the lad that will sure make a +running jump at the chance." He spat upon the burnt end of his cigarette +stub from force of the habit that fear of range fires had built, and +cast it petulantly from him; as if he would like to have been able to +throw Dunk and his sheep problem as easily out of his path. + +"So I wish you boys would hang onto yourselves when you hear a sheep +blatting under your window," he summed up his unburdening whimsically. +"As Bud said this morning, you can't hang a man for telling a +sheepherder you'll take off his shoes. And they can't send us over the +road for moving that band of sheep onto new range to-day. Last night +you all were kinda disorderly, maybe, but you didn't hurt anybody, or +destroy any property. You see what I mean. Our only show is to stop with +our toes on the right side of the dead line." + +"If Andy, here, would jest git his think-wheels greased and going good," +Big Medicine suggested loudly, "he ought to frame up something that +would put them Dots on the run permanent. I d'no, by cripes, why it is +a feller can always think uh lies and joshes by the dozens, and put 'em +over O. K. when there ain't nothing to be made out of it except hard +feelin's; and then when a deal like this here sheep deal comes up, he's +got about as many idees, by cripes, as that there line-back calf over +there. Honest to grandma, Andy makes me feel kinda faint. Only time he +did have a chanc't, he let them--" It occurred to Big Medicine at that +point that perhaps his remarks might be construed by the object of +them as being offensively personal. He turned his head and grinned +good-naturedly in Andy's direction, and refrained from finishing what he +was going to say. "I sure do like them wind-flowers scattered all +over the ground," he observed with such deliberate and ostentatious +irrelevance that the Happy Family laughed, even to Andy Green, who had +at first been inclined toward anger. + +"Everything," declared Andy in the tone of a paid instructor, "has its +proper time and place, boys; I've told you that before. For instance, I +wouldn't try to kill a skunk by talking it to death; and I wouldn't +be hopeful of putting the run on this Dunk person by telling him ghost +stories. As to ideas--I'm plumb full of them. But they're all about +grub, just right at present." + +That started Slim and Happy Jack to complaining because no one had had +sense enough to go back after some lunch before taking that long trail +south; the longer because it was a slow one, with sheep to set the pace. +And by the time they had presented their arguments against the Happy +Family's having enough brains to last them overnight, and the Happy +Family had indignantly pointed out just where the mental deficiency was +most noticeable, they were upon that last, broad stretch of "bench" land +beyond which lay Flying U coulee and Patsy and dinner; a belated dinner, +to be sure, but for that the more welcome. + +And when they reached the point where they could look away to the +very rim of the coulee, they saw sheep--sheep to the skyline, feeding +scattered and at ease, making the prairie look, in the distance, as +if it were covered with a thin growth of gray sage-brush. Four herders +moved slowly upon the outskirts, and the dogs were little, scurrying, +black dots which stopped occasionally to wait thankfully until the +master-minds again urged them to endeavor. + +The Happy Family drew up and stared in silence. + +"Do I see sheep?" Pink inquired plaintively at last. "Tell me, +somebody." + +"It's that bunch you fellows tackled last night," said Weary miserably. +"I ought to have had sense enough to leave somebody on the ranch to look +out for this." + +"They've got their nerve," stated Irish, "after the deal they got last +night. I'd have bet good money that you couldn't drag them herders +across Flying U coulee with a log chain." + +"Say, by golly, do we have to drive this here bunch anywheres before we +git anything to eat?" Slim wanted to know distressfully. + +Weary considered briefly. "No, I guess we'll pass 'em up for the +present. An hour or so won't make much difference in the long run, and +our horses are about all in, right now--" + +"So'm I, by cripes!" Big Medicine attested, grinning mirthlessly. "This +here sheep business is plumb wearin' on a man. 'Specially," he added +with a fretful note, "when you've got to handle 'em gentle. The things +I'd like to do to them Dots is all ruled outa the game, seems like. +Honest to grandma, a little gore would look better to me right now than +a Dutch picnic before the foam's all blowed off the refreshments. Lemme +kill off jest one herder, Weary?" he pleaded. "The one that took a shot +at me las' night. Purty, please!" + +"If you killed one," Weary told him glumly, "you might as well make a +clean sweep and take in the whole bunch." + +"Well, I won't charge nothin' extra fer that, either," Bud assured him +generously. "I'm willin' to throw in the other three--and the dawgs, +too, by cripes!" He goggled the Happy Family quizzically. "Nobody can't +say there's anything small about me. Why, down in the Coconino country +they used to set half a dozen greasers diggin' graves, by cripes, soon +as I started in to argy with a man. It was a safe bet they'd need three +or four, anyways, if old Bud cut loose oncet. Sheepherders? Why, they +jest natcherly couldn't keep enough on hand, securely, to run their +sheep. They used to order sheepherders like they did woolsacks, by +cripes! You could always tell when I was in the country, by the number +uh extra herders them sheep outfits always kep' in reserve. Honest to +grandma, I've knowed two or three outfits to club together and ship in +a carload at a time, when they heard I was headed their way. And so when +it comes to killin' off four, why that ain't skurcely enough to make it +worth m'while to dirty up m'gun!" + +"Aw, I betche yuh never killed a man in your life!" Happy Jack grumbled +in his characteristic tone of disparagement; but such was his respect +for Big Medicine's prowess that he took care not to speak loud enough +to be overheard by that modest gentleman, who continued with certain +fearsome details of alleged murderous exploits of his own, down in +Coconino County, Arizona. + +But as they passed the detested animals, thankful that the trail +permitted them to ride by at a distance sufficient to blur the most +unsavory details, even Big Medicine gave over his deliberate boastings +and relapsed into silence. + +He had begun his fantastic vauntings from an instinctive impulse +to leaven with humor a situation which, at the moment, could not be +bettered. Just as they had, when came the news of the Old Man's dire +plight, sought to push the tragedy of it into the background and cling +to their creed of optimism, they had avoided openly facing the sheep +complication squarely with mutual admissions of all it might mean to the +Flying U. + +Until Weary had unburdened his heart of worry on the ride home that day, +they had not said much about it, beyond a general vilification of the +sheep industry as a whole, of Dunk as the chief of the encroaching Dots, +and of the herders personally. + +But there were times when they could not well avoid thinking rather +deeply upon the subject, even if they did refuse to put their +forebodings into speech. They were not children; neither were they to +any degree lacking in intelligence. Swearing, about herders and at them, +was all very well; bluffing, threatening, pummeling even with willing +fists, tearing down tents and binding men with ropes might serve to +relieve the emotions upon occasion. But there was the grim economic +problem which faced squarely the Flying U as a "cow outfit"--the problem +of range and water; the Happy Family did not call it by name, but they +realized to the full what it meant to the Old Man to have sheep just +over his boundary line always. They realized, too, what it meant to have +the Old Man absent at this time--worse, to have him lying in a +hospital, likely to die at any moment; what it meant to have the whole +responsibility shifted to their shoulders, willing though they might be +to bear the burden; what it meant to have the general of an army gone +when the enemy was approaching in overwhelming numbers. + +Pink, when they were descending the first slope of the bluff which was +the southern rim of Flying U coulee, turned and glared vindictively back +at the wavering, gray blanket out there to the west. When he faced to +the front his face had the look it wore when he was fighting. + +"So help me, Josephine!" he gritted desperately, "we've got to clean the +range of them Dots before the Old Man comes back, or--" He snapped his +jaws shut viciously. + +Weary turned haggard eyes toward him. + +"How?" he asked simply. And Pink had no answer for him. + + + +CHAPTER XII. Two of a Kind + +Patsy, staunch old partisan that he was, placed before them much food +which he had tried his best to keep hot without burning everything to +a crisp, and while they ate with ravenous haste he told, with German +epithets and a trembling lower jaw, of his troubles that day. + +"Dem sheeps, dey coom by der leetle pasture," he lamented while he +poured coffee muddy from long boiling. "Looks like dey know so soon you +ride away, und dey cooms cheeky as you pleece, und eats der grass und +crawls under der fence and leafs der vool sthicking by der vires. I goes +out mit a club, py cosh, und der sheeps chust looks und valks by some +better place alreatty, und I throw rocks and yells till mine neck iss +sore. + +"Und' dose herders, dey sets dem by der rock and laugh till I felt like +I could kill der whole punch, by cosh! Und von yells, 'Hey, dutchy, +pring me some pie, alreatty!' Und he laughs some more pecause der sheeps +dey don't go avay; dey chust run around und eat more grass and baa-aa!" +He turned and went heavily back to the greasy range with the depleted +coffee pot, lifted the lid of a kettle and looked in upon the contents +with a purely mechanical glance; gave a perfunctory prod or two with a +long-handled fork, and came back to stand uneasily behind Weary. + +"If you poys are goin' to shtand fer dot," he began querulously, "Py +cosh I von't! Py myself I vill go and tell dot Dunk W'ittaker vot +lowdown skunk I t'ink he iss. Sheep's vool shtickin' by der fences +efferwhere on der ranch, py cosh! Dot vould sure kill der Old Man quick +if he see it. Shtinkin' off sheeps py our noses all der time, till I +can't eat no more mit der shmell of dem. Neffer pefore did I see vool on +der Flying U fences, py cosh, und sheeps baa-aain' in der coulee!" + +Never had they seen Patsy take so to heart a matter of mere business +importance. They did not say much to him; there was not much that they +could say. They ate their fill and went out disconsolately to discuss +the thing among themselves, away from Patsy's throaty complainings. They +hated it as badly as did he; with Weary's urgent plea for no violence +holding them in leash, they hated it more, if that were possible. + +The Native Son tilted his head unobtrusively stableward when he caught +Andy's eye, and as unobtrusively wandered away from the group. Andy +stopped long enough to roll and light a cigarette and then strolled +after him with apparent aimlessness, secretly curious over the summons. +He found Miguel in the stable waiting for him, and Miguel led the way, +rope in hand across the corral and into the little pasture where fed a +horse he meant to ride. He did not say anything until he had turned to +close the gate, and to make sure that they were alone and that their +departure had not carried to the Happy Family any betraying air of +significance. + +"You remember when you blew in here, a few weeks or so ago?" the Native +Son asked abruptly, a twinkle in his fathomless eyes. "You put up a good +one on the boys, that time, you remember. Bluffed them into thinking I +was a hero in disguise, and that you'd seen me pull off a big stunt of +bull-fighting and bull-dogging down in Mexico. It was a fine josh. They +believe it yet." + +Andy glanced at him perplexedly. "Yes--but when it turned out to be +true," he amended, "the josh was on me, I guess; I thought I was just +lying, when I wasn't. I've wondered a good deal about that. By +gracious, it makes a man feel funny to frame up a yarn out of his own +think-machine, and then find out he's been telling the truth all the +while. It's like a fellow handing out a twenty-four karat gold bar to a +rube by mistake, under the impression it only looks like one. Of course +they believe it! Only they don't know I just merely hit the truth by +accident." + +The Native Son smiled his slow, amused smile, that somehow never failed +to be impressive. "That's the funny part of it," he drawled. "You +didn't. I just piled another little josh on top of yours, that's all. I +never throwed a bull in my life, except with my lariat. I'd heard a +good deal about you, and--well, I thought I'd see if I could go you one +better. And you put that Mexico yarn across so smooth and easy, I just +simply couldn't resist the temptation to make you think it was all +straight goods. Sabe?" + +Andy Green did not say a word, but he looked exceedingly foolish. + +"So I think we can both safely consider ourselves top-hands when it +comes to lying," the Native Son went on shamelessly. "And if you're +willing to go in with me on it and help put Dunk on the run--" He +glanced over his shoulder, saw that Happy Jack, on horseback, was coming +out to haze in the saddle bunch, and turned to stroll back as lazily as +he had come. He continued to speak smoothly and swiftly, in a voice +that would not carry ten paces. While Andy Green, with brown head bent +attentively, listened eagerly and added a sentence or two on his own +account now and then, and smiled--which he had not been in the habit of +doing lately. + +"Say, you fellers are gittin' awful energetic, ain't yuh?--wranglin' +horses afoot!" Happy Jack bantered at the top of his voice when he +passed them by. "Better save up your strength while you kin. Weary's +goin' to set us herdin' sheep agin--and I betche there's goin' to be +something more'n herdin' on our hands before we git through." + +"I wouldn't be a bit surprised if there was," sang out Andy, as +cheerfully as if he had been invited to dance "Ladies' choice" with the +prettiest girl in the crowd. "Wonder what hole he's going to dump this +bunch into," he added to the Native Son. "By gracious, he ought to send +'em just as far north as he can drive 'em without paying duty! I'd sure +take 'em over into Canada, if it was me running the show." + +"It was a mistake," the Native Son volunteered, "for the whole bunch to +go off like we did to-day. They had those sheep up here on the hill just +for a bait. They knew we'd go straight up in the air and come down on +those two freaks herding 'em, and that gave them the chance to cross the +other bunch. I thought so all along, but I didn't like to butt in." + +"Well Weary's mad enough now to do things that will leave a dent, +anyway," Andy commented under his breath when, from the corral gate, he +got a good look at Weary's profile, which showed the set of his mouth +and chin. "See that mouth? It's hunt the top rail, and do it quick, when +old Weary straightens out his lips like that." + +Behind them, Happy Jack bellowed for an open gate and no obstructions, +and they drew hastily to one side to let the saddle horses gallop +past with a great upflinging of dust. Pink, with a quite obtrusive +facetiousness, began lustily chanting that it looked to him like a big +night to-night--with occasional, furtive glances at Weary's face; for +he, also, had been quick to read those close-pressed lips, which did not +soften in response to the ditty. Usually he laughed at Pink's drollery. + +They rode rather quietly upon the hill again, to where fed the sheep. +During the hour or so that they had been absent the sheep had not moved +appreciably; they still grazed close enough to the boundary to make +their position seem a direct insult to the Flying U, a virtual slap in +the face. And these young men who worked for the Flying U, and who made +its interests right loyally their own, were growing very, very tired +of turning the other cheek. With them, the time for profanity and for +horseplay bluffing and judicious temporizing was past. There were other +lips besides Weary's that were drawn tight and thin when they approached +that particular band of sheep. More than one pair of eyes turned +inquiringly toward him and away again when they met no answering look. + +They topped a rise of ground, and in the shallow wrinkle which had +hidden him until now they came full upon Dunk Whittaker, riding a chunky +black which stepped restlessly about while he conferred in low tones +with a couple of the herders. The Happy Family recognized them as two +of the fellows in whose safe keeping they had left their ropes the night +before. Dunk looked around quickly when the group appeared over the +little ridge, scowled, hesitated and then came straight up to them. + +"I want you rowdies to bring back those sheep you took the trouble to +drive off this morning," he began, with the even, grating voice and the +sneering lift of lip under his little, black mustache which the older +members of the Happy Family remembered--and hated--so vividly. +"I've stood just all I'm going to stand, of these typically Flying U +performances you've been indulging in so freely during the past week. +It's all very well to terrorize a neighborhood of long-haired rubes who +don't know enough to teach you your places; but interfering with another +man's property is--" + +"Interfering with another--what?" Big Medicine, his pale blue eyes +standing out more like a frog's than ever upon his face, gave his horse +a kick and lunged close that he might lean and thrust his red face near +to Dunk's. "Another what? I don't see nothin' in your saddle that looks +t'me like a man, by cripes! All I can see is a smooth-skinned, slippery +vermin I'd hate to name a snake after, that crawls around in the dark +and lets cheap rough-necks do all his dirty work. I've saw dogs sneak +up and grab a man behind, but most always they let out a growl or two +first. And even a rattler is square enough to buzz at yuh and give yuh +a chanc't to side-step him. Honest to grandma, I don't hardly know what +kinda reptyle y'are. I hate to insult any of 'em, by cripes, by namin' +yuh after 'em. But don't, for Lordy's sake, ever call yourself a man +agin!" + +Big Medicine turned his head and spat disgustedly into the grass and +looked back slightingly with other annihilating remarks close behind his +wide-apart teeth, but instead of speaking he made an unbelievably quick +motion with his hand. The blow smacked loudly upon Dunk's cheek, and so +nearly sent him out of the saddle that he grabbed for the horn to save +himself. + +"Oh, I seert yuh keepin' yer hand next yer six-gun all the while," Big +Medicine bawled. "That's one reason I say yuh ain't no man! Yuh wouldn't +dast talk up to a prairie dog if yuh wasn't all set to make a quick +draw. Yuh got your face slapped oncet before by a Flyin' U man, and yuh +had it comm'. Now you're--gittin'--it--done--right!" + +If you have ever seen an irate, proletarian mother cuffing her offspring +over an empty wood-box, you may picture perhaps the present proceeding +of Big Medicine. To many a man the thing would have been unfeasible, +after the first blow, because of the horses. But Big Medicine was very +nearly all that he claimed to be; and one of his pet vanities was his +horsemanship; he managed to keep within a fine slapping distance of +Dunk. He stopped when his hand began to sting through his glove. + +"Now you keep your hand away from that gun--that you ain't honest enough +to carry where folks can see it, but 'ye got it cached in your pocket!" +he thundered. "And go on with what you was goin' t'say. Only don't get +swell-headed enough to think you're a man, agin. You ain't." + +"I've got this to say!" Mere type cannot reproduce the malevolence of +Dunk's spluttering speech. "I've sent for the county sheriff and a dozen +deputies to arrest you, and you, and you, damn you!" He was pointing +a shaking finger at the older members of the Happy Family, whom he +recognized not gladly, but too well. "I'll have you all in Deer Lodge +before that lying, thieving, cattle-stealing Old Man of yours can lift a +finger. I'll sheep Flying U coulee to the very doors of the white house. +I'll skin the range between here and the river--and I'll have every one +of you hounds put where the dogs won't bite you!" He drew a hand across +his mouth and smiled as they say Satan himself can smile upon occasion. + +"You've done enough to send you all over the road; destroying property +and assaulting harmless men--you wait! There are other and better +ways to fight than with the fists, and I haven't forgotten any of you +fellows--there are a few more rounders among you--" + +"Hey! You apologize fer that, by cripes, er I'll kill yuh the longest +way I know. And that--" Big Medicine again laid violent hands upon Dunk, +"and that way won't feel good, now I'm tellin' yuh. Apologize, er--" + +"Say, all this don't do any good, Bud," Weary expostulated. "Let Dunk +froth at the mouth if he wants to; what we want is to get these sheep +off the range. And," he added recklessly, "so long as the sheriff is +headed for us anyway, we may as well get busy and make it worth his +while. So--" He stopped, silenced by a most amazing interruption. + +On the brow of the hill, when first they had sighted Dunk in the hollow, +something had gone wrong with Miguel's saddle so that he had stopped +behind; and, to keep him company, Andy had stopped also and waited for +him. Later, when Dunk was spluttering threats, they had galloped up to +the edge of the group and pulled their horses to a stand. Now, Miguel +rode abruptly close to Dunk as rides one with a purpose. + +He leaned and peered intently into Dunk's distorted countenance until +every man there, struck by his manner, was watching him curiously. Then +he sat back in the saddle, straightened his legs in the stirrups and +laughed. And like his smile when he would have it so, or the little +twitch of shoulders by which he could so incense a man, that laugh +brought a deeper flush to Dunk's face, reddened though it was by Big +Medicine's vigorous slapping. + +"Say, you've got nerve," drawled the Native Son, "to let a sheriff +travel toward you. I can remember when you were more timid, amigo." He +turned his head until his eyes fell upon Andy. "Say, Andy!" he called. +"Come and take a look at this hombre. You'll have to think back a few +years," he assisted laconically. + +In response, Andy rode up eagerly. Like the Native Son, he leaned and +peered into eyes that stared back defiantly, wavered, and turned away. +Andy also sat back in the saddle then, and snorted. + +"So this is the Dunk Whittaker that's been raising merry hell around +here! And talks about sending for the sheriff, huh? I've always heard +that a lot uh gall is the best disguise a man can hide under, but, by +gracious, this beats the deuce!" He turned to the astounded Happy Family +with growing excitement in his manner. + +"Boys, we don't have to worry much about this gazabo! We'll just +freeze onto him till the sheriff heaves in sight. Gee! There'll sure be +something stirring when we tell him who this Dunk person really is! +And you say he was in with the Old Man, once? Oh, Lord!" He looked +with withering contempt at Dunk; and Dunk's glance flickered again and +dropped, just as his hand dropped to the pocket of his coat. + +"No, yuh don't, by cripes!" Big Medicine's hand gripped Dunk's arm on +the instant. With his other he plucked the gun from Dunk's pocket, and +released him as he would let go of something foul which he had been +compelled to touch. + +"He'll be good, or he'll lose his dinner quick," drawled the Native +Son, drawing his own silver-mounted six-shooter and resting it upon the +saddle horn so that it pointed straight at Dunk's diaphragm. "You take +Weary off somewhere and tell him something about this deal, Andy. I'll +watch this slippery gentleman." He smiled slowly and got an answering +grin from Andy Green, who immediately rode a few rods away, with Weary +and Pink close behind. + +"Say, by golly, what's Dunk wanted fer?" Slim blurted inquisitively +after a short silence. + +"Not for riding or driving over a bridge faster than a walk Slim," +purred the Native Son, shifting his gun a trifle as Dunk moved uneasily +in the saddle. "You know the man. Look at his face--and use your +imagination, if you've got any." + + + +CHAPTER XIII. The Happy Family Learn Something + +"Well, I hope this farce is about over," Dunk sneered, with as near an +approach to his old, supercilious manner as he could command, when the +three who had ridden apart returned presently. "Perhaps, Weary, you'll +be good enough to have this fellow put up his gun, and these--" he +hesitated, after a swift glance, to apply any epithet whatever to the +Happy Family. "I have two witnesses here to swear that you have without +any excuse assaulted and maligned and threatened me, and you may +consider yourselves lucky if I do not insist--" + +"Ah, cut that out," Andy advised wearily. "I don't know how it strikes +the rest, but it sounds pretty sickening to me. Don't overlook the fact +that two of us happen to know all about you; and we know just where to +send word, to dig up a lot more identification. So bluffing ain't going +to help you out, a darned bit." + +"Miguel, you can go with Andy," Weary said with brisk decision. "Take +Dunk down to the ranch till the sheriff gets here--if it's straight +goods about Dunk sending for him. If he didn't, we can take Dunk in +to-morrow, ourselves." He turned and fixed a cold, commanding eye upon +the slack-jawed herders. "Come along, you two, and get these sheep +headed outa here." + +"Say, we'll just lock him up in the blacksmith shop, and come on back," +Andy amended the order after his own free fashion. "He couldn't get out +in a million years; not after I'm through staking him out to the anvil +with a log-chain." He smiled maliciously into Dunk's fear-yellowed +countenance, and waved him a signal to ride ahead, which Dunk did +without a word of protest while the Happy Family looked on dazedly. + +"What's it all about, Weary?" Irish asked, when the three were gone. +"What is it they've got on Dunk? Must be something pretty fierce, the +way he wilted down into the saddle." + +"You'll have to wait and ask the boys." Weary rode off to hurry the +herders on the far side of the band. + +So the Happy Family remained perforce unenlightened upon the subject and +for that they said hard things about Weary, and about Andy and Miguel as +well. They believed that they were entitled to know the truth, and they +called it a smart-aleck trick to keep the thing so almighty secret. + +There is in resentment a crisis; when that crisis is reached, and the +dam of repression gives way, the full flood does not always sweep down +upon those who have provoked the disaster. Frequently it happens that +perfectly innocent victims are made to suffer. The Happy Family had +been extremely forbearing, as has been pointed out before. They had +frequently come to the boiling point of rage and had cooled without +committing any real act of violence. But that day had held a long series +of petty annoyances; and here was a really important thing kept from +them as if they were mere outsiders. When Weary was gone, Irish asked +Pink what crime Dunk had committed in the past. And Pink shook his head +and said he didn't know. Irish mentally accused Pink of lying, and +his temper was none the better for the rebuff, as anyone can readily +understand. + +When the herders, therefore, rounded up the sheep and started them +moving south, the Happy Family speedily rebelled against that shuffling, +nibbling, desultory pace that had kept them long, weary hours in the +saddle with the other band. But it was Irish who first took measures to +accelerate that pace. + +He got down his rope and whacked the loop viciously down across the +nearest gray back. The sheep jumped, scuttled away a few paces and +returned to its nibbling progress. Irish called it names and whacked +another. + +After a few minutes he grew tired of swinging his loop and seeing it +have so fleeting an effect, and pulled his gun. He fired close to the +heels of a yearling buck that had more than once stopped to look up at +him foolishly and blat, and the buck charged ahead in a panic at the +noise and the spat of the bullet behind him. + +"Hit him agin in the same place!" yelled Big Medicine, and drew his own +gun. The Happy Family, at that high tension where they were ready for +anything, caught the infection and began shooting and yelling like crazy +men. + +The effect was not at all what they expected. Instead of adding impetus +to the band, as would have been the case if they had been driving +cattle, the result was exactly the opposite. The sheep ran--but they +ran to a common center. As the shooting went on they bunched tighter and +tighter, until it seemed as though those in the center must surely be +crushed flat. From an ambling, feeding company of animals, they become +a lumpy gray blanket, with here and there a long, vacuous face showing +idiotically upon the surface. + +The herders grinned and drew together as against a common enemy--or +as with a new joke to be discussed among themselves. The dogs wandered +helplessly about, yelped half-heartedly at the woolly mass, then sat +down upon their haunches and lolled red tongues far out over their +pointed little teeth, and tilted knowing heads at the Happy Family. + +"Look at the darned things!" wailed Pink, riding twice around the +huddle, almost ready to shed tears of pure rage and helplessness. +"Git outa that! Hi! Woopp-ee!" He fired again and again, and gave the +range-old cattle-yell; the yell which had sent many a tired herd over +many a weary mile; the yell before which had fled fat steers into the +stockyards at shipping time, and up the chutes into the cars; the yell +that had hoarsened many a cowpuncher's voice and left him with a mere +croak to curse his fate with; a yell to bring results--but it did not +start those sheep. + +The Happy Family, riding furiously round and round, fired every +cartridge they had upon their persons; they said every improper thing +they could remember or invent; they yelled until their eyes were +starting from their sockets; they glued that band of sheep so tight +together that dynamite could scarcely have pried them apart. + +And the herders, sitting apart with grimy hands clasped loosely over +hunched-up knees, looked on, and talked together in low tones, and +grinned. + +Irish glanced that way and caught them grinning; caught them pointing +derisively, with heaving shoulders. He swore a great oath and made for +them, calling aloud that he would knock those grins so far in that they +would presently find themselves smiling wrong-side-out from the back of +their heads. + +Pink, overhearing him, gave a last swat at the waggling tail of a +burrowing buck, and wheeled to overtake Irish and have a hand in +reversing the grins. Big Medicine saw them start, and came bellowing up +from the far side of the huddle like a bull challenging to combat from +across a meadow. Big Medicine did not know what it was all about, but he +scented battle, and that was sufficient. Cal Emmett and Weary, equally +ignorant of the cause, started at a lope toward the trouble center. + +It began to look as if the whole Family was about to fall upon those +herders and rend them asunder with teeth and nails; so much so that +the herders jumped up and ran like scared cottontails toward the rim of +Denson coulee, a hundred yards or so to the west. + +"Mamma! I wish we could make the sheep hit that gait and keep it," +exclaimed Weary, with the first laugh they had heard from him that day. + +While he was still laughing, there was a shot from the ridge toward +which they were running; the sharp, vicious crack of a rifle. The Happy +Family heard the whistling hum of the bullet, singing low over their +heads; quite low indeed; altogether too low to be funny. And they had +squandered all their ammunition on the prairie sod, to hurry a band of +sheep that flatly refused to hurry anywhere except under one another's +odorous, perspiring bodies. + +From the edge of the coulee the rifle spoke again. A tiny geyser of +dust, spurting up from the ground ten feet to one side of Cal Emmett, +showed them all where the bullet struck. + +"Get outa range, everybody!" yelled Weary, and set the example by +tilting his rowels against Glory's smooth hide, and heading eastward. +"I like to be accommodating, all right, but I draw the line on standing +around for a target while my neighbors practise shooting." + +The Happy Family, having no other recourse, therefore retreated in haste +toward the eastern skyline. Bullets followed them, overtook them as +the shooter raised his sights for the increasing distance, and whined +harmlessly over their heads. All save one. + + + +CHAPTER XIV. Happy Jack + +Big Medicine, Irish and Pink, racing almost abreast, heard a scream +behind them and pulled up their horses with short, stiff-legged plunges. +A brown horse overtook them; a brown horse, with Happy Jack clinging to +the saddle-horn, his body swaying far over to one side. Even as he went +hurtling past them his hold grew slack and he slumped, head foremost, to +the ground. The brown horse gave a startled leap away from him and went +on with empty stirrups flapping. + +They sprang down and lifted him to a less awkward position, and Big +Medicine pillowed the sweat-dampened, carroty head in the hollow of his +arm. Those who had been in the lead looked back startled when the brown +horse tore past them with that empty saddle; saw what had happened, +wheeled and galloped back. They dismounted and stood silently grouped +about poor, ungainly Happy Jack, lying there limp and motionless in Big +Medicine's arms. Not one of them remembered then that there was a man +with a rifle not more than two hundred yards away; or, if they did, they +quite forgot that the rifle might be dangerous to themselves. They were +thinking of Happy Jack. + +Happy Jack, butt of all their jokes and jibes; Happy the croaker, +the lugubrious forecaster of trouble; Happy Jack, the ugliest, the +stupidest, the softest-hearted man of them all. He had "betched" there +would be someone killed, over these Dot sheep; he had predicted trouble +of every conceivable kind; and they had laughed at him, swore at him, +lied to him, "joshed" him unmercifully, and kept him in a state of +chronic indignation, never dreaming that the memory of it would choke +them and strike them dumb with that horrible, dull weight in their +chests with which men suffer when a woman would find the relief of +weeping. + +"Where's he hurt?" asked Weary, in the repressed tone which only tragedy +can bring into a man's voice, and knelt beside Big Medicine. + +"I dunno--through the lungs, I guess; my sleeve's gitting soppy right +under his shoulder." Big Medicine did not bellow; his voice was as quiet +as Weary's. + +Weary looked up briefly at the circle of staring faces. "Pink, you pile +onto Glory and go wire for a doctor. Try Havre first; you may get one +up on the nine o' clock train. If you can't, get one down on the +'leven-twenty, from Great Falls. Or there's Benton--anyway, git one. If +you could catch MacPherson, do it. Try him first, and never mind a Havre +doctor unless you can't get MacPherson. I'd rather wait a couple of +hours longer, for him. I'll have a rig--no, you better get a team from +Jim. They'll be fresh, and you can put 'em through. If you kill 'em," he +added grimly, "we can pay for 'em." He had his jack-knife out, and +was already slashing carefully the shirt of Happy Jack, that he might +inspect the wound. + +Pink gave a last, wistful look at Happy Jack's face, which seemed +unfamiliar with all the color and all the expression wiped out of it +like that, and turned away. "Come and help me change saddles, Cal," +he said shortly. "Weary's stirrups are too darned long." Even with the +delay, he was mounted on Glory and galloping toward Flying U coulee +before Weary was through uncovering the wound; and that does not mean +that Weary was slow. + +The rifle cracked again, and a bullet plucked into the sod twenty feet +beyond the circle of men and horses. But no one looked up or gave any +other sign of realization that they were still the target; they were +staring, with that frowning painfully intent look men have at such +moments, at a purplish hole not much bigger than if punched by a lead +pencil, just under the point of Happy Jack's shoulder blade; and at the +blood oozing sluggishly from it in a tiny stream across the girlishly +white flesh and dripping upon Big Medicine's arm. + +"Hadn't we better get a rig to take him home with?" Irish suggested. + +Weary, exploring farther, had just disclosed a ragged wound under the +arm where the bullet had passed out; he made no immediate reply. + +"Well, he ain't got it stuck inside of 'im, anyway," Big Medicine +commented relievedly. "Don't look to me like it's so awful bad--went +through kinda anglin', and maybe missed his lungs. I've saw men shot up +before--" + +"Aw--I betche you'd--think it was bad--if you had it--" murmured Happy +Jack peevishly, lifting his eyelids heavily for a resentful glance when +they moved him a little. But even as Big Medicine grinned joyfully down +at him he went off again into mental darkness, and the grin faded into +solicitude. + +"You'd kick, by golly, if you was goin' to be hung," Slim bantered +tritely and belatedly, and gulped remorsefully when he saw that he was +"joshing" an unconscious man. + +"We better get him home. Irish, you--" Weary looked up and discovered +that Irish and jack Bates were already headed for home and a conveyance. +He gave a sigh of approval and turned his attention toward wiping the +sweat and grime from Happy's face with his handkerchief. + +"Somebody else is goin' to git hit, by golly, if we stay here," Slim +blurted suddenly, when another bullet dug up the dirt in that vicinity. + +"That gol-darned fool'll keep on till he kills somebody. I wisht I +had m' thirty-thirty here--I'd make him wisht his mother was a man, by +golly!" + +Big Medicine looked toward the coulee rim. "I ain't got a shell left," +he growled regretfully. "I wisht we'd thought to tell the boys to bring +them rifles. Say, Slim, you crawl onto your hoss and go git 'em. It +won't take more'n a minute. There'll likely be some shells in the +magazines." + +"Go on, Slim," urged Weary grimly. "We've got to do something. They +can't do a thing like this--" he glanced down at Happy Jack-- "and get +away with it." + +"I got half a box uh shells for my thirty-thirty, I'll bring that." Slim +turned to go, stopped short and stared at the coulee rim. "By golly, +they're comm' over here!" he exclaimed. + +Big Medicine glanced up, took off his hat, crumpled it for a pillow +and eased Happy Jack down upon it. He got up stiffly, wiped his fingers +mechanically upon his trouser legs, broke his gun open just to make sure +that it was indeed empty, put it back and picked up a handful of rocks. + +"Let 'em come," he said viciously. "I c'n kill every damn' one with m' +bare hands!" + + + +CHAPTER XV. Oleson + +"Say, ain't that Andy and Mig following along behind?" Cal asked after a +minute of watching the approach. "Sure, it is. Now what--" + +"They're drivin' 'em, by cripes!" Big Medicine, under the stress of the +moment, returned to his usual bellowing tone. "Who's that tall, lanky +feller in the lead? I don't call to mind ever seem him before. Them four +herders I'd know a mile off." + +"That?" Weary shaded his eyes with his hat-brim, against the slant rays +of the westering sun. "That's Oleson, Dunk's partner." + +"His mother'd be a-weepin'," Big Medicine observed bodefully, "if she +knowed what was due to happen to her son right away quick. Must be him +that done the shootin'." + +They came on steadily, the four herders and Oleson walking reluctantly +ahead, with Andy Green and the Native Son riding relentlessly in the +rear, their guns held unwaveringly in a line with the backs of their +captives. Andy was carrying a rifle, evidently taken from one of the +men--Oleson, they judged for the guilty one. Half the distance was +covered when Andy was seen to turn his head and speak briefly with the +Native Son, after which he lunged past the captives and galloped up to +the waiting group. His quick eye sought first the face of Happy Jack +in anxious questioning; then, miserably, he searched the faces of his +friends. + +"Good Lord!" he exclaimed mechanically, dismounted and bent over the +figure on the ground. For a long minute he knelt there; he laid his ear +close to Happy Jack's mouth, took off his glove and laid his hand over +Happy's heart; reached up, twitched off his neckerchief, shook out the +creases and spread it reverently over Happy Jack's face. He stood up +then and spoke slowly, his eyes fixed upon the stumbling approach of the +captives. + +"Pink told us Happy had been shot, so we rode around and come up behind +'em. It was a cinch. And--say, boys, we've got the Dots in a pocket. +They've got to eat outa our hands, now. So don't think about--our own +feelings, or about--" he stopped abruptly and let a downward glance +finish the sentence. "We've got to keep our own hands clean, and--now +don't let your fingers get the itch, Bud!" This, because of certain +manifestations of a murderous intent on the part of Big Medicine. + +"Oh, it's all right to talk, if yuh feel like talking," Big Medicine +retorted savagely. "I don't." He made a catlike spring at the foremost +man, who happened to be Oleson, and got a merciless grip with his +fingers on his throat, snarling like a predatory animal over its kill. +From behind, Andy, with Weary to help, pulled him off. + +"I didn't mean to--to kill anybody," gasped Oleson, pasty white. "I +heard a lot of shooting, and so I ran up the hill--and the herders came +running toward me, and I thought I was defending my property and men. I +had a right to defend--" + +"Defend hell!" Big Medicine writhed in the restraining grasp of those +who held him. "Look at that there! As good hearted a boy as ever turned +a cow! Never harmed a soul in 'is life. Is all your dirty, stinkin' +sheep, an' all your lousy herders, worth that boy's life? Yuh shot 'im +down like a dog--lemme go, boys." His voice was husky. "Lemme tromp the +life outa him." + +"I thought you were killing my men, or I never--I never meant to--to +kill--" Oleson, shaking till he could scarcely stand, broke down and +wept; wept pitiably, hysterically, as men of a certain fiber will weep +when black tragedy confronts them all unawares. He cowered miserably +before the Happy Family, his face hidden behind his two hands. + +"Boys, I want to say a word or two. Come over here." Andy's voice, quiet +as ever, contrasted strangely with the man's sobbing. He led them back +a few paces--Weary, Cal, Big Medicine and Slim, and spoke hurriedly. The +Native Son eyed them sidelong from his horse, but he was careful to keep +Oleson covered with his gun--and the herders too, although they were +unarmed. Once or twice he glanced at that long, ungainly figure in the +grass with the handkerchief of Andy Green hiding the face except where +a corner, fluttering in the faint breeze which came creeping out of the +west, lifted now and then and gave a glimpse of sunbrowned throat and a +quiet chin and mouth. + +"Quit that blubbering, Oleson, and listen here." Andys voice broke +relentlessly upon the other's woe. "All these boys want to hang yuh +without any red tape; far as I'm concerned, I'm dead willing. But we're +going to give yuh a chance. Your partner, as we told yuh coming over, +we've got the dead immortal cinch on, right now. And--well you can see +what you're up against. But we'll give yuh a chance. Have you got any +family?" + +Oleson, trying to pull himself together, shook his head. + +"Well, then, you can get rid of them sheep, can't yuh? Sell 'em, ship +'em outa here--we don't give a darn what yuh do, only so yuh get 'em off +the range." + +"Y-yes, I'll do that." Oleson's consent was reluctant, but it was fairly +prompt. "I'll get rid of the sheep," he said, as if he was minded to +clinch the promise. "I'll do it at once." + +"That's nice." Andy spoke with grim irony. "And you'll get rid of the +ranch, too. You'll sell it to the Flying U--cheap." + +"But my partner--Whittaker might object--" + +"Look here, old-timer. You'll fix that part up; you'll find a way +of fixing it. Look here--at what you're up against." He waited, with +pointing finger, for one terrible minute. "Will you sell to the Flying +U?" + +"Y-yes!" The word was really a gulp. He tried to avoid looking where +Andy pointed; failed, and shuddered at what he saw. + +"I thought you would. We'll get that in writing. And we're going to wait +just exactly twenty-four hours before we make a move. It'll take some +fine work, but we'll do it. Our boss, here, will fix up the business end +with you. He'll go with yuh right now, and stay with yuh till you +make good. And the first crooked move you make--" Andy, in unconscious +imitation of the Native Son, shrugged a shoulder expressively and urged +Weary by a glance to take the leadership. + +"Irish, you come with me. The rest of you fellows know about what to +do. Andy, I guess you'll have to ride point till I get back." Weary +hesitated, looked from Happy Jack to Oleson and the herders, and back +to the sober faces of his fellows. "Do what you can for him, boys--and I +wish one of you would ride over, after Pink gets back, and--let me know +how things stack up, will you?" + +Incredible as was the situation on the face of it, nevertheless it was +extremely matter-of-fact in the handling; which is the way sometimes +with incredible situations; as if, since we know instinctively that we +cannot rise unprepared to the bigness of its possibilities, we keep our +feet planted steadfastly on the ground and refuse to rise at all. And +afterward, perhaps, we look back and wonder how it all came about. + +At the last moment Weary turned back and exchanged guns with Andy Green, +because his own was empty and he realized the possible need of one--or +at least the need of having the sheep-men perfectly aware that he had +one ready for use. The Native Son, without a word of comment, handed his +own silver-trimmed weapon over to Irish, and rolled a cigarette deftly +with one hand while he watched them ride away. + +"Does this strike anybody else as being pretty raw?" he inquired calmly, +dismounting among them. "I'd do a good deal for the outfit, myself; +but letting that man get off--Say, you fellows up this way don't think +killing a man amounts to much, do you?" He looked from one to the other +with a queer, contemptuous hostility in his eyes. + +Andy Green took a forward step and laid a hand familiarly on his rigid +shoulder. "Quit it, Mig. We would do a lot for the outfit; that's the +God's truth. And I played the game right up to the hilt, I admit. But +nobody's killed. I told Happy to play dead. By gracious, I caught him +just in the nick uh time; he'd been setting up, in another minute." To +prove it, he bent and twitched the handkerchief from the face of Happy +Jack, and Happy opened his eyes and made shift to growl. + +"Yuh purty near-smothered me t'death, darn yuh." + +"Dios!" breathed the Native Son, for once since they knew him jolted out +of his eternal calm. "God, but I'm glad!" + +"I guess the rest of us ain't," insinuated Andy softly, and lifted his +hat to wipe the sweat off his forehead. "I will say that--" After +all, he did not. Instead, he knelt beside Happy Jack and painstakingly +adjusted the crumpled hat a hair's breadth differently. + +"How do yuh feel, old-timer?" he asked with a very thin disguise of +cheerfulness upon the anxiety of his tone. + +"Well, I could feel a lot--better, without hurtin' nothin," Happy Jack +responded somberly. "I hope you fellers--feel better, now. Yuh got +'em--tryin' to murder--the hull outfit; jes' like I--told yuh +they would--" Gunshot wounds, contrary to the tales of certain +sentimentalists, do not appreciably sweeten, or even change, a man's +disposition. Happy Jack with a bullet hole through one side of him was +still Happy Jack. + +"Aw, quit your beefin'," Big Medicine advised gruffly. "A feller with +a hole in his lung yuh could throw a calf through sideways ain't got no +business statin' his views on nothin', by cripes!" + +"Aw gwan. I thought you said--it didn't amount t' nothin'," Happy +reminded him, anxiety stealing into his face. + +"Well, it don't. May lay yuh up a day or two; wouldn't be su'prised if +yuh had to stay on the bed-ground two or three meals. But look at Slim, +here. Shot through the leg--shattered a bone, by cripes!--las' night, +only; and here he's makin' a hand and ridin' and cussin' same as any of +us t'day. We ain't goin' to let yuh grouch around, that's all. We claim +we got a vacation comm' to us; you're shot up, now, and that's fun +enough for one man, without throwin' it into the whole bunch. Why, a +little nick like that ain't nothin'; nothin' a-tall. Why, I've been +shot right through here, by cripes"--Big Medicine laid an impressive +finger-tip on the top button of his trousers--"and it come out back +here"--he whirled and showed his thumb against the small of his +back--"and I never laid off but that day and part uh the next. I was +sore," he admitted, goggling Happy Jack earnestly, "but I kep' a-goin'. +I was right in fall roundup, an' I had to. A man can't lay down an' cry, +by cripes, jes' because he gets pinked a little--" + +"Aw, that's jest because--it ain't you. I betche you'd lay 'em +down--jest like other folks, if yuh got shot--through the lungs. That +ain't no--joke, lemme tell yuh!" Happy Jack was beginning to show +considerable spirit for a wounded man. So much spirit that Andy Green, +who had seen men stricken down with various ills, read fever signs in +the countenance and in the voice of Happy, and led Big Medicine somewhat +peremptorily out of ear-shot. + +"Ain't you got any sense?" he inquired with fine candor. "What do you +want to throw it into him like that, for? You may not think so, but he's +pretty bad off--if you ask me." + +Big Medicine's pale eyes turned commiseratingly toward Happy Jack. "I +know he is; I ain't no fool. I was jest tryin' to cheer 'im up a little. +He was beginnin' to look like he was gittin' scared about it; I reckon +maybe I made a break, sayin' what I did about it, so I jest wanted to +take the cuss off. Honest to gran'ma--" + +"If you know anything at all about such things, you must know what fever +means in such a case. And, recollect, it's going to be quite a while +before a doctor can get here." + +"Oh, I'll be careful. Maybe I did throw it purty strong; I won't, no +more." Big Medicine s meekness was not the least amazing incident of +the day. He was a big-hearted soul under his bellow and bluff, and his +sympathy for Happy Jack struck deep. He went back walking on his toes, +and he stood so that his sturdy body shaded Happy Jack's face from the +sun, and he did not open his mouth for another word until Irish and Jack +Bates came rattling up with the spring wagon hurriedly transformed with +mattress, pillows and blankets into an ambulance. + +They had been thoughtful to a degree. They brought with them a jug of +water and a tin cup, and they gave Happy Jack a long, cooling drink of +it and bathed his face before they lifted him into the wagon. And of all +the hands that ministered to his needs, the hands of Big Medicine were +the eagerest and gentlest, and his voice was the most vibrant with +sympathy; which was saying a good deal. + + + +CHAPTER XVI. The End of the Dots + +Slim may not have been more curious than his fellows, but he was perhaps +more single-hearted in his loyalty to the outfit. To him the shooting +of Happy Jack, once he felt assured that the wound was not necessarily +fatal, became of secondary importance. It was all in behalf of the +Flying U; and if the bullet which laid Happy Jack upon the ground was +also the means of driving the hated Dots from that neighborhood, he +felt, in his slow, phlegmatic way, that it wasn't such a catastrophe as +some of the others seemed to think. Of course, he wouldn't want Happy +to die; but he didn't believe, after all, that Happy was going to do +anything like that. Old Patsy knew a lot about sickness and wounds. (Who +can cook for a cattle outfit, for twenty years and more, and not know a +good deal of hurts?) Old Patsy had looked Happy over carefully, and had +given a grin and a snort. + +"Py cosh, dot vos lucky for you, alreatty," he had pronounced. "So you +don't git plood-poisonings, mit fever, you be all right pretty soon. +You go to shleep, yet. If fix you oop till der dochtor he cooms. I seen +fellers shot plumb through der middle off dem, und git yell. You ain't +shot so bad. You go to shleep." + +So, his immediate fears relieved, Slim's slow mind had swung back to +the Dots, and to Oleson, whom Weary was even now assisting to keep his +promise (Slim grinned widely to himself when he thought of the abject +fear which Oleson had displayed because of the murder he thought he had +done, while Happy Jack obediently "played dead"). And of Dunk, whom Slim +had hated most abominably of old; Dunk, a criminal found out; Dunk, a +prisoner right there on the very ranch he had thought to despoil; Dunk, +at that very moment locked in the blacksmith shop. Perhaps it was not +curiosity alone which sent him down there; perhaps it was partly a +desire to look upon Dunk humbled--he who had trodden so arrogantly +upon the necks of those below him; so arrogantly that even Slim, the +slow-witted one, had many a time trembled with anger at his tone. + +Slim walked slowly, as was his wont; with deadly directness, as was his +nature. The blacksmith shop was silent, closed--as grimly noncommittal +as a vault. You might guess whatever you pleased about its inmate; it +was like trying to imagine the emotions pictured upon the face behind +a smooth, black mask. Slim stopped before the closed door and listened. +The rusty, iron hasp attracted his slow gaze, at first puzzling him a +little, making him vaguely aware that something about it did not quite +harmonize with his mental attitude toward it. It took him a full minute +to realize that he had expected to find the door locked, and that the +hasp hung downward uselessly, just as it hung every day in the year. + +He remembered then that Andy had spoken of chaining Dunk to the anvil. +That would make it unnecessary to lock the door, of course. Slim seized +the hanging strip of iron, gave it a jerk and bathed all the dingy +interior with a soft, sunset glow. Cobwebs quivered at the inrush of the +breeze, and glistened like threads of fine gold. The forge remained a +dark blot in the corner. A new chisel, lying upon the earthen floor, +became a bar of yellow light. + +Slim's eyes went to the anvil and clung there in a widening stare. His +hands, white and soft when his gloves were off, drew up convulsively +into fighting fists, and as he stood looking, the cords swelled and +stood out upon his thick neck. For years he had hated Dunk Whittaker-- + +The Happy Family, with rare good sense, had not hesitated to turn the +white house into an impromptu hospital. They knew that if the Little +Doctor and Chip and the Old Man had been at home Happy Jack would have +been taken unquestioningly into the guest chamber--which was a square, +three-windowed room off the big livingroom. More than one of them had +occupied it upon occasion. They took Happy Jack up there and put him to +bed quite as a matter-of-course, and when he was asleep they lingered +upon the wide, front porch; the hammock of the Little Doctor squeaked +under the weight of Andy Green, and the wide-armed chairs received the +weary forms of divers young cowpunchers who did not give a thought to +the intrusion, but were thankful for the comfort. Andy was swinging +luxuriously and drawing the last few puffs from a cigarette when Slim, +purple and puffing audibly, appeared portentously before him. + +"I thought you said you was goin' to lock Dunk up in the blacksmith +shop," he launched accusingly at Andy. + +"We did," averred that young man, pushing his toe against the railing to +accelerate the voluptuous motion of the hammock. + +"He ain't there. He's broke loose. The chain--by golly, yuh went an' +used that chain that was broke an' jest barely hangin' together! His +horse ain't anywheres around, either. You fellers make me sick. Lollin' +around here an' not paying no attention, by golly--he's liable to be ten +mile from here by this time!" When Slim stopped, his jaw quivered like +a dish of disturbed jelly, and I wish I could give you his tone; choppy, +every sentence an accusation that should have made those fellows wince. + +Irish, Big Medicine and Jack Bates had sprung guiltily to their feet +and started down the steps. The drawling voice of the Native Son stopped +them, ten feet from the porch. + +"Twelve, or fifteen, I should make it. That horse of his looked to me +like a drifter." + +"Well--are yuh goin' t' set there on your haunches an' let him GO?" +Slim, by the look of him, was ripe for murder. + +"You want to look out, or you'll get apoplexy sure," Andy soothed, +giving himself another luxurious push and pulling the last, little whiff +from his cigarette before he threw away the stub. "Fat men can't afford +to get as excited as skinny ones can." + +"Aw, say! Where did you put him, Andy?" asked Big Medicine, his first +flurry subsiding before the absolute calm of those two on the porch. + +"In the blacksmith shop," said Andy, with a slurring accent on the first +word that made the whole sentence perfectly maddening. "Ah, come on back +here and sit down. I guess we better tell 'em the how of it. Huh, Mig?" + +Miguel cast a slow, humorous glance over the four. "Ye-es--they'll have +us treed in about two minutes if we don't," he assented. "Go ahead." + +"Well," Andy lifted his head and shoulders that he might readjust a +pillow to his liking, "we wanted him to make a getaway. Fact is, if he +hadn't, we'd have been--strictly up against it. Right! If he hadn't--how +about it, Mig? I guess we'd have been to the Little Rockies ourselves." + +"You've got a sweet little voice," Irish cut in savagely, "but we're +tired. We'd rather hear yuh say something!" + +"Oh--all right. Well, Mig and I just ribbed up a josh on Dunk. I'd read +somewhere about the same kinda deal, so it ain't original; I don't lay +any claim to the idea at all; we just borrowed it. You see, it's like +this: We figured that a man as mean as this Dunk person most likely had +stepped over the line, somewhere. So we just took a gambling chance, and +let him do the rest. You see, we never saw him before in our lives. All +that identification stunt of ours was just a bluff. But the minute I +shoved my chips to the center, I knew we had him dead to rights. You +were there. You saw him wilt. By gracious--" + +"Yuh don't know anything against him?" gasped Irish. + +"Not a darned thing--any more than what you all know," testified Andy +complacently. + +It took a minute or two for that to sink in. + +"Well, I'll be damned!" breathed Irish. + +"We did chain him to the anvil," Andy went on. "On the way down, we +talked about being in a hurry to get back to you fellows, and I told +Mig--so Dunk could hear--that we wouldn't bother with the horse. We tied +him to the corral. And I hunted around for that bum chain, and then we +made out we couldn't find the padlock for the door; so we decided, right +out loud, that he'd be dead safe for an hour or two, till the bunch of +us got back. Not knowing a darn thing about him, except what you boys +have told us, we sure would have been in bad if he hadn't taken a sneak. +Fact is, we were kinda worried for fear he wouldn't have nerve enough +to try it. We waited, up on the hill, till we saw him sneak down to the +corral and jump on his horse and take off down the coulee like a scared +coyote. It was," quoth the young man, unmistakably pleased with himself, +"pretty smooth work, if you ask me." + +"I'd hate to ride as fast and far to-night as that hombre will," +supplemented Miguel with his brief smile, that was just a flash of +white, even teeth and a momentary lightening of his languorous eyes. + +Slim stood for five minutes, a stolid, stocky figure in the midst of +a storm of congratulatory comment. They forgot all about Happy Jack, +asleep inside the house, and so their voices were not hushed. Indeed, +Big Medicine's bull-like remarks boomed full-throated across the coulee +and were flung back mockingly by the barren hills. Slim did not hear +a word they were saying; he was thinking it over, with that complete +mental concentration which is the chief recompense of a slow-working +mind. He was methodically thinking it all out--and, eventually, he saw +the joke. + +"Well, by golly!" he bawled suddenly, and brought his palm down with +a terrific smack upon his sore leg--whereat his fellows laughed +uproariously. + +"We told you not to try to see through any more jokes till your leg gets +well, Slim," Andy reminded condescendingly. + +"Say, by golly, that's a good one on Dunk, ain't it? Chasin' himself +clean outa the country, by golly--scared plumb to death---and you +fellers was only jest makin' b'lieve yuh knowed him! By golly, that sure +is a good one, all right!" + +"You've got it; give you time enough and you could see through a +barbed-wire fence," patronized Andy, from the hammock. "Yes, since you +mention it, I think myself it ain't so bad." + +"Aw-w shut up, out there, an' let a feller sleep!" came a querulous +voice from within. "I'd ruther bed down with a corral full uh calves at +weanin' time, than be anywheres within ten mile uh you darned, mouthy--" +The rest was indistinguishable, but it did not matter. The Happy Family, +save Slim, who stayed to look after the patient, tiptoed penitently +off the porch and took themselves and their enthusiasm down to the +bunk-house. + + + +CHAPTER XVII. Good News + +Pink rolled over in his bed so that he might look--however +sleepily--upon his fellows, dressing more or less quietly in the cool +dawn-hour. + +"Say, I got a letter for you, Weary," he yawned, stretching both arms +above his head. "I opened it and read it; it was from Chip, so--" + +"What did he have to say?" + +"Old Man any better?" + +"How they comm', back here?" + +Several voices, speaking at once, necessitated a delayed reply. + +"They'll be here, to-day or to-morrow," Pink replied without any +circumlocution whatever, while he fumbled in his coat pocket for the +letter. "He says the Old Man wants to come, and the doctors think he +might as well tackle it as stay there fussing over it. They're coming in +a special car, and we've got to rig up an outfit to meet him. The Little +Doctor tells just how she wants things fixed. I thought maybe it was +important--it come special delivery," Pink added naively, "so I just +played it was mine and read it." + +"That's all right, Cadwalloper," Weary assured him while he read hastily +the letter. "Well, we'll fix up the spring wagon and take it in right +away; somebody's got to go back anyway, with MacPherson. Hello, Cal; +how's Happy?" + +"All right," answered Cal, who had watched over him during the night and +came in at that moment after someone to take his place in the sickroom. +"Waked up on the fight because I just happened to be setting with my +eyes shut. I wasn't asleep, but he said I was; claimed I snored so loud +I kept him awake all night. Gee whiz! I'd ruther nurse a she bear with +the mumps!" + +"Old Man's coming home, Cal." Pink announced with more joy in his +tone and in his face than had appeared in either for many a weary +day. Whereupon Cal gave an exultant whoop. "Go tell that to Happy," +he shouted. "Maybe he'll forget a grouch or two. Say, luck seems to be +kinda casting loving glances our way again--what?" + +"By golly, seems to me Pink oughta told us when he come in, las' night," +grumbled Slim, when he could make himself heard. + +"You were all dead to the world," Pink defended, "and I wanted to +be. Two o'clock in the morning is a mighty poor time for elegant +conversation, if you want my opinion." + +"And the main point is, you knew all about it, and you didn't give a +darn whether we did or not," Irish said bluntly. "And Weary sneaked in, +too, and never let a yip outa him about things over in Denson coulee." + +"Oh, what was the use?" asked Weary blandly. "I got an option out of +Oleson for the ranch and outfit, and all his sheep, at a mighty good +figure--for the Flying U. The Old Man can do what he likes about it; +but ten to one he'll buy him out. That is, Oleson's share, which was +two-thirds. I kinda counted on Dunk letting go easy. And," he added, +reaching for his hat, "once I got the papers for it, there wasn't +anything to hang around for, was there? Especially," he said with his +old, sunny smile, "when we weren't urged a whole lot to stay." + +Remained therefore little, save the actual arrival of the Old Man--a +pitifully weak Old Man, bandaged and odorous with antiseptics, and quite +pathetically glad to be back home--and his recovery, which was rather +slow, and the recovery of Happy Jack, which was rapid. + +For a brief space the Flying U outfit owned the Dots; very brief it +was; not a day longer than it took Chip to find a buyer--at a figure +considerably above that named in the option, by the way. + +So, after a season of worry and trouble and impending tragedy such as +no man may face unflinchingly, life dropped back to its usual level, and +the trail of the Flying U outfit once more led through pleasant places. + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Flying U Ranch, by B. M. 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