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+ Flying U Ranch, by B. M. Bower
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+<div>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 1206 ***</div>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <h1>
+ FLYING U RANCH
+ </h1>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ By B. M. Bower
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <big><b>CONTENTS</b></big>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> <big><b>FLYING U RANCH</b></big> </a>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I. The Coming of a Native Son </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II. &ldquo;When Greek Meets Greek&rdquo; </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III. Bad News </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV. Some Hopes </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V. Sheep </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI. What Happened to Andy </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0007"> CHAPTER VII. Truth Crushed to Earth, etc. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0008"> CHAPTER VIII. The Dot Outfit </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0009"> CHAPTER IX. More Sheep </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0010"> CHAPTER X. The Happy Family Herd Sheep </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0011"> CHAPTER XI. Weary Unburdens </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0012"> CHAPTER XII. Two of a Kind </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0013"> CHAPTER XIII. The Happy Family Learn Something
+ </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0014"> CHAPTER XIV. Happy Jack </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0015"> CHAPTER XV. Oleson </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0016"> CHAPTER XVI. The End of the Dots </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0017"> CHAPTER XVII. Good News </a>
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="link2H_4_0001" id="link2H_4_0001">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <h1>
+ FLYING U RANCH
+ </h1>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0001" id="link2HCH0001">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER I. The Coming of a Native Son
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The Happy Family, waiting for the Sunday supper call, were grouped around
+ the open door of the bunk-house, gossiping idly of things purely local,
+ when the Old Man returned from the Stock Association at Helena; beside him
+ on the buggy seat sat a stranger. The Old Man pulled up at the bunk-house,
+ the stranger sprang out over the wheel with the agility which bespoke
+ youthful muscles, and the Old Man introduced him with a quirk of the lips:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This is Mr. Mig-u-ell Rapponi, boys&mdash;a peeler straight from the
+ Golden Gate. Throw out your war-bag and make yourself to home, Mig-u-ell;
+ some of the boys'll show you where to bed down.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Old Man drove on to the house with his own luggage, and Happy Jack
+ followed to take charge of the team; but the remainder of the Happy Family
+ unobtrusively took the measure of the foreign element. From his
+ black-and-white horsehair hatband, with tassels that swept to the very
+ edge of his gray hatbrim, to the crimson silk neckerchief draped over the
+ pale blue bosom of his shirt; from the beautifully stamped leather cuffs,
+ down to the exaggerated height of his tan boot-heels, their critical eyes
+ swept in swift, appraising glances; and unanimous disapproval was the
+ result. The Happy Family had themselves an eye to picturesque garb upon
+ occasion, but this passed even Pink's love of display.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He's some gaudy to look at,&rdquo; Irish murmured under his breath to Cal
+ Emmett.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All he lacks is a spot-light and a brass band,&rdquo; Cal returned, in much the
+ same tone with which a woman remarks upon a last season's hat on the head
+ of a rival.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Miguel was not embarrassed by the inspection. He was tall, straight, and
+ swarthily handsome, and he stood with the complacence of a stage favorite
+ waiting for the applause to cease so that he might speak his first lines;
+ and, while he waited, he sifted tobacco into a cigarette paper daintily,
+ with his little finger extended. There was a ring upon that finger; a ring
+ with a moonstone setting as large and round as the eye of a startled cat,
+ and the Happy Family caught the pale gleam of it and drew a long breath.
+ He lighted a match nonchalantly, by the artfully simple method of pinching
+ the head of it with his fingernails, leaned negligently against the wall
+ of the bunk-house, and regarded the group incuriously while he smoked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Any pretty girls up this way?&rdquo; he inquired languidly, after a moment,
+ fanning a thin smoke-cloud from before his face while he spoke.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Happy Family went prickly hot. The girls in that neighborhood were
+ held in esteem, and there was that in his tone which gave offense.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Sure, there's pretty girls here!&rdquo; Big Medicine bellowed unexpectedly,
+ close beside him. &ldquo;We're all of us engaged to `em, by cripes!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Miguel shot an oblique glance at Big Medicine, examined the end of his
+ cigarette, and gave a lift of shoulder, which might mean anything or
+ nothing, and so was irritating to a degree. He did not pursue the subject
+ further, and so several belated retorts were left tickling futilely the
+ tongues of the Happy Family&mdash;which does not make for amiability.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To a man they liked him little, in spite of their easy friendliness with
+ mankind in general. At supper they talked with him perfunctorily, and
+ covertly sneered because he sprinkled his food liberally with cayenne and
+ his speech with Spanish words pronounced with soft, slurred vowels that
+ made them sound unfamiliar, and against which his English contrasted
+ sharply with its crisp, American enunciation. He met their infrequent
+ glances with the cool stare of absolute indifference to their opinion of
+ him, and their perfunctory civility with introspective calm.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next morning, when there was riding to be done, and Miguel appeared at
+ the last moment in his working clothes, even Weary, the sunny-hearted, had
+ an unmistakable curl of his lip after the first glance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Miguel wore the hatband, the crimson kerchief tied loosely with the point
+ draped over his chest, the stamped leather cuffs and the tan boots with
+ the highest heels ever built by the cobbler craft. Also, the lower half of
+ him was incased in chaps the like of which had never before been brought
+ into Flying U coulee. Black Angora chaps they were; long-haired, crinkly
+ to the very hide, with three white, diamond-shaped patches running down
+ each leg of them, and with the leather waistband stamped elaborately to
+ match the cuffs. The bands of his spurs were two inches wide and inlaid to
+ the edge with beaten silver, and each concho was engraved to represent a
+ large, wild rose, with a golden center. A dollar laid upon the rowels
+ would have left a fringe of prongs all around.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He bent over his sacked riding outfit, and undid it, revealing a wonderful
+ saddle of stamped leather inlaid on skirt and cantle with more beaten
+ silver. He straightened the skirts, carefully ignoring the glances thrown
+ in his direction, and swore softly to himself when he discovered where the
+ leather had been scratched through the canvas wrappings and the end of the
+ silver scroll ripped up. He drew out his bridle and shook it into shape,
+ and the silver mountings and the reins of braided leather with horsehair
+ tassels made Happy Jack's eyes greedy with desire. His blanket was a
+ scarlet Navajo, and his rope a rawhide lariat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Altogether, his splendor when he was mounted so disturbed the fine mental
+ poise of the Happy Family that they left him jingling richly off by
+ himself, while they rode closely grouped and discussed him acrimoniously.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;By gosh, a man might do worse than locate that Native Son for a silver
+ mine,&rdquo; Cal began, eyeing the interloper scornfully. &ldquo;It's plumb wicked to
+ ride around with all that wealth and fussy stuff. He must 'a' robbed a
+ bank and put the money all into a riding outfit.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;By golly, he looks to me like a pair uh trays when he comes bow-leggin'
+ along with them white diamonds on his legs,&rdquo; Slim stated solemnly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And I'll gamble that's a spot higher than he stacks up in the cow game,&rdquo;
+ Pink observed with the pessimism which matrimony had given him. &ldquo;You mind
+ him asking about bad horses, last night? That Lizzie-boy never saw a bad
+ horse; they don't grow 'em where he come from. What they don't know about
+ riding they make up for with a swell rig&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And, oh, mamma! It sure is a swell rig!&rdquo; Weary paid generous tribute.
+ &ldquo;Only I will say old Banjo reminds me of an Irish cook rigged out in silk
+ and diamonds. That outfit on Glory, now&mdash;&rdquo; He sighed enviously.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I've gone up against a few real ones in my long and varied career,&rdquo;
+ Irish remarked reminiscently, &ldquo;and I've noticed that a hoss never has any
+ respect or admiration for a swell rig. When he gets real busy it ain't the
+ silver filigree stuff that's going to help you hold connections with your
+ saddle, and a silver-mounted bridle-bit ain't a darned bit better than a
+ plain one.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Just take a look at him!&rdquo; cried Pink, with intense disgust. &ldquo;Ambling off
+ there, so the sun can strike all that silver and bounce back in our eyes.
+ And that braided lariat&mdash;I'd sure love to see the pieces if he ever
+ tries to anchor anything bigger than a yearling!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, you don't think for a minute he could ever get out and rope
+ anything, do yuh?&rdquo; Irish laughed. &ldquo;That there Native Son throws on
+ a-w-l-together too much dog to really get out and do anything.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Aw,&rdquo; fleered Happy Jack, &ldquo;he ain't any Natiff Son. He's a dago!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He's got the earmarks uh both,&rdquo; Big Medicine stated authoritatively. &ldquo;I
+ know 'em, by cripes, and I know their ways.&rdquo; He jerked his thumb toward
+ the dazzling Miguel. &ldquo;I can tell yuh the kinda cow-puncher he is; I've saw
+ 'em workin' at it. Haw-haw-haw! They'll start out to move ten or a dozen
+ head uh tame old cows from one field to another, and there'll be six or
+ eight fellers, rigged up like this here tray-spot, ridin' along, important
+ as hell, drivin' them few cows down a lane, with peach trees on both
+ sides, by cripes, jingling their big, silver spurs, all wearin' fancy
+ chaps to ride four or five miles down the road. Honest to grandma, they
+ call that punchin' cows! Oh, he's a Native Son, all right. I've saw lots
+ of 'em, only I never saw one so far away from the Promised Land before.
+ That there looks queer to me. Natiff Sons&mdash;the real ones, like him&mdash;are
+ as scarce outside Calyforny as buffalo are right here in this coulee.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's the way they do it, all right,&rdquo; Irish agreed. &ldquo;And then they'll
+ have a 'rodeo'&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Haw-haw-haw!&rdquo; Big Medicine interrupted, and took up the tale, which might
+ have been entitled &ldquo;Some Cowpunching I Have Seen.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They have them rodeos on a Sunday, mostly, and they invite everybody to
+ it, like it was a picnic. And there'll be two or three fellers to every
+ calf, all lit up, like Mig-u-ell, over there, in chaps and silver fixin's,
+ fussin' around on horseback in a corral, and every feller trying to pile
+ his rope on the same calf, by cripes! They stretch 'em out with two ropes&mdash;calves,
+ remember! Little, weenty fellers you could pack under one arm! Yuh can't
+ blame 'em much. They never have more'n thirty or forty head to brand at a
+ time, and they never git more'n a taste uh real work. So they make the
+ most uh what they git, and go in heavy on fancy outfits. And this here
+ silver-mounted fellow thinks he's a real cowpuncher, by cripes!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Happy Family laughed at the idea; laughed so loud that Miguel left his
+ lonely splendor and swung over to them, ostensibly to borrow a match.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What's the joke?&rdquo; he inquired languidly, his chin thrust out and his eyes
+ upon the match blazing at the end of his cigarette.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Happy Family hesitated and glanced at one another. Then Cal spoke
+ truthfully.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You're it,&rdquo; he said bluntly, with a secret desire to test the temper of
+ this dark-skinned son of the West.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Miguel darted one of his swift glances at Cal, blew out his match and
+ threw it away.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, how funny. Ha-ha.&rdquo; His voice was soft and absolutely expressionless,
+ his face blank of any emotion whatever. He merely spoke the words as a
+ machine might have done.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If he had been one of them, the Happy Family would have laughed at the
+ whimsical humor of it. As it was, they repressed the impulse, though Weary
+ warmed toward him slightly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't you believe anything this innocent-eyed gazabo tells you, Mr.
+ Rapponi,&rdquo; he warned amiably. &ldquo;He's known to be a liar.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's funny, too. Ha-ha some more.&rdquo; Miguel permitted a thin ribbon of
+ smoke to slide from between his lips, and gazed off to the crinkled line
+ of hills.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Sure, it is&mdash;now you mention it,&rdquo; Weary agreed after a perceptible
+ pause.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How fortunate that I brought the humor to your attention,&rdquo; drawled
+ Miguel, in the same expressionless tone, much as if he were reciting a
+ text.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Virtue is its own penalty,&rdquo; paraphrased Pink, not stopping to see whether
+ the statement applied to the subject.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Haw-haw-haw!&rdquo; roared Big Medicine, quite as irrelevantly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He-he-he,&rdquo; supplemented the silver-trimmed one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Big Medicine stopped laughing suddenly, reined his horse close to the
+ other, and stared at him challengingly, with his pale, protruding eyes,
+ while the Happy Family glanced meaningly at one another. Big Medicine was
+ quite as unsafe as he looked, at that moment, and they wondered if the
+ offender realized his precarious situation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Miguel smoked with the infinite leisure which is a fine art when it is not
+ born of genuine abstraction, and none could decide whether he was aware of
+ the unfriendly proximity of Big Medicine. Weary was just on the point of
+ saying something to relieve the tension, when Miguel blew the ash gently
+ from his cigarette and spoke lazily.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Parrots are so common, out on the Coast, that they use them in cheap
+ restaurants for stew. I've often heard them gabbling together in the
+ kettle.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The statement was so ambiguous that the Happy Family glanced at him
+ doubtfully. Big Medicine's stare became more curious than hostile, and he
+ permitted his horse to lag a length. It is difficult to fight absolute
+ passivity. Then Slim, who ever tramped solidly over the flowers of
+ sarcasm, blurted one of his unexpected retorts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I was just wonderin', by golly, where yuh learnt to talk!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Miguel turned his velvet eyes sleepily toward the speaker. &ldquo;From the
+ boarders who ate those parrots, amigo,&rdquo; he smiled serenely.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this, Slim&mdash;once justly accused by Irish of being a &ldquo;single-shot&rdquo;
+ when it came to repartee&mdash;turned purple and dumb. The Happy Family,
+ forswearing loyalty in their enjoyment of his discomfiture, grinned and
+ left to Miguel the barren triumph of the last word.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He did not gain in popularity as the days passed. They tilted noses at his
+ beautiful riding gear, and would have died rather than speak of it in his
+ presence. They never gossiped with him of horses or men or the lands he
+ knew. They were ready to snub him at a moment's notice&mdash;and it did
+ not lessen their dislike of him that he failed to yield them an
+ opportunity. It is to be hoped that he found his thoughts sufficient
+ entertainment, since he was left to them as much as is humanly possible
+ when half a dozen men eat and sleep and work together. It annoyed them
+ exceedingly that Miguel did not seem to know that they held him at a
+ distance; they objected to his manner of smoking cigarettes and staring
+ off at the skyline as if he were alone and content with his dreams. When
+ he did talk they listened with an air of weary tolerance. When he did not
+ talk they ignored his presence, and when he was absent they criticized him
+ mercilessly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They let him ride unwarned into an adobe patch one day&mdash;at least, Big
+ Medicine, Pink, Cal Emmett and Irish did, for they were with him&mdash;and
+ laughed surreptitiously together while he wallowed there and came out
+ afoot, his horse floundering behind him, mud to the ears, both of them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Pretty soft going, along there, ain't it?&rdquo; Pink commiserated deceitfully.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It is, kinda,&rdquo; Miguel responded evenly, scraping the adobe off Banjo with
+ a flat rock. And the subject was closed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, it's some relief to the eyes to have the shine taken off him,
+ anyway,&rdquo; Pink observed a little guiltily afterward.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I betche he ain't goin' to forget that, though,&rdquo; Happy Jack warned when
+ he saw the caked mud on Miguel's Angora chaps and silver spurs, and the
+ condition of his saddle. &ldquo;Yuh better watch out and not turn your backs on
+ him in the dark, none uh you guys. I betche he packs a knife. Them kind
+ always does.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Haw-haw-haw!&rdquo; bellowed Big Medicine uproariously. &ldquo;I'd love to see him
+ git out an' try to use it, by cripes!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I wish Andy was here,&rdquo; Pink sighed. &ldquo;Andy'd take the starch outa him, all
+ right.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wouldn't he be pickings for old Andy, though? Gee!&rdquo; Cal looked around at
+ them, with his wide, baby-blue eyes, and laughed. &ldquo;Let's kinda jolly him
+ along, boys, till Andy gets back. It sure would be great to watch 'em.
+ I'll bet he can jar the eternal calm outa that Native Son. That's what
+ grinds me worse than his throwin' on so much dog; he's so blamed satisfied
+ with himself! You snub him, and he looks at yuh as if you was his hired
+ man&mdash;and then forgets all about yuh. He come outa that 'doby like
+ he'd been swimmin' a river on a bet, and had made good and was a hee-ro
+ right before the ladies. Kinda 'Oh, that's nothing to what I could do if
+ it was worth while,' way he had with him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It wouldn't matter so much if he wasn't all front,&rdquo; Pink complained.
+ &ldquo;You'll notice that's always the way, though. The fellow all fussed up
+ with silver and braided leather can't get out and do anything. I remember
+ up on Milk river&mdash;&rdquo; Pink trailed off into absorbing reminiscence,
+ which, however, is too lengthy to repeat here.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Say, Mig-u-ell's down at the stable, sweatin from every pore trying to
+ get his saddle clean, by golly!&rdquo; Slim reported cheerfully, just as Pink
+ was relighting the cigarette which had gone out during the big scene of
+ his story. &ldquo;He was cussin' in Spanish, when I walked up to him&mdash;but
+ he shut up when he seen me and got that peaceful look uh hisn on his face.
+ I wonder, by golly&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, shut up and go awn,&rdquo; Irish commanded bluntly, and looked at Pink.
+ &ldquo;Did he call it off, then? Or did you have to wade in&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Naw; he was like this here Native Son&mdash;all front. He could look
+ sudden death, all right; he had black eyes like Mig-u-ell&mdash;but all a
+ fellow had to do was go after him, and he'd back up so blamed quick&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Slim listened that far, saw that he had interrupted a tale evidently more
+ interesting than anything he could say, and went off, muttering to
+ himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0002" id="link2HCH0002">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER II. &ldquo;When Greek Meets Greek&rdquo;
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The next morning, which was Sunday, the machinations of Big Medicine took
+ Pink down to the creek behind the bunk-house. &ldquo;What's hurtin' yuh?&rdquo; he
+ asked curiously, when he came to where Big Medicine stood in the fringe of
+ willows, choking between his spasms of mirth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Haw-haw-haw!&rdquo; roared Big Medicine; and, seizing Pink's arm in a
+ gorilla-like grip, he pointed down the bank.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Miguel, seated upon a convenient rock in a sunny spot, was painstakingly
+ combing out the tangled hair of his chaps, which he had washed quite as
+ carefully not long before, as the cake of soap beside him testified.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Combing&mdash;combing&mdash;his chaps, by cripes!&rdquo; Big Medicine gasped,
+ and waggled his finger at the spectacle. &ldquo;Haw-haw-haw! C-combin'&mdash;his&mdash;chaps!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Miguel glanced up at them as impersonally as if they were two cackling
+ hens, rather than derisive humans, then bent his head over a stubborn knot
+ and whistled La Paloma softly while he coaxed out the tangle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pink's eyes widened as he looked, but he did not say anything. He backed
+ up the path and went thoughtfully to the corrals, leaving Big Medicine to
+ follow or not, as he chose.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Combin'&mdash;his chaps, by cripes!&rdquo; came rumbling behind him. Pink
+ turned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Say! Don't make so much noise about it,&rdquo; he advised guardedly. &ldquo;I've got
+ an idea.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yuh want to hog-tie it, then,&rdquo; Big Medicine retorted, resentful because
+ Pink seemed not to grasp the full humor of the thing. &ldquo;Idees sure seems to
+ be skurce in this outfit&mdash;or that there lily-uh-the-valley couldn't
+ set and comb no chaps in broad daylight, by cripes; not and get off with
+ it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He's an ornament to the Flying U,&rdquo; Pink stated dreamily. &ldquo;Us boneheads
+ don't appreciate him, is all that ails us. What we ought to do is&mdash;help
+ him be as pretty as he wants to be, and&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Looky here, Little One.&rdquo; Big Medicine hurried his steps until he was
+ close alongside. &ldquo;I wouldn't give a punched nickel for a four-horse load
+ uh them idees, and that's the truth.&rdquo; He passed Pink and went on ahead,
+ disgust in every line of his square-shouldered figure. &ldquo;Combin' his chaps,
+ by cripes!&rdquo; he snorted again, and straightway told the tale profanely to
+ his fellows, who laughed until they were weak and watery-eyed as they
+ listened.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Afterward, because Pink implored them and made a mystery of it, they
+ invited Miguel to take a hand in a long-winded game&mdash;rather, a series
+ of games&mdash;of seven-up, while his chaps hung to dry upon a willow by
+ the creek bank&mdash;or so he believed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The chaps, however, were up in the white-house kitchen, where were also
+ the reek of scorched hair and the laughing expostulations of the Little
+ Doctor and the boyish titter of Pink and Irish, who were curling
+ laboriously the chaps of Miguel with the curling tongs of the Little
+ Doctor and those of the Countess besides.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's a shame, and I just hope Miguel thrashes you both for it,&rdquo; the
+ Little Doctor told them more than once; but she laughed, nevertheless, and
+ showed Pink how to give the twist which made of each lock a corkscrew
+ ringlet. The Countess stopped, with her dishcloth dangling from one red,
+ bony hand, while she looked. &ldquo;You boys couldn't sleep nights if you didn't
+ pester the life outa somebody,&rdquo; she scolded. &ldquo;Seems to me I'd friz them
+ diamonds, if I was goin' to be mean enough to do anything.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You would, eh?&rdquo; Pink glanced up at her and dimpled. &ldquo;I'll find you a rich
+ husband to pay for that.&rdquo; He straightway proceeded to friz the diamonds of
+ white.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why don't you have a strip of ringlets down each leg, with tight little
+ curls between?&rdquo; suggested the Little Doctor, not to be outdone by any
+ other woman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Correct you are,&rdquo; praised Irish.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And, remember, you're not heating branding-irons, mister man,&rdquo; she added.
+ &ldquo;You'll burn all the hair off, if you let the tongs get red-hot. Just so
+ they'll sizzle; I've told you five times already.&rdquo; She picked up the Kid,
+ kissed many times the finger he held up for sympathy&mdash;the finger with
+ which he had touched the tongs as Pink was putting them back into the
+ grate of the kitchen stove, and spoke again to ease her conscience. &ldquo;I
+ think it's awfully mean of you to do it. Miguel ought to thrash you both.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We're dead willing to let him try, Mrs. Chip. We know it's mean. We're
+ real ashamed of ourselves.&rdquo; Irish tested his tongs as he had been told to
+ do. &ldquo;But we'd rather be ashamed than good, any old time.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Little Doctor giggled behind the Kid's tousled curls, and reached out
+ a slim hand once more to give Pink's tongs the expert twist he was trying
+ awkwardly to learn. &ldquo;I'm sorry for Miguel; he's got lovely eyes, anyway.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, ain't he?&rdquo; Pink looked up briefly from his task. &ldquo;How's your leg,
+ Irish? Mine's done.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Seems to me I'd make a deep border of them corkscrew curls all around the
+ bottoms, if I was doin' it,&rdquo; said the Countess peevishly, from the kitchen
+ sink. &ldquo;If I was that dago I'd murder the hull outfit; I never did see a
+ body so hectored in my life&mdash;and him not ever ketchin' on. He must be
+ plumb simple-minded.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the curling was done to the hilarious satisfaction of Irish and Pink,
+ and, while Pink was dancing in them to show them off, another entered with
+ mail from town. And, because the mail-bearer was Andy Green himself, back
+ from a winter's journeyings, Cal, Happy Jack and Slim followed close
+ behind, talking all at once, in their joy at beholding the man they loved
+ well and hated occasionally also. Andy delivered the mail into the hands
+ of the Little Doctor, pinched the Kid's cheek, and said how he had grown
+ good-looking as his mother, almost, spoke a cheerful howdy to the
+ Countess, and turned to shake hands with Pink. It was then that the
+ honest, gray eyes of him widened with amazement.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, by golly!&rdquo; gasped Slim, goggling at the chaps of Miguel.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That there Natiff Son'll just about kill yuh for that,&rdquo; warned Happy
+ Jack, as mournfully as he might with laughing. &ldquo;He'll knife yuh, sure.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy, demanding the meaning of it all, learned all about Miguel Rapponi&mdash;from
+ the viewpoint of the Happy Family. At least, he learned as much as it was
+ politic to tell in the presence of the Little Doctor; and afterward, while
+ Pink was putting the chaps back upon the willow, where Miguel had left
+ them, he was told that they looked to him, Andy Green, for assistance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, gosh! You don't want to depend on me, Pink,&rdquo; Andy expostulated
+ modestly. &ldquo;I can't think of anything&mdash;and, besides, I've reformed. I
+ don't know as it's any compliment to me, by gracious&mdash;being told soon
+ as I land that I'm expected to lie to a perfect stranger.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You come on down to the stable and take a look at his saddle and bridle,&rdquo;
+ urged Cal. &ldquo;And wait till you see him smoking and looking past you, as if
+ you was an ornery little peak that didn't do nothing but obstruct the
+ scenery. I've seen mean cusses&mdash;lots of 'em; and I've seen men that
+ was stuck on themselves. But I never&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come outa that 'doby,&rdquo; Pink interrupted, &ldquo;mud to his eyebrows, just
+ about. And he knew darned well we headed him in there deliberate. And when
+ I remarks it's soft going, he says: 'It is, kinda,'&mdash;just like that.&rdquo;
+ Pink managed to imitate the languid tone of Miguel very well. &ldquo;Not another
+ word outa him. Didn't even make him mad! He&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Tell him about the parrots, Slim,&rdquo; Cal suggested soberly. But Slim only
+ turned purple at the memory, and swore.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Old Patsy sure has got it in for him,&rdquo; Happy Jack observed. &ldquo;He asked
+ Patsy if he ever had enchiladas. Patsy won't speak to him no more. He
+ claims Mig-u-ell insulted him. He told Mig-u-ell&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Enchiladas are sure fine eating,&rdquo; said Andy. &ldquo;I took to 'em like a
+ she-bear to honey, down in New Mexico this winter. Your Native Son is
+ solid there, all right.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Aw, gwan! He ain't solid nowhere but in the head. Maybe you'll love him
+ to death when yuh see him&mdash;chances is you will, if you've took to
+ eatin' dago grub.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy patted Happy Jack reassuringly on the shoulder. &ldquo;Don't get excited,&rdquo;
+ he soothed. &ldquo;I'll put it all over the gentleman, just to show my heart's
+ in the right place. Just this once, though; I've reformed. And I've got to
+ have time to size him up. Where do you keep him when he ain't in the show
+ window?&rdquo; He swung into step with Pink. &ldquo;I'll tell you the truth,&rdquo; he
+ confided engagingly. &ldquo;Any man that'll wear chaps like he's got&mdash;even
+ leaving out the extra finish you fellows have given 'em&mdash;had ought to
+ be taught a lesson he'll remember. He sure must be a tough proposition, if
+ the whole bunch of yuh have had to give him up. By gracious&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We haven't tried,&rdquo; Pink defended. &ldquo;It kinda looked to us as if he was
+ aiming to make us guy him; so we didn't. We've left him strictly alone.
+ To-day&rdquo;&mdash;he glanced over his shoulder to where the becurled chaps
+ swung comically from the willow branch&mdash;&ldquo;to-day's the first time
+ anybody's made a move. Unless,&rdquo; he added, as an afterthought, &ldquo;you count
+ yesterday in the 'doby patch&mdash;and even then we didn't tell him to
+ ride into it; we just let him do it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And kinda herded him over towards it,&rdquo; Cal amended slyly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Can he ride?&rdquo; asked Andy, going straight to the main point, in the mind
+ of a cowpuncher.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;W-e-ell-he hasn't been piled, so far. But then,&rdquo; Pink qualified hastily,
+ &ldquo;he hasn't topped anything worse than Crow-hop. He ain't hard to ride.
+ Happy Jack could&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Aw, I'm gittin' good and sick of' hearin' that there tune,&rdquo; Happy growled
+ indignantly. &ldquo;Why don't you point out Slim as the limit, once in a while?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come on down to the stable, and let's talk it over,&rdquo; Andy suggested, and
+ led the way. &ldquo;What's his style, anyway? Mouthy, or what?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With four willing tongues to enlighten him, it would be strange, indeed,
+ if one so acute as Andy Green failed at last to have a very fair mental
+ picture of Miguel. He gazed thoughtfully at his boots, laughed suddenly,
+ and slapped Irish quite painfully upon the back.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come on up and introduce me, boys,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;We'll make this Native Son
+ so hungry for home&mdash;you watch me put it on the gentleman. Only it
+ does seem a shame to do it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, it ain't. If you'd been around him for two weeks, you'd want to kill
+ him just to make him take notice,&rdquo; Irish assured him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What gets me,&rdquo; Andy mused, &ldquo;is why you fellows come crying to me for
+ help. I should think the bunch of you ought to be able to handle one lone
+ Native Son.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Aw, you're the biggest liar and faker in the bunch, is why,&rdquo; Happy Jack
+ blurted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, I see.&rdquo; Andy hummed a little tune and pushed his hands deep into his
+ pockets, and at the corners of his lips there flickered a smile.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Native Son sat with his hat tilted slightly back upon his head and a
+ cigarette between his lips, and was reaching lazily for the trick which
+ made the fourth game his, when the group invaded the bunk-house. He looked
+ up indifferently, swept Andy's face and figure with a glance too
+ impersonal to hold even a shade of curiosity, and began rapidly shuffling
+ his cards to count the points he had made.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy stopped short, just inside the door, and stared hard at Miguel, who
+ gave no sign. He turned his honest, gray eyes upon Pink and Irish
+ accusingly&mdash;whereat they wondered greatly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Your deal&mdash;if you want to play,&rdquo; drawled Miguel, and shoved his
+ cards toward Big Medicine. But the boys were already uptilting chairs to
+ grasp the quicker the outstretched hand of the prodigal, so that Miguel
+ gathered up the cards, evened their edges mechanically, and deigned
+ another glance at this stranger who was being welcomed so vociferously.
+ Also he sighed a bit&mdash;for even a languid-eyed stoic of a Native Son
+ may feel the twinge of loneliness. Andy shook hands all round, swore
+ amiably at Weary, and advanced finally upon Miguel.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You don't know me from Adam's off ox,&rdquo; he began genially, &ldquo;but I know
+ you, all right, all right. I hollered my head off with the rest of 'em
+ when you played merry hell in that bull-ring, last Christmas. Also, I was
+ part of your bodyguard when them greasers were trying to tickle you in the
+ ribs with their knives in that dark alley. Shake, old-timer! You done
+ yourself proud, and I'm glad to know yuh!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Miguel, for the first time in two weeks, permitted himself the luxury of
+ an expressive countenance. He gave Andy Green one quick, grateful look&mdash;and
+ a smile, the like of which made the Happy Family quiver inwardly with
+ instinctive sympathy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So you were there, too, eh?&rdquo; Miguel exclaimed softly, and rose to greet
+ him. &ldquo;And that scrap in the alley&mdash;we sure had a hell of a time there
+ for a few minutes, didn't we? Are you that tall fellow who kicked that
+ squint-eyed greaser in the stomach? Muchos gracios, senor! They were
+ piling on me three deep, right then, and I always believed they'd have got
+ me, only for a tall vaquero I couldn't locate afterward.&rdquo; He smiled again
+ that wonderful smile, which lighted the darkness of his eyes as with a
+ flame, and murmured a sentence or two in Spanish.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Did you get the spurs me and my friends sent you afterward?&rdquo; asked Andy
+ eagerly. &ldquo;We heard about the Arizona boys giving you the saddle&mdash;and
+ we raked high and low for them spurs. And, by gracious, they were beauts,
+ too&mdash;did yuh get 'em?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I wear them every day I ride,&rdquo; answered Miguel, a peculiar, caressing
+ note in his voice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I didn't know&mdash;we heard you had disappeared off the earth. Why&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Miguel laughed outright. &ldquo;To fight a bull with bare hands is one thing,
+ amigo,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;To take a chance on getting a knife stuck in your back
+ is another. Those Mexicans&mdash;they don't love the man who crosses the
+ river and makes of their bull-fights a plaything.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's right; only I thought, you being a&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not a Mexican.&rdquo; Miguel's voice sharpened a trifle. &ldquo;My father was
+ Spanish, yes. My mother&rdquo;&mdash;his eyes flashed briefly at the faces of
+ the gaping Happy Family&mdash;&ldquo;my mother was born in Ireland.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And that sure makes a hard combination to beat,&rdquo; cried Andy heartily. He
+ looked at the others&mdash;at all, that is, save Pink and Irish, who had
+ disappeared. &ldquo;Well, boys, I never thought I'd come home and find&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Miguel Rapponi,&rdquo; supplied the Native Son quickly. &ldquo;As well forget that
+ other name. And,&rdquo; he added with the shrug which the Happy Family had come
+ to hate, &ldquo;as well forget the story, also. I am not hungry for the feel of
+ a knife in my back.&rdquo; He smiled again engagingly at Andy Green. It was
+ astonishing how readily that smile had sprung to life with the warmth of a
+ little friendship, and how pleasant it was, withal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Just as you say,&rdquo; Andy agreed, not trying to hide his admiration. &ldquo;I
+ guess nobody's got a better right to holler for silence. But&mdash;say,
+ you sure delivered the goods, old boy! You musta read about it, you
+ fellows; about the American puncher that went over the line and rode one
+ of their crack bulls all round the ring, and then&mdash;&rdquo; He stopped and
+ looked apologetically at Miguel, in whose dark eyes there flashed a
+ warning light. &ldquo;I clean forgot,&rdquo; he confessed impulsively. &ldquo;This meeting
+ you here unexpectedly, like this, has kinda got me rattled, I guess. But&mdash;I
+ never saw yuh before in my life,&rdquo; he declared emphatically. &ldquo;I don't know
+ a darn thing about&mdash;anything that ever happened in an alley in the
+ city of&mdash;oh, come on, old-timer; let's talk about the weather, or
+ something safe!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After that the boys of the Flying U behaved very much as do children who
+ have quarreled foolishly and are trying shamefacedly to re-establish
+ friendly relations without the preliminary indignity of open repentance.
+ They avoided meeting the velvet-eyed glances of Miguel, and at the same
+ time they were plainly anxious to include him in their talk as if that had
+ been their habit from the first. A difficult situation to meet, even with
+ the fine aplomb of the Happy Family to ease the awkwardness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Later Miguel went unobtrusively down to the creek after his chaps; he did
+ not get them, just then, but he stood for a long time hidden behind the
+ willow-fringe, watching Pink and Irish feverishly combing out certain
+ corkscrew ringlets, and dampening their combs in the creek to facilitate
+ the process of straightening certain patches of rebellious frizzes. Miguel
+ did not laugh aloud, as Big Medicine had done. He stood until he wearied
+ of the sight, then lifted his shoulders in the gesture which may mean
+ anything, smiled and went his way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Not until dusk did Andy get a private word with him. When he did find him
+ alone, he pumped Miguel's hand up and down and afterward clutched at the
+ manger for support, and came near strangling. Miguel leaned beside him and
+ smiled to himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Good team work, old boy,&rdquo; Andy gasped at length, in a whisper. &ldquo;Best I
+ ever saw in m'life, impromptu on the spot, like that. I saw you had the
+ makings in you, soon as I caught your eye. And the whole, blame bunch fell
+ for it&mdash;woo-oof!&rdquo; He laid his face down again upon his folded arms
+ and shook in all the long length of him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They had it coming,&rdquo; said Miguel softly, with a peculiar relish. &ldquo;Two
+ whole weeks, and never a friendly word from one of them&mdash;oh, hell!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I know&mdash;I heard it all, soon as I hit the ranch,&rdquo; Andy replied
+ weakly, standing up and wiping his eyes. &ldquo;I just thought I'd learn 'em a
+ lesson&mdash;and the way you played up&mdash;say, my hat's off to you, all
+ right!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;One learns to seize opportunities without stuttering,&rdquo; Miguel observed
+ calmly&mdash;and a queer look came into his eyes as they rested upon the
+ face of Andy. &ldquo;And, if the chance comes, I'll do as much for you. By the
+ way, did you see the saddle those Arizona boys sent me? It's over here.
+ It's a pip-pin&mdash;almost as fine as the spurs, which I keep in the
+ bunk-house when they're not on my heels. And, if I didn't say so before,
+ I'm sure glad to meet the man that helped me through that alley. That big,
+ fat devil would have landed me, sure, if you hadn't&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah&mdash;what?&rdquo; Andy leaned and peered into the face of Miguel, his jaw
+ hanging slack. &ldquo;You don't mean to tell me&mdash;it's true?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;True? Why, I thought you were the fellow&mdash;&rdquo; Miguel faced him
+ steadily. His eyes were frankly puzzled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'll tell you the truth, so help me,&rdquo; Andy said heavily. &ldquo;I don't know a
+ darned thing about it, only what I read in the papers. I spent the whole
+ winter in Colorado and Wyoming. I was just joshing the boys.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh,&rdquo; said Miguel.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They stood there in the dusk and silence for a space, after which Andy
+ went forth into the night to meditate upon this thing. Miguel stood and
+ looked after him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He's the real goods when it comes to lying&mdash;but there are others,&rdquo;
+ he said aloud, and smiled a peculiar smile. But for all that he felt that
+ he was going to like Andy very much indeed. And, since the Happy Family
+ had shown a disposition to make him one of themselves, he knew that he was
+ going to become quite as foolishly attached to the Flying U as was even
+ Slim, confessedly the most rabid of partisans.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In this wise did Miguel Rapponi, then, become a member of Jim Whitmore's
+ Happy Family, and play his part in the events which followed his adoption.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER III. Bad News
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Andy Green, that honest-eyed young man whom everyone loved, but whom not a
+ man believed save when he was indulging his love for more or less
+ fantastic flights of the imagination, pulled up on the brow of Flying U
+ coulee and stared somberly at the picture spread below him. On the porch
+ of the White House the hammock swung gently under the weight of the Little
+ Doctor, who pushed her shipper-toe mechanically against a post support at
+ regular intervals while she read.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the steps the Kid was crawling laboriously upward, only to descend
+ again quite as laboriously when he attained the top. One of the boys was
+ just emerging from the blacksmith shop; from the build of him Andy knew it
+ must be either Weary or Irish, though it would take a much closer
+ observation, and some familiarity with the two to identify the man more
+ exactly. In the corral were a swirl of horses and an overhanging cloud of
+ dust, with two or three figures discernible in the midst, and away in the
+ little pasture two other figures were galloping after a fleeing dozen of
+ horses. While he looked, old Patsy came out of the messhouse, and went,
+ with flapping flour-sack apron, to the woodpile.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Peaceful it was, and home-like and contentedly prosperous; a little world
+ tucked away in its hills, with its own little triumphs and defeats, its
+ own heartaches and rejoicings; a lucky little world, because its triumphs
+ had been satisfying, its defeats small, its heartaches brief, and its
+ rejoicings untainted with harassment or guilt. Yet Andy stared down upon
+ it with a frown; and, when he twitched the reins and began the descent, he
+ sighed impatiently.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Past the stable he rode with scarcely a glance toward Weary, who shouted a
+ casual &ldquo;Hello&rdquo; at him from the corral; through the big gate and up the
+ trail to the White House, and straight to the porch, where the Little
+ Doctor flipped a leaf of her magazine and glanced at him with a smile, and
+ the Kid turned his plump body upon the middle step and wrinkled his nose
+ in a smile of recognition, while he threw out an arm in welcome, and made
+ a wobbling effort to get upon his feet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy smiled at the Kid, but his smile did not reach his eyes, and faded
+ almost immediately. He glanced at the Little Doctor, sent his horse past
+ the steps and the Kid, and close to the railing, so that he could lean and
+ toss the mail into the Little Doctor's lap. There was a yellow envelope
+ among the letters, and her fingers singled it out curiously. Andy folded
+ his hands upon the saddle-horn and watched her frankly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Must be from J. G.,&rdquo; guessed the Little Doctor, inserting a slim finger
+ under the badly sealed flap. &ldquo;I've been wondering if he wasn't going to
+ send some word&mdash;he's been gone a week&mdash;Baby! He's right between
+ your horse's legs, Andy! Oh-h&mdash;baby boy, what won't you do next?&rdquo; She
+ scattered letters and papers from her lap and flew to the rescue. &ldquo;Will he
+ kick, Andy? You little ruffian.&rdquo; She held out her arms coaxingly from the
+ top of the steps, and her face, Andy saw when he looked at her, had lost
+ some of its color.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The horse is quiet enough,&rdquo; he reassured her. &ldquo;But at the same time I
+ wouldn't hand him out as a plaything for a kid.&rdquo; He leaned cautiously and
+ peered backward.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh&mdash;did you ever see such a child! Come to mother, Baby!&rdquo; Her voice
+ was becoming strained.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Kid, wrinkling his nose, and jabbering unintelligibly at her, so that
+ four tiny teeth showed in his pink mouth, moved farther backward, and sat
+ down violently under the horse's sweat-roughened belly. He wriggled round
+ so that he faced forward, reached out gleefully, caught the front
+ fetlocks, and cried &ldquo;Dup!&rdquo; while he pulled. The Little Doctor turned
+ white.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He's all right,&rdquo; soothed Andy, and, leaning with a twist of his slim
+ body, caught the Kid firmly by the back of his pink dress, and lifted him
+ clear of danger. He came up with a red face, tossed the Kid into the eager
+ arms of the Little Doctor, and soothed his horse with soft words and a
+ series of little slaps upon the neck. He was breathing unevenly, because
+ the Kid had really been in rather a ticklish position; but the Little
+ Doctor had her face hidden on the baby's neck and did not see.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Where's Chip?&rdquo; Andy turned to ride back to the stable, glancing toward
+ the telegram lying on the floor of the porch; and from it his eyes went to
+ the young woman trying to laugh away her trembling while she scolded
+ adoringly her adventurous man-child. He was about to speak again, but
+ thought better of it, and sighed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Down at the stables somewhere&mdash;I don't know, really; the boys can
+ tell you. Mother's baby mustn't touch the naughty horses. Naughty horses
+ hurt mother's baby! Make him cry!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy gave her a long look, which had in it much pity, and rode away. He
+ knew what was in that telegram, for the agent had told him when he hunted
+ him up at Rusty Brown's and gave it to him; and the horse of Andy bore
+ mute testimony to the speed with which he had brought it to the ranch. Not
+ until he had reached the coulee had he slackened his pace. He decided,
+ after that glance, that he would not remind her that she had not read the
+ telegram; instead, he thought he ought to find Chip immediately and send
+ him to her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Chip was rummaging after something in the store-house, and, when Andy saw
+ him there, he dismounted and stood blotting out the light from the
+ doorway. Chip looked up, said &ldquo;Hello&rdquo; carelessly, and flung an old slicker
+ aside that he might search beneath it. &ldquo;Back early, aren't you?&rdquo; he asked,
+ for sake of saying something.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy's attitude was not as casual as he would have had it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Say, maybe you better go on up to the house,&rdquo; he began diffidently. &ldquo;I
+ guess your wife wants to see yuh, maybe.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Just as a good wife should,&rdquo; grinned Chip. &ldquo;What's the matter? Kid fall
+ off the porch?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;N-o-o&mdash;I brought out a wire from Chicago. It's from a doctor there&mdash;some
+ hospital. The&mdash;Old Man got hurt. One of them cussed automobiles
+ knocked him down. They want you to come.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Chip had straightened up and was hooking at Andy blankly. &ldquo;If you're just&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Honest,&rdquo; Andy asserted, and flushed a little. &ldquo;I'll go tell some one to
+ catch up the team&mdash;you'll want to make that 11:20, I take it.&rdquo; He
+ added, as Chip went by him hastily, &ldquo;I had the agent wire for sleeper
+ berths on the 11:20 so&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thanks. Yes, you have the team caught up, Andy.&rdquo; Chip was already well on
+ his way to the house.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy waited till he saw the Little Doctor come hurriedly to the end of the
+ porch overlooking the pathway, with the telegram fluttering in her
+ fingers, and then led his horse down through the gate and to the stable.
+ He yanked the saddle off, turned the tired animal into a stall, and went
+ on to the corral, where he leaned elbows on a warped rail and peered
+ through at the turmoil within. Close beside him stood Weary, with his loop
+ dragging behind him, waiting for a chance to throw it over the head of a
+ buckskin three-year-old with black mane and tail.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Get in here and make a hand, why don't you?&rdquo; Weary bantered, his eye on
+ the buckskin. &ldquo;Good chance to make a 'rep' for yourself, Andy. Gawd
+ greased that buckskin&mdash;he sure can slide out from under a rope as
+ easy&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He broke off to flip the hoop dexterously forward, had the reward of
+ seeing the buckskin dodge backward, so that the rope barely flicked him on
+ the nose, and drew in his rope disgustedly. &ldquo;Come on, Andy&mdash;my hands
+ are up in the air; I can't land him&mdash;that's the fourth throw.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy's interest in the buckskin, however, was scant. His face was sober,
+ his whole attitude one of extreme dejection.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You got the tummy-ache?&rdquo; Pink inquired facetiously, moving around so that
+ he got a fair look at his face.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Naw&mdash;his girl's went back on him!&rdquo; Happy Jack put in, coiling his
+ rope as he came up.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, shut up!&rdquo; Andy's voice was sharp with trouble. &ldquo;Boys, the Old Man's&mdash;well,
+ he's most likely dead by this time. I brought out a telegram&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Go on!&rdquo; Pink's eyes widened incredulously. &ldquo;Don't you try that kind of a
+ load, Andy Green, or I'll just about&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, you fellows make me sick!&rdquo; Andy took his elbows off the rail and
+ stood straight. &ldquo;Dammit, the telegram's up at the house&mdash;go and read
+ it yourselves, then!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The three stared after him doubtfully, fear struggling with the caution
+ born of much experience.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He don't act, to me, like he was putting up a josh,&rdquo; Weary stated
+ uneasily, after a minute of silence. &ldquo;Run up to the house and find out,
+ Cadwalloper. The Old Man&mdash;oh, good Lord!&rdquo; The tan on Weary's face
+ took a lighter tinge. &ldquo;Scoot&mdash;it won't take but a minute to find out
+ for sure. Go on, Pink.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So help me Josephine, I'll kill that same Andy Green if he's lied about
+ it,&rdquo; Pink declared, while he climbed the fence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In three minutes he was back, and before he had said a word, his face
+ confirmed the bad news. Their eyes besought him for details, and he gave
+ them jerkily. &ldquo;Automobile run over him. He ain't dead, but they think&mdash;Chip
+ and the Little Doctor are going to catch the night train. You go haze in
+ the team, Happy. And give 'em a feed of oats, Chip said.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Irish and Big Medicine, seeing the three standing soberly together there,
+ and sensing something unusual, came up and heard the news in stunned
+ silence. Andy, forgetting his pique at their first disbelief, came
+ forlornly back and stood with them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Old Man&mdash;the thing could not be true! To every man of them his
+ presence, conjured by the impending tragedy, was almost a palpable thing.
+ His stocky figure seemed almost to stand in their midst; he looked at them
+ with his whimsical eyes, which had the radiating crows-feet of age, humor
+ and habitual squinting against sun and wind; the bald spot on his head,
+ the wrinkling shirt-collar that seldom knew a tie, the carpet slippers
+ which were his favorite footgear because they were kind to his bunions,
+ his husky voice, good-naturedly complaining, were poignantly real to them
+ at that moment. Then Irish mentally pictured him lying maimed, dying,
+ perhaps, in a far-off hospital among strangers, and swore.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If he's got to die, it oughta be here, where folks know him and&mdash;where
+ he knows&mdash;&rdquo; Irish was not accustomed to giving voice to his deeper
+ feelings, and he blundered awkwardly over it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I never did go much on them darned hospitals, anyway,&rdquo; Weary observed
+ gloomily. &ldquo;He oughta be home, where folks can look after him. Mam-ma! It
+ sure is a fright.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I betche Chip and the Little Doctor won't get there in time,&rdquo; Happy Jack
+ predicted, with his usual pessimism. &ldquo;The Old Man's gittin' old&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He ain't but fifty-two; yuh call that old, consarn yuh? He's younger
+ right now than you'll be when you're forty.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Countess is going along, too, so she can ride herd on the Kid,&rdquo; Pink
+ informed then. &ldquo;I heard the Little Doctor tell her to pack up, and 'never
+ mind if she did have sponge all set!' Countess seemed to think her bread
+ was a darned sight more important than the Old Man. That's the way with
+ women. They'll pass up&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, by golly, I like to see a woman take some interest in her own
+ affairs,&rdquo; Slim defended. &ldquo;What they packin' up for, and where they goin'?&rdquo;
+ Slim had just ridden up to the group in time to overhear Pink's criticism.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They told him the news, and Slim swallowed twice, said &ldquo;By golly!&rdquo; quite
+ huskily, and then rode slowly away with his head bowed. He had worked for
+ the Flying U when it was strictly a bachelor outfit, and with the tenacity
+ of slow minds he held J. G. Whitmore, his beloved &ldquo;Old Man,&rdquo; as but a
+ degree lower than that mysterious power which made the sun to shine&mdash;and,
+ if the truth were known, he had accepted him as being quite as eternal.
+ His loyalty adjusted everything to the interests of the Flying U. That the
+ Old Man could die&mdash;the possibility stunned him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They were a sorry company that gathered that night around the long table
+ with its mottled oil-cloth covering and benches polished to a glass-like
+ smoothness with their own vigorous bodies. They did not talk much about
+ the Old Man; indeed, they came no nearer the subject than to ask Weary if
+ he were going to drive the team in to Dry Lake. They did not talk much
+ about anything, for that matter; even the knives and forks seemed to share
+ the general depression of spirits, and failed to give forth the cheerful
+ clatter which was a daily accompaniment of meals in that room.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Old Patsy, he who had cooked for J. G. Whitmore when the Flying U coulee
+ was a wilderness and the brand yet unrecorded and the irons unmade&mdash;Patsy
+ lumbered heavily about the room and could not find his dish-cloth when it
+ was squeezed tight in one great, fat hand, and unthinkingly started to
+ fill their coffee cups from the tea-kettle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Py cosh, I vould keel der fool vot made her first von of der
+ automo-beels, yet!&rdquo; he exclaimed unexpectedly, after a long silence, and
+ cast his pipe vindictively toward his bunk in one corner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Happy Family looked around at him, then understandingly at one
+ another.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Same here, Patsy,&rdquo; Jack Bates agreed. &ldquo;What they want of the damned
+ things when the country's full uh good horses gits me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So some Yahoo with just sense enough to put goggles on to cover up his
+ fool face can run over folks he ain't good enough to speak to, by cripes!&rdquo;
+ Big Medicine glared aggressively up and down the table.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Weary got up suddenly and went out, and Slim followed him, though his
+ supper was half-uneaten.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This goin' to be hard on the Little Doctor&mdash;only brother she's got,&rdquo;
+ they heard Happy Jack point out unnecessarily; and Weary, the equable, was
+ guilty of slamming the door so that the whole building shook, by way of
+ demonstrating his dislike of speech upon the subject.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They were a sorry company who waved hands at the Little Doctor and the Kid
+ and the Countess, just when the afterglow of a red sunset was merging into
+ the vague, purple shadows of coming dusk. They stood silent, for the most
+ part, and let them go without the usual facetious advice to &ldquo;Be good to
+ yourselves,&rdquo; and the hackneyed admonition to Chip to keep out of jail if
+ he could. There must have been something very wistful in their faces, for
+ the Little Doctor smiled bravely down upon then from the buggy seat, and
+ lifted up the Kid for a four-toothed smile and an ecstatic &ldquo;Bye!&rdquo;
+ accompanied by a vigorous flopping of hands, which included then all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We'll telegraph first thing, boys,&rdquo; the Little Doctor called back, as the
+ rig chucked into the pebbly creek crossing. &ldquo;We'll keep you posted, and
+ I'll write all the particulars as soon as I can. Don't think the worst&mdash;unless
+ you have to. I don't.&rdquo; She smiled again, and waved her hand hastily
+ because of the Kid's contortions; and, though the smile had tears close
+ behind it, though her voice was tremulous in spite of herself, the Happy
+ Family took heart from her courage and waved their hats gravely, and
+ smiled back as best they could.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There's a lot uh cake you boys might just as well eat up,&rdquo; the Countess
+ called belatedly. &ldquo;It'll all dry out, if yuh don't&mdash;and there ain't
+ no use wastin' it&mdash;and there's two lemon pies in the brown cupboard,
+ and what under the shinin' sun&mdash;&rdquo; The wheels bumped violently against
+ a rock, and the Happy Family heard no more.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER IV. Some Hopes
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ On the third day after the Happy Family decided that there should be some
+ word from Chicago; and, since that day was Sunday, they rode in a body to
+ Dry Lake after it. They had not discussed the impending tragedy very much,
+ but they were an exceedingly Unhappy Family, nevertheless; and, since
+ Flying U coulee was but a place of gloom, they were not averse to leaving
+ it behind them for a few hours, and riding where every stick and stone did
+ not remind then of the Old Man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In Dry Lake was a message, brief but heartening:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;J. G. still alive. Some hopes&rdquo;.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They left the station with lighter spirits after reading that; rode to the
+ hotel, tied their horses to the long hitching pole there and went in. And
+ right there the Happy Family unwittingly became cast for the leading parts
+ in one of those dramas of the West which never is heard of outside the
+ theater in which grim circumstance stages it for a single playing&mdash;unless,
+ indeed, the curtain rings down on a tragedy that brings the actors before
+ their district judge for trial. And, as so frequently is the case, the
+ beginning was casual to the point of triviality.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sary, Ellen, Marg'reet, Sybilly and Jos'phine Denson (spelled in
+ accordance with parental pronunciation) were swinging idly upon the
+ hitching pole, with the self-conscious sang froid of country children come
+ to town. They backed away from the Happy Family's approach, grinned
+ foolishly in response to their careless greeting, and tittered openly at
+ the resplendence of the Native Son, who was wearing his black Angora chaps
+ with the three white diamonds down each leg, the gay horsehair hatband,
+ crimson neckerchief and Mexican spurs with their immense rowels and ornate
+ conchos of hand-beaten silver. Sary, Ellen, Marg'reet, Jos'phine and
+ Sybilly were also resplendent, in their way. Their carroty hair was tied
+ with ribbons quite aggressively new, their freckles shone with maternal
+ scrubbing, and there was a hint of home-made &ldquo;crochet-lace&rdquo; beneath each
+ stiffly starched dress.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hello, kids,&rdquo; Weary greeted them amiably, with a secret smile over the
+ memory of a time when they had purloined the Little Doctor's pills and had
+ made reluctant acquaintance with a stomach pump. &ldquo;Where's the circus going
+ to be at?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There ain't goin' to be no circus,&rdquo; Sybilly retorted, because she was the
+ forward one of the family. &ldquo;We're going away; on the train. The next one
+ that comes along. We're going to be on it all night, too; and we'll have
+ to eat on it, too.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, by golly, you'll want something to eat, then!&rdquo; Slim was feeling
+ abstractedly in his pocket for a coin, for these were the nieces of the
+ Countess, and therefore claimed more than a cursory interest from Slim.
+ &ldquo;You take this up to the store and see if yuh can't swop it for something
+ good to eat.&rdquo; Because Sary was the smallest of the lot he pressed the
+ dollar into her shrinking, amazed palm.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Paw's got more money'n that,&rdquo; Sybilly announced proudly. &ldquo;Paw's got a
+ million dollars. A man bought our ranch and gave him a lot of money. We're
+ rich now. Maybe paw'll buy us a phony-graft. He said maybe he would. And
+ maw's goin' to have a blue silk dress with green onto it. And&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Better haze along and buy that grub stake,&rdquo; Slim interrupted the family
+ gift for profuse speech. He had caught the boys grinning, and fancied that
+ they were tracing a likeness between the garrulity of Sybilly and the
+ fluency of her aunt, the Countess. &ldquo;You don't want that train to go off
+ and leave yuh, by golly.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wonder who bought Denson out?&rdquo; Cal Emmett asked of no one in particular,
+ as the children went strutting off to the store to spend the dollar which
+ little Sary clutched so tightly it seemed as if the goddess of liberty
+ must surely have been imprinted upon her palm.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When they went inside and found Denson himself pompously &ldquo;setting 'em up
+ to the house,&rdquo; Cal repeated the question in a slightly different form to
+ the man himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Denson, while he was ready to impress the beholders with his unaccustomed
+ affluence, became noticeably embarrassed at the inquiry, and edged off
+ into vague generalities.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I jest nacherlly had to sell when I got m' price,&rdquo; he told the Happy
+ Family in a tone that savored strongly of apology. &ldquo;I like the country,
+ and I like m' neighbors fine. Never'd ask for better than the Flyin' U has
+ been t' me. I ain't got no kick comin' there. Sorry to hear the Old Man's
+ hurt back East. Mary was real put out at not bein' able to see Louise
+ 'fore she went away&rdquo;&mdash;Louise being the Countess' and Mary Denson's
+ sister&mdash;&ldquo;but soon as I sold I got oneasy like. The feller wanted
+ p'session right away, too, so I told Mary we might as well start b'fore we
+ git outa the notion. I wouldn't uh cared about sellin', maybe, but the
+ kids needs to be in school. They're growin' up in ign'rance out here, and
+ Mary's folks wants us to come back 'n' settle close handy by&mdash;they
+ been at us t' sell out and move fer the last five years, now, and I told
+ Mary&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Even Cal forgot, eventually, that he had asked a question which remained
+ unanswered; what interest he had felt at first was smothered to death
+ beneath that blanket of words, and he eagerly followed the boys out and
+ over to Rusty Brown's place, where Denson, because of an old grudge
+ against Rusty, might be trusted not to follow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mamma!&rdquo; Weary commented amusedly, when they were crossing the street,
+ &ldquo;that Denson bunch can sure talk the fastest and longest, and say the
+ least, of any outfit I ever saw.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wonder who did buy him out?&rdquo; Jack Bates queried. &ldquo;Old ginger-whiskers
+ didn't pass out any facts, yuh notice. He couldn't have got much; his
+ land's mostly gravel and 'doby patches. He's got a water right on Flying U
+ creek, you know&mdash;first right, at that, seems to me&mdash;and a dandy
+ fine spring in that coulee. Wonder why our outfit didn't buy him out&mdash;seeing
+ he wanted to sell so bad?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This wantin' to sell is something I never heard of b'fore,&rdquo; Slim said
+ slowly. &ldquo;To hear him tell it, that ranch uh hisn was worth a dollar an
+ inch, by golly. I don't b'lieve he's been wantin' to sell out. If he had,
+ Mis' Bixby woulda said something about it. She don't know about this here
+ sellin' business, or she'd a said&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yeah, you can most generally bank on the Countess telling all she knows,&rdquo;
+ Cal assented with some sarcasm; at which Slim grunted and turned sulky
+ afterward.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Denson and his affairs they speedily forgot for a time, in the diversion
+ which Rusty Brown's familiar place afforded to young men with unjaded
+ nerves and a zest for the primitive pleasures. Not until mid-afternoon did
+ it occur to them that Flying U coulee was deserted by all save old Patsy,
+ and that there were chores to be done, if all the creatures of the coulee
+ would sleep in comfort that night. Pink, therefore, withdrew his challenge
+ to the bunch, and laid his billiard cue down with a sigh and the remark
+ that all he lacked was time, to have the scalps of every last one of them
+ hanging from his belt. Pink was figurative in his speech, you will
+ understand; and also a bit vainglorious over beating Andy Green and Big
+ Medicine twice in succession.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It occurred to Weary then that a word of cheer to the Old Man and his
+ anxious watchers might not cone amiss. Therefore the Happy Family mounted
+ and rode to the depot to send it, and on the way wrangled over the wording
+ of the message after their usual contentious manner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Better tell 'em everything is fine, at this end uh the line,&rdquo; Cal
+ suggested, and was hooted at for a poet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Just say,&rdquo; Weary began, when he was interrupted by the discordant clamor
+ from a trainload of sheep that had just pulled in and stopped. &ldquo;'Maa-aa,
+ Ma-a-aaa,' darn yuh,&rdquo; he shouted derisively, at the peering, plaintive
+ faces, glimpsed between the close-set bars. &ldquo;Mamma, how I do love sheep!&rdquo;
+ Whereupon he put spurs to his horse and galloped down to the station to
+ rid his ears of the turbulent wave of protest from the cars.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Naturally it required some time to compose the telegram in a style
+ satisfactory to all parties. Outside, cars banged together, an engine
+ snorted stertorously, and suffocating puffs of coal smoke now and then
+ invaded the waiting-room while the Happy Family were sending that message
+ of cheer to Chicago. If you are curious, the final version of their
+ combined sentiments was not at all spectacular. It said merely:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Everything fine here. Take good care of the Old Man. How's the Kid
+ stacking up?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was signed simply &ldquo;The Bunch.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mary's little lambs are here yet, I see,&rdquo; the Native Son remarked
+ carelessly when they went out. &ldquo;Enough lambs for all the Marys in the
+ country. How would you like to be Mary?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not for me,&rdquo; Irish declared, and turned his face away from the stench of
+ them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Others there were who rode the length of the train with faces averted and
+ looks of disdain; cowmen, all of them, they shared the range prejudice,
+ and took no pains to hide it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The wind blew strong from the east, that day; it whistled through the
+ open, double-decked cars packed with gray, woolly bodies, whose voices
+ were ever raised in strident complaint; and the stench of them smote the
+ unaccustomed nostrils of the Happy Family and put them to disgusted flight
+ up the track and across it to where the air was clean again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Honest to grandma, I'd make the poorest kind of a sheepherder,&rdquo; Big
+ Medicine bawled earnestly, when they were well away from the noise and
+ smell of the detested animals. &ldquo;If I had to herd sheep, by cripes, do you
+ know what I'd do? I'd haze 'em into a coulee and turn loose with a good
+ rifle and plenty uh shells, and call in the coyotes to git a square meal.
+ That's the way I'd herd sheep. It's the only way you can shut 'em up. They
+ just 'baa-aa, baa-aa, baa-aa' from the time they're dropped till somebody
+ kills 'em off. Honest, they blat in their sleep. I've heard 'em.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;When you and the dogs were shooting off coyotes?&rdquo; asked Andy Green
+ pointedly, and so precipitated dissension which lasted for ten miles.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER V. Sheep
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Slim rising first from dinner on the next day but one opened the door of
+ the mess-house, and stood there idly picking his teeth before he went
+ about his work. After a minute of listening to the boys &ldquo;joshing&rdquo; old
+ Patsy about some gooseberry pies he had baked without sugar, he turned his
+ face outward, threw up his head like a startled bull, and began to sniff.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Say, I smell sheep, by golly!&rdquo; he announced in the bellowing tone which
+ was his conversational voice, and sniffed again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, that's just a left-over in your system from the dose yuh got in town
+ Sunday,&rdquo; Weary explained soothingly. &ldquo;I've smelled sheep, and tasted
+ sheep, and dreamed sheep, ever since.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, by golly, it's sheep! It ain't no memory. I&mdash;I b'hieve I hear
+ 'em, too, by golly.&rdquo; Slim stepped out away from the building and faced
+ suspiciously down the coulee.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Slim, I never suspected you of imagination before,&rdquo; the Native Son
+ drawled, and loitered out to where Slim stood still sniffing. &ldquo;I wonder if
+ you're catching it from Andy and me. Don't you think you ought to be
+ vaccinated?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That ain't imagination,&rdquo; Pink called out from within. &ldquo;When anybody
+ claims there's sheep in Flying U coulee, that's straight loco.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come on out here and smell 'em yourself, then!&rdquo; Slim bawled indignantly.
+ &ldquo;I never seen such an outfit as this is gittin' to be; you fellers don't
+ believe nobody, no more. We ain't all Andy Greens.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Upon hearing this Andy pushed back his chair and strolled outside. He
+ clapped his hand down upon Slim's fat-cushioned shoulder and swayed him
+ gently. &ldquo;Never mind, Slim; you can't all be famous,&rdquo; he comforted. &ldquo;Some
+ day, maybe, I'll teach yuh the fine art of lying more convincingly than
+ the ordinary man can tell the truth. It is a fine art; it takes a genius
+ to put it across. Now, the only time anybody doubts my word is when I'm
+ sticking to the truth hike a sand burr to a dog's tail.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From away to the west, borne on the wind which swept steadily down the
+ coulee, came that faint, humming sing-song, which can be made only by a
+ herd of a thousand or more sheep, all blatting in different keys&mdash;or
+ by a distant band playing monotonously upon the middle octave of their
+ varied instruments.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Slim's right, by gracious! It's sheep, sure as yuh live.&rdquo; Andy did not
+ wait for more, but started at a fast walk for the stable and his horse.
+ After him went the Native Son, who had not been with the Flying U long
+ enough to sense the magnitude of the affront, and Slim, who knew to a
+ nicety just what &ldquo;cowmen&rdquo; considered the unpardonable sin, and the rest of
+ the Happy Family, who were rather incredulous still.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Must be some fool herder just crossing the coulee, on the move
+ somewhere,&rdquo; Weary gave as a solution. &ldquo;Half of 'em don't know a fence when
+ they see it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As they galloped toward the sound and the smell, they expressed freely
+ their opinion of sheep, the men who owned them, and the lunatics who
+ watched over the blatting things. They were cattlemen to the marrow in
+ their bones, and they gloried in their prejudice against the woolly
+ despoilers of the range.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All these years had the Flying U been immune from the nuisance, save for
+ an occasional trespasser, who was quickly sent about his business. The
+ Flying U range had been kept in the main inviolate from the little, gray
+ vandals, which ate the grass clean to the sod, and trampled with their
+ sharp-pointed hoofs the very roots into lifelessness; which polluted the
+ water-holes and creeks until cattle and horses went thirsty rather than
+ drink; which, in that land of scant rainfall, devastated the range where
+ they fed so that a long-established prairie-dog town was not more barren.
+ What wonder if the men who owned cattle, and those who tended them, hated
+ sheep? So does the farmer dread an invasion of grasshoppers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A mile down the coulee they came upon the band with two herders and four
+ dogs keeping watch. Across the coulee and up the hillsides they spread
+ like a noisome gray blanket. &ldquo;Maa-aa, maa-aa, maa-aa,&rdquo; two thousand strong
+ they blatted a strident medley while they hurried here and there after
+ sweeter bunches of grass, very much like a disturbed ant-hill.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The herders loitered upon either slope, their dogs lying close beside
+ them. There was good grass in that part of the coulee; the Flying U had
+ saved it for the saddle horses that were to be gathered and held
+ temporarily at the ranch; for it would save herding, and a week in that
+ pasture would put a keen edge on their spirits for the hard work of the
+ calf roundup. A dozen or two that ranged close had already been driven
+ into the field and were feeding disdainfully in a corner as far away from
+ the sheep as the fence would permit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Happy Family, riding close-grouped, stiffened in their saddles and
+ stared amazed at the outrage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Sheepherders never did have any nerve,&rdquo; Irish observed after a minute.
+ &ldquo;They keep their places fine! They'll drive their sheep right into your
+ dooryard and tell 'en to help themselves to anything that happens to look
+ good to them. Oh, they're sure modest and retiring!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Weary, who had charge of the outfit during Chip's absence, was making
+ straight for the nearest herder. Pink and Andy went with him, as a matter
+ of course.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You fellows ride up around that side, and put the run on them sheep,&rdquo;
+ Weary shouted back to the others. &ldquo;We'll start the other side moving. Make
+ 'em travel&mdash;back where they came from.&rdquo; He jerked his head toward the
+ north. He knew, just as they all knew, that there had been no sheep to the
+ south, unless one counted those that ranged across the Missouri river.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As the three forced their horses up the steep slope, the herder, sitting
+ slouched upon a rock, glanced up at them dully. He had a long stick, with
+ which he was apathetically turning over the smaller stones within his
+ reach, and as apathetically killing the black bugs that scuttled out from
+ the moist earth beneath. He desisted from this unexciting pastime as they
+ drew near, and eyed them with the sullenness that comes of long isolation
+ when the person's nature forbids that other extreme of babbling garrulity,
+ for no man can live long months alone and remain perfectly normal. Nature,
+ that stern mistress, always exacts a penalty from us foolish mortals who
+ would ignore the instincts she has wisely implanted within us for our
+ good.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Maybe,&rdquo; Weary began mildly and without preface, &ldquo;you don't know this is
+ private property. Get busy with your dogs, and haze these sheep back on
+ the bench.&rdquo; He waved his hand to the north. &ldquo;And, when you get a good
+ start in that direction,&rdquo; he added, &ldquo;yuh better keep right on going.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The herder surveyed him morosely, but he said nothing; neither did he rise
+ from the rock to obey the command. The dogs sat upon their haunches and
+ perked their ears inquiringly, as if they understood better than did their
+ master that these men were not to be quite overlooked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I meant to-day,&rdquo; Weary hinted, with the manner of one who deliberately
+ holds his voice quiet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I never asked yuh what yuh meant,&rdquo; the herder mumbled, scowling. &ldquo;We got
+ to keep 'em on water another hour, yet.&rdquo; He went back to turning over the
+ small rocks and to pursuing with his stick the bugs, as if the whole
+ subject were squeezed dry of interest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For a minute Weary stared unwinkingly down at him, uncertain whether to
+ resent this as pure insolence, or to condone it as imbecility. &ldquo;Mamma!&rdquo; he
+ breathed eloquently, and grinned at Andy and Pink. &ldquo;This is a real
+ talkative cuss, and obliging, too. Come on, boys; he's too busy to bother
+ with a little thing like sheep.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He led the way around to the far side of the band, the nearest sheep
+ scuttling away from then as they passed. &ldquo;I don't suppose we could work
+ the combination on those dogs&mdash;what?&rdquo; he considered aloud, glancing
+ back at them where they still sat upon their haunches and watched the
+ strange riders. &ldquo;Say, Cadwalloper, you took a few lessons in sheepherding,
+ a couple of years ago, when you was stuck on that girl&mdash;remember?
+ Whistle 'em up here and set 'en to work.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You go to the devil,&rdquo; Pink's curved hips replied amiably to his boss.
+ &ldquo;I've got loss-uh-memory on the sheep business.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whereat Weary grinned and said no more about it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the opposite side of the coulee, the boys seemed to be laboring quite
+ as fruitlessly with the other herder. They heard Big Medicine's truculent
+ bellow, as he leaned from the saddle and waved a fist close to the face of
+ the herder, but, though they rode with their eyes fixed upon the group,
+ they failed to see any resultant movement of dogs, sheep or man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is, at times, a certain safety in being the hopeless minority.
+ Though seven indignant cowpunchers surrounded him, that herder was secure
+ from any personal molestation&mdash;and he knew it. They were seven
+ against one; therefore, after making some caustic remarks, which produced
+ as little effect as had Weary's command upon the first man, the seven were
+ constrained to ride here and there along the wavering, gray line, and,
+ with shouts and swinging ropes, themselves drive the sheep from the
+ coulee.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was much clamor and dust and riding to and fro. There was language
+ which would have made the mothers of then weep, and there were faces grown
+ crimson from wrath. Eventually, however, the Happy Family faced the north
+ fence of the Flying U boundary, and saw the last woolly back scrape under
+ the lower wire, leaving a toll of greasy wool hanging from the barbs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The herders had drawn together, and were looking on from a distance, and
+ the four dogs were yelping uneasily over their enforced inaction. The
+ Happy Family went back and rounded up the herders, and by sheer weight of
+ numbers forced them to the fence without laying so much as a finger upon
+ then. The one who had been killing black bugs gave then an ugly look as he
+ crawled through, but even he did not say anything.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Snap them wires down where they belong,&rdquo; Weary commanded tersely.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The man hesitated a minute, then sullenly unhooked the barbs of the two
+ lower strands, so that the wires, which had thus been lifted to permit the
+ passing of the sheep, twanged apart and once more stretched straight from
+ post to post.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, just keep in mind the fact that fences are built for use. This is a
+ private ranch, and sheep are just about as welcome as smallpox. Haze them
+ stinking things as far north as they'll travel before dark, and at
+ daylight start 'em going again. Where's your camp, anyhow?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;None of your business,&rdquo; mumbled the bugkiller sourly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Weary scanned the undulating slope beyond the fence, saw no sign of a
+ camp, and glanced uncertainly at his fellows. &ldquo;Well, it don't matter much
+ where it is; you see to it you don't sleep within five miles of here, or
+ you're liable to have bad dreams. Hit the trail, now!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They waited inside the fence until the retreating sheep lost their
+ individuality as blatting animals, ambling erratically here and there,
+ while they moved toward the brow of the hill, and merged into a great,
+ gray blotch against the faint green of the new grass&mdash;a blotch from
+ which rose again that vibrant, sing-song humming of many voices mingled.
+ Then they rode back down the coulee to their own work, taking it for
+ granted that the trespassing was an incident which would not be repeated&mdash;by
+ those particular sheep, at any rate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was, therefore, with something of a shock that the Happy Family awoke
+ the next morning to hear Pink's melodious treble shouting in the
+ bunk-house at sunrise next morning:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'G'wa-a-y round' 'em, Shep! Seven black ones in the coulee!&rdquo; Men who know
+ well the West are familiar with that facetious call.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, what's the matter with yuh?&rdquo; Irish raised a rumpled, brown head from
+ his pillow, and blinked sleepily at him. &ldquo;I've been dreaming I was a
+ sheepherder, all night.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, you've got the swellest chance in the world to 'make every dream
+ cone true, dearie,'&rdquo; Pink retorted. &ldquo;The whole blamed coulee's full uh
+ sheep. I woke up a while ago and thought I just imagined I heard 'en
+ again; so I went out to take a look&mdash;or a smell, it was&mdash;and
+ they're sure enough there!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Weary swung one long leg out from under his blankets and reached for his
+ clothes. He did not say anything, but his face portended trouble for the
+ invaders.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Say!&rdquo; cried Big Medicine, coming out of his bunk as if it were afire, &ldquo;I
+ tell yuh right now then blattin' human apes wouldn't git gay around here
+ if I was runnin' this outfit. The way I'd have of puttin' them sheep on
+ the run wouldn't be slow, by cripes! I'll guarantee&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By then the bunk-house was buzzing with voices, and there was none to give
+ heed to Big Medicine s blatant boasting. Others there were who seemed
+ rather inclined to give Weary good advice while they pulled on their boots
+ and sought for their gloves and rolled early-morning cigarettes, and
+ otherwise prepared themselves for what Fate might have waiting for then
+ outside the door.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Are you sure they're in the coulee, Cadwalloper?&rdquo; Weary asked, during a
+ brief lull. &ldquo;They could be up on the hill&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hell, yes!&rdquo; was Pink's forceful answer. &ldquo;They could be on the hill, but
+ they ain't. Why, darn it, they're straggling into the little pasture! I
+ could see 'em from the stable. They&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come and eat your breakfast first, boys, anyway.&rdquo; Weary had his hand upon
+ the door-knob. &ldquo;A few minutes more won't make any difference, one way or
+ the other.&rdquo; He went out and over to the mess-house to see if Patsy had the
+ coffee ready; for this was a good three-quarters of an hour earlier than
+ the Flying U outfit usually bestirred themselves on these days of
+ preparation for roundup and waiting for good grass.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'll be darned if I'd be as calm as he is,&rdquo; Cal Emmett muttered while the
+ door was being closed. &ldquo;Good thing the Old Man ain't here, now. He'd go
+ straight up in the air. He wouldn't wait for no breakfast.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I betche there'll be a killin' yet, before we're through with them
+ sheep,&rdquo; gloomed Happy Jack. &ldquo;When sheepherders starts in once to be
+ ornery, there ain't no way uh stoppin' 'em except by killin' 'em off. And
+ that'll mean the pen for a lot of us fellers&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, by golly, it won't be me,&rdquo; Slim declared loudly. &ldquo;Yuh wouldn't
+ ketch me goin' t' jail for no doggone sheepherder. They oughta be a bounty
+ on 'en by rights.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Seems queer they'd be right back here this morning, after being hazed out
+ yesterday afternoon,&rdquo; said Andy Green thoughtfully. &ldquo;Looks like they're
+ plumb anxious to build a lot of trouble for themselves.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Patsy, thumping energetically the bottom of a tin pan, sent them trooping
+ to the mess-house. There it was evident that the breakfast had been unduly
+ hurried; there were no biscuits in sight, for one thing, though Patsy was
+ lumbering about the stove frying hot-cakes. They were in too great a hurry
+ to wait for them, however. They swallowed their coffee hurriedly, bolted a
+ few mouthfuls of meat and fried eggs, and let it go at that.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Weary looked at then with a faint smile. &ldquo;I'm going to give a few of you
+ fellows a chance to herd sheep to-day,&rdquo; he announced, cooling his coffee
+ so that it would not actually scald his palate. &ldquo;That's why I wanted you
+ to get some grub into you. Some of you fellows will have to take the trail
+ up on the hill, and meet us outside the fence, so when we chase 'em
+ through you can make a good job of it this time. I wonder&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You don't need to call out the troops for that job; one man is enough to
+ put the fear uh the Lord into then herders,&rdquo; Andy remarked slightingly.
+ &ldquo;Once they're on the move&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All right, my boy; we'll let you be the man,&rdquo; Weary told him promptly. &ldquo;I
+ was going to have a bunch of you take a packadero outfit down toward
+ Boiler Bottom and comb the breaks along there for horses&mdash;and I sure
+ do hate to spend the whole day chasing sheepherders around over the
+ country. So we'll haze 'em through the fence again, and, seeing you feel
+ that way about it, I'll let you go around and keep 'em going. And, if you
+ locate their camp, kinda impress it on the tender, if you can round him
+ up, that the Flying U ain't pasturing sheep this spring. No matter what
+ kinda talk he puts up, you put the run on 'em till you see 'em across
+ One-Man coulee. Better have Patsy put you up a lunch&mdash;unless you're
+ fond of mutton.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy twisted his mouth disgustedly. &ldquo;Say, I'm going to quit handing out
+ any valuable advice to you, Weary,&rdquo; he expostulated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Haw-haw-haw-w-w!&rdquo; laughed Big Medicine, and slapped Andy on the shoulder
+ so that his face almost came in contact with his plate. &ldquo;Yuh will try to
+ work some innercent man into sheepherdin', will yuh? Haw-haw-haw-w! You'll
+ come in tonight blattin'&mdash;if yuh don't stay out on the range tryin'
+ t' eat grass, by cripes! Andy had a little lamb that follered him around&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Better let Bud take that herdin' job, Weary,&rdquo; Andy suggested. &ldquo;It won't
+ hurt him&mdash;he's blattin' already.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If you think you're liable to need somebody along,&rdquo; Weary began,
+ soft-heartedly relenting, &ldquo;why, I guess&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If I can't handle two crazy sheepherders without any help, by gracious,
+ I'll get me a job holdin' yarn in an old ladies' hone,&rdquo; Andy cut in
+ hastily, and got up from the table. &ldquo;Being a truthful man, I can't say I'm
+ stuck on the job; but I'm game for it. And I'll promise you there won't be
+ no more sheep of that brand lickin' our doorsteps. What darned outfit is
+ it, anyway? I never bumped into any Dot sheep before, to my knowledge.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's a new one on me,&rdquo; Weary testified, heading the procession down to
+ the stable. &ldquo;If they belonged anywhere in this part of the country,
+ though, they wouldn't be acting the way they are. They'd be wise to the
+ fact that it ain't healthy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Even while he spoke his eyes were fixed with cold intensity upon a fringe
+ of gray across the coulee below the little pasture. To the nostrils of the
+ outraged Happy Family was borne that indescribable aroma which betrays the
+ presence of sheep; that aroma which sheepmen love and which cattlemen
+ hate, and which a favorable wind will carry a long way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They slapped saddles on their horses in record time that morning, and
+ raced down the coulee ironically shouting commiserating sentences to the
+ unfortunate Andy, who rode slowly up to the mess-house for the lunch which
+ Patsy had waiting for him in a flour sack, and afterward climbed the grade
+ and loped along outside the line fence to a point opposite the sheep and
+ the shouting horsemen, who forced them back by weight of numbers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This morning the herders were not quite so passive. The bug-killer still
+ scowled, but he spoke without the preliminary sulky silence of the day
+ before,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We're goin' across the coulee,&rdquo; he growled. &ldquo;Them's orders. We range
+ south uh here.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, you don't,&rdquo; Weary dissented calmly. &ldquo;Not by a long shot, you don't.
+ You're going back where you come from&mdash;if you ask me. And you're
+ going quick!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER VI. What Happened to Andy
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ With the sun shining comfortably upon his back, and with a cigarette
+ between his lips, Andy sat upon his horse and watched in silent glee while
+ the irate Happy Family scurried here and there behind the band, swinging
+ their ropes down upon the woolly backs, and searching their vocabularies
+ for new and terrible epithets. Andy smiled broadly as a colorful phrase
+ now and then boomed across the coulee in that clear, snappy atmosphere,
+ which carries sounds so far. He did not expect to do much smiling upon his
+ own account, that day, and he was therefore grateful for the opportunity
+ to behold the spectacle before him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was Slim, for instance, unwillingly careening down hill toward home,
+ because, in his zeal to slap an old ewe smartly with his rope, he drove
+ her unexpectedly under his horse, and so created a momentary panic that
+ came near standing both horse and rider upon their heads. And there was
+ Big Medicine whistling until he was purple, while the herder, with a
+ single gesture, held the dog motionless, though a dozen sheep broke back
+ from the band and climbed a slope so steep that Big Medicine was compelled
+ to go after them afoot, and turn them with stones and profane
+ objurgations.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was very funny&mdash;when one could sit at ease upon the hilltop and
+ smoke a cigarette while others risked apoplexy and their souls' salvation
+ below. By the time they panted up the last rock-strewn slope of the bluff,
+ and sent the vanguard of the invaders under the fence, Andy's mood was
+ complacent in the extreme, and his smile offensively wide.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, you needn't look so sorry for us,&rdquo; drawled the Native Son, jingling
+ over toward him until only the fence and a few feet of space divided them.
+ &ldquo;Here's where you get yours, amigo. I wish you a pleasant day&mdash;and a
+ long one!&rdquo; He waved his hand in mocking adieu, touched his horse with his
+ silver spurs, and rode gaily away down the coulee.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Here, sheepherder's your outfit. Ma-aa-a-a!&rdquo; jeered Big Medicine. &ldquo;You'll
+ wisht, by cripes, you was a dozen men just like yuh before you're through
+ with the deal. Haw-haw-haw-w!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There were others who, seeing Andy's grin, had something to say upon the
+ subject before they left.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Weary rode up, and looked undecidedly from Andy to the sheep, and back
+ again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If you don't feel like tackling it single-handed, I'll send&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What do yuh think I am, anyway?&rdquo; Andy interrupted crisply, &ldquo;a Montgomery
+ Ward two-for-a-quarter cowpuncher? Don't you fellows waste any time
+ worrying over me!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The herders stared at Andy curiously when he swung in behind the tail-end
+ of the band and kept pace with their slow moving, but they did not speak
+ beyond shouting an occasional command to their dogs. Neither did Andy have
+ anything to say, until he saw that they were swinging steadily to the
+ west, instead of keeping straight north, as they had been told to do. Then
+ he rode over to the nearest herder, who happened to be the bug-killer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You don't want to get turned around,&rdquo; he hinted quietly. &ldquo;That's north,
+ over there.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm workin' fer the man that pays my wages,&rdquo; the fellow retorted glumly,
+ and waved an arm to a collie that was waiting for orders. The dog dropped
+ his head, and ran around the right wing of the band, with sharp yelps and
+ dartings here and there, turning them still more to the west.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy hesitated, decided to leave the man alone for the present, and rode
+ around to the other herder.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You swing these sheep north!&rdquo; he commanded, disdaining preface or
+ explanation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm workin' for the man that pays my wages,&rdquo; the herder made answer
+ stolidly, and chewed steadily upon a quid of tobacco that had stained his
+ lips unbecomingly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So they had talked the thing over&mdash;had those two herders&mdash;and
+ were following a premeditated plan of defiance! Andy hooked at the man a
+ minute. &ldquo;You turn them sheep, damn you,&rdquo; he commanded again, and laid a
+ hand upon his saddle-horn suggestively.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You go to the devil, damn yuh,&rdquo; advised the herder, and cocked a wary eye
+ at him from under his hat-brim. Not all herders, let it be said in
+ passing, take unto themselves the mental attributes of their sheep; there
+ are those who believe that a bold front is better than weak compliance,
+ and who will back that belief by a very bold front indeed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy appraised him mentally, decided that he was an able-bodied man and
+ therefore fightable, and threw his right leg over the cantle with a quite
+ surprising alacrity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Are you going to turn them sheep?&rdquo; Andy was taking off his coat when he
+ made that inquiry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not for your tellin'. You keep back, young feller, or I'll sick the dogs
+ on yuh.&rdquo; He turned and whistled to the nearest one, and Andy hit him on
+ the ear.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They clinched and pummeled when they could and where they could. The dog
+ came up, circled the gyrating forms twice, then sat down upon his haunches
+ at a safe distance, tilted his head sidewise and lifted his ears
+ interestedly. He was a wise little dog; the other dog was also wise, and
+ remained phlegmatically at his post, as did the bug-killer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Are you going to turn them sheep?&rdquo; Andy spoke breathlessly, but with
+ deadly significance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;N-yes.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy took his fingers from the other's Adam's apple, his knee from the
+ other's diaphragm, and went over to where he had thrown down his coat,
+ felt in a pocket for his handkerchief, and, when he had found it, applied
+ it to his nose, which was bleeding profusely.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Fly at it, then,&rdquo; he advised, eyeing the other sternly over the
+ handkerchief. &ldquo;I'd hate to ask you a third time.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'd hate to have yuh,&rdquo; conceded the herder reluctantly. &ldquo;I was sure I c'd
+ lick yuh, or I'd 'a' turned 'em before.&rdquo; He sent the dog racing down the
+ south line of the band.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy got thoughtfully back upon his horse, and sat looking hard at the
+ herder. &ldquo;Say, you're grade above the general run uh lamb-hickers,&rdquo; he
+ observed, after a minute. &ldquo;Who are you working for, and what's your object
+ in throwing sheep on Flying U land? There's plenty of range to the north.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm workin',&rdquo; said the herder, &ldquo;for the Dot outfit. I thought you could
+ read brands.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't get sassy&mdash;I've got a punch or two I haven't used yet. Who
+ owns these woollies?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well&mdash;Whittaker and Oleson, if yuh want to know.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I do.&rdquo; Andy was keeping pace with him around the band, which edged off
+ from then and the dogs. &ldquo;And what makes you so crazy about Flying U
+ grass?&rdquo; he pursued.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We've got to cross that coulee to git to where we're headed for; we got a
+ right to, and we're going to do it.&rdquo; The herder paused and glanced up at
+ Andy sourly. &ldquo;We knowed you was a mean outfit; the boss told us so. And he
+ told us you was blank ca'tridges and we needn't back up just 'cause you
+ raised up on your hind legs and howled a little. I've had truck with you
+ cowmen before. I've herded sheep in Wyoming.&rdquo; He walked a few steps with
+ his head down, considering.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I better go over and talk some sense into the other fellow,&rdquo; he said,
+ looking up at Andy as if all his antagonism had oozed in the fight. &ldquo;You
+ ride along this edge, so they won't scatter&mdash;we ought to be grazin'
+ 'em along, by rights; only you seem to be in such an all-fired rush&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You go on and tell that loco son-of-a-gun over there what he's up
+ against,&rdquo; Andy urged. &ldquo;Blank cartridges&mdash;I sure do like that! If you
+ only knew it, high power dum-dums would be a lot closer to our brand. Run
+ along&mdash;I am in a kinda hurry, this morning.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy, riding slowly upon the outskirts of the grazing, blatting band,
+ watched the two confer earnestly together a hundred yards or so away. They
+ seemed to be having some sort of argument; the bug-killer gesticulated
+ with the long stick he carried, and the sheep, while the herders talked,
+ scattered irresponsibly. Andy wondered what made sheepmen so &ldquo;ornery,&rdquo;
+ particularly herders. He wondered why the fellow he had thrashed was so
+ insultingly defiant at first, and, after the thrashing, so unresentful and
+ communicative, and so amenable to authority withal. He felt his nose, and
+ decided that it was, all things considered, a cheap victory, and yet one
+ of which he need not be ashamed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The herder cane back presently and helped drive the sheep over the edge of
+ the bluff which bordered Antelope coulee. The bug-killer, upon his side,
+ also seemed imbued with the spirit of obedience; Andy heard him curse a
+ collie into frenzied zeal, and smiled approvingly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now you're acting a heap more human,&rdquo; he observed; and the man from
+ Wyoming grinned ruefully by way of reply.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Antelope coulee, at that point, was steep; too steep for riding, so that
+ Andy dismounted and dug his boot-heels into the soft soil, to gain a
+ foothold on the descent. When he was halfway down, he chanced to look
+ back, straight into the scowling gaze of the bug-killer, who was sliding
+ down behind him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thought you were hazing down the other side of 'em,&rdquo; Andy called back,
+ but the herder did not choose to answer save with another scowl.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy edged his horse around an impracticable slope of shale stuff and went
+ on. The herder followed. When he was within twelve feet or so of the
+ bottom, there was a sound of pebbles knocked loose in haste, a scrambling,
+ and then came the impact of his body. Andy teetered, lost his balance, and
+ went to the bottom in one glorious slide. He landed with the bug-killer on
+ top&mdash;and the bug-killer failed to remove his person as speedily as
+ true courtesy exacted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy kicked and wriggled and tried to remember what was that high-colored,
+ vituperative sentence that Irish had invented over a stubborn sheep, that
+ he might repeat it to the bug-killer. The herder from Wyoming ran up,
+ caught Andy's horse, and untied Andy's rope from the saddle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Good fer you, Oscar,&rdquo; he praised the bug-killer. &ldquo;Hang onto him while I
+ take a few turns.&rdquo; He thereupon helped force Andy's arms to his side, and
+ wound the rope several times rather tightly around Andy's outraged,
+ squirming person.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, it ain't goin' to do yuh no good to buck 'n bawl,&rdquo; admonished the
+ tier. &ldquo;I learnt this here little trick down in Wyoming. A bunch uh
+ punchers done it to me&mdash;and I've been just achin' all over fer a
+ chance to return the favor to some uh you gay boys. And,&rdquo; he added, with
+ malicious satisfaction, while he rolled Andy over and tied a perfectly
+ unslippable knot behind, &ldquo;it gives me great pleasure to hand the dose out
+ to you, in p'ticular. If I was a mean man, I'd hand yuh the boot a few
+ times fer luck; but I'll save that up till next time.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You can bet your sweet life there'll be a next time,&rdquo; Andy promised
+ earnestly, with embellishments better suited to the occasion than to a
+ children's party.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, when it arrives I'm sure Johnny-on-the-spot. Them Wyoming punchers
+ beat me up after they'd got me tied. I'm tellin' yuh so you'll see I ain't
+ mean unless I'm drove to it. Turn him feet down hill, Oscar, so he won't
+ git a rush uh brains to the head and die on our hands. Now you're goin' to
+ mind your own business, sonny. Next time yuh set out to herd sheep, better
+ see the boss first and git on the job right.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He rose to his feet, surveyed Andy with his hands on his hips, mentally
+ pronounced the job well done, and took a generous chew of tobacco, after
+ which he grinned down at the trussed one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That the language uh flowers you're talkin'?&rdquo; he inquired banteringly,
+ before he turned his attention to the horse, which he disposed of by tying
+ up the reins and giving it a slap on the rump. When it had trotted fifty
+ yards down the coulee bottom, and showed a disposition to go farther, he
+ whistled to his dogs, and turned again to Andy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This here is just a hint to that bunch you trot with, to leave us and our
+ sheep alone,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;We don't pick no quarrels, but we're goin' to
+ cross our sheep wherever we dern please, to git where we want to go. Gawd
+ didn't make this range and hand it over to you cowmen to put in yer
+ pockets&mdash;I guess there's a chance fer other folks to hang on by their
+ eyebrows, anyway.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy, lying there like a very good presentation of a giant cocoon, roped
+ round and round, with his arms pinned to his sides, had the doubtful
+ pleasure of seeing that noisome, foolish-faced band trail down Antelope
+ coulee and back upon the level they had just left, and of knowing to a
+ gloomy certainty that he could do nothing about it, except swear; and even
+ that palls when a man has gone over his entire repertoire three times in
+ rapid succession.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy, therefore, when the last sheep had trotted out of sight, hearing and
+ smell, wriggled himself into as comfortable a position as his bonds would
+ permit, and took a nap.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER VII. Truth Crushed to Earth, etc.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Andy, only half awake, tried to obey both instinct and habit and reach up
+ to pull his hat down over his eyes, so that the sun could not shine upon
+ his lids so hotly; when he discovered that he could do no more than wiggle
+ his fingers, he came back with a jolt to reality and tried to sit up. It
+ is surprising to a man to discover suddenly just how important a part his
+ arms play in the most simple of body movements; Andy, with his arms
+ pinioned tightly the whole length of them, rolled over on his face, kicked
+ a good deal, and rolled back again, but he did not sit up, as he had
+ confidently expected to do.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He lay absolutely quiet for at least five minutes, staring up at the
+ brilliant blue arch above him. Then he began to speak rapidly and
+ earnestly; a man just close enough to hear his voice sweeping up to a
+ certain rhetorical climax, pausing there and commencing again with a
+ rhythmic fluency of intonation, might have thought that he was repeating
+ poetry; indeed, it sounded like some of Milton's majestic blank verse, but
+ it was not. Andy was engaged in a methodical, scientific, reprehensibly
+ soul-satisfying period of swearing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A curlew, soaring low, with long beak outstretched before him, and long
+ legs outstretched behind cast a beady eye upon him, and shrilled
+ &ldquo;Cor-reck! Cor-reck!&rdquo; in unregenerate approbation of the blasphemy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy stopped suddenly and laughed. &ldquo;Glad you agree with me, old sport,&rdquo; he
+ addressed the bird whimsically, with a reaction to his normally cheerful
+ outlook. &ldquo;Sheepherders are all those things I named over, birdie, and some
+ that I can't think of at present.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He tried again, this time with a more careful realization of his
+ limitations, to assume an upright position; and being a persevering young
+ man, and one with a ready wit, he managed at length to wriggle himself
+ back upon the slope from which he had slid in his sleep, and, by digging
+ in his heels and going carefully, he did at last rise upon his knees, and
+ from there triumphantly to his feet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He had at first believed that one of the herders would, in the course of
+ an hour or so, return and untie him, when he hoped to be able to retrieve,
+ in a measure, his self-respect, which he had lost when the first three
+ feet of his own rope had encircled him. To be tied and trussed by
+ sheepherders! Andy gritted his teeth and started down the coulee.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was hungry, and his lunch was tied to his saddle. He looked eagerly
+ down the coulee, in the faint hope of seeing his horse grazing somewhere
+ along its length, until the numbness of his arms and hands reminded him
+ that forty lunches, tied upon forty saddles at his side, would be of no
+ use to him in his present position. His hands he could not move from his
+ thighs; he could wiggle his fingers&mdash;which he did, to relieve as much
+ as possible that unpleasant, prickly sensation which we call a &ldquo;going to
+ sleep&rdquo; of the afflicted members. When it occurred to him that he could not
+ do anything with his horse if he found it, he gave up looking for it and
+ started for the ranch, walking awkwardly, because of his bonds, the sun
+ shining hotly upon his brown head, because his hat had been knocked off in
+ the scuffle, and he could not pick it up and put it back where it
+ belonged.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Taking a straight course across the prairie, he struck Flying U coulee at
+ the point where the sheep had left it. On the way there he had crossed
+ their trail where they went through the fence farther along the coulee
+ than before, and therefore with a better chance of passing undetected;
+ especially since the Happy Family, believing that he was forcing them
+ steadily to the north, would not be watching for sheep. The barbed wire
+ barrier bothered him somewhat. He was compelled to lie down and roll under
+ the fence, in the most undignified manner, and, when he was through, there
+ was the problem of getting upon his feet again. But he managed it somehow,
+ and went on down the coulee, perspiring with the heat and a bitter
+ realization of his ignominy. What the Happy Family would have to say when
+ they saw him, even Andy Green's vivid imagination declined to picture.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He knew by the sun that it was full noon when he came in sight of the
+ stable and corrals, and his soul sickened at the thought of facing that
+ derisive bunch of punchers, with their fiendish grins and their barbed
+ tongues. But he was hungry, and his arms had reached the limit of prickly
+ sensations and were numb to his shoulders. He shook his hair back from his
+ beaded forehead, cast a wary glance at the silent stables, set his jaw,
+ and went on up the hill to the mess-house, wishing tardily that he had
+ waited until they were off at work again, when he might intimidate old
+ Patsy into keeping quiet about his predicament.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Within the mess-house was the clatter of knives and forks plied by hungry
+ men, the sound of desultory talk and a savory odor of good things to eat.
+ The door was closed. Andy stood before it as a guilty-conscienced child
+ stands before its teacher; clicked his teeth together, and, since he could
+ not open the door, lifted his right foot and gave it a kick to strain the
+ hinges.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Within were exclamations of astonishment, silence and then a heavy tread.
+ Patsy opened the door, gasped and stood still, his eyes popping out like a
+ startled rabbit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, what's eating you?&rdquo; Andy demanded querulously, and pushed past him
+ into the room.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Not all of the Happy Family were there. Cal, Jack Bates, Irish and Happy
+ Jack had gone into the Bad Lands next to the river; but there were enough
+ left to make the soul of Andy quiver forebodingly, and to send the flush
+ of extreme humiliation to his cheeks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Happy Family looked at him in stunned surprise; then they glanced at
+ one another in swift, wordless inquiry, grinned wisely and warily, and
+ went on with their dinner. At least they pretended to go on with their
+ dinner, while Andy glared at them with amazed reproach in his misleadingly
+ honest gray eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;When you've got plenty of time,&rdquo; he said at last in a choked tone, &ldquo;maybe
+ one of you obliging cusses will untie this damned rope.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, sure!&rdquo; Pink threw a leg over the bench and got up with cheerful
+ alacrity. &ldquo;I'll do it now, if you say so; I didn't know but what that was
+ some new fad of yours, like&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Fad!&rdquo; Andy repeated the word like an explosion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, by golly, Andy needn't think I'm goin' to foller that there style,&rdquo;
+ Slim stated solemnly. &ldquo;I need m' rope for something else than to tie n'
+ clothes on with.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I sure do hate to see a man wear funny things just to make himself
+ conspicuous,&rdquo; Pink observed, while he fumbled at the knot, which was
+ intricate. Andy jerked away from him that he might face him ragefully.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Maybe this looks funny to you,&rdquo; he cried, husky with wrath. &ldquo;But I can't
+ seem to see the joke, myself. I admit I let then herders make a monkey of
+ me.... They slipped up behind, going down into Antelope coulee, and slid
+ down the bluff onto me; and, before I could get up, they got me tied, all
+ right. I licked one of 'en before that, and thought I had 'en gentled down&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy stopped short, silenced by that unexplainable sense which warns us
+ when our words are received with cold disbelief.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mh-hm&mdash;I thought maybe you'd run up against a hostile jackrabbit, or
+ something,&rdquo; Pink purred, and went back to his place on the bench.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Haw-haw-haw-w-w!&rdquo; came Big Medicine's tardy bellow. &ldquo;That's more
+ reasonable than the sheepherder story, by cripes!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy looked at them much as he had stared up at the sky before he began to
+ swear&mdash;speechlessly, with a trembling of the muscles around his
+ mouth. He was quite white, considering how tanned he was, and his forehead
+ was shiny, with beads of perspiration standing thickly upon it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Weary, I wish you'd untie this rope. I can't.&rdquo; He spoke still in that
+ peculiar, husky tone, and, when the last words were out, his teeth went
+ together with a snap.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Weary glanced inquiringly across at the Native Son, who was regarding Andy
+ steadily, as one gazes upon a tangled rope, looking for the end which will
+ easiest lead to an untangling.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Miguel's brown eyes turned languidly to meet the look. &ldquo;You'd better untie
+ him,&rdquo; he advised in his soft drawl. &ldquo;He may not be in the habit of doing
+ it&mdash;but he's telling the truth.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Untie me, Miguel,&rdquo; begged Andy, going over to him, &ldquo;and let me at this
+ bunch.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'll do it,&rdquo; said Weary, and rose pacifically. &ldquo;I kinda believe you
+ myself, Andy. But you can't blame the boys none; you've fooled 'em till
+ they're dead shy of anything they can't see through. And, besides, it sure
+ does look like a plant. I'd back you single-handed against a dozen
+ sheepherders like then two we've been chasing around. If I hadn't felt
+ that way I wouldn't have sent yuh out alone with 'em.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, Andy needn't think he's goin' to stick me on that there story,&rdquo;
+ Slim declared with brutal emphasis. &ldquo;I've swallered too many baits, by
+ golly. He's figurin' on gettin' us all out on the war-path, runnin' around
+ in circles, so's't he can give us the laugh. I'll bet, by golly, he paid
+ then herders to tie him up like that. He can't fool me!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Say, Slim, I do believe your brains is commencin' to sprout!&rdquo; Big
+ Medicine thumped him painfully upon the back by way of accenting the
+ compliment. &ldquo;You got the idee, all right.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy stood quiet while Weary unwound the rope; lifted his numbed arms with
+ some difficulty, and displayed to the doubters his rope-creased wrists,
+ and purple, swollen hands.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I couldn't fight a caterpiller right now,&rdquo; he said thickly. &ldquo;Look at them
+ hands! Do yuh call that a josh? I've been tied up like a bed-roll for five
+ hours, you&mdash;&rdquo; Well, never mind, he merely repeated a part of what he
+ had recited aloud in Antelope coulee, the only difference being that he
+ applied the vitriolic utterances to the Happy Family instead of to
+ sheepherders, and that with the second recitation he gained much in
+ fluency and dramatic delivery.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is not nice for a man to swear; to swear the way Andy did, at any rate.
+ But the result perhaps atoned in a measure for the wickedness, in that the
+ Happy Family were absolutely convinced of his sincerity, and the feelings
+ of Andy greatly relieved, so that, when he had for the third time that day
+ completely exhausted his vocabulary, he sat down and began to eat his
+ dinner with a keen appetite.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't suppose you know where your horse is at, by this tine,&rdquo; Weary
+ observed, as casually as possible, breaking a somewhat constrained
+ silence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't&mdash;and I don't give a darn,&rdquo; Andy snapped back. He ate a few
+ mouthfuls, and added less savagely: &ldquo;He wasn't in sight, as I came along.
+ I didn't follow the trail; I struck straight across and came down the
+ coulee. He may be at the gate, and he may be down toward Rogers'.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pink reached for a toothpick, eyeing Andy side-long; dimpled his cheeks
+ disarmingly, and cleared his throat. &ldquo;Please don't kill me off when you
+ get that pie swallowed,&rdquo; he began pacifically. &ldquo;Strange as it may seem, I
+ believe you, Andy. What I want to know is this: Who owns them Dots? And
+ what are they chasing all over the Flying U range for? It looks plumb
+ malicious, to me. Did you find out anything about 'en, Andy, while you&mdash;er&mdash;while
+ they&mdash;&rdquo; His eyes twinkled and betrayed him for an arrant pretender.
+ (Pink was not afraid of anything on earth&mdash;least of all Andy Green.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I will kill yuh by inches, if I hear any remarks out of yuh that ain't
+ respectful,&rdquo; Andy promised, thawing to his normal tone, which was pleasant
+ to the ear. &ldquo;I didn't find out much about 'em. The fellow I licked told me
+ that Whittaker and Oleson owned the sheep. He didn't say&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well&mdash;by&mdash;golly!&rdquo; Shin thrust his head forward belligerently.
+ &ldquo;Whittaker! Well, what d'yuh think uh that!&rdquo; He glared from one face to
+ the other, his gaze at last resting upon Weary. &ldquo;Say, do yuh reckon it's&mdash;Dunk?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Weary paid no heed to Slim. He leaned forward, his face turned to Andy
+ with that concentration of attention which means so much more than mere
+ exclamation. &ldquo;You're sure he said Whittaker?&rdquo; he asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His tone and his attitude arrested Andy's cup midway to his mouth. &ldquo;Sure&mdash;Whittaker
+ and Oleson. I never heard of the outfit&mdash;who's this Whittaker
+ person?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Weary settled back in his place and smiled, but his eyes had quite lost
+ their habitually sunny expression.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Up until four years ago,&rdquo; he explained evenly, &ldquo;he was the Old Man's
+ partner. We caught him in some mighty dirty work, and&mdash;well, he sold
+ out to the Old Man. The old party with the hoofs and tail can't be
+ everywhere at once, the way I've got it sized up, so he turns some of his
+ business over to other folks. Dunk Whittaker's his top hand.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, by golly, he framed up a job on the Gordon boys, and railroaded 'em
+ to the pen, just&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, that's the gazabo!&rdquo; Andy's eyes shone with enlightenment. &ldquo;I've heard
+ a lot about Dunk, but I didn't know his last name&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Say! I'll bet they're the outfit that bought out Denson. That's why old
+ Denson acted so queer, maybe. Selling to a sheep outfit would make the old
+ devil feel kinda uneasy, talking to us&mdash;&rdquo; Pink's eyes were big and
+ purple with excitement. &ldquo;And that train-load of sheep we saw Sunday, I'll
+ bet is the same identical outfit.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Dunk Whittaker'd better not try to monkey with me, by golly!&rdquo; Slim's face
+ was lowering. &ldquo;And he'd better not monkey with the Flying U either. I'd
+ pump him so full uh holes he'd look like a colander, by golly!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Weary got up and started to the door, his face suddenly grown careworn.
+ &ldquo;Slim, you and Miguel better go and hunt up Andy's horse,&rdquo; he said with a
+ hint of abstraction in his tone, as though his mind was busy with more
+ important things. &ldquo;Maybe Andy'll feel able to help you set those posts,
+ Bud&mdash;and you'd better go along the upper end of the little pasture
+ with the wire stretchers and tighten her up; the top wire is pretty loose,
+ I noticed this morning.&rdquo; His fingers fumbled with the door-knob.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Want me to do anything?&rdquo; Pink asked quizzically just behind him. &ldquo;I
+ thought sure we'd go and remonstrate with then gay&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Weary interrupted him. &ldquo;The herders can wait&mdash;and, anyway, I've kinda
+ got an idea Andy wants to hand out his own brand of poison to that bunch.
+ You and I will take a ride over to Denson's and see what's going on over
+ there. Mamma!&rdquo; he added fervently, under his breath, &ldquo;I sure do wish Chip
+ and the Old Man were here!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER VIII. The Dot Outfit
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Before he laid him down to sleep, that night, Weary had repeated to
+ himself many times and fervently that wish for old J. G. Whitmore and the
+ stout staff upon which he was beginning more and more to lean, his
+ brother-in-law, Chip Bennett. As matters stood, Weary could not even bring
+ himself to let then know anything about his trouble&mdash;and that the
+ thing was beginning to assume the form and shape and general malevolent
+ attributes of Trouble, Weary was forced to admit to himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Just at present an unthinking, unobserving person might pass over this
+ sheep outfit as a mere unsavory incident; but Weary was neither
+ unobserving nor unthinking&mdash;nor, for the matter of that, were the
+ rest of the Happy Family. It needed no Happy Jack, with his foreboding
+ nature, to point out the unpleasant possibilities that night when the
+ committee of two made their informal report at the supper table.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They had ridden to Denson coulee, which was in reality a meandering branch
+ of Flying U coulee itself. To reach it one rode out of Flying U coulee and
+ over a wide hill, and down again to Denson's. But the creek&mdash;Flying U
+ creek&mdash;followed the devious turnings from Denson coulee down to the
+ Flying U. A long mile of Flying U coulee J. G. Whitmore owned outright.
+ Another mile he held under no other title save a fence. The creek flowed
+ through it all&mdash;but that creek had its source somewhere up near the
+ head of Denson coulee. J. G. Whitmore had, to his regret, been unable to
+ claim the whole earth&mdash;or at least that portion of it&mdash;for his
+ own; so, when he was constrained to make a choice, he settled himself in
+ the wider, more fertile coulee, which he thereafter called the Flying U.
+ While it is good policy to locate as near as possible to the source of
+ those erratic little creeks which water certain garden spots of the
+ northern range land, it is also well to choose land that will grow plenty
+ of hay. J. G. Whitmore chose the hay land, and trusted that providence
+ would insure the water supply. Through all these years Flying U creek had
+ never once disappointed him. Denson, who settled in the tributary coulee,
+ had not made any difference in the water supply, and his stock had
+ consisted of thirty or forty head of cattle and horses.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Denson sold, however, things might be different. And, if he had sold
+ to a sheepman, the change might be unpleasant If he had sold to Dunk
+ Whittaker&mdash;the Flying U boys faced that possibility just as they
+ would face any other disaster, undaunted, but grim and unsmiling.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was thus that Pink and Weary rode slowly down into Denson coulee. Two
+ miles back they had passed the band of Dot sheep, feeding leisurely just
+ without the Flying U fence, which was the southern boundary. The
+ bug-killer and the other were there, and they noted that the features of
+ that other bore witness to the truth of Andy's story of the fight. He
+ regarded them with one perfectly good eye and one which was considerably
+ swollen, and grinned a swollen grin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The two had ridden ten paces past him when Pink pulled up suddenly. &ldquo;I'm
+ going to get off and lick that son-of-a-gun myself, just for luck,&rdquo; he
+ stated dispassionately. &ldquo;I'm going to lick 'em both,&rdquo; he revised while he
+ dismounted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, come on, Cadwalloper,&rdquo; Weary dissuaded. &ldquo;You'll likely have all the
+ excitement you need, without that.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Here, you hold this fool cayuse. No.&rdquo; He shook his head, cutting short
+ further protest. &ldquo;You're the boss, and you don't want to mix in, and that
+ part is all right. But I ain't responsible&mdash;and I sure am going to
+ take a fall or two out of these geesers. They're a-w-l together too stuck
+ on themselves to suit me.&rdquo; Pink did not say that he was thinking of Andy,
+ but nevertheless a vivid recollection of that unfortunate young man's
+ rope-creased wrists and swollen hands sent him toward the herder with
+ long, eager strides.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pink was not tall, and he was slight and boyish of build; also, his
+ cherubic face, topped by tawny curls and lighted by eyes as deeply blue
+ and as innocent as a baby's, probably deceived that herder, just as they
+ had deceived many another. For Pink was a good deal like a stick of
+ dynamite wrapped in white tissue paper and tied with blue ribbon; and
+ Weary was not at all uneasy over the outcome, as he watched Pink go
+ clanking back, though he loved him well.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pink did not waste any time or words on the preliminaries. With a
+ delightful frankness of purpose he pulled off his coat and threw it on the
+ ground, as he came up, sent his hat after it, and arrived fist first.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The herder had waited grinning, and he had shouted something to Weary
+ about spanking the kid if Weary didn't make him behave. Speedily he became
+ a very surprised herder, and a distressed one as well.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All right,&rdquo; Pink remarked, a little quick-breathed, when the herder
+ decided for the third time to get up. &ldquo;A friend of mine worked yuh over a
+ little, this morning, and I just thought I'd make a better job than he
+ did. Your eyes didn't match. They will, now.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The herder mumbled maledictions after him, but Pink would not even give
+ him the satisfaction of resenting it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'd like to have broken a knuckle against his teeth, darn him,&rdquo; he
+ observed ruefully when he was in the saddle again. &ldquo;Come on, Weary. It
+ won't take but a minute to hand a punch or two to that bug-killer, and
+ then I'll feel better. They've both got it coming&mdash;come on!&rdquo; This
+ because Weary showed a strong inclination to take the trail and keep it to
+ his destination. &ldquo;Well, I'll go alone, then. I've got to kinda square
+ myself for the way I threw it into Andy; and you know blamed well, Weary,
+ they played it low-down on him, or they'd never have got that rope on him.
+ And I'm going to lick that&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mamma! You sure are a rambunctious person when you feel that way,&rdquo; Weary
+ made querulous comment; but he rode over with Pink to where the bug-killer
+ was standing with his long stick held in a somewhat menacing manner, and
+ once more he held Pink's horse for him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pink was gone longer this time, and he came back with a cut lip and a
+ large lump on his forehead; the bug-killer had thrown a small rock with
+ the precision which comes of much practice&mdash;such as stoning
+ disobedient dogs, and the like&mdash;and, when Pink rushed at him
+ furiously, the herder caught him very neatly alongside the head with his
+ stick. These little amenities serving merely to whet Pink's appetite for
+ battle, he stopped long enough to thrash that particular herder very
+ thoroughly and to his own complete satisfaction.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I guess I'm ready to go on now,&rdquo; he observed, dimpling rather
+ one-sidedly as he got back on his horse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I thought maybe you'd want to whip the dogs, too,&rdquo; Weary told him dryly;
+ which was the nearest he came to expressing any disapproval of the
+ incident. Weary was a peace-loving soul, whenever peace was compatible
+ with self-respect; and it would never have occurred to him to punish
+ strange men as summarily as Pink had done.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I would, if the dogs were half as ornery as the men,&rdquo; Pink retorted.
+ &ldquo;Say, they hang together like bull snakes and rattlers, don't they? If
+ they was human, they'd have helped each other out&mdash;but nothing doing!
+ Do you reckon a man could ride up to a couple of our bunch, and thrash one
+ at a time without the other fellow having something to say about it?&rdquo; He
+ turned in the saddle and looked back. &ldquo;So help me, Josephine, I've got a
+ good mind to go back and lick them again, for not hanging together like
+ they ought to.&rdquo; But the threat was an idle one, and they went on to
+ Denson's, Weary still with that anxious look in his eyes, and Pink quite
+ complacent over his exploit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In Denson coulee was an unwonted atmosphere of activity; heretofore the
+ place had been animated chiefly by young Densons engaged in the pursuit of
+ pleasure, but now a covered buggy, evidently just arrived, bore mute
+ witness to the new order of things. There were more horses about the
+ place, a covered wagon or two, three or four men working upon the corral,
+ and, lastly, there was one whom Weary recognized the moment he caught
+ sight of him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Looks like a sheep outfit, all right,&rdquo; he said somberly. &ldquo;And, if that
+ ain't old Dunk himself, it's the devil, and that's next thing to him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dunk, they judged, had just arrived with another man whom they did not
+ know: a tall man with light hair that hung lank to his collar, a thin,
+ sharp-nosed face and a wide mouth, which stretched easily into a smile,
+ but which was none the pleasanter for that. When he turned inquiringly
+ toward them they saw that he was stoop-shouldered; though not from any
+ deformity, but from sheer, slouching lankness. Dunk gave them a swift,
+ sour look from under his eyebrows and went on.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Weary rode straight past the lank man, whom he judged to be Oleson, and
+ overtook Dunk Whittaker himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hello, Dunk,&rdquo; he said cheerfully, sliding over in the saddle so that a
+ foot hung free of the stirrup, as men who ride much have learned to do
+ when they stop for a chat, thereby resting while they may. &ldquo;Back on the
+ old stamping ground, are you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Since you see me here, I suppose I am,&rdquo; Dunk made churlish response.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you happen to own those Dot sheep, back there on the hill?&rdquo; Weary
+ tilted his head toward home.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I happen to own half of them.&rdquo; By then they had reached the gate and Dunk
+ passed through and started on to the house.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, don't be in a rush&mdash;come on back and be sociable,&rdquo; Weary called
+ out, in the mildest of tones, twisting the reins around his saddle-horn so
+ that he might roll a cigarette at ease.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dunk remembered, perhaps, certain things he had learned when he was J. G.
+ Whitmore's partner, and had more or less to do with the charter members of
+ the Happy Family. He came back and stood by the gate, ungraciously enough,
+ to be sure; still, he came back. Weary smiled under cover of lighting his
+ cigarette. Dunk, by that reluctant compliance, betrayed something which
+ Weary had been rather anxious to know.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We've been having a little trouble with those sheep of yours,&rdquo; Weary
+ remarked between puffs. &ldquo;You've got some poor excuses for humans herding
+ them. They drove the bunch across our coulee just exactly three times.
+ There ain't enough grass left in our lower field to graze a prairie dog.&rdquo;
+ He glanced back to see where Pink was, saw that he was close behind, as
+ was the lank man, and spoke in a tone that included them all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The Flying U ain't pasturing sheep, this spring,&rdquo; he informed them
+ pleasantly. &ldquo;But, seeing the grass is eat up, we'll let yuh pay for it.
+ Why didn't you bring them in along the trail, anyway?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I didn't bring them in. I just came down from Butte to-day. I suppose the
+ herders brought them out where the feed was best; they did if they're
+ worth their wages.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They happened to strike some feed that was pretty expensive. And,&rdquo; he
+ smiled down at Whittaker misleadingly, &ldquo;you ought to keep an eye on those
+ herders, or they might let you in for another grass bill. The Flying U has
+ got quite a lot of range, right around here, you recollect. And we've got
+ plenty of cattle to eat it. We don't need any help to keep the grass down
+ so we can ride through it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, look here,&rdquo; began the lank man with that sort of persuasiveness
+ which can turn instantly into bluster, &ldquo;all this is pure foolishness, you
+ know. We're here to stay. We've bought this place, and some other land to
+ go with it, and we expect to stay right here and make a living. It happens
+ that we expect to make a living off of sheep. Now, we don't want to start
+ in by quarreling with our neighbors, and we don't want our neighbors to
+ start any quarrel with us. All we want&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mamma! You're taking a fine way to make us love yuh,&rdquo; Weary cut in
+ ironically. &ldquo;I know what you want. You want the same as every other meek
+ and lovely sheepman wants. You want it all&mdash;core, seeds and peeling.
+ Dunk,&rdquo; he said with a more impatient disgust than he was in the habit of
+ showing for his fellowmen, &ldquo;this man's a stranger; but I should think
+ you'd know better than to come in here with sheep.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't know why a sheep outfit isn't exactly as good as a cow outfit,
+ and I don't know why they haven't as much right here. You're welcome to
+ what land you own, but it always seemed to me that public land is open to
+ the use of the public. Now, as Oleson says, we expect to raise sheep here,
+ and we expect your outfit to leave us alone. As far as our sheep crossing
+ your coulee is concerned&mdash;I don't know that they did. But, if they
+ did, and, if they did any damage, let J. G. do the talking about that. I
+ deal with the owners&mdash;not with the hired men.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Weary, you must understand, was never a bellicose young man. But, for all
+ that, he leaned over and gave Dunk a slap on the jaw which must have stung
+ considerably&mdash;and the full reason for his violence lay four years
+ behind the two, when Dunk was part owner of the Flying U, and when his
+ sneering arrogance had been very hard to endure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Are you going to swallow that&mdash;from a hired man?&rdquo; Weary inquired,
+ after a minute during which nothing whatever occurred beyond the slow
+ reddening of Dunk's face.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm not going to fight, if that's what you mean,&rdquo; Dunk sneered. &ldquo;I
+ decline to bring myself down to your level. One doesn't expect anything
+ from a jackass but a bray, you know&mdash;and one doesn't feel compelled
+ to bray because the jackass does.&rdquo; He smiled that supercilious smile which
+ Weary had hated of old, and which, he knew, was well used to covering much
+ treachery and small meannesses of various sorts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;As I said, if the Flying U has any claim against us, let the owner
+ present it in the usual way.&rdquo; Dunk drew down his black brows, lifted a
+ corner of his lip and turned his back deliberately upon them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Oleson let himself through the gate, which he closed somewhat hastily
+ behind him. &ldquo;I'm sorry you fellows seem to want to make trouble,&rdquo; he said,
+ without looking up from the latch, which seemed somewhat out of repair,
+ like the rest of the Denson property. &ldquo;That's a poor way to start in with
+ new neighbors.&rdquo; He lifted his hat with what Pink considered insulting
+ politeness, and followed Dunk into the house.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Weary waited there until they had gone in and closed the door, then turned
+ and rode back home again, frowning thoughtfully at the trail ahead of them
+ all the way, and making no reply to Pink's importunings for war.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'd hate to say you've lost your nerve, Weary,&rdquo; Pink cried at last, in
+ sheer desperation. &ldquo;But why the devil didn't you get down and thump the
+ daylights out of that black son-of-a-gun? I came pretty near walking into
+ him myself, only I hate to butt into another fellow's scrap. But, if I'd
+ known you were going to set there and let him walk off with that sneer on
+ his face&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I can't fight a man that won't hit back,&rdquo; Weary protested. &ldquo;You couldn't
+ either, Cadwalloper. You'd have done just what I did; you'd have let him
+ go.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He will hit back, all right enough,&rdquo; Pink retorted passionately. &ldquo;He'll
+ do it when you ain't looking, though. He&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I know it,&rdquo; Weary sighed. &ldquo;I'm kinda sorry, now, I slapped him. He'll hit
+ back&mdash;but he won't hit me; he'll aim at the outfit. If the Old Man
+ was here, or Chip, I'd feel a whole lot easier in my mind.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They couldn't do anything you can't do,&rdquo; Pink assured him loyally,
+ forgetting his petulance when he saw the careworn look in Weary's face.
+ &ldquo;All they can do is gobble all the range around here&mdash;and I guess
+ there's a few of us that will have a word or two to say about that.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What makes me sore,&rdquo; Weary confided, &ldquo;is knowing that Dunk isn't thinking
+ altogether of the dollar end of it. He's tickled to death to get a whack
+ at the outfit. And I hate to see him get away with it; but I guess we'll
+ have to stand for it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That sentiment did not please Pink; nor, when Weary repeated it later that
+ evening in the bunk-house, did it please the Happy Family. The less
+ pleasing it was because it was perfectly true and every man of them knew
+ it. Beyond keeping the sheep off Flying U land, there was nothing they
+ could do without stepping over the line into lawlessness&mdash;and, while
+ they were not in any sense a meek Happy Family, they were far more
+ law-abiding than their conversation that night made them appear.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0009" id="link2HCH0009">
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER IX. More Sheep
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The next week was a time of harassment for the Flying U; a week filled to
+ overflowing with petty irritations, traceable, directly or indirectly, to
+ their new neighbors, the Dot sheepmen. The band in charge of the
+ bug-chaser and that other unlovable man from Wyoming fed just as close to
+ the Flying U boundary as their guardians dared let them feed; a great deal
+ closer than was good for the tempers of the Happy Family, who rode
+ fretfully here and there upon their own business and at the same time
+ tried to keep an eye upon their unsavory neighbors&mdash;a proceeding as
+ nerve-racking as it was futile.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Native Son, riding home in jingling haste from Dry Lake, whither he
+ had hurried one afternoon in the hope of cheering news from Chicago,
+ reported another trainload of Dots on the wide level beyond Antelope
+ coulee. There were, he said, four men in charge of the band, and he
+ believed they carried guns, though he was not positive of that. They were
+ moving slowly, and he thought they would not attempt to cross Flying U
+ coulee before the next day; though, from the course they were taking, he
+ was sure they meant to cross.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Coupled with that bit of ill-tidings, the brief note from Chip, saying
+ very little about the Old Man, but implying a good deal by its very
+ omissions, would have been enough to send the Happy Family to sleepless
+ beds that night if they had been the kind to endure with silent fortitude
+ their troubles.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If you fellers would back me up,&rdquo; brooded Big Medicine down by the corral
+ after supper, &ldquo;I'd see to it them sheep never gits across the coulee, by
+ cripes! I'd send 'em so far the other way they'd git plumb turned around
+ and forgit they ever wanted to go south.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's all Dunk's devilishness,&rdquo; Jack Bates declared. &ldquo;He could take them
+ in the other way, even if the feed ain't so good along the trail. It's
+ most all prairie-dog towns&mdash;but that's good enough for sheep.&rdquo; Jack,
+ in his intense partisanship, spoke as if sheep were not entitled to decent
+ grass at any time or under any circumstances.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Them herders packin' guns looks to me like they're goin' to make trouble
+ if they kin,&rdquo; gloomed Happy Jack. &ldquo;I betche they'll kill somebody before
+ they're through. When sheepmen gits mean&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pink picked up his rope and started for the large corral, where a few
+ saddle horses had been driven in just before supper and had not yet been
+ turned out.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You fellows can stand around and chew the rag, if you want to,&rdquo; he said
+ caustically, &ldquo;and wait for Weary to make a war-talk. But I'm going to keep
+ cases on them Dots, if I have to stand an all-night guard on 'em. I don't
+ blame Weary; he's looking out for the law-and-order business&mdash;and
+ that's all right. But I'm not in charge of the outfit. I'm going to do as
+ I darn please, and, if they don't like my style, they can give me my
+ time.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Good for you, Little One!&rdquo; Big Medicine hurried to overtake him so that
+ he might slap him on the shoulder with his favorite, sledge-hammer method
+ of signifying his approval of a man's sentiments. &ldquo;Honest to grandma, I
+ was just b'ginnin' to think this bunch was gitting all streaked up with
+ yeller. 'Course, we ain't goin' to wait for no official orders, by cripes!
+ I'd ruther lock Weary up in the blacksmith shop than let him tell us to go
+ ahead. Go awn and tell him a good, stiff lie, Andy&mdash;just to keep him
+ interested while us fellers make a gitaway. He ain't in on this; we don't
+ want him in on it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What yuh goin' to do?&rdquo; Happy Jack inquired suspiciously. &ldquo;Yuh can't go
+ and monkey with them sheep, er them herders. They ain't on our land. And,
+ if you don't git killed, old Dunk'll fix yuh like he fixed the Gordon boys&mdash;I
+ know him&mdash;to a fare-you-well. It'd tickle him to death to git
+ something on us fellers. I betche that's what he's aiming t'do. Git us to
+ fightin' his outfit so's't&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, go off and lie down!&rdquo; Andy implored him contemptuously. &ldquo;We're going
+ to hang those herders, and drive the sheep all over a cut-back somewhere,
+ like Jesus done to the hogs, and then we're going over and murder old
+ Dunk, if he's at home, and burn the house to hide the guilty deed. And, if
+ the sheriff comes snooping around, asking disagreeable questions, we'll
+ all swear you done it. So now you know our plans; shut your face and go on
+ to bed. And be sure,&rdquo; he added witheringly, &ldquo;you pull the soogans over
+ your head, so you won't hear the dying shriek of our victims. We're liable
+ to get kinda excited and torture 'em a while before we kill 'em.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Aw, gwan!&rdquo; gulped Happy Jack mechanically. &ldquo;You make me sick! If yuh
+ think I'm goin' to swaller all that, you're away off! You wouldn't dast do
+ nothing of the kind; and, if yuh did, you'd sure have a sweet time layin'
+ it onto me!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, I don't know,&rdquo; drawled the Native Son, with a slow, velvet-eyed
+ glance, &ldquo;any jury in the country would hang you on your looks, Happy. I
+ knew a man down in the lower part of California, who was arrested, tried
+ and hanged for murder. And all the evidence there was against him was the
+ fact that he was seen within five miles of the place on the same day the
+ murder was committed; and his face. They had an expert physiognomist
+ there, and he swore that the fellow had the face of a murderer; the poor
+ devil looked like a criminal&mdash;and, though he had one of the best
+ lawyers on the Coast, it was adios for him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I s'pose you mean I got the face of a criminal!&rdquo; sputtered Happy Jack.
+ &ldquo;It ain't always the purty fellers that wins out&mdash;like you 'n' Pink.
+ I never seen the purty man yit that was worth the powder it'd take to blow
+ him up! Aw, you fellers make me sick!&rdquo; He went off, muttering his opinion
+ of them all, and particularly of the Native Son, who smiled while he
+ listened. &ldquo;You go awn and start something&mdash;and you'll wisht you
+ hadn't,&rdquo; they heard him croak from the big gate, and chuckled over his
+ wrath.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As a matter of fact, the Happy Family, as a whole, or as individuals, had
+ no intention of committing any great violence that evening. Pink wanted to
+ see just where this new band of sheep was spending the night, and to find
+ out, if possible, what were the herders' intentions. Since the boys were
+ all restless under their worry, and, since there is a contagious element
+ in seeking a trouble-zone, none save Happy Jack, who was &ldquo;sore&rdquo; at them,
+ and Weary stayed behind in the coulee with old Patsy while the others rode
+ away up the grade and out toward Antelope coulee beyond.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They meant only to reconnoiter, and to warn the herders against attempting
+ to cross Flying U coulee; though they were not exactly sure that they
+ would be perfectly polite, or that they would confine themselves rigidly
+ to the language they were wont to employ at dances. Andy Green, in
+ particular, seemed rather to look forward with pleasure to the meeting.
+ Andy, by the way, had remained heartbrokenly passive during that whole
+ week, because Weary had extracted from him a promise which Andy,
+ mendacious though he had the name of being, felt constrained to keep
+ intact. Though of a truth it irked him much to think of two sheepherders
+ walking abroad unpunished for their outrage upon his person.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Weary, as he had made plain to them all, wanted to avoid trouble if it
+ were possible to do so. And, though they grinned together in secret over
+ his own affair with Dunk&mdash;which was not, in their opinion, exactly
+ pacific&mdash;they meant to respect his wishes as far as human nature was
+ able to do so. So that the Happy Family, galloping toward the red sunset
+ and the great, gray blot on the prairie, just where the glory of the west
+ tinged the grass blades with red, were not one-half as blood-thirsty as
+ they had proclaimed themselves to be.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While they were yet afar off they could see two men walking slowly in the
+ immediate vicinity of the huddled band. A hundred yards away was a small
+ tent, with a couple of horses picketed near by and feeding placidly. The
+ men turned, gazed long at their approach, and walked to the tent, which
+ they entered somewhat hastily.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Look at 'em dodge outa sight, will you!&rdquo; cried Cal Emmett, and lifted up
+ his voice in the yell which sometimes announced the Happy Family's arrival
+ in Dry Lake after a long, thirsty absence on roundup. Other voices joined
+ in after that first, shrill &ldquo;Ow-ow-ow-eee!&rdquo; of Cal's; so that presently
+ the whole lot of them were emitting nerve-crimping yells and spurring
+ their horses into a thunder of hoofbeats, as they bore down upon the tent.
+ Between howls they laughed, picturing to themselves four terrified
+ sheepherders cowering within those frail, canvas walls.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm a rambler, and a gambler, and far from my ho-o-me, And if yuh don't
+ like me, jest leave me alo-o-ne!&rdquo; chanted Big Medicine most horribly, and
+ finished with a yell that almost scared himself and set his horse to
+ plunging wildly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come out of there, you lop-eared mutton-chewers, and let us pick the wool
+ outa your teeth!&rdquo; shouted Andy Green, telling himself hastily that this
+ was not breaking his promise to Weary, and yielding to the temptation of
+ coming as close to the guilty persons as he might; for, while these were
+ not the men who had tied him and left him alone on the prairie, they
+ belonged to the same outfit, and there was some comfort in giving them a
+ few disagreeable minutes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pink, in the lead, was turning to ride around the tent, still yelling,
+ when someone within the tent fired a rifle&mdash;and did not aim as high
+ as he should. The bullet zipped close over the head of Big Medicine, who
+ happened to be opposite the crack between the tent-flaps. The hand of Big
+ Medicine jerked back to his hip; but, quick as he was, the Native Son
+ plunged between him and the tent before he could take aim.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Steady, amigo,&rdquo; smiled Miguel. &ldquo;You aren't a crazy sheepherder.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, but I'm goin' to kill off one. Git outa my way!&rdquo; Big Medicine was
+ transformed into a cold-eyed, iron-jawed fighting machine. He dug the
+ spurs in, meaning to ride ahead of Miguel. But Miguel's spurs also pressed
+ home, so that the two horses plunged as one. Big Medicine, bellowing one
+ solitary oath, drew his right leg from the stirrup to dismount. Miguel
+ reached out, caught him by the arm, and held him to the saddle. And,
+ though Big Medicine was a strong man, the grip held firm and unyielding.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You must think of the outfit, you know,&rdquo; said Miguel, smiling still.
+ &ldquo;There must be no shooting. Once that begins&mdash;&rdquo; He shrugged his
+ shoulders with that slight, eloquent movement, which the Happy Family had
+ come to know so well. He was speaking to them all, as they crowded up to
+ the scuffle. &ldquo;The man who feels the trigger-itch had better throw his gun
+ away,&rdquo; he advised coolly. &ldquo;I know, boys. I've seen these things start
+ before. All hell can't stop you, once you begin to shoot. Put it up, Bud,
+ or give it to me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The man don't live that can shoot at me, by cripes, and git away with it.
+ Not if he misses killin' me!&rdquo; Big Medicine was shaking with rage; but the
+ Native Son saw that he hesitated, nevertheless, and laughed outright.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Call him out and give him a thumping. That's good enough for a
+ sheepherder,&rdquo; he suggested as a substitute.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Perhaps because the Native Son so seldom offered advice, and, because of
+ his cool courage in interfering with Big Medicine at such a time, Bud's
+ jaw relaxed and his pale eyes became more human in their expression. He
+ even permitted Miguel to remove the big, wicked Colt from his hand, and
+ slide it into his own pocket; whereat the Happy Family gasped with
+ astonishment. Not even Pink would have dreamed of attempting such a thing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well he's got to come out and take a lickin', anyway,&rdquo; shouted Big
+ Medicine vengefully, and rode close enough to slap the canvas smartly with
+ his quirt. By all the gods he knew by name he called upon the offender to
+ come forth, while the others drew up in a rude half-circle to await
+ developments. Heavy silence was the reply he got. It was as though the men
+ within were sitting tense and watchful, like cougars crouched for a
+ spring, with claws unsheathed and muscles quivering.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You better come out,&rdquo; called Andy sharply, after they had waited a decent
+ interval. &ldquo;We didn't come here hunting trouble; we want to know where
+ you're headed for with these sheep. The fellow that cut loose with the gun&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Aw, don't talk so purty! I'm gitting almighty tired, just setting here
+ lettin' m' legs hang down. Git your ropes, boys!&rdquo; With one sweeping
+ gesture of his arm Big Medicine made plain his meaning as he rode a few
+ paces away, his fingers fumbling with the string that held his rope. &ldquo;I'm
+ goin' to have a look at 'em, anyway,&rdquo; he grinned. &ldquo;I sure do hate to see
+ men act so bashful.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With his rope free and ready for action, Big Medicine shook the loop out,
+ glanced around, and saw that Andy, Pink and Cal Emmett were also ready,
+ and, with a dexterous flip, settled the noose neatly over the iron pin
+ that thrust up through the end of the ridge-pole in front. Andy's loop
+ sank neatly over it a second later, and the two wheeled and dashed away
+ together, with Pink and Irish duplicating their performance at the other
+ end of the tent. The dingy, smoke-stained canvas swayed, toppled, as the
+ pegs gave way, and finally lay flat upon the prairie fifty feet from where
+ it had stood, leaving the inmates exposed to the cruel stare of eight
+ unfriendly cowpunchers. Four cowering figures they were, with guns in
+ their hands that shook.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Drop them guns!&rdquo; thundered Big Medicine, flipping his rope loose and
+ recoiling it mechanically as he plunged up to the group.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One man obeyed. One gave a squawk of terror and permitted his gun to go
+ off at random before he fled toward the coulee. The other two crouched
+ behind their bed-rolls, set their jaws doggedly and glared defiance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pink, Andy, Irish, Big Medicine and the Native Son slid off their horses
+ and made a rush at them. A rifle barked viciously, and Slim, sitting
+ prudently on his horse well in the rear, gave a yell and started for home
+ at a rapid pace.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Considering the provocation the Happy Family behaved with quite
+ praiseworthy self-control and leniency. They did not lynch those two
+ herders. They did not kill them, either by bullets, knives, or beating to
+ death. They took away the guns, however, and they told them with extreme
+ bluntness what sort of men they believed them to be. They defined
+ accurately their position in society at large, in that neighborhood, and
+ stated what would be their future fate if they persisted in acting with so
+ little caution and common sense.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At Andy Green's earnest behest they also wound them round and round with
+ ropes, before they departed, and gave them some very good advice upon the
+ matter of range rules and the herding of sheep, particularly of Dot sheep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You're playing big luck, if you only had sense enough to know it,&rdquo; Andy
+ pointed out to the recumbent three before they rode away. &ldquo;We didn't come
+ over here on the warpath, and, if you hadn't got in such a darned hurry to
+ start something, you'd be a whole lot more comfortable right now. We rode
+ over to tell yuh not to start them sheep across Flying U coulee; because,
+ if you do, you're going to have both hands and your hats plumb full uh
+ trouble. It has taken some little time and fussing to get yuh gentled down
+ so we can talk to you, and I sure do hope yuh remember what I'm saying.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, we'll remember it, all right!&rdquo; menaced one of the men, lifting his
+ head turtlewise that he might glare at the group. &ldquo;And our bosses'll
+ remember it; you needn't worry about that none. You wait till&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next man to him turned his head and muttered a sentence, and the
+ speaker dropped his head back upon the ground, silenced.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It was your own outfit started this style of rope trimming, so you can't
+ kick about that part of the deal,&rdquo; Pink informed them melodiously. &ldquo;It's
+ liable to get to be all the rage with us. So, if you don't like it, don't
+ come around where we are. And say!&rdquo; His dimples stood deep in his cheeks.
+ &ldquo;You send those ropes home to-morrow, will yuh? We're liable to need 'em.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;By cripes!&rdquo; Big Medicine bawled. &ldquo;What say we haze them sheep a few miles
+ north, boys?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, I guess they'll be all right where they are,&rdquo; Andy protested, his
+ thirst for revenge assuaged at sight of those three trussed as he had been
+ trussed, and apparently not liking it any better than he had liked it.
+ &ldquo;They'll be good and careful not to come around the Flying U&mdash;or I
+ miss my guess a mile.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The others cast comprehensive glances at their immediate surroundings, and
+ decided that they had at least made their meaning plain; there was no
+ occasion for emphasizing their disapproval any further. They confiscated
+ the rifles, and they told the fellows why they did so. They very kindly
+ pulled a tarpaulin over the three to protect them in a measure from the
+ chill night that was close upon them, and they wished them good night and
+ pleasant dreams, and rode away home.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the way they met Weary and Happy Jack, galloping anxiously to the
+ battle scene. Slim, it appeared from Weary's rapid explanation, had
+ arrived at the ranch with his horse in a lather and with a four-inch
+ furrow in the fleshiest part of his leg, where a bullet had flicked him in
+ passing. The tale he told had led Weary to believe that Slim was the sole
+ survivor of that reckless company.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mamma! I'm so glad to see you boys able to fork your horses and swear
+ natural, that I don't believe I can speak my little piece about staying on
+ your own side the fence and letting trouble do some of the hunting,&rdquo; he
+ exclaimed thankfully. &ldquo;I wish you'd stayed at home and left these blamed
+ Dots alone. But, seeing yuh didn't, I'm tickled to death to hear you
+ didn't kill anybody off. I don't want the folks to come home and find the
+ whole bunch in the pen. It might look as if&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You don't want the folks to come home and find the whole ranch sheeped
+ off, either, and the herders camping up in the white house, do yuh?&rdquo; Pink
+ inquired pointedly. &ldquo;I kinda think,&rdquo; he added dryly, &ldquo;those same herders
+ will feel like going away around Flying U fences with their sheep. I don't
+ believe they'll do any cutting across.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I betche old Dunk'll make it interestin' fer this outfit, just the same,&rdquo;
+ Happy Jack predicted. &ldquo;Tyin' up three men uh hisn, like that, and ropin'
+ their tent and draggin' it off, ain't things he'll pass up. He'll have a
+ possy out here&mdash;you see if he don't!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In that case, I'll be sorry for you, Happy,&rdquo; purred Miguel close beside
+ him. &ldquo;You're the only one in the outfit that looks capable of such a vile
+ deed.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, Dunk won't do anything,&rdquo; Weary said cheerfully. &ldquo;You'll have to take
+ those guns back, though. They might take a notion to call that stealing!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You forget,&rdquo; the Native Son reminded calmly, &ldquo;that we left them three
+ good ropes in exchange.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whereupon the Happy Family laughed and went to offer their unsought
+ sympathy to Slim.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER X. The Happy Family Herd Sheep
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The boys of the Flying U had many faults in common, aside from certain
+ individual frailties; one of their chief weaknesses was over-confidence in
+ their own ability to cope with any situation which might arise,
+ unexpectedly or otherwise, and a belief that others felt that same
+ confidence in them, and that enemies were wont to sit a long time counting
+ the cost before venturing to offer too great an affront. Also they
+ believed&mdash;and made it manifest in their conversation&mdash;that they
+ could even bring the Old Man back to health if they only had him on the
+ ranch where they could get at him. They maligned the hospitals and Chicago
+ doctors most unjustly, and were agreed that all he needed was to be back
+ on the ranch where somebody could look after him right. They asserted
+ that, if they ever got tired of living and wanted to cash in without using
+ a gun or anything, they'd go to a hospital and tell the doctors to turn
+ loose and try to cure them of something.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This by way of illustration; also as an explanation of their sleeping
+ soundly that night, instead of watching for some hostile demonstration on
+ the part of the Dot outfit. To a man&mdash;one never counted Happy Jack's
+ prophecies of disaster as being anything more than a personal deformity of
+ thought&mdash;they were positive in their belief that the Dot sheepherders
+ would be very, very careful not to provoke the Happy Family to further
+ manifestations of disapproval. They knew what they'd get, if they tried
+ any more funny business, and they'd be mighty careful where they drove
+ their sheep after this.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So, with the comfortable glow of victory in their souls, they laid them
+ down, and, when the animated discussion of that night's adventure flagged,
+ as their tongues grew sleep-clogged and their eyelids drooped, they slept
+ in peace; save when Slim, awakened by the soreness of his leg, grunted a
+ malediction or two before he began snoring again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They rose and ate their breakfast in a fair humor with the world. One
+ grows accustomed to the thought of sickness, even when it strikes close to
+ the affections, and, with the resilience of youth and hope, life adjusts
+ itself to make room for the specter of fear, so that it does not crowd
+ unduly, but stands half-forgotten in the background of one's thoughts. For
+ that reason they no longer spoke soberly because of the Old Man lying hurt
+ unto death in Chicago. And, when they mentioned the Dot sheep and men,
+ they spoke as men speak of the vanquished.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With the taste of hot biscuits and maple syrup still lingering pleasantly
+ against their palates, they went out and were confronted with sheep,
+ blatting sheep, stinking sheep, devastating sheep, Dot sheep. On the south
+ side of the coulee, up on the bluff, grazed the band. They fed upon the
+ brow of the hill opposite the ranch buildings; they squeezed under the
+ fence and spilled a ragged fringe of running, gray animals down the slope.
+ Half a mile away though the nearest of them were, the murmur of them, the
+ smell of them, the whole intolerable presence of them, filled the Happy
+ Family with an amazed loathing too deep for words.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Technically, that high, level stretch of land bounding Flying U coulee on
+ the south was open range. It belonged to the government. The soil was not
+ fertile enough even for the most optimistic of &ldquo;dry land&rdquo; farmers to
+ locate upon it; and this was before the dry-land farming craze had swept
+ the country, gathering in all public land as claims. J. G. Whitmore had
+ contented himself with acquiring title to the whole of the Flying U
+ coulee, secure in his belief that the old order of things would not
+ change, in his life-time, at least, and that the unwritten law of the
+ range land, which leaves the vicinity of a ranch to the use of the ranch
+ owner, would never be repealed by new customs imposed by a new class of
+ people.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Legally, there was no trespassing of the Dots, beyond the two or three
+ hundred which had made their way through the fence. Morally, however, and
+ by right of custom, their offense would not be much greater if they came
+ on down the hill and invaded the Old Man's pet meadows, just beyond the
+ &ldquo;little pasture.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ladies may read this story, so I am not going to pretend to repeat the
+ things they said, once they were released from dumb amazement. I should be
+ compelled to improvise and substitute&mdash;which would remove much of the
+ flavor. Let bare facts suffice, at present.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They saddled in haste, and in haste they rode to the scene. This, they
+ were convinced, was the band herded by the bug-killer and the man from
+ Wyoming; and the nerve of those two almost excited the admiration of the
+ Happy Family. It did not, however, deter them from their purpose.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Weary, to look at him, was no longer in the mood to preach patience and a
+ turning of the other cheek. He also made that change of heart manifest in
+ his speech when Pink, his eyes almost black, rode up close and gritted at
+ him:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, what's the orders now? Want me to go back and get the wire nippers
+ so we can let them poor little sheep down into the meadow? Maybe we better
+ ask the herders down to have some of Patsy's grub, too; I don't believe
+ they had time to cook much breakfast. And it wouldn't be a bad idea to
+ haze our own stuff clear off the range. I'm afraid Dunk's sheep are going
+ to fare kinda slim, if we go on letting our cattle eat all the good
+ grass!&rdquo; Pink did not often indulge in such lengthy sarcasm, especially
+ toward his beloved Weary; but his exasperation toward Weary's mild tactics
+ had been growing apace.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Weary's reply, I fear, will have to be omitted. It was terribly unrefined.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I want you boys to spread out, around the whole bunch,&rdquo; was his first
+ printable utterance, &ldquo;and haze these sheep just as far south as they can
+ get without taking to the river. Don't get all het up chasing 'em yourself&mdash;make
+ the men (Weary did not call them men; he called them something very
+ naughty) that's paid for it do the driving.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And, if they don't go,&rdquo; drawled the smooth voice of the Native Son, &ldquo;what
+ shall we do, amigo? Slap them on the wrist?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Weary twisted in the saddle and sent him a baleful glance, which was not
+ at all like Weary the sunny-hearted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If you can't figure that out for yourself,&rdquo; he snapped, &ldquo;you had better
+ go back and wipe the dishes for Patsy; and, when that's done, you can pull
+ the weeds out of his radishes. Maybe he'll give you a nickel to buy candy
+ with, if you do it good.&rdquo; Before he faced to the front again his harsh
+ glance swept the faces of his companions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They were grinning, every man of them, and he knew why. To see him lose
+ his temper was something of an event with the Happy Family, who used
+ sometimes to fix the date of an incident by saying, &ldquo;It was right after
+ that time Weary got mad, a year ago last fall,&rdquo; or something of the sort.
+ He grinned himself, shamefacedly, and told them that they were a bunch of
+ no-account cusses, anyway, and he'd just about as soon herd sheep himself
+ as to have to run with such an outfit; which swept his anger from him and
+ left him his usual self, with but the addition of a purpose from which
+ nothing could stay him. He was going to settle the sheep question, and he
+ was going to settle it that day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Only one injunction did he lay upon the Happy Family. &ldquo;You fellows don't
+ want to get excited and go to shooting,&rdquo; he warned, while they were still
+ out of hearing of the herders. &ldquo;We don't want Dunk to get anything like
+ that on us; savvy?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They &ldquo;savvied,&rdquo; and they told him so, each after his own individual
+ manner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I guess we ought to be able to put the run on a couple of sheepherders,
+ without wasting any powder,&rdquo; Pink said loftily, remembering his meeting
+ with them a few days before.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;One thing sure&mdash;we'll make a good job of it this time,&rdquo; promised
+ Irish, and spurred after Weary, who was leading the way around the band.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The herders watched them openly and with the manner of men who are
+ expecting the worst to happen. Unlike the four whose camp had been laid
+ low the night before, these two were unarmed, as they had been from the
+ first; which, in Weary's opinion, was a bit of guile upon the part of
+ Dunk. If trouble came&mdash;trouble which it would take a jury to settle&mdash;the
+ fact that the sheepmen were unarmed would tell heavily in their favor;
+ for, while the petty meanness of range-stealing and nagging trespass may
+ be harder to bear than the flourishing of a gun before one's face, it all
+ sounds harmless enough in the telling.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Weary headed straight for the nearest herder, told him to put his dogs to
+ work rounding up the sheep, which were scattered over an area half a mile
+ across while they fed, and, when the herder, who was the bug-killer, made
+ no move to obey, Weary deliberately pulled his gun and pointed at his
+ head.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You move,&rdquo; he directed with grim intent, &ldquo;and don't take too much time
+ about it, either.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The bug-killer, an unkempt, ungainly figure, standing with his back to the
+ morning sun, scowled up at Weary stolidly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yuh dassent shoot,&rdquo; he stated sourly, and did not move.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For answer, Weary pulled back the hammer; also he smiled as malignantly as
+ it was in his nature to do, and hoped in his heart that he looked
+ sufficiently terrifying to convince the man. So they faced each other in a
+ silent clash of wills.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Big Medicine had not been saying much on the way over, which was unusual.
+ Now he rode forward until he was abreast of Weary, and he grinned down at
+ the bug-killer in a way to distract his attention from the gun.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Nobody don't have to shoot, by cripes!&rdquo; he bawled. &ldquo;We hain't goin' to
+ kill yuh. We'll make yuh wisht, by cripes, we had, though, b'fore we git
+ through. Git to work, boys, 'n' gether up some dry grass an' sticks. Over
+ there in them rose-bushes you oughta find enough bresh. We'll give him a
+ taste uh what we was talkin' about comm' over, by cripes! I guess he'll be
+ willin' to drive sheep, all right, when we git through with him.
+ Haw-haw-haw-w-w!&rdquo; He leaned forward in the saddle and ogled the bug-killer
+ with horrid significance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Git busy with that bresh!&rdquo; he yelled authoritatively, when a glance
+ showed him that the Happy Family was hesitating and eyeing him
+ uncertainly. &ldquo;Git a fire goin' quick's yuh kin&mdash;I'll do the rest.
+ Down in Coconino county we used to have a way uh fixin' sheepherders&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Aw, gwan! We don't want no torture business!&rdquo; remonstrated Happy Jack
+ uneasily, edging away.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yuh don't, hey?&rdquo; Big Medicine turned in the saddle wrathfully and glared.
+ When he had succeeded in catching Andy Green's eye he winked, and that
+ young man's face kindled understandingly. &ldquo;Well, now, you hain't runnin'
+ this here show. Honest to grandma, I've saw the time when a little
+ foot-warmin' done a sheepherder a whole lot uh good; and, it looks to me,
+ by cripes, as if this here feller needed a dose to gentle him down. You
+ git the fire started. That's all I want you t' do, Happy. Some uh you boys
+ help me rope him&mdash;like him and that other jasper over there done to
+ Andy. C'mon, Andy&mdash;it ain't goin' to take long!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You bet your sweet life I'll come on!&rdquo; exclaimed Andy, dismounting
+ eagerly. &ldquo;Let me take your rope, Weary. Too bad we haven't got a branding
+ iron&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Aw, we don't need no irons.&rdquo; Big Medicine was also on the ground by then,
+ and untying his rope. &ldquo;Lemme git his shoes off once, and I'll show yuh.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The bug-killer lifted his stick, snarling like a mongrel dog when a
+ stranger tries to drive it out of the house; hurled the stick
+ hysterically, as Big Medicine, rope in hand, advanced implacably, and,
+ with a squawk of horror, turned suddenly and ran. After him, bellowing
+ terribly, lunged Big Medicine, straight through the band like a snowplow,
+ leaving behind them a wide, open trail.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Say, we kinda overplayed that bet, by gracious,&rdquo; Andy commented to Weary,
+ while he watched the chase. &ldquo;That gazabo's scared silly; let's try the
+ other one. That torture talk works fine.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In his enthusiasm Andy remounted and was about to lead the way to the
+ other herder when Big Medicine returned puffing, the bug-killer squirming
+ in his grasp. &ldquo;Tell him what yuh want him to do, Weary,&rdquo; he panted, with
+ some difficulty holding his limp victim upright by a greasy coat-collar.
+ &ldquo;And if he don't fall over himself doin' it, why&mdash;by cripes&mdash;we'll
+ take off his shoes!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whereupon the bug-killer gave another howl and professed himself eager to
+ drive the sheep&mdash;well, what he said was that he would drive them to
+ that place which ladies dislike to hear mentioned, if the Happy Family
+ wanted him to.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's all right, then. Start 'em south, and don't quit till somebody
+ tells you to.&rdquo; Weary carefully let down the hammer of his six-shooter and
+ shoved it thankfully into his scabbard.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, you don't want to pile it on quite so thick, next time,&rdquo; Irish
+ admonished Big Medicine, when they turned away from watching the
+ bug-killer set his dogs to work by gestures and a shouted word or two.
+ &ldquo;You like to have sent this one plumb nutty.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I betche Bud gets us all pinched for that,&rdquo; grumbled Happy Jack.
+ &ldquo;Torturing folks is purty darned serious business. You might as well shoot
+ 'em up decent and be done with it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Haw-haw-haw-w-w!&rdquo; Big Medicine ogled the group mirthfully. &ldquo;Nobody can't
+ swear I done a thing, or said a thing. All I said definite was that I'd
+ take off his shoes. Any jury in the country'd know that would be hull lot
+ worse fer us than it would fer him, by cripes. Haw-haw-haw-w-w!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Say, that's right; yuh didn't say nothin', ner do nothin'. By golly, that
+ was purty slick work, all right!&rdquo; Slim forgot his sore leg until he
+ clapped his hand enthusiastically down upon the place as comprehension of
+ Bud's finesse dawned upon him. He yelped, and the Happy Family laughed
+ unfeelingly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You want to be careful and don't try to see through any jokes, Slim, till
+ that leg uh yours gets well,&rdquo; Irish bantered, and they laughed the louder.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All this was mere byplay; a momentary swinging of their mood to
+ pleasantry, because they were a temperamentally cheerful lot, and laughter
+ came to them easily, as it always does to youth and perfect mental and
+ physical health. Their brief hilarity over Slim's misfortune did not
+ swerve them from their purpose, nor soften the mood of them toward their
+ adversaries. They were unsmiling and unfriendly when they reached the man
+ from Wyoming; and, if they ever behaved like boys let out of school, they
+ did not show it then.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Wyoming man was wiser than his fellow. He had been given several
+ minutes grace in which to meditate upon the unwisdom of defiance; and he
+ had seen the bug-killer change abruptly from sullenness to terror, and
+ afterward to abject obedience. He did not know what they had said to him,
+ or what they had done; but he knew the bug-killer was a hard man to
+ stampede. And he was one man, and they were many; also he judged that,
+ being human, and this being the third offense of the Dot sheep under his
+ care, it would be extremely unsafe to trust that their indignation would
+ vent itself in mere words.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Therefore, when Weary told him to get the stragglers back through the
+ fence and up on the level, he stopped only long enough for a good look at
+ their faces. After that he called his dogs and crawled through the fence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It really did not require the entire Family to force those sheep south
+ that morning. But Weary's jaw was set, as was his heart, upon a thorough
+ cleaning of that particular bit of range; and, since he did not definitely
+ request any man to turn back, and every fellow there was minded to see the
+ thing to a finish, they straggled out behind the trailing two thousand&mdash;and
+ never had one bunch of sheep so efficient a convoy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After the first few miles the way grew rough. Sheep lagged, and the
+ blatting increased to an uproar. Old ewes and yearlings these were mostly,
+ and there were few to suffer more than hunger and thirst, perhaps. So
+ Weary was merciless, and drove them forward without a stop until the first
+ jumble of hills and deep-worn gullies held them back from easy traveling.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the Happy Family had not ridden those breaks for cattle, all these
+ years, to be hindered by rough going. Weary, when the band stopped and
+ huddled, blatting incessantly against a sheer wall of sandstone and
+ gravel, got the herders together and told them what he wanted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You take 'em down that slope till you come to the second little coulee.
+ Don't go up the first one&mdash;that's a blind pocket. In the second
+ coulee, up a mile or so, there's a spring creek. You can hold 'em there on
+ water for half an hour. That's more than any of yuh deserve. Haze 'em down
+ there.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The herders did not know it, but that second coulee was the rude gateway
+ to an intricate system of high ridges and winding waterways that would
+ later be dry as a bleached bone&mdash;the real beginning of the bad lands
+ which border the Missouri river for long, terrible miles. Down there, it
+ is possible for two men to reach places where they may converse quite
+ easily across a chasm, and yet be compelled to ride fifteen or twenty
+ miles, perhaps, in order to shake hands. Yet, even in that scrap-heap of
+ Nature there are ways of passing deep into the heart of the upheaval.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Happy Family knew those ways as they knew the most complicated figures
+ of the quadrilles they danced so lightfootedly with the girls of the Bear
+ Paw country. When they forced the sheep and their herders out of the
+ coulee Weary had indicated he sent Irish and Pink ahead to point the way,
+ and he told them to head for the Wash Bowl; which they did with
+ praiseworthy zeal and scant pity for the sheep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When at last, after a slow, heartbreaking climb up a long, bare ridge,
+ Pink and Irish paused upon the brow of a slope and let the trail-weary
+ band spill itself reluctantly down the steep slope beyond, the sun stood
+ high in the blue above them and their stomachs clamored for food; by which
+ signs they knew that it must be near noon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the last sheep had passed, blatting discordantly, down the bluff,
+ Weary halted the sweating herders for a parting admonition.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We don't aim to deal you any more misery, for a while, if you stay where
+ you're at. You're only working for a living, like the rest of us&mdash;but
+ I must say I don't admire your trade none. Anyway, I'll send some of your
+ bunch down here with grub and beds. This is good enough range for sheep.
+ You keep away from the Flying U and nobody'll bother you. Over there in
+ them trees,&rdquo; he added, pointing a gloved finger toward a little grove on
+ the far side of the basin, &ldquo;you'll find a cabin, and water. And, farther
+ down the river there's pretty good grass, in the little bottoms. Now,
+ git.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The herders looked as if they would enjoy murdering them all, but they did
+ not say a word. With their dogs at heel they scrambled down the bluff in
+ the wake of their sheep, and the Happy Family, rolling cigarettes while
+ they watched them depart, told one another that this settled that bunch;
+ they wouldn't bed down in the Flying U door-yard that night, anyway.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XI. Weary Unburdens
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Hungry with the sharp, gnawing hunger of healthy stomachs accustomed to
+ regular and generous feeding; tired with the weariness of healthy muscles
+ pushed past their accustomed limit of action; and hot with the
+ unaccustomed heat of a blazing day shunted unaccountably into the midst of
+ soft spring weather, the Happy Family rode out of the embrace of the last
+ barren coulee and up on the wide level where the breeze swept gratefully
+ up from the west, and where every day brought with it a deeper tinge of
+ green into its grassy carpet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Only for this harassment of the Dot sheep, the roundup wagons would be
+ loaded and ready to rattle abroad over the land. Meadow larks and curlews
+ and little, pert-eyed ground sparrows called out to them that roundup time
+ was come. They passed a bunch of feeding Flying U cattle, and flat-ribbed,
+ bandy-legged calves galloped in brief panic to their mothers and from the
+ sanctuary of grass-filled paunches watched the riders with wide,
+ inquisitive eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We ought to be starting out, by now,&rdquo; Weary observed a bit gloomily to
+ Andy and Pink, who rode upon either side of him. &ldquo;The calf crop is going
+ to be good, if this weather holds on another two weeks or so. But&mdash;&rdquo;
+ he waved his cigarette disgustedly &ldquo;&mdash;that darned Dot outfit would be
+ all over the place, if we pulled out on roundup and left 'em the run of
+ things.&rdquo; He smoked moodily for a minute. &ldquo;My religion has changed a lot in
+ the last few days,&rdquo; he observed whimsically. &ldquo;My idea of hell is a place
+ where there ain't anything but sheep and sheepherders; and cowpunchers
+ have got to spend thousands uh years right in the middle of the corrals.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If that's the case, I'm going to quit cussing, and say my prayers every
+ night,&rdquo; Andy Green asserted emphatically.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What worries me,&rdquo; Weary confided, obeying the impulse to talk over his
+ troubles with those who sympathized, &ldquo;is how I'm going to keep the work
+ going along like it ought to, and at the same time keep them Dot sheep
+ outa the house. Dunk's wise, all right. He knows enough about the cow
+ business to know we ye got to get out on the range pretty quick, now. And
+ he's so mean that every day or every half day he can feed his sheep on
+ Flying U grass, he calls that much to the good. And he knows we won't go
+ to opening up any real gun-fights if we can get out of it; he counts on
+ our faunching around and kicking up a lot of dust, maybe&mdash;but we
+ won't do anything like what he'd do, in our places. He knows the Old Man
+ and Chip are gone, and he knows we've just naturally got to sit back and
+ swallow our tongues because we haven't any authority. Mamma! It comes
+ pretty tough, when a low-down skunk like that just banks on your doing the
+ square thing. He wouldn't do it, but he knows we will; and so he takes
+ advantage of white men and gets the best of 'em. And if we should happen
+ to break out and do something, he knows the herders would be the ones to
+ get it in the neck; and he'd wait till the dust settled, and bob up with
+ the sheriff&mdash;&rdquo; He waved his hand again with a hopeless gesture. &ldquo;It
+ may not look that way on the face of it,&rdquo; he added gloomily, &ldquo;but Dunk has
+ got us right where he wants us. From the way they've been letting sheep on
+ our land, time and time again, I'd gamble he's just trying to make us so
+ mad we'll break out. He's got it in for the whole outfit, from the Old Man
+ and the Little Doctor down to Slim. If any of us boys got into trouble,
+ the Old Man would spend his last cent to clear us; and Dunk knows that
+ just as well as he knows the way from the house to the stable. He'd see to
+ it that it would just about take the Old Man's last cent, too. And he's
+ using these Dot sheep like you'd use a red flag on a bull, to make us so
+ crazy mad we'll kill off somebody.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's why,&rdquo; he said to them all when he saw that they had ridden up
+ close that they might hear what he was saying, &ldquo;I've been hollering so
+ loud for the meek-and-mild stunt. When I slapped him on the jaw, and he
+ stood there and took it, I saw his game. He had a witness to swear I hit
+ him and he didn't hit back. And when I saw them Dots in our field again, I
+ knew, just as well as if Dunk had told me, that he was kinda hoping we'd
+ kill a herder or two so he could cinch us good and plenty. I don't say,&rdquo;
+ he qualified with a rueful grin, &ldquo;that Dunk went into the sheep business
+ just to get r-re-venge, as they say in shows. But if he can make money
+ running sheep&mdash;and he can, all right, because there's more money in
+ them right now than there is in cattle&mdash;and at the same time get a
+ good whack at the Flying U, he's the lad that will sure make a running
+ jump at the chance.&rdquo; He spat upon the burnt end of his cigarette stub from
+ force of the habit that fear of range fires had built, and cast it
+ petulantly from him; as if he would like to have been able to throw Dunk
+ and his sheep problem as easily out of his path.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So I wish you boys would hang onto yourselves when you hear a sheep
+ blatting under your window,&rdquo; he summed up his unburdening whimsically. &ldquo;As
+ Bud said this morning, you can't hang a man for telling a sheepherder
+ you'll take off his shoes. And they can't send us over the road for moving
+ that band of sheep onto new range to-day. Last night you all were kinda
+ disorderly, maybe, but you didn't hurt anybody, or destroy any property.
+ You see what I mean. Our only show is to stop with our toes on the right
+ side of the dead line.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If Andy, here, would jest git his think-wheels greased and going good,&rdquo;
+ Big Medicine suggested loudly, &ldquo;he ought to frame up something that would
+ put them Dots on the run permanent. I d'no, by cripes, why it is a feller
+ can always think uh lies and joshes by the dozens, and put 'em over O. K.
+ when there ain't nothing to be made out of it except hard feelin's; and
+ then when a deal like this here sheep deal comes up, he's got about as
+ many idees, by cripes, as that there line-back calf over there. Honest to
+ grandma, Andy makes me feel kinda faint. Only time he did have a chanc't,
+ he let them&mdash;&rdquo; It occurred to Big Medicine at that point that perhaps
+ his remarks might be construed by the object of them as being offensively
+ personal. He turned his head and grinned good-naturedly in Andy's
+ direction, and refrained from finishing what he was going to say. &ldquo;I sure
+ do like them wind-flowers scattered all over the ground,&rdquo; he observed with
+ such deliberate and ostentatious irrelevance that the Happy Family
+ laughed, even to Andy Green, who had at first been inclined toward anger.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Everything,&rdquo; declared Andy in the tone of a paid instructor, &ldquo;has its
+ proper time and place, boys; I've told you that before. For instance, I
+ wouldn't try to kill a skunk by talking it to death; and I wouldn't be
+ hopeful of putting the run on this Dunk person by telling him ghost
+ stories. As to ideas&mdash;I'm plumb full of them. But they're all about
+ grub, just right at present.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That started Slim and Happy Jack to complaining because no one had had
+ sense enough to go back after some lunch before taking that long trail
+ south; the longer because it was a slow one, with sheep to set the pace.
+ And by the time they had presented their arguments against the Happy
+ Family's having enough brains to last them overnight, and the Happy Family
+ had indignantly pointed out just where the mental deficiency was most
+ noticeable, they were upon that last, broad stretch of &ldquo;bench&rdquo; land beyond
+ which lay Flying U coulee and Patsy and dinner; a belated dinner, to be
+ sure, but for that the more welcome.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And when they reached the point where they could look away to the very rim
+ of the coulee, they saw sheep&mdash;sheep to the skyline, feeding
+ scattered and at ease, making the prairie look, in the distance, as if it
+ were covered with a thin growth of gray sage-brush. Four herders moved
+ slowly upon the outskirts, and the dogs were little, scurrying, black dots
+ which stopped occasionally to wait thankfully until the master-minds again
+ urged them to endeavor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Happy Family drew up and stared in silence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do I see sheep?&rdquo; Pink inquired plaintively at last. &ldquo;Tell me, somebody.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's that bunch you fellows tackled last night,&rdquo; said Weary miserably. &ldquo;I
+ ought to have had sense enough to leave somebody on the ranch to look out
+ for this.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They've got their nerve,&rdquo; stated Irish, &ldquo;after the deal they got last
+ night. I'd have bet good money that you couldn't drag them herders across
+ Flying U coulee with a log chain.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Say, by golly, do we have to drive this here bunch anywheres before we
+ git anything to eat?&rdquo; Slim wanted to know distressfully.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Weary considered briefly. &ldquo;No, I guess we'll pass 'em up for the present.
+ An hour or so won't make much difference in the long run, and our horses
+ are about all in, right now&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So'm I, by cripes!&rdquo; Big Medicine attested, grinning mirthlessly. &ldquo;This
+ here sheep business is plumb wearin' on a man. 'Specially,&rdquo; he added with
+ a fretful note, &ldquo;when you've got to handle 'em gentle. The things I'd like
+ to do to them Dots is all ruled outa the game, seems like. Honest to
+ grandma, a little gore would look better to me right now than a Dutch
+ picnic before the foam's all blowed off the refreshments. Lemme kill off
+ jest one herder, Weary?&rdquo; he pleaded. &ldquo;The one that took a shot at me las'
+ night. Purty, please!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If you killed one,&rdquo; Weary told him glumly, &ldquo;you might as well make a
+ clean sweep and take in the whole bunch.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I won't charge nothin' extra fer that, either,&rdquo; Bud assured him
+ generously. &ldquo;I'm willin' to throw in the other three&mdash;and the dawgs,
+ too, by cripes!&rdquo; He goggled the Happy Family quizzically. &ldquo;Nobody can't
+ say there's anything small about me. Why, down in the Coconino country
+ they used to set half a dozen greasers diggin' graves, by cripes, soon as
+ I started in to argy with a man. It was a safe bet they'd need three or
+ four, anyways, if old Bud cut loose oncet. Sheepherders? Why, they jest
+ natcherly couldn't keep enough on hand, securely, to run their sheep. They
+ used to order sheepherders like they did woolsacks, by cripes! You could
+ always tell when I was in the country, by the number uh extra herders them
+ sheep outfits always kep' in reserve. Honest to grandma, I've knowed two
+ or three outfits to club together and ship in a carload at a time, when
+ they heard I was headed their way. And so when it comes to killin' off
+ four, why that ain't skurcely enough to make it worth m'while to dirty up
+ m'gun!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Aw, I betche yuh never killed a man in your life!&rdquo; Happy Jack grumbled in
+ his characteristic tone of disparagement; but such was his respect for Big
+ Medicine's prowess that he took care not to speak loud enough to be
+ overheard by that modest gentleman, who continued with certain fearsome
+ details of alleged murderous exploits of his own, down in Coconino County,
+ Arizona.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But as they passed the detested animals, thankful that the trail permitted
+ them to ride by at a distance sufficient to blur the most unsavory
+ details, even Big Medicine gave over his deliberate boastings and relapsed
+ into silence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He had begun his fantastic vauntings from an instinctive impulse to leaven
+ with humor a situation which, at the moment, could not be bettered. Just
+ as they had, when came the news of the Old Man's dire plight, sought to
+ push the tragedy of it into the background and cling to their creed of
+ optimism, they had avoided openly facing the sheep complication squarely
+ with mutual admissions of all it might mean to the Flying U.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Until Weary had unburdened his heart of worry on the ride home that day,
+ they had not said much about it, beyond a general vilification of the
+ sheep industry as a whole, of Dunk as the chief of the encroaching Dots,
+ and of the herders personally.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But there were times when they could not well avoid thinking rather deeply
+ upon the subject, even if they did refuse to put their forebodings into
+ speech. They were not children; neither were they to any degree lacking in
+ intelligence. Swearing, about herders and at them, was all very well;
+ bluffing, threatening, pummeling even with willing fists, tearing down
+ tents and binding men with ropes might serve to relieve the emotions upon
+ occasion. But there was the grim economic problem which faced squarely the
+ Flying U as a &ldquo;cow outfit&rdquo;&mdash;the problem of range and water; the Happy
+ Family did not call it by name, but they realized to the full what it
+ meant to the Old Man to have sheep just over his boundary line always.
+ They realized, too, what it meant to have the Old Man absent at this time&mdash;worse,
+ to have him lying in a hospital, likely to die at any moment; what it
+ meant to have the whole responsibility shifted to their shoulders, willing
+ though they might be to bear the burden; what it meant to have the general
+ of an army gone when the enemy was approaching in overwhelming numbers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pink, when they were descending the first slope of the bluff which was the
+ southern rim of Flying U coulee, turned and glared vindictively back at
+ the wavering, gray blanket out there to the west. When he faced to the
+ front his face had the look it wore when he was fighting.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So help me, Josephine!&rdquo; he gritted desperately, &ldquo;we've got to clean the
+ range of them Dots before the Old Man comes back, or&mdash;&rdquo; He snapped
+ his jaws shut viciously.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Weary turned haggard eyes toward him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How?&rdquo; he asked simply. And Pink had no answer for him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XII. Two of a Kind
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Patsy, staunch old partisan that he was, placed before them much food
+ which he had tried his best to keep hot without burning everything to a
+ crisp, and while they ate with ravenous haste he told, with German
+ epithets and a trembling lower jaw, of his troubles that day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Dem sheeps, dey coom by der leetle pasture,&rdquo; he lamented while he poured
+ coffee muddy from long boiling. &ldquo;Looks like dey know so soon you ride
+ away, und dey cooms cheeky as you pleece, und eats der grass und crawls
+ under der fence and leafs der vool sthicking by der vires. I goes out mit
+ a club, py cosh, und der sheeps chust looks und valks by some better place
+ alreatty, und I throw rocks and yells till mine neck iss sore.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Und' dose herders, dey sets dem by der rock and laugh till I felt like I
+ could kill der whole punch, by cosh! Und von yells, 'Hey, dutchy, pring me
+ some pie, alreatty!' Und he laughs some more pecause der sheeps dey don't
+ go avay; dey chust run around und eat more grass and baa-aa!&rdquo; He turned
+ and went heavily back to the greasy range with the depleted coffee pot,
+ lifted the lid of a kettle and looked in upon the contents with a purely
+ mechanical glance; gave a perfunctory prod or two with a long-handled
+ fork, and came back to stand uneasily behind Weary.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If you poys are goin' to shtand fer dot,&rdquo; he began querulously, &ldquo;Py cosh
+ I von't! Py myself I vill go and tell dot Dunk W'ittaker vot lowdown skunk
+ I t'ink he iss. Sheep's vool shtickin' by der fences efferwhere on der
+ ranch, py cosh! Dot vould sure kill der Old Man quick if he see it.
+ Shtinkin' off sheeps py our noses all der time, till I can't eat no more
+ mit der shmell of dem. Neffer pefore did I see vool on der Flying U
+ fences, py cosh, und sheeps baa-aain' in der coulee!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Never had they seen Patsy take so to heart a matter of mere business
+ importance. They did not say much to him; there was not much that they
+ could say. They ate their fill and went out disconsolately to discuss the
+ thing among themselves, away from Patsy's throaty complainings. They hated
+ it as badly as did he; with Weary's urgent plea for no violence holding
+ them in leash, they hated it more, if that were possible.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Native Son tilted his head unobtrusively stableward when he caught
+ Andy's eye, and as unobtrusively wandered away from the group. Andy
+ stopped long enough to roll and light a cigarette and then strolled after
+ him with apparent aimlessness, secretly curious over the summons. He found
+ Miguel in the stable waiting for him, and Miguel led the way, rope in hand
+ across the corral and into the little pasture where fed a horse he meant
+ to ride. He did not say anything until he had turned to close the gate,
+ and to make sure that they were alone and that their departure had not
+ carried to the Happy Family any betraying air of significance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You remember when you blew in here, a few weeks or so ago?&rdquo; the Native
+ Son asked abruptly, a twinkle in his fathomless eyes. &ldquo;You put up a good
+ one on the boys, that time, you remember. Bluffed them into thinking I was
+ a hero in disguise, and that you'd seen me pull off a big stunt of
+ bull-fighting and bull-dogging down in Mexico. It was a fine josh. They
+ believe it yet.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy glanced at him perplexedly. &ldquo;Yes&mdash;but when it turned out to be
+ true,&rdquo; he amended, &ldquo;the josh was on me, I guess; I thought I was just
+ lying, when I wasn't. I've wondered a good deal about that. By gracious,
+ it makes a man feel funny to frame up a yarn out of his own think-machine,
+ and then find out he's been telling the truth all the while. It's like a
+ fellow handing out a twenty-four karat gold bar to a rube by mistake,
+ under the impression it only looks like one. Of course they believe it!
+ Only they don't know I just merely hit the truth by accident.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Native Son smiled his slow, amused smile, that somehow never failed to
+ be impressive. &ldquo;That's the funny part of it,&rdquo; he drawled. &ldquo;You didn't. I
+ just piled another little josh on top of yours, that's all. I never
+ throwed a bull in my life, except with my lariat. I'd heard a good deal
+ about you, and&mdash;well, I thought I'd see if I could go you one better.
+ And you put that Mexico yarn across so smooth and easy, I just simply
+ couldn't resist the temptation to make you think it was all straight
+ goods. Sabe?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy Green did not say a word, but he looked exceedingly foolish.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So I think we can both safely consider ourselves top-hands when it comes
+ to lying,&rdquo; the Native Son went on shamelessly. &ldquo;And if you're willing to
+ go in with me on it and help put Dunk on the run&mdash;&rdquo; He glanced over
+ his shoulder, saw that Happy Jack, on horseback, was coming out to haze in
+ the saddle bunch, and turned to stroll back as lazily as he had come. He
+ continued to speak smoothly and swiftly, in a voice that would not carry
+ ten paces. While Andy Green, with brown head bent attentively, listened
+ eagerly and added a sentence or two on his own account now and then, and
+ smiled&mdash;which he had not been in the habit of doing lately.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Say, you fellers are gittin' awful energetic, ain't yuh?&mdash;wranglin'
+ horses afoot!&rdquo; Happy Jack bantered at the top of his voice when he passed
+ them by. &ldquo;Better save up your strength while you kin. Weary's goin' to set
+ us herdin' sheep agin&mdash;and I betche there's goin' to be something
+ more'n herdin' on our hands before we git through.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I wouldn't be a bit surprised if there was,&rdquo; sang out Andy, as cheerfully
+ as if he had been invited to dance &ldquo;Ladies' choice&rdquo; with the prettiest
+ girl in the crowd. &ldquo;Wonder what hole he's going to dump this bunch into,&rdquo;
+ he added to the Native Son. &ldquo;By gracious, he ought to send 'em just as far
+ north as he can drive 'em without paying duty! I'd sure take 'em over into
+ Canada, if it was me running the show.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It was a mistake,&rdquo; the Native Son volunteered, &ldquo;for the whole bunch to go
+ off like we did to-day. They had those sheep up here on the hill just for
+ a bait. They knew we'd go straight up in the air and come down on those
+ two freaks herding 'em, and that gave them the chance to cross the other
+ bunch. I thought so all along, but I didn't like to butt in.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well Weary's mad enough now to do things that will leave a dent, anyway,&rdquo;
+ Andy commented under his breath when, from the corral gate, he got a good
+ look at Weary's profile, which showed the set of his mouth and chin. &ldquo;See
+ that mouth? It's hunt the top rail, and do it quick, when old Weary
+ straightens out his lips like that.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Behind them, Happy Jack bellowed for an open gate and no obstructions, and
+ they drew hastily to one side to let the saddle horses gallop past with a
+ great upflinging of dust. Pink, with a quite obtrusive facetiousness,
+ began lustily chanting that it looked to him like a big night to-night&mdash;with
+ occasional, furtive glances at Weary's face; for he, also, had been quick
+ to read those close-pressed lips, which did not soften in response to the
+ ditty. Usually he laughed at Pink's drollery.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They rode rather quietly upon the hill again, to where fed the sheep.
+ During the hour or so that they had been absent the sheep had not moved
+ appreciably; they still grazed close enough to the boundary to make their
+ position seem a direct insult to the Flying U, a virtual slap in the face.
+ And these young men who worked for the Flying U, and who made its
+ interests right loyally their own, were growing very, very tired of
+ turning the other cheek. With them, the time for profanity and for
+ horseplay bluffing and judicious temporizing was past. There were other
+ lips besides Weary's that were drawn tight and thin when they approached
+ that particular band of sheep. More than one pair of eyes turned
+ inquiringly toward him and away again when they met no answering look.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They topped a rise of ground, and in the shallow wrinkle which had hidden
+ him until now they came full upon Dunk Whittaker, riding a chunky black
+ which stepped restlessly about while he conferred in low tones with a
+ couple of the herders. The Happy Family recognized them as two of the
+ fellows in whose safe keeping they had left their ropes the night before.
+ Dunk looked around quickly when the group appeared over the little ridge,
+ scowled, hesitated and then came straight up to them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I want you rowdies to bring back those sheep you took the trouble to
+ drive off this morning,&rdquo; he began, with the even, grating voice and the
+ sneering lift of lip under his little, black mustache which the older
+ members of the Happy Family remembered&mdash;and hated&mdash;so vividly.
+ &ldquo;I've stood just all I'm going to stand, of these typically Flying U
+ performances you've been indulging in so freely during the past week. It's
+ all very well to terrorize a neighborhood of long-haired rubes who don't
+ know enough to teach you your places; but interfering with another man's
+ property is&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Interfering with another&mdash;what?&rdquo; Big Medicine, his pale blue eyes
+ standing out more like a frog's than ever upon his face, gave his horse a
+ kick and lunged close that he might lean and thrust his red face near to
+ Dunk's. &ldquo;Another what? I don't see nothin' in your saddle that looks t'me
+ like a man, by cripes! All I can see is a smooth-skinned, slippery vermin
+ I'd hate to name a snake after, that crawls around in the dark and lets
+ cheap rough-necks do all his dirty work. I've saw dogs sneak up and grab a
+ man behind, but most always they let out a growl or two first. And even a
+ rattler is square enough to buzz at yuh and give yuh a chanc't to
+ side-step him. Honest to grandma, I don't hardly know what kinda reptyle
+ y'are. I hate to insult any of 'em, by cripes, by namin' yuh after 'em.
+ But don't, for Lordy's sake, ever call yourself a man agin!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Big Medicine turned his head and spat disgustedly into the grass and
+ looked back slightingly with other annihilating remarks close behind his
+ wide-apart teeth, but instead of speaking he made an unbelievably quick
+ motion with his hand. The blow smacked loudly upon Dunk's cheek, and so
+ nearly sent him out of the saddle that he grabbed for the horn to save
+ himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, I seert yuh keepin' yer hand next yer six-gun all the while,&rdquo; Big
+ Medicine bawled. &ldquo;That's one reason I say yuh ain't no man! Yuh wouldn't
+ dast talk up to a prairie dog if yuh wasn't all set to make a quick draw.
+ Yuh got your face slapped oncet before by a Flyin' U man, and yuh had it
+ comm'. Now you're&mdash;gittin'&mdash;it&mdash;done&mdash;right!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If you have ever seen an irate, proletarian mother cuffing her offspring
+ over an empty wood-box, you may picture perhaps the present proceeding of
+ Big Medicine. To many a man the thing would have been unfeasible, after
+ the first blow, because of the horses. But Big Medicine was very nearly
+ all that he claimed to be; and one of his pet vanities was his
+ horsemanship; he managed to keep within a fine slapping distance of Dunk.
+ He stopped when his hand began to sting through his glove.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now you keep your hand away from that gun&mdash;that you ain't honest
+ enough to carry where folks can see it, but 'ye got it cached in your
+ pocket!&rdquo; he thundered. &ldquo;And go on with what you was goin' t'say. Only
+ don't get swell-headed enough to think you're a man, agin. You ain't.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I've got this to say!&rdquo; Mere type cannot reproduce the malevolence of
+ Dunk's spluttering speech. &ldquo;I've sent for the county sheriff and a dozen
+ deputies to arrest you, and you, and you, damn you!&rdquo; He was pointing a
+ shaking finger at the older members of the Happy Family, whom he
+ recognized not gladly, but too well. &ldquo;I'll have you all in Deer Lodge
+ before that lying, thieving, cattle-stealing Old Man of yours can lift a
+ finger. I'll sheep Flying U coulee to the very doors of the white house.
+ I'll skin the range between here and the river&mdash;and I'll have every
+ one of you hounds put where the dogs won't bite you!&rdquo; He drew a hand
+ across his mouth and smiled as they say Satan himself can smile upon
+ occasion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You've done enough to send you all over the road; destroying property and
+ assaulting harmless men&mdash;you wait! There are other and better ways to
+ fight than with the fists, and I haven't forgotten any of you fellows&mdash;there
+ are a few more rounders among you&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hey! You apologize fer that, by cripes, er I'll kill yuh the longest way
+ I know. And that&mdash;&rdquo; Big Medicine again laid violent hands upon Dunk,
+ &ldquo;and that way won't feel good, now I'm tellin' yuh. Apologize, er&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Say, all this don't do any good, Bud,&rdquo; Weary expostulated. &ldquo;Let Dunk
+ froth at the mouth if he wants to; what we want is to get these sheep off
+ the range. And,&rdquo; he added recklessly, &ldquo;so long as the sheriff is headed
+ for us anyway, we may as well get busy and make it worth his while. So&mdash;&rdquo;
+ He stopped, silenced by a most amazing interruption.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the brow of the hill, when first they had sighted Dunk in the hollow,
+ something had gone wrong with Miguel's saddle so that he had stopped
+ behind; and, to keep him company, Andy had stopped also and waited for
+ him. Later, when Dunk was spluttering threats, they had galloped up to the
+ edge of the group and pulled their horses to a stand. Now, Miguel rode
+ abruptly close to Dunk as rides one with a purpose.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He leaned and peered intently into Dunk's distorted countenance until
+ every man there, struck by his manner, was watching him curiously. Then he
+ sat back in the saddle, straightened his legs in the stirrups and laughed.
+ And like his smile when he would have it so, or the little twitch of
+ shoulders by which he could so incense a man, that laugh brought a deeper
+ flush to Dunk's face, reddened though it was by Big Medicine's vigorous
+ slapping.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Say, you've got nerve,&rdquo; drawled the Native Son, &ldquo;to let a sheriff travel
+ toward you. I can remember when you were more timid, amigo.&rdquo; He turned his
+ head until his eyes fell upon Andy. &ldquo;Say, Andy!&rdquo; he called. &ldquo;Come and take
+ a look at this hombre. You'll have to think back a few years,&rdquo; he assisted
+ laconically.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In response, Andy rode up eagerly. Like the Native Son, he leaned and
+ peered into eyes that stared back defiantly, wavered, and turned away.
+ Andy also sat back in the saddle then, and snorted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So this is the Dunk Whittaker that's been raising merry hell around here!
+ And talks about sending for the sheriff, huh? I've always heard that a lot
+ uh gall is the best disguise a man can hide under, but, by gracious, this
+ beats the deuce!&rdquo; He turned to the astounded Happy Family with growing
+ excitement in his manner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Boys, we don't have to worry much about this gazabo! We'll just freeze
+ onto him till the sheriff heaves in sight. Gee! There'll sure be something
+ stirring when we tell him who this Dunk person really is! And you say he
+ was in with the Old Man, once? Oh, Lord!&rdquo; He looked with withering
+ contempt at Dunk; and Dunk's glance flickered again and dropped, just as
+ his hand dropped to the pocket of his coat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, yuh don't, by cripes!&rdquo; Big Medicine's hand gripped Dunk's arm on the
+ instant. With his other he plucked the gun from Dunk's pocket, and
+ released him as he would let go of something foul which he had been
+ compelled to touch.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He'll be good, or he'll lose his dinner quick,&rdquo; drawled the Native Son,
+ drawing his own silver-mounted six-shooter and resting it upon the saddle
+ horn so that it pointed straight at Dunk's diaphragm. &ldquo;You take Weary off
+ somewhere and tell him something about this deal, Andy. I'll watch this
+ slippery gentleman.&rdquo; He smiled slowly and got an answering grin from Andy
+ Green, who immediately rode a few rods away, with Weary and Pink close
+ behind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Say, by golly, what's Dunk wanted fer?&rdquo; Slim blurted inquisitively after
+ a short silence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not for riding or driving over a bridge faster than a walk Slim,&rdquo; purred
+ the Native Son, shifting his gun a trifle as Dunk moved uneasily in the
+ saddle. &ldquo;You know the man. Look at his face&mdash;and use your
+ imagination, if you've got any.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XIII. The Happy Family Learn Something
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I hope this farce is about over,&rdquo; Dunk sneered, with as near an
+ approach to his old, supercilious manner as he could command, when the
+ three who had ridden apart returned presently. &ldquo;Perhaps, Weary, you'll be
+ good enough to have this fellow put up his gun, and these&mdash;&rdquo; he
+ hesitated, after a swift glance, to apply any epithet whatever to the
+ Happy Family. &ldquo;I have two witnesses here to swear that you have without
+ any excuse assaulted and maligned and threatened me, and you may consider
+ yourselves lucky if I do not insist&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, cut that out,&rdquo; Andy advised wearily. &ldquo;I don't know how it strikes the
+ rest, but it sounds pretty sickening to me. Don't overlook the fact that
+ two of us happen to know all about you; and we know just where to send
+ word, to dig up a lot more identification. So bluffing ain't going to help
+ you out, a darned bit.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Miguel, you can go with Andy,&rdquo; Weary said with brisk decision. &ldquo;Take Dunk
+ down to the ranch till the sheriff gets here&mdash;if it's straight goods
+ about Dunk sending for him. If he didn't, we can take Dunk in to-morrow,
+ ourselves.&rdquo; He turned and fixed a cold, commanding eye upon the
+ slack-jawed herders. &ldquo;Come along, you two, and get these sheep headed outa
+ here.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Say, we'll just lock him up in the blacksmith shop, and come on back,&rdquo;
+ Andy amended the order after his own free fashion. &ldquo;He couldn't get out in
+ a million years; not after I'm through staking him out to the anvil with a
+ log-chain.&rdquo; He smiled maliciously into Dunk's fear-yellowed countenance,
+ and waved him a signal to ride ahead, which Dunk did without a word of
+ protest while the Happy Family looked on dazedly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What's it all about, Weary?&rdquo; Irish asked, when the three were gone. &ldquo;What
+ is it they've got on Dunk? Must be something pretty fierce, the way he
+ wilted down into the saddle.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You'll have to wait and ask the boys.&rdquo; Weary rode off to hurry the
+ herders on the far side of the band.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So the Happy Family remained perforce unenlightened upon the subject and
+ for that they said hard things about Weary, and about Andy and Miguel as
+ well. They believed that they were entitled to know the truth, and they
+ called it a smart-aleck trick to keep the thing so almighty secret.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is in resentment a crisis; when that crisis is reached, and the dam
+ of repression gives way, the full flood does not always sweep down upon
+ those who have provoked the disaster. Frequently it happens that perfectly
+ innocent victims are made to suffer. The Happy Family had been extremely
+ forbearing, as has been pointed out before. They had frequently come to
+ the boiling point of rage and had cooled without committing any real act
+ of violence. But that day had held a long series of petty annoyances; and
+ here was a really important thing kept from them as if they were mere
+ outsiders. When Weary was gone, Irish asked Pink what crime Dunk had
+ committed in the past. And Pink shook his head and said he didn't know.
+ Irish mentally accused Pink of lying, and his temper was none the better
+ for the rebuff, as anyone can readily understand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the herders, therefore, rounded up the sheep and started them moving
+ south, the Happy Family speedily rebelled against that shuffling,
+ nibbling, desultory pace that had kept them long, weary hours in the
+ saddle with the other band. But it was Irish who first took measures to
+ accelerate that pace.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He got down his rope and whacked the loop viciously down across the
+ nearest gray back. The sheep jumped, scuttled away a few paces and
+ returned to its nibbling progress. Irish called it names and whacked
+ another.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After a few minutes he grew tired of swinging his loop and seeing it have
+ so fleeting an effect, and pulled his gun. He fired close to the heels of
+ a yearling buck that had more than once stopped to look up at him
+ foolishly and blat, and the buck charged ahead in a panic at the noise and
+ the spat of the bullet behind him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hit him agin in the same place!&rdquo; yelled Big Medicine, and drew his own
+ gun. The Happy Family, at that high tension where they were ready for
+ anything, caught the infection and began shooting and yelling like crazy
+ men.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The effect was not at all what they expected. Instead of adding impetus to
+ the band, as would have been the case if they had been driving cattle, the
+ result was exactly the opposite. The sheep ran&mdash;but they ran to a
+ common center. As the shooting went on they bunched tighter and tighter,
+ until it seemed as though those in the center must surely be crushed flat.
+ From an ambling, feeding company of animals, they become a lumpy gray
+ blanket, with here and there a long, vacuous face showing idiotically upon
+ the surface.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The herders grinned and drew together as against a common enemy&mdash;or
+ as with a new joke to be discussed among themselves. The dogs wandered
+ helplessly about, yelped half-heartedly at the woolly mass, then sat down
+ upon their haunches and lolled red tongues far out over their pointed
+ little teeth, and tilted knowing heads at the Happy Family.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Look at the darned things!&rdquo; wailed Pink, riding twice around the huddle,
+ almost ready to shed tears of pure rage and helplessness. &ldquo;Git outa that!
+ Hi! Woopp-ee!&rdquo; He fired again and again, and gave the range-old
+ cattle-yell; the yell which had sent many a tired herd over many a weary
+ mile; the yell before which had fled fat steers into the stockyards at
+ shipping time, and up the chutes into the cars; the yell that had
+ hoarsened many a cowpuncher's voice and left him with a mere croak to
+ curse his fate with; a yell to bring results&mdash;but it did not start
+ those sheep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Happy Family, riding furiously round and round, fired every cartridge
+ they had upon their persons; they said every improper thing they could
+ remember or invent; they yelled until their eyes were starting from their
+ sockets; they glued that band of sheep so tight together that dynamite
+ could scarcely have pried them apart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And the herders, sitting apart with grimy hands clasped loosely over
+ hunched-up knees, looked on, and talked together in low tones, and
+ grinned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Irish glanced that way and caught them grinning; caught them pointing
+ derisively, with heaving shoulders. He swore a great oath and made for
+ them, calling aloud that he would knock those grins so far in that they
+ would presently find themselves smiling wrong-side-out from the back of
+ their heads.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pink, overhearing him, gave a last swat at the waggling tail of a
+ burrowing buck, and wheeled to overtake Irish and have a hand in reversing
+ the grins. Big Medicine saw them start, and came bellowing up from the far
+ side of the huddle like a bull challenging to combat from across a meadow.
+ Big Medicine did not know what it was all about, but he scented battle,
+ and that was sufficient. Cal Emmett and Weary, equally ignorant of the
+ cause, started at a lope toward the trouble center.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It began to look as if the whole Family was about to fall upon those
+ herders and rend them asunder with teeth and nails; so much so that the
+ herders jumped up and ran like scared cottontails toward the rim of Denson
+ coulee, a hundred yards or so to the west.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mamma! I wish we could make the sheep hit that gait and keep it,&rdquo;
+ exclaimed Weary, with the first laugh they had heard from him that day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While he was still laughing, there was a shot from the ridge toward which
+ they were running; the sharp, vicious crack of a rifle. The Happy Family
+ heard the whistling hum of the bullet, singing low over their heads; quite
+ low indeed; altogether too low to be funny. And they had squandered all
+ their ammunition on the prairie sod, to hurry a band of sheep that flatly
+ refused to hurry anywhere except under one another's odorous, perspiring
+ bodies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From the edge of the coulee the rifle spoke again. A tiny geyser of dust,
+ spurting up from the ground ten feet to one side of Cal Emmett, showed
+ them all where the bullet struck.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Get outa range, everybody!&rdquo; yelled Weary, and set the example by tilting
+ his rowels against Glory's smooth hide, and heading eastward. &ldquo;I like to
+ be accommodating, all right, but I draw the line on standing around for a
+ target while my neighbors practise shooting.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Happy Family, having no other recourse, therefore retreated in haste
+ toward the eastern skyline. Bullets followed them, overtook them as the
+ shooter raised his sights for the increasing distance, and whined
+ harmlessly over their heads. All save one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XIV. Happy Jack
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Big Medicine, Irish and Pink, racing almost abreast, heard a scream behind
+ them and pulled up their horses with short, stiff-legged plunges. A brown
+ horse overtook them; a brown horse, with Happy Jack clinging to the
+ saddle-horn, his body swaying far over to one side. Even as he went
+ hurtling past them his hold grew slack and he slumped, head foremost, to
+ the ground. The brown horse gave a startled leap away from him and went on
+ with empty stirrups flapping.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They sprang down and lifted him to a less awkward position, and Big
+ Medicine pillowed the sweat-dampened, carroty head in the hollow of his
+ arm. Those who had been in the lead looked back startled when the brown
+ horse tore past them with that empty saddle; saw what had happened,
+ wheeled and galloped back. They dismounted and stood silently grouped
+ about poor, ungainly Happy Jack, lying there limp and motionless in Big
+ Medicine's arms. Not one of them remembered then that there was a man with
+ a rifle not more than two hundred yards away; or, if they did, they quite
+ forgot that the rifle might be dangerous to themselves. They were thinking
+ of Happy Jack.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Happy Jack, butt of all their jokes and jibes; Happy the croaker, the
+ lugubrious forecaster of trouble; Happy Jack, the ugliest, the stupidest,
+ the softest-hearted man of them all. He had &ldquo;betched&rdquo; there would be
+ someone killed, over these Dot sheep; he had predicted trouble of every
+ conceivable kind; and they had laughed at him, swore at him, lied to him,
+ &ldquo;joshed&rdquo; him unmercifully, and kept him in a state of chronic indignation,
+ never dreaming that the memory of it would choke them and strike them dumb
+ with that horrible, dull weight in their chests with which men suffer when
+ a woman would find the relief of weeping.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Where's he hurt?&rdquo; asked Weary, in the repressed tone which only tragedy
+ can bring into a man's voice, and knelt beside Big Medicine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I dunno&mdash;through the lungs, I guess; my sleeve's gitting soppy right
+ under his shoulder.&rdquo; Big Medicine did not bellow; his voice was as quiet
+ as Weary's.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Weary looked up briefly at the circle of staring faces. &ldquo;Pink, you pile
+ onto Glory and go wire for a doctor. Try Havre first; you may get one up
+ on the nine o' clock train. If you can't, get one down on the
+ 'leven-twenty, from Great Falls. Or there's Benton&mdash;anyway, git one.
+ If you could catch MacPherson, do it. Try him first, and never mind a
+ Havre doctor unless you can't get MacPherson. I'd rather wait a couple of
+ hours longer, for him. I'll have a rig&mdash;no, you better get a team
+ from Jim. They'll be fresh, and you can put 'em through. If you kill 'em,&rdquo;
+ he added grimly, &ldquo;we can pay for 'em.&rdquo; He had his jack-knife out, and was
+ already slashing carefully the shirt of Happy Jack, that he might inspect
+ the wound.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pink gave a last, wistful look at Happy Jack's face, which seemed
+ unfamiliar with all the color and all the expression wiped out of it like
+ that, and turned away. &ldquo;Come and help me change saddles, Cal,&rdquo; he said
+ shortly. &ldquo;Weary's stirrups are too darned long.&rdquo; Even with the delay, he
+ was mounted on Glory and galloping toward Flying U coulee before Weary was
+ through uncovering the wound; and that does not mean that Weary was slow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The rifle cracked again, and a bullet plucked into the sod twenty feet
+ beyond the circle of men and horses. But no one looked up or gave any
+ other sign of realization that they were still the target; they were
+ staring, with that frowning painfully intent look men have at such
+ moments, at a purplish hole not much bigger than if punched by a lead
+ pencil, just under the point of Happy Jack's shoulder blade; and at the
+ blood oozing sluggishly from it in a tiny stream across the girlishly
+ white flesh and dripping upon Big Medicine's arm.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hadn't we better get a rig to take him home with?&rdquo; Irish suggested.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Weary, exploring farther, had just disclosed a ragged wound under the arm
+ where the bullet had passed out; he made no immediate reply.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, he ain't got it stuck inside of 'im, anyway,&rdquo; Big Medicine
+ commented relievedly. &ldquo;Don't look to me like it's so awful bad&mdash;went
+ through kinda anglin', and maybe missed his lungs. I've saw men shot up
+ before&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Aw&mdash;I betche you'd&mdash;think it was bad&mdash;if you had it&mdash;&rdquo;
+ murmured Happy Jack peevishly, lifting his eyelids heavily for a resentful
+ glance when they moved him a little. But even as Big Medicine grinned
+ joyfully down at him he went off again into mental darkness, and the grin
+ faded into solicitude.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You'd kick, by golly, if you was goin' to be hung,&rdquo; Slim bantered tritely
+ and belatedly, and gulped remorsefully when he saw that he was &ldquo;joshing&rdquo;
+ an unconscious man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We better get him home. Irish, you&mdash;&rdquo; Weary looked up and discovered
+ that Irish and jack Bates were already headed for home and a conveyance.
+ He gave a sigh of approval and turned his attention toward wiping the
+ sweat and grime from Happy's face with his handkerchief.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Somebody else is goin' to git hit, by golly, if we stay here,&rdquo; Slim
+ blurted suddenly, when another bullet dug up the dirt in that vicinity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That gol-darned fool'll keep on till he kills somebody. I wisht I had m'
+ thirty-thirty here&mdash;I'd make him wisht his mother was a man, by
+ golly!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Big Medicine looked toward the coulee rim. &ldquo;I ain't got a shell left,&rdquo; he
+ growled regretfully. &ldquo;I wisht we'd thought to tell the boys to bring them
+ rifles. Say, Slim, you crawl onto your hoss and go git 'em. It won't take
+ more'n a minute. There'll likely be some shells in the magazines.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Go on, Slim,&rdquo; urged Weary grimly. &ldquo;We've got to do something. They can't
+ do a thing like this&mdash;&rdquo; he glanced down at Happy Jack&mdash; &ldquo;and get
+ away with it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I got half a box uh shells for my thirty-thirty, I'll bring that.&rdquo; Slim
+ turned to go, stopped short and stared at the coulee rim. &ldquo;By golly,
+ they're comm' over here!&rdquo; he exclaimed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Big Medicine glanced up, took off his hat, crumpled it for a pillow and
+ eased Happy Jack down upon it. He got up stiffly, wiped his fingers
+ mechanically upon his trouser legs, broke his gun open just to make sure
+ that it was indeed empty, put it back and picked up a handful of rocks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Let 'em come,&rdquo; he said viciously. &ldquo;I c'n kill every damn' one with m'
+ bare hands!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XV. Oleson
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Say, ain't that Andy and Mig following along behind?&rdquo; Cal asked after a
+ minute of watching the approach. &ldquo;Sure, it is. Now what&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They're drivin' 'em, by cripes!&rdquo; Big Medicine, under the stress of the
+ moment, returned to his usual bellowing tone. &ldquo;Who's that tall, lanky
+ feller in the lead? I don't call to mind ever seem him before. Them four
+ herders I'd know a mile off.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That?&rdquo; Weary shaded his eyes with his hat-brim, against the slant rays of
+ the westering sun. &ldquo;That's Oleson, Dunk's partner.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;His mother'd be a-weepin',&rdquo; Big Medicine observed bodefully, &ldquo;if she
+ knowed what was due to happen to her son right away quick. Must be him
+ that done the shootin'.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They came on steadily, the four herders and Oleson walking reluctantly
+ ahead, with Andy Green and the Native Son riding relentlessly in the rear,
+ their guns held unwaveringly in a line with the backs of their captives.
+ Andy was carrying a rifle, evidently taken from one of the men&mdash;Oleson,
+ they judged for the guilty one. Half the distance was covered when Andy
+ was seen to turn his head and speak briefly with the Native Son, after
+ which he lunged past the captives and galloped up to the waiting group.
+ His quick eye sought first the face of Happy Jack in anxious questioning;
+ then, miserably, he searched the faces of his friends.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Good Lord!&rdquo; he exclaimed mechanically, dismounted and bent over the
+ figure on the ground. For a long minute he knelt there; he laid his ear
+ close to Happy Jack's mouth, took off his glove and laid his hand over
+ Happy's heart; reached up, twitched off his neckerchief, shook out the
+ creases and spread it reverently over Happy Jack's face. He stood up then
+ and spoke slowly, his eyes fixed upon the stumbling approach of the
+ captives.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Pink told us Happy had been shot, so we rode around and come up behind
+ 'em. It was a cinch. And&mdash;say, boys, we've got the Dots in a pocket.
+ They've got to eat outa our hands, now. So don't think about&mdash;our own
+ feelings, or about&mdash;&rdquo; he stopped abruptly and let a downward glance
+ finish the sentence. &ldquo;We've got to keep our own hands clean, and&mdash;now
+ don't let your fingers get the itch, Bud!&rdquo; This, because of certain
+ manifestations of a murderous intent on the part of Big Medicine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, it's all right to talk, if yuh feel like talking,&rdquo; Big Medicine
+ retorted savagely. &ldquo;I don't.&rdquo; He made a catlike spring at the foremost
+ man, who happened to be Oleson, and got a merciless grip with his fingers
+ on his throat, snarling like a predatory animal over its kill. From
+ behind, Andy, with Weary to help, pulled him off.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I didn't mean to&mdash;to kill anybody,&rdquo; gasped Oleson, pasty white. &ldquo;I
+ heard a lot of shooting, and so I ran up the hill&mdash;and the herders
+ came running toward me, and I thought I was defending my property and men.
+ I had a right to defend&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Defend hell!&rdquo; Big Medicine writhed in the restraining grasp of those who
+ held him. &ldquo;Look at that there! As good hearted a boy as ever turned a cow!
+ Never harmed a soul in 'is life. Is all your dirty, stinkin' sheep, an'
+ all your lousy herders, worth that boy's life? Yuh shot 'im down like a
+ dog&mdash;lemme go, boys.&rdquo; His voice was husky. &ldquo;Lemme tromp the life outa
+ him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I thought you were killing my men, or I never&mdash;I never meant to&mdash;to
+ kill&mdash;&rdquo; Oleson, shaking till he could scarcely stand, broke down and
+ wept; wept pitiably, hysterically, as men of a certain fiber will weep
+ when black tragedy confronts them all unawares. He cowered miserably
+ before the Happy Family, his face hidden behind his two hands.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Boys, I want to say a word or two. Come over here.&rdquo; Andy's voice, quiet
+ as ever, contrasted strangely with the man's sobbing. He led them back a
+ few paces&mdash;Weary, Cal, Big Medicine and Slim, and spoke hurriedly.
+ The Native Son eyed them sidelong from his horse, but he was careful to
+ keep Oleson covered with his gun&mdash;and the herders too, although they
+ were unarmed. Once or twice he glanced at that long, ungainly figure in
+ the grass with the handkerchief of Andy Green hiding the face except where
+ a corner, fluttering in the faint breeze which came creeping out of the
+ west, lifted now and then and gave a glimpse of sunbrowned throat and a
+ quiet chin and mouth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Quit that blubbering, Oleson, and listen here.&rdquo; Andys voice broke
+ relentlessly upon the other's woe. &ldquo;All these boys want to hang yuh
+ without any red tape; far as I'm concerned, I'm dead willing. But we're
+ going to give yuh a chance. Your partner, as we told yuh coming over,
+ we've got the dead immortal cinch on, right now. And&mdash;well you can
+ see what you're up against. But we'll give yuh a chance. Have you got any
+ family?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Oleson, trying to pull himself together, shook his head.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, then, you can get rid of them sheep, can't yuh? Sell 'em, ship 'em
+ outa here&mdash;we don't give a darn what yuh do, only so yuh get 'em off
+ the range.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Y-yes, I'll do that.&rdquo; Oleson's consent was reluctant, but it was fairly
+ prompt. &ldquo;I'll get rid of the sheep,&rdquo; he said, as if he was minded to
+ clinch the promise. &ldquo;I'll do it at once.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's nice.&rdquo; Andy spoke with grim irony. &ldquo;And you'll get rid of the
+ ranch, too. You'll sell it to the Flying U&mdash;cheap.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But my partner&mdash;Whittaker might object&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Look here, old-timer. You'll fix that part up; you'll find a way of
+ fixing it. Look here&mdash;at what you're up against.&rdquo; He waited, with
+ pointing finger, for one terrible minute. &ldquo;Will you sell to the Flying U?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Y-yes!&rdquo; The word was really a gulp. He tried to avoid looking where Andy
+ pointed; failed, and shuddered at what he saw.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I thought you would. We'll get that in writing. And we're going to wait
+ just exactly twenty-four hours before we make a move. It'll take some fine
+ work, but we'll do it. Our boss, here, will fix up the business end with
+ you. He'll go with yuh right now, and stay with yuh till you make good.
+ And the first crooked move you make&mdash;&rdquo; Andy, in unconscious imitation
+ of the Native Son, shrugged a shoulder expressively and urged Weary by a
+ glance to take the leadership.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Irish, you come with me. The rest of you fellows know about what to do.
+ Andy, I guess you'll have to ride point till I get back.&rdquo; Weary hesitated,
+ looked from Happy Jack to Oleson and the herders, and back to the sober
+ faces of his fellows. &ldquo;Do what you can for him, boys&mdash;and I wish one
+ of you would ride over, after Pink gets back, and&mdash;let me know how
+ things stack up, will you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Incredible as was the situation on the face of it, nevertheless it was
+ extremely matter-of-fact in the handling; which is the way sometimes with
+ incredible situations; as if, since we know instinctively that we cannot
+ rise unprepared to the bigness of its possibilities, we keep our feet
+ planted steadfastly on the ground and refuse to rise at all. And
+ afterward, perhaps, we look back and wonder how it all came about.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At the last moment Weary turned back and exchanged guns with Andy Green,
+ because his own was empty and he realized the possible need of one&mdash;or
+ at least the need of having the sheep-men perfectly aware that he had one
+ ready for use. The Native Son, without a word of comment, handed his own
+ silver-trimmed weapon over to Irish, and rolled a cigarette deftly with
+ one hand while he watched them ride away.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Does this strike anybody else as being pretty raw?&rdquo; he inquired calmly,
+ dismounting among them. &ldquo;I'd do a good deal for the outfit, myself; but
+ letting that man get off&mdash;Say, you fellows up this way don't think
+ killing a man amounts to much, do you?&rdquo; He looked from one to the other
+ with a queer, contemptuous hostility in his eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy Green took a forward step and laid a hand familiarly on his rigid
+ shoulder. &ldquo;Quit it, Mig. We would do a lot for the outfit; that's the
+ God's truth. And I played the game right up to the hilt, I admit. But
+ nobody's killed. I told Happy to play dead. By gracious, I caught him just
+ in the nick uh time; he'd been setting up, in another minute.&rdquo; To prove
+ it, he bent and twitched the handkerchief from the face of Happy Jack, and
+ Happy opened his eyes and made shift to growl.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yuh purty near-smothered me t'death, darn yuh.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Dios!&rdquo; breathed the Native Son, for once since they knew him jolted out
+ of his eternal calm. &ldquo;God, but I'm glad!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I guess the rest of us ain't,&rdquo; insinuated Andy softly, and lifted his hat
+ to wipe the sweat off his forehead. &ldquo;I will say that&mdash;&rdquo; After all, he
+ did not. Instead, he knelt beside Happy Jack and painstakingly adjusted
+ the crumpled hat a hair's breadth differently.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How do yuh feel, old-timer?&rdquo; he asked with a very thin disguise of
+ cheerfulness upon the anxiety of his tone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I could feel a lot&mdash;better, without hurtin' nothin,&rdquo; Happy
+ Jack responded somberly. &ldquo;I hope you fellers&mdash;feel better, now. Yuh
+ got 'em&mdash;tryin' to murder&mdash;the hull outfit; jes' like I&mdash;told
+ yuh they would&mdash;&rdquo; Gunshot wounds, contrary to the tales of certain
+ sentimentalists, do not appreciably sweeten, or even change, a man's
+ disposition. Happy Jack with a bullet hole through one side of him was
+ still Happy Jack.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Aw, quit your beefin',&rdquo; Big Medicine advised gruffly. &ldquo;A feller with a
+ hole in his lung yuh could throw a calf through sideways ain't got no
+ business statin' his views on nothin', by cripes!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Aw gwan. I thought you said&mdash;it didn't amount t' nothin',&rdquo; Happy
+ reminded him, anxiety stealing into his face.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, it don't. May lay yuh up a day or two; wouldn't be su'prised if yuh
+ had to stay on the bed-ground two or three meals. But look at Slim, here.
+ Shot through the leg&mdash;shattered a bone, by cripes!&mdash;las' night,
+ only; and here he's makin' a hand and ridin' and cussin' same as any of us
+ t'day. We ain't goin' to let yuh grouch around, that's all. We claim we
+ got a vacation comm' to us; you're shot up, now, and that's fun enough for
+ one man, without throwin' it into the whole bunch. Why, a little nick like
+ that ain't nothin'; nothin' a-tall. Why, I've been shot right through
+ here, by cripes&rdquo;&mdash;Big Medicine laid an impressive finger-tip on the
+ top button of his trousers&mdash;&ldquo;and it come out back here&rdquo;&mdash;he
+ whirled and showed his thumb against the small of his back&mdash;&ldquo;and I
+ never laid off but that day and part uh the next. I was sore,&rdquo; he
+ admitted, goggling Happy Jack earnestly, &ldquo;but I kep' a-goin'. I was right
+ in fall roundup, an' I had to. A man can't lay down an' cry, by cripes,
+ jes' because he gets pinked a little&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Aw, that's jest because&mdash;it ain't you. I betche you'd lay 'em down&mdash;jest
+ like other folks, if yuh got shot&mdash;through the lungs. That ain't no&mdash;joke,
+ lemme tell yuh!&rdquo; Happy Jack was beginning to show considerable spirit for
+ a wounded man. So much spirit that Andy Green, who had seen men stricken
+ down with various ills, read fever signs in the countenance and in the
+ voice of Happy, and led Big Medicine somewhat peremptorily out of
+ ear-shot.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ain't you got any sense?&rdquo; he inquired with fine candor. &ldquo;What do you want
+ to throw it into him like that, for? You may not think so, but he's pretty
+ bad off&mdash;if you ask me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Big Medicine's pale eyes turned commiseratingly toward Happy Jack. &ldquo;I know
+ he is; I ain't no fool. I was jest tryin' to cheer 'im up a little. He was
+ beginnin' to look like he was gittin' scared about it; I reckon maybe I
+ made a break, sayin' what I did about it, so I jest wanted to take the
+ cuss off. Honest to gran'ma&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If you know anything at all about such things, you must know what fever
+ means in such a case. And, recollect, it's going to be quite a while
+ before a doctor can get here.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, I'll be careful. Maybe I did throw it purty strong; I won't, no
+ more.&rdquo; Big Medicine s meekness was not the least amazing incident of the
+ day. He was a big-hearted soul under his bellow and bluff, and his
+ sympathy for Happy Jack struck deep. He went back walking on his toes, and
+ he stood so that his sturdy body shaded Happy Jack's face from the sun,
+ and he did not open his mouth for another word until Irish and Jack Bates
+ came rattling up with the spring wagon hurriedly transformed with
+ mattress, pillows and blankets into an ambulance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They had been thoughtful to a degree. They brought with them a jug of
+ water and a tin cup, and they gave Happy Jack a long, cooling drink of it
+ and bathed his face before they lifted him into the wagon. And of all the
+ hands that ministered to his needs, the hands of Big Medicine were the
+ eagerest and gentlest, and his voice was the most vibrant with sympathy;
+ which was saying a good deal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XVI. The End of the Dots
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Slim may not have been more curious than his fellows, but he was perhaps
+ more single-hearted in his loyalty to the outfit. To him the shooting of
+ Happy Jack, once he felt assured that the wound was not necessarily fatal,
+ became of secondary importance. It was all in behalf of the Flying U; and
+ if the bullet which laid Happy Jack upon the ground was also the means of
+ driving the hated Dots from that neighborhood, he felt, in his slow,
+ phlegmatic way, that it wasn't such a catastrophe as some of the others
+ seemed to think. Of course, he wouldn't want Happy to die; but he didn't
+ believe, after all, that Happy was going to do anything like that. Old
+ Patsy knew a lot about sickness and wounds. (Who can cook for a cattle
+ outfit, for twenty years and more, and not know a good deal of hurts?) Old
+ Patsy had looked Happy over carefully, and had given a grin and a snort.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Py cosh, dot vos lucky for you, alreatty,&rdquo; he had pronounced. &ldquo;So you
+ don't git plood-poisonings, mit fever, you be all right pretty soon. You
+ go to shleep, yet. If fix you oop till der dochtor he cooms. I seen
+ fellers shot plumb through der middle off dem, und git yell. You ain't
+ shot so bad. You go to shleep.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So, his immediate fears relieved, Slim's slow mind had swung back to the
+ Dots, and to Oleson, whom Weary was even now assisting to keep his promise
+ (Slim grinned widely to himself when he thought of the abject fear which
+ Oleson had displayed because of the murder he thought he had done, while
+ Happy Jack obediently &ldquo;played dead&rdquo;). And of Dunk, whom Slim had hated
+ most abominably of old; Dunk, a criminal found out; Dunk, a prisoner right
+ there on the very ranch he had thought to despoil; Dunk, at that very
+ moment locked in the blacksmith shop. Perhaps it was not curiosity alone
+ which sent him down there; perhaps it was partly a desire to look upon
+ Dunk humbled&mdash;he who had trodden so arrogantly upon the necks of
+ those below him; so arrogantly that even Slim, the slow-witted one, had
+ many a time trembled with anger at his tone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Slim walked slowly, as was his wont; with deadly directness, as was his
+ nature. The blacksmith shop was silent, closed&mdash;as grimly
+ noncommittal as a vault. You might guess whatever you pleased about its
+ inmate; it was like trying to imagine the emotions pictured upon the face
+ behind a smooth, black mask. Slim stopped before the closed door and
+ listened. The rusty, iron hasp attracted his slow gaze, at first puzzling
+ him a little, making him vaguely aware that something about it did not
+ quite harmonize with his mental attitude toward it. It took him a full
+ minute to realize that he had expected to find the door locked, and that
+ the hasp hung downward uselessly, just as it hung every day in the year.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He remembered then that Andy had spoken of chaining Dunk to the anvil.
+ That would make it unnecessary to lock the door, of course. Slim seized
+ the hanging strip of iron, gave it a jerk and bathed all the dingy
+ interior with a soft, sunset glow. Cobwebs quivered at the inrush of the
+ breeze, and glistened like threads of fine gold. The forge remained a dark
+ blot in the corner. A new chisel, lying upon the earthen floor, became a
+ bar of yellow light.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Slim's eyes went to the anvil and clung there in a widening stare. His
+ hands, white and soft when his gloves were off, drew up convulsively into
+ fighting fists, and as he stood looking, the cords swelled and stood out
+ upon his thick neck. For years he had hated Dunk Whittaker&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Happy Family, with rare good sense, had not hesitated to turn the
+ white house into an impromptu hospital. They knew that if the Little
+ Doctor and Chip and the Old Man had been at home Happy Jack would have
+ been taken unquestioningly into the guest chamber&mdash;which was a
+ square, three-windowed room off the big livingroom. More than one of them
+ had occupied it upon occasion. They took Happy Jack up there and put him
+ to bed quite as a matter-of-course, and when he was asleep they lingered
+ upon the wide, front porch; the hammock of the Little Doctor squeaked
+ under the weight of Andy Green, and the wide-armed chairs received the
+ weary forms of divers young cowpunchers who did not give a thought to the
+ intrusion, but were thankful for the comfort. Andy was swinging
+ luxuriously and drawing the last few puffs from a cigarette when Slim,
+ purple and puffing audibly, appeared portentously before him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I thought you said you was goin' to lock Dunk up in the blacksmith shop,&rdquo;
+ he launched accusingly at Andy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We did,&rdquo; averred that young man, pushing his toe against the railing to
+ accelerate the voluptuous motion of the hammock.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He ain't there. He's broke loose. The chain&mdash;by golly, yuh went an'
+ used that chain that was broke an' jest barely hangin' together! His horse
+ ain't anywheres around, either. You fellers make me sick. Lollin' around
+ here an' not paying no attention, by golly&mdash;he's liable to be ten
+ mile from here by this time!&rdquo; When Slim stopped, his jaw quivered like a
+ dish of disturbed jelly, and I wish I could give you his tone; choppy,
+ every sentence an accusation that should have made those fellows wince.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Irish, Big Medicine and Jack Bates had sprung guiltily to their feet and
+ started down the steps. The drawling voice of the Native Son stopped them,
+ ten feet from the porch.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Twelve, or fifteen, I should make it. That horse of his looked to me like
+ a drifter.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well&mdash;are yuh goin' t' set there on your haunches an' let him GO?&rdquo;
+ Slim, by the look of him, was ripe for murder.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You want to look out, or you'll get apoplexy sure,&rdquo; Andy soothed, giving
+ himself another luxurious push and pulling the last, little whiff from his
+ cigarette before he threw away the stub. &ldquo;Fat men can't afford to get as
+ excited as skinny ones can.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Aw, say! Where did you put him, Andy?&rdquo; asked Big Medicine, his first
+ flurry subsiding before the absolute calm of those two on the porch.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In the blacksmith shop,&rdquo; said Andy, with a slurring accent on the first
+ word that made the whole sentence perfectly maddening. &ldquo;Ah, come on back
+ here and sit down. I guess we better tell 'em the how of it. Huh, Mig?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Miguel cast a slow, humorous glance over the four. &ldquo;Ye-es&mdash;they'll
+ have us treed in about two minutes if we don't,&rdquo; he assented. &ldquo;Go ahead.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; Andy lifted his head and shoulders that he might readjust a pillow
+ to his liking, &ldquo;we wanted him to make a getaway. Fact is, if he hadn't,
+ we'd have been&mdash;strictly up against it. Right! If he hadn't&mdash;how
+ about it, Mig? I guess we'd have been to the Little Rockies ourselves.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You've got a sweet little voice,&rdquo; Irish cut in savagely, &ldquo;but we're
+ tired. We'd rather hear yuh say something!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh&mdash;all right. Well, Mig and I just ribbed up a josh on Dunk. I'd
+ read somewhere about the same kinda deal, so it ain't original; I don't
+ lay any claim to the idea at all; we just borrowed it. You see, it's like
+ this: We figured that a man as mean as this Dunk person most likely had
+ stepped over the line, somewhere. So we just took a gambling chance, and
+ let him do the rest. You see, we never saw him before in our lives. All
+ that identification stunt of ours was just a bluff. But the minute I
+ shoved my chips to the center, I knew we had him dead to rights. You were
+ there. You saw him wilt. By gracious&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yuh don't know anything against him?&rdquo; gasped Irish.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not a darned thing&mdash;any more than what you all know,&rdquo; testified Andy
+ complacently.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It took a minute or two for that to sink in.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I'll be damned!&rdquo; breathed Irish.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We did chain him to the anvil,&rdquo; Andy went on. &ldquo;On the way down, we talked
+ about being in a hurry to get back to you fellows, and I told Mig&mdash;so
+ Dunk could hear&mdash;that we wouldn't bother with the horse. We tied him
+ to the corral. And I hunted around for that bum chain, and then we made
+ out we couldn't find the padlock for the door; so we decided, right out
+ loud, that he'd be dead safe for an hour or two, till the bunch of us got
+ back. Not knowing a darn thing about him, except what you boys have told
+ us, we sure would have been in bad if he hadn't taken a sneak. Fact is, we
+ were kinda worried for fear he wouldn't have nerve enough to try it. We
+ waited, up on the hill, till we saw him sneak down to the corral and jump
+ on his horse and take off down the coulee like a scared coyote. It was,&rdquo;
+ quoth the young man, unmistakably pleased with himself, &ldquo;pretty smooth
+ work, if you ask me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'd hate to ride as fast and far to-night as that hombre will,&rdquo;
+ supplemented Miguel with his brief smile, that was just a flash of white,
+ even teeth and a momentary lightening of his languorous eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Slim stood for five minutes, a stolid, stocky figure in the midst of a
+ storm of congratulatory comment. They forgot all about Happy Jack, asleep
+ inside the house, and so their voices were not hushed. Indeed, Big
+ Medicine's bull-like remarks boomed full-throated across the coulee and
+ were flung back mockingly by the barren hills. Slim did not hear a word
+ they were saying; he was thinking it over, with that complete mental
+ concentration which is the chief recompense of a slow-working mind. He was
+ methodically thinking it all out&mdash;and, eventually, he saw the joke.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, by golly!&rdquo; he bawled suddenly, and brought his palm down with a
+ terrific smack upon his sore leg&mdash;whereat his fellows laughed
+ uproariously.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We told you not to try to see through any more jokes till your leg gets
+ well, Slim,&rdquo; Andy reminded condescendingly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Say, by golly, that's a good one on Dunk, ain't it? Chasin' himself clean
+ outa the country, by golly&mdash;scared plumb to death&mdash;-and you
+ fellers was only jest makin' b'lieve yuh knowed him! By golly, that sure
+ is a good one, all right!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You've got it; give you time enough and you could see through a
+ barbed-wire fence,&rdquo; patronized Andy, from the hammock. &ldquo;Yes, since you
+ mention it, I think myself it ain't so bad.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Aw-w shut up, out there, an' let a feller sleep!&rdquo; came a querulous voice
+ from within. &ldquo;I'd ruther bed down with a corral full uh calves at weanin'
+ time, than be anywheres within ten mile uh you darned, mouthy&mdash;&rdquo; The
+ rest was indistinguishable, but it did not matter. The Happy Family, save
+ Slim, who stayed to look after the patient, tiptoed penitently off the
+ porch and took themselves and their enthusiasm down to the bunk-house.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XVII. Good News
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Pink rolled over in his bed so that he might look&mdash;however sleepily&mdash;upon
+ his fellows, dressing more or less quietly in the cool dawn-hour.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Say, I got a letter for you, Weary,&rdquo; he yawned, stretching both arms
+ above his head. &ldquo;I opened it and read it; it was from Chip, so&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What did he have to say?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Old Man any better?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How they comm', back here?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Several voices, speaking at once, necessitated a delayed reply.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They'll be here, to-day or to-morrow,&rdquo; Pink replied without any
+ circumlocution whatever, while he fumbled in his coat pocket for the
+ letter. &ldquo;He says the Old Man wants to come, and the doctors think he might
+ as well tackle it as stay there fussing over it. They're coming in a
+ special car, and we've got to rig up an outfit to meet him. The Little
+ Doctor tells just how she wants things fixed. I thought maybe it was
+ important&mdash;it come special delivery,&rdquo; Pink added naively, &ldquo;so I just
+ played it was mine and read it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's all right, Cadwalloper,&rdquo; Weary assured him while he read hastily
+ the letter. &ldquo;Well, we'll fix up the spring wagon and take it in right
+ away; somebody's got to go back anyway, with MacPherson. Hello, Cal; how's
+ Happy?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All right,&rdquo; answered Cal, who had watched over him during the night and
+ came in at that moment after someone to take his place in the sickroom.
+ &ldquo;Waked up on the fight because I just happened to be setting with my eyes
+ shut. I wasn't asleep, but he said I was; claimed I snored so loud I kept
+ him awake all night. Gee whiz! I'd ruther nurse a she bear with the
+ mumps!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Old Man's coming home, Cal.&rdquo; Pink announced with more joy in his tone and
+ in his face than had appeared in either for many a weary day. Whereupon
+ Cal gave an exultant whoop. &ldquo;Go tell that to Happy,&rdquo; he shouted. &ldquo;Maybe
+ he'll forget a grouch or two. Say, luck seems to be kinda casting loving
+ glances our way again&mdash;what?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;By golly, seems to me Pink oughta told us when he come in, las' night,&rdquo;
+ grumbled Slim, when he could make himself heard.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You were all dead to the world,&rdquo; Pink defended, &ldquo;and I wanted to be. Two
+ o'clock in the morning is a mighty poor time for elegant conversation, if
+ you want my opinion.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And the main point is, you knew all about it, and you didn't give a darn
+ whether we did or not,&rdquo; Irish said bluntly. &ldquo;And Weary sneaked in, too,
+ and never let a yip outa him about things over in Denson coulee.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, what was the use?&rdquo; asked Weary blandly. &ldquo;I got an option out of
+ Oleson for the ranch and outfit, and all his sheep, at a mighty good
+ figure&mdash;for the Flying U. The Old Man can do what he likes about it;
+ but ten to one he'll buy him out. That is, Oleson's share, which was
+ two-thirds. I kinda counted on Dunk letting go easy. And,&rdquo; he added,
+ reaching for his hat, &ldquo;once I got the papers for it, there wasn't anything
+ to hang around for, was there? Especially,&rdquo; he said with his old, sunny
+ smile, &ldquo;when we weren't urged a whole lot to stay.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Remained therefore little, save the actual arrival of the Old Man&mdash;a
+ pitifully weak Old Man, bandaged and odorous with antiseptics, and quite
+ pathetically glad to be back home&mdash;and his recovery, which was rather
+ slow, and the recovery of Happy Jack, which was rapid.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For a brief space the Flying U outfit owned the Dots; very brief it was;
+ not a day longer than it took Chip to find a buyer&mdash;at a figure
+ considerably above that named in the option, by the way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So, after a season of worry and trouble and impending tragedy such as no
+ man may face unflinchingly, life dropped back to its usual level, and the
+ trail of the Flying U outfit once more led through pleasant places.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <div>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 1206 ***</div>
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