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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, A Holiday in the Happy Valley with Pen and
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+Title: A Holiday in the Happy Valley with Pen and Pencil
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+Author: T. R. Swinburne
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+Release Date: April 2, 2004 [eBook #11873]
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK A HOLIDAY IN THE HAPPY VALLEY WITH
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+
+A HOLIDAY IN THE HAPPY VALLEY WITH PEN AND PENCIL
+
+BY
+
+T. R. SWINBURNE
+
+MAJOR (LATE) R.M.A.
+
+WITH 24 COLOURED ILLUSTRATIONS
+
+1907
+
+
+
+
+
+
+[ILLUSTRATION: THE JHELUM AT SRINAGAR]
+
+
+
+ "_Over the great windy waters, and over the clear crested summits,
+ Unto the sea and the sky, and unto the perfecter earth,
+ Come, let us go_!"
+
+
+
+
+I DEDICATE THIS BOOK
+
+TO
+
+"JANE"
+
+
+
+PREFACE
+
+I observe that it is customary to begin a book by an Introduction, Preface,
+or Foreword. In the good old days of the eighteenth century this generally
+took the form of a burst of grovelling adoration aimed at some most noble
+or otherwise highly important person. This fulsome fawning on the great
+was later changed into propitiation of the British public, and unknown
+authors revelled in excuses for publishing their earlier efforts.
+
+But now that every one has written a book, or is about to do so, I feel
+that my apologies are rather due to the public for not having rushed into
+print before. I have really spared it because I had nothing in particular
+to write about, and I confess I am somewhat doubtful as to whether I am
+even now justified in invoking the kind offices of a publisher with a view
+to bringing forth this literary mouse in due form!
+
+No admiring (if partial) relatives have hung upon my lips as I read them
+my journal, imploring me with tears in their eyes to waste not an instant,
+but give to a longing world this literary treasure. I have no illusions as
+regards my literary powers, and I do not imagine that I shall depose the
+gifted author of _Eöthen_ from his pride of place.
+
+I claim, however, the merit of truth. The journal was written day by day,
+and the sketches were all done on the spot; and if this account--bald and
+inadequate as I know it to be--of a very happy time spent in rambling
+among some of the finest scenery of this lovely earth, may induce any one
+to betake himself to Kashmir, he will achieve something worth living for,
+and I shall not have spilt ink in vain.
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+CHAPTER
+
+ I. INTRODUCTORY
+
+ II. THE VOYAGE OUT
+
+ III. KARACHI TO ABBOTABAD
+
+ IV. ABBOTABAD TO SRINAGAR
+
+ V. FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF SRINAGAR
+
+ VI. OUR FIRST CAMP
+
+ VII. BACK TO SRINAGAR
+
+VIII. THE LOLAB
+
+ IX. SRINAGAR AGAIN
+
+ X. THE LIDAR VALLEY
+
+ XI. GANGABAL
+
+ XII. GULMARG
+
+XIII. THE FLOOD
+
+ XIV. THE MACHIPURA
+
+ XV. DELHI AND AGRA
+
+ XVI. UDAIPUR
+
+
+
+LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
+
+THE JHELUM AT SRINAGAR (Frontispiece)
+
+A SOLUTION OF CONTINUITY
+
+A SRINAGAR BYE-WAY--EARLY SPRING
+
+ON THE JHELUM--EARLY SPRING
+
+THE BUND SRINAGAR--EARLY SPRING
+
+THE DAL
+
+IN THE NISHAT BAGH
+
+THE PIR PANJAL FROM ALSU--MORNING
+
+ON THE DAL--SUNSET
+
+NATIVE BOATS
+
+PANDRETTAN
+
+KOLAHOI
+
+LIDARWAT
+
+THE RAMPARTS OF KASHMIR
+
+GANGABAL
+
+HARAMOK
+
+A TARN ABOVE TRONKOL
+
+ON THE CIRCULAR ROAD, GULMARG
+
+IN SRINAGAR--TWILIGHT
+
+SRINAGAR FLOODED
+
+HARI PARBAT--EVENING
+
+NANGA PARBAT FROM KITARDAJI
+
+MIXED BATHING (UDAIPUR)
+
+UDAIPUR
+
+MAP OF KASHMIR
+
+
+
+A HOLIDAY IN THE HAPPY VALLEY
+
+
+CHAPTER I
+
+INTRODUCTION
+
+A journey to Kashmir now--in these days of cheap and rapid locomotion--is
+in nowise serious. It takes time, I grant you, but to any one with a few
+months to spare--and there are many in that happy position--there can be
+few pleasanter ways of spending a summer holiday.
+
+It would be as well to start from England not later than the middle of
+March, as the Red Sea and the Sind Desert begin to warm up uncomfortably
+in spring. Srinagar would then be reached fairly early in April, and the
+visitor should arrange, if possible, to remain in the country until the
+middle of October. We had to leave just as the gorgeous autumn colouring
+was beginning to blaze in the woods, and the first duck were wheeling over
+the Wular Lake.
+
+The climate of Kashmir is fairly similar to that of many parts of Southern
+Europe. There is a good deal of snow in the valley in winter. Spring is
+charming, the brilliant days only varied by frequent thunderstorms--which,
+however, are almost invariable in keeping their pyrotechnics till about
+five in the afternoon. July and August are hot and steamy in the valley,
+and it is necessary to seek one of the cool "Margs" which form ideal
+camping-grounds on all the lofty mountain slopes which surround the valley.
+
+Gulmarg is the most frequented and amusing resort in summer of the English
+colony and contingent from the broiling plains of the Punjab. Here the
+happy fugitive from the sweltering heat of the lower regions will find a
+climate as glorious as the scenery. He can enjoy the best of polo and golf,
+and, if he be not a misogynist, he will vary the 'daily round' with
+picnics and scrambles on foot or on horseback, in exploring the endless
+beauty of the place, coming home to his hut or tent as the sun sinks
+behind the great pines that screen the Rampur Road, to wind up the happy
+day with a cheery dinner and game of bridge. But if Gulmarg does not
+appeal to him, let him go with his camping outfit to Sonamarg or
+Pahlgam--he will find neither polo nor golf nor the gay little society of
+Gulmarg, but he will find equally charming scenery and, perhaps, a drier
+climate--for it must in fairness be admitted that Gulmarg is a rainy
+place. Likewise his pocket will benefit, as his expenses will surely be
+less, and he will still find neighbours dotted about in white tents under
+the pine trees.
+
+Towards the middle of September the exodus from the high 'Margs' takes
+place--many returning sadly to Pindi and Sealkote--others merely to
+Srinagar, while those who yearn after Bara Singh and Bear, decamp quietly
+for their selected nullahs, to be in readiness for the opening of the
+autumn season.
+
+Thus, from April to October, a more or less perfect climate may be
+obtained by watching the mercury in the thermometer, and rising or
+descending the mountain slopes in direct ratio with it.
+
+It is quite unnecessary to take out a large and expensive wardrobe. Thin
+garments for the Red Sea and Indian Ocean, such as one wears in a fine
+English summer, and for Kashmir the same sort of things that one would
+take up to Scotland. For men--knickerbockers and flannel shirts--and for
+ladies, short tweed skirts and some flannel blouses. The native tailors in
+Srinagar are clever and cheap, and will copy an English shooting suit in
+fairly good material for about eleven rupees, or 14s. 8d.! One pair of
+strong shooting boots (plentifully studded with aluminium nails) is enough.
+For all mountain work, the invaluable but uncomfortable grass shoes must
+be worn, and both my wife and I invariably wore the native chaplies for
+ordinary marching. Foot-gear for golf, tennis, and general service at
+Srinagar and Gulmarg must be laid in, according to the traveller's fancy,
+in England.
+
+Underwear to suit both hot and cold weather should be purchased at
+home--not on any account omitting cholera belts.
+
+Shirts and collars should be taken freely, as it is well to remember that
+the native washerman--the well-abused "Dobie"--has a marvellous skill in
+producing a saw-like rim to the starched collar and cuff of the newest
+shirt; while the elegant and delicate lace and embroidery, with which the
+fair are wont to embellish their underwear, take strange and unforeseen
+patterns at the hands of the skilled workmen. It is surprising what an
+effect can be obtained by tying up the neck and sleeves of a garment,
+inserting a few smooth pebbles from the brook, and then banging the moist
+bundle on the bank!
+
+The arrangement of clothing for the voyage is rather complicated, as it
+will probably be necessary to wear warm things while crossing Europe, and
+possibly even until Egypt is reached. Then an assortment of summer
+flannels, sufficient to last as far as India, must be available. We were
+unable to get any washing done from the date we left London, on the 22nd
+of February, until we reached Rawal Pindi, on the 21st March. Capacious
+canvas kit-bags are excellent things for cramming with grist for the
+dobie's mill.
+
+In arranging for luggage, it should be borne in mind that large trunks and
+dress boxes are inadmissible. From Pindi to Srinagar everything must be
+transported by wheeled conveyance, and, in Kashmir itself, all luggage
+must be selected with a view to its adaptability to the backs of coolies
+or ponies. In Srinagar one can buy native trunks--or yakdans--which are
+cheap, strong, and portable; and the covered creels or "kiltas" serve
+admirably for the stowage of kitchen utensils, food, and oddments.
+
+The following list may prove useful to any one who has not already been
+"east of Suez," and who may therefore not be too proud to profit by
+another's experience:--
+
+ 1. "Compactum" camp-bed with case, and fitted with sockets to take
+mosquito netting.
+
+ 2. Campaigning bedding-bag in Willesden canvas, with bedding complete.
+
+ 3. Waterproof sheet.
+
+ 4. Indiarubber bath.
+
+If shooting in the higher mountains is anticipated, a Wolseley
+sleeping-bag should be taken.
+
+ 5. Small stable-lantern.
+
+ 6. Rug or plaid--light and warm.
+
+ 7. Half-a-dozen towels.
+
+ 8. Deck chair (with name painted on it).
+
+We had also a couple of Roorkhee chairs, and found them most useful.
+
+ 9. A couple of compressed cane cabin trunks.
+
+ 9_a_. The "Ranelagh Pack" is a most useful form of "luggage."
+
+ 10. Camp kit-bag.
+
+ 11. Soiled-linen bag, with square mouth, large size. This is an
+excellent "general service" bag, and invaluable for holding boots, &c.
+
+ 12. Large "brief-bag," most useful for stowing guide-books, flasks,
+binoculars, biscuits, and such like, that one wants when travelling, and
+never knows where to put. Our "yellow bag" carried even tea things, and
+was greatly beloved. Like the leather bottèl in its later stage, "it
+served to put hinges and odd things in"!
+
+ 13. Luncheon basket, fitted according to the number of the party.
+
+The above articles can all be bought at the Army and Navy Stores.
+
+ 14. A light canvas box, fitted as a dressing-case.
+
+Ours were made, according to our own wishes and possessions, by Williams,
+of 41 Bond Street. The innumerable glass bottles, so highly prized by the
+makers of dressing-cases, should be strictly limited in number. They are
+exceedingly heavy, and, as the dressing-case should be carried by its
+owner, the less it weighs the more he (or she) will esteem it.
+
+ 15. A set of aluminium cooking-utensils is much to be recommended. They
+can easily be sold on leaving Kashmir for, at least, their cost price.
+
+ 16. Pocket flask. This may be of aluminium also, although personally I
+dislike a metal flask.
+
+ 17. Umbrella--strong, but cheap, as it is sure to be lost or stolen.
+There are few things your native loves more than a nice umbrella, unless
+it be
+
+ 18. A knife fitted with corkscrew and screwdriver; therefore take two,
+and try to keep one carefully locked up.
+
+ 19. Pair of good field-glasses.
+
+I took a stalking telescope, but it was useless to my shikari, who always
+borrowed my wife's binoculars until she lost them--or he stole them!
+
+ 20. Hats. It is obviously a matter of taste what hats a man should take.
+The glossy silk may repose with the frock-coat till its owner returns to
+find it hopelessly out of date, its brim being a thought too curly, or its
+top impossibly wide; but the "bowler" or Homburg hat will serve his turn
+according to his fancy, until, at Aden, he invests in a hideous, but shady
+"topee," for one-third of the price he would pay in London; and this will
+be his only wear, before sunset, until he again reaches a temperate
+climate. Ladies, who are rightly more particular as to the appearance of
+even so unlovely a thing as a sola topee, would do well, perhaps, to buy
+theirs before starting. Really becoming pith helmets seem very scarce in
+the East!
+
+After sunset, or under awnings, any sort of cap may be worn.
+
+ 21. Shirts and collars are obviously matters of taste. A good supply of
+white shirts and collars must be taken to cope with the destruction and
+loss which may be expected at the hands of the dobie. Flannel shirts can
+be made easily enough from English models in Srinagar.
+
+ 22. Under-garments should be of Indian gauze for hot weather, with a
+supply of thicker articles for camping in the hills.
+
+Cholera belts should on no account be omitted.
+
+ 23. Socks, according to taste--very few knickerbocker stockings need be
+taken, as putties are cheap and usual in Srinagar.
+
+ 24. Ties--the white ones of the cheap sort that can be thrown away after
+use, with a light heart. Handkerchiefs, and a few pairs of white gloves.
+
+ 25. Sleeping-suits, both thick for camp work and light for hot weather,
+should be taken.
+
+ 26. Dress suit and dinner-jacket.
+
+ 27. Knickerbocker or knee-breeches, which can be copied in Kashmir by the
+native tailor.
+
+Riding-breeches are not in the least necessary unless the traveller
+contemplates any special riding expedition. Ordinary shooting
+continuations do quite well for all the mounted work the tourist is likely
+to do. A pair of stohwasser gaiters may be taken, but even they are not
+necessary, neither is a saddle.
+
+A lady, however, should take out a short riding-skirt, or habit, and a
+side-saddle.
+
+ 28. A tweed suit of medium warmth for travelling, and a couple of flannel
+suits, will bring the wearer to Srinagar, where he can increase his stock
+at a ridiculously low price--about 22 rupees or £1, 9s. 4d. per suit.
+
+ 29. Boots. Here, again, the wayfarer is at full liberty to please
+himself. A pair of strong shooting-boots, with plenty of spare laces and,
+say, a hundred aluminium nails, is a _sine quâ non_. A pair of rubbers, or
+what are known as "gouties" in Swiss winter circles, are not to be
+despised. Otherwise, boots, shoes, slippers, and pumps, according to taste.
+
+30. A large "regulation" waterproof, a rain-coat or Burberry, and a warm
+greatcoat will all be required.
+
+It is hard to give definite advice to a lady as to the details of her
+outfit. Let her conform in a general way to the instructions given above,
+always remembering that both Srinagar and Gulmarg are gay and festive
+places, where she will dine and dance, and have ample opportunity for
+displaying a well-chosen wardrobe.
+
+Let her also take heed that she leaves the family diamonds at home. The
+gentle Kashmiri is an inveterate and skilful thief, and the less jewellery
+she can make up her mind to "do with," the more at ease will her mind be.
+But if she must needs copy the lady of whom we read, that
+
+ "Rich and rare were the gems she wore,"
+
+then why not line the jewel-case--or rather the secret bag, which she will
+sew into some mysterious garment--with the diamonds of Gophir and the
+pearls of Rome?
+
+If the intending visitor to Kashmir be a sportsman who has already had
+experience in big-game shooting, he will not need any advice from me
+(which, indeed, he would utterly disdain) as to the lethal weapons which
+should form his battery; but if the wayfarer be a humble performer who has
+never slain anything more formidable than a wary old stag, or more
+nerve-shattering than a meteoric cock pheasant rising clamorously from
+behind a turnip, he may not be too proud to learn that he will find an
+ordinary "fowling piece" the most useful weapon which he can take with
+him. If his gun is not choked, he should be provided with a dozen or more
+ball cartridge for bear.
+
+If the pursuit of markhor and ibex is contemplated, a small-bore rifle
+will be required, but a heavy express is wanted to stop a bear. I had a
+"Mannlicher" and an ordinary shot-gun, with a few ball cartridges for the
+latter.
+
+Duty has to be paid on taking firearms into India, and this may be
+refunded on leaving the country. This is not always done, however, as I
+found to my cost, my application for a refund being refused on the quibble
+that my guns were taken back to England by a friend, although I was able
+to prove their identity.
+
+It is not necessary to take a large number of rifle cartridges out, as it
+is exceedingly unlikely that the tyro will be able to shoot all the beasts
+allowed him by his game licence.[1] Smooth-bore cartridges of fair quality
+can be bought in Srinagar, and I certainly do not consider it worth the
+trouble and expense to convey them out from England.
+
+To the amateur artist I would say: Be well supplied with brushes and
+paper--the latter sealed in tin for passage through the Red Sea and India.
+Colours, and indeed all materials can he got from Treacher & Co., Bombay,
+and also from the branch of the Army and Navy Stores there.
+
+Paper is, however, difficult to get in good condition, being frequently
+spoilt by mildew.
+
+It is almost impossible to get anything satisfactory in the way of
+painting materials in Kashmir itself; therefore I say: Be well supplied
+before leaving home.
+
+Finally, a small stock of medicines should certainly be taken, not
+omitting a copious supply of quinine (best in powder form for this
+purpose), and also of strong peppermint or something of the sort, to give
+to the native servants and others who are always falling sick of a fever
+or complaining of an internal pain, which is generally quite cured by a
+dose of peppermint.
+
+Neither Jane nor I love guide-books; we found however, in Kashmir, the
+little book written by Dr. Neve an invaluable companion;[2] while Murray's
+_Guide to India_ afforded much useful information when wandering in that
+country.
+
+The best book on Kashmir that I know is Sir Walter Lawrence's _Valley of
+Kashmir_.
+
+Any one going out as we did, absolutely ignorant of the language, should
+certainly take an elementary phrase-book or something of the sort to study
+on the voyage. We forgot to do this, and had infinite trouble afterwards
+in getting what we wanted, and lost much time in acquiring the rudimentary
+knowledge of Hindustani which enabled us to worry along with our native
+servants, &c. No mere "globe-trotter" need attempt to learn any Kashmiri,
+as Hindustani is "understanded of the people" as a rule, and the tradesmen
+in Srinagar know quite as much English as is good for them.
+
+
+[1] See Appendix 1.
+
+[2] _The Tourist's Guide to Kashmir, Ladakh, Skardo, &c._, edited by
+ Arthur Neve, F.R.G.S.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II
+
+THE VOYAGE OUT
+
+It seems extraordinary to me that every day throughout the winter, crowds
+of people should throng the railway stations whence they can hurry south
+in search of warmth and sunshine, and yet London remains apparently as
+full as ever! We plunged into a seething mass of outward-bound humanity at
+Victoria Station on the 22nd of February, and, having wrestled our way
+into the Continental express, were whirled across the sad and sodden
+country to Dover amidst hundreds of our shivering fellow-countrymen.
+
+Truly we are beyond measure conservative in our railway discomforts. With
+a bitter easterly wind searching out the chinks of door and window, we sat
+shivering in our unwarmed compartment--unwarmed, I say, in spite of the
+clumsy tin of quickly-cooled hot water procured by favour--and a
+gratuity--from a porter!
+
+The Channel showed even more disagreeable than usual. A grey, cold sky,
+with swift-flying clouds from the east hung over a grey, cold sea, the
+waves showing their wicked white teeth under the lash of the strong wind.
+The patient lightship off the pier was swinging drearily as we throbbed
+past into the gust-swept open and set our bows for the unseen coast of
+France.
+
+The tumult of passengers was speedily reduced to a limp and inert swarm of
+cold, wet, and sea-sick humanity.
+
+The cold and miserable weather clung to us long. In Paris it snowed
+heavily, and I was constrained to betake myself in a cab--"chauffé," it is
+needless to remark--to seek out a kindly dentist, the bitter east wind
+having sought out and found a weak spot wherein to implant an abscess.
+
+At Bâle it was freezing, but clear and bright, and a good breakfast and a
+breath of clean, fresh air was truly enjoyable after the overheated
+sleeping-car in which we had come from Paris.
+
+It may seem unreasonable to grumble at the overheating of the "Sleeper"
+after abusing the under-heating of our British railways. Surely, though,
+there is a golden mean? I wish neither to be frozen nor boiled, and there
+can be no doubt but that the heating of most Continental trains is
+excellent, the power of application being left to the traveller.
+
+The journey by the St. Gotthard was delightful, the day brilliant, and the
+frost keen, while we watched the fleeting panorama of icebound peaks and
+snow-powdered pines from the cushions of our comfortable carriage.
+
+The glory of winter left us as we left the Swiss mountains and dropped
+down into the fertile flats of Northern Italy, and at Milan all was raw
+chilliness and mud.
+
+Nothing can well be more depressing than wet and cheerless weather in a
+land obviously intended for sunshine.
+
+We slept at Milan, and the next day set forth in heavy rain towards Venice.
+The miserable ranks of distorted and pollarded trees stood sadly in pools
+of yellow-stained water, or stuck out of heaps of half-melted and
+uncleanly snow.
+
+No colour; no life anywhere, excepting an occasional peasant plodding
+along a muddy road, sheltering himself under the characteristic flat and
+bony umbrella of the country.
+
+At Peschiera we had promise of better things. The weather cleared somewhat,
+revealing ranges of white-clad hills around Garda.... But, alas! at Verona
+it rained as hard as ever, and we made our way from the railway station at
+Venice, cowering in the coffin-like cabin of a damp and extremely draughty
+gondola, while cold flurries of an Alpine-born wind swept across the Grand
+Canal.
+
+Sunshine is absolutely necessary to bring out the real beauty of Italy.
+This is particularly the case in Venice, where light and life are required
+to dispel the feeling of sadness so sure to creep over one amid the signs
+of long-past grandeur and decaying magnificence.
+
+On a grey and wintry day one is chiefly impressed by the dank chilliness
+of the palaces on the Grand Canal, whose feet lie lapped in slimy water;
+the lovely tracery of whose windows shows ragged and broken, whose stately
+guest-chambers are in the sordid occupation of the dealer in false
+antiques, and whose motto might be "Ichabod," for their glory has departed.
+
+It is five-and-twenty years since I was last in Venice, and I can truly
+say that it has not improved in that long time. The loss of the great
+Campanile of St. Mark is not compensated for by the gain of the penny
+steamer which frets and fusses its prosaic way along the Grand Canal, or
+blurts its noisome smoke in the very face of the Palace of the Doges.
+
+Well! A steady downpour is dispiriting at any time, excepting when one is
+snugly at home with plenty to do, and it is particularly so to the unlucky
+traveller who has to live through half-a-dozen long hours intervening
+between arrival at and departure from Venice on a cold, dull, wintry
+afternoon.
+
+The sombre gondola writhed its sinuous course and deposited us all forlorn
+in the near neighbourhood of the Piazza San Marco. Splashing our way
+across, and pushing through the crowd of greedy fat pigeons, we entered
+the world-famous church. I know my Ruskin, and I feel that I should be
+lost in wonder and admiration--I am not.
+
+The gloom--rich golden gloom if you will--of the interior oppresses me; it
+is cavernous. A service is being held in one of the transepts, and the
+congregation seems noisier and less devout than I could have believed
+possible. My thoughts fly far to where, on its solitary hill, the noble
+pile of Chartres soars majestic, its heaven-piercing spires dominating the
+wide plain of La Beauce. In fancy I enter by the splendid north door and
+find myself in the pillared dimness softly lighted by the great window in
+the west. This seems to me to be the greatest achievement of the Christian
+architect, noble alike in conception and in execution.
+
+There is no means of procuring a cold more certain than lingering too long
+in a cold and vault-like church or picture gallery, so we adjourned to the
+Palazzo Daniele, now a mere hotel, where we browsed on the
+literature--chiefly cosmopolitan newspapers--until it was time to start
+for Trieste.
+
+The journey is not an attractive one, as we seemed to be perpetually
+worried by Custom-house authorities and inquisitive ticket-collectors! If
+possible, the wary traveller should so time his sojourn at Venice as to
+allow him to go to Trieste by steamer. The Hôtel de la Ville at Trieste is
+not quite excellent, but 'twill serve, and we were remarkably glad to
+reach it, somewhere about midnight, having left Milan soon after seven in
+the morning!
+
+Trieste itself is rather an engaging town; at least so it seemed to us
+when we awakened to a fresh, bright morning, a blue-and-white sky overhead,
+and a copious allowance of yellow mud under foot!
+
+There were various final purchases to be made. Our deck chairs were with
+the heavy luggage, which the passenger by Austrian Lloyd only gets at Port
+Saïd, as it is sent from London by sea; so a deck chair had to be got,
+also a stock of light literature wherewith to beguile the long sea hours.
+
+A visit to our ship--the _Marie Valerie_--showed her to be a
+comfortable-looking vessel of some 4500 tons. She was busily engaged in
+taking in a large cargo, principally for Japan, and she showed no signs of
+an early departure. Her nominal hour for starting was 4 P.M., but the
+captain told us that he should not sail until next morning. So we
+descended to examine our cabin, and found it to be large and airy, but
+totally deficient in the matter of drawers or lockers.
+
+Well! we shall have to keep everything in cabin trunks, and "live in our
+boxes" for the next three weeks.
+
+There was cabin accommodation for twenty passengers, but at dinner we
+mustered but nine. This is, of course, the season when all right-minded
+folks are coming home from India, and we never expected to find a crowd;
+still, nine individuals scattered abroad over the wide decks make but a
+poor show.
+
+The first meal on board a big steamer is always interesting. Every one is
+quietly "taking stock" of his, or her, neighbours, and forming estimates
+of their social value, which are generally entirely upset by after
+experience.
+
+Of our fellow-passengers there were only five whose presence affected us
+in any way. A young Austrian, Herr Otto Frantz, with his wife, going out
+as first secretary of legation to Tokio; Major Twining, R.E., and his wife;
+and Miss Lungley, a cosmopolitan lady, who makes Kashmir her headquarters
+and Rome her _annexe_.
+
+We became acquainted with each other sooner than might have been expected,
+by reason of an exploit of the stewardess--a gibbering idiot. The night
+was cold, so several of the ladies, following an evil custom, sent forth
+from their cabins those vile inventions called hot bottles. Only two came
+back..., and then the fun began. The stewardess, who speaks no known
+tongue, played "hunt the slipper" for the missing bottles through all the
+cabins, whence she was shot out by the enraged inhabitants until she was
+reduced to absolute imbecility, and the harassed stewards to gesticular
+despair.
+
+The missing articles were, I believe, finally discovered and routed out of
+an unoccupied bed, where they had been laid and forgotten by the
+addle-pated lady, and peace reigned.
+
+We sailed from Trieste early on the morning of the 28th of February, and
+steamed leisurely on our way. The Austrian Lloyd's "unaccelerated"
+steamers are not too active in their movements, being wont to travel at
+purely "economical speed," and so we were given an excellent view of some
+of the Ionian Islands, steaming through the Ithaca channel, with the
+snow-tipped peak of Cephalonia close on our starboard hand.
+
+Then, leaving the far white hills of the Albanian coast to fade into the
+blue mists, we sped
+
+ "Over the sea past Crete,"
+
+until the tall lighthouse of Port Saïd rose on the horizon, followed by
+the spars of much shipping, and the roofs of the houses dotted apparently
+over the waters of the Mediterranean. At length the low mudbanks which
+represent the two continents of Africa and Asia spread their dull monotony
+on either hand, and the good ship sat quietly down for a happy day's
+coaling.
+
+Port Saïd has grown out of all knowledge since I first made its
+acquaintance in 1877. It was then a cluster of evil-looking shanties, the
+abode of the scum of the Levant, who waxed fat by the profits of the
+gambling hells and the sale of pornographic photographs. It has now donned
+the outwardly respectable look of middle age; it has laid itself out in
+streets; the gambling dens have disappeared, and the robbers have betaken
+themselves to the sale of the worst class of Japanese and Indian "curios,"
+ostrich feathers from East Africa, and tobacco in all its forms.
+
+Port Saïd has undoubtedly improved, but still it is not a nice place, and
+we were unfeignedly glad to repair on board the _Marie Valerie_ as soon as
+we noted the cessation of the black coaly cloud, through the murkiness of
+which a chattering stream of gnome-like figures passed their burthens of
+"Cardiff" into the bowels of the ship.
+
+Port Saïd was cold, and Suez was cold, and we started down the Red Sea
+followed by a strong north wind, which kept us clad in greatcoats for a
+day or two, and, as we got down into wider waters, obliged us to keep our
+ports closed.
+
+An object-lesson on the subject of closed ports was given in our cabin,
+where the fair chatelaine was reclining in her berth reading, fanned by
+the genial air which floated in at the open port,--a truculent Red Sea
+billow, meeting a slight roll of the ship, entered the cabin in an
+unbroken fall on the lady's head. A damp tigress flew out through the door,
+wildly demanding the steward, a set of dry bedding, and the instant
+execution of the captain, the officer of the watch, and the man at the
+wheel!
+
+How dull we should be without these little incidents!
+
+A hoopoe took deck, or rather rigging, passage for a while, and evoked the
+greatest interest. Stalking glasses and binoculars were levelled at the
+unconcerned fowl, who sat by the "cathead" with perfect composure, and
+preened himself after his long flight.
+
+The striking of "four bells" just under his beak unnerved him somewhat,
+and he departed in a great fuss and pother.
+
+Our roomy decks afford many quiet corners in which to read or doze, and
+now that the weather is rapidly warming up we spend many hours in these
+peaceful pastimes, varied by an occasional constitutional--none of your
+fisherman's walks, "three steps and overboard"--but a good, clear tramp,
+unimpeded by the innumerable deck-chairs, protruding feet, and ubiquitous
+children which cover all free space on board a P. & O.
+
+Then comes dinner, followed by a rubber of bridge, and so to bed.
+
+On Saturday the 11th we passed the group of islands commonly known as the
+Twelve Apostles.
+
+First, a tiny rock, rising lonely from the blue--brilliantly blue--waves;
+then a yellow crag of sandstone, looking like a haystack; and then a whole
+group of wild and fantastic islands, evidently of volcanic origin, and
+varying in rough peaks and abrupt cliffs of the strangest
+colours--brick-red, purple-black, grey, and yellow--utterly bare and
+desolate:
+
+ "Nor tree, nor shrub, nor plant, nor flower,
+ Nor aught of vegetative power,
+ The weary eye may ken,"
+
+
+save only the white lighthouse, which, perched on its arid hill, serves to
+emphasise the desolation of earth and sky.
+
+The Red Sea is remarkably well supplied with lighthouses; and, considering
+the narrowness of the channel in parts, the strong and variable currents,
+and the innumerable islands and shoals, the supply does no more than equal
+the demand.
+
+I cannot imagine a more grievous death in life than the existence of a
+lighthouse-keeper in the Red Sea!
+
+_Sunday, 12th_.--We passed through the Gate of Tears this morning--the
+dismal, flat, and unprofitable island of Perim being scanned by me from
+the bathroom port, while exchanging an atmosphere of sticky salt air for
+an unrefreshing dip in sticky salt water.
+
+The hoopoe is again with us; in fact I do not think he really left the
+ship, but simply sought a secluded perch, secure from prying observation.
+He reappeared upon the port stay, and proceeded to preen himself and
+observe the ship's course. He is evidently bound for Aden, casting glances
+of quiet unconcern on Perim and the coast of Araby the blest.
+
+Towards sunset we passed the fantastic peaks of little Aden, and, drawing
+up to Steamer Point, cast anchor under the "Barren Rocks of Aden."
+
+_Monday, 13th_.--We had a shocking time last night. All ports closed for
+coaling left us gasping, whilst a fiendish din arose from the bowels of
+the ship, whence cargo was being extracted. The stifling air, reeking with
+damp, developed in the early morning a steady rain, which dripped
+mournfully on the grimy decks. Rain in Aden! We are told on the best
+authority that this is most unusual.
+
+Aden, to the passing stranger, shows few attractions. We went on shore
+when the rain showed signs of ceasing, and after buying a few odds and
+ends, such as a pith hat and some cigarettes, we betook ourselves to the
+principal hotel, where an excessively bad breakfast was served to us,
+after which we were not sorry to shake the mud of Aden off our feet, so we
+chartered a shore boat amid a fearful clamour for extra pay and backshish,
+and set forth to rejoin our ship, now swept and garnished, and showing
+little trace of the coal she had swallowed.
+
+_Monday, 20th_.--We reached Karachi yesterday morning after a quiet, calm,
+and utterly uneventful passage across the Indian Ocean.
+
+It was never hot--merely calm, grey, and even showery, our only
+excitements being an occasional school of porpoises or the sight of a
+passing tramp steamer.
+
+Some time before leaving England I had written to my old friend General
+Woon, commanding the troops at Abbotabad, asking him to provide me with a
+servant capable of dry-nursing a pair of Babes in the Wood throughout
+their sojourn in a strange land. The General promised to supply us with
+such an one, who, he said, would rob us to a certain extent himself, but
+would take good care that nobody else did so!
+
+Immediately, then, upon our arrival in Karachi roads, a dark and swarthy
+person, with a black beard and gleaming white teeth, appeared on board,
+and reported himself as Sabz Ali, our servant and our master!
+
+His knowledge of English "as she is spoke" was scanty and of strange
+quality, but his masterful methods of dealing with the boatmen and
+Custom-house subordinates inspired us with awe and a blind confidence that
+he could--and would--pull us through.
+
+There was no difficulty at the Custom-house until it transpired that I
+wanted to take three firearms into the country. This appeared to be a most
+unusual and reprehensible desire, and my statement that one weapon was a
+rifle which I was taking charge of for a friend did not improve the
+situation. It being Sunday, the principal authorities were sunning
+themselves in their back parlours, and the thing in charge (called a Baboo,
+I understand) became exceedingly fussy, and desired that the guns should
+be unpacked and exhibited lest they should be of service pattern. This was
+simple, as far as my battery was concerned, and I promptly laid bare the
+beauties of my Mannlicher and ancient 12-bore; but, alas! Mrs. Smithson's
+rifle was soldered like a sardine into a strong tin case, and no
+cold-chisel or screwdriver was forthcoming.
+
+Messengers were sent forth to seek the needful instruments, while I
+proceeded to cut another Gordian knot.... An acquaintance of mine, hearing
+that I was coming to India, suggested that I should take charge of a
+parcel for a friend of hers, who wanted to send it to her fiancé in Bombay.
+As all the heavy baggage was sent from London to join us at Port Saïd, I
+had not seen the "parcel," and, finding no case or box addressed to any
+one but myself, I had to select one that seemed most likely to be right,
+and forward that.
+
+At last the needful appliances were got and the rifle unpacked; but,
+although it proved to be (as I had said) a large-bore Express, the Baboo
+refused, like a very Pharaoh, to let it go, and I, after a two-hour
+vexatious delay, paid the duty on my own guns, and, leaving a note for the
+chief Customs official, explaining the case and begging him to send the
+rifle on forthwith, packed myself--hot, hungry, and angry--into a "gharri,"
+and set forth to the Devon Place Hotel, whither the rest of the party had
+preceded me.
+
+I have gone into this little episode somewhat at length in order to
+impress upon the voyager to India the necessity for limiting the number of
+firearms or getting a friend to father the extra ones through the
+Customs--a perfectly simple matter had one foreseen the difficulty. Also
+the danger of taking parcels for friends--of which more anon![1]
+
+The Devon Place Hotel may be the best in Karachi, but it is pretty bad....
+I am told that all Indian hotels are bad--still, the breakfast was a
+considerable improvement on the _Marie Valerie_, and we sallied forth as
+giants refreshed to have a look at Karachi and do a little shopping. It
+being Sunday, the banks were closed, but a kindly shopman cashed me a
+cheque for twenty pounds in the most confiding manner, and enabled us to
+get the few odds and ends we wanted before going up country--among them a
+couple of "resais" or quilted cotton wraps and a sola topee for Jane.
+
+Karachi did not strike us as being a particularly interesting town, but
+that may be to a great extent because we did not see the best part of it.
+On landing at Kiamari we had only driven along a hot and glaring mole,
+bordered by swamps and slimy-looking flats for some two miles. Then, on
+reaching the city proper, a dusty road, bordered by somewhat
+suburban-looking houses, brought us to the Devon Place Hotel, near the
+Frere station. After breakfast we merely drove into the bazaars to shop
+before betaking ourselves to the station, in good time for the 6.30 train.
+
+Passengers--at least first-class passengers--were not numerous, and Major
+Twining and I had no difficulty in securing two compartments--one for our
+wives and one for ourselves.
+
+An Indian first-class carriage is roomy, but bare, being arranged with a
+view to heat rather than cold Two long seats run "fore and aft" on either
+side, and upon them your servant makes your bed at night. Two upper berths
+can be let down in case of a crowd. At the end of each compartment is a
+small toilet-room.
+
+It was unexpectedly chilly at night, and Twining and I were glad to roll
+ourselves up in as many rugs and "resais" as we could persuade the ladies
+to leave to us.
+
+
+[1] A big deal case which we unpacked at Srinagar proved to contain a
+ "life-sized" work-table. The package holding our camp beds and bedding,
+ having a humbler aspect, had been sent to Bombay and cost as a world
+ of worry and expense to recover!
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III
+
+KARACHI TO ABBOTABAD
+
+This morning we awoke to find ourselves rattling and shaking our way
+through the Sind Desert--an interminable waste of sand, barren and
+thirsty-looking, covered with a patchy scrub of yellowish and grey-purple
+bushes.
+
+I can well imagine how hatefully hot it can be here, but to-day it has
+been merely pleasantly warm.
+
+Jane and I were deeply interested in the novel scenes we passed through,
+which, while new and strange to us, were yet made familiar by what we had
+read and heard. The quiet-eyed cattle, with their queer humps, were just
+what we expected to see in the dusty landscape. The chattering crowds in
+the wayside stations, their bright-coloured garments flaunting in the
+white sunlight--the fruit-sellers, the water-carriers, were all as though
+they had stepped out of the pages of _Kim_--that most excellent of Indian
+stories.
+
+And so all day we rattled and shook through the Sind Desert in the hot
+sunlight till the dust lay thick upon us, and our eyes grew tired of
+watching the flying landscape.
+
+In the afternoon we reached Samasata junction, where the Twinings parted
+company with us, being bound for Faridkot.
+
+Sorry were we to lose such charming companions, especially as now indeed
+we become as Babes in the Wood, knowing nothing of the land, its customs,
+or its language!
+
+Henceforward, Sabz Ali shall be our sheet-anchor, and I think he will not
+fail us. His English is truly remarkable, so much so that I regret to say
+I have more than once supposed him to be talking Hindustani when he was
+discoursing in my own mother-tongue. But he certainly is extraordinarily
+sharp in taking up what I and the "Mem-sahib" say.
+
+He presented to me to-day a remarkable letter, of which the following is
+an exact copy. I presume it is a sort of statement as to his general
+duties:--
+
+"_To the_ MAGER SAHIB.
+
+ "Sir,--I beg to say that General 'Oon Sahib send me to you. He
+ order me that the arrangement of Mager Sahib do.
+
+ "To give pice to porter kuli this is my work. This is usefull to
+ you.
+
+ "You give him many pice.
+
+ "Your work is order and to do it my work. You give me Rupee at
+ once. Then I will write it on my book, from which you will see it
+ is right or wrong. Now I am going to Cashmir with you and
+ Cashmiree are thief.
+
+ "If you will give me one man other it will usefull to you. I ask
+ one cloth. All Sahib give cloth to Servant on going to Cashmir.
+
+ "If will give cloth then all men say that this Sahib is good. I am
+ fear from General 'Oon Sahib. It is order to give cloth.
+
+ "I can do all work of cook and bearer. I wish that you will happy
+ on me, also your lady, and say to General 'Oon Sahib that this
+ man is good and honest man.
+
+ "I have servant to many Sahib.
+
+ "I have more certificate.
+
+ "You are rich man and king. I am poor man. I will take two annas
+ allowance per day in Cashmir, you will do who you wish.
+
+ "I wish that you and lady will happy on me. This is begging you
+ will.--I remain, Sir, your most obedient Servant,
+
+"SABAZ ALI, _Bearer_."
+
+_Wednesday, March_ 22.--We slept again in the train on Monday night, and
+arrived in Lahore about 6 o'clock yesterday morning.
+
+We had been advised to tub and dress in the waiting-rooms at the station,
+as we had a break of some six hours before going on to Pindi; but, upon
+investigation, Jane found her waiting-room already fully occupied by an
+uninviting company of Chi-chis (Eurasians), and several men--their
+husbands and brothers presumably--were sleeping the sleep of the just in
+mine, so we left all our luggage stacked on the platform under the eye of
+Sabz Ali, and hurried off to Nedou's Hotel. Ye gods! What a cold drive it
+was, and how bitterly we regretted that we had not brought our wraps from
+their bundle.
+
+I was fearfully afraid that Jane would get a chill--an evil always to be
+specially guarded against in a tropical climate, but a very hot tub and a
+good breakfast averted all calamity, and we set forth in a funny little
+trap to inspect Lahore.
+
+This is the first large and thoroughly Indian city that we have
+seen--Karachi being merely a thriving modern seaport and garrison
+town--and we set to work to see what we could in the limited time at our
+disposal. We whisked along a road--bumpy withal in parts, and somewhat
+dusty, but broad. On either hand rose substantial stone mansions, half
+hidden by trees and flowering shrubs. Many of these fine-looking buildings
+were shops. I was impressed by their importance, for they were quite what
+would be described by an auctioneer or agent as "most desirable family
+mansions, approached by a carriage drive ... standing within their own
+beautifully wooded and secluded grounds in an excellent residential
+neighbourhood," &c. &c.
+
+Anon we whirled round a corner, and plunged into the seething life of the
+native city. The road was crammed with an apparently impenetrable crowd of
+men and beasts, the latter--water-buffaloes, humpy cattle, and
+donkeys--strolling about and getting in everybody's way with perfect
+nonchalance, while men in strange raiment of gaudy hue pursued their
+lawful occupations with much clamour. The variety of smells--all bad--was
+quite remarkable.
+
+We could only go at a walk, as the streets were very narrow and the
+inhabitants thereof--particularly the cows--seemed very deaf and difficult
+to arouse to a sense of the need for making room, though our good driver
+yelled himself hoarse and employed language which I feel sure was highly
+flavoured. Our progress was a succession of marvellous escapes for human
+toes and bovine shoulders, but our "helmsman steered us through," and we
+emerged from the kaleidoscopic labyrinth into the open space before the
+Fort of Lahore, whose pinkish brick walls and ponderous bastions rose
+above us.
+
+The last thing I would desire would be to usurp in any way the functions
+of grave Mr. Murray or well-informed Herr Baedeker, but there are certain
+points to which I will draw attention, and which it seems to me very
+necessary to keep in mind.
+
+To the ordinary traveller in the Punjab and Northern India no buildings
+are more attractive, no ruins more interesting, than those of the Mogul
+dynasty, and the rule of the Mogul princes marks the high-water limit of
+Indian magnificence. It was but for a short time, too, that the highest
+level of grandeur was maintained.
+
+For generations the Moguls had poured in intermittent hordes into Northern
+India, but it was only in 1556 that Akbar, by defeating the Pathans at
+Panipat, laid India at his feet. Following up his success he overthrew the
+Rajputs, and extended his dominion from Afghanistan to Benares. Having
+conquered the country as a great warrior, he proceeded to rule it as a
+noble statesman, being "one of the few sovereigns entitled to the
+appellation both of Great and Good, and the only one of Mohammedan race
+whose mind appears to have arisen so far above all the illiberal
+prejudices of that fanatical religion in which he was educated, as to be
+capable of forming a plan worthy of a monarch who loved his people and was
+solicitous to render them happy."[1] This "plan" was to study the religion,
+laws, and institutions of his Hindu subjects in order that he might govern
+as far as possible in conformity with Hindu usage. The Emperor Akbar was
+the first of the Mogul monarchs who was a great architect. The city of
+Fattepur Sikri being raised by him as a stately dwelling-place until want
+of water and the unhealthiness of the locality caused him to move into
+Agra, leaving the whole city of Fattepur Sikri to the owls and jackals,
+and later to the admiration of the Sahib logue.
+
+A palace in Lahore, the fort at Allahabad, and much lovely work in the
+city of Agra testify to the creative genius of that contemporary of our
+own Good Queen Bess, the first "Great" Mogul. Jehangir, his son and
+successor, has left few buildings of note, but his grandson, Shah Jehan,
+was undoubtedly the most splendid builder of the Mogul Mohammedan period.
+To him Delhi owes its stately palace and vast mosque--the Jama Masjid--and
+Agra would be famous for its wonderful palace of dark red stone and
+fretted marble, even without that masterpiece of Mohammedan inspiration,
+the world-famed Taj Mahal. The brief period of supreme magnificence came
+to an end with the last of the "Great" Moguls--Aurungzeb, died in
+1707--having only blazed in fullest glory for some century and a half, but
+leaving behind it some of the noblest works of man.
+
+It seemed somehow very curious, as we drove up through the stately
+entrance of the Hathi Paon, or Elephant Gate of the fort, to be saluted
+with a "present arms" by British Tommies clad in unobtrusive khaki, and to
+reflect that we are the inheritors of the fallen grandeur of the Mogul
+Emperors; that we in our turn, on many a hard-fought field, asserted our
+power to conquer; and that since then we have (I trust) so far followed
+the sound principles of Akbar as to keep by justice and wise rule the
+broad lands with their teeming millions in a state of peace and security
+unknown before in India.
+
+Opposite the entrance rise the walls of the Palace of Akbar, curiously
+decorated with brilliant blue mosaics of animals and arabesques.
+
+We visited the armoury--a remarkably fine collection of weapons--not the
+least interesting being those taken from the Sikhs and French in the
+earlier part of the last century. Opposite the armoury, and across a small
+beautifully-paved court, were the private apartments of Shah Jehan. They
+reminded me very much of the Alhambra, only, instead of the honeycomb
+vaulted ceilings, and arches decorated in stucco by the Moors, the Eastern
+architect inlaid his ceilings with an extraordinary incrustation of glass,
+usually silvered on the back, but also frequently coloured, and giving a
+strange effect of mother-o'-pearl inlay, bordering on tawdriness when
+examined in detail.
+
+It is possible that this coloured glass actually had its intended effect
+of inlaid jewels, and that the gem-encrusted walls, so enthusiastically
+described by Tavernier and others, as almost matching the peacock throne
+itself, may have been but imitation.
+
+Many of the pilasters were, however, very beautiful--of white marble
+inlaid with flower patterns of coloured stones--while the arched window
+openings were filled in with creamy tracery of fair white marble.
+
+Leaving the fort after an all too short visit, we crossed to the great
+mosque built by Aurungzeb. Ascending--from a garden bright with flowers
+and blossoming trees--a flight of broad steps, we found ourselves at the
+end of a rectangular enclosure, at each corner of which stood a red column
+not altogether unlike a factory chimney. In the centre was a circular
+basin, very wide, and full of clear water, while in front, three white
+marble domes rose like great pearls gleaming against the cloudless blue.
+The mosque itself is built of red--dark red--sandstone, decorated with
+floral designs in white marble.
+
+We climbed one of the minarets, and had a view of the city at our feet,
+and the green and fertile plains stretching dim into the shimmering haze
+beyond the Ravee River.
+
+Then back to the hotel through the teeming alleys and down to the
+station--the road, that we had found so bitterly cold in the early morning,
+now a blaze of sunlight, where the dust stirred up by the shuffling feet
+of the wayfarers quivered in the heat, and the shadows of men and beasts
+lay short and black beneath them.
+
+We were not sorry to seek coolness in the bare railway carriage, and let
+the fresh wind fan us as we sat by the open window and watched the flat,
+monotonous landscape sliding past.
+
+The journey from Lahore to Rawal Pindi is not a very long one--only about
+170 miles, or less than the distance from London to York; but an Indian
+train being more leisurely in its movement than the Great Northern Express,
+gave us ample time to contemplate the frequent little villages--all very
+much alike--all provided with a noisy population, among which dogs and
+children were extremely prevalent; the level plains, broken here and there
+by clumps of unfamiliar trees, and inhabited by scattered herds of water
+buffaloes, cattle, and under-sized sheep, all busily engaged in picking up
+a precarious livelihood, chiefly roast straw, as far as one could see!
+
+We had grown so accustomed to the monotony of the plains, that when we
+suddenly became aware of a faint blue line of mountains paling to snow,
+where they melted into the sky, the Himalayas came upon us almost with a
+shock of surprise.
+
+As we drew nearer, the rampart of mountains that guards India on the north,
+took form and substance, until at Jhelum we fairly left the plain and
+began to ascend the lower foothills.
+
+Between Jhelum and Rawal Pindi the line runs through a country that can
+best be described by that much abused word "weird." Originally a
+succession of clayey plateaux, the erosion of water has worn and
+honeycombed a tortuous maze of abrupt clefts and ravines, leaving in many
+cases mere shafts and pinnacles, whose fantastic tops stand level with the
+surrounding country. The sun set while we were still winding through a
+labyrinth of peaks and pits, and the effect of the contrasting red gold
+lights and purple shadows in this strange confused landscape was a thing
+to be remembered.
+
+We rolled and bumped into Pindi at 8 P.M., having travelled nearly 1000
+miles during our two days and nights in the train.
+
+Our friends the Smithsons were on the platform waiting to receive us and
+welcome us as strangers and pilgrims in an unknown land. They have only
+remained here to meet us, and they proceed to Kashmir to-morrow, sleeping
+in a carriage in the quiet backwater of a siding, to save themselves the
+worry of a desperately early start to-morrow morning.
+
+The direct route into Kashmir by Murree is impassable, the snow being
+still deep owing to a very late spring following a severe winter. This
+will oblige us to go round by Abbotabad, so I wired to my friend General
+Woon to warn him that we propose to invade his peaceful home.
+
+_Sunday, March 26._--We stayed a couple of days at Pindi, in order to make
+arrangements for transporting ourselves and our luggage into Kashmir. The
+journey can be made _viâ_ Murree in about a couple of days by mail tonga,
+but it is a joyless and horribly wearing mode of travel. The tonga, a
+two-wheeled cart covered by an arched canvas hood and drawn by two
+half-broken horses, holds a couple of passengers comfortably, who sit
+behind and stare at the flying white ribbon of road for long, long hours,
+while the driver urges his wild career. The horses are changed every ten
+miles or so, and horrible and blood-curdling tales are extant of the
+villainy and wrong-headedness of some of these tonga ponies, how they jib
+for sheer pleasure, and leap over the low parapet that guards them from
+the precipice merely to vex the helpless traveller. When we suggested that
+to sit facing the past might be conducive to a sort of sea-sickness and
+certainly to headache, and that a total absence of view was to be
+deprecated, it was impressed upon us that if the horses darted over the
+"khud," we could slip out suddenly and easily, leaving the driver and the
+ponies to be dashed to pieces by themselves! This appeared sound, but,
+upon inquiry I could not hear that any accident had ever happened to any
+traveller going into Kashmir by tonga.
+
+Besides the tonga, there are other modes of going into Kashmir. For
+instance, the sluggish bullock-cart--safe, deliberate, and affording ample
+leisure for admiring the scenery; the light native cart, or ekka,
+consisting of a somewhat small body screened by a wide white hood, and
+capable of holding far more luggage than would at first sight seem
+possible, and drawn by a scraggy-looking but much enduring little horse
+tied up by a wild and complicated system of harness (chiefly consisting of
+bits of old rope) between a pair of odd V-shaped shafts.
+
+Finally, there is the landau--a civilised and luxurious method of
+conveyance which greatly appealed to us. We decided upon chartering a
+landau for ourselves and servant, and two ekkas to carry the heavy baggage.
+
+Mr. de Mars, the landlord of the hotel, was most obliging in helping us to
+arrange for our journey, promising to provide us with carriage and ekkas
+for a sum which did not seem to me to be at all exorbitant.
+
+I soon found, however, that the worthy Sabz Ali did not at all approve of
+the arrangement. It was extremely hard to find out by means of his scant
+English what he proposed to do; but I decided that here was an excellent
+opportunity of finding out what he was good for, so we determined to give
+him his head, and let him make his own arrangements.
+
+A smile broke over his swarthy face for a moment, and he disappeared,
+coming back shortly afterwards just as the already ordered ekkas made
+their appearance.
+
+These he promptly dismissed--much to the vexation of Mr. de Mars; but I
+explained to him that I intended to see if my man was really to be
+depended upon as an organiser, and that I should allow him to work upon
+his own lines.
+
+We had arranged to sleep in a carriage drawn into a siding at the station,
+to avoid a very early start next morning. So after dinner we strolled down
+towards our bedroom to find our henchman on the platform, full of zeal and
+energy. I found out (with difficulty) that he proposed to go on to Hassan
+Abdal with the luggage that night by goods train; that we should find him
+there next morning, and that all would be right. So he departed, and we
+rolled ourselves up in our "resais," and wondered how it would all turn
+out.
+
+On Friday morning we rattled out of Rawal Pindi about seven, and slowly
+wound through a rather stony and uninteresting country, until we arrived
+at the end of our railway journey about ten o'clock, and scrambled out at
+the little roadside station.
+
+Our excellent factotum, Sabz Ali, awaited us with a capacious landau, and
+informed us that the heavy baggage had gone on in the ekkas. So we set
+forth at once on our 42-mile drive to Abbotabad without "reposing for a
+time in the rich valley of Hussun Abdaul, which had always been a
+favourite resting-place of the Emperors in their annual migrations to
+Cashmere" (_Lalla Rookh_).
+
+The landau, though roomy and comfortable, was, like Una's lion, a "most
+unhasty beast," and we rolled quite slowly and deliberately over a
+distinctly uninteresting plain for about twenty miles, until we came to
+Haripur, a pretty village enclosed in a perfect mass of fruit trees in
+full bloom.
+
+Here we changed horses, and lunched at the dâk bungalow--a first and
+favourable experience of that useful institution. The dâk bungalow
+generally consists of a simple wooden building containing a dining-room
+and several bedrooms opening on to a verandah, which usually runs round
+three sides of the house. The furniture is strong and simple, consisting
+of tables, bedsteads, and some long chairs. A khansamah or cook provides
+food and liquor at a fixed and reasonable rate.
+
+Travellers are only permitted to remain for twenty-four hours if the rooms
+are wanted, each person paying one rupee (1s. 4d.) for a night, or half
+that amount for a mere day halt.
+
+The khansamah would appear to be the only functionary in residence until
+the hour of departure draws near, when a whole party of
+underlings--chowkidars, bheesties, and sweepers--appear from nowhere in
+particular; and the lordly traveller, having presented them with about
+twopence apiece, rolls off along the dusty white road, leaving the
+khansamah and his myrmidons salaaming on the verandah.
+
+We made the mistake of over-tipping at first in India, not realising that
+a couple of annas out here go as far as a shilling at home; but it is a
+mistake which should be rectified as soon as possible, for you get no
+credit for lavishness, but are merely regarded as a first-class idiot. No
+sane man would ever expend two annas where one would do!
+
+On leaving Haripur the road began to ascend a little, and at the village
+of Sultanpur we entered a valley, through which a shrunken stream ran, and
+which we crossed more than once.
+
+Then a long ascent of about eleven miles brought us near our destination.
+
+It had been threatening rain all the afternoon, and now the weather made
+its threat good, and the rain fell in earnest. It grew dark, too; and,
+finally, not having had any reply to my telegram to General Woon, we did
+not know whether we were expected or not.
+
+Sabz Ali, however, had no doubts on the matter. We were approaching his
+own particular country, and whether "Gen'l 'Oon Sahib" was there to
+entertain us or not, _he_ was; and so it was "alright."
+
+Our poor horses were done to a turn, a heavy landau with five people in it,
+as well as a fair amount of luggage, being no trifle to drag up so long
+and steep a hill. So we had to walk up the last rise to the General's
+house in the dark and rain, mildly cheered, however, by finding the two
+ekkas just arrived with the baggage.
+
+A most hearty greeting from my old friend and his charming wife awaited us,
+and after a hasty toilet and an excellent dinner we felt at peace with all
+the world.
+
+Both yesterday (Saturday) and to-day it has been cold and disagreeable.
+The past winter, I am told, has been a very severe one, and the melancholy
+brown skeletons of all the eucalyptus trees in the place show the dismal
+results of the frost.
+
+This forenoon the day darkened, and a very severe thunderstorm broke. So
+dark was it at lunch that candles had to be lighted in haste, and even now
+(4 P.M.) I can barely see to write.
+
+_Thursday, March_ 30.--Monday was showery, and Tuesday decidedly wet; but,
+in spite of the hospitable blandishments of our kind hosts, we were most
+anxious to get on, as, having arranged with the Smithsons to go into the
+Astor district to shoot, it was most important to reach Srinagar before
+the first of April--the day upon which the shooting passes were to be
+issued to sportsmen in rotation of application. Knowing that only ten
+passes were to be given for Astor, and that several men were ahead of me,
+I felt that we were running it somewhat fine to leave only three days for
+the journey.
+
+General Woon, who knew Kashmir well, did his very best to dissuade us from
+attempting the passes into Astor, reading to us gloomy extracts from his
+journal, and pointing out that it was no fit country for a lady in early
+spring.
+
+He did much to shake our enthusiasm, but still I felt we must do our best
+to "keep tryst" with the Smithsons. So, on Tuesday, we sent on the heavy
+luggage in two ekkas which Sabz Ali had procured, the two others being
+only hired from Hassan Abdal to Abbotabad.
+
+Sabz Ali had pointed out that, although he himself was a wonderful man,
+and could do almost, if not quite, everything, a second servant would be
+greatly to our (and his) advantage. So, acting on my permission, he
+engaged one Ayata--a gentle person of a sheep-like disposition, who did
+everything he was told, and nothing that he was told not to, during our
+sojourn in Kashmir.
+
+
+[1] Robertson's _India_, Appendix.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV
+
+ABBOTABAD TO SRINAGAR
+
+Dismal tidings came in of floods and storms on the Hassan Abdal road. The
+river had swollen, and both men and beasts had been swept away while
+trying to cross. Undeterred, however, by such news, even when backed by
+warnings and persuasions from our friends, we set forth in the rain
+yesterday morning. The prospect was not cheerful--a grey veil of cloud lay
+over all the surrounding hills, here and there deepening into dark and
+angry thunder-clouds. The road was desperately heavy, but the General had
+most kindly sent on a pair of mules ahead, and, with another pair in the
+shafts, our own nags took a holiday as far as Manserah.
+
+The weather grew worse. It rained very heavily and thundered with great
+vigour, and as we straggled up the deeply-muddied slope to the dâk
+bungalow at Manserah we felt somewhat low; but we did not in the least
+realise what was before us!
+
+Our road had lain through fairly level plains, with low cuttings here and
+there, where the saturated soil was already beginning to give way and fall
+upon the road in untidy heaps; but this did not foreshadow what might
+occur later.
+
+At Manserah we met Hill and Hunt, two young gunners, _en route_ for Astor.
+They left in a tonga soon after we arrived, and we did not expect to see
+their speedier outfit again.
+
+Being pressed for time, we only had a cup of cocoa, and then hastened on
+our dismal career.
+
+The road grew steeper, winding over some low hills, but we could not see
+very much, as the whirling cloud masses blotted out all the view.
+By-and-by it bent towards a pine-clad hill, and began to ascend steeply.
+By this time we were very wet, as we had to walk up the hills to ease the
+horses. The scene was extraordinary, as the great thunder-clouds boiled up
+and over us--tawny yellow, and even orange in the lights, and dull and
+solid lead colour in the depths. The distance was invisible, but gleams
+now and again revealed, through the drifts of rain, wide stretches of
+cultivated land lying below us, and a ragged forest of pines piercing the
+mist above.
+
+Dripping, we walked by our wet horses up to the top of the pass, hoping
+for a swift and easy descent on the farther side to Ghari Habibullah,
+where we intended to sleep, as we had given up all idea of being able to
+get on to Domel.
+
+Presently the horses were pulled up sharply as a ton or two of rock and
+earth came crashing upon the road in front of us.
+
+More fallen masses encumbering the way farther on made us feel rather
+anxious, until, on rounding a corner, we found the whole road barred by a
+huge mass of rock and soil.
+
+It was blowing hard, the stormy wind striking chill and bleak through the
+bending pines; it was raining in torrents; it was 5 P.M., and we were
+still some six miles from the haven where we would be; so, after a short
+and utterly ineffectual attempt to get the carriage past the obstacle,
+Jane and I set off to walk down the hill and seek help.
+
+It was exciting, as we had to dodge the rock-falls and run past the
+shaky-looking places! At a turn of the road we came upon the gunners'
+tonga, embedded in a mud-slide. The occupants had had an escape from total
+wreck, as one of the ponies had swerved over the khud, but the other saved
+the situation by lying down in the mud! Hunt had gone off into the
+landscape to try for a village and help, while Hill remained to wrestle
+with the tonga, which, however, remained obstinately immovable. We could
+do nothing to mend matters, so we fled on, meeting Hunt, with a few
+natives and a shovel, on his way back to the scene of action.
+
+After an hour and a half of very anxious work, we emerged at dusk from the
+wood, hoping our troubles were over. We could dimly see, and hear, through
+the mist a stream below us; but, alas! no bridge was visible. I
+commandeered a man from the first hut we came to, and tried by signs to
+make him understand that he was to carry the lady across the river; but,
+luckily, just as we reached the bank of what was a very nasty-looking
+stream in full spate, the liberated tonga overtook us, and Jane was
+bundled into it, while we three men waded. The stream was strong and up to
+our knees, and level with the tonga floor, and the horses getting
+frightened began to jib. Hill seized one by the head, and Jane was safely
+drawn to shore and sent on her way under guidance of the driver, while we
+tramped on in the dark until a second torrent barred our way. Here, in the
+gloom, we made out the tonga empty, and stuck fast against the far bank.
+It was all right though, for Jane had crawled out at the front and
+wandered on in search of the dâk bungalow, leaving the driver squatting
+helplessly beside the water.
+
+It was so dark that she missed the bungalow, which stands a little above
+the road, and struggled on till she came to a small cluster of native huts.
+One of the inhabitants, on being boldly accosted, was good enough to point
+out the way, and so the re-united party--tired, wet, and with no prospect
+of dry clothing--took possession of the cheerless-looking dâk bungalow.
+Things now began to improve. To our joy we found our ekkas with their
+contents drawn up in the yard. And while a fire was being encouraged into
+a blaze, and the lean fowl was being captured and slain on the back
+premises, we obtained dry garments--of sorts--from the baggage.
+
+Madame's dinner costume consisted of a blue flannel garment--nocturnal by
+design--delicately covered by a quilted dressing-gown, and the rest of us
+were _en suite_, a great lack of detail as to collars and foot-wear being
+apparent! Nevertheless, the fire blazed royally, and we ate up all the old
+hen and called for more, and prepared to make a night of it until, about
+ten o'clock, our bearer Sabz Ali appeared, with a train of coolies carrying
+our bedding and the other contents of the derelict carriage.
+
+This morning the two young gunners departed on foot, leaving their tonga,
+as the road to Domel is reported to be quite impassable. They intend to
+walk by a short cut over the hills, and get on as best they may, the race
+for Astor being a keen one.
+
+We decided to remain here, the weather being still gloomy and unsettled,
+and the road being impossible for a lady.
+
+At noon the landau was brought in, minus a step and very dirty, but
+otherwise "unwounded from the dreadful close."
+
+Ghari Habibullah is not at all a cheerful spot, as it appears, the centre
+of a grey haze, with dense mist low down on the surrounding mountains.
+Sabz Ali, too, complains of fever, which is not surprising after the
+wetting and exposure of yesterday; and when a native gets "fever" he curls
+up and is fit for nothing, and won't try.
+
+The dâk bungalow stands on a little plateau overlooking the road and a
+swift river, whose tawny waves were loaded with mud washed from the hills
+by recent storms. On a slope opposite, the queer, flat-roofed native
+village perched, and above it swirled a misty pall which hid all but the
+bases of the hills. To this village we strolled, but it was not
+interesting; the inhabitants did not seem wildly friendly, and the mud and
+dirt and dogs were discouraging. So we roamed along the Domel road till we
+came to a high cliff of conglomerate, which had recently been shedding
+boulders over the track to an alarming extent; so, deciding that it would
+be merely silly to risk getting our heads cracked, we turned back, and,
+re-crossing the river, clambered up a steep path above the right bank. Here
+we soon found great rents and rifts where falling rocks had come bounding
+down the steeps from above, so once more we turned tail, and, giving up
+the idea of any more country walks in that region, betook ourselves to the
+gloomy and chilly bungalow. The only really delightful things we saw
+during our doleful excursion were a lovely clump of big, rose-coloured
+primula, drooping from the clefts of a steep rock, and a pair of large and
+handsome kingfishers,[1] pursuing their graceful avocations by a roadside
+pool--their white breasts, ruddy flanks, and gleaming blue backs giving a
+welcome note of colour to the sedate and misty grey of the landscape.
+
+_Tuesday, April_ 4.--Thirty-six hours of Ghari Habibullah give ample time
+for the loneliest recluse to pant for the bustle of a livelier world. We
+were so bored on Thursday that we determined to push on, _coûte que coûte_,
+on Friday morning, although a note sent back by one of the gunners from
+Domel, by a coolie, informed us that the road about a mile short of that
+place was completely blocked by a fallen mass of some hundreds of tons.
+
+Our henchman having somewhat recovered of his fever, thanks to a generous
+exhibition of quinine, we gave the order to pack and start, hoping to
+achieve the twelve miles which separated us from Domel, even though the
+last bit had to be done on foot. About two miles from Ghari Habibullah we
+came to the Kashmir custom-house, presided over by a polite gentleman,
+whose brilliant purple beard was a joy to look upon.
+
+Most of the elderly natives dye their beards with, I think, henna,
+producing a fine orange effect, but purple...!
+
+ _Bottom_. What beard were I best to play it in?
+
+ _Quince_. Why, what you will.
+
+ _Bottom_. I will discharge it in either your straw-coloured beard, your
+ orange-tawny beard, your purple-in-grain beard, or your
+ French-crown-colour beard, your perfect yellow
+
+_Midsummer Night's Dream_,
+
+Act I. Sc. 2.
+
+ "What _coloured beard_ comes next by the window?"
+
+ "A black man's, I think."
+
+ "I think a _red_: for that is most in fashion."
+
+RAM ALLY.
+
+Truly, until I beheld that tax-gatherer of the Orient, I had no idea that
+the "purple-in-grain" beard existed outside a poet's fancy!
+
+The road took us along the left bank of the river, whose soil-stained
+waters churned their way through a wild and rocky gorge. On our left the
+mountain rose bare and steep, fringed with a few straggling bushes, and
+here and there a clinging patch of rose-coloured primula. Part of the
+conglomerate cliff had come down and obliterated the road, but a party of
+coolies was busily at work, and, after about an hour's delay, we
+triumphantly bumped our way past.
+
+The road now led steadily upward, leaving an ever-increasing slope (or
+khud) between it and the river, until it attained a height of over a
+thousand feet, when, turning to the left, it swung over the watershed, and
+began to descend into the valley of the Kishenganga. Through the haze we
+could make out Domel, our goal, lying far below, and then the old Sikh
+fort of Musafferabad.
+
+The road was so encumbered with rock-falls that we walked the greater part
+of it, until we came to the new bridge over the Kishenganga, whose dark
+red waters rush into the Jhelum about a mile below.
+
+Here was Musafferabad, the whole place a confused jumble of wheeled
+traffic caught up by the big landslip in front. Passing, amid the chatter
+and clamour of men and beasts, through the medley of bullock-carts and
+ekkas that crowded every available space, we hauled the carriage through
+the bed of a watercourse whose bridge was broken. Up over the prostrate
+trunk of a fallen tree we regained the road, to find ourselves in front of
+the big landslip of which we had been warned. It consisted of some
+thousands of tons of dark red mud and loose boulders, and it blocked the
+road for fully a couple of hundred yards.
+
+A large and energetic swarm of coolies was busily engaged in "tidying up."
+This was apparently to be achieved by means of shovels, each little shovel
+worked by two men--one to shovel, and the other to assist in raising it
+when full by means of a little rope round the head. This labour had to be
+lubricated by much conversation.
+
+It seemed upon the whole unlikely that a path could be made for a
+considerable time, so we lunched peacefully in the carriage, a pair of
+extremely friendly crows assisting at the feast, and then, leaving our
+landau to follow as best it might, we walked into Domel, crossing the
+Jhelum by a fine bridge.
+
+The dâk bungalow, prettily placed in a clump of trees, seemed the abode of
+luxury to us after the discomfort of Ghari Habibullah, and we fondly hoped
+that, being now upon the main road which runs from Rawal Pindi to Srinagar,
+our troubles were over.
+
+Saturday was the 1st of April, the day upon which I should have applied
+for my pass for Astor. Wiring to Srinagar to explain that I was in Kashmir
+territory (which I subsequently found was enough to entitle me to a pass),
+and also to Smithson to say that we were making the best of our way to
+join him, we "took the road" after breakfast.
+
+The carriage and the two ekkas had come in early, having been unloaded and
+then carried bodily over the "slide."
+
+A broad and smooth road, whose gentle gradient of ascent was merely
+sufficient to keep us level with the river bank, opened up an alluring
+prospect of ease and comfort. We lay back on our comfortable cushions and
+watched the clouds as they swept over the mountains, hiding all but
+occasional glimpses of snow-streaked slopes and steep and barren ridges.
+
+The valley of the Jhelum between Domel and Ghari is not beautiful--merely
+wide and desolate, with steep hills rising from the river, their lower
+slopes sparsely clad with leafless scrub, their shoulders merging into the
+dull mist which hangs around their invisible summits.
+
+Alas! it soon became apparent that our troubles were not over. The cliffs
+above us became steeper, and the familiar boulder reappeared upon the road.
+Small landslips gave us a good deal of trouble, although we had no serious
+difficulty before reaching Ghari. Here we were told that a complete
+"solution of continuity" in the road at Mile 46 would prevent our reaching
+Chakhoti, so we reluctantly decided to remain where we were for the night.
+Although a cold and dull spring afternoon is not exciting at Ghari, where
+distractions are decidedly scanty, we found interest in the discovery of
+the Smithsons' heavy luggage, which had been sent on from Rawal Pindi ages
+ago. Here it lay in the peaceful backwater of a native caravansary, piled
+high on a bullock-cart, whose placid team lay near pensively chewing the
+"cud of sweet and bitter fancy," and apparently quite innocent of any
+intention of moving for a week or two!
+
+We extracted the charioteers from a neighbouring hut, and gave them to
+understand, by means of Sabz Ali, that hanging was the least annoyance
+they would suffer if they didn't get under way "ek dam" at once. They
+promptly promised that their oxen--like Pegasus--should fly on the wings
+of the wind, and, having seen us safely round a corner, departed
+peacefully to eat another lotus.
+
+The luggage arrived in Srinagar towards the end of the month.
+
+Sunday morning saw us again battling with a perfect coruscation of
+landslips; so "jumpy" was it in many places that we sat with the carriage
+doors ajar, in hopes that a timely dart out might enable us to evade a
+falling rock. At Mile 46 we were held up for an hour until a ramp was made
+over a bad slide, and the carriage and ekkas were unloaded and got across.
+The landau looked for all the world like a great dead beetle surrounded by
+ants, as, man-handled by a swarm of coolies, it was hauled, step by step,
+over the improvised track. A landau is not at all a suitable or convenient
+carriage for this sort of work, and had we guessed what was before us we
+should most certainly have employed the handier tonga.
+
+The road to-day, cut as it was out of the steep flank of the mountain, was
+magnificent, but, in its present condition, nerve-shattering. Fallen
+boulders and innumerable mud-slides constantly forced us to get out and
+walk, while the sturdy little horses tugged the carriage through places
+where the near wheels were frequently within a few inches of the broken
+edge of the road, while far below Jhelum roared hungrily as he foamed by
+the foot of a sheer precipice.
+
+Reaching Chakhoti about four o'clock, we decided to remain there for the
+night, as it was growing late and the weather looked gloomy and
+threatening. Although we had only achieved a short stage of twenty-one
+miles, there was no suitable place for a night's halt until Uri, distant
+some thirteen miles and all uphill.
+
+About half a mile above Chakhoti there is a rope bridge over the Jhelum,
+and after tea we set forth to inspect it.
+
+The river is here about 150 yards wide and extremely swift, and I confess
+the means of crossing it, although practised with perfect confidence by
+the natives, did not appeal to me.
+
+From two great uprights, formed from solid tree-trunks, three strong ropes
+were stretched--the upper two parallel, and the third, about four feet
+lower, was equidistant from each.
+
+These three ropes were kept in their relative positions by wooden
+stretchers--something like great merrythoughts, lashed at intervals of a
+few yards--
+
+ "And up and down the people go,"
+
+stepping delicately upon the lower rope, and holding on to the upper ones
+with their hands. The uncomfortable part seemed to the unpractised
+European to be where the graceful sweep of the long ropes brought the
+traveller to within a painfully close distance of the hurrying, hungry
+water, before he began to slither circumspectly up the farther slope!
+
+We stood for some little time watching the natives going to and fro,
+passing one another with perfect ease by means of a dexterous squirm, and
+carrying loads on their backs, or live fowls under their arms, with the
+utmost unconcern.
+
+We left Chakhoti early this morning--Tuesday--with the intention of
+getting right through to Baramula. The road was of course extremely bad,
+and the long ascent to Uri very hard upon our willing little nags. Of
+course they have had a remarkably easy time of it lately, as we have been
+limited to very short stages, and they are in excellent hard condition, so
+that we felt it no great hardship to ask them to do forty-two miles:
+albeit to drag a heavy landau containing five people and a good deal of
+luggage for that distance, with a rise of over 2000 feet, is a heavy
+demand upon a single pair of horses!
+
+The scenery was very fine as we toiled up the gorge, in which Uri stands
+on a plateau over the river and guards the pass into Kashmir valley.
+
+The ruins of an ancient fort rose on the near edge of the little plain.
+The Jhelum tore through a rocky gorge far below, and a dark semi-circle of
+mountains stood steeply up, their cloud-hidden summits giving fleeting
+glimpses of snow and precipice and pine-clad corries as the sun now and
+again shot through the clinging vapours.
+
+The dâk bungalow of Uri, white and clean, was most attractive, and I
+should imagine the place to be charming in summer, but as yet the short
+crisp turf is still brown from recent snow, and although hot in the sun,
+which now began to shine steadily, it was extremely cold in the shade,
+while lunch (or should I say "tiffin"?) was being got ready. I strolled
+over to the post-office to find--as usual--another urgent wire from
+Smithson several days old, beseeching me to secure my pass for Astor at
+once. Directly after lunch we set forward, and as the road on leaving Uri
+takes a long bend of some miles to the right to a point where the Haji Pir
+River is crossed, and then sweeps back along its right hank to a spot
+almost opposite the dâk bungalow, we thought that a short cut down to the
+water, which from our height seemed quite insignificant, and thence up to
+the road on the other side, would be a desirable stroll. As we walked down
+the steep path into the nullah a brace of red-legged partridges (chikor)
+rose in a great fuss, and sailed gaily across the river, whose roaring
+gained ominously in volume as we drew near. It soon became plain to us
+that everything is on a very big scale in this country, and that the
+clearness of the atmosphere helps to delude the unwary stranger. The
+little stream that seemed to require but an occasional stepping-stone to
+enable us to pass over dry-shod, proved in the first place to be much
+farther off than we had supposed, and when, after a hot scramble, we found
+ourselves on the bank, the stepping-stones were no more, but only here and
+there we saw the shoulders of huge rocks which doggedly threw aside the
+flying foam of a fair-sized river. It was obviously impossible to cross
+except by deep wading, but, being unwilling to own defeat, I yelled to a
+brown native on the far bank, and made signs that he should come and do
+beast of burthen. He, however, stolidly shook his head, pointed to the
+water, and then to his chest, and finally we sadly and wrathfully toiled
+back to the road we had so lightly left, and expended all our energies on
+attracting the notice of the carriage, which, having crossed the bridge,
+was crawling along the opposite face of the nullah, and when, after a hot
+three miles, we once more embedded ourselves amongst the cushions with a
+sigh of relief, we swore off short cuts for the future.
+
+We had been warned at Uri that there was a "bad place" at Mile 73, and
+sure enough, on rounding a bend, we came upon the familiar mass of
+semi-liquid red earth and a pile of boulders heaped across the road, the
+khud side of which had entirely given way. The usual crowd of coolies was
+busily engaged in trying to clear the obstruction by means of toothpicks
+and teaspoons.
+
+We quitted the carriage with a celerity engendered of much practice, and,
+having crossed the obstacle on foot, sat down to await the coming of our
+conveyance.
+
+It seemed perfectly marvellous that the heavy vehicle could be safely got
+over a jagged avalanche of earth and rock piled some eight or ten feet
+above the roadway, and having an almost sheer drop to the river entirely
+unguarded for some hundred yards, where the retaining parapet and even
+some of the road itself had gone.
+
+Amid much apparent confusion and tremendous chattering, a sort of rough
+ramp was engineered up the slip, and presently the horseless landau
+appeared borne in triumph by a mob of coolies superintended by our
+priceless Sabz Ali.
+
+For a minute we held our breath as one of the near wheels lipped the edge
+of the chasm, but the thing was judged to an inch, and in due time the
+sturdy chestnuts, the two ekkas, and all the luggage were assembled on the
+right side of what proved to be the last of the really bad slips.
+
+The road engineer, who arrived in great state on a motor cycle while we
+were executing the portage, told us that there were no more difficulties,
+but an officer who was going out, and whose tonga was checked also at the
+big slip, informed us that about a mile farther were two great boulders on
+the road, lying so that although a short vehicle such as a tonga or motor
+cycle could wriggle round, yet a long four-wheeled landau could not
+possibly execute the serpentine curve required.
+
+We therefore requisitioned a few coolies with crowbars, and set forward to
+attack the boulders. Sure enough there were two beauties, placed so that
+we could not possibly get by, until a large slice was chipped from the
+inner side of each.
+
+This done, our most excellent and skilful driver piloted his ponies
+through the narrow strait, and we felt that, at last, our troubles were
+over, and that we could breathe freely and admire at leisure the snowy
+peaks of the Kaj-nag beyond the Jhelum, and the rough wooded heights that
+frowned upon our right.
+
+I confess the relief was great, as we had endured six days of incessant
+strain on our nerves, never knowing when a turn of the road might bring us
+to an impassable break, or when the conglomerate cliffs beetling above
+might shed a boulder or two upon us!
+
+Passing the somewhat uninviting little village of Rampur, we crossed a
+torrent pouring out of a dark pine-clad gorge, and halted for tea by the
+curious ruined temple of Bhanyar. The building consists of a rectangular
+wall, cloistered on two sides of the interior and surrounding a small
+temple approached by a dilapidated flight of stone steps. I regret to be
+obliged to own that I know but a mere smattering of architecture. I do not
+feel competent therefore to discuss this, the first Kashmiri temple I have
+seen, upon its architectural merits. I only know that it struck me as
+being extremely small, and principally interesting from its magnificent
+background of shaggy forest and snow-capped mountain.
+
+Tea on a short smooth sward, starred with yellow colchicum, while the
+carriage, travel-stained and with one step lacking, stood on the road hard
+by, and the horses nibbled invigorating lumps of "gram" and molasses. Then
+the etna was returned to the "allo bagh" (yellow bag) and the tea things
+to the tiffin basket, and away we went along the now smooth and level road
+with only fifteen easy miles between us and Baramula.
+
+The vegetation had gradually grown much richer. The sparse and
+storm-buffeted pines and the rough scrub merged into a tangled mass of
+undergrowth and forest, where silver firs and deodars rose conspicuous.
+The little streams that rushed down the hillsides were fringed with
+maidenhair fern, lighted up here and there with a bunch of pink primula or
+a tiny cluster of dog violets.
+
+Jhelum had ceased from roaring, pursuing his placid path unwitting of the
+rush and fury that would befall him lower down, and by-and-by we emerged
+from the dark and forest-covered gorge into a wide basin where the river,
+now smooth and oily, reflected tall poplars and the red shoots of young
+dogwood.
+
+Through a village, round a sweep to the left, over a tract said to be much
+frequented by serpents, and then in the deepening and chilly dusk we made
+out Baramula, lying engirdled by a belt of poplars about a mile away.
+
+Glad were we, and probably gladder still our weary horses, to draw up
+before the uninviting-looking dâk bungalow, knowing that only thirty-five
+miles of level and open road lay now between us and Srinagar.
+
+The dâk bungalow of Baramula is, upon the whole, the worst we have yet
+sampled. No fire seemed able to impart any cheerfulness to the gloomy den
+we were shown into, and the dinner finally produced by the
+khansamah-kitmaghar-chowkidar (for a single tawny-bearded ruffian
+represented all these functionaries when the morning tip fell due) was not
+of an exhilarating nature. Strolling out to have a look at the town of
+Baramula, I shivered to see a heap of snow piled up against the wall. It
+snowed here, heavily, three days ago, I am told.
+
+We have not been, so far, altogether lucky in the weather. Bitter cold in
+Europe, cold at Port Saïd and Suez, chilly in the Red Sea, and wet at Aden!
+Distinctly chilly in India, excepting during the day; we seem to have hit
+off the most backward spring known here for many years. The Murree route,
+which was closed to us by snow, should have been clear a month earlier,
+and spring here seems not yet to have begun.
+
+_April_ 5.--We crept shivering to our beds last night, to be awakened at 6
+A.M. by an earthquake!
+
+I had just realised what the untoward commotion meant when I heard Jane
+from under her "resai" ask, "What _is_ the matter--is it an earthquake?"
+Almost before I could reply, she was up and away, in a fearful hurry and
+very little else, towards the open country.
+
+I followed, but finding hoar-frost on the ground and a nipping eagerness
+in the air, I went back for a "resai." The feeling was that of going into
+one's cabin in a breeze of wind, and the door was flapping about. Seizing
+the wrap in some haste, as I was afraid of the door jamming, I rejoined
+Jane in the open, to watch the poplars swaying like drunken men and the
+solid earth bulging unpleasantly. The shock lasted for three minutes, and
+when it seemed quite over we retired to our beds to try to get warm again.
+
+The morning at breakfast-time was perfectly beautiful. Baramula lay
+serenely mirrored in the silver waters of the Jhelum, its picturesque
+brown wooden houses clustering on both banks, and joining hands by means
+of a long brown wooden bridge. No signs of any unusual disturbance could
+be seen among the chattering crews of the snaky little boats and
+deep-laden "doungas" that lined the banks or furrowed the waters of the
+shining river.
+
+We left Baramula in high spirits to accomplish the five-and-thirty miles
+which still stretched between us and Srinagar. The scenery was quite
+different from anything we had yet known, for now we were in the broad
+flat valley of Kashmir, which stretches for some eighty miles from beyond
+Islamabad, on the N.E., to Baramula, planted at the neck where the Jhelum
+River, after spreading itself abroad through the fertile plain,
+concentrates to pour its many waters through the mountain barrier until it
+joins the Indus far away in Sind.
+
+A broad and level road stretched straight and white between a double row
+of stark poplars, reminding one of the poplar-guarded ways of Picardy;
+also (as in France) not only were the miles marked, but also the
+thirty-two subdivisions thereof. On the right hand the ground sloped
+slowly up in a succession of wooded heights, the foothills of the Pir
+Panjal, whose snow-crowned peaks enclose the Kashmir valley on the south.
+Opposite, through a maze of leafless trees, one caught occasional gleams
+of water where the winding reaches of the river flowed gently from the
+turquoise haze where lay the Wular Lake, and beyond--clear and pale in
+the clear, crisp air--shone a glorious range of snow mountains, stretching
+away past where we knew Srinagar must lie, to be lost in the distant haze
+where sky and mountain merged in the north-east.
+
+By the roadside we passed many small lakes, or "jheels," full of duck, but
+as there was never any cover by the sides I could not see how the duck
+were to be approached.
+
+We lunched at the fascinating little bungalow at Patan (pronounced
+"Puttun"), about half-way between Baramula and Srinagar. The Rest House
+stands back from an apparently extremely populous and thriving village,
+the inhabitants whereof were all engaged in conversation of a highly
+animated kind! In the compound stood a fine group of chenar trees
+(_Platanus orientalis_) whose noble trunks and graceful branches showed in
+striking contrast to the slender stems of the poplars. The guide-book
+informed us that an ancient temple lay in ruins near by, but we trusted to
+a later visit and determined to push on. By-and-by a fort-crowned hill
+rose above the tree-tops. This we took to be Hari Parbat, the ancient
+citadel of Srinagar, and presently, through the poplars and the willows
+queer wooden huts or châlets began to appear, and the increasing number of
+men and beasts upon the road showed the proximity of the city.
+
+Ekkas, white-hooded, with jingling bells hung round the scraggy necks of
+their lean ponies; brown men clad in sort of night-shirts composed of
+mud-coloured rags; brown dogs, humpy cattle, and children innumerable,
+swarmed upon the causeway in ever-increasing density until we drew up at
+the custom-house, and the usual jabber took place among Sabz Ali, the
+driver, and the officials.
+
+All appeared satisfactory, however, and we were presented with bits of
+brown paper scrawled over with hieroglyphics which we took to be passes,
+and drove on, leaving the native town apparently on our left and making a
+détour through level fields and between rows of poplars, until we swung
+round and crossed the river by a fine bridge. Here we first got some idea
+of the city of Srinagar, which lay spread around us, bisected by the broad,
+but apparently far from sluggish river, which seems here to be about the
+width of the Thames at Westminster at high water.
+
+Tier upon tier, the rickety wooden houses crowded either bank, the
+prevailing brown being oddly lighted up by the roofs, which were
+frequently covered with deep green turf. Here and there the steep and
+peculiar dome of a Hindu temple flashed like polished silver in the keen
+sunlight, while around and beyond all rose the ring of the everlasting
+hills, their peaks clear, yet soft, against a background of cloudless blue.
+
+Close below us stood a remarkably picturesque pile of buildings, of a
+mixed style of architecture, yet harmonising well enough as a whole with
+its surroundings. Over it flew a great "banner with a strange device," and
+we assumed (and rightly) that we looked upon the palace of His Highness
+Sir Pratab Singh, Maharajah of Jammu and Kashmir.
+
+Crossing the river, we dived into a bit of the native town, and were much
+struck by the want of colour as compared with an Indian street. Everything
+seemed steeped in the same neutral brown--houses, boats, people, and dogs!
+Emerging from the native street, with its open shop-fronts and teeming
+life, we drove for some little way along a straight level road, flanked,
+as usual, on either side by poplars of great size which ran through a
+brown, flat field, showing traces of recent snow, and finally finished our
+two-hundred-mile drive in front of the one and only hotel in all Kashmir.
+
+Our two little chestnuts, which had brought us right through from Chakhoti
+to Srinagar--a distance of about seventy-eight miles--in two days, were as
+lively and fit as possible, and playfully nibbled at each other's noses as
+they were walked off to their well-earned rest.
+
+The ekka horses, too, had brought our heavy luggage all the way from
+Abbotabad over a shocking road in the most admirable manner, and we had
+every reason to congratulate ourselves on having entrusted the arrangement
+of the whole business--the "bandobast" in native parlance--to our henchman
+Sabz Ali, who had thus proved himself an energetic and trustworthy
+organiser, and saving financier to the extent of some twenty rupees.
+
+I may emphasise here the importance of keeping one's heavy baggage in
+sight, herding on the ekkas in front, if possible, and keeping a wary eye
+and a firm hand on the drivers at all halts. The Smithsons, who had sent
+on their gear from Rawal Pindi some days before we got there, did not
+receive it in Srinagar until the 22nd of April. It took about five weeks
+to do the journey, and the rifle which I was obliged to leave in Karachi
+on the 19th of March finally turned up in Srinagar, after an infuriating
+and vain expenditure of telegrams, on the 1st of May!
+
+Of course, part of the delay was due, and all was attributed, to the
+unusually bad state of the roads. The heavy storms and floods which, by
+wrecking the road, had delayed us so much, naturally checked the heavy
+transport still more; and severe congestion of bullock-carts resulted at
+all the halting-places along the route. Still, the main cause of delay
+lies in the fact that the monopoly of transport has been granted by the
+Maharajah to one Danjibhoy, who charges what he pleases, and takes such
+time over his arrangements as suits his Oriental mind.
+
+The motto over the Transport Office door might well be "_Ohne Hast--mit
+Rast_!"
+
+The other (much-cherished) monopoly in this favoured land is that enjoyed
+by Mr. Nedou, the owner of THE HOTEL in Kashmir.
+
+We were advised when at Lahore to approach Mr. Nedou (who winters in his
+branch there) with many salaams and much "kow-towing," in order to make a
+certainty of being received into his select circle in Kashmir. The great
+man was quite kind, and promised that he would do his best for us; and he
+was as good as his word, as we were immediately welcomed and permitted to
+add two to the four persons already inhabiting the hostelry. I confess
+that, even after a dâk bungalow of the most inferior quality--such as that
+at Ghari Habibullah or Baramula--Mr. Nedou's hotel fails to impress one
+with an undue sense of luxury. In fact, it presented an even desolate and
+forlorn appearance with its gloomy and chilly passages and cheerless
+bed-vaults.
+
+
+[1] _N. Smyrnensis_ (?).
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V
+
+FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF SRINAGAR
+
+We learnt that the earthquake of this morning was far more than the
+ordinary affair that we had taken it to be. The hotel showed signs of a
+struggle for existence. Large cracks in the plaster, spanned by strips of
+paper gummed across to show if they widened, and little heaps of crumbled
+mortar on the floors, betrayed that the grip of mother earth had been no
+feeble one.
+
+Telegrams from Lahore inquired if the rumour was true that Srinagar had
+been much damaged, and reported an awful destruction and loss of life at
+Dharmsala. I think if we had fully known what an earthquake really meant,
+we should not have so calmly gone back to bed again!
+
+The advent of Mrs. Smithson upon the scene relieved a certain anxiety which
+we had felt as to immediate plans. The idea of rushing into Astor had been
+given up, we found--not so much on account of our tardy arrival, permits
+being still obtainable, but on account of the impossibility--at any rate
+for ladies--of forcing the high passes which the late season has kept
+safely sealed.
+
+Walter, having pawed the ground in feverish impatience for some days, had
+gone off into a region said to be full of bara singh; so we decided to
+possess our souls in patience for a little time, and remain quietly in
+Srinagar. Accordingly, instead of unpacking our "detonating musquetoons,"
+we exhumed our evening clothes, and began life in Srinagar with a cheerful
+dinner at the Residency.
+
+_Friday, April 7th_.--We are evidently somewhat premature here as far as
+climate goes. The weather since our arrival has become cold and grey, and
+we have seemed on the verge of another snowfall. However, the clerk of the
+weather has refrained from such an insult, contenting himself with sending
+a breeze down upon us fresh from the "Roof of the World," and laden with
+the chilly moisture of the snows. We have consumed great quantities of
+wood, vainly endeavouring to warm up the den which Mr. Nedou has let to us
+as a sitting-room. Fires are not the fashion in the public rooms--probably
+because the only "public" besides ourselves consist of one or two
+enterprising sportsmen, who doubtless are acclimatising themselves to camp
+life amid the snows, and have implored the proprietor to save his fuel and
+keep the outer doors open.
+
+Yesterday, we went on a shopping excursion down the river, our "hansom"
+being a long narrow sort of canoe, propelled and dexterously steered by
+four or five paddlers, whose mode of _digging_ along by means of their
+heart-shaped blades reminded me not a little of the Kroo boys paddling a
+fish-canoe off Elmina on the Gold Coast.
+
+We embarked close to the back of the hotel, at the Chenar Bagh, and went
+gaily enough down the strong current of what we took to be an affluent of
+the Jhelum. As a matter of fact, the European quarter forms an island, low
+and perfectly flat, the banks of which are heaped into a high dyke or
+"bund," washed on one side (the south) by the main river, and on the other
+by the Sunt-i-kul Canal, down which we have been paddling.
+
+The river life was most fascinating--crowds of heavy doungas lay moored
+along the banks--their long, low bodies covered in by matting, and their
+extremities sloping up into long peaked platforms for the crew.
+These--many of them women and children--were all clothed in neutral-tinted
+gowns, the only bit of colour being an occasional note of red or white in
+the puggaree of the men or skull-cap of the children. The married women
+invariably wore whity-brown veils over the head. The wooden houses that
+lined the banks were all in the general low scheme of colour, but a
+peculiar charm was added by the roofs covered in thick, green turf.
+
+Srinagar has been called the "Venice of the East," and, inasmuch as
+waterways form the main thoroughfares in both, there is a certain
+resemblance. Shikaras (the Kashmiri canoes) are first-cousins to
+gondolas--rather poor relations perhaps; both are dingy and clumsy in
+appearance, and both are managed with an extraordinary dexterity by their
+navigators.
+
+Both cities are "smelly," though Venice, even at its worst, stands many
+degrees above the incredible filth of Srinagar.
+
+Finally--both cities are within sight of snowy ranges; although it seems
+hardly fair to place in comparison the majestic range that overhangs
+Srinagar and the somewhat distant and sketchy view of the Alps as seen
+from Venice.
+
+Here, I think, all resemblance ceases. The charm of Venice lies in its
+architecture, its art treasures, its historical memories, and its
+interesting people.
+
+Srinagar has no architecture in particular, being but a picturesque chaos
+of tumble-down wooden shanties. It has no history worth speaking of, and
+its inhabitants are--and apparently have always been--a poor lot.
+
+Shopping in Srinagar is not pure and unadulterated joy. Down the river,
+spanned by its seven bridges, amidst a network of foul-smelling alleys,
+you are dragged to the emporiums of the native merchants whose
+advertisements flare upon the river banks, and who, armed with cards, and
+possessed of a wonderful supply of the English language, swarm around the
+victim at every landing-place, and almost tear one another in pieces while
+striving to obtain your custom.
+
+Samad Shall, in a conspicuous hoarding, announces that he can--and
+will--supply you with anything you may desire, including money--for he
+proclaims himself to be a banker.
+
+Ganymede, in his own opinion, is the only wood-carver worth attention.
+
+Suffering Moses is the prince of workers in lacquer, according to his own
+showing.
+
+The nose of the boat grates up against the slimy step of the landing-place,
+and you plunge forthwith into Babel.
+
+"Will you come to my shop?"
+
+"No--you are going somewhere else."
+
+"After?"
+
+"Perhaps!"
+
+"To-day, master?"
+
+"No--no time to-day."
+
+"To-morrow, then--I got very naice kyriasity [curiosity]--to-morrow,
+master--what time?"
+
+"Oh! get out! and leave me alone."
+
+"I send boat for you--ten o'clock to-morrow?"
+
+"No."
+
+"Twelve o'clock?" &c. &c.
+
+After a short experience of Kashmiri pertinacity and business methods, you
+cease from politeness and curtly threaten the river.
+
+Certainly the Kashmiri are exceedingly clever and excellent workers in
+many ways. Their modern embroideries (the old shawl manufacture is totally
+extinct) are beautiful and artistic. Their wood-carving, almost always
+executed in rich brown walnut, is excellent; and their _old_ papier-mâché
+lacquer is very good. The tendency, however, is unfortunately to abandon
+their own admirable designs, and assimilate or copy Western ideas as
+conveyed in very doubtful taste by English visitors.
+
+The embroidery has perhaps kept its individuality the best, although the
+trail of the serpent as revealed in "quaint" Liberty or South Kensington
+designs is sometimes only too apparent. Certain plants--Lotus, Iris,
+Chenar leaf, and so-called Dal Lake leaves, as well as various designs
+taken from the old Kashmir shawls, give scope to the nimble brains and
+fingers of the embroiderers, who, by-the-bye, are all male.
+
+Their colours, almost invariably obtained from native dyes, are excellent,
+and they rarely make a mistake in taste.
+
+The coarser work in wool on cushions, curtains, and thick white numdahs is
+most effective and cheap.
+
+Curiously enough, the best of these numdahs (which make capital rugs or
+bath blankets) are made in Yarkand; and Stein, in his _Sand-Buried Cities
+of Kotan_, found in ancient documents, of the third century or so, "the
+earliest mention of the felt-rugs or 'numdahs' so familiar to Anglo-Indian
+use, which to this day form a special product of Kotan home industry, and
+of which large consignments are annually exported to Ladak and Kashmir."
+
+The manufacture of carpets is receiving attention, and Messrs. Mitchell
+own a large carpet factory. Designs and colours are good, but the prices
+are not low enough to enable them to compete with the cheap Indian makes;
+nor, I make bold to say, is the quality such as to justify high prices.
+The shop of Mohamed Jan is well worth a visit, for three good
+reasons--first, because his Oriental carpets from Penjdeh and Khiva are of
+the best; second, because his house is one of the first specimens of a
+high-class native dwelling existing; and third, because he never worries
+his customers nor touts for orders--but, then, he is a Persian, and not a
+Kashmiri!
+
+The famous shawls which fetched such prices in England in early Victorian
+days are no longer valued, having suffered an eclipse similar to that
+undergone by the pictures of certain early Victorian Royal Academicians,
+and the loss of the shawl trade was a severe blow to Kashmir. With the
+exception of occasional specimens of these shawls, which, however, can be
+bought cheaper at sales in London, there are no _old_ embroideries to be
+got.
+
+The wood-carving industry, too, is quite modern; but, although of great
+excellence and ingenuity in manipulation, it does not appeal to me, being
+too florid and copious in its application of design. A restless confusion
+of dragons from Leh, lotus from the Dal Lake, and the ever-present chenar
+leaf, hobnob together with British--very British--crests and monograms on
+the tops of tables and the seats of chairs--portions of the furniture that
+should be left severely plain.
+
+British taste is usually bad, and to it, and not to Kashmiri initiative,
+must be ascribed the production of such exotic works as bellows
+embellished with chaste designs of lotus-buds, and afternoon tea-tables
+flaunting coats-of-arms (doubtless dating from the Conquest), beautifully
+carved in high relief just where the tray--the bottom of which is probably
+ornamented with a flowing design of raised flowers--should rest!
+
+The lacquered papier-maché work--often extremely pretty when left to its
+own proper Cabul pattern or other native design--aims too often at
+attracting the eye of the mighty hunter by introducing an inappropriate
+markhor's head. The old lacquer-work is difficult to get, and, when
+obtained, is high in price; but comparison between the old and the new
+shows the gulf that lies between the loving and skilful labour of the
+artist and the stupid and generally "scamped" achievement of him who
+merely "knocks off" candlesticks and tobacco-boxes by the score, to sell
+to the English visitor--papier-maché being superseded by wood, and lacquer
+by paint.
+
+The workers in silver, copper, and brass are many, but their productions
+are usually rough and inartistic. Genuine old beaten metal-work is almost
+unobtainable, although occasionally desirable specimens from Leh do find
+their way into the Srinagar shops.
+
+Chinese porcelain is to be got, usually in the form of small bowls; but it
+is not of remarkably good quality, and the prices asked for it are higher
+than in London.
+
+The jewellers' work is very far behind that of India. Amethysts of pale
+colour and yellow topaz are cheap. Fine turquoise do not come into Kashmir,
+but plenty of the rough stones (as well as imitations) are to be found,
+which, owing to a transitory fashion, are priced far above their intrinsic
+value. They come from Thibet.
+
+A great deal of a somewhat soft and ugly-coloured jade is sent from
+Yarkand, also agates and carnelian; beads of these are strung into rather
+uncouth necklets, which may be bought for half the sum first asked.
+
+Bargaining is an invariable necessity in all shopping in Kashmir, as
+everywhere else in the East, where the market value of an article is not
+what it costs to produce, but what can be squeezed for it out of the purse
+of the--usually--ignorant purchaser.
+
+Three things are essential to the successful prosecution of shopping in
+Srinagar:--
+
+(1) Unlimited time.
+
+(2) A command of emphatic language, sufficient to impress the native mind
+with the need for keeping to the point.
+
+(3) A liver in such thorough working order as to insure an extraordinary
+supply of good temper.
+
+Without all these attributes the acquisition of objects of "bigotry and
+vertue" in Srinagar is attended with pain and tribulation.
+
+The descent of the river is accomplished with ease and rapidity, but
+_revocare gradum_ involves much hard paddling, with many pants and grunts;
+and it was both cold and dark when we again lay alongside the bank of the
+Chenar Bagh, and scurried up the slippery bund to the hotel, with scarcely
+time to dress for dinner.
+
+_Sunday, 9th April_.--Friday was a horrible day--rainy, dull, and cold;
+but a thrill of excitement was sent through us by the news that Walter has
+shot two fine bara singh! Charlotte (who is nothing if not a keen
+sportswoman) was filled with zeal and the spirit of emulation, so we
+resolved to dash off down the river to Bandipur, join Walter--who has now
+presumably joined the ranks of the unemployed, being only permitted by the
+Game Laws to kill two stags--and take our pick of the remaining "Royals,"
+which, in our vivid imaginations, roamed in dense flocks through the
+nullahs beyond Bandipur!
+
+All Friday and yesterday, therefore, were devoted to preparation. I had
+already, through the kindness of Major Wigram, secured a shikari, who
+immediately demonstrated his zeal and efficiency by purchasing a couple of
+bloodthirsty knives and a huge bottle of Rangoon oil at my expense. I
+pointed out that one "skian-dhu" seemed to me sufficient for "gralloching"
+purposes, but he said two were better for bears. My acquaintance with
+bears being hitherto confined to Regent's Park, I bowed to his superior
+knowledge and forethought.
+
+A visit to Cockburn's agency resulted in the hire of the "boarded dounga"
+_Cruiser_, which the helpful Mr. Cockburn procured for us, in which to go
+down the river; also a couple of tents for ourselves with tent furniture,
+one for the servants, and a cooking tent.
+
+The local bootmaker or "chaplie-wallah" appeared, as by magic, on the
+scene, and chaplies were ordered. These consist of a sort of leather
+sandal strapped over soft leather boots or moccasins. They are extremely
+comfortable for walking on ordinary ground, but perfectly useless for hill
+work, even when the soles are studded with nails. The hideous but
+necessary grass shoe is then your only wear. The grass shoe, which is made
+as required by the native, is an intricate contrivance of rice straw, kept
+in position by a straw twist which is hauled taut between the big and next
+toe, and the end expended round some of the side webbing. The cleft sock
+and woollen boot worn underneath keep the feet warm, but do not always
+prevent discomfort and even much pain if the cords are not properly
+adjusted. However, the remedy is simple. Tear off the shoe, using such
+language as may seem appropriate to the occasion, throw it at the shikari's
+head, and order another pair to be made "ek dam"! Jane and I each
+purchased a yakdan, a sort of roughly-made leather box or trunk, strong,
+and of suitable size for either pony or coolie transport. Our wardrobe was
+stowed in these and secured by padlocks, and the cooking gear, together
+with a certain amount of stores in the shape of grocery, bread, and a
+couple of bottles of whisky were safely housed in a pair of large covered
+creels or "kiltas."
+
+Each of the party provided him or herself with a khudstick, consisting of
+a strong and tough shaft about five feet long, tapering slightly towards
+the base, where it is shod with a chisel-shaped iron end.
+
+Our staff of retainers had now been brought up to five--the shikari, Ahmed
+Bot, having procured a satellite, known as the chota shikari, a youth of
+not unprepossessing appearance, but whose necessity in our scheme of
+existence I had not quite determined. Ahmed Bot, however, was of opinion
+that all sahibs who wanted sport required two shikaris, so I imagined that
+while I was to be engaged with one in pursuit of bara singh, the other
+would employ himself in "rounding up" a few tigers for the next day's
+sport in another direction. Ahmed Bot agreed with me in the main, but did
+not feel at all sure about the tigers--he proposed ibex.
+
+The fifth wheel to our coach was a strikingly ugly person, like a
+hippopotamus, whose plainness was not diminished by a pair of enormous
+goggles; this was the harmless necessary sweeper, that pariah among
+domestics, whose usefulness is undreamed of out of India.
+
+After dinner last night we left the hotel, truly thankful to shake the
+dust of its gloomy precincts from our feet, and sought our boats, which
+were moored in the Chenar Bagh. How snug and bright the "ship" seemed
+after the murky corridors of Nedou! And yet the _Cruiser_ was not much to
+boast of, really, in the way of luxury.
+
+Let me describe a typical boarded dounga. Upon a long, low, flat-bottomed
+hull, which tapered to a sharp point at bow and stern, was raised a light
+wooden superstructure with a flat roof, upon which the passengers could
+sit. The interior was divided off into some half-a-dozen compartments, a
+vestibule or outer cabin held boxes, &c., and through it one passed into
+the dining or parlour cabin, which opened again to two little bedrooms and
+a couple of bathrooms. There was no furniture to speak of, but we had
+hired from Cockburn all that we required for the trip.
+
+The servants, as well as the crew of the dounga, were all stowed in a
+"tender" known as the cook boat--no one, except for navigating duties,
+having any business on board the "flagship."
+
+Charlotte Smithson had a smaller ship than ours--a light wooden frame,
+which supported movable matting screens or curtains, taking the place of
+our wooden cabins. The matted dounga looked as though it might be chilly,
+particularly if a strong wind came to play among the rather
+draughty-looking mats which were all that our poor friend had between her
+and a cold world!
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI
+
+OUR FIRST CAMP
+
+The fleet, consisting of four sail (I use this word in its purely
+conventional sense, a dounga having no more sails than a battleship), got
+under way about 5 A.M., while it was yet but barely daylight, and so we
+were well clear of Srinagar when we emerged from our cosy cabins into a
+world of clean air and brilliant colour.
+
+The broad smooth current of the Jhelum flowed steadily and calmly through
+a level plain, bearing us along at a comfortable four miles an hour, the
+crew doing little more than keep steerage-way with pole and paddle.
+
+Beyond the green, tree-studded levels to the south, the range of the Pir
+Panjal spread wide its array of dazzling peaks, while on the right towered
+the mountains which enclose the Sind Valley, culminating in the
+square-headed mass of Haramok. In the clear air the snows seemed quite
+close, although we knew that the snow-line was really some three thousand
+feet above the level of the valley.
+
+A day like this, as we sit on the little roof of our floating home
+watching the silent river unfold its shining curves, goes far to
+obliterate the memory of the fuss and worry inseparable from the exodus
+from Srinagar. After lunch we tied up for a while, and I took my gun on
+shore to try and pick up a few of the duck that dotted the waters of the
+little lakes or jheels which lay flashing amid the hillocks beyond the
+river banks. The shores of these being perfectly bare and open, it was
+obviously impossible to escape the keenly observant eyes of the duck,
+which appeared, unlike all other birds in Kashmir, to retain their
+customary wariness.
+
+Crouching low amid the furrows of a newly-ploughed field, I sent the
+shikari with a knot of natives to the far side of the water, whence they
+advanced in open line, splashing and shouting.
+
+Presently, with much fuss and indignant quacking, a cloud of duck rose,
+and, circling after their fashion, as though reluctant to quit their
+resting-place, gave me several chances of a long shot before, working high
+into the air, they departed with loud expostulation to some quieter haunt.
+
+Later in the afternoon we tied up to the bank for the night near a large
+jheel, where we all landed, Charlotte to try a rifle which she had
+borrowed, and I, if possible, to slay a few more duck, while Jane sat
+peacefully on a bank and enjoyed the glorious sunset.
+
+The bag having been swelled by the addition of another dozen
+"specimens"--obtained by the same manoeuvres as before--we strolled back
+to our ships in the luminous dusk, visions of roast "canard" floating
+seductively before our mental vision.
+
+There proved to be several varieties of duck among the countless flocks
+which I saw, notably mallard, teal, pochard, and shoveller. Likewise there
+were many coots, while herons, disturbed in their meditations by the
+untoward racket, flapped heavily away with disgusted squawks.
+
+Jane is getting along remarkably well with her Hindustani. I have just
+found her diary, and hasten to give an extract:--
+
+"Woke up very early; much bitten by pice. Tom started off to try and shoot
+a burra sahib, as he hears and hopes they've not yet shed all their horns."
+
+"He really looked very nice in his new Pushtoo suit, with putty on his
+legs and chaplains on his feet.... His chickory walked in front, carrying
+his bandobast."
+
+"9 A.M.--Sat down to my solitary breakfast of poached ekkas and paysandu
+tonga, with excellent chuprassies (something like scones). After breakfast,
+tried on my new kilta, which I have had made quite short for walking. I
+generally prefer walking to being carried in a pagdandy."
+
+"Then took another lesson in Hindustani from my murghi, though I really
+think I hardly require it! My attention a good deal distracted by the
+antics of a pair of bul-buls (not at all the same as our coo-coos) in the
+jungle overhead."
+
+"7 P.M.--T. returned after what he called a blank blank day. He found some
+bheesties (one of them a chikor ram or wild ghât) chewing the khud on a
+precipitous dâk."
+
+"They were rather far off, about a mile he thinks, but he couldn't get any
+nearer owing to a frightful ghari-wallah with deep piasses which lay
+between, so he put up his ornithoptic sight for 2000 yards and 'pumped
+lead' into the bheesties for half-an-hour."
+
+"He says he _thinks_ he hit one, but they all went away--as his chickory
+remarked--'ek dam,' and Tom agreed with him."
+
+"He fell into a budmash on his way home and was half-drowned, but the
+chickory, assisted by a friendly chota-hazri, managed to pull him out ...
+quite an eventful day!"
+
+"10 P.M.--The body of the ram chikor has just been brought in. It looks as
+if it had been dead for weeks, but the doolie, who found it, says that in
+this climate a few hours is sufficient to obliterate a body.... Anyhow the
+head and tail seem all right.... Tom says the proper thing to do is to
+measure something--he can't quite remember whether it is the horns or the
+tail, but the latter seems the more remarkable, so we measured that, and
+found it to be 3 feet 4 inches."
+
+"By a little judicious pulling, the chickory, who knows all about
+measuring things, elongated it to 4 feet 3 inches."
+
+"This, he says, is a '_Record_'--how nice!"
+
+_Wednesday, April 12._--The place where we tied up was not far from the
+point where the Jhelum expands into the Wular Lake--a broad expanse of
+water, some seven or eight miles wide in places, which holds the proud
+record of being the largest lake in all India.
+
+The mountains rise steeply from its northern shores, and from their narrow
+glens, squalls swift and strong are said frequently to sweep over the open
+water, particularly in the afternoons. The bold sailormen of Kashmir are
+not conspicuous for nautical daring--in fact their flat-bottomed arks,
+top-heavy and unwieldy, destitute alike of anchor and rudder, are not fit
+to cope with either wind or wave; they therefore aim at punting hurriedly
+across the danger space as soon after dawn as may be--panting with
+exertion and terror, they hustle across the smooth and waveless water,
+invoking at every breath the protection of local saints.
+
+Long before we had left our beds, and blissfully unconscious of our awful
+danger, we were striking out for Bandipur, which haven we safely reached
+about 8 A.M. on a still and glorious morning.
+
+Then came the business of collecting coolies and ponies, and loading them
+up with the tents and lesser baggage under the direction of Sabz Ali and
+the shikari.
+
+By nine o'clock we were off. Charlotte and Jane, mounted astride a brace
+of native ponies, led the way, and, in ragged array, the rest of the
+procession followed. A quarter of a mile from the landing-place, clustered
+at the foot of a steep little hill--a spur from the higher ranges--lies
+the village of Bandipur, dirty and picturesque, with, its rickety-looking
+wooden houses, and its crowded little bazaar. It is a place of some
+importance in Kashmir, being the starting-point for the Astor country and
+Gilgit--and here the sahib on shikar bent, obtains coolies and ponies to
+take him over the Tragbal Pass into Gurais. A post and telegraph office
+stands proudly in the middle of the little village, and behind it lies a
+range of "godowns" filled with stores for the use of a flying column
+should the British Raj require to send troops quickly along the Gilgit
+road.
+
+Passing through into the open country, we found ourselves on a good
+road--good, that is to say, for riding or marching, as no roads in Kashmir
+are adapted for wheeled traffic excepting the main artery from Baramula to
+Srinagar, and the greater portion of the route from Srinagar to Gulmarg.
+This road we followed up a gradually narrowing valley, and over a brawling
+little river, until at Kralpura the Gilgit road begins the steep ascent to
+the Tragbal by a series of wide zigzags up the face of a mountain. The
+pass which we should have had to tackle, had we carried out our original
+intention of going into Astor for markhor and ibex, is nearly 12,000 feet
+above sea level, and is still securely and implacably closed to all but
+the hardiest sportsmen. A short cut, which we took up the hill face, led
+us through a rough scrub of berberis and wild daphne (the former just
+showing green and the latter in flower) until, somewhat scant of breath,
+we regained the road, and followed it to the left up a gorge. As the
+mountains closed in on either side, we began to look out for the camp,
+which we knew was not far up the nullah. Presently, turning off the Gilgit
+road, along a track to the left, we came upon Walter--bearded like the
+pard--a pard which had left off shaving for about a week. He was pensively
+sitting on a big sun-warmed boulder, beguiling the time while awaiting us
+by contemplating the antics of a large family of monkeys, which he pointed
+out to Jane, to her great joy.
+
+Tender inquiries as to camp and consequent lunch revealed the sad fact
+that some miles of exceedingly rough path yet lay betwixt us and the haven
+where we would be.
+
+So we pricked forward, along a sort of cattle track, across dirty
+snow-filled little gullies, and over rock-strewn slopes, until the white
+gleam of Walter's tent showed clear on its perch atop of a flat-roofed
+native hut.
+
+Crossing the stream which tumbled down the valley, by a somewhat "wobbly"
+bridge, and picking our way through the mixen which forms the approach to
+every well-appointed hut, we arrived upon the roof which supported the
+tent. This we achieved without any undue trouble, the building, like most
+"gujar" homes, being constructed on the side of a hill sufficiently steep
+to obviate the necessity for any back wall--the rear of the roof
+springing directly from the hillside. A Gujar village, owing to this
+peculiarity of construction, always looks oddly like a deposit of great
+half-open oysters clinging to the face of the hill.
+
+After a welcome lunch, the ladies both pronounced decidedly against
+remaining in or near the highly-scented precincts of the village. The
+argument that there was no flat ground excepting roofs to be seen was
+overruled; so Walter and I climbed a neighbouring ridge, and selected a
+site on the crest.
+
+It was not, certainly, a very good site for a camp, as it was so narrow
+that the unwary might easily step over the edge on either side, and
+toboggan gracefully either back on top of the aforesaid roof, or forward
+into a very rocky-bedded stream which employed its superfluous energy in
+tossing some frayed and battered logs from boulder to boulder, and which
+would have rejoiced greatly in doing the same to a fallen nestling from
+the eyry above.
+
+Neither was the ridge level, and our tents were pitched at such an angle
+that the slumberer whose grasp of the bed-head relaxed
+
+ "In the mist and shadow of sleep"
+
+was brought to wakefulness by finding his toes gently sliding out into the
+nipping and eager air of night.
+
+The holding-ground for the tent-pegs was not all that could be desired,
+and visions of our tents spreading their wings in the gale and vanishing
+into space haunted us.
+
+No--it was not an ideal camping-ground, and Jane, whose rosy dreams of
+camping in Kashmir had pictured her little white canvas home set up in a
+flowery mead by the side of a purling brook, gazed upon the rugged slopes
+which rose around--the cold snow gleaming through the shaggy
+pine-trees--with a shiver and a distinct air of disapproval.
+
+It grew more than chilly too, as the sun dipped early behind the ridge
+that rose jealous between us and the western light, and an icy breeze from
+the snow came stealing down the gorge and whispering among the taller
+tree-tops in the nullah at our feet.
+
+We were about 1500 feet above the Wular Lake, and snow lay in thick
+patches within a few yards of our tents, and had obviously only melted
+quite recently from the site of the camp, leaving more clammy mud about
+the place than we really required.
+
+As it is reasonable to suppose that the bilingual lady who composes the
+fashion columns of the _Daily Horror_ is most anxious to know how the fair
+sex was accoutred at our dinner party that night, I hasten to inform her
+that Charlotte was gowned in an elegant confection of Puttoo of a simply
+indescribable nuance of _crême de boue_--the train, extremely décolletée
+at the lower end, cunningly revealing at every turn glimpses of an
+enchanting pair of frou-frou putties.
+
+The neat bottines, _à la_ Diane Chasseresse, took a charming touch of
+lightness from the aluminium nails which decorated the "uppers" with a
+quaint and original Dravidian cornice.
+
+She carried a spring bouquet of wild onions _en branche_--ornaments (of
+course), diamonds.
+
+Every one remarked that Jane was simply too lovely for words, as, with the
+sweet simplicity of an _ingénue, en combinaison_ with the craft of a
+Machiavella (I beg to point out that I know my Italian genders), she
+draped her lissom form in the clinging folds of an enormous habit _de peau
+de brebis_--portions of ear and the tip of her nose tilted over the edge
+of the deep turned-up collar, which, on one side, supported the coquettish
+droop of the hairy "Tammy" that, dexterously pinned to the spikes of a
+diamond fender, gave a _clou_ to the entire "_sac d'artifice_."
+
+Walter, having already shot two bara singh and a serow, came under the
+"statute of limitations" of the Kashmir Game Laws, and had to sound the
+"cease firing" as regards these animals; but Charlotte and I, having
+"khubbar" of game, started at 7 A.M. in pursuit. She, attended by Walter
+and in tow of Asna (the best shikari in all Kashmir), followed up the
+nullah which lay to our right, while I deflected to the north. Having
+donned grass shoes, I started off up a very steep slope which rose
+directly behind the camp. Reaching snow within a few minutes of leaving my
+tent, I was glad to find it hard and the going good, the early sun not yet
+having had time to soften and destroy the crisp surface.
+
+Up and up we toiled, I puffing like any grampus--partly by reason of not
+yet being in good condition, and partly on account of the height, which
+was probably nearly 9000 feet above sea level. As we rose to the shoulder
+of the hill the gradient became much easier, and I had leisure to admire
+the panorama that stretched around the snowy ridge, which fell away
+abruptly on either side through dense pine forests. The day was quite
+glorious.... The sun, blazing in a cloudless sky, cast sharp steel-blue
+shadows where rock or tree stood between the snow and his nobility. The
+white peaks that rose around in marvellous array seemed so near in the
+bright air that it seemed as though one could see the smallest creature
+moving on their distant slopes. But there was little life observable in
+this still and silent world--nothing but an occasional pair of crows
+flapping steadily over the woods, or a far vulture circling at a giddy
+height in the "blue dome of the air." Silence everywhere, except for the
+distant and perpetual voice of many waters murmuring in the unseen depths
+below.
+
+To the south--showing clear above the serrated back of the ridge beyond
+the camp--stood the Pir Panjal; pale ivory in the pale horizon below the
+sun. At the foot of the valley up which we had come yesterday, and partly
+screened by the intruding buttresses of its enfolding hills, the Wular
+Lake lay a shimmering shield of molten silver.
+
+In front, the sheeted mountains which guard Gurais and flank the icy
+portals of the Tragbal stood, a series of glistening slopes and
+cold-crowned precipices, while to the east Haramok reared his 17,000 feet
+into a threefold peak of snowy majesty.
+
+It was a sight to thank God for, and to remember with joy all the days of
+one's life. Doubtless there are many views as wonderful in this lovely
+land, but this was the first, and therefore not to be effaced nor its
+memory dimmed by anything that may come after.
+
+The shikari had not climbed the mountain's brow to waste time over scenery;
+so, having apparently gone as far as he wanted on the ridge, he plunged
+down among the silver firs to the right, and I, with my heart in my mouth,
+went after him. At first it seemed to the inexperienced that we were
+slithering down the most awful places, and that, should the snow give way,
+I should have to swiftly embrace the nearest tree to avoid being shot down,
+a human avalanche, farther than I cared to think. However, I soon found it
+was all right. A welcome halt for lunch brought the tiffin coolie to the
+front. A blanket spread upon the hard snow at the foot of a fir made an
+excellent seat, and a cold roast teal, an apple, and a small flask of
+whisky were soon exhumed from the basket. Water, or rather the want of it,
+was a difficulty, for I was uncommonly thirsty, and no sign of any water
+was to be seen. A judicious blending of the dry teal with bits of
+succulent apple overcame the drought, and the half-hour for refreshment
+passed all too quickly.
+
+The men considered it now time to get up some "shikar," so they invented a
+bear. This was exciting! They had separated (there were four of them) in
+search of traces of bara singh, &c., and some one found the bear, or its
+den, or a lock of its wool--I really couldn't quite ascertain which--but
+fearful excitement was the immediate result.
+
+A consultation took place in frenzied whispers. My rifle was peeled from
+its case, and we proceeded to scramble stealthily down a horribly steep
+face much broken by rocks. The shikari being in front with my rifle over
+his shoulder, I was favoured with frequent glimpses down its ugly black
+barrel as I, like Jill, "came tumbling after," and I rejoiced that all the
+cartridges were safely stowed in my own pocket. Well! we searched like
+conspirators for that bear, peeped round rocks and peered into holes, and
+anxiously eyed all possible and impossible places where a bear might be
+supposed to reside, but there was no bear; and at length we arrived on the
+bank of the torrent which rioted noisily down the bottom of the nullah.
+
+I now began to realise that plunging about in snow, often over one's knees,
+and scrambling among the fallen tree-trunks and great rocks selected by
+the torrent to make its bed, was distinctly tiring work!
+
+Presently we came to a bridge over the river. It consisted of a single log,
+and appeared extremely slender. The stream was not deep enough to drown a
+man, but, all the same, a slip, sending one into the foaming water among a
+particularly large and hard collection of boulders, seemed most
+undesirable, and I stepped across, like Agag, delicately, carefully
+balancing myself with a khudstick. The men came prancing over as if they
+were on a good high-road, the careless ease with which they made the
+passage bordering on impertinence! I reflected, however, that sheep, and
+such like beasts of humble brain, can stroll upon the brink of gruesome
+precipices without any fear of falling, and my self-respect returned.
+
+After another half-hour of stiff scrambling I sat down to rest awhile,
+leaving the men to spy the neighbourhood. Of course they had to find
+something, so this time they found a "serow"--a somewhat scarce beast. I
+awaited the coming of the serow at various coigns of vantage where they
+said it was bound to pass, while the four men surrounded it from different
+directions. Finally, like the Levite, it passed by on the other side--at
+least I never saw it. The shikari afterwards informed me, in confidence,
+that it was, like the inexcusable baby in _Peter Simple_, "a very little
+one."
+
+We now made the best of our way down the nullah, and when an apology for a
+path became apparent I rejoiced greatly, and followed it along its
+corkscrew course until the camp came suddenly into view as we topped a
+spur, which gave the path a final excuse for dragging me up a stiff two
+hundred feet, and then sending me down a knee-shaking descent, for no
+apparent reason but pure "cussedness."
+
+Charlotte had got home just before me, having seen nothing to shoot at.
+She, too, seemed anxious for tea!
+
+During the day Sabz Ali had been doing his level best to improve the
+position in our sleeping-tent. The camp-beds had stood at such an angle
+that it was almost impossible to avoid sliding gradually into the outer
+darkness, but S.A. had scraped out earth from the head, and filled up a
+terrace at the foot, in a way which gave us hope of sound sleep. Our
+things had been carefully stowed, too, and a sort of hole scooped for the
+bath. Luxury stared us in the face!
+
+The sunset certainly was a little dull last night, but we were quite
+unprepared for the dreary aspect of Dame Nature to which we awoke this
+morning. It was raining very heavily, and a dense pall of mist hung low
+among the pines, giving an impression of melancholy durability.
+
+There was obviously nothing to do but exist as cheerfully as might be
+until the weather improved. The wet had shrunk canvas and rope gear till
+the tent-guys were as taut as fiddle-strings; and as it did not seem to
+have occurred to any of the servants to attend to this, an immediate tour
+of the camp had to be undertaken, in "rubbers" and waterproofs, to slack
+off guys and inspect the drainage system, as we had no wish to have our
+earthen floor--already sufficiently cold and clammy--turned into an
+absolute swamp.
+
+These things done, we scuttled and slid down to the mess tent, and
+breakfasted as best we might; and the best was surprisingly good,
+considering the difficulties the wretched servants must have had in
+cooking anything in their wet lair, where the miserable fire of damp
+sticks produced apparently little but acrid smoke.
+
+We passed a dismal day, as, wrapped in our warmest clothes, we sat upon
+our beds watching the rain turn to snow, then to hail and sleet, and
+finally back to rain again; while the ever-changing wisps of grey mist
+gathered thick in the glens, or "put forth an arm and crept from pine to
+pine."
+
+Towards evening the clouds broke a little, and the forest-clad steeps
+appeared through them, powdered thickly with new snow. Walter and I
+sallied forth from our sodden tents and held a council of war in the mud.
+It was decided to quit our somewhat unsatisfactory and precarious position
+early to-morrow, if fine, as the weather looked so nasty, and a squall of
+wind might have awkward consequences.
+
+_Friday, April_ 14.--A very fairly fine morning enabled us to strike camp
+yesterday, and get the baggage off in good time. The Smithsons decided to
+make for the jheels near the river, in order to give the duck a final
+worry round before the season closes on the 15th.
+
+My shikari having reported a good bara singh in a small nullah off the
+Erin, I arranged to go in search of him. The march down to Bandipur was a
+short and easy one, and we got comfortably settled on board our boats
+early in the afternoon. About sunset the clouds gathered thick over the
+hills which we had left, and a thunderstorm broke, its preliminary squall
+throwing the crews of our fleet into a fearful fuss, and sending them on
+to the bank with extra ropes and holdfasts to make all secure. An elderly
+lady, with a dirty red cap and very untidy ringlets, superintended the
+business with much clamour. We take her to be the wife or grandmother (not
+sure which) of the skipper.
+
+It was with an undoubted sense of solid comfort that we lay in our cosy
+beds under a wooden roof, whereon the fat rain-drops sputtered, while the
+thunder still crackled and banged in the distance!
+
+We shifted before dawn to a small village a couple of miles to the east,
+and at 6.30 Jane and I set out to attack the bara singh, of which the
+shikari held out high hope. My wife, mounted on a rough pony, was able to
+accomplish with great comfort the two miles of flat country which we had
+to traverse before turning off sharp to the right along a track which led
+steeply upwards through the scrub that clothed the lower part of the
+nullah.
+
+There is something unusually charming in the dawn here--the crisp, buoyant
+air, the silent hills, their lower slopes and corries still a purple
+mystery; on high, the silver peaks--looking ridiculously close--change
+swiftly from their cold pallor into rosy life at the first touch of the
+risen sun.
+
+The first part of our day's work was easy enough. The sun was still hidden
+from us behind the mountain flange on our left; the snow patches on the
+sky-line ahead seemed comparatively near, and the diabolical swiftness of
+the shikari's stealthy walk was yet to be fully realised.
+
+Up and up we went, first through a thick scrub or jungle of a highly
+prickly description, over a few small streams, then out upon a grassy
+ridge, up which we slowly panted. The gradient became sharper, and I began
+to feel a little anxious about Jane, as the short, brown grass was
+slippery with frost--a slip would be very easy, and the results unpleasant.
+However, with the able assistance of the shikari, she did very well, and,
+having crossed a shelving patch of snow by cutting steps with our
+khudstick, we found ourselves, after an hour and a half's stiff climbing,
+on the sky-line of the ridge that had seemed but an easy stroll from below.
+The heights and distances are most deceptive, partly on account of the
+crystal clearness of the air, and partly because of the magnitude of
+everything in proportion. The mountains are not only high themselves, but
+their spurs and foothills would rank as able-bodied mountains were they
+not dwarfed by peaks which average 15,000 feet in height above the sea.
+The pines which clothe their sides, the chenars and poplars in the valley,
+are all enormous when compared with their European cousins.
+
+The view was most remarkable as we gained the crest of the ridge--a sea of
+white cloud came boiling up from the valley to the east, and, pouring over
+the saddle upon which we stood, gave only occasional glimpses of snow and
+pine and precipice above, or the glint of water in the rice-fields far
+below. Once, between the swirling cloud masses, the near hills lay clear
+in the sunshine for a few moments and revealed a party of five bara singh
+hinds, crossing the slope in front of us, and not more than 150 yards away.
+Alas! there was no stag.
+
+This was not satisfactory weather for stalking. However I was hopeful, as
+I have noticed that in the fine forenoons a thick white belt of cloud
+often forms about the snow level--roughly, some 8000 feet above the sea,
+or 3000 above the Wular Lake--and hangs there for an hour or two, to
+disappear entirely by midday. And so it came about to-day; after a halt
+for tiffin, I set forward in brilliant sunshine, while Jane remained
+quietly perched on the hillside, as the shikari said the road was not good
+for a lady. The shikari was right, as, within ten minutes of starting, we
+had to drop from the crest of the ridge to circumvent a big rock which
+barred our way, to find ourselves confronted by a very unpleasant-looking
+slope of short brown grass, which fell away at an angle of about 50° to
+what seemed an endless depth. This grass, having only just become
+emancipated from its winter snow, had all its hair--so to speak--brushed
+straight down, and there was mighty little stuff to hold on to! Carefully
+digging little holes with our khudsticks, and not disdaining the help of
+my shikari, I got across, and thankfully scrambled back to the safety of
+the ridge.
+
+Now we reached snow, and the going became easier, whereupon Ahmed Bot
+promptly set a pace which left me struggling far behind. As the sun grew
+stronger the surface-crust of the snow became soft, and at every few steps
+one went through to the knees, until both muscles and temper became sorely
+tried. For an hour or so we kept climbing up what was evidently one of the
+many steep and rugged ranges which, radiating from Haramok, on this side
+flank the Wular with their lofty bastions. Having apparently attained the
+height he deemed necessary, and got well above the part of the pine forest
+in which he expected to find game, Ahmed Bot turned to the left of the
+ridge, and we were immediately involved in the deep drifts which covered
+the pine-clad slope of the nullah. Over snow-covered trunks of prostrate
+trees, over hidden holes and broken rocks, we toiled and scrambled until,
+emerging breathless on a bare knoll--smooth and white as a great
+wedding-cake--we obtained a searching view into the neighbouring gullies.
+Still no sign or track of any "beast," so we worked back until, tired and
+hot, I regained the place where Madame lay basking beneath her sunshade.
+The shikari and his myrmidons departed to "look" another bit of country,
+while I, nothing loth, remained to await events in the neighbourhood of
+the refreshment department.
+
+On the return of the men, who had of course seen nothing, we set off for
+home, climbing down the edge of the ridge where yellow colchicum starred
+the turf. It was steep--verging on the precipitous in places--and Jane
+frankly expressed her satisfaction when we accomplished the worst part and
+entered a dense jungle of scrubby bushes, all of which seemed to grow
+spines of sorts. A bear was said to have been seen here yesterday, so we
+kept our weather eyelids lifting, but were not favoured with a sight of
+him. We had almost gained the bottom of the hill, with but two short miles
+to dinner and a tub, when weird shrieks and whistles were exchanged
+between our people and an excited villager below. The shikari, his eyes
+gleaming with uncontrollable excitement, announced that the "big stag" was
+waiting for me at that very moment!--and therewith Ahmed Bot dashed off
+down the hill, leaving me to follow as best I might. Leaving my wife in
+charge of the tiffin coolie, I tumbled off after the shikari, whom I found
+gloating with the messenger over the inspiriting particulars of the
+monarch of the glen, which, I understood, crouched expectant some paltry
+2000 feet above us, near the top of the nullah!
+
+It was past six o'clock, and the light already showing signs of waning, so
+we lost no time in attacking the hill again. I was pretty well "done," and
+had to accept a tow from the shikari, and hand in hand we pressed up that
+accursed hill until, at seven o'clock, the sun set and it began to grow
+dusk. Lying down near the edge of the snow, to gain breath and let the
+shikari crawl round and "look" the face of the hill, I was soon moved to
+activity by the news that the stag was lying under a pine tree within a
+few hundred yards. A short "crawl" brought me within sight of the beast,
+who lay half-hidden by a rock. It was now so dark that even with my
+glasses I could only make sure that it was a "horn beast" and not a hind;
+there was no time to lose, so, putting up my sight for 150 yards, I let
+him have it, and was nearly as much surprised as gratified to see him roll
+out on the snow to the shot. My vexation and disgust may be imagined when
+I found the noble beast to be a miserable 8-pointer, which I would never
+have fired at if I could have seen its head properly. Heartily consigning
+the shikari, together with the mendacious villager and all his kind, to a
+hot place, I dolefully stumbled away downhill again in the gathering dark,
+and finally deposited my weary and dejected self on board the boat, after
+fourteen hours of the hardest walking I have ever done.
+
+There is a confused tale prevalent that the bear, taking a mean advantage
+of my absence, has been down to the village and eaten a few ponies, or
+frightened them--I can't make out which.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII
+
+BACK TO SRINAGAR
+
+Easter Day, _April_ 23.--We left the Erin district early in the morning
+following the bara singh fiasco, and punted and poled up the river to join
+the Smithsons in a last attack upon the duck. We found the bold Colonel,
+
+ "Rough with slaughter and red with fight,"
+
+enjoying himself hugely among the jheels, and we prepared to join in the
+fray; but our _chasse_ was put an end to by the discovery that the 14th,
+and not the 15th, was the last legal day for shooting. So we packed away
+our guns and towed up to Srinagar, which we reached on Sunday afternoon.
+
+Our brief experience of camping and "shikar" had proved to my wife that
+she was not cast in the heroic mould of a female Nimrod. Not being a shot
+herself--as Charlotte is--she saw that, as far as she was concerned, a
+shooting expedition with the Smithsons would entail a great deal of
+solitary rumination in camp, while the rest of the party pursued the red
+bear to his den, or chased the nimble markhor up and down the precipices.
+The joys of reading, knitting, and washing the family clothes
+might--probably would--pall after a time; and the physical exertion of
+"walking with the guns" in Kashmir is decidedly more of an undertaking
+than over a Perthshire grouse moor! Our original arrangement, before
+coming out to join the Smithsons, was that the time should be spent in
+camping, boating, "loafing," and shooting. Being perfectly ignorant of the
+conditions of life out here, we were unaware of the fact that it is
+practically impossible to combine serious shooting with any other form of
+amusement. In Scotland one may stalk one day, fish the next, and golf the
+third, but out here it is not so. The worshipper of Diana must be prepared
+to sacrifice everything else at her shrine; he must go far afield, and be
+prepared to live hard and work hard, and even then it may befall that his
+trophies of the chase are none too plentiful. That will depend a good deal
+on his shikari and his own knowledge, together with luck.
+
+Walter had the good fortune to come upon two fine stags not far from his
+camp almost as soon as he got there. He was within fifty yards of them as
+they were moving slowly in deep snow, and he killed them both; the best of
+these was a remarkably fine 10-pointer, length of horn 41 inches and span
+38-1/2 inches. His wife spent an equal time in the same neighbourhood and
+never saw anything.[1]
+
+When we talked over plans with Colonel and Mrs. Smithson at Pindi, the
+general idea had crystallised into a scheme for going into Astor to shoot,
+immediately upon our arrival in Kashmir, and, in order to reach Srinagar
+before April 1st--the date of issue of shooting passes--we had struggled
+hard to make our way into the country before it was really attractive to
+the ordinary visitor.
+
+When we did reach Srinagar we found that our friends had abandoned all
+idea of an expedition to Astor, partly on account of expense, but
+principally on account of the backwardness of the season, which
+practically precluded ladies from crossing the Tragbal and Boorzil Passes
+for some time. The merits and demerits of the Tilail district and
+Baltistan came up for review, and then we almost decided to go to Leh
+until we reflected that the return journey over a bare and open
+country--arid and hot as an Egyptian desert--in the month of August might
+not be unmixed joy, and the Smithsons were assured that they would find no
+sport whatever _en route_, but would have to go several marches beyond Leh
+to obtain the chance of an Ovis Ammon or Thibetan antelope.
+
+The Leh scheme thus having come to naught, and our friends being still
+wholly intent on "shikar" to the exclusion of all other pursuits, we
+decided to be independent, so we hired a nice-looking boarded dounga,
+whose fresh and clean appearance pleased us, for a term of three months.
+Nedou's Hotel offered so few attractions and so many drawbacks that we
+were prepared to do anything rather than return to it, and, as a matter of
+economy, we scored heavily, as, on working it out, we found that the boat,
+including the cook-boat, would cost 60 rupees per month. Our food and the
+wages of those servants whom we should not have required at the hotel came
+to approximately 80 rupees per month, making a total of 140 rupees, or £9,
+6s. 8d.; whereas our hotel bill would have come to 12 rupees per day,
+without extras--or 360 rupees (£24) per month--a clear saving in money as
+well as in comfort.
+
+Our new habitation--the house dounga _Moon_--was owned and partly worked
+by Satarah, an astute old rascal, whose "tawny beard," like Hudibras'--
+
+ "Was the equal grace
+ Both of his wisdom and his face;
+ In cut and dye so like a tyle
+ A sudden view it would beguile:
+ The upper part whereof was whey,
+ The nether orange mixt with grey."
+
+His costume consisted of a curious sort of short nightgown worn over white
+and flappy trousers, below which were revealed a pair of big, flat naval
+feet. The first lieutenant, Sabhana--sleek and civil-spoken, but
+desperately afraid of work--was, we understand, son-in-law to the Admiral
+Satarah, having to wife the Lady Jiggry, eldest daughter of that worthy,
+who, with her younger sisters Nouri, Azizi, and "the Baba," completed the
+ship's company.
+
+The _Moon_ differed from an ordinary house-boat in being narrower, and
+possessing a long bow and stern which projected far enough from the body
+of the boat to enable men to pole or paddle with ease; a house-boat can
+only be towed. On embarking by means of a narrow gangway--a plank
+possessed of an uncontrollable desire to "tip-up" at unexpected and
+disconcerting moments--one entered first a small vestibule, or
+"ante-cabin," which held our big boxes and opened into the
+drawing-room--quite a roomy apartment, about fifteen feet by ten feet,
+fitted with a fireplace, a rough writing-table, and overmantel, surmounted
+by a photograph--something faded--of Mrs. Langtry! A small table and a
+couple of deck chairs graced the floor, while upon the walls a
+heterogeneous collection of pictures, including a coloured lithograph of a
+cottage and a brook, a fearful and wonderful portrayal of an otter, and a
+very fancy stag of unlimited points dazzled the eye. The ceiling was
+decorated with an elaborate and most effective design in wood--a fashion
+very common in Srinagar, consisting of a sort of patchwork panelling of
+small pieces of wood, cut to length and shape, and tacked on to a backing
+in geometrical designs. At a little distance the effect is rich and
+excellent, but close inspection shows up the tintacks and the glue, and a
+prying finger penetrates the solid-looking panel with perfect ease.
+
+The drawing-room was separated from the dining "saloon" by a sliding
+door--which frequently refused to slide at all, or else perversely slid so
+suddenly as to endanger finger-tips and cause unseemly words to flow. This
+noble apartment of elegant dimensions (to borrow the undefiled English of
+the house-agent) could contain four feasters at a pinch. Sabz Ali having
+cooked the dinner, the cook-boat was laid alongside, and Sabz Ali,
+clambering in and out of the window, proceeded to serve the repast, a
+black paw, presumably belonging to Ayata, the kitchenmaid-man, appearing
+from time to time to retrieve the soiled plates or hand up the next course.
+
+A funny little sideboard and cupboard contained a slender stock of knives,
+forks, and glasses, and part of a broken-down dinner set, while the
+fireplace easily held three dozen of soda-water.
+
+Then came Jane's bedroom, fitted with a cupboard and shelves, which were a
+constant source of covetousness to me, who had none. A small bathroom
+completed our suite of apartments, and, after the bare boards of the
+_Cruiser_, the _Moon_ seemed to overflow with luxury.
+
+We have been taking life easily here for the last week. The Smithsons
+intend going into Tilail as soon as the Tragbal becomes feasible; we
+propose to remain in Srinagar for a while. The weather has not been very
+fine--cold winds and a good deal of rain, varied by thunderstorms, being
+our daily experience. The spring is, I am told, exceptionally backward,
+and, although the almond is in full and lovely flower, the poplars and
+chenars are barely showing a sign of life.
+
+My wife having gone to lunch at the Residency this afternoon, I walked
+half-way up the Takht-i-Suleiman, whose sharp, rock-strewn pyramid rises a
+thousand feet above Srinagar.
+
+The view of the Kashmir plain, through which the river winds like a silver
+snake; the solemn ring of mountains, enclosing the valley with a rampart
+of rock and snow; the innumerable roofs of the city, glittering like
+burnished scales in the keen sunlight, densely clustered round the
+fort-crowned height of Hari Parbat, went to make up such a picture as
+Turner would have kneeled to.
+
+Of course it is simply futile to compare one magnificent view with another
+which differs entirely in kind. All that one can do is to lay by in the
+memory a mental picture-gallery of recollection; and as I sat in the
+shelter of a big rock, gazing out over the level plain stretching below,
+where the changing shadows as they swept by turned the amber masses of the
+trees to gold, I conjured up in my mind's eye other scenes whose beauties
+will remain with me while life shall last:--The purple and gold of a
+glorious sunset over Etna, the Greek theatre of Taormina in front of me,
+with the sea below--a shimmering opal that melted away in the haze beyond
+Syracuse; the awful rapids raging furiously below Niagara, a very ocean
+tortured and maddened to blind fury, pouring its irresistible torrents
+through the chasm above the whirlpool; and again, a cloudless October
+morning, with just the keen zest of early autumn in the air, as I lay high
+up on a hillside in Ardgour watching for deer--with the hills of Lochaber
+and Ballachulish reflected in all their glory of purple and russet in the
+waters of Loch Linnhe, windless and still!
+
+Chills can be caught amidst the most glorious scenery--the little tufts of
+purple self-heal at my feet were shivering and shaking in a biting breeze
+that swept down from the snows to the north-east, and although I am an
+admirer of Kingsley, I do not hold with him in his wrong-headed admiration
+for a "nor'-easter"--so I quitted my perch in search of tea.
+
+_Easter Monday_.--The Smithsons scuttled away in a great hurry to-day,
+their shikari, Asna (the best shikari in Kashmir), having heard that,
+owing to the lateness of the season, the bara singh have not even yet all
+shed their horns--so Charlotte is filled with high hope. The bears, too,
+are said to be waking from their winter's doze and poking around in warm
+and balmy corners.
+
+Armed to the teeth and thirsting for blood, the hunter and the huntress
+cast loose their matted dounga and paddled away merrily down the Jhelum to
+Bandipur, thence to pursue the royal bara singh, and later, if possible,
+scale the snow-barred slopes of the Tragbal and penetrate the lonely
+Tilail Valley to assail the red bear and the multitudinous ibex.
+
+Jane and I having decided that a purely shikar expedition into the more
+difficult parts of the country was not suited to our prosaic habits,
+remained to enjoy the effeminate pleasures of Srinagar till the weather
+should grow a few degrees warmer.
+
+As we are bidden to a sort of state luncheon to-morrow, given by the
+Maharajah, it appeared to me to be but right and seemly to go and inscribe
+my name in the visitors' book of His Highness, and also to call upon his
+brother, the Rajah Sir Amar Singh. I went with the more alacrity as I
+thought it might prove interesting. Strolling across the big bridge above
+the Palace, I soon found myself in the purely native quarter, immersed in
+a seething crowd of men and beasts, from beneath whose passing feet a
+cloud of dust rose pungent. The water-sellers, the hawkers of vegetables
+and of sweets, the cattle, the loafers and the children got into the way
+and out of it in kaleidoscopic confusion. By the side of the street,
+money-changers, wrapped in silent consideration, bent over their trays of
+queer and outlandish coins. Bright cottons and silks flaunted pennons of
+gorgeous colours. Brass, glowing like gold, rose piled on low wide
+counters. In front stood the Palace, looking its best from this point, and
+showing huge beside the huddle of wooden and plaster huts which hem it in.
+
+General Raja Sir Amar Singh lives in a sort of glorified English villa.
+Were it not for the flowering oleanders and hibiscus in front and the
+silvery gleam of temple domes beyond, one might suppose oneself near the
+banks of Father Thames. And were it not for the group of stalwart
+retainers at the door, the illusion need not be lost on entering the house.
+
+The hall and staircase were decorated with a profusion of skins and horns,
+somewhat modern and brilliant rugs, and tall glasses full of flowers
+closely copied from Nature; while the drawing-room was of a type very
+frequently seen near London.
+
+Like so many British reception-rooms, it shone replete with _objets d'art_,
+rather inclining to Oriental luxury than Japanese restraint.
+
+My host, who came in almost immediately, was charming, speaking English
+with fluency, although he has never been in England.
+
+He is essentially a strong man, and remarkably well posted in everything,
+both political and social, that occurs in the state, mixing far more
+freely than his brother with the English, towards whom his courtesy is
+proverbial.
+
+His elder brother, the Maharajah of Jammu and Kashmir, is in many respects
+of a different type. Keeping more aloof from the English colony, he spends
+much of his time in devotion and the privacy of the inner Palace.
+
+On leaving Sir Amar Singh, one of his henchmen conducted me across the
+iron bridge spanning a cut from the Jhelum, and into the warren-like
+precincts of the Palace; presently we emerged from an obscure passage, and
+found ourselves at the "front door," where, in the visitors' book, by
+means of the stumpy pencil attached thereto, I inscribed my name and
+condition.
+
+_April_ 27.--His Highness the Maharajah having invited us to a luncheon
+given by him in honour of Colonel Pears, the new Resident, we prepared to
+cross the famous Dal Lake to the Nishat Bagh, the scene of the present
+feast, which we fondly hoped might recall the glorious days of the Moguls
+when Jehangir dallied in the historic Shalimar with the fair Nourmahal.
+
+ "Th' Imperial Selim held a feast
+ In his magnificent Shalimar:--
+ In whose saloons ...
+ The valleys' loveliest all assembled."
+
+Our shikara, a sort of canoe paddled by four active fellows, with the
+stern, where we sat on cushions, carefully screened from the sun by an
+awning, was brought alongside the dounga at about 11.30, as we had some
+seven or eight miles to accomplish before reaching the Nishat Bagh.
+
+Leaving the main river just above the Club, we paddled down the Sunt-i-kul
+Canal, which runs between the European quarter and the Takht-i-Suleiman,
+the rough brown hill which, crowned with its temple, forms a constant
+background to Srinagar.
+
+The canal was closely lined with house-boats and their satellite
+cook-boats, clinging to the poplar-shaded banks. The golf-links lay on our
+left, and on a low spur to the right stood the hospital, which the energy
+and philanthropy of the Neves has gained for the remarkably ungrateful
+Kashmiri. It is told that a man, being exceedingly ill, was cared for and
+nursed during many weeks in the Mission Hospital, his whole family
+likewise living on the kindly sahibs. When he was cured and shown the door,
+he burst into tears because he was not paid wages for all the time he had
+spent in hospital!
+
+Just before entering the waterway of noble chenars, known as the Chenar
+Bagh (a camping-ground reserved for bachelors only), we ported our helm
+(or at least would have done so had there been any rudders in Kashmir),
+and pushed through the lock-gate, which gives entrance to the Dal Lake,
+against a brisk current.
+
+This gate, cunningly arranged upon the non-return-valve principle, is
+normally kept open by the current from the Dal; but if the Jhelum, rising
+in flood, threatens to pour back into the lake and swamp the low ground
+and floating gardens, it closes automatically, and so remains sealed until
+the outward flow regains the mastery.
+
+A sharp bout of paddling, puffing, and splashing shot us into the peaceful
+waters of the Dal Lake, over which every traveller has gushed and raved.
+It is difficult, indeed, not to do so, for it is truly a dream of beauty.
+
+A placid sheet of still water, its surface only broken here and there by
+the silvery trails of rippled wake left by the darting shikaras or
+slow-moving market boats, lay before us, shining in the crystal-clear
+atmosphere. On the right rose the Takht, his thousand feet of rocky
+stature dwarfed into insignificance by holy Mahadeo and his peers, whose
+shattered peaks ring round the lake to the north, their dark cliffs and
+shaggy steeps mirrored in its peaceful surface.
+
+On the lower slopes strong patches of yellow mustard and white masses of
+blossoming pear-trees rose behind the tender green fringe of the young
+willows.
+
+As we swept on, the lake widened. On the left a network of water lanes
+threaded the maze of low-growing brushwood and whispering reeds, and round
+us extended the half-submerged patches of soil which form the celebrated
+"floating gardens" of the lake. From any point of view except the
+utilitarian, these gardens are a fraud. A combination of matted and
+decaying water-plants, mud, and young cabbages kept in place by rows and
+thickets of willow scrub, is curious, but not lovely; and our eyes turned
+away to where Hari Parbat raised his crown of crumbling forts above the
+native city, or to the mysterious ruins of Peri Mahal, clinging like a
+swallow's nest to the shelving slopes above Gupkar.
+
+ "Still onward; and the clear canal
+ Is rounded to as clear a lake;"
+
+and we emerged from the willow-fringed water lanes, and saw across the
+wider shield of glistering water the white cube of the Nishat Bagh
+Pavilion--the Garden of Joy, made for Jehangir the Mogul--standing by the
+water's edge, and at its foot a great throng and clutter of boats, amidst
+whose snaky prows we pushed our way and landed, something stiff after
+sitting for two hours in a cramped shikara.
+
+Other guests--some thirty in all--were arriving, either like us by boat,
+or by carriage _viâ_ Gupkar, and we strolled in groups up the sloping
+gardens, which still show, in their wild and unrestrained beauty, the
+loving touch of the long-vanished hand of the Mogul.
+
+Down seven wide grassy terraces a series of fountains splashed and
+twinkled in the sun. Broad chenars, just beginning to break into leaf,
+gave promise of ample shade against the day when the blaze should become
+overpowering. So far so good, but the grass that bordered the path was not
+the sweet green turf of an English lawn, and the way was edged by big
+earthen pots, into which were hastily stuck wisps of iris blooms and
+Persian lilac. The topmost terrace widened out, enclosing a large basin of
+clear water, in the middle of which played a fountain. On one side was
+raised a marquee, revealing welcome preparations for lunch. On the
+opposite side of the fountain a profusion of chairs, shaded by a great
+awning, stood expectantly facing a bandstand. Here we were welcomed by His
+Highness, a somewhat small man with exceedingly neat legs and an enormous
+white pugaree, in his customary gracious manner.
+
+It was now half-past two, and we had breakfasted early, so that a move
+towards the luncheon tent was most welcome. Finding the fair lady whom I
+was detailed to personally conduct, and the ticketed place where I was to
+sit, I prepared to make a Gargantuan meal. Was it not almost on this very
+spot that
+
+ "The board was spread with fruit and wine,
+ With grapes of gold, like those that shine
+ On Casbin's hills;--pomegranates full
+ Of melting sweetness, and the pears
+ And sunniest apples that Cabul
+ In all its thousand gardens bears.
+ Plantains, the golden and the green,
+ Malaya's nectar'd mangusteen;
+ Prunes of Bokara, and sweet nuts
+ From the far groves of Samarcand,
+ And Basra dates, and apricots,
+ Seed of the sun, from Iran's land;--
+ With rich conserve of Visna cherries,
+ Of orange flowers, and of those berries
+ That, wild and fresh, the young gazelles
+ Feed on in Erac's rocky dells..
+ Wines, too, of every clime and hue
+ Around their liquid lustre threw;
+ Amber Rosolli..
+ And Shiraz wine, that richly ran..
+ Melted within the goblets there!"
+
+This reckless, but unsubstantial and very unwholesome meal, was not for us,
+and while waiting patiently for the first course to appear, I glanced down
+the long table to admire the decorations. They were delightful, consisting
+of glass flower-vases spaced regularly along the festive board, and filled
+to overflowing with tufts and clumps of flowers. Innumerable plates filled
+with fruit and sweetmeats graced the feast, and a magnificent array of
+knives and forks gave promise of good things to come.
+
+Presently the expected dainties arrived, resembling but little the
+lately-described poetic feast; a strict attention to business enabled us
+to keep the wolf from the door, and a very cheerful party finally emerged
+from the big tent to stroll by the fountains that flashed under the
+chenars.
+
+The Maharajah, of course, did not lunch with us, but held aloof, peeping
+occasionally into the cook-house to satisfy himself that the lions were
+being fed properly, and in accordance with their unclean customs.
+
+Finally, he and his chief officers of state vanished into a secluded tent,
+where he probably took a little refreshment, having first carefully
+performed the ablutions necessary after the contamination of the
+unbeliever.
+
+His Highness reappeared from nowhere in particular as his guests strolled
+across the terrace, and, after a little polite conversation, we took our
+leave and set forth for Srinagar.
+
+It was a glorious afternoon, and we deeply regretted that time would not
+permit us to visit the neighbouring Shalimar Bagh, which lay hidden among
+the trees near by. The excursion must remain a "hope deferred" for the
+present, as we had again to thread the maze of half-submerged melon plots
+and miniature kitchen gardens which, even in the golden glow of a perfect
+evening, could not be made to fit in with our preconceived ideas of
+"floating gardens." Jane was frankly disappointed, as she admitted to
+having pictured in her mind's eye a series of peripatetic herbaceous
+borders in full flower, cruising about the lake at their own sweet will
+and tended by fair Kashmirian maidens.
+
+By-the-bye, here let me expose, once for all, the fallacy of Moore's
+drivel about the lovely maids of fair "Cashmere." _There are none!_ This
+appears a startling statement and a sweeping; but, as a matter of fact,
+the Eastern girl is not left, like her Western sister, to flirt and frivol
+into middle age in single "cussedness," but almost invariably becomes a
+respectable married lady at ten or twelve, and drapes her lovely, but not
+over clean, head in the mantle of old sacking, which it is _de rigueur_
+for matrons to adopt.
+
+The good Tommy Moore did not know this, but, letting his warm Irish
+imagination run riot through a mixed bag of Eastern romancists and their
+works, he evolved, amid a _pôt pourri_ of impossibilities, an impossible
+damsel as unlike anything to be found in these parts as the celebrated
+elephant evolved from his inner consciousness by the German professor!
+
+ As I traversed the main, or rolled by train,
+ From my Western habitation,
+ I frequently thought--perhaps more than I ought--
+ Upon many a quiet occasion
+ Of the elegant forms and manifold charms
+ Of the beautiful female Asian.
+
+ For the good Tommy Moore, in his pages of yore,
+ Sang as though he could never be weary
+ Of fair Nourmahal--an adorable "gal"--
+ And of Paradise and the Peri,
+ Until, I declare, I was wild to be where
+ I might gaze on the lovely Kashmiri.
+
+ Through the hot plains of Ind I fled like the wind,
+ Unenchanted by mistress or ayah,
+ The dusky Hindu, I soon saw, wouldn't do,
+ So I paused not, until in the sky----Ah!--
+ Far upward arose the perpetual snows
+ And the peaks of the proud Himalaya.
+
+ But in Kashmir, alas! I found not a lass
+ Who answered to Tommy's description--
+ For the make of such maid I am sadly afraid
+ The fond parents have lost the prescription,
+ And I murmured; "No doubt, the old breed has died out,
+ At least such is my honest conviction."
+
+ In the horrible slums which form the foul homes
+ Of the rag-covered dames of the city,
+ I saw wrinkled hags, all wrapped in old rags,
+ Whose appearance excited but pity.
+ Beyond question the word which it would be absurd
+ To apply to these ladies is "pretty."
+
+ In the high Gujar huts were but brats and old sluts,
+ These last being the plainest of women;
+ Then I sought on the waters the sisters and daughters
+ Of the Mangis--those "bold, able seamen"
+ (I have often been told that the Mangi is bold,
+ And as brave as at least two or three men).
+
+ One lady I saw--I am told her papa
+ In the market did forage and "gram" sell--
+ Decked all over with rings, necklets, bangles and things,
+ She appeared a desirable damsel;
+ And I cried "Oh, Eureka! I've found what I seek:
+ Tell me quick--Is she 'madam' or 'ma'mselle'?"
+
+ It was comical, but to this question I put--
+ A remarkably innocent query--
+ I received but a sigh or evasive reply,
+ Or a blush from the modest Kashmiri;
+ And I gathered at last that the lady was "fast,"
+ And her name should be Phryne, not Heré.
+
+ Toddled up a small tot--her hair tied in a knot--
+ Who remarked, "I can hardly consider
+ You've the ghost of a chance on this wild-goosie dance
+ Unless you should hap on a 'widder!'
+ For our maidens at ten--ay, and less now and then--
+ Are all booked to the wealthiest bidder."
+
+ "My dear man, it's no use to indulge in abuse
+ Of our customs, so be not enraged, sir--
+ No woman a maid is--we're all married ladies.
+ Our charms very early are caged, sir--
+ I'm eleven myself," remarked the small elf,
+ "And a year ago I was engaged, sir!"
+
+Ah, well! The country is the loveliest I ever saw, and that goes far to
+make up for its disgusting population.
+
+Here, indeed, it is that
+
+ "Every prospect pleases, and only man is vile."
+
+We stopped to look at the ruins of an ancient mosque, built in the days of
+Akbar by the Shiahs. Its remains may be deeply interesting to the
+archaeologist, but to me a neighbouring ziarat, wooden, with its grassy
+roof one blaze of scarlet tulips, was far more attractive. Moving homeward,
+we floated under a lovely old bridge, whose three rose-toned arches date
+from the sixteenth century--the age of the Great Moguls. The extreme
+solidity of its piers contrasts strongly with the exceedingly sketchy (and
+sketchable) bridges manufactured by the Kashmiri.
+
+In fairness, though, I must point out that, as the bridge in Kashmir
+usually spans a stream liable at almost any moment to overwhelming floods,
+it would appear to be a sound idea to build as flimsily as possible, with
+an eye to economical replacement.
+
+The Kashmiri carries this plan to its logical conclusion when he fells a
+tree across a raging torrent, and calls it a bridge, to the unutterable
+discomfiture of the Western wayfarer.
+
+
+[1] That lady subsequently killed a remarkably good 13-pointer bara singh
+ and some bears in October.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII
+
+THE LOLAB
+
+_May_ 1.--The pear and cherry blossom has been so lovely in and around
+Srinagar that we determined to go to the Lolab Valley and see the apple
+blossom in full flower.
+
+We started in some trepidation, for the warm weather lately has melted
+much snow on the hills, and Jhelum is so full that we were told that our
+three-decker would be unable to pass under the city bridges--of which
+there are seven. We decided to see for ourselves, so set forth about
+eleven, and soon came to the first bridge, the Amira Kadal, which carries
+the main tonga road into Srinagar, tying up just above it, amid the
+clamour and jabber of an idle crowd.
+
+The Admiral solemnly measured the clear space between the top of the arch
+and the water with a long pole, consulted noisily with the crowd, yelled
+his ideas to the crew, and decided to attempt the passage.
+
+Hen-coops, chairs, half-a-dozen flower-pots containing sickly specimens of
+plants, and all other movables being cleared from the upper deck, we set
+sail, and shot the bridge very neatly, only having a few inches of
+daylight between the upper deck and the wooden beams upon which the
+roadway rests.
+
+ _Ce nest que, le premier "pont" que coute_.
+
+The other bridges were all easier than the first, and we shot them gaily,
+spending the rest of the day in floating quietly down the river, and
+finally anchoring--or rather mooring, for anchors are, like boat-hooks,
+masts, sails, rudders, and rigging, alike unknown to the "jollye mariners"
+of the Jhelum--some two or three miles above the entrance to the dreaded
+Wular Lake.
+
+This awful stretch of water, so feared by the Kashmiri that his eyes
+goggle when he even thinks of it, is an innocent enough looking lake,
+generally occupied in reflectively reproducing its surroundings upside
+down, but occasionally its calm surface is ruffled by a little breeze, and
+it is reported that wild and horrible squalls sweep down the nullahs of
+Haramok at times, and destroy the unwary. These squalls are said to be
+most frequent in the afternoons, and are probably the accompaniments of
+the thunderstorms.
+
+It is only considered possible to cross the Wular between dawn and 10 or
+11 A.M., and no persuasion will prevail upon a native boatman to risk his
+life on the lake after lunch.
+
+Before turning in, I gave orders that a start should be made next morning
+at five o'clock, but a heavy squall of rain and thunder during the night
+had the effect of causing orders to be set at naught, and at
+breakfast-time there was no sign of "up anchor" nor even of "heaving
+short." An interview with the Admiral showed me that the Wular, in his
+opinion, was too dangerous to cross to-day--in fact he wouldn't dream of
+asking coolies to risk it. He was given to understand that we intended to
+cross, and that the sooner he started the safer it would be.
+
+No coolies being forthcoming, I inhumanly gave orders to get under
+way--the available crew consisting of the wicked Satarah, the first
+lieutenant, and the Lady Jiggry. Sulkily and slowly we wended our way past
+the wide flats which border the Wular, all blazing golden with mustard in
+full pungent flower.
+
+Before entering the lake the Admiral meekly requested to be allowed to try
+for coolies in a small village near by. He was allowed quarter of an hour
+for pressgang work, and sure enough he came back within a very reasonable
+time with a few spare hands, and then--paddling and poling for dear
+life--we glided swiftly through the tangled lily-pads and the green
+rosettes of the Singhara, and soon were _in medias res_ and fairly
+committed to the deep.
+
+The Wular lay like a burnished mirror, reflecting the buttresses of
+Haramok on our right, and the snowy ranges by the Tragbal ahead, its
+silvery surface lined here and there with the wavering tracks of other
+boats, or broken by bristling clumps of reeds and tall water-plants. Our
+transit was perfectly peaceful, and by lunch-time we were safely tied up
+to a bank, purple with irises, just below Bandipur.
+
+A visit to the post-office and a stroll up the rocky hill behind it, where
+we sat for some time and watched a pair of jackals sneaking about,
+completed a peaceful afternoon.
+
+_May_ 3.--We were up with the lark, and, having moved along the coast a
+few miles to the west of Bandipur, left the ship before six of the clock
+in pursuit of bear. I had "khubbar" of one in the Malingam Nullah, and,
+after a brisk walk over the lower slopes, we entered the nullah and
+clambered up about 1500 feet to a quiet and retired spot under a shady
+thorn-bush, where we breakfasted.
+
+We thereafter climbed a little higher, and then sat down while the
+shikaris departed to spy, their method of spying being, I believe,
+somewhat after this fashion:--Leaving the sahib with his
+belongings--notably the tiffin coolie--in a spot carefully selected for
+its seclusion, the miscreants depart hurriedly and rapidly up the nearest
+inaccessible crag; this is "business," and throws dust, so to say, in the
+eyes of the sahib, by means of an exhibition of activity and zeal. Passing
+out of sight over the sky-line, the hunters pause, wink at one another,
+and, choosing a shady and convenient corner, proceed to squat, light their
+pipes, and discuss matters--chiefly financial--until they deem it time to
+return, scrambling and breathless with excitement, to relate all that they
+have seen and done.
+
+So, while the shikaris unceasingly spied for bear, for nine mortal hours
+Jane and I camped out on a remarkably hard and unyielding stone, varied by
+other seats equally tiresome.
+
+Fortunately we had brought books with us, and we relieved the monotony by
+observing the habits of a pair of "kastooras," a hawk, and a brace of
+chikor at intervals, but it was truly a tedious chase.
+
+At four o'clock the sons of Nimrod returned, declaring that the bear had
+been seen, but that as we had on chaplies and not grass shoes, it would be
+impossible for us to pursue him. I asked the shikari why the ---- goose he
+had let me come out in chaplies instead of grass shoes if the country was
+so rough? His reply was to the effect that whatever it pleased me to wear
+pleased him!
+
+_May_ 4.--Armed _cap-à-pie_ so to speak, with pith helmets and grass shoes,
+we again set forth at dawn of day to hunt the bear. Breakfast under the
+same tree, sitting on the same patch of rose-coloured flowers--a sort of
+fumitory (_Corydalus rutaefolia_)--followed by another nine-hour bivouac,
+brought us to 5 P.M. and the extreme limit of boredom, when lo! the
+shikaris burst upon us in a state of frenzied excitement to announce the
+bear! Off we went up a steep track for a quarter of an hour, until, at the
+foot of a rough snow slope, the shikari told the much disgusted Jane that
+she must wait there, the rest of the climb being too hard for her, and, in
+truth, it was pretty bad. Up a very steep gully filled with loose stones
+and rotten snow, scrambling, and often hauling ourselves up with our hands
+by means of roots and trailing branches, we slowly worked our way up a
+place I would never have even attempted in cold blood.
+
+Twenty minutes' severe exertion brought us to a shelf, or rather slope, of
+rock on the right, sparsely covered with wiry brown grass from which the
+snow had but very recently gone, and crowned by a crest of stunted pines.
+Up this we wriggled, I being mainly towed up by my shikari's cummerbund,
+and, lying under a pine, we peered over the top.
+
+A steep gully divided us from a rough ridge, upon a grassy ledge of which,
+about 200 yards off, a big black beast was grubbing and rooting about.
+
+The shikari, shaking with excitement, handed me the rifle, urging me to
+shoot. I did nothing of the sort, having no breath, and my hand being
+unsteady from a fast and stiff climb.
+
+I regret to be obliged to admit that, not realising that it would be
+little short of miraculous to kill a bear stone-dead at 200 yards with a
+Mannlicher, and being also, naturally, somewhat carried away by the sight
+of a real bear within possible distance, I waited until I was perfectly
+steady, and fired. The brute fell over, but immediately picked himself up
+again and made off. I saw I had broken his fore-shoulder and fired again
+as he disappeared over the far side of the ledge, but missed, and I saw
+that bear no more.
+
+We had the utmost difficulty in crossing the precipitous gully to a spot
+below the ledge upon which the beast had been feeding--the ledge itself we
+could not reach at all; and the lateness of the hour and the difficulty of
+the country in which we were, prevented us from trying to enter the next
+ravine and work up and back by the way the bear had gone. A neck-breaking
+crawl down a horrible grass slope brought us to better ground, and I sadly
+joined Jane to be well and deservedly scolded for firing a foolish shot.
+The lady was very much disgusted at having been defrauded of the sight of
+a bear "quite wild," as she expressed it--a certain short-tempered animal
+which had eaten up her best umbrella in the Zoo at Dusseldorf not having
+fulfilled the necessary condition of wildness.
+
+Next day I sent out coolies to search for traces, promising lavish
+"backshish" in the event of success, but I got no trustworthy news, "and
+that was the end of that hunting."
+
+_May_ 6.--Jane took a respite from the chase, and I sallied forth alone at
+dawn up a nullah from Alsu to look for a bear which was said to frequent
+those parts. A brisk walk of some four miles over the flat, followed by a
+climb up a track--steep as usual--to the left of the main track to the
+Lolab, brought us to a grassy ridge, where I sat down patiently to await
+the bear's pleasure. I took my note-book with me, and whiled away some
+time in writing the following:--
+
+Let me jot down a sketch of my present position and surroundings; it will
+serve to bring the scene back to me, perhaps, when I am again sitting in
+my own particular armchair watching the fat thrushes hopping about the
+lawn.
+
+Well, I am perched in a little hollow under a big grey boulder, which
+serves to shelter me to a certain, but limited, extent from the brisk
+showers that come sweeping over from the Lolab Valley. The hollow is so
+small that it barely contains my tiffin basket, rifle, gun, and self--in
+fact, my grass-shod and puttied extremities dangle over the rim, whence a
+steep slope shelves down some 200 feet to a brawling burn, the hum of
+which, mingling with the fitful sighing of the pines as the breeze sweeps
+through their sounding boughs, is perpetually in my ears. Across the
+little torrent, and not more than a hundred yards away, rises a slope,
+covered with rough grass and scrub, similar to that in the face of which I
+am ensconced.
+
+Here the bear was seen at 7 A.M. by a Gujar, who gave the fullest
+particulars to Ahmed Bot (my shikari) in a series of yells from a hill-top
+as we came up the valley. We arrived on the scene about seven, just in
+time to be too late, apparently. It is now 3 P.M., and the bear is
+supposed to be asleep, and I am possessing my soul in patience until it
+shall be Bruin's pleasure to awake and sally forth for his afternoon tea.
+
+There is certainly no bear now, so I pass the time in sleeping, eating,
+smoking, writing, and observing the manners and customs of a family of
+monkeys who are disporting themselves in a deep glen to the left. Beyond
+this ravine rises a high spur, beautifully wooded, the principal trees
+being deodar, blue pine (_Excelsa_) and yew. This is sloped at the
+invariable and disgusting angle of 45 degrees. Beyond it rise further
+wooded slopes, with snow gleaming through the deep green, and above all is
+the changing sky, where the clear blue gives way to a billowy expanse of
+white rolling clouds or dark rain-laden masses, which pour into the upper
+clefts of the ravine, and blot out the serried ranks of the pines, until a
+thorough drenching seems inevitable--when lo! a glint of blue through the
+gloomy background, and soon again,
+
+ "With never a stain, the pavilion of Heaven is bare."
+
+The immediate foreground, as I said before, slopes sharply from my very
+feet, where a clump of wild sage and jasmin (the leaves just breaking)
+grows over a charming little bunch of sweet violets. Lower down I can see
+the lilac flowers of a self-heal, and the bottom of the little gorge is
+clothed with a bush like a hazel, only with large, soft whitish flowers.
+
+My solitude has just been enlivened by the appearance of a cheerful party
+of lovely birds. They are very busy among the "hazels," flying from bush
+to bush with restless activity, and wasting no time in idleness. They are
+about the size of large finches--slender in shape, with longish tails.
+They are divided into two perfectly distinct kinds, probably male and
+female. The former have the back, head, and wings black; the latter barred
+with scarlet, the breast and underparts also scarlet. The others--which I
+assume to be the females--replace the black with ashy olive, the wings
+being barred with yellow, the underparts yellowish. The very familiar note
+of the cuckoo, somewhere up in the jungle, reminds me of an English spring.
+
+4 P.M.--I knew it! I knew that if the wind held down the nullah I should
+be dragged up that horrible ridge opposite. Hardly had I written the above
+when I was hunted from my lair, and rushed down 200 steep feet, and then
+up some 500 or 600 on the other side of the stream, through an abattis of
+clinging undergrowth that made a severe toil of what could never have been
+a pleasure. There can be no doubt but that a pith helmet--a really shady,
+broad one--is a most infernal machine under which to force one's way
+through brushwood.
+
+Well, all things come to an end--wind first, temper next, and finally the
+journey.
+
+My shikari is a fiend in human shape. He slinks along on the flat at what
+_looks_ like a mild three-miles-an-hour constitutional, but unless you are
+a _real_ four-mile man you will be left hopelessly astern; but when he
+gets upon his favourite "one in one" slope, then does he simply sail away,
+with the tiffin coolie carrying a fat basket and all your spare lumber in
+his wake, while you toil upward and ever upwards--gasping--until with your
+last available breath you murmur "Asti," and sink upon the nearest stone a
+limp, perspiring worm!
+
+5.30 P.M.--That bear has taken a sleeping draught!
+
+I am now perched on a lonely rock, my hard taskmaster having routed me out
+of a very comfortable place under a blue pine, whose discarded needles
+afforded me a really agreeable resting-place, and dragged me away down
+again through the pine forest and jungle; hurried me across a roaring
+torrent on a fallen tree trunk; personally conducted me hastily up a place
+like the roof of a house; and finally, explaining that the bear, when
+disturbed, must inevitably come close past me, has departed with his staff
+(the chota shikari, the tiffin coolie, and a baboon-faced native) to wake
+up the bear and send him along.
+
+After the first flurry of feeling all alone in the world, with only a
+probable bear for society, and having loaded all my guns, clasped my visor
+on my head and my Bessemer hug-proof strait-waistcoat round my "tummy," I
+felt calm enough to await events with equanimity.
+
+6.15 P.M.--A large and solemn monkey is sitting on the top of a thick and
+squat yew tree regarding me with unfeigned interest. The torrent is
+roaring away in the cleft below. Nothing else seems alive, and I am
+becoming bored----What? A bear? No! The shikari, thank goodness!
+
+"Well, shikari--Baloo dekho hai?" No, it is passing strange, but he has
+_not_ seen a bear. "All right! Pick up the blunderbuss, and let us make
+tracks for the ship."
+
+_Wednesday, May_ 10.--Beguiled by legends of many bears, detailed to me
+with apparently heartfelt sincerity by Ahmed Bot, I have been pursuing
+these phantoms industriously.
+
+On Monday we quitted our boat, and started upon a trip into the Lolab
+Valley. The views, as the path wound up the green and flower-spangled
+slope, were very beautiful, and, when we had ascended about 1500 feet and
+were about opposite to the supposed haunt of Saturday's bear, we
+determined to camp and enjoy the scenery, not omitting an evening
+expedition in search of our shy friend.
+
+Jane joining me, we had a most charming ramble down a narrow track to the
+bed of the stream which rushes down from the snow-covered ridge guarding
+the Lolab. Here we crossed into a splendid belt of gaunt silver firs, the
+first I have seen here; whitish yellow marsh-marigolds and a most vivid
+"smalt" blue forget-me-not with large flowers were abundant, also an
+oxalis very like our own wood-sorrel.
+
+Emerging from the pines, we crossed a grassy slope covered with tall
+primulas (P. _denticulata_) of varying shades of mauve and lilac, and sat
+down for a bit among the flowers while the shikaris looked for game. (I
+need hardly remark that the noble but elusive beast had appeared on the
+scene shortly after I left on Saturday; a Gujar told the shikari, and the
+shikari told me, so it must be true.) When we had gathered as many flowers
+as we could carry, we strolled back to the camp to watch the sunset
+transmute the snowy crest of Haramok to a golden rose.
+
+Yesterday, Tuesday, I left the camp at dawn, and went all over the same
+ground, but with no better success, only seeing a couple of bara singh,
+hornless now, and therefore comparatively uninteresting from a "shikar"
+point of view. After a delightful but bearless ramble I returned to
+breakfast, and then we struck camp, and completed the ascent of the pass
+over into the Lolab. Arrived at the top, we turned off the path to the
+right, and, climbing a short way, came out upon the lower part of the
+Nagmarg, a pretty, open clearing among the pines where the grass, dotted
+thickly with yellow colchicum, was only showing here and there through the
+melting snow. Choosing a snug and dry place on some sun-warmed rocks at
+the foot of a tree, we prepared to lunch and laze, and soon spread abroad
+the contents of the tiffin basket.
+
+There is something, nay much, of charm in the utter freedom and solitude
+of Kashmir camp life. There is no beaten track to be followed diligently
+by the tourist, German, American, or British, guide-book in hand and guide
+at elbow. No empty sardine-tins, nor untidy scraps of paper, mar the clean
+and lonely margs or village camping-grounds.
+
+The happy wanderer, selecting a grassy dell or convenient shady tree with
+a clear spring or dancing rivulet near by, invokes the tiffin coolie, and
+if a duly watchful eye has been kept upon that incorrigible sluggard, in
+short space the contents of the basket deck the sward. What have we here?
+Yes, of course, cold chicken--
+
+ "For beef is rare within these oxless isles."
+
+Bread! (how lucky we sent that coolie into Srinagar the other day). Butter,
+nicely stowed in its little white jar, cheese-cakes (one of the Sabz Ali's
+masterpieces), and a few unconsidered trifles in the form of "jam pups"
+and a stick of chocolate.
+
+Whisky is there, if required, but really the cold spring water is
+"delicate to drink" without spirituous accompaniment.
+
+Hunger appeased, the beauty of the surrounding scenery becomes intensified
+when seen through the balmy veil of smoke caused by the consumption of a
+mild cheroot, and peace and contentment reign while we feed the sprightly
+crows with chicken bones and bits of cheese rind.
+
+Shall we ever forget--Jane and I--that simple feast on the Nagmarg?
+
+The sloping snow melting into little rills which trickled through the
+fresh-springing flower-strewn grass; the extraordinary blue of the
+hillsides overlooking the Lolab Valley seen through the sloping boughs of
+the pines; the crows hopping audaciously around or croaking on a dried
+branch just above our heads; and above all, the glorious sense of freedom,
+of aloofness from all disturbing elements, of utter and irresponsible
+independence in a lovely land unspoiled by hand of man?
+
+The afternoon sun smote us full in the face as we descended the bare and
+not too smooth path that led into the valley, and we were right glad to
+reach the shade of a grove of deodars that covered the lower slopes of the
+hill. The Lolab Valley, into which we had now penetrated, is a rich and
+picturesque expanse of level plain, some fifteen miles long by three or
+four broad, apparently completely surrounded by a densely-wooded curtain
+of mountains, rising to an elevation of some 3000 feet above the valley on
+the south and west, but ranging on the other sides up into the lofty
+summits which bar the route into Gurais and the Tilail. The mountain chain
+is not really continuous, the river Pohru, which drains the valley,
+finding outlet to the west e'er it bends sharply to the south and enters
+the Wular near Sopor.
+
+Perhaps the most noticeable objects in the Lolab are the walnut trees;
+they are now just coming into full leaf, and their great trunks, hoary
+with age and softly velveted with dark green moss, form the noble columns
+of many a lovely camping-ground. We pitched our tents at Lalpura in a
+grove of giants, the majesty of which formed an exquisite contrast to the
+white foam of a cluster of apple trees in bloom.
+
+It has been so hot to-day that we have stayed quietly in camp, reading,
+sketching, and enjoying the _dolce far niente_ of an idle life.
+
+_Sunday, May_ 14.--On Thursday we left Lalpura and marched to Kulgam, a
+short distance of some eight or ten miles. Mr. Blunt, the forest
+officer,[1] had most kindly placed the forest bungalows of the Lolab at
+our disposal; but, as they all lie on the other side of the valley, we are
+obliged to camp every night. We have been working along the north side
+of the Lolab, as the shikari is full of bear "khubbar," and as long as the
+weather remains fair we really do not much care where we go! Skirting the
+foot of the wooded ridge on our right, and with the flat and populous
+levels of the valley on our left, we marched along a good path shaded in
+many places by the magnificent walnuts and snowy fruit-trees for which the
+Lolab is justly famed, until, crossing the Pohru by a rickety bridge, and
+toiling up a hot, bare slope, we reached Kulgam, nestling at the foot of
+the hills.
+
+After tiffin and a short rest we set forth up the nullah behind the
+village to look for (need I say?) a bear. The gradient was stiff, as usual,
+and the path none too good. Feeling that our laborious climb deserved to
+be rewarded by, at any rate, the sight of game, and Ahmed Bot having sent
+a special message to the Lumbadhar at Kulgam directing him to keep the
+nullah quiet, we were justly incensed when, having toiled up some couple
+of thousand weary feet, we met a gay party of the _élite_ of Kulgam
+prancing down the hill with blankets stuffed with wild leeks, or some such
+delicacy.
+
+Ahmed Bot showed reckless courage. Having overwhelmed the enemy with a
+vituperative broadside, he fell upon them single-handed, tore from them
+their cherished blankets, and spilt the leeks to the four winds.
+
+I expected nothing less than to be promptly hurled down the khud, with
+Jill after me, by the six enraged burghers of Kulgam. But no. They simply
+sat down together on a rock, and blubbered loud and long; we sat down
+opposite them on another rock and laughed, and laughed--tableau!
+
+On Friday I went for a delightful walk through the pine and deodar forests,
+the ostensible objective being, of course, a bear. Putting aside all ideas
+of sport, I gave myself up to the simple joy of mere existence in such a
+land; noting a handsome iris with broad red lilac blooms, which I had not
+seen before; listening to the intermittent voice of the cuckoo, and
+pausing every here and there to gaze over the fair valley, backed by its
+encircling ranges of sunlit mountains.
+
+The chota shikari is a youth of great activity, both mental and physical.
+He almost wept with excitement on observing the mark of a bear's paw on a
+dusty bit of path. He said it was a bear which had left that paw-mark, so
+I believed him. Late in the dusk of the afternoon he _saw_ a bear sitting
+looking out of a cave. I could only make out a black hole, but he saw its
+ears move. I regarded the spot with a powerful telescope, but only saw
+more hole; still, I cannot doubt the chota shikari. The burra shikari saw
+it too, but was of opinion that it was too late to go and bag it. I think
+he was right, so we went back to camp without further adventure.
+
+Yesterday we left Kulgam, and followed up a track to a small village which
+lies at the foot of the track leading over to Gurais and the Tilail
+country. Here we camped in a grove of walnuts, which stood by an icy
+spring. Jane and I went for a stroll, watched a couple of small
+woodpeckers hunting the trunk of a young fir within a few feet of us, but
+retreated hurriedly to camp on the approach of a heavy thunderstorm. This
+was but the prelude to a bad break in the weather; all to-day it has
+rained in torrents, and everything is sopping and soaked. The little
+stream which yesterday trickled by the camp is become a young river, and
+it is a perfect mystery how Sabz Ali manages to cook our food over a fire
+guarded from the full force of the rain by blankets propped up with sticks,
+and how, having cooked it, he can bring it, still hot, across the twenty
+yards of rain-swept space which intervenes between the cook-house and our
+tent.
+
+_Monday, May_ 15.--The deluge continued all night, and only at about ten
+o'clock this forenoon did the heavy curtain of rain break up into ragged
+swirls of cloud, which, torn by the serrated ridges of the gloomy pines,
+rolled dense and dark up the gorges, resonant now with the roar of
+full-fed torrents.
+
+The men are all beginning to complain of fever, and have eaten up a great
+quantity of quinine. Considering the dismal conditions under which they
+have been living for the last couple of days, this is not surprising; so,
+with the first promise of an improvement in the weather, we struck camp,
+determined to make for the forest bungalow at Doras and obtain the shelter
+of a solid roof. Many showers, but no serious downpour, enlivened our
+march, and we arrived at the snug little wooden house just in time to
+escape a particularly fine specimen of a thunderstorm. The Doras bungalow
+seemed a very palace of luxury, with its dry, airy rooms and wide verandah,
+all of sweet-smelling deodar wood. The men, too, were thankful to have a
+good roof over their heads, and we heard no more of fever.
+
+_Wednesday, May_ 17.--Yesterday it rained without ceasing, until the
+valley in front of us took the appearance of a lake--A party of terns,
+white above and with black breasts, skirled and wrangled over the "casual"
+water. It was still very wet this morning, but as it cleared somewhat
+after breakfast, we made up our minds to quit the Lolab and get back to
+our boat.
+
+Doras has sad memories for Jane, for here died the "chota murghi," a black
+chicken endowed with the most affectionate disposition. It was permitted
+to sit on the lady's knee, and scratch its yellow beak with its little
+yellow claw; but I never cared to let it remain long upon my shoulder--a
+perch it ardently affected. Well! it is dead, poor dear, and whether from
+shock (the pony which carried its basket having fallen down with it _en
+route_ from "Walnut Camp"), or from a surfeit of caterpillars which were
+washed in myriads off the trees there, we cannot tell. Sabz Ali brought
+the little corpse along, holding it by one pathetic leg to show the
+horrified Jane, before giving it to the kites and crows. He has many
+"murghis" left; baskets full, as he says, for they are cheap in the Lolab,
+but we shall never love another so dearly.
+
+We had a shocking time while climbing to the pass which leads over to
+Rampur, the road being deep in slimy mud, and so slippery that the
+unfortunate baggage ponies could hardly get along. Jane, who is in
+splendid condition now, toiled nobly up a track which would have been
+delightful had the weather been a little less hideous.
+
+Reaching the ridge which divides the Lolab from the Pohru Valley, we
+turned to the left, along the edge, instead of descending forthwith, as we
+had hoped and expected to do. It was raw and cold, with flying wreaths of
+damp mist shutting out the view, and we were glad of a comforting tiffin,
+swallowed somewhat hurriedly, under a forlorn and stunted specimen of a
+blue pine. Then on along a rough and slippery catwalk that made us wonder
+if the baggage ponies would achieve a safe arrival at Rampur.
+
+Crossing a steep, rock-strewn ridge, covered with crown imperial in full
+flower, we began a sharp descent through a wood of deodars; and now the
+thunder, which had been grumbling and rumbling in the distance, came upon
+us, and a deafening peal sent us scurrying down the hill at our best pace;
+the lightning-blasted trunks stretching skywards their blackened and
+tempest-torn limbs in ghastly witness of what had been and what might be
+again.
+
+At last we cleared the wood, and, plunging across a perfect slough of deep
+mud, crawled on to the verandah of the Rampur forest-house, where we sat
+anxiously watching the hillside until we saw our faithful ponies safely
+sliding down the hill.
+
+_Thursday, May_ 18.--The changes of weather in this country are sudden and
+surprising. This morning we woke to a perfect day--the sun bathing the
+warm hillsides, the picturesque brown village, and the brilliant masses of
+snowy blossoming fruit-trees with a radiant smile. And, but for the
+tell-tale riot of the streams and the sponginess of the compound, there
+was nothing to betray the past misdeeds of the clerk of the weather.
+
+At noon we set out to cover the short distance that lay between us and
+Kunis, where we had made tryst with Satarah. The country was like a series
+of English woodland glades--watered by many purling streams, and bright
+with masses of apple blossom; the turf around the trees all white and pink
+with petals torn from the branches by the recent storms. Clumps of fir
+clothed the hills with sombre green--a perfect background to a perfect
+picture.
+
+The flowers all along our path to-day were much in evidence after the rain.
+Little prickly rose-bushes (_R. Webbiana_) were covered with pink blossoms
+just bursting into full glory; bushes of white may, yellow berberis,
+Daphne (_Oleoides?_), and many another flowering shrub grew in tangled
+profusion, while pimpernel (red and blue), a small androsace
+(_rotundifolia_), hawks-bit, stork's bill, wild geranium, a tiny mallow,
+eye-bright, forget-me-not, a little yellow oxalis, a speedwell, and many
+another, to me unknown, blossom starred the roadside. In the fields round
+Kunis the poppies flared, and the iris bordered the fields with a ribbon
+of royal purple.
+
+We reached Kunis at two o'clock, and found the village half submerged, the
+water being up and over the low shores from the recent rain. Our boats
+were moored in a clump of willows, whose feet stood so deeply in the water
+that we had to embark on pony-back! After lunch came the usual difference
+of opinion with the Admiral, who seems to have great difficulty in
+grasping the fact that our will is law as to times and seasons for sailing.
+He always assumes the rôle of passive resister, and is always defeated
+with ignominy. He insisted that it was too late to think of reaching
+Bandipur, but we maintained that we could get at any rate part of the way;
+so he cast off from his willow-tree, and sulkily poked and poled out into
+the Wular, taking uncommon good care to hug the shore with fervour.
+
+Here and there a group of willows standing far out into the lake, or a
+half-drowned village, drove us out into the open water, and once when,
+like a latter-day Vasco de Gama, the Admiral was striving to double the
+dreadful promontory of a water-logged fence, a puff of wind fell upon us,
+lashing the smooth water into ripples, whereupon the crew lost their wits
+with fright, and the lady mariners in the cook-boat set up a dismal
+howling; the ark, taking charge, crashed through the fence, her way
+carrying us to the very door of a frontier villa of an amphibious village.
+With amazing alacrity the crew tied us up to the door-post, and prepared
+to go into winter quarters.
+
+This did not suit us at all, and
+
+ "The harmless storm being ended,"
+
+we ruthlessly broke away from our haven of refuge, and safely arrived at
+Alsu.
+
+_Friday, May_ 19.--An ominous stillness and repose at 3 o'clock this
+morning sent me forth to see why the windlass was not being manned. A
+thing like a big grey bat flapping about, proved, on inspection, to be
+that rascal the Lord High Admiral Satarah. He said he could not start, as
+the hired coolies from Kunis had been so terrified by the horrors of
+yesterday that they had departed in the night, sacrificing their pay
+rather than run any more risks with such daredevils as the mem-sahib and
+me. This was vexatious and entirely unexpected, as I had never before
+known a coolie to bolt before pay-day. Sabz Ali and Satarah were promptly
+despatched on a pressgang foray, while I put to sea with the
+first-lieutenant to show that I meant business. A crew was found in a
+surprisingly short time, and a frenzied dart was made for the mouth of the
+Jhelum.
+
+All day we poled round the shore of the lake, over flooded fields where
+the mustard had spread its cloth of gold a short week ago, over the very
+hedges we had scrambled through when duck-shooting in April, until in the
+evening we entered the river just below Sumbal.
+
+The towing-path was almost, in many places quite, under water, and the
+whole country looked most forlorn and melancholy as the sun went down--a
+pale yellow ball in a pale yellow haze.
+
+_Sunday, May_ 21.--All yesterday we towed up the river against a current
+which ran swift and strong.
+
+The passage of the bridge at Surahal gave us some trouble, as the flooded
+river brought our upper works within a narrow distance of the highest
+point of the span, but we finally scraped through with the loss of a
+portion of the railing which decorated our upper deck.
+
+The strain of towing was severe, so, when a brisk squall and threatening
+thunder-shower overtook us at the mouth of the Sind River, we decided to
+tie up there for the night.
+
+This morning we started at four o'clock, but only reached our berth at
+Srinagar at two, having spent no less than six hours in forcing the boats
+by pole and rope for the last three miles through the town! An incredible
+amount of panting, pushing, yelling, and hauling, with frantic invocations
+to "Jampaws" and other saints, was required to enable us to crawl inch by
+inch against the racing water which met us in the narrow canal below the
+Palace.
+
+All's well that ends well, and here we are once more in Srinagar, after a
+trip which has been really delightful, albeit the weather latterly has not
+been by any means all that could have been desired, and we have slain no
+bears![2]
+
+
+[1] Commonly called the "Jungly-sahib."
+
+[2] Can it be that Bernier was right? "Il ne s'y trouve ni serpens, ni
+ tigres, ni ours, ni lions, si ce n'est très rarement."--_Voyage de
+ Kachemire_.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX
+
+SRINAGAR AGAIN
+
+We have spent the last three weeks or so quietly in Srinagar, our boats
+forming links in the long chain that, during the "season," extends for
+miles along both banks of the river. A large contingent of amphibians
+dwells in the canal leading to the Dal gates, and the Chenar Bagh, sacred
+to the bachelor, shows not a spare inch along its shady length.
+
+Not being either professional globe-trotters or Athenians, we have not
+felt obliged to be perpetually in high-strung pursuit of some new thing;
+and to the seeker after mild and modest enjoyment there is much to be said
+in favour of a sojourn at Srinagar.
+
+Polo, gymkhanas, lawn-tennis, picnics, and golf are everyday occurrences,
+followed by a rendezvous at the club, where every one congregates for a
+smoke and chat, until the sun goes down behind the poplars, and the swift
+shikaras come darting over the stream like water-beetles to carry off the
+sahibs to their boats, to dress, dine, and reassemble for "bridge," or
+perhaps a dance at Nedou's Hotel, or at that most hospitable hub of
+Srinagar, the Residency.
+
+Polo is, naturally, practically restricted to the man who brings up his
+ponies from the Punjab, but golf is for all, and the nine-hole course,
+although flat, is not stale, and need not be unprofitable, unless you are
+fallen upon--as I was--by two stalwart Sappers, sons of Canada and potent
+wielders of the cleek, who gave me enough to do to keep my rupees in my
+pocket and the honour of the mother country upheld!
+
+On May 26th we took shikara and paddled across the Dal Lake to see
+something of the Mohammedan festival, consisting in a pilgrimage to the
+Mosque of Hasrat Bal, where a hair of the prophet's beard is the special
+object of adoration.
+
+As we neared the goal the plot thickened. Hundreds of boats--from enormous
+doungas containing the noisy inhabitants of, I should suppose, a whole
+village, down to the tiniest shikara, whose passenger was perched with
+careful balance to retain a margin of safety to his two inches of
+freeboard--converged upon the crowded bank, above which rose the mosque.
+
+How can I best attempt to describe the din, the crush, the light, the
+colour? Was it like Henley? Well, perhaps it might be considered as a mad,
+fantastic Henley. Replace the fair ladies and the startling "blazers" with
+veiled houris and their lords clad in all colours of the rainbow; for one
+immortal "Squash" put hundreds of "squashes," all playing upon weird
+instruments, or singing in "a singular minor key"; let the smell of
+outlandish cookery be wafted to you from the "family" boats and from the
+bivouacs on the shore; let a constant uproar fall upon your ears as when
+the Hall defeats Third Trinity by half a length; and, finally, for the
+flat banks of Father Thames and the trim lawns of Phyllis Court, you must
+substitute the Nasim Bagh crowned with its huge chenars, and Mahadco
+looking down upon you from his thirteen thousand feet of precipice and
+snow.
+
+Half-an-hour of this kaleidoscopic whirl of gaiety satisfied us. The sun,
+in spite of an awning, was a little trying, so we sought the quiet and
+shade of the Nasim Bagh for lunch and repose.
+
+Returning towards Srinagar about sundown, we stopped to visit the ancient
+Mosque of Hassanabad, which stands on a narrow inlet or creek of the Dal
+Lake, shaded by chenars and willows in all their fresh spring green. A
+little lawn of softest turf slopes up gently to the ruined mosque, of
+which a portion of an apse and vaulted dome alone stand sentinel over its
+fallen greatness. Around lie the tombs of princes, whose bones have
+mouldered for eight hundred years under the irises, which wave their green
+sabres crowned with royal purple in the whispering twilight.
+
+Near by, the mud and timber walls of a ziarat stand, softly brown,
+supporting a deeply overhanging, grass-grown roof, blazing with scarlet
+tulips. Through its very centre, and as though supporting it, pierces the
+gnarled trunk of a walnut tree, reminding one of Ygdrasil, the Upholder of
+the Universe.
+
+_May_ 27.--What an improvement it would be if a house-dounga could be
+fitted with torpedo netting! Jane finds herself in the most embarrassing
+situations, while dressing in the morning, from the unwelcome pertinacity
+of the merchants who swarm up the river in the early hours from their
+lairs, and lay themselves alongside the helpless house-boats.
+
+By 10 A.M. we have to repel boarders in all directions. Mr. Sami Joo is
+endeavouring to sell boots from the bow, while Guffar Ali is pressing
+embroidery on our acceptance from the stern. Ali Jan is in a boat full of
+carved-wood rubbish on the starboard side, while Samad Shah, Sabhana, and
+half-a-dozen other robbers line the river bank opposite our port windows
+and clamour for custom. A powerful garden-hose of considerable calibre
+might be useful, but for the present I have given Sabz Ali orders to rig
+out long poles, which will prevent the enemy from so easily getting to
+close quarters.
+
+_June_ 17.--It is quite curious that it should be so difficult to find
+time to keep up this journal. Mark Twain, in that best of burlesques, _The
+Innocents Abroad_ affirms, if I remember rightly, that you could not
+condemn your worst enemy to greater suffering than to bind him down to
+keep an accurate diary for a year.
+
+It is the inexorable necessity for writing day by day one's impressions
+that becomes so trying; and yet it must be done daily if it is to be done
+at all, for the only virtue I can attain to in writing is truth; and
+impressions from memory, like sketches from memory, are of no value from
+the hand of any but a master.
+
+The time set apart for diary-writing is the hour which properly intervenes
+between chota hasri and the announcement of my bath; but, somehow, there
+never seems to be very much time. Either the early tea is late or bath is
+early, or a shikar expedition, with a grass slipper in pursuit of flies,
+takes up the precious moments, and so the business of the day gets all
+behindhand.
+
+The fly question is becoming serious. Personally, I do not consider that
+fleas, mosquitoes, or any other recognised insect pests (excepting,
+perhaps, harvest bugs) are so utterly unendurable as the "little, busy,
+thirsty fly." It seems odd, too, as he neither stings nor bites, that he
+should be so objectionable; but his tickly method of walking over your
+nose or down your neck, and the exasperating pertinacity with which he
+refuses to take "no" for an answer when you flick him delicately with a
+handkerchief, but "cuts" and comes again, maddens you until you rise,
+bloody-minded in your wrath, and, seizing the nearest sledgehammer, fall
+upon the brute as he sits twiddling his legs in a sunny patch on the table,
+then lo--
+
+ "Unwounded from the dreadful close "--
+
+he frisks cheerfully away, leaving you to gather up cursefully the
+fragments of the china bowl your wife bought yesterday in the bazaar!
+
+How he manages to congregate in his legions in this ship is a mystery.
+Every window is guarded by "meat safe" blinds of wire gauze; the doors are,
+normally, kept shut; and yet, after one has swept round like an irate
+whirlwind with a grass slipper, and slain or desperately wounded every
+visible fly in the cabin, and at last sat down again to pant and paint,
+hoping for surcease from annoyance, not five minutes pass before one, two,
+nay, a round dozen of the miscreants are gaily licking the moisture off
+the cobalt (may they die in agony!), or trying to swim across the glass of
+water, or playing hop-scotch on the nape of my neck.
+
+From what mysterious lair or hidden orifice they come I know not, but here
+they are in profusion until another massacre of the innocents is decreed.
+
+It is a sound thing to go round one's sleeping-cabin at night before
+"turning in," and make a bag of all that can be found "dreaming the happy
+hours away" on the bulkheads and ceiling. It sends us to bed in the
+virtuous frame of mind of the Village Blacksmith--
+
+ "Something attempted, something done,
+ Has earned a night's repose"
+
+There are other microbes besides flies in Kashmir which are
+exasperating--coolies, for instance.
+
+I had engaged men through Chattar Singh (the State Transport factotum at
+Srinagar) to take us up the river, and decreed that we should start at
+4 A.M. yesterday.
+
+We had been to an _al fresco_ gathering at the Residency the night before,
+and so were rather sleepy in the early morning, and I did not wake at four
+o'clock. At six we had not got far on our way, and at ten we were but
+level with Pandrettan, barely three miles from Srinagar as the crow (that
+model of rectilinear volition) flies.
+
+I was busy painting all the forenoon, and failed to note the sluggish
+steps of our coolies, but in the afternoon it was borne in upon us that if
+we wanted to reach Avantipura that night, as we had arranged, a little
+acceleration was necessary.
+
+Then the trouble began. The coolies were bone-lazy, the admiral and
+first-lieutenant were sulky, and the weather was stuffy and threatened
+thunder--the conditions were altogether detrimental to placidity of
+temper.
+
+By sunset we had the shikari, the kitchen-maid, and the sweeper on the
+tow-rope, and even the great and good Sabz Ali was seen to bear a hand in
+poling. Much recrimination now ensued between Sabz Ali and the Admiral,
+and the whole crowd made the air resound with Kashmiri "language," every
+one, apparently, abusing everybody else, and making very nasty remarks
+about their lady ancestors.
+
+At 10 P.M. I got four more coolies from a village, apparently chiefly
+inhabited by dogs, who deeply resented our proximity, and at 2 o'clock
+this morning we reached the haven where we would be--Avantipura.
+
+This morning I discharged the Srinagar coolies and took a fresh lot, who
+pull better and talk less.
+
+How differently things may be put and yet the truth retained. Yesterday we
+reclined at our ease in our cosy floating cottage, towed up the lovely
+river by a picturesque crew of bronze Kashmiris, the swish of the passing
+water only broken by their melodious voices. The brilliancy of the morning
+gave way in the afternoon to a soft haze which fell over the snowy ranges,
+mellowing their clear tones to a soft and pearly grey, while the
+reflections of the big chenars which graced the river bank deepened us the
+afternoon shadows lengthened and spread over the wide landscape. Towards
+evening we strolled along the river bank plucking the ripe mulberries, and
+idly watching the terns and kingfishers busily seeking their suppers over
+the glassy water; and at night we sat on deck while the moon rose higher
+in the quiet sky, and the dark river banks assumed a clearer ebony as she
+rose above the lofty fringe of trees, until the towing-path lay a track of
+pure silver reaching away to the dim belt of woodland which shrouded
+Avantipura.
+
+That is a perfectly accurate description of the day, and so is this:--
+
+It was very hot--and there is nothing hid from the heat of the sun on
+board a wooden house-dounga. The flies, too, were unusually malevolent,
+and I could scarcely paint, and my wife could hardly read by reason of
+their unwelcome attentions.
+
+The coolies were a poor lot and a slack, and as the day grew stuffier and
+sultrier so did their efforts on the tow-path become "small by degrees and
+beautifully less."
+
+That irrepressible bird--the old cock--refused to consider himself as
+under arrest in his hen-coop, and insisted upon crowing about fifteen
+times a minute with that fidgeting irregularity which seems peculiar to
+certain unpleasant sounds, and which retains the ear fixed in nervous
+tension for the next explosion of defiance or pride, or whatever evil
+impulse it is which causes a cock to crow.
+
+Driven overboard by the cock, and a feeling that exercise would be
+beneficial, we landed in the afternoon, and plodded along the bank for
+some miles. The innumerable mulberry trees are loaded with ripe fruit, the
+ground below being literally black with fallen berries. We ate some, and
+pronounced them to be but mawkish things.
+
+After dinner we sat on deck, as the lamp smelt too strongly to let us
+enjoy ourselves in the cabin, and the coolies on the bank and the people
+in our boat and those in the cook-boat engaged in a triangular duel of
+words, until the last few grains of my patience ran through the glass, and
+I spake with _my_ tongue.
+
+There is certainly some curious quality in the air of this country which
+affects the nerves: maybe it is the elevation at which one lives--certain
+it is that many people complain of unwonted irritability and
+susceptibility to petty annoyances. And, while travelling in Kashmir is
+easy and comfortable enough along beaten tracks, yet the petty worries
+connected with all matters of transport and supply are incessant, and
+become much more serious if one cannot speak or understand Hindustani.
+
+It takes some little time for the Western mind to grasp the fact that the
+Kashmiri cannot and must not be treated on the "man and brothel" principle.
+
+He is by nature a slave, and his brain is in many respects the undeveloped
+brain of a child; in certain ways, however, his outward childishness
+conceals the subtlety of the Heathen Chinee.
+
+He has in no degree come to comprehend the dignity of labour any more than
+a Poplar pauper comprehends it, but fortunately his Guardians, while
+granting certain advantages in his tenure of land and payment of rent,
+have bound him, in return, to work for a fair payment, when required to do
+so by his Government, as exercised by the local Tehsildhar.
+
+The demand made upon a village for coolies is not, therefore, an arbitrary
+and high-handed system of bullying, but simply a call upon the villages to
+fulfil their obligation towards the State by doing a fair day's work for a
+fair day's pay of from four to six annas.
+
+I do not, of course, propose to entangle myself in the working of the Land
+Settlement, which is most fully and admirably explained in Lawrence's
+_Valley of Kashmir_.
+
+The coolie, drawn from his native village reluctant, like a periwinkle
+from its shell, is never a good starter, and when he finds himself at the
+end of a tow-rope or bowed beneath half a hundredweight of the sahib's
+trinkets, with a three-thousand-feet pass to attain in front of him, he is
+extremely apt to burst into tears--idle tears--or be overcome by a fit of
+that fell disease--"the lurgies." Lest my reader should not be acquainted
+with this illness, at least under that name, here is the diagnosis of the
+lurgies as given by a very ordinary seaman to the ship's doctor.
+
+"Well, sir, I eats well, and I sleeps well; but when I've got a job of
+work to do--Lor' bless you, sir! I breaks out all over of a tremble!"
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X
+
+THE LIDAR VALLEY
+
+We were glad enough to leave Srinagar, as that place has been undoubtedly
+trying lately, being extremely hot and relaxing. The river, which had been
+up to the fourteen-foot level, as shown on the gate ports at the entrance
+to the Sunt-i-kul Canal, had fallen to 9-1/2 feet, and the mud, exposed
+both on its banks and in the fields and flats which had been flooded, must
+have given out unwholesome exhalations, of which the riverine population,
+the dwellers in house-boats and doungas, got the full benefit.
+
+Jane has certainly been anything but well lately, and I confess to a
+certain feeling best described as "slack and livery."
+
+We had not intended to remain nearly so long in Srinagar, but the
+continuity of the chain of entertainments proved too firm to break, and
+dances and dinners, bridge and golf, kept us bound from day to day, until
+the _fête_ at the Residency on the 15th practically brought the Srinagar
+season to a close, and broke up the line of house-boats that had been
+moored along both banks of the river.
+
+We had arranged to start with a party of three other boats up the river,
+visiting Atchibal with our friends, and then going up the Lidar Valley,
+while they retraced their way to Srinagar.
+
+The most popular bachelor in Kashmir was appointed commodore, and deputed
+to set the pace and arrange rendezvous. He began by sending on his big
+house-boat, dragged by many coolies, to Pampur, a distance of some ten
+miles by water, and, following himself on horseback by road, instituted a
+sort of "Devil take the hindmost" race, for which we were not prepared.
+
+On reaching Pampur we heard that the "Baltic Fleet" had sailed for
+Avantipura, so we followed on; but, alas! having made a forced march to
+this latter place, we found that Rodjestvenski Phelps had again escaped us
+and "gone before."
+
+We consigned him and the elusive "chota resident," who was in command of
+the rest of the party, to perdition, and decided to pursue the even tenor
+of our way to the Lidar Valley.
+
+The upper reaches of the Jhelum tire not wildly or excitingly lovely. The
+narrowed waters, like sweet Thames, run softly between quiet British banks,
+willow veiled. The wide level flats of the lower river give place to low
+sloping hills or "karewas," which fall in terraced undulations from the
+foothills of the higher ranges which close in the eastern extremity of the
+Kashmir Valley.
+
+It was well into the evening, and the sun had just set, throwing a
+glorious rosy flush over the snows which surround the Lidar Valley, when
+we came to the picturesque bridge which crosses the stream at Bejbehara.
+
+The scene here was charming--a grand festa or religious tamasha being
+toward; the whole river was swarming with boats--great doungas, with their
+festive crews yelling a monotonous chant, paddled uproariously by. Light
+shikaras darted in and out, making up for want of volume in their song by
+the piercing shrillness of their utterances. The banks and bridge teemed
+with swarming life, and all Kashmir seemed to have contributed its
+noisiest members to the revel.
+
+Beyond the bridge we could see through the gathering dusk many house-boats
+of the sahibs clustering under a group of magnificent chenars, over whose
+dark masses the moon was just rising, full orbed. The piers of the bridge
+seemed to be set in foliage, large willows having grown up from their
+bases, giving a most curious effect. We marked with some apprehension the
+swiftness of the oily current which came swirling round the piers, and
+soon we found ourselves stuck fast about half-way under the bridge,
+apparently unable to force our boat another inch against the stream which
+boiled past. An appalling uproar was caused by the coolies and the
+unemployed upon the bridge, who all, as usual, gave unlimited advice to
+every one else as to the proper management of affairs under the existing
+circumstances, but did nothing whatever in support of their theories. The
+situation was becoming quite interesting, and the "mem-sahib" and I,
+sitting on the roof of our boat, were speculating as to what would happen
+next when the Gordian knot was cut by the unexpected energy and courage of
+the first-lieutenant, who boldly slapped an argumentative coolie in the
+face, while the admiral dashed promiscuously into the shikara,
+and--yelling "Hard-a-starboard!--Full speed ahead!--Sit on the
+safety--valve!"--boldly shot into an overhanging mulberry tree, wherein
+our tow-rope was much entangled. The rope was cleared, the crew poled
+like fury, the coolies hauled for all they were worth, every one yelled
+himself hoarse, and we forged ahead. We crashed under the mulberry tree,
+which swept us from stem to stern, nearly carrying the hen-coop overboard;
+while Jane and I lay flat under a perfect hail of squashy black fruit
+which covered the upper deck.
+
+We went on shore for a moonlight stroll after dinner. The place was like a
+glorified English park; chenars of the first magnitude, taking the place
+of oaks, rose from the short crisp turf, while a band of stately poplars
+stood sentry on the river bank. Through blackest shadow and over patches
+of moonlit sward we rambled till we came upon the ruins of a temple, of
+which little was left but a crumbled heap of masonry in the middle of a
+rectangular grassy hollow which had evidently been a tank, small detached
+mounds, showing where the piers of a little bridge had stood, giving
+access to the building from the bank. An avenue of chenars led straight to
+the bridge, showing either the antiquity of the trees or the comparatively
+modern date of the temple.
+
+_June 19_.--Yesterday afternoon we left Bejbehara, and went on to Kanbal,
+the port of Islamabad. A hot and sultry day, oppressive and enervating to
+all but the flies, which were remarkably energetic and lively. The river
+below Islamabad is quite narrow, and hemmed in between high mudbanks.
+
+Here we found the "Baltic Fleet," but, knowing that our fugitive friends
+must have already reached Atchibal, we held to our intention of going up
+the Lidar.
+
+Having tied up to a remarkably smelly bank, which was just lofty enough to
+screen our heated brows from any wandering breeze, we landed to explore. A
+hot walk of a mile or so along a dusty, poplar-lined road brought us to
+the town of Islamabad, which, however, concealed its beauties most
+effectually in a mass of foliage. Although it ranks as the second town in
+Kashmir, it can hardly be said to be more than a big village, even
+allowing for its 9000 inhabitants, its picturesque springs, and its boast
+of having been once upon a time the capital of the valley. The first
+hundred yards of "city," consisting of a highly-seasoned bazaar paved with
+the accumulated filth of ages, was enough to satisfy our thirst for
+sight-seeing, and after a visit to the post-office we trudged back through
+a most oppressive grey haze to the boat. Crowds of the _élite_ of the
+neighbourhood were hastening into Islamabad, where the "tamasha," which we
+came upon at Bejbehara, is to be continued to-morrow.
+
+We had a good deal of difficulty in getting transport for our expedition,
+as the Assistant Resident and his party had, apparently, cleared the place
+of available ponies and coolies. An appeal to the Tehsildhar was no use,
+as that dignitary had gone to Atchibal in the Court train. However, a
+little pressure applied to Lassoo, the local livery stablekeeper, produced
+eight baggage ponies and a good-looking cream-coloured steed, with man's
+saddle, for my wife.
+
+The syce, a jovial-looking little flat-faced fellow, was a native of
+Ladakh.
+
+We made a fairly early start, getting off about six, and, having skirted
+the town and passed the neat little Zenana Mission Hospital, we had a
+pretty but uneventful march of some six miles to Bawan, where, under a big
+chenar, we halted for the greater part of the day.
+
+Here let me point out that life is but a series of neglected opportunities.
+We were within a couple of miles of Martand, the principal temple in
+Kashmir, and we did not go to see it! I blush as I write this, knowing
+that hereafter no well-conducted globe-trotter will own to my acquaintance,
+and, indeed, the case requires explanation. Well, then, it was excessively
+hot; we were both in bad condition, and I had ten miles more to march, so
+we decided to visit Martand on our way down the valley. Alas! we came this
+way no more.
+
+Little knowing how much we were missing, we sat contented in the shade
+while the hot hours went by, merely strolling down to visit a sacred tank
+full of cool green water and swarming with holy carp, which scrambled in a
+solid mass for bits of the chupatty which Jane threw to them.
+
+A clear stream gushed out of a bank overhung by a tangle of wild plants.
+To the left was a weird figure of the presiding deity, painted red, and
+frankly hideous.
+
+We were truly sorry to feel obliged, at four o'clock, to leave Bawan with
+its massy trees and abundance of clear running water, and step out into
+the heat and glare of the afternoon.
+
+I found it a trying march. The road led along a fairly good track among
+rice-fields, whence the sloping sun glinted its maddening reflection, but
+here and there clumps of walnuts--the fruit just at the pickling
+stage--cast a broad cool shadow, in which one lingered to pant and mop a
+heated brow e'er plunging out again into the grievous white sunlight.
+
+The cavalcade was increased during the afternoon by the addition to our
+numbers of a dog--a distinctly ugly, red-haired native sort of dog,
+commonly called a pi-dog. He appeared, full of business--from nowhere in
+particular--and his business appeared to be to go to Eshmakam with us.
+
+As we neared that place the road began to rise through the loveliest
+woodland scenery--white roses everywhere in great bushes of foamy white,
+and in climbing wreaths that drooped from the higher trees, wild indigo in
+purple patches reminding one not a little of heather. Above the still
+unseen village a big ziarat or monastery shone yellow in the sinking
+sunlight, and overhead rose a rugged grey wall of strangely pinnacled
+crags, outliers of the Wardwan, showing dusky blue in the clear-cut
+shadows, and rose grey where the low sun caught with dying glory the
+projecting peaks and bastions.
+
+In a sort of orchard of walnut trees, on short, clean, green grass, we
+pitched our tents, and right glad was I to sit in a comfortable Roorkhee
+chair and admire the preparations for dinner after a stiff day, albeit we
+only "made good" some sixteen miles at most.
+
+_June_ 20.--A brilliant morning saw us off for Pahlgam, along a road which
+was simply a glorified garden. Roses white and roses pink in wild
+profusion, jasmin both white and yellow, wild indigo, a tall and very
+handsome spiraea, forget-me-not, a tiny sort of Michaelmas daisy, wild
+strawberry, and honeysuckle, among many a (to me unknown) blossom, clothed
+the hillside or drooped over the bank of the clear stream, by whose
+flower-spangled margin lay our path, where, as in Milton's description of
+Eden,
+
+ "Each beauteous flower,
+ Iris all hues, roses, and jessamine
+ Reared high their flourished heads."
+
+Soon the valley narrowed, and closer on our left roared the Lidar, foaming
+over its boulders in wild haste to find peace and tranquil flow in the
+broad bosom of Jhelum.
+
+The road became somewhat hilly, and at one steep zigzag the nerves of Jane
+failed her slightly and she dismounted, rightly judging that a false step
+on the part of the cream-coloured courser would be followed by a hurried
+descent into the Lidar. I explained to her that I would certainly do what
+I could for her with a dredge in the Wular when I came down, but she
+preferred, she said, not to put me to any inconvenience in the matter. We
+were asked to subscribe, a few days later, at Pahlgam to provide the
+postman with a new pony, his late lamented "Tattoo" having been startled
+by a flash of lightning at that very spot, and having paid for the error
+with his life.
+
+A halt was called for lunch under a blue pine, where we quickly discovered
+how paltry its shade is in comparison with the generous screen cast by a
+chenar; scarcely has the heated traveller picked out a seemingly
+umbrageous spot to recline upon when, lo! a flickering shaft of sunlight,
+broken into an irritating dazzle by a quivering bunch of pine needles,
+strikes him in the eye, and he sets to work to crawl vainly around in
+search of a better screen.
+
+Nothing approaches the great circle of solid coolness thrown by a big
+chenar. The walnut does its best, and comes in a good second. Pines
+(especially blue ones) are, as I remarked before, unsatisfactory.
+
+But if the pine is not all that can be wished as a shade-producer, he is
+in all his varieties a beautiful object to look upon. First, I think, in
+point of magnificence towers the Himalayan spruce, rearing his gaunt shaft,
+
+ "Like the mast of some tall ammiral,"
+
+from the shelving steeps that overhang the torrents, and piercing high
+into the blue. In living majesty he shares the honours with the deodar,
+but he is merely good to look upon; his timber is useless and in his decay
+his fallen and lightning-blasted remains lie rotting on these wild hills,
+while the precious trunks of the deodar and the excelsa are laboriously
+collected, and floated and dragged to the lower valleys, producing much
+good money to Sir Amar Singh and the best of building timber to the
+purchaser.
+
+The road towards Pahlgam is a charming woodland walk, where the wild
+strawberries, still hardly out of flower, grow thick amidst a tangle of
+chestnut, yew, wild cherry, and flowering shrubs. Overhead and to the
+right the rocky steeps rise abruptly until they culminate in the crags of
+Kohinar, and on the left the snow-fed Lidar roars "through the cloven
+ravine in cataract after cataract."
+
+About four miles from Pahlgam, on turning a corner of the gorge, a
+splendid view bursts upon the wayfarer. The great twin brethren of Kolahoi
+come suddenly into sight, where they stand blocking the head of the valley,
+their double peaks shining with everlasting snow.
+
+It needed all the beauty of the scene to make me forget that the thirteen
+miles from Eshmakam were long and hot, and that I was woefully out of
+condition, and we rejoiced to see the gleam of tents amid the pine-wood
+which constitutes the camping-ground of Pahlgam.
+
+We sat peacefully on the thyme and clover-covered maiden, amongst a herd
+of happily browsing cattle, until our tents were up and the irritating but
+needful bustle of arrival was over, and the tea-table spread.
+
+Pahlgam stands some 2000 feet above Srinagar, and although it is not
+supposed to be bracing, yet to us, jaded votaries of fashion in stuffy
+Srinagar, the fresh, clear, pine-scented air was purely delightful, and a
+couple of days saw us "like kidlings blythe and merry"--that is to say, as
+much so as a couple of sedate middle-aged people could reasonably be
+expected to appear. The camping-ground is in a wood of blue pines, which,
+extending from the steeper uplands, covers much of the leveller valley,
+and abuts with woody promontories on the flowery strath which borders the
+river. Here some dozen or so of visitors had already selected little
+clearings, and the flicker of white tents, the squealing of ponies, and
+the jabber of native servants banished all ideas of loneliness.
+
+About half a mile below the camping-ground is the bungalow of Colonel Ward,
+clear of the wood and with Kolahoi just showing over the green shoulder
+which hides him from Pahlgam. I was fortunate enough to find the Colonel
+before he left for Datchgam to meet the Residency party, and to get,
+through his kindness, certain information which I wanted about the birds
+of Kashmir.
+
+An enthusiast in natural history, Colonel Ward has given himself with
+heart-whole devotion for many years to the study of the beasts and birds
+of Kashmir, and he is practically the one and only authority on the
+subject.
+
+We were very anxious to cross the high pass above Lidarwat over into the
+Sind Valley, having arranged to meet the Smithsons at Gangabal on their
+way back from Tilail. Knowing that Colonel Ward would be posted as to the
+state of the snow, I had written to him from Srinagar for information. His
+reply, which I got at Islamabad, was not encouraging, nor was his opinion
+altered now. The pass might be possible, but was certainly not advisable
+for ladies at present.
+
+_Friday, June 23_.--We were detained here at Pahlgam until about one
+o'clock to-day, as Colonel Ward, as well as two minor potentates, had
+marched yesterday, employing every available coolie. The fifteen whom I
+required were sent back to me by the Colonel, and turned up about noon, so,
+after lunch, we set forth.
+
+Camels are usually unwilling starters. I knew one who never could be
+induced to do his duty until a fire had been lit under him as a gentle
+stimulant. He lived in Suakin, and existence was one long grievance to him,
+but no other animal with which I am acquainted approaches a Pahlgam coolie
+in _vis inertiâ_.
+
+Whether a too copious lunch had rendered my men torpid, or whether the
+attractions of their happy homes drew them, I know not, but after the
+loads (and these not heavy) had been, after much wrangling, bound upon
+their backs, and they had limped along for a few hundred yards or so, one
+fell sick, or said he was sick, and, peacefully squatting on a convenient
+stone, refused to budge.
+
+We were still close to some of the scattered huts of Pahlgam, so an
+authority, in the shape of a lumbadhar or chowkidar, or some such, came to
+our help, and promptly collected for us an elderly gentleman who was
+tending his flocks and herds in the vicinity. Doubtless it was provoking,
+when he was looking forward to a comfortable afternoon tea in the bosom of
+his family, after a hard day's work of doing nothing, to be called upon to
+carry a nasty angular yakdan for seven miles along a distinctly uneven
+road; but was he therefore justified in blubbering like a baby, and
+behaving like an ape being led to execution?
+
+The first half-mile was dreadful. At every couple of hundred yards the
+coolies would sit down in a bunch, groaning and crying, and nothing less
+than a push or a thump would induce them to move. We felt like
+slave-drivers, and indeed Sabz Ali and the shikari behaved as such,
+although their prods and objurgations were not so hurtful as they appeared,
+being somewhat after the fashion of the tale told by an idiot,
+
+ "Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
+
+Presently we became so much irritated by the ceaseless row that we decided
+to sit down and read and sketch by the roadside, in order to let the whole
+mournful train pass out of sight and earshot.
+
+Now, I wish to maintain in all seriousness that I am not a Legree, and
+that, although I by no means hold the "man and brother" theory, yet I am
+perfectly prepared to respect the _droits de l'homme_.
+
+This may appear a statement inconsistent with my acknowledgment that I
+permitted coolies to be beaten--the beating being no more than a
+technical "assault," and never a "thrashing!"--but my contention is that
+when you have to deal with people of so low an organisation that they can
+only be reached by elementary arguments, they must be treated absolutely
+as children, and judiciously whacked as such.
+
+No Kashmiri without the impulsion of _force majeure_ would ever do any
+work--no logical argument will enable him to see ultimate good in
+immediate irksomeness.
+
+It is very difficult for the Western mind to give the Kashmiri credit for
+any virtues, his failings being so conspicuous and repellent; for not only
+is he an outrageous coward, but he feels no shame in admitting his
+cowardice. He is a most accomplished thief, and the truth is not in him.
+He and his are much fouler than Neapolitan lazzaroni, and his morals--well,
+let us give the Kashmiri his due, and turn to his virtues. He is, on the
+whole, cheerful and lively, devoted to children, and kind to animals.[1]
+
+Here is a story which is fairly characteristic of the charming Kashmiri.
+
+During the floods which nearly ruined Kashmir in 1901, a village near a
+certain colonel's bungalow was in danger of losing all its crops and half
+its houses, the neighbouring river being in spate. My friend, on going to
+see if anything could be done, found the water rising, and the adult male
+inhabitants of the village lying upon the ground, and beating their heads
+and hands upon it in woebegone impotence.
+
+He walked about upon their stomachs a little to invigorate them, and,
+sending forthwith for a gang of coolies from an adjacent village which lay
+a little higher, he set the whole crowd to work to divert part of the
+stream by means of driftwood and damming, and was, in the end, able to
+save the houses and a good part of the crops.
+
+When the hired coolies came to be paid for their labour, the villagers
+also put in a claim for wages, and were desperately vexed at my friend's
+refusal to grant it, complaining bitterly of having had to work hard for
+nothing!
+
+You will find a good description of the Kashmiri in _All's Well that Ends
+Well:_--
+
+ _Parolles_. He will steal, sir, an egg out of a cloister.... He
+ professes not keeping of oaths, in breaking them, he is stronger
+ than Hercules. He will lie, sir, with such volubility, that you
+ would think truth were a fool: drunkenness is his best
+ virtue; ... he has everything that an honest man should not have;
+ what an honest man should have, he has nothing.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ He excels his brother for a coward, yet his brother is reputed
+ one of the best that is: in a retreat he outruns any lackey;
+ marry, in coming on he has the cramp.
+
+We had not long sat sketching and basking in the genial glow of a summer
+afternoon among the mountains, when it began to be borne in upon us that
+the weather was going to change, and that the usual thunderstorm was
+meditating a descent upon us. Black clouds came boiling up over the
+mountain peaks, and the too familiar grumble of distant thunder sent us
+hurrying along the lovely ravine, through which the path leads to Aru.
+Only a seven miles' journey, but ere we had gone half-way the storm broke,
+and a thick veil of sweeping rain fell between us and the surrounding
+mountains.
+
+Presently we found a serious solution of continuity in the track, which,
+after leading us along a precarious ledge by the side of the river,
+finished abruptly; sheared clean off by a recent landslip.
+
+We were very wet, but the river looked wetter still, and it boiled round
+the rocky point, where the road should have been but was not, in a
+distinctly disagreeable manner.
+
+However, Jane dismounting, I climbed upon the cream-coloured courser, and
+proceeded to ford the gap. The water swirled well above the syce's knees,
+but the noble steed picked his way with the greatest circumspection over
+and among the submerged boulders, till, after splashing through some
+hundred yards of water, he deposited me, not much wetter than before, on
+the continuation of the high-road, whence I had the satisfaction of
+watching Jane go through the same performance.
+
+Hoping against hope that the coolies, by a little haste, might have got
+the tents pitched before the storm came on, we plodded on, until, wet to
+the very skin, we slopped into Aru, to behold a draggled party squatting
+round a central floppy heap in a wet field, which, as we gazed, slowly
+upreared itself into a drooping tent.
+
+In dear old England this sort of experience would have spelt shocking
+colds, and probably rheumatism for life, but here--well, we crawled into
+our tent and found it, thanks to a couple of waterproof sheets spread on
+the ground, surprisingly dry. A change of clothes, a good dinner, produced
+under the most unfavourable circumstances from a wretched little
+cooking-tent, and a fire burning goodness knows how, in the open, showed
+the world to be quite a nice place after all.
+
+After dinner a great camp-fire was lit in front of our tent, the rain
+cleared off, and I sat smoking with much content, while all our soaking
+garments were festooned on branches round the blaze, and Jane and I turned
+them like roasting joints, at intervals, until the steam rose like incense
+towards the stars.
+
+The coolies, too, had quite got over their homesickness, and were
+extraordinarily cheerful, their incessant jabber falling as a lullaby on
+our ears as we dropped off to sleep.
+
+_Saturday, June_ 24.--We got away in good time for our short eight-mile
+march to Lidarwat. The coolies went off gaily--the day was warm and
+brilliant, and the views down the valley towards Pahlgam superb.
+
+We had camped on the low ground at Aru, just across the bridge, but about
+half a mile on, and upon a grassy plateau there is an ideal camping-ground
+facing down the Lidar Valley, towards the peaks which rise behind Pahlgam.
+Want of water is the only drawback to this spot, but if mussiks are
+carried, water can easily be brought from a small nullah towards Lidarwat.
+
+Tearing ourselves away from this spot, and turning our backs upon one of
+the most gorgeous views in Kashmir, we plunged into a beautiful wood.
+Maidenhair and many another fern grew in masses among the great roots
+which twined like snakes over the rocky slopes. Far below, with muffled
+roar, the unseen river tore its downward way.
+
+By-and-by, the path emerging from the wood shelved along a green hillside,
+where bracken and golden spurge clothed the little hollows, while wild
+wall-flower, Jacob's Ladder, and a large purple cranes-bill brightened the
+slopes where happy cattle, but lately released from their winter's
+imprisonment, were feeding greedily on the young green grass.
+
+I fancy the cattle have a remarkably poor time here in winter. Hay is not
+made, and very little winter forage seems to be collected. As the snows
+fall lower on the hills, the flocks and herds are driven down to the low
+ground, where they drag through the dark days as best they can, on
+maize-stalks and such like.
+
+I noticed early in May the water buffaloes just turned out to graze in the
+Lolab, and more weakly, melancholy collections of skin--and--bone I have
+seldom seen.
+
+Now, however, up high in every sunny grassy valley, the Gujars may be
+found camping with their flocks--cattle, ponies, buffaloes, and goats,
+working upwards hard on the track of the receding snow, where the primula
+and the gentian star the spring turf.
+
+A series of grassy uplands brought us close to Lidarwat, when a sharp
+shower, arriving unexpectedly from nowhere in particular, sent us to eat
+our lunch under the shelter of some fairly waterproof trees in the company
+of a herd of water buffaloes of especially evil aspect.
+
+One hoary brute in particular, with enormous horns and pale blue eyes,
+made me think of the legend concerning the origin of the buffalo.
+
+When the Almighty was hard at work creating the animals, the devil came
+and looked on until he became filled with emulation, and begged the Deity
+to let him try his hand at creation. So the Almighty agreed, asking him
+what beast he would prefer to make, and he said, "A cow." So he went away
+and created a water buffalo, which so disgusted the Creator that the devil
+was not permitted to make any more experiments.
+
+As soon as the rain held up and the thunder had rolled off up the valley,
+we packed the tiffin basket, had one more drink from an icy spring, and
+left the shelter of the friendly trees, followed by the glares of all the
+buffaloes, who appear to have a decided antipathy to the "sahib logue."
+
+We soon came to Lidarwat, passing several tents there, pitched by the edge
+of a green lawn, and sheltered by a deep belt of trees. Crossing to the
+right bank of the river by the usual rickety bridge, we continued our way,
+as the farther up the glen we get to-night, the less shall we leave for
+to-morrow, when we intend to visit the Kolahoi Glacier.
+
+The cream-coloured courser nearly wrecked my Kashmir holiday at this point,
+owing to the silly dislike of white folk which he possesses in common with
+the buffaloes. As I was incautiously handing Jane her beloved parasol, he
+whisked round and let out at me, and I was only saved from a nasty kick by
+my closeness to the beast, whose hock made such an impression upon my
+thigh as to cause me to go a bit short for a while.
+
+We camped in rather a moist-looking place, where the wood begins to show
+signs of finishing, and the slopes fall steep and bare to the river.
+
+A rather rank and weedy undergrowth was not inviting, and was strongly
+suggestive of dampness and rheumatism. It was fairly chilly, too, at night,
+as our camp was some 11,000 feet above the sea, and the little breezes
+that came sighing through the pines were straight from the snow.
+
+_Sunday, June 25_.--A most glorious morning saw us start early for an
+expedition to the Kolahoi Glacier. The sombre ravine in which we were
+camped amid the pines lay still in a mysterious blue haze, but the sun had
+already caught the snow-streaked mountain-tops to our left, and gilded
+their rugged sides with a swiftly descending mantle of warmth and light.
+
+A very fine waterfall came tumbling down a wooded chasm on our right, and
+as fine waterfalls are scarce in Kashmir we stopped for some time to
+admire it duly.
+
+The track now led out into a wide and treeless valley, flanked by
+snow-crowned mountains, and we pushed on merrily until we arrived at the
+brink of a rascally torrent, which gave us some trouble to ford, being
+both exceeding swift and fairly deep. Luckily, it was greedy, and, not
+content with one channel, had spread itself out into four or five branches,
+and thus so squandered itself that Jane on her pony and I on coolie-back
+accomplished the passage without mishap. For some miles we held on along
+an easy path which curved to the right along the right bank of the river,
+which was spanned in many places by great snow bridges, often hundreds of
+yards in width. We lunched sitting on the trunk of a dead birch which had
+been carried by the snow down from its eyrie, and then left, a melancholy
+skeleton, bleaching on the slowly melting avalanche. Some two miles
+farther on we could see the end of the Kolahoi Glacier, its grey and
+rock-strewn snout standing abrupt above the white slopes of snow.
+
+Behind rose the fine peak of Harbagwan, in as yet undisputed splendour,
+Kolahoi being still hidden behind the cliffs which towered on our right.
+
+Distances seem short in this brilliant air, but we walked for a long while
+over the short turf, flushing crimson with primulas and golden with small
+buttercups, and then over snowy hillocks, before we reached the solid ice
+of the great glacier.
+
+It was so completely covered with fragments of grey rock that Jane could
+hardly he persuaded that it really was an ice slope that we were
+scrambling up with such difficulty, until a peep into a cold mysterious
+cleft convinced her that she was really and truly standing upon 200 feet
+of solid ice.
+
+The sight that now burst upon us was one to be remembered. Kolahoi towered
+ethereal--a sunlit wedge of sheer rock some six thousand feet above
+us--into the crystal air. From his feet the white frozen billows of the
+great glacier rolled, a glistering sea, to where we, atoms in the enormous
+loneliness, stood breathless in admiration. Around the head of the wide
+amphitheatre wherein we stood rose a circle of stately peaks, their bases
+flanged with rocky buttresses, dark amid the long sweeps of radiant snow,
+their shattered peaks reared high into the very heavens. A great silence
+reigned. There was no wind with us, and yet, even as we watched, a white
+cloud flitted past the virgin peak of Kolahoi--ghostly, intangible; and
+immediately, even as vultures assemble suddenly, no one knows whence, so
+did the clouds appear, surging over the gleaming shoulders of the mountain
+ridges, and up and round the grim precipices. We turned and hurried down
+the face of the glacier, and made for camp, as we knew from much
+experience that a thunderstorm was inevitable.
+
+Over the beds of dirty snow, down by the side of the new-born torrent,
+which leaped full-grown to life from the womb of a green cavern below the
+glacier; over patches of pulpy turf just freed from its wintry bondage,
+and already carpeted with masses of rose-coloured primulas, we hastened,
+keeping to the left bank of the stream, in order to avoid the torrent
+which had so troubled us in the morning, which we knew would be deeper in
+the afternoon owing to the melting of the snows in the sunshine.
+
+We had got but a bare half of our journey done when the storm burst, and
+in a very short time we were reduced to the recklessness which comes of
+being as wet as you can possibly be.
+
+ "The thunder bellows far from snow to snow
+ (Home, Rose and Home, Provence and La Palie),
+ And loud and louder roars the flood below.
+ Heigho! But soon in shelter we shall be
+ (Home, Rose and Home, Provence and La Palie)."
+
+Crossing the river on a big snow-bridge below the point where our old
+enemy came thundering down the mountain-side, we tramped gaily through mud
+and mire and over slippery rocks until we were gladdened by the sight of
+our camp, dripping away peacefully in the midst of the weeping forest.
+
+The rain, as usual, ceased in the evening. A great camp-fire was lit, and
+the neighbouring buffaloes of Gujar-Kote having kindly supplied us with
+milk, we dined wisely and well and dropped off to sleep, lulled by the
+roaring of the Kolahoi River, which raced through the darkness close by.
+
+_Tuesday, June 27_.--Being still hopeful of achieving the pass over into
+the Sind, we struck camp early yesterday and marched down to Lidarwat,
+only to find that the party which we knew had camped there with a view to
+crossing, had given up the idea and retreated down the valley; so I sent a
+swift messenger to countermand the three days' supply of "rassad" which I
+had ordered from Pahlgam for my men, and we marched on to Aru. Upon the
+spur which overlooks Aru we found Dr. Neve encamped, and proceeded to
+discuss the possibility of crossing into the Sind Valley _viâ_ Sekwas,
+Khem Sar, and Koolan. The Doctor, who is an enterprising mountaineer, was
+himself about to cross, but he did not encourage Jane to go and do
+likewise, as he said it would be very difficult owing to the late spring,
+and would probably entail a good deal of work with ropes and ice-axes.
+
+This absolutely decided us, our valour being greatly tempered by
+discretion, and we camped quietly at Aru, and came on into Pahlgam this
+forenoon. The river, for some reason best known to itself, was so low that
+we got dry-shod past the corner which had worried us so much on the way up.
+
+
+[1] This is incorrect, the European Residents having frequently attempted,
+ but hitherto vainly, to induce the native authorities to curb Kashmiri
+ cruelty.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI
+
+GANGABAL
+
+Friday, _June_ 30.--The last few days have been somewhat uneventful. We
+left Pahlgam at early dawn on Wednesday, just as the first lemon-coloured
+light was spreading in the east over the pine-serrated heights above the
+camp.
+
+The rapids below Colonel Ward's bungalow, which had been fierce and
+swollen as we passed them on our upward way, were now reduced to roaring
+after the subdued fashion of the sucking dove; so we hardly paused to
+contemplate either them or the big boulder, red-stained and holy, at
+Ganesbal, but hastened on to the point where, just before turning a high
+bluff which shuts him from sight for the last time, we got the view of
+Kolahoi, with the newly-risen sun glowing on his upper slopes. An hour
+flew by much too fast, and it was with great reluctance that we finally
+turned our back on the finest part of the Lidar Valley, and sadly resumed
+our march to Sellar, crossing the river and following a rather hot and
+dull road. Sellar itself is not nearly as pretty as Eshmakam, and we grew
+rather tired of it by evening, as we arrived soon after one o'clock, and
+found little to do or see.
+
+Yesterday we left Sellar and marched to Bejbehara, the hottest and dullest
+march I know of in Kashmir. A shadeless road slopes gently down across the
+plains to the river. All along this road we overtook parties of coolies
+laden with creels of silk cocoons, whose destination is the big silk
+factory at Srinagar, small clouds of hot red dust rising into the still
+air, knocked up by the shuffling tread of their grass-shod feet.
+
+In the fields, dry and burnt to our eyes after the green valleys, squatted
+the reapers, snipping the sparse ears, apparently one by one, with sickles
+like penknives. They seemed to get the work done somehow, as little sheafs
+laid in rows bore witness; but the patience of Job must have been upon
+them!
+
+The chenars of Bejbehara threw a most welcome shade from the noonday sun,
+which was striking down with evil force as we panted across the steamy
+rice-fields which surround them.
+
+Hither we came at noon, only to find that our boats were not awaiting us
+as we had directed. A messenger bearing bitter words was promptly
+despatched to root the lazy scoundrels out from Islamabad, while Jane and
+I camped out beneath a huge tree and lunched, worked, and sketched until
+four o'clock, when the Admiral brought the fleet in and fondly deemed his
+day's work done.
+
+This was by no means our view of the case, and the usual trouble
+began--"No coolies"--"Very late"--"Plenty tired," &c. &c.
+
+Of course Satarah was defeated, and was soon to be seen sulkily poling
+away in the stern-sheets, while his son-in-law still more sulkily paddled
+in the bow.
+
+We made about eight or ten miles, having a swift current under us, before
+a strong squall came up the valley, making the old ark slue about
+prodigiously, and inducing us to tie up for the night.
+
+This morning we slipped down stream to Srinagar, only halting for a short
+while to obtain some of the native bread for which Pampur is celebrated.
+
+The river seemed exceedingly hot and stuffy after the lovely air which we
+have been breathing lately, and we quite determined that the sooner we get
+out of the valley the better for our pleasure, if not for our health.
+
+We have been greatly exercised as to how best dispose of the time until
+September, for, during the months of July and August, the heat in the
+valley is very considerable, and every one seeks the higher summer
+retreats. The Smithsons suggested an expedition to Leh, which would,
+undoubtedly, have been a most interesting trip, but which would in no wise
+have spared us in the matter of heat. Had we started about this time for
+Leh we should have reached our destination towards the end of July, and
+would therefore have found ourselves setting out again across an arid and
+extremely hot country on the return journey somewhere about the middle of
+August.
+
+The game did not seem to be worth the candle, and the Smithsons themselves
+shied at the idea when it was borne in upon them that there would be
+little or no shooting to be done _en route_.
+
+The alternatives seemed to lie between Gulmarg, where most of the beauty
+and fashion of Kashmir disports itself during the hot weather, Sonamarg,
+and Pahlgam.
+
+Sonamarg, from description, seemed likely to be quiet, not to say dull, as
+a residence for two months. One cannot live by scenery alone, and even the
+loveliest may become _toujours pâté de l'anguille._
+
+Pahlgam suffered in our eyes from the same failing, and our thoughts
+turned to Gulmarg. Here, however, a difficulty arose. It is a notoriously
+wet place. We heard horrid tales of golf enthusiasts playing in waders,
+and of revellers half drowned while returning from dinners in neighbouring
+tents.
+
+We thought of rooms in Nedou's Hotel, but our memories of this hostelry in
+Srinagar were not altogether sweet, and we did not in the least hanker
+after a second edition; moreover, every available room had been engaged
+long ago, and it was extremely doubtful, to say the least of it, if the
+good Mr. Nedou could do anything for us. The prospect of a two-month
+sojourn in a wet tent wherein no fire could ever be lighted, and in which
+Jane pictured her frocks and smart hats lying in their boxes all crumpled
+and shorn of their dainty freshness, was far from enticing!
+
+Tent existence, when one lives the simple life far from the madding crowd,
+clad in puttoo and shooting-boots, or grass shoes, is delightful; but tent
+life in the midst of a round of society functions--golf, polo, with their
+attendant teas and dinners--was not to be thought of without grave
+misgiving.
+
+Sorely perplexed, and almost at our wits' end, the Gordian knot was cut by
+our being offered a small hut which had been occupied by a clerk in the
+State employ, now absent, and which the Resident most kindly placed at our
+disposal for a merely nominal rent. Needless to say we gratefully accepted
+the offer, in spite of the assurance that the hut was of very minute
+dimensions.
+
+_Sunday, July_ 2.--Yesterday we toiled hard in the heat to get everything
+in train for a move to Gulmarg. Subhana, that excellent tailor and
+embroiderer, arranged to have all our heavy luggage sent up to meet us on
+the 10th, and from him, too, we arranged for the hire of such furniture as
+we might require, for we knew that the hut was bare as the cupboard of
+nursery fame.
+
+This morning we set off down the river to keep tryst with the Smithsons at
+Gangabal, where we hope to meet them about the 5th on their way back from
+Tilail. The usual struggle with the crew resulted, also as usual, in our
+favour, and we got right through to Gunderbal at the mouth of the Sind
+River, where we now lie amid a flotilla of boats whose occupiers have fled
+away from the sultriness and smelliness of Srinagar in search of the cool
+currents, both of air and water, which are popularly supposed to flow down
+the Sind.
+
+As Jane and I returned from a visit to the post-office along a sweltering
+path among the rice-fields, from which warm waves of air rose steaming
+into the sunset, we failed to observe the celebrated and superior coolness
+of Gunderbal'
+
+_Thursday, July_ 6.--The lumbadhar of Gunderbal, in spite of his
+magnificent name, is a rascal of the deepest dye. He put much water in our
+milk, to the furious disgust of Sabz Ali, and he failed to provide the
+coolies I had ordered; I therefore reported him to Chattar Singh, and sent
+my messengers forth, like another Lars Porsena, to catch coolies.
+
+This was early on Tuesday morning, and a sufficient number of ponies and
+coolies having been got together by 5.30, we started.
+
+I may here note that, owing to a confusion between _Gunderbal_ (the port,
+so to speak, of the Sind Valley, and route to Leh and Thibet) and
+_Gangabal_, a lake lying some 12,000 feet above the sea behind Haramok,
+our arrangement to meet the Smithsons at Gangabal was altered by a letter
+from them announcing their imminent arrival at Gunderbal! This was
+perturbing, but as the mistake was not ours, we decided not to allow
+ourselves to be baulked of a trip for which we had surrendered an
+expedition to Shisha Nag, beyond Pahlgam.
+
+The lower part of the Sind Valley is in nowise interesting; the way was
+both tedious and hot, and we rejoiced greatly when, having crossed the
+Sind River, we found a lovely spring and halted for tiffin. After an
+hour's rest we followed the main road a little farther, and then, passing
+the mouth of the Chittagul Nullah, turned up the Wangat Valley. The
+scenery became finer, and the last hour's march along a steep
+mountain-side, with the Wangat River far below on our right, was a great
+improvement on what we had left behind us.
+
+The little village of Wangat, perched upon a steep spur above the river,
+was woefully deficient of anything like a good camping-ground. We finally
+selected a small bare rice patch, which, though extremely "knubbly," had
+the merits of being almost level, moderately remote from the village and
+its smells, and quite close to a perfect spring.
+
+Yesterday we achieved a really early start, leaving Wangat at 4.15, the
+path being weirdly illuminated by extempore torches made of pine-wood
+which the shikari had prepared. A moderately level march of some three
+miles brought us to the ruined temples of Vernag and the beginning of our
+work, for here the path, turning sharply to the left, led us inexorably up
+the almost precipitous face of the mountain by means of short zigzags.
+
+It was a stiff pull. The sun was now peering triumphantly over the hills
+on the far side of the valley, and the path was (an extraordinary thing in
+Kashmir) excessively dusty. Up and on we panted, Jane partly supported by
+having the bight of the shikari's puggaree round her waist while he towed
+her by the ends.
+
+There was no relaxation of the steep gradient, no water, and no shade, and
+the height to be surmounted was 4000 feet.
+
+If the longest lane has a turning, so the highest hill has a top, and we
+came at last to the blissful point where the path deigned to assume an
+approach to the horizontal, and led us to the most delightful spring in
+Kashmir! The water, ice-cold and clear, gushes out of a crevice in the
+rock, and with the joy of wandering Israelites we threw ourselves on the
+ground, basked in the glorious mountain air, and shouted for the tiffin
+basket.
+
+Only the faithful "Yellow Bag" was forthcoming, the tiffin coolie being
+still "hull down," and from its varied contents we extracted the only
+edibles, apricots and rock cakes.
+
+Never have we enjoyed any meal more than that somewhat light breakfast,
+washed down by water which was a pure joy to drink.
+
+Alas! There were but two rock cakes apiece! Another half-hour's clamber,
+along a pretty rough track, brought us to a point whence we looked down a
+long green slope to our destination, Tronkol--a few Gujar huts, indistinct
+amidst a clump of very ancient birch-trees, standing out as a sort of
+oasis among the bare and boulder-strewn slopes.
+
+The view was superb. To the right, the mountain-side fell steeply to where,
+in the depths of the Wangat Nullah, a tiny white thread marked the river
+foaming 4000 feet below, and beyond rose a jagged range of spires and
+pinnacles, snow lying white at the bases of the dark precipices. "These
+are the savage wilds" which bar the route from the Wangat into Tilail and
+the Upper Sind.
+
+Over Tronkol, bare uplands, rising wave above wave, shut out the view of
+Gangabal and the track over into the Erin Nullah and down to Bandipur.
+
+On our left towered the bastions of Haramok, his snow-crowned head rising
+grimly into the clear blue sky.
+
+We pitched our camp at Tronkol about two o'clock, on a green level some
+little way beyond the Gujar huts, and just above a stream which picked its
+riotous way along a bed of enormous boulders, sheltered to a certain
+extent by a fringe of hoary birches.
+
+We had never beheld such great birches as these, many of them, alas! mere
+skeletons of former grandeur, whose whitening limbs speak eloquently of a
+hundred years of ceaseless struggle with storm and tempest.
+
+I saw no young ones springing up to replace these dying warriors. The
+Gujars and their buffaloes probably prevent any youthful green thing from
+growing. It seems a pity.
+
+Towards evening we observed baggage ponies approaching, and at the sight
+we felt aggrieved; for, in our colossal selfishness, we fancied that
+Tronkol was ours, and ours alone. A small tent was pitched, and presently
+to our surly eyes appeared a lonely lady, who proceeded solemnly to play
+Patience in front of it while her dinner was being got ready.
+
+A visit of ceremony, and an invitation to share our "irishystoo" and
+camp-fire, brought Mrs. Locock across, and we made the acquaintance of a
+lady well known for her prowess as a shikari throughout Kashmir--
+
+ "There hunted 'she' the walrus, the narwal, and the seal.
+ Ah! 'twas a noble game,
+ And, like the lightning's flame;
+ Flew our harpoons of steel"
+
+I cannot resist the quotation, but I do not really think Mrs. Locock hunts
+walruses in Kashmir, and I know she doesn't use a harpoon. No matter, she
+proved a cheery and delightful companion, and we entirely forgave her for
+coming to Tronkol and poaching on our preserves.
+
+We were extremely amused at the surprise she expressed at Jane's feat in
+climbing from Wangat. Evidently Jane's reputation is not that of a
+bullock-workman in Srinagar!
+
+This morning we all three went to see Lake Gangabal. An easy path leads
+over some three or four miles of rolling down to our destination, which is
+one of a whole chain of lakes--or rather tarns--which lie under the
+northern slopes of Haramok.
+
+We came first upon a small piece of water, lying blue and still in the
+morning sun, and from which a noisy stream poured forth its glacier water.
+This we had a good deal of trouble in crossing, the ladies being borne on
+the broad backs of coolies, in attitudes more quaint than graceful. A
+second and deeper stream being safely forded, we climbed a low ridge to
+find Gangabad stretched before us--a smooth plane of turquoise blue and
+pale icy green, beneath the dark ramparts of Haramok, whose
+"eagle-baffling" crags and glittering glaciers rose six thousand sheer
+feet above. In the foreground the earth, still brown, and only just
+released from its long winter covering of snow, bore masses of small
+golden ranunculus and rose-hued primulas.
+
+An extraordinary sense of silence and solitude filled one--no birds or
+beasts were visible, and only the tinkle of tiny rills running down to the
+lake, and the distant clamour of the infant river, broke, or rather
+accentuated, the loneliness of the scene.
+
+We had brought breakfast with us, and after eating it we made haste to
+recross the two rivers, because, troublesome as they were to ford in the
+morning, they would certainly grow worse with every hour of ice-melting
+sunshine.
+
+Once more on the camp side, however, we strolled along in leisurely mood,
+staying to lunch on top of the ridge overlooking Tronkol. I left the
+ladies then to find their leisurely way back among the flowery hollows,
+and made for a peak overlooking the head of the Chittagul Nullah. A sharp
+climb up broken rocks and over snow slopes brought me to the top, a point
+some 13,500 feet above the sea. In front of me Haramok, seamed with
+snow-filled gullies, still towered far above; immediately below, the
+saddle--brown, bare earth, snow-streaked--divided the Chittagul Nullah
+from Tronkol. Far away down the valley the Sind River gleamed like a
+silver thread in the afternoon light, and beyond, the Wular lay a pale
+haze in the distance.
+
+To the northward rose the fantastic range of peaks that overhang the
+Wangat gorge, and almost below my feet, at a depth of some 1500 feet, lay
+a sombre lakelet, steely dark and still, in the shadow of the ridge upon
+which I sat.
+
+The sun was going down fast into a fleecy bed of clouds, amid which I knew
+that Nanga Parbat lay swathed from sight. To see that mountain monarch had
+been the chief object of my climb, so, recognising that the sight of him
+was a hope deferred, I made haste to scramble down to the tarn below,
+stopping here and there to fill my pith hat with wild rhubarb, and to pick
+or admire the new and always fascinating wild flowers as I passed.
+Large-flowered, white anemones; tiny gentian, with vivid small blue
+blossoms; loose-flowered, purple primulas, and many strange and novel
+blossoms starred the grassy patches, or filled the rocky crevices with
+abundant beauty.
+
+By the lake side the moisture-loving, rose-coloured primula reappeared in
+masses, and as I followed down its outgoing stream towards the camp, I
+waded through a tangle of columbine, white and blue; a great purple salvia,
+arnica, and a profusion of varied flowers in rampant bloom.
+
+_Saturday, July_ 8.--An early start homewards yesterday, in the cold dawn,
+rewarded us by the sight of the first beams of the rising sun lighting up
+the threefold head of Haramok with an unspeakable glory, as we crossed the
+open boulder-strewn uplands, before descending into the nullah, which lay
+below us still wrapped in a mysterious purple haze. The downward zigzags,
+with their uncompromising steepness, proved almost as tiring as the ascent
+had been, and we were more than ready for breakfast by the time we reached
+the ruined temples of Vernag.
+
+These temples, built probably about the beginning of the eighth century,
+are, like all the others which I have seen in Kashmir, small, and somewhat
+uninteresting, except to the archaeologist. They consist, invariably, of a
+"cella" containing the object of veneration, the lingam, surmounted by a
+high-pitched conical stone roof. In structure they show apparently signs
+of Greek influence in the doorways, and the triangular pediments above
+them. Phallic worship would seem to have been always confined to these
+temples, with ophiolatry--the nagas or water-snake deities being
+accommodated in sacred tanks, in the midst of which the early Kashmir
+temples were usually placed.
+
+Any one who wishes to study the temple architecture of Kashmir cannot do
+better than read Fergusson's _Indian Architecture_, wherein he will find
+all the information he wants.
+
+To the ordinary "man in the street" the ancient buildings of Kashmir do
+not appeal, either by their aesthetic value or by the dignity of size.
+Martand, the greatest, and probably the finest, both in point of grandeur
+and of situation, I regret to say, I did not see; but the temples at
+Bhanyar, Pandrettan, and Wangat resemble one another closely in design and
+general insignificance. The position of the Wangat ruins, embosomed in the
+wild tangle
+
+ "Of a steep wilderness, whose airy sides
+ With thicket overgrown, grotesque and wild,
+ Access denied; and overhead up grew
+ Insuperable height of loftiest shade,
+ Cedar, and pine, and fir,"
+
+and seated at the base of a solemn circle of mountains, gives the group of
+tottering shrines a picturesqueness and importance which I cannot concede
+that they would otherwise have had.
+
+I do not remember ever to have seen it noted that all buildings which are
+impressive by the mere majesty of size are to be found in plains and not
+in mountainous countries. This is probably due to two causes. The one
+being the denser population of the fat plains, whereby a greater concourse
+of builders and of worshippers would be sustained, and the other being
+the--probably unconscious--instinct which debarred the architect from
+attempting to vie with nature in the mountains and impel him to work out
+his most majestic designs amid wide and level horizons.
+
+The fact remains, whatever may be the cause, that architecture has never
+been advanced much beyond the mere domestic in very mountainous regions,
+with the exception of the mediaeval strongholds, which formed the nucleus
+of every town or village, where a _point d'appui_ was required against
+invasion, for the protection of the community.
+
+Breakfast, followed by a prowl among the ruins and a short space for
+sketching, gave the sun time to pour his beams with quite unpleasant
+insistence into the confined fold in the hills, where we began to gasp
+until the ladies mounted their ponies, and we took our way down the valley,
+crossing the river below Wangat, and keeping along the left bank to
+Vernaboug, where we camped, the only incident of any importance being the
+sad loss of Jane's field-glasses, which, carried by her syce in a boot-bag,
+were dropped in a stream by that idiot while crossing, he having lost his
+footing in a pool, and, clutching wildly at the pony's reins, let go the
+precious binoculars.
+
+This morning we were up betimes, Mrs. Locock having ordained a bear "honk"!
+This was, to me, a new departure in shikar, and truly it was amusing to
+see the shikari, bursting with importance, mustering the forty half-naked
+coolies whom he had collected to beat. A couple of men with tom-toms slung
+round their necks completed the party, which marched in straggling
+procession out of the village at dawn.
+
+A mile of easy walking brought us to the rough jungly cliffs, seamed with
+transverse nullahs, narrow and steep, which bordered the river. Here we
+were placed in passes, with great caution and mystery, by the shikari and
+his chief-of-the-staff--the "oldest inhabitant" of Vernaboug; and here we
+sat in the morning stillness until a distant clamour and the faint beating
+of tom-toms afar off made us sit up more warily, and watch eagerly for the
+expected bear.
+
+The yells increase, and the tom-toms, vigorously banged, seem calculated
+to fuss any self-respecting bear into fits. We watch a narrow space
+between two bushes some dozen yards away, and see that the Mannlicher
+across our knees and the smooth-bore, ball loaded in the right and
+chokeless barrel, lie handy for instant use.
+
+Hidden in the dense jungle, some hundred yards below, sits Mrs. Locock on
+the matted top of a hazel, while Jane, chittering with suppressed
+excitement, crouches a few paces behind me.
+
+The beaters approach, and pandemonium reigns. A few scared birds dart past,
+but no bear comes; and when the first brown body shows among the brushwood
+we shout to stop the uproar, and all move on to another beat.
+
+Four "honks" produced nothing, so far as I was concerned; but a
+bear--according to her shikari--passed close by Mrs. Locock, so thickly
+screened by jungle that she couldn't see it. This may be so, but Kashmir
+shikaris have remarkably vivid imaginations.
+
+After a delightful morning to all parties concerned--for we were much
+amused, the coolies were adequately paid, and the bear wasn't worried--we
+returned to breakfast, and then marched fifteen hot miles into Gunderbal,
+where we found the Smithsons, with whom we dined. They have been in Gurais
+and the Tilail district ever since they left Srinagar on the 24th April,
+and have had an adventurous and difficult time, with plenty of snow and
+torrents and avalanches, but somewhat poor sport.
+
+This is not according to one's preconceived ideas of shikar in Kashmir, as
+they went into a nullah which no sahib had penetrated for five years; they
+had the best shikari in Kashmir (he said it, and he ought to know); they
+worked very hard, and their bag consisted of one or two moderate ibex and
+a red bear.
+
+_Tuesday, July_ 11.--On Sunday morning the combined fleet sailed for
+Palhallan. The Smithsons had a "matted dounga," and she "walked away" from
+our heavier ark down the winding Sind at a great pace. We reached Shadipur
+at 11 A.M., but the Smithsons had "gone before," so, crossing the Jhelum,
+we made after them in hot pursuit, and reached them and Palhallan at
+sunset.
+
+A narrow canal, bordered by low swampy marshland, allowed us to get within
+a mile of the village and tie up among the shallows, whereupon the
+mosquitoes gathered from far and near, and fell upon us.
+
+The final packing, effected amid a hungry crowd of little piping fiends,
+was a veritable nightmare, and yesterday morning we rescued our mangled
+remains from the enemy, and, having paid off our boats, hurriedly
+clambered on to the ponies which had come--late, as usual--from Palhallan
+to convey what was left by the mosquitoes to Gulmarg.
+
+The unfortunate Jane--always a popular person--is especially so with
+insects; and if there is a flea or a mosquito anywhere within range it
+immediately rushes to her.
+
+She paid dearly for her fatal gift of attractiveness at Palhallan--her
+eyes, usually so keen, being what is vulgarly termed "bunged up," and
+every vulnerable spot in like piteous plight!
+
+We quitted Palhallan as the Lot family quitted Sodom and Gomorrah, but
+with no lingering tendency to look backward; we cast our eyes unto the
+hills, and kicked the best pace we could out of our "tattoos," halting for
+breakfast soon after crossing the hot, white road which runs from Baramula
+to Srinagar.
+
+As we left the steamy valley and wound up a rapidly ascending path among
+the lower fringes and outliers of the forest our spirits rose, and by the
+time we had clambered up the last stiff pull and emerged from the
+darkly-wooded track into the little clearing, where perches the village of
+Babamarishi, we were positively cheerful.
+
+Once more the air was fresh and buoyant, the spring water was cool and
+"delicate to drink," and from our tents we could look out over the valley
+lying dim in a yellow heat-haze far below.
+
+Babamarishi is a picturesquely-grouped collection of the usual
+rickety-looking wooden huts, no dirtier, but perhaps noisier than usual,
+owing to the presence of a very holy ziarat much frequented by loudly
+conversational devotees. We spent the crisp, warm afternoon peacefully
+stretched on the sloping sward in front of our tents, and making the
+acquaintance of the only good thing that came out of Palhallan--a charming
+quartette of young geese which Sabz Ali had bought and brought.
+
+These delightful birds evinced the most perfect friendliness and
+confidence in us, and we became greatly attached to them. They and the
+fowls seemed excellent travellers, and after a long day's march would come
+up smiling, like the jackdaw of Rheims, "not a penny the worse."
+
+This morning we had but a short and easy march from Babamarishi to Gulmarg,
+along a good road, through a fine forest of silver fir.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII
+
+GULMARG
+
+Somehow one's preconceived ideas of a place are almost always quite wrong,
+and so Gulmarg seemed quite different from what I had expected. It seemed
+all twisted the wrong way, and was really quite unlike the place which my
+imagination had evolved.
+
+Turning through a narrow gap, we found ourselves facing a wide, green,
+undulating valley completely surrounded by dense fir forest. Beyond, to
+the left, rose the sloping bulk of Apharwat, one of the range of the Pir
+Panjal; while to the right low, wooded hillocks bounded the valley and
+fell, on their outward flanks, to the Kashmir plain.
+
+Immediately in front of us a small village or bazaar swarmed with native
+life, and sloped down to a stream which wound through the hollows.
+
+All round the edge of the forest a continuous ring of wooden huts and
+white tents showed that the "sahib" on holiday intent had marked Gulmarg
+for his own.
+
+As we rode through the bazaar the view expanded. Apharwat showed all his
+somewhat disappointing face; his upper slopes, streaked with dirty snow,
+looked remarkably dingy when contrasted with the dazzling white clouds
+which went sailing past his uninteresting summit. The absence of all
+variety in form or light and shade, and the dull lines of his
+foreshortened front, made it hard to realise that he stood some five
+thousand feet above us.
+
+Near the centre of the marg, on a small hill, was a large wooden building
+surrounded by many satellite huts and tents: this we rightly guessed to be
+Nedou's Hotel. Below, on a spur, was the little church, and to the right,
+in the hollow, the club-house faced the level polo-ground.
+
+A winding stream, which we subsequently found to be perfectly ubiquitous,
+and an insatiable devourer of errant golf-balls, ran deviously through the
+valley, which seemed to be rather over a mile long, and almost equally
+wide.
+
+The Smithsons rode away vaguely in search of a camping-ground; while we,
+having found out where our hut was, turned back and climbed a knoll behind
+the bazaar, and found ourselves in front of our future home, a very plain
+and roughly-built rectangular wooden hut, containing a small square room
+opening upon a verandah, and having a bedroom and bathroom on each side.
+
+Such was our palace, and we were well satisfied with it.
+
+The cook-house and servants' quarters were in a hut close by, and I could
+summon my retainers or chide them for undue chatter from my bedroom
+window--a serviceable short cut for the dinner, too, in wet and stormy
+weather!
+
+Life at Gulmarg is extremely apt to degenerate into the "trivial round" of
+the golf links varied by polo, or polo varied by golf, with occasional
+gymkhanas and picnics. There are, doubtless, many delightful excursions to
+be made, but upon the whole it seems difficult to break far beyond the
+"Circular Road," a fairly level and well-kept bridle-path, which for eight
+beautiful miles winds through the pine forest, giving marvellous glimpses
+of snowy peaks and sunlit valleys.
+
+The "Circular Road" is always fine, whether seen after rain, when, far
+below in the Ferozepore Nullah, the
+
+ "Swimming vapour slopes athwart the glen,
+ Puts forth an arm, and creeps from pine to pine,"
+
+or when in the evening sunlight the whole broad Valley of Kashmir lies
+glowing at our feet, ringed afar by the ethereal mountains whose pale
+snows stand faint in the golden light, until beneath the yellowing sky the
+clouds turn rosy, and from their midst Haramok and Kolahoi raise their
+proud heads towards the earliest star.
+
+The expedition to the top of Apharwat is, in my opinion, hardly worth
+making, but then I was not very lucky in the weather. Major Cardew, R.F.A.,
+and I arranged to do the climb together, and duly started one excessively
+damp and foggy morning towards the middle of July.
+
+Taking our ponies, we scrambled up a rough path through the forest to
+Killanmarg, a boulder-strewn slope, some half a mile wide, which lies
+between the upper edge of the forest and the final slopes of the mountain.
+
+Sending our ponies home, we set about the ascent of the 3500 feet that
+remained between us and our goal. The whole hillside was a perfect wild
+garden. Columbines, potentillas--yellow, bronze, and crimson--primulas,
+anemones, gentian, arnica, and quantities of unknown blossoms gave us
+ample excuse for lingering panting in the rarefied air, as we struggled
+through brushwood first, and then over loose rocks and finally slopes of
+shelving snow, before we found ourselves on the crest of the mountain,
+shivering slightly in the raw, foggy air.
+
+Our view was narrowed down to the bleak slopes of rock and snow that
+immediately surrounded us, for our hope that we should get above the cloud
+belt was not fulfilled, and beyond a dismal tarn, lying just below us, in
+whose black waters forlorn little bergs of rotten snow floated, and a very
+much circumscribed view of dull tops swathed in flying mist, we saw
+nothing.
+
+Had the sky been clear, I am told that the view would have been
+magnificent, but I should think probably no better than that from
+Killanmarg, as it is a mistake to suppose that a high, or at least too
+high, elevation "lends enchantment." As a rule the view is finer when seen
+half-way up a lofty mountain than that obtained from the summit.
+
+We did not stay long upon the top of Apharwat discussing the best point of
+view, because Cardew sagaciously remarked that if it grew much thicker he
+wouldn't be answerable for finding the way down, and as I have a holy
+horror of rambling about strange (and possibly precipitous) mountains in a
+fog, we set about retracing our own footsteps in the snow until we
+regained the ridge we had come up by.
+
+A remarkably wet couple we were when we presented ourselves at our
+respective front doors, just in time for a "rub down" before lunch!
+
+The golf at Gulmarg is very good, the 18-hole course being exceedingly
+sporting, and tricky enough to defeat the very elect. Jane and I had
+conveyed our clubs out to Kashmir, knowing that they were likely to prove
+useful. I had also taken the precaution to pack up a box or two of balls,
+but I found my labour all in vain, as "Haskells" and "Kemshall-Arlingtons"
+were supplied by the club at precisely the same price as in England--viz.,
+1 r. 8 an., or two shillings.
+
+New clubs are also cheap and in plenty, but repairs to old favourites are
+not always satisfactory. My pet driver, having been damaged, was very
+evilly treated by the native craftsman, who bound up its wounds with large
+screws!
+
+The mountains of Kashmir have been a constant joy to us. Varying with
+every change of light and shade, custom cannot stale their infinite
+variety; but as yet I had not seen the great monarch of Chilas, Nanga
+Parbat.
+
+In July and early August he is rarely visible from Gulmarg, owing to the
+haziness of the atmosphere. One clear morning, however, towards the end of
+July, after a night of rain and storm, I was strolling along the Circular
+Road when, lo! far away in the north-west, soaring ethereal above the blue
+ranges that overlook Gurais, above the cloud-banks floating beyond their
+summits, the great mountain, unapproachable in his glory, stood revealed.
+
+The early morning sun struck full on his untrodden snows, making it hard
+to realise that eighty-five miles of air separated me from that clear-cut
+peak. Soon, very soon, a light cloud clung to his eastern face, and within
+ten minutes the whole vision had faded into an up-piled tower of seething
+clouds.
+
+Later in the season, as the air grew clearer, Jane and I made almost daily
+pilgrimages to the point, only a few minutes' walk from our hut, whence,
+framed by a foreground of columnar pines, Nanga Parbat could generally be
+seen for a time in the morning.
+
+_Tuesday, August_ 1.--Society in Gulmarg is particularly cheery, as indeed
+might be expected where two or three hundred English men and women are
+gathered together to amuse themselves and lay in a fresh store of health
+and energy before returning to the routine of duty in the plains.
+
+There have been many picnics lately, the little glades or margs, which are
+frequent in the forest slopes, being ideal places of rendezvous for
+merrymakers on horse or foot. Picnics of all sorts and sizes, from the
+little impromptu gatherings of half-a-dozen congenial young souls (always
+an even number, please), who ride off into the romantic shades to nibble
+biscuits and make tea, to the dainty repasts provided by a hospitable lady,
+whose official hut overlooks the Ferozepore Nullah, and who, in turn,
+overlooks her cook, to the great gratification of her guests.
+
+How small a thing will upset the best-laid plans of hospitality! It is
+said that a most carefully planned picnic, where all the little tables,
+set for two, were discreetly screened apart among the bushes, was entirely
+ruined by a piratical damsel undertaking a cutting-out expedition for the
+capture of the hostess' best young man.
+
+Our evenings are by no means dull. On many a starlit night has Jane
+mounted the noble steed which, through the kindness of the Resident, we
+have hired from the "State," and ridden across the marg attended by her
+slaves (her husband and the ancient shikari, to wit), to dine and play
+bridge in some hospitable hut, or dance or see theatricals at Nedou's
+Hotel.
+
+Last week we tore ourselves away from our daily golf, and joined the
+Smithsons in a futile expedition to the foot of the Ferozepore Nullah for
+bear. Three days we spent in vain endeavour to find "baloo," and on the
+fourth we wended our toilsome way up the hill again to Gulmarg.
+
+_Monday, August_ 27.--There are drawbacks as well as advantages in being
+perched, as it were, just above the bazaar. Its proximity enables our good
+Sabz Ali to sally forth each morning and secure the earliest consignment
+of "butter and eggs and a pound of cheese," which has come up from
+Srinagar, and select the best of the fruit and vegetables. It affords also
+an interesting promenade for the geese, who solemnly march down the main
+street daily for recreation and such stray articles of food as may be
+found in the heterogeneous rubbish-heaps.
+
+It possesses, however, a superabundance of pi-dogs, who gather together on
+the slope in front of our hut in the watches of the night, and serenade us
+to a maddening extent.
+
+The natives, too, have a sinful habit of chattering and shouting at an
+hour when all well-conducted persons should be steeped in their beauty
+sleep.
+
+A few nights ago this culminated in what Keats would have called a "purple
+riot." The sweeper and his friends were holding a meeting for the purpose
+of conversation and the consumption of apple brandy.
+
+Having fruitlessly sent the shikari to try and stop the insufferable noise,
+I was fain to sally forth myself to investigate matters.
+
+Then to a happy and light-hearted party seated chattering round a blazing
+fire there came suddenly the unwelcome apparition of an exceedingly irate
+sahib, in evening dress and pumps, brandishing a khudstick.
+
+A wild scurry, in which the bonfire was scattered, a few remarks in
+forcible English, a whack which just missed the hindmost reveller, and the
+place became a deserted village.
+
+Next morning Sabz Ali came to me in a towering rage to report that the
+sweeper--that unclean outcast--had dared to say most opprobrious things to
+him, being inspired thereto by the devil and apple brandy. Nothing less
+than the immediate execution of the culprit by hanging, drawing, and
+quartering would satisfy the outraged feelings of our henchman.
+
+I promised a yet severer punishment. I said I would "cut" the wretched
+minion's pay that month to the amount of a rupee. Vengeance was satisfied,
+and the victim reduced to tears.
+
+It is good to hear Jane--who for many years has been accustomed to having
+her own way in all household matters--ordering breakfast.
+
+"Well, Sabz Ali--what shall we have for breakfast to-morrow?"
+
+"Jessa mem-sahib arder!"--with a friendly grin.
+
+"Then I shall have kidneys."'
+
+"No kidney, mem-sahib! Kidney plenty money--two annas six pice ek. Oh,
+plenty dear!"
+
+"I'm tired of eggs. Is there any cold chicken you
+could grill?"
+
+"Chota murghi one egg lay, mem-sahib, anda poach. Sahib, chicken grill
+laike!"
+
+"Oh, all right! But I thought of a mutton-chop for the major sahib."
+
+"Muttony stup" (mutton's tough). "Sahib no laike!"
+
+"Very well, that will do--a poached egg for me and grilled chicken for the
+sahib."
+
+"No, mem-sahib--no 'nuf. Sahib plenty 'ungry--chicken grill, peechy
+ramble-tamble egg!"
+
+"Have it your own way. I daresay the major sahib _would_ like scrambled
+eggs, and we'll have coffee--not tea."
+
+"No, mem-sahib. No coffee--coffee finish!"
+
+"Send the shikari down to the bazaar, then, for a tin of coffee from
+Nusserwanjee."
+
+"Shikari saaf kuro lakri ke major sahib" (cleaning the golf-clubs). "Tea
+breakfast, coffee kal" (to-morrow).
+
+And, utterly routed on every point, Jane gives in gracefully, and makes an
+excellent breakfast as prearranged by Sabz Ali!
+
+The news is spread that there will be an exhibition of pictures held in
+Srinagar in September. Every second person is a--more or less--heaven-born
+artist out here, so there promises to be no lack of exhibits. I dreamed a
+dream last night, and in my dream I was walking along the bund and came
+upon an elderly gentleman laying Naples yellow on a canvas with a trowel.
+The river was smooth and golden, and reflected the sensuous golden tones
+of the sky. Trees arose from golden puddles, half screening a ziarat which,
+upon the glowing canvas, appeared remarkably like a village church. "How
+beautiful!" I cried, "how gloriously oleographic!" and the painter,
+removing a brush from his mouth, smiled, well pleased, and said, "I am a
+Leader among Victorian artists and the public adores me!" and I left him
+vigorously painting pot-boilers. Then in a damp dell among the willows of
+the Dal I found a foreigner in spectacles, and the light upon his pictures
+was the light that never was on sea or land; but through a silvery mist
+the willows showed ghostly grey, and a shadowy group of classic nymphs
+were ringed in the dance, and I cried "O Corot! lend me your spectacles. I
+fain, like you, would see crude nature dimmed to a silvery perpetual
+twilight." And Corot replied: "Mon ami moi je ne vois jamais le soleil, je
+me plonge toujours, dans les ombres bleuâtres et les rayons pâles de
+l'aube."
+
+Then upward I fared till, treading the clear heights, I found one
+frantically painting the peaks and pinnacles of the mountains in weird
+stipples of alternate red and blue.
+
+"Great heavens!" I exclaimed, "what disordered manner is this!"
+
+The artist glanced swiftly at me, and said disdainfully: "I am a modern of
+the moderns, and if you cannot see that mountains are like that, it is
+your fault--not mine. Go back, you stand too close."
+
+And as I went back I looked over my shoulder, and, truly, the flaring
+rose-colour had blended amicably with the blue, and I admitted that
+perhaps Segantini was not so mad as he looked.
+
+A little lower down a stout Scotchman painted a flowery valley. The
+flowers were many and bright, but not so garish as they appeared to him,
+and I hinted as much; but he scorned my criticism.
+
+"Mon," he shouted, "I painted the Three Graces, an' they made me an
+Academeesian. I painted a flowery glen in the Tyrol (dearie me, but thae
+flowers cost me a fortune in blue paint), and it was coft for the Chantry
+Bequest, and hoo daur _you_ talk to me?"
+
+Then I departed hurriedly and came upon four men, two of them with long
+beards, and all with unkempt hair, laboriously depicting a blue pine,
+needle by needle, and every one in its proper place. I asked them if
+theirs was not a very troublesome way of painting.
+
+They looked at one another with earnest blue eyes, and remarked that here
+was evidently a Philistine who knew not Cimabue and cared not a jot for
+Giotto; and the first said: "Sir, methinks he who would climb the golden
+stairs should do so step by step;" and the second said, sadly: "We are but
+scapegoats, truly, being cast forth by the vindictive Victorians of our
+day."
+
+The third murmured in somewhat broken English.
+
+ "Victoria Victrix,
+ Beata Beatrix,"
+
+whereby I recognised him to be a poet, if not a painter.
+
+But the fourth--an energetic-looking man with a somewhat arrogant
+manner--said briskly: "Perchance the ass is right; these pine needles are
+becoming monotonous, and I have seventeen million four hundred and
+sixty-two thousand five hundred and eleven more to do. Beshrew me if I do
+not take to pot-boiling!"
+
+Down by the water-side a lady sat, sketching in water-colours for dear
+life; around her lay a litter of half-finished works, scattered like
+autumn leaves in Vallombrosa. I approached her, quite friendly, and
+offered to gather them up for her--at least some of them, saying
+soothingly, for I saw she was in a temper--
+
+"Dear, dear, Clara, why, what _is_ the matter?"
+
+"I am painting the Venice of the East," she cried petulantly, "but for the
+life of me I can't see a campanile, and how can I possibly paint a picture
+without a campanile?"
+
+I understood that, of course, she couldn't, so I stole away softly on
+tip-toe, leaving her turning doungas into gondolas for all she was worth.
+
+A dark, dapper man, with an alert air and an eyeglass, sat near the
+seventh bridge, writing. Beside him stood an easel and other painting-gear.
+I asked him what he was doing, and he answered, with a fine smile, "I am
+gently making enemies;" so, to turn the subject, I picked up a large
+canvas, smeared over with invisible grey, like the broadside of a modern
+battleship, and sprinkled here and there with pale yellow blobs.
+
+"What have we here, James?" I inquired cheerfully, and he, staying his
+claw-like hand in mid-air, made reply--
+
+"A chromatic in tones of sad colour, with golden accidentals--Kashmir
+night-lights."
+
+"Ah! quite so," I exclaimed; "but have I got it right side up?"
+
+He looked at it doubtfully for a moment, then, pointing to a remarkable
+butterfly (_Vanessa Sifflerius_) depicted in the corner, cried: "It's all
+right; you'll never make a mistake if you keep this insect in the _right
+bottom corner_. It is put there on purpose."
+
+Lastly, on an eminence I saw a man like an eagle, sitting facing full the
+sun, and upon his glowing canvas was portrayed the heavens above and the
+earth beneath and the waters under the earth, and behind him sat one who
+patted him upon the back, and looked at intervals over his shoulder at the
+glorious work, and then wrote in a book a eulogy thereof; and I, too, came
+and looked over the painter's shoulder, and I muttered, with Oliver
+Wendell Holmes,
+
+ "The foreground golden dirt,
+ The sunshine painted with a squirt."
+
+Then the man who patted the painter on the back turned upon me
+aggressively, and said: "This is the only painter who ever was, or will be,
+and if you don't agree with me you are a fool." The painter, smiling a sly
+Monna-Lisan smile of triumph, remarked: "Right you are, John. I rather
+think this _will_ knock that rascal Claude," and I laughed so that I awoke;
+but the memory of the dream remained with me, and it seemed to me that,
+perhaps, we poor amateurs might not be any better able to compass aught
+but caricatures of this marvellous scenery than the ghostly limners of my
+dream!
+
+The hut just above ours was tenanted by a party of three young Lancers on
+leave from Rawal Pindi, a gramophone, and a few dogs.
+
+One of the soldiers was laid up with a bad ankle, and it soon became a
+daily custom for Jane or me to play a game of chess or piquet with the
+invalid.
+
+Later on, when leave had expired for the hale, when the dogs had departed,
+and the voice of the gramophone was no more heard in the land, we came to
+see a great deal of the wounded warrior, and finally arranged to
+personally conduct him off the premises, and return him, in time for
+medical survey, to Rawal Pindi.
+
+Many years ago I read a delightful poem called _The Paradise of Birds_--I
+believe it was by Mortimer Collins,[1] but I am not sure. Now the Poet
+(who, together with Windbag, sailed to this very paradise of birds) deemed
+that this happy asylum of the feathered fowls was somewhere at the back of
+the North Pole. He cannot have known of Kashmir, or he would assuredly
+have sent the persecuted birds thither, and placed the "Roc's Egg" as
+janitor, somewhere by the portals of the Jhelum Valley. Kashmir is truly
+and indeed the paradise of birds, for there no man molests them, and no
+schoolboy collects eggs, and the result is a fascinating fearlessness, the
+result of perpetual peace and plenty.
+
+I regret exceedingly that my ornithological knowledge is extremely limited.
+I could find no books to help me,[2] and, as I did not care to kill any
+birds merely to enable me to identify their species, my notes were merely
+"popular" and not "scientific."
+
+Shall I confess that I began an erudite work on the birds of Kashmir, but
+got no further than the Hoopoe? It began as follows:--
+
+THE HOOPOE
+
+_Early history of_.--Tereus, King of Thrace, annoyed his wife Procne so
+much by the very marked attention which he paid to her sister Philomela,
+that she lost her temper so far as to chop up her son Itylus, and present
+him to his papa in the form of a ragoût.
+
+This, naturally, disgusted Tereus very much, and he "fell upon" the ladies
+with a sword, but, just as he was about to stab them to the heart, he was
+changed into a Hoopoe, Philomela into a nightingale, Procne into a swallow,
+while Itylus became a pheasant.
+
+ "Vertitur in volucrem, cui stant in vertice cristae
+ Prominet immodicum pro longa cuspide rostrum;
+ Nomen epops volucri."
+
+OVID, _Metam_. lib. vi.
+
+_His crest and patent of nobility_.--Once upon a time, King Solomon, while
+making a royal progress, was much, incommoded by the powerful rays of the
+sun, and as he had ascendency over the birds, and knew their language, he
+called upon the vultures to come and fly betwixt the sun and his nobility,
+but the vultures refused. Then the kindly Hoopoes assembled, and flew in
+close mass above his head, thus forming a shade under which he proceeded
+on his journey in ease and comfort.
+
+At sundown the monarch sent for the King of the Hoopoes, and desired him
+to name a reward for the service which he and his followers had rendered.
+
+Then the King of the Hoopoes answered that nothing could be more glorious
+than the golden crown of King Solomon; and so Solomon decreed that the
+Hoopoes should thenceforward wear golden crowns as a mark of his favour.
+But alas! when men found the Hoopoes all adorned with golden crowns, they
+pursued and slew them in great multitudes for greed of the precious metal,
+until the King of the Hoopoes, in heavy sorrow, hied hastily to King
+Solomon, and begged that the gift of the golden crowns might be rescinded,
+ere every Hoopoe was slain.
+
+Then Solomon, seeing the misery they had brought upon themselves by their
+presumption, transformed their crowns of gold to crowns of feathers, which
+no man coveted (for the Eastern ladies didn't wear hats), and the Hoopoes
+wear them to this day as a mark of royal favour, but all the feathers fell
+off the necks of the disobliging vultures.
+
+_His amazing talent_.--In those dark ages ... the Hoopoe was considered as
+prodigiously skilful in defeating the machinations of witches, wizards,
+and hobgoblins. The female, in consequence of this art, could preserve her
+offspring from these dreaded injuries.
+
+She knew all the plants which defeat fascinations, those which give sight
+to the blind; and, more wondrous still, those which open gates or doors,
+locked, bolted, or barred.
+
+Aelian relates that a man having three times successively closed the nest
+of a Hoopoe, and having remarked the herb with which the bird, as often,
+opened it, applied the same herb, and _with the same success_, to charm
+the locks off the strongest coffer.--_Naturalists' Magazine_ (about 1805).
+
+_His personal appearance_.--The beak is bent, convex and sub-compressed,
+and in some degree obtuse; the tongue is obtuse, triangular and very short,
+and the feet are ambulatory. As this bird has a great abundance of
+feathers, it appears considerably thicker than it is. It is, in fact,
+about the size of a mistletoe thrush, but looks, while in its feathers, to
+be as large as a common pigeon.--_Naturalists' Magazine_.
+
+I had got _no_ further in my _magnum opus_, when I unfortunately showed my
+notes to Colonel--well, I will not mention his name, but he is the
+greatest authority on the birds and beasts of Kashmir. He besought me to
+spare him, pathetically remarking that I should cut the ground from under
+his feet, and take the bread out of his mouth, and the wind out of his
+sails, if I went any further with my monograph on the Hoopoe. He saw at a
+glance that I was conversant with authorities whom he had never consulted,
+and possessed a knowledge of my subject to which he could hardly aspire,
+so I gracefully agreed to leave the field to him, and relinquished my
+_magnum opus_ in its very inception.
+
+One of the chiefest charms of Kashmir, and one which is apt to be
+overlooked, is the entirely unspoilt freshness of its scenery. No locust
+horde of personally-conducted "trippers" pollutes its ways and byways, nor
+has the khansamah of the dâk bungalow as yet felt constrained to add
+sauerkraut and German sausage to his bill of fare--for which Allah be
+praised!
+
+The world is growing very small, and the globe-trotter rushes round it in
+eighty days. The trail of the cheap excursionist is all over Europe, from
+the North Cape to Tarifa, from the highest Alpine summit (which he attains
+in comfort by a funicular railway) to the deepest mines of Cornwall. Egypt
+has become his footstool, and the shores of the Mediterranean his wash-pot.
+Niagara is mapped and labelled for his benefit, and the Yosemite is his
+happy hunting-ground. He "does" the West Indies in "sixty days for sixty
+pounds," and he is now arranging a special cheap excursion from the Cape
+to Cairo. "But," it may be remarked, "what were Jane and I but
+globe-trotters'? and am I not trying to sing the praises of Kashmir with
+the avowed object of inducing people to go out and see it for themselves?"
+
+By all manner of means let us travel. Far be it from me to wish folks to
+stay dully at home, while the wonders and beauties of the wide world lie
+open for the admiration and education of its inhabitants.
+
+But there are globe-trotters and globe-trotters. My objection is only to
+those--alas! too numerous--vagrants who cannot go abroad without casting
+shame on the country which bred them; whose vulgarity causes offence in
+church and picture-gallery; who cannot see a monument or a statue without
+desiring to chip off a fragment, or at least scrawl their insignificant
+names upon it.
+
+From these, and such as these, Kashmir is as yet free; but some day, I
+suppose, it will be "opened up," when the railway, which is already
+contemplated, is in going order between Pindi and Srinagar, and cheap
+excursion tickets are issued from Berlin and Birmingham.
+
+Here is a specimen page of the Guide Book (bound in red) for 19--(?):
+
+"Ascend Apharwat by the funicular railway. The neat little station,
+with its red corrugated-iron roof, makes a picturesque spot of colour near
+the Dobie's Ghât. Fares, 4 an. 6 pi., all the way."
+
+"A local guide should on no account be omitted (several are always to be
+found near the station leaning on their khudsticks, and discussing
+controversial theology in the sweet low tones so noticeable in the
+Kashmiri). See that he be provided with a horn, to the hooting of which
+the Echo Lake will be found responsive."
+
+"From the balcony of the * Hôtel Baloo an unrivalled view of Nanga Parbat
+should be obtained. Glasses can be procured from the anna-in-the-slot
+machines which are dotted about."
+
+"This veritable king of the Himal--" (here follows a pageful of regulation
+guide-book gush).
+
+"Good sport is to be obtained from the obliging and enterprising manager
+of the hotel, Herr Baer. A few rupees will purchase the privilege of
+shooting at that monarch of the mountains, the markhor. Start not, fair
+tourist, for no danger lurks in the sport. No icy precipices need be
+scaled, no giddy gulfs explored, and the only danger which menaces the
+bold hunter in the mimic stalk, is that which menaces his shins in the
+broken soda-water bottles and sharp-edged sardine tins with which the
+summit of Apharwat is strewn."
+
+"As a matter of fact, the consumption of mutton is considerable in the
+Hôtel Baloo in the tourist season, and the worthy Baer conceived the
+brilliant and financially sound scheme of attaching some old ibex and
+markhor horns (bought cheap when the old library at Srinagar was swept
+away in the last flood) to his live stock, and turning his decorated flock
+loose on the mountain's brow, where the sportsman saves him the trouble of
+slaughter while enjoying all the excitement and none of the difficulty of
+a veritable stalk."
+
+"Another brilliant invention of the good Baer is his 'sunset spectacles.'
+These are made with the glasses in two halves--the upper part orange and
+the lower one purple. These are simply invaluable to those who have only a
+brief half-hour in which to 'do' Apharwat before darting down to catch the
+3.15 express for Leh (_viâ_ the newly opened Zoji La tunnel), since for
+the modest sum of 8 a. a superb sunset can be enjoyed at any time of the
+day."
+
+"Should, however, the leisured globe-trotter have unlimited time at his
+disposal, he would do well to lunch at the Hôtel Baloo, in order to taste
+the celebrated Kashmir sauerkraut (made of wild rhubarb) and Gujar pie
+(composed of the most tempting tit-bits of the water buffalo), before
+returning to the 'Savoy' at Srinagar by the turbine tram from Tangmarg, or
+by the pneumatic launch which leaves Palhallan Pier every ten minutes,
+weather permitting."
+
+"Should the tourist be a naturalist he can hardly fail to observe, and be
+interested in, the mosquitoes of this charming and picturesque locality.
+He will note that they rival the song-thrush in magnitude and the Bengal
+tiger in ferocity. A coating of tar laid with a trowel over the exposed
+parts of the body will be found the best protection, especially as the new
+Armour Company's patent hermetically sealed bear-proof visor will be found
+too hot for comfort in summer."
+
+"The environs of Srinagar are charming. Notice the picturesque 'furnished
+apartments' for paying guests all along the water-side, and the mixed
+bathing establishments, crowded daily by the Smart Set, whose jewelled
+pyjamas flash in rivalry of the heliographic oil-tins which deck the
+neighbouring temples."
+
+"By a visit to the Museum, and an inspection by eye and nose of the quaint
+specimens of antique clothing exhibited there, the intelligent and
+imaginative traveller may conjure up a mental picture of the unpolished
+appearance of the old-time Mangi and his lady before he adopted the tall
+hat and frock coat of civilisation, or she had discovered the 'swanbill'!"
+
+
+[1] It is by Courthope, not Collins.
+
+[2] See Appendix II.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII
+
+THE FLOOD
+
+Tuesday, _September_ 12.--A second edition of the Noachian deluge is upon
+us! It began to rain on Saturday, at the close of a hot and stuffy week,
+and, having succeeded in thoroughly soaking the unfortunate ladies who
+were engaged in a golf competition that day, it proceeded to rain
+abundantly all through Sunday and Monday.
+
+The outlook from our hut is dispiriting; through a thick grey veil of
+vapour the gleam of water shines over the swamp that was the polo-ground.
+The little muddy stream in which so many erring golf-balls lie low is up
+and out for a ramble over its banks. The lower golf-greens resemble
+paddy-fields, and round the marg the spires of dull grey pines stand
+dripping in a steadfast shower-bath.
+
+Sometimes the heavy cloud folds everything in its leaden wing, blotting
+out even the streaming village at our feet, and reducing our view to the
+immediate slope below us where the wilted ragwort and rank weeds bend
+before the tiny torrents which trickle everywhere. Then comes a break,
+falsely suggestive of an improvement, and lo! soaring above the cloudy
+boil, the lofty shoulders of Apharwat sheeted in new-fallen snow!
+
+After the somewhat oppressive heat of last week, the sudden raw cold
+strikes home, and Jane and I take a great interest in the fire, the "Old
+Snake"[1] is an accomplished fire-master, and it is pleasant to watch him
+squatting like an ungainly frog in front of the hearth, and sagaciously
+feeding the flame with damp and spitting logs.
+
+It is amazing what lavish expenditure of fuel one will indulge in when it
+costs nothing a ton!
+
+We are just beginning to find out the exact spots where chairs may be
+planted so as to avoid the searching draughts which go far to make our
+happy home like a very airy sort of bird-cage.
+
+Well! we might have been worrying through all this in a sodden tent, where
+even a boarded floor would barely have kept out rheumatism, and where one
+would have been liable to alarms and excursions at all sorts of untoward
+times when drains wanted deepening and guys slackening. The mere thought
+of such things sent us into a truly thankful state of mind, and we
+discussed from our cosy chairs the probable condition of the party from
+the Residency which set forth, full of high hope, on Saturday morning to
+attack the markhor of Poonch.
+
+Here it has rained with vehemence ever since they left; up in the high
+ground it has doubtless snowed; and although they were well armed with
+cards and whisky, yet it would appear but a poor business to play bridge
+all day in a snow-bound tent on the top of the Pir Panjal! Nothing short
+of a hundred aces every few minutes could make the game worth the candle!
+
+This spell of bad weather has greatly interfered with the movements of a
+large number of the folks who were to leave Gulmarg early this week. Many
+got away betimes on Saturday, and a few faced the elements on Sunday, and
+a painful experience they must have had.
+
+We had intended to leave next Thursday, and had ordered boats to meet us
+at Parana Chauni, but the road will be so bad that I wired this morning to
+put off our transport till further orders.
+
+The end of the season at Gulmarg sees the bazaar stock at low water. Eggs,
+fowls, cherry brandy, and spirits of wine are "off," also butter, but the
+latter scarcity does not affect us, as we make our own in a pickle jar.
+The bazaar butter became very bad, probably because the large numbers of
+visitors to Gulmarg caused an additional supply to be got from uncleanly
+Gujars, so we, by the kindness of the Assistant Resident, had a special
+cow detailed to supply us daily with milk at our own door.
+
+That cow was very friendly; I first made its acquaintance one forenoon.
+While I was sitting below the verandah sketching, with a dozen lovely
+peaches spread by me on the hoards to obtain their final touch of
+perfection in the sun before lunch, the cow strolled up. I was much
+interested in the sketch, and believed that the cow was too; but when I
+looked up at last, expecting to see its eye fixed upon the work in silent
+approbation,
+
+ "The 'cow' was still there, but the 'peaches' were gone."
+
+In the afternoon the weather showed signs of a desire to amend its ways.
+The clouds broke here and there, and, though it still rained heavily, it
+became apparent that the clerk of the weather had done his worst, and the
+supply of rain was running short. Clad in aquascutic garments, and
+surmounted by an ungainly two-rupee bazaar umbrella (my dapper British one
+having been annexed by a covetous Mangi)--
+
+ "Ombrifuge, Lord love you, case o' rain,
+ I flopped forth 'sbuddikins on my own ten toes."
+
+The whole slope in front of the hut was a trickle of water, threading the
+dying stalks of dock and ragwort, and hurrying down to add its dirty
+pittance to the small yellow torrent rushing along the greasy strip of
+clay that in happier days was the path.
+
+The whole marg was become lake or stream--lake over the polo-ground and
+half the golf-links--fed by the weeping slopes on every side, whence
+innumerable rills rioted over the grass, emulating in ferocity and haste,
+if not in size, the tawny torrents which drained the sides of Apharwat.
+
+The road from the bazaar to the club was all but impassable, but as it had
+still a few inches of freeboard, I followed it to the foot of the church
+slope, and, skirting the hill, inspected the desolation which had been
+wrought at the Kotal hole, where the stream had torn through its banks and
+wrecked the green.
+
+During a visit of condolence to Mrs. Smithson, whose unfortunate husband
+is pursuing markhor in Poonch, the sky cleared--a splendid effort in the
+way of a "clearing shower" being followed by a decided break-up of the
+pall of wet cloud in which we have been too long immersed. Not without a
+severe struggle did Jupiter Pluvius consent to turn off the tap, but at
+length the sun broke through the hanging clouds and sent their sodden grey
+fragments swirling up the Ferozepore Nullah to break in foamy wreaths
+round the ragged cliffs of Kulan.
+
+Finding the road across to the post-office altogether under water for some
+distance--a lake extending from the twelfth hole for nearly a quarter of a
+mile to the main road--I wandered back towards the higher ground, joining
+a waterproof figure, a member of the Green Committee, who was sadly
+regarding the water-logged links with the disconsolate air of the raven let
+loose from the ark! We agreed that this was a remarkably good opportunity
+for observing the drainage system, and taking notes for future guidance,
+and in company we went over as much of the links as possible, finishing
+below the second hole, where the cross stream which comes down from the
+higher ground had torn away the bridge and cut off the huts beyond from
+civilisation.
+
+The homeward stroll at sunset was perfectly beautiful, and showed Gulmarg
+in an absolutely new guise. The lower part of the marg, being all lake,
+reflected the lustrous golden sky and rich dark pine-woods in a faithful
+mirror. Flying fragments of cloud, fleeces of gold and crimson, clung to
+the mountain-sides or sailed above the forests, while beyond Apharwat,
+coldly clad in a pure white mantle of snow, new fallen, rose silhouetted
+against the darkening sky.
+
+_Saturday, September_ 16.--After the Deluge came the Exodus, everybody
+trying to leave Gulmarg at once. We had always intended to go down to
+Srinagar about the 15th, but, finding that the Residency party meant to
+move on that day, we arranged to migrate a day earlier in order to avoid
+the pony and coolie famine which a Residential progress entails on the
+ordinary traveller.
+
+On Wednesday afternoon the ten ponies, carefully ordered a week before
+from the outlying villages, were congregated on the weedy slope which
+falls away from our verandah, picking up a scanty sustenance from decaying
+ragwort and such like.
+
+Secure in the possession of the necessary transport, Jane and I strolled
+forth for a last look at Nanga Parbat, should he haply deign to be on view.
+He did not deign, however, preferring to remain, like Achilles, when
+bereft of Briseis, sulking in his cloudy tent. So we consoled ourselves
+with an exceedingly fine view of the snow-crowned heights at the head of
+the Ferozepore Nullah. Upon returning to our beloved log cabin we were met
+by Sabz Ali--almost speechless with wrath--who broke to us the distressing
+news that six of our ten weight-carriers had departed from the compound.
+The entire staff, with the exception of our factotum, were away in pursuit,
+and there was nothing for it but to possess our souls in what patience we
+might until they returned.
+
+As we had arranged for a four o'clock start next morning, it was most
+disconcerting to have all our transport desert so late in the evening. An
+urgent note to the Assistant Resident, and some pressure on the Tehsildhar,
+produced promise of assistance.
+
+Early on Thursday morning came an indignant chit from an irate General,
+complaining that my servants were trying to seize his ponies, for which he
+had paid an advance of two rupees, and would I be good enough to
+investigate the affair. Here was the murder out. His chuprassie had
+obviously bribed my pony wallahs, and a letter, stating my case pretty
+clearly, produced the ponies and an apology.
+
+This delay kept us till after midday, when, stowing our invalid snugly in
+a dandy, we left Gulmarg and began the descent to Srinagar. I remained
+behind to see the hut clear and make a sketch, and then hurried down the
+direct path, which drops some 2000 feet to Tangmarg. Here I found Jane and
+the invalid comfortably disposed in a landau, but the baggage spread about
+anywhere, and the usual clamour of coolies uprising in the heated and
+dust-laden air.
+
+No ekka--the one which had been ordered with the landau having apparently
+got another job and departed. Presently a stray ekka, drawn by a sorely
+weary-looking mule, appeared on the scene, and we seized upon it instantly,
+loaded it up with most of the baggage, and despatched coolies with the
+rest.
+
+After the storm came a holy calm, and we settled down to a light but
+welcome lunch before starting down the long slope into the valley.
+
+We had heard most disquieting tales of floods; the water had burst the
+bund at Srinagar, and there was said to be ten feet over the polo-ground.
+The occupants of Nedou's Hotel were going in and out by boat, and Srinagar
+itself was said to be quite cut off from all access by road.
+
+The Residency party have countermanded their intended move to-morrow.
+
+At the post-office I was told that only a small part of the mail had been
+brought into Srinagar, the road being "bund" between Baramula and that
+place, while an unusual number of landslips and bridges have come down in
+the Jhelum Valley.
+
+Nevertheless, we had made a push to get on; things in Kashmir are often
+less gloomy than their reports would make one believe, and so we bowled
+quite cheerfully down the road from Tangmarg, basking in the hot and sunny
+air, which seemed to us really delicious after the raw cheerlessness of
+the last few days at Gulmarg.
+
+From Tangmarg to the dâk bungalow at Margam, a steady descent is
+maintained by an excellent road over the sloping Karewa, for about ten
+miles, of which we had just about travelled half when a series of yells
+from the syce behind, a wild swerve, and a heavy plump brought us up just
+on the edge of the steep and rocky bank, which fell sharply from the
+roadside.
+
+Alas! the axle of the off hind wheel had snapped, and the wheel itself was
+hopelessly lying in the thick white dust, and our landau looked like an
+ancient three-decker in a squall.
+
+The horses being unharnessed, we sent the drivers with one of them forward
+to look for help, and Hesketh and Jane proceeded to make tea while I sat
+by the roadside and sketched.
+
+Presently an empty dandy came "dribbling by" on its return journey to
+Gulmarg, and it was immediately impressed for the benefit of the lame.
+Hardly had we packed him in, when a wandering tonga hove in sight, and,
+being promptly requisitioned, we rattled off the five miles which lay
+between us and Margam in no time.
+
+Here we found a large party assembled in the little rest-house. Colonel
+and Mrs. Maxwell (who had kindly sent us back the tonga on hearing of the
+breakdown); Mr. and Mrs. Allen Baines, whose dandy had been the means of
+bringing Hesketh along; and Sadleir-Jackson, and Edwards of the 9th
+Lancers.
+
+The bungalow was full, but I found out that one room was appropriated by a
+coming event, who had cast his shadow before him in the guise of a bearer.
+This being contrary to the etiquette as observed in dâk bungalows, I
+gently but firmly cleared out the neatly arranged toilet things and
+ready-made bed; while Hesketh was taken over, somewhat shattered by his
+tedious though exciting day, by his fellow Lancers.
+
+The resources of the little place were severely strained; dinner was a
+scanty meal, and soda-water gave out almost immediately: nevertheless, a
+cheroot and a rubber of bridge sent us contented to bed.
+
+Yesterday (Friday) the question of how to proceed arose. The road was
+reported to be impassable after about five miles, the remaining ten being
+under water.
+
+We set out after breakfast, Jane perched on a pony which Sabz Ali had
+raised or stolen, Hesketh in the dandy, and I on foot. After a warm five
+miles' march we came upon signs of a block. Vehicles of many and strange
+sorts were drawn up in the shade of a chenar, under whose wide branches
+the Baines family was faring sumptuously on biscuits and brandy and water.
+
+Horses, goats, and cattle strayed around, and a chattering mob of natives,
+busily engaged, as usual, in doing nothing, completed the picture.
+
+Hesketh was reduced to despair; after two months in bed, this could not
+but be a trying journey under the most favourable circumstances, and the
+prospect as held out by his pessimistic bearer was pretty gloomy--no boats
+available, and no signs of our doungas.
+
+I pushed on to the break in search of my shikari, whom I had sent on by
+pony early in the morning, and soon found that estimable person, who is
+not really the blithering idiot he looks!
+
+In the first place, he had appropriated the only two shikaras he could
+find, and our baggage was already being stowed in them; secondly, he had
+discovered both Juma and Ismala, our Mangis, who reported the doungas
+moored below Parana Chaum, about four miles away over the flooded fields.
+
+This was good news, and we ate a cheerful lunch under a tree densely
+populated by jackdaws.
+
+The Maxwells got away somehow in search of their house-boat, which was
+supposed to have left Baramula some days ago. They started cheerfully, but
+vaguely, down the Spill Canal, and we trust they found their ark somewhere!
+
+Promising to send back a boat for the Baines, we paid and dismissed
+coolies and ponies, and paddled away over the flood water. The country was
+simply a vast lake, the main road merely marked by a dense row of poplars.
+Trees rose promiscuously out of the calm and sunlit water, wisps of maize
+and wreckage clinging to their lower boughs. Presently the road showed in
+patches, a broad waterfall breaking it every here and there as the
+imprisoned waters from above sought the slightly lower channel of the
+Jhelum.
+
+We passed a party of natives bivouacking near the roof and upper storey of
+their wooden hut, which, floating from above, was held up by the Baramula
+road. Sounding now and then with our khudsticks, we found no bottom over
+the submerged rice crops, though we could see plainly the laden ears
+waving dismally down below. This is nothing less than a great calamity for
+the owners, as the rice was just ready for gathering.
+
+Towards dusk we arrived at our ships, calmly lying moored to poplar trees
+by the roadside, and right gladly did we clamber on board, for our invalid
+was pretty well fagged out.
+
+This morning we cast loose from our poplars, and brought the fleet up to
+within half a mile of the seventh bridge, or, rather, of the spot where
+the seventh bridge used to be, for all but a fragment has been washed away!
+The strong current prevented us from getting any higher up the river in
+our doungas. Jane and I, however, were anxious to see what appearance
+Srinagar presented, so we manned the shikara with five able-bodied
+paddlers and pushed our way upwards. Turning into a side canal we passed a
+demolished bridge, and tried to force our way up a small but swift stream.
+
+Failing to make anything of it, we landed and had the boat carried over
+into a wider channel. Three times we were obliged to get out and leave our
+stalwart crew to force the boat on somehow, and they did it well--hauling,
+paddling, and shouting invocations to various saints, particularly the one
+whose name sounds like "jam paws!"
+
+The water had already fallen some four or five feet, but there was plenty
+left. A great break in the bund between Nusserwanjee's shop and the Punjab
+Bank allowed us to paddle into the flooded European quarter, past the
+telegraph office, standing knee-deep in muddy water, up over the main road
+to Nedou's Hotel, where boats lay moored outside the dining-room windows,
+then across the lagoon, lightly rippled by a tiny breeze, beneath which
+lay the polo-ground, to the Residency, where we landed to inspect damages.
+
+The water had been all over the lower storey, but a muddy deposit on the
+wooden floor, and a brown slimy high-water mark on the door jambs, alone
+remained to show what had happened. The piano had been hoisted upon a
+table, carpets and curtains bundled upstairs, and everything, apparently,
+saved. The poor garden, with its slime-daubed shrubs, broken palings and
+torn creepers, trailing wisps of draggled foliage in the oozy brown pools,
+was a sad and pitiful sight, especially when mentally contrasted with the
+glowing glory of asters and zinneas which it should have been.
+
+The flood has been nearly as bad as the great one of 1903. Fortunately the
+Spill Canal, cut above Srinagar to carry off the flood water, took off
+some of the pressure; the bund, also, is three feet higher than it was
+then, but it gave way in two places--one somewhere near the top, and the
+other just below the Bank, letting in the river to a depth of ten feet
+over the low-lying quarter. The stream is now falling fast, and, after
+doing a little shopping and visiting the post-office, which is temporarily
+established on the bund in the midst of an amazing litter of desks, boxes,
+and queer pigeon-holes admirably adapted to lose letters by the score, we
+spun swiftly down the rushing stream to tea and our cosy dounga.
+
+_Monday, September_ 18.--It was impossible to get our boats up the river
+yesterday, so I spent the day sketching amidst the most picturesque, but
+horribly smelly, part of the town; much quinine in the evening seemed
+desirable as a counterblast to possible malaria.
+
+The sunsets lately have been really magnificent; the poplars and chenars,
+darkly olive, reflected in the flooded fields against a red gold sky, in
+the foreground the black silhouettes of the armada.
+
+The days are almost too hot, but the nights are cool and delicious, and
+the mosquitoes are only noticeable for a brief period of sinful activity
+about sundown, after which the wicked cease from troubling and the weary
+are at rest.
+
+At half-past ten this morning we set sail; that is to say, we hired nine
+extra coolies and a second shikara to tow, and advanced on Srinagar.
+Hesketh's boat, being the lighter, kept well ahead (here let me note that
+"bow" in that boat is quite the prettiest girl we have seen in Kashmir,
+and the minx knows it!), but we had good men, and worked along slowly and
+steadily up the main river, the side canals being all choked by broken
+bridges and such like. We crept past the Amira Kadal, or first bridge,
+about two o'clock, and tied up for lunch, revelling in the most perfect
+pears, peaches, and walnuts. As a rule the Kashmir fruit is disappointing;
+abundant and cheap certainly, but not by any means of first-rate quality.
+
+Strawberries, cherries, apricots, melons, and grapes might all be far
+better if properly cultivated, and scientifically improved from European
+stock.
+
+The pears alone defy criticism, and the apples, I am told, are excellent
+also.
+
+Vegetables are in great plenty, but, like the fruit, would be much
+improved by good cultivation.
+
+_Wednesday, September_ 25.--The abomination of desolation wrought by the
+flood is borne in upon one more and more as an inspection of the town
+reveals the damage done more fully--the houses standing empty, their lower
+storeys dank and slimy, the ruined gardens, and muddy, slippery roads. The
+wrecked garden of the Punjab Bank is one of the saddest sights, and must
+be a painful spectacle to Mr. Harrison, whose joy it was to spend time and
+money on importing exotic and improving indigenous plants.
+
+One cannot help reflecting how desperately depressed Noah, and the
+probably more impressionable Mrs. Noah, must have been when, discarding
+their aquascutums for the first time, they sallied forth, a primeval party,
+to observe the emerging country.
+
+Mrs. Noah, tucking up the curious straight garment that is a memory of our
+childhood, went ahead with feminine curiosity; Noah, bare-legged,
+slithering along in the rear and beseeching the ladies to note the
+slipperiness of the alluvial deposit, and for goodness' sake not to make a
+glissade down the side of Ararat.
+
+I feel confident they must have taken great precautions, for Sabz Ali
+slipped up on the shelving bank of the Jhelum, and, had he not caught the
+gunwale of our dounga in his descent, would most certainly have had to
+swim for his life--which I doubt if he can do!
+
+Now, Shem and Co. were as valuable to Noah as Sabz Ali is to us, and I
+should not be surprised if he made them travel on all-fours in the risky
+places. Fathers were very dictatorial in those days, and there was nobody
+about to make them consider their dignity.
+
+One can imagine the scene. Ararat, a muddy pyramid dotted here and there
+with olive trees--curious, by the way, to find olives so high!--in the
+receding waters the vagrant raven cheerfully picking out the eye of a
+defunct pterodactyl. The heavy clouds rolling off the sodden world--they
+must have indeed been heavy clouds, nimbus of the first water--as they had
+raised the world's water-level 250 feet per day during "the flood" ...
+surely a record output!
+
+The primeval family party, sadly poking about along the expanding margin
+of the world, noting how Abel Brown's tall chimney was beginning to show,
+and how Cain Jones' wigwam was clean gone. Mrs. Shem said she knew it
+would, the mortar work had been so terribly scamped.
+
+And Naboth Robinson's vineyard--well, _it_ was in a pretty mess, to be
+sure, and serve him right, for Mrs. Noah had frequently offered him two of
+her (second) best milch mammoths for it; yet he had held on to his nasty
+sour grapes, like the mean old curmudgeon that he was.
+
+And now Hammy must set to work and tidy it up; and oh! what lots of nice
+manure was floating about, all for nothing the cartload ... And so the
+primeval family felt better, and went back to the ark to tea, feeling
+almost cheerful, but rather lonesome.
+
+Fortunately this great flood did little injury to life or limb. A certain
+amount of destruction of crops and other property was inevitable, but on
+the whole the loss was not so great as was at one time feared, and much
+was saved that at first seemed irreparable.
+
+A well-known lady artist came near to giving the note of tragedy to the
+British community, and losing the number of her mess (to use a nautical,
+and therefore appropriate expression) by reason of a big willow tree,
+beneath whose shady boughs she had moored her floating studio. This
+hapless tree, having all its sustenance swept from beneath by the greedy
+water, came down with a crash in the night upon the confiding house-boat,
+and all but swamped it.
+
+The cook-boat, occupied as usual by a pair of prolific Mangis and their
+large small family, was saved by the proverbial "acid drop"--the children
+crawling out somehow or anyhow from among the branches of the fallen tree.
+
+The fair artist, having with shrieks invoked the aid of a neighbour, he
+promptly descended from his roof or other temporary camp, and helped her
+with basins and chatties to bale out the half-swamped boat. The lady is
+now safely moored to the mudbank on the other side of the river where
+willow trees do not grow.
+
+The whole bund is in a very unsafe state: it was raised three feet after
+the last flood, but its width was not increased correspondingly. Now that
+the water has fallen, great fissures and subsidences have appeared, and in
+many places large portions of the bank have fallen away, carrying big
+trees with them.
+
+
+[1] Our pet name for Shikari Mark II., who reigns in the stead of Ahmed
+ Bot, sacked for expensive inefficiency.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV
+
+THE MACHIPURA
+
+Wednesday, _September_ 27.--We left Srinagar yesterday, very sorry indeed
+to part from the many good friends we have made and left there. Truly
+Kashmir is a hospitable country, and we have met with more kind
+friendliness in the last six months than we could have believed possible,
+coming as we did, strangers and pilgrims into a strange land. Our
+consolation is that every one comes "Home" sooner or later, so that we can
+look forward to meeting most of our friends again ere very long, and
+recalling with them memories of this happy summer with those who have done
+so much to make it so.
+
+Farewell, Srinagar! Your foulness and inward evilness were lost in the
+background behind your picturesque and tumble-down houses as we floated for
+the last time down Jhelum's olive waters, where the sharp-nosed boats lay
+moored along the margin or, poled by their sturdy Mangis and guided by the
+chappars of their wives and daughters, shot athwart the eddying flood,
+breaking the long reflections of the storeyed banks.
+
+Past the Palace of the Maharajah, its fantastic mixture of ancient
+fairness and modern ugliness blending into a homogeneous beauty as
+distance lent it enchantment.
+
+Past the temples, their tin-coated roofs refulgent in the brilliant
+sunlight; under the queer wooden bridges, their solid stone piers parting
+the suave flow of water into noisy swirl and gurgle.
+
+Past the familiar groups of grave, white-robed men solemnly washing
+themselves, then scooping up and drinking the noisome fluid; past their
+ladies squatting like frogs by the river-side, washing away at clothes
+which never seem a whit the cleanlier for all their talk and trouble.
+
+Past the children and fowls, and cows and crows, all hob-nobbing together
+as usual.
+
+Past all these sights--so strange to us at first and now so strangely
+familiar--we floated, till the broken remnant of the seventh bridge lay
+behind us, and the lofty poplars that hem in the Baramula road stood stark
+and solemn in their endless perspective.
+
+Here a jangling note, out of tune and harsh, was struck by the dobie, with
+whom we had a grave difference of opinion regarding the washing.
+
+That gentleman having "lost by neglect" certain articles of my kit--to wit
+sundry shirts and other garments--and having rendered others completely
+_hors de combat_ by reason of his sinful method of washing, I decided to
+"cut" three rupees off his remuneration.
+
+This decision seemed to have taken from him all that life held of worth,
+and he implored me to spare his wife, children, and home, all of whom
+would be broken up and ruined if I were cruel enough, to enforce my awful
+threat. Seeing that I was obdurate, being well backed by the infuriated
+Jane, whose underwear showed far more lace and open work than nature
+intended, the wretched dobie melted into loud and tearful lamentation, and
+perched himself howling in the prow. This soon became so boresome that I
+deported him to Hesketh's boat, where he underwent another defeat at the
+hands of that irate Lancer, whose shirts and temper had suffered together;
+finally the woeful washerman, still howling lugubriously, was landed on
+the river bank, and we saw and heard him no more!
+
+Down the gentle river we swiftly glided all day, while the Takht and Hari
+Parbat grew smaller and bluer, and Srinagar lay below them invisible in
+its swathing greenery.
+
+Reaching Sumbal at sunset, we turned to the left down a narrow canal, and
+soon the Wular lay--a sheet of molten gold--upon our right; and by the
+time we had moored alongside a low strip of reedy bank, the glorious rosy
+lights had faded from the snows of the Pir Panjal, and their royal purple
+and gold had turned to soft ebony against the primrose of the sky.
+
+A few hungry mosquitoes worried us somewhat before sunset, promising worse
+to follow; but the sharp little breeze that came flickering over the Wular
+after dark seemed to upset their plans, and send them shivering and hungry
+to shelter among the reeds and rushes.
+
+This morning we crossed the Wular, starting as the first pale dawn showed
+over the eastern hills.
+
+Before the sun rose over Apharwat, his shafts struck the higher snows and
+turned them rosy; while the lower slopes, their distant pines suffused
+with strong purple, stood reflected in the placid mirror of the lake.
+
+ "Full many a glorious morning have I seen
+ Flatter the mountain tops with sovran eye,"
+
+but seldom a more lovely one than this--our last on the Wular Lake.
+
+The active figures of the propellent Mangis, and the quiet ones of their
+ladies at the helm, completed a picture to be recalled with a sigh when we
+are parted by thousands of miles from this entrancing valley.
+
+Sopor we had understood to be but an uninteresting place, but we were,
+perhaps, inclined to regard things Kashmirian through somewhat rosy
+spectacles. Anyhow, we rather liked Sopor. Mooring close alongside a
+remarkably picturesque building standing in the midst of a smooth green
+lawn, which was once, I believe, a dâk bungalow, we halted to make
+arrangements for the hire of coolies and ponies to take us inland, and I
+went off to the post-office for letters and to make inquiries as to the
+probable depth of water in the river Pohru.
+
+Our skipper, Juma, affirmed that there was no water to speak of; but Juma
+probably--nay, certainly--prefers the _otium_ of a sojourn at Sopor to the
+toil of punting up the Pohru.
+
+The postmaster declared that there was lots of water, but qualified his
+optimism by saying that it was falling fast. So we arranged for our land
+transport of ponies for ourselves, and a dandy for Hesketh, to meet us one
+march up the river at Nopura, while we ourselves set forward in our boats
+to Dubgam, three or four miles down the Jhelum, where the Pohru joins it.
+At the entrance are large stores of timber, principally deodar, which is
+floated down from the Lolab, stored at Dubgam, and sent thence down
+country and otherwhere for sale. The great boom across the river to catch
+the floating logs had been carried away in the flood, and merely showed a
+few melancholy and ineffectual spikes of wood sticking up above the now
+calm and sluggish river.
+
+We towed up easily enough, through a quiet and peaceful country, which
+only became gorgeous under the alchemy of sunset, reaching Nopura in good
+time to tie up before dinner.
+
+_Friday, September 29_.--On Thursday morning we started, as usual, at dawn,
+and proceeded to pole and haul our way up the devious channel of the Pohru.
+Some four or five miles we accomplished successfully, although there were
+ominous signs of a gradual lack of water, until we came upon a hopeless
+shallow, where the river, instead of concentrating its energies on one
+deep and narrow channel, had run to waste over a wide bed, where the
+wrinkling wavelets showed the golden brown of the gravel just below the
+surface. Our big dounga stuck hard and fast at once, and Captain Jurna
+promptly gave up all hope of getting farther. He was, in fact, greatly
+gratified to find his prophesies come true, and an insufferable air of "I
+told you so" overspread his face as he wagged his head with mock sorrow,
+and gently poked the bottom with his pole to show how firmly fixed we were.
+
+Having an invalid with us, however, it was important to gain every easy
+mile we could, and it was not until all the fleet in turn had attempted to
+cross the shallow, and failed, that we made up our minds to take to our
+land transport. It was uncommonly hot in the full glare of the sun as
+Hesketh in his dandy, Jane on her "tattoo," and I on foot set forward for
+the forest house at Harwan, which lay some five miles away across the
+fields, where the rice is now being busily cut.
+
+At the foot of a very brown and parched-looking hill stood the little
+wooden hut, facing the valley of the Pohru and the Kaj-nag range. Hot and
+thirsty, we blessed the good Mr. Blunt, the kindly forest officer, who had
+so courteously given us permission to use the forest huts of the Lolab and
+the Machipura. Our blessings of Blunt turned swiftly to curses directed
+towards the chowkidar, who was not to be seen, and who had left the hut
+firmly fastened from within. An attempt to force the door brought upon us
+the resentment of a highly irritable swarm of big red wasps, who plainly
+regarded us as objectionable intruders; and Jane was really getting quite
+cross (she says--she always does--that it was I who lost my
+temper)--before the bold sweeper, prying round the back premises, found an
+unbarred window, and the joy bells rang once more.
+
+The Colonel turned up from the Malingam direction, and pitched his tent in
+the rest-house compound; and, as the afternoon grew cooler, he and I
+sallied forth to select a few chikor for the pot.
+
+The chikor is extremely like the ordinary European redleg or Barbary
+partridge, not only in colouring, but in habit, loving the same dry,
+scrub-covered country, and preferring, like him, to run rather than fly
+when pursued. The chikor, however, is certainly far superior in the
+capacity of what fowl fanciers call "a table bird," being, in fact, truly
+excellent eating.
+
+He is not an altogether easy bird to shoot, owing to his annoying
+predilection for the steepest and rockiest hillsides, and those most
+densely clothed in spiny jungle, wherein lurking, he chooses the
+inopportune moment when the sportsman is hopelessly entangled, like
+Isaac's ram, to rise chuckling and flee away to another hiding-place.
+
+Without dogs, he would be often extremely hard to find; but unluckily for
+himself, being a true Kashmiri bird, he cannot help making a noise, and
+thereby betraying his presence. His corpse, when dead, is hard to find in
+the jungle, and a runner is, of course, hopeless without canine help. It
+is well, therefore, to kill him as dead as possible, and to that end I
+used No. 4 shot, with, I think, a certain advantage over Walter, who shot
+with No. 6, and who, in consequence, lost several birds.
+
+The friendliness and sociability of the beasts and birds of Kashmir has
+been a great joy to us. The thing can be overdone, though, and both the
+wasps and the rats of Harwan were inclined to overstep the bounds of
+decorum.
+
+The latter were obviously overjoyed to see visitors, and visions of
+unlimited plunder from our festive board would, of course, put them
+somewhat above themselves. Still, they should have refrained from rioting
+so openly around our beds as soon as the lights were out, and Jane was
+naturally indignant when a large one ran over her feet!
+
+On Friday morning we left Harwan, pretty early, as usual, for it is still
+somewhat too warm to travel comfortably in the middle of the day. The
+Colonel (always an early bird) got away first, followed by our invalid in
+his dandy, while Jane and I remained to hunt the loiterers out of camp. A
+glorious morning, and the cheering knowledge that breakfast was in front
+of us, sent us merrily along for a mile or two, until branching paths led
+us to inquire of an intelligent Kashmiri, who appeared to be busily
+engaged in reaping rice with a penknife, as to the road taken by our
+precursors, especially the tiffin coolie!
+
+The industrious one had seen no sahibs at all pass by. This was a blow,
+and Jane and I sat down to review the situation. We finally decided that
+the son of the soil was indulging in what the great and good Winston
+Churchill has called a "terminological inexactitude," as the others must
+have gone by one of the two roads; so, putting our fortunes to the touch,
+we took the left-hand path, and were in due time rewarded by reaching
+Sogul, and there finding our pioneers peacefully seated under a tree, and
+breakfast ready.
+
+Leaving Sogul, we skirted for some miles a bare ridge which rose on the
+right, and which looked an ideal ground for chikor, and then turned into a
+beautiful valley drained by the Pohru, now quite a small and insignificant
+stream.
+
+Drogmulla, our objective, lies about fourteen miles from Harwan, and the
+forest house is a full mile beyond the village, at the end of a somewhat
+steep and winding path.
+
+A welcome sight was the snug rest-house, perched upon a hillock above a
+fussy little stream and surrounded by a fine clump of deodars.
+
+A tiny lawn in front was decorated with an artificial tank full of
+water-plants, and through the opening, among the trees, we saw the snowy
+crest of Shambrywa and the Kaj-nag rising over the deeply-wooded foothills.
+
+Drogmulla was so fascinating a spot, and the weather was so remarkably
+fine, that we made up our minds to remain here for a few days. That old
+red-bearded snake, the shikari, has sent the Colonel into a seventh heaven
+of anticipation by pointing to the encircling forest with promise of
+"pul-lenty baloo, sahib, this pul-lace." We straightway ordained a honk.
+
+Our sick soldier is so much better since leaving Gulmarg that he is able
+to hop "around" with considerable activity on his crutches.
+
+_Saturday, September_ 30, 4 P.M.--Walter and I have been bear-honking all
+day in a district reputed to be simply crawling with bears. I love
+bear-honking; it is such a peaceful occupation.
+
+After a stiff and very hot scramble up a rugged hillside covered with the
+infuriating scrub through which nothing but a reptile could crawl easily,
+the spot is reached within short range of which (in the opinion of the
+"oldest inhabitant," backed up by the "Snake") the bear _must_ pass.
+
+Here the battery of rifles and guns is carefully arranged, and I proceed
+to wipe my heated brow and settle down to the calm enjoyment of the honk.
+Drawing forth my cigar-case, I am soon wreathed in the fragrant clouds
+engendered by the incineration of a halfpenny cheroot, and, with a sigh of
+satisfaction, I spread out my writing or sketching materials and proceed
+to scribble or paint, calm in the knowledge that nothing on earth is in
+the least likely to disturb the flow of ideas, or interrupt the laying on
+of a broad flat wash. Now and again, lazily, I lean back to watch the
+witless hoverings of a big butterfly, or sleepily listen to the increasing
+sound of the tom-toms and the yells of the beaters, whose voices, as those
+of demons of the pit, rend the peaceful air and add to my sense of
+Olympian aloofness!
+
+A feeling of drowsiness steals over me; that succulent cold chikor,
+followed by a generous slice of cake upon which I so nobly lunched, clouds
+somewhat my active faculties, and the article--"A Bear Battue in the
+Himalayas"--which I am engaged in writing for the _Field_--seems to flag a
+little.
+
+Come, come! Begone dull sloth--let me continue--
+
+"As the sound of the beaters swells upon the ear, and the thunder of the
+tom-toms grows more insistent, the keen-eyed sportsman grasps more firmly
+the lever of his four-barrelled Nordenfeldt and prepares to play upon the
+bears his hail of stinging missiles. Hark! The plot is thickening, behind
+yon dense screen at the end of the cover the ph---- bears are beginning to
+crowd, the pattering of their feet upon the dead leaves sends a thrill
+through the beating heart of the expectant sportsman. A few bears break
+back amid wild yells from the coolies. One or two odd ones dart out here
+and there at angles of the covert. Steady! Steady! Here they are,
+following the lead of yon fine old cock; with a whirr and a rush the
+bouquet is upon us. The shikari, mad with excitement, presses the second
+Gatling and the light Howitzer into our hands as he screams: 'Bear to
+right, sahib!--Bear over!!--Bear behind!!! Bang--bang!'"
+
+"Eh? What? Oh, all right, shikari. Honk finished? Is it? Saw nothing? Dear
+me! how very odd. Very well, then gather up my guns and things, and we'll
+go on to the next beat."
+
+_Sunday, October 1_.--To-day being Sunday, we have been idle and
+happy--sketching, loafing, and enjoying the scenery and the glorious
+weather. Our bear-honk yesterday was only productive of annas to the
+beaters, but we picked up some chikor on the way home, and we have found
+mushrooms growing close to the hut, so that our lower natures are also
+satisfied. After lunch I mustered up energy sufficient to take me down to
+the village to sketch a native hut which, surrounded by a patch of flaming
+millet, had struck me on Friday as an extraordinary bit of colour. Jane
+and Walter, after many "prave 'orts" about climbing the ridge behind
+Drogmulla, contented themselves with a minor ascent of a knoll about fifty
+feet high, while the Lancer, reckless in his increasing activity, managed
+to trip over his crutches and give himself an extremely unfortunate fall.
+
+_Monday, October 2_.--There was a man who, during our bear-honk on
+Saturday, rendered himself conspicuous, partly by reason of his likeness
+to my shikari, and also because of his complete knowledge of the
+whereabouts of all bears for many miles around. He was quite glad to
+impart much information to us, and so won upon the sporting but too
+trustful heart of the brave Colonel, that he was retained by that officer
+in order that he might show sport to the Philistines, and annas and even
+rupees were bestowed upon him; and he and the old original "Snake" were
+sent forward on Saturday evening, as Joshua and Caleb, to spy out the
+promised land in the neighbourhood of Tregam.
+
+Lured by rumours of many bears, Walter and I set forth at daylight for
+Tregam, leaving Jane and the youthful Lancer (once more, alas! reduced to
+stiff bandages and a painful relapse) in possession of the hut. We "hadna
+gane a mile--a mile but barely twa," when the old shikari met us with the
+painful intelligence that two sahibs were already at Tregam, and had
+killed many bears there, grievously wounding the rest; so we altered
+course eight points to port, crossed the Pohru, and made for Rainawari.
+
+A sharp climb over a wooded ridge (on the top of which we halted for
+breakfast), followed by a steep descent, brought us into a flat and
+well-cultivated plain, which sloped gently from the foothills of the
+Kaj-nag to the bed of the Pohru. Everywhere, in the glowing sunlight, the
+villagers were busily engaged in reaping the rice, which lay in ripe brown
+swathes along the little fields. The walnuts, of which there are a great
+plenty in this district, have been lately gathered, some few trees only
+still remaining, loaded with a heavy crop, but the main produce lay drying
+in heaps in the villages as we rode through.
+
+The road to Rainawari seemed curiously devious. A Kashmiri track seldom
+shies at a hill, but pursues its way, heedless of gradient, for its
+objective; but this path imitated a corkscrew in its windings, and reduced
+us to the utmost limit of our patience before, passing through a small
+village whose dull-coloured houses were enlivened with gorgeous festoons
+of scarlet chilies, we climbed a steep little hill and found ourselves
+upon a park-like lawn or clearing, and facing the cluster of rough wooden
+shanties which compose the Rainawari forest bungalow and its outhouses.
+Behind the huts the densely-wooded hill drops sharply to where a stream of
+good and pure water riots among the maidenhair and mosses.
+
+A large and inquisitive company of apes came up from the wood to take
+stock of us, and I sat for a long time watching them as they played about
+quite close to me, feeding, chattering, and quarrelling, entirely
+unconcerned by the presence of their human spectator.
+
+_Friday, October 6_.--All Tuesday was spent in honking bear in the lower
+woods which stretch far towards the Pohru. The high hills which rise above,
+covered with jungle, are said to be too large to work, and I can well
+believe it! For the first drive I was posted on a steep bank overlooking a
+most lovely little hollow, where the shafts of sunlight fell athwart the
+grey trunks and heavy green masses of the pines, lighting up the yellow
+leaves of the sumachs till they glowed like gold, and casting a flickering
+network of strong lights and shadows among the tangled mazes of
+undergrowth. A happy family of magpies, grey-blue above, with barred tails
+and yellow beaks, flitted about in restless quest, their constant cries
+being the only sound which broke the peaceful stillness, until the faint
+and distant sound of shouts and tom-toms showed that the first act of the
+farce had begun.
+
+Towards the end of the third beat, while I was drowsily digesting tiffin,
+and, truly, not far from napping, I was electrified by the report of a
+rifle, followed by yells and a second shot! The beaters redoubled their
+shouts, and the tom-tommers seemed like to burst their drums.
+
+My shikari, writhing with extreme excitement, hissed, "Baloo, sahib,
+baloo!" and began aimlessly running to and fro, apparently hoping to meet
+the bear somewhere. It was truly gay for a few minutes, but as nothing
+further occurred, and the beaters grew very hoarse with their prodigious
+efforts, I hurried on to Walter's post to learn what had happened.
+
+A bear had suddenly come out of the cover some 40 yards off, and stood to
+look. The Colonel missed it, whereupon it dashed forward, passing within a
+few yards of him, and he missed it again. It departed at top speed across
+some open ground behind him, and gained the great woods which stretch away
+to the Kaj-nag, and never shall we see that bear again! The Colonel was
+much disgusted, and if language--hot, strong, and plenty of it--could
+have slain that bear, he would have dropped dead in his tracks.
+
+The beaters brought up a wonderful tale of how another bear, badly wounded
+in the leg, had charged through their lines and gone back. They stuck to
+their story, and either a second bear actually existed or they are
+colossal liars. I incline to the latter theory.
+
+We had wasted all our luck. No more bears came to look at us, and so, late
+in the afternoon, we sought the rest-house and consolation from Jane and
+Hesketh, who had arrived from Drogmulla.
+
+I had occasion to deplore the bad manners of the rats at Harwan, but their
+conduct was exemplary compared with that of the rats of Rainawari! I had
+been writing my journal, according to my custom, before going to sleep,
+and hardly had "lights out" been sounded than a rat went off with my
+candle, literally from below my very nose. Then, from the inadequately
+partitioned chamber where the invalid vainly sought repose, came sounds of
+strife--boots and curses flying--followed by an extraordinary scraping and
+scuffling. A large rat, having fallen into the big tin bath, was making
+bids for freedom by ineffectually leaping up the slippery sides. At last
+he contrived to get out, and peace reigned until we managed to get to
+sleep.
+
+Wednesday was spent honking in the forlorn hope of a bear, I have now
+spent more than fourteen days in pursuit of black bear, and I have only
+seen one. Every one said to me in spring, "Oh, go to the Lolab, it's full
+of bear," I went, and was informed that it was a late season and I was too
+early--the bears were not yet awake. I was consoled by learning that later
+on, when the mulberries were ripe, the berry-loving beasts jostled one
+another in the pursuit of the delicacy so much, that they were no sport I
+went down from Gulmarg for three days, honking among the mulberries, but
+saw none. Then I was told the maize season was undoubtedly the best. Now
+the maize is full ripe; the maize fields are tempting in their golden
+glory, and the only thing wanting to complete the picture is a big, black
+bear.
+
+Either my luck has been particularly bad (and I think it has, as the
+Colonel got a fine bear below Gulmarg, and had another chance at
+Rainawari), or else there are not so many bears in real life as exist in
+the imaginations of those who know. My own theory is, that, unless he has
+remarkable luck, a stranger, in the hands of an ignorant shikari, and
+knowing nothing of the language, has but a remote chance of sport. If the
+shikari does not happen to know the district thoroughly, he is necessarily
+in the hands of the villagers, and has to trust to them to arrange the
+beats and place the guns. The villagers want their four annas for a day's
+shouting, but do not know or care if a bear is in the neighbourhood, so,
+having planted the gun (and shikari with him), they proceed to beat after
+their own fashion, in other words to stroll, in Indian file, like geese
+across a common, along the line of least resistance, instead of spreading
+out and searching all the thickest jungle.
+
+Much yelling serves both to cheer the sahib, and frighten away any bear
+which might otherwise haply frighten them.
+
+I cannot say I regret the time I have spent looking for bear. The scenery
+has always been fine--sometimes magnificent, and there has always been a
+certain cheering hope, which sustained me as I lay hour after hour in the
+Malingam Nullah, or sat expectant amid ever varying and always beautiful
+glades and passes, watching the bird life, and storing up scenes and
+memories which I know I shall never forget.
+
+Alas! we have but a very few days yet before us in Kashmir, and it is
+lamentable, for now the climate is simply perfect, the air clear and clean,
+and without the haze of summer; the first crispness of coming autumn
+making itself felt most distinctly in the early hours of morning ere
+
+ "Nor dim nor red, like God's own head,
+ The glorious sun uprist;"
+
+and each dawn saw us up and out to watch these sunrises, whose splendour
+cannot be expressed on paper. This morning it was more than usually
+wonderful, the whole flank of Nanga Parbat and his lesser peaks, turning
+from clear lemon to softest rose, stood radiant above the purple shades of
+the great range which lies around Gurais. In the middle distance, rising
+above the level yellow of the plain, still dim and shadowy below the
+morning light, rolled wave upon wave of the blue hills which hold in their
+embrace the fruitful Lolab. At our feet the deodars, still dark with the
+shadow of night, crept up the dewy slope upon whose top we stood. Then
+suddenly
+
+ "The sanguine sunrise, with his meteor eyes,"
+
+flamed over the eastern ridges, and in a flood of glory the soft shadows
+and pallid lights of the dawn became merged in the brilliance of a Kashmir
+autumn day.
+
+Our march yesterday from Rainawari to Kitardaji was charming. I had no
+idea that this Machipura country, which is not much visited by summer
+sojourners in Kashmir, was so fine. The district lies along the lower
+shoulders and foothills of the Kaj-nag, and, while lacking the savage
+grandeur of the Lidar or Upper Sind, yet possesses the charm of infinite
+variety and, in this early autumn, a climate in which it is a pure joy to
+live. On leaving Rainawari we followed up a river valley for some distance,
+and then wound through richly cultivated hollows and past well-wooded
+hills, where the dark silver firs and the deodars were lit up by splashes
+of scarlet and orange, and the deciduous sumach and thorn-bushes hung out
+their autumn flags. Walnuts--the trees in many places turning yellow--were
+being gathered into heaps, and the apple trees, reddening in the autumn
+glow, hung heavy with abundant fruit.
+
+Turning into a narrow gorge, where the trees overhung the path and shaded
+the wanderer with many an interlaced bough; where ferns grew in great
+green clumps, and the friendly magpies chattered in the luminous shade, I
+hurried on, having stayed behind the others to sketch. Up and up, till
+only pines waved over me, and the track, leading along the edge of a deep
+khud, opened out at last upon a plateau, hot and sunlit; here an
+entrancing panorama of Nanga Parbat and the whole range of mountains round
+Haramok caused me to stop "at gaze" until a mundane desire for breakfast
+sent me scurrying down the dusty and slippery descent to Larch, where I
+found, as I had hoped, the rest of the party assembled expectant around
+the tiffin basket, while the necromancer, Sabz Ali, had just succeeded in
+producing the most delightful stew, omelette, and coffee from the usual
+native toy kitchen, made, apparently, in a few minutes with a couple of
+stones and a dab of mud!
+
+It has been an unfailing marvel to us how, in storm or calm, rain or fine,
+the native cook seems always able to produce a hot meal with such
+apparently inadequate materials as he has at his command. Give him a fire
+in the open, screened by stones and a mud wall, a _batterie de cuisine_
+limited to one or two war-worn "degchies," and let him have a village fowl
+and half-a-dozen tiny eggs, and he will in due time serve up, with modest
+pride, a most excellent repast.
+
+The remaining half of our twelve-mile march lay along a continually rising
+track, which finally brought us to Kitardaji, a cosy pine-built hut,
+perched upon a hill clothed with deodars, at the foot of which ran the
+inevitable stream.
+
+This, alas! is our last Kashmir camping-ground, and it is one of the most
+charming of all.
+
+At 8.15 this morning we bade farewell to Kitardaji. We had got up before
+dawn to see the sunrise, but afterwards took things leisurely, as the
+march is short to Baramula, and our boats were to be in waiting there, and
+we had made all arrangements for a landau and ekkas to be in readiness to
+take us down to Rawal Pindi, while the Colonel returned up the Jhelum for
+more shooting before rejoining his wife at Bandipur.
+
+The march of about thirteen miles from Kitardaji to Baramula is fine--the
+views of Nanga Parbat in the early hours, before the sun's full strength
+cast a golden glow over the distance, were magnificent, and long we
+lingered upon the last ridge, gazing over the great valley, ringed with
+its guardian mountains, ere we sadly turned our backs for the last time on
+the scene, and wended our way downward to Baramula and our boats.
+
+Kashmir seems to be as difficult to get out of as to get into! What was
+our amazement and disgust to find neither landau nor ekkas, nor,
+apparently, any chance of getting them!
+
+Baramula was in a ferment, and wild confusion reigned because the Viceroy,
+having somewhat suddenly determined to come to Jammu, the Maharajah and
+all his suite, together with the Resident and his belongings, were to
+start down the road at once, and all transport was commandeered by the
+State. Here was a coil! Officers innumerable, who had stayed in Kashmir
+until the limit of their leave, were struggling vainly to get on, and had
+got to Baramula only to find all transport in the hands of the State
+officials. Some few had, by fair means or foul, got hold of an ekka or two
+and hidden them; others had seized ponies, but nothing to harness them to.
+A few of the younger men set forth on foot, and others had their servants
+out in ambush on the roads to try and collect transport.
+
+It was most important that we should get on, as Hesketh had to be in Pindi
+to go before a medical board on the 14th, in order to be invalided home to
+England; and as he was most anxious to catch a steamer sailing on the 25th,
+he had no time to spare.
+
+I telegraphed to Sir Amar Singh for authority to engage ekkas, and I sent
+for the Tehsildhar of Baramulla to complain of my ekkas being taken. He
+appeared in due course--a somewhat pert little person--who promised to do
+what he could, which I knew would be nothing. A farewell dinner on board
+Walter's ship concluded a fairly busy day.
+
+_Saturday, October 7_.--A strenuous day, to say the least of it. Sir Amar
+Singh most courteously met my wishes, and himself directed the local
+authorities to assist me. Armed with this power, I again sent for the
+Tehsildhar, who promised many ekkas, but appeared to have some difficulty
+in fulfilling his promises. I spent the forenoon in hunting transport,
+sending out my servants also in pursuit. The Tehsildhar produced one ekka
+with great pomp, as earnest of what he could and would do later on.
+
+During the afternoon the landau turned up from Srinagar, and at 6 P.M. one
+of my myrmidons rushed in to say that two ekkas had arrived at the dâk
+bungalow.
+
+It was but a few yards away, and in a couple of minutes I was on the spot.
+The ekkas had come up from Pindi, and the sahib who had lured them to
+Baramula seemed astonished at my method of taking them over. In an
+uncommonly short while the ekkas were parked, with the landau, close to
+the boats and under strict watch, while all harness was brought on board
+my dounga, just in time, as native officials of some sort romped up and
+claimed the ekkas, and threatened to beat my servants. It was explained to
+them gently, but firmly, that if they touched my ekkas or landau they
+would taste the waters of the Jhelum. We were then left in peaceful
+possession.
+
+_Tuesday, October 10_.--On Sunday morning we really saw our way to making
+a start. We had three ekkas collected, and the Tehsildhar produced a
+fourth with a great flourish, as though in expectation of a heavy tip. The
+landau was being piled with odds and ends while the last bits of business
+were being got through. Juma and his crew were paid and tipped (grumbling,
+of course, for the Kashmiri is a lineal descendant of the horse-leech).
+The shikari went to Smithson, and the sweeper and permanent coolie were
+transferred to the assistant forest officer, while Ayata (in charge of
+Freddie, the blackbird) scrambled into the leading ekka.
+
+By noon all was ready, and amid the rattle and jingle of many harness
+bells and the salaams of the domestics, we bowled out of Baramula, and set
+forward down the valley of the Jhelum.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV
+
+DELHI AND AGRA
+
+The journey down was uneventful, and quite unlike the journey up, when we
+had been briskly occupied in dodging landslips for days. A good road,
+white and dry, and sloping steadily downward; a good pair of ponies,
+strong and willing; a roomy landau, wherein Hesketh--still suffering from
+his fall at Drogmulla--could stretch himself in comparative comfort,
+combined to bring us to Kohala this afternoon in a state of excellent
+preservation. Here we crossed the bridge, which brought us to the right
+bank of the river--from Kashmir to British territory.
+
+Kohala is the proud possessor of one of the very worst dâk bungalows yet
+discovered. This seems disappointing when stepping under the folds of the
+Union Jack full of high hope and confidence.
+
+Climbing up through a particularly noisome bazaar to the bungalow, I was
+met with the information that it was already full. I said that was a pity,
+but that room must be found for my party.
+
+Room was got somehow, a dâk bungalow being an extraordinarily elastic
+dwelling. Hesketh was stored in a little tent. I lodged in the dining-room,
+and Jane took up her quarters in a sort of dressing-room kindly given up
+by a lady, who bravely sought asylum with a sister-in-law and a remarkably
+strong-lunged baby. I believe more travellers arrived later,
+for--although, thanks to Sir Amax Singh and good luck, we gained a good
+start at Baramula--now the tongas are beginning to roll in and the plot to
+thicken.
+
+I cannot think where the last arrivals bestowed themselves--not on the
+roof, I trust, for a thunderstorm, accompanied by the usual vigorous
+squall of wind, fell upon us during the night, and raged so furiously that
+I was greatly relieved to see the Lancer's little tent still braving the
+battle and the breeze in the morning.
+
+We had a long day before us, so started in good time to make the tedious
+ascent to Murree. It rained steadily, and a cold wind swept down the river
+valley as we began to make our slow way up the long, long hill.
+
+I never knew milestones so extraordinarily far apart as those which mark
+the distance between Kohala and Murree. There are twenty-five of them,
+distributed along a weary winding road which extends without an apparent
+variation of gradient from Kohala to the Murree cemetery. The rise from
+the river level to Murree is 5000 feet, and this, in a heavy landau over a
+road often deep in red mud, is a heavy strain on equine endurance and
+human patience.
+
+We had a fresh pair of horses waiting for us half-way up the hill, but they
+proved absolutely useless, being obviously already dead tired and quite
+unable to drag the carriage through any of the muddier places even with
+every one but the invalid on foot. So we apologetically put the gallant
+greys in again, poor beasties, and they took us up well.
+
+From the cemetery the road runs fairly level to where, upon rounding a
+sharp corner, the hill station of Murree comes into sight, clinging to its
+hill-tops and overlooking the far flat plains beyond Pindi.
+
+I cannot imagine how anybody would willingly abide in Murree who could go
+anywhere else for the hot weather. There being no level ground, there is
+no polo, no cricket, and no golf. There is no river to fish in, and I do
+not think that there is anything at all to shoot. Doubtless, however, it
+has its compensations. Probably it abounds in pretty mem-sahibs, who with
+bridge and Badminton combine to oil the wheels of life, and make it merry
+on the Murree hills.
+
+Leaving the station high on the left, we dipped in a most puzzling manner
+down a slope through a fine wood giving magnificent views towards the
+hills of our beloved Kashmir, and presently came to "Sunny Bank," whence a
+steep road seemed to run sharply hack and up to Murree itself. It was late,
+and both we and our unfortunate horses were tired, but a hasty peep into
+the little inn showed it to be quite impossible as a lodging, and a biting
+wind sent us shivering down the hill as fast as might be to seek rest and
+warmth at Tret.
+
+The good greys took us down the eleven miles in a very short time, and we
+pulled up at the dâk bungalow at 7.30, having been just twelve hours doing
+the forty miles from Kohala.
+
+The dâk bungalow and all the compound in front was crowded, detachments
+_en route_, from Murree to Pindi having halted here for the night. Hesketh
+was lucky enough to share a room with a brother Lancer, and a mixed bag of
+Gunners and Hussars made up a cheery dinner-table.
+
+The only member of the party showing signs of collapse was the unfortunate
+Freddie, who, shaken up in his small cage for three days in an ekka,
+seemed in piteous plight, feathers (what there were of them) ruffled and
+unkempt, and eyes dim and half closed. Poor dear, it was only sleep he
+wanted, for next morning he showed up, as his fond owner remarked, "bright
+as a button!"
+
+_12th_.--The road from Tret to Pindi seemed tame to us, but probably
+charming to the horses, first down a few gently sloping hills, and then
+for the remainder of its six-and-twenty miles it wound its dull and dusty
+length along the level.
+
+We halted for our last picnic lunch in a roadside garden full of loquat
+trees and big purple hibiscus. The only curious thing here was a pi-dog
+which refused to eat cold duck! Certainly it was a _very_ tough duck, but
+still, I do not think a pi-dog should he so fastidious.
+
+A few more level dusty miles, and we rattled into Rawal Pindi, where,
+after depositing our sick man safely in his own mess precincts, we
+proceeded to ensconce ourselves in Flashman's Hotel, which is certainly
+far better than the Lime Tree, where we stayed before. Indian hotels are
+about the worst in the world. We have sampled rough dens in Spain, in
+Tetuan, and in Corsica--especially in Corsica, but then they are
+unpretentious inns in unfrequented villages, whereas in India you find in
+world-famous cities such as Agra or Delhi the most comfortless dens
+calling themselves hotels--hotels where you hardly dare eat half the food
+for fear of typhoid, and will not eat the rest because it is so unsavoury!
+
+It may be argued that the hotels, if bad, are cheap, and that one cannot
+reasonably expect much in return for five or six rupees per day; it seems,
+however, that in a country where food and labour cost next to nothing, a
+good landlord should be able to "do" his customers well upon five rupees,
+and make a substantial profit into the bargain.
+
+Probably, as the facilities for travel are rapidly increasing, and India
+is now as easy to reach as Italy was in days not so long by, the hotels
+will soon improve. Hospitality, which is still to-day greater in the East
+than in our more selfish Western regions, and which has, until quite
+recently, obviated for strangers and pilgrims the necessity for hotels, is
+now unable to cope with the increasing flood of visitors and wanderers; as
+the need becomes more pressing, so will the supply, consequent upon the
+demand, improve both in quality and quantity; and we have already heard of
+the new Taj Mahal Hotel at Bombay, the fame of which has been trumpeted
+through India, and which is said to rival in luxury the palaces of Ritz!
+
+The real and serious difficulty, and one which at present seems
+insurmountable, is to secure cleanliness and safety in that Augean
+stable--the cook-house. Until the native can be brought to understand the
+inadvisability of using tainted water and unclean utensils, and of
+permitting the ubiquitous fly to pervade the larder--until, I say, that
+millennium can be attained, the danger of enteric and other ills will
+always be very great in Indian hotels.
+
+_Friday, October_ 13.--Lunch with Dr. Munro, who surprised us somewhat by
+having married a wife since we played golf and bridge together at Gulmarg
+only a few weeks ago. Tea, a farewell repast with our invalid--who goes
+before a medical board in a few days, and who will then be doubtless sent
+home on long sick leave--and the despatch of our heavy luggage direct to
+Bombay, occupied us pretty fully for the day; and in the evening, after
+dinner, we took up our residence in a carriage drawn up in a siding to be
+attached to the 6.30 mail in the morning. Our last recollection of Pindi
+was a vision of the faithful Ayata, paid, tipped, and provided with a
+flaming "chit," flapping along the road in the bright moonlight, with all
+his worldly possessions, _en route_ for Abbotabad and home.
+
+_Saturday, October_ 14.--A prodigious amount of banging, whistling, and
+yelling seemed to be necessary before we could be coupled up to the early
+train, and sent flying towards Lahore. It was impossible to sleep, and I
+was peacefully watching the landscape as it slid past, first in the pink
+flush of early dawn, and gradually losing colour as the sun, gaining in
+strength, reduced everything to a white hot glow, when, scraping and
+bumping into a wayside station, we were suddenly informed that, owing to
+hot bearings or heated axles or something, we must quit our carriage at
+once, and so, half dressed and wholly wrathful, we were shot out on a hot
+and exceedingly gritty platform, with our hand luggage and bedding all of
+a heap, and with the whole length of the train to traverse to attain our
+new carriage. Sabz Ali being curled up asleep in an "intermediate," was
+all unwitting of this upheaval. The officials were impatient, and so Jane
+and I were in a thoroughly unchristian frame of mind by the time we were
+stowed, hot and greatly fussed, into a stifling compartment, whose
+dust-begrimed windows long withstood all endeavours to open them.
+
+We reached Lahore about noon, and, having some six hours to dispose of
+there, we spent them in calm contemplation, sitting on the verandah of
+Nedou's Hotel. It was really too hot to think of sight-seeing.
+
+_Thursday, October 19_.--Another night in the train brought us to Delhi at
+dawn, and we drove up to the execrable caravansary of Mr. Maiden. I do not
+propose to write much about Delhi. Every one who has been in India has
+visited the capital of the Moguls, whose wealth of splendid buildings
+would alone have rendered it a supreme attraction for the sight-seer, even
+had it not played the part it did in the Mutiny, and been memorable as the
+scene of the storming of the Kashmir Gate and the death of John Nicholson.
+
+We, personally, carried away from Delhi an uncomfortable sense of
+disappointment. It was very hot, and Jane fell a victim to the heat or
+something, and took to her bed in the comfortless hotel, while I prowled
+sadly about the baking streets, and tried to work up an enthusiasm which I
+did not feel.
+
+As soon as Jane was fit, we joined forces with a young fellow-countryman
+and his sister, who were the only other English people in the hotel, and
+drove out to see the Kutab Minar. On arrival we found a comfortable dâk
+bungalow, and, having made an excellent breakfast, sallied forth to view
+the Kutab. May I confess that I was again a little disappointed? I do not
+really know exactly why, but the great tower, whose fluted shaft, dark red
+in the sunglow, shoots up some 270 feet into the air, did not appeal to me.
+It is like no other column--it is unique, marvellous,--but it leaves me
+cold.
+
+The splendid arch of the screen of the old temple, and the lovely columns
+of the Jain temple opposite, attracted me far more than the Kutab Minar.
+
+Jane and young Buxton went off to see a native jump down a well fifty feet
+deep for four annas. The performance sounded curious, but unpleasant. The
+sightseers were much impressed! Meanwhile, Miss Buxton and I discovered a
+very modern and exceedingly hideous little Hindu temple, painted in the
+most appalling manner--altogether a gem of grotesqueness, and truly
+delightful and refreshing.
+
+Tea in front of the dâk bungalow, in a corner blazing with "gold mohurs"
+and rosy oleanders, while the driver and the syce harnessed the lean pair
+of horses, a final visit to the Kutab and the great arch, and we fared
+back over the eleven bumpy miles that lay between us and Delhi.
+
+A good deal of my spare time, while Jane was _hors de combat_, was spent
+in the jewellers' shops of the Chandni chowk, the principal merchants'
+quarter of Delhi. I do not think that anything very special in the way of
+a "bargain" is to be obtained by the amateur, although stones are
+undoubtedly cheaper than in London. I saw little really fine jewellery,
+probably because I was obviously unlikely to be a big buyer, but many good
+spinels, dark topaz, and rough emeralds. The stones I wanted I failed to
+get. Alexandrites were not, and pink topaz scarce and dear. The dealers
+generally tried to sell pale spinels as pink topaz. Peridot are cheaper, I
+think, at home, and certainly in Cairo, and the only amethysts worth
+looking at are sent out from Germany. The pale ones of the country come
+from Jaipur. By-the-bye, the best-coloured amethysts I ever remember
+seeing were in Clermont Ferrand.
+
+Delhi has always been connected with gems in my mind. I am not certain why.
+Partly, perhaps, because the famous Peacock Throne of Shah Jehan stood in
+the Palace here. I cannot resist giving the description of it in the words
+of Tavernier, who saw it about 1655, and who describes it as follows:--
+
+"This is the largest throne; it is in form like one of our field-beds, six
+foot long and four broad. The cushion at the back is round like a bolster;
+the cushions on the sides are flat. I counted about a hundred and eight
+pale rubies in collets about this throne, the least whereof weighed a
+hundred carats. Emeralds I counted about a hundred and forty."
+
+"The under part of the canopy is all embroidered with pearls and diamonds,
+with a fringe of pearls round about. Upon the top of the canopy, which is
+made like an arch with four paws, stands a peacock with his tail spread,
+consisting entirely of sapphires and other proper-coloured stones;[1] the
+body is of beaten gold enchased with several jewels; and a great RUBY upon
+his breast, to which hangs a pearl that weighs fifty carats. On each aide
+of the peacock stand two nosegays as high as the bird, consisting of
+various sorts of flowers, all of beaten gold enamelled."
+
+"When the king seats himself upon the throne there is a transparent jewel,
+with a diamond appendant of eighty or ninety carats weight, encompassed
+with rubies and emeralds, so hung that it is always in his eye. The twelve
+pillars also, that uphold the canopy, are set with rows of fair pearl,
+round, and of an excellent water, that weigh from six to ten carats
+apiece."
+
+"At the distance of four feet, upon each side of the throne, are placed
+two umbrellas, the handles of which are about eight feet high, covered
+with diamonds, the umbrellas themselves being of crimson velvet,
+embroidered and fringed with pearl."
+
+"This is the famous throne which Tamerlane began and Shah Jehan finished;
+and is really reported to have cost a hundred and sixty millions and five
+hundred thousand livres of our money."
+
+One can picture the enraptured diamond merchant examining this masterpiece
+of Oriental luxury with awe-struck eye, appraising the size and lustre of
+each gem, and taking the fullest notes with which to dazzle his countrymen
+on returning to the more prosaic Europe from what was then indeed the
+"Gorgeous East!" This world-famous throne was seized by Nadir Shah, when
+he sacked Delhi in 1739, and carried away (together with our Koh-i-noor
+diamond) into Persia. Dow, who saw the famous throne some twenty years
+before Tavernier, describes _two_ peacocks standing behind it with their
+tails expanded, which were studded with jewels. Between the peacocks stood
+a parrot, life size, cut out of a single emerald!
+
+_Friday, October_ 20.--Yesterday at 6 A.M. we spurned the dust of Delhi,
+hot and blinding, from our feet and clambered into the train, which
+whirled us across the sun-baked plain to Agra.
+
+There has been a woeful shortage of rain in the Punjab and Rajputana, and
+a famine seems imminent--not a great and universal famine, as, the monsoon
+having been irregular, only some districts have suffered to a serious
+extent, and they can be supplied from elsewhere, whereas in the great
+famine of 1901 the drought parched the whole land, and no help could be
+given by one State to another, all lying equally under the sun's curse.
+Not a great famine, perhaps; yet, to one accustomed to the genial
+juiciness of the West, the miles and miles of waterless hot plains,
+stretching away to where the horizon flickered in the glare, the brown and
+parched vegetation, the lean and hungry-looking cattle, tended by equally
+lean and famished herds, caused the monotonous view from the carriage
+windows to be strangely depressing.
+
+This is the very battle-ground of Nature and the British Raj. We have
+given peace and, to a certain extent, prosperity to the teeming millions
+of India, and they have increased and multiplied until the land is
+overburthened, and Nature, with relentless will, bids Famine and
+Pestilence lay waste the cities and the plains. Then Science, with
+irrigation works and improved hygiene, strives hard to gain a victory, but
+still the struggle rages doubtfully.
+
+Agra we liked as much as we disliked Delhi. To begin with creature
+comforts (and the well-being of the body produces a pair of _couleur de
+rose_ spectacles for the mental eye), Laurie's Hotel at Agra is very much
+more comfortable than the den we abode in at Delhi, and after a good
+tiffin we set forth with light hearts to see the Fort.
+
+This, the accumulated achievement of the greatest of the Mogul Emperors,
+is a magnificent monument of their power and pride. The earliest part,
+built by Akbar, is all of rich red sandstone. The great hall of audience
+and other portions show his broad-minded tolerance and catholicity of
+taste in being almost pure Hindu in style and decoration. Later, with
+Jehangir and Shah Jehan, the high-water mark of sumptuousness was attained
+in the use of pure white marble, lavishly inlaid with coloured stones.
+
+As we wandered through halls and corridors of marble most richly wrought,
+while the sun-glare outside did but emphasise the cool shade within, or
+filter softly through the lace-like tracery of pierced white-marble
+screens, one longed to reclothe these glorious skeletons with all the pomp
+of their dead magnificence--for one magic moment replace the Great Mogul
+upon his peacock throne, surround him with a glittering crowd of courtiers
+and attendants, clothe the wide marble floors upon which they stand with
+richest carpets from the looms of Persia and the North, and drape the tall
+white columns with rustling canopies of silk.
+
+Before the great audience hall let the bare garden-court again glow with a
+million blooms; there let the peacocks sun themselves, their living jewels
+putting to shame the gems that burn back from aigrette and from sword-hilt;
+see and hear the cool waters sparkling once again from their long-dried
+founts, flashing in the white sunlight, and flowing over ducts cunningly
+inlaid with zigzag bands to imitate the ripple of the mountain stream.
+
+The dead frame alone is left of all this gorgeous picture. The
+imperishable marble glows white in the sunlight as it did in the days of
+Shah Jehan. The great red bastions of the Fort frown over the same placid
+Jumna, and watch each morning the pearly dome of the Taj Mahal rise like a
+moon in the dawn-glow, shimmer through the parching glare of an Indian day,
+and at eve sink, rosy, into the purple shadows of swiftly-falling night,
+as they did when Shah Jehan sat "in the sunset-lighted balcony with his
+eyes fixed on the snow-white pile at the bend of the river, and his heart
+full of consolation of having wrought for her he loved, through the span
+of twenty years, a work that she had surely accepted at the last."[2]
+
+We spent a long afternoon in the Fort, and drove out finally through the
+monstrous gateway in a little Victoria, feeling all the time that none but
+elephants in all their glory of barbaric caparison could pass through such
+a portal worthily.
+
+The moon was full almost a week ago, unfortunately, so we determined that,
+failing moonlight, our first visit to the Taj should be at sunset.
+
+The two miles' drive along an excellent road was delightful, and the
+approach to the Taj has been laid out with much skill as a beautiful bit
+of landscape garden. This care is due to Lord Curzon, who has taken Agra
+and its monuments into his especial keeping.
+
+A very small golf-course has been laid out, and the familiar form of the
+enthusiast could be seen, blind to everything but the flight of time and
+his Haskell, hurrying round to save the last of the daylight.
+
+Beneath a tree was laid out a tea equipage, and a few ladies indolently
+putting showed that, after all, the game was not taken too seriously.
+
+I have no intention of trying to describe the Taj Mahal. The attempt has
+already been made a thousand times. I may merely remark that the
+detestable Indian miniatures, and little ivory or marble models that are,
+alas! so common, are incapable of giving an idea, otherwise than
+misleading, of this wonderful building, which is not--as they would vainly
+show it--glaring, staring, and hard, nor does its formality seem other
+than just what it should be.
+
+As we saw it first--opalescent in the soft, clear light of sunset--the
+chief impression it made upon us was that of size; for this we were quite
+unprepared.
+
+As we approached it from the great red entrance arch, along a smooth path
+bordering the central stretch of still, translucent water, the lovely dome
+rose fairy-like from the masses of trees that, in their turn, formed a
+background of solemn green for gorgeous patches of colour, in bloom and
+leaf, which glowed on either side as we advanced.
+
+Ascending a flight of steps to the wide terrace, all of whitest marble,
+upon which the Taj is raised, we realised that the detail of carving and
+of inlay was as perfect as the general effect of the whole.
+
+High as my expectations had been raised, I was not disappointed in the Taj,
+and that is saying much, for one's pre-formed ideas are apt to soar beyond
+bounds and to suffer the fate of Icarus. At the same time, I cannot agree
+with Fergusson that the Taj Mahal is the most beautiful building in the
+world. I do not admit that it is possible to compare structures of such
+widely divergent types as the Parthenon, the Cathedral of Chartres, the
+Campanile of Giotto, and the Taj Mahal, and pronounce in favour of any one
+of them. It is as vain as to contend that the "Rime of the Ancient Mariner"
+is a finer poem than Keats' "Eve of St. Agnes," or that the "Erl Konig" is
+better music than "The Moonlight Sonata."
+
+Perhaps it is not too much to say that it is the loveliest tomb in the
+world, and the finest specimen of Mohammedan architecture in existence. If
+I dared to criticise what would appear to be faultless, I should humbly
+suggest that the four corner minarets are not worthy of the centre
+building, reminding one rather of lighthouses.
+
+We spent a second day in Agra, revisiting the Fort and the Taj rather than
+seeing anything new. We could have hired a motor and rushed out for a
+hurried visit to Fatehpur-Sighri, and there was temptation in the idea;
+but we decided to content ourselves with the abundant food for eye and
+mind which we had in these two wonderful buildings, and in the evening we
+took the train for Jaipur.
+
+_Saturday, October 21._--One is apt to be cross and fussed and generally
+upset on being landed on a strange platform in the dark at 5.30 A.M., as
+we were at Jaipur, but much solace lay in the fact that a comfortable
+carriage stood waiting us and a most kind and genial host received us on
+the broad verandah of his bungalow, and the cheering fact was borne in
+upon us that we shall have henceforward but little to do with Indian
+hotels.
+
+How one appreciates a large, cool room, good servants, good food, and last,
+but not least, the society of one's kind, after two or three weeks of
+racket and discomfort by road and rail.
+
+A restful morning enlivened us sufficiently to enjoy a garden party at the
+Residency in the afternoon, where not only the English society, but a
+large number of native gentlemen, were playing lawn-tennis with laudable
+energy.
+
+After Kashmir, where Sir Amar Singh is the only native who mixes at all
+with the English, it was interesting to see and meet on terms of
+good-fellowship these Rajput aristocrats.
+
+_Sunday, October_ 22.--The city of Jaipur is, I think, principally
+interesting as being modern and enlightened among those of the native
+states.
+
+When the ancient city of Ambér was abandoned, principally on account of
+its scanty water-supply, Jaipur was built upon a regular and prearranged
+plan, having a great wide street down the centre, crossed by two large
+thoroughfares at right angles, thus dividing the town into six rectangular
+blocks.
+
+We drove into the city in the afternoon, and were much impressed by its
+airiness and cleanliness. The houses are all coated with pink stucco,
+picked out with white, which, in the bright atmosphere, has, at a little
+distance, a charming effect. On closer inspection the real tawdriness and
+want of solidity of the work become painfully apparent, and the designs in
+white upon the pink, in which the wayward fancy of each householder runs
+riot, generally leave much to be desired, both in design and execution.
+
+The broad, clean main streets were a perfect kaleidoscope of colour and
+movement. Men in pink pugarees--in lemon-coloured--in emerald green; women
+in blood-red saris, bearing shining brass pots upon their heads, all
+talking, shouting, jostling--a large family of monkeys on a neighbouring
+roof added their quota of conversation--calm oxen, often with red-painted
+horns and pink-streaked bodies, camels, asses, horses, strolled about or
+pushed their way through the throng. No Hindu cow would ever dream of
+making way for anybody. Yes, though! Here comes an elephant rolling along,
+and the holy ones with humps discreetly retire aside, covering their
+retreat before a _force majeure_ by stepping up to the nearest
+greengrocer's stall and abstracting a generous mouthful of the most
+succulent of his wares.
+
+Rising in the midst of a lovely garden, just outside the city, is the
+Albert Hall, a remarkably fine structure, built in accordance with the
+best traditions of Mohammedan architecture adapted to modern requirements
+by our host, the designer. It contains both a museum of the products of
+Rajputana, and also an instructive collection of objects of art and
+science, gathered together for the edification of the intelligent native.
+
+We would willingly have spent hours examining the pottery and brass work
+for which Jaipur is famous, or in making friends with the denizens of the
+great aviary in the garden, but time is short, and even the baby panther
+could only claim a few minutes of our devotion.
+
+The Palace of the Maharajah is neither particularly interesting nor
+beautiful, and we did not visit it further than to inspect the ancient
+observatory built by Jey Singh, with its huge sundial, whose gnomon stands
+80 feet above the ground! What we are pleased to call a superstitious
+attention to times lucky or unlucky has given to astronomical observations
+in the East an unscientific importance which they have not had for
+centuries in Europe.[3] A slight attack of fever prevented me from going
+to Ambér; so I stayed at home, peacefully absorbing quinine, subsequently
+extracting the following from Jane's diary:--
+
+ "'Tea ready, mem-sahib.' The familiar and somewhat
+ plaintive sound of Sabz Ali's voice roused me,
+ as it so often has in tent, forest hut, or matted dounga;"
+
+but this time I was really puzzled for a moment, on awaking, to find
+myself in a real comfortable spring bed, white-enamelled and
+mosquito-netted, while for roof I only saw the clear, pale, Indian sky.
+Then it was I remembered that, at my host's suggestion, my bed had been
+carried out into the shrubbery, and that I had fallen asleep, lulled by
+the howling of the jackals and the rustle of the flying squirrels in the
+gold mohur-tree overhead.
+
+"Springing on to the cool, grassy carpet, and dressing quickly, to gain as
+much time as possible before the rising of the hot October sun, I was soon
+ready for breakfast, which Miss Macgregor and I had in the garden among
+the parrots and the pigeons, and the dear little squirrels. We were ready
+for the road before seven, and were soon trotting along between dusty
+hedges of gaunt-fingered cactus, shaded here and there by neem trees and
+peepuls."
+
+"Our smart victoria was lent by a Rajput friend of Sir Swinton's, and he
+had also sent us his private secretary as guide and escort--a very thin
+young man in a black sateen coat and gay-flowered waistcoat."
+
+"Through the pink-stuccoed streets of Jaipur we threaded our way--slowly,
+on account of the holy pigeons breakfasting in thousands on the road, and
+the sacred bulls, who barely deigned to move aside to let us pass."
+
+"It appears to be the custom, when a man dies, for his relatives to let
+loose a bull _in memoriam_, and the happy beast forthwith sets out to live
+a life of sloth and luxury. The city is his, and every green-grocer in it
+is only too much honoured if the fastidious animal will condescend to make
+free with his cabbages."
+
+"Once clear of the crowded streets, we got on quicker, and about six miles
+out we found the elephant which had been sent out from the royal stable to
+carry us to Ambér. We climbed upon her (it was a lady elephant) in a great
+hurry, by means of a rickety sort of ladder, as we were told that an
+elephant, if 'fresh,' was apt to rise up suddenly, to the great detriment
+of the passenger who had 'not arrived.' She was a very friendly-looking
+creature though, and her little eyes twinkled most affably; her face was
+decorated in a scheme of red and green, and her saddle was a sort of big
+mattress surrounded by a railing."
+
+"I am no judge of the paces of elephants, but this one seemed uncommonly
+rough; and we held on vigorously to the railing until we reached a ridge
+and saw the dead city of Ambér before us, dominated by the white marble
+palace, standing on a steep cliff, and reflected in the water of the lake
+which laps its base."
+
+"Up a steep and narrow path we mounted until we reached the courtyard of
+the ancient palace of the ruler of Ambér, and there we alighted from our
+steed, and set out to explore the ruins. First we came to a small temple,
+ugly enough, but interesting, for here a goat is sacrificed every morning
+to Kali--a particularly hideous goddess, if the frescoes on the walls and
+the golden image in the sanctuary are in any way truthful! Formerly a
+human sacrifice was customary, but the unfortunate goat is found to fulfil
+modern requirements, since goddesses are more easily pleased or less
+pampered than of yore."
+
+"The Palace, which dates from the seventeenth century, is chiefly
+remarkable for its magnificent situation, and for its court and hall of
+audience of marble and red sandstone."
+
+"This work was so fine as to excite the jealousy of the Mogul Emperor, so
+the Prince of Ambér had it promptly whitewashed--and whitewashed it
+remains to this day. Some of the brazen doors are remarkably fine, as also
+those of sandal-wood, inlaid with ivory, in the women's quarters."
+
+"We climbed to the marble court on the roof, where, canopied only by the
+sky and lighted by the moon, nocturnal durbars were held. Now, in the
+glare of the noonday sun, we fully appreciated the value of an evening
+sitting, for it was impossible to remain grilling there, even though the
+view of the silent city below, falling in tier after tier to the lake--the
+glare only broken here and there by patches of green garden--was superb.
+On either side rose the bare, rocky ridges, fort-crowned and looking
+formidable even in decay, while in front the dusty road stretched away
+into the haze of the dusty plains below. Of course, we should have visited
+the great Jain temples and other things worthy of note; but, alas! a green
+garden, whose palms overhung the lake, proved more attractive than even
+Jain temples, and a charming picnic on fruits and cool drinks strengthened
+us sufficiently to enable us to face the hot road home, buoyed up each
+mile by the nearer prospect of a tub."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Jaipur is celebrated for its enamelling on gold, so our host kindly sent
+for an eminent jeweller to come and show us some trifles. Expectant of a
+humble native carrying the usual bundle, we were much impressed when, in
+due time, a dignitary drove up in a remarkably well turned out carriage
+and pair. His servants were clad in a smart livery, and he himself was
+resplendent, with uncut emerald earrings, and the general appearance of a
+certain Savoy favourite as the "Rajah of Bong"!
+
+Our spirits sank as he spread himself and his goods out upon the
+drawing-room floor, which speedily became a glittering chaos of gold and
+jewelled cups, umbrella handles, boxes, scent-bottles, and necklaces. Jane
+divided her admiration between a rope of fat pearls and a necklace of
+uncut emeralds, either of which might have been hers at the trifling price
+of some 7000 rupees, but we finally restricted our acquisitions to very
+modest proportions, and the stout jeweller departed, apparently no whit
+less cheerful than when he came.
+
+The modern brass-work of Jaipur is somewhat attractive, and we bought
+various articles--a tall lamp-stand, an elephant bell, and a few ordinary
+bowls of excellent shape.
+
+I have remarked before on the extreme tameness of, and the confidence
+shown by, wild creatures out here. A titmouse came and perched on the arm
+of my chair while sitting reading on the verandah at Gulmarg.
+
+The rats and mice, who own the forest houses in the Machipura, have to be
+kicked off the beds at night. But the little grey squirrels in Sir Swinton
+Jacob's garden are--_facile princeps_--the boldest wild-fowl we have yet
+encountered.
+
+Every afternoon about three, when tea was toward, the squirrels gathered
+on the gravel path, and prepared to receive bread and butter.
+
+After a few nervous darts and tail whiskings, a bold squirrel would skip
+up close, and, after eating a little ground bait, would boldly come up and
+nibble out of a motionless hand. In two minutes half-a-dozen pretty little
+creatures would be fidgeting round, eating bread and butter daintily,
+neatly holding the morsel in their little forepaws and nuzzling into one's
+fingers for more.
+
+A handsome magpie, and, of course, a contingent of crows, made up the
+fascinating party; while in the background, among the neem trees and the
+flaming "gold mohurs," the minahs and green parrots sustained an incessant
+and riotous conversation.
+
+_Wednesday, October 25_.--Gladly would we have accepted the Jacobs'
+invitation to stay longer at Jaipur. We would have liked nothing better,
+but time was flying, and the 5th November--our day of departure from
+Bombay--was drawing rapidly near. So yesterday evening we took the 6.30
+train for Ajmere, and, reaching there at 10.30, changed into the
+narrow-gauge railway for Chitor. We are becoming well accustomed to
+sleeping in an Indian train, and Sabz Ali had our beds unrolled and our
+innumerable hand luggage stowed away in no time, including four bottles of
+soda-water, which he has carefully garnered in the washstand, and which no
+hints, however broad, will induce him to relinquish.
+
+
+[1] "Au dessus du ciel qui est faite en voûte à quatre pans on voit un
+ Paon, qui a la queue relevée fait de Saphirs bleus et autres pierres
+ de couleur."--TAVERNIER, livre ii. chap. viii.
+
+[2] _The Web of Indian Life_
+
+[3] I fear this is somewhat misleading. Jey Singh was, _par excellence_,
+ an astronomer, not an astrologer,--T. R. S.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI
+
+UDAIPUR
+
+We arrived, very sleepy and gritty, at Chitor at 5.30 A.M., to find an
+unprecedented mob of first-class passengers _en route_ for Udaipur, and
+only one very minute compartment in which to stow them.
+
+The station-master--a solemn Baboo, full of his own importance, becomingly
+clad in a waving white petticoat, with bare legs and elastic-sided boots,
+surmounted by a long cutaway frock-coat, topped by a black skull-cap, and
+finally decorated by a pen behind his ear--seemed totally unable to cope
+with the terrible problem he was set to solve.
+
+I suggested that another carriage should be put on, but he had none, nor
+any solution to offer; so we cleared a second-class compartment and
+divided the party out, and then, with five people in our tiny compartment,
+we set out on the fifty-mile run to Udaipur.
+
+Five people in a carriage in Europe is nowise unusual, but five people in
+an Indian one (and that a narrow, very narrow gauge), accompanied by rolls
+of bedding, tiffin-baskets, and all the quantity of personal luggage which
+is absolutely necessary, not to speak of a large-sized bird-cage (which
+cannot, strictly speaking, be classed as a necessary), requires the
+ingenuity of a professional packer of herrings or figs to adjust nicely!
+
+By cramming the toilet place with bedding, khudsticks, a five-foot brass
+lamp-stand, and the four soda-water bottles, we made shift to stow
+portmanteaux, bags, tiffin-baskets, &c., under the seats and ourselves
+upon them, and then arranged a sort of centre-piece of Jane's big tin
+bonnet-box, surmounted by Freddy in his cage. The other passengers were
+very amiably disposed, and not fat, and they even went so far as to
+pretend to admire Freddy--a feat of some difficulty, as he is still very
+bald and of an altogether forbidding aspect. This admiration so won upon
+the heart of Jane, that in the fulness thereof she served out biscuits and
+a little tinned butter all round, while Freddy cheerfully spattered food
+and water upon all indiscriminately.
+
+About eighteen miles from Udaipur we passed the ruins of Ontala. Here, in
+the stormy time when Jehangir had seized Chitor, there happened a
+desperate deed.
+
+The Rana of Mewar, expelled from his capital, determined to attack and
+retake Ontala. Now, the Rajputs were divided into clans as fiery as any of
+those whose fatal pride went far to ruin Bonnie Prince Charlie at Culloden.
+The Chondawats and the Saktawats both claimed the right of forming the
+vanguard, and the Rana, unable to pronounce in favour of either, subtly
+decided that the van should be given to the clan which should first enter
+Ontala.
+
+The Saktawats then made straight for the one and only gateway to the
+fortress, and, reaching it as day broke, almost surprised the place, but
+the walls were quickly manned and defended. Foiled for a moment, the
+leader of the Saktawats threw himself from his elephant, and, placing
+himself before the great spikes with which the gate was protected against
+the assault of the beast, ordered the mahout to charge; and so a crushed
+and mangled corpse was forced into the city on the brow of the living
+battering-ram, in whose wake the assailants rushed to battle.
+
+Alas! his sacrifice was in vain. The Chondawat chief was already in Ontala.
+First of the stormers with scaling-ladders, he was shot dead by the
+defenders ere reaching the top of the rampart, and his corpse fell back
+among his dismayed followers. Then the chief of Deogurh, rolling the body
+in his scarf, tied it upon his back, fought his way to the crest of the
+battlements, and hurled the gory body of his chieftain into the city,
+shouting, "The vanguard to the Chondawat!"
+
+It is further told how, when the attack began, two Mogul chiefs of note
+were engaged within upon a game of chess. Confident of the strength of the
+defence, they continued their game, unheeding the din of battle. Suddenly
+the foe broke in upon them, upon which they calmly asked for leave to
+finish their interesting match. The request was granted by the courtly
+Rajputs, but upon its termination they were both put to death.
+
+Udaipur lies in a well-cultivated basin, shut in by a ring of arid hills.
+After skirting the flanks of some of the outlying spurs, we bustled
+through a tunnel and drew up at a bright little station, draped with great
+blue and pink convolvulus. And this was Udaipur.
+
+We were picked out of the usual jabbering, jostling, gibbering crowd of
+natives by our host, who, looking most enviably cool and clean, took his
+heated, dishevelled, and unbarbered guests off to a comfortable carriage,
+and we were quickly sped towards tiffin and a bath.
+
+The station is a long way from the town, as the Maharana, a most staunch
+conservative of the old school, having the railway more or less forced
+upon him, drew the line at three miles from his capital, and fixed the
+terminus there. One cannot help being glad that the prosaic steam-engine,
+crowned with foul smoke and heralded by ear-piercing whistles, has not
+been allowed to trespass in Udaipur, wherein no discordant note is struck
+by train line or factory chimney, and where everything and every one is as
+when the city was newly built on the final abandonment of Chitor, the
+ancient capital of Mewar.
+
+Here in the heart of the most conservative of native States, whose ruler,
+the Maharana, Sir Fateh Singh, claims descent from that ancient luminary
+the Sun, we found novelty and interest in every yard of the three miles
+that stretch between the station and the capital. The scrub-covered desert
+has given place to a wooded and cultivated valley, ringed by a chain of
+hills, sterile and steep. The white ribbon of the road, through whose dust
+plough stolid buffaloes and strings of creaking bullock-carts, is bordered
+by tall cactus and yellow-flowered mimosa on either side. Among the trees
+rise countless half-ruined temples and chatries; on whose whitewashed
+walls are frequent frescoes of tigers or elephants rampant, and of
+wonderful Rajput heroes wearing the curious bell-shaped skirt, which was
+their distinctive dress.
+
+The people too, their descendants, who crowd the road to-day, are
+remarkable--the men fine-looking, with beards brushed ferociously upwards,
+and all but the mere peasants carrying swords; the women, dark-eyed, and
+singularly graceful in their red or orange saris, and very full
+bell-shaped petticoats. Upright as darts, they walk with slightly swaying
+gesture, a slender brown arm upraised to support the big brass chatties on
+their heads, revealing an incredible collection of bangles on arms and
+ankles. These women are the descendants of those who, in the stormy days
+of the sixteenth century, while the Rajput princes still struggled
+heroically with the all-powerful Mogul emperors, preferred death to shame,
+and, led by Kurnavati (mother of Oodi Singh, the founder of Udaipur),
+accepted the "Johur," or death by fire and suffocation, to the number of
+13,000, while their husbands and brothers threw open the city gates and
+went forth to fight and fall.
+
+As we drew near our destination the towers of the Maharana's Palace rose
+up above the trees, gleaming snowy in the cloudless blue. The brown
+crenellated walls of the city appeared on our left, and, suddenly sweeping
+round a curve, we found ourselves by the border of a lovely lake, whose
+blue-rippled waters lapped the very walls of the town. In the foreground a
+glorious note of colour was struck by a group of "scarlet women" washing
+themselves and their clothes by the margin.
+
+Up a steep incline, and we found ourselves before a verandah, blazing
+overhead with bougainvillea, and our hostess waiting to receive us beneath
+its cool shade.
+
+In the afternoon, refreshed and rested, we went down to the shore, where
+our host had arranged for a state-owned boat and four rowers to be in
+waiting. Armed with rods and fishing tackle, we proceeded to see Udaipur
+from the lake which washes its northern side. First crossing a small
+landlocked bay bordered on the left by a long and picturesque crenellated
+wall, and passing through a narrow opening, we found ourselves in a second
+division of the water; on the left, still the wall, with a
+delightful-looking summer-house perched at a salient angle; on the right,
+small wooded islands, the haunt of innumerable cormorants, who, with snaky
+necks outstretched, watched us suspiciously from their eyrie.
+
+A curious white bridge, very high in the centre, barred the view of the
+main lake till, passing through the central arch, we found ourselves in a
+scene of perfect enchantment. Before us the level sheet of molten silver
+lay spread, reflecting the snowy palaces and summer-houses that stood amid
+the palms and greenery of many tiny islands. On the left the city rose
+from the water in a succession of temples and wide-terraced buildings,
+culminating in the lofty pile of the Palace of the Maharana. Here, on this
+enchanted lake, we rowed to and fro until the sun sank swiftly in the west
+and the red gold glowed on temple and turret.
+
+Then, with our catch, about 15 lbs. weight of most excellent fish, we
+rowed back past the white city to the landing-place, and, in the gathering
+dark, climbed the hillock upon which stood our host's bungalow.
+
+We spent a week at Udaipur--a happy week, whose short days flew by far too
+quickly. The weather was splendid; hot in the middle of the day--for the
+season is late, and the monsoon has greatly failed in its cooling
+duty--but delightful in morning and evening.
+
+Rising one morning at early dawn, before the sun leaped above the eastern
+hills, we took boat and rowed to one of the island palaces, where, after
+fishing for mahseer, we breakfasted on a marble balcony overlooking the
+ripples of the Pichola Lake, which lapped the feet of a group of great
+marble elephants.
+
+Not the least interesting expedition was to the south end of the lake one
+afternoon to see the wild pigs fed. Traversing the whole length of the
+Pichola, past the marble ghâts where the crimson-clad women washed and
+chattered, while above them rose the roofs and temple domes of the fairy
+city culminating in the walls and pinnacles of the palace--past the fleet
+of queer green barges wherein the Maharana disports himself when
+aquatically inclined, we left the many islands marble-crowned on our right;
+and finally landed at a little jutting ledge of rock, whence a jungle
+track led us in a few minutes to a terrace overlooking a rocky and steep
+slope which fell away from the building near which we stood. The scene was
+surprising! Hundreds of swine of all sorts and sizes, from grim slab-sided,
+gaunt-headed old boars, whose ancient tusks showed menacing, to the
+liveliest and sprightliest of little pigs playing hide-and-seek among
+their staid relatives, were collected from the neighbouring jungle to
+scramble for the daily dole of grain spread for them by the Maharana.
+
+A cloud of dust rose thick in the air, stirred up by the busy feet and
+snouts of the multitude, and grunts and squeals were loud and frequent as
+a frisky party of younglings in their play would heedlessly bump up
+against some short-tempered old boar, who in his turn would angrily butt a
+too venturesome rival in the wind and send him, expostulating noisily,
+down the hill!
+
+Beyond the crowd of swine on the edge of the clearing, a few peacocks,
+attracted by the prospect of a meal, held themselves strictly aloof from
+the vulgar herd.
+
+The whole city of Udaipur is a paradise for the artist--not a corner, not
+a creature which does not seem to cry aloud to be painted. The only
+difficulty in such _embarras de richesses_ of subject and such scantiness
+of time, is to decide what not to do.
+
+Hardly has the enthusiastic amateur sat down to delineate the stately pile
+of the palace, soaring aloft amid its enveloping greenery, than he is
+attracted by a fascinating glimpse of the lake, where, perhaps, a royal
+elephant comes down to drink, or a crimson-clad bevy of Rajputni lasses
+stoop to fill their brazen chatties with much chatter and laughter.
+
+Bewildered by such wealth of subject, one is but too apt to sit at gaze,
+and finally go home with merely a dozen pages of scribbles added to the
+little canvas jotting-book!
+
+The Palace of the Maharana is a very splendid pile of buildings, as seen
+from some little distance crowning the ridge which rises to the south of
+the lake, but it loses much of its beauty when closely viewed. It is, of
+course, not to be compared architecturally with the master-works of Agra
+and Delhi, and the internal decorations are usually tawdry and
+uninteresting. The entrance is fine; the visitor ascends the steep street
+to the principal gate, a massive portal, strengthened against the
+battering of elephants by huge spikes, and decorated by a pair of these
+animals in fresco-rampant. Beyond the first gate rises a second or inner
+gate. On the right are huge stables where the royal elephants are kept,
+and on the left stand a row of curious arches, beneath one of which the
+Maharanas of old were wont to be weighed against bullion after a victory,
+the equivalent to the royal avoirdupois being distributed as largesse to
+his people!
+
+Within the gates, a long and wide terrace stretches along the entire front
+of the Palace, on the face of which is emblazoned the Sun of Mewar, the
+emblem of the Sesodias. This terrace was evidently the happy home of a
+great number of cows, peacocks, geese, and pigeons, which stalked calmly
+enough, among the motley crowd of natives, and gave one the impression of
+a glorified farmyard. The building itself, like most Indian palaces, is
+composed of a heterogeneous agglomeration in all sorts of sizes and styles.
+Each successive Maharana having apparently added a bit here and a bit
+there as his capricious fancy prompted.
+
+Jane visited the armoury to-day with the Resident, who went to choose a
+shield to be presented by the Maharana to the Victoria Museum at Calcutta.
+I chose to go sketching, and was derided by Jane for missing such a chance
+of seeing what is not shown to visitors as a rule. She whisked away in
+great pomp in the Residential chariot, preceded by two prancing sowars on
+horseback, and subsequently thus related her experiences:--
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"We really drove up far too fast to the Palace, I was so much interested
+in the delightful streets; and we just whizzed past the innumerable
+shrines and queer shops, and frescoed walls, where extraordinary lions and
+tigers, and Rajput warriors, riding in wide petticoats on prancing steeds,
+were depicted in flaming colours. I wanted, too, to gaze at the native
+women, in their accordion-pleated, dancing frocks of crimson or dark blue;
+but it seemed to be the correct thing for a 'Personage' to drive as fast
+as possible, and try to run over a few people just to show them what
+unconsidered trifles they were. Well, we were received at the entrance to
+the Palace by one of the Prime Ministers. There are two Prime
+Ministers--one to criticise and frustrate the schemes of the other; the
+result being, as the Resident remarked, that it is not easy to get any
+business done. Our Prime Minister was dressed in a coat of royal purple
+velvet, on his head was wound a big green turban, and round his neck hung
+a lovely necklet of pearls and emeralds, with a pendant of the same, he
+had also earrings to match. It was truly pitiful to see such ornaments
+wasted on a fat old man."
+
+"Going up a narrow and rather steep staircase, we came to a small hall
+full of retainers of his Highness, waiting until it should please him to
+appear and breakfast with them, for it is the custom of the Maharana to
+make that meal a sort of public function. In the middle of the hall
+reposed a big bull, evidently very much at ease and quite at home!"
+
+"A few more steps brought us to the door of the armoury. This is small and
+badly arranged, which seems a pity, as there were some lovely things.
+Chain armour and inlaid suits lay about the floor in heaps; and we were
+shown the saddle used by Akbar during the last siege of Chitor. The most
+remarkable things, however, were the Rajput shields, of which there were
+some beautiful specimens. They are circular, not large, and made, some of
+tortoiseshell, some of polished hippo hide, &c. One was inlaid with great
+emeralds, a second had bosses of turquoise, and a really lovely one was
+inlaid with fine Jaipur enamel in blue and green. There were swords simply
+encrusted with jewels--one with a hilt of carved crystal; another was a
+curiously-modelled dog's head in smooth silver, and I noticed a beauty in
+pale jade. Altogether it was a most fascinating collection, different from,
+but in its way quite as interesting, as the fine armoury at Madrid."
+
+Thus did Jane triumph over me with her description of what she had seen
+and what I had missed; and I had been trying to delineate the Temple of
+Jagganath, and had been disastrously defeated, for it is indeed a
+complicated piece of drawing, and the children, both large and small,
+crowded round me to my great hindrance. Therefore, it was not until I had
+been soothed with an excellent lunch, and the contents of a very long
+tumbler, that I felt strong enough to take an intelligent interest in the
+contents of the Maharana's curiosity-shop!
+
+_Monday, October_ 30.--The more we see of Udaipur the more we are charmed
+with it. The whole place is so absolutely unspoilt by modernism, is so
+purely Eastern--and ancient Eastern at that--that we feel as though we
+were in a little world far apart from the great one where steam and
+electricity shatter the nerves, and drive their victims through life at
+high pressure.
+
+Ringed in by a rampart of arid hills, beyond which the scrub-covered
+desert stretches for miles, the peaceful city of Udaipur lies secluded in
+an oasis, whose centre is a turquoise lake. High in his palace the
+Maharana rules in feudal state, and, like Aytoun's Scottish Cavalier,
+
+ "A thousand vassals dwelt around--all of his kindred they,
+ And not a man of all that clan has ever ceased to pray
+ For the royal race he loves so well."
+
+For to his subjects the Maharana is little less than a divinity, for is he
+not a direct descendant of the Sun? Likewise is he not the chief of the
+only royal house of Rajputana, who disdained to purchase Mogul friendship
+at the price of giving a daughter in marriage to the Mohammedan?
+
+There are greater personages among the ruling Princes of India, according
+to British ruling--Hyderabad, for instance. And in the matter of
+precedence and the number of guns for ceremonial salutation, the Chief of
+Mewar--like other poor but proud nobles--is treated rather according to
+his actual power than the cloudless blue of his blood. Hence he is
+extremely unwilling to put himself in a position where he might fail to
+obtain the honour which he considers due to him. He was most averse from
+attending the Delhi Durbar, but such pressure was put upon him that he was
+induced to proceed thither in his special train running, as far as
+Chitorgarh, upon his own special railway. He reached Delhi, and his
+sponsors rejoiced that they had indeed got him to the water, although they
+had not exactly induced him to drink. As a matter of fact, the Maharana,
+having gone to Delhi to please the British authorities, promptly returned
+to Udaipur to please himself, alleging a terrific headache as reason for
+instant departure from the capital, without his having left his very own
+specially reserved first-class compartment!
+
+He may not be a willing guest, but he is evidently disposed to be an
+excellent host, for great preparations are toward for the reception of the
+Prince of Wales, who is expected in the course of a fortnight or so.
+
+The Residency, too, is being swept and garnished, the garden already
+looking like a miniature camp, with tents for the suite all among the
+flower-beds.
+
+_Tuesday, October_ 31.--A day or two ago we arose betimes, and before
+sunrise embarked in the State gig (which was always, apparently, placed at
+our host's disposal on demand), and set forth to catch fish for our
+breakfast, and then proceed to eat the same on one of the island palaces
+on the lake. We did not catch many fish--the mahseer were shy that
+morning--but fortunately we did not entirely depend on the caprices of the
+mahseer for our sustenance, and a remarkably well-fed and contented
+quartette we were when we got into the gig while the day was yet young,
+and rowed home as quickly as might be in order to escape the heat which at
+noonday is still great.
+
+This afternoon we went for a (to us) novel tea picnic. A State elephant
+appeared by request, and we climbed upon him with ladders, and he
+proceeded to roll leisurely along at the rate of about two and a half
+miles an hour towards the foot of a hill, on the top of which stood a
+small summer palace.
+
+The afternoon was warm, and the rhythmic pace drowsy, but our steed was
+determined to amuse us and benefit himself. So he blew great blasts of
+spray at his own forelegs and chest to cool himself, and now and then made
+shocking bad shots at so large a target, and, getting a trifle too much
+elevation, nearly swept us from our lofty perch.
+
+Fortunately his stock of spray gave out ere long, or he found that the
+increasing gradient of the hill took all his breath, for we were left at
+leisure to admire the widening view until we reached the top.
+
+Here we had tea in one of the cool halls, and then sat watching the sun
+sink towards the hills that stretch to Mount Aboo.
+
+To the south-east lay Udaipur, milk-white along the margin of its "marléd"
+waters.
+
+On our way home we met with an adventure. While prattling to my hostess, I
+observed that our toes were rising unduly, the saddle or howdah being
+seated somewhat after the fashion of an outside car. Glancing over my
+shoulder I descried Jane and her partner far below their proper level. The
+howdah was coming round, and our steed was eleven feet high! Agonised
+yells to the gentleman who guided the deliberate steps of the pachyderm
+from a coign of vantage on the back of his neck, awoke him to an
+appreciation of the situation. The elephant was "hove to" with all
+possible despatch, and we crawled off his back with the greatest celerity.
+We then sat down by the roadside and superintended the righting of the
+saddle and the tautening of the girths by several natives, who "took in
+the slack" with an energy that must have made the poor elephant very
+"uncomfy" about the waist! I secretly hoped it was hurting him horribly,
+as I had not forgiven him for his practical jokes on the way up.
+
+We had no more thrills. Resuming our motor 'bus, in due course, we were
+landed opposite the top of our host's verandah, whereupon the beast shut
+himself up like a three-foot rule, and we got to ground.
+
+The inexorable flight of time brought us all too soon to the limit of our
+stay at Udaipur. Early on Wednesday the 1st November, therefore, we bade
+adieu to the capital of the State of Mewar, and, accompanied by our kind
+host and hostess, set out to spend a day in exploring the ruined city of
+Chitor before taking train for Bombay.
+
+As we drove to the station, we passed the group of ancient "chatries" or
+tombs of dead and gone Ranas of Mewar, and halted for a short inspection,
+as, the train by which we were to travel to Chitorgarh being a "special,"
+we were not bound to a precise moment for our appearance on the platform.
+
+Jane, who is perfectly Athenian in her passion for novelty, decided to
+travel on the engine, and proceeded to do so; until, at the first
+halting-place, a grimy and somewhat dishevelled female climbed into our
+carriage, and the next half-hour was fully occupied in scooping smuts out
+of her eyes with teaspoons.
+
+It had been arranged that an elephant should await our arrival at
+Chitorgarh to take us up to the ancient city, but a careful search into
+every nook and cranny failed to reveal the missing animal.
+
+So my host and I set out on foot to cross a mile or so of plain which
+spread in deceptive smoothness between us and the ascent to the city. What
+seemed a serene and level track became quickly entangled in a maze of
+rough little knobs and nullahs, and we took a vast amount of exercise
+before arriving at the old bridge which spans the Gamberi River.
+
+Meanwhile, towering over the scrubby bushes and surrounded by a dusty halo,
+the dilatory pachyderm bore down upon us, and, after the mahout had been
+interviewed in unmeasured terms by my host, went rolling slowly to the
+station to pick up the ladies.
+
+The ancient city of Chitor lies crumbling and desolate on the back of a
+long, level-topped hill, which rises solitary to the height of some five
+hundred feet above the far-stretching plain. Kipling likens it to a great
+ship, up the sides of which the steep road slopes like a gangway. At the
+foot lies the modern village, squalid but picturesque.
+
+As we toil, perspiring, up the long ramp which for a weary mile slopes
+sidelong up the scarped flank of the mountain, and pass through the seven
+gates which guarded the way, and every one of which was the scene of many
+a grim and bloody struggle, I will try to sketch the outline of the
+history of the famous fort, for many centuries the headquarters of the
+royal race of Mewar.
+
+The Gehlotes, or (as they were afterwards styled) the Sesodias, claim
+descent from the Sun through Manu, Icshwaca, and Rama Chandra, as indeed
+do the other Rajput potentates of Jaipur, Marwar, and Bikanir, the Rana of
+Mewar, however, taking precedence owing to his descent from Lava, the
+eldest son of Rama.
+
+The ancient dynasty of Mewar has fallen from its high estate, but the
+history of its rise is lost in the mists of grey antiquity.
+
+"We can trace the losses of Mewar, but with difficulty her acquisitions....
+She was an old-established dynasty when all the other States were in
+embryo." Long before Richard of the Lion-heart fared to Palestine to wrest
+the Holy City from the infidel, "a hundred kings, its (Mewar's) allies and
+dependants, had their thrones raised in Chitor," to defend it against the
+sword of the Mohammedan; while overhead floated the banner displaying the
+golden sun of Mewar on a crimson field.
+
+Some centuries later the Crusaders brought to Europe from the plains of
+Palestine the novel device of armorial bearings.
+
+Chitor itself appears to have been in possession of the Mori princes until,
+in A.D. 728, it was taken by Bappa, who, though of royal race, was brought
+up in obscurity by the Bhils as an attendant on the sacred kine. This
+shepherd prince, ancestor of the present Rana of Mewar, became a national
+hero, and many legends are still current concerning him and his romantic
+deeds. The story of his "amazing marriage," by which he succeeded in
+wedding six hundred damsels all at once, is one of the most curious. Bappa,
+while still a youth, was appealed to, one holiday, by the frolicsome
+maidens of a neighbouring village, who, led by the daughter of the
+Solankini chief of Nagda, in accordance with the custom upon this
+particular saint's day, had come out to indulge in swinging, but who had
+forgotten to supply themselves with a swinging-rope. Bappa agreed to get
+them one if they would play his game first. This the young ladies readily
+agreed to do; whereupon, all joining hands, he danced with them a certain
+mystic number of times round a sacred tree.
+
+ "Regardless of their doom, the little victims played,"
+
+and finally dispersed to their homes, entirely unconscious that they were
+all as securely married to Bappa as though they had visited Gretna Green
+with him.
+
+Some time afterwards, upon the engagement of the Solankini maiden to an
+eligible young man, the soothsayer, to whom application had been made with
+regard to fixing a favourable and auspicious wedding-day, discovered from
+certain lines in her hand that the girl was already married! Thus the
+whole story came out, and no less than six hundred brides assumed the
+title of Mrs. Bappa.
+
+He seems to have had a passion for matrimony, for when an old man he left
+his children and his country, and carried his arms west to Khorassan,
+where he wedded new wives and had a numerous offspring. He died at the age
+of a hundred!
+
+From the days of the very much married Bappa, until the time of Samarsi,
+who was Prince of Chitor in the thirteenth century, the city continued to
+flourish and increase in power and importance. Samarsi, having married
+Pirtha, sister of Prithi Raj, the lord of Delhi, joined his brother-in-law
+against Shabudin. For three days the battle raged, until the scale fell
+finally in favour of Shabudin, and the combined forces of Delhi and Chitor
+were almost annihilated. "Pirtha, on hearing of the loss of the battle,
+her husband slain, her brother captive, and all the heroes of Delhi and
+Cheetore 'asleep on the banks of the Caggar in a wave of the steel,'
+joined her lord through the flames."
+
+From that time forward the history of Chitor is but a tale of sack and
+slaughter, relieved in its murkiest days by flashes of brilliant heroism
+and self-sacrificing devotion while the chivalrous Rajputs struggled
+vainly against the successive waves of the Mohammedan invasions, which in
+a fierce flood for centuries swept over India, and deluged it with blood.
+
+In the year 1275 Lakumsi became Rana of Chitor. His uncle Bheemsi had
+married Padmani, a fair daughter of Ceylon, and her beauty was such that
+the fame of it came to the ears of Alla-o-din, the Pathan Emperor.
+
+He promptly attacked the fortress, but without success for a long period,
+until he agreed to a compromise, declaring that if he could merely see the
+Lady Padmani in a mirror he would be contented and raise the siege.
+
+His request was granted, and, trusting to the honour of a Rajput, he
+entered the city unattended, and was rewarded by a sight of this Eastern
+Helen reflected in a mirror. Desirous of showing equal faith in a noble
+enemy, Bheemsi accompanied Alla back to his lines, but there he was
+captured and held to ransom, Padmani being the price.
+
+Word was now sent to the Emperor that Padmani would be delivered to him,
+and seven hundred covered litters were prepared to convey her and her
+ladies to Delhi, but each litter was borne by six armed bearers, and
+contained no "silver-bodied damsels with musky tresses," but only
+steel-clad warriors, who, upon arrival in the Moslem camp, sprang from
+their concealment as surprisingly as Pallas from the head of Zeus.
+
+Alla-o-din was, however, not to be caught napping, and, being prepared for
+all contingencies, a fierce combat took place, and the warriors of Chitor
+were hard put to it to stand their ground until Bheemsi had escaped to the
+stronghold on a fleet horse. Then the devoted remnant retreated, pursued
+to the very gates by their foes. The flower of Chitor had perished, but
+they had achieved their object. This was called the "half sack" of
+Chitor.[1]
+
+Fifteen years later, Alla-o-din once more attacked Chitor, and this time
+the assaults were so deadly that the garrison was decimated and utter
+annihilation stared the survivors in the face. Then to the Rana appeared
+the guardian goddess of the city, who warned him that "if twelve who wear
+the diadem bleed not for Chitor, the land will pass from the line." Now
+the prince had twelve sons, and, in obedience to the goddess and in hope
+of eventually saving their dynasty, eleven of them cheerfully headed
+sorties on eleven following days, and were slain, until only Ajeysi, the
+youngest, was left alive. Then the Kana prepared for the end. He sent the
+boy Ajeysi with a small band by a secret way, and he escaped to Kailwarra,
+so that the royal race of Chitor should not become extinct. Then the women
+of the city, with the noble Padmani at their head, accepted the Johur;
+"the funeral pyre being lighted within the great subterranean retreat,"
+they steadfastly marched into the living grave rather than yield
+themselves to the will of the conqueror. All being now ready for the last
+act of the hideous drama, the Rana caused the gates to be opened, and with
+his valiant remnant of an army fell upon the foe only to perish to a man,
+and then, and not till then, did the victorious Alla set foot of a
+conqueror within Chitor, where now no living thing remained to stay him
+from razing her deserted temples to the ground. The palace of Padmani
+alone was spared in this, the first "saka" of Chitor.[2]
+
+The wrecked stronghold remained an appanage of the Mogul until Hamir, who,
+though not the direct heir of Ajeysi, had gained the chieftainship through
+his valour, and who, having married a ward of the Hindu governor of Chitor,
+by her help regained possession of the fortress.
+
+Defeating the Emperor Mahmoud, Hamir entered Chitor in triumph, and once
+again the standard of the Sun floated over its blood-stained rocks. The
+Emperor Mahmoud himself was led captive into Chitor, and kept prisoner
+there for three months until he regained his liberty by surrendering
+Ajmere, Rinthumbore, Nagore, and Sooe Sopoor, with fifty lacs of rupees
+and a hundred elephants. By this victory Hamir became the sole Hindu
+prince of power in India; and the ancestors of the present lords of Marwar
+and Jaipur brought their levies and paid homage, together with the chiefs
+of Boondi, Abu, and Gwalior.
+
+Then ensued for Chitor a period of splendid prosperity, during which rose
+many noble buildings, amongst the ruins of which the great Tower of
+Victory still soars supreme. This splendid monument[3] was raised to
+commemorate the victory gained by Koombho over Mahmoud, King of Malwa, and
+the Prince of Guzzerat, who in A.D. 1440 had formed a league against
+Chitor. The Rana met them at the head of 100,000 troops and 1400 elephants,
+and overthrew them, and the commemorative tower was begun in 1451 and
+finished in ten years.
+
+The State of Mewar reached the zenith of her glory in 1509, when 80,000
+horse, seven rajas of the highest rank, nine raos, and 104 chiefs bearing
+titles of rawul or sawut, with 500 elephants, followed Rana Sanga of
+Chitor into the field.
+
+The Mogul Baber, who captured Delhi in 1527, was yet unwilling to face the
+ordeal of battle with the warlike Rajputs, but in the following year Sanga
+marched against him at the head of the princes of Rajast'han. A terrible
+battle ensued, which long inclined in favour of the Rajputs, until,
+through the treachery of a Tuar chief, they were defeated, and the star of
+Mewar began to decline, although so severe had been the struggle that
+Baber dared not follow up his victory.
+
+In 1533 Chitor suffered her second "saka" at the hands of Buhadoor or
+Bajazet, Sultan of Guzzerat, who, after a grim struggle, obtained a
+footing at the "Beeka" rock, and, springing a mine there, blew up 45
+cubits of rampart and killed the Prince of the Haras, with five hundred of
+his kin. Then the Queen-Mother, Jowahir Bae, clad in armour, headed a
+sally, and was slain before the eyes of all.
+
+The entrance to the city being forced, the heir of the Sesodias, the
+infant Oodi Singh, son of Sanga, was placed in safety, while Bagh-ji,
+Prince of Deola, assuming royalty, prepared to die, for Chitor could only
+be retained by the Rajput princes while guarded by royalty.
+
+The horrible Johur was decreed, and 13,000 women, headed by Kurnavati, the
+mother of Oodi Singh,[4] marched to death and honour through the "Gau
+Mukh," or entrance to the subterranean tomb; while the city gates were
+thrown open, and the defenders sallied forth. "Every clan lost its chief,"
+and 32,000 Rajputs were slain during the siege and storm.
+
+Now Kurnavati had bound Hamayoun, the son of Baber, to her cause by a
+curious ceremony: she having sent him the Rakhi (bracelet), and he having
+bestowed on her the Katchli (corselet), he was bound, in consequence of
+this bond, to assist the lady in any time of need. Too late to save Chitor,
+he retook it, and restored Bikramajit to the throne; but the guardian
+goddess had turned her face from the doomed city, and its final fall was
+at hand. The Emperor Akbar, having laid almost all India at his feet,
+determined to bring the proud princes of Rajputana into subjection. He
+attacked Chitor, but was foiled by the masculine courage of the Rana's
+concubine queen.
+
+Again, in 1568, the Emperor Akbar attacked, and this time he found the
+fated city in evil case, for Oodi Singh,[5] the Rana, for whom in infancy
+his nurse had sacrificed her own child, was a degenerate son of his race.
+He left Chitor to be defended by his lieutenants Jeimul and Putta.
+
+In the first "saka" by Alla, twelve crowned heads defended the "crimson
+banner" to the death. In the second, when conquest, at the hand of Bahadur,
+came from the south, the chieftain of Deola, a noble scion of Mewar,
+claimed the crown of glory and of martyrdom. But on this, the third and
+greatest struggle, no royal victim appeared to appease the Cybele of
+Chitor and win her to retain its battlements as her coronet.
+
+When Jeimul fell at the Gate of the Sun, the command devolved upon Putta
+of Kailwa, a lad of sixteen. His mother commanded him to don "the saffron
+robe," then, with him and his young bride, she fell full armed upon the
+foe, and the heroic trio died before the eyes of the war-worn garrison.
+
+Once more was the Johur commanded, while 8000 Rajputs ate the last "beera"
+together, and put on their saffron robes. The gates were thrown open, "and
+few survived to stain the yellow mantle by inglorious surrender."
+
+Thus in the blood-red cloud of battle sank for ever the Sun of Chitor; for
+from this, the third and last "saka," the ruined city never rose. Her doom
+has been as the doom of Babylon, of which Isaiah declared: "It shall never
+be inhabited, neither shall it be dwelt in from generation to
+generation ... but wild beasts of the desert shall lie there; and their
+houses shall be full of doleful creatures; and owls shall dwell there....
+And the wild beasts ... shall cry in their desolate houses, and ... in
+their pleasant palaces:... Her days shall not be prolonged."
+
+The top of the long ascent being reached, the last gate, the Hathi Pol, is
+passed, and the wayfarer finds himself in the midst of the great dead city,
+which lies in ruins for three miles along the bastioned brow of the
+mountain.
+
+Just beyond the first group of stately ruins, we came on the building
+which was probably the palace built by Lakha Rana in 1373. Here we sat and
+rested until the elephant, bearing the ladies and the lunch, stalked
+sedately round the jutting angle of a decayed fort, and then we wended our
+way along a road lined with many a half-fallen temple, until we reached
+the ancient palace where, six hundred years ago, dwelt the ill-starred
+Padmani, whose loveliness brought such woe upon Chitor. Here, in a cool
+chamber overlooking the tank, upon the brink of which the palace stands,
+we lunched; afterwards threading our way among the fallen fragments of
+many a stately shrine and palace towards the high point on which the great
+Jain Tower of Fame rears its deeply-sculptured shaft into the sky.
+
+For a thousand years the innumerable stone gods which encircle the tower
+in endless profusion have watched with sightless eyes over the city. Grey
+already with age were they when they saw, raised in pristine beauty, the
+shattered domes and broken columns which now lie prone in the brushwood
+far beneath their feet. What ghastly scenes those stony faces have
+surveyed, when, swept by the scathing steel, the city has run red with
+blood, and her defenders have fallen to the last man. One crowning horror,
+though, they have been always spared, for no maid or matron of Chitor ever
+deigned to bow her neck beneath the yoke of the Mogul, but rather dared to
+face a fiery death in the bowels of the great cavern beneath the city than
+yield her honour to the conqueror.
+
+The Tower of Fame is being repaired by the present Rana, under the
+superintendence of our host and a party of native workmen. Masons and most
+skilful carvers in stone were busily engaged in the restoration of parts
+that had fallen into dangerous decay--an extremely flimsy-looking
+scaffolding, made apparently of light bamboos, tied together in wisps, and
+forming a fragile-looking ramp, wound spirally up the outside of the tower.
+My host seemed to consider it a perfectly safe means of ascent, and as the
+workmen did not appear to slip off in any appreciable numbers I felt
+constrained to go up. I should like to have done it on all fours! The
+climb was well worth undertaking, as it enabled one to inspect the
+astonishing and finely-carved figures which encrust the whole exterior of
+the column.
+
+From the Tower of Fame we made our way to the other great landmark of
+Chitor--the Tower of Victory.
+
+Passing and examining _en route_ many elaborately-carved temples, whose
+domes rose amid the strangling masses of desert tree and shrub, we came to
+the base of the red tower, whose shaft, four-square and in perfect
+preservation, has, with its more venerable brother of Fame, watched for so
+many centuries over the fallen fortress of Chitor.
+
+Not far away, the rocky wall on which the city stands is shattered into a
+gloomy chasm, half-hidden in rank vegetation, which, clinging with knotted
+root to ledge and crevice, hangs darkly over a stagnant pool. Here was the
+awful portal, "the Gau Mukh," or "cow's mouth," by which, when all was
+lost to Chitor save honour, her women entered the subterranean cavern
+while the fuel was heaped high, and an honourable death by suffocation
+awaited them.
+
+The burning Indian day was over, and the sun blazed red in the west, as we
+mounted our elephant and paced along the road towards the Hathi Pol.
+Darker grew the ghostly domes and shattered battlements against a golden
+sky, and the swift southern night fell, dark yet luminous, as we turned
+down the hill and left the dead city, splendid in its loneliness and
+isolation, asleep within its crumbling walls.
+
+Our dinner-table was set out on the platform of the station at Chitorgarh,
+and our bedrooms were close by, our host and hostess sleeping in the
+"special" by which they were to return to Udaipur in the morning, while we
+slept in a siding, ready to be coupled up to the early train from Bombay.
+
+Late into the warm and balmy night we paced the platform; for there seemed
+to be always something still to say, and we found it hard to part from our
+charming friends; realising, too, that this was the end of our holiday,
+and that before us lay merely the toil and bustle of a return to
+commonplace, everyday life. At last, though, the final fag-end of a
+cheroot was thrown away, the last hand-grips given, and the parting came.
+
+There is little more to say.
+
+All Thursday we rushed through the wide landscape; saw the parched plains
+stretch far into the dusty horizon; saw the lean men and leaner cattle, to
+whom the grim spectre of famine is already foreshadowed; flew past
+populous villages and creaking water-wheels, noting every phase of a scene
+now familiar, yet always delightful.
+
+Late in the evening we changed at Baroda, and dawn next morning saw us
+speeding across the swamps and inlets, which gave place ere long to the
+palm groves and clustering houses which marked the farther limits of the
+suburbs of Bombay.
+
+We found the heat--damp and oppressive--very trying after the drier air of
+Rajputana, and the Taj Mahal Hotel below our expectations in all respects
+save price. It is undoubtedly better than most Indian hotels, but yet it
+is not good!
+
+Bombay is chiefly connected in our minds with the inevitable fuss and
+worry of packing and departure.
+
+As we left the Taj Mahal Hotel, in a conveyance piled high with
+miscellaneous baggage, we saw the last of our faithful and indispensable
+Sabz Ali, as he hurriedly quitted the hostelry in our wake, fearful lest
+undue delay should jeopardise the possession of the spoils he was carrying
+off, wrapped in bulging bundles of goodly size.
+
+Jane and I were sorrier, I think, to part with him than he with us. After
+all, we were but troublesome charges, for whose well-being he had to
+answer to "General 'Oon Sahib,"--charges who had not been quite so lavish
+with their incalculable riches as they should have been, and who doled out
+rupees, and even annas, with a sorely grudging hand; still I think Sabz
+Ali, as he made his way to the station, with many rupees lining his inmost
+garments, and a flaming "chit" carefully stowed away, felt a certain
+regret at parting from the "sahibs," who had really shown a very fine
+appreciation of his merit, and were sending him back with much honour to
+his own country.
+
+Late in the afternoon, as the spires and roofs of the city stood dark
+against the sky, and the many steamers and native dhows showed black upon
+a flood of liquid gold, the _Persia_ got under way, and we slowly left the
+anchorage, steaming out into the fading light.
+
+We stood long, leaning over the bulwarks and watching the lights of Bombay,
+at first so distinct, melt gradually into a line of tiny stars as the gulf
+widened that separated us from the land where we had spent so many happy
+days.
+
+I wonder if we shall ever revisit it? I trust so ... and yet----
+
+"As a rule it is better to revisit only in imagination the places which
+have greatly charmed us ... for it was not merely the sights that one
+beheld which were the cause of joy and peace. However lovely the spot,
+however gracious the sky, these things external would not have availed but
+for contributory movements of mind and heart and blood--the essentials of
+the man as then he was."[6]
+
+
+[1] These notes on the history of Chitor are taken, it need hardly be said,
+ from Tod's _Rajast'han_, he being _the_ authority on Rajputana. An
+ account of the above incident is given somewhat differently by Maurice
+ in his _Modern History of Hindostan_ (1803), who also relates that
+ Akbar used the same trick to enter Rhotas in Behar, after being long
+ baffled by the apparent impregnability of that fortress.
+
+[2] The Jain Tower of Fame was also left standing, it dates from about
+ A.D. 900.
+
+[3] It is also attributed to Lakha Rana, A.D. 1373.
+
+[4] And sister of the Rahtore queen, Jowahir Bae.
+
+[5] The infant Oodi Singh being threatened with death by conspirators, his
+ Rajputni nurse hid him in a fruit-basket, and, covering it with leaves,
+ had it conveyed out of the fort, substituting her own child just as
+ Bimbir, the usurper, entered the room and asked for the prince. Her
+ pallid lips refused to utter sound, but she pointed to the cradle and
+ saw the swift steel plunged into the heart of her child.
+
+[6] "Henry Ryecroft"
+
+
+
+APPENDIX I
+
+BIG GAME LICENSE No. I,
+Price Rs. 60 (sixty only).
+
+This license will remain in force from the 15th of March 190 to the 15th
+November 190, and is subject to the Kashmir Stata Game Laws; it permits
+the Licensee to shoot the undermentioned game in the Districts and Nullahs
+open to sportsmen, and, subject to Rules 8 and 9 of these Laws, small game
+between the above dates.
+
+----------------------+---------------+--------------+---------+---------
+ | No. permitted | No. actually | Size of |District.
+ Name of Animal. | to be | shot. | heads. |
+ | shot. | | |
+----------------------+---------------+--------------+---------+---------
+Markhor of any variety| 2 | | |
+Ibex | 4 | | |
+Ovis Hodgsoni (Ammon) | 1 | | |
+Ovis Vignei (Sharpu) | 4 | | |
+Ovis Nahura (Burhal) | 6 | | |
+Thibetan Antelope | 6 | | |
+ Do. Gazelle | 1 | | |
+Kashmir Stag | 2 | | |
+Serow | 1 | | |
+Brown Bears | 2 | | |
+Tehr | 6 | | |
+Goral | 6 | | |
+Pigs, Black Bears and | No limit. | | |
+ Leopards | | | |
+----------------------+---------------+--------------+---------+---------
+
+_Name of Licensee____________________________________________
+_Address_____________________________________________________
+_Signature of Licensee on returning License__________________
+
+N.B.--This portion of the License to be returned to the Secretary,
+Game Preservation Department.
+
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------
+ NAME OF SHIKARIES, &c., EMPLOYED
+------+-------+--------+-------+-----------------------------------------
+ |Name of| |Nature | _Place of Residence_. |
+Serial|Shikari|Father's| of +---------+--------+----------+ REMARKS.
+ No. | or | Name. |employ-| Village | Tehail | District |
+ |Coolie.| | ment. | | | |
+------+-------+--------+-------+---------+--------+----------+-----------
+ | | | | | | |
+ | | | | | | |
+------+-------+--------+-------+---------+--------+----------+-----------
+
+This License does not permit the Licensee to shoot in any of the closed
+tracts or preserves mentioned in Rules 2 and 10, Kashmir State Game Laws,
+nor in the Gilgit district, nor in the Astor or Kaj-nag districts,
+without the special permit laid down under Rule 2.
+
+
+_Dated_ ____ (Sd.) AMAR SINGH, GENERAL, RAJA,
+_The_ ______ _Vice-President of Council, Jammu and Kashmir State_.
+
+I certify that a copy of Kashmir State Game Laws, 190, has been issued
+herewith,
+
+_Signature of Official granting License_ ___________________
+
+NOTE--This License will be shown on demand and is not transferable.
+A fee of Re. 1 will be charged for a duplicate copy.
+
+
+
+APPENDIX II
+
+From the earliest times the Kashmiris have been objects of contempt and
+derision, whilst the women have been--perhaps unduly--lauded for their
+looks and general excellence.
+
+The Kashmiris themselves are of opinion that "once upon a time" they were
+an honourable and valiant folk, brought gradually to their present
+condition by foreign oppression.
+
+To a certain extent this is probably true, but, according to the
+_Rajatarangini Kulan_, they were noted for dishonesty and cunning long
+before the evil days of conquest and adversity. Bernier speaks well of the
+men, calling them witty and industrious. Doubtless the Kashmiri character,
+originally none too good, was ruined during the long years of cruelty and
+injustice to which he was subjected by the Tartars, Afghans, and Sikhs,
+who, from the day when Akbar put him into women's clothes, treated him as
+something lower than a brute.
+
+Forster, writing in 1783, abuses the Kashmiri, whom he stigmatises as
+"endowed with unwearied patience in the pursuit of gain." He speaks of the
+vile treatment to which he was subjected by his then rulers the Pathans,
+observing that Afghans usually addressed Kashmiris by striking them with a
+hatchet, but, he concludes, "I even judged them worthy of their adverse
+fortune."
+
+Elphinstone (1839) is of opinion that "the men are excessively addicted to
+pleasure, and are notorious all over the East for falsehood and cunning;"
+and again, "The Cashmerians are of no account as soldiers."
+
+"Many fowls in a yard defile it, and many Kashmiri in a country ruin it,"
+says the proverb. Lawrence goes very fully into the Kashmiri character,
+and dwells upon its few good points, giving him credit for great artistic
+feeling, quick wit, ready repartee, and freedom from crime against the
+person. He considers the last merit, though, to be due to cowardice and
+the state of espionage which exists in every village!
+
+I was told (but perhaps by a prejudiced person) of a Kashmiri who, during
+the great flood of 1903, he being safely on the shore, saw his brother
+being swept down the boiling river, clinging to his rapidly disintegrating
+roof. The following painful conversation ensued:--
+
+"Whither sailest thou, oh brother, perched upon the birch bark of thine
+ancestral roof?"
+
+"Ah! brother dear. Save me quick! I drown!"
+
+"Truly that can I; but say, what recompense wilt thou give me?"
+
+"All I have in the world, brother--two lovely rupees."
+
+"Tut, tut, little one; thou takest me for a fool. Two rupees, forsooth,
+for five perchance I will deign to save thy worthless life."
+
+"Three, then, three, carissimo--'tis all I have--and make haste, for I
+feel my timbers parting, and I know not how to swim."
+
+"Farewell, oh, dearest brother! I could not possibly think of taking so
+much trouble for three rupees, especially as, now I come to think of it, I
+can borrow a singhara pole, and, in due time, will prod for thy corpse in
+the Wular! Mind thou wrappest the lucre snugly in thy cummerbund, that it
+be not lost--farewell, little brother!"
+
+While the gentlemen of the Happy Valley have been lashed by the tongue and
+pen of every traveller, the ladies, on the contrary, have been rather
+overrated.
+
+In all communities where the men are invertebrate the women become the
+real heads of the family, doing not only most of the actual work, but also
+taking the dominant position in affairs generally. This I have observed
+strikingly in the case of the three "slackest" male races I know--the
+Fantis of the Gold Coast, the Kashmiri, and the crofters of the West
+Highlands.
+
+Opinion is divided on the question of female loveliness in Kashmir.
+
+Marco Polo (who probably only got his ideas of "Kesmur" from hearsay)
+echoed the prevalent opinion by saying, "The women although dark are very
+comely" (ch. xxvii.). Bernier is enthusiastic: "Les femmes surtout y sont
+très-belles," and hints at their popularity among the Moguls.
+
+Moorcroft, Vigne, and others swelled the laudatory chorus until Forster,
+"having been prepossessed with an opinion of their charms, suffered a
+sensible disappointment," and even was so rude as to criticise the ladies'
+legs, which he considered thick!
+
+Lawrence saw "thousands of women in the villages, and could not remember,
+save one or two exceptions, ever seeing a really beautiful face;" but the
+heaviest blow was dealt them by Jacquemont, who, as a gay Frenchman,
+should have been an excellent judge: "Je n'avais jamais vu auparavant
+d'aussi affreuses sorcières!"
+
+
+
+APPENDIX III
+
+I had hoped to have given, through the kindness of Colonel Ward, a full
+list of the birds of Kashmir. Up to the time of going to press, however,
+the complete list has not been made out. A very large proportion, however,
+has been published in the _Journal of the Bombay Nat. Hist. Society_. I
+would refer those desirous of a knowledge of the birds of Kashmir to the
+above Journal for 23rd April and 20th Sept. 1906, and 15th Feb. 1907. Also
+to Hume and Henderson's _Lahore to Yarkand_, and to Le Mesurier's _Game,
+Shore, and Water Birds of India_, to which I am indebted for the
+following:--
+
+"In Kashmir, out of 116 genera of land birds, 34 have a wide range, 32 are
+characteristic of the Palar Arctic, 29 of the Indian, and 21 of the
+Himalo-Chinese sub-region. Only one species is peculiar to Kashmir, a very
+normal bullfinch (pyrula)."
+
+The flora, which is most interesting, has yet (as far as I know) to be
+treated independently of the neighbouring regions. Royle is scientific but
+antiquated, and I know of no better list than that given by Lawrence in
+his _Valley of Kashmir_.
+
+
+
+APPENDIX IV
+
+It may interest any one intending a trip to Kashmir to see a note of
+reasonable expenses as incurred by two people during a nine-month absence
+from England. Therefore I append a précis of ours.
+
+It is to be remembered that a saving might be effected in many particulars
+by any one knowing something of the country. We had to buy our experience.
+Fully £10 or £12 could be saved in wages, as at first we had a fighting
+tail like "Ta Phairson" of "four-and-twenty men and five-and-thirty
+pipers"--and pipers have to be paid! We also hired tents when we did not
+really require them. Against these outgoings, however, it should be borne
+in mind that, thanks to the kindness of friends, we paid a merely nominal
+rent for a "State" hut at Gulmarg. At Abbotabad, Jaipur, and Udaipur, also,
+we had no hotel bills to meet.
+
+
+PRÉCIS OF EXPENSES--TWO PERSONS
+
+LONDON TO KARACHI (25 Days)
+ £ s. d. £ s. d.
+Half-Return fares, 1st class, London to Trieste,
+ and thence by Austrian Lloyd (unaccelerated) 60 0 0
+Hotels, sleeping-car, gratuities, wine bills, &c. 16 15 0
+Baggage expenses 8 15 7
+ ---------- 85 10 7
+
+BOMBAY TO LONDON (25 Days)
+Share of fares 60 0 0
+Hotel expenses and sundries, as before 10 6 8
+Baggage expenses, dock dues, &c. 17 11 4
+ ---------- 87 18 0
+
+KARACHI TO SRINAGAR (16 Days)
+Rail and baggage expenses to Pindi 12 6 8
+Landau and two ekkas to Srinagar, inclusive of
+ gratuities, tolls, &c. 10 10 8
+Hotels, Dàk bungalows, &c. 13 18 9
+Duty on firearms (repayable on leaving) 1 16 8
+Resais, waterproof for luggage, kettles, &c. 1 19 3
+Servant's fare to Karachi, wages, &c. 2 12 8
+ ---------- 43 4 8
+ -------------
+ _Carry forward_ 216 13 3
+
+EXPENSES IN KASHMIR (6 Months)
+ £ s. d. £ s. d.
+ _Brought forward_ 216 13 3
+
+Food, wine, washing, cigars, &c. 72 7 3
+Wages, inclusive of various clothes 42 9 9
+Amusements, golf and tennis subscriptions, &c. 11 7 2
+Hire of boats, tents and equipment 17 6 5
+Transport coolies and ponies 33 14 11
+Hire of hut at Gulmarg 5 6 8
+Sundry furniture, cooking gear, yakdans, &c. 9 0 8
+ ----------- 191 12 10
+
+BARAMULA TO BOMBAY (1 Month)
+
+Landau and four ekkas, with gratuities and tolls. 13 14 0
+Dâk bungalows, hotels, &c. 18 5 8
+Wages, inclusive of gratuities 6 14 0
+Rail, Pindi to Bombay (_viâ_ Udaipur) 16 17 0
+Baggage 5 2 8
+Hire of carriages, &c. 1 4 11
+ ---------- 61 18 3
+Loss by exchange on cheques. 5 19 7
+ ------------
+ Total 476 3 11
+ ============
+
+
+
+INDEX AND NOTES
+
+ABBOTABAD, A frontier station garrisoned by a mobile force of Gurkhas and
+ Royal Artillery, whence any descent from the Black Mountain or Chilas
+ country can be checked. Named after Lieutenant Abbot, who reduced the
+ neighbourhood to order in 1845-48.
+Aden, Occupying a warm corner just outside the straits of Babol-Mandeb;
+ was the first addition made to the British dominions in the reign of
+ Queen Victoria, having been taken from the Arabs in 1839.
+Agates,
+Agra, Rose to importance under the Moguls, becoming their seat of
+ government after Akbar quitted the city he had built, Fatehpur-Sighri,
+ until Aurungzeb removed the seat of government to Delhi.
+Akbar, The third, and in many ways the greatest, of the six "Great Mogul"
+ Emperors of India. A warrior first, he consolidated his conquests with
+ the genius of an enlightened statesman.
+Alsu, A small village on the north-west shore of the Wular Lake.
+Amar Singh (General Raja Sir Amar Singh, K.C.S.I.), Brother of His
+ Highness Sir Pratab Singh, G.C.S.I., Maharaja of Jammu and Kashmir; is
+ Vice-President of the States Council and owner of much land in Kashmir,
+ the prosperity of which he has done much to promote.
+Ambér, The ancient capital of Jaipur; was built in the eleventh century,
+ its Rajput rulers being the powerful allies of Chitor during her
+ struggles against the Mohammedan invasion. The Palace was built by Raja
+ Maun, _circa_ 1600, in the days of Akbar, whose cousin he was by
+ marriage ( _comp_. ). Ambér was deserted in 1728 by Jey Singh for his
+ new city of Jaipur.
+Amethyst, This stone should be much worn in Scotland, particularly on New
+ Year's Day, it having been (according to the Greek derivation of the
+ name) an antidote to drunkenness!
+Amira Kadal, The highest of the seven bridges at Srinagar; a fine modern
+ structure, replacing that built by Amir Khan Jawan Sher, the Pathan, who
+ also built Sher Garhi.
+Anda, Egg.
+Anna, the sixteenth part of a rupee, value one penny.
+Apharwat, One of the Pir Panjal range, which rises above Gulmarg, height
+ 14,500 feet.
+Aru, A small village, beautifully situated about seven miles above Pahlgam.
+Asti, "Go slow."
+Astor, A district on the main route from Kashmir to Gilgit, the village is
+ about ninety-two miles from Bandipur. Two passes (the Rajdiangan, or
+ Tragbal, 11,800 feet, and the Boorzil, 13,500 feet) have to be crossed.
+ About ten passes are issued each season to sportsmen, markhor and ibex
+ being the game.
+Atchibal, A village seven miles from Islamabad, where many springs burst
+ out from the rocks. Atchibal was a favourite pleasure-garden of the
+ Mogul Emperors, the remains of which still exist.
+Aurungzeb, The last of the six "Great Moguls"; deposed and imprisoned his
+ predecessor Shah Jehan in 1658, and reigned until 1707. Bigoted and
+ intolerant, he shares with Sikander the odium of having destroyed many
+ of the ancient Hindu temples of Kashmir.
+Avantipura, The modern village is near the extensive ruins named after
+ King Avanti Verma, which formed once the capital of Kashmir.
+
+Bahamarishi, (_Baba-pam-Rishi=_Father Smoothbeard.) A village some three
+ miles below Gulmarg; the ziarat is named after a rishi, or ascetic, of
+ the sixteenth century.
+Baloo, (Kashmiri, _Harpat_) "Rara avis in terras, nigroque similima
+ cignis." _Anglicè_, a bear.
+Bandipur, An important village on the north shore of the Wular Lake, the
+ starting-point for Gilgit, &c. Oddly enough, Bandipur is not marked on
+ the Ordnance Map.
+Bandobast, A bargain or arrangement.
+Bappa, An eighth-century Rajput hero, and ancestor of the present chiefs
+ of Mewar; appears to have had strong Mormon proclivities.
+Baramula, The third town in Kashmir, having some 900 houses, is built on
+ the Jhelum at its outflow from the Kashmir Valley: it is also built on
+ the west focus of seismic disturbance in Kashmir, and was destroyed by
+ an earthquake in 1885, when 3000 Baramulans were killed. We were unaware
+ of these interesting facts on the morning of April 4! The "Palms of
+ Baramoule," which Moore sang of, are like snakes in Iceland--they do
+ not exist.
+Bara singh, The Kashmir stag.
+Bawan,
+Beera,
+Bejbehara, The ancient Vijayasvara, a picturesque village and bridge about
+ four miles below Islamabad.
+Bernier, F., a Frenchman attached to the court of Aurungzeb as medical
+ adviser; wrote _Voyage à Kachemire_.
+Bhanyar,
+Bheostie, The Indian Aquarius--the water-bearer.
+Bhils,
+Birch, (Kashmiri, _Burza_) The bark used in making the paper for which
+ Kashmir was noted, also for roofing, it being strong and impervious to
+ water.
+Blue pine, _Pinus Excelsa_, (Kashmiri, _Yar_.)
+Bombay,
+Books on Kashmir:(1) Bernier, _Voyage à Kachemire_ (Utrecht, 1724);
+ (2) Forster's (G) _Journey from Bengal to England_ (London, 1798);
+ (3) Moorcroft, _Travels in Kashmir, &c._ edited by Wilson, 1841;
+ (4) Jacquomont (V), _Voyage dans l'Inde_ (Paris, 1841);
+ (5) Vigne (G. T.), _Travels in Kashmir, &c._, 1844;
+ (6) Hugel's _Travels_, 1845;
+ (7) Drew, _Jummoo and, Ktishmir Territories_; and
+ (8) Lawrence's _Valley of Kashmir_ 1895.
+Budmash, A scoundrel.
+Bund, An embankment or dyke to bank a river.
+Burra, Big, or great.
+
+Carnelian, "Flesh-stone"--for origin read Marryat's _Pacha of Many Tales_
+Chakhoti,
+Chandni Chowk,
+Chaplies,
+Chappar, Paddle with heart-shaped blade.
+Chatris, The cenotaphs of the Maharanas of Mewar; they stand in a walled
+ enclosure between Udaipur and the railway station.
+Chonar, _Plaianus Orientals_ or Oriental plane. This magnificent tree is
+ supposed to have been introduced into Kashmir by the Mogul Emperors. It
+ grows to a great size, one measured by Lawrence being sixty-three feet
+ five inches in circumference at five feet above the ground! There is a
+ very fair specimen in Kew Gardens, between the pond and the "herbaceous
+ border."
+Chilas,
+Chit, A note or letter, and also a character or recommendation, Every man
+ collects something, from pictures to tram tickets--the native collects
+ "chits." Like other collectors he will beg, borrow, or steal to improve
+ his store, and life is made a burden by the perpetual writing and
+ reading of these mendacious documents.
+Chitor,
+Chittagul Nullah, The next nullah to the south-west of the Wangat. The
+ village of Wangat is wrongly placed in it, according to the Ordnance Map.
+Chondawats, A Rajput clan.
+Chota, Little, _Chota Hazm = petit dejeúner_ or early breakfast.
+Chowkidar, A functionary whose principal duty seems to be to snore in the
+ verandah at night and scare other robbers away.
+Chupatty, A flabby sort of scone.
+Chuprassie,
+Cockburn's Agency, The nearest approach to "Whiteley's" in Kashmir.
+
+Dâk, Post. _Dâk Bungalow_=posting station.
+Dal Lake, _Dal_ means lake (in a plain), while _nag_ is a mountain tarn.
+Dandy, A sort of enclosed chair with four projecting arms, wherein pretty
+ ladies are carried when it doesn't suit them to walk.
+Degchies, Cooking utensils--best made of aluminium, owing to the unclean
+ ways of native scullions.
+Dekho, See, look!
+Delhi, The capital of the Mogul Emperors, dating from 1638, when Shah
+ Jehan commenced to build the great fort. The ancient city lies some
+ miles to the south. Delhi was taken by General Lake in 1803.
+Deodar, (Kashmiri, _Diár.) Cedrus Lebani_, var. _Deodara_. The most
+ valuable tree in Kashmir, where it was formerly abundant. It is now
+ chiefly found in the north-west districts, and it is carefully cherished
+ by the "Jungly Sahib" and his myrmidons.
+Dobie, The thing that ruins all your shirts and causes you to shatter the
+ Third Commandment.
+Domel, Village with Dâk Bungalow, at the confluence of the Jhelum and the
+ Kishenganga.
+Doolie,
+Doras,
+Dounga, "The boats of Kashmir are very long and narrow, and are rowed with
+ paddles from the stern, which is a little elevated, to the centre; a
+ tilt of mats is extended for the shelter of passengers or merchandize"
+ (Forster); the mats are made of "pits" (reed mace), a swamp plant.
+Drogmulla,
+Dubgam, A village at junction of the Pohru with the Jhelum, about seven
+ miles above Baramula.
+
+EARTHQUAKE, An upsetting event of too frequent occurrence in Kashmir.
+ Particularly severe visitations occurred in 1827 and 1885 (_see_
+ Baramula).
+Echo Lake, A small tarn on the top of Apharwat.
+Ek, One. (_Ek dam_=immediately.)
+Ekka,
+Embroidery,
+Erin Nullah,
+Eshmakam, =_Eysh Makám_("the delightful halting-place") Above the village
+ stands the shrine of Zyn-u-din, one of the four disciples of the Kashmir
+ patron saint, Shah Nur-u-din.
+
+FATERPUR-SIGHRI,
+Ferozepore Nullah,
+Floating Gardens,
+
+GANESBAL, The boulder, red-stained and extremely sacred, which lies in the
+ middle of the Lidar; bears some fancied likeness to Ganésh (the
+ elephant-headed god).
+Gangabal, A sacred lake, lying under the north glaciers of Haramok at the
+ elevation of 12,000 feet. It is said to be a source of the Ganges(!)
+ and is an object of pilgrimage
+Ghari,
+Ghari Habibullah,
+Ghari Wallah, The Jehu of these parts.
+Ghât,
+Gold mohur,
+Golf,
+Gram,
+Grass shoes,
+Gujar, Is not a Kashmiri, being a member of the semi-nomad tribes which
+ graze buffaloes and goats upon the hills. He speaks Parímu or Hindki.
+Gulmarg, (The Rose Marg.) The most frequented resort of the English in
+ Kashmir during July and August; stands some 8500 feet above the sea,
+ wherefore some people find the air too rarefied. Gulmarg was first
+ mentioned by Yusaf Khan in 1580.
+Gunderbal, A village placed where the Sind River debouches into the plain.
+ The starting-point for Leh and Thibet.
+Gupkar, Town of Gopaditya(?). A wine-manufacturing suburb of Srinagar,
+ overlooking the Dal.
+Gurais, A large village on the Bandipur-Gilgit route, lying on the right
+ bank of the Kishenganga, about forty-two miles from Bandipur.
+
+HARAMOK, The predominating mountain (16,903 feet) of the valley, from
+ almost every part of which his square-headed bulk is visible; hence the
+ name, which means "all faces" or "all mouths." A legend holds that a
+ vein of emerald lies near the summit, and that within view of this gem
+ no snake can live
+Harbagwan,
+Hari Parbat, ("The Green Hill") So named on account of the gardens and
+ vineyards which clothed its sides. Became the residence of Akbar, who
+ built the wall round foot of hill in 1597. The fort on top was the work
+ of the Pathan, Atta Mohamad Khan.
+Haripur,
+Harwan,
+Hasrat Bal Mosque, (The Prophet's Hair.) Various fairs and festivals are
+ held here, the principal one being held upon the day that the Prophet
+ rode up to Heaven on his mule Al Barak (the Thunderer). This mule,
+ by-the-bye, is one of the five favoured beasts which the Mohammedans
+ believe destined to immortality; the others are (1) Abraham's Ram, (2)
+ Balaam's Ass, (3) the one upon which Christ rode on Palm Sunday, and (4)
+ the dog which guarded the seven sleepers.
+Hassanabad Mosque, Built by Nur Jehan Begum (Nourmahal), and destroyed by
+ the Sikhs.
+Hassan Abdal, (_Abdal=_fanatic).
+Hoopoe, Un-natural history of.
+
+INSECTS, Of benign insects such as butterflies there are singularly few.
+ Both mosquitoes and flies are very troublesome during the hot weather in
+ the valley. Visits to native huts will probably lead to an introduction
+ to other insects. In India ants become a nuisance: I met with a foraging
+ party of extremely large and well-nourished ones as I entered my bath
+ place one morning. I recognised them for the descendants--decadent
+ somewhat--of the famous fellows who played Alberich to the Gold of
+ Hindostan and regarding which Herodotus (commonly known as the Father of
+ History, or of Lies, I forget which) asserted that they were of the
+ bigness of foxes and ran with incredible swiftness. He evidently got
+ this yarn from Pliny--
+
+ "Indicae Formicae.
+ Aurum ex cavernus egerunt terrae
+ Ipsis autem color Fehum magnitudo Aegypti Luporum"
+ (Lib. xi. ch. 31)--
+
+ and passed it on to Sir J. Maundevil, who swallowed it greedily. "Theise
+ pissmyres ben grete as houndes; so that no man dar come to the hilles,
+ for the pissmyres wolde assaylen hem and devouren hem" (ch. xxx) For the
+ wily method of catching the ants napping, together with other _contes
+ drolatiques_, read Maundevil's _Travels_.
+Iris, (Kashmiri, _Krishm_) Succeeds the tulip and precedes the rose as
+ typical of Kashmirian Flora, is used as fodder, and the fibre makes
+ ropes, which are, however, not durable.
+Islamabad, (Or Anant Nag, the "Place of Countless Springs.") Is the second
+ city in Kashmir, having about 9000 inhabitants; stands at the head of
+ the navigable Jhelum, fifty miles by water and thirty-two by land above
+ Srinagar.
+
+Jade,
+Jagganath,
+Jain, A small sect founded by Mahavera, a contemporary of Gautama. The
+ Jains were great temple-builders.
+Jehangir,
+Jeimal, With Putta, one of the national heroes of the Rajputs. They fell,
+ while mere boys, in the heroic defence of Chitor against Akbar.
+Jey Singh, (Sowar Jey Singh.) Succeeded to the throne of Ambér in 1699,
+ founded Jaipur in 1728. He wrote the following, which I had not read
+ when I visited his observatory at Jaipur "Let us devote ourselves at the
+ altar of the King of Kings, hallowed be his name! In the book of the
+ register of whose power the lofty orbs of Heaven are but a few leaves,
+ and the stars, and that heavenly courser the sun, small pieces of money
+ in the treasury of the Most High."
+Jheel, A small lake, or pond.
+Jhelum, (Kashmiri, _Veth_, Hindu, _Vetasta_, the ancient _Hydaspes_.)
+ Rises at Vernag, becomes navigable at Kanbal, and is so for 120 miles,
+ when it forms rapids below Baramula. Average breadth at Srinagar in
+ December 210 feet, average depth 9 feet.
+Johur,
+
+Kaj-nag,
+Kali, ("The Terrible.") Wife of Shiva or Mahadeva.
+Kanbal,
+Karachi,
+Karewas, "Where the mountains cease to be steep, fan-like projections,
+ with flat, arid tops, and bare of trees, run out towards the valley"
+ (Lawrence)
+Kashmir=Kashuf-mir (the country of Kashuf). Was ruled by Tartar princes
+ from about 150-100 B.C. for several centuries; conquered after a year's
+ struggle by Mahmoud of Guznee (1014-1015 A.D.). Invaded by Baber and
+ Humayun, and finally conquered by latter in 1543, and formally annexed
+ by Akbar in 1588. After the fall of Delhi (Nadir Shah) in 1739, Kashmir
+ fell into the hands of Amirs of Cabul in 1753. It was captured by the
+ Sikhs under Ranjit Singh in 1819, and, after the defeat of the Sikhs at
+ the hands of the British, was handed over to Gulab Singh of Jammu for
+ twenty-five lacs of rupees "Kailasa is the best place in the three
+ worlds, Himalaya the best part of Kailasa, and Kashmir the best place in
+ Himalaya" _(Rajatarangini Kulan_).
+Kastoora, Merula Boulboul (the grey-winged ousel). Jane
+ bought "Freddie" one day in Srinagar, and he has been our friend
+ and companion ever since--being at this present (August 1907)
+ in rude health.
+Khansamah, A Cook.
+Khubbar, News--usually untrustworthy.
+Khud, A steep slope or precipice.
+Khudstick, An alpenstock made of tough wood, usually of Cotoneaster
+ baccillaris (lun); should be well tested before purchase, as life may
+ depend on its strength.
+Killanmarg, A wide sloping marg above Gulmarg, just above the pine forest
+ on the slopes of Apharwat.
+Kilta, Creel made of the pliant withes of the Wych Hazel, _Parrotia_
+ _Jacquemontiana_ (Chob-i-poh).
+Kishenganga, A large affluent of the Jhelum which drains the Tilail Valley,
+ passes Gurais, and joins the Jhelum below Muzafferabad.
+Kitardaji, Forest house in the Machipura.
+Kitmaghar, Bearer.
+Kobala,
+Kohinar,
+Kolahoi, or Gwash Brari, 17,800 ft. The loftiest peak in Kashmir proper.
+ It has not yet been ascended.
+Koolan,
+Kralpura,
+Kulan, A peak of the Pir Panjal, at the head of the Ferozepore Nullah.
+Kulgam, or Kuligam.
+Kunis,
+Kurnavati,
+Kutab Minar,
+
+Lacquer,
+Lahore, Capital of the Punjab. An ancient and interesting city, which
+ (like Agra and Delhi) only attained its zenith of prosperity in the days
+ of Akbar.
+Lakri, A stick (at Gulmarg also a golf-club).
+Lalpura, A charming village in the Lolab.
+Larch,
+Lidar, Liddar, or Lambodri, Drains the Kolahoi district, and forms the
+ first substantial affluent of the Jhelum, which it joins below Islamabad.
+Lidarwat, A small Grujar village fifteen miles above Pahlgam, on the left
+ bank of the river, about 10,000 ft. above sea-level.
+Logue or Log, Folk.
+Lumbadhar, The headman of a village.
+
+Machipura, "The Place of Fish"--why, I cannot imagine! The district lying
+ along the east foothills of the Kaj-nag.
+Mahadeo, (Mahadeva or Shiva) A sacred mountain and object of pilgrimage,
+ north of Srinagar, 13,500 feet high.
+Maharaja of Jammu and Kashmir, H.H. Sir Pratab Singh, G.C.S.I., succeeded
+ his father Ranbir Singh (who was third son of Gulah Singh) in 1885. The
+ family is of the Rajput Dogras. "His kindness to all classes has won him
+ the affection of his people" (Lawrence).
+Maharana, H.H. the Maharana Dhiraj Sir Fateh Singh, G.C.S.I., of Udaipur,
+ is head of the Rajput princes in point of blood, being descended from the
+ Suryabansi, or Children of the Sun.
+Mahseer,
+Malingam,
+Manji or Hanji, A Kashmiri water-thief or boatman.
+Manserah,
+Mar (snake) Canal. A dirty but most picturesque waterway between the Dal
+ and the Anchar Lakes.
+Marg,(Margh?) Persian for a garden abounding in plants.
+Margam,
+Martand, The principal temple in Kashmir--stands on a high karewa some few
+ miles from Islamabad.
+Metal-work,
+Mewar,
+Mogul, The Moguls were a warlike people of Central Asia, who, under Timur
+ (Tamerlane) their chief, sacked Delhi in 1398. At the great battle of
+ Panipat, in 1524, Baber the Mogul (direct descendant of Timur) defeated
+ the Sultans of Delhi. He was the first of the six "Great" Moguls (the
+ others being Humayun, Akbar, Jehangir, Shah Jehan, and Aurungzeb), who
+ ruled India with unparalleled magnificence for 150 years.
+Mulberry, (_Morus sp_. Kashmiri _Tul_) A very precious tree in Kashmir, on
+ account of the silk industry. It grows to a great size, attaining a girth
+ of 25 feet.
+Murghi, A fowl.
+Murree, A hill station and sanatorium, 37 miles from Rawal Pindi, on a
+ hill 7500 feet above the sea. Its importance dates from 1850. Forster
+ speaks of it as a small village in 1786.
+Musafferabad, ("The Place of Victory") Built by Masufer Khan, Rajah of
+ Chikri.
+Mussick, Water-skin.
+
+NAG, A mountain lake or tarn.
+Nagas, Human-bodied, snake-tailed gods.
+Nagmarg,
+Nanga Parbat, A great mountain in the Chilas country, 26,620 feet high
+ (the fourth in point of height in the world), Mommery and two guides were
+ destroyed in 1895, probably by an avalanche, while attempting the ascent.
+Nassim Bagh, ("The Garden of Delicious Breezes") A favourite spot in the
+ days of the Mogul Emperors. Akbar planted 1200 chenars.
+Neem tree.
+Neve, Dr. A. He and his brother are surgeons to the Kashmir Medical
+ Mission, where for many years they have carried on the somewhat
+ thankless task of benefiting the natives.
+Nishat Bagh, ("The Garden of Drink")
+Nopura, A village on the Pohru.
+Nourmahal, ("Light of the Palace"), or, more properly, Nur Jehan Begum
+ ("Light of the World"), was the wife of Jehaugir, celebrated in Mooree's
+ _Lalla Rookh_. Her life story was very curious. See Forster's _Journey
+ from Bengal to England_, London, 1798.
+Nullah, A valley or ravine.
+Numdah,
+
+ONTALA,
+Oodi Singh,
+
+PADMANI, "The Lotus-lovely Lady."
+Pagdandy, A short cut.
+Pahlgam, "The Shepherd's Village," A Kashmiri summer resort for those who
+ like quiet. It is 27 miles from Islamabad up the Lidar Valley, and is
+ somewhat over 7000 feet above the sea.
+Pampur, (Padma-pur, city of Vishnu, or Padmun-pur, "the place of beauty"),
+ principally noted now for its Pampur roti or bread, a speciality of the
+ place.
+Pandrettan, or Pandrenthan, =Puranadhisthana, "the old capital." Was built
+ in the time of Partha by his Prime Minister, Meru.
+Parana Chauni,
+Patan. "The City" or "Ferry," the ancient Sankarapura, Sankaravarma having
+ built two temples there at the end of the eighth century.
+Peechy, Afterwards, later, by-and-bye
+Peri Mahal, "The Abode of the Fairies." Built on the hill above Gupkar by
+ Prince Dara Shikoh, probably for astronomical purposes
+Piasse, The onion.
+Pice, See Rupee.
+Pichola Lake,
+Pir Panjab, Pir=Dogri for peak Pantzal, Kashmiri for ditto Pir also meant
+ a saint, particularly one who lived in the pass in the days of Shah
+ Jehan and Aurungzeb and who was interviewed by Bernier. The Pir Panjal
+ was the route followed by the Moguls when coming to Kashmir, and, rough
+ as it is, they sent elephants along it. The highest peak of the Pir
+ Panjal is Tatakuti, 15,500 feet.
+Pohru,
+Poonch, A native state lying south-west of Kashmir, to which it is
+ tributary. The Raja Buldeo Singh is cousin to the Maharajah of Kashmir.
+Poplar. There are two varieties of Poplar in Kashmir, the Italian or
+ Black Poplar, and the White, the latter attains a great size, one near
+ Gurais measuring 127 feet in height and 14-1/2 feet in girth.
+Porcelain,
+Port Saïd,
+Puttoo, Native cloth.
+
+RAINAWARI,
+Rajput, The brave and chivalrous inhabitants of Rajputana. Bernier,
+ probably influenced by Mogul opinion, attributes much of their valour to
+ opium, as the following curious extract shows "Ils sont grands preneurs
+ d'opium, et je me suis quelque fois etonné de la quantité que je leur
+ en voiois prendre; aussi ils s'y accoutûmerent dès la jeunesse; le jour
+ d'une bataille ils ne s'oublient pas de doubler la dose; cette drogue
+ les anime ou plutot les enyvre, et les rend insensibles an danger, de
+ sorte quils se jettant dans le combat comma des bêtes furieuses, ne
+ sachant ce que c'est de fuir ... c'est un plaisir de les voir ainsi avec
+ leur fumée d'opium dans la tête s'entre embrasser quand on est prêt de
+ combattre et se dire adieu les uns aux autres, comme gens qui sont
+ resolus de mourir."--Vol. i. p. 54.
+Ramble-tamble egg, Scrambled eggs.
+Ram chikor, The great snow partridge (_Tetragallus Himalayensis_).
+Rampur. A small village in the Jhelum Valley, and a village on the way
+ into the Lolab _viâ_ Kunis.
+Rawal Pindi,
+Rassad, "Field Allowance" or extra rations given to coolies when doing any
+ mountain work or away from supplies.
+Resai,
+Roorkhee chair, An extremely comfortable and portable chair made by the
+ R.E. at Roorkhee.
+Rope bridge,
+Rupee=one fifteenth of a sovereign, or 1s. and 4d.
+ 12 pice (or pies)= 4 paisa = 1 anna = 1 penny
+ 16 annas = 1 rupee.
+
+SAAF kuro, "Make clean."
+Saktawats, A Rapjut clan.
+Sari, A woman's garment, usually brilliant in colour, blood-red and dark
+ blue being favoured.
+Sekwas,
+Sellar,
+Serow, _Nemorhaidus bubalerius_.
+Sesodia, The ruling family of Udaipur, formerly known as Gehlote.
+Shadipur, "The Place of Marriage"--probably with reference to the junction
+ of the Sind and Jhelum rivers.
+Shah Jehan, The greatest builder of the Mogul Emperors. Ruled from 1627 to
+ 1658, when he was deposed and imprisoned by Aurungzeb.
+Shalimar,
+Shalimar Bagh,
+Shambrywa, One of the peaks of the Kaj-nag.
+Shiah, A Mohammedan sect, usually much at variance with those of Sunni
+ persuasion.
+Shikara, A light sort of canoe.
+Shikari, A necessary joint in the "fighting tail" of the sportive visitor
+ to Kashmir. Usually a fraud, but, if not too proud, makes quite a good
+ golf caddy.
+Shisha Nag, "The Glassy or Leaden Lake."
+Silver fir, _Abies Webbiana_ (Kashmiri, _Sungal_). Grows to a great height,
+ being known 110 feet high and 16 feet in girth.
+Sind Desert,
+Sind Valley,
+Singhara, Meaning "horned nut," the water chestnut _(Trapa bispinosa_).
+ An article of diet much prized by the Kashmiri.
+Sogul,
+Sonamarg, "The Golden Marg." A summer station high up the Sind Valley on
+ the route to Leh and Ladak.
+Sopor, =Sonapur, or the Golden City. A somewhat unclean little town of
+ some 600 houses on the Jhelum, about eight miles by road and twelve by
+ water above Baramula.
+Spill Canal, Cut in 1904, after the Great Flood of 1903, to carry some of
+ the river clear of Srinagar and ease the pressure on the bund.
+Spruce, _Picca, Morunda_. (Kashmiri, _Kachal_.)
+Srinagar, _Surga Nagur_, City of the Sun. Has a population of 120,000.
+ Became capital in 960 A.D., when the ancient city of Pandrettan was burnt
+ in the reign of Abimanyu. The city was called Kashmir until recently,
+ Martand being called Sringar by Jacquemont.
+Sultanpur,
+Sumbal, Said to be the site of the ancient city Jayapura.
+Sunt-i-kul = "Apple-tree Canal."
+
+TAJ MAHAL, The magnificent tomb of Mumtez Mahal, favourite wife of Shah
+ Jehan.
+Takht-i-Suleiman, A steep isolated hill rising nearly 1000 feet above
+ Srinagar, crowned by a temple which is built on the ruins of a very
+ ancient edifice. The Takht or Throne of Solomon is, according to the
+ legend, the place which Solomon occupied during his mythical visit to
+ Kashmir.
+Tangmarg, "The Open Marg". Is the village about 1500 foot below Gulmarg,
+ which is the nearest point to Gulmarg attainable by wheeled conveyance.
+Tattoo, A pony.
+Tehsildhar, The functionary who has jurisdiction over a tehsil.
+Temples, For full description read Lawrence _(Valley of Kashmir_, chap.
+ vi.) Their ruined state is partly due to earthquakes, but probably still
+ more to the iconoclastic activity of Sikandar (_d._ 1416) and Aurungzeb.
+Tilail,
+Tonga,
+Topaz, Name derived from the Greek "to conjecture"--because no one knew
+ whence they came!
+Tower of Fame,
+Tower of Victory,
+Tragbal,
+Tragam, A large village south-west of the Lolab, whence a route leads to
+ Musafferabad.
+Tret, A station at the foot of the Murree hills on the road to Rawal Pindi.
+Trieste,
+Tronkol,
+Turquoise,
+
+UDAIPUR, The capital of the ancient and powerful Rajput State of Mewar,
+ founded by Oodi Singh after the fall of Chitor.
+Uri,
+
+VERNABOUG,
+Vernag,
+
+WALNUT, A valuable tree in Kashmir, where its fruit and timber are both
+ greatly esteemed; grows to a very large size, one in the Lolab having a
+ girth of 18 feet 10 inches.
+Wangat,
+Wardwan, The mountainous district on the east of Kashmir.
+Water buffalo, An ungainly and "sneevish" beast beloved of Gujars and
+ nobody else.
+Weights 2 lbs. (English)=1 seer. 40 seers = 1 maund.
+Wood carving,
+Wular, Means "cave". The largest lake in India, being 12-1/2 x 5 miles in
+ average extent. In floods it covers much extra space.
+Wych hazel, _See_ Kilta.
+
+YAKDAN,
+
+ZIARAT, A Mohammedan shrine.
+Zoji La, The pass at the head of the Sind Valley which is crossed on going
+ to Leh, height 11,300 feet.
+
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