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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 11873 ***
+
+[ILLUSTRATION: THE JHELUM AT SRINAGAR]
+
+
+
+
+A Holiday in the Happy Valley with Pen and Pencil
+
+by T. R. Swinburne
+MAJOR (LATE) R.M.A.
+
+
+
+
+“_Over the great windy waters, and over the clear crested summits,
+Unto the sea and the sky, and unto the perfecter earth,
+Come, let us go_!”
+
+ CLOUGH
+
+
+WITH 24 COLOURED ILLUSTRATIONS
+
+1907
+
+
+
+
+I DEDICATE THIS BOOK
+TO
+“JANE”
+
+
+
+
+Contents
+
+ PREFACE
+ CHAPTER I. INTRODUCTORY
+ CHAPTER II. THE VOYAGE OUT
+ CHAPTER III. KARACHI TO ABBOTABAD
+ CHAPTER IV. ABBOTABAD TO SRINAGAR
+ CHAPTER V. FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF SRINAGAR
+ CHAPTER VI. OUR FIRST CAMP
+ CHAPTER VII. BACK TO SRINAGAR
+ CHAPTER VIII. THE LOLAB
+ CHAPTER IX. SRINAGAR AGAIN
+ CHAPTER X. THE LIDAR VALLEY
+ CHAPTER XI. GANGABAL
+ CHAPTER XII. GULMARG
+ CHAPTER XIII. THE FLOOD
+ CHAPTER XIV. THE MACHIPURA
+ CHAPTER XV. DELHI AND AGRA
+ CHAPTER XVI. UDAIPUR
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE
+
+
+I observe that it is customary to begin a book by an Introduction,
+Preface, or Foreword. In the good old days of the eighteenth century
+this generally took the form of a burst of grovelling adoration aimed
+at some most noble or otherwise highly important person. This fulsome
+fawning on the great was later changed into propitiation of the British
+public, and unknown authors revelled in excuses for publishing their
+earlier efforts.
+
+But now that every one has written a book, or is about to do so, I feel
+that my apologies are rather due to the public for not having rushed
+into print before. I have really spared it because I had nothing in
+particular to write about, and I confess I am somewhat doubtful as to
+whether I am even now justified in invoking the kind offices of a
+publisher with a view to bringing forth this literary mouse in due
+form!
+
+No admiring (if partial) relatives have hung upon my lips as I read
+them my journal, imploring me with tears in their eyes to waste not an
+instant, but give to a longing world this literary treasure. I have no
+illusions as regards my literary powers, and I do not imagine that I
+shall depose the gifted author of _Eöthen_ from his pride of place.
+
+I claim, however, the merit of truth. The journal was written day by
+day, and the sketches were all done on the spot; and if this
+account—bald and inadequate as I know it to be—of a very happy time
+spent in rambling among some of the finest scenery of this lovely
+earth, may induce any one to betake himself to Kashmir, he will achieve
+something worth living for, and I shall not have spilt ink in vain.
+
+
+
+
+LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
+
+ THE JHELUM AT SRINAGAR (Frontispiece)
+ A SOLUTION OF CONTINUITY
+ A SRINAGAR BYE-WAY—EARLY SPRING
+ ON THE JHELUM—EARLY SPRING
+ THE BUND SRINAGAR—EARLY SPRING
+ THE DAL
+ IN THE NISHAT BAGH
+ THE PIR PANJAL FROM ALSU—MORNING
+ ON THE DAL—SUNSET
+ NATIVE BOATS
+ PANDRETTAN
+ KOLAHOI
+ LIDARWAT
+ THE RAMPARTS OF KASHMIR
+ GANGABAL
+ HARAMOK
+ A TARN ABOVE TRONKOL
+ ON THE CIRCULAR ROAD, GULMARG
+ IN SRINAGAR—TWILIGHT
+ SRINAGAR FLOODED
+ HARI PARBAT—EVENING
+ NANGA PARBAT FROM KITARDAJI
+ MIXED BATHING (UDAIPUR)
+ UDAIPUR
+ MAP OF KASHMIR
+
+
+
+
+A HOLIDAY IN THE HAPPY VALLEY
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I
+INTRODUCTION
+
+
+A journey to Kashmir now—in these days of cheap and rapid locomotion—is
+in nowise serious. It takes time, I grant you, but to any one with a
+few months to spare—and there are many in that happy position—there can
+be few pleasanter ways of spending a summer holiday.
+
+It would be as well to start from England not later than the middle of
+March, as the Red Sea and the Sind Desert begin to warm up
+uncomfortably in spring. Srinagar would then be reached fairly early in
+April, and the visitor should arrange, if possible, to remain in the
+country until the middle of October. We had to leave just as the
+gorgeous autumn colouring was beginning to blaze in the woods, and the
+first duck were wheeling over the Wular Lake.
+
+The climate of Kashmir is fairly similar to that of many parts of
+Southern Europe. There is a good deal of snow in the valley in winter.
+Spring is charming, the brilliant days only varied by frequent
+thunderstorms—which, however, are almost invariable in keeping their
+pyrotechnics till about five in the afternoon. July and August are hot
+and steamy in the valley, and it is necessary to seek one of the cool
+“Margs” which form ideal camping-grounds on all the lofty mountain
+slopes which surround the valley.
+
+Gulmarg is the most frequented and amusing resort in summer of the
+English colony and contingent from the broiling plains of the Punjab.
+Here the happy fugitive from the sweltering heat of the lower regions
+will find a climate as glorious as the scenery. He can enjoy the best
+of polo and golf, and, if he be not a misogynist, he will vary the
+‘daily round’ with picnics and scrambles on foot or on horseback, in
+exploring the endless beauty of the place, coming home to his hut or
+tent as the sun sinks behind the great pines that screen the Rampur
+Road, to wind up the happy day with a cheery dinner and game of bridge.
+But if Gulmarg does not appeal to him, let him go with his camping
+outfit to Sonamarg or Pahlgam—he will find neither polo nor golf nor
+the gay little society of Gulmarg, but he will find equally charming
+scenery and, perhaps, a drier climate—for it must in fairness be
+admitted that Gulmarg is a rainy place. Likewise his pocket will
+benefit, as his expenses will surely be less, and he will still find
+neighbours dotted about in white tents under the pine trees.
+
+Towards the middle of September the exodus from the high ‘Margs’ takes
+place—many returning sadly to Pindi and Sealkote—others merely to
+Srinagar, while those who yearn after Bara Singh and Bear, decamp
+quietly for their selected nullahs, to be in readiness for the opening
+of the autumn season.
+
+Thus, from April to October, a more or less perfect climate may be
+obtained by watching the mercury in the thermometer, and rising or
+descending the mountain slopes in direct ratio with it.
+
+It is quite unnecessary to take out a large and expensive wardrobe.
+Thin garments for the Red Sea and Indian Ocean, such as one wears in a
+fine English summer, and for Kashmir the same sort of things that one
+would take up to Scotland. For men—knickerbockers and flannel
+shirts—and for ladies, short tweed skirts and some flannel blouses. The
+native tailors in Srinagar are clever and cheap, and will copy an
+English shooting suit in fairly good material for about eleven rupees,
+or 14s. 8d.! One pair of strong shooting boots (plentifully studded
+with aluminium nails) is enough. For all mountain work, the invaluable
+but uncomfortable grass shoes must be worn, and both my wife and I
+invariably wore the native chaplies for ordinary marching. Foot-gear
+for golf, tennis, and general service at Srinagar and Gulmarg must be
+laid in, according to the traveller’s fancy, in England.
+
+Underwear to suit both hot and cold weather should be purchased at
+home—not on any account omitting cholera belts.
+
+Shirts and collars should be taken freely, as it is well to remember
+that the native washerman—the well-abused “Dobie”—has a marvellous
+skill in producing a saw-like rim to the starched collar and cuff of
+the newest shirt; while the elegant and delicate lace and embroidery,
+with which the fair are wont to embellish their underwear, take strange
+and unforeseen patterns at the hands of the skilled workmen. It is
+surprising what an effect can be obtained by tying up the neck and
+sleeves of a garment, inserting a few smooth pebbles from the brook,
+and then banging the moist bundle on the bank!
+
+The arrangement of clothing for the voyage is rather complicated, as it
+will probably be necessary to wear warm things while crossing Europe,
+and possibly even until Egypt is reached. Then an assortment of summer
+flannels, sufficient to last as far as India, must be available. We
+were unable to get any washing done from the date we left London, on
+the 22nd of February, until we reached Rawal Pindi, on the 21st March.
+Capacious canvas kit-bags are excellent things for cramming with grist
+for the dobie’s mill.
+
+In arranging for luggage, it should be borne in mind that large trunks
+and dress boxes are inadmissible. From Pindi to Srinagar everything
+must be transported by wheeled conveyance, and, in Kashmir itself, all
+luggage must be selected with a view to its adaptability to the backs
+of coolies or ponies. In Srinagar one can buy native trunks—or
+yakdans—which are cheap, strong, and portable; and the covered creels
+or “kiltas” serve admirably for the stowage of kitchen utensils, food,
+and oddments.
+
+The following list may prove useful to any one who has not already been
+“east of Suez,” and who may therefore not be too proud to profit by
+another’s experience:—
+
+1. “Compactum” camp-bed with case, and fitted with sockets to take
+mosquito netting.
+
+2. Campaigning bedding-bag in Willesden canvas, with bedding complete.
+
+3. Waterproof sheet.
+
+4. Indiarubber bath.
+
+If shooting in the higher mountains is anticipated, a Wolseley
+sleeping-bag should be taken.
+
+5. Small stable-lantern.
+
+6. Rug or plaid—light and warm.
+
+7. Half-a-dozen towels.
+
+8. Deck chair (with name painted on it).
+
+We had also a couple of Roorkhee chairs, and found them most useful.
+
+9. A couple of compressed cane cabin trunks.
+
+9_a_. The “Ranelagh Pack” is a most useful form of “luggage.”
+
+10. Camp kit-bag.
+
+11. Soiled-linen bag, with square mouth, large size. This is an
+excellent “general service” bag, and invaluable for holding boots, &c.
+
+12. Large “brief-bag,” most useful for stowing guide-books, flasks,
+binoculars, biscuits, and such like, that one wants when travelling,
+and never knows where to put. Our “yellow bag” carried even tea things,
+and was greatly beloved. Like the leather bottèl in its later stage,
+“it served to put hinges and odd things in”!
+
+13. Luncheon basket, fitted according to the number of the party.
+
+The above articles can all be bought at the Army and Navy Stores.
+
+14. A light canvas box, fitted as a dressing-case.
+
+Ours were made, according to our own wishes and possessions, by
+Williams, of 41 Bond Street. The innumerable glass bottles, so highly
+prized by the makers of dressing-cases, should be strictly limited in
+number. They are exceedingly heavy, and, as the dressing-case should be
+carried by its owner, the less it weighs the more he (or she) will
+esteem it.
+
+15. A set of aluminium cooking-utensils is much to be recommended. They
+can easily be sold on leaving Kashmir for, at least, their cost price.
+
+16. Pocket flask. This may be of aluminium also, although personally I
+dislike a metal flask.
+
+17. Umbrella—strong, but cheap, as it is sure to be lost or stolen.
+There are few things your native loves more than a nice umbrella,
+unless it be
+
+18. A knife fitted with corkscrew and screwdriver; therefore take two,
+and try to keep one carefully locked up.
+
+19. Pair of good field-glasses.
+
+I took a stalking telescope, but it was useless to my shikari, who
+always borrowed my wife’s binoculars until she lost them—or he stole
+them!
+
+20. Hats. It is obviously a matter of taste what hats a man should
+take. The glossy silk may repose with the frock-coat till its owner
+returns to find it hopelessly out of date, its brim being a thought too
+curly, or its top impossibly wide; but the “bowler” or Homburg hat will
+serve his turn according to his fancy, until, at Aden, he invests in a
+hideous, but shady “topee,” for one-third of the price he would pay in
+London; and this will be his only wear, before sunset, until he again
+reaches a temperate climate. Ladies, who are rightly more particular as
+to the appearance of even so unlovely a thing as a sola topee, would do
+well, perhaps, to buy theirs before starting. Really becoming pith
+helmets seem very scarce in the East!
+
+After sunset, or under awnings, any sort of cap may be worn.
+
+21. Shirts and collars are obviously matters of taste. A good supply of
+white shirts and collars must be taken to cope with the destruction and
+loss which may be expected at the hands of the dobie. Flannel shirts
+can be made easily enough from English models in Srinagar.
+
+22. Under-garments should be of Indian gauze for hot weather, with a
+supply of thicker articles for camping in the hills.
+
+Cholera belts should on no account be omitted.
+
+23. Socks, according to taste—very few knickerbocker stockings need be
+taken, as putties are cheap and usual in Srinagar.
+
+24. Ties—the white ones of the cheap sort that can be thrown away after
+use, with a light heart. Handkerchiefs, and a few pairs of white
+gloves.
+
+25. Sleeping-suits, both thick for camp work and light for hot weather,
+should be taken.
+
+26. Dress suit and dinner-jacket.
+
+27. Knickerbocker or knee-breeches, which can be copied in Kashmir by
+the native tailor.
+
+Riding-breeches are not in the least necessary unless the traveller
+contemplates any special riding expedition. Ordinary shooting
+continuations do quite well for all the mounted work the tourist is
+likely to do. A pair of stohwasser gaiters may be taken, but even they
+are not necessary, neither is a saddle.
+
+A lady, however, should take out a short riding-skirt, or habit, and a
+side-saddle.
+
+28. A tweed suit of medium warmth for travelling, and a couple of
+flannel suits, will bring the wearer to Srinagar, where he can increase
+his stock at a ridiculously low price—about 22 rupees or £1, 9s. 4d.
+per suit.
+
+29. Boots. Here, again, the wayfarer is at full liberty to please
+himself. A pair of strong shooting-boots, with plenty of spare laces
+and, say, a hundred aluminium nails, is a _sine quâ non_. A pair of
+rubbers, or what are known as “gouties” in Swiss winter circles, are
+not to be despised. Otherwise, boots, shoes, slippers, and pumps,
+according to taste.
+
+30. A large “regulation” waterproof, a rain-coat or Burberry, and a
+warm greatcoat will all be required.
+
+It is hard to give definite advice to a lady as to the details of her
+outfit. Let her conform in a general way to the instructions given
+above, always remembering that both Srinagar and Gulmarg are gay and
+festive places, where she will dine and dance, and have ample
+opportunity for displaying a well-chosen wardrobe.
+
+Let her also take heed that she leaves the family diamonds at home. The
+gentle Kashmiri is an inveterate and skilful thief, and the less
+jewellery she can make up her mind to “do with,” the more at ease will
+her mind be. But if she must needs copy the lady of whom we read, that
+
+“Rich and rare were the gems she wore,”
+
+
+then why not line the jewel-case—or rather the secret bag, which she
+will sew into some mysterious garment—with the diamonds of Gophir and
+the pearls of Rome?
+
+If the intending visitor to Kashmir be a sportsman who has already had
+experience in big-game shooting, he will not need any advice from me
+(which, indeed, he would utterly disdain) as to the lethal weapons
+which should form his battery; but if the wayfarer be a humble
+performer who has never slain anything more formidable than a wary old
+stag, or more nerve-shattering than a meteoric cock pheasant rising
+clamorously from behind a turnip, he may not be too proud to learn that
+he will find an ordinary “fowling piece” the most useful weapon which
+he can take with him. If his gun is not choked, he should be provided
+with a dozen or more ball cartridge for bear.
+
+If the pursuit of markhor and ibex is contemplated, a small-bore rifle
+will be required, but a heavy express is wanted to stop a bear. I had a
+“Mannlicher” and an ordinary shot-gun, with a few ball cartridges for
+the latter.
+
+Duty has to be paid on taking firearms into India, and this may be
+refunded on leaving the country. This is not always done, however, as I
+found to my cost, my application for a refund being refused on the
+quibble that my guns were taken back to England by a friend, although I
+was able to prove their identity.
+
+ cartridges out, as it is exceedingly unlikely that the tyro will be
+ able to shoot all the beasts allowed him by his game licence.[1]
+ Smooth-bore cartridges of fair quality can be bought in Srinagar, and
+ I certainly do not consider it worth the trouble and expense to convey
+ them out from England.
+
+[1] See Appendix 1.
+
+
+To the amateur artist I would say: Be well supplied with brushes and
+paper—the latter sealed in tin for passage through the Red Sea and
+India. Colours, and indeed all materials can he got from Treacher &
+Co., Bombay, and also from the branch of the Army and Navy Stores
+there.
+
+Paper is, however, difficult to get in good condition, being frequently
+spoilt by mildew.
+
+It is almost impossible to get anything satisfactory in the way of
+painting materials in Kashmir itself; therefore I say: Be well supplied
+before leaving home.
+
+Finally, a small stock of medicines should certainly be taken, not
+omitting a copious supply of quinine (best in powder form for this
+purpose), and also of strong peppermint or something of the sort, to
+give to the native servants and others who are always falling sick of a
+fever or complaining of an internal pain, which is generally quite
+cured by a dose of peppermint.
+
+Neither Jane nor I love guide-books; we found however, in Kashmir, the
+little book written by Dr. Neve an invaluable companion;[2] while
+Murray’s _Guide to India_ afforded much useful information when
+wandering in that country.
+
+[2] _The Tourist’s Guide to Kashmir, Ladakh, Skardo, &c._, edited by
+Arthur Neve, F.R.G.S.
+
+
+The best book on Kashmir that I know is Sir Walter Lawrence’s _Valley
+of Kashmir_.
+
+Any one going out as we did, absolutely ignorant of the language,
+should certainly take an elementary phrase-book or something of the
+sort to study on the voyage. We forgot to do this, and had infinite
+trouble afterwards in getting what we wanted, and lost much time in
+acquiring the rudimentary knowledge of Hindustani which enabled us to
+worry along with our native servants, &c. No mere “globe-trotter” need
+attempt to learn any Kashmiri, as Hindustani is “understanded of the
+people” as a rule, and the tradesmen in Srinagar know quite as much
+English as is good for them.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II
+THE VOYAGE OUT
+
+
+It seems extraordinary to me that every day throughout the winter,
+crowds of people should throng the railway stations whence they can
+hurry south in search of warmth and sunshine, and yet London remains
+apparently as full as ever! We plunged into a seething mass of
+outward-bound humanity at Victoria Station on the 22nd of February,
+and, having wrestled our way into the Continental express, were whirled
+across the sad and sodden country to Dover amidst hundreds of our
+shivering fellow-countrymen.
+
+Truly we are beyond measure conservative in our railway discomforts.
+With a bitter easterly wind searching out the chinks of door and
+window, we sat shivering in our unwarmed compartment—unwarmed, I say,
+in spite of the clumsy tin of quickly-cooled hot water procured by
+favour—and a gratuity—from a porter!
+
+The Channel showed even more disagreeable than usual. A grey, cold sky,
+with swift-flying clouds from the east hung over a grey, cold sea, the
+waves showing their wicked white teeth under the lash of the strong
+wind. The patient lightship off the pier was swinging drearily as we
+throbbed past into the gust-swept open and set our bows for the unseen
+coast of France.
+
+The tumult of passengers was speedily reduced to a limp and inert swarm
+of cold, wet, and sea-sick humanity.
+
+The cold and miserable weather clung to us long. In Paris it snowed
+heavily, and I was constrained to betake myself in a cab—“chauffé,” it
+is needless to remark—to seek out a kindly dentist, the bitter east
+wind having sought out and found a weak spot wherein to implant an
+abscess.
+
+At Bâle it was freezing, but clear and bright, and a good breakfast and
+a breath of clean, fresh air was truly enjoyable after the overheated
+sleeping-car in which we had come from Paris.
+
+It may seem unreasonable to grumble at the overheating of the “Sleeper”
+after abusing the under-heating of our British railways. Surely,
+though, there is a golden mean? I wish neither to be frozen nor boiled,
+and there can be no doubt but that the heating of most Continental
+trains is excellent, the power of application being left to the
+traveller.
+
+The journey by the St. Gotthard was delightful, the day brilliant, and
+the frost keen, while we watched the fleeting panorama of icebound
+peaks and snow-powdered pines from the cushions of our comfortable
+carriage.
+
+The glory of winter left us as we left the Swiss mountains and dropped
+down into the fertile flats of Northern Italy, and at Milan all was raw
+chilliness and mud.
+
+Nothing can well be more depressing than wet and cheerless weather in a
+land obviously intended for sunshine.
+
+We slept at Milan, and the next day set forth in heavy rain towards
+Venice. The miserable ranks of distorted and pollarded trees stood
+sadly in pools of yellow-stained water, or stuck out of heaps of
+half-melted and uncleanly snow.
+
+No colour; no life anywhere, excepting an occasional peasant plodding
+along a muddy road, sheltering himself under the characteristic flat
+and bony umbrella of the country.
+
+At Peschiera we had promise of better things. The weather cleared
+somewhat, revealing ranges of white-clad hills around Garda…. But,
+alas! at Verona it rained as hard as ever, and we made our way from the
+railway station at Venice, cowering in the coffin-like cabin of a damp
+and extremely draughty gondola, while cold flurries of an Alpine-born
+wind swept across the Grand Canal.
+
+Sunshine is absolutely necessary to bring out the real beauty of Italy.
+This is particularly the case in Venice, where light and life are
+required to dispel the feeling of sadness so sure to creep over one
+amid the signs of long-past grandeur and decaying magnificence.
+
+On a grey and wintry day one is chiefly impressed by the dank
+chilliness of the palaces on the Grand Canal, whose feet lie lapped in
+slimy water; the lovely tracery of whose windows shows ragged and
+broken, whose stately guest-chambers are in the sordid occupation of
+the dealer in false antiques, and whose motto might be “Ichabod,” for
+their glory has departed.
+
+It is five-and-twenty years since I was last in Venice, and I can truly
+say that it has not improved in that long time. The loss of the great
+Campanile of St. Mark is not compensated for by the gain of the penny
+steamer which frets and fusses its prosaic way along the Grand Canal,
+or blurts its noisome smoke in the very face of the Palace of the
+Doges.
+
+Well! A steady downpour is dispiriting at any time, excepting when one
+is snugly at home with plenty to do, and it is particularly so to the
+unlucky traveller who has to live through half-a-dozen long hours
+intervening between arrival at and departure from Venice on a cold,
+dull, wintry afternoon.
+
+The sombre gondola writhed its sinuous course and deposited us all
+forlorn in the near neighbourhood of the Piazza San Marco. Splashing
+our way across, and pushing through the crowd of greedy fat pigeons, we
+entered the world-famous church. I know my Ruskin, and I feel that I
+should be lost in wonder and admiration—I am not.
+
+The gloom—rich golden gloom if you will—of the interior oppresses me;
+it is cavernous. A service is being held in one of the transepts, and
+the congregation seems noisier and less devout than I could have
+believed possible. My thoughts fly far to where, on its solitary hill,
+the noble pile of Chartres soars majestic, its heaven-piercing spires
+dominating the wide plain of La Beauce. In fancy I enter by the
+splendid north door and find myself in the pillared dimness softly
+lighted by the great window in the west. This seems to me to be the
+greatest achievement of the Christian architect, noble alike in
+conception and in execution.
+
+There is no means of procuring a cold more certain than lingering too
+long in a cold and vault-like church or picture gallery, so we
+adjourned to the Palazzo Daniele, now a mere hotel, where we browsed on
+the literature—chiefly cosmopolitan newspapers—until it was time to
+start for Trieste.
+
+The journey is not an attractive one, as we seemed to be perpetually
+worried by Custom-house authorities and inquisitive ticket-collectors!
+If possible, the wary traveller should so time his sojourn at Venice as
+to allow him to go to Trieste by steamer. The Hôtel de la Ville at
+Trieste is not quite excellent, but ’twill serve, and we were
+remarkably glad to reach it, somewhere about midnight, having left
+Milan soon after seven in the morning!
+
+Trieste itself is rather an engaging town; at least so it seemed to us
+when we awakened to a fresh, bright morning, a blue-and-white sky
+overhead, and a copious allowance of yellow mud under foot!
+
+There were various final purchases to be made. Our deck chairs were
+with the heavy luggage, which the passenger by Austrian Lloyd only gets
+at Port Saïd, as it is sent from London by sea; so a deck chair had to
+be got, also a stock of light literature wherewith to beguile the long
+sea hours.
+
+A visit to our ship—the _Marie Valerie_—showed her to be a
+comfortable-looking vessel of some 4500 tons. She was busily engaged in
+taking in a large cargo, principally for Japan, and she showed no signs
+of an early departure. Her nominal hour for starting was 4 P.M., but
+the captain told us that he should not sail until next morning. So we
+descended to examine our cabin, and found it to be large and airy, but
+totally deficient in the matter of drawers or lockers.
+
+Well! we shall have to keep everything in cabin trunks, and “live in
+our boxes” for the next three weeks.
+
+There was cabin accommodation for twenty passengers, but at dinner we
+mustered but nine. This is, of course, the season when all right-minded
+folks are coming home from India, and we never expected to find a
+crowd; still, nine individuals scattered abroad over the wide decks
+make but a poor show.
+
+The first meal on board a big steamer is always interesting. Every one
+is quietly “taking stock” of his, or her, neighbours, and forming
+estimates of their social value, which are generally entirely upset by
+after experience.
+
+Of our fellow-passengers there were only five whose presence affected
+us in any way. A young Austrian, Herr Otto Frantz, with his wife, going
+out as first secretary of legation to Tokio; Major Twining, R.E., and
+his wife; and Miss Lungley, a cosmopolitan lady, who makes Kashmir her
+headquarters and Rome her _annexe_.
+
+We became acquainted with each other sooner than might have been
+expected, by reason of an exploit of the stewardess—a gibbering idiot.
+The night was cold, so several of the ladies, following an evil custom,
+sent forth from their cabins those vile inventions called hot bottles.
+Only two came back…, and then the fun began. The stewardess, who speaks
+no known tongue, played “hunt the slipper” for the missing bottles
+through all the cabins, whence she was shot out by the enraged
+inhabitants until she was reduced to absolute imbecility, and the
+harassed stewards to gesticular despair.
+
+The missing articles were, I believe, finally discovered and routed out
+of an unoccupied bed, where they had been laid and forgotten by the
+addle-pated lady, and peace reigned.
+
+We sailed from Trieste early on the morning of the 28th of February,
+and steamed leisurely on our way. The Austrian Lloyd’s “unaccelerated”
+steamers are not too active in their movements, being wont to travel at
+purely “economical speed,” and so we were given an excellent view of
+some of the Ionian Islands, steaming through the Ithaca channel, with
+the snow-tipped peak of Cephalonia close on our starboard hand.
+
+Then, leaving the far white hills of the Albanian coast to fade into
+the blue mists, we sped
+
+“Over the sea past Crete,”
+
+
+until the tall lighthouse of Port Saïd rose on the horizon, followed by
+the spars of much shipping, and the roofs of the houses dotted
+apparently over the waters of the Mediterranean. At length the low
+mudbanks which represent the two continents of Africa and Asia spread
+their dull monotony on either hand, and the good ship sat quietly down
+for a happy day’s coaling.
+
+Port Saïd has grown out of all knowledge since I first made its
+acquaintance in 1877. It was then a cluster of evil-looking shanties,
+the abode of the scum of the Levant, who waxed fat by the profits of
+the gambling hells and the sale of pornographic photographs. It has now
+donned the outwardly respectable look of middle age; it has laid itself
+out in streets; the gambling dens have disappeared, and the robbers
+have betaken themselves to the sale of the worst class of Japanese and
+Indian “curios,” ostrich feathers from East Africa, and tobacco in all
+its forms.
+
+Port Saïd has undoubtedly improved, but still it is not a nice place,
+and we were unfeignedly glad to repair on board the _Marie Valerie_ as
+soon as we noted the cessation of the black coaly cloud, through the
+murkiness of which a chattering stream of gnome-like figures passed
+their burthens of “Cardiff” into the bowels of the ship.
+
+Port Saïd was cold, and Suez was cold, and we started down the Red Sea
+followed by a strong north wind, which kept us clad in greatcoats for a
+day or two, and, as we got down into wider waters, obliged us to keep
+our ports closed.
+
+An object-lesson on the subject of closed ports was given in our cabin,
+where the fair chatelaine was reclining in her berth reading, fanned by
+the genial air which floated in at the open port,—a truculent Red Sea
+billow, meeting a slight roll of the ship, entered the cabin in an
+unbroken fall on the lady’s head. A damp tigress flew out through the
+door, wildly demanding the steward, a set of dry bedding, and the
+instant execution of the captain, the officer of the watch, and the man
+at the wheel!
+
+How dull we should be without these little incidents!
+
+A hoopoe took deck, or rather rigging, passage for a while, and evoked
+the greatest interest. Stalking glasses and binoculars were levelled at
+the unconcerned fowl, who sat by the “cathead” with perfect composure,
+and preened himself after his long flight.
+
+The striking of “four bells” just under his beak unnerved him somewhat,
+and he departed in a great fuss and pother.
+
+Our roomy decks afford many quiet corners in which to read or doze, and
+now that the weather is rapidly warming up we spend many hours in these
+peaceful pastimes, varied by an occasional constitutional—none of your
+fisherman’s walks, “three steps and overboard”—but a good, clear tramp,
+unimpeded by the innumerable deck-chairs, protruding feet, and
+ubiquitous children which cover all free space on board a P. & O.
+
+Then comes dinner, followed by a rubber of bridge, and so to bed.
+
+On Saturday the 11th we passed the group of islands commonly known as
+the Twelve Apostles.
+
+First, a tiny rock, rising lonely from the blue—brilliantly blue—waves;
+then a yellow crag of sandstone, looking like a haystack; and then a
+whole group of wild and fantastic islands, evidently of volcanic
+origin, and varying in rough peaks and abrupt cliffs of the strangest
+colours—brick-red, purple-black, grey, and yellow—utterly bare and
+desolate:
+
+“Nor tree, nor shrub, nor plant, nor flower,
+Nor aught of vegetative power,
+The weary eye may ken,”
+
+
+save only the white lighthouse, which, perched on its arid hill, serves
+to emphasise the desolation of earth and sky.
+
+The Red Sea is remarkably well supplied with lighthouses; and,
+considering the narrowness of the channel in parts, the strong and
+variable currents, and the innumerable islands and shoals, the supply
+does no more than equal the demand.
+
+I cannot imagine a more grievous death in life than the existence of a
+lighthouse-keeper in the Red Sea!
+
+_Sunday, 12th_.—We passed through the Gate of Tears this morning—the
+dismal, flat, and unprofitable island of Perim being scanned by me from
+the bathroom port, while exchanging an atmosphere of sticky salt air
+for an unrefreshing dip in sticky salt water.
+
+The hoopoe is again with us; in fact I do not think he really left the
+ship, but simply sought a secluded perch, secure from prying
+observation. He reappeared upon the port stay, and proceeded to preen
+himself and observe the ship’s course. He is evidently bound for Aden,
+casting glances of quiet unconcern on Perim and the coast of Araby the
+blest.
+
+Towards sunset we passed the fantastic peaks of little Aden, and,
+drawing up to Steamer Point, cast anchor under the “Barren Rocks of
+Aden.”
+
+_Monday, 13th_.—We had a shocking time last night. All ports closed for
+coaling left us gasping, whilst a fiendish din arose from the bowels of
+the ship, whence cargo was being extracted. The stifling air, reeking
+with damp, developed in the early morning a steady rain, which dripped
+mournfully on the grimy decks. Rain in Aden! We are told on the best
+authority that this is most unusual.
+
+Aden, to the passing stranger, shows few attractions. We went on shore
+when the rain showed signs of ceasing, and after buying a few odds and
+ends, such as a pith hat and some cigarettes, we betook ourselves to
+the principal hotel, where an excessively bad breakfast was served to
+us, after which we were not sorry to shake the mud of Aden off our
+feet, so we chartered a shore boat amid a fearful clamour for extra pay
+and backshish, and set forth to rejoin our ship, now swept and
+garnished, and showing little trace of the coal she had swallowed.
+
+_Monday, 20th_.—We reached Karachi yesterday morning after a quiet,
+calm, and utterly uneventful passage across the Indian Ocean.
+
+It was never hot—merely calm, grey, and even showery, our only
+excitements being an occasional school of porpoises or the sight of a
+passing tramp steamer.
+
+Some time before leaving England I had written to my old friend General
+Woon, commanding the troops at Abbotabad, asking him to provide me with
+a servant capable of dry-nursing a pair of Babes in the Wood throughout
+their sojourn in a strange land. The General promised to supply us with
+such an one, who, he said, would rob us to a certain extent himself,
+but would take good care that nobody else did so!
+
+Immediately, then, upon our arrival in Karachi roads, a dark and
+swarthy person, with a black beard and gleaming white teeth, appeared
+on board, and reported himself as Sabz Ali, our servant and our master!
+
+His knowledge of English “as she is spoke” was scanty and of strange
+quality, but his masterful methods of dealing with the boatmen and
+Custom-house subordinates inspired us with awe and a blind confidence
+that he could—and would—pull us through.
+
+There was no difficulty at the Custom-house until it transpired that I
+wanted to take three firearms into the country. This appeared to be a
+most unusual and reprehensible desire, and my statement that one weapon
+was a rifle which I was taking charge of for a friend did not improve
+the situation. It being Sunday, the principal authorities were sunning
+themselves in their back parlours, and the thing in charge (called a
+Baboo, I understand) became exceedingly fussy, and desired that the
+guns should be unpacked and exhibited lest they should be of service
+pattern. This was simple, as far as my battery was concerned, and I
+promptly laid bare the beauties of my Mannlicher and ancient 12-bore;
+but, alas! Mrs. Smithson’s rifle was soldered like a sardine into a
+strong tin case, and no cold-chisel or screwdriver was forthcoming.
+
+Messengers were sent forth to seek the needful instruments, while I
+proceeded to cut another Gordian knot…. An acquaintance of mine,
+hearing that I was coming to India, suggested that I should take charge
+of a parcel for a friend of hers, who wanted to send it to her fiancé
+in Bombay. As all the heavy baggage was sent from London to join us at
+Port Saïd, I had not seen the “parcel,” and, finding no case or box
+addressed to any one but myself, I had to select one that seemed most
+likely to be right, and forward that.
+
+At last the needful appliances were got and the rifle unpacked; but,
+although it proved to be (as I had said) a large-bore Express, the
+Baboo refused, like a very Pharaoh, to let it go, and I, after a
+two-hour vexatious delay, paid the duty on my own guns, and, leaving a
+note for the chief Customs official, explaining the case and begging
+him to send the rifle on forthwith, packed myself—hot, hungry, and
+angry—into a “gharri,” and set forth to the Devon Place Hotel, whither
+the rest of the party had preceded me.
+
+I have gone into this little episode somewhat at length in order to
+impress upon the voyager to India the necessity for limiting the number
+of firearms or getting a friend to father the extra ones through the
+Customs—a perfectly simple matter had one foreseen the difficulty. Also
+the danger of taking parcels for friends—of which more anon![1]
+
+[1] A big deal case which we unpacked at Srinagar proved to contain a
+“life-sized” work-table. The package holding our camp beds and bedding,
+having a humbler aspect, had been sent to Bombay and cost as a world of
+worry and expense to recover!
+
+
+The Devon Place Hotel may be the best in Karachi, but it is pretty
+bad…. I am told that all Indian hotels are bad—still, the breakfast was
+a considerable improvement on the _Marie Valerie_, and we sallied forth
+as giants refreshed to have a look at Karachi and do a little shopping.
+It being Sunday, the banks were closed, but a kindly shopman cashed me
+a cheque for twenty pounds in the most confiding manner, and enabled us
+to get the few odds and ends we wanted before going up country—among
+them a couple of “resais” or quilted cotton wraps and a sola topee for
+Jane.
+
+Karachi did not strike us as being a particularly interesting town, but
+that may be to a great extent because we did not see the best part of
+it. On landing at Kiamari we had only driven along a hot and glaring
+mole, bordered by swamps and slimy-looking flats for some two miles.
+Then, on reaching the city proper, a dusty road, bordered by somewhat
+suburban-looking houses, brought us to the Devon Place Hotel, near the
+Frere station. After breakfast we merely drove into the bazaars to shop
+before betaking ourselves to the station, in good time for the 6.30
+train.
+
+Passengers—at least first-class passengers—were not numerous, and Major
+Twining and I had no difficulty in securing two compartments—one for
+our wives and one for ourselves.
+
+An Indian first-class carriage is roomy, but bare, being arranged with
+a view to heat rather than cold Two long seats run “fore and aft” on
+either side, and upon them your servant makes your bed at night. Two
+upper berths can be let down in case of a crowd. At the end of each
+compartment is a small toilet-room.
+
+It was unexpectedly chilly at night, and Twining and I were glad to
+roll ourselves up in as many rugs and “resais” as we could persuade the
+ladies to leave to us.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III
+KARACHI TO ABBOTABAD
+
+
+This morning we awoke to find ourselves rattling and shaking our way
+through the Sind Desert—an interminable waste of sand, barren and
+thirsty-looking, covered with a patchy scrub of yellowish and
+grey-purple bushes.
+
+I can well imagine how hatefully hot it can be here, but to-day it has
+been merely pleasantly warm.
+
+Jane and I were deeply interested in the novel scenes we passed
+through, which, while new and strange to us, were yet made familiar by
+what we had read and heard. The quiet-eyed cattle, with their queer
+humps, were just what we expected to see in the dusty landscape. The
+chattering crowds in the wayside stations, their bright-coloured
+garments flaunting in the white sunlight—the fruit-sellers, the
+water-carriers, were all as though they had stepped out of the pages of
+_Kim_—that most excellent of Indian stories.
+
+And so all day we rattled and shook through the Sind Desert in the hot
+sunlight till the dust lay thick upon us, and our eyes grew tired of
+watching the flying landscape.
+
+In the afternoon we reached Samasata junction, where the Twinings
+parted company with us, being bound for Faridkot.
+
+Sorry were we to lose such charming companions, especially as now
+indeed we become as Babes in the Wood, knowing nothing of the land, its
+customs, or its language!
+
+Henceforward, Sabz Ali shall be our sheet-anchor, and I think he will
+not fail us. His English is truly remarkable, so much so that I regret
+to say I have more than once supposed him to be talking Hindustani when
+he was discoursing in my own mother-tongue. But he certainly is
+extraordinarily sharp in taking up what I and the “Mem-sahib” say.
+
+He presented to me to-day a remarkable letter, of which the following
+is an exact copy. I presume it is a sort of statement as to his general
+duties:—
+
+“_To the_ MAGER SAHIB.
+
+
+“Sir,—I beg to say that General ’Oon Sahib send me to you. He order me
+that the arrangement of Mager Sahib do.
+
+“To give pice to porter kuli this is my work. This is usefull to you.
+
+“You give him many pice.
+
+“Your work is order and to do it my work. You give me Rupee at once.
+Then I will write it on my book, from which you will see it is right or
+wrong. Now I am going to Cashmir with you and Cashmiree are thief.
+
+“If you will give me one man other it will usefull to you. I ask one
+cloth. All Sahib give cloth to Servant on going to Cashmir.
+
+“If will give cloth then all men say that this Sahib is good. I am fear
+from General ’Oon Sahib. It is order to give cloth.
+
+“I can do all work of cook and bearer. I wish that you will happy on
+me, also your lady, and say to General ’Oon Sahib that this man is good
+and honest man.
+
+“I have servant to many Sahib.
+
+“I have more certificate.
+
+“You are rich man and king. I am poor man. I will take two annas
+allowance per day in Cashmir, you will do who you wish.
+
+“I wish that you and lady will happy on me. This is begging you will.—I
+remain, Sir, your most obedient Servant,
+
+“SABAZ ALI, _Bearer_.”
+
+
+_Wednesday, March_ 22.—We slept again in the train on Monday night, and
+arrived in Lahore about 6 o’clock yesterday morning.
+
+We had been advised to tub and dress in the waiting-rooms at the
+station, as we had a break of some six hours before going on to Pindi;
+but, upon investigation, Jane found her waiting-room already fully
+occupied by an uninviting company of Chi-chis (Eurasians), and several
+men—their husbands and brothers presumably—were sleeping the sleep of
+the just in mine, so we left all our luggage stacked on the platform
+under the eye of Sabz Ali, and hurried off to Nedou’s Hotel. Ye gods!
+What a cold drive it was, and how bitterly we regretted that we had not
+brought our wraps from their bundle.
+
+I was fearfully afraid that Jane would get a chill—an evil always to be
+specially guarded against in a tropical climate, but a very hot tub and
+a good breakfast averted all calamity, and we set forth in a funny
+little trap to inspect Lahore.
+
+This is the first large and thoroughly Indian city that we have
+seen—Karachi being merely a thriving modern seaport and garrison
+town—and we set to work to see what we could in the limited time at our
+disposal. We whisked along a road—bumpy withal in parts, and somewhat
+dusty, but broad. On either hand rose substantial stone mansions, half
+hidden by trees and flowering shrubs. Many of these fine-looking
+buildings were shops. I was impressed by their importance, for they
+were quite what would be described by an auctioneer or agent as “most
+desirable family mansions, approached by a carriage drive … standing
+within their own beautifully wooded and secluded grounds in an
+excellent residential neighbourhood,” &c. &c.
+
+Anon we whirled round a corner, and plunged into the seething life of
+the native city. The road was crammed with an apparently impenetrable
+crowd of men and beasts, the latter—water-buffaloes, humpy cattle, and
+donkeys—strolling about and getting in everybody’s way with perfect
+nonchalance, while men in strange raiment of gaudy hue pursued their
+lawful occupations with much clamour. The variety of smells—all bad—was
+quite remarkable.
+
+We could only go at a walk, as the streets were very narrow and the
+inhabitants thereof—particularly the cows—seemed very deaf and
+difficult to arouse to a sense of the need for making room, though our
+good driver yelled himself hoarse and employed language which I feel
+sure was highly flavoured. Our progress was a succession of marvellous
+escapes for human toes and bovine shoulders, but our “helmsman steered
+us through,” and we emerged from the kaleidoscopic labyrinth into the
+open space before the Fort of Lahore, whose pinkish brick walls and
+ponderous bastions rose above us.
+
+The last thing I would desire would be to usurp in any way the
+functions of grave Mr. Murray or well-informed Herr Baedeker, but there
+are certain points to which I will draw attention, and which it seems
+to me very necessary to keep in mind.
+
+To the ordinary traveller in the Punjab and Northern India no buildings
+are more attractive, no ruins more interesting, than those of the Mogul
+dynasty, and the rule of the Mogul princes marks the high-water limit
+of Indian magnificence. It was but for a short time, too, that the
+highest level of grandeur was maintained.
+
+For generations the Moguls had poured in intermittent hordes into
+Northern India, but it was only in 1556 that Akbar, by defeating the
+Pathans at Panipat, laid India at his feet. Following up his success he
+overthrew the Rajputs, and extended his dominion from Afghanistan to
+Benares. Having conquered the country as a great warrior, he proceeded
+to rule it as a noble statesman, being “one of the few sovereigns
+entitled to the appellation both of Great and Good, and the only one of
+Mohammedan race whose mind appears to have arisen so far above all the
+illiberal prejudices of that fanatical religion in which he was
+educated, as to be capable of forming a plan worthy of a monarch who
+loved his people and was solicitous to render them happy.”[1] This
+“plan” was to study the religion, laws, and institutions of his Hindu
+subjects in order that he might govern as far as possible in conformity
+with Hindu usage. The Emperor Akbar was the first of the Mogul monarchs
+who was a great architect. The city of Fattepur Sikri being raised by
+him as a stately dwelling-place until want of water and the
+unhealthiness of the locality caused him to move into Agra, leaving the
+whole city of Fattepur Sikri to the owls and jackals, and later to the
+admiration of the Sahib logue.
+
+[1] Robertson’s _India_, Appendix.
+
+
+A palace in Lahore, the fort at Allahabad, and much lovely work in the
+city of Agra testify to the creative genius of that contemporary of our
+own Good Queen Bess, the first “Great” Mogul. Jehangir, his son and
+successor, has left few buildings of note, but his grandson, Shah
+Jehan, was undoubtedly the most splendid builder of the Mogul
+Mohammedan period. To him Delhi owes its stately palace and vast
+mosque—the Jama Masjid—and Agra would be famous for its wonderful
+palace of dark red stone and fretted marble, even without that
+masterpiece of Mohammedan inspiration, the world-famed Taj Mahal. The
+brief period of supreme magnificence came to an end with the last of
+the “Great” Moguls—Aurungzeb, died in 1707—having only blazed in
+fullest glory for some century and a half, but leaving behind it some
+of the noblest works of man.
+
+It seemed somehow very curious, as we drove up through the stately
+entrance of the Hathi Paon, or Elephant Gate of the fort, to be saluted
+with a “present arms” by British Tommies clad in unobtrusive khaki, and
+to reflect that we are the inheritors of the fallen grandeur of the
+Mogul Emperors; that we in our turn, on many a hard-fought field,
+asserted our power to conquer; and that since then we have (I trust) so
+far followed the sound principles of Akbar as to keep by justice and
+wise rule the broad lands with their teeming millions in a state of
+peace and security unknown before in India.
+
+Opposite the entrance rise the walls of the Palace of Akbar, curiously
+decorated with brilliant blue mosaics of animals and arabesques.
+
+We visited the armoury—a remarkably fine collection of weapons—not the
+least interesting being those taken from the Sikhs and French in the
+earlier part of the last century. Opposite the armoury, and across a
+small beautifully-paved court, were the private apartments of Shah
+Jehan. They reminded me very much of the Alhambra, only, instead of the
+honeycomb vaulted ceilings, and arches decorated in stucco by the
+Moors, the Eastern architect inlaid his ceilings with an extraordinary
+incrustation of glass, usually silvered on the back, but also
+frequently coloured, and giving a strange effect of mother-o’-pearl
+inlay, bordering on tawdriness when examined in detail.
+
+It is possible that this coloured glass actually had its intended
+effect of inlaid jewels, and that the gem-encrusted walls, so
+enthusiastically described by Tavernier and others, as almost matching
+the peacock throne itself, may have been but imitation.
+
+Many of the pilasters were, however, very beautiful—of white marble
+inlaid with flower patterns of coloured stones—while the arched window
+openings were filled in with creamy tracery of fair white marble.
+
+Leaving the fort after an all too short visit, we crossed to the great
+mosque built by Aurungzeb. Ascending—from a garden bright with flowers
+and blossoming trees—a flight of broad steps, we found ourselves at the
+end of a rectangular enclosure, at each corner of which stood a red
+column not altogether unlike a factory chimney. In the centre was a
+circular basin, very wide, and full of clear water, while in front,
+three white marble domes rose like great pearls gleaming against the
+cloudless blue. The mosque itself is built of red—dark red—sandstone,
+decorated with floral designs in white marble.
+
+We climbed one of the minarets, and had a view of the city at our feet,
+and the green and fertile plains stretching dim into the shimmering
+haze beyond the Ravee River.
+
+Then back to the hotel through the teeming alleys and down to the
+station—the road, that we had found so bitterly cold in the early
+morning, now a blaze of sunlight, where the dust stirred up by the
+shuffling feet of the wayfarers quivered in the heat, and the shadows
+of men and beasts lay short and black beneath them.
+
+We were not sorry to seek coolness in the bare railway carriage, and
+let the fresh wind fan us as we sat by the open window and watched the
+flat, monotonous landscape sliding past.
+
+The journey from Lahore to Rawal Pindi is not a very long one—only
+about 170 miles, or less than the distance from London to York; but an
+Indian train being more leisurely in its movement than the Great
+Northern Express, gave us ample time to contemplate the frequent little
+villages—all very much alike—all provided with a noisy population,
+among which dogs and children were extremely prevalent; the level
+plains, broken here and there by clumps of unfamiliar trees, and
+inhabited by scattered herds of water buffaloes, cattle, and
+under-sized sheep, all busily engaged in picking up a precarious
+livelihood, chiefly roast straw, as far as one could see!
+
+We had grown so accustomed to the monotony of the plains, that when we
+suddenly became aware of a faint blue line of mountains paling to snow,
+where they melted into the sky, the Himalayas came upon us almost with
+a shock of surprise.
+
+As we drew nearer, the rampart of mountains that guards India on the
+north, took form and substance, until at Jhelum we fairly left the
+plain and began to ascend the lower foothills.
+
+Between Jhelum and Rawal Pindi the line runs through a country that can
+best be described by that much abused word “weird.” Originally a
+succession of clayey plateaux, the erosion of water has worn and
+honeycombed a tortuous maze of abrupt clefts and ravines, leaving in
+many cases mere shafts and pinnacles, whose fantastic tops stand level
+with the surrounding country. The sun set while we were still winding
+through a labyrinth of peaks and pits, and the effect of the
+contrasting red gold lights and purple shadows in this strange confused
+landscape was a thing to be remembered.
+
+We rolled and bumped into Pindi at 8 P.M., having travelled nearly 1000
+miles during our two days and nights in the train.
+
+Our friends the Smithsons were on the platform waiting to receive us
+and welcome us as strangers and pilgrims in an unknown land. They have
+only remained here to meet us, and they proceed to Kashmir to-morrow,
+sleeping in a carriage in the quiet backwater of a siding, to save
+themselves the worry of a desperately early start to-morrow morning.
+
+The direct route into Kashmir by Murree is impassable, the snow being
+still deep owing to a very late spring following a severe winter. This
+will oblige us to go round by Abbotabad, so I wired to my friend
+General Woon to warn him that we propose to invade his peaceful home.
+
+_Sunday, March 26._—We stayed a couple of days at Pindi, in order to
+make arrangements for transporting ourselves and our luggage into
+Kashmir. The journey can be made _viâ_ Murree in about a couple of days
+by mail tonga, but it is a joyless and horribly wearing mode of travel.
+The tonga, a two-wheeled cart covered by an arched canvas hood and
+drawn by two half-broken horses, holds a couple of passengers
+comfortably, who sit behind and stare at the flying white ribbon of
+road for long, long hours, while the driver urges his wild career. The
+horses are changed every ten miles or so, and horrible and
+blood-curdling tales are extant of the villainy and wrong-headedness of
+some of these tonga ponies, how they jib for sheer pleasure, and leap
+over the low parapet that guards them from the precipice merely to vex
+the helpless traveller. When we suggested that to sit facing the past
+might be conducive to a sort of sea-sickness and certainly to headache,
+and that a total absence of view was to be deprecated, it was impressed
+upon us that if the horses darted over the “khud,” we could slip out
+suddenly and easily, leaving the driver and the ponies to be dashed to
+pieces by themselves! This appeared sound, but, upon inquiry I could
+not hear that any accident had ever happened to any traveller going
+into Kashmir by tonga.
+
+Besides the tonga, there are other modes of going into Kashmir. For
+instance, the sluggish bullock-cart—safe, deliberate, and affording
+ample leisure for admiring the scenery; the light native cart, or ekka,
+consisting of a somewhat small body screened by a wide white hood, and
+capable of holding far more luggage than would at first sight seem
+possible, and drawn by a scraggy-looking but much enduring little horse
+tied up by a wild and complicated system of harness (chiefly consisting
+of bits of old rope) between a pair of odd V-shaped shafts.
+
+Finally, there is the landau—a civilised and luxurious method of
+conveyance which greatly appealed to us. We decided upon chartering a
+landau for ourselves and servant, and two ekkas to carry the heavy
+baggage.
+
+Mr. de Mars, the landlord of the hotel, was most obliging in helping us
+to arrange for our journey, promising to provide us with carriage and
+ekkas for a sum which did not seem to me to be at all exorbitant.
+
+I soon found, however, that the worthy Sabz Ali did not at all approve
+of the arrangement. It was extremely hard to find out by means of his
+scant English what he proposed to do; but I decided that here was an
+excellent opportunity of finding out what he was good for, so we
+determined to give him his head, and let him make his own arrangements.
+
+A smile broke over his swarthy face for a moment, and he disappeared,
+coming back shortly afterwards just as the already ordered ekkas made
+their appearance.
+
+These he promptly dismissed—much to the vexation of Mr. de Mars; but I
+explained to him that I intended to see if my man was really to be
+depended upon as an organiser, and that I should allow him to work upon
+his own lines.
+
+We had arranged to sleep in a carriage drawn into a siding at the
+station, to avoid a very early start next morning. So after dinner we
+strolled down towards our bedroom to find our henchman on the platform,
+full of zeal and energy. I found out (with difficulty) that he proposed
+to go on to Hassan Abdal with the luggage that night by goods train;
+that we should find him there next morning, and that all would be
+right. So he departed, and we rolled ourselves up in our “resais,” and
+wondered how it would all turn out.
+
+On Friday morning we rattled out of Rawal Pindi about seven, and slowly
+wound through a rather stony and uninteresting country, until we
+arrived at the end of our railway journey about ten o’clock, and
+scrambled out at the little roadside station.
+
+Our excellent factotum, Sabz Ali, awaited us with a capacious landau,
+and informed us that the heavy baggage had gone on in the ekkas. So we
+set forth at once on our 42-mile drive to Abbotabad without “reposing
+for a time in the rich valley of Hussun Abdaul, which had always been a
+favourite resting-place of the Emperors in their annual migrations to
+Cashmere” (_Lalla Rookh_).
+
+The landau, though roomy and comfortable, was, like Una’s lion, a “most
+unhasty beast,” and we rolled quite slowly and deliberately over a
+distinctly uninteresting plain for about twenty miles, until we came to
+Haripur, a pretty village enclosed in a perfect mass of fruit trees in
+full bloom.
+
+Here we changed horses, and lunched at the dâk bungalow—a first and
+favourable experience of that useful institution. The dâk bungalow
+generally consists of a simple wooden building containing a dining-room
+and several bedrooms opening on to a verandah, which usually runs round
+three sides of the house. The furniture is strong and simple,
+consisting of tables, bedsteads, and some long chairs. A khansamah or
+cook provides food and liquor at a fixed and reasonable rate.
+
+Travellers are only permitted to remain for twenty-four hours if the
+rooms are wanted, each person paying one rupee (1s. 4d.) for a night,
+or half that amount for a mere day halt.
+
+The khansamah would appear to be the only functionary in residence
+until the hour of departure draws near, when a whole party of
+underlings—chowkidars, bheesties, and sweepers—appear from nowhere in
+particular; and the lordly traveller, having presented them with about
+twopence apiece, rolls off along the dusty white road, leaving the
+khansamah and his myrmidons salaaming on the verandah.
+
+We made the mistake of over-tipping at first in India, not realising
+that a couple of annas out here go as far as a shilling at home; but it
+is a mistake which should be rectified as soon as possible, for you get
+no credit for lavishness, but are merely regarded as a first-class
+idiot. No sane man would ever expend two annas where one would do!
+
+On leaving Haripur the road began to ascend a little, and at the
+village of Sultanpur we entered a valley, through which a shrunken
+stream ran, and which we crossed more than once.
+
+Then a long ascent of about eleven miles brought us near our
+destination.
+
+It had been threatening rain all the afternoon, and now the weather
+made its threat good, and the rain fell in earnest. It grew dark, too;
+and, finally, not having had any reply to my telegram to General Woon,
+we did not know whether we were expected or not.
+
+Sabz Ali, however, had no doubts on the matter. We were approaching his
+own particular country, and whether “Gen’l ’Oon Sahib” was there to
+entertain us or not, _he_ was; and so it was “alright.”
+
+Our poor horses were done to a turn, a heavy landau with five people in
+it, as well as a fair amount of luggage, being no trifle to drag up so
+long and steep a hill. So we had to walk up the last rise to the
+General’s house in the dark and rain, mildly cheered, however, by
+finding the two ekkas just arrived with the baggage.
+
+A most hearty greeting from my old friend and his charming wife awaited
+us, and after a hasty toilet and an excellent dinner we felt at peace
+with all the world.
+
+Both yesterday (Saturday) and to-day it has been cold and disagreeable.
+The past winter, I am told, has been a very severe one, and the
+melancholy brown skeletons of all the eucalyptus trees in the place
+show the dismal results of the frost.
+
+This forenoon the day darkened, and a very severe thunderstorm broke.
+So dark was it at lunch that candles had to be lighted in haste, and
+even now (4 P.M.) I can barely see to write.
+
+_Thursday, March_ 30.—Monday was showery, and Tuesday decidedly wet;
+but, in spite of the hospitable blandishments of our kind hosts, we
+were most anxious to get on, as, having arranged with the Smithsons to
+go into the Astor district to shoot, it was most important to reach
+Srinagar before the first of April—the day upon which the shooting
+passes were to be issued to sportsmen in rotation of application.
+Knowing that only ten passes were to be given for Astor, and that
+several men were ahead of me, I felt that we were running it somewhat
+fine to leave only three days for the journey.
+
+General Woon, who knew Kashmir well, did his very best to dissuade us
+from attempting the passes into Astor, reading to us gloomy extracts
+from his journal, and pointing out that it was no fit country for a
+lady in early spring.
+
+He did much to shake our enthusiasm, but still I felt we must do our
+best to “keep tryst” with the Smithsons. So, on Tuesday, we sent on the
+heavy luggage in two ekkas which Sabz Ali had procured, the two others
+being only hired from Hassan Abdal to Abbotabad.
+
+Sabz Ali had pointed out that, although he himself was a wonderful man,
+and could do almost, if not quite, everything, a second servant would
+be greatly to our (and his) advantage. So, acting on my permission, he
+engaged one Ayata—a gentle person of a sheep-like disposition, who did
+everything he was told, and nothing that he was told not to, during our
+sojourn in Kashmir.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV
+ABBOTABAD TO SRINAGAR
+
+
+Dismal tidings came in of floods and storms on the Hassan Abdal road.
+The river had swollen, and both men and beasts had been swept away
+while trying to cross. Undeterred, however, by such news, even when
+backed by warnings and persuasions from our friends, we set forth in
+the rain yesterday morning. The prospect was not cheerful—a grey veil
+of cloud lay over all the surrounding hills, here and there deepening
+into dark and angry thunder-clouds. The road was desperately heavy, but
+the General had most kindly sent on a pair of mules ahead, and, with
+another pair in the shafts, our own nags took a holiday as far as
+Manserah.
+
+The weather grew worse. It rained very heavily and thundered with great
+vigour, and as we straggled up the deeply-muddied slope to the dâk
+bungalow at Manserah we felt somewhat low; but we did not in the least
+realise what was before us!
+
+Our road had lain through fairly level plains, with low cuttings here
+and there, where the saturated soil was already beginning to give way
+and fall upon the road in untidy heaps; but this did not foreshadow
+what might occur later.
+
+At Manserah we met Hill and Hunt, two young gunners, _en route_ for
+Astor. They left in a tonga soon after we arrived, and we did not
+expect to see their speedier outfit again.
+
+Being pressed for time, we only had a cup of cocoa, and then hastened
+on our dismal career.
+
+The road grew steeper, winding over some low hills, but we could not
+see very much, as the whirling cloud masses blotted out all the view.
+By-and-by it bent towards a pine-clad hill, and began to ascend
+steeply. By this time we were very wet, as we had to walk up the hills
+to ease the horses. The scene was extraordinary, as the great
+thunder-clouds boiled up and over us—tawny yellow, and even orange in
+the lights, and dull and solid lead colour in the depths. The distance
+was invisible, but gleams now and again revealed, through the drifts of
+rain, wide stretches of cultivated land lying below us, and a ragged
+forest of pines piercing the mist above.
+
+Dripping, we walked by our wet horses up to the top of the pass, hoping
+for a swift and easy descent on the farther side to Ghari Habibullah,
+where we intended to sleep, as we had given up all idea of being able
+to get on to Domel.
+
+Presently the horses were pulled up sharply as a ton or two of rock and
+earth came crashing upon the road in front of us.
+
+More fallen masses encumbering the way farther on made us feel rather
+anxious, until, on rounding a corner, we found the whole road barred by
+a huge mass of rock and soil.
+
+It was blowing hard, the stormy wind striking chill and bleak through
+the bending pines; it was raining in torrents; it was 5 P.M., and we
+were still some six miles from the haven where we would be; so, after a
+short and utterly ineffectual attempt to get the carriage past the
+obstacle, Jane and I set off to walk down the hill and seek help.
+
+It was exciting, as we had to dodge the rock-falls and run past the
+shaky-looking places! At a turn of the road we came upon the gunners’
+tonga, embedded in a mud-slide. The occupants had had an escape from
+total wreck, as one of the ponies had swerved over the khud, but the
+other saved the situation by lying down in the mud! Hunt had gone off
+into the landscape to try for a village and help, while Hill remained
+to wrestle with the tonga, which, however, remained obstinately
+immovable. We could do nothing to mend matters, so we fled on, meeting
+Hunt, with a few natives and a shovel, on his way back to the scene of
+action.
+
+After an hour and a half of very anxious work, we emerged at dusk from
+the wood, hoping our troubles were over. We could dimly see, and hear,
+through the mist a stream below us; but, alas! no bridge was visible. I
+commandeered a man from the first hut we came to, and tried by signs to
+make him understand that he was to carry the lady across the river;
+but, luckily, just as we reached the bank of what was a very
+nasty-looking stream in full spate, the liberated tonga overtook us,
+and Jane was bundled into it, while we three men waded. The stream was
+strong and up to our knees, and level with the tonga floor, and the
+horses getting frightened began to jib. Hill seized one by the head,
+and Jane was safely drawn to shore and sent on her way under guidance
+of the driver, while we tramped on in the dark until a second torrent
+barred our way. Here, in the gloom, we made out the tonga empty, and
+stuck fast against the far bank. It was all right though, for Jane had
+crawled out at the front and wandered on in search of the dâk bungalow,
+leaving the driver squatting helplessly beside the water.
+
+It was so dark that she missed the bungalow, which stands a little
+above the road, and struggled on till she came to a small cluster of
+native huts. One of the inhabitants, on being boldly accosted, was good
+enough to point out the way, and so the re-united party—tired, wet, and
+with no prospect of dry clothing—took possession of the
+cheerless-looking dâk bungalow. Things now began to improve. To our joy
+we found our ekkas with their contents drawn up in the yard. And while
+a fire was being encouraged into a blaze, and the lean fowl was being
+captured and slain on the back premises, we obtained dry garments—of
+sorts—from the baggage.
+
+Madame’s dinner costume consisted of a blue flannel garment—nocturnal
+by design—delicately covered by a quilted dressing-gown, and the rest
+of us were _en suite_, a great lack of detail as to collars and
+foot-wear being apparent! Nevertheless, the fire blazed royally, and we
+ate up all the old hen and called for more, and prepared to make a
+night of it until, about ten o’clock, our bearer Sabz Ali appeared,
+with a train of coolies carrying our bedding and the other contents of
+the derelict carriage.
+
+This morning the two young gunners departed on foot, leaving their
+tonga, as the road to Domel is reported to be quite impassable. They
+intend to walk by a short cut over the hills, and get on as best they
+may, the race for Astor being a keen one.
+
+We decided to remain here, the weather being still gloomy and
+unsettled, and the road being impossible for a lady.
+
+At noon the landau was brought in, minus a step and very dirty, but
+otherwise “unwounded from the dreadful close.”
+
+Ghari Habibullah is not at all a cheerful spot, as it appears, the
+centre of a grey haze, with dense mist low down on the surrounding
+mountains. Sabz Ali, too, complains of fever, which is not surprising
+after the wetting and exposure of yesterday; and when a native gets
+“fever” he curls up and is fit for nothing, and won’t try.
+
+The dâk bungalow stands on a little plateau overlooking the road and a
+swift river, whose tawny waves were loaded with mud washed from the
+hills by recent storms. On a slope opposite, the queer, flat-roofed
+native village perched, and above it swirled a misty pall which hid all
+but the bases of the hills. To this village we strolled, but it was not
+interesting; the inhabitants did not seem wildly friendly, and the mud
+and dirt and dogs were discouraging. So we roamed along the Domel road
+till we came to a high cliff of conglomerate, which had recently been
+shedding boulders over the track to an alarming extent; so, deciding
+that it would be merely silly to risk getting our heads cracked, we
+turned back, and, re-crossing the river, clambered up a steep path
+above the right bank. Here we soon found great rents and rifts where
+falling rocks had come bounding down the steeps from above, so once
+more we turned tail, and, giving up the idea of any more country walks
+in that region, betook ourselves to the gloomy and chilly bungalow. The
+only really delightful things we saw during our doleful excursion were
+a lovely clump of big, rose-coloured primula, drooping from the clefts
+of a steep rock, and a pair of large and handsome kingfishers,[1]
+pursuing their graceful avocations by a roadside pool—their white
+breasts, ruddy flanks, and gleaming blue backs giving a welcome note of
+colour to the sedate and misty grey of the landscape.
+
+[1] _N. Smyrnensis_ (?).
+
+
+_Tuesday, April_ 4.—Thirty-six hours of Ghari Habibullah give ample
+time for the loneliest recluse to pant for the bustle of a livelier
+world. We were so bored on Thursday that we determined to push on,
+_coûte que coûte_, on Friday morning, although a note sent back by one
+of the gunners from Domel, by a coolie, informed us that the road about
+a mile short of that place was completely blocked by a fallen mass of
+some hundreds of tons.
+
+Our henchman having somewhat recovered of his fever, thanks to a
+generous exhibition of quinine, we gave the order to pack and start,
+hoping to achieve the twelve miles which separated us from Domel, even
+though the last bit had to be done on foot. About two miles from Ghari
+Habibullah we came to the Kashmir custom-house, presided over by a
+polite gentleman, whose brilliant purple beard was a joy to look upon.
+
+Most of the elderly natives dye their beards with, I think, henna,
+producing a fine orange effect, but purple…!
+
+_Bottom_. What beard were I best to play it in?
+
+_Quince_. Why, what you will.
+
+_Bottom_. I will discharge it in either your straw-coloured beard, your
+orange-tawny beard, your purple-in-grain beard, or your
+French-crown-colour beard, your perfect yellow
+
+_Midsummer Night’s Dream_,
+Act I. Sc. 2.
+
+
+“What _coloured beard_ comes next by the window?”
+
+“A black man’s, I think.”
+
+“I think a _red_: for that is most in fashion.”
+
+RAM ALLY.
+
+
+Truly, until I beheld that tax-gatherer of the Orient, I had no idea
+that the “purple-in-grain” beard existed outside a poet’s fancy!
+
+The road took us along the left bank of the river, whose soil-stained
+waters churned their way through a wild and rocky gorge. On our left
+the mountain rose bare and steep, fringed with a few straggling bushes,
+and here and there a clinging patch of rose-coloured primula. Part of
+the conglomerate cliff had come down and obliterated the road, but a
+party of coolies was busily at work, and, after about an hour’s delay,
+we triumphantly bumped our way past.
+
+The road now led steadily upward, leaving an ever-increasing slope (or
+khud) between it and the river, until it attained a height of over a
+thousand feet, when, turning to the left, it swung over the watershed,
+and began to descend into the valley of the Kishenganga. Through the
+haze we could make out Domel, our goal, lying far below, and then the
+old Sikh fort of Musafferabad.
+
+The road was so encumbered with rock-falls that we walked the greater
+part of it, until we came to the new bridge over the Kishenganga, whose
+dark red waters rush into the Jhelum about a mile below.
+
+Here was Musafferabad, the whole place a confused jumble of wheeled
+traffic caught up by the big landslip in front. Passing, amid the
+chatter and clamour of men and beasts, through the medley of
+bullock-carts and ekkas that crowded every available space, we hauled
+the carriage through the bed of a watercourse whose bridge was broken.
+Up over the prostrate trunk of a fallen tree we regained the road, to
+find ourselves in front of the big landslip of which we had been
+warned. It consisted of some thousands of tons of dark red mud and
+loose boulders, and it blocked the road for fully a couple of hundred
+yards.
+
+A large and energetic swarm of coolies was busily engaged in “tidying
+up.” This was apparently to be achieved by means of shovels, each
+little shovel worked by two men—one to shovel, and the other to assist
+in raising it when full by means of a little rope round the head. This
+labour had to be lubricated by much conversation.
+
+It seemed upon the whole unlikely that a path could be made for a
+considerable time, so we lunched peacefully in the carriage, a pair of
+extremely friendly crows assisting at the feast, and then, leaving our
+landau to follow as best it might, we walked into Domel, crossing the
+Jhelum by a fine bridge.
+
+The dâk bungalow, prettily placed in a clump of trees, seemed the abode
+of luxury to us after the discomfort of Ghari Habibullah, and we fondly
+hoped that, being now upon the main road which runs from Rawal Pindi to
+Srinagar, our troubles were over.
+
+Saturday was the 1st of April, the day upon which I should have applied
+for my pass for Astor. Wiring to Srinagar to explain that I was in
+Kashmir territory (which I subsequently found was enough to entitle me
+to a pass), and also to Smithson to say that we were making the best of
+our way to join him, we “took the road” after breakfast.
+
+The carriage and the two ekkas had come in early, having been unloaded
+and then carried bodily over the “slide.”
+
+A broad and smooth road, whose gentle gradient of ascent was merely
+sufficient to keep us level with the river bank, opened up an alluring
+prospect of ease and comfort. We lay back on our comfortable cushions
+and watched the clouds as they swept over the mountains, hiding all but
+occasional glimpses of snow-streaked slopes and steep and barren
+ridges.
+
+The valley of the Jhelum between Domel and Ghari is not
+beautiful—merely wide and desolate, with steep hills rising from the
+river, their lower slopes sparsely clad with leafless scrub, their
+shoulders merging into the dull mist which hangs around their invisible
+summits.
+
+Alas! it soon became apparent that our troubles were not over. The
+cliffs above us became steeper, and the familiar boulder reappeared
+upon the road. Small landslips gave us a good deal of trouble, although
+we had no serious difficulty before reaching Ghari. Here we were told
+that a complete “solution of continuity” in the road at Mile 46 would
+prevent our reaching Chakhoti, so we reluctantly decided to remain
+where we were for the night. Although a cold and dull spring afternoon
+is not exciting at Ghari, where distractions are decidedly scanty, we
+found interest in the discovery of the Smithsons’ heavy luggage, which
+had been sent on from Rawal Pindi ages ago. Here it lay in the peaceful
+backwater of a native caravansary, piled high on a bullock-cart, whose
+placid team lay near pensively chewing the “cud of sweet and bitter
+fancy,” and apparently quite innocent of any intention of moving for a
+week or two!
+
+We extracted the charioteers from a neighbouring hut, and gave them to
+understand, by means of Sabz Ali, that hanging was the least annoyance
+they would suffer if they didn’t get under way “ek dam” at once. They
+promptly promised that their oxen—like Pegasus—should fly on the wings
+of the wind, and, having seen us safely round a corner, departed
+peacefully to eat another lotus.
+
+The luggage arrived in Srinagar towards the end of the month.
+
+Sunday morning saw us again battling with a perfect coruscation of
+landslips; so “jumpy” was it in many places that we sat with the
+carriage doors ajar, in hopes that a timely dart out might enable us to
+evade a falling rock. At Mile 46 we were held up for an hour until a
+ramp was made over a bad slide, and the carriage and ekkas were
+unloaded and got across. The landau looked for all the world like a
+great dead beetle surrounded by ants, as, man-handled by a swarm of
+coolies, it was hauled, step by step, over the improvised track. A
+landau is not at all a suitable or convenient carriage for this sort of
+work, and had we guessed what was before us we should most certainly
+have employed the handier tonga.
+
+The road to-day, cut as it was out of the steep flank of the mountain,
+was magnificent, but, in its present condition, nerve-shattering.
+Fallen boulders and innumerable mud-slides constantly forced us to get
+out and walk, while the sturdy little horses tugged the carriage
+through places where the near wheels were frequently within a few
+inches of the broken edge of the road, while far below Jhelum roared
+hungrily as he foamed by the foot of a sheer precipice.
+
+Reaching Chakhoti about four o’clock, we decided to remain there for
+the night, as it was growing late and the weather looked gloomy and
+threatening. Although we had only achieved a short stage of twenty-one
+miles, there was no suitable place for a night’s halt until Uri,
+distant some thirteen miles and all uphill.
+
+About half a mile above Chakhoti there is a rope bridge over the
+Jhelum, and after tea we set forth to inspect it.
+
+The river is here about 150 yards wide and extremely swift, and I
+confess the means of crossing it, although practised with perfect
+confidence by the natives, did not appeal to me.
+
+From two great uprights, formed from solid tree-trunks, three strong
+ropes were stretched—the upper two parallel, and the third, about four
+feet lower, was equidistant from each.
+
+These three ropes were kept in their relative positions by wooden
+stretchers—something like great merrythoughts, lashed at intervals of a
+few yards—
+
+“And up and down the people go,”
+
+
+stepping delicately upon the lower rope, and holding on to the upper
+ones with their hands. The uncomfortable part seemed to the unpractised
+European to be where the graceful sweep of the long ropes brought the
+traveller to within a painfully close distance of the hurrying, hungry
+water, before he began to slither circumspectly up the farther slope!
+
+We stood for some little time watching the natives going to and fro,
+passing one another with perfect ease by means of a dexterous squirm,
+and carrying loads on their backs, or live fowls under their arms, with
+the utmost unconcern.
+
+We left Chakhoti early this morning—Tuesday—with the intention of
+getting right through to Baramula. The road was of course extremely
+bad, and the long ascent to Uri very hard upon our willing little nags.
+Of course they have had a remarkably easy time of it lately, as we have
+been limited to very short stages, and they are in excellent hard
+condition, so that we felt it no great hardship to ask them to do
+forty-two miles: albeit to drag a heavy landau containing five people
+and a good deal of luggage for that distance, with a rise of over 2000
+feet, is a heavy demand upon a single pair of horses!
+
+The scenery was very fine as we toiled up the gorge, in which Uri
+stands on a plateau over the river and guards the pass into Kashmir
+valley.
+
+The ruins of an ancient fort rose on the near edge of the little plain.
+The Jhelum tore through a rocky gorge far below, and a dark semi-circle
+of mountains stood steeply up, their cloud-hidden summits giving
+fleeting glimpses of snow and precipice and pine-clad corries as the
+sun now and again shot through the clinging vapours.
+
+The dâk bungalow of Uri, white and clean, was most attractive, and I
+should imagine the place to be charming in summer, but as yet the short
+crisp turf is still brown from recent snow, and although hot in the
+sun, which now began to shine steadily, it was extremely cold in the
+shade, while lunch (or should I say “tiffin”?) was being got ready. I
+strolled over to the post-office to find—as usual—another urgent wire
+from Smithson several days old, beseeching me to secure my pass for
+Astor at once. Directly after lunch we set forward, and as the road on
+leaving Uri takes a long bend of some miles to the right to a point
+where the Haji Pir River is crossed, and then sweeps back along its
+right hank to a spot almost opposite the dâk bungalow, we thought that
+a short cut down to the water, which from our height seemed quite
+insignificant, and thence up to the road on the other side, would be a
+desirable stroll. As we walked down the steep path into the nullah a
+brace of red-legged partridges (chikor) rose in a great fuss, and
+sailed gaily across the river, whose roaring gained ominously in volume
+as we drew near. It soon became plain to us that everything is on a
+very big scale in this country, and that the clearness of the
+atmosphere helps to delude the unwary stranger. The little stream that
+seemed to require but an occasional stepping-stone to enable us to pass
+over dry-shod, proved in the first place to be much farther off than we
+had supposed, and when, after a hot scramble, we found ourselves on the
+bank, the stepping-stones were no more, but only here and there we saw
+the shoulders of huge rocks which doggedly threw aside the flying foam
+of a fair-sized river. It was obviously impossible to cross except by
+deep wading, but, being unwilling to own defeat, I yelled to a brown
+native on the far bank, and made signs that he should come and do beast
+of burthen. He, however, stolidly shook his head, pointed to the water,
+and then to his chest, and finally we sadly and wrathfully toiled back
+to the road we had so lightly left, and expended all our energies on
+attracting the notice of the carriage, which, having crossed the
+bridge, was crawling along the opposite face of the nullah, and when,
+after a hot three miles, we once more embedded ourselves amongst the
+cushions with a sigh of relief, we swore off short cuts for the future.
+
+We had been warned at Uri that there was a “bad place” at Mile 73, and
+sure enough, on rounding a bend, we came upon the familiar mass of
+semi-liquid red earth and a pile of boulders heaped across the road,
+the khud side of which had entirely given way. The usual crowd of
+coolies was busily engaged in trying to clear the obstruction by means
+of toothpicks and teaspoons.
+
+We quitted the carriage with a celerity engendered of much practice,
+and, having crossed the obstacle on foot, sat down to await the coming
+of our conveyance.
+
+It seemed perfectly marvellous that the heavy vehicle could be safely
+got over a jagged avalanche of earth and rock piled some eight or ten
+feet above the roadway, and having an almost sheer drop to the river
+entirely unguarded for some hundred yards, where the retaining parapet
+and even some of the road itself had gone.
+
+Amid much apparent confusion and tremendous chattering, a sort of rough
+ramp was engineered up the slip, and presently the horseless landau
+appeared borne in triumph by a mob of coolies superintended by our
+priceless Sabz Ali.
+
+For a minute we held our breath as one of the near wheels lipped the
+edge of the chasm, but the thing was judged to an inch, and in due time
+the sturdy chestnuts, the two ekkas, and all the luggage were assembled
+on the right side of what proved to be the last of the really bad
+slips.
+
+The road engineer, who arrived in great state on a motor cycle while we
+were executing the portage, told us that there were no more
+difficulties, but an officer who was going out, and whose tonga was
+checked also at the big slip, informed us that about a mile farther
+were two great boulders on the road, lying so that although a short
+vehicle such as a tonga or motor cycle could wriggle round, yet a long
+four-wheeled landau could not possibly execute the serpentine curve
+required.
+
+We therefore requisitioned a few coolies with crowbars, and set forward
+to attack the boulders. Sure enough there were two beauties, placed so
+that we could not possibly get by, until a large slice was chipped from
+the inner side of each.
+
+This done, our most excellent and skilful driver piloted his ponies
+through the narrow strait, and we felt that, at last, our troubles were
+over, and that we could breathe freely and admire at leisure the snowy
+peaks of the Kaj-nag beyond the Jhelum, and the rough wooded heights
+that frowned upon our right.
+
+I confess the relief was great, as we had endured six days of incessant
+strain on our nerves, never knowing when a turn of the road might bring
+us to an impassable break, or when the conglomerate cliffs beetling
+above might shed a boulder or two upon us!
+
+Passing the somewhat uninviting little village of Rampur, we crossed a
+torrent pouring out of a dark pine-clad gorge, and halted for tea by
+the curious ruined temple of Bhanyar. The building consists of a
+rectangular wall, cloistered on two sides of the interior and
+surrounding a small temple approached by a dilapidated flight of stone
+steps. I regret to be obliged to own that I know but a mere smattering
+of architecture. I do not feel competent therefore to discuss this, the
+first Kashmiri temple I have seen, upon its architectural merits. I
+only know that it struck me as being extremely small, and principally
+interesting from its magnificent background of shaggy forest and
+snow-capped mountain.
+
+Tea on a short smooth sward, starred with yellow colchicum, while the
+carriage, travel-stained and with one step lacking, stood on the road
+hard by, and the horses nibbled invigorating lumps of “gram” and
+molasses. Then the etna was returned to the “allo bagh” (yellow bag)
+and the tea things to the tiffin basket, and away we went along the now
+smooth and level road with only fifteen easy miles between us and
+Baramula.
+
+The vegetation had gradually grown much richer. The sparse and
+storm-buffeted pines and the rough scrub merged into a tangled mass of
+undergrowth and forest, where silver firs and deodars rose conspicuous.
+The little streams that rushed down the hillsides were fringed with
+maidenhair fern, lighted up here and there with a bunch of pink primula
+or a tiny cluster of dog violets.
+
+Jhelum had ceased from roaring, pursuing his placid path unwitting of
+the rush and fury that would befall him lower down, and by-and-by we
+emerged from the dark and forest-covered gorge into a wide basin where
+the river, now smooth and oily, reflected tall poplars and the red
+shoots of young dogwood.
+
+Through a village, round a sweep to the left, over a tract said to be
+much frequented by serpents, and then in the deepening and chilly dusk
+we made out Baramula, lying engirdled by a belt of poplars about a mile
+away.
+
+Glad were we, and probably gladder still our weary horses, to draw up
+before the uninviting-looking dâk bungalow, knowing that only
+thirty-five miles of level and open road lay now between us and
+Srinagar.
+
+The dâk bungalow of Baramula is, upon the whole, the worst we have yet
+sampled. No fire seemed able to impart any cheerfulness to the gloomy
+den we were shown into, and the dinner finally produced by the
+khansamah-kitmaghar-chowkidar (for a single tawny-bearded ruffian
+represented all these functionaries when the morning tip fell due) was
+not of an exhilarating nature. Strolling out to have a look at the town
+of Baramula, I shivered to see a heap of snow piled up against the
+wall. It snowed here, heavily, three days ago, I am told.
+
+We have not been, so far, altogether lucky in the weather. Bitter cold
+in Europe, cold at Port Saïd and Suez, chilly in the Red Sea, and wet
+at Aden! Distinctly chilly in India, excepting during the day; we seem
+to have hit off the most backward spring known here for many years. The
+Murree route, which was closed to us by snow, should have been clear a
+month earlier, and spring here seems not yet to have begun.
+
+_April_ 5.—We crept shivering to our beds last night, to be awakened at
+6 A.M. by an earthquake!
+
+I had just realised what the untoward commotion meant when I heard Jane
+from under her “resai” ask, “What _is_ the matter—is it an earthquake?”
+Almost before I could reply, she was up and away, in a fearful hurry
+and very little else, towards the open country.
+
+I followed, but finding hoar-frost on the ground and a nipping
+eagerness in the air, I went back for a “resai.” The feeling was that
+of going into one’s cabin in a breeze of wind, and the door was
+flapping about. Seizing the wrap in some haste, as I was afraid of the
+door jamming, I rejoined Jane in the open, to watch the poplars swaying
+like drunken men and the solid earth bulging unpleasantly. The shock
+lasted for three minutes, and when it seemed quite over we retired to
+our beds to try to get warm again.
+
+The morning at breakfast-time was perfectly beautiful. Baramula lay
+serenely mirrored in the silver waters of the Jhelum, its picturesque
+brown wooden houses clustering on both banks, and joining hands by
+means of a long brown wooden bridge. No signs of any unusual
+disturbance could be seen among the chattering crews of the snaky
+little boats and deep-laden “doungas” that lined the banks or furrowed
+the waters of the shining river.
+
+We left Baramula in high spirits to accomplish the five-and-thirty
+miles which still stretched between us and Srinagar. The scenery was
+quite different from anything we had yet known, for now we were in the
+broad flat valley of Kashmir, which stretches for some eighty miles
+from beyond Islamabad, on the N.E., to Baramula, planted at the neck
+where the Jhelum River, after spreading itself abroad through the
+fertile plain, concentrates to pour its many waters through the
+mountain barrier until it joins the Indus far away in Sind.
+
+A broad and level road stretched straight and white between a double
+row of stark poplars, reminding one of the poplar-guarded ways of
+Picardy; also (as in France) not only were the miles marked, but also
+the thirty-two subdivisions thereof. On the right hand the ground
+sloped slowly up in a succession of wooded heights, the foothills of
+the Pir Panjal, whose snow-crowned peaks enclose the Kashmir valley on
+the south. Opposite, through a maze of leafless trees, one caught
+occasional gleams of water where the winding reaches of the river
+flowed gently from the turquoise haze where lay the Wular Lake, and
+beyond—clear and pale in the clear, crisp air—shone a glorious range of
+snow mountains, stretching away past where we knew Srinagar must lie,
+to be lost in the distant haze where sky and mountain merged in the
+north-east.
+
+By the roadside we passed many small lakes, or “jheels,” full of duck,
+but as there was never any cover by the sides I could not see how the
+duck were to be approached.
+
+We lunched at the fascinating little bungalow at Patan (pronounced
+“Puttun”), about half-way between Baramula and Srinagar. The Rest House
+stands back from an apparently extremely populous and thriving village,
+the inhabitants whereof were all engaged in conversation of a highly
+animated kind! In the compound stood a fine group of chenar trees
+(_Platanus orientalis_) whose noble trunks and graceful branches showed
+in striking contrast to the slender stems of the poplars. The
+guide-book informed us that an ancient temple lay in ruins near by, but
+we trusted to a later visit and determined to push on. By-and-by a
+fort-crowned hill rose above the tree-tops. This we took to be Hari
+Parbat, the ancient citadel of Srinagar, and presently, through the
+poplars and the willows queer wooden huts or châlets began to appear,
+and the increasing number of men and beasts upon the road showed the
+proximity of the city.
+
+Ekkas, white-hooded, with jingling bells hung round the scraggy necks
+of their lean ponies; brown men clad in sort of night-shirts composed
+of mud-coloured rags; brown dogs, humpy cattle, and children
+innumerable, swarmed upon the causeway in ever-increasing density until
+we drew up at the custom-house, and the usual jabber took place among
+Sabz Ali, the driver, and the officials.
+
+All appeared satisfactory, however, and we were presented with bits of
+brown paper scrawled over with hieroglyphics which we took to be
+passes, and drove on, leaving the native town apparently on our left
+and making a détour through level fields and between rows of poplars,
+until we swung round and crossed the river by a fine bridge. Here we
+first got some idea of the city of Srinagar, which lay spread around
+us, bisected by the broad, but apparently far from sluggish river,
+which seems here to be about the width of the Thames at Westminster at
+high water.
+
+Tier upon tier, the rickety wooden houses crowded either bank, the
+prevailing brown being oddly lighted up by the roofs, which were
+frequently covered with deep green turf. Here and there the steep and
+peculiar dome of a Hindu temple flashed like polished silver in the
+keen sunlight, while around and beyond all rose the ring of the
+everlasting hills, their peaks clear, yet soft, against a background of
+cloudless blue.
+
+Close below us stood a remarkably picturesque pile of buildings, of a
+mixed style of architecture, yet harmonising well enough as a whole
+with its surroundings. Over it flew a great “banner with a strange
+device,” and we assumed (and rightly) that we looked upon the palace of
+His Highness Sir Pratab Singh, Maharajah of Jammu and Kashmir.
+
+Crossing the river, we dived into a bit of the native town, and were
+much struck by the want of colour as compared with an Indian street.
+Everything seemed steeped in the same neutral brown—houses, boats,
+people, and dogs! Emerging from the native street, with its open
+shop-fronts and teeming life, we drove for some little way along a
+straight level road, flanked, as usual, on either side by poplars of
+great size which ran through a brown, flat field, showing traces of
+recent snow, and finally finished our two-hundred-mile drive in front
+of the one and only hotel in all Kashmir.
+
+Our two little chestnuts, which had brought us right through from
+Chakhoti to Srinagar—a distance of about seventy-eight miles—in two
+days, were as lively and fit as possible, and playfully nibbled at each
+other’s noses as they were walked off to their well-earned rest.
+
+The ekka horses, too, had brought our heavy luggage all the way from
+Abbotabad over a shocking road in the most admirable manner, and we had
+every reason to congratulate ourselves on having entrusted the
+arrangement of the whole business—the “bandobast” in native parlance—to
+our henchman Sabz Ali, who had thus proved himself an energetic and
+trustworthy organiser, and saving financier to the extent of some
+twenty rupees.
+
+I may emphasise here the importance of keeping one’s heavy baggage in
+sight, herding on the ekkas in front, if possible, and keeping a wary
+eye and a firm hand on the drivers at all halts. The Smithsons, who had
+sent on their gear from Rawal Pindi some days before we got there, did
+not receive it in Srinagar until the 22nd of April. It took about five
+weeks to do the journey, and the rifle which I was obliged to leave in
+Karachi on the 19th of March finally turned up in Srinagar, after an
+infuriating and vain expenditure of telegrams, on the 1st of May!
+
+Of course, part of the delay was due, and all was attributed, to the
+unusually bad state of the roads. The heavy storms and floods which, by
+wrecking the road, had delayed us so much, naturally checked the heavy
+transport still more; and severe congestion of bullock-carts resulted
+at all the halting-places along the route. Still, the main cause of
+delay lies in the fact that the monopoly of transport has been granted
+by the Maharajah to one Danjibhoy, who charges what he pleases, and
+takes such time over his arrangements as suits his Oriental mind.
+
+The motto over the Transport Office door might well be “_Ohne Hast—mit
+Rast_!”
+
+The other (much-cherished) monopoly in this favoured land is that
+enjoyed by Mr. Nedou, the owner of THE HOTEL in Kashmir.
+
+We were advised when at Lahore to approach Mr. Nedou (who winters in
+his branch there) with many salaams and much “kow-towing,” in order to
+make a certainty of being received into his select circle in Kashmir.
+The great man was quite kind, and promised that he would do his best
+for us; and he was as good as his word, as we were immediately welcomed
+and permitted to add two to the four persons already inhabiting the
+hostelry. I confess that, even after a dâk bungalow of the most
+inferior quality—such as that at Ghari Habibullah or Baramula—Mr.
+Nedou’s hotel fails to impress one with an undue sense of luxury. In
+fact, it presented an even desolate and forlorn appearance with its
+gloomy and chilly passages and cheerless bed-vaults.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V
+FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF SRINAGAR
+
+
+We learnt that the earthquake of this morning was far more than the
+ordinary affair that we had taken it to be. The hotel showed signs of a
+struggle for existence. Large cracks in the plaster, spanned by strips
+of paper gummed across to show if they widened, and little heaps of
+crumbled mortar on the floors, betrayed that the grip of mother earth
+had been no feeble one.
+
+Telegrams from Lahore inquired if the rumour was true that Srinagar had
+been much damaged, and reported an awful destruction and loss of life
+at Dharmsala. I think if we had fully known what an earthquake really
+meant, we should not have so calmly gone back to bed again!
+
+The advent of Mrs. Smithson upon the scene relieved a certain anxiety
+which we had felt as to immediate plans. The idea of rushing into Astor
+had been given up, we found—not so much on account of our tardy
+arrival, permits being still obtainable, but on account of the
+impossibility—at any rate for ladies—of forcing the high passes which
+the late season has kept safely sealed.
+
+Walter, having pawed the ground in feverish impatience for some days,
+had gone off into a region said to be full of bara singh; so we decided
+to possess our souls in patience for a little time, and remain quietly
+in Srinagar. Accordingly, instead of unpacking our “detonating
+musquetoons,” we exhumed our evening clothes, and began life in
+Srinagar with a cheerful dinner at the Residency.
+
+_Friday, April 7th_.—We are evidently somewhat premature here as far as
+climate goes. The weather since our arrival has become cold and grey,
+and we have seemed on the verge of another snowfall. However, the clerk
+of the weather has refrained from such an insult, contenting himself
+with sending a breeze down upon us fresh from the “Roof of the World,”
+and laden with the chilly moisture of the snows. We have consumed great
+quantities of wood, vainly endeavouring to warm up the den which Mr.
+Nedou has let to us as a sitting-room. Fires are not the fashion in the
+public rooms—probably because the only “public” besides ourselves
+consist of one or two enterprising sportsmen, who doubtless are
+acclimatising themselves to camp life amid the snows, and have implored
+the proprietor to save his fuel and keep the outer doors open.
+
+Yesterday, we went on a shopping excursion down the river, our “hansom”
+being a long narrow sort of canoe, propelled and dexterously steered by
+four or five paddlers, whose mode of _digging_ along by means of their
+heart-shaped blades reminded me not a little of the Kroo boys paddling
+a fish-canoe off Elmina on the Gold Coast.
+
+We embarked close to the back of the hotel, at the Chenar Bagh, and
+went gaily enough down the strong current of what we took to be an
+affluent of the Jhelum. As a matter of fact, the European quarter forms
+an island, low and perfectly flat, the banks of which are heaped into a
+high dyke or “bund,” washed on one side (the south) by the main river,
+and on the other by the Sunt-i-kul Canal, down which we have been
+paddling.
+
+The river life was most fascinating—crowds of heavy doungas lay moored
+along the banks—their long, low bodies covered in by matting, and their
+extremities sloping up into long peaked platforms for the crew.
+These—many of them women and children—were all clothed in
+neutral-tinted gowns, the only bit of colour being an occasional note
+of red or white in the puggaree of the men or skull-cap of the
+children. The married women invariably wore whity-brown veils over the
+head. The wooden houses that lined the banks were all in the general
+low scheme of colour, but a peculiar charm was added by the roofs
+covered in thick, green turf.
+
+Srinagar has been called the “Venice of the East,” and, inasmuch as
+waterways form the main thoroughfares in both, there is a certain
+resemblance. Shikaras (the Kashmiri canoes) are first-cousins to
+gondolas—rather poor relations perhaps; both are dingy and clumsy in
+appearance, and both are managed with an extraordinary dexterity by
+their navigators.
+
+Both cities are “smelly,” though Venice, even at its worst, stands many
+degrees above the incredible filth of Srinagar.
+
+Finally—both cities are within sight of snowy ranges; although it seems
+hardly fair to place in comparison the majestic range that overhangs
+Srinagar and the somewhat distant and sketchy view of the Alps as seen
+from Venice.
+
+Here, I think, all resemblance ceases. The charm of Venice lies in its
+architecture, its art treasures, its historical memories, and its
+interesting people.
+
+Srinagar has no architecture in particular, being but a picturesque
+chaos of tumble-down wooden shanties. It has no history worth speaking
+of, and its inhabitants are—and apparently have always been—a poor lot.
+
+Shopping in Srinagar is not pure and unadulterated joy. Down the river,
+spanned by its seven bridges, amidst a network of foul-smelling alleys,
+you are dragged to the emporiums of the native merchants whose
+advertisements flare upon the river banks, and who, armed with cards,
+and possessed of a wonderful supply of the English language, swarm
+around the victim at every landing-place, and almost tear one another
+in pieces while striving to obtain your custom.
+
+Samad Shall, in a conspicuous hoarding, announces that he can—and
+will—supply you with anything you may desire, including money—for he
+proclaims himself to be a banker.
+
+Ganymede, in his own opinion, is the only wood-carver worth attention.
+
+Suffering Moses is the prince of workers in lacquer, according to his
+own showing.
+
+The nose of the boat grates up against the slimy step of the
+landing-place, and you plunge forthwith into Babel.
+
+“Will you come to my shop?”
+
+“No—you are going somewhere else.”
+
+“After?”
+
+“Perhaps!”
+
+“To-day, master?”
+
+“No—no time to-day.”
+
+“To-morrow, then—I got very naice kyriasity [curiosity]—to-morrow,
+master—what time?”
+
+“Oh! get out! and leave me alone.”
+
+“I send boat for you—ten o’clock to-morrow?”
+
+“No.”
+
+“Twelve o’clock?” &c. &c.
+
+After a short experience of Kashmiri pertinacity and business methods,
+you cease from politeness and curtly threaten the river.
+
+Certainly the Kashmiri are exceedingly clever and excellent workers in
+many ways. Their modern embroideries (the old shawl manufacture is
+totally extinct) are beautiful and artistic. Their wood-carving, almost
+always executed in rich brown walnut, is excellent; and their _old_
+papier-mâché lacquer is very good. The tendency, however, is
+unfortunately to abandon their own admirable designs, and assimilate or
+copy Western ideas as conveyed in very doubtful taste by English
+visitors.
+
+The embroidery has perhaps kept its individuality the best, although
+the trail of the serpent as revealed in “quaint” Liberty or South
+Kensington designs is sometimes only too apparent. Certain
+plants—Lotus, Iris, Chenar leaf, and so-called Dal Lake leaves, as well
+as various designs taken from the old Kashmir shawls, give scope to the
+nimble brains and fingers of the embroiderers, who, by-the-bye, are all
+male.
+
+Their colours, almost invariably obtained from native dyes, are
+excellent, and they rarely make a mistake in taste.
+
+The coarser work in wool on cushions, curtains, and thick white numdahs
+is most effective and cheap.
+
+Curiously enough, the best of these numdahs (which make capital rugs or
+bath blankets) are made in Yarkand; and Stein, in his _Sand-Buried
+Cities of Kotan_, found in ancient documents, of the third century or
+so, “the earliest mention of the felt-rugs or ‘numdahs’ so familiar to
+Anglo-Indian use, which to this day form a special product of Kotan
+home industry, and of which large consignments are annually exported to
+Ladak and Kashmir.”
+
+The manufacture of carpets is receiving attention, and Messrs. Mitchell
+own a large carpet factory. Designs and colours are good, but the
+prices are not low enough to enable them to compete with the cheap
+Indian makes; nor, I make bold to say, is the quality such as to
+justify high prices. The shop of Mohamed Jan is well worth a visit, for
+three good reasons—first, because his Oriental carpets from Penjdeh and
+Khiva are of the best; second, because his house is one of the first
+specimens of a high-class native dwelling existing; and third, because
+he never worries his customers nor touts for orders—but, then, he is a
+Persian, and not a Kashmiri!
+
+The famous shawls which fetched such prices in England in early
+Victorian days are no longer valued, having suffered an eclipse similar
+to that undergone by the pictures of certain early Victorian Royal
+Academicians, and the loss of the shawl trade was a severe blow to
+Kashmir. With the exception of occasional specimens of these shawls,
+which, however, can be bought cheaper at sales in London, there are no
+_old_ embroideries to be got.
+
+The wood-carving industry, too, is quite modern; but, although of great
+excellence and ingenuity in manipulation, it does not appeal to me,
+being too florid and copious in its application of design. A restless
+confusion of dragons from Leh, lotus from the Dal Lake, and the
+ever-present chenar leaf, hobnob together with British—very
+British—crests and monograms on the tops of tables and the seats of
+chairs—portions of the furniture that should be left severely plain.
+
+British taste is usually bad, and to it, and not to Kashmiri
+initiative, must be ascribed the production of such exotic works as
+bellows embellished with chaste designs of lotus-buds, and afternoon
+tea-tables flaunting coats-of-arms (doubtless dating from the
+Conquest), beautifully carved in high relief just where the tray—the
+bottom of which is probably ornamented with a flowing design of raised
+flowers—should rest!
+
+The lacquered papier-maché work—often extremely pretty when left to its
+own proper Cabul pattern or other native design—aims too often at
+attracting the eye of the mighty hunter by introducing an inappropriate
+markhor’s head. The old lacquer-work is difficult to get, and, when
+obtained, is high in price; but comparison between the old and the new
+shows the gulf that lies between the loving and skilful labour of the
+artist and the stupid and generally “scamped” achievement of him who
+merely “knocks off” candlesticks and tobacco-boxes by the score, to
+sell to the English visitor—papier-maché being superseded by wood, and
+lacquer by paint.
+
+The workers in silver, copper, and brass are many, but their
+productions are usually rough and inartistic. Genuine old beaten
+metal-work is almost unobtainable, although occasionally desirable
+specimens from Leh do find their way into the Srinagar shops.
+
+Chinese porcelain is to be got, usually in the form of small bowls; but
+it is not of remarkably good quality, and the prices asked for it are
+higher than in London.
+
+The jewellers’ work is very far behind that of India. Amethysts of pale
+colour and yellow topaz are cheap. Fine turquoise do not come into
+Kashmir, but plenty of the rough stones (as well as imitations) are to
+be found, which, owing to a transitory fashion, are priced far above
+their intrinsic value. They come from Thibet.
+
+A great deal of a somewhat soft and ugly-coloured jade is sent from
+Yarkand, also agates and carnelian; beads of these are strung into
+rather uncouth necklets, which may be bought for half the sum first
+asked.
+
+Bargaining is an invariable necessity in all shopping in Kashmir, as
+everywhere else in the East, where the market value of an article is
+not what it costs to produce, but what can be squeezed for it out of
+the purse of the—usually—ignorant purchaser.
+
+Three things are essential to the successful prosecution of shopping in
+Srinagar:—
+
+(1) Unlimited time.
+
+(2) A command of emphatic language, sufficient to impress the native
+mind with the need for keeping to the point.
+
+(3) A liver in such thorough working order as to insure an
+extraordinary supply of good temper.
+
+Without all these attributes the acquisition of objects of “bigotry and
+vertue” in Srinagar is attended with pain and tribulation.
+
+The descent of the river is accomplished with ease and rapidity, but
+_revocare gradum_ involves much hard paddling, with many pants and
+grunts; and it was both cold and dark when we again lay alongside the
+bank of the Chenar Bagh, and scurried up the slippery bund to the
+hotel, with scarcely time to dress for dinner.
+
+_Sunday, 9th April_.—Friday was a horrible day—rainy, dull, and cold;
+but a thrill of excitement was sent through us by the news that Walter
+has shot two fine bara singh! Charlotte (who is nothing if not a keen
+sportswoman) was filled with zeal and the spirit of emulation, so we
+resolved to dash off down the river to Bandipur, join Walter—who has
+now presumably joined the ranks of the unemployed, being only permitted
+by the Game Laws to kill two stags—and take our pick of the remaining
+“Royals,” which, in our vivid imaginations, roamed in dense flocks
+through the nullahs beyond Bandipur!
+
+All Friday and yesterday, therefore, were devoted to preparation. I had
+already, through the kindness of Major Wigram, secured a shikari, who
+immediately demonstrated his zeal and efficiency by purchasing a couple
+of bloodthirsty knives and a huge bottle of Rangoon oil at my expense.
+I pointed out that one “skian-dhu” seemed to me sufficient for
+“gralloching” purposes, but he said two were better for bears. My
+acquaintance with bears being hitherto confined to Regent’s Park, I
+bowed to his superior knowledge and forethought.
+
+A visit to Cockburn’s agency resulted in the hire of the “boarded
+dounga” _Cruiser_, which the helpful Mr. Cockburn procured for us, in
+which to go down the river; also a couple of tents for ourselves with
+tent furniture, one for the servants, and a cooking tent.
+
+The local bootmaker or “chaplie-wallah” appeared, as by magic, on the
+scene, and chaplies were ordered. These consist of a sort of leather
+sandal strapped over soft leather boots or moccasins. They are
+extremely comfortable for walking on ordinary ground, but perfectly
+useless for hill work, even when the soles are studded with nails. The
+hideous but necessary grass shoe is then your only wear. The grass
+shoe, which is made as required by the native, is an intricate
+contrivance of rice straw, kept in position by a straw twist which is
+hauled taut between the big and next toe, and the end expended round
+some of the side webbing. The cleft sock and woollen boot worn
+underneath keep the feet warm, but do not always prevent discomfort and
+even much pain if the cords are not properly adjusted. However, the
+remedy is simple. Tear off the shoe, using such language as may seem
+appropriate to the occasion, throw it at the shikari’s head, and order
+another pair to be made “ek dam”! Jane and I each purchased a yakdan, a
+sort of roughly-made leather box or trunk, strong, and of suitable size
+for either pony or coolie transport. Our wardrobe was stowed in these
+and secured by padlocks, and the cooking gear, together with a certain
+amount of stores in the shape of grocery, bread, and a couple of
+bottles of whisky were safely housed in a pair of large covered creels
+or “kiltas.”
+
+Each of the party provided him or herself with a khudstick, consisting
+of a strong and tough shaft about five feet long, tapering slightly
+towards the base, where it is shod with a chisel-shaped iron end.
+
+Our staff of retainers had now been brought up to five—the shikari,
+Ahmed Bot, having procured a satellite, known as the chota shikari, a
+youth of not unprepossessing appearance, but whose necessity in our
+scheme of existence I had not quite determined. Ahmed Bot, however, was
+of opinion that all sahibs who wanted sport required two shikaris, so I
+imagined that while I was to be engaged with one in pursuit of bara
+singh, the other would employ himself in “rounding up” a few tigers for
+the next day’s sport in another direction. Ahmed Bot agreed with me in
+the main, but did not feel at all sure about the tigers—he proposed
+ibex.
+
+The fifth wheel to our coach was a strikingly ugly person, like a
+hippopotamus, whose plainness was not diminished by a pair of enormous
+goggles; this was the harmless necessary sweeper, that pariah among
+domestics, whose usefulness is undreamed of out of India.
+
+After dinner last night we left the hotel, truly thankful to shake the
+dust of its gloomy precincts from our feet, and sought our boats, which
+were moored in the Chenar Bagh. How snug and bright the “ship” seemed
+after the murky corridors of Nedou! And yet the _Cruiser_ was not much
+to boast of, really, in the way of luxury.
+
+Let me describe a typical boarded dounga. Upon a long, low,
+flat-bottomed hull, which tapered to a sharp point at bow and stern,
+was raised a light wooden superstructure with a flat roof, upon which
+the passengers could sit. The interior was divided off into some
+half-a-dozen compartments, a vestibule or outer cabin held boxes, &c.,
+and through it one passed into the dining or parlour cabin, which
+opened again to two little bedrooms and a couple of bathrooms. There
+was no furniture to speak of, but we had hired from Cockburn all that
+we required for the trip.
+
+The servants, as well as the crew of the dounga, were all stowed in a
+“tender” known as the cook boat—no one, except for navigating duties,
+having any business on board the “flagship.”
+
+Charlotte Smithson had a smaller ship than ours—a light wooden frame,
+which supported movable matting screens or curtains, taking the place
+of our wooden cabins. The matted dounga looked as though it might be
+chilly, particularly if a strong wind came to play among the rather
+draughty-looking mats which were all that our poor friend had between
+her and a cold world!
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI
+OUR FIRST CAMP
+
+
+The fleet, consisting of four sail (I use this word in its purely
+conventional sense, a dounga having no more sails than a battleship),
+got under way about 5 A.M., while it was yet but barely daylight, and
+so we were well clear of Srinagar when we emerged from our cosy cabins
+into a world of clean air and brilliant colour.
+
+The broad smooth current of the Jhelum flowed steadily and calmly
+through a level plain, bearing us along at a comfortable four miles an
+hour, the crew doing little more than keep steerage-way with pole and
+paddle.
+
+Beyond the green, tree-studded levels to the south, the range of the
+Pir Panjal spread wide its array of dazzling peaks, while on the right
+towered the mountains which enclose the Sind Valley, culminating in the
+square-headed mass of Haramok. In the clear air the snows seemed quite
+close, although we knew that the snow-line was really some three
+thousand feet above the level of the valley.
+
+A day like this, as we sit on the little roof of our floating home
+watching the silent river unfold its shining curves, goes far to
+obliterate the memory of the fuss and worry inseparable from the exodus
+from Srinagar. After lunch we tied up for a while, and I took my gun on
+shore to try and pick up a few of the duck that dotted the waters of
+the little lakes or jheels which lay flashing amid the hillocks beyond
+the river banks. The shores of these being perfectly bare and open, it
+was obviously impossible to escape the keenly observant eyes of the
+duck, which appeared, unlike all other birds in Kashmir, to retain
+their customary wariness.
+
+Crouching low amid the furrows of a newly-ploughed field, I sent the
+shikari with a knot of natives to the far side of the water, whence
+they advanced in open line, splashing and shouting.
+
+Presently, with much fuss and indignant quacking, a cloud of duck rose,
+and, circling after their fashion, as though reluctant to quit their
+resting-place, gave me several chances of a long shot before, working
+high into the air, they departed with loud expostulation to some
+quieter haunt.
+
+Later in the afternoon we tied up to the bank for the night near a
+large jheel, where we all landed, Charlotte to try a rifle which she
+had borrowed, and I, if possible, to slay a few more duck, while Jane
+sat peacefully on a bank and enjoyed the glorious sunset.
+
+The bag having been swelled by the addition of another dozen
+“specimens”—obtained by the same manoeuvres as before—we strolled back
+to our ships in the luminous dusk, visions of roast “canard” floating
+seductively before our mental vision.
+
+There proved to be several varieties of duck among the countless flocks
+which I saw, notably mallard, teal, pochard, and shoveller. Likewise
+there were many coots, while herons, disturbed in their meditations by
+the untoward racket, flapped heavily away with disgusted squawks.
+
+Jane is getting along remarkably well with her Hindustani. I have just
+found her diary, and hasten to give an extract:—
+
+“Woke up very early; much bitten by pice. Tom started off to try and
+shoot a burra sahib, as he hears and hopes they’ve not yet shed all
+their horns.”
+
+“He really looked very nice in his new Pushtoo suit, with putty on his
+legs and chaplains on his feet…. His chickory walked in front, carrying
+his bandobast.”
+
+“9 A.M.—Sat down to my solitary breakfast of poached ekkas and paysandu
+tonga, with excellent chuprassies (something like scones). After
+breakfast, tried on my new kilta, which I have had made quite short for
+walking. I generally prefer walking to being carried in a pagdandy.”
+
+“Then took another lesson in Hindustani from my murghi, though I really
+think I hardly require it! My attention a good deal distracted by the
+antics of a pair of bul-buls (not at all the same as our coo-coos) in
+the jungle overhead.”
+
+“7 P.M.—T. returned after what he called a blank blank day. He found
+some bheesties (one of them a chikor ram or wild ghât) chewing the khud
+on a precipitous dâk.”
+
+“They were rather far off, about a mile he thinks, but he couldn’t get
+any nearer owing to a frightful ghari-wallah with deep piasses which
+lay between, so he put up his ornithoptic sight for 2000 yards and
+‘pumped lead’ into the bheesties for half-an-hour.”
+
+“He says he _thinks_ he hit one, but they all went away—as his chickory
+remarked—‘ek dam,’ and Tom agreed with him.”
+
+“He fell into a budmash on his way home and was half-drowned, but the
+chickory, assisted by a friendly chota-hazri, managed to pull him out …
+quite an eventful day!”
+
+“10 P.M.—The body of the ram chikor has just been brought in. It looks
+as if it had been dead for weeks, but the doolie, who found it, says
+that in this climate a few hours is sufficient to obliterate a body….
+Anyhow the head and tail seem all right…. Tom says the proper thing to
+do is to measure something—he can’t quite remember whether it is the
+horns or the tail, but the latter seems the more remarkable, so we
+measured that, and found it to be 3 feet 4 inches.”
+
+“By a little judicious pulling, the chickory, who knows all about
+measuring things, elongated it to 4 feet 3 inches.”
+
+“This, he says, is a ‘_Record_’—how nice!”
+
+_Wednesday, April 12._—The place where we tied up was not far from the
+point where the Jhelum expands into the Wular Lake—a broad expanse of
+water, some seven or eight miles wide in places, which holds the proud
+record of being the largest lake in all India.
+
+The mountains rise steeply from its northern shores, and from their
+narrow glens, squalls swift and strong are said frequently to sweep
+over the open water, particularly in the afternoons. The bold sailormen
+of Kashmir are not conspicuous for nautical daring—in fact their
+flat-bottomed arks, top-heavy and unwieldy, destitute alike of anchor
+and rudder, are not fit to cope with either wind or wave; they
+therefore aim at punting hurriedly across the danger space as soon
+after dawn as may be—panting with exertion and terror, they hustle
+across the smooth and waveless water, invoking at every breath the
+protection of local saints.
+
+Long before we had left our beds, and blissfully unconscious of our
+awful danger, we were striking out for Bandipur, which haven we safely
+reached about 8 A.M. on a still and glorious morning.
+
+Then came the business of collecting coolies and ponies, and loading
+them up with the tents and lesser baggage under the direction of Sabz
+Ali and the shikari.
+
+By nine o’clock we were off. Charlotte and Jane, mounted astride a
+brace of native ponies, led the way, and, in ragged array, the rest of
+the procession followed. A quarter of a mile from the landing-place,
+clustered at the foot of a steep little hill—a spur from the higher
+ranges—lies the village of Bandipur, dirty and picturesque, with, its
+rickety-looking wooden houses, and its crowded little bazaar. It is a
+place of some importance in Kashmir, being the starting-point for the
+Astor country and Gilgit—and here the sahib on shikar bent, obtains
+coolies and ponies to take him over the Tragbal Pass into Gurais. A
+post and telegraph office stands proudly in the middle of the little
+village, and behind it lies a range of “godowns” filled with stores for
+the use of a flying column should the British Raj require to send
+troops quickly along the Gilgit road.
+
+Passing through into the open country, we found ourselves on a good
+road—good, that is to say, for riding or marching, as no roads in
+Kashmir are adapted for wheeled traffic excepting the main artery from
+Baramula to Srinagar, and the greater portion of the route from
+Srinagar to Gulmarg. This road we followed up a gradually narrowing
+valley, and over a brawling little river, until at Kralpura the Gilgit
+road begins the steep ascent to the Tragbal by a series of wide zigzags
+up the face of a mountain. The pass which we should have had to tackle,
+had we carried out our original intention of going into Astor for
+markhor and ibex, is nearly 12,000 feet above sea level, and is still
+securely and implacably closed to all but the hardiest sportsmen. A
+short cut, which we took up the hill face, led us through a rough scrub
+of berberis and wild daphne (the former just showing green and the
+latter in flower) until, somewhat scant of breath, we regained the
+road, and followed it to the left up a gorge. As the mountains closed
+in on either side, we began to look out for the camp, which we knew was
+not far up the nullah. Presently, turning off the Gilgit road, along a
+track to the left, we came upon Walter—bearded like the pard—a pard
+which had left off shaving for about a week. He was pensively sitting
+on a big sun-warmed boulder, beguiling the time while awaiting us by
+contemplating the antics of a large family of monkeys, which he pointed
+out to Jane, to her great joy.
+
+Tender inquiries as to camp and consequent lunch revealed the sad fact
+that some miles of exceedingly rough path yet lay betwixt us and the
+haven where we would be.
+
+So we pricked forward, along a sort of cattle track, across dirty
+snow-filled little gullies, and over rock-strewn slopes, until the
+white gleam of Walter’s tent showed clear on its perch atop of a
+flat-roofed native hut.
+
+Crossing the stream which tumbled down the valley, by a somewhat
+“wobbly” bridge, and picking our way through the mixen which forms the
+approach to every well-appointed hut, we arrived upon the roof which
+supported the tent. This we achieved without any undue trouble, the
+building, like most “gujar” homes, being constructed on the side of a
+hill sufficiently steep to obviate the necessity for any back wall—the
+rear of the roof springing directly from the hillside. A Gujar village,
+owing to this peculiarity of construction, always looks oddly like a
+deposit of great half-open oysters clinging to the face of the hill.
+
+After a welcome lunch, the ladies both pronounced decidedly against
+remaining in or near the highly-scented precincts of the village. The
+argument that there was no flat ground excepting roofs to be seen was
+overruled; so Walter and I climbed a neighbouring ridge, and selected a
+site on the crest.
+
+It was not, certainly, a very good site for a camp, as it was so narrow
+that the unwary might easily step over the edge on either side, and
+toboggan gracefully either back on top of the aforesaid roof, or
+forward into a very rocky-bedded stream which employed its superfluous
+energy in tossing some frayed and battered logs from boulder to
+boulder, and which would have rejoiced greatly in doing the same to a
+fallen nestling from the eyry above.
+
+Neither was the ridge level, and our tents were pitched at such an
+angle that the slumberer whose grasp of the bed-head relaxed
+
+“In the mist and shadow of sleep”
+
+
+was brought to wakefulness by finding his toes gently sliding out into
+the nipping and eager air of night.
+
+The holding-ground for the tent-pegs was not all that could be desired,
+and visions of our tents spreading their wings in the gale and
+vanishing into space haunted us.
+
+No—it was not an ideal camping-ground, and Jane, whose rosy dreams of
+camping in Kashmir had pictured her little white canvas home set up in
+a flowery mead by the side of a purling brook, gazed upon the rugged
+slopes which rose around—the cold snow gleaming through the shaggy
+pine-trees—with a shiver and a distinct air of disapproval.
+
+It grew more than chilly too, as the sun dipped early behind the ridge
+that rose jealous between us and the western light, and an icy breeze
+from the snow came stealing down the gorge and whispering among the
+taller tree-tops in the nullah at our feet.
+
+We were about 1500 feet above the Wular Lake, and snow lay in thick
+patches within a few yards of our tents, and had obviously only melted
+quite recently from the site of the camp, leaving more clammy mud about
+the place than we really required.
+
+As it is reasonable to suppose that the bilingual lady who composes the
+fashion columns of the _Daily Horror_ is most anxious to know how the
+fair sex was accoutred at our dinner party that night, I hasten to
+inform her that Charlotte was gowned in an elegant confection of Puttoo
+of a simply indescribable nuance of _crême de boue_—the train,
+extremely décolletée at the lower end, cunningly revealing at every
+turn glimpses of an enchanting pair of frou-frou putties.
+
+The neat bottines, _à la_ Diane Chasseresse, took a charming touch of
+lightness from the aluminium nails which decorated the “uppers” with a
+quaint and original Dravidian cornice.
+
+She carried a spring bouquet of wild onions _en branche_—ornaments (of
+course), diamonds.
+
+Every one remarked that Jane was simply too lovely for words, as, with
+the sweet simplicity of an _ingénue, en combinaison_ with the craft of
+a Machiavella (I beg to point out that I know my Italian genders), she
+draped her lissom form in the clinging folds of an enormous habit _de
+peau de brebis_—portions of ear and the tip of her nose tilted over the
+edge of the deep turned-up collar, which, on one side, supported the
+coquettish droop of the hairy “Tammy” that, dexterously pinned to the
+spikes of a diamond fender, gave a _clou_ to the entire “_sac
+d’artifice_.”
+
+Walter, having already shot two bara singh and a serow, came under the
+“statute of limitations” of the Kashmir Game Laws, and had to sound the
+“cease firing” as regards these animals; but Charlotte and I, having
+“khubbar” of game, started at 7 A.M. in pursuit. She, attended by
+Walter and in tow of Asna (the best shikari in all Kashmir), followed
+up the nullah which lay to our right, while I deflected to the north.
+Having donned grass shoes, I started off up a very steep slope which
+rose directly behind the camp. Reaching snow within a few minutes of
+leaving my tent, I was glad to find it hard and the going good, the
+early sun not yet having had time to soften and destroy the crisp
+surface.
+
+Up and up we toiled, I puffing like any grampus—partly by reason of not
+yet being in good condition, and partly on account of the height, which
+was probably nearly 9000 feet above sea level. As we rose to the
+shoulder of the hill the gradient became much easier, and I had leisure
+to admire the panorama that stretched around the snowy ridge, which
+fell away abruptly on either side through dense pine forests. The day
+was quite glorious…. The sun, blazing in a cloudless sky, cast sharp
+steel-blue shadows where rock or tree stood between the snow and his
+nobility. The white peaks that rose around in marvellous array seemed
+so near in the bright air that it seemed as though one could see the
+smallest creature moving on their distant slopes. But there was little
+life observable in this still and silent world—nothing but an
+occasional pair of crows flapping steadily over the woods, or a far
+vulture circling at a giddy height in the “blue dome of the air.”
+Silence everywhere, except for the distant and perpetual voice of many
+waters murmuring in the unseen depths below.
+
+To the south—showing clear above the serrated back of the ridge beyond
+the camp—stood the Pir Panjal; pale ivory in the pale horizon below the
+sun. At the foot of the valley up which we had come yesterday, and
+partly screened by the intruding buttresses of its enfolding hills, the
+Wular Lake lay a shimmering shield of molten silver.
+
+In front, the sheeted mountains which guard Gurais and flank the icy
+portals of the Tragbal stood, a series of glistening slopes and
+cold-crowned precipices, while to the east Haramok reared his 17,000
+feet into a threefold peak of snowy majesty.
+
+It was a sight to thank God for, and to remember with joy all the days
+of one’s life. Doubtless there are many views as wonderful in this
+lovely land, but this was the first, and therefore not to be effaced
+nor its memory dimmed by anything that may come after.
+
+The shikari had not climbed the mountain’s brow to waste time over
+scenery; so, having apparently gone as far as he wanted on the ridge,
+he plunged down among the silver firs to the right, and I, with my
+heart in my mouth, went after him. At first it seemed to the
+inexperienced that we were slithering down the most awful places, and
+that, should the snow give way, I should have to swiftly embrace the
+nearest tree to avoid being shot down, a human avalanche, farther than
+I cared to think. However, I soon found it was all right. A welcome
+halt for lunch brought the tiffin coolie to the front. A blanket spread
+upon the hard snow at the foot of a fir made an excellent seat, and a
+cold roast teal, an apple, and a small flask of whisky were soon
+exhumed from the basket. Water, or rather the want of it, was a
+difficulty, for I was uncommonly thirsty, and no sign of any water was
+to be seen. A judicious blending of the dry teal with bits of succulent
+apple overcame the drought, and the half-hour for refreshment passed
+all too quickly.
+
+The men considered it now time to get up some “shikar,” so they
+invented a bear. This was exciting! They had separated (there were four
+of them) in search of traces of bara singh, &c., and some one found the
+bear, or its den, or a lock of its wool—I really couldn’t quite
+ascertain which—but fearful excitement was the immediate result.
+
+A consultation took place in frenzied whispers. My rifle was peeled
+from its case, and we proceeded to scramble stealthily down a horribly
+steep face much broken by rocks. The shikari being in front with my
+rifle over his shoulder, I was favoured with frequent glimpses down its
+ugly black barrel as I, like Jill, “came tumbling after,” and I
+rejoiced that all the cartridges were safely stowed in my own pocket.
+Well! we searched like conspirators for that bear, peeped round rocks
+and peered into holes, and anxiously eyed all possible and impossible
+places where a bear might be supposed to reside, but there was no bear;
+and at length we arrived on the bank of the torrent which rioted
+noisily down the bottom of the nullah.
+
+I now began to realise that plunging about in snow, often over one’s
+knees, and scrambling among the fallen tree-trunks and great rocks
+selected by the torrent to make its bed, was distinctly tiring work!
+
+Presently we came to a bridge over the river. It consisted of a single
+log, and appeared extremely slender. The stream was not deep enough to
+drown a man, but, all the same, a slip, sending one into the foaming
+water among a particularly large and hard collection of boulders,
+seemed most undesirable, and I stepped across, like Agag, delicately,
+carefully balancing myself with a khudstick. The men came prancing over
+as if they were on a good high-road, the careless ease with which they
+made the passage bordering on impertinence! I reflected, however, that
+sheep, and such like beasts of humble brain, can stroll upon the brink
+of gruesome precipices without any fear of falling, and my self-respect
+returned.
+
+After another half-hour of stiff scrambling I sat down to rest awhile,
+leaving the men to spy the neighbourhood. Of course they had to find
+something, so this time they found a “serow”—a somewhat scarce beast. I
+awaited the coming of the serow at various coigns of vantage where they
+said it was bound to pass, while the four men surrounded it from
+different directions. Finally, like the Levite, it passed by on the
+other side—at least I never saw it. The shikari afterwards informed me,
+in confidence, that it was, like the inexcusable baby in _Peter
+Simple_, “a very little one.”
+
+We now made the best of our way down the nullah, and when an apology
+for a path became apparent I rejoiced greatly, and followed it along
+its corkscrew course until the camp came suddenly into view as we
+topped a spur, which gave the path a final excuse for dragging me up a
+stiff two hundred feet, and then sending me down a knee-shaking
+descent, for no apparent reason but pure “cussedness.”
+
+Charlotte had got home just before me, having seen nothing to shoot at.
+She, too, seemed anxious for tea!
+
+During the day Sabz Ali had been doing his level best to improve the
+position in our sleeping-tent. The camp-beds had stood at such an angle
+that it was almost impossible to avoid sliding gradually into the outer
+darkness, but S.A. had scraped out earth from the head, and filled up a
+terrace at the foot, in a way which gave us hope of sound sleep. Our
+things had been carefully stowed, too, and a sort of hole scooped for
+the bath. Luxury stared us in the face!
+
+The sunset certainly was a little dull last night, but we were quite
+unprepared for the dreary aspect of Dame Nature to which we awoke this
+morning. It was raining very heavily, and a dense pall of mist hung low
+among the pines, giving an impression of melancholy durability.
+
+There was obviously nothing to do but exist as cheerfully as might be
+until the weather improved. The wet had shrunk canvas and rope gear
+till the tent-guys were as taut as fiddle-strings; and as it did not
+seem to have occurred to any of the servants to attend to this, an
+immediate tour of the camp had to be undertaken, in “rubbers” and
+waterproofs, to slack off guys and inspect the drainage system, as we
+had no wish to have our earthen floor—already sufficiently cold and
+clammy—turned into an absolute swamp.
+
+These things done, we scuttled and slid down to the mess tent, and
+breakfasted as best we might; and the best was surprisingly good,
+considering the difficulties the wretched servants must have had in
+cooking anything in their wet lair, where the miserable fire of damp
+sticks produced apparently little but acrid smoke.
+
+We passed a dismal day, as, wrapped in our warmest clothes, we sat upon
+our beds watching the rain turn to snow, then to hail and sleet, and
+finally back to rain again; while the ever-changing wisps of grey mist
+gathered thick in the glens, or “put forth an arm and crept from pine
+to pine.”
+
+Towards evening the clouds broke a little, and the forest-clad steeps
+appeared through them, powdered thickly with new snow. Walter and I
+sallied forth from our sodden tents and held a council of war in the
+mud. It was decided to quit our somewhat unsatisfactory and precarious
+position early to-morrow, if fine, as the weather looked so nasty, and
+a squall of wind might have awkward consequences.
+
+_Friday, April_ 14.—A very fairly fine morning enabled us to strike
+camp yesterday, and get the baggage off in good time. The Smithsons
+decided to make for the jheels near the river, in order to give the
+duck a final worry round before the season closes on the 15th.
+
+My shikari having reported a good bara singh in a small nullah off the
+Erin, I arranged to go in search of him. The march down to Bandipur was
+a short and easy one, and we got comfortably settled on board our boats
+early in the afternoon. About sunset the clouds gathered thick over the
+hills which we had left, and a thunderstorm broke, its preliminary
+squall throwing the crews of our fleet into a fearful fuss, and sending
+them on to the bank with extra ropes and holdfasts to make all secure.
+An elderly lady, with a dirty red cap and very untidy ringlets,
+superintended the business with much clamour. We take her to be the
+wife or grandmother (not sure which) of the skipper.
+
+It was with an undoubted sense of solid comfort that we lay in our cosy
+beds under a wooden roof, whereon the fat rain-drops sputtered, while
+the thunder still crackled and banged in the distance!
+
+We shifted before dawn to a small village a couple of miles to the
+east, and at 6.30 Jane and I set out to attack the bara singh, of which
+the shikari held out high hope. My wife, mounted on a rough pony, was
+able to accomplish with great comfort the two miles of flat country
+which we had to traverse before turning off sharp to the right along a
+track which led steeply upwards through the scrub that clothed the
+lower part of the nullah.
+
+There is something unusually charming in the dawn here—the crisp,
+buoyant air, the silent hills, their lower slopes and corries still a
+purple mystery; on high, the silver peaks—looking ridiculously
+close—change swiftly from their cold pallor into rosy life at the first
+touch of the risen sun.
+
+The first part of our day’s work was easy enough. The sun was still
+hidden from us behind the mountain flange on our left; the snow patches
+on the sky-line ahead seemed comparatively near, and the diabolical
+swiftness of the shikari’s stealthy walk was yet to be fully realised.
+
+Up and up we went, first through a thick scrub or jungle of a highly
+prickly description, over a few small streams, then out upon a grassy
+ridge, up which we slowly panted. The gradient became sharper, and I
+began to feel a little anxious about Jane, as the short, brown grass
+was slippery with frost—a slip would be very easy, and the results
+unpleasant. However, with the able assistance of the shikari, she did
+very well, and, having crossed a shelving patch of snow by cutting
+steps with our khudstick, we found ourselves, after an hour and a
+half’s stiff climbing, on the sky-line of the ridge that had seemed but
+an easy stroll from below. The heights and distances are most
+deceptive, partly on account of the crystal clearness of the air, and
+partly because of the magnitude of everything in proportion. The
+mountains are not only high themselves, but their spurs and foothills
+would rank as able-bodied mountains were they not dwarfed by peaks
+which average 15,000 feet in height above the sea. The pines which
+clothe their sides, the chenars and poplars in the valley, are all
+enormous when compared with their European cousins.
+
+The view was most remarkable as we gained the crest of the ridge—a sea
+of white cloud came boiling up from the valley to the east, and,
+pouring over the saddle upon which we stood, gave only occasional
+glimpses of snow and pine and precipice above, or the glint of water in
+the rice-fields far below. Once, between the swirling cloud masses, the
+near hills lay clear in the sunshine for a few moments and revealed a
+party of five bara singh hinds, crossing the slope in front of us, and
+not more than 150 yards away. Alas! there was no stag.
+
+This was not satisfactory weather for stalking. However I was hopeful,
+as I have noticed that in the fine forenoons a thick white belt of
+cloud often forms about the snow level—roughly, some 8000 feet above
+the sea, or 3000 above the Wular Lake—and hangs there for an hour or
+two, to disappear entirely by midday. And so it came about to-day;
+after a halt for tiffin, I set forward in brilliant sunshine, while
+Jane remained quietly perched on the hillside, as the shikari said the
+road was not good for a lady. The shikari was right, as, within ten
+minutes of starting, we had to drop from the crest of the ridge to
+circumvent a big rock which barred our way, to find ourselves
+confronted by a very unpleasant-looking slope of short brown grass,
+which fell away at an angle of about 50° to what seemed an endless
+depth. This grass, having only just become emancipated from its winter
+snow, had all its hair—so to speak—brushed straight down, and there was
+mighty little stuff to hold on to! Carefully digging little holes with
+our khudsticks, and not disdaining the help of my shikari, I got
+across, and thankfully scrambled back to the safety of the ridge.
+
+Now we reached snow, and the going became easier, whereupon Ahmed Bot
+promptly set a pace which left me struggling far behind. As the sun
+grew stronger the surface-crust of the snow became soft, and at every
+few steps one went through to the knees, until both muscles and temper
+became sorely tried. For an hour or so we kept climbing up what was
+evidently one of the many steep and rugged ranges which, radiating from
+Haramok, on this side flank the Wular with their lofty bastions. Having
+apparently attained the height he deemed necessary, and got well above
+the part of the pine forest in which he expected to find game, Ahmed
+Bot turned to the left of the ridge, and we were immediately involved
+in the deep drifts which covered the pine-clad slope of the nullah.
+Over snow-covered trunks of prostrate trees, over hidden holes and
+broken rocks, we toiled and scrambled until, emerging breathless on a
+bare knoll—smooth and white as a great wedding-cake—we obtained a
+searching view into the neighbouring gullies. Still no sign or track of
+any “beast,” so we worked back until, tired and hot, I regained the
+place where Madame lay basking beneath her sunshade. The shikari and
+his myrmidons departed to “look” another bit of country, while I,
+nothing loth, remained to await events in the neighbourhood of the
+refreshment department.
+
+On the return of the men, who had of course seen nothing, we set off
+for home, climbing down the edge of the ridge where yellow colchicum
+starred the turf. It was steep—verging on the precipitous in places—and
+Jane frankly expressed her satisfaction when we accomplished the worst
+part and entered a dense jungle of scrubby bushes, all of which seemed
+to grow spines of sorts. A bear was said to have been seen here
+yesterday, so we kept our weather eyelids lifting, but were not
+favoured with a sight of him. We had almost gained the bottom of the
+hill, with but two short miles to dinner and a tub, when weird shrieks
+and whistles were exchanged between our people and an excited villager
+below. The shikari, his eyes gleaming with uncontrollable excitement,
+announced that the “big stag” was waiting for me at that very
+moment!—and therewith Ahmed Bot dashed off down the hill, leaving me to
+follow as best I might. Leaving my wife in charge of the tiffin coolie,
+I tumbled off after the shikari, whom I found gloating with the
+messenger over the inspiriting particulars of the monarch of the glen,
+which, I understood, crouched expectant some paltry 2000 feet above us,
+near the top of the nullah!
+
+It was past six o’clock, and the light already showing signs of waning,
+so we lost no time in attacking the hill again. I was pretty well
+“done,” and had to accept a tow from the shikari, and hand in hand we
+pressed up that accursed hill until, at seven o’clock, the sun set and
+it began to grow dusk. Lying down near the edge of the snow, to gain
+breath and let the shikari crawl round and “look” the face of the hill,
+I was soon moved to activity by the news that the stag was lying under
+a pine tree within a few hundred yards. A short “crawl” brought me
+within sight of the beast, who lay half-hidden by a rock. It was now so
+dark that even with my glasses I could only make sure that it was a
+“horn beast” and not a hind; there was no time to lose, so, putting up
+my sight for 150 yards, I let him have it, and was nearly as much
+surprised as gratified to see him roll out on the snow to the shot. My
+vexation and disgust may be imagined when I found the noble beast to be
+a miserable 8-pointer, which I would never have fired at if I could
+have seen its head properly. Heartily consigning the shikari, together
+with the mendacious villager and all his kind, to a hot place, I
+dolefully stumbled away downhill again in the gathering dark, and
+finally deposited my weary and dejected self on board the boat, after
+fourteen hours of the hardest walking I have ever done.
+
+There is a confused tale prevalent that the bear, taking a mean
+advantage of my absence, has been down to the village and eaten a few
+ponies, or frightened them—I can’t make out which.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII
+BACK TO SRINAGAR
+
+
+Easter Day, _April_ 23.—We left the Erin district early in the morning
+following the bara singh fiasco, and punted and poled up the river to
+join the Smithsons in a last attack upon the duck. We found the bold
+Colonel,
+
+“Rough with slaughter and red with fight,”
+
+
+enjoying himself hugely among the jheels, and we prepared to join in
+the fray; but our _chasse_ was put an end to by the discovery that the
+14th, and not the 15th, was the last legal day for shooting. So we
+packed away our guns and towed up to Srinagar, which we reached on
+Sunday afternoon.
+
+Our brief experience of camping and “shikar” had proved to my wife that
+she was not cast in the heroic mould of a female Nimrod. Not being a
+shot herself—as Charlotte is—she saw that, as far as she was concerned,
+a shooting expedition with the Smithsons would entail a great deal of
+solitary rumination in camp, while the rest of the party pursued the
+red bear to his den, or chased the nimble markhor up and down the
+precipices. The joys of reading, knitting, and washing the family
+clothes might—probably would—pall after a time; and the physical
+exertion of “walking with the guns” in Kashmir is decidedly more of an
+undertaking than over a Perthshire grouse moor! Our original
+arrangement, before coming out to join the Smithsons, was that the time
+should be spent in camping, boating, “loafing,” and shooting. Being
+perfectly ignorant of the conditions of life out here, we were unaware
+of the fact that it is practically impossible to combine serious
+shooting with any other form of amusement. In Scotland one may stalk
+one day, fish the next, and golf the third, but out here it is not so.
+The worshipper of Diana must be prepared to sacrifice everything else
+at her shrine; he must go far afield, and be prepared to live hard and
+work hard, and even then it may befall that his trophies of the chase
+are none too plentiful. That will depend a good deal on his shikari and
+his own knowledge, together with luck.
+
+Walter had the good fortune to come upon two fine stags not far from
+his camp almost as soon as he got there. He was within fifty yards of
+them as they were moving slowly in deep snow, and he killed them both;
+the best of these was a remarkably fine 10-pointer, length of horn 41
+inches and span 38-1/2 inches. His wife spent an equal time in the same
+neighbourhood and never saw anything.[1]
+
+[1] That lady subsequently killed a remarkably good 13-pointer bara
+singh and some bears in October.
+
+
+When we talked over plans with Colonel and Mrs. Smithson at Pindi, the
+general idea had crystallised into a scheme for going into Astor to
+shoot, immediately upon our arrival in Kashmir, and, in order to reach
+Srinagar before April 1st—the date of issue of shooting passes—we had
+struggled hard to make our way into the country before it was really
+attractive to the ordinary visitor.
+
+When we did reach Srinagar we found that our friends had abandoned all
+idea of an expedition to Astor, partly on account of expense, but
+principally on account of the backwardness of the season, which
+practically precluded ladies from crossing the Tragbal and Boorzil
+Passes for some time. The merits and demerits of the Tilail district
+and Baltistan came up for review, and then we almost decided to go to
+Leh until we reflected that the return journey over a bare and open
+country—arid and hot as an Egyptian desert—in the month of August might
+not be unmixed joy, and the Smithsons were assured that they would find
+no sport whatever _en route_, but would have to go several marches
+beyond Leh to obtain the chance of an Ovis Ammon or Thibetan antelope.
+
+The Leh scheme thus having come to naught, and our friends being still
+wholly intent on “shikar” to the exclusion of all other pursuits, we
+decided to be independent, so we hired a nice-looking boarded dounga,
+whose fresh and clean appearance pleased us, for a term of three
+months. Nedou’s Hotel offered so few attractions and so many drawbacks
+that we were prepared to do anything rather than return to it, and, as
+a matter of economy, we scored heavily, as, on working it out, we found
+that the boat, including the cook-boat, would cost 60 rupees per month.
+Our food and the wages of those servants whom we should not have
+required at the hotel came to approximately 80 rupees per month, making
+a total of 140 rupees, or £9, 6s. 8d.; whereas our hotel bill would
+have come to 12 rupees per day, without extras—or 360 rupees (£24) per
+month—a clear saving in money as well as in comfort.
+
+Our new habitation—the house dounga _Moon_—was owned and partly worked
+by Satarah, an astute old rascal, whose “tawny beard,” like Hudibras’—
+
+“Was the equal grace
+Both of his wisdom and his face;
+In cut and dye so like a tyle
+A sudden view it would beguile:
+The upper part whereof was whey,
+The nether orange mixt with grey.”
+
+
+His costume consisted of a curious sort of short nightgown worn over
+white and flappy trousers, below which were revealed a pair of big,
+flat naval feet. The first lieutenant, Sabhana—sleek and civil-spoken,
+but desperately afraid of work—was, we understand, son-in-law to the
+Admiral Satarah, having to wife the Lady Jiggry, eldest daughter of
+that worthy, who, with her younger sisters Nouri, Azizi, and “the
+Baba,” completed the ship’s company.
+
+The _Moon_ differed from an ordinary house-boat in being narrower, and
+possessing a long bow and stern which projected far enough from the
+body of the boat to enable men to pole or paddle with ease; a
+house-boat can only be towed. On embarking by means of a narrow
+gangway—a plank possessed of an uncontrollable desire to “tip-up” at
+unexpected and disconcerting moments—one entered first a small
+vestibule, or “ante-cabin,” which held our big boxes and opened into
+the drawing-room—quite a roomy apartment, about fifteen feet by ten
+feet, fitted with a fireplace, a rough writing-table, and overmantel,
+surmounted by a photograph—something faded—of Mrs. Langtry! A small
+table and a couple of deck chairs graced the floor, while upon the
+walls a heterogeneous collection of pictures, including a coloured
+lithograph of a cottage and a brook, a fearful and wonderful portrayal
+of an otter, and a very fancy stag of unlimited points dazzled the eye.
+The ceiling was decorated with an elaborate and most effective design
+in wood—a fashion very common in Srinagar, consisting of a sort of
+patchwork panelling of small pieces of wood, cut to length and shape,
+and tacked on to a backing in geometrical designs. At a little distance
+the effect is rich and excellent, but close inspection shows up the
+tintacks and the glue, and a prying finger penetrates the solid-looking
+panel with perfect ease.
+
+The drawing-room was separated from the dining “saloon” by a sliding
+door—which frequently refused to slide at all, or else perversely slid
+so suddenly as to endanger finger-tips and cause unseemly words to
+flow. This noble apartment of elegant dimensions (to borrow the
+undefiled English of the house-agent) could contain four feasters at a
+pinch. Sabz Ali having cooked the dinner, the cook-boat was laid
+alongside, and Sabz Ali, clambering in and out of the window, proceeded
+to serve the repast, a black paw, presumably belonging to Ayata, the
+kitchenmaid-man, appearing from time to time to retrieve the soiled
+plates or hand up the next course.
+
+A funny little sideboard and cupboard contained a slender stock of
+knives, forks, and glasses, and part of a broken-down dinner set, while
+the fireplace easily held three dozen of soda-water.
+
+Then came Jane’s bedroom, fitted with a cupboard and shelves, which
+were a constant source of covetousness to me, who had none. A small
+bathroom completed our suite of apartments, and, after the bare boards
+of the _Cruiser_, the _Moon_ seemed to overflow with luxury.
+
+We have been taking life easily here for the last week. The Smithsons
+intend going into Tilail as soon as the Tragbal becomes feasible; we
+propose to remain in Srinagar for a while. The weather has not been
+very fine—cold winds and a good deal of rain, varied by thunderstorms,
+being our daily experience. The spring is, I am told, exceptionally
+backward, and, although the almond is in full and lovely flower, the
+poplars and chenars are barely showing a sign of life.
+
+My wife having gone to lunch at the Residency this afternoon, I walked
+half-way up the Takht-i-Suleiman, whose sharp, rock-strewn pyramid
+rises a thousand feet above Srinagar.
+
+The view of the Kashmir plain, through which the river winds like a
+silver snake; the solemn ring of mountains, enclosing the valley with a
+rampart of rock and snow; the innumerable roofs of the city, glittering
+like burnished scales in the keen sunlight, densely clustered round the
+fort-crowned height of Hari Parbat, went to make up such a picture as
+Turner would have kneeled to.
+
+Of course it is simply futile to compare one magnificent view with
+another which differs entirely in kind. All that one can do is to lay
+by in the memory a mental picture-gallery of recollection; and as I sat
+in the shelter of a big rock, gazing out over the level plain
+stretching below, where the changing shadows as they swept by turned
+the amber masses of the trees to gold, I conjured up in my mind’s eye
+other scenes whose beauties will remain with me while life shall
+last:—The purple and gold of a glorious sunset over Etna, the Greek
+theatre of Taormina in front of me, with the sea below—a shimmering
+opal that melted away in the haze beyond Syracuse; the awful rapids
+raging furiously below Niagara, a very ocean tortured and maddened to
+blind fury, pouring its irresistible torrents through the chasm above
+the whirlpool; and again, a cloudless October morning, with just the
+keen zest of early autumn in the air, as I lay high up on a hillside in
+Ardgour watching for deer—with the hills of Lochaber and Ballachulish
+reflected in all their glory of purple and russet in the waters of Loch
+Linnhe, windless and still!
+
+Chills can be caught amidst the most glorious scenery—the little tufts
+of purple self-heal at my feet were shivering and shaking in a biting
+breeze that swept down from the snows to the north-east, and although I
+am an admirer of Kingsley, I do not hold with him in his wrong-headed
+admiration for a “nor’-easter”—so I quitted my perch in search of tea.
+
+_Easter Monday_.—The Smithsons scuttled away in a great hurry to-day,
+their shikari, Asna (the best shikari in Kashmir), having heard that,
+owing to the lateness of the season, the bara singh have not even yet
+all shed their horns—so Charlotte is filled with high hope. The bears,
+too, are said to be waking from their winter’s doze and poking around
+in warm and balmy corners.
+
+Armed to the teeth and thirsting for blood, the hunter and the huntress
+cast loose their matted dounga and paddled away merrily down the Jhelum
+to Bandipur, thence to pursue the royal bara singh, and later, if
+possible, scale the snow-barred slopes of the Tragbal and penetrate the
+lonely Tilail Valley to assail the red bear and the multitudinous ibex.
+
+Jane and I having decided that a purely shikar expedition into the more
+difficult parts of the country was not suited to our prosaic habits,
+remained to enjoy the effeminate pleasures of Srinagar till the weather
+should grow a few degrees warmer.
+
+As we are bidden to a sort of state luncheon to-morrow, given by the
+Maharajah, it appeared to me to be but right and seemly to go and
+inscribe my name in the visitors’ book of His Highness, and also to
+call upon his brother, the Rajah Sir Amar Singh. I went with the more
+alacrity as I thought it might prove interesting. Strolling across the
+big bridge above the Palace, I soon found myself in the purely native
+quarter, immersed in a seething crowd of men and beasts, from beneath
+whose passing feet a cloud of dust rose pungent. The water-sellers, the
+hawkers of vegetables and of sweets, the cattle, the loafers and the
+children got into the way and out of it in kaleidoscopic confusion. By
+the side of the street, money-changers, wrapped in silent
+consideration, bent over their trays of queer and outlandish coins.
+Bright cottons and silks flaunted pennons of gorgeous colours. Brass,
+glowing like gold, rose piled on low wide counters. In front stood the
+Palace, looking its best from this point, and showing huge beside the
+huddle of wooden and plaster huts which hem it in.
+
+General Raja Sir Amar Singh lives in a sort of glorified English villa.
+Were it not for the flowering oleanders and hibiscus in front and the
+silvery gleam of temple domes beyond, one might suppose oneself near
+the banks of Father Thames. And were it not for the group of stalwart
+retainers at the door, the illusion need not be lost on entering the
+house.
+
+The hall and staircase were decorated with a profusion of skins and
+horns, somewhat modern and brilliant rugs, and tall glasses full of
+flowers closely copied from Nature; while the drawing-room was of a
+type very frequently seen near London.
+
+Like so many British reception-rooms, it shone replete with _objets
+d’art_, rather inclining to Oriental luxury than Japanese restraint.
+
+My host, who came in almost immediately, was charming, speaking English
+with fluency, although he has never been in England.
+
+He is essentially a strong man, and remarkably well posted in
+everything, both political and social, that occurs in the state, mixing
+far more freely than his brother with the English, towards whom his
+courtesy is proverbial.
+
+His elder brother, the Maharajah of Jammu and Kashmir, is in many
+respects of a different type. Keeping more aloof from the English
+colony, he spends much of his time in devotion and the privacy of the
+inner Palace.
+
+On leaving Sir Amar Singh, one of his henchmen conducted me across the
+iron bridge spanning a cut from the Jhelum, and into the warren-like
+precincts of the Palace; presently we emerged from an obscure passage,
+and found ourselves at the “front door,” where, in the visitors’ book,
+by means of the stumpy pencil attached thereto, I inscribed my name and
+condition.
+
+_April_ 27.—His Highness the Maharajah having invited us to a luncheon
+given by him in honour of Colonel Pears, the new Resident, we prepared
+to cross the famous Dal Lake to the Nishat Bagh, the scene of the
+present feast, which we fondly hoped might recall the glorious days of
+the Moguls when Jehangir dallied in the historic Shalimar with the fair
+Nourmahal.
+
+“Th’ Imperial Selim held a feast
+In his magnificent Shalimar:—
+In whose saloons …
+The valleys’ loveliest all assembled.”
+
+
+Our shikara, a sort of canoe paddled by four active fellows, with the
+stern, where we sat on cushions, carefully screened from the sun by an
+awning, was brought alongside the dounga at about 11.30, as we had some
+seven or eight miles to accomplish before reaching the Nishat Bagh.
+
+Leaving the main river just above the Club, we paddled down the
+Sunt-i-kul Canal, which runs between the European quarter and the
+Takht-i-Suleiman, the rough brown hill which, crowned with its temple,
+forms a constant background to Srinagar.
+
+The canal was closely lined with house-boats and their satellite
+cook-boats, clinging to the poplar-shaded banks. The golf-links lay on
+our left, and on a low spur to the right stood the hospital, which the
+energy and philanthropy of the Neves has gained for the remarkably
+ungrateful Kashmiri. It is told that a man, being exceedingly ill, was
+cared for and nursed during many weeks in the Mission Hospital, his
+whole family likewise living on the kindly sahibs. When he was cured
+and shown the door, he burst into tears because he was not paid wages
+for all the time he had spent in hospital!
+
+Just before entering the waterway of noble chenars, known as the Chenar
+Bagh (a camping-ground reserved for bachelors only), we ported our helm
+(or at least would have done so had there been any rudders in Kashmir),
+and pushed through the lock-gate, which gives entrance to the Dal Lake,
+against a brisk current.
+
+This gate, cunningly arranged upon the non-return-valve principle, is
+normally kept open by the current from the Dal; but if the Jhelum,
+rising in flood, threatens to pour back into the lake and swamp the low
+ground and floating gardens, it closes automatically, and so remains
+sealed until the outward flow regains the mastery.
+
+A sharp bout of paddling, puffing, and splashing shot us into the
+peaceful waters of the Dal Lake, over which every traveller has gushed
+and raved. It is difficult, indeed, not to do so, for it is truly a
+dream of beauty.
+
+A placid sheet of still water, its surface only broken here and there
+by the silvery trails of rippled wake left by the darting shikaras or
+slow-moving market boats, lay before us, shining in the crystal-clear
+atmosphere. On the right rose the Takht, his thousand feet of rocky
+stature dwarfed into insignificance by holy Mahadeo and his peers,
+whose shattered peaks ring round the lake to the north, their dark
+cliffs and shaggy steeps mirrored in its peaceful surface.
+
+On the lower slopes strong patches of yellow mustard and white masses
+of blossoming pear-trees rose behind the tender green fringe of the
+young willows.
+
+As we swept on, the lake widened. On the left a network of water lanes
+threaded the maze of low-growing brushwood and whispering reeds, and
+round us extended the half-submerged patches of soil which form the
+celebrated “floating gardens” of the lake. From any point of view
+except the utilitarian, these gardens are a fraud. A combination of
+matted and decaying water-plants, mud, and young cabbages kept in place
+by rows and thickets of willow scrub, is curious, but not lovely; and
+our eyes turned away to where Hari Parbat raised his crown of crumbling
+forts above the native city, or to the mysterious ruins of Peri Mahal,
+clinging like a swallow’s nest to the shelving slopes above Gupkar.
+
+“Still onward; and the clear canal
+Is rounded to as clear a lake;”
+
+
+and we emerged from the willow-fringed water lanes, and saw across the
+wider shield of glistering water the white cube of the Nishat Bagh
+Pavilion—the Garden of Joy, made for Jehangir the Mogul—standing by the
+water’s edge, and at its foot a great throng and clutter of boats,
+amidst whose snaky prows we pushed our way and landed, something stiff
+after sitting for two hours in a cramped shikara.
+
+Other guests—some thirty in all—were arriving, either like us by boat,
+or by carriage _viâ_ Gupkar, and we strolled in groups up the sloping
+gardens, which still show, in their wild and unrestrained beauty, the
+loving touch of the long-vanished hand of the Mogul.
+
+Down seven wide grassy terraces a series of fountains splashed and
+twinkled in the sun. Broad chenars, just beginning to break into leaf,
+gave promise of ample shade against the day when the blaze should
+become overpowering. So far so good, but the grass that bordered the
+path was not the sweet green turf of an English lawn, and the way was
+edged by big earthen pots, into which were hastily stuck wisps of iris
+blooms and Persian lilac. The topmost terrace widened out, enclosing a
+large basin of clear water, in the middle of which played a fountain.
+On one side was raised a marquee, revealing welcome preparations for
+lunch. On the opposite side of the fountain a profusion of chairs,
+shaded by a great awning, stood expectantly facing a bandstand. Here we
+were welcomed by His Highness, a somewhat small man with exceedingly
+neat legs and an enormous white pugaree, in his customary gracious
+manner.
+
+It was now half-past two, and we had breakfasted early, so that a move
+towards the luncheon tent was most welcome. Finding the fair lady whom
+I was detailed to personally conduct, and the ticketed place where I
+was to sit, I prepared to make a Gargantuan meal. Was it not almost on
+this very spot that
+
+“The board was spread with fruit and wine,
+With grapes of gold, like those that shine
+On Casbin’s hills;—pomegranates full
+ Of melting sweetness, and the pears
+And sunniest apples that Cabul
+ In all its thousand gardens bears.
+Plantains, the golden and the green,
+Malaya’s nectar’d mangusteen;
+Prunes of Bokara, and sweet nuts
+ From the far groves of Samarcand,
+And Basra dates, and apricots,
+ Seed of the sun, from Iran’s land;—
+With rich conserve of Visna cherries,
+Of orange flowers, and of those berries
+That, wild and fresh, the young gazelles
+Feed on in Erac’s rocky dells..
+Wines, too, of every clime and hue
+Around their liquid lustre threw;
+Amber Rosolli..
+And Shiraz wine, that richly ran..
+Melted within the goblets there!”
+
+
+This reckless, but unsubstantial and very unwholesome meal, was not for
+us, and while waiting patiently for the first course to appear, I
+glanced down the long table to admire the decorations. They were
+delightful, consisting of glass flower-vases spaced regularly along the
+festive board, and filled to overflowing with tufts and clumps of
+flowers. Innumerable plates filled with fruit and sweetmeats graced the
+feast, and a magnificent array of knives and forks gave promise of good
+things to come.
+
+Presently the expected dainties arrived, resembling but little the
+lately-described poetic feast; a strict attention to business enabled
+us to keep the wolf from the door, and a very cheerful party finally
+emerged from the big tent to stroll by the fountains that flashed under
+the chenars.
+
+The Maharajah, of course, did not lunch with us, but held aloof,
+peeping occasionally into the cook-house to satisfy himself that the
+lions were being fed properly, and in accordance with their unclean
+customs.
+
+Finally, he and his chief officers of state vanished into a secluded
+tent, where he probably took a little refreshment, having first
+carefully performed the ablutions necessary after the contamination of
+the unbeliever.
+
+His Highness reappeared from nowhere in particular as his guests
+strolled across the terrace, and, after a little polite conversation,
+we took our leave and set forth for Srinagar.
+
+It was a glorious afternoon, and we deeply regretted that time would
+not permit us to visit the neighbouring Shalimar Bagh, which lay hidden
+among the trees near by. The excursion must remain a “hope deferred”
+for the present, as we had again to thread the maze of half-submerged
+melon plots and miniature kitchen gardens which, even in the golden
+glow of a perfect evening, could not be made to fit in with our
+preconceived ideas of “floating gardens.” Jane was frankly
+disappointed, as she admitted to having pictured in her mind’s eye a
+series of peripatetic herbaceous borders in full flower, cruising about
+the lake at their own sweet will and tended by fair Kashmirian maidens.
+
+By-the-bye, here let me expose, once for all, the fallacy of Moore’s
+drivel about the lovely maids of fair “Cashmere.” _There are none!_
+This appears a startling statement and a sweeping; but, as a matter of
+fact, the Eastern girl is not left, like her Western sister, to flirt
+and frivol into middle age in single “cussedness,” but almost
+invariably becomes a respectable married lady at ten or twelve, and
+drapes her lovely, but not over clean, head in the mantle of old
+sacking, which it is _de rigueur_ for matrons to adopt.
+
+The good Tommy Moore did not know this, but, letting his warm Irish
+imagination run riot through a mixed bag of Eastern romancists and
+their works, he evolved, amid a _pôt pourri_ of impossibilities, an
+impossible damsel as unlike anything to be found in these parts as the
+celebrated elephant evolved from his inner consciousness by the German
+professor!
+
+As I traversed the main, or rolled by train,
+ From my Western habitation,
+I frequently thought—perhaps more than I ought—
+ Upon many a quiet occasion
+Of the elegant forms and manifold charms
+ Of the beautiful female Asian.
+
+For the good Tommy Moore, in his pages of yore,
+ Sang as though he could never be weary
+Of fair Nourmahal—an adorable “gal”—
+ And of Paradise and the Peri,
+Until, I declare, I was wild to be where
+ I might gaze on the lovely Kashmiri.
+
+Through the hot plains of Ind I fled like the wind,
+ Unenchanted by mistress or ayah,
+The dusky Hindu, I soon saw, wouldn’t do,
+ So I paused not, until in the sky——Ah!—
+Far upward arose the perpetual snows
+ And the peaks of the proud Himalaya.
+
+But in Kashmir, alas! I found not a lass
+ Who answered to Tommy’s description—
+For the make of such maid I am sadly afraid
+ The fond parents have lost the prescription,
+And I murmured; “No doubt, the old breed has died out,
+ At least such is my honest conviction.”
+
+In the horrible slums which form the foul homes
+ Of the rag-covered dames of the city,
+I saw wrinkled hags, all wrapped in old rags,
+ Whose appearance excited but pity.
+Beyond question the word which it would be absurd
+ To apply to these ladies is “pretty.”
+
+In the high Gujar huts were but brats and old sluts,
+ These last being the plainest of women;
+Then I sought on the waters the sisters and daughters
+ Of the Mangis—those “bold, able seamen”
+(I have often been told that the Mangi is bold,
+ And as brave as at least two or three men).
+
+One lady I saw—I am told her papa
+ In the market did forage and “gram” sell—
+Decked all over with rings, necklets, bangles and things,
+ She appeared a desirable damsel;
+And I cried “Oh, Eureka! I’ve found what I seek:
+ Tell me quick—Is she ‘madam’ or ‘ma’mselle’?”
+
+It was comical, but to this question I put—
+ A remarkably innocent query—
+I received but a sigh or evasive reply,
+ Or a blush from the modest Kashmiri;
+And I gathered at last that the lady was “fast,”
+ And her name should be Phryne, not Heré.
+
+Toddled up a small tot—her hair tied in a knot—
+ Who remarked, “I can hardly consider
+You’ve the ghost of a chance on this wild-goosie dance
+ Unless you should hap on a ‘widder!’
+For our maidens at ten—ay, and less now and then—
+ Are all booked to the wealthiest bidder.”
+
+“My dear man, it’s no use to indulge in abuse
+ Of our customs, so be not enraged, sir—
+No woman a maid is—we’re all married ladies.
+ Our charms very early are caged, sir—
+I’m eleven myself,” remarked the small elf,
+ “And a year ago I was engaged, sir!”
+
+
+Ah, well! The country is the loveliest I ever saw, and that goes far to
+make up for its disgusting population.
+
+Here, indeed, it is that
+
+“Every prospect pleases, and only man is vile.”
+
+
+We stopped to look at the ruins of an ancient mosque, built in the days
+of Akbar by the Shiahs. Its remains may be deeply interesting to the
+archaeologist, but to me a neighbouring ziarat, wooden, with its grassy
+roof one blaze of scarlet tulips, was far more attractive. Moving
+homeward, we floated under a lovely old bridge, whose three rose-toned
+arches date from the sixteenth century—the age of the Great Moguls. The
+extreme solidity of its piers contrasts strongly with the exceedingly
+sketchy (and sketchable) bridges manufactured by the Kashmiri.
+
+In fairness, though, I must point out that, as the bridge in Kashmir
+usually spans a stream liable at almost any moment to overwhelming
+floods, it would appear to be a sound idea to build as flimsily as
+possible, with an eye to economical replacement.
+
+The Kashmiri carries this plan to its logical conclusion when he fells
+a tree across a raging torrent, and calls it a bridge, to the
+unutterable discomfiture of the Western wayfarer.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII
+THE LOLAB
+
+
+_May_ 1.—The pear and cherry blossom has been so lovely in and around
+Srinagar that we determined to go to the Lolab Valley and see the apple
+blossom in full flower.
+
+We started in some trepidation, for the warm weather lately has melted
+much snow on the hills, and Jhelum is so full that we were told that
+our three-decker would be unable to pass under the city bridges—of
+which there are seven. We decided to see for ourselves, so set forth
+about eleven, and soon came to the first bridge, the Amira Kadal, which
+carries the main tonga road into Srinagar, tying up just above it, amid
+the clamour and jabber of an idle crowd.
+
+The Admiral solemnly measured the clear space between the top of the
+arch and the water with a long pole, consulted noisily with the crowd,
+yelled his ideas to the crew, and decided to attempt the passage.
+
+Hen-coops, chairs, half-a-dozen flower-pots containing sickly specimens
+of plants, and all other movables being cleared from the upper deck, we
+set sail, and shot the bridge very neatly, only having a few inches of
+daylight between the upper deck and the wooden beams upon which the
+roadway rests.
+
+_Ce nest que, le premier “pont” que coute_.
+
+The other bridges were all easier than the first, and we shot them
+gaily, spending the rest of the day in floating quietly down the river,
+and finally anchoring—or rather mooring, for anchors are, like
+boat-hooks, masts, sails, rudders, and rigging, alike unknown to the
+“jollye mariners” of the Jhelum—some two or three miles above the
+entrance to the dreaded Wular Lake.
+
+This awful stretch of water, so feared by the Kashmiri that his eyes
+goggle when he even thinks of it, is an innocent enough looking lake,
+generally occupied in reflectively reproducing its surroundings upside
+down, but occasionally its calm surface is ruffled by a little breeze,
+and it is reported that wild and horrible squalls sweep down the
+nullahs of Haramok at times, and destroy the unwary. These squalls are
+said to be most frequent in the afternoons, and are probably the
+accompaniments of the thunderstorms.
+
+It is only considered possible to cross the Wular between dawn and 10
+or 11 A.M., and no persuasion will prevail upon a native boatman to
+risk his life on the lake after lunch.
+
+Before turning in, I gave orders that a start should be made next
+morning at five o’clock, but a heavy squall of rain and thunder during
+the night had the effect of causing orders to be set at naught, and at
+breakfast-time there was no sign of “up anchor” nor even of “heaving
+short.” An interview with the Admiral showed me that the Wular, in his
+opinion, was too dangerous to cross to-day—in fact he wouldn’t dream of
+asking coolies to risk it. He was given to understand that we intended
+to cross, and that the sooner he started the safer it would be.
+
+No coolies being forthcoming, I inhumanly gave orders to get under
+way—the available crew consisting of the wicked Satarah, the first
+lieutenant, and the Lady Jiggry. Sulkily and slowly we wended our way
+past the wide flats which border the Wular, all blazing golden with
+mustard in full pungent flower.
+
+Before entering the lake the Admiral meekly requested to be allowed to
+try for coolies in a small village near by. He was allowed quarter of
+an hour for pressgang work, and sure enough he came back within a very
+reasonable time with a few spare hands, and then—paddling and poling
+for dear life—we glided swiftly through the tangled lily-pads and the
+green rosettes of the Singhara, and soon were _in medias res_ and
+fairly committed to the deep.
+
+The Wular lay like a burnished mirror, reflecting the buttresses of
+Haramok on our right, and the snowy ranges by the Tragbal ahead, its
+silvery surface lined here and there with the wavering tracks of other
+boats, or broken by bristling clumps of reeds and tall water-plants.
+Our transit was perfectly peaceful, and by lunch-time we were safely
+tied up to a bank, purple with irises, just below Bandipur.
+
+A visit to the post-office and a stroll up the rocky hill behind it,
+where we sat for some time and watched a pair of jackals sneaking
+about, completed a peaceful afternoon.
+
+_May_ 3.—We were up with the lark, and, having moved along the coast a
+few miles to the west of Bandipur, left the ship before six of the
+clock in pursuit of bear. I had “khubbar” of one in the Malingam
+Nullah, and, after a brisk walk over the lower slopes, we entered the
+nullah and clambered up about 1500 feet to a quiet and retired spot
+under a shady thorn-bush, where we breakfasted.
+
+We thereafter climbed a little higher, and then sat down while the
+shikaris departed to spy, their method of spying being, I believe,
+somewhat after this fashion:—Leaving the sahib with his
+belongings—notably the tiffin coolie—in a spot carefully selected for
+its seclusion, the miscreants depart hurriedly and rapidly up the
+nearest inaccessible crag; this is “business,” and throws dust, so to
+say, in the eyes of the sahib, by means of an exhibition of activity
+and zeal. Passing out of sight over the sky-line, the hunters pause,
+wink at one another, and, choosing a shady and convenient corner,
+proceed to squat, light their pipes, and discuss matters—chiefly
+financial—until they deem it time to return, scrambling and breathless
+with excitement, to relate all that they have seen and done.
+
+So, while the shikaris unceasingly spied for bear, for nine mortal
+hours Jane and I camped out on a remarkably hard and unyielding stone,
+varied by other seats equally tiresome.
+
+Fortunately we had brought books with us, and we relieved the monotony
+by observing the habits of a pair of “kastooras,” a hawk, and a brace
+of chikor at intervals, but it was truly a tedious chase.
+
+At four o’clock the sons of Nimrod returned, declaring that the bear
+had been seen, but that as we had on chaplies and not grass shoes, it
+would be impossible for us to pursue him. I asked the shikari why the
+—— goose he had let me come out in chaplies instead of grass shoes if
+the country was so rough? His reply was to the effect that whatever it
+pleased me to wear pleased him!
+
+_May_ 4.—Armed _cap-à-pie_ so to speak, with pith helmets and grass
+shoes, we again set forth at dawn of day to hunt the bear. Breakfast
+under the same tree, sitting on the same patch of rose-coloured
+flowers—a sort of fumitory (_Corydalus rutaefolia_)—followed by another
+nine-hour bivouac, brought us to 5 P.M. and the extreme limit of
+boredom, when lo! the shikaris burst upon us in a state of frenzied
+excitement to announce the bear! Off we went up a steep track for a
+quarter of an hour, until, at the foot of a rough snow slope, the
+shikari told the much disgusted Jane that she must wait there, the rest
+of the climb being too hard for her, and, in truth, it was pretty bad.
+Up a very steep gully filled with loose stones and rotten snow,
+scrambling, and often hauling ourselves up with our hands by means of
+roots and trailing branches, we slowly worked our way up a place I
+would never have even attempted in cold blood.
+
+Twenty minutes’ severe exertion brought us to a shelf, or rather slope,
+of rock on the right, sparsely covered with wiry brown grass from which
+the snow had but very recently gone, and crowned by a crest of stunted
+pines. Up this we wriggled, I being mainly towed up by my shikari’s
+cummerbund, and, lying under a pine, we peered over the top.
+
+A steep gully divided us from a rough ridge, upon a grassy ledge of
+which, about 200 yards off, a big black beast was grubbing and rooting
+about.
+
+The shikari, shaking with excitement, handed me the rifle, urging me to
+shoot. I did nothing of the sort, having no breath, and my hand being
+unsteady from a fast and stiff climb.
+
+I regret to be obliged to admit that, not realising that it would be
+little short of miraculous to kill a bear stone-dead at 200 yards with
+a Mannlicher, and being also, naturally, somewhat carried away by the
+sight of a real bear within possible distance, I waited until I was
+perfectly steady, and fired. The brute fell over, but immediately
+picked himself up again and made off. I saw I had broken his
+fore-shoulder and fired again as he disappeared over the far side of
+the ledge, but missed, and I saw that bear no more.
+
+We had the utmost difficulty in crossing the precipitous gully to a
+spot below the ledge upon which the beast had been feeding—the ledge
+itself we could not reach at all; and the lateness of the hour and the
+difficulty of the country in which we were, prevented us from trying to
+enter the next ravine and work up and back by the way the bear had
+gone. A neck-breaking crawl down a horrible grass slope brought us to
+better ground, and I sadly joined Jane to be well and deservedly
+scolded for firing a foolish shot. The lady was very much disgusted at
+having been defrauded of the sight of a bear “quite wild,” as she
+expressed it—a certain short-tempered animal which had eaten up her
+best umbrella in the Zoo at Dusseldorf not having fulfilled the
+necessary condition of wildness.
+
+Next day I sent out coolies to search for traces, promising lavish
+“backshish” in the event of success, but I got no trustworthy news,
+“and that was the end of that hunting.”
+
+_May_ 6.—Jane took a respite from the chase, and I sallied forth alone
+at dawn up a nullah from Alsu to look for a bear which was said to
+frequent those parts. A brisk walk of some four miles over the flat,
+followed by a climb up a track—steep as usual—to the left of the main
+track to the Lolab, brought us to a grassy ridge, where I sat down
+patiently to await the bear’s pleasure. I took my note-book with me,
+and whiled away some time in writing the following:—
+
+Let me jot down a sketch of my present position and surroundings; it
+will serve to bring the scene back to me, perhaps, when I am again
+sitting in my own particular armchair watching the fat thrushes hopping
+about the lawn.
+
+Well, I am perched in a little hollow under a big grey boulder, which
+serves to shelter me to a certain, but limited, extent from the brisk
+showers that come sweeping over from the Lolab Valley. The hollow is so
+small that it barely contains my tiffin basket, rifle, gun, and self—in
+fact, my grass-shod and puttied extremities dangle over the rim, whence
+a steep slope shelves down some 200 feet to a brawling burn, the hum of
+which, mingling with the fitful sighing of the pines as the breeze
+sweeps through their sounding boughs, is perpetually in my ears. Across
+the little torrent, and not more than a hundred yards away, rises a
+slope, covered with rough grass and scrub, similar to that in the face
+of which I am ensconced.
+
+Here the bear was seen at 7 A.M. by a Gujar, who gave the fullest
+particulars to Ahmed Bot (my shikari) in a series of yells from a
+hill-top as we came up the valley. We arrived on the scene about seven,
+just in time to be too late, apparently. It is now 3 P.M., and the bear
+is supposed to be asleep, and I am possessing my soul in patience until
+it shall be Bruin’s pleasure to awake and sally forth for his afternoon
+tea.
+
+There is certainly no bear now, so I pass the time in sleeping, eating,
+smoking, writing, and observing the manners and customs of a family of
+monkeys who are disporting themselves in a deep glen to the left.
+Beyond this ravine rises a high spur, beautifully wooded, the principal
+trees being deodar, blue pine (_Excelsa_) and yew. This is sloped at
+the invariable and disgusting angle of 45 degrees. Beyond it rise
+further wooded slopes, with snow gleaming through the deep green, and
+above all is the changing sky, where the clear blue gives way to a
+billowy expanse of white rolling clouds or dark rain-laden masses,
+which pour into the upper clefts of the ravine, and blot out the
+serried ranks of the pines, until a thorough drenching seems
+inevitable—when lo! a glint of blue through the gloomy background, and
+soon again,
+
+“With never a stain, the pavilion of Heaven is bare.”
+
+
+The immediate foreground, as I said before, slopes sharply from my very
+feet, where a clump of wild sage and jasmin (the leaves just breaking)
+grows over a charming little bunch of sweet violets. Lower down I can
+see the lilac flowers of a self-heal, and the bottom of the little
+gorge is clothed with a bush like a hazel, only with large, soft
+whitish flowers.
+
+My solitude has just been enlivened by the appearance of a cheerful
+party of lovely birds. They are very busy among the “hazels,” flying
+from bush to bush with restless activity, and wasting no time in
+idleness. They are about the size of large finches—slender in shape,
+with longish tails. They are divided into two perfectly distinct kinds,
+probably male and female. The former have the back, head, and wings
+black; the latter barred with scarlet, the breast and underparts also
+scarlet. The others—which I assume to be the females—replace the black
+with ashy olive, the wings being barred with yellow, the underparts
+yellowish. The very familiar note of the cuckoo, somewhere up in the
+jungle, reminds me of an English spring.
+
+4 P.M.—I knew it! I knew that if the wind held down the nullah I should
+be dragged up that horrible ridge opposite. Hardly had I written the
+above when I was hunted from my lair, and rushed down 200 steep feet,
+and then up some 500 or 600 on the other side of the stream, through an
+abattis of clinging undergrowth that made a severe toil of what could
+never have been a pleasure. There can be no doubt but that a pith
+helmet—a really shady, broad one—is a most infernal machine under which
+to force one’s way through brushwood.
+
+Well, all things come to an end—wind first, temper next, and finally
+the journey.
+
+My shikari is a fiend in human shape. He slinks along on the flat at
+what _looks_ like a mild three-miles-an-hour constitutional, but unless
+you are a _real_ four-mile man you will be left hopelessly astern; but
+when he gets upon his favourite “one in one” slope, then does he simply
+sail away, with the tiffin coolie carrying a fat basket and all your
+spare lumber in his wake, while you toil upward and ever
+upwards—gasping—until with your last available breath you murmur
+“Asti,” and sink upon the nearest stone a limp, perspiring worm!
+
+5.30 P.M.—That bear has taken a sleeping draught!
+
+I am now perched on a lonely rock, my hard taskmaster having routed me
+out of a very comfortable place under a blue pine, whose discarded
+needles afforded me a really agreeable resting-place, and dragged me
+away down again through the pine forest and jungle; hurried me across a
+roaring torrent on a fallen tree trunk; personally conducted me hastily
+up a place like the roof of a house; and finally, explaining that the
+bear, when disturbed, must inevitably come close past me, has departed
+with his staff (the chota shikari, the tiffin coolie, and a
+baboon-faced native) to wake up the bear and send him along.
+
+After the first flurry of feeling all alone in the world, with only a
+probable bear for society, and having loaded all my guns, clasped my
+visor on my head and my Bessemer hug-proof strait-waistcoat round my
+“tummy,” I felt calm enough to await events with equanimity.
+
+6.15 P.M.—A large and solemn monkey is sitting on the top of a thick
+and squat yew tree regarding me with unfeigned interest. The torrent is
+roaring away in the cleft below. Nothing else seems alive, and I am
+becoming bored——What? A bear? No! The shikari, thank goodness!
+
+“Well, shikari—Baloo dekho hai?” No, it is passing strange, but he has
+_not_ seen a bear. “All right! Pick up the blunderbuss, and let us make
+tracks for the ship.”
+
+_Wednesday, May_ 10.—Beguiled by legends of many bears, detailed to me
+with apparently heartfelt sincerity by Ahmed Bot, I have been pursuing
+these phantoms industriously.
+
+On Monday we quitted our boat, and started upon a trip into the Lolab
+Valley. The views, as the path wound up the green and flower-spangled
+slope, were very beautiful, and, when we had ascended about 1500 feet
+and were about opposite to the supposed haunt of Saturday’s bear, we
+determined to camp and enjoy the scenery, not omitting an evening
+expedition in search of our shy friend.
+
+Jane joining me, we had a most charming ramble down a narrow track to
+the bed of the stream which rushes down from the snow-covered ridge
+guarding the Lolab. Here we crossed into a splendid belt of gaunt
+silver firs, the first I have seen here; whitish yellow marsh-marigolds
+and a most vivid “smalt” blue forget-me-not with large flowers were
+abundant, also an oxalis very like our own wood-sorrel.
+
+Emerging from the pines, we crossed a grassy slope covered with tall
+primulas (P. _denticulata_) of varying shades of mauve and lilac, and
+sat down for a bit among the flowers while the shikaris looked for
+game. (I need hardly remark that the noble but elusive beast had
+appeared on the scene shortly after I left on Saturday; a Gujar told
+the shikari, and the shikari told me, so it must be true.) When we had
+gathered as many flowers as we could carry, we strolled back to the
+camp to watch the sunset transmute the snowy crest of Haramok to a
+golden rose.
+
+Yesterday, Tuesday, I left the camp at dawn, and went all over the same
+ground, but with no better success, only seeing a couple of bara singh,
+hornless now, and therefore comparatively uninteresting from a “shikar”
+point of view. After a delightful but bearless ramble I returned to
+breakfast, and then we struck camp, and completed the ascent of the
+pass over into the Lolab. Arrived at the top, we turned off the path to
+the right, and, climbing a short way, came out upon the lower part of
+the Nagmarg, a pretty, open clearing among the pines where the grass,
+dotted thickly with yellow colchicum, was only showing here and there
+through the melting snow. Choosing a snug and dry place on some
+sun-warmed rocks at the foot of a tree, we prepared to lunch and laze,
+and soon spread abroad the contents of the tiffin basket.
+
+There is something, nay much, of charm in the utter freedom and
+solitude of Kashmir camp life. There is no beaten track to be followed
+diligently by the tourist, German, American, or British, guide-book in
+hand and guide at elbow. No empty sardine-tins, nor untidy scraps of
+paper, mar the clean and lonely margs or village camping-grounds.
+
+The happy wanderer, selecting a grassy dell or convenient shady tree
+with a clear spring or dancing rivulet near by, invokes the tiffin
+coolie, and if a duly watchful eye has been kept upon that incorrigible
+sluggard, in short space the contents of the basket deck the sward.
+What have we here? Yes, of course, cold chicken—
+
+“For beef is rare within these oxless isles.”
+
+
+Bread! (how lucky we sent that coolie into Srinagar the other day).
+Butter, nicely stowed in its little white jar, cheese-cakes (one of the
+Sabz Ali’s masterpieces), and a few unconsidered trifles in the form of
+“jam pups” and a stick of chocolate.
+
+Whisky is there, if required, but really the cold spring water is
+“delicate to drink” without spirituous accompaniment.
+
+Hunger appeased, the beauty of the surrounding scenery becomes
+intensified when seen through the balmy veil of smoke caused by the
+consumption of a mild cheroot, and peace and contentment reign while we
+feed the sprightly crows with chicken bones and bits of cheese rind.
+
+Shall we ever forget—Jane and I—that simple feast on the Nagmarg?
+
+The sloping snow melting into little rills which trickled through the
+fresh-springing flower-strewn grass; the extraordinary blue of the
+hillsides overlooking the Lolab Valley seen through the sloping boughs
+of the pines; the crows hopping audaciously around or croaking on a
+dried branch just above our heads; and above all, the glorious sense of
+freedom, of aloofness from all disturbing elements, of utter and
+irresponsible independence in a lovely land unspoiled by hand of man?
+
+The afternoon sun smote us full in the face as we descended the bare
+and not too smooth path that led into the valley, and we were right
+glad to reach the shade of a grove of deodars that covered the lower
+slopes of the hill. The Lolab Valley, into which we had now penetrated,
+is a rich and picturesque expanse of level plain, some fifteen miles
+long by three or four broad, apparently completely surrounded by a
+densely-wooded curtain of mountains, rising to an elevation of some
+3000 feet above the valley on the south and west, but ranging on the
+other sides up into the lofty summits which bar the route into Gurais
+and the Tilail. The mountain chain is not really continuous, the river
+Pohru, which drains the valley, finding outlet to the west e’er it
+bends sharply to the south and enters the Wular near Sopor.
+
+Perhaps the most noticeable objects in the Lolab are the walnut trees;
+they are now just coming into full leaf, and their great trunks, hoary
+with age and softly velveted with dark green moss, form the noble
+columns of many a lovely camping-ground. We pitched our tents at
+Lalpura in a grove of giants, the majesty of which formed an exquisite
+contrast to the white foam of a cluster of apple trees in bloom.
+
+It has been so hot to-day that we have stayed quietly in camp, reading,
+sketching, and enjoying the _dolce far niente_ of an idle life.
+
+_Sunday, May_ 14.—On Thursday we left Lalpura and marched to Kulgam, a
+short distance of some eight or ten miles. Mr. Blunt, the forest
+officer,[1] had most kindly placed the forest bungalows of the Lolab at
+our disposal; but, as they all lie on the other side of the valley, we
+are obliged to camp every night. We have been working along the north
+side of the Lolab, as the shikari is full of bear “khubbar,” and as
+long as the weather remains fair we really do not much care where we
+go! Skirting the foot of the wooded ridge on our right, and with the
+flat and populous levels of the valley on our left, we marched along a
+good path shaded in many places by the magnificent walnuts and snowy
+fruit-trees for which the Lolab is justly famed, until, crossing the
+Pohru by a rickety bridge, and toiling up a hot, bare slope, we reached
+Kulgam, nestling at the foot of the hills.
+
+[1] Commonly called the “Jungly-sahib.”
+
+
+After tiffin and a short rest we set forth up the nullah behind the
+village to look for (need I say?) a bear. The gradient was stiff, as
+usual, and the path none too good. Feeling that our laborious climb
+deserved to be rewarded by, at any rate, the sight of game, and Ahmed
+Bot having sent a special message to the Lumbadhar at Kulgam directing
+him to keep the nullah quiet, we were justly incensed when, having
+toiled up some couple of thousand weary feet, we met a gay party of the
+_élite_ of Kulgam prancing down the hill with blankets stuffed with
+wild leeks, or some such delicacy.
+
+Ahmed Bot showed reckless courage. Having overwhelmed the enemy with a
+vituperative broadside, he fell upon them single-handed, tore from them
+their cherished blankets, and spilt the leeks to the four winds.
+
+I expected nothing less than to be promptly hurled down the khud, with
+Jill after me, by the six enraged burghers of Kulgam. But no. They
+simply sat down together on a rock, and blubbered loud and long; we sat
+down opposite them on another rock and laughed, and laughed—tableau!
+
+On Friday I went for a delightful walk through the pine and deodar
+forests, the ostensible objective being, of course, a bear. Putting
+aside all ideas of sport, I gave myself up to the simple joy of mere
+existence in such a land; noting a handsome iris with broad red lilac
+blooms, which I had not seen before; listening to the intermittent
+voice of the cuckoo, and pausing every here and there to gaze over the
+fair valley, backed by its encircling ranges of sunlit mountains.
+
+The chota shikari is a youth of great activity, both mental and
+physical. He almost wept with excitement on observing the mark of a
+bear’s paw on a dusty bit of path. He said it was a bear which had left
+that paw-mark, so I believed him. Late in the dusk of the afternoon he
+_saw_ a bear sitting looking out of a cave. I could only make out a
+black hole, but he saw its ears move. I regarded the spot with a
+powerful telescope, but only saw more hole; still, I cannot doubt the
+chota shikari. The burra shikari saw it too, but was of opinion that it
+was too late to go and bag it. I think he was right, so we went back to
+camp without further adventure.
+
+Yesterday we left Kulgam, and followed up a track to a small village
+which lies at the foot of the track leading over to Gurais and the
+Tilail country. Here we camped in a grove of walnuts, which stood by an
+icy spring. Jane and I went for a stroll, watched a couple of small
+woodpeckers hunting the trunk of a young fir within a few feet of us,
+but retreated hurriedly to camp on the approach of a heavy
+thunderstorm. This was but the prelude to a bad break in the weather;
+all to-day it has rained in torrents, and everything is sopping and
+soaked. The little stream which yesterday trickled by the camp is
+become a young river, and it is a perfect mystery how Sabz Ali manages
+to cook our food over a fire guarded from the full force of the rain by
+blankets propped up with sticks, and how, having cooked it, he can
+bring it, still hot, across the twenty yards of rain-swept space which
+intervenes between the cook-house and our tent.
+
+_Monday, May_ 15.—The deluge continued all night, and only at about ten
+o’clock this forenoon did the heavy curtain of rain break up into
+ragged swirls of cloud, which, torn by the serrated ridges of the
+gloomy pines, rolled dense and dark up the gorges, resonant now with
+the roar of full-fed torrents.
+
+The men are all beginning to complain of fever, and have eaten up a
+great quantity of quinine. Considering the dismal conditions under
+which they have been living for the last couple of days, this is not
+surprising; so, with the first promise of an improvement in the
+weather, we struck camp, determined to make for the forest bungalow at
+Doras and obtain the shelter of a solid roof. Many showers, but no
+serious downpour, enlivened our march, and we arrived at the snug
+little wooden house just in time to escape a particularly fine specimen
+of a thunderstorm. The Doras bungalow seemed a very palace of luxury,
+with its dry, airy rooms and wide verandah, all of sweet-smelling
+deodar wood. The men, too, were thankful to have a good roof over their
+heads, and we heard no more of fever.
+
+_Wednesday, May_ 17.—Yesterday it rained without ceasing, until the
+valley in front of us took the appearance of a lake—A party of terns,
+white above and with black breasts, skirled and wrangled over the
+“casual” water. It was still very wet this morning, but as it cleared
+somewhat after breakfast, we made up our minds to quit the Lolab and
+get back to our boat.
+
+Doras has sad memories for Jane, for here died the “chota murghi,” a
+black chicken endowed with the most affectionate disposition. It was
+permitted to sit on the lady’s knee, and scratch its yellow beak with
+its little yellow claw; but I never cared to let it remain long upon my
+shoulder—a perch it ardently affected. Well! it is dead, poor dear, and
+whether from shock (the pony which carried its basket having fallen
+down with it _en route_ from “Walnut Camp”), or from a surfeit of
+caterpillars which were washed in myriads off the trees there, we
+cannot tell. Sabz Ali brought the little corpse along, holding it by
+one pathetic leg to show the horrified Jane, before giving it to the
+kites and crows. He has many “murghis” left; baskets full, as he says,
+for they are cheap in the Lolab, but we shall never love another so
+dearly.
+
+We had a shocking time while climbing to the pass which leads over to
+Rampur, the road being deep in slimy mud, and so slippery that the
+unfortunate baggage ponies could hardly get along. Jane, who is in
+splendid condition now, toiled nobly up a track which would have been
+delightful had the weather been a little less hideous.
+
+Reaching the ridge which divides the Lolab from the Pohru Valley, we
+turned to the left, along the edge, instead of descending forthwith, as
+we had hoped and expected to do. It was raw and cold, with flying
+wreaths of damp mist shutting out the view, and we were glad of a
+comforting tiffin, swallowed somewhat hurriedly, under a forlorn and
+stunted specimen of a blue pine. Then on along a rough and slippery
+catwalk that made us wonder if the baggage ponies would achieve a safe
+arrival at Rampur.
+
+Crossing a steep, rock-strewn ridge, covered with crown imperial in
+full flower, we began a sharp descent through a wood of deodars; and
+now the thunder, which had been grumbling and rumbling in the distance,
+came upon us, and a deafening peal sent us scurrying down the hill at
+our best pace; the lightning-blasted trunks stretching skywards their
+blackened and tempest-torn limbs in ghastly witness of what had been
+and what might be again.
+
+At last we cleared the wood, and, plunging across a perfect slough of
+deep mud, crawled on to the verandah of the Rampur forest-house, where
+we sat anxiously watching the hillside until we saw our faithful ponies
+safely sliding down the hill.
+
+_Thursday, May_ 18.—The changes of weather in this country are sudden
+and surprising. This morning we woke to a perfect day—the sun bathing
+the warm hillsides, the picturesque brown village, and the brilliant
+masses of snowy blossoming fruit-trees with a radiant smile. And, but
+for the tell-tale riot of the streams and the sponginess of the
+compound, there was nothing to betray the past misdeeds of the clerk of
+the weather.
+
+At noon we set out to cover the short distance that lay between us and
+Kunis, where we had made tryst with Satarah. The country was like a
+series of English woodland glades—watered by many purling streams, and
+bright with masses of apple blossom; the turf around the trees all
+white and pink with petals torn from the branches by the recent storms.
+Clumps of fir clothed the hills with sombre green—a perfect background
+to a perfect picture.
+
+The flowers all along our path to-day were much in evidence after the
+rain. Little prickly rose-bushes (_R. Webbiana_) were covered with pink
+blossoms just bursting into full glory; bushes of white may, yellow
+berberis, Daphne (_Oleoides?_), and many another flowering shrub grew
+in tangled profusion, while pimpernel (red and blue), a small androsace
+(_rotundifolia_), hawks-bit, stork’s bill, wild geranium, a tiny
+mallow, eye-bright, forget-me-not, a little yellow oxalis, a speedwell,
+and many another, to me unknown, blossom starred the roadside. In the
+fields round Kunis the poppies flared, and the iris bordered the fields
+with a ribbon of royal purple.
+
+We reached Kunis at two o’clock, and found the village half submerged,
+the water being up and over the low shores from the recent rain. Our
+boats were moored in a clump of willows, whose feet stood so deeply in
+the water that we had to embark on pony-back! After lunch came the
+usual difference of opinion with the Admiral, who seems to have great
+difficulty in grasping the fact that our will is law as to times and
+seasons for sailing. He always assumes the rôle of passive resister,
+and is always defeated with ignominy. He insisted that it was too late
+to think of reaching Bandipur, but we maintained that we could get at
+any rate part of the way; so he cast off from his willow-tree, and
+sulkily poked and poled out into the Wular, taking uncommon good care
+to hug the shore with fervour.
+
+Here and there a group of willows standing far out into the lake, or a
+half-drowned village, drove us out into the open water, and once when,
+like a latter-day Vasco de Gama, the Admiral was striving to double the
+dreadful promontory of a water-logged fence, a puff of wind fell upon
+us, lashing the smooth water into ripples, whereupon the crew lost
+their wits with fright, and the lady mariners in the cook-boat set up a
+dismal howling; the ark, taking charge, crashed through the fence, her
+way carrying us to the very door of a frontier villa of an amphibious
+village. With amazing alacrity the crew tied us up to the door-post,
+and prepared to go into winter quarters.
+
+This did not suit us at all, and
+
+“The harmless storm being ended,”
+
+
+we ruthlessly broke away from our haven of refuge, and safely arrived
+at Alsu.
+
+_Friday, May_ 19.—An ominous stillness and repose at 3 o’clock this
+morning sent me forth to see why the windlass was not being manned. A
+thing like a big grey bat flapping about, proved, on inspection, to be
+that rascal the Lord High Admiral Satarah. He said he could not start,
+as the hired coolies from Kunis had been so terrified by the horrors of
+yesterday that they had departed in the night, sacrificing their pay
+rather than run any more risks with such daredevils as the mem-sahib
+and me. This was vexatious and entirely unexpected, as I had never
+before known a coolie to bolt before pay-day. Sabz Ali and Satarah were
+promptly despatched on a pressgang foray, while I put to sea with the
+first-lieutenant to show that I meant business. A crew was found in a
+surprisingly short time, and a frenzied dart was made for the mouth of
+the Jhelum.
+
+All day we poled round the shore of the lake, over flooded fields where
+the mustard had spread its cloth of gold a short week ago, over the
+very hedges we had scrambled through when duck-shooting in April, until
+in the evening we entered the river just below Sumbal.
+
+The towing-path was almost, in many places quite, under water, and the
+whole country looked most forlorn and melancholy as the sun went down—a
+pale yellow ball in a pale yellow haze.
+
+_Sunday, May_ 21.—All yesterday we towed up the river against a current
+which ran swift and strong.
+
+The passage of the bridge at Surahal gave us some trouble, as the
+flooded river brought our upper works within a narrow distance of the
+highest point of the span, but we finally scraped through with the loss
+of a portion of the railing which decorated our upper deck.
+
+The strain of towing was severe, so, when a brisk squall and
+threatening thunder-shower overtook us at the mouth of the Sind River,
+we decided to tie up there for the night.
+
+This morning we started at four o’clock, but only reached our berth at
+Srinagar at two, having spent no less than six hours in forcing the
+boats by pole and rope for the last three miles through the town! An
+incredible amount of panting, pushing, yelling, and hauling, with
+frantic invocations to “Jampaws” and other saints, was required to
+enable us to crawl inch by inch against the racing water which met us
+in the narrow canal below the Palace.
+
+All’s well that ends well, and here we are once more in Srinagar, after
+a trip which has been really delightful, albeit the weather latterly
+has not been by any means all that could have been desired, and we have
+slain no bears![2]
+
+[2] Can it be that Bernier was right? “Il ne s’y trouve ni serpens, ni
+tigres, ni ours, ni lions, si ce n’est très rarement.”—_Voyage de
+Kachemire_.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX
+SRINAGAR AGAIN
+
+
+We have spent the last three weeks or so quietly in Srinagar, our boats
+forming links in the long chain that, during the “season,” extends for
+miles along both banks of the river. A large contingent of amphibians
+dwells in the canal leading to the Dal gates, and the Chenar Bagh,
+sacred to the bachelor, shows not a spare inch along its shady length.
+
+Not being either professional globe-trotters or Athenians, we have not
+felt obliged to be perpetually in high-strung pursuit of some new
+thing; and to the seeker after mild and modest enjoyment there is much
+to be said in favour of a sojourn at Srinagar.
+
+Polo, gymkhanas, lawn-tennis, picnics, and golf are everyday
+occurrences, followed by a rendezvous at the club, where every one
+congregates for a smoke and chat, until the sun goes down behind the
+poplars, and the swift shikaras come darting over the stream like
+water-beetles to carry off the sahibs to their boats, to dress, dine,
+and reassemble for “bridge,” or perhaps a dance at Nedou’s Hotel, or at
+that most hospitable hub of Srinagar, the Residency.
+
+Polo is, naturally, practically restricted to the man who brings up his
+ponies from the Punjab, but golf is for all, and the nine-hole course,
+although flat, is not stale, and need not be unprofitable, unless you
+are fallen upon—as I was—by two stalwart Sappers, sons of Canada and
+potent wielders of the cleek, who gave me enough to do to keep my
+rupees in my pocket and the honour of the mother country upheld!
+
+On May 26th we took shikara and paddled across the Dal Lake to see
+something of the Mohammedan festival, consisting in a pilgrimage to the
+Mosque of Hasrat Bal, where a hair of the prophet’s beard is the
+special object of adoration.
+
+As we neared the goal the plot thickened. Hundreds of boats—from
+enormous doungas containing the noisy inhabitants of, I should suppose,
+a whole village, down to the tiniest shikara, whose passenger was
+perched with careful balance to retain a margin of safety to his two
+inches of freeboard—converged upon the crowded bank, above which rose
+the mosque.
+
+How can I best attempt to describe the din, the crush, the light, the
+colour? Was it like Henley? Well, perhaps it might be considered as a
+mad, fantastic Henley. Replace the fair ladies and the startling
+“blazers” with veiled houris and their lords clad in all colours of the
+rainbow; for one immortal “Squash” put hundreds of “squashes,” all
+playing upon weird instruments, or singing in “a singular minor key”;
+let the smell of outlandish cookery be wafted to you from the “family”
+boats and from the bivouacs on the shore; let a constant uproar fall
+upon your ears as when the Hall defeats Third Trinity by half a length;
+and, finally, for the flat banks of Father Thames and the trim lawns of
+Phyllis Court, you must substitute the Nasim Bagh crowned with its huge
+chenars, and Mahadco looking down upon you from his thirteen thousand
+feet of precipice and snow.
+
+Half-an-hour of this kaleidoscopic whirl of gaiety satisfied us. The
+sun, in spite of an awning, was a little trying, so we sought the quiet
+and shade of the Nasim Bagh for lunch and repose.
+
+Returning towards Srinagar about sundown, we stopped to visit the
+ancient Mosque of Hassanabad, which stands on a narrow inlet or creek
+of the Dal Lake, shaded by chenars and willows in all their fresh
+spring green. A little lawn of softest turf slopes up gently to the
+ruined mosque, of which a portion of an apse and vaulted dome alone
+stand sentinel over its fallen greatness. Around lie the tombs of
+princes, whose bones have mouldered for eight hundred years under the
+irises, which wave their green sabres crowned with royal purple in the
+whispering twilight.
+
+Near by, the mud and timber walls of a ziarat stand, softly brown,
+supporting a deeply overhanging, grass-grown roof, blazing with scarlet
+tulips. Through its very centre, and as though supporting it, pierces
+the gnarled trunk of a walnut tree, reminding one of Ygdrasil, the
+Upholder of the Universe.
+
+_May_ 27.—What an improvement it would be if a house-dounga could be
+fitted with torpedo netting! Jane finds herself in the most
+embarrassing situations, while dressing in the morning, from the
+unwelcome pertinacity of the merchants who swarm up the river in the
+early hours from their lairs, and lay themselves alongside the helpless
+house-boats.
+
+By 10 A.M. we have to repel boarders in all directions. Mr. Sami Joo is
+endeavouring to sell boots from the bow, while Guffar Ali is pressing
+embroidery on our acceptance from the stern. Ali Jan is in a boat full
+of carved-wood rubbish on the starboard side, while Samad Shah,
+Sabhana, and half-a-dozen other robbers line the river bank opposite
+our port windows and clamour for custom. A powerful garden-hose of
+considerable calibre might be useful, but for the present I have given
+Sabz Ali orders to rig out long poles, which will prevent the enemy
+from so easily getting to close quarters.
+
+_June_ 17.—It is quite curious that it should be so difficult to find
+time to keep up this journal. Mark Twain, in that best of burlesques,
+_The Innocents Abroad_ affirms, if I remember rightly, that you could
+not condemn your worst enemy to greater suffering than to bind him down
+to keep an accurate diary for a year.
+
+It is the inexorable necessity for writing day by day one’s impressions
+that becomes so trying; and yet it must be done daily if it is to be
+done at all, for the only virtue I can attain to in writing is truth;
+and impressions from memory, like sketches from memory, are of no value
+from the hand of any but a master.
+
+The time set apart for diary-writing is the hour which properly
+intervenes between chota hasri and the announcement of my bath; but,
+somehow, there never seems to be very much time. Either the early tea
+is late or bath is early, or a shikar expedition, with a grass slipper
+in pursuit of flies, takes up the precious moments, and so the business
+of the day gets all behindhand.
+
+The fly question is becoming serious. Personally, I do not consider
+that fleas, mosquitoes, or any other recognised insect pests
+(excepting, perhaps, harvest bugs) are so utterly unendurable as the
+“little, busy, thirsty fly.” It seems odd, too, as he neither stings
+nor bites, that he should be so objectionable; but his tickly method of
+walking over your nose or down your neck, and the exasperating
+pertinacity with which he refuses to take “no” for an answer when you
+flick him delicately with a handkerchief, but “cuts” and comes again,
+maddens you until you rise, bloody-minded in your wrath, and, seizing
+the nearest sledgehammer, fall upon the brute as he sits twiddling his
+legs in a sunny patch on the table, then lo—
+
+“Unwounded from the dreadful close “—
+
+
+he frisks cheerfully away, leaving you to gather up cursefully the
+fragments of the china bowl your wife bought yesterday in the bazaar!
+
+How he manages to congregate in his legions in this ship is a mystery.
+Every window is guarded by “meat safe” blinds of wire gauze; the doors
+are, normally, kept shut; and yet, after one has swept round like an
+irate whirlwind with a grass slipper, and slain or desperately wounded
+every visible fly in the cabin, and at last sat down again to pant and
+paint, hoping for surcease from annoyance, not five minutes pass before
+one, two, nay, a round dozen of the miscreants are gaily licking the
+moisture off the cobalt (may they die in agony!), or trying to swim
+across the glass of water, or playing hop-scotch on the nape of my
+neck.
+
+From what mysterious lair or hidden orifice they come I know not, but
+here they are in profusion until another massacre of the innocents is
+decreed.
+
+It is a sound thing to go round one’s sleeping-cabin at night before
+“turning in,” and make a bag of all that can be found “dreaming the
+happy hours away” on the bulkheads and ceiling. It sends us to bed in
+the virtuous frame of mind of the Village Blacksmith—
+
+“Something attempted, something done,
+Has earned a night’s repose”
+
+
+There are other microbes besides flies in Kashmir which are
+exasperating—coolies, for instance.
+
+I had engaged men through Chattar Singh (the State Transport factotum
+at Srinagar) to take us up the river, and decreed that we should start
+at 4 A.M. yesterday.
+
+We had been to an _al fresco_ gathering at the Residency the night
+before, and so were rather sleepy in the early morning, and I did not
+wake at four o’clock. At six we had not got far on our way, and at ten
+we were but level with Pandrettan, barely three miles from Srinagar as
+the crow (that model of rectilinear volition) flies.
+
+I was busy painting all the forenoon, and failed to note the sluggish
+steps of our coolies, but in the afternoon it was borne in upon us that
+if we wanted to reach Avantipura that night, as we had arranged, a
+little acceleration was necessary.
+
+Then the trouble began. The coolies were bone-lazy, the admiral and
+first-lieutenant were sulky, and the weather was stuffy and threatened
+thunder—the conditions were altogether detrimental to placidity of
+temper.
+
+By sunset we had the shikari, the kitchen-maid, and the sweeper on the
+tow-rope, and even the great and good Sabz Ali was seen to bear a hand
+in poling. Much recrimination now ensued between Sabz Ali and the
+Admiral, and the whole crowd made the air resound with Kashmiri
+“language,” every one, apparently, abusing everybody else, and making
+very nasty remarks about their lady ancestors.
+
+At 10 P.M. I got four more coolies from a village, apparently chiefly
+inhabited by dogs, who deeply resented our proximity, and at 2 o’clock
+this morning we reached the haven where we would be—Avantipura.
+
+This morning I discharged the Srinagar coolies and took a fresh lot,
+who pull better and talk less.
+
+How differently things may be put and yet the truth retained. Yesterday
+we reclined at our ease in our cosy floating cottage, towed up the
+lovely river by a picturesque crew of bronze Kashmiris, the swish of
+the passing water only broken by their melodious voices. The brilliancy
+of the morning gave way in the afternoon to a soft haze which fell over
+the snowy ranges, mellowing their clear tones to a soft and pearly
+grey, while the reflections of the big chenars which graced the river
+bank deepened us the afternoon shadows lengthened and spread over the
+wide landscape. Towards evening we strolled along the river bank
+plucking the ripe mulberries, and idly watching the terns and
+kingfishers busily seeking their suppers over the glassy water; and at
+night we sat on deck while the moon rose higher in the quiet sky, and
+the dark river banks assumed a clearer ebony as she rose above the
+lofty fringe of trees, until the towing-path lay a track of pure silver
+reaching away to the dim belt of woodland which shrouded Avantipura.
+
+That is a perfectly accurate description of the day, and so is this:—
+
+It was very hot—and there is nothing hid from the heat of the sun on
+board a wooden house-dounga. The flies, too, were unusually malevolent,
+and I could scarcely paint, and my wife could hardly read by reason of
+their unwelcome attentions.
+
+The coolies were a poor lot and a slack, and as the day grew stuffier
+and sultrier so did their efforts on the tow-path become “small by
+degrees and beautifully less.”
+
+That irrepressible bird—the old cock—refused to consider himself as
+under arrest in his hen-coop, and insisted upon crowing about fifteen
+times a minute with that fidgeting irregularity which seems peculiar to
+certain unpleasant sounds, and which retains the ear fixed in nervous
+tension for the next explosion of defiance or pride, or whatever evil
+impulse it is which causes a cock to crow.
+
+Driven overboard by the cock, and a feeling that exercise would be
+beneficial, we landed in the afternoon, and plodded along the bank for
+some miles. The innumerable mulberry trees are loaded with ripe fruit,
+the ground below being literally black with fallen berries. We ate
+some, and pronounced them to be but mawkish things.
+
+After dinner we sat on deck, as the lamp smelt too strongly to let us
+enjoy ourselves in the cabin, and the coolies on the bank and the
+people in our boat and those in the cook-boat engaged in a triangular
+duel of words, until the last few grains of my patience ran through the
+glass, and I spake with _my_ tongue.
+
+There is certainly some curious quality in the air of this country
+which affects the nerves: maybe it is the elevation at which one
+lives—certain it is that many people complain of unwonted irritability
+and susceptibility to petty annoyances. And, while travelling in
+Kashmir is easy and comfortable enough along beaten tracks, yet the
+petty worries connected with all matters of transport and supply are
+incessant, and become much more serious if one cannot speak or
+understand Hindustani.
+
+It takes some little time for the Western mind to grasp the fact that
+the Kashmiri cannot and must not be treated on the “man and brothel”
+principle.
+
+He is by nature a slave, and his brain is in many respects the
+undeveloped brain of a child; in certain ways, however, his outward
+childishness conceals the subtlety of the Heathen Chinee.
+
+He has in no degree come to comprehend the dignity of labour any more
+than a Poplar pauper comprehends it, but fortunately his Guardians,
+while granting certain advantages in his tenure of land and payment of
+rent, have bound him, in return, to work for a fair payment, when
+required to do so by his Government, as exercised by the local
+Tehsildhar.
+
+The demand made upon a village for coolies is not, therefore, an
+arbitrary and high-handed system of bullying, but simply a call upon
+the villages to fulfil their obligation towards the State by doing a
+fair day’s work for a fair day’s pay of from four to six annas.
+
+I do not, of course, propose to entangle myself in the working of the
+Land Settlement, which is most fully and admirably explained in
+Lawrence’s _Valley of Kashmir_.
+
+The coolie, drawn from his native village reluctant, like a periwinkle
+from its shell, is never a good starter, and when he finds himself at
+the end of a tow-rope or bowed beneath half a hundredweight of the
+sahib’s trinkets, with a three-thousand-feet pass to attain in front of
+him, he is extremely apt to burst into tears—idle tears—or be overcome
+by a fit of that fell disease—“the lurgies.” Lest my reader should not
+be acquainted with this illness, at least under that name, here is the
+diagnosis of the lurgies as given by a very ordinary seaman to the
+ship’s doctor.
+
+“Well, sir, I eats well, and I sleeps well; but when I’ve got a job of
+work to do—Lor’ bless you, sir! I breaks out all over of a tremble!”
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X
+THE LIDAR VALLEY
+
+
+We were glad enough to leave Srinagar, as that place has been
+undoubtedly trying lately, being extremely hot and relaxing. The river,
+which had been up to the fourteen-foot level, as shown on the gate
+ports at the entrance to the Sunt-i-kul Canal, had fallen to 9-1/2
+feet, and the mud, exposed both on its banks and in the fields and
+flats which had been flooded, must have given out unwholesome
+exhalations, of which the riverine population, the dwellers in
+house-boats and doungas, got the full benefit.
+
+Jane has certainly been anything but well lately, and I confess to a
+certain feeling best described as “slack and livery.”
+
+We had not intended to remain nearly so long in Srinagar, but the
+continuity of the chain of entertainments proved too firm to break, and
+dances and dinners, bridge and golf, kept us bound from day to day,
+until the _fête_ at the Residency on the 15th practically brought the
+Srinagar season to a close, and broke up the line of house-boats that
+had been moored along both banks of the river.
+
+We had arranged to start with a party of three other boats up the
+river, visiting Atchibal with our friends, and then going up the Lidar
+Valley, while they retraced their way to Srinagar.
+
+The most popular bachelor in Kashmir was appointed commodore, and
+deputed to set the pace and arrange rendezvous. He began by sending on
+his big house-boat, dragged by many coolies, to Pampur, a distance of
+some ten miles by water, and, following himself on horseback by road,
+instituted a sort of “Devil take the hindmost” race, for which we were
+not prepared.
+
+On reaching Pampur we heard that the “Baltic Fleet” had sailed for
+Avantipura, so we followed on; but, alas! having made a forced march to
+this latter place, we found that Rodjestvenski Phelps had again escaped
+us and “gone before.”
+
+We consigned him and the elusive “chota resident,” who was in command
+of the rest of the party, to perdition, and decided to pursue the even
+tenor of our way to the Lidar Valley.
+
+The upper reaches of the Jhelum tire not wildly or excitingly lovely.
+The narrowed waters, like sweet Thames, run softly between quiet
+British banks, willow veiled. The wide level flats of the lower river
+give place to low sloping hills or “karewas,” which fall in terraced
+undulations from the foothills of the higher ranges which close in the
+eastern extremity of the Kashmir Valley.
+
+It was well into the evening, and the sun had just set, throwing a
+glorious rosy flush over the snows which surround the Lidar Valley,
+when we came to the picturesque bridge which crosses the stream at
+Bejbehara.
+
+The scene here was charming—a grand festa or religious tamasha being
+toward; the whole river was swarming with boats—great doungas, with
+their festive crews yelling a monotonous chant, paddled uproariously
+by. Light shikaras darted in and out, making up for want of volume in
+their song by the piercing shrillness of their utterances. The banks
+and bridge teemed with swarming life, and all Kashmir seemed to have
+contributed its noisiest members to the revel.
+
+Beyond the bridge we could see through the gathering dusk many
+house-boats of the sahibs clustering under a group of magnificent
+chenars, over whose dark masses the moon was just rising, full orbed.
+The piers of the bridge seemed to be set in foliage, large willows
+having grown up from their bases, giving a most curious effect. We
+marked with some apprehension the swiftness of the oily current which
+came swirling round the piers, and soon we found ourselves stuck fast
+about half-way under the bridge, apparently unable to force our boat
+another inch against the stream which boiled past. An appalling uproar
+was caused by the coolies and the unemployed upon the bridge, who all,
+as usual, gave unlimited advice to every one else as to the proper
+management of affairs under the existing circumstances, but did nothing
+whatever in support of their theories. The situation was becoming quite
+interesting, and the “mem-sahib” and I, sitting on the roof of our
+boat, were speculating as to what would happen next when the Gordian
+knot was cut by the unexpected energy and courage of the
+first-lieutenant, who boldly slapped an argumentative coolie in the
+face, while the admiral dashed promiscuously into the shikara,
+and—yelling “Hard-a-starboard!—Full speed ahead!—Sit on the
+safety—valve!”—boldly shot into an overhanging mulberry tree, wherein
+our tow-rope was much entangled. The rope was cleared, the crew poled
+like fury, the coolies hauled for all they were worth, every one yelled
+himself hoarse, and we forged ahead. We crashed under the mulberry
+tree, which swept us from stem to stern, nearly carrying the hen-coop
+overboard; while Jane and I lay flat under a perfect hail of squashy
+black fruit which covered the upper deck.
+
+We went on shore for a moonlight stroll after dinner. The place was
+like a glorified English park; chenars of the first magnitude, taking
+the place of oaks, rose from the short crisp turf, while a band of
+stately poplars stood sentry on the river bank. Through blackest shadow
+and over patches of moonlit sward we rambled till we came upon the
+ruins of a temple, of which little was left but a crumbled heap of
+masonry in the middle of a rectangular grassy hollow which had
+evidently been a tank, small detached mounds, showing where the piers
+of a little bridge had stood, giving access to the building from the
+bank. An avenue of chenars led straight to the bridge, showing either
+the antiquity of the trees or the comparatively modern date of the
+temple.
+
+_June 19_.—Yesterday afternoon we left Bejbehara, and went on to
+Kanbal, the port of Islamabad. A hot and sultry day, oppressive and
+enervating to all but the flies, which were remarkably energetic and
+lively. The river below Islamabad is quite narrow, and hemmed in
+between high mudbanks.
+
+Here we found the “Baltic Fleet,” but, knowing that our fugitive
+friends must have already reached Atchibal, we held to our intention of
+going up the Lidar.
+
+Having tied up to a remarkably smelly bank, which was just lofty enough
+to screen our heated brows from any wandering breeze, we landed to
+explore. A hot walk of a mile or so along a dusty, poplar-lined road
+brought us to the town of Islamabad, which, however, concealed its
+beauties most effectually in a mass of foliage. Although it ranks as
+the second town in Kashmir, it can hardly be said to be more than a big
+village, even allowing for its 9000 inhabitants, its picturesque
+springs, and its boast of having been once upon a time the capital of
+the valley. The first hundred yards of “city,” consisting of a
+highly-seasoned bazaar paved with the accumulated filth of ages, was
+enough to satisfy our thirst for sight-seeing, and after a visit to the
+post-office we trudged back through a most oppressive grey haze to the
+boat. Crowds of the _élite_ of the neighbourhood were hastening into
+Islamabad, where the “tamasha,” which we came upon at Bejbehara, is to
+be continued to-morrow.
+
+We had a good deal of difficulty in getting transport for our
+expedition, as the Assistant Resident and his party had, apparently,
+cleared the place of available ponies and coolies. An appeal to the
+Tehsildhar was no use, as that dignitary had gone to Atchibal in the
+Court train. However, a little pressure applied to Lassoo, the local
+livery stablekeeper, produced eight baggage ponies and a good-looking
+cream-coloured steed, with man’s saddle, for my wife.
+
+The syce, a jovial-looking little flat-faced fellow, was a native of
+Ladakh.
+
+We made a fairly early start, getting off about six, and, having
+skirted the town and passed the neat little Zenana Mission Hospital, we
+had a pretty but uneventful march of some six miles to Bawan, where,
+under a big chenar, we halted for the greater part of the day.
+
+Here let me point out that life is but a series of neglected
+opportunities. We were within a couple of miles of Martand, the
+principal temple in Kashmir, and we did not go to see it! I blush as I
+write this, knowing that hereafter no well-conducted globe-trotter will
+own to my acquaintance, and, indeed, the case requires explanation.
+Well, then, it was excessively hot; we were both in bad condition, and
+I had ten miles more to march, so we decided to visit Martand on our
+way down the valley. Alas! we came this way no more.
+
+Little knowing how much we were missing, we sat contented in the shade
+while the hot hours went by, merely strolling down to visit a sacred
+tank full of cool green water and swarming with holy carp, which
+scrambled in a solid mass for bits of the chupatty which Jane threw to
+them.
+
+A clear stream gushed out of a bank overhung by a tangle of wild
+plants. To the left was a weird figure of the presiding deity, painted
+red, and frankly hideous.
+
+We were truly sorry to feel obliged, at four o’clock, to leave Bawan
+with its massy trees and abundance of clear running water, and step out
+into the heat and glare of the afternoon.
+
+I found it a trying march. The road led along a fairly good track among
+rice-fields, whence the sloping sun glinted its maddening reflection,
+but here and there clumps of walnuts—the fruit just at the pickling
+stage—cast a broad cool shadow, in which one lingered to pant and mop a
+heated brow e’er plunging out again into the grievous white sunlight.
+
+The cavalcade was increased during the afternoon by the addition to our
+numbers of a dog—a distinctly ugly, red-haired native sort of dog,
+commonly called a pi-dog. He appeared, full of business—from nowhere in
+particular—and his business appeared to be to go to Eshmakam with us.
+
+As we neared that place the road began to rise through the loveliest
+woodland scenery—white roses everywhere in great bushes of foamy white,
+and in climbing wreaths that drooped from the higher trees, wild indigo
+in purple patches reminding one not a little of heather. Above the
+still unseen village a big ziarat or monastery shone yellow in the
+sinking sunlight, and overhead rose a rugged grey wall of strangely
+pinnacled crags, outliers of the Wardwan, showing dusky blue in the
+clear-cut shadows, and rose grey where the low sun caught with dying
+glory the projecting peaks and bastions.
+
+In a sort of orchard of walnut trees, on short, clean, green grass, we
+pitched our tents, and right glad was I to sit in a comfortable
+Roorkhee chair and admire the preparations for dinner after a stiff
+day, albeit we only “made good” some sixteen miles at most.
+
+_June_ 20.—A brilliant morning saw us off for Pahlgam, along a road
+which was simply a glorified garden. Roses white and roses pink in wild
+profusion, jasmin both white and yellow, wild indigo, a tall and very
+handsome spiraea, forget-me-not, a tiny sort of Michaelmas daisy, wild
+strawberry, and honeysuckle, among many a (to me unknown) blossom,
+clothed the hillside or drooped over the bank of the clear stream, by
+whose flower-spangled margin lay our path, where, as in Milton’s
+description of Eden,
+
+“Each beauteous flower,
+Iris all hues, roses, and jessamine
+Reared high their flourished heads.”
+
+
+Soon the valley narrowed, and closer on our left roared the Lidar,
+foaming over its boulders in wild haste to find peace and tranquil flow
+in the broad bosom of Jhelum.
+
+The road became somewhat hilly, and at one steep zigzag the nerves of
+Jane failed her slightly and she dismounted, rightly judging that a
+false step on the part of the cream-coloured courser would be followed
+by a hurried descent into the Lidar. I explained to her that I would
+certainly do what I could for her with a dredge in the Wular when I
+came down, but she preferred, she said, not to put me to any
+inconvenience in the matter. We were asked to subscribe, a few days
+later, at Pahlgam to provide the postman with a new pony, his late
+lamented “Tattoo” having been startled by a flash of lightning at that
+very spot, and having paid for the error with his life.
+
+A halt was called for lunch under a blue pine, where we quickly
+discovered how paltry its shade is in comparison with the generous
+screen cast by a chenar; scarcely has the heated traveller picked out a
+seemingly umbrageous spot to recline upon when, lo! a flickering shaft
+of sunlight, broken into an irritating dazzle by a quivering bunch of
+pine needles, strikes him in the eye, and he sets to work to crawl
+vainly around in search of a better screen.
+
+Nothing approaches the great circle of solid coolness thrown by a big
+chenar. The walnut does its best, and comes in a good second. Pines
+(especially blue ones) are, as I remarked before, unsatisfactory.
+
+But if the pine is not all that can be wished as a shade-producer, he
+is in all his varieties a beautiful object to look upon. First, I
+think, in point of magnificence towers the Himalayan spruce, rearing
+his gaunt shaft,
+
+“Like the mast of some tall ammiral,”
+
+
+from the shelving steeps that overhang the torrents, and piercing high
+into the blue. In living majesty he shares the honours with the deodar,
+but he is merely good to look upon; his timber is useless and in his
+decay his fallen and lightning-blasted remains lie rotting on these
+wild hills, while the precious trunks of the deodar and the excelsa are
+laboriously collected, and floated and dragged to the lower valleys,
+producing much good money to Sir Amar Singh and the best of building
+timber to the purchaser.
+
+The road towards Pahlgam is a charming woodland walk, where the wild
+strawberries, still hardly out of flower, grow thick amidst a tangle of
+chestnut, yew, wild cherry, and flowering shrubs. Overhead and to the
+right the rocky steeps rise abruptly until they culminate in the crags
+of Kohinar, and on the left the snow-fed Lidar roars “through the
+cloven ravine in cataract after cataract.”
+
+About four miles from Pahlgam, on turning a corner of the gorge, a
+splendid view bursts upon the wayfarer. The great twin brethren of
+Kolahoi come suddenly into sight, where they stand blocking the head of
+the valley, their double peaks shining with everlasting snow.
+
+It needed all the beauty of the scene to make me forget that the
+thirteen miles from Eshmakam were long and hot, and that I was woefully
+out of condition, and we rejoiced to see the gleam of tents amid the
+pine-wood which constitutes the camping-ground of Pahlgam.
+
+We sat peacefully on the thyme and clover-covered maiden, amongst a
+herd of happily browsing cattle, until our tents were up and the
+irritating but needful bustle of arrival was over, and the tea-table
+spread.
+
+Pahlgam stands some 2000 feet above Srinagar, and although it is not
+supposed to be bracing, yet to us, jaded votaries of fashion in stuffy
+Srinagar, the fresh, clear, pine-scented air was purely delightful, and
+a couple of days saw us “like kidlings blythe and merry”—that is to
+say, as much so as a couple of sedate middle-aged people could
+reasonably be expected to appear. The camping-ground is in a wood of
+blue pines, which, extending from the steeper uplands, covers much of
+the leveller valley, and abuts with woody promontories on the flowery
+strath which borders the river. Here some dozen or so of visitors had
+already selected little clearings, and the flicker of white tents, the
+squealing of ponies, and the jabber of native servants banished all
+ideas of loneliness.
+
+About half a mile below the camping-ground is the bungalow of Colonel
+Ward, clear of the wood and with Kolahoi just showing over the green
+shoulder which hides him from Pahlgam. I was fortunate enough to find
+the Colonel before he left for Datchgam to meet the Residency party,
+and to get, through his kindness, certain information which I wanted
+about the birds of Kashmir.
+
+An enthusiast in natural history, Colonel Ward has given himself with
+heart-whole devotion for many years to the study of the beasts and
+birds of Kashmir, and he is practically the one and only authority on
+the subject.
+
+We were very anxious to cross the high pass above Lidarwat over into
+the Sind Valley, having arranged to meet the Smithsons at Gangabal on
+their way back from Tilail. Knowing that Colonel Ward would be posted
+as to the state of the snow, I had written to him from Srinagar for
+information. His reply, which I got at Islamabad, was not encouraging,
+nor was his opinion altered now. The pass might be possible, but was
+certainly not advisable for ladies at present.
+
+_Friday, June 23_.—We were detained here at Pahlgam until about one
+o’clock to-day, as Colonel Ward, as well as two minor potentates, had
+marched yesterday, employing every available coolie. The fifteen whom I
+required were sent back to me by the Colonel, and turned up about noon,
+so, after lunch, we set forth.
+
+Camels are usually unwilling starters. I knew one who never could be
+induced to do his duty until a fire had been lit under him as a gentle
+stimulant. He lived in Suakin, and existence was one long grievance to
+him, but no other animal with which I am acquainted approaches a
+Pahlgam coolie in _vis inertiâ_.
+
+Whether a too copious lunch had rendered my men torpid, or whether the
+attractions of their happy homes drew them, I know not, but after the
+loads (and these not heavy) had been, after much wrangling, bound upon
+their backs, and they had limped along for a few hundred yards or so,
+one fell sick, or said he was sick, and, peacefully squatting on a
+convenient stone, refused to budge.
+
+We were still close to some of the scattered huts of Pahlgam, so an
+authority, in the shape of a lumbadhar or chowkidar, or some such, came
+to our help, and promptly collected for us an elderly gentleman who was
+tending his flocks and herds in the vicinity. Doubtless it was
+provoking, when he was looking forward to a comfortable afternoon tea
+in the bosom of his family, after a hard day’s work of doing nothing,
+to be called upon to carry a nasty angular yakdan for seven miles along
+a distinctly uneven road; but was he therefore justified in blubbering
+like a baby, and behaving like an ape being led to execution?
+
+The first half-mile was dreadful. At every couple of hundred yards the
+coolies would sit down in a bunch, groaning and crying, and nothing
+less than a push or a thump would induce them to move. We felt like
+slave-drivers, and indeed Sabz Ali and the shikari behaved as such,
+although their prods and objurgations were not so hurtful as they
+appeared, being somewhat after the fashion of the tale told by an
+idiot,
+
+“Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”
+
+
+Presently we became so much irritated by the ceaseless row that we
+decided to sit down and read and sketch by the roadside, in order to
+let the whole mournful train pass out of sight and earshot.
+
+Now, I wish to maintain in all seriousness that I am not a Legree, and
+that, although I by no means hold the “man and brother” theory, yet I
+am perfectly prepared to respect the _droits de l’homme_.
+
+This may appear a statement inconsistent with my acknowledgment that I
+permitted coolies to be beaten—the beating being no more than a
+technical “assault,” and never a “thrashing!”—but my contention is that
+when you have to deal with people of so low an organisation that they
+can only be reached by elementary arguments, they must be treated
+absolutely as children, and judiciously whacked as such.
+
+No Kashmiri without the impulsion of _force majeure_ would ever do any
+work—no logical argument will enable him to see ultimate good in
+immediate irksomeness.
+
+It is very difficult for the Western mind to give the Kashmiri credit
+for any virtues, his failings being so conspicuous and repellent; for
+not only is he an outrageous coward, but he feels no shame in admitting
+his cowardice. He is a most accomplished thief, and the truth is not in
+him. He and his are much fouler than Neapolitan lazzaroni, and his
+morals—well, let us give the Kashmiri his due, and turn to his virtues.
+He is, on the whole, cheerful and lively, devoted to children, and kind
+to animals.[1]
+
+[1] This is incorrect, the European Residents having frequently
+attempted, but hitherto vainly, to induce the native authorities to
+curb Kashmiri cruelty.
+
+
+Here is a story which is fairly characteristic of the charming
+Kashmiri.
+
+During the floods which nearly ruined Kashmir in 1901, a village near a
+certain colonel’s bungalow was in danger of losing all its crops and
+half its houses, the neighbouring river being in spate. My friend, on
+going to see if anything could be done, found the water rising, and the
+adult male inhabitants of the village lying upon the ground, and
+beating their heads and hands upon it in woebegone impotence.
+
+He walked about upon their stomachs a little to invigorate them, and,
+sending forthwith for a gang of coolies from an adjacent village which
+lay a little higher, he set the whole crowd to work to divert part of
+the stream by means of driftwood and damming, and was, in the end, able
+to save the houses and a good part of the crops.
+
+When the hired coolies came to be paid for their labour, the villagers
+also put in a claim for wages, and were desperately vexed at my
+friend’s refusal to grant it, complaining bitterly of having had to
+work hard for nothing!
+
+You will find a good description of the Kashmiri in _All’s Well that
+Ends Well:_—
+
+_Parolles_. He will steal, sir, an egg out of a cloister…. He professes
+not keeping of oaths, in breaking them, he is stronger than Hercules.
+He will lie, sir, with such volubility, that you would think truth were
+a fool: drunkenness is his best virtue; … he has everything that an
+honest man should not have; what an honest man should have, he has
+nothing.
+
+
+He excels his brother for a coward, yet his brother is reputed one of
+the best that is: in a retreat he outruns any lackey; marry, in coming
+on he has the cramp.
+
+
+We had not long sat sketching and basking in the genial glow of a
+summer afternoon among the mountains, when it began to be borne in upon
+us that the weather was going to change, and that the usual
+thunderstorm was meditating a descent upon us. Black clouds came
+boiling up over the mountain peaks, and the too familiar grumble of
+distant thunder sent us hurrying along the lovely ravine, through which
+the path leads to Aru. Only a seven miles’ journey, but ere we had gone
+half-way the storm broke, and a thick veil of sweeping rain fell
+between us and the surrounding mountains.
+
+Presently we found a serious solution of continuity in the track,
+which, after leading us along a precarious ledge by the side of the
+river, finished abruptly; sheared clean off by a recent landslip.
+
+We were very wet, but the river looked wetter still, and it boiled
+round the rocky point, where the road should have been but was not, in
+a distinctly disagreeable manner.
+
+However, Jane dismounting, I climbed upon the cream-coloured courser,
+and proceeded to ford the gap. The water swirled well above the syce’s
+knees, but the noble steed picked his way with the greatest
+circumspection over and among the submerged boulders, till, after
+splashing through some hundred yards of water, he deposited me, not
+much wetter than before, on the continuation of the high-road, whence I
+had the satisfaction of watching Jane go through the same performance.
+
+Hoping against hope that the coolies, by a little haste, might have got
+the tents pitched before the storm came on, we plodded on, until, wet
+to the very skin, we slopped into Aru, to behold a draggled party
+squatting round a central floppy heap in a wet field, which, as we
+gazed, slowly upreared itself into a drooping tent.
+
+In dear old England this sort of experience would have spelt shocking
+colds, and probably rheumatism for life, but here—well, we crawled into
+our tent and found it, thanks to a couple of waterproof sheets spread
+on the ground, surprisingly dry. A change of clothes, a good dinner,
+produced under the most unfavourable circumstances from a wretched
+little cooking-tent, and a fire burning goodness knows how, in the
+open, showed the world to be quite a nice place after all.
+
+After dinner a great camp-fire was lit in front of our tent, the rain
+cleared off, and I sat smoking with much content, while all our soaking
+garments were festooned on branches round the blaze, and Jane and I
+turned them like roasting joints, at intervals, until the steam rose
+like incense towards the stars.
+
+The coolies, too, had quite got over their homesickness, and were
+extraordinarily cheerful, their incessant jabber falling as a lullaby
+on our ears as we dropped off to sleep.
+
+_Saturday, June_ 24.—We got away in good time for our short eight-mile
+march to Lidarwat. The coolies went off gaily—the day was warm and
+brilliant, and the views down the valley towards Pahlgam superb.
+
+We had camped on the low ground at Aru, just across the bridge, but
+about half a mile on, and upon a grassy plateau there is an ideal
+camping-ground facing down the Lidar Valley, towards the peaks which
+rise behind Pahlgam. Want of water is the only drawback to this spot,
+but if mussiks are carried, water can easily be brought from a small
+nullah towards Lidarwat.
+
+Tearing ourselves away from this spot, and turning our backs upon one
+of the most gorgeous views in Kashmir, we plunged into a beautiful
+wood. Maidenhair and many another fern grew in masses among the great
+roots which twined like snakes over the rocky slopes. Far below, with
+muffled roar, the unseen river tore its downward way.
+
+By-and-by, the path emerging from the wood shelved along a green
+hillside, where bracken and golden spurge clothed the little hollows,
+while wild wall-flower, Jacob’s Ladder, and a large purple cranes-bill
+brightened the slopes where happy cattle, but lately released from
+their winter’s imprisonment, were feeding greedily on the young green
+grass.
+
+I fancy the cattle have a remarkably poor time here in winter. Hay is
+not made, and very little winter forage seems to be collected. As the
+snows fall lower on the hills, the flocks and herds are driven down to
+the low ground, where they drag through the dark days as best they can,
+on maize-stalks and such like.
+
+I noticed early in May the water buffaloes just turned out to graze in
+the Lolab, and more weakly, melancholy collections of skin—and—bone I
+have seldom seen.
+
+Now, however, up high in every sunny grassy valley, the Gujars may be
+found camping with their flocks—cattle, ponies, buffaloes, and goats,
+working upwards hard on the track of the receding snow, where the
+primula and the gentian star the spring turf.
+
+A series of grassy uplands brought us close to Lidarwat, when a sharp
+shower, arriving unexpectedly from nowhere in particular, sent us to
+eat our lunch under the shelter of some fairly waterproof trees in the
+company of a herd of water buffaloes of especially evil aspect.
+
+One hoary brute in particular, with enormous horns and pale blue eyes,
+made me think of the legend concerning the origin of the buffalo.
+
+When the Almighty was hard at work creating the animals, the devil came
+and looked on until he became filled with emulation, and begged the
+Deity to let him try his hand at creation. So the Almighty agreed,
+asking him what beast he would prefer to make, and he said, “A cow.” So
+he went away and created a water buffalo, which so disgusted the
+Creator that the devil was not permitted to make any more experiments.
+
+As soon as the rain held up and the thunder had rolled off up the
+valley, we packed the tiffin basket, had one more drink from an icy
+spring, and left the shelter of the friendly trees, followed by the
+glares of all the buffaloes, who appear to have a decided antipathy to
+the “sahib logue.”
+
+We soon came to Lidarwat, passing several tents there, pitched by the
+edge of a green lawn, and sheltered by a deep belt of trees. Crossing
+to the right bank of the river by the usual rickety bridge, we
+continued our way, as the farther up the glen we get to-night, the less
+shall we leave for to-morrow, when we intend to visit the Kolahoi
+Glacier.
+
+The cream-coloured courser nearly wrecked my Kashmir holiday at this
+point, owing to the silly dislike of white folk which he possesses in
+common with the buffaloes. As I was incautiously handing Jane her
+beloved parasol, he whisked round and let out at me, and I was only
+saved from a nasty kick by my closeness to the beast, whose hock made
+such an impression upon my thigh as to cause me to go a bit short for a
+while.
+
+We camped in rather a moist-looking place, where the wood begins to
+show signs of finishing, and the slopes fall steep and bare to the
+river.
+
+A rather rank and weedy undergrowth was not inviting, and was strongly
+suggestive of dampness and rheumatism. It was fairly chilly, too, at
+night, as our camp was some 11,000 feet above the sea, and the little
+breezes that came sighing through the pines were straight from the
+snow.
+
+_Sunday, June 25_.—A most glorious morning saw us start early for an
+expedition to the Kolahoi Glacier. The sombre ravine in which we were
+camped amid the pines lay still in a mysterious blue haze, but the sun
+had already caught the snow-streaked mountain-tops to our left, and
+gilded their rugged sides with a swiftly descending mantle of warmth
+and light.
+
+A very fine waterfall came tumbling down a wooded chasm on our right,
+and as fine waterfalls are scarce in Kashmir we stopped for some time
+to admire it duly.
+
+The track now led out into a wide and treeless valley, flanked by
+snow-crowned mountains, and we pushed on merrily until we arrived at
+the brink of a rascally torrent, which gave us some trouble to ford,
+being both exceeding swift and fairly deep. Luckily, it was greedy,
+and, not content with one channel, had spread itself out into four or
+five branches, and thus so squandered itself that Jane on her pony and
+I on coolie-back accomplished the passage without mishap. For some
+miles we held on along an easy path which curved to the right along the
+right bank of the river, which was spanned in many places by great snow
+bridges, often hundreds of yards in width. We lunched sitting on the
+trunk of a dead birch which had been carried by the snow down from its
+eyrie, and then left, a melancholy skeleton, bleaching on the slowly
+melting avalanche. Some two miles farther on we could see the end of
+the Kolahoi Glacier, its grey and rock-strewn snout standing abrupt
+above the white slopes of snow.
+
+Behind rose the fine peak of Harbagwan, in as yet undisputed splendour,
+Kolahoi being still hidden behind the cliffs which towered on our
+right.
+
+Distances seem short in this brilliant air, but we walked for a long
+while over the short turf, flushing crimson with primulas and golden
+with small buttercups, and then over snowy hillocks, before we reached
+the solid ice of the great glacier.
+
+It was so completely covered with fragments of grey rock that Jane
+could hardly he persuaded that it really was an ice slope that we were
+scrambling up with such difficulty, until a peep into a cold mysterious
+cleft convinced her that she was really and truly standing upon 200
+feet of solid ice.
+
+The sight that now burst upon us was one to be remembered. Kolahoi
+towered ethereal—a sunlit wedge of sheer rock some six thousand feet
+above us—into the crystal air. From his feet the white frozen billows
+of the great glacier rolled, a glistering sea, to where we, atoms in
+the enormous loneliness, stood breathless in admiration. Around the
+head of the wide amphitheatre wherein we stood rose a circle of stately
+peaks, their bases flanged with rocky buttresses, dark amid the long
+sweeps of radiant snow, their shattered peaks reared high into the very
+heavens. A great silence reigned. There was no wind with us, and yet,
+even as we watched, a white cloud flitted past the virgin peak of
+Kolahoi—ghostly, intangible; and immediately, even as vultures assemble
+suddenly, no one knows whence, so did the clouds appear, surging over
+the gleaming shoulders of the mountain ridges, and up and round the
+grim precipices. We turned and hurried down the face of the glacier,
+and made for camp, as we knew from much experience that a thunderstorm
+was inevitable.
+
+Over the beds of dirty snow, down by the side of the new-born torrent,
+which leaped full-grown to life from the womb of a green cavern below
+the glacier; over patches of pulpy turf just freed from its wintry
+bondage, and already carpeted with masses of rose-coloured primulas, we
+hastened, keeping to the left bank of the stream, in order to avoid the
+torrent which had so troubled us in the morning, which we knew would be
+deeper in the afternoon owing to the melting of the snows in the
+sunshine.
+
+We had got but a bare half of our journey done when the storm burst,
+and in a very short time we were reduced to the recklessness which
+comes of being as wet as you can possibly be.
+
+ “The thunder bellows far from snow to snow
+(Home, Rose and Home, Provence and La Palie),
+ And loud and louder roars the flood below.
+Heigho! But soon in shelter we shall be
+(Home, Rose and Home, Provence and La Palie).”
+
+
+Crossing the river on a big snow-bridge below the point where our old
+enemy came thundering down the mountain-side, we tramped gaily through
+mud and mire and over slippery rocks until we were gladdened by the
+sight of our camp, dripping away peacefully in the midst of the weeping
+forest.
+
+The rain, as usual, ceased in the evening. A great camp-fire was lit,
+and the neighbouring buffaloes of Gujar-Kote having kindly supplied us
+with milk, we dined wisely and well and dropped off to sleep, lulled by
+the roaring of the Kolahoi River, which raced through the darkness
+close by.
+
+_Tuesday, June 27_.—Being still hopeful of achieving the pass over into
+the Sind, we struck camp early yesterday and marched down to Lidarwat,
+only to find that the party which we knew had camped there with a view
+to crossing, had given up the idea and retreated down the valley; so I
+sent a swift messenger to countermand the three days’ supply of
+“rassad” which I had ordered from Pahlgam for my men, and we marched on
+to Aru. Upon the spur which overlooks Aru we found Dr. Neve encamped,
+and proceeded to discuss the possibility of crossing into the Sind
+Valley _viâ_ Sekwas, Khem Sar, and Koolan. The Doctor, who is an
+enterprising mountaineer, was himself about to cross, but he did not
+encourage Jane to go and do likewise, as he said it would be very
+difficult owing to the late spring, and would probably entail a good
+deal of work with ropes and ice-axes.
+
+This absolutely decided us, our valour being greatly tempered by
+discretion, and we camped quietly at Aru, and came on into Pahlgam this
+forenoon. The river, for some reason best known to itself, was so low
+that we got dry-shod past the corner which had worried us so much on
+the way up.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI
+GANGABAL
+
+
+Friday, _June_ 30.—The last few days have been somewhat uneventful. We
+left Pahlgam at early dawn on Wednesday, just as the first
+lemon-coloured light was spreading in the east over the pine-serrated
+heights above the camp.
+
+The rapids below Colonel Ward’s bungalow, which had been fierce and
+swollen as we passed them on our upward way, were now reduced to
+roaring after the subdued fashion of the sucking dove; so we hardly
+paused to contemplate either them or the big boulder, red-stained and
+holy, at Ganesbal, but hastened on to the point where, just before
+turning a high bluff which shuts him from sight for the last time, we
+got the view of Kolahoi, with the newly-risen sun glowing on his upper
+slopes. An hour flew by much too fast, and it was with great reluctance
+that we finally turned our back on the finest part of the Lidar Valley,
+and sadly resumed our march to Sellar, crossing the river and following
+a rather hot and dull road. Sellar itself is not nearly as pretty as
+Eshmakam, and we grew rather tired of it by evening, as we arrived soon
+after one o’clock, and found little to do or see.
+
+Yesterday we left Sellar and marched to Bejbehara, the hottest and
+dullest march I know of in Kashmir. A shadeless road slopes gently down
+across the plains to the river. All along this road we overtook parties
+of coolies laden with creels of silk cocoons, whose destination is the
+big silk factory at Srinagar, small clouds of hot red dust rising into
+the still air, knocked up by the shuffling tread of their grass-shod
+feet.
+
+In the fields, dry and burnt to our eyes after the green valleys,
+squatted the reapers, snipping the sparse ears, apparently one by one,
+with sickles like penknives. They seemed to get the work done somehow,
+as little sheafs laid in rows bore witness; but the patience of Job
+must have been upon them!
+
+The chenars of Bejbehara threw a most welcome shade from the noonday
+sun, which was striking down with evil force as we panted across the
+steamy rice-fields which surround them.
+
+Hither we came at noon, only to find that our boats were not awaiting
+us as we had directed. A messenger bearing bitter words was promptly
+despatched to root the lazy scoundrels out from Islamabad, while Jane
+and I camped out beneath a huge tree and lunched, worked, and sketched
+until four o’clock, when the Admiral brought the fleet in and fondly
+deemed his day’s work done.
+
+This was by no means our view of the case, and the usual trouble
+began—“No coolies”—“Very late”—“Plenty tired,” &c. &c.
+
+Of course Satarah was defeated, and was soon to be seen sulkily poling
+away in the stern-sheets, while his son-in-law still more sulkily
+paddled in the bow.
+
+We made about eight or ten miles, having a swift current under us,
+before a strong squall came up the valley, making the old ark slue
+about prodigiously, and inducing us to tie up for the night.
+
+This morning we slipped down stream to Srinagar, only halting for a
+short while to obtain some of the native bread for which Pampur is
+celebrated.
+
+The river seemed exceedingly hot and stuffy after the lovely air which
+we have been breathing lately, and we quite determined that the sooner
+we get out of the valley the better for our pleasure, if not for our
+health.
+
+We have been greatly exercised as to how best dispose of the time until
+September, for, during the months of July and August, the heat in the
+valley is very considerable, and every one seeks the higher summer
+retreats. The Smithsons suggested an expedition to Leh, which would,
+undoubtedly, have been a most interesting trip, but which would in no
+wise have spared us in the matter of heat. Had we started about this
+time for Leh we should have reached our destination towards the end of
+July, and would therefore have found ourselves setting out again across
+an arid and extremely hot country on the return journey somewhere about
+the middle of August.
+
+The game did not seem to be worth the candle, and the Smithsons
+themselves shied at the idea when it was borne in upon them that there
+would be little or no shooting to be done _en route_.
+
+The alternatives seemed to lie between Gulmarg, where most of the
+beauty and fashion of Kashmir disports itself during the hot weather,
+Sonamarg, and Pahlgam.
+
+Sonamarg, from description, seemed likely to be quiet, not to say dull,
+as a residence for two months. One cannot live by scenery alone, and
+even the loveliest may become _toujours pâté de l’anguille._
+
+Pahlgam suffered in our eyes from the same failing, and our thoughts
+turned to Gulmarg. Here, however, a difficulty arose. It is a
+notoriously wet place. We heard horrid tales of golf enthusiasts
+playing in waders, and of revellers half drowned while returning from
+dinners in neighbouring tents.
+
+We thought of rooms in Nedou’s Hotel, but our memories of this hostelry
+in Srinagar were not altogether sweet, and we did not in the least
+hanker after a second edition; moreover, every available room had been
+engaged long ago, and it was extremely doubtful, to say the least of
+it, if the good Mr. Nedou could do anything for us. The prospect of a
+two-month sojourn in a wet tent wherein no fire could ever be lighted,
+and in which Jane pictured her frocks and smart hats lying in their
+boxes all crumpled and shorn of their dainty freshness, was far from
+enticing!
+
+Tent existence, when one lives the simple life far from the madding
+crowd, clad in puttoo and shooting-boots, or grass shoes, is
+delightful; but tent life in the midst of a round of society
+functions—golf, polo, with their attendant teas and dinners—was not to
+be thought of without grave misgiving.
+
+Sorely perplexed, and almost at our wits’ end, the Gordian knot was cut
+by our being offered a small hut which had been occupied by a clerk in
+the State employ, now absent, and which the Resident most kindly placed
+at our disposal for a merely nominal rent. Needless to say we
+gratefully accepted the offer, in spite of the assurance that the hut
+was of very minute dimensions.
+
+_Sunday, July_ 2.—Yesterday we toiled hard in the heat to get
+everything in train for a move to Gulmarg. Subhana, that excellent
+tailor and embroiderer, arranged to have all our heavy luggage sent up
+to meet us on the 10th, and from him, too, we arranged for the hire of
+such furniture as we might require, for we knew that the hut was bare
+as the cupboard of nursery fame.
+
+This morning we set off down the river to keep tryst with the Smithsons
+at Gangabal, where we hope to meet them about the 5th on their way back
+from Tilail. The usual struggle with the crew resulted, also as usual,
+in our favour, and we got right through to Gunderbal at the mouth of
+the Sind River, where we now lie amid a flotilla of boats whose
+occupiers have fled away from the sultriness and smelliness of Srinagar
+in search of the cool currents, both of air and water, which are
+popularly supposed to flow down the Sind.
+
+As Jane and I returned from a visit to the post-office along a
+sweltering path among the rice-fields, from which warm waves of air
+rose steaming into the sunset, we failed to observe the celebrated and
+superior coolness of Gunderbal’
+
+_Thursday, July_ 6.—The lumbadhar of Gunderbal, in spite of his
+magnificent name, is a rascal of the deepest dye. He put much water in
+our milk, to the furious disgust of Sabz Ali, and he failed to provide
+the coolies I had ordered; I therefore reported him to Chattar Singh,
+and sent my messengers forth, like another Lars Porsena, to catch
+coolies.
+
+This was early on Tuesday morning, and a sufficient number of ponies
+and coolies having been got together by 5.30, we started.
+
+I may here note that, owing to a confusion between _Gunderbal_ (the
+port, so to speak, of the Sind Valley, and route to Leh and Thibet) and
+_Gangabal_, a lake lying some 12,000 feet above the sea behind Haramok,
+our arrangement to meet the Smithsons at Gangabal was altered by a
+letter from them announcing their imminent arrival at Gunderbal! This
+was perturbing, but as the mistake was not ours, we decided not to
+allow ourselves to be baulked of a trip for which we had surrendered an
+expedition to Shisha Nag, beyond Pahlgam.
+
+The lower part of the Sind Valley is in nowise interesting; the way was
+both tedious and hot, and we rejoiced greatly when, having crossed the
+Sind River, we found a lovely spring and halted for tiffin. After an
+hour’s rest we followed the main road a little farther, and then,
+passing the mouth of the Chittagul Nullah, turned up the Wangat Valley.
+The scenery became finer, and the last hour’s march along a steep
+mountain-side, with the Wangat River far below on our right, was a
+great improvement on what we had left behind us.
+
+The little village of Wangat, perched upon a steep spur above the
+river, was woefully deficient of anything like a good camping-ground.
+We finally selected a small bare rice patch, which, though extremely
+“knubbly,” had the merits of being almost level, moderately remote from
+the village and its smells, and quite close to a perfect spring.
+
+Yesterday we achieved a really early start, leaving Wangat at 4.15, the
+path being weirdly illuminated by extempore torches made of pine-wood
+which the shikari had prepared. A moderately level march of some three
+miles brought us to the ruined temples of Vernag and the beginning of
+our work, for here the path, turning sharply to the left, led us
+inexorably up the almost precipitous face of the mountain by means of
+short zigzags.
+
+It was a stiff pull. The sun was now peering triumphantly over the
+hills on the far side of the valley, and the path was (an extraordinary
+thing in Kashmir) excessively dusty. Up and on we panted, Jane partly
+supported by having the bight of the shikari’s puggaree round her waist
+while he towed her by the ends.
+
+There was no relaxation of the steep gradient, no water, and no shade,
+and the height to be surmounted was 4000 feet.
+
+If the longest lane has a turning, so the highest hill has a top, and
+we came at last to the blissful point where the path deigned to assume
+an approach to the horizontal, and led us to the most delightful spring
+in Kashmir! The water, ice-cold and clear, gushes out of a crevice in
+the rock, and with the joy of wandering Israelites we threw ourselves
+on the ground, basked in the glorious mountain air, and shouted for the
+tiffin basket.
+
+Only the faithful “Yellow Bag” was forthcoming, the tiffin coolie being
+still “hull down,” and from its varied contents we extracted the only
+edibles, apricots and rock cakes.
+
+Never have we enjoyed any meal more than that somewhat light breakfast,
+washed down by water which was a pure joy to drink.
+
+Alas! There were but two rock cakes apiece! Another half-hour’s
+clamber, along a pretty rough track, brought us to a point whence we
+looked down a long green slope to our destination, Tronkol—a few Gujar
+huts, indistinct amidst a clump of very ancient birch-trees, standing
+out as a sort of oasis among the bare and boulder-strewn slopes.
+
+The view was superb. To the right, the mountain-side fell steeply to
+where, in the depths of the Wangat Nullah, a tiny white thread marked
+the river foaming 4000 feet below, and beyond rose a jagged range of
+spires and pinnacles, snow lying white at the bases of the dark
+precipices. “These are the savage wilds” which bar the route from the
+Wangat into Tilail and the Upper Sind.
+
+Over Tronkol, bare uplands, rising wave above wave, shut out the view
+of Gangabal and the track over into the Erin Nullah and down to
+Bandipur.
+
+On our left towered the bastions of Haramok, his snow-crowned head
+rising grimly into the clear blue sky.
+
+We pitched our camp at Tronkol about two o’clock, on a green level some
+little way beyond the Gujar huts, and just above a stream which picked
+its riotous way along a bed of enormous boulders, sheltered to a
+certain extent by a fringe of hoary birches.
+
+We had never beheld such great birches as these, many of them, alas!
+mere skeletons of former grandeur, whose whitening limbs speak
+eloquently of a hundred years of ceaseless struggle with storm and
+tempest.
+
+I saw no young ones springing up to replace these dying warriors. The
+Gujars and their buffaloes probably prevent any youthful green thing
+from growing. It seems a pity.
+
+Towards evening we observed baggage ponies approaching, and at the
+sight we felt aggrieved; for, in our colossal selfishness, we fancied
+that Tronkol was ours, and ours alone. A small tent was pitched, and
+presently to our surly eyes appeared a lonely lady, who proceeded
+solemnly to play Patience in front of it while her dinner was being got
+ready.
+
+A visit of ceremony, and an invitation to share our “irishystoo” and
+camp-fire, brought Mrs. Locock across, and we made the acquaintance of
+a lady well known for her prowess as a shikari throughout Kashmir—
+
+“There hunted ‘she’ the walrus, the narwal, and the seal.
+ Ah! ’twas a noble game,
+ And, like the lightning’s flame;
+Flew our harpoons of steel”
+
+
+I cannot resist the quotation, but I do not really think Mrs. Locock
+hunts walruses in Kashmir, and I know she doesn’t use a harpoon. No
+matter, she proved a cheery and delightful companion, and we entirely
+forgave her for coming to Tronkol and poaching on our preserves.
+
+We were extremely amused at the surprise she expressed at Jane’s feat
+in climbing from Wangat. Evidently Jane’s reputation is not that of a
+bullock-workman in Srinagar!
+
+This morning we all three went to see Lake Gangabal. An easy path leads
+over some three or four miles of rolling down to our destination, which
+is one of a whole chain of lakes—or rather tarns—which lie under the
+northern slopes of Haramok.
+
+We came first upon a small piece of water, lying blue and still in the
+morning sun, and from which a noisy stream poured forth its glacier
+water. This we had a good deal of trouble in crossing, the ladies being
+borne on the broad backs of coolies, in attitudes more quaint than
+graceful. A second and deeper stream being safely forded, we climbed a
+low ridge to find Gangabad stretched before us—a smooth plane of
+turquoise blue and pale icy green, beneath the dark ramparts of
+Haramok, whose “eagle-baffling” crags and glittering glaciers rose six
+thousand sheer feet above. In the foreground the earth, still brown,
+and only just released from its long winter covering of snow, bore
+masses of small golden ranunculus and rose-hued primulas.
+
+An extraordinary sense of silence and solitude filled one—no birds or
+beasts were visible, and only the tinkle of tiny rills running down to
+the lake, and the distant clamour of the infant river, broke, or rather
+accentuated, the loneliness of the scene.
+
+We had brought breakfast with us, and after eating it we made haste to
+recross the two rivers, because, troublesome as they were to ford in
+the morning, they would certainly grow worse with every hour of
+ice-melting sunshine.
+
+Once more on the camp side, however, we strolled along in leisurely
+mood, staying to lunch on top of the ridge overlooking Tronkol. I left
+the ladies then to find their leisurely way back among the flowery
+hollows, and made for a peak overlooking the head of the Chittagul
+Nullah. A sharp climb up broken rocks and over snow slopes brought me
+to the top, a point some 13,500 feet above the sea. In front of me
+Haramok, seamed with snow-filled gullies, still towered far above;
+immediately below, the saddle—brown, bare earth, snow-streaked—divided
+the Chittagul Nullah from Tronkol. Far away down the valley the Sind
+River gleamed like a silver thread in the afternoon light, and beyond,
+the Wular lay a pale haze in the distance.
+
+To the northward rose the fantastic range of peaks that overhang the
+Wangat gorge, and almost below my feet, at a depth of some 1500 feet,
+lay a sombre lakelet, steely dark and still, in the shadow of the ridge
+upon which I sat.
+
+The sun was going down fast into a fleecy bed of clouds, amid which I
+knew that Nanga Parbat lay swathed from sight. To see that mountain
+monarch had been the chief object of my climb, so, recognising that the
+sight of him was a hope deferred, I made haste to scramble down to the
+tarn below, stopping here and there to fill my pith hat with wild
+rhubarb, and to pick or admire the new and always fascinating wild
+flowers as I passed. Large-flowered, white anemones; tiny gentian, with
+vivid small blue blossoms; loose-flowered, purple primulas, and many
+strange and novel blossoms starred the grassy patches, or filled the
+rocky crevices with abundant beauty.
+
+By the lake side the moisture-loving, rose-coloured primula reappeared
+in masses, and as I followed down its outgoing stream towards the camp,
+I waded through a tangle of columbine, white and blue; a great purple
+salvia, arnica, and a profusion of varied flowers in rampant bloom.
+
+_Saturday, July_ 8.—An early start homewards yesterday, in the cold
+dawn, rewarded us by the sight of the first beams of the rising sun
+lighting up the threefold head of Haramok with an unspeakable glory, as
+we crossed the open boulder-strewn uplands, before descending into the
+nullah, which lay below us still wrapped in a mysterious purple haze.
+The downward zigzags, with their uncompromising steepness, proved
+almost as tiring as the ascent had been, and we were more than ready
+for breakfast by the time we reached the ruined temples of Vernag.
+
+These temples, built probably about the beginning of the eighth
+century, are, like all the others which I have seen in Kashmir, small,
+and somewhat uninteresting, except to the archaeologist. They consist,
+invariably, of a “cella” containing the object of veneration, the
+lingam, surmounted by a high-pitched conical stone roof. In structure
+they show apparently signs of Greek influence in the doorways, and the
+triangular pediments above them. Phallic worship would seem to have
+been always confined to these temples, with ophiolatry—the nagas or
+water-snake deities being accommodated in sacred tanks, in the midst of
+which the early Kashmir temples were usually placed.
+
+Any one who wishes to study the temple architecture of Kashmir cannot
+do better than read Fergusson’s _Indian Architecture_, wherein he will
+find all the information he wants.
+
+To the ordinary “man in the street” the ancient buildings of Kashmir do
+not appeal, either by their aesthetic value or by the dignity of size.
+Martand, the greatest, and probably the finest, both in point of
+grandeur and of situation, I regret to say, I did not see; but the
+temples at Bhanyar, Pandrettan, and Wangat resemble one another closely
+in design and general insignificance. The position of the Wangat ruins,
+embosomed in the wild tangle
+
+“Of a steep wilderness, whose airy sides
+With thicket overgrown, grotesque and wild,
+Access denied; and overhead up grew
+Insuperable height of loftiest shade,
+Cedar, and pine, and fir,”
+
+
+and seated at the base of a solemn circle of mountains, gives the group
+of tottering shrines a picturesqueness and importance which I cannot
+concede that they would otherwise have had.
+
+I do not remember ever to have seen it noted that all buildings which
+are impressive by the mere majesty of size are to be found in plains
+and not in mountainous countries. This is probably due to two causes.
+The one being the denser population of the fat plains, whereby a
+greater concourse of builders and of worshippers would be sustained,
+and the other being the—probably unconscious—instinct which debarred
+the architect from attempting to vie with nature in the mountains and
+impel him to work out his most majestic designs amid wide and level
+horizons.
+
+The fact remains, whatever may be the cause, that architecture has
+never been advanced much beyond the mere domestic in very mountainous
+regions, with the exception of the mediaeval strongholds, which formed
+the nucleus of every town or village, where a _point d’appui_ was
+required against invasion, for the protection of the community.
+
+Breakfast, followed by a prowl among the ruins and a short space for
+sketching, gave the sun time to pour his beams with quite unpleasant
+insistence into the confined fold in the hills, where we began to gasp
+until the ladies mounted their ponies, and we took our way down the
+valley, crossing the river below Wangat, and keeping along the left
+bank to Vernaboug, where we camped, the only incident of any importance
+being the sad loss of Jane’s field-glasses, which, carried by her syce
+in a boot-bag, were dropped in a stream by that idiot while crossing,
+he having lost his footing in a pool, and, clutching wildly at the
+pony’s reins, let go the precious binoculars.
+
+This morning we were up betimes, Mrs. Locock having ordained a bear
+“honk”! This was, to me, a new departure in shikar, and truly it was
+amusing to see the shikari, bursting with importance, mustering the
+forty half-naked coolies whom he had collected to beat. A couple of men
+with tom-toms slung round their necks completed the party, which
+marched in straggling procession out of the village at dawn.
+
+A mile of easy walking brought us to the rough jungly cliffs, seamed
+with transverse nullahs, narrow and steep, which bordered the river.
+Here we were placed in passes, with great caution and mystery, by the
+shikari and his chief-of-the-staff—the “oldest inhabitant” of
+Vernaboug; and here we sat in the morning stillness until a distant
+clamour and the faint beating of tom-toms afar off made us sit up more
+warily, and watch eagerly for the expected bear.
+
+The yells increase, and the tom-toms, vigorously banged, seem
+calculated to fuss any self-respecting bear into fits. We watch a
+narrow space between two bushes some dozen yards away, and see that the
+Mannlicher across our knees and the smooth-bore, ball loaded in the
+right and chokeless barrel, lie handy for instant use.
+
+Hidden in the dense jungle, some hundred yards below, sits Mrs. Locock
+on the matted top of a hazel, while Jane, chittering with suppressed
+excitement, crouches a few paces behind me.
+
+The beaters approach, and pandemonium reigns. A few scared birds dart
+past, but no bear comes; and when the first brown body shows among the
+brushwood we shout to stop the uproar, and all move on to another beat.
+
+Four “honks” produced nothing, so far as I was concerned; but a
+bear—according to her shikari—passed close by Mrs. Locock, so thickly
+screened by jungle that she couldn’t see it. This may be so, but
+Kashmir shikaris have remarkably vivid imaginations.
+
+After a delightful morning to all parties concerned—for we were much
+amused, the coolies were adequately paid, and the bear wasn’t
+worried—we returned to breakfast, and then marched fifteen hot miles
+into Gunderbal, where we found the Smithsons, with whom we dined. They
+have been in Gurais and the Tilail district ever since they left
+Srinagar on the 24th April, and have had an adventurous and difficult
+time, with plenty of snow and torrents and avalanches, but somewhat
+poor sport.
+
+This is not according to one’s preconceived ideas of shikar in Kashmir,
+as they went into a nullah which no sahib had penetrated for five
+years; they had the best shikari in Kashmir (he said it, and he ought
+to know); they worked very hard, and their bag consisted of one or two
+moderate ibex and a red bear.
+
+_Tuesday, July_ 11.—On Sunday morning the combined fleet sailed for
+Palhallan. The Smithsons had a “matted dounga,” and she “walked away”
+from our heavier ark down the winding Sind at a great pace. We reached
+Shadipur at 11 A.M., but the Smithsons had “gone before,” so, crossing
+the Jhelum, we made after them in hot pursuit, and reached them and
+Palhallan at sunset.
+
+A narrow canal, bordered by low swampy marshland, allowed us to get
+within a mile of the village and tie up among the shallows, whereupon
+the mosquitoes gathered from far and near, and fell upon us.
+
+The final packing, effected amid a hungry crowd of little piping
+fiends, was a veritable nightmare, and yesterday morning we rescued our
+mangled remains from the enemy, and, having paid off our boats,
+hurriedly clambered on to the ponies which had come—late, as usual—from
+Palhallan to convey what was left by the mosquitoes to Gulmarg.
+
+The unfortunate Jane—always a popular person—is especially so with
+insects; and if there is a flea or a mosquito anywhere within range it
+immediately rushes to her.
+
+She paid dearly for her fatal gift of attractiveness at Palhallan—her
+eyes, usually so keen, being what is vulgarly termed “bunged up,” and
+every vulnerable spot in like piteous plight!
+
+We quitted Palhallan as the Lot family quitted Sodom and Gomorrah, but
+with no lingering tendency to look backward; we cast our eyes unto the
+hills, and kicked the best pace we could out of our “tattoos,” halting
+for breakfast soon after crossing the hot, white road which runs from
+Baramula to Srinagar.
+
+As we left the steamy valley and wound up a rapidly ascending path
+among the lower fringes and outliers of the forest our spirits rose,
+and by the time we had clambered up the last stiff pull and emerged
+from the darkly-wooded track into the little clearing, where perches
+the village of Babamarishi, we were positively cheerful.
+
+Once more the air was fresh and buoyant, the spring water was cool and
+“delicate to drink,” and from our tents we could look out over the
+valley lying dim in a yellow heat-haze far below.
+
+Babamarishi is a picturesquely-grouped collection of the usual
+rickety-looking wooden huts, no dirtier, but perhaps noisier than
+usual, owing to the presence of a very holy ziarat much frequented by
+loudly conversational devotees. We spent the crisp, warm afternoon
+peacefully stretched on the sloping sward in front of our tents, and
+making the acquaintance of the only good thing that came out of
+Palhallan—a charming quartette of young geese which Sabz Ali had bought
+and brought.
+
+These delightful birds evinced the most perfect friendliness and
+confidence in us, and we became greatly attached to them. They and the
+fowls seemed excellent travellers, and after a long day’s march would
+come up smiling, like the jackdaw of Rheims, “not a penny the worse.”
+
+This morning we had but a short and easy march from Babamarishi to
+Gulmarg, along a good road, through a fine forest of silver fir.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII
+GULMARG
+
+
+Somehow one’s preconceived ideas of a place are almost always quite
+wrong, and so Gulmarg seemed quite different from what I had expected.
+It seemed all twisted the wrong way, and was really quite unlike the
+place which my imagination had evolved.
+
+Turning through a narrow gap, we found ourselves facing a wide, green,
+undulating valley completely surrounded by dense fir forest. Beyond, to
+the left, rose the sloping bulk of Apharwat, one of the range of the
+Pir Panjal; while to the right low, wooded hillocks bounded the valley
+and fell, on their outward flanks, to the Kashmir plain.
+
+Immediately in front of us a small village or bazaar swarmed with
+native life, and sloped down to a stream which wound through the
+hollows.
+
+All round the edge of the forest a continuous ring of wooden huts and
+white tents showed that the “sahib” on holiday intent had marked
+Gulmarg for his own.
+
+As we rode through the bazaar the view expanded. Apharwat showed all
+his somewhat disappointing face; his upper slopes, streaked with dirty
+snow, looked remarkably dingy when contrasted with the dazzling white
+clouds which went sailing past his uninteresting summit. The absence of
+all variety in form or light and shade, and the dull lines of his
+foreshortened front, made it hard to realise that he stood some five
+thousand feet above us.
+
+Near the centre of the marg, on a small hill, was a large wooden
+building surrounded by many satellite huts and tents: this we rightly
+guessed to be Nedou’s Hotel. Below, on a spur, was the little church,
+and to the right, in the hollow, the club-house faced the level
+polo-ground.
+
+A winding stream, which we subsequently found to be perfectly
+ubiquitous, and an insatiable devourer of errant golf-balls, ran
+deviously through the valley, which seemed to be rather over a mile
+long, and almost equally wide.
+
+The Smithsons rode away vaguely in search of a camping-ground; while
+we, having found out where our hut was, turned back and climbed a knoll
+behind the bazaar, and found ourselves in front of our future home, a
+very plain and roughly-built rectangular wooden hut, containing a small
+square room opening upon a verandah, and having a bedroom and bathroom
+on each side.
+
+Such was our palace, and we were well satisfied with it.
+
+The cook-house and servants’ quarters were in a hut close by, and I
+could summon my retainers or chide them for undue chatter from my
+bedroom window—a serviceable short cut for the dinner, too, in wet and
+stormy weather!
+
+Life at Gulmarg is extremely apt to degenerate into the “trivial round”
+of the golf links varied by polo, or polo varied by golf, with
+occasional gymkhanas and picnics. There are, doubtless, many delightful
+excursions to be made, but upon the whole it seems difficult to break
+far beyond the “Circular Road,” a fairly level and well-kept
+bridle-path, which for eight beautiful miles winds through the pine
+forest, giving marvellous glimpses of snowy peaks and sunlit valleys.
+
+The “Circular Road” is always fine, whether seen after rain, when, far
+below in the Ferozepore Nullah, the
+
+“Swimming vapour slopes athwart the glen,
+Puts forth an arm, and creeps from pine to pine,”
+
+
+or when in the evening sunlight the whole broad Valley of Kashmir lies
+glowing at our feet, ringed afar by the ethereal mountains whose pale
+snows stand faint in the golden light, until beneath the yellowing sky
+the clouds turn rosy, and from their midst Haramok and Kolahoi raise
+their proud heads towards the earliest star.
+
+The expedition to the top of Apharwat is, in my opinion, hardly worth
+making, but then I was not very lucky in the weather. Major Cardew,
+R.F.A., and I arranged to do the climb together, and duly started one
+excessively damp and foggy morning towards the middle of July.
+
+Taking our ponies, we scrambled up a rough path through the forest to
+Killanmarg, a boulder-strewn slope, some half a mile wide, which lies
+between the upper edge of the forest and the final slopes of the
+mountain.
+
+Sending our ponies home, we set about the ascent of the 3500 feet that
+remained between us and our goal. The whole hillside was a perfect wild
+garden. Columbines, potentillas—yellow, bronze, and crimson—primulas,
+anemones, gentian, arnica, and quantities of unknown blossoms gave us
+ample excuse for lingering panting in the rarefied air, as we struggled
+through brushwood first, and then over loose rocks and finally slopes
+of shelving snow, before we found ourselves on the crest of the
+mountain, shivering slightly in the raw, foggy air.
+
+Our view was narrowed down to the bleak slopes of rock and snow that
+immediately surrounded us, for our hope that we should get above the
+cloud belt was not fulfilled, and beyond a dismal tarn, lying just
+below us, in whose black waters forlorn little bergs of rotten snow
+floated, and a very much circumscribed view of dull tops swathed in
+flying mist, we saw nothing.
+
+Had the sky been clear, I am told that the view would have been
+magnificent, but I should think probably no better than that from
+Killanmarg, as it is a mistake to suppose that a high, or at least too
+high, elevation “lends enchantment.” As a rule the view is finer when
+seen half-way up a lofty mountain than that obtained from the summit.
+
+We did not stay long upon the top of Apharwat discussing the best point
+of view, because Cardew sagaciously remarked that if it grew much
+thicker he wouldn’t be answerable for finding the way down, and as I
+have a holy horror of rambling about strange (and possibly precipitous)
+mountains in a fog, we set about retracing our own footsteps in the
+snow until we regained the ridge we had come up by.
+
+A remarkably wet couple we were when we presented ourselves at our
+respective front doors, just in time for a “rub down” before lunch!
+
+The golf at Gulmarg is very good, the 18-hole course being exceedingly
+sporting, and tricky enough to defeat the very elect. Jane and I had
+conveyed our clubs out to Kashmir, knowing that they were likely to
+prove useful. I had also taken the precaution to pack up a box or two
+of balls, but I found my labour all in vain, as “Haskells” and
+“Kemshall-Arlingtons” were supplied by the club at precisely the same
+price as in England—viz., 1 r. 8 an., or two shillings.
+
+New clubs are also cheap and in plenty, but repairs to old favourites
+are not always satisfactory. My pet driver, having been damaged, was
+very evilly treated by the native craftsman, who bound up its wounds
+with large screws!
+
+The mountains of Kashmir have been a constant joy to us. Varying with
+every change of light and shade, custom cannot stale their infinite
+variety; but as yet I had not seen the great monarch of Chilas, Nanga
+Parbat.
+
+In July and early August he is rarely visible from Gulmarg, owing to
+the haziness of the atmosphere. One clear morning, however, towards the
+end of July, after a night of rain and storm, I was strolling along the
+Circular Road when, lo! far away in the north-west, soaring ethereal
+above the blue ranges that overlook Gurais, above the cloud-banks
+floating beyond their summits, the great mountain, unapproachable in
+his glory, stood revealed.
+
+The early morning sun struck full on his untrodden snows, making it
+hard to realise that eighty-five miles of air separated me from that
+clear-cut peak. Soon, very soon, a light cloud clung to his eastern
+face, and within ten minutes the whole vision had faded into an
+up-piled tower of seething clouds.
+
+Later in the season, as the air grew clearer, Jane and I made almost
+daily pilgrimages to the point, only a few minutes’ walk from our hut,
+whence, framed by a foreground of columnar pines, Nanga Parbat could
+generally be seen for a time in the morning.
+
+_Tuesday, August_ 1.—Society in Gulmarg is particularly cheery, as
+indeed might be expected where two or three hundred English men and
+women are gathered together to amuse themselves and lay in a fresh
+store of health and energy before returning to the routine of duty in
+the plains.
+
+There have been many picnics lately, the little glades or margs, which
+are frequent in the forest slopes, being ideal places of rendezvous for
+merrymakers on horse or foot. Picnics of all sorts and sizes, from the
+little impromptu gatherings of half-a-dozen congenial young souls
+(always an even number, please), who ride off into the romantic shades
+to nibble biscuits and make tea, to the dainty repasts provided by a
+hospitable lady, whose official hut overlooks the Ferozepore Nullah,
+and who, in turn, overlooks her cook, to the great gratification of her
+guests.
+
+How small a thing will upset the best-laid plans of hospitality! It is
+said that a most carefully planned picnic, where all the little tables,
+set for two, were discreetly screened apart among the bushes, was
+entirely ruined by a piratical damsel undertaking a cutting-out
+expedition for the capture of the hostess’ best young man.
+
+Our evenings are by no means dull. On many a starlit night has Jane
+mounted the noble steed which, through the kindness of the Resident, we
+have hired from the “State,” and ridden across the marg attended by her
+slaves (her husband and the ancient shikari, to wit), to dine and play
+bridge in some hospitable hut, or dance or see theatricals at Nedou’s
+Hotel.
+
+Last week we tore ourselves away from our daily golf, and joined the
+Smithsons in a futile expedition to the foot of the Ferozepore Nullah
+for bear. Three days we spent in vain endeavour to find “baloo,” and on
+the fourth we wended our toilsome way up the hill again to Gulmarg.
+
+_Monday, August_ 27.—There are drawbacks as well as advantages in being
+perched, as it were, just above the bazaar. Its proximity enables our
+good Sabz Ali to sally forth each morning and secure the earliest
+consignment of “butter and eggs and a pound of cheese,” which has come
+up from Srinagar, and select the best of the fruit and vegetables. It
+affords also an interesting promenade for the geese, who solemnly march
+down the main street daily for recreation and such stray articles of
+food as may be found in the heterogeneous rubbish-heaps.
+
+It possesses, however, a superabundance of pi-dogs, who gather together
+on the slope in front of our hut in the watches of the night, and
+serenade us to a maddening extent.
+
+The natives, too, have a sinful habit of chattering and shouting at an
+hour when all well-conducted persons should be steeped in their beauty
+sleep.
+
+A few nights ago this culminated in what Keats would have called a
+“purple riot.” The sweeper and his friends were holding a meeting for
+the purpose of conversation and the consumption of apple brandy.
+
+Having fruitlessly sent the shikari to try and stop the insufferable
+noise, I was fain to sally forth myself to investigate matters.
+
+Then to a happy and light-hearted party seated chattering round a
+blazing fire there came suddenly the unwelcome apparition of an
+exceedingly irate sahib, in evening dress and pumps, brandishing a
+khudstick.
+
+A wild scurry, in which the bonfire was scattered, a few remarks in
+forcible English, a whack which just missed the hindmost reveller, and
+the place became a deserted village.
+
+Next morning Sabz Ali came to me in a towering rage to report that the
+sweeper—that unclean outcast—had dared to say most opprobrious things
+to him, being inspired thereto by the devil and apple brandy. Nothing
+less than the immediate execution of the culprit by hanging, drawing,
+and quartering would satisfy the outraged feelings of our henchman.
+
+I promised a yet severer punishment. I said I would “cut” the wretched
+minion’s pay that month to the amount of a rupee. Vengeance was
+satisfied, and the victim reduced to tears.
+
+It is good to hear Jane—who for many years has been accustomed to
+having her own way in all household matters—ordering breakfast.
+
+“Well, Sabz Ali—what shall we have for breakfast to-morrow?”
+
+“Jessa mem-sahib arder!”—with a friendly grin.
+
+“Then I shall have kidneys.”’
+
+“No kidney, mem-sahib! Kidney plenty money—two annas six pice ek. Oh,
+plenty dear!”
+
+“I’m tired of eggs. Is there any cold chicken you could grill?”
+
+“Chota murghi one egg lay, mem-sahib, anda poach. Sahib, chicken grill
+laike!”
+
+“Oh, all right! But I thought of a mutton-chop for the major sahib.”
+
+“Muttony stup” (mutton’s tough). “Sahib no laike!”
+
+“Very well, that will do—a poached egg for me and grilled chicken for
+the sahib.”
+
+“No, mem-sahib—no ’nuf. Sahib plenty ’ungry—chicken grill, peechy
+ramble-tamble egg!”
+
+“Have it your own way. I daresay the major sahib _would_ like scrambled
+eggs, and we’ll have coffee—not tea.”
+
+“No, mem-sahib. No coffee—coffee finish!”
+
+“Send the shikari down to the bazaar, then, for a tin of coffee from
+Nusserwanjee.”
+
+“Shikari saaf kuro lakri ke major sahib” (cleaning the golf-clubs).
+“Tea breakfast, coffee kal” (to-morrow).
+
+And, utterly routed on every point, Jane gives in gracefully, and makes
+an excellent breakfast as prearranged by Sabz Ali!
+
+The news is spread that there will be an exhibition of pictures held in
+Srinagar in September. Every second person is a—more or
+less—heaven-born artist out here, so there promises to be no lack of
+exhibits. I dreamed a dream last night, and in my dream I was walking
+along the bund and came upon an elderly gentleman laying Naples yellow
+on a canvas with a trowel. The river was smooth and golden, and
+reflected the sensuous golden tones of the sky. Trees arose from golden
+puddles, half screening a ziarat which, upon the glowing canvas,
+appeared remarkably like a village church. “How beautiful!” I cried,
+“how gloriously oleographic!” and the painter, removing a brush from
+his mouth, smiled, well pleased, and said, “I am a Leader among
+Victorian artists and the public adores me!” and I left him vigorously
+painting pot-boilers. Then in a damp dell among the willows of the Dal
+I found a foreigner in spectacles, and the light upon his pictures was
+the light that never was on sea or land; but through a silvery mist the
+willows showed ghostly grey, and a shadowy group of classic nymphs were
+ringed in the dance, and I cried “O Corot! lend me your spectacles. I
+fain, like you, would see crude nature dimmed to a silvery perpetual
+twilight.” And Corot replied: “Mon ami moi je ne vois jamais le soleil,
+je me plonge toujours, dans les ombres bleuâtres et les rayons pâles de
+l’aube.”
+
+Then upward I fared till, treading the clear heights, I found one
+frantically painting the peaks and pinnacles of the mountains in weird
+stipples of alternate red and blue.
+
+“Great heavens!” I exclaimed, “what disordered manner is this!”
+
+The artist glanced swiftly at me, and said disdainfully: “I am a modern
+of the moderns, and if you cannot see that mountains are like that, it
+is your fault—not mine. Go back, you stand too close.”
+
+And as I went back I looked over my shoulder, and, truly, the flaring
+rose-colour had blended amicably with the blue, and I admitted that
+perhaps Segantini was not so mad as he looked.
+
+A little lower down a stout Scotchman painted a flowery valley. The
+flowers were many and bright, but not so garish as they appeared to
+him, and I hinted as much; but he scorned my criticism.
+
+“Mon,” he shouted, “I painted the Three Graces, an’ they made me an
+Academeesian. I painted a flowery glen in the Tyrol (dearie me, but
+thae flowers cost me a fortune in blue paint), and it was coft for the
+Chantry Bequest, and hoo daur _you_ talk to me?”
+
+Then I departed hurriedly and came upon four men, two of them with long
+beards, and all with unkempt hair, laboriously depicting a blue pine,
+needle by needle, and every one in its proper place. I asked them if
+theirs was not a very troublesome way of painting.
+
+They looked at one another with earnest blue eyes, and remarked that
+here was evidently a Philistine who knew not Cimabue and cared not a
+jot for Giotto; and the first said: “Sir, methinks he who would climb
+the golden stairs should do so step by step;” and the second said,
+sadly: “We are but scapegoats, truly, being cast forth by the
+vindictive Victorians of our day.”
+
+The third murmured in somewhat broken English.
+
+“Victoria Victrix,
+Beata Beatrix,”
+
+
+whereby I recognised him to be a poet, if not a painter.
+
+But the fourth—an energetic-looking man with a somewhat arrogant
+manner—said briskly: “Perchance the ass is right; these pine needles
+are becoming monotonous, and I have seventeen million four hundred and
+sixty-two thousand five hundred and eleven more to do. Beshrew me if I
+do not take to pot-boiling!”
+
+Down by the water-side a lady sat, sketching in water-colours for dear
+life; around her lay a litter of half-finished works, scattered like
+autumn leaves in Vallombrosa. I approached her, quite friendly, and
+offered to gather them up for her—at least some of them, saying
+soothingly, for I saw she was in a temper—
+
+“Dear, dear, Clara, why, what _is_ the matter?”
+
+“I am painting the Venice of the East,” she cried petulantly, “but for
+the life of me I can’t see a campanile, and how can I possibly paint a
+picture without a campanile?”
+
+I understood that, of course, she couldn’t, so I stole away softly on
+tip-toe, leaving her turning doungas into gondolas for all she was
+worth.
+
+A dark, dapper man, with an alert air and an eyeglass, sat near the
+seventh bridge, writing. Beside him stood an easel and other
+painting-gear. I asked him what he was doing, and he answered, with a
+fine smile, “I am gently making enemies;” so, to turn the subject, I
+picked up a large canvas, smeared over with invisible grey, like the
+broadside of a modern battleship, and sprinkled here and there with
+pale yellow blobs.
+
+“What have we here, James?” I inquired cheerfully, and he, staying his
+claw-like hand in mid-air, made reply—
+
+“A chromatic in tones of sad colour, with golden accidentals—Kashmir
+night-lights.”
+
+“Ah! quite so,” I exclaimed; “but have I got it right side up?”
+
+He looked at it doubtfully for a moment, then, pointing to a remarkable
+butterfly (_Vanessa Sifflerius_) depicted in the corner, cried: “It’s
+all right; you’ll never make a mistake if you keep this insect in the
+_right bottom corner_. It is put there on purpose.”
+
+Lastly, on an eminence I saw a man like an eagle, sitting facing full
+the sun, and upon his glowing canvas was portrayed the heavens above
+and the earth beneath and the waters under the earth, and behind him
+sat one who patted him upon the back, and looked at intervals over his
+shoulder at the glorious work, and then wrote in a book a eulogy
+thereof; and I, too, came and looked over the painter’s shoulder, and I
+muttered, with Oliver Wendell Holmes,
+
+“The foreground golden dirt,
+The sunshine painted with a squirt.”
+
+
+Then the man who patted the painter on the back turned upon me
+aggressively, and said: “This is the only painter who ever was, or will
+be, and if you don’t agree with me you are a fool.” The painter,
+smiling a sly Monna-Lisan smile of triumph, remarked: “Right you are,
+John. I rather think this _will_ knock that rascal Claude,” and I
+laughed so that I awoke; but the memory of the dream remained with me,
+and it seemed to me that, perhaps, we poor amateurs might not be any
+better able to compass aught but caricatures of this marvellous scenery
+than the ghostly limners of my dream!
+
+The hut just above ours was tenanted by a party of three young Lancers
+on leave from Rawal Pindi, a gramophone, and a few dogs.
+
+One of the soldiers was laid up with a bad ankle, and it soon became a
+daily custom for Jane or me to play a game of chess or piquet with the
+invalid.
+
+Later on, when leave had expired for the hale, when the dogs had
+departed, and the voice of the gramophone was no more heard in the
+land, we came to see a great deal of the wounded warrior, and finally
+arranged to personally conduct him off the premises, and return him, in
+time for medical survey, to Rawal Pindi.
+
+Many years ago I read a delightful poem called _The Paradise of
+Birds_—I believe it was by Mortimer Collins,[1] but I am not sure. Now
+the Poet (who, together with Windbag, sailed to this very paradise of
+birds) deemed that this happy asylum of the feathered fowls was
+somewhere at the back of the North Pole. He cannot have known of
+Kashmir, or he would assuredly have sent the persecuted birds thither,
+and placed the “Roc’s Egg” as janitor, somewhere by the portals of the
+Jhelum Valley. Kashmir is truly and indeed the paradise of birds, for
+there no man molests them, and no schoolboy collects eggs, and the
+result is a fascinating fearlessness, the result of perpetual peace and
+plenty.
+
+[1] It is by Courthope, not Collins.
+
+
+I regret exceedingly that my ornithological knowledge is extremely
+limited. I could find no books to help me,[2] and, as I did not care to
+kill any birds merely to enable me to identify their species, my notes
+were merely “popular” and not “scientific.”
+
+[2] See Appendix II.
+
+
+Shall I confess that I began an erudite work on the birds of Kashmir,
+but got no further than the Hoopoe? It began as follows:—
+
+THE HOOPOE
+
+_Early history of_.—Tereus, King of Thrace, annoyed his wife Procne so
+much by the very marked attention which he paid to her sister
+Philomela, that she lost her temper so far as to chop up her son
+Itylus, and present him to his papa in the form of a ragoût.
+
+This, naturally, disgusted Tereus very much, and he “fell upon” the
+ladies with a sword, but, just as he was about to stab them to the
+heart, he was changed into a Hoopoe, Philomela into a nightingale,
+Procne into a swallow, while Itylus became a pheasant.
+
+“Vertitur in volucrem, cui stant in vertice cristæ
+Prominet immodicum pro longa cuspide rostrum;
+N epops volucri.”
+
+
+OVID, _Metam_. lib. vi.
+
+
+_His crest and patent of nobility_.—Once upon a time, King Solomon,
+while making a royal progress, was much, incommoded by the powerful
+rays of the sun, and as he had ascendency over the birds, and knew
+their language, he called upon the vultures to come and fly betwixt the
+sun and his nobility, but the vultures refused. Then the kindly Hoopoes
+assembled, and flew in close mass above his head, thus forming a shade
+under which he proceeded on his journey in ease and comfort.
+
+At sundown the monarch sent for the King of the Hoopoes, and desired
+him to name a reward for the service which he and his followers had
+rendered.
+
+Then the King of the Hoopoes answered that nothing could be more
+glorious than the golden crown of King Solomon; and so Solomon decreed
+that the Hoopoes should thenceforward wear golden crowns as a mark of
+his favour. But alas! when men found the Hoopoes all adorned with
+golden crowns, they pursued and slew them in great multitudes for greed
+of the precious metal, until the King of the Hoopoes, in heavy sorrow,
+hied hastily to King Solomon, and begged that the gift of the golden
+crowns might be rescinded, ere every Hoopoe was slain.
+
+Then Solomon, seeing the misery they had brought upon themselves by
+their presumption, transformed their crowns of gold to crowns of
+feathers, which no man coveted (for the Eastern ladies didn’t wear
+hats), and the Hoopoes wear them to this day as a mark of royal favour,
+but all the feathers fell off the necks of the disobliging vultures.
+
+_His amazing talent_.—In those dark ages … the Hoopoe was considered as
+prodigiously skilful in defeating the machinations of witches, wizards,
+and hobgoblins. The female, in consequence of this art, could preserve
+her offspring from these dreaded injuries.
+
+She knew all the plants which defeat fascinations, those which give
+sight to the blind; and, more wondrous still, those which open gates or
+doors, locked, bolted, or barred.
+
+Aelian relates that a man having three times successively closed the
+nest of a Hoopoe, and having remarked the herb with which the bird, as
+often, opened it, applied the same herb, and _with the same success_,
+to charm the locks off the strongest coffer.—_Naturalists’ Magazine_
+(about 1805).
+
+_His personal appearance_.—The beak is bent, convex and sub-compressed,
+and in some degree obtuse; the tongue is obtuse, triangular and very
+short, and the feet are ambulatory. As this bird has a great abundance
+of feathers, it appears considerably thicker than it is. It is, in
+fact, about the size of a mistletoe thrush, but looks, while in its
+feathers, to be as large as a common pigeon.—_Naturalists’ Magazine_.
+
+I had got _no_ further in my _magnum opus_, when I unfortunately showed
+my notes to Colonel—well, I will not mention his name, but he is the
+greatest authority on the birds and beasts of Kashmir. He besought me
+to spare him, pathetically remarking that I should cut the ground from
+under his feet, and take the bread out of his mouth, and the wind out
+of his sails, if I went any further with my monograph on the Hoopoe. He
+saw at a glance that I was conversant with authorities whom he had
+never consulted, and possessed a knowledge of my subject to which he
+could hardly aspire, so I gracefully agreed to leave the field to him,
+and relinquished my _magnum opus_ in its very inception.
+
+One of the chiefest charms of Kashmir, and one which is apt to be
+overlooked, is the entirely unspoilt freshness of its scenery. No
+locust horde of personally-conducted “trippers” pollutes its ways and
+byways, nor has the khansamah of the dâk bungalow as yet felt
+constrained to add sauerkraut and German sausage to his bill of
+fare—for which Allah be praised!
+
+The world is growing very small, and the globe-trotter rushes round it
+in eighty days. The trail of the cheap excursionist is all over Europe,
+from the North Cape to Tarifa, from the highest Alpine summit (which he
+attains in comfort by a funicular railway) to the deepest mines of
+Cornwall. Egypt has become his footstool, and the shores of the
+Mediterranean his wash-pot. Niagara is mapped and labelled for his
+benefit, and the Yosemite is his happy hunting-ground. He “does” the
+West Indies in “sixty days for sixty pounds,” and he is now arranging a
+special cheap excursion from the Cape to Cairo. “But,” it may be
+remarked, “what were Jane and I but globe-trotters’? and am I not
+trying to sing the praises of Kashmir with the avowed object of
+inducing people to go out and see it for themselves?”
+
+By all manner of means let us travel. Far be it from me to wish folks
+to stay dully at home, while the wonders and beauties of the wide world
+lie open for the admiration and education of its inhabitants.
+
+But there are globe-trotters and globe-trotters. My objection is only
+to those—alas! too numerous—vagrants who cannot go abroad without
+casting shame on the country which bred them; whose vulgarity causes
+offence in church and picture-gallery; who cannot see a monument or a
+statue without desiring to chip off a fragment, or at least scrawl
+their insignificant names upon it.
+
+From these, and such as these, Kashmir is as yet free; but some day, I
+suppose, it will be “opened up,” when the railway, which is already
+contemplated, is in going order between Pindi and Srinagar, and cheap
+excursion tickets are issued from Berlin and Birmingham.
+
+Here is a specimen page of the Guide Book (bound in red) for 19—(?):
+
+“Ascend Apharwat by the funicular railway. The neat little station,
+with its red corrugated-iron roof, makes a picturesque spot of colour
+near the Dobie’s Ghât. Fares, 4 an. 6 pi., all the way.”
+
+“A local guide should on no account be omitted (several are always to
+be found near the station leaning on their khudsticks, and discussing
+controversial theology in the sweet low tones so noticeable in the
+Kashmiri). See that he be provided with a horn, to the hooting of which
+the Echo Lake will be found responsive.”
+
+“From the balcony of the * Hôtel Baloo an unrivalled view of Nanga
+Parbat should be obtained. Glasses can be procured from the
+anna-in-the-slot machines which are dotted about.”
+
+“This veritable king of the Himal—” (here follows a pageful of
+regulation guide-book gush).
+
+“Good sport is to be obtained from the obliging and enterprising
+manager of the hotel, Herr Baer. A few rupees will purchase the
+privilege of shooting at that monarch of the mountains, the markhor.
+Start not, fair tourist, for no danger lurks in the sport. No icy
+precipices need be scaled, no giddy gulfs explored, and the only danger
+which menaces the bold hunter in the mimic stalk, is that which menaces
+his shins in the broken soda-water bottles and sharp-edged sardine tins
+with which the summit of Apharwat is strewn.”
+
+“As a matter of fact, the consumption of mutton is considerable in the
+Hôtel Baloo in the tourist season, and the worthy Baer conceived the
+brilliant and financially sound scheme of attaching some old ibex and
+markhor horns (bought cheap when the old library at Srinagar was swept
+away in the last flood) to his live stock, and turning his decorated
+flock loose on the mountain’s brow, where the sportsman saves him the
+trouble of slaughter while enjoying all the excitement and none of the
+difficulty of a veritable stalk.”
+
+“Another brilliant invention of the good Baer is his ‘sunset
+spectacles.’ These are made with the glasses in two halves—the upper
+part orange and the lower one purple. These are simply invaluable to
+those who have only a brief half-hour in which to ‘do’ Apharwat before
+darting down to catch the 3.15 express for Leh (_viâ_ the newly opened
+Zoji La tunnel), since for the modest sum of 8 a. a superb sunset can
+be enjoyed at any time of the day.”
+
+“Should, however, the leisured globe-trotter have unlimited time at his
+disposal, he would do well to lunch at the Hôtel Baloo, in order to
+taste the celebrated Kashmir sauerkraut (made of wild rhubarb) and
+Gujar pie (composed of the most tempting tit-bits of the water
+buffalo), before returning to the ‘Savoy’ at Srinagar by the turbine
+tram from Tangmarg, or by the pneumatic launch which leaves Palhallan
+Pier every ten minutes, weather permitting.”
+
+“Should the tourist be a naturalist he can hardly fail to observe, and
+be interested in, the mosquitoes of this charming and picturesque
+locality. He will note that they rival the song-thrush in magnitude and
+the Bengal tiger in ferocity. A coating of tar laid with a trowel over
+the exposed parts of the body will be found the best protection,
+especially as the new Armour Company’s patent hermetically sealed
+bear-proof visor will be found too hot for comfort in summer.”
+
+“The environs of Srinagar are charming. Notice the picturesque
+‘furnished apartments’ for paying guests all along the water-side, and
+the mixed bathing establishments, crowded daily by the Smart Set, whose
+jewelled pyjamas flash in rivalry of the heliographic oil-tins which
+deck the neighbouring temples.”
+
+“By a visit to the Museum, and an inspection by eye and nose of the
+quaint specimens of antique clothing exhibited there, the intelligent
+and imaginative traveller may conjure up a mental picture of the
+unpolished appearance of the old-time Mangi and his lady before he
+adopted the tall hat and frock coat of civilisation, or she had
+discovered the ‘swanbill’!”
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII
+THE FLOOD
+
+
+Tuesday, _September_ 12.—A second edition of the Noachian deluge is
+upon us! It began to rain on Saturday, at the close of a hot and stuffy
+week, and, having succeeded in thoroughly soaking the unfortunate
+ladies who were engaged in a golf competition that day, it proceeded to
+rain abundantly all through Sunday and Monday.
+
+The outlook from our hut is dispiriting; through a thick grey veil of
+vapour the gleam of water shines over the swamp that was the
+polo-ground. The little muddy stream in which so many erring golf-balls
+lie low is up and out for a ramble over its banks. The lower
+golf-greens resemble paddy-fields, and round the marg the spires of
+dull grey pines stand dripping in a steadfast shower-bath.
+
+Sometimes the heavy cloud folds everything in its leaden wing, blotting
+out even the streaming village at our feet, and reducing our view to
+the immediate slope below us where the wilted ragwort and rank weeds
+bend before the tiny torrents which trickle everywhere. Then comes a
+break, falsely suggestive of an improvement, and lo! soaring above the
+cloudy boil, the lofty shoulders of Apharwat sheeted in new-fallen
+snow!
+
+After the somewhat oppressive heat of last week, the sudden raw cold
+strikes home, and Jane and I take a great interest in the fire, the
+“Old Snake”[1] is an accomplished fire-master, and it is pleasant to
+watch him squatting like an ungainly frog in front of the hearth, and
+sagaciously feeding the flame with damp and spitting logs.
+
+[1] Our pet name for Shikari Mark II., who reigns in the stead of Ahmed
+Bot, sacked for expensive inefficiency.
+
+
+It is amazing what lavish expenditure of fuel one will indulge in when
+it costs nothing a ton!
+
+We are just beginning to find out the exact spots where chairs may be
+planted so as to avoid the searching draughts which go far to make our
+happy home like a very airy sort of bird-cage.
+
+Well! we might have been worrying through all this in a sodden tent,
+where even a boarded floor would barely have kept out rheumatism, and
+where one would have been liable to alarms and excursions at all sorts
+of untoward times when drains wanted deepening and guys slackening. The
+mere thought of such things sent us into a truly thankful state of
+mind, and we discussed from our cosy chairs the probable condition of
+the party from the Residency which set forth, full of high hope, on
+Saturday morning to attack the markhor of Poonch.
+
+Here it has rained with vehemence ever since they left; up in the high
+ground it has doubtless snowed; and although they were well armed with
+cards and whisky, yet it would appear but a poor business to play
+bridge all day in a snow-bound tent on the top of the Pir Panjal!
+Nothing short of a hundred aces every few minutes could make the game
+worth the candle!
+
+This spell of bad weather has greatly interfered with the movements of
+a large number of the folks who were to leave Gulmarg early this week.
+Many got away betimes on Saturday, and a few faced the elements on
+Sunday, and a painful experience they must have had.
+
+We had intended to leave next Thursday, and had ordered boats to meet
+us at Parana Chauni, but the road will be so bad that I wired this
+morning to put off our transport till further orders.
+
+The end of the season at Gulmarg sees the bazaar stock at low water.
+Eggs, fowls, cherry brandy, and spirits of wine are “off,” also butter,
+but the latter scarcity does not affect us, as we make our own in a
+pickle jar. The bazaar butter became very bad, probably because the
+large numbers of visitors to Gulmarg caused an additional supply to be
+got from uncleanly Gujars, so we, by the kindness of the Assistant
+Resident, had a special cow detailed to supply us daily with milk at
+our own door.
+
+That cow was very friendly; I first made its acquaintance one forenoon.
+While I was sitting below the verandah sketching, with a dozen lovely
+peaches spread by me on the hoards to obtain their final touch of
+perfection in the sun before lunch, the cow strolled up. I was much
+interested in the sketch, and believed that the cow was too; but when I
+looked up at last, expecting to see its eye fixed upon the work in
+silent approbation,
+
+“The ‘cow’ was still there, but the ‘peaches’ were gone.”
+
+
+In the afternoon the weather showed signs of a desire to amend its
+ways. The clouds broke here and there, and, though it still rained
+heavily, it became apparent that the clerk of the weather had done his
+worst, and the supply of rain was running short. Clad in aquascutic
+garments, and surmounted by an ungainly two-rupee bazaar umbrella (my
+dapper British one having been annexed by a covetous Mangi)—
+
+“Ombrifuge, Lord love you, case o’ rain,
+I flopped forth ’sbuddikins on my own ten toes.”
+
+
+The whole slope in front of the hut was a trickle of water, threading
+the dying stalks of dock and ragwort, and hurrying down to add its
+dirty pittance to the small yellow torrent rushing along the greasy
+strip of clay that in happier days was the path.
+
+The whole marg was become lake or stream—lake over the polo-ground and
+half the golf-links—fed by the weeping slopes on every side, whence
+innumerable rills rioted over the grass, emulating in ferocity and
+haste, if not in size, the tawny torrents which drained the sides of
+Apharwat.
+
+The road from the bazaar to the club was all but impassable, but as it
+had still a few inches of freeboard, I followed it to the foot of the
+church slope, and, skirting the hill, inspected the desolation which
+had been wrought at the Kotal hole, where the stream had torn through
+its banks and wrecked the green.
+
+During a visit of condolence to Mrs. Smithson, whose unfortunate
+husband is pursuing markhor in Poonch, the sky cleared—a splendid
+effort in the way of a “clearing shower” being followed by a decided
+break-up of the pall of wet cloud in which we have been too long
+immersed. Not without a severe struggle did Jupiter Pluvius consent to
+turn off the tap, but at length the sun broke through the hanging
+clouds and sent their sodden grey fragments swirling up the Ferozepore
+Nullah to break in foamy wreaths round the ragged cliffs of Kulan.
+
+Finding the road across to the post-office altogether under water for
+some distance—a lake extending from the twelfth hole for nearly a
+quarter of a mile to the main road—I wandered back towards the higher
+ground, joining a waterproof figure, a member of the Green Committee,
+who was sadly regarding the water-logged links with the disconsolate
+air of the raven let loose from the ark! We agreed that this was a
+remarkably good opportunity for observing the drainage system, and
+taking notes for future guidance, and in company we went over as much
+of the links as possible, finishing below the second hole, where the
+cross stream which comes down from the higher ground had torn away the
+bridge and cut off the huts beyond from civilisation.
+
+The homeward stroll at sunset was perfectly beautiful, and showed
+Gulmarg in an absolutely new guise. The lower part of the marg, being
+all lake, reflected the lustrous golden sky and rich dark pine-woods in
+a faithful mirror. Flying fragments of cloud, fleeces of gold and
+crimson, clung to the mountain-sides or sailed above the forests, while
+beyond Apharwat, coldly clad in a pure white mantle of snow, new
+fallen, rose silhouetted against the darkening sky.
+
+_Saturday, September_ 16.—After the Deluge came the Exodus, everybody
+trying to leave Gulmarg at once. We had always intended to go down to
+Srinagar about the 15th, but, finding that the Residency party meant to
+move on that day, we arranged to migrate a day earlier in order to
+avoid the pony and coolie famine which a Residential progress entails
+on the ordinary traveller.
+
+On Wednesday afternoon the ten ponies, carefully ordered a week before
+from the outlying villages, were congregated on the weedy slope which
+falls away from our verandah, picking up a scanty sustenance from
+decaying ragwort and such like.
+
+Secure in the possession of the necessary transport, Jane and I
+strolled forth for a last look at Nanga Parbat, should he haply deign
+to be on view. He did not deign, however, preferring to remain, like
+Achilles, when bereft of Briseis, sulking in his cloudy tent. So we
+consoled ourselves with an exceedingly fine view of the snow-crowned
+heights at the head of the Ferozepore Nullah. Upon returning to our
+beloved log cabin we were met by Sabz Ali—almost speechless with
+wrath—who broke to us the distressing news that six of our ten
+weight-carriers had departed from the compound. The entire staff, with
+the exception of our factotum, were away in pursuit, and there was
+nothing for it but to possess our souls in what patience we might until
+they returned.
+
+As we had arranged for a four o’clock start next morning, it was most
+disconcerting to have all our transport desert so late in the evening.
+An urgent note to the Assistant Resident, and some pressure on the
+Tehsildhar, produced promise of assistance.
+
+Early on Thursday morning came an indignant chit from an irate General,
+complaining that my servants were trying to seize his ponies, for which
+he had paid an advance of two rupees, and would I be good enough to
+investigate the affair. Here was the murder out. His chuprassie had
+obviously bribed my pony wallahs, and a letter, stating my case pretty
+clearly, produced the ponies and an apology.
+
+This delay kept us till after midday, when, stowing our invalid snugly
+in a dandy, we left Gulmarg and began the descent to Srinagar. I
+remained behind to see the hut clear and make a sketch, and then
+hurried down the direct path, which drops some 2000 feet to Tangmarg.
+Here I found Jane and the invalid comfortably disposed in a landau, but
+the baggage spread about anywhere, and the usual clamour of coolies
+uprising in the heated and dust-laden air.
+
+No ekka—the one which had been ordered with the landau having
+apparently got another job and departed. Presently a stray ekka, drawn
+by a sorely weary-looking mule, appeared on the scene, and we seized
+upon it instantly, loaded it up with most of the baggage, and
+despatched coolies with the rest.
+
+After the storm came a holy calm, and we settled down to a light but
+welcome lunch before starting down the long slope into the valley.
+
+We had heard most disquieting tales of floods; the water had burst the
+bund at Srinagar, and there was said to be ten feet over the
+polo-ground. The occupants of Nedou’s Hotel were going in and out by
+boat, and Srinagar itself was said to be quite cut off from all access
+by road.
+
+The Residency party have countermanded their intended move to-morrow.
+
+At the post-office I was told that only a small part of the mail had
+been brought into Srinagar, the road being “bund” between Baramula and
+that place, while an unusual number of landslips and bridges have come
+down in the Jhelum Valley.
+
+Nevertheless, we had made a push to get on; things in Kashmir are often
+less gloomy than their reports would make one believe, and so we bowled
+quite cheerfully down the road from Tangmarg, basking in the hot and
+sunny air, which seemed to us really delicious after the raw
+cheerlessness of the last few days at Gulmarg.
+
+From Tangmarg to the dâk bungalow at Margam, a steady descent is
+maintained by an excellent road over the sloping Karewa, for about ten
+miles, of which we had just about travelled half when a series of yells
+from the syce behind, a wild swerve, and a heavy plump brought us up
+just on the edge of the steep and rocky bank, which fell sharply from
+the roadside.
+
+Alas! the axle of the off hind wheel had snapped, and the wheel itself
+was hopelessly lying in the thick white dust, and our landau looked
+like an ancient three-decker in a squall.
+
+The horses being unharnessed, we sent the drivers with one of them
+forward to look for help, and Hesketh and Jane proceeded to make tea
+while I sat by the roadside and sketched.
+
+Presently an empty dandy came “dribbling by” on its return journey to
+Gulmarg, and it was immediately impressed for the benefit of the lame.
+Hardly had we packed him in, when a wandering tonga hove in sight, and,
+being promptly requisitioned, we rattled off the five miles which lay
+between us and Margam in no time.
+
+Here we found a large party assembled in the little rest-house. Colonel
+and Mrs. Maxwell (who had kindly sent us back the tonga on hearing of
+the breakdown); Mr. and Mrs. Allen Baines, whose dandy had been the
+means of bringing Hesketh along; and Sadleir-Jackson, and Edwards of
+the 9th Lancers.
+
+The bungalow was full, but I found out that one room was appropriated
+by a coming event, who had cast his shadow before him in the guise of a
+bearer. This being contrary to the etiquette as observed in dâk
+bungalows, I gently but firmly cleared out the neatly arranged toilet
+things and ready-made bed; while Hesketh was taken over, somewhat
+shattered by his tedious though exciting day, by his fellow Lancers.
+
+The resources of the little place were severely strained; dinner was a
+scanty meal, and soda-water gave out almost immediately: nevertheless,
+a cheroot and a rubber of bridge sent us contented to bed.
+
+Yesterday (Friday) the question of how to proceed arose. The road was
+reported to be impassable after about five miles, the remaining ten
+being under water.
+
+We set out after breakfast, Jane perched on a pony which Sabz Ali had
+raised or stolen, Hesketh in the dandy, and I on foot. After a warm
+five miles’ march we came upon signs of a block. Vehicles of many and
+strange sorts were drawn up in the shade of a chenar, under whose wide
+branches the Baines family was faring sumptuously on biscuits and
+brandy and water.
+
+Horses, goats, and cattle strayed around, and a chattering mob of
+natives, busily engaged, as usual, in doing nothing, completed the
+picture.
+
+Hesketh was reduced to despair; after two months in bed, this could not
+but be a trying journey under the most favourable circumstances, and
+the prospect as held out by his pessimistic bearer was pretty gloomy—no
+boats available, and no signs of our doungas.
+
+I pushed on to the break in search of my shikari, whom I had sent on by
+pony early in the morning, and soon found that estimable person, who is
+not really the blithering idiot he looks!
+
+In the first place, he had appropriated the only two shikaras he could
+find, and our baggage was already being stowed in them; secondly, he
+had discovered both Juma and Ismala, our Mangis, who reported the
+doungas moored below Parana Chaum, about four miles away over the
+flooded fields.
+
+This was good news, and we ate a cheerful lunch under a tree densely
+populated by jackdaws.
+
+The Maxwells got away somehow in search of their house-boat, which was
+supposed to have left Baramula some days ago. They started cheerfully,
+but vaguely, down the Spill Canal, and we trust they found their ark
+somewhere!
+
+Promising to send back a boat for the Baines, we paid and dismissed
+coolies and ponies, and paddled away over the flood water. The country
+was simply a vast lake, the main road merely marked by a dense row of
+poplars. Trees rose promiscuously out of the calm and sunlit water,
+wisps of maize and wreckage clinging to their lower boughs. Presently
+the road showed in patches, a broad waterfall breaking it every here
+and there as the imprisoned waters from above sought the slightly lower
+channel of the Jhelum.
+
+We passed a party of natives bivouacking near the roof and upper storey
+of their wooden hut, which, floating from above, was held up by the
+Baramula road. Sounding now and then with our khudsticks, we found no
+bottom over the submerged rice crops, though we could see plainly the
+laden ears waving dismally down below. This is nothing less than a
+great calamity for the owners, as the rice was just ready for
+gathering.
+
+Towards dusk we arrived at our ships, calmly lying moored to poplar
+trees by the roadside, and right gladly did we clamber on board, for
+our invalid was pretty well fagged out.
+
+This morning we cast loose from our poplars, and brought the fleet up
+to within half a mile of the seventh bridge, or, rather, of the spot
+where the seventh bridge used to be, for all but a fragment has been
+washed away! The strong current prevented us from getting any higher up
+the river in our doungas. Jane and I, however, were anxious to see what
+appearance Srinagar presented, so we manned the shikara with five
+able-bodied paddlers and pushed our way upwards. Turning into a side
+canal we passed a demolished bridge, and tried to force our way up a
+small but swift stream.
+
+Failing to make anything of it, we landed and had the boat carried over
+into a wider channel. Three times we were obliged to get out and leave
+our stalwart crew to force the boat on somehow, and they did it
+well—hauling, paddling, and shouting invocations to various saints,
+particularly the one whose name sounds like “jam paws!”
+
+The water had already fallen some four or five feet, but there was
+plenty left. A great break in the bund between Nusserwanjee’s shop and
+the Punjab Bank allowed us to paddle into the flooded European quarter,
+past the telegraph office, standing knee-deep in muddy water, up over
+the main road to Nedou’s Hotel, where boats lay moored outside the
+dining-room windows, then across the lagoon, lightly rippled by a tiny
+breeze, beneath which lay the polo-ground, to the Residency, where we
+landed to inspect damages.
+
+The water had been all over the lower storey, but a muddy deposit on
+the wooden floor, and a brown slimy high-water mark on the door jambs,
+alone remained to show what had happened. The piano had been hoisted
+upon a table, carpets and curtains bundled upstairs, and everything,
+apparently, saved. The poor garden, with its slime-daubed shrubs,
+broken palings and torn creepers, trailing wisps of draggled foliage in
+the oozy brown pools, was a sad and pitiful sight, especially when
+mentally contrasted with the glowing glory of asters and zinneas which
+it should have been.
+
+The flood has been nearly as bad as the great one of 1903. Fortunately
+the Spill Canal, cut above Srinagar to carry off the flood water, took
+off some of the pressure; the bund, also, is three feet higher than it
+was then, but it gave way in two places—one somewhere near the top, and
+the other just below the Bank, letting in the river to a depth of ten
+feet over the low-lying quarter. The stream is now falling fast, and,
+after doing a little shopping and visiting the post-office, which is
+temporarily established on the bund in the midst of an amazing litter
+of desks, boxes, and queer pigeon-holes admirably adapted to lose
+letters by the score, we spun swiftly down the rushing stream to tea
+and our cosy dounga.
+
+_Monday, September_ 18.—It was impossible to get our boats up the river
+yesterday, so I spent the day sketching amidst the most picturesque,
+but horribly smelly, part of the town; much quinine in the evening
+seemed desirable as a counterblast to possible malaria.
+
+The sunsets lately have been really magnificent; the poplars and
+chenars, darkly olive, reflected in the flooded fields against a red
+gold sky, in the foreground the black silhouettes of the armada.
+
+The days are almost too hot, but the nights are cool and delicious, and
+the mosquitoes are only noticeable for a brief period of sinful
+activity about sundown, after which the wicked cease from troubling and
+the weary are at rest.
+
+At half-past ten this morning we set sail; that is to say, we hired
+nine extra coolies and a second shikara to tow, and advanced on
+Srinagar. Hesketh’s boat, being the lighter, kept well ahead (here let
+me note that “bow” in that boat is quite the prettiest girl we have
+seen in Kashmir, and the minx knows it!), but we had good men, and
+worked along slowly and steadily up the main river, the side canals
+being all choked by broken bridges and such like. We crept past the
+Amira Kadal, or first bridge, about two o’clock, and tied up for lunch,
+revelling in the most perfect pears, peaches, and walnuts. As a rule
+the Kashmir fruit is disappointing; abundant and cheap certainly, but
+not by any means of first-rate quality.
+
+Strawberries, cherries, apricots, melons, and grapes might all be far
+better if properly cultivated, and scientifically improved from
+European stock.
+
+The pears alone defy criticism, and the apples, I am told, are
+excellent also.
+
+Vegetables are in great plenty, but, like the fruit, would be much
+improved by good cultivation.
+
+_Wednesday, September_ 25.—The abomination of desolation wrought by the
+flood is borne in upon one more and more as an inspection of the town
+reveals the damage done more fully—the houses standing empty, their
+lower storeys dank and slimy, the ruined gardens, and muddy, slippery
+roads. The wrecked garden of the Punjab Bank is one of the saddest
+sights, and must be a painful spectacle to Mr. Harrison, whose joy it
+was to spend time and money on importing exotic and improving
+indigenous plants.
+
+One cannot help reflecting how desperately depressed Noah, and the
+probably more impressionable Mrs. Noah, must have been when, discarding
+their aquascutums for the first time, they sallied forth, a primeval
+party, to observe the emerging country.
+
+Mrs. Noah, tucking up the curious straight garment that is a memory of
+our childhood, went ahead with feminine curiosity; Noah, bare-legged,
+slithering along in the rear and beseeching the ladies to note the
+slipperiness of the alluvial deposit, and for goodness’ sake not to
+make a glissade down the side of Ararat.
+
+I feel confident they must have taken great precautions, for Sabz Ali
+slipped up on the shelving bank of the Jhelum, and, had he not caught
+the gunwale of our dounga in his descent, would most certainly have had
+to swim for his life—which I doubt if he can do!
+
+Now, Shem and Co. were as valuable to Noah as Sabz Ali is to us, and I
+should not be surprised if he made them travel on all-fours in the
+risky places. Fathers were very dictatorial in those days, and there
+was nobody about to make them consider their dignity.
+
+One can imagine the scene. Ararat, a muddy pyramid dotted here and
+there with olive trees—curious, by the way, to find olives so high!—in
+the receding waters the vagrant raven cheerfully picking out the eye of
+a defunct pterodactyl. The heavy clouds rolling off the sodden
+world—they must have indeed been heavy clouds, nimbus of the first
+water—as they had raised the world’s water-level 250 feet per day
+during “the flood” … surely a record output!
+
+The primeval family party, sadly poking about along the expanding
+margin of the world, noting how Abel Brown’s tall chimney was beginning
+to show, and how Cain Jones’ wigwam was clean gone. Mrs. Shem said she
+knew it would, the mortar work had been so terribly scamped.
+
+And Naboth Robinson’s vineyard—well, _it_ was in a pretty mess, to be
+sure, and serve him right, for Mrs. Noah had frequently offered him two
+of her (second) best milch mammoths for it; yet he had held on to his
+nasty sour grapes, like the mean old curmudgeon that he was.
+
+And now Hammy must set to work and tidy it up; and oh! what lots of
+nice manure was floating about, all for nothing the cartload … And so
+the primeval family felt better, and went back to the ark to tea,
+feeling almost cheerful, but rather lonesome.
+
+Fortunately this great flood did little injury to life or limb. A
+certain amount of destruction of crops and other property was
+inevitable, but on the whole the loss was not so great as was at one
+time feared, and much was saved that at first seemed irreparable.
+
+A well-known lady artist came near to giving the note of tragedy to the
+British community, and losing the number of her mess (to use a
+nautical, and therefore appropriate expression) by reason of a big
+willow tree, beneath whose shady boughs she had moored her floating
+studio. This hapless tree, having all its sustenance swept from beneath
+by the greedy water, came down with a crash in the night upon the
+confiding house-boat, and all but swamped it.
+
+The cook-boat, occupied as usual by a pair of prolific Mangis and their
+large small family, was saved by the proverbial “acid drop”—the
+children crawling out somehow or anyhow from among the branches of the
+fallen tree.
+
+The fair artist, having with shrieks invoked the aid of a neighbour, he
+promptly descended from his roof or other temporary camp, and helped
+her with basins and chatties to bale out the half-swamped boat. The
+lady is now safely moored to the mudbank on the other side of the river
+where willow trees do not grow.
+
+The whole bund is in a very unsafe state: it was raised three feet
+after the last flood, but its width was not increased correspondingly.
+Now that the water has fallen, great fissures and subsidences have
+appeared, and in many places large portions of the bank have fallen
+away, carrying big trees with them.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV
+THE MACHIPURA
+
+
+Wednesday, _September_ 27.—We left Srinagar yesterday, very sorry
+indeed to part from the many good friends we have made and left there.
+Truly Kashmir is a hospitable country, and we have met with more kind
+friendliness in the last six months than we could have believed
+possible, coming as we did, strangers and pilgrims into a strange land.
+Our consolation is that every one comes “Home” sooner or later, so that
+we can look forward to meeting most of our friends again ere very long,
+and recalling with them memories of this happy summer with those who
+have done so much to make it so.
+
+Farewell, Srinagar! Your foulness and inward evilness were lost in the
+background behind your picturesque and tumble-down houses as we floated
+for the last time down Jhelum’s olive waters, where the sharp-nosed
+boats lay moored along the margin or, poled by their sturdy Mangis and
+guided by the chappars of their wives and daughters, shot athwart the
+eddying flood, breaking the long reflections of the storeyed banks.
+
+Past the Palace of the Maharajah, its fantastic mixture of ancient
+fairness and modern ugliness blending into a homogeneous beauty as
+distance lent it enchantment.
+
+Past the temples, their tin-coated roofs refulgent in the brilliant
+sunlight; under the queer wooden bridges, their solid stone piers
+parting the suave flow of water into noisy swirl and gurgle.
+
+Past the familiar groups of grave, white-robed men solemnly washing
+themselves, then scooping up and drinking the noisome fluid; past their
+ladies squatting like frogs by the river-side, washing away at clothes
+which never seem a whit the cleanlier for all their talk and trouble.
+
+Past the children and fowls, and cows and crows, all hob-nobbing
+together as usual.
+
+Past all these sights—so strange to us at first and now so strangely
+familiar—we floated, till the broken remnant of the seventh bridge lay
+behind us, and the lofty poplars that hem in the Baramula road stood
+stark and solemn in their endless perspective.
+
+Here a jangling note, out of tune and harsh, was struck by the dobie,
+with whom we had a grave difference of opinion regarding the washing.
+
+That gentleman having “lost by neglect” certain articles of my kit—to
+wit sundry shirts and other garments—and having rendered others
+completely _hors de combat_ by reason of his sinful method of washing,
+I decided to “cut” three rupees off his remuneration.
+
+This decision seemed to have taken from him all that life held of
+worth, and he implored me to spare his wife, children, and home, all of
+whom would be broken up and ruined if I were cruel enough, to enforce
+my awful threat. Seeing that I was obdurate, being well backed by the
+infuriated Jane, whose underwear showed far more lace and open work
+than nature intended, the wretched dobie melted into loud and tearful
+lamentation, and perched himself howling in the prow. This soon became
+so boresome that I deported him to Hesketh’s boat, where he underwent
+another defeat at the hands of that irate Lancer, whose shirts and
+temper had suffered together; finally the woeful washerman, still
+howling lugubriously, was landed on the river bank, and we saw and
+heard him no more!
+
+Down the gentle river we swiftly glided all day, while the Takht and
+Hari Parbat grew smaller and bluer, and Srinagar lay below them
+invisible in its swathing greenery.
+
+Reaching Sumbal at sunset, we turned to the left down a narrow canal,
+and soon the Wular lay—a sheet of molten gold—upon our right; and by
+the time we had moored alongside a low strip of reedy bank, the
+glorious rosy lights had faded from the snows of the Pir Panjal, and
+their royal purple and gold had turned to soft ebony against the
+primrose of the sky.
+
+A few hungry mosquitoes worried us somewhat before sunset, promising
+worse to follow; but the sharp little breeze that came flickering over
+the Wular after dark seemed to upset their plans, and send them
+shivering and hungry to shelter among the reeds and rushes.
+
+This morning we crossed the Wular, starting as the first pale dawn
+showed over the eastern hills.
+
+Before the sun rose over Apharwat, his shafts struck the higher snows
+and turned them rosy; while the lower slopes, their distant pines
+suffused with strong purple, stood reflected in the placid mirror of
+the lake.
+
+“Full many a glorious morning have I seen
+Flatter the mountain tops with sovran eye,”
+
+
+but seldom a more lovely one than this—our last on the Wular Lake.
+
+The active figures of the propellent Mangis, and the quiet ones of
+their ladies at the helm, completed a picture to be recalled with a
+sigh when we are parted by thousands of miles from this entrancing
+valley.
+
+Sopor we had understood to be but an uninteresting place, but we were,
+perhaps, inclined to regard things Kashmirian through somewhat rosy
+spectacles. Anyhow, we rather liked Sopor. Mooring close alongside a
+remarkably picturesque building standing in the midst of a smooth green
+lawn, which was once, I believe, a dâk bungalow, we halted to make
+arrangements for the hire of coolies and ponies to take us inland, and
+I went off to the post-office for letters and to make inquiries as to
+the probable depth of water in the river Pohru.
+
+Our skipper, Juma, affirmed that there was no water to speak of; but
+Juma probably—nay, certainly—prefers the _otium_ of a sojourn at Sopor
+to the toil of punting up the Pohru.
+
+The postmaster declared that there was lots of water, but qualified his
+optimism by saying that it was falling fast. So we arranged for our
+land transport of ponies for ourselves, and a dandy for Hesketh, to
+meet us one march up the river at Nopura, while we ourselves set
+forward in our boats to Dubgam, three or four miles down the Jhelum,
+where the Pohru joins it. At the entrance are large stores of timber,
+principally deodar, which is floated down from the Lolab, stored at
+Dubgam, and sent thence down country and otherwhere for sale. The great
+boom across the river to catch the floating logs had been carried away
+in the flood, and merely showed a few melancholy and ineffectual spikes
+of wood sticking up above the now calm and sluggish river.
+
+We towed up easily enough, through a quiet and peaceful country, which
+only became gorgeous under the alchemy of sunset, reaching Nopura in
+good time to tie up before dinner.
+
+_Friday, September 29_.—On Thursday morning we started, as usual, at
+dawn, and proceeded to pole and haul our way up the devious channel of
+the Pohru. Some four or five miles we accomplished successfully,
+although there were ominous signs of a gradual lack of water, until we
+came upon a hopeless shallow, where the river, instead of concentrating
+its energies on one deep and narrow channel, had run to waste over a
+wide bed, where the wrinkling wavelets showed the golden brown of the
+gravel just below the surface. Our big dounga stuck hard and fast at
+once, and Captain Jurna promptly gave up all hope of getting farther.
+He was, in fact, greatly gratified to find his prophesies come true,
+and an insufferable air of “I told you so” overspread his face as he
+wagged his head with mock sorrow, and gently poked the bottom with his
+pole to show how firmly fixed we were.
+
+Having an invalid with us, however, it was important to gain every easy
+mile we could, and it was not until all the fleet in turn had attempted
+to cross the shallow, and failed, that we made up our minds to take to
+our land transport. It was uncommonly hot in the full glare of the sun
+as Hesketh in his dandy, Jane on her “tattoo,” and I on foot set
+forward for the forest house at Harwan, which lay some five miles away
+across the fields, where the rice is now being busily cut.
+
+At the foot of a very brown and parched-looking hill stood the little
+wooden hut, facing the valley of the Pohru and the Kaj-nag range. Hot
+and thirsty, we blessed the good Mr. Blunt, the kindly forest officer,
+who had so courteously given us permission to use the forest huts of
+the Lolab and the Machipura. Our blessings of Blunt turned swiftly to
+curses directed towards the chowkidar, who was not to be seen, and who
+had left the hut firmly fastened from within. An attempt to force the
+door brought upon us the resentment of a highly irritable swarm of big
+red wasps, who plainly regarded us as objectionable intruders; and Jane
+was really getting quite cross (she says—she always does—that it was I
+who lost my temper)—before the bold sweeper, prying round the back
+premises, found an unbarred window, and the joy bells rang once more.
+
+The Colonel turned up from the Malingam direction, and pitched his tent
+in the rest-house compound; and, as the afternoon grew cooler, he and I
+sallied forth to select a few chikor for the pot.
+
+The chikor is extremely like the ordinary European redleg or Barbary
+partridge, not only in colouring, but in habit, loving the same dry,
+scrub-covered country, and preferring, like him, to run rather than fly
+when pursued. The chikor, however, is certainly far superior in the
+capacity of what fowl fanciers call “a table bird,” being, in fact,
+truly excellent eating.
+
+He is not an altogether easy bird to shoot, owing to his annoying
+predilection for the steepest and rockiest hillsides, and those most
+densely clothed in spiny jungle, wherein lurking, he chooses the
+inopportune moment when the sportsman is hopelessly entangled, like
+Isaac’s ram, to rise chuckling and flee away to another hiding-place.
+
+Without dogs, he would be often extremely hard to find; but unluckily
+for himself, being a true Kashmiri bird, he cannot help making a noise,
+and thereby betraying his presence. His corpse, when dead, is hard to
+find in the jungle, and a runner is, of course, hopeless without canine
+help. It is well, therefore, to kill him as dead as possible, and to
+that end I used No. 4 shot, with, I think, a certain advantage over
+Walter, who shot with No. 6, and who, in consequence, lost several
+birds.
+
+The friendliness and sociability of the beasts and birds of Kashmir has
+been a great joy to us. The thing can be overdone, though, and both the
+wasps and the rats of Harwan were inclined to overstep the bounds of
+decorum.
+
+The latter were obviously overjoyed to see visitors, and visions of
+unlimited plunder from our festive board would, of course, put them
+somewhat above themselves. Still, they should have refrained from
+rioting so openly around our beds as soon as the lights were out, and
+Jane was naturally indignant when a large one ran over her feet!
+
+On Friday morning we left Harwan, pretty early, as usual, for it is
+still somewhat too warm to travel comfortably in the middle of the day.
+The Colonel (always an early bird) got away first, followed by our
+invalid in his dandy, while Jane and I remained to hunt the loiterers
+out of camp. A glorious morning, and the cheering knowledge that
+breakfast was in front of us, sent us merrily along for a mile or two,
+until branching paths led us to inquire of an intelligent Kashmiri, who
+appeared to be busily engaged in reaping rice with a penknife, as to
+the road taken by our precursors, especially the tiffin coolie!
+
+The industrious one had seen no sahibs at all pass by. This was a blow,
+and Jane and I sat down to review the situation. We finally decided
+that the son of the soil was indulging in what the great and good
+Winston Churchill has called a “terminological inexactitude,” as the
+others must have gone by one of the two roads; so, putting our fortunes
+to the touch, we took the left-hand path, and were in due time rewarded
+by reaching Sogul, and there finding our pioneers peacefully seated
+under a tree, and breakfast ready.
+
+Leaving Sogul, we skirted for some miles a bare ridge which rose on the
+right, and which looked an ideal ground for chikor, and then turned
+into a beautiful valley drained by the Pohru, now quite a small and
+insignificant stream.
+
+Drogmulla, our objective, lies about fourteen miles from Harwan, and
+the forest house is a full mile beyond the village, at the end of a
+somewhat steep and winding path.
+
+A welcome sight was the snug rest-house, perched upon a hillock above a
+fussy little stream and surrounded by a fine clump of deodars.
+
+A tiny lawn in front was decorated with an artificial tank full of
+water-plants, and through the opening, among the trees, we saw the
+snowy crest of Shambrywa and the Kaj-nag rising over the deeply-wooded
+foothills.
+
+Drogmulla was so fascinating a spot, and the weather was so remarkably
+fine, that we made up our minds to remain here for a few days. That old
+red-bearded snake, the shikari, has sent the Colonel into a seventh
+heaven of anticipation by pointing to the encircling forest with
+promise of “pul-lenty baloo, sahib, this pul-lace.” We straightway
+ordained a honk.
+
+Our sick soldier is so much better since leaving Gulmarg that he is
+able to hop “around” with considerable activity on his crutches.
+
+_Saturday, September_ 30, 4 P.M.—Walter and I have been bear-honking
+all day in a district reputed to be simply crawling with bears. I love
+bear-honking; it is such a peaceful occupation.
+
+After a stiff and very hot scramble up a rugged hillside covered with
+the infuriating scrub through which nothing but a reptile could crawl
+easily, the spot is reached within short range of which (in the opinion
+of the “oldest inhabitant,” backed up by the “Snake”) the bear _must_
+pass.
+
+Here the battery of rifles and guns is carefully arranged, and I
+proceed to wipe my heated brow and settle down to the calm enjoyment of
+the honk. Drawing forth my cigar-case, I am soon wreathed in the
+fragrant clouds engendered by the incineration of a halfpenny cheroot,
+and, with a sigh of satisfaction, I spread out my writing or sketching
+materials and proceed to scribble or paint, calm in the knowledge that
+nothing on earth is in the least likely to disturb the flow of ideas,
+or interrupt the laying on of a broad flat wash. Now and again, lazily,
+I lean back to watch the witless hoverings of a big butterfly, or
+sleepily listen to the increasing sound of the tom-toms and the yells
+of the beaters, whose voices, as those of demons of the pit, rend the
+peaceful air and add to my sense of Olympian aloofness!
+
+A feeling of drowsiness steals over me; that succulent cold chikor,
+followed by a generous slice of cake upon which I so nobly lunched,
+clouds somewhat my active faculties, and the article—“A Bear Battue in
+the Himalayas”—which I am engaged in writing for the _Field_—seems to
+flag a little.
+
+Come, come! Begone dull sloth—let me continue—
+
+“As the sound of the beaters swells upon the ear, and the thunder of
+the tom-toms grows more insistent, the keen-eyed sportsman grasps more
+firmly the lever of his four-barrelled Nordenfeldt and prepares to play
+upon the bears his hail of stinging missiles. Hark! The plot is
+thickening, behind yon dense screen at the end of the cover the ph——
+bears are beginning to crowd, the pattering of their feet upon the dead
+leaves sends a thrill through the beating heart of the expectant
+sportsman. A few bears break back amid wild yells from the coolies. One
+or two odd ones dart out here and there at angles of the covert.
+Steady! Steady! Here they are, following the lead of yon fine old cock;
+with a whirr and a rush the bouquet is upon us. The shikari, mad with
+excitement, presses the second Gatling and the light Howitzer into our
+hands as he screams: ‘Bear to right, sahib!—Bear over!!—Bear behind!!!
+Bang—bang!’”
+
+“Eh? What? Oh, all right, shikari. Honk finished? Is it? Saw nothing?
+Dear me! how very odd. Very well, then gather up my guns and things,
+and we’ll go on to the next beat.”
+
+_Sunday, October 1_.—To-day being Sunday, we have been idle and
+happy—sketching, loafing, and enjoying the scenery and the glorious
+weather. Our bear-honk yesterday was only productive of annas to the
+beaters, but we picked up some chikor on the way home, and we have
+found mushrooms growing close to the hut, so that our lower natures are
+also satisfied. After lunch I mustered up energy sufficient to take me
+down to the village to sketch a native hut which, surrounded by a patch
+of flaming millet, had struck me on Friday as an extraordinary bit of
+colour. Jane and Walter, after many “prave ’orts” about climbing the
+ridge behind Drogmulla, contented themselves with a minor ascent of a
+knoll about fifty feet high, while the Lancer, reckless in his
+increasing activity, managed to trip over his crutches and give himself
+an extremely unfortunate fall.
+
+_Monday, October 2_.—There was a man who, during our bear-honk on
+Saturday, rendered himself conspicuous, partly by reason of his
+likeness to my shikari, and also because of his complete knowledge of
+the whereabouts of all bears for many miles around. He was quite glad
+to impart much information to us, and so won upon the sporting but too
+trustful heart of the brave Colonel, that he was retained by that
+officer in order that he might show sport to the Philistines, and annas
+and even rupees were bestowed upon him; and he and the old original
+“Snake” were sent forward on Saturday evening, as Joshua and Caleb, to
+spy out the promised land in the neighbourhood of Tregam.
+
+Lured by rumours of many bears, Walter and I set forth at daylight for
+Tregam, leaving Jane and the youthful Lancer (once more, alas! reduced
+to stiff bandages and a painful relapse) in possession of the hut. We
+“hadna gane a mile—a mile but barely twa,” when the old shikari met us
+with the painful intelligence that two sahibs were already at Tregam,
+and had killed many bears there, grievously wounding the rest; so we
+altered course eight points to port, crossed the Pohru, and made for
+Rainawari.
+
+A sharp climb over a wooded ridge (on the top of which we halted for
+breakfast), followed by a steep descent, brought us into a flat and
+well-cultivated plain, which sloped gently from the foothills of the
+Kaj-nag to the bed of the Pohru. Everywhere, in the glowing sunlight,
+the villagers were busily engaged in reaping the rice, which lay in
+ripe brown swathes along the little fields. The walnuts, of which there
+are a great plenty in this district, have been lately gathered, some
+few trees only still remaining, loaded with a heavy crop, but the main
+produce lay drying in heaps in the villages as we rode through.
+
+The road to Rainawari seemed curiously devious. A Kashmiri track seldom
+shies at a hill, but pursues its way, heedless of gradient, for its
+objective; but this path imitated a corkscrew in its windings, and
+reduced us to the utmost limit of our patience before, passing through
+a small village whose dull-coloured houses were enlivened with gorgeous
+festoons of scarlet chilies, we climbed a steep little hill and found
+ourselves upon a park-like lawn or clearing, and facing the cluster of
+rough wooden shanties which compose the Rainawari forest bungalow and
+its outhouses. Behind the huts the densely-wooded hill drops sharply to
+where a stream of good and pure water riots among the maidenhair and
+mosses.
+
+A large and inquisitive company of apes came up from the wood to take
+stock of us, and I sat for a long time watching them as they played
+about quite close to me, feeding, chattering, and quarrelling, entirely
+unconcerned by the presence of their human spectator.
+
+_Friday, October 6_.—All Tuesday was spent in honking bear in the lower
+woods which stretch far towards the Pohru. The high hills which rise
+above, covered with jungle, are said to be too large to work, and I can
+well believe it! For the first drive I was posted on a steep bank
+overlooking a most lovely little hollow, where the shafts of sunlight
+fell athwart the grey trunks and heavy green masses of the pines,
+lighting up the yellow leaves of the sumachs till they glowed like
+gold, and casting a flickering network of strong lights and shadows
+among the tangled mazes of undergrowth. A happy family of magpies,
+grey-blue above, with barred tails and yellow beaks, flitted about in
+restless quest, their constant cries being the only sound which broke
+the peaceful stillness, until the faint and distant sound of shouts and
+tom-toms showed that the first act of the farce had begun.
+
+Towards the end of the third beat, while I was drowsily digesting
+tiffin, and, truly, not far from napping, I was electrified by the
+report of a rifle, followed by yells and a second shot! The beaters
+redoubled their shouts, and the tom-tommers seemed like to burst their
+drums.
+
+My shikari, writhing with extreme excitement, hissed, “Baloo, sahib,
+baloo!” and began aimlessly running to and fro, apparently hoping to
+meet the bear somewhere. It was truly gay for a few minutes, but as
+nothing further occurred, and the beaters grew very hoarse with their
+prodigious efforts, I hurried on to Walter’s post to learn what had
+happened.
+
+A bear had suddenly come out of the cover some 40 yards off, and stood
+to look. The Colonel missed it, whereupon it dashed forward, passing
+within a few yards of him, and he missed it again. It departed at top
+speed across some open ground behind him, and gained the great woods
+which stretch away to the Kaj-nag, and never shall we see that bear
+again! The Colonel was much disgusted, and if language—hot, strong, and
+plenty of it—could have slain that bear, he would have dropped dead in
+his tracks.
+
+The beaters brought up a wonderful tale of how another bear, badly
+wounded in the leg, had charged through their lines and gone back. They
+stuck to their story, and either a second bear actually existed or they
+are colossal liars. I incline to the latter theory.
+
+We had wasted all our luck. No more bears came to look at us, and so,
+late in the afternoon, we sought the rest-house and consolation from
+Jane and Hesketh, who had arrived from Drogmulla.
+
+I had occasion to deplore the bad manners of the rats at Harwan, but
+their conduct was exemplary compared with that of the rats of
+Rainawari! I had been writing my journal, according to my custom,
+before going to sleep, and hardly had “lights out” been sounded than a
+rat went off with my candle, literally from below my very nose. Then,
+from the inadequately partitioned chamber where the invalid vainly
+sought repose, came sounds of strife—boots and curses flying—followed
+by an extraordinary scraping and scuffling. A large rat, having fallen
+into the big tin bath, was making bids for freedom by ineffectually
+leaping up the slippery sides. At last he contrived to get out, and
+peace reigned until we managed to get to sleep.
+
+Wednesday was spent honking in the forlorn hope of a bear, I have now
+spent more than fourteen days in pursuit of black bear, and I have only
+seen one. Every one said to me in spring, “Oh, go to the Lolab, it’s
+full of bear,” I went, and was informed that it was a late season and I
+was too early—the bears were not yet awake. I was consoled by learning
+that later on, when the mulberries were ripe, the berry-loving beasts
+jostled one another in the pursuit of the delicacy so much, that they
+were no sport I went down from Gulmarg for three days, honking among
+the mulberries, but saw none. Then I was told the maize season was
+undoubtedly the best. Now the maize is full ripe; the maize fields are
+tempting in their golden glory, and the only thing wanting to complete
+the picture is a big, black bear.
+
+Either my luck has been particularly bad (and I think it has, as the
+Colonel got a fine bear below Gulmarg, and had another chance at
+Rainawari), or else there are not so many bears in real life as exist
+in the imaginations of those who know. My own theory is, that, unless
+he has remarkable luck, a stranger, in the hands of an ignorant
+shikari, and knowing nothing of the language, has but a remote chance
+of sport. If the shikari does not happen to know the district
+thoroughly, he is necessarily in the hands of the villagers, and has to
+trust to them to arrange the beats and place the guns. The villagers
+want their four annas for a day’s shouting, but do not know or care if
+a bear is in the neighbourhood, so, having planted the gun (and shikari
+with him), they proceed to beat after their own fashion, in other words
+to stroll, in Indian file, like geese across a common, along the line
+of least resistance, instead of spreading out and searching all the
+thickest jungle.
+
+Much yelling serves both to cheer the sahib, and frighten away any bear
+which might otherwise haply frighten them.
+
+I cannot say I regret the time I have spent looking for bear. The
+scenery has always been fine—sometimes magnificent, and there has
+always been a certain cheering hope, which sustained me as I lay hour
+after hour in the Malingam Nullah, or sat expectant amid ever varying
+and always beautiful glades and passes, watching the bird life, and
+storing up scenes and memories which I know I shall never forget.
+
+Alas! we have but a very few days yet before us in Kashmir, and it is
+lamentable, for now the climate is simply perfect, the air clear and
+clean, and without the haze of summer; the first crispness of coming
+autumn making itself felt most distinctly in the early hours of morning
+ere
+
+“Nor dim nor red, like God’s own head,
+The glorious sun uprist;”
+
+
+and each dawn saw us up and out to watch these sunrises, whose
+splendour cannot be expressed on paper. This morning it was more than
+usually wonderful, the whole flank of Nanga Parbat and his lesser
+peaks, turning from clear lemon to softest rose, stood radiant above
+the purple shades of the great range which lies around Gurais. In the
+middle distance, rising above the level yellow of the plain, still dim
+and shadowy below the morning light, rolled wave upon wave of the blue
+hills which hold in their embrace the fruitful Lolab. At our feet the
+deodars, still dark with the shadow of night, crept up the dewy slope
+upon whose top we stood. Then suddenly
+
+“The sanguine sunrise, with his meteor eyes,”
+
+
+flamed over the eastern ridges, and in a flood of glory the soft
+shadows and pallid lights of the dawn became merged in the brilliance
+of a Kashmir autumn day.
+
+Our march yesterday from Rainawari to Kitardaji was charming. I had no
+idea that this Machipura country, which is not much visited by summer
+sojourners in Kashmir, was so fine. The district lies along the lower
+shoulders and foothills of the Kaj-nag, and, while lacking the savage
+grandeur of the Lidar or Upper Sind, yet possesses the charm of
+infinite variety and, in this early autumn, a climate in which it is a
+pure joy to live. On leaving Rainawari we followed up a river valley
+for some distance, and then wound through richly cultivated hollows and
+past well-wooded hills, where the dark silver firs and the deodars were
+lit up by splashes of scarlet and orange, and the deciduous sumach and
+thorn-bushes hung out their autumn flags. Walnuts—the trees in many
+places turning yellow—were being gathered into heaps, and the apple
+trees, reddening in the autumn glow, hung heavy with abundant fruit.
+
+Turning into a narrow gorge, where the trees overhung the path and
+shaded the wanderer with many an interlaced bough; where ferns grew in
+great green clumps, and the friendly magpies chattered in the luminous
+shade, I hurried on, having stayed behind the others to sketch. Up and
+up, till only pines waved over me, and the track, leading along the
+edge of a deep khud, opened out at last upon a plateau, hot and sunlit;
+here an entrancing panorama of Nanga Parbat and the whole range of
+mountains round Haramok caused me to stop “at gaze” until a mundane
+desire for breakfast sent me scurrying down the dusty and slippery
+descent to Larch, where I found, as I had hoped, the rest of the party
+assembled expectant around the tiffin basket, while the necromancer,
+Sabz Ali, had just succeeded in producing the most delightful stew,
+omelette, and coffee from the usual native toy kitchen, made,
+apparently, in a few minutes with a couple of stones and a dab of mud!
+
+It has been an unfailing marvel to us how, in storm or calm, rain or
+fine, the native cook seems always able to produce a hot meal with such
+apparently inadequate materials as he has at his command. Give him a
+fire in the open, screened by stones and a mud wall, a _batterie de
+cuisine_ limited to one or two war-worn “degchies,” and let him have a
+village fowl and half-a-dozen tiny eggs, and he will in due time serve
+up, with modest pride, a most excellent repast.
+
+The remaining half of our twelve-mile march lay along a continually
+rising track, which finally brought us to Kitardaji, a cosy pine-built
+hut, perched upon a hill clothed with deodars, at the foot of which ran
+the inevitable stream.
+
+This, alas! is our last Kashmir camping-ground, and it is one of the
+most charming of all.
+
+At 8.15 this morning we bade farewell to Kitardaji. We had got up
+before dawn to see the sunrise, but afterwards took things leisurely,
+as the march is short to Baramula, and our boats were to be in waiting
+there, and we had made all arrangements for a landau and ekkas to be in
+readiness to take us down to Rawal Pindi, while the Colonel returned up
+the Jhelum for more shooting before rejoining his wife at Bandipur.
+
+The march of about thirteen miles from Kitardaji to Baramula is
+fine—the views of Nanga Parbat in the early hours, before the sun’s
+full strength cast a golden glow over the distance, were magnificent,
+and long we lingered upon the last ridge, gazing over the great valley,
+ringed with its guardian mountains, ere we sadly turned our backs for
+the last time on the scene, and wended our way downward to Baramula and
+our boats.
+
+Kashmir seems to be as difficult to get out of as to get into! What was
+our amazement and disgust to find neither landau nor ekkas, nor,
+apparently, any chance of getting them!
+
+Baramula was in a ferment, and wild confusion reigned because the
+Viceroy, having somewhat suddenly determined to come to Jammu, the
+Maharajah and all his suite, together with the Resident and his
+belongings, were to start down the road at once, and all transport was
+commandeered by the State. Here was a coil! Officers innumerable, who
+had stayed in Kashmir until the limit of their leave, were struggling
+vainly to get on, and had got to Baramula only to find all transport in
+the hands of the State officials. Some few had, by fair means or foul,
+got hold of an ekka or two and hidden them; others had seized ponies,
+but nothing to harness them to. A few of the younger men set forth on
+foot, and others had their servants out in ambush on the roads to try
+and collect transport.
+
+It was most important that we should get on, as Hesketh had to be in
+Pindi to go before a medical board on the 14th, in order to be
+invalided home to England; and as he was most anxious to catch a
+steamer sailing on the 25th, he had no time to spare.
+
+I telegraphed to Sir Amar Singh for authority to engage ekkas, and I
+sent for the Tehsildhar of Baramulla to complain of my ekkas being
+taken. He appeared in due course—a somewhat pert little person—who
+promised to do what he could, which I knew would be nothing. A farewell
+dinner on board Walter’s ship concluded a fairly busy day.
+
+_Saturday, October 7_.—A strenuous day, to say the least of it. Sir
+Amar Singh most courteously met my wishes, and himself directed the
+local authorities to assist me. Armed with this power, I again sent for
+the Tehsildhar, who promised many ekkas, but appeared to have some
+difficulty in fulfilling his promises. I spent the forenoon in hunting
+transport, sending out my servants also in pursuit. The Tehsildhar
+produced one ekka with great pomp, as earnest of what he could and
+would do later on.
+
+During the afternoon the landau turned up from Srinagar, and at 6 P.M.
+one of my myrmidons rushed in to say that two ekkas had arrived at the
+dâk bungalow.
+
+It was but a few yards away, and in a couple of minutes I was on the
+spot. The ekkas had come up from Pindi, and the sahib who had lured
+them to Baramula seemed astonished at my method of taking them over. In
+an uncommonly short while the ekkas were parked, with the landau, close
+to the boats and under strict watch, while all harness was brought on
+board my dounga, just in time, as native officials of some sort romped
+up and claimed the ekkas, and threatened to beat my servants. It was
+explained to them gently, but firmly, that if they touched my ekkas or
+landau they would taste the waters of the Jhelum. We were then left in
+peaceful possession.
+
+_Tuesday, October 10_.—On Sunday morning we really saw our way to
+making a start. We had three ekkas collected, and the Tehsildhar
+produced a fourth with a great flourish, as though in expectation of a
+heavy tip. The landau was being piled with odds and ends while the last
+bits of business were being got through. Juma and his crew were paid
+and tipped (grumbling, of course, for the Kashmiri is a lineal
+descendant of the horse-leech). The shikari went to Smithson, and the
+sweeper and permanent coolie were transferred to the assistant forest
+officer, while Ayata (in charge of Freddie, the blackbird) scrambled
+into the leading ekka.
+
+By noon all was ready, and amid the rattle and jingle of many harness
+bells and the salaams of the domestics, we bowled out of Baramula, and
+set forward down the valley of the Jhelum.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV
+DELHI AND AGRA
+
+
+The journey down was uneventful, and quite unlike the journey up, when
+we had been briskly occupied in dodging landslips for days. A good
+road, white and dry, and sloping steadily downward; a good pair of
+ponies, strong and willing; a roomy landau, wherein Hesketh—still
+suffering from his fall at Drogmulla—could stretch himself in
+comparative comfort, combined to bring us to Kohala this afternoon in a
+state of excellent preservation. Here we crossed the bridge, which
+brought us to the right bank of the river—from Kashmir to British
+territory.
+
+Kohala is the proud possessor of one of the very worst dâk bungalows
+yet discovered. This seems disappointing when stepping under the folds
+of the Union Jack full of high hope and confidence.
+
+Climbing up through a particularly noisome bazaar to the bungalow, I
+was met with the information that it was already full. I said that was
+a pity, but that room must be found for my party.
+
+Room was got somehow, a dâk bungalow being an extraordinarily elastic
+dwelling. Hesketh was stored in a little tent. I lodged in the
+dining-room, and Jane took up her quarters in a sort of dressing-room
+kindly given up by a lady, who bravely sought asylum with a
+sister-in-law and a remarkably strong-lunged baby. I believe more
+travellers arrived later, for—although, thanks to Sir Amax Singh and
+good luck, we gained a good start at Baramula—now the tongas are
+beginning to roll in and the plot to thicken.
+
+I cannot think where the last arrivals bestowed themselves—not on the
+roof, I trust, for a thunderstorm, accompanied by the usual vigorous
+squall of wind, fell upon us during the night, and raged so furiously
+that I was greatly relieved to see the Lancer’s little tent still
+braving the battle and the breeze in the morning.
+
+We had a long day before us, so started in good time to make the
+tedious ascent to Murree. It rained steadily, and a cold wind swept
+down the river valley as we began to make our slow way up the long,
+long hill.
+
+I never knew milestones so extraordinarily far apart as those which
+mark the distance between Kohala and Murree. There are twenty-five of
+them, distributed along a weary winding road which extends without an
+apparent variation of gradient from Kohala to the Murree cemetery. The
+rise from the river level to Murree is 5000 feet, and this, in a heavy
+landau over a road often deep in red mud, is a heavy strain on equine
+endurance and human patience.
+
+We had a fresh pair of horses waiting for us half-way up the hill, but
+they proved absolutely useless, being obviously already dead tired and
+quite unable to drag the carriage through any of the muddier places
+even with every one but the invalid on foot. So we apologetically put
+the gallant greys in again, poor beasties, and they took us up well.
+
+From the cemetery the road runs fairly level to where, upon rounding a
+sharp corner, the hill station of Murree comes into sight, clinging to
+its hill-tops and overlooking the far flat plains beyond Pindi.
+
+I cannot imagine how anybody would willingly abide in Murree who could
+go anywhere else for the hot weather. There being no level ground,
+there is no polo, no cricket, and no golf. There is no river to fish
+in, and I do not think that there is anything at all to shoot.
+Doubtless, however, it has its compensations. Probably it abounds in
+pretty mem-sahibs, who with bridge and Badminton combine to oil the
+wheels of life, and make it merry on the Murree hills.
+
+Leaving the station high on the left, we dipped in a most puzzling
+manner down a slope through a fine wood giving magnificent views
+towards the hills of our beloved Kashmir, and presently came to “Sunny
+Bank,” whence a steep road seemed to run sharply hack and up to Murree
+itself. It was late, and both we and our unfortunate horses were tired,
+but a hasty peep into the little inn showed it to be quite impossible
+as a lodging, and a biting wind sent us shivering down the hill as fast
+as might be to seek rest and warmth at Tret.
+
+The good greys took us down the eleven miles in a very short time, and
+we pulled up at the dâk bungalow at 7.30, having been just twelve hours
+doing the forty miles from Kohala.
+
+The dâk bungalow and all the compound in front was crowded, detachments
+_en route_, from Murree to Pindi having halted here for the night.
+Hesketh was lucky enough to share a room with a brother Lancer, and a
+mixed bag of Gunners and Hussars made up a cheery dinner-table.
+
+The only member of the party showing signs of collapse was the
+unfortunate Freddie, who, shaken up in his small cage for three days in
+an ekka, seemed in piteous plight, feathers (what there were of them)
+ruffled and unkempt, and eyes dim and half closed. Poor dear, it was
+only sleep he wanted, for next morning he showed up, as his fond owner
+remarked, “bright as a button!”
+
+_12th_.—The road from Tret to Pindi seemed tame to us, but probably
+charming to the horses, first down a few gently sloping hills, and then
+for the remainder of its six-and-twenty miles it wound its dull and
+dusty length along the level.
+
+We halted for our last picnic lunch in a roadside garden full of loquat
+trees and big purple hibiscus. The only curious thing here was a pi-dog
+which refused to eat cold duck! Certainly it was a _very_ tough duck,
+but still, I do not think a pi-dog should he so fastidious.
+
+A few more level dusty miles, and we rattled into Rawal Pindi, where,
+after depositing our sick man safely in his own mess precincts, we
+proceeded to ensconce ourselves in Flashman’s Hotel, which is certainly
+far better than the Lime Tree, where we stayed before. Indian hotels
+are about the worst in the world. We have sampled rough dens in Spain,
+in Tetuan, and in Corsica—especially in Corsica, but then they are
+unpretentious inns in unfrequented villages, whereas in India you find
+in world-famous cities such as Agra or Delhi the most comfortless dens
+calling themselves hotels—hotels where you hardly dare eat half the
+food for fear of typhoid, and will not eat the rest because it is so
+unsavoury!
+
+It may be argued that the hotels, if bad, are cheap, and that one
+cannot reasonably expect much in return for five or six rupees per day;
+it seems, however, that in a country where food and labour cost next to
+nothing, a good landlord should be able to “do” his customers well upon
+five rupees, and make a substantial profit into the bargain.
+
+Probably, as the facilities for travel are rapidly increasing, and
+India is now as easy to reach as Italy was in days not so long by, the
+hotels will soon improve. Hospitality, which is still to-day greater in
+the East than in our more selfish Western regions, and which has, until
+quite recently, obviated for strangers and pilgrims the necessity for
+hotels, is now unable to cope with the increasing flood of visitors and
+wanderers; as the need becomes more pressing, so will the supply,
+consequent upon the demand, improve both in quality and quantity; and
+we have already heard of the new Taj Mahal Hotel at Bombay, the fame of
+which has been trumpeted through India, and which is said to rival in
+luxury the palaces of Ritz!
+
+The real and serious difficulty, and one which at present seems
+insurmountable, is to secure cleanliness and safety in that Augean
+stable—the cook-house. Until the native can be brought to understand
+the inadvisability of using tainted water and unclean utensils, and of
+permitting the ubiquitous fly to pervade the larder—until, I say, that
+millennium can be attained, the danger of enteric and other ills will
+always be very great in Indian hotels.
+
+_Friday, October_ 13.—Lunch with Dr. Munro, who surprised us somewhat
+by having married a wife since we played golf and bridge together at
+Gulmarg only a few weeks ago. Tea, a farewell repast with our
+invalid—who goes before a medical board in a few days, and who will
+then be doubtless sent home on long sick leave—and the despatch of our
+heavy luggage direct to Bombay, occupied us pretty fully for the day;
+and in the evening, after dinner, we took up our residence in a
+carriage drawn up in a siding to be attached to the 6.30 mail in the
+morning. Our last recollection of Pindi was a vision of the faithful
+Ayata, paid, tipped, and provided with a flaming “chit,” flapping along
+the road in the bright moonlight, with all his worldly possessions, _en
+route_ for Abbotabad and home.
+
+_Saturday, October_ 14.—A prodigious amount of banging, whistling, and
+yelling seemed to be necessary before we could be coupled up to the
+early train, and sent flying towards Lahore. It was impossible to
+sleep, and I was peacefully watching the landscape as it slid past,
+first in the pink flush of early dawn, and gradually losing colour as
+the sun, gaining in strength, reduced everything to a white hot glow,
+when, scraping and bumping into a wayside station, we were suddenly
+informed that, owing to hot bearings or heated axles or something, we
+must quit our carriage at once, and so, half dressed and wholly
+wrathful, we were shot out on a hot and exceedingly gritty platform,
+with our hand luggage and bedding all of a heap, and with the whole
+length of the train to traverse to attain our new carriage. Sabz Ali
+being curled up asleep in an “intermediate,” was all unwitting of this
+upheaval. The officials were impatient, and so Jane and I were in a
+thoroughly unchristian frame of mind by the time we were stowed, hot
+and greatly fussed, into a stifling compartment, whose dust-begrimed
+windows long withstood all endeavours to open them.
+
+We reached Lahore about noon, and, having some six hours to dispose of
+there, we spent them in calm contemplation, sitting on the verandah of
+Nedou’s Hotel. It was really too hot to think of sight-seeing.
+
+_Thursday, October 19_.—Another night in the train brought us to Delhi
+at dawn, and we drove up to the execrable caravansary of Mr. Maiden. I
+do not propose to write much about Delhi. Every one who has been in
+India has visited the capital of the Moguls, whose wealth of splendid
+buildings would alone have rendered it a supreme attraction for the
+sight-seer, even had it not played the part it did in the Mutiny, and
+been memorable as the scene of the storming of the Kashmir Gate and the
+death of John Nicholson.
+
+We, personally, carried away from Delhi an uncomfortable sense of
+disappointment. It was very hot, and Jane fell a victim to the heat or
+something, and took to her bed in the comfortless hotel, while I
+prowled sadly about the baking streets, and tried to work up an
+enthusiasm which I did not feel.
+
+As soon as Jane was fit, we joined forces with a young
+fellow-countryman and his sister, who were the only other English
+people in the hotel, and drove out to see the Kutab Minar. On arrival
+we found a comfortable dâk bungalow, and, having made an excellent
+breakfast, sallied forth to view the Kutab. May I confess that I was
+again a little disappointed? I do not really know exactly why, but the
+great tower, whose fluted shaft, dark red in the sunglow, shoots up
+some 270 feet into the air, did not appeal to me. It is like no other
+column—it is unique, marvellous,—but it leaves me cold.
+
+The splendid arch of the screen of the old temple, and the lovely
+columns of the Jain temple opposite, attracted me far more than the
+Kutab Minar.
+
+Jane and young Buxton went off to see a native jump down a well fifty
+feet deep for four annas. The performance sounded curious, but
+unpleasant. The sightseers were much impressed! Meanwhile, Miss Buxton
+and I discovered a very modern and exceedingly hideous little Hindu
+temple, painted in the most appalling manner—altogether a gem of
+grotesqueness, and truly delightful and refreshing.
+
+Tea in front of the dâk bungalow, in a corner blazing with “gold
+mohurs” and rosy oleanders, while the driver and the syce harnessed the
+lean pair of horses, a final visit to the Kutab and the great arch, and
+we fared back over the eleven bumpy miles that lay between us and
+Delhi.
+
+A good deal of my spare time, while Jane was _hors de combat_, was
+spent in the jewellers’ shops of the Chandni chowk, the principal
+merchants’ quarter of Delhi. I do not think that anything very special
+in the way of a “bargain” is to be obtained by the amateur, although
+stones are undoubtedly cheaper than in London. I saw little really fine
+jewellery, probably because I was obviously unlikely to be a big buyer,
+but many good spinels, dark topaz, and rough emeralds. The stones I
+wanted I failed to get. Alexandrites were not, and pink topaz scarce
+and dear. The dealers generally tried to sell pale spinels as pink
+topaz. Peridot are cheaper, I think, at home, and certainly in Cairo,
+and the only amethysts worth looking at are sent out from Germany. The
+pale ones of the country come from Jaipur. By-the-bye, the
+best-coloured amethysts I ever remember seeing were in Clermont
+Ferrand.
+
+Delhi has always been connected with gems in my mind. I am not certain
+why. Partly, perhaps, because the famous Peacock Throne of Shah Jehan
+stood in the Palace here. I cannot resist giving the description of it
+in the words of Tavernier, who saw it about 1655, and who describes it
+as follows:—
+
+“This is the largest throne; it is in form like one of our field-beds,
+six foot long and four broad. The cushion at the back is round like a
+bolster; the cushions on the sides are flat. I counted about a hundred
+and eight pale rubies in collets about this throne, the least whereof
+weighed a hundred carats. Emeralds I counted about a hundred and
+forty.”
+
+“The under part of the canopy is all embroidered with pearls and
+diamonds, with a fringe of pearls round about. Upon the top of the
+canopy, which is made like an arch with four paws, stands a peacock
+with his tail spread, consisting entirely of sapphires and other
+proper-coloured stones;[1] the body is of beaten gold enchased with
+several jewels; and a great RUBY upon his breast, to which hangs a
+pearl that weighs fifty carats. On each aide of the peacock stand two
+nosegays as high as the bird, consisting of various sorts of flowers,
+all of beaten gold enamelled.”
+
+[1] “Au dessus du ciel qui est faite en voûte à quatre pans on voit un
+Paon, qui a la queue relevée fait de Saphirs bleus et autres pierres de
+couleur.”—TAVERNIER, livre ii. chap. viii.
+
+
+“When the king seats himself upon the throne there is a transparent
+jewel, with a diamond appendant of eighty or ninety carats weight,
+encompassed with rubies and emeralds, so hung that it is always in his
+eye. The twelve pillars also, that uphold the canopy, are set with rows
+of fair pearl, round, and of an excellent water, that weigh from six to
+ten carats apiece.”
+
+“At the distance of four feet, upon each side of the throne, are placed
+two umbrellas, the handles of which are about eight feet high, covered
+with diamonds, the umbrellas themselves being of crimson velvet,
+embroidered and fringed with pearl.”
+
+“This is the famous throne which Tamerlane began and Shah Jehan
+finished; and is really reported to have cost a hundred and sixty
+millions and five hundred thousand livres of our money.”
+
+One can picture the enraptured diamond merchant examining this
+masterpiece of Oriental luxury with awe-struck eye, appraising the size
+and lustre of each gem, and taking the fullest notes with which to
+dazzle his countrymen on returning to the more prosaic Europe from what
+was then indeed the “Gorgeous East!” This world-famous throne was
+seized by Nadir Shah, when he sacked Delhi in 1739, and carried away
+(together with our Koh-i-noor diamond) into Persia. Dow, who saw the
+famous throne some twenty years before Tavernier, describes _two_
+peacocks standing behind it with their tails expanded, which were
+studded with jewels. Between the peacocks stood a parrot, life size,
+cut out of a single emerald!
+
+_Friday, October_ 20.—Yesterday at 6 A.M. we spurned the dust of Delhi,
+hot and blinding, from our feet and clambered into the train, which
+whirled us across the sun-baked plain to Agra.
+
+There has been a woeful shortage of rain in the Punjab and Rajputana,
+and a famine seems imminent—not a great and universal famine, as, the
+monsoon having been irregular, only some districts have suffered to a
+serious extent, and they can be supplied from elsewhere, whereas in the
+great famine of 1901 the drought parched the whole land, and no help
+could be given by one State to another, all lying equally under the
+sun’s curse. Not a great famine, perhaps; yet, to one accustomed to the
+genial juiciness of the West, the miles and miles of waterless hot
+plains, stretching away to where the horizon flickered in the glare,
+the brown and parched vegetation, the lean and hungry-looking cattle,
+tended by equally lean and famished herds, caused the monotonous view
+from the carriage windows to be strangely depressing.
+
+This is the very battle-ground of Nature and the British Raj. We have
+given peace and, to a certain extent, prosperity to the teeming
+millions of India, and they have increased and multiplied until the
+land is overburthened, and Nature, with relentless will, bids Famine
+and Pestilence lay waste the cities and the plains. Then Science, with
+irrigation works and improved hygiene, strives hard to gain a victory,
+but still the struggle rages doubtfully.
+
+Agra we liked as much as we disliked Delhi. To begin with creature
+comforts (and the well-being of the body produces a pair of _couleur de
+rose_ spectacles for the mental eye), Laurie’s Hotel at Agra is very
+much more comfortable than the den we abode in at Delhi, and after a
+good tiffin we set forth with light hearts to see the Fort.
+
+This, the accumulated achievement of the greatest of the Mogul
+Emperors, is a magnificent monument of their power and pride. The
+earliest part, built by Akbar, is all of rich red sandstone. The great
+hall of audience and other portions show his broad-minded tolerance and
+catholicity of taste in being almost pure Hindu in style and
+decoration. Later, with Jehangir and Shah Jehan, the high-water mark of
+sumptuousness was attained in the use of pure white marble, lavishly
+inlaid with coloured stones.
+
+As we wandered through halls and corridors of marble most richly
+wrought, while the sun-glare outside did but emphasise the cool shade
+within, or filter softly through the lace-like tracery of pierced
+white-marble screens, one longed to reclothe these glorious skeletons
+with all the pomp of their dead magnificence—for one magic moment
+replace the Great Mogul upon his peacock throne, surround him with a
+glittering crowd of courtiers and attendants, clothe the wide marble
+floors upon which they stand with richest carpets from the looms of
+Persia and the North, and drape the tall white columns with rustling
+canopies of silk.
+
+Before the great audience hall let the bare garden-court again glow
+with a million blooms; there let the peacocks sun themselves, their
+living jewels putting to shame the gems that burn back from aigrette
+and from sword-hilt; see and hear the cool waters sparkling once again
+from their long-dried founts, flashing in the white sunlight, and
+flowing over ducts cunningly inlaid with zigzag bands to imitate the
+ripple of the mountain stream.
+
+The dead frame alone is left of all this gorgeous picture. The
+imperishable marble glows white in the sunlight as it did in the days
+of Shah Jehan. The great red bastions of the Fort frown over the same
+placid Jumna, and watch each morning the pearly dome of the Taj Mahal
+rise like a moon in the dawn-glow, shimmer through the parching glare
+of an Indian day, and at eve sink, rosy, into the purple shadows of
+swiftly-falling night, as they did when Shah Jehan sat “in the
+sunset-lighted balcony with his eyes fixed on the snow-white pile at
+the bend of the river, and his heart full of consolation of having
+wrought for her he loved, through the span of twenty years, a work that
+she had surely accepted at the last.”[2]
+
+[2] _The Web of Indian Life_
+
+
+We spent a long afternoon in the Fort, and drove out finally through
+the monstrous gateway in a little Victoria, feeling all the time that
+none but elephants in all their glory of barbaric caparison could pass
+through such a portal worthily.
+
+The moon was full almost a week ago, unfortunately, so we determined
+that, failing moonlight, our first visit to the Taj should be at
+sunset.
+
+The two miles’ drive along an excellent road was delightful, and the
+approach to the Taj has been laid out with much skill as a beautiful
+bit of landscape garden. This care is due to Lord Curzon, who has taken
+Agra and its monuments into his especial keeping.
+
+A very small golf-course has been laid out, and the familiar form of
+the enthusiast could be seen, blind to everything but the flight of
+time and his Haskell, hurrying round to save the last of the daylight.
+
+Beneath a tree was laid out a tea equipage, and a few ladies indolently
+putting showed that, after all, the game was not taken too seriously.
+
+I have no intention of trying to describe the Taj Mahal. The attempt
+has already been made a thousand times. I may merely remark that the
+detestable Indian miniatures, and little ivory or marble models that
+are, alas! so common, are incapable of giving an idea, otherwise than
+misleading, of this wonderful building, which is not—as they would
+vainly show it—glaring, staring, and hard, nor does its formality seem
+other than just what it should be.
+
+As we saw it first—opalescent in the soft, clear light of sunset—the
+chief impression it made upon us was that of size; for this we were
+quite unprepared.
+
+As we approached it from the great red entrance arch, along a smooth
+path bordering the central stretch of still, translucent water, the
+lovely dome rose fairy-like from the masses of trees that, in their
+turn, formed a background of solemn green for gorgeous patches of
+colour, in bloom and leaf, which glowed on either side as we advanced.
+
+Ascending a flight of steps to the wide terrace, all of whitest marble,
+upon which the Taj is raised, we realised that the detail of carving
+and of inlay was as perfect as the general effect of the whole.
+
+High as my expectations had been raised, I was not disappointed in the
+Taj, and that is saying much, for one’s pre-formed ideas are apt to
+soar beyond bounds and to suffer the fate of Icarus. At the same time,
+I cannot agree with Fergusson that the Taj Mahal is the most beautiful
+building in the world. I do not admit that it is possible to compare
+structures of such widely divergent types as the Parthenon, the
+Cathedral of Chartres, the Campanile of Giotto, and the Taj Mahal, and
+pronounce in favour of any one of them. It is as vain as to contend
+that the “Rime of the Ancient Mariner” is a finer poem than Keats’ “Eve
+of St. Agnes,” or that the “Erl Konig” is better music than “The
+Moonlight Sonata.”
+
+Perhaps it is not too much to say that it is the loveliest tomb in the
+world, and the finest specimen of Mohammedan architecture in existence.
+If I dared to criticise what would appear to be faultless, I should
+humbly suggest that the four corner minarets are not worthy of the
+centre building, reminding one rather of lighthouses.
+
+We spent a second day in Agra, revisiting the Fort and the Taj rather
+than seeing anything new. We could have hired a motor and rushed out
+for a hurried visit to Fatehpur-Sighri, and there was temptation in the
+idea; but we decided to content ourselves with the abundant food for
+eye and mind which we had in these two wonderful buildings, and in the
+evening we took the train for Jaipur.
+
+_Saturday, October 21._—One is apt to be cross and fussed and generally
+upset on being landed on a strange platform in the dark at 5.30 A.M.,
+as we were at Jaipur, but much solace lay in the fact that a
+comfortable carriage stood waiting us and a most kind and genial host
+received us on the broad verandah of his bungalow, and the cheering
+fact was borne in upon us that we shall have henceforward but little to
+do with Indian hotels.
+
+How one appreciates a large, cool room, good servants, good food, and
+last, but not least, the society of one’s kind, after two or three
+weeks of racket and discomfort by road and rail.
+
+A restful morning enlivened us sufficiently to enjoy a garden party at
+the Residency in the afternoon, where not only the English society, but
+a large number of native gentlemen, were playing lawn-tennis with
+laudable energy.
+
+After Kashmir, where Sir Amar Singh is the only native who mixes at all
+with the English, it was interesting to see and meet on terms of
+good-fellowship these Rajput aristocrats.
+
+_Sunday, October_ 22.—The city of Jaipur is, I think, principally
+interesting as being modern and enlightened among those of the native
+states.
+
+When the ancient city of Ambér was abandoned, principally on account of
+its scanty water-supply, Jaipur was built upon a regular and
+prearranged plan, having a great wide street down the centre, crossed
+by two large thoroughfares at right angles, thus dividing the town into
+six rectangular blocks.
+
+We drove into the city in the afternoon, and were much impressed by its
+airiness and cleanliness. The houses are all coated with pink stucco,
+picked out with white, which, in the bright atmosphere, has, at a
+little distance, a charming effect. On closer inspection the real
+tawdriness and want of solidity of the work become painfully apparent,
+and the designs in white upon the pink, in which the wayward fancy of
+each householder runs riot, generally leave much to be desired, both in
+design and execution.
+
+The broad, clean main streets were a perfect kaleidoscope of colour and
+movement. Men in pink pugarees—in lemon-coloured—in emerald green;
+women in blood-red saris, bearing shining brass pots upon their heads,
+all talking, shouting, jostling—a large family of monkeys on a
+neighbouring roof added their quota of conversation—calm oxen, often
+with red-painted horns and pink-streaked bodies, camels, asses, horses,
+strolled about or pushed their way through the throng. No Hindu cow
+would ever dream of making way for anybody. Yes, though! Here comes an
+elephant rolling along, and the holy ones with humps discreetly retire
+aside, covering their retreat before a _force majeure_ by stepping up
+to the nearest greengrocer’s stall and abstracting a generous mouthful
+of the most succulent of his wares.
+
+Rising in the midst of a lovely garden, just outside the city, is the
+Albert Hall, a remarkably fine structure, built in accordance with the
+best traditions of Mohammedan architecture adapted to modern
+requirements by our host, the designer. It contains both a museum of
+the products of Rajputana, and also an instructive collection of
+objects of art and science, gathered together for the edification of
+the intelligent native.
+
+We would willingly have spent hours examining the pottery and brass
+work for which Jaipur is famous, or in making friends with the denizens
+of the great aviary in the garden, but time is short, and even the baby
+panther could only claim a few minutes of our devotion.
+
+The Palace of the Maharajah is neither particularly interesting nor
+beautiful, and we did not visit it further than to inspect the ancient
+observatory built by Jey Singh, with its huge sundial, whose gnomon
+stands 80 feet above the ground! What we are pleased to call a
+superstitious attention to times lucky or unlucky has given to
+astronomical observations in the East an unscientific importance which
+they have not had for centuries in Europe.[3] A slight attack of fever
+prevented me from going to Ambér; so I stayed at home, peacefully
+absorbing quinine, subsequently extracting the following from Jane’s
+diary:—
+
+[3] I fear this is somewhat misleading. Jey Singh was, _par
+excellence_, an astronomer, not an astrologer,—T. R. S.
+
+
+“‘Tea ready, mem-sahib.’ The familiar and somewhat plaintive sound of
+Sabz Ali’s voice roused me, as it so often has in tent, forest hut, or
+matted dounga;”
+
+but this time I was really puzzled for a moment, on awaking, to find
+myself in a real comfortable spring bed, white-enamelled and
+mosquito-netted, while for roof I only saw the clear, pale, Indian sky.
+Then it was I remembered that, at my host’s suggestion, my bed had been
+carried out into the shrubbery, and that I had fallen asleep, lulled by
+the howling of the jackals and the rustle of the flying squirrels in
+the gold mohur-tree overhead.
+
+“Springing on to the cool, grassy carpet, and dressing quickly, to gain
+as much time as possible before the rising of the hot October sun, I
+was soon ready for breakfast, which Miss Macgregor and I had in the
+garden among the parrots and the pigeons, and the dear little
+squirrels. We were ready for the road before seven, and were soon
+trotting along between dusty hedges of gaunt-fingered cactus, shaded
+here and there by neem trees and peepuls.”
+
+“Our smart victoria was lent by a Rajput friend of Sir Swinton’s, and
+he had also sent us his private secretary as guide and escort—a very
+thin young man in a black sateen coat and gay-flowered waistcoat.”
+
+“Through the pink-stuccoed streets of Jaipur we threaded our
+way—slowly, on account of the holy pigeons breakfasting in thousands on
+the road, and the sacred bulls, who barely deigned to move aside to let
+us pass.”
+
+“It appears to be the custom, when a man dies, for his relatives to let
+loose a bull _in memoriam_, and the happy beast forthwith sets out to
+live a life of sloth and luxury. The city is his, and every
+green-grocer in it is only too much honoured if the fastidious animal
+will condescend to make free with his cabbages.”
+
+“Once clear of the crowded streets, we got on quicker, and about six
+miles out we found the elephant which had been sent out from the royal
+stable to carry us to Ambér. We climbed upon her (it was a lady
+elephant) in a great hurry, by means of a rickety sort of ladder, as we
+were told that an elephant, if ‘fresh,’ was apt to rise up suddenly, to
+the great detriment of the passenger who had ‘not arrived.’ She was a
+very friendly-looking creature though, and her little eyes twinkled
+most affably; her face was decorated in a scheme of red and green, and
+her saddle was a sort of big mattress surrounded by a railing.”
+
+“I am no judge of the paces of elephants, but this one seemed
+uncommonly rough; and we held on vigorously to the railing until we
+reached a ridge and saw the dead city of Ambér before us, dominated by
+the white marble palace, standing on a steep cliff, and reflected in
+the water of the lake which laps its base.”
+
+“Up a steep and narrow path we mounted until we reached the courtyard
+of the ancient palace of the ruler of Ambér, and there we alighted from
+our steed, and set out to explore the ruins. First we came to a small
+temple, ugly enough, but interesting, for here a goat is sacrificed
+every morning to Kali—a particularly hideous goddess, if the frescoes
+on the walls and the golden image in the sanctuary are in any way
+truthful! Formerly a human sacrifice was customary, but the unfortunate
+goat is found to fulfil modern requirements, since goddesses are more
+easily pleased or less pampered than of yore.”
+
+“The Palace, which dates from the seventeenth century, is chiefly
+remarkable for its magnificent situation, and for its court and hall of
+audience of marble and red sandstone.”
+
+“This work was so fine as to excite the jealousy of the Mogul Emperor,
+so the Prince of Ambér had it promptly whitewashed—and whitewashed it
+remains to this day. Some of the brazen doors are remarkably fine, as
+also those of sandal-wood, inlaid with ivory, in the women’s quarters.”
+
+“We climbed to the marble court on the roof, where, canopied only by
+the sky and lighted by the moon, nocturnal durbars were held. Now, in
+the glare of the noonday sun, we fully appreciated the value of an
+evening sitting, for it was impossible to remain grilling there, even
+though the view of the silent city below, falling in tier after tier to
+the lake—the glare only broken here and there by patches of green
+garden—was superb. On either side rose the bare, rocky ridges,
+fort-crowned and looking formidable even in decay, while in front the
+dusty road stretched away into the haze of the dusty plains below. Of
+course, we should have visited the great Jain temples and other things
+worthy of note; but, alas! a green garden, whose palms overhung the
+lake, proved more attractive than even Jain temples, and a charming
+picnic on fruits and cool drinks strengthened us sufficiently to enable
+us to face the hot road home, buoyed up each mile by the nearer
+prospect of a tub.”
+
+Jaipur is celebrated for its enamelling on gold, so our host kindly
+sent for an eminent jeweller to come and show us some trifles.
+Expectant of a humble native carrying the usual bundle, we were much
+impressed when, in due time, a dignitary drove up in a remarkably well
+turned out carriage and pair. His servants were clad in a smart livery,
+and he himself was resplendent, with uncut emerald earrings, and the
+general appearance of a certain Savoy favourite as the “Rajah of Bong”!
+
+Our spirits sank as he spread himself and his goods out upon the
+drawing-room floor, which speedily became a glittering chaos of gold
+and jewelled cups, umbrella handles, boxes, scent-bottles, and
+necklaces. Jane divided her admiration between a rope of fat pearls and
+a necklace of uncut emeralds, either of which might have been hers at
+the trifling price of some 7000 rupees, but we finally restricted our
+acquisitions to very modest proportions, and the stout jeweller
+departed, apparently no whit less cheerful than when he came.
+
+The modern brass-work of Jaipur is somewhat attractive, and we bought
+various articles—a tall lamp-stand, an elephant bell, and a few
+ordinary bowls of excellent shape.
+
+I have remarked before on the extreme tameness of, and the confidence
+shown by, wild creatures out here. A titmouse came and perched on the
+arm of my chair while sitting reading on the verandah at Gulmarg.
+
+The rats and mice, who own the forest houses in the Machipura, have to
+be kicked off the beds at night. But the little grey squirrels in Sir
+Swinton Jacob’s garden are—_facile princeps_—the boldest wild-fowl we
+have yet encountered.
+
+Every afternoon about three, when tea was toward, the squirrels
+gathered on the gravel path, and prepared to receive bread and butter.
+
+After a few nervous darts and tail whiskings, a bold squirrel would
+skip up close, and, after eating a little ground bait, would boldly
+come up and nibble out of a motionless hand. In two minutes
+half-a-dozen pretty little creatures would be fidgeting round, eating
+bread and butter daintily, neatly holding the morsel in their little
+forepaws and nuzzling into one’s fingers for more.
+
+A handsome magpie, and, of course, a contingent of crows, made up the
+fascinating party; while in the background, among the neem trees and
+the flaming “gold mohurs,” the minahs and green parrots sustained an
+incessant and riotous conversation.
+
+_Wednesday, October 25_.—Gladly would we have accepted the Jacobs’
+invitation to stay longer at Jaipur. We would have liked nothing
+better, but time was flying, and the 5th November—our day of departure
+from Bombay—was drawing rapidly near. So yesterday evening we took the
+6.30 train for Ajmere, and, reaching there at 10.30, changed into the
+narrow-gauge railway for Chitor. We are becoming well accustomed to
+sleeping in an Indian train, and Sabz Ali had our beds unrolled and our
+innumerable hand luggage stowed away in no time, including four bottles
+of soda-water, which he has carefully garnered in the washstand, and
+which no hints, however broad, will induce him to relinquish.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI
+UDAIPUR
+
+
+We arrived, very sleepy and gritty, at Chitor at 5.30 A.M., to find an
+unprecedented mob of first-class passengers _en route_ for Udaipur, and
+only one very minute compartment in which to stow them.
+
+The station-master—a solemn Baboo, full of his own importance,
+becomingly clad in a waving white petticoat, with bare legs and
+elastic-sided boots, surmounted by a long cutaway frock-coat, topped by
+a black skull-cap, and finally decorated by a pen behind his ear—seemed
+totally unable to cope with the terrible problem he was set to solve.
+
+I suggested that another carriage should be put on, but he had none,
+nor any solution to offer; so we cleared a second-class compartment and
+divided the party out, and then, with five people in our tiny
+compartment, we set out on the fifty-mile run to Udaipur.
+
+Five people in a carriage in Europe is nowise unusual, but five people
+in an Indian one (and that a narrow, very narrow gauge), accompanied by
+rolls of bedding, tiffin-baskets, and all the quantity of personal
+luggage which is absolutely necessary, not to speak of a large-sized
+bird-cage (which cannot, strictly speaking, be classed as a necessary),
+requires the ingenuity of a professional packer of herrings or figs to
+adjust nicely!
+
+By cramming the toilet place with bedding, khudsticks, a five-foot
+brass lamp-stand, and the four soda-water bottles, we made shift to
+stow portmanteaux, bags, tiffin-baskets, &c., under the seats and
+ourselves upon them, and then arranged a sort of centre-piece of Jane’s
+big tin bonnet-box, surmounted by Freddy in his cage. The other
+passengers were very amiably disposed, and not fat, and they even went
+so far as to pretend to admire Freddy—a feat of some difficulty, as he
+is still very bald and of an altogether forbidding aspect. This
+admiration so won upon the heart of Jane, that in the fulness thereof
+she served out biscuits and a little tinned butter all round, while
+Freddy cheerfully spattered food and water upon all indiscriminately.
+
+About eighteen miles from Udaipur we passed the ruins of Ontala. Here,
+in the stormy time when Jehangir had seized Chitor, there happened a
+desperate deed.
+
+The Rana of Mewar, expelled from his capital, determined to attack and
+retake Ontala. Now, the Rajputs were divided into clans as fiery as any
+of those whose fatal pride went far to ruin Bonnie Prince Charlie at
+Culloden. The Chondawats and the Saktawats both claimed the right of
+forming the vanguard, and the Rana, unable to pronounce in favour of
+either, subtly decided that the van should be given to the clan which
+should first enter Ontala.
+
+The Saktawats then made straight for the one and only gateway to the
+fortress, and, reaching it as day broke, almost surprised the place,
+but the walls were quickly manned and defended. Foiled for a moment,
+the leader of the Saktawats threw himself from his elephant, and,
+placing himself before the great spikes with which the gate was
+protected against the assault of the beast, ordered the mahout to
+charge; and so a crushed and mangled corpse was forced into the city on
+the brow of the living battering-ram, in whose wake the assailants
+rushed to battle.
+
+Alas! his sacrifice was in vain. The Chondawat chief was already in
+Ontala. First of the stormers with scaling-ladders, he was shot dead by
+the defenders ere reaching the top of the rampart, and his corpse fell
+back among his dismayed followers. Then the chief of Deogurh, rolling
+the body in his scarf, tied it upon his back, fought his way to the
+crest of the battlements, and hurled the gory body of his chieftain
+into the city, shouting, “The vanguard to the Chondawat!”
+
+It is further told how, when the attack began, two Mogul chiefs of note
+were engaged within upon a game of chess. Confident of the strength of
+the defence, they continued their game, unheeding the din of battle.
+Suddenly the foe broke in upon them, upon which they calmly asked for
+leave to finish their interesting match. The request was granted by the
+courtly Rajputs, but upon its termination they were both put to death.
+
+Udaipur lies in a well-cultivated basin, shut in by a ring of arid
+hills. After skirting the flanks of some of the outlying spurs, we
+bustled through a tunnel and drew up at a bright little station, draped
+with great blue and pink convolvulus. And this was Udaipur.
+
+We were picked out of the usual jabbering, jostling, gibbering crowd of
+natives by our host, who, looking most enviably cool and clean, took
+his heated, dishevelled, and unbarbered guests off to a comfortable
+carriage, and we were quickly sped towards tiffin and a bath.
+
+The station is a long way from the town, as the Maharana, a most
+staunch conservative of the old school, having the railway more or less
+forced upon him, drew the line at three miles from his capital, and
+fixed the terminus there. One cannot help being glad that the prosaic
+steam-engine, crowned with foul smoke and heralded by ear-piercing
+whistles, has not been allowed to trespass in Udaipur, wherein no
+discordant note is struck by train line or factory chimney, and where
+everything and every one is as when the city was newly built on the
+final abandonment of Chitor, the ancient capital of Mewar.
+
+Here in the heart of the most conservative of native States, whose
+ruler, the Maharana, Sir Fateh Singh, claims descent from that ancient
+luminary the Sun, we found novelty and interest in every yard of the
+three miles that stretch between the station and the capital. The
+scrub-covered desert has given place to a wooded and cultivated valley,
+ringed by a chain of hills, sterile and steep. The white ribbon of the
+road, through whose dust plough stolid buffaloes and strings of
+creaking bullock-carts, is bordered by tall cactus and yellow-flowered
+mimosa on either side. Among the trees rise countless half-ruined
+temples and chatries; on whose whitewashed walls are frequent frescoes
+of tigers or elephants rampant, and of wonderful Rajput heroes wearing
+the curious bell-shaped skirt, which was their distinctive dress.
+
+The people too, their descendants, who crowd the road to-day, are
+remarkable—the men fine-looking, with beards brushed ferociously
+upwards, and all but the mere peasants carrying swords; the women,
+dark-eyed, and singularly graceful in their red or orange saris, and
+very full bell-shaped petticoats. Upright as darts, they walk with
+slightly swaying gesture, a slender brown arm upraised to support the
+big brass chatties on their heads, revealing an incredible collection
+of bangles on arms and ankles. These women are the descendants of those
+who, in the stormy days of the sixteenth century, while the Rajput
+princes still struggled heroically with the all-powerful Mogul
+emperors, preferred death to shame, and, led by Kurnavati (mother of
+Oodi Singh, the founder of Udaipur), accepted the “Johur,” or death by
+fire and suffocation, to the number of 13,000, while their husbands and
+brothers threw open the city gates and went forth to fight and fall.
+
+As we drew near our destination the towers of the Maharana’s Palace
+rose up above the trees, gleaming snowy in the cloudless blue. The
+brown crenellated walls of the city appeared on our left, and, suddenly
+sweeping round a curve, we found ourselves by the border of a lovely
+lake, whose blue-rippled waters lapped the very walls of the town. In
+the foreground a glorious note of colour was struck by a group of
+“scarlet women” washing themselves and their clothes by the margin.
+
+Up a steep incline, and we found ourselves before a verandah, blazing
+overhead with bougainvillea, and our hostess waiting to receive us
+beneath its cool shade.
+
+In the afternoon, refreshed and rested, we went down to the shore,
+where our host had arranged for a state-owned boat and four rowers to
+be in waiting. Armed with rods and fishing tackle, we proceeded to see
+Udaipur from the lake which washes its northern side. First crossing a
+small landlocked bay bordered on the left by a long and picturesque
+crenellated wall, and passing through a narrow opening, we found
+ourselves in a second division of the water; on the left, still the
+wall, with a delightful-looking summer-house perched at a salient
+angle; on the right, small wooded islands, the haunt of innumerable
+cormorants, who, with snaky necks outstretched, watched us suspiciously
+from their eyrie.
+
+A curious white bridge, very high in the centre, barred the view of the
+main lake till, passing through the central arch, we found ourselves in
+a scene of perfect enchantment. Before us the level sheet of molten
+silver lay spread, reflecting the snowy palaces and summer-houses that
+stood amid the palms and greenery of many tiny islands. On the left the
+city rose from the water in a succession of temples and wide-terraced
+buildings, culminating in the lofty pile of the Palace of the Maharana.
+Here, on this enchanted lake, we rowed to and fro until the sun sank
+swiftly in the west and the red gold glowed on temple and turret.
+
+Then, with our catch, about 15 lbs. weight of most excellent fish, we
+rowed back past the white city to the landing-place, and, in the
+gathering dark, climbed the hillock upon which stood our host’s
+bungalow.
+
+We spent a week at Udaipur—a happy week, whose short days flew by far
+too quickly. The weather was splendid; hot in the middle of the day—for
+the season is late, and the monsoon has greatly failed in its cooling
+duty—but delightful in morning and evening.
+
+Rising one morning at early dawn, before the sun leaped above the
+eastern hills, we took boat and rowed to one of the island palaces,
+where, after fishing for mahseer, we breakfasted on a marble balcony
+overlooking the ripples of the Pichola Lake, which lapped the feet of a
+group of great marble elephants.
+
+Not the least interesting expedition was to the south end of the lake
+one afternoon to see the wild pigs fed. Traversing the whole length of
+the Pichola, past the marble ghâts where the crimson-clad women washed
+and chattered, while above them rose the roofs and temple domes of the
+fairy city culminating in the walls and pinnacles of the palace—past
+the fleet of queer green barges wherein the Maharana disports himself
+when aquatically inclined, we left the many islands marble-crowned on
+our right; and finally landed at a little jutting ledge of rock, whence
+a jungle track led us in a few minutes to a terrace overlooking a rocky
+and steep slope which fell away from the building near which we stood.
+The scene was surprising! Hundreds of swine of all sorts and sizes,
+from grim slab-sided, gaunt-headed old boars, whose ancient tusks
+showed menacing, to the liveliest and sprightliest of little pigs
+playing hide-and-seek among their staid relatives, were collected from
+the neighbouring jungle to scramble for the daily dole of grain spread
+for them by the Maharana.
+
+A cloud of dust rose thick in the air, stirred up by the busy feet and
+snouts of the multitude, and grunts and squeals were loud and frequent
+as a frisky party of younglings in their play would heedlessly bump up
+against some short-tempered old boar, who in his turn would angrily
+butt a too venturesome rival in the wind and send him, expostulating
+noisily, down the hill!
+
+Beyond the crowd of swine on the edge of the clearing, a few peacocks,
+attracted by the prospect of a meal, held themselves strictly aloof
+from the vulgar herd.
+
+The whole city of Udaipur is a paradise for the artist—not a corner,
+not a creature which does not seem to cry aloud to be painted. The only
+difficulty in such _embarras de richesses_ of subject and such
+scantiness of time, is to decide what not to do.
+
+Hardly has the enthusiastic amateur sat down to delineate the stately
+pile of the palace, soaring aloft amid its enveloping greenery, than he
+is attracted by a fascinating glimpse of the lake, where, perhaps, a
+royal elephant comes down to drink, or a crimson-clad bevy of Rajputni
+lasses stoop to fill their brazen chatties with much chatter and
+laughter.
+
+Bewildered by such wealth of subject, one is but too apt to sit at
+gaze, and finally go home with merely a dozen pages of scribbles added
+to the little canvas jotting-book!
+
+The Palace of the Maharana is a very splendid pile of buildings, as
+seen from some little distance crowning the ridge which rises to the
+south of the lake, but it loses much of its beauty when closely viewed.
+It is, of course, not to be compared architecturally with the
+master-works of Agra and Delhi, and the internal decorations are
+usually tawdry and uninteresting. The entrance is fine; the visitor
+ascends the steep street to the principal gate, a massive portal,
+strengthened against the battering of elephants by huge spikes, and
+decorated by a pair of these animals in fresco-rampant. Beyond the
+first gate rises a second or inner gate. On the right are huge stables
+where the royal elephants are kept, and on the left stand a row of
+curious arches, beneath one of which the Maharanas of old were wont to
+be weighed against bullion after a victory, the equivalent to the royal
+avoirdupois being distributed as largesse to his people!
+
+Within the gates, a long and wide terrace stretches along the entire
+front of the Palace, on the face of which is emblazoned the Sun of
+Mewar, the emblem of the Sesodias. This terrace was evidently the happy
+home of a great number of cows, peacocks, geese, and pigeons, which
+stalked calmly enough, among the motley crowd of natives, and gave one
+the impression of a glorified farmyard. The building itself, like most
+Indian palaces, is composed of a heterogeneous agglomeration in all
+sorts of sizes and styles. Each successive Maharana having apparently
+added a bit here and a bit there as his capricious fancy prompted.
+
+Jane visited the armoury to-day with the Resident, who went to choose a
+shield to be presented by the Maharana to the Victoria Museum at
+Calcutta. I chose to go sketching, and was derided by Jane for missing
+such a chance of seeing what is not shown to visitors as a rule. She
+whisked away in great pomp in the Residential chariot, preceded by two
+prancing sowars on horseback, and subsequently thus related her
+experiences:—
+
+
+“We really drove up far too fast to the Palace, I was so much
+interested in the delightful streets; and we just whizzed past the
+innumerable shrines and queer shops, and frescoed walls, where
+extraordinary lions and tigers, and Rajput warriors, riding in wide
+petticoats on prancing steeds, were depicted in flaming colours. I
+wanted, too, to gaze at the native women, in their accordion-pleated,
+dancing frocks of crimson or dark blue; but it seemed to be the correct
+thing for a ‘Personage’ to drive as fast as possible, and try to run
+over a few people just to show them what unconsidered trifles they
+were. Well, we were received at the entrance to the Palace by one of
+the Prime Ministers. There are two Prime Ministers—one to criticise and
+frustrate the schemes of the other; the result being, as the Resident
+remarked, that it is not easy to get any business done. Our Prime
+Minister was dressed in a coat of royal purple velvet, on his head was
+wound a big green turban, and round his neck hung a lovely necklet of
+pearls and emeralds, with a pendant of the same, he had also earrings
+to match. It was truly pitiful to see such ornaments wasted on a fat
+old man.”
+
+“Going up a narrow and rather steep staircase, we came to a small hall
+full of retainers of his Highness, waiting until it should please him
+to appear and breakfast with them, for it is the custom of the Maharana
+to make that meal a sort of public function. In the middle of the hall
+reposed a big bull, evidently very much at ease and quite at home!”
+
+“A few more steps brought us to the door of the armoury. This is small
+and badly arranged, which seems a pity, as there were some lovely
+things. Chain armour and inlaid suits lay about the floor in heaps; and
+we were shown the saddle used by Akbar during the last siege of Chitor.
+The most remarkable things, however, were the Rajput shields, of which
+there were some beautiful specimens. They are circular, not large, and
+made, some of tortoiseshell, some of polished hippo hide, &c. One was
+inlaid with great emeralds, a second had bosses of turquoise, and a
+really lovely one was inlaid with fine Jaipur enamel in blue and green.
+There were swords simply encrusted with jewels—one with a hilt of
+carved crystal; another was a curiously-modelled dog’s head in smooth
+silver, and I noticed a beauty in pale jade. Altogether it was a most
+fascinating collection, different from, but in its way quite as
+interesting, as the fine armoury at Madrid.”
+
+Thus did Jane triumph over me with her description of what she had seen
+and what I had missed; and I had been trying to delineate the Temple of
+Jagganath, and had been disastrously defeated, for it is indeed a
+complicated piece of drawing, and the children, both large and small,
+crowded round me to my great hindrance. Therefore, it was not until I
+had been soothed with an excellent lunch, and the contents of a very
+long tumbler, that I felt strong enough to take an intelligent interest
+in the contents of the Maharana’s curiosity-shop!
+
+_Monday, October_ 30.—The more we see of Udaipur the more we are
+charmed with it. The whole place is so absolutely unspoilt by
+modernism, is so purely Eastern—and ancient Eastern at that—that we
+feel as though we were in a little world far apart from the great one
+where steam and electricity shatter the nerves, and drive their victims
+through life at high pressure.
+
+Ringed in by a rampart of arid hills, beyond which the scrub-covered
+desert stretches for miles, the peaceful city of Udaipur lies secluded
+in an oasis, whose centre is a turquoise lake. High in his palace the
+Maharana rules in feudal state, and, like Aytoun’s Scottish Cavalier,
+
+“A thousand vassals dwelt around—all of his kindred they,
+And not a man of all that clan has ever ceased to pray
+For the royal race he loves so well.”
+
+
+For to his subjects the Maharana is little less than a divinity, for is
+he not a direct descendant of the Sun? Likewise is he not the chief of
+the only royal house of Rajputana, who disdained to purchase Mogul
+friendship at the price of giving a daughter in marriage to the
+Mohammedan?
+
+There are greater personages among the ruling Princes of India,
+according to British ruling—Hyderabad, for instance. And in the matter
+of precedence and the number of guns for ceremonial salutation, the
+Chief of Mewar—like other poor but proud nobles—is treated rather
+according to his actual power than the cloudless blue of his blood.
+Hence he is extremely unwilling to put himself in a position where he
+might fail to obtain the honour which he considers due to him. He was
+most averse from attending the Delhi Durbar, but such pressure was put
+upon him that he was induced to proceed thither in his special train
+running, as far as Chitorgarh, upon his own special railway. He reached
+Delhi, and his sponsors rejoiced that they had indeed got him to the
+water, although they had not exactly induced him to drink. As a matter
+of fact, the Maharana, having gone to Delhi to please the British
+authorities, promptly returned to Udaipur to please himself, alleging a
+terrific headache as reason for instant departure from the capital,
+without his having left his very own specially reserved first-class
+compartment!
+
+He may not be a willing guest, but he is evidently disposed to be an
+excellent host, for great preparations are toward for the reception of
+the Prince of Wales, who is expected in the course of a fortnight or
+so.
+
+The Residency, too, is being swept and garnished, the garden already
+looking like a miniature camp, with tents for the suite all among the
+flower-beds.
+
+_Tuesday, October_ 31.—A day or two ago we arose betimes, and before
+sunrise embarked in the State gig (which was always, apparently, placed
+at our host’s disposal on demand), and set forth to catch fish for our
+breakfast, and then proceed to eat the same on one of the island
+palaces on the lake. We did not catch many fish—the mahseer were shy
+that morning—but fortunately we did not entirely depend on the caprices
+of the mahseer for our sustenance, and a remarkably well-fed and
+contented quartette we were when we got into the gig while the day was
+yet young, and rowed home as quickly as might be in order to escape the
+heat which at noonday is still great.
+
+This afternoon we went for a (to us) novel tea picnic. A State elephant
+appeared by request, and we climbed upon him with ladders, and he
+proceeded to roll leisurely along at the rate of about two and a half
+miles an hour towards the foot of a hill, on the top of which stood a
+small summer palace.
+
+The afternoon was warm, and the rhythmic pace drowsy, but our steed was
+determined to amuse us and benefit himself. So he blew great blasts of
+spray at his own forelegs and chest to cool himself, and now and then
+made shocking bad shots at so large a target, and, getting a trifle too
+much elevation, nearly swept us from our lofty perch.
+
+Fortunately his stock of spray gave out ere long, or he found that the
+increasing gradient of the hill took all his breath, for we were left
+at leisure to admire the widening view until we reached the top.
+
+Here we had tea in one of the cool halls, and then sat watching the sun
+sink towards the hills that stretch to Mount Aboo.
+
+To the south-east lay Udaipur, milk-white along the margin of its
+“marléd” waters.
+
+On our way home we met with an adventure. While prattling to my
+hostess, I observed that our toes were rising unduly, the saddle or
+howdah being seated somewhat after the fashion of an outside car.
+Glancing over my shoulder I descried Jane and her partner far below
+their proper level. The howdah was coming round, and our steed was
+eleven feet high! Agonised yells to the gentleman who guided the
+deliberate steps of the pachyderm from a coign of vantage on the back
+of his neck, awoke him to an appreciation of the situation. The
+elephant was “hove to” with all possible despatch, and we crawled off
+his back with the greatest celerity. We then sat down by the roadside
+and superintended the righting of the saddle and the tautening of the
+girths by several natives, who “took in the slack” with an energy that
+must have made the poor elephant very “uncomfy” about the waist! I
+secretly hoped it was hurting him horribly, as I had not forgiven him
+for his practical jokes on the way up.
+
+We had no more thrills. Resuming our motor ’bus, in due course, we were
+landed opposite the top of our host’s verandah, whereupon the beast
+shut himself up like a three-foot rule, and we got to ground.
+
+The inexorable flight of time brought us all too soon to the limit of
+our stay at Udaipur. Early on Wednesday the 1st November, therefore, we
+bade adieu to the capital of the State of Mewar, and, accompanied by
+our kind host and hostess, set out to spend a day in exploring the
+ruined city of Chitor before taking train for Bombay.
+
+As we drove to the station, we passed the group of ancient “chatries”
+or tombs of dead and gone Ranas of Mewar, and halted for a short
+inspection, as, the train by which we were to travel to Chitorgarh
+being a “special,” we were not bound to a precise moment for our
+appearance on the platform.
+
+Jane, who is perfectly Athenian in her passion for novelty, decided to
+travel on the engine, and proceeded to do so; until, at the first
+halting-place, a grimy and somewhat dishevelled female climbed into our
+carriage, and the next half-hour was fully occupied in scooping smuts
+out of her eyes with teaspoons.
+
+It had been arranged that an elephant should await our arrival at
+Chitorgarh to take us up to the ancient city, but a careful search into
+every nook and cranny failed to reveal the missing animal.
+
+So my host and I set out on foot to cross a mile or so of plain which
+spread in deceptive smoothness between us and the ascent to the city.
+What seemed a serene and level track became quickly entangled in a maze
+of rough little knobs and nullahs, and we took a vast amount of
+exercise before arriving at the old bridge which spans the Gamberi
+River.
+
+Meanwhile, towering over the scrubby bushes and surrounded by a dusty
+halo, the dilatory pachyderm bore down upon us, and, after the mahout
+had been interviewed in unmeasured terms by my host, went rolling
+slowly to the station to pick up the ladies.
+
+The ancient city of Chitor lies crumbling and desolate on the back of a
+long, level-topped hill, which rises solitary to the height of some
+five hundred feet above the far-stretching plain. Kipling likens it to
+a great ship, up the sides of which the steep road slopes like a
+gangway. At the foot lies the modern village, squalid but picturesque.
+
+As we toil, perspiring, up the long ramp which for a weary mile slopes
+sidelong up the scarped flank of the mountain, and pass through the
+seven gates which guarded the way, and every one of which was the scene
+of many a grim and bloody struggle, I will try to sketch the outline of
+the history of the famous fort, for many centuries the headquarters of
+the royal race of Mewar.
+
+The Gehlotes, or (as they were afterwards styled) the Sesodias, claim
+descent from the Sun through Manu, Icshwaca, and Rama Chandra, as
+indeed do the other Rajput potentates of Jaipur, Marwar, and Bikanir,
+the Rana of Mewar, however, taking precedence owing to his descent from
+Lava, the eldest son of Rama.
+
+The ancient dynasty of Mewar has fallen from its high estate, but the
+history of its rise is lost in the mists of grey antiquity.
+
+“We can trace the losses of Mewar, but with difficulty her
+acquisitions…. She was an old-established dynasty when all the other
+States were in embryo.” Long before Richard of the Lion-heart fared to
+Palestine to wrest the Holy City from the infidel, “a hundred kings,
+its (Mewar’s) allies and dependants, had their thrones raised in
+Chitor,” to defend it against the sword of the Mohammedan; while
+overhead floated the banner displaying the golden sun of Mewar on a
+crimson field.
+
+Some centuries later the Crusaders brought to Europe from the plains of
+Palestine the novel device of armorial bearings.
+
+Chitor itself appears to have been in possession of the Mori princes
+until, in A.D. 728, it was taken by Bappa, who, though of royal race,
+was brought up in obscurity by the Bhils as an attendant on the sacred
+kine. This shepherd prince, ancestor of the present Rana of Mewar,
+became a national hero, and many legends are still current concerning
+him and his romantic deeds. The story of his “amazing marriage,” by
+which he succeeded in wedding six hundred damsels all at once, is one
+of the most curious. Bappa, while still a youth, was appealed to, one
+holiday, by the frolicsome maidens of a neighbouring village, who, led
+by the daughter of the Solankini chief of Nagda, in accordance with the
+custom upon this particular saint’s day, had come out to indulge in
+swinging, but who had forgotten to supply themselves with a
+swinging-rope. Bappa agreed to get them one if they would play his game
+first. This the young ladies readily agreed to do; whereupon, all
+joining hands, he danced with them a certain mystic number of times
+round a sacred tree.
+
+“Regardless of their doom, the little victims played,”
+
+
+and finally dispersed to their homes, entirely unconscious that they
+were all as securely married to Bappa as though they had visited Gretna
+Green with him.
+
+Some time afterwards, upon the engagement of the Solankini maiden to an
+eligible young man, the soothsayer, to whom application had been made
+with regard to fixing a favourable and auspicious wedding-day,
+discovered from certain lines in her hand that the girl was already
+married! Thus the whole story came out, and no less than six hundred
+brides assumed the title of Mrs. Bappa.
+
+He seems to have had a passion for matrimony, for when an old man he
+left his children and his country, and carried his arms west to
+Khorassan, where he wedded new wives and had a numerous offspring. He
+died at the age of a hundred!
+
+From the days of the very much married Bappa, until the time of
+Samarsi, who was Prince of Chitor in the thirteenth century, the city
+continued to flourish and increase in power and importance. Samarsi,
+having married Pirtha, sister of Prithi Raj, the lord of Delhi, joined
+his brother-in-law against Shabudin. For three days the battle raged,
+until the scale fell finally in favour of Shabudin, and the combined
+forces of Delhi and Chitor were almost annihilated. “Pirtha, on hearing
+of the loss of the battle, her husband slain, her brother captive, and
+all the heroes of Delhi and Cheetore ‘asleep on the banks of the Caggar
+in a wave of the steel,’ joined her lord through the flames.”
+
+From that time forward the history of Chitor is but a tale of sack and
+slaughter, relieved in its murkiest days by flashes of brilliant
+heroism and self-sacrificing devotion while the chivalrous Rajputs
+struggled vainly against the successive waves of the Mohammedan
+invasions, which in a fierce flood for centuries swept over India, and
+deluged it with blood.
+
+In the year 1275 Lakumsi became Rana of Chitor. His uncle Bheemsi had
+married Padmani, a fair daughter of Ceylon, and her beauty was such
+that the fame of it came to the ears of Alla-o-din, the Pathan Emperor.
+
+He promptly attacked the fortress, but without success for a long
+period, until he agreed to a compromise, declaring that if he could
+merely see the Lady Padmani in a mirror he would be contented and raise
+the siege.
+
+His request was granted, and, trusting to the honour of a Rajput, he
+entered the city unattended, and was rewarded by a sight of this
+Eastern Helen reflected in a mirror. Desirous of showing equal faith in
+a noble enemy, Bheemsi accompanied Alla back to his lines, but there he
+was captured and held to ransom, Padmani being the price.
+
+Word was now sent to the Emperor that Padmani would be delivered to
+him, and seven hundred covered litters were prepared to convey her and
+her ladies to Delhi, but each litter was borne by six armed bearers,
+and contained no “silver-bodied damsels with musky tresses,” but only
+steel-clad warriors, who, upon arrival in the Moslem camp, sprang from
+their concealment as surprisingly as Pallas from the head of Zeus.
+
+Alla-o-din was, however, not to be caught napping, and, being prepared
+for all contingencies, a fierce combat took place, and the warriors of
+Chitor were hard put to it to stand their ground until Bheemsi had
+escaped to the stronghold on a fleet horse. Then the devoted remnant
+retreated, pursued to the very gates by their foes. The flower of
+Chitor had perished, but they had achieved their object. This was
+called the “half sack” of Chitor.[1]
+
+[1] These notes on the history of Chitor are taken, it need hardly be
+said, from Tod’s _Rajast’han_, he being _the_ authority on Rajputana.
+An account of the above incident is given somewhat differently by
+Maurice in his _Modern History of Hindostan_ (1803), who also relates
+that Akbar used the same trick to enter Rhotas in Behar, after being
+long baffled by the apparent impregnability of that fortress.
+
+
+Fifteen years later, Alla-o-din once more attacked Chitor, and this
+time the assaults were so deadly that the garrison was decimated and
+utter annihilation stared the survivors in the face. Then to the Rana
+appeared the guardian goddess of the city, who warned him that “if
+twelve who wear the diadem bleed not for Chitor, the land will pass
+from the line.” Now the prince had twelve sons, and, in obedience to
+the goddess and in hope of eventually saving their dynasty, eleven of
+them cheerfully headed sorties on eleven following days, and were
+slain, until only Ajeysi, the youngest, was left alive. Then the Kana
+prepared for the end. He sent the boy Ajeysi with a small band by a
+secret way, and he escaped to Kailwarra, so that the royal race of
+Chitor should not become extinct. Then the women of the city, with the
+noble Padmani at their head, accepted the Johur; “the funeral pyre
+being lighted within the great subterranean retreat,” they steadfastly
+marched into the living grave rather than yield themselves to the will
+of the conqueror. All being now ready for the last act of the hideous
+drama, the Rana caused the gates to be opened, and with his valiant
+remnant of an army fell upon the foe only to perish to a man, and then,
+and not till then, did the victorious Alla set foot of a conqueror
+within Chitor, where now no living thing remained to stay him from
+razing her deserted temples to the ground. The palace of Padmani alone
+was spared in this, the first “saka” of Chitor.[2]
+
+[2] The Jain Tower of Fame was also left standing, it dates from about
+A.D. 900.
+
+
+The wrecked stronghold remained an appanage of the Mogul until Hamir,
+who, though not the direct heir of Ajeysi, had gained the chieftainship
+through his valour, and who, having married a ward of the Hindu
+governor of Chitor, by her help regained possession of the fortress.
+
+Defeating the Emperor Mahmoud, Hamir entered Chitor in triumph, and
+once again the standard of the Sun floated over its blood-stained
+rocks. The Emperor Mahmoud himself was led captive into Chitor, and
+kept prisoner there for three months until he regained his liberty by
+surrendering Ajmere, Rinthumbore, Nagore, and Sooe Sopoor, with fifty
+lacs of rupees and a hundred elephants. By this victory Hamir became
+the sole Hindu prince of power in India; and the ancestors of the
+present lords of Marwar and Jaipur brought their levies and paid
+homage, together with the chiefs of Boondi, Abu, and Gwalior.
+
+Then ensued for Chitor a period of splendid prosperity, during which
+rose many noble buildings, amongst the ruins of which the great Tower
+of Victory still soars supreme. This splendid monument[3] was raised to
+commemorate the victory gained by Koombho over Mahmoud, King of Malwa,
+and the Prince of Guzzerat, who in A.D. 1440 had formed a league
+against Chitor. The Rana met them at the head of 100,000 troops and
+1400 elephants, and overthrew them, and the commemorative tower was
+begun in 1451 and finished in ten years.
+
+[3] It is also attributed to Lakha Rana, A.D. 1373.
+
+
+The State of Mewar reached the zenith of her glory in 1509, when 80,000
+horse, seven rajas of the highest rank, nine raos, and 104 chiefs
+bearing titles of rawul or sawut, with 500 elephants, followed Rana
+Sanga of Chitor into the field.
+
+The Mogul Baber, who captured Delhi in 1527, was yet unwilling to face
+the ordeal of battle with the warlike Rajputs, but in the following
+year Sanga marched against him at the head of the princes of
+Rajast’han. A terrible battle ensued, which long inclined in favour of
+the Rajputs, until, through the treachery of a Tuar chief, they were
+defeated, and the star of Mewar began to decline, although so severe
+had been the struggle that Baber dared not follow up his victory.
+
+In 1533 Chitor suffered her second “saka” at the hands of Buhadoor or
+Bajazet, Sultan of Guzzerat, who, after a grim struggle, obtained a
+footing at the “Beeka” rock, and, springing a mine there, blew up 45
+cubits of rampart and killed the Prince of the Haras, with five hundred
+of his kin. Then the Queen-Mother, Jowahir Bae, clad in armour, headed
+a sally, and was slain before the eyes of all.
+
+The entrance to the city being forced, the heir of the Sesodias, the
+infant Oodi Singh, son of Sanga, was placed in safety, while Bagh-ji,
+Prince of Deola, assuming royalty, prepared to die, for Chitor could
+only be retained by the Rajput princes while guarded by royalty.
+
+The horrible Johur was decreed, and 13,000 women, headed by Kurnavati,
+the mother of Oodi Singh,[4] marched to death and honour through the
+“Gau Mukh,” or entrance to the subterranean tomb; while the city gates
+were thrown open, and the defenders sallied forth. “Every clan lost its
+chief,” and 32,000 Rajputs were slain during the siege and storm.
+
+[4] And sister of the Rahtore queen, Jowahir Bae.
+
+
+Now Kurnavati had bound Hamayoun, the son of Baber, to her cause by a
+curious ceremony: she having sent him the Rakhi (bracelet), and he
+having bestowed on her the Katchli (corselet), he was bound, in
+consequence of this bond, to assist the lady in any time of need. Too
+late to save Chitor, he retook it, and restored Bikramajit to the
+throne; but the guardian goddess had turned her face from the doomed
+city, and its final fall was at hand. The Emperor Akbar, having laid
+almost all India at his feet, determined to bring the proud princes of
+Rajputana into subjection. He attacked Chitor, but was foiled by the
+masculine courage of the Rana’s concubine queen.
+
+Again, in 1568, the Emperor Akbar attacked, and this time he found the
+fated city in evil case, for Oodi Singh,[5] the Rana, for whom in
+infancy his nurse had sacrificed her own child, was a degenerate son of
+his race. He left Chitor to be defended by his lieutenants Jeimul and
+Putta.
+
+[5] The infant Oodi Singh being threatened with death by conspirators,
+his Rajputni nurse hid him in a fruit-basket, and, covering it with
+leaves, had it conveyed out of the fort, substituting her own child
+just as Bimbir, the usurper, entered the room and asked for the prince.
+Her pallid lips refused to utter sound, but she pointed to the cradle
+and saw the swift steel plunged into the heart of her child.
+
+
+In the first “saka” by Alla, twelve crowned heads defended the “crimson
+banner” to the death. In the second, when conquest, at the hand of
+Bahadur, came from the south, the chieftain of Deola, a noble scion of
+Mewar, claimed the crown of glory and of martyrdom. But on this, the
+third and greatest struggle, no royal victim appeared to appease the
+Cybele of Chitor and win her to retain its battlements as her coronet.
+
+When Jeimul fell at the Gate of the Sun, the command devolved upon
+Putta of Kailwa, a lad of sixteen. His mother commanded him to don “the
+saffron robe,” then, with him and his young bride, she fell full armed
+upon the foe, and the heroic trio died before the eyes of the war-worn
+garrison.
+
+Once more was the Johur commanded, while 8000 Rajputs ate the last
+“beera” together, and put on their saffron robes. The gates were thrown
+open, “and few survived to stain the yellow mantle by inglorious
+surrender.”
+
+Thus in the blood-red cloud of battle sank for ever the Sun of Chitor;
+for from this, the third and last “saka,” the ruined city never rose.
+Her doom has been as the doom of Babylon, of which Isaiah declared: “It
+shall never be inhabited, neither shall it be dwelt in from generation
+to generation … but wild beasts of the desert shall lie there; and
+their houses shall be full of doleful creatures; and owls shall dwell
+there…. And the wild beasts … shall cry in their desolate houses, and …
+in their pleasant palaces:… Her days shall not be prolonged.”
+
+The top of the long ascent being reached, the last gate, the Hathi Pol,
+is passed, and the wayfarer finds himself in the midst of the great
+dead city, which lies in ruins for three miles along the bastioned brow
+of the mountain.
+
+Just beyond the first group of stately ruins, we came on the building
+which was probably the palace built by Lakha Rana in 1373. Here we sat
+and rested until the elephant, bearing the ladies and the lunch,
+stalked sedately round the jutting angle of a decayed fort, and then we
+wended our way along a road lined with many a half-fallen temple, until
+we reached the ancient palace where, six hundred years ago, dwelt the
+ill-starred Padmani, whose loveliness brought such woe upon Chitor.
+Here, in a cool chamber overlooking the tank, upon the brink of which
+the palace stands, we lunched; afterwards threading our way among the
+fallen fragments of many a stately shrine and palace towards the high
+point on which the great Jain Tower of Fame rears its deeply-sculptured
+shaft into the sky.
+
+For a thousand years the innumerable stone gods which encircle the
+tower in endless profusion have watched with sightless eyes over the
+city. Grey already with age were they when they saw, raised in pristine
+beauty, the shattered domes and broken columns which now lie prone in
+the brushwood far beneath their feet. What ghastly scenes those stony
+faces have surveyed, when, swept by the scathing steel, the city has
+run red with blood, and her defenders have fallen to the last man. One
+crowning horror, though, they have been always spared, for no maid or
+matron of Chitor ever deigned to bow her neck beneath the yoke of the
+Mogul, but rather dared to face a fiery death in the bowels of the
+great cavern beneath the city than yield her honour to the conqueror.
+
+The Tower of Fame is being repaired by the present Rana, under the
+superintendence of our host and a party of native workmen. Masons and
+most skilful carvers in stone were busily engaged in the restoration of
+parts that had fallen into dangerous decay—an extremely flimsy-looking
+scaffolding, made apparently of light bamboos, tied together in wisps,
+and forming a fragile-looking ramp, wound spirally up the outside of
+the tower. My host seemed to consider it a perfectly safe means of
+ascent, and as the workmen did not appear to slip off in any
+appreciable numbers I felt constrained to go up. I should like to have
+done it on all fours! The climb was well worth undertaking, as it
+enabled one to inspect the astonishing and finely-carved figures which
+encrust the whole exterior of the column.
+
+From the Tower of Fame we made our way to the other great landmark of
+Chitor—the Tower of Victory.
+
+Passing and examining _en route_ many elaborately-carved temples, whose
+domes rose amid the strangling masses of desert tree and shrub, we came
+to the base of the red tower, whose shaft, four-square and in perfect
+preservation, has, with its more venerable brother of Fame, watched for
+so many centuries over the fallen fortress of Chitor.
+
+Not far away, the rocky wall on which the city stands is shattered into
+a gloomy chasm, half-hidden in rank vegetation, which, clinging with
+knotted root to ledge and crevice, hangs darkly over a stagnant pool.
+Here was the awful portal, “the Gau Mukh,” or “cow’s mouth,” by which,
+when all was lost to Chitor save honour, her women entered the
+subterranean cavern while the fuel was heaped high, and an honourable
+death by suffocation awaited them.
+
+The burning Indian day was over, and the sun blazed red in the west, as
+we mounted our elephant and paced along the road towards the Hathi Pol.
+Darker grew the ghostly domes and shattered battlements against a
+golden sky, and the swift southern night fell, dark yet luminous, as we
+turned down the hill and left the dead city, splendid in its loneliness
+and isolation, asleep within its crumbling walls.
+
+Our dinner-table was set out on the platform of the station at
+Chitorgarh, and our bedrooms were close by, our host and hostess
+sleeping in the “special” by which they were to return to Udaipur in
+the morning, while we slept in a siding, ready to be coupled up to the
+early train from Bombay.
+
+Late into the warm and balmy night we paced the platform; for there
+seemed to be always something still to say, and we found it hard to
+part from our charming friends; realising, too, that this was the end
+of our holiday, and that before us lay merely the toil and bustle of a
+return to commonplace, everyday life. At last, though, the final
+fag-end of a cheroot was thrown away, the last hand-grips given, and
+the parting came.
+
+There is little more to say.
+
+All Thursday we rushed through the wide landscape; saw the parched
+plains stretch far into the dusty horizon; saw the lean men and leaner
+cattle, to whom the grim spectre of famine is already foreshadowed;
+flew past populous villages and creaking water-wheels, noting every
+phase of a scene now familiar, yet always delightful.
+
+Late in the evening we changed at Baroda, and dawn next morning saw us
+speeding across the swamps and inlets, which gave place ere long to the
+palm groves and clustering houses which marked the farther limits of
+the suburbs of Bombay.
+
+We found the heat—damp and oppressive—very trying after the drier air
+of Rajputana, and the Taj Mahal Hotel below our expectations in all
+respects save price. It is undoubtedly better than most Indian hotels,
+but yet it is not good!
+
+Bombay is chiefly connected in our minds with the inevitable fuss and
+worry of packing and departure.
+
+As we left the Taj Mahal Hotel, in a conveyance piled high with
+miscellaneous baggage, we saw the last of our faithful and
+indispensable Sabz Ali, as he hurriedly quitted the hostelry in our
+wake, fearful lest undue delay should jeopardise the possession of the
+spoils he was carrying off, wrapped in bulging bundles of goodly size.
+
+Jane and I were sorrier, I think, to part with him than he with us.
+After all, we were but troublesome charges, for whose well-being he had
+to answer to “General ’Oon Sahib,”—charges who had not been quite so
+lavish with their incalculable riches as they should have been, and who
+doled out rupees, and even annas, with a sorely grudging hand; still I
+think Sabz Ali, as he made his way to the station, with many rupees
+lining his inmost garments, and a flaming “chit” carefully stowed away,
+felt a certain regret at parting from the “sahibs,” who had really
+shown a very fine appreciation of his merit, and were sending him back
+with much honour to his own country.
+
+Late in the afternoon, as the spires and roofs of the city stood dark
+against the sky, and the many steamers and native dhows showed black
+upon a flood of liquid gold, the _Persia_ got under way, and we slowly
+left the anchorage, steaming out into the fading light.
+
+We stood long, leaning over the bulwarks and watching the lights of
+Bombay, at first so distinct, melt gradually into a line of tiny stars
+as the gulf widened that separated us from the land where we had spent
+so many happy days.
+
+I wonder if we shall ever revisit it? I trust so … and yet——
+
+“As a rule it is better to revisit only in imagination the places which
+have greatly charmed us … for it was not merely the sights that one
+beheld which were the cause of joy and peace. However lovely the spot,
+however gracious the sky, these things external would not have availed
+but for contributory movements of mind and heart and blood—the
+essentials of the man as then he was.”[6]
+
+[6] “Henry Ryecroft”
+
+
+
+
+APPENDIX I
+
+
+BIG GAME LICENSE No. I,
+Price Rs. 60 (sixty only).
+
+
+This license will remain in force from the 15th of March 190 to the
+15th November 190, and is subject to the Kashmir Stata Game Laws; it
+permits the Licensee to shoot the undermentioned game in the Districts
+and Nullahs open to sportsmen, and, subject to Rules 8 and 9 of these
+Laws, small game between the above dates.
+
+———————————+———————-+———————+————-+————-
+ | No. permitted | No. actually | Size of |District.
+ Name of Animal. | to be | shot. | heads. |
+ | shot. | | |
+———————————+———————-+———————+————-+————- | |
+Markhor of any variety| 2 | | |
+Ibex | 4 | | |
+Ovis Hodgsoni (Ammon) | 1 | | |
+Ovis Vignei (Sharpu) | 4 | | |
+Ovis Nahura (Burhal) | 6 | | |
+Thibetan Antelope | 6 | | |
+ Do. Gazelle | 1 | | |
+Kashmir Stag | 2 | | |
+Serow | 1 | | |
+Brown Bears | 2 | | |
+Tehr | 6 | | |
+Goral | 6 | | |
+Pigs, Black Bears and | No limit. | | |
+ Leopards | | | |
+———————————+———————-+———————+————-+————-
+
+_Name of Licensee____________________________________________
+_Address_____________________________________________________
+_Signature of Licensee on returning License__________________
+
+N.B.—This portion of the License to be returned to the Secretary,
+Game Preservation Department.
+
+————————————————————————————————————-
+ NAME OF SHIKARIES, &c., EMPLOYED
+———+———-+————+———-+————————————————————-
+ |Name of| |Nature | Place of Residence. |
+Serial|Shikari|Father’s| of +————-+————+—————+ REMARKS.
+ No. | or | Name. |employ-| Village | Tehail | District |
+ |Coolie.| | ment. | | | |
+———+———-+————+———-+————-+————+—————+—————-
+ | | | | | | |
+ | | | | | | |
+———+———-+————+———-+————-+————+—————+—————-
+
+This License does not permit the Licensee to shoot in any of the closed
+tracts or preserves mentioned in Rules 2 and 10, Kashmir State Game
+Laws, nor in the Gilgit district, nor in the Astor or Kaj-nag
+districts, without the special permit laid down under Rule 2.
+
+_Dated_ ____ (Sd.) AMAR SINGH, GENERAL, RAJA, _The_ ______
+_Vice-President of Council, Jammu and Kashmir State_.
+
+I certify that a copy of Kashmir State Game Laws, 190, has been issued
+herewith,
+
+_Signature of Official granting License_ ___________________
+
+NOTE—This License will be shown on demand and is not transferable. A
+fee of Re. 1 will be charged for a duplicate copy.
+
+
+
+
+APPENDIX II
+
+
+From the earliest times the Kashmiris have been objects of contempt and
+derision, whilst the women have been—perhaps unduly—lauded for their
+looks and general excellence.
+
+The Kashmiris themselves are of opinion that “once upon a time” they
+were an honourable and valiant folk, brought gradually to their present
+condition by foreign oppression.
+
+To a certain extent this is probably true, but, according to the
+_Rajatarangini Kulan_, they were noted for dishonesty and cunning long
+before the evil days of conquest and adversity. Bernier speaks well of
+the men, calling them witty and industrious. Doubtless the Kashmiri
+character, originally none too good, was ruined during the long years
+of cruelty and injustice to which he was subjected by the Tartars,
+Afghans, and Sikhs, who, from the day when Akbar put him into women’s
+clothes, treated him as something lower than a brute.
+
+Forster, writing in 1783, abuses the Kashmiri, whom he stigmatises as
+“endowed with unwearied patience in the pursuit of gain.” He speaks of
+the vile treatment to which he was subjected by his then rulers the
+Pathans, observing that Afghans usually addressed Kashmiris by striking
+them with a hatchet, but, he concludes, “I even judged them worthy of
+their adverse fortune.”
+
+Elphinstone (1839) is of opinion that “the men are excessively addicted
+to pleasure, and are notorious all over the East for falsehood and
+cunning;” and again, “The Cashmerians are of no account as soldiers.”
+
+“Many fowls in a yard defile it, and many Kashmiri in a country ruin
+it,” says the proverb. Lawrence goes very fully into the Kashmiri
+character, and dwells upon its few good points, giving him credit for
+great artistic feeling, quick wit, ready repartee, and freedom from
+crime against the person. He considers the last merit, though, to be
+due to cowardice and the state of espionage which exists in every
+village!
+
+I was told (but perhaps by a prejudiced person) of a Kashmiri who,
+during the great flood of 1903, he being safely on the shore, saw his
+brother being swept down the boiling river, clinging to his rapidly
+disintegrating roof. The following painful conversation ensued:—
+
+“Whither sailest thou, oh brother, perched upon the birch bark of thine
+ancestral roof?”
+
+“Ah! brother dear. Save me quick! I drown!”
+
+“Truly that can I; but say, what recompense wilt thou give me?”
+
+“All I have in the world, brother—two lovely rupees.”
+
+“Tut, tut, little one; thou takest me for a fool. Two rupees, forsooth,
+for five perchance I will deign to save thy worthless life.”
+
+“Three, then, three, carissimo—’tis all I have—and make haste, for I
+feel my timbers parting, and I know not how to swim.”
+
+“Farewell, oh, dearest brother! I could not possibly think of taking so
+much trouble for three rupees, especially as, now I come to think of
+it, I can borrow a singhara pole, and, in due time, will prod for thy
+corpse in the Wular! Mind thou wrappest the lucre snugly in thy
+cummerbund, that it be not lost—farewell, little brother!”
+
+While the gentlemen of the Happy Valley have been lashed by the tongue
+and pen of every traveller, the ladies, on the contrary, have been
+rather overrated.
+
+In all communities where the men are invertebrate the women become the
+real heads of the family, doing not only most of the actual work, but
+also taking the dominant position in affairs generally. This I have
+observed strikingly in the case of the three “slackest” male races I
+know—the Fantis of the Gold Coast, the Kashmiri, and the crofters of
+the West Highlands.
+
+Opinion is divided on the question of female loveliness in Kashmir.
+
+Marco Polo (who probably only got his ideas of “Kesmur” from hearsay)
+echoed the prevalent opinion by saying, “The women although dark are
+very comely” (ch. xxvii.). Bernier is enthusiastic: “Les femmes surtout
+y sont très-belles,” and hints at their popularity among the Moguls.
+
+Moorcroft, Vigne, and others swelled the laudatory chorus until
+Forster, “having been prepossessed with an opinion of their charms,
+suffered a sensible disappointment,” and even was so rude as to
+criticise the ladies’ legs, which he considered thick!
+
+Lawrence saw “thousands of women in the villages, and could not
+remember, save one or two exceptions, ever seeing a really beautiful
+face;” but the heaviest blow was dealt them by Jacquemont, who, as a
+gay Frenchman, should have been an excellent judge: “Je n’avais jamais
+vu auparavant d’aussi affreuses sorcières!”
+
+
+
+
+APPENDIX III
+
+
+I had hoped to have given, through the kindness of Colonel Ward, a full
+list of the birds of Kashmir. Up to the time of going to press,
+however, the complete list has not been made out. A very large
+proportion, however, has been published in the _Journal of the Bombay
+Nat. Hist. Society_. I would refer those desirous of a knowledge of the
+birds of Kashmir to the above Journal for 23rd April and 20th Sept.
+1906, and 15th Feb. 1907. Also to Hume and Henderson’s _Lahore to
+Yarkand_, and to Le Mesurier’s _Game, Shore, and Water Birds of India_,
+to which I am indebted for the following:—
+
+“In Kashmir, out of 116 genera of land birds, 34 have a wide range, 32
+are characteristic of the Palar Arctic, 29 of the Indian, and 21 of the
+Himalo-Chinese sub-region. Only one species is peculiar to Kashmir, a
+very normal bullfinch (pyrula).”
+
+The flora, which is most interesting, has yet (as far as I know) to be
+treated independently of the neighbouring regions. Royle is scientific
+but antiquated, and I know of no better list than that given by
+Lawrence in his _Valley of Kashmir_.
+
+
+
+
+APPENDIX IV
+
+
+It may interest any one intending a trip to Kashmir to see a note of
+reasonable expenses as incurred by two people during a nine-month
+absence from England. Therefore I append a précis of ours.
+
+It is to be remembered that a saving might be effected in many
+particulars by any one knowing something of the country. We had to buy
+our experience. Fully £10 or £12 could be saved in wages, as at first
+we had a fighting tail like “Ta Phairson” of “four-and-twenty men and
+five-and-thirty pipers”—and pipers have to be paid! We also hired tents
+when we did not really require them. Against these outgoings, however,
+it should be borne in mind that, thanks to the kindness of friends, we
+paid a merely nominal rent for a “State” hut at Gulmarg. At Abbotabad,
+Jaipur, and Udaipur, also, we had no hotel bills to meet.
+
+PRÉCIS OF EXPENSES—TWO PERSONS
+
+LONDON TO KARACHI (25 Days)
+
+ £ s. d. £ s. d.
+Half-Return fares, 1st class, London to Trieste,
+ and thence by Austrian Lloyd (unaccelerated) 60 0 0
+Hotels, sleeping-car, gratuities, wine bills, &c. 16 15 0
+Baggage expenses 8 15 7
+ ————— 85 10 7
+
+BOMBAY TO LONDON (25 Days)
+
+Share of fares 60 0 0
+Hotel expenses and sundries, as before 10 6 8
+Baggage expenses, dock dues, &c. 17 11 4
+ ————— 87 18 0
+
+KARACHI TO SRINAGAR (16 Days)
+
+Rail and baggage expenses to Pindi 12 6 8
+Landau and two ekkas to Srinagar, inclusive of
+ gratuities, tolls, &c. 10 10 8
+Hotels, Dàk bungalows, &c. 13 18 9
+Duty on firearms (repayable on leaving) 1 16 8
+Resais, waterproof for luggage, kettles, &c. 1 19 3
+Servant’s fare to Karachi, wages, &c. 2 12 8
+ ————— 43 4 8
+ ——————-
+ Carry forward 216 13 3
+
+EXPENSES IN KASHMIR (6 Months)
+
+ £ s. d. £ s. d.
+ Brought forward 216 13 3
+
+Food, wine, washing, cigars, &c. 72 7 3
+Wages, inclusive of various clothes 42 9 9
+Amusements, golf and tennis subscriptions, &c. 11 7 2
+Hire of boats, tents and equipment 17 6 5
+Transport coolies and ponies 33 14 11
+Hire of hut at Gulmarg 5 6 8
+Sundry furniture, cooking gear, yakdans, &c. 9 0 8
+ —————- 191 12 10
+
+BARAMULA TO BOMBAY (1 Month)
+
+Landau and four ekkas, with gratuities and tolls. 13 14 0
+Dâk bungalows, hotels, &c. 18 5 8
+Wages, inclusive of gratuities 6 14 0
+Rail, Pindi to Bombay (viâ Udaipur) 16 17 0
+Baggage 5 2 8
+Hire of carriages, &c. 1 4 11
+ ————— 61 18 3
+Loss by exchange on cheques. 5 19 7
+ ——————
+ Total 476 3 11
+ ============
+
+
+
+
+INDEX AND NOTES
+
+
+ABBOTABAD, A frontier station garrisoned by a mobile force of Gurkhas
+and Royal Artillery, whence any descent from the Black Mountain or
+Chilas country can be checked. Named after Lieutenant Abbot, who
+reduced the neighbourhood to order in 1845-48.
+
+Aden, Occupying a warm corner just outside the straits of Babol-Mandeb;
+was the first addition made to the British dominions in the reign of
+Queen Victoria, having been taken from the Arabs in 1839.
+
+Agates,
+
+Agra, Rose to importance under the Moguls, becoming their seat of
+government after Akbar quitted the city he had built, Fatehpur-Sighri,
+until Aurungzeb removed the seat of government to Delhi.
+
+Akbar, The third, and in many ways the greatest, of the six “Great
+Mogul” Emperors of India. A warrior first, he consolidated his
+conquests with the genius of an enlightened statesman.
+
+Alsu, A small village on the north-west shore of the Wular Lake.
+
+Amar Singh (General Raja Sir Amar Singh, K.C.S.I.), Brother of His
+Highness Sir Pratab Singh, G.C.S.I., Maharaja of Jammu and Kashmir; is
+Vice-President of the States Council and owner of much land in Kashmir,
+the prosperity of which he has done much to promote.
+
+Ambér, The ancient capital of Jaipur; was built in the eleventh
+century, its Rajput rulers being the powerful allies of Chitor during
+her struggles against the Mohammedan invasion. The Palace was built by
+Raja Maun, _circa_ 1600, in the days of Akbar, whose cousin he was by
+marriage ( _comp_. ). Ambér was deserted in 1728 by Jey Singh for his
+new city of Jaipur.
+
+Amethyst, This stone should be much worn in Scotland, particularly on
+New Year’s Day, it having been (according to the Greek derivation of
+the name) an antidote to drunkenness!
+
+Amira Kadal, The highest of the seven bridges at Srinagar; a fine
+modern structure, replacing that built by Amir Khan Jawan Sher, the
+Pathan, who also built Sher Garhi.
+
+Anda, Egg.
+
+Anna, the sixteenth part of a rupee, value one penny.
+
+Apharwat, One of the Pir Panjal range, which rises above Gulmarg,
+height 14,500 feet.
+
+Aru, A small village, beautifully situated about seven miles above
+Pahlgam.
+
+Asti, “Go slow.”
+
+Astor, A district on the main route from Kashmir to Gilgit, the village
+is about ninety-two miles from Bandipur. Two passes (the Rajdiangan, or
+Tragbal, 11,800 feet, and the Boorzil, 13,500 feet) have to be crossed.
+About ten passes are issued each season to sportsmen, markhor and ibex
+being the game.
+
+Atchibal, A village seven miles from Islamabad, where many springs
+burst out from the rocks. Atchibal was a favourite pleasure-garden of
+the Mogul Emperors, the remains of which still exist.
+
+Aurungzeb, The last of the six “Great Moguls”; deposed and imprisoned
+his predecessor Shah Jehan in 1658, and reigned until 1707. Bigoted and
+intolerant, he shares with Sikander the odium of having destroyed many
+of the ancient Hindu temples of Kashmir.
+
+Avantipura, The modern village is near the extensive ruins named after
+King Avanti Verma, which formed once the capital of Kashmir.
+
+Bahamarishi, (_Baba-pam-Rishi=_Father Smoothbeard.) A village some
+three miles below Gulmarg; the ziarat is named after a rishi, or
+ascetic, of the sixteenth century.
+
+Baloo, (Kashmiri, _Harpat_) “Rara avis in terras, nigroque similima
+cignis.” _Anglicè_, a bear.
+
+Bandipur, An important village on the north shore of the Wular Lake,
+the starting-point for Gilgit, &c. Oddly enough, Bandipur is not marked
+on the Ordnance Map.
+
+Bandobast, A bargain or arrangement.
+
+Bappa, An eighth-century Rajput hero, and ancestor of the present
+chiefs of Mewar; appears to have had strong Mormon proclivities.
+
+Baramula, The third town in Kashmir, having some 900 houses, is built
+on the Jhelum at its outflow from the Kashmir Valley: it is also built
+on the west focus of seismic disturbance in Kashmir, and was destroyed
+by an earthquake in 1885, when 3000 Baramulans were killed. We were
+unaware of these interesting facts on the morning of April 4! The
+“Palms of Baramoule,” which Moore sang of, are like snakes in
+Iceland—they do not exist.
+
+Bara singh, The Kashmir stag.
+
+Bawan,
+
+Beera,
+
+Bejbehara, The ancient Vijayasvara, a picturesque village and bridge
+about four miles below Islamabad.
+
+Bernier, F., a Frenchman attached to the court of Aurungzeb as medical
+adviser; wrote _Voyage à Kachemire_.
+
+Bhanyar,
+
+Bheostie, The Indian Aquarius—the water-bearer.
+
+Bhils,
+
+Birch, (Kashmiri, _Burza_) The bark used in making the paper for which
+Kashmir was noted, also for roofing, it being strong and impervious to
+water.
+
+Blue pine, _Pinus Excelsa_, (Kashmiri, _Yar_.)
+
+Bombay,
+
+Books on Kashmir:(1) Bernier, _Voyage à Kachemire_ (Utrecht, 1724); (2)
+Forster’s (G) _Journey from Bengal to England_ (London, 1798); (3)
+Moorcroft, _Travels in Kashmir, &c._ edited by Wilson, 1841; (4)
+Jacquomont (V), _Voyage dans l’Inde_ (Paris, 1841); (5) Vigne (G. T.),
+_Travels in Kashmir, &c._, 1844; (6) Hugel’s _Travels_, 1845; (7) Drew,
+_Jummoo and, Ktishmir Territories_; and (8) Lawrence’s _Valley of
+Kashmir_ 1895.
+
+Budmash, A scoundrel.
+
+Bund, An embankment or dyke to bank a river.
+
+Burra, Big, or great.
+
+Carnelian, “Flesh-stone”—for origin read Marryat’s _Pacha of Many
+Tales_
+
+Chakhoti,
+
+Chandni Chowk,
+
+Chaplies,
+
+Chappar, Paddle with heart-shaped blade.
+
+Chatris, The cenotaphs of the Maharanas of Mewar; they stand in a
+walled enclosure between Udaipur and the railway station.
+
+Chenar, _Plaianus Orientals_ or Oriental plane. This magnificent tree
+is supposed to have been introduced into Kashmir by the Mogul Emperors.
+It grows to a great size, one measured by Lawrence being sixty-three
+feet five inches in circumference at five feet above the ground! There
+is a very fair specimen in Kew Gardens, between the pond and the
+“herbaceous border.”
+
+Chilas,
+
+Chit, A note or letter, and also a character or recommendation, Every
+man collects something, from pictures to tram tickets—the native
+collects “chits.” Like other collectors he will beg, borrow, or steal
+to improve his store, and life is made a burden by the perpetual
+writing and reading of these mendacious documents.
+
+Chitor,
+
+Chittagul Nullah, The next nullah to the south-west of the Wangat. The
+village of Wangat is wrongly placed in it, according to the Ordnance
+Map.
+
+Chondawats, A Rajput clan.
+
+Chota, Little, _Chota Hazri = petit dejeúner_ or early breakfast.
+
+Chowkidar, A functionary whose principal duty seems to be to snore in
+the verandah at night and scare other robbers away.
+
+Chupatty, A flabby sort of scone.
+
+Chuprassie,
+
+Cockburn’s Agency, The nearest approach to “Whiteley’s” in Kashmir.
+
+Dâk, Post. _Dâk Bungalow_ = posting station.
+
+Dal Lake, _Dal_ means lake (in a plain), while _nag_ is a mountain
+tarn.
+
+Dandy, A sort of enclosed chair with four projecting arms, wherein
+pretty ladies are carried when it doesn’t suit them to walk.
+
+Degchies, Cooking utensils—best made of aluminium, owing to the unclean
+ways of native scullions.
+
+Dekho, See, look! Delhi, The capital of the Mogul Emperors, dating from
+1638, when Shah Jehan commenced to build the great fort. The ancient
+city lies some miles to the south. Delhi was taken by General Lake in
+1803.
+
+Deodar, (Kashmiri, _Diár.) Cedrus Lebani_, var. _Deodara_. The most
+valuable tree in Kashmir, where it was formerly abundant. It is now
+chiefly found in the north-west districts, and it is carefully
+cherished by the “Jungly Sahib” and his myrmidons.
+
+Dobie, The thing that ruins all your shirts and causes you to shatter
+the Third Commandment.
+
+Domel, Village with Dâk Bungalow, at the confluence of the Jhelum and
+the Kishenganga.
+
+Doolie,
+
+Doras,
+
+Dounga, “The boats of Kashmir are very long and narrow, and are rowed
+with paddles from the stern, which is a little elevated, to the centre;
+a tilt of mats is extended for the shelter of passengers or
+merchandize” (Forster); the mats are made of “pits” (reed mace), a
+swamp plant.
+
+Drogmulla,
+
+Dubgam, A village at junction of the Pohru with the Jhelum, about seven
+miles above Baramula.
+
+EARTHQUAKE, An upsetting event of too frequent occurrence in Kashmir.
+Particularly severe visitations occurred in 1827 and 1885 (_see_
+Baramula).
+
+Echo Lake, A small tarn on the top of Apharwat.
+
+Ek, One. (_Ek dam_=immediately.)
+
+Ekka,
+
+Embroidery,
+
+Erin Nullah,
+
+Eshmakam, =_Eysh Makám_(“the delightful halting-place”) Above the
+village stands the shrine of Zyn-u-din, one of the four disciples of
+the Kashmir patron saint, Shah Nur-u-din.
+
+FATERPUR-SIGHRI,
+
+Ferozepore Nullah,
+
+Floating Gardens,
+
+GANESBAL, The boulder, red-stained and extremely sacred, which lies in
+the middle of the Lidar; bears some fancied likeness to Ganésh (the
+elephant-headed god).
+
+Gangabal, A sacred lake, lying under the north glaciers of Haramok at
+the elevation of 12,000 feet. It is said to be a source of the
+Ganges(!) and is an object of pilgrimage.
+
+Ghari,
+
+Ghari Habibullah,
+
+Ghari Wallah, The Jehu of these parts.
+
+Ghât,
+
+Gold mohur,
+
+Golf,
+
+Gram,
+
+Grass shoes,
+
+Gujar, Is not a Kashmiri, being a member of the semi-nomad tribes which
+graze buffaloes and goats upon the hills. He speaks Parímu or Hindki.
+
+Gulmarg, (The Rose Marg.) The most frequented resort of the English in
+Kashmir during July and August; stands some 8500 feet above the sea,
+wherefore some people find the air too rarefied. Gulmarg was first
+mentioned by Yusaf Khan in 1580.
+
+Gunderbal, A village placed where the Sind River debouches into the
+plain. The starting-point for Leh and Thibet.
+
+Gupkar, Town of Gopaditya(?). A wine-manufacturing suburb of Srinagar,
+overlooking the Dal.
+
+Gurais, A large village on the Bandipur-Gilgit route, lying on the
+right bank of the Kishenganga, about forty-two miles from Bandipur.
+
+HARAMOK, The predominating mountain (16,903 feet) of the valley, from
+almost every part of which his square-headed bulk is visible; hence the
+name, which means “all faces” or “all mouths.” A legend holds that a
+vein of emerald lies near the summit, and that within view of this gem
+no snake can live
+
+Harbagwan,
+
+Hari Parbat, (“The Green Hill”) So named on account of the gardens and
+vineyards which clothed its sides. Became the residence of Akbar, who
+built the wall round foot of hill in 1597. The fort on top was the work
+of the Pathan, Atta Mohamad Khan.
+
+Haripur,
+
+Harwan,
+
+Hasrat Bal Mosque, (The Prophet’s Hair.) Various fairs and festivals
+are held here, the principal one being held upon the day that the
+Prophet rode up to Heaven on his mule Al Barak (the Thunderer). This
+mule, by-the-bye, is one of the five favoured beasts which the
+Mohammedans believe destined to immortality; the others are (1)
+Abraham’s Ram, (2) Balaam’s Ass, (3) the one upon which Christ rode on
+Palm Sunday, and (4) the dog which guarded the seven sleepers.
+
+Hassanabad Mosque, Built by Nur Jehan Begum (Nourmahal), and destroyed
+by the Sikhs.
+
+Hassan Abdal, (_Abdal=_fanatic).
+
+Hoopoe, Un-natural history of.
+
+INSECTS, Of benign insects such as butterflies there are singularly
+few. Both mosquitoes and flies are very troublesome during the hot
+weather in the valley. Visits to native huts will probably lead to an
+introduction to other insects. In India ants become a nuisance: I met
+with a foraging party of extremely large and well-nourished ones as I
+entered my bath place one morning. I recognised them for the
+descendants—decadent somewhat—of the famous fellows who played Alberich
+to the Gold of Hindostan and regarding which Herodotus (commonly known
+as the Father of History, or of Lies, I forget which) asserted that
+they were of the bigness of foxes and ran with incredible swiftness. He
+evidently got this yarn from Pliny—
+
+“Indicae Formicae. Aurum ex cavernus egerunt terrae Ipsis autem color
+Fehum magnitudo Aegypti Luporum” (Lib. xi. ch. 31)—
+
+and passed it on to Sir J. Maundevil, who swallowed it greedily.
+“Theise pissmyres ben grete as houndes; so that no man dar come to the
+hilles, for the pissmyres wolde assaylen hem and devouren hem” (ch.
+xxx) For the wily method of catching the ants napping, together with
+other _contes drolatiques_, read Maundevil’s _Travels_.
+
+Iris, (Kashmiri, _Krishm_) Succeeds the tulip and precedes the rose as
+typical of Kashmirian Flora, is used as fodder, and the fibre makes
+ropes, which are, however, not durable.
+
+Islamabad, (Or Anant Nag, the “Place of Countless Springs.”) Is the
+second city in Kashmir, having about 9000 inhabitants; stands at the
+head of the navigable Jhelum, fifty miles by water and thirty-two by
+land above Srinagar.
+
+Jade,
+
+Jagganath,
+
+Jain, A small sect founded by Mahavera, a contemporary of Gautama. The
+Jains were great temple-builders.
+
+Jehangir,
+
+Jeimal, With Putta, one of the national heroes of the Rajputs. They
+fell, while mere boys, in the heroic defence of Chitor against Akbar.
+
+Jey Singh, (Sowar Jey Singh.) Succeeded to the throne of Ambér in 1699,
+founded Jaipur in 1728. He wrote the following, which I had not read
+when I visited his observatory at Jaipur “Let us devote ourselves at
+the altar of the King of Kings, hallowed be his name! In the book of
+the register of whose power the lofty orbs of Heaven are but a few
+leaves, and the stars, and that heavenly courser the sun, small pieces
+of money in the treasury of the Most High.”
+
+Jheel, A small lake, or pond.
+
+Jhelum, (Kashmiri, _Veth_, Hindu, _Vetasta_, the ancient _Hydaspes_.)
+Rises at Vernag, becomes navigable at Kanbal, and is so for 120 miles,
+when it forms rapids below Baramula. Average breadth at Srinagar in
+December 210 feet, average depth 9 feet.
+
+Johur,
+
+Kaj-nag,
+
+Kali, (“The Terrible.”) Wife of Shiva or Mahadeva.
+
+Kanbal,
+
+Karachi,
+
+Karewas, “Where the mountains cease to be steep, fan-like projections,
+with flat, arid tops, and bare of trees, run out towards the valley”
+(Lawrence)
+
+Kashmir=Kashuf-mir (the country of Kashuf). Was ruled by Tartar princes
+from about 150-100 B.C. for several centuries; conquered after a year’s
+struggle by Mahmoud of Guznee (1014-1015 A.D.). Invaded by Baber and
+Humayun, and finally conquered by latter in 1543, and formally annexed
+by Akbar in 1588. After the fall of Delhi (Nadir Shah) in 1739, Kashmir
+fell into the hands of Amirs of Cabul in 1753. It was captured by the
+Sikhs under Ranjit Singh in 1819, and, after the defeat of the Sikhs at
+the hands of the British, was handed over to Gulab Singh of Jammu for
+twenty-five lacs of rupees “Kailasa is the best place in the three
+worlds, Himalaya the best part of Kailasa, and Kashmir the best place
+in Himalaya” _(Rajatarangini Kulan_).
+
+Kastoora, Merula Boulboul (the grey-winged ousel). Jane bought
+“Freddie” one day in Srinagar, and he has been our friend and companion
+ever since—being at this present (August 1907) in rude health.
+
+Khansamah, A Cook.
+
+Khubbar, News—usually untrustworthy.
+
+Khud, A steep slope or precipice.
+
+Khudstick, An alpenstock made of tough wood, usually of Cotoneaster
+baccillaris (lun); should be well tested before purchase, as life may
+depend on its strength.
+
+Killanmarg, A wide sloping marg above Gulmarg, just above the pine
+forest on the slopes of Apharwat.
+
+Kilta, Creel made of the pliant withes of the Wych Hazel, _Parrotia_
+_Jacquemontiana_ (Chob-i-poh).
+
+Kishenganga, A large affluent of the Jhelum which drains the Tilail
+Valley, passes Gurais, and joins the Jhelum below Muzafferabad.
+
+Kitardaji, Forest house in the Machipura.
+
+Kitmaghar, Bearer.
+
+Kobala,
+
+Kohinar,
+
+Kolahoi, or Gwash Brari, 17,800 ft. The loftiest peak in Kashmir
+proper. It has not yet been ascended.
+
+Koolan,
+
+Kralpura,
+
+Kulan, A peak of the Pir Panjal, at the head of the Ferozepore Nullah.
+
+Kulgam, or Kuligam.
+
+Kunis,
+
+Kurnavati,
+
+Kutab Minar,
+
+Lacquer,
+
+Lahore, Capital of the Punjab. An ancient and interesting city, which
+(like Agra and Delhi) only attained its zenith of prosperity in the
+days of Akbar.
+
+Lakri, A stick (at Gulmarg also a golf-club).
+
+Lalpura, A charming village in the Lolab.
+
+Larch,
+
+Lidar, Liddar, or Lambodri, Drains the Kolahoi district, and forms the
+first substantial affluent of the Jhelum, which it joins below
+Islamabad.
+
+Lidarwat, A small Grujar village fifteen miles above Pahlgam, on the
+left bank of the river, about 10,000 ft. above sea-level.
+
+Logue or Log, Folk.
+
+Lumbadhar, The headman of a village.
+
+Machipura, “The Place of Fish”—why, I cannot imagine! The district
+lying along the east foothills of the Kaj-nag.
+
+Mahadeo, (Mahadeva or Shiva) A sacred mountain and object of
+pilgrimage, north of Srinagar, 13,500 feet high.
+
+Maharaja of Jammu and Kashmir, H.H. Sir Pratab Singh, G.C.S.I.,
+succeeded his father Ranbir Singh (who was third son of Gulah Singh) in
+1885. The family is of the Rajput Dogras. “His kindness to all classes
+has won him the affection of his people” (Lawrence).
+
+Maharana, H.H. the Maharana Dhiraj Sir Fateh Singh, G.C.S.I., of
+Udaipur, is head of the Rajput princes in point of blood, being
+descended from the Suryabansi, or Children of the Sun.
+
+Mahseer,
+
+Malingam,
+
+Manji or Hanji, A Kashmiri water-thief or boatman.
+
+Manserah,
+
+Mar (snake) Canal. A dirty but most picturesque waterway between the
+Dal and the Anchar Lakes.
+
+Marg,(Margh?) Persian for a garden abounding in plants.
+
+Margam,
+
+Martand, The principal temple in Kashmir—stands on a high karewa some
+few miles from Islamabad.
+
+Metal-work,
+
+Mewar,
+
+Mogul, The Moguls were a warlike people of Central Asia, who, under
+Timur (Tamerlane) their chief, sacked Delhi in 1398. At the great
+battle of Panipat, in 1524, Baber the Mogul (direct descendant of
+Timur) defeated the Sultans of Delhi. He was the first of the six
+“Great” Moguls (the others being Humayun, Akbar, Jehangir, Shah Jehan,
+and Aurungzeb), who ruled India with unparalleled magnificence for 150
+years.
+
+Mulberry, (_Morus sp_. Kashmiri _Tul_) A very precious tree in Kashmir,
+on account of the silk industry. It grows to a great size, attaining a
+girth of 25 feet.
+
+Murghi, A fowl.
+
+Murree, A hill station and sanatorium, 37 miles from Rawal Pindi, on a
+hill 7500 feet above the sea. Its importance dates from 1850. Forster
+speaks of it as a small village in 1786.
+
+Musafferabad, (“The Place of Victory”) Built by Masufer Khan, Rajah of
+Chikri.
+
+Mussick, Water-skin.
+
+NAG, A mountain lake or tarn.
+
+Nagas, Human-bodied, snake-tailed gods.
+
+Nagmarg,
+
+Nanga Parbat, A great mountain in the Chilas country, 26,620 feet high
+(the fourth in point of height in the world), Mommery and two guides
+were destroyed in 1895, probably by an avalanche, while attempting the
+ascent.
+
+Nassim Bagh, (“The Garden of Delicious Breezes”) A favourite spot in
+the days of the Mogul Emperors. Akbar planted 1200 chenars.
+
+Neem tree.
+
+Neve, Dr. A. He and his brother are surgeons to the Kashmir Medical
+Mission, where for many years they have carried on the somewhat
+thankless task of benefiting the natives.
+
+Nishat Bagh, (“The Garden of Drink”)
+
+Nopura, A village on the Pohru.
+
+Nourmahal, (“Light of the Palace”), or, more properly, Nur Jehan Begum
+(“Light of the World”), was the wife of Jehaugir, celebrated in
+Mooree’s _Lalla Rookh_. Her life story was very curious. See Forster’s
+_Journey from Bengal to England_, London, 1798.
+
+Nullah, A valley or ravine.
+
+Numdah,
+
+ONTALA,
+
+Oodi Singh,
+
+PADMANI, “The Lotus-lovely Lady.”
+
+Pagdandy, A short cut.
+
+Pahlgam, “The Shepherd’s Village,” A Kashmiri summer resort for those
+who like quiet. It is 27 miles from Islamabad up the Lidar Valley, and
+is somewhat over 7000 feet above the sea.
+
+Pampur, (Padma-pur, city of Vishnu, or Padmun-pur, “the place of
+beauty”), principally noted now for its Pampur roti or bread, a
+speciality of the place.
+
+Pandrettan, or Pandrenthan, =Puranadhisthana, “the old capital.” Was
+built in the time of Partha by his Prime Minister, Meru.
+
+Parana Chauni,
+
+Patan. “The City” or “Ferry,” the ancient Sankarapura, Sankaravarma
+having built two temples there at the end of the eighth century.
+
+Peechy, Afterwards, later, by-and-bye
+
+Peri Mahal, “The Abode of the Fairies.” Built on the hill above Gupkar
+by Prince Dara Shikoh, probably for astronomical purposes
+
+Piasse, The onion.
+
+Pice, See Rupee.
+
+Pichola Lake,
+
+Pir Panjab, Pir=Dogri for peak Pantzal, Kashmiri for ditto Pir also
+meant a saint, particularly one who lived in the pass in the days of
+Shah Jehan and Aurungzeb and who was interviewed by Bernier. The Pir
+Panjal was the route followed by the Moguls when coming to Kashmir,
+and, rough as it is, they sent elephants along it. The highest peak of
+the Pir Panjal is Tatakuti, 15,500 feet.
+
+Pohru,
+
+Poonch, A native state lying south-west of Kashmir, to which it is
+tributary. The Raja Buldeo Singh is cousin to the Maharajah of Kashmir.
+
+Poplar. There are two varieties of Poplar in Kashmir, the Italian or
+Black Poplar, and the White, the latter attains a great size, one near
+Gurais measuring 127 feet in height and 14-1/2 feet in girth.
+
+Porcelain,
+
+Port Saïd,
+
+Puttoo, Native cloth.
+
+RAINAWARI,
+
+Rajput, The brave and chivalrous inhabitants of Rajputana. Bernier,
+probably influenced by Mogul opinion, attributes much of their valour
+to opium, as the following curious extract shows “Ils sont grands
+preneurs d’opium, et je me suis quelque fois etonné de la quantité que
+je leur en voiois prendre; aussi ils s’y accoutûmerent dès la jeunesse;
+le jour d’une bataille ils ne s’oublient pas de doubler la dose; cette
+drogue les anime ou plutot les enyvre, et les rend insensibles an
+danger, de sorte quils se jettant dans le combat comma des bêtes
+furieuses, ne sachant ce que c’est de fuir … c’est un plaisir de les
+voir ainsi avec leur fumée d’opium dans la tête s’entre embrasser quand
+on est prêt de combattre et se dire adieu les uns aux autres, comme
+gens qui sont resolus de mourir.”—Vol. i. p. 54.
+
+Ramble-tamble egg, Scrambled eggs.
+
+Ram chikor, The great snow partridge (_Tetragallus Himalayensis_).
+
+Rampur. A small village in the Jhelum Valley, and a village on the way
+into the Lolab _viâ_ Kunis.
+
+Rawal Pindi,
+
+Rassad, “Field Allowance” or extra rations given to coolies when doing
+any mountain work or away from supplies.
+
+Resai,
+
+Roorkhee chair, An extremely comfortable and portable chair made by the
+R.E. at Roorkhee.
+
+Rope bridge,
+
+Rupee=one fifteenth of a sovereign, or 1s. and 4d. 12 pice (or pies)= 4
+paisa = 1 anna = 1 penny 16 annas = 1 rupee.
+
+SAAF kuro, “Make clean.”
+
+Saktawats, A Rapjut clan.
+
+Sari, A woman’s garment, usually brilliant in colour, blood-red and
+dark blue being favoured.
+
+Sekwas,
+
+Sellar,
+
+Serow, _Nemorhaidus bubalerius_.
+
+Sesodia, The ruling family of Udaipur, formerly known as Gehlote.
+
+Shadipur, “The Place of Marriage”—probably with reference to the
+junction of the Sind and Jhelum rivers.
+
+Shah Jehan, The greatest builder of the Mogul Emperors. Ruled from 1627
+to 1658, when he was deposed and imprisoned by Aurungzeb.
+
+Shalimar,
+
+Shalimar Bagh,
+
+Shambrywa, One of the peaks of the Kaj-nag.
+
+Shiah, A Mohammedan sect, usually much at variance with those of Sunni
+persuasion.
+
+Shikara, A light sort of canoe.
+
+Shikari, A necessary joint in the “fighting tail” of the sportive
+visitor to Kashmir. Usually a fraud, but, if not too proud, makes quite
+a good golf caddy.
+
+Shisha Nag, “The Glassy or Leaden Lake.”
+
+Silver fir, _Abies Webbiana_ (Kashmiri, _Sungal_). Grows to a great
+height, being known 110 feet high and 16 feet in girth.
+
+Sind Desert,
+
+Sind Valley,
+
+Singhara, Meaning “horned nut,” the water chestnut _(Trapa bispinosa_).
+An article of diet much prized by the Kashmiri.
+
+Sogul,
+
+Sonamarg, “The Golden Marg.” A summer station high up the Sind Valley
+on the route to Leh and Ladak.
+
+Sopor, =Sonapur, or the Golden City. A somewhat unclean little town of
+some 600 houses on the Jhelum, about eight miles by road and twelve by
+water above Baramula.
+
+Spill Canal, Cut in 1904, after the Great Flood of 1903, to carry some
+of the river clear of Srinagar and ease the pressure on the bund.
+
+Spruce, _Picca, Morunda_. (Kashmiri, _Kachal_.)
+
+Srinagar, _Surga Nagur_, City of the Sun. Has a population of 120,000.
+Became capital in 960 A.D., when the ancient city of Pandrettan was
+burnt in the reign of Abimanyu. The city was called Kashmir until
+recently, Martand being called Sringar by Jacquemont.
+
+Sultanpur,
+
+Sumbal, Said to be the site of the ancient city Jayapura.
+
+Sunt-i-kul = “Apple-tree Canal.”
+
+TAJ MAHAL, The magnificent tomb of Mumtez Mahal, favourite wife of Shah
+Jehan.
+
+Takht-i-Suleiman, A steep isolated hill rising nearly 1000 feet above
+Srinagar, crowned by a temple which is built on the ruins of a very
+ancient edifice. The Takht or Throne of Solomon is, according to the
+legend, the place which Solomon occupied during his mythical visit to
+Kashmir.
+
+Tangmarg, “The Open Marg”. Is the village about 1500 foot below
+Gulmarg, which is the nearest point to Gulmarg attainable by wheeled
+conveyance.
+
+Tattoo, A pony.
+
+Tehsildhar, The functionary who has jurisdiction over a tehsil.
+
+Temples, For full description read Lawrence _(Valley of Kashmir_, chap.
+vi.) Their ruined state is partly due to earthquakes, but probably
+still more to the iconoclastic activity of Sikandar (_d._ 1416) and
+Aurungzeb.
+
+Tilail,
+
+Tonga,
+
+Topaz, Name derived from the Greek “to conjecture”—because no one knew
+whence they came!
+
+Tower of Fame,
+
+Tower of Victory,
+
+Tragbal,
+
+Tragam, A large village south-west of the Lolab, whence a route leads
+to Musafferabad.
+
+Tret, A station at the foot of the Murree hills on the road to Rawal
+Pindi.
+
+Trieste,
+
+Tronkol,
+
+Turquoise,
+
+UDAIPUR, The capital of the ancient and powerful Rajput State of Mewar,
+founded by Oodi Singh after the fall of Chitor. Uri,
+
+VERNABOUG,
+
+Vernag,
+
+WALNUT, A valuable tree in Kashmir, where its fruit and timber are both
+greatly esteemed; grows to a very large size, one in the Lolab having a
+girth of 18 feet 10 inches.
+
+Wangat,
+
+Wardwan, The mountainous district on the east of Kashmir.
+
+Water buffalo, An ungainly and “sneevish” beast beloved of Gujars and
+nobody else.
+
+Weights 2 lbs. (English)=1 seer. 40 seers = 1 maund.
+
+Wood carving,
+
+Wular, Means “cave”. The largest lake in India, being 12-1/2 x 5 miles
+in average extent. In floods it covers much extra space.
+
+Wych hazel, _See_ Kilta.
+
+YAKDAN,
+
+ZIARAT, A Mohammedan shrine. Zoji La, The pass at the head of the Sind
+Valley which is crossed on going to Leh, height 11,300 feet.
+
+*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 11873 ***