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+<div>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 11540 ***</div>
+
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="page129"
+ id="page129"></a>[pg 129]</span>
+ <h1>THE MIRROR<br />
+ OF<br />
+ LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.</h1>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <table width="100%"
+ summary="Volume, Number, and Date">
+ <tr>
+ <td align="left"><b>VOL. XIX. NO. 536.</b></td>
+
+ <td align="center"><b>SATURDAY, MARCH 3, 1832.</b></td>
+
+ <td align="right"><b>[PRICE 2d.</b></td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <div class="figcenter"
+ style="width:100%;">
+ <h3><a href="images/536-1.png"><img width="100%"
+ src="images/536-1.png"
+ alt="Entrance to the Botanic Garden, Manchester." /></a> ENTRANCE TO THE BOTANIC GARDEN,
+ MANCHESTER.</h3>
+ </div>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+
+ <p>Manchester is distinguished among the large towns of the
+ kingdom for its majority of enlightened individuals. "The whole
+ population," it has been pertinently observed by a native,
+ "seems to be imbued with a general thirst for knowledge and
+ improvement." Even amidst the hum of its hundreds of thousand
+ spindles, and its busy haunts of industry, the people have
+ learned to cultivate the pleasures of natural and experimental
+ science, and the delights of literature. The Philosophical
+ Society of Manchester is universally known by its excellent
+ published Memoirs: it has its Royal Institution; its
+ Philological Society, and public libraries; so that incentives
+ to this improvement have grown with its growth. Among these is
+ the Botanical and Horticultural Society, formed in the autumn
+ of 1827, whose primary object was "a Garden for Manchester and
+ its neighbourhood." Previously to its establishment, Manchester
+ had a Floral Society, with six hundred subscribers, which was a
+ gratifying evidence of public taste, as well as encouragement
+ for the Garden design.</p>
+
+ <p>We find the promised advantages of the plan thus strikingly
+ illustrated in an Address of the preceding date, "The study of
+ Botany has not been pursued in any part of the country with
+ greater assiduity and success than in the neighbourhood of
+ Manchester. Far from being confined to the higher orders of
+ society, it has found its most disinterested admirers in the
+ lowest walks of life. Though to the skill and perseverance of
+ the cottager we are confessedly indebted for the improved
+ cultivation of many plants and fruits, an extensive
+ acquaintance with the choicest productions of nature, and a
+ philosophical investigation of their properties, are very
+ frequently to be met with in the Lancashire Mechanic. But
+ whilst some knowledge of the principles of Horticulture is
+ almost universal; and the inferior objects of attention are
+ readily procured, it is obvious that the difficulty and expense
+ which attend the possession of plants of rare, and more
+ particularly of foreign growth, form a natural and
+ insurmountable obstruction to the researches of many lovers of
+ the science...." "Whatever regard is due to the rational
+ gratifications of which the most laborious life is not
+ incapable, there is a moral influence attendant on
+ horticultural pursuits, which may be supposed to render every
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="page130"
+ id="page130"></a>[pg 130]</span> friend of humanity desirous
+ to promote them. The most indifferent observer cannot fail
+ to remark that the cottager who devotes his hours of leisure
+ to the improvement of his garden, is rarely subject to the
+ extreme privations of poverty, and commonly enjoys a
+ character superior to the circumstances of his condition.
+ His taste is a motive to employment, and employment secures
+ him from the temptations to extravagance and the natural
+ consequences of dissipated habits."<a id="footnotetag1"
+ name="footnotetag1"></a><a href="#footnote1"><sup>1</sup></a>
+ Further, we learn, one great object of the society is to
+ educate a certain number of young men as gardeners. As "an
+ inviting scene of public recreation," it is observed, "those
+ who are little interested in the cultivation of Botany, and
+ who may regard the employments of Horticulture with disdain,
+ may still be induced to frequent the Botanical garden, for
+ the beauty of the objects, the pleasures of the society, and
+ the animating gaiety of the scene."</p>
+
+ <p>The Manchester Garden, we should think, must, by this time,
+ have an Eden-like appearance. The Committee began fortunately.
+ Mr. Loudon, in one of his valuable Gardening
+ Tours,<a id="footnotetag2"
+ name="footnotetag2"></a><a href="#footnote2"><sup>2</sup></a>
+ refers to "a few traits of liberality in the parties
+ connected with it; the noble result, as we think, of the
+ influence of commercial prosperity in liberalizing the mind.
+ Mr. Trafford, the owner of the ground, offered it for
+ whatever price the Committee chose to give for it. The
+ Committee took it at its value to a common farmer, and
+ obtained a lease of the 16 acres (10 Lancashire) for 99
+ years, renewable for ever at 120<i>l</i> a year." He
+ describes the donations of trees, plants, and books, by
+ surrounding gentlemen, as very liberal. Mr. Loudon does not
+ altogether approve of the plan, and certainly by no means of
+ the manner in which the Garden has been planted, yet he has
+ no doubt it will contribute materially to the spread of
+ improved varieties of culinary vegetables and fruits, and to
+ the education of a superior description of gardeners. He
+ commends the hothouses, which have been executed at
+ Birmingham; especially "the manner in which Mr. Jones has
+ heated the houses by hot water; though a number of the
+ garden committee were at first very much against this mode
+ of heating. Mr. Mowbray (who planned the Garden) informed us
+ that last winter the man could make up the fires for the
+ night at five o'clock, without needing to look at them again
+ till the following morning at eight or nine. The houses were
+ always kept as hot as could be wished, and might have been
+ kept at 100&deg; if thought necessary. A young gardener, who
+ had been accustomed to sit up half the night during winter,
+ to keep up the fires to the smoke flues (elsewhere) was
+ overcome with delight when he came here, and found how easy
+ the task of foreman of the houses was likely to prove to
+ him, as far as concerned the fires and nightwork."</p>
+
+ <p>As a means of social improvement, (a feature of public
+ interest, we hope, always to be identified with <i>The
+ Mirror</i>,) we need scarcely add our commendation of the
+ design of the Botanic Garden at Manchester, and similar
+ establishments in other large towns of Britain. What can be a
+ more delightful relaxation to a Lancashire Mechanic than an
+ hour or two in a <i>Garden</i>: what an escape from the
+ pestiferous politics of the times. At Birmingham too, there is
+ a Public Garden, similar to that at Manchester, where we hope
+ the Artisan may enjoy a sight at least of nature's gladdening
+ beauties.</p>
+
+ <p>In the suburbs of our great metropolis, matters are not so
+ well managed; though Mr. Loudon, we think, proposes to unite a
+ Botanic with the Zoological Gardens. Folks in London must study
+ botany on their window-sills. The wealthy do not encourage it.
+ Their love of the country is confined to the forced luxuries of
+ kitchen-gardens, conveyed to them in wicker-baskets; and a few
+ hundred exotics hired from a florist, to furnish a mimic
+ conservatory for an evening rout. They shun her gardens and
+ fields; but, as Allan Cunningham pleasantly remarks in his Life
+ of Bonington: "Her loveliness and varieties are not to be
+ learned elsewhere than in her lap. He will know little of birds
+ who studies them stuffed in the museum, and less of the rose
+ and the lily who never saw anything but artificial
+ nose-gays."<a id="footnotetag3"
+ name="footnotetag3"></a><a href="#footnote3"><sup>3</sup></a></p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="page131"
+ id="page131"></a>[pg 131]</span>
+
+ <h2>TO A SNOWDROP.</h2>
+
+ <h3><i>A Translation.</i></h3>
+
+ <h4><i>(For the Mirror.)</i></h4>
+
+ <p>First and fairest of flowery visiter&mdash;through the dark
+ winter I have dreamed of thy paleness and thy
+ purity&mdash;youngest sister of the lily&mdash;likelier, thou
+ art to be loved for thine own sake. Can so delicate a thing
+ spring from an Earthly bed? or art thou, indeed, fallen from
+ the heavens as a Snowdrop? Thus I pluck thee from thy clayey
+ abode, in which, like some of us mortals, thou wouldst find an
+ early grave. I place thee in my bosom, (oh! that it were half
+ so pure as thou), and there shalt thou die. Thou comest like a
+ pure spirit, rising from thy earthly home unsullied and
+ unknown. No longer a child of the dust, thou steppest forth
+ almost too delicately attired at such a season as this. Ye
+ winds of heaven: "breathe on it gently." Ye showers descend on
+ my Snowdrop with the tenderness of dew. Little flower, I love
+ thy look of unpretending innocence: thou art the child of
+ simplicity. Thou art a <i>flower</i>, even though colourless.
+ Wert thou never gay as others? Where are the hues thou once
+ didst wear? Hast thou lent them to the rainbow, or to gay and
+ gaudy flowers, or why so pale? Dost thou fear the winter's
+ wind? Canst thou survive the snow-storm? Tell me: dost thou
+ sleep by starlight, or revel with midnight fairies? My
+ Snowdrop, I pity thee, for thou art a lonely flower. Why camest
+ thou out so early, and wouldst not tarry for thy more cautious
+ spring-time companions? Yet thou knowest not fear, "fair maiden
+ of February." Thou art bold to come out on such a morning, and
+ friendless too. It must be true as they tell me, that thou wert
+ once an icicle, and the breath of some fairy's lips warmed thee
+ into a flower. Indeed thou lookest a frail and fairy thing, and
+ thou wilt not sojourn with us long; therefore it is I make much
+ of thee. Too soon, ah! too soon, will thy graceful form droop
+ and die; yet shall the memory of my Snowdrop be sweet, while
+ memory lasts. I know not that I shall live to see thy drooping
+ head another year. A thousand flowers with a thousand hues will
+ follow after thee, but I will not, I will not forget thee my
+ Snowdrop.</p>
+
+ <h4>MAJOR CONVOLVULUS.</h4>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h2>OUR LADY'S CHAPEL, SOUTHWARK.</h2>
+
+ <p>It may not plainly appear to some readers that our Engraving
+ of this fine vestige of ancient art, is from a View taken in
+ the year 1818. The Bishop's Chapel, which is there shown, was
+ demolished about twelve months since, at whose bidding we know
+ not; perhaps of the same party who now contend for the
+ destruction of the Lady Chapel.</p>
+
+ <p>By the way we referred to the Altar Screen, of which we now
+ find the following memorandum in a <i>History of St. Saviour's
+ Church</i>, published in 1795:<a id="footnotetag4"
+ name="footnotetag4"></a><a href="#footnote4"><sup>4</sup></a></p>
+
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>"Anno 1618. 15 Jac. I. "The screen at the entrance to
+ the chapel of the Virgin Mary was this year set up."</p>
+ </blockquote>
+
+ <p>In the same work occur the particulars of the repairs of the
+ Lady Chapel in 1624:</p>
+
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>"Anno 1624. 21 Jac. I. "The chapel of the Virgin Mary
+ was restored to the parishioners, being let out to bakers
+ for above sixty years before, and 200<i>l</i>. laid out in
+ the repair. Of which we preserve the following extract from
+ Stowe:</p>
+
+ <p>"But passing all these, some what now of that part of
+ this church above the chancell, that in former times was
+ called Our Ladies Chappell.</p>
+
+ <p>"It is now called the New Chappell; and indeed, though
+ very old, it now may be called a new one, because newly
+ redeemed from such use and imployment, as in respect of
+ that it was built to, divine and religious duties, may very
+ well be branded, with the style of wretched, base, and
+ unworthy, for that, that before this abuse, was (and is
+ now) a faire and beautifull chappell, by those that were
+ then the corporation (which is a body consisting of thirty
+ vestry-men, six of those thirty, churchwardens) was leased
+ and let out, and the house of God made a bake-house.</p>
+
+ <p>"Two very faire doores, that from the two side iles of
+ the chancell of this church, and two that thorow the head
+ of the chancell (as at this day they doe againe) went into
+ it, were lath't, daub'd, and dam'd up: the faire pillars
+ were ordinary posts against which they piled billets and
+ bavens: in this place they had their ovens, in that a
+ bolting place, in that their kneading trough, in another (I
+ have heard) a hogs-trough; for the words that were given
+ mee were these, this place have I knowne a hog-stie, in
+ another a store house, to store up their hoorded meal; and
+ in all of it something of this sordid kind and condition.
+ It was first let by the corporation afore named, to one
+ <i>Wyat</i>, after him, to one <i>Peacocke</i>, after him,
+ to one <i>Cleybrooke</i>, and last, to one
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="page132"
+ id="page132"></a>[pg 132]</span> <i>Wilson</i>, all
+ bakers, and this chappell still imployed in the way of
+ their trade, a bake-house, though some part of this
+ bake-house was some time turned into a starch-house.</p>
+
+ <p>"The time of the continuance of it in this kind, from
+ the first letting of it to Wyat, to the restoring of it
+ again to the church, was threescore and some odde yeeres,
+ in the yeere of our Lord God 1624, for in this yeere the
+ ruines and blasted estate, that the old corporation sold it
+ to, were by the corporation of this time, repaired,
+ renewed, well, and very worthily beautified: the charge of
+ it for that yeere, with many things done to it since,
+ arising to two hundred pounds.</p>
+
+ <p>"This, as all the former repairs, being the sole cost
+ and charge of the parishioners."</p>
+ </blockquote>
+
+ <p>A correspondent, E.E. inquires how it happens that the
+ Chapel of St. Mary Magdalen, shown in all old plans of the
+ Church, has likewise disappeared within the present century?
+ This Chapel adjoined the South transept, and was removed during
+ the repairs, under the able superintendence of Mr. Gwilt. It
+ was thus described by Mr. Nightingale in 1818:</p>
+
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>"The chapel itself is a very plain erection. It is
+ entered on the south, through a large pair of folding
+ doors, leading down a small flight of steps. The ceiling
+ has nothing peculiar in its character; nor are the four
+ pillars supporting the roof, and the unequal arches leading
+ into the south aisle, in the least calculated to convey any
+ idea of grandeur, or feeling of veneration. These arches
+ have been cut through in a very clumsy manner, so that
+ scarcely any vestige of the ancient church of St. Mary
+ Magdalen now remains. A small doorway and windows, however,
+ are still visible at the east end of this chapel; the west
+ end formerly opened into the south transept; but that also
+ is now walled up, except a part, which leads to the gallery
+ there. There are in different parts niches which once held
+ the holy water, by which the pious devotees of former ages
+ sprinkled their foreheads on their entrance before the
+ altar, I am not aware that any other remains of the old
+ church are now visible in this chapel. Passing through the
+ eastern end of the south aisle, a pair of gates leads into
+ the Virgin Mary's Chapel."</p>
+ </blockquote>
+
+ <p>From what we remember of the character of this Chapel, the
+ lovers of architecture have little to lament in its removal.
+ Our Correspondent, E.E., adds&mdash;"This, and not the Lady
+ Chapel, it was, (No. 456 of <i>The Mirror</i>,) that contained
+ the gravestone of one Bishop Wickham, who, however, was not the
+ famous builder of Windsor Castle, in the time of Edward III.,
+ but died in 1595, the same year in which he was translated from
+ the see of Lincoln to that of Winchester. His gravestone, now
+ lying exposed in the churchyard, marks the south-east corner of
+ the site of the aforesaid Magdalen Chapel."</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h2>SCOTTISH ECONOMY.</h2>
+
+ <h3>SHAVINGS <i>v.</i> COAL AND PEAT.</h3>
+
+ <h4>(<i>To the Editor</i>.)</h4>
+
+ <p>Without intending to be angry, permit me to inform your
+ well-meaning correspondent, <i>M.L.B</i>. that his observations
+ on the inhabitants of "Auld Reekie," are something like the
+ subject of his communication "Shavings," <i>rather</i>
+ superficial.</p>
+
+ <p>Improvidence forms no feature in the Scottish character; but
+ your flying tourist charges "the gude folk o' Embro'" with
+ monstrous extravagance in making bonfires of their carpenters'
+ chips; and proceeds to reflect in the true spirit of
+ civilization how much better it would have been if the
+ builders' chips had been used in lighting household fires, to
+ the obviously great saving of bundle-wood, than to have thus
+ wantonly forced them to waste their gases on the desert air.
+ But your traveller forgot that in countries which abound in
+ wheat, rye is seldom eaten; and that on the same principle, in
+ Scotland, where coal and peat are abundant, the "natives," like
+ the ancient Vestals, never allow their fires to go out, but
+ keep them burning through the whole night. The business of the
+ "gude man" is, immediately before going to bed, to load the
+ fire with coals, and crown the supply with a "canny passack o'
+ turf," which keeps the whole in a state of gentle combustion;
+ when, in the morning a sturdy thrust from the poker, produces
+ an instantaneous blaze. But, unfortunately, should any untoward
+ "o'er-night clishmaclaver" occasion the neglect of this duty,
+ and the fire be left, like envy, to feed upon its own vitals, a
+ remedy is at hand in the shape of a pan "o' live coals" from
+ some more provident neighbour, resident in an upper or lower
+ "flat;" and thus without bundle-wood or "shavings," is the
+ mischief cured.</p>
+
+ <p>I hope that this explanation will sufficiently vindicate my
+ Scottish friends from <i>M.L.B</i>.'s aspersion. Scotchmen
+ improvident! never: for workhouses are
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="page133"
+ id="page133"></a>[pg 133]</span> as scarce among them as
+ bundle-wood, or intelligent travellers. Recollect that I am
+ not in a passion; but this I will say, though the gorge
+ choke me, that <i>M.L.B.</i> strongly reminds me of the
+ French princess, who when she heard of some manufacturers
+ dying in the provinces of starvation, said, "Poor fools! die
+ of starvation&mdash;if I were them I would eat bread and
+ cheese first."</p>
+
+ <p>The next time <i>M.L.B.</i> visits Scotland, let him ask the
+ first peasant he meets how to keep eggs fresh for years; and he
+ will answer <i>rub a little oil or butter over them, within a
+ day or two after laying, and they will keep any length of time,
+ perfectly fresh</i>. This discovery, which was made in France
+ by the great Reamur, depends for its success upon the oil
+ filling up the pores of the egg-shell, and thereby cutting off
+ the perspiration between the fluids of the egg and the
+ atmosphere, which is a necessary agent in putrefaction. The
+ preservation of eggs in this manner, has long been practised in
+ all "braid Scotland;" but it is not so much as known in our own
+ boasted land of stale eggs and bundle-wood.</p>
+
+ <p>In Edinburgh, I mean the Scottish and not the Irish capital,
+ <i>M.L.B.</i> may actually eat <i>new laid</i> eggs a <i>year
+ old!</i> How is it that this great comfort is not practised in
+ the navy? The Scotch have also a hundred other domestic
+ practices for the saving of the hard earned "siller;" and are
+ far from the commission of any such idle waste as
+ <i>M.L.B.</i>'s story exhibits. S.S.</p>
+
+ <p>P.S. Tinder-boxes are unknown in Scotland, and I am sure
+ <i>M.L.B.</i> if he wants a business would as readily make his
+ fortune by selling them, as the Yorkshireman who went to the
+ West Indies with a cargo of great coats.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h2>LINES</h2>
+
+ <h3>ON MY FORTY-NINTH BIRTHDAY.</h3>
+
+ <h4>(<i>For the Mirror</i>.)</h4>
+
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>On the slope of Life's decline,</p>
+
+ <p>The landmark reached of <i>forty-nine</i>,</p>
+
+ <p>Thoughtful on this heart of mine</p>
+
+ <p>Strikes the sound of forty-nine.</p>
+
+ <p>Greyish hairs with brown combine</p>
+
+ <p>To note Time's hand&mdash;and forty-nine.</p>
+
+ <p>Sunny hours that used to shine,</p>
+
+ <p>Shadow o'er at forty-nine.</p>
+
+ <p>Of youthful sports the joys decline,</p>
+
+ <p>Symptoms strong of forty-nine.</p>
+
+ <p>The dance I willingly resign,</p>
+
+ <p>To lighter heels than forty-nine.</p>
+
+ <hr />
+
+ <p>Yet, why anxiously repine?</p>
+
+ <p>Pleasures wait on forty-nine.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Social pleasures&mdash;joys benign&mdash;</p>
+
+ <p>Still are found at forty-nine.</p>
+
+ <p>With a friend to go and dine,</p>
+
+ <p>What better age than forty-nine?</p>
+
+ <p>Ladies with me sip their wine,</p>
+
+ <p>Though they know I'm forty-nine.</p>
+
+ <p>Tea and chat, and wit combine,</p>
+
+ <p>To enliven musing forty-nine.</p>
+
+ <p>Let harmony its chords untwine,</p>
+
+ <p>Music charms at forty nine.</p>
+
+ <p>O'er wasting care let croakers whine,</p>
+
+ <p>Care we'll defy at forty-nine.</p>
+
+ <p>Fifty shall not make me pine&mdash;</p>
+
+ <p>Why lament o'er forty-nine.</p>
+
+ <p>Joys let's trace of "Auld Lang Syne,"</p>
+
+ <p>Memory's fresh at forty-nine.</p>
+
+ <p>Then fill a cup of rosy wine,</p>
+
+ <p>And drink a health to FORTY-NINE.</p>
+
+ <p class="i10">W. W.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h2>SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS.</h2>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>PHILOSOPHY OF LONDON.</h3>
+
+ <h3><i>The Quadrant</i></h3>
+
+ <p>The principle of <i>suum cuique</i> is felicitously enforced
+ in that ostentatious but rather heavy piece of architecture,
+ the Regent Quadrant, the pillars of which exhibit from time to
+ time different colours, according to the fancy of the
+ shop-owners to whose premises respectively they happen to
+ belong. Thus, Mr. Figgins chooses to see his side of a pillar
+ painted a pale chocolate, while his neighbour Mrs. Hopkins
+ insists on disguising the other half with a coat of light cream
+ colour, or haply a delicate shade of Dutch pink; so that the
+ identity of material which made it so hard for Transfer, in
+ Zeluco, to distinguish between his metal Venus and Vulcan, is
+ often the only incident that the two moieties have in
+ common.</p>
+
+ <h3><i>Squares</i>.</h3>
+
+ <p>The few squares that existed in London antecedent to 1770,
+ were rather sheep-walks, paddocks, and kitchen gardens, than
+ any thing else. Grosvenor Square in particular, fenced round
+ with a rude wooden railing, which was interrupted by lumpish
+ brick piers at intervals of every half-dozen yards, partook
+ more of the character of a pond than a parterre; and as for
+ Hanover Square, it had very much the air of a sorry cow-yard,
+ where blackguards were to be seen assembled daily, playing at
+ husselcap up to their ankles in mire. Cavendish Square was then
+ for the first time dignified with a statue, in the modern
+ uniform of the Guards, mounted on a charger, <i>&agrave;
+ l'antique</i>, richly gilt and burnished; and Red Lion Square,
+ elegantly so called from the sign of an ale-shop
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="page134"
+ id="page134"></a>[pg 134]</span> at the corner, presented
+ the anomalous appendages of two ill-constructed watch-houses
+ at either end, with an ungainly, naked obelisk in the
+ centre, which, by the by, was understood to be the site of
+ Oliver Cromwell's re-interment. St. James's Park abounded in
+ apple-trees, which Pepys mentions having laid under
+ contribution by stealth, while Charles and his queen were
+ actually walking within sight of him. The quaint style of
+ this old writer is sometimes not a little entertaining. He
+ mentions having seen Major-General Harrison "hanged, drawn,
+ and quartered at Charing-Cross, he (Harrison) looking as
+ cheerful as any man could in that condition." He also
+ gravely informs us that Sir Henry Vane, when about to be
+ beheaded on Tower Hill, urgently requested the executioner
+ to take off his head so as not to hurt a seton which
+ happened to be uncicatrized in his neck!</p>
+
+ <h3><i>Modern Building</i>.</h3>
+
+ <p>We are the contemporaries of a street-building generation,
+ but the grand maxim of the nineteenth century, in their
+ management of masonry, as in almost every thing else, as far as
+ we can discover, appears to lie in that troublesome line of
+ Macbeth's soliloquy, ending with, "'twere well it were done
+ quickly." It is notorious that many of the leases of new
+ dwelling-houses contain a clause against dancing, lest the
+ premises should suffer from a mazurka, tremble at a gallopade,
+ or fall prostrate under the inflictions of "the parson's
+ farewell," or "the wind that shakes the barley." The system of
+ building, or rather "running up" a house first, and afterwards
+ providing it with a false exterior, meant to deceive the eye
+ with the semblance of curved stone, is in itself an absolute
+ abomination. Besides, Greek architecture, so magnificent when
+ on a large scale, becomes perfectly ridiculous when applied to
+ a private street-mansion, or a haberdasher's warehouse. St.
+ Paul's Church, Covent-Garden, is an instance of the unhappy
+ effect produced by a combination of a similar kind; great in
+ all its parts, with its original littleness, it very nearly
+ approximates to the character of a barn. Inigo Jones doubtless
+ desired to erect an edifice of stately Roman aspect, but he was
+ cramped in his design, and, therefore, only aspired to make a
+ first-rate barn; so far unquestionably the great architect has
+ succeeded. Then looking to those details of London
+ architecture, which appear more peculiarly connected with the
+ dignity of the nation, what can we say of it, but that the King
+ of Great Britain is worse lodged than the chief magistrate of
+ Claris or Zug, while the debates of the most powerful assembly
+ in the world are carried on in a building, (or, a return to
+ Westminster Hall,) which will bear no comparison with the
+ Stadthouse at Amsterdam! The city, however, as a whole,
+ presents a combination of magnitude and grandeur, which we
+ should in vain look for elsewhere, although with all its
+ immensity it has not yet realized the quaint prediction of
+ James the First,&mdash;that London would shortly be England,
+ and England would be London.</p>
+
+ <h3><i>Morning</i>.</h3>
+
+ <p>The metropolis presents certain features of peculiar
+ interest just at that unpopular dreamy hour when stars "begin
+ to pale their ineffectual fires," and the drowsy twilight of
+ the doubtful day brightens apace into the fulness of morning,
+ "blushing like an Eastern bride." Then it is that the extremes
+ of society first meet under circumstances well calculated to
+ indicate the moral width between their several conditions. The
+ gilded chariot bowls along from square to square with its
+ delicate patrimonial possessor, bearing him homeward in
+ celerity and silence, worn with lassitude, and heated with wine
+ quaffed at his third rout, after having deserted the oft-seen
+ ballet, or withdrawn in pettish disgust at the utterance of a
+ false harmony in the opera. A cabriolet hurries past him still
+ more rapidly, bearing a fashionable physician, on the fret at
+ having been summoned prematurely from the comforts of a second
+ sleep in a voluptuous chamber, on an experimental visit to</p>
+
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>"Raise the weak head, and stay the parting sigh,</p>
+
+ <p>Or with new life relume the swimming eye."</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+
+ <p>At the corners of streets of traffic, and more
+ especially</p>
+
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>"Where fam'd St. Giles's ancient limits spread,"</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+
+ <p>the matutinal huckster may be seen administering to
+ costermongers, hackney-coachmen, and "fair women without
+ discretion," a fluid "all hot, all hot," ycleped by the
+ initiated elder wine, which, we should think, might give the
+ partakers a tolerable notion of the fermenting beverage
+ extracted by Tartars from mare's milk not particularly fresh.
+ Hard by we find a decent matron super-intending her tea-table
+ at the lamp-post, and tendering to a remarkably select company
+ little, blue, delft cups of bohea, filled from time to time
+ from a prodigious kettle, that simmers unceasingly on its
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="page135"
+ id="page135"></a>[pg 135]</span> charcoal tripod, though the
+ refractory cad often protests that the fuel fails before the
+ boiling stage is consummated by an ebullition. Hither
+ approaches perhaps an interesting youth from
+ Magherastaphena, who, ere night-fall, is destined to figure
+ in some police-office as a "juvenile delinquent." The
+ shivering sweep, who has just travelled through half a dozen
+ stacks of chimneys, also quickens every motion of his weary
+ little limbs, when he comes within sight of the destined
+ breakfast, and beholds the reversionary heel of a loaf and
+ roll of butter awaiting his arrival. Another unfailing
+ visiter is the market-gardener, on his way to deposit before
+ the Covent Garden piazza such a pyramid of cabbages as might
+ well have been manured in the soil with Master Jack's justly
+ celebrated bean-stalk. Surely Solomon in all his glory was
+ not arrayed like one of these. The female portion of such
+ assemblages, for the most part, consists of poor Salopian
+ strawberry-carriers, many of whom have walked already at
+ least four miles, with a troublesome burden, and for a
+ miserable pittance&mdash;egg-women, with sundry still-born
+ chickens, goslings, and turkey-pouts&mdash;and passing
+ milk-maidens, peripatetic under the yoke of their double
+ pail. Their professional cry is singular and sufficiently
+ unintelligible, although perhaps not so much so as that of
+ the Dublin milk-venders in the days of Swift; it used to run
+ thus,&mdash;</p>
+
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>"Mugs, jugs, and porringers,</p>
+
+ <p>Up in the garret and down in the cellar."</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+
+ <p>They are in general a hale, comely, well-favoured race,
+ notwithstanding the assertion of the author of Trivia to the
+ contrary.<a id="footnotetag5"
+ name="footnotetag5"></a><a href="#footnote5"><sup>5</sup></a></p>
+
+ <p>The most revolting spectacle to any one of sensibility which
+ usually presents itself about this hour, is the painful
+ progress of the jaded, foundered, and terrified droves of
+ cattle that one necessarily must see not unfrequently
+ struggling on to the appointed slaughter-house, perhaps after
+ three days during which they have been running</p>
+
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>"Their course of suffering in the public way."</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+
+ <p>On such occasions we have often wished ourselves "far from
+ the sight of city, spire, or sound of minster clock." One feels
+ most for the sheep and lambs, when the softened fancy recurs to
+ the streams and hedgerows, and pleasant pastures, from whence
+ the woolly exiles have been ejected; and yet the emotion of
+ pity is not wholly unaccompanied by admiration at the sagacity
+ of the canine disciplinarians that bay them remorselessly
+ forward, and sternly refuse the stragglers permission to make a
+ reconnoissance on the road. They are highly respectable members
+ of society these same sheep-dogs, and we wish we could say as
+ much for "the curs of low degree," that just at the same hour
+ begin to prowl up and down St. Giles's, and to and fro in it,
+ seeking what they may devour, with the fear of the Alderman of
+ Cripplegate Within before their eyes. The feline kind, however,
+ have reason to think themselves in more danger at the first
+ round of the watering cart, for we have often rescued an
+ unsuspicious tortoise-shell from the felonious designs of a
+ skin-dealer, who was about to lay violent hands on unoffending
+ puss, while she was watching the process of making bread
+ through the crevices of a Scotch grating.<a id="footnotetag6"
+ name="footnotetag6"></a><a href="#footnote6"><sup>6</sup></a></p>
+
+ <p>Another animal <i>sui generis</i>, occasionally visible
+ about the same cock-crowing season, is the parliamentary
+ reporter, shuffling to roost, and a more slovenly-looking
+ operative from sunrise to sunset is rarely to be seen. There
+ has probably been a double debate, and between three and five
+ o'clock he has written "a column <i>bould</i>." No one can well
+ mistake him. The features are often Irish, the gait jaunty or
+ resolutely brisk, but neither "buxom, blithe, nor debonnair,"
+ complexion wan, expression pensive, and the entire propriety of
+ the toilette disarranged and <i>degag&eacute;e</i>. The stuff
+ that he has perpetrated is happily no longer present to his
+ memory, and neither placeman's sophistry nor patriot's rant
+ will be likely in any way to interfere with his repose. Intense
+ fatigue, whether intellectual or manual, however, is not the
+ best security for sound slumber at any hour, more particularly
+ in the morning.</p>
+
+ <p>Even at this hour the swart Savoyard (<i>filius nullius</i>)
+ issues forth on his diurnal pilgrimage, "remote, unfriended,
+ melancholy, slow," to excruciate on his superannuated
+ hurdy-gurdy that sublime melody, "the hundred and seventh
+ psalm," or the plaintive sweetness of "Isabel," perhaps
+ speculating on a breakfast for himself and Pug, somewhere
+ between Knightsbridge and Old Brentford. Poor fellow! Could he
+ procure <span class="pagenum"><a name="page136"
+ id="page136"></a>[pg 136]</span> a few bones of mutton, how
+ hard would it be for his hungry comprehension to understand
+ the displeasure which similar objects occasioned to Attila
+ on the plains of Champagne!</p>
+
+ <p>Then the too frequent preparations for a Newgate
+ execution&mdash;but enough of such details; it is the muse of
+ Mr. Crabbe that alone could do them justice. We would say to
+ the great city, in the benedictory spirit of the patriot of
+ Venice,&mdash;<i>esto perpetua!</i> Notwithstanding thy
+ manifold "honest knaveries," peace be within thy walls, and
+ plenty pervade thy palaces, that thou mayest ever approve
+ thyself, oh queen of capitals,</p>
+
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>"Like Samson's riddle in the sacred song,</p>
+
+ <p>A springing sweet still flowing from the
+ strong!"</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+
+ <h4><i>Blackwood's Magazine</i>.</h4>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h2>THE SKETCH-BOOK.</h2>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>SCOTTISH SPORTING.</h3>
+
+ <h4><i>From the Letters of Two Sportsmen; with Recollections of
+ the Ettrick Shepherd.</i></h4>
+
+ <h4>(<i>For the Mirror</i>.)</h4>
+
+ <p>After visiting Thoms, the sculptor, "Burns's cottage,"
+ "Halloway Kirk," Monument, &amp;c., in Ayrshire, we toddled on
+ over to Dumfries, and had a <i>crack</i> with poor "Rabbie
+ Burns's" widow, not forgetting McDiarmid the author; thence to
+ Moffat, and up that dismal glen, the pass of Moffat, to the
+ grey mare's tail, a waterfall, so called from its resembling
+ the silvery tail of a grey mare; and truly, if the simile were
+ extended into infinitude, which from its sublimity it would
+ admit of, we might compare its waving, silky stream swinging
+ over the broad face of its lofty grey rock, to the tail of the
+ pale horse of Revelation, over the chaos of time. It was a
+ sombre, solemn sort of a day, and the dense clouds hung
+ curtaining down the mountain sides, like our living pall as it
+ were&mdash;I scarcely know how&mdash;but we felt dismally until
+ we took a dram and got into a perspiration, with tugging up the
+ sinuosities of the cliff's, to the summit of the waterfall.
+ Loch Skein, where we were galvanized, electrified, magnetized,
+ and petrified, all at once, by the quackery, clackery,
+ flappery, quatter, splatter, clatter, scatter, and
+ dash-de-blash, and squash, of a flock of wild ducks, on its
+ reedy, flaggy surface; O, what a <i>scutter</i> was there! Our
+ hearts, too full, leapt into our mouths, but our guns were
+ turned into tons of lead, and ere we could heave them up to our
+ shoulders of clay, the thousand had fled into the eternal grey
+ mist of the mountain, like the dispersion of a confused dream.
+ There we stood like two sumphs, (as Hogg calls those who are
+ ganging a bit aglee in their wits) gaping and staring at each
+ other with a look which said, why did not <i>you</i>shoot? Our
+ dogs too stood as stiff as two pumps, with tails standing out
+ like the handles! <i>Apropos</i>&mdash;talking of Hogg, the
+ poet, we called to see him in his half-acre island in Eltrive
+ Lake, and truly we met with that burning hot reception which we
+ had anticipated from <i>Blackwood's Magazine</i> description of
+ him. We had no <i>notes of introduction</i>except the notes
+ which our guns pricked upon the echoes of Ettric Forest, and
+ which James Hogg heard and answered with a view-hallo, for us
+ to "come awa doon the brae an' tak' a dram o'speerits," and so
+ we did, and in true Highland style; he met us at the door and
+ gave us a drain from the bottle, first gulping a glass himself
+ of that double-strong like &amp; fire-eater, without a twink of
+ the eye or a wince of the mouth; and then with a grip o' the
+ daddle, which made the fingers crack, he pulled us into his
+ bonnie wee bit shooting box of a house, with a "Come awa ben
+ ye'll be the better o' a bite o' venison pasty;" so in we went,
+ and were introduced to his bonnie wife and sousy barnes, which
+ latter, Jammie Hogg nursed as though he lov'd 'em frae the
+ uttermost ends o' his sowl.</p>
+
+ <p>Campbell has it against Byron, that "the poetic temperament
+ is incompatible with matrimonial felicity." Fudge, fudge, Mr.
+ Campbell, did you ever visit James Hogg?</p>
+
+ <p>Well, we sat down to take a snack with James and an
+ extraordinary monkey of his, which he has dressed in the garb
+ of a Highland soldier, and which too, sat down at table, and
+ played his knife and fork like a true epicure. "An extrornry
+ crater is that wee Heelan-man o' mine, gentlemen, he can conduc
+ himsel' as weel's ony Christan man at table, and aft when I'm
+ pennin' a bit rhyme 'thegither, the crater'll lowp up 'ith
+ chair anent me and tak' up a pen, in exac emeetation o' me, and
+ keck into my 'een in his cunnin way, as if he was speering me
+ what to write aboot; he surely maun ha' a feck o' thocht in his
+ heed if are could gar him spak it; but ye ken his horsemanship
+ beats a'. I had a spire-haired collie, a breed atween a Heelan
+ lurcher, a grew, and a wolf, dog, a meety, muckle collie he is
+ for sure&mdash;weel, gentlemen, do ye ken, he
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="page137"
+ id="page137"></a>[pg 137]</span> a' rides on him when we
+ hoont the tod (fox), an' to see him girt a screep o' red
+ flannin on for a saddle, that the neer-do-weel toor fra a
+ beggar-wife's tattered duds ane day; an' then to see him
+ lowp on like a mountebank, and sit skreighin an' chatrin,
+ an' cronkin like a paddock on a clud o'yearth. O, its a
+ lachin teeklesome sicht for sure&mdash;an' then hee'l thud,
+ thud, thud his wee bit neive 'ith shouther 'oth collie, an'
+ steek his toes in his side, just for a' the world like a
+ Newmarket jockey, an' then hee'l turn him roon behint-afore
+ an' play treeks, till collie gerns at him; an' then beway o'
+ makin friens again, hee'l streek an' pat him, an' peek the
+ ferlie oot o' his hurdles; an' then when we're a' ready for
+ gannin awa, to be sure what a dirdum an' stramash do they
+ twa keek up; an' then aff they flee like the deevil in a
+ gale o' wind, an' are oot o' sicht before ye can say owr the
+ border an' far awa. But I ha' just been speerin the forester
+ aboot the tod (fox), an' he gars me gang owr the muir to
+ Ettric Forest, an' leuk in a cleuch in a rock there is
+ there, an' I shall find the half-peckit banes o' a joop o'
+ mine that stray'd yestreen. So, gentlemen, if yer fond o'
+ oor kin o' sportin, ye shall hae such a sicht o' rinnin an'
+ ridin as ye ne'er saw heretofore we your twa een."</p>
+
+ <p>We readily accepted the invite, and off we set in company
+ with the "Ettric Shepherd" and his monkey, and certainly it was
+ a "<i>teeklesome sicht</i>" to see him mounted on the long,
+ lank, wire-haired, shaggy wolf-dog-grew-lurcher, while he in
+ play was scouring round and round the wild and barren moor;
+ away and away as swift as the wind, over brae and bourn and bog
+ they went, like a red petticoated witch on a besom, flying in
+ the storm.</p>
+
+ <p>On our way we fell in with the foresters, who were going a
+ deer-stalking; they had a buck to kill for the duke, so we
+ joined company, and gave that satisfactory shrug of the
+ shoulders, with the expectation of sport, that a spider would
+ feel while sitting in the corner of a hollow nut-shell, and
+ seeing his victim already entangled in his web, while he was
+ whetting his appetite with suspended hope, in dream of
+ anticipated fattenings.</p>
+
+ <p>We made the best of our way to the watering-place haunt of
+ the deer. Silence was the word, and we crept on tip-toe and
+ tip-toe, scarce breathing, keeping ever out of the wind's
+ course; for they have an ear of silk, and an eye of light, and
+ a scent so exquisite that they could, if it were possible, hear
+ the tread, see the essence, and scent the breath, of a spirit.
+ This watering haunt was in a lonely glen, which was commanded,
+ within pistol-shot, by a small clump of trees, which were
+ under-grown by brushwood and brambles, and wherein we ambushed
+ ourselves. Ay, there it was, the "gory bed," where "this day a
+ stag must die," just one hundred yards from that said clump.
+ Hush, hush, silence, silence, "Swallow your brith," says Jammie
+ Hogg, hush, "Heck, cack, a," says the monkey, "the deevil tak'
+ the monkey," says Jammie, "whist, whist, hush!"</p>
+
+ <h4>(<i>To be concluded in our next</i>.)</h4>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h2>THE SELECTOR; AND LITERARY NOTICES OF <i>NEW
+ WORKS</i>.</h2>
+ <hr class="short" />
+
+ <h3>THE GEORGIAN ERA.</h3>
+
+ <h4><i>(Concluded from page 124.)</i></h4>
+
+ <h4><i>Sheridan.</i></h4>
+
+ <p>"In early life, Sheridan had been generally accounted
+ handsome: he was rather above the middle size, and well
+ proportioned. He excelled in several manly exercises: he was a
+ proficient in horsemanship, and danced with great elegance. His
+ eyes were black, brilliant, and always particularly expressive.
+ Sir Joshua Reynolds, who painted his portrait, is said to have
+ affirmed, that their pupils were larger than those of any human
+ being he had ever met with. They retained their beauty to the
+ last; but the lower parts of his face exhibited, in his latter
+ years, the usual effects of intemperance. His arms were strong,
+ although by no means large; and his hands small and delicate.
+ On a cast of one of them, the following appropriate couplet is
+ stated, by Moore, to have been written:&mdash;</p>
+
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Good at a fight, but better at a play;</p>
+
+ <p>Godlike in giving; but the devil to pay!</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+
+ <p>"No man of his day possessed so much tact in appropriating
+ and adorning the wit of others. He pillaged his predecessors of
+ their ideas, with as much skill and effrontery as he did his
+ contemporaries of their money. It was his ambition to appear
+ indolent; but he was, in fact, particularly, though not
+ regularly laborious. The most striking parts of his best
+ speeches were written and rewritten, on separate slips of
+ paper, and, in many cases, laid by for years, before they were
+ spoken. He not only elaborately polished his good ideas, but,
+ when they were finished, waited patiently,
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="page138"
+ id="page138"></a>[pg 138]</span> until an opportunity
+ occurred of uttering them with the best effect. Moore
+ states, that the only time he could have had for the
+ pre-arrangement of his conceptions, must have been during
+ the many hours of the day which he passed in bed; when,
+ frequently, while the world gave him credit for being
+ asleep, he was employed in laying the frame-work of his wit
+ and eloquence for the evening.</p>
+
+ <p>"Like that of his great political rival, Pitt, his eloquence
+ required the stimulus of the bottle. Port was his favourite
+ wine; it quickened, he said, the circulation and the fancy
+ together; adding, that he seldom spoke to his satisfaction
+ until after he had taken a couple of bottles. Arthur O'Leary
+ used to remark, that, like a porter, he never was steady unless
+ he had a load on his head.</p>
+
+ <p>"He also needed the excitement of wine when engaged in
+ composition. 'If an idea be reluctant,' he would sometimes say,
+ 'a glass of port ripens it, and it bursts forth; if it come
+ freely, a glass of port is a glorious reward for it.' He
+ usually wrote at night, with several candles burning around
+ him.</p>
+
+ <p>"The most serious appointments were, to him, matters of no
+ importance. After promising to attend the funeral of his friend
+ Richardson, he arrived at the church after the conclusion of
+ the burial service; which, however, to their mutual disgrace,
+ he prevailed on the clergyman to repeat. But, notwithstanding
+ his liability to the charge of desecration, even in more than
+ one instance, he professed, and it is but charitable to presume
+ that he felt, in his better moments, a deep sense of the worth
+ of piety. He had ever considered, he said, a deliberate
+ disposition to make proselytes in infidelity, as an
+ unaccountable depravity, a brutal outrage, the motive for which
+ he had never been able to trace or conceive.</p>
+
+ <p>"Sheridan enjoyed a distinguished reputation for colloquial
+ wit. From among the best of the occasional dicta, &amp;c.
+ attributed to him, the following are selected:&mdash;</p>
+
+ <p>"An elderly maiden lady, an inmate of a country house, at
+ which Sheridan was passing a few days, expressed an inclination
+ to take a stroll with him, but he excused himself, on account
+ of the badness of the weather. Shortly afterwards, she met him
+ sneaking out alone.</p>
+
+ <p>'So, Mr. Sheridan,' said she, 'it has cleared up.' 'Yes,
+ madam,' was the reply; 'it certainly has cleared up enough for
+ one, but not enough for two;' and off he went.</p>
+
+ <p>"He jocularly observed, on one occasion, to a creditor, who
+ peremptorily required payment of the interest due on a
+ long-standing debt,' My dear sir, you know it is not my
+ <i>interest</i> to pay the <i>principal</i>; nor is it my
+ <i>principle</i> to pay the <i>interest</i>.'</p>
+
+ <p>"One day, the prince of Wales having expatiated on the
+ beauty of Dr. Darwin's opinion, that the reason why the bosom
+ of a beautiful woman possesses such a fascinating effect on man
+ is, because he derived from that source the first pleasurable
+ sensations of his infancy. Sheridan ridiculed the idea very
+ happily. 'Such children, then,' said he, 'as are brought up by
+ hand, must needs be indebted for similar sensations to a very
+ different object; and yet, I believe, no man has ever felt any
+ intense emotions of amatory delight at beholding a
+ pap-spoon.'</p>
+
+ <p>"Boaden, the author of several theatrical pieces, having
+ given Drury lane theatre the title of a wilderness, Sheridan,
+ when requested, shortly afterwards, to produce a tragedy,
+ written by Boaden, replied, 'The wise and discreet author calls
+ our house a wilderness:&mdash;now, I don't mind allowing the
+ oracle to have his opinion; but it is really too much for him
+ to expect, that I will suffer him to prove his words.'</p>
+
+ <p>"Kelly having to perform an Irish character, Johnstone took
+ great pains to instruct him in the brogue, but with so little
+ success, that Sheridan said, on entering the green-room, at the
+ conclusion of the piece, 'Bravo, Kelly! I never heard you speak
+ such good English in all my life!'</p>
+
+ <p>"He delighted in practical jokes, and seems to have enjoyed
+ a sheer piece of mischief, with all the gusto of a school-boy.
+ At this kind of sport, Tickell and Sheridan were often
+ play-fellows: and the tricks which they inflicted on each
+ other, were frequently attended with rather unpleasant
+ consequences. One night, he induced Tickell to follow him down
+ a dark passage, on the floor of which he had placed all the
+ plates and dishes he could muster, in such a manner, that while
+ a clear path was left open for his own escape, it would have
+ been a miracle if Tickell did not smash two-thirds of them. The
+ result was as Sheridan had anticipated: Tickell fell among the
+ crockery, which so severely cut him in many places, that Lord
+ John Townshend found him, the next day, in bed, and covered
+ with patches. 'Sheridan has behaved atrociously towards me,'
+ said he, 'and I am resolved to be revenged on him. But,'
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="page139"
+ id="page139"></a>[pg 139]</span> added he, his admiration at
+ the trick entirely subduing his indignation, 'how amazingly
+ well it was managed!'</p>
+
+ <p>"He once took advantage of the singular appetite of
+ Richardson for argument, to evade payment of a heavy
+ coach-fare. Sheridan had occupied a hackney-chariot for several
+ hours, and had not a penny in his pocket to pay the coachman.
+ While in this dilemma, Richardson passed, and he immediately
+ proposed to take the disputant up, as they appeared to be going
+ in the same direction. The offer was accepted, and Sheridan
+ adroitly started a subject on which his companion was usually
+ very vehement and obstinate. The argument was maintained with
+ great warmth on both sides, until at length Sheridan affected
+ to lose his temper, and pulling the check-string, commanded the
+ coachman to let him out instantly, protesting that he would not
+ ride another yard with a man who held such opinions, and
+ supported them in such a manner. So saying, he descended and
+ walked off, leaving Richardson to enjoy his fancied triumph,
+ and to pay the whole fare. Richardson, it is said, in a
+ paroxysm of delight at Sheridan's apparent defeat, put his head
+ out of the window and vociferated his arguments until he was
+ out of sight."</p>
+
+ <p>The minor or appendix biographies are not so neatly executed
+ as the more lengthy sketches. It is rather oddly said, "that
+ Alderman Wood shortly before the demise of George the Fourth,
+ obtained leave to bring in a bill for the purpose of preventing
+ the spread of canine madness." Again, as the Alderman is a
+ hop-factor, why observe "he is said to have realized a
+ considerable fortune by his fortunate speculations in hops."
+ This describes him as a mere speculator, and not as an
+ established trader in hops.</p>
+
+ <p>The present volume of the Georgian Era is handsomely
+ printed, and is, without exception, the <i>cheapest book of the
+ day</i>, considered either as to its merit or
+ size&mdash;quality or quantity: what can transcend nearly 600
+ pages of such condensed reading as we have proved this work to
+ contain&mdash;for half-a-guinea! Were it re-written and printed
+ in the style of a fashionable novel, it would reach round the
+ world, and in that case, it should disappear at <i>Terra del
+ Fuego</i>.</p>
+
+ <p>The embellishments of the Georgian Era are not its most
+ successful portion; but a fine head of George I. fronts the
+ title-page. The anecdotes, by the way, will furnish us two or
+ three agreeable pages anon.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h2>Fine Arts.</h2>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>PATRICK NASMYTH.</h3>
+
+ <h4>(<i>For the Mirror</i>.)</h4>
+
+ <p>This distinguished landscape-painter was the son of Mr.
+ Alexander Nasmyth, an artist who is still living and well known
+ in Edinburgh, at which city Patrick was born about the year
+ 1785. His education appears to have been good, and he was early
+ initiated in the art of painting by his father, who constantly
+ represented to him the many great advantages to be derived from
+ the study of nature rather than from the old masters'
+ productions, the greater portion of which have lost their
+ original purity by time and the unskilful management of those
+ persons who term themselves <i>picture restorers</i>. Far from
+ confining himself to the usual method adopted by most young
+ artists of servilely imitating old paintings, young Nasmyth
+ very soon began to copy nature in all her varied freshness and
+ beauty. Scotland contains much of the picturesque, and from
+ this circumstance he seized every opportunity to cultivate his
+ genius for landscape-painting. With incessant application he
+ studied the accidental formation of clouds and the shadows
+ thrown by them on the earth; by which practice he acquired the
+ art of delineating with precision the most pleasing effects.
+ His style appears very agreeable and unaffected; he excelled
+ however, only in rural scenery, in which his skies, distant
+ hills, and the barks of the trees, are truly admirable. His
+ foregrounds are always beautifully diversified, and every blade
+ of grass is true to nature. He is not equal in every respect to
+ Hobbima, yet certainly approximates nearer to that celebrated
+ master than any English artist.</p>
+
+ <p>In 1830, Mr. Nasmyth sold his valuable collection of
+ original sketches and drawings for thirty pounds to George
+ Pennell, Esq., who also purchased several of his exquisitely
+ finished pictures, one of which&mdash;a View in Lee Wood, near,
+ Bristol&mdash;is now in the possession of Lord Northwick.
+ Nasmyth was a constant exhibitor at the Royal Academy, the
+ British Institution, &amp;c., and his performances delighted
+ the uninstructed spectator as well as the connoisseur.</p>
+
+ <p>In person, he was of the middle stature, and possessed a
+ manly countenance with an agreeable figure. In conversation he
+ was vivacious and witty, especially when in company with a
+ convivial party. His character, in some
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="page140"
+ id="page140"></a>[pg 140]</span> respects, was similar to
+ that of George Morland; he was rather too much addicted to
+ convivial pleasures, yet was ever solicitous to mix with the
+ best company, and his polite manners always rendered him an
+ acceptable guest; in this respect he was <i>unlike</i>
+ Morland, who, it is well known, loved to select his
+ companions from the lowest class of society. Although
+ Nasmyth obtained considerable sums for his pictures, he was
+ never sufficiently economical to save money; on the contrary
+ his private affairs were in a very deranged state. He was
+ never married, and during the last ten years of his life
+ resided at Lambeth.</p>
+
+ <p>Towards the end of July, 1831, Mr. Nasmyth, accompanied by
+ two of his intimate acquaintances, made an excursion to Norwood
+ for the purpose of sketching. Much rain had fallen the day
+ before, and the air was still chilly; the artist, however,
+ commenced his drawing, and remained stationary for about two
+ hours, when, the sketch being finished, he rejoined the friends
+ whom he had left at an inn. He then complained of being
+ excessively cold, but on taking something warm his usual
+ spirits returned, and the party passed the rest of the day
+ pleasantly. On the following morning, however, Nasmyth felt
+ considerably indisposed, and it appeared evident he had taken a
+ violent cold. Notwithstanding medical assistance, his
+ indisposition daily increased; and on the 18th of August he
+ breathed his last, in the 46th year of his age.</p>
+
+ <p>He died in extreme poverty, and a subscription to defray the
+ expenses of the funeral was raised among his friends. Wilson,
+ Stanfield, and Roberts subscribed, and followed the remains of
+ their late talented friend to the grave in St. Mary's
+ churchyard, Lambeth.</p>
+
+ <h4>G.W.N.</h4>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h3>PORTRAIT OF CHRIST.</h3>
+
+ <h4>(<i>To the Editor</i>.)</h4>
+
+ <p>The document giving an account of Jesus Christ, which is
+ referred to by <i>Veritas</i>, in No. 533 of <i>The Mirror</i>,
+ has been long since known to be a glaring forgery. It is one of
+ many stories invented in the second, third, and fourth
+ centuries, by the early Christians; for a full account of whose
+ forgeries in such matters, you may consult Mosheim, Lardner,
+ Casaubon, and other ecclesiastical writers. The latter says,
+ "It mightily affects me to see how many there were in the
+ earliest times of the church, who considered it as a capital
+ exploit to lend to heavenly truth the help of their own
+ inventions, in order that the new doctrine might be more
+ readily allowed by the wise among the Gentiles. These officious
+ lies, they were wont to say, were devised for a good end. From
+ which source, beyond question, sprung <i>nearly innumerable</i>
+ books, which that and the following ages saw published by those
+ who were far from being bad men, under the name of the Lord
+ Jesus Christ, and of the Apostles, and of other
+ Saints."&mdash;<i>Lardner</i>, vol. iv. p. 524.</p>
+
+ <p>Dr. Mosheim, among his excellent works, has published a
+ dissertation, showing the <i>reasons</i> and <i>causes</i> of
+ these supposed letters and writings respecting Christ, the
+ Apostles, &amp;c., to which I would beg to recommend your
+ correspondent <i>Veritas</i>. JUSTUS.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h2>Notes of a Reader.</h2>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>DEATH OF JOHN HAMPDEN.</h3>
+
+ <p>The last days of the patriot Hampden are thus graphically
+ told in the <i>Edinburgh Review</i> of Lord Nugent's recently
+ published "Memorials." We need scarcely observe, by way of
+ introduction, that Hampden fell in the great contest between
+ Charles and his parliament; and that when the appeal was to the
+ sword, Hampden accepted the command of a regiment in the
+ parliamentary army, under the Earl of Essex; the Royal forces
+ being headed by Prince Rupert.</p>
+
+ <p>"In the early part of 1643, the shires lying in the
+ neighbourhood of London, which were devoted to the cause of the
+ Parliament, were incessantly annoyed by Rupert and his cavalry.
+ Essex had extended his lines so far, that almost every point
+ was vulnerable. The young prince, who, though not a great
+ general, was an active and enterprising partisan, frequently
+ surprised posts, burned villages, swept away cattle, and was
+ again at Oxford, before a force sufficient to encounter him
+ could be assembled.</p>
+
+ <p>"The languid proceedings of Essex were loudly condemned by
+ the troops. All the ardent and daring spirits in the
+ parliamentary party were eager to have Hampden at their head.
+ Had his life been prolonged, there is every reason to believe
+ that the supreme command would have been entrusted to him. But
+ it was decreed that, at this conjuncture, England should lose
+ the only man who united perfect disinterestedness to eminent
+ talents&mdash;the only man who, being capable of gaining the
+ victory for her, was incapable of abusing that victory when
+ gained.</p>
+
+ <p>"In the evening of the 17th of June,
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="page141"
+ id="page141"></a>[pg 141]</span> Rupert darted out of Oxford
+ with his cavalry on a predatory expedition. At three in the
+ morning of the following day, he attacked and dispersed a
+ few parliamentary soldiers who were quartered at Postcombe.
+ He then flew to Chinnor, burned the village, killed or took
+ all the troops who were posted there, and prepared to hurry
+ back with his booty and his prisoners to Oxford.</p>
+
+ <p>"Hampden had, on the preceding day, strongly represented to
+ Essex the danger to which this part of the line was exposed. As
+ soon as he received intelligence of Rupert's incursion, he sent
+ off a horseman with a message to the General. The cavaliers, he
+ said, could return only by Chiselhampton Bridge. A force ought
+ to be instantly dispatched in that direction, for the purpose
+ of intercepting them. In the meantime, he resolved to set out
+ with all the cavalry that he could muster, for the purpose of
+ impeding the march of the enemy till Essex could take measures
+ for cutting off their retreat. A considerable body of horse and
+ dragoons volunteered to follow him. He was not their commander.
+ He did not even belong to their branch of the service. But 'he
+ was,' says Lord Clarendon, 'second to none but the General
+ himself in the observance and application of all men.' On the
+ field of Chalgrove he came up with Rupert. A fierce skirmish
+ ensued. In the first charge, Hampden was struck in the shoulder
+ by two bullets, which broke the bone, and lodged in his body.
+ The troops of the Parliament lost heart and gave way. Rupert,
+ after pursuing them for a short time, hastened to cross the
+ bridge, and made his retreat unmolested to Oxford.</p>
+
+ <p>"Hampden, with his head drooping, and his hands leaning on
+ his horse's neck, moved feebly out of the battle. The mansion
+ which had been inhabited by his father-in-law, and from which
+ in his youth he had carried home his bride, Elizabeth, was in
+ sight. There still remains an affecting tradition, that he
+ looked for a moment towards that beloved house, and made an
+ effort to go thither to die. But the enemy lay in that
+ direction. He turned his horse towards Thame, where he arrived
+ almost fainting with agony. The surgeons dressed his wounds.
+ But there was no hope. The pain which he suffered was most
+ excruciating. But he endured it with admirable firmness and
+ resignation. His first care was for his country. He wrote from
+ his bed several letters to London concerning public affairs,
+ and sent a last pressing message to the head-quarters,
+ recommending that the dispersed forces should be concentrated.
+ When his last public duties were performed, he calmly prepared
+ himself to die. He was attended by a clergyman of the Church of
+ England, with whom he had lived in habits of intimacy, and by
+ the chaplain of the Buckinghamshire Green-coats, Dr. Spurton,
+ whom Baxter describes as a famous and excellent divine.</p>
+
+ <p>"A short time before his death, the sacrament was
+ administered to him. He declared that, though he disliked the
+ government of the Church of England, he yet agreed with that
+ Church as to all essential matters of doctrine. His intellect
+ remained unclouded. When all was nearly over, he lay murmuring
+ faint prayers for himself, and for the cause in which he died.
+ 'Lord Jesus,' he exclaimed, in the moment of the last agony,
+ 'receive my soul&mdash;O Lord, save my country&mdash;O Lord, be
+ merciful to&mdash;,' In that broken ejaculation passed away his
+ noble and fearless spirit.</p>
+
+ <p>"He was buried in the parish church of Hampden. His
+ soldiers, bareheaded with reversed arms, and muffled drums, and
+ colours, escorted his body to the grave, singing, as they
+ marched, that lofty and melancholy psalm, in which the
+ fragility of human life is contrasted with the immutability of
+ Him, in whose sight a thousand years are but as yesterday when
+ it is passed, and as a watch in the night.</p>
+
+ <p>"The news of Hampden's death produced as great a
+ consternation in his party, according to Clarendon, as if their
+ whole army had been cut off. The journals of the time amply
+ prove that the Parliament and all its friends were filled with
+ grief and dismay. Lord Nugent has quoted a remarkable passage
+ from the next <i>Weekly Intelligencer</i>. 'The loss of Colonel
+ Hampden goeth near the heart of every man that loves the good
+ of his king and country, and makes some conceive little content
+ to be at the army now that he is gone. The memory of this
+ deceased colonel is such, that in no age to come but it will
+ more and more be had in honour and esteem;&mdash;a man so
+ religious, and of that prudence, judgment, temper, valour, and
+ integrity, that he hath left few his like behind him,'</p>
+
+ <p>"He had indeed left none his like behind him. There still
+ remained, indeed, in his party, many acute intellects, many
+ eloquent tongues, many brave and honest hearts. There still
+ remained a rugged and clownish soldier,&mdash;half-fanatic,
+ half-buffoon,&mdash;whose talents
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="page142"
+ id="page142"></a>[pg 142]</span> discerned as yet only by
+ one penetrating eye, were equal to all the highest duties of
+ the soldier and the prince. But in Hampden, and in Hampden
+ alone, were united all the qualities which, at such a
+ crisis, were necessary to save the state,&mdash;the valour
+ and energy of Cromwell, the discernment and eloquence of
+ Vane, the humanity and moderation of Manchester, the stern
+ integrity of Hale, the ardent public spirit of Sidney.
+ Others might possess the qualities which were necessary to
+ save the popular party in the crisis of danger; he alone had
+ both the power and the inclination to restrain its excesses
+ in the hour of triumph. Others could conquer; he alone could
+ reconcile."</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h2>SNATCHES FROM EUGENE ARAM.</h2>
+
+ <p><i>Love</i>.&mdash;What a beautiful fabric would be human
+ nature&mdash;what a divine guide would be human reason&mdash;if
+ Love were indeed the stratum of the one, and the inspiration of
+ the other.</p>
+
+ <p><i>The Pathetic and Sublime</i>.&mdash;What a world of
+ reasonings, not immediately obvious, did the sage of old open
+ to our inquiry, when he said that the pathetic was the truest
+ source of the sublime.</p>
+
+ <p><i>Fortune-telling by Gipsies</i>.&mdash;Very few men under
+ thirty ever sincerely refuse an offer of this sort. Nobody
+ believes in these predictions, yet every one likes hearing
+ them.</p>
+
+ <p><i>Gardening</i>.&mdash;'Tis a winning thing, a garden! It
+ brings us an object every day; and that's what I think a man
+ ought to have if he wishes to lead a happy life.</p>
+
+ <p><i>Knaresbro' Castle</i>.&mdash;You would be at some loss to
+ recognise now the truth of old Leland's description of that
+ once stout and gallant bulwark of the north, when "he numbrid
+ 11 or 12 toures in the walles of the Castel, and one very fayre
+ beside in the second area." In that castle, the four knightly
+ murderers of the haughty Becket (the Wolsey of his age)
+ remained for a whole year, defying the weak justice of the
+ times. There, too, the unfortunate Richard the
+ Second,&mdash;the Stuart of the Plantagenets&mdash;passed some
+ portion of his bitter imprisonment. And there, after the battle
+ of Marston Moor, waved the banner of the loyalists against the
+ soldiers of Lilburn. It was made yet more touchingly memorable
+ at that time, as you may have heard, by an instance of filial
+ piety. The town was straitened for want of provisions; a youth,
+ whose father was in the garrison, was accustomed nightly to get
+ into the deep, dry moat, climb up the glacis, and put
+ provisions through a hole, where the father stood ready to
+ receive them. He was perceived at length; the soldiers fired on
+ him. He was taken prisoner, and sentenced to be hanged in sight
+ of the besieged, in order to strike terror into those who might
+ be similarly disposed to render assistance to the garrison.
+ Fortunately, however, this disgrace was spared the memory of
+ Lilburne and the republican arms. With great difficulty, a
+ certain lady obtained his respite; and after the conquest of
+ the place, and the departure of the troops, the adventurous son
+ was released.... The castle then, once the residence of Pierce
+ Gaveston,&mdash;of Hubert III,&mdash;and of John of Gaunt, was
+ dismantled and destroyed. It is singular, by the way, that it
+ was twice captured by men of the name of Lilburn, or
+ Lilleburne, once in the reign of Edward II., once as I have
+ related. On looking over historical records, we are surprised
+ to find how often certain great names have been fatal to
+ certain spots; and this reminds me that we boast (at
+ Knaresbro',) the origin of the English Sibyl, the venerable
+ Mother Shipton. The wild rock, at whose foot she is said to
+ have been born, is worthy of the tradition.</p>
+
+ <p><i>Consolation for the Loss of Children.</i>&mdash;Better
+ that the light cloud should fade away into Heaven with the
+ morning breath, than travail through the weary day to gather in
+ darkness, and end in storm!</p>
+
+ <p><i>Bells before a Wedding.</i>&mdash;The bells were already
+ ringing loud and blithely; and the near vicinity of the church
+ to the house brought that sound, so inexpressibly buoyant and
+ cheering, to the ears of the bride, with a noisy merriment,
+ that seemed like the hearty voice of an old-fashioned friend
+ who seeks, in his greeting, rather cordiality than
+ discretion.</p>
+
+ <p><i>The Murderer's Unction.</i>&mdash;Ay, all is safe! He
+ will not again return; the dead sleeps without a
+ witness.&mdash;I may lay this working brain upon the bosom that
+ loves me, and not start at night and think that the soft hand
+ around my neck is the hangman's gripe.</p>
+
+ <p><i>Hogarth.</i>&mdash;Nothing makes a picture of distress
+ more sad than the portrait of some individual sitting
+ indifferently looking on in the back-ground. This was a secret
+ Hogarth knew well. Mark his death-bed scenes:&mdash;Poverty and
+ Vice worked up into Horror&mdash;and the
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="page143"
+ id="page143"></a>[pg 143]</span> physicians in the corner
+ wrangling for the fee!&mdash;or the child playing with the
+ coffin&mdash;or the nurse filching what fortune, harsh, yet
+ less harsh than humanity, might have left.</p>
+
+ <p><i>Change of Circumstance.</i>&mdash;In our estimate of the
+ ills of life, we never sufficiently take into consideration the
+ wonderful elasticity of our moral frame, the unlooked for, the
+ startling facility with which the human mind accommodates
+ itself to all change of circumstance, making an object and even
+ a joy from the hardest and seemingly the least redeemed
+ conditions of fate. The man who watched the spider in his cell,
+ may have taken, at least, as much interest in the watch, as
+ when engaged in the most ardent and ambitious objects of his
+ former life; and he was but a type of his brethren; all in
+ similar circumstances would have found similar occupation.</p>
+
+ <p><i>Eternal Punishment.</i>&mdash;So wonderful in equalizing
+ all states and all times in the varying tide of life, are the
+ two rulers yet levellers of mankind, Hope and Custom, that the
+ very idea of an eternal punishment includes that of an utter
+ alteration of the whole mechanism of the soul in its human
+ state, and no effort of an imagination, assisted by past
+ experience, can conceive a state of torture, which custom can
+ <i>never</i> blunt, and from which the chainless and immaterial
+ spirit can <i>never</i> be beguiled into even a momentary
+ escape.</p>
+
+ <p><i>Prison Solitude.</i>&mdash;I have been now so condemned
+ to feed upon myself, that I have become surfeited with the
+ diet.&mdash;<i>Aram</i>.</p>
+
+ <p><i>Sensibility.</i>&mdash;We may triumph over all weaknesses
+ but that of the affections.</p>
+
+ <p><i>Silence of Cities.</i>&mdash;The stillness of a city is
+ far more impressive than that of Nature; for the mind instantly
+ compares the present silence with the wonted uproar.</p>
+
+ <p><i>Suspense.</i>&mdash;Of all the conditions to which the
+ heart is subject, suspense is the one that most gnaws, and
+ cankers into the frame. One little month of that suspense, when
+ it involves death, we are told, in a very remarkable work
+ lately published by an eye-witness,<a id="footnotetag7"
+ name="footnotetag7"></a><a href="#footnote7"><sup>7</sup></a>
+ is sufficient to plough fixed lines and furrows in a convict
+ of five-and-twenty&mdash;sufficient to dash the brown hair
+ with grey, and to bleach the grey to white.</p>
+
+ <p><i>Consolation.</i>&mdash;Her high and starry nature could
+ comprehend those sublime inspirations of comfort, which lift us
+ from the lowest abyss of this world to the contemplation of all
+ that the yearning visions of mankind have painted in
+ another.</p>
+
+ <p>It is a fearful thing to see <i>men</i> weep.</p>
+
+ <p>We are seldom sadder without being also wiser men.</p>
+
+ <p>What is more appalling than to find the signs of gaiety
+ accompanying the reality of anguish.</p>
+
+ <p><i>Consolation.</i>&mdash;If we go at noon day to the bottom
+ of a deep pit,<a id="footnotetag8"
+ name="footnotetag8"></a><a href="#footnote8"><sup>8</sup></a>
+ we shall be able to see the stars which on the level ground
+ are invisible. Even so, from the depths of grief&mdash;worn,
+ wretched, seared, and dying&mdash;the blessed apparitions
+ and tokens of heaven make themselves visible to our
+ eyes.</p>
+
+ <p><i>Progress of Crime.</i>&mdash;Mankind are not instantly
+ corrupted. Villany is always progressive. We decline from
+ right&mdash;not suddenly, but step after step.&mdash;<i>Aram's
+ Defence</i>.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h2>SKETCHES FROM THE TOUR OF A GERMAN PRINCE, VOL. III.</h2>
+
+ <h3><i>Mrs. Fitzherbert.</i></h3>
+
+ <p>"A very worthy and amiable woman, formerly, they say,
+ married to the King, but at present wholly without influence in
+ that quarter, but no less beloved and respected, <i>d'un
+ excellent ton et sans pretension</i>."</p>
+
+ <h3><i>Her Majesty.</i></h3>
+
+ <p>"The Duchess of Clarence honoured the feast with her
+ presence; and all pressed forward to see her, for she is one of
+ those rare Princesses whose personal qualities obtain for them
+ much more respect than their rank, and whose unceasing
+ benevolence and highly amiable character, have obtained for her
+ a popularity in England, of which we Germans may well be
+ proud&mdash;the more so, since in all probability she is
+ destined to be one day the Queen of that country."</p>
+
+ <h3><i>The King.</i></h3>
+
+ <p>"I had the honour of dining with the Duke of Clarence, where
+ I also met the Princess Augusta, the Duchess of Kent and her
+ daughter, and the Duchess of Gloucester. The Duke makes a most
+ friendly host, and is kind enough to retain a recollection of
+ the different times and places where he has before seen me. He
+ has much of the English national character, in the best sense
+ of the word, and also the English love of domestic arrangement.
+ The daughters of the Duke are <i>d'un beau sang</i>, all
+ extraordinarily handsome, though in different
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="page144"
+ id="page144"></a>[pg 144]</span> styles of beauty. Among the
+ sons Colonel Fitzclarence is, in many respects, the most
+ distinguished. Rarely, indeed, do we meet with a young
+ officer of such various accomplishments."</p>
+
+ <h3><i>The Duchess of St. A&mdash;&mdash;.</i></h3>
+
+ <p>"According to the earliest recollections or her Grace, she
+ found herself a forsaken, starving, frozen child, in an outshed
+ of an English village. She was taken thence by a gipsy-crew,
+ whom she afterwards left for a company of strolling players. In
+ this profession, she obtained some reputation by a pleasing
+ exterior, a constant flow of spirits, and a certain
+ originality&mdash;till by degrees she gained several friends,
+ who magnanimously provided for her wants. She long lived in
+ undisturbed connexion with the rich banker C&mdash;&mdash;,
+ who, at length, married her, and, at his death, left her a
+ fortune of 70,000l. a year. By this colossal inheritance, she
+ afterwards became the wife of the Duke of St. A&mdash;&mdash;,
+ the third English Duke in point of rank, and, what is a
+ somewhat singular coincident, the descendant of the well-known
+ actress Nell Gwynn, to whose charms the Duke is indebted for
+ his title, in much the same way (though a hundred years
+ earlier) as his wife is now for hers.</p>
+
+ <p>"She is a very good sort of woman, who has no hesitation in
+ speaking of the past&mdash;on the contrary, is rather too
+ frequent in her reminiscences. Thus she entertained us the
+ whole evening, with various representations of her former
+ dramatic characters. The drollest part of the affair was, that
+ she had taught her husband, a very young man, thirty years
+ under her own age&mdash;to play the lover's part, which he did
+ badly enough. Malicious tongues were naturally very busy, and
+ the more so, as many of the recited passages gave room for the
+ most piquant applications."</p>
+
+ <h3><i>Fortune-telling.</i></h3>
+
+ <p>"I dined to-day with Lady F. Her husband was formerly
+ Governor in the Isle of France, and she had there purchased
+ from a negress, the pretended prophesying book of the Empress
+ Josephine, who is said to have read therein her future
+ greatness and fall, before she sailed for France. Lady F.
+ produced it at tea, and invited the company to question fate,
+ according to the prescribed forms. Now, listen to the answers,
+ which are really remarkable enough. Mrs. Rothschild was the
+ first&mdash;and she asked if her wishes would be fulfilled.
+ Answer: 'Weary not fate with wishes&mdash;one who has obtained
+ so much, may well be satisfied.' Next came Mr. Spring Rice, a
+ celebrated parliamentary speaker, and one of the most zealous
+ champions of the Catholic Question. He asked, whether on the
+ following day when the question was to be brought forward in
+ the upper house, it would pass. I should here remark, that it
+ is well known here that it will not pass&mdash;but that in all
+ probability in the next session it will. The laconic answer of
+ the book ran thus:&mdash;'You will have no success <i>this
+ time</i>.' They then made a young American lady ask if she
+ should soon be married. 'Not in this part of the world,' was
+ the answer."</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h2>The Gatherer.</h2>
+
+ <p><i>Shakspeare and Garrick.</i>&mdash;At the opening dinner
+ of the Garrick Club, the company forgot to drink the Memory of
+ SHAKSPEARE; and the health of our living dramatists was only
+ proposed when the party had dwindled from 200 to 20! Where
+ would be the fame of Garrick but for Shakspeare.</p>
+
+ <p>Talent has lately been liberally marked by royal favour.
+ Among the last batch of knights are Mr. Smirke, the architect;
+ Dr. Meyrick, the celebrated antiquarian scholar; and Col.
+ Trench.</p>
+
+ <p>"<i>Passing Strange</i>."&mdash;The <i>Court Journal</i>,
+ speaking of the deputation of boys from Christ's Hospital at
+ the Drawing-room, says, "The number of boys appointed to attend
+ on this occasion is 40; but, owing to the indisposition of one
+ of them, there were <i>no more than 39 present</i>."</p>
+
+ <p><i>Millinery Authorship.</i>&mdash;"We must acknowledge our
+ prejudice in favour of an opportunity for the display of that
+ most courtly of all materials, the train of Genoa velvet; where
+ (as Lord Francis Levison expresses it)</p>
+
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Finger-deep the rich embroidery stiffens.</p>
+
+ <p class="i10"><i>Court Journal.</i></p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+
+ <p>In a puff precipitate of a play, we are told that
+ M&mdash;&mdash; "is pleased <i>with his character</i>."</p>
+ <hr class="short" />
+
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Two cats were placed within a cage,</p>
+
+ <p>And resolving to quarrel, got into a rage,</p>
+
+ <p>They fought so clean, and fought so clever,</p>
+
+ <p>The devil a bit was left of either.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote1"
+ name="footnote1"></a>
+<b>Footnote 1</b>:
+ <a href="#footnotetag1">(return)</a>
+<p> How pleasingly
+ is the substance of these observations embodied in one
+ of our "Snatches from <i>Eugene Aram</i>:"&mdash;"It has
+ been observed, and there is a world of homely, ay, of
+ legislative wisdom in the observation, that wherever you
+ see a flower in a cottage garden, or a bird at the
+ window, you may feel sure that the cottagers are better
+ and wiser than their neighbours." Vol. i. p. 4. Yet with
+ what wretched taste is this morality sought to be
+ perverted in an abusive notice of Mr. Bulwer's <i>Eugene
+ Aram</i>, in a Magazine of the past month, by a
+ reference to Clark and Aram's stealing flower-roots from
+ gentlemen's gardens to add to the ornaments of their
+ own. The writer might as well have said that Clark and
+ Aram were fair specimens of the whole human race, or
+ that every gay flower in a cottage garden has been so
+ stolen.</p>
+ </blockquote>
+
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote2"
+ name="footnote2"></a>
+<b>Footnote 2</b>:
+ <a href="#footnotetag2">(return)</a><p>Gardeners'
+ Magazine, No. XXXIII. August, 1831.</p>
+ </blockquote>
+
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote3"
+ name="footnote3"></a>
+<b>Footnote 3</b>:
+ <a href="#footnotetag3">(return)</a><p>Family Library,
+ No. XXVII.</p>
+ </blockquote>
+
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote4"
+ name="footnote4"></a>
+<b>Footnote 4</b>:
+ <a href="#footnotetag4">(return)</a><p>By M.M.
+ Concanen, jun. and A. Morgan.</p>
+ </blockquote>
+
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote5"
+ name="footnote5"></a>
+<b>Footnote 5</b>:
+ <a href="#footnotetag5">(return)</a>
+
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>"On doors the sallow milk maid chalks her
+ gains.</p>
+
+ <p>Oh! how unlike the milk-maid of the plains!"</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ </blockquote>
+
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote6"
+ name="footnote6"></a>
+<b>Footnote 6</b>:
+ <a href="#footnotetag6">(return)</a><p>They say that no
+ town in Europe is without a Scotchman for an inhabitant.
+ This trade in London is generally professed by North
+ Britons, and it is always a cause of alarm to a stranger
+ if he notices the enormous column of black smoke which
+ is emitted from their premises at the dawn, of the
+ morning.</p>
+ </blockquote>
+
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote7"
+ name="footnote7"></a>
+<b>Footnote 7</b>:
+ <a href="#footnotetag7">(return)</a><p>Wakefield on
+ "The Punishment of Death."</p>
+ </blockquote>
+
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote8"
+ name="footnote8"></a>
+<b>Footnote 8</b>:
+ <a href="#footnotetag8">(return)</a><p>The remark is in
+ Aristotle. Buffon quotes it in, I think, the first
+ volume of his great work.</p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
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